Yeah.
Ah!
Yeah.
You already know what time it is.
Don't you?
Yeah, you do
time, time, time, time, for a spin, buddy, time, for a spin, buddy, time, for a spin,
Time for a spin. Prepare yourself. Send it.
Gotta get a good one now. I don't want no measly spin. Gotta get a good one here.
Hey, God's to get a good one here. Send it.
Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Oh, yeah. That, that right there. That's a good one. Wow.
Oh, oh yeah, one of the best even.
I mean, spectacular.
Sorry I'm adjusting the mic.
There we go.
Clean.
Clean, buddy.
Cheers, pal.
Cheers.
Oh, man, that's some good brew right there.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Got some good brew right there.
Oh, oh yeah.
Run it a little dry.
Oh, yeah.
And...
Oh, yeah.
Look at that right there.
Yeah, look at that right there.
Look at that.
Yeah, that's good right there.
Still got a good helping in there.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
I like that!
They call me the Ed White Executioner.
They call me the Egg White Executioner.
Look at all them egg whites right there.
Look at them.
Just thought I'd show y'all while I was over there.
some good egg whites right there. I don't know if y'all ever had that. Bob Evans egg
whites. I don't know if y'all ever had those. Um, yeah, they good. That's not a
plug either. There's another one in there too, but I couldn't I couldn't grab
all of them. Thanks Cole.
Did you did you like my egg white collection?
Don't ask your own strength to kill that man.
Stay there.
I
Yo
Yo case if you shake someone's
if
What does that say?
5,000 bits by the way w 5000 bits from armatage
2000
Uh, yo case, if you shake hands with someone saying they'll always be your friend, would
you hold them to that or not?
No, I wouldn't.
Got me messed up, I'd forget about that a day later.
Matter of fact, I'd forget about that 20 minutes later.
Matter of fact, already forgot what the question was.
you Tom! Oh yeah. Yo! What's good what's good what's good was good was good
ladies and gentlemen I hath returned once more yet again yet again once more
yet again once more again yet again once more again once more yet again
again, again, once more, yet again, once more.
Link, bring, Al, your mom,
Syke with the five, OS,
with the OS,
Com, Corey, Skelly,
Alien, Allie, Jerry,
BD, Night,
Caso's mom, without even know how many months that is,
W mom, I don't know how many months that is right there,
48 months.
W. Mobber to 48 months, A. Jacks, Reb, Christian, W. Summers, man, appreciate y'all.
Gray hoody. I repeat. I repeat. Gray hoody. And if you don't believe me, that's a gray hoody right there.
Uh, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Gray hoodie buster.
I still got some new robes on the way too,
then things gonna be clean.
I still got some new robes on the way.
I ain't gonna tell y'all the color though.
Y'all just go have to guess.
Y'all just go have to guess what color it is.
Oh yeah!
Look what else I got too.
Yo Lily with the 10, W Lily with the 10,
the 10, appreciate that Lily? W Lily with the 10. Look what else I got. Got a
back room's phone case. That thing clean. Look at that brother. That thing is so
clean. Why ain't it focusing? There it is.
Look at that. That's clean. Y'all mess with that? That's hard. I mess with that.
Got a back room's phone case. Clean. Vy's with the five. Appreciate that Vy's.
with the five. Starly with the five. Thank you. Look at that right there. Clean, ain't it?
Admit it's clean. Type one if it's clean. Were you good at R6 case? No, I was not.
I never planned to be.
I hate that disgusting disgrace of a game.
I really do.
I hate it with every fiber of my being.
But it was fun playing with Jinxie and Joe.
It was fun playing with Jinxie and Joe, though.
Chloe with the five.
W. Chloe with the five.
Thank you.
I'm watching you in my class right now.
You better tell the teacher to shut the class off,
Because there's more important business going on here.
I have not seen that cowboy.
Thank you, cowboy, as well.
Hey, case, in honor of the first day
of my senior year of college, how many small children
would it take to beat you in a fight?
I'm studying to be a pre-K teacher, by the way.
Now, when you say small children,
How small are we talking?
Like, if you mean three-year-olds,
I'm killing about 200 of them before they get me.
But if they're about 10, like 10-year-olds,
it would probably take about 30 of them for them to get me.
Yours truly with the five.
Thank you.
So yeah, it would probably,
if they're like three years old,
it would take probably about,
not even, no,
a matter of fact, it'd take about 1,000 of them.
Like three years old, it'd take about 1,000 of them.
10 year olds, it would,
let me see.
Like no weapons.
Like no weapons?
What kind of horrible person fights a thousand three year olds?
It's a hypothetical question, man.
What do you mean?
It's hypothetical.
Now if you give me a baseball bat, I could probably take down about a hundred ten-year-olds.
But by the a hundredth one, I'd start getting like super duper tired.
And I'd probably, it'd probably be Gigi's right there.
No, Joe, but yeah, just keeping it real.
know what I mean. Case, does the cup and a microwave with pizza trick work for a
grilled cheese? The more important question is why are you ever in a
situation where you have to reheat a grilled cheese? I have never in my life
ever been in a situation where I have to reheat a grilled cheese and I don't think
I ever will. A grilled cheese is one of those things like you make it and it's
like there. Yo, Calooa with the five, thank you.
So have y'all been in a situation where you got a reheat of grilled cheese? Yo,
happy birthday, Alexis. Can you give a message to Mrs. Ryan students to stay in
seats and listen to directions. Hey, yo, Mrs. Ryan's class, y'all better stay in y'all seats
and listen to directions. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Happy birthday, Alexis. Thank you.
Okay, Bet. Appreciate that, uh, Starly. Thank you, Starly. Appreciate that.
Hey, K, some in school to become a nurse and for phlebotomy class, we have to poke people.
wait y'all are still doing lobotomies? I thought they outlawed that.
What is a phlebotomy?
Can you tell my husband to stop being a baby and let me practice on them? Would
you let your wife practice on you? No I wouldn't because first off I don't know
what that is. But you should let her practice, sir. Oh, that's where they draw blood. Oh,
no, no, I would not. No, absolutely would not. Nope. I asked. No, I absolutely would
not. Absolutely would not. Nope. Lily with the five W Lily with the five. Thank you.
Do you like the snack pack puddings, bro?
When I was a kid, I did.
Say, yo, I'm here to snack pack puddings, bro.
Dude, when I was a kid, I liked those.
Good things was good.
Yo, I appreciate that test direction.
W test direction, I appreciate you for real, Tess.
Thank you.
W test, I appreciate you.
Okay, so I'm about to go to the vending machine. What snack and drink would you recommend?
We'll see now now we got a problem because I don't know what your vending machine carries
Bag of chips and like a diet coke not gonna lie
Yeah, like a bag of chips a diet coke you'll tell you what to find
That's crazy, I'm lying. Thank you, Lyon. Don't you lie with the thousand bits as well. Thank you.
Miss Vickie's is good, bro. Slightly, not just slightly, a tad overrated. I will say, but really good, nonetheless.
Nevertheless, good, Marissa with the 5W, Marissa with the...
Hey, case I'm an EMT student and have a hospital shift tomorrow, any words of advice?
I actually went to classes to be an EMT and passed them and right before I was going to
get hired at the end of the they told me I was gonna be working 20 24 hour shifts
and I I said no I'm good I swear I did other thing I love I did I'm dead
serious I've told you all this sort before I swear I did I'm actually serious
I literally was gonna be an empty EMT I went to like classes like the CPR thing
and all of that they said okay you're gonna be working 24 hour shifts I was
like oh and I made up a lie I was like yeah I just don't think I could really
handle this type of job you know it seems really stressful and the whole time
I was like I'm not trying to work 24 hours yes sure it did it's probably for
the best bro I'd have been goaded at that what you mean
Bro, I would have been goaded for that.
Cap, Chad, if you was dying and you see me pull up and I'm the EMT, are you happy?
Ben, have you by that said, no. Also, get them out of my sight, it's time. Get them
out of my sight, it's time. Mommy long legs with the five paws. What? Lock in. It is time.
the wordle warrior.
Hath return.
Once more.
I got an absolutely crazy one yesterday.
Can I go back to back?
I think yes.
Kara with the five. Thank you.
Lock in.
It is time buddy.
Right here, right now.
Let's get it.
How are you going to advertise your other games?
Man, get out of here.
Well, that's a disaster.
That is a disaster.
Let's go see them.
You just hate to see it, dude.
Oh lord!
Oh, man!
I think it starts with an R.
Or it doesn't have to, it could go E-R. Okay, what starts with E-R?
E...
It can't be a road because there's no D in it.
He wrote
It could be no
Hush young sprout I'm thinking
Wait a minute oh
Oh, I was going to go either.
Wait, it's eight.
Bro!
Wait, there's no R in that. I'm stupid.
What?
It's got to be TR or something, or get this out of my ear stacked.
What is this in my ear now?
Why is there like a little kid talking on the song?
Hold on, Trif.
That is a war, dude.
Trite.
Oh, almost got so croak.
Oh, it's Trif.
too easy
hey
hey buddy
look here partner
easy. Hey, look here, partner. Too easy. Look up the definition. I don't need to look up
the definition. I know what a tribe is. Buster. Spider-Man could do that. Why are you having
to bring up Spider-Man every chance you get, dude.
Big dog.
What checked the glaze for Spider-Man?
No joke.
The glaze for Spider-Man is actually
like it's getting to a point of like, bro, what is going on?
You know what I mean? It's actually getting bad.
Okay.
Connections I'd rather get farted on by a disease written like
fairy tale monster and die than do connections. You got me
messed up. I refuse.
I refuse to do connections. You ain't gonna make me about the flex on y'all get flexed
on doober. Yeah, that's right. Got a backroom's phone case get flexed on. You know what's
crazy. I actually think this is safe to say right here. I think I'm the only person here
that has a backroom's phone case. That has to be true. Wait, that actually has to be
true. I actually think I'm the only person here in the back room in Stonkers.
Why y'all lying, bruh?
Look at it, man!
So...
Tmoo, Etsy.
Don't you try, what if I did get it off Tmoo?
Is that a problem? It better not be.
Whatever makes you happy, what is that supposed to mean?
What's that supposed to mean?
it's cool. Type one if you think it's cool. Type two if if if you're a goober.
Type 3 if you're a simpleton.
Type four if you don't know what's going on.
Type five if you're a human.
Type six if you're less than five feet tall.
eight if you're more than seven feet tall.
What are you doing man? About to ban you? What you mean what am I doing? I'm doing
what I want to do right now. Why y'all lie cuz they like lying? Everybody here
just be straight up lying.
Buddy ain't tough with the back rooms cover.
It looks like I'm in the backrooms right now, don't it?
Looks like you're just in the backrooms right now.
I'm not sure.
Miserable way you can hate on this phone case.
Big booty grandpa with the five gifted. Thank you.
W big booty grandpa with the five gifted.
I bet. Uh, Benji W. Benji. Thank you.
What is this? Who's solo Spider-Man in every way?
Hatton? The first half of that got like, uh, eaten, eaten alive. Hey, case of, you know,
Sam put the thousand bits case I broke with my, with my boyfriend of 1.5
years today because I found out he was lying to me the whole relationship. I'm
I'm really sad, can I get some advice from the pickle?
Yo, Jim with the five, thank you.
Well, I hate to hear that right there.
I unfortunately can't give you advice
from the pickle right now
because the pickle is not in this building,
particularly right now,
but I will take place of the pickle today.
Things will get better than they are now.
The sun always shines after the rain.
Lie you with the five, thank you.
He lied for you the whole relationship?
What was he lying about when that ain't none of my business?
But still.
Yo, I appreciate that Marissa, W. Marissa, I'm having to hear that Marissa, thank you.
