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Momo with the five W. Momo with the five Isaac Panther."}, {"start": 227.18, "end": 233.18, "text": " Wasted Nico. Large Delaney vanilla."}, {"start": 233.18, "end": 239.18, "text": " Wah. Go wood phantom. May."}, {"start": 239.18, "end": 250.14000000000001, "text": " Clay W. Summers man. Appreciate y'all. Blue hoodie. I repeat. Blue hoodie. And if you"}, {"start": 250.14000000000001, "end": 261.02, "text": " don't believe me, it's just it's it's undeniable. That right there is indeed"}, {"start": 261.02, "end": 274.02, "text": " positively, magnificently, a good hoodie. I mean, not good hoodie, blue hoodie. I mean, it is a good hoodie too, but it's a blue one too, so we have to say it."}, {"start": 274.02, "end": 287.02, "text": " Yep. Yep. Shout out to everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10. Let me hear it, huh? How we do it on a scale of 1 to 10 up in here."}, {"start": 287.02, "end": 290.26, "text": " Yeah, so I'm gonna play a red dog. Thank you, red dog."}, {"start": 290.26, "end": 296.5, "text": " Uh, yo, I pre-saked that, uh, Raider W. Raider, thank you, Raider, pre-saked that."}, {"start": 296.5, "end": 299.14, "text": " Poopy with the five, thank you, Poopy with the five, pre-saked it."}, {"start": 299.14, "end": 301.5, "text": " How are we doing good?"}, {"start": 301.5, "end": 308.09999999999997, "text": " Are we doing good up in here today?"}, {"start": 308.09999999999997, "end": 311.26, "text": " Are we?"}, {"start": 311.26, "end": 318.26, "text": " Are we doing good?"}, {"start": 318.26, "end": 323.26, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 323.26, "end": 329.26, "text": " I'm good besides it being absurdly hot outside."}, {"start": 329.26, "end": 332.26, "text": " Like absurdly hot."}, {"start": 332.26, "end": 338.26, "text": " I'm talking horrifically hot."}, {"start": 338.26, "end": 343.62, "text": " Casos Latina main snack with the five huh?"}, {"start": 345.15999999999997, "end": 350.02, "text": " Thank you for the five gifted casos Latina main snack. Thank you"}, {"start": 351.38, "end": 355.92, "text": " Yo hood with the five w hood with the five as well. Thank you hood with the five"}, {"start": 356.9, "end": 360.96, "text": " Spoiled soup with the five as well. W spoiled soup with the five as well. Thank you"}, {"start": 362.14, "end": 364.14, "text": " preset that oh"}, {"start": 364.14, "end": 366.14, "text": " Yeah, I uh I"}, {"start": 366.14, "end": 369.64, "text": " I finished the back room's movie."}, {"start": 369.64, "end": 373.03999999999996, "text": " I thoroughly enjoyed my experience."}, {"start": 373.03999999999996, "end": 375.71999999999997, "text": " Not gonna lie, I thought it was great."}, {"start": 375.71999999999997, "end": 380.71999999999997, "text": " I was a little confused at the end."}, {"start": 380.96, "end": 383.12, "text": " Well, not was, I still am."}, {"start": 383.12, "end": 384.8, "text": " I still don't understand."}, {"start": 384.8, "end": 388.4, "text": " But I was a little confused at the ending."}, {"start": 389.71999999999997, "end": 394.56, "text": " And but other than that, great, great, great movie."}, {"start": 394.56, "end": 400.08, "text": " I really, I thoroughly enjoyed, I thoroughly enjoyed the"}, {"start": 400.08, "end": 402.56, "text": " backrooms movie, but again, it's the backrooms. There was"}, {"start": 402.56, "end": 406.96, "text": " really no universe where I was not going to like it. Let's just"}, {"start": 406.96, "end": 410.76, "text": " be honest. Yo, Ken with the five W Ken with the five. Thank"}, {"start": 410.76, "end": 411.84000000000003, "text": " you, Ken with the five."}, {"start": 414.64, "end": 415.8, "text": " Precinct that can"}, {"start": 417.48, "end": 421.08, "text": " it was good though. I enjoyed I did mess with that I might"}, {"start": 421.08, "end": 423.08, "text": " I might watch it again"}, {"start": 423.71999999999997, "end": 425.71999999999997, "text": " Not gonna lie. I"}, {"start": 426.08, "end": 428.08, "text": " thoroughly enjoyed"}, {"start": 428.52, "end": 433.14, "text": " That right there. I didn't watch the insulate movie to actually yeah, I need to watch that"}, {"start": 434.24, "end": 438.34, "text": " Big fast guy with the five W big fast guy"}, {"start": 439.03999999999996, "end": 442.96, "text": " With the five would you recommend it? Yeah, I liked it"}, {"start": 443.76, "end": 445.76, "text": " But everybody has their own taste"}, {"start": 448.91999999999996, "end": 450.91999999999996, "text": " So yeah"}, {"start": 451.08, "end": 468.15999999999997, "text": " Yeah. Yeah. I do it again. Resident Evil movie coming out. They need to let me play as Chris."}, {"start": 468.15999999999997, "end": 477.24, "text": " You think I'd play a good Chris Redfield? No. Absolutely would not. There ain't no way."}, {"start": 477.24, "end": 479.84000000000003, "text": " go mallard with the five W mallard with the five."}, {"start": 479.84000000000003, "end": 482.56, "text": " All right, go ahead and get them out of my sight."}, {"start": 482.56, "end": 483.40000000000003, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 485.92, "end": 487.68, "text": " Get them out of my sight."}, {"start": 488.96000000000004, "end": 490.40000000000003, "text": " The world is so stupid."}, {"start": 490.40000000000003, "end": 491.52, "text": " Well, that's great."}, {"start": 492.98, "end": 494.3, "text": " You love to see that."}, {"start": 496.48, "end": 497.32, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 499.04, "end": 500.52, "text": " The wordal warrior"}, {"start": 503.06, "end": 504.62, "text": " has half,"}, {"start": 505.6, "end": 506.44, "text": " half"}, {"start": 507.24, "end": 512.38, "text": " return right here right now."}, {"start": 512.38, "end": 515.0600000000001, "text": " You better believe it partner."}, {"start": 515.0600000000001, "end": 517.1, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 517.1, "end": 521.74, "text": " Word on warrior time, baby."}, {"start": 521.74, "end": 524.42, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 524.42, "end": 525.42, "text": " Well, Gigi."}, {"start": 537.24, "end": 542.24, "text": " Let's go stark."}, {"start": 542.24, "end": 547.24, "text": " Oh, big info!"}, {"start": 547.24, "end": 549.24, "text": " Stay with the five."}, {"start": 549.24, "end": 551.24, "text": " Okay, so the A goes in the middle."}, {"start": 551.24, "end": 555.24, "text": " That's, I guess, okay, info could be better."}, {"start": 555.24, "end": 563.24, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 563.24, "end": 565.24, "text": " huh"}, {"start": 567.4, "end": 569.4, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 576.6800000000001, "end": 580.6800000000001, "text": " Wait, no, I was gonna go beast but it can't be beast because there's no t"}, {"start": 585.08, "end": 587.96, "text": " Uh, I might honestly"}, {"start": 587.96, "end": 592.96, "text": " Oh, there's no R in it either. What am I doing?"}, {"start": 599.96, "end": 600.96, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 605.96, "end": 607.96, "text": " We-weezer. No."}, {"start": 608.96, "end": 609.96, "text": " Oh, not with the file."}, {"start": 609.96, "end": 619.2800000000001, "text": " I mean it could be it could start with a r"}, {"start": 619.28, "end": 637.28, "text": " Rezzi Rezu Rez?"}, {"start": 637.28, "end": 640.28, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 640.28, "end": 643.28, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 643.28, "end": 652.5799999999999, "text": " I thought it was a race. It can't be a race because there's no E. But it could have a"}, {"start": 652.58, "end": 678.0, "text": " double a. Oh, oh, oh, uh, uh, oh, uh, uh, a road, a road."}, {"start": 678.0, "end": 679.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 679.0, "end": 680.0, "text": " Hush."}, {"start": 680.0, "end": 681.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 681.0, "end": 682.0, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 682.0, "end": 706.04, "text": " Hush young sprout, I'm thinking here."}, {"start": 706.04, "end": 711.04, "text": " Hush, young sprout, I'm thinking here."}, {"start": 718.04, "end": 720.04, "text": " Shh, shh, shh."}, {"start": 724.04, "end": 726.04, "text": " Shh."}, {"start": 728.04, "end": 730.04, "text": " Let's try this."}, {"start": 730.04, "end": 737.04, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 737.04, "end": 741.04, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 741.04, "end": 752.04, "text": " No, it can't be S. It can't be S and an H because the answers go first."}, {"start": 752.04, "end": 781.04, "text": " Yes, sir, come on, man."}, {"start": 781.04, "end": 787.04, "text": " Shhh! I'm thinking."}, {"start": 805.04, "end": 807.04, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 807.04, "end": 814.56, "text": " No, I almost won a race."}, {"start": 814.56, "end": 815.56, "text": " You know what I'm going to do?"}, {"start": 815.56, "end": 818.56, "text": " I'm going to do a race just for info."}, {"start": 818.56, "end": 823.56, "text": " Big info!"}, {"start": 823.56, "end": 826.56, "text": " Brass."}, {"start": 826.5600000000001, "end": 836.24, "text": " What do I have to do with this?"}, {"start": 836.24, "end": 841.4000000000001, "text": " Brass."}, {"start": 841.4000000000001, "end": 845.5000000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 845.5000000000001, "end": 847.72, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 847.72, "end": 853.1200000000001, "text": " How many birthday did you leave with the 500?"}, {"start": 853.12, "end": 857.12, "text": " Happy birthday Lily with the 500 birthday Lily."}, {"start": 862.12, "end": 863.12, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 873.12, "end": 874.12, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 883.12, "end": 885.12, "text": " Let's go, baby!"}, {"start": 885.12, "end": 887.12, "text": " Get off me!"}, {"start": 887.12, "end": 889.12, "text": " Rose with the fire, thank you!"}, {"start": 913.12, "end": 925.12, "text": " That right there."}, {"start": 925.12, "end": 929.12, "text": " That right there."}, {"start": 929.12, "end": 932.12, "text": " Too easy."}, {"start": 932.12, "end": 934.12, "text": " Don't even say finally chat."}, {"start": 934.12, "end": 939.12, "text": " I was doing good bro."}, {"start": 939.12, "end": 940.12, "text": " What you mean finally?"}, {"start": 940.12, "end": 941.68, "text": " I was cooking in there."}, {"start": 947.0, "end": 949.04, "text": " Oh, they got hit with ads."}, {"start": 950.08, "end": 953.2, "text": " 14 minutes on crash, bro."}, {"start": 953.2, "end": 955.8, "text": " Well, the thing is, people come in here and say,"}, {"start": 955.8, "end": 958.48, "text": " oh man, the word was slopped today."}, {"start": 958.48, "end": 960.48, "text": " And it makes me think it's gonna be something crazy"}, {"start": 960.48, "end": 961.92, "text": " when it was something simple."}, {"start": 963.52, "end": 964.96, "text": " So you know what?"}, {"start": 967.78, "end": 969.1, "text": " Not taking the blame."}, {"start": 969.1, "end": 974.7, "text": " Still got it though. You know what else I got?"}, {"start": 974.7, "end": 988.7, "text": " sure do"}, {"start": 988.7, "end": 1003.7, "text": " sure do"}, {"start": 1003.7, "end": 1008.7, "text": " Jose with the 5W, Jose with the 5th, thank you."}, {"start": 1008.7, "end": 1014.7, "text": " Yeah, I think I saw that artist. Maybe thank you, artist. Thank you."}, {"start": 1014.7, "end": 1020.7, "text": " Chad, what else y'all do today, man? Y'all do anything interesting today? Huh?"}, {"start": 1020.7, "end": 1028.7, "text": " Did you do anything interesting today?"}, {"start": 1028.7, "end": 1029.7, "text": " Did you?"}, {"start": 1032.7, "end": 1033.7, "text": " Did you?"}, {"start": 1036.7, "end": 1038.7, "text": " My crush likes me."}, {"start": 1039.7, "end": 1040.7, "text": " Cap!"}, {"start": 1042.7, "end": 1043.7, "text": " Nah, I'm playing."}, {"start": 1044.7, "end": 1045.7, "text": " Congratulations."}, {"start": 1047.7, "end": 1049.7, "text": " 5,000 bits from lovers."}, {"start": 1049.7, "end": 1051.7, "text": " You're addicted to those car drops?"}, {"start": 1051.7, "end": 1052.7, "text": " Nah, they just help."}, {"start": 1052.7, "end": 1061.82, "text": " tell. No, thank you for the $5,000 of this, uh, Lovers Rock. Let's go with the five."}, {"start": 1061.82, "end": 1070.46, "text": " That's crazy. Thank you. W. S. For what the five? Yeah, you can brass. Thank you. Can"}, {"start": 1070.46, "end": 1076.7, "text": " you write a song for cheeky? Yeah. Let's sit with the five W. Let's sit with the"}, {"start": 1076.7, "end": 1081.9, "text": " five. Oh, yeah. Speaking of cheeky chat. If you go to use cheeky.com, I'm pretty"}, {"start": 1081.9, "end": 1088.38, "text": " sure cheeky is giving away five Starfords PCs and I think tomorrow was the"}, {"start": 1088.38, "end": 1095.18, "text": " last day for that so if you was gonna get some cheeky now is probably the time"}, {"start": 1095.18, "end": 1102.98, "text": " because cheeky is giving away five Starfords PCs W collab also right here"}, {"start": 1102.98, "end": 1111.26, "text": " Intel and Starfords is also giving away a Starfords not just a Starfords PC a"}, {"start": 1111.26, "end": 1118.86, "text": " a Starfords kitty PC buddy. Yeah. Yeah. You better believe it."}, {"start": 1118.86, "end": 1123.66, "text": " What are they doing that at? Live on stream tomorrow at 12 p.m. P.S.C."}, {"start": 1123.66, "end": 1128.26, "text": " So yeah, if you don't take a chance to win a queso kitty Starfords PC,"}, {"start": 1128.26, "end": 1131.86, "text": " pop over there as well. You're welcome. Don't say I never did nothing for you."}, {"start": 1131.86, "end": 1137.26, "text": " Don't say I never did nothing for you."}, {"start": 1137.26, "end": 1140.3799999999999, "text": " Don't say I didn't"}, {"start": 1140.3799999999999, "end": 1145.3799999999999, "text": " They'll blow, they'll even blow, man, you help y'all out!"}, {"start": 1145.3799999999999, "end": 1148.3799999999999, "text": " Goober?"}, {"start": 1148.3799999999999, "end": 1155.8799999999999, "text": " Oh, hey Kasey, you were watching Bad Drivers on YouTube yesterday, I thought I'd share that I recently got"}, {"start": 1155.8799999999999, "end": 1161.68, "text": " my hard copy of my license and nearly got key-bonged in my Jeep while driving to my county fair the other day."}, {"start": 1162.68, "end": 1168.76, "text": " The light on my end was green and a truck wouldn't stop to let me turn so yeah, that is crazy"}, {"start": 1170.5600000000002, "end": 1173.76, "text": " That is actually crazy. I'm glad you're good though"}, {"start": 1174.64, "end": 1178.64, "text": " You would know a crazy term dude for like a"}, {"start": 1180.88, "end": 1184.48, "text": " Vehicle ret t-bone bro who came up with"}, {"start": 1191.68, "end": 1196.88, "text": " Bro, does it be like driving sometimes, bro?"}, {"start": 1196.88, "end": 1202.1200000000001, "text": " And I'll like jump across, like make a turn, but I'm not about to get T-boned up in here."}, {"start": 1202.1200000000001, "end": 1205.0, "text": " It's like you don't even think about how goofy of a name that is."}, {"start": 1205.0, "end": 1206.0, "text": " T-boned."}, {"start": 1206.0, "end": 1207.0, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1207.0, "end": 1208.0, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 1208.0, "end": 1209.0, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 1209.0, "end": 1210.0, "text": " Is that not funny?"}, {"start": 1210.0, "end": 1223.28, "text": " Bro, I swear, is that not funny?"}, {"start": 1223.28, "end": 1226.0, "text": " T-bone steak is good though."}, {"start": 1226.0, "end": 1232.6, "text": " I mean, not gonna lie now, if I have to have a steak, I'm not going to T-bone."}, {"start": 1232.6, "end": 1237.6, "text": " Don't nobody feel, don't nobody feel like dodging around that thing."}, {"start": 1237.6000000000001, "end": 1238.44, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 1240.7600000000002, "end": 1242.0400000000002, "text": " Okay, Ben, appreciate that darling."}, {"start": 1242.0400000000002, "end": 1243.44, "text": " Thank you darling, thank you."}, {"start": 1245.2400000000002, "end": 1248.88, "text": " In case I went to Otacon in Washington, DC, August 1st"}, {"start": 1248.88, "end": 1251.44, "text": " and saw some of their cosplaying as you,"}, {"start": 1251.44, "end": 1253.0000000000002, "text": " didn't get a picture with them, but it was cool."}, {"start": 1253.0000000000002, "end": 1253.8400000000001, "text": " That is cool."}, {"start": 1253.8400000000001, "end": 1254.8400000000001, "text": " What is Otacon?"}, {"start": 1257.88, "end": 1259.16, "text": " Chad, what's Otacon?"}, {"start": 1263.96, "end": 1265.6000000000001, "text": " Chad, should I go to Otacon?"}, {"start": 1267.6000000000001, "end": 1273.3200000000002, "text": " It's an anime convention chat."}, {"start": 1273.3200000000002, "end": 1279.2800000000002, "text": " Should I go to an anime convention?"}, {"start": 1279.2800000000002, "end": 1280.2800000000002, "text": " Could you imagine?"}, {"start": 1280.2800000000002, "end": 1290.2800000000002, "text": " Chad, if I were to an anime convention, you pulling up?"}, {"start": 1290.2800000000002, "end": 1291.2800000000002, "text": " Convention?"}, {"start": 1291.2800000000002, "end": 1292.2800000000002, "text": " No, I'm not."}, {"start": 1292.2800000000002, "end": 1293.2800000000002, "text": " This is a joke."}, {"start": 1293.2800000000002, "end": 1294.2800000000002, "text": " I'm not going to an anime convention."}, {"start": 1294.2800000000002, "end": 1295.2800000000002, "text": " You copy me?"}, {"start": 1295.28, "end": 1304.24, "text": " I'm not going to know anime convention. You got me messed up. You got me you got me messed up."}, {"start": 1305.68, "end": 1311.76, "text": " Rose with the five. W Rose with the five. Yo Diana with the 2,000 bits. W Diana with the 2,000 bits."}, {"start": 1312.3999999999999, "end": 1316.24, "text": " Hey Kase, my birthday's tomorrow? Is it okay if I get a happy birthday? I don't think I'll be"}, {"start": 1316.24, "end": 1320.32, "text": " able to catch a stream but I'll try. L-O-L. Yo happy birthday Diana. Chat's on Diana happy"}, {"start": 1320.32, "end": 1325.6399999999999, "text": " birthday. Hey birthday Diana and lucky for you Diana. I'm not going to be here"}, {"start": 1325.6399999999999, "end": 1333.58, "text": " tomorrow. Chat my my best friend link of 18 years birthday was yesterday. So I'm"}, {"start": 1333.58, "end": 1339.3999999999999, "text": " taking a two day this weekend to go out and celebrate with my boy link. We're"}, {"start": 1339.4, "end": 1349.64, "text": " going to go out of town and do some stuff. That man is 30 years old. 30. My"}, {"start": 1349.64, "end": 1352.0800000000002, "text": " chat I start I looked in the mirror."}, {"start": 1354.68, "end": 1360.92, "text": " And I me and him talked about it the other day. I was like my best"}, {"start": 1360.92, "end": 1370.64, "text": " friends 30 years old. What does that mean for me? I was like, wait, what does that mean"}, {"start": 1370.64, "end": 1382.0, "text": " for me? It's crazy. Yeah. My other my other my other best friend is a mid almost mid 30s."}, {"start": 1382.0, "end": 1397.9, "text": " getting old just getting old so yeah chat um tomorrow we going out of town to"}, {"start": 1397.9, "end": 1402.94, "text": " celebrate Link's birthday and I'm gonna be back after tonight after tonight I'm"}, {"start": 1402.94, "end": 1406.06, "text": " gonna be back Sunday y'all know the drill just a little today y'all know"}, {"start": 1406.06, "end": 1410.7, "text": " how it goes hey Casper if y'all say I was gonna watch it for a while now can"}, {"start": 1410.7, "end": 1412.7, "text": " Can you give Timothy a happy birthday?"}, {"start": 1412.7, "end": 1417.7, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 1417.7, "end": 1421.7, "text": " Ha ha!"}, {"start": 1421.7, "end": 1424.7, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 1424.7, "end": 1428.7, "text": " That's not who I think it is, is it?"}, {"start": 1428.7, "end": 1434.7, "text": " Timothy!"}, {"start": 1434.7, "end": 1437.3600000000001, "text": " The kid from 60 Seconds grew up"}, {"start": 1441.48, "end": 1443.5, "text": " and has a fiance."}, {"start": 1446.5800000000002, "end": 1448.6200000000001, "text": " Let me find out."}, {"start": 1448.6200000000001, "end": 1450.14, "text": " I never thought I'd be saying this,"}, {"start": 1450.14, "end": 1451.82, "text": " but happy birthday, Timothy."}, {"start": 1451.82, "end": 1453.48, "text": " Shout out, Timothy."}, {"start": 1453.48, "end": 1457.3, "text": " Happy birthday, Timothy."}, {"start": 1457.3, "end": 1458.3, "text": " Appreciate that."}, {"start": 1459.78, "end": 1461.5800000000002, "text": " That's such an unserious name."}, {"start": 1461.58, "end": 1467.58, "text": " What do y'all think the most unserious name of all time is?"}, {"start": 1472.08, "end": 1476.08, "text": " That reminded me my best friend went to a convention dressed dressed as case."}, {"start": 1476.08, "end": 1478.58, "text": " So and met the voice of Leon."}, {"start": 1478.58, "end": 1480.08, "text": " Wait, really? 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I ain't investigating nothing!"}, {"start": 2235.0, "end": 2237.88, "text": " Look at how big some of these boulders are."}, {"start": 2243.88, "end": 2245.32, "text": " Then, Tom, what's up?"}, {"start": 2245.32, "end": 2249.32, "text": " Uh... d-d-d-d-d-uh..."}, {"start": 2250.84, "end": 2252.84, "text": " Did... did they survive?"}, {"start": 2259.84, "end": 2261.84, "text": " You never remember, can't I see?"}, {"start": 2263.84, "end": 2267.84, "text": " Thankfully, the driver of the damaged car escaped with their life."}, {"start": 2267.84, "end": 2271.84, "text": " They were taken to the hospital where doctors got them to a stable condition."}, {"start": 2271.84, "end": 2272.84, "text": " How?!"}, {"start": 2272.84, "end": 2273.84, "text": " Now!"}, {"start": 2280.34, "end": 2282.84, "text": " That is crazy!"}, {"start": 2286.34, "end": 2287.84, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 2291.84, "end": 2293.84, "text": " Car, however, was totaled."}, {"start": 2293.84, "end": 2295.84, 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"end": 2462.96, "text": " Okay, people, let's go."}, {"start": 2466.5600000000004, "end": 2467.1600000000003, "text": " Earth!"}, {"start": 2467.1600000000003, "end": 2468.5600000000004, "text": " Little Earth!"}, {"start": 2472.36, "end": 2473.1600000000003, "text": " What the..."}, {"start": 2473.1600000000003, "end": 2474.1600000000003, "text": " Out of here!"}, {"start": 2474.1600000000003, "end": 2476.1600000000003, "text": " How do you come out of here?"}, {"start": 2477.76, "end": 2484.76, "text": " What do you want him to do bud?"}, {"start": 2484.76, "end": 2485.76, "text": " Dumbass?"}, {"start": 2485.76, "end": 2493.76, "text": " You gonna sit down there to hit your car?"}, {"start": 2493.76, "end": 2494.76, "text": " Dumbasses?"}, {"start": 2494.76, "end": 2499.76, "text": " Bro, you can call in and relax."}, {"start": 2499.76, "end": 2500.76, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 2500.76, "end": 2501.76, "text": " Get a ladder."}, {"start": 2501.76, "end": 2502.76, "text": " Get a window."}, {"start": 2502.76, "end": 2512.84, "text": " You was not a no-hurricane."}, {"start": 2512.84, "end": 2518.1600000000003, "text": " Was our cameraman right to whip him to the oncoming lane and then yell at other drivers?"}, {"start": 2518.1600000000003, "end": 2519.1600000000003, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 2519.1600000000003, "end": 2523.4, "text": " He said fighter flight kicked in and he didn't feel like sitting around waiting for what he"}, {"start": 2523.4, "end": 2525.6400000000003, "text": " thought was a hurricane to pass."}, {"start": 2525.6400000000003, "end": 2530.92, "text": " Later, he learned that an EF-1 tornado had touched down near Hard Rock Stadium."}, {"start": 2530.92, "end": 2535.96, "text": " It caused a few minor injuries, triggered a fire, and tore the roofs off of several"}, {"start": 2535.96, "end": 2536.96, "text": " houses."}, {"start": 2536.96, "end": 2537.96, "text": " You would do the same thing?"}, {"start": 2537.96, "end": 2540.64, "text": " I actually don't know what I would do there."}, {"start": 2540.64, "end": 2546.12, "text": " Chad, would you just leave your car sitting in the road or would you just keep driving?"}, {"start": 2546.12, "end": 2548.12, "text": " I feel like I'd probably just keep driving."}, {"start": 2548.12, "end": 2552.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah, I'd keep driving a hundred percent, I'd keep driving."}, {"start": 2552.7200000000003, "end": 2557.44, "text": " The hard rock storm was one of three tornadoes to strike Florida that morning, even though"}, {"start": 2557.44, "end": 2560.44, "text": " most people think of hurricanes when they picture the sunshine."}, {"start": 2560.44, "end": 2567.2400000000002, "text": " This is the thing, if you're in a car, I feel like it's just as likely for it to take your car away"}, {"start": 2567.2400000000002, "end": 2570.2400000000002, "text": " if it's moving, that if it's not moving, it's not like a bus."}, {"start": 2570.2400000000002, "end": 2572.2400000000002, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2572.2400000000002, "end": 2576.64, "text": " Like, center of gravity really doesn't change that much, like if you're in a car."}, {"start": 2576.64, "end": 2582.64, "text": " Eight. Tornados are still common. Thankfully, most never exceed EF2 intensity."}, {"start": 2582.64, "end": 2589.64, "text": " Between 1950 and 2020, there were no EF5s and only two EF4s."}, {"start": 2590.44, "end": 2598.92, "text": " In the United States, we have devastating forest fires."}, {"start": 2598.92, "end": 2602.44, "text": " In Australia, they have catastrophic brush fires."}, {"start": 2602.44, "end": 2603.44, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2603.44, "end": 2610.04, "text": " On November 25th and December 2nd of 2015, a massive fire moved across South Australia."}, {"start": 2610.04, "end": 2616.4, "text": " It burned over 200,000 acres and caused over $170 million in damages."}, {"start": 2616.4, "end": 2617.96, "text": " God, Lee!"}, {"start": 2625.8, "end": 2627.84, "text": " Oh, I think I might have seen this one."}, {"start": 2646.4, "end": 2648.4, "text": " Run!"}, {"start": 2662.4, "end": 2664.4, "text": " Nobody was injured!"}, {"start": 2676.4, "end": 2703.1800000000003, "text": " Nobody was hurt!"}, {"start": 2703.18, "end": 2706.54, "text": " The fire had completely engulfed their trucks."}, {"start": 2706.54, "end": 2709.2999999999997, "text": " Burnover mode was their only option."}, {"start": 2709.2999999999997, "end": 2712.5, "text": " Unfortunately, burnover is the last word"}, {"start": 2712.5, "end": 2714.66, "text": " any firefighter wants to hear."}, {"start": 2725.66, "end": 2727.16, "text": " Where is Bro Gowen?"}, {"start": 2733.18, "end": 2744.54, "text": " Is the dude with the camera stupid?"}, {"start": 2744.54, "end": 2745.54, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 2745.54, "end": 2748.16, "text": " What do you want him to do?"}, {"start": 2748.16, "end": 2749.16, "text": " Why do you just stay there?"}, {"start": 2749.16, "end": 2750.16, "text": " Because I can't say nothing!"}, {"start": 2750.16, "end": 2751.16, "text": " Where do you want me to go?"}, {"start": 2751.16, "end": 2761.02, "text": " It's just a dirt on the screen!"}, {"start": 2761.02, "end": 2766.38, "text": " When firefighters enter burnover mode, they either slip into heat-resistant bags, or deploy"}, {"start": 2766.38, "end": 2769.38, "text": " protective curtains made of the same material."}, {"start": 2769.38, "end": 2771.9, "text": " It looks like thick aluminum foil."}, {"start": 2771.9, "end": 2772.9, "text": " They could have backed up."}, {"start": 2772.9, "end": 2776.54, "text": " Do y'all really not think there was more flames behind them, too?"}, {"start": 2776.54, "end": 2778.54, "text": " It was a wall."}, {"start": 2778.54, "end": 2781.94, "text": " Man, they lived, didn't they?"}, {"start": 2781.94, "end": 2782.94, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 2782.94, "end": 2788.34, "text": " Keeps them safe as the fire burns over their trucks or the immediate area."}, {"start": 2788.34, "end": 2794.34, "text": " Meanwhile, hoses will douse the trucks in water to keep them cool and not engulfed in flames."}, {"start": 2794.34, "end": 2798.34, "text": " Burnover drills are a last resort because they can't last forever."}, {"start": 2798.34, "end": 2799.34, "text": " Firefighters-"}, {"start": 2799.34, "end": 2801.34, "text": " I don't know about that."}, {"start": 2801.34, "end": 2803.34, "text": " Slaught."}, {"start": 2803.34, "end": 2808.34, "text": " Chad, we're sitting here in the comfort of your home, probably."}, {"start": 2808.34, "end": 2814.34, "text": " You don't know what you would do if you're in a fire truck in a wall of flame engulfed a truck, man."}, {"start": 2818.34, "end": 2824.34, "text": " You have to hope the blaze moves on and they're not left sitting in the middle of it."}, {"start": 2824.34, "end": 2828.54, "text": " Thankfully these brave Australian firefighters made it out alive."}, {"start": 2828.54, "end": 2833.54, "text": " Others weren't as lucky as the pinery fire put dozens in the hospital and burned down"}, {"start": 2833.54, "end": 2835.54, "text": " 87 homes."}, {"start": 2835.54, "end": 2838.54, "text": " YAH LEED!"}, {"start": 2838.54, "end": 2840.54, "text": " I P on the fire!"}, {"start": 2840.54, "end": 2842.54, "text": " We got a hero in here."}, {"start": 2842.54, "end": 2846.54, "text": " What you don't wear with no fees and free shipping on vintage."}, {"start": 2846.54, "end": 2847.54, "text": " Download the app."}, {"start": 2847.54, "end": 2852.54, "text": " We got a hero in here."}, {"start": 2852.54, "end": 2856.54, "text": " Helping little boys play."}, {"start": 2856.54, "end": 2863.54, "text": " Clarksville, Tennessee is a major city off Route 24, about 50 miles northwest of Nashville."