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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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already know. You already know.

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Look at some of my eyes. I got pink eye again, G.G. Fifth time this week. G.G. Jose with

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with the five W. Jose with the five thank yous.

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We good?

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Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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We good buddy.

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You better believe it.

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Okay, bad Doctor Luke, thank you.

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You ain't know what's happening here.

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Don't you?

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Don't you?

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What's this jingle right here, chat? What's this jingle? Listen. What's that jingle? Name

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that jingle. Nickelodeon. Yes. The real ones know. Jose with the fire. You

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already know what time it is. Yes, indeed. Oh, yes, indeed. Oh, yes, indeed. Time for

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for a spin. Send it.

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Huh!

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Clang.

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Clang.

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Clang.

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MJ with the 5W, MJ with the 5.

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Yeah.

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Cheers, Buster.

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Woo!

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Woo!

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yo!

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What's good, what's good?

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What's good, what's good?

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What's good, what's good?

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What's good, what's good?

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That was good ladies and gentlemen. I have returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again once more yet again once more

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Diana with the five w Diana with the five

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same thing Prince Tim

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Turtle Nikki Mo Simba Ray

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Son Regal and Ali it's darling

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land

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Cnq

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Anna, Tiger, Bunny, Wonder, W. Suvers, man.

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Appreciate y'all golden.

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Childhouse, everybody's day going on a scale of one.

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Let me hear it, huh?

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Black, I mean, Blue Hoodie, by the way.

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Let me, let me chill out.

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No, no, no, no, no, Black, Blue Hoodie.

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I repeat.

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Blue.

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I'm blue.

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I I I I I I I I I I I I I I oh I I I I I I I I I I.

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So I buried with the fire,

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and if you don't believe me that is blue.

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Boom.

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Boom.

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Now you have no choice,

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because, buddy, let me tell you,

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That right there is a blue hoodie if I've ever seen one.

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Okay? It is.

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In case if you watch the Spider-Man movie yet, what you mean yet?

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I have not.

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I most certainly have not buster I

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Most certainly have not

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Okay

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Matter of fact, I saw a spider last night and today it's getting bad out here. I

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Saw a spider last night and today and both of them was massive. I

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I mean humongous even.

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I mean horrible, buddy.

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Let me tell you, it's bad.

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Chad, we made it to another Friday.

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Are y'all happy that we made it to another Friday?

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Jiffy with the five, thank you.

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Are you happy?

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What are we playing today?

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Oh, buddy.

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Oh, buddy, you must not have heard the news.

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Ha ha, chat, who's gonna tell him?

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Ty with the five.

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Ha!

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This dude must not heard of news.

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He must have didn't get the memo.

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Probably with the five thank yous.

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If you didn't get the memo, it's

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hearing a little bit, hearing a little while.

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When I get on these games, boy, oh, boy,

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Look at what we got lined up.

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Chad wrote in Get the Memo.

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Chad, it's actually insane.

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I can't believe it.

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I can't believe it myself.

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I still can't believe it from last night.

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I really still can't believe it.

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I don't know.

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It came out of nowhere.

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I was not expecting them to do this.

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If you were not here last night,

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Granny three official now official

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Granithy three I'm not talking about this ain't no mod this ain't no other game the official

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Granny three updated the game

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Which means that the granny three devs are still alive

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So

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When we get on granny here in a little bit

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They

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unleashed

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Hot air balloon escape. I have not seen no videos. I ain't seen nothing. Don't give me no spoilers. Okay

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So that's what we're gonna do when we get on the game, buddy. You better believe it

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You already know I'm going hard mode on there. Don't play with me. We ain't doing no normal. We're going straight hard mode

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Also, a humongous addition, maybe the biggest addition ever.

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We don't have to restart every time we die in Granny 3 anymore.

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Because you can turn off limping!

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Man!

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But also, again, I already said this, you know what this makes me wonder, chat?

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There might never be a granny for.

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Chat, there might never be a granny for.

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because I it's like think about it no seriously I know that's not a good thought

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nobody wants to think that thought right nobody does but if they're releasing an

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entire new escape on granny 3 do you think they're do you think they're

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even working on Granny 4? I bet the hot air balloon is cut content from Granny 4.

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Yeah, we're coping bad. We're coping bad in here. Midwest medic with the five. Thank you.

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But dude, yeah. So yeah, if you were not here yesterday, Granny 3 got an update. So we're

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going to be doing that you already know because why would we not right there's

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no universe that we wouldn't do that okay bet Seth thank you Seth W. Seth thank

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you um y'all hate to hear that uh I'm sorry here that they are rest in peace

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Lucy Chassay RIP Lucy rest in peace Lucy I'm sorry to hear that fate thank

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you River with the five gifted W River with the five gift that I appreciate

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that river. Tally the goat just gifted a thousand bits and said, I'm the goat.

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All right. Hey, I'm not gonna argue with you. Lucas with the five and lovers with the five.

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Thank you. Um. Yo, I hate to hear that as well. I'll be roughie as well. Thank you. Casos,

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crusty thong bikini what all right peter ruffy though I hate hear that so yo

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tasty Tyler with the 25 gifted w tasty Tyler with the 25 gifted kind of a

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crazy name not gonna lie but it is a name nonetheless

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w tasty Tyler for real thank you appreciate that tasty Tyler but what is

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K case if you had one you okay so booty flakes with the 50 gifted as well WK so

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booty flakes with the 50 gifted as well Lord have mercy WK so booty flakes with

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the 50 oh my good yeah you're forgiving homes I have not heard about

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about the TGL Pete that look at his question though, chat.

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If you had one wish, what would you use the one wish on?

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Don't wash home in three and silver with the five.

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If I had one wish, like one in the whole world scheme, just one, let me think, hold on let

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me think.

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That's a great question.

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My mom just said, mom to live forever.

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What about dad, mom?

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I bet he looked at you crazy when you typed that.

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I bet he looked at you crazy right there.

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Oh!

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Man.

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I'll tell you my wish then.

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This is one wish, this is all combined into one wish.

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I wish to have the superpower to be able to grant immortality to any living being that

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I choose to.

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Now everybody in here saying me.

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Say y'all ain't getting none of that.

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Now I'm playing.

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I got y'all.

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There you go.

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Forever living.

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Yo, Sid with the 5W, Sid with the 5.

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There y'all going to chat.

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Ugh.

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Just hit all y'all with it.

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You're welcome.

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There you go.

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Don't put me there too late.

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It doesn't hit you with it.

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Now everybody in here is immortal.

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GG.

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You're welcome man. Don't say I never did nothing for you.

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Mint chocolate chip or vanilla? You just gonna disrespect vanilla like that and put

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it up against mint chocolate chip? Vanilla all day buddy, what you talking about?

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not even clothe I mean not even not even clothe right there mint sucks you know

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what bro mint does suck a lot of the times but if y'all ever had a York

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peppermint patty? Have y'all, have y'all ever had a York peppermint patty, bro? It's

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like a little chocolate, it's like a little chocolate thing, look like a little

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chocolate patty, bro. Things actually no joke good. Okay, so bright yellow

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on with the file. Those things are actually good. Happy birthday Josh. But

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other like some ice cream action though with some mint. No that ain't meant to

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be. Get it my bad. Get them out of my sight it's time.

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Hey, get him out of my side. It's time. You know what time it is. Thank you. We twerk

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with the five. You're having 31st birthday. Uh, uh, Sue, what W Sue? We're having 31st

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birthday. Thank you. Lock in.

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World. I absolutely cooked with yesterday's word. I'm on a hot

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streak. Make no mistake. Your boy is on a hot streak right now.

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Let's get it.

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Plead.

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Well, it's a disaster.

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Okay.

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Uh, it's a disaster.

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Oh, man, you just hate to see it, Chad.

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You know what I mean? You just hate to see it.

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Uh...

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Let's go...

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Siren.

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Okay, I'm not mad at that.

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So...

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Huh?

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Let's go.

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C E.

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He, uh, hush, young Sprout, I'm thinking over here.

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Young Sprout, hush, I'm thinking.

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Why E?

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But the E doesn't go.

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Okay, so yeah, never mind.

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What am I thinking?

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Okay, so the E 100% goes first or second.

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So I could do a throwaway word and look for something that starts with an E.

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A...

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A...

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A...

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A...

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A...

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A...

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That is a word. Don't play with me.

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Wait a minute. Okay, hold up.

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But what if the E doesn't go first?

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Let's explore our options. Let's go we.

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Wee.

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Weep in.

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Weep in.

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Weapon.

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Weep.

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Lee?

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Huh.

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Hot young Sprout, I'm thinking!

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Liam with the five.

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Wait.

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This is this is kind of throwing me for a loop here, Chad. I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of throwing me for a loop here

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me me me me meetin'. That's a meeting. Meeting. We are meeting. No.

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Or it could go E-M-I-E-E.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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The E is going to go four.

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OK, hold on.

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May.

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May.

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God bless you.

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I love you.

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Oh, never mind, I thought it was satin for a second, I'm trippin' my bad.

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Ha, ha, ha, hold up.

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Send it, I'm going Kevin.

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Kevin. I knew a dude named Kevin.

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It's 11. Wait, no, it's not.

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What's going on?

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Eleven?

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Dog, dog, what?

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What?

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So, it's blank EI because there's no way to I goes first,

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W. E. I. Wayne.

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Bang.

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Well that doesn't make any sense I'm stupid.

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This is insane, Chad, that this is crazy.

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The, Bay,

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Bane.

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I'm going to twig!

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I'm going to proceed with the file. Thank you.

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GG.

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GG.

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I can't believe what I'm seeing, Chad, I can't believe what I'm seeing right here.

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I got to be Mrs. Sump, unless the eye goes first, but there's no way the eye goes first.

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what would start IE? Like what? No. It can't be. It can't, it can't, it actually can't be.

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80.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Chad, I might borderline concede here.

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No, Joe.

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This might be a borderline concede.

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This is...

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Wait...

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No!

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Shat!

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Get this out of my ear.

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I don't know what that means, but we will take it.

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And that's not how you spell fiend, is it?

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I thought you spelled fiend, F-E-I-N.

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There's a G in it?

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Get out of me!

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Let me look that up.

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Thane? Thane?

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Thane.

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It means to pretend.

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Just like everybody in here pretends like they go outside.

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How you pronounce that?

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Oh, I know this word.

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Theme.

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Yeah.

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Theme.

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Theme.

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I'm a genius, Chad.

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I don't know what to tell you.

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I actually no joke, Chad.

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No joke.

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I was like within five minutes of conceding here.

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No joke.

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I was within like five minutes of conceding there.

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I was in the blender beyond belief right there.

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That was actually unreal.

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Bruh!

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Connections.

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Hey, hey partner.

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Hey partner, I don't know if you uh if you're new around here

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Partner I don't know if you're new around here

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But big doll

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We don't we don't do that around here, okay

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Hey, hey bubble

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We don't

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I don't care if all the words in it are booty fart.

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I'm not doing it. I refuse. I am. Connections is absolutely and I mean absolutely dead to me.

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I'll tell you what I will pull up though my tube again.

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Check connections is dead to me. Okay.

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Y'all think I was lying?

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Y'all thought I was lying?

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No, it's dead to me.

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Dead, I tell you.

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Matter of fact, Chad, let's all not do the connections.

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Y'all agree with that?

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Let's all not do the connections.

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Okay.

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What does Cooper just say to me?

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You're just mad cause you're not good at it.

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You know what I am good at though?

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Exactly.

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Hey.

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Hey, exactly.

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What do you think happened right there, Jack?

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Healthy versus fast food addition.

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Oh, it's from Spicy Peaches.

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Spicy Peaches with another banger.

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This is a tough one for me here.

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This is a close one for me here.

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I guess I'm going to watch a real estate show.

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Oh, I mean, this is a close, I'm lying to you.

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I can't keep that up.

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I didn't know you were going to

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make these even like comparable.

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There's never a chance I'm going

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healthy.

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Yeah, no, yeah.

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There's yeah, I W video but yeah,

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we already know.

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But yeah, I'm going to do

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this.

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I'm going to do this.

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I'm going to do this.

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I'm going to do this.

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I'm going to do this.

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know. Band the guy that just said we know by the way, who do you think you are? I know you don't.

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I know you don't. Get out of here. Do you mean we know?

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Chat, you did not know. Every time one of those popped up, chat, you never knew what I was going

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going to pick there.

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OK.

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Hold on.

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I'm cooking.

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Let me cook.

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Chesh, we do another animal clothes call video.

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those bro those the animal closed call videos be hit dude bro the animal ones

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are so good I swear let me see here

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look at this clickbait chat look at this clickbait right here one in a

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A billion moments in nature and it's just a gigantic cube that fell from the heavens.

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Did you get the word?

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Oh, yes, I did.

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It was fain.

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It was fain, chat.

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Should I go?

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Did I go this one?

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Yes.

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yo, has anybody else's YouTube been running slow recently or is it just me?

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Bro, I don't know what's been happening the past few days on YouTube.

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When I add hits, like it seems like it's taking forever for like it to load.

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I don't know why.

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for two Indian veterans and former Arnold's Triple A pitcher,

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O.A. Delegate.

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Yeah!

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30 scariest animal encounters of the year.

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This was three years ago.

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So this would be the 30 scariest animal encounters of 2022.

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At Randham Boer National Park, a group of friends

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averaged Safari Drive quickly turned

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into a nightmare when they were horrifyingly

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chased by a hungry tiger at first they began recording after spotting movement

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in the bush with the 5

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now in serious fear the tourists continue driving down the road in hopes of

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being left alone, but the vicious tiger, unfortunately.

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Dude, ain't tiger?

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Don't tigers just like straight up clear lions, too.

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As other plans.

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That's why you stay home and play video games.

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Facts!

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Let's go get some music.

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What's going on?

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Hold on.

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Whoa.

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Not trying to risk their safety any longer, they thankfully decide to drive at full speed

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away from the area.

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See y'all smart!

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Some folks that sit there record act like a camera gon' say.

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The beginning of this clip shows a group of tourists slowly approaching an enormous

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bison peacefully grazing on grass in Yellowstone National Park.

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Oh, he killed you!

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Eventually, the animal seems to be getting agitated, so some of the tourists try to evacuate the area.

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But the smart ones!

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That only makes the beast angrier.

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Oh, never mind. They're dumb for that.

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No!

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Fortunately, the herbivore stops and leaves the group alone in the end.

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A sunny day in Vail Water, South Africa.

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Oh my goodness! G to the G!

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It's a hippo video. I keep telling y'all do not play with these hippos.

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These men had their enjoyable safari ride take a truly unpredictable turn when they got charged by a furious hippo.

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Before anything, they begin recording when they notice the curious animal slowly approaching their car from the road behind them.

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I think by the fact that these are, they look so whimsical and goofy, it's hard to imagine that that's like the most dangerous animal on the planet.

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Even would completely clear an elephant by the way.

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1v1 elephant versus hippo, hippo wins that every day a week, so...

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Not expecting much to go wrong, they attempt to continue their unusual observation while they have the chance...

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Man, you need to take off!

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...to suddenly go south.

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Oh, we saw this, but this one is like just casually an elephant riding behind a puppy.

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breakfast when a furious elephant came and did the unthinkable at the beginning of the video

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the two we saw this with the elephant the first year and stuff up stomper and the attack the

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officials dismissed them y'all remember that one we saw that one the other day fishing for musky

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this fisherman nearly jumped to his death when a snake randomly decided to pay him a visit

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The video opens with the fisherman driving to his chosen location and upon reaching the set location, he gets into his boat.

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After getting comfortable in the boat, the man sets up his camera and begins to-

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Godfuck, I'm watching a paranormal video with this music in the background, by the way.

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...pair his fishing gear. Once that is done, he wastes no time throwing in a line.

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I want, as in the world, that thing doing trying to eat that.

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For quite some time all seems to be going as planned and the enthusiastic fishermen even manages to secure his first catch and then out of nowhere the unthinkable happens.

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I can't remember what exactly the snake is, but one of those snakes when they're swimming,

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their head above the water so if you ever see this right here with his heads

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above the water you bet hey you better get up out of there

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feet oh my lord y'all always talking about some feet man just ain't got nothing

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to do with no feet

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In a fortunate turn of events, the snake makes its way out of the boat, leaving the frightened

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man unharmed.

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While checking trail cameras with his friend Rachel, this man spotted a sneaky mountain

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lion spying on them through the bushes and immediately started to panic.

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What's the f**king dog mind right here?

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Get back down, Line!

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He ain't doing nothing, he's just standing there!

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You yelling at him!

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Get back!

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Get back!

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Get back!

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Get back!

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He's just standing there!

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As the animal shows no signs of backing down,

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the pair do their best to de-escalate the situation while trying to back away.

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doing his best to de-escalate the situation he's hooting and hollering

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buddy you know what I've been doing I'd have gotten me a can of frisky wet cat

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food out of my back pocket and be like kitty and out of game the food not a

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pen of them out of went on by my way you want to know why cuz I I I like

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cats and they wouldn't kill me because the cat would have been able to realize

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oh this dude was cool I'm not gonna kill you slowly

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de-escalate she doesn't like you man she does not like you dude I see what

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this is now this dude trying to impress Rachel over here mark she's not

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interested yes she's she's so brave you're over hooting holland at this

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little kitty a few moments pass and the animal nonchalantly starts to retreat

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back into the woods giving them the chance to make their escape

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Fortunately, after a while, the mountain lion decides to leave the hikers bee, and they make

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it out safely.

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He probably thought he was so tough, he's like, yeah man, she likes me now.

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When he turned the camera to Rachel and he was like, you good, she was like, oh, shit,

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even cute.

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This intense clip hooks up right as these brave men attempt to scare a nearby tiger

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away from their village, unfortunately the situation escalates rather quickly.

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I just want somebody to hide!

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Luckily for them, the predator decides to spare the man at the very last second and

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and ends up leaving the area completely.

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See, what is you do doing?

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Hey, Metta, take a picture.

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A 45-year-old man in Bangkok, Thailand,

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was watching TV in his lounge

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when he heard some hissing sounds

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coming out of his living room wall,

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Having no idea of the terrible situation he was in, he called for help.

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The rescuers came in and decided to break the plasterboard wall,

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but what came out of it sent chills down the spine of everyone there.

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It was a huge python living in that wall for God knows how.

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That is so creepy.

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That is actually just creepy.

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Long.

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Rescuers tried getting it out, but it stubbornly remained inside the wall.

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Hey, big dog.

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Oh, come on.

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Hey, big dog.

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Oh, yes.

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That's your house now.

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I just started grabbing my stuff.

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As soon as he busted the wall out,

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I see a little bit of a snake.

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I just started packing.

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Yeah, yeah. See you there, man.

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When the snake finally did come out,

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it was measured to be 15 feet in length

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and was transported back to the wild.

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That is crazy.

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This next horrifying clip begins

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clip begins by showing a man inside a shark cage recording his experience under

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the deep dark and dangerous ocean.

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God, he's two feet under the water.

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This dude just said that like he's in a Mariana trench or something.

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Dog, you can literally, he can reach his hand up and be at the surface.

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This dude said that like he was scuba diving 8,000 feet under.

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This next horrifying clip begins by showing a man inside a shark cage

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Recording his experience under the deep dark and dangerous ocean

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While waiting for sharks to circle him his expectations are quickly thrown out the window

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Aggressive and hungry shark does something unexpected

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You know what, Jeff? I don't know this. Okay, yeah. So he accidentally hit the cage here.

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He went for the food and then he got the food and tried to swim off and he just accidentally

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ran into the cage.

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As the large predator gets its mouth completely stuck in the cage unable to free itself it starts to panic

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Thankfully after a while the shark manages to wiggle its mouth out

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Swimming you could have been a doll and gave him a little push, but okay away afterwards

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The clip begins intensely with a silver-backed gorilla scaring a group of

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GGs by doing something extremely terrifying and unexpected.

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After the first charge the giant primate does not leave the group alone and

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and continues to harass the tourists.

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Dude, I like gorillas, man!

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Come this way.

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One more, one more.

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One, two, three, one, two.

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Dude, there's just never a situation

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where I'm gonna be anywhere near this thing.

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Why are they just out there with the gorilla?

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Why?

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Trying to de-escalate the situation,

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the group makes their movements as silent

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and slow as possible to avoid

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angering the gorilla further.

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We'll go home!

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This seems to work, and the animal starts to walk away.

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But it unfortunately decides to show them one last act of aggression.

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Russian. Luckily, it let go of the woman relatively quickly, leaving. Bro just playing. Bro was

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just playing around. I'm not going to lie. In the African wilderness, this Russian tourist

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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THIS CANNOT BE REAL!

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Huge hippo and suddenly decided to run after it.

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This is actually the dumbest person alive.

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Well, they're probably not still alive. This was three years ago.

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At the time of this recording, this was the dumbest person alive. I actually cannot believe this.

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Surprisingly, the animal immediately runs in fear as the brave man keeps chasing-

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The brave man?

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You mean the dumbest human being breathing oxygen, man!

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Down.

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Feeling satisfied with what he's done, he simply turns around and goes back to minding

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his own business? I can't believe what I just watched.

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Try a whole world of delicious Duncan Refresher's. Did that dude have a bazooka in his back pocket

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that I didn't see? No way. This is Quinta Brunson, writer, actor, producer.

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This terrifying video starts off with two hunters in a tree stand who had just spotted a black

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It bare below them, and quickly started recording.

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Yo, cut this music, yo, cut this music out, Cub.

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Moments later, the predator becomes overly curious

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and tries to climb up their tree,

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prompting them to prepare for the worst.

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I'm not doing a debunking this isn't a debunking video sir it's a bear trying to climb a tree

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you make it sound like I'm about to see somebody die.

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He Q.

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Get him something to eat.

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Causes and a print of the black bear getting close to them.

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The man recording decides that he has no other choice but to pull out his bear spray.

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NO!

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Why are you spraying up?

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After getting sprayed in the face, the animal can finally be seen running away from those hunters tree, going as far as possible.

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Man, I don't let him eat me.

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Florida a sewer fishing trip got out of hand when the crew members came face to

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face with a Burmese python watch to see what they did next as soon as the crew

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initially reaches the sewer they have chosen to fish in they catch sight of a

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humongous. Yo this stupid music I'm about to have to click off this law stop with the

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piano I feel like I'm in a resident evil save room. And immediately get the idea of

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potentially pulling it out. We were going to store fish and there's a huge snake.

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Freak down there's a huge snake. Right here is right on its body.

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It's like right above it. Can you guys see that or not?

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Frightened and intrigued at the same time. Let's take the grate off and go down in there and get it.

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You hook my crumb. Besides you call there friend Jacob who has experience with snakes.

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Oh lord! A few minutes later, Jacob arrives at the scene and after putting

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all necessary safety measures in place, he ventures down the sewer and moments later,

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he emerges, holding this.

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I'm okay, I'm okay.

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Yeah, I feel like I'm watching a chilling scares video with this music.

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No, I can't.

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You're killing me.

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You're killing me, Smalls.

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Smalls.

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Smalls.

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You're, Smalls, you're killing me.

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I mean, Lord have mercy.

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I feel like I'm watching a chilling scares video over here.

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What are we doing?

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Why do we got full orchestras playing?

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like brah yeah you know yeah you're right it literally is granny music it is

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legitimately granithy gloria garnett music that's exactly what it sounded

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like. Like, like, bro, you know what I mean?

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Y'all know what I mean, don't you?

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Do you know what I mean?

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Huh?

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Speaking of chilling scares.

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Absolutely goaded YouTube channel by the way, goaded.

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Have I seen this one chat?

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Bro, I got something in my eye again.

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Did I see that top one?

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Oh my goodness, this one made me so mad. I can't remember if that was the one that we watched.

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That made me so mad. Y'all remember that goober that was in that tent saying, hey, you're

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scaring me. Get out of here, bubble. I got a knife. Where's my knife at? Do y'all

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remember that one dude? Oh my goodness. Bro that one, I seen that one. I don't know if

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I've seen this one. I don't think I've seen this. Chad, did I see this? I don't think

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I've seen this. I think we watched the serial killer still on the loose today and I started

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talking crazy about one of them then I realized they're still on the loose so they still

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after me. Uh, they, they, they're still after me. So, I don't think I've seen this one.

