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Period. Okay. Period. Thank you very much. Thank you"}, {"start": 308.98, "end": 314.5, "text": " very much. Okay. Shout out to everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten. Let"}, {"start": 314.5, "end": 324.42, "text": " me hear it. How are we doing on a scale of one to ten up in here today on this"}, {"start": 324.42, "end": 327.66, "text": " It's fine, Sunday, ain't it Sunday?"}, {"start": 327.66, "end": 330.66, "text": " Yes it is, Sunday night."}, {"start": 332.16, "end": 334.3, "text": " Bruce with the 10, W Bruce with the 10."}, {"start": 334.3, "end": 335.90000000000003, "text": " Thank you, Bruce with the 10."}, {"start": 337.14000000000004, "end": 340.04, "text": " Yeah, tell y'all miss me, be honest."}, {"start": 341.44, "end": 342.28000000000003, "text": " Did you?"}, {"start": 343.98, "end": 345.38, "text": " Don't lie now."}, {"start": 349.44, "end": 351.62, "text": " 10 out of 10, my girlfriend's coming home."}, {"start": 351.62, "end": 352.46, "text": " Cap!"}, {"start": 353.38, "end": 354.78000000000003, "text": " I know you lying."}, {"start": 356.62, "end": 359.14, "text": " Sarah with the five, W. Sarah with the five,"}, {"start": 359.14, "end": 361.06, "text": " thank you Sarah with the five."}, {"start": 361.06, "end": 362.86, "text": " Appreciate that."}, {"start": 362.86, "end": 364.94, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, Airee Berry,"}, {"start": 364.94, "end": 367.14, "text": " chat to Airee Berry, happy 30th birthday,"}, {"start": 367.14, "end": 369.78000000000003, "text": " happy 30th birthday, Airee Berry."}, {"start": 369.78000000000003, "end": 372.02, "text": " Y'all can do that, what you want?"}, {"start": 373.06, "end": 373.98, "text": " Airee Berry."}, {"start": 376.74, "end": 379.98, "text": " Chat, dude, it's so hot."}, {"start": 379.98, "end": 385.14000000000004, "text": " It's actually so hot outside."}, {"start": 385.14000000000004, "end": 389.82, "text": " It's like incomprehensibly hot, man."}, {"start": 389.82, "end": 397.46000000000004, "text": " It's like no joke, not even being exaggeratory."}, {"start": 397.46000000000004, "end": 401.62, "text": " This literally might be the hottest summer of my lifetime."}, {"start": 401.62, "end": 403.3, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 403.3, "end": 408.78000000000003, "text": " This might be the hottest summer of my lifetime."}, {"start": 408.78000000000003, "end": 409.78000000000003, "text": " Like it is bad."}, {"start": 412.86, "end": 415.90000000000003, "text": " Like there's been some days I've been outside."}, {"start": 415.90000000000003, "end": 418.70000000000005, "text": " It's like, it's not possible to be more hot"}, {"start": 418.70000000000005, "end": 420.94000000000005, "text": " without just outright dying."}, {"start": 420.94000000000005, "end": 422.3, "text": " Which makes me think it's like,"}, {"start": 422.3, "end": 425.06000000000006, "text": " this gotta be the hottest one right here."}, {"start": 425.06000000000006, "end": 426.3, "text": " It's gotta be."}, {"start": 427.98, "end": 430.18, "text": " G-O with the five, W-G-O with the five."}, {"start": 430.18, "end": 431.54, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 431.54, "end": 434.14000000000004, "text": " Deviant with the five, W-Diviant with the five."}, {"start": 434.14, "end": 440.14, "text": " Oh, Chad, dude, do I got good news, too?"}, {"start": 440.14, "end": 444.21999999999997, "text": " Do y'all remember the game where we put that horror game that was funny that we played as"}, {"start": 444.21999999999997, "end": 451.41999999999996, "text": " a dog and I got to record my own bark and it had Chris Plumfield on the billboard?"}, {"start": 451.41999999999996, "end": 453.18, "text": " That game fully released today."}, {"start": 453.18, "end": 456.94, "text": " I'm so crunk."}, {"start": 456.94, "end": 462.26, "text": " I'm so crunk, dude."}, {"start": 462.26, "end": 464.9, "text": " I'm like so happy."}, {"start": 464.9, "end": 468.58, "text": " Chila's Art, I did further review"}, {"start": 468.58, "end": 470.2, "text": " on that new Chila's Art game."}, {"start": 472.26, "end": 477.26, "text": " Yeah, them reviews, it did ain't looking good on that one."}, {"start": 477.5, "end": 480.09999999999997, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, it ain't looking good on that one."}, {"start": 481.3, "end": 484.3, "text": " It really is not looking good on that one."}, {"start": 485.46, "end": 487.9, "text": " It is looking bad on that one."}, {"start": 487.9, "end": 491.06, "text": " Crazy Bunny with the five, and your boy with the five,"}, {"start": 491.06, "end": 504.38, "text": " Thank you. But anyway, that that dog game, dude, I'm croak. Pam should"}, {"start": 504.38, "end": 511.22, "text": " have stepped up with the 50 gifted subs. Yo, W. Pam should have stepped up with"}, {"start": 511.22, "end": 529.8000000000001, "text": " the 50 gifted. Is that a reference to something? Is that a reference? Pam? Pam should have"}, {"start": 529.8000000000001, "end": 533.86, "text": " stepped up. Wait, Ted, y'all know if that's a reference or not? You know, y'all some nerds"}, {"start": 533.86, "end": 543.14, "text": " up in here. Y'all know everything. The office angle of the office is tough. What's you eating?"}, {"start": 543.14, "end": 562.5, "text": " I had one in a couple of days, I had one in a couple of days."}, {"start": 562.5, "end": 563.5, "text": " They'll add it."}, {"start": 563.5, "end": 569.9399999999999, "text": " I haven't had a car dropping in two days, but how can I be a geek like I had one in"}, {"start": 569.9399999999999, "end": 570.9399999999999, "text": " a couple of days?"}, {"start": 570.9399999999999, "end": 571.9399999999999, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 571.94, "end": 573.94, "text": " What's wrong with you?"}, {"start": 577.62, "end": 584.2600000000001, "text": " Eat normal snacks like a normal person. I'm not eating these sort of snack course. I'm eating them so my throat don't blow out like it has been."}, {"start": 587.1400000000001, "end": 589.1400000000001, "text": " Let me have my cough drops, man."}, {"start": 591.3000000000001, "end": 593.3000000000001, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 594.34, "end": 596.34, "text": " Chat, let me have my cough drops, man"}, {"start": 601.94, "end": 603.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 608.94, "end": 610.6600000000001, "text": " T"}, {"start": 610.6600000000001, "end": 614.36, "text": " Calls drops better brother quit judging me man"}, {"start": 615.62, "end": 621.7600000000001, "text": " Yo zero with the 25 give the W zero with the 25 give the thank you zero W zero"}, {"start": 621.76, "end": 630.76, "text": " Oh, read my song."}, {"start": 630.76, "end": 632.2, "text": " Oh, you wrote a cheeky song."}, {"start": 635.08, "end": 637.16, "text": " I'm not going to overdose on car drive."}, {"start": 637.16, "end": 639.4399999999999, "text": " I see multiple people saying the world today's garbage,"}, {"start": 639.4399999999999, "end": 641.16, "text": " by the way, is it really?"}, {"start": 641.16, "end": 642.4399999999999, "text": " Yo, Carson with the five."}, {"start": 645.28, "end": 647.68, "text": " Forgive me for sounding a bit freaky,"}, {"start": 647.68, "end": 650.72, "text": " but you smell pretty stinky."}, {"start": 651.76, "end": 657.76, "text": " But don't fret as long as you can get wet, I have a great solution to your disgusting pollution."}, {"start": 657.76, "end": 663.76, "text": " Go ahead and get nice, clean and squeaky. All you have to do is use cheeky."}, {"start": 663.76, "end": 670.76, "text": " Transform from someone who smells like rotten cod into someone that smells like a Greek god."}, {"start": 670.76, "end": 677.76, "text": " Just step into the shower and have a scrub. Part of cheeky's on. You know what?"}, {"start": 677.76, "end": 680.16, "text": " I respect that and you know what? I mess with it."}, {"start": 683.84, "end": 686.84, "text": " You know what? I mess with that right there."}, {"start": 688.08, "end": 691.28, "text": " I do. I mess with that."}, {"start": 691.92, "end": 696.84, "text": " I hope you finish the song and I hope it maintains that level of greatness"}, {"start": 697.92, "end": 699.3199999999999, "text": " throughout the whole song."}, {"start": 702.92, "end": 703.76, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 703.76, "end": 710.2, "text": " Hey, Case, I recently have been listening to some Willie Nelson because you all just"}, {"start": 710.2, "end": 715.24, "text": " wonder if you could recommend some more of his niche songs."}, {"start": 715.24, "end": 720.76, "text": " Recommend some niche Willie Nelson songs."}, {"start": 720.76, "end": 723.76, "text": " Old Blue is a good niche Willie Nelson song."}, {"start": 723.76, "end": 724.76, "text": " Old Blue."}, {"start": 724.76, "end": 725.76, "text": " It's about a dog."}, {"start": 725.76, "end": 726.76, "text": " That dog dead."}, {"start": 726.76, "end": 727.76, "text": " R-I-P."}, {"start": 727.76, "end": 728.76, "text": " Old Blue."}, {"start": 728.76, "end": 729.76, "text": " That's a good one."}, {"start": 729.76, "end": 731.76, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 743.76, "end": 745.76, "text": " Other niche ones. I'm gonna take a little bit more."}, {"start": 745.76, "end": 749.76, "text": " Chad, is the word all actually like really bad?"}, {"start": 749.76, "end": 751.76, "text": " I keep people saying it. See, people see..."}, {"start": 751.76, "end": 753.76, "text": " I keep seeing..."}, {"start": 753.76, "end": 755.76, "text": " OOHH! OOHH!"}, {"start": 755.76, "end": 757.76, "text": " OOHH!"}, {"start": 757.76, "end": 770.48, "text": " seeing people say it's bad. God leave and I can't talk. This word might be worse than"}, {"start": 770.48, "end": 774.28, "text": " Pee Shaw. What?"}, {"start": 781.08, "end": 786.28, "text": " Yo happy birthday Soda Cat. Y'all remember you Soda Cat. Tell Soda Cat"}, {"start": 786.28, "end": 791.1999999999999, "text": " happy birthday. Happy birthday soda cat. Yeah, I remember you. Happy birthday"}, {"start": 791.1999999999999, "end": 793.72, "text": " Logan. That's her Logan. Happy birthday as well."}, {"start": 797.8, "end": 802.56, "text": " Precinct that as well. Chris Redfield Boulder thong and happy birthday"}, {"start": 802.56, "end": 808.8399999999999, "text": " Olga till Olga happy birthday as well. It's bad. Okay. Get him out of my"}, {"start": 808.84, "end": 817.36, "text": " site then so y'all telling me that it's bad I'm I'm literally about to guess"}, {"start": 817.36, "end": 823.84, "text": " some of the most devious stuff I possibly can then so y'all y'all are"}, {"start": 823.84, "end": 827.8000000000001, "text": " telling me this is literally the worst wordal to date like unironically the"}, {"start": 827.8000000000001, "end": 835.9200000000001, "text": " worst world today it's alright though wordal so bad it won't even load"}, {"start": 835.9200000000001, "end": 857.9200000000001, "text": " Yo what? Word is so bad it won't even load. There it is. Alright. Okay. Or with the five"}, {"start": 857.9200000000001, "end": 859.72, "text": " Y'all say this one's worse than P shaw."}, {"start": 862.6400000000001, "end": 864.8800000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 864.8800000000001, "end": 865.3800000000001, "text": " P shaw."}, {"start": 879.44, "end": 879.94, "text": " A stamp."}, {"start": 883.8000000000001, "end": 884.3000000000001, "text": " A slap."}, {"start": 887.9200000000001, "end": 903.3600000000001, "text": " Hmm. So it has to make no sense. It has to make no sense. Y'all are saying it's worse"}, {"start": 903.36, "end": 906.36, "text": " in peace all."}, {"start": 906.36, "end": 907.36, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 916.36, "end": 918.36, "text": " Sarp."}, {"start": 918.36, "end": 920.36, "text": " That looks like a word."}, {"start": 925.36, "end": 927.36, "text": " Saffron."}, {"start": 929.36, "end": 931.36, "text": " Saffron."}, {"start": 933.36, "end": 940.36, "text": " I'm going to go to school, and I'm going to go to school, and I'm going to go to school."}, {"start": 963.36, "end": 965.36, "text": " Aspen."}, {"start": 965.36, "end": 967.36, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 971.36, "end": 973.36, "text": " A spun."}, {"start": 977.36, "end": 979.36, "text": " Let's just do this for a throwaway."}, {"start": 979.36, "end": 983.36, "text": " Oh my goodness, that's big info!"}, {"start": 993.36, "end": 995.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1023.36, "end": 1025.3600000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1053.3600000000001, "end": 1054.3600000000001, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 1054.3600000000001, "end": 1055.3600000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1055.3600000000001, "end": 1056.3600000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1056.3600000000001, "end": 1058.3600000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, I'm a genius!"}, {"start": 1058.3600000000001, "end": 1063.3600000000001, "text": " That wasn't even bad, bro."}, {"start": 1063.3600000000001, "end": 1067.3600000000001, "text": " Get off me."}, {"start": 1067.3600000000001, "end": 1069.3600000000001, "text": " I'm talking about."}, {"start": 1069.3600000000001, "end": 1076.3600000000001, "text": " They really don't say I'm cheating this time."}, {"start": 1076.3600000000001, "end": 1080.3600000000001, "text": " They really don't say I'm cheating this time."}, {"start": 1080.3600000000001, "end": 1085.96, "text": " They really don't say I'm genius, huh, baby?"}, {"start": 1085.96, "end": 1089.96, "text": " Get off me!"}, {"start": 1089.96, "end": 1090.46, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 1093.5200000000002, "end": 1095.0000000000002, "text": " I keep telling y'all!"}, {"start": 1099.48, "end": 1104.92, "text": " I keep telling y'all, buddy."}, {"start": 1104.92, "end": 1106.1200000000001, "text": " That's y'all fault."}, {"start": 1106.1200000000001, "end": 1120.0000000000002, "text": " Y'all gave me too much info! Y'all said it's very difficult. You gave me too much info."}, {"start": 1120.0, "end": 1123.5, "text": " Oh, look it up."}, {"start": 1132.38, "end": 1133.38, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 1144.0, "end": 1145.0, "text": " Oh, that's nasty."}, {"start": 1150.0, "end": 1157.0, "text": " Oh, that's nasty right there."}, {"start": 1157.0, "end": 1160.94, "text": " Oh, that's bad."}, {"start": 1160.94, "end": 1165.0, "text": " You know it's crazy."}, {"start": 1165.0, "end": 1169.7, "text": " You know it's crazy."}, {"start": 1169.7, "end": 1174.08, "text": " Why would you make that the world?"}, {"start": 1174.08, "end": 1176.08, "text": " Am I the only person in the world to get this today?"}, {"start": 1191.96, "end": 1194.96, "text": " By the way, Kase, if you could meet any league champion,"}, {"start": 1194.96, "end": 1196.6799999999998, "text": " IRL, who would you pick?"}, {"start": 1204.08, "end": 1229.4399999999998, "text": " Meet any of them?"}, {"start": 1229.4399999999998, "end": 1232.12, "text": " That's a good question."}, {"start": 1232.1200000000001, "end": 1257.44, "text": " a great question. Hold on, I'm thinking. Probably Yorick, because Yorick's got like,"}, {"start": 1257.44, "end": 1262.48, "text": " He's my least favorite champion in the entire game, but he has like the coolest vibe."}, {"start": 1262.48, "end": 1269.2, "text": " Probably Yorick, honestly."}, {"start": 1269.2, "end": 1273.04, "text": " Y'all sit down with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 1273.04, "end": 1274.04, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 1274.04, "end": 1281.88, "text": " Hey, they gon' think I'm cheating for this one, bro."}, {"start": 1281.88, "end": 1283.88, "text": " Hahaha."}, {"start": 1283.88, "end": 1285.88, "text": " Jay Oliver, you've seen that before, by the way."}, {"start": 1285.88, "end": 1287.88, "text": " Y'all ever had that?"}, {"start": 1295.88, "end": 1297.88, "text": " Y'all ever had that?"}, {"start": 1300.88, "end": 1302.88, "text": " Look at the pin."}, {"start": 1305.88, "end": 1307.88, "text": " Oh, I see no pin."}, {"start": 1311.88, "end": 1313.88, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1324.24, "end": 1326.24, "text": " Yo diesel with the fire"}, {"start": 1329.92, "end": 1333.6000000000001, "text": " When they got no sound oh, yeah"}, {"start": 1341.88, "end": 1352.16, "text": " this. First, the truck and then the billboard was absolutely insane. How are they doing"}, {"start": 1352.16, "end": 1353.0, "text": " this?"}, {"start": 1358.3200000000002, "end": 1360.0, "text": " Tell me what happened."}, {"start": 1361.92, "end": 1365.96, "text": " How are they doing there? Who are they contacting for this?"}, {"start": 1365.96, "end": 1369.08, "text": " He put his stinky shores at him in my-"}, {"start": 1369.08, "end": 1371.88, "text": " Can you imagine the people seeing that on the beach?"}, {"start": 1371.88, "end": 1375.72, "text": " They're like, bro, what?"}, {"start": 1375.72, "end": 1376.64, "text": " Is that legal?"}, {"start": 1376.64, "end": 1379.3600000000001, "text": " Yeah, he can put whatever he wants on an airplane banner."}, {"start": 1379.3600000000001, "end": 1380.3600000000001, "text": " I don't want to die."}, {"start": 1380.3600000000001, "end": 1381.3600000000001, "text": " I don't want to die."}, {"start": 1381.3600000000001, "end": 1384.16, "text": " I just want to be inside and just die."}, {"start": 1384.16, "end": 1389.16, "text": " He's got to put his stinky shores at him in my-"}, {"start": 1389.16, "end": 1392.64, "text": " That's so cool."}, {"start": 1392.64, "end": 1393.14, "text": " Yeah, it's cool."}, {"start": 1393.14, "end": 1395.92, "text": " Dude, that's motion right there."}, {"start": 1395.92, "end": 1402.92, "text": " Wait, let me uh, hold on, what did that say? Let me get the uh, let me get the website."}, {"start": 1410.92, "end": 1413.92, "text": " www.stankyshores.com"}, {"start": 1416.92, "end": 1421.92, "text": " Wait, is that real? That's gotta be real, if they put it on the banner."}, {"start": 1421.92, "end": 1423.92, "text": " Dude, that's so cool though."}, {"start": 1423.92, "end": 1429.0800000000002, "text": " Bro that is cool, man."}, {"start": 1429.0800000000002, "end": 1430.0800000000002, "text": " WWW."}, {"start": 1430.0800000000002, "end": 1431.0800000000002, "text": " Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 1431.0800000000002, "end": 1446.2, "text": " What else if you type Stanky Shores just in Google?"}, {"start": 1446.2, "end": 1452.76, "text": " Fictional Desert Town and Grand Theft Auto 5."}, {"start": 1452.76, "end": 1464.76, "text": " stankyshores.com."}, {"start": 1464.76, "end": 1469.76, "text": " Is my screen hidden?"}, {"start": 1469.76, "end": 1473.76, "text": " Good, I think it just showed my IP for a second."}, {"start": 1473.76, "end": 1475.76, "text": " Wait, let me pull up the website."}, {"start": 1482.76, "end": 1499.8, "text": " Wait, does the website not exist or did y'all crash it?"}, {"start": 1499.8, "end": 1503.16, "text": " Did y'all crash the website?"}, {"start": 1503.16, "end": 1505.04, "text": " What's on it?"}, {"start": 1505.04, "end": 1516.04, "text": " Tater with the five."}, {"start": 1516.04, "end": 1518.24, "text": " What's on it?"}, {"start": 1518.24, "end": 1531.8799999999999, "text": " Chat, y'all crashed the StankyShores.com website."}, {"start": 1531.8799999999999, "end": 1534.84, "text": " Look what y'all did, chat."}, {"start": 1534.8400000000001, "end": 1554.0400000000002, "text": " on the website. I got a virus searching for it. GG. What? Wait, if I was shown the screen"}, {"start": 1554.04, "end": 1567.6, "text": " on how to actually be doxxed. Oh my. Let me know when it comes back up. That's so cool."}, {"start": 1567.6, "end": 1575.24, "text": " They had me on a truck for goob lagoon. They had me on a billboard for goob lagoon. And"}, {"start": 1575.24, "end": 1582.44, "text": " now they got me on an airplane banner. The devs were doing it for us. Gotta be the devs"}, {"start": 1582.44, "end": 1601.68, "text": " doing that again, right? Gotta be. Bro, that's dope, man. It showed me my IP, bro. I, I think"}, {"start": 1601.68, "end": 1607.44, "text": " it actually showed my IP on the screen when I went to, why do y'all think y'all remember"}, {"start": 1607.44, "end": 1617.04, "text": " chat every time. Do y'all remember those few times I tried to search something? And you"}, {"start": 1617.04, "end": 1621.2, "text": " remember when I would pull up trying to search a page it would show my IP on the screen,"}, {"start": 1621.2, "end": 1627.16, "text": " but I had my screen hidden. That's unironically why I hide my screen every single time I search"}, {"start": 1627.16, "end": 1630.88, "text": " something because I'm afraid every time I open up a page it's going to show my IP. It's"}, {"start": 1630.88, "end": 1637.24, "text": " actually insane how it does that. So I just put my IP in the chat. GG, GG, don't even"}, {"start": 1637.24, "end": 1645.98, "text": " matter now. You'll have your 25th birthday station. Chat show"}, {"start": 1645.98, "end": 1648.92, "text": " station. Happy 25th birthday. Happy 25th birthday station."}, {"start": 1648.92, "end": 1658.66, "text": " Thank you. Case I'm coming to your house that I would not do"}, {"start": 1658.66, "end": 1662.6200000000001, "text": " that if I was you big dog. I'm just trying to tell you. Don't do"}, {"start": 1662.6200000000001, "end": 1678.6200000000001, "text": " it. Don't do it, man. Don't do it. At least if I can get on here now, hold up. Stankyshores.com."}, {"start": 1678.6200000000001, "end": 1683.6200000000001, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 1683.6200000000001, "end": 1687.6200000000001, "text": " Y'all crashed."}, {"start": 1693.6200000000001, "end": 1695.6200000000001, "text": " Y'all crashed."}, {"start": 1697.6200000000001, "end": 1703.6200000000001, "text": " There's a website now according to that banner in case I didn't see it a couple of days and I'm about to pull it back up."}, {"start": 1703.6200000000001, "end": 1705.6200000000001, "text": " Let me go to my history."}, {"start": 1708.6200000000001, "end": 1725.5000000000002, "text": " I think I saw someone in the comment because everybody immediately assumes things are AI"}, {"start": 1725.5000000000002, "end": 1729.38, "text": " nowadays and somebody was in the comment like man this is AI and somebody was like no man"}, {"start": 1729.38, "end": 1733.38, "text": " of the beats too when I've seen it. You think any of these people know what they saw?"}, {"start": 1740.38, "end": 1744.38, "text": " You know what I'm telling you, I have a club in there that's okay, so in the sky..."}, {"start": 1744.38, "end": 1745.38, "text": " Someone could..."}, {"start": 1746.38, "end": 1748.38, "text": " Dude, I want that!"}, {"start": 1748.38, "end": 1752.38, "text": " This stinky show is bad in my area right now."}, {"start": 1752.38, "end": 1755.38, "text": " That's so cool."}, {"start": 1755.38, "end": 1760.7, "text": " I still need to buy an abandoned water park, man."}, {"start": 1760.7, "end": 1762.7, "text": " That's just hard to come by."}, {"start": 1762.7, "end": 1763.7, "text": " Fly."}, {"start": 1763.7, "end": 1764.7, "text": " Bro, that's soaked."}, {"start": 1764.7, "end": 1765.7, "text": " That's soaked."}, {"start": 1765.7, "end": 1775.98, "text": " Bro, that's cool, man."}, {"start": 1775.98, "end": 1777.98, "text": " Cadillac branded umbrellas."}, {"start": 1777.98, "end": 1782.98, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 1782.98, "end": 1798.74, "text": " Wait a minute. That's low key motion. Wait, why do they have Cadillac umbrellas? Wait,"}, {"start": 1798.74, "end": 1811.34, "text": " what? Hey, I got a Cadillac umbrella. Thousand bits from Strawberry Lumos. As in Ark Hansen,"}, {"start": 1811.3400000000001, "end": 1813.7800000000002, "text": " I'm starting a petition to replace the Walmart headquarters"}, {"start": 1813.7800000000002, "end": 1816.5800000000002, "text": " with a giant statue of K-7."}, {"start": 1816.5800000000002, "end": 1817.5800000000002, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 1817.5800000000002, "end": 1819.7400000000002, "text": " I think that could work."}, {"start": 1819.7400000000002, "end": 1820.9, "text": " Yo, shout out, Charlie."}, {"start": 1820.9, "end": 1822.7800000000002, "text": " Good luck on your first day of fourth grade, Charlie."}, {"start": 1822.7800000000002, "end": 1823.7, "text": " Thank you, Rachel."}, {"start": 1823.7, "end": 1824.46, "text": " Appreciate that, Rachel."}, {"start": 1824.46, "end": 1825.8600000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1825.8600000000001, "end": 1827.3400000000001, "text": " Yo, W. Snuggles as well."}, {"start": 1827.3400000000001, "end": 1830.14, "text": " Appreciate that silly RIP Snuggles."}, {"start": 1830.14, "end": 1831.5000000000002, "text": " Shout out Snuggles, though."}, {"start": 1834.7400000000002, "end": 1838.8600000000001, "text": " I don't see that leak power, but appreciate the 500-biz,"}, {"start": 1838.8600000000001, "end": 1839.8600000000001, "text": " bro got scammed."}, {"start": 1843.5000000000002, "end": 1846.8400000000001, "text": " Dude, that's motion, huh?"}, {"start": 1846.8400000000001, "end": 1848.8600000000001, "text": " Check, that's low-key motion right there."}, {"start": 1853.6200000000001, "end": 1855.7400000000002, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, Stanky Shores got motion."}, {"start": 1860.8600000000001, "end": 1862.7, "text": " Stanky Shores actually got motion."}, {"start": 1862.7, "end": 1869.7, "text": " My mom just asked, do you want the banner?"}, {"start": 1869.7, "end": 1876.5, "text": " If they got one, I'll hang one here."}, {"start": 1876.5, "end": 1881.6200000000001, "text": " I don't know if I can have that banner though, because for it to be able to be spotted from"}, {"start": 1881.6200000000001, "end": 1886.74, "text": " the ground, it's too big to fit in a building probably."}, {"start": 1886.74, "end": 1896.74, "text": " That thing's probably like a football field."}, {"start": 1896.74, "end": 1903.42, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 1903.42, "end": 1911.38, "text": " Case it shows you have three viewers."}, {"start": 1911.38, "end": 1913.38, "text": " Not for me, it don't."}, {"start": 1919.38, "end": 1921.38, "text": " Why you lying?"}, {"start": 1926.38, "end": 1929.38, "text": " Oh my st- oh the west side back up, hold up."}, {"start": 1941.38, "end": 1948.38, "text": " Banned whoever just lied to me, who lied, somebody just lied to me, banned him."}, {"start": 1952.38, "end": 1954.38, "text": " Somebody just lied to me, banned."}, {"start": 1962.38, "end": 1966.38, "text": " What is this? Do the wordle I did and I got it."}, {"start": 1966.38, "end": 1975.94, "text": " it. High case my daughter Audrey is running for student government secretary. She even"}, {"start": 1975.94, "end": 1983.5400000000002, "text": " made a cool queso poster to promote. I was wondering if you can convince her of convent."}, {"start": 1983.5400000000002, "end": 1995.0600000000002, "text": " Convince her eighth grade class to vote Audrey for secretary. I sure can. Little, you may"}, {"start": 1995.06, "end": 2000.94, "text": " I may not know this, but I made a promotional video for somebody else that was in school."}, {"start": 2000.94, "end": 2003.94, "text": " What were they running for?"}, {"start": 2003.94, "end": 2008.62, "text": " What were they running for?"}, {"start": 2008.62, "end": 2009.62, "text": " I can't remember."}, {"start": 2009.62, "end": 2014.06, "text": " It was some president of the school or something."}, {"start": 2014.06, "end": 2016.7, "text": " Like they was, it was crazy."}, {"start": 2016.7, "end": 2021.98, "text": " And I made a video, or not a video, but I did like a little clip."}, {"start": 2021.98, "end": 2024.26, "text": " They want to, oh, that's stomach hurt."}, {"start": 2024.26, "end": 2025.66, "text": " And they want to win in that."}, {"start": 2028.18, "end": 2029.32, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 2030.82, "end": 2031.66, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 2033.54, "end": 2034.38, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 2036.6200000000001, "end": 2037.46, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 2046.02, "end": 2046.8600000000001, "text": " Let me lock in."}, {"start": 2051.98, "end": 2053.98, "text": " I still don't give a shit about it."}, {"start": 2060.98, "end": 2061.98, "text": " Hello there."}, {"start": 2063.98, "end": 2064.98, "text": " Restart."}, {"start": 2068.98, "end": 2071.98, "text": " Let me walk you into the picture like I'm all formal."}, {"start": 2081.98, "end": 2099.3, "text": " Hello there."}, {"start": 2099.3, "end": 2109.8, "text": " This is a case of a.k.a. case a.k.a. big strong guy."}, {"start": 2109.8, "end": 2115.5600000000004, "text": " I'm hearing that old Audrey is running for student government"}, {"start": 2115.5600000000004, "end": 2117.04, "text": " secretary."}, {"start": 2117.04, "end": 2121.0800000000004, "text": " And it would be a crime shame if Aubrey didn't win that."}, {"start": 2121.0800000000004, "end": 2123.84, "text": " So do you, your class, and the entire school"}, {"start": 2123.84, "end": 2126.96, "text": " will favor and vote Audrey for secretary."}, {"start": 2126.96, "end": 2128.0, "text": " This has been case seven."}, {"start": 2128.0, "end": 2131.0, "text": " I approve this message."}, {"start": 2131.0, "end": 2131.92, "text": " You just won."}, {"start": 2131.92, "end": 2135.1200000000003, "text": " Congratulations."}, {"start": 2135.12, "end": 2140.12, "text": " You just won, you just won, congratulations."}, {"start": 2144.04, "end": 2149.04, "text": " Yeah, hey, hey, don't forget, don't forget when you win."}, {"start": 2153.64, "end": 2156.8399999999997, "text": " If you don't win off of that, then we got problems."}, {"start": 2156.8399999999997, "end": 2158.52, "text": " That was good."}, {"start": 2158.52, "end": 2160.4, "text": " That was a one take, by the way."}, {"start": 2160.4, "end": 2170.4, "text": " That was actually a one day."}, {"start": 2170.4, "end": 2174.2400000000002, "text": " I guess I'll know if you remember naming my bullfrog tadpole for me, but I was wondering"}, {"start": 2174.2400000000002, "end": 2178.52, "text": " if you and Jack could help me be willing to name five more tadpoles."}, {"start": 2178.52, "end": 2181.52, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2181.52, "end": 2206.8, "text": " more tadpoles. Sandwich, chips, chicken wing, fish filet, mustard. That'll do it."}, {"start": 2206.8, "end": 2208.8, "text": " That'll do, donkey."}, {"start": 2208.8, "end": 2210.8, "text": " That'll do."}, {"start": 2210.8, "end": 2212.8, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 2212.8, "end": 2214.8, "text": " That'll do, donkey."}, {"start": 2214.8, "end": 2216.8, "text": " That'll do."}, {"start": 2218.8, "end": 2220.8, "text": " Website backup."}, {"start": 2220.8, "end": 2222.8, "text": " Cap!"}, {"start": 2224.8, "end": 2226.8, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 2226.8, "end": 2228.8, "text": " Why you lie and don't lie?"}, {"start": 2230.8, "end": 2232.8, "text": " Why you lie and don't lie to me?"}, {"start": 2236.8, "end": 2253.1600000000003, "text": " Wait, this is what song I think it is."}, {"start": 2253.1600000000003, "end": 2257.44, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 2257.44, "end": 2261.0, "text": " Who remembers?"}, {"start": 2261.0, "end": 2263.0, "text": " Who remembers?"}, {"start": 2263.0, "end": 2270.0, "text": " No, I'm not a human."}, {"start": 2270.0, "end": 2273.74, "text": " No, I'm not a human, Saul."}, {"start": 2273.74, "end": 2278.6, "text": " We spent many a hour hearing that."}, {"start": 2278.6, "end": 2285.6, "text": " Many a hour."}, {"start": 2285.6, "end": 2292.6, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 2292.6, "end": 2299.6, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 2299.6, "end": 2303.6, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 2303.6, "end": 2313.6, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 2313.6, "end": 2316.6, "text": " The website's still not up. Curse you."}, {"start": 2318.6, "end": 2321.6, "text": " Don't lie to me again!"}, {"start": 2327.6, "end": 2330.6, "text": " Okay, this is my birthday. Can you wish Ray happy 24th birthday?"}, {"start": 2330.6, "end": 2333.6, "text": " Your happy 24th birthday, Ray. Thank you!"}, {"start": 2336.6, "end": 2339.6, "text": " Hi, Casey. You say happy birthday to my cat, Butch."}, {"start": 2339.6, "end": 2342.6, "text": " You named your cat, Butch. Your happy birthday, Butch."}, {"start": 2343.6, "end": 2345.6, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 2345.6, "end": 2347.6, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 2350.6, "end": 2353.6, "text": " Yo, Jaden with the 500 bits."}, {"start": 2353.6, "end": 2359.6, "text": " Did you see the 18-year-old girl in Arkansas that got slammed to the ground and punched in the face by a state trooper on a traffic stop?"}, {"start": 2359.6, "end": 2361.6, "text": " I did not see that."}, {"start": 2363.6, "end": 2366.6, "text": " Sounds about par for the course in Arkansas, though."}, {"start": 2366.6, "end": 2375.68, "text": " That sounds about par for the course right there."}, {"start": 2375.68, "end": 2376.68, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 2376.68, "end": 2388.88, "text": " But no, I have not seen that."}, {"start": 2388.88, "end": 2393.88, "text": " website's back up no cap no it's not"}, {"start": 2400.08, "end": 2407.0, "text": " y'all saw that how y'all seen it I ain't seen I'm from Arkansas that sound"}, {"start": 2407.0, "end": 2410.0, "text": " That sounds like something that would happen in Arkansas."}, {"start": 2419.0, "end": 2420.0, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 2423.0, "end": 2426.0, "text": " Please watch it bro. I'm not watching that on stream. What you talking about?"}, {"start": 2431.0, "end": 2433.0, "text": " You're gonna lost your mind up here."}, {"start": 2437.0, "end": 2452.0, "text": " Case the frogs and Pete got nerf. You should try again. I already saw the game. I'm good. It made me that mad. That's the most mad I've been since a little. No, I'm good. No, I'm actually good."}, {"start": 2453.0, "end": 2455.0, "text": " Yo, what's good, Garrett?"}, {"start": 2467.0, "end": 2469.0, "text": " Why are you sinkin'?"}, {"start": 2469.0, "end": 2471.0, "text": " I'm not, bro, under my chair!"}, {"start": 2473.0, "end": 2475.0, "text": " What was I about to do?"}, {"start": 2479.0, "end": 2481.0, "text": " What was I looking up?"}, {"start": 2487.0, "end": 2490.0, "text": " No, not the website, because I know y'all lying."}, {"start": 2492.0, "end": 2494.0, "text": " I know y'all lying about the website."}, {"start": 2497.0, "end": 2503.12, "text": " Yo, by the way, look at who sent these bits."}, {"start": 2503.12, "end": 2514.72, "text": " Like, you know, normal bits message, I scrolled up, big dog."}, {"start": 2514.72, "end": 2518.6, "text": " I should absolutely ban you for this right here."}, {"start": 2518.6, "end": 2519.6, "text": " Like actually."}, {"start": 2519.6, "end": 2529.2799999999997, "text": " If I knew what you were saying this about, what happened on the 11th?"}, {"start": 2529.2799999999997, "end": 2532.08, "text": " What happened on the 11th?"}, {"start": 2532.08, "end": 2533.08, "text": " What was I talking about?"}, {"start": 2533.08, "end": 2534.08, "text": " What was that referring to?"}, {"start": 2534.08, "end": 2549.08, "text": " You about to get cooked up in here."}, {"start": 2549.08, "end": 2553.16, "text": " Jaden what was that in reference to?"}, {"start": 2560.04, "end": 2562.52, "text": " Speak"}, {"start": 2565.64, "end": 2568.52, "text": " Speak"}, {"start": 2571.56, "end": 2574.2, "text": " Speak"}, {"start": 2574.2000000000003, "end": 2582.0400000000004, "text": " Bro, I forgot, but you were still wrong, you know, Jayden, you've been subbed for a mighty"}, {"start": 2582.0400000000004, "end": 2585.8, "text": " long time, pal."}, {"start": 2585.8, "end": 2601.88, "text": " It'd be a shame if all that got just snapped into non-existence."}, {"start": 2601.88, "end": 2603.56, "text": " It was about Spider-Man?"}, {"start": 2605.6, "end": 2607.2400000000002, "text": " Was that on the 11th?"}, {"start": 2613.96, "end": 2616.12, "text": " Somebody just said elite chatter."}, {"start": 2616.12, "end": 2619.2400000000002, "text": " The glaze is absolutely insane by the way, Lord."}, {"start": 2619.2400000000002, "end": 2620.08, "text": " Elite?"}, {"start": 2621.36, "end": 2622.7000000000003, "text": " Dude, what?"}, {"start": 2624.0, "end": 2626.2000000000003, "text": " Elite chatter."}, {"start": 2626.2000000000003, "end": 2627.46, "text": " Okay, Bubba."}, {"start": 2631.88, "end": 2636.48, "text": " Yes, Spider-Man would beat King Kong."}, {"start": 2636.48, "end": 2639.4, "text": " Okay, well, you're wrong."}, {"start": 2642.4, "end": 2643.76, "text": " You're still wrong about that."}, {"start": 2646.1600000000003, "end": 2648.6400000000003, "text": " Case my boyfriend of two years broke up with me and"}, {"start": 2648.6400000000003, "end": 2650.92, "text": " said he only wanted to be friends."}, {"start": 2650.92, "end": 2653.96, "text": " Can you make a statement asking him to take me back?"}, {"start": 2653.96, "end": 2654.46, "text": " I miss him."}, {"start": 2659.96, "end": 2661.04, "text": " I don't know about that."}, {"start": 2661.88, "end": 2672.4, "text": " You might have to let that go."}, {"start": 2672.4, "end": 2684.2400000000002, "text": " Also, I ain't laughing at you or nothing."}, {"start": 2684.2400000000002, "end": 2686.84, "text": " Okay now you're about to get banned."}, {"start": 2686.84, "end": 2688.2000000000003, "text": " Why are you laughing?"}, {"start": 2688.2000000000003, "end": 2691.1600000000003, "text": " This is why I'm laughing."}, {"start": 2691.16, "end": 2703.92, "text": " queso poop cube collection also that last message right there I'm giving you like 30"}, {"start": 2703.92, "end": 2709.68, "text": " seconds to apologize before I address that message right there I'm giving you about 30"}, {"start": 2709.68, "end": 2738.3999999999996, "text": " to apologize. That's not an apology. I need an apology. Where's my apology?"}, {"start": 2738.4, "end": 2741.08, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2741.08, "end": 2748.84, "text": " Anyway, addressing your situation right here,"}, {"start": 2748.84, "end": 2751.52, "text": " in case my boyfriend of two years broke up with me,"}, {"start": 2751.52, "end": 2755.0, "text": " but you know, broke up with me."}, {"start": 2755.0, "end": 2756.8, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2756.8, "end": 2760.64, "text": " And so he only wants to be friends."}, {"start": 2760.64, "end": 2765.08, "text": " Can you make a statement asking him to take me back?"}, {"start": 2765.08, "end": 2768.12, "text": " I'm going to keep a look here, a queso's poop cube collection."}, {"start": 2768.12, "end": 2769.16, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 2769.16, "end": 2770.16, "text": " I'm going to keep it at."}, {"start": 2773.72, "end": 2775.0, "text": " Stomach hurt."}, {"start": 2775.0, "end": 2776.44, "text": " My fault."}, {"start": 2776.44, "end": 2778.44, "text": " I'm going to keep it a stack with you."}, {"start": 2778.44, "end": 2778.92, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2778.92, "end": 2779.42, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 2782.92, "end": 2784.72, "text": " I'm going to keep it a stack with you."}, {"start": 2787.12, "end": 2787.62, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2798.12, "end": 2803.12, "text": " Bro, y'all actin' like some crazy happen all the time, man!"}, {"start": 2817.12, "end": 2819.12, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 2821.12, "end": 2823.12, "text": " Man, forget y'all, bruh."}, {"start": 2823.12, "end": 2833.48, "text": " Man, man, forget y'all, man."}, {"start": 2833.48, "end": 2838.0, "text": " I ain't even did nothing, bruh."}, {"start": 2838.0, "end": 2841.64, "text": " What's wrong with y'all?"}, {"start": 2841.64, "end": 2851.24, "text": " Anyway, uh, uh, look here."}, {"start": 2851.2400000000002, "end": 2859.6000000000004, "text": " gonna lie. You only gonna miss him for a little bit. It's best if you go ahead and get that"}, {"start": 2859.6000000000004, "end": 2866.98, "text": " knocked out. Because right now you're in the throes of emotion. You're feeling lonely."}, {"start": 2866.98, "end": 2874.76, "text": " Maybe you're feeling like, man, ain't nobody ever gonna want me again. I had it and ain't"}, {"start": 2874.76, "end": 2879.76, "text": " Nobody ever gonna want me again and I'm missing, I need him."}, {"start": 2884.0800000000004, "end": 2887.36, "text": " Look here, let a couple of weeks go by."}, {"start": 2889.1600000000003, "end": 2891.94, "text": " You ain't gonna be thinking about it no more."}, {"start": 2893.5, "end": 2896.36, "text": " Okay, and then you're gonna be good."}, {"start": 2898.2200000000003, "end": 2900.4, "text": " And then one of these days,"}, {"start": 2900.4, "end": 2909.4, "text": " You know, the right individual will come along, okay?"}, {"start": 2909.4, "end": 2919.28, "text": " So I think, you know, you might as well let that go right there."}, {"start": 2919.28, "end": 2921.08, "text": " Got to."}, {"start": 2921.08, "end": 2924.28, "text": " Somebody come up to me and be like, hey, I just want to be friends."}, {"start": 2924.28, "end": 2925.52, "text": " It's like, all right, cool."}, {"start": 2925.52, "end": 2927.7200000000003, "text": " See you."}, {"start": 2927.7200000000003, "end": 2929.32, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 2929.32, "end": 2932.46, "text": " I ain't wanna talk to you anyway, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2932.46, "end": 2935.6600000000003, "text": " I was just waiting on you to do that this whole time anyway."}, {"start": 2935.6600000000003, "end": 2937.46, "text": " You know, that's what I was gonna do."}, {"start": 2939.86, "end": 2943.26, "text": " You know, let that little, you know, I miss,"}, {"start": 2943.26, "end": 2945.02, "text": " I miss what we had."}, {"start": 2945.02, "end": 2947.06, "text": " I'm telling you, bro, look here."}, {"start": 2948.1000000000004, "end": 2949.7000000000003, "text": " Let a couple weeks go by."}, {"start": 2953.2000000000003, "end": 2956.82, "text": " Let a couple weeks go by, you gonna be good."}, {"start": 2956.82, "end": 2957.88, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 2959.32, "end": 2969.44, "text": " You let, hey, you let two weeks go by, everything's gonna be good again, and then you're gonna"}, {"start": 2969.44, "end": 2974.2400000000002, "text": " be think back, you're gonna be think back and be like, man, I was stupid for even reconsidering"}, {"start": 2974.2400000000002, "end": 2981.76, "text": " this, man, I'm glad I did, if you tough out the difficult times, it's always better than"}, {"start": 2981.76, "end": 2999.6800000000003, "text": " taking the easy way out. Because you learn, you persevere, you move on from that. Now"}, {"start": 2999.6800000000003, "end": 3007.84, "text": " look here. This may not be what you want to hear right now. See, no, see you lying right"}, {"start": 3007.84, "end": 3011.88, "text": " here. Thank you. We love you. W advice. You don't mean that. You"}, {"start": 3011.88, "end": 3015.84, "text": " wanted me to actually get on here and make a message begging"}, {"start": 3015.84, "end": 3016.84, "text": " this dude to come back."}, {"start": 3019.8, "end": 3022.96, "text": " See, what you want me to say to him?"}, {"start": 3030.8, "end": 3032.32, "text": " Okay, what you want me to say to him?"}, {"start": 3037.84, "end": 3044.84, "text": " I just saw the worst message of my life."}, {"start": 3044.84, "end": 3059.84, "text": " Yeah, I'm about to get off."}, {"start": 3059.84, "end": 3062.84, "text": " Hey, okay, what you want me to say to him?"}, {"start": 3067.84, "end": 3069.84, "text": " Hurry up now, I ain't got all night."}, {"start": 3069.84, "end": 3071.84, "text": " Come on, I'm on a tight schedule here."}, {"start": 3071.84, "end": 3073.84, "text": " Not really, but..."}, {"start": 3083.84, "end": 3084.84, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 3084.84, "end": 3089.84, "text": " I know you're still in here."}, {"start": 3089.84, "end": 3095.84, "text": " I don't want to do this whole spiel for you and you're going to take all this time between talk."}, {"start": 3095.84, "end": 3098.84, "text": " Are you for real right now?"}, {"start": 3098.84, "end": 3101.84, "text": " You're going to disrespect me like that."}, {"start": 3110.84, "end": 3113.84, "text": " I did all that waiting and you still didn't say."}, {"start": 3114.84, "end": 3137.2400000000002, "text": " What you want me to say to them?"}, {"start": 3137.2400000000002, "end": 3141.08, "text": " Because not only are you disrespecting me,"}, {"start": 3141.08, "end": 3143.6400000000003, "text": " you're disrespecting everybody in here."}, {"start": 3143.64, "end": 3146.14, "text": " And even worse, you disrespecting yourself."}, {"start": 3148.8199999999997, "end": 3149.66, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 3151.7999999999997, "end": 3153.06, "text": " Oh yeah, GG."}, {"start": 3153.06, "end": 3155.66, "text": " I went through all that explanation for nothing."}, {"start": 3155.66, "end": 3156.74, "text": " No, I can't do that."}, {"start": 3156.74, "end": 3157.74, "text": " I can't be no part of this."}, {"start": 3157.74, "end": 3158.58, "text": " I can't do it."}, {"start": 3159.5, "end": 3162.2599999999998, "text": " No, I cannot be no part of that right there."}, {"start": 3162.2599999999998, "end": 3164.02, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 3164.02, "end": 3165.24, "text": " You need to let that go."}, {"start": 3169.2599999999998, "end": 3171.1, "text": " Are you for real?"}, {"start": 3171.1, "end": 3173.6, "text": " I did all of that explaining to you."}, {"start": 3180.1, "end": 3182.3399999999997, "text": " I wanted to say, tell him I'm super worth it,"}, {"start": 3182.3399999999997, "end": 3184.58, "text": " and I miss him, and he's the best."}, {"start": 3184.58, "end": 3187.06, "text": " We were together for two years, Case."}, {"start": 3187.06, "end": 3189.58, "text": " Man, I don't care if I was with somebody for 15 years,"}, {"start": 3189.58, "end": 3191.18, "text": " they came up and said, I just want to be friends."}, {"start": 3191.18, "end": 3192.58, "text": " I'd be like, I ain't see you."}, {"start": 3192.58, "end": 3195.02, "text": " I ain't gonna lose a minute of sleep that night either."}, {"start": 3195.02, "end": 3196.42, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 3196.42, "end": 3198.2599999999998, "text": " Somebody done with me, I'm done with them."}, {"start": 3198.2599999999998, "end": 3200.42, "text": " You done lost your mind up in here."}, {"start": 3201.1, "end": 3226.48, "text": " You don't work like that?"}, {"start": 3226.48, "end": 3228.7799999999997, "text": " Yeah, I do."}, {"start": 3228.78, "end": 3233.78, "text": " I mean, come on, man."}, {"start": 3233.78, "end": 3238.78, "text": " Oh, you'll be telling that for real, I'll do it, I'll do it."}, {"start": 3246.78, "end": 3249.78, "text": " I'm just trying to help you out."}, {"start": 3249.78, "end": 3252.78, "text": " Oh, my goodness, man."}, {"start": 3254.78, "end": 3257.78, "text": " Oh, my, oh."}, {"start": 3258.78, "end": 3269.78, "text": " man you ain't even here nothing I said the first time did you you wouldn't be"}, {"start": 3269.78, "end": 3272.6600000000003, "text": " paying no kitchen"}, {"start": 3277.46, "end": 3280.6600000000003, "text": " man come on"}, {"start": 3282.1000000000004, "end": 3287.3, "text": " yo cypher with the five and tater with the five"}, {"start": 3288.78, "end": 3292.0600000000004, "text": " All right, I'll do it."}, {"start": 3292.0600000000004, "end": 3292.86, "text": " Should I do it, Chad?"}, {"start": 3292.86, "end": 3293.34, "text": " I'll do it."}, {"start": 3293.34, "end": 3294.6200000000003, "text": " I'll send him your little message."}, {"start": 3305.9, "end": 3306.5400000000004, "text": " Don't do it."}, {"start": 3318.78, "end": 3324.82, "text": " Don't do it."}, {"start": 3324.82, "end": 3336.02, "text": " Dario with the 25 gift, the W. Dario with the 25 gift, thank you Dario with the 25 gift."}, {"start": 3336.02, "end": 3338.98, "text": " What a man to say."}, {"start": 3338.98, "end": 3342.0600000000004, "text": " Nobody just decides that they're two years and he just wants to be friends out of nowhere."}, {"start": 3342.0600000000004, "end": 3343.0600000000004, "text": " There's someone else."}, {"start": 3343.0600000000004, "end": 3345.98, "text": " He's either already cheating or wants to, he wants someone else."}, {"start": 3345.98, "end": 3351.42, "text": " See, I wouldn't take it that far, but I mean, there's a slight chance that could be it,"}, {"start": 3351.42, "end": 3355.38, "text": " but sometimes people just be like, hey, I really don't even want to."}, {"start": 3355.38, "end": 3362.26, "text": " So I'm not going to take it that far, because I don't know the ins and outs of the case"}, {"start": 3362.26, "end": 3364.26, "text": " here, you know what I mean."}, {"start": 3364.26, "end": 3374.26, "text": " Levi with the five, in case I'll read my bits with the five."}, {"start": 3374.26, "end": 3378.2200000000003, "text": " How about this?"}, {"start": 3378.2200000000003, "end": 3380.38, "text": " How about this, K-Sells Poop Cube Collection?"}, {"start": 3380.38, "end": 3381.1800000000003, "text": " Let's run a poll."}, {"start": 3384.5, "end": 3390.6200000000003, "text": " Let's run a poll if you should just leave it alone"}, {"start": 3390.6200000000003, "end": 3394.1400000000003, "text": " or have me send the message."}, {"start": 3394.1400000000003, "end": 3396.9, "text": " You would want them back if it was Chris Redfield?"}, {"start": 3396.9, "end": 3398.82, "text": " No, all jokes aside, if somebody came up to me,"}, {"start": 3398.82, "end": 3401.38, "text": " I don't care if we had been married for 20 years."}, {"start": 3401.38, "end": 3403.3, "text": " If somebody came to me one day and said I want to be friends,"}, {"start": 3403.3, "end": 3405.28, "text": " I'll be like, I'll open the door for you."}, {"start": 3405.28, "end": 3406.6200000000003, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3406.6200000000003, "end": 3408.54, "text": " That's just me, though."}, {"start": 3408.54, "end": 3411.5, "text": " That's just me, like I actually do not care."}, {"start": 3411.5, "end": 3416.02, "text": " I don't speak for everybody, but that's unirrogly just me."}, {"start": 3416.02, "end": 3417.54, "text": " I'm not saying that's a good way to be or nothing,"}, {"start": 3417.54, "end": 3418.54, "text": " but that's just how I am."}, {"start": 3423.7400000000002, "end": 3424.7000000000003, "text": " So let's do this."}, {"start": 3424.7000000000003, "end": 3436.1400000000003, "text": " Do you want us to run a poll if you should go crawling back or move on?"}, {"start": 3436.1400000000003, "end": 3443.38, "text": " Yes or no?"}, {"start": 3443.38, "end": 3444.38, "text": " He's my Chris Wreck."}, {"start": 3444.38, "end": 3445.38, "text": " No, he is not!"}, {"start": 3445.38, "end": 3448.38, "text": " Don't you a- I for sure ain't doing it now."}, {"start": 3448.38, "end": 3453.0600000000004, "text": " You're not about to compare no sinky and human being to Chris Wreck."}, {"start": 3453.06, "end": 3456.06, "text": " Nobody is not. First off."}, {"start": 3469.06, "end": 3474.06, "text": " Poll it? Okay. Now let me ask this before I run the poll."}, {"start": 3474.06, "end": 3478.06, "text": " Are you going to accept the outcome of the poll?"}, {"start": 3483.06, "end": 3512.06, "text": " I got bad news for you this poll is not going to go the way you want it."}, {"start": 3512.06, "end": 3513.06, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 3513.06, "end": 3524.7, "text": " Okay, so my 11,000 bits, please, you're not sending me 11,000 bits by the way."}, {"start": 3524.7, "end": 3530.7, "text": " You are lying."}, {"start": 3530.7, "end": 3531.7, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 3531.7, "end": 3532.7, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 3532.7, "end": 3539.5, "text": " Oh, you did send 11,000 bits."}, {"start": 3539.5, "end": 3540.5, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 3540.5, "end": 3547.46, "text": " your life."}, {"start": 3547.46, "end": 3549.94, "text": " K-SREAM, my 11,000 bits with the 11,000 bits."}, {"start": 3549.94, "end": 3553.02, "text": " WK-SREAM, my 11,000 bits with the 11,000 bits."}, {"start": 3553.02, "end": 3554.38, "text": " Hey, K-SIM, my name is Marissa."}, {"start": 3554.38, "end": 3555.7, "text": " I've been watching you for years now."}, {"start": 3555.7, "end": 3557.06, "text": " You never feel the feeling of bringing a smile to my face"}, {"start": 3557.06, "end": 3558.06, "text": " every time I watch you."}, {"start": 3558.06, "end": 3559.58, "text": " You have me do so much and save my life."}, {"start": 3559.58, "end": 3561.46, "text": " I just want to, I just went through surgery."}, {"start": 3561.46, "end": 3563.1, "text": " So I watch while I recover."}, {"start": 3563.1, "end": 3563.46, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 3563.46, "end": 3564.86, "text": " Thank you for being to you every day."}, {"start": 3564.86, "end": 3567.4, "text": " Yo, W. Marissa, I hope your surgery went well."}, {"start": 3567.4, "end": 3569.1, "text": " And I hope you recover quick."}, {"start": 3569.1, "end": 3571.58, "text": " W. Marissa, man, please say that, Marissa."}, {"start": 3571.58, "end": 3573.54, "text": " Thank you, what a wholesome message."}, {"start": 3573.54, "end": 3575.46, "text": " I'm sorry, I thought she was lying."}, {"start": 3575.46, "end": 3577.46, "text": " You know, usually people would be lying over here."}, {"start": 3579.22, "end": 3583.74, "text": " W. Marissa, hope you recover quickly."}, {"start": 3588.38, "end": 3593.38, "text": " In the case of Casos Hoot Cube Collection."}, {"start": 3599.1, "end": 3611.14, "text": " If the poll says yes, you have to make a message for him, I will, but I know it's not gonna"}, {"start": 3611.14, "end": 3614.22, "text": " But I will."}, {"start": 3614.22, "end": 3615.54, "text": " Fifi with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 3620.42, "end": 3633.2599999999998, "text": " Go back to boyfriend or move on."}, {"start": 3633.2599999999998, "end": 3635.9, "text": " Are we all understanding how this poll is laid out here?"}, {"start": 3641.14, "end": 3665.16, "text": " I have never in my life seen a more..."}, {"start": 3665.16, "end": 3669.66, "text": " That is the most one-sided pole I've ever had in here."}, {"start": 3669.66, "end": 3676.46, "text": " Out of all my years running polls, that is actually the most, that is, I can't believe"}, {"start": 3676.46, "end": 3677.46, "text": " that."}, {"start": 3677.46, "end": 3678.46, "text": " I actually cannot believe that."}, {"start": 3678.46, "end": 3679.46, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 3679.46, "end": 3692.46, "text": " Out of that, that's a record, that's actually a record, I'm taking a picture of that."}, {"start": 3692.46, "end": 3706.26, "text": " Oh my goodness. I am not exaggerating at all. I'm actually not exaggerating. That is the"}, {"start": 3706.26, "end": 3711.38, "text": " most one-sup. I actually don't think I've ever ran a poll that's had 13,000 votes. That's"}, {"start": 3711.38, "end": 3718.3, "text": " the most unbelievable thing I think I've ever seen in my life. That is actually the craziest"}, {"start": 3718.3, "end": 3725.1400000000003, "text": " all I've ever ran out of out of nowhere. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 3737.46, "end": 3738.6200000000003, "text": " Fake with the five."}, {"start": 3740.9, "end": 3744.82, "text": " Now you have to accept. And now you may be sitting here thinking,"}, {"start": 3744.82, "end": 3751.7200000000003, "text": " You know, even if half of the people that voted move on are room temperature IQ, which"}, {"start": 3751.7200000000003, "end": 3761.26, "text": " they probably are, just even if half of them aren't room temperature IQ, that is still"}, {"start": 3761.26, "end": 3768.4, "text": " thousands upon thousands of people doing something in your best interest here."}, {"start": 3768.4, "end": 3771.38, "text": " This needs to be a sign."}, {"start": 3771.38, "end": 3773.7200000000003, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 3773.7200000000003, "end": 3779.78, "text": " Not only does this need to be a sign here, that is the most lopsided poll I've ever"}, {"start": 3779.78, "end": 3785.6600000000003, "text": " ran in the history of this channel right here."}, {"start": 3785.6600000000003, "end": 3786.6600000000003, "text": " Farmers only with the five."}, {"start": 3786.6600000000003, "end": 3788.9, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3788.9, "end": 3789.9, "text": " Please make a message."}, {"start": 3789.9, "end": 3790.9, "text": " I'll start."}, {"start": 3790.9, "end": 3804.1, "text": " Avery with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 3804.1, "end": 3820.38, "text": " Hey, case of poop cube collection, when you go to bed sleep on it, you're being whashed."}, {"start": 3820.38, "end": 3830.38, "text": " You're off with the five W off with the five."}, {"start": 3830.38, "end": 3833.38, "text": " Good job chat."}, {"start": 3833.38, "end": 3845.38, "text": " The site's actually back up."}, {"start": 3846.06, "end": 3847.62, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 3854.3, "end": 3856.54, "text": " Stanky Shores has a website."}, {"start": 3856.54, "end": 3857.56, "text": " It is real."}, {"start": 3859.06, "end": 3860.78, "text": " Angel K super 10, thank you."}, {"start": 3861.82, "end": 3863.42, "text": " Hey K's, my wife Jessica's a huge fan"}, {"start": 3863.42, "end": 3864.82, "text": " and just turned 37, yes thank you."}, {"start": 3864.82, "end": 3865.6600000000003, "text": " Wish you a happy birthday."}, {"start": 3865.6600000000003, "end": 3866.5, "text": " 37!"}, {"start": 3868.98, "end": 3869.82, "text": " No, I'm playing."}, {"start": 3869.82, "end": 3871.2200000000003, "text": " Yo, happy birthday Jessica."}, {"start": 3871.2200000000003, "end": 3872.46, "text": " Can I tell Jessica happy birthday?"}, {"start": 3872.46, "end": 3874.34, "text": " Happy birthday Jessica."}, {"start": 3874.34, "end": 3876.3, "text": " W. Jessica at the birthday, Jessica."}, {"start": 3881.38, "end": 3882.2200000000003, "text": " W. Jessica."}, {"start": 3885.3, "end": 3889.9, "text": " Another night got my target shift tomorrow and join my Dave's triple."}, {"start": 3889.9, "end": 3893.98, "text": " Gotta ask what's your top five Wendy's item disc discount discount."}, {"start": 3893.98, "end": 3894.6200000000003, "text": " Discontent."}, {"start": 3904.34, "end": 3906.86, "text": " Oh, I thought those were actually bugs on my screen."}, {"start": 3912.1800000000003, "end": 3913.6600000000003, "text": " Midnight with the five."}, {"start": 3913.6600000000003, "end": 3918.3, "text": " Top five Wendy's items discontinued and currently sold."}, {"start": 3918.3, "end": 3920.3, "text": " Jay with the five."}, {"start": 3920.3, "end": 3922.54, "text": " Discontinued and currently sold."}, {"start": 3922.54, "end": 3924.6200000000003, "text": " Top five Wendy's items."}, {"start": 3924.6200000000003, "end": 3927.2200000000003, "text": " Spicy chicken sandwich."}, {"start": 3927.2200000000003, "end": 3929.6200000000003, "text": " Ghost pepper fries that they had."}, {"start": 3929.6200000000003, "end": 3930.78, "text": " Those things were so good."}, {"start": 3930.78, "end": 3931.5, "text": " It's unbelievable."}, {"start": 3931.5, "end": 3943.66, "text": " Um, Dave single, unironically, the chili, no joke, the chili, and the fifth one, I could"}, {"start": 3943.66, "end": 3947.7, "text": " have sworn they used to have like some kind of mushroom burger or something like that."}, {"start": 3947.7, "end": 3951.02, "text": " Those are my top five."}, {"start": 3951.02, "end": 3954.62, "text": " I don't care what nobody says, Wendy's chili is actually good."}, {"start": 3954.62, "end": 3960.3, "text": " It's actually good."}, {"start": 3960.3, "end": 3979.94, "text": " the bugs. There's only one left. I got to kill them. Got him, idiot. Welcome to Stanky"}, {"start": 3979.94, "end": 3988.82, "text": " Shores, where safety and hygiene come first. Facts, by the way. Discover a water park where"}, {"start": 3988.82, "end": 3999.2200000000003, "text": " every detail matters. From crystal clear water to world-class safety standards. We've created"}, {"start": 3999.2200000000003, "end": 4002.98, "text": " an environment where families can make lasting memories with complete peace of mind."}, {"start": 4002.98, "end": 4005.98, "text": " Who made this?"}, {"start": 4005.98, "end": 4008.98, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 4008.98, "end": 4010.98, "text": " Yeah, who ma-"}, {"start": 4062.98, "end": 4067.54, "text": " Actually, no way on this planet Earth."}, {"start": 4070.42, "end": 4077.38, "text": " There is actually no way on this planet Earth that has 2.1 out of five stars."}, {"start": 4077.38, "end": 4095.54, "text": " Read them. I will. You know, this is a very professional website. Hold on. Help keeping"}, {"start": 4095.54, "end": 4106.74, "text": " this website online. Let me hide my screen before I click this button."}, {"start": 4106.74, "end": 4111.74, "text": " There's actually people, there's people sending go fund me"}, {"start": 4111.74, "end": 4113.88, "text": " to keep this website online."}, {"start": 4116.84, "end": 4118.84, "text": " That ain't me by the way, that ain't me doing that."}, {"start": 4118.84, "end": 4121.2, "text": " Just saying, I'm like, that ain't me doing that by the way."}, {"start": 4121.2, "end": 4122.04, "text": " Just saying."}, {"start": 4126.76, "end": 4129.12, "text": " Hold up, wait, did I get docs right there?"}, {"start": 4129.12, "end": 4130.44, "text": " What are you dead serious?"}, {"start": 4132.34, "end": 4134.04, "text": " Yo, Ying, with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 4136.74, "end": 4152.46, "text": " I did not get docs brown."}, {"start": 4152.46, "end": 4158.78, "text": " Who made this?"}, {"start": 4158.78, "end": 4160.78, "text": " My IP was at the bottom left."}, {"start": 4172.78, "end": 4174.78, "text": " Bro, my IP is not on the screen, man!"}, {"start": 4181.78, "end": 4183.78, "text": " Meet our employee at a month."}, {"start": 4185.78, "end": 4187.78, "text": " Where's his taking me?"}, {"start": 4188.78, "end": 4195.78, "text": " Where's this taking me?"}, {"start": 4195.78, "end": 4204.78, "text": " Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 4204.78, "end": 4206.219999999999, "text": " Okay we can't open that yet."}, {"start": 4206.219999999999, "end": 4209.259999999999, "text": " I think the website is still like crashing from y'all."}, {"start": 4209.259999999999, "end": 4211.78, "text": " Girlie with the five."}, {"start": 4211.78, "end": 4214.86, "text": " Our facilities and amenities."}, {"start": 4214.86, "end": 4217.58, "text": " Access to our crystal clear swimming areas."}, {"start": 4217.58, "end": 4223.64, "text": " on the crystal clear. Perfect for leisurely swims, water exercises, simply relaxing on"}, {"start": 4223.64, "end": 4232.18, "text": " a warm day. Facts. Experts are exciting water slide attractions, featuring gentle curves"}, {"start": 4232.18, "end": 4238.42, "text": " for beginners or drilling drops for adventure seekers. Facts."}, {"start": 4238.42, "end": 4240.42, "text": " Everybody in here, I'll say a cap, by the way."}, {"start": 4246.42, "end": 4247.42, "text": " Meet our founder."}, {"start": 4249.42, "end": 4251.42, "text": " He warns people that leave bad reviews."}, {"start": 4251.42, "end": 4267.42, "text": " the gas tank in half, and I am going to get me and 17 other people to defecate in the gas tank of the car and fill it completely up with feces."}, {"start": 4267.42, "end": 4273.42, "text": " The whole thing took you, who has so much in it, when you get in, it reads that it's a full tank."}, {"start": 4273.42, "end": 4277.42, "text": " I'm going to have it, I'm going to reassemble it back under the car."}, {"start": 4277.42, "end": 4281.1, "text": " tie it to the trailer, bring it back to your house, and park it."}, {"start": 4285.62, "end": 4287.78, "text": " Well, I don't think that threat worked."}, {"start": 4289.18, "end": 4292.54, "text": " Because we're sitting at 2.1 stars."}, {"start": 4294.18, "end": 4294.9800000000005, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4297.62, "end": 4301.3, "text": " Facts. If you're thinking about hurting yourself on purpose, just to follow"}, {"start": 4301.3, "end": 4307.3, "text": " lawsuit. Don't you will not win. Thanks, dude. That's what everybody does."}, {"start": 4316.820000000001, "end": 4319.74, "text": " Let me read this slot, man. Here we go."}, {"start": 4323.14, "end": 4328.38, "text": " I can't read it. The site still messed up. Chad is just loading. I can't read it."}, {"start": 4329.62, "end": 4330.14, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 4331.3, "end": 4337.38, "text": " Y'all are probably flooding the reviews with negative reviews."}, {"start": 4337.38, "end": 4341.9800000000005, "text": " The fact that y'all have this thing rated at a 2.1 out of 5 stars is actually ridiculous"}, {"start": 4341.9800000000005, "end": 4344.820000000001, "text": " by the way."}, {"start": 4344.820000000001, "end": 4351.62, "text": " The amount of effort, heart, and soul and money that I have put into this business and"}, {"start": 4351.62, "end": 4361.18, "text": " y'all are gonna have the nerve to rate this at a 2.1 out of 5 is crazy."}, {"start": 4361.18, "end": 4363.18, "text": " I appreciate that, Mark. I got you. Thank you, Mark."}, {"start": 4367.5, "end": 4370.14, "text": " Hey, kids, I was wondering if you could give a happy birthday to the greatest V2."}, {"start": 4370.14, "end": 4372.46, "text": " We're in a big fan of yours, Ariel."}, {"start": 4372.46, "end": 4374.900000000001, "text": " She's had a rough year, but shows up for a community no matter what,"}, {"start": 4374.900000000001, "end": 4376.5, "text": " just like you. I appreciate you both."}, {"start": 4376.5, "end": 4377.5, "text": " You'll have your birthday."}, {"start": 4377.5, "end": 4379.9800000000005, "text": " Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"}, {"start": 4386.62, "end": 4387.62, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 4389.14, "end": 4390.34, "text": " Oh, no. Oh, no."}, {"start": 4391.18, "end": 4396.18, "text": " Oh no, wait a minute, oh no."}, {"start": 4402.18, "end": 4403.18, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 4403.18, "end": 4428.18, "text": " I think I'm good."}, {"start": 4428.18, "end": 4449.18, "text": " Okay. I think I'm good. Dude, dude, I actually thought it was some IP. Wait."}, {"start": 4449.18, "end": 4467.1, "text": " Dude, dude, I actually thought it was over."}, {"start": 4467.1, "end": 4470.66, "text": " I actually thought I was about to have to just like move."}, {"start": 4470.66, "end": 4475.62, "text": " I thought it was over."}, {"start": 4475.62, "end": 4482.58, "text": " the whole warehouse and everything I thought it was just about to be had to be sold I actually"}, {"start": 4482.58, "end": 4489.58, "text": " thought it was over right there I thought it was over oh my goodness I thought my on"}, {"start": 4489.58, "end": 4496.3, "text": " ironically I thought my IP was on the screen what's crazy is that the IP is one click away"}, {"start": 4496.3, "end": 4505.42, "text": " it literally says right here your IP click to reveal by the way my heart sank oh oh my"}, {"start": 4505.42, "end": 4506.42, "text": " My goodness dude."}, {"start": 4506.42, "end": 4522.46, "text": " Oh my goodness, I thought it was over bro."}, {"start": 4522.46, "end": 4524.5, "text": " That scream was wild."}, {"start": 4524.5, "end": 4530.7, "text": " Well yeah, why would it not be?"}, {"start": 4530.7, "end": 4543.62, "text": " Dude, I thought I was cooked."}, {"start": 4543.62, "end": 4545.3, "text": " Closest call I hope you ever have."}, {"start": 4545.3, "end": 4547.66, "text": " I had a closer one."}, {"start": 4547.66, "end": 4552.58, "text": " Back when I was trying to pull up a website, I was trying to go to Google or go to YouTube"}, {"start": 4552.58, "end": 4560.0199999999995, "text": " and I would hit YouTube and it would load and it would literally show my IP on the screen"}, {"start": 4560.02, "end": 4564.02, "text": " just there. If I wouldn't have been full cam, I'd have been cooked like three months ago."}, {"start": 4565.620000000001, "end": 4569.3, "text": " That was the closest call. Like, you know how sometimes we'll just be watching YouTube and"}, {"start": 4569.3, "end": 4574.740000000001, "text": " I'll click on a video? Like, it could happen with that. I'll click on a video that's going full"}, {"start": 4574.740000000001, "end": 4581.860000000001, "text": " script IP. I don't understand. We're going to have to read those reviews some other time,"}, {"start": 4581.860000000001, "end": 4584.900000000001, "text": " I guess, because y'all are probably flooding the site with negative reviews right now."}, {"start": 4590.02, "end": 4595.660000000001, "text": " Is there a way to prevent your IP from showing ever? Yeah, right now full screen, baby"}, {"start": 4600.02, "end": 4602.700000000001, "text": " Now VPNs make your internet run too slow"}, {"start": 4612.9800000000005, "end": 4614.9800000000005, "text": " Stomach hurt"}, {"start": 4614.9800000000005, "end": 4624.22, "text": " How much you want to bet there's like, oh my goodness, we're about to see how many I"}, {"start": 4624.22, "end": 4626.9400000000005, "text": " know who to ban."}, {"start": 4626.9400000000005, "end": 4629.3, "text": " I know who to ban."}, {"start": 4629.3, "end": 4640.42, "text": " How many clips you want to think?"}, {"start": 4640.42, "end": 4646.42, "text": " Doorknob with the 50 gift at W. Doorknob with the 50 get the preset that doorknob W. Doorknob with the 50. Thank you"}, {"start": 4649.86, "end": 4654.1, "text": " This is how many people wanted to track me down and kill me"}, {"start": 4663.86, "end": 4665.86, "text": " Well, that's not too many"}, {"start": 4670.42, "end": 4672.42, "text": " Chris Redfield!"}, {"start": 4683.22, "end": 4686.42, "text": " Dude, dude! That coulda been..."}, {"start": 4694.42, "end": 4696.42, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 4696.42, "end": 4712.18, "text": " the brawl. But a happy birthday, Ariel, for real. Chateau, Ariel, happy birthday, happy"}, {"start": 4712.18, "end": 4719.5, "text": " birthday, Ariel. Thank you. That's why I was trying to tell happy birthday to you before"}, {"start": 4719.5, "end": 4725.62, "text": " disaster stroke. I'm pretty sure that's who it was, right? Was good, Leo?"}, {"start": 4730.14, "end": 4734.08, "text": " Said that was that that was if you ever wanted to hear me like actually"}, {"start": 4734.08, "end": 4740.02, "text": " screaming for my life, that was it."}, {"start": 4749.5, "end": 4759.5, "text": " You're having fun today."}, {"start": 4759.5, "end": 4773.5, "text": " Yeah, I thought it was over."}, {"start": 4773.5, "end": 4780.5, "text": " Yo, I thought I was over, man!"}, {"start": 4780.5, "end": 4784.5, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 4784.5, "end": 4788.5, "text": " Yo, John's with the five ahead and with the five, thank you!"}, {"start": 4794.5, "end": 4796.5, "text": " Yo, happy birthday!"}, {"start": 4796.5, "end": 4800.5, "text": " Oh, let me get a longer clip!"}, {"start": 4800.5, "end": 4807.5, "text": " Hold up, let me get a longer clip, wait a minute."}, {"start": 4807.5, "end": 4820.02, "text": " Bro, I thought it was cool chat."}, {"start": 4820.02, "end": 4822.46, "text": " Somebody said run it back in slow-mo."}, {"start": 4822.46, "end": 4824.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4847.86, "end": 4849.86, "text": " Dude that was bad"}, {"start": 4852.46, "end": 4857.74, "text": " You're the only one I don't dislike."}, {"start": 4857.74, "end": 4860.74, "text": " Retake you, Bo."}, {"start": 4862.24, "end": 4864.74, "text": " You're hiding from me."}, {"start": 4864.74, "end": 4866.74, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4866.74, "end": 4868.74, "text": " You're hiding from me."}, {"start": 4868.74, "end": 4870.74, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4870.74, "end": 4872.74, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4872.74, "end": 4874.74, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4874.74, "end": 4876.74, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4876.74, "end": 4880.74, "text": " Do you not know my life was over, bro?"}, {"start": 4880.74, "end": 4883.74, "text": " Oh, I swear, dear dude."}, {"start": 4885.139999999999, "end": 4885.98, "text": " Shout out to..."}, {"start": 4885.98, "end": 4886.82, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 4889.099999999999, "end": 4892.5, "text": " Shout out though my life was over, man."}, {"start": 4893.74, "end": 4894.58, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 4898.42, "end": 4900.42, "text": " Bro, I thought it would cut."}, {"start": 4905.0599999999995, "end": 4906.7, "text": " He changed you, bro."}, {"start": 4906.7, "end": 4913.7, "text": " You had it all day."}, {"start": 4913.7, "end": 4916.5599999999995, "text": " Oh, please."}, {"start": 4933.26, "end": 4936.099999999999, "text": " Slog."}, {"start": 4936.099999999999, "end": 4939.5599999999995, "text": " I thought it was..."}, {"start": 4939.56, "end": 4947.200000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, I thought it was over, man."}, {"start": 4947.200000000001, "end": 4952.200000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, dude."}, {"start": 4952.2, "end": 4980.16, "text": " What happened with the computer noise, the reason the computer made the noise is because"}, {"start": 4980.16, "end": 4987.82, "text": " Because I tried to hit control S to go full facecam, but I didn't have OBS pulled up."}, {"start": 4987.82, "end": 4992.099999999999, "text": " So I think it just opened up like my files or something and it made that noise when I"}, {"start": 4992.099999999999, "end": 4994.46, "text": " tried to click off."}, {"start": 4994.46, "end": 4999.86, "text": " I got caught lacking dude."}, {"start": 4999.86, "end": 5009.0199999999995, "text": " Bro, I got caught lacking."}, {"start": 5009.02, "end": 5011.72, "text": " It says reveal IP at the bottom."}, {"start": 5011.72, "end": 5013.26, "text": " That's the crazy part, check."}, {"start": 5013.26, "end": 5014.780000000001, "text": " That's how..."}, {"start": 5014.780000000001, "end": 5015.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5015.780000000001, "end": 5016.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5016.780000000001, "end": 5017.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5017.780000000001, "end": 5018.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5018.780000000001, "end": 5019.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5019.780000000001, "end": 5020.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5020.780000000001, "end": 5021.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5021.780000000001, "end": 5022.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5022.780000000001, "end": 5023.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5023.780000000001, "end": 5024.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5024.780000000001, "end": 5025.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5025.780000000001, "end": 5026.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5026.780000000001, "end": 5027.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5027.780000000001, "end": 5028.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5028.780000000001, "end": 5029.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5029.780000000001, "end": 5030.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5030.780000000001, "end": 5031.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5031.780000000001, "end": 5032.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5032.780000000001, "end": 5033.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5033.780000000001, "end": 5034.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5034.780000000001, "end": 5035.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5035.780000000001, "end": 5036.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5036.780000000001, "end": 5037.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5037.780000000001, "end": 5038.780000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5038.78, "end": 5046.0599999999995, "text": " But look, look at that."}, {"start": 5046.0599999999995, "end": 5049.3, "text": " Look right here."}, {"start": 5049.3, "end": 5052.66, "text": " It says your IP."}, {"start": 5052.66, "end": 5054.5, "text": " Click to reveal, bro."}, {"start": 5054.5, "end": 5056.74, "text": " Why is that even there, dude?"}, {"start": 5068.78, "end": 5075.78, "text": " Two X speed sounds like an alarm clock."}, {"start": 5075.78, "end": 5094.099999999999, "text": " Oh, man, my hair."}, {"start": 5094.099999999999, "end": 5095.62, "text": " Reviews are nothing but slander."}, {"start": 5095.62, "end": 5098.219999999999, "text": " I was trying to read the reviews."}, {"start": 5098.22, "end": 5100.820000000001, "text": " That's how I got into this situation."}, {"start": 5100.820000000001, "end": 5105.06, "text": " I was trying to read the reviews at a stanky shores."}, {"start": 5105.06, "end": 5106.06, "text": " Let me try it again."}, {"start": 5106.06, "end": 5116.46, "text": " I'm not taking it off full cam until I'm on the reviews."}, {"start": 5116.46, "end": 5119.9400000000005, "text": " Come on, let me do it, please."}, {"start": 5119.9400000000005, "end": 5125.06, "text": " It ain't gonna let me, bruh."}, {"start": 5125.06, "end": 5146.54, "text": " JT with the five. Oh man, I almost wish it wouldn't have pulled up. Well, here we go."}, {"start": 5146.54, "end": 5154.38, "text": " Case I saw an airplane with stanky shores on it. Yeah, that's how I wound up knowing about"}, {"start": 5154.38, "end": 5159.56, "text": " this website existing in the first place is because we saw the banner that was hanging"}, {"start": 5159.56, "end": 5174.72, "text": " off the back of the airplane and it said the website. So let's see. Alright as you can"}, {"start": 5174.72, "end": 5178.92, "text": " until the Stanky Shores has 2.1 out of five stars."}, {"start": 5178.92, "end": 5180.72, "text": " That's bad, by the way."}, {"start": 5180.72, "end": 5181.76, "text": " That's bad."}, {"start": 5186.76, "end": 5191.76, "text": " We're starting off good, loved it."}, {"start": 5192.240000000001, "end": 5195.280000000001, "text": " From August 12th, four days ago,"}, {"start": 5196.2, "end": 5197.96, "text": " had the best day ever."}, {"start": 5197.96, "end": 5199.2, "text": " Why did I say ever?"}, {"start": 5200.04, "end": 5202.400000000001, "text": " Had the best day at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 5202.400000000001, "end": 5203.76, "text": " The water was very clean."}, {"start": 5203.76, "end": 5211.16, "text": " staff was not overworked at all. The food was fairly priced. Facts, by the way. And"}, {"start": 5211.16, "end": 5215.8, "text": " the manager was the nicest person ever, and I did not witness any crimes whatsoever. 10"}, {"start": 5215.8, "end": 5222.400000000001, "text": " out of 10."}, {"start": 5222.400000000001, "end": 5232.08, "text": " Keso was holding the hostage 45. That's not, that's, no, stop. That is not true. Stop."}, {"start": 5232.08, "end": 5233.92, "text": " That is not, dude, get out of here."}, {"start": 5233.92, "end": 5236.6, "text": " Yo, who's the moderation on his side here, man?"}, {"start": 5243.76, "end": 5246.5599999999995, "text": " Why is every review a one-start?"}, {"start": 5251.04, "end": 5253.36, "text": " My story, worth reading."}, {"start": 5253.36, "end": 5255.44, "text": " Why did you toggle it like that?"}, {"start": 5257.64, "end": 5258.68, "text": " Okay, whatever."}, {"start": 5258.68, "end": 5265.68, "text": " Hello all. My name is Avery Sinclair. I am one of many victims at Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 5265.68, "end": 5270.68, "text": " Your lawyers start, start writing up that cease and desist."}, {"start": 5270.68, "end": 5274.68, "text": " Despite its relative infancy, Stanky Shores has already racked up quite the body count."}, {"start": 5274.68, "end": 5276.68, "text": " No, it has not."}, {"start": 5276.68, "end": 5280.68, "text": " And I just so happen to be one of the unlucky few recently on one of my days off,"}, {"start": 5280.68, "end": 5284.68, "text": " I thought it was a good idea to go on a day trip to Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 5284.68, "end": 5291.76, "text": " I mean I went to the owner's previous water park establishment and I read not at Avery"}, {"start": 5291.76, "end": 5294.52, "text": " your band."}, {"start": 5294.52, "end": 5300.12, "text": " For a one star, yeah how can I delete a review?"}, {"start": 5300.12, "end": 5310.04, "text": " Yo owner of this website I need access to delete reviews."}, {"start": 5310.04, "end": 5311.46, "text": " Five star."}, {"start": 5314.26, "end": 5316.7, "text": " Fun experience."}, {"start": 5316.7, "end": 5320.46, "text": " Awesome time at the best water park ever."}, {"start": 5320.46, "end": 5321.82, "text": " Although most people who come here"}, {"start": 5321.82, "end": 5324.0199999999995, "text": " don't have common sensible walk in front of the owner"}, {"start": 5324.0199999999995, "end": 5325.5, "text": " while cleaning or repairing."}, {"start": 5325.5, "end": 5329.0, "text": " Yo, Liam, oh my goodness, Liam, what's your paypal?"}, {"start": 5333.82, "end": 5335.54, "text": " Liam, what is your paypal?"}, {"start": 5335.54, "end": 5339.18, "text": " That is the most base review I've ever seen, by the way."}, {"start": 5339.18, "end": 5342.04, "text": " Oh my goodness, finally somebody has a brain."}, {"start": 5348.92, "end": 5349.88, "text": " That's not a bot."}, {"start": 5352.64, "end": 5353.76, "text": " No, I didn't pay him off,"}, {"start": 5353.76, "end": 5356.02, "text": " I just want to pay him for being smart."}, {"start": 5364.400000000001, "end": 5365.320000000001, "text": " One star."}, {"start": 5365.32, "end": 5375.0, "text": " I stepped of human feces at this park, spelling error already in valid review."}, {"start": 5375.0, "end": 5379.32, "text": " I knew walking into the park that it was called Stanky Shores, but I didn't know how stanky"}, {"start": 5379.32, "end": 5382.36, "text": " it could be."}, {"start": 5382.36, "end": 5386.28, "text": " I was walking around the park and I felt something squish on my foot on the way to the"}, {"start": 5386.28, "end": 5387.28, "text": " restroom."}, {"start": 5387.28, "end": 5391.759999999999, "text": " I looked down and saw human feces on my foot on the ground and nearly vomited."}, {"start": 5391.76, "end": 5400.8, "text": " So my horror, the biggest man I've ever seen, started running and screaming at me, and picked"}, {"start": 5400.8, "end": 5404.56, "text": " up the excrements."}, {"start": 5404.56, "end": 5408.56, "text": " I'm assuming you meant with his bare hand and threw it at another guest."}, {"start": 5408.56, "end": 5410.56, "text": " It was the scariest thing I'd ever seen."}, {"start": 5410.56, "end": 5413.84, "text": " Do not go here."}, {"start": 5413.84, "end": 5417.64, "text": " That is completely falsified, by the way."}, {"start": 5417.64, "end": 5419.64, "text": " It's completely falsified right there."}, {"start": 5430.76, "end": 5432.76, "text": " Worst park"}, {"start": 5434.4400000000005, "end": 5437.320000000001, "text": " Worst park won't worst owner I"}, {"start": 5438.52, "end": 5441.84, "text": " Was enjoying my time this newly opened stanky shores water park"}, {"start": 5441.84, "end": 5446.96, "text": " But all of a sudden the owner with a huge BVL came in and nothing but a thong and started twerking"}, {"start": 5447.64, "end": 5448.72, "text": " I said, what a weirdo."}, {"start": 5448.72, "end": 5452.280000000001, "text": " He unfortunately listed and started twerking right in my face."}, {"start": 5452.280000000001, "end": 5455.08, "text": " That was somewhat of a majestic scene I have to admit,"}, {"start": 5455.08, "end": 5456.76, "text": " but he went farted on my face"}, {"start": 5456.76, "end": 5458.4800000000005, "text": " and I've never been the same person ever since."}, {"start": 5458.4800000000005, "end": 5459.64, "text": " That did not happen."}, {"start": 5462.280000000001, "end": 5464.56, "text": " That did not happen, but okay."}, {"start": 5467.56, "end": 5470.08, "text": " One star review, dot, dot, dot,"}, {"start": 5470.08, "end": 5472.52, "text": " do I even have to say something?"}, {"start": 5472.52, "end": 5474.72, "text": " Yes, you do, Carter."}, {"start": 5477.64, "end": 5483.64, "text": " Where are the good reviews at?"}, {"start": 5483.64, "end": 5497.56, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 5497.56, "end": 5500.76, "text": " I was taking an ice stroller on the water park completely minding my own business when"}, {"start": 5500.76, "end": 5504.84, "text": " I realized I had accidentally dropped a piece of trash on the floor."}, {"start": 5504.84, "end": 5508.32, "text": " I could even correct my mistake and pick up the owner of the water park came charging"}, {"start": 5508.32, "end": 5513.96, "text": " towards me with a hammer. No, I don't even own a hammer. His BBL was so massive that"}, {"start": 5513.96, "end": 5518.04, "text": " he knocked a few people over with it before reaching me. That's the only true part of"}, {"start": 5518.04, "end": 5524.4800000000005, "text": " this so far. Instead of politely telling me to pick up my trash. He instead picked me"}, {"start": 5524.4800000000005, "end": 5529.24, "text": " up without my consent and threw me over the wall. I landed on an old outhouse head first"}, {"start": 5529.24, "end": 5533.4400000000005, "text": " into the toilet. And even after pulling myself out of there, I'm still currently trapped"}, {"start": 5533.4400000000005, "end": 5542.240000000001, "text": " over the wall. It's been almost two days and nobody's come and got me or tried to look."}, {"start": 5542.24, "end": 5566.24, "text": " Oh, dude, Stanky Shores is on Google Maps."}, {"start": 5566.24, "end": 5578.96, "text": " Ruin my day off. I had a day off and tried to cool myself off in stanky shores but my"}, {"start": 5578.96, "end": 5584.32, "text": " experience was far from a pleasant one. I left that place and utter disgust. The pool"}, {"start": 5584.32, "end": 5591.0, "text": " had feces in it and the stank was really bad. The owner was also very rude and the waiting"}, {"start": 5591.0, "end": 5596.28, "text": " time is beyond anything I imagine. I would not recommend from Leah. These have to be"}, {"start": 5596.28, "end": 5603.0, "text": " bots. These have to be bots."}, {"start": 5603.0, "end": 5621.24, "text": " wait hold on stanky shores is on Google Maps"}, {"start": 5633.0, "end": 5654.84, "text": " Okay, I'm not pulling this up, I'm not pulling this up."}, {"start": 5654.84, "end": 5658.84, "text": " of Water Park in Heber Springs, Arkansas."}, {"start": 5675.96, "end": 5678.38, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's actually on Google Maps"}, {"start": 5678.38, "end": 5680.12, "text": " in Heber Springs, Arkansas."}, {"start": 5684.84, "end": 5688.84, "text": " It's on a random road in Hebrew Springs, Arkansas."}, {"start": 5690.34, "end": 5692.34, "text": " How is that possible?"}, {"start": 5702.34, "end": 5705.84, "text": " Chat, the internet is quip- by the way,"}, {"start": 5706.34, "end": 5709.34, "text": " if I get on here and check more of these reviews tomorrow,"}, {"start": 5709.34, "end": 5712.34, "text": " I better have some people actually leaving human reviews."}, {"start": 5714.84, "end": 5729.68, "text": " Read the reviews on Google Maps."}, {"start": 5729.68, "end": 5730.68, "text": " I can't pull it up."}, {"start": 5730.68, "end": 5731.68, "text": " I'm going to get tossed."}, {"start": 5731.68, "end": 5735.72, "text": " I'll read one, though."}, {"start": 5735.72, "end": 5738.68, "text": " Got Salmonella Best Hospital Visit of My Life."}, {"start": 5738.68, "end": 5742.4800000000005, "text": " Fun, but I tore my ACL on a puddle."}, {"start": 5742.4800000000005, "end": 5744.68, "text": " Doctor says I'll never walk right ever again."}, {"start": 5744.68, "end": 5757.8, "text": " slides were fun though. Another one. The Amoebas are my friends. The reviews on Google are"}, {"start": 5757.8, "end": 5764.64, "text": " actually 4.4 out of 5 stars by the way. 4.4 out of 5. So what do we believe? Do we believe"}, {"start": 5764.64, "end": 5766.64, "text": " the Stakey Shore's website or Google reviews."}, {"start": 5782.08, "end": 5783.92, "text": " I'll read more than reviews tomorrow."}, {"start": 5783.92, "end": 5786.04, "text": " When I get on here tomorrow and I check the reviews,"}, {"start": 5786.04, "end": 5788.200000000001, "text": " it better be more than 2.1 out of 5 stars."}, {"start": 5788.200000000001, "end": 5791.92, "text": " Or there will be dire consequences."}, {"start": 5791.92, "end": 5800.92, "text": " You know what time it is though now, Chad."}, {"start": 5800.92, "end": 5804.92, "text": " You know what time it is now."}, {"start": 5804.92, "end": 5807.92, "text": " Spooky time."}, {"start": 5807.92, "end": 5813.92, "text": " Chad, that game where we played as a dog where I get to record my own bark,"}, {"start": 5813.92, "end": 5817.92, "text": " and had Chris Plumfield on the billboard, is out."}, {"start": 5817.92, "end": 5820.96, "text": " I've been waiting for that game to come out for a minute."}, {"start": 5820.96, "end": 5822.4400000000005, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 5822.4400000000005, "end": 5827.36, "text": " And I said earlier about the chill as art game"}, {"start": 5827.36, "end": 5830.04, "text": " we're supposed to play today."}, {"start": 5830.04, "end": 5831.84, "text": " I did some more research into that game."}, {"start": 5831.84, "end": 5832.8, "text": " I looked at the reviews."}, {"start": 5832.8, "end": 5836.64, "text": " It's, it's, it's, it's, that, that one's a no go."}, {"start": 5836.64, "end": 5837.52, "text": " I'm not going to lie to you."}, {"start": 5837.52, "end": 5838.4, "text": " That one's a no go."}, {"start": 5841.4, "end": 5842.0, "text": " It's bad."}, {"start": 5842.0, "end": 5844.52, "text": " Yeah, people are like, oh, 90% of the game"}, {"start": 5844.52, "end": 5846.64, "text": " is just digging through snow."}, {"start": 5846.64, "end": 5850.6, "text": " So it is what it is."}, {"start": 5854.8, "end": 5857.400000000001, "text": " It is what it is."}, {"start": 5857.400000000001, "end": 5859.200000000001, "text": " Your happy birthday, Patricia May."}, {"start": 5859.200000000001, "end": 5860.360000000001, "text": " Chat's your Patricia May."}, {"start": 5860.360000000001, "end": 5864.88, "text": " Happy birthday, Patricia May."}, {"start": 5864.88, "end": 5867.8, "text": " Lock in, Chat."}, {"start": 5867.8, "end": 5869.84, "text": " You know what time it is, buddy."}, {"start": 5869.84, "end": 5872.88, "text": " We've been waiting for this game to come out for a hot minute,"}, {"start": 5872.88, "end": 5873.38, "text": " too."}, {"start": 5876.64, "end": 5888.660000000001, "text": " it is spooky time up in here."}, {"start": 5888.660000000001, "end": 5890.200000000001, "text": " We played this demo a while back."}, {"start": 5890.200000000001, "end": 5891.08, "text": " It was goaded."}, {"start": 5891.08, "end": 5892.360000000001, "text": " This dev is goaded."}, {"start": 5892.360000000001, "end": 5894.4800000000005, "text": " Makes nothing but bangers."}, {"start": 5894.4800000000005, "end": 5898.08, "text": " Lock in, chap."}, {"start": 5898.08, "end": 5899.0, "text": " Get you a-"}, {"start": 5899.0, "end": 5900.92, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5900.92, "end": 5903.400000000001, "text": " Socks with a five."}, {"start": 5903.400000000001, "end": 5905.4800000000005, "text": " Get you a dive beyond, Bubba!"}, {"start": 5911.200000000001, "end": 5913.240000000001, "text": " Get you a dive beyond!"}, {"start": 5914.72, "end": 5919.320000000001, "text": " Because it is Spooky Time, baby!"}, {"start": 5920.400000000001, "end": 5921.240000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5926.4400000000005, "end": 5927.280000000001, "text": " Woo-hoo!"}, {"start": 6113.400000000001, "end": 6115.400000000001, "text": " Locked in for them!"}, {"start": 6134.400000000001, "end": 6136.400000000001, "text": " Locked in!"}, {"start": 6143.400000000001, "end": 6155.960000000001, "text": " You got you a dypey on, Bubba Huck?"}, {"start": 6155.960000000001, "end": 6162.080000000001, "text": " I sure hope so."}, {"start": 6162.080000000001, "end": 6169.84, "text": " We played this game's demo a few months ago and ever since."}, {"start": 6169.84, "end": 6172.76, "text": " I've been waiting on it to drop."}, {"start": 6172.76, "end": 6177.08, "text": " Name of this game is Unusual Tales."}, {"start": 6177.08, "end": 6178.4400000000005, "text": " After Bark."}, {"start": 6178.4400000000005, "end": 6178.9400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6178.9400000000005, "end": 6179.4400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6179.4400000000005, "end": 6179.9400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6179.9400000000005, "end": 6180.4400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6180.4400000000005, "end": 6180.9400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6180.9400000000005, "end": 6181.4400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6181.4400000000005, "end": 6181.9400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6181.9400000000005, "end": 6182.4400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6182.4400000000005, "end": 6182.9400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6182.9400000000005, "end": 6183.4400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6183.4400000000005, "end": 6183.9400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6183.9400000000005, "end": 6184.4400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6184.4400000000005, "end": 6184.9400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6184.9400000000005, "end": 6185.4400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6185.4400000000005, "end": 6185.9400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6185.9400000000005, "end": 6191.9400000000005, "text": " You better believe it."}, {"start": 6191.9400000000005, "end": 6194.9400000000005, "text": " You better believe it, buddy."}, {"start": 6194.9400000000005, "end": 6195.4400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6195.4400000000005, "end": 6195.9400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6195.9400000000005, "end": 6196.4400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6196.4400000000005, "end": 6196.9400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6196.9400000000005, "end": 6197.4400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6197.4400000000005, "end": 6197.9400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6197.9400000000005, "end": 6208.240000000001, "text": " There we go. Lock in chat. Happy birthday, Sydney with the five."}, {"start": 6208.240000000001, "end": 6210.540000000001, "text": " Happy birthday, Sydney. Let's go."}, {"start": 6210.540000000001, "end": 6216.240000000001, "text": " Sorry, one if you're locked. Yo, Kayla with the 5W, Kayla with the five."}, {"start": 6216.240000000001, "end": 6218.040000000001, "text": " Thank you, Kayla with the 5W, Kayla with the..."}, {"start": 6218.040000000001, "end": 6224.84, "text": " Let's go. Warning, this game has made me play from start to finish."}, {"start": 6224.84, "end": 6225.84, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 6225.84, "end": 6237.04, "text": " I remember this, I had to record my own bark that you use throughout the whole game."}, {"start": 6237.04, "end": 6241.2, "text": " For this game we have a specific mechanic that's completely optional to do."}, {"start": 6241.2, "end": 6246.28, "text": " We need you to do a single bark like a dog in the microphone when you press the record"}, {"start": 6246.28, "end": 6248.0, "text": " button below."}, {"start": 6248.0, "end": 6251.28, "text": " The recording will not be saved or used for any other purpose than adding some funnies"}, {"start": 6251.28, "end": 6253.52, "text": " to your own playthrough."}, {"start": 6253.52, "end": 6254.96, "text": " I gotta do that."}, {"start": 6254.96, "end": 6258.46, "text": " So, Lucy with the TNW, Lucy with the TNW."}, {"start": 6261.02, "end": 6262.360000000001, "text": " Ah, ah, ah, ah."}, {"start": 6266.84, "end": 6268.040000000001, "text": " Hold on, I need to turn my volume back up"}, {"start": 6268.040000000001, "end": 6269.0, "text": " and then you go back to the main menu."}, {"start": 6269.0, "end": 6269.84, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 6271.740000000001, "end": 6274.14, "text": " I turned it down because the music was loud."}, {"start": 6275.88, "end": 6278.34, "text": " But he said singular bark, though."}, {"start": 6278.34, "end": 6306.34, "text": " there we go. Do I do sing? Let me do singular bark. That was kind of clean."}, {"start": 6306.34, "end": 6320.62, "text": " I kind of like to do multiple"}, {"start": 6320.62, "end": 6330.62, "text": " I don't think that's the play, bro."}, {"start": 6330.62, "end": 6342.62, "text": " Chihuahua time, Mark."}, {"start": 6342.62, "end": 6344.62, "text": " with the file."}, {"start": 6344.62, "end": 6362.3, "text": " Oh, that was kind of clean."}, {"start": 6362.3, "end": 6364.42, "text": " I'm gonna try to bark like my dog Kaia."}, {"start": 6364.42, "end": 6366.42, "text": " She got a crazy bark."}, {"start": 6366.42, "end": 6367.42, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 6369.42, "end": 6370.42, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 6370.42, "end": 6371.42, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6372.42, "end": 6373.42, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 6375.42, "end": 6376.42, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 6376.42, "end": 6377.42, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6381.42, "end": 6382.42, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 6384.42, "end": 6385.42, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 6387.42, "end": 6391.42, "text": " Do I go chihuahua or like big dog?"}, {"start": 6393.42, "end": 6395.42, "text": " Lucy with the five!"}, {"start": 6396.42, "end": 6398.42, "text": " You're gonna pull."}, {"start": 6406.42, "end": 6408.42, "text": " We've got a photo on that."}, {"start": 6426.42, "end": 6442.62, "text": " It's close but small dogs winning."}, {"start": 6442.62, "end": 6462.42, "text": " Do I do small dog singular bark?"}, {"start": 6462.42, "end": 6464.92, "text": " to the Rick Ross out as a bark."}, {"start": 6464.92, "end": 6465.92, "text": " Perfect!"}, {"start": 6465.92, "end": 6482.3, "text": " Two, not too many, not too little, that's perfect right there."}, {"start": 6482.3, "end": 6488.42, "text": " Two and a dime, perfect!"}, {"start": 6488.42, "end": 6490.42, "text": " Or..."}, {"start": 6490.42, "end": 6492.42, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 6492.42, "end": 6494.42, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 6494.42, "end": 6496.42, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 6496.42, "end": 6498.42, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 6498.42, "end": 6500.42, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 6500.42, "end": 6502.42, "text": " I'm gonna do a two-piece!"}, {"start": 6502.42, "end": 6504.42, "text": " I'm gonna go from like a little dog turned into an evil dog!"}, {"start": 6504.42, "end": 6506.42, "text": " I'm gonna do it quick, though!"}, {"start": 6506.42, "end": 6508.42, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 6508.42, "end": 6510.42, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 6510.42, "end": 6512.42, "text": " No, I should have done that the last second!"}, {"start": 6512.42, "end": 6514.42, "text": " I'm gonna do it quick, though!"}, {"start": 6514.42, "end": 6516.42, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 6516.42, "end": 6518.42, "text": " No, I should have done that the last second."}, {"start": 6518.42, "end": 6519.42, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 6519.42, "end": 6520.42, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 6520.42, "end": 6521.42, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6521.42, "end": 6522.42, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6522.42, "end": 6523.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6523.42, "end": 6524.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6524.42, "end": 6525.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6525.42, "end": 6526.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6526.42, "end": 6527.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6527.42, "end": 6528.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6528.42, "end": 6529.42, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 6529.42, "end": 6530.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6530.42, "end": 6531.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6531.42, "end": 6532.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6532.42, "end": 6533.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6533.42, "end": 6534.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6534.42, "end": 6535.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6535.42, "end": 6536.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6536.42, "end": 6537.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6537.42, "end": 6538.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6538.42, "end": 6539.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6539.42, "end": 6540.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6540.42, "end": 6541.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6541.42, "end": 6542.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6542.42, "end": 6543.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6543.42, "end": 6544.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6544.42, "end": 6545.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6545.42, "end": 6549.42, "text": " Who remembers Chris Plumfield on the billboard from the demo by the way?"}, {"start": 6553.42, "end": 6557.42, "text": " The good dog and his family are on their way to a special place."}, {"start": 6560.42, "end": 6565.42, "text": " A place that will change their lives forever."}, {"start": 6568.42, "end": 6571.42, "text": " Not in a way they expected at all."}, {"start": 6571.42, "end": 6579.42, "text": " But for now, they enjoy each other's company during this beautiful holiday season."}, {"start": 6579.42, "end": 6583.42, "text": " I'm the dog, look at him!"}, {"start": 6583.42, "end": 6586.42, "text": " I farted with the five."}, {"start": 6586.42, "end": 6592.42, "text": " Chad, I'm a dog, Ski. How I bark."}, {"start": 6592.42, "end": 6597.42, "text": " Look how good I am."}, {"start": 6597.42, "end": 6602.42, "text": " Oh, I remember the voice acting."}, {"start": 6602.42, "end": 6605.02, "text": " The voice acting was cinema."}, {"start": 6605.02, "end": 6607.22, "text": " Ryker with the five."}, {"start": 6607.22, "end": 6607.92, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 6607.92, "end": 6610.62, "text": " That's great, honey."}, {"start": 6610.62, "end": 6614.32, "text": " You have a good eye for spotting wild animals."}, {"start": 6614.32, "end": 6615.62, "text": " Hey, don't talk about me like that."}, {"start": 6615.62, "end": 6616.22, "text": " I'm in here."}, {"start": 6620.82, "end": 6624.12, "text": " But not as good as Mr. Peter over here."}, {"start": 6624.12, "end": 6624.72, "text": " That's me."}, {"start": 6624.72, "end": 6625.82, "text": " I'm a doll."}, {"start": 6625.82, "end": 6627.5199999999995, "text": " Isn't that right, Mr. Peanut?"}, {"start": 6627.5199999999995, "end": 6628.5199999999995, "text": " Yeah, lemme bark."}, {"start": 6630.82, "end": 6632.82, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6634.5199999999995, "end": 6635.5199999999995, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 6637.5199999999995, "end": 6639.0199999999995, "text": " That's what I thought."}, {"start": 6639.62, "end": 6640.62, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 6640.82, "end": 6642.82, "text": " We must die in the entire west!"}, {"start": 6642.82, "end": 6643.82, "text": " That's me!"}, {"start": 6644.82, "end": 6647.82, "text": " Gosh, I cannot see anything with this snowboard down."}, {"start": 6650.5199999999995, "end": 6653.0199999999995, "text": " Oh, love, don't worry, you're doing fantastic."}, {"start": 6653.0199999999995, "end": 6655.0199999999995, "text": " Young W voice actor!"}, {"start": 6655.82, "end": 6657.82, "text": " You've also been driving for a while."}, {"start": 6658.82, "end": 6660.82, "text": " Maybe we could stop her a little bit."}, {"start": 6660.82, "end": 6662.82, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I want a snack!"}, {"start": 6662.82, "end": 6665.82, "text": " Oh, and I think I forgot to buy some ingredients for my special turkey."}, {"start": 6666.82, "end": 6668.82, "text": " Turkey, turkey, turkey!"}, {"start": 6672.82, "end": 6673.82, "text": " Is it her that boy?"}, {"start": 6673.82, "end": 6674.82, "text": " Yeah, I did!"}, {"start": 6674.82, "end": 6676.82, "text": " We're gonna have a special turkey meal this weekend!"}, {"start": 6676.82, "end": 6677.82, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 6680.82, "end": 6682.82, "text": " Can we quiet down a bit, sweetie?"}, {"start": 6685.82, "end": 6687.82, "text": " Sorry, Daddy."}, {"start": 6687.82, "end": 6689.82, "text": " It's okay, it's just..."}, {"start": 6689.82, "end": 6691.82, "text": " This is straight cinema."}, {"start": 6691.82, "end": 6693.82, "text": " Super surprised by how chatty he is today."}, {"start": 6694.82, "end": 6696.82, "text": " Well, I can understand y'all."}, {"start": 6696.82, "end": 6699.82, "text": " He really only gets like this after bars."}, {"start": 6699.82, "end": 6701.82, "text": " Hahahaha!"}, {"start": 6715.82, "end": 6737.82, "text": " Yeah, I'm a dog, uh, yeah, I ain't got no brawls, yeah, riding down the road, yeah, I'm gonna take a dump, yeah, need some to eat, yeah, I'm about to jump, yeah."}, {"start": 6738.82, "end": 6741.82, "text": " Yo, April with the TNW, April with the TN."}, {"start": 6741.82, "end": 6744.82, "text": " Really, honey?"}, {"start": 6744.82, "end": 6745.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6745.82, "end": 6746.82, "text": " That wasn't good."}, {"start": 6746.82, "end": 6749.82, "text": " That wasn't good when I do appreciate that one."}, {"start": 6749.82, "end": 6751.82, "text": " I thought you were funny."}, {"start": 6751.82, "end": 6755.82, "text": " I knew I could count on you, champion."}, {"start": 6755.82, "end": 6758.82, "text": " Hey, look how good I am."}, {"start": 6758.82, "end": 6760.82, "text": " I ain't causing no problems."}, {"start": 6760.82, "end": 6761.82, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6768.82, "end": 6770.82, "text": " I haven't even gone for a walk!"}, {"start": 6770.82, "end": 6774.42, "text": " I mean, oh, I can't walk yet."}, {"start": 6774.42, "end": 6777.0599999999995, "text": " Yo, Joll with the five, that's the dev, actually."}, {"start": 6777.0599999999995, "end": 6780.179999999999, "text": " Yo, W-Dev, W-Joll with the five, man."}, {"start": 6780.179999999999, "end": 6782.5, "text": " Please say that, Joll."}, {"start": 6782.5, "end": 6785.0599999999995, "text": " Why do you ask?"}, {"start": 6785.0599999999995, "end": 6785.86, "text": " It's the next thing to do."}, {"start": 6785.86, "end": 6787.86, "text": " W-Dev."}, {"start": 6787.86, "end": 6788.74, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 6788.74, "end": 6791.299999999999, "text": " I think we could use a little leg stretching term."}, {"start": 6791.299999999999, "end": 6792.259999999999, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 6792.259999999999, "end": 6793.62, "text": " Other the Serpentic Lane."}, {"start": 6793.62, "end": 6805.26, "text": " I cooked with that bark, bro."}, {"start": 6805.26, "end": 6809.22, "text": " The happy family took the next exit."}, {"start": 6809.22, "end": 6814.42, "text": " A tiny town before their eyes slowly appeared."}, {"start": 6814.42, "end": 6818.98, "text": " It's jet with the fire."}, {"start": 6818.9800000000005, "end": 6822.42, "text": " A town frozen in the cold winter with a large convenience store."}, {"start": 6824.42, "end": 6828.620000000001, "text": " Time to enjoy a small break from the long ride ahead."}, {"start": 6832.26, "end": 6832.820000000001, "text": " Show me."}, {"start": 6834.06, "end": 6836.3, "text": " It's really cold out here."}, {"start": 6837.540000000001, "end": 6840.46, "text": " I better turn around and see what I think I'm going to see."}, {"start": 6842.580000000001, "end": 6843.660000000001, "text": " Slam with the file."}, {"start": 6843.66, "end": 6850.66, "text": " I'm definitely not as warm as it is at home."}, {"start": 6850.66, "end": 6854.54, "text": " Well they did say it was going to be one of the coldest weekends they ever had so far"}, {"start": 6854.54, "end": 6855.54, "text": " here."}, {"start": 6855.54, "end": 6856.54, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 6856.54, "end": 6857.54, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 6857.54, "end": 6861.94, "text": " Well let's not waste any more time."}, {"start": 6861.94, "end": 6865.099999999999, "text": " Let's go get what we need and get back to the road."}, {"start": 6865.099999999999, "end": 6868.66, "text": " I'm in need of a warm fire once we get to the cabin."}, {"start": 6868.66, "end": 6869.66, "text": " Facts!"}, {"start": 6869.66, "end": 6881.66, "text": " Let's put the leadership, Mr. Planner, and show him around while you go to shop."}, {"start": 6881.66, "end": 6883.66, "text": " Say yes, I'm gonna go for a walk."}, {"start": 6883.66, "end": 6889.66, "text": " Sure honey, but just don't go too far."}, {"start": 6889.66, "end": 6893.66, "text": " Okay, I promise."}, {"start": 6893.66, "end": 6898.66, "text": " There you are, boy."}, {"start": 6898.66, "end": 6905.44, "text": " Be careful and don't talk to strangers. We'll be back Charlie. Love you. Okay. Thank you"}, {"start": 6928.66, "end": 6938.66, "text": " I remember when I seen this in the demo, I was like,"}, {"start": 6938.66, "end": 6962.98, "text": " I remember when I've seen this in the demo dude, oh my goodness man."}, {"start": 6962.9800000000005, "end": 6966.18, "text": " I remember when I seen this in the demo!"}, {"start": 6972.38, "end": 6975.18, "text": " Let me do some sniffing, how you doing? I mean, uh..."}, {"start": 6978.9800000000005, "end": 6980.4800000000005, "text": " Whoa, hey now!"}, {"start": 6980.68, "end": 6981.4800000000005, "text": " Sorry!"}, {"start": 6982.780000000001, "end": 6984.780000000001, "text": " What you sniffing at that, doggie?"}, {"start": 6984.88, "end": 6985.68, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 6986.280000000001, "end": 6991.18, "text": " Sorry, sir. Mr. Billet here is just a little curious, but I got to bite."}, {"start": 6991.18, "end": 6998.18, "text": " Yeah, better not. At a long shift today, I really need a shower."}, {"start": 6998.18, "end": 7000.18, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 7001.18, "end": 7004.18, "text": " Hey, Mr. Pima, is there anyone that could tell?"}, {"start": 7004.18, "end": 7008.18, "text": " Hey, that's messed up! Don't say that, he's right here!"}, {"start": 7008.18, "end": 7010.18, "text": " What did you just say to me?"}, {"start": 7010.18, "end": 7013.18, "text": " I'm gonna bite you, sir, don't you dare!"}, {"start": 7013.18, "end": 7016.18, "text": " Oh, nothing! How did I say?"}, {"start": 7017.18, "end": 7020.18, "text": " Oh yeah, and by the way..."}, {"start": 7021.18, "end": 7023.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7051.18, "end": 7067.34, "text": " Wait, is that what I said when I played the demo?"}, {"start": 7067.34, "end": 7070.34, "text": " Wait, that's me on the radio!"}, {"start": 7083.34, "end": 7085.34, "text": " Facts, no!"}, {"start": 7086.34, "end": 7088.34, "text": " I mean, I mean..."}, {"start": 7088.34, "end": 7090.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7094.7, "end": 7096.7, "text": " W devs for real"}, {"start": 7101.74, "end": 7106.74, "text": " Dude, hey look at this goober. I mean no my bad. I mean, uh"}, {"start": 7110.42, "end": 7112.42, "text": " Go away dog"}, {"start": 7118.34, "end": 7121.34, "text": " Moe with the file!"}, {"start": 7121.34, "end": 7126.34, "text": " That was rude!"}, {"start": 7132.34, "end": 7135.34, "text": " Remember when I fell on my butt trying to ride one of those?"}, {"start": 7135.34, "end": 7137.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7137.34, "end": 7140.34, "text": " And I actually hit all the rows of milk?"}, {"start": 7140.34, "end": 7142.34, "text": " Yeah, I remember that too."}, {"start": 7142.34, "end": 7145.34, "text": " And then daddy paid hundreds of dollars of broken product?"}, {"start": 7145.34, "end": 7147.34, "text": " Yeah, that was messed up."}, {"start": 7147.34, "end": 7160.1, "text": " Oh, yeah, I gotta do the boxes. Hold up. I mean, no, my fault. I mean, we gotta do the,"}, {"start": 7160.1, "end": 7160.9400000000005, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 7164.4800000000005, "end": 7166.4800000000005, "text": " I gotta stay in character, champ, my bad."}, {"start": 7177.280000000001, "end": 7180.0, "text": " Get that mutt away from the prophet!"}, {"start": 7180.0, "end": 7181.660000000001, "text": " Sir, I'm about to bite you!"}, {"start": 7181.660000000001, "end": 7183.76, "text": " Mr. Pearrem, I just feel a little hungry."}, {"start": 7184.84, "end": 7187.84, "text": " Well, he better not try to eat some of these."}, {"start": 7190.1, "end": 7197.1, "text": " All these amazingly fresh, locally grown and organic meats are meant for humans!"}, {"start": 7197.1, "end": 7199.1, "text": " No they're not!"}, {"start": 7201.1, "end": 7203.1, "text": " You waltz for that!"}, {"start": 7206.1, "end": 7210.1, "text": " Not for animals. Sorry."}, {"start": 7210.1, "end": 7218.1, "text": " Now you little tiny little weeny weeny weeny weeny yellow pokeredal at the keenest, modest little peony peas for no kilt puppet!"}, {"start": 7220.1, "end": 7221.1, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7221.1, "end": 7225.58, "text": " Well, I tried, Mr. Peanut."}, {"start": 7225.58, "end": 7227.58, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 7227.58, "end": 7232.02, "text": " Let's get out of here, this dude's an idiot."}, {"start": 7232.02, "end": 7242.780000000001, "text": " Hold one more at ease, by the way."}, {"start": 7242.780000000001, "end": 7248.58, "text": " I got an achievement for barking too much, my bad."}, {"start": 7248.58, "end": 7255.58, "text": " You got scared me, I forgot about that."}, {"start": 7255.58, "end": 7266.58, "text": " He just won over somebody?"}, {"start": 7266.58, "end": 7271.58, "text": " One more smith."}, {"start": 7271.58, "end": 7276.58, "text": " Oh, it's another dog."}, {"start": 7276.58, "end": 7281.58, "text": " I'm really about to do a dog cosplay."}, {"start": 7281.58, "end": 7286.58, "text": " Oh, it's another dog."}, {"start": 7286.58, "end": 7291.58, "text": " Oh, it's another dog."}, {"start": 7291.58, "end": 7308.66, "text": " Oh, looks like you made a friend."}, {"start": 7308.66, "end": 7313.0599999999995, "text": " My dog, Cinder, here is pretty tired from cleaning the park over here."}, {"start": 7313.0599999999995, "end": 7316.74, "text": " Oh, he's so cute!"}, {"start": 7316.74, "end": 7318.24, "text": " No, right?"}, {"start": 7318.24, "end": 7321.0599999999995, "text": " Yeah, he cool."}, {"start": 7321.06, "end": 7324.5, "text": " He loves a good baseball."}, {"start": 7324.5, "end": 7325.38, "text": " Well, that's cool."}, {"start": 7330.820000000001, "end": 7331.620000000001, "text": " Recap?"}, {"start": 7331.620000000001, "end": 7336.820000000001, "text": " We're playing as a dog on a family vacation."}, {"start": 7336.820000000001, "end": 7340.02, "text": " It must be nice being a dog, huh, Chad?"}, {"start": 7340.02, "end": 7341.14, "text": " You didn't be thinking about it."}, {"start": 7341.14, "end": 7342.1, "text": " You just doing stuff."}, {"start": 7342.1, "end": 7342.820000000001, "text": " Oh, look."}, {"start": 7342.820000000001, "end": 7344.740000000001, "text": " The bus just left."}, {"start": 7344.740000000001, "end": 7346.820000000001, "text": " It means we're the more of the fun."}, {"start": 7346.820000000001, "end": 7349.3, "text": " Come on, Mr. Peabody."}, {"start": 7349.3, "end": 7351.02, "text": " Please, the way."}, {"start": 7351.02, "end": 7353.9400000000005, "text": " Why are we playing this again? I'll ban you right now."}, {"start": 7353.9400000000005, "end": 7356.620000000001, "text": " I done said 15 times this was a demo."}, {"start": 7356.620000000001, "end": 7357.9800000000005, "text": " Matter of fact, hold this."}, {"start": 7364.02, "end": 7365.620000000001, "text": " Matter of fact, hold that."}, {"start": 7368.660000000001, "end": 7370.320000000001, "text": " Why are we playing this again?"}, {"start": 7370.320000000001, "end": 7372.76, "text": " Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah."}, {"start": 7372.76, "end": 7373.76, "text": " It was a demo."}, {"start": 7377.6, "end": 7380.3, "text": " Somebody turn the lights off here."}, {"start": 7380.3, "end": 7381.5, "text": " I kind of like it."}, {"start": 7382.54, "end": 7384.14, "text": " Oh, we play fetch here, don't we?"}, {"start": 7384.14, "end": 7386.22, "text": " You don't want to play catch point?"}, {"start": 7386.22, "end": 7387.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7387.06, "end": 7387.900000000001, "text": " Oh, get it."}, {"start": 7387.900000000001, "end": 7388.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7394.62, "end": 7396.46, "text": " I thought it was there, oh, there it is."}, {"start": 7398.22, "end": 7400.38, "text": " Hey, I got it."}, {"start": 7402.5, "end": 7404.38, "text": " Look at me, Chad, I'm a good dog."}, {"start": 7406.9800000000005, "end": 7409.1, "text": " Again, again, again, again."}, {"start": 7409.1, "end": 7410.1, "text": " Okay, I'm good."}, {"start": 7410.1, "end": 7410.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 7416.34, "end": 7418.18, "text": " You think I'm gonna fall over that trick?"}, {"start": 7418.18, "end": 7420.04, "text": " I know you didn't throw that."}, {"start": 7420.04, "end": 7421.34, "text": " Oh, never mind you do that."}, {"start": 7422.620000000001, "end": 7424.240000000001, "text": " Yeah, y'all gonna do that trick with your dog"}, {"start": 7424.240000000001, "end": 7426.740000000001, "text": " and I'll try to throw it and you hold it the whole time?"}, {"start": 7432.740000000001, "end": 7434.18, "text": " Go, get it, go."}, {"start": 7434.18, "end": 7435.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7440.1, "end": 7442.26, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, jump scare alert."}, {"start": 7442.26, "end": 7443.660000000001, "text": " I remember this one, the demo."}, {"start": 7447.900000000001, "end": 7451.34, "text": " Yeah, who is that, bro?"}, {"start": 7451.34, "end": 7452.34, "text": " Hi, Dottie."}, {"start": 7453.54, "end": 7455.26, "text": " Aren't you a cute one?"}, {"start": 7460.26, "end": 7461.620000000001, "text": " Sorry, sir."}, {"start": 7461.620000000001, "end": 7464.620000000001, "text": " I didn't mean to throw the ball at you."}, {"start": 7464.620000000001, "end": 7466.620000000001, "text": " I couldn't see you behind the snowman."}, {"start": 7466.62, "end": 7478.0199999999995, "text": " Oh, don't worry, sweet child, perhaps this wasn't an accident."}, {"start": 7478.0199999999995, "end": 7479.22, "text": " Hey, I'm a dog, by the way."}, {"start": 7479.22, "end": 7481.0199999999995, "text": " I will bite you."}, {"start": 7481.0199999999995, "end": 7488.82, "text": " I can sense a darkness following your furry friend."}, {"start": 7488.82, "end": 7490.12, "text": " Cat."}, {"start": 7490.12, "end": 7495.76, "text": " Something he can see that a human eye can miss."}, {"start": 7495.76, "end": 7499.76, "text": " Okay, you're weird, sir."}, {"start": 7499.76, "end": 7500.76, "text": " Facts!"}, {"start": 7500.76, "end": 7504.76, "text": " Where have you been?"}, {"start": 7504.76, "end": 7507.76, "text": " I was a creepy dude to talk to to us!"}, {"start": 7507.76, "end": 7510.76, "text": " We've been looking everywhere from both of you."}, {"start": 7513.76, "end": 7514.76, "text": " Relax!"}, {"start": 7514.76, "end": 7518.76, "text": " Sorry, we were just talking to this weird man."}, {"start": 7518.76, "end": 7530.06, "text": " What's going on now?"}, {"start": 7530.06, "end": 7532.18, "text": " We still got some drive to do."}, {"start": 7532.18, "end": 7533.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7533.18, "end": 7534.18, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 7534.18, "end": 7538.9800000000005, "text": " I want to play fetch."}, {"start": 7538.9800000000005, "end": 7542.58, "text": " Not everything went their way during this happy vacation."}, {"start": 7542.58, "end": 7546.860000000001, "text": " That's not good."}, {"start": 7546.860000000001, "end": 7552.660000000001, "text": " So close to their destination, yet the car had gotten stuck."}, {"start": 7552.660000000001, "end": 7558.820000000001, "text": " A large amount of snow was the reason to this problem."}, {"start": 7558.820000000001, "end": 7561.02, "text": " Yeah, this music of five, by the way."}, {"start": 7565.22, "end": 7567.3, "text": " But no matter what, they shall still"}, {"start": 7567.3, "end": 7569.540000000001, "text": " find enjoyment to this weekend."}, {"start": 7569.54, "end": 7576.54, "text": " That's not a great, that's just great."}, {"start": 7576.54, "end": 7578.54, "text": " The car's not."}, {"start": 7578.54, "end": 7581.54, "text": " Good thing I gotta help, I'm just a dog."}, {"start": 7581.54, "end": 7583.54, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 7583.54, "end": 7585.54, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 7585.54, "end": 7588.54, "text": " For ever making this."}, {"start": 7588.54, "end": 7590.54, "text": " That's not."}, {"start": 7590.54, "end": 7595.54, "text": " I'll guess who it is!"}, {"start": 7595.54, "end": 7597.54, "text": " Guess who it is!"}, {"start": 7602.54, "end": 7604.54, "text": " Guess who it is!"}, {"start": 7625.54, "end": 7632.54, "text": " and"}, {"start": 7632.54, "end": 7635.54, "text": " and"}, {"start": 7635.54, "end": 7638.54, "text": " and"}, {"start": 7638.54, "end": 7641.54, "text": " and"}, {"start": 7641.54, "end": 7643.54, "text": " and"}, {"start": 7643.54, "end": 7645.54, "text": " and"}, {"start": 7645.54, "end": 7648.54, "text": " and"}, {"start": 7648.54, "end": 7653.54, "text": " and"}, {"start": 7653.54, "end": 7662.14, "text": " I got a couple of"}, {"start": 7662.14, "end": 7664.98, "text": " of my friends to help out."}, {"start": 7664.98, "end": 7670.34, "text": " You've been buried in bodies, you're a serial killer and I ain't talking lucky talk."}, {"start": 7670.34, "end": 7671.34, "text": " Thank you, Phillip."}, {"start": 7671.34, "end": 7672.34, "text": " That would be amazing."}, {"start": 7672.34, "end": 7673.34, "text": " I mean, I can't talk."}, {"start": 7673.34, "end": 7674.34, "text": " I'm a dog."}, {"start": 7674.34, "end": 7675.34, "text": " Let me chill."}, {"start": 7675.34, "end": 7688.54, "text": " I am staying warm in the car, you are welcome to come on this off on the car too sweetie."}, {"start": 7688.54, "end": 7692.9400000000005, "text": " No, I've got something found."}, {"start": 7692.9400000000005, "end": 7693.9400000000005, "text": " Facts!"}, {"start": 7693.9400000000005, "end": 7697.74, "text": " Well, y'all the rental is the first on the right."}, {"start": 7697.74, "end": 7701.74, "text": " How you know where house were went by the way?"}, {"start": 7701.74, "end": 7702.9400000000005, "text": " How you know that Phillip?"}, {"start": 7702.9400000000005, "end": 7706.9400000000005, "text": " It's not a big block for her until we get the car moving."}, {"start": 7706.9400000000005, "end": 7709.9400000000005, "text": " That poor dog's probably itching to run around a bit too."}, {"start": 7709.9400000000005, "end": 7712.9400000000005, "text": " You don't speak for me!"}, {"start": 7714.9400000000005, "end": 7717.9400000000005, "text": " You can go check out the household work on this."}, {"start": 7717.9400000000005, "end": 7719.9400000000005, "text": " Just wait for us when you get there."}, {"start": 7719.9400000000005, "end": 7723.9400000000005, "text": " Is the dad not gonna question how this dude knows what rental we're staying in?"}, {"start": 7723.9400000000005, "end": 7724.9400000000005, "text": " Luke is with the five."}, {"start": 7724.9400000000005, "end": 7726.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, daddy, I love you."}, {"start": 7726.9400000000005, "end": 7736.9400000000005, "text": " Don't worry dear, me and your dad will get that thing moving quickly."}, {"start": 7736.9400000000005, "end": 7743.9400000000005, "text": " Hey, hey, hold up now."}, {"start": 7743.9400000000005, "end": 7751.9400000000005, "text": " Hey, hey, hey, hold up now."}, {"start": 7751.9400000000005, "end": 7754.9400000000005, "text": " Hey! Hold up!"}, {"start": 7754.9400000000005, "end": 7759.200000000001, "text": " Is this dude a bodybuilder or something?"}, {"start": 7759.200000000001, "end": 7761.9400000000005, "text": " Something like a paxful bodybuilder."}, {"start": 7761.9400000000005, "end": 7765.4400000000005, "text": " What's going on with Dad?"}, {"start": 7765.4400000000005, "end": 7770.9400000000005, "text": " Why is the A's our dad a bodybuilder?"}, {"start": 7770.9400000000005, "end": 7773.9400000000005, "text": " Dookie muckbang with the fire."}, {"start": 7773.9400000000005, "end": 7775.6, "text": " Hey, I think it's this way."}, {"start": 7775.6, "end": 7777.6, "text": " AKA, uh..."}, {"start": 7785.6, "end": 7791.6, "text": " Hey, it's weird, hey chat, no joke, it's weird how that dude knows what house we're staying at, don't for real."}, {"start": 7797.6, "end": 7799.6, "text": " Oh my, bro, stop."}, {"start": 7805.6, "end": 7829.200000000001, "text": " I just saw somebody in the window, bruh."}, {"start": 7829.2, "end": 7836.2, "text": " Come on, Mr. Pinlock, let's check out the backyard."}, {"start": 7836.2, "end": 7839.24, "text": " Cap, I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 7839.24, "end": 7841.16, "text": " I saw somebody in the second-story window."}, {"start": 7841.16, "end": 7842.16, "text": " I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 7842.16, "end": 7843.16, "text": " I'm not joking."}, {"start": 7843.16, "end": 7844.16, "text": " Legends with the fire."}, {"start": 7844.16, "end": 7854.16, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 7854.16, "end": 7861.16, "text": " Legends with the five."}, {"start": 7861.16, "end": 7867.16, "text": " It's still in two X."}, {"start": 7867.16, "end": 7872.16, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 7872.16, "end": 7875.72, "text": " Second story window it looks like somebody's banging on the window"}, {"start": 7877.139999999999, "end": 7879.139999999999, "text": " Look at that right there"}, {"start": 7880.5, "end": 7883.639999999999, "text": " And then they disappear I told y'all"}, {"start": 7886.8, "end": 7891.599999999999, "text": " Yo appreciate the five get this thank you booty twerk and the and the 500 bits to thank you I"}, {"start": 7893.5, "end": 7895.94, "text": " Told y'all chat you gotta believe me sometimes"}, {"start": 7898.94, "end": 7900.94, "text": " You just gotta believe me"}, {"start": 7902.16, "end": 7912.16, "text": " We're working with like four pixels."}, {"start": 7912.16, "end": 7919.16, "text": " It's my strain quality bad."}, {"start": 7919.16, "end": 7925.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7925.16, "end": 7927.16, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7927.16, "end": 7928.16, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 7928.16, "end": 7929.16, "text": " Hey, don't be lying."}, {"start": 7929.16, "end": 7930.16, "text": " Hey, Badaway, though."}, {"start": 7930.16, "end": 7939.16, "text": " Oh, it's been candy that they dropped on the ground and then had it for five seconds and"}, {"start": 7939.16, "end": 7942.46, "text": " then ate it anyways."}, {"start": 7942.46, "end": 7945.46, "text": " She added extra to that."}, {"start": 7945.46, "end": 7950.96, "text": " I've never seen a backyard with a hand."}, {"start": 7950.96, "end": 7951.96, "text": " Go hand with the file."}, {"start": 7951.96, "end": 7954.96, "text": " This is like four or five football fields."}, {"start": 7954.96, "end": 7956.96, "text": " I don't know about all the hat, but..."}, {"start": 7959.6, "end": 7961.6, "text": " Wanna play some catch boy?"}, {"start": 7961.6, "end": 7963.6, "text": " Yeah, yeah, let's do it!"}, {"start": 7965.68, "end": 7967.68, "text": " I'm really nature sound."}, {"start": 7968.72, "end": 7971.92, "text": " I don't think that was no nature sound. I sound like Siren Head or something."}, {"start": 7974.08, "end": 7976.08, "text": " They're here!"}, {"start": 7977.36, "end": 7979.6, "text": " The last one to the corner is a sticky dog!"}, {"start": 7979.6, "end": 7981.6, "text": " You ain't gonna beat me, I'm a dog!"}, {"start": 7981.6, "end": 7986.6, "text": " There ain't no way you beat me!"}, {"start": 7986.6, "end": 7991.6, "text": " Uh, there you both are."}, {"start": 7991.6, "end": 7996.6, "text": " Thanks to Phillip. We got out there quickly."}, {"start": 7996.6, "end": 7999.6, "text": " W Phillip, I still don't trust him though."}, {"start": 7999.6, "end": 8001.6, "text": " It's not that."}, {"start": 8001.6, "end": 8004.6, "text": " Always a pleasure to help new friends."}, {"start": 8004.6, "end": 8007.6, "text": " Well, I'm gonna go, uh, rent this place for you."}, {"start": 8007.6, "end": 8009.6, "text": " You asking too many questions, Phillip."}, {"start": 8009.6, "end": 8011.320000000001, "text": " Oh, just for the weekend, really."}, {"start": 8013.320000000001, "end": 8016.240000000001, "text": " We wanted to experience the snow in all its beauty."}, {"start": 8017.68, "end": 8019.200000000001, "text": " Now what a beauty, right?"}, {"start": 8021.72, "end": 8024.68, "text": " Calm, the cold, the nature."}, {"start": 8024.68, "end": 8025.52, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 8027.0, "end": 8029.280000000001, "text": " Combo meal of perfection."}, {"start": 8029.280000000001, "end": 8030.120000000001, "text": " Aha."}, {"start": 8032.68, "end": 8034.68, "text": " That's my way to put it."}, {"start": 8037.4800000000005, "end": 8039.04, "text": " Oh my God, speaking of meal,"}, {"start": 8039.04, "end": 8041.54, "text": " Would you like to join us for some nice dinner?"}, {"start": 8047.44, "end": 8049.74, "text": " It's the least we can do in the house."}, {"start": 8049.74, "end": 8051.84, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta, you gotta,"}, {"start": 8051.84, "end": 8054.74, "text": " you gotta ma's voice after going across."}, {"start": 8054.74, "end": 8056.44, "text": " Hehehehehe."}, {"start": 8056.44, "end": 8057.84, "text": " Borrow, friendos."}, {"start": 8061.44, "end": 8063.54, "text": " I got a nice stew waiting on the stove for me."}, {"start": 8063.54, "end": 8065.24, "text": " A stew?"}, {"start": 8065.24, "end": 8067.84, "text": " Plus, I would prefer you all relaxed and settled in tonight"}, {"start": 8067.84, "end": 8076.360000000001, "text": " after such a long ride tomorrow it isn't thank you so much yeah w fillip chat no"}, {"start": 8076.360000000001, "end": 8083.12, "text": " problems and if y'all need me I'm always just a short walk away that sounds"}, {"start": 8083.12, "end": 8087.2, "text": " kind of sinister not gonna lie but thank you"}, {"start": 8087.2, "end": 8092.2, "text": " Let's go inside, it's cold out here!"}, {"start": 8092.2, "end": 8095.2, "text": " Alright, enough of the cold!"}, {"start": 8095.2, "end": 8098.2, "text": " Of course, Harry."}, {"start": 8098.2, "end": 8101.2, "text": " Let's get our stuff and get inside."}, {"start": 8101.2, "end": 8104.2, "text": " I got a good feeling about this weekend."}, {"start": 8104.2, "end": 8108.2, "text": " Keep another good thing about me and the dog, this wing gotta carry nothing inside, we just walk."}, {"start": 8108.2, "end": 8112.2, "text": " Man, that's cold in here!"}, {"start": 8112.2, "end": 8117.2, "text": " The welcoming warmth of the rental brings joy to the family."}, {"start": 8122.2, "end": 8127.2, "text": " They all brought their luggage quickly, one by one, except for me, because I'm a dollar."}, {"start": 8130.2, "end": 8135.2, "text": " The large living room presenting itself combined with the smell of dust."}, {"start": 8137.2, "end": 8141.2, "text": " It feels like no one's been here for a while."}, {"start": 8142.2, "end": 8154.76, "text": " W cabin though. No Joe. Wow. This place is so much nicer on the inside. The outside gave"}, {"start": 8154.76, "end": 8169.72, "text": " me like. Sorry old calabar. Yeah, me too. Yeah. There's a killer in the toilet studio."}, {"start": 8169.72, "end": 8172.92, "text": " Yes, there is. It's called me, because I've been eating some cereal."}, {"start": 8172.92, "end": 8178.320000000001, "text": " If he ever pours a punch in my blueberry blast with extra marshmallows."}, {"start": 8178.320000000001, "end": 8180.72, "text": " Don't worry, no one will."}, {"start": 8182.72, "end": 8184.72, "text": " I'm going to go check on the kitchen."}, {"start": 8184.72, "end": 8185.72, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 8185.72, "end": 8189.22, "text": " I want to see if it's as big as the pictures they showed online."}, {"start": 8190.22, "end": 8191.72, "text": " Do I have to just do whatever I want to?"}, {"start": 8191.72, "end": 8193.220000000001, "text": " I'll get the fire ready for us all."}, {"start": 8193.720000000001, "end": 8198.02, "text": " Oh, I remember him busting the most devious pose ever in the demo."}, {"start": 8198.02, "end": 8199.220000000001, "text": " Oh no, don't do it."}, {"start": 8199.72, "end": 8202.72, "text": " I'm gonna see how comfy my room is!"}, {"start": 8202.72, "end": 8204.72, "text": " He got the bus to Bose."}, {"start": 8207.72, "end": 8210.72, "text": " I remember him doing the crazy-"}, {"start": 8210.72, "end": 8212.72, "text": " OH NO!"}, {"start": 8212.72, "end": 8215.72, "text": " When I was there, I was gonna hope to, I'm gonna get a sandwich."}, {"start": 8215.72, "end": 8218.72, "text": " I would just get the hoagie bread."}, {"start": 8218.72, "end": 8223.72, "text": " Like, the sub bowl with like seeds on it."}, {"start": 8223.72, "end": 8224.72, "text": " Just the bread."}, {"start": 8224.72, "end": 8228.72, "text": " And I would head over to the fountain soda area."}, {"start": 8228.72, "end": 8232.8, "text": " and I would get a big glass of my beers."}, {"start": 8232.8, "end": 8237.599999999999, "text": " And then I would sit down and dunk the hokey roll"}, {"start": 8237.599999999999, "end": 8240.48, "text": " into a big cold glass of root beer,"}, {"start": 8240.48, "end": 8242.64, "text": " kind of like dipping so sweetly."}, {"start": 8242.64, "end": 8245.8, "text": " All right, let's get our smells in, because we're a dog."}, {"start": 8245.8, "end": 8247.76, "text": " We got to get used to the place that we're"}, {"start": 8247.76, "end": 8248.88, "text": " going to be at for a while."}, {"start": 8248.88, "end": 8254.679999999998, "text": " I would pour two up with the water."}, {"start": 8254.679999999998, "end": 8256.199999999999, "text": " OK, that kind of scared me a little bit."}, {"start": 8256.199999999999, "end": 8257.119999999999, "text": " I'm not a cat, though."}, {"start": 8257.119999999999, "end": 8258.0, "text": " That ain't my job."}, {"start": 8258.0, "end": 8264.64, "text": " I'm gonna make you regret this oh my"}, {"start": 8267.28, "end": 8269.28, "text": " You good in here"}, {"start": 8271.36, "end": 8277.82, "text": " Hey, what's in here? I can't open doors. I'm a dog. I'm tripping"}, {"start": 8279.12, "end": 8286.62, "text": " Are you okay? Look at the size of this place. It is a big house. I mean"}, {"start": 8286.62, "end": 8289.62, "text": " They're on to me, I gotta quit talkin'."}, {"start": 8289.62, "end": 8292.62, "text": " Oh, ASMR, ASMR, listen."}, {"start": 8301.62, "end": 8302.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8304.62, "end": 8305.62, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 8305.62, "end": 8306.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8307.62, "end": 8309.62, "text": " What are you doing in there, Mr. Peanut?"}, {"start": 8309.62, "end": 8311.62, "text": " I'm just, I'm just, I'm just smelling."}, {"start": 8311.62, "end": 8314.62, "text": " Don't tell me you found leftovers from the previous ventures."}, {"start": 8314.62, "end": 8315.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8315.62, "end": 8317.62, "text": " Get out of the pantry before you make a mess."}, {"start": 8327.820000000002, "end": 8329.820000000002, "text": " I would just smellin'!"}, {"start": 8345.62, "end": 8361.820000000002, "text": " I'm going to bark at it."}, {"start": 8361.820000000002, "end": 8368.300000000001, "text": " I'll kiss her some- There's a dog in here!"}, {"start": 8368.3, "end": 8370.3, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 8370.3, "end": 8374.3, "text": " I'm not sleeping with that scary thing you're staring at, you idiot."}, {"start": 8376.3, "end": 8377.3, "text": " Dude, it must be..."}, {"start": 8377.3, "end": 8380.3, "text": " Chad, you wanna be a dog? I like being a dog, man."}, {"start": 8381.3, "end": 8382.3, "text": " What's up, kid?"}, {"start": 8382.3, "end": 8383.3, "text": " Big room, I got it!"}, {"start": 8383.3, "end": 8384.3, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 8386.3, "end": 8388.3, "text": " What are you sniffing at?"}, {"start": 8388.3, "end": 8390.3, "text": " I'm just, you know, getting used to the place."}, {"start": 8390.3, "end": 8394.3, "text": " I'll give you some of my beef jerky that I stuck in my bag later."}, {"start": 8394.3, "end": 8395.3, "text": " Please, please."}, {"start": 8395.3, "end": 8397.3, "text": " I'll remember you said that too."}, {"start": 8398.9, "end": 8400.9, "text": " Yo Jackson with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 8402.9, "end": 8408.099999999999, "text": " Yo, for a, uh, for a big cabin, the layout is called..."}, {"start": 8408.099999999999, "end": 8410.099999999999, "text": " Ain't I in the bathroom in here?"}, {"start": 8414.099999999999, "end": 8416.099999999999, "text": " Yeah, I'll remember that."}, {"start": 8416.099999999999, "end": 8418.099999999999, "text": " I like it."}, {"start": 8420.099999999999, "end": 8422.099999999999, "text": " I'll remember that."}, {"start": 8425.3, "end": 8431.3, "text": " Bro, why do I look like that?"}, {"start": 8431.3, "end": 8436.3, "text": " It's my cook-a-saw."}, {"start": 8436.3, "end": 8440.3, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8440.3, "end": 8447.3, "text": " What is that smell?"}, {"start": 8447.3, "end": 8457.3, "text": " Yeah, hold up."}, {"start": 8457.3, "end": 8459.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8459.3, "end": 8470.3, "text": " Yo, Jackson with the 50 give the W Jackson with the 50 give the thank you."}, {"start": 8470.3, "end": 8473.3, "text": " W Jackson with the 50 for I appreciate that Jackson."}, {"start": 8473.3, "end": 8476.3, "text": " Thank you for the 50."}, {"start": 8476.3, "end": 8489.779999999999, "text": " the weird smell I can't get the door to open up there's probably a body in there"}, {"start": 8489.779999999999, "end": 8498.38, "text": " I vaguely remember from the demo what happened it was a hundred yo Jackson"}, {"start": 8498.38, "end": 8502.98, "text": " with the hundred gift and yo W Jackson with the hundred gift and Lord have"}, {"start": 8502.98, "end": 8509.619999999999, "text": " Have mercy. W Jackson for real, and I appreciate that, Jackson. Thank you for 100. That's insane."}, {"start": 8509.619999999999, "end": 8512.98, "text": " With that weird smell, our chance is probably mulled."}, {"start": 8512.98, "end": 8513.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8513.98, "end": 8514.98, "text": " Eww."}, {"start": 8514.98, "end": 8515.98, "text": " Ta-da."}, {"start": 8515.98, "end": 8528.619999999999, "text": " Yo, Jackson with another 150 again. Lord have mercy. Mercy Jackson is crazy. W Jackson"}, {"start": 8528.62, "end": 8533.62, "text": " with the 150 gifted, oh my goodness, Jackson's crazy."}, {"start": 8533.880000000001, "end": 8536.900000000001, "text": " He told me, Jackson, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 8536.900000000001, "end": 8539.220000000001, "text": " Bruh, I still got it."}, {"start": 8539.220000000001, "end": 8541.02, "text": " You built a fire, man."}, {"start": 8541.02, "end": 8542.42, "text": " You act like you just went outside"}, {"start": 8542.42, "end": 8545.300000000001, "text": " like Bear Grylls and survived three weeks"}, {"start": 8545.300000000001, "end": 8547.26, "text": " in the wilderness, come on, man."}, {"start": 8547.26, "end": 8550.18, "text": " Just like that, the warm fire's finally ready."}, {"start": 8551.34, "end": 8554.660000000002, "text": " Jackson, with another 50 again, Jackson is going crazy."}, {"start": 8554.660000000002, "end": 8557.460000000001, "text": " I appreciate you, Jackson, thank you."}, {"start": 8557.460000000001, "end": 8559.460000000001, "text": " Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!"}, {"start": 8559.460000000001, "end": 8561.460000000001, "text": " That is crazy, no joke."}, {"start": 8561.460000000001, "end": 8563.460000000001, "text": " Come on, buddy. Let's get ourselves aboard."}, {"start": 8563.460000000001, "end": 8565.460000000001, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 8565.460000000001, "end": 8567.460000000001, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 8571.460000000001, "end": 8573.460000000001, "text": " So I'm a good dog, huh?"}, {"start": 8579.460000000001, "end": 8581.460000000001, "text": " Now it feels a lot more cozier."}, {"start": 8581.460000000001, "end": 8583.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, it does."}, {"start": 8583.460000000001, "end": 8587.460000000001, "text": " What are we gonna eat? I'm hungry!"}, {"start": 8589.460000000001, "end": 8592.460000000001, "text": " I'm not sure if I want to cook after all that traveling."}, {"start": 8593.460000000001, "end": 8595.460000000001, "text": " You will for that. You will for that."}, {"start": 8595.460000000001, "end": 8596.460000000001, "text": " How about we order out tonight?"}, {"start": 8596.460000000001, "end": 8599.460000000001, "text": " Yeah! What am I getting excited for?"}, {"start": 8600.460000000001, "end": 8601.460000000001, "text": " I'm a doll!"}, {"start": 8603.460000000001, "end": 8609.460000000001, "text": " Jackson with another 50 again. Jackson is insane. W. Jackson with another 50 again."}, {"start": 8609.460000000001, "end": 8613.300000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness. I appreciate that Jackson. Thank you."}, {"start": 8613.300000000001, "end": 8618.160000000002, "text": " Oh, I could go for a nice pepperoni and mushrooms."}, {"start": 8618.160000000002, "end": 8621.820000000002, "text": " Me? In this is on the mushroom! I love mushrooms!"}, {"start": 8621.820000000002, "end": 8623.6, "text": " Y'all know how I am with mushrooms."}, {"start": 8623.6, "end": 8627.1, "text": " Ew, mushrooms!"}, {"start": 8627.1, "end": 8629.7, "text": " Excuse me, kid?"}, {"start": 8629.7, "end": 8631.900000000001, "text": " Why don't any of your situation..."}, {"start": 8631.900000000001, "end": 8633.1, "text": " Those are gross!"}, {"start": 8633.1, "end": 8636.1, "text": " Good luck with that. All right, Colin."}, {"start": 8636.1, "end": 8641.1, "text": " Don't worry, I'll take them off your slice, honey."}, {"start": 8641.1, "end": 8643.1, "text": " Mushrooms are not nasty, uh-uh."}, {"start": 8643.1, "end": 8646.1, "text": " I'm gonna have a pack of Mr. Pearsoy and we'll be way."}, {"start": 8646.1, "end": 8648.1, "text": " Can y'all order me a pizza, too?"}, {"start": 8648.1, "end": 8649.1, "text": " Please?"}, {"start": 8649.1, "end": 8652.1, "text": " Matter of fact, I don't want to be a doll, never mind."}, {"start": 8652.1, "end": 8655.1, "text": " What are we talking about?"}, {"start": 8655.1, "end": 8658.1, "text": " Oh, it's the talking thing!"}, {"start": 8658.1, "end": 8660.1, "text": " Seth."}, {"start": 8660.1, "end": 8662.1, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8662.1, "end": 8664.1, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8664.1, "end": 8683.5, "text": " Sweet, sweet, today, eat, walkies, food, walkies, walkies, walkies, walkies, walkies,"}, {"start": 8683.5, "end": 8684.34, "text": " Fuckies."}, {"start": 8687.16, "end": 8688.5, "text": " Water."}, {"start": 8688.5, "end": 8689.62, "text": " Food."}, {"start": 8689.62, "end": 8690.62, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8690.62, "end": 8691.46, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 8691.46, "end": 8692.54, "text": " Food."}, {"start": 8692.54, "end": 8693.38, "text": " Food."}, {"start": 8693.38, "end": 8694.7, "text": " Food."}, {"start": 8694.7, "end": 8695.86, "text": " Food."}, {"start": 8695.86, "end": 8696.7, "text": " Food."}, {"start": 8696.7, "end": 8699.06, "text": " Why not buy a pen and pen, Jen?"}, {"start": 8699.06, "end": 8701.18, "text": " Oh, yes."}, {"start": 8701.18, "end": 8702.1, "text": " Boop."}, {"start": 8702.1, "end": 8703.1, "text": " Beep."}, {"start": 8703.1, "end": 8708.58, "text": " Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop."}, {"start": 8710.58, "end": 8713.42, "text": " Let's make some noise!"}, {"start": 8713.42, "end": 8715.42, "text": " Lord have mercy!"}, {"start": 8723.42, "end": 8733.42, "text": " Jackson with another 50. Jackson is going crazy. W. Jackson with another 50 again. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 8737.42, "end": 8739.42, "text": " Drink water. Where's my... Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 8743.42, "end": 8748.42, "text": " I did the voice acting for that by the way."}, {"start": 8748.42, "end": 8749.42, "text": " Who, who not?"}, {"start": 8749.42, "end": 8751.42, "text": " I'll get it."}, {"start": 8758.42, "end": 8760.42, "text": " Oh, sorry for the way."}, {"start": 8760.42, "end": 8763.42, "text": " You really live out in the middle of nowhere."}, {"start": 8763.42, "end": 8766.42, "text": " Didn't even know we were even delivered out here."}, {"start": 8766.42, "end": 8767.42, "text": " Creepy."}, {"start": 8767.42, "end": 8768.42, "text": " Oh, this?"}, {"start": 8768.42, "end": 8770.42, "text": " It's a rental actually, isn't it?"}, {"start": 8770.42, "end": 8779.22, "text": " Don't give a s**t if it's a rental or a house she bought."}, {"start": 8779.22, "end": 8782.54, "text": " I just want to get the f**k out of here."}, {"start": 8782.54, "end": 8785.02, "text": " You better not give him no tip for this!"}, {"start": 8785.02, "end": 8787.78, "text": " I got literally 10 more deliveries to make tonight."}, {"start": 8787.78, "end": 8790.9, "text": " Hey, I'm about to go buy your car tire so you can't leave."}, {"start": 8790.9, "end": 8792.9, "text": " Now you're gonna be rude like that."}, {"start": 8792.9, "end": 8794.9, "text": " $50.60"}, {"start": 8802.58, "end": 8804.58, "text": " Oh sure there you go"}, {"start": 8805.58, "end": 8812.18, "text": " Look, let me keep it on as buck with you. I drove 28 miles"}, {"start": 8813.26, "end": 8815.26, "text": " You know how far that is?"}, {"start": 8815.66, "end": 8819.5, "text": " We're in the middle of nowhere, and I still have 10 more deliveries to go"}, {"start": 8820.22, "end": 8822.22, "text": " And if you don't tip I swear"}, {"start": 8823.8, "end": 8825.8, "text": " Just say the word I'll bite him"}, {"start": 8827.46, "end": 8833.94, "text": " W Jackson with another 25 gift at W Jackson. Oh sure sure here's an extra three dollars"}, {"start": 8834.46, "end": 8837.18, "text": " Don't even give him that. Thank you for pepperoni"}, {"start": 8838.539999999999, "end": 8839.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8839.5, "end": 8841.98, "text": " Now look, that's what they paid me to say"}, {"start": 8842.9, "end": 8844.9, "text": " Anyways, yeah"}, {"start": 8846.779999999999, "end": 8850.74, "text": " He's spitting that pizza here everyone now he's spitting that"}, {"start": 8852.9, "end": 8859.9, "text": " I want pee."}, {"start": 8859.9, "end": 8872.9, "text": " I want pee."}, {"start": 8872.9, "end": 8881.9, "text": " Hey, ooh."}, {"start": 8881.9, "end": 8883.9, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 8887.3, "end": 8889.3, "text": " Hey, please"}, {"start": 8891.58, "end": 8893.58, "text": " Please"}, {"start": 8894.42, "end": 8898.22, "text": " Joggins there to opening"}, {"start": 8911.9, "end": 8917.9, "text": " Oh my goodness, man."}, {"start": 8917.9, "end": 8923.9, "text": " Dude, what a face, man."}, {"start": 8923.9, "end": 8929.9, "text": " Somebody give me a pee."}, {"start": 8929.9, "end": 8935.9, "text": " Hey, what is he barking about?"}, {"start": 8935.9, "end": 8937.9, "text": " What is he barking about?"}, {"start": 8937.9, "end": 8939.9, "text": " I hear something!"}, {"start": 8939.9, "end": 8941.9, "text": " I think I heard something in the basement, no!"}, {"start": 8941.9, "end": 8943.9, "text": " Hmm, that's again me?"}, {"start": 8943.9, "end": 8945.9, "text": " Like the one in Stearn Mom?"}, {"start": 8945.9, "end": 8947.9, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 8965.9, "end": 8972.46, "text": " I still have to clean the plate on drop. Maybe tomorrow."}, {"start": 8972.46, "end": 8979.02, "text": " Well, I actually skipped one. How about we all take an early night of rest?"}, {"start": 8979.02, "end": 8982.94, "text": " Why don't we go on vacation just to go to bed early? I ain't trying to go to bed. I"}, {"start": 8982.94, "end": 8989.38, "text": " want to play a video game. What am I, a dog? I can't play video games."}, {"start": 8989.380000000001, "end": 8991.380000000001, "text": " We all deserve it."}, {"start": 8991.380000000001, "end": 8993.380000000001, "text": " Ah, good idea."}, {"start": 8993.380000000001, "end": 8995.380000000001, "text": " I feel like that helps."}, {"start": 8995.380000000001, "end": 8997.380000000001, "text": " Much about this."}, {"start": 8997.380000000001, "end": 8999.380000000001, "text": " Wait, I'm a dog? I can't play a video game!"}, {"start": 9003.380000000001, "end": 9005.380000000001, "text": " Oh, I remember this being creepy from the demo."}, {"start": 9015.380000000001, "end": 9017.380000000001, "text": " Philip!"}, {"start": 9019.380000000001, "end": 9041.380000000001, "text": " I'm a good dog. I'm a guard dog. I'm gonna go wake everybody up."}, {"start": 9041.380000000001, "end": 9042.44, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 9042.52, "end": 9044.76, "text": " Hey, somebody's... Somebody's..."}, {"start": 9044.84, "end": 9046.420000000002, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 9068.560000000001, "end": 9070.76, "text": " Wait for him. This game is cinema."}, {"start": 9070.76, "end": 9071.76, "text": " should I wait for him?"}, {"start": 9079.76, "end": 9080.76, "text": " This game is cinema."}, {"start": 9086.76, "end": 9087.76, "text": " You know what, while I wait,"}, {"start": 9091.76, "end": 9092.76, "text": " while I wait,"}, {"start": 9097.76, "end": 9099.76, "text": " just until they get out of ads,"}, {"start": 9100.76, "end": 9121.0, "text": " Just until they get out of ads, they got a minute and 30 seconds."}, {"start": 9121.0, "end": 9127.52, "text": " Game of the year, though."}, {"start": 9127.52, "end": 9128.52, "text": " What a year for real."}, {"start": 9144.52, "end": 9145.52, "text": " You're back, you are not back."}, {"start": 9145.52, "end": 9174.52, "text": " 45 seconds, 40 seconds, yeah, 40 seconds, yeah, it's high, it's okay,"}, {"start": 9174.52, "end": 9183.04, "text": " 20 seconds. Are you streaming tomorrow? Yes. I'm not streaming the 3 vs. every rank with"}, {"start": 9183.04, "end": 9190.640000000001, "text": " Jinxie and Joe Bart because it's really early, but I'm doing my normal stream tomorrow."}, {"start": 9190.640000000001, "end": 9192.560000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9192.56, "end": 9198.56, "text": " They back. You're welcome."}, {"start": 9201.56, "end": 9202.56, "text": " Say thank you."}, {"start": 9217.56, "end": 9221.56, "text": " Jackson with the 25 again. W. Jackson with the 25 again."}, {"start": 9222.56, "end": 9227.22, "text": " You're not doing it. No, I am playing the three versus every rank with Jinxie and Joe Bart tomorrow"}, {"start": 9227.22, "end": 9229.34, "text": " But it's gonna be streaming it from there POV"}, {"start": 9229.34, "end": 9236.6, "text": " I'm just gonna be playing off stream, but I'm doing my normal string tomorrow. Yo bot with the 25 w bot with the 25"}, {"start": 9236.6, "end": 9238.6, "text": " We said that but"}, {"start": 9238.6, "end": 9240.6, "text": " lock in"}, {"start": 9243.08, "end": 9248.619999999999, "text": " In case you missed it there's somebody we saw somebody creepy walking around the house when everybody's asleep"}, {"start": 9248.62, "end": 9261.460000000001, "text": " somebody completely missed the toilet Jackson with another 25 again thank you"}, {"start": 9261.460000000001, "end": 9272.34, "text": " they're not waking up I should just go fuck oh the base man y'all remember the"}, {"start": 9272.34, "end": 9275.34, "text": " basement for the demo"}, {"start": 9278.62, "end": 9284.78, "text": " I'm a dog, they're more scared of me than I am of them, okay?"}, {"start": 9284.78, "end": 9299.18, "text": " If this isn't in truiler, they're gonna see me and run, cuz I'm a big vicious dog, just"}, {"start": 9299.18, "end": 9317.98, "text": " listen to me. Hey, what's up big dog? You want some of this trash? Tons at a price."}, {"start": 9321.58, "end": 9327.5, "text": " I'm good. Thank you. Hey, have you seen anybody walking through here? Why can all the animals"}, {"start": 9327.5, "end": 9344.02, "text": " dog in this game. Wait that one dog. We're my flashlight. I'm a dog. Let me pre warn"}, {"start": 9344.02, "end": 9360.02, "text": " I mean, okay, that kind of scared me a little bit."}, {"start": 9360.02, "end": 9362.02, "text": " I'm not gonna lie to y'all."}, {"start": 9362.02, "end": 9364.02, "text": " Holy Jesus!"}, {"start": 9366.02, "end": 9368.02, "text": " Well, I didn't see you there."}, {"start": 9370.02, "end": 9373.02, "text": " The boss is gonna give me a real good ass whooping there."}, {"start": 9373.02, "end": 9375.02, "text": " What? The boss?"}, {"start": 9377.02, "end": 9379.02, "text": " You're a rat or a mouse?"}, {"start": 9384.02, "end": 9386.02, "text": " Well, there's nobody down here."}, {"start": 9386.02, "end": 9394.02, "text": " Is this the way I came from?"}, {"start": 9394.02, "end": 9406.94, "text": " Uh-oh, GG."}, {"start": 9406.94, "end": 9411.460000000001, "text": " Wanted Terrence Smith, reward $1,000."}, {"start": 9411.460000000001, "end": 9412.460000000001, "text": " What do you do, run a stop sign?"}, {"start": 9412.460000000001, "end": 9414.460000000001, "text": " What do you mean a thousand dollars?"}, {"start": 9418.6, "end": 9420.6, "text": " You better put a couple zeros behind that"}, {"start": 9432.2, "end": 9435.140000000001, "text": " This basement is like the back room"}, {"start": 9437.880000000001, "end": 9439.880000000001, "text": " Assert my dominance"}, {"start": 9442.460000000001, "end": 9444.460000000001, "text": " Ack! Ack! Ack! Root!"}, {"start": 9455.460000000001, "end": 9457.460000000001, "text": " Chad, I'm scared!"}, {"start": 9459.460000000001, "end": 9460.460000000001, "text": " Like, even if there is a-"}, {"start": 9461.460000000001, "end": 9463.460000000001, "text": " Ow! My clothes!"}, {"start": 9465.460000000001, "end": 9467.460000000001, "text": " Mr. Peelow, what are you doing out there?"}, {"start": 9468.460000000001, "end": 9470.460000000001, "text": " I saw somebody in the house and I came down here."}, {"start": 9470.460000000001, "end": 9481.900000000001, "text": " here no no I saw somebody in the house and they came down here yeah no I saw"}, {"start": 9481.900000000001, "end": 9485.94, "text": " somebody wearing a red and a gray shirt"}, {"start": 9486.220000000001, "end": 9491.1, "text": " all right let's get you out of here before you wake the parents up no no no I"}, {"start": 9491.1, "end": 9497.500000000002, "text": " saw okay"}, {"start": 9497.5, "end": 9507.7, "text": " You don't understand me."}, {"start": 9507.7, "end": 9511.18, "text": " The rest of the night went undisturbed."}, {"start": 9511.18, "end": 9512.46, "text": " Is that where the demo ended?"}, {"start": 9512.46, "end": 9514.3, "text": " I think it is, right?"}, {"start": 9514.3, "end": 9521.82, "text": " I'm pretty sure that's where the demo ended."}, {"start": 9521.82, "end": 9524.62, "text": " So now everything's brand new."}, {"start": 9524.62, "end": 9530.62, "text": " Was what the brave dog found in the basement real?"}, {"start": 9530.62, "end": 9536.62, "text": " Or maybe the house was playing tricks on him."}, {"start": 9536.62, "end": 9542.62, "text": " No matter what, today is a new exciting day."}, {"start": 9542.62, "end": 9547.62, "text": " Enjoying the snow and the calm that nature offers."}, {"start": 9547.62, "end": 9550.62, "text": " Something tells me something's terrible is gonna happen."}, {"start": 9554.62, "end": 9555.62, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 9555.62, "end": 9557.62, "text": " No, I'm tired of it!"}, {"start": 9560.62, "end": 9562.62, "text": " You can't hold me here."}, {"start": 9562.62, "end": 9563.62, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9566.62, "end": 9567.62, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9569.62, "end": 9570.62, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9607.62, "end": 9613.58, "text": " Co with a thousand bits. I'm the boss. Those are my kids. Tell them to come back to HQ now. So you're the boss of the rats"}, {"start": 9613.86, "end": 9615.86, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 9616.86, "end": 9618.86, "text": " I'll tell them next time I see them"}, {"start": 9635.140000000001, "end": 9637.140000000001, "text": " She took me off the leash"}, {"start": 9637.62, "end": 9666.62, "text": " I couldn't go no farther than that right there."}, {"start": 9666.62, "end": 9673.62, "text": " All right, well, I'll play fast, not bad."}, {"start": 9673.62, "end": 9674.62, "text": " I thought I heard something."}, {"start": 9674.62, "end": 9675.62, "text": " I mean, grr!"}, {"start": 9675.62, "end": 9676.62, "text": " Again, again, again!"}, {"start": 9676.62, "end": 9677.62, "text": " You are so good at fighting the ball."}, {"start": 9677.62, "end": 9678.62, "text": " You're fast!"}, {"start": 9678.62, "end": 9679.62, "text": " Again!"}, {"start": 9679.62, "end": 9680.62, "text": " Now go and get this one!"}, {"start": 9680.62, "end": 9681.62, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 9681.62, "end": 9682.62, "text": " How do you do that that fast?"}, {"start": 9682.62, "end": 9683.62, "text": " You're fast!"}, {"start": 9683.62, "end": 9684.62, "text": " You're fast!"}, {"start": 9684.62, "end": 9685.62, "text": " You're fast!"}, {"start": 9685.62, "end": 9686.62, "text": " You're fast!"}, {"start": 9686.62, "end": 9687.62, "text": " You're fast!"}, {"start": 9687.62, "end": 9688.62, "text": " You're fast!"}, {"start": 9688.62, "end": 9689.62, "text": " You're fast!"}, {"start": 9689.62, "end": 9690.62, "text": " You're fast!"}, {"start": 9690.62, "end": 9691.62, "text": " You're fast!"}, {"start": 9691.62, "end": 9692.62, "text": " You're fast!"}, {"start": 9692.62, "end": 9693.62, "text": " You're fast!"}, {"start": 9693.62, "end": 9694.62, "text": " You're fast!"}, {"start": 9694.62, "end": 9699.62, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 9699.62, "end": 9704.62, "text": " Now watch this throw."}, {"start": 9704.62, "end": 9709.62, "text": " She's gonna throw it into the woods, ain't she?"}, {"start": 9709.62, "end": 9714.62, "text": " Where'd it go?"}, {"start": 9714.62, "end": 9719.62, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 9719.62, "end": 9734.62, "text": " Oh no there it is we're good I thought she'd do it to the woods for a minute got it again"}, {"start": 9734.62, "end": 9763.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9763.62, "end": 9773.62, "text": " Surely she didn't go into the woods, right?"}, {"start": 9773.62, "end": 9774.62, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 9774.62, "end": 9778.62, "text": " No, I can't go there."}, {"start": 9778.62, "end": 9779.62, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 9779.62, "end": 9781.62, "text": " She didn't go into the woods because I can't go that way."}, {"start": 9781.62, "end": 9784.62, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 9784.62, "end": 9792.62, "text": " Where are you?"}, {"start": 9792.62, "end": 9796.62, "text": " That was Philip running into the woods. Why?"}, {"start": 9797.62, "end": 9799.62, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 9799.62, "end": 9803.62, "text": " I told y'all something wasn't right about Philip. I told you!"}, {"start": 9813.62, "end": 9816.62, "text": " What do I do? I'm a dog!"}, {"start": 9816.62, "end": 9823.62, "text": " Philip took her? No way. You cannot be scaring me."}, {"start": 9823.62, "end": 9829.62, "text": " No! I'm surprised you didn't find me right away."}, {"start": 9829.62, "end": 9837.62, "text": " Hey, I just saw Philip running away from the house into the woods, by the way. I can't talk because I'm a dog!"}, {"start": 9837.62, "end": 9840.62, "text": " I was merely behind the bushes all the time."}, {"start": 9840.62, "end": 9842.62, "text": " Tee-hee, very funny."}, {"start": 9845.62, "end": 9847.62, "text": " Chad, I can't tell him. That's the scariest part about the game."}, {"start": 9847.62, "end": 9849.62, "text": " Are you enjoying this, though, with Mr. Fina?"}, {"start": 9849.62, "end": 9853.62, "text": " Chad, the scariest part of the game is I see creepy stuff going on, and I can't tell him."}, {"start": 9853.62, "end": 9855.62, "text": " That is bro."}, {"start": 9855.62, "end": 9858.62, "text": " Yeah, we were playing catchin' some hide-and-seek."}, {"start": 9858.62, "end": 9862.62, "text": " Fun time. Glad you both are having a good time together."}, {"start": 9862.62, "end": 9864.62, "text": " Hey, um..."}, {"start": 9864.62, "end": 9866.62, "text": " I saw some... I saw... they can't hear me."}, {"start": 9866.62, "end": 9870.62, "text": " Would it be okay if I bring Mr. Peanut along for a quick walk?"}, {"start": 9870.62, "end": 9873.62, "text": " I want to test his hunting skills."}, {"start": 9873.62, "end": 9875.62, "text": " What? Hunting?"}, {"start": 9881.62, "end": 9883.62, "text": " Then don't worry, we won't hurt anything."}, {"start": 9883.62, "end": 9887.62, "text": " Just want to see if he can spot some wildlife with that sneak."}, {"start": 9887.62, "end": 9888.62, "text": " I-I can!"}, {"start": 9888.62, "end": 9890.62, "text": " Oh, okay!"}, {"start": 9890.62, "end": 9893.62, "text": " I was starting to get cold anyways."}, {"start": 9893.62, "end": 9902.62, "text": " Maybe that's my punishment for being a stupid little kid who doesn't know how to dress himself and I don't know how to put on pants and a coat and I'm stupid!"}, {"start": 9912.62, "end": 9914.62, "text": " Alright boy."}, {"start": 9916.62, "end": 9918.62, "text": " Yeah, I mean..."}, {"start": 9918.62, "end": 9935.34, "text": " Let's go test that in those of you who are sick."}, {"start": 9935.34, "end": 9942.42, "text": " The two of them adventure themselves into the forest, G.G. in other words."}, {"start": 9942.42, "end": 9947.38, "text": " looking at the wildlife will help the more stressed dog relax."}, {"start": 9952.58, "end": 9955.94, "text": " Being chained to the small backyard was not the most enjoyable time."}, {"start": 9958.58, "end": 9964.18, "text": " But exploring this vast winter wonderland will sure be."}, {"start": 9964.18, "end": 9964.98, "text": " Will sure be."}, {"start": 9964.98, "end": 9971.779999999999, "text": " G. J."}, {"start": 9971.779999999999, "end": 9982.18, "text": " low and smell that fresh air, boy. Yeah, I do. That's what true and pure nature smells"}, {"start": 9982.18, "end": 9986.3, "text": " like. Right."}, {"start": 9986.3, "end": 9991.14, "text": " And you probably smell it 20 times better with that big old nose of yours. Yeah, I do."}, {"start": 9991.14, "end": 9994.14, "text": " All right, let's go see what we find around here."}, {"start": 9994.14, "end": 9995.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10001.14, "end": 10004.14, "text": " I mean, Lord have mercy, man!"}, {"start": 10021.14, "end": 10033.14, "text": " This dude's built like almost like Brian Chris Redfield, it's unreal."}, {"start": 10033.14, "end": 10041.14, "text": " My knee just snapped when I took a step."}, {"start": 10041.14, "end": 10059.22, "text": " Like dude!"}, {"start": 10059.22, "end": 10060.22, "text": " Look here boy."}, {"start": 10060.22, "end": 10061.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10061.22, "end": 10065.18, "text": " Doc right there are some proper rabbit tracks."}, {"start": 10065.18, "end": 10067.099999999999, "text": " Let's see if we can find some more nearby."}, {"start": 10067.099999999999, "end": 10068.099999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10068.099999999999, "end": 10069.099999999999, "text": " Give them a sniff."}, {"start": 10069.099999999999, "end": 10070.099999999999, "text": " We'll do."}, {"start": 10070.1, "end": 10075.1, "text": " We'll do."}, {"start": 10075.1, "end": 10081.34, "text": " What do you smell, boy?"}, {"start": 10081.34, "end": 10082.34, "text": " A rabbit."}, {"start": 10082.34, "end": 10088.06, "text": " If you think by the shape of those, you might have a rabbit on your hands."}, {"start": 10088.06, "end": 10092.78, "text": " Or pause for you, buddy."}, {"start": 10092.78, "end": 10093.78, "text": " Let's see if we can track this little creature."}, {"start": 10093.78, "end": 10094.78, "text": " Hey, that was a good one."}, {"start": 10094.78, "end": 10096.78, "text": " That was a good one."}, {"start": 10104.78, "end": 10107.78, "text": " Do you want to change pants, man?"}, {"start": 10124.78, "end": 10127.18, "text": " Gotta go in a cut man. I'm trying to get built like that"}, {"start": 10146.02, "end": 10148.02, "text": " Another set of tracks"}, {"start": 10148.02, "end": 10150.02, "text": " Why does it keep hitting that pose?"}, {"start": 10151.74, "end": 10154.6, "text": " Come here boy. Okay, give them a sniff. I will"}, {"start": 10160.74, "end": 10165.16, "text": " We must be close to his hiding spot. Wait, why are you tracking your rabbit?"}, {"start": 10165.16, "end": 10167.36, "text": " Are you just gonna look at him cuz you don't have a gun"}, {"start": 10178.02, "end": 10180.02, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 10180.02, "end": 10182.02, "text": " Ha-ha-ha!"}, {"start": 10182.02, "end": 10184.02, "text": " Ha-ha-ha!"}, {"start": 10184.02, "end": 10186.02, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 10186.02, "end": 10188.02, "text": " Ha-ha!"}, {"start": 10188.02, "end": 10190.02, "text": " Ha-ha!"}, {"start": 10190.02, "end": 10192.02, "text": " Ha-ha!"}, {"start": 10192.02, "end": 10194.02, "text": " Whoa! What am I playing, man?"}, {"start": 10194.02, "end": 10196.02, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 10196.02, "end": 10198.02, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 10198.02, "end": 10200.02, "text": " Leon Kennedy with the file."}, {"start": 10200.02, "end": 10202.02, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10202.02, "end": 10204.02, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10204.02, "end": 10206.02, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10206.02, "end": 10212.140000000001, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 10212.140000000001, "end": 10214.82, "text": " Maybe these bushes around this area are where he's hiding."}, {"start": 10214.82, "end": 10219.300000000001, "text": " Okay, are you wanting to kill the rabbit?"}, {"start": 10219.300000000001, "end": 10220.300000000001, "text": " What is that pose?"}, {"start": 10220.300000000001, "end": 10221.300000000001, "text": " I proved."}, {"start": 10221.300000000001, "end": 10222.300000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10222.300000000001, "end": 10223.300000000001, "text": " Let me find the rabbit."}, {"start": 10223.300000000001, "end": 10224.300000000001, "text": " I hear something."}, {"start": 10224.300000000001, "end": 10225.140000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10228.740000000002, "end": 10230.140000000001, "text": " Let me find the rabbit."}, {"start": 10232.86, "end": 10233.7, "text": " I hear something."}, {"start": 10236.900000000001, "end": 10238.140000000001, "text": " He's gotta be over here."}, {"start": 10239.7, "end": 10240.54, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10245.78, "end": 10246.820000000002, "text": " Careful boy."}, {"start": 10250.300000000001, "end": 10252.660000000002, "text": " Don't get too curious about that noise."}, {"start": 10252.66, "end": 10254.72, "text": " I'm not curious, we need to leave."}, {"start": 10254.72, "end": 10256.52, "text": " That did, what, what the, hello?"}, {"start": 10260.44, "end": 10263.9, "text": " Now it's, now I actually gotta go look, we're dead."}, {"start": 10265.0, "end": 10266.0, "text": " We are dead."}, {"start": 10269.28, "end": 10270.78, "text": " Hey, I'm gonna be right back."}, {"start": 10282.66, "end": 10293.7, "text": " We shouldn't have done this."}, {"start": 10293.7, "end": 10303.539999999999, "text": " Curiosity killed the dog."}, {"start": 10303.539999999999, "end": 10312.5, "text": " Maybe it was like a, a, a, a, a, a moose."}, {"start": 10312.5, "end": 10315.22, "text": " We have done with so far, we're lost, we're lost."}, {"start": 10315.22, "end": 10316.06, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 10319.06, "end": 10322.5, "text": " Accurate dog cosplay, just getting lost in the woods."}, {"start": 10342.5, "end": 10347.62, "text": " Chad, I'm scared."}, {"start": 10347.62, "end": 10351.62, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 10351.62, "end": 10356.42, "text": " Chad, I'm a little scared."}, {"start": 10356.42, "end": 10359.94, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 10359.94, "end": 10361.94, "text": " We are so far out here now."}, {"start": 10361.94, "end": 10362.94, "text": " We're cut."}, {"start": 10362.94, "end": 10363.94, "text": " Chad, we're cut."}, {"start": 10363.94, "end": 10364.94, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 10364.94, "end": 10367.82, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's so over."}, {"start": 10367.82, "end": 10370.82, "text": " We're so far away."}, {"start": 10370.82, "end": 10396.82, "text": " I miss the message."}, {"start": 10396.82, "end": 10397.82, "text": " That I see a car."}, {"start": 10402.42, "end": 10402.92, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 10418.779999999999, "end": 10422.5, "text": " Do an odd with the 10."}, {"start": 10422.5, "end": 10424.46, "text": " Yo, cinema game, though."}, {"start": 10426.82, "end": 10439.98, "text": " We're never going to find our way home!"}, {"start": 10439.98, "end": 10440.98, "text": " Is that a fence?"}, {"start": 10440.98, "end": 10441.98, "text": " There's our fence!"}, {"start": 10441.98, "end": 10442.98, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10442.98, "end": 10443.98, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10443.98, "end": 10444.98, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10444.98, "end": 10450.98, "text": " I'm going to go back to the"}, {"start": 10474.98, "end": 10482.74, "text": " Bro, there's a whole house out here."}, {"start": 10482.74, "end": 10492.34, "text": " Multiple houses."}, {"start": 10492.34, "end": 10511.14, "text": " Gigi chat. We are so good."}, {"start": 10511.14, "end": 10517.14, "text": " That's why you never get curious when you hear a horrific noise from the wood."}, {"start": 10522.34, "end": 10534.74, "text": " I heard another whistle chatter my stupid we were stupid for this how we could"}, {"start": 10534.74, "end": 10540.58, "text": " have turned around at any point we just kept going what have I done"}, {"start": 10540.58, "end": 10554.06, "text": " I'm a certain my dominance with them bars."}, {"start": 10554.06, "end": 10563.7, "text": " How do I do that?"}, {"start": 10563.7, "end": 10565.7, "text": " with the five, thank you!"}, {"start": 10578.7, "end": 10580.7, "text": " There you are, boy."}, {"start": 10580.7, "end": 10582.7, "text": " Hey, how did you get out here?"}, {"start": 10582.7, "end": 10585.7, "text": " I've been looking for you for hours at this point."}, {"start": 10585.7, "end": 10587.7, "text": " Hours?"}, {"start": 10587.7, "end": 10591.7, "text": " Do you even know how mad my wife would have been if I came back home without you?"}, {"start": 10591.7, "end": 10597.220000000001, "text": " I wasn't going that long I'm so happy to see you safe boy. Thank you"}, {"start": 10599.5, "end": 10601.5, "text": " Mar with the team thank you"}, {"start": 10602.66, "end": 10604.66, "text": " That's not him"}, {"start": 10605.060000000001, "end": 10611.800000000001, "text": " Wait, you think it's a you think it's a skin walker or something that you had quite the adventure alone in those woods by yourself"}, {"start": 10613.1, "end": 10615.1, "text": " All right, come on. I bet you're freezing"}, {"start": 10615.78, "end": 10617.78, "text": " Let's get out of here and go back to the rental"}, {"start": 10617.78, "end": 10621.220000000001, "text": " No, he said go back to the rental."}, {"start": 10621.220000000001, "end": 10628.62, "text": " It's gotta be him."}, {"start": 10628.62, "end": 10635.460000000001, "text": " After a long walk from the forest to the rental, both of them made it safely."}, {"start": 10635.460000000001, "end": 10644.54, "text": " Besides the poor dog being a little cold from wandering alone in the woods, they both entered"}, {"start": 10644.54, "end": 10646.820000000002, "text": " the warm house quickly."}, {"start": 10646.82, "end": 10650.74, "text": " Yo KB with the five."}, {"start": 10651.46, "end": 10658.86, "text": " Hopefully this is all the adventures for today. Something's telling me it's not."}, {"start": 10658.86, "end": 10669.38, "text": " Right? Wrong. Lied. Lied. Hey honey we're home. I mean them back pockets are"}, {"start": 10669.380000000001, "end": 10671.380000000001, "text": " are unusable."}, {"start": 10676.580000000002, "end": 10680.28, "text": " Bro, so, that turd cutter so generational,"}, {"start": 10680.28, "end": 10683.68, "text": " he couldn't even get a wallet into his back pocket."}, {"start": 10683.68, "end": 10686.18, "text": " There's that much tension on the pants."}, {"start": 10694.78, "end": 10696.78, "text": " You will never guess what happened to us."}, {"start": 10696.78, "end": 10697.880000000001, "text": " No, don't snitch."}, {"start": 10697.880000000001, "end": 10699.560000000001, "text": " Don't snitch!"}, {"start": 10699.560000000001, "end": 10702.6, "text": " Did you teach Mr. Peanut to hunt again?"}, {"start": 10702.6, "end": 10703.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10705.68, "end": 10710.36, "text": " I mean, maybe, but it was all fun."}, {"start": 10710.36, "end": 10716.480000000001, "text": " And let me guess again, you also lost him while doing so"}, {"start": 10716.480000000001, "end": 10719.44, "text": " and spent the last three hours searching for him."}, {"start": 10719.44, "end": 10721.920000000002, "text": " No, Chad, that didn't know."}, {"start": 10721.920000000002, "end": 10723.560000000001, "text": " That did not know."}, {"start": 10723.560000000001, "end": 10724.320000000002, "text": " It was just no."}, {"start": 10724.32, "end": 10729.32, "text": " Sometimes you're scaring me with how accurate you are."}, {"start": 10729.32, "end": 10730.32, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10730.32, "end": 10731.32, "text": " Wait, bro, you got up, bro."}, {"start": 10731.32, "end": 10732.32, "text": " No, that didn't happen."}, {"start": 10732.32, "end": 10733.32, "text": " Is that Mr. Peanut here?"}, {"start": 10733.32, "end": 10734.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10734.32, "end": 10735.32, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10735.32, "end": 10736.32, "text": " I didn't say nothing."}, {"start": 10736.32, "end": 10737.32, "text": " Wait, can you get me the salt?"}, {"start": 10737.32, "end": 10740.32, "text": " There you are, boy."}, {"start": 10740.32, "end": 10741.32, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 10741.32, "end": 10749.32, "text": " You will never guess what I found in the boxes in the basement earlier."}, {"start": 10749.32, "end": 10750.32, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 10750.32, "end": 10752.32, "text": " Come check it out right now."}, {"start": 10752.32, "end": 10753.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10753.32, "end": 10770.4, "text": " Dude, it just makes you mad seeing it."}, {"start": 10770.4, "end": 10773.32, "text": " I'm talking generational turd cutter, man."}, {"start": 10778.48, "end": 10781.039999999999, "text": " Oh, that's an automated finish, Steve!"}, {"start": 10781.039999999999, "end": 10783.44, "text": " Look at this neat little device."}, {"start": 10783.44, "end": 10785.359999999999, "text": " It will throw the ball for you automatically"}, {"start": 10785.359999999999, "end": 10786.6, "text": " when you drop it in it."}, {"start": 10789.8, "end": 10791.72, "text": " Go get your ball and let's give it a shot."}, {"start": 10791.72, "end": 10792.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10792.56, "end": 10793.4, "text": " If it works properly."}, {"start": 10793.4, "end": 10794.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10794.24, "end": 10795.08, "text": " Where's my ball?"}, {"start": 10795.08, "end": 10795.92, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 10795.92, "end": 10797.92, "text": " There you go!"}, {"start": 10797.92, "end": 10800.92, "text": " Now we just wait and..."}, {"start": 10800.92, "end": 10802.92, "text": " Have you all- dude!"}, {"start": 10802.92, "end": 10804.92, "text": " It went so fast!"}, {"start": 10804.92, "end": 10807.92, "text": " I didn't even see a fly out of the machine!"}, {"start": 10807.92, "end": 10812.92, "text": " Have you all seen that video where that dog is using one of these and he catches it as soon as it shoots out?"}, {"start": 10812.92, "end": 10815.92, "text": " What craziest reaction time ever!"}, {"start": 10815.92, "end": 10817.52, "text": " as soon as it shoots out?"}, {"start": 10817.52, "end": 10819.960000000001, "text": " What craziest reaction time ever?"}, {"start": 10826.76, "end": 10828.08, "text": " I did it!"}, {"start": 10828.08, "end": 10831.2, "text": " All right, I adjusted the force a little bit more."}, {"start": 10831.2, "end": 10832.960000000001, "text": " Oh no, you're gonna break a window."}, {"start": 10832.960000000001, "end": 10834.16, "text": " We do not own this house."}, {"start": 10834.16, "end": 10836.56, "text": " This is a rental, oh no."}, {"start": 10836.56, "end": 10838.16, "text": " I wanna see where this one goes."}, {"start": 10838.16, "end": 10840.68, "text": " Oh no, you're gonna break a window."}, {"start": 10840.68, "end": 10847.68, "text": " Oops, in the laundry room it went."}, {"start": 10847.68, "end": 10848.68, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 10848.68, "end": 10849.68, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 10849.68, "end": 10850.68, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 10850.68, "end": 10858.68, "text": " Hey, don't turn the power back up on that thing again, it's going to break the window."}, {"start": 10858.68, "end": 10862.68, "text": " Alright, let's do full force now."}, {"start": 10862.68, "end": 10867.68, "text": " Hey, at least they can't blame me for this."}, {"start": 10867.68, "end": 10869.68, "text": " Oh, we're good."}, {"start": 10869.68, "end": 10870.52, "text": " Oh, we're good!"}, {"start": 10870.52, "end": 10873.02, "text": " I think that one would line towards the back door!"}, {"start": 10876.64, "end": 10877.48, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 10878.32, "end": 10881.82, "text": " BOOM!"}, {"start": 10883.84, "end": 10886.28, "text": " Whoa, I don't need to bark, dog."}, {"start": 10886.880000000001, "end": 10887.68, "text": " What's this mean?"}, {"start": 10887.68, "end": 10889.68, "text": " You just walked in without permission!"}, {"start": 10890.12, "end": 10891.04, "text": " Wait, Philip?"}, {"start": 10896.52, "end": 10897.84, "text": " What are you even doing here?"}, {"start": 10899.68, "end": 10902.960000000001, "text": " Well, I tried knocking, but no one seemed to be able to hear me."}, {"start": 10902.960000000001, "end": 10904.960000000001, "text": " You can't just walk in!"}, {"start": 10904.960000000001, "end": 10908.56, "text": " I thought I could let myself in with the hidden key of the back door."}, {"start": 10908.56, "end": 10912.48, "text": " I've been waiting for y'all to show up for the dinner we had planned."}, {"start": 10913.76, "end": 10917.12, "text": " Oh my god, I completely forgot about that."}, {"start": 10917.12, "end": 10920.16, "text": " We're not gonna brush over the fact this dude just walked in here."}, {"start": 10921.76, "end": 10925.92, "text": " Well, we don't have much to prepare, so I think we're all ready to go."}, {"start": 10925.92, "end": 10929.28, "text": " That's good, but could I ask you not to bring the dog?"}, {"start": 10929.28, "end": 10930.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10930.28, "end": 10936.28, "text": " My wife isn't the biggest fan of the..."}, {"start": 10936.28, "end": 10938.28, "text": " Forget you and your wife!"}, {"start": 10938.28, "end": 10939.28, "text": " I'm go-"}, {"start": 10939.28, "end": 10944.28, "text": " She got bitten by an aggressive one in the past."}, {"start": 10944.28, "end": 10945.28, "text": " Oh well!"}, {"start": 10945.28, "end": 10946.28, "text": " I'm go-"}, {"start": 10946.28, "end": 10947.28, "text": " Oh, sure."}, {"start": 10947.28, "end": 10950.28, "text": " We can leave him here if that's easier."}, {"start": 10950.28, "end": 10951.28, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10951.28, "end": 10952.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10952.28, "end": 10953.28, "text": " Mom!"}, {"start": 10953.28, "end": 10959.28, "text": " I think it would be safer if we had Mr. Peanut come with us."}, {"start": 10959.28, "end": 10963.28, "text": " That's why he don't want us to go because he don't try to kill him and he know I'm"}, {"start": 10963.28, "end": 10965.28, "text": " going to bite him."}, {"start": 10969.28, "end": 10971.28, "text": " Oh, don't worry honey."}, {"start": 10971.28, "end": 10973.28, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 10973.28, "end": 10978.28, "text": " Besides Phillip, I don't think there's anyone living around this place for miles."}, {"start": 10978.28, "end": 10984.28, "text": " You're not wrong. There's no one else but me and my wife, Mr. Atchard."}, {"start": 10984.28, "end": 10991.28, "text": " Bye, you man. I'm going, kid! I'm going!"}, {"start": 10991.28, "end": 10993.28, "text": " Alright, let us all go then."}, {"start": 10993.28, "end": 10995.28, "text": " All! All of us! Me too!"}, {"start": 10998.28, "end": 11000.28, "text": " You defend the house well, Mr. Peanut."}, {"start": 11000.28, "end": 11003.28, "text": " No! What am I going to do here by myself?"}, {"start": 11003.28, "end": 11006.28, "text": " I will turn on the TV for you so you don't feel lonely too."}, {"start": 11006.28, "end": 11008.28, "text": " You better turn on the queso stream"}, {"start": 11017.720000000001, "end": 11019.720000000001, "text": " That's who I thought that one"}, {"start": 11024.560000000001, "end": 11026.560000000001, "text": " They got my boy, jeez see the make"}, {"start": 11029.76, "end": 11031.76, "text": " Hey, that's who I thought that"}, {"start": 11031.76, "end": 11036.24, "text": " Hey, that's who I thought that would"}, {"start": 11038.08, "end": 11042.28, "text": " Why cannot believe they left me here man. Oh, that ain't look good"}, {"start": 11045.56, "end": 11051.24, "text": " Let me get a bite of that man, I gotta stay here by myself"}, {"start": 11058.36, "end": 11060.36, "text": " Man"}, {"start": 11061.76, "end": 11072.28, "text": " Oh, it seems that Pisces will have quite the cause of his shift today."}, {"start": 11072.28, "end": 11075.92, "text": " Something new and intoxicating has entered your life recently."}, {"start": 11075.92, "end": 11081.800000000001, "text": " A new hobby, a new crush, or perhaps just an alarming amount of caffeine."}, {"start": 11081.800000000001, "end": 11086.68, "text": " The Inderequilibrium has been thrown off a little bit, but do not worry my child, life"}, {"start": 11086.68, "end": 11088.68, "text": " is full of surprises and shifts."}, {"start": 11088.68, "end": 11089.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11089.68, "end": 11092.960000000001, "text": " can still turn in your favor by scaling that energy"}, {"start": 11092.960000000001, "end": 11097.6, "text": " into your passions instead of spiraling to the usual 2 AM"}, {"start": 11097.6, "end": 11099.04, "text": " overthinking session."}, {"start": 11099.04, "end": 11103.52, "text": " As the stars say, a single fish can move a mountain of thought"}, {"start": 11103.52, "end": 11105.960000000001, "text": " one bubble at a time."}, {"start": 11105.960000000001, "end": 11106.960000000001, "text": " True."}, {"start": 11106.960000000001, "end": 11109.720000000001, "text": " Right now, let's see."}, {"start": 11109.720000000001, "end": 11111.4, "text": " We're going to break a window, and somebody's"}, {"start": 11111.4, "end": 11113.6, "text": " going to break in after we break a window."}, {"start": 11116.44, "end": 11118.32, "text": " Am I supposed to just do this for two hours?"}, {"start": 11118.32, "end": 11120.82, "text": " I cannot believe they left me here, Chad."}, {"start": 11124.82, "end": 11133.82, "text": " Water, water, love, sleep, happy, sad, sad, no."}, {"start": 11133.82, "end": 11135.82, "text": " Why'd they leave me here, man?"}, {"start": 11148.32, "end": 11150.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11162.32, "end": 11164.32, "text": " Exactly"}, {"start": 11167.92, "end": 11172.96, "text": " Idiot what I can't pick up the toy now"}, {"start": 11172.960000000001, "end": 11181.720000000001, "text": " sleep I don't want to sleep after that"}, {"start": 11181.72, "end": 11210.72, "text": " We're going to hear glass break."}, {"start": 11210.72, "end": 11225.199999999999, "text": " Somebody's upstairs."}, {"start": 11225.199999999999, "end": 11235.439999999999, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 11235.439999999999, "end": 11239.58, "text": " If I die in here, it's going to haunt them for the rest of their life because they left"}, {"start": 11239.58, "end": 11259.58, "text": " me here. That's the same whistle from the woods. Hide in the mansion."}, {"start": 11269.58, "end": 11287.58, "text": " No. Nobody's gonna kill a dog, right? You're not gonna do that. Why would you do that?"}, {"start": 11287.58, "end": 11294.58, "text": " I'm just a doll!"}, {"start": 11317.58, "end": 11322.58, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 11322.58, "end": 11326.58, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11326.58, "end": 11329.58, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11329.58, "end": 11333.58, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11333.58, "end": 11341.58, "text": " That is so creepy."}, {"start": 11341.58, "end": 11348.58, "text": " Leave."}, {"start": 11348.58, "end": 11357.58, "text": " Leave where?"}, {"start": 11357.58, "end": 11362.58, "text": " Flood doors, what?"}, {"start": 11362.58, "end": 11367.58, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 11367.58, "end": 11373.28, "text": " This game got scary quick!"}, {"start": 11373.28, "end": 11375.86, "text": " Something isn't right."}, {"start": 11375.86, "end": 11379.18, "text": " Why is someone in the house?"}, {"start": 11379.18, "end": 11387.98, "text": " The good dog managed to sneak away unnoticed, hopefully getting help from the neighbor."}, {"start": 11387.98, "end": 11391.06, "text": " I can't tell them nothing because they can't understand me."}, {"start": 11391.06, "end": 11395.0, "text": " I can't be like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,"}, {"start": 11395.0, "end": 11396.1, "text": " and they're like, oh, what?"}, {"start": 11396.1, "end": 11397.74, "text": " There's somebody in the house."}, {"start": 11397.74, "end": 11399.539999999999, "text": " They're not gonna understand that."}, {"start": 11399.539999999999, "end": 11401.14, "text": " Here's the thing, I ran off."}, {"start": 11402.18, "end": 11403.019999999999, "text": " I'm gone."}, {"start": 11410.46, "end": 11411.3, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 11411.300000000001, "end": 11413.300000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11441.300000000001, "end": 11455.300000000001, "text": " Why does it sound like you?"}, {"start": 11455.300000000001, "end": 11459.820000000002, "text": " She's a runner, she's a gangster, she's a runner man when it gets hot, she's a little"}, {"start": 11459.820000000002, "end": 11462.820000000002, "text": " man when it gets hot."}, {"start": 11462.82, "end": 11469.82, "text": " Is this what I'm supposed to do- Ow!"}, {"start": 11469.82, "end": 11478.82, "text": " Ow, look!"}, {"start": 11478.82, "end": 11486.82, "text": " Oh, yeah, I'm running for my life!"}, {"start": 11486.82, "end": 11488.82, "text": " Yeah, this dude got a knife!"}, {"start": 11488.82, "end": 11491.82, "text": " Yeah, I'm running fast as I can!"}, {"start": 11491.82, "end": 11496.74, "text": " Yeah, I wish I had a hundred grand. Yeah, you're trying to kill me. I don't want to die"}, {"start": 11496.74, "end": 11502.3, "text": " I'm trying to flee. I got fleas somebody please save me before he kills me please"}, {"start": 11505.86, "end": 11509.1, "text": " Mr. Peanut yeah, I bet y'all don't feel bad now"}, {"start": 11510.18, "end": 11512.619999999999, "text": " Is that you right there? Yes me"}, {"start": 11513.46, "end": 11518.82, "text": " What are you even doing out here? Are you see are you serious? Is he is he serious?"}, {"start": 11518.82, "end": 11528.58, "text": " probably forgot to close the door properly. No! Is that your dog? Why did he come all"}, {"start": 11528.58, "end": 11538.58, "text": " the way here? What's translate? A guy broke in the house and chased me here. I'm not"}, {"start": 11538.58, "end": 11544.82, "text": " too sure actually. Oh my goodness, this is a disaster. Your dog follows you into our"}, {"start": 11544.82, "end": 11550.46, "text": " Beautiful house. I'm about to come in there and kill that woman right now. I'm about to come in there and bite that woman's head off"}, {"start": 11550.46, "end": 11552.699999999999, "text": " You're the reason for all of this"}, {"start": 11559.779999999999, "end": 11562.94, "text": " I'm about to bite your head clean off your shoulders lady"}, {"start": 11569.42, "end": 11571.42, "text": " I'm not in your house"}, {"start": 11571.42, "end": 11573.42, "text": " Yes, I did"}, {"start": 11573.42, "end": 11577.22, "text": " It's okay, we gotta pull in the backyard, y'all can tie him to it."}, {"start": 11577.22, "end": 11581.3, "text": " I wish you would, I'ma bite you, you're trying to tie me to that pole."}, {"start": 11581.3, "end": 11582.460000000001, "text": " All right, we can do that."}, {"start": 11582.460000000001, "end": 11583.58, "text": " No, you cannot."}, {"start": 11583.58, "end": 11584.22, "text": " Come on, boy."}, {"start": 11584.22, "end": 11585.58, "text": " No, I ain't going in there."}, {"start": 11586.58, "end": 11587.78, "text": " Don't tie me to that pole."}, {"start": 11589.460000000001, "end": 11591.66, "text": " Get your hands off me."}, {"start": 11591.66, "end": 11592.78, "text": " Get your hands."}, {"start": 11593.78, "end": 11594.94, "text": " There you go, Mr. Peter."}, {"start": 11597.460000000001, "end": 11600.54, "text": " I never noticed, but it's really creepy out here at night."}, {"start": 11600.54, "end": 11607.54, "text": " You are brave though, Mr. Peanut, and I bet everything's gonna be fine."}, {"start": 11607.54, "end": 11610.740000000002, "text": " You need to kill him."}, {"start": 11610.740000000002, "end": 11620.54, "text": " Nobody, Chad, that's the scariest part of this game, nobody, I can't tell him what happened."}, {"start": 11620.54, "end": 11621.54, "text": " Okay, see you later."}, {"start": 11621.54, "end": 11623.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11651.54, "end": 11664.740000000002, "text": " Moist help me with the- moist help me with the- man, let me out of here!"}, {"start": 11664.740000000002, "end": 11665.740000000002, "text": " Bar?"}, {"start": 11665.740000000002, "end": 11670.78, "text": " There really ain't even no point."}, {"start": 11670.78, "end": 11679.140000000001, "text": " What kind of psychopath is trying to chase down a dog and kill him out of way?"}, {"start": 11679.14, "end": 11680.14, "text": " I hear somebody walk."}, {"start": 11685.34, "end": 11686.58, "text": " I see him walking."}, {"start": 11686.58, "end": 11687.74, "text": " I just saw him walking."}, {"start": 11702.22, "end": 11703.06, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 11705.98, "end": 11706.82, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 11709.14, "end": 11712.14, "text": " He's over there, I'm dead."}, {"start": 11712.14, "end": 11716.14, "text": " Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah."}, {"start": 11716.14, "end": 11718.14, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 11721.14, "end": 11723.14, "text": " Shadow dead."}, {"start": 11723.14, "end": 11745.34, "text": " I hear him."}, {"start": 11745.34, "end": 11747.34, "text": " We are sunk."}, {"start": 11763.84, "end": 11765.84, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 11775.34, "end": 11781.42, "text": " Well come down Mr. Phoenix, it's just me."}, {"start": 11781.42, "end": 11784.34, "text": " You don't understand what's happening, sir."}, {"start": 11784.34, "end": 11786.66, "text": " Have you been barking at trees again?"}, {"start": 11786.66, "end": 11790.66, "text": " No, man, you don't understand what's going on, man."}, {"start": 11790.66, "end": 11793.02, "text": " There's somebody trying to kill me."}, {"start": 11793.02, "end": 11795.06, "text": " Alright, let's go back home now."}, {"start": 11795.06, "end": 11796.06, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11796.06, "end": 11799.66, "text": " I know how this place has been stressing you out, but how much have you been barking"}, {"start": 11799.66, "end": 11802.66, "text": " around in the shadows?"}, {"start": 11802.66, "end": 11806.0, "text": " I need like a collar that can let me like, talk."}, {"start": 11807.0, "end": 11810.539999999999, "text": " Don't worry, tonight is the last night before we hit the road back home."}, {"start": 11810.539999999999, "end": 11813.84, "text": " We ain't gonna make it through tonight, man. He already done broke in the house."}, {"start": 11813.84, "end": 11815.84, "text": " Come now. Let's go get some rest."}, {"start": 11817.44, "end": 11819.44, "text": " I ain't gonna be doing no sleeping."}, {"start": 11823.34, "end": 11824.18, "text": " G.G."}, {"start": 11826.32, "end": 11828.96, "text": " The happy family made it to the rental. Happy!"}, {"start": 11828.960000000001, "end": 11835.960000000001, "text": " What they see is not what they expected."}, {"start": 11835.960000000001, "end": 11840.400000000001, "text": " Everything was left a mess and the furniture's turned around."}, {"start": 11840.400000000001, "end": 11842.12, "text": " How much you in a bet they're going to blame me for that?"}, {"start": 11842.12, "end": 11847.320000000002, "text": " How much you want to bet?"}, {"start": 11847.320000000002, "end": 11848.320000000002, "text": " Someone was just here."}, {"start": 11848.320000000002, "end": 11849.880000000001, "text": " They're going to blame me for it."}, {"start": 11849.880000000001, "end": 11851.960000000001, "text": " Man, the couch has flipped over."}, {"start": 11851.960000000001, "end": 11854.960000000001, "text": " Must have been the 30lb dog. Watch."}, {"start": 11858.960000000001, "end": 11860.960000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11862.960000000001, "end": 11864.960000000001, "text": " What happened in here?"}, {"start": 11864.960000000001, "end": 11867.960000000001, "text": " Seems like someone or something turned the house upside down."}, {"start": 11867.960000000001, "end": 11869.960000000001, "text": " I told you!"}, {"start": 11869.960000000001, "end": 11872.960000000001, "text": " Oh my dog! I hope they didn't steal anything."}, {"start": 11872.960000000001, "end": 11884.800000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go check our stuff. You get the phone and call the police right now. I'll do"}, {"start": 11884.800000000001, "end": 11897.400000000001, "text": " that now. That's great. The phone line is cut. G to the G. What are we gonna go? We"}, {"start": 11897.4, "end": 11899.8, "text": " You need to get in the car and leave."}, {"start": 11899.8, "end": 11901.6, "text": " Just give me a second to think."}, {"start": 11904.359999999999, "end": 11905.88, "text": " Follow the weird smell."}, {"start": 11915.88, "end": 11918.08, "text": " Yet a voice actor's ganking for real."}, {"start": 11927.4, "end": 11934.4, "text": " The door's open now."}, {"start": 11934.4, "end": 11941.4, "text": " Why, is it, Mr. Peelan?"}, {"start": 11941.4, "end": 11942.4, "text": " Ew!"}, {"start": 11942.4, "end": 11943.4, "text": " Ew!"}, {"start": 11943.4, "end": 11947.4, "text": " It smells like pee-pee poop over here!"}, {"start": 11947.4, "end": 11948.4, "text": " Ew!"}, {"start": 11948.4, "end": 11953.4, "text": " Dude, I can't take this serious, man!"}, {"start": 11953.4, "end": 11956.4, "text": " This room gives me a little heavey, James."}, {"start": 11957.4, "end": 11959.4, "text": " I think we should show that to Dad."}, {"start": 11959.4, "end": 11961.4, "text": " He knows all about fart smells."}, {"start": 11967.4, "end": 11968.4, "text": " Dad!"}, {"start": 11970.4, "end": 11971.4, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 11973.4, "end": 11974.4, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 11977.4, "end": 11979.4, "text": " She kinda sounds like an iron mouse."}, {"start": 11979.4, "end": 11981.4, "text": " I think that's, uh, ain't that BubbPub the VTuber?"}, {"start": 11981.4, "end": 11983.4, "text": " I'm pretty sure right"}, {"start": 11985.0, "end": 11988.84, "text": " Because I think she was in another game, and it was her too it's got to be"}, {"start": 11989.72, "end": 11993.48, "text": " Because I remember she did the other game from this asked Philip to use his phone to make it quick"}, {"start": 11997.44, "end": 11999.44, "text": " That won't be necessary"}, {"start": 12001.8, "end": 12003.8, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 12003.800000000001, "end": 12015.800000000001, "text": " Philip just let himself in the hap- this game better end with me being able to bite somebody's leg off. I swore."}, {"start": 12015.800000000001, "end": 12030.800000000001, "text": " Hey, that stopped anything from getting to me."}, {"start": 12030.800000000001, "end": 12035.800000000001, "text": " What do you found, huh?"}, {"start": 12035.800000000001, "end": 12039.800000000001, "text": " Listen, I think y'all should leave this place."}, {"start": 12039.800000000001, "end": 12040.800000000001, "text": " You think, Phil?"}, {"start": 12040.800000000001, "end": 12047.52, "text": " I'll even pay for the rental stay too and get it cleaned up and make the port so sorry"}, {"start": 12047.52, "end": 12051.04, "text": " he couldn't keep quiet during the all-stay."}, {"start": 12051.04, "end": 12053.04, "text": " Who are you talking to?"}, {"start": 12053.04, "end": 12054.04, "text": " He?"}, {"start": 12054.04, "end": 12055.04, "text": " Who is he?"}, {"start": 12055.04, "end": 12056.04, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 12056.04, "end": 12057.04, "text": " It's funny."}, {"start": 12057.04, "end": 12062.36, "text": " Listen, just pack up and everything and get out of here."}, {"start": 12062.36, "end": 12063.86, "text": " Wait, who is he?"}, {"start": 12063.86, "end": 12066.36, "text": " I thought you was talking about me."}, {"start": 12066.36, "end": 12072.2, "text": " Wait, he has like a family member that went crazy."}, {"start": 12072.2, "end": 12074.560000000001, "text": " And that's why he's trying to like help us out."}, {"start": 12074.560000000001, "end": 12079.44, "text": " Cause it's like his family, like his brother or something."}, {"start": 12079.44, "end": 12082.36, "text": " And please don't contact the police or anything."}, {"start": 12082.36, "end": 12083.36, "text": " Ah ha!"}, {"start": 12083.36, "end": 12084.36, "text": " Ah ha!"}, {"start": 12084.36, "end": 12085.36, "text": " Ah ha!"}, {"start": 12085.36, "end": 12086.36, "text": " He's a good man."}, {"start": 12086.36, "end": 12087.36, "text": " He just needs help."}, {"start": 12087.36, "end": 12089.640000000001, "text": " He went the wrong path."}, {"start": 12089.640000000001, "end": 12094.16, "text": " We thought no one would rent this place ever and he's always been quiet in his room."}, {"start": 12094.16, "end": 12098.619999999999, "text": " Our wife doesn't know and y'all don't need to know anything more than that either"}, {"start": 12099.76, "end": 12101.76, "text": " Please don't let them find him again"}, {"start": 12104.2, "end": 12108.32, "text": " Okay, okay, we'll leave this in you're so soft it's unreal"}, {"start": 12109.24, "end": 12114.16, "text": " Big dog. How do you build like that? You're the softest goober I've ever seen in my life"}, {"start": 12114.56, "end": 12116.8, "text": " How did you even achieve that build man?"}, {"start": 12119.48, "end": 12121.6, "text": " Thank you and sorry again"}, {"start": 12124.16, "end": 12129.16, "text": " Please forget you ever knew me or her or my family."}, {"start": 12129.16, "end": 12133.16, "text": " If it wasn't for that mutt, y'all could have enjoyed a nice weekend."}, {"start": 12133.16, "end": 12138.16, "text": " I-actually, I will kill you and I swear I'll kill you. I'll kill you dead right here."}, {"start": 12138.16, "end": 12160.16, "text": " I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 12160.16, "end": 12165.66, "text": " Without wasting another moment, the family packed up with some questions answered and"}, {"start": 12165.66, "end": 12175.22, "text": " some unanswered. The idea of someone living with them all weekend, the way the"}, {"start": 12175.22, "end": 12182.66, "text": " dog reacted, was always a sign of something wrong. Trying to push everything"}, {"start": 12182.66, "end": 12189.98, "text": " past them, they drove home. He's gonna be in the car with a sanny."}, {"start": 12195.66, "end": 12202.66, "text": " He's probably in the back."}, {"start": 12202.66, "end": 12218.66, "text": " Who was that that coughed?"}, {"start": 12218.66, "end": 12223.02, "text": " Does anyone want to talk about this weekend?"}, {"start": 12223.02, "end": 12228.02, "text": " I... I think it's just better we forget everything we experienced this weekend."}, {"start": 12230.32, "end": 12234.32, "text": " Just thinking about this guy being in the same house as us gives me the creeps."}, {"start": 12234.32, "end": 12236.82, "text": " Yeah, I tried to tell him Chad, they wouldn't listen."}, {"start": 12237.32, "end": 12238.12, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 12238.82, "end": 12240.02, "text": " He's hurt us."}, {"start": 12240.02, "end": 12253.34, "text": " What, heard us having dinner?"}, {"start": 12253.34, "end": 12255.34, "text": " Heard us... what?"}, {"start": 12255.34, "end": 12257.34, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 12257.34, "end": 12260.34, "text": " Oh, 100% he did."}, {"start": 12260.34, "end": 12266.34, "text": " You snored like a truck, dad!"}, {"start": 12266.34, "end": 12271.94, "text": " Well, at least that explains why Mr. Peanut was acting all strangely this whole weekend."}, {"start": 12271.94, "end": 12272.94, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 12272.94, "end": 12274.74, "text": " He probably saw more than we did in the end."}, {"start": 12274.74, "end": 12277.74, "text": " Peanut with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 12277.74, "end": 12286.74, "text": " I should have been more curious about those noises in the basement during the day."}, {"start": 12286.74, "end": 12287.74, "text": " Yes, you should have."}, {"start": 12287.74, "end": 12289.74, "text": " It's probably good if you didn't."}, {"start": 12289.74, "end": 12291.94, "text": " I sure hope that he's not in the backseat."}, {"start": 12291.94, "end": 12294.94, "text": " Thank God I have all of my precious and overpriced jewels."}, {"start": 12294.94, "end": 12296.94, "text": " That's what I said, he's in the back seat!"}, {"start": 12300.34, "end": 12302.34, "text": " You're right, you're right."}, {"start": 12304.94, "end": 12306.94, "text": " I know he's back here!"}, {"start": 12306.94, "end": 12311.94, "text": " I guess we could say this weekend was quite the unusual tell to be told to say this."}, {"start": 12311.94, "end": 12313.94, "text": " I get it, cause that's the name of the game."}, {"start": 12321.44, "end": 12322.94, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 12322.94, "end": 12326.94, "text": " Oh, that's him! Game of the year!"}, {"start": 12334.94, "end": 12337.94, "text": " Wait, and Philip! Wait, and Philip!"}, {"start": 12337.94, "end": 12351.94, "text": " He didn't want Bump Bump, I told y'all!"}, {"start": 12351.94, "end": 12361.94, "text": " Chris Redfield with the 5 game of the year!"}, {"start": 12361.94, "end": 12364.94, "text": " So, Philip was one and two!"}, {"start": 12367.94, "end": 12368.94, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 12370.94, "end": 12372.94, "text": " Actually, Game of the Year."}, {"start": 12377.94, "end": 12378.94, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 12380.94, "end": 12381.94, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 12383.94, "end": 12384.94, "text": " Are we there yet?"}, {"start": 12391.94, "end": 12393.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12398.380000000001, "end": 12403.42, "text": " J'all don't never miss man game of the year. I swear that was good, bruh"}, {"start": 12404.140000000001, "end": 12407.7, "text": " Funny game to voice actors was cooking man"}, {"start": 12409.220000000001, "end": 12411.220000000001, "text": " Game of the year"}, {"start": 12411.380000000001, "end": 12416.26, "text": " J'all with the five W. Dev W. J'all with the five. I"}, {"start": 12416.86, "end": 12421.460000000001, "text": " Thought broke by the pump on the back. I did that's crazy though that Philip was wanted to"}, {"start": 12421.94, "end": 12426.9, "text": " That's actually it's a $50,000 reward for the both of"}, {"start": 12428.300000000001, "end": 12430.300000000001, "text": " God leave"}, {"start": 12430.42, "end": 12432.62, "text": " Hey, say it with me chat"}, {"start": 12433.42, "end": 12434.86, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 12434.86, "end": 12436.86, "text": " Say it with me"}, {"start": 12439.060000000001, "end": 12441.7, "text": " Say it game of the year"}, {"start": 12443.58, "end": 12446.74, "text": " Now you know what time it is ladies and gentlemen"}, {"start": 12447.58, "end": 12450.78, "text": " Time for us to make us some more money, buddy"}, {"start": 12450.78, "end": 12464.78, "text": " Time for another episode of the Stanky Shores, ladies and gentlemen. Lock in! Time for another episode!"}, {"start": 12464.78, "end": 12466.78, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 12644.78, "end": 12655.78, "text": " You already know what time it is!"}, {"start": 12655.78, "end": 12665.78, "text": " Hello and welcome to Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 12665.78, "end": 12672.78, "text": " Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 12672.78, "end": 12675.78, "text": " Do you got some Stanky drawers?"}, {"start": 12675.78, "end": 12679.78, "text": " Let me get a sniff."}, {"start": 12679.78, "end": 12687.78, "text": " Lock in, ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 12687.78, "end": 12690.78, "text": " Lock in, ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 12690.78, "end": 12693.78, "text": " Yo, Trab with the 20 gifted."}, {"start": 12693.78, "end": 12707.1, "text": " WTRAV what the 20 gifted W. Dev appreciate that TRIV WTRAV man lock in all right WTRAV"}, {"start": 12707.1, "end": 12717.820000000002, "text": " for real appreciate that TRIV W. Dev look here if you was not here last episode what"}, {"start": 12717.82, "end": 12723.18, "text": " happen? What happened last episode? I threatened to get I threatened to get"}, {"start": 12723.18, "end": 12729.539999999999, "text": " sued a few times. Yeah, look how Sinema Stanky Shores is, man. It's unreal, dude."}, {"start": 12730.22, "end": 12735.86, "text": " Unreal. Um, anyway, what was I saying? Oh, yeah, it's going to open this thing up."}, {"start": 12735.86, "end": 12742.699999999999, "text": " By the way, Jack's lock in. If you were not here last episode, we invented the"}, {"start": 12742.7, "end": 12751.26, "text": " The Stanky Shores trademark, the Bullseye Blob Skip Zone."}, {"start": 12751.26, "end": 12755.66, "text": " Only one person has made it through this."}, {"start": 12755.66, "end": 12759.140000000001, "text": " So if you don't know what it is, you go down this slide,"}, {"start": 12759.140000000001, "end": 12761.26, "text": " you go boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 12761.26, "end": 12765.26, "text": " And if you make it past all of these and you land in here,"}, {"start": 12765.26, "end": 12769.94, "text": " you get a voucher for 2% off any purchase over $500"}, {"start": 12769.94, "end": 12771.34, "text": " at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 12771.34, "end": 12774.62, "text": " Only one person has done it, and it was Jekai."}, {"start": 12774.62, "end": 12777.1, "text": " Type one, if you remember, Jekai did that."}, {"start": 12777.1, "end": 12778.9, "text": " It was absolutely insane."}, {"start": 12778.9, "end": 12783.380000000001, "text": " So will somebody else do it again today?"}, {"start": 12783.380000000001, "end": 12784.54, "text": " I do not know."}, {"start": 12784.54, "end": 12786.86, "text": " We will find out, though."}, {"start": 12786.86, "end": 12787.82, "text": " We need to save."}, {"start": 12787.82, "end": 12790.460000000001, "text": " I feel like we need to save up some channel points today,"}, {"start": 12790.460000000001, "end": 12793.74, "text": " or research points."}, {"start": 12793.74, "end": 12795.34, "text": " Facecam, OK, yeah."}, {"start": 12795.34, "end": 12800.94, "text": " We currently have $2,800 in the bank right now."}, {"start": 12800.94, "end": 12802.82, "text": " What do we need to buy next, chat?"}, {"start": 12802.82, "end": 12803.66, "text": " What are we thinking?"}, {"start": 12803.66, "end": 12805.460000000001, "text": " We need to sell items out of the vending machine"}, {"start": 12805.460000000001, "end": 12806.82, "text": " so we can get the next star."}, {"start": 12806.82, "end": 12808.26, "text": " That's the main thing."}, {"start": 12808.26, "end": 12809.74, "text": " Yo, Karla, you need to chill out,"}, {"start": 12809.74, "end": 12812.1, "text": " diving head first in that shallow pool, man."}, {"start": 12812.1, "end": 12813.62, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 12813.62, "end": 12815.5, "text": " Oh, Joshua's waiting on the lemonade."}, {"start": 12816.62, "end": 12818.18, "text": " I'll be right with you, sir."}, {"start": 12819.58, "end": 12821.220000000001, "text": " Yo, keep your eye on this, too."}, {"start": 12821.220000000001, "end": 12822.060000000001, "text": " I wanna..."}, {"start": 12823.94, "end": 12825.62, "text": " Rosalina, what did you do?"}, {"start": 12830.94, "end": 12835.42, "text": " Come here Rosalina, I got something for you."}, {"start": 12835.42, "end": 12837.94, "text": " Oh, the owner smells, huh?"}, {"start": 12837.94, "end": 12839.86, "text": " Is that so?"}, {"start": 12839.86, "end": 12842.02, "text": " See ya!"}, {"start": 12842.02, "end": 12843.220000000001, "text": " The owner smells."}, {"start": 12843.220000000001, "end": 12845.300000000001, "text": " Yo, Jessica, get this cleaned up."}, {"start": 12845.300000000001, "end": 12848.380000000001, "text": " I mean Rachel."}, {"start": 12848.380000000001, "end": 12852.62, "text": " I got something for you too, Addison."}, {"start": 12852.62, "end": 12856.02, "text": " Who do y'all think y'all are?"}, {"start": 12856.02, "end": 12857.460000000001, "text": " Rachel, we need this clean."}, {"start": 12860.94, "end": 12862.94, "text": " Somebody's round to hold up."}, {"start": 12864.94, "end": 12868.94, "text": " Hey, y'all, be careful on that. Over the most certified daredevils can hit a click."}, {"start": 12871.94, "end": 12873.94, "text": " One second, Hannah, I'm on my way."}, {"start": 12876.94, "end": 12877.94, "text": " Oh, wait, where's the-"}, {"start": 12880.94, "end": 12882.94, "text": " Cody! Oh, you lor."}, {"start": 12883.94, "end": 12884.94, "text": " Hold on, Hannah, I'm here."}, {"start": 12885.94, "end": 12889.94, "text": " There you go, you're good. Hope you enjoyed the rest of your day at the Stanky Shores. Thank you."}, {"start": 12890.94, "end": 12892.94, "text": " Somebody wait no something. Yeah, I'm gonna go there"}, {"start": 12895.300000000001, "end": 12897.300000000001, "text": " How are y'all doing today"}, {"start": 12899.300000000001, "end": 12904.86, "text": " How are y'all doing you want to eliminate would eliminated I got you right there. Thank you so much Alan"}, {"start": 12904.9, "end": 12908.62, "text": " What's good Colton eliminate with ice and a lemon there you are"}, {"start": 12908.62, "end": 12914.02, "text": " Hope you have yourself a stanklicious stay at the stanky shores. Don't crap your drawers. That was clean"}, {"start": 12915.1, "end": 12917.1, "text": " That was clean"}, {"start": 12917.1, "end": 12932.460000000001, "text": " Now, the question is, the question is, Chad, who is going to be the first person to try"}, {"start": 12932.460000000001, "end": 12933.460000000001, "text": " this today?"}, {"start": 12933.460000000001, "end": 12941.94, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, does anybody want to, ma'am, there is 18 other showers out here"}, {"start": 12941.94, "end": 12943.66, "text": " and you're waiting behind this one guy."}, {"start": 12943.66, "end": 12946.300000000001, "text": " Can you explain that to me?"}, {"start": 12946.300000000001, "end": 12949.900000000001, "text": " Now, I don't know, I'm just saying, there's all, okay."}, {"start": 12949.900000000001, "end": 12950.740000000002, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 12952.060000000001, "end": 12954.500000000002, "text": " So what music you're trying to bull-dice on?"}, {"start": 12956.86, "end": 12960.380000000001, "text": " There's 18 showers, there's four."}, {"start": 12961.86, "end": 12963.460000000001, "text": " There's eight, same thing."}, {"start": 12964.980000000001, "end": 12965.820000000002, "text": " Same thing."}, {"start": 12966.900000000001, "end": 12969.060000000001, "text": " Hey, be careful."}, {"start": 12969.060000000001, "end": 12971.900000000001, "text": " Hannah, you was almost drowned a minute ago, be careful."}, {"start": 12974.580000000002, "end": 12975.420000000002, "text": " Is she good?"}, {"start": 12976.300000000001, "end": 12981.1, "text": " She's good. Hey, that's crazy. You go from almost... Yeah, that BBL is still there."}, {"start": 12981.1, "end": 12988.300000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy. It is still there, buddy. How you doing, Sophia?"}, {"start": 12988.300000000001, "end": 12993.02, "text": " Lemonade with a lemon in it. There you go. Thank you so much, Sophia. Have yourself a great day."}, {"start": 12993.02, "end": 12995.1, "text": " Thank you. How you doing it?"}, {"start": 12995.1, "end": 13024.02, "text": " I'm sorry yo Beckham I'm Beckham I'm sorry for real I did not mean it Beckham you good"}, {"start": 13024.02, "end": 13030.34, "text": " man. You just the way you were sitting there. I thought it was funny. Okay. I really didn't"}, {"start": 13030.34, "end": 13038.78, "text": " mean it though. Please don't sue me. Have a safe stay. Thank you. Where did you come"}, {"start": 13038.78, "end": 13043.54, "text": " from? Frank? How you doing Joe lemonade with a limit in it? There you go. I got to get"}, {"start": 13043.54, "end": 13050.1, "text": " some more lemonade. I'll be right back. I'll be right back y'all. Keep eye on the plate."}, {"start": 13050.1, "end": 13053.5, "text": " I am so sorry."}, {"start": 13053.5, "end": 13054.74, "text": " She's good."}, {"start": 13054.74, "end": 13055.74, "text": " Yo, Jack, keep out."}, {"start": 13055.74, "end": 13056.62, "text": " I got to get some limits."}, {"start": 13056.62, "end": 13059.140000000001, "text": " Get some limits."}, {"start": 13059.140000000001, "end": 13059.62, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13059.62, "end": 13060.300000000001, "text": " Got some limits."}, {"start": 13060.300000000001, "end": 13062.74, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13062.74, "end": 13066.54, "text": " I got to go back to PsiDones real quick so I can collect."}, {"start": 13070.300000000001, "end": 13072.42, "text": " What did I just hear?"}, {"start": 13072.42, "end": 13073.98, "text": " Thank you for using a vending machine."}, {"start": 13073.98, "end": 13076.54, "text": " I appreciate it."}, {"start": 13076.54, "end": 13078.86, "text": " How are y'all doing today?"}, {"start": 13078.86, "end": 13084.7, "text": " How can I help you eliminate what I said it there you go? Thank you. How can I help you Arlett? We're scarlet at"}, {"start": 13087.62, "end": 13091.24, "text": " She's scarlet that hasn't been scarred yet just Arlett"}, {"start": 13093.220000000001, "end": 13095.220000000001, "text": " Thank you have a good"}, {"start": 13096.86, "end": 13102.16, "text": " Kalea Kalaya you are gonna be the first part. She's going she's going she's going she's going she's going"}, {"start": 13102.42, "end": 13108.380000000001, "text": " Kalea be careful only one person has ever completed this will she be the second"}, {"start": 13108.86, "end": 13109.86, "text": " Great effort."}, {"start": 13109.86, "end": 13118.86, "text": " Clap it up for Kalea, only the second person on the deck."}, {"start": 13118.86, "end": 13128.86, "text": " Okay, I thought that was Glicks for a minute, only the..."}, {"start": 13128.86, "end": 13135.86, "text": " How you doing, Valeria?"}, {"start": 13135.86, "end": 13144.86, "text": " Yo, what's good, Beckham?"}, {"start": 13144.86, "end": 13149.86, "text": " You back?"}, {"start": 13149.86, "end": 13152.86, "text": " There you go, Beckham."}, {"start": 13152.86, "end": 13154.86, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 13154.86, "end": 13159.86, "text": " What was that noise?"}, {"start": 13164.86, "end": 13167.86, "text": " Is everybody okay?"}, {"start": 13167.86, "end": 13169.86, "text": " I just heard somebody screaming."}, {"start": 13169.86, "end": 13170.86, "text": " What you looking at?"}, {"start": 13170.86, "end": 13176.86, "text": " I just heard somebody screaming."}, {"start": 13176.86, "end": 13178.86, "text": " I guess everybody knew how you doing, Joshua."}, {"start": 13178.86, "end": 13179.86, "text": " Regular lemonade."}, {"start": 13179.86, "end": 13180.86, "text": " There you go, Joshua."}, {"start": 13180.86, "end": 13183.86, "text": " Well, Joshua, thank you. Have yourself a great trip."}, {"start": 13186.86, "end": 13191.86, "text": " Is anybody else gonna try the Bullseye Blobskip Zone?"}, {"start": 13191.86, "end": 13195.86, "text": " Anybody? There's money on the line. I'll pay you if you do it."}, {"start": 13195.86, "end": 13199.86, "text": " I'm lying. What you talking about? I'm lying. How you doing, Colton?"}, {"start": 13199.86, "end": 13204.86, "text": " You want some mustard on that? There you go. Oh, you like mustard, don't you?"}, {"start": 13210.86, "end": 13223.86, "text": " Tell me when. Not yet, I..."}, {"start": 13223.86, "end": 13231.86, "text": " All right, big dog. There you go. Hope you enjoy that. I just gonna die after he eats that."}, {"start": 13231.86, "end": 13234.1, "text": " That's too much of a time."}, {"start": 13236.6, "end": 13238.36, "text": " What's good Elijah, what can I do for you?"}, {"start": 13238.36, "end": 13240.16, "text": " Regular lemonade, I got you right there."}, {"start": 13240.16, "end": 13242.1, "text": " Thank you Elijah, have a good one."}, {"start": 13244.5, "end": 13246.28, "text": " Eric's, how you doing Joshua?"}, {"start": 13246.28, "end": 13247.74, "text": " You want a centiputter on that?"}, {"start": 13247.74, "end": 13248.78, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 13248.78, "end": 13250.12, "text": " Get you some of that centiputter."}, {"start": 13250.12, "end": 13252.18, "text": " Thank you so much for being here today."}, {"start": 13252.18, "end": 13255.32, "text": " I appreciate all y'all for being at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13255.32, "end": 13258.12, "text": " But I'm begging you, please somebody come try this"}, {"start": 13258.12, "end": 13259.62, "text": " blob skip bullseye zone."}, {"start": 13259.62, "end": 13261.62, "text": " I put so much work into it, please."}, {"start": 13261.86, "end": 13265.78, "text": " Here we go. I thought she was gonna do it, man."}, {"start": 13271.7, "end": 13279.140000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, we're gonna have a double triple flyover zone. Why are they going on the same slide?"}, {"start": 13281.380000000001, "end": 13283.54, "text": " Be careful, you gotta know what you're doing."}, {"start": 13287.300000000001, "end": 13290.900000000001, "text": " He's good. Who's next? I thought the other guy was gonna go."}, {"start": 13291.86, "end": 13294.560000000001, "text": " Hey be careful hit it with someone. Troy you went backwards"}, {"start": 13296.74, "end": 13298.74, "text": " clean"}, {"start": 13299.18, "end": 13300.54, "text": " Clean"}, {"start": 13300.54, "end": 13303.52, "text": " It's my way, no sudden. How may I help you Kyler?"}, {"start": 13303.94, "end": 13307.92, "text": " Lemonade with a lemon in it. There you go. Thank you so much Kyler. How you are?"}, {"start": 13307.92, "end": 13309.92, "text": " How do you have yourself a great day? Oh"}, {"start": 13312.62, "end": 13314.62, "text": " Yes, sir, how can I help you to?"}, {"start": 13321.86, "end": 13324.26, "text": " I can't get over it every time I see him."}, {"start": 13329.54, "end": 13330.380000000001, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 13331.78, "end": 13334.26, "text": " Okay, bet, Jim Bob, thank you."}, {"start": 13334.26, "end": 13336.7, "text": " Chat, every time I see him, I just think"}, {"start": 13336.7, "end": 13340.26, "text": " of when he was sitting on the bench."}, {"start": 13341.58, "end": 13344.62, "text": " Bro, a goober, man, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 13344.62, "end": 13345.5, "text": " Let me try."}, {"start": 13345.5, "end": 13347.380000000001, "text": " Maybe I'll inspire somebody to try it."}, {"start": 13347.380000000001, "end": 13348.900000000001, "text": " Watch this, everybody!"}, {"start": 13348.9, "end": 13354.74, "text": " That's bad for him."}, {"start": 13354.74, "end": 13357.26, "text": " I don't know how Jikai did that, but he did."}, {"start": 13357.26, "end": 13360.34, "text": " I don't know how he did it."}, {"start": 13360.34, "end": 13364.06, "text": " All we need is seven more things."}, {"start": 13364.06, "end": 13365.66, "text": " So from the vending machine, there you go."}, {"start": 13365.66, "end": 13366.66, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13366.66, "end": 13367.66, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 13367.66, "end": 13368.66, "text": " Yo, where is Airwrap?"}, {"start": 13368.66, "end": 13369.66, "text": " How you doing, Carson?"}, {"start": 13369.66, "end": 13370.66, "text": " You good?"}, {"start": 13370.66, "end": 13374.66, "text": " Hey, if you go walk to the concession, you're gonna have to walk to the concession, you're"}, {"start": 13374.66, "end": 13377.66, "text": " gonna have to walk to the concession."}, {"start": 13377.66, "end": 13383.78, "text": " walk to the concession stand, you need to buy something, bubba. Hey, you hear me? You"}, {"start": 13383.78, "end": 13391.18, "text": " won't walk up to the concession stand, you need to. Hey, you need to buy something, you"}, {"start": 13391.18, "end": 13399.26, "text": " gonna walk in there. You ain't got enough motion to hit that slide clean. Hit it then,"}, {"start": 13399.26, "end": 13404.9, "text": " Carson. That was the cleanest thing I've ever seen in my life. That was, that was actually,"}, {"start": 13404.9, "end": 13408.539999999999, "text": " I'm sorry for everything I said."}, {"start": 13408.539999999999, "end": 13410.9, "text": " That was the cleanest slide form I think"}, {"start": 13410.9, "end": 13413.859999999999, "text": " I have ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 13413.859999999999, "end": 13415.26, "text": " How you doing, Kalia?"}, {"start": 13415.26, "end": 13418.94, "text": " You're the one that tried the bullseye blob skip."}, {"start": 13418.94, "end": 13420.46, "text": " And you know what I'm going to give you extra,"}, {"start": 13420.46, "end": 13423.859999999999, "text": " just because you did that."}, {"start": 13423.859999999999, "end": 13425.22, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13425.22, "end": 13426.619999999999, "text": " What's good, you want both on that?"}, {"start": 13426.619999999999, "end": 13427.26, "text": " I can do that."}, {"start": 13434.9, "end": 13436.9, "text": " Woo! There you go!"}, {"start": 13436.9, "end": 13443.9, "text": " How you doing, Kyler? Pop forward, shillie line. There you go. Thank you so much, Kyler. Have yourself a great day. Thank you."}, {"start": 13446.9, "end": 13460.9, "text": " Chat, look, man, I'm not stingy. Here, I'm actually, I actually lose money because I run this place with such a, uh, a genuine, generous attitude."}, {"start": 13460.9, "end": 13468.9, "text": " to. I actually lose money because, you know, I'm so generous with my prices here. Like,"}, {"start": 13468.9, "end": 13476.98, "text": " look how you're never going to find a lemonade that you can get. What did you want? Melvin,"}, {"start": 13476.98, "end": 13484.38, "text": " are you really going to bluff me like that, Bubba? Look, you can't go nowhere else and"}, {"start": 13484.380000000001, "end": 13497.7, "text": " get a lemonade for only a 20 piece. You can't do 100% satisfaction rate again."}, {"start": 13500.300000000001, "end": 13511.320000000002, "text": " People are kicking the doors down to get into the stanky shores. Do 100%"}, {"start": 13511.32, "end": 13520.0, "text": " Satisfaction chat are you kidding me? Are you actually kidding me? Are you kidding? No, you're not one more. Yeah, I'm gonna do another one"}, {"start": 13521.199999999999, "end": 13526.16, "text": " Yeah, you know what's weird though. I don't feel like I'm making enough money. Should I buy some more money-making?"}, {"start": 13527.52, "end": 13529.52, "text": " Things"}, {"start": 13530.039999999999, "end": 13532.64, "text": " Let me buy some more money-making things"}, {"start": 13533.24, "end": 13538.199999999999, "text": " We're gonna open up. Let me check the snacks real quick. Are we good? Oh, there's only three granola bars left"}, {"start": 13538.2, "end": 13546.2, "text": " We're about to, uh, we're about more, more chairs."}, {"start": 13546.2, "end": 13555.2, "text": " I had the winds blowing strong and I'm in danger of blowing away because I, because I don't weigh nothing."}, {"start": 13555.2, "end": 13557.36, "text": " Did y'all see me fly and catch me?"}, {"start": 13557.36, "end": 13558.2, "text": " You spanked!"}, {"start": 13563.08, "end": 13565.08, "text": " Quit spanked, you ain't gonna hit me."}, {"start": 13569.16, "end": 13571.08, "text": " Oh, okay, I bet."}, {"start": 13572.08, "end": 13573.2, "text": " Let me see that car again."}, {"start": 13574.2, "end": 13575.04, "text": " Let me see that car again."}, {"start": 13575.04, "end": 13576.52, "text": " Let me see it come back to."}, {"start": 13577.84, "end": 13579.34, "text": " Let me see that car come back to."}, {"start": 13580.52, "end": 13581.36, "text": " Let me see it."}, {"start": 13582.44, "end": 13584.04, "text": " Fix the bull's eye zone gap."}, {"start": 13584.04, "end": 13586.52, "text": " No, that would be removing the skill gap."}, {"start": 13586.52, "end": 13588.68, "text": " It's been proven it can be done by Jekai,"}, {"start": 13588.68, "end": 13590.2, "text": " so I'm keeping it."}, {"start": 13590.2, "end": 13592.68, "text": " Chat, look, we have six channel points."}, {"start": 13592.68, "end": 13594.960000000001, "text": " Wait, let me go back to Poseidon's real quick"}, {"start": 13594.960000000001, "end": 13597.320000000002, "text": " before all the noon traffic gets in,"}, {"start": 13597.320000000002, "end": 13598.76, "text": " because people are kicking the doors down"}, {"start": 13598.76, "end": 13600.52, "text": " to get in here and look at the place."}, {"start": 13603.04, "end": 13604.2, "text": " It's so pathetic."}, {"start": 13605.640000000001, "end": 13609.400000000001, "text": " Hey, thank you."}, {"start": 13609.400000000001, "end": 13610.480000000001, "text": " What's next?"}, {"start": 13610.48, "end": 13618.48, "text": " sell tickets oh that's a easy one what else will he get me how do I get him to"}, {"start": 13618.48, "end": 13625.24, "text": " level three I wonder oh I have to be three stars okay I got it"}, {"start": 13625.24, "end": 13628.72, "text": " you are doing what"}, {"start": 13630.279999999999, "end": 13636.64, "text": " chat people around here just do not care inch or 20 we need the money"}, {"start": 13636.64, "end": 13641.64, "text": " I'm gonna crash myself. There's extra million."}, {"start": 13646.64, "end": 13649.64, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 13649.64, "end": 13654.64, "text": " Hey, how you doing? You got one of these?"}, {"start": 13654.64, "end": 13660.64, "text": " Hey, hey, hey, Gemma, you got a wristband? I don't see no wristband on you."}, {"start": 13660.64, "end": 13665.64, "text": " Hey, I don't see no wristband, Gemma."}, {"start": 13666.64, "end": 13674.56, "text": " You lost your mind that you're going to get here for free."}, {"start": 13674.56, "end": 13678.32, "text": " We barely stay in a float as it is that you're going to get in here for a free."}, {"start": 13678.32, "end": 13680.92, "text": " You lost your mind."}, {"start": 13680.92, "end": 13686.16, "text": " Okay, chat, listen."}, {"start": 13686.16, "end": 13693.48, "text": " Should we get an inflatable vending machine?"}, {"start": 13693.48, "end": 13710.279999999999, "text": " Yes, we should. That's gonna who's laughing? Who's laughing? Are you breaking a rule? You"}, {"start": 13710.279999999999, "end": 13716.119999999999, "text": " might got, oh, you do got a wristband on. Hey, how you doing Elaine, Eleni Elaine? On"}, {"start": 13716.119999999999, "end": 13721.279999999999, "text": " the count of three, get ready to jump. Okay. One, two, get in that pool. You a girl woman"}, {"start": 13721.28, "end": 13724.52, "text": " sitting there panicking in a three-foot pool and I lost your mind over here"}, {"start": 13724.52, "end": 13727.16, "text": " holding up traffic look how many people is waiting to get on that diving board"}, {"start": 13727.16, "end": 13735.08, "text": " I got right Rachel I gotta put out that inflatable vending machine hold up how"}, {"start": 13735.08, "end": 13739.76, "text": " you doing violet you want ice in that there you go thank you so much what's"}, {"start": 13739.76, "end": 13743.92, "text": " good rep you want ice in that as well I got you thank you it's just enough that"}, {"start": 13743.92, "end": 13749.52, "text": " inflatable vending machine Jack where should I put it I feel like right here"}, {"start": 13749.52, "end": 13752.24, "text": " There'll be a good spot for it, yeah?"}, {"start": 13752.24, "end": 13756.28, "text": " Chat, we officially have a vending machine?"}, {"start": 13756.28, "end": 13759.28, "text": " That's not gonna work."}, {"start": 13759.28, "end": 13761.28, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, we officially"}, {"start": 13761.28, "end": 13764.16, "text": " have a vending machine."}, {"start": 13764.16, "end": 13766.32, "text": " People can buy inflatables."}, {"start": 13779.52, "end": 13787.52, "text": " I'm gonna give you extra. You gotta keep that thing operational somehow. Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 13787.52, "end": 13795.76, "text": " I gotta go give some more popcorn and some more lemonade. I'll be right back y'all."}, {"start": 13795.76, "end": 13809.36, "text": " I mean man. Popcorn. Somebody's drowning at the worst time. Oh, oh, oh man. Hold on!"}, {"start": 13809.36, "end": 13811.36, "text": " I'm on my way, hold on."}, {"start": 13812.960000000001, "end": 13814.76, "text": " Somebody's drowning, move."}, {"start": 13814.76, "end": 13816.640000000001, "text": " How you doing, Alan?"}, {"start": 13816.640000000001, "end": 13818.560000000001, "text": " Ice and a lemon in that, there you go."}, {"start": 13818.560000000001, "end": 13820.560000000001, "text": " Hold on, somebody's drowning."}, {"start": 13822.52, "end": 13823.52, "text": " I'm on my way."}, {"start": 13827.960000000001, "end": 13828.960000000001, "text": " I'm on my..."}, {"start": 13832.84, "end": 13833.68, "text": " Call me."}, {"start": 13833.68, "end": 13844.76, "text": " There we go. Bear with the 5W. Bear with the 5. There we go. Y'all enjoying the Stanky"}, {"start": 13844.76, "end": 13850.32, "text": " Shore Certified Chill Zone? I sure do hope so. Thank y'all so much for being here today."}, {"start": 13850.32, "end": 13857.16, "text": " I appreciate y'all. Enjoy the rest of your stay. Thank you. There we go. People waiting"}, {"start": 13857.16, "end": 13863.32, "text": " on some stuff. How are you doing, Hannah? You want to limit in that? There you go. Thank"}, {"start": 13863.32, "end": 13864.16, "text": " Thank you so."}, {"start": 13868.44, "end": 13871.6, "text": " Cool stuff, that was a good try."}, {"start": 13871.6, "end": 13873.64, "text": " That was a good try, how you doing?"}, {"start": 13873.64, "end": 13875.08, "text": " Lemonade with a lemon, there you go."}, {"start": 13875.08, "end": 13878.52, "text": " I got a stocked vending machine for the floaties."}, {"start": 13878.52, "end": 13879.52, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 13881.44, "end": 13882.76, "text": " How you doing, man?"}, {"start": 13882.76, "end": 13885.24, "text": " You just gonna sit there and watch me drown?"}, {"start": 13885.24, "end": 13886.279999999999, "text": " You just gonna sit there and watch me drown?"}, {"start": 13886.279999999999, "end": 13887.72, "text": " What you getting there then?"}, {"start": 13887.72, "end": 13889.0, "text": " You just gonna sit there and watch me drown?"}, {"start": 13889.0, "end": 13889.88, "text": " You wanna go and reach out of hand"}, {"start": 13889.88, "end": 13890.72, "text": " and try to grab me or nothing?"}, {"start": 13890.72, "end": 13891.72, "text": " No, you're dead."}, {"start": 13891.720000000001, "end": 13901.800000000001, "text": " Look at this. Chat they can buy inflatables here now. They can buy inflatables now. It's"}, {"start": 13901.800000000001, "end": 13912.560000000001, "text": " a beautiful site to the home. Where is Rachel? Look at that. You know they cheat, too. How"}, {"start": 13912.560000000001, "end": 13917.960000000001, "text": " are you doing, Aaron? Is your name Aaron? Yeah, it's Aaron. Popcorn with Cinnabutter."}, {"start": 13917.960000000001, "end": 13936.080000000002, "text": " you go thank you how are you doing emerald where's the diamond at was she"}, {"start": 13936.08, "end": 13955.64, "text": " watching me was she what oh my goodness it was so close don't be you Jackson he"}, {"start": 13955.64, "end": 13959.12, "text": " made it almost in oh my goodness you'd have been the second person ever make it"}, {"start": 13959.12, "end": 13966.560000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness that would have been tough. Is this slide still doing good? Yes it is."}, {"start": 13966.560000000001, "end": 13973.1, "text": " Absolutely beautiful. There we go. Somebody's waiting on a lemonade check."}, {"start": 13973.1, "end": 13977.7, "text": " People love them lemonade. No Joe. How are you doing lemonade with a women? There"}, {"start": 13977.7, "end": 13983.300000000001, "text": " you go. Thank you so much. Have a good one. How are you doing Emeril? What a"}, {"start": 13983.300000000001, "end": 13988.060000000001, "text": " dominant already said that my fault have a good one"}, {"start": 13994.420000000002, "end": 14000.340000000002, "text": " hey I know that didn't hurt that BBL done saves you I know you ain't hurt"}, {"start": 14000.340000000002, "end": 14004.62, "text": " Lee it's like you fell on a pillow"}, {"start": 14006.54, "end": 14010.140000000001, "text": " let me get this repair"}, {"start": 14013.300000000001, "end": 14032.820000000002, "text": " What? Why do people keep vandalizing the porta-potties? What's you buying? How good do these work?"}, {"start": 14032.820000000002, "end": 14036.420000000002, "text": " Hold up! This is the first person I've seen buy one!"}, {"start": 14036.42, "end": 14042.4, "text": " I'm a no-time we got them things off team move we resell them for trip on a prize"}, {"start": 14042.4, "end": 14044.4, "text": " What's he talking about?"}, {"start": 14064.88, "end": 14070.48, "text": " Did he just get it inflatable to leave"}, {"start": 14072.4, "end": 14079.84, "text": " I can't say I got stolen from because they do have to buy him, but why could you imagine"}, {"start": 14079.84, "end": 14086.08, "text": " he bought that just to take it to another water park and he that's like getting a food"}, {"start": 14086.08, "end": 14090.8, "text": " from one fast food restaurant and pulling up to another one to get your drink and while"}, {"start": 14090.8, "end": 14093.84, "text": " you're at the drive through the like eating the other food and showing you the box like"}, {"start": 14093.84, "end": 14099.76, "text": " hey this is Taco Bell but I'm at McDonald's getting a sweet tea look at this."}, {"start": 14099.76, "end": 14103.92, "text": " You know, insane cheek action with the 500 bits."}, {"start": 14103.92, "end": 14106.800000000001, "text": " Hey, Cage, Jax gave my nephew and I free tickets,"}, {"start": 14106.800000000001, "end": 14110.68, "text": " and he's now in the hospital with a brain-iddy amoeba"}, {"start": 14110.68, "end": 14113.68, "text": " from your pools filled with fecal matter."}, {"start": 14113.68, "end": 14115.84, "text": " I heard you're sending free butt cheek photos,"}, {"start": 14115.84, "end": 14116.960000000001, "text": " so people don't see you."}, {"start": 14116.960000000001, "end": 14117.92, "text": " That could work for me."}, {"start": 14117.92, "end": 14119.64, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 14119.64, "end": 14120.52, "text": " You got lost."}, {"start": 14120.52, "end": 14121.6, "text": " Oh, my."}, {"start": 14121.6, "end": 14126.24, "text": " You ain't about to scam no free butt cheek pictures out of me,"}, {"start": 14126.24, "end": 14126.72, "text": " you ain't."}, {"start": 14129.76, "end": 14135.1, "text": " How are you doing? Okay. Yo, Rachel, can we give you some personal space, please?"}, {"start": 14135.1, "end": 14139.76, "text": " There you go. Thank you so much. How are you doing today, Brooklyn?"}, {"start": 14139.76, "end": 14142.76, "text": " Oh! Give me a minute!"}, {"start": 14147.76, "end": 14150.76, "text": " The bathrooms are on your left."}, {"start": 14150.76, "end": 14153.76, "text": " Oh, somebody else got floaty!"}, {"start": 14153.76, "end": 14158.76, "text": " Oh, I'm so sorry. No, I'm not."}, {"start": 14158.76, "end": 14162.2, "text": " Wait, you're somebody else. I threw somebody out with that same name earlier."}, {"start": 14162.2, "end": 14165.0, "text": " Why are people buying floaties just to leave?"}, {"start": 14175.48, "end": 14177.0, "text": " Wait, chat."}, {"start": 14177.0, "end": 14179.4, "text": " Wait, are we gonna hit three stars?"}, {"start": 14180.28, "end": 14181.4, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 14183.800000000001, "end": 14185.0, "text": " I was here?"}, {"start": 14185.0, "end": 14196.2, "text": " Wait, we might hit three stars right now."}, {"start": 14196.2, "end": 14197.2, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 14197.2, "end": 14198.2, "text": " How you do it?"}, {"start": 14198.2, "end": 14199.2, "text": " Do it."}, {"start": 14199.2, "end": 14200.2, "text": " Do it."}, {"start": 14200.2, "end": 14207.2, "text": " I thought she was going to do the bullseye zone."}, {"start": 14207.2, "end": 14213.24, "text": " Ma'am, ma'am, really?"}, {"start": 14213.24, "end": 14215.24, "text": " You need a floaty to take a shower."}, {"start": 14219.039999999999, "end": 14221.0, "text": " Rachel, what do I gotta keep telling you"}, {"start": 14221.0, "end": 14223.1, "text": " about giving people personal space?"}, {"start": 14226.46, "end": 14227.699999999999, "text": " I'm so sorry, Rachel."}, {"start": 14227.699999999999, "end": 14229.4, "text": " I was just trying to get over here."}, {"start": 14235.38, "end": 14236.6, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 14236.6, "end": 14237.72, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 14239.8, "end": 14241.3, "text": " Oh, two and a half star."}, {"start": 14243.24, "end": 14247.88, "text": " I was here, baby."}, {"start": 14247.88, "end": 14251.36, "text": " Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 14251.36, "end": 14254.36, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 14254.36, "end": 14256.36, "text": " I could get close to getting there."}, {"start": 14256.36, "end": 14257.36, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 14257.36, "end": 14258.36, "text": " I went here."}, {"start": 14258.36, "end": 14259.36, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 14259.36, "end": 14260.36, "text": " How are you doing so far?"}, {"start": 14260.36, "end": 14261.36, "text": " Ice and lemon."}, {"start": 14261.36, "end": 14262.36, "text": " There you are."}, {"start": 14262.36, "end": 14263.36, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 14263.36, "end": 14264.36, "text": " How are you doing, Beckham?"}, {"start": 14264.36, "end": 14265.36, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 14265.36, "end": 14266.36, "text": " You won't catch up on that."}, {"start": 14266.36, "end": 14267.36, "text": " You want a little bit or a lot?"}, {"start": 14267.36, "end": 14268.36, "text": " You want a lot?"}, {"start": 14268.36, "end": 14269.36, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 14269.36, "end": 14278.12, "text": " I bet I did not mean to push you you still want to have all I did not mean you still want to hot"}, {"start": 14278.12, "end": 14296.12, "text": " 100% satisfaction again!"}, {"start": 14296.12, "end": 14304.76, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, we hit two and a half stars today."}, {"start": 14304.76, "end": 14310.720000000001, "text": " And both of our shifts were 100% satisfaction."}, {"start": 14310.720000000001, "end": 14317.240000000002, "text": " So I think tomorrow we might honestly hit three stars."}, {"start": 14317.240000000002, "end": 14318.76, "text": " Check the stinky dupe."}, {"start": 14318.76, "end": 14322.52, "text": " As soon as we hit three stars, we get some big boy slides."}, {"start": 14322.52, "end": 14325.0, "text": " It's going to get crazy."}, {"start": 14325.0, "end": 14327.12, "text": " It's actually going to get crazy, Chad."}, {"start": 14327.12, "end": 14328.68, "text": " People love the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 14328.68, "end": 14331.8, "text": " Don't believe those stupid reviews on the internet."}, {"start": 14331.8, "end": 14332.68, "text": " They're lying."}, {"start": 14332.68, "end": 14334.64, "text": " They're all bot hate reviews."}, {"start": 14334.64, "end": 14338.64, "text": " 100% satisfaction from the actual customers that pull up."}, {"start": 14338.64, "end": 14339.6, "text": " Two and a half stars."}, {"start": 14339.6, "end": 14342.2, "text": " I think tomorrow there's a chance we get three stars."}, {"start": 14342.2, "end": 14344.28, "text": " That will be absolute cinema."}, {"start": 14344.28, "end": 14346.32, "text": " W episode again."}, {"start": 14346.32, "end": 14347.4, "text": " Great stream, Chad."}, {"start": 14347.4, "end": 14348.28, "text": " I love y'all, man."}, {"start": 14348.28, "end": 14353.28, "text": " Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again"}, {"start": 14353.28, "end": 14358.02, "text": " tonight, preset all the gift is subs, don't knows, bits, follows, and of course I'll"}, {"start": 14358.02, "end": 14361.560000000001, "text": " preset all y'all for this hanging out. Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's"}, {"start": 14361.560000000001, "end": 14364.12, "text": " night, have a good day tomorrow, and I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen,"}, {"start": 14364.12, "end": 14366.12, "text": " love you tonight. Peace out y'all."}]}