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Jose with the five thank yous."}, {"start": 80.62, "end": 81.46, "text": " We good?"}, {"start": 82.74, "end": 83.58, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 85.8, "end": 86.98, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 86.98, "end": 89.14, "text": " We good buddy."}, {"start": 90.02, "end": 91.42, "text": " You better believe it."}, {"start": 92.74, "end": 94.46, "text": " Okay, bad Doctor Luke, thank you."}, {"start": 94.46, "end": 96.94, "text": " You ain't know what's happening here."}, {"start": 96.94, "end": 97.78, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 100.1, "end": 101.44, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 103.08, "end": 117.88, "text": " What's this jingle right here, chat? What's this jingle? Listen. What's that jingle? Name"}, {"start": 117.88, "end": 133.92, "text": " that jingle. Nickelodeon. Yes. The real ones know. Jose with the fire. You"}, {"start": 133.92000000000002, "end": 150.92000000000002, "text": " already know what time it is. Yes, indeed. Oh, yes, indeed. Oh, yes, indeed. Time for"}, {"start": 150.92000000000002, "end": 157.92000000000002, "text": " for a spin. Send it."}, {"start": 157.92000000000002, "end": 160.92000000000002, "text": " Huh!"}, {"start": 160.92000000000002, "end": 165.92000000000002, "text": " Clang."}, {"start": 165.92000000000002, "end": 170.92000000000002, "text": " Clang."}, {"start": 170.92000000000002, "end": 173.92000000000002, "text": " Clang."}, {"start": 173.92000000000002, "end": 177.92000000000002, "text": " MJ with the 5W, MJ with the 5."}, {"start": 177.92000000000002, "end": 179.92000000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 179.92000000000002, "end": 184.92000000000002, "text": " Cheers, Buster."}, {"start": 189.92000000000002, "end": 190.92000000000002, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 196.92000000000002, "end": 197.92000000000002, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 199.92000000000002, "end": 200.92000000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 200.92000000000002, "end": 202.92000000000002, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 202.92000000000002, "end": 204.92000000000002, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 204.92000000000002, "end": 205.92000000000002, "text": " What's good, what's good?"}, {"start": 205.92000000000002, "end": 206.92000000000002, "text": " What's good, what's good?"}, {"start": 206.92000000000002, "end": 207.92000000000002, "text": " What's good, what's good?"}, {"start": 207.92000000000002, "end": 208.92000000000002, "text": " What's good, what's good?"}, {"start": 208.92000000000002, "end": 216.20000000000002, "text": " That was good ladies and gentlemen. I have returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again once more yet again once more"}, {"start": 216.84, "end": 219.44000000000003, "text": " Diana with the five w Diana with the five"}, {"start": 219.84, "end": 222.72000000000003, "text": " same thing Prince Tim"}, {"start": 223.72000000000003, "end": 226.88000000000002, "text": " Turtle Nikki Mo Simba Ray"}, {"start": 227.28000000000003, "end": 231.34000000000003, "text": " Son Regal and Ali it's darling"}, {"start": 232.16000000000003, "end": 233.36, "text": " land"}, {"start": 233.36, "end": 235.36, "text": " Cnq"}, {"start": 235.36, "end": 239.88000000000002, "text": " Anna, Tiger, Bunny, Wonder, W. Suvers, man."}, {"start": 239.88000000000002, "end": 241.32000000000002, "text": " Appreciate y'all golden."}, {"start": 241.32000000000002, "end": 243.08, "text": " Childhouse, everybody's day going on a scale of one."}, {"start": 243.08, "end": 244.12, "text": " Let me hear it, huh?"}, {"start": 244.12, "end": 245.64000000000001, "text": " Black, I mean, Blue Hoodie, by the way."}, {"start": 245.64000000000001, "end": 246.48000000000002, "text": " Let me, let me chill out."}, {"start": 246.48000000000002, "end": 249.0, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, Black, Blue Hoodie."}, {"start": 249.0, "end": 249.84, "text": " I repeat."}, {"start": 252.04000000000002, "end": 252.88000000000002, "text": " Blue."}, {"start": 254.88000000000002, "end": 256.22, "text": " I'm blue."}, {"start": 256.22, "end": 262.04, "text": " I I I I I I I I I I I I I I oh I I I I I I I I I I."}, {"start": 264.44000000000005, "end": 266.52000000000004, "text": " So I buried with the fire,"}, {"start": 266.52000000000004, "end": 268.54, "text": " and if you don't believe me that is blue."}, {"start": 270.64000000000004, "end": 271.48, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 274.76000000000005, "end": 275.6, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 276.86, "end": 280.24, "text": " Now you have no choice,"}, {"start": 280.24, "end": 282.20000000000005, "text": " because, buddy, let me tell you,"}, {"start": 282.2, "end": 291.2, "text": " That right there is a blue hoodie if I've ever seen one."}, {"start": 291.2, "end": 296.2, "text": " Okay? It is."}, {"start": 296.2, "end": 302.2, "text": " In case if you watch the Spider-Man movie yet, what you mean yet?"}, {"start": 302.2, "end": 307.2, "text": " I have not."}, {"start": 307.2, "end": 311.59999999999997, "text": " I most certainly have not buster I"}, {"start": 314.2, "end": 316.64, "text": " Most certainly have not"}, {"start": 318.64, "end": 320.32, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 320.32, "end": 325.15999999999997, "text": " Matter of fact, I saw a spider last night and today it's getting bad out here. I"}, {"start": 327.15999999999997, "end": 333.48, "text": " Saw a spider last night and today and both of them was massive. I"}, {"start": 333.48, "end": 342.08000000000004, "text": " I mean humongous even."}, {"start": 342.08000000000004, "end": 347.56, "text": " I mean horrible, buddy."}, {"start": 347.56, "end": 350.08000000000004, "text": " Let me tell you, it's bad."}, {"start": 350.08000000000004, "end": 354.6, "text": " Chad, we made it to another Friday."}, {"start": 354.6, "end": 358.08000000000004, "text": " Are y'all happy that we made it to another Friday?"}, {"start": 358.08, "end": 359.84, "text": " Jiffy with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 364.84, "end": 366.15999999999997, "text": " Are you happy?"}, {"start": 368.4, "end": 370.12, "text": " What are we playing today?"}, {"start": 370.12, "end": 370.96, "text": " Oh, buddy."}, {"start": 373.68, "end": 376.59999999999997, "text": " Oh, buddy, you must not have heard the news."}, {"start": 376.59999999999997, "end": 379.36, "text": " Ha ha, chat, who's gonna tell him?"}, {"start": 381.59999999999997, "end": 382.86, "text": " Ty with the five."}, {"start": 386.4, "end": 387.21999999999997, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 388.08, "end": 393.03999999999996, "text": " This dude must not heard of news."}, {"start": 393.03999999999996, "end": 396.4, "text": " He must have didn't get the memo."}, {"start": 399.84, "end": 404.0, "text": " Probably with the five thank yous."}, {"start": 404.0, "end": 408.0, "text": " If you didn't get the memo, it's"}, {"start": 408.0, "end": 410.4, "text": " hearing a little bit, hearing a little while."}, {"start": 410.4, "end": 415.28, "text": " When I get on these games, boy, oh, boy,"}, {"start": 415.28000000000003, "end": 418.44000000000005, "text": " Look at what we got lined up."}, {"start": 418.44000000000005, "end": 419.64000000000004, "text": " Chad wrote in Get the Memo."}, {"start": 422.88000000000005, "end": 425.84000000000003, "text": " Chad, it's actually insane."}, {"start": 425.84000000000003, "end": 427.24, "text": " I can't believe it."}, {"start": 427.24, "end": 429.36, "text": " I can't believe it myself."}, {"start": 429.36, "end": 431.40000000000003, "text": " I still can't believe it from last night."}, {"start": 431.40000000000003, "end": 433.28000000000003, "text": " I really still can't believe it."}, {"start": 433.28000000000003, "end": 433.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 433.8, "end": 434.84000000000003, "text": " It came out of nowhere."}, {"start": 434.84000000000003, "end": 437.48, "text": " I was not expecting them to do this."}, {"start": 437.48, "end": 442.0, "text": " If you were not here last night,"}, {"start": 442.0, "end": 445.98, "text": " Granny three official now official"}, {"start": 448.48, "end": 455.44, "text": " Granithy three I'm not talking about this ain't no mod this ain't no other game the official"}, {"start": 457.5, "end": 460.3, "text": " Granny three updated the game"}, {"start": 461.78, "end": 465.84, "text": " Which means that the granny three devs are still alive"}, {"start": 468.32, "end": 469.82, "text": " So"}, {"start": 469.82, "end": 472.14, "text": " When we get on granny here in a little bit"}, {"start": 473.74, "end": 475.38, "text": " They"}, {"start": 475.38, "end": 477.38, "text": " unleashed"}, {"start": 477.98, "end": 485.18, "text": " Hot air balloon escape. I have not seen no videos. I ain't seen nothing. Don't give me no spoilers. Okay"}, {"start": 486.58, "end": 490.98, "text": " So that's what we're gonna do when we get on the game, buddy. You better believe it"}, {"start": 491.5, "end": 496.36, "text": " You already know I'm going hard mode on there. Don't play with me. We ain't doing no normal. We're going straight hard mode"}, {"start": 496.36, "end": 507.6, "text": " Also, a humongous addition, maybe the biggest addition ever."}, {"start": 507.6, "end": 512.12, "text": " We don't have to restart every time we die in Granny 3 anymore."}, {"start": 512.12, "end": 516.16, "text": " Because you can turn off limping!"}, {"start": 516.16, "end": 517.64, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 517.64, "end": 528.84, "text": " But also, again, I already said this, you know what this makes me wonder, chat?"}, {"start": 528.84, "end": 534.04, "text": " There might never be a granny for."}, {"start": 534.04, "end": 539.48, "text": " Chat, there might never be a granny for."}, {"start": 539.48, "end": 552.32, "text": " because I it's like think about it no seriously I know that's not a good thought"}, {"start": 552.32, "end": 559.48, "text": " nobody wants to think that thought right nobody does but if they're releasing an"}, {"start": 559.48, "end": 567.08, "text": " entire new escape on granny 3 do you think they're do you think they're"}, {"start": 567.08, "end": 577.72, "text": " even working on Granny 4? I bet the hot air balloon is cut content from Granny 4."}, {"start": 577.72, "end": 585.84, "text": " Yeah, we're coping bad. We're coping bad in here. Midwest medic with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 585.84, "end": 595.2, "text": " But dude, yeah. So yeah, if you were not here yesterday, Granny 3 got an update. So we're"}, {"start": 595.2, "end": 601.88, "text": " going to be doing that you already know because why would we not right there's"}, {"start": 601.88, "end": 607.32, "text": " no universe that we wouldn't do that okay bet Seth thank you Seth W. Seth thank"}, {"start": 607.32, "end": 612.44, "text": " you um y'all hate to hear that uh I'm sorry here that they are rest in peace"}, {"start": 612.44, "end": 616.32, "text": " Lucy Chassay RIP Lucy rest in peace Lucy I'm sorry to hear that fate thank"}, {"start": 616.32, "end": 620.5200000000001, "text": " you River with the five gifted W River with the five gift that I appreciate"}, {"start": 620.52, "end": 626.92, "text": " that river. Tally the goat just gifted a thousand bits and said, I'm the goat."}, {"start": 630.1999999999999, "end": 637.3199999999999, "text": " All right. Hey, I'm not gonna argue with you. Lucas with the five and lovers with the five."}, {"start": 637.3199999999999, "end": 644.4399999999999, "text": " Thank you. Um. Yo, I hate to hear that as well. I'll be roughie as well. Thank you. Casos,"}, {"start": 644.44, "end": 649.6, "text": " crusty thong bikini what all right peter ruffy though I hate hear that so yo"}, {"start": 649.6, "end": 656.2600000000001, "text": " tasty Tyler with the 25 gifted w tasty Tyler with the 25 gifted kind of a"}, {"start": 656.2600000000001, "end": 661.6600000000001, "text": " crazy name not gonna lie but it is a name nonetheless"}, {"start": 662.0200000000001, "end": 669.44, "text": " w tasty Tyler for real thank you appreciate that tasty Tyler but what is"}, {"start": 669.44, "end": 679.44, "text": " K case if you had one you okay so booty flakes with the 50 gifted as well WK so"}, {"start": 679.44, "end": 689.12, "text": " booty flakes with the 50 gifted as well Lord have mercy WK so booty flakes with"}, {"start": 689.12, "end": 698.2800000000001, "text": " the 50 oh my good yeah you're forgiving homes I have not heard about"}, {"start": 698.28, "end": 702.28, "text": " about the TGL Pete that look at his question though, chat."}, {"start": 702.28, "end": 708.28, "text": " If you had one wish, what would you use the one wish on?"}, {"start": 708.28, "end": 721.28, "text": " Don't wash home in three and silver with the five."}, {"start": 721.28, "end": 742.28, "text": " If I had one wish, like one in the whole world scheme, just one, let me think, hold on let"}, {"start": 742.28, "end": 743.28, "text": " me think."}, {"start": 743.28, "end": 749.56, "text": " That's a great question."}, {"start": 749.5600000000001, "end": 751.8800000000001, "text": " My mom just said, mom to live forever."}, {"start": 751.8800000000001, "end": 753.4000000000001, "text": " What about dad, mom?"}, {"start": 754.72, "end": 757.2800000000001, "text": " I bet he looked at you crazy when you typed that."}, {"start": 761.1600000000001, "end": 763.5200000000001, "text": " I bet he looked at you crazy right there."}, {"start": 768.72, "end": 769.5600000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 773.32, "end": 774.1600000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 777.44, "end": 778.96, "text": " I'll tell you my wish then."}, {"start": 779.5600000000001, "end": 785.5600000000001, "text": " This is one wish, this is all combined into one wish."}, {"start": 785.5600000000001, "end": 794.96, "text": " I wish to have the superpower to be able to grant immortality to any living being that"}, {"start": 794.96, "end": 795.96, "text": " I choose to."}, {"start": 810.36, "end": 812.6600000000001, "text": " Now everybody in here saying me."}, {"start": 814.96, "end": 816.86, "text": " Say y'all ain't getting none of that."}, {"start": 816.96, "end": 817.76, "text": " Now I'm playing."}, {"start": 817.86, "end": 818.76, "text": " I got y'all."}, {"start": 819.5600000000001, "end": 820.1600000000001, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 820.86, "end": 822.1600000000001, "text": " Forever living."}, {"start": 822.16, "end": 832.16, "text": " Yo, Sid with the 5W, Sid with the 5."}, {"start": 832.16, "end": 833.16, "text": " There y'all going to chat."}, {"start": 833.16, "end": 834.16, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 834.16, "end": 836.36, "text": " Just hit all y'all with it."}, {"start": 836.36, "end": 837.36, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 837.36, "end": 841.9599999999999, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 841.9599999999999, "end": 842.9599999999999, "text": " Don't put me there too late."}, {"start": 842.9599999999999, "end": 844.88, "text": " It doesn't hit you with it."}, {"start": 844.88, "end": 847.76, "text": " Now everybody in here is immortal."}, {"start": 847.76, "end": 848.76, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 848.76, "end": 858.04, "text": " You're welcome man. Don't say I never did nothing for you."}, {"start": 858.04, "end": 866.28, "text": " Mint chocolate chip or vanilla? You just gonna disrespect vanilla like that and put"}, {"start": 866.28, "end": 878.24, "text": " it up against mint chocolate chip? Vanilla all day buddy, what you talking about?"}, {"start": 878.24, "end": 893.02, "text": " not even clothe I mean not even not even clothe right there mint sucks you know"}, {"start": 893.02, "end": 898.42, "text": " what bro mint does suck a lot of the times but if y'all ever had a York"}, {"start": 898.4200000000001, "end": 909.7800000000001, "text": " peppermint patty? Have y'all, have y'all ever had a York peppermint patty, bro? It's"}, {"start": 909.7800000000001, "end": 913.9000000000001, "text": " like a little chocolate, it's like a little chocolate thing, look like a little"}, {"start": 913.9000000000001, "end": 919.98, "text": " chocolate patty, bro. Things actually no joke good. Okay, so bright yellow"}, {"start": 919.98, "end": 928.5, "text": " on with the file. Those things are actually good. Happy birthday Josh. But"}, {"start": 928.5, "end": 933.1800000000001, "text": " other like some ice cream action though with some mint. No that ain't meant to"}, {"start": 933.1800000000001, "end": 940.86, "text": " be. Get it my bad. Get them out of my sight it's time."}, {"start": 940.86, "end": 956.1, "text": " Hey, get him out of my side. It's time. You know what time it is. Thank you. We twerk"}, {"start": 956.1, "end": 963.54, "text": " with the five. You're having 31st birthday. Uh, uh, Sue, what W Sue? We're having 31st"}, {"start": 963.54, "end": 965.54, "text": " birthday. Thank you. Lock in."}, {"start": 966.9, "end": 971.9, "text": " World. I absolutely cooked with yesterday's word. I'm on a hot"}, {"start": 971.9, "end": 977.54, "text": " streak. Make no mistake. Your boy is on a hot streak right now."}, {"start": 979.3, "end": 980.06, "text": " Let's get it."}, {"start": 981.78, "end": 982.9, "text": " Plead."}, {"start": 986.06, "end": 987.2199999999999, "text": " Well, it's a disaster."}, {"start": 990.86, "end": 991.4599999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 993.5400000000001, "end": 999.5400000000001, "text": " Uh, it's a disaster."}, {"start": 1003.5400000000001, "end": 1005.5400000000001, "text": " Oh, man, you just hate to see it, Chad."}, {"start": 1005.5400000000001, "end": 1007.5400000000001, "text": " You know what I mean? You just hate to see it."}, {"start": 1008.5400000000001, "end": 1009.5400000000001, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 1015.5400000000001, "end": 1016.5400000000001, "text": " Let's go..."}, {"start": 1017.5400000000001, "end": 1018.5400000000001, "text": " Siren."}, {"start": 1023.5400000000001, "end": 1025.54, "text": " Okay, I'm not mad at that."}, {"start": 1032.54, "end": 1035.54, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 1042.54, "end": 1044.54, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 1044.54, "end": 1054.54, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 1054.54, "end": 1069.54, "text": " C E."}, {"start": 1069.54, "end": 1080.78, "text": " He, uh, hush, young Sprout, I'm thinking over here."}, {"start": 1080.78, "end": 1083.6599999999999, "text": " Young Sprout, hush, I'm thinking."}, {"start": 1099.54, "end": 1107.78, "text": " Why E?"}, {"start": 1107.78, "end": 1110.06, "text": " But the E doesn't go."}, {"start": 1110.06, "end": 1112.7, "text": " Okay, so yeah, never mind."}, {"start": 1112.7, "end": 1113.7, "text": " What am I thinking?"}, {"start": 1113.7, "end": 1116.94, "text": " Okay, so the E 100% goes first or second."}, {"start": 1116.94, "end": 1126.86, "text": " So I could do a throwaway word and look for something that starts with an E."}, {"start": 1126.8600000000001, "end": 1133.8600000000001, "text": " A..."}, {"start": 1133.8600000000001, "end": 1140.8600000000001, "text": " A..."}, {"start": 1140.8600000000001, "end": 1144.8600000000001, "text": " A..."}, {"start": 1144.8600000000001, "end": 1152.8600000000001, "text": " A..."}, {"start": 1152.8600000000001, "end": 1153.8600000000001, "text": " A..."}, {"start": 1153.8600000000001, "end": 1154.8600000000001, "text": " A..."}, {"start": 1154.8600000000001, "end": 1157.8600000000001, "text": " That is a word. Don't play with me."}, {"start": 1165.8600000000001, "end": 1168.8600000000001, "text": " Wait a minute. Okay, hold up."}, {"start": 1172.8600000000001, "end": 1176.8600000000001, "text": " But what if the E doesn't go first?"}, {"start": 1177.8600000000001, "end": 1181.8600000000001, "text": " Let's explore our options. Let's go we."}, {"start": 1184.8600000000001, "end": 1189.8600000000001, "text": " Wee."}, {"start": 1189.8600000000001, "end": 1194.8600000000001, "text": " Weep in."}, {"start": 1194.8600000000001, "end": 1199.8600000000001, "text": " Weep in."}, {"start": 1199.8600000000001, "end": 1204.8600000000001, "text": " Weapon."}, {"start": 1204.8600000000001, "end": 1209.8600000000001, "text": " Weep."}, {"start": 1209.8600000000001, "end": 1210.8600000000001, "text": " Lee?"}, {"start": 1219.8600000000001, "end": 1220.8600000000001, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 1220.8600000000001, "end": 1223.8600000000001, "text": " Hot young Sprout, I'm thinking!"}, {"start": 1223.8600000000001, "end": 1225.8600000000001, "text": " Liam with the five."}, {"start": 1236.8600000000001, "end": 1237.8600000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1239.8600000000001, "end": 1252.98, "text": " This is this is kind of throwing me for a loop here, Chad. I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of throwing me for a loop here"}, {"start": 1252.98, "end": 1282.5, "text": " me me me me meetin'. That's a meeting. Meeting. We are meeting. No."}, {"start": 1282.5, "end": 1304.02, "text": " Or it could go E-M-I-E-E."}, {"start": 1304.02, "end": 1306.82, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 1306.82, "end": 1308.5, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 1308.5, "end": 1310.5, "text": " The E is going to go four."}, {"start": 1326.34, "end": 1327.62, "text": " OK, hold on."}, {"start": 1338.5, "end": 1339.34, "text": " May."}, {"start": 1343.74, "end": 1344.58, "text": " May."}, {"start": 1356.76, "end": 1357.76, "text": " God bless you."}, {"start": 1362.48, "end": 1363.32, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 1368.5, "end": 1375.5, "text": " Oh, never mind, I thought it was satin for a second, I'm trippin' my bad."}, {"start": 1375.5, "end": 1384.5, "text": " Ha, ha, ha, hold up."}, {"start": 1384.5, "end": 1389.5, "text": " Send it, I'm going Kevin."}, {"start": 1389.5, "end": 1394.62, "text": " Kevin. I knew a dude named Kevin."}, {"start": 1405.38, "end": 1410.02, "text": " It's 11. Wait, no, it's not."}, {"start": 1419.5, "end": 1424.5, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 1424.5, "end": 1427.5, "text": " Eleven?"}, {"start": 1431.5, "end": 1435.5, "text": " Dog, dog, what?"}, {"start": 1438.5, "end": 1440.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1440.5, "end": 1452.5, "text": " So, it's blank EI because there's no way to I goes first,"}, {"start": 1452.5, "end": 1471.5, "text": " W. E. I. Wayne."}, {"start": 1471.5, "end": 1492.0, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 1492.0, "end": 1501.44, "text": " Well that doesn't make any sense I'm stupid."}, {"start": 1501.44, "end": 1504.0800000000002, "text": " This is insane, Chad, that this is crazy."}, {"start": 1512.24, "end": 1515.1200000000001, "text": " The, Bay,"}, {"start": 1526.04, "end": 1526.88, "text": " Bane."}, {"start": 1531.44, "end": 1545.68, "text": " I'm going to twig!"}, {"start": 1545.68, "end": 1547.68, "text": " I'm going to proceed with the file. Thank you."}, {"start": 1566.68, "end": 1567.68, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 1573.68, "end": 1574.68, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 1575.68, "end": 1593.16, "text": " I can't believe what I'm seeing, Chad, I can't believe what I'm seeing right here."}, {"start": 1593.16, "end": 1603.48, "text": " I got to be Mrs. Sump, unless the eye goes first, but there's no way the eye goes first."}, {"start": 1603.48, "end": 1613.0, "text": " what would start IE? Like what? No. It can't be. It can't, it can't, it actually can't be."}, {"start": 1624.6, "end": 1625.0, "text": " 80."}, {"start": 1633.48, "end": 1651.64, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 1651.64, "end": 1653.3600000000001, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 1653.3600000000001, "end": 1658.32, "text": " Chad, I might borderline concede here."}, {"start": 1658.32, "end": 1659.32, "text": " No, Joe."}, {"start": 1659.32, "end": 1662.3600000000001, "text": " This might be a borderline concede."}, {"start": 1662.3600000000001, "end": 1664.3600000000001, "text": " This is..."}, {"start": 1667.5600000000002, "end": 1669.5600000000002, "text": " Wait..."}, {"start": 1672.2400000000002, "end": 1674.2400000000002, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1682.48, "end": 1684.48, "text": " Shat!"}, {"start": 1686.0000000000002, "end": 1688.0000000000002, "text": " Get this out of my ear."}, {"start": 1718.0, "end": 1728.0, "text": " I don't know what that means, but we will take it."}, {"start": 1728.0, "end": 1730.64, "text": " And that's not how you spell fiend, is it?"}, {"start": 1730.64, "end": 1734.24, "text": " I thought you spelled fiend, F-E-I-N."}, {"start": 1734.24, "end": 1736.0, "text": " There's a G in it?"}, {"start": 1740.0, "end": 1742.0, "text": " Get out of me!"}, {"start": 1748.0, "end": 1750.0, "text": " Let me look that up."}, {"start": 1752.0, "end": 1754.0, "text": " Thane? Thane?"}, {"start": 1763.0, "end": 1765.0, "text": " Thane."}, {"start": 1767.0, "end": 1769.0, "text": " It means to pretend."}, {"start": 1770.0, "end": 1773.0, "text": " Just like everybody in here pretends like they go outside."}, {"start": 1774.0, "end": 1776.0, "text": " How you pronounce that?"}, {"start": 1776.0, "end": 1781.0, "text": " Oh, I know this word."}, {"start": 1781.0, "end": 1782.0, "text": " Theme."}, {"start": 1782.0, "end": 1783.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1783.0, "end": 1784.0, "text": " Theme."}, {"start": 1784.0, "end": 1785.0, "text": " Theme."}, {"start": 1785.0, "end": 1786.0, "text": " I'm a genius, Chad."}, {"start": 1786.0, "end": 1790.0, "text": " I don't know what to tell you."}, {"start": 1790.0, "end": 1794.0, "text": " I actually no joke, Chad."}, {"start": 1794.0, "end": 1796.0, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 1796.0, "end": 1803.0, "text": " I was like within five minutes of conceding here."}, {"start": 1803.0, "end": 1804.0, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 1804.0, "end": 1809.0, "text": " I was within like five minutes of conceding there."}, {"start": 1809.36, "end": 1814.36, "text": " I was in the blender beyond belief right there."}, {"start": 1814.6, "end": 1816.58, "text": " That was actually unreal."}, {"start": 1817.8, "end": 1818.64, "text": " Bruh!"}, {"start": 1822.56, "end": 1823.68, "text": " Connections."}, {"start": 1828.92, "end": 1831.56, "text": " Hey, hey partner."}, {"start": 1831.56, "end": 1837.8799999999999, "text": " Hey partner, I don't know if you uh if you're new around here"}, {"start": 1841.24, "end": 1843.72, "text": " Partner I don't know if you're new around here"}, {"start": 1849.1599999999999, "end": 1851.1599999999999, "text": " But big doll"}, {"start": 1852.36, "end": 1855.1599999999999, "text": " We don't we don't do that around here, okay"}, {"start": 1856.12, "end": 1858.12, "text": " Hey, hey bubble"}, {"start": 1859.24, "end": 1861.24, "text": " We don't"}, {"start": 1861.56, "end": 1891.36, "text": " I don't care if all the words in it are booty fart."}, {"start": 1891.3600000000001, "end": 1905.3600000000001, "text": " I'm not doing it. I refuse. I am. Connections is absolutely and I mean absolutely dead to me."}, {"start": 1905.3600000000001, "end": 1909.3600000000001, "text": " I'll tell you what I will pull up though my tube again."}, {"start": 1909.3600000000001, "end": 1917.3600000000001, "text": " Check connections is dead to me. Okay."}, {"start": 1917.3600000000001, "end": 1924.3600000000001, "text": " Y'all think I was lying?"}, {"start": 1924.3600000000001, "end": 1926.3600000000001, "text": " Y'all thought I was lying?"}, {"start": 1926.3600000000001, "end": 1929.3600000000001, "text": " No, it's dead to me."}, {"start": 1929.3600000000001, "end": 1939.3600000000001, "text": " Dead, I tell you."}, {"start": 1939.3600000000001, "end": 1942.3600000000001, "text": " Matter of fact, Chad, let's all not do the connections."}, {"start": 1942.3600000000001, "end": 1945.3600000000001, "text": " Y'all agree with that?"}, {"start": 1945.3600000000001, "end": 1950.3600000000001, "text": " Let's all not do the connections."}, {"start": 1953.8000000000002, "end": 1954.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1959.16, "end": 1961.0000000000002, "text": " What does Cooper just say to me?"}, {"start": 1961.0000000000002, "end": 1963.3600000000001, "text": " You're just mad cause you're not good at it."}, {"start": 1964.4, "end": 1966.2, "text": " You know what I am good at though?"}, {"start": 1968.8400000000001, "end": 1969.7600000000002, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 1971.5200000000002, "end": 1972.3600000000001, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 1973.7600000000002, "end": 1975.2600000000002, "text": " Hey, exactly."}, {"start": 1975.3600000000001, "end": 1985.0400000000002, "text": " What do you think happened right there, Jack?"}, {"start": 1985.0400000000002, "end": 1988.0400000000002, "text": " Healthy versus fast food addition."}, {"start": 1988.0400000000002, "end": 1993.1200000000001, "text": " Oh, it's from Spicy Peaches."}, {"start": 1993.1200000000001, "end": 1998.48, "text": " Spicy Peaches with another banger."}, {"start": 1998.48, "end": 2015.24, "text": " This is a tough one for me here."}, {"start": 2015.24, "end": 2019.16, "text": " This is a close one for me here."}, {"start": 2019.16, "end": 2024.16, "text": " I guess I'm going to watch a real estate show."}, {"start": 2032.68, "end": 2037.68, "text": " Oh, I mean, this is a close, I'm lying to you."}, {"start": 2039.8400000000001, "end": 2041.24, "text": " I can't keep that up."}, {"start": 2049.16, "end": 2052.16, "text": " I didn't know you were going to"}, {"start": 2052.16, "end": 2054.16, "text": " make these even like comparable."}, {"start": 2054.16, "end": 2056.16, "text": " There's never a chance I'm going"}, {"start": 2056.16, "end": 2059.16, "text": " healthy."}, {"start": 2059.16, "end": 2062.16, "text": " Yeah, no, yeah."}, {"start": 2062.16, "end": 2065.16, "text": " There's yeah, I W video but yeah,"}, {"start": 2065.16, "end": 2067.16, "text": " we already know."}, {"start": 2067.16, "end": 2069.16, "text": " But yeah, I'm going to do"}, {"start": 2069.16, "end": 2070.16, "text": " this."}, {"start": 2070.16, "end": 2072.16, "text": " I'm going to do this."}, {"start": 2072.16, "end": 2074.16, "text": " I'm going to do this."}, {"start": 2074.16, "end": 2076.16, "text": " I'm going to do this."}, {"start": 2076.16, "end": 2078.16, "text": " I'm going to do this."}, {"start": 2078.16, "end": 2083.2799999999997, "text": " know. Band the guy that just said we know by the way, who do you think you are? I know you don't."}, {"start": 2084.64, "end": 2091.44, "text": " I know you don't. Get out of here. Do you mean we know?"}, {"start": 2093.8399999999997, "end": 2100.7999999999997, "text": " Chat, you did not know. Every time one of those popped up, chat, you never knew what I was going"}, {"start": 2100.8, "end": 2103.44, "text": " going to pick there."}, {"start": 2103.44, "end": 2103.94, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2117.76, "end": 2118.5600000000004, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 2118.5600000000004, "end": 2119.1200000000003, "text": " I'm cooking."}, {"start": 2122.1600000000003, "end": 2122.84, "text": " Let me cook."}, {"start": 2125.6400000000003, "end": 2128.04, "text": " Chesh, we do another animal clothes call video."}, {"start": 2128.04, "end": 2136.2599999999998, "text": " those bro those the animal closed call videos be hit dude bro the animal ones"}, {"start": 2136.2599999999998, "end": 2146.7599999999998, "text": " are so good I swear let me see here"}, {"start": 2149.24, "end": 2157.7, "text": " look at this clickbait chat look at this clickbait right here one in a"}, {"start": 2157.7, "end": 2171.7799999999997, "text": " A billion moments in nature and it's just a gigantic cube that fell from the heavens."