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Okay. So, these pads absorb a heavy flow, a lot of flow. All right. No, listen up.

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Yeah, it was the little rock slasher I'm cooked.

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Three ingredients near your...

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Did we see this? I don't think we did.

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The stash cam video was captured in Nuevo Laredo in Mexico.

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A man and his wife had just crossed the border into the country in the early morning hours

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of January 3rd at 2020.

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Shortly after they were met by-

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Definitely, okay, chat 20 seconds when I can y'all tell me if I've seen it.

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I

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Know

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This site

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Cars stop at a light blocking the road with multiple people standing nearby

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As the driver approaches the car in the middle lane pulls forward and the people outside gesture the driver to pass through

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However, just as he tries to do so a pickup pulls around the corner and blocks the open path

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That's when the people outside began banging on the driver's windows and pulling at the door handles.

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Hey, Jack. Anytime you're ever driving at night and anybody stops you for any reason, do not stop that cop.

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It's the cartel.

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Yeah.

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It's the hoe?

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Who is Bro's enemies?

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Dudes are driving genius though!

01:00:08.760 --> 01:00:10.760
That was tough!

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The group does whenever they can to get the vehicle to stop, but the quick maneuvers of

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the driver along to speed around the blocking vehicles and get away back in the opposite

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direction.

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That was actually so tough!

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Groups such as this one are commonly known to set up roadblock traps like this in different

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areas.

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Typically, they'll be looking for passing trucks to steal, which they'll then use

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for a multitude of different purposes.

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However, they'll also steal wallets, cell phones, and other valuable items from

01:00:35.200 --> 01:00:38.360
these unsuspecting drivers.

01:00:38.360 --> 01:00:41.960
reports of stolen items including cards were found that morning.

01:00:41.960 --> 01:00:45.440
You okay some doober told me I'm built like hay so I'll make sure to thank him for calling

01:00:45.440 --> 01:00:47.960
me tall and absolutely jacked.

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You're modded.

01:00:49.960 --> 01:00:56.960
But facts.

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James Shawn Jr. was a self-proclaimed auto enthusiast.

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He owned a Subaru Forester and would commonly take it out for joy rides around California.

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Okay

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You're a fourth 2015 James was out on Angeles Crest Highway for a scenic ride through the

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farther with the fire in Los Angeles County. We saw this video. Well, how you just not gonna say that?

01:01:20.280 --> 01:01:25.080
As it goes over the mountains the Angeles Crest Highway is one of the highest elevated roads in Southern, California

01:01:26.400 --> 01:01:30.080
James was nearing two tunnels and recalls speeding up because he said that

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If it ain't on my YouTube, I didn't see it.

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Oh my goodness, I didn't see this.

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Because this dude flies off the cliff.

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Oh my goodness, I didn't see this one.

01:01:53.080 --> 01:01:55.080
I remember this.

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is this where he flies off the cliff yeah yeah I see this car heralds over the

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edge however in a sheer stroke man have I seen every chilling scares video bro

01:02:21.340 --> 01:02:28.140
besides the ones that are like too crazy a lot is he alive yeah he's alive

01:02:28.140 --> 01:02:31.460
because I just think we remember, I think,

01:02:31.460 --> 01:02:34.140
seeing that video on stream and being like,

01:02:34.140 --> 01:02:36.820
oh, did I just want somebody to die?

01:02:36.820 --> 01:02:40.980
And then he said, miraculously, he's living.

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And I said, oh, that's good.

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Five disturbing Craigslist ads.

01:02:52.680 --> 01:02:54.420
Oh, that's gotta be a banger.

01:02:54.420 --> 01:02:59.420
Oh, that's gotta be a banger.

01:02:59.420 --> 01:03:03.420
Oh, that's gotta be a banger right there.

01:03:03.420 --> 01:03:10.420
You gotta be- What are you giving me, Zian ads?

01:03:10.420 --> 01:03:14.420
We're generating the doors with Firefly.

01:03:14.420 --> 01:03:15.420
Oh, that's sick.

01:03:15.420 --> 01:03:16.420
Give you some ideas.

01:03:16.420 --> 01:03:17.420
Try to blend them different colors.

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All right, I'm gonna put them all together.

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Chad, they ain't targeted, bruh.

01:03:27.420 --> 01:03:33.380
In 2011, this job posting was uploaded to Craigslist, asking for someone to watch over

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a patch of farmland and feed a few cows somewhere in southern Ohio in exchange for $300 a week.

01:03:40.620 --> 01:03:45.580
It ended up being one of the most notorious cases of ad-related crimes of the decade.

01:03:45.580 --> 01:03:52.620
at red. Caretaker position for farm southern Ohio. Simply watch over a 688 acre patch of

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hilly farmland and feed a few cows. You get $300 a week and a nice two bedroom trailer.

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Someone older and single preferred, but we'll consider all. Relocation a must. You must

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have a clean record and be trustworthy. This is a permanent position. The farm is

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used mainly as a hunting preserve is overrun with game that has a stopped

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three-acre pond but some beef cattle will be kept. Near its neighbor is a mile

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away. The place is secluded and beautiful. It will be a real-

01:04:24.940 --> 01:04:29.460
It's good that y'all were never in potential danger from this one because y'all are not looking for no job.

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Get away for the right person. Job of a lifetime. If you are ready to relocate

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please contact ASAP. Position will not stay open. Include name, age, phone

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number in email. Some of the men who responded to the ad were interviewed directly by a

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man who identified himself as Jack, along with his 16 year old accomplice, Brogan Rafferty,

01:04:49.300 --> 01:04:52.260
whom he referred to as his nephew. Jack and Brogan?

01:04:52.260 --> 01:04:56.420
The interview stage said they didn't notice anything strange about Jack or his so-called

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nephew, and that they just looked like a couple of farmers who needed someone to look after

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their land. Scott Davis, a 48 year old man who was interviewed by Jack over breakfast

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at a little restaurant in Marietto, Ohio, was the second to last candidate to go through

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the screening process for the job. After breakfast, he rode with Jack and Brogan to a remote,

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wooded area near Akron. Immediately after getting out of the car to survey his surroundings,

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Davis heard a clicking sound. He turned around to see Jack pointing a gun at him. It was

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then that he realized that the click he heard had been the gun misfiring, but before

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he could react, Jack shot him in the elbow. Despite the wound, Davis managed to

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escape. He ran for his life for seven hours through the woods, eventually finding a house

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and asking the owner for help.

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Seven hours of running! I'd have died two minutes in!

01:05:46.300 --> 01:05:51.460
They called 911 and news about the incident began to spread. Five days later, police received

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a call from a woman named Deborah Bruce who claimed that her 51-year-old twin brother

01:05:55.620 --> 01:06:00.860
David Paulie had responded to the same job and on Craigslist. According to Deborah,

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Her brother had driven from Virginia to Ohio with all his belongings in his car in the hopes

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that the new job would work out for him and help him get back on his feet.

01:06:08.740 --> 01:06:13.300
Tragically, a couple days later, police found the body of David Pauley along with the body

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of another victim by the neighbor of Geiger buried in the woods close to where Scott Davis

01:06:17.540 --> 01:06:19.500
had been shot in the elbow.

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At this point in the case, investigators were able to identify a pattern in the victims.

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Jack and Brogan targeted homeless, down on their luck, or otherwise vulnerable

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middle-aged men with limited family ties, and lured them to an isolated location under the

01:06:32.580 --> 01:06:37.940
appearance of a life-changing job opportunity. Later robbed them of all their belongings and

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shoot them on the spot. Their hope was that, because of their few family ties, their disappearance

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would go unnoticed, giving Jack and Brogan enough time to bury the bodies and get rid

01:06:46.820 --> 01:06:50.660
of the evidence. This pattern explains why certain candidates were rejected.

01:06:50.660 --> 01:06:54.060
Just evil for no reason, are they still on the loose?

01:06:54.060 --> 01:06:57.460
Hold on, hold on, I'll take back what I just said.

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During the interview process, such as 58-year-old Ron Sansen,

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a former Navy officer with a college degree,

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and an unnamed woman in her 20s

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would also apply for the job.

01:07:07.260 --> 01:07:10.260
During the investigation, police traced the Craigslist ad,

01:07:10.260 --> 01:07:12.940
which led them to the home of a man named Joe Bice

01:07:12.940 --> 01:07:14.060
in Akron, Ohio.

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I thought they would but say Joe Bice for nothing.

01:07:16.980 --> 01:07:17.820
What?

01:07:17.820 --> 01:07:23.820
The man named woman in her 20s would also apply for the job.

01:07:23.820 --> 01:07:24.820
During the investigation...

01:07:24.820 --> 01:07:25.820
What was I talking about?

01:07:25.820 --> 01:07:26.820
What was you doing?

01:07:26.820 --> 01:07:29.820
You've killed the people in 2011?

01:07:29.820 --> 01:07:33.820
Ex-lissad, which led them to the home of a man named Joe Bice.

01:07:33.820 --> 01:07:36.820
You're not going to explain by the say that!

01:07:36.820 --> 01:07:41.340
He denied posting the ad and claimed that it was probably posted by the man who rented

01:07:41.340 --> 01:07:42.820
out his basement space.

01:07:42.820 --> 01:07:46.420
When police asked Joe Bice for the name of his tenon, he responded that he only

01:07:46.420 --> 01:07:47.420
knew him as Dutch.

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You ain't Dutch, Vanderland man! Stop! What year was this? This was about 2011? This is like a year!

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This was like a year after Red Dead 1 came out! This dude was wanting to be Dutch so bad!

01:08:02.420 --> 01:08:05.420
Well, let me stop talking till I see what happened to him.

01:08:05.420 --> 01:08:10.420
Posting the ad and claims that it was probably posted by the man who rented out his basement space.

01:08:10.420 --> 01:08:15.420
When police asked Joe Bice for the name of his ten-man, he responded that he only knew him as Dutch.

01:08:15.420 --> 01:08:19.660
Investigators were able to track Dutch down thanks to a phone call that he made to Joe Bice,

01:08:19.660 --> 01:08:22.220
unaware that his landlord had been in contact with the police.

01:08:22.940 --> 01:08:26.860
On November 16, 2011, police arrested Dutch and identified-

01:08:26.860 --> 01:08:29.980
Yeah, this dude actually thought he was Dutch Van-

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This dude played Red Dead 1 as soon as it came out!

01:08:33.820 --> 01:08:36.620
And this dude was trying to cosplay as Dutch Van-

01:08:36.620 --> 01:08:39.420
lived from Red Dead 1! So some of them are all crazy stuff!

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What a dummy, man!

01:08:40.860 --> 01:08:42.860
I

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Name is 52 year old

01:08:46.380 --> 01:08:49.820
Thank you. Scott Davis immediately confirmed that this was the same man who had interviewed

01:08:50.540 --> 01:08:55.660
And shot him in the woods apparently Richard Beasley had fled from the police and used different identities

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To avoid being detected even using the names of some of his victims

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Around that time police also arrested Brogan Rafferty Richard Beasley's teenage accomplice

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At the time, Brogan was a 16-year-old high school student from Stoll, Ohio, whom Beasley

01:09:11.580 --> 01:09:14.500
had mentored and taken under his wing.

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Police searched Rafferty's house and found several weapons, as well as a disturbing poem

01:09:18.940 --> 01:09:22.980
hidden in his computer files from August 16, 2011.

01:09:22.980 --> 01:09:24.620
The chilling poem read,

01:09:24.620 --> 01:09:28.260
We took him out to the woods on a humid summer's night.

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The loud crack echoed and I didn't hear the thud.

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Investigators later determined that the poem described the murder of Ralph Geiger,

01:09:35.340 --> 01:09:41.780
One of the victims police have found in the woods a few days later on November 25th a fourth victim a

01:09:42.100 --> 01:09:44.460
47-year-old man named Timothy Kern was found

01:09:47.860 --> 01:09:54.340
Brogan Rafferty was sentenced to life without parole and Richard Beasley was sentenced to execution after being found guilty of

01:09:54.580 --> 01:09:57.960
27 total accounts of aggravated murder aggravated robbery

01:09:58.600 --> 01:10:00.940
kidnapping and possession of illegal weapons

01:10:00.940 --> 01:10:07.300
This innocent looking job ad ended up being one of the most notorious luring posts in the site's history

01:10:07.300 --> 01:10:13.140
and it played a strong contributing role to the sketchy connotation that Craigslist carries nowadays.

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That's crazy, man. People just be each other's...

01:10:16.040 --> 01:10:18.040
What are you talking about? You get more of these...

01:10:18.040 --> 01:10:21.240
There's a difference between like a human, like an animal trying to eat something to live,

01:10:21.240 --> 01:10:23.740
like an animal kills something just to eat something to live,

01:10:23.740 --> 01:10:27.240
human just be killing... just to do it, bro. Like, bro, come on, man.

01:10:27.240 --> 01:10:52.200
Hey, it was an interesting mix between an online dating platform, a space where people could

01:10:52.200 --> 01:11:00.620
rants and share their opinions on personal experiences and a place for people to find friends with similar interests although most people use the personal section for

01:11:00.620 --> 01:11:08.320
legitimate reasons it was also notorious for scams and other illegal activities which is why craigslist completely removed the section in 2018

01:11:08.320 --> 01:11:10.120
that is greatly still a thing

01:11:10.120 --> 01:11:18.780
ad was posted by a person claiming to be a serial killer disturbingly the post mentioned two public officials by name and the person who uploaded the ad said that

01:11:18.780 --> 01:11:25.040
it would strike again. The ad read, Tulsa Murderer. I was wanting to thank Tulsa for letting

01:11:25.040 --> 01:11:30.420
me have my first kill. It all started here, so I was thinking it should also be my first.

01:11:30.420 --> 01:11:34.820
I was nervous as hell, but I will get over it. It was a stranger on strangers, so the

01:11:34.820 --> 01:11:39.060
police will have a difficult time. It will not be my last though, thinking about going

01:11:39.060 --> 01:11:45.300
to OKC for next. To the people who started it all, Julie Free at Judge Glasgow. On the

01:11:45.300 --> 01:11:54.480
The day that it was posted, the ad was immediately reported to the police and an investigation

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was launched by the Tulsa Police Department.

01:11:56.980 --> 01:12:01.100
Specifically, the ad thanked a woman named Julie Free, an employee of the Department of

01:12:01.100 --> 01:12:02.860
Corrections and Judge Glasgow.

01:12:02.860 --> 01:12:08.140
Mom, I know you did not just come in here and type recap in my chat.

01:12:08.140 --> 01:12:13.780
Yo, mom, I know you did not just type recap in here.

01:12:13.780 --> 01:12:27.740
I cut this stream off. My mom just came here to try to freak out. You gotta be kidding

01:12:27.740 --> 01:12:38.620
me. She waged baiting, bruh.

01:12:38.620 --> 01:12:48.420
who worked in the probate division of the Tulsa County District Court. The post thanked them

01:12:48.420 --> 01:12:53.660
and referred to them as the people who started it all. Because Julie Free and Judge Blascoe

01:12:53.660 --> 01:12:58.060
worked in overlapping departments and would sometimes interact with the same offenders,

01:12:58.060 --> 01:13:01.780
police believed that the ad had to have been posted by someone who had at some point

01:13:01.780 --> 01:13:05.420
been involved in the criminal justice system and that it might have been an act of

01:13:05.420 --> 01:13:09.260
revenge to stain their image that's crazy this provided the Tulsa police

01:13:09.260 --> 01:13:12.820
department all the information available about the post but it didn't

01:13:12.820 --> 01:13:16.580
really lead anywhere according to the police there have been no recent crimes

01:13:16.580 --> 01:13:20.660
that one of y'all sitting there to be honest we'll crack this case right now

01:13:20.660 --> 01:13:27.940
was it one of y'all the description provided in the ad the police

01:13:27.940 --> 01:13:31.500
department said that the ad was probably a hoax but they never found

01:13:31.500 --> 01:13:34.700
any evidence to prove it which means it's still possible the post could

01:13:34.700 --> 01:13:39.400
been looked at. The homicide unit said that they had seen a similar situation before when

01:13:39.400 --> 01:13:44.740
a 918 number texted random people disturbing questions about where to bury a body. The thing

01:13:44.740 --> 01:13:49.180
about the ad that alarmed the police was that it specifically named two public officials.

01:13:49.180 --> 01:13:53.140
But to this day, it hasn't been confirmed whether this was just some sort of revenge

01:13:53.140 --> 01:13:56.900
hoax or if something much more sinister was going on.

01:13:56.900 --> 01:14:00.980
Crazy. Jack Craigslist back in the day was crazy.

01:14:00.980 --> 01:14:06.340
In August of 2014, an 18-year-old girl named Hailey Turner posted a Craigslist notice stating

01:14:06.340 --> 01:14:15.340
that she was, quote, looking to be abducted and taken away.

01:14:15.340 --> 01:14:20.700
In August of 2014, an 18-year-old girl named Hailey Turner posted a Craigslist notice stating

01:14:20.700 --> 01:14:24.780
that she was, quote, looking to be abducted and taken away.

01:14:24.780 --> 01:14:28.400
Although the post immediately gained a lot of online attention, as far as I was able

01:14:28.400 --> 01:14:32.680
to find images of the actual ad itself are no longer available.

01:14:32.680 --> 01:14:36.400
On August 7th, Hailey left her house in Michigan and told her mother that she was going to

01:14:36.400 --> 01:14:37.400
run an errand.

01:14:37.400 --> 01:14:40.840
A few minutes later, she called a friend on the phone.

01:14:40.840 --> 01:14:44.000
During the conversation, she mentioned to her friend that she had noticed a man lying

01:14:44.000 --> 01:14:47.000
in the ditch in the middle of the road, and that she was going to get out of her car

01:14:47.000 --> 01:14:48.000
to see if he was okay.

01:14:48.000 --> 01:14:52.680
A few seconds later, Hailey uttered the words, he has a gun, and the phone was

01:14:52.680 --> 01:14:54.040
suddenly disconnected.

01:14:54.040 --> 01:14:57.720
Terrified, the friend immediately called Hailey's father, who drove to the area

01:14:57.720 --> 01:14:59.720
just north of Ohio in Bedford Township.

01:14:59.720 --> 01:15:04.720
It sounds like the dude that kidnapped her made the ad to cover it up.

01:15:04.720 --> 01:15:09.720
He then found his daughter's car running in the road, when Haley was nowhere to be found.

01:15:09.720 --> 01:15:14.720
Haley was immediately reported as a missing person, and an investigation was launched to find her.

01:15:14.720 --> 01:15:21.720
Strangely, a police found that at 10.06 p.m. on August 7th, Haley had rented the DVDs for two movies from the...

01:15:21.720 --> 01:15:28.720
August what?

01:15:28.720 --> 01:15:34.720
Same person. An investigation was launched to find her. Strangely police found that at

01:15:34.720 --> 01:15:36.720
10.06 pm on August 7th.

01:15:36.720 --> 01:15:47.720
10.06 pm August 7th. It is 10.18 pm August 7th.

01:15:47.720 --> 01:15:50.720
What are the actual odds?

01:15:55.520 --> 01:15:57.620
Haley had rented the DVDs for two-

01:15:57.620 --> 01:15:58.620
WHAT?!

01:15:58.620 --> 01:16:01.620
family video store a few miles from Toledo, Ohio.

01:16:01.620 --> 01:16:05.120
The phone call with her friend had taken place a few minutes after that.

01:16:05.120 --> 01:16:11.120
Sixteen hours after her disappearance, a local resident found Haley standing at a random corner holding a puppy and-

01:16:11.120 --> 01:16:14.320
It's a sign check! I'm gonna lock y'all's doors tonight, ayy!

01:16:14.320 --> 01:16:16.620
That might be a sign right there!

01:16:16.620 --> 01:16:19.300
Y'all better lock y'all's doors, Bubba.

01:16:19.300 --> 01:16:22.260
For Detroit, although she was completely unscathed,

01:16:22.260 --> 01:16:24.420
she claimed that she had been abducted at gunpoint

01:16:24.420 --> 01:16:27.060
the night before, and that she had jumped from a moving vehicle

01:16:27.060 --> 01:16:28.860
to escape her captor.

01:16:28.860 --> 01:16:31.100
The whole story didn't really seem to add up,

01:16:31.100 --> 01:16:33.300
and police had a hard time believing her.

01:16:33.300 --> 01:16:34.980
The video footage from the DVD store

01:16:34.980 --> 01:16:37.900
where she was last seen didn't show anything suspicious,

01:16:37.900 --> 01:16:39.260
and there were no signs on her body

01:16:39.260 --> 01:16:41.540
suggesting that she had been attacked.

01:16:41.540 --> 01:16:43.460
After hours of questioning, Haley Turner

01:16:43.460 --> 01:16:45.420
eventually confessed and pleaded guilty

01:16:45.420 --> 01:16:47.660
to causing a false police report to be filed.

01:16:47.660 --> 01:16:49.260
She faked it?

01:16:50.820 --> 01:16:52.740
She was sentenced to three years probation

01:16:52.740 --> 01:16:54.580
and one month of community service

01:16:54.580 --> 01:16:57.860
and was fined $15,000 to reimburse the sheriff's office

01:16:57.860 --> 01:16:59.660
for the 16 hour search.

01:16:59.660 --> 01:17:01.780
Although her motives for faking her own abduction

01:17:01.780 --> 01:17:03.980
were never revealed, her mother mentioned that

01:17:03.980 --> 01:17:06.780
it had been an emotionally difficult year for her daughter.

01:17:06.780 --> 01:17:09.060
And then although she didn't justify her behavior,

01:17:09.060 --> 01:17:12.100
she interpreted the fake abduction as a cry for help.

01:17:12.100 --> 01:17:14.460
Some of Haley's other strange cricks's posts

01:17:14.460 --> 01:17:17.700
indicated that she had a tendency to seek attention online,

01:17:17.700 --> 01:17:19.300
but these posts have since been deleted

01:17:19.300 --> 01:17:21.580
and are no longer publicly available.

01:17:21.580 --> 01:17:23.740
Man, I hear me over here worried, Jack.

01:17:23.740 --> 01:17:26.780
It's revealed that one man did actually respond to the ad,

01:17:26.780 --> 01:17:29.300
but Hailey decided to faker disappearance by herself

01:17:29.300 --> 01:17:31.420
instead of communicating with him.

01:17:31.420 --> 01:17:34.260
Can we investigate the guy that is responding to the ad?

01:17:34.260 --> 01:17:36.140
The fact that someone responded to this ad

01:17:36.140 --> 01:17:37.940
and was willing to carry out the abduction

01:17:37.940 --> 01:17:41.340
of an 18-year-old girl for money is pretty concerning.

01:17:41.340 --> 01:17:43.060
And what makes this even creepier

01:17:43.060 --> 01:17:47.300
that the man who responded to Hayley's ad asking to be abducted was never found by police.

01:17:53.460 --> 01:17:55.300
I can do that. I can do all that.

01:17:58.180 --> 01:17:59.780
See, why is it buffering?

01:18:01.620 --> 01:18:05.300
With Starlink, we didn't have to compromise on where we live

01:18:05.300 --> 01:18:06.580
due to lack of technology.

01:18:06.580 --> 01:18:16.580
This creepy post was uploaded to Craigslist on July 21st 2009 by a man claiming to be a Baltimore area homeowner.

01:18:16.580 --> 01:18:20.580
The ad pretty much speaks for itself and it reads,

01:18:20.580 --> 01:18:26.580
By now you've probably heard of the Glen Bernie family that saw their 83 year old grandmother's dead body in a freezer.

01:18:26.580 --> 01:18:27.580
What?

01:18:27.580 --> 01:18:29.580
It turns out that no law was broken.

01:18:29.580 --> 01:18:32.580
Yep, dumping a body is legal around here.

01:18:32.580 --> 01:18:38.580
Health care workers and other professionals are required to report deaths, but ordinary citizens are not.

01:18:38.580 --> 01:18:43.580
And, apparently, no state law prohibits the burial or storage of a body on private property.

01:18:43.580 --> 01:18:46.580
I'm a laid-off Baltimore area hole-owner.

01:18:46.580 --> 01:18:50.580
After 10 months of unemployment and the future looking even more grim,

01:18:50.580 --> 01:18:54.580
I'm willing to consider allowing my backyard to be used for body dumping.

