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I forgot to pull me dry."}, {"start": 90.03999999999999, "end": 91.72, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 103.0, "end": 120.2, "text": " Look how big this hoodie is."}, {"start": 120.2, "end": 123.56, "text": " It hooded you!"}, {"start": 123.56, "end": 125.56, "text": " You"}, {"start": 128.96, "end": 130.96, "text": " Forgot to call me a drink that's my fault"}, {"start": 132.92000000000002, "end": 135.6, "text": " You already know what time it is though"}, {"start": 137.52, "end": 144.5, "text": " Hey, you already know what time it is though"}, {"start": 146.0, "end": 148.0, "text": " Buddy"}, {"start": 153.56, "end": 171.68, "text": " It is time for a spin."}, {"start": 171.68, "end": 176.56, "text": " Mr. Big J with the five, send it!"}, {"start": 176.56, "end": 182.72, "text": " Oh, Clayne, that's a good one right there."}, {"start": 182.72, "end": 186.32, "text": " Pettus Nettian Prince with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 186.72, "end": 195.92, "text": " Look at that. 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Hey, don't let your client find out that huh that you be watching"}, {"start": 351.8, "end": 358.68, "text": " case. Oh stream. I mean, Lord have mercy. That is not gonna go over well,"}, {"start": 358.68, "end": 366.84000000000003, "text": " buddy. I mean, big doll hold. Jen, if you found out your lawyer was a case of"}, {"start": 366.84000000000003, "end": 378.00000000000006, "text": " viewer, how would you feel about that? How would you feel about that? Great. Leviathan"}, {"start": 378.00000000000006, "end": 385.68, "text": " with the five. What's up case? It's the Dave's triple guy back again. I asked last time what"}, {"start": 385.68, "end": 391.32000000000005, "text": " the top five Wendy's items ever. So what's the top five Taco bill items ever? That's"}, {"start": 391.32, "end": 400.32, "text": " a great question right there. 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The what?"}, {"start": 680.6, "end": 682.6, "text": " Wait, they changed?"}, {"start": 683.6, "end": 687.6, "text": " It's not a different one, they just changed the existing one?"}, {"start": 692.6, "end": 709.5600000000001, "text": " Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich got an upgrade. New bold marinade delivers a juicier bite."}, {"start": 709.5600000000001, "end": 722.9200000000001, "text": " pink old style breading. What's? Is it good? Yo, did they, uh-uh, did they ruin my chicken"}, {"start": 722.9200000000001, "end": 733.6400000000001, "text": " sandwich? Say it ain't so! They're doing shredded lettuce on it now? Tell me you're joking."}, {"start": 739.5600000000001, "end": 750.0400000000001, "text": " They're doing shredded lettuce instead of like the lettuce leaf."}, {"start": 750.0400000000001, "end": 752.8800000000001, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 752.8800000000001, "end": 759.6, "text": " Yo, natural, with the 500 bits case, my mom is leaving for an African safari in two weeks."}, {"start": 759.6, "end": 767.0400000000001, "text": " Do you have any advice for her after you review of your animal videos, Gigi?"}, {"start": 767.04, "end": 774.04, "text": " She chose the wrong time to go on one of those because I've been watching all kinds of those safari videos people out here getting snapped up"}, {"start": 774.88, "end": 778.64, "text": " Bro, they over do the elephant is walk up to a truck and just flip it over"}, {"start": 779.9599999999999, "end": 782.28, "text": " Now she should be good. I hope she has fun"}, {"start": 785.3199999999999, "end": 791.28, "text": " Cheesy Gordita crunch double decker taco mini crunch wrap and og loaded gorilla were my faves"}, {"start": 791.28, "end": 796.92, "text": " I don't know if I've ever tried any of those. You'll have your birthday Cambry chack. Tell Cambry happy birthday"}, {"start": 796.9200000000001, "end": 798.08, "text": " Happy birthday, Cambry."}, {"start": 800.6400000000001, "end": 802.6, "text": " Okay, so I've been gone for a few days."