}, {"start": 2171.7799999999997, "end": 2172.7799999999997, "text": " Did you get the word?"}, {"start": 2172.7799999999997, "end": 2173.7799999999997, "text": " Oh, yes, I did."}, {"start": 2173.7799999999997, "end": 2176.64, "text": " It was fain."}, {"start": 2176.64, "end": 2178.52, "text": " It was fain, chat."}, {"start": 2178.52, "end": 2181.18, "text": " Should I go?"}, {"start": 2181.18, "end": 2188.18, "text": " Did I go this one?"}, {"start": 2188.18, "end": 2193.18, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2193.18, "end": 2199.18, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2199.18, "end": 2202.18, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2202.18, "end": 2209.18, "text": " Yo, has anybody else's YouTube been running slow recently or is it just me?"}, {"start": 2209.18, "end": 2219.2999999999997, "text": " Bro, I don't know what's been happening the past few days on YouTube."}, {"start": 2219.2999999999997, "end": 2227.66, "text": " When I add hits, like it seems like it's taking forever for like it to load."}, {"start": 2227.66, "end": 2228.66, "text": " I don't know why."}, {"start": 2228.66, "end": 2234.3399999999997, "text": " for two Indian veterans and former Arnold's Triple A pitcher,"}, {"start": 2234.3399999999997, "end": 2235.74, "text": " O.A. Delegate."}, {"start": 2235.74, "end": 2237.2999999999997, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2237.2999999999997, "end": 2239.8599999999997, "text": " 30 scariest animal encounters of the year."}, {"start": 2239.8599999999997, "end": 2241.62, "text": " This was three years ago."}, {"start": 2241.62, "end": 2248.22, "text": " So this would be the 30 scariest animal encounters of 2022."}, {"start": 2248.22, "end": 2251.66, "text": " At Randham Boer National Park, a group of friends"}, {"start": 2251.66, "end": 2254.1, "text": " averaged Safari Drive quickly turned"}, {"start": 2254.1, "end": 2256.62, "text": " into a nightmare when they were horrifyingly"}, {"start": 2256.62, "end": 2262.24, "text": " chased by a hungry tiger at first they began recording after spotting movement"}, {"start": 2262.24, "end": 2264.24, "text": " in the bush with the 5"}, {"start": 2276.74, "end": 2281.7, "text": " now in serious fear the tourists continue driving down the road in hopes of"}, {"start": 2281.7000000000003, "end": 2285.38, "text": " being left alone, but the vicious tiger, unfortunately."}, {"start": 2285.38, "end": 2286.44, "text": " Dude, ain't tiger?"}, {"start": 2286.44, "end": 2289.4600000000005, "text": " Don't tigers just like straight up clear lions, too."}, {"start": 2289.4600000000005, "end": 2290.5000000000005, "text": " As other plans."}, {"start": 2296.5000000000005, "end": 2298.5800000000004, "text": " That's why you stay home and play video games."}, {"start": 2298.5800000000004, "end": 2299.0800000000004, "text": " Facts!"}, {"start": 2301.94, "end": 2303.42, "text": " Let's go get some music."}, {"start": 2303.42, "end": 2304.5800000000004, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 2304.5800000000004, "end": 2306.26, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 2306.26, "end": 2306.7400000000002, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 2311.7000000000003, "end": 2323.5400000000004, "text": " Not trying to risk their safety any longer, they thankfully decide to drive at full speed"}, {"start": 2323.5400000000004, "end": 2324.5400000000004, "text": " away from the area."}, {"start": 2324.5400000000004, "end": 2325.5400000000004, "text": " See y'all smart!"}, {"start": 2325.5400000000004, "end": 2328.1400000000003, "text": " Some folks that sit there record act like a camera gon' say."}, {"start": 2328.1400000000003, "end": 2332.42, "text": " The beginning of this clip shows a group of tourists slowly approaching an enormous"}, {"start": 2332.42, "end": 2337.1800000000003, "text": " bison peacefully grazing on grass in Yellowstone National Park."}, {"start": 2337.18, "end": 2340.18, "text": " Oh, he killed you!"}, {"start": 2344.18, "end": 2351.18, "text": " Eventually, the animal seems to be getting agitated, so some of the tourists try to evacuate the area."}, {"start": 2351.18, "end": 2353.18, "text": " But the smart ones!"}, {"start": 2353.18, "end": 2356.18, "text": " That only makes the beast angrier."}, {"start": 2356.18, "end": 2358.18, "text": " Oh, never mind. They're dumb for that."}, {"start": 2367.18, "end": 2369.18, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2371.18, "end": 2375.18, "text": " Fortunately, the herbivore stops and leaves the group alone in the end."}, {"start": 2377.18, "end": 2379.18, "text": " A sunny day in Vail Water, South Africa."}, {"start": 2379.18, "end": 2383.18, "text": " Oh my goodness! G to the G!"}, {"start": 2385.18, "end": 2388.18, "text": " It's a hippo video. I keep telling y'all do not play with these hippos."}, {"start": 2389.18, "end": 2396.18, "text": " These men had their enjoyable safari ride take a truly unpredictable turn when they got charged by a furious hippo."}, {"start": 2397.18, "end": 2404.94, "text": " Before anything, they begin recording when they notice the curious animal slowly approaching their car from the road behind them."}, {"start": 2404.94, "end": 2418.94, "text": " I think by the fact that these are, they look so whimsical and goofy, it's hard to imagine that that's like the most dangerous animal on the planet."}, {"start": 2418.94, "end": 2422.94, "text": " Even would completely clear an elephant by the way."}, {"start": 2422.94, "end": 2428.44, "text": " 1v1 elephant versus hippo, hippo wins that every day a week, so..."}, {"start": 2430.94, "end": 2437.94, "text": " Not expecting much to go wrong, they attempt to continue their unusual observation while they have the chance..."}, {"start": 2437.94, "end": 2438.94, "text": " Man, you need to take off!"}, {"start": 2438.94, "end": 2440.94, "text": " ...to suddenly go south."}, {"start": 2440.94, "end": 2466.94, "text": " Oh, we saw this, but this one is like just casually an elephant riding behind a puppy."}, {"start": 2466.94, "end": 2473.26, "text": " breakfast when a furious elephant came and did the unthinkable at the beginning of the video"}, {"start": 2473.26, "end": 2481.9, "text": " the two we saw this with the elephant the first year and stuff up stomper and the attack the"}, {"start": 2481.9, "end": 2486.46, "text": " officials dismissed them y'all remember that one we saw that one the other day fishing for musky"}, {"start": 2486.46, "end": 2492.54, "text": " this fisherman nearly jumped to his death when a snake randomly decided to pay him a visit"}, {"start": 2492.54, "end": 2500.04, "text": " The video opens with the fisherman driving to his chosen location and upon reaching the set location, he gets into his boat."}, {"start": 2500.04, "end": 2504.54, "text": " After getting comfortable in the boat, the man sets up his camera and begins to-"}, {"start": 2504.54, "end": 2508.04, "text": " Godfuck, I'm watching a paranormal video with this music in the background, by the way."}, {"start": 2508.04, "end": 2513.04, "text": " ...pair his fishing gear. Once that is done, he wastes no time throwing in a line."}, {"start": 2514.04, "end": 2519.04, "text": " I want, as in the world, that thing doing trying to eat that."}, {"start": 2522.54, "end": 2534.54, "text": " For quite some time all seems to be going as planned and the enthusiastic fishermen even manages to secure his first catch and then out of nowhere the unthinkable happens."}, {"start": 2534.54, "end": 2562.14, "text": " I can't remember what exactly the snake is, but one of those snakes when they're swimming,"}, {"start": 2562.14, "end": 2566.58, "text": " their head above the water so if you ever see this right here with his heads"}, {"start": 2566.58, "end": 2572.7799999999997, "text": " above the water you bet hey you better get up out of there"}, {"start": 2576.06, "end": 2582.7799999999997, "text": " feet oh my lord y'all always talking about some feet man just ain't got nothing"}, {"start": 2582.7799999999997, "end": 2585.9, "text": " to do with no feet"}, {"start": 2585.9, "end": 2594.7000000000003, "text": " In a fortunate turn of events, the snake makes its way out of the boat, leaving the frightened"}, {"start": 2594.7000000000003, "end": 2598.42, "text": " man unharmed."}, {"start": 2598.42, "end": 2603.34, "text": " While checking trail cameras with his friend Rachel, this man spotted a sneaky mountain"}, {"start": 2603.34, "end": 2607.7400000000002, "text": " lion spying on them through the bushes and immediately started to panic."}, {"start": 2607.7400000000002, "end": 2609.7400000000002, "text": " What's the f**king dog mind right here?"}, {"start": 2609.7400000000002, "end": 2611.7400000000002, "text": " Get back down, Line!"}, {"start": 2611.7400000000002, "end": 2613.7400000000002, "text": " He ain't doing nothing, he's just standing there!"}, {"start": 2613.7400000000002, "end": 2615.7400000000002, "text": " You yelling at him!"}, {"start": 2615.7400000000002, "end": 2616.7400000000002, "text": " Get back!"}, {"start": 2616.7400000000002, "end": 2617.7400000000002, "text": " Get back!"}, {"start": 2617.7400000000002, "end": 2618.7400000000002, "text": " Get back!"}, {"start": 2618.7400000000002, "end": 2619.7400000000002, "text": " Get back!"}, {"start": 2619.7400000000002, "end": 2621.7400000000002, "text": " He's just standing there!"}, {"start": 2623.7400000000002, "end": 2626.7400000000002, "text": " As the animal shows no signs of backing down,"}, {"start": 2626.7400000000002, "end": 2632.7400000000002, "text": " the pair do their best to de-escalate the situation while trying to back away."}, {"start": 2632.7400000000002, "end": 2639.46, "text": " doing his best to de-escalate the situation he's hooting and hollering"}, {"start": 2644.0400000000004, "end": 2648.7000000000003, "text": " buddy you know what I've been doing I'd have gotten me a can of frisky wet cat"}, {"start": 2648.7000000000003, "end": 2654.94, "text": " food out of my back pocket and be like kitty and out of game the food not a"}, {"start": 2654.94, "end": 2660.28, "text": " pen of them out of went on by my way you want to know why cuz I I I like"}, {"start": 2660.28, "end": 2664.5600000000004, "text": " cats and they wouldn't kill me because the cat would have been able to realize"}, {"start": 2664.5600000000004, "end": 2672.32, "text": " oh this dude was cool I'm not gonna kill you slowly"}, {"start": 2672.32, "end": 2679.76, "text": " de-escalate she doesn't like you man she does not like you dude I see what"}, {"start": 2679.76, "end": 2683.2000000000003, "text": " this is now this dude trying to impress Rachel over here mark she's not"}, {"start": 2683.2000000000003, "end": 2692.4, "text": " interested yes she's she's so brave you're over hooting holland at this"}, {"start": 2692.4, "end": 2702.7200000000003, "text": " little kitty a few moments pass and the animal nonchalantly starts to retreat"}, {"start": 2702.7200000000003, "end": 2706.9600000000005, "text": " back into the woods giving them the chance to make their escape"}, {"start": 2713.2000000000003, "end": 2721.6400000000003, "text": " Fortunately, after a while, the mountain lion decides to leave the hikers bee, and they make"}, {"start": 2721.6400000000003, "end": 2722.6400000000003, "text": " it out safely."}, {"start": 2722.6400000000003, "end": 2728.4, "text": " He probably thought he was so tough, he's like, yeah man, she likes me now."}, {"start": 2728.4, "end": 2734.0800000000004, "text": " When he turned the camera to Rachel and he was like, you good, she was like, oh, shit,"}, {"start": 2734.0800000000004, "end": 2736.0800000000004, "text": " even cute."}, {"start": 2736.0800000000004, "end": 2741.5600000000004, "text": " This intense clip hooks up right as these brave men attempt to scare a nearby tiger"}, {"start": 2741.56, "end": 2746.56, "text": " away from their village, unfortunately the situation escalates rather quickly."}, {"start": 2753.56, "end": 2755.56, "text": " I just want somebody to hide!"}, {"start": 2755.56, "end": 2771.52, "text": " Luckily for them, the predator decides to spare the man at the very last second and"}, {"start": 2771.52, "end": 2773.72, "text": " and ends up leaving the area completely."}, {"start": 2779.72, "end": 2781.52, "text": " See, what is you do doing?"}, {"start": 2782.62, "end": 2784.42, "text": " Hey, Metta, take a picture."}, {"start": 2789.42, "end": 2792.62, "text": " A 45-year-old man in Bangkok, Thailand,"}, {"start": 2792.62, "end": 2795.22, "text": " was watching TV in his lounge"}, {"start": 2795.22, "end": 2797.42, "text": " when he heard some hissing sounds"}, {"start": 2797.42, "end": 2799.42, "text": " coming out of his living room wall,"}, {"start": 2799.42, "end": 2804.3, "text": " Having no idea of the terrible situation he was in, he called for help."}, {"start": 2804.3, "end": 2808.54, "text": " The rescuers came in and decided to break the plasterboard wall,"}, {"start": 2808.54, "end": 2813.58, "text": " but what came out of it sent chills down the spine of everyone there."}, {"start": 2813.58, "end": 2828.22, "text": " It was a huge python living in that wall for God knows how."}, {"start": 2828.22, "end": 2830.06, "text": " That is so creepy."}, {"start": 2830.06, "end": 2832.1, "text": " That is actually just creepy."}, {"start": 2832.1, "end": 2833.1, "text": " Long."}, {"start": 2833.1, "end": 2837.66, "text": " Rescuers tried getting it out, but it stubbornly remained inside the wall."}, {"start": 2837.66, "end": 2839.94, "text": " Hey, big dog."}, {"start": 2839.94, "end": 2841.94, "text": " Oh, come on."}, {"start": 2841.94, "end": 2842.94, "text": " Hey, big dog."}, {"start": 2842.94, "end": 2844.94, "text": " Oh, yes."}, {"start": 2844.94, "end": 2845.94, "text": " That's your house now."}, {"start": 2845.94, "end": 2847.94, "text": " I just started grabbing my stuff."}, {"start": 2847.94, "end": 2849.94, "text": " As soon as he busted the wall out,"}, {"start": 2849.94, "end": 2850.94, "text": " I see a little bit of a snake."}, {"start": 2850.94, "end": 2852.94, "text": " I just started packing."}, {"start": 2854.94, "end": 2855.94, "text": " Yeah, yeah. See you there, man."}, {"start": 2855.94, "end": 2857.94, "text": " When the snake finally did come out,"}, {"start": 2857.94, "end": 2860.94, "text": " it was measured to be 15 feet in length"}, {"start": 2860.94, "end": 2862.94, "text": " and was transported back to the wild."}, {"start": 2862.94, "end": 2864.94, "text": " That is crazy."}, {"start": 2864.94, "end": 2866.94, "text": " This next horrifying clip begins"}, {"start": 2866.94, "end": 2872.88, "text": " clip begins by showing a man inside a shark cage recording his experience under"}, {"start": 2872.88, "end": 2875.6, "text": " the deep dark and dangerous ocean."}, {"start": 2875.6, "end": 2877.1, "text": " God, he's two feet under the water."}, {"start": 2880.6, "end": 2884.4, "text": " This dude just said that like he's in a Mariana trench or something."}, {"start": 2884.4, "end": 2887.76, "text": " Dog, you can literally, he can reach his hand up and be at the surface."}, {"start": 2887.76, "end": 2890.94, "text": " This dude said that like he was scuba diving 8,000 feet under."}, {"start": 2890.94, "end": 2896.26, "text": " This next horrifying clip begins by showing a man inside a shark cage"}, {"start": 2896.26, "end": 2901.0200000000004, "text": " Recording his experience under the deep dark and dangerous ocean"}, {"start": 2903.5800000000004, "end": 2909.0800000000004, "text": " While waiting for sharks to circle him his expectations are quickly thrown out the window"}, {"start": 2909.78, "end": 2913.7200000000003, "text": " Aggressive and hungry shark does something unexpected"}, {"start": 2913.7200000000003, "end": 2932.88, "text": " You know what, Jeff? I don't know this. Okay, yeah. So he accidentally hit the cage here."}, {"start": 2932.88, "end": 2937.1200000000003, "text": " He went for the food and then he got the food and tried to swim off and he just accidentally"}, {"start": 2937.1200000000003, "end": 2938.6400000000003, "text": " ran into the cage."}, {"start": 2938.64, "end": 2946.3399999999997, "text": " As the large predator gets its mouth completely stuck in the cage unable to free itself it starts to panic"}, {"start": 2956.7799999999997, "end": 2961.08, "text": " Thankfully after a while the shark manages to wiggle its mouth out"}, {"start": 2961.4, "end": 2966.9, "text": " Swimming you could have been a doll and gave him a little push, but okay away afterwards"}, {"start": 2968.64, "end": 2974.18, "text": " The clip begins intensely with a silver-backed gorilla scaring a group of"}, {"start": 2974.18, "end": 2980.8399999999997, "text": " GGs by doing something extremely terrifying and unexpected."}, {"start": 2988.3199999999997, "end": 2993.08, "text": " After the first charge the giant primate does not leave the group alone and"}, {"start": 2993.08, "end": 2995.4, "text": " and continues to harass the tourists."}, {"start": 2995.4, "end": 2997.88, "text": " Dude, I like gorillas, man!"}, {"start": 2997.88, "end": 2998.88, "text": " Come this way."}, {"start": 2998.88, "end": 2999.88, "text": " One more, one more."}, {"start": 2999.88, "end": 3003.0, "text": " One, two, three, one, two."}, {"start": 3003.0, "end": 3004.72, "text": " Dude, there's just never a situation"}, {"start": 3004.72, "end": 3007.12, "text": " where I'm gonna be anywhere near this thing."}, {"start": 3007.12, "end": 3010.4, "text": " Why are they just out there with the gorilla?"}, {"start": 3010.4, "end": 3011.24, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3013.68, "end": 3016.36, "text": " Trying to de-escalate the situation,"}, {"start": 3016.36, "end": 3018.72, "text": " the group makes their movements as silent"}, {"start": 3018.72, "end": 3020.88, "text": " and slow as possible to avoid"}, {"start": 3020.88, "end": 3022.88, "text": " angering the gorilla further."}, {"start": 3022.88, "end": 3024.88, "text": " We'll go home!"}, {"start": 3030.88, "end": 3033.88, "text": " This seems to work, and the animal starts to walk away."}, {"start": 3033.88, "end": 3038.88, "text": " But it unfortunately decides to show them one last act of aggression."}, {"start": 3038.88, "end": 3055.6600000000003, "text": " Russian. Luckily, it let go of the woman relatively quickly, leaving. Bro just playing. Bro was"}, {"start": 3055.6600000000003, "end": 3060.76, "text": " just playing around. I'm not going to lie. In the African wilderness, this Russian tourist"}, {"start": 3060.76, "end": 3062.76, "text": " WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"}, {"start": 3064.6000000000004, "end": 3066.6000000000004, "text": " THIS CANNOT BE REAL!"}, {"start": 3066.84, "end": 3070.36, "text": " Huge hippo and suddenly decided to run after it."}, {"start": 3077.6400000000003, "end": 3079.6400000000003, "text": " This is actually the dumbest person alive."}, {"start": 3080.2000000000003, "end": 3082.44, "text": " Well, they're probably not still alive. This was three years ago."}, {"start": 3083.5600000000004, "end": 3088.44, "text": " At the time of this recording, this was the dumbest person alive. I actually cannot believe this."}, {"start": 3090.76, "end": 3099.36, "text": " Surprisingly, the animal immediately runs in fear as the brave man keeps chasing-"}, {"start": 3099.36, "end": 3100.92, "text": " The brave man?"}, {"start": 3100.92, "end": 3105.6000000000004, "text": " You mean the dumbest human being breathing oxygen, man!"}, {"start": 3105.6000000000004, "end": 3107.44, "text": " Down."}, {"start": 3107.44, "end": 3119.7200000000003, "text": " Feeling satisfied with what he's done, he simply turns around and goes back to minding"}, {"start": 3119.7200000000003, "end": 3127.44, "text": " his own business? I can't believe what I just watched."}, {"start": 3127.44, "end": 3133.6400000000003, "text": " Try a whole world of delicious Duncan Refresher's. Did that dude have a bazooka in his back pocket"}, {"start": 3133.6400000000003, "end": 3141.28, "text": " that I didn't see? No way. This is Quinta Brunson, writer, actor, producer."}, {"start": 3141.28, "end": 3147.0600000000004, "text": " This terrifying video starts off with two hunters in a tree stand who had just spotted a black"}, {"start": 3147.06, "end": 3150.06, "text": " It bare below them, and quickly started recording."}, {"start": 3156.06, "end": 3160.06, "text": " Yo, cut this music, yo, cut this music out, Cub."}, {"start": 3164.06, "end": 3167.06, "text": " Moments later, the predator becomes overly curious"}, {"start": 3167.06, "end": 3169.06, "text": " and tries to climb up their tree,"}, {"start": 3169.06, "end": 3172.06, "text": " prompting them to prepare for the worst."}, {"start": 3172.06, "end": 3180.7799999999997, "text": " I'm not doing a debunking this isn't a debunking video sir it's a bear trying to climb a tree"}, {"start": 3180.7799999999997, "end": 3185.06, "text": " you make it sound like I'm about to see somebody die."}, {"start": 3185.06, "end": 3186.06, "text": " He Q."}, {"start": 3186.06, "end": 3188.06, "text": " Get him something to eat."}, {"start": 3188.06, "end": 3190.7799999999997, "text": " Causes and a print of the black bear getting close to them."}, {"start": 3190.7799999999997, "end": 3195.86, "text": " The man recording decides that he has no other choice but to pull out his bear spray."}, {"start": 3195.86, "end": 3197.86, "text": " NO!"}, {"start": 3204.86, "end": 3206.86, "text": " Why are you spraying up?"}, {"start": 3207.86, "end": 3215.86, "text": " After getting sprayed in the face, the animal can finally be seen running away from those hunters tree, going as far as possible."}, {"start": 3216.86, "end": 3217.86, "text": " Man, I don't let him eat me."}, {"start": 3217.86, "end": 3223.38, "text": " Florida a sewer fishing trip got out of hand when the crew members came face to"}, {"start": 3223.38, "end": 3229.3, "text": " face with a Burmese python watch to see what they did next as soon as the crew"}, {"start": 3229.3, "end": 3233.94, "text": " initially reaches the sewer they have chosen to fish in they catch sight of a"}, {"start": 3233.94, "end": 3239.1, "text": " humongous. Yo this stupid music I'm about to have to click off this law stop with the"}, {"start": 3239.1, "end": 3244.6600000000003, "text": " piano I feel like I'm in a resident evil save room. And immediately get the idea of"}, {"start": 3244.66, "end": 3249.22, "text": " potentially pulling it out. We were going to store fish and there's a huge snake."}, {"start": 3249.22, "end": 3253.48, "text": " Freak down there's a huge snake. Right here is right on its body."}, {"start": 3253.48, "end": 3256.2599999999998, "text": " It's like right above it. Can you guys see that or not?"}, {"start": 3256.2599999999998, "end": 3261.7799999999997, "text": " Frightened and intrigued at the same time. Let's take the grate off and go down in there and get it."}, {"start": 3261.7799999999997, "end": 3267.1, "text": " You hook my crumb. Besides you call there friend Jacob who has experience with snakes."}, {"start": 3267.1, "end": 3272.74, "text": " Oh lord! A few minutes later, Jacob arrives at the scene and after putting"}, {"start": 3272.7400000000002, "end": 3278.5800000000004, "text": " all necessary safety measures in place, he ventures down the sewer and moments later,"}, {"start": 3278.5800000000004, "end": 3280.5800000000004, "text": " he emerges, holding this."}, {"start": 3280.5800000000004, "end": 3282.5800000000004, "text": " I'm okay, I'm okay."}, {"start": 3282.5800000000004, "end": 3286.86, "text": " Yeah, I feel like I'm watching a chilling scares video with this music."}, {"start": 3286.86, "end": 3287.86, "text": " No, I can't."}, {"start": 3287.86, "end": 3288.86, "text": " You're killing me."}, {"start": 3288.86, "end": 3289.86, "text": " You're killing me, Smalls."}, {"start": 3289.86, "end": 3290.86, "text": " Smalls."}, {"start": 3290.86, "end": 3291.86, "text": " Smalls."}, {"start": 3291.86, "end": 3294.86, "text": " You're, Smalls, you're killing me."}, {"start": 3294.86, "end": 3297.7000000000003, "text": " I mean, Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 3297.7000000000003, "end": 3304.7000000000003, "text": " I feel like I'm watching a chilling scares video over here."}, {"start": 3304.7000000000003, "end": 3305.7000000000003, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 3305.7000000000003, "end": 3308.7000000000003, "text": " Why do we got full orchestras playing?"}, {"start": 3338.7000000000003, "end": 3352.1400000000003, "text": " like brah yeah you know yeah you're right it literally is granny music it is"}, {"start": 3352.1400000000003, "end": 3360.4600000000005, "text": " legitimately granithy gloria garnett music that's exactly what it sounded"}, {"start": 3360.46, "end": 3372.18, "text": " like. Like, like, bro, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3374.02, "end": 3375.5, "text": " Y'all know what I mean, don't you?"}, {"start": 3378.46, "end": 3380.5, "text": " Do you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3382.58, "end": 3383.02, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 3388.9, "end": 3390.3, "text": " Speaking of chilling scares."}, {"start": 3390.46, "end": 3407.7, "text": " Absolutely goaded YouTube channel by the way, goaded."}, {"start": 3407.7, "end": 3410.14, "text": " Have I seen this one chat?"}, {"start": 3410.14, "end": 3414.54, "text": " Bro, I got something in my eye again."}, {"start": 3414.54, "end": 3419.18, "text": " Did I see that top one?"}, {"start": 3419.1800000000003, "end": 3433.78, "text": " Oh my goodness, this one made me so mad. I can't remember if that was the one that we watched."}, {"start": 3433.78, "end": 3438.7000000000003, "text": " That made me so mad. Y'all remember that goober that was in that tent saying, hey, you're"}, {"start": 3438.7000000000003, "end": 3445.9800000000005, "text": " scaring me. Get out of here, bubble. I got a knife. Where's my knife at? Do y'all"}, {"start": 3445.98, "end": 3457.82, "text": " remember that one dude? Oh my goodness. Bro that one, I seen that one. I don't know if"}, {"start": 3457.82, "end": 3461.58, "text": " I've seen this one. I don't think I've seen this. Chad, did I see this? I don't think"}, {"start": 3461.58, "end": 3470.46, "text": " I've seen this. I think we watched the serial killer still on the loose today and I started"}, {"start": 3470.46, "end": 3474.62, "text": " talking crazy about one of them then I realized they're still on the loose so they still"}, {"start": 3474.62, "end": 3483.62, "text": " after me. Uh, they, they, they're still after me. So, I don't think I've seen this one."}, {"start": 3483.62, "end": 3489.62, "text": " Okay. So, these pads absorb a heavy flow, a lot of flow. All right. No, listen up."}, {"start": 3489.62, "end": 3493.62, "text": " Yeah, it was the little rock slasher I'm cooked."}, {"start": 3493.62, "end": 3495.62, "text": " Three ingredients near your..."}, {"start": 3497.62, "end": 3499.62, "text": " Did we see this? I don't think we did."}, {"start": 3504.62, "end": 3511.2799999999997, "text": " The stash cam video was captured in Nuevo Laredo in Mexico."}, {"start": 3511.2799999999997, "end": 3514.6, "text": " A man and his wife had just crossed the border into the country in the early morning hours"}, {"start": 3514.6, "end": 3517.3599999999997, "text": " of January 3rd at 2020."}, {"start": 3517.3599999999997, "end": 3519.12, "text": " Shortly after they were met by-"}, {"start": 3519.12, "end": 3526.12, "text": " Definitely, okay, chat 20 seconds when I can y'all tell me if I've seen it."}, {"start": 3526.12, "end": 3528.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3532.96, "end": 3534.96, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 3537.16, "end": 3538.96, "text": " This site"}, {"start": 3538.96, "end": 3542.4, "text": " Cars stop at a light blocking the road with multiple people standing nearby"}, {"start": 3543.52, "end": 3548.7599999999998, "text": " As the driver approaches the car in the middle lane pulls forward and the people outside gesture the driver to pass through"}, {"start": 3549.7599999999998, "end": 3553.7599999999998, "text": " However, just as he tries to do so a pickup pulls around the corner and blocks the open path"}, {"start": 3553.76, "end": 3558.76, "text": " That's when the people outside began banging on the driver's windows and pulling at the door handles."}, {"start": 3563.76, "end": 3571.76, "text": " Hey, Jack. Anytime you're ever driving at night and anybody stops you for any reason, do not stop that cop."}, {"start": 3583.76, "end": 3584.76, "text": " It's the cartel."}, {"start": 3584.76, "end": 3585.76, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3585.76, "end": 3586.76, "text": " It's the hoe?"}, {"start": 3589.76, "end": 3591.76, "text": " Who is Bro's enemies?"}, {"start": 3600.76, "end": 3604.76, "text": " Dudes are driving genius though!"}, {"start": 3608.76, "end": 3610.76, "text": " That was tough!"}, {"start": 3610.76, "end": 3615.7200000000003, "text": " The group does whenever they can to get the vehicle to stop, but the quick maneuvers of"}, {"start": 3615.7200000000003, "end": 3618.88, "text": " the driver along to speed around the blocking vehicles and get away back in the opposite"}, {"start": 3618.88, "end": 3619.88, "text": " direction."}, {"start": 3619.88, "end": 3620.88, "text": " That was actually so tough!"}, {"start": 3620.88, "end": 3624.32, "text": " Groups such as this one are commonly known to set up roadblock traps like this in different"}, {"start": 3624.32, "end": 3625.32, "text": " areas."}, {"start": 3625.32, "end": 3628.92, "text": " Typically, they'll be looking for passing trucks to steal, which they'll then use"}, {"start": 3628.92, "end": 3630.96, "text": " for a multitude of different purposes."}, {"start": 3630.96, "end": 3635.2000000000003, "text": " However, they'll also steal wallets, cell phones, and other valuable items from"}, {"start": 3635.2000000000003, "end": 3638.36, "text": " these unsuspecting drivers."}, {"start": 3638.36, "end": 3641.96, "text": " reports of stolen items including cards were found that morning."}, {"start": 3641.96, "end": 3645.44, "text": " You okay some doober told me I'm built like hay so I'll make sure to thank him for calling"}, {"start": 3645.44, "end": 3647.96, "text": " me tall and absolutely jacked."}, {"start": 3647.96, "end": 3649.96, "text": " You're modded."}, {"start": 3649.96, "end": 3656.96, "text": " But facts."}, {"start": 3656.96, "end": 3660.84, "text": " James Shawn Jr. was a self-proclaimed auto enthusiast."}, {"start": 3660.84, "end": 3666.1200000000003, "text": " He owned a Subaru Forester and would commonly take it out for joy rides around California."}, {"start": 3666.12, "end": 3668.12, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 3669.44, "end": 3674.88, "text": " You're a fourth 2015 James was out on Angeles Crest Highway for a scenic ride through the"}, {"start": 3674.88, "end": 3680.2799999999997, "text": " farther with the fire in Los Angeles County. We saw this video. Well, how you just not gonna say that?"}, {"start": 3680.2799999999997, "end": 3685.08, "text": " As it goes over the mountains the Angeles Crest Highway is one of the highest elevated roads in Southern, California"}, {"start": 3686.4, "end": 3690.08, "text": " James was nearing two tunnels and recalls speeding up because he said that"}, {"start": 3690.08, "end": 3692.08, "text": " If it ain't on my YouTube, I didn't see it."}, {"start": 3705.08, "end": 3707.08, "text": " Oh my goodness, I didn't see this."}, {"start": 3707.08, "end": 3709.08, "text": " Because this dude flies off the cliff."}, {"start": 3709.08, "end": 3711.08, "text": " Oh my goodness, I didn't see this one."}, {"start": 3713.08, "end": 3715.08, "text": " I remember this."}, {"start": 3720.08, "end": 3734.72, "text": " is this where he flies off the cliff yeah yeah I see this car heralds over the"}, {"start": 3734.72, "end": 3741.34, "text": " edge however in a sheer stroke man have I seen every chilling scares video bro"}, {"start": 3741.34, "end": 3748.14, "text": " besides the ones that are like too crazy a lot is he alive yeah he's alive"}, {"start": 3748.14, "end": 3751.46, "text": " because I just think we remember, I think,"}, {"start": 3751.46, "end": 3754.14, "text": " seeing that video on stream and being like,"}, {"start": 3754.14, "end": 3756.8199999999997, "text": " oh, did I just want somebody to die?"