Yeah.
You already know what time it is, don't you?
You already know.
You already know what time it is, buddy.
Time for a spin, Buster.
Time for a spin.
Send it.
Wait, let me do a cast real quick.
Yeah, it's good.
Send it.
Pull.
Plain.
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Cheers, Buster!
Woo!
That's good, right there!
Oh, yeah!
I repeat. Momo with the five W. Momo with the five Isaac Panther.
Wasted Nico. Large Delaney vanilla.
Wah. Go wood phantom. May.
Clay W. Summers man. Appreciate y'all. Blue hoodie. I repeat. Blue hoodie. And if you
don't believe me, it's just it's it's undeniable. That right there is indeed
positively, magnificently, a good hoodie. I mean, not good hoodie, blue hoodie. I mean, it is a good hoodie too, but it's a blue one too, so we have to say it.
Yep. Yep. Shout out to everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10. Let me hear it, huh? How we do it on a scale of 1 to 10 up in here.
Yeah, so I'm gonna play a red dog. Thank you, red dog.
Uh, yo, I pre-saked that, uh, Raider W. Raider, thank you, Raider, pre-saked that.
Poopy with the five, thank you, Poopy with the five, pre-saked it.
How are we doing good?
Are we doing good up in here today?
Are we?
Are we doing good?
How you doing?
I'm good besides it being absurdly hot outside.
Like absurdly hot.
I'm talking horrifically hot.
Casos Latina main snack with the five huh?
Thank you for the five gifted casos Latina main snack. Thank you
Yo hood with the five w hood with the five as well. Thank you hood with the five
Spoiled soup with the five as well. W spoiled soup with the five as well. Thank you
preset that oh
Yeah, I uh I
I finished the back room's movie.
I thoroughly enjoyed my experience.
Not gonna lie, I thought it was great.
I was a little confused at the end.
Well, not was, I still am.
I still don't understand.
But I was a little confused at the ending.
And but other than that, great, great, great movie.
I really, I thoroughly enjoyed, I thoroughly enjoyed the
backrooms movie, but again, it's the backrooms. There was
really no universe where I was not going to like it. Let's just
be honest. Yo, Ken with the five W Ken with the five. Thank
you, Ken with the five.
Precinct that can
it was good though. I enjoyed I did mess with that I might
I might watch it again
Not gonna lie. I
thoroughly enjoyed
That right there. I didn't watch the insulate movie to actually yeah, I need to watch that
Big fast guy with the five W big fast guy
With the five would you recommend it? Yeah, I liked it
But everybody has their own taste
So yeah
Yeah. Yeah. I do it again. Resident Evil movie coming out. They need to let me play as Chris.
You think I'd play a good Chris Redfield? No. Absolutely would not. There ain't no way.
go mallard with the five W mallard with the five.
All right, go ahead and get them out of my sight.
It's time.
Get them out of my sight.
The world is so stupid.
Well, that's great.
You love to see that.
It's time.
The wordal warrior
has half,
half
return right here right now.
You better believe it partner.
Lock in.
Word on warrior time, baby.
Please.
Well, Gigi.
Let's go stark.
Oh, big info!
Stay with the five.
Okay, so the A goes in the middle.
That's, I guess, okay, info could be better.
Ah.
huh
Let's go
Wait, no, I was gonna go beast but it can't be beast because there's no t
Uh, I might honestly
Oh, there's no R in it either. What am I doing?
What?
We-weezer. No.
Oh, not with the file.
I mean it could be it could start with a r
Rezzi Rezu Rez?
Ha!
Wait.
I thought it was a race. It can't be a race because there's no E. But it could have a
double a. Oh, oh, oh, uh, uh, oh, uh, uh, a road, a road.
No.
Hush.
No.
Huh.
Hush young sprout, I'm thinking here.
Hush, young sprout, I'm thinking here.
Shh, shh, shh.
Shh.
Let's try this.
Come on, man.
Wait.
No, it can't be S. It can't be S and an H because the answers go first.
Yes, sir, come on, man.
Shhh! I'm thinking.
Wait.
No, I almost won a race.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to do a race just for info.
Big info!
Brass.
What do I have to do with this?
Brass.
What?
Wait, what?
How many birthday did you leave with the 500?
Happy birthday Lily with the 500 birthday Lily.
Wait, what?
Crazy.
Let's go, baby!
Get off me!
Rose with the fire, thank you!
That right there.
Too easy.
Don't even say finally chat.
I was doing good bro.
What you mean finally?
I was cooking in there.
Oh, they got hit with ads.
14 minutes on crash, bro.
Well, the thing is, people come in here and say,
oh man, the word was slopped today.
And it makes me think it's gonna be something crazy
when it was something simple.
So you know what?
Not taking the blame.
Still got it though. You know what else I got?
sure do
Jose with the 5W, Jose with the 5th, thank you.
Yeah, I think I saw that artist. Maybe thank you, artist. Thank you.
Chad, what else y'all do today, man? Y'all do anything interesting today? Huh?
Did you do anything interesting today?
Did you?
My crush likes me.
Cap!
Nah, I'm playing.
Congratulations.
5,000 bits from lovers.
You're addicted to those car drops?
Nah, they just help.
tell. No, thank you for the $5,000 of this, uh, Lovers Rock. Let's go with the five.
That's crazy. Thank you. W. S. For what the five? Yeah, you can brass. Thank you. Can
you write a song for cheeky? Yeah. Let's sit with the five W. Let's sit with the
five. Oh, yeah. Speaking of cheeky chat. If you go to use cheeky.com, I'm pretty
sure cheeky is giving away five Starfords PCs and I think tomorrow was the
last day for that so if you was gonna get some cheeky now is probably the time
because cheeky is giving away five Starfords PCs W collab also right here
Intel and Starfords is also giving away a Starfords not just a Starfords PC a
a Starfords kitty PC buddy. Yeah. Yeah. You better believe it.
What are they doing that at? Live on stream tomorrow at 12 p.m. P.S.C.
So yeah, if you don't take a chance to win a queso kitty Starfords PC,
pop over there as well. You're welcome. Don't say I never did nothing for you.
Don't say I never did nothing for you.
Don't say I didn't
They'll blow, they'll even blow, man, you help y'all out!
Goober?
Oh, hey Kasey, you were watching Bad Drivers on YouTube yesterday, I thought I'd share that I recently got
my hard copy of my license and nearly got key-bonged in my Jeep while driving to my county fair the other day.
The light on my end was green and a truck wouldn't stop to let me turn so yeah, that is crazy
That is actually crazy. I'm glad you're good though
You would know a crazy term dude for like a
Vehicle ret t-bone bro who came up with
Bro, does it be like driving sometimes, bro?
And I'll like jump across, like make a turn, but I'm not about to get T-boned up in here.
It's like you don't even think about how goofy of a name that is.
T-boned.
Hey!
Bro!
I swear.
Is that not funny?
Bro, I swear, is that not funny?
T-bone steak is good though.
I mean, not gonna lie now, if I have to have a steak, I'm not going to T-bone.
Don't nobody feel, don't nobody feel like dodging around that thing.
No joke.
Okay, Ben, appreciate that darling.
Thank you darling, thank you.
In case I went to Otacon in Washington, DC, August 1st
and saw some of their cosplaying as you,
didn't get a picture with them, but it was cool.
That is cool.
What is Otacon?
Chad, what's Otacon?
Chad, should I go to Otacon?
It's an anime convention chat.
Should I go to an anime convention?
Could you imagine?
Chad, if I were to an anime convention, you pulling up?
Convention?
No, I'm not.
This is a joke.
I'm not going to an anime convention.
You copy me?
I'm not going to know anime convention. You got me messed up. You got me you got me messed up.
Rose with the five. W Rose with the five. Yo Diana with the 2,000 bits. W Diana with the 2,000 bits.
Hey Kase, my birthday's tomorrow? Is it okay if I get a happy birthday? I don't think I'll be
able to catch a stream but I'll try. L-O-L. Yo happy birthday Diana. Chat's on Diana happy
birthday. Hey birthday Diana and lucky for you Diana. I'm not going to be here
tomorrow. Chat my my best friend link of 18 years birthday was yesterday. So I'm
taking a two day this weekend to go out and celebrate with my boy link. We're
going to go out of town and do some stuff. That man is 30 years old. 30. My
chat I start I looked in the mirror.
And I me and him talked about it the other day. I was like my best
friends 30 years old. What does that mean for me? I was like, wait, what does that mean
for me? It's crazy. Yeah. My other my other my other best friend is a mid almost mid 30s.
getting old just getting old so yeah chat um tomorrow we going out of town to
celebrate Link's birthday and I'm gonna be back after tonight after tonight I'm
gonna be back Sunday y'all know the drill just a little today y'all know
how it goes hey Casper if y'all say I was gonna watch it for a while now can
Can you give Timothy a happy birthday?
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Who?
That's not who I think it is, is it?
Timothy!
The kid from 60 Seconds grew up
and has a fiance.
Let me find out.
I never thought I'd be saying this,
but happy birthday, Timothy.
Shout out, Timothy.
Happy birthday, Timothy.
Appreciate that.
That's such an unserious name.
What do y'all think the most unserious name of all time is?
That reminded me my best friend went to a convention dressed dressed as case.
So and met the voice of Leon.
Wait, really? That's dope.
Y'all think Bob was the most unserious name?
Now, let me think, okay, Frank has got to be up there.
Frank is a very unserious name.
Frank's got to be up there.
I think Steve's a pretty serious name.
Somebody said Mason.
I also disagree.
I think Mason is the opposite.
I think Mason is a very serious name.
Colletus somebody said Gilbert no no no hold on don't let's not miss let's not
miss the mark here we're not going for what's the goofiest name but what's the
most unserious name
I see people typing in the block name chat.
We're not counting the guy from skin state for a man.
I don't know, man, the most unserious possible name, like you hear their name, and you're
like, this is a goober.
Man, that's gotta be some light.
Man, that's got to be something like, hold on, I'm thinking.
Carl?
Carl could be up there.
Yeah.
Carl could be up there.
You could almost, I like, I like the name Kevin.
You could almost go Kevin.
Clark.
No, I can't do Clark now because that was the main character in the back
in this movie. Man, I don't know. Ethan is a unserious. Bro, low key, Stuart is mad
unserious. Gregory, yo, Stuart, yeah, actually, it might be Stuart. No joke, it might actually
maybe Stuart or Gregory dude, I don't know.
I'm really hungry. Do you know the best place to get pizza? Just looking for suggestions
CC's buddy you already knew that
You gene I
Don't know
John I'm not gonna lie. I feel like Stewart's up there. I feel like Stewart like actually gotta be up there
Nina with the five, thank you.
Let's see what's on the tomb today.
Yeah.
What's on the tomb today?
Let's see what we do.
Oh, Chad, I just see, I see a video from America's funniest home videos.
Dude, they're still a thing.
versus nature America's funniest home videos braw Reese with the five yo
congratulations on Carly W. Carly thank you if you had to pick any weapon in the
world to kill spiders what would you pick like worlds being invaded by
spiders or something like that, you'd have to go flamethrower.
You'd have to go flamethrower, right?
Am I allowed to watch America's Funniest Home Video video?
I don't even know if I am.
It doesn't even seem like I'd be able to do that.
Most horrific natural disasters caught on gas camp.
Hold up.
From a driver in Tennessee.
Oh, Lord!
Lord!
We cut this music off.
Most horrific natural disasters caught on Dashcam.
Wait, wait somebody already getting cooked in it.
Wait, somebody already getting cooked in the comments, hold up!
It's just a little rain!
A.
It's just a little rain!
Chad, what was the most recent hurricane?
A.
outbreak spawning 36 storms between Louisiana and Massachusetts Katrina one
of those no it was not
thorns struck in Montgomery County Pennsylvania just as this truck driver was
arriving at the gas station I think we saw this and it turns the truck over
wait and hope his rig could withstand the wind it didn't
at Delaware, Montgomery, and Philadelphia.
The flood warning remains in effect.
The flood warning continues for the Swatonic Creek
and Harbor Chabber from late tonight until further notice.
At 3.15 PM, the landfame of the stage was 6.4 feet.
The flood stage is not.
What was that that just flew by?
At 3.15 PM, the landfame of the stage
was 6.4 feet.
It's 4 feet deep.
Although there's a pizza box at first.
Flood stage is 9.0 feet.
Converts flooding its forecast.
Forecast, the river is expected to rise at the flood stage like this evening
to a crest of 14.8 feet tomorrow morning.
It will then fall below flood stage 5 after that one.
Impact is 9.0 feet.
Several driveways and other minor roadways are affected.
Water begins to enter some basin.
Dude now this might be a crazy take I might get canceled for this, but it is raining out here
Y'all may not agree, but it is raining bad out there
Skippy with the fire
Ultra-fit.
In half, at 10.0 feet, high water isolates 7 houses.
In half, at 12.0 feet, a number of secondary plugs are closed, resulting in some evacuations.
Maybe they shouldn't have let that tornado warning expire.
For a split second, you can see our driver gripping his steering wheel for dear life.
He's lucky his seatbelt kept him in place, where the force of his flipping truck would have slingshoted him into the ground.
According to the National Weather Service, the Pennsylvania storm was an EF-2 tornado, reaching wind speeds upwards of 130 miles per hour.
Oh, honey!
The power lines covered main roads, and several homeowners watched their roots fly away.
The storm caused about $5 million worth of damage across Montgomery County.
Overall, IDA-born tornadoes caused over $13 million worth of damage across the United States.
WOOOOOO!
That's a lot of money!
Yanjin County, China is a mountainous community in Yunnan Province.
It's home to nearly 500,000 people, many of whom live in the world's narrowest city.
We are, of course, referring to the county seat of...
Wait, what? Wait, that looks cool.
Wait, what?
Yanjing City, built along the banks of the Nanshi River.
It seems like a city wedged between two mountains.
Yo, I'm about to go live there!
It's primed for landslides and rockfalls.
One of those rockfalls struck on January 26th of 2024.
A local man was driving along the G85 Yingkun Expressway when his dash cam captured
boulders rolling down the mountain.
they're mine aren't going too, but its still cool though.
Ouh!
Wait!
No body died there, right?
No there, no there.
Our driver backed up as far as he could, worried that more rocks could fall at any moment.
Once he was safe and convinced it was over, he left his car to investigate.
You got me messed up! I ain't investigating nothing!
Look at how big some of these boulders are.
Then, Tom, what's up?
Uh... d-d-d-d-d-uh...
Did... did they survive?
You never remember, can't I see?
Thankfully, the driver of the damaged car escaped with their life.
They were taken to the hospital where doctors got them to a stable condition.
How?!
Now!
That is crazy!
Whoa!
Car, however, was totaled.
They're lucky the boulder hit the back.
A straight-on collision would have flattened their car like a pancake.
Bro, how do you live there?
Pompano Beach, Florida.
Gigi!
Weather video and it's in Florida?
Ha!
Gigi!
There's a small city between Boca Raton and Fort Lauderdale.
Like any other Florida city, they experience random periods of intense rainfall.
It'll happen out of nowhere and then be over in a flash.
Wow, that is a vibe.
Have y'all ever been here?
Yo, that is a vibe!
For most people, it's a part of daily Floridian life.
Wheel with the five.
On February 16th of 2016, one of those freak rainstorms struck.
It was around 8 a.m.
I thought this was a huge natural disaster.
You said you'd come on some rain.
Local Florida man was on his way to work.
He thought the storm looked darker than usual, but wasn't too concerned.
He kept on driving oblivious to what was forming nearby.
Man, it's just a rain!
Never mind.
I'll never say.
Love, Rousey?
Yo, all me with the five, thank you.
You can see the tornado taking shape in the distance.
Our driver, who is more concerned about slow morning commuters, had no idea what was happening.
Can't blame a bro pod to try to get to work, man.
When debris began flying into the road.
Wait, what?
The trees swayed back and forth,
and our driver finally realized he was caught
in a freak Floridian tornado.
The air has flown airborne.
What's that?
Artlist MCP for coal?
Does he still not see it?
That's a creative powerhouse.
What we do we create today?
Use Artlist to create a social platform
It's wearable brand.
It's wearable!
Slog, there's a tornado a block away from here.
How do you not see it yet?
Okay, people, let's go.
Earth!
Little Earth!
What the...
Out of here!
How do you come out of here?
What do you want him to do bud?
Dumbass?
You gonna sit down there to hit your car?
Dumbasses?
Bro, you can call in and relax.
Go!
Get a ladder.
Get a window.
You was not a no-hurricane.
Was our cameraman right to whip him to the oncoming lane and then yell at other drivers?
Probably not.
He said fighter flight kicked in and he didn't feel like sitting around waiting for what he
thought was a hurricane to pass.
Later, he learned that an EF-1 tornado had touched down near Hard Rock Stadium.
It caused a few minor injuries, triggered a fire, and tore the roofs off of several
houses.
You would do the same thing?
I actually don't know what I would do there.
Chad, would you just leave your car sitting in the road or would you just keep driving?
I feel like I'd probably just keep driving.
Yeah, I'd keep driving a hundred percent, I'd keep driving.
The hard rock storm was one of three tornadoes to strike Florida that morning, even though
most people think of hurricanes when they picture the sunshine.
This is the thing, if you're in a car, I feel like it's just as likely for it to take your car away
if it's moving, that if it's not moving, it's not like a bus.
You know what I mean?
Like, center of gravity really doesn't change that much, like if you're in a car.
Eight. Tornados are still common. Thankfully, most never exceed EF2 intensity.
Between 1950 and 2020, there were no EF5s and only two EF4s.
In the United States, we have devastating forest fires.
In Australia, they have catastrophic brush fires.
No!
On November 25th and December 2nd of 2015, a massive fire moved across South Australia.
It burned over 200,000 acres and caused over $170 million in damages.
God, Lee!
Oh, I think I might have seen this one.
Run!
Nobody was injured!
Nobody was hurt!
The fire had completely engulfed their trucks.
Burnover mode was their only option.
Unfortunately, burnover is the last word
any firefighter wants to hear.
Where is Bro Gowen?
Is the dude with the camera stupid?
What do you mean?
What do you want him to do?
Why do you just stay there?
Because I can't say nothing!
Where do you want me to go?
It's just a dirt on the screen!
When firefighters enter burnover mode, they either slip into heat-resistant bags, or deploy
protective curtains made of the same material.
It looks like thick aluminum foil.
They could have backed up.
Do y'all really not think there was more flames behind them, too?
It was a wall.
Man, they lived, didn't they?
Exactly.
Keeps them safe as the fire burns over their trucks or the immediate area.
Meanwhile, hoses will douse the trucks in water to keep them cool and not engulfed in flames.
Burnover drills are a last resort because they can't last forever.
Firefighters-
I don't know about that.
Slaught.
Chad, we're sitting here in the comfort of your home, probably.
You don't know what you would do if you're in a fire truck in a wall of flame engulfed a truck, man.
You have to hope the blaze moves on and they're not left sitting in the middle of it.
Thankfully these brave Australian firefighters made it out alive.
Others weren't as lucky as the pinery fire put dozens in the hospital and burned down
87 homes.
YAH LEED!
I P on the fire!
We got a hero in here.
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Helping little boys play.
Clarksville, Tennessee is a major city off Route 24, about 50 miles northwest of Nashville.
It's next door to Fort Campbell, home to the 101st Outland Division.
On December 9th of 2023, a tornado touched down on top of Fort Campbell.
Lord have mercy, that's at least EF3 right there.
No, EF2.
From Sabre Airfield, it passed through rural areas outside the city before intensifying to EF3 strength.
Never mind, I was right the first time.
That's when it crossed Highway 41 and smashed into some local businesses.
This driver had no idea he was heading into the eye of the storm.
Oh, pull up to the wind!
It is.
Till it was too late.
Twenty-five-year-old Cameron was driving past the Wendy's on Tiny Town Road.
Ominous clouds loomed over him.
Tiny Town Road, this does not look like a Tiny Town to me, sir.
And light rain began falling on his car.
Then, out of nowhere, an electric transformer exploded.
Debris began falling from the sky as one hundred and fifty mile per hour winds battered
Cameron's car.
A hundred and fifty?
box exploded in bright blue sparks. Cameron said, nope, and turned down a residential street.
But that's when all hell broke loose. Cameron could hardly see 10 feet ahead as debris smashed
his car and cracked his windshield. He's lucky he didn't strike any other vehicles as he raced
beneath bending power lines. Yes, see right here, I don't think there's a reason to
keep driving because you literally can't see anything and there's nowhere to go.
I think all you might be doing here is potentially hitting somebody. I think right here
You'd probably just have to sit still right?
He finally made it out of the danger zone and never looked back
It's too bad the video has no audio or else we'd have let it play
But I think the footage more than speaks for itself in the end our driver was fine a bit shaken up surely
but thankfully uninjured.
That's crazy!
The clock's little storm lasted over an hour and traced a 48-mile path of destruction.
It caused millions of dollars in damages
and was one of the worst tornadoes to hit the city since the late 90s.
Jack, weather is crazy, bro.
On April 3rd of 2024,
a powerful 7.3 magnitude earthquake
struck the east coast of Taiwan near Hualien City,
The county-level city, home to roughly 100,000 people, was just starting its day when the ground began shaking around 8am...
GG!
A commuter on their way to work had their dash cam rolling when the earthquake struck the highway overpass.
Every car on the road shook like it was on a spring. The bus on our drivers left nearly toppled over.
Could you imagine being on a bridge when an earthquake hits?
That is legitimately the worst place you would ever want to find yourself for earthquake
hits.
I would be panicking.
Dude, I'd be like creeped out when I go over a big bridge anyway because I'm like, man,
what if?
You know what I mean?
During a earthquake on a bridge
Y'all got bridges in Arkansas
Yeah
As bad as it looks, the Taiwan earthquake could have caused a lot more damage.
In fact, only a handful of buildings collapsed in a city with tens of thousands of structures.
That's because Taiwan has been preparing for this moment since 1999.
W preparation!
The Chi Chi earthquake, the worst in Taiwanese history, claimed 2,400 lives and leveled thousands of buildings.
Ever since, there hasn't been a building project in Taiwan that hasn't undergone strict earthquake testing.
All new projects like these highways are built to withstand powerful quakes.
On January 1st of 2024, a 7.5 magnitude earthquake rang in the Japanese New Year.
What's the top magnitude earthquake? Like what's the scale?
Cheyenne with the 5, thank you.
10, so I go scale it 1 to 10.
It struck just after 4 p.m. on the Noto Peninsula.
Okay, how many 10 magnitude earthquakes in human history has there been?
The biggest one was a nine-pointer, so we've never had a tin magnitude earthquake.
The ground shook for 50 harrowing seconds, but that's not where the destruction ended.
The earthquake triggered a tsunami that took many Noto residents by surprise.
The Shiromaru district, which faces the bay on Nato's eastern coast, was hit especially
hard.
Waves washed onto the streets, washing anything away that wasn't bolted down.
Dashcam footage from a parked car shows how violent the earthquake was.
In fact, this event was the most powerful tremor to hit the Ishikawa Prefecture since
1885.
It was also the strongest to hit mainland Japan since the 2011 earthquake tsunami...
a 10 as impossible, cap.
He and nuclear disaster.
Buildings rock back and forth.
And those power lines look like they're
on the verge of collapse.
On average, earthquakes only last between 10 and 30 seconds.
So people around Noto began to worry
when this one eclipsed the 42nd mark.
Just when they thought they were clear,
tsunami waves began crashing over the sea walls.
Water flooded the streets, carrying debris
and other loose objects.
This poor tire shop owner probably lost his entire inventory.
The water even gets high enough to move our parked car.
Thankfully, it's not far.
From the rear, you can clearly see the earthquake
leaving large cracks in the road.
Some of the pavement even pops up.
Man, appreciate that move, Blake, thank you.
It's a small example of how vulnerable we are
to mother nature and how much damage
she can do with ease.
True.
After some time, the camera cuts
and the tsunami wave rolls in.
Like before, the street is full of debris, and at one point, our car even begins to float.
Thankfully, the tsunami was relatively small in comparison to others, and subsided soon after.
The Noto earthquake damaged or destroyed nearly 50,000 children.
Hey, I've never felt an earthquake before.
Homes. Most of them were full of families at home celebrating New Year's Day,
which Japan recognizes as a public holiday.
According to the government, the earthquake will cost Japan over 17 billion dollars in repairs.
Lujo China is a prefecture-level city in Sichuan province.
In fact, it's known as the Liquor City and is famous for its alcoholic beverages.
I thought they were going to talk about the ones from Resident Evil.
Of choice is Baiju, a clear liquid distilled from grain with a 60% AVV.
That's a long chapter a long day.
On May 24th of 2023, a trucker was driving through the crowded streets of Lujo.
His bed was loaded with dirt and all he could think about was getting off his
shift and enjoying a glass of Vigil. A random sinkhole decided to ruin...
Wait, what is that? I mean, me some of that. Everybody going home to get that.
...plans. Our dash cam follows the trucker as he navigates a busy road.
Then, suddenly, the back end dips, and the whole truck falls into a massive
sinkhole. It almost pulls another car down with it. Our driver takes a few
moments to collect himself before popping the door open.
Hey, at least that truck was on a whole bunch of dirt.
They could already feel that thing back in immediately.
Hey, that's like getting ran over by a car
in a hospital parking lot almost.
Like all they got to do was jump the rest of that dirt
and then they'd feel it.
You think they actually did that, Luke?
What's up, all right?
Ah, now they're gonna need a little bit more now.
At least the hole is partially filled now, right?
According to reports, the sinkhole covered over 320 square feet.
Thankfully, our driver made it out safely and nobody else got hurt.
That's good.
Lopuri, Thailand is a small city about 90 miles northeast of Bangkok.
It's home to roughly 58,000 people who, fun fact, share the city with nearly 5,000 crab-eating monkeys.
All crab-eating monkeys?
They eat crabs?
The monkeys were indoors on May 7th of 2020.
When a powerful thunderstorm moved over the city the local law Buri man was driving home from work as strong winds
Pushed against the power lines on either side of the road once one fell they all came down
Hey, did I do in the motorcycle survive hold on?
Yo, Swole Duffling with the 25, get the W Swole Duffling with the 25, get the, thank you!
W25 for real, I appreciate you.
I don't know if this is true, Chad, but can you get electrocuted in a car because the rubber wheels?
I always heard that if your car gets shrunk by lightning, that it just like shuts the
car off.
Am I tripping?
The one I'm even asking y'all, y'all know nothing!
Our driver, Anon C Fanon, said he was lucky to be alive.
A few more feet, and he would have been toast.
He did the smart thing and got off the road before the other set fell.
According to the CDC, if a power line falls on your car while you're still inside, you
should stay put with the engine running.
The ground under your vehicle could electrocute you if you step on it while touching the car.
However, your car's outer shell will keep you safe if you stay inside.
The only reason you should ever exit before help arrives is if your car catches fire.
At that point you're kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place if you have to get out ensure you're not touching the ground and the car
Simultaneously it helps if you jump as far away as you can just try not to land on the power lines
Cap you didn't say that bro yeah
Fiji at China is a prefecture-level city in Guizhou province.
It's home to about 6.5 million people who recently learned a valuable lesson about black
ice.
It was January of 2-
GG.
In 2023, even for a province in southern China, Guizhou can still get pretty cold
in winter.
January 16th, it got so cold that a long slick of black ice formed over the BJ
waning expressway. One person lost control and crashed, setting off a chainway.
Lord have mercy.
Why'd you get out your car?
Wait, what?
That is actually like the craziest thing ever.
Never mind.
than I do.
It is crazy how many of these people just came within like two seconds of just certain
death you can't tell from our dash cam but more cars keep adding to the pile
eventually the expressway was locked in one of the worst traffic jams we have
ever seen
imagine being stuck in the back wondering why nothing is moving oh my
goodness I bet they were there for like 20 hours luckily nobody got seriously
during the pylon police eventually cleared the road and salt trucks came by
to remove the ice by then it was too late maybe next time they'll salt the roads
before everything turns into an ice rink that is you enjoy a zero and want to see
another just like it be sure to click the link on screen now with that thanks
for watching and we'll see you I think they got me with this one they got me
with that one they got me with that one right there
these hunters and she and times hunters messed with the wrong animals
Russia thought they'd bag themselves a few wild boars.
Meanwhile, the boars thought they'd bag themselves a few Russian hunters.
I don't run now, they went back to the mound and said,
yo, everybody group up, the 30 of us go run them off.
Yeah, G.G.
Wait, there's actually about 30 of them.
Wild boars can be found on every continent except Antarctica.
They can grow to between three and six feet long
and can weigh upwards of 220 pounds.
On the large side, that'd be like an NFL linebacker
charging you at 31 miles per hour.
Whoa, buddy, what?
Three and six feet long and can weigh upwards
of 220 pounds.
On the large side, that'd be like an NFL linebacker
charging you at 31 miles per hour.
In most cases, they're considered a harmful, invasive species that pushes native fauna out of their natural habitats.
They're also known to ravage farmland and destroy property.
In the U.S. alone, they're responsible for roughly $2.5 billion worth of damage each year.
Gah! Lee! They be destroyed! Eek!
That's why people are encouraged and it must be nice to be like an animal like that
you and your homies just like
Eating up 2.5 billion dollars worth a year of people's money
And you just don't even care. You don't even know what that means. You just eat
Well, that must be nice you doing all that you don't even know what you do we use out the straight eat everybody else is mad
And sometimes rewarded to hunt them. The boars in this clip simply had other ideas
Now a similar scene unfolded in the US when three hunters set out to curb the local boar population
That's when one of them learned that these pigs have a nasty temper and a nasty bite
Point blank twice
T temper and a nasty
You out there specifically hot and you miss it but you need to go back to the crib
You ain't supposed to be out here, man
Why you out here
I'll pull eight blanks, Ski.
Got a side step.
Split up and go.
What's you doing, man?
Ow.
Motherf***er bit me.
I mean, I wouldn't do you trying to shoot at me twice.
I'm at least going to bite in for what he wanted.
run it. Gotta be messed up. I'mma leave you with some.
Oh yes. Look at that job.
Well hold up now. Don't show nothing now. Chill out. We don't, we don't twitch over here. Don't do that.
Prevented the boar from breaking the skin. He's lucky.
Oh it didn't break skin. We good.
Wild boars have an estimated by force between 200 and 300 psi.
That puts them somewhere between the average human and a wolf.
Wild boars are also known to carry at least 30 viral and bacterial diseases, rat lungworm,
and upwards of 40 parasites that can easily transmit to humans.
Lospagos parasite too. You're gonna get rat lungworm disease, hepatitis, and lospagos all in one.
You are cooked. You're gonna turn into a flying beetle. You're gonna start eating people.
And other animals. If one bites you, you should probably get to the hospital as soon as possible.
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Hey, Metta.
Take a photo.
Now, Black Bears are expert climbers.
I'll hate you!
That's why you should never get vertical when trying to escape one.
But this hunter in Alberta, Canada wasn't trying to run away.
He was simply trying to get the drop on local game from a tree perch.
That's when this black bear tried to get the drop on him.
Jack, isn't that crazy how something that big can just climb like that?
Look at how bro is standing.
He's standing like he's glitched off the side of the map
or something.
You know how you play in a video game
and you can kind of stand off a little bit to the edge
and you're kind of floating?
Bro is standing there like he's glitched.
How did they do that, bro?
I'd pet him.
Not gonna lie if I'm that dude right there,
I'm getting a pet in.
At this point, it's like,
we had this similar conversation
with another bear video while back.
It's like, bro, he's right there, you might as well.
You might as well get you like a patty in.
You know what I mean?
Your oars with the fire.
I thought bro was about to eat us.
I hate you, dog!
What's he doing?
Well, they just climb like it ain't nothing dude.
Black bears use their curved claws to climb trees with relative ease.
However, unlike other tree climbing mammals that'll descend head-first,
Black bears go hind legs first, as you saw in this clip.
As for the hunter, he did everything right in this situation.
No, he did. He could have, he did everything right except pet him.
He could have patted him too. Let's add that in there.
Okay, I can't be forgot.
Curious and didn't posture like he was ready to attack.
Therefore, remaining calm, even in the face of a black bear, was the smarter thing to do.
A bow hunter and a...
Oh my goodness, we saw this one.
this one. Oh my goodness.
Mario Canada found himself in a far more dangerous situation while walking along a game trail.
A black bear was coming right by the way chat. Just a quick little point. This just looks
like somewhere that you would die. This looks like if you were going to die it would be
here. No joke. Like if you could imagine a place like I'm about to die. I would
thinks like I'm about to die here this is looks like a death place a bow hunter in
Ontario Canada found himself in a far more dangerous situation while walking
along a game trail a black bear was coming right toward him unable to move
away the hunter got down between some logs and hoped the bear would pass
him by no serious injuries bottom left okay I know it sounds like this dude
gets absolutely snapped into oblivion but no serious entries instead this
I remember this one. I thought bro was gone. I thought bro was pushing up daisies. I thought it was over.
That's a big boy too.
Who remembers this one from the other day?
I thought Bro was dead.
I don't know if I said this the other day, Chad, but if not, I just had the thought come
up again.
I wonder how many people or animals the last thing they ever saw was that right there.
Can you imagine how many not only like humans but animals in general the last thing they ever
seen?
Like that's gotta be like a common like final death like scene.
Like right here.
thing you ever saw. And it's like, I wonder what happened that made it to where like,
Oh, I'm not gonna kill him. I'm just gonna leave.
F*** me.
Sure, it's not a long time ago.
Also, by the way,
there's no way this dude ever went hunting again. There's no way.
Bye-bye, Meg.
Scared me, that guy.
Thankfully, the hunter was okay.
It's easy to look at these situations and-
Oh, it's like a TWA, what would it be?
Uh, I couldn't look at it with no hindsight, I wouldn't be out there in the first place.
It's just a panel!
hiding in your closet, earn extra cash on vinted with no selling or shipping fees.
You ready to catch me when?
This Russian hunter almost learned that lesson the hard way when a mama bear charged him
after he'd gotten too close to her babies.
Bro's got his shlog out there with him, that he about to die!
Bro, look!
Mm-hmm.
Is that Russian?
Okay, no wonder bro didn't shoot.
I was like, okay, this dude's like not shooting.
Dude's just like stone cold. No wonder I get it now
Bro probably seen this five times just
Bro got slept
Bro probably seen this five times as weak
You can hear the fear in his breath as he tries to relocate the bear
Imagine not being able to see where it went in the thick woods.
She can move so fast that she could easily be behind him by now.
The bear was most likely bluff-charging him, which is like a mom's version of a warning shot.
She doesn't want to attack, but she will if the hunter doesn't back off.
In this situation, he did everything right.
He never took his eyes off the bear, nor did he escalate the situation.
Shooting it might only make things worse.
The dookie dominator went to find you
Now we know that black gg climb but what about their brown cousins this hunter was also up in a tree perch when he made a
Crucial mistake he had left his bag on the ground with his lunch inside
This attracted a hungry brown bear who wondered if there might be something tastier in the tree
I
Got a bear snuck a little kid right there look
The bear was like speaking a look acting like I didn't actually see him a little rap
Like, boom, right there, trying to make it look like it didn't see you.
I killed her!
Man.
I
Had all
No, let him sit up in the tree with you.
Let him hang out.
According to the hunter, he had his mace and weapon ready to fire if the bear got any closer.
Thankfully, it understood-
Man, let him sit up in a tree, witch!
Shen got down when the hunter asked it to.
Brown bears can climb trees, just not as well as black bears.
That's because brown bear claws are longer, thinner, and sharper, which are better suited
for ripping fish apart.
They're also bigger than their black cousins, meaning it takes way more energy for them
to climb a tree.
It's crazy how something that huge can climb a tree like that anyway.
They won't if they don't think whatever's at the top is worth it.
Now, it upwards of 1,500 pounds, the Moose is the second largest land mammal in Europe
behind the European bison. They may look cute, but they can be extremely dangerous when agitated.
This Swedish hunter's close call proves how scary they can be, especially when they're
charging right at you. Yeah.
Let's go about the mist soon.
Straight mist.
Now you're cut.
If you sucks!
According to the Alaskan Department of Fish and Game, more people are injured by moose
than by bears each year, while they'll usually flee when they're-
Wait, that's water!
They're known to get aggressive under certain circumstances, such as having calves nearby.
Most moose charges are bluffs.
However, on the rare occasion that they are attacking your best bet is to get behind something solid like a car or a tree
It seems like the hunter in this video got lucky. He blind fired a shot
Moments before it attacked him
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Animal encounters this hunter in Ontario now. I'm just a pop-up like that. I'm moose was ready to back down. He thought wrong
You're cut
What is that?
We got Cody playing out of most of that.
Twenty yards.
Why?
Now he's coming closer.
I think he wants to fight Cody.
You think?
Why is he actually doing that? Hello? He has a video camera here and whatever here.
Is he like actually trying to die? We got Cody to the bed to move us now, right?
Cody's gonna what? We got Cody to the bed to move us now, right?
10 yards. Go to your moves. Watch out, watch out!
Go to your moves, lost to the moves. Was that funny? Do y'all do this often?
The men in this video did everything wrong.
Instead of backing away from the animal, they likely antagonized it by getting closer.
Here, you can see the man in green recording with his phone as the moose approached.
He almost learned the hard way that Mother Nature doesn't care about your viral video.
Unless bro was on like a cameraman never dies thing, and he thought it was actually real.
Now we all know how dangerous a wounded animal can be.
This Russian moose wanted to give everyone a scary reminder.
Two hunters had been tracking the wounded animal
in the forests of Yakutia, Russia.
They eventually cornered it,
at which point the moose went on the offensive.
Now I'm gonna see if she do the moose.
The moose had so close opened fire inside
the mass thing he should Africa.
What animals would you be most afraid of?
Why'd I get the more chihuahua out there?
Elephants, elephants, hippos, crocodiles.
While dangerous, these creatures pale
in comparison to the most anti-hunter animal in Africa.
The Cape buffalo, nicknamed the Widowmaker
and the Black Death.
Death?
Oh.
Jack, y'all start calling me that.
Loki.
Loki start calling me that, actually.
Y'all cool with that?
Bro, call me that!
Death talk!
responsible for more hunting fatalities than any other African animal. These two
became another statistic when an aggressive widowmaker decided to teach
them a lesson.
GG
The second hunter ran off camera, then circled around the tree.
We believe he's the one who fired the fatal shot that dropped the buffalo and saved his
friend.
African buffalo are known for their dangerous personalities.
They can be...
Not a cue!
Just panel!
Crumpy and very unpredictable.
They're also equipped with razor-sharp horns and can run upwards of 37 miles per
hour.
Not as fast as me though.
Danger is what makes them highly prized among big game hunters.
Would you try hunting one again after a close call like this?
Big dog, what you mean again?
I wouldn't be doing it in the first place.
I would want to see more just now.
You talk about...
You sure to click the link on that?
I'm stated to creep!
You talk about...
I'll stay in it to creep.
I'm glad you don't go outside, wake up one day, streamer, queso, mauled by bear trying
to pet it.
I do go outside.
I can say this though.
The odds of me, Haley with the five,
getting in a situation to where a bear is petable,
is like slim to none, like slim, but if the situation's there and it's a free pet,
I'm getting my pet in.
What you talking about?
I'm getting my pet in, buddy.
What you talking about?
Yo, what was with the 500 bits?
Hey, case today, my car got hit in the parking lot
while I was working inside, and the guy drove off.
I didn't get a chance to crap my drawers
for the insurance money.
Don't worry, though, I got witnesses and camera.
So I'm working on that check.
Yo, I hope you get that check for real.
Bring me off a piece.
That's crazy, though.
Appreciate that, uh, QDRK. Thank you.
Appreciate you, Cramp.
Lock in. Hey.
Is there moose in Arkansas?
I don't think so.
I'm the only person in here that lives here so I don't know don't nobody else in this
whole chat live here.
Chad, you know what time it is, though.
Hey.
You know what time it is.
Spooky.
Yeah.
Juicy with the 5W Juicy with the...
Ah!
get you a doppy on Bubba because it be spooky time up in here.
one if you got you a dyke beyond. Good! You better. Because you're gonna need it.
Because you're gonna need it. What's going on? Wow!
Yeah!
What's going on with my game, bro?
Wait, hold up.
Wait a minute.
What, hold on.
What I'm getting...
Intel here.
Chill-Azard dropped a new game?
Am I getting correct Intel here?
Am I getting a till here?
Oh, there is one.
Let me add that to Carl and play that Sunday.
That's a long one and we still gotta do boob looking at what we're doing that Sunday chat.
We gotta chill as our game Sunday, baby.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about today.
I like me to chill as our game.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, new chill is our day. We play in that Sunday. Because remember, Chattis, my best
friend, being his birthday, gonna be gone till Sunday after tonight in case you
weren't here earlier. Gonna be gone till Sunday after tonight. I stay in central
Arkansas, LOL. Bro, you can't just be doxing yourself up in here, man.
I'm going to get you.
Chill.
Wait, this is it, though, Chad.
Look at this.
How do I not hear about this before?
I don't know what I'm gonna hear as y'all.
That's a fire hazard!
No!
That look like it gonna be good.
Which most chill is our game on.
So, lucky enough, now, Chad, it is time to get you to die beyond cause he's spooky.
Pizza, buddy.
Yee.
What am I getting there?
Oh, yeah.
What's happening?!
Bloody burger man.
Oh yeah.
Get you a diaper on, Jack.
Cause it's spooky time up in here!
I
Walk in, buddy!
Walk in, buster!
Are you locked in?
Hold on.
You got you a Di-Bio-Jack?
The name of this game is Witness the Dark, Bloody Burger.
That's the name of the game, Rockdale.
Lock in.
I did not pick this game because I like burgers, okay?
Let's get that, let's get that situated right there.
Some people go through their entire existence without ever glimpsing what hides in the
darkness.
Others are less fortunate.
become its witnesses. Today, we're going to tell you the story of Kate, a young woman
who on a perfectly ordinary night murdered several people in a little restaurant called
the Billy's Burger. At least that's how the story was told. Kate. Kate killed a
bunch of people. Because Kate, she would tell it in an entirely different way, a story of
missing children, of monsters hidden among men, and of a place where the darkness
the state's stairs clearly, right into your eyes.
And have you opened their eyes?
Realize we are one.
Hello?
way to start the game? Who is that?
Hey!
Who is that?
What just happened?
Yo mage with the fire.
It's so dark I can't tell what's going on.
Hello?
What's happening?
I can't open the door turn a brightness of you right I can't gg
Uh, Kate?
Bat-o? You gotta go boo-boo?
Who called?
Hello, Kate. It's Dr. Freeman.
Hello, Dr. Freeman.
Kate, stop acting like a child. You're completely unaware.
Your mind is completely broken.
is completely broken, cow. You suffer from paranoia attacks, panic attacks, you're probably
out of control. You're wiggly with the five w wiggly with the five. You can't trust anything
you feel or anything you see your mind plays tricks on you constantly. And yet you accepted
the FBI is offered to become bait to get the artist arrested. I'm completely
against it. Your place is in a hospital. You have to get back to a hospital no
matter what. Listen carefully. This is an order. Get back to the hospital right
now and don't forget to take your pills. And the artist, aren't you afraid
of reliving what he already puts you through? Let me remind you, you were
is praying he tortured you mentally and physically for months.
Don't you remember everything you tell me all your attacks your visions
everything you see.
Hello.
Shut up.
I'm gonna do what I want to do.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
This is the darkest game ever made I'm not gonna lie this is actually the darkest game ever
There's no flashlight.
Hello, who are you?
Kelly!
Hey girl, you new here?
You the one who moved into number 12?
You really didn't choose well here.
You know where you ended up?
Here, you're in Rufus' hotel.
you ended up here you're in Rufus's hotel. Rufus's, Rufus's hotel. Yo maze with the five.
Thank you. Everything's rotten. Everything's guilty. Everyone's bad news. Here people
just want to swipe everything, steal everything and stab you in the back. But on the other
hand if you need something you know what I mean you're looking for stuff sketchy
stuff if you need info tell me above all don't freak out don't call the cops
okay okay yeah
is it part of the experience and I'll be able to see anything
Oh
Well, that's better
Chat what is DLSS in the graphics anyway
I
Said look there's a kitty down there
Hey that pool of a little like a stanky short for
Nina hey
tell me could you help me out I'm in a jam you see I totally forgot my bag at
the office so I don't have my car I don't have any cash so if you can help
me out with a few hundred bucks
A few what?
A few hundred?
Ma'am, what you mean?
I'm afraid I can't do that.
She talking about a few hundred?
Yeah, y'all got a few hundred bucks just laying around give it to
Come on not asking for much just a few hundred bucks
Can't you see I'm hurting
What's your room number?
Get lost move along. I wish you would rob my room. I'm gonna live a I live in room number 12 try
Try I live in room number 12 if I come back in my room has been
Robbed? I know exactly where I'm going.
I'm gonna throw you off this balcony.
I wish you would go rob my room.
Drive!
Done, lost your mind up here.
What room do I live in?
Twent!
Go pet the kitty over here.
P.O.D., you just arrived to the stanky shores.
Let me take a swim.
Know I can't!
He can talk?
Okay, you really think you're doing okay?
His name's Willie the Cat.
You really think all this around you is real?
You really think what Dr. Freeman says is nonsense?
attacks are getting stronger. You see more horrible things. The smallest
to serve a thing makes you jump.
Kate, you're talking to a cat. You're having a conversation with me. I'm a
cat.
Face it, Kate. You're not here. You're still at the hospital drugged up
throwing up. I'll always be here for you. The moment you see me come
see the moment you see me come talk to me on this
All right, Willie, W. Willie, okay, where am I supposed to be going here?
I got other things to do.
Kate, we do not have none.
Who is this goober?
Let's go.
It's Ruthless himself.
Oh wait, just give me a minute.
I can't believe my eyes.
An angel's come to my hotel.
When you see all the ugly mugs
we rub shoulders with every day,
makes me happy, you make me happy.
Okay, you're creepy.
By the way, if you like jazz, music,
here, you know, me, I've got a room here, a permanent room.
I'm the boss, you know.
So if you ever feel like having a relaxing moment
one of these days, don't be shy.
Otherwise, all the papers signed by the guys
who placed you here, I even got two months rent in advance.
Okay, this dude's creepy.
Get out of my face, Rufus.
I work at Billy's Burger.
To get to the Billy's Burger, you take the bus there right out front.
You get off at the first stop, you'll be right at Billy's Burger Street.
Okay, thank you, Rufus.
Chad, let's go to work at Billy's Burger, dude.
Where the bus stop? There it is.
All right, Chad, we're going to work at our job.
We're going to work at our job.
That's right.
Oh, they're going to boss!
Let's go to work, Chad.
Don't be shy.
We're going to work.
You all having a good night?
Okay.
Was that a Gucci store? Hold up!
Ha ha!
Hey, was that a Louis Vuitton?
Yeah, I have it a good night though.
Okay.
He keeps staring.
Wait, everybody's looking at me when I look away!
Bruh, oh no, get me out of here.
I gotta go work at Billy's Burger.
GG.
Yeah, work out.
Yeah, we're cut.
We can avoid all this.
I'm about to get an insurance claim.
Chad, I'm about to get an insurance claim.
Watch this.
I'm destined to work forever.
No.
Billy's Burger.
No, I'm destined to work forever
No Billy's burger
Hey, I'm new here my name Kate
Are you the manager?
Tina
Sorry the service isn't open yet. You got to come back in a few minutes. Oh
You're here for the job. Is that blood all over the counter chat?
Does that look like blood to y'all, but it looks like some blood not only on her shirt on the counter as well
Always can't job you right cuz yeah, yes can't job chat. Let me tell you okay. It's catch up
We got nothing more
You're here for the job. It's kind of because of me, you know cuz tomorrow. I'm off to rehab. You see oh, well, that's good Tina
for real for real yeah it's my fourth one it's not exactly easy i'm making an effort but every
time one bad night one bad encounter one bad guy i relapse but this time it's the real deal
so anyway urney urney that's the boss's name
urney
I do like Ernie Johnson, though, the basketball commentator on TNT, or what used to be TNT,
I do like Ernie.
I like Ernie Johnson.
Ernie cool.
The boss of Billy's Burger, he needs to replace me, you see.
So I won't lie to you, it's a bad job that customers are all messed up, gross, crazy.
People often say the night's cool for working, but me?
I say the night's creepy.
Anyway, Ernie, he's at the end of the hallway there.
You go to the end of the hallway, you open the door,
you go past the locker room, and you got Ernie's office.
Okay, thank you.
Let's go talk to the boss, Ernie,
where we're gonna earn our pay,
because I got a job.
That kitchen does not look sanitary back there.
Can I take a look in the kitchen?
I want to take a look in the kitchen that does not look sanitary back there
Hey, mr. Ernie
Hey
Mr. Ernie's a VCR collector.
He's living a double life.
Actually, that doesn't even mean anything.
How you doing, Mr. Ernie?
That's the owner, huh?
That's the owner?
Come on, sit down. You're the one applying for the job. Tina's job.
Listen, I'm going to make this real clear. Around here, it's real simple.
You do what you're told, you keep your mouth shut, and you don't question anything.
And you don't ask questions. You just said that, sir.
You serve the customers, you do good work. You just got to charm people a little, you know?
Customers like it when the waitresses are a little, uh, you know what I mean? Sorry,
I don't know what you mean
Can you explain what you mean
Tina she's off that's so rude. I don't even work here no more. I don't even work here no more
That's really how you're gonna talk about Tina
She's off to rehab again, but you really think a dog's gonna stop barking. I don't think so
Listen, Tina's going to show you how it all works.
You'll do a trial run tonight and if you do the job, you get the job.
Right behind you is the locker room.
Grab the outfit, put it on, and there you go, you're good to start.
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, the locker room.
I know the locker room.
All right, get out of my face.
That is the add, this extra stuff in it.
That's the biggest basketball I've ever seen.
You're adding this extra stuff in it.
That's the biggest basketball I've ever seen.
Got my costume on.
I don't wanna.
I don't want to work here anymore.
Chad, I don't think I want to work here no more.
What would outfit get you so well? You look, you didn't.
The customers are going to love it. Okay, yeah, let's go home.
Chad, I think I'm good off this job here.
Listen to me, I'm totally useless in explaining things.
I didn't go to school much.
It's real simple.
You grab some trays, you got cups for drinks,
you got cups for coffee, you take the customer's orders.
The kitchen, there's Toby.
Above all, Toby, he doesn't want anyone in his kitchen.
Don't ask me why, I can't tell you.
It's part of the company's secrets.
I can tell you why the kitchen looks nasty.
So Toby never talked to him, never go in his kitchen.
It's very important what I'm telling you here.
You got a big board with big buttons.
When people order stuff, you press the buttons,
everything's marked.
Toby's going to make it, he'll pass it through the shoot.
You pick it up, you put it on the tray.
Anyone can do this job.
Look at me, I do it just fine.
Don't say that about yourself, Tina.
All right, I'll let you get started.
There's a customer who's arrived.
How can I help you?
What you want, Margaret?
Hello, ma'am. I think that was you earlier on the bus.
Did you see that man? He looked strange. Next to you on your right.
He kept staring at you the whole time. I did see that.
You gotta be really careful right now. There's a lot of children going missing.
Actually, my little sister, Ginny, she disappeared. R.I.P. Ginny.
My parents are in Europe. They're on a trip. They let the two of us home alone.
But for two days now Ginny hasn't come back from school.
Wait, what? And you're not panicking?
Huh?
You haven't seen her?
She's always dressed in red. She's got a little police track suit.
If you see Jay tell her to come home.
I haven't called my parents yet and I'm scared to go to the police. It's not my fault.
you haven't went to the police your sister's been missing for two days and
you ain't called the police or your parents
dude what I gotta grab something to eat I'm gonna keep looking for Jenny I'd like
a chicken burger lemon please a what-huh who what-huh a what a chicken burger
lemon first off it's a chicken sandwich second off where does the lemon come in
hello and welcome to McDonald's would you like a beast sugar no please I just
I just want to see my family again.
Chicken again.
Hey, we're probably a chicken sandwich, Toby.
Oh, that was quick.
Okay.
Oh, limit is the drain.
Here we go.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, that looked kind of nasty in there.
Hold up.
What was?
No lid?
Chicken sandwich, yo, I'm not gonna lie, Toby.
You whipped that up in like five seconds
and it looked pretty good.
Yo, wait a minute, Toby might be cooking, like literally.
Here you go, hope you enjoy your chicken sandwich.
Am I doing good, Tina?
Okay, thank you.
Oh!
Oh, no.
Let me throw this trash away, yo, Tina.
What do I do with the...
Oh, here we go.
Did I throw the whole trash away?
Wait, Tina.
Do I gotta do this too, Tina?
Can you help?
No.
I've got other things to do. I don't know where to... Tina!
Ernie, what do I do with the truck?
I don't know what to do with the trash, Tina!
Tina, help!
Oh
What?
We'll see you in court, that was from Cod Zombies.
That was when you get the teddy bear out of the box and Cod Zombies.
Nitro with the five, thank you.
So I'm gonna collect two of those.
Why?
So Chad, if we ever see Willie again, we can't talk to Willie.
What is going on?
Check the compass. Don't tell me what I said.
I'll wait, does it?
Got it!
Hey, we could have done without that. I'm not gonna lie. What was that oh?
Boy Kate this time you've really pushed it way too far. What is he talking about?
Bro, I'm working at Billy's burger. I'm not even doing nothing
I don't know how but I've got a message for you apparently it's a message from the children
The message says the following. You have to steal the keys that are on Ernie's desk.
You have to go down to the basement.
You have to uncover the truth and bring it to light.
I don't have any more information. I don't know if this message exists. I'm a cat.
Huh?
That is weird. Why is there like kids toys and clothes back here?
That's the basement.
Keys from Ernie's desk.
I don't think I'm gonna be able to do that because Ernie's just standing there.
Can I get the keys? No, okay.
Case, sit on me please. I beg you with the 25 gifted.
Lord have mercy.
chat wk sit on me please I beg you with the 25 gifted thank you that's
legitimately the entire name that is the entire name right there no jump thank
you for the 25 I let's go sir to sell the customer here you look kind of
creepy
yes sir may I help you good evening let me tell you right away no on a
No autographs, no photos, yo big dog, we don't know who you are, okay, tell y'all not his
dude, we don't know who you are big dog, we don't want no photos.
No I insist, I understand, I'm a celebrity but no photos, no autographs, okay, okay
sir.
Yo sassy with the five, thank you.
What do you mean who am I?
I'm John Cooper, yes, John Cooper.
the thriller specialist, the horror specialist,
the writer who sells millions of books.
So does that ring a bell now?
Big doll, unless your first initials are DB Cooper,
don't nobody know who you are or sly Cooper. Don't buy no John
Cooper.
I can't sleep. I'm going in circles. I'm working on my latest
book.
What's it about? You certainly heard about this killer, the
one they call the artist. Magnificent. He's my best
subject. This guy, he's he's a pure marble. The guy draws
works of art on his victim's body with a scalpel. A chainsaw, all kinds of tools. What?
But the result? It's art. That's what they call him, the artist. And me, I try to explain
the path of people like him. Why is it that every time psychopaths, killers think they've
all got to be monsters. They still have a part of beauty. They have a story to tell,
don't they? What do you think? I think you're just trying to sell books, John,
go live and you ain't got no motion. No, nobody here to hold you off.
No, it's true that apparently there'd be two girls who supposedly escaped as
clutches. Well, he found one of them again, but she had a rough time and
practices art on her, you know, and the other one, I hope she went far,
really, really far. Wait, the other one's us, right? Because our doctor
was saying that we had a history with him. So we're one of the escaped
girls from the artist.
Sam Coupe with the five. Thank you.
Because the day he finds her, I think it's when he's really
gonna have fun like he's never had fun before, you know.
Plus from what I hear, he's a miracle miles in this city.
It's incredible. That's why I'm here. Because if I get the
chance to interview him in person, the artists imagine.
All right, that's enough. I'm gonna order. I'd like a
Triple cheeseburger mint large fries
What the polly doing
You go in the back door!
Cakes, sit on me, please. I beg you with another file. Thank you.
Yes?
Spoon!
Hey, this dude's name is Spoon!
Hey, good evening. I mean, what?
He didn't even say that, my bad.
Special agent Spoon in here!
Good evening, little lady.
I'm Agent Spoon.
I wonder where Agent Forks at.
You could say I'm the cop for this area.
Ernie told me a new girl was coming.
I'm taking the chance right now. Maybe you've been followed with the news. We got
a whole lot of children going missing and I'm on the case.
Don't worry, Agents Moon. If you're on the case, trust me, I know it's gonna be
handled.
So I'm gonna tell you something very important. I want you to pay attention
what I'm about to tell you.
If you hear the slightest bit of information, if you have the slightest
suspicion, the slightest rumor.
If you see one or more children alone in the streets, contact me
direct. Be careful. You contact me only me understood. I can tell
already you're doing good work. And he'll be able to keep you
on. But I insist this come see me and only me. If there's one
person you can trust and rely on it's me. Okay. Cat. You
want something to eat? No. Yo, Toby, let me get a triple cheese
Fire going
Spook up triple cheese on that Toby. Oh, yeah
What's you want a mint drink to make it mint going it was meant to be
Yo big Toby, let me get a large fry with that too
spook up
That's a large.
Yo, Tobizy, that's a large froth?
Wait, did I press small froth?
Oh, I did.
My fault, Tobi.
Let me get a large.
that looks more like a medium we are your scamming people they look like a
medium
all right let me get this order done your officer spawn can you get up out of
here
We're gonna put this bag down.
Burger, triple cheese, large fry, mint drink, foam.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Pump you a joy.
What is Leon S. Kennedy doing in my restaurant?
We got him a big fan!
Hold on, I'll be right with you!
Hold on!
I'll be right there!
Where was the trash at? Oh, yeah.
Yo Bobby with the tin! How can I help you Leon? Kevin!
Man, I thought motion walked in the room. I was about to start fanning out.
man. Yes, Kevin. Good evening. Seems to me you're new. I come off and I'm
irregular. They know me well here. It's real simple. I'm gonna have a bloody
burger and don't worry. There's no problem at all. Toby the cook. The boss
knows very well what a bloody burger is. And it's normal. You don't know
all the services the restaurant offers. So don't worry. Go see Toby
asking for a bloody burger and everything will be just fine. Thank
Yo, Kevin, first off, stop lorping as Leon Kennedy.
Just stop.
Second off, just say you want a rare burger, not a bloody one, just say rare.
Yo, Big Toby, just do that.
I hear somebody wants a bloody burger.
I don't know what that is.
Yo, Toby, do we have it on the menu?
What's this button do?
I can't hit it.
Yo yo, Toby easy.
Oh crap, I screwed up there for real.
I screwed up bad.
I'm gonna ask you a favor.
Whatever you do, don't tell Ernie,
I let you take the bloody burger order.
You understand how do I explain this?
It's kind of a special thing.
It's a house thing.
It's very particular.
Is this a human flesh burger right here?
My eye, it's a GG pink eye again.
He's a guy. GG P. G. Again. Third time this week. I'm good. Wait. The missing children,
you think he's kidnapping the children, cooking them and turning them into burgers, the bloody
burgers? So here's what we're going to do. You act like I'm the one who took the order
and you don't talk to anyone. But I insist on this, you don't talk to anyone. Because
Otherwise, Ernie's gonna kill me.
I put the order in with Toby.
He's gonna deliver the burger to you in the shoe.
You take it and serve it.
Don't ask questions.
We get pretty high bonuses when we sell bloodies.
I'm no scumbag, so we'll split it, right?
What do you mean we'll split it?
You just stand around all night!
Yo, officers!
This is the burger that killed the health inspector.
Enjoy.
How long is Toby going to stay evil for?
Yes ma'am, how can I help you Carmen?
Hello dear.
Oh hello, oh dear, I've been having nothing but rough days lately.
I'm a teacher.
Well I hope I'm still a teacher because it's getting harder and harder.
Yesterday quite a few of my students were absent.
I heard there were a lot of disappearances.
just serve one of the one of our customers. I'm so sorry. I know we did. I
know for a fact that was literally human flesh on that. That was somebody's
eyeball on that burden.
This morning, three of my students locked another student in a paper
cabinet and set it on fire.
They did nothing but laugh all afternoon while that poor boy ended up in the
hospital.
Where's the world headed? I don't know if I'll manage to keep going.
I don't know if I'll be able to do this job again and again.
Anyway, I won't bother you with my problems.
I like burger, lemon, please. Yes, ma'am.
I'll be right back, Harman. Regular burger.
Wait, is it regular? Oh, you want them?
Oh, you want them? You want them?
Big burger, huh? Okay!
Y'all big- uh, y'all big- tell me!
Weed a big burger drop!
What a big burger that is.
There we go.
That is a big burger!
Get that lemon going.
Boom.
There we go.
We get that big burger.
Hey, that's just straight up a big man.
Everybody get soup on me.
what's that?
You got some nerve doing that with the police sitting right outside.
By the way, why is Officer Spoon still in here?
Yo, Officer Spoon, you're driving away business with them lights on outside of here, by the way.
Officer Spoon just standing around, man, that look nasty.
Here you go, man. One eliminated, one big burger right here. There you go.
Thank you!
How you doing ma'am? I'll be right with you in one second. One moment. Alright. Yes ma'am, F.B.I. agent.
Good evening, Kate. Keep it this free. I'm part of the FBI protection plan.
Oh, okay. GG.
First, know that everything's going as planned, but I've still got some bad news.
Yesterday we raided a squat
Or should I say a slum and we found photos of you matching the dates when you were the artist prisoner were cut
He did those photos to the wall and drawn red markers circles around your head feet in your hands
What I mean is the artist is in town. He's in Miracle Miles
But that's exactly what's gonna let us catch him
because the thing he's going to do is try to find you, but we'll be there, trust us, we're dead.
I don't really feel like ordering, this place doesn't look too safe, but it'll look weird
if I don't order, so I'm going to place an order. I'd like a trip with you.
You don't feel like ordering, but you got the literal biggest order of the nine, huh?
Really? She didn't feel like ordering now, but she's gonna look suspicious if she don't.
So let me get a triple cheeseburger mint with a large cron of coffee. Man, that's the biggest
order of the night. Just say you want something to eat. It's fine.
Dude. All right.
Now, Taubezi!
He's there again.
Officer Spoon, somebody is stalking me!
Look!
Wait, is that the guy from the bus?
The real agent spoon with the five gifted.
Oh my goodness, he's here.
All right, Toby, drop me a triple cheese.
What is that?
Triple cheese.
Okay.
W, Toby.
Toby is the go.
He is so quick with it.
Give me a large fry too, Toby.
Boom.
And she wants a mint drink.
I'll get that going right here.
Mint drink, boom, boom.
And she wants a coffee as well.
Is this the coffee machine right here?
Out of order.
This does not look like it's going
Okay, there's that both the drinks are on there triple cheese large fried W. Tony
Here you go. Thank you so much
Gentlemen, do I got good customer service? I feel like I do. I feel like my customer service is on point right now
like actually on point
Have a good night, ma'am. Thank you. Throw this away. Where does stalker do that? I'll
see. Your officer's room. Why are you just still loitering in here? No customers? All
We fell off.
What are customers at?
We fell off?
Ernie's not here, I'm stealing the keys.
I got the keys we're going to the basement the cat told us that there's
kids locked in the basement we're gonna go find out lock in
GG we're about to see where we get all our stock
This looks like a Resident Evil 4 torture dungeon with the dude with the claws.
There is kids down here.
They're cooking kids.
Hey!
I'm gonna be right back. They're trying to turn you into a burger.
Hold up.
Bro, what?
It's true!
I heard somebody else.
Is anybody else in here?
Okay, not that I can see.
Get Officer Spoon.
Officer Spoon's useless.
Wait, Ernie's gonna catch us coming out of here.
We're gonna die.
Alright kid, I'm getting you outta here.
Spoon!
No, no, not this again.
Oh no, not this.
Anything but this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ooh, drop a UC, though!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, seat of the year!
What's that noise?
I hear somebody behind.
Easy!
Go, go, go, go!
What's wrong?
Did they... me?
Was that me?
No, they couldn't be.
Willy, where are you?
Okay, no, I really think you need to go back to the hospital. You just killed a police officer. No, I did not, Willy. They're never gonna believe you. You're a cat.
Right in front of me, you smashed the skull with a hammer. Too bad the only witness is a cat, they're never gonna believe you, Toby. I didn't do that.
Even though this act is horrible, here's my advice, pick up the hammer. The fingerprints, if it all really exists.
Why is Willy snitching?
Who are you, man?
Yo!
Yo, hold up.
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Ah-ha-ha!
Hey!
Yo, hold up.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Hey!
Slow!
Hold up!
Where my clip at?
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm leaving!
Hey!
This clip's a little...
a little bit...
This clip's past broadcast has expired and chat replay is no longer available.
Does it usually say that?
Thank you.
Amen.
Praise the God for the existence of you.
Flute is Rhino!
Flute are Rhino!
Chad, the other day, you all remember the other night when the FOD didn't go up?
So people thought I forgot to post a bot after knowing it wasn't there.
I ended stream in the past bot.
It was like it didn't exist.
It was not there.
Wait, what makes me think?
Is it doing it with this one, too?
No, this one's there.
Look at this, though. Look at him!
Later, though, Rollin!
Who are you, man?
That's so stupid!
Get out of here!
Why bro why like that?
That's the stupid A.
That's the stupid A!
I can't.
I can't, bruh.
I can't.
I can't, bro.
Hey, chap, bro, come on, man.
Bro, straight up scud-daddled.
That is so stupid, bro.
Game of the year!
Dude, that makes him less scary as a stalker.
Yo, Wren with the five, thank you!
Brutal and gone!
Alright, so apparently we just killed Spoon.
I don't think we did but there that the cat's trying to say that we killed Spoon. We did not do that
I bet his cop car is even out here
See he was never here. That was fake. That wasn't our imagination chat. We're good
See look his cars not even here. How you doing?
How are you? Hey
Hey, Brittany, if I could get rid of her, it'd make me so happy.
What did Brittany do?
It's been months I've been training.
After months, I've been on a diet.
Months I've done nothing to work.
And Brittany, she didn't pick me as head cheerleader.
That's tough.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Josie.
But let's not make this like a life or death thing.
You know what I mean?
I mean, that sucks, but you don't wanna have to kill her,
do you?
You know, sometimes you see on the news
there are people who one day show up at their high school,
show up at the,
uh-huh.
Uh-uh, uh-huh.
I want to hide it from you right now for real, I'm this close to telling myself that's
a good idea.
I'm so sick of it.
Oh, what's that?
I'm getting a phone call.
Yes, my name is Kate. I am at the Bloody Burger right now and I need you to send about 15 officers
and we need to have someone thrown in jail right now. Until further notice, don't ask
question just send them. Please. Okay, thank you.
Josie, let's not do anything rash here. All right, I'm gonna eat. It's gonna cheer me up. I'd like a
fish burger, lemon, please.
where's Tina where's Tina y'all big Toby drop me a drop me a fish bird
her fish sandwich on the watch you call it a burger this sandwich look up you
I don't want some of that non-limin' hot.
Hoo, yo-toe, yo-chat-w-toeby.
Best character in the game, they do be good, yeah.
Go.
Fish sandwich?
They looking good.
Wiggly with the fire.
Okay, here you go, Josie.
I'm going to a concert. No, it's not okay, but I guess I'll let you. I'm not mad. I'm
just disappointed.
I think this trash up real quick.
What is Arnie doing?
Hey, new girl, good job.
You work real good.
Thanks.
Listen, you got something to tell me.
You got a question for me?
All right listen, you saw the restrooms are closed. I won't lie to you Tina. She doesn't like cleaning them.
It's a disaster. So I'm giving you a sponge. I opened the restroom for you. Now you're gonna scrub it down.
What?
hygiene is important here in the restaurant. You probably notice it's no joke. What did you man?
Use a sloth!
Tell my hygiene's important!
So get to work, clean it up.
And have you seen Agent Spoon?
He was supposed to be here to tell me something.
He took off it looks like.
Get to work.
I'm gonna go back downstairs just to confirm that we actually killed Agent Spoon
and that we didn't just like imagine that.
Wait, he's actually dead.
We actually killed Agent Smith.
We gotta go clean these bathrooms.
How bad could they be, though?
You know what I mean?
That is new.
No, please!
Not again!
What is that noise?
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh!
My ghost!
Stop!
Ehehehehe!
Ah!
She's a runner, she's a jackpot!
She gonna run away, isn't it?
She gonna run away when it gets hot!
She gonna get the WHG and get a star!
Wait, no, my compass ain't working no more!
Bro, stop!
Oh
Chape my compass ain't working no more
Oh
Oh there it is, it's working now
Easy
Hey
easy.
Chad won't be scary. You're cleaning that toilet or that.
Willie, Willie.
Okay, I don't know where all this is going to lead us. I'll admit right now completely lost.
But I've got a message once again from the children.
The next attack might be terrible, but you have to save all the children, no matter what.
You have to save every one of them, without exception.
What does this mean? I have no idea.
Once again, I don't even know if they exist.
Either I'm a product of your imagination or your subconscious,
or I'm a messenger from another world, from a parallel world.
But who could say?
How you doing? May I help you, Lynn? Ah, I'm relieved. Did you hear the news? They found
one of the kids who had gone missing, a girl named Ginny. Wait, Ginny? That was the sister
of the kid that was in here earlier. Well, that's good. Her sister came to find her
the hospital. They found her wandering the streets covered in blood. Thankfully, it wasn't
her blood. Wait, was that the girl that I saved? She's in shock. She's doing badly. We
still don't know what happened to her, but it's not a pretty sight on this. The only
thing she was able to say was a fairy set me free and killed the monsters. Wait, that
That was me, I'm the fairy.
I was the fairy, and I killed Spoon.
Can fairies kill?
Can fairies form from fairy tales
really kill someone with a hammer?
Hammer, we ain't got no hammer in here.
I mean, that's crazy.
I didn't say that it was here, but I was just saying that we didn't have a hammer here just in case they might try to like.
But she hasn't said a word since. She's in shock anyway. I got good news we'll find her, right?
I'll take a chicken burger mint small fry. It's not a chicken burger, it's a chicken sandwich!
Yo big Toby aka big T-Bow let me get a chick a sound was drawn
She can sell
Let me get a small problem that no we got a small problem here, but it's in here about two hours, but it's fine
Chat we're about to give her these fries that have been sitting here since the start of the game
It is what it is
We got to cut costs around here. The things are stale and cold at this point
Bro just cleaned the toilet and didn't wash his hands in his servant food
Here you go, Lynn help you enjoy thank you is that
Bro got aura hold up chat. Where did Tina go by the way? We ain't seen Tina in a minute
I'll be right back. I gotta take the trash out
W employee chat y'all know how I do
Tina?
Who are you?
Kelly? What?
Girl, Tina OD.
She was a junkie. I don't know if you knew that.
that. You're covered in blood holding a butcher's knife and she's covered in
blood. I don't think she OD'd.
Why did you kill Tina?
So anyway, you work here at Billy's Burger Small World. Did you know
Tina? She is my co worker.
I'm telling you Tina OD. I don't know what you think of me. I've just got here. I'm looking for my brother ages spoon. Do you know him?
He's the neighborhood cop. I told you every one of my family was in the police.
All right, listen, get back to work. I'll take care of this.
She did not OD.
Chatsena has been murdered.
That's the artist?
Is that Leon?
No, it's Kevin.
We thought it was Leon earlier when he walked in.
His name's Kevin.
He's weird.
He thought it was Leon, though.
Finally, I found you.
You know, I've been watching you for quite some time.
You're a bit of an unfinished work to me.
But unfortunately, you chose the wrong city, wrong job,
because all my friends are here.
We all grew up here.
We went to the same school.
And we all love the same things, the same burgers.
We're going to have to settle this all together.
And Ernie, and Ernie there, when he told me about you,
I couldn't believe my eyes.
but also Rufus, my old friend from the motel.
When he told me about you, I was over the moon.
But now we got a serious problem.
Our best friend, Agent Spoon,
something happened to him in the basement.
We're now sure Tina has nothing to do with it,
so it's you.
We're gonna settle the score,
but my friends gave me a gift.
And what a gift to offer you to me.
I'm finally gonna be able to finish my canvas.
They all, it was all a setup.
They were all up in there.
He on my butt.
This part is so goofy.
3 more, we're good!
No!
Come on, this is messed up!
If it wasn't for these goofy parts right here in this game, I would likely be like
Like a through and through banger, no joke.
I mean the game's still good, it's just this war is like.
Oh man.
Last one chat, we're good.
He tried to cut me, oh!
We just killed everybody.
And there was no artist.
So it was all in her head and she just killed a bunch of people.
That's what it said at the start of the game too.
They want me!
No!
Were those cardboard cutouts?
Kate had long suffered from paranoia attack, she had truly entered another world, where
all of it was merely the product of her imagination.
was she taking refuge in that universe
to escape what she was doing in ours?
No one was ever able to establish it with certainty.
And yet, several months after the event at Billy's Burger,
the Miracle Miles police uncovered a major ring
of sexual predators targeting children,
the investigation revealed that Billy's Burger
was directly involved.
Wait, what?
So she wasn't hallucinating.
The artist however managed to escape the carnage and is still at large today and three new
victims have already been counted.
Kate was never found.
And ambulance took her away alive that night but no hospital.
She seemed to have simply vanished.
People smoke of a woman appearing at night with a hammer and ended up giving her the
name. The hammer fairy. Some
stories in with answers others
leave behind nothing but doubt.
Did we witness the darkness or
didn't show us part of itself?
Game of the year. That game was
actually good. The only thing I
didn't like was those goofy
running segments. The game would
have been way better without it.
But still that was a good game, not gonna lie, I really enjoyed that game of the year,
said Jack.
Say it with me.
Say it with me, Jack.
Say it with me.
Game of the year.
Say it with me.
Game of the year, buddy.
You already know.
And you already know what other time it is too.
Yeah, you do.
Time for us to make some money.
Yeah.
time for us to make some money time for another episode of the Stanky Shores
that is for sure. Lock in, chat! It's time for another episode!
I
Walk in
Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores.
Do you got some stanky drawers?
Let me get a sniff.
Aha!
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the most successful business on the planet Earth to open its doors yet again.
Yo, Trab with the 20 gifted, W Trab with the 20 gifted,
pre-sate that Trab, W Trab, W Gav, pre-sate, Gats, huh?
Oh, okay.
Lock in, ladies and gentle fish.
Look here.
If you were not here, if you were not here
on yesterday's episode of Stanky Shores.
What we did was we installed a automatic,
why's that thing look so raggedy?
We installed an automatic ticket machine.
A lot of big things happened yesterday, actually.
We installed an automatic ticket machine.
And we introduced the Stanky Shores trademarked triple death
flyover zone.
OK.
I have not seen that yet.
Artists, I'll repeat that.
Thank you, artists.
We also made all this expansion here.
People are loving the Stanky Shores right now.
So what we're doing now is we're
waiting for 50 ticket sales.
We're going to have two and a half stars, finally.
Let me paint that thing real quick.
That thing look rough right there.
Hold on.
I gotta paint that.
What color should I paint the cheeky machine?
You know what?
I like that.
That actually, I like that.
Yeah, we'll we'll leave it at that stands out so people know like a we got an automatic
ticket machine. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, let's open up. We need to save a little bit more
money and we need some channel points. I mean research points lock in. Jax, we're gonna
have a big big biggie. Yo, Jax, we're gonna have a busy day today. I need you to lock
in let's go everybody all hands on deck everybody locked in please let's get the
inside of this pain or two it's time to do that time to get that done boom
claim claim claim chat look at the inside of the office now look at this
place it's absolutely beautiful I tell you beautiful bourbon with the five
Thank you. How you doing, Jacar? We hope you having a great day today. Everybody
hope you'll have a great day at the stanky shores. I appreciate all y'all being
here for sure. Thank y'all so much. Heard somebody giggling
sinisterly. Is somebody in here where they're not supposed to be? Let me find
out. No, we're good. The trumpet. No, we only do the trumpet when we have
something like new in or else people could be like oh he's just got the trumpet
out again nothing nothing else is happening you know so we only do that
when we have something brand new in okay we're not having a lot of customers
Slow. There ain't no way you're drowning at 10.56 AM at a water park.
Jacarie, really? You good? Be more careful please.
We don't have lifeguards on hand here. Thank you.
Please be careful. Chat this dude.
This dude is literally, literally drowning at 10 something a.m. at the Stanky Shores.
Big dog.
Any other time would have been accepted.
Oh, I'm so...
Let him!
I'm so mad at myself.
Yo, chat, no joke.
We might have to rename the place BVL Bay.
Everybody that walks in here has got a BBL.
Yours, IRL.
IRL and in-game, but let's do a comparison.
You're getting out BBL'd, ma'am.
Wait a minute!
You're getting out, BBL.
Loki, I win that.
Wait, I actually win that, Loki.
Lemonade with ice on lemon.
Thank you so much.
Have yourself a great state.
Does anybody want to be the first customer of the day
to do the triple flyover death zone?
Who's interested?
Try not to win that.
Stop, bro.
Who is peeing in the pool?
Don't play with me.
Ho peeing in the- get out of here Tristan let's make an example out of you.
Tristan I heard you like water parks.
Tristan I heard you like swimming.
Well big dog, I got you unlimited swimming time now.
You ready?
Enjoy the swim Tristan!
Oh no!
I did not mean to do, I am so sorry, I did not mean to do that, I'm so sorry.
Somebody else is drowning.
One moment ma'am, I'll be right with you.
Let me go get the ring.
Excuse me.
Lord have mercy.
Here we go already.
Hold on.
Here you go, Addison.
Oh, that was clean.
Oh, my goodness, that was clean.
Wait, why is nobody going to the concession stand today?
Matter of fact, why is there not that many people in here?
Did we fall off?
Sadie, are you going to be the first person?
Sadie, you are the first person.
What do you think you're doing?
Get out of here!
Oh no!
You ain't gonna come in here and disrespect my property!
Come out!
My bad Jacks, my fault be gone, you good?
Oh, he ain't good.
You gonna come in here and disrespect me?
You got me messed up?
Don't come back either.
Somebody can just stand.
That was so clean.
How you doing, Aiden?
What you want playing hot dog?
I got you right there.
Thank you so much, Aiden.
Yo, Addison, there's like five other showers right here.
Yo, Addison, there's like five other showers.
Okay, well, that's fine.
Okay, whatever.
Yeah, who peed in the pool?
Hold up, where?
Who pee-peed in the pool?
Chat, five more tickets.
Is that water clean?
That doesn't look clean.
Let me get this.
Nobody come in here real quick.
I'm getting this cleaned.
All right, there we go.
We're good.
What can I do for you, Aaliyah?
You want a regular lemonade?
There you go, Chad.
We are four ticket sales away.
Four ticket sales away from two and a half stars.
I was here, it was good, Boston.
Regular lemonade, there you go.
Thank you so much.
All right, hope you're having a great day today.
You want mustard on that?
There you go.
Thank you.
What can I do for you?
Chili lime on that.
I gotta go get some more popcorn.
I'll be right back.
You'll get some more popcorn.
It's going a little too smooth. This is a really smooth shift right here. Not gonna lie. Don't jinx it though
Popcorn
Excuse you
Jacks, we got a customer pulling out on their mama fault.
What did this go? Just go!
Are you good ain't nobody you get that much air without that what all that turd
cutter behind you do it no way you caught that much air with all that turd
cutter behind you do it no way Jax Jax customer man I'm so sorry about him I'm
so sorry we get this call me clean
The more popcorn in there, nobody's going on the triple fly over death zone.
There's somebody.
Not the cleanest, but not the worst.
We're good.
Let him rest.
He don't need to rest.
Do I get rest?
No.
I'm running around like a chicken with his head cut off.
Doing that thing I can't keep this place running.
He needs a rest.
You got me messed up.
How you doing?
You want to eliminate what I say?
There you go.
Thank you so much.
Wait.
five trash bins with two proceeds.
Shatter these two prestige.
No, we got to unlock the new trash bins.
I'm going to go to Braxton.
You nasty.
Oh, you want to hunt down?
Okay, Tristan, hold up.
Yes, sir.
on that you want mustard on that
there you go how you doing Evana you
will eliminate what I sand lemon in it
there you go thank you so much how you
doing Reagan you won't catch up on
that there you go I'm just one hot dog
cook I'll be right back y'all
I had an invisible glove on man.
What was I getting?
Hot dogs.
Man, you've been in the store for about five hours Veronica.
Don't you hit, don't you hit.
I don't mistake it.
You good?
That wasn't my fault.
Where am I? Oh, I'm about to say I almost lost my hot dogs.
Oh, I'm so sorry for the delay here.
How can I help you?
Lemonade with ice and lemon. There you go. Thank you.
Jess, we go ahead and unlock the.
Shlong, you good? Oh, yeah, you good.
Let's go ahead and unlock the new trash cans real quick.
Okay, where would that be? That would probably be in like maintenance maybe?
What do you have?
Modern trash bins. We do not have enough. We need seven channel points for that.
Okay.
Shash, should I get the blob?
Or should I save?
I'm getting a blob. You got me messed up. I got a blob.
Chat, let's make a blob zone.
Y'all want to make a blob zone?
What's good, Wilder? Where's Calmer at?
Mustard on there. There you go.
Chat, everybody give a great warm welcome to the blob zone.
right here. Let's put a blob right here. And let's put a doodoo blob right there. Wait.
If they jump all the diving wards, are they hitting those? Hold on. Are y'all good? Wait
I'm about to cook up something devious with these.
Yo ho ho ho, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm about to... oh my goodness, I'm gonna cook up something devious.
I'm on my way!
One second!
Oh, they might, they might die on me.
They might die on me.
You're good. Oh no. Hold on. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. There you go. You're good. I'm
so sorry for that delay. I hope you have a rest, a good rest of your day at the Stanky
Shores. Thank you. Chad, just wait. I'm about to cook on something insane. Y'all don't
understand. Something crazy is about to get cooked up. How does this hit? That's
I'm not what I want to- Dude!
Chat just wait.
I'm already thinking of something insane.
Oh my goodness, you don't understand how good it's going to be.
How can I help you, Alan?
You want to catch up on that hot dog?
There you go, Alan.
No!
Let me go back to uh, the side don't real quick.
Oh, my ACL, don't hold up.
Jack, do y'all even have a beginning of a thought
as to what I'm about to cook up?
Because I don't think you do.
You don't understand?
Watch this.
Wait, do you think these bins are prestige too?
Let me check.
I just bought it.
Oh, wait, no, I can't.
Let me see.
Utility Ocean Bin?
It is prestige too.
We just cheated the system.
We don't have to wait for that now.
Chat, we got new trash cans.
We got new trash cans.
Oh my goodness, look at the range.
Look at the, ladies and gentlemen, the Stanky Shores
now has fancy trash cans.
Wait, that's so cool.
That's actually so cool.
Bro.
Going a little crazy.
Would I have to do five of them though?
Because that's what the quest makes me do.
That's beautiful right there.
Absolutely beautiful, I tell you.
Empty your trash cans.
Please tell me the trash.
One.
Two.
Three.
No?
Form?
The Stanky Shores is about to have vending machine services.
How many channel points does that cost? Let me see.
Attractions?
I can do it right now. I just did it.
Oh my goodness, I just did it.
Where should we put the vending machines at?
Should I put the vending machines next to the, uh, snaggy shore certified chill zone?
I feel like I should. Like right here, if possible. Let me see.
Uh, utility snacks vending machines.
the seats. Well, honey, not before I want to do what I want to do. Okay, chat, are you
You now ready for my devious plan that I have cooked up with the blobs?
I really hope you are, but I don't think you are.
The human mind can't comprehend what I'm about to do.
Do you understand?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm not done.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Stanky Shore's newest attraction, the Bullseye Blobs
Skip.
Only the truest of daredevils will ever attempt the Bullseye Blobs Skip.
And here's how it works.
Here's how it works, chat.
Lawsuits are going to skyrocket.
No.
Watch.
So here is how the bull's eye blob skip is going to work.
You're going to go down the slide.
You're going to go blob, blob, blob.
And if your form was correct, you're
going to bull's eye into the small pool.
And to make it known that it's a bullseye, I'm going to paint that pool red.
I'm about to test it, don't worry.
I don't have red, you hate to see it.
I'm gonna paint it yellow.
It's beautiful.
E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E,
let's see if it works.
Why would it not work, chat, huh?
Backwards.
Let me move that slide a little closer.
That was a bad form. That was bad form. I think my BBL legitimately hurts my
on chances. That's a drowning hazard, but it's okay. They're going to sign a waiver.
I can't wait to see who the first person to do this is.
Maybe it just doesn't work for me.
Let's see if it works for them.
All right, let's open up again.
It's not gonna work.
They said the triple flyover zone wouldn't work.
And it did.
I see the vision. Watch this. Trumpet time.
Ladies and gentlemen, do I have beautiful news for you? The Stanky Shores just installed
It's newest attraction.
It just installed its newest attraction.
It is called the precision blob skip.
Who wants to be the first customer to do it?
Who wants to be the first customer to try the triple blob bullseye skip?
If you do it, we will give you a voucher for 2% off any purchases you make at the Stanky
Shores that are worth more than $500.
So please, I insist,
someone be
the first person to try it.
Keep your eye out, chat.
We need to see if anybody's gonna do that.
How may I help you?
Lemonade with ice.
There you go.
Thank you.
How can I help you, Wilder?
Both on that.
There you go.
First person on the triple flyover death zone today.
Let's see how your form is, sir.
What's your name?
Good luck, Mateo!
He all right.
He okay.
Yeah, he okay.
Who's gonna be the first brave soul?
Chat, I am waiting.
Who is gonna be the first brave soul?
Otto, I know you got it in ya.
Hit it with some speed,
hit it with some form, and it'll be good.
Go, Otto!
Oh, my God.
Is he getting up?
You're good to go, buddy. Good job.
Oh, somebody's waiting on some stuff.
Let me get the clean.
There we go.
How can I help y'all?
Pop one with cinnamon.
There you go.
Thank you.
What's good, Gabrielle?
What you want?
Regular butter?
There you go.
Thank you so much for being here today.
Chat, no, he's good.
Chat, he's good.
Chill.
Who is going to be the?
Are you going to be the first person?
No, you're going for the triple flyover death zone.
We'll let you.