}, {"start": 802.6, "end": 806.7600000000001, "text": " Can you draw or explain what a slog is?"}, {"start": 806.7600000000001, "end": 809.5600000000001, "text": " Is it a person, place, or thing?"}, {"start": 809.5600000000001, "end": 812.2400000000001, "text": " Or an action, word, or verb?"}, {"start": 812.2400000000001, "end": 815.2800000000001, "text": " When would be the appropriate time to use it?"}, {"start": 815.2800000000001, "end": 817.1600000000001, "text": " And can I say it around granny?"}, {"start": 818.5600000000001, "end": 820.5200000000001, "text": " Bro, I literally had to explain to my parents"}, {"start": 820.5200000000001, "end": 821.3600000000001, "text": " why I've been saying that."}, {"start": 821.3600000000001, "end": 824.3600000000001, "text": " I was playing Resident Evil a couple of weeks ago,"}, {"start": 824.3600000000001, "end": 826.7400000000001, "text": " and I died, and instead of dog,"}, {"start": 826.74, "end": 829.28, "text": " I just started saying shlug instead of dog."}, {"start": 829.28, "end": 831.0, "text": " I replaced the D with the SH."}, {"start": 831.0, "end": 832.28, "text": " It's just dog."}, {"start": 832.28, "end": 835.64, "text": " You just, instead of dog, you just do shlug."}, {"start": 835.64, "end": 838.2, "text": " So you use it whenever you would say dog."}, {"start": 840.92, "end": 843.6, "text": " There was some people thinking I was saying something else."}, {"start": 843.6, "end": 845.48, "text": " My mom thought I was saying something else."}, {"start": 845.48, "end": 847.04, "text": " I had to explain it to her."}, {"start": 851.96, "end": 855.8, "text": " And you don't, no, we're not spelling it S-L-H-O-G."}, {"start": 855.8000000000001, "end": 860.8000000000001, "text": " We spell it, S-C-H-L-A-W-G, like schlug."}, {"start": 862.0600000000001, "end": 863.0600000000001, "text": " Why'd you do that?"}, {"start": 866.6, "end": 867.44, "text": " I'll never forget it."}, {"start": 867.44, "end": 869.1200000000001, "text": " It was two weeks ago."}, {"start": 869.1200000000001, "end": 871.22, "text": " I'm not saying I invented it or nothing,"}, {"start": 871.22, "end": 873.32, "text": " but I was playing Resident Evil 4 Remake."}, {"start": 873.32, "end": 876.0400000000001, "text": " I was in the dungeon area where that blind dude is"}, {"start": 876.0400000000001, "end": 878.5200000000001, "text": " with the two claws, and he killed me."}, {"start": 878.5200000000001, "end": 881.5600000000001, "text": " I said schlug, this is ridiculous."}, {"start": 883.0400000000001, "end": 884.98, "text": " And I kinda got hooked on to it from there."}, {"start": 884.98, "end": 887.5600000000001, "text": " So, yeah, no, it's not nothing crazy."}, {"start": 889.86, "end": 891.94, "text": " Yo, bite with the 20, give the W,"}, {"start": 891.94, "end": 893.94, "text": " bite with the 20, give the thank you, bite,"}, {"start": 893.94, "end": 898.94, "text": " W, bite with the 20, give the appreciate that bite."}, {"start": 900.74, "end": 904.8000000000001, "text": " Pro wanted a detailed definition of what it was."}, {"start": 908.98, "end": 909.82, "text": " Yo,"}, {"start": 912.02, "end": 914.02, "text": " yo, happy birthday, Mia, tell me a happy birthday,"}, {"start": 914.02, "end": 916.02, "text": " Happy birthday, Mia."}, {"start": 916.02, "end": 919.62, "text": " Um, you know, cherry a with 500 bits."}, {"start": 919.62, "end": 921.46, "text": " I drew you a backroom's background"}, {"start": 921.46, "end": 923.9399999999999, "text": " in celebration of your new phone case."}, {"start": 923.9399999999999, "end": 924.9, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 928.06, "end": 928.9, "text": " Where at?"}, {"start": 933.18, "end": 934.42, "text": " Lover with the five."}, {"start": 937.34, "end": 938.54, "text": " Is it in a background?"}, {"start": 944.02, "end": 946.86, "text": " I'll see it in backgrounds. What?"}, {"start": 952.06, "end": 960.24, "text": " Yo, uh, yo, Cherry, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I, I think it's, I, if I remember right, you said before we was playing, uh, that game, that mountain climbing game."