}, {"start": 3756.8199999999997, "end": 3760.98, "text": " And then he said, miraculously, he's living."}, {"start": 3764.62, "end": 3766.4, "text": " And I said, oh, that's good."}, {"start": 3769.02, "end": 3772.68, "text": " Five disturbing Craigslist ads."}, {"start": 3772.68, "end": 3774.42, "text": " Oh, that's gotta be a banger."}, {"start": 3774.42, "end": 3779.42, "text": " Oh, that's gotta be a banger."}, {"start": 3779.42, "end": 3783.42, "text": " Oh, that's gotta be a banger right there."}, {"start": 3783.42, "end": 3790.42, "text": " You gotta be- What are you giving me, Zian ads?"}, {"start": 3790.42, "end": 3794.42, "text": " We're generating the doors with Firefly."}, {"start": 3794.42, "end": 3795.42, "text": " Oh, that's sick."}, {"start": 3795.42, "end": 3796.42, "text": " Give you some ideas."}, {"start": 3796.42, "end": 3797.42, "text": " Try to blend them different colors."}, {"start": 3797.42, "end": 3800.42, "text": " All right, I'm gonna put them all together."}, {"start": 3800.42, "end": 3807.42, "text": " Chad, they ain't targeted, bruh."}, {"start": 3807.42, "end": 3813.38, "text": " In 2011, this job posting was uploaded to Craigslist, asking for someone to watch over"}, {"start": 3813.38, "end": 3820.62, "text": " a patch of farmland and feed a few cows somewhere in southern Ohio in exchange for $300 a week."}, {"start": 3820.62, "end": 3825.58, "text": " It ended up being one of the most notorious cases of ad-related crimes of the decade."}, {"start": 3825.58, "end": 3832.62, "text": " at red. Caretaker position for farm southern Ohio. Simply watch over a 688 acre patch of"}, {"start": 3832.62, "end": 3839.2599999999998, "text": " hilly farmland and feed a few cows. You get $300 a week and a nice two bedroom trailer."}, {"start": 3839.2599999999998, "end": 3844.46, "text": " Someone older and single preferred, but we'll consider all. Relocation a must. You must"}, {"start": 3844.46, "end": 3852.46, "text": " have a clean record and be trustworthy. This is a permanent position. The farm is"}, {"start": 3852.46, "end": 3856.3, "text": " used mainly as a hunting preserve is overrun with game that has a stopped"}, {"start": 3856.3, "end": 3861.14, "text": " three-acre pond but some beef cattle will be kept. Near its neighbor is a mile"}, {"start": 3861.14, "end": 3864.94, "text": " away. The place is secluded and beautiful. It will be a real-"}, {"start": 3864.94, "end": 3869.46, "text": " It's good that y'all were never in potential danger from this one because y'all are not looking for no job."}, {"start": 3869.46, "end": 3874.66, "text": " Get away for the right person. Job of a lifetime. If you are ready to relocate"}, {"start": 3874.66, "end": 3879.62, "text": " please contact ASAP. Position will not stay open. Include name, age, phone"}, {"start": 3879.62, "end": 3884.5, "text": " number in email. Some of the men who responded to the ad were interviewed directly by a"}, {"start": 3884.5, "end": 3889.2999999999997, "text": " man who identified himself as Jack, along with his 16 year old accomplice, Brogan Rafferty,"}, {"start": 3889.2999999999997, "end": 3892.2599999999998, "text": " whom he referred to as his nephew. Jack and Brogan?"}, {"start": 3892.2599999999998, "end": 3896.42, "text": " The interview stage said they didn't notice anything strange about Jack or his so-called"}, {"start": 3896.42, "end": 3900.18, "text": " nephew, and that they just looked like a couple of farmers who needed someone to look after"}, {"start": 3900.18, "end": 3905.38, "text": " their land. Scott Davis, a 48 year old man who was interviewed by Jack over breakfast"}, {"start": 3905.38, "end": 3909.42, "text": " at a little restaurant in Marietto, Ohio, was the second to last candidate to go through"}, {"start": 3909.42, "end": 3914.7400000000002, "text": " the screening process for the job. After breakfast, he rode with Jack and Brogan to a remote,"}, {"start": 3914.7400000000002, "end": 3919.6600000000003, "text": " wooded area near Akron. Immediately after getting out of the car to survey his surroundings,"}, {"start": 3919.6600000000003, "end": 3924.7400000000002, "text": " Davis heard a clicking sound. He turned around to see Jack pointing a gun at him. It was"}, {"start": 3924.7400000000002, "end": 3928.78, "text": " then that he realized that the click he heard had been the gun misfiring, but before"}, {"start": 3928.78, "end": 3932.98, "text": " he could react, Jack shot him in the elbow. Despite the wound, Davis managed to"}, {"start": 3932.98, "end": 3937.9, "text": " escape. He ran for his life for seven hours through the woods, eventually finding a house"}, {"start": 3937.9, "end": 3940.06, "text": " and asking the owner for help."}, {"start": 3940.06, "end": 3946.3, "text": " Seven hours of running! I'd have died two minutes in!"}, {"start": 3946.3, "end": 3951.46, "text": " They called 911 and news about the incident began to spread. Five days later, police received"}, {"start": 3951.46, "end": 3955.62, "text": " a call from a woman named Deborah Bruce who claimed that her 51-year-old twin brother"}, {"start": 3955.62, "end": 3960.86, "text": " David Paulie had responded to the same job and on Craigslist. According to Deborah,"}, {"start": 3960.86, "end": 3965.1800000000003, "text": " Her brother had driven from Virginia to Ohio with all his belongings in his car in the hopes"}, {"start": 3965.1800000000003, "end": 3968.7400000000002, "text": " that the new job would work out for him and help him get back on his feet."}, {"start": 3968.7400000000002, "end": 3973.3, "text": " Tragically, a couple days later, police found the body of David Pauley along with the body"}, {"start": 3973.3, "end": 3977.54, "text": " of another victim by the neighbor of Geiger buried in the woods close to where Scott Davis"}, {"start": 3977.54, "end": 3979.5, "text": " had been shot in the elbow."}, {"start": 3979.5, "end": 3983.98, "text": " At this point in the case, investigators were able to identify a pattern in the victims."}, {"start": 3983.98, "end": 3988.02, "text": " Jack and Brogan targeted homeless, down on their luck, or otherwise vulnerable"}, {"start": 3988.02, "end": 3992.58, "text": " middle-aged men with limited family ties, and lured them to an isolated location under the"}, {"start": 3992.58, "end": 3997.94, "text": " appearance of a life-changing job opportunity. Later robbed them of all their belongings and"}, {"start": 3997.94, "end": 4002.98, "text": " shoot them on the spot. Their hope was that, because of their few family ties, their disappearance"}, {"start": 4002.98, "end": 4006.82, "text": " would go unnoticed, giving Jack and Brogan enough time to bury the bodies and get rid"}, {"start": 4006.82, "end": 4010.66, "text": " of the evidence. This pattern explains why certain candidates were rejected."}, {"start": 4010.6600000000003, "end": 4014.0600000000004, "text": " Just evil for no reason, are they still on the loose?"}, {"start": 4014.0600000000004, "end": 4017.4600000000005, "text": " Hold on, hold on, I'll take back what I just said."}, {"start": 4017.4600000000005, "end": 4021.3, "text": " During the interview process, such as 58-year-old Ron Sansen,"}, {"start": 4021.3, "end": 4023.4600000000005, "text": " a former Navy officer with a college degree,"}, {"start": 4023.4600000000005, "end": 4025.26, "text": " and an unnamed woman in her 20s"}, {"start": 4025.26, "end": 4027.26, "text": " would also apply for the job."}, {"start": 4027.26, "end": 4030.26, "text": " During the investigation, police traced the Craigslist ad,"}, {"start": 4030.26, "end": 4032.9400000000005, "text": " which led them to the home of a man named Joe Bice"}, {"start": 4032.9400000000005, "end": 4034.0600000000004, "text": " in Akron, Ohio."}, {"start": 4034.0600000000004, "end": 4036.9800000000005, "text": " I thought they would but say Joe Bice for nothing."}, {"start": 4036.9800000000005, "end": 4037.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4037.82, "end": 4043.82, "text": " The man named woman in her 20s would also apply for the job."}, {"start": 4043.82, "end": 4044.82, "text": " During the investigation..."}, {"start": 4044.82, "end": 4045.82, "text": " What was I talking about?"}, {"start": 4045.82, "end": 4046.82, "text": " What was you doing?"}, {"start": 4046.82, "end": 4049.82, "text": " You've killed the people in 2011?"}, {"start": 4049.82, "end": 4053.82, "text": " Ex-lissad, which led them to the home of a man named Joe Bice."}, {"start": 4053.82, "end": 4056.82, "text": " You're not going to explain by the say that!"}, {"start": 4056.82, "end": 4061.34, "text": " He denied posting the ad and claimed that it was probably posted by the man who rented"}, {"start": 4061.34, "end": 4062.82, "text": " out his basement space."}, {"start": 4062.82, "end": 4066.42, "text": " When police asked Joe Bice for the name of his tenon, he responded that he only"}, {"start": 4066.42, "end": 4067.42, "text": " knew him as Dutch."}, {"start": 4067.42, "end": 4076.42, "text": " You ain't Dutch, Vanderland man! Stop! What year was this? This was about 2011? This is like a year!"}, {"start": 4076.42, "end": 4082.42, "text": " This was like a year after Red Dead 1 came out! This dude was wanting to be Dutch so bad!"}, {"start": 4082.42, "end": 4085.42, "text": " Well, let me stop talking till I see what happened to him."}, {"start": 4085.42, "end": 4090.42, "text": " Posting the ad and claims that it was probably posted by the man who rented out his basement space."}, {"start": 4090.42, "end": 4095.42, "text": " When police asked Joe Bice for the name of his ten-man, he responded that he only knew him as Dutch."}, {"start": 4095.42, "end": 4099.66, "text": " Investigators were able to track Dutch down thanks to a phone call that he made to Joe Bice,"}, {"start": 4099.66, "end": 4102.22, "text": " unaware that his landlord had been in contact with the police."}, {"start": 4102.9400000000005, "end": 4106.86, "text": " On November 16, 2011, police arrested Dutch and identified-"}, {"start": 4106.86, "end": 4109.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, this dude actually thought he was Dutch Van-"}, {"start": 4109.9800000000005, "end": 4113.82, "text": " This dude played Red Dead 1 as soon as it came out!"}, {"start": 4113.82, "end": 4116.62, "text": " And this dude was trying to cosplay as Dutch Van-"}, {"start": 4116.62, "end": 4119.42, "text": " lived from Red Dead 1! So some of them are all crazy stuff!"}, {"start": 4119.42, "end": 4120.86, "text": " What a dummy, man!"}, {"start": 4120.86, "end": 4122.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4123.58, "end": 4125.58, "text": " Name is 52 year old"}, {"start": 4126.38, "end": 4129.82, "text": " Thank you. Scott Davis immediately confirmed that this was the same man who had interviewed"}, {"start": 4130.54, "end": 4135.66, "text": " And shot him in the woods apparently Richard Beasley had fled from the police and used different identities"}, {"start": 4137.66, "end": 4141.259999999999, "text": " To avoid being detected even using the names of some of his victims"}, {"start": 4141.9, "end": 4146.62, "text": " Around that time police also arrested Brogan Rafferty Richard Beasley's teenage accomplice"}, {"start": 4146.62, "end": 4151.58, "text": " At the time, Brogan was a 16-year-old high school student from Stoll, Ohio, whom Beasley"}, {"start": 4151.58, "end": 4154.5, "text": " had mentored and taken under his wing."}, {"start": 4154.5, "end": 4158.94, "text": " Police searched Rafferty's house and found several weapons, as well as a disturbing poem"}, {"start": 4158.94, "end": 4162.98, "text": " hidden in his computer files from August 16, 2011."}, {"start": 4162.98, "end": 4164.62, "text": " The chilling poem read,"}, {"start": 4164.62, "end": 4168.26, "text": " We took him out to the woods on a humid summer's night."}, {"start": 4168.26, "end": 4172.14, "text": " The loud crack echoed and I didn't hear the thud."}, {"start": 4172.14, "end": 4175.34, "text": " Investigators later determined that the poem described the murder of Ralph Geiger,"}, {"start": 4175.34, "end": 4181.78, "text": " One of the victims police have found in the woods a few days later on November 25th a fourth victim a"}, {"start": 4182.1, "end": 4184.46, "text": " 47-year-old man named Timothy Kern was found"}, {"start": 4187.860000000001, "end": 4194.34, "text": " Brogan Rafferty was sentenced to life without parole and Richard Beasley was sentenced to execution after being found guilty of"}, {"start": 4194.58, "end": 4197.96, "text": " 27 total accounts of aggravated murder aggravated robbery"}, {"start": 4198.6, "end": 4200.9400000000005, "text": " kidnapping and possession of illegal weapons"}, {"start": 4200.9400000000005, "end": 4207.3, "text": " This innocent looking job ad ended up being one of the most notorious luring posts in the site's history"}, {"start": 4207.3, "end": 4213.14, "text": " and it played a strong contributing role to the sketchy connotation that Craigslist carries nowadays."}, {"start": 4213.14, "end": 4216.040000000001, "text": " That's crazy, man. People just be each other's..."}, {"start": 4216.040000000001, "end": 4218.040000000001, "text": " What are you talking about? You get more of these..."}, {"start": 4218.040000000001, "end": 4221.240000000001, "text": " There's a difference between like a human, like an animal trying to eat something to live,"}, {"start": 4221.240000000001, "end": 4223.740000000001, "text": " like an animal kills something just to eat something to live,"}, {"start": 4223.740000000001, "end": 4227.240000000001, "text": " human just be killing... just to do it, bro. Like, bro, come on, man."}, {"start": 4227.24, "end": 4252.2, "text": " Hey, it was an interesting mix between an online dating platform, a space where people could"}, {"start": 4252.2, "end": 4260.62, "text": " rants and share their opinions on personal experiences and a place for people to find friends with similar interests although most people use the personal section for"}, {"start": 4260.62, "end": 4268.32, "text": " legitimate reasons it was also notorious for scams and other illegal activities which is why craigslist completely removed the section in 2018"}, {"start": 4268.32, "end": 4270.12, "text": " that is greatly still a thing"}, {"start": 4270.12, "end": 4278.78, "text": " ad was posted by a person claiming to be a serial killer disturbingly the post mentioned two public officials by name and the person who uploaded the ad said that"}, {"start": 4278.78, "end": 4285.04, "text": " it would strike again. The ad read, Tulsa Murderer. I was wanting to thank Tulsa for letting"}, {"start": 4285.04, "end": 4290.42, "text": " me have my first kill. It all started here, so I was thinking it should also be my first."}, {"start": 4290.42, "end": 4294.82, "text": " I was nervous as hell, but I will get over it. It was a stranger on strangers, so the"}, {"start": 4294.82, "end": 4299.0599999999995, "text": " police will have a difficult time. It will not be my last though, thinking about going"}, {"start": 4299.0599999999995, "end": 4305.3, "text": " to OKC for next. To the people who started it all, Julie Free at Judge Glasgow. On the"}, {"start": 4305.3, "end": 4314.4800000000005, "text": " The day that it was posted, the ad was immediately reported to the police and an investigation"}, {"start": 4314.4800000000005, "end": 4316.9800000000005, "text": " was launched by the Tulsa Police Department."}, {"start": 4316.9800000000005, "end": 4321.1, "text": " Specifically, the ad thanked a woman named Julie Free, an employee of the Department of"}, {"start": 4321.1, "end": 4322.860000000001, "text": " Corrections and Judge Glasgow."}, {"start": 4322.860000000001, "end": 4328.14, "text": " Mom, I know you did not just come in here and type recap in my chat."}, {"start": 4328.14, "end": 4333.78, "text": " Yo, mom, I know you did not just type recap in here."}, {"start": 4333.78, "end": 4347.74, "text": " I cut this stream off. My mom just came here to try to freak out. You gotta be kidding"}, {"start": 4347.74, "end": 4358.62, "text": " me. She waged baiting, bruh."}, {"start": 4358.62, "end": 4368.42, "text": " who worked in the probate division of the Tulsa County District Court. The post thanked them"}, {"start": 4368.42, "end": 4373.66, "text": " and referred to them as the people who started it all. Because Julie Free and Judge Blascoe"}, {"start": 4373.66, "end": 4378.0599999999995, "text": " worked in overlapping departments and would sometimes interact with the same offenders,"}, {"start": 4378.0599999999995, "end": 4381.78, "text": " police believed that the ad had to have been posted by someone who had at some point"}, {"start": 4381.78, "end": 4385.42, "text": " been involved in the criminal justice system and that it might have been an act of"}, {"start": 4385.42, "end": 4389.26, "text": " revenge to stain their image that's crazy this provided the Tulsa police"}, {"start": 4389.26, "end": 4392.82, "text": " department all the information available about the post but it didn't"}, {"start": 4392.82, "end": 4396.58, "text": " really lead anywhere according to the police there have been no recent crimes"}, {"start": 4396.58, "end": 4400.66, "text": " that one of y'all sitting there to be honest we'll crack this case right now"}, {"start": 4400.66, "end": 4407.9400000000005, "text": " was it one of y'all the description provided in the ad the police"}, {"start": 4407.9400000000005, "end": 4411.5, "text": " department said that the ad was probably a hoax but they never found"}, {"start": 4411.5, "end": 4414.7, "text": " any evidence to prove it which means it's still possible the post could"}, {"start": 4414.7, "end": 4419.4, "text": " been looked at. The homicide unit said that they had seen a similar situation before when"}, {"start": 4419.4, "end": 4424.74, "text": " a 918 number texted random people disturbing questions about where to bury a body. The thing"}, {"start": 4424.74, "end": 4429.179999999999, "text": " about the ad that alarmed the police was that it specifically named two public officials."}, {"start": 4429.179999999999, "end": 4433.139999999999, "text": " But to this day, it hasn't been confirmed whether this was just some sort of revenge"}, {"start": 4433.139999999999, "end": 4436.9, "text": " hoax or if something much more sinister was going on."}, {"start": 4436.9, "end": 4440.98, "text": " Crazy. Jack Craigslist back in the day was crazy."}, {"start": 4440.9800000000005, "end": 4446.34, "text": " In August of 2014, an 18-year-old girl named Hailey Turner posted a Craigslist notice stating"}, {"start": 4446.34, "end": 4455.34, "text": " that she was, quote, looking to be abducted and taken away."}, {"start": 4455.34, "end": 4460.700000000001, "text": " In August of 2014, an 18-year-old girl named Hailey Turner posted a Craigslist notice stating"}, {"start": 4460.700000000001, "end": 4464.780000000001, "text": " that she was, quote, looking to be abducted and taken away."}, {"start": 4464.780000000001, "end": 4468.400000000001, "text": " Although the post immediately gained a lot of online attention, as far as I was able"}, {"start": 4468.400000000001, "end": 4472.68, "text": " to find images of the actual ad itself are no longer available."}, {"start": 4472.68, "end": 4476.400000000001, "text": " On August 7th, Hailey left her house in Michigan and told her mother that she was going to"}, {"start": 4476.400000000001, "end": 4477.400000000001, "text": " run an errand."}, {"start": 4477.400000000001, "end": 4480.84, "text": " A few minutes later, she called a friend on the phone."}, {"start": 4480.84, "end": 4484.000000000001, "text": " During the conversation, she mentioned to her friend that she had noticed a man lying"}, {"start": 4484.000000000001, "end": 4487.000000000001, "text": " in the ditch in the middle of the road, and that she was going to get out of her car"}, {"start": 4487.000000000001, "end": 4488.000000000001, "text": " to see if he was okay."}, {"start": 4488.000000000001, "end": 4492.68, "text": " A few seconds later, Hailey uttered the words, he has a gun, and the phone was"}, {"start": 4492.68, "end": 4494.040000000001, "text": " suddenly disconnected."}, {"start": 4494.040000000001, "end": 4497.72, "text": " Terrified, the friend immediately called Hailey's father, who drove to the area"}, {"start": 4497.72, "end": 4499.72, "text": " just north of Ohio in Bedford Township."}, {"start": 4499.72, "end": 4504.72, "text": " It sounds like the dude that kidnapped her made the ad to cover it up."}, {"start": 4504.72, "end": 4509.72, "text": " He then found his daughter's car running in the road, when Haley was nowhere to be found."}, {"start": 4509.72, "end": 4514.72, "text": " Haley was immediately reported as a missing person, and an investigation was launched to find her."}, {"start": 4514.72, "end": 4521.72, "text": " Strangely, a police found that at 10.06 p.m. on August 7th, Haley had rented the DVDs for two movies from the..."}, {"start": 4521.72, "end": 4528.72, "text": " August what?"}, {"start": 4528.72, "end": 4534.72, "text": " Same person. An investigation was launched to find her. Strangely police found that at"}, {"start": 4534.72, "end": 4536.72, "text": " 10.06 pm on August 7th."}, {"start": 4536.72, "end": 4547.72, "text": " 10.06 pm August 7th. It is 10.18 pm August 7th."}, {"start": 4547.72, "end": 4550.72, "text": " What are the actual odds?"}, {"start": 4555.52, "end": 4557.62, "text": " Haley had rented the DVDs for two-"}, {"start": 4557.62, "end": 4558.62, "text": " WHAT?!"}, {"start": 4558.62, "end": 4561.62, "text": " family video store a few miles from Toledo, Ohio."}, {"start": 4561.62, "end": 4565.12, "text": " The phone call with her friend had taken place a few minutes after that."}, {"start": 4565.12, "end": 4571.12, "text": " Sixteen hours after her disappearance, a local resident found Haley standing at a random corner holding a puppy and-"}, {"start": 4571.12, "end": 4574.320000000001, "text": " It's a sign check! I'm gonna lock y'all's doors tonight, ayy!"}, {"start": 4574.320000000001, "end": 4576.62, "text": " That might be a sign right there!"}, {"start": 4576.62, "end": 4579.3, "text": " Y'all better lock y'all's doors, Bubba."}, {"start": 4579.3, "end": 4582.26, "text": " For Detroit, although she was completely unscathed,"}, {"start": 4582.26, "end": 4584.42, "text": " she claimed that she had been abducted at gunpoint"}, {"start": 4584.42, "end": 4587.0599999999995, "text": " the night before, and that she had jumped from a moving vehicle"}, {"start": 4587.0599999999995, "end": 4588.86, "text": " to escape her captor."}, {"start": 4588.86, "end": 4591.099999999999, "text": " The whole story didn't really seem to add up,"}, {"start": 4591.099999999999, "end": 4593.3, "text": " and police had a hard time believing her."}, {"start": 4593.3, "end": 4594.98, "text": " The video footage from the DVD store"}, {"start": 4594.98, "end": 4597.9, "text": " where she was last seen didn't show anything suspicious,"}, {"start": 4597.9, "end": 4599.26, "text": " and there were no signs on her body"}, {"start": 4599.26, "end": 4601.54, "text": " suggesting that she had been attacked."}, {"start": 4601.54, "end": 4603.46, "text": " After hours of questioning, Haley Turner"}, {"start": 4603.46, "end": 4605.42, "text": " eventually confessed and pleaded guilty"}, {"start": 4605.42, "end": 4607.66, "text": " to causing a false police report to be filed."}, {"start": 4607.66, "end": 4609.26, "text": " She faked it?"}, {"start": 4610.82, "end": 4612.74, "text": " She was sentenced to three years probation"}, {"start": 4612.74, "end": 4614.58, "text": " and one month of community service"}, {"start": 4614.58, "end": 4617.86, "text": " and was fined $15,000 to reimburse the sheriff's office"}, {"start": 4617.86, "end": 4619.66, "text": " for the 16 hour search."}, {"start": 4619.66, "end": 4621.78, "text": " Although her motives for faking her own abduction"}, {"start": 4621.78, "end": 4623.9800000000005, "text": " were never revealed, her mother mentioned that"}, {"start": 4623.9800000000005, "end": 4626.78, "text": " it had been an emotionally difficult year for her daughter."}, {"start": 4626.78, "end": 4629.06, "text": " And then although she didn't justify her behavior,"}, {"start": 4629.06, "end": 4632.1, "text": " she interpreted the fake abduction as a cry for help."}, {"start": 4632.1, "end": 4634.46, "text": " Some of Haley's other strange cricks's posts"}, {"start": 4634.46, "end": 4637.7, "text": " indicated that she had a tendency to seek attention online,"}, {"start": 4637.7, "end": 4639.3, "text": " but these posts have since been deleted"}, {"start": 4639.3, "end": 4641.58, "text": " and are no longer publicly available."}, {"start": 4641.58, "end": 4643.74, "text": " Man, I hear me over here worried, Jack."}, {"start": 4643.74, "end": 4646.78, "text": " It's revealed that one man did actually respond to the ad,"}, {"start": 4646.78, "end": 4649.3, "text": " but Hailey decided to faker disappearance by herself"}, {"start": 4649.3, "end": 4651.42, "text": " instead of communicating with him."}, {"start": 4651.42, "end": 4654.26, "text": " Can we investigate the guy that is responding to the ad?"}, {"start": 4654.26, "end": 4656.14, "text": " The fact that someone responded to this ad"}, {"start": 4656.14, "end": 4657.94, "text": " and was willing to carry out the abduction"}, {"start": 4657.94, "end": 4661.34, "text": " of an 18-year-old girl for money is pretty concerning."}, {"start": 4661.34, "end": 4663.06, "text": " And what makes this even creepier"}, {"start": 4663.06, "end": 4667.3, "text": " that the man who responded to Hayley's ad asking to be abducted was never found by police."}, {"start": 4673.46, "end": 4675.3, "text": " I can do that. I can do all that."}, {"start": 4678.18, "end": 4679.780000000001, "text": " See, why is it buffering?"}, {"start": 4681.620000000001, "end": 4685.3, "text": " With Starlink, we didn't have to compromise on where we live"}, {"start": 4685.3, "end": 4686.580000000001, "text": " due to lack of technology."}, {"start": 4686.58, "end": 4696.58, "text": " This creepy post was uploaded to Craigslist on July 21st 2009 by a man claiming to be a Baltimore area homeowner."}, {"start": 4696.58, "end": 4700.58, "text": " The ad pretty much speaks for itself and it reads,"}, {"start": 4700.58, "end": 4706.58, "text": " By now you've probably heard of the Glen Bernie family that saw their 83 year old grandmother's dead body in a freezer."}, {"start": 4706.58, "end": 4707.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4707.58, "end": 4709.58, "text": " It turns out that no law was broken."}, {"start": 4709.58, "end": 4712.58, "text": " Yep, dumping a body is legal around here."}, {"start": 4712.58, "end": 4718.58, "text": " Health care workers and other professionals are required to report deaths, but ordinary citizens are not."}, {"start": 4718.58, "end": 4723.58, "text": " And, apparently, no state law prohibits the burial or storage of a body on private property."}, {"start": 4723.58, "end": 4726.58, "text": " I'm a laid-off Baltimore area hole-owner."}, {"start": 4726.58, "end": 4730.58, "text": " After 10 months of unemployment and the future looking even more grim,"}, {"start": 4730.58, "end": 4734.58, "text": " I'm willing to consider allowing my backyard to be used for body dumping."}, {"start": 4734.58, "end": 4736.58, "text": " Call it a private burial, if you prefer."}, {"start": 4736.58, "end": 4741.58, "text": " I could probably take a half dozen bodies without arousing the attention of neighbors."}, {"start": 4741.58, "end": 4746.26, "text": " wouldn't hurt to have one under the garden too. Me, a discreet Baltimore County homeowner"}, {"start": 4746.26, "end": 4752.42, "text": " with a half acre of easily tillable property on a quiet dead-end street. You, an individual,"}, {"start": 4752.42, "end": 4756.4, "text": " not a healthcare worker or other professional required to report a death, with the awkward"}, {"start": 4756.4, "end": 4762.14, "text": " inconvenience of disposing of a deceased relative, friend, colleague, or acquaintance."}, {"start": 4762.14, "end": 4767.46, "text": " You must provide your own trash bags, tarp, quick lime, shovel, etc. I might be available"}, {"start": 4767.46, "end": 4772.58, "text": " to hold a flashlight, but I won't do any heavy lifting. Accidental deaths or natural causes"}, {"start": 4772.58, "end": 4776.66, "text": " only. I'm not getting involved in any shenanigans with Omar one of you."}, {"start": 4776.66, "end": 4780.9, "text": " But you are getting yourself involved with shenanigans already, what?"}, {"start": 4780.9, "end": 4786.94, "text": " You're not going to be a participant in or any accessory to any sort of crime. This"}, {"start": 4786.94, "end": 4792.34, "text": " is a limited time offer. Act now before the state legislature changes the law."}, {"start": 4792.34, "end": 4799.38, "text": " And when the law changes measures fell 10 years ago after the 1999 incident you'll be grandfathered literally and figuratively"}, {"start": 4800.26, "end": 4803.26, "text": " Price is negotiable serious inquiries only"}, {"start": 4804.14, "end": 4807.360000000001, "text": " Anything but get a job. Oh my goodness"}, {"start": 4807.860000000001, "end": 4810.96, "text": " This good. We're getting one to get a job so bad"}, {"start": 4811.22, "end": 4819.18, "text": " He was gonna start charging people to bury bodies in his backyard. Oh my goodness anything but get a job man"}, {"start": 4822.34, "end": 4829.7, "text": " The post itself is off-putting enough, but the context behind the ad is even more disturbing."}, {"start": 4829.7, "end": 4834.54, "text": " The links in the ad are both broken, but using the Wayback Machine I was able to find a 2009"}, {"start": 4834.54, "end": 4838.74, "text": " version of the website Welcome to Baltimore Hunt, which appears to be a sort of online"}, {"start": 4838.74, "end": 4843.58, "text": " guide for users to upload news and posts about their experience living in Baltimore."}, {"start": 4843.58, "end": 4847.34, "text": " The link in the Craigslist ad leads to a blog post written by a man named Noam"}, {"start": 4847.34, "end": 4848.34, "text": " Sain."}, {"start": 4848.34, "end": 4854.34, "text": " The article goes deeper into the reason why he uploaded the ad to Craigslist and what he"}, {"start": 4854.34, "end": 4858.3, "text": " hoped to accomplish with his underground private burial business."}, {"start": 4858.3, "end": 4862.14, "text": " In the comments, more than a few users asked the man if they could use his backyard for"}, {"start": 4862.14, "end": 4863.26, "text": " a burial."}, {"start": 4863.26, "end": 4866.78, "text": " The fact that the uploader of the ad explicitly mentioned that he wouldn't get involved"}, {"start": 4866.78, "end": 4871.68, "text": " in any criminal activity by burying anyone who hadn't died of natural causes has created"}, {"start": 4871.68, "end": 4874.14, "text": " a lot of online speculation."}, {"start": 4874.14, "end": 4877.900000000001, "text": " Using his backyard as a body dumping location would have been perfectly legal and the"}, {"start": 4877.900000000001, "end": 4881.820000000001, "text": " The only reason he had stayed up for so long was because the man wasn't advertising an illegal"}, {"start": 4881.820000000001, "end": 4885.280000000001, "text": " service such as burying people who had been murdered."}, {"start": 4885.280000000001, "end": 4888.38, "text": " This has made some people think that the only reason why he mentioned that he wouldn't"}, {"start": 4888.38, "end": 4891.900000000001, "text": " get involved with any crimes in the first place was so that he could keep his ad up"}, {"start": 4891.900000000001, "end": 4893.02, "text": " on the site."}, {"start": 4893.02, "end": 4897.14, "text": " All while responding to emails and getting involved in much more shady body dumping business"}, {"start": 4897.14, "end": 4898.14, "text": " behind the scenes."}, {"start": 4898.14, "end": 4899.1, "text": " Do you know what it is?"}, {"start": 4899.1, "end": 4901.14, "text": " How did his practice case went open?"}, {"start": 4901.14, "end": 4905.38, "text": " He killed somebody before and buried somebody in his backyard."}, {"start": 4905.38, "end": 4906.780000000001, "text": " So he all of a sudden, want people"}, {"start": 4906.780000000001, "end": 4908.780000000001, "text": " to bury everybody in his backyard."}, {"start": 4908.780000000001, "end": 4910.900000000001, "text": " So when the police finally find out who we killed"}, {"start": 4910.900000000001, "end": 4912.660000000001, "text": " and they check his backyard, they're"}, {"start": 4912.660000000001, "end": 4914.860000000001, "text": " going to check his backyard and find all them bodies."}, {"start": 4914.860000000001, "end": 4916.54, "text": " But they're going to find the one that he killed."}, {"start": 4916.54, "end": 4918.58, "text": " But he's going to pass it off as I buried everybody"}, {"start": 4918.58, "end": 4920.5, "text": " back there, so it has nothing to do with me."}, {"start": 4923.54, "end": 4927.58, "text": " I mean, 10,000 IQ move."}, {"start": 4927.58, "end": 4930.64, "text": " But he was never confirmed whether this was actually the case."}, {"start": 4930.64, "end": 4936.24, "text": " Despite the disturbing nature of the ad, it acclaims no-em-sane made in the Craigslist ad, Arch-Rill."}, {"start": 4936.24, "end": 4936.9, "text": " In 2009-"}, {"start": 4936.9, "end": 4939.6, "text": " I'm gonna be a detective, man!"}, {"start": 4939.6, "end": 4944.84, "text": " It was legal for ordinary citizens to abstain from reporting a death and dump a body in Maryland."}, {"start": 4944.84, "end": 4948.6, "text": " And the incident that he makes reference to in the ad really did happen."}, {"start": 4948.6, "end": 4952.34, "text": " In 2009, police were called to an apartment in Glenburnie, Maryland,"}, {"start": 4952.34, "end": 4956.68, "text": " because the body of 83-year-old Doris Lee Cook was in the freezer."}, {"start": 4956.68, "end": 4961.200000000001, "text": " Police were told that the grandmother had died several weeks ago in the apartment she shared with her family."}, {"start": 4961.200000000001, "end": 4962.0, "text": " Alright, Pete!"}, {"start": 4962.0, "end": 4966.200000000001, "text": " As they had no money for a proper burial, they stored her body in the freezer for two weeks."}, {"start": 4966.200000000001, "end": 4973.200000000001, "text": " The other incident that the ad mentions happened in 1999 and involved a 25-year-old father named Richard Marshall,"}, {"start": 4973.200000000001, "end": 4977.5, "text": " who buried his 4-year-old daughter in a garbage bag in the woods in Severn, Maryland."}, {"start": 4977.5, "end": 4978.0, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 4978.0, "end": 4981.200000000001, "text": " A little girl had passed away in an accident 8 months earlier,"}, {"start": 4981.200000000001, "end": 4985.200000000001, "text": " and because no law was broken, Richard Marshall was only charged for littering."}, {"start": 4985.2, "end": 4990.2, "text": " Since then, several measures have been proposed to make Bonnie Dumping illegal in Maryland."}, {"start": 4993.2, "end": 5001.2, "text": " In 2007, a 49-year-old woman from Michigan named Anne Marie Linscott posted a generic freelance job out on Craigslist."}, {"start": 5001.2, "end": 5007.2, "text": " Although the ad has been deleted and no evidence was made publicly available due to the sensitive nature of the incident,"}, {"start": 5007.2, "end": 5012.2, "text": " the three people who responded to the ad claimed that it looked like a job posting for a freelance writing gig."}, {"start": 5012.2, "end": 5016.4, "text": " literally as soon as the three people responded to the ad they were emailed"}, {"start": 5016.4, "end": 5020.0, "text": " directly by Anne Marie Linskind who explained that she was actually looking"}, {"start": 5020.0, "end": 5025.599999999999, "text": " for a quote a silent assassin for an eradication task oh no it's that she was"}, {"start": 5025.599999999999, "end": 5030.36, "text": " offering $5,000 to anyone who would eliminate a 56 year old California"}, {"start": 5030.36, "end": 5035.44, "text": " woman named Carol man $5,000"}, {"start": 5035.4400000000005, "end": 5047.18, "text": " I ain't nobody killing somebody for 5k, how much money it take you to kill somebody?"}, {"start": 5047.18, "end": 5053.000000000001, "text": " Say somebody comes up to you they're like yo I need this dude taken care of, make it"}, {"start": 5053.000000000001, "end": 5056.52, "text": " quick just get it done and get out of there."}, {"start": 5056.52, "end": 5058.120000000001, "text": " How much it is?"}, {"start": 5058.120000000001, "end": 5064.6, "text": " Yo let's get an investigation on the guy that just said for free by the way."}, {"start": 5064.6, "end": 5066.8, "text": " to get that dude out of here."}, {"start": 5066.8, "end": 5073.320000000001, "text": " The wife of a man named Dwayne who Lin Scott was having an affair with. According to police"}, {"start": 5073.320000000001, "end": 5079.0, "text": " reports Ann Marie and Dwayne had met in an online college course in 2005. That same year"}, {"start": 5079.0, "end": 5083.8, "text": " they met in person and began their affair when Dwayne traveled to Nevada for a conference."}, {"start": 5083.8, "end": 5087.9800000000005, "text": " Two years later Ann Marie visited Dwayne in California after which she started making"}, {"start": 5087.9800000000005, "end": 5092.06, "text": " plans to move to the west coast. That's when she posted the murder for higher"}, {"start": 5092.06, "end": 5093.46, "text": " add on Crank's list."}, {"start": 5093.46, "end": 5095.580000000001, "text": " $5,000, ma'am!"}, {"start": 5095.580000000001, "end": 5096.580000000001, "text": " Colleen!"}, {"start": 5096.580000000001, "end": 5098.5, "text": " And it's all reported the end to the police."}, {"start": 5098.5, "end": 5100.780000000001, "text": " Investigators tracked down Anne-Marie Linskine"}, {"start": 5100.780000000001, "end": 5104.14, "text": " and arrested her for using the internet to solicit murder."}, {"start": 5104.14, "end": 5105.780000000001, "text": " Police later found that she had also"}, {"start": 5105.780000000001, "end": 5108.26, "text": " planted an explosive outside of Carol's bedroom"}, {"start": 5108.26, "end": 5109.02, "text": " in California."}, {"start": 5109.02, "end": 5110.38, "text": " What did she do to you?"}, {"start": 5110.38, "end": 5110.88, "text": " She left."}, {"start": 5110.88, "end": 5112.42, "text": " She wasn't charged for it."}, {"start": 5112.42, "end": 5114.820000000001, "text": " After the incident, Carol left her family and career"}, {"start": 5114.820000000001, "end": 5118.3, "text": " for three months and had to be hospitalized for stress."}, {"start": 5118.3, "end": 5120.5, "text": " According to Linskine's friends and family,"}, {"start": 5120.5, "end": 5124.5, "text": " This wasn't the first time that Anne-Marie became obsessed with her romantic interest."}, {"start": 5124.5, "end": 5126.0, "text": " In 1997, she..."}, {"start": 5126.0, "end": 5129.0, "text": " Oh, she wanted to dude, so she was gonna kill her."}, {"start": 5129.0, "end": 5130.0, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 5131.5, "end": 5136.0, "text": " Fell in love with a co-worker who had to get a restraining order after she began stalking him."}, {"start": 5136.0, "end": 5142.0, "text": " Anne-Marie's lawyer explained that she suffered from borderline personality disorder and severe attachment issues."}, {"start": 5142.0, "end": 5146.5, "text": " But that didn't stop the court from sentencing her to 12 and a half years in prison in 2009."}, {"start": 5146.5, "end": 5147.0, "text": " That's it?"}, {"start": 5147.0, "end": 5149.52, "text": " You're serving a 12 and a half year sentence."}, {"start": 5149.52, "end": 5152.36, "text": " Anne Marie Lynn Skynet was only recently released from prison."}, {"start": 5158.28, "end": 5159.32, "text": " I didn't say nothing."}, {"start": 5159.32, "end": 5160.6, "text": " I did not say nothing about her."}, {"start": 5170.56, "end": 5172.16, "text": " W video."}, {"start": 5172.16, "end": 5172.76, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 5175.72, "end": 5176.98, "text": " W chilling scares."}, {"start": 5176.9800000000005, "end": 5185.740000000001, "text": " always got nothing but bankers chat it is time ladies and gentlemen chat it is"}, {"start": 5185.740000000001, "end": 5199.900000000001, "text": " time I can't believe it granny three new updated escape route time chat it is"}, {"start": 5199.900000000001, "end": 5204.540000000001, "text": " like the Super Bowl for us your happy birthday Eleanor happy 24th birthday"}, {"start": 5204.54, "end": 5213.54, "text": " Eleanor. Thank you. Lock in. Jack. Granny three got an update"}, {"start": 5213.54, "end": 5218.74, "text": " yesterday. They added an entire new escape called the hot air"}, {"start": 5218.74, "end": 5222.06, "text": " balloon. I have not watched any videos. I ain't seen nothing"}, {"start": 5222.06, "end": 5227.3, "text": " about it. Ain't no spoilers been had. It is time. I could not"}, {"start": 5227.3, "end": 5232.54, "text": " be more crunk than right now. I am so crunk. I actually"}, {"start": 5232.54, "end": 5240.54, "text": " can't believe it. Ladies and gentlemen, you best get you a"}, {"start": 5240.54, "end": 5243.66, "text": " diaper, you know, too, because Ray Granny's scary, too, buddy."}, {"start": 5243.66, "end": 5250.7, "text": " Let me tell you, Chad, it's a beautiful day. Lock in! New"}, {"start": 5250.7, "end": 5252.7, "text": " Walk out of the way!"}, {"start": 5254.3, "end": 5256.3, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 5259.099999999999, "end": 5261.099999999999, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 5280.7, "end": 5282.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5310.7, "end": 5312.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5400.7, "end": 5402.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5430.7, "end": 5437.7, "text": " Well, well, well, Granithy."}, {"start": 5437.7, "end": 5444.7, "text": " Chad, it is a great day."}, {"start": 5444.7, "end": 5450.7, "text": " It is a rare day, and I mean rare."}, {"start": 5450.7, "end": 5452.7, "text": " Chad, it is a great day."}, {"start": 5455.7, "end": 5458.3, "text": " It is a rare day, and I mean rare."}, {"start": 5462.0, "end": 5464.8, "text": " Because again, oops."}, {"start": 5467.4, "end": 5469.4, "text": " If you were not here yesterday."}, {"start": 5472.2, "end": 5473.599999999999, "text": " The news is."}, {"start": 5475.599999999999, "end": 5476.9, "text": " Granny three."}, {"start": 5478.9, "end": 5480.4, "text": " Got an update."}, {"start": 5480.7, "end": 5487.7, "text": " And they added a new escape route."}, {"start": 5487.7, "end": 5491.7, "text": " And we bought to see it for the first time."}, {"start": 5491.7, "end": 5494.7, "text": " It looks like they improved the graphics too."}, {"start": 5494.7, "end": 5497.7, "text": " This is a beautiful day right here."}, {"start": 5497.7, "end": 5501.7, "text": " And Marie with the five, wait, what?"}, {"start": 5501.7, "end": 5506.7, "text": " Yeah, TG."}, {"start": 5506.7, "end": 5512.34, "text": " So, yeah, they added a hot air balloon escape."}, {"start": 5512.34, "end": 5517.3, "text": " I mean, came out of left field like they shadow dropped a new escape."}, {"start": 5517.3, "end": 5518.9, "text": " And we're about to get it for the first time."}, {"start": 5518.9, "end": 5522.22, "text": " Of course, we're going hard mode, lock in chat."}, {"start": 5522.22, "end": 5523.74, "text": " Let's get it."}, {"start": 5523.74, "end": 5527.74, "text": " Man, I wonder how difficult this is going to be."}, {"start": 5536.7, "end": 5538.7, "text": " Look at it"}, {"start": 5540.9, "end": 5542.9, "text": " Wait it does look better"}, {"start": 5544.42, "end": 5546.42, "text": " Look how clean it look"}, {"start": 5548.0599999999995, "end": 5550.0599999999995, "text": " Wait, I need to compare that hold up"}, {"start": 5556.34, "end": 5558.34, "text": " Why does this look so clean"}, {"start": 5560.9, "end": 5563.94, "text": " Yo, Jose with the 5w Jose with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 5566.7, "end": 5596.22, "text": " I wonder where the hot-air balloon is."}, {"start": 5596.22, "end": 5607.42, "text": " cinema. Cinema. Okay, just a reference, how good the graphics are. I want to compare that"}, {"start": 5607.42, "end": 5616.0, "text": " to how it looked last time I played. Oh my goodness, chat, we're back. Let me reference"}, {"start": 5616.0, "end": 5623.34, "text": " that. Chat, I'm so far. Type one if you're crunk. I'm clunk. Let me look this over"}, {"start": 5623.34, "end": 5634.34, "text": " Wait. Hold up."}, {"start": 5634.34, "end": 5651.7, "text": " Yeah, it's a lawsuit, Gigi."}, {"start": 5651.7, "end": 5662.1, "text": " All right, let me see here."}, {"start": 5662.1, "end": 5669.1, "text": " So what did the intro look like in comparison?"}, {"start": 5669.1, "end": 5673.42, "text": " Bro, it looks so much different."}, {"start": 5673.42, "end": 5676.1, "text": " They actually cook with the graphics."}, {"start": 5681.42, "end": 5682.38, "text": " Tough."}, {"start": 5682.38, "end": 5685.18, "text": " All right, Chad, let's go."}, {"start": 5685.18, "end": 5690.58, "text": " Hot air balloon escape time hard mode."}, {"start": 5690.58, "end": 5693.82, "text": " Type one if you believe, all right."}, {"start": 5693.82, "end": 5697.0199999999995, "text": " Sensitivity, just a tad bit more right there."}, {"start": 5697.0199999999995, "end": 5697.86, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5699.1, "end": 5701.54, "text": " Make sure there's no screens here real quick."}, {"start": 5702.54, "end": 5704.46, "text": " There is not, we are good."}, {"start": 5705.82, "end": 5710.18, "text": " Oh, Granny, I heard y'all got an update."}, {"start": 5712.34, "end": 5715.34, "text": " Granny, you never told me you had a hot air balloon."}, {"start": 5717.66, "end": 5718.5, "text": " Granny."}, {"start": 5720.58, "end": 5724.34, "text": " I knew you had a helicopter and granny too, but I did not know you had a-"}, {"start": 5729.0599999999995, "end": 5731.0599999999995, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 5733.78, "end": 5735.78, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 5742.14, "end": 5744.3, "text": " A box of hot air balloon parts."}, {"start": 5744.3, "end": 5749.34, "text": " Should I take that now or leave it here?"}, {"start": 5749.34, "end": 5750.820000000001, "text": " I don't know where to assemble it at."}, {"start": 5750.820000000001, "end": 5759.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, we need to figure out where to assemble it."}, {"start": 5759.9400000000005, "end": 5765.54, "text": " I don't think low key, hold on, it ain't chopping."}, {"start": 5765.54, "end": 5770.900000000001, "text": " It says it looks smoother for y'all than it does for me."}, {"start": 5770.900000000001, "end": 5784.740000000001, "text": " Let's unlock this door. I'm gonna I'm gonna use the robot to make them both come down here and I'm gonna get up and run around"}, {"start": 5794.040000000001, "end": 5796.040000000001, "text": " Okay, let me go hit the robot real quick"}, {"start": 5796.04, "end": 5796.88, "text": " Quick."}, {"start": 5799.76, "end": 5801.36, "text": " Chad, I'm so crook."}, {"start": 5803.28, "end": 5804.26, "text": " All right, let's hit the robot."}, {"start": 5804.26, "end": 5805.36, "text": " Y'all know the method."}, {"start": 5808.0, "end": 5808.82, "text": " Boop!"}, {"start": 5811.32, "end": 5813.0, "text": " Now they're both gonna run down here."}, {"start": 5813.0, "end": 5814.12, "text": " When they both run by,"}, {"start": 5814.12, "end": 5816.0, "text": " we go upstairs for the frisky."}, {"start": 5823.6, "end": 5824.44, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 5826.04, "end": 5835.88, "text": " where they at okay I hear them I hear one of them at least"}, {"start": 5835.88, "end": 5842.88, "text": " Yeah, it works every time."}, {"start": 5842.88, "end": 5850.88, "text": " Yeah, it works every time, I tell ya."}, {"start": 5850.88, "end": 5853.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5853.88, "end": 5859.88, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 5859.88, "end": 5861.88, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 5864.92, "end": 5869.38, "text": " Go get your snacks you got me messed up. I'm about to die now"}, {"start": 5870.22, "end": 5877.56, "text": " Hey, you better go get your snacks buddy. We ain't no grandpa to go to bed again. That's right"}, {"start": 5879.38, "end": 5884.86, "text": " Yeah, we wait no grandpa to go to bed again show Liz"}, {"start": 5889.88, "end": 5893.3, "text": " Are we waiting?"}, {"start": 5893.3, "end": 5897.8, "text": " Jeff, they call this strap the case, though."}, {"start": 5897.8, "end": 5902.14, "text": " OK, in reality, though, I'm going to give this three minutes."}, {"start": 5902.14, "end": 5905.0, "text": " And if not in three minutes, I'm going to leave."}, {"start": 5905.0, "end": 5905.88, "text": " Sound good?"}, {"start": 5905.88, "end": 5908.88, "text": " Sound good."}, {"start": 5908.88, "end": 5910.36, "text": " I'm going to give it three minutes"}, {"start": 5910.36, "end": 5913.96, "text": " if he does not come up here and go to sleep in three minutes."}, {"start": 5913.96, "end": 5915.28, "text": " I'll leave."}, {"start": 5915.28, "end": 5916.76, "text": " I've got to at least try it, though."}, {"start": 5916.76, "end": 5918.28, "text": " You always got to try it."}, {"start": 5918.28, "end": 5919.52, "text": " Start the timer now, Jeff."}, {"start": 5919.52, "end": 5928.92, "text": " start the timer. Real ones know this is the strategy I used when I did granny"}, {"start": 5928.92, "end": 5932.040000000001, "text": " gauntlet 2.0."}, {"start": 5933.240000000001, "end": 5942.120000000001, "text": " Three minutes. Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you."}, {"start": 5942.4400000000005, "end": 5949.280000000001, "text": " Case recap I just got here. There's a new granny escape. It's a glorious day."}, {"start": 5949.28, "end": 5955.04, "text": " Yo doorknob with the 25 gifted W doorknob with the 25 gifted. Thank you"}, {"start": 5956.4, "end": 5958.4, "text": " W doorknob"}, {"start": 5958.8, "end": 5960.8, "text": " Two minutes left. I'm assuming something like that"}, {"start": 5963.5199999999995, "end": 5966.719999999999, "text": " We're a we're a cup noodle away, I hear something I"}, {"start": 5971.719999999999, "end": 5973.719999999999, "text": " Hear something"}, {"start": 5979.28, "end": 5981.78, "text": " Your egghead with the 5W egghead!"}, {"start": 5987.48, "end": 5988.98, "text": " Okay, maybe not. Let's go."}, {"start": 5999.48, "end": 6001.48, "text": " Oh! Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6007.28, "end": 6008.78, "text": " Good night, Granny!"}, {"start": 6009.28, "end": 6029.8, "text": " I told y'all, I told y'all, that worked out beautifully."}, {"start": 6029.8, "end": 6032.8, "text": " Didn't take no time."}, {"start": 6032.8, "end": 6035.8, "text": " Hey, Granpa!"}, {"start": 6035.8, "end": 6039.8, "text": " Good night, Grandpa."}, {"start": 6039.8, "end": 6042.8, "text": " I need that weapon key."}, {"start": 6042.8, "end": 6044.8, "text": " Stat."}, {"start": 6044.8, "end": 6047.8, "text": " Don't need that."}, {"start": 6047.8, "end": 6050.8, "text": " I need it."}, {"start": 6050.8, "end": 6053.8, "text": " I need it."}, {"start": 6053.8, "end": 6056.8, "text": " I need it."}, {"start": 6056.8, "end": 6059.8, "text": " I need it."}, {"start": 6059.8, "end": 6080.92, "text": " don't need that wait what wait it's over there"}, {"start": 6089.8, "end": 6105.28, "text": " So, does that mean we still have to lower the bridge?"}, {"start": 6105.28, "end": 6107.28, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 6107.28, "end": 6110.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6110.28, "end": 6118.92, "text": " So, I see like the helium or whatever it is for the balloon."}, {"start": 6118.92, "end": 6125.72, "text": " it looks like we still have to lower the bridge which is fine that's not an issue"}, {"start": 6128.68, "end": 6130.04, "text": " let's check the kitchen real quick"}, {"start": 6136.28, "end": 6142.92, "text": " I hear somebody close I can't let you get close I hear somebody sounds like the right outside"}, {"start": 6142.92, "end": 6146.92, "text": " the door though two that's one of three we know where that one is"}, {"start": 6148.92, "end": 6157.08, "text": " Okay, we we know where two of the parts are"}, {"start": 6158.92, "end": 6160.92, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 6161.4800000000005, "end": 6167.9, "text": " That video's a that video's a classic I swear I can't let you get close"}, {"start": 6171.4, "end": 6173.4, "text": " That's a classic"}, {"start": 6175.4400000000005, "end": 6177.4400000000005, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 6177.4400000000005, "end": 6181.4400000000005, "text": " We know where the weapon key is."}, {"start": 6185.4400000000005, "end": 6189.4400000000005, "text": " Okay. Let me think of my next steps here."}, {"start": 6189.4400000000005, "end": 6193.4400000000005, "text": " Let me think. I need to reconvene for a second. Let me do some planning."}, {"start": 6193.4400000000005, "end": 6197.4400000000005, "text": " Let me go to my office. Alright, I'm in my office. Okay."}, {"start": 6197.4400000000005, "end": 6201.4400000000005, "text": " We know where the firewood is. We know where the matches are."}, {"start": 6201.4400000000005, "end": 6205.4400000000005, "text": " I think I know where the matches are."}, {"start": 6205.4400000000005, "end": 6214.320000000001, "text": " I know where the plank is so the plank goes third floor."}, {"start": 6214.320000000001, "end": 6220.040000000001, "text": " We know where two of the balloon parts are."}, {"start": 6220.040000000001, "end": 6229.200000000001, "text": " So next step, here's our next step chat, are you listening?"}, {"start": 6229.200000000001, "end": 6234.76, "text": " Our next step, we're going to go outside, we're going to kill Granny and Grandpa,"}, {"start": 6234.76, "end": 6239.76, "text": " We're going to reload the shotgun, bring the plank to the third floor, and get that part done."}, {"start": 6239.76, "end": 6240.76, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6240.76, "end": 6245.2, "text": " You'll agree with the five."}, {"start": 6245.2, "end": 6247.2, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6247.2, "end": 6261.7, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 6261.7, "end": 6265.62, "text": " And we also, yeah, we still gotta drop the bridge, too."}, {"start": 6265.62, "end": 6266.94, "text": " Granny, come here!"}, {"start": 6270.66, "end": 6272.38, "text": " Hey, Granny, you looking cute."}, {"start": 6272.38, "end": 6273.66, "text": " Let me get a kiss!"}, {"start": 6277.46, "end": 6279.22, "text": " Come on, Grandpa, your turn!"}, {"start": 6284.62, "end": 6286.12, "text": " Night, night, Grandpa!"}, {"start": 6291.7, "end": 6303.22, "text": " Oh, I got a hurry oh, I got to move"}, {"start": 6303.22, "end": 6333.06, "text": " I'm running smooth out of time here we're good give me the bleak you back next step I"}, {"start": 6333.06, "end": 6340.14, "text": " I kill them again, and I hide the shotgun."}, {"start": 6340.14, "end": 6340.9400000000005, "text": " Wait, no, not yet."}, {"start": 6340.9400000000005, "end": 6342.780000000001, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 6342.780000000001, "end": 6345.14, "text": " I kill them again, reload the shotgun,"}, {"start": 6345.14, "end": 6346.780000000001, "text": " and hide it in the trunk of the car."}, {"start": 6346.780000000001, "end": 6348.1, "text": " Yes, yes."}, {"start": 6354.660000000001, "end": 6357.02, "text": " And I'm going to get the weapon key and get the sling shot."}, {"start": 6357.02, "end": 6364.02, "text": " They're probably both back up now."}, {"start": 6364.02, "end": 6369.02, "text": " Hey, Gring Gring!"}, {"start": 6369.02, "end": 6373.02, "text": " Your turn, Grandpa!"}, {"start": 6373.02, "end": 6378.02, "text": " I'll reload it later."}, {"start": 6378.02, "end": 6385.02, "text": " That didn't go far enough in there."}, {"start": 6385.02, "end": 6392.96, "text": " perfect. All right. We get the"}, {"start": 6392.96, "end": 6394.6, "text": " slingshot now. Please move."}, {"start": 6394.6, "end": 6396.6, "text": " Please move. Thank you. Were"}, {"start": 6396.6, "end": 6398.6, "text": " the matches in here? Where was"}, {"start": 6398.6, "end": 6401.6, "text": " the matches? I saw them. Where"}, {"start": 6401.6, "end": 6404.4800000000005, "text": " were they? They were in"}, {"start": 6404.4800000000005, "end": 6408.4800000000005, "text": " grandpa's room. Yeah."}, {"start": 6415.02, "end": 6438.02, "text": " I don't want to use my my slingshot shots yet. Let me go check what's in the birdhouse."}, {"start": 6438.02, "end": 6445.46, "text": " I don't want to use my uh my slingshot shots yet. Let me go check what's in the birdhouse real quick"}, {"start": 6451.14, "end": 6453.14, "text": " Is that the shed key"}, {"start": 6455.38, "end": 6457.38, "text": " That might be the shed key there"}, {"start": 6459.06, "end": 6461.06, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 6463.700000000001, "end": 6465.700000000001, "text": " Let me drop this"}, {"start": 6468.02, "end": 6471.72, "text": " We're going to need her to go downstairs."}, {"start": 6471.72, "end": 6489.740000000001, "text": " I want to see if I can finesse, put the board down without the slingshot."}, {"start": 6489.740000000001, "end": 6493.26, "text": " Just shoot the bird you knew here, Bubba."}, {"start": 6493.26, "end": 6498.26, "text": " Okay, she's leaving. That's good."}, {"start": 6498.26, "end": 6503.26, "text": " We're gonna let her, she just dropped a bleeding."}, {"start": 6503.26, "end": 6511.26, "text": " Granithy, Gloria, Darnette, you need to quit acting like this. You too old to be acting like this."}, {"start": 6511.26, "end": 6518.26, "text": " We're good. We're good. We're good."}, {"start": 6518.26, "end": 6526.1, "text": " relax. Okay, we're going to let her go downstairs. We're going to give her like 20 seconds to"}, {"start": 6526.1, "end": 6531.820000000001, "text": " go downstairs so it buys me some time. I'm going to drop the plank, grab the slingshot,"}, {"start": 6531.82, "end": 6533.82, "text": " Go across the plank."}, {"start": 6549.12, "end": 6550.12, "text": " This is so risky."}, {"start": 6560.62, "end": 6561.62, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 6561.62, "end": 6564.28, "text": " Beautiful. There's the crank."}, {"start": 6566.16, "end": 6567.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6570.84, "end": 6571.68, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 6573.98, "end": 6575.34, "text": " That's great even."}, {"start": 6577.72, "end": 6578.5599999999995, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6584.98, "end": 6585.82, "text": " Now."}, {"start": 6588.18, "end": 6591.28, "text": " Let me think here, Chad. Let me think."}, {"start": 6591.28, "end": 6593.32, "text": " Shh."}, {"start": 6593.32, "end": 6593.96, "text": " Shh."}, {"start": 6593.96, "end": 6596.0, "text": " Young Sprout."}, {"start": 6596.0, "end": 6597.24, "text": " Young Sprout, I'm thinking."}, {"start": 6609.88, "end": 6610.88, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 6610.88, "end": 6611.38, "text": " RAPA!"}, {"start": 6621.28, "end": 6638.08, "text": " And he thinks it's funny."}, {"start": 6638.08, "end": 6642.88, "text": " What was he doing there?"}, {"start": 6642.88, "end": 6647.28, "text": " Really, Granny, you thought it was funny too."}, {"start": 6647.28, "end": 6649.5199999999995, "text": " Y'all got some nerve."}, {"start": 6649.52, "end": 6664.34, "text": " really got some nerve. Bro, what are they doing right now? I got a grandpa swear."}, {"start": 6664.34, "end": 6671.34, "text": " Not camping me."}, {"start": 6671.34, "end": 6684.1, "text": " Oh, Chad, I need to get the..."}, {"start": 6684.1, "end": 6685.62, "text": " You can't get me over here, Granny."}, {"start": 6685.62, "end": 6688.62, "text": " Can y'all quit acting a fool?"}, {"start": 6688.62, "end": 6690.62, "text": " He laughed at what are they doing?"}, {"start": 6696.78, "end": 6701.26, "text": " I'm about to two-piece y'all keep playing with me! Come here!"}, {"start": 6704.86, "end": 6705.66, "text": " What have I done?"}, {"start": 6714.62, "end": 6715.18, "text": " Spook up!"}, {"start": 6718.62, "end": 6742.62, "text": " I need to get this off off the roof quickly."}, {"start": 6742.62, "end": 6760.38, "text": " Perfect. I'm stuck. they string. Yeah, they 100% string snipe. They 100% string snipe."}, {"start": 6760.38, "end": 6770.7, "text": " Dude, I wonder what the exit animation looks like on the hot air balloon."}, {"start": 6770.7, "end": 6788.62, "text": " point. Crazy pebble spawn, by the way. Disgusting pebble spawn. Okay, the next thing we could"}, {"start": 6788.62, "end": 6802.78, "text": " do is we could get the bird now because we have the uh both ingredients for that you know what"}, {"start": 6802.78, "end": 6807.42, "text": " I'd like to do to make it easier actually I need to knock them both out"}, {"start": 6807.42, "end": 6819.66, "text": " All right, okay, I need to wait a second for another pebble spawn, I need to shoot them"}, {"start": 6819.66, "end": 6820.66, "text": " both again."}, {"start": 6820.66, "end": 6826.9, "text": " Okay, there's another pebble spawn, I need to do it now."}, {"start": 6826.9, "end": 6827.9, "text": " Walk in."}, {"start": 6827.9, "end": 6832.9, "text": " I'm locked, John, I'm locked."}, {"start": 6832.900000000001, "end": 6835.900000000001, "text": " I'm locked, John. I'm locked."}, {"start": 6835.900000000001, "end": 6837.900000000001, "text": " Hey, granny."}, {"start": 6837.900000000001, "end": 6842.900000000001, "text": " Come on, grandpa! It's your turn! See ya!"}, {"start": 6847.900000000001, "end": 6849.900000000001, "text": " Go through the kitchen here."}, {"start": 6849.900000000001, "end": 6851.900000000001, "text": " Arrange with the team. Thank you."}, {"start": 6855.900000000001, "end": 6857.900000000001, "text": " Ooh, this is taking a little bit of time."}, {"start": 6857.900000000001, "end": 6864.1, "text": " Ooh, this is taking more time than I thought it would."}, {"start": 6864.1, "end": 6865.1, "text": " What's my time?"}, {"start": 6865.1, "end": 6866.1, "text": " I'm looking like chat."}, {"start": 6866.1, "end": 6877.6, "text": " About 30 seconds left."}, {"start": 6877.6, "end": 6878.6, "text": " I might have sold."}, {"start": 6878.6, "end": 6883.6, "text": " I might have sold."}, {"start": 6883.6, "end": 6904.88, "text": " Okay, we go up top next and get the key from the bird action."}, {"start": 6904.88, "end": 6911.400000000001, "text": " All right, I hear somebody walking here."}, {"start": 6911.400000000001, "end": 6915.84, "text": " There's nothing else in here I don't think, is there?"}, {"start": 6915.84, "end": 6917.38, "text": " More pebbles, I do need more pebbles."}, {"start": 6921.38, "end": 6922.88, "text": " Feel like I heard somebody walking."}, {"start": 6928.280000000001, "end": 6931.02, "text": " All right, we need to go up top, Jack."}, {"start": 6931.02, "end": 6932.000000000001, "text": " You know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 6932.000000000001, "end": 6935.14, "text": " I should low key use the basement ticket booth strat"}, {"start": 6935.14, "end": 6937.960000000001, "text": " to get upstairs for free instead of burning the pebbles."}, {"start": 6941.400000000001, "end": 6963.400000000001, "text": " You almost gave me a heart attack!"}, {"start": 6963.400000000001, "end": 6978.000000000001, "text": " I need another pebble before we go on top."}, {"start": 6978.000000000001, "end": 6982.88, "text": " I have to have another pebble before we go on top, I have to."}, {"start": 6982.88, "end": 6983.88, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6983.88, "end": 6984.88, "text": " Quick."}, {"start": 6984.88, "end": 6992.88, "text": " Quick chat. We are cooking here."}, {"start": 7002.88, "end": 7006.88, "text": " Now we see what key this was. I think it's the key to the shed."}, {"start": 7007.88, "end": 7009.88, "text": " From the looks of it, but I can't remember."}, {"start": 7009.88, "end": 7011.88, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 7011.88, "end": 7013.88, "text": " Sirs?"}, {"start": 7013.88, "end": 7015.88, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 7015.88, "end": 7017.88, "text": " All right, let's see."}, {"start": 7027.88, "end": 7029.88, "text": " Excuse you."}, {"start": 7029.88, "end": 7042.96, "text": " Excuse you."}, {"start": 7042.96, "end": 7055.88, "text": " Is the fire on a timer?"}, {"start": 7055.88, "end": 7058.88, "text": " The fire must be on a timer date."}, {"start": 7070.56, "end": 7072.56, "text": " I don't know if I could do this normally."}, {"start": 7085.88, "end": 7087.88, "text": " Got to put her down."}, {"start": 7087.88, "end": 7088.88, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 7088.88, "end": 7089.88, "text": " Shadkey!"}, {"start": 7089.88, "end": 7090.88, "text": " We're cooking!"}, {"start": 7090.88, "end": 7091.88, "text": " Call me!"}, {"start": 7091.88, "end": 7092.88, "text": " Let's go down there and handle that."}, {"start": 7092.88, "end": 7093.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7093.88, "end": 7094.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7094.88, "end": 7095.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7095.88, "end": 7096.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7096.88, "end": 7097.72, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 7100.04, "end": 7102.4400000000005, "text": " Shadkey, we're cooking!"}, {"start": 7105.84, "end": 7107.400000000001, "text": " Colby!"}, {"start": 7107.400000000001, "end": 7109.0, "text": " Let's go down there and handle that."}, {"start": 7125.64, "end": 7126.4800000000005, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 7126.88, "end": 7128.88, "text": " That's all of them!"}, {"start": 7137.88, "end": 7139.88, "text": " Seed of the Century?"}, {"start": 7139.88, "end": 7162.28, "text": " Oh, no, you need to get up right now."}, {"start": 7162.28, "end": 7165.28, "text": " The seed of the decade? Hello?"}, {"start": 7185.28, "end": 7189.28, "text": " Grandpa, don't you ever sneak up on me like that again. You hear me?"}, {"start": 7189.28, "end": 7192.28, "text": " Where you at, Grand-Grand? Come here!"}, {"start": 7195.28, "end": 7198.28, "text": " Get back! That was clean."}, {"start": 7207.28, "end": 7209.28, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 7210.28, "end": 7213.28, "text": " Oh, I thought we just aired it up out there. Oh."}, {"start": 7219.28, "end": 7238.36, "text": " Okay, I don't know where to air up the balloon at."}, {"start": 7238.36, "end": 7243.32, "text": " Yo lovers with the 25 gifted, W lovers with the 25 gifted, thank you."}, {"start": 7243.32, "end": 7247.36, "text": " W lovers with the 25, I appreciate that for real, thank you."}, {"start": 7247.360000000001, "end": 7257.360000000001, "text": " Okay, first things first, let's get all of our parts and."}, {"start": 7257.360000000001, "end": 7259.920000000001, "text": " Grandpa just fell out of bed."}, {"start": 7259.920000000001, "end": 7272.400000000001, "text": " Let's grab all of our parts and bring him out here."}, {"start": 7272.400000000001, "end": 7276.320000000001, "text": " You have a part in here."}, {"start": 7276.320000000001, "end": 7277.76, "text": " On the roof?"}, {"start": 7277.76, "end": 7279.4800000000005, "text": " No way it's on the roof, right?"}, {"start": 7291.72, "end": 7292.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7302.400000000001, "end": 7319.84, "text": " Oh my goodness move."}, {"start": 7319.84, "end": 7332.72, "text": " Well, the Pebbles Quantum Tunneled through Granny, I guess, right there."}, {"start": 7332.72, "end": 7336.32, "text": " I need Pebbles right now."}, {"start": 7336.32, "end": 7347.92, "text": " Okay, so we need to figure out where to do the balloon at."}, {"start": 7347.92, "end": 7357.4, "text": " I am glad we opened that."}, {"start": 7357.4, "end": 7362.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7362.4, "end": 7368.32, "text": " Chat, we need pebbles."}, {"start": 7368.32, "end": 7369.32, "text": " There's one."}, {"start": 7369.32, "end": 7370.84, "text": " I need another one."}, {"start": 7370.84, "end": 7384.52, "text": " pebble in this game is not worth much. She didn't see me. Ha ha! Granny, you need to"}, {"start": 7384.52, "end": 7392.52, "text": " go back to the eye doctor. Get them cataracts to care of, grand-grand. I know you've been"}, {"start": 7392.52, "end": 7394.52, "text": " I'm just smoking out weed."}, {"start": 7394.52, "end": 7396.52, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 7396.52, "end": 7398.52, "text": " Gigi."}, {"start": 7404.52, "end": 7406.52, "text": " Night!"}, {"start": 7410.52, "end": 7412.52, "text": " Wait for grandpa to pop up. Y'all know we will."}, {"start": 7418.52, "end": 7420.52, "text": " Where is he?"}, {"start": 7422.52, "end": 7429.52, "text": " Grandpa sleep?"}, {"start": 7429.52, "end": 7439.96, "text": " Okay, should I bring the valve up here?"}, {"start": 7439.96, "end": 7458.36, "text": " I wonder where we actually launched the balloon."}, {"start": 7458.360000000001, "end": 7459.56, "text": " I combine these together."}, {"start": 7463.200000000001, "end": 7464.040000000001, "text": " The front yard."}, {"start": 7470.56, "end": 7472.280000000001, "text": " There's no designated area though."}, {"start": 7480.920000000001, "end": 7483.84, "text": " Maybe I need to start with box number one of three, yeah?"}, {"start": 7488.360000000001, "end": 7505.240000000001, "text": " I thought I was stuck in there."}, {"start": 7505.240000000001, "end": 7509.880000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 7509.880000000001, "end": 7517.080000000001, "text": " We've got the balloon up out of here."}, {"start": 7517.08, "end": 7519.58, "text": " Oh, I need a third pebble."}, {"start": 7527.42, "end": 7530.42, "text": " That is actually cinema, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 7531.82, "end": 7534.62, "text": " Why did Granny go out and walk?"}, {"start": 7534.62, "end": 7536.34, "text": " Did you just wall hack me?"}, {"start": 7536.34, "end": 7538.46, "text": " You walked through that door already looking at me,"}, {"start": 7538.46, "end": 7539.3, "text": " Grandpa."}, {"start": 7547.08, "end": 7568.92, "text": " Let me find out where's the third piece?"}, {"start": 7569.72, "end": 7570.92, "text": " Yo, no way."}, {"start": 7574.42, "end": 7575.92, "text": " Wait, where's the third piece?"}, {"start": 7578.22, "end": 7580.42, "text": " I forgot what I did with it. Oh, it's right there."}, {"start": 7580.42, "end": 7584.42, "text": " Okay, I need to reset the timer anyway. I need more pebbles. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good."}, {"start": 7586.92, "end": 7588.92, "text": " I hope this is all we need."}, {"start": 7591.62, "end": 7594.92, "text": " I need another pebble. Stacked. I mean stacked."}, {"start": 7598.92, "end": 7604.64, "text": " Yeah, the last box is right there at the door, but I need to reset the timer on them badly."}, {"start": 7604.64, "end": 7607.56, "text": " Oh my goodness, I need a pebble."}, {"start": 7607.56, "end": 7613.92, "text": " Wait, do I need the matches too?"}, {"start": 7613.92, "end": 7626.2, "text": " Chat, we're not getting a pebble spawn, TG."}, {"start": 7626.2, "end": 7627.2, "text": " This is so cool."}, {"start": 7633.679999999999, "end": 7634.5199999999995, "text": " Padmata."}, {"start": 7636.16, "end": 7637.0, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 7639.5599999999995, "end": 7641.139999999999, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 7641.139999999999, "end": 7642.599999999999, "text": " Now we can make some moves."}, {"start": 7647.28, "end": 7649.3, "text": " I might go ahead and reload the shotgun too."}, {"start": 7649.3, "end": 7652.0, "text": " I still have two shotgun shells in the kitchen, right?"}, {"start": 7656.2, "end": 7665.94, "text": " Alright, let's get him back out here."}, {"start": 7665.94, "end": 7671.5199999999995, "text": " Disgusting pebble spawn, you're kidding."}, {"start": 7671.5199999999995, "end": 7680.8, "text": " Alright, we need to kill them again."}, {"start": 7680.8, "end": 7683.88, "text": " I wonder if I can sneak the shotgun shells."}, {"start": 7691.6, "end": 7693.2, "text": " I might risk it, I don't know."}, {"start": 7695.12, "end": 7697.2, "text": " I might risk it, it's kind of risky."}, {"start": 7699.6, "end": 7702.84, "text": " Okay, well, she answered that question for me."}, {"start": 7702.84, "end": 7705.24, "text": " Hurry up, Grandpa, we ain't got time for this."}, {"start": 7710.8, "end": 7729.04, "text": " Yes, we do need matches confirmed turn that off. We burn up on a gas"}, {"start": 7732.64, "end": 7735.24, "text": " Okay, that's fine. I was just making sure"}, {"start": 7735.24, "end": 7740.599999999999, "text": " This is straight cinema chat."}, {"start": 7740.599999999999, "end": 7743.599999999999, "text": " We bought the hot air balloon out of Granny's house."}, {"start": 7743.599999999999, "end": 7750.32, "text": " Hey, I hope you want to play it safe and"}, {"start": 7750.32, "end": 7752.08, "text": " wait out some more pebbles real quick."}, {"start": 7757.84, "end": 7759.96, "text": " Like just in case, this isn't everything I have."}, {"start": 7763.36, "end": 7764.28, "text": " I got to play it safe."}, {"start": 7765.24, "end": 7771.2, "text": " Yeah, let's wait out a couple more pebbles and then we'll kill her with a shotgun, right?"}, {"start": 7771.2, "end": 7775.44, "text": " Two, here's the order of things."}, {"start": 7775.44, "end": 7782.599999999999, "text": " Wait out two pebbles, get two pebbles, kill them with shotgun, run upstairs, get matches,"}, {"start": 7782.599999999999, "end": 7793.08, "text": " light the balloon and hopefully that lets us get out of here."}, {"start": 7793.08, "end": 7795.8, "text": " Play it safe always play it safe when you're playing granny"}, {"start": 7799.64, "end": 7801.64, "text": " Always play it safe"}, {"start": 7808.64, "end": 7810.64, "text": " Where my pebbles"}, {"start": 7819.44, "end": 7821.44, "text": " Did they nerd"}, {"start": 7823.08, "end": 7838.4, "text": " I can't believe what's just happened I'm gonna need to run that tape back"}, {"start": 7853.08, "end": 7873.5199999999995, "text": " That might be the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 7873.5199999999995, "end": 7878.5599999999995, "text": " The shotgun shell, no-regged, onto grandpa."}, {"start": 7878.56, "end": 7892.240000000001, "text": " no red. I can't get the matches right now. I can't get caught upstairs without the pebbles."}, {"start": 7892.240000000001, "end": 7895.280000000001, "text": " I would have ran upstairs and got the match. I can't. You can't get caught upstairs without"}, {"start": 7895.280000000001, "end": 7903.84, "text": " pebbles. You just can't do that. Grandpa completely ruined that for us, by the way."}, {"start": 7903.84, "end": 7916.02, "text": " Grandpa, it's time, okay, it's time."}, {"start": 7916.02, "end": 7918.900000000001, "text": " We're just risking it like this."}, {"start": 7918.900000000001, "end": 7921.74, "text": " When they come off spawn here in a second,"}, {"start": 7921.74, "end": 7924.06, "text": " we're gonna kill them, we're gonna go get matches"}, {"start": 7924.06, "end": 7927.58, "text": " and hope that's all we needed."}, {"start": 7927.58, "end": 7931.34, "text": " Grandpa actually messed that up for us."}, {"start": 7931.34, "end": 7932.7, "text": " Chad, can I just miss?"}, {"start": 7932.7, "end": 7934.22, "text": " I didn't miss, did I?"}, {"start": 7940.54, "end": 7941.38, "text": " There she is."}, {"start": 7942.22, "end": 7943.22, "text": " Ready to come here?"}, {"start": 7954.86, "end": 7956.58, "text": " All for nothing."}, {"start": 7956.58, "end": 7957.82, "text": " Or all or nothing, I mean."}, {"start": 7957.820000000001, "end": 7966.500000000001, "text": " What's my time or what's my time I got about what 45 seconds left now about 40 seconds left now"}, {"start": 7966.500000000001, "end": 7976.740000000001, "text": " about 32 seconds left please tell me this is all I need"}, {"start": 7976.74, "end": 7979.74, "text": " I think we did it for a try."}, {"start": 7997.74, "end": 8000.74, "text": " We did it for a try!"}, {"start": 8000.74, "end": 8002.74, "text": " We got it!"}, {"start": 8002.74, "end": 8004.74, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 8004.74, "end": 8012.74, "text": " We go baby! See ya, Granny! Hold your matches, I don't need them no more!"}, {"start": 8012.74, "end": 8024.74, "text": " That is so cinema! Oh my goodness, that was so cinema! First tried it!"}, {"start": 8034.74, "end": 8043.62, "text": " Man, that just makes my day right there."}, {"start": 8043.62, "end": 8053.26, "text": " That just makes my day right there."}, {"start": 8053.26, "end": 8070.26, "text": " Now where's granny for?"}, {"start": 8070.26, "end": 8073.54, "text": " That was so bad."}, {"start": 8073.54, "end": 8076.26, "text": " So that was that not just good bro?"}, {"start": 8076.26, "end": 8082.8, "text": " That was just good man."}, {"start": 8082.8, "end": 8089.96, "text": " That was just good right there."}, {"start": 8089.96, "end": 8095.8, "text": " I am so happy that I got to experience that, aren't you, Chad?"}, {"start": 8095.8, "end": 8101.2, "text": " Bro, that was great."}, {"start": 8101.2, "end": 8104.76, "text": " That was great."}, {"start": 8104.76, "end": 8110.72, "text": " Not only did we do the new ending, we did it first try, by the way."}, {"start": 8110.72, "end": 8111.56, "text": " Let's try."}, {"start": 8114.96, "end": 8116.84, "text": " Now we gotta do a spooky game for us to take us"}, {"start": 8116.84, "end": 8118.16, "text": " to our own home, don't we?"}, {"start": 8118.16, "end": 8119.5, "text": " Yes we do."}, {"start": 8121.56, "end": 8123.4800000000005, "text": " Get you a diaper on, bubba."}, {"start": 8123.4800000000005, "end": 8124.320000000001, "text": " Bleh."}, {"start": 8124.320000000001, "end": 8125.8, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 8125.8, "end": 8129.320000000001, "text": " Hey, get you a diaper on, bubba."}, {"start": 8131.280000000001, "end": 8133.62, "text": " Because we do want some spooky time."}, {"start": 8136.92, "end": 8138.240000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8138.240000000001, "end": 8139.88, "text": " Oh yeah, shotgun on the clear."}, {"start": 8140.72, "end": 8144.360000000001, "text": " First and foremost, let's see this scam."}, {"start": 8144.360000000001, "end": 8145.360000000001, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 8151.72, "end": 8153.08, "text": " That was so cool, Ted."}, {"start": 8153.08, "end": 8154.9400000000005, "text": " That was actually so cool."}, {"start": 8159.88, "end": 8160.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8163.8, "end": 8166.88, "text": " I'm pretty sure I ran into you in Roblox, by the way."}, {"start": 8166.88, "end": 8170.74, "text": " Carissa nice title for the clip your band"}, {"start": 8173.54, "end": 8175.54, "text": " Because I know I didn't miss"}, {"start": 8180.34, "end": 8188.9800000000005, "text": " Run that run that body again hold up yo MSJ with the 200 gifted. Oh my goodness that is absolutely insane"}, {"start": 8189.92, "end": 8196.24, "text": " Yo W. MSJ with the 200 gifted subs. Oh my goodness"}, {"start": 8196.880000000001, "end": 8207.400000000001, "text": " have mercy. That is crazy right there. Your WMS or Ms. J. Something like that. WWW200 for"}, {"start": 8207.400000000001, "end": 8212.6, "text": " it. I really appreciate you. Thank you. That is absolutely crazy. WMS for the 200 gift"}, {"start": 8212.6, "end": 8217.880000000001, "text": " that I really appreciate you for real. Thank you. W200. That's absolutely insane. Thank"}, {"start": 8217.880000000001, "end": 8224.880000000001, "text": " Thank you for this back by me again. What is this?"}, {"start": 8247.880000000001, "end": 8262.560000000001, "text": " Not only did I not miss, it could not have been more dead center."}, {"start": 8262.560000000001, "end": 8267.000000000002, "text": " This shotgun and Granny 3 has been broken for years by the way."}, {"start": 8267.000000000002, "end": 8273.36, "text": " Do y'all remember the infamous, oh my goodness, does anybody have the clip?"}, {"start": 8273.36, "end": 8280.220000000001, "text": " happened to me again in a granny gauntlet run. I oh my goodness, it costed me a"}, {"start": 8280.220000000001, "end": 8285.94, "text": " granny gauntlet run back in the day. Look at this."}, {"start": 8294.380000000001, "end": 8301.140000000001, "text": " That is what it is. Yo, Keo with the T and get the W. Keo with the T and get"}, {"start": 8301.14, "end": 8302.14, "text": " I need to thank you."}, {"start": 8305.72, "end": 8307.72, "text": " Hey, it is what it is, Bubba."}, {"start": 8311.98, "end": 8315.14, "text": " By the way, the shotgun in Granny 1"}, {"start": 8315.14, "end": 8317.779999999999, "text": " is the best shotgun in the Granny series, period."}, {"start": 8317.779999999999, "end": 8319.539999999999, "text": " I don't care what nobody says."}, {"start": 8319.539999999999, "end": 8322.019999999999, "text": " The shotgun in Granny 1 is the best shotgun"}, {"start": 8322.019999999999, "end": 8323.18, "text": " in the whole Granny series."}, {"start": 8326.619999999999, "end": 8330.18, "text": " The Granny 1 shotgun, I love the Granny 1 shotgun, dude."}, {"start": 8330.18, "end": 8333.26, "text": " Oh my goodness, I love that shotgun, bro."}, {"start": 8333.26, "end": 8336.02, "text": " I swear I love that shotgun."}, {"start": 8336.02, "end": 8337.94, "text": " All right, Chad, get you a divey on."}, {"start": 8337.94, "end": 8341.66, "text": " Spooky time before some stanky shores lock in."}, {"start": 8342.86, "end": 8344.7, "text": " Do you got you a divey on, Chad?"}, {"start": 8344.7, "end": 8345.54, "text": " Do you?"}, {"start": 8347.62, "end": 8348.460000000001, "text": " Do you?"}, {"start": 8351.86, "end": 8352.7, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 8355.98, "end": 8356.82, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 8356.82, "end": 8369.82, "text": " because it is spooky time what is this includes webcam and microphone features"}, {"start": 8369.82, "end": 8373.14, "text": " for a more immersive horror experience all they have one webcam so that can't"}, {"start": 8373.14, "end": 8378.3, "text": " work I'll do the mic though"}, {"start": 8378.3, "end": 8380.3, "text": " What do you do?"}, {"start": 8383.3, "end": 8385.3, "text": " Yeah, I'll do that."}, {"start": 8387.3, "end": 8389.3, "text": " What do you do?"}, {"start": 8394.3, "end": 8398.3, "text": " Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?"}, {"start": 8401.3, "end": 8403.3, "text": " Yo, yo, yo."}, {"start": 8404.3, "end": 8406.3, "text": " Hey, yo."}, {"start": 8406.3, "end": 8412.74, "text": " That's good right there perfect. I can still talk but at the same time if I go like ah, it's red"}, {"start": 8416.32, "end": 8420.66, "text": " Perfect can't do the webcam because I only have one webcam"}, {"start": 8424.3, "end": 8426.3, "text": " Nice oh"}, {"start": 8428.679999999998, "end": 8430.679999999998, "text": " Yeah, it's about to be straight cinema"}, {"start": 8430.68, "end": 8437.68, "text": " Lock in Chad, get you a diaper y'all."}, {"start": 8437.68, "end": 8441.68, "text": " Because he is spookin' time up here!"}, {"start": 8441.68, "end": 8444.68, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 8580.68, "end": 8582.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8610.68, "end": 8617.68, "text": " Give me a drink."}, {"start": 8617.68, "end": 8620.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8620.68, "end": 8633.68, "text": " So you know the drill."}, {"start": 8663.68, "end": 8685.2, "text": " one. one school. two school now I"}, {"start": 8685.2, "end": 8689.48, "text": " gotta go get some water. Let"}, {"start": 8689.48, "end": 8691.6, "text": " me go get a a a a a a a a a a"}, {"start": 8691.6, "end": 8697.720000000001, "text": " unicorn bubble with the 25 gifted W princess unicorn bubble with the 25 gift"}, {"start": 8697.720000000001, "end": 8701.640000000001, "text": " that I appreciate that princess unicorn bubble W princess unicorn bubble with"}, {"start": 8701.640000000001, "end": 8708.08, "text": " the 25 gifted. Thank you. Hollywood with 500 bits. You missed 200 get the"}, {"start": 8708.08, "end": 8713.16, "text": " police. Shout them out. No, I did not your band. W princess unicorn bubble"}, {"start": 8713.16, "end": 8716.68, "text": " for real. Thank you. Happy birthday, Maddox W Maddox. I tell Maddox Happy"}, {"start": 8716.68, "end": 8718.28, "text": " Happy birthday, happy birthday Maddox."}, {"start": 8722.800000000001, "end": 8725.28, "text": " Like I did in 15 minutes saying thank you for the two"}, {"start": 8725.28, "end": 8726.880000000001, "text": " honey, you ain't gonna do this again to me."}, {"start": 8726.880000000001, "end": 8728.08, "text": " Not today you ain't."}, {"start": 8733.68, "end": 8735.32, "text": " Not today you ain't, bull."}, {"start": 8736.720000000001, "end": 8738.4, "text": " Not today you ain't."}, {"start": 8746.68, "end": 8751.68, "text": " Yeah, some good drawing right there."}, {"start": 8755.68, "end": 8758.68, "text": " I'm about you a train."}, {"start": 8760.68, "end": 8762.68, "text": " I'ma take you home with me."}, {"start": 8762.68, "end": 8765.68, "text": " I got money in the bay."}, {"start": 8768.68, "end": 8770.68, "text": " I'll be in a great carolette."}, {"start": 8771.68, "end": 8774.68, "text": " Ooh, ooh, ooh."}, {"start": 8776.68, "end": 8778.68, "text": " He's trapped!"}, {"start": 8778.68, "end": 8780.68, "text": " He's trapped!"}, {"start": 8780.68, "end": 8783.68, "text": " He's trapped!"}, {"start": 8788.68, "end": 8790.68, "text": " He's trapped!"}, {"start": 8790.68, "end": 8792.68, "text": " He's trapped!"}, {"start": 8797.68, "end": 8800.68, "text": " Move your eyes, you fat hole!"}, {"start": 8802.68, "end": 8804.68, "text": " He's trapped!"}, {"start": 8806.68, "end": 8813.68, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 8813.68, "end": 8822.68, "text": " Come back."}, {"start": 8822.68, "end": 8832.68, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 8832.68, "end": 8837.68, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 8837.68, "end": 8842.68, "text": " Princess unicorn bubble with another five W princess unicorn bubble with another five."}, {"start": 8842.68, "end": 8846.68, "text": " All right chat you ready."}, {"start": 8846.68, "end": 8850.68, "text": " It is spooky time up in here buddy. Let's get it."}, {"start": 8850.68, "end": 8852.18, "text": " I appreciate that Angela W."}, {"start": 8852.18, "end": 8854.28, "text": " Angela hope you hope everything good with you Angela W."}, {"start": 8854.28, "end": 8855.68, "text": " Angela. Thank you Angela."}, {"start": 8857.68, "end": 8861.28, "text": " All right chat type one if you're locked in it is spooky time up in here."}, {"start": 8862.380000000001, "end": 8864.78, "text": " This game uses our microphone."}, {"start": 8864.78, "end": 8866.48, "text": " So let's see how this goes."}, {"start": 8866.98, "end": 8872.78, "text": " How with the five lock in name of this game is disturbing fears."}, {"start": 8872.880000000001, "end": 8875.58, "text": " Workplace that is a disturbing place."}, {"start": 8875.58, "end": 8879.68, "text": " Let me tell you that that that sounds right right there."}, {"start": 8880.68, "end": 8883.12, "text": " Is that it?"}, {"start": 8883.12, "end": 8898.6, "text": " Is that the other granny clip that's pinned?"}, {"start": 8898.6, "end": 8907.24, "text": " Wait this is the old school one right here, look at this."}, {"start": 8907.24, "end": 8914.24, "text": " Oh wait, no that worked."}, {"start": 8914.24, "end": 8915.24, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8915.24, "end": 8918.24, "text": " Don't kiss me grandpa!"}, {"start": 8918.24, "end": 8919.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8919.24, "end": 8934.24, "text": " I told y'all the shotgun in Granny 3 is broken dude!"}, {"start": 8934.24, "end": 8940.18, "text": " That's not even the only other time that that's ever happened bro the shotgun and granny 3 is broken"}, {"start": 8957.88, "end": 8963.78, "text": " Dude I swear bro the shotgun of beer yo, let's just replace the shotgun and granny 2 and 3"}, {"start": 8964.24, "end": 8966.64, "text": " with the shotgun from Brandy One."}, {"start": 8968.56, "end": 8971.72, "text": " Dude, I swear that shotgun broken."}, {"start": 8974.0, "end": 8975.32, "text": " All right, lock in."}, {"start": 8975.32, "end": 8979.039999999999, "text": " Disturbing Fears Workplace, let's get it."}, {"start": 8981.32, "end": 8986.32, "text": " Episodes, this is episode one, Workplace."}, {"start": 8988.0, "end": 8990.44, "text": " Disturbing Fears is an episodic psychological horsey,"}, {"start": 8990.44, "end": 8992.4, "text": " we'll see you in court, by the way."}, {"start": 8992.4, "end": 8994.24, "text": " where each installment covers a short story"}, {"start": 8994.24, "end": 8995.4, "text": " told by those who survived."}, {"start": 8995.4, "end": 8997.119999999999, "text": " You're currently playing episode one."}, {"start": 8997.119999999999, "end": 8998.88, "text": " The second episode's in development."}, {"start": 9003.32, "end": 9004.16, "text": " Let's get it."}, {"start": 9007.0, "end": 9007.84, "text": " Let's get it."}, {"start": 9008.84, "end": 9010.32, "text": " You'll have your 25th birthday, Sammy."}, {"start": 9010.32, "end": 9011.32, "text": " Chat, you'll have your happy birthday."}, {"start": 9011.32, "end": 9012.16, "text": " Happy birthday, Sammy."}, {"start": 9012.16, "end": 9013.0, "text": " Happy birthday as well."}, {"start": 9013.0, "end": 9014.0, "text": " Micaela W. Micaela."}, {"start": 9014.0, "end": 9015.24, "text": " Happy birthday, Micaela."}, {"start": 9016.88, "end": 9017.72, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 9019.68, "end": 9020.8, "text": " Hi, my name is Emma."}, {"start": 9020.800000000001, "end": 9022.6, "text": " Type one if your name is Emma, by the way."}, {"start": 9027.640000000001, "end": 9028.880000000001, "text": " Yo, MQ with the five."}, {"start": 9029.840000000002, "end": 9031.000000000002, "text": " Locky and this is Laura, Chad."}, {"start": 9031.000000000002, "end": 9032.44, "text": " This is important for the story."}, {"start": 9032.44, "end": 9034.240000000002, "text": " This is Laura."}, {"start": 9034.240000000002, "end": 9036.400000000001, "text": " Hi, my name is Emma."}, {"start": 9036.400000000001, "end": 9038.960000000001, "text": " I can't share my last name for privacy reasons."}, {"start": 9038.960000000001, "end": 9041.080000000002, "text": " Smart, you don't wanna get doxed."}, {"start": 9042.2, "end": 9044.080000000002, "text": " It took me a long time to build up the courage"}, {"start": 9044.080000000002, "end": 9045.6, "text": " to talk about it."}, {"start": 9045.6, "end": 9049.28, "text": " The summer I turned 24, I took a temporary night shift."}, {"start": 9049.28, "end": 9061.16, "text": " job. It was at a corporate office downtown. I needed extra cash for a trip to Europe."}, {"start": 9061.16, "end": 9067.36, "text": " And the pay was too good to pass up. My job was simple. Data entry, just entering paper"}, {"start": 9067.36, "end": 9073.16, "text": " records into a database. Chat type one if you're also a data entry job. I heard that"}, {"start": 9073.16, "end": 9078.32, "text": " pretty a good job. I don't know if it is or not. I don't know. That night"}, {"start": 9078.32, "end": 9081.96, "text": " started out completely normal. Just boring paperwork and heavy silence."}, {"start": 9084.36, "end": 9089.16, "text": " But what happened next still gives me goosebumps. I came very close to"}, {"start": 9089.16, "end": 9096.28, "text": " never leaving that building. I managed to survive. Oh, Lord. But even now,"}, {"start": 9096.28, "end": 9098.0, "text": " whenever I close my eyes,"}, {"start": 9099.88, "end": 9101.08, "text": " right back there."}, {"start": 9103.16, "end": 9108.16, "text": " And if you close your eyes."}, {"start": 9117.16, "end": 9119.16, "text": " Oh, we're in work."}, {"start": 9119.16, "end": 9124.16, "text": " Eh, eh, oh, eh, oh, eh, eh, oh, eh, oh."}, {"start": 9128.16, "end": 9130.16, "text": " Just see you to fix the paperwork from the file room."}, {"start": 9130.16, "end": 9132.16, "text": " Okay, let's do that."}, {"start": 9132.16, "end": 9133.16, "text": " Yo, Pickle with the five."}, {"start": 9133.16, "end": 9134.16, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9137.56, "end": 9139.16, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9139.16, "end": 9141.16, "text": " Ooh, we in this office by ourself?"}, {"start": 9145.36, "end": 9147.0, "text": " Monica."}, {"start": 9147.0, "end": 9148.68, "text": " LOL, true."}, {"start": 9148.68, "end": 9150.76, "text": " She must have that message before that must have said,"}, {"start": 9150.76, "end": 9151.84, "text": " hey, I like this case."}, {"start": 9151.84, "end": 9153.64, "text": " Oh, God, he fun."}, {"start": 9153.64, "end": 9154.64, "text": " Ain't that what that message said?"}, {"start": 9154.64, "end": 9156.64, "text": " Can I look at it?"}, {"start": 9156.64, "end": 9157.64, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 9157.64, "end": 9160.119999999999, "text": " Oh, I can."}, {"start": 9160.119999999999, "end": 9161.0, "text": " Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 9161.0, "end": 9168.44, "text": " she wants on me. Monica, that must be my work co worker. I'm stuck here until six"}, {"start": 9168.44, "end": 9173.12, "text": " a.m. If I want to get everything Thomas asked for me done. So we're in the green"}, {"start": 9173.12, "end": 9177.24, "text": " bubble. I wouldn't you stop. I thought you're almost done. That's awful. That"}, {"start": 9177.24, "end": 9180.22, "text": " office at night low key gives me the creeps with those weird ceiling noises"}, {"start": 9180.22, "end": 9183.96, "text": " as the printer still possessed. Which one L a l you're gonna have to be more"}, {"start": 9183.96, "end": 9189.6, "text": " specific specific specific L a l true your Monica. That is not a response to"}, {"start": 9189.6, "end": 9200.6, "text": " what I said. Oh, yes, it is. Never mind. Because all of them are broken. My bad. Who is Jake?"}, {"start": 9200.6, "end": 9206.04, "text": " Bro, bro, bro. Emma, please, I know you say we need a time, but I can't stop thinking"}, {"start": 9206.04, "end": 9211.56, "text": " about you. I miss you. Can we just meet after work? Just to talk. Jake, we already talked"}, {"start": 9211.56, "end": 9215.960000000001, "text": " about this on Sunday. I need space and so do you. Just stop texting me, please."}, {"start": 9215.960000000001, "end": 9217.960000000001, "text": " Jake grow up"}, {"start": 9219.2, "end": 9224.060000000001, "text": " Come on don't be like that. You can't just throw everything away overnight. Yes, she can Jake"}, {"start": 9225.04, "end": 9227.68, "text": " You act like you whole life getting thrown away here, buddy"}, {"start": 9229.480000000001, "end": 9235.480000000001, "text": " Seriously, you're just gonna ignore me. Can't we talk for this five minutes, please? Yo Emma. Let's get let's get a block on Jake"}, {"start": 9237.240000000002, "end": 9240.7, "text": " Emma, let's get a block on Jake. I mean come on. What is this?"}, {"start": 9242.68, "end": 9245.320000000002, "text": " Is this for my balls this is for my balls"}, {"start": 9245.960000000001, "end": 9249.740000000002, "text": " Just a reminder that the legal teams these all those old documents uploaded to"}, {"start": 9249.740000000002, "end": 9253.800000000001, "text": " the database for tomorrow morning. I know it's tedious to transcribe everything"}, {"start": 9253.800000000001, "end": 9257.660000000002, "text": " by hand but we really need to clear the file. Please don't forget the office"}, {"start": 9257.660000000002, "end": 9262.460000000001, "text": " policy. Take the documents from the pending box once you finish processing them put"}, {"start": 9262.460000000001, "end": 9264.740000000002, "text": " them in the hour."}, {"start": 9271.060000000001, "end": 9274.880000000001, "text": " Hey this must be the Stanky Shores legal team scrambling to get this"}, {"start": 9274.880000000001, "end": 9281.640000000001, "text": " stuff done last second. That's why, uh, that's why, uh, who's our name? Emma? That's"}, {"start": 9281.640000000001, "end": 9288.080000000002, "text": " why Emma's staying late. She grinded for me. All right, let's go. Let's go to the"}, {"start": 9288.080000000002, "end": 9292.720000000001, "text": " file room real quick. By the way, I know it's nighttime and everything. Can we"}, {"start": 9292.720000000001, "end": 9297.36, "text": " not just cut some lights on in this place right here? You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 9297.36, "end": 9301.68, "text": " Let's just cut some lights off, all right."}, {"start": 9301.68, "end": 9304.640000000001, "text": " All right, where's the file room?"}, {"start": 9304.640000000001, "end": 9306.720000000001, "text": " It is kind of liminal in here."}, {"start": 9306.720000000001, "end": 9308.560000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 9308.560000000001, "end": 9309.68, "text": " I kind of like it."}, {"start": 9313.68, "end": 9316.480000000001, "text": " Oh, and if you see the night guard, don't scare him, LOL."}, {"start": 9316.480000000001, "end": 9319.16, "text": " Apparently, he's really weird about loud noises."}, {"start": 9319.16, "end": 9322.400000000001, "text": " Sarah told me this weird story about him last week."}, {"start": 9322.400000000001, "end": 9324.12, "text": " A bunch of metal binders fell near him,"}, {"start": 9324.12, "end": 9325.640000000001, "text": " and he just froze."}, {"start": 9325.64, "end": 9327.56, "text": " She said it was kinda creepy."}, {"start": 9327.56, "end": 9330.039999999999, "text": " I mean, he's a little weird, but he seems nice enough."}, {"start": 9330.039999999999, "end": 9331.72, "text": " Wait, seriously?"}, {"start": 9331.72, "end": 9332.92, "text": " Enzy with the five."}, {"start": 9334.119999999999, "end": 9335.279999999999, "text": " Great, now I'm gonna be overthinking"}, {"start": 9335.279999999999, "end": 9337.32, "text": " every little noise in this place, LOL."}, {"start": 9337.32, "end": 9338.539999999999, "text": " LOL, you'll be fine."}, {"start": 9340.32, "end": 9341.32, "text": " I'm blocking Jake."}, {"start": 9346.16, "end": 9347.779999999999, "text": " You lucky I can't see him now."}, {"start": 9350.92, "end": 9352.24, "text": " You'll be fine hanging there, letting me know"}, {"start": 9352.24, "end": 9354.16, "text": " when you get home safe tomorrow, so I don't worry."}, {"start": 9354.16, "end": 9358.119999999999, "text": " Yo, W friend, man."}, {"start": 9358.119999999999, "end": 9359.119999999999, "text": " W monica."}, {"start": 9362.92, "end": 9364.44, "text": " This dark outside, too, all right."}, {"start": 9364.44, "end": 9365.92, "text": " We got to find this file room, Chad."}, {"start": 9365.92, "end": 9366.42, "text": " Lock it in."}, {"start": 9369.48, "end": 9372.6, "text": " What's the name of the game?"}, {"start": 9372.6, "end": 9375.32, "text": " Disturbed Fears Workplace."}, {"start": 9375.32, "end": 9378.28, "text": " Disturbing Fears Workplace, yeah, that's it."}, {"start": 9378.28, "end": 9381.2, "text": " Here's the file room, right here."}, {"start": 9381.2, "end": 9382.4, "text": " But the file look complete."}, {"start": 9382.4, "end": 9383.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9383.4, "end": 9386.56, "text": " She sent me the code. I've seen it. That's in a code in our text. What was it?"}, {"start": 9387.96, "end": 9389.96, "text": " W Monica again, dude"}, {"start": 9390.84, "end": 9394.34, "text": " The code is 4987 chat 4987"}, {"start": 9399.4, "end": 9405.44, "text": " Bruce with the 10 W Bruce with the 10 all right, what boxes do I need to take out of here? I"}, {"start": 9408.24, "end": 9411.8, "text": " Hate it out that door always closed on its own. Yeah, that is kind of creepy"}, {"start": 9413.4, "end": 9416.4, "text": " Oh, I didn't want to grab that."}, {"start": 9416.4, "end": 9419.4, "text": " Was I supposed to grab that?"}, {"start": 9419.4, "end": 9421.4, "text": " Was I supposed to grab that?"}, {"start": 9426.4, "end": 9429.4, "text": " I don't know if I'm supposed to grab that."}, {"start": 9431.4, "end": 9433.4, "text": " You see, to get back to my desk and start working."}, {"start": 9433.4, "end": 9436.4, "text": " You know, Monica, I'm not going long."}, {"start": 9436.4, "end": 9439.4, "text": " Can I get a little drink machine?"}, {"start": 9439.4, "end": 9441.4, "text": " Oh, it's coffee."}, {"start": 9441.4, "end": 9444.199999999999, "text": " Can I get some?"}, {"start": 9444.199999999999, "end": 9446.359999999999, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9446.359999999999, "end": 9450.0, "text": " Recap, our name is Emma, and we're working late."}, {"start": 9450.0, "end": 9452.16, "text": " And we just got some lore on the security guard."}, {"start": 9452.16, "end": 9456.68, "text": " And he's kind of jumpy, so we got to keep an eye on for that."}, {"start": 9456.68, "end": 9458.359999999999, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 9458.359999999999, "end": 9459.24, "text": " Let's get this done."}, {"start": 9461.96, "end": 9463.24, "text": " Need a little music?"}, {"start": 9463.24, "end": 9464.84, "text": " I like your vibe, Emma."}, {"start": 9471.4, "end": 9483.24, "text": " The night was way too quiet and the empty office felt massive."}, {"start": 9483.24, "end": 9488.16, "text": " I had been staring at the monitor for hours and my eyes were burning."}, {"start": 9488.16, "end": 9492.92, "text": " Try playing video games for four hours a day."}, {"start": 9492.92, "end": 9497.199999999999, "text": " What you've been staring at is your monitor for 12 hours today and it's five o'clock"}, {"start": 9497.199999999999, "end": 9498.199999999999, "text": " in the morning."}, {"start": 9498.2, "end": 9509.2, "text": " doing my job. I imagine you got a boot up granny and get the new escape and have fun."}, {"start": 9509.2, "end": 9518.2, "text": " Emma, Emma. Okay, just know things can be worse. The only sound was the clicking of my fingers"}, {"start": 9518.2, "end": 9524.2, "text": " on the keyboard. That was a joke by the way in case somebody didn't realize that."}, {"start": 9524.2, "end": 9527.7, "text": " I feel like someone was watching me though."}, {"start": 9527.7, "end": 9531.980000000001, "text": " Hey, she wouldn't have wanted my job in that two weeks now trying to get Five Nights at"}, {"start": 9531.980000000001, "end": 9533.7, "text": " Freddy's Night 7 done."}, {"start": 9533.7, "end": 9539.08, "text": " Hey, she would not have wanted to replace me in when I was doing Five Nights at Freddy"}, {"start": 9539.08, "end": 9541.08, "text": " Night 7 about two years ago."}, {"start": 9541.08, "end": 9543.320000000002, "text": " Hey, I can guarantee."}, {"start": 9543.320000000002, "end": 9545.320000000002, "text": " Your lands with the five."}, {"start": 9545.320000000002, "end": 9546.320000000002, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9546.320000000002, "end": 9550.880000000001, "text": " I lost track of time and I really needed to take a break at that point."}, {"start": 9550.880000000001, "end": 9551.880000000001, "text": " What time is it?"}, {"start": 9551.880000000001, "end": 9553.880000000001, "text": " Can we not go home?"}, {"start": 9553.880000000001, "end": 9557.880000000001, "text": " One 14 in a moment."}, {"start": 9564.880000000001, "end": 9567.880000000001, "text": " Need a cup of coffee to get this over with."}, {"start": 9567.880000000001, "end": 9569.880000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9574.880000000001, "end": 9577.880000000001, "text": " It does feel like somebody watching us, huh?"}, {"start": 9577.880000000001, "end": 9590.6, "text": " Oh, I like that little uh, somebody watching us."}, {"start": 9590.6, "end": 9591.6, "text": " Yo lads with the five."}, {"start": 9591.6, "end": 9592.6, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9592.6, "end": 9593.6, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 9593.6, "end": 9606.6, "text": " Are we the only, why are we the only person here?"}, {"start": 9606.6, "end": 9610.82, "text": " I don't know just got us working late"}, {"start": 9616.32, "end": 9623.18, "text": " Yo, Nikki with the five. Thank you coffee's done lock in labs with another five as well. Thank you"}, {"start": 9626.44, "end": 9629.220000000001, "text": " All right, that'll keep us going need to head back to my desk"}, {"start": 9636.6, "end": 9639.6, "text": " Can we not cut a couple of lights, oh man?"}, {"start": 9645.6, "end": 9649.6, "text": " Also, why is her desk like in the middle of the floor, it seems like."}, {"start": 9649.6, "end": 9652.6, "text": " Whoever did the interior design here, really, they need to fire them."}, {"start": 9656.6, "end": 9659.6, "text": " Oh, we're going to see something in the background, huh?"}, {"start": 9659.6, "end": 9664.6, "text": " Wait, that's my IP. Emma, that's my IP. What are you doing?"}, {"start": 9696.6, "end": 9697.74, "text": " laugh at another party."}, {"start": 9701.34, "end": 9703.16, "text": " Emma, we might be overreacting here."}, {"start": 9703.16, "end": 9704.16, "text": " I don't see anything."}, {"start": 9714.24, "end": 9715.56, "text": " No, we don't need to check what happened."}, {"start": 9715.56, "end": 9716.960000000001, "text": " Emma, let's just close the door."}, {"start": 9720.0, "end": 9722.16, "text": " Emma, we don't need to go do no looking around."}, {"start": 9722.16, "end": 9723.16, "text": " Let's just, let's just."}, {"start": 9726.6, "end": 9734.12, "text": " Um excuse me"}, {"start": 9740.12, "end": 9744.84, "text": " You got me messed up. I gotta go over here. Is that maybe that's a security guard"}, {"start": 9747.08, "end": 9750.44, "text": " Hello yo nicky with another tn. Thank you"}, {"start": 9750.44, "end": 9751.44, "text": " you."}, {"start": 9751.44, "end": 9752.44, "text": " Bra!"}, {"start": 9752.44, "end": 9753.44, "text": " Look at this, Goober!"}, {"start": 9753.44, "end": 9754.44, "text": " Wait, who was that then?"}, {"start": 9754.44, "end": 9755.44, "text": " Wait, who was that if he's here?"}, {"start": 9755.44, "end": 9756.44, "text": " Wait a minute, what?"}, {"start": 9756.44, "end": 9757.44, "text": " Whoa, sorry, ma'am."}, {"start": 9757.44, "end": 9777.44, "text": " Didn't mean to scare you as you proceed to do the scariest thing you could possibly"}, {"start": 9777.44, "end": 9778.44, "text": " do."}, {"start": 9778.44, "end": 9780.44, "text": " This dude is a dude."}, {"start": 9780.44, "end": 9782.44, "text": " Yo, lads with the 20 get the W."}, {"start": 9782.44, "end": 9786.44, "text": " Lads with the 20 get the thank you."}, {"start": 9786.44, "end": 9789.44, "text": " Where'd you even come from?"}, {"start": 9789.44, "end": 9790.44, "text": " Yeah, sorry."}, {"start": 9790.44, "end": 9791.44, "text": " Doors have been acting weird tonight."}, {"start": 9791.44, "end": 9793.44, "text": " Just checking it out."}, {"start": 9793.44, "end": 9794.44, "text": " That doesn't make sense."}, {"start": 9794.44, "end": 9803.44, "text": " You're the security guard, not the maintenance man."}, {"start": 9803.44, "end": 9807.44, "text": " Night shift's quiet tonight."}, {"start": 9807.44, "end": 9808.94, "text": " Yeah, it usually is."}, {"start": 9811.32, "end": 9815.02, "text": " Yeah, it feels like the whole place is holding its breath."}, {"start": 9815.02, "end": 9818.52, "text": " Okay, yo, all right, this conversation's over, big dog."}, {"start": 9822.6, "end": 9823.960000000001, "text": " Have you worked here long?"}, {"start": 9823.960000000001, "end": 9827.52, "text": " Yo, Emma, let's stop making conversation with this goober."}, {"start": 9827.52, "end": 9829.32, "text": " Let's go back to our desk."}, {"start": 9832.12, "end": 9833.68, "text": " Somebody said Slimshit."}, {"start": 9837.44, "end": 9838.44, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 9845.24, "end": 9848.44, "text": " Somebody said Slim Shady lucky to look like you."}, {"start": 9848.44, "end": 9851.44, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 9852.44, "end": 9853.44, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 9854.44, "end": 9858.44, "text": " Man, Eminem fell off. Why is he in security guard now?"}, {"start": 9858.44, "end": 9862.44, "text": " Ha ha ha ha! Brofellow!"}, {"start": 9862.44, "end": 9866.44, "text": " Well, I brought one of security, man."}, {"start": 9872.44, "end": 9873.44, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 9875.44, "end": 9876.44, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 9877.44, "end": 9878.44, "text": " Yeah, we good."}, {"start": 9882.44, "end": 9886.44, "text": " Being here long enough to know what sounds normal and what doesn't."}, {"start": 9886.44, "end": 9887.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9887.44, "end": 9893.44, "text": " What do you mean because I'm pretty sure I saw someone else out there?"}, {"start": 9893.44, "end": 9897.44, "text": " Could have been Frank."}, {"start": 9897.44, "end": 9900.44, "text": " Who's Frank in?"}, {"start": 9900.44, "end": 9904.44, "text": " He stays late sometimes."}, {"start": 9904.44, "end": 9906.44, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 9911.44, "end": 9914.44, "text": " I never really liked this building."}, {"start": 9914.44, "end": 9916.44, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 9917.32, "end": 9921.68, "text": " There's a floor. I always check twice the fourth floor all offices"}, {"start": 9922.800000000001, "end": 9925.6, "text": " Does this dude thinks he's or a farmer or something right now?"}, {"start": 9930.36, "end": 9932.36, "text": " What's wrong with the fourth floor"}, {"start": 9934.480000000001, "end": 9938.560000000001, "text": " Sometimes I hear footsteps up there cap you just trying to scare me get out of here"}, {"start": 9942.2, "end": 9944.2, "text": " When no one's supposed to be there"}, {"start": 9944.44, "end": 9950.44, "text": " Uh, you're freaking me out a little bit."}, {"start": 9950.44, "end": 9954.44, "text": " Just don't go up to the 4-4 at night."}, {"start": 9954.44, "end": 9956.44, "text": " Well, ma'am, I should give back to my rounds."}, {"start": 9956.44, "end": 9962.44, "text": " Uh, yeah, don't scare me like that again, though."}, {"start": 9962.44, "end": 9964.44, "text": " Bye!"}, {"start": 9964.44, "end": 9967.44, "text": " I need a snack on the vending machine to calm down."}, {"start": 9967.44, "end": 9970.44, "text": " You real for that? I'm not gonna lie, Emma."}, {"start": 9970.44, "end": 9974.44, "text": " I know Jake ain't callin' me, hang up!"}, {"start": 9990.44, "end": 9994.44, "text": " I sh- Yo, Jake, yo, you got me mad for real, stop, bro!"}, {"start": 9997.44, "end": 9998.44, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 10000.44, "end": 10026.32, "text": " I know you're at the office, I can see the lights on your floor from down here."}, {"start": 10026.32, "end": 10028.32, "text": " So you're stalking me."}, {"start": 10035.039999999999, "end": 10038.64, "text": " Yo, Emma, where is this vending machine?"}, {"start": 10038.64, "end": 10042.119999999999, "text": " Emma, I need, where is this vending machine?"}, {"start": 10046.76, "end": 10049.76, "text": " Is it in here?"}, {"start": 10049.76, "end": 10051.6, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 10051.6, "end": 10052.279999999999, "text": " Oh, it's a door."}, {"start": 10056.32, "end": 10061.32, "text": " Why are you still out here, Slim?"}, {"start": 10061.32, "end": 10066.32, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 10066.32, "end": 10071.32, "text": " What a venom machine."}, {"start": 10071.32, "end": 10076.32, "text": " Yo, lads with the teeth."}, {"start": 10076.32, "end": 10081.32, "text": " Why is he going in there? What is he doing?"}, {"start": 10081.32, "end": 10088.32, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 10088.32, "end": 10105.32, "text": " When you find this vending machine, during some WD-40, all there's the vending machine."}, {"start": 10105.32, "end": 10107.32, "text": " Yo, this building is so minimal."}, {"start": 10115.32, "end": 10116.32, "text": " Yeah, we're good."}, {"start": 10124.32, "end": 10127.32, "text": " Hey, Monica wasn't wrong about the security guard."}, {"start": 10129.32, "end": 10131.32, "text": " Oh, we got some peanuts."}, {"start": 10131.32, "end": 10139.48, "text": " I felt like it felt like absolute heaven eating peanuts after the scare you real for that"}, {"start": 10139.48, "end": 10153.84, "text": " I got in a team effort I need to go pee pee what are bathrooms at are they back in here hold up"}, {"start": 10153.84, "end": 10163.84, "text": " No, my peanuts are gone!"}, {"start": 10183.84, "end": 10189.84, "text": " Oh, these restrooms are out of service. Where do we go use the restroom at then, Emma?"}, {"start": 10191.84, "end": 10195.84, "text": " Maybe they're down here. Got to be down here."}, {"start": 10203.84, "end": 10210.84, "text": " Here we go. Why is it so? Oh, it's motion light."}, {"start": 10213.84, "end": 10215.84, "text": " Did I just hear somebody in here?"}, {"start": 10218.84, "end": 10219.84, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 10233.84, "end": 10235.84, "text": " I'm just trying to make sure that dude ain't in here."}, {"start": 10243.84, "end": 10258.84, "text": " Who is whistling?"}, {"start": 10258.84, "end": 10271.4, "text": " Something was off about that whistle."}, {"start": 10271.4, "end": 10273.4, "text": " Prepare yourself for a jump scare. I got a feet."}, {"start": 10301.4, "end": 10308.4, "text": " I still hear him walking though."}, {"start": 10308.4, "end": 10312.4, "text": " Clemenace."}, {"start": 10312.4, "end": 10325.4, "text": " Oh, we're good."}, {"start": 10325.4, "end": 10327.4, "text": " I thought I got myself killed."}, {"start": 10327.4, "end": 10329.4, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 10329.4, "end": 10342.96, "text": " to our desk. Now the question is, was that Frank or was that the security guard? That's"}, {"start": 10342.960000000001, "end": 10358.68, "text": " question. I bet that came from Jake, didn't it?"}, {"start": 10358.68, "end": 10371.2, "text": " He messed up. I bet that came from Jake. Getting out of there made the most sense, but I couldn't"}, {"start": 10371.2, "end": 10372.720000000001, "text": " just leave the files on my desk."}, {"start": 10376.880000000001, "end": 10378.800000000001, "text": " I mean, we can, Emma."}, {"start": 10378.800000000001, "end": 10381.720000000001, "text": " This job has not worked her life here."}, {"start": 10381.720000000001, "end": 10384.08, "text": " Needed to put the paperwork back in the file room."}, {"start": 10384.08, "end": 10386.08, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 10386.08, "end": 10387.12, "text": " G to the G ski."}, {"start": 10396.04, "end": 10399.08, "text": " See at this point, Chad?"}, {"start": 10399.08, "end": 10400.04, "text": " Oh, it's the radio."}, {"start": 10401.2, "end": 10405.2, "text": " At this point, you ain't worried about nothing but getting up out of there."}, {"start": 10407.7, "end": 10410.2, "text": " I thought I saw a silhouette, never mind I'm tripping."}, {"start": 10414.2, "end": 10417.2, "text": " Hey, chap, prepare yourself. I got a feel there's a jump scare coming up."}, {"start": 10419.2, "end": 10420.2, "text": " We're so cooked."}, {"start": 10421.2, "end": 10423.2, "text": " What? I went the wrong way. The foul room's in here. What am I doing?"}, {"start": 10426.2, "end": 10427.2, "text": " I went the wrong way."}, {"start": 10431.2, "end": 10440.12, "text": " All right, 4987, right?"}, {"start": 10440.12, "end": 10442.08, "text": " Photogenic memory."}, {"start": 10442.08, "end": 10444.44, "text": " Hey, photogenic memory chat."}, {"start": 10444.44, "end": 10447.28, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 10447.28, "end": 10447.78, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 10450.28, "end": 10451.28, "text": " All right, let's go."}, {"start": 10459.28, "end": 10460.28, "text": " Can I hide?"}, {"start": 10461.2, "end": 10462.2, "text": " Chichi."}, {"start": 10478.2, "end": 10481.2, "text": " Hey, Chichi, or maybe I have to answer the door?"}, {"start": 10481.2, "end": 10492.320000000002, "text": " the door? We gotta say something."}, {"start": 10495.240000000002, "end": 10496.2, "text": " Who's there?"}, {"start": 10500.6, "end": 10503.640000000001, "text": " I left something important in there. Could you open the door for me just for a"}, {"start": 10503.640000000001, "end": 10507.2, "text": " minute? You got me messed up. I fear not."}, {"start": 10508.800000000001, "end": 10510.6, "text": " What are you talking about? Who is this?"}, {"start": 10511.2, "end": 10520.560000000001, "text": " I just left something inside. That's all. Come on. Open the door. No. At this hour, who"}, {"start": 10520.560000000001, "end": 10526.04, "text": " even are you? I know it's late. It won't take long. Just open up. You got me messed up."}, {"start": 10526.04, "end": 10539.68, "text": " No. I'm not hitting open by any means circumstances. I'm not opening. I'm calling a security"}, {"start": 10539.68, "end": 10556.16, "text": " them off idiot how do I get out of here though I know you're still in there"}, {"start": 10556.16, "end": 10561.16, "text": " and I know you don't have service I don't even know who you are just leave"}, {"start": 10561.16, "end": 10579.6, "text": " me alone. Listen to me. Just open the door. Open the door. He'll never get the code."}, {"start": 10584.6, "end": 10587.0, "text": " I'm pulling the fire alarm. That's actually a good idea."}, {"start": 10591.16, "end": 10598.16, "text": " He actually got in."}, {"start": 10612.16, "end": 10619.16, "text": " What is that, Goomba?"}, {"start": 10619.16, "end": 10626.16, "text": " You gotta be Frank. Do just look like a Frank."}, {"start": 10649.16, "end": 10651.16, "text": " Slim."}, {"start": 10651.16, "end": 10652.16, "text": " Slim."}, {"start": 10652.16, "end": 10679.16, "text": " I'll have a swim."}, {"start": 10679.16, "end": 10686.28, "text": " You about to pass out Emma, you good?"}, {"start": 10686.28, "end": 10687.36, "text": " Slim!"}, {"start": 10687.36, "end": 10694.72, "text": " You saved me!"}, {"start": 10694.72, "end": 10695.72, "text": " Are you okay, man?"}, {"start": 10695.72, "end": 10696.72, "text": " What happened here?"}, {"start": 10696.72, "end": 10698.72, "text": " I heard a loud crash from the hallway."}, {"start": 10698.72, "end": 10702.52, "text": " Oh, so you didn't do anything?"}, {"start": 10702.52, "end": 10705.52, "text": " Burst into tears."}, {"start": 10705.52, "end": 10715.92, "text": " Hey, look at me. Focus on my voice. You're safe now. I've got you. Take a deep breath"}, {"start": 10715.92, "end": 10720.92, "text": " and tell me what happened. The man, he broke the door. He came for me. He's still in here."}, {"start": 10720.92, "end": 10727.24, "text": " I know he's still in here. Had to be framed. Calm down, ma'am. Take a breath. Can you"}, {"start": 10727.24, "end": 10736.48, "text": " describe him. He big. Uh I couldn't see his face very well."}, {"start": 10741.64, "end": 10745.199999999999, "text": " Okay, listen carefully. Have you called the police or anyone else? I"}, {"start": 10745.199999999999, "end": 10747.0, "text": " couldn't. There was no service in the file room."}, {"start": 10749.24, "end": 10751.76, "text": " Got it. Put your phone away for now. My radio is getting bad"}, {"start": 10751.76, "end": 10754.0, "text": " reception here anyway. We need to get back to the security"}, {"start": 10754.0, "end": 10760.4, "text": " in the car police. We can't stay here. Keep your voice down and walk behind me. Okay."}, {"start": 10762.88, "end": 10764.92, "text": " Yo, W slim."}, {"start": 10771.4, "end": 10774.6, "text": " Slim, you better get that night stick out. I see it on your hip. Get that thing"}, {"start": 10774.6, "end": 10775.84, "text": " out and get raised. Our swing."}, {"start": 10784.0, "end": 10794.0, "text": " Yeah, why does Slim look he got aura now?"}, {"start": 10794.0, "end": 10798.84, "text": " Yeah, chill out."}, {"start": 10798.84, "end": 10803.44, "text": " What's you doing?"}, {"start": 10803.44, "end": 10812.44, "text": " Man, go downstairs to the security room."}, {"start": 10812.44, "end": 10814.68, "text": " I'm gonna stay up here and clear the rest of the floor."}, {"start": 10814.68, "end": 10816.24, "text": " You ain't gonna come with me?"}, {"start": 10818.720000000001, "end": 10821.08, "text": " We don't have time to argue, go down now."}, {"start": 10821.08, "end": 10821.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10828.04, "end": 10829.04, "text": " Slim, it's him!"}, {"start": 10832.960000000001, "end": 10835.0, "text": " I said go downstairs."}, {"start": 10835.0, "end": 10836.4, "text": " There's somebody down there."}, {"start": 10839.28, "end": 10840.92, "text": " I'm trying to make this easy for you."}, {"start": 10840.92, "end": 10843.32, "text": " Don't make me use force."}, {"start": 10843.32, "end": 10845.44, "text": " He's with me."}, {"start": 10845.44, "end": 10847.44, "text": " I knew he ain't got no aura."}, {"start": 10855.44, "end": 10858.04, "text": " And y'all was glazing, slam a minute ago."}, {"start": 10858.04, "end": 10879.320000000002, "text": " I bet you did it too, didn't you?"}, {"start": 10879.32, "end": 10881.32, "text": " So you type something"}, {"start": 10903.32, "end": 10905.32, "text": " Ain't that something"}, {"start": 10905.32, "end": 10919.68, "text": " Well, well, well, buddy, here we are again."}, {"start": 10919.68, "end": 10920.68, "text": " Why though?"}, {"start": 10920.68, "end": 10923.6, "text": " Why would he do this?"}, {"start": 10923.6, "end": 10929.96, "text": " You're with him, aren't you?"}, {"start": 10929.960000000001, "end": 10939.960000000001, "text": " expected downstairs now move. I froze from fear couldn't bring myself to move."}, {"start": 10947.960000000001, "end": 10951.960000000001, "text": " I remembered his sensitivity to sound."}, {"start": 10951.960000000001, "end": 10958.960000000001, "text": " I thought about triggering the fire alarm to escape."}, {"start": 10958.960000000001, "end": 10961.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah!"}, {"start": 10961.960000000001, "end": 10966.960000000001, "text": " Hit him, Emma!"}, {"start": 10966.960000000001, "end": 10972.960000000001, "text": " God damn dude, slow as Christmas!"}, {"start": 10972.960000000001, "end": 10973.960000000001, "text": " Get out!"}, {"start": 10983.960000000001, "end": 10984.960000000001, "text": " You made it."}, {"start": 10985.960000000001, "end": 10986.960000000001, "text": " Madison with the five."}, {"start": 10987.960000000001, "end": 10990.960000000001, "text": " I managed to burst through the exterior emergency exit without looking back."}, {"start": 10991.960000000001, "end": 10995.960000000001, "text": " As I crossed the dark parking lot, I recognized Jake's car in the shadows."}, {"start": 10995.960000000001, "end": 10997.960000000001, "text": " Headlights off and completely empty."}, {"start": 10997.960000000001, "end": 11002.240000000002, "text": " empty. Terrified of being followed. I didn't stop and ran straight toward the"}, {"start": 11002.240000000002, "end": 11007.300000000001, "text": " main avenue. I didn't stop until I spot spotted a park PD cruiser."}, {"start": 11008.380000000001, "end": 11010.740000000002, "text": " Sobbing and screaming. I told the officer everything that had just"}, {"start": 11010.740000000002, "end": 11012.02, "text": " happened inside the office."}, {"start": 11014.140000000001, "end": 11018.060000000001, "text": " I bet Jake was behind all of it. I bet he was behind all of it."}, {"start": 11019.500000000002, "end": 11023.42, "text": " The police swept the building and that same night found the file room"}, {"start": 11023.42, "end": 11027.500000000002, "text": " door completely forced open. Why'd they sweep the building? It looked"}, {"start": 11027.5, "end": 11051.98, "text": " like there was carpet in there. They should have vacuumed it."}, {"start": 11051.98, "end": 11055.98, "text": " But the stranger was gone and the guard that I trusted vanished with him. The company later"}, {"start": 11055.98, "end": 11059.42, "text": " claimed the security cameras malfunctioned during those exact hours. Yeah,"}, {"start": 11059.42, "end": 11060.26, "text": " malfunctioned."}, {"start": 11062.58, "end": 11066.46, "text": " Despite the police investigation, none of them were ever called. Really?"}, {"start": 11069.98, "end": 11074.38, "text": " I put in my two weeks notice the very next morning. HR tried to sweep the whole"}, {"start": 11074.38, "end": 11078.859999999999, "text": " thing under the rug with a massive severance package. I took the money"}, {"start": 11078.859999999999, "end": 11082.359999999999, "text": " using it to move out of the state as fast as I could. I can't blame you"}, {"start": 11082.36, "end": 11087.36, "text": " for that when I'm not gonna lie. Several years have passed since that"}, {"start": 11087.36, "end": 11088.28, "text": " terrifying night."}, {"start": 11091.04, "end": 11094.800000000001, "text": " I still get panic attacks. Never I'm left alone in an enclosed spaces."}, {"start": 11095.400000000001, "end": 11099.16, "text": " Sometimes when the night gets dead styling, I can still hear the deafening"}, {"start": 11099.16, "end": 11103.0, "text": " echo of that fire alarm. That night taught me to never ignore my gut"}, {"start": 11103.0, "end": 11105.92, "text": " feeling when something tells me I'm in danger. True."}, {"start": 11108.560000000001, "end": 11109.2, "text": " That's what happened."}, {"start": 11112.36, "end": 11134.36, "text": " You want to talk to her now?"}, {"start": 11134.36, "end": 11163.36, "text": " There's no legs allowed in here."}, {"start": 11163.36, "end": 11179.68, "text": " Bro, I literally just heard like three knocks right behind me like playing his day like no job"}, {"start": 11193.36, "end": 11206.16, "text": " 911 for who Ross where I heard that"}, {"start": 11207.76, "end": 11212.68, "text": " yo game of the year though yo run that clip back I literally just heard that"}, {"start": 11212.68, "end": 11215.0, "text": " behind me"}, {"start": 11223.36, "end": 11227.36, "text": " That was actually a really good game, though. Game of the year, no joke. That was really good."}, {"start": 11235.36, "end": 11239.36, "text": " I think you're losing it. No, I distinctly..."}, {"start": 11242.36, "end": 11245.36, "text": " I heard three knocks right behind me just now."}, {"start": 11245.36, "end": 11248.36, "text": " Did y'all hear that, Chad? Did y'all hear it?"}, {"start": 11249.36, "end": 11251.36, "text": " Let me check the clips."}, {"start": 11253.36, "end": 11255.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11258.12, "end": 11260.12, "text": " Heard it"}, {"start": 11266.28, "end": 11268.28, "text": " Bro listen"}, {"start": 11279.880000000001, "end": 11281.880000000001, "text": " Did you"}, {"start": 11283.36, "end": 11303.6, "text": " Where did that come from?"}, {"start": 11303.6, "end": 11304.6, "text": " You can't hear it."}, {"start": 11304.6, "end": 11306.6, "text": " Let's go back on y'all's end then."}, {"start": 11315.6, "end": 11316.6, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 11317.6, "end": 11318.6, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 11320.6, "end": 11322.6, "text": " Yo, Matt with the 10, thank you."}, {"start": 11323.6, "end": 11324.6, "text": " That's what happened."}, {"start": 11324.6, "end": 11328.6, "text": " See, you can literally hear like three knocks behind me."}, {"start": 11328.6, "end": 11340.6, "text": " That's what happened."}, {"start": 11340.6, "end": 11345.6, "text": " What that has to be the ice maker."}, {"start": 11345.6, "end": 11346.6, "text": " That's what happened."}, {"start": 11346.6, "end": 11349.6, "text": " Wait, that had to be the ice maker."}, {"start": 11349.6, "end": 11352.6, "text": " That's what happened."}, {"start": 11352.6, "end": 11357.48, "text": " Dog, do you remember that night that I heard like three knocks on my window at the house?"}, {"start": 11359.800000000001, "end": 11364.36, "text": " If I just hear like a thud or something, it doesn't like make me look back."}, {"start": 11364.36, "end": 11368.2, "text": " But if I hear like three of them in a row that sounds like it was intentional,"}, {"start": 11368.2, "end": 11369.48, "text": " that's what makes me look back."}, {"start": 11372.6, "end": 11375.0, "text": " That has to be the ice maker though. Debunked."}, {"start": 11380.12, "end": 11380.68, "text": " Debunked."}, {"start": 11382.6, "end": 11395.0, "text": " Hey chat debunked ice maker. It ain't no ghost and if it's a person you better start"}, {"start": 11395.0, "end": 11401.08, "text": " calling your family. So we're good either way but I'm pretty sure that was the ice maker"}, {"start": 11401.08, "end": 11416.08, "text": " right there. Lock in. You already know what time it is. Hey, you already know what time"}, {"start": 11416.08, "end": 11422.44, "text": " it is, buddy. Sorry that was me. You better, you better, you better hope I don't see you."}, {"start": 11422.44, "end": 11423.68, "text": " there will be no hesitation."}, {"start": 11426.800000000001, "end": 11429.52, "text": " Hey, you better hope I don't catch wind of that."}, {"start": 11431.08, "end": 11431.92, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 11433.32, "end": 11435.68, "text": " You know what time it is, chat."}, {"start": 11436.76, "end": 11440.640000000001, "text": " Time to make us some more money."}, {"start": 11441.76, "end": 11445.62, "text": " Ox with the five, W. Ox with the five, chat."}, {"start": 11447.32, "end": 11448.480000000001, "text": " We are back."}, {"start": 11450.880000000001, "end": 11452.04, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen,"}, {"start": 11452.44, "end": 11457.44, "text": " We are back with another episode of Stanky Shores chat."}, {"start": 11457.44, "end": 11459.44, "text": " Let's do it, baby!"}, {"start": 11460.44, "end": 11462.44, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11542.44, "end": 11544.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11572.44, "end": 11576.44, "text": " Time to make some more money!"}, {"start": 11592.44, "end": 11594.44, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 11602.44, "end": 11608.24, "text": " Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 11608.24, "end": 11610.44, "text": " Do you got some Stanky drawers?"}, {"start": 11610.44, "end": 11611.68, "text": " Let me get a sniff."}, {"start": 11616.08, "end": 11625.04, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, we are back for another episode"}, {"start": 11625.04, "end": 11630.4, "text": " of Stanky Shores Water Park, AKA the greatest water park"}, {"start": 11630.4, "end": 11635.74, "text": " ever assembled right behind the"}, {"start": 11635.74, "end": 11636.779999999999, "text": " Goobleg. You're happy. Uh happy"}, {"start": 11636.779999999999, "end": 11637.74, "text": " birthday. Ariana. Chat. Tell"}, {"start": 11637.74, "end": 11638.74, "text": " Ariana. Happy birthday. Happy"}, {"start": 11638.74, "end": 11642.92, "text": " birthday. Ariana. Let's go"}, {"start": 11642.92, "end": 11646.88, "text": " chat. Alright. If you are not"}, {"start": 11646.88, "end": 11652.56, "text": " here. Last episode. What we are"}, {"start": 11652.56, "end": 11658.4, "text": " currently doing. Um hello."}, {"start": 11658.4, "end": 11664.119999999999, "text": " So if you were not here last episode what we are currently doing is saving up or not saving"}, {"start": 11664.279999999999, "end": 11667.16, "text": " We're trying to hit if you look in the top right of the screen right there"}, {"start": 11667.16, "end": 11670.359999999999, "text": " We're trying to hit $6,000 and once we do that"}, {"start": 11671.44, "end": 11679.359999999999, "text": " Which will be probably this shift we are gonna be a too far establishment and we are gonna make some crazy"}, {"start": 11679.88, "end": 11681.32, "text": " upgrades"}, {"start": 11681.32, "end": 11682.92, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11682.92, "end": 11684.92, "text": " so what"}, {"start": 11688.4, "end": 11701.6, "text": " Well, that's one way to start off the episode."}, {"start": 11701.6, "end": 11705.359999999999, "text": " Let's go ahead and open up and get this money rolling in."}, {"start": 11705.359999999999, "end": 11710.44, "text": " So if you want here last episode, we did a whole lot of expanding as you can tell."}, {"start": 11710.44, "end": 11715.88, "text": " We added the Stanky Shores certified slide zone."}, {"start": 11715.88, "end": 11716.88, "text": " This is the slide zone."}, {"start": 11716.880000000001, "end": 11718.800000000001, "text": " I don't know if you can tell, but there's a lot of slides."}, {"start": 11718.800000000001, "end": 11721.04, "text": " So it's the Stanky Shore Certified Slides Zone."}, {"start": 11723.960000000001, "end": 11727.52, "text": " And like I said, we're waiting till we hit $6,000."}, {"start": 11727.52, "end": 11729.080000000002, "text": " And once we hit that,"}, {"start": 11729.080000000002, "end": 11732.560000000001, "text": " we're gonna officially make some of our best upgrades"}, {"start": 11732.560000000001, "end": 11734.52, "text": " to date, so lock in."}, {"start": 11735.6, "end": 11738.240000000002, "text": " All right, let me get the water gun real quick"}, {"start": 11738.240000000002, "end": 11739.080000000002, "text": " and clean everything."}, {"start": 11739.080000000002, "end": 11741.480000000001, "text": " W-Park owner chat, y'all know the drill."}, {"start": 11741.48, "end": 11749.48, "text": " The wall, the logo, Chad already saw that."}, {"start": 11749.48, "end": 11751.48, "text": " How many of y'all missed the last episode?"}, {"start": 11751.48, "end": 11761.72, "text": " Y'all telling yourself, I saw the Stankyshores logo across the street."}, {"start": 11761.72, "end": 11762.72, "text": " The entrance."}, {"start": 11762.72, "end": 11764.72, "text": " How you doing, Cassius?"}, {"start": 11764.72, "end": 11767.72, "text": " Hope you have a great time today."}, {"start": 11767.72, "end": 11771.22, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 11778.72, "end": 11782.72, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 11783.72, "end": 11787.72, "text": " How did that get there?"}, {"start": 11787.72, "end": 11792.72, "text": " Oh my goodness, that is motion."}, {"start": 11792.72, "end": 11807.039999999999, "text": " They put, they put the Stanky Shore's official logo in the game at the front of the park."}, {"start": 11807.039999999999, "end": 11812.56, "text": " Because last time I saw it, oh my goodness that thing is still thangin', Lord have, because"}, {"start": 11812.56, "end": 11816.439999999999, "text": " I saw it over here."}, {"start": 11816.439999999999, "end": 11822.08, "text": " That is, I'll take a picture of that, what you're talking about."}, {"start": 11822.08, "end": 11825.1, "text": " How did they do that?"}, {"start": 11825.1, "end": 11827.64, "text": " Chad, is that just for me or is that in everybody's game?"}, {"start": 11831.22, "end": 11834.32, "text": " Somebody waited too long for a hot dog."}, {"start": 11834.32, "end": 11836.48, "text": " Yo, W. Devs, Chad."}, {"start": 11836.48, "end": 11837.88, "text": " That is actually motion."}, {"start": 11837.88, "end": 11839.2, "text": " Stanky, short, stop."}, {"start": 11839.2, "end": 11840.88, "text": " Motion."}, {"start": 11840.88, "end": 11842.4, "text": " How you doing, Amaro?"}, {"start": 11842.4, "end": 11843.56, "text": " You want a regular lemonade?"}, {"start": 11843.56, "end": 11844.52, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 11844.52, "end": 11848.36, "text": " Thank you so much, Amaro."}, {"start": 11848.36, "end": 11849.36, "text": " Wait, how do they?"}, {"start": 11849.36, "end": 11850.52, "text": " It's just in my game."}, {"start": 11850.52, "end": 11854.44, "text": " How did they put it in here?"}, {"start": 11854.44, "end": 11856.960000000001, "text": " How did they do that?"}, {"start": 11856.960000000001, "end": 11859.2, "text": " We restocked the lemonade real quick."}, {"start": 11859.2, "end": 11861.36, "text": " Hope everybody's having a great day today."}, {"start": 11861.36, "end": 11864.08, "text": " Thank y'all so much for choosing the Stanky Shores,"}, {"start": 11864.08, "end": 11866.36, "text": " where you might crap your drawers, but it's so ca-"}, {"start": 11866.36, "end": 11868.76, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11868.76, "end": 11872.68, "text": " Why bro, look at me like that."}, {"start": 11872.68, "end": 11878.76, "text": " Wait, I actually need to know how they did that."}, {"start": 11878.76, "end": 11881.56, "text": " Speaking of the dev, Trav just gifted 50."}, {"start": 11881.56, "end": 11884.6, "text": " Yo, W Dev with the 50."}, {"start": 11885.84, "end": 11888.64, "text": " W Trav, how y'all do that?"}, {"start": 11888.64, "end": 11890.52, "text": " How you doing, Hassan?"}, {"start": 11890.52, "end": 11892.2, "text": " All right, you want to regularly eliminate?"}, {"start": 11892.2, "end": 11894.68, "text": " There you go, Hassan, thank you so much."}, {"start": 11896.72, "end": 11898.58, "text": " I know you ain't gonna walk over here,"}, {"start": 11898.58, "end": 11900.68, "text": " act like you want something and pump, thank me."}, {"start": 11900.68, "end": 11902.04, "text": " That is crap."}, {"start": 11902.04, "end": 11905.6, "text": " Oh my goodness, these chairs need to be repaired, buddy."}, {"start": 11905.6, "end": 11911.28, "text": " I didn't yo able you did that on purpose you are able to get up out that seat"}, {"start": 11911.28, "end": 11921.92, "text": " excuse you wait that is actually going what how do I even miss that my mom just"}, {"start": 11921.92, "end": 11926.56, "text": " text me and said I did it wait mom how did you do that"}, {"start": 11930.68, "end": 11939.64, "text": " that explains it yo mom I came up here day before yesterday my fan was off and"}, {"start": 11939.64, "end": 11946.960000000001, "text": " I and I was wondering why my fan was off because it doesn't make any sense for my"}, {"start": 11946.960000000001, "end": 11958.720000000001, "text": " fan to be off. So you snuck in here and did that. Somebody's frowning! Hold on!"}, {"start": 11958.720000000001, "end": 11964.960000000001, "text": " Yes ma'am, you would eliminate with lemon. There you go, thank you so much. I'm coming!"}, {"start": 11964.960000000001, "end": 11971.76, "text": " Hold on! Oh lord, you ain't got much time left. Let me get the live ring! Hold on, brutes!"}, {"start": 11971.76, "end": 11975.76, "text": " Oh my goodness, we almost caused the death of here."}, {"start": 11975.76, "end": 11978.76, "text": " Oh my, but that explains it."}, {"start": 11978.76, "end": 11979.76, "text": " Yo mom, you got caught."}, {"start": 11979.76, "end": 11981.76, "text": " I came in here the other day."}, {"start": 11981.76, "end": 11983.76, "text": " My fan was off."}, {"start": 11983.76, "end": 11986.76, "text": " So you came up in here, you did it then, didn't you?"}, {"start": 11986.76, "end": 11987.76, "text": " You got caught."}, {"start": 11987.76, "end": 11989.76, "text": " You thought I was gonna notice that."}, {"start": 11989.76, "end": 11995.76, "text": " Yo, W mom though, and W dad, that's actually going to, that's so cool."}, {"start": 11995.76, "end": 11998.76, "text": " That is actually so cool, no joke."}, {"start": 11998.76, "end": 11999.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11999.76, "end": 12011.16, "text": " I know you did not just put your hands on me."}, {"start": 12011.16, "end": 12013.44, "text": " Oh, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 12013.44, "end": 12014.44, "text": " Since when?"}, {"start": 12014.44, "end": 12015.44, "text": " Let me out."}, {"start": 12015.44, "end": 12016.44, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 12016.44, "end": 12017.44, "text": " I'll get that cleaned up in a minute."}, {"start": 12017.44, "end": 12018.44, "text": " Oh, you got some problems, huh, Avery?"}, {"start": 12018.44, "end": 12019.44, "text": " You're going to put your..."}, {"start": 12019.44, "end": 12020.44, "text": " Wait, that's not Avery."}, {"start": 12020.44, "end": 12021.44, "text": " Where is Avery?"}, {"start": 12021.44, "end": 12022.44, "text": " And then you're going to swim like you did not just assault the owner."}, {"start": 12022.44, "end": 12023.44, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 12023.44, "end": 12024.960000000001, "text": " That's not Avery. Where is Avery?"}, {"start": 12026.16, "end": 12028.720000000001, "text": " And then you go swim like you did not just assault the owner."}, {"start": 12028.720000000001, "end": 12029.560000000001, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 12029.560000000001, "end": 12030.76, "text": " I got something for you."}, {"start": 12031.7, "end": 12033.04, "text": " You gonna put your hands on me?"}, {"start": 12033.04, "end": 12034.36, "text": " Hold on, I got something."}, {"start": 12036.4, "end": 12037.880000000001, "text": " You better hope that Cadillac,"}, {"start": 12037.880000000001, "end": 12040.04, "text": " that draw by a minute ago, don't come back, dude."}, {"start": 12040.04, "end": 12041.36, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 12041.36, "end": 12044.2, "text": " Yep, hold up now, I got something for you, Avery."}, {"start": 12046.68, "end": 12049.52, "text": " Since when can they fight back?"}, {"start": 12049.52, "end": 12050.76, "text": " Not back, but fight."}, {"start": 12050.76, "end": 12053.42, "text": " No, I got customers waiting."}, {"start": 12053.42, "end": 12054.42, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 12054.42, "end": 12057.42, "text": " You're gonna get what's coming to you, Avery."}, {"start": 12057.42, "end": 12058.42, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 12058.42, "end": 12059.42, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 12059.42, "end": 12066.74, "text": " Yo, Avery, let this be a lesson to you."}, {"start": 12066.74, "end": 12068.54, "text": " Don't ever put your hands on me."}, {"start": 12068.54, "end": 12071.5, "text": " Don't wash your mind."}, {"start": 12071.5, "end": 12074.22, "text": " You will put your hands on me like I meant to hit you in the face."}, {"start": 12074.22, "end": 12076.42, "text": " I didn't mean to do that."}, {"start": 12076.42, "end": 12078.300000000001, "text": " Call me."}, {"start": 12078.300000000001, "end": 12079.300000000001, "text": " I missed."}, {"start": 12079.300000000001, "end": 12083.300000000001, "text": " Yes, I'm gonna help you, Jasper, you want both of us?"}, {"start": 12083.300000000001, "end": 12085.060000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, I barely got that hold on."}, {"start": 12085.060000000001, "end": 12088.060000000001, "text": " Let me go get some more out."}, {"start": 12088.060000000001, "end": 12090.900000000001, "text": " Oh, you're going to do it now!"}, {"start": 12090.900000000001, "end": 12092.86, "text": " I'm catching a charge!"}, {"start": 12092.86, "end": 12093.86, "text": " Broad day!"}, {"start": 12100.86, "end": 12104.94, "text": " You done lost him!"}, {"start": 12104.94, "end": 12108.220000000001, "text": " You done lost your ma- oh no, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 12109.300000000001, "end": 12118.820000000002, "text": " She is harassing me yo y'all see the puddle over here y'all guys y'all see the puddle"}, {"start": 12118.820000000002, "end": 12133.420000000002, "text": " My mom takes me said dang I checked the chair and forgot the fan."}, {"start": 12133.420000000002, "end": 12138.12, "text": " Hey mom you must not know you mess with the OCD final boss over here you wasn't gonna"}, {"start": 12138.12, "end": 12144.240000000002, "text": " get away with that. Hey, you wasn't going to get away with that. I knew I knew"}, {"start": 12144.240000000002, "end": 12148.36, "text": " something was up. She even had the chair adjusted the way I got out of it."}, {"start": 12148.36, "end": 12154.12, "text": " Because when I came up in here and my fan was off and I next thing I did was I"}, {"start": 12154.12, "end": 12158.28, "text": " looked at my chair. So when she got out the chair, she put the chair right here"}, {"start": 12158.28, "end": 12160.880000000001, "text": " because every time I get every time I'm done streaming the chair goes in"}, {"start": 12160.880000000001, "end": 12166.04, "text": " this position right here. Okay, I see you mom you almost got away with it."}, {"start": 12166.04, "end": 12171.04, "text": " I mean, you did get away with it, but what did she do?"}, {"start": 12171.04, "end": 12177.400000000001, "text": " She put the Stanky Shores logo that they drew on the actual water park."}, {"start": 12177.400000000001, "end": 12179.960000000001, "text": " That's legitimately goaded."}, {"start": 12179.960000000001, "end": 12182.320000000002, "text": " Hold on, let me get this over paired real quick."}, {"start": 12182.320000000002, "end": 12183.640000000001, "text": " Chad, we're about to hit $6,000."}, {"start": 12183.640000000001, "end": 12185.04, "text": " I wish you would do something to me."}, {"start": 12185.04, "end": 12186.320000000002, "text": " I'm scared of my own customers now."}, {"start": 12189.84, "end": 12192.04, "text": " Chad, I'm actually scared of my customers now."}, {"start": 12192.04, "end": 12194.240000000002, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 12194.24, "end": 12197.28, "text": " Yes, ma'am. Amara, you want some popcorn with chili lime in it?"}, {"start": 12197.28, "end": 12198.92, "text": " I got you right here. Thank you."}, {"start": 12207.119999999999, "end": 12209.72, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 12209.92, "end": 12215.36, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, Stanky Shores is officially a two star establishment."}, {"start": 12216.0, "end": 12218.84, "text": " Oh, my goodness. I was here, chat."}, {"start": 12220.16, "end": 12222.16, "text": " I was here, baby."}, {"start": 12222.16, "end": 12229.46, "text": " Okay, so as soon as this shift ends we are making some unfathomable upgrades."}, {"start": 12229.46, "end": 12230.86, "text": " I need to go out of the field on the stairs."}, {"start": 12230.86, "end": 12231.86, "text": " That thing is still thing."}, {"start": 12231.86, "end": 12233.86, "text": " And let's check if that VVL still there."}, {"start": 12233.86, "end": 12235.86, "text": " Yes, it most certainly is."}, {"start": 12235.86, "end": 12237.36, "text": " My goodness."}, {"start": 12237.36, "end": 12238.86, "text": " Somebody else wants some popcorn."}, {"start": 12238.86, "end": 12239.86, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 12239.86, "end": 12241.86, "text": " Let me get that spot for y'all."}, {"start": 12241.86, "end": 12243.86, "text": " I missed two pieces."}, {"start": 12243.86, "end": 12245.86, "text": " I'll get it."}, {"start": 12245.86, "end": 12248.46, "text": " Yes, you want a regular lemonade with a lemon."}, {"start": 12248.46, "end": 12249.46, "text": " I got you right there."}, {"start": 12249.46, "end": 12250.46, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 12250.460000000001, "end": 12252.380000000001, "text": " How can I help you, Hassan?"}, {"start": 12252.380000000001, "end": 12254.060000000001, "text": " Popcorn with a Cina butter on it."}, {"start": 12254.060000000001, "end": 12256.26, "text": " I got you some of that Cina."}, {"start": 12256.26, "end": 12258.18, "text": " Relax!"}, {"start": 12258.18, "end": 12259.220000000001, "text": " Yes, ma'am, Vivian."}, {"start": 12259.220000000001, "end": 12260.060000000001, "text": " How can I help you?"}, {"start": 12260.060000000001, "end": 12261.42, "text": " You want butter on that thing?"}, {"start": 12261.42, "end": 12262.78, "text": " You based for that?"}, {"start": 12262.78, "end": 12264.42, "text": " Thank you so much, Vivian."}, {"start": 12264.42, "end": 12265.54, "text": " What can I do for you, Romeo?"}, {"start": 12265.54, "end": 12266.54, "text": " We're Juliette at."}, {"start": 12266.54, "end": 12269.380000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 12269.380000000001, "end": 12270.1, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 12270.1, "end": 12271.34, "text": " What'd you say you want a chili rod?"}, {"start": 12271.34, "end": 12271.86, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 12271.86, "end": 12272.36, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12272.36, "end": 12273.18, "text": " I need some more popcorn."}, {"start": 12273.18, "end": 12274.1, "text": " I need some more hot dogs."}, {"start": 12274.1, "end": 12276.140000000001, "text": " Stacked."}, {"start": 12276.140000000001, "end": 12278.500000000002, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 12278.500000000002, "end": 12280.02, "text": " Hope everybody having a great day today."}, {"start": 12280.02, "end": 12282.26, "text": " Thank y'all so much for choosing to thank you, Shores."}, {"start": 12282.26, "end": 12284.18, "text": " I appreciate y'all."}, {"start": 12284.18, "end": 12285.02, "text": " What was I doing?"}, {"start": 12287.5, "end": 12288.5, "text": " What was I doing?"}, {"start": 12290.9, "end": 12292.18, "text": " Somebody just lost their life."}, {"start": 12292.18, "end": 12294.66, "text": " Oh yeah, I need a, what was I needing?"}, {"start": 12294.66, "end": 12296.82, "text": " Oh yeah, hot dogs are popcorn."}, {"start": 12296.82, "end": 12298.02, "text": " There we go, we're good."}, {"start": 12299.02, "end": 12301.9, "text": " You get, you have another free mop, big doll."}, {"start": 12301.9, "end": 12303.18, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 12303.18, "end": 12304.94, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12304.94, "end": 12307.66, "text": " Okay, what was that lady's name again?"}, {"start": 12307.66, "end": 12309.62, "text": " We have a perma band on somebody chat."}, {"start": 12309.62, "end": 12311.34, "text": " What was her name?"}, {"start": 12311.34, "end": 12313.220000000001, "text": " Uh, what was her name?"}, {"start": 12316.220000000001, "end": 12317.02, "text": " Avery."}, {"start": 12317.02, "end": 12320.220000000001, "text": " If we ever see Avery come back in here, it is our own suck."}, {"start": 12325.720000000001, "end": 12326.52, "text": " Brainy and Amoeba."}, {"start": 12326.52, "end": 12327.62, "text": " Hold on, I got customers."}, {"start": 12330.92, "end": 12332.02, "text": " Sorry for the delay, y'all."}, {"start": 12332.02, "end": 12333.62, "text": " I'm doing my best out here."}, {"start": 12333.62, "end": 12335.12, "text": " Yes, how can I help you, Jasper?"}, {"start": 12335.12, "end": 12336.52, "text": " You want to eliminate what I sent."}, {"start": 12336.52, "end": 12337.42, "text": " And I got you right there."}, {"start": 12337.42, "end": 12339.12, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 12339.12, "end": 12339.720000000001, "text": " What's good?"}, {"start": 12339.720000000001, "end": 12340.84, "text": " You want a plain hot dog?"}, {"start": 12340.84, "end": 12341.52, "text": " Be real for that."}, {"start": 12341.52, "end": 12342.480000000001, "text": " What's good, Salvador?"}, {"start": 12342.480000000001, "end": 12344.2, "text": " What you want mustard on it?"}, {"start": 12344.2, "end": 12344.880000000001, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 12344.880000000001, "end": 12347.240000000002, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12347.240000000002, "end": 12347.92, "text": " It's back."}, {"start": 12347.92, "end": 12349.08, "text": " What the brain eating amoeba?"}, {"start": 12349.08, "end": 12350.52, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 12350.52, "end": 12353.960000000001, "text": " I don't see no dirty water, though."}, {"start": 12353.960000000001, "end": 12356.04, "text": " Chad, if we ever see Avery back in here,"}, {"start": 12356.04, "end": 12357.52, "text": " just know it's on site."}, {"start": 12357.52, "end": 12359.08, "text": " OK?"}, {"start": 12359.08, "end": 12359.84, "text": " Just know that."}, {"start": 12364.08, "end": 12364.58, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 12367.12, "end": 12367.720000000001, "text": " Get the stress."}, {"start": 12367.720000000001, "end": 12369.800000000001, "text": " Nobody go down that slide real quick."}, {"start": 12369.800000000001, "end": 12371.080000000002, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 12371.080000000002, "end": 12373.28, "text": " Oh no, this one's bad too."}, {"start": 12375.44, "end": 12377.44, "text": " Do not go down the, we cannot have a,"}, {"start": 12377.44, "end": 12378.400000000001, "text": " no, you gotta get up."}, {"start": 12378.400000000001, "end": 12380.78, "text": " We cannot have another repeated event."}, {"start": 12381.840000000002, "end": 12382.800000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 12382.800000000001, "end": 12384.080000000002, "text": " We cannot have another repeated event."}, {"start": 12384.080000000002, "end": 12385.320000000002, "text": " There we go, we're good."}, {"start": 12386.52, "end": 12388.800000000001, "text": " Okay, let me get this skill back up real quick."}, {"start": 12388.800000000001, "end": 12389.800000000001, "text": " Ma'am do not do it."}, {"start": 12389.800000000001, "end": 12390.880000000001, "text": " Woo, okay."}, {"start": 12390.880000000001, "end": 12402.880000000001, "text": " You wasted Niko with the 20 gift and W wasted Niko with the 20 gift and thank you chat W Niko"}, {"start": 12402.880000000001, "end": 12411.640000000001, "text": " for real thank you Niko W Niko I appreciate the 20 thank you okay hold on that pulls field"}, {"start": 12411.640000000001, "end": 12418.560000000001, "text": " back up somebody's pinging the pool currently who is it you nasty what are you doing you"}, {"start": 12418.56, "end": 12421.58, "text": " You got the whole thing yellow!"}, {"start": 12421.58, "end": 12425.64, "text": " An empty pool, seriously, you paid in it!"}, {"start": 12425.64, "end": 12426.64, "text": " Get out of here!"}, {"start": 12430.22, "end": 12431.38, "text": " That's what I thought."}, {"start": 12433.3, "end": 12434.14, "text": " Ma'am, are you okay?"}, {"start": 12434.14, "end": 12434.98, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12436.26, "end": 12437.1, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 12438.22, "end": 12439.38, "text": " Oh, we're safe, we're good."}, {"start": 12439.38, "end": 12441.3, "text": " Ooh, that could've been bad right there."}, {"start": 12441.3, "end": 12442.939999999999, "text": " Lord have mercy, she got up."}, {"start": 12442.939999999999, "end": 12443.939999999999, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 12446.82, "end": 12447.66, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 12447.66, "end": 12452.26, "text": " I need another employee right now, like literally yesterday."}, {"start": 12452.26, "end": 12455.18, "text": " Lita with the five, thank you, Lita."}, {"start": 12455.18, "end": 12456.26, "text": " Excuse me, y'all."}, {"start": 12459.38, "end": 12459.9, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 12459.9, "end": 12460.82, "text": " There's an intruder in here."}, {"start": 12460.82, "end": 12463.5, "text": " Hey, I can't do, I can't, I can't, I can't."}, {"start": 12463.5, "end": 12465.14, "text": " Somebody wait too long for a ticket to."}, {"start": 12465.14, "end": 12466.66, "text": " What is Jack's doing?"}, {"start": 12466.66, "end": 12468.46, "text": " Hello, I need some help."}, {"start": 12469.5, "end": 12471.3, "text": " Yes, Juliette, we're wrong."}, {"start": 12471.3, "end": 12474.06, "text": " Wait, I'm just so, wait a minute."}, {"start": 12474.06, "end": 12481.859999999999, "text": " I'm just so roomy."}, {"start": 12481.859999999999, "end": 12482.859999999999, "text": " Plain hot dog."}, {"start": 12482.859999999999, "end": 12483.859999999999, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 12483.859999999999, "end": 12484.859999999999, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 12484.859999999999, "end": 12485.859999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12485.859999999999, "end": 12488.18, "text": " I need this shift to end now so I can clean this place up."}, {"start": 12488.18, "end": 12489.18, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 12489.18, "end": 12490.18, "text": " Cody."}, {"start": 12490.18, "end": 12515.78, "text": " I got to read those bids too hold up okay there we go please end I need to clean this"}, {"start": 12515.78, "end": 12516.66, "text": " place up how we doing"}, {"start": 12520.18, "end": 12532.9, "text": " 72% satisfaction or not even 72, 70%."}, {"start": 12532.9, "end": 12534.78, "text": " Yo where are my body to reviews at?"}, {"start": 12534.78, "end": 12535.78, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 12535.78, "end": 12540.06, "text": " How did I go from 100% to 70, hello?"}, {"start": 12540.06, "end": 12541.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12541.06, "end": 12547.86, "text": " Chat, now the fun part."}, {"start": 12547.86, "end": 12554.66, "text": " about to make the biggest upgrades ever to the stanky shores. Yo, Tally with the 11,000 bits,"}, {"start": 12554.66, "end": 12562.82, "text": " chat W. Tally with the 11,000 bits, Lord have mercy. Jerky with the five, W. Jerky with the five."}, {"start": 12563.62, "end": 12570.1, "text": " Tally said, hey case you have some more competition, my name is Tally and I run the paralysis park."}, {"start": 12570.1, "end": 12579.220000000001, "text": " here at the paralysis park we don't bought our reviews threatened our employees or"}, {"start": 12579.220000000001, "end": 12584.26, "text": " hit our customers with sledgehammers we don't do that here either as of right"}, {"start": 12584.26, "end": 12587.58, "text": " now we have two and a half stars good luck you'll probably most likely need it"}, {"start": 12587.58, "end": 12592.02, "text": " by the way I'm the goat so also don't go bankrupt because I'm paying it also I"}, {"start": 12592.02, "end": 12597.42, "text": " didn't go bankrupt because I painted my whole part tally can I get the"}, {"start": 12597.42, "end": 12604.78, "text": " address to your water park? I just want to check it out. Cheesecake with a"}, {"start": 12604.78, "end": 12608.78, "text": " thousand bits. I waited 20 hours for a lemonade then slipped in a puddle. I'm"}, {"start": 12608.78, "end": 12609.34, "text": " suing."}, {"start": 12613.02, "end": 12616.5, "text": " Hey case, it's rinderman. I thought I'd stop by the stanky shores the other"}, {"start": 12616.5, "end": 12620.22, "text": " day with Killian, but one of your customers tried to press me and made me"}, {"start": 12620.22, "end": 12623.38, "text": " uncomfortable. So I had to leave. I think his name was Rex."}, {"start": 12623.380000000001, "end": 12630.7, "text": " It's over. It's over. It's falling apart. Chad, I'm just, I'm just, Chad, it's falling"}, {"start": 12630.7, "end": 12648.34, "text": " apart, man. What is going on? Rex? Who is Rex? Okay. Good news is, Chad, they're not gonna"}, {"start": 12648.34, "end": 12650.3, "text": " I have anything to complain about here in a second."}, {"start": 12650.3, "end": 12652.14, "text": " We're about to make some good upgrades."}, {"start": 12654.3, "end": 12655.14, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 12662.02, "end": 12664.58, "text": " Chad, are we really at risk of losing the park?"}, {"start": 12664.58, "end": 12666.18, "text": " I mean, they're not gonna see us, right?"}, {"start": 12666.18, "end": 12667.62, "text": " We're a startup business."}, {"start": 12669.380000000001, "end": 12673.02, "text": " Oh yeah, Rex was the babysitter from the babysitter game."}, {"start": 12678.34, "end": 12686.22, "text": " All right, Chad, we have eight research points."}, {"start": 12686.22, "end": 12692.26, "text": " We're about to make the best upgrades ever to this place."}, {"start": 12692.26, "end": 12694.06, "text": " You think I can hire another employee yet?"}, {"start": 12694.06, "end": 12695.06, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 12695.06, "end": 12700.18, "text": " If I can hire another employee, this place is about to go from, like, the greatest water"}, {"start": 12700.18, "end": 12706.18, "text": " park ever to, like, even the best."}, {"start": 12706.18, "end": 12713.94, "text": " All right, hold on, we gotta repair everything first and foremost, we gotta do that."}, {"start": 12713.94, "end": 12717.74, "text": " That was getting out of hand right there, let me get this cleaned up too, I ain't got"}, {"start": 12717.74, "end": 12718.74, "text": " my mouth."}, {"start": 12718.74, "end": 12724.460000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy, the BBL, oh my goodness, it looks like a McDonald's logo."}, {"start": 12724.460000000001, "end": 12727.460000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy, it's huge."}, {"start": 12727.460000000001, "end": 12736.16, "text": " All right, hold on, we got that done, repair this, boom, okay, that's repaired, that's"}, {"start": 12736.16, "end": 12738.16, "text": " I think everything is officially repaired."}, {"start": 12738.16, "end": 12742.16, "text": " We're going to make sure the slide zone is good."}, {"start": 12742.16, "end": 12743.16, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12754.16, "end": 12758.16, "text": " Tally with 5,000 bits again said, nah, that part got to get banned."}, {"start": 12758.16, "end": 12764.16, "text": " Yo, Tally, you run a competitive part, okay?"}, {"start": 12764.16, "end": 12765.16, "text": " You run a competitor to me."}, {"start": 12765.16, "end": 12770.16, "text": " competitor to me. Nobody's gonna ban off your word because you're trying to get all the business for yourself."}, {"start": 12770.16, "end": 12773.16, "text": " Alright, hold on. Make sure everything's clean real quick."}, {"start": 12777.16, "end": 12778.16, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 12779.16, "end": 12784.16, "text": " Alright, I wonder what kind of slide. Yo, what star do you have to be do you think to get custom slides?"}, {"start": 12784.16, "end": 12790.16, "text": " Never mind, I'm not suing. Stank Shores is amazing. 10 out of 10, 500 stars."}, {"start": 12790.16, "end": 12794.16, "text": " Can I have my chicken back, please? You did, I did not take, I did..."}, {"start": 12795.16, "end": 12805.8, "text": " Check they're making this up they're doing all this because they know the person that"}, {"start": 12805.8, "end": 12808.72, "text": " owned the googly goons running this with you through trying to make me look bad they want"}, {"start": 12808.72, "end": 12817.92, "text": " this business to fail I'm not gonna let it I'm not gonna let it fail legal team putting"}, {"start": 12817.92, "end": 12819.92, "text": " didn't work. Oh, buddy, they"}, {"start": 12819.92, "end": 12827.92, "text": " worked 24, 7 round the clock."}, {"start": 12827.92, "end": 12829.92, "text": " Chat, when I build my own"}, {"start": 12829.92, "end": 12831.92, "text": " back room, should I actually"}, {"start": 12831.92, "end": 12833.92, "text": " have my IRL lawyer do the"}, {"start": 12833.92, "end": 12835.92, "text": " one of the escape from the"}, {"start": 12835.92, "end": 12837.92, "text": " back rooms once? He said"}, {"start": 12837.92, "end": 12839.92, "text": " he's down, no joke."}, {"start": 12839.92, "end": 12841.92, "text": " He actually said he's down."}, {"start": 12841.92, "end": 12843.92, "text": " Like for real, he did."}, {"start": 12843.92, "end": 12845.92, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12845.92, "end": 12852.42, "text": " All right, Chad, it's time, big boy upgrade time."}, {"start": 12852.42, "end": 12855.74, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 12855.74, "end": 12861.1, "text": " We're about to make some non-dangerous pool things here."}, {"start": 12861.1, "end": 12862.6, "text": " What do we got?"}, {"start": 12862.6, "end": 12868.08, "text": " Attractions, jukebox, modern pools, we got to have it."}, {"start": 12868.08, "end": 12872.86, "text": " Inflatable vending machine, sell pool toys for guests, what?"}, {"start": 12872.86, "end": 12874.28, "text": " Let's do everything else real quick."}, {"start": 12874.28, "end": 12875.460000000001, "text": " Spray can vendors."}, {"start": 12875.460000000001, "end": 12877.36, "text": " I need that badly."}, {"start": 12878.980000000001, "end": 12881.92, "text": " I gotta have hiring level up and I need janitor staff."}, {"start": 12886.980000000001, "end": 12888.800000000001, "text": " We gotta do hiring level up."}, {"start": 12893.140000000001, "end": 12895.480000000001, "text": " Should I do hiring and janitor right here?"}, {"start": 12902.86, "end": 12906.16, "text": " There's blobs."}, {"start": 12906.16, "end": 12911.16, "text": " They got blobs now."}, {"start": 12911.16, "end": 12920.880000000001, "text": " We got to wait on that."}, {"start": 12920.880000000001, "end": 12923.24, "text": " Modern slides."}, {"start": 12923.24, "end": 12930.16, "text": " Should I go ahead and get jukebox so we can unlock modern slides later?"}, {"start": 12930.16, "end": 12937.36, "text": " Or should I get janitor staff for now?"}, {"start": 12937.36, "end": 12940.68, "text": " If I have somebody doing maintenance, I can do the janitor stuff myself."}, {"start": 12940.68, "end": 12944.0, "text": " So let's go ahead and do jukebox so we can do modern slides soon."}, {"start": 12944.0, "end": 12946.0, "text": " Y'all poo at that?"}, {"start": 12946.0, "end": 12947.0, "text": " Me too."}, {"start": 12947.0, "end": 12948.0, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 12948.0, "end": 12949.0, "text": " Bark decorations level 2."}, {"start": 12949.0, "end": 12955.2, "text": " I'm doing everything I can with cash real quick."}, {"start": 12955.2, "end": 12957.8, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12957.800000000001, "end": 12964.78, "text": " Right now we're saving up three research points, but Chad we have new pools that we're about to hire another employee by the way"}, {"start": 12966.420000000002, "end": 12970.460000000001, "text": " What are the new pools looking like I did not mean to do that stop lock in"}, {"start": 12972.500000000002, "end": 12978.7, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen stanky shores has new pools for sure"}, {"start": 12981.220000000001, "end": 12983.220000000001, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 12983.220000000001, "end": 12985.220000000001, "text": " We have this one"}, {"start": 12985.220000000001, "end": 12989.220000000001, "text": " This one, wait, we got jump boards now."}, {"start": 12989.220000000001, "end": 12992.220000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12992.220000000001, "end": 12995.220000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12995.220000000001, "end": 12998.220000000001, "text": " How are we gonna do this?"}, {"start": 12998.220000000001, "end": 13002.220000000001, "text": " Let's put one."}, {"start": 13002.220000000001, "end": 13009.220000000001, "text": " Should we have a, should we have a Stanky Shore certified jump zone?"}, {"start": 13009.220000000001, "end": 13014.220000000001, "text": " Wait, let's do a Stanky Shore certified jump zone real quick. Let me cook. Hold up."}, {"start": 13014.220000000001, "end": 13017.220000000001, "text": " Watch this, watch."}, {"start": 13019.220000000001, "end": 13024.220000000001, "text": " We have the slide zone, now we're about to have the jump zone, let me cook."}, {"start": 13026.220000000001, "end": 13027.220000000001, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 13029.220000000001, "end": 13031.220000000001, "text": " How many jump boards we think intact?"}, {"start": 13035.220000000001, "end": 13036.220000000001, "text": " How much is a piece?"}, {"start": 13038.220000000001, "end": 13040.220000000001, "text": " Three fifty up!"}, {"start": 13044.220000000001, "end": 13047.220000000001, "text": " Bring it up, come on, come on, come on, come on."}, {"start": 13060.220000000001, "end": 13062.220000000001, "text": " Four for now!"}, {"start": 13064.220000000001, "end": 13072.220000000001, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, Stanky Shore Certified Jump Zone."}, {"start": 13074.220000000001, "end": 13086.78, "text": " look at this chat would you go to the stanky shores for sure you wouldn't put"}, {"start": 13086.78, "end": 13090.060000000001, "text": " them closer we're about to I'm about to test them I always test my product"}, {"start": 13090.060000000001, "end": 13095.060000000001, "text": " first especially in schedule one but"}, {"start": 13098.1, "end": 13101.660000000002, "text": " but I might have had too much PBL behind that one let me do a different"}, {"start": 13101.66, "end": 13104.16, "text": " one. Wait, is this one dangerous?"}, {"start": 13111.92, "end": 13115.94, "text": " Okay, I don't think people are going to jump as far as me. We'll do a test one"}, {"start": 13115.94, "end": 13120.02, "text": " with it, but I don't think they're going to jump as far as me. I don't think"}, {"start": 13120.02, "end": 13122.06, "text": " they're going to jump as far as me. We'll just leave that for now. We're"}, {"start": 13122.06, "end": 13125.5, "text": " going to see what happens. Okay, another pool."}, {"start": 13125.5, "end": 13130.5, "text": " Chad, y'all want to do the peanut ball right here?"}, {"start": 13130.5, "end": 13131.5, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 13131.5, "end": 13141.5, "text": " Oh, you kind of like at an angle, y'all mess with that?"}, {"start": 13141.5, "end": 13149.5, "text": " Put it in like an angle right here, look at this, let me cook, let me cook, let me cook,"}, {"start": 13149.5, "end": 13150.5, "text": " let me cook."}, {"start": 13150.5, "end": 13151.5, "text": " Give it some character."}, {"start": 13151.5, "end": 13153.66, "text": " Chad, not everything has to be in straight lines."}, {"start": 13153.66, "end": 13160.66, "text": " stuff can have character sometimes. Look at that right there. Look at that right there."}, {"start": 13160.66, "end": 13171.78, "text": " Okay, wait. Now those trees are in the way. So I can put one more pole right here."}, {"start": 13171.78, "end": 13180.78, "text": " Chad, y'all messin' with this?"}, {"start": 13180.78, "end": 13184.460000000001, "text": " Wait, I got room over here, too."}, {"start": 13184.460000000001, "end": 13185.460000000001, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 13185.460000000001, "end": 13186.460000000001, "text": " Let me cook."}, {"start": 13186.460000000001, "end": 13189.140000000001, "text": " Chad, we gotta remove a tree real quick."}, {"start": 13189.140000000001, "end": 13190.140000000001, "text": " Deforestation."}, {"start": 13190.140000000001, "end": 13191.140000000001, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 13191.140000000001, "end": 13192.140000000001, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 13192.140000000001, "end": 13193.140000000001, "text": " Let this cook, Chad."}, {"start": 13193.140000000001, "end": 13194.140000000001, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 13194.140000000001, "end": 13195.140000000001, "text": " Seriously, let it cook."}, {"start": 13195.140000000001, "end": 13196.140000000001, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 13196.14, "end": 13199.14, "text": " Let's cook, Chad. Hold up. Seriously, let it cook."}, {"start": 13199.14, "end": 13200.14, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 13203.14, "end": 13204.14, "text": " We're gonna do"}, {"start": 13205.64, "end": 13208.14, "text": " Bop and then we're gonna do"}, {"start": 13213.64, "end": 13214.64, "text": " Bop."}, {"start": 13215.14, "end": 13216.14, "text": " Why'd that work?"}, {"start": 13224.14, "end": 13225.14, "text": " Oh, I ain't got no money."}, {"start": 13226.14, "end": 13237.98, "text": " That's why it wasn't working because we don't have any money."}, {"start": 13237.98, "end": 13241.939999999999, "text": " All right, let's do a shift, let's save some money."}, {"start": 13241.939999999999, "end": 13247.42, "text": " So the upgrades that we just made, we have a peanut pull right here, it's straight chilling,"}, {"start": 13247.42, "end": 13248.42, "text": " right?"}, {"start": 13248.42, "end": 13249.42, "text": " It's kind of at an angle."}, {"start": 13249.42, "end": 13252.46, "text": " So if you want to come over here and have like a little, wait a minute, I can make"}, {"start": 13252.46, "end": 13253.46, "text": " this better."}, {"start": 13253.46, "end": 13254.46, "text": " Watch this chat."}, {"start": 13254.460000000001, "end": 13264.460000000001, "text": " Time for one if you're watching."}, {"start": 13264.460000000001, "end": 13267.460000000001, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 13267.460000000001, "end": 13276.460000000001, "text": " Ewww!"}, {"start": 13276.460000000001, "end": 13286.460000000001, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 13286.460000000001, "end": 13291.460000000001, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 13291.460000000001, "end": 13296.460000000001, "text": " Well, I need to hire somebody."}, {"start": 13296.460000000001, "end": 13297.460000000001, "text": " Hire."}, {"start": 13297.460000000001, "end": 13301.460000000001, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen,"}, {"start": 13301.460000000001, "end": 13304.460000000001, "text": " We're about to hire a maintenance individual."}, {"start": 13306.460000000001, "end": 13310.460000000001, "text": " Wait, no, we're not. I don't have the money to hire anybody. Let's open up."}, {"start": 13313.460000000001, "end": 13319.460000000001, "text": " All right, chat. Let's open up and let's see if they like that. So cool, dude. That is actually so cool."}, {"start": 13320.460000000001, "end": 13323.460000000001, "text": " All right. Yo, Jacks."}, {"start": 13331.460000000001, "end": 13338.980000000001, "text": " Hold it down for me for a minute. I got a I got a hand or something"}, {"start": 13344.94, "end": 13346.94, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 13348.26, "end": 13354.18, "text": " Well, well, well look who's doing better these days, I hope you enjoyed the money while it lasted now"}, {"start": 13354.18, "end": 13358.02, "text": " It's time to settle your arrangement. You owe me seventy five hundred dollars"}, {"start": 13361.460000000001, "end": 13388.460000000001, "text": " No, nobody refuses me twice, you'll regret this."}, {"start": 13388.460000000001, "end": 13392.92, "text": " Let's go big doll UK be here with no wristband"}, {"start": 13397.900000000001, "end": 13399.900000000001, "text": " Call me"}, {"start": 13399.9, "end": 13401.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13413.779999999999, "end": 13415.779999999999, "text": " Vivian"}, {"start": 13416.22, "end": 13418.64, "text": " What are you doing with my sledgehammer?"}, {"start": 13429.9, "end": 13435.9, "text": " Was that a mafia hit already?"}, {"start": 13435.9, "end": 13444.9, "text": " I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 13444.9, "end": 13451.9, "text": " I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 13451.9, "end": 13458.9, "text": " Everybody around me is like having fun and I'm just like, I'm just having to hold it together."}, {"start": 13458.9, "end": 13462.34, "text": " They got me feeling like Chileno Sanchez right now."}, {"start": 13462.34, "end": 13464.34, "text": " The show must go on."}, {"start": 13464.34, "end": 13466.34, "text": " R.I.P. Chileno Sanchez."}, {"start": 13469.22, "end": 13472.58, "text": " Bro, queso's dookie staying with the team."}, {"start": 13472.58, "end": 13474.66, "text": " Get the W. queso's dookie staying with the team."}, {"start": 13474.66, "end": 13476.66, "text": " Get the..."}, {"start": 13480.42, "end": 13482.66, "text": " Who is Chileno Sanchez? The goat."}, {"start": 13482.66, "end": 13484.66, "text": " What do you know about Chilino?"}, {"start": 13484.66, "end": 13489.66, "text": " I like me some Chilino Sanchez."}, {"start": 13489.66, "end": 13490.66, "text": " Broke Tuck, though, Chag."}, {"start": 13490.66, "end": 13492.66, "text": " I remember the video where they handed him that note,"}, {"start": 13492.66, "end": 13494.66, "text": " and he still performed anyway."}, {"start": 13494.66, "end": 13495.66, "text": " God, that's what I'm feeling like."}, {"start": 13495.66, "end": 13496.66, "text": " What you doing, Kansy?"}, {"start": 13496.66, "end": 13500.66, "text": " Get up out of here."}, {"start": 13500.66, "end": 13502.66, "text": " The popcorn, hold up."}, {"start": 13502.66, "end": 13503.66, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 13503.66, "end": 13504.66, "text": " I'm going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 13504.66, "end": 13505.66, "text": " I'm going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 13505.66, "end": 13506.66, "text": " I'm going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 13506.66, "end": 13507.66, "text": " I'm going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 13507.66, "end": 13508.66, "text": " I'm going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 13508.66, "end": 13509.66, "text": " I'm going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 13509.66, "end": 13510.66, "text": " I'm going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 13510.66, "end": 13517.619999999999, "text": " the popcorn hold up hold on there's a bomb on it I'm so sorry I gotta go handle something"}, {"start": 13519.7, "end": 13523.06, "text": " I gotta hire somebody right now yes Amara what can I do for you"}, {"start": 13523.06, "end": 13528.26, "text": " set a butter on that there you go thank you so much about that you didn't have a wristband up"}, {"start": 13529.7, "end": 13532.26, "text": " why is everybody coming in with no wristband today"}, {"start": 13532.26, "end": 13541.9, "text": " Lord have mercy. Yes. What can I do for you? Playing hot dog? There you go. Chat is time"}, {"start": 13541.9, "end": 13550.5, "text": " to hire somebody. Lock in. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a task. Oh, push cheaters from your park."}, {"start": 13550.5, "end": 13554.94, "text": " Okay, I got it. Let me get the spot cleaned up. I'm so sorry about the spot. Watch out."}, {"start": 13554.94, "end": 13555.94, "text": " Okay, you're good."}, {"start": 13559.86, "end": 13560.86, "text": " Jasper."}, {"start": 13562.380000000001, "end": 13565.060000000001, "text": " Jasper and Junior Double J, huh?"}, {"start": 13565.060000000001, "end": 13566.060000000001, "text": " What is wrong with y'all?"}, {"start": 13566.060000000001, "end": 13567.060000000001, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 13569.34, "end": 13570.34, "text": " Okay, uh..."}, {"start": 13572.1, "end": 13573.1, "text": " Lainey, I..."}, {"start": 13573.1, "end": 13575.34, "text": " Lord have mercy!"}, {"start": 13575.34, "end": 13576.7, "text": " Lainey, get out of here!"}, {"start": 13584.94, "end": 13593.380000000001, "text": " The dude in the shower's face, oh what was wrong?"}, {"start": 13593.380000000001, "end": 13600.18, "text": " Somebody hold on, hold on, hold on, yes what can I do for you Ronia, we're Juliette app."}, {"start": 13600.18, "end": 13603.18, "text": " She was in here yesterday for real."}, {"start": 13603.18, "end": 13605.980000000001, "text": " Yes Mara, lemonade with lemon, there you go."}, {"start": 13605.980000000001, "end": 13606.980000000001, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13606.980000000001, "end": 13613.140000000001, "text": " Okay, chatters employee hiring time, who are we getting right here?"}, {"start": 13613.14, "end": 13615.38, "text": " Jax is well rested, okay."}, {"start": 13615.38, "end": 13619.74, "text": " Okay, Eric, 118%."}, {"start": 13619.74, "end": 13622.38, "text": " Recovery time is only 39 seconds with Eric."}, {"start": 13622.38, "end": 13624.48, "text": " Oh my goodness, chat, we gotta hire Eric."}, {"start": 13625.599999999999, "end": 13629.5, "text": " We gotta hire Eric's 39 second recovery time."}, {"start": 13633.9, "end": 13638.06, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Stanky Shores,"}, {"start": 13638.06, "end": 13640.56, "text": " newest employee."}, {"start": 13640.56, "end": 13642.5, "text": " Eric, let's go introduce ourselves to him."}, {"start": 13642.5, "end": 13648.58, "text": " You doing uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Calani Calani mother okay there you go thank you"}, {"start": 13649.46, "end": 13652.74, "text": " ladies and gentlemen is hero"}, {"start": 13661.62, "end": 13666.66, "text": " He's the goat oh my goodness he is the goat"}, {"start": 13666.66, "end": 13677.42, "text": " W Eric. Yes, what can I do for you? Ice and lemon. There you go. Oh my goodness. W Eric."}, {"start": 13677.42, "end": 13685.9, "text": " I don't even want to talk to him and interrupt him. Bro. He is full sprinting. There you"}, {"start": 13685.9, "end": 13691.14, "text": " go. Elani. Yes, sir. Salvador playing hot dog. Thank you so much. You have a good"}, {"start": 13691.14, "end": 13694.34, "text": " someone. What's good? Will popcorn and"}, {"start": 13694.34, "end": 13697.939999999999, "text": " cinna butter. I got you right here. There you go. Thank you so"}, {"start": 13697.939999999999, "end": 13704.18, "text": " much. What is going on, chat?"}, {"start": 13706.5, "end": 13711.699999999999, "text": " Both of our employees here. Chat. No, how's everybody liking"}, {"start": 13711.699999999999, "end": 13714.5, "text": " the the the the the the the dive zone? Y'all having a good"}, {"start": 13714.5, "end": 13719.859999999999, "text": " time with the dive zone? Let's see how it goes."}, {"start": 13721.14, "end": 13725.619999999999, "text": " You shouldn't be doing that back. Okay. That's fine. Hey, she's a professional. She's a professional"}, {"start": 13726.42, "end": 13732.099999999999, "text": " All right. Hope y'all having a good time for real. Thank y'all so much for being here today. Thank y'all. We really need the money"}, {"start": 13734.06, "end": 13739.9, "text": " Chat W Eric W Jax we have a good staff here right now as far as staff goes"}, {"start": 13739.9, "end": 13747.06, "text": " I think stinky shores in a good spot staff wise. Is that water dirty? Hold on come down the slide real quick, ma'am"}, {"start": 13747.06, "end": 13749.06, "text": " Let me get this cleaned up"}, {"start": 13749.06, "end": 13754.06, "text": " All right, hold on. Nobody go down the slide, please. I gotta get it drained."}, {"start": 13754.06, "end": 13757.06, "text": " Are you okay? Hold on."}, {"start": 13757.06, "end": 13759.06, "text": " There we go. Okay, there we go. We're good."}, {"start": 13759.06, "end": 13765.06, "text": " People are waiting long for popcorners. Just straight, just, just, just pee-pee on the ground, man."}, {"start": 13767.06, "end": 13769.06, "text": " A bus that is clear on it."}, {"start": 13772.06, "end": 13776.06, "text": " All right, dude, Eric is literally floating on him."}, {"start": 13779.82, "end": 13783.9, "text": " Guess we're too long for living they y'all gonna have to wait a minute man. I'm truck"}, {"start": 13784.779999999999, "end": 13787.019999999999, "text": " Leaving you good. Let me get that cleaned up. I'm so sorry"}, {"start": 13788.1, "end": 13790.1, "text": " Excuse me"}, {"start": 13792.34, "end": 13795.9, "text": " Dahlia are you dead serious Dahlia you saw"}, {"start": 13800.18, "end": 13806.3, "text": " Okay, is anybody else leaving something let me go check real quick. Oh my goodness. We got lines. You can't serve them Salvador"}, {"start": 13806.3, "end": 13808.3, "text": " That's my job. Yes"}, {"start": 13808.300000000001, "end": 13816.220000000001, "text": " Popcorn with butter. I got you right here. There you go. Yes, sir. What can I do for you popcorn with butter?"}, {"start": 13816.220000000001, "end": 13819.340000000002, "text": " Thank you so much. How can I how can I help you Maro?"}, {"start": 13819.840000000002, "end": 13822.6, "text": " Lemonade with ice. There you go. Thank you"}, {"start": 13824.6, "end": 13828.960000000001, "text": " Chat they're waiting so long on service dude started like working the shelf himself"}, {"start": 13830.76, "end": 13834.160000000002, "text": " Chat Eric yo, I wonder if I could give Eric some extra work"}, {"start": 13834.16, "end": 13841.36, "text": " No joke because he is flying around here. That is actually crazy. W. Eric Chadd like for real Steve Coby"}, {"start": 13843.32, "end": 13847.98, "text": " Okay, we got $1,700 now everything seems we go me get this cleaned up watch out for that"}, {"start": 13849.08, "end": 13851.08, "text": " man watch out"}, {"start": 13852.68, "end": 13858.2, "text": " Leon's with the fight okay, what's going on Eric is too tired and going to rest"}, {"start": 13858.2, "end": 13864.400000000001, "text": " chat we let him slide we let him slide he is a crazy good worker we let him"}, {"start": 13864.400000000001, "end": 13870.0, "text": " slide yes sir junior popcorn with butter there you go thank you what can I do"}, {"start": 13870.0, "end": 13874.28, "text": " for you able are you able to get some popcorn yeah there you go yeah oh she"}, {"start": 13874.28, "end": 13879.240000000002, "text": " gone yes sir Ezekiel she'll be mine I did not me to do that I didn't mean to"}, {"start": 13879.240000000002, "end": 13883.720000000001, "text": " push you I'm so tough you still won't sell"}, {"start": 13888.2, "end": 13890.2, "text": " Sir, I know you still want some popcorn."}, {"start": 13893.2, "end": 13896.2, "text": " Eric is already back at work."}, {"start": 13897.2, "end": 13905.2, "text": " Yo, Eric, if you keep this up, yo, big dog, if you keep this up, you are going to be getting a raised stack."}, {"start": 13910.2, "end": 13911.2, "text": " Let him do his thing."}, {"start": 13912.2, "end": 13915.2, "text": " Let him do his thing. Somebody's waiting on some stuff."}, {"start": 13915.2, "end": 13917.68, "text": " Axe is too tired and he's making Jacks look like he sucks."}, {"start": 13917.68, "end": 13918.800000000001, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 13918.800000000001, "end": 13919.640000000001, "text": " Shilly line."}, {"start": 13919.640000000001, "end": 13920.480000000001, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13920.480000000001, "end": 13921.320000000002, "text": " What's good?"}, {"start": 13921.320000000002, "end": 13922.720000000001, "text": " Mustard, there you go as well."}, {"start": 13922.720000000001, "end": 13924.08, "text": " I need some more hot dogs and some more."}, {"start": 13924.08, "end": 13926.44, "text": " Oh my goodness, I am so sorry, Jamari."}, {"start": 13926.44, "end": 13927.52, "text": " Let me get that clip though."}, {"start": 13927.52, "end": 13928.880000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry, Jamari."}, {"start": 13928.880000000001, "end": 13929.720000000001, "text": " You like that one?"}, {"start": 13929.720000000001, "end": 13930.560000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13933.480000000001, "end": 13934.320000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13934.320000000002, "end": 13935.16, "text": " I need some hot dogs."}, {"start": 13935.16, "end": 13936.16, "text": " I need some popcorn real quick."}, {"start": 13936.16, "end": 13937.16, "text": " Let me go grab that."}, {"start": 13940.720000000001, "end": 13942.52, "text": " Eric's a better worker than Keso."}, {"start": 13942.52, "end": 13943.800000000001, "text": " You done lost your mind."}, {"start": 13945.2, "end": 13957.04, "text": " There we go. Hot dogs. Popcorn. There we go. What is that? What is that? How do I"}, {"start": 13957.04, "end": 13981.84, "text": " Jacks, we got- Oh, you are s- Jacks, we have- there you go."}, {"start": 13981.84, "end": 13988.880000000001, "text": " Let me get this restart people are waiting. Oh my goodness. I'm so ma'am. I am so sorry"}, {"start": 13988.880000000001, "end": 13992.52, "text": " I did not mean to do that. I'm so you got that eight. I wasn't really that bad"}, {"start": 13996.52, "end": 14002.0, "text": " Hey, hey quick running. How you doing? You want ice in that? There you go. Thank you so much"}, {"start": 14002.84, "end": 14006.48, "text": " Okay, get that going get that going. Yes ma'am"}, {"start": 14006.48, "end": 14011.48, "text": " eliminate them and there you go as well. Thank you so much. Why don't the music cut off? What's happening?"}, {"start": 14036.48, "end": 14058.68, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 14058.68, "end": 14059.52, "text": " Is she okay?"}, {"start": 14059.52, "end": 14060.52, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 14066.76, "end": 14068.28, "text": " Chad, I got a few in the next episode."}, {"start": 14068.28, "end": 14070.0, "text": " We're probably gonna die."}, {"start": 14070.0, "end": 14074.800000000001, "text": " 97% satisfaction rate."}, {"start": 14074.800000000001, "end": 14077.56, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 14079.52, "end": 14080.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14081.36, "end": 14083.44, "text": " What an eventful episode."}, {"start": 14084.4, "end": 14087.04, "text": " We hired a new employee."}, {"start": 14087.04, "end": 14089.240000000002, "text": " We got new pools."}, {"start": 14089.240000000002, "end": 14094.240000000002, "text": " We got a jump zone, Stanky Shore certified jump zone."}, {"start": 14094.28, "end": 14095.68, "text": " But on the other hand,"}, {"start": 14095.68, "end": 14098.76, "text": " the mafia has officially threatened our life."}, {"start": 14099.800000000001, "end": 14103.080000000002, "text": " Next episode, we're gonna have new slides and stuff,"}, {"start": 14103.080000000002, "end": 14106.0, "text": " but I also don't know if we're gonna die next episode."}, {"start": 14106.0, "end": 14108.960000000001, "text": " So next episode should be eventful."}, {"start": 14108.960000000001, "end": 14111.44, "text": " Eric is the MVP of this episode chat."}, {"start": 14111.44, "end": 14113.640000000001, "text": " W. Eric, actually."}, {"start": 14113.640000000001, "end": 14114.720000000001, "text": " That is the..."}, {"start": 14117.04, "end": 14138.12, "text": " Chad, I don't know what's going to happen in next episode, but we are going to have to"}, {"start": 14138.12, "end": 14139.12, "text": " figure something out."}, {"start": 14139.12, "end": 14141.12, "text": " We're going to have to defend ourselves some way."}, {"start": 14141.12, "end": 14146.320000000002, "text": " That was even though the mafia wants to kill us, that was a great episode no matter"}, {"start": 14146.32, "end": 14148.6, "text": " Why is the music still off? Hey"}, {"start": 14149.66, "end": 14153.88, "text": " W episode chat and great stream and I love y'all bro. Hey"}, {"start": 14155.199999999999, "end": 14159.4, "text": " Precates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight"}, {"start": 14160.24, "end": 14164.84, "text": " Precate all the gifted subs don't know those bits follows in the course. I'll pre-sut all y'all for this hanging out"}, {"start": 14164.84, "end": 14170.4, "text": " Hey, you'll have a good rest y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow, and I'll see y'all Sunday ladies and gentlemen. Love me night"}, {"start": 14170.72, "end": 14172.72, "text": " Peace out y'all"}]}