}, {"start": 2863.54, "end": 2867.54, "text": " It's next door to Fort Campbell, home to the 101st Outland Division."}, {"start": 2867.54, "end": 2872.54, "text": " On December 9th of 2023, a tornado touched down on top of Fort Campbell."}, {"start": 2872.54, "end": 2876.54, "text": " Lord have mercy, that's at least EF3 right there."}, {"start": 2876.54, "end": 2879.54, "text": " No, EF2."}, {"start": 2879.54, "end": 2886.54, "text": " From Sabre Airfield, it passed through rural areas outside the city before intensifying to EF3 strength."}, {"start": 2886.54, "end": 2889.54, "text": " Never mind, I was right the first time."}, {"start": 2889.54, "end": 2894.54, "text": " That's when it crossed Highway 41 and smashed into some local businesses."}, {"start": 2894.54, "end": 2898.54, "text": " This driver had no idea he was heading into the eye of the storm."}, {"start": 2898.54, "end": 2900.54, "text": " Oh, pull up to the wind!"}, {"start": 2900.54, "end": 2901.54, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 2901.54, "end": 2904.06, "text": " Till it was too late."}, {"start": 2904.06, "end": 2908.86, "text": " Twenty-five-year-old Cameron was driving past the Wendy's on Tiny Town Road."}, {"start": 2908.86, "end": 2910.7, "text": " Ominous clouds loomed over him."}, {"start": 2910.7, "end": 2914.7, "text": " Tiny Town Road, this does not look like a Tiny Town to me, sir."}, {"start": 2914.7, "end": 2917.1, "text": " And light rain began falling on his car."}, {"start": 2917.1, "end": 2921.7799999999997, "text": " Then, out of nowhere, an electric transformer exploded."}, {"start": 2921.7799999999997, "end": 2926.3, "text": " Debris began falling from the sky as one hundred and fifty mile per hour winds battered"}, {"start": 2926.3, "end": 2927.3, "text": " Cameron's car."}, {"start": 2927.3, "end": 2929.14, "text": " A hundred and fifty?"}, {"start": 2929.14, "end": 2936.3399999999997, "text": " box exploded in bright blue sparks. Cameron said, nope, and turned down a residential street."}, {"start": 2936.3399999999997, "end": 2943.06, "text": " But that's when all hell broke loose. Cameron could hardly see 10 feet ahead as debris smashed"}, {"start": 2943.06, "end": 2948.58, "text": " his car and cracked his windshield. He's lucky he didn't strike any other vehicles as he raced"}, {"start": 2948.58, "end": 2952.42, "text": " beneath bending power lines. Yes, see right here, I don't think there's a reason to"}, {"start": 2952.42, "end": 2958.46, "text": " keep driving because you literally can't see anything and there's nowhere to go."}, {"start": 2958.46, "end": 2963.1, "text": " I think all you might be doing here is potentially hitting somebody. I think right here"}, {"start": 2963.54, "end": 2965.7, "text": " You'd probably just have to sit still right?"}, {"start": 2967.9, "end": 2971.78, "text": " He finally made it out of the danger zone and never looked back"}, {"start": 2971.86, "end": 2975.62, "text": " It's too bad the video has no audio or else we'd have let it play"}, {"start": 2975.62, "end": 2983.02, "text": " But I think the footage more than speaks for itself in the end our driver was fine a bit shaken up surely"}, {"start": 2983.02, "end": 2984.72, "text": " but thankfully uninjured."}, {"start": 2984.72, "end": 2985.92, "text": " That's crazy!"}, {"start": 2985.92, "end": 2990.42, "text": " The clock's little storm lasted over an hour and traced a 48-mile path of destruction."}, {"start": 2990.42, "end": 2993.12, "text": " It caused millions of dollars in damages"}, {"start": 2993.12, "end": 2997.32, "text": " and was one of the worst tornadoes to hit the city since the late 90s."}, {"start": 2998.82, "end": 3001.62, "text": " Jack, weather is crazy, bro."}, {"start": 3002.62, "end": 3004.92, "text": " On April 3rd of 2024,"}, {"start": 3004.92, "end": 3007.82, "text": " a powerful 7.3 magnitude earthquake"}, {"start": 3007.82, "end": 3011.12, "text": " struck the east coast of Taiwan near Hualien City,"}, {"start": 3011.12, "end": 3019.12, "text": " The county-level city, home to roughly 100,000 people, was just starting its day when the ground began shaking around 8am..."}, {"start": 3019.12, "end": 3020.12, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 3020.12, "end": 3026.12, "text": " A commuter on their way to work had their dash cam rolling when the earthquake struck the highway overpass."}, {"start": 3026.12, "end": 3033.12, "text": " Every car on the road shook like it was on a spring. The bus on our drivers left nearly toppled over."}, {"start": 3041.12, "end": 3048.12, "text": " Could you imagine being on a bridge when an earthquake hits?"}, {"start": 3048.12, "end": 3052.2, "text": " That is legitimately the worst place you would ever want to find yourself for earthquake"}, {"start": 3052.2, "end": 3053.2, "text": " hits."}, {"start": 3053.2, "end": 3055.2, "text": " I would be panicking."}, {"start": 3055.2, "end": 3061.4, "text": " Dude, I'd be like creeped out when I go over a big bridge anyway because I'm like, man,"}, {"start": 3061.4, "end": 3062.4, "text": " what if?"}, {"start": 3062.4, "end": 3063.4, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3063.4, "end": 3068.1, "text": " During a earthquake on a bridge"}, {"start": 3079.1600000000003, "end": 3081.1600000000003, "text": " Y'all got bridges in Arkansas"}, {"start": 3084.08, "end": 3086.08, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 3093.4, "end": 3116.0, "text": " As bad as it looks, the Taiwan earthquake could have caused a lot more damage."}, {"start": 3116.0, "end": 3122.1600000000003, "text": " In fact, only a handful of buildings collapsed in a city with tens of thousands of structures."}, {"start": 3122.16, "end": 3127.16, "text": " That's because Taiwan has been preparing for this moment since 1999."}, {"start": 3127.16, "end": 3128.66, "text": " W preparation!"}, {"start": 3128.66, "end": 3136.66, "text": " The Chi Chi earthquake, the worst in Taiwanese history, claimed 2,400 lives and leveled thousands of buildings."}, {"start": 3136.66, "end": 3143.16, "text": " Ever since, there hasn't been a building project in Taiwan that hasn't undergone strict earthquake testing."}, {"start": 3143.16, "end": 3148.66, "text": " All new projects like these highways are built to withstand powerful quakes."}, {"start": 3152.16, "end": 3160.56, "text": " On January 1st of 2024, a 7.5 magnitude earthquake rang in the Japanese New Year."}, {"start": 3160.56, "end": 3164.08, "text": " What's the top magnitude earthquake? Like what's the scale?"}, {"start": 3164.08, "end": 3167.08, "text": " Cheyenne with the 5, thank you."}, {"start": 3167.08, "end": 3171.58, "text": " 10, so I go scale it 1 to 10."}, {"start": 3171.58, "end": 3175.16, "text": " It struck just after 4 p.m. on the Noto Peninsula."}, {"start": 3175.16, "end": 3180.3199999999997, "text": " Okay, how many 10 magnitude earthquakes in human history has there been?"}, {"start": 3180.32, "end": 3195.1600000000003, "text": " The biggest one was a nine-pointer, so we've never had a tin magnitude earthquake."}, {"start": 3195.1600000000003, "end": 3204.1600000000003, "text": " The ground shook for 50 harrowing seconds, but that's not where the destruction ended."}, {"start": 3204.1600000000003, "end": 3209.0800000000004, "text": " The earthquake triggered a tsunami that took many Noto residents by surprise."}, {"start": 3209.08, "end": 3214.36, "text": " The Shiromaru district, which faces the bay on Nato's eastern coast, was hit especially"}, {"start": 3214.36, "end": 3215.36, "text": " hard."}, {"start": 3215.36, "end": 3219.64, "text": " Waves washed onto the streets, washing anything away that wasn't bolted down."}, {"start": 3219.64, "end": 3224.2, "text": " Dashcam footage from a parked car shows how violent the earthquake was."}, {"start": 3224.2, "end": 3229.08, "text": " In fact, this event was the most powerful tremor to hit the Ishikawa Prefecture since"}, {"start": 3229.08, "end": 3230.08, "text": " 1885."}, {"start": 3230.08, "end": 3236.2799999999997, "text": " It was also the strongest to hit mainland Japan since the 2011 earthquake tsunami..."}, {"start": 3236.28, "end": 3238.6200000000003, "text": " a 10 as impossible, cap."}, {"start": 3238.6200000000003, "end": 3240.78, "text": " He and nuclear disaster."}, {"start": 3240.78, "end": 3242.7400000000002, "text": " Buildings rock back and forth."}, {"start": 3242.7400000000002, "end": 3244.46, "text": " And those power lines look like they're"}, {"start": 3244.46, "end": 3246.1000000000004, "text": " on the verge of collapse."}, {"start": 3246.1000000000004, "end": 3250.46, "text": " On average, earthquakes only last between 10 and 30 seconds."}, {"start": 3250.46, "end": 3253.2200000000003, "text": " So people around Noto began to worry"}, {"start": 3253.2200000000003, "end": 3256.38, "text": " when this one eclipsed the 42nd mark."}, {"start": 3256.38, "end": 3258.1800000000003, "text": " Just when they thought they were clear,"}, {"start": 3258.1800000000003, "end": 3261.6600000000003, "text": " tsunami waves began crashing over the sea walls."}, {"start": 3261.6600000000003, "end": 3264.38, "text": " Water flooded the streets, carrying debris"}, {"start": 3264.38, "end": 3266.1000000000004, "text": " and other loose objects."}, {"start": 3266.1, "end": 3270.14, "text": " This poor tire shop owner probably lost his entire inventory."}, {"start": 3270.14, "end": 3273.7799999999997, "text": " The water even gets high enough to move our parked car."}, {"start": 3273.7799999999997, "end": 3276.1, "text": " Thankfully, it's not far."}, {"start": 3276.1, "end": 3278.8199999999997, "text": " From the rear, you can clearly see the earthquake"}, {"start": 3278.8199999999997, "end": 3280.98, "text": " leaving large cracks in the road."}, {"start": 3280.98, "end": 3282.94, "text": " Some of the pavement even pops up."}, {"start": 3282.94, "end": 3284.22, "text": " Man, appreciate that move, Blake, thank you."}, {"start": 3284.22, "end": 3286.98, "text": " It's a small example of how vulnerable we are"}, {"start": 3286.98, "end": 3289.06, "text": " to mother nature and how much damage"}, {"start": 3289.06, "end": 3290.3399999999997, "text": " she can do with ease."}, {"start": 3290.3399999999997, "end": 3291.18, "text": " True."}, {"start": 3291.18, "end": 3293.02, "text": " After some time, the camera cuts"}, {"start": 3293.02, "end": 3295.02, "text": " and the tsunami wave rolls in."}, {"start": 3295.02, "end": 3300.54, "text": " Like before, the street is full of debris, and at one point, our car even begins to float."}, {"start": 3300.54, "end": 3306.3, "text": " Thankfully, the tsunami was relatively small in comparison to others, and subsided soon after."}, {"start": 3306.3, "end": 3310.62, "text": " The Noto earthquake damaged or destroyed nearly 50,000 children."}, {"start": 3310.62, "end": 3312.94, "text": " Hey, I've never felt an earthquake before."}, {"start": 3312.94, "end": 3317.98, "text": " Homes. Most of them were full of families at home celebrating New Year's Day,"}, {"start": 3317.98, "end": 3320.86, "text": " which Japan recognizes as a public holiday."}, {"start": 3320.86, "end": 3343.34, "text": " According to the government, the earthquake will cost Japan over 17 billion dollars in repairs."}, {"start": 3343.34, "end": 3347.58, "text": " Lujo China is a prefecture-level city in Sichuan province."}, {"start": 3347.58, "end": 3353.18, "text": " In fact, it's known as the Liquor City and is famous for its alcoholic beverages."}, {"start": 3353.18, "end": 3357.18, "text": " I thought they were going to talk about the ones from Resident Evil."}, {"start": 3357.18, "end": 3362.38, "text": " Of choice is Baiju, a clear liquid distilled from grain with a 60% AVV."}, {"start": 3362.38, "end": 3365.22, "text": " That's a long chapter a long day."}, {"start": 3365.22, "end": 3371.16, "text": " On May 24th of 2023, a trucker was driving through the crowded streets of Lujo."}, {"start": 3371.16, "end": 3374.94, "text": " His bed was loaded with dirt and all he could think about was getting off his"}, {"start": 3374.94, "end": 3380.06, "text": " shift and enjoying a glass of Vigil. A random sinkhole decided to ruin..."}, {"start": 3380.06, "end": 3383.26, "text": " Wait, what is that? I mean, me some of that. Everybody going home to get that."}, {"start": 3383.26, "end": 3387.82, "text": " ...plans. Our dash cam follows the trucker as he navigates a busy road."}, {"start": 3387.82, "end": 3392.94, "text": " Then, suddenly, the back end dips, and the whole truck falls into a massive"}, {"start": 3392.94, "end": 3397.42, "text": " sinkhole. It almost pulls another car down with it. Our driver takes a few"}, {"start": 3397.42, "end": 3400.2200000000003, "text": " moments to collect himself before popping the door open."}, {"start": 3404.94, "end": 3408.98, "text": " Hey, at least that truck was on a whole bunch of dirt."}, {"start": 3408.98, "end": 3411.2200000000003, "text": " They could already feel that thing back in immediately."}, {"start": 3414.7200000000003, "end": 3417.7000000000003, "text": " Hey, that's like getting ran over by a car"}, {"start": 3417.7000000000003, "end": 3420.3, "text": " in a hospital parking lot almost."}, {"start": 3420.3, "end": 3422.26, "text": " Like all they got to do was jump the rest of that dirt"}, {"start": 3422.26, "end": 3423.46, "text": " and then they'd feel it."}, {"start": 3431.46, "end": 3434.46, "text": " You think they actually did that, Luke?"}, {"start": 3434.46, "end": 3449.82, "text": " What's up, all right?"}, {"start": 3449.82, "end": 3451.82, "text": " Ah, now they're gonna need a little bit more now."}, {"start": 3451.82, "end": 3455.78, "text": " At least the hole is partially filled now, right?"}, {"start": 3455.78, "end": 3460.7400000000002, "text": " According to reports, the sinkhole covered over 320 square feet."}, {"start": 3460.7400000000002, "end": 3464.2200000000003, "text": " Thankfully, our driver made it out safely and nobody else got hurt."}, {"start": 3464.2200000000003, "end": 3465.2200000000003, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 3469.7200000000003, "end": 3474.7200000000003, "text": " Lopuri, Thailand is a small city about 90 miles northeast of Bangkok."}, {"start": 3474.7200000000003, "end": 3482.7200000000003, "text": " It's home to roughly 58,000 people who, fun fact, share the city with nearly 5,000 crab-eating monkeys."}, {"start": 3482.7200000000003, "end": 3486.2200000000003, "text": " All crab-eating monkeys?"}, {"start": 3487.2200000000003, "end": 3489.2200000000003, "text": " They eat crabs?"}, {"start": 3489.2200000000003, "end": 3493.2200000000003, "text": " The monkeys were indoors on May 7th of 2020."}, {"start": 3493.2200000000003, "end": 3500.34, "text": " When a powerful thunderstorm moved over the city the local law Buri man was driving home from work as strong winds"}, {"start": 3500.34, "end": 3506.0600000000004, "text": " Pushed against the power lines on either side of the road once one fell they all came down"}, {"start": 3509.2200000000003, "end": 3511.5400000000004, "text": " Hey, did I do in the motorcycle survive hold on?"}, {"start": 3523.2200000000003, "end": 3553.0200000000004, "text": " Yo, Swole Duffling with the 25, get the W Swole Duffling with the 25, get the, thank you!"}, {"start": 3553.02, "end": 3556.02, "text": " W25 for real, I appreciate you."}, {"start": 3565.02, "end": 3570.02, "text": " I don't know if this is true, Chad, but can you get electrocuted in a car because the rubber wheels?"}, {"start": 3570.02, "end": 3585.1, "text": " I always heard that if your car gets shrunk by lightning, that it just like shuts the"}, {"start": 3585.1, "end": 3587.46, "text": " car off."}, {"start": 3587.46, "end": 3590.46, "text": " Am I tripping?"}, {"start": 3590.46, "end": 3605.06, "text": " The one I'm even asking y'all, y'all know nothing!"}, {"start": 3605.06, "end": 3609.26, "text": " Our driver, Anon C Fanon, said he was lucky to be alive."}, {"start": 3609.26, "end": 3612.18, "text": " A few more feet, and he would have been toast."}, {"start": 3612.18, "end": 3616.1, "text": " He did the smart thing and got off the road before the other set fell."}, {"start": 3616.1, "end": 3620.94, "text": " According to the CDC, if a power line falls on your car while you're still inside, you"}, {"start": 3620.94, "end": 3623.42, "text": " should stay put with the engine running."}, {"start": 3623.42, "end": 3628.1, "text": " The ground under your vehicle could electrocute you if you step on it while touching the car."}, {"start": 3628.1, "end": 3638.18, "text": " However, your car's outer shell 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3687.6600000000003, "end": 3688.7000000000003, "text": " It was January of 2-"}, {"start": 3688.7000000000003, "end": 3689.7000000000003, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 3689.7000000000003, "end": 3697.82, "text": " In 2023, even for a province in southern China, Guizhou can still get pretty cold"}, {"start": 3697.82, "end": 3698.82, "text": " in winter."}, {"start": 3698.82, "end": 3704.8, "text": " January 16th, it got so cold that a long slick of black ice formed over the BJ"}, {"start": 3704.8, "end": 3710.06, "text": " waning expressway. One person lost control and crashed, setting off a chainway."}, {"start": 3710.06, "end": 3712.06, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 3725.06, "end": 3727.06, "text": " Why'd you get out your car?"}, {"start": 3728.82, "end": 3755.06, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 3755.06, "end": 3768.74, "text": " That is actually like the craziest thing ever."}, {"start": 3768.74, "end": 3769.74, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 3769.7400000000002, "end": 3795.0200000000004, "text": " than I do."}, {"start": 3795.0200000000004, "end": 3799.2200000000003, "text": " It is crazy how many of these people just came within like two seconds of just certain"}, {"start": 3799.2200000000003, "end": 3806.6600000000003, "text": " death you can't tell from our dash cam but more cars keep adding to the pile"}, {"start": 3806.6600000000003, "end": 3811.78, "text": " eventually the expressway was locked in one of the worst traffic jams we have"}, {"start": 3811.78, "end": 3814.46, "text": " ever seen"}, {"start": 3817.0200000000004, "end": 3821.38, "text": " imagine being stuck in the back wondering why nothing is moving oh my"}, {"start": 3821.38, "end": 3825.6200000000003, "text": " goodness I bet they were there for like 20 hours luckily nobody got seriously"}, {"start": 3825.62, "end": 3830.5, "text": " during the pylon police eventually cleared the road and salt trucks came by"}, {"start": 3830.5, "end": 3835.74, "text": " to remove the ice by then it was too late maybe next time they'll salt the roads"}, {"start": 3835.74, "end": 3840.62, "text": " before everything turns into an ice rink that is you enjoy a zero and want to see"}, {"start": 3840.62, "end": 3844.94, "text": " another just like it be sure to click the link on screen now with that thanks"}, {"start": 3844.94, "end": 3848.5, "text": " for watching and we'll see you I think they got me with this one they got me"}, {"start": 3848.5, "end": 3852.5, "text": " with that one they got me with that one right there"}, {"start": 3855.62, "end": 3865.42, "text": " these hunters and she and times hunters messed with the wrong animals"}, {"start": 3885.62, "end": 3895.62, "text": " Russia thought they'd bag themselves a few wild boars."}, {"start": 3895.62, "end": 3904.9, "text": " Meanwhile, the boars thought they'd bag themselves a few Russian hunters."}, {"start": 3904.9, "end": 3915.7400000000002, "text": " I don't run now, they went back to the mound and said,"}, {"start": 3915.7400000000002, "end": 3920.94, "text": " yo, everybody group up, the 30 of us go run them off."}, {"start": 3928.94, "end": 3930.94, "text": " Yeah, G.G."}, {"start": 3930.94, "end": 3931.94, "text": " Yeah, G.G."}, {"start": 3934.9, "end": 3964.86, "text": " Wait, there's actually about 30 of them."}, {"start": 3964.86, "end": 3969.02, "text": " Wild boars can be found on every continent except Antarctica."}, {"start": 3969.02, "end": 3971.78, "text": " They can grow to between three and six feet long"}, {"start": 3971.78, "end": 3974.78, "text": " and can weigh upwards of 220 pounds."}, {"start": 3974.78, "end": 3977.78, "text": " On the large side, that'd be like an NFL linebacker"}, {"start": 3977.78, "end": 3980.42, "text": " charging you at 31 miles per hour."}, {"start": 3980.42, "end": 3982.54, "text": " Whoa, buddy, what?"}, {"start": 3982.54, "end": 3985.06, "text": " Three and six feet long and can weigh upwards"}, {"start": 3985.06, "end": 3987.1800000000003, "text": " of 220 pounds."}, {"start": 3987.1800000000003, "end": 3990.1800000000003, "text": " On the large side, that'd be like an NFL linebacker"}, {"start": 3990.1800000000003, "end": 3992.78, "text": " charging you at 31 miles per hour."}, {"start": 3992.78, "end": 3999.78, "text": " In most cases, they're considered a harmful, invasive species that pushes native fauna out of their natural habitats."}, {"start": 3999.78, "end": 4003.78, "text": " They're also known to ravage farmland and destroy property."}, {"start": 4003.78, "end": 4010.78, "text": " In the U.S. alone, they're responsible for roughly $2.5 billion worth of damage each year."}, {"start": 4010.78, "end": 4014.78, "text": " Gah! Lee! They be destroyed! Eek!"}, {"start": 4022.78, "end": 4026.78, "text": " That's why people are encouraged and it must be nice to be like an animal like that"}, {"start": 4027.5800000000004, "end": 4029.5800000000004, "text": " you and your homies just like"}, {"start": 4029.98, "end": 4033.78, "text": " Eating up 2.5 billion dollars worth a year of people's money"}, {"start": 4034.42, "end": 4037.32, "text": " And you just don't even care. You don't even know what that means. You just eat"}, {"start": 4041.6200000000003, "end": 4048.96, "text": " Well, that must be nice you doing all that you don't even know what you do we use out the straight eat everybody else is mad"}, {"start": 4052.78, "end": 4058.5400000000004, "text": " And sometimes rewarded to hunt them. The boars in this clip simply had other ideas"}, {"start": 4061.46, "end": 4067.86, "text": " Now a similar scene unfolded in the US when three hunters set out to curb the local boar population"}, {"start": 4067.86, "end": 4073.32, "text": " That's when one of them learned that these pigs have a nasty temper and a nasty bite"}, {"start": 4082.78, "end": 4084.78, "text": " Point blank twice"}, {"start": 4086.1200000000003, "end": 4088.1200000000003, "text": " T temper and a nasty"}, {"start": 4088.84, "end": 4094.92, "text": " You out there specifically hot and you miss it but you need to go back to the crib"}, {"start": 4096.68, "end": 4099.2, "text": " You ain't supposed to be out here, man"}, {"start": 4102.72, "end": 4104.72, "text": " Why you out here"}, {"start": 4104.72, "end": 4114.72, "text": " I'll pull eight blanks, Ski."}, {"start": 4114.72, "end": 4117.72, "text": " Got a side step."}, {"start": 4117.72, "end": 4119.72, "text": " Split up and go."}, {"start": 4119.72, "end": 4122.72, "text": " What's you doing, man?"}, {"start": 4122.72, "end": 4125.72, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 4125.72, "end": 4127.72, "text": " Motherf***er bit me."}, {"start": 4127.72, "end": 4131.72, "text": " I mean, I wouldn't do you trying to shoot at me twice."}, {"start": 4131.72, "end": 4133.72, "text": " I'm at least going to bite in for what he wanted."}, {"start": 4133.72, "end": 4138.72, "text": " run it. Gotta be messed up. I'mma leave you with some."}, {"start": 4138.72, "end": 4142.72, "text": " Oh yes. Look at that job."}, {"start": 4142.72, "end": 4146.72, "text": " Well hold up now. Don't show nothing now. Chill out. We don't, we don't twitch over here. Don't do that."}, {"start": 4146.72, "end": 4149.72, "text": " Prevented the boar from breaking the skin. He's lucky."}, {"start": 4149.72, "end": 4151.72, "text": " Oh it didn't break skin. We good."}, {"start": 4151.72, "end": 4157.72, "text": " Wild boars have an estimated by force between 200 and 300 psi."}, {"start": 4157.72, "end": 4161.72, "text": " That puts them somewhere between the average human and a wolf."}, {"start": 4161.72, "end": 4168.76, "text": " Wild boars are also known to carry at least 30 viral and bacterial diseases, rat lungworm,"}, {"start": 4168.76, "end": 4173.08, "text": " and upwards of 40 parasites that can easily transmit to humans."}, {"start": 4173.08, "end": 4180.360000000001, "text": " Lospagos parasite too. You're gonna get rat lungworm disease, hepatitis, and lospagos all in one."}, {"start": 4180.360000000001, "end": 4185.96, "text": " You are cooked. You're gonna turn into a flying beetle. You're gonna start eating people."}, {"start": 4185.96, "end": 4192.96, "text": " And other animals. If one bites you, you should probably get to the hospital as soon as possible."}, {"start": 4194.96, "end": 4197.96, "text": " When you stay with Choice Hotels, you get more of the experiences you value."}, {"start": 4198.96, "end": 4200.96, "text": " Book direct at ChoiceHotels.com"}, {"start": 4200.96, "end": 4201.96, "text": " Hey, Metta."}, {"start": 4201.96, "end": 4203.96, "text": " Take a photo."}, {"start": 4207.96, "end": 4210.96, "text": " Now, Black Bears are expert climbers."}, {"start": 4210.96, "end": 4212.96, "text": " I'll hate you!"}, {"start": 4212.96, "end": 4216.96, "text": " That's why you should never get vertical when trying to escape one."}, {"start": 4216.96, "end": 4220.96, "text": " But this hunter in Alberta, Canada wasn't trying to run away."}, {"start": 4220.96, "end": 4224.96, "text": " He was simply trying to get the drop on local game from a tree perch."}, {"start": 4224.96, "end": 4228.96, "text": " That's when this black bear tried to get the drop on him."}, {"start": 4235.96, "end": 4240.96, "text": " Jack, isn't that crazy how something that big can just climb like that?"}, {"start": 4240.96, "end": 4243.4, "text": " Look at how bro is standing."}, {"start": 4243.4, "end": 4246.32, "text": " He's standing like he's glitched off the side of the map"}, {"start": 4246.32, "end": 4247.44, "text": " or something."}, {"start": 4247.44, "end": 4249.08, "text": " You know how you play in a video game"}, {"start": 4249.08, "end": 4251.16, "text": " and you can kind of stand off a little bit to the edge"}, {"start": 4251.16, "end": 4252.44, "text": " and you're kind of floating?"}, {"start": 4252.44, "end": 4255.56, "text": " Bro is standing there like he's glitched."}, {"start": 4255.56, "end": 4257.68, "text": " How did they do that, bro?"}, {"start": 4259.12, "end": 4260.04, "text": " I'd pet him."}, {"start": 4262.8, "end": 4264.4800000000005, "text": " Not gonna lie if I'm that dude right there,"}, {"start": 4264.4800000000005, "end": 4265.4, "text": " I'm getting a pet in."}, {"start": 4265.4, "end": 4267.0, "text": " At this point, it's like,"}, {"start": 4267.0, "end": 4268.6, "text": " we had this similar conversation"}, {"start": 4268.6, "end": 4270.4, "text": " with another bear video while back."}, {"start": 4270.4, "end": 4272.94, "text": " It's like, bro, he's right there, you might as well."}, {"start": 4272.94, "end": 4275.0599999999995, "text": " You might as well get you like a patty in."}, {"start": 4275.0599999999995, "end": 4276.379999999999, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 4276.379999999999, "end": 4280.339999999999, "text": " Your oars with the fire."}, {"start": 4288.759999999999, "end": 4290.48, "text": " I thought bro was about to eat us."}, {"start": 4291.42, "end": 4292.759999999999, "text": " I hate you, dog!"}, {"start": 4301.16, "end": 4303.16, "text": " What's he doing?"}, {"start": 4314.58, "end": 4317.839999999999, "text": " Well, they just climb like it ain't nothing dude."}, {"start": 4317.839999999999, "end": 4321.16, "text": " Black bears use their curved claws to climb trees with relative ease."}, {"start": 4321.5599999999995, "end": 4325.0599999999995, "text": " However, unlike other tree climbing mammals that'll descend head-first,"}, {"start": 4325.06, "end": 4329.06, "text": " Black bears go hind legs first, as you saw in this clip."}, {"start": 4329.06, "end": 4332.06, "text": " As for the hunter, he did everything right in this situation."}, {"start": 4332.06, "end": 4335.06, "text": " No, he did. He could have, he did everything right except pet him."}, {"start": 4335.06, "end": 4337.06, "text": " He could have patted him too. Let's add that in there."}, {"start": 4337.06, "end": 4338.06, "text": " Okay, I can't be forgot."}, {"start": 4338.06, "end": 4341.06, "text": " Curious and didn't posture like he was ready to attack."}, {"start": 4341.06, "end": 4347.06, "text": " Therefore, remaining calm, even in the face of a black bear, was the smarter thing to do."}, {"start": 4350.06, "end": 4351.06, "text": " A bow hunter and a..."}, {"start": 4351.06, "end": 4353.06, "text": " Oh my goodness, we saw this one."}, {"start": 4353.06, "end": 4355.900000000001, "text": " this one. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4355.900000000001, "end": 4362.34, "text": " Mario Canada found himself in a far more dangerous situation while walking along a game trail."}, {"start": 4362.34, "end": 4367.580000000001, "text": " A black bear was coming right by the way chat. Just a quick little point. This just looks"}, {"start": 4367.580000000001, "end": 4372.18, "text": " like somewhere that you would die. This looks like if you were going to die it would be"}, {"start": 4372.18, "end": 4378.18, "text": " here. No joke. Like if you could imagine a place like I'm about to die. I would"}, {"start": 4378.18, "end": 4383.26, "text": " thinks like I'm about to die here this is looks like a death place a bow hunter in"}, {"start": 4383.26, "end": 4388.38, "text": " Ontario Canada found himself in a far more dangerous situation while walking"}, {"start": 4388.38, "end": 4392.820000000001, "text": " along a game trail a black bear was coming right toward him unable to move"}, {"start": 4392.820000000001, "end": 4396.900000000001, "text": " away the hunter got down between some logs and hoped the bear would pass"}, {"start": 4396.900000000001, "end": 4400.9400000000005, "text": " him by no serious injuries bottom left okay I know it sounds like this dude"}, {"start": 4400.9400000000005, "end": 4406.14, "text": " gets absolutely snapped into oblivion but no serious entries instead this"}, {"start": 4406.14, "end": 4416.14, "text": " I remember this one. I thought bro was gone. I thought bro was pushing up daisies. I thought it was over."