}, {"start": 960.24, "end": 964.48, "text": " Can you give it to one of my mods to put it in the, uh, the backgrounds thing?"}, {"start": 969.1, "end": 971.1, "text": " I need to see that."}, {"start": 971.1, "end": 976.2, "text": " The grilled cheese burrito from Taco Bell is so underrated, I have a take on the grilled"}, {"start": 976.2, "end": 980.2, "text": " cheese burrito that a lot of people might disagree with."}, {"start": 980.2, "end": 984.0, "text": " I think the grilled cheese burrito would be better without the grilled cheese on top of"}, {"start": 984.0, "end": 985.0, "text": " it."}, {"start": 985.0, "end": 988.78, "text": " It makes it greasy, hard to handle, and it's just too much."}, {"start": 988.78, "end": 992.78, "text": " The grilled cheese burrito, if it did not have the cheese over the top of it, I'm"}, {"start": 992.78, "end": 997.22, "text": " not going to lie, would be my favorite thing on the menu."}, {"start": 997.22, "end": 1001.6600000000001, "text": " Even or not, the cheese being on top of the burrito"}, {"start": 1001.6600000000001, "end": 1004.1, "text": " is what prevents me from getting that thing"}, {"start": 1004.1, "end": 1005.74, "text": " every time I go to Taco Bell."}, {"start": 1005.74, "end": 1010.74, "text": " It's weird, it's just, it's ooh, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 1010.74, "end": 1013.1800000000001, "text": " It's uh-uh, okay."}, {"start": 1017.1, "end": 1019.98, "text": " Ask for no cheese on it, see that's too much effort."}, {"start": 1022.82, "end": 1024.6200000000001, "text": " That's too much effort right there."}, {"start": 1027.22, "end": 1032.22, "text": " What is that media?"}, {"start": 1032.22, "end": 1038.22, "text": " Oh my goodness, that is tough."}, {"start": 1038.22, "end": 1045.22, "text": " Wait, that is tough."}, {"start": 1045.22, "end": 1051.22, "text": " Yo, WIAAK, Davey Kaso Doodle's on Twitter, bro."}, {"start": 1051.22, "end": 1052.22, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 1052.22, "end": 1054.76, "text": " Should I make this my background real quick wait a minute?"}, {"start": 1059.5, "end": 1061.5, "text": " Just I make this my background"}, {"start": 1064.06, "end": 1066.06, "text": " Yo, that's hard"}, {"start": 1068.66, "end": 1070.66, "text": " So what if I should make that my background"}, {"start": 1070.66, "end": 1081.5, "text": " Wait, you didn't sign it though."}, {"start": 1081.5, "end": 1082.5, "text": " Oh yeah, you did."}, {"start": 1082.5, "end": 1083.5, "text": " It's bottom right."}, {"start": 1083.5, "end": 1084.5, "text": " See, I was looking out for you."}, {"start": 1084.5, "end": 1087.8600000000001, "text": " I was making sure you signed it before I made it in my background."}, {"start": 1087.8600000000001, "end": 1088.8600000000001, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 1088.8600000000001, "end": 1096.5, "text": " Don't say I never did nothing for you."}, {"start": 1096.5, "end": 1099.78, "text": " That's what I do."}, {"start": 1099.78, "end": 1106.42, "text": " is clean hold up I'm about to make that my background real quick hold up how do"}, {"start": 1106.42, "end": 1114.62, "text": " that hold on wait save image just straight up stole your picture by the way"}, {"start": 1116.02, "end": 1120.22, "text": " straight up stole the picture"}, {"start": 1120.22, "end": 1125.22, "text": " Hold on, okay."}, {"start": 1125.22, "end": 1133.22, "text": " Back, ground image settings."}, {"start": 1133.22, "end": 1138.22, "text": " Browse photos."}, {"start": 1138.22, "end": 1145.22, "text": " This one. I think you did it. Let me see."}, {"start": 1145.22, "end": 1148.22, "text": " That's so tough."}, {"start": 1148.22, "end": 1153.82, "text": " That's actually so tough. Oh my goodness. That is tough right there."}, {"start": 1156.22, "end": 1157.9, "text": " That is actually tough."