Chad, I ain't even being messy, bro.
I was just asking, send it with the file.
Thank you, send it with the file.
What?
Thank you for the thousand bits.
Wait, what?
He was using chat GPT to alter text.
What?
So, you was in a relationship with this dude for a year and a half, and the whole time
he was using chat GPT for the text.
There's no way.
Wait, is that real?
Wait a minute dude.
Wait is that real?
is that real? Hey, I'm talking to you. There ain't no way it takes you that long to message
back right now. Yo, Sam. I said is okay. That is crazy though. I got another question.
Now forgive me for being a little, you know, curious here. Now this isn't a crazy like
question. But I also have another question. How did you figure it out? What what what gave
it what what happened to where it gave it away? That's a great question, I'd be a great interviewer.
I swear I would. Bro, I am so good at asking the best questions. It's actually insane. You know,
if I wouldn't have been a streamer, I swear I could have been I did I asked such good questions
like, right, that's a great question. What happened that you
that made you figure it out? Now, you know, if you don't want
to share that, that's cool. But I got to throw that I got to
throw that question out there. Right? I got, I got throw that
question out there. Not give you, I'll give you a minute to, you know, I logged into his
email and it was on his Gemini history, which is Google chat GPT. After we got into a fight.
How did he defend himself?
What did he say in defense of this?
That's another great question.
Oh, my goodness, I'm actually, I'm actually going.
What did he say in defense of this?
with the five. So that's where I'm a good interview, bro. I miss the lore. The lore is boyfriend
He broke up after 1.5 years today because he was using chat GPT to alter text messages.
I bet some of y'all that here right now are doing that.
I bet y'all be doing that too, don't you?
No, I have a brain of my own.
Cap!
Can you imagine though chat you've been in a relationship with somebody for 1.5 years
and then you figure out the text messages were altered by chat GPT bro I don't even know
know what you do at that point.
Yo, digs you with the five, thank you.
She has issues too for logging into his account.
You have issues too because your name is K-SOS clapping cheese.
You have no room to talk yourself.
I'm gonna go get some water.
D.V. with the fire.
That ain't none of my business though.
My brother wants me to tell you we kicked him out of the family fantasy league.
Okay.
Well, I hate that for him.
You'll tell what the five W tell what the five.
Well, yeah, I hate that forum.
You'll see it with the 5000 bits WC of the 5000 bits.
Hey, case we had to put my girlfriend's dog cash down recently.
She's had it since she was 12.
Can you hit a RIP cash and tell her to get better?
Something you're West in peace cash RIP cash.
I hate to hear that.
Hopefully, everything gets better soon.
Rest in peace, cash.
That's a tough name for a dog, too.
Cash.
What's good, cash?
My eye, it's got pink eye again.
GG.
Man, let's see what's on the tube today.
What's on the tube today?
What's on the...
I
Honestly it's always been our policy but the choir is new
Quick little side point. This is the most annoying commercial ever invented by the way just want to point that out there
I absolutely despise this commercial
Anyway
The extended version is a million ties worn on
Okay, so what the file?
Meta.
Play.
Hey, Meta.
Shut up!
Hello, everyone.
Rare and scary animal encounters by Mind Warehouse.
Y'all know I love-
Hello, everyone.
Okay, first video and I already have multiple questions here.
This did not look like a situation of how this guy just took his dog outside like, oh,
there's a bear there.
There is obviously a bear right there.
means was he expecting his dog to like scare the bear off or something like that?
That's the only thing I can think of.
I don't know though.
Hello everyone.
Police officers rushed to a bank after the alarm went off and climbed into a shattered
window. I need you to...
Ow, yuck!
...to see if you'll bury its soul.
Ow, yuck!
Oh, f**k!
Shack them deers be breakin' glass, dude.
Oh, deer!
Cheatin' the pie.
Well, at least they escorted him out.
Let's play guess the animal.
That sounded like a bear.
Oh
Yo, what they making a me so mad
Oh, there she goes, Ember safe, holy s***, Ember come!
Wait they own the moose come here. Oh, there's a dog out there
Dude yo alien with the five w alien with the five. Thank you
Smart dog though really smart dog
Come here
Oh, we saw this one too, Chad, what is the one animal in the world that would be the
worst to die to, you think?
Like the absolute worst animal to die to.
with the fire thank you up there would be pretty bad
snake actually think snake would be one of the best ways the animals to go like
it just bites you and poisons you unless it's like a constrictor we saw
Oh, this one, too.
Alien, want another five, thank you.
Look at the horns only.
I just killed a kid.
What?
Oh, never mind.
Never mind.
I thought there was a kid in there, bro.
Bro went in the stuff.
Bro went in the st- He's chasing after an on-horseback into the bank.
Alien, what another file?
behind. Come on everybody let's get on line. Thirty a month gonna blow your mind. Eight seven, seven, three nine, three.
We're cooked.
I'm going to get you.
Hey, case by a cat named Kitty who's all white.
God knows what cancer today.
They have to put her on a palliative care.
She loves your voice.
Of course, we're going to talk to you.
Kitty, kitty, give her a shout out.
Yo, W kitty.
Hope she gets better soon.
W kitty.
I hope she gets better soon.
Thank you, animator or emanator.
Thank you.
Hope Kitty gets better soon.
Thank you.
Okay, so I'm getting a pet pigeon soon.
Do you have any any name recommendations?
Phineas. Sounds like a good name for a pigeon.
Phineas the pigeon.
Oh, yeah, we saw it.
This won't have slipped in the puddle and it saved this dude.
Let's play against the animal.
Alligator this is giving Florida got to be an alligator gotta be
You know maybe
If you survive
Rope and eatin' good, man.
Oh my god.
Look at that belly.
Go on, buddy.
Oh, this is the one I do thought is gettin' chased by a doll.
Man, I've done seen a lot of these so far.
Man I saw this one too!
I think I might have saw that one.
If it learns on video, nobody would have believed him.
I would have believed him.
Man, we don't seem like every video in here, bro.
We didn't see this one.
Holy ****!
He's looking in our house right now.
Let him be in!
He's hungry!
Captain Lion was curious but easily spooked.
A few taps on the weather did the trip.
Then why'd you let him in?
Guess the animal, deal.
Seen it?
Got some ostrich action!
Oh, no!
Bro is mad!
Now we save it!
Uh-oh.
None of them was prepared for lasting cancer.
Seen that one, come on.
I just broke out of Blinky.
Man, I gotta get a new video. I've seen every single one of these.
Dude! I've seen like 90% of these, man!
Come on, man!
Don't bring a knife to a sword fight.
Good one.
Somebody said how it's made.
Oh dude.
Is there any new how it's made that I haven't seen?
Bro, it's been so long since I've watched a how it's made, bro.
Chad, what's a good how it's made?
Hot sauce, I think I've seen it.
They have an eight hour compilation of how it's made.
Oh my goodness.
We just struck gold.
This will feed us for weeks.
Chevy is early in the 20th century.
Did I see a Oreo how it's made before?
I don't think I have.
Have I?
Somebody look it up real quick.
You gotta leave man, I'll look it up, y'all slow.
What I pay y'all for?
I did, I did see the Oreo one.
Yo, I did a list of every how it's made that I've seen.
We did Oreos.
What's after Oreos?
Is this still Oreos?
Eugh, that look nasty.
Anybody got no time stamps in here?
Not a single one of these commenters left time stamps.
What do I pay y'all for?
Watch Hot Dog? I know I've watched the Hot Dogs.
Well, what is this? What is this one? What is this one?
There's nothing kids love more than candies they can pull and stretch.
Have I seen a dummy warren one? Yo, Gina, with the five, thank you.
I
Know it means why gummy candies and licorice have always been stick to your teeth favorites
Except with parents who don't have a family dental plan
Good one.
No, no, they do not, Buster. We call those Twizzlers.
flavoring cap on that natural there's a bunch of red 40 in there they cook the
mixture for two hours at 216 look at all that red 40 going in there slowly forms a
thick paste
they pull it down then put it through extruders the extruders work like icing
nozzles shaping the paste into a design such as the twirls we see here a water
the water. The water lubricated
knife slices the content. No,
it's a seven and eight inch
length. The water also rinses off
any liquor spilled up on the
blade.
My little thousand bits with the five. Thank you
The cut licorice goes on aluminum trays the stacks of trays then go all this for some medicine saying by the way
Bro for eight hours at 140 degrees
Moisture evaporates the licorice shrivels
You know what? Let me take that back. I actually here's the thing with swizzlers if they're just up here in front of me all eat them
I think they're good, but there's never a situation where I go to the store and purchase them
right
Now some if somebody pops up. They're like a
Yo, I got an extra bag of Twizzlers right here. I ain't gonna have them you want them. I'm like, okay
Yeah, sure, but there's never a situation where I'm on bottom things from the store. I'ma get almost anything else
Workers wake a correct amount of liquor a speech package there is not that much of one pack
Oh
Large sheets with raised shapes.
To make gummy worms, for example,
we mount the gummy worm board on a stamping machine.
The machine then stamps the worm shapes onto trays of cornstarch.
Cornstarch?
Cornstarch is a series of cornstarch molds for the gummy worms.
I look like a fossil!
How you gonna ruin it?
Yo, I want this dude's job now. I need this guy fired
Why would you ruin it
You're ruining who is this
Well, that's going on another that just made me man sugar corn syrup color
flavor and cooks the mixture at 240 degrees. A machine called the deposit pours the mixture into
the cornstarch's worm molds. Bro. All this for some mid is crazy too because I really
messed with gummy worms like that. Oils then go into a refrigerated room. In 12 to 15 hours,
The candy is cool and solidified
Nice little missions make the biggest impact
That's why USA a bank has no hidden. Oh my goodness. It was not an AI ad and member benefits like a nationwide
feed-free ATM number
So every dollar counts you
Believe it and care of our own
If you're facing early-stage non-small cell lung cancer asking about a treatment plan with Kichruta
What?
That's crazy.
I think they should leave a little powder on them when they serve them, no joke.
That makes them look good.
As they spin, air nozzles blast off to cornstarch.
It's cornstarch?
That's all right.
The next drum coats the candies with mineral oil to make them shiny.
Red 40.
So, you know what's crazy, by the way?
All these gummy worms, this video is probably from Aitnogtela how long ago, every gummy worm
on the screen has been consumed, cracked out, and like recycled back into the
wastewater treatment facilities, probably like 15 times since this video.
That's like a crazy thought.
This video gotta be old.
Children love gummy worms because they're gooey and slippery and wiggly, but
it's not just kids who are hooked on that.
many fishermen actually used them for
Bay before packaging the Candies.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
They weird me out.
They are weird.
I can't.
The next time you bite into a marshmallow cookie,
cookie, you can thank the ancient Egyptians. They invented marshmallow candy by thickening
honey with sap from the root of the marshmallow plant, a herb that grows in salt marshes and
along large bodies of water. Modern marshmallow contains gelatin instead of sap from the malo root.
CHAT!
This nap test...
Okay, anybody eat that anyway?
Next.
Anybody eat that?
Whoop!
Oh, that's a whoopies!
Whoop!
croissant
Croissant is the French word for crescent this flaky curved roll is generally associated with France
Even though many food historians believe its origins are Austrian
Regardless of where it came from the croissant is a good croissant parts of the world
I like me a good croissant
Oh
Plain with jam or dipped in a cup of coffee. There's nothing like the light flaky texture and buttery flavor of a croissant
Nobody in the world's ever done this by the way
This commercial bakery makes its croissants with soft-spread margarine in lieu of butter
The other ingredients are yeast very cold water because warm water would trigger the yeast to react premature
No, you don't chat sugar a touch of salt a touch of red 40 and white all-purpose flour
Red 40 all-purpose
Buddy you ain't hiding that for me inside an industrial mixer for 10 minutes
First it's low that look nasty and form the dough then faster to knead it
Next the sticky elastic dough enters the multi roller machine
As an automated dispenser lightly dust the dough with flour
to prevent it from sticking to the equipment.