}, {"start": 4429.14, "end": 4432.14, "text": " That's a big boy too."}, {"start": 4436.14, "end": 4443.14, "text": " Who remembers this one from the other day?"}, {"start": 4443.14, "end": 4454.26, "text": " I thought Bro was dead."}, {"start": 4454.26, "end": 4462.820000000001, "text": " I don't know if I said this the other day, Chad, but if not, I just had the thought come"}, {"start": 4462.820000000001, "end": 4463.820000000001, "text": " up again."}, {"start": 4463.82, "end": 4473.74, "text": " I wonder how many people or animals the last thing they ever saw was that right there."}, {"start": 4473.74, "end": 4477.86, "text": " Can you imagine how many not only like humans but animals in general the last thing they ever"}, {"start": 4477.86, "end": 4479.86, "text": " seen?"}, {"start": 4479.86, "end": 4485.299999999999, "text": " Like that's gotta be like a common like final death like scene."}, {"start": 4485.299999999999, "end": 4488.099999999999, "text": " Like right here."}, {"start": 4488.1, "end": 4511.620000000001, "text": " thing you ever saw. And it's like, I wonder what happened that made it to where like,"}, {"start": 4511.62, "end": 4514.0199999999995, "text": " Oh, I'm not gonna kill him. I'm just gonna leave."}, {"start": 4520.62, "end": 4521.42, "text": " F*** me."}, {"start": 4524.72, "end": 4526.22, "text": " Sure, it's not a long time ago."}, {"start": 4526.42, "end": 4527.92, "text": " Also, by the way,"}, {"start": 4528.42, "end": 4531.72, "text": " there's no way this dude ever went hunting again. There's no way."}, {"start": 4532.42, "end": 4533.62, "text": " Bye-bye, Meg."}, {"start": 4533.92, "end": 4534.92, "text": " Scared me, that guy."}, {"start": 4535.92, "end": 4537.62, "text": " Thankfully, the hunter was okay."}, {"start": 4537.82, "end": 4539.42, "text": " It's easy to look at these situations and-"}, {"start": 4539.42, "end": 4541.42, "text": " Oh, it's like a TWA, what would it be?"}, {"start": 4543.72, "end": 4547.22, "text": " Uh, I couldn't look at it with no hindsight, I wouldn't be out there in the first place."}, {"start": 4558.42, "end": 4559.92, "text": " It's just a panel!"}, {"start": 4569.42, "end": 4573.9800000000005, "text": " hiding in your closet, earn extra cash on vinted with no selling or shipping fees."}, {"start": 4573.9800000000005, "end": 4575.26, "text": " You ready to catch me when?"}, {"start": 4576.9400000000005, "end": 4582.22, "text": " This Russian hunter almost learned that lesson the hard way when a mama bear charged him"}, {"start": 4582.22, "end": 4584.7, "text": " after he'd gotten too close to her babies."}, {"start": 4584.7, "end": 4601.7, "text": " Bro's got his shlog out there with him, that he about to die!"}, {"start": 4601.7, "end": 4610.7, "text": " Bro, look!"}, {"start": 4610.7, "end": 4611.54, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 4629.54, "end": 4630.62, "text": " Is that Russian?"}, {"start": 4636.179999999999, "end": 4637.74, "text": " Okay, no wonder bro didn't shoot."}, {"start": 4637.74, "end": 4639.54, "text": " I was like, okay, this dude's like not shooting."}, {"start": 4639.54, "end": 4642.26, "text": " Dude's just like stone cold. No wonder I get it now"}, {"start": 4648.58, "end": 4650.58, "text": " Bro probably seen this five times just"}, {"start": 4654.18, "end": 4656.18, "text": " Bro got slept"}, {"start": 4657.94, "end": 4660.18, "text": " Bro probably seen this five times as weak"}, {"start": 4663.14, "end": 4667.64, "text": " You can hear the fear in his breath as he tries to relocate the bear"}, {"start": 4667.64, "end": 4671.64, "text": " Imagine not being able to see where it went in the thick woods."}, {"start": 4671.64, "end": 4675.64, "text": " She can move so fast that she could easily be behind him by now."}, {"start": 4675.64, "end": 4680.64, "text": " The bear was most likely bluff-charging him, which is like a mom's version of a warning shot."}, {"start": 4680.64, "end": 4684.64, "text": " She doesn't want to attack, but she will if the hunter doesn't back off."}, {"start": 4684.64, "end": 4687.64, "text": " In this situation, he did everything right."}, {"start": 4687.64, "end": 4691.64, "text": " He never took his eyes off the bear, nor did he escalate the situation."}, {"start": 4691.64, "end": 4693.64, "text": " Shooting it might only make things worse."}, {"start": 4693.64, "end": 4696.280000000001, "text": " The dookie dominator went to find you"}, {"start": 4698.88, "end": 4706.240000000001, "text": " Now we know that black gg climb but what about their brown cousins this hunter was also up in a tree perch when he made a"}, {"start": 4706.76, "end": 4711.92, "text": " Crucial mistake he had left his bag on the ground with his lunch inside"}, {"start": 4712.0, "end": 4718.0, "text": " This attracted a hungry brown bear who wondered if there might be something tastier in the tree"}, {"start": 4723.64, "end": 4725.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4740.84, "end": 4744.860000000001, "text": " Got a bear snuck a little kid right there look"}, {"start": 4745.780000000001, "end": 4750.06, "text": " The bear was like speaking a look acting like I didn't actually see him a little rap"}, {"start": 4750.06, "end": 4755.06, "text": " Like, boom, right there, trying to make it look like it didn't see you."}, {"start": 4757.06, "end": 4760.06, "text": " I killed her!"}, {"start": 4773.06, "end": 4775.06, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 4780.06, "end": 4782.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4801.1, "end": 4803.1, "text": " Had all"}, {"start": 4803.1, "end": 4819.5, "text": " No, let him sit up in the tree with you."}, {"start": 4819.5, "end": 4831.5, "text": " Let him hang out."}, {"start": 4831.5, "end": 4836.38, "text": " According to the hunter, he had his mace and weapon ready to fire if the bear got any closer."}, {"start": 4836.38, "end": 4837.9, "text": " Thankfully, it understood-"}, {"start": 4837.9, "end": 4840.1, "text": " Man, let him sit up in a tree, witch!"}, {"start": 4840.1, "end": 4842.78, "text": " Shen got down when the hunter asked it to."}, {"start": 4842.78, "end": 4847.46, "text": " Brown bears can climb trees, just not as well as black bears."}, {"start": 4847.46, "end": 4852.34, "text": " That's because brown bear claws are longer, thinner, and sharper, which are better suited"}, {"start": 4852.34, "end": 4854.1, "text": " for ripping fish apart."}, {"start": 4854.1, "end": 4858.34, "text": " They're also bigger than their black cousins, meaning it takes way more energy for them"}, {"start": 4858.34, "end": 4859.34, "text": " to climb a tree."}, {"start": 4859.34, "end": 4862.9400000000005, "text": " It's crazy how something that huge can climb a tree like that anyway."}, {"start": 4862.9400000000005, "end": 4866.38, "text": " They won't if they don't think whatever's at the top is worth it."}, {"start": 4869.34, "end": 4875.9800000000005, "text": " Now, it upwards of 1,500 pounds, the Moose is the second largest land mammal in Europe"}, {"start": 4875.9800000000005, "end": 4882.3, "text": " behind the European bison. They may look cute, but they can be extremely dangerous when agitated."}, {"start": 4882.3, "end": 4887.82, "text": " This Swedish hunter's close call proves how scary they can be, especially when they're"}, {"start": 4887.82, "end": 4889.82, "text": " charging right at you. Yeah."}, {"start": 4894.82, "end": 4896.42, "text": " Let's go about the mist soon."}, {"start": 4901.42, "end": 4902.92, "text": " Straight mist."}, {"start": 4904.0199999999995, "end": 4905.5199999999995, "text": " Now you're cut."}, {"start": 4905.52, "end": 4917.240000000001, "text": " If you sucks!"}, {"start": 4917.240000000001, "end": 4921.0, "text": " According to the Alaskan Department of Fish and Game, more people are injured by moose"}, {"start": 4921.0, "end": 4924.72, "text": " than by bears each year, while they'll usually flee when they're-"}, {"start": 4924.72, "end": 4925.72, "text": " Wait, that's water!"}, {"start": 4925.72, "end": 4931.0, "text": " They're known to get aggressive under certain circumstances, such as having calves nearby."}, {"start": 4931.0, "end": 4932.68, "text": " Most moose charges are bluffs."}, {"start": 4932.68, "end": 4940.16, "text": " However, on the rare occasion that they are attacking your best bet is to get behind something solid like a car or a tree"}, {"start": 4940.16, "end": 4945.320000000001, "text": " It seems like the hunter in this video got lucky. He blind fired a shot"}, {"start": 4947.320000000001, "end": 4949.320000000001, "text": " Moments before it attacked him"}, {"start": 4950.4400000000005, "end": 4952.52, "text": " Here are free your season it after that's"}, {"start": 4954.200000000001, "end": 4956.200000000001, "text": " They're watching us"}, {"start": 4957.320000000001, "end": 4959.320000000001, "text": " They're watching us"}, {"start": 4959.32, "end": 4964.12, "text": " Perchapps and Cabela's fall hunting classic are biggest hunting seal of the year."}, {"start": 4964.12, "end": 4971.719999999999, "text": " Popeyes has a brand new deal on your favorite tender for juicy chicken"}, {"start": 4971.719999999999, "end": 4975.48, "text": " tenders marinated in Popeyes whole Louisiana spices and hand-breaded"}, {"start": 4975.48, "end": 4980.44, "text": " horses. Never turn your back on your opponent."}, {"start": 4980.44, "end": 4986.04, "text": " It's true during a fight and it's true during actual targeted ads."}, {"start": 4986.04, "end": 4994.84, "text": " Animal encounters this hunter in Ontario now. I'm just a pop-up like that. I'm moose was ready to back down. He thought wrong"}, {"start": 5012.8, "end": 5014.8, "text": " You're cut"}, {"start": 5016.04, "end": 5018.04, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 5026.04, "end": 5028.04, "text": " We got Cody playing out of most of that."}, {"start": 5029.04, "end": 5030.04, "text": " Twenty yards."}, {"start": 5030.04, "end": 5031.04, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 5031.04, "end": 5033.04, "text": " Now he's coming closer."}, {"start": 5034.04, "end": 5036.04, "text": " I think he wants to fight Cody."}, {"start": 5036.04, "end": 5038.04, "text": " You think?"}, {"start": 5046.04, "end": 5059.04, "text": " Why is he actually doing that? Hello? He has a video camera here and whatever here."}, {"start": 5059.04, "end": 5069.04, "text": " Is he like actually trying to die? We got Cody to the bed to move us now, right?"}, {"start": 5069.04, "end": 5075.04, "text": " Cody's gonna what? We got Cody to the bed to move us now, right?"}, {"start": 5075.04, "end": 5085.04, "text": " 10 yards. Go to your moves. Watch out, watch out!"}, {"start": 5085.04, "end": 5101.54, "text": " Go to your moves, lost to the moves. Was that funny? Do y'all do this often?"}, {"start": 5101.54, "end": 5103.94, "text": " The men in this video did everything wrong."}, {"start": 5103.94, "end": 5109.18, "text": " Instead of backing away from the animal, they likely antagonized it by getting closer."}, {"start": 5109.18, "end": 5113.66, "text": " Here, you can see the man in green recording with his phone as the moose approached."}, {"start": 5113.66, "end": 5118.62, "text": " He almost learned the hard way that Mother Nature doesn't care about your viral video."}, {"start": 5119.82, "end": 5124.78, "text": " Unless bro was on like a cameraman never dies thing, and he thought it was actually real."}, {"start": 5125.82, "end": 5129.1, "text": " Now we all know how dangerous a wounded animal can be."}, {"start": 5129.1, "end": 5133.26, "text": " This Russian moose wanted to give everyone a scary reminder."}, {"start": 5133.26, "end": 5135.620000000001, "text": " Two hunters had been tracking the wounded animal"}, {"start": 5135.620000000001, "end": 5137.740000000001, "text": " in the forests of Yakutia, Russia."}, {"start": 5137.740000000001, "end": 5139.3, "text": " They eventually cornered it,"}, {"start": 5139.3, "end": 5141.9400000000005, "text": " at which point the moose went on the offensive."}, {"start": 5149.34, "end": 5151.5, "text": " Now I'm gonna see if she do the moose."}, {"start": 5151.5, "end": 5153.820000000001, "text": " The moose had so close opened fire inside"}, {"start": 5153.820000000001, "end": 5156.06, "text": " the mass thing he should Africa."}, {"start": 5156.06, "end": 5159.240000000001, "text": " What animals would you be most afraid of?"}, {"start": 5159.240000000001, "end": 5161.900000000001, "text": " Why'd I get the more chihuahua out there?"}, {"start": 5164.900000000001, "end": 5168.5, "text": " Elephants, elephants, hippos, crocodiles."}, {"start": 5168.5, "end": 5170.900000000001, "text": " While dangerous, these creatures pale"}, {"start": 5170.900000000001, "end": 5174.9400000000005, "text": " in comparison to the most anti-hunter animal in Africa."}, {"start": 5174.9400000000005, "end": 5178.1, "text": " The Cape buffalo, nicknamed the Widowmaker"}, {"start": 5178.1, "end": 5179.38, "text": " and the Black Death."}, {"start": 5179.38, "end": 5180.54, "text": " Death?"}, {"start": 5180.54, "end": 5182.38, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5182.38, "end": 5183.820000000001, "text": " Jack, y'all start calling me that."}, {"start": 5186.06, "end": 5188.06, "text": " Loki."}, {"start": 5190.06, "end": 5192.06, "text": " Loki start calling me that, actually."}, {"start": 5196.06, "end": 5198.06, "text": " Y'all cool with that?"}, {"start": 5200.06, "end": 5202.06, "text": " Bro, call me that!"}, {"start": 5207.06, "end": 5209.06, "text": " Death talk!"}, {"start": 5209.06, "end": 5215.1, "text": " responsible for more hunting fatalities than any other African animal. These two"}, {"start": 5215.1, "end": 5219.5, "text": " became another statistic when an aggressive widowmaker decided to teach"}, {"start": 5219.5, "end": 5222.26, "text": " them a lesson."}, {"start": 5234.38, "end": 5237.38, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 5239.06, "end": 5247.5, "text": " The second hunter ran off camera, then circled around the tree."}, {"start": 5247.5, "end": 5252.22, "text": " We believe he's the one who fired the fatal shot that dropped the buffalo and saved his"}, {"start": 5252.22, "end": 5253.22, "text": " friend."}, {"start": 5253.22, "end": 5256.34, "text": " African buffalo are known for their dangerous personalities."}, {"start": 5256.34, "end": 5257.34, "text": " They can be..."}, {"start": 5257.34, "end": 5258.34, "text": " Not a cue!"}, {"start": 5258.34, "end": 5259.34, "text": " Just panel!"}, {"start": 5259.34, "end": 5262.22, "text": " Crumpy and very unpredictable."}, {"start": 5262.22, "end": 5267.9800000000005, "text": " They're also equipped with razor-sharp horns and can run upwards of 37 miles per"}, {"start": 5267.9800000000005, "end": 5268.9800000000005, "text": " hour."}, {"start": 5268.9800000000005, "end": 5270.320000000001, "text": " Not as fast as me though."}, {"start": 5270.320000000001, "end": 5274.4800000000005, "text": " Danger is what makes them highly prized among big game hunters."}, {"start": 5274.4800000000005, "end": 5277.68, "text": " Would you try hunting one again after a close call like this?"}, {"start": 5277.68, "end": 5279.18, "text": " Big dog, what you mean again?"}, {"start": 5279.18, "end": 5280.9800000000005, "text": " I wouldn't be doing it in the first place."}, {"start": 5280.9800000000005, "end": 5282.38, "text": " I would want to see more just now."}, {"start": 5282.38, "end": 5282.9800000000005, "text": " You talk about..."}, {"start": 5282.9800000000005, "end": 5283.780000000001, "text": " You sure to click the link on that?"}, {"start": 5283.780000000001, "end": 5285.4800000000005, "text": " I'm stated to creep!"}, {"start": 5293.780000000001, "end": 5294.9800000000005, "text": " You talk about..."}, {"start": 5298.9800000000005, "end": 5307.620000000001, "text": " I'll stay in it to creep."}, {"start": 5307.620000000001, "end": 5313.14, "text": " I'm glad you don't go outside, wake up one day, streamer, queso, mauled by bear trying"}, {"start": 5313.14, "end": 5314.46, "text": " to pet it."}, {"start": 5314.46, "end": 5316.46, "text": " I do go outside."}, {"start": 5331.94, "end": 5333.94, "text": " I can say this though."}, {"start": 5337.32, "end": 5340.02, "text": " The odds of me, Haley with the five,"}, {"start": 5340.02, "end": 5344.02, "text": " getting in a situation to where a bear is petable,"}, {"start": 5344.02, "end": 5368.1, "text": " is like slim to none, like slim, but if the situation's there and it's a free pet,"}, {"start": 5368.1, "end": 5369.780000000001, "text": " I'm getting my pet in."}, {"start": 5369.780000000001, "end": 5372.26, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 5372.26, "end": 5376.3, "text": " I'm getting my pet in, buddy."}, {"start": 5376.3, "end": 5379.900000000001, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 5379.900000000001, "end": 5382.5, "text": " Yo, what was with the 500 bits?"}, {"start": 5382.5, "end": 5384.58, "text": " Hey, case today, my car got hit in the parking lot"}, {"start": 5384.58, "end": 5386.660000000001, "text": " while I was working inside, and the guy drove off."}, {"start": 5386.660000000001, "end": 5388.42, "text": " I didn't get a chance to crap my drawers"}, {"start": 5388.42, "end": 5390.06, "text": " for the insurance money."}, {"start": 5390.06, "end": 5392.14, "text": " Don't worry, though, I got witnesses and camera."}, {"start": 5392.14, "end": 5393.46, "text": " So I'm working on that check."}, {"start": 5393.46, "end": 5395.38, "text": " Yo, I hope you get that check for real."}, {"start": 5395.38, "end": 5397.14, "text": " Bring me off a piece."}, {"start": 5397.14, "end": 5401.14, "text": " That's crazy, though."}, {"start": 5401.14, "end": 5403.14, "text": " Appreciate that, uh, QDRK. Thank you."}, {"start": 5407.14, "end": 5409.14, "text": " Appreciate you, Cramp."}, {"start": 5409.14, "end": 5411.14, "text": " Lock in. Hey."}, {"start": 5411.14, "end": 5414.14, "text": " Is there moose in Arkansas?"}, {"start": 5416.14, "end": 5418.14, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 5418.14, "end": 5430.18, "text": " I'm the only person in here that lives here so I don't know don't nobody else in this"}, {"start": 5430.18, "end": 5433.18, "text": " whole chat live here."}, {"start": 5433.18, "end": 5439.18, "text": " Chad, you know what time it is, though."}, {"start": 5439.18, "end": 5441.18, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 5441.18, "end": 5450.18, "text": " You know what time it is."}, {"start": 5450.18, "end": 5452.18, "text": " Spooky."}, {"start": 5452.18, "end": 5454.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5454.18, "end": 5456.18, "text": " Juicy with the 5W Juicy with the..."}, {"start": 5456.18, "end": 5458.18, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5458.18, "end": 5460.18, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5460.18, "end": 5462.18, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5462.18, "end": 5464.18, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5464.18, "end": 5466.18, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5466.18, "end": 5468.18, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5468.18, "end": 5470.18, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5470.18, "end": 5472.18, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5472.18, "end": 5474.18, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5474.18, "end": 5476.18, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5476.18, "end": 5478.18, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5478.18, "end": 5507.740000000001, "text": " get you a doppy on Bubba because it be spooky time up in here."}, {"start": 5507.74, "end": 5516.94, "text": " one if you got you a dyke beyond. Good! You better. Because you're gonna need it."}, {"start": 5517.74, "end": 5523.54, "text": " Because you're gonna need it. What's going on? Wow!"}, {"start": 5531.139999999999, "end": 5533.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5537.74, "end": 5540.74, "text": " What's going on with my game, bro?"}, {"start": 5547.74, "end": 5548.74, "text": " Wait, hold up."}, {"start": 5549.74, "end": 5550.74, "text": " Wait, hold up."}, {"start": 5551.74, "end": 5552.74, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 5567.74, "end": 5582.3, "text": " What, hold on."}, {"start": 5582.3, "end": 5585.26, "text": " What I'm getting..."}, {"start": 5585.26, "end": 5587.26, "text": " Intel here."}, {"start": 5587.26, "end": 5589.9, "text": " Chill-Azard dropped a new game?"}, {"start": 5589.9, "end": 5594.9, "text": " Am I getting correct Intel here?"}, {"start": 5594.900000000001, "end": 5619.900000000001, "text": " Am I getting a till here?"}, {"start": 5619.900000000001, "end": 5620.900000000001, "text": " Oh, there is one."}, {"start": 5620.900000000001, "end": 5623.900000000001, "text": " Let me add that to Carl and play that Sunday."}, {"start": 5623.900000000001, "end": 5627.900000000001, "text": " That's a long one and we still gotta do boob looking at what we're doing that Sunday chat."}, {"start": 5627.900000000001, "end": 5629.900000000001, "text": " We gotta chill as our game Sunday, baby."}, {"start": 5629.900000000001, "end": 5638.900000000001, "text": " Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 5638.900000000001, "end": 5640.900000000001, "text": " That's what I'm talking about today."}, {"start": 5640.900000000001, "end": 5643.900000000001, "text": " I like me to chill as our game."}, {"start": 5643.900000000001, "end": 5649.900000000001, "text": " Yeah. Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 5649.900000000001, "end": 5654.700000000001, "text": " Yeah, new chill is our day. We play in that Sunday. Because remember, Chattis, my best"}, {"start": 5654.700000000001, "end": 5658.4400000000005, "text": " friend, being his birthday, gonna be gone till Sunday after tonight in case you"}, {"start": 5658.4400000000005, "end": 5664.820000000001, "text": " weren't here earlier. Gonna be gone till Sunday after tonight. I stay in central"}, {"start": 5664.820000000001, "end": 5671.820000000001, "text": " Arkansas, LOL. Bro, you can't just be doxing yourself up in here, man."}, {"start": 5671.82, "end": 5678.82, "text": " I'm going to get you."}, {"start": 5678.82, "end": 5679.82, "text": " Chill."}, {"start": 5679.82, "end": 5681.82, "text": " Wait, this is it, though, Chad."}, {"start": 5681.82, "end": 5682.82, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 5682.82, "end": 5691.82, "text": " How do I not hear about this before?"}, {"start": 5691.82, "end": 5693.82, "text": " I don't know what I'm gonna hear as y'all."}, {"start": 5718.82, "end": 5720.82, "text": " That's a fire hazard!"}, {"start": 5751.82, "end": 5752.82, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5781.82, "end": 5793.9, "text": " That look like it gonna be good."}, {"start": 5793.9, "end": 5796.38, "text": " Which most chill is our game on."}, {"start": 5796.38, "end": 5808.179999999999, "text": " So, lucky enough, now, Chad, it is time to get you to die beyond cause he's spooky."}, {"start": 5808.18, "end": 5810.18, "text": " Pizza, buddy."}, {"start": 5812.18, "end": 5813.18, "text": " Yee."}, {"start": 5815.18, "end": 5817.18, "text": " What am I getting there?"}, {"start": 5819.18, "end": 5821.18, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 5825.18, "end": 5827.18, "text": " What's happening?!"}, {"start": 5838.18, "end": 5845.18, "text": " Bloody burger man."}, {"start": 5845.18, "end": 5849.18, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 5849.18, "end": 5853.18, "text": " Get you a diaper on, Jack."}, {"start": 5853.18, "end": 5858.18, "text": " Cause it's spooky time up in here!"}, {"start": 5973.18, "end": 5975.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6033.18, "end": 6035.18, "text": " Walk in, buddy!"}, {"start": 6057.18, "end": 6059.18, "text": " Walk in, buster!"}, {"start": 6063.18, "end": 6066.18, "text": " Are you locked in?"}, {"start": 6074.18, "end": 6076.18, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 6089.18, "end": 6092.18, "text": " You got you a Di-Bio-Jack?"}, {"start": 6093.18, "end": 6121.66, "text": " The name of this game is Witness the Dark, Bloody Burger."}, {"start": 6121.66, "end": 6126.66, "text": " That's the name of the game, Rockdale."}, {"start": 6126.66, "end": 6132.3, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 6132.3, "end": 6136.0199999999995, "text": " I did not pick this game because I like burgers, okay?"}, {"start": 6136.0199999999995, "end": 6141.18, "text": " Let's get that, let's get that situated right there."}, {"start": 6141.18, "end": 6144.7, "text": " Some people go through their entire existence without ever glimpsing what hides in the"}, {"start": 6144.7, "end": 6147.38, "text": " darkness."}, {"start": 6147.38, "end": 6148.9, "text": " Others are less fortunate."}, {"start": 6148.900000000001, "end": 6158.14, "text": " become its witnesses. Today, we're going to tell you the story of Kate, a young woman"}, {"start": 6158.14, "end": 6164.460000000001, "text": " who on a perfectly ordinary night murdered several people in a little restaurant called"}, {"start": 6164.460000000001, "end": 6172.26, "text": " the Billy's Burger. At least that's how the story was told. Kate. Kate killed a"}, {"start": 6172.26, "end": 6183.54, "text": " bunch of people. Because Kate, she would tell it in an entirely different way, a story of"}, {"start": 6183.54, "end": 6188.34, "text": " missing children, of monsters hidden among men, and of a place where the darkness"}, {"start": 6188.34, "end": 6192.42, "text": " the state's stairs clearly, right into your eyes."}, {"start": 6192.42, "end": 6196.22, "text": " And have you opened their eyes?"}, {"start": 6196.22, "end": 6197.72, "text": " Realize we are one."}, {"start": 6201.02, "end": 6201.860000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6231.860000000001, "end": 6236.860000000001, "text": " way to start the game? Who is that?"}, {"start": 6236.860000000001, "end": 6239.860000000001, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 6244.860000000001, "end": 6247.860000000001, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 6247.860000000001, "end": 6263.860000000001, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 6263.860000000001, "end": 6266.900000000001, "text": " Yo mage with the fire."}, {"start": 6266.900000000001, "end": 6271.860000000001, "text": " It's so dark I can't tell what's going on."}, {"start": 6271.860000000001, "end": 6273.860000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6273.860000000001, "end": 6276.860000000001, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 6276.860000000001, "end": 6289.460000000001, "text": " I can't open the door turn a brightness of you right I can't gg"}, {"start": 6289.46, "end": 6293.46, "text": " Uh, Kate?"}, {"start": 6293.46, "end": 6297.46, "text": " Bat-o? You gotta go boo-boo?"}, {"start": 6297.46, "end": 6301.46, "text": " Who called?"}, {"start": 6301.46, "end": 6305.46, "text": " Hello, Kate. It's Dr. Freeman."}, {"start": 6305.46, "end": 6309.46, "text": " Hello, Dr. Freeman."}, {"start": 6309.46, "end": 6313.46, "text": " Kate, stop acting like a child. You're completely unaware."}, {"start": 6313.46, "end": 6317.46, "text": " Your mind is completely broken."}, {"start": 6317.46, "end": 6326.1, "text": " is completely broken, cow. You suffer from paranoia attacks, panic attacks, you're probably"}, {"start": 6326.1, "end": 6333.9800000000005, "text": " out of control. You're wiggly with the five w wiggly with the five. You can't trust anything"}, {"start": 6333.9800000000005, "end": 6341.74, "text": " you feel or anything you see your mind plays tricks on you constantly. And yet you accepted"}, {"start": 6341.74, "end": 6347.5, "text": " the FBI is offered to become bait to get the artist arrested. I'm completely"}, {"start": 6347.5, "end": 6353.04, "text": " against it. Your place is in a hospital. You have to get back to a hospital no"}, {"start": 6353.04, "end": 6359.0599999999995, "text": " matter what. Listen carefully. This is an order. Get back to the hospital right"}, {"start": 6359.0599999999995, "end": 6363.7, "text": " now and don't forget to take your pills. And the artist, aren't you afraid"}, {"start": 6363.7, "end": 6367.74, "text": " of reliving what he already puts you through? Let me remind you, you were"}, {"start": 6367.74, "end": 6370.74, "text": " is praying he tortured you mentally and physically for months."}, {"start": 6376.74, "end": 6380.24, "text": " Don't you remember everything you tell me all your attacks your visions"}, {"start": 6380.24, "end": 6381.24, "text": " everything you see."}, {"start": 6382.74, "end": 6383.24, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 6383.74, "end": 6384.24, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 6387.24, "end": 6387.74, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 6388.24, "end": 6389.74, "text": " I'm gonna do what I want to do."}, {"start": 6389.74, "end": 6391.74, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 6391.74, "end": 6405.42, "text": " This is the darkest game ever made I'm not gonna lie this is actually the darkest game ever"}, {"start": 6405.42, "end": 6410.42, "text": " There's no flashlight."}, {"start": 6410.42, "end": 6415.42, "text": " Hello, who are you?"}, {"start": 6415.42, "end": 6417.42, "text": " Kelly!"}, {"start": 6417.42, "end": 6420.42, "text": " Hey girl, you new here?"}, {"start": 6420.42, "end": 6423.42, "text": " You the one who moved into number 12?"}, {"start": 6423.42, "end": 6425.42, "text": " You really didn't choose well here."}, {"start": 6425.42, "end": 6427.42, "text": " You know where you ended up?"}, {"start": 6427.42, "end": 6430.42, "text": " Here, you're in Rufus' hotel."}, {"start": 6430.42, "end": 6443.82, "text": " you ended up here you're in Rufus's hotel. Rufus's, Rufus's hotel. Yo maze with the five."