}, {"start": 1160.46, "end": 1166.14, "text": " Oh my goodness. I messed with that. Your happy birthday hand, Chattel hand, happy birthday,"}, {"start": 1166.14, "end": 1172.78, "text": " happy birthday hand. Your happy birthday is Will Mikey, Chattel Mikey, happy birthday. Today is a"}, {"start": 1172.78, "end": 1181.5, "text": " heavy. Uh, birthday day today. 500 Bistro trolley. What would you do if when you"}, {"start": 1181.5, "end": 1188.18, "text": " okay? So he said yes, would go, uh, maybe obsidian with the fire. Thank you."}, {"start": 1191.98, "end": 1197.62, "text": " True, uh, preach. Thank you. Preach. Thank you. Or peach. My bad. Um,"}, {"start": 1197.62, "end": 1201.1399999999999, "text": " you'll appreciate that pizza as well. W pizza. Happy birthday. Rylan"}, {"start": 1201.14, "end": 1206.0200000000002, "text": " Chateau Ryland happy birthday happy birthday undead Reaper as well. Okay,"}, {"start": 1206.0200000000002, "end": 1210.3000000000002, "text": " that Alice. Thank you. Thank you, Alice. In case I'm going to college tomorrow,"}, {"start": 1210.3000000000002, "end": 1213.3000000000002, "text": " I won't be able to tune into the strings as often. Do I have permission to go?"}, {"start": 1220.22, "end": 1220.8200000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1225.0200000000002, "end": 1226.46, "text": " No, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 1226.46, "end": 1244.66, "text": " is this a cult? Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. Okay? Hey, don't"}, {"start": 1244.66, "end": 1251.7, "text": " ask questions you don't want to know the answer to, buddy. You happy 34th birthday garlic"}, {"start": 1251.7, "end": 1253.7, "text": " Parmesan sauce."}, {"start": 1253.7, "end": 1257.7, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 1257.7, "end": 1261.7, "text": " Ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 1261.7, "end": 1263.7, "text": " Yo big poppy, breathe with the tea and hey K,"}, {"start": 1263.7, "end": 1265.7, "text": " so I just got my wisdom teeth taken out today,"}, {"start": 1265.7, "end": 1267.7, "text": " and I'm 90% sure I'm going to pair it from the pain."}, {"start": 1267.7, "end": 1269.7, "text": " Um, but I'm a serious note,"}, {"start": 1269.7, "end": 1271.7, "text": " if you give me some positive vibes and maybe some advice,"}, {"start": 1271.7, "end": 1273.7, "text": " I hope the pain gets better soon."}, {"start": 1273.7, "end": 1275.7, "text": " I heard that people getting their wisdom teeth taken out"}, {"start": 1275.7, "end": 1277.7, "text": " is very rough."}, {"start": 1277.7, "end": 1279.7, "text": " I haven't personally had it happen, thankfully."}, {"start": 1279.7, "end": 1282.7, "text": " But I hope you get better soon. Thank you."}, {"start": 1282.7, "end": 1284.7, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 1284.7, "end": 1289.7, "text": " Yeah, I got you, uh, uh, eat your W.E. for the 3,000 bits."}, {"start": 1289.7, "end": 1292.7, "text": " I got you. Eat W.E. Thank you. All right."}, {"start": 1292.7, "end": 1295.7, "text": " Get them out of my sight."}, {"start": 1298.7, "end": 1300.7, "text": " Get them out of my sight."}, {"start": 1302.7, "end": 1304.7, "text": " It's time to get this done."}, {"start": 1304.7, "end": 1307.7, "text": " Trick with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 1307.7, "end": 1311.1000000000001, "text": " W trick with the five."}, {"start": 1311.1000000000001, "end": 1314.3, "text": " Yo, mint with the five."}, {"start": 1314.3, "end": 1315.7, "text": " W mint with the five."}, {"start": 1315.7, "end": 1321.3, "text": " I saw a couple people in the chat saying that the word was easy today."}, {"start": 1321.3, "end": 1326.5, "text": " Now, I don't know if this is some kind of reverse psychology thing where they're trying to make me go into this."}, {"start": 1326.5, "end": 1330.5, "text": " Thinking it's going to be easy and it winds up being extremely difficult and it messes me up."}, {"start": 1330.5, "end": 1336.1000000000001, "text": " So I'm just going to do what I always do and cook."}, {"start": 1336.1000000000001, "end": 1363.7400000000002, "text": " Let's go spiky oh my goodness that's okay it could have been better wait"}, {"start": 1366.1000000000001, "end": 1371.1000000000001, "text": " Simps. Is that a word? No!"