Chat, I told y'all.
people. People are loving the triple flyover death zone. It is
literally our most popular attraction that we have at the
stanky's doors here. It just is. Oh my goodness, I didn't look
good. How can I help you mustard on that? Thank you. How
y'all did you mistake a picture? I didn't mean I'm so sorry
Wilder that was not meant to be you. I'm so sorry. Please
stay. Thank you. What you want? Lemonade with ice. Thank
you so much. Have yourself a great day. How you doing? Lemonade with lemon. There you go.
Thank you. How are you Tristan? Lemonade with lemon. Thank you so much. Why is nobody trucking?
She missed. She missed.
There it is.
That'll work 100% right there.
Oh, we need some lemonade.
I'll be right back.
We'll get some lemonade.
Just it I think the way the player works is different than the customer. So I don't think it's gonna work for me either way
How you do
Thought that was thought that was him for a second
What happened?
Oh!
Good luck!
Hit it with some speed,
Matag-
That can work.
If the form is a little bit more clean,
that can actually work.
It's possible.
Oh my god!
I'm going to die.
possible. Oh my goodness, it's possible. The first individual to get halfway across the
triple, the blob precision skip bullseye. What am I doing, Evelyn? I'm so sorry. Evelyn?
Evelyn, are you okay? Evelyn, get up. Are you okay, Evelyn? You're good? Okay, thank
Thank you. That could have been bad. Be careful.
Oh, somebody waiting on some stuff.
How can I help you? Lemonade with lemon. There you go. How can I help you as well?
Platform with chili lime. Thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are still offering a voucher bounty for the first person to fully complete
the
Blobskip bullseye zone
So please someone be the first person to complete this
Anybody
Chat would you try this be honest if you came to the spanky shores would you be would you try this?
exactly everybody in the chat just said yes everybody just said yes everybody
did not a single person said no
no because you have a bad track record cap just wait so I'll lock custom
slides. Just wait. Oh my. What's good? Glutton on that? There you go. Thank you so much ma'am.
Best of luck Evelyn. You could be the first person to win that voucher. There's a gap
Right there. Okay. The form could have been cleaner. You're good though.
Jesus with the five. Thank you. How can I help you, Graham?
Shelly line. There you go. Thank you. Let me get this thing.
W Eric. I need the broom. Where is Ray job?
How are you doing Wilder? You always hit these consistent stands. There you go. Thank you.
Thank you.
Chat.
Again, in case y'all don't know, the first person to complete this gets a voucher for
2% off any purchases that you make at Stanky Shores.
That's over $500.
Otto, you could be the one.
Sing it with some speed, Otto!
He's made it the farthest.
Otto has made it the farthest thus far.
You ain't supposed to be in here.
Ma'am, you were standing completely still
and you still slipped in that, ma'am, are you serious?
Really?
Popcorn with Cinnabutter, I got you right here.
Thank you so much, ma'am.
Chad, who's gonna be the...
What the shame, this mark is awesome.
There we go.
I cannot wait to see who's gonna first person's gonna be yes. No joke. I cannot wait
For more bubbles I didn't have the money to at the time somebody panic it on the diving board. Oh my goodness. Hey
Yo, you suck
Hey, there's a line of people here Bella we can't be waiting on the diving board you're good though. Thank you
Stanky Shores is overpriced. What's your address, by the way? We might send you a care package.
What's your address, huh? We got a care package to send you. We're going to send you some Stanky Shores goodies.
Huh? Don't go down the slot. Okay, we're good.
I need a med kit.
What happened?
Need a med kit.
What happened?
Kobe!
What happened?
Allen has injured.
What happened?
Allen, hold on!
I just saw you do that, Aliyah.
I just saw you.
Hold on, Allen!
Are you good?
Alan, how did this happen?
Alan, get up!
He's good, he's good, he's good, he's good.
You're good, Alan, don't worry.
Get more workers, we're barely having enough money
to sustain ourselves.
I'll get more workers later.
Right now I gotta save money.
Pop corn with butter, there you are, thank you.
How can I help you eliminate ice and eliminate it?
There you go as well.
You won't mustard on that, there you go.
Oh, I need to build the vending machine, huh?
Lemonade with lemon, there you go.
Thank you so much.
Yo, Chad is Eric?
Chad is Eric?
Who was here?
K-Sol was here.
Facts.
Hey, is Eric falling off, by the way?
Everything seems to be in disrepair right now.
Where is Eric?
Ladies and gentlemen, the Stanky Shores now has an official vending machine.
You ain't gotta wait in them lines no more if you want some knee.
Head over to the Stanky Shores vending machine today and get you a snack.
We offer a wa-
Okay, let me go grab some snacks and put it in there.
Yo, where's your snacks at, big dog?
There we go, granola bars, beautiful.
Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a snack machine open.
I hope you enjoy it.
It costs us a lot of money.
Please get started, please.
Veronica. Not born with chili line. There you are. Thank you so much Veronica. Thank you.
Add decoration. The park is so ugly. What did you say?
125.156.5545. Yeah, exactly. Insult the stanky shores again.
Insult the Stanky Shores again buddy. Yeah. Yeah, just snatch your IP. Straight up dead.
100% satisfaction. That is back to back. 100% satisfaction. We have four
channel points to spend. What should we spend it on? What are we missing right now, Chad?
What should we get?
Do y'all want to do a lifeguard?
Is that really what y'all want to do?
What are we thinking?
Inflatable vending machine or lifeguard staff?
Let's see if y'all want to do lifeguard staff.
Chad, I think a vendor is low key useless because they can only tend to one station
at a time and it's not going to help me much unless I hire three vendors.
higher three vendors. I can do lifeguard duties right now. We can hire vendors.
vote. We're taking it to the board. Everybody vote. Vendors. That would need job upgrade
or staff overflow, which we can't afford.
We do have staff overflow.
We ain't got no money.
Yeah, we do.
$900.
Wait a minute.
Jesus with the five again.
Thank you.
I don't think we can afford that wait chat we actually can't afford to hire anybody else
right now let's take a step back bigger tips should we do tips that would unironically
help us the most we need to do this we need to do the tips right here we need money like
Actually, we're struggling on money. We're all here thinking about hiring more people. We can barely keep the doors open
So I wonder if we should do that and then next in line will probably do a higher
Let's do that
Actually, no after this we should do the inflatables vending machine, huh? All right. Let's open back up
All right, let us do another shift here
by the way, I just want to point out both of the shifts that we have done today have been
100% satisfaction rate. Can we go three for three?
Lock in. Can we go three for three here? Also, you know what else I'm about to do to make
sure that this can work.
It is going to be a beautiful sight to see when the first person completes the skip bull's eye zone, by the way.
That is going to be a beautiful sight to behold right there.
Clean the bull, Nod's clean. It's just, it's yellow.
Did you fire Eric? No, we have not fired Eric yet.
But I'm not gonna lie, Eric seems to have been falling off a little bit, but I'm not gonna give him too much of a hard time because he still is Goad and he runs everywhere he goes, so I'm not really gonna give him too hard of a time here, so.
Ladies and G-
I thought he was about to go do the blob skip zone.
Ladies and gentlemen that voucher is still up for grabs if you want to be the first
individual to do the blob skip bullseye stanky sure certified trap you drawer zone.
Looks like we have a tanker now he's going to triple fly over zone let me go get some
Popcorn some hot dogs. Let me ride back y'all.
Thank y'all for being here.
Shats. Somebody's gonna do it and when they do,
it's gonna be majestic.
I'm telling y'all right now,
it's gonna be beautiful to see.
It's gonna be beautiful.
I just cannot wait to see who does it.
They're going literally on the wall of fame.
Y'all think that's the serve of the wall of fame, right?
It's gotta be.
Hot dogs, popcorn.
Please, somebody, be the first.
What's Tristan doing?
He was deliberating.
He's thinking about it.
Tristan, you know you want to try it.
It comes with a voucher that's not useless at all.
Kobe!
She tried to block my shot, and I still shot it and made it.
Did you see that?
She tried to block my shot.
What is this?
Oh, I'm a third person.
Or like, no clip.
Wait, how do I get back in my body?
Okay, there we go.
Oh, so I just went on eliminate.
You got it!
Oh my goodness!
J'Kai!
You are the first person to complete-
J'Kai!
Say cheese you're going up, man, kill!
You are the first person to go on the wall of fame.
So much order we will have that voucher mailed to you within a year.
Oh my goodness, that was so tough.
Who's being a fool?
Who being a fool?
That was actually so tough.
It's not even funny.
Oh my goodness, that was so tough.
That was actually insane.
He straight up hit that.
Y'all said it was impossible.
Chad, y'all said it couldn't be done.
That's what y'all said.
Y'all said it couldn't be done.
It's been done.
Who's gonna be the next to do it?
A year?
I said within a year.
He'll have that voucher mail to him within a year, okay?
I'm not scamming anybody.
I would never.
Does anybody else want to be brave enough to, who is peeing in the pools right now?
We're about to have a, we're about to have a problem here.
I can't, I got too much stuff to tend to.
How you doing Clyde?
We're Bonnie at.
You hook!
Have yourself a good one.
Thank you so much.
How you doing Hank?
How you doing Tristan?
Chili lime on that.
There you go.
How you doing Hane?
dog. Thank you so much. I thought he was going to do it. I thought he was going to do it.
Chat, was that not cool? Does anybody, anybody want to be brave enough to try it? I know
somebody else can do it. Chat, Jacai is now the first platinum member of the Stanky Shores
by the way. Everybody welcomed Jekai into the Platinum Club. That was absolutely insane.
That was so tough. It was just tough. How you doing? Hey. Regular lemonade. There you
go, Hank. Thank you so much. Have yourself a good one. Hey. Somebody try it. Are we
really gonna let one person be the only person brave enough to do this and
complete it. It's not dangerous at all y'all. I promise. We don't have that
voucher there anymore but still you can do it for fun. Please I put a lot of time
and effort into this. Please.
Yeah we got we got to hang uh Jekai's picture on the wall chat. No joke. You
know what would actually be a cool feature in this game? If you could
take pictures of customers and actually have a board you can put a peep on the
wall of fame. That would actually be tough. Like no joke, that'd be tough.
And maybe they people have more incentive to do crazy stuff. I want to
see somebody else try it. I really do. Somebody else try this please. Chat
Which attraction is better triple fly over death zone or the
The blob skip bullseye zone
Blob is tough when it gets done. It's so tough. He hit it so clean
He hit it so clean that immediately went and lay down. That's aura
There we go anybody want anything no
Somebody else is going to hit it here in a minute, how are you doing?
Lemonade with ice? Thank you so much. Have yourself a good night.
Come on, somebody do it.
Let's see if I can do it.
This guy looks like he wants to.
A manual does not need a manual! He's getting ready to send it!
Everybody clamp it up.
He did a manual.
I can't see.
He didn't make it.
A man gave W a manual for trying it though.
We had somebody that just goes to show you
how rare and difficult it is.
It's barely ever done.
Eliminate with limit.
Thank you so much.
I'm gonna get some more lemonade.
Stacked.
Eric's too tired to go on a rest.
I'm not gonna lie to y'all chat.
I'm tired of seeing that notification pop off.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm tired of seeing that notification pop off.
Titus could do it.
You think Titus could do it?
He probably could.
All right.
Is there one more lemonade left here?
Yeah, we're cutting calls,
which you taught my last lemonade.
There you go.
How you doing, Braxton?
You wanna lemonade with lemon in it?
I got you right.
I'm gonna make.
Why is everybody slipping?
Hold on, friend, I got you.
You good, man, you good.
Get up.
Please don't shoot.
Bella, Bella, Bella.
Get ready to ring the bell.
Wake up, Bella.
Next up in the blob skip.
Go, Bella.
Clean, clean.
Oh my good Bella. Okay. She's good. Somebody's trying to hold on W Bella for the attempt though
I have seen worse or attempts than that
Good attempt though Bella
Toby
Y'all get out of this pool real quick get out the pool real quick. I'm sorry
That is nasty. I did not know this was going on. I am so sorry for the inconvenience. It's clean now though. Y'all are good
No brain amoeba's here.
How you doing?
Lemonade with lemon.
Thank you so much.
Plain hot dog.
There you go.
Chad, it's got so much aura.
Just look at it.
It's got so much aura.
It's just wha-
Somebody got snapped up.
Did I just watch somebody die?
Did he just die?
Did Alan just die? How are you?
How are you? Lemonade nice. Thank you so much.
Does anybody else want to try this today?
is there a way that we can have two people complete the blob of skip precision
bullseye zone any takers here anybody fine I'll do it first try watch this
that's why I just run the place Jack I just run the place I'm not a there
There you go. Thank you, Richard.
How you doing?
Lemon in that. There you go.
Thank you so much.
Any tankers before we close?
Any tankers?
No.
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