}, {"start": 6443.82, "end": 6450.74, "text": " Thank you. Everything's rotten. Everything's guilty. Everyone's bad news. Here people"}, {"start": 6450.74, "end": 6456.18, "text": " just want to swipe everything, steal everything and stab you in the back. But on the other"}, {"start": 6456.18, "end": 6460.04, "text": " hand if you need something you know what I mean you're looking for stuff sketchy"}, {"start": 6460.04, "end": 6466.08, "text": " stuff if you need info tell me above all don't freak out don't call the cops"}, {"start": 6466.08, "end": 6470.280000000001, "text": " okay okay yeah"}, {"start": 6473.280000000001, "end": 6478.92, "text": " is it part of the experience and I'll be able to see anything"}, {"start": 6486.18, "end": 6488.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6496.62, "end": 6498.62, "text": " Well, that's better"}, {"start": 6501.3, "end": 6506.240000000001, "text": " Chat what is DLSS in the graphics anyway"}, {"start": 6506.24, "end": 6508.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6514.84, "end": 6516.84, "text": " Said look there's a kitty down there"}, {"start": 6518.2, "end": 6521.28, "text": " Hey that pool of a little like a stanky short for"}, {"start": 6532.5599999999995, "end": 6534.5599999999995, "text": " Nina hey"}, {"start": 6534.56, "end": 6541.8, "text": " tell me could you help me out I'm in a jam you see I totally forgot my bag at"}, {"start": 6541.8, "end": 6546.8, "text": " the office so I don't have my car I don't have any cash so if you can help"}, {"start": 6546.8, "end": 6550.360000000001, "text": " me out with a few hundred bucks"}, {"start": 6550.360000000001, "end": 6557.360000000001, "text": " A few what?"}, {"start": 6557.360000000001, "end": 6561.360000000001, "text": " A few hundred?"}, {"start": 6561.360000000001, "end": 6566.360000000001, "text": " Ma'am, what you mean?"}, {"start": 6566.360000000001, "end": 6572.360000000001, "text": " I'm afraid I can't do that."}, {"start": 6572.360000000001, "end": 6576.360000000001, "text": " She talking about a few hundred?"}, {"start": 6576.360000000001, "end": 6579.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, y'all got a few hundred bucks just laying around give it to"}, {"start": 6584.84, "end": 6587.76, "text": " Come on not asking for much just a few hundred bucks"}, {"start": 6588.6, "end": 6590.6, "text": " Can't you see I'm hurting"}, {"start": 6590.6, "end": 6592.360000000001, "text": " What's your room number?"}, {"start": 6592.360000000001, "end": 6599.040000000001, "text": " Get lost move along. I wish you would rob my room. I'm gonna live a I live in room number 12 try"}, {"start": 6600.56, "end": 6606.080000000001, "text": " Try I live in room number 12 if I come back in my room has been"}, {"start": 6606.360000000001, "end": 6609.160000000001, "text": " Robbed? I know exactly where I'm going."}, {"start": 6609.160000000001, "end": 6610.76, "text": " I'm gonna throw you off this balcony."}, {"start": 6610.76, "end": 6612.8, "text": " I wish you would go rob my room."}, {"start": 6612.8, "end": 6613.64, "text": " Drive!"}, {"start": 6615.76, "end": 6617.4400000000005, "text": " Done, lost your mind up here."}, {"start": 6617.4400000000005, "end": 6618.880000000001, "text": " What room do I live in?"}, {"start": 6618.880000000001, "end": 6619.72, "text": " Twent!"}, {"start": 6622.120000000001, "end": 6623.52, "text": " Go pet the kitty over here."}, {"start": 6627.160000000001, "end": 6629.4400000000005, "text": " P.O.D., you just arrived to the stanky shores."}, {"start": 6629.4400000000005, "end": 6631.240000000001, "text": " Let me take a swim."}, {"start": 6631.240000000001, "end": 6632.080000000001, "text": " Know I can't!"}, {"start": 6632.08, "end": 6639.08, "text": " He can talk?"}, {"start": 6639.08, "end": 6652.28, "text": " Okay, you really think you're doing okay?"}, {"start": 6652.28, "end": 6655.0, "text": " His name's Willie the Cat."}, {"start": 6655.0, "end": 6657.92, "text": " You really think all this around you is real?"}, {"start": 6657.92, "end": 6662.0, "text": " You really think what Dr. Freeman says is nonsense?"}, {"start": 6662.0, "end": 6666.08, "text": " attacks are getting stronger. You see more horrible things. The smallest"}, {"start": 6666.08, "end": 6667.6, "text": " to serve a thing makes you jump."}, {"start": 6669.12, "end": 6673.36, "text": " Kate, you're talking to a cat. You're having a conversation with me. I'm a"}, {"start": 6673.36, "end": 6673.76, "text": " cat."}, {"start": 6674.92, "end": 6678.52, "text": " Face it, Kate. You're not here. You're still at the hospital drugged up"}, {"start": 6678.52, "end": 6682.88, "text": " throwing up. I'll always be here for you. The moment you see me come"}, {"start": 6682.88, "end": 6685.92, "text": " see the moment you see me come talk to me on this"}, {"start": 6692.0, "end": 6710.88, "text": " All right, Willie, W. Willie, okay, where am I supposed to be going here?"}, {"start": 6710.88, "end": 6711.88, "text": " I got other things to do."}, {"start": 6711.88, "end": 6712.88, "text": " Kate, we do not have none."}, {"start": 6712.88, "end": 6713.88, "text": " Who is this goober?"}, {"start": 6713.88, "end": 6714.72, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 6720.4800000000005, "end": 6722.4800000000005, "text": " It's Ruthless himself."}, {"start": 6725.0, "end": 6726.28, "text": " Oh wait, just give me a minute."}, {"start": 6726.28, "end": 6727.36, "text": " I can't believe my eyes."}, {"start": 6727.36, "end": 6728.92, "text": " An angel's come to my hotel."}, {"start": 6729.92, "end": 6731.56, "text": " When you see all the ugly mugs"}, {"start": 6731.56, "end": 6733.56, "text": " we rub shoulders with every day,"}, {"start": 6733.56, "end": 6735.8, "text": " makes me happy, you make me happy."}, {"start": 6735.8, "end": 6736.92, "text": " Okay, you're creepy."}, {"start": 6740.56, "end": 6743.24, "text": " By the way, if you like jazz, music,"}, {"start": 6743.24, "end": 6747.32, "text": " here, you know, me, I've got a room here, a permanent room."}, {"start": 6747.32, "end": 6748.679999999999, "text": " I'm the boss, you know."}, {"start": 6750.32, "end": 6752.24, "text": " So if you ever feel like having a relaxing moment"}, {"start": 6752.24, "end": 6754.5599999999995, "text": " one of these days, don't be shy."}, {"start": 6754.5599999999995, "end": 6756.5599999999995, "text": " Otherwise, all the papers signed by the guys"}, {"start": 6756.5599999999995, "end": 6761.32, "text": " who placed you here, I even got two months rent in advance."}, {"start": 6763.44, "end": 6764.719999999999, "text": " Okay, this dude's creepy."}, {"start": 6764.719999999999, "end": 6766.32, "text": " Get out of my face, Rufus."}, {"start": 6767.84, "end": 6769.54, "text": " I work at Billy's Burger."}, {"start": 6769.54, "end": 6776.66, "text": " To get to the Billy's Burger, you take the bus there right out front."}, {"start": 6776.66, "end": 6780.54, "text": " You get off at the first stop, you'll be right at Billy's Burger Street."}, {"start": 6780.54, "end": 6782.54, "text": " Okay, thank you, Rufus."}, {"start": 6787.54, "end": 6790.54, "text": " Chad, let's go to work at Billy's Burger, dude."}, {"start": 6791.54, "end": 6793.54, "text": " Where the bus stop? There it is."}, {"start": 6793.54, "end": 6800.54, "text": " All right, Chad, we're going to work at our job."}, {"start": 6800.54, "end": 6804.54, "text": " We're going to work at our job."}, {"start": 6804.54, "end": 6806.54, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 6806.54, "end": 6811.54, "text": " Oh, they're going to boss!"}, {"start": 6816.54, "end": 6818.54, "text": " Let's go to work, Chad."}, {"start": 6818.54, "end": 6819.54, "text": " Don't be shy."}, {"start": 6819.54, "end": 6822.54, "text": " We're going to work."}, {"start": 6823.54, "end": 6848.06, "text": " You all having a good night?"}, {"start": 6848.06, "end": 6851.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6851.56, "end": 6853.4400000000005, "text": " Was that a Gucci store? Hold up!"}, {"start": 6853.4400000000005, "end": 6854.88, "text": " Ha ha!"}, {"start": 6854.88, "end": 6856.88, "text": " Hey, was that a Louis Vuitton?"}, {"start": 6862.38, "end": 6864.0, "text": " Yeah, I have it a good night though."}, {"start": 6864.0, "end": 6864.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6869.68, "end": 6870.8, "text": " He keeps staring."}, {"start": 6870.8, "end": 6882.64, "text": " Wait, everybody's looking at me when I look away!"}, {"start": 6882.64, "end": 6886.64, "text": " Bruh, oh no, get me out of here."}, {"start": 6886.64, "end": 6890.68, "text": " I gotta go work at Billy's Burger."}, {"start": 6890.68, "end": 6891.68, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 6891.68, "end": 6894.68, "text": " Yeah, work out."}, {"start": 6894.68, "end": 6903.8, "text": " Yeah, we're cut."}, {"start": 6903.8, "end": 6904.8, "text": " We can avoid all this."}, {"start": 6904.8, "end": 6909.16, "text": " I'm about to get an insurance claim."}, {"start": 6909.16, "end": 6913.4800000000005, "text": " Chad, I'm about to get an insurance claim."}, {"start": 6913.4800000000005, "end": 6914.4800000000005, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 6914.4800000000005, "end": 6924.4800000000005, "text": " I'm destined to work forever."}, {"start": 6924.4800000000005, "end": 6925.4800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6925.4800000000005, "end": 6926.4800000000005, "text": " Billy's Burger."}, {"start": 6926.4800000000005, "end": 6931.040000000001, "text": " No, I'm destined to work forever"}, {"start": 6934.84, "end": 6939.040000000001, "text": " No Billy's burger"}, {"start": 6956.4800000000005, "end": 6959.88, "text": " Hey, I'm new here my name Kate"}, {"start": 6966.92, "end": 6968.92, "text": " Are you the manager?"}, {"start": 6971.200000000001, "end": 6973.200000000001, "text": " Tina"}, {"start": 6975.120000000001, "end": 6978.6, "text": " Sorry the service isn't open yet. You got to come back in a few minutes. Oh"}, {"start": 6979.4400000000005, "end": 6983.700000000001, "text": " You're here for the job. Is that blood all over the counter chat?"}, {"start": 6983.7, "end": 6991.46, "text": " Does that look like blood to y'all, but it looks like some blood not only on her shirt on the counter as well"}, {"start": 6994.139999999999, "end": 7000.16, "text": " Always can't job you right cuz yeah, yes can't job chat. Let me tell you okay. It's catch up"}, {"start": 7001.46, "end": 7003.46, "text": " We got nothing more"}, {"start": 7004.58, "end": 7011.22, "text": " You're here for the job. It's kind of because of me, you know cuz tomorrow. I'm off to rehab. You see oh, well, that's good Tina"}, {"start": 7013.7, "end": 7020.74, "text": " for real for real yeah it's my fourth one it's not exactly easy i'm making an effort but every"}, {"start": 7020.74, "end": 7026.9, "text": " time one bad night one bad encounter one bad guy i relapse but this time it's the real deal"}, {"start": 7027.7, "end": 7032.179999999999, "text": " so anyway urney urney that's the boss's name"}, {"start": 7034.74, "end": 7035.3, "text": " urney"}, {"start": 7043.7, "end": 7053.38, "text": " I do like Ernie Johnson, though, the basketball commentator on TNT, or what used to be TNT,"}, {"start": 7053.38, "end": 7054.38, "text": " I do like Ernie."}, {"start": 7054.38, "end": 7055.38, "text": " I like Ernie Johnson."}, {"start": 7055.38, "end": 7056.38, "text": " Ernie cool."}, {"start": 7056.38, "end": 7063.26, "text": " The boss of Billy's Burger, he needs to replace me, you see."}, {"start": 7063.26, "end": 7070.0599999999995, "text": " So I won't lie to you, it's a bad job that customers are all messed up, gross, crazy."}, {"start": 7070.0599999999995, "end": 7072.58, "text": " People often say the night's cool for working, but me?"}, {"start": 7072.58, "end": 7073.98, "text": " I say the night's creepy."}, {"start": 7075.14, "end": 7078.3, "text": " Anyway, Ernie, he's at the end of the hallway there."}, {"start": 7078.3, "end": 7080.14, "text": " You go to the end of the hallway, you open the door,"}, {"start": 7080.14, "end": 7083.38, "text": " you go past the locker room, and you got Ernie's office."}, {"start": 7083.38, "end": 7084.5, "text": " Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 7086.46, "end": 7088.54, "text": " Let's go talk to the boss, Ernie,"}, {"start": 7089.46, "end": 7091.5, "text": " where we're gonna earn our pay,"}, {"start": 7091.5, "end": 7092.94, "text": " because I got a job."}, {"start": 7094.94, "end": 7098.74, "text": " That kitchen does not look sanitary back there."}, {"start": 7098.74, "end": 7100.54, "text": " Can I take a look in the kitchen?"}, {"start": 7100.54, "end": 7105.86, "text": " I want to take a look in the kitchen that does not look sanitary back there"}, {"start": 7113.74, "end": 7116.28, "text": " Hey, mr. Ernie"}, {"start": 7124.86, "end": 7126.86, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 7126.860000000001, "end": 7133.860000000001, "text": " Mr. Ernie's a VCR collector."}, {"start": 7133.860000000001, "end": 7136.860000000001, "text": " He's living a double life."}, {"start": 7136.860000000001, "end": 7138.860000000001, "text": " Actually, that doesn't even mean anything."}, {"start": 7138.860000000001, "end": 7140.860000000001, "text": " How you doing, Mr. Ernie?"}, {"start": 7140.860000000001, "end": 7147.860000000001, "text": " That's the owner, huh?"}, {"start": 7147.860000000001, "end": 7154.860000000001, "text": " That's the owner?"}, {"start": 7154.860000000001, "end": 7158.380000000001, "text": " Come on, sit down. You're the one applying for the job. Tina's job."}, {"start": 7160.22, "end": 7163.500000000001, "text": " Listen, I'm going to make this real clear. Around here, it's real simple."}, {"start": 7163.500000000001, "end": 7167.18, "text": " You do what you're told, you keep your mouth shut, and you don't question anything."}, {"start": 7167.18, "end": 7169.34, "text": " And you don't ask questions. You just said that, sir."}, {"start": 7173.740000000001, "end": 7178.14, "text": " You serve the customers, you do good work. You just got to charm people a little, you know?"}, {"start": 7178.860000000001, "end": 7182.3, "text": " Customers like it when the waitresses are a little, uh, you know what I mean? Sorry,"}, {"start": 7182.3, "end": 7184.3, "text": " I don't know what you mean"}, {"start": 7189.84, "end": 7191.84, "text": " Can you explain what you mean"}, {"start": 7193.72, "end": 7200.14, "text": " Tina she's off that's so rude. I don't even work here no more. I don't even work here no more"}, {"start": 7200.14, "end": 7202.14, "text": " That's really how you're gonna talk about Tina"}, {"start": 7205.88, "end": 7210.08, "text": " She's off to rehab again, but you really think a dog's gonna stop barking. I don't think so"}, {"start": 7210.08, "end": 7214.38, "text": " Listen, Tina's going to show you how it all works."}, {"start": 7214.38, "end": 7218.96, "text": " You'll do a trial run tonight and if you do the job, you get the job."}, {"start": 7218.96, "end": 7220.66, "text": " Right behind you is the locker room."}, {"start": 7220.66, "end": 7225.74, "text": " Grab the outfit, put it on, and there you go, you're good to start."}, {"start": 7225.74, "end": 7226.74, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 7226.74, "end": 7227.74, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 7227.74, "end": 7228.74, "text": " Yeah, the locker room."}, {"start": 7228.74, "end": 7229.74, "text": " I know the locker room."}, {"start": 7229.74, "end": 7230.74, "text": " All right, get out of my face."}, {"start": 7230.74, "end": 7231.74, "text": " That is the add, this extra stuff in it."}, {"start": 7231.74, "end": 7232.74, "text": " That's the biggest basketball I've ever seen."}, {"start": 7232.74, "end": 7234.58, "text": " You're adding this extra stuff in it."}, {"start": 7234.58, "end": 7237.42, "text": " That's the biggest basketball I've ever seen."}, {"start": 7243.139999999999, "end": 7244.46, "text": " Got my costume on."}, {"start": 7261.179999999999, "end": 7262.0199999999995, "text": " I don't wanna."}, {"start": 7262.74, "end": 7264.34, "text": " I don't want to work here anymore."}, {"start": 7269.0599999999995, "end": 7270.98, "text": " Chad, I don't think I want to work here no more."}, {"start": 7274.98, "end": 7277.78, "text": " What would outfit get you so well? You look, you didn't."}, {"start": 7278.74, "end": 7281.94, "text": " The customers are going to love it. Okay, yeah, let's go home."}, {"start": 7283.46, "end": 7285.38, "text": " Chad, I think I'm good off this job here."}, {"start": 7289.38, "end": 7292.179999999999, "text": " Listen to me, I'm totally useless in explaining things."}, {"start": 7292.18, "end": 7293.820000000001, "text": " I didn't go to school much."}, {"start": 7294.9800000000005, "end": 7295.820000000001, "text": " It's real simple."}, {"start": 7295.820000000001, "end": 7298.02, "text": " You grab some trays, you got cups for drinks,"}, {"start": 7298.02, "end": 7300.820000000001, "text": " you got cups for coffee, you take the customer's orders."}, {"start": 7302.16, "end": 7304.06, "text": " The kitchen, there's Toby."}, {"start": 7304.06, "end": 7307.06, "text": " Above all, Toby, he doesn't want anyone in his kitchen."}, {"start": 7309.38, "end": 7310.9400000000005, "text": " Don't ask me why, I can't tell you."}, {"start": 7310.9400000000005, "end": 7312.5, "text": " It's part of the company's secrets."}, {"start": 7312.5, "end": 7315.700000000001, "text": " I can tell you why the kitchen looks nasty."}, {"start": 7318.66, "end": 7321.46, "text": " So Toby never talked to him, never go in his kitchen."}, {"start": 7321.46, "end": 7324.8, "text": " It's very important what I'm telling you here."}, {"start": 7324.8, "end": 7326.44, "text": " You got a big board with big buttons."}, {"start": 7326.44, "end": 7328.24, "text": " When people order stuff, you press the buttons,"}, {"start": 7328.24, "end": 7329.1, "text": " everything's marked."}, {"start": 7329.1, "end": 7331.16, "text": " Toby's going to make it, he'll pass it through the shoot."}, {"start": 7331.16, "end": 7334.28, "text": " You pick it up, you put it on the tray."}, {"start": 7334.28, "end": 7335.72, "text": " Anyone can do this job."}, {"start": 7335.72, "end": 7337.6, "text": " Look at me, I do it just fine."}, {"start": 7337.6, "end": 7339.24, "text": " Don't say that about yourself, Tina."}, {"start": 7341.68, "end": 7343.24, "text": " All right, I'll let you get started."}, {"start": 7343.24, "end": 7344.68, "text": " There's a customer who's arrived."}, {"start": 7347.2, "end": 7349.32, "text": " How can I help you?"}, {"start": 7349.32, "end": 7350.84, "text": " What you want, Margaret?"}, {"start": 7351.46, "end": 7354.66, "text": " Hello, ma'am. I think that was you earlier on the bus."}, {"start": 7354.66, "end": 7357.96, "text": " Did you see that man? He looked strange. Next to you on your right."}, {"start": 7357.96, "end": 7360.96, "text": " He kept staring at you the whole time. I did see that."}, {"start": 7362.96, "end": 7365.96, "text": " You gotta be really careful right now. There's a lot of children going missing."}, {"start": 7366.96, "end": 7370.96, "text": " Actually, my little sister, Ginny, she disappeared. R.I.P. Ginny."}, {"start": 7372.96, "end": 7375.96, "text": " My parents are in Europe. They're on a trip. They let the two of us home alone."}, {"start": 7375.96, "end": 7378.96, "text": " But for two days now Ginny hasn't come back from school."}, {"start": 7378.96, "end": 7381.96, "text": " Wait, what? And you're not panicking?"}, {"start": 7387.96, "end": 7388.96, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 7392.96, "end": 7394.96, "text": " You haven't seen her?"}, {"start": 7394.96, "end": 7398.96, "text": " She's always dressed in red. She's got a little police track suit."}, {"start": 7399.96, "end": 7402.96, "text": " If you see Jay tell her to come home."}, {"start": 7402.96, "end": 7407.96, "text": " I haven't called my parents yet and I'm scared to go to the police. It's not my fault."}, {"start": 7407.96, "end": 7418.76, "text": " you haven't went to the police your sister's been missing for two days and"}, {"start": 7418.76, "end": 7423.2, "text": " you ain't called the police or your parents"}, {"start": 7425.04, "end": 7434.4, "text": " dude what I gotta grab something to eat I'm gonna keep looking for Jenny I'd like"}, {"start": 7434.400000000001, "end": 7444.240000000001, "text": " a chicken burger lemon please a what-huh who what-huh a what a chicken burger"}, {"start": 7444.240000000001, "end": 7453.72, "text": " lemon first off it's a chicken sandwich second off where does the lemon come in"}, {"start": 7453.72, "end": 7464.040000000001, "text": " hello and welcome to McDonald's would you like a beast sugar no please I just"}, {"start": 7464.04, "end": 7466.2, "text": " I just want to see my family again."}, {"start": 7466.2, "end": 7467.5199999999995, "text": " Chicken again."}, {"start": 7470.0, "end": 7473.08, "text": " Hey, we're probably a chicken sandwich, Toby."}, {"start": 7473.08, "end": 7474.38, "text": " Oh, that was quick."}, {"start": 7478.5199999999995, "end": 7479.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7479.44, "end": 7481.22, "text": " Oh, limit is the drain."}, {"start": 7482.92, "end": 7484.28, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 7484.28, "end": 7485.32, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 7489.64, "end": 7491.16, "text": " Hey, that looked kind of nasty in there."}, {"start": 7491.16, "end": 7492.0, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 7492.0, "end": 7493.0199999999995, "text": " What was?"}, {"start": 7493.02, "end": 7493.860000000001, "text": " No lid?"}, {"start": 7497.320000000001, "end": 7500.9800000000005, "text": " Chicken sandwich, yo, I'm not gonna lie, Toby."}, {"start": 7500.9800000000005, "end": 7502.900000000001, "text": " You whipped that up in like five seconds"}, {"start": 7502.900000000001, "end": 7503.820000000001, "text": " and it looked pretty good."}, {"start": 7503.820000000001, "end": 7506.820000000001, "text": " Yo, wait a minute, Toby might be cooking, like literally."}, {"start": 7509.38, "end": 7512.160000000001, "text": " Here you go, hope you enjoy your chicken sandwich."}, {"start": 7514.42, "end": 7516.580000000001, "text": " Am I doing good, Tina?"}, {"start": 7516.580000000001, "end": 7518.34, "text": " Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 7518.34, "end": 7519.18, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7523.02, "end": 7528.02, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 7528.02, "end": 7533.02, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 7533.02, "end": 7537.02, "text": " Let me throw this trash away, yo, Tina."}, {"start": 7537.02, "end": 7538.02, "text": " What do I do with the..."}, {"start": 7538.02, "end": 7540.02, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 7540.02, "end": 7543.02, "text": " Did I throw the whole trash away?"}, {"start": 7543.02, "end": 7545.02, "text": " Wait, Tina."}, {"start": 7545.02, "end": 7547.02, "text": " Do I gotta do this too, Tina?"}, {"start": 7547.02, "end": 7548.02, "text": " Can you help?"}, {"start": 7548.02, "end": 7552.02, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7552.02, "end": 7557.02, "text": " I've got other things to do. I don't know where to... Tina!"}, {"start": 7559.02, "end": 7562.02, "text": " Ernie, what do I do with the truck?"}, {"start": 7566.02, "end": 7569.02, "text": " I don't know what to do with the trash, Tina!"}, {"start": 7570.02, "end": 7572.02, "text": " Tina, help!"}, {"start": 7572.02, "end": 7574.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7602.02, "end": 7604.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7604.02, "end": 7606.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7606.02, "end": 7608.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7610.02, "end": 7612.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7615.02, "end": 7617.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7622.02, "end": 7624.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7624.02, "end": 7631.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7631.02, "end": 7644.540000000001, "text": " We'll see you in court, that was from Cod Zombies."}, {"start": 7644.540000000001, "end": 7648.9400000000005, "text": " That was when you get the teddy bear out of the box and Cod Zombies."}, {"start": 7648.9400000000005, "end": 7650.9400000000005, "text": " Nitro with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 7650.9400000000005, "end": 7653.9400000000005, "text": " So I'm gonna collect two of those."}, {"start": 7656.9400000000005, "end": 7658.9400000000005, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 7667.9400000000005, "end": 7671.9400000000005, "text": " So Chad, if we ever see Willie again, we can't talk to Willie."}, {"start": 7671.9400000000005, "end": 7673.9400000000005, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 7680.9400000000005, "end": 7683.9400000000005, "text": " Check the compass. Don't tell me what I said."}, {"start": 7683.9400000000005, "end": 7685.9400000000005, "text": " I'll wait, does it?"}, {"start": 7707.9400000000005, "end": 7709.9400000000005, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 7710.9400000000005, "end": 7718.820000000001, "text": " Hey, we could have done without that. I'm not gonna lie. What was that oh?"}, {"start": 7721.620000000001, "end": 7725.8, "text": " Boy Kate this time you've really pushed it way too far. What is he talking about?"}, {"start": 7726.860000000001, "end": 7731.38, "text": " Bro, I'm working at Billy's burger. I'm not even doing nothing"}, {"start": 7736.460000000001, "end": 7740.500000000001, "text": " I don't know how but I've got a message for you apparently it's a message from the children"}, {"start": 7740.9400000000005, "end": 7744.9400000000005, "text": " The message says the following. You have to steal the keys that are on Ernie's desk."}, {"start": 7744.9400000000005, "end": 7747.9400000000005, "text": " You have to go down to the basement."}, {"start": 7747.9400000000005, "end": 7751.9400000000005, "text": " You have to uncover the truth and bring it to light."}, {"start": 7751.9400000000005, "end": 7757.9400000000005, "text": " I don't have any more information. I don't know if this message exists. I'm a cat."}, {"start": 7757.9400000000005, "end": 7758.9400000000005, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 7758.9400000000005, "end": 7763.9400000000005, "text": " That is weird. Why is there like kids toys and clothes back here?"}, {"start": 7763.9400000000005, "end": 7765.9400000000005, "text": " That's the basement."}, {"start": 7765.9400000000005, "end": 7769.9400000000005, "text": " Keys from Ernie's desk."}, {"start": 7769.9400000000005, "end": 7774.9400000000005, "text": " I don't think I'm gonna be able to do that because Ernie's just standing there."}, {"start": 7778.9400000000005, "end": 7781.9400000000005, "text": " Can I get the keys? No, okay."}, {"start": 7784.9400000000005, "end": 7789.9400000000005, "text": " Case, sit on me please. I beg you with the 25 gifted."}, {"start": 7793.9400000000005, "end": 7795.9400000000005, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 7795.9400000000005, "end": 7802.9400000000005, "text": " chat wk sit on me please I beg you with the 25 gifted thank you that's"}, {"start": 7802.9400000000005, "end": 7809.900000000001, "text": " legitimately the entire name that is the entire name right there no jump thank"}, {"start": 7809.900000000001, "end": 7815.460000000001, "text": " you for the 25 I let's go sir to sell the customer here you look kind of"}, {"start": 7815.460000000001, "end": 7817.860000000001, "text": " creepy"}, {"start": 7819.860000000001, "end": 7825.780000000001, "text": " yes sir may I help you good evening let me tell you right away no on a"}, {"start": 7825.78, "end": 7831.5, "text": " No autographs, no photos, yo big dog, we don't know who you are, okay, tell y'all not his"}, {"start": 7831.5, "end": 7837.759999999999, "text": " dude, we don't know who you are big dog, we don't want no photos."}, {"start": 7837.759999999999, "end": 7843.42, "text": " No I insist, I understand, I'm a celebrity but no photos, no autographs, okay, okay"}, {"start": 7843.42, "end": 7845.78, "text": " sir."}, {"start": 7845.78, "end": 7851.54, "text": " Yo sassy with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 7851.54, "end": 7852.54, "text": " What do you mean who am I?"}, {"start": 7852.54, "end": 7855.74, "text": " I'm John Cooper, yes, John Cooper."}, {"start": 7855.74, "end": 7858.58, "text": " the thriller specialist, the horror specialist,"}, {"start": 7859.84, "end": 7861.98, "text": " the writer who sells millions of books."}, {"start": 7861.98, "end": 7863.86, "text": " So does that ring a bell now?"}, {"start": 7880.5, "end": 7884.3, "text": " Big doll, unless your first initials are DB Cooper,"}, {"start": 7884.3, "end": 7890.54, "text": " don't nobody know who you are or sly Cooper. Don't buy no John"}, {"start": 7890.54, "end": 7891.06, "text": " Cooper."}, {"start": 7896.9800000000005, "end": 7899.860000000001, "text": " I can't sleep. I'm going in circles. I'm working on my latest"}, {"start": 7899.860000000001, "end": 7900.26, "text": " book."}, {"start": 7902.900000000001, "end": 7905.58, "text": " What's it about? You certainly heard about this killer, the"}, {"start": 7905.58, "end": 7908.58, "text": " one they call the artist. Magnificent. He's my best"}, {"start": 7908.58, "end": 7913.54, "text": " subject. This guy, he's he's a pure marble. The guy draws"}, {"start": 7913.54, "end": 7919.1, "text": " works of art on his victim's body with a scalpel. A chainsaw, all kinds of tools. What?"}, {"start": 7919.1, "end": 7926.46, "text": " But the result? It's art. That's what they call him, the artist. And me, I try to explain"}, {"start": 7926.46, "end": 7931.26, "text": " the path of people like him. Why is it that every time psychopaths, killers think they've"}, {"start": 7931.26, "end": 7936.58, "text": " all got to be monsters. They still have a part of beauty. They have a story to tell,"}, {"start": 7936.58, "end": 7940.5, "text": " don't they? What do you think? I think you're just trying to sell books, John,"}, {"start": 7940.5, "end": 7944.34, "text": " go live and you ain't got no motion. No, nobody here to hold you off."}, {"start": 7948.78, "end": 7952.78, "text": " No, it's true that apparently there'd be two girls who supposedly escaped as"}, {"start": 7952.78, "end": 7957.18, "text": " clutches. Well, he found one of them again, but she had a rough time and"}, {"start": 7957.18, "end": 7961.3, "text": " practices art on her, you know, and the other one, I hope she went far,"}, {"start": 7961.7, "end": 7965.46, "text": " really, really far. Wait, the other one's us, right? Because our doctor"}, {"start": 7965.46, "end": 7968.94, "text": " was saying that we had a history with him. So we're one of the escaped"}, {"start": 7968.9400000000005, "end": 7970.26, "text": " girls from the artist."}, {"start": 7972.820000000001, "end": 7974.700000000001, "text": " Sam Coupe with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 7978.460000000001, "end": 7980.580000000001, "text": " Because the day he finds her, I think it's when he's really"}, {"start": 7980.580000000001, "end": 7982.900000000001, "text": " gonna have fun like he's never had fun before, you know."}, {"start": 7984.660000000001, "end": 7987.620000000001, "text": " Plus from what I hear, he's a miracle miles in this city."}, {"start": 7988.18, "end": 7990.9800000000005, "text": " It's incredible. That's why I'm here. Because if I get the"}, {"start": 7990.9800000000005, "end": 7994.620000000001, "text": " chance to interview him in person, the artists imagine."}, {"start": 7995.3, "end": 7997.620000000001, "text": " All right, that's enough. I'm gonna order. I'd like a"}, {"start": 7997.62, "end": 7999.62, "text": " Triple cheeseburger mint large fries"}, {"start": 8012.099999999999, "end": 8014.099999999999, "text": " What the polly doing"}, {"start": 8027.62, "end": 8029.62, "text": " You go in the back door!"}, {"start": 8034.42, "end": 8037.22, "text": " Cakes, sit on me, please. I beg you with another file. Thank you."}, {"start": 8038.22, "end": 8039.22, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 8040.0199999999995, "end": 8042.0199999999995, "text": " Spoon!"}, {"start": 8057.62, "end": 8063.62, "text": " Hey, this dude's name is Spoon!"}, {"start": 8066.62, "end": 8069.62, "text": " Hey, good evening. I mean, what?"}, {"start": 8074.62, "end": 8076.62, "text": " He didn't even say that, my bad."}, {"start": 8076.62, "end": 8088.62, "text": " Special agent Spoon in here!"}, {"start": 8088.62, "end": 8092.26, "text": " Good evening, little lady."}, {"start": 8092.26, "end": 8093.26, "text": " I'm Agent Spoon."}, {"start": 8093.26, "end": 8099.38, "text": " I wonder where Agent Forks at."}, {"start": 8099.38, "end": 8101.86, "text": " You could say I'm the cop for this area."}, {"start": 8101.86, "end": 8105.5, "text": " Ernie told me a new girl was coming."}, {"start": 8105.5, "end": 8110.14, "text": " I'm taking the chance right now. Maybe you've been followed with the news. We got"}, {"start": 8110.14, "end": 8112.7, "text": " a whole lot of children going missing and I'm on the case."}, {"start": 8113.94, "end": 8118.14, "text": " Don't worry, Agents Moon. If you're on the case, trust me, I know it's gonna be"}, {"start": 8118.14, "end": 8118.58, "text": " handled."}, {"start": 8119.78, "end": 8122.46, "text": " So I'm gonna tell you something very important. I want you to pay attention"}, {"start": 8122.46, "end": 8123.42, "text": " what I'm about to tell you."}, {"start": 8124.66, "end": 8128.06, "text": " If you hear the slightest bit of information, if you have the slightest"}, {"start": 8128.06, "end": 8130.42, "text": " suspicion, the slightest rumor."}, {"start": 8131.42, "end": 8134.94, "text": " If you see one or more children alone in the streets, contact me"}, {"start": 8134.9400000000005, "end": 8141.660000000001, "text": " direct. Be careful. You contact me only me understood. I can tell"}, {"start": 8141.660000000001, "end": 8144.42, "text": " already you're doing good work. And he'll be able to keep you"}, {"start": 8144.42, "end": 8148.22, "text": " on. But I insist this come see me and only me. If there's one"}, {"start": 8148.22, "end": 8155.22, "text": " person you can trust and rely on it's me. Okay. Cat. You"}, {"start": 8155.22, "end": 8160.460000000001, "text": " want something to eat? No. Yo, Toby, let me get a triple cheese"}, {"start": 8160.46, "end": 8162.46, "text": " Fire going"}, {"start": 8164.3, "end": 8168.82, "text": " Spook up triple cheese on that Toby. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 8170.14, "end": 8174.3, "text": " What's you want a mint drink to make it mint going it was meant to be"}, {"start": 8180.1, "end": 8182.9800000000005, "text": " Yo big Toby, let me get a large fry with that too"}, {"start": 8183.94, "end": 8185.94, "text": " spook up"}, {"start": 8185.9400000000005, "end": 8192.94, "text": " That's a large."}, {"start": 8192.94, "end": 8201.94, "text": " Yo, Tobizy, that's a large froth?"}, {"start": 8201.94, "end": 8205.94, "text": " Wait, did I press small froth?"}, {"start": 8205.94, "end": 8207.94, "text": " Oh, I did."}, {"start": 8207.94, "end": 8209.94, "text": " My fault, Tobi."}, {"start": 8209.94, "end": 8212.94, "text": " Let me get a large."}, {"start": 8212.94, "end": 8219.58, "text": " that looks more like a medium we are your scamming people they look like a"}, {"start": 8219.58, "end": 8222.380000000001, "text": " medium"}, {"start": 8225.94, "end": 8230.94, "text": " all right let me get this order done your officer spawn can you get up out of"}, {"start": 8230.94, "end": 8233.1, "text": " here"}, {"start": 8233.1, "end": 8238.1, "text": " We're gonna put this bag down."}, {"start": 8238.1, "end": 8252.300000000001, "text": " Burger, triple cheese, large fry, mint drink, foam."}, {"start": 8252.300000000001, "end": 8261.7, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 8261.7, "end": 8262.7, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8262.7, "end": 8264.7, "text": " Pump you a joy."}, {"start": 8264.7, "end": 8268.7, "text": " What is Leon S. Kennedy doing in my restaurant?"}, {"start": 8281.7, "end": 8283.7, "text": " We got him a big fan!"}, {"start": 8283.7, "end": 8285.7, "text": " Hold on, I'll be right with you!"}, {"start": 8285.7, "end": 8286.7, "text": " Hold on!"}, {"start": 8286.7, "end": 8288.7, "text": " I'll be right there!"}, {"start": 8288.7, "end": 8290.7, "text": " Where was the trash at? Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 8292.7, "end": 8300.7, "text": " Yo Bobby with the tin! How can I help you Leon? Kevin!"}, {"start": 8310.7, "end": 8317.7, "text": " Man, I thought motion walked in the room. I was about to start fanning out."}, {"start": 8317.7, "end": 8324.980000000001, "text": " man. Yes, Kevin. Good evening. Seems to me you're new. I come off and I'm"}, {"start": 8324.980000000001, "end": 8329.42, "text": " irregular. They know me well here. It's real simple. I'm gonna have a bloody"}, {"start": 8329.42, "end": 8334.54, "text": " burger and don't worry. There's no problem at all. Toby the cook. The boss"}, {"start": 8334.54, "end": 8338.6, "text": " knows very well what a bloody burger is. And it's normal. You don't know"}, {"start": 8338.6, "end": 8342.380000000001, "text": " all the services the restaurant offers. So don't worry. Go see Toby"}, {"start": 8342.380000000001, "end": 8345.060000000001, "text": " asking for a bloody burger and everything will be just fine. Thank"}, {"start": 8345.06, "end": 8352.82, "text": " Yo, Kevin, first off, stop lorping as Leon Kennedy."}, {"start": 8352.82, "end": 8353.82, "text": " Just stop."}, {"start": 8353.82, "end": 8361.14, "text": " Second off, just say you want a rare burger, not a bloody one, just say rare."}, {"start": 8361.14, "end": 8362.14, "text": " Yo, Big Toby, just do that."}, {"start": 8362.14, "end": 8364.14, "text": " I hear somebody wants a bloody burger."}, {"start": 8364.14, "end": 8366.14, "text": " I don't know what that is."}, {"start": 8366.14, "end": 8373.019999999999, "text": " Yo, Toby, do we have it on the menu?"}, {"start": 8373.019999999999, "end": 8374.019999999999, "text": " What's this button do?"}, {"start": 8374.02, "end": 8374.86, "text": " I can't hit it."}, {"start": 8376.86, "end": 8378.12, "text": " Yo yo, Toby easy."}, {"start": 8381.42, "end": 8383.36, "text": " Oh crap, I screwed up there for real."}, {"start": 8383.36, "end": 8385.140000000001, "text": " I screwed up bad."}, {"start": 8385.140000000001, "end": 8386.140000000001, "text": " I'm gonna ask you a favor."}, {"start": 8386.140000000001, "end": 8387.6, "text": " Whatever you do, don't tell Ernie,"}, {"start": 8387.6, "end": 8389.6, "text": " I let you take the bloody burger order."}, {"start": 8390.9, "end": 8392.42, "text": " You understand how do I explain this?"}, {"start": 8392.42, "end": 8394.1, "text": " It's kind of a special thing."}, {"start": 8394.1, "end": 8394.94, "text": " It's a house thing."}, {"start": 8394.94, "end": 8396.18, "text": " It's very particular."}, {"start": 8397.380000000001, "end": 8399.82, "text": " Is this a human flesh burger right here?"}, {"start": 8401.460000000001, "end": 8403.6, "text": " My eye, it's a GG pink eye again."}, {"start": 8404.02, "end": 8416.54, "text": " He's a guy. GG P. G. Again. Third time this week. I'm good. Wait. The missing children,"}, {"start": 8416.54, "end": 8420.380000000001, "text": " you think he's kidnapping the children, cooking them and turning them into burgers, the bloody"}, {"start": 8420.380000000001, "end": 8428.08, "text": " burgers? So here's what we're going to do. You act like I'm the one who took the order"}, {"start": 8428.08, "end": 8432.380000000001, "text": " and you don't talk to anyone. But I insist on this, you don't talk to anyone. Because"}, {"start": 8432.380000000001, "end": 8435.980000000001, "text": " Otherwise, Ernie's gonna kill me."}, {"start": 8435.980000000001, "end": 8437.18, "text": " I put the order in with Toby."}, {"start": 8437.18, "end": 8439.18, "text": " He's gonna deliver the burger to you in the shoe."}, {"start": 8439.18, "end": 8440.28, "text": " You take it and serve it."}, {"start": 8440.28, "end": 8442.78, "text": " Don't ask questions."}, {"start": 8442.78, "end": 8446.78, "text": " We get pretty high bonuses when we sell bloodies."}, {"start": 8446.78, "end": 8450.480000000001, "text": " I'm no scumbag, so we'll split it, right?"}, {"start": 8450.480000000001, "end": 8452.28, "text": " What do you mean we'll split it?"}, {"start": 8452.28, "end": 8454.880000000001, "text": " You just stand around all night!"}, {"start": 8454.880000000001, "end": 8461.880000000001, "text": " Yo, officers!"}, {"start": 8484.880000000001, "end": 8494.880000000001, "text": " This is the burger that killed the health inspector."}, {"start": 8494.880000000001, "end": 8516.880000000001, "text": " Enjoy."}, {"start": 8516.880000000001, "end": 8519.880000000001, "text": " How long is Toby going to stay evil for?"}, {"start": 8527.880000000001, "end": 8530.880000000001, "text": " Yes ma'am, how can I help you Carmen?"}, {"start": 8530.880000000001, "end": 8531.880000000001, "text": " Hello dear."}, {"start": 8531.880000000001, "end": 8535.880000000001, "text": " Oh hello, oh dear, I've been having nothing but rough days lately."}, {"start": 8535.880000000001, "end": 8536.880000000001, "text": " I'm a teacher."}, {"start": 8536.880000000001, "end": 8539.880000000001, "text": " Well I hope I'm still a teacher because it's getting harder and harder."}, {"start": 8539.880000000001, "end": 8542.880000000001, "text": " Yesterday quite a few of my students were absent."}, {"start": 8542.880000000001, "end": 8544.880000000001, "text": " I heard there were a lot of disappearances."}, {"start": 8544.880000000001, "end": 8550.160000000002, "text": " just serve one of the one of our customers. I'm so sorry. I know we did. I"}, {"start": 8550.160000000002, "end": 8553.880000000001, "text": " know for a fact that was literally human flesh on that. That was somebody's"}, {"start": 8553.880000000001, "end": 8555.04, "text": " eyeball on that burden."}, {"start": 8559.76, "end": 8562.84, "text": " This morning, three of my students locked another student in a paper"}, {"start": 8562.84, "end": 8564.84, "text": " cabinet and set it on fire."}, {"start": 8566.720000000001, "end": 8570.36, "text": " They did nothing but laugh all afternoon while that poor boy ended up in the"}, {"start": 8570.36, "end": 8570.920000000002, "text": " hospital."}, {"start": 8570.92, "end": 8574.92, "text": " Where's the world headed? I don't know if I'll manage to keep going."}, {"start": 8574.92, "end": 8577.92, "text": " I don't know if I'll be able to do this job again and again."}, {"start": 8577.92, "end": 8579.92, "text": " Anyway, I won't bother you with my problems."}, {"start": 8579.92, "end": 8582.92, "text": " I like burger, lemon, please. Yes, ma'am."}, {"start": 8582.92, "end": 8585.92, "text": " I'll be right back, Harman. Regular burger."}, {"start": 8585.92, "end": 8588.92, "text": " Wait, is it regular? Oh, you want them?"}, {"start": 8588.92, "end": 8591.92, "text": " Oh, you want them? You want them?"}, {"start": 8591.92, "end": 8594.92, "text": " Big burger, huh? Okay!"}, {"start": 8594.92, "end": 8598.92, "text": " Y'all big- uh, y'all big- tell me!"}, {"start": 8598.92, "end": 8601.48, "text": " Weed a big burger drop!"}, {"start": 8602.52, "end": 8604.04, "text": " What a big burger that is."}, {"start": 8606.36, "end": 8607.24, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 8610.76, "end": 8613.32, "text": " That is a big burger!"}, {"start": 8614.52, "end": 8615.88, "text": " Get that lemon going."}, {"start": 8616.6, "end": 8617.4, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 8621.08, "end": 8621.72, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 8621.72, "end": 8622.76, "text": " We get that big burger."}, {"start": 8622.76, "end": 8624.44, "text": " Hey, that's just straight up a big man."}, {"start": 8624.44, "end": 8625.64, "text": " Everybody get soup on me."}, {"start": 8628.92, "end": 8635.92, "text": " what's that?"}, {"start": 8635.92, "end": 8658.84, "text": " You got some nerve doing that with the police sitting right outside."}, {"start": 8658.84, "end": 8662.84, "text": " By the way, why is Officer Spoon still in here?"}, {"start": 8662.84, "end": 8668.84, "text": " Yo, Officer Spoon, you're driving away business with them lights on outside of here, by the way."}, {"start": 8672.84, "end": 8675.84, "text": " Officer Spoon just standing around, man, that look nasty."}, {"start": 8679.84, "end": 8684.84, "text": " Here you go, man. One eliminated, one big burger right here. There you go."}, {"start": 8684.84, "end": 8686.84, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 8688.84, "end": 8706.84, "text": " How you doing ma'am? I'll be right with you in one second. One moment. Alright. Yes ma'am, F.B.I. agent."}, {"start": 8706.84, "end": 8716.84, "text": " Good evening, Kate. Keep it this free. I'm part of the FBI protection plan."}, {"start": 8716.84, "end": 8726.84, "text": " Oh, okay. GG."}, {"start": 8726.84, "end": 8732.84, "text": " First, know that everything's going as planned, but I've still got some bad news."}, {"start": 8732.84, "end": 8734.84, "text": " Yesterday we raided a squat"}, {"start": 8735.56, "end": 8741.92, "text": " Or should I say a slum and we found photos of you matching the dates when you were the artist prisoner were cut"}, {"start": 8744.52, "end": 8750.12, "text": " He did those photos to the wall and drawn red markers circles around your head feet in your hands"}, {"start": 8751.16, "end": 8754.4, "text": " What I mean is the artist is in town. He's in Miracle Miles"}, {"start": 8756.28, "end": 8758.6, "text": " But that's exactly what's gonna let us catch him"}, {"start": 8758.6, "end": 8764.6, "text": " because the thing he's going to do is try to find you, but we'll be there, trust us, we're dead."}, {"start": 8768.6, "end": 8772.6, "text": " I don't really feel like ordering, this place doesn't look too safe, but it'll look weird"}, {"start": 8772.6, "end": 8776.6, "text": " if I don't order, so I'm going to place an order. I'd like a trip with you."}, {"start": 8784.6, "end": 8788.44, "text": " You don't feel like ordering, but you got the literal biggest order of the nine, huh?"}, {"start": 8788.6, "end": 8797.2, "text": " Really? She didn't feel like ordering now, but she's gonna look suspicious if she don't."}, {"start": 8797.2, "end": 8801.84, "text": " So let me get a triple cheeseburger mint with a large cron of coffee. Man, that's the biggest"}, {"start": 8801.84, "end": 8808.44, "text": " order of the night. Just say you want something to eat. It's fine."}, {"start": 8808.44, "end": 8815.08, "text": " Dude. All right."}, {"start": 8815.08, "end": 8816.08, "text": " Now, Taubezi!"}, {"start": 8821.08, "end": 8823.08, "text": " He's there again."}, {"start": 8824.08, "end": 8827.08, "text": " Officer Spoon, somebody is stalking me!"}, {"start": 8828.08, "end": 8829.08, "text": " Look!"}, {"start": 8829.08, "end": 8851.88, "text": " Wait, is that the guy from the bus?"}, {"start": 8851.88, "end": 8854.88, "text": " The real agent spoon with the five gifted."}, {"start": 8854.88, "end": 8858.8, "text": " Oh my goodness, he's here."}, {"start": 8858.800000000001, "end": 8862.640000000001, "text": " All right, Toby, drop me a triple cheese."}, {"start": 8862.640000000001, "end": 8863.480000000001, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 8863.480000000001, "end": 8864.640000000001, "text": " Triple cheese."}, {"start": 8865.6, "end": 8866.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8867.880000000001, "end": 8868.880000000001, "text": " W, Toby."}, {"start": 8868.880000000001, "end": 8870.2, "text": " Toby is the go."}, {"start": 8870.2, "end": 8871.800000000001, "text": " He is so quick with it."}, {"start": 8872.640000000001, "end": 8874.800000000001, "text": " Give me a large fry too, Toby."}, {"start": 8874.800000000001, "end": 8875.640000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 8876.920000000002, "end": 8878.6, "text": " And she wants a mint drink."}, {"start": 8878.6, "end": 8880.920000000002, "text": " I'll get that going right here."}, {"start": 8880.920000000002, "end": 8883.36, "text": " Mint drink, boom, boom."}, {"start": 8883.36, "end": 8885.880000000001, "text": " And she wants a coffee as well."}, {"start": 8885.880000000001, "end": 8887.36, "text": " Is this the coffee machine right here?"}, {"start": 8887.36, "end": 8888.2, "text": " Out of order."}, {"start": 8888.800000000001, "end": 8890.800000000001, "text": " This does not look like it's going"}, {"start": 8894.640000000001, "end": 8902.6, "text": " Okay, there's that both the drinks are on there triple cheese large fried W. Tony"}, {"start": 8904.36, "end": 8907.52, "text": " Here you go. Thank you so much"}, {"start": 8909.800000000001, "end": 8914.240000000002, "text": " Gentlemen, do I got good customer service? I feel like I do. I feel like my customer service is on point right now"}, {"start": 8914.28, "end": 8916.28, "text": " like actually on point"}, {"start": 8918.800000000001, "end": 8927.94, "text": " Have a good night, ma'am. Thank you. Throw this away. Where does stalker do that? I'll"}, {"start": 8927.94, "end": 8936.160000000002, "text": " see. Your officer's room. Why are you just still loitering in here? No customers? All"}, {"start": 8936.16, "end": 8938.16, "text": " We fell off."}, {"start": 8941.16, "end": 8943.16, "text": " What are customers at?"}, {"start": 8950.16, "end": 8952.16, "text": " We fell off?"}, {"start": 8962.16, "end": 8964.16, "text": " Ernie's not here, I'm stealing the keys."}, {"start": 8966.16, "end": 8972.52, "text": " I got the keys we're going to the basement the cat told us that there's"}, {"start": 8972.52, "end": 8980.039999999999, "text": " kids locked in the basement we're gonna go find out lock in"}, {"start": 8985.0, "end": 8990.4, "text": " GG we're about to see where we get all our stock"}, {"start": 8996.16, "end": 9022.84, "text": " This looks like a Resident Evil 4 torture dungeon with the dude with the claws."}, {"start": 9022.84, "end": 9025.84, "text": " There is kids down here."}, {"start": 9031.84, "end": 9033.84, "text": " They're cooking kids."}, {"start": 9035.84, "end": 9036.84, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 9038.84, "end": 9041.84, "text": " I'm gonna be right back. They're trying to turn you into a burger."}, {"start": 9041.84, "end": 9042.84, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 9044.84, "end": 9046.84, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 9047.84, "end": 9049.84, "text": " It's true!"}, {"start": 9052.84, "end": 9061.28, "text": " I heard somebody else."}, {"start": 9061.28, "end": 9066.28, "text": " Is anybody else in here?"}, {"start": 9066.28, "end": 9071.880000000001, "text": " Okay, not that I can see."}, {"start": 9071.880000000001, "end": 9072.880000000001, "text": " Get Officer Spoon."}, {"start": 9072.880000000001, "end": 9075.880000000001, "text": " Officer Spoon's useless."}, {"start": 9075.880000000001, "end": 9081.56, "text": " Wait, Ernie's gonna catch us coming out of here."}, {"start": 9081.56, "end": 9082.56, "text": " We're gonna die."}, {"start": 9084.56, "end": 9086.56, "text": " Alright kid, I'm getting you outta here."}, {"start": 9090.56, "end": 9091.56, "text": " Spoon!"}, {"start": 9093.56, "end": 9095.56, "text": " No, no, not this again."}, {"start": 9095.56, "end": 9097.56, "text": " Oh no, not this."}, {"start": 9097.56, "end": 9098.56, "text": " Anything but this."}, {"start": 9111.56, "end": 9113.96, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 9113.96, "end": 9115.119999999999, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 9115.119999999999, "end": 9118.08, "text": " Ooh, drop a UC, though!"}, {"start": 9118.08, "end": 9119.279999999999, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 9119.279999999999, "end": 9121.64, "text": " Yo, seat of the year!"}, {"start": 9123.0, "end": 9124.0, "text": " What's that noise?"}, {"start": 9130.439999999999, "end": 9131.64, "text": " I hear somebody behind."}, {"start": 9137.88, "end": 9138.72, "text": " Easy!"}, {"start": 9138.72, "end": 9140.72, "text": " Go, go, go, go!"}, {"start": 9151.72, "end": 9153.72, "text": " What's wrong?"}, {"start": 9160.72, "end": 9162.72, "text": " What's wrong?"}, {"start": 9168.72, "end": 9170.72, "text": " Did they... me?"}, {"start": 9174.72, "end": 9176.72, "text": " Was that me?"}, {"start": 9180.72, "end": 9182.72, "text": " No, they couldn't be."}, {"start": 9189.72, "end": 9191.72, "text": " Willy, where are you?"}, {"start": 9191.72, "end": 9197.72, "text": " Okay, no, I really think you need to go back to the hospital. You just killed a police officer. No, I did not, Willy. They're never gonna believe you. You're a cat."}, {"start": 9198.72, "end": 9208.72, "text": " Right in front of me, you smashed the skull with a hammer. Too bad the only witness is a cat, they're never gonna believe you, Toby. I didn't do that."}, {"start": 9211.72, "end": 9221.72, "text": " Even though this act is horrible, here's my advice, pick up the hammer. The fingerprints, if it all really exists."}, {"start": 9228.72, "end": 9235.72, "text": " Why is Willy snitching?"}, {"start": 9235.72, "end": 9244.72, "text": " Who are you, man?"}, {"start": 9244.72, "end": 9246.679999999998, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 9246.679999999998, "end": 9248.679999999998, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 9248.679999999998, "end": 9250.76, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 9250.76, "end": 9252.76, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 9252.76, "end": 9254.76, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 9254.76, "end": 9256.76, "text": " Yo, hold up."}, {"start": 9256.76, "end": 9259.76, "text": " Ah-ha-ha-ha!"}, {"start": 9259.76, "end": 9261.76, "text": " Ah-ha-ha!"}, {"start": 9261.76, "end": 9264.76, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 9264.76, "end": 9266.76, "text": " Yo, hold up."}, {"start": 9266.76, "end": 9269.76, "text": " Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!"}, {"start": 9269.76, "end": 9271.76, "text": " Ah-ha-ha-ha!"}, {"start": 9271.76, "end": 9273.76, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 9273.76, "end": 9275.76, "text": " Slow!"}, {"start": 9275.76, "end": 9277.76, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 9277.76, "end": 9281.76, "text": " Where my clip at?"}, {"start": 9281.76, "end": 9285.76, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 9285.76, "end": 9289.76, "text": " I'm leaving!"}, {"start": 9289.76, "end": 9293.76, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 9293.76, "end": 9297.76, "text": " This clip's a little..."}, {"start": 9297.76, "end": 9301.76, "text": " a little bit..."}, {"start": 9301.76, "end": 9309.76, "text": " This clip's past broadcast has expired and chat replay is no longer available."}, {"start": 9313.76, "end": 9315.76, "text": " Does it usually say that?"}, {"start": 9315.76, "end": 9319.08, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9319.08, "end": 9323.1, "text": " Amen."}, {"start": 9323.1, "end": 9330.64, "text": " Praise the God for the existence of you."}, {"start": 9330.64, "end": 9335.08, "text": " Flute is Rhino!"}, {"start": 9335.08, "end": 9337.78, "text": " Flute are Rhino!"}, {"start": 9337.78, "end": 9344.58, "text": " Chad, the other day, you all remember the other night when the FOD didn't go up?"}, {"start": 9344.58, "end": 9349.26, "text": " So people thought I forgot to post a bot after knowing it wasn't there."}, {"start": 9349.26, "end": 9352.34, "text": " I ended stream in the past bot."}, {"start": 9352.34, "end": 9353.82, "text": " It was like it didn't exist."}, {"start": 9353.82, "end": 9354.82, "text": " It was not there."}, {"start": 9361.82, "end": 9363.02, "text": " Wait, what makes me think?"}, {"start": 9363.02, "end": 9364.5, "text": " Is it doing it with this one, too?"}, {"start": 9368.7, "end": 9369.62, "text": " No, this one's there."}, {"start": 9374.58, "end": 9376.58, "text": " Look at this, though. Look at him!"}, {"start": 9379.3, "end": 9381.3, "text": " Later, though, Rollin!"}, {"start": 9381.3, "end": 9383.3, "text": " Who are you, man?"}, {"start": 9384.58, "end": 9386.58, "text": " That's so stupid!"}, {"start": 9389.58, "end": 9391.58, "text": " Get out of here!"}, {"start": 9404.58, "end": 9411.58, "text": " Why bro why like that?"}, {"start": 9411.58, "end": 9422.58, "text": " That's the stupid A."}, {"start": 9422.58, "end": 9429.58, "text": " That's the stupid A!"}, {"start": 9429.58, "end": 9436.58, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 9436.58, "end": 9441.58, "text": " I can't, bruh."}, {"start": 9441.58, "end": 9446.58, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 9446.58, "end": 9452.58, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 9452.58, "end": 9457.58, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 9457.58, "end": 9459.58, "text": " I can't, bro."}, {"start": 9465.26, "end": 9467.26, "text": " Hey, chap, bro, come on, man."}, {"start": 9475.74, "end": 9478.22, "text": " Bro, straight up scud-daddled."}, {"start": 9483.58, "end": 9485.9, "text": " That is so stupid, bro."}, {"start": 9487.58, "end": 9494.58, "text": " Game of the year!"}, {"start": 9500.38, "end": 9504.26, "text": " Dude, that makes him less scary as a stalker."}, {"start": 9504.26, "end": 9508.26, "text": " Yo, Wren with the five, thank you!"}, {"start": 9508.26, "end": 9511.26, "text": " Brutal and gone!"}, {"start": 9511.26, "end": 9515.18, "text": " Alright, so apparently we just killed Spoon."}, {"start": 9515.18, "end": 9521.48, "text": " I don't think we did but there that the cat's trying to say that we killed Spoon. We did not do that"}, {"start": 9521.48, "end": 9523.800000000001, "text": " I bet his cop car is even out here"}, {"start": 9524.36, "end": 9528.44, "text": " See he was never here. That was fake. That wasn't our imagination chat. We're good"}, {"start": 9532.880000000001, "end": 9537.36, "text": " See look his cars not even here. How you doing?"}, {"start": 9540.56, "end": 9543.1, "text": " How are you? Hey"}, {"start": 9543.1, "end": 9548.82, "text": " Hey, Brittany, if I could get rid of her, it'd make me so happy."}, {"start": 9548.82, "end": 9549.9, "text": " What did Brittany do?"}, {"start": 9553.34, "end": 9554.62, "text": " It's been months I've been training."}, {"start": 9554.62, "end": 9556.220000000001, "text": " After months, I've been on a diet."}, {"start": 9556.220000000001, "end": 9559.1, "text": " Months I've done nothing to work."}, {"start": 9559.1, "end": 9562.86, "text": " And Brittany, she didn't pick me as head cheerleader."}, {"start": 9562.86, "end": 9565.5, "text": " That's tough."}, {"start": 9565.5, "end": 9566.9, "text": " Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Josie."}, {"start": 9566.9, "end": 9572.220000000001, "text": " But let's not make this like a life or death thing."}, {"start": 9572.22, "end": 9573.14, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 9573.14, "end": 9575.74, "text": " I mean, that sucks, but you don't wanna have to kill her,"}, {"start": 9575.74, "end": 9576.58, "text": " do you?"}, {"start": 9577.58, "end": 9579.619999999999, "text": " You know, sometimes you see on the news"}, {"start": 9579.619999999999, "end": 9582.24, "text": " there are people who one day show up at their high school,"}, {"start": 9582.24, "end": 9583.08, "text": " show up at the,"}, {"start": 9587.779999999999, "end": 9588.619999999999, "text": " uh-huh."}, {"start": 9593.66, "end": 9594.939999999999, "text": " Uh-uh, uh-huh."}, {"start": 9594.94, "end": 9605.1, "text": " I want to hide it from you right now for real, I'm this close to telling myself that's"}, {"start": 9605.1, "end": 9606.1, "text": " a good idea."}, {"start": 9606.1, "end": 9611.1, "text": " I'm so sick of it."}, {"start": 9611.1, "end": 9615.18, "text": " Oh, what's that?"}, {"start": 9615.18, "end": 9621.060000000001, "text": " I'm getting a phone call."}, {"start": 9621.06, "end": 9635.46, "text": " Yes, my name is Kate. I am at the Bloody Burger right now and I need you to send about 15 officers"}, {"start": 9635.46, "end": 9641.16, "text": " and we need to have someone thrown in jail right now. Until further notice, don't ask"}, {"start": 9641.16, "end": 9646.64, "text": " question just send them. Please. Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 9657.8, "end": 9664.92, "text": " Josie, let's not do anything rash here. All right, I'm gonna eat. It's gonna cheer me up. I'd like a"}, {"start": 9664.92, "end": 9666.6, "text": " fish burger, lemon, please."}, {"start": 9671.16, "end": 9689.7, "text": " where's Tina where's Tina y'all big Toby drop me a drop me a fish bird"}, {"start": 9689.7, "end": 9696.119999999999, "text": " her fish sandwich on the watch you call it a burger this sandwich look up you"}, {"start": 9696.12, "end": 9700.28, "text": " I don't want some of that non-limin' hot."}, {"start": 9700.28, "end": 9703.160000000002, "text": " Hoo, yo-toe, yo-chat-w-toeby."}, {"start": 9703.160000000002, "end": 9707.320000000002, "text": " Best character in the game, they do be good, yeah."}, {"start": 9708.7, "end": 9709.54, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 9712.42, "end": 9713.76, "text": " Fish sandwich?"}, {"start": 9713.76, "end": 9715.26, "text": " They looking good."}, {"start": 9716.26, "end": 9718.26, "text": " Wiggly with the fire."}, {"start": 9722.400000000001, "end": 9724.7, "text": " Okay, here you go, Josie."}, {"start": 9726.12, "end": 9741.44, "text": " I'm going to a concert. No, it's not okay, but I guess I'll let you. I'm not mad. I'm"}, {"start": 9741.44, "end": 9742.44, "text": " just disappointed."}, {"start": 9742.44, "end": 9751.960000000001, "text": " I think this trash up real quick."}, {"start": 9751.960000000001, "end": 9755.76, "text": " What is Arnie doing?"}, {"start": 9755.76, "end": 9761.92, "text": " Hey, new girl, good job."}, {"start": 9761.92, "end": 9763.92, "text": " You work real good."}, {"start": 9763.92, "end": 9764.92, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 9764.92, "end": 9768.04, "text": " Listen, you got something to tell me."}, {"start": 9768.04, "end": 9770.04, "text": " You got a question for me?"}, {"start": 9770.04, "end": 9775.400000000001, "text": " All right listen, you saw the restrooms are closed. I won't lie to you Tina. She doesn't like cleaning them."}, {"start": 9776.36, "end": 9782.12, "text": " It's a disaster. So I'm giving you a sponge. I opened the restroom for you. Now you're gonna scrub it down."}, {"start": 9783.640000000001, "end": 9785.640000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9785.960000000001, "end": 9791.640000000001, "text": " hygiene is important here in the restaurant. You probably notice it's no joke. What did you man?"}, {"start": 9800.04, "end": 9803.04, "text": " Use a sloth!"}, {"start": 9803.04, "end": 9808.04, "text": " Tell my hygiene's important!"}, {"start": 9808.04, "end": 9811.04, "text": " So get to work, clean it up."}, {"start": 9811.04, "end": 9813.04, "text": " And have you seen Agent Spoon?"}, {"start": 9813.04, "end": 9815.04, "text": " He was supposed to be here to tell me something."}, {"start": 9815.04, "end": 9816.04, "text": " He took off it looks like."}, {"start": 9816.04, "end": 9818.04, "text": " Get to work."}, {"start": 9818.04, "end": 9825.04, "text": " I'm gonna go back downstairs just to confirm that we actually killed Agent Spoon"}, {"start": 9825.04, "end": 9829.04, "text": " and that we didn't just like imagine that."}, {"start": 9829.04, "end": 9833.68, "text": " Wait, he's actually dead."}, {"start": 9833.68, "end": 9839.880000000001, "text": " We actually killed Agent Smith."}, {"start": 9839.880000000001, "end": 9845.44, "text": " We gotta go clean these bathrooms."}, {"start": 9845.44, "end": 9846.880000000001, "text": " How bad could they be, though?"}, {"start": 9846.880000000001, "end": 9855.880000000001, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 9885.880000000001, "end": 9892.880000000001, "text": " That is new."}, {"start": 9892.880000000001, "end": 9901.880000000001, "text": " No, please!"}, {"start": 9901.880000000001, "end": 9908.880000000001, "text": " Not again!"}, {"start": 9908.880000000001, "end": 9918.880000000001, "text": " What is that noise?"}, {"start": 9918.880000000001, "end": 9923.880000000001, "text": " Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh!"}, {"start": 9928.480000000001, "end": 9929.68, "text": " My ghost!"}, {"start": 9929.68, "end": 9930.52, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 9932.84, "end": 9933.84, "text": " Ehehehehe!"}, {"start": 9939.84, "end": 9940.68, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9945.960000000001, "end": 9947.960000000001, "text": " She's a runner, she's a jackpot!"}, {"start": 9947.960000000001, "end": 9949.960000000001, "text": " She gonna run away, isn't it?"}, {"start": 9951.960000000001, "end": 9953.960000000001, "text": " She gonna run away when it gets hot!"}, {"start": 9953.960000000001, "end": 9956.960000000001, "text": " She gonna get the WHG and get a star!"}, {"start": 9965.960000000001, "end": 9968.960000000001, "text": " Wait, no, my compass ain't working no more!"}, {"start": 9970.960000000001, "end": 9972.960000000001, "text": " Bro, stop!"}, {"start": 9977.960000000001, "end": 9979.960000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9979.960000000001, "end": 9981.960000000001, "text": " Chape my compass ain't working no more"}, {"start": 9983.960000000001, "end": 9985.960000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9985.960000000001, "end": 9987.960000000001, "text": " Oh there it is, it's working now"}, {"start": 9997.960000000001, "end": 9999.960000000001, "text": " Easy"}, {"start": 10001.960000000001, "end": 10003.960000000001, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 10003.960000000001, "end": 10005.960000000001, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 10005.960000000001, "end": 10007.960000000001, "text": " easy."}, {"start": 10011.960000000001, "end": 10013.960000000001, "text": " Chad won't be scary. You're cleaning that toilet or that."}, {"start": 10017.960000000001, "end": 10019.960000000001, "text": " Willie, Willie."}, {"start": 10021.960000000001, "end": 10026.960000000001, "text": " Okay, I don't know where all this is going to lead us. I'll admit right now completely lost."}, {"start": 10027.960000000001, "end": 10029.960000000001, "text": " But I've got a message once again from the children."}, {"start": 10029.960000000001, "end": 10034.960000000001, "text": " The next attack might be terrible, but you have to save all the children, no matter what."}, {"start": 10034.960000000001, "end": 10037.960000000001, "text": " You have to save every one of them, without exception."}, {"start": 10037.960000000001, "end": 10039.960000000001, "text": " What does this mean? I have no idea."}, {"start": 10039.960000000001, "end": 10042.960000000001, "text": " Once again, I don't even know if they exist."}, {"start": 10042.960000000001, "end": 10045.960000000001, "text": " Either I'm a product of your imagination or your subconscious,"}, {"start": 10045.960000000001, "end": 10048.960000000001, "text": " or I'm a messenger from another world, from a parallel world."}, {"start": 10048.960000000001, "end": 10050.960000000001, "text": " But who could say?"}, {"start": 10050.960000000001, "end": 10065.720000000001, "text": " How you doing? May I help you, Lynn? Ah, I'm relieved. Did you hear the news? They found"}, {"start": 10065.720000000001, "end": 10071.320000000002, "text": " one of the kids who had gone missing, a girl named Ginny. Wait, Ginny? That was the sister"}, {"start": 10071.320000000002, "end": 10079.080000000002, "text": " of the kid that was in here earlier. Well, that's good. Her sister came to find her"}, {"start": 10079.08, "end": 10082.84, "text": " the hospital. They found her wandering the streets covered in blood. Thankfully, it wasn't"}, {"start": 10082.84, "end": 10092.0, "text": " her blood. Wait, was that the girl that I saved? She's in shock. She's doing badly. We"}, {"start": 10092.0, "end": 10095.78, "text": " still don't know what happened to her, but it's not a pretty sight on this. The only"}, {"start": 10095.78, "end": 10100.84, "text": " thing she was able to say was a fairy set me free and killed the monsters. Wait, that"}, {"start": 10100.84, "end": 10102.92, "text": " That was me, I'm the fairy."}, {"start": 10102.92, "end": 10105.460000000001, "text": " I was the fairy, and I killed Spoon."}, {"start": 10118.36, "end": 10120.04, "text": " Can fairies kill?"}, {"start": 10120.04, "end": 10122.22, "text": " Can fairies form from fairy tales"}, {"start": 10122.22, "end": 10124.880000000001, "text": " really kill someone with a hammer?"}, {"start": 10124.880000000001, "end": 10127.04, "text": " Hammer, we ain't got no hammer in here."}, {"start": 10127.04, "end": 10128.56, "text": " I mean, that's crazy."}, {"start": 10128.56, "end": 10134.56, "text": " I didn't say that it was here, but I was just saying that we didn't have a hammer here just in case they might try to like."}, {"start": 10141.56, "end": 10145.56, "text": " But she hasn't said a word since. She's in shock anyway. I got good news we'll find her, right?"}, {"start": 10145.56, "end": 10151.56, "text": " I'll take a chicken burger mint small fry. It's not a chicken burger, it's a chicken sandwich!"}, {"start": 10152.439999999999, "end": 10157.4, "text": " Yo big Toby aka big T-Bow let me get a chick a sound was drawn"}, {"start": 10158.519999999999, "end": 10160.119999999999, "text": " She can sell"}, {"start": 10160.119999999999, "end": 10164.6, "text": " Let me get a small problem that no we got a small problem here, but it's in here about two hours, but it's fine"}, {"start": 10170.24, "end": 10173.72, "text": " Chat we're about to give her these fries that have been sitting here since the start of the game"}, {"start": 10173.72, "end": 10175.48, "text": " It is what it is"}, {"start": 10175.48, "end": 10179.8, "text": " We got to cut costs around here. The things are stale and cold at this point"}, {"start": 10181.56, "end": 10188.119999999999, "text": " Bro just cleaned the toilet and didn't wash his hands in his servant food"}, {"start": 10197.24, "end": 10201.48, "text": " Here you go, Lynn help you enjoy thank you is that"}, {"start": 10211.56, "end": 10218.279999999999, "text": " Bro got aura hold up chat. Where did Tina go by the way? We ain't seen Tina in a minute"}, {"start": 10224.68, "end": 10227.16, "text": " I'll be right back. I gotta take the trash out"}, {"start": 10229.88, "end": 10231.88, "text": " W employee chat y'all know how I do"}, {"start": 10242.56, "end": 10243.56, "text": " Tina?"}, {"start": 10249.56, "end": 10250.56, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 10258.56, "end": 10259.56, "text": " Kelly? What?"}, {"start": 10262.56, "end": 10263.56, "text": " Girl, Tina OD."}, {"start": 10264.56, "end": 10266.56, "text": " She was a junkie. I don't know if you knew that."}, {"start": 10266.56, "end": 10272.439999999999, "text": " that. You're covered in blood holding a butcher's knife and she's covered in"}, {"start": 10272.439999999999, "end": 10275.8, "text": " blood. I don't think she OD'd."}, {"start": 10281.84, "end": 10284.08, "text": " Why did you kill Tina?"}, {"start": 10287.039999999999, "end": 10291.119999999999, "text": " So anyway, you work here at Billy's Burger Small World. Did you know"}, {"start": 10291.119999999999, "end": 10294.039999999999, "text": " Tina? She is my co worker."}, {"start": 10294.04, "end": 10302.04, "text": " I'm telling you Tina OD. I don't know what you think of me. I've just got here. I'm looking for my brother ages spoon. Do you know him?"}, {"start": 10307.04, "end": 10311.04, "text": " He's the neighborhood cop. I told you every one of my family was in the police."}, {"start": 10312.04, "end": 10315.04, "text": " All right, listen, get back to work. I'll take care of this."}, {"start": 10319.04, "end": 10321.04, "text": " She did not OD."}, {"start": 10324.04, "end": 10331.04, "text": " Chatsena has been murdered."}, {"start": 10331.04, "end": 10346.04, "text": " That's the artist?"}, {"start": 10346.04, "end": 10347.04, "text": " Is that Leon?"}, {"start": 10347.04, "end": 10348.52, "text": " No, it's Kevin."}, {"start": 10348.52, "end": 10350.800000000001, "text": " We thought it was Leon earlier when he walked in."}, {"start": 10350.800000000001, "end": 10351.800000000001, "text": " His name's Kevin."}, {"start": 10351.800000000001, "end": 10353.7, "text": " He's weird."}, {"start": 10353.7, "end": 10356.34, "text": " He thought it was Leon, though."}, {"start": 10356.34, "end": 10357.54, "text": " Finally, I found you."}, {"start": 10357.54, "end": 10360.18, "text": " You know, I've been watching you for quite some time."}, {"start": 10360.18, "end": 10362.5, "text": " You're a bit of an unfinished work to me."}, {"start": 10362.5, "end": 10365.220000000001, "text": " But unfortunately, you chose the wrong city, wrong job,"}, {"start": 10365.220000000001, "end": 10367.54, "text": " because all my friends are here."}, {"start": 10367.54, "end": 10368.62, "text": " We all grew up here."}, {"start": 10368.62, "end": 10370.94, "text": " We went to the same school."}, {"start": 10370.94, "end": 10375.220000000001, "text": " And we all love the same things, the same burgers."}, {"start": 10375.220000000001, "end": 10377.060000000001, "text": " We're going to have to settle this all together."}, {"start": 10377.060000000001, "end": 10380.460000000001, "text": " And Ernie, and Ernie there, when he told me about you,"}, {"start": 10380.460000000001, "end": 10381.740000000002, "text": " I couldn't believe my eyes."}, {"start": 10381.74, "end": 10385.3, "text": " but also Rufus, my old friend from the motel."}, {"start": 10385.3, "end": 10388.18, "text": " When he told me about you, I was over the moon."}, {"start": 10388.18, "end": 10390.34, "text": " But now we got a serious problem."}, {"start": 10390.34, "end": 10392.14, "text": " Our best friend, Agent Spoon,"}, {"start": 10392.14, "end": 10394.98, "text": " something happened to him in the basement."}, {"start": 10394.98, "end": 10397.06, "text": " We're now sure Tina has nothing to do with it,"}, {"start": 10397.06, "end": 10398.74, "text": " so it's you."}, {"start": 10398.74, "end": 10399.86, "text": " We're gonna settle the score,"}, {"start": 10399.86, "end": 10402.02, "text": " but my friends gave me a gift."}, {"start": 10402.02, "end": 10404.46, "text": " And what a gift to offer you to me."}, {"start": 10404.46, "end": 10406.66, "text": " I'm finally gonna be able to finish my canvas."}, {"start": 10406.66, "end": 10420.34, "text": " They all, it was all a setup."}, {"start": 10420.34, "end": 10430.26, "text": " They were all up in there."}, {"start": 10430.26, "end": 10437.26, "text": " He on my butt."}, {"start": 10437.26, "end": 10444.26, "text": " He on my butt."}, {"start": 10444.26, "end": 10459.26, "text": " This part is so goofy."}, {"start": 10459.26, "end": 10469.26, "text": " 3 more, we're good!"}, {"start": 10469.26, "end": 10470.26, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10470.26, "end": 10471.26, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10471.26, "end": 10480.26, "text": " Come on, this is messed up!"}, {"start": 10480.26, "end": 10496.54, "text": " If it wasn't for these goofy parts right here in this game, I would likely be like"}, {"start": 10496.54, "end": 10498.7, "text": " Like a through and through banger, no joke."}, {"start": 10502.580000000002, "end": 10505.580000000002, "text": " I mean the game's still good, it's just this war is like."}, {"start": 10513.42, "end": 10514.26, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 10518.18, "end": 10519.7, "text": " Last one chat, we're good."}, {"start": 10523.380000000001, "end": 10524.380000000001, "text": " He tried to cut me, oh!"}, {"start": 10524.380000000001, "end": 10548.740000000002, "text": " We just killed everybody."}, {"start": 10548.740000000002, "end": 10551.740000000002, "text": " And there was no artist."}, {"start": 10551.74, "end": 10555.14, "text": " So it was all in her head and she just killed a bunch of people."}, {"start": 10555.14, "end": 10558.74, "text": " That's what it said at the start of the game too."}, {"start": 10558.74, "end": 10578.74, "text": " They want me!"}, {"start": 10578.74, "end": 10579.74, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10579.74, "end": 10585.74, "text": " Were those cardboard cutouts?"}, {"start": 10585.74, "end": 10602.22, "text": " Kate had long suffered from paranoia attack, she had truly entered another world, where"}, {"start": 10602.22, "end": 10605.66, "text": " all of it was merely the product of her imagination."}, {"start": 10605.66, "end": 10607.539999999999, "text": " was she taking refuge in that universe"}, {"start": 10607.539999999999, "end": 10609.9, "text": " to escape what she was doing in ours?"}, {"start": 10609.9, "end": 10612.78, "text": " No one was ever able to establish it with certainty."}, {"start": 10615.02, "end": 10617.52, "text": " And yet, several months after the event at Billy's Burger,"}, {"start": 10617.52, "end": 10620.68, "text": " the Miracle Miles police uncovered a major ring"}, {"start": 10620.68, "end": 10623.6, "text": " of sexual predators targeting children,"}, {"start": 10623.6, "end": 10625.539999999999, "text": " the investigation revealed that Billy's Burger"}, {"start": 10625.539999999999, "end": 10626.94, "text": " was directly involved."}, {"start": 10626.94, "end": 10627.78, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 10627.78, "end": 10629.26, "text": " So she wasn't hallucinating."}, {"start": 10629.26, "end": 10639.34, "text": " The artist however managed to escape the carnage and is still at large today and three new"}, {"start": 10639.34, "end": 10640.68, "text": " victims have already been counted."}, {"start": 10640.68, "end": 10644.26, "text": " Kate was never found."}, {"start": 10644.26, "end": 10649.12, "text": " And ambulance took her away alive that night but no hospital."}, {"start": 10649.12, "end": 10654.34, "text": " She seemed to have simply vanished."}, {"start": 10654.34, "end": 10657.4, "text": " People smoke of a woman appearing at night with a hammer and ended up giving her the"}, {"start": 10657.4, "end": 10665.359999999999, "text": " name. The hammer fairy. Some"}, {"start": 10665.359999999999, "end": 10667.0, "text": " stories in with answers others"}, {"start": 10667.0, "end": 10668.52, "text": " leave behind nothing but doubt."}, {"start": 10669.32, "end": 10670.68, "text": " Did we witness the darkness or"}, {"start": 10670.68, "end": 10672.119999999999, "text": " didn't show us part of itself?"}, {"start": 10675.24, "end": 10679.88, "text": " Game of the year. That game was"}, {"start": 10679.88, "end": 10681.48, "text": " actually good. The only thing I"}, {"start": 10681.48, "end": 10682.68, "text": " didn't like was those goofy"}, {"start": 10682.68, "end": 10683.92, "text": " running segments. The game would"}, {"start": 10683.92, "end": 10685.16, "text": " have been way better without it."}, {"start": 10685.16, "end": 10690.16, "text": " But still that was a good game, not gonna lie, I really enjoyed that game of the year,"}, {"start": 10690.16, "end": 10691.16, "text": " said Jack."}, {"start": 10691.16, "end": 10693.16, "text": " Say it with me."}, {"start": 10693.16, "end": 10696.16, "text": " Say it with me, Jack."}, {"start": 10696.16, "end": 10699.16, "text": " Say it with me."}, {"start": 10699.16, "end": 10707.16, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 10707.16, "end": 10710.16, "text": " Say it with me."}, {"start": 10710.16, "end": 10714.16, "text": " Game of the year, buddy."}, {"start": 10714.16, "end": 10716.16, "text": " You already know."}, {"start": 10716.16, "end": 10720.16, "text": " And you already know what other time it is too."}, {"start": 10720.16, "end": 10722.16, "text": " Yeah, you do."}, {"start": 10722.16, "end": 10726.16, "text": " Time for us to make some money."}, {"start": 10726.16, "end": 10732.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10732.16, "end": 10753.039999999999, "text": " time for us to make some money time for another episode of the Stanky Shores"}, {"start": 10753.04, "end": 10765.04, "text": " that is for sure. Lock in, chat! It's time for another episode!"}, {"start": 10933.04, "end": 10935.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10952.0, "end": 10954.0, "text": " Walk in"}, {"start": 10963.04, "end": 10981.04, "text": " Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 10981.04, "end": 10983.04, "text": " Do you got some stanky drawers?"}, {"start": 10983.04, "end": 10985.04, "text": " Let me get a sniff."}, {"start": 10985.04, "end": 10987.04, "text": " Aha!"}, {"start": 10999.04, "end": 11008.04, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the most successful business on the planet Earth to open its doors yet again."}, {"start": 11008.04, "end": 11012.28, "text": " Yo, Trab with the 20 gifted, W Trab with the 20 gifted,"}, {"start": 11012.28, "end": 11019.28, "text": " pre-sate that Trab, W Trab, W Gav, pre-sate, Gats, huh?"}, {"start": 11019.28, "end": 11022.68, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 11022.68, "end": 11025.92, "text": " Lock in, ladies and gentle fish."}, {"start": 11025.92, "end": 11028.580000000002, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 11028.580000000002, "end": 11030.92, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 11030.92, "end": 11036.78, "text": " If you were not here, if you were not here"}, {"start": 11036.78, "end": 11045.02, "text": " on yesterday's episode of Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 11045.02, "end": 11048.62, "text": " What we did was we installed a automatic,"}, {"start": 11048.62, "end": 11050.060000000001, "text": " why's that thing look so raggedy?"}, {"start": 11053.86, "end": 11057.74, "text": " We installed an automatic ticket machine."}, {"start": 11057.74, "end": 11060.7, "text": " A lot of big things happened yesterday, actually."}, {"start": 11060.7, "end": 11063.78, "text": " We installed an automatic ticket machine."}, {"start": 11063.78, "end": 11071.68, "text": " And we introduced the Stanky Shores trademarked triple death"}, {"start": 11071.68, "end": 11073.480000000001, "text": " flyover zone."}, {"start": 11073.480000000001, "end": 11074.44, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 11074.44, "end": 11075.6, "text": " I have not seen that yet."}, {"start": 11075.6, "end": 11076.36, "text": " Artists, I'll repeat that."}, {"start": 11076.36, "end": 11079.560000000001, "text": " Thank you, artists."}, {"start": 11079.560000000001, "end": 11083.480000000001, "text": " We also made all this expansion here."}, {"start": 11083.480000000001, "end": 11086.800000000001, "text": " People are loving the Stanky Shores right now."}, {"start": 11086.800000000001, "end": 11089.2, "text": " So what we're doing now is we're"}, {"start": 11089.2, "end": 11090.960000000001, "text": " waiting for 50 ticket sales."}, {"start": 11090.960000000001, "end": 11093.68, "text": " We're going to have two and a half stars, finally."}, {"start": 11093.68, "end": 11095.02, "text": " Let me paint that thing real quick."}, {"start": 11095.02, "end": 11097.220000000001, "text": " That thing look rough right there."}, {"start": 11097.220000000001, "end": 11098.7, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 11098.7, "end": 11099.54, "text": " I gotta paint that."}, {"start": 11099.54, "end": 11101.7, "text": " What color should I paint the cheeky machine?"}, {"start": 11108.02, "end": 11108.98, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 11114.66, "end": 11115.5, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 11115.5, "end": 11116.34, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 11116.34, "end": 11117.7, "text": " That actually, I like that."}, {"start": 11117.7, "end": 11126.820000000002, "text": " Yeah, we'll we'll leave it at that stands out so people know like a we got an automatic"}, {"start": 11126.820000000002, "end": 11134.900000000001, "text": " ticket machine. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, let's open up. We need to save a little bit more"}, {"start": 11134.900000000001, "end": 11141.980000000001, "text": " money and we need some channel points. I mean research points lock in. Jax, we're gonna"}, {"start": 11141.980000000001, "end": 11147.54, "text": " have a big big biggie. Yo, Jax, we're gonna have a busy day today. I need you to lock"}, {"start": 11147.54, "end": 11154.94, "text": " in let's go everybody all hands on deck everybody locked in please let's get the"}, {"start": 11154.94, "end": 11159.980000000001, "text": " inside of this pain or two it's time to do that time to get that done boom"}, {"start": 11159.980000000001, "end": 11167.820000000002, "text": " claim claim claim chat look at the inside of the office now look at this"}, {"start": 11167.820000000002, "end": 11173.42, "text": " place it's absolutely beautiful I tell you beautiful bourbon with the five"}, {"start": 11173.42, "end": 11179.3, "text": " Thank you. How you doing, Jacar? We hope you having a great day today. Everybody"}, {"start": 11179.3, "end": 11185.42, "text": " hope you'll have a great day at the stanky shores. I appreciate all y'all being"}, {"start": 11185.42, "end": 11191.22, "text": " here for sure. Thank y'all so much. Heard somebody giggling"}, {"start": 11191.22, "end": 11194.9, "text": " sinisterly. Is somebody in here where they're not supposed to be? Let me find"}, {"start": 11194.9, "end": 11201.06, "text": " out. No, we're good. The trumpet. No, we only do the trumpet when we have"}, {"start": 11201.06, "end": 11205.779999999999, "text": " something like new in or else people could be like oh he's just got the trumpet"}, {"start": 11205.779999999999, "end": 11208.859999999999, "text": " out again nothing nothing else is happening you know so we only do that"}, {"start": 11208.859999999999, "end": 11215.1, "text": " when we have something brand new in okay we're not having a lot of customers"}, {"start": 11215.1, "end": 11227.02, "text": " Slow. There ain't no way you're drowning at 10.56 AM at a water park."}, {"start": 11227.02, "end": 11234.5, "text": " Jacarie, really? You good? Be more careful please."}, {"start": 11234.5, "end": 11237.220000000001, "text": " We don't have lifeguards on hand here. Thank you."}, {"start": 11237.220000000001, "end": 11243.02, "text": " Please be careful. Chat this dude."}, {"start": 11243.02, "end": 11251.54, "text": " This dude is literally, literally drowning at 10 something a.m. at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 11251.54, "end": 11252.54, "text": " Big dog."}, {"start": 11252.54, "end": 11253.54, "text": " Any other time would have been accepted."}, {"start": 11253.54, "end": 11254.54, "text": " Oh, I'm so..."}, {"start": 11254.54, "end": 11255.54, "text": " Let him!"}, {"start": 11255.54, "end": 11257.54, "text": " I'm so mad at myself."}, {"start": 11274.86, "end": 11276.34, "text": " Yo, chat, no joke."}, {"start": 11280.34, "end": 11284.26, "text": " We might have to rename the place BVL Bay."}, {"start": 11284.26, "end": 11287.26, "text": " Everybody that walks in here has got a BBL."}, {"start": 11298.9, "end": 11302.22, "text": " Yours, IRL."}, {"start": 11302.22, "end": 11306.62, "text": " IRL and in-game, but let's do a comparison."}, {"start": 11306.62, "end": 11309.78, "text": " You're getting out BBL'd, ma'am."}, {"start": 11309.78, "end": 11311.98, "text": " Wait a minute!"}, {"start": 11311.98, "end": 11313.779999999999, "text": " You're getting out, BBL."}, {"start": 11313.779999999999, "end": 11315.939999999999, "text": " Loki, I win that."}, {"start": 11315.939999999999, "end": 11317.5, "text": " Loki, I win that."}, {"start": 11317.5, "end": 11321.14, "text": " Wait, I actually win that, Loki."}, {"start": 11321.14, "end": 11322.22, "text": " Lemonade with ice on lemon."}, {"start": 11322.22, "end": 11323.06, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 11323.06, "end": 11324.22, "text": " Have yourself a great state."}, {"start": 11324.22, "end": 11326.98, "text": " Does anybody want to be the first customer of the day"}, {"start": 11326.98, "end": 11329.18, "text": " to do the triple flyover death zone?"}, {"start": 11329.18, "end": 11330.26, "text": " Who's interested?"}, {"start": 11333.26, "end": 11334.22, "text": " Try not to win that."}, {"start": 11334.22, "end": 11335.859999999999, "text": " Stop, bro."}, {"start": 11335.859999999999, "end": 11337.539999999999, "text": " Who is peeing in the pool?"}, {"start": 11337.539999999999, "end": 11338.58, "text": " Don't play with me."}, {"start": 11341.98, "end": 11347.779999999999, "text": " Ho peeing in the- get out of here Tristan let's make an example out of you."}, {"start": 11347.779999999999, "end": 11350.859999999999, "text": " Tristan I heard you like water parks."}, {"start": 11350.859999999999, "end": 11352.98, "text": " Tristan I heard you like swimming."}, {"start": 11352.98, "end": 11356.98, "text": " Well big dog, I got you unlimited swimming time now."}, {"start": 11356.98, "end": 11358.98, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 11371.98, "end": 11377.98, "text": " Enjoy the swim Tristan!"}, {"start": 11377.98, "end": 11379.98, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 11379.98, "end": 11388.98, "text": " I did not mean to do, I am so sorry, I did not mean to do that, I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 11388.98, "end": 11390.98, "text": " Somebody else is drowning."}, {"start": 11390.98, "end": 11392.98, "text": " One moment ma'am, I'll be right with you."}, {"start": 11392.98, "end": 11393.98, "text": " Let me go get the ring."}, {"start": 11393.98, "end": 11394.98, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 11394.98, "end": 11395.98, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 11395.98, "end": 11397.98, "text": " Here we go already."}, {"start": 11397.98, "end": 11399.98, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 11399.98, "end": 11402.56, "text": " Here you go, Addison."}, {"start": 11402.56, "end": 11404.98, "text": " Oh, that was clean."