}, {"start": 1379.1000000000001, "end": 1381.1000000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 1391.1000000000001, "end": 1393.1000000000001, "text": " Hold on, young sprout."}, {"start": 1396.1000000000001, "end": 1403.1000000000001, "text": " Hold on, young sprout."}, {"start": 1403.1000000000001, "end": 1405.1000000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1405.1000000000001, "end": 1407.1000000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1407.1000000000001, "end": 1416.1000000000001, "text": " Hold on, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 1416.1000000000001, "end": 1445.1000000000001, "text": " hold on. Is this a word? No? Stoop. Get this out of my ear right now. Gigi."}, {"start": 1445.1000000000001, "end": 1461.0200000000002, "text": " Hey, Gigi, get this out of my ear right now."}, {"start": 1461.0200000000002, "end": 1471.94, "text": " Hey, chat, hey, Gigi."}, {"start": 1471.94, "end": 1495.06, "text": " Oh, this, this doesn't make any sense."}, {"start": 1495.06, "end": 1496.06, "text": " No, the P does..."}, {"start": 1506.7, "end": 1508.34, "text": " Jack, hold up, dude."}, {"start": 1522.3, "end": 1523.22, "text": " Is this a word?"}, {"start": 1525.06, "end": 1533.62, "text": " is this a word is this a word is this a word"}, {"start": 1537.22, "end": 1542.98, "text": " GG ban everybody I said it was easy"}, {"start": 1550.78, "end": 1554.1, "text": " professional with the team"}, {"start": 1555.06, "end": 1576.58, "text": " I might do a throwaway word chat way I don't have a throwaway word to do"}, {"start": 1576.58, "end": 1596.34, "text": " I don't have a throwaway word to do."}, {"start": 1596.34, "end": 1603.06, "text": " What am I looking at?"}, {"start": 1603.06, "end": 1628.06, "text": " Wait, you know what's crazy, I'm going to do this for a throwaway word."}, {"start": 1628.06, "end": 1656.46, "text": " I'm calling."}, {"start": 1656.46, "end": 1657.46, "text": " This makes no sense."}, {"start": 1666.46, "end": 1667.46, "text": " This makes no sense."}, {"start": 1681.46, "end": 1684.46, "text": " This has to be a word I've never heard of Chad dead serious."}, {"start": 1684.46, "end": 1685.46, "text": " It has to be."}, {"start": 1686.46, "end": 1708.46, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 1708.46, "end": 1729.46, "text": " The P cannot go second. The P cannot go fourth."}, {"start": 1729.46, "end": 1736.46, "text": " So the information that we have,"}, {"start": 1736.46, "end": 1755.78, "text": " complete throwaway word. I'm dead serious. I'm going to have to. Wait, no. This chat,"}, {"start": 1755.78, "end": 1764.66, "text": " this is actually incomprehensible. This is incomprehensible right now. You have to understand"}, {"start": 1764.66, "end": 1766.5, "text": " and this is incomprehensible."}, {"start": 1781.6200000000001, "end": 1785.5, "text": " The fact that the P doesn't go second or third,"}, {"start": 1785.5, "end": 1786.98, "text": " wait a minute, I'm stupid."}, {"start": 1794.66, "end": 1796.66, "text": " Wait, I'm stupid!"}, {"start": 1800.66, "end": 1802.66, "text": " Wait, no I'm not. Yeah I am."}, {"start": 1812.66, "end": 1814.66, "text": " Shhh!"}, {"start": 1815.66, "end": 1816.66, "text": " Shhh!"}, {"start": 1816.66, "end": 1817.66, "text": " Bein'!"}, {"start": 1824.66, "end": 1835.3400000000001, "text": " Hey, yo chat get ready. I'm about to throw cheeks"}, {"start": 1847.5, "end": 1850.42, "text": " Bro what is happening?"}, {"start": 1854.66, "end": 1858.66, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 1858.66, "end": 1862.66, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1862.66, "end": 1866.66, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1866.66, "end": 1870.66, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1870.66, "end": 1874.66, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1874.66, "end": 1878.66, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1878.66, "end": 1882.66, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1882.66, "end": 1884.66, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1906.66, "end": 1908.66, "text": " Surprise?"