01:18:54.580 --> 01:18:56.580
Call it a private burial, if you prefer.

01:18:56.580 --> 01:19:01.580
I could probably take a half dozen bodies without arousing the attention of neighbors.

01:19:01.580 --> 01:19:06.260
wouldn't hurt to have one under the garden too. Me, a discreet Baltimore County homeowner

01:19:06.260 --> 01:19:12.420
with a half acre of easily tillable property on a quiet dead-end street. You, an individual,

01:19:12.420 --> 01:19:16.400
not a healthcare worker or other professional required to report a death, with the awkward

01:19:16.400 --> 01:19:22.140
inconvenience of disposing of a deceased relative, friend, colleague, or acquaintance.

01:19:22.140 --> 01:19:27.460
You must provide your own trash bags, tarp, quick lime, shovel, etc. I might be available

01:19:27.460 --> 01:19:32.580
to hold a flashlight, but I won't do any heavy lifting. Accidental deaths or natural causes

01:19:32.580 --> 01:19:36.660
only. I'm not getting involved in any shenanigans with Omar one of you.

01:19:36.660 --> 01:19:40.900
But you are getting yourself involved with shenanigans already, what?

01:19:40.900 --> 01:19:46.940
You're not going to be a participant in or any accessory to any sort of crime. This

01:19:46.940 --> 01:19:52.340
is a limited time offer. Act now before the state legislature changes the law.

01:19:52.340 --> 01:19:59.380
And when the law changes measures fell 10 years ago after the 1999 incident you'll be grandfathered literally and figuratively

01:20:00.260 --> 01:20:03.260
Price is negotiable serious inquiries only

01:20:04.140 --> 01:20:07.360
Anything but get a job. Oh my goodness

01:20:07.860 --> 01:20:10.960
This good. We're getting one to get a job so bad

01:20:11.220 --> 01:20:19.180
He was gonna start charging people to bury bodies in his backyard. Oh my goodness anything but get a job man

01:20:22.340 --> 01:20:29.700
The post itself is off-putting enough, but the context behind the ad is even more disturbing.

01:20:29.700 --> 01:20:34.540
The links in the ad are both broken, but using the Wayback Machine I was able to find a 2009

01:20:34.540 --> 01:20:38.740
version of the website Welcome to Baltimore Hunt, which appears to be a sort of online

01:20:38.740 --> 01:20:43.580
guide for users to upload news and posts about their experience living in Baltimore.

01:20:43.580 --> 01:20:47.340
The link in the Craigslist ad leads to a blog post written by a man named Noam

01:20:47.340 --> 01:20:48.340
Sain.

01:20:48.340 --> 01:20:54.340
The article goes deeper into the reason why he uploaded the ad to Craigslist and what he

01:20:54.340 --> 01:20:58.300
hoped to accomplish with his underground private burial business.

01:20:58.300 --> 01:21:02.140
In the comments, more than a few users asked the man if they could use his backyard for

01:21:02.140 --> 01:21:03.260
a burial.

01:21:03.260 --> 01:21:06.780
The fact that the uploader of the ad explicitly mentioned that he wouldn't get involved

01:21:06.780 --> 01:21:11.680
in any criminal activity by burying anyone who hadn't died of natural causes has created

01:21:11.680 --> 01:21:14.140
a lot of online speculation.

01:21:14.140 --> 01:21:17.900
Using his backyard as a body dumping location would have been perfectly legal and the

01:21:17.900 --> 01:21:21.820
The only reason he had stayed up for so long was because the man wasn't advertising an illegal

01:21:21.820 --> 01:21:25.280
service such as burying people who had been murdered.

01:21:25.280 --> 01:21:28.380
This has made some people think that the only reason why he mentioned that he wouldn't

01:21:28.380 --> 01:21:31.900
get involved with any crimes in the first place was so that he could keep his ad up

01:21:31.900 --> 01:21:33.020
on the site.

01:21:33.020 --> 01:21:37.140
All while responding to emails and getting involved in much more shady body dumping business

01:21:37.140 --> 01:21:38.140
behind the scenes.

01:21:38.140 --> 01:21:39.100
Do you know what it is?

01:21:39.100 --> 01:21:41.140
How did his practice case went open?

01:21:41.140 --> 01:21:45.380
He killed somebody before and buried somebody in his backyard.

01:21:45.380 --> 01:21:46.780
So he all of a sudden, want people

01:21:46.780 --> 01:21:48.780
to bury everybody in his backyard.

01:21:48.780 --> 01:21:50.900
So when the police finally find out who we killed

01:21:50.900 --> 01:21:52.660
and they check his backyard, they're

01:21:52.660 --> 01:21:54.860
going to check his backyard and find all them bodies.

01:21:54.860 --> 01:21:56.540
But they're going to find the one that he killed.

01:21:56.540 --> 01:21:58.580
But he's going to pass it off as I buried everybody

01:21:58.580 --> 01:22:00.500
back there, so it has nothing to do with me.

01:22:03.540 --> 01:22:07.580
I mean, 10,000 IQ move.

01:22:07.580 --> 01:22:10.640
But he was never confirmed whether this was actually the case.

01:22:10.640 --> 01:22:16.240
Despite the disturbing nature of the ad, it acclaims no-em-sane made in the Craigslist ad, Arch-Rill.

01:22:16.240 --> 01:22:16.900
In 2009-

01:22:16.900 --> 01:22:19.600
I'm gonna be a detective, man!

01:22:19.600 --> 01:22:24.840
It was legal for ordinary citizens to abstain from reporting a death and dump a body in Maryland.

01:22:24.840 --> 01:22:28.600
And the incident that he makes reference to in the ad really did happen.

01:22:28.600 --> 01:22:32.340
In 2009, police were called to an apartment in Glenburnie, Maryland,

01:22:32.340 --> 01:22:36.680
because the body of 83-year-old Doris Lee Cook was in the freezer.

01:22:36.680 --> 01:22:41.200
Police were told that the grandmother had died several weeks ago in the apartment she shared with her family.

01:22:41.200 --> 01:22:42.000
Alright, Pete!

01:22:42.000 --> 01:22:46.200
As they had no money for a proper burial, they stored her body in the freezer for two weeks.

01:22:46.200 --> 01:22:53.200
The other incident that the ad mentions happened in 1999 and involved a 25-year-old father named Richard Marshall,

01:22:53.200 --> 01:22:57.500
who buried his 4-year-old daughter in a garbage bag in the woods in Severn, Maryland.

01:22:57.500 --> 01:22:58.000
What?!

01:22:58.000 --> 01:23:01.200
A little girl had passed away in an accident 8 months earlier,

01:23:01.200 --> 01:23:05.200
and because no law was broken, Richard Marshall was only charged for littering.

01:23:05.200 --> 01:23:10.200
Since then, several measures have been proposed to make Bonnie Dumping illegal in Maryland.

01:23:13.200 --> 01:23:21.200
In 2007, a 49-year-old woman from Michigan named Anne Marie Linscott posted a generic freelance job out on Craigslist.

01:23:21.200 --> 01:23:27.200
Although the ad has been deleted and no evidence was made publicly available due to the sensitive nature of the incident,

01:23:27.200 --> 01:23:32.200
the three people who responded to the ad claimed that it looked like a job posting for a freelance writing gig.

01:23:32.200 --> 01:23:36.400
literally as soon as the three people responded to the ad they were emailed

01:23:36.400 --> 01:23:40.000
directly by Anne Marie Linskind who explained that she was actually looking

01:23:40.000 --> 01:23:45.600
for a quote a silent assassin for an eradication task oh no it's that she was

01:23:45.600 --> 01:23:50.360
offering $5,000 to anyone who would eliminate a 56 year old California

01:23:50.360 --> 01:23:55.440
woman named Carol man $5,000

01:23:55.440 --> 01:24:07.180
I ain't nobody killing somebody for 5k, how much money it take you to kill somebody?

01:24:07.180 --> 01:24:13.000
Say somebody comes up to you they're like yo I need this dude taken care of, make it

01:24:13.000 --> 01:24:16.520
quick just get it done and get out of there.

01:24:16.520 --> 01:24:18.120
How much it is?

01:24:18.120 --> 01:24:24.600
Yo let's get an investigation on the guy that just said for free by the way.

01:24:24.600 --> 01:24:26.800
to get that dude out of here.

01:24:26.800 --> 01:24:33.320
The wife of a man named Dwayne who Lin Scott was having an affair with. According to police

01:24:33.320 --> 01:24:39.000
reports Ann Marie and Dwayne had met in an online college course in 2005. That same year

01:24:39.000 --> 01:24:43.800
they met in person and began their affair when Dwayne traveled to Nevada for a conference.

01:24:43.800 --> 01:24:47.980
Two years later Ann Marie visited Dwayne in California after which she started making

01:24:47.980 --> 01:24:52.060
plans to move to the west coast. That's when she posted the murder for higher

01:24:52.060 --> 01:24:53.460
add on Crank's list.

01:24:53.460 --> 01:24:55.580
$5,000, ma'am!

01:24:55.580 --> 01:24:56.580
Colleen!

01:24:56.580 --> 01:24:58.500
And it's all reported the end to the police.

01:24:58.500 --> 01:25:00.780
Investigators tracked down Anne-Marie Linskine

01:25:00.780 --> 01:25:04.140
and arrested her for using the internet to solicit murder.

01:25:04.140 --> 01:25:05.780
Police later found that she had also

01:25:05.780 --> 01:25:08.260
planted an explosive outside of Carol's bedroom

01:25:08.260 --> 01:25:09.020
in California.

01:25:09.020 --> 01:25:10.380
What did she do to you?

01:25:10.380 --> 01:25:10.880
She left.

01:25:10.880 --> 01:25:12.420
She wasn't charged for it.

01:25:12.420 --> 01:25:14.820
After the incident, Carol left her family and career

01:25:14.820 --> 01:25:18.300
for three months and had to be hospitalized for stress.

01:25:18.300 --> 01:25:20.500
According to Linskine's friends and family,

01:25:20.500 --> 01:25:24.500
This wasn't the first time that Anne-Marie became obsessed with her romantic interest.

01:25:24.500 --> 01:25:26.000
In 1997, she...

01:25:26.000 --> 01:25:29.000
Oh, she wanted to dude, so she was gonna kill her.

01:25:29.000 --> 01:25:30.000
Mmm.

01:25:31.500 --> 01:25:36.000
Fell in love with a co-worker who had to get a restraining order after she began stalking him.

01:25:36.000 --> 01:25:42.000
Anne-Marie's lawyer explained that she suffered from borderline personality disorder and severe attachment issues.

01:25:42.000 --> 01:25:46.500
But that didn't stop the court from sentencing her to 12 and a half years in prison in 2009.

01:25:46.500 --> 01:25:47.000
That's it?

01:25:47.000 --> 01:25:49.520
You're serving a 12 and a half year sentence.

01:25:49.520 --> 01:25:52.360
Anne Marie Lynn Skynet was only recently released from prison.

01:25:58.280 --> 01:25:59.320
I didn't say nothing.

01:25:59.320 --> 01:26:00.600
I did not say nothing about her.

01:26:10.560 --> 01:26:12.160
W video.

01:26:12.160 --> 01:26:12.760
I'm scared.

01:26:15.720 --> 01:26:16.980
W chilling scares.

01:26:16.980 --> 01:26:25.740
always got nothing but bankers chat it is time ladies and gentlemen chat it is

01:26:25.740 --> 01:26:39.900
time I can't believe it granny three new updated escape route time chat it is

01:26:39.900 --> 01:26:44.540
like the Super Bowl for us your happy birthday Eleanor happy 24th birthday

01:26:44.540 --> 01:26:53.540
Eleanor. Thank you. Lock in. Jack. Granny three got an update

01:26:53.540 --> 01:26:58.740
yesterday. They added an entire new escape called the hot air

01:26:58.740 --> 01:27:02.060
balloon. I have not watched any videos. I ain't seen nothing

01:27:02.060 --> 01:27:07.300
about it. Ain't no spoilers been had. It is time. I could not

01:27:07.300 --> 01:27:12.540
be more crunk than right now. I am so crunk. I actually

01:27:12.540 --> 01:27:20.540
can't believe it. Ladies and gentlemen, you best get you a

01:27:20.540 --> 01:27:23.660
diaper, you know, too, because Ray Granny's scary, too, buddy.

01:27:23.660 --> 01:27:30.700
Let me tell you, Chad, it's a beautiful day. Lock in! New

01:27:30.700 --> 01:27:32.700
Walk out of the way!

01:27:34.300 --> 01:27:36.300
Woo!

01:27:39.100 --> 01:27:41.100
Let's go!

01:28:00.700 --> 01:28:02.700
I

01:28:30.700 --> 01:28:32.700
I

01:30:00.700 --> 01:30:02.700
Oh

01:30:30.700 --> 01:30:37.700
Well, well, well, Granithy.

01:30:37.700 --> 01:30:44.700
Chad, it is a great day.

01:30:44.700 --> 01:30:50.700
It is a rare day, and I mean rare.

01:30:50.700 --> 01:30:52.700
Chad, it is a great day.

01:30:55.700 --> 01:30:58.300
It is a rare day, and I mean rare.

01:31:02.000 --> 01:31:04.800
Because again, oops.

01:31:07.400 --> 01:31:09.400
If you were not here yesterday.

01:31:12.200 --> 01:31:13.600
The news is.

01:31:15.600 --> 01:31:16.900
Granny three.

01:31:18.900 --> 01:31:20.400
Got an update.

01:31:20.700 --> 01:31:27.700
And they added a new escape route.

01:31:27.700 --> 01:31:31.700
And we bought to see it for the first time.

01:31:31.700 --> 01:31:34.700
It looks like they improved the graphics too.

01:31:34.700 --> 01:31:37.700
This is a beautiful day right here.

01:31:37.700 --> 01:31:41.700
And Marie with the five, wait, what?

01:31:41.700 --> 01:31:46.700
Yeah, TG.

01:31:46.700 --> 01:31:52.340
So, yeah, they added a hot air balloon escape.

01:31:52.340 --> 01:31:57.300
I mean, came out of left field like they shadow dropped a new escape.

01:31:57.300 --> 01:31:58.900
And we're about to get it for the first time.

01:31:58.900 --> 01:32:02.220
Of course, we're going hard mode, lock in chat.

01:32:02.220 --> 01:32:03.740
Let's get it.

01:32:03.740 --> 01:32:07.740
Man, I wonder how difficult this is going to be.

01:32:16.700 --> 01:32:18.700
Look at it

01:32:20.900 --> 01:32:22.900
Wait it does look better

01:32:24.420 --> 01:32:26.420
Look how clean it look

01:32:28.060 --> 01:32:30.060
Wait, I need to compare that hold up

01:32:36.340 --> 01:32:38.340
Why does this look so clean

01:32:40.900 --> 01:32:43.940
Yo, Jose with the 5w Jose with the five. Thank you

01:32:46.700 --> 01:33:16.220
I wonder where the hot-air balloon is.

01:33:16.220 --> 01:33:27.420
cinema. Cinema. Okay, just a reference, how good the graphics are. I want to compare that

01:33:27.420 --> 01:33:36.000
to how it looked last time I played. Oh my goodness, chat, we're back. Let me reference

01:33:36.000 --> 01:33:43.340
that. Chat, I'm so far. Type one if you're crunk. I'm clunk. Let me look this over

01:33:43.340 --> 01:33:54.340
Wait. Hold up.

01:33:54.340 --> 01:34:11.700
Yeah, it's a lawsuit, Gigi.

01:34:11.700 --> 01:34:22.100
All right, let me see here.

01:34:22.100 --> 01:34:29.100
So what did the intro look like in comparison?

01:34:29.100 --> 01:34:33.420
Bro, it looks so much different.

01:34:33.420 --> 01:34:36.100
They actually cook with the graphics.

01:34:41.420 --> 01:34:42.380
Tough.

01:34:42.380 --> 01:34:45.180
All right, Chad, let's go.

01:34:45.180 --> 01:34:50.580
Hot air balloon escape time hard mode.

01:34:50.580 --> 01:34:53.820
Type one if you believe, all right.

01:34:53.820 --> 01:34:57.020
Sensitivity, just a tad bit more right there.

01:34:57.020 --> 01:34:57.860
Thank you.

01:34:59.100 --> 01:35:01.540
Make sure there's no screens here real quick.

01:35:02.540 --> 01:35:04.460
There is not, we are good.

01:35:05.820 --> 01:35:10.180
Oh, Granny, I heard y'all got an update.

01:35:12.340 --> 01:35:15.340
Granny, you never told me you had a hot air balloon.

01:35:17.660 --> 01:35:18.500
Granny.

01:35:20.580 --> 01:35:24.340
I knew you had a helicopter and granny too, but I did not know you had a-

01:35:29.060 --> 01:35:31.060
Wait what?

01:35:33.780 --> 01:35:35.780
What is that?

01:35:42.140 --> 01:35:44.300
A box of hot air balloon parts.

01:35:44.300 --> 01:35:49.340
Should I take that now or leave it here?

01:35:49.340 --> 01:35:50.820
I don't know where to assemble it at.

01:35:50.820 --> 01:35:59.940
Okay, we need to figure out where to assemble it.

01:35:59.940 --> 01:36:05.540
I don't think low key, hold on, it ain't chopping.

01:36:05.540 --> 01:36:10.900
It says it looks smoother for y'all than it does for me.

01:36:10.900 --> 01:36:24.740
Let's unlock this door. I'm gonna I'm gonna use the robot to make them both come down here and I'm gonna get up and run around

01:36:34.040 --> 01:36:36.040
Okay, let me go hit the robot real quick

01:36:36.040 --> 01:36:36.880
Quick.

01:36:39.760 --> 01:36:41.360
Chad, I'm so crook.

01:36:43.280 --> 01:36:44.260
All right, let's hit the robot.

01:36:44.260 --> 01:36:45.360
Y'all know the method.

01:36:48.000 --> 01:36:48.820
Boop!

01:36:51.320 --> 01:36:53.000
Now they're both gonna run down here.

01:36:53.000 --> 01:36:54.120
When they both run by,

01:36:54.120 --> 01:36:56.000
we go upstairs for the frisky.

01:37:03.600 --> 01:37:04.440
Come on.

01:37:06.040 --> 01:37:15.880
where they at okay I hear them I hear one of them at least

01:37:15.880 --> 01:37:22.880
Yeah, it works every time.

01:37:22.880 --> 01:37:30.880
Yeah, it works every time, I tell ya.

01:37:30.880 --> 01:37:33.880
Yeah.

01:37:33.880 --> 01:37:39.880
Hey.

01:37:39.880 --> 01:37:41.880
Hey

01:37:44.920 --> 01:37:49.380
Go get your snacks you got me messed up. I'm about to die now

01:37:50.220 --> 01:37:57.560
Hey, you better go get your snacks buddy. We ain't no grandpa to go to bed again. That's right

01:37:59.380 --> 01:38:04.860
Yeah, we wait no grandpa to go to bed again show Liz

01:38:09.880 --> 01:38:13.300
Are we waiting?

01:38:13.300 --> 01:38:17.800
Jeff, they call this strap the case, though.

01:38:17.800 --> 01:38:22.140
OK, in reality, though, I'm going to give this three minutes.

01:38:22.140 --> 01:38:25.000
And if not in three minutes, I'm going to leave.

01:38:25.000 --> 01:38:25.880
Sound good?

01:38:25.880 --> 01:38:28.880
Sound good.

01:38:28.880 --> 01:38:30.360
I'm going to give it three minutes

01:38:30.360 --> 01:38:33.960
if he does not come up here and go to sleep in three minutes.

01:38:33.960 --> 01:38:35.280
I'll leave.

01:38:35.280 --> 01:38:36.760
I've got to at least try it, though.

01:38:36.760 --> 01:38:38.280
You always got to try it.

01:38:38.280 --> 01:38:39.520
Start the timer now, Jeff.

01:38:39.520 --> 01:38:48.920
start the timer. Real ones know this is the strategy I used when I did granny

01:38:48.920 --> 01:38:52.040
gauntlet 2.0.

01:38:53.240 --> 01:39:02.120
Three minutes. Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.

01:39:02.440 --> 01:39:09.280
Case recap I just got here. There's a new granny escape. It's a glorious day.

01:39:09.280 --> 01:39:15.040
Yo doorknob with the 25 gifted W doorknob with the 25 gifted. Thank you

01:39:16.400 --> 01:39:18.400
W doorknob

01:39:18.800 --> 01:39:20.800
Two minutes left. I'm assuming something like that

01:39:23.520 --> 01:39:26.720
We're a we're a cup noodle away, I hear something I

01:39:31.720 --> 01:39:33.720
Hear something

01:39:39.280 --> 01:39:41.780
Your egghead with the 5W egghead!

01:39:47.480 --> 01:39:48.980
Okay, maybe not. Let's go.

01:39:59.480 --> 01:40:01.480
Oh! Oh my god!

01:40:07.280 --> 01:40:08.780
Good night, Granny!

01:40:09.280 --> 01:40:29.800
I told y'all, I told y'all, that worked out beautifully.

01:40:29.800 --> 01:40:32.800
Didn't take no time.

01:40:32.800 --> 01:40:35.800
Hey, Granpa!

01:40:35.800 --> 01:40:39.800
Good night, Grandpa.

01:40:39.800 --> 01:40:42.800
I need that weapon key.

01:40:42.800 --> 01:40:44.800
Stat.

01:40:44.800 --> 01:40:47.800
Don't need that.

01:40:47.800 --> 01:40:50.800
I need it.

01:40:50.800 --> 01:40:53.800
I need it.

01:40:53.800 --> 01:40:56.800
I need it.

01:40:56.800 --> 01:40:59.800
I need it.

01:40:59.800 --> 01:41:20.920
don't need that wait what wait it's over there

01:41:29.800 --> 01:41:45.280
So, does that mean we still have to lower the bridge?

01:41:45.280 --> 01:41:47.280
Perfect.

01:41:47.280 --> 01:41:50.280
Okay.

01:41:50.280 --> 01:41:58.920
So, I see like the helium or whatever it is for the balloon.

01:41:58.920 --> 01:42:05.720
it looks like we still have to lower the bridge which is fine that's not an issue

01:42:08.680 --> 01:42:10.040
let's check the kitchen real quick

01:42:16.280 --> 01:42:22.920
I hear somebody close I can't let you get close I hear somebody sounds like the right outside

01:42:22.920 --> 01:42:26.920
the door though two that's one of three we know where that one is

01:42:28.920 --> 01:42:37.080
Okay, we we know where two of the parts are

01:42:38.920 --> 01:42:40.920
Okay

01:42:41.480 --> 01:42:47.900
That video's a that video's a classic I swear I can't let you get close

01:42:51.400 --> 01:42:53.400
That's a classic

01:42:55.440 --> 01:42:57.440
Okay

01:42:57.440 --> 01:43:01.440
We know where the weapon key is.

01:43:05.440 --> 01:43:09.440
Okay. Let me think of my next steps here.

01:43:09.440 --> 01:43:13.440
Let me think. I need to reconvene for a second. Let me do some planning.

01:43:13.440 --> 01:43:17.440
Let me go to my office. Alright, I'm in my office. Okay.

01:43:17.440 --> 01:43:21.440
We know where the firewood is. We know where the matches are.

01:43:21.440 --> 01:43:25.440
I think I know where the matches are.

01:43:25.440 --> 01:43:34.320
I know where the plank is so the plank goes third floor.

01:43:34.320 --> 01:43:40.040
We know where two of the balloon parts are.

01:43:40.040 --> 01:43:49.200
So next step, here's our next step chat, are you listening?

01:43:49.200 --> 01:43:54.760
Our next step, we're going to go outside, we're going to kill Granny and Grandpa,

01:43:54.760 --> 01:43:59.760
We're going to reload the shotgun, bring the plank to the third floor, and get that part done.

01:43:59.760 --> 01:44:00.760
Yes.

01:44:00.760 --> 01:44:05.200
You'll agree with the five.

01:44:05.200 --> 01:44:07.200
Thank you.

01:44:07.200 --> 01:44:21.700
Lock in.

01:44:21.700 --> 01:44:25.620
And we also, yeah, we still gotta drop the bridge, too.

01:44:25.620 --> 01:44:26.940
Granny, come here!

01:44:30.660 --> 01:44:32.380
Hey, Granny, you looking cute.