A series of 16 rollers progressively flattens the dough
into a thinner and thinner sheet.
The next process, landings, and that creates the croissants.
That's what they're dusting on me.
The first station on this line extrudes 44-pound blocks
of margarine into a two-chain to the.
What is it, Lagan?
Okay, did you see Bucky's open this morning in Benton?
Wait what?
Wait that out
The buckies open
The bookies in Arkansas opened literally today.
Bruh!
Yeah, should I go?
I don't know what's going on with him.
Docs?
Bro, everybody knows I live in Arkansas, buddy.
Man, I'm kidding.
I'm sorry.
We're looking for adults 45 and underage to be vaccination at.
Sound like you?
Not me.
The interrelationship.
If you sexually acted and unvaccinated.
Blinds the triangle. Dude. Dude.
Bro.
Man.
What are these ads I be getting, dude?
Yeah, what are these ads I'm eating?
Targeted, that's not targeted, buddy.
What is this?
What are you tweaking about right here?
Wait, what is going on here?
Hello?
Oh, you was talking about the ad.
You know what time it is now, buddy.
You know what time it is now.
Spooky time.
Man, it sucks that nature video was one we already saw.
I'm about to find another banger.
You know what time it is right now, though.
Spooky time, buddy.
Hey, you'll ride it with the 500 bits case.
When's the next Minecraft hardcore running?
Do you think you can beat all the bosses?
I know you got it in you.
I legitimately did that two years ago.
You didn't do everything?
I literally killed all the bosses.
Yes, I did.
I killed all the bosses, did a bastion, did all that.
Hey, I'll get you a dypey on, bubba.
Hey.
Hey!
Get you a Di-B-O because it is spooky time.
You didn't do the warden or the guardian.
Why are you just rage baiting?
Don't...
Hey, hey, yo, yo, Katie.
Yo, Katie.
Hey.
You...
You better relax.
Lock in.
I watched a video saying you quit fast food.
Is it still true?
No, I had Taco Bill today.
And it was pretty decent.
Not gonna lie, I don't regret it.
I had the spicy potato beef burrito.
Y'all ever had that one from Taco Bell?
I like that burrito.
Let's get it.
No joke, it's actually good.
I like that burrito.
Gets you a diaper, you old chap.
Hey.
Get you a dypey on because it is
Spooky time, baby
LACK IT!
Spooky time!
Yeah!
You already know what poverty is.
Oh, wait, I don't know where they are.
No, no, no, no, no.
Pfft.
Oh!
Spooky time, buddy.
Name of this game is the Pale Minic.
Did you understand what I just said?
The Pale Minic.
Did you understand?
The pale mimic, buddy.
That...
Is the name of the game.
Period.
Locking. It be spooky time.
Depe.
the
the pale mimic. We're going to
pre find a sensitivity. Let's
go like that. Right there. Head
already know. Let's go.
DuPay-O-Mimic.
Hey, just dropped off the shipment. Saw you bring it inside just now.
Those supplies should last you another week.
Uh, I appreciate it. How's the situation looking on the national news?
still trying their hardest to track you down. They won't give up easy so you need to stay hidden for a while. Don't worry about it too much though. At least you've got your dog up here. I'll be back in a week to drop off the next shipment.
You know, I appreciate that Maverick W Maverick for a thousand bits in the conboards. I appreciate that Maverick. Thank you W Maverick. You'll host that with the file.
Why is the uh, why is the uh, the authorities after me? I didn't do nothing. I prefired the sensitivity too much. What is that?
too much. What is that?
You don't lost your mind.
Now it's too high.
Right there.
That's too high.
Right there.
Not too low.
Wait, there's no in between. Why does it go from four to six?
Chad, hell!
Okay, you know what? That'll work. You know what? Perfect!
Interact with the calendar to do what now?
Interact with the calendar when ready to progress?
Record your daily log if you wish.
What exactly have I done to where I need to hide out in the middle of nowhere?
Look at the puppy! If this dog dies in this game, I'm gonna lose my mind, by the way.
40 with the five. Thank you.
Reported daily log.
January 1st. Not much to say today. My contact dropped off another week's worth of food for me and Rocky. That's the dog's name. Rocky.
Says he'll be back next week. Thank God I had connections to this guy. The feds definitely would have found me by now.
If it weren't for him and his skills. What have we done?
Okay, so we might live a thousand bits with the five. Thank you. What is this?
Items of interest. All right, let's see what the calendar's about. By the way, I
know y'all recognize the inside of this cabin, the way out. Oh, a radio. Oh, it's
It's just the weather.
Okay, I thought it was gonna talk to me.
Lock in.
I have seven days of food left.
Wait, what?
Five, four.
I can't stand being stuck in this cabin any longer.
Want to go do some hunting, Rocky?
No, don't make me kill him.
No, don't make me go kill something, please.
Leave the cabin with Rocky and follow him
to find and hunt an animal.
Ooh, fetch!
W Rocky, man.
You gonna play again?
Here you go.
Chad, Rocky is goading.
One more then we're gonna go huntin' Rocky.
Oh!
Socks with the TN, thank you.
W. Roxkey.
All right, buddy, let's go huntin'.
IQ!
All right, let's go, buddy.
We're going to go hunting.
I'm going to miss on purpose.
Your dog Rocky is your key to tracking anything in the woods.
Follow Rocky as he tracks down your target.
I'm going to miss on purpose.
I don't want to kill him, man.
What do you got, buddy?
Yo, are we going to be able to easily recognize our way
back I can see how easy it would be to get lost out here. What are you tracking Rocky?
W Rocky man. Yo Tickly with the five thank you.
You buddy else got a bad feeling I feel like a mountain I'm about to like kill me or something
Look how far we are away from the cabin. I hope nothing happens to Rocky if something happens to
Rocky, this game's getting a subliminal treatment.
Your wormhole clothes ain't.
I don't want to kill them.
Rocky, I don't want to kill them.
Let's just order some McDonald's.
Look.
It's going to make me kill it, huh?
Okay, this deer is a goober, I must say.
Oh, it's gone, I lost it for real.
Yo!
My bad, Rocky!
Rocky put in overtime!
I guess I got to do it.
I had to.
I didn't want to, I had to.
RIP.
I didn't want to, I had to.
Eight days of food though.
Nice work, Rocky, a small deer.
but this will be a nice treat with our rations.
Return to your meat shed.
I got a meat shed?
Chat, y'all got a meat shed at y'all's house?
Oh, they got seven bullets left.
Okay, something pops off.
We might be cooked.
How do I get back to the crib?
Okay, let's keep going this way.
Rock, you still with me?
All right, good.
I swear if something happens to Rocky, I'm going to tweak.
We're almost back.
Keeping on that map.
What was the name of this game again?
Pale, what was the name of this game again?
The Pale Mimic.
I bet that wasn't a real deer that I just killed then.
I bet I just killed a mimic and the rest of his mimic friends are gonna come kill me now.
Oh, that must be the meat shed.
All right, let's store this in here.
So like somebody took a dump in a bucket, returned to the cabin and interact with the
calendar when rates have progressed, record the daily log if you wish.
I'll do that.
Good job, Rocky.
You did good out there today, buddy.
You better not go get killed.
You're gonna do fence again?
What if you'll get in here?
Oh.
He's still got a heat of goat.
One more, Rocky.
Clay, I'll let's record this log here.
January 4th.
I had to take Rocky out on a quick little hunting trip today.
He's staying in this little cabin all day,
really messes with your head.
If I didn't have my dog here,
I'd definitely go insane at some point.
First animal we saw was a relatively young deer.
I faintly remember some kind of rules
about what deer you can or can't hunt.
Funny thinking about how I ever used to have
any respect for the wall.
If the feds ever got a hold of me now,
I wouldn't get the luxury of a trial.
I know their orders are to put me down as soon as they can.
What did this guy do?
What did this guy actually do?
All right.
I don't know if y'all can see the dates being crossed out.
You barely can.
Right there.
It is now January 7th.
Where is this guy?
He should have dropped off the next one.
Hey! I need help!
Down the ridge, east of the cabin.
What happened? Are you all right?
It's so damn foggy, I can't see a thing.
Something was standing in the path, made me swerve off.
What do I got to do with me?
I don't know.
do with me. Where's the gun? Why do I got to bring walkie?
Rocky needs to stay here. Track him down. We need to find him fast. Hold up Rocky. Okay,
I got seven bullets.
All right.
Chat this, this, this, uh-uh.
Something is not right here.
Rocky, slow down a little bit.
I'm pre-aiming.
I don't see nothing.
Rocky, if you see something crazy pop off,
just take off running. I'll handle it. Or by the way, that's that's a war right
there. It's a mimic luring you're at luring you out. Wait, you might actually
be right. Wait, you are right. Why do we need to go back? That's 100% what it is.
Dude, it is foggy.
There's a shrunk.
Bro actually fully crashed.
Hey, you in there?
Can you hear me?
There ain't nobody in there, Jason.
Where'd you go?
I just heard a scream.
Get back to the cabin. Rocky, let's go.
Rocky, let's go. Come on.
We are...
I just heard a tree snap.
There's got to be like a yeti or something out here.
Rocky, come on. Keep moving.
here Rocky come on keep moving keep moving we're good
come on hey we ain't got nothing to do with that we're just getting we're just
getting to safety period come on Rocky keep up
come on come on get the crib we're good bro what happened
So, the guy that brings us food pretty much I think just died.
Which means we're dead now too.
We gotta do our daily fetch with Rocky here.
I'm sorry.
Alright, notes.
January 7th,
Yo, CineMoonRoll with the 20 gifted,
WCineMoonRoll with the 20 gifted,
oh my lord.
Chat, WCineMoonRoll for real with the 20 gifted,
I appreciate that for real.
Thank you.
My contact is done.
His truck crashed while delivering today's shipment to me.
How did that happen?
He said something about a creature that made him swerve off.
I have no clue where he could have went.
I heard some noises somewhere in the distance that almost sounded like screams, but something was off.
I hope those were just mountain lions or something.
I know they sound a lot like humans.
I'll keep my walkie-talkie close in case he's still alive and tries to contact me again.
I don't know what I'm gonna do now.
He was the only person who knew I was out here.
TLDRGG!
We only got, uh-oh, one day of food left, zero!
is run low, lead the cabin with Rocky and follow him to hunt for more. Bruh. Wait, we
have a major update today on the hunt for Jason Cragmore. That's, that's, that's me.
Oh, wait a minute. I'm that big of news. Federal agents have identified a new person of interest,
a specialist known for helping fugitives disappear. It appears this individual has been missing
for a while. Without him actively covering his tracks, investigators were finally able
to track down this operation. A raid on his property early this morning confirmed the
connection. Is that what happened to him?
With evidence proving Cragmore was indeed a high priority client.
While we now know how Cragmore vanished, his current whereabouts remain
unknown. What did we do?
Oh, Lord, we got to go hunting again.
Bruh.
Lock in Rocky we need something to eat. I don't think there's no Mickey D's around here. Let's go.
Some 100% something bad's about to happen.
Yeah GG.
Oh man, G.G.
Yo, Rocky, we gotta find something soon. I'm not gonna lie. Can I go up here? No.
We're good. Keep going, buddy.
Keep going, Rocky. We good.
You know, Rocky, work on a little bit.