}, {"start": 11404.98, "end": 11407.279999999999, "text": " Oh, my goodness, that was clean."}, {"start": 11407.279999999999, "end": 11410.98, "text": " Wait, why is nobody going to the concession stand today?"}, {"start": 11410.98, "end": 11414.48, "text": " Matter of fact, why is there not that many people in here?"}, {"start": 11414.48, "end": 11416.48, "text": " Did we fall off?"}, {"start": 11416.48, "end": 11418.98, "text": " Sadie, are you going to be the first person?"}, {"start": 11418.98, "end": 11421.98, "text": " Sadie, you are the first person."}, {"start": 11429.98, "end": 11434.98, "text": " What do you think you're doing?"}, {"start": 11434.98, "end": 11437.98, "text": " Get out of here!"}, {"start": 11437.98, "end": 11438.98, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 11438.98, "end": 11441.98, "text": " You ain't gonna come in here and disrespect my property!"}, {"start": 11441.98, "end": 11445.98, "text": " Come out!"}, {"start": 11445.98, "end": 11447.98, "text": " My bad Jacks, my fault be gone, you good?"}, {"start": 11447.98, "end": 11450.98, "text": " Oh, he ain't good."}, {"start": 11450.98, "end": 11452.98, "text": " You gonna come in here and disrespect me?"}, {"start": 11452.98, "end": 11457.98, "text": " You got me messed up?"}, {"start": 11457.98, "end": 11459.82, "text": " Don't come back either."}, {"start": 11459.82, "end": 11461.06, "text": " Somebody can just stand."}, {"start": 11463.48, "end": 11464.619999999999, "text": " That was so clean."}, {"start": 11465.859999999999, "end": 11467.539999999999, "text": " How you doing, Aiden?"}, {"start": 11467.539999999999, "end": 11468.82, "text": " What you want playing hot dog?"}, {"start": 11468.82, "end": 11469.66, "text": " I got you right there."}, {"start": 11469.66, "end": 11470.66, "text": " Thank you so much, Aiden."}, {"start": 11470.66, "end": 11474.74, "text": " Yo, Addison, there's like five other showers right here."}, {"start": 11476.8, "end": 11479.1, "text": " Yo, Addison, there's like five other showers."}, {"start": 11480.1, "end": 11481.34, "text": " Okay, well, that's fine."}, {"start": 11482.779999999999, "end": 11483.619999999999, "text": " Okay, whatever."}, {"start": 11486.1, "end": 11487.18, "text": " Yeah, who peed in the pool?"}, {"start": 11487.18, "end": 11488.18, "text": " Hold up, where?"}, {"start": 11492.94, "end": 11494.380000000001, "text": " Who pee-peed in the pool?"}, {"start": 11496.82, "end": 11498.62, "text": " Chat, five more tickets."}, {"start": 11498.62, "end": 11499.9, "text": " Is that water clean?"}, {"start": 11501.94, "end": 11502.9, "text": " That doesn't look clean."}, {"start": 11502.9, "end": 11504.34, "text": " Let me get this."}, {"start": 11507.42, "end": 11508.7, "text": " Nobody come in here real quick."}, {"start": 11508.7, "end": 11510.34, "text": " I'm getting this cleaned."}, {"start": 11512.42, "end": 11513.460000000001, "text": " All right, there we go."}, {"start": 11513.460000000001, "end": 11514.300000000001, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 11547.18, "end": 11549.26, "text": " What can I do for you, Aaliyah?"}, {"start": 11549.26, "end": 11550.42, "text": " You want a regular lemonade?"}, {"start": 11550.42, "end": 11551.26, "text": " There you go, Chad."}, {"start": 11551.26, "end": 11554.62, "text": " We are four ticket sales away."}, {"start": 11555.62, "end": 11558.42, "text": " Four ticket sales away from two and a half stars."}, {"start": 11558.42, "end": 11560.7, "text": " I was here, it was good, Boston."}, {"start": 11560.7, "end": 11562.26, "text": " Regular lemonade, there you go."}, {"start": 11562.26, "end": 11563.800000000001, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 11564.9, "end": 11566.86, "text": " All right, hope you're having a great day today."}, {"start": 11566.86, "end": 11568.1, "text": " You want mustard on that?"}, {"start": 11568.1, "end": 11568.94, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 11568.94, "end": 11569.76, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11569.76, "end": 11570.82, "text": " What can I do for you?"}, {"start": 11570.82, "end": 11571.82, "text": " Chili lime on that."}, {"start": 11571.82, "end": 11572.78, "text": " I gotta go get some more popcorn."}, {"start": 11572.78, "end": 11574.54, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 11574.54, "end": 11576.14, "text": " You'll get some more popcorn."}, {"start": 11577.84, "end": 11582.98, "text": " It's going a little too smooth. This is a really smooth shift right here. Not gonna lie. Don't jinx it though"}, {"start": 11584.26, "end": 11586.26, "text": " Popcorn"}, {"start": 11587.380000000001, "end": 11589.380000000001, "text": " Excuse you"}, {"start": 11607.18, "end": 11614.18, "text": " Jacks, we got a customer pulling out on their mama fault."}, {"start": 11629.18, "end": 11632.18, "text": " What did this go? Just go!"}, {"start": 11637.18, "end": 11643.9, "text": " Are you good ain't nobody you get that much air without that what all that turd"}, {"start": 11643.9, "end": 11648.14, "text": " cutter behind you do it no way you caught that much air with all that turd"}, {"start": 11648.14, "end": 11656.74, "text": " cutter behind you do it no way Jax Jax customer man I'm so sorry about him I'm"}, {"start": 11656.74, "end": 11664.18, "text": " so sorry we get this call me clean"}, {"start": 11664.18, "end": 11668.18, "text": " The more popcorn in there, nobody's going on the triple fly over death zone."}, {"start": 11668.18, "end": 11669.18, "text": " There's somebody."}, {"start": 11669.18, "end": 11672.18, "text": " Not the cleanest, but not the worst."}, {"start": 11672.18, "end": 11673.18, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 11673.18, "end": 11674.18, "text": " Let him rest."}, {"start": 11674.18, "end": 11675.18, "text": " He don't need to rest."}, {"start": 11675.18, "end": 11676.18, "text": " Do I get rest?"}, {"start": 11676.18, "end": 11677.18, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11677.18, "end": 11680.18, "text": " I'm running around like a chicken with his head cut off."}, {"start": 11680.18, "end": 11682.18, "text": " Doing that thing I can't keep this place running."}, {"start": 11682.18, "end": 11683.18, "text": " He needs a rest."}, {"start": 11683.18, "end": 11684.18, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 11684.18, "end": 11685.18, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 11685.18, "end": 11687.18, "text": " You want to eliminate what I say?"}, {"start": 11687.18, "end": 11688.18, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 11688.18, "end": 11689.18, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 11689.18, "end": 11690.18, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 11690.18, "end": 11697.18, "text": " five trash bins with two proceeds."}, {"start": 11697.18, "end": 11701.18, "text": " Shatter these two prestige."}, {"start": 11701.18, "end": 11704.18, "text": " No, we got to unlock the new trash bins."}, {"start": 11704.18, "end": 11709.18, "text": " I'm going to go to Braxton."}, {"start": 11709.18, "end": 11715.18, "text": " You nasty."}, {"start": 11715.18, "end": 11716.18, "text": " Oh, you want to hunt down?"}, {"start": 11716.18, "end": 11718.18, "text": " Okay, Tristan, hold up."}, {"start": 11718.18, "end": 11719.18, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 11719.18, "end": 11722.380000000001, "text": " on that you want mustard on that"}, {"start": 11723.1, "end": 11726.62, "text": " there you go how you doing Evana you"}, {"start": 11726.62, "end": 11728.42, "text": " will eliminate what I sand lemon in it"}, {"start": 11728.42, "end": 11730.1, "text": " there you go thank you so much how you"}, {"start": 11730.1, "end": 11731.62, "text": " doing Reagan you won't catch up on"}, {"start": 11731.62, "end": 11733.14, "text": " that there you go I'm just one hot dog"}, {"start": 11733.14, "end": 11736.380000000001, "text": " cook I'll be right back y'all"}, {"start": 11736.380000000001, "end": 11743.380000000001, "text": " I had an invisible glove on man."}, {"start": 11743.380000000001, "end": 11747.380000000001, "text": " What was I getting?"}, {"start": 11747.380000000001, "end": 11748.380000000001, "text": " Hot dogs."}, {"start": 11748.380000000001, "end": 11754.380000000001, "text": " Man, you've been in the store for about five hours Veronica."}, {"start": 11754.380000000001, "end": 11758.380000000001, "text": " Don't you hit, don't you hit."}, {"start": 11758.380000000001, "end": 11762.380000000001, "text": " I don't mistake it."}, {"start": 11762.380000000001, "end": 11763.380000000001, "text": " You good?"}, {"start": 11763.380000000001, "end": 11764.380000000001, "text": " That wasn't my fault."}, {"start": 11764.380000000001, "end": 11767.580000000002, "text": " Where am I? Oh, I'm about to say I almost lost my hot dogs."}, {"start": 11772.1, "end": 11775.34, "text": " Oh, I'm so sorry for the delay here."}, {"start": 11775.94, "end": 11778.1, "text": " How can I help you?"}, {"start": 11778.1, "end": 11781.140000000001, "text": " Lemonade with ice and lemon. There you go. Thank you."}, {"start": 11781.54, "end": 11784.7, "text": " Jess, we go ahead and unlock the."}, {"start": 11784.900000000001, "end": 11787.62, "text": " Shlong, you good? Oh, yeah, you good."}, {"start": 11788.580000000002, "end": 11791.140000000001, "text": " Let's go ahead and unlock the new trash cans real quick."}, {"start": 11791.14, "end": 11797.14, "text": " Okay, where would that be? That would probably be in like maintenance maybe?"}, {"start": 11797.14, "end": 11800.14, "text": " What do you have?"}, {"start": 11802.14, "end": 11808.14, "text": " Modern trash bins. We do not have enough. We need seven channel points for that."}, {"start": 11809.14, "end": 11811.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11813.14, "end": 11815.14, "text": " Shash, should I get the blob?"}, {"start": 11817.14, "end": 11819.14, "text": " Or should I save?"}, {"start": 11821.14, "end": 11823.14, "text": " I'm getting a blob. You got me messed up. I got a blob."}, {"start": 11824.42, "end": 11826.019999999999, "text": " Chat, let's make a blob zone."}, {"start": 11828.18, "end": 11829.619999999999, "text": " Y'all want to make a blob zone?"}, {"start": 11830.74, "end": 11833.14, "text": " What's good, Wilder? Where's Calmer at?"}, {"start": 11834.18, "end": 11835.539999999999, "text": " Mustard on there. There you go."}, {"start": 11836.66, "end": 11846.42, "text": " Chat, everybody give a great warm welcome to the blob zone."}, {"start": 11846.42, "end": 11857.86, "text": " right here. Let's put a blob right here. And let's put a doodoo blob right there. Wait."}, {"start": 11857.86, "end": 11872.14, "text": " If they jump all the diving wards, are they hitting those? Hold on. Are y'all good? Wait"}, {"start": 11872.14, "end": 11875.14, "text": " I'm about to cook up something devious with these."}, {"start": 11875.14, "end": 11877.14, "text": " Yo ho ho ho, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 11877.14, "end": 11880.14, "text": " I'm about to... oh my goodness, I'm gonna cook up something devious."}, {"start": 11890.14, "end": 11891.14, "text": " I'm on my way!"}, {"start": 11892.14, "end": 11893.14, "text": " One second!"}, {"start": 11896.14, "end": 11897.14, "text": " Oh, they might, they might die on me."}, {"start": 11898.14, "end": 11899.14, "text": " They might die on me."}, {"start": 11902.14, "end": 11909.699999999999, "text": " You're good. Oh no. Hold on. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. There you go. You're good. I'm"}, {"start": 11909.699999999999, "end": 11913.9, "text": " so sorry for that delay. I hope you have a rest, a good rest of your day at the Stanky"}, {"start": 11913.9, "end": 11919.58, "text": " Shores. Thank you. Chad, just wait. I'm about to cook on something insane. Y'all don't"}, {"start": 11919.58, "end": 11928.18, "text": " understand. Something crazy is about to get cooked up. How does this hit? That's"}, {"start": 11928.18, "end": 11937.82, "text": " I'm not what I want to- Dude!"}, {"start": 11937.82, "end": 11938.82, "text": " Chat just wait."}, {"start": 11938.82, "end": 11940.86, "text": " I'm already thinking of something insane."}, {"start": 11940.86, "end": 11943.5, "text": " Oh my goodness, you don't understand how good it's going to be."}, {"start": 11943.5, "end": 11944.5, "text": " How can I help you, Alan?"}, {"start": 11944.5, "end": 11945.5, "text": " You want to catch up on that hot dog?"}, {"start": 11945.5, "end": 11946.5, "text": " There you go, Alan."}, {"start": 11946.5, "end": 11947.5, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11947.5, "end": 11973.42, "text": " Let me go back to uh, the side don't real quick."}, {"start": 11973.42, "end": 11979.26, "text": " Oh, my ACL, don't hold up."}, {"start": 11979.26, "end": 11983.94, "text": " Jack, do y'all even have a beginning of a thought"}, {"start": 11983.94, "end": 11985.34, "text": " as to what I'm about to cook up?"}, {"start": 11985.34, "end": 11986.34, "text": " Because I don't think you do."}, {"start": 11998.82, "end": 11999.7, "text": " You don't understand?"}, {"start": 11999.7, "end": 12000.82, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 12000.82, "end": 12004.82, "text": " Wait, do you think these bins are prestige too?"}, {"start": 12004.82, "end": 12005.32, "text": " Let me check."}, {"start": 12005.32, "end": 12007.5, "text": " I just bought it."}, {"start": 12007.5, "end": 12009.74, "text": " Oh, wait, no, I can't."}, {"start": 12009.74, "end": 12012.5, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 12012.5, "end": 12016.779999999999, "text": " Utility Ocean Bin?"}, {"start": 12016.779999999999, "end": 12018.539999999999, "text": " It is prestige too."}, {"start": 12018.539999999999, "end": 12022.22, "text": " We just cheated the system."}, {"start": 12022.22, "end": 12024.1, "text": " We don't have to wait for that now."}, {"start": 12026.66, "end": 12029.98, "text": " Chat, we got new trash cans."}, {"start": 12029.98, "end": 12032.3, "text": " We got new trash cans."}, {"start": 12032.3, "end": 12035.26, "text": " Oh my goodness, look at the range."}, {"start": 12048.779999999999, "end": 12053.38, "text": " Look at the, ladies and gentlemen, the Stanky Shores"}, {"start": 12053.38, "end": 12057.02, "text": " now has fancy trash cans."}, {"start": 12057.02, "end": 12058.9, "text": " Wait, that's so cool."}, {"start": 12058.9, "end": 12060.34, "text": " That's actually so cool."}, {"start": 12063.14, "end": 12063.98, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 12065.02, "end": 12065.9, "text": " Going a little crazy."}, {"start": 12065.9, "end": 12067.5, "text": " Would I have to do five of them though?"}, {"start": 12067.5, "end": 12071.06, "text": " Because that's what the quest makes me do."}, {"start": 12071.06, "end": 12072.74, "text": " That's beautiful right there."}, {"start": 12072.74, "end": 12074.539999999999, "text": " Absolutely beautiful, I tell you."}, {"start": 12078.18, "end": 12079.98, "text": " Empty your trash cans."}, {"start": 12081.3, "end": 12082.34, "text": " Please tell me the trash."}, {"start": 12082.34, "end": 12083.18, "text": " One."}, {"start": 12084.42, "end": 12085.26, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12086.1, "end": 12086.94, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 12086.94, "end": 12088.94, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 12088.94, "end": 12090.94, "text": " Form?"}, {"start": 12090.94, "end": 12103.94, "text": " The Stanky Shores is about to have vending machine services."}, {"start": 12103.94, "end": 12106.94, "text": " How many channel points does that cost? Let me see."}, {"start": 12106.94, "end": 12109.94, "text": " Attractions?"}, {"start": 12109.94, "end": 12112.94, "text": " I can do it right now. I just did it."}, {"start": 12112.94, "end": 12115.94, "text": " Oh my goodness, I just did it."}, {"start": 12115.94, "end": 12120.94, "text": " Where should we put the vending machines at?"}, {"start": 12120.94, "end": 12124.94, "text": " Should I put the vending machines next to the, uh, snaggy shore certified chill zone?"}, {"start": 12124.94, "end": 12130.94, "text": " I feel like I should. Like right here, if possible. Let me see."}, {"start": 12130.94, "end": 12134.94, "text": " Uh, utility snacks vending machines."}, {"start": 12134.94, "end": 12158.54, "text": " the seats. Well, honey, not before I want to do what I want to do. Okay, chat, are you"}, {"start": 12158.54, "end": 12172.02, "text": " You now ready for my devious plan that I have cooked up with the blobs?"}, {"start": 12172.02, "end": 12179.380000000001, "text": " I really hope you are, but I don't think you are."}, {"start": 12179.380000000001, "end": 12182.220000000001, "text": " The human mind can't comprehend what I'm about to do."}, {"start": 12182.220000000001, "end": 12183.220000000001, "text": " Do you understand?"}, {"start": 12183.22, "end": 12190.22, "text": " Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm not done."}, {"start": 12243.220000000001, "end": 12257.820000000002, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Stanky Shore's newest attraction, the Bullseye Blobs"}, {"start": 12257.820000000002, "end": 12259.220000000001, "text": " Skip."}, {"start": 12259.220000000001, "end": 12272.54, "text": " Only the truest of daredevils will ever attempt the Bullseye Blobs Skip."}, {"start": 12272.54, "end": 12274.240000000002, "text": " And here's how it works."}, {"start": 12277.94, "end": 12281.140000000001, "text": " Here's how it works, chat."}, {"start": 12281.140000000001, "end": 12282.740000000002, "text": " Lawsuits are going to skyrocket."}, {"start": 12282.740000000002, "end": 12285.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12285.34, "end": 12285.84, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 12288.42, "end": 12292.5, "text": " So here is how the bull's eye blob skip is going to work."}, {"start": 12292.5, "end": 12294.460000000001, "text": " You're going to go down the slide."}, {"start": 12294.460000000001, "end": 12297.54, "text": " You're going to go blob, blob, blob."}, {"start": 12297.54, "end": 12299.26, "text": " And if your form was correct, you're"}, {"start": 12299.26, "end": 12301.18, "text": " going to bull's eye into the small pool."}, {"start": 12302.54, "end": 12319.54, "text": " And to make it known that it's a bullseye, I'm going to paint that pool red."}, {"start": 12319.54, "end": 12323.740000000002, "text": " I'm about to test it, don't worry."}, {"start": 12323.740000000002, "end": 12327.660000000002, "text": " I don't have red, you hate to see it."}, {"start": 12327.66, "end": 12328.66, "text": " I'm gonna paint it yellow."}, {"start": 12333.9, "end": 12334.82, "text": " It's beautiful."}, {"start": 12338.06, "end": 12341.46, "text": " E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E,"}, {"start": 12341.46, "end": 12343.539999999999, "text": " let's see if it works."}, {"start": 12343.539999999999, "end": 12345.42, "text": " Why would it not work, chat, huh?"}, {"start": 12347.22, "end": 12348.06, "text": " Backwards."}, {"start": 12351.98, "end": 12353.98, "text": " Let me move that slide a little closer."}, {"start": 12357.66, "end": 12368.1, "text": " That was a bad form. That was bad form. I think my BBL legitimately hurts my"}, {"start": 12368.1, "end": 12397.5, "text": " on chances. That's a drowning hazard, but it's okay. They're going to sign a waiver."}, {"start": 12397.5, "end": 12400.42, "text": " I can't wait to see who the first person to do this is."}, {"start": 12408.08, "end": 12409.58, "text": " Maybe it just doesn't work for me."}, {"start": 12409.58, "end": 12411.5, "text": " Let's see if it works for them."}, {"start": 12411.5, "end": 12413.0, "text": " All right, let's open up again."}, {"start": 12416.06, "end": 12417.28, "text": " It's not gonna work."}, {"start": 12417.28, "end": 12420.08, "text": " They said the triple flyover zone wouldn't work."}, {"start": 12424.34, "end": 12425.18, "text": " And it did."}, {"start": 12427.5, "end": 12434.5, "text": " I see the vision. Watch this. Trumpet time."}, {"start": 12434.5, "end": 12456.86, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, do I have beautiful news for you? The Stanky Shores just installed"}, {"start": 12456.86, "end": 12459.1, "text": " It's newest attraction."}, {"start": 12461.54, "end": 12464.34, "text": " It just installed its newest attraction."}, {"start": 12464.34, "end": 12473.04, "text": " It is called the precision blob skip."}, {"start": 12473.04, "end": 12476.18, "text": " Who wants to be the first customer to do it?"}, {"start": 12476.18, "end": 12492.300000000001, "text": " Who wants to be the first customer to try the triple blob bullseye skip?"}, {"start": 12492.300000000001, "end": 12499.12, "text": " If you do it, we will give you a voucher for 2% off any purchases you make at the Stanky"}, {"start": 12499.12, "end": 12502.34, "text": " Shores that are worth more than $500."}, {"start": 12502.34, "end": 12504.5, "text": " So please, I insist,"}, {"start": 12508.32, "end": 12509.82, "text": " someone be"}, {"start": 12511.52, "end": 12514.62, "text": " the first person to try it."}, {"start": 12514.62, "end": 12515.62, "text": " Keep your eye out, chat."}, {"start": 12515.62, "end": 12517.86, "text": " We need to see if anybody's gonna do that."}, {"start": 12517.86, "end": 12519.9, "text": " How may I help you?"}, {"start": 12519.9, "end": 12521.02, "text": " Lemonade with ice."}, {"start": 12521.02, "end": 12521.86, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 12521.86, "end": 12522.7, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12522.7, "end": 12524.1, "text": " How can I help you, Wilder?"}, {"start": 12524.1, "end": 12524.94, "text": " Both on that."}, {"start": 12524.94, "end": 12525.78, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 12525.78, "end": 12528.78, "text": " First person on the triple flyover death zone today."}, {"start": 12528.78, "end": 12530.74, "text": " Let's see how your form is, sir."}, {"start": 12530.74, "end": 12531.74, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 12531.74, "end": 12533.24, "text": " Good luck, Mateo!"}, {"start": 12537.539999999999, "end": 12538.699999999999, "text": " He all right."}, {"start": 12538.699999999999, "end": 12539.539999999999, "text": " He okay."}, {"start": 12539.539999999999, "end": 12540.94, "text": " Yeah, he okay."}, {"start": 12540.94, "end": 12543.42, "text": " Who's gonna be the first brave soul?"}, {"start": 12543.42, "end": 12545.18, "text": " Chat, I am waiting."}, {"start": 12545.18, "end": 12547.94, "text": " Who is gonna be the first brave soul?"}, {"start": 12547.94, "end": 12550.9, "text": " Otto, I know you got it in ya."}, {"start": 12550.9, "end": 12552.3, "text": " Hit it with some speed,"}, {"start": 12552.3, "end": 12554.66, "text": " hit it with some form, and it'll be good."}, {"start": 12554.66, "end": 12555.82, "text": " Go, Otto!"}, {"start": 12557.5, "end": 12558.86, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 12558.86, "end": 12559.86, "text": " Is he getting up?"}, {"start": 12561.74, "end": 12564.02, "text": " You're good to go, buddy. Good job."}, {"start": 12564.02, "end": 12565.18, "text": " Oh, somebody's waiting on some stuff."}, {"start": 12565.18, "end": 12566.9, "text": " Let me get the clean."}, {"start": 12566.9, "end": 12568.58, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12568.58, "end": 12569.94, "text": " How can I help y'all?"}, {"start": 12569.94, "end": 12571.42, "text": " Pop one with cinnamon."}, {"start": 12571.42, "end": 12572.14, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 12572.14, "end": 12572.5, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12572.5, "end": 12573.5, "text": " What's good, Gabrielle?"}, {"start": 12573.5, "end": 12574.46, "text": " What you want?"}, {"start": 12574.46, "end": 12575.58, "text": " Regular butter?"}, {"start": 12575.58, "end": 12576.38, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 12576.38, "end": 12579.78, "text": " Thank you so much for being here today."}, {"start": 12579.78, "end": 12580.619999999999, "text": " Chat, no, he's good."}, {"start": 12580.619999999999, "end": 12581.26, "text": " Chat, he's good."}, {"start": 12581.26, "end": 12582.98, "text": " Chill."}, {"start": 12582.98, "end": 12584.38, "text": " Who is going to be the?"}, {"start": 12584.38, "end": 12585.9, "text": " Are you going to be the first person?"}, {"start": 12585.9, "end": 12587.74, "text": " No, you're going for the triple flyover death zone."}, {"start": 12587.74, "end": 12589.42, "text": " We'll let you."}, {"start": 12589.42, "end": 12591.02, "text": " Chat, I told y'all."}, {"start": 12591.02, "end": 12600.380000000001, "text": " people. People are loving the triple flyover death zone. It is"}, {"start": 12600.380000000001, "end": 12603.060000000001, "text": " literally our most popular attraction that we have at the"}, {"start": 12603.060000000001, "end": 12606.82, "text": " stanky's doors here. It just is. Oh my goodness, I didn't look"}, {"start": 12606.82, "end": 12610.78, "text": " good. How can I help you mustard on that? Thank you. How"}, {"start": 12610.78, "end": 12614.54, "text": " y'all did you mistake a picture? I didn't mean I'm so sorry"}, {"start": 12614.54, "end": 12616.7, "text": " Wilder that was not meant to be you. I'm so sorry. Please"}, {"start": 12616.7, "end": 12620.300000000001, "text": " stay. Thank you. What you want? Lemonade with ice. Thank"}, {"start": 12620.300000000001, "end": 12626.300000000001, "text": " you so much. Have yourself a great day. How you doing? Lemonade with lemon. There you go."}, {"start": 12626.300000000001, "end": 12633.26, "text": " Thank you. How are you Tristan? Lemonade with lemon. Thank you so much. Why is nobody trucking?"}, {"start": 12638.62, "end": 12643.26, "text": " She missed. She missed."}, {"start": 12650.300000000001, "end": 12657.300000000001, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 12657.300000000001, "end": 12668.300000000001, "text": " That'll work 100% right there."}, {"start": 12668.300000000001, "end": 12670.300000000001, "text": " Oh, we need some lemonade."}, {"start": 12670.300000000001, "end": 12672.300000000001, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 12672.300000000001, "end": 12674.300000000001, "text": " We'll get some lemonade."}, {"start": 12674.300000000001, "end": 12680.420000000002, "text": " Just it I think the way the player works is different than the customer. So I don't think it's gonna work for me either way"}, {"start": 12681.44, "end": 12683.44, "text": " How you do"}, {"start": 12689.44, "end": 12691.720000000001, "text": " Thought that was thought that was him for a second"}, {"start": 12691.720000000001, "end": 12693.720000000001, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 12693.720000000001, "end": 12695.720000000001, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 12695.720000000001, "end": 12697.720000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12697.720000000001, "end": 12699.720000000001, "text": " Good luck!"}, {"start": 12699.720000000001, "end": 12701.720000000001, "text": " Hit it with some speed,"}, {"start": 12701.720000000001, "end": 12703.720000000001, "text": " Matag-"}, {"start": 12703.720000000001, "end": 12705.720000000001, "text": " Matag-"}, {"start": 12705.720000000001, "end": 12707.720000000001, "text": " That can work."}, {"start": 12707.720000000001, "end": 12709.720000000001, "text": " If the form is a little bit more clean,"}, {"start": 12709.720000000001, "end": 12711.720000000001, "text": " that can actually work."}, {"start": 12711.720000000001, "end": 12713.720000000001, "text": " It's possible."}, {"start": 12713.720000000001, "end": 12715.720000000001, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 12715.720000000001, "end": 12717.720000000001, "text": " I'm going to die."}, {"start": 12717.720000000001, "end": 12719.720000000001, "text": " I'm going to die."}, {"start": 12719.720000000001, "end": 12728.2, "text": " possible. Oh my goodness, it's possible. The first individual to get halfway across the"}, {"start": 12728.2, "end": 12737.920000000002, "text": " triple, the blob precision skip bullseye. What am I doing, Evelyn? I'm so sorry. Evelyn?"}, {"start": 12737.920000000002, "end": 12743.560000000001, "text": " Evelyn, are you okay? Evelyn, get up. Are you okay, Evelyn? You're good? Okay, thank"}, {"start": 12743.56, "end": 12749.56, "text": " Thank you. That could have been bad. Be careful."}, {"start": 12749.56, "end": 12752.56, "text": " Oh, somebody waiting on some stuff."}, {"start": 12752.56, "end": 12757.56, "text": " How can I help you? Lemonade with lemon. There you go. How can I help you as well?"}, {"start": 12757.56, "end": 12760.56, "text": " Platform with chili lime. Thank you."}, {"start": 12760.56, "end": 12770.56, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, we are still offering a voucher bounty for the first person to fully complete"}, {"start": 12770.56, "end": 12772.56, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12773.359999999999, "end": 12775.859999999999, "text": " Blobskip bullseye zone"}, {"start": 12777.16, "end": 12781.3, "text": " So please someone be the first person to complete this"}, {"start": 12783.96, "end": 12785.96, "text": " Anybody"}, {"start": 12786.6, "end": 12792.779999999999, "text": " Chat would you try this be honest if you came to the spanky shores would you be would you try this?"}, {"start": 12792.78, "end": 12801.42, "text": " exactly everybody in the chat just said yes everybody just said yes everybody"}, {"start": 12801.42, "end": 12806.060000000001, "text": " did not a single person said no"}, {"start": 12812.58, "end": 12820.54, "text": " no because you have a bad track record cap just wait so I'll lock custom"}, {"start": 12820.54, "end": 12837.54, "text": " slides. Just wait. Oh my. What's good? Glutton on that? There you go. Thank you so much ma'am."}, {"start": 12837.54, "end": 12843.740000000002, "text": " Best of luck Evelyn. You could be the first person to win that voucher. There's a gap"}, {"start": 12843.74, "end": 12847.1, "text": " Right there. Okay. The form could have been cleaner. You're good though."}, {"start": 12850.699999999999, "end": 12853.66, "text": " Jesus with the five. Thank you. How can I help you, Graham?"}, {"start": 12854.38, "end": 12858.06, "text": " Shelly line. There you go. Thank you. Let me get this thing."}, {"start": 12860.06, "end": 12863.9, "text": " W Eric. I need the broom. Where is Ray job?"}, {"start": 12866.78, "end": 12870.86, "text": " How are you doing Wilder? You always hit these consistent stands. There you go. Thank you."}, {"start": 12870.86, "end": 12872.86, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12872.86, "end": 12873.86, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 12873.86, "end": 12879.300000000001, "text": " Again, in case y'all don't know, the first person to complete this gets a voucher for"}, {"start": 12879.300000000001, "end": 12882.380000000001, "text": " 2% off any purchases that you make at Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 12882.380000000001, "end": 12884.02, "text": " That's over $500."}, {"start": 12884.02, "end": 12887.140000000001, "text": " Otto, you could be the one."}, {"start": 12887.140000000001, "end": 12892.980000000001, "text": " Sing it with some speed, Otto!"}, {"start": 12892.980000000001, "end": 12894.7, "text": " He's made it the farthest."}, {"start": 12894.7, "end": 12896.54, "text": " Otto has made it the farthest thus far."}, {"start": 12896.54, "end": 12900.380000000001, "text": " You ain't supposed to be in here."}, {"start": 12900.380000000001, "end": 12903.1, "text": " Ma'am, you were standing completely still"}, {"start": 12903.1, "end": 12906.820000000002, "text": " and you still slipped in that, ma'am, are you serious?"}, {"start": 12906.820000000002, "end": 12907.980000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 12907.980000000001, "end": 12910.26, "text": " Popcorn with Cinnabutter, I got you right here."}, {"start": 12910.26, "end": 12912.02, "text": " Thank you so much, ma'am."}, {"start": 12915.26, "end": 12916.62, "text": " Chad, who's gonna be the..."}, {"start": 12922.460000000001, "end": 12924.54, "text": " What the shame, this mark is awesome."}, {"start": 12927.740000000002, "end": 12928.94, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12928.94, "end": 12932.74, "text": " I cannot wait to see who's gonna first person's gonna be yes. No joke. I cannot wait"}, {"start": 12936.5, "end": 12944.140000000001, "text": " For more bubbles I didn't have the money to at the time somebody panic it on the diving board. Oh my goodness. Hey"}, {"start": 12946.94, "end": 12948.94, "text": " Yo, you suck"}, {"start": 12951.7, "end": 12956.84, "text": " Hey, there's a line of people here Bella we can't be waiting on the diving board you're good though. Thank you"}, {"start": 12958.94, "end": 12966.94, "text": " Stanky Shores is overpriced. What's your address, by the way? We might send you a care package."}, {"start": 12970.94, "end": 12976.94, "text": " What's your address, huh? We got a care package to send you. We're going to send you some Stanky Shores goodies."}, {"start": 12980.94, "end": 12985.94, "text": " Huh? Don't go down the slot. Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 12988.94, "end": 12990.94, "text": " I need a med kit."}, {"start": 12990.94, "end": 12992.94, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 12992.94, "end": 12993.94, "text": " Need a med kit."}, {"start": 12993.94, "end": 12994.94, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 12994.94, "end": 12995.94, "text": " Kobe!"}, {"start": 12996.94, "end": 12997.94, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 12997.94, "end": 12998.94, "text": " Allen has injured."}, {"start": 12998.94, "end": 12999.94, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 13003.94, "end": 13004.94, "text": " Allen, hold on!"}, {"start": 13004.94, "end": 13006.94, "text": " I just saw you do that, Aliyah."}, {"start": 13006.94, "end": 13008.94, "text": " I just saw you."}, {"start": 13013.94, "end": 13015.94, "text": " Hold on, Allen!"}, {"start": 13015.94, "end": 13016.94, "text": " Are you good?"}, {"start": 13016.94, "end": 13018.380000000001, "text": " Alan, how did this happen?"}, {"start": 13020.82, "end": 13022.02, "text": " Alan, get up!"}, {"start": 13022.02, "end": 13024.26, "text": " He's good, he's good, he's good, he's good."}, {"start": 13024.26, "end": 13025.86, "text": " You're good, Alan, don't worry."}, {"start": 13027.66, "end": 13029.82, "text": " Get more workers, we're barely having enough money"}, {"start": 13029.82, "end": 13031.0, "text": " to sustain ourselves."}, {"start": 13032.02, "end": 13033.7, "text": " I'll get more workers later."}, {"start": 13033.7, "end": 13035.94, "text": " Right now I gotta save money."}, {"start": 13035.94, "end": 13039.42, "text": " Pop corn with butter, there you are, thank you."}, {"start": 13039.42, "end": 13042.18, "text": " How can I help you eliminate ice and eliminate it?"}, {"start": 13042.18, "end": 13043.86, "text": " There you go as well."}, {"start": 13043.86, "end": 13045.7, "text": " You won't mustard on that, there you go."}, {"start": 13045.7, "end": 13050.54, "text": " Oh, I need to build the vending machine, huh?"}, {"start": 13050.54, "end": 13052.1, "text": " Lemonade with lemon, there you go."}, {"start": 13052.1, "end": 13054.62, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13054.62, "end": 13056.1, "text": " Yo, Chad is Eric?"}, {"start": 13056.1, "end": 13059.42, "text": " Chad is Eric?"}, {"start": 13059.42, "end": 13060.220000000001, "text": " Who was here?"}, {"start": 13060.220000000001, "end": 13061.220000000001, "text": " K-Sol was here."}, {"start": 13061.220000000001, "end": 13062.86, "text": " Facts."}, {"start": 13062.86, "end": 13066.220000000001, "text": " Hey, is Eric falling off, by the way?"}, {"start": 13066.220000000001, "end": 13068.66, "text": " Everything seems to be in disrepair right now."}, {"start": 13071.820000000002, "end": 13072.7, "text": " Where is Eric?"}, {"start": 13072.7, "end": 13084.220000000001, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, the Stanky Shores now has an official vending machine."}, {"start": 13084.220000000001, "end": 13088.58, "text": " You ain't gotta wait in them lines no more if you want some knee."}, {"start": 13088.58, "end": 13094.34, "text": " Head over to the Stanky Shores vending machine today and get you a snack."}, {"start": 13094.34, "end": 13095.34, "text": " We offer a wa-"}, {"start": 13095.34, "end": 13102.34, "text": " Okay, let me go grab some snacks and put it in there."}, {"start": 13102.34, "end": 13109.34, "text": " Yo, where's your snacks at, big dog?"}, {"start": 13109.34, "end": 13113.34, "text": " There we go, granola bars, beautiful."}, {"start": 13113.34, "end": 13117.34, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a snack machine open."}, {"start": 13117.34, "end": 13119.34, "text": " I hope you enjoy it."}, {"start": 13119.34, "end": 13121.34, "text": " It costs us a lot of money."}, {"start": 13121.34, "end": 13123.34, "text": " Please get started, please."}, {"start": 13123.34, "end": 13129.82, "text": " Veronica. Not born with chili line. There you are. Thank you so much Veronica. Thank you."}, {"start": 13133.66, "end": 13137.02, "text": " Add decoration. The park is so ugly. What did you say?"}, {"start": 13139.82, "end": 13147.1, "text": " 125.156.5545. Yeah, exactly. Insult the stanky shores again."}, {"start": 13147.1, "end": 13158.68, "text": " Insult the Stanky Shores again buddy. Yeah. Yeah, just snatch your IP. Straight up dead."}, {"start": 13158.68, "end": 13176.960000000001, "text": " 100% satisfaction. That is back to back. 100% satisfaction. We have four"}, {"start": 13176.960000000001, "end": 13183.960000000001, "text": " channel points to spend. What should we spend it on? What are we missing right now, Chad?"}, {"start": 13183.960000000001, "end": 13186.960000000001, "text": " What should we get?"}, {"start": 13206.960000000001, "end": 13215.640000000001, "text": " Do y'all want to do a lifeguard?"}, {"start": 13215.640000000001, "end": 13236.6, "text": " Is that really what y'all want to do?"}, {"start": 13236.6, "end": 13242.6, "text": " What are we thinking?"}, {"start": 13242.6, "end": 13245.56, "text": " Inflatable vending machine or lifeguard staff?"}, {"start": 13245.56, "end": 13248.6, "text": " Let's see if y'all want to do lifeguard staff."}, {"start": 13248.6, "end": 13256.92, "text": " Chad, I think a vendor is low key useless because they can only tend to one station"}, {"start": 13256.92, "end": 13261.84, "text": " at a time and it's not going to help me much unless I hire three vendors."}, {"start": 13261.84, "end": 13290.16, "text": " higher three vendors. I can do lifeguard duties right now. We can hire vendors."}, {"start": 13290.16, "end": 13313.16, "text": " vote. We're taking it to the board. Everybody vote. Vendors. That would need job upgrade"}, {"start": 13313.16, "end": 13315.56, "text": " or staff overflow, which we can't afford."}, {"start": 13318.36, "end": 13321.92, "text": " We do have staff overflow."}, {"start": 13321.92, "end": 13322.8, "text": " We ain't got no money."}, {"start": 13322.8, "end": 13323.52, "text": " Yeah, we do."}, {"start": 13328.2, "end": 13329.119999999999, "text": " $900."}, {"start": 13329.119999999999, "end": 13329.64, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 13334.52, "end": 13335.44, "text": " Jesus with the five again."}, {"start": 13335.44, "end": 13335.94, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13343.16, "end": 13353.86, "text": " I don't think we can afford that wait chat we actually can't afford to hire anybody else"}, {"start": 13353.86, "end": 13367.22, "text": " right now let's take a step back bigger tips should we do tips that would unironically"}, {"start": 13367.22, "end": 13372.74, "text": " help us the most we need to do this we need to do the tips right here we need money like"}, {"start": 13372.74, "end": 13377.539999999999, "text": " Actually, we're struggling on money. We're all here thinking about hiring more people. We can barely keep the doors open"}, {"start": 13377.539999999999, "end": 13382.08, "text": " So I wonder if we should do that and then next in line will probably do a higher"}, {"start": 13385.14, "end": 13387.14, "text": " Let's do that"}, {"start": 13387.58, "end": 13393.08, "text": " Actually, no after this we should do the inflatables vending machine, huh? All right. Let's open back up"}, {"start": 13396.26, "end": 13399.86, "text": " All right, let us do another shift here"}, {"start": 13399.86, "end": 13406.54, "text": " by the way, I just want to point out both of the shifts that we have done today have been"}, {"start": 13406.54, "end": 13410.7, "text": " 100% satisfaction rate. Can we go three for three?"}, {"start": 13410.7, "end": 13417.74, "text": " Lock in. Can we go three for three here? Also, you know what else I'm about to do to make"}, {"start": 13417.74, "end": 13443.18, "text": " sure that this can work."}, {"start": 13443.18, "end": 13455.02, "text": " It is going to be a beautiful sight to see when the first person completes the skip bull's eye zone, by the way."}, {"start": 13455.02, "end": 13458.380000000001, "text": " That is going to be a beautiful sight to behold right there."}, {"start": 13460.460000000001, "end": 13463.42, "text": " Clean the bull, Nod's clean. It's just, it's yellow."}, {"start": 13465.42, "end": 13468.62, "text": " Did you fire Eric? No, we have not fired Eric yet."}, {"start": 13468.62, "end": 13480.62, "text": " But I'm not gonna lie, Eric seems to have been falling off a little bit, but I'm not gonna give him too much of a hard time because he still is Goad and he runs everywhere he goes, so I'm not really gonna give him too hard of a time here, so."}, {"start": 13480.62, "end": 13482.62, "text": " Ladies and G-"}, {"start": 13498.62, "end": 13512.660000000002, "text": " I thought he was about to go do the blob skip zone."}, {"start": 13512.660000000002, "end": 13516.94, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen that voucher is still up for grabs if you want to be the first"}, {"start": 13516.94, "end": 13525.300000000001, "text": " individual to do the blob skip bullseye stanky sure certified trap you drawer zone."}, {"start": 13525.300000000001, "end": 13528.18, "text": " Looks like we have a tanker now he's going to triple fly over zone let me go get some"}, {"start": 13528.18, "end": 13529.960000000001, "text": " Popcorn some hot dogs. Let me ride back y'all."}, {"start": 13529.960000000001, "end": 13531.460000000001, "text": " Thank y'all for being here."}, {"start": 13536.66, "end": 13538.84, "text": " Shats. Somebody's gonna do it and when they do,"}, {"start": 13538.84, "end": 13540.06, "text": " it's gonna be majestic."}, {"start": 13540.06, "end": 13541.220000000001, "text": " I'm telling y'all right now,"}, {"start": 13541.220000000001, "end": 13542.78, "text": " it's gonna be beautiful to see."}, {"start": 13543.86, "end": 13545.16, "text": " It's gonna be beautiful."}, {"start": 13546.74, "end": 13548.94, "text": " I just cannot wait to see who does it."}, {"start": 13548.94, "end": 13551.44, "text": " They're going literally on the wall of fame."}, {"start": 13551.44, "end": 13553.42, "text": " Y'all think that's the serve of the wall of fame, right?"}, {"start": 13553.42, "end": 13554.26, "text": " It's gotta be."}, {"start": 13555.5, "end": 13556.74, "text": " Hot dogs, popcorn."}, {"start": 13556.74, "end": 13561.02, "text": " Please, somebody, be the first."}, {"start": 13561.02, "end": 13562.34, "text": " What's Tristan doing?"}, {"start": 13562.34, "end": 13563.66, "text": " He was deliberating."}, {"start": 13563.66, "end": 13564.66, "text": " He's thinking about it."}, {"start": 13564.66, "end": 13567.539999999999, "text": " Tristan, you know you want to try it."}, {"start": 13567.539999999999, "end": 13570.9, "text": " It comes with a voucher that's not useless at all."}, {"start": 13570.9, "end": 13573.18, "text": " Kobe!"}, {"start": 13573.18, "end": 13579.619999999999, "text": " She tried to block my shot, and I still shot it and made it."}, {"start": 13579.619999999999, "end": 13583.06, "text": " Did you see that?"}, {"start": 13583.06, "end": 13586.3, "text": " She tried to block my shot."}, {"start": 13586.300000000001, "end": 13588.060000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 13588.060000000001, "end": 13589.300000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm a third person."}, {"start": 13590.740000000002, "end": 13592.1, "text": " Or like, no clip."}, {"start": 13593.660000000002, "end": 13594.820000000002, "text": " Wait, how do I get back in my body?"}, {"start": 13594.820000000002, "end": 13595.820000000002, "text": " Okay, there we go."}, {"start": 13595.820000000002, "end": 13597.420000000002, "text": " Oh, so I just went on eliminate."}, {"start": 13600.060000000001, "end": 13601.62, "text": " You got it!"}, {"start": 13601.62, "end": 13602.78, "text": " You got it!"}, {"start": 13602.78, "end": 13605.220000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 13605.220000000001, "end": 13606.060000000001, "text": " J'Kai!"}, {"start": 13607.460000000001, "end": 13611.460000000001, "text": " You are the first person to complete-"}, {"start": 13614.420000000002, "end": 13615.26, "text": " J'Kai!"}, {"start": 13616.300000000001, "end": 13621.300000000001, "text": " Say cheese you're going up, man, kill!"}, {"start": 13621.300000000001, "end": 13625.640000000001, "text": " You are the first person to go on the wall of fame."}, {"start": 13625.640000000001, "end": 13629.460000000001, "text": " So much order we will have that voucher mailed to you within a year."}, {"start": 13629.460000000001, "end": 13631.740000000002, "text": " Oh my goodness, that was so tough."}, {"start": 13631.740000000002, "end": 13635.460000000001, "text": " Who's being a fool?"}, {"start": 13635.460000000001, "end": 13638.060000000001, "text": " Who being a fool?"}, {"start": 13638.060000000001, "end": 13639.740000000002, "text": " That was actually so tough."}, {"start": 13639.740000000002, "end": 13640.740000000002, "text": " It's not even funny."}, {"start": 13640.740000000002, "end": 13645.54, "text": " Oh my goodness, that was so tough."}, {"start": 13645.54, "end": 13650.140000000001, "text": " That was actually insane."}, {"start": 13650.140000000001, "end": 13651.78, "text": " He straight up hit that."}, {"start": 13651.78, "end": 13653.26, "text": " Y'all said it was impossible."}, {"start": 13653.26, "end": 13656.26, "text": " Chad, y'all said it couldn't be done."}, {"start": 13656.26, "end": 13657.26, "text": " That's what y'all said."}, {"start": 13657.26, "end": 13659.02, "text": " Y'all said it couldn't be done."}, {"start": 13659.02, "end": 13661.660000000002, "text": " It's been done."}, {"start": 13661.660000000002, "end": 13664.42, "text": " Who's gonna be the next to do it?"}, {"start": 13664.42, "end": 13665.42, "text": " A year?"}, {"start": 13665.42, "end": 13666.42, "text": " I said within a year."}, {"start": 13666.42, "end": 13668.94, "text": " He'll have that voucher mail to him within a year, okay?"}, {"start": 13668.94, "end": 13670.62, "text": " I'm not scamming anybody."}, {"start": 13670.62, "end": 13674.5, "text": " I would never."}, {"start": 13674.5, "end": 13682.9, "text": " Does anybody else want to be brave enough to, who is peeing in the pools right now?"}, {"start": 13682.9, "end": 13691.18, "text": " We're about to have a, we're about to have a problem here."}, {"start": 13691.18, "end": 13693.9, "text": " I can't, I got too much stuff to tend to."}, {"start": 13693.9, "end": 13694.9, "text": " How you doing Clyde?"}, {"start": 13694.9, "end": 13695.9, "text": " We're Bonnie at."}, {"start": 13695.9, "end": 13696.9, "text": " You hook!"}, {"start": 13696.9, "end": 13697.9, "text": " Have yourself a good one."}, {"start": 13697.9, "end": 13698.9, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13698.9, "end": 13699.9, "text": " How you doing Hank?"}, {"start": 13699.9, "end": 13700.9, "text": " How you doing Tristan?"}, {"start": 13700.9, "end": 13701.9, "text": " Chili lime on that."}, {"start": 13701.9, "end": 13702.9, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13702.9, "end": 13703.9, "text": " How you doing Hane?"}, {"start": 13703.9, "end": 13713.279999999999, "text": " dog. Thank you so much. I thought he was going to do it. I thought he was going to do it."}, {"start": 13713.279999999999, "end": 13724.66, "text": " Chat, was that not cool? Does anybody, anybody want to be brave enough to try it? I know"}, {"start": 13724.66, "end": 13732.3, "text": " somebody else can do it. Chat, Jacai is now the first platinum member of the Stanky Shores"}, {"start": 13732.300000000001, "end": 13738.460000000001, "text": " by the way. Everybody welcomed Jekai into the Platinum Club. That was absolutely insane."}, {"start": 13738.460000000001, "end": 13755.060000000001, "text": " That was so tough. It was just tough. How you doing? Hey. Regular lemonade. There you"}, {"start": 13755.060000000001, "end": 13762.1, "text": " go, Hank. Thank you so much. Have yourself a good one. Hey. Somebody try it. Are we"}, {"start": 13762.1, "end": 13765.78, "text": " really gonna let one person be the only person brave enough to do this and"}, {"start": 13765.78, "end": 13771.140000000001, "text": " complete it. It's not dangerous at all y'all. I promise. We don't have that"}, {"start": 13771.140000000001, "end": 13775.78, "text": " voucher there anymore but still you can do it for fun. Please I put a lot of time"}, {"start": 13775.78, "end": 13779.300000000001, "text": " and effort into this. Please."}, {"start": 13779.86, "end": 13786.7, "text": " Yeah we got we got to hang uh Jekai's picture on the wall chat. No joke. You"}, {"start": 13786.7, "end": 13790.220000000001, "text": " know what would actually be a cool feature in this game? If you could"}, {"start": 13790.220000000001, "end": 13793.900000000001, "text": " take pictures of customers and actually have a board you can put a peep on the"}, {"start": 13793.900000000001, "end": 13800.78, "text": " wall of fame. That would actually be tough. Like no joke, that'd be tough."}, {"start": 13801.62, "end": 13809.980000000001, "text": " And maybe they people have more incentive to do crazy stuff. I want to"}, {"start": 13809.980000000001, "end": 13816.080000000002, "text": " see somebody else try it. I really do. Somebody else try this please. Chat"}, {"start": 13816.08, "end": 13820.08, "text": " Which attraction is better triple fly over death zone or the"}, {"start": 13821.24, "end": 13824.08, "text": " The blob skip bullseye zone"}, {"start": 13827.48, "end": 13832.32, "text": " Blob is tough when it gets done. It's so tough. He hit it so clean"}, {"start": 13832.56, "end": 13836.28, "text": " He hit it so clean that immediately went and lay down. That's aura"}, {"start": 13839.84, "end": 13842.56, "text": " There we go anybody want anything no"}, {"start": 13842.56, "end": 13846.56, "text": " Somebody else is going to hit it here in a minute, how are you doing?"}, {"start": 13846.56, "end": 13850.56, "text": " Lemonade with ice? Thank you so much. Have yourself a good night."}, {"start": 13850.56, "end": 13854.56, "text": " Come on, somebody do it."}, {"start": 13854.56, "end": 13858.56, "text": " Let's see if I can do it."}, {"start": 13858.56, "end": 13862.56, "text": " This guy looks like he wants to."}, {"start": 13862.56, "end": 13868.56, "text": " A manual does not need a manual! He's getting ready to send it!"}, {"start": 13868.56, "end": 13870.56, "text": " Everybody clamp it up."}, {"start": 13870.56, "end": 13871.76, "text": " He did a manual."}, {"start": 13871.76, "end": 13872.76, "text": " I can't see."}, {"start": 13877.6, "end": 13879.119999999999, "text": " He didn't make it."}, {"start": 13879.119999999999, "end": 13882.32, "text": " A man gave W a manual for trying it though."}, {"start": 13883.18, "end": 13884.96, "text": " We had somebody that just goes to show you"}, {"start": 13884.96, "end": 13887.019999999999, "text": " how rare and difficult it is."}, {"start": 13887.019999999999, "end": 13889.439999999999, "text": " It's barely ever done."}, {"start": 13889.439999999999, "end": 13890.279999999999, "text": " Eliminate with limit."}, {"start": 13890.279999999999, "end": 13891.119999999999, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13891.119999999999, "end": 13892.08, "text": " I'm gonna get some more lemonade."}, {"start": 13892.08, "end": 13892.92, "text": " Stacked."}, {"start": 13895.88, "end": 13897.439999999999, "text": " Eric's too tired to go on a rest."}, {"start": 13897.44, "end": 13899.04, "text": " I'm not gonna lie to y'all chat."}, {"start": 13899.04, "end": 13901.68, "text": " I'm tired of seeing that notification pop off."}, {"start": 13901.68, "end": 13902.82, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 13902.82, "end": 13905.12, "text": " I'm tired of seeing that notification pop off."}, {"start": 13907.4, "end": 13908.24, "text": " Titus could do it."}, {"start": 13908.24, "end": 13909.24, "text": " You think Titus could do it?"}, {"start": 13909.24, "end": 13910.24, "text": " He probably could."}, {"start": 13912.24, "end": 13913.08, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13914.32, "end": 13915.480000000001, "text": " Is there one more lemonade left here?"}, {"start": 13915.480000000001, "end": 13917.12, "text": " Yeah, we're cutting calls,"}, {"start": 13917.12, "end": 13918.84, "text": " which you taught my last lemonade."}, {"start": 13918.84, "end": 13919.880000000001, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13919.880000000001, "end": 13922.12, "text": " How you doing, Braxton?"}, {"start": 13922.12, "end": 13923.36, "text": " You wanna lemonade with lemon in it?"}, {"start": 13923.36, "end": 13924.36, "text": " I got you right."}, {"start": 13927.44, "end": 13933.44, "text": " I'm gonna make."}, {"start": 13933.44, "end": 13947.44, "text": " Why is everybody slipping?"}, {"start": 13947.44, "end": 13954.44, "text": " Hold on, friend, I got you."}, {"start": 13954.44, "end": 13959.44, "text": " You good, man, you good."}, {"start": 13959.44, "end": 13960.44, "text": " Get up."}, {"start": 13960.44, "end": 13963.44, "text": " Please don't shoot."}, {"start": 13963.44, "end": 13965.44, "text": " Bella, Bella, Bella."}, {"start": 13965.44, "end": 13967.44, "text": " Get ready to ring the bell."}, {"start": 13967.44, "end": 13969.44, "text": " Wake up, Bella."}, {"start": 13969.44, "end": 13971.44, "text": " Next up in the blob skip."}, {"start": 13971.44, "end": 13973.44, "text": " Go, Bella."}, {"start": 13973.44, "end": 13975.44, "text": " Clean, clean."}, {"start": 13975.44, "end": 13981.880000000001, "text": " Oh my good Bella. Okay. She's good. Somebody's trying to hold on W Bella for the attempt though"}, {"start": 13981.880000000001, "end": 13983.880000000001, "text": " I have seen worse or attempts than that"}, {"start": 13984.68, "end": 13986.68, "text": " Good attempt though Bella"}, {"start": 13989.84, "end": 13991.84, "text": " Toby"}, {"start": 13992.32, "end": 13995.16, "text": " Y'all get out of this pool real quick get out the pool real quick. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 13995.92, "end": 14002.78, "text": " That is nasty. I did not know this was going on. I am so sorry for the inconvenience. It's clean now though. Y'all are good"}, {"start": 14005.44, "end": 14007.44, "text": " No brain amoeba's here."}, {"start": 14007.44, "end": 14008.44, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 14008.44, "end": 14009.44, "text": " Lemonade with lemon."}, {"start": 14009.44, "end": 14010.44, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 14010.44, "end": 14011.44, "text": " Plain hot dog."}, {"start": 14011.44, "end": 14012.44, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 14012.44, "end": 14015.44, "text": " Chad, it's got so much aura."}, {"start": 14015.44, "end": 14016.44, "text": " Just look at it."}, {"start": 14016.44, "end": 14018.44, "text": " It's got so much aura."}, {"start": 14018.44, "end": 14019.44, "text": " It's just wha-"}, {"start": 14023.44, "end": 14024.44, "text": " Somebody got snapped up."}, {"start": 14065.44, "end": 14068.44, "text": " Did I just watch somebody die?"}, {"start": 14071.44, "end": 14073.44, "text": " Did he just die?"}, {"start": 14078.44, "end": 14081.44, "text": " Did Alan just die? How are you?"}, {"start": 14085.44, "end": 14089.44, "text": " How are you? Lemonade nice. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 14089.44, "end": 14092.44, "text": " Does anybody else want to try this today?"}, {"start": 14092.44, "end": 14099.28, "text": " is there a way that we can have two people complete the blob of skip precision"}, {"start": 14099.28, "end": 14111.640000000001, "text": " bullseye zone any takers here anybody fine I'll do it first try watch this"}, {"start": 14116.68, "end": 14122.2, "text": " that's why I just run the place Jack I just run the place I'm not a there"}, {"start": 14122.2, "end": 14124.0, "text": " There you go. Thank you, Richard."}, {"start": 14124.0, "end": 14125.04, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 14125.04, "end": 14126.36, "text": " Lemon in that. There you go."}, {"start": 14126.36, "end": 14127.28, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 14127.28, "end": 14130.6, "text": " Any tankers before we close?"}, {"start": 14130.6, "end": 14132.76, "text": " Any tankers?"}, {"start": 14132.76, "end": 14133.960000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14133.960000000001, "end": 14139.28, "text": " Chat MVP of this episode, Jekai."}, {"start": 14139.28, "end": 14142.08, "text": " Chat MVP of this episode is Jekai."}, {"start": 14145.44, "end": 14148.04, "text": " Agent River-1, failure to cooperate"}, {"start": 14148.04, "end": 14151.240000000002, "text": " may result in civil penalties, asset seizure,"}, {"start": 14151.24, "end": 14153.4, "text": " and referral for criminal investigation"}, {"start": 14153.4, "end": 14158.199999999999, "text": " signed Agent River 1 IRS Criminal Investigation Division, CI."}, {"start": 14158.199999999999, "end": 14158.8, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 14158.8, "end": 14159.8, "text": " What's that mean?"}, {"start": 14163.44, "end": 14164.08, "text": " Am I in trouble?"}, {"start": 14168.08, "end": 14172.44, "text": " J'kai Platinum member with 500 bits."}, {"start": 14172.44, "end": 14175.48, "text": " Jax gave me my voucher on the way out of the park."}, {"start": 14175.48, "end": 14177.119999999999, "text": " I love the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 14177.12, "end": 14188.12, "text": " We made $1,000 in tips, by the way."}, {"start": 14188.12, "end": 14192.08, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, this was our most successful episode to date."}, {"start": 14192.08, "end": 14200.36, "text": " We just did three shifts, and all three shifts were back to back to back 100% satisfaction"}, {"start": 14200.36, "end": 14201.36, "text": " rate."}, {"start": 14201.36, "end": 14210.2, "text": " Stanky Shores is on the biggest come-up I have ever seen in my life that right there is a beautiful episode in a great strange"}, {"start": 14210.2, "end": 14211.84, "text": " Hey, remember"}, {"start": 14211.84, "end": 14213.84, "text": " It's my best friend's birthday"}, {"start": 14214.52, "end": 14217.2, "text": " Yesterday, so we're going out this weekend to celebrate it"}, {"start": 14217.800000000001, "end": 14223.36, "text": " So I'm gonna be back Sunday. Okay. I'm gonna be gone tomorrow and Saturday. I'm gonna be back Sunday. All right. Hey"}, {"start": 14223.960000000001, "end": 14226.12, "text": " Great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey"}, {"start": 14227.400000000001, "end": 14230.880000000001, "text": " Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight"}, {"start": 14231.36, "end": 14235.140000000001, "text": " Priest said all the get the subs don't those bits follows and of course I'm preset"}, {"start": 14235.140000000001, "end": 14238.68, "text": " I offer this hanging out a you'll have a good rest y'all's night have a good day"}, {"start": 14238.68, "end": 14241.44, "text": " tomorrow see y'all Sunday ladies and gentlemen living right"}, {"start": 14241.44, "end": 14244.44, "text": " peace out y'all"}]}