01:44:32.380 --> 01:44:33.660
Let me get a kiss!

01:44:37.460 --> 01:44:39.220
Come on, Grandpa, your turn!

01:44:44.620 --> 01:44:46.120
Night, night, Grandpa!

01:44:51.700 --> 01:45:03.220
Oh, I got a hurry oh, I got to move

01:45:03.220 --> 01:45:33.060
I'm running smooth out of time here we're good give me the bleak you back next step I

01:45:33.060 --> 01:45:40.140
I kill them again, and I hide the shotgun.

01:45:40.140 --> 01:45:40.940
Wait, no, not yet.

01:45:40.940 --> 01:45:42.780
Hold on.

01:45:42.780 --> 01:45:45.140
I kill them again, reload the shotgun,

01:45:45.140 --> 01:45:46.780
and hide it in the trunk of the car.

01:45:46.780 --> 01:45:48.100
Yes, yes.

01:45:54.660 --> 01:45:57.020
And I'm going to get the weapon key and get the sling shot.

01:45:57.020 --> 01:46:04.020
They're probably both back up now.

01:46:04.020 --> 01:46:09.020
Hey, Gring Gring!

01:46:09.020 --> 01:46:13.020
Your turn, Grandpa!

01:46:13.020 --> 01:46:18.020
I'll reload it later.

01:46:18.020 --> 01:46:25.020
That didn't go far enough in there.

01:46:25.020 --> 01:46:32.960
perfect. All right. We get the

01:46:32.960 --> 01:46:34.600
slingshot now. Please move.

01:46:34.600 --> 01:46:36.600
Please move. Thank you. Were

01:46:36.600 --> 01:46:38.600
the matches in here? Where was

01:46:38.600 --> 01:46:41.600
the matches? I saw them. Where

01:46:41.600 --> 01:46:44.480
were they? They were in

01:46:44.480 --> 01:46:48.480
grandpa's room. Yeah.

01:46:55.020 --> 01:47:18.020
I don't want to use my my slingshot shots yet. Let me go check what's in the birdhouse.

01:47:18.020 --> 01:47:25.460
I don't want to use my uh my slingshot shots yet. Let me go check what's in the birdhouse real quick

01:47:31.140 --> 01:47:33.140
Is that the shed key

01:47:35.380 --> 01:47:37.380
That might be the shed key there

01:47:39.060 --> 01:47:41.060
Okay

01:47:43.700 --> 01:47:45.700
Let me drop this

01:47:48.020 --> 01:47:51.720
We're going to need her to go downstairs.

01:47:51.720 --> 01:48:09.740
I want to see if I can finesse, put the board down without the slingshot.

01:48:09.740 --> 01:48:13.260
Just shoot the bird you knew here, Bubba.

01:48:13.260 --> 01:48:18.260
Okay, she's leaving. That's good.

01:48:18.260 --> 01:48:23.260
We're gonna let her, she just dropped a bleeding.

01:48:23.260 --> 01:48:31.260
Granithy, Gloria, Darnette, you need to quit acting like this. You too old to be acting like this.

01:48:31.260 --> 01:48:38.260
We're good. We're good. We're good.

01:48:38.260 --> 01:48:46.100
relax. Okay, we're going to let her go downstairs. We're going to give her like 20 seconds to

01:48:46.100 --> 01:48:51.820
go downstairs so it buys me some time. I'm going to drop the plank, grab the slingshot,

01:48:51.820 --> 01:48:53.820
Go across the plank.

01:49:09.120 --> 01:49:10.120
This is so risky.

01:49:20.620 --> 01:49:21.620
Beautiful.

01:49:21.620 --> 01:49:24.280
Beautiful. There's the crank.

01:49:26.160 --> 01:49:27.000
Okay.

01:49:30.840 --> 01:49:31.680
That's good.

01:49:33.980 --> 01:49:35.340
That's great even.

01:49:37.720 --> 01:49:38.560
Okay.

01:49:44.980 --> 01:49:45.820
Now.

01:49:48.180 --> 01:49:51.280
Let me think here, Chad. Let me think.

01:49:51.280 --> 01:49:53.320
Shh.

01:49:53.320 --> 01:49:53.960
Shh.

01:49:53.960 --> 01:49:56.000
Young Sprout.

01:49:56.000 --> 01:49:57.240
Young Sprout, I'm thinking.

01:50:09.880 --> 01:50:10.880
I'm dead.

01:50:10.880 --> 01:50:11.380
RAPA!

01:50:21.280 --> 01:50:38.080
And he thinks it's funny.

01:50:38.080 --> 01:50:42.880
What was he doing there?

01:50:42.880 --> 01:50:47.280
Really, Granny, you thought it was funny too.

01:50:47.280 --> 01:50:49.520
Y'all got some nerve.

01:50:49.520 --> 01:51:04.340
really got some nerve. Bro, what are they doing right now? I got a grandpa swear.

01:51:04.340 --> 01:51:11.340
Not camping me.

01:51:11.340 --> 01:51:24.100
Oh, Chad, I need to get the...

01:51:24.100 --> 01:51:25.620
You can't get me over here, Granny.

01:51:25.620 --> 01:51:28.620
Can y'all quit acting a fool?

01:51:28.620 --> 01:51:30.620
He laughed at what are they doing?

01:51:36.780 --> 01:51:41.260
I'm about to two-piece y'all keep playing with me! Come here!

01:51:44.860 --> 01:51:45.660
What have I done?

01:51:54.620 --> 01:51:55.180
Spook up!

01:51:58.620 --> 01:52:22.620
I need to get this off off the roof quickly.

01:52:22.620 --> 01:52:40.380
Perfect. I'm stuck. they string. Yeah, they 100% string snipe. They 100% string snipe.

01:52:40.380 --> 01:52:50.700
Dude, I wonder what the exit animation looks like on the hot air balloon.

01:52:50.700 --> 01:53:08.620
point. Crazy pebble spawn, by the way. Disgusting pebble spawn. Okay, the next thing we could

01:53:08.620 --> 01:53:22.780
do is we could get the bird now because we have the uh both ingredients for that you know what

01:53:22.780 --> 01:53:27.420
I'd like to do to make it easier actually I need to knock them both out

01:53:27.420 --> 01:53:39.660
All right, okay, I need to wait a second for another pebble spawn, I need to shoot them

01:53:39.660 --> 01:53:40.660
both again.

01:53:40.660 --> 01:53:46.900
Okay, there's another pebble spawn, I need to do it now.

01:53:46.900 --> 01:53:47.900
Walk in.

01:53:47.900 --> 01:53:52.900
I'm locked, John, I'm locked.

01:53:52.900 --> 01:53:55.900
I'm locked, John. I'm locked.

01:53:55.900 --> 01:53:57.900
Hey, granny.

01:53:57.900 --> 01:54:02.900
Come on, grandpa! It's your turn! See ya!

01:54:07.900 --> 01:54:09.900
Go through the kitchen here.

01:54:09.900 --> 01:54:11.900
Arrange with the team. Thank you.

01:54:15.900 --> 01:54:17.900
Ooh, this is taking a little bit of time.

01:54:17.900 --> 01:54:24.100
Ooh, this is taking more time than I thought it would.

01:54:24.100 --> 01:54:25.100
What's my time?

01:54:25.100 --> 01:54:26.100
I'm looking like chat.

01:54:26.100 --> 01:54:37.600
About 30 seconds left.

01:54:37.600 --> 01:54:38.600
I might have sold.

01:54:38.600 --> 01:54:43.600
I might have sold.

01:54:43.600 --> 01:55:04.880
Okay, we go up top next and get the key from the bird action.

01:55:04.880 --> 01:55:11.400
All right, I hear somebody walking here.

01:55:11.400 --> 01:55:15.840
There's nothing else in here I don't think, is there?

01:55:15.840 --> 01:55:17.380
More pebbles, I do need more pebbles.

01:55:21.380 --> 01:55:22.880
Feel like I heard somebody walking.

01:55:28.280 --> 01:55:31.020
All right, we need to go up top, Jack.

01:55:31.020 --> 01:55:32.000
You know what's crazy?

01:55:32.000 --> 01:55:35.140
I should low key use the basement ticket booth strat

01:55:35.140 --> 01:55:37.960
to get upstairs for free instead of burning the pebbles.

01:55:41.400 --> 01:56:03.400
You almost gave me a heart attack!

01:56:03.400 --> 01:56:18.000
I need another pebble before we go on top.

01:56:18.000 --> 01:56:22.880
I have to have another pebble before we go on top, I have to.

01:56:22.880 --> 01:56:23.880
Yes.

01:56:23.880 --> 01:56:24.880
Quick.

01:56:24.880 --> 01:56:32.880
Quick chat. We are cooking here.

01:56:42.880 --> 01:56:46.880
Now we see what key this was. I think it's the key to the shed.

01:56:47.880 --> 01:56:49.880
From the looks of it, but I can't remember.

01:56:49.880 --> 01:56:51.880
Let's go.

01:56:51.880 --> 01:56:53.880
Sirs?

01:56:53.880 --> 01:56:55.880
Here we go.

01:56:55.880 --> 01:56:57.880
All right, let's see.

01:57:07.880 --> 01:57:09.880
Excuse you.

01:57:09.880 --> 01:57:22.960
Excuse you.

01:57:22.960 --> 01:57:35.880
Is the fire on a timer?

01:57:35.880 --> 01:57:38.880
The fire must be on a timer date.

01:57:50.560 --> 01:57:52.560
I don't know if I could do this normally.

01:58:05.880 --> 01:58:07.880
Got to put her down.

01:58:07.880 --> 01:58:08.880
Yes!

01:58:08.880 --> 01:58:09.880
Shadkey!

01:58:09.880 --> 01:58:10.880
We're cooking!

01:58:10.880 --> 01:58:11.880
Call me!

01:58:11.880 --> 01:58:12.880
Let's go down there and handle that.

01:58:12.880 --> 01:58:13.880
Okay.

01:58:13.880 --> 01:58:14.880
Okay.

01:58:14.880 --> 01:58:15.880
Okay.

01:58:15.880 --> 01:58:16.880
Okay.

01:58:16.880 --> 01:58:17.720
Yes!

01:58:20.040 --> 01:58:22.440
Shadkey, we're cooking!

01:58:25.840 --> 01:58:27.400
Colby!

01:58:27.400 --> 01:58:29.000
Let's go down there and handle that.

01:58:45.640 --> 01:58:46.480
Wait.

01:58:46.880 --> 01:58:48.880
That's all of them!

01:58:57.880 --> 01:58:59.880
Seed of the Century?

01:58:59.880 --> 01:59:22.280
Oh, no, you need to get up right now.

01:59:22.280 --> 01:59:25.280
The seed of the decade? Hello?

01:59:45.280 --> 01:59:49.280
Grandpa, don't you ever sneak up on me like that again. You hear me?

01:59:49.280 --> 01:59:52.280
Where you at, Grand-Grand? Come here!

01:59:55.280 --> 01:59:58.280
Get back! That was clean.

02:00:07.280 --> 02:00:09.280
Wait, what?

02:00:10.280 --> 02:00:13.280
Oh, I thought we just aired it up out there. Oh.

02:00:19.280 --> 02:00:38.360
Okay, I don't know where to air up the balloon at.

02:00:38.360 --> 02:00:43.320
Yo lovers with the 25 gifted, W lovers with the 25 gifted, thank you.

02:00:43.320 --> 02:00:47.360
W lovers with the 25, I appreciate that for real, thank you.

02:00:47.360 --> 02:00:57.360
Okay, first things first, let's get all of our parts and.

02:00:57.360 --> 02:00:59.920
Grandpa just fell out of bed.

02:00:59.920 --> 02:01:12.400
Let's grab all of our parts and bring him out here.

02:01:12.400 --> 02:01:16.320
You have a part in here.

02:01:16.320 --> 02:01:17.760
On the roof?

02:01:17.760 --> 02:01:19.480
No way it's on the roof, right?

02:01:31.720 --> 02:01:32.220
What?

02:01:42.400 --> 02:01:59.840
Oh my goodness move.

02:01:59.840 --> 02:02:12.720
Well, the Pebbles Quantum Tunneled through Granny, I guess, right there.

02:02:12.720 --> 02:02:16.320
I need Pebbles right now.

02:02:16.320 --> 02:02:27.920
Okay, so we need to figure out where to do the balloon at.

02:02:27.920 --> 02:02:37.400
I am glad we opened that.

02:02:37.400 --> 02:02:42.400
Okay.

02:02:42.400 --> 02:02:48.320
Chat, we need pebbles.

02:02:48.320 --> 02:02:49.320
There's one.

02:02:49.320 --> 02:02:50.840
I need another one.

02:02:50.840 --> 02:03:04.520
pebble in this game is not worth much. She didn't see me. Ha ha! Granny, you need to

02:03:04.520 --> 02:03:12.520
go back to the eye doctor. Get them cataracts to care of, grand-grand. I know you've been

02:03:12.520 --> 02:03:14.520
I'm just smoking out weed.

02:03:14.520 --> 02:03:16.520
Uh-oh.

02:03:16.520 --> 02:03:18.520
Gigi.

02:03:24.520 --> 02:03:26.520
Night!

02:03:30.520 --> 02:03:32.520
Wait for grandpa to pop up. Y'all know we will.

02:03:38.520 --> 02:03:40.520
Where is he?

02:03:42.520 --> 02:03:49.520
Grandpa sleep?

02:03:49.520 --> 02:03:59.960
Okay, should I bring the valve up here?

02:03:59.960 --> 02:04:18.360
I wonder where we actually launched the balloon.

02:04:18.360 --> 02:04:19.560
I combine these together.

02:04:23.200 --> 02:04:24.040
The front yard.

02:04:30.560 --> 02:04:32.280
There's no designated area though.

02:04:40.920 --> 02:04:43.840
Maybe I need to start with box number one of three, yeah?

02:04:48.360 --> 02:05:05.240
I thought I was stuck in there.

02:05:05.240 --> 02:05:09.880
Oh my goodness.

02:05:09.880 --> 02:05:17.080
We've got the balloon up out of here.

02:05:17.080 --> 02:05:19.580
Oh, I need a third pebble.

02:05:27.420 --> 02:05:30.420
That is actually cinema, oh my goodness.

02:05:31.820 --> 02:05:34.620
Why did Granny go out and walk?

02:05:34.620 --> 02:05:36.340
Did you just wall hack me?

02:05:36.340 --> 02:05:38.460
You walked through that door already looking at me,

02:05:38.460 --> 02:05:39.300
Grandpa.

02:05:47.080 --> 02:06:08.920
Let me find out where's the third piece?

02:06:09.720 --> 02:06:10.920
Yo, no way.

02:06:14.420 --> 02:06:15.920
Wait, where's the third piece?

02:06:18.220 --> 02:06:20.420
I forgot what I did with it. Oh, it's right there.

02:06:20.420 --> 02:06:24.420
Okay, I need to reset the timer anyway. I need more pebbles. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.

02:06:26.920 --> 02:06:28.920
I hope this is all we need.

02:06:31.620 --> 02:06:34.920
I need another pebble. Stacked. I mean stacked.

02:06:38.920 --> 02:06:44.640
Yeah, the last box is right there at the door, but I need to reset the timer on them badly.

02:06:44.640 --> 02:06:47.560
Oh my goodness, I need a pebble.

02:06:47.560 --> 02:06:53.920
Wait, do I need the matches too?

02:06:53.920 --> 02:07:06.200
Chat, we're not getting a pebble spawn, TG.

02:07:06.200 --> 02:07:07.200
This is so cool.

02:07:13.680 --> 02:07:14.520
Padmata.

02:07:16.160 --> 02:07:17.000
There it is.

02:07:19.560 --> 02:07:21.140
All right.

02:07:21.140 --> 02:07:22.600
Now we can make some moves.

02:07:27.280 --> 02:07:29.300
I might go ahead and reload the shotgun too.

02:07:29.300 --> 02:07:32.000
I still have two shotgun shells in the kitchen, right?

02:07:36.200 --> 02:07:45.940
Alright, let's get him back out here.

02:07:45.940 --> 02:07:51.520
Disgusting pebble spawn, you're kidding.

02:07:51.520 --> 02:08:00.800
Alright, we need to kill them again.

02:08:00.800 --> 02:08:03.880
I wonder if I can sneak the shotgun shells.

02:08:11.600 --> 02:08:13.200
I might risk it, I don't know.

02:08:15.120 --> 02:08:17.200
I might risk it, it's kind of risky.

02:08:19.600 --> 02:08:22.840
Okay, well, she answered that question for me.

02:08:22.840 --> 02:08:25.240
Hurry up, Grandpa, we ain't got time for this.

02:08:30.800 --> 02:08:49.040
Yes, we do need matches confirmed turn that off. We burn up on a gas

02:08:52.640 --> 02:08:55.240
Okay, that's fine. I was just making sure

02:08:55.240 --> 02:09:00.600
This is straight cinema chat.

02:09:00.600 --> 02:09:03.600
We bought the hot air balloon out of Granny's house.

02:09:03.600 --> 02:09:10.320
Hey, I hope you want to play it safe and

02:09:10.320 --> 02:09:12.080
wait out some more pebbles real quick.

02:09:17.840 --> 02:09:19.960
Like just in case, this isn't everything I have.

02:09:23.360 --> 02:09:24.280
I got to play it safe.

02:09:25.240 --> 02:09:31.200
Yeah, let's wait out a couple more pebbles and then we'll kill her with a shotgun, right?

02:09:31.200 --> 02:09:35.440
Two, here's the order of things.

02:09:35.440 --> 02:09:42.600
Wait out two pebbles, get two pebbles, kill them with shotgun, run upstairs, get matches,

02:09:42.600 --> 02:09:53.080
light the balloon and hopefully that lets us get out of here.

02:09:53.080 --> 02:09:55.800
Play it safe always play it safe when you're playing granny

02:09:59.640 --> 02:10:01.640
Always play it safe

02:10:08.640 --> 02:10:10.640
Where my pebbles

02:10:19.440 --> 02:10:21.440
Did they nerd

02:10:23.080 --> 02:10:38.400
I can't believe what's just happened I'm gonna need to run that tape back

02:10:53.080 --> 02:11:13.520
That might be the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.

02:11:13.520 --> 02:11:18.560
The shotgun shell, no-regged, onto grandpa.

02:11:18.560 --> 02:11:32.240
no red. I can't get the matches right now. I can't get caught upstairs without the pebbles.

02:11:32.240 --> 02:11:35.280
I would have ran upstairs and got the match. I can't. You can't get caught upstairs without

02:11:35.280 --> 02:11:43.840
pebbles. You just can't do that. Grandpa completely ruined that for us, by the way.

02:11:43.840 --> 02:11:56.020
Grandpa, it's time, okay, it's time.

02:11:56.020 --> 02:11:58.900
We're just risking it like this.

02:11:58.900 --> 02:12:01.740
When they come off spawn here in a second,

02:12:01.740 --> 02:12:04.060
we're gonna kill them, we're gonna go get matches

02:12:04.060 --> 02:12:07.580
and hope that's all we needed.

02:12:07.580 --> 02:12:11.340
Grandpa actually messed that up for us.

02:12:11.340 --> 02:12:12.700
Chad, can I just miss?

02:12:12.700 --> 02:12:14.220
I didn't miss, did I?

02:12:20.540 --> 02:12:21.380
There she is.

02:12:22.220 --> 02:12:23.220
Ready to come here?

02:12:34.860 --> 02:12:36.580
All for nothing.

02:12:36.580 --> 02:12:37.820
Or all or nothing, I mean.

02:12:37.820 --> 02:12:46.500
What's my time or what's my time I got about what 45 seconds left now about 40 seconds left now

02:12:46.500 --> 02:12:56.740
about 32 seconds left please tell me this is all I need

02:12:56.740 --> 02:12:59.740
I think we did it for a try.

02:13:17.740 --> 02:13:20.740
We did it for a try!

02:13:20.740 --> 02:13:22.740
We got it!

02:13:22.740 --> 02:13:24.740
Hey!

02:13:24.740 --> 02:13:32.740
We go baby! See ya, Granny! Hold your matches, I don't need them no more!

02:13:32.740 --> 02:13:44.740
That is so cinema! Oh my goodness, that was so cinema! First tried it!

02:13:54.740 --> 02:14:03.620
Man, that just makes my day right there.

02:14:03.620 --> 02:14:13.260
That just makes my day right there.

02:14:13.260 --> 02:14:30.260
Now where's granny for?

02:14:30.260 --> 02:14:33.540
That was so bad.

02:14:33.540 --> 02:14:36.260
So that was that not just good bro?

02:14:36.260 --> 02:14:42.800
That was just good man.

02:14:42.800 --> 02:14:49.960
That was just good right there.

02:14:49.960 --> 02:14:55.800
I am so happy that I got to experience that, aren't you, Chad?

02:14:55.800 --> 02:15:01.200
Bro, that was great.

02:15:01.200 --> 02:15:04.760
That was great.

02:15:04.760 --> 02:15:10.720
Not only did we do the new ending, we did it first try, by the way.

02:15:10.720 --> 02:15:11.560
Let's try.

02:15:14.960 --> 02:15:16.840
Now we gotta do a spooky game for us to take us

02:15:16.840 --> 02:15:18.160
to our own home, don't we?

02:15:18.160 --> 02:15:19.500
Yes we do.

02:15:21.560 --> 02:15:23.480
Get you a diaper on, bubba.

02:15:23.480 --> 02:15:24.320
Bleh.

02:15:24.320 --> 02:15:25.800
Ugh.

02:15:25.800 --> 02:15:29.320
Hey, get you a diaper on, bubba.

02:15:31.280 --> 02:15:33.620
Because we do want some spooky time.

02:15:36.920 --> 02:15:38.240
Yeah.

02:15:38.240 --> 02:15:39.880
Oh yeah, shotgun on the clear.

02:15:40.720 --> 02:15:44.360
First and foremost, let's see this scam.

02:15:44.360 --> 02:15:45.360
Are you ready?

02:15:51.720 --> 02:15:53.080
That was so cool, Ted.

02:15:53.080 --> 02:15:54.940
That was actually so cool.

02:15:59.880 --> 02:16:00.720
Okay.

02:16:03.800 --> 02:16:06.880
I'm pretty sure I ran into you in Roblox, by the way.

02:16:06.880 --> 02:16:10.740
Carissa nice title for the clip your band

02:16:13.540 --> 02:16:15.540
Because I know I didn't miss

02:16:20.340 --> 02:16:28.980
Run that run that body again hold up yo MSJ with the 200 gifted. Oh my goodness that is absolutely insane

02:16:29.920 --> 02:16:36.240
Yo W. MSJ with the 200 gifted subs. Oh my goodness

02:16:36.880 --> 02:16:47.400
have mercy. That is crazy right there. Your WMS or Ms. J. Something like that. WWW200 for

02:16:47.400 --> 02:16:52.600
it. I really appreciate you. Thank you. That is absolutely crazy. WMS for the 200 gift

02:16:52.600 --> 02:16:57.880
that I really appreciate you for real. Thank you. W200. That's absolutely insane. Thank

02:16:57.880 --> 02:17:04.880
Thank you for this back by me again. What is this?

02:17:27.880 --> 02:17:42.560
Not only did I not miss, it could not have been more dead center.

02:17:42.560 --> 02:17:47.000
This shotgun and Granny 3 has been broken for years by the way.

02:17:47.000 --> 02:17:53.360
Do y'all remember the infamous, oh my goodness, does anybody have the clip?

02:17:53.360 --> 02:18:00.220
happened to me again in a granny gauntlet run. I oh my goodness, it costed me a

02:18:00.220 --> 02:18:05.940
granny gauntlet run back in the day. Look at this.

02:18:14.380 --> 02:18:21.140
That is what it is. Yo, Keo with the T and get the W. Keo with the T and get

02:18:21.140 --> 02:18:22.140
I need to thank you.

02:18:25.720 --> 02:18:27.720
Hey, it is what it is, Bubba.

02:18:31.980 --> 02:18:35.140
By the way, the shotgun in Granny 1

02:18:35.140 --> 02:18:37.780
is the best shotgun in the Granny series, period.

02:18:37.780 --> 02:18:39.540
I don't care what nobody says.

02:18:39.540 --> 02:18:42.020
The shotgun in Granny 1 is the best shotgun

02:18:42.020 --> 02:18:43.180
in the whole Granny series.

02:18:46.620 --> 02:18:50.180
The Granny 1 shotgun, I love the Granny 1 shotgun, dude.

02:18:50.180 --> 02:18:53.260
Oh my goodness, I love that shotgun, bro.

02:18:53.260 --> 02:18:56.020
I swear I love that shotgun.

02:18:56.020 --> 02:18:57.940
All right, Chad, get you a divey on.

02:18:57.940 --> 02:19:01.660
Spooky time before some stanky shores lock in.

02:19:02.860 --> 02:19:04.700
Do you got you a divey on, Chad?

02:19:04.700 --> 02:19:05.540
Do you?

02:19:07.620 --> 02:19:08.460
Do you?

02:19:11.860 --> 02:19:12.700
Good.

02:19:15.980 --> 02:19:16.820
Good.

02:19:16.820 --> 02:19:29.820
because it is spooky time what is this includes webcam and microphone features

02:19:29.820 --> 02:19:33.140
for a more immersive horror experience all they have one webcam so that can't

02:19:33.140 --> 02:19:38.300
work I'll do the mic though

02:19:38.300 --> 02:19:40.300
What do you do?

02:19:43.300 --> 02:19:45.300
Yeah, I'll do that.

02:19:47.300 --> 02:19:49.300
What do you do?

02:19:54.300 --> 02:19:58.300
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

02:20:01.300 --> 02:20:03.300
Yo, yo, yo.

02:20:04.300 --> 02:20:06.300
Hey, yo.

02:20:06.300 --> 02:20:12.740
That's good right there perfect. I can still talk but at the same time if I go like ah, it's red

02:20:16.320 --> 02:20:20.660
Perfect can't do the webcam because I only have one webcam

02:20:24.300 --> 02:20:26.300
Nice oh

02:20:28.680 --> 02:20:30.680
Yeah, it's about to be straight cinema

02:20:30.680 --> 02:20:37.680
Lock in Chad, get you a diaper y'all.

02:20:37.680 --> 02:20:41.680
Because he is spookin' time up here!

02:20:41.680 --> 02:20:44.680
Yeah!

02:23:00.680 --> 02:23:02.680
I

02:23:30.680 --> 02:23:37.680
Give me a drink.

02:23:37.680 --> 02:23:40.680
Okay.

02:23:40.680 --> 02:23:53.680
So you know the drill.

02:24:23.680 --> 02:24:45.200
one. one school. two school now I

02:24:45.200 --> 02:24:49.480
gotta go get some water. Let

02:24:49.480 --> 02:24:51.600
me go get a a a a a a a a a a

02:24:51.600 --> 02:24:57.720
unicorn bubble with the 25 gifted W princess unicorn bubble with the 25 gift

02:24:57.720 --> 02:25:01.640
that I appreciate that princess unicorn bubble W princess unicorn bubble with

02:25:01.640 --> 02:25:08.080
the 25 gifted. Thank you. Hollywood with 500 bits. You missed 200 get the

02:25:08.080 --> 02:25:13.160
police. Shout them out. No, I did not your band. W princess unicorn bubble

02:25:13.160 --> 02:25:16.680
for real. Thank you. Happy birthday, Maddox W Maddox. I tell Maddox Happy

02:25:16.680 --> 02:25:18.280
Happy birthday, happy birthday Maddox.

02:25:22.800 --> 02:25:25.280
Like I did in 15 minutes saying thank you for the two

02:25:25.280 --> 02:25:26.880
honey, you ain't gonna do this again to me.

02:25:26.880 --> 02:25:28.080
Not today you ain't.

02:25:33.680 --> 02:25:35.320
Not today you ain't, bull.

02:25:36.720 --> 02:25:38.400
Not today you ain't.

02:25:46.680 --> 02:25:51.680
Yeah, some good drawing right there.

02:25:55.680 --> 02:25:58.680
I'm about you a train.

02:26:00.680 --> 02:26:02.680
I'ma take you home with me.

02:26:02.680 --> 02:26:05.680
I got money in the bay.

02:26:08.680 --> 02:26:10.680
I'll be in a great carolette.

02:26:11.680 --> 02:26:14.680
Ooh, ooh, ooh.

02:26:16.680 --> 02:26:18.680
He's trapped!

02:26:18.680 --> 02:26:20.680
He's trapped!

02:26:20.680 --> 02:26:23.680
He's trapped!

02:26:28.680 --> 02:26:30.680
He's trapped!

02:26:30.680 --> 02:26:32.680
He's trapped!

02:26:37.680 --> 02:26:40.680
Move your eyes, you fat hole!

02:26:42.680 --> 02:26:44.680
He's trapped!

02:26:46.680 --> 02:26:53.680
Yeah!

02:26:53.680 --> 02:27:02.680
Come back.

02:27:02.680 --> 02:27:12.680
I'm back.

02:27:12.680 --> 02:27:17.680
I'm back.

02:27:17.680 --> 02:27:22.680
Princess unicorn bubble with another five W princess unicorn bubble with another five.

02:27:22.680 --> 02:27:26.680
All right chat you ready.

02:27:26.680 --> 02:27:30.680
It is spooky time up in here buddy. Let's get it.

02:27:30.680 --> 02:27:32.180
I appreciate that Angela W.

02:27:32.180 --> 02:27:34.280
Angela hope you hope everything good with you Angela W.

02:27:34.280 --> 02:27:35.680
Angela. Thank you Angela.

02:27:37.680 --> 02:27:41.280
All right chat type one if you're locked in it is spooky time up in here.

02:27:42.380 --> 02:27:44.780
This game uses our microphone.

02:27:44.780 --> 02:27:46.480
So let's see how this goes.

02:27:46.980 --> 02:27:52.780
How with the five lock in name of this game is disturbing fears.

02:27:52.880 --> 02:27:55.580
Workplace that is a disturbing place.

02:27:55.580 --> 02:27:59.680
Let me tell you that that that sounds right right there.

02:28:00.680 --> 02:28:03.120
Is that it?

02:28:03.120 --> 02:28:18.600
Is that the other granny clip that's pinned?

02:28:18.600 --> 02:28:27.240
Wait this is the old school one right here, look at this.

02:28:27.240 --> 02:28:34.240
Oh wait, no that worked.

02:28:34.240 --> 02:28:35.240
Oh.

02:28:35.240 --> 02:28:38.240
Don't kiss me grandpa!

02:28:38.240 --> 02:28:39.240
What?

02:28:39.240 --> 02:28:54.240
I told y'all the shotgun in Granny 3 is broken dude!

02:28:54.240 --> 02:29:00.180
That's not even the only other time that that's ever happened bro the shotgun and granny 3 is broken

02:29:17.880 --> 02:29:23.780
Dude I swear bro the shotgun of beer yo, let's just replace the shotgun and granny 2 and 3

02:29:24.240 --> 02:29:26.640
with the shotgun from Brandy One.

02:29:28.560 --> 02:29:31.720
Dude, I swear that shotgun broken.

02:29:34.000 --> 02:29:35.320
All right, lock in.

02:29:35.320 --> 02:29:39.040
Disturbing Fears Workplace, let's get it.

02:29:41.320 --> 02:29:46.320
Episodes, this is episode one, Workplace.

02:29:48.000 --> 02:29:50.440
Disturbing Fears is an episodic psychological horsey,

02:29:50.440 --> 02:29:52.400
we'll see you in court, by the way.

02:29:52.400 --> 02:29:54.240
where each installment covers a short story

02:29:54.240 --> 02:29:55.400
told by those who survived.

02:29:55.400 --> 02:29:57.120
You're currently playing episode one.

02:29:57.120 --> 02:29:58.880
The second episode's in development.

02:30:03.320 --> 02:30:04.160
Let's get it.

02:30:07.000 --> 02:30:07.840
Let's get it.

02:30:08.840 --> 02:30:10.320
You'll have your 25th birthday, Sammy.

02:30:10.320 --> 02:30:11.320
Chat, you'll have your happy birthday.

02:30:11.320 --> 02:30:12.160
Happy birthday, Sammy.

02:30:12.160 --> 02:30:13.000
Happy birthday as well.

02:30:13.000 --> 02:30:14.000
Micaela W. Micaela.

02:30:14.000 --> 02:30:15.240
Happy birthday, Micaela.

02:30:16.880 --> 02:30:17.720
Let's go.

02:30:19.680 --> 02:30:20.800
Hi, my name is Emma.

02:30:20.800 --> 02:30:22.600
Type one if your name is Emma, by the way.

02:30:27.640 --> 02:30:28.880
Yo, MQ with the five.

02:30:29.840 --> 02:30:31.000
Locky and this is Laura, Chad.

02:30:31.000 --> 02:30:32.440
This is important for the story.

02:30:32.440 --> 02:30:34.240
This is Laura.

02:30:34.240 --> 02:30:36.400
Hi, my name is Emma.

02:30:36.400 --> 02:30:38.960
I can't share my last name for privacy reasons.

02:30:38.960 --> 02:30:41.080
Smart, you don't wanna get doxed.

02:30:42.200 --> 02:30:44.080
It took me a long time to build up the courage

02:30:44.080 --> 02:30:45.600
to talk about it.

02:30:45.600 --> 02:30:49.280
The summer I turned 24, I took a temporary night shift.

02:30:49.280 --> 02:31:01.160
job. It was at a corporate office downtown. I needed extra cash for a trip to Europe.

02:31:01.160 --> 02:31:07.360
And the pay was too good to pass up. My job was simple. Data entry, just entering paper

02:31:07.360 --> 02:31:13.160
records into a database. Chat type one if you're also a data entry job. I heard that

02:31:13.160 --> 02:31:18.320
pretty a good job. I don't know if it is or not. I don't know. That night

02:31:18.320 --> 02:31:21.960
started out completely normal. Just boring paperwork and heavy silence.

02:31:24.360 --> 02:31:29.160
But what happened next still gives me goosebumps. I came very close to

02:31:29.160 --> 02:31:36.280
never leaving that building. I managed to survive. Oh, Lord. But even now,

02:31:36.280 --> 02:31:38.000
whenever I close my eyes,

02:31:39.880 --> 02:31:41.080
right back there.

02:31:43.160 --> 02:31:48.160
And if you close your eyes.

02:31:57.160 --> 02:31:59.160
Oh, we're in work.

02:31:59.160 --> 02:32:04.160
Eh, eh, oh, eh, oh, eh, eh, oh, eh, oh.

02:32:08.160 --> 02:32:10.160
Just see you to fix the paperwork from the file room.

02:32:10.160 --> 02:32:12.160
Okay, let's do that.

02:32:12.160 --> 02:32:13.160
Yo, Pickle with the five.

02:32:13.160 --> 02:32:14.160
Thank you.

02:32:17.560 --> 02:32:19.160
GG.

02:32:19.160 --> 02:32:21.160
Ooh, we in this office by ourself?

02:32:25.360 --> 02:32:27.000
Monica.

02:32:27.000 --> 02:32:28.680
LOL, true.

02:32:28.680 --> 02:32:30.760
She must have that message before that must have said,

02:32:30.760 --> 02:32:31.840
hey, I like this case.

02:32:31.840 --> 02:32:33.640
Oh, God, he fun.

02:32:33.640 --> 02:32:34.640
Ain't that what that message said?

02:32:34.640 --> 02:32:36.640
Can I look at it?

02:32:36.640 --> 02:32:37.640
OK.

02:32:37.640 --> 02:32:40.120
Oh, I can.

02:32:40.120 --> 02:32:41.000
Oh, never mind.

02:32:41.000 --> 02:32:48.440
she wants on me. Monica, that must be my work co worker. I'm stuck here until six

02:32:48.440 --> 02:32:53.120
a.m. If I want to get everything Thomas asked for me done. So we're in the green

02:32:53.120 --> 02:32:57.240
bubble. I wouldn't you stop. I thought you're almost done. That's awful. That

02:32:57.240 --> 02:33:00.220
office at night low key gives me the creeps with those weird ceiling noises

02:33:00.220 --> 02:33:03.960
as the printer still possessed. Which one L a l you're gonna have to be more

02:33:03.960 --> 02:33:09.600
specific specific specific L a l true your Monica. That is not a response to

02:33:09.600 --> 02:33:20.600
what I said. Oh, yes, it is. Never mind. Because all of them are broken. My bad. Who is Jake?

02:33:20.600 --> 02:33:26.040
Bro, bro, bro. Emma, please, I know you say we need a time, but I can't stop thinking

02:33:26.040 --> 02:33:31.560
about you. I miss you. Can we just meet after work? Just to talk. Jake, we already talked

02:33:31.560 --> 02:33:35.960
about this on Sunday. I need space and so do you. Just stop texting me, please.

02:33:35.960 --> 02:33:37.960
Jake grow up

02:33:39.200 --> 02:33:44.060
Come on don't be like that. You can't just throw everything away overnight. Yes, she can Jake

02:33:45.040 --> 02:33:47.680
You act like you whole life getting thrown away here, buddy

02:33:49.480 --> 02:33:55.480
Seriously, you're just gonna ignore me. Can't we talk for this five minutes, please? Yo Emma. Let's get let's get a block on Jake

02:33:57.240 --> 02:34:00.700
Emma, let's get a block on Jake. I mean come on. What is this?

02:34:02.680 --> 02:34:05.320
Is this for my balls this is for my balls

02:34:05.960 --> 02:34:09.740
Just a reminder that the legal teams these all those old documents uploaded to

02:34:09.740 --> 02:34:13.800
the database for tomorrow morning. I know it's tedious to transcribe everything

02:34:13.800 --> 02:34:17.660
by hand but we really need to clear the file. Please don't forget the office

02:34:17.660 --> 02:34:22.460
policy. Take the documents from the pending box once you finish processing them put

02:34:22.460 --> 02:34:24.740
them in the hour.

02:34:31.060 --> 02:34:34.880
Hey this must be the Stanky Shores legal team scrambling to get this

02:34:34.880 --> 02:34:41.640
stuff done last second. That's why, uh, that's why, uh, who's our name? Emma? That's

02:34:41.640 --> 02:34:48.080
why Emma's staying late. She grinded for me. All right, let's go. Let's go to the

02:34:48.080 --> 02:34:52.720
file room real quick. By the way, I know it's nighttime and everything. Can we

02:34:52.720 --> 02:34:57.360
not just cut some lights on in this place right here? You know what I mean?

02:34:57.360 --> 02:35:01.680
Let's just cut some lights off, all right.

02:35:01.680 --> 02:35:04.640
All right, where's the file room?

02:35:04.640 --> 02:35:06.720
It is kind of liminal in here.

02:35:06.720 --> 02:35:08.560
You know what?

02:35:08.560 --> 02:35:09.680
I kind of like it.

02:35:13.680 --> 02:35:16.480
Oh, and if you see the night guard, don't scare him, LOL.

02:35:16.480 --> 02:35:19.160
Apparently, he's really weird about loud noises.

02:35:19.160 --> 02:35:22.400
Sarah told me this weird story about him last week.

02:35:22.400 --> 02:35:24.120
A bunch of metal binders fell near him,

02:35:24.120 --> 02:35:25.640
and he just froze.

02:35:25.640 --> 02:35:27.560
She said it was kinda creepy.

02:35:27.560 --> 02:35:30.040
I mean, he's a little weird, but he seems nice enough.

02:35:30.040 --> 02:35:31.720
Wait, seriously?

02:35:31.720 --> 02:35:32.920
Enzy with the five.

02:35:34.120 --> 02:35:35.280
Great, now I'm gonna be overthinking

02:35:35.280 --> 02:35:37.320
every little noise in this place, LOL.

02:35:37.320 --> 02:35:38.540
LOL, you'll be fine.

02:35:40.320 --> 02:35:41.320
I'm blocking Jake.

02:35:46.160 --> 02:35:47.780
You lucky I can't see him now.

02:35:50.920 --> 02:35:52.240
You'll be fine hanging there, letting me know

02:35:52.240 --> 02:35:54.160
when you get home safe tomorrow, so I don't worry.

02:35:54.160 --> 02:35:58.120
Yo, W friend, man.

02:35:58.120 --> 02:35:59.120
W monica.

02:36:02.920 --> 02:36:04.440
This dark outside, too, all right.

02:36:04.440 --> 02:36:05.920
We got to find this file room, Chad.

02:36:05.920 --> 02:36:06.420
Lock it in.

02:36:09.480 --> 02:36:12.600
What's the name of the game?

02:36:12.600 --> 02:36:15.320
Disturbed Fears Workplace.

02:36:15.320 --> 02:36:18.280
Disturbing Fears Workplace, yeah, that's it.

02:36:18.280 --> 02:36:21.200
Here's the file room, right here.

02:36:21.200 --> 02:36:22.400
But the file look complete.

02:36:22.400 --> 02:36:23.400
What?

02:36:23.400 --> 02:36:26.560
She sent me the code. I've seen it. That's in a code in our text. What was it?

02:36:27.960 --> 02:36:29.960
W Monica again, dude

02:36:30.840 --> 02:36:34.340
The code is 4987 chat 4987

02:36:39.400 --> 02:36:45.440
Bruce with the 10 W Bruce with the 10 all right, what boxes do I need to take out of here? I

02:36:48.240 --> 02:36:51.800
Hate it out that door always closed on its own. Yeah, that is kind of creepy

02:36:53.400 --> 02:36:56.400
Oh, I didn't want to grab that.

02:36:56.400 --> 02:36:59.400
Was I supposed to grab that?

02:36:59.400 --> 02:37:01.400
Was I supposed to grab that?

02:37:06.400 --> 02:37:09.400
I don't know if I'm supposed to grab that.

02:37:11.400 --> 02:37:13.400
You see, to get back to my desk and start working.

02:37:13.400 --> 02:37:16.400
You know, Monica, I'm not going long.

02:37:16.400 --> 02:37:19.400
Can I get a little drink machine?

02:37:19.400 --> 02:37:21.400
Oh, it's coffee.

02:37:21.400 --> 02:37:24.200
Can I get some?

02:37:24.200 --> 02:37:26.360
GG.

02:37:26.360 --> 02:37:30.000
Recap, our name is Emma, and we're working late.

02:37:30.000 --> 02:37:32.160
And we just got some lore on the security guard.

02:37:32.160 --> 02:37:36.680
And he's kind of jumpy, so we got to keep an eye on for that.

02:37:36.680 --> 02:37:38.360
Here we go.

02:37:38.360 --> 02:37:39.240
Let's get this done.

02:37:41.960 --> 02:37:43.240
Need a little music?

02:37:43.240 --> 02:37:44.840
I like your vibe, Emma.

02:37:51.400 --> 02:38:03.240
The night was way too quiet and the empty office felt massive.

02:38:03.240 --> 02:38:08.160
I had been staring at the monitor for hours and my eyes were burning.

02:38:08.160 --> 02:38:12.920
Try playing video games for four hours a day.

02:38:12.920 --> 02:38:17.200
What you've been staring at is your monitor for 12 hours today and it's five o'clock

02:38:17.200 --> 02:38:18.200
in the morning.

02:38:18.200 --> 02:38:29.200
doing my job. I imagine you got a boot up granny and get the new escape and have fun.

02:38:29.200 --> 02:38:38.200
Emma, Emma. Okay, just know things can be worse. The only sound was the clicking of my fingers

02:38:38.200 --> 02:38:44.200
on the keyboard. That was a joke by the way in case somebody didn't realize that.

02:38:44.200 --> 02:38:47.700
I feel like someone was watching me though.

02:38:47.700 --> 02:38:51.980
Hey, she wouldn't have wanted my job in that two weeks now trying to get Five Nights at

02:38:51.980 --> 02:38:53.700
Freddy's Night 7 done.

02:38:53.700 --> 02:38:59.080
Hey, she would not have wanted to replace me in when I was doing Five Nights at Freddy

02:38:59.080 --> 02:39:01.080
Night 7 about two years ago.

02:39:01.080 --> 02:39:03.320
Hey, I can guarantee.

02:39:03.320 --> 02:39:05.320
Your lands with the five.

02:39:05.320 --> 02:39:06.320
Thank you.

02:39:06.320 --> 02:39:10.880
I lost track of time and I really needed to take a break at that point.

02:39:10.880 --> 02:39:11.880
What time is it?

02:39:11.880 --> 02:39:13.880
Can we not go home?

02:39:13.880 --> 02:39:17.880
One 14 in a moment.

02:39:24.880 --> 02:39:27.880
Need a cup of coffee to get this over with.

02:39:27.880 --> 02:39:29.880
GG.

02:39:34.880 --> 02:39:37.880
It does feel like somebody watching us, huh?

02:39:37.880 --> 02:39:50.600
Oh, I like that little uh, somebody watching us.

02:39:50.600 --> 02:39:51.600
Yo lads with the five.

02:39:51.600 --> 02:39:52.600
Thank you.

02:39:52.600 --> 02:39:53.600
You're welcome.

02:39:53.600 --> 02:40:06.600
Are we the only, why are we the only person here?

02:40:06.600 --> 02:40:10.820
I don't know just got us working late

02:40:16.320 --> 02:40:23.180
Yo, Nikki with the five. Thank you coffee's done lock in labs with another five as well. Thank you

02:40:26.440 --> 02:40:29.220
All right, that'll keep us going need to head back to my desk

02:40:36.600 --> 02:40:39.600
Can we not cut a couple of lights, oh man?

02:40:45.600 --> 02:40:49.600
Also, why is her desk like in the middle of the floor, it seems like.

02:40:49.600 --> 02:40:52.600
Whoever did the interior design here, really, they need to fire them.

02:40:56.600 --> 02:40:59.600
Oh, we're going to see something in the background, huh?

02:40:59.600 --> 02:41:04.600
Wait, that's my IP. Emma, that's my IP. What are you doing?

02:41:36.600 --> 02:41:37.740
laugh at another party.

02:41:41.340 --> 02:41:43.160
Emma, we might be overreacting here.

02:41:43.160 --> 02:41:44.160
I don't see anything.

02:41:54.240 --> 02:41:55.560
No, we don't need to check what happened.

02:41:55.560 --> 02:41:56.960
Emma, let's just close the door.

02:42:00.000 --> 02:42:02.160
Emma, we don't need to go do no looking around.

02:42:02.160 --> 02:42:03.160
Let's just, let's just.

02:42:06.600 --> 02:42:14.120
Um excuse me

02:42:20.120 --> 02:42:24.840
You got me messed up. I gotta go over here. Is that maybe that's a security guard

02:42:27.080 --> 02:42:30.440
Hello yo nicky with another tn. Thank you

02:42:30.440 --> 02:42:31.440
you.

02:42:31.440 --> 02:42:32.440
Bra!

02:42:32.440 --> 02:42:33.440
Look at this, Goober!

02:42:33.440 --> 02:42:34.440
Wait, who was that then?

02:42:34.440 --> 02:42:35.440
Wait, who was that if he's here?

02:42:35.440 --> 02:42:36.440
Wait a minute, what?

02:42:36.440 --> 02:42:37.440
Whoa, sorry, ma'am.

02:42:37.440 --> 02:42:57.440
Didn't mean to scare you as you proceed to do the scariest thing you could possibly

02:42:57.440 --> 02:42:58.440
do.

02:42:58.440 --> 02:43:00.440
This dude is a dude.

02:43:00.440 --> 02:43:02.440
Yo, lads with the 20 get the W.

02:43:02.440 --> 02:43:06.440
Lads with the 20 get the thank you.

02:43:06.440 --> 02:43:09.440
Where'd you even come from?

02:43:09.440 --> 02:43:10.440
Yeah, sorry.

02:43:10.440 --> 02:43:11.440
Doors have been acting weird tonight.

02:43:11.440 --> 02:43:13.440
Just checking it out.

02:43:13.440 --> 02:43:14.440
That doesn't make sense.

02:43:14.440 --> 02:43:23.440
You're the security guard, not the maintenance man.

02:43:23.440 --> 02:43:27.440
Night shift's quiet tonight.

02:43:27.440 --> 02:43:28.940
Yeah, it usually is.

02:43:31.320 --> 02:43:35.020
Yeah, it feels like the whole place is holding its breath.

02:43:35.020 --> 02:43:38.520
Okay, yo, all right, this conversation's over, big dog.

02:43:42.600 --> 02:43:43.960
Have you worked here long?

02:43:43.960 --> 02:43:47.520
Yo, Emma, let's stop making conversation with this goober.

02:43:47.520 --> 02:43:49.320
Let's go back to our desk.

02:43:52.120 --> 02:43:53.680
Somebody said Slimshit.

02:43:57.440 --> 02:43:58.440
Hey!

02:44:05.240 --> 02:44:08.440
Somebody said Slim Shady lucky to look like you.

02:44:08.440 --> 02:44:11.440
Ha ha ha ha!

02:44:12.440 --> 02:44:13.440
Ha ha ha!

02:44:14.440 --> 02:44:18.440
Man, Eminem fell off. Why is he in security guard now?

02:44:18.440 --> 02:44:22.440
Ha ha ha ha! Brofellow!

02:44:22.440 --> 02:44:26.440
Well, I brought one of security, man.

02:44:32.440 --> 02:44:33.440
Hey.

02:44:35.440 --> 02:44:36.440
Dude.

02:44:37.440 --> 02:44:38.440
Yeah, we good.

02:44:42.440 --> 02:44:46.440
Being here long enough to know what sounds normal and what doesn't.

02:44:46.440 --> 02:44:47.440
Okay.

02:44:47.440 --> 02:44:53.440
What do you mean because I'm pretty sure I saw someone else out there?

02:44:53.440 --> 02:44:57.440
Could have been Frank.

02:44:57.440 --> 02:45:00.440
Who's Frank in?

02:45:00.440 --> 02:45:04.440
He stays late sometimes.

02:45:04.440 --> 02:45:06.440
I see.

02:45:11.440 --> 02:45:14.440
I never really liked this building.

02:45:14.440 --> 02:45:16.440
Why?

02:45:17.320 --> 02:45:21.680
There's a floor. I always check twice the fourth floor all offices

02:45:22.800 --> 02:45:25.600
Does this dude thinks he's or a farmer or something right now?

02:45:30.360 --> 02:45:32.360
What's wrong with the fourth floor

02:45:34.480 --> 02:45:38.560
Sometimes I hear footsteps up there cap you just trying to scare me get out of here

02:45:42.200 --> 02:45:44.200
When no one's supposed to be there

02:45:44.440 --> 02:45:50.440
Uh, you're freaking me out a little bit.

02:45:50.440 --> 02:45:54.440
Just don't go up to the 4-4 at night.

02:45:54.440 --> 02:45:56.440
Well, ma'am, I should give back to my rounds.

02:45:56.440 --> 02:46:02.440
Uh, yeah, don't scare me like that again, though.

02:46:02.440 --> 02:46:04.440
Bye!

02:46:04.440 --> 02:46:07.440
I need a snack on the vending machine to calm down.

02:46:07.440 --> 02:46:10.440
You real for that? I'm not gonna lie, Emma.

02:46:10.440 --> 02:46:14.440
I know Jake ain't callin' me, hang up!

02:46:30.440 --> 02:46:34.440
I sh- Yo, Jake, yo, you got me mad for real, stop, bro!

02:46:37.440 --> 02:46:38.440
Yo.

02:46:40.440 --> 02:47:06.320
I know you're at the office, I can see the lights on your floor from down here.

02:47:06.320 --> 02:47:08.320
So you're stalking me.

02:47:15.040 --> 02:47:18.640
Yo, Emma, where is this vending machine?

02:47:18.640 --> 02:47:22.120
Emma, I need, where is this vending machine?

02:47:26.760 --> 02:47:29.760
Is it in here?

02:47:29.760 --> 02:47:31.600
What is this?

02:47:31.600 --> 02:47:32.280
Oh, it's a door.

02:47:36.320 --> 02:47:41.320
Why are you still out here, Slim?

02:47:41.320 --> 02:47:46.320
What are you doing?

02:47:46.320 --> 02:47:51.320
What a venom machine.

02:47:51.320 --> 02:47:56.320
Yo, lads with the teeth.

02:47:56.320 --> 02:48:01.320
Why is he going in there? What is he doing?

02:48:01.320 --> 02:48:08.320
Oh, no.

02:48:08.320 --> 02:48:25.320
When you find this vending machine, during some WD-40, all there's the vending machine.

02:48:25.320 --> 02:48:27.320
Yo, this building is so minimal.

02:48:35.320 --> 02:48:36.320
Yeah, we're good.

02:48:44.320 --> 02:48:47.320
Hey, Monica wasn't wrong about the security guard.

02:48:49.320 --> 02:48:51.320
Oh, we got some peanuts.

02:48:51.320 --> 02:48:59.480
I felt like it felt like absolute heaven eating peanuts after the scare you real for that

02:48:59.480 --> 02:49:13.840
I got in a team effort I need to go pee pee what are bathrooms at are they back in here hold up

02:49:13.840 --> 02:49:23.840
No, my peanuts are gone!

02:49:43.840 --> 02:49:49.840
Oh, these restrooms are out of service. Where do we go use the restroom at then, Emma?

02:49:51.840 --> 02:49:55.840
Maybe they're down here. Got to be down here.

02:50:03.840 --> 02:50:10.840
Here we go. Why is it so? Oh, it's motion light.

02:50:13.840 --> 02:50:15.840
Did I just hear somebody in here?

02:50:18.840 --> 02:50:19.840
Wait, what?

02:50:33.840 --> 02:50:35.840
I'm just trying to make sure that dude ain't in here.

02:50:43.840 --> 02:50:58.840
Who is whistling?

02:50:58.840 --> 02:51:11.400
Something was off about that whistle.

02:51:11.400 --> 02:51:13.400
Prepare yourself for a jump scare. I got a feet.

02:51:41.400 --> 02:51:48.400
I still hear him walking though.

02:51:48.400 --> 02:51:52.400
Clemenace.

02:51:52.400 --> 02:52:05.400
Oh, we're good.

02:52:05.400 --> 02:52:07.400
I thought I got myself killed.

02:52:07.400 --> 02:52:09.400
We're good.

02:52:09.400 --> 02:52:22.960
to our desk. Now the question is, was that Frank or was that the security guard? That's

02:52:22.960 --> 02:52:38.680
question. I bet that came from Jake, didn't it?

02:52:38.680 --> 02:52:51.200
He messed up. I bet that came from Jake. Getting out of there made the most sense, but I couldn't

02:52:51.200 --> 02:52:52.720
just leave the files on my desk.

02:52:56.880 --> 02:52:58.800
I mean, we can, Emma.

02:52:58.800 --> 02:53:01.720
This job has not worked her life here.

02:53:01.720 --> 02:53:04.080
Needed to put the paperwork back in the file room.

02:53:04.080 --> 02:53:06.080
OK.

02:53:06.080 --> 02:53:07.120
G to the G ski.

02:53:16.040 --> 02:53:19.080
See at this point, Chad?

02:53:19.080 --> 02:53:20.040
Oh, it's the radio.

02:53:21.200 --> 02:53:25.200
At this point, you ain't worried about nothing but getting up out of there.

02:53:27.700 --> 02:53:30.200
I thought I saw a silhouette, never mind I'm tripping.

02:53:34.200 --> 02:53:37.200
Hey, chap, prepare yourself. I got a feel there's a jump scare coming up.

02:53:39.200 --> 02:53:40.200
We're so cooked.

02:53:41.200 --> 02:53:43.200
What? I went the wrong way. The foul room's in here. What am I doing?

02:53:46.200 --> 02:53:47.200
I went the wrong way.

02:53:51.200 --> 02:54:00.120
All right, 4987, right?

02:54:00.120 --> 02:54:02.080
Photogenic memory.

02:54:02.080 --> 02:54:04.440
Hey, photogenic memory chat.

02:54:04.440 --> 02:54:07.280
What you talking about?

02:54:07.280 --> 02:54:07.780
Boom.

02:54:10.280 --> 02:54:11.280
All right, let's go.

02:54:19.280 --> 02:54:20.280
Can I hide?

02:54:21.200 --> 02:54:22.200
Chichi.

02:54:38.200 --> 02:54:41.200
Hey, Chichi, or maybe I have to answer the door?

02:54:41.200 --> 02:54:52.320
the door? We gotta say something.

02:54:55.240 --> 02:54:56.200
Who's there?

02:55:00.600 --> 02:55:03.640
I left something important in there. Could you open the door for me just for a

02:55:03.640 --> 02:55:07.200
minute? You got me messed up. I fear not.

02:55:08.800 --> 02:55:10.600
What are you talking about? Who is this?

02:55:11.200 --> 02:55:20.560
I just left something inside. That's all. Come on. Open the door. No. At this hour, who

02:55:20.560 --> 02:55:26.040
even are you? I know it's late. It won't take long. Just open up. You got me messed up.

02:55:26.040 --> 02:55:39.680
No. I'm not hitting open by any means circumstances. I'm not opening. I'm calling a security

02:55:39.680 --> 02:55:56.160
them off idiot how do I get out of here though I know you're still in there

02:55:56.160 --> 02:56:01.160
and I know you don't have service I don't even know who you are just leave

02:56:01.160 --> 02:56:19.600
me alone. Listen to me. Just open the door. Open the door. He'll never get the code.

02:56:24.600 --> 02:56:27.000
I'm pulling the fire alarm. That's actually a good idea.

02:56:31.160 --> 02:56:38.160
He actually got in.

02:56:52.160 --> 02:56:59.160
What is that, Goomba?

02:56:59.160 --> 02:57:06.160
You gotta be Frank. Do just look like a Frank.

02:57:29.160 --> 02:57:31.160
Slim.

02:57:31.160 --> 02:57:32.160
Slim.

02:57:32.160 --> 02:57:59.160
I'll have a swim.

02:57:59.160 --> 02:58:06.280
You about to pass out Emma, you good?

02:58:06.280 --> 02:58:07.360
Slim!

02:58:07.360 --> 02:58:14.720
You saved me!

02:58:14.720 --> 02:58:15.720
Are you okay, man?

02:58:15.720 --> 02:58:16.720
What happened here?

02:58:16.720 --> 02:58:18.720
I heard a loud crash from the hallway.

02:58:18.720 --> 02:58:22.520
Oh, so you didn't do anything?

02:58:22.520 --> 02:58:25.520
Burst into tears.

02:58:25.520 --> 02:58:35.920
Hey, look at me. Focus on my voice. You're safe now. I've got you. Take a deep breath

02:58:35.920 --> 02:58:40.920
and tell me what happened. The man, he broke the door. He came for me. He's still in here.

02:58:40.920 --> 02:58:47.240
I know he's still in here. Had to be framed. Calm down, ma'am. Take a breath. Can you

02:58:47.240 --> 02:58:56.480
describe him. He big. Uh I couldn't see his face very well.

02:59:01.640 --> 02:59:05.200
Okay, listen carefully. Have you called the police or anyone else? I

02:59:05.200 --> 02:59:07.000
couldn't. There was no service in the file room.

02:59:09.240 --> 02:59:11.760
Got it. Put your phone away for now. My radio is getting bad

02:59:11.760 --> 02:59:14.000
reception here anyway. We need to get back to the security

02:59:14.000 --> 02:59:20.400
in the car police. We can't stay here. Keep your voice down and walk behind me. Okay.

02:59:22.880 --> 02:59:24.920
Yo, W slim.

02:59:31.400 --> 02:59:34.600
Slim, you better get that night stick out. I see it on your hip. Get that thing

02:59:34.600 --> 02:59:35.840
out and get raised. Our swing.

02:59:44.000 --> 02:59:54.000
Yeah, why does Slim look he got aura now?

02:59:54.000 --> 02:59:58.840
Yeah, chill out.

02:59:58.840 --> 03:00:03.440
What's you doing?

03:00:03.440 --> 03:00:12.440
Man, go downstairs to the security room.

03:00:12.440 --> 03:00:14.680
I'm gonna stay up here and clear the rest of the floor.

03:00:14.680 --> 03:00:16.240
You ain't gonna come with me?

03:00:18.720 --> 03:00:21.080
We don't have time to argue, go down now.

03:00:21.080 --> 03:00:21.920
What?

03:00:28.040 --> 03:00:29.040
Slim, it's him!

03:00:32.960 --> 03:00:35.000
I said go downstairs.

03:00:35.000 --> 03:00:36.400
There's somebody down there.

03:00:39.280 --> 03:00:40.920
I'm trying to make this easy for you.

03:00:40.920 --> 03:00:43.320
Don't make me use force.

03:00:43.320 --> 03:00:45.440
He's with me.

03:00:45.440 --> 03:00:47.440
I knew he ain't got no aura.

03:00:55.440 --> 03:00:58.040
And y'all was glazing, slam a minute ago.

03:00:58.040 --> 03:01:19.320
I bet you did it too, didn't you?

03:01:19.320 --> 03:01:21.320
So you type something

03:01:43.320 --> 03:01:45.320
Ain't that something

03:01:45.320 --> 03:01:59.680
Well, well, well, buddy, here we are again.

03:01:59.680 --> 03:02:00.680
Why though?

03:02:00.680 --> 03:02:03.600
Why would he do this?

03:02:03.600 --> 03:02:09.960
You're with him, aren't you?

03:02:09.960 --> 03:02:19.960
expected downstairs now move. I froze from fear couldn't bring myself to move.

03:02:27.960 --> 03:02:31.960
I remembered his sensitivity to sound.

03:02:31.960 --> 03:02:38.960
I thought about triggering the fire alarm to escape.

03:02:38.960 --> 03:02:41.960
Yeah, yeah!

03:02:41.960 --> 03:02:46.960
Hit him, Emma!

03:02:46.960 --> 03:02:52.960
God damn dude, slow as Christmas!

03:02:52.960 --> 03:02:53.960
Get out!

03:03:03.960 --> 03:03:04.960
You made it.

03:03:05.960 --> 03:03:06.960
Madison with the five.

03:03:07.960 --> 03:03:10.960
I managed to burst through the exterior emergency exit without looking back.

03:03:11.960 --> 03:03:15.960
As I crossed the dark parking lot, I recognized Jake's car in the shadows.

03:03:15.960 --> 03:03:17.960
Headlights off and completely empty.

03:03:17.960 --> 03:03:22.240
empty. Terrified of being followed. I didn't stop and ran straight toward the

03:03:22.240 --> 03:03:27.300
main avenue. I didn't stop until I spot spotted a park PD cruiser.

03:03:28.380 --> 03:03:30.740
Sobbing and screaming. I told the officer everything that had just

03:03:30.740 --> 03:03:32.020
happened inside the office.

03:03:34.140 --> 03:03:38.060
I bet Jake was behind all of it. I bet he was behind all of it.

03:03:39.500 --> 03:03:43.420
The police swept the building and that same night found the file room

03:03:43.420 --> 03:03:47.500
door completely forced open. Why'd they sweep the building? It looked

03:03:47.500 --> 03:04:11.980
like there was carpet in there. They should have vacuumed it.

03:04:11.980 --> 03:04:15.980
But the stranger was gone and the guard that I trusted vanished with him. The company later

03:04:15.980 --> 03:04:19.420
claimed the security cameras malfunctioned during those exact hours. Yeah,

03:04:19.420 --> 03:04:20.260
malfunctioned.

03:04:22.580 --> 03:04:26.460
Despite the police investigation, none of them were ever called. Really?

03:04:29.980 --> 03:04:34.380
I put in my two weeks notice the very next morning. HR tried to sweep the whole

03:04:34.380 --> 03:04:38.860
thing under the rug with a massive severance package. I took the money

03:04:38.860 --> 03:04:42.360
using it to move out of the state as fast as I could. I can't blame you

03:04:42.360 --> 03:04:47.360
for that when I'm not gonna lie. Several years have passed since that

03:04:47.360 --> 03:04:48.280
terrifying night.

03:04:51.040 --> 03:04:54.800
I still get panic attacks. Never I'm left alone in an enclosed spaces.

03:04:55.400 --> 03:04:59.160
Sometimes when the night gets dead styling, I can still hear the deafening

03:04:59.160 --> 03:05:03.000
echo of that fire alarm. That night taught me to never ignore my gut

03:05:03.000 --> 03:05:05.920
feeling when something tells me I'm in danger. True.

03:05:08.560 --> 03:05:09.200
That's what happened.

03:05:12.360 --> 03:05:34.360
You want to talk to her now?

03:05:34.360 --> 03:06:03.360
There's no legs allowed in here.

03:06:03.360 --> 03:06:19.680
Bro, I literally just heard like three knocks right behind me like playing his day like no job

03:06:33.360 --> 03:06:46.160
911 for who Ross where I heard that

03:06:47.760 --> 03:06:52.680
yo game of the year though yo run that clip back I literally just heard that

03:06:52.680 --> 03:06:55.000
behind me

03:07:03.360 --> 03:07:07.360
That was actually a really good game, though. Game of the year, no joke. That was really good.

03:07:15.360 --> 03:07:19.360
I think you're losing it. No, I distinctly...

03:07:22.360 --> 03:07:25.360
I heard three knocks right behind me just now.

03:07:25.360 --> 03:07:28.360
Did y'all hear that, Chad? Did y'all hear it?

03:07:29.360 --> 03:07:31.360
Let me check the clips.

03:07:33.360 --> 03:07:35.360
I

03:07:38.120 --> 03:07:40.120
Heard it

03:07:46.280 --> 03:07:48.280
Bro listen

03:07:59.880 --> 03:08:01.880
Did you

03:08:03.360 --> 03:08:23.600
Where did that come from?

03:08:23.600 --> 03:08:24.600
You can't hear it.

03:08:24.600 --> 03:08:26.600
Let's go back on y'all's end then.

03:08:35.600 --> 03:08:36.600
Listen.

03:08:37.600 --> 03:08:38.600
Listen.

03:08:40.600 --> 03:08:42.600
Yo, Matt with the 10, thank you.

03:08:43.600 --> 03:08:44.600
That's what happened.

03:08:44.600 --> 03:08:48.600
See, you can literally hear like three knocks behind me.

03:08:48.600 --> 03:09:00.600
That's what happened.

03:09:00.600 --> 03:09:05.600
What that has to be the ice maker.

03:09:05.600 --> 03:09:06.600
That's what happened.

03:09:06.600 --> 03:09:09.600
Wait, that had to be the ice maker.

03:09:09.600 --> 03:09:12.600
That's what happened.

03:09:12.600 --> 03:09:17.480
Dog, do you remember that night that I heard like three knocks on my window at the house?

03:09:19.800 --> 03:09:24.360
If I just hear like a thud or something, it doesn't like make me look back.

03:09:24.360 --> 03:09:28.200
But if I hear like three of them in a row that sounds like it was intentional,

03:09:28.200 --> 03:09:29.480
that's what makes me look back.

03:09:32.600 --> 03:09:35.000
That has to be the ice maker though. Debunked.

03:09:40.120 --> 03:09:40.680
Debunked.

03:09:42.600 --> 03:09:55.000
Hey chat debunked ice maker. It ain't no ghost and if it's a person you better start

03:09:55.000 --> 03:10:01.080
calling your family. So we're good either way but I'm pretty sure that was the ice maker

03:10:01.080 --> 03:10:16.080
right there. Lock in. You already know what time it is. Hey, you already know what time

03:10:16.080 --> 03:10:22.440
it is, buddy. Sorry that was me. You better, you better, you better hope I don't see you.

03:10:22.440 --> 03:10:23.680
there will be no hesitation.

03:10:26.800 --> 03:10:29.520
Hey, you better hope I don't catch wind of that.

03:10:31.080 --> 03:10:31.920
Lock in.

03:10:33.320 --> 03:10:35.680
You know what time it is, chat.

03:10:36.760 --> 03:10:40.640
Time to make us some more money.

03:10:41.760 --> 03:10:45.620
Ox with the five, W. Ox with the five, chat.

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We are back.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

03:10:52.440 --> 03:10:57.440
We are back with another episode of Stanky Shores chat.

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Let's do it, baby!

03:11:00.440 --> 03:11:02.440
Yeah!

03:12:22.440 --> 03:12:24.440
I

03:12:52.440 --> 03:12:56.440
Time to make some more money!

03:13:12.440 --> 03:13:14.440
Let's go!

03:13:22.440 --> 03:13:28.240
Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores.

03:13:28.240 --> 03:13:30.440
Do you got some Stanky drawers?

03:13:30.440 --> 03:13:31.680
Let me get a sniff.

03:13:36.080 --> 03:13:45.040
Ladies and gentlemen, we are back for another episode

03:13:45.040 --> 03:13:50.400
of Stanky Shores Water Park, AKA the greatest water park

03:13:50.400 --> 03:13:55.740
ever assembled right behind the

03:13:55.740 --> 03:13:56.780
Goobleg. You're happy. Uh happy

03:13:56.780 --> 03:13:57.740
birthday. Ariana. Chat. Tell

03:13:57.740 --> 03:13:58.740
Ariana. Happy birthday. Happy

03:13:58.740 --> 03:14:02.920
birthday. Ariana. Let's go

03:14:02.920 --> 03:14:06.880
chat. Alright. If you are not

03:14:06.880 --> 03:14:12.560
here. Last episode. What we are

03:14:12.560 --> 03:14:18.400
currently doing. Um hello.

03:14:18.400 --> 03:14:24.120
So if you were not here last episode what we are currently doing is saving up or not saving

03:14:24.280 --> 03:14:27.160
We're trying to hit if you look in the top right of the screen right there

03:14:27.160 --> 03:14:30.360
We're trying to hit $6,000 and once we do that

03:14:31.440 --> 03:14:39.360
Which will be probably this shift we are gonna be a too far establishment and we are gonna make some crazy

03:14:39.880 --> 03:14:41.320
upgrades

03:14:41.320 --> 03:14:42.920
Okay

03:14:42.920 --> 03:14:44.920
so what

03:14:48.400 --> 03:15:01.600
Well, that's one way to start off the episode.

03:15:01.600 --> 03:15:05.360
Let's go ahead and open up and get this money rolling in.

03:15:05.360 --> 03:15:10.440
So if you want here last episode, we did a whole lot of expanding as you can tell.

03:15:10.440 --> 03:15:15.880
We added the Stanky Shores certified slide zone.

03:15:15.880 --> 03:15:16.880
This is the slide zone.

03:15:16.880 --> 03:15:18.800
I don't know if you can tell, but there's a lot of slides.

03:15:18.800 --> 03:15:21.040
So it's the Stanky Shore Certified Slides Zone.

03:15:23.960 --> 03:15:27.520
And like I said, we're waiting till we hit $6,000.

03:15:27.520 --> 03:15:29.080
And once we hit that,

03:15:29.080 --> 03:15:32.560
we're gonna officially make some of our best upgrades

03:15:32.560 --> 03:15:34.520
to date, so lock in.

03:15:35.600 --> 03:15:38.240
All right, let me get the water gun real quick

03:15:38.240 --> 03:15:39.080
and clean everything.

03:15:39.080 --> 03:15:41.480
W-Park owner chat, y'all know the drill.

03:15:41.480 --> 03:15:49.480
The wall, the logo, Chad already saw that.

03:15:49.480 --> 03:15:51.480
How many of y'all missed the last episode?

03:15:51.480 --> 03:16:01.720
Y'all telling yourself, I saw the Stankyshores logo across the street.

03:16:01.720 --> 03:16:02.720
The entrance.

03:16:02.720 --> 03:16:04.720
How you doing, Cassius?

03:16:04.720 --> 03:16:07.720
Hope you have a great time today.

03:16:07.720 --> 03:16:11.220
Wait what?

03:16:18.720 --> 03:16:22.720
Wait what?

03:16:23.720 --> 03:16:27.720
How did that get there?

03:16:27.720 --> 03:16:32.720
Oh my goodness, that is motion.

03:16:32.720 --> 03:16:47.040
They put, they put the Stanky Shore's official logo in the game at the front of the park.

03:16:47.040 --> 03:16:52.560
Because last time I saw it, oh my goodness that thing is still thangin', Lord have, because

03:16:52.560 --> 03:16:56.440
I saw it over here.

03:16:56.440 --> 03:17:02.080
That is, I'll take a picture of that, what you're talking about.

03:17:02.080 --> 03:17:05.100
How did they do that?

03:17:05.100 --> 03:17:07.640
Chad, is that just for me or is that in everybody's game?

03:17:11.220 --> 03:17:14.320
Somebody waited too long for a hot dog.

03:17:14.320 --> 03:17:16.480
Yo, W. Devs, Chad.

03:17:16.480 --> 03:17:17.880
That is actually motion.

03:17:17.880 --> 03:17:19.200
Stanky, short, stop.

03:17:19.200 --> 03:17:20.880
Motion.

03:17:20.880 --> 03:17:22.400
How you doing, Amaro?

03:17:22.400 --> 03:17:23.560
You want a regular lemonade?

03:17:23.560 --> 03:17:24.520
I got you right here.

03:17:24.520 --> 03:17:28.360
Thank you so much, Amaro.

03:17:28.360 --> 03:17:29.360
Wait, how do they?

03:17:29.360 --> 03:17:30.520
It's just in my game.

03:17:30.520 --> 03:17:34.440
How did they put it in here?

03:17:34.440 --> 03:17:36.960
How did they do that?

03:17:36.960 --> 03:17:39.200
We restocked the lemonade real quick.

03:17:39.200 --> 03:17:41.360
Hope everybody's having a great day today.

03:17:41.360 --> 03:17:44.080
Thank y'all so much for choosing the Stanky Shores,

03:17:44.080 --> 03:17:46.360
where you might crap your drawers, but it's so ca-

03:17:46.360 --> 03:17:48.760
Yeah.

03:17:48.760 --> 03:17:52.680
Why bro, look at me like that.

03:17:52.680 --> 03:17:58.760
Wait, I actually need to know how they did that.

03:17:58.760 --> 03:18:01.560
Speaking of the dev, Trav just gifted 50.

03:18:01.560 --> 03:18:04.600
Yo, W Dev with the 50.

03:18:05.840 --> 03:18:08.640
W Trav, how y'all do that?

03:18:08.640 --> 03:18:10.520
How you doing, Hassan?

03:18:10.520 --> 03:18:12.200
All right, you want to regularly eliminate?

03:18:12.200 --> 03:18:14.680
There you go, Hassan, thank you so much.

03:18:16.720 --> 03:18:18.580
I know you ain't gonna walk over here,

03:18:18.580 --> 03:18:20.680
act like you want something and pump, thank me.

03:18:20.680 --> 03:18:22.040
That is crap.

03:18:22.040 --> 03:18:25.600
Oh my goodness, these chairs need to be repaired, buddy.

03:18:25.600 --> 03:18:31.280
I didn't yo able you did that on purpose you are able to get up out that seat

03:18:31.280 --> 03:18:41.920
excuse you wait that is actually going what how do I even miss that my mom just

03:18:41.920 --> 03:18:46.560
text me and said I did it wait mom how did you do that

03:18:50.680 --> 03:18:59.640
that explains it yo mom I came up here day before yesterday my fan was off and

03:18:59.640 --> 03:19:06.960
I and I was wondering why my fan was off because it doesn't make any sense for my

03:19:06.960 --> 03:19:18.720
fan to be off. So you snuck in here and did that. Somebody's frowning! Hold on!

03:19:18.720 --> 03:19:24.960
Yes ma'am, you would eliminate with lemon. There you go, thank you so much. I'm coming!

03:19:24.960 --> 03:19:31.760
Hold on! Oh lord, you ain't got much time left. Let me get the live ring! Hold on, brutes!

03:19:31.760 --> 03:19:35.760
Oh my goodness, we almost caused the death of here.

03:19:35.760 --> 03:19:38.760
Oh my, but that explains it.

03:19:38.760 --> 03:19:39.760
Yo mom, you got caught.

03:19:39.760 --> 03:19:41.760
I came in here the other day.

03:19:41.760 --> 03:19:43.760
My fan was off.

03:19:43.760 --> 03:19:46.760
So you came up in here, you did it then, didn't you?

03:19:46.760 --> 03:19:47.760
You got caught.

03:19:47.760 --> 03:19:49.760
You thought I was gonna notice that.

03:19:49.760 --> 03:19:55.760
Yo, W mom though, and W dad, that's actually going to, that's so cool.

03:19:55.760 --> 03:19:58.760
That is actually so cool, no joke.

03:19:58.760 --> 03:19:59.760
What?

03:19:59.760 --> 03:20:11.160
I know you did not just put your hands on me.

03:20:11.160 --> 03:20:13.440
Oh, you got me messed up.

03:20:13.440 --> 03:20:14.440
Since when?

03:20:14.440 --> 03:20:15.440
Let me out.

03:20:15.440 --> 03:20:16.440
Come here.

03:20:16.440 --> 03:20:17.440
I'll get that cleaned up in a minute.

03:20:17.440 --> 03:20:18.440
Oh, you got some problems, huh, Avery?

03:20:18.440 --> 03:20:19.440
You're going to put your...

03:20:19.440 --> 03:20:20.440
Wait, that's not Avery.

03:20:20.440 --> 03:20:21.440
Where is Avery?

03:20:21.440 --> 03:20:22.440
And then you're going to swim like you did not just assault the owner.

03:20:22.440 --> 03:20:23.440
Come here.

03:20:23.440 --> 03:20:24.960
That's not Avery. Where is Avery?

03:20:26.160 --> 03:20:28.720
And then you go swim like you did not just assault the owner.

03:20:28.720 --> 03:20:29.560
Come here.

03:20:29.560 --> 03:20:30.760
I got something for you.

03:20:31.700 --> 03:20:33.040
You gonna put your hands on me?

03:20:33.040 --> 03:20:34.360
Hold on, I got something.

03:20:36.400 --> 03:20:37.880
You better hope that Cadillac,

03:20:37.880 --> 03:20:40.040
that draw by a minute ago, don't come back, dude.

03:20:40.040 --> 03:20:41.360
Ha ha ha.

03:20:41.360 --> 03:20:44.200
Yep, hold up now, I got something for you, Avery.

03:20:46.680 --> 03:20:49.520
Since when can they fight back?

03:20:49.520 --> 03:20:50.760
Not back, but fight.

03:20:50.760 --> 03:20:53.420
No, I got customers waiting.

03:20:53.420 --> 03:20:54.420
I don't care.

03:20:54.420 --> 03:20:57.420
You're gonna get what's coming to you, Avery.

03:20:57.420 --> 03:20:58.420
Nope.

03:20:58.420 --> 03:20:59.420
Uh-uh.

03:20:59.420 --> 03:21:06.740
Yo, Avery, let this be a lesson to you.

03:21:06.740 --> 03:21:08.540
Don't ever put your hands on me.

03:21:08.540 --> 03:21:11.500
Don't wash your mind.

03:21:11.500 --> 03:21:14.220
You will put your hands on me like I meant to hit you in the face.

03:21:14.220 --> 03:21:16.420
I didn't mean to do that.

03:21:16.420 --> 03:21:18.300
Call me.

03:21:18.300 --> 03:21:19.300
I missed.

03:21:19.300 --> 03:21:23.300
Yes, I'm gonna help you, Jasper, you want both of us?

03:21:23.300 --> 03:21:25.060
Oh my goodness, I barely got that hold on.

03:21:25.060 --> 03:21:28.060
Let me go get some more out.

03:21:28.060 --> 03:21:30.900
Oh, you're going to do it now!

03:21:30.900 --> 03:21:32.860
I'm catching a charge!

03:21:32.860 --> 03:21:33.860
Broad day!

03:21:40.860 --> 03:21:44.940
You done lost him!

03:21:44.940 --> 03:21:48.220
You done lost your ma- oh no, you got me messed up.

03:21:49.300 --> 03:21:58.820
She is harassing me yo y'all see the puddle over here y'all guys y'all see the puddle

03:21:58.820 --> 03:22:13.420
My mom takes me said dang I checked the chair and forgot the fan.

03:22:13.420 --> 03:22:18.120
Hey mom you must not know you mess with the OCD final boss over here you wasn't gonna

03:22:18.120 --> 03:22:24.240
get away with that. Hey, you wasn't going to get away with that. I knew I knew

03:22:24.240 --> 03:22:28.360
something was up. She even had the chair adjusted the way I got out of it.

03:22:28.360 --> 03:22:34.120
Because when I came up in here and my fan was off and I next thing I did was I

03:22:34.120 --> 03:22:38.280
looked at my chair. So when she got out the chair, she put the chair right here

03:22:38.280 --> 03:22:40.880
because every time I get every time I'm done streaming the chair goes in

03:22:40.880 --> 03:22:46.040
this position right here. Okay, I see you mom you almost got away with it.

03:22:46.040 --> 03:22:51.040
I mean, you did get away with it, but what did she do?

03:22:51.040 --> 03:22:57.400
She put the Stanky Shores logo that they drew on the actual water park.

03:22:57.400 --> 03:22:59.960
That's legitimately goaded.

03:22:59.960 --> 03:23:02.320
Hold on, let me get this over paired real quick.

03:23:02.320 --> 03:23:03.640
Chad, we're about to hit $6,000.

03:23:03.640 --> 03:23:05.040
I wish you would do something to me.

03:23:05.040 --> 03:23:06.320
I'm scared of my own customers now.

03:23:09.840 --> 03:23:12.040
Chad, I'm actually scared of my customers now.

03:23:12.040 --> 03:23:14.240
What is going on?

03:23:14.240 --> 03:23:17.280
Yes, ma'am. Amara, you want some popcorn with chili lime in it?

03:23:17.280 --> 03:23:18.920
I got you right here. Thank you.

03:23:27.120 --> 03:23:29.720
Yeah!

03:23:29.920 --> 03:23:35.360
Ladies and gentlemen, Stanky Shores is officially a two star establishment.

03:23:36.000 --> 03:23:38.840
Oh, my goodness. I was here, chat.

03:23:40.160 --> 03:23:42.160
I was here, baby.

03:23:42.160 --> 03:23:49.460
Okay, so as soon as this shift ends we are making some unfathomable upgrades.

03:23:49.460 --> 03:23:50.860
I need to go out of the field on the stairs.

03:23:50.860 --> 03:23:51.860
That thing is still thing.

03:23:51.860 --> 03:23:53.860
And let's check if that VVL still there.

03:23:53.860 --> 03:23:55.860
Yes, it most certainly is.

03:23:55.860 --> 03:23:57.360
My goodness.

03:23:57.360 --> 03:23:58.860
Somebody else wants some popcorn.

03:23:58.860 --> 03:23:59.860
Hold on.

03:23:59.860 --> 03:24:01.860
Let me get that spot for y'all.

03:24:01.860 --> 03:24:03.860
I missed two pieces.

03:24:03.860 --> 03:24:05.860
I'll get it.

03:24:05.860 --> 03:24:08.460
Yes, you want a regular lemonade with a lemon.

03:24:08.460 --> 03:24:09.460
I got you right there.

03:24:09.460 --> 03:24:10.460
Thank you so much.

03:24:10.460 --> 03:24:12.380
How can I help you, Hassan?

03:24:12.380 --> 03:24:14.060
Popcorn with a Cina butter on it.

03:24:14.060 --> 03:24:16.260
I got you some of that Cina.

03:24:16.260 --> 03:24:18.180
Relax!

03:24:18.180 --> 03:24:19.220
Yes, ma'am, Vivian.

03:24:19.220 --> 03:24:20.060
How can I help you?

03:24:20.060 --> 03:24:21.420
You want butter on that thing?

03:24:21.420 --> 03:24:22.780
You based for that?

03:24:22.780 --> 03:24:24.420
Thank you so much, Vivian.

03:24:24.420 --> 03:24:25.540
What can I do for you, Romeo?

03:24:25.540 --> 03:24:26.540
We're Juliette at.

03:24:26.540 --> 03:24:29.380
Yeah!

03:24:29.380 --> 03:24:30.100
Here we go.

03:24:30.100 --> 03:24:31.340
What'd you say you want a chili rod?

03:24:31.340 --> 03:24:31.860
Here we go.

03:24:31.860 --> 03:24:32.360
All right.

03:24:32.360 --> 03:24:33.180
I need some more popcorn.

03:24:33.180 --> 03:24:34.100
I need some more hot dogs.

03:24:34.100 --> 03:24:36.140
Stacked.

03:24:36.140 --> 03:24:38.500
Hold up.

03:24:38.500 --> 03:24:40.020
Hope everybody having a great day today.

03:24:40.020 --> 03:24:42.260
Thank y'all so much for choosing to thank you, Shores.

03:24:42.260 --> 03:24:44.180
I appreciate y'all.

03:24:44.180 --> 03:24:45.020
What was I doing?

03:24:47.500 --> 03:24:48.500
What was I doing?

03:24:50.900 --> 03:24:52.180
Somebody just lost their life.

03:24:52.180 --> 03:24:54.660
Oh yeah, I need a, what was I needing?

03:24:54.660 --> 03:24:56.820
Oh yeah, hot dogs are popcorn.

03:24:56.820 --> 03:24:58.020
There we go, we're good.

03:24:59.020 --> 03:25:01.900
You get, you have another free mop, big doll.

03:25:01.900 --> 03:25:03.180
There you go.

03:25:03.180 --> 03:25:04.940
All right.

03:25:04.940 --> 03:25:07.660
Okay, what was that lady's name again?

03:25:07.660 --> 03:25:09.620
We have a perma band on somebody chat.

03:25:09.620 --> 03:25:11.340
What was her name?

03:25:11.340 --> 03:25:13.220
Uh, what was her name?

03:25:16.220 --> 03:25:17.020
Avery.

03:25:17.020 --> 03:25:20.220
If we ever see Avery come back in here, it is our own suck.

03:25:25.720 --> 03:25:26.520
Brainy and Amoeba.

03:25:26.520 --> 03:25:27.620
Hold on, I got customers.

03:25:30.920 --> 03:25:32.020
Sorry for the delay, y'all.

03:25:32.020 --> 03:25:33.620
I'm doing my best out here.

03:25:33.620 --> 03:25:35.120
Yes, how can I help you, Jasper?

03:25:35.120 --> 03:25:36.520
You want to eliminate what I sent.

03:25:36.520 --> 03:25:37.420
And I got you right there.

03:25:37.420 --> 03:25:39.120
Thank you so much.

03:25:39.120 --> 03:25:39.720
What's good?

03:25:39.720 --> 03:25:40.840
You want a plain hot dog?

03:25:40.840 --> 03:25:41.520
Be real for that.

03:25:41.520 --> 03:25:42.480
What's good, Salvador?

03:25:42.480 --> 03:25:44.200
What you want mustard on it?

03:25:44.200 --> 03:25:44.880
There you go.

03:25:44.880 --> 03:25:47.240
Thank you.

03:25:47.240 --> 03:25:47.920
It's back.

03:25:47.920 --> 03:25:49.080
What the brain eating amoeba?

03:25:49.080 --> 03:25:50.520
Hold up.

03:25:50.520 --> 03:25:53.960
I don't see no dirty water, though.

03:25:53.960 --> 03:25:56.040
Chad, if we ever see Avery back in here,

03:25:56.040 --> 03:25:57.520
just know it's on site.

03:25:57.520 --> 03:25:59.080
OK?

03:25:59.080 --> 03:25:59.840
Just know that.

03:26:04.080 --> 03:26:04.580
Oh.

03:26:07.120 --> 03:26:07.720
Get the stress.

03:26:07.720 --> 03:26:09.800
Nobody go down that slide real quick.

03:26:09.800 --> 03:26:11.080
Hold up.

03:26:11.080 --> 03:26:13.280
Oh no, this one's bad too.

03:26:15.440 --> 03:26:17.440
Do not go down the, we cannot have a,

03:26:17.440 --> 03:26:18.400
no, you gotta get up.

03:26:18.400 --> 03:26:20.780
We cannot have another repeated event.

03:26:21.840 --> 03:26:22.800
Lord have mercy.

03:26:22.800 --> 03:26:24.080
We cannot have another repeated event.

03:26:24.080 --> 03:26:25.320
There we go, we're good.

03:26:26.520 --> 03:26:28.800
Okay, let me get this skill back up real quick.

03:26:28.800 --> 03:26:29.800
Ma'am do not do it.

03:26:29.800 --> 03:26:30.880
Woo, okay.

03:26:30.880 --> 03:26:42.880
You wasted Niko with the 20 gift and W wasted Niko with the 20 gift and thank you chat W Niko

03:26:42.880 --> 03:26:51.640
for real thank you Niko W Niko I appreciate the 20 thank you okay hold on that pulls field

03:26:51.640 --> 03:26:58.560
back up somebody's pinging the pool currently who is it you nasty what are you doing you

03:26:58.560 --> 03:27:01.580
You got the whole thing yellow!

03:27:01.580 --> 03:27:05.640
An empty pool, seriously, you paid in it!

03:27:05.640 --> 03:27:06.640
Get out of here!

03:27:10.220 --> 03:27:11.380
That's what I thought.

03:27:13.300 --> 03:27:14.140
Ma'am, are you okay?

03:27:14.140 --> 03:27:14.980
No!

03:27:16.260 --> 03:27:17.100
Wait!

03:27:18.220 --> 03:27:19.380
Oh, we're safe, we're good.

03:27:19.380 --> 03:27:21.300
Ooh, that could've been bad right there.

03:27:21.300 --> 03:27:22.940
Lord have mercy, she got up.

03:27:22.940 --> 03:27:23.940
Okay, we're good.

03:27:26.820 --> 03:27:27.660
We're good.

03:27:27.660 --> 03:27:32.260
I need another employee right now, like literally yesterday.

03:27:32.260 --> 03:27:35.180
Lita with the five, thank you, Lita.

03:27:35.180 --> 03:27:36.260
Excuse me, y'all.

03:27:39.380 --> 03:27:39.900
Okay, we're good.

03:27:39.900 --> 03:27:40.820
There's an intruder in here.

03:27:40.820 --> 03:27:43.500
Hey, I can't do, I can't, I can't, I can't.

03:27:43.500 --> 03:27:45.140
Somebody wait too long for a ticket to.

03:27:45.140 --> 03:27:46.660
What is Jack's doing?

03:27:46.660 --> 03:27:48.460
Hello, I need some help.

03:27:49.500 --> 03:27:51.300
Yes, Juliette, we're wrong.

03:27:51.300 --> 03:27:54.060
Wait, I'm just so, wait a minute.

03:27:54.060 --> 03:28:01.860
I'm just so roomy.

03:28:01.860 --> 03:28:02.860
Plain hot dog.

03:28:02.860 --> 03:28:03.860
There you go.

03:28:03.860 --> 03:28:04.860
Thank you so much.

03:28:04.860 --> 03:28:05.860
Okay.

03:28:05.860 --> 03:28:08.180
I need this shift to end now so I can clean this place up.

03:28:08.180 --> 03:28:09.180
Oh my goodness.

03:28:09.180 --> 03:28:10.180
Cody.

03:28:10.180 --> 03:28:35.780
I got to read those bids too hold up okay there we go please end I need to clean this

03:28:35.780 --> 03:28:36.660
place up how we doing

03:28:40.180 --> 03:28:52.900
72% satisfaction or not even 72, 70%.

03:28:52.900 --> 03:28:54.780
Yo where are my body to reviews at?

03:28:54.780 --> 03:28:55.780
What happened?

03:28:55.780 --> 03:29:00.060
How did I go from 100% to 70, hello?

03:29:00.060 --> 03:29:01.060
Okay.

03:29:01.060 --> 03:29:07.860
Chat, now the fun part.

03:29:07.860 --> 03:29:14.660
about to make the biggest upgrades ever to the stanky shores. Yo, Tally with the 11,000 bits,

03:29:14.660 --> 03:29:22.820
chat W. Tally with the 11,000 bits, Lord have mercy. Jerky with the five, W. Jerky with the five.

03:29:23.620 --> 03:29:30.100
Tally said, hey case you have some more competition, my name is Tally and I run the paralysis park.

03:29:30.100 --> 03:29:39.220
here at the paralysis park we don't bought our reviews threatened our employees or

03:29:39.220 --> 03:29:44.260
hit our customers with sledgehammers we don't do that here either as of right

03:29:44.260 --> 03:29:47.580
now we have two and a half stars good luck you'll probably most likely need it

03:29:47.580 --> 03:29:52.020
by the way I'm the goat so also don't go bankrupt because I'm paying it also I

03:29:52.020 --> 03:29:57.420
didn't go bankrupt because I painted my whole part tally can I get the

03:29:57.420 --> 03:30:04.780
address to your water park? I just want to check it out. Cheesecake with a

03:30:04.780 --> 03:30:08.780
thousand bits. I waited 20 hours for a lemonade then slipped in a puddle. I'm

03:30:08.780 --> 03:30:09.340
suing.

03:30:13.020 --> 03:30:16.500
Hey case, it's rinderman. I thought I'd stop by the stanky shores the other

03:30:16.500 --> 03:30:20.220
day with Killian, but one of your customers tried to press me and made me

03:30:20.220 --> 03:30:23.380
uncomfortable. So I had to leave. I think his name was Rex.

03:30:23.380 --> 03:30:30.700
It's over. It's over. It's falling apart. Chad, I'm just, I'm just, Chad, it's falling

03:30:30.700 --> 03:30:48.340
apart, man. What is going on? Rex? Who is Rex? Okay. Good news is, Chad, they're not gonna

03:30:48.340 --> 03:30:50.300
I have anything to complain about here in a second.

03:30:50.300 --> 03:30:52.140
We're about to make some good upgrades.

03:30:54.300 --> 03:30:55.140
Hold on.

03:31:02.020 --> 03:31:04.580
Chad, are we really at risk of losing the park?

03:31:04.580 --> 03:31:06.180
I mean, they're not gonna see us, right?

03:31:06.180 --> 03:31:07.620
We're a startup business.

03:31:09.380 --> 03:31:13.020
Oh yeah, Rex was the babysitter from the babysitter game.

03:31:18.340 --> 03:31:26.220
All right, Chad, we have eight research points.

03:31:26.220 --> 03:31:32.260
We're about to make the best upgrades ever to this place.

03:31:32.260 --> 03:31:34.060
You think I can hire another employee yet?

03:31:34.060 --> 03:31:35.060
Wait a minute.

03:31:35.060 --> 03:31:40.180
If I can hire another employee, this place is about to go from, like, the greatest water

03:31:40.180 --> 03:31:46.180
park ever to, like, even the best.

03:31:46.180 --> 03:31:53.940
All right, hold on, we gotta repair everything first and foremost, we gotta do that.

03:31:53.940 --> 03:31:57.740
That was getting out of hand right there, let me get this cleaned up too, I ain't got

03:31:57.740 --> 03:31:58.740
my mouth.

03:31:58.740 --> 03:32:04.460
Lord have mercy, the BBL, oh my goodness, it looks like a McDonald's logo.

03:32:04.460 --> 03:32:07.460
Lord have mercy, it's huge.

03:32:07.460 --> 03:32:16.160
All right, hold on, we got that done, repair this, boom, okay, that's repaired, that's

03:32:16.160 --> 03:32:18.160
I think everything is officially repaired.

03:32:18.160 --> 03:32:22.160
We're going to make sure the slide zone is good.

03:32:22.160 --> 03:32:23.160
All right.

03:32:34.160 --> 03:32:38.160
Tally with 5,000 bits again said, nah, that part got to get banned.

03:32:38.160 --> 03:32:44.160
Yo, Tally, you run a competitive part, okay?

03:32:44.160 --> 03:32:45.160
You run a competitor to me.

03:32:45.160 --> 03:32:50.160
competitor to me. Nobody's gonna ban off your word because you're trying to get all the business for yourself.

03:32:50.160 --> 03:32:53.160
Alright, hold on. Make sure everything's clean real quick.

03:32:57.160 --> 03:32:58.160
Beautiful.

03:32:59.160 --> 03:33:04.160
Alright, I wonder what kind of slide. Yo, what star do you have to be do you think to get custom slides?

03:33:04.160 --> 03:33:10.160
Never mind, I'm not suing. Stank Shores is amazing. 10 out of 10, 500 stars.

03:33:10.160 --> 03:33:14.160
Can I have my chicken back, please? You did, I did not take, I did...

03:33:15.160 --> 03:33:25.800
Check they're making this up they're doing all this because they know the person that

03:33:25.800 --> 03:33:28.720
owned the googly goons running this with you through trying to make me look bad they want

03:33:28.720 --> 03:33:37.920
this business to fail I'm not gonna let it I'm not gonna let it fail legal team putting

03:33:37.920 --> 03:33:39.920
didn't work. Oh, buddy, they

03:33:39.920 --> 03:33:47.920
worked 24, 7 round the clock.

03:33:47.920 --> 03:33:49.920
Chat, when I build my own

03:33:49.920 --> 03:33:51.920
back room, should I actually

03:33:51.920 --> 03:33:53.920
have my IRL lawyer do the

03:33:53.920 --> 03:33:55.920
one of the escape from the

03:33:55.920 --> 03:33:57.920
back rooms once? He said

03:33:57.920 --> 03:33:59.920
he's down, no joke.

03:33:59.920 --> 03:34:01.920
He actually said he's down.

03:34:01.920 --> 03:34:03.920
Like for real, he did.

03:34:03.920 --> 03:34:05.920
All right.

03:34:05.920 --> 03:34:12.420
All right, Chad, it's time, big boy upgrade time.

03:34:12.420 --> 03:34:15.740
Let's go.

03:34:15.740 --> 03:34:21.100
We're about to make some non-dangerous pool things here.

03:34:21.100 --> 03:34:22.600
What do we got?

03:34:22.600 --> 03:34:28.080
Attractions, jukebox, modern pools, we got to have it.

03:34:28.080 --> 03:34:32.860
Inflatable vending machine, sell pool toys for guests, what?

03:34:32.860 --> 03:34:34.280
Let's do everything else real quick.

03:34:34.280 --> 03:34:35.460
Spray can vendors.

03:34:35.460 --> 03:34:37.360
I need that badly.

03:34:38.980 --> 03:34:41.920
I gotta have hiring level up and I need janitor staff.

03:34:46.980 --> 03:34:48.800
We gotta do hiring level up.

03:34:53.140 --> 03:34:55.480
Should I do hiring and janitor right here?

03:35:02.860 --> 03:35:06.160
There's blobs.

03:35:06.160 --> 03:35:11.160
They got blobs now.

03:35:11.160 --> 03:35:20.880
We got to wait on that.

03:35:20.880 --> 03:35:23.240
Modern slides.

03:35:23.240 --> 03:35:30.160
Should I go ahead and get jukebox so we can unlock modern slides later?

03:35:30.160 --> 03:35:37.360
Or should I get janitor staff for now?

03:35:37.360 --> 03:35:40.680
If I have somebody doing maintenance, I can do the janitor stuff myself.

03:35:40.680 --> 03:35:44.000
So let's go ahead and do jukebox so we can do modern slides soon.

03:35:44.000 --> 03:35:46.000
Y'all poo at that?

03:35:46.000 --> 03:35:47.000
Me too.

03:35:47.000 --> 03:35:48.000
Thanks.

03:35:48.000 --> 03:35:49.000
Bark decorations level 2.

03:35:49.000 --> 03:35:55.200
I'm doing everything I can with cash real quick.

03:35:55.200 --> 03:35:57.800
There we go.

03:35:57.800 --> 03:36:04.780
Right now we're saving up three research points, but Chad we have new pools that we're about to hire another employee by the way

03:36:06.420 --> 03:36:10.460
What are the new pools looking like I did not mean to do that stop lock in

03:36:12.500 --> 03:36:18.700
Ladies and gentlemen stanky shores has new pools for sure

03:36:21.220 --> 03:36:23.220
All right

03:36:23.220 --> 03:36:25.220
We have this one

03:36:25.220 --> 03:36:29.220
This one, wait, we got jump boards now.

03:36:29.220 --> 03:36:32.220
Oh!

03:36:32.220 --> 03:36:35.220
Okay.

03:36:35.220 --> 03:36:38.220
How are we gonna do this?

03:36:38.220 --> 03:36:42.220
Let's put one.

03:36:42.220 --> 03:36:49.220
Should we have a, should we have a Stanky Shore certified jump zone?

03:36:49.220 --> 03:36:54.220
Wait, let's do a Stanky Shore certified jump zone real quick. Let me cook. Hold up.

03:36:54.220 --> 03:36:57.220
Watch this, watch.

03:36:59.220 --> 03:37:04.220
We have the slide zone, now we're about to have the jump zone, let me cook.

03:37:06.220 --> 03:37:07.220
Watch.

03:37:09.220 --> 03:37:11.220
How many jump boards we think intact?

03:37:15.220 --> 03:37:16.220
How much is a piece?

03:37:18.220 --> 03:37:20.220
Three fifty up!

03:37:24.220 --> 03:37:27.220
Bring it up, come on, come on, come on, come on.

03:37:40.220 --> 03:37:42.220
Four for now!

03:37:44.220 --> 03:37:52.220
Ladies and gentlemen, Stanky Shore Certified Jump Zone.

03:37:54.220 --> 03:38:06.780
look at this chat would you go to the stanky shores for sure you wouldn't put

03:38:06.780 --> 03:38:10.060
them closer we're about to I'm about to test them I always test my product

03:38:10.060 --> 03:38:15.060
first especially in schedule one but

03:38:18.100 --> 03:38:21.660
but I might have had too much PBL behind that one let me do a different

03:38:21.660 --> 03:38:24.160
one. Wait, is this one dangerous?

03:38:31.920 --> 03:38:35.940
Okay, I don't think people are going to jump as far as me. We'll do a test one

03:38:35.940 --> 03:38:40.020
with it, but I don't think they're going to jump as far as me. I don't think

03:38:40.020 --> 03:38:42.060
they're going to jump as far as me. We'll just leave that for now. We're

03:38:42.060 --> 03:38:45.500
going to see what happens. Okay, another pool.

03:38:45.500 --> 03:38:50.500
Chad, y'all want to do the peanut ball right here?

03:38:50.500 --> 03:38:51.500
Hold on.

03:38:51.500 --> 03:39:01.500
Oh, you kind of like at an angle, y'all mess with that?

03:39:01.500 --> 03:39:09.500
Put it in like an angle right here, look at this, let me cook, let me cook, let me cook,

03:39:09.500 --> 03:39:10.500
let me cook.

03:39:10.500 --> 03:39:11.500
Give it some character.

03:39:11.500 --> 03:39:13.660
Chad, not everything has to be in straight lines.

03:39:13.660 --> 03:39:20.660
stuff can have character sometimes. Look at that right there. Look at that right there.

03:39:20.660 --> 03:39:31.780
Okay, wait. Now those trees are in the way. So I can put one more pole right here.

03:39:31.780 --> 03:39:40.780
Chad, y'all messin' with this?

03:39:40.780 --> 03:39:44.460
Wait, I got room over here, too.

03:39:44.460 --> 03:39:45.460
Hold up.

03:39:45.460 --> 03:39:46.460
Let me cook.

03:39:46.460 --> 03:39:49.140
Chad, we gotta remove a tree real quick.

03:39:49.140 --> 03:39:50.140
Deforestation.

03:39:50.140 --> 03:39:51.140
I'm sorry.

03:39:51.140 --> 03:39:52.140
Hold up.

03:39:52.140 --> 03:39:53.140
Let this cook, Chad.

03:39:53.140 --> 03:39:54.140
Hold up.

03:39:54.140 --> 03:39:55.140
Seriously, let it cook.

03:39:55.140 --> 03:39:56.140
Watch.

03:39:56.140 --> 03:39:59.140
Let's cook, Chad. Hold up. Seriously, let it cook.

03:39:59.140 --> 03:40:00.140
Watch.

03:40:03.140 --> 03:40:04.140
We're gonna do

03:40:05.640 --> 03:40:08.140
Bop and then we're gonna do

03:40:13.640 --> 03:40:14.640
Bop.

03:40:15.140 --> 03:40:16.140
Why'd that work?

03:40:24.140 --> 03:40:25.140
Oh, I ain't got no money.

03:40:26.140 --> 03:40:37.980
That's why it wasn't working because we don't have any money.

03:40:37.980 --> 03:40:41.940
All right, let's do a shift, let's save some money.

03:40:41.940 --> 03:40:47.420
So the upgrades that we just made, we have a peanut pull right here, it's straight chilling,

03:40:47.420 --> 03:40:48.420
right?

03:40:48.420 --> 03:40:49.420
It's kind of at an angle.

03:40:49.420 --> 03:40:52.460
So if you want to come over here and have like a little, wait a minute, I can make

03:40:52.460 --> 03:40:53.460
this better.

03:40:53.460 --> 03:40:54.460
Watch this chat.

03:40:54.460 --> 03:41:04.460
Time for one if you're watching.

03:41:04.460 --> 03:41:07.460
Watch.

03:41:07.460 --> 03:41:16.460
Ewww!

03:41:16.460 --> 03:41:26.460
Look at that.

03:41:26.460 --> 03:41:31.460
Look at that.

03:41:31.460 --> 03:41:36.460
Well, I need to hire somebody.

03:41:36.460 --> 03:41:37.460
Hire.

03:41:37.460 --> 03:41:41.460
Ladies and gentlemen,

03:41:41.460 --> 03:41:44.460
We're about to hire a maintenance individual.

03:41:46.460 --> 03:41:50.460
Wait, no, we're not. I don't have the money to hire anybody. Let's open up.

03:41:53.460 --> 03:41:59.460
All right, chat. Let's open up and let's see if they like that. So cool, dude. That is actually so cool.

03:42:00.460 --> 03:42:03.460
All right. Yo, Jacks.

03:42:11.460 --> 03:42:18.980
Hold it down for me for a minute. I got a I got a hand or something

03:42:24.940 --> 03:42:26.940
Yes

03:42:28.260 --> 03:42:34.180
Well, well, well look who's doing better these days, I hope you enjoyed the money while it lasted now

03:42:34.180 --> 03:42:38.020
It's time to settle your arrangement. You owe me seventy five hundred dollars

03:42:41.460 --> 03:43:08.460
No, nobody refuses me twice, you'll regret this.

03:43:08.460 --> 03:43:12.920
Let's go big doll UK be here with no wristband

03:43:17.900 --> 03:43:19.900
Call me

03:43:19.900 --> 03:43:21.900
I

03:43:33.780 --> 03:43:35.780
Vivian

03:43:36.220 --> 03:43:38.640
What are you doing with my sledgehammer?

03:43:49.900 --> 03:43:55.900
Was that a mafia hit already?

03:43:55.900 --> 03:44:04.900
I don't know what to do.

03:44:04.900 --> 03:44:11.900
I don't know what to do.

03:44:11.900 --> 03:44:18.900
Everybody around me is like having fun and I'm just like, I'm just having to hold it together.

03:44:18.900 --> 03:44:22.340
They got me feeling like Chileno Sanchez right now.

03:44:22.340 --> 03:44:24.340
The show must go on.

03:44:24.340 --> 03:44:26.340
R.I.P. Chileno Sanchez.

03:44:29.220 --> 03:44:32.580
Bro, queso's dookie staying with the team.

03:44:32.580 --> 03:44:34.660
Get the W. queso's dookie staying with the team.

03:44:34.660 --> 03:44:36.660
Get the...

03:44:40.420 --> 03:44:42.660
Who is Chileno Sanchez? The goat.

03:44:42.660 --> 03:44:44.660
What do you know about Chilino?

03:44:44.660 --> 03:44:49.660
I like me some Chilino Sanchez.

03:44:49.660 --> 03:44:50.660
Broke Tuck, though, Chag.

03:44:50.660 --> 03:44:52.660
I remember the video where they handed him that note,

03:44:52.660 --> 03:44:54.660
and he still performed anyway.

03:44:54.660 --> 03:44:55.660
God, that's what I'm feeling like.

03:44:55.660 --> 03:44:56.660
What you doing, Kansy?

03:44:56.660 --> 03:45:00.660
Get up out of here.

03:45:00.660 --> 03:45:02.660
The popcorn, hold up.

03:45:02.660 --> 03:45:03.660
What are you doing?

03:45:03.660 --> 03:45:04.660
I'm going to get you out of here.

03:45:04.660 --> 03:45:05.660
I'm going to get you out of here.

03:45:05.660 --> 03:45:06.660
I'm going to get you out of here.

03:45:06.660 --> 03:45:07.660
I'm going to get you out of here.

03:45:07.660 --> 03:45:08.660
I'm going to get you out of here.

03:45:08.660 --> 03:45:09.660
I'm going to get you out of here.

03:45:09.660 --> 03:45:10.660
I'm going to get you out of here.

03:45:10.660 --> 03:45:17.620
the popcorn hold up hold on there's a bomb on it I'm so sorry I gotta go handle something

03:45:19.700 --> 03:45:23.060
I gotta hire somebody right now yes Amara what can I do for you

03:45:23.060 --> 03:45:28.260
set a butter on that there you go thank you so much about that you didn't have a wristband up

03:45:29.700 --> 03:45:32.260
why is everybody coming in with no wristband today

03:45:32.260 --> 03:45:41.900
Lord have mercy. Yes. What can I do for you? Playing hot dog? There you go. Chat is time

03:45:41.900 --> 03:45:50.500
to hire somebody. Lock in. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a task. Oh, push cheaters from your park.

03:45:50.500 --> 03:45:54.940
Okay, I got it. Let me get the spot cleaned up. I'm so sorry about the spot. Watch out.

03:45:54.940 --> 03:45:55.940
Okay, you're good.

03:45:59.860 --> 03:46:00.860
Jasper.

03:46:02.380 --> 03:46:05.060
Jasper and Junior Double J, huh?

03:46:05.060 --> 03:46:06.060
What is wrong with y'all?

03:46:06.060 --> 03:46:07.060
Get out of here.

03:46:09.340 --> 03:46:10.340
Okay, uh...

03:46:12.100 --> 03:46:13.100
Lainey, I...

03:46:13.100 --> 03:46:15.340
Lord have mercy!

03:46:15.340 --> 03:46:16.700
Lainey, get out of here!

03:46:24.940 --> 03:46:33.380
The dude in the shower's face, oh what was wrong?

03:46:33.380 --> 03:46:40.180
Somebody hold on, hold on, hold on, yes what can I do for you Ronia, we're Juliette app.

03:46:40.180 --> 03:46:43.180
She was in here yesterday for real.

03:46:43.180 --> 03:46:45.980
Yes Mara, lemonade with lemon, there you go.

03:46:45.980 --> 03:46:46.980
Thank you so much.

03:46:46.980 --> 03:46:53.140
Okay, chatters employee hiring time, who are we getting right here?

03:46:53.140 --> 03:46:55.380
Jax is well rested, okay.

03:46:55.380 --> 03:46:59.740
Okay, Eric, 118%.

03:46:59.740 --> 03:47:02.380
Recovery time is only 39 seconds with Eric.

03:47:02.380 --> 03:47:04.480
Oh my goodness, chat, we gotta hire Eric.

03:47:05.600 --> 03:47:09.500
We gotta hire Eric's 39 second recovery time.

03:47:13.900 --> 03:47:18.060
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Stanky Shores,

03:47:18.060 --> 03:47:20.560
newest employee.

03:47:20.560 --> 03:47:22.500
Eric, let's go introduce ourselves to him.

03:47:22.500 --> 03:47:28.580
You doing uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Calani Calani mother okay there you go thank you

03:47:29.460 --> 03:47:32.740
ladies and gentlemen is hero

03:47:41.620 --> 03:47:46.660
He's the goat oh my goodness he is the goat

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W Eric. Yes, what can I do for you? Ice and lemon. There you go. Oh my goodness. W Eric.

03:47:57.420 --> 03:48:05.900
I don't even want to talk to him and interrupt him. Bro. He is full sprinting. There you

03:48:05.900 --> 03:48:11.140
go. Elani. Yes, sir. Salvador playing hot dog. Thank you so much. You have a good

03:48:11.140 --> 03:48:14.340
someone. What's good? Will popcorn and

03:48:14.340 --> 03:48:17.940
cinna butter. I got you right here. There you go. Thank you so

03:48:17.940 --> 03:48:24.180
much. What is going on, chat?

03:48:26.500 --> 03:48:31.700
Both of our employees here. Chat. No, how's everybody liking

03:48:31.700 --> 03:48:34.500
the the the the the the the dive zone? Y'all having a good

03:48:34.500 --> 03:48:39.860
time with the dive zone? Let's see how it goes.

03:48:41.140 --> 03:48:45.620
You shouldn't be doing that back. Okay. That's fine. Hey, she's a professional. She's a professional

03:48:46.420 --> 03:48:52.100
All right. Hope y'all having a good time for real. Thank y'all so much for being here today. Thank y'all. We really need the money

03:48:54.060 --> 03:48:59.900
Chat W Eric W Jax we have a good staff here right now as far as staff goes

03:48:59.900 --> 03:49:07.060
I think stinky shores in a good spot staff wise. Is that water dirty? Hold on come down the slide real quick, ma'am

03:49:07.060 --> 03:49:09.060
Let me get this cleaned up

03:49:09.060 --> 03:49:14.060
All right, hold on. Nobody go down the slide, please. I gotta get it drained.

03:49:14.060 --> 03:49:17.060
Are you okay? Hold on.

03:49:17.060 --> 03:49:19.060
There we go. Okay, there we go. We're good.

03:49:19.060 --> 03:49:25.060
People are waiting long for popcorners. Just straight, just, just, just pee-pee on the ground, man.

03:49:27.060 --> 03:49:29.060
A bus that is clear on it.

03:49:32.060 --> 03:49:36.060
All right, dude, Eric is literally floating on him.

03:49:39.820 --> 03:49:43.900
Guess we're too long for living they y'all gonna have to wait a minute man. I'm truck

03:49:44.780 --> 03:49:47.020
Leaving you good. Let me get that cleaned up. I'm so sorry

03:49:48.100 --> 03:49:50.100
Excuse me

03:49:52.340 --> 03:49:55.900
Dahlia are you dead serious Dahlia you saw

03:50:00.180 --> 03:50:06.300
Okay, is anybody else leaving something let me go check real quick. Oh my goodness. We got lines. You can't serve them Salvador

03:50:06.300 --> 03:50:08.300
That's my job. Yes

03:50:08.300 --> 03:50:16.220
Popcorn with butter. I got you right here. There you go. Yes, sir. What can I do for you popcorn with butter?

03:50:16.220 --> 03:50:19.340
Thank you so much. How can I how can I help you Maro?

03:50:19.840 --> 03:50:22.600
Lemonade with ice. There you go. Thank you

03:50:24.600 --> 03:50:28.960
Chat they're waiting so long on service dude started like working the shelf himself

03:50:30.760 --> 03:50:34.160
Chat Eric yo, I wonder if I could give Eric some extra work

03:50:34.160 --> 03:50:41.360
No joke because he is flying around here. That is actually crazy. W. Eric Chadd like for real Steve Coby

03:50:43.320 --> 03:50:47.980
Okay, we got $1,700 now everything seems we go me get this cleaned up watch out for that

03:50:49.080 --> 03:50:51.080
man watch out

03:50:52.680 --> 03:50:58.200
Leon's with the fight okay, what's going on Eric is too tired and going to rest

03:50:58.200 --> 03:51:04.400
chat we let him slide we let him slide he is a crazy good worker we let him

03:51:04.400 --> 03:51:10.000
slide yes sir junior popcorn with butter there you go thank you what can I do

03:51:10.000 --> 03:51:14.280
for you able are you able to get some popcorn yeah there you go yeah oh she

03:51:14.280 --> 03:51:19.240
gone yes sir Ezekiel she'll be mine I did not me to do that I didn't mean to

03:51:19.240 --> 03:51:23.720
push you I'm so tough you still won't sell

03:51:28.200 --> 03:51:30.200
Sir, I know you still want some popcorn.

03:51:33.200 --> 03:51:36.200
Eric is already back at work.

03:51:37.200 --> 03:51:45.200
Yo, Eric, if you keep this up, yo, big dog, if you keep this up, you are going to be getting a raised stack.

03:51:50.200 --> 03:51:51.200
Let him do his thing.

03:51:52.200 --> 03:51:55.200
Let him do his thing. Somebody's waiting on some stuff.

03:51:55.200 --> 03:51:57.680
Axe is too tired and he's making Jacks look like he sucks.

03:51:57.680 --> 03:51:58.800
No joke.

03:51:58.800 --> 03:51:59.640
Shilly line.

03:51:59.640 --> 03:52:00.480
There you go.

03:52:00.480 --> 03:52:01.320
What's good?

03:52:01.320 --> 03:52:02.720
Mustard, there you go as well.

03:52:02.720 --> 03:52:04.080
I need some more hot dogs and some more.

03:52:04.080 --> 03:52:06.440
Oh my goodness, I am so sorry, Jamari.

03:52:06.440 --> 03:52:07.520
Let me get that clip though.

03:52:07.520 --> 03:52:08.880
I'm so sorry, Jamari.

03:52:08.880 --> 03:52:09.720
You like that one?

03:52:09.720 --> 03:52:10.560
Yeah.

03:52:13.480 --> 03:52:14.320
All right.

03:52:14.320 --> 03:52:15.160
I need some hot dogs.

03:52:15.160 --> 03:52:16.160
I need some popcorn real quick.

03:52:16.160 --> 03:52:17.160
Let me go grab that.

03:52:20.720 --> 03:52:22.520
Eric's a better worker than Keso.

03:52:22.520 --> 03:52:23.800
You done lost your mind.

03:52:25.200 --> 03:52:37.040
There we go. Hot dogs. Popcorn. There we go. What is that? What is that? How do I

03:52:37.040 --> 03:53:01.840
Jacks, we got- Oh, you are s- Jacks, we have- there you go.

03:53:01.840 --> 03:53:08.880
Let me get this restart people are waiting. Oh my goodness. I'm so ma'am. I am so sorry

03:53:08.880 --> 03:53:12.520
I did not mean to do that. I'm so you got that eight. I wasn't really that bad

03:53:16.520 --> 03:53:22.000
Hey, hey quick running. How you doing? You want ice in that? There you go. Thank you so much

03:53:22.840 --> 03:53:26.480
Okay, get that going get that going. Yes ma'am

03:53:26.480 --> 03:53:31.480
eliminate them and there you go as well. Thank you so much. Why don't the music cut off? What's happening?

03:53:56.480 --> 03:54:18.680
What was that?

03:54:18.680 --> 03:54:19.520
Is she okay?

03:54:19.520 --> 03:54:20.520
What's happening?

03:54:26.760 --> 03:54:28.280
Chad, I got a few in the next episode.

03:54:28.280 --> 03:54:30.000
We're probably gonna die.

03:54:30.000 --> 03:54:34.800
97% satisfaction rate.

03:54:34.800 --> 03:54:37.560
Oh my goodness.

03:54:39.520 --> 03:54:40.340
Okay.

03:54:41.360 --> 03:54:43.440
What an eventful episode.

03:54:44.400 --> 03:54:47.040
We hired a new employee.

03:54:47.040 --> 03:54:49.240
We got new pools.

03:54:49.240 --> 03:54:54.240
We got a jump zone, Stanky Shore certified jump zone.

03:54:54.280 --> 03:54:55.680
But on the other hand,

03:54:55.680 --> 03:54:58.760
the mafia has officially threatened our life.

03:54:59.800 --> 03:55:03.080
Next episode, we're gonna have new slides and stuff,

03:55:03.080 --> 03:55:06.000
but I also don't know if we're gonna die next episode.

03:55:06.000 --> 03:55:08.960
So next episode should be eventful.

03:55:08.960 --> 03:55:11.440
Eric is the MVP of this episode chat.

03:55:11.440 --> 03:55:13.640
W. Eric, actually.

03:55:13.640 --> 03:55:14.720
That is the...

03:55:17.040 --> 03:55:38.120
Chad, I don't know what's going to happen in next episode, but we are going to have to

03:55:38.120 --> 03:55:39.120
figure something out.

03:55:39.120 --> 03:55:41.120
We're going to have to defend ourselves some way.

03:55:41.120 --> 03:55:46.320
That was even though the mafia wants to kill us, that was a great episode no matter

03:55:46.320 --> 03:55:48.600
Why is the music still off? Hey

03:55:49.660 --> 03:55:53.880
W episode chat and great stream and I love y'all bro. Hey

03:55:55.200 --> 03:55:59.400
Precates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight

03:56:00.240 --> 03:56:04.840
Precate all the gifted subs don't know those bits follows in the course. I'll pre-sut all y'all for this hanging out

03:56:04.840 --> 03:56:10.400
Hey, you'll have a good rest y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow, and I'll see y'all Sunday ladies and gentlemen. Love me night

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Peace out y'all