We're all the way around this bend right here.
Oh, we're good.
Rocky, I don't know about all this.
Sorry, buddy, I got to get something to eat.
Let me make it a clean shot.
Wait, what?
R.I.P. I had to. I'm sorry.
You whiffed it? No, I did not. I hit that first shot.
first shot on everything I love I hit that first shot clip it then y'all must
not know I'm 2024 2025 game of the year game of the year
What am I clip at?
L clip.
Nobody clipped it!
This is not the first shot bro are you serious man?
You all need to go back to clip and class Let's get back to the cabin come on Rocky
we got to get out of here Rocky come on there's a mimic out here somewhere
Jai, y'all failed clipping class.
Surprisingly, nothing horrible happened on this little hunting trip here.
love to see it. We're back, Rocky, you still with me? Yep. I just heard like some rocks
or something what was that all right we're good all right Rocky let's get in the house
Come on.
W. Rocky again.
Let's do the fetch.
All right, what's in our log today?
January 12th.
Pretty much ran out of food yesterday.
Finished up the last of the deer meat from our first hunt.
I had to take Rocky out to secure another kill so we don't starve out here.
I felt like I was being watched today.
I know there's animals everywhere, but it's never been like this.
I can't stop thinking about what could have caused that accident last week.
D L D R G G again.
Sounds like an animal trying to break into the meat shed.
Oh we are cooked.
Stay in here Rocky, I'll handle this.
Stay in here, buddy.
Do I got the blicky?
Yes, I do.
Rocky, stay here.
There we go.
I'm so glad we did that.
Everything seems quiet.
Hey, this is private property, buddy.
Who's out here?
This has to be a dream.
What is this ambush Predator can talk and seemingly form human thoughts bullet resistant
Jason, I think you just missed those shots. I'm not gonna lie January 17th something ambushed
me outside today, moved and talked like a person, but it wasn't human. I managed
to fend it off with my gun and made it jump away. But that thing wasn't hurt
by the bullets. Just looked annoyed and angry. I swear it cleared at least 30
feet with that leaf. What is this thing? And how did it know my name? That
a that's the government try because I'm trying to hunt for you. They done
develop some bio-mutant weapon to come kill you, Jason. You are cooked.
Is anything new on the radio?
Okay, nothing on there now. All right.
So, it's like Nemesis. Yeah, it's legitimately just like Nemesis and uh and uh Mr. X from
Resident Evil. Food is run low, leave the cabin with Rocky. Alright, chat, we gotta
go on another hunt. Let me see if there's anything on the radio before we go.
A new update on everyone's favorite federal case. Remember that guy who was responsible
for helping Jason Cragmore disappear? Agent searching his properties that finally dug
up a new lead regarding the location of his clients. Looks like this isn't just Jason
that should be worried because now it's only a matter of time before a whole bunch of criminals
are tracked down. We're cooked. We're cooked. Alright Rocky, let's go. I still want to know
what we did to wind up in this situation. Who did Broke kill? Alright, Locky and Rocky,
think I got a bad feeling about today. Tax evasion. That is crazy. All of this for tax evasion.
You see anything, Rocky?
Keep your eyes peeled, Chad.
Something's definitely watching us out here.
What do you got, buddy?
What are you parking at, Gigi?
That sound like a wolf!
Sorry, buddy.
Without me!
Sorry, buddy.
We got him!
Had to be done.
Nine more days of food.
Let's get back to the cabin.
Let's go, Rocky. Come on. Good job.
Pretty much a straight shot back.
Chad, I got a bad feeling about to get attacked or something.
I don't know why I just got that feeling. Y'all got that feeling? I do.
I got a feeling!
You know what I mean?
What?
Rocky, bro, don't scare me like that, man.
Yo, present that Malachi, Elijah, and Alicia, thank you, Zoe.
Let's get back in the house.
Come on.
I swear if something happens to Rocky,
I will potentially throw cheeks.
I did not get a good glimpse at that.
Somebody clip that.
I was looking at Chad and barely caught a glimpse of it.
Somebody clip that right now, buddy.
Not hard to skip to BGG.
So, back in the house, come on.
Put the road, potentially throw cheese.
Potentially, I never said I guaranteed good.
That's the same creature that was out by the uh that was out by the meat shack.
We are cooked, ladies and gentlemen, cooked, I tell you.
Lord have mercy, look at him, cheese.
I'm back.
What am I dreaming?
out and I came back from passing out and Jixi's gifted a hundred.
Hey, that's my homie right there!
Yo, W Jixi with a hundred piece, ma'am!
I had a mighty fine time today, Jixi.
W Jixi, ma'am.
With a hundred gift this subs.
looking handsome case. Thank you, Jixi. That's my homey right
down. What is Jixi's first ever message in my chat? W
Hunter for a lot of precinct. Thank you. W W Jixi. Bro first
typed in my chat in a 23 of 2000 and 23. We're talking Wow,
That's almost exactly three years ago, actually.
Wow.
Wait, that's actually almost exactly three years ago.
Pro's a OG.
Pro's actually a OG ski.
Wow!
I forgot about that I forgot about I forgot about that one W scam that was back in the
Uh-uh, that was the background, it's time to get this.
January of 2024, W Scabra.
W Scabra.
W Jinxy, that's my boy right there, man.
That's my homie right there.
W. Jinxie for real. Three years. Jinxie was the first like streamer I like
collabed with after I got out of 2k. Wait what am I doing? Oh yeah I got a pit
Rocky. That's my homie right there. That's my homie right there. Play fetch boy.
W. Rock, he was read our log January 20th forced to go hunting again today could
have sworn I saw that thing again when I got back to the cabin watching me
waiting I have a feeling he's gonna try something again soon I just heard like
a elk or something. I don't know what that was.
G. G. Work up.
I've been following longer than Jinxie W me for real cap. No, you
have. Yes, you have. Oh, my goodness.
July 29 to 2023. Wait.
Was that longer than Jinxie's father? Who could possibly be
knocking on my door?
Hey, what's your name? Open the door.
Hey. God, I finally got here.
Have you seen that thing too? No.
No, Chad, the name of this game is literally
Pale Minic. That is not him. Do you hear me?
No, I don't hear you.
What the hell are you doing?
No, you got me messed up. I'm not open in that door. I'm not open in that door. You got me messed up.
You done lost your mind. That's a mimic.
That's a mimic.
I'm gonna blow your head off.
I wish you would try to kick that door down.
I got a gun.
Drop.
Where'd the revolver come from?
Kelvin with the five. That talking sounded just like my contact. Not only that, but it was smarter
to try something like that. Yeah, we are so cooked. Nothing on the radio. W. Scav.
have. Chad, it's over. January 22th. Sox with the TNW Sox. That thing knocked on my door
tonight. It sounds just like my contact. It can mimic sounds of almost almost perfectly
and it's smart enough to try to treat me. I'll have to be more careful with what I hear
from now on. Based off that scream it also seems like it gets frustrated easily. I should
keep that in mind too. I don't want to have to go hunting here. We're going to die.
He's been like this all morning, he's definitely sick.
Let the dog die in this game.
I wish you would.
Don't play with me.
He must have been bitten by a ticket some point.
Seems like Lyme disease.
How do you know that?
I remember there was supposed to be emergency antibiotics
in the shipment that never made it to me.
The food from that shipment must be long gone by now,
but the antibiotics should still be in that truck.
All right, Rocky, I'm gonna be right back.
I'm gonna go get you some medicine.
I'll be right back.
Retreat the antibiotics from the crash truck.
It should be east of the cabin,
near the bottom of the right of your mouth.
So down here, right?
I'm going that way.
We're good.
Rocky, I'm gonna be right back.
I'm gonna go get you some medicine.
Hold up.
I'm going to be right back.
Lock in.
Let's go.
Chatboard definitely.
Did y'all just see that?
Dude!
Look!
Why are my clips so low quality?
Why are they so low-quality below?
Watch up here.
Look.
That was the creature.
That that's the creature right there. It was in the tree the whole time right there and it jumped away
Yeah, it's over
Hey, hey, it's over
Lock here we gotta get this medicine for Rocky we got a hurry
Should I fire a warning shot?
That's a wasting bullet.
Would you like some eggs show up here?
This looks like a place you can go.
I hope I'm going the right way, bro.
That truck was in this area, right?
It had to be.
Please tell me you got him.
Yes, there's a med kid in there.
We gotta get this back to Rocky.
Stacked.
Nothing's gonna stop me.
Rocky's gonna be a mimic now, imagine.
He's been a mimic the whole time.
What are you saying that Kelvin with the five thank you.
I hear something.
Maybe I'm tripping.
Okay, I'm trippin'.
All right, we're good, we're back.
We gotta get us to,
we gotta get us to Rocky here.
Rocky, I'm back with the meds.
Here you go.
Beautiful.
If all goes well, he should be getting better over the next few days.
Nice.
January 25th.
Rocky got sick today. He could barely move this morning. Some tick definitely bit him.
one of our on one of our previous hunts he was showing signs of Lyme disease had
to go to the truck and pick up some antibiotics that were supposed to be in
the last shipment if I'm lucky the symptoms should be getting better over
the next few days I heard that voice again out there taunting me it's still
watching my every move yo loft with the five we see what the radio's got to say
A wise man once said patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Wow, that is a fallout New Vegas reference.
I cannot believe there is a fallout New Vegas reference in this game.
That is crazy.
Wow, I haven't heard that in a long time, man.
you game bro when that remake comes out y'all might not see me for a year. Bro I
swore. I need that remake to come out stacked.
Well I'm starting to get what he's saying because all this cold fog is
starting to get on my nerves. At this point I'd be down for a bomber to to
heat things up again. Why? No major updates on our pal Jason. I didn't mean to click off that.
We'll let the feds do their tracking work for a little longer, but I'm getting real impatient.
What did we do?
Somebody in the chat just said bro thinks he's me and his name is IE Dryer Sheets.
What does that even mean?
By the way, real quick, speak your name as I eat dryer sheets.
I'm here to say, dryer sheets are one of the best smelling things on the actual planet,
by the way.
Dryer sheets are literally like the best, like, dude.
Like they smell so good, it's like you almost could eat a dryer sheet.
That's the whole point.
Yeah, you're banned.
Who does run low, leave the cabin with Rocky
and do another hunt, lock in.
Rocky's better, I'm glad Rocky's better.
Let's do a fence before we go.
W Rocky, I knew the medicines was no help.
Ugh!
Look at him, good as new.
Good as new, anything on the radio?
Okay, that's the weather.
The second paragraph is what relates to us.
In other nudes, apparently the fans have now narrowed the search for Jason a bit more.
Uh-oh.
So either Alaska or somewhere in the northwestern Canada,
like Yukon or the Northwestern Territories, it's probably going to be Canada, but if he's really hiding in our state, and I want you all to remember I predicted that on the very first day of covering this story.
They're so lost, they are so lost, we are nowhere near like the Yukon or like Alaska or Canada. They are so lost.
like the climate's not even close to any of that.
We're good.
Hey Rocky, let's make this hunt quick today, okay?
today. Okay, uh, Rocky, listen, if they catch me and put me in solitary
confinement, I need you to get some money together, hire some people and
break me out of jail. All right, they're gonna, they're gonna put, they're gonna
put me in jail and throw away the key.
Sound like an elk.
Speaking of dog, uh, dogs like dog names.
I brought this up a while back.
Y'all remember the dog named Chop from GTA V?
That is like the coolest name for a dog ever, Chop.
That is such a cool name for a dog, just Chop.
Dude, that is hard, man.
Sorry, buddy, gotta do it.
I'll make it quick.
Sorry, big dog.
Ah!
Had to do it.
to do it. We've got to stay alive, Chad. I don't know what else to do. Nine more days
of food at least. Not that it matters because at this point the feds are like tracking us
down. Let's get back to the cabin. Who would we rather get us? The feds are this mimic
out here. You know what I'd rather take my chance with the mimic. We can just co-exist
out here. Just keep moving. Rock you there? Come on buddy. We've got to get back to the
cabin. Okay, just heard another blood cardling stream. Um, let's just ignore that and keep
on moving. Let's go rock. I thought he was missing for a second. Oh my goodness, dude.
All right, come on Rocky, we're back, we're back.
Somebody said average day in Arkansas.
All right, Rocky, let's get in the cabin.
That's a mimic. That's a mimic. That's a mimic. Don't fall for it. Rocky, let's get in the
That's a mimic. Don't fall for it.
Why?
January 29th.
Rocky seems much better today.
Thank God those antibiotics work properly.
I took him out on another hunt and he's as lively as ever.
I'm still being stalked and I can feel the watching me
waiting for us to make a mistake.
We're not gonna make a mistake though.
W. Rockie!
Let's play fetch again.
Here you go, Rockie, under the table this time.
W. Rockie, man, he's got it!
W Rocky GG case. Why are you running from the popo? I have no idea what we did in this game for us to have to hide in the wilderness.
Oh no, they got the search dogs. It's over. Oh, it's a mimic pretending to be a dog.
The real Rockies stay under the table.
The real Rockies outside. No, don't say that.
No, we're good.
Somebody actually scared me for a second saying the real Rocky was outside.
Sounds like it can mimic anything.
Just trying to sound like my dog.
But that's the second time it tried to trick me and it still looked the same as before.
Even though it can mimic noises.
It can't shake shift.
Hey, you don't know that, Jason.
with the five. You're rocky. Let me get a good look at you real quick. Just in case
there's like a situation where it shapeshifts into my dog and I need to spot
like a slight difference and shoot one of them. I need to make sure
Okay. Just in case. February tooth. It paid me a visit again tonight. Tried sounding like
my dog until it lost its patience and left again. Its vocal mimicry is going to be a
a threat. But this thing can't shape shift. He doesn't know that for sure.
He's just assuming
it would have done so by now.
It noticed through the window that it was wearing some badly skinned wolf
belt.
It's trying to try to change his appearance. Is it some crappy disguise
or is it just a shame? I'll need as much information as I can about this
thing. Fox with the five. All right, since all of y'all are just spamming the
chat saying OMG what is that phone case it's so cool everybody's spamming it yes
I have a back room's phone case okay every single person in the chat is just
spamming OMG what is that that's a crazy phone case like okay I see it yes it's a
back room's phone case. Okay, it's right there. No one said that. Okay.
All right, let's continue.
Gigi, I wonder how this is going to end.
W game so far though, cool play.
No days of food, we gotta go on a hunt.
Running low on rifle ammo, gonna start using my revolver.
I don't think that's gonna get the job done, it's good, but we gotta do what we gotta do.
Let's assume the radio has to say, oh my goodness, it's extra foggy outside chat, GG.
The search for Jason Cragmore has now officially been narrowed down to the great state of Alaska.
I knew it, though, to probably be a pain to search for him in this weather.
Well, chat.
We've been on the run for as long as we can.
It is, uh, it is GG.
Let's go home.
Dude, are you serious?
It is so creepy, Skiy.
Got a revolver.
Alright, you know, Rocky, let's make this one super quick.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is very bad.
The feds are about to track me down and the weather's bad and there's a mimic after us.
Yo, Rocky, we can't be out here for long.
GG.
Rocky knows I'll always go left.
Wait, Rocky, hold up.
Where are we going?
I see it.
I got to make this shot clean.
One and done.
Renote!
Sorry, buddy, I had to.
12 days of food. Why is there a cut scene?
Hey, uh-uh, uh-uh, that was way too close. Rocky, we gotta bounce.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Come on, Rocky, we gotta go.
Why is Rocky barking? Stop. We're a long way from the cabin.
Rocky, come on. I heard something. Rocky, they're here! It's here!
Back up!
Reloading!
Come on Rocky.
It's your come at me again, huh?
Quincy with the five.
Rocky, come on!
Come on.
I'm with the wrong way.
Oh, lord.
Let's go, Rocky. Come on.
We're almost back.
We made it.
Well, I gotta put the meat in the meat shed.
Yes, I do.
We're good, we made it.
I don't know what the bigger threat is now.
The mimicry of the feds.
Rocky?
Looks like it gave up for today.
Alright, Rocky, come on, we gotta get in the house.
Nice
W rocky yo rocky not gonna lie. They're about to lock me up
Just play fetch again
Nice
Let's see what the notebook says February 7th
They tried to attack us on our hunt today, I guess I thought it could sneak up on us in this denser fall
I could barely keep it at bay with my gun. I should be more alert when outside now
Just go with the fans at this point true
I actually am very curious what what it was that we originally did
Your happy birthday Jenna
Have a good day, Jenna. Thank you.
My name is Kevin. My team worked for your contact.
Now, since he disappeared, that's a good right on our tail.
We need to transfer you to another location.
I don't trust this.
Do you have any idea what's been happening out here, the creature?
Yeah, we've seen the creature.
We've got it resistant.
We're on a nearby ranch now and you can see it right outside your door.
What?
Don't open the door.
We need to wait for it to be.
There's no way I trust this.
No way.
You're rocky you need to start sleeping under the table this is dangerous
I do not trust it
You're not going to get it.
GG.
Hey, we're here.
Uh-uh.
Oh, I have to?
You fail for it.
Is it gonna make me choose?
Kevin?
What's wrong?
What's our contacts name?
Yep, it's a mimic.
Yeah, yeah, fooled you again, buddy.
The question is, how did this mimic get a radio?
It was using my contacts, walkie talkie, pretending to be a rescue party.
W. Rocky, Rocky saved us.
Nobody's coming to help me.
Yeah, we are cooked.
February 11th.
It had the intelligence to use my contacts.
Walkie talkie pretending to be someone else coming to rescue me.
If Rocky didn't wake up and realize what was happening,
I could be a dead man now.
And more importantly, Rocky might be dead.
Hey, GG, present a thousand bits, Quinn, thank you.
Your happy birthday, Alayna, is it Alayna or Eliana?
Alayna, your happy birthday, Alayna, Chats, Alayna, happy birthday, Alayna.
Go outside and follow the noises.
Huh?
You done lost, yo.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Yo, happy birthday as well, Vishnu.
Thank you, Quinn with the Ken, W Quinn with the Ken.
Rocky, you step.
Rocky?
G.G.
Check, this is 100% a dream by the way, don't panic.
We don't even have a gun right now, it's 100% a dream, see, no gun.
Rocky!
Yo, that scared me. I'm not whole wide.
Bryce, with the tin, thank you.
Yeah, it was a dream. We're good. I think I just tore my ACL. Actually, my knee hurts.
I think I just tore my ACL from that jump scare. My knee hurts.
Lord have mercy.
Yo, shout out Momo. Appreciate you, Mandy. RIP Momo as well. Shout out Momo. RIP Momo. Thank you.
Thank you. W. R. Mandy. Thank you, Mandy. What do we got to do right now? Pickled with the five. Thank you. Pickled with the five.
Is there anything being written today? February 15th. Nightmares are keeping me up. Chad, what's the last time y'all had a nightmare?
Do y'all dream a lot?
I literally dream
I told my friend leave this and he thought it was crazy because he'd like dreams all the time barely
I literally maybe dream twice a year. Maybe
Like no joke I dream like twice a year. I've got to go hunting again rocky lock in
Yeah, I usually like never, ever, ever dream, ever.
Go Rocky!
Alright, let's check the radio.
Yo Jinxie with the fire.
The search for Jason here in Alaska continues, apparently the large population centers are
being combed first, like Anchorage, Fairbanks, and Juneau, but I mean surely a hardened criminal
like this isn't just hiding in these populated cities.
My gut is he's probably in some cabin somewhere, living off the land.
No?
No
No, I'm in a
Bryce with the five no, I'm in I'm in Anchorage
All right Rocky lock in
Jackson with the fire
All right, Rocky, let's let's make this one quick again
We're in Florida. Yeah. Yeah.
Nah. Nah. These goobers think we're in Alaska. We're literally in Florida. They're so stupid.
We really fooled them. Dummy's. They really Alaska big dog. You better get in the boat
but he weren't Florida right now. You not lost your whole mind. Yeah, it's easy.
Shoot Rocky. What did you just say?
Yeah, that's low. He a band of offense.
I'm surprised we haven't went hunting yet.
Abandoned picture.
Rock-o.
Sorry, it has to be done, buddy.
Sorry, buddy, it had to be done.
We got him, buddy!
No, no, get out of here!
W. Wokkie!
Too much motion!
Wokkie so top!
I am actually going to be so beyond angry if they make something happen to rock in this game.
Let's get back to the cabin.
Why'd the music just cut and loop? GG, something just loaded in.
Hey, GG, something just loaded in.
We're almost back, Rocky, come on.
Come on, Rocky, we're good.
All right, we're back how much longer is it gonna be until the feds get us they gotta be like
almost here
All right
Recap I was gone for 20 minutes because there's a tornado you need to tell me you you you were gone because of a tornado
That's just sounds like an excuse to me.
But okay.
W. Rocky!
What do you do a new fake spot, Rocky?
Let's do, I'm gonna do a wall bounce.
Watch this.
Clean.
All right, what's in the journal today?
February 19th, two wolves nearly tried
to steal our kill after our hunt.
They probably thought they could take me on,
but it looked like they changed their mind
when they saw Rocky, aura.
And it decided it wasn't worth the risk of injury.
It's better for everyone this way.
I'm surprised the creature didn't show today.
I didn't see her here at this time.
Yo, you're jinxing it.
Jason, party to the radio.
GG.
Yo, happy birthday, Charlotte.
Gento, Charlotte, happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Charlotte.
Thank you.
W, Charlotte, happy birthday, Charlotte.
I'm not getting any signal the radio is fine. There must be something wrong with the receiver what?
Oh no. Wait, where's the receiver? Lord have mercy. All right Rocky let's go.
All right, Rocky, we got to go fix the radio, buddy.
Oh, check the picture, you're white.
I'll do it when we get back.
I can't do it.
Let's go, Rocky.
How does Rocky know where the receiver is?
How does he know so much?
Dude, I really, really want to know what we did to get in this position.
He's the mimic, chat rock, he's not the mimic, don't you dare accuse him.
How does he know exactly where it is?
Yo, Rock Easy, are you going the right way?
We are so...
We've never been this far away from the camp.
Bro, this thing looks like the first radio tower
ever invented. No water ain't working. What did you just say? In case it's thundering
really hard, the power might go out. Am I excused to leave? No. It should be fixed now.
All right, let's get back
We should kill two birds with one stone here low key and go hunting on the way back. You know what I mean
We're not gonna make it back are we come on Rocky, let's go why
Stay behind me Rocky I got that bleakie on me
Don't play with me
Come on Rocky.
You don't need power to watch the stream on your phone?
I have school tomorrow it's 1 a.m. Can I leave?
No!
Y'all are walking a fine line here.
Come on, Rocky!
Rocky, you scared me, dude.
Nerdy girl with a five, thank you.
peaceful day today for once. Who's going to tell them?
Shaq, who's going to tell them?
February 24th, the radio receiver dish at my radio that my I'm stupid man
at my radio
Case, do you think lemonade is spicier? Am I allergic? Also, it's my birthday. Can you
give me an idea for a tattoo? A glass of lemonade with a jalapeno in it.
The radio receiver dish that my radio uses broke sometime today or last night. The signal
wasn't coming through when I tried to check up on the news this morning, so I had to go
fix it up, which we did.
Thankfully, it was an easy job. If I don't have the radio to listen to out here,
I'd be completely cut off. Besides, based on what I'm hearing, it looks like the
fans are getting closer and closer to where I am. I'm gonna need to pay close
attention to the radio for these updates. No sign of the creature again
today. Maybe it finally left. Who's gonna tell?
in Alaska has so much wild, livable land that Jason could be anywhere in.
Apparently he's not in any of the few large population centers here in Alaska, so it looks
like the fans really will have to start searching the wilderness.
No, you need to, I'm about to call into this radio station and be like, yo, I got inside
information. He's in Washington, USA. Just get him far away from me. Oh yeah, I gotta take a picture.
An abandoned photo of what looks to be a member of the United States Special Forces.
I want to know his crime I do too he must have done something like he must I mean
brown I just joined give context y'all are really doing anything you can to get
around the word recap. I just joined give context. We are name is Jason. I forgot his
last name already. And we've been hiding away in a cabin in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness
because we committed some insane crime and they want me dead. And the person that was
Supplying us with all of our food and stuff died and there's like a mimic
Creature out here in the woods chasing us and also the feds are almost closing in
And we're dead
We got to go hunting again
Lock in Rocky
All them stanky shores and goo lagoon lawsuits caught up to me
No, I can't get the ball.
No.
Rocky, I can't get the ball.
Rocky, what if you get the ball?
Oh, I got it.
We're good.
Beautiful.
We are good.
I made you Lord of half and mercy.
What are we doing?
Everything from the name to the pfp to the message it's like it's due to pfp
Hello?
That PFP is from when I shapeshifted like a month ago. Y'all remember that?
Wait, do y'all not remember when I shapeshifted?
Wait, hold up, y'all don't know what I shapeshifted, wait a minute.
I actually shapeshifted on stream.
Hold on, I'll show you.
Which game was it?
Hold up.
it wasn't long ago. Hold on, I'm looking. I straight up shapeshifted. I think it was
this game. Yeah, it was this game.
I don't even pay you for a car.
I don't know. It was this game. Wait a minute.
Co-Red. Damage. When hair is pushed too far, damage adds up fast. That's when we need miracle
hair.
Okay, surely nobody has it time stamped. Is it this?
Where did I shapeshift? Is this it right here? I think this is it right here. Wait a minute.
it's too easy. I'm locked. No. It's late. I should get some sleep. Yo, when did I shape
shift. It's right here. It's right here. Wait, no, it's not. Hold on. Oh, it's right
What's going on here?
Hello, here's your order.
Thanks, that was really fast. I'd like this.
Why is the audio messed up?
Oh, it was because I was watching the clip back in the game.
Okay.
That's how much.
$29.
Wait, what?
Yo, I'm a simpleton.
I do see this.
Yo, I can't like, it's where it is.
No!
God!
Yes!
Yeah!
Bro, I shapeshifted it to like an umbrella!
Bro!
That's not much.
Twenty-nine dollars, ma'am.
Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.
$29, man.
No!
Thanks, everybody.
Absolutely shapeshifted, dude.
Pretty fast.
I like the service.
How much?
$29, man.
That's a lot of money, man.
Yeah!
I got two cheese peeps.
Dude, that is bad, bruh.
Bro, that is...
Where did your arms go, bro?
arms go bro I don't know I shape-shifted but yeah that's that person's BFB from when I
shapeshifted a man all right anyway
anyway back to where we was at we got to go out on another hunt here we're
cooked this time I just know it let's go yeah that was bad
All right, uh, Rocky, let's go on a hunt, buddy.
Bad weather, we are good.
Yo, can we get the rifle back out, man?
Please tell me the hunt's just like five feet from the cabin.
What's that pistol going to do, LMAO?
Buddy, you better tell that to Arthur Morgan.
What you talking about?
Dr. Morgan take down thousands of men with a pistol.
Rocky, we're going a little bit too far, man.
The radio, did I not do the radio?
I thought I did.
I'll do it when I get back.
If we get back, that is.
You're rat with the five.
What do you see Rocky?
Rocky, I don't see anything.
Oh, it's right there.
Sorry, buddy. It has to be done.
Rebounding!
W. Rocky, let's get back to the cabin.
11 days work of food again.
Uh-oh, what's happening?
It's here again between us and the cabin.
Don't go running off this time. Stay behind me.
Stay behind me, Rocky.
There it is.
Come on, Rocky, we're going to make it.
We're almost there. Come on, buddy.
Come on!
Come on, Rocky.
Let's get this done and get back in the cabin. Stabbed!
Rock you better make it out alive, bro. I swear. Come on, quick.
You know, cool game though. Really cool, like, game theme.
All right, let's see what we wrote.
February 28th, when they finally decided to show up again today, I guess it was just waiting
for the right time. Almost blocked my way back to the cabin. Thankfully, I was able
to get it away from us. This can't keep going on. We can't live like this. What about the
radio? Uh, apparently as of today, the feds have officially begun aerial patrols of some
of the frontiers nearby. I'm talking helicopters coming to force looking for
this guy. I don't see how Jason could avoid capture for much longer. Oh lord.
That's cheating bro. What do you mean? What could we actually possibly have done
to make them do all of this finding us? Like what?
He must have done something like, unbelievably insane.
What is that?
What's happening?
Rocky, where are you?
Rocky?
Another dream?
Another dream Arthur Morgan's hat with the five thank you
You're just low key kind of a vibe.
Don't look like a tomato right now. No, I ain't that bad. I never looked like a tomato
Rocky I know this is a dream, but
Rocky
Colorado Rocky Mountain High
I've seen it rain if I
Oh, this better be a dream
Oh, it better be a dream I better wake up and he better be hours about the
Oh my goodness if that wouldn't have been it. Oh my goodness chat, you don't understand
Why are we up this dark out March 3rd the nightmares are getting worse they feel too real
anything on the radio?
Nope, no, I know.
Yeah, you think this is going to have a good ending or a bad ending?
Yo, happy birthday, Daniel. Chat's out, Daniel. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Daniel. Yo,
Smitty with the, with the 20 gifted W. Smitty with the 20 gifted. I appreciate that, Smitty.
W. Smitty with the 20. I appreciate that. Thank you, Smitty with the 20. I appreciate
you. W. Smitty, for real. I appreciate you. Thank you. Go to the meat shed and prepare
today's food. Wait, I usually don't have to do that. Why is it different today? Why
Why can't I interact with anything?
Who's there?
It's the mimic.
That's good. I thought it was the police.
Where's Wacky?
I can't shoot.
Wacky, stay in the corner, buddy.
I see it.
Stay there, Rocky. We're good.
Get out of here!
This is my cabin!
And I ain't camping!
Yeah, get in here.
How long is it going to stay here?
Shoot it, you can't, you simpleton.
Come on, bro, shoot it in all caps.
You think I wouldn't have done that already?
We're good, we survived.
It's giving up for now.
I think I'll get our food later instead.
March 6, that thing gets bolder every day.
It's looking for a way in now.
Thank god it hasn't had the courage to break in on my watch.
Not yet, at least.
Something's got to happen soon.
The radio also tells you the fans are getting near,
but they're also getting impatient.
Just need to hold out for a little longer.
Until what, Jason?
You know what I mean, until what?
We're gonna die out here, Jason.
There's nothing to hold out for.
All right, I got some bad news on the Jason case.
It's a total buzz kill.
Word is the federal search is a completely losing steam.
Apparently, if these next air patrols
don't give us something to talk about,
going to start pulling resources and redirecting them. We're going to make it. This guy has
proven to be incredibly elusive and it's just killing our momentum here. I was really helping
for a dramatic conclusion but it looks like we're heading for a boring dead end instead.
They ain't gonna catch me not today.
We've been out here for almost three months, by the way.
I read the bits, you simpletons.
Get in the house!
R.I.P., shouldn't have came looking for me, Bubba.
Why are we gonna go check it out?
Why?
Somebody said somebody gave the mimic a bazooka.
True.
Maybe it actually is Nemesis.
You know what I was really not talking about enough?
Nemesis from Resident Evil 3 is like the most OP video game villain ever, besides like Wesker.
Nemesis from Resident Evil 3 is a gigantic borderline indestructible monster that can
use weapons and morph into gigantic creatures.
Where's this helicopter crash?
Yo, do you know where is that rock?
Where is this thing supposed to be?
Swagger Man solos?
Okay, now you're actually trolling now.
actually trolling now. I feel like the helicopter crash was right around here. Am I trippin?
Chat, where's the helicopter at? Can I get a hit?
Oh, I see it.
Yo, Jason is somebody's alive.
Jason, you just gave away our plan.
Jason, you just completely gave it away.
They're going to know we're out here now.
I'm gonna sell that on eBay. What you talking about?
No doubt this is one of the Federal helicopters searching for me, but how did it crash?
I need the flight recorder. That must be it.
Can we go take this back to the cabin and do this? I don't think we should be doing it out here.
She can't get to the kids right now.
Why don't you speak up?
Shit.
Well, I'll turn us around.
We should get back to base before something else is.
Something else went wrong.
What the hell did you do?
Holy shit, man.
Ah!
The mimic?
The mimic was able to tape down a helicopter midair,
but can't kill me in a cabin with a revolver in my dog.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Yeah, that thing was able to take out a helicopter midflight,
but can't kill some goober in a cabin with a revolver.
Wait, the blood stops right there, though.
Yeah, look, the blood stops right there.
See?
Oh. Oh. Oh. No, it's going to be hard to find more out here.
Oh, no, y'all wrong for this. Oh, no, y'all are wrong for this.
The blood trail ends here.
Whoa, that just scared me so bad.
Oh my goodness, that just scared me so bad.
Let's go Rocky, we gotta move!
Go Rocky, go!
Go!
Keep moving.
Keep moving, Rocky.
Go. Go, we're almost back.
Get in Rocky, get in!
Come on!
We're good.
Woo, we're good!
Alright, good job Rocky.
Alright, quick catch.
The creature got to him first.
Those pilots are dead.
While I was outside tonight, one of the feds helicopters tracking me crashed.
The creature brought it down. It's definitely got a jump. According to the flight recorder,
their tracking system was having issues, so hopefully that means the feds won't be able to
find that wreckage since it's so close to where I'm at. This time, the creature tried to mimic
one of the pilots it killed. It wasn't able to get the drop on me this time though. Well,
Well, that kind of did scare me.
Ha, ha, nah, nah.
We ought to do the radio, I think.
Yep.
All right.
Yeah, something terrible is going to happen any minute now.
Lag cap.
We've got to go hunting again.
Locky and chat.
We have some terrible news today, folks.
Reports just come in that a new terror cell
has emerged in the country.
We just now confirmed that multiple bombs
had just went off in downtown Manhattan.
Yo, Saul Jack with the five, thank you.
Sorry to disappoint everyone out there,
but it looks like Jason Case will remain unresolved for now.
As the feds have temporarily given up their patrol searching for them
We've even heard leaked rumors that one of the helicopter searching for Jason went missing a couple days ago without a trace
Probably crashed in the middle of nowhere. What a waste all this searching Jason still just out there. Yes
I sure am buddy. What's y'all gonna do about it?
Y'all ain't gonna do nothing, just me and my dog.
Me and you and a dog named Boo, traveling and living off the land.
Me and you and a dog named Boo, how I love being a free man.
What you talking about?
Don't play with me.
me. That was an easy hunt right there. That was an easy hunt. I was literally listening
That song recently that's a great song. I love that song
Me and you in a doll named
I'm alive!
I'm alive! Where's Rocky?
Rocky?
I don't have any remover ammo.
I'm not about to let this freak hurt my dog. Oh my goodness. Hold on, Jason.
Broke's earning a Jason 4 cheese for real. Rocky? How do you expect me to find him out here?
Rocky!
That's either Rocky or the creature. Either way I'm going towards that sound.
sound. Jason may be a insane criminal, but at least he has some kind of morals with this dog.
Oh!
Oh, that hurt! Oh!
I hear something.
Looks like a well-placed blade can steal Pierce's skin.
Rocky!
I swear, I swear, don't you dare do this to me.
Rocky, this is a cliff.
Ha ha ha!
You ain't got no aura!
Get your hands off me!
Not today!
Chris Wattfield!
Rocky!
Don't you dare hurt him!
Drop him!
Wait, are we good?
Rocky.
Wait, are we good?
Rocky.
That's the goat!
Chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out.
What's happening?
Life.
Rocky is the goat.
Please let it in there.
there. I don't want Rocky to die. Please tell me happy ending. Please be a happy ending.
Nothing else needs to happen. Please. I'm begging you. Let it in like that. Game of the year.
Wait, I don't understand what the crime we committed was. Did it say it at the start?
of a year. That's what I'm talking about. Let's go to the cabin, Rocky. Thank you, developers.
Socks with the five. Thank you, developers, for not letting this dog die on me. Thank
you. Not only did he not die, he saved me. We back, Rocky, we back. We can live out the
rest of our days in peace.
Game of the year that was actually really good. I am confused. Okay, I was about to get
sad okay yeah you wrong for delaying that and then putting that there w mini
w rocky gave it a year
yo happy birthday cocktail cocktail cocktail happy birthday oh Icarus
It's your happy birthday, Incarus.
Thank you.
Wmini, Wrocky, game of the year.
That was actually a really good game.
Maybe I missed it in like the first radio broadcast
at the start of the game.
Did I miss what he did
at the radio broadcast at the start of the game?
I still don't know the crime
he committed to be hunting like that.
Maybe I did game of the year though.
That was really good.
That was a really good game.
I messed with that.
Heck.
I mess with that head appreciate you Texas. Thank you
You know what time it is now though chat hey, you know what time it is now
Time to make us some money
There is a chance we hit three stars today
I don't know for sure, but there is a chance that stanky shores hits three stars today
Lock in chat! Time to open up the best safest water park in the history of the
world for another episode. Lock in baby! Time to make us some money!
Yeah!
You better hang up that futon.
Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth.
I'm feeling romantic.
How will I go?
How will I know?
Hello and welcome to Stanky Drawers.
Do you got some Stanky Drawers?
Let me get a sniff.
Oh!
Lock in.
Lock in, buddy.
Lock in.
Is there no sink in his bathroom?
Was he washing his hands in the kitchen?
I've been out of soap in my bathroom for like a week.
Relax.
Texas with the five.
with the five. Neon with the five.
I watched another play through. He didn't commit a crime. He was planning on snitching
on the human experimentation program that made the mimic, which is why he was being
hunted down. Oh. Oh, W. Jason. Yo, Mike queso with the five. Get that. That's a O. G. Right
there. Oh my goodness. W. Mike queso with the five been following me since four days
after I started streaming. W. Mike queso for real. Lock in. All right, chat. Look here.
If you were not here in yesterday's episode of Stanky Shores,
you'll have your birthday daisy, Chateau Daisy,
have your birthday daisy, seals with the tin as well,
W seals with the tin as well.
If you were not here in yesterday's episode of Stanky Shores,
we hit two and a half stars.
And I'm very happy about it.
Matter of fact, let's go ahead and open up.
What I think we should do, chat, hear me out,
let's just save our points that we have
until we hit three stars
so we can get a whole bunch of new stuff.
Y'all cool with that?
All gotta go back to Poseidon real quick.
We need to save our points.
What does it want me to do here?
clear trash. That's easy. Yeah, let's save our points. I think
all we need to do is build 10 loungers and 15 puddles. And I
think we hit three stars, right? I don't know. Let me build
some more loungers though. We need more customer. Where is my
customers at? How y'all doing? Y'all just get off the ship
at the hospital. Thank y'all so much for being here. I
appreciate y'all so much. Thank you. Appreciate y'all for
Don't be in here. Thank you. Oh, I gotta move my camera.
Don't take me again. Please. No!
No! I'm back. I fought him off.
We're good. Hey, be careful with them belly flops, big dog. People getting hurt around here.
Okay, is everything in stock? We do need to restart the hot dogs. Let me go grab some hot dogs. Do you want something Zachary? Hold on.
Zachary? Is he going to the- I thought he was going to the blob skip zone. Let me spray you off real quick. I did not mean to go in that slide with you! No! I'm sorry!
I am so sorry. I did not mean to do that. Thank you.
Thank you.
Eric.
Excuse me, sir, you don't have no...
Sir, you're in a full uniform!
Bro was in street clothes! Get out of here!
Bro was in street clothes!
How are you doing?
Dario Dario. I don't know you want to eliminate with lemon. There you go. Thank you so much
How are you doing, sir? What can I get you today?
Hey, be careful, I don't think you're gonna be able to get much much much momentum with regular sir
Hold on. I don't think you're gonna be able to make it down that with that with with regular clothes on
You're not gonna be able to get the momentum sir
Is he okay?
He good, he good, we're good here.
Okay, you know what Chad, I never thought I'd be saying that.
Get outta here, you creep!
I saw you with the camera.
I'm gonna teach you a lesson today.
Did somebody else, I'm so sorry Aubrey,
I did not mean to do that.
I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
You think you're gonna take pictures of my guests?
Look, he still has the camera in his hand.
That's evidence.
Let this be a lesson to you, buddy.
Don't be a pervert in my park or in general.
Handle that.
Handle my business, buddy.
What you talking about?
Everybody having a good day today?
Thank y'all so much for being here.
I got to build these loungers.
What am I doing?
OK, hold on.
Chat, where do I put the new loungers at?
Somebody else is panicking on the dock.
What you doing there?
What are you laughing about, come here.
Get out of here!
I didn't think he was going to fly that far.
Dude, I heard a no-
I heard somebody else snap a picture.
I just heard somebody else snap a picture.
I see you, Brianna!
What the- below the po-
Someone's drowning?
No, somebody's panicking on the diving board, as usual.
Yo Francisco, count of three, get ready, okay?
Are you actually kidding me?
This dude is in the pool getting an underwater shot.
What is up with the pervs?
Bra!
What is actually happening?
Francisco, are you still Francisco?
Did I not push him off?
Oh, it's on the task list.
Then the guy that just said facts.
Okay, is there any more pervs in here?
Okay, we need we need to catch one more perv out of here.
Chat, be on the lookout for anybody with a camera in their hand.
How are you doing Madeline playing hot dog?
There you are.
How are you doing Ben?
Where you been at?
I'm sorry.
Oh, have a good one.
I got to go restart the hot dogs.
I'll be right back.
be on the lookout anybody with a camera we have to take their life it is what it
is the lounger had a camera okay bad let me get the hot dogs somebody on the
lounger had a camera where I don't see any cameras right now we just need one
more somebody's drowning how you do an Aubrey eliminate what ice and women
there you are. No, it's not. I see you. I see you. Save him. I'll be right back. Oh,
and you want a refreshment with that? You want like a little snack, maybe like a like
a water, some refreshments. No, okay, I'm gonna go get the live ring. I'll be right back.
Yo, I'm about to, oh no, Owen hold up, Owen hold up, you're good buddy, I am so sorry
about the delay, watch out for that puddle, I gotta get a mob real quick.
How have we only done one puddle, we need more puddles right now.
Oh my goodness, I know you saw that Zion.
We go anybody wait on anything. No, let me go check for more puddles anywhere. Okay. I don't see any here
Okay
Chat we need more puddles
Trash is stank and where is Rachel at Kobe clean
My headset just died chat. Hello. Can you hear me jobs with the five?
Wait, was that not a pervert that I got?
What?
Did I sell?
We got to find one more pervert in here.
There you are.
Come here!
Not today, you ain't!
Oh, boy!
Oh, why?
Stop.
All right, y'all enjoying the chill zone?
I sure do hope so.
Thank you.
Okay.
Never mind.
Let this be a lesson to anybody that thinks there's going to be a perv in my park.
Do you?
I got it, Rachel.
Rachel, I'm so.
Okay, you got it.
You got it.
You got it. Get away! Don't jump!
We're going to have a conversation after work.
We are going to have a conversation.
Ho ho ho, buddy. We are going to have a conversation after work.
Did she just push me?
Wait till the shift is over, wait till the shift is over, just wait.
My employee that I pay, I pay her full salary, just oh my goodness, that thing is bigger
by the day.
I pay her full salary, and she just pushed me.
You want extra ketchup or regular? Extra? Okay.
There you go, man. Thank you. How you doing?
Lemonade with ice and lemon? There you are. Thank you so much.
I see you, Lorenzo. Get out of here. Where's Rachel?
Chat, when this shift is over, just wait. Just wait. I gotta go restock the, uh, I gotta
restock the floaties and stuff real quick. I'll be right back. Hold it down for me, Jacks.
I'll be right back.
Welcome.
Chad, we might be firing Rachel, I'm not gonna lie.
She just put her hands on me.
I can't believe that.
I have never once talked bad to Rachel.
I accidentally ran in, so we're trying to clean that spot.
And she would, I think I'm actually gonna fire Rachel.
I'm not gonna lie.
I think I have to.
You cannot disrespect me like that in my water park.
You can't do that.
How you doing, Madeline?
Lemonade with a lemon?
There you go.
Thank you so much.
Lord have mercy.
Now, just wait.
Just wait till after it's done.
Just wait.
How you doing?
I got you right here. Thank you so much. Have yourself a good day.
30 more minutes.
We are not doing a 24-hour slot you're a perv anyway get out of my park
Stanky Shores Union with the five 15 more minutes 10 more minutes
minutes. Two more minutes. 95% satisfaction, by the way. Okay. This is the part of my
job that I never like doing but this has crossed a line that cannot be uncrossed.
Where is Rachel?
Oh they went home for the day. That's fine. I'll just close the doors and she'll get fired as
soon as she comes up.
Are you okay? I am so sorry.
Yo, Jack, says Rachel made it to work yet?
She's in here?
All right.
Um, Rachel?
You can't hide from me, Rachel. I know all. Rachel? Yesterday. She's trying to ignore
it. She's trying to ignore it. Rachel. Rachel! It's like when you get in trouble by your
parents and you start like doing all these extra little tours around the house thinking
forget about it. Where is she at? Where is she at? No, no, where is she at?
Rachel, come here!
Rachel, yesterday an incident happened at the workplace that we need to get out of here.
that we need. Hey boss, you missed my previous measure so I decided to resend
the paralysis part kidnapped me and tortured me for information on you and
your park. I didn't spill because that check was fat. Thanks. At least you
didn't snitch. Thank you.
Chat. Do we fire Rachel right now?
Or do we give her another chance?
I gotta put in more loungers. I think I'm gonna put some over
here. I need level two loungers though. I don't have any. I wonder if I can get
some from Poseidon. Hold up. We'll pull it after this shift. I'm gonna let her work.