}, {"start": 1908.66, "end": 1909.66, "text": " Supri?"}, {"start": 1909.66, "end": 1910.66, "text": " Supra!"}, {"start": 1910.66, "end": 1921.02, "text": " It can't be Supra."}, {"start": 1921.02, "end": 1924.5400000000002, "text": " I'm gonna do Supra for a throwaway word."}, {"start": 1924.5400000000002, "end": 1938.5, "text": " You actually gotta be kidding me right now."}, {"start": 1938.5, "end": 1945.5, "text": " What is SR?"}, {"start": 1945.5, "end": 1948.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1948.5, "end": 1950.5, "text": " Wait, this way it's glitched."}, {"start": 1950.5, "end": 1958.5, "text": " Wait, it's glitched."}, {"start": 1958.5, "end": 1960.5, "text": " The I doesn't go third."}, {"start": 1960.5, "end": 1967.5, "text": " The P has to go last."}, {"start": 1967.5, "end": 1969.5, "text": " s r"}, {"start": 1972.94, "end": 1974.94, "text": " blank IP"}, {"start": 1980.06, "end": 1984.54, "text": " So we have everything but the middle one it has to be s r blank IP it has to be"}, {"start": 1984.54, "end": 2005.46, "text": " unless I'm tweaking. The P doesn't go second, the P doesn't go third, the P doesn't go fourth,"}, {"start": 2005.46, "end": 2010.7, "text": " period in the discussion and there's an R in it now"}, {"start": 2023.66, "end": 2030.54, "text": " wait a minute no hold up bro yeah yeah now I'm about to get completely like"}, {"start": 2030.54, "end": 2043.94, "text": " completely but naked in here. Wait, this doesn't make sense."}, {"start": 2052.42, "end": 2055.86, "text": " Jesus doesn't make sense. You're going with the file."}, {"start": 2060.54, "end": 2067.82, "text": " I'm about to I'm about to give up"}, {"start": 2067.82, "end": 2068.82, "text": " up."}, {"start": 2075.82, "end": 2076.82, "text": " Come."}, {"start": 2090.82, "end": 2093.82, "text": " Yo, this bad, this bad, this bad, this bad."}, {"start": 2097.82, "end": 2104.82, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's shrimp."}, {"start": 2127.82, "end": 2145.46, "text": " That was painful. Y'all are perverts. So that's why y'all got it so easy. That's the only"}, {"start": 2145.46, "end": 2168.46, "text": " explanation. Of course y'all got it easy. Of course y'all got it easy. Yeah y'all, yeah."}, {"start": 2168.46, "end": 2174.0, "text": " Bro said syrup bro. I was grasping for anything I could do man"}, {"start": 2178.5, "end": 2180.88, "text": " Nephew with the five and real with the five"}, {"start": 2188.16, "end": 2190.56, "text": " You kept saying you were about to do it"}, {"start": 2194.2, "end": 2196.2, "text": " Chat bro, I thought bro"}, {"start": 2198.46, "end": 2205.46, "text": " What word is syrup?"}, {"start": 2205.46, "end": 2211.46, "text": " How do you spell syrup?"}, {"start": 2211.46, "end": 2214.46, "text": " Hey, look here, buddy."}, {"start": 2214.46, "end": 2217.46, "text": " At the end of the day, I still got it."}, {"start": 2217.46, "end": 2226.46, "text": " Syrup with a U."}, {"start": 2226.46, "end": 2241.46, "text": " You're dumb. I'm not dumb."}, {"start": 2241.46, "end": 2246.46, "text": " What does Cooper just say?"}, {"start": 2246.46, "end": 2252.46, "text": " Case you're actually so washed you might as well hang up the boots and retire from Wordle."}, {"start": 2252.46, "end": 2265.3, "text": " No, I'm not."}, {"start": 2265.3, "end": 2267.52, "text": " How many words start with SR?"}, {"start": 2267.52, "end": 2270.02, "text": " Not that many."}, {"start": 2270.02, "end": 2271.02, "text": " Honestly."}, {"start": 2271.02, "end": 2276.5, "text": " Bro, Chad, you've got to understand, when you don't have it in your mind what it is,"}, {"start": 2276.5, "end": 2287.08, "text": " You actually just start trying some crazy stuff hoping it's going to hit."}, {"start": 2287.08, "end": 2288.08, "text": " You look mad skinny."}, {"start": 2288.08, "end": 2289.08, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2289.08, