Yeah.
Yeah.
already know. You already know.
Look at some of my eyes. I got pink eye again, G.G. Fifth time this week. G.G. Jose with
with the five W. Jose with the five thank yous.
We good?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
We good buddy.
You better believe it.
Okay, bad Doctor Luke, thank you.
You ain't know what's happening here.
Don't you?
Don't you?
What's this jingle right here, chat? What's this jingle? Listen. What's that jingle? Name
that jingle. Nickelodeon. Yes. The real ones know. Jose with the fire. You
already know what time it is. Yes, indeed. Oh, yes, indeed. Oh, yes, indeed. Time for
for a spin. Send it.
Huh!
Clang.
Clang.
Clang.
MJ with the 5W, MJ with the 5.
Yeah.
Cheers, Buster.
Woo!
Woo!
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yo!
What's good, what's good?
What's good, what's good?
What's good, what's good?
What's good, what's good?
That was good ladies and gentlemen. I have returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again once more yet again once more
Diana with the five w Diana with the five
same thing Prince Tim
Turtle Nikki Mo Simba Ray
Son Regal and Ali it's darling
land
Cnq
Anna, Tiger, Bunny, Wonder, W. Suvers, man.
Appreciate y'all golden.
Childhouse, everybody's day going on a scale of one.
Let me hear it, huh?
Black, I mean, Blue Hoodie, by the way.
Let me, let me chill out.
No, no, no, no, no, Black, Blue Hoodie.
I repeat.
Blue.
I'm blue.
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I oh I I I I I I I I I I.
So I buried with the fire,
and if you don't believe me that is blue.
Boom.
Boom.
Now you have no choice,
because, buddy, let me tell you,
That right there is a blue hoodie if I've ever seen one.
Okay? It is.
In case if you watch the Spider-Man movie yet, what you mean yet?
I have not.
I most certainly have not buster I
Most certainly have not
Okay
Matter of fact, I saw a spider last night and today it's getting bad out here. I
Saw a spider last night and today and both of them was massive. I
I mean humongous even.
I mean horrible, buddy.
Let me tell you, it's bad.
Chad, we made it to another Friday.
Are y'all happy that we made it to another Friday?
Jiffy with the five, thank you.
Are you happy?
What are we playing today?
Oh, buddy.
Oh, buddy, you must not have heard the news.
Ha ha, chat, who's gonna tell him?
Ty with the five.
Ha!
This dude must not heard of news.
He must have didn't get the memo.
Probably with the five thank yous.
If you didn't get the memo, it's
hearing a little bit, hearing a little while.
When I get on these games, boy, oh, boy,
Look at what we got lined up.
Chad wrote in Get the Memo.
Chad, it's actually insane.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it myself.
I still can't believe it from last night.
I really still can't believe it.
I don't know.
It came out of nowhere.
I was not expecting them to do this.
If you were not here last night,
Granny three official now official
Granithy three I'm not talking about this ain't no mod this ain't no other game the official
Granny three updated the game
Which means that the granny three devs are still alive
So
When we get on granny here in a little bit
They
unleashed
Hot air balloon escape. I have not seen no videos. I ain't seen nothing. Don't give me no spoilers. Okay
So that's what we're gonna do when we get on the game, buddy. You better believe it
You already know I'm going hard mode on there. Don't play with me. We ain't doing no normal. We're going straight hard mode
Also, a humongous addition, maybe the biggest addition ever.
We don't have to restart every time we die in Granny 3 anymore.
Because you can turn off limping!
Man!
But also, again, I already said this, you know what this makes me wonder, chat?
There might never be a granny for.
Chat, there might never be a granny for.
because I it's like think about it no seriously I know that's not a good thought
nobody wants to think that thought right nobody does but if they're releasing an
entire new escape on granny 3 do you think they're do you think they're
even working on Granny 4? I bet the hot air balloon is cut content from Granny 4.
Yeah, we're coping bad. We're coping bad in here. Midwest medic with the five. Thank you.
But dude, yeah. So yeah, if you were not here yesterday, Granny 3 got an update. So we're
going to be doing that you already know because why would we not right there's
no universe that we wouldn't do that okay bet Seth thank you Seth W. Seth thank
you um y'all hate to hear that uh I'm sorry here that they are rest in peace
Lucy Chassay RIP Lucy rest in peace Lucy I'm sorry to hear that fate thank
you River with the five gifted W River with the five gift that I appreciate
that river. Tally the goat just gifted a thousand bits and said, I'm the goat.
All right. Hey, I'm not gonna argue with you. Lucas with the five and lovers with the five.
Thank you. Um. Yo, I hate to hear that as well. I'll be roughie as well. Thank you. Casos,
crusty thong bikini what all right peter ruffy though I hate hear that so yo
tasty Tyler with the 25 gifted w tasty Tyler with the 25 gifted kind of a
crazy name not gonna lie but it is a name nonetheless
w tasty Tyler for real thank you appreciate that tasty Tyler but what is
K case if you had one you okay so booty flakes with the 50 gifted as well WK so
booty flakes with the 50 gifted as well Lord have mercy WK so booty flakes with
the 50 oh my good yeah you're forgiving homes I have not heard about
about the TGL Pete that look at his question though, chat.
If you had one wish, what would you use the one wish on?
Don't wash home in three and silver with the five.
If I had one wish, like one in the whole world scheme, just one, let me think, hold on let
me think.
That's a great question.
My mom just said, mom to live forever.
What about dad, mom?
I bet he looked at you crazy when you typed that.
I bet he looked at you crazy right there.
Oh!
Man.
I'll tell you my wish then.
This is one wish, this is all combined into one wish.
I wish to have the superpower to be able to grant immortality to any living being that
I choose to.
Now everybody in here saying me.
Say y'all ain't getting none of that.
Now I'm playing.
I got y'all.
There you go.
Forever living.
Yo, Sid with the 5W, Sid with the 5.
There y'all going to chat.
Ugh.
Just hit all y'all with it.
You're welcome.
There you go.
Don't put me there too late.
It doesn't hit you with it.
Now everybody in here is immortal.
GG.
You're welcome man. Don't say I never did nothing for you.
Mint chocolate chip or vanilla? You just gonna disrespect vanilla like that and put
it up against mint chocolate chip? Vanilla all day buddy, what you talking about?
not even clothe I mean not even not even clothe right there mint sucks you know
what bro mint does suck a lot of the times but if y'all ever had a York
peppermint patty? Have y'all, have y'all ever had a York peppermint patty, bro? It's
like a little chocolate, it's like a little chocolate thing, look like a little
chocolate patty, bro. Things actually no joke good. Okay, so bright yellow
on with the file. Those things are actually good. Happy birthday Josh. But
other like some ice cream action though with some mint. No that ain't meant to
be. Get it my bad. Get them out of my sight it's time.
Hey, get him out of my side. It's time. You know what time it is. Thank you. We twerk
with the five. You're having 31st birthday. Uh, uh, Sue, what W Sue? We're having 31st
birthday. Thank you. Lock in.
World. I absolutely cooked with yesterday's word. I'm on a hot
streak. Make no mistake. Your boy is on a hot streak right now.
Let's get it.
Plead.
Well, it's a disaster.
Okay.
Uh, it's a disaster.
Oh, man, you just hate to see it, Chad.
You know what I mean? You just hate to see it.
Uh...
Let's go...
Siren.
Okay, I'm not mad at that.
So...
Huh?
Let's go.
C E.
He, uh, hush, young Sprout, I'm thinking over here.
Young Sprout, hush, I'm thinking.
Why E?
But the E doesn't go.
Okay, so yeah, never mind.
What am I thinking?
Okay, so the E 100% goes first or second.
So I could do a throwaway word and look for something that starts with an E.
A...
A...
A...
A...
A...
A...
That is a word. Don't play with me.
Wait a minute. Okay, hold up.
But what if the E doesn't go first?
Let's explore our options. Let's go we.
Wee.
Weep in.
Weep in.
Weapon.
Weep.
Lee?
Huh.
Hot young Sprout, I'm thinking!
Liam with the five.
Wait.
This is this is kind of throwing me for a loop here, Chad. I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of throwing me for a loop here
me me me me meetin'. That's a meeting. Meeting. We are meeting. No.
Or it could go E-M-I-E-E.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
The E is going to go four.
OK, hold on.
May.
May.
God bless you.
I love you.
Oh, never mind, I thought it was satin for a second, I'm trippin' my bad.
Ha, ha, ha, hold up.
Send it, I'm going Kevin.
Kevin. I knew a dude named Kevin.
It's 11. Wait, no, it's not.
What's going on?
Eleven?
Dog, dog, what?
What?
So, it's blank EI because there's no way to I goes first,
W. E. I. Wayne.
Bang.
Well that doesn't make any sense I'm stupid.
This is insane, Chad, that this is crazy.
The, Bay,
Bane.
I'm going to twig!
I'm going to proceed with the file. Thank you.
GG.
GG.
I can't believe what I'm seeing, Chad, I can't believe what I'm seeing right here.
I got to be Mrs. Sump, unless the eye goes first, but there's no way the eye goes first.
what would start IE? Like what? No. It can't be. It can't, it can't, it actually can't be.
80.
Hey.
Hey.
Chad, I might borderline concede here.
No, Joe.
This might be a borderline concede.
This is...
Wait...
No!
Shat!
Get this out of my ear.
I don't know what that means, but we will take it.
And that's not how you spell fiend, is it?
I thought you spelled fiend, F-E-I-N.
There's a G in it?
Get out of me!
Let me look that up.
Thane? Thane?
Thane.
It means to pretend.
Just like everybody in here pretends like they go outside.
How you pronounce that?
Oh, I know this word.
Theme.
Yeah.
Theme.
Theme.
I'm a genius, Chad.
I don't know what to tell you.
I actually no joke, Chad.
No joke.
I was like within five minutes of conceding here.
No joke.
I was within like five minutes of conceding there.
I was in the blender beyond belief right there.
That was actually unreal.
Bruh!
Connections.
Hey, hey partner.
Hey partner, I don't know if you uh if you're new around here
Partner I don't know if you're new around here
But big doll
We don't we don't do that around here, okay
Hey, hey bubble
We don't
I don't care if all the words in it are booty fart.
I'm not doing it. I refuse. I am. Connections is absolutely and I mean absolutely dead to me.
I'll tell you what I will pull up though my tube again.
Check connections is dead to me. Okay.
Y'all think I was lying?
Y'all thought I was lying?
No, it's dead to me.
Dead, I tell you.
Matter of fact, Chad, let's all not do the connections.
Y'all agree with that?
Let's all not do the connections.
Okay.
What does Cooper just say to me?
You're just mad cause you're not good at it.
You know what I am good at though?
Exactly.
Hey.
Hey, exactly.
What do you think happened right there, Jack?
Healthy versus fast food addition.
Oh, it's from Spicy Peaches.
Spicy Peaches with another banger.
This is a tough one for me here.
This is a close one for me here.
I guess I'm going to watch a real estate show.
Oh, I mean, this is a close, I'm lying to you.
I can't keep that up.
I didn't know you were going to
make these even like comparable.
There's never a chance I'm going
healthy.
Yeah, no, yeah.
There's yeah, I W video but yeah,
we already know.
But yeah, I'm going to do
this.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
know. Band the guy that just said we know by the way, who do you think you are? I know you don't.
I know you don't. Get out of here. Do you mean we know?
Chat, you did not know. Every time one of those popped up, chat, you never knew what I was going
going to pick there.
OK.
Hold on.
I'm cooking.
Let me cook.
Chesh, we do another animal clothes call video.
those bro those the animal closed call videos be hit dude bro the animal ones
are so good I swear let me see here
look at this clickbait chat look at this clickbait right here one in a
A billion moments in nature and it's just a gigantic cube that fell from the heavens.
Did you get the word?
Oh, yes, I did.
It was fain.
It was fain, chat.
Should I go?
Did I go this one?
Yes.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yo, has anybody else's YouTube been running slow recently or is it just me?
Bro, I don't know what's been happening the past few days on YouTube.
When I add hits, like it seems like it's taking forever for like it to load.
I don't know why.
for two Indian veterans and former Arnold's Triple A pitcher,
O.A. Delegate.
Yeah!
30 scariest animal encounters of the year.
This was three years ago.
So this would be the 30 scariest animal encounters of 2022.
At Randham Boer National Park, a group of friends
averaged Safari Drive quickly turned
into a nightmare when they were horrifyingly
chased by a hungry tiger at first they began recording after spotting movement
in the bush with the 5
now in serious fear the tourists continue driving down the road in hopes of
being left alone, but the vicious tiger, unfortunately.
Dude, ain't tiger?
Don't tigers just like straight up clear lions, too.
As other plans.
That's why you stay home and play video games.
Facts!
Let's go get some music.
What's going on?
Hold on.
Whoa.
Not trying to risk their safety any longer, they thankfully decide to drive at full speed
away from the area.
See y'all smart!
Some folks that sit there record act like a camera gon' say.
The beginning of this clip shows a group of tourists slowly approaching an enormous
bison peacefully grazing on grass in Yellowstone National Park.
Oh, he killed you!
Eventually, the animal seems to be getting agitated, so some of the tourists try to evacuate the area.
But the smart ones!
That only makes the beast angrier.
Oh, never mind. They're dumb for that.
No!
Fortunately, the herbivore stops and leaves the group alone in the end.
A sunny day in Vail Water, South Africa.
Oh my goodness! G to the G!
It's a hippo video. I keep telling y'all do not play with these hippos.
These men had their enjoyable safari ride take a truly unpredictable turn when they got charged by a furious hippo.
Before anything, they begin recording when they notice the curious animal slowly approaching their car from the road behind them.
I think by the fact that these are, they look so whimsical and goofy, it's hard to imagine that that's like the most dangerous animal on the planet.
Even would completely clear an elephant by the way.
1v1 elephant versus hippo, hippo wins that every day a week, so...
Not expecting much to go wrong, they attempt to continue their unusual observation while they have the chance...
Man, you need to take off!
...to suddenly go south.
Oh, we saw this, but this one is like just casually an elephant riding behind a puppy.
breakfast when a furious elephant came and did the unthinkable at the beginning of the video
the two we saw this with the elephant the first year and stuff up stomper and the attack the
officials dismissed them y'all remember that one we saw that one the other day fishing for musky
this fisherman nearly jumped to his death when a snake randomly decided to pay him a visit
The video opens with the fisherman driving to his chosen location and upon reaching the set location, he gets into his boat.
After getting comfortable in the boat, the man sets up his camera and begins to-
Godfuck, I'm watching a paranormal video with this music in the background, by the way.
...pair his fishing gear. Once that is done, he wastes no time throwing in a line.
I want, as in the world, that thing doing trying to eat that.
For quite some time all seems to be going as planned and the enthusiastic fishermen even manages to secure his first catch and then out of nowhere the unthinkable happens.
I can't remember what exactly the snake is, but one of those snakes when they're swimming,
their head above the water so if you ever see this right here with his heads
above the water you bet hey you better get up out of there
feet oh my lord y'all always talking about some feet man just ain't got nothing
to do with no feet
In a fortunate turn of events, the snake makes its way out of the boat, leaving the frightened
man unharmed.
While checking trail cameras with his friend Rachel, this man spotted a sneaky mountain
lion spying on them through the bushes and immediately started to panic.
What's the f**king dog mind right here?
Get back down, Line!
He ain't doing nothing, he's just standing there!
You yelling at him!
Get back!
Get back!
Get back!
Get back!
He's just standing there!
As the animal shows no signs of backing down,
the pair do their best to de-escalate the situation while trying to back away.
doing his best to de-escalate the situation he's hooting and hollering
buddy you know what I've been doing I'd have gotten me a can of frisky wet cat
food out of my back pocket and be like kitty and out of game the food not a
pen of them out of went on by my way you want to know why cuz I I I like
cats and they wouldn't kill me because the cat would have been able to realize
oh this dude was cool I'm not gonna kill you slowly
de-escalate she doesn't like you man she does not like you dude I see what
this is now this dude trying to impress Rachel over here mark she's not
interested yes she's she's so brave you're over hooting holland at this
little kitty a few moments pass and the animal nonchalantly starts to retreat
back into the woods giving them the chance to make their escape
Fortunately, after a while, the mountain lion decides to leave the hikers bee, and they make
it out safely.
He probably thought he was so tough, he's like, yeah man, she likes me now.
When he turned the camera to Rachel and he was like, you good, she was like, oh, shit,
even cute.
This intense clip hooks up right as these brave men attempt to scare a nearby tiger
away from their village, unfortunately the situation escalates rather quickly.
I just want somebody to hide!
Luckily for them, the predator decides to spare the man at the very last second and
and ends up leaving the area completely.
See, what is you do doing?
Hey, Metta, take a picture.
A 45-year-old man in Bangkok, Thailand,
was watching TV in his lounge
when he heard some hissing sounds
coming out of his living room wall,
Having no idea of the terrible situation he was in, he called for help.
The rescuers came in and decided to break the plasterboard wall,
but what came out of it sent chills down the spine of everyone there.
It was a huge python living in that wall for God knows how.
That is so creepy.
That is actually just creepy.
Long.
Rescuers tried getting it out, but it stubbornly remained inside the wall.
Hey, big dog.
Oh, come on.
Hey, big dog.
Oh, yes.
That's your house now.
I just started grabbing my stuff.
As soon as he busted the wall out,
I see a little bit of a snake.
I just started packing.
Yeah, yeah. See you there, man.
When the snake finally did come out,
it was measured to be 15 feet in length
and was transported back to the wild.
That is crazy.
This next horrifying clip begins
clip begins by showing a man inside a shark cage recording his experience under
the deep dark and dangerous ocean.
God, he's two feet under the water.
This dude just said that like he's in a Mariana trench or something.
Dog, you can literally, he can reach his hand up and be at the surface.
This dude said that like he was scuba diving 8,000 feet under.
This next horrifying clip begins by showing a man inside a shark cage
Recording his experience under the deep dark and dangerous ocean
While waiting for sharks to circle him his expectations are quickly thrown out the window
Aggressive and hungry shark does something unexpected
You know what, Jeff? I don't know this. Okay, yeah. So he accidentally hit the cage here.
He went for the food and then he got the food and tried to swim off and he just accidentally
ran into the cage.
As the large predator gets its mouth completely stuck in the cage unable to free itself it starts to panic
Thankfully after a while the shark manages to wiggle its mouth out
Swimming you could have been a doll and gave him a little push, but okay away afterwards
The clip begins intensely with a silver-backed gorilla scaring a group of
GGs by doing something extremely terrifying and unexpected.
After the first charge the giant primate does not leave the group alone and
and continues to harass the tourists.
Dude, I like gorillas, man!
Come this way.
One more, one more.
One, two, three, one, two.
Dude, there's just never a situation
where I'm gonna be anywhere near this thing.
Why are they just out there with the gorilla?
Why?
Trying to de-escalate the situation,
the group makes their movements as silent
and slow as possible to avoid
angering the gorilla further.
We'll go home!
This seems to work, and the animal starts to walk away.
But it unfortunately decides to show them one last act of aggression.
Russian. Luckily, it let go of the woman relatively quickly, leaving. Bro just playing. Bro was
just playing around. I'm not going to lie. In the African wilderness, this Russian tourist
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
THIS CANNOT BE REAL!
Huge hippo and suddenly decided to run after it.
This is actually the dumbest person alive.
Well, they're probably not still alive. This was three years ago.
At the time of this recording, this was the dumbest person alive. I actually cannot believe this.
Surprisingly, the animal immediately runs in fear as the brave man keeps chasing-
The brave man?
You mean the dumbest human being breathing oxygen, man!
Down.
Feeling satisfied with what he's done, he simply turns around and goes back to minding
his own business? I can't believe what I just watched.
Try a whole world of delicious Duncan Refresher's. Did that dude have a bazooka in his back pocket
that I didn't see? No way. This is Quinta Brunson, writer, actor, producer.
This terrifying video starts off with two hunters in a tree stand who had just spotted a black
It bare below them, and quickly started recording.
Yo, cut this music, yo, cut this music out, Cub.
Moments later, the predator becomes overly curious
and tries to climb up their tree,
prompting them to prepare for the worst.
I'm not doing a debunking this isn't a debunking video sir it's a bear trying to climb a tree
you make it sound like I'm about to see somebody die.
He Q.
Get him something to eat.
Causes and a print of the black bear getting close to them.
The man recording decides that he has no other choice but to pull out his bear spray.
NO!
Why are you spraying up?
After getting sprayed in the face, the animal can finally be seen running away from those hunters tree, going as far as possible.
Man, I don't let him eat me.
Florida a sewer fishing trip got out of hand when the crew members came face to
face with a Burmese python watch to see what they did next as soon as the crew
initially reaches the sewer they have chosen to fish in they catch sight of a
humongous. Yo this stupid music I'm about to have to click off this law stop with the
piano I feel like I'm in a resident evil save room. And immediately get the idea of
potentially pulling it out. We were going to store fish and there's a huge snake.
Freak down there's a huge snake. Right here is right on its body.
It's like right above it. Can you guys see that or not?
Frightened and intrigued at the same time. Let's take the grate off and go down in there and get it.
You hook my crumb. Besides you call there friend Jacob who has experience with snakes.
Oh lord! A few minutes later, Jacob arrives at the scene and after putting
all necessary safety measures in place, he ventures down the sewer and moments later,
he emerges, holding this.
I'm okay, I'm okay.
Yeah, I feel like I'm watching a chilling scares video with this music.
No, I can't.
You're killing me.
You're killing me, Smalls.
Smalls.
Smalls.
You're, Smalls, you're killing me.
I mean, Lord have mercy.
I feel like I'm watching a chilling scares video over here.
What are we doing?
Why do we got full orchestras playing?
like brah yeah you know yeah you're right it literally is granny music it is
legitimately granithy gloria garnett music that's exactly what it sounded
like. Like, like, bro, you know what I mean?
Y'all know what I mean, don't you?
Do you know what I mean?
Huh?
Speaking of chilling scares.
Absolutely goaded YouTube channel by the way, goaded.
Have I seen this one chat?
Bro, I got something in my eye again.
Did I see that top one?
Oh my goodness, this one made me so mad. I can't remember if that was the one that we watched.
That made me so mad. Y'all remember that goober that was in that tent saying, hey, you're
scaring me. Get out of here, bubble. I got a knife. Where's my knife at? Do y'all
remember that one dude? Oh my goodness. Bro that one, I seen that one. I don't know if
I've seen this one. I don't think I've seen this. Chad, did I see this? I don't think
I've seen this. I think we watched the serial killer still on the loose today and I started
talking crazy about one of them then I realized they're still on the loose so they still
after me. Uh, they, they, they're still after me. So, I don't think I've seen this one.
Okay. So, these pads absorb a heavy flow, a lot of flow. All right. No, listen up.
Yeah, it was the little rock slasher I'm cooked.
Three ingredients near your...
Did we see this? I don't think we did.
The stash cam video was captured in Nuevo Laredo in Mexico.
A man and his wife had just crossed the border into the country in the early morning hours
of January 3rd at 2020.
Shortly after they were met by-
Definitely, okay, chat 20 seconds when I can y'all tell me if I've seen it.
I
Know
This site
Cars stop at a light blocking the road with multiple people standing nearby
As the driver approaches the car in the middle lane pulls forward and the people outside gesture the driver to pass through
However, just as he tries to do so a pickup pulls around the corner and blocks the open path
That's when the people outside began banging on the driver's windows and pulling at the door handles.
Hey, Jack. Anytime you're ever driving at night and anybody stops you for any reason, do not stop that cop.
It's the cartel.
Yeah.
It's the hoe?
Who is Bro's enemies?
Dudes are driving genius though!
That was tough!
The group does whenever they can to get the vehicle to stop, but the quick maneuvers of
the driver along to speed around the blocking vehicles and get away back in the opposite
direction.
That was actually so tough!
Groups such as this one are commonly known to set up roadblock traps like this in different
areas.
Typically, they'll be looking for passing trucks to steal, which they'll then use
for a multitude of different purposes.
However, they'll also steal wallets, cell phones, and other valuable items from
these unsuspecting drivers.
reports of stolen items including cards were found that morning.
You okay some doober told me I'm built like hay so I'll make sure to thank him for calling
me tall and absolutely jacked.
You're modded.
But facts.
James Shawn Jr. was a self-proclaimed auto enthusiast.
He owned a Subaru Forester and would commonly take it out for joy rides around California.
Okay
You're a fourth 2015 James was out on Angeles Crest Highway for a scenic ride through the
farther with the fire in Los Angeles County. We saw this video. Well, how you just not gonna say that?
As it goes over the mountains the Angeles Crest Highway is one of the highest elevated roads in Southern, California
James was nearing two tunnels and recalls speeding up because he said that
If it ain't on my YouTube, I didn't see it.
Oh my goodness, I didn't see this.
Because this dude flies off the cliff.
Oh my goodness, I didn't see this one.
I remember this.
is this where he flies off the cliff yeah yeah I see this car heralds over the
edge however in a sheer stroke man have I seen every chilling scares video bro
besides the ones that are like too crazy a lot is he alive yeah he's alive
because I just think we remember, I think,
seeing that video on stream and being like,
oh, did I just want somebody to die?
And then he said, miraculously, he's living.
And I said, oh, that's good.
Five disturbing Craigslist ads.
Oh, that's gotta be a banger.
Oh, that's gotta be a banger.
Oh, that's gotta be a banger right there.
You gotta be- What are you giving me, Zian ads?
We're generating the doors with Firefly.
Oh, that's sick.
Give you some ideas.
Try to blend them different colors.
All right, I'm gonna put them all together.
Chad, they ain't targeted, bruh.
In 2011, this job posting was uploaded to Craigslist, asking for someone to watch over
a patch of farmland and feed a few cows somewhere in southern Ohio in exchange for $300 a week.
It ended up being one of the most notorious cases of ad-related crimes of the decade.
at red. Caretaker position for farm southern Ohio. Simply watch over a 688 acre patch of
hilly farmland and feed a few cows. You get $300 a week and a nice two bedroom trailer.
Someone older and single preferred, but we'll consider all. Relocation a must. You must
have a clean record and be trustworthy. This is a permanent position. The farm is
used mainly as a hunting preserve is overrun with game that has a stopped
three-acre pond but some beef cattle will be kept. Near its neighbor is a mile
away. The place is secluded and beautiful. It will be a real-
It's good that y'all were never in potential danger from this one because y'all are not looking for no job.
Get away for the right person. Job of a lifetime. If you are ready to relocate
please contact ASAP. Position will not stay open. Include name, age, phone
number in email. Some of the men who responded to the ad were interviewed directly by a
man who identified himself as Jack, along with his 16 year old accomplice, Brogan Rafferty,
whom he referred to as his nephew. Jack and Brogan?
The interview stage said they didn't notice anything strange about Jack or his so-called
nephew, and that they just looked like a couple of farmers who needed someone to look after
their land. Scott Davis, a 48 year old man who was interviewed by Jack over breakfast
at a little restaurant in Marietto, Ohio, was the second to last candidate to go through
the screening process for the job. After breakfast, he rode with Jack and Brogan to a remote,
wooded area near Akron. Immediately after getting out of the car to survey his surroundings,
Davis heard a clicking sound. He turned around to see Jack pointing a gun at him. It was
then that he realized that the click he heard had been the gun misfiring, but before
he could react, Jack shot him in the elbow. Despite the wound, Davis managed to
escape. He ran for his life for seven hours through the woods, eventually finding a house
and asking the owner for help.
Seven hours of running! I'd have died two minutes in!
They called 911 and news about the incident began to spread. Five days later, police received
a call from a woman named Deborah Bruce who claimed that her 51-year-old twin brother
David Paulie had responded to the same job and on Craigslist. According to Deborah,
Her brother had driven from Virginia to Ohio with all his belongings in his car in the hopes
that the new job would work out for him and help him get back on his feet.
Tragically, a couple days later, police found the body of David Pauley along with the body
of another victim by the neighbor of Geiger buried in the woods close to where Scott Davis
had been shot in the elbow.
At this point in the case, investigators were able to identify a pattern in the victims.
Jack and Brogan targeted homeless, down on their luck, or otherwise vulnerable
middle-aged men with limited family ties, and lured them to an isolated location under the
appearance of a life-changing job opportunity. Later robbed them of all their belongings and
shoot them on the spot. Their hope was that, because of their few family ties, their disappearance
would go unnoticed, giving Jack and Brogan enough time to bury the bodies and get rid
of the evidence. This pattern explains why certain candidates were rejected.
Just evil for no reason, are they still on the loose?
Hold on, hold on, I'll take back what I just said.
During the interview process, such as 58-year-old Ron Sansen,
a former Navy officer with a college degree,
and an unnamed woman in her 20s
would also apply for the job.
During the investigation, police traced the Craigslist ad,
which led them to the home of a man named Joe Bice
in Akron, Ohio.
I thought they would but say Joe Bice for nothing.
What?
The man named woman in her 20s would also apply for the job.
During the investigation...
What was I talking about?
What was you doing?
You've killed the people in 2011?
Ex-lissad, which led them to the home of a man named Joe Bice.
You're not going to explain by the say that!
He denied posting the ad and claimed that it was probably posted by the man who rented
out his basement space.
When police asked Joe Bice for the name of his tenon, he responded that he only
knew him as Dutch.
You ain't Dutch, Vanderland man! Stop! What year was this? This was about 2011? This is like a year!
This was like a year after Red Dead 1 came out! This dude was wanting to be Dutch so bad!
Well, let me stop talking till I see what happened to him.
Posting the ad and claims that it was probably posted by the man who rented out his basement space.
When police asked Joe Bice for the name of his ten-man, he responded that he only knew him as Dutch.
Investigators were able to track Dutch down thanks to a phone call that he made to Joe Bice,
unaware that his landlord had been in contact with the police.
On November 16, 2011, police arrested Dutch and identified-
Yeah, this dude actually thought he was Dutch Van-
This dude played Red Dead 1 as soon as it came out!
And this dude was trying to cosplay as Dutch Van-
lived from Red Dead 1! So some of them are all crazy stuff!
What a dummy, man!
I
Name is 52 year old
Thank you. Scott Davis immediately confirmed that this was the same man who had interviewed
And shot him in the woods apparently Richard Beasley had fled from the police and used different identities
To avoid being detected even using the names of some of his victims
Around that time police also arrested Brogan Rafferty Richard Beasley's teenage accomplice
At the time, Brogan was a 16-year-old high school student from Stoll, Ohio, whom Beasley
had mentored and taken under his wing.
Police searched Rafferty's house and found several weapons, as well as a disturbing poem
hidden in his computer files from August 16, 2011.
The chilling poem read,
We took him out to the woods on a humid summer's night.
The loud crack echoed and I didn't hear the thud.
Investigators later determined that the poem described the murder of Ralph Geiger,
One of the victims police have found in the woods a few days later on November 25th a fourth victim a
47-year-old man named Timothy Kern was found
Brogan Rafferty was sentenced to life without parole and Richard Beasley was sentenced to execution after being found guilty of
27 total accounts of aggravated murder aggravated robbery
kidnapping and possession of illegal weapons
This innocent looking job ad ended up being one of the most notorious luring posts in the site's history
and it played a strong contributing role to the sketchy connotation that Craigslist carries nowadays.
That's crazy, man. People just be each other's...
What are you talking about? You get more of these...
There's a difference between like a human, like an animal trying to eat something to live,
like an animal kills something just to eat something to live,
human just be killing... just to do it, bro. Like, bro, come on, man.
Hey, it was an interesting mix between an online dating platform, a space where people could
rants and share their opinions on personal experiences and a place for people to find friends with similar interests although most people use the personal section for
legitimate reasons it was also notorious for scams and other illegal activities which is why craigslist completely removed the section in 2018
that is greatly still a thing
ad was posted by a person claiming to be a serial killer disturbingly the post mentioned two public officials by name and the person who uploaded the ad said that
it would strike again. The ad read, Tulsa Murderer. I was wanting to thank Tulsa for letting
me have my first kill. It all started here, so I was thinking it should also be my first.
I was nervous as hell, but I will get over it. It was a stranger on strangers, so the
police will have a difficult time. It will not be my last though, thinking about going
to OKC for next. To the people who started it all, Julie Free at Judge Glasgow. On the
The day that it was posted, the ad was immediately reported to the police and an investigation
was launched by the Tulsa Police Department.
Specifically, the ad thanked a woman named Julie Free, an employee of the Department of
Corrections and Judge Glasgow.
Mom, I know you did not just come in here and type recap in my chat.
Yo, mom, I know you did not just type recap in here.
I cut this stream off. My mom just came here to try to freak out. You gotta be kidding
me. She waged baiting, bruh.
who worked in the probate division of the Tulsa County District Court. The post thanked them
and referred to them as the people who started it all. Because Julie Free and Judge Blascoe
worked in overlapping departments and would sometimes interact with the same offenders,
police believed that the ad had to have been posted by someone who had at some point
been involved in the criminal justice system and that it might have been an act of
revenge to stain their image that's crazy this provided the Tulsa police
department all the information available about the post but it didn't
really lead anywhere according to the police there have been no recent crimes
that one of y'all sitting there to be honest we'll crack this case right now
was it one of y'all the description provided in the ad the police
department said that the ad was probably a hoax but they never found
any evidence to prove it which means it's still possible the post could
been looked at. The homicide unit said that they had seen a similar situation before when
a 918 number texted random people disturbing questions about where to bury a body. The thing
about the ad that alarmed the police was that it specifically named two public officials.
But to this day, it hasn't been confirmed whether this was just some sort of revenge
hoax or if something much more sinister was going on.
Crazy. Jack Craigslist back in the day was crazy.
In August of 2014, an 18-year-old girl named Hailey Turner posted a Craigslist notice stating
that she was, quote, looking to be abducted and taken away.
In August of 2014, an 18-year-old girl named Hailey Turner posted a Craigslist notice stating
that she was, quote, looking to be abducted and taken away.
Although the post immediately gained a lot of online attention, as far as I was able
to find images of the actual ad itself are no longer available.
On August 7th, Hailey left her house in Michigan and told her mother that she was going to
run an errand.
A few minutes later, she called a friend on the phone.
During the conversation, she mentioned to her friend that she had noticed a man lying
in the ditch in the middle of the road, and that she was going to get out of her car
to see if he was okay.
A few seconds later, Hailey uttered the words, he has a gun, and the phone was
suddenly disconnected.
Terrified, the friend immediately called Hailey's father, who drove to the area
just north of Ohio in Bedford Township.
It sounds like the dude that kidnapped her made the ad to cover it up.
He then found his daughter's car running in the road, when Haley was nowhere to be found.
Haley was immediately reported as a missing person, and an investigation was launched to find her.
Strangely, a police found that at 10.06 p.m. on August 7th, Haley had rented the DVDs for two movies from the...
August what?
Same person. An investigation was launched to find her. Strangely police found that at
10.06 pm on August 7th.
10.06 pm August 7th. It is 10.18 pm August 7th.
What are the actual odds?
Haley had rented the DVDs for two-
WHAT?!
family video store a few miles from Toledo, Ohio.
The phone call with her friend had taken place a few minutes after that.
Sixteen hours after her disappearance, a local resident found Haley standing at a random corner holding a puppy and-
It's a sign check! I'm gonna lock y'all's doors tonight, ayy!
That might be a sign right there!
Y'all better lock y'all's doors, Bubba.
For Detroit, although she was completely unscathed,
she claimed that she had been abducted at gunpoint
the night before, and that she had jumped from a moving vehicle
to escape her captor.
The whole story didn't really seem to add up,
and police had a hard time believing her.
The video footage from the DVD store
where she was last seen didn't show anything suspicious,
and there were no signs on her body
suggesting that she had been attacked.
After hours of questioning, Haley Turner
eventually confessed and pleaded guilty
to causing a false police report to be filed.
She faked it?
She was sentenced to three years probation
and one month of community service
and was fined $15,000 to reimburse the sheriff's office
for the 16 hour search.
Although her motives for faking her own abduction
were never revealed, her mother mentioned that
it had been an emotionally difficult year for her daughter.
And then although she didn't justify her behavior,
she interpreted the fake abduction as a cry for help.
Some of Haley's other strange cricks's posts
indicated that she had a tendency to seek attention online,
but these posts have since been deleted
and are no longer publicly available.
Man, I hear me over here worried, Jack.
It's revealed that one man did actually respond to the ad,
but Hailey decided to faker disappearance by herself
instead of communicating with him.
Can we investigate the guy that is responding to the ad?
The fact that someone responded to this ad
and was willing to carry out the abduction
of an 18-year-old girl for money is pretty concerning.
And what makes this even creepier
that the man who responded to Hayley's ad asking to be abducted was never found by police.
I can do that. I can do all that.
See, why is it buffering?
With Starlink, we didn't have to compromise on where we live
due to lack of technology.
This creepy post was uploaded to Craigslist on July 21st 2009 by a man claiming to be a Baltimore area homeowner.
The ad pretty much speaks for itself and it reads,
By now you've probably heard of the Glen Bernie family that saw their 83 year old grandmother's dead body in a freezer.
What?
It turns out that no law was broken.
Yep, dumping a body is legal around here.
Health care workers and other professionals are required to report deaths, but ordinary citizens are not.
And, apparently, no state law prohibits the burial or storage of a body on private property.
I'm a laid-off Baltimore area hole-owner.
After 10 months of unemployment and the future looking even more grim,
I'm willing to consider allowing my backyard to be used for body dumping.
Call it a private burial, if you prefer.
I could probably take a half dozen bodies without arousing the attention of neighbors.
wouldn't hurt to have one under the garden too. Me, a discreet Baltimore County homeowner
with a half acre of easily tillable property on a quiet dead-end street. You, an individual,
not a healthcare worker or other professional required to report a death, with the awkward
inconvenience of disposing of a deceased relative, friend, colleague, or acquaintance.
You must provide your own trash bags, tarp, quick lime, shovel, etc. I might be available
to hold a flashlight, but I won't do any heavy lifting. Accidental deaths or natural causes
only. I'm not getting involved in any shenanigans with Omar one of you.
But you are getting yourself involved with shenanigans already, what?
You're not going to be a participant in or any accessory to any sort of crime. This
is a limited time offer. Act now before the state legislature changes the law.
And when the law changes measures fell 10 years ago after the 1999 incident you'll be grandfathered literally and figuratively
Price is negotiable serious inquiries only
Anything but get a job. Oh my goodness
This good. We're getting one to get a job so bad
He was gonna start charging people to bury bodies in his backyard. Oh my goodness anything but get a job man
The post itself is off-putting enough, but the context behind the ad is even more disturbing.
The links in the ad are both broken, but using the Wayback Machine I was able to find a 2009
version of the website Welcome to Baltimore Hunt, which appears to be a sort of online
guide for users to upload news and posts about their experience living in Baltimore.
The link in the Craigslist ad leads to a blog post written by a man named Noam
Sain.
The article goes deeper into the reason why he uploaded the ad to Craigslist and what he
hoped to accomplish with his underground private burial business.
In the comments, more than a few users asked the man if they could use his backyard for
a burial.
The fact that the uploader of the ad explicitly mentioned that he wouldn't get involved
in any criminal activity by burying anyone who hadn't died of natural causes has created
a lot of online speculation.
Using his backyard as a body dumping location would have been perfectly legal and the
The only reason he had stayed up for so long was because the man wasn't advertising an illegal
service such as burying people who had been murdered.
This has made some people think that the only reason why he mentioned that he wouldn't
get involved with any crimes in the first place was so that he could keep his ad up
on the site.
All while responding to emails and getting involved in much more shady body dumping business
behind the scenes.
Do you know what it is?
How did his practice case went open?
He killed somebody before and buried somebody in his backyard.
So he all of a sudden, want people
to bury everybody in his backyard.
So when the police finally find out who we killed
and they check his backyard, they're
going to check his backyard and find all them bodies.
But they're going to find the one that he killed.
But he's going to pass it off as I buried everybody
back there, so it has nothing to do with me.
I mean, 10,000 IQ move.
But he was never confirmed whether this was actually the case.
Despite the disturbing nature of the ad, it acclaims no-em-sane made in the Craigslist ad, Arch-Rill.
In 2009-
I'm gonna be a detective, man!
It was legal for ordinary citizens to abstain from reporting a death and dump a body in Maryland.
And the incident that he makes reference to in the ad really did happen.
In 2009, police were called to an apartment in Glenburnie, Maryland,
because the body of 83-year-old Doris Lee Cook was in the freezer.
Police were told that the grandmother had died several weeks ago in the apartment she shared with her family.
Alright, Pete!
As they had no money for a proper burial, they stored her body in the freezer for two weeks.
The other incident that the ad mentions happened in 1999 and involved a 25-year-old father named Richard Marshall,
who buried his 4-year-old daughter in a garbage bag in the woods in Severn, Maryland.
What?!
A little girl had passed away in an accident 8 months earlier,
and because no law was broken, Richard Marshall was only charged for littering.
Since then, several measures have been proposed to make Bonnie Dumping illegal in Maryland.
In 2007, a 49-year-old woman from Michigan named Anne Marie Linscott posted a generic freelance job out on Craigslist.
Although the ad has been deleted and no evidence was made publicly available due to the sensitive nature of the incident,
the three people who responded to the ad claimed that it looked like a job posting for a freelance writing gig.
literally as soon as the three people responded to the ad they were emailed
directly by Anne Marie Linskind who explained that she was actually looking
for a quote a silent assassin for an eradication task oh no it's that she was
offering $5,000 to anyone who would eliminate a 56 year old California
woman named Carol man $5,000
I ain't nobody killing somebody for 5k, how much money it take you to kill somebody?
Say somebody comes up to you they're like yo I need this dude taken care of, make it
quick just get it done and get out of there.
How much it is?
Yo let's get an investigation on the guy that just said for free by the way.
to get that dude out of here.
The wife of a man named Dwayne who Lin Scott was having an affair with. According to police
reports Ann Marie and Dwayne had met in an online college course in 2005. That same year
they met in person and began their affair when Dwayne traveled to Nevada for a conference.
Two years later Ann Marie visited Dwayne in California after which she started making
plans to move to the west coast. That's when she posted the murder for higher
add on Crank's list.
$5,000, ma'am!
Colleen!
And it's all reported the end to the police.
Investigators tracked down Anne-Marie Linskine
and arrested her for using the internet to solicit murder.
Police later found that she had also
planted an explosive outside of Carol's bedroom
in California.
What did she do to you?
She left.
She wasn't charged for it.
After the incident, Carol left her family and career
for three months and had to be hospitalized for stress.
According to Linskine's friends and family,
This wasn't the first time that Anne-Marie became obsessed with her romantic interest.
In 1997, she...
Oh, she wanted to dude, so she was gonna kill her.
Mmm.
Fell in love with a co-worker who had to get a restraining order after she began stalking him.
Anne-Marie's lawyer explained that she suffered from borderline personality disorder and severe attachment issues.
But that didn't stop the court from sentencing her to 12 and a half years in prison in 2009.
That's it?
You're serving a 12 and a half year sentence.
Anne Marie Lynn Skynet was only recently released from prison.
I didn't say nothing.
I did not say nothing about her.
W video.
I'm scared.
W chilling scares.
always got nothing but bankers chat it is time ladies and gentlemen chat it is
time I can't believe it granny three new updated escape route time chat it is
like the Super Bowl for us your happy birthday Eleanor happy 24th birthday
Eleanor. Thank you. Lock in. Jack. Granny three got an update
yesterday. They added an entire new escape called the hot air
balloon. I have not watched any videos. I ain't seen nothing
about it. Ain't no spoilers been had. It is time. I could not
be more crunk than right now. I am so crunk. I actually
can't believe it. Ladies and gentlemen, you best get you a
diaper, you know, too, because Ray Granny's scary, too, buddy.
Let me tell you, Chad, it's a beautiful day. Lock in! New
Walk out of the way!
Woo!
Let's go!
I
I
Oh
Well, well, well, Granithy.
Chad, it is a great day.
It is a rare day, and I mean rare.
Chad, it is a great day.
It is a rare day, and I mean rare.
Because again, oops.
If you were not here yesterday.
The news is.
Granny three.
Got an update.
And they added a new escape route.
And we bought to see it for the first time.
It looks like they improved the graphics too.
This is a beautiful day right here.
And Marie with the five, wait, what?
Yeah, TG.
So, yeah, they added a hot air balloon escape.
I mean, came out of left field like they shadow dropped a new escape.
And we're about to get it for the first time.
Of course, we're going hard mode, lock in chat.
Let's get it.
Man, I wonder how difficult this is going to be.
Look at it
Wait it does look better
Look how clean it look
Wait, I need to compare that hold up
Why does this look so clean
Yo, Jose with the 5w Jose with the five. Thank you
I wonder where the hot-air balloon is.
cinema. Cinema. Okay, just a reference, how good the graphics are. I want to compare that
to how it looked last time I played. Oh my goodness, chat, we're back. Let me reference
that. Chat, I'm so far. Type one if you're crunk. I'm clunk. Let me look this over
Wait. Hold up.
Yeah, it's a lawsuit, Gigi.
All right, let me see here.
So what did the intro look like in comparison?
Bro, it looks so much different.
They actually cook with the graphics.
Tough.
All right, Chad, let's go.
Hot air balloon escape time hard mode.
Type one if you believe, all right.
Sensitivity, just a tad bit more right there.
Thank you.
Make sure there's no screens here real quick.
There is not, we are good.
Oh, Granny, I heard y'all got an update.
Granny, you never told me you had a hot air balloon.
Granny.
I knew you had a helicopter and granny too, but I did not know you had a-
Wait what?
What is that?
A box of hot air balloon parts.
Should I take that now or leave it here?
I don't know where to assemble it at.
Okay, we need to figure out where to assemble it.
I don't think low key, hold on, it ain't chopping.
It says it looks smoother for y'all than it does for me.
Let's unlock this door. I'm gonna I'm gonna use the robot to make them both come down here and I'm gonna get up and run around
Okay, let me go hit the robot real quick
Quick.
Chad, I'm so crook.
All right, let's hit the robot.
Y'all know the method.
Boop!
Now they're both gonna run down here.
When they both run by,
we go upstairs for the frisky.
Come on.
where they at okay I hear them I hear one of them at least
Yeah, it works every time.
Yeah, it works every time, I tell ya.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey
Go get your snacks you got me messed up. I'm about to die now
Hey, you better go get your snacks buddy. We ain't no grandpa to go to bed again. That's right
Yeah, we wait no grandpa to go to bed again show Liz
Are we waiting?
Jeff, they call this strap the case, though.
OK, in reality, though, I'm going to give this three minutes.
And if not in three minutes, I'm going to leave.
Sound good?
Sound good.
I'm going to give it three minutes
if he does not come up here and go to sleep in three minutes.
I'll leave.
I've got to at least try it, though.
You always got to try it.
Start the timer now, Jeff.
start the timer. Real ones know this is the strategy I used when I did granny
gauntlet 2.0.
Three minutes. Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
Case recap I just got here. There's a new granny escape. It's a glorious day.
Yo doorknob with the 25 gifted W doorknob with the 25 gifted. Thank you
W doorknob
Two minutes left. I'm assuming something like that
We're a we're a cup noodle away, I hear something I
Hear something
Your egghead with the 5W egghead!
Okay, maybe not. Let's go.
Oh! Oh my god!
Good night, Granny!
I told y'all, I told y'all, that worked out beautifully.
Didn't take no time.
Hey, Granpa!
Good night, Grandpa.
I need that weapon key.
Stat.
Don't need that.
I need it.
I need it.
I need it.
I need it.
don't need that wait what wait it's over there
So, does that mean we still have to lower the bridge?
Perfect.
Okay.
So, I see like the helium or whatever it is for the balloon.
it looks like we still have to lower the bridge which is fine that's not an issue
let's check the kitchen real quick
I hear somebody close I can't let you get close I hear somebody sounds like the right outside
the door though two that's one of three we know where that one is
Okay, we we know where two of the parts are
Okay
That video's a that video's a classic I swear I can't let you get close
That's a classic
Okay
We know where the weapon key is.
Okay. Let me think of my next steps here.
Let me think. I need to reconvene for a second. Let me do some planning.
Let me go to my office. Alright, I'm in my office. Okay.
We know where the firewood is. We know where the matches are.
I think I know where the matches are.
I know where the plank is so the plank goes third floor.
We know where two of the balloon parts are.
So next step, here's our next step chat, are you listening?
Our next step, we're going to go outside, we're going to kill Granny and Grandpa,
We're going to reload the shotgun, bring the plank to the third floor, and get that part done.
Yes.
You'll agree with the five.
Thank you.
Lock in.
And we also, yeah, we still gotta drop the bridge, too.
Granny, come here!
Hey, Granny, you looking cute.
Let me get a kiss!
Come on, Grandpa, your turn!
Night, night, Grandpa!
Oh, I got a hurry oh, I got to move
I'm running smooth out of time here we're good give me the bleak you back next step I
I kill them again, and I hide the shotgun.
Wait, no, not yet.
Hold on.
I kill them again, reload the shotgun,
and hide it in the trunk of the car.
Yes, yes.
And I'm going to get the weapon key and get the sling shot.
They're probably both back up now.
Hey, Gring Gring!
Your turn, Grandpa!
I'll reload it later.
That didn't go far enough in there.
perfect. All right. We get the
slingshot now. Please move.
Please move. Thank you. Were
the matches in here? Where was
the matches? I saw them. Where
were they? They were in
grandpa's room. Yeah.
I don't want to use my my slingshot shots yet. Let me go check what's in the birdhouse.
I don't want to use my uh my slingshot shots yet. Let me go check what's in the birdhouse real quick
Is that the shed key
That might be the shed key there
Okay
Let me drop this
We're going to need her to go downstairs.
I want to see if I can finesse, put the board down without the slingshot.
Just shoot the bird you knew here, Bubba.
Okay, she's leaving. That's good.
We're gonna let her, she just dropped a bleeding.
Granithy, Gloria, Darnette, you need to quit acting like this. You too old to be acting like this.
We're good. We're good. We're good.
relax. Okay, we're going to let her go downstairs. We're going to give her like 20 seconds to
go downstairs so it buys me some time. I'm going to drop the plank, grab the slingshot,
Go across the plank.
This is so risky.
Beautiful.
Beautiful. There's the crank.
Okay.
That's good.
That's great even.
Okay.
Now.
Let me think here, Chad. Let me think.
Shh.
Shh.
Young Sprout.
Young Sprout, I'm thinking.
I'm dead.
RAPA!
And he thinks it's funny.
What was he doing there?
Really, Granny, you thought it was funny too.
Y'all got some nerve.
really got some nerve. Bro, what are they doing right now? I got a grandpa swear.
Not camping me.
Oh, Chad, I need to get the...
You can't get me over here, Granny.
Can y'all quit acting a fool?
He laughed at what are they doing?
I'm about to two-piece y'all keep playing with me! Come here!
What have I done?
Spook up!
I need to get this off off the roof quickly.
Perfect. I'm stuck. they string. Yeah, they 100% string snipe. They 100% string snipe.
Dude, I wonder what the exit animation looks like on the hot air balloon.
point. Crazy pebble spawn, by the way. Disgusting pebble spawn. Okay, the next thing we could
do is we could get the bird now because we have the uh both ingredients for that you know what
I'd like to do to make it easier actually I need to knock them both out
All right, okay, I need to wait a second for another pebble spawn, I need to shoot them
both again.
Okay, there's another pebble spawn, I need to do it now.
Walk in.
I'm locked, John, I'm locked.
I'm locked, John. I'm locked.
Hey, granny.
Come on, grandpa! It's your turn! See ya!
Go through the kitchen here.
Arrange with the team. Thank you.
Ooh, this is taking a little bit of time.
Ooh, this is taking more time than I thought it would.
What's my time?
I'm looking like chat.
About 30 seconds left.
I might have sold.
I might have sold.
Okay, we go up top next and get the key from the bird action.
All right, I hear somebody walking here.
There's nothing else in here I don't think, is there?
More pebbles, I do need more pebbles.
Feel like I heard somebody walking.
All right, we need to go up top, Jack.
You know what's crazy?
I should low key use the basement ticket booth strat
to get upstairs for free instead of burning the pebbles.
You almost gave me a heart attack!
I need another pebble before we go on top.
I have to have another pebble before we go on top, I have to.
Yes.
Quick.
Quick chat. We are cooking here.
Now we see what key this was. I think it's the key to the shed.
From the looks of it, but I can't remember.
Let's go.
Sirs?
Here we go.
All right, let's see.
Excuse you.
Excuse you.
Is the fire on a timer?
The fire must be on a timer date.
I don't know if I could do this normally.
Got to put her down.
Yes!
Shadkey!
We're cooking!
Call me!
Let's go down there and handle that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yes!
Shadkey, we're cooking!
Colby!
Let's go down there and handle that.
Wait.
That's all of them!
Seed of the Century?
Oh, no, you need to get up right now.
The seed of the decade? Hello?
Grandpa, don't you ever sneak up on me like that again. You hear me?
Where you at, Grand-Grand? Come here!
Get back! That was clean.
Wait, what?
Oh, I thought we just aired it up out there. Oh.
Okay, I don't know where to air up the balloon at.
Yo lovers with the 25 gifted, W lovers with the 25 gifted, thank you.
W lovers with the 25, I appreciate that for real, thank you.
Okay, first things first, let's get all of our parts and.
Grandpa just fell out of bed.
Let's grab all of our parts and bring him out here.
You have a part in here.
On the roof?
No way it's on the roof, right?
What?
Oh my goodness move.
Well, the Pebbles Quantum Tunneled through Granny, I guess, right there.
I need Pebbles right now.
Okay, so we need to figure out where to do the balloon at.
I am glad we opened that.
Okay.
Chat, we need pebbles.
There's one.
I need another one.
pebble in this game is not worth much. She didn't see me. Ha ha! Granny, you need to
go back to the eye doctor. Get them cataracts to care of, grand-grand. I know you've been
I'm just smoking out weed.
Uh-oh.
Gigi.
Night!
Wait for grandpa to pop up. Y'all know we will.
Where is he?
Grandpa sleep?
Okay, should I bring the valve up here?
I wonder where we actually launched the balloon.
I combine these together.
The front yard.
There's no designated area though.
Maybe I need to start with box number one of three, yeah?
I thought I was stuck in there.
Oh my goodness.
We've got the balloon up out of here.
Oh, I need a third pebble.
That is actually cinema, oh my goodness.
Why did Granny go out and walk?
Did you just wall hack me?
You walked through that door already looking at me,
Grandpa.
Let me find out where's the third piece?
Yo, no way.
Wait, where's the third piece?
I forgot what I did with it. Oh, it's right there.
Okay, I need to reset the timer anyway. I need more pebbles. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
I hope this is all we need.
I need another pebble. Stacked. I mean stacked.
Yeah, the last box is right there at the door, but I need to reset the timer on them badly.
Oh my goodness, I need a pebble.
Wait, do I need the matches too?
Chat, we're not getting a pebble spawn, TG.
This is so cool.
Padmata.
There it is.
All right.
Now we can make some moves.
I might go ahead and reload the shotgun too.
I still have two shotgun shells in the kitchen, right?
Alright, let's get him back out here.
Disgusting pebble spawn, you're kidding.
Alright, we need to kill them again.
I wonder if I can sneak the shotgun shells.
I might risk it, I don't know.
I might risk it, it's kind of risky.
Okay, well, she answered that question for me.
Hurry up, Grandpa, we ain't got time for this.
Yes, we do need matches confirmed turn that off. We burn up on a gas
Okay, that's fine. I was just making sure
This is straight cinema chat.
We bought the hot air balloon out of Granny's house.
Hey, I hope you want to play it safe and
wait out some more pebbles real quick.
Like just in case, this isn't everything I have.
I got to play it safe.
Yeah, let's wait out a couple more pebbles and then we'll kill her with a shotgun, right?
Two, here's the order of things.
Wait out two pebbles, get two pebbles, kill them with shotgun, run upstairs, get matches,
light the balloon and hopefully that lets us get out of here.
Play it safe always play it safe when you're playing granny
Always play it safe
Where my pebbles
Did they nerd
I can't believe what's just happened I'm gonna need to run that tape back
That might be the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
The shotgun shell, no-regged, onto grandpa.
no red. I can't get the matches right now. I can't get caught upstairs without the pebbles.
I would have ran upstairs and got the match. I can't. You can't get caught upstairs without
pebbles. You just can't do that. Grandpa completely ruined that for us, by the way.
Grandpa, it's time, okay, it's time.
We're just risking it like this.
When they come off spawn here in a second,
we're gonna kill them, we're gonna go get matches
and hope that's all we needed.
Grandpa actually messed that up for us.
Chad, can I just miss?
I didn't miss, did I?
There she is.
Ready to come here?
All for nothing.
Or all or nothing, I mean.
What's my time or what's my time I got about what 45 seconds left now about 40 seconds left now
about 32 seconds left please tell me this is all I need
I think we did it for a try.
We did it for a try!
We got it!
Hey!
We go baby! See ya, Granny! Hold your matches, I don't need them no more!
That is so cinema! Oh my goodness, that was so cinema! First tried it!
Man, that just makes my day right there.
That just makes my day right there.
Now where's granny for?
That was so bad.
So that was that not just good bro?
That was just good man.
That was just good right there.
I am so happy that I got to experience that, aren't you, Chad?
Bro, that was great.
That was great.
Not only did we do the new ending, we did it first try, by the way.
Let's try.
Now we gotta do a spooky game for us to take us
to our own home, don't we?
Yes we do.
Get you a diaper on, bubba.
Bleh.
Ugh.
Hey, get you a diaper on, bubba.
Because we do want some spooky time.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, shotgun on the clear.
First and foremost, let's see this scam.
Are you ready?
That was so cool, Ted.
That was actually so cool.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure I ran into you in Roblox, by the way.
Carissa nice title for the clip your band
Because I know I didn't miss
Run that run that body again hold up yo MSJ with the 200 gifted. Oh my goodness that is absolutely insane
Yo W. MSJ with the 200 gifted subs. Oh my goodness
have mercy. That is crazy right there. Your WMS or Ms. J. Something like that. WWW200 for
it. I really appreciate you. Thank you. That is absolutely crazy. WMS for the 200 gift
that I really appreciate you for real. Thank you. W200. That's absolutely insane. Thank
Thank you for this back by me again. What is this?
Not only did I not miss, it could not have been more dead center.
This shotgun and Granny 3 has been broken for years by the way.
Do y'all remember the infamous, oh my goodness, does anybody have the clip?
happened to me again in a granny gauntlet run. I oh my goodness, it costed me a
granny gauntlet run back in the day. Look at this.
That is what it is. Yo, Keo with the T and get the W. Keo with the T and get
I need to thank you.
Hey, it is what it is, Bubba.
By the way, the shotgun in Granny 1
is the best shotgun in the Granny series, period.
I don't care what nobody says.
The shotgun in Granny 1 is the best shotgun
in the whole Granny series.
The Granny 1 shotgun, I love the Granny 1 shotgun, dude.
Oh my goodness, I love that shotgun, bro.
I swear I love that shotgun.
All right, Chad, get you a divey on.
Spooky time before some stanky shores lock in.
Do you got you a divey on, Chad?
Do you?
Do you?
Good.
Good.
because it is spooky time what is this includes webcam and microphone features
for a more immersive horror experience all they have one webcam so that can't
work I'll do the mic though
What do you do?
Yeah, I'll do that.
What do you do?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Yo, yo, yo.
Hey, yo.
That's good right there perfect. I can still talk but at the same time if I go like ah, it's red
Perfect can't do the webcam because I only have one webcam
Nice oh
Yeah, it's about to be straight cinema
Lock in Chad, get you a diaper y'all.
Because he is spookin' time up here!
Yeah!
I
Give me a drink.
Okay.
So you know the drill.
one. one school. two school now I
gotta go get some water. Let
me go get a a a a a a a a a a
unicorn bubble with the 25 gifted W princess unicorn bubble with the 25 gift
that I appreciate that princess unicorn bubble W princess unicorn bubble with
the 25 gifted. Thank you. Hollywood with 500 bits. You missed 200 get the
police. Shout them out. No, I did not your band. W princess unicorn bubble
for real. Thank you. Happy birthday, Maddox W Maddox. I tell Maddox Happy
Happy birthday, happy birthday Maddox.
Like I did in 15 minutes saying thank you for the two
honey, you ain't gonna do this again to me.
Not today you ain't.
Not today you ain't, bull.
Not today you ain't.
Yeah, some good drawing right there.
I'm about you a train.
I'ma take you home with me.
I got money in the bay.
I'll be in a great carolette.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
He's trapped!
He's trapped!
He's trapped!
He's trapped!
He's trapped!
Move your eyes, you fat hole!
He's trapped!
Yeah!
Come back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Princess unicorn bubble with another five W princess unicorn bubble with another five.
All right chat you ready.
It is spooky time up in here buddy. Let's get it.
I appreciate that Angela W.
Angela hope you hope everything good with you Angela W.
Angela. Thank you Angela.
All right chat type one if you're locked in it is spooky time up in here.
This game uses our microphone.
So let's see how this goes.
How with the five lock in name of this game is disturbing fears.
Workplace that is a disturbing place.
Let me tell you that that that sounds right right there.
Is that it?
Is that the other granny clip that's pinned?
Wait this is the old school one right here, look at this.
Oh wait, no that worked.
Oh.
Don't kiss me grandpa!
What?
I told y'all the shotgun in Granny 3 is broken dude!
That's not even the only other time that that's ever happened bro the shotgun and granny 3 is broken
Dude I swear bro the shotgun of beer yo, let's just replace the shotgun and granny 2 and 3
with the shotgun from Brandy One.
Dude, I swear that shotgun broken.
All right, lock in.
Disturbing Fears Workplace, let's get it.
Episodes, this is episode one, Workplace.
Disturbing Fears is an episodic psychological horsey,
we'll see you in court, by the way.
where each installment covers a short story
told by those who survived.
You're currently playing episode one.
The second episode's in development.
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
You'll have your 25th birthday, Sammy.
Chat, you'll have your happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Sammy.
Happy birthday as well.
Micaela W. Micaela.
Happy birthday, Micaela.
Let's go.
Hi, my name is Emma.
Type one if your name is Emma, by the way.
Yo, MQ with the five.
Locky and this is Laura, Chad.
This is important for the story.
This is Laura.
Hi, my name is Emma.
I can't share my last name for privacy reasons.
Smart, you don't wanna get doxed.
It took me a long time to build up the courage
to talk about it.
The summer I turned 24, I took a temporary night shift.
job. It was at a corporate office downtown. I needed extra cash for a trip to Europe.
And the pay was too good to pass up. My job was simple. Data entry, just entering paper
records into a database. Chat type one if you're also a data entry job. I heard that
pretty a good job. I don't know if it is or not. I don't know. That night
started out completely normal. Just boring paperwork and heavy silence.
But what happened next still gives me goosebumps. I came very close to
never leaving that building. I managed to survive. Oh, Lord. But even now,
whenever I close my eyes,
right back there.
And if you close your eyes.
Oh, we're in work.
Eh, eh, oh, eh, oh, eh, eh, oh, eh, oh.
Just see you to fix the paperwork from the file room.
Okay, let's do that.
Yo, Pickle with the five.
Thank you.
GG.
Ooh, we in this office by ourself?
Monica.
LOL, true.
She must have that message before that must have said,
hey, I like this case.
Oh, God, he fun.
Ain't that what that message said?
Can I look at it?
OK.
Oh, I can.
Oh, never mind.
she wants on me. Monica, that must be my work co worker. I'm stuck here until six
a.m. If I want to get everything Thomas asked for me done. So we're in the green
bubble. I wouldn't you stop. I thought you're almost done. That's awful. That
office at night low key gives me the creeps with those weird ceiling noises
as the printer still possessed. Which one L a l you're gonna have to be more
specific specific specific L a l true your Monica. That is not a response to
what I said. Oh, yes, it is. Never mind. Because all of them are broken. My bad. Who is Jake?
Bro, bro, bro. Emma, please, I know you say we need a time, but I can't stop thinking
about you. I miss you. Can we just meet after work? Just to talk. Jake, we already talked
about this on Sunday. I need space and so do you. Just stop texting me, please.
Jake grow up
Come on don't be like that. You can't just throw everything away overnight. Yes, she can Jake
You act like you whole life getting thrown away here, buddy
Seriously, you're just gonna ignore me. Can't we talk for this five minutes, please? Yo Emma. Let's get let's get a block on Jake
Emma, let's get a block on Jake. I mean come on. What is this?
Is this for my balls this is for my balls
Just a reminder that the legal teams these all those old documents uploaded to
the database for tomorrow morning. I know it's tedious to transcribe everything
by hand but we really need to clear the file. Please don't forget the office
policy. Take the documents from the pending box once you finish processing them put
them in the hour.
Hey this must be the Stanky Shores legal team scrambling to get this
stuff done last second. That's why, uh, that's why, uh, who's our name? Emma? That's
why Emma's staying late. She grinded for me. All right, let's go. Let's go to the
file room real quick. By the way, I know it's nighttime and everything. Can we
not just cut some lights on in this place right here? You know what I mean?
Let's just cut some lights off, all right.
All right, where's the file room?
It is kind of liminal in here.
You know what?
I kind of like it.
Oh, and if you see the night guard, don't scare him, LOL.
Apparently, he's really weird about loud noises.
Sarah told me this weird story about him last week.
A bunch of metal binders fell near him,
and he just froze.
She said it was kinda creepy.
I mean, he's a little weird, but he seems nice enough.
Wait, seriously?
Enzy with the five.
Great, now I'm gonna be overthinking
every little noise in this place, LOL.
LOL, you'll be fine.
I'm blocking Jake.
You lucky I can't see him now.
You'll be fine hanging there, letting me know
when you get home safe tomorrow, so I don't worry.
Yo, W friend, man.
W monica.
This dark outside, too, all right.
We got to find this file room, Chad.
Lock it in.
What's the name of the game?
Disturbed Fears Workplace.
Disturbing Fears Workplace, yeah, that's it.
Here's the file room, right here.
But the file look complete.
What?
She sent me the code. I've seen it. That's in a code in our text. What was it?
W Monica again, dude
The code is 4987 chat 4987
Bruce with the 10 W Bruce with the 10 all right, what boxes do I need to take out of here? I
Hate it out that door always closed on its own. Yeah, that is kind of creepy
Oh, I didn't want to grab that.
Was I supposed to grab that?
Was I supposed to grab that?
I don't know if I'm supposed to grab that.
You see, to get back to my desk and start working.
You know, Monica, I'm not going long.
Can I get a little drink machine?
Oh, it's coffee.
Can I get some?
GG.
Recap, our name is Emma, and we're working late.
And we just got some lore on the security guard.
And he's kind of jumpy, so we got to keep an eye on for that.
Here we go.
Let's get this done.
Need a little music?
I like your vibe, Emma.
The night was way too quiet and the empty office felt massive.
I had been staring at the monitor for hours and my eyes were burning.
Try playing video games for four hours a day.
What you've been staring at is your monitor for 12 hours today and it's five o'clock
in the morning.
doing my job. I imagine you got a boot up granny and get the new escape and have fun.
Emma, Emma. Okay, just know things can be worse. The only sound was the clicking of my fingers
on the keyboard. That was a joke by the way in case somebody didn't realize that.
I feel like someone was watching me though.
Hey, she wouldn't have wanted my job in that two weeks now trying to get Five Nights at
Freddy's Night 7 done.
Hey, she would not have wanted to replace me in when I was doing Five Nights at Freddy
Night 7 about two years ago.
Hey, I can guarantee.
Your lands with the five.
Thank you.
I lost track of time and I really needed to take a break at that point.
What time is it?
Can we not go home?
One 14 in a moment.
Need a cup of coffee to get this over with.
GG.
It does feel like somebody watching us, huh?
Oh, I like that little uh, somebody watching us.
Yo lads with the five.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Are we the only, why are we the only person here?
I don't know just got us working late
Yo, Nikki with the five. Thank you coffee's done lock in labs with another five as well. Thank you
All right, that'll keep us going need to head back to my desk
Can we not cut a couple of lights, oh man?
Also, why is her desk like in the middle of the floor, it seems like.
Whoever did the interior design here, really, they need to fire them.
Oh, we're going to see something in the background, huh?
Wait, that's my IP. Emma, that's my IP. What are you doing?
laugh at another party.
Emma, we might be overreacting here.
I don't see anything.
No, we don't need to check what happened.
Emma, let's just close the door.
Emma, we don't need to go do no looking around.
Let's just, let's just.
Um excuse me
You got me messed up. I gotta go over here. Is that maybe that's a security guard
Hello yo nicky with another tn. Thank you
you.
Bra!
Look at this, Goober!
Wait, who was that then?
Wait, who was that if he's here?
Wait a minute, what?
Whoa, sorry, ma'am.
Didn't mean to scare you as you proceed to do the scariest thing you could possibly
do.
This dude is a dude.
Yo, lads with the 20 get the W.
Lads with the 20 get the thank you.
Where'd you even come from?
Yeah, sorry.
Doors have been acting weird tonight.
Just checking it out.
That doesn't make sense.
You're the security guard, not the maintenance man.
Night shift's quiet tonight.
Yeah, it usually is.
Yeah, it feels like the whole place is holding its breath.
Okay, yo, all right, this conversation's over, big dog.
Have you worked here long?
Yo, Emma, let's stop making conversation with this goober.
Let's go back to our desk.
Somebody said Slimshit.
Hey!
Somebody said Slim Shady lucky to look like you.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Man, Eminem fell off. Why is he in security guard now?
Ha ha ha ha! Brofellow!
Well, I brought one of security, man.
Hey.
Dude.
Yeah, we good.
Being here long enough to know what sounds normal and what doesn't.
Okay.
What do you mean because I'm pretty sure I saw someone else out there?
Could have been Frank.
Who's Frank in?
He stays late sometimes.
I see.
I never really liked this building.
Why?
There's a floor. I always check twice the fourth floor all offices
Does this dude thinks he's or a farmer or something right now?
What's wrong with the fourth floor
Sometimes I hear footsteps up there cap you just trying to scare me get out of here
When no one's supposed to be there
Uh, you're freaking me out a little bit.
Just don't go up to the 4-4 at night.
Well, ma'am, I should give back to my rounds.
Uh, yeah, don't scare me like that again, though.
Bye!
I need a snack on the vending machine to calm down.
You real for that? I'm not gonna lie, Emma.
I know Jake ain't callin' me, hang up!
I sh- Yo, Jake, yo, you got me mad for real, stop, bro!
Yo.
I know you're at the office, I can see the lights on your floor from down here.
So you're stalking me.
Yo, Emma, where is this vending machine?
Emma, I need, where is this vending machine?
Is it in here?
What is this?
Oh, it's a door.
Why are you still out here, Slim?
What are you doing?
What a venom machine.
Yo, lads with the teeth.
Why is he going in there? What is he doing?
Oh, no.
When you find this vending machine, during some WD-40, all there's the vending machine.
Yo, this building is so minimal.
Yeah, we're good.
Hey, Monica wasn't wrong about the security guard.
Oh, we got some peanuts.
I felt like it felt like absolute heaven eating peanuts after the scare you real for that
I got in a team effort I need to go pee pee what are bathrooms at are they back in here hold up
No, my peanuts are gone!
Oh, these restrooms are out of service. Where do we go use the restroom at then, Emma?
Maybe they're down here. Got to be down here.
Here we go. Why is it so? Oh, it's motion light.
Did I just hear somebody in here?
Wait, what?
I'm just trying to make sure that dude ain't in here.
Who is whistling?
Something was off about that whistle.
Prepare yourself for a jump scare. I got a feet.
I still hear him walking though.
Clemenace.
Oh, we're good.
I thought I got myself killed.
We're good.
to our desk. Now the question is, was that Frank or was that the security guard? That's
question. I bet that came from Jake, didn't it?
He messed up. I bet that came from Jake. Getting out of there made the most sense, but I couldn't
just leave the files on my desk.
I mean, we can, Emma.
This job has not worked her life here.
Needed to put the paperwork back in the file room.
OK.
G to the G ski.
See at this point, Chad?
Oh, it's the radio.
At this point, you ain't worried about nothing but getting up out of there.
I thought I saw a silhouette, never mind I'm tripping.
Hey, chap, prepare yourself. I got a feel there's a jump scare coming up.
We're so cooked.
What? I went the wrong way. The foul room's in here. What am I doing?
I went the wrong way.
All right, 4987, right?
Photogenic memory.
Hey, photogenic memory chat.
What you talking about?
Boom.
All right, let's go.
Can I hide?
Chichi.
Hey, Chichi, or maybe I have to answer the door?
the door? We gotta say something.
Who's there?
I left something important in there. Could you open the door for me just for a
minute? You got me messed up. I fear not.
What are you talking about? Who is this?
I just left something inside. That's all. Come on. Open the door. No. At this hour, who
even are you? I know it's late. It won't take long. Just open up. You got me messed up.
No. I'm not hitting open by any means circumstances. I'm not opening. I'm calling a security
them off idiot how do I get out of here though I know you're still in there
and I know you don't have service I don't even know who you are just leave
me alone. Listen to me. Just open the door. Open the door. He'll never get the code.
I'm pulling the fire alarm. That's actually a good idea.
He actually got in.
What is that, Goomba?
You gotta be Frank. Do just look like a Frank.
Slim.
Slim.
I'll have a swim.
You about to pass out Emma, you good?
Slim!
You saved me!
Are you okay, man?
What happened here?
I heard a loud crash from the hallway.
Oh, so you didn't do anything?
Burst into tears.
Hey, look at me. Focus on my voice. You're safe now. I've got you. Take a deep breath
and tell me what happened. The man, he broke the door. He came for me. He's still in here.
I know he's still in here. Had to be framed. Calm down, ma'am. Take a breath. Can you
describe him. He big. Uh I couldn't see his face very well.
Okay, listen carefully. Have you called the police or anyone else? I
couldn't. There was no service in the file room.
Got it. Put your phone away for now. My radio is getting bad
reception here anyway. We need to get back to the security
in the car police. We can't stay here. Keep your voice down and walk behind me. Okay.
Yo, W slim.
Slim, you better get that night stick out. I see it on your hip. Get that thing
out and get raised. Our swing.
Yeah, why does Slim look he got aura now?
Yeah, chill out.
What's you doing?
Man, go downstairs to the security room.
I'm gonna stay up here and clear the rest of the floor.
You ain't gonna come with me?
We don't have time to argue, go down now.
What?
Slim, it's him!
I said go downstairs.
There's somebody down there.
I'm trying to make this easy for you.
Don't make me use force.
He's with me.
I knew he ain't got no aura.
And y'all was glazing, slam a minute ago.
I bet you did it too, didn't you?
So you type something
Ain't that something
Well, well, well, buddy, here we are again.
Why though?
Why would he do this?
You're with him, aren't you?
expected downstairs now move. I froze from fear couldn't bring myself to move.
I remembered his sensitivity to sound.
I thought about triggering the fire alarm to escape.
Yeah, yeah!
Hit him, Emma!
God damn dude, slow as Christmas!
Get out!
You made it.
Madison with the five.
I managed to burst through the exterior emergency exit without looking back.
As I crossed the dark parking lot, I recognized Jake's car in the shadows.
Headlights off and completely empty.
empty. Terrified of being followed. I didn't stop and ran straight toward the
main avenue. I didn't stop until I spot spotted a park PD cruiser.
Sobbing and screaming. I told the officer everything that had just
happened inside the office.
I bet Jake was behind all of it. I bet he was behind all of it.
The police swept the building and that same night found the file room
door completely forced open. Why'd they sweep the building? It looked
like there was carpet in there. They should have vacuumed it.
But the stranger was gone and the guard that I trusted vanished with him. The company later
claimed the security cameras malfunctioned during those exact hours. Yeah,
malfunctioned.
Despite the police investigation, none of them were ever called. Really?
I put in my two weeks notice the very next morning. HR tried to sweep the whole
thing under the rug with a massive severance package. I took the money
using it to move out of the state as fast as I could. I can't blame you
for that when I'm not gonna lie. Several years have passed since that
terrifying night.
I still get panic attacks. Never I'm left alone in an enclosed spaces.
Sometimes when the night gets dead styling, I can still hear the deafening
echo of that fire alarm. That night taught me to never ignore my gut
feeling when something tells me I'm in danger. True.
That's what happened.
You want to talk to her now?
There's no legs allowed in here.
Bro, I literally just heard like three knocks right behind me like playing his day like no job
911 for who Ross where I heard that
yo game of the year though yo run that clip back I literally just heard that
behind me
That was actually a really good game, though. Game of the year, no joke. That was really good.
I think you're losing it. No, I distinctly...
I heard three knocks right behind me just now.
Did y'all hear that, Chad? Did y'all hear it?
Let me check the clips.
I
Heard it
Bro listen
Did you
Where did that come from?
You can't hear it.
Let's go back on y'all's end then.
Listen.
Listen.
Yo, Matt with the 10, thank you.
That's what happened.
See, you can literally hear like three knocks behind me.
That's what happened.
What that has to be the ice maker.
That's what happened.
Wait, that had to be the ice maker.
That's what happened.
Dog, do you remember that night that I heard like three knocks on my window at the house?
If I just hear like a thud or something, it doesn't like make me look back.
But if I hear like three of them in a row that sounds like it was intentional,
that's what makes me look back.
That has to be the ice maker though. Debunked.
Debunked.
Hey chat debunked ice maker. It ain't no ghost and if it's a person you better start
calling your family. So we're good either way but I'm pretty sure that was the ice maker
right there. Lock in. You already know what time it is. Hey, you already know what time
it is, buddy. Sorry that was me. You better, you better, you better hope I don't see you.
there will be no hesitation.
Hey, you better hope I don't catch wind of that.
Lock in.
You know what time it is, chat.
Time to make us some more money.
Ox with the five, W. Ox with the five, chat.
We are back.
Ladies and gentlemen,
We are back with another episode of Stanky Shores chat.
Let's do it, baby!
Yeah!
I
Time to make some more money!
Let's go!
Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores.
Do you got some Stanky drawers?
Let me get a sniff.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are back for another episode
of Stanky Shores Water Park, AKA the greatest water park
ever assembled right behind the
Goobleg. You're happy. Uh happy
birthday. Ariana. Chat. Tell
Ariana. Happy birthday. Happy
birthday. Ariana. Let's go
chat. Alright. If you are not
here. Last episode. What we are
currently doing. Um hello.
So if you were not here last episode what we are currently doing is saving up or not saving
We're trying to hit if you look in the top right of the screen right there
We're trying to hit $6,000 and once we do that
Which will be probably this shift we are gonna be a too far establishment and we are gonna make some crazy
upgrades
Okay
so what
Well, that's one way to start off the episode.
Let's go ahead and open up and get this money rolling in.
So if you want here last episode, we did a whole lot of expanding as you can tell.
We added the Stanky Shores certified slide zone.
This is the slide zone.
I don't know if you can tell, but there's a lot of slides.
So it's the Stanky Shore Certified Slides Zone.
And like I said, we're waiting till we hit $6,000.
And once we hit that,
we're gonna officially make some of our best upgrades
to date, so lock in.
All right, let me get the water gun real quick
and clean everything.
W-Park owner chat, y'all know the drill.
The wall, the logo, Chad already saw that.
How many of y'all missed the last episode?
Y'all telling yourself, I saw the Stankyshores logo across the street.
The entrance.
How you doing, Cassius?
Hope you have a great time today.
Wait what?
Wait what?
How did that get there?
Oh my goodness, that is motion.
They put, they put the Stanky Shore's official logo in the game at the front of the park.
Because last time I saw it, oh my goodness that thing is still thangin', Lord have, because
I saw it over here.
That is, I'll take a picture of that, what you're talking about.
How did they do that?
Chad, is that just for me or is that in everybody's game?
Somebody waited too long for a hot dog.
Yo, W. Devs, Chad.
That is actually motion.
Stanky, short, stop.
Motion.
How you doing, Amaro?
You want a regular lemonade?
I got you right here.
Thank you so much, Amaro.
Wait, how do they?
It's just in my game.
How did they put it in here?
How did they do that?
We restocked the lemonade real quick.
Hope everybody's having a great day today.
Thank y'all so much for choosing the Stanky Shores,
where you might crap your drawers, but it's so ca-
Yeah.
Why bro, look at me like that.
Wait, I actually need to know how they did that.
Speaking of the dev, Trav just gifted 50.
Yo, W Dev with the 50.
W Trav, how y'all do that?
How you doing, Hassan?
All right, you want to regularly eliminate?
There you go, Hassan, thank you so much.
I know you ain't gonna walk over here,
act like you want something and pump, thank me.
That is crap.
Oh my goodness, these chairs need to be repaired, buddy.
I didn't yo able you did that on purpose you are able to get up out that seat
excuse you wait that is actually going what how do I even miss that my mom just
text me and said I did it wait mom how did you do that
that explains it yo mom I came up here day before yesterday my fan was off and
I and I was wondering why my fan was off because it doesn't make any sense for my
fan to be off. So you snuck in here and did that. Somebody's frowning! Hold on!
Yes ma'am, you would eliminate with lemon. There you go, thank you so much. I'm coming!
Hold on! Oh lord, you ain't got much time left. Let me get the live ring! Hold on, brutes!
Oh my goodness, we almost caused the death of here.
Oh my, but that explains it.
Yo mom, you got caught.
I came in here the other day.
My fan was off.
So you came up in here, you did it then, didn't you?
You got caught.
You thought I was gonna notice that.
Yo, W mom though, and W dad, that's actually going to, that's so cool.
That is actually so cool, no joke.
What?
I know you did not just put your hands on me.
Oh, you got me messed up.
Since when?
Let me out.
Come here.
I'll get that cleaned up in a minute.
Oh, you got some problems, huh, Avery?
You're going to put your...
Wait, that's not Avery.
Where is Avery?
And then you're going to swim like you did not just assault the owner.
Come here.
That's not Avery. Where is Avery?
And then you go swim like you did not just assault the owner.
Come here.
I got something for you.
You gonna put your hands on me?
Hold on, I got something.
You better hope that Cadillac,
that draw by a minute ago, don't come back, dude.
Ha ha ha.
Yep, hold up now, I got something for you, Avery.
Since when can they fight back?
Not back, but fight.
No, I got customers waiting.
I don't care.
You're gonna get what's coming to you, Avery.
Nope.
Uh-uh.
Yo, Avery, let this be a lesson to you.
Don't ever put your hands on me.
Don't wash your mind.
You will put your hands on me like I meant to hit you in the face.
I didn't mean to do that.
Call me.
I missed.
Yes, I'm gonna help you, Jasper, you want both of us?
Oh my goodness, I barely got that hold on.
Let me go get some more out.
Oh, you're going to do it now!
I'm catching a charge!
Broad day!
You done lost him!
You done lost your ma- oh no, you got me messed up.
She is harassing me yo y'all see the puddle over here y'all guys y'all see the puddle
My mom takes me said dang I checked the chair and forgot the fan.
Hey mom you must not know you mess with the OCD final boss over here you wasn't gonna
get away with that. Hey, you wasn't going to get away with that. I knew I knew
something was up. She even had the chair adjusted the way I got out of it.
Because when I came up in here and my fan was off and I next thing I did was I
looked at my chair. So when she got out the chair, she put the chair right here
because every time I get every time I'm done streaming the chair goes in
this position right here. Okay, I see you mom you almost got away with it.
I mean, you did get away with it, but what did she do?
She put the Stanky Shores logo that they drew on the actual water park.
That's legitimately goaded.
Hold on, let me get this over paired real quick.
Chad, we're about to hit $6,000.
I wish you would do something to me.
I'm scared of my own customers now.
Chad, I'm actually scared of my customers now.
What is going on?
Yes, ma'am. Amara, you want some popcorn with chili lime in it?
I got you right here. Thank you.
Yeah!
Ladies and gentlemen, Stanky Shores is officially a two star establishment.
Oh, my goodness. I was here, chat.
I was here, baby.
Okay, so as soon as this shift ends we are making some unfathomable upgrades.
I need to go out of the field on the stairs.
That thing is still thing.
And let's check if that VVL still there.
Yes, it most certainly is.
My goodness.
Somebody else wants some popcorn.
Hold on.
Let me get that spot for y'all.
I missed two pieces.
I'll get it.
Yes, you want a regular lemonade with a lemon.
I got you right there.
Thank you so much.
How can I help you, Hassan?
Popcorn with a Cina butter on it.
I got you some of that Cina.
Relax!
Yes, ma'am, Vivian.
How can I help you?
You want butter on that thing?
You based for that?
Thank you so much, Vivian.
What can I do for you, Romeo?
We're Juliette at.
Yeah!
Here we go.
What'd you say you want a chili rod?
Here we go.
All right.
I need some more popcorn.
I need some more hot dogs.
Stacked.
Hold up.
Hope everybody having a great day today.
Thank y'all so much for choosing to thank you, Shores.
I appreciate y'all.
What was I doing?
What was I doing?
Somebody just lost their life.
Oh yeah, I need a, what was I needing?
Oh yeah, hot dogs are popcorn.
There we go, we're good.
You get, you have another free mop, big doll.
There you go.
All right.
Okay, what was that lady's name again?
We have a perma band on somebody chat.
What was her name?
Uh, what was her name?
Avery.
If we ever see Avery come back in here, it is our own suck.
Brainy and Amoeba.
Hold on, I got customers.
Sorry for the delay, y'all.
I'm doing my best out here.
Yes, how can I help you, Jasper?
You want to eliminate what I sent.
And I got you right there.
Thank you so much.
What's good?
You want a plain hot dog?
Be real for that.
What's good, Salvador?
What you want mustard on it?
There you go.
Thank you.
It's back.
What the brain eating amoeba?
Hold up.
I don't see no dirty water, though.
Chad, if we ever see Avery back in here,
just know it's on site.
OK?
Just know that.
Oh.
Get the stress.
Nobody go down that slide real quick.
Hold up.
Oh no, this one's bad too.
Do not go down the, we cannot have a,
no, you gotta get up.
We cannot have another repeated event.
Lord have mercy.
We cannot have another repeated event.
There we go, we're good.
Okay, let me get this skill back up real quick.
Ma'am do not do it.
Woo, okay.
You wasted Niko with the 20 gift and W wasted Niko with the 20 gift and thank you chat W Niko
for real thank you Niko W Niko I appreciate the 20 thank you okay hold on that pulls field
back up somebody's pinging the pool currently who is it you nasty what are you doing you
You got the whole thing yellow!
An empty pool, seriously, you paid in it!
Get out of here!
That's what I thought.
Ma'am, are you okay?
No!
Wait!
Oh, we're safe, we're good.
Ooh, that could've been bad right there.
Lord have mercy, she got up.
Okay, we're good.
We're good.
I need another employee right now, like literally yesterday.
Lita with the five, thank you, Lita.
Excuse me, y'all.
Okay, we're good.
There's an intruder in here.
Hey, I can't do, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Somebody wait too long for a ticket to.
What is Jack's doing?
Hello, I need some help.
Yes, Juliette, we're wrong.
Wait, I'm just so, wait a minute.
I'm just so roomy.
Plain hot dog.
There you go.
Thank you so much.
Okay.
I need this shift to end now so I can clean this place up.
Oh my goodness.
Cody.
I got to read those bids too hold up okay there we go please end I need to clean this
place up how we doing
72% satisfaction or not even 72, 70%.
Yo where are my body to reviews at?
What happened?
How did I go from 100% to 70, hello?
Okay.
Chat, now the fun part.
about to make the biggest upgrades ever to the stanky shores. Yo, Tally with the 11,000 bits,
chat W. Tally with the 11,000 bits, Lord have mercy. Jerky with the five, W. Jerky with the five.
Tally said, hey case you have some more competition, my name is Tally and I run the paralysis park.
here at the paralysis park we don't bought our reviews threatened our employees or
hit our customers with sledgehammers we don't do that here either as of right
now we have two and a half stars good luck you'll probably most likely need it
by the way I'm the goat so also don't go bankrupt because I'm paying it also I
didn't go bankrupt because I painted my whole part tally can I get the
address to your water park? I just want to check it out. Cheesecake with a
thousand bits. I waited 20 hours for a lemonade then slipped in a puddle. I'm
suing.
Hey case, it's rinderman. I thought I'd stop by the stanky shores the other
day with Killian, but one of your customers tried to press me and made me
uncomfortable. So I had to leave. I think his name was Rex.
It's over. It's over. It's falling apart. Chad, I'm just, I'm just, Chad, it's falling
apart, man. What is going on? Rex? Who is Rex? Okay. Good news is, Chad, they're not gonna
I have anything to complain about here in a second.
We're about to make some good upgrades.
Hold on.
Chad, are we really at risk of losing the park?
I mean, they're not gonna see us, right?
We're a startup business.
Oh yeah, Rex was the babysitter from the babysitter game.
All right, Chad, we have eight research points.
We're about to make the best upgrades ever to this place.
You think I can hire another employee yet?
Wait a minute.
If I can hire another employee, this place is about to go from, like, the greatest water
park ever to, like, even the best.
All right, hold on, we gotta repair everything first and foremost, we gotta do that.
That was getting out of hand right there, let me get this cleaned up too, I ain't got
my mouth.
Lord have mercy, the BBL, oh my goodness, it looks like a McDonald's logo.
Lord have mercy, it's huge.
All right, hold on, we got that done, repair this, boom, okay, that's repaired, that's
I think everything is officially repaired.
We're going to make sure the slide zone is good.
All right.
Tally with 5,000 bits again said, nah, that part got to get banned.
Yo, Tally, you run a competitive part, okay?
You run a competitor to me.
competitor to me. Nobody's gonna ban off your word because you're trying to get all the business for yourself.
Alright, hold on. Make sure everything's clean real quick.
Beautiful.
Alright, I wonder what kind of slide. Yo, what star do you have to be do you think to get custom slides?
Never mind, I'm not suing. Stank Shores is amazing. 10 out of 10, 500 stars.
Can I have my chicken back, please? You did, I did not take, I did...
Check they're making this up they're doing all this because they know the person that
owned the googly goons running this with you through trying to make me look bad they want
this business to fail I'm not gonna let it I'm not gonna let it fail legal team putting
didn't work. Oh, buddy, they
worked 24, 7 round the clock.
Chat, when I build my own
back room, should I actually
have my IRL lawyer do the
one of the escape from the
back rooms once? He said
he's down, no joke.
He actually said he's down.
Like for real, he did.
All right.
All right, Chad, it's time, big boy upgrade time.
Let's go.
We're about to make some non-dangerous pool things here.
What do we got?
Attractions, jukebox, modern pools, we got to have it.
Inflatable vending machine, sell pool toys for guests, what?
Let's do everything else real quick.
Spray can vendors.
I need that badly.
I gotta have hiring level up and I need janitor staff.
We gotta do hiring level up.
Should I do hiring and janitor right here?
There's blobs.
They got blobs now.
We got to wait on that.
Modern slides.
Should I go ahead and get jukebox so we can unlock modern slides later?
Or should I get janitor staff for now?
If I have somebody doing maintenance, I can do the janitor stuff myself.
So let's go ahead and do jukebox so we can do modern slides soon.
Y'all poo at that?
Me too.
Thanks.
Bark decorations level 2.
I'm doing everything I can with cash real quick.
There we go.
Right now we're saving up three research points, but Chad we have new pools that we're about to hire another employee by the way
What are the new pools looking like I did not mean to do that stop lock in
Ladies and gentlemen stanky shores has new pools for sure
All right
We have this one
This one, wait, we got jump boards now.
Oh!
Okay.
How are we gonna do this?
Let's put one.
Should we have a, should we have a Stanky Shore certified jump zone?
Wait, let's do a Stanky Shore certified jump zone real quick. Let me cook. Hold up.
Watch this, watch.
We have the slide zone, now we're about to have the jump zone, let me cook.
Watch.
How many jump boards we think intact?
How much is a piece?
Three fifty up!
Bring it up, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Four for now!
Ladies and gentlemen, Stanky Shore Certified Jump Zone.
look at this chat would you go to the stanky shores for sure you wouldn't put
them closer we're about to I'm about to test them I always test my product
first especially in schedule one but
but I might have had too much PBL behind that one let me do a different
one. Wait, is this one dangerous?
Okay, I don't think people are going to jump as far as me. We'll do a test one
with it, but I don't think they're going to jump as far as me. I don't think
they're going to jump as far as me. We'll just leave that for now. We're
going to see what happens. Okay, another pool.
Chad, y'all want to do the peanut ball right here?
Hold on.
Oh, you kind of like at an angle, y'all mess with that?
Put it in like an angle right here, look at this, let me cook, let me cook, let me cook,
let me cook.
Give it some character.
Chad, not everything has to be in straight lines.
stuff can have character sometimes. Look at that right there. Look at that right there.
Okay, wait. Now those trees are in the way. So I can put one more pole right here.
Chad, y'all messin' with this?
Wait, I got room over here, too.
Hold up.
Let me cook.
Chad, we gotta remove a tree real quick.
Deforestation.
I'm sorry.
Hold up.
Let this cook, Chad.
Hold up.
Seriously, let it cook.
Watch.
Let's cook, Chad. Hold up. Seriously, let it cook.
Watch.
We're gonna do
Bop and then we're gonna do
Bop.
Why'd that work?
Oh, I ain't got no money.
That's why it wasn't working because we don't have any money.
All right, let's do a shift, let's save some money.
So the upgrades that we just made, we have a peanut pull right here, it's straight chilling,
right?
It's kind of at an angle.
So if you want to come over here and have like a little, wait a minute, I can make
this better.
Watch this chat.
Time for one if you're watching.
Watch.
Ewww!
Look at that.
Look at that.
Well, I need to hire somebody.
Hire.
Ladies and gentlemen,
We're about to hire a maintenance individual.
Wait, no, we're not. I don't have the money to hire anybody. Let's open up.
All right, chat. Let's open up and let's see if they like that. So cool, dude. That is actually so cool.
All right. Yo, Jacks.
Hold it down for me for a minute. I got a I got a hand or something
Yes
Well, well, well look who's doing better these days, I hope you enjoyed the money while it lasted now
It's time to settle your arrangement. You owe me seventy five hundred dollars
No, nobody refuses me twice, you'll regret this.
Let's go big doll UK be here with no wristband
Call me
I
Vivian
What are you doing with my sledgehammer?
Was that a mafia hit already?
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Everybody around me is like having fun and I'm just like, I'm just having to hold it together.
They got me feeling like Chileno Sanchez right now.
The show must go on.
R.I.P. Chileno Sanchez.
Bro, queso's dookie staying with the team.
Get the W. queso's dookie staying with the team.
Get the...
Who is Chileno Sanchez? The goat.
What do you know about Chilino?
I like me some Chilino Sanchez.
Broke Tuck, though, Chag.
I remember the video where they handed him that note,
and he still performed anyway.
God, that's what I'm feeling like.
What you doing, Kansy?
Get up out of here.
The popcorn, hold up.
What are you doing?
I'm going to get you out of here.
I'm going to get you out of here.
I'm going to get you out of here.
I'm going to get you out of here.
I'm going to get you out of here.
I'm going to get you out of here.
I'm going to get you out of here.
the popcorn hold up hold on there's a bomb on it I'm so sorry I gotta go handle something
I gotta hire somebody right now yes Amara what can I do for you
set a butter on that there you go thank you so much about that you didn't have a wristband up
why is everybody coming in with no wristband today
Lord have mercy. Yes. What can I do for you? Playing hot dog? There you go. Chat is time
to hire somebody. Lock in. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a task. Oh, push cheaters from your park.
Okay, I got it. Let me get the spot cleaned up. I'm so sorry about the spot. Watch out.
Okay, you're good.
Jasper.
Jasper and Junior Double J, huh?
What is wrong with y'all?
Get out of here.
Okay, uh...
Lainey, I...
Lord have mercy!
Lainey, get out of here!
The dude in the shower's face, oh what was wrong?
Somebody hold on, hold on, hold on, yes what can I do for you Ronia, we're Juliette app.
She was in here yesterday for real.
Yes Mara, lemonade with lemon, there you go.
Thank you so much.
Okay, chatters employee hiring time, who are we getting right here?
Jax is well rested, okay.
Okay, Eric, 118%.
Recovery time is only 39 seconds with Eric.
Oh my goodness, chat, we gotta hire Eric.
We gotta hire Eric's 39 second recovery time.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Stanky Shores,
newest employee.
Eric, let's go introduce ourselves to him.
You doing uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Calani Calani mother okay there you go thank you
ladies and gentlemen is hero
He's the goat oh my goodness he is the goat
W Eric. Yes, what can I do for you? Ice and lemon. There you go. Oh my goodness. W Eric.
I don't even want to talk to him and interrupt him. Bro. He is full sprinting. There you
go. Elani. Yes, sir. Salvador playing hot dog. Thank you so much. You have a good
someone. What's good? Will popcorn and
cinna butter. I got you right here. There you go. Thank you so
much. What is going on, chat?
Both of our employees here. Chat. No, how's everybody liking
the the the the the the the dive zone? Y'all having a good
time with the dive zone? Let's see how it goes.
You shouldn't be doing that back. Okay. That's fine. Hey, she's a professional. She's a professional
All right. Hope y'all having a good time for real. Thank y'all so much for being here today. Thank y'all. We really need the money
Chat W Eric W Jax we have a good staff here right now as far as staff goes
I think stinky shores in a good spot staff wise. Is that water dirty? Hold on come down the slide real quick, ma'am
Let me get this cleaned up
All right, hold on. Nobody go down the slide, please. I gotta get it drained.
Are you okay? Hold on.
There we go. Okay, there we go. We're good.
People are waiting long for popcorners. Just straight, just, just, just pee-pee on the ground, man.
A bus that is clear on it.
All right, dude, Eric is literally floating on him.
Guess we're too long for living they y'all gonna have to wait a minute man. I'm truck
Leaving you good. Let me get that cleaned up. I'm so sorry
Excuse me
Dahlia are you dead serious Dahlia you saw
Okay, is anybody else leaving something let me go check real quick. Oh my goodness. We got lines. You can't serve them Salvador
That's my job. Yes
Popcorn with butter. I got you right here. There you go. Yes, sir. What can I do for you popcorn with butter?
Thank you so much. How can I how can I help you Maro?
Lemonade with ice. There you go. Thank you
Chat they're waiting so long on service dude started like working the shelf himself
Chat Eric yo, I wonder if I could give Eric some extra work
No joke because he is flying around here. That is actually crazy. W. Eric Chadd like for real Steve Coby
Okay, we got $1,700 now everything seems we go me get this cleaned up watch out for that
man watch out
Leon's with the fight okay, what's going on Eric is too tired and going to rest
chat we let him slide we let him slide he is a crazy good worker we let him
slide yes sir junior popcorn with butter there you go thank you what can I do
for you able are you able to get some popcorn yeah there you go yeah oh she
gone yes sir Ezekiel she'll be mine I did not me to do that I didn't mean to
push you I'm so tough you still won't sell
Sir, I know you still want some popcorn.
Eric is already back at work.
Yo, Eric, if you keep this up, yo, big dog, if you keep this up, you are going to be getting a raised stack.
Let him do his thing.
Let him do his thing. Somebody's waiting on some stuff.
Axe is too tired and he's making Jacks look like he sucks.
No joke.
Shilly line.
There you go.
What's good?
Mustard, there you go as well.
I need some more hot dogs and some more.
Oh my goodness, I am so sorry, Jamari.
Let me get that clip though.
I'm so sorry, Jamari.
You like that one?
Yeah.
All right.
I need some hot dogs.
I need some popcorn real quick.
Let me go grab that.
Eric's a better worker than Keso.
You done lost your mind.
There we go. Hot dogs. Popcorn. There we go. What is that? What is that? How do I
Jacks, we got- Oh, you are s- Jacks, we have- there you go.
Let me get this restart people are waiting. Oh my goodness. I'm so ma'am. I am so sorry
I did not mean to do that. I'm so you got that eight. I wasn't really that bad
Hey, hey quick running. How you doing? You want ice in that? There you go. Thank you so much
Okay, get that going get that going. Yes ma'am
eliminate them and there you go as well. Thank you so much. Why don't the music cut off? What's happening?
What was that?
Is she okay?
What's happening?
Chad, I got a few in the next episode.
We're probably gonna die.
97% satisfaction rate.
Oh my goodness.
Okay.
What an eventful episode.
We hired a new employee.
We got new pools.
We got a jump zone, Stanky Shore certified jump zone.
But on the other hand,
the mafia has officially threatened our life.
Next episode, we're gonna have new slides and stuff,
but I also don't know if we're gonna die next episode.
So next episode should be eventful.
Eric is the MVP of this episode chat.
W. Eric, actually.
That is the...
Chad, I don't know what's going to happen in next episode, but we are going to have to
figure something out.
We're going to have to defend ourselves some way.
That was even though the mafia wants to kill us, that was a great episode no matter
Why is the music still off? Hey
W episode chat and great stream and I love y'all bro. Hey
Precates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
Precate all the gifted subs don't know those bits follows in the course. I'll pre-sut all y'all for this hanging out
Hey, you'll have a good rest y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow, and I'll see y'all Sunday ladies and gentlemen. Love me night
Peace out y'all