I'm gonna let her work this day real quick. What you talking about? Yeah, that is
ridiculous. She literally pushed me, chat. She pushed me. Okay, can I unlock more loungers
right now? Hold up. Yeah, I have to be able to. We have nine research points. Attractions,
park. Where is it at? Modern loungers. Well, chat, there goes seven of our 10 channel points that
that we had. We gotta do it though. That's for the quest. Let's put some loungers over
here real quick. She did nothing wrong though. You just wasted. No, I didn't have to be
prestige too. See, this is prestige too right here. Are y'all leaning more towards not
firing Rachel right now UFO was here
you have
be careful there's a you oh no no just somebody here that's not supposed to be
in here. Come here! Everybody stay calm! Just stay out of the way of the UFO and you'll be-
NOOOO! Man! You're good! You're good! I got you! Oh lord have mercy! It's coming for everybody!
And what is happening?
Seth, I just saved your life.
Take her!
No, take her!
I just saved her life, and she came to push me.
Now take her!
Take her!
Right now!
I'm offering!
No!
I just saved your life and you pushed me
for saving your life from the UFO.
UFO, take her!
You're gonna push me after I saved your life?
Right there.
Right here, UFO, no, no.
I swear no I swear
No you don't
That was so clean, it's actually unbelievable.
I jumped, bounced off the umbrella for the mid air save.
Oh my goodness. I guess he's gonna get away whatever. Okay I'm so sorry for this
y'all. There was a UFO here a minute ago. Y'all know how it is. There you go.
Thank you. How you doing? You won't butter with that. There you are. Thank you so
much chat why is there no puddles being formed man I need two more loungers I'm
gonna put them right here
should I put in more showers so people make more puddles low-key it's because of
Rachel now the thing is if there was puddles it counts whether she gets them or not
I need to get more snacks for the vending machine hold up
You need to get somebody to eliminate said I low key do but we ain't got the money for all that right now
We're saving we're cutting expenses
Okay
Yo trap with the 20 gifted W. Trab with the 20 gifted W. Dev
W trap for real. I appreciate that trap
With the 20 how you doing you want to eliminate what limit it I got you. Thank you so much. How are you?
Popcorn with butter. Thank you
W trap for real. I appreciate that trap. Thank you
Okay, more showers shall we miss? Oh
My goodness Mia almost complete
Me are almost completed the bullseye, bullseye, skip zone.
Lemonade with ice and lemon, there you are, thank you so much, how you doing, Zion, ketchup
on that, there you are, how are you doing?
Pump corn with chili lime, I'm going to give you a little bit of extra, just a little bit.
There you are.
Yo, Calus with the 25.
W Calus with the 25.
Give that I appreciate that Calus.
Thank you, Calus with the 25.
Did somebody just drop a banana pit?
Yo, W Calus and Trab, they cooked with this game.
Yeah, Rachel, get that.
Yeah.
See, you notice how she's doing every little extra thing now?
Y'all notice that?
Did you have a camera?
No, you didn't.
You have a camera.
Chad, we only need six more puddles, by the way.
They put more showers in.
How you doing, Milo?
Popcorn with chili lime.
There you are, thank you so much.
Chad, what do y'all think,
back-to-back showers right here, Loki?
Look at this. I'm about to cook.
Peep this.
Yup.
Back to back.
Top. That was close, though.
Move all the bathrooms. Once I do the next, the next expansion that we do, we're going to do a full remodel. Don't worry.
Next expansion is a full remodel biblical booty with the ten
Guess waited too long for a ticket
Jack's
Jack's I'm getting information that a guess waited too long for a ticket. How you doing there you are. Thank you
How are you ma'am? She'll be my mom on that there you go as well. Thank you so much
Yo, Jax, I'm getting word that people are, look at this.
How you doing?
Get out of my park.
You don't have a wristband.
She does have a, I'm so sorry.
I thought she didn't have a wristband.
It looks like somebody just walked in with no wristband right there.
Hey, how you doing lemonade regular there you are thank you so much how you doing
Peyton I said lemon I need to go get more lemonade I'll be right back and I need
some more popcorn as well I'll be right back y'all
El owner you know you line everybody loves to thank you sure as well as I
getting lemonade what else is I getting
was I getting popcorn got it I let's get back
we're good okay Rachel chat is it just beers Rachel doing way extra right now
let's be real she was she was working hard before but you wouldn't work in that
part how you doing Mia popcorn with chili line thank you so much y'all having
Have a good day today, thank you.
Chat, there is some creeps in this park, man.
Don't worry, Rachel, I got it.
Where is Eric and where is all the puddles please there's one oh my goodness that thing
thing is thing. Lord have mercy that thing is thing. Eric is
two top. I feel like nothing. Chat. We might have to have a
conversation about Eric soon.
Chat. We might
is bro going to the I thought bro was going to the bullseye zone how you doing
Owen lemonade with ice and lemon thank you so much thank you so much Owen have
yourself a good one can you move how you doing ma'am lemonade with ice thank
you so much. How you doing Mia? Liminate with ice? Thank you so much. Have a good one.
The pro's name is just egg.
Lord have mercy!
What is going on?
How you doing?
Chilly-Lam-Onat, there you are as well.
I sir I know you are not fully closed the shower hello fully closed shower check
there's not enough puddles being formed around here why is that how you doing
Cash, you were just here a minute ago.
Regular lemonade, there you are.
Thank you so much.
How you doing, Sienna, playing hot dog?
There you go.
How you doing, Callan?
Send a butter on that.
There you are.
Well, there's a butter right there.
Let me go get my mop.
Let me get my mop.
Hear me out on egg.
100% satisfaction, by the way.
What is that?
Y'all are walking right into me, by the way.
You ain't about to make me feel guilty for that.
Okay, is there any other puddles around here?
There is no other puddles around here that I can see.
Should I put more pools in?
Chat lowkey, I might need to put more pools in.
No joke.
Like actually.
Hold on.
Let's do another one.
I think I need to put like more pools in because we're not having enough puddles formed.
That's 100% the problem.
Jabber put more pools in end of discussion.
End of discussion. We're putting more pools in here.
Let me think. Let me think of what would look clean here. Hold on. Let me
cook.
Let me cook.
Yes.
Yes. Wait, I'm messing with this heavy. Wait, I am messing with this heavy. The Stanky
B-shore certified quad zone.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the quad zone.
Watch this too, I ain't done yet, look at this.
Look, watch what else I'm about to do.
Is it raining?
We ain't gonna get no customers.
Look what else I'm about to do.
Beep it. Beep it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Stanky Shores certified quad zone.
That right, that's insanely clean actually. Oh my goodness, what?
Wait, this was the best idea ever.
Get out of here!
Okay, you got that one, Eric.
This is actually really cool-looking. Thank you.
Finally, somebody appreciates my architectural work.
Thank you. Wait.
That might be my favorite part of the park.
No joke, that might be my favorite part of the park, actually.
I am so sorry about that call. Let me get that cleaned up for.
Okay, you have to get it started with regular click and then you can spam right click chat. There ain't nobody here.
Don't nobody want to, don't nobody want to come to a water park when it's raining.
I'm about to sue the ladies and gentlemen.
I was here.
The Stanky Shores is officially a three-star establishment.
Oh my goodness.
Say it is not so.
Ladies and gentlemen, what is that?
That is, what are these, what are those?
I'm sorry.
Oh my goodness, what did we just get?
What were those?
Wait, we gotta put this out here right now.
Hold up!
How you doing, Peyton?
Lemonade with linen, thank you so much.
How you do a Zion?
Send a butter on that?
Thank you so much.
What just happened to Br-
Get outta here, Duke.
Wait a minute, chat, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, chat, wait a minute, chat, wait a minute.
Where do these trash cans?
wait. Oh, it's supposed to go to a little bit of an angle. Chad, get, I'm sorry, Rachel,
If you put your hands on me again, I swear I'm firing you.
How you doing?
There you go, thank you so much.
Oh my goodness, it's a lagoon!
That is so tough!
Why is this water purple?
That is so incomprehensibly tough. It's not even funny. Chat, I was here. The Stanky Shores is officially a three-star establishment.
And we have a huge slide from Poseidon. And also, we're gonna unlock the level three slides as well. Oh my goodness, it's gonna get crazy.
build the slide I don't have anywhere to put it right now hold up so my Scott T
bone that is crazy excuse me I don't even know where I could put the big slide
right now I think the whole place needs a remodel why is nobody swimming in this
thing was expensive me can't really swim in it how you doing Chet's and I hope
you enjoy the new pool just had it installed today
How you doing?
Lemonade with ice in it.
There you go.
Thank you so much.
How you doing, Evangeline?
Lemonade?
There you go.
How you doing, Owen?
Chili lime on that?
There you go.
Thank you so much.
By the way, somebody just said remove the quad zone.
That's blasphemy.
Cody, that was so clean.
It's not even funny.
Jack, the quad zone is beautiful.
Period.
It's just beautiful.
OK.
Jack, look at this.
Look at this slide.
Bro.
Wait, can I have the nest, this, wait a minute.
Ladies and gentlemen, who wants to be the first?
Wait a minute.
Oh my God.
That's not going to happen to a regular customer.
That was a BBL problem.
Ladies and gentlemen, who wants to be the first person to go down the most state-of-the-art
slide, ever not you, because you're trespassing. The most state-of-the-art slide ever invented
only at the Stanky Shores. Marlowe, we hope you enjoy. This is a moment in history. Marlowe
is the first person to go down this slide. Beautiful for Marlowe. Oh my goodness, that's
So tough, it's unbelievable.
That is actually so tough.
How you doing?
Regular lemonade?
There you are.
How you doing?
Plain hot dog?
There you are.
Popcorn with Cina butter?
Yes.
Duke?
Chili lime?
There you go.
Thank you.
Check, that is actually insane.
And that's not even all the slides that we unlocked,
by the way.
That was pretty much just an extra slide.
You can get the taser.
What?
Huh?
Where's that at?
Oh, my God.
Oh my goodness, we do we need to expand or something?
Chat, should we just completely remodel next episode for all like the new stuff we got?
There you go.
Thank you so much.
Chat, that is actually insane.
Next episode, this park is literally going to be unrecognizable, no joke.
The amount of stuff that we can do now after finally hitting three stars is insane.
Oh no, I'll be right back.
I need to eliminate MPop 4 and Hot Dogs matter of fact.
Wait, this is legitimately going to be insane.
Lemonade, I mean, Hot Dogs, Lemonade, Popcorn, I'll be right back.
The layout is dookie so yes this is not the layout is not dookie no it's not
Rachel are you dead serious chat Rachel is is is tripping how are you doing sir
sorry for the delay lemonade with ice there you go how you doing chili lime
thank you so much how are you doing butter on that there you go thank you
chat. Are we going to clear this whole section out? I feel like we should. I feel like in
tomorrow's episode, we need to clear this whole section out right here and just put
like all kinds of new stuff. So it looks like you're a college graduate, but you can't dodge
a puddle. You need to get your money back on that scholarship, man. That is ridiculous.
saying. How you doing Marlowe? Both on that? There you go! How are you? Lemonade with ice?
Thank you so much. What you want? Lemonade with ice and lemon. There you are. How are you?
Lemonade with lemon. Thank you. How were you lemonade?
88% satisfaction
Fire Rachel Pollock so next episode that is an unbelievable profit by the way, but it doesn't matter cuz you put new stuff in chat
Next episode we are completely putting all kinds of new maybe dangerous stuff in the park and potentially
Potentially firing. Rachel will leave that up to the board though. Chat that right
there was a beautiful episode. I was here. Be careful!
Did y'all get his license plate? No!
I'm going to be the one to
chat tomorrow's episode is
actually probably going to be
the craziest episode today.
That was a great episode
obviously because the Stanky
shores is finally a three-star
establishment.
You love to see it.
W Episode.
Great stream chat.
I love y'all man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for
kicking it with your boy
against tonight.
Priest said all the gift is
I offer this hanging out a you'll have a good rest y'all night have a good day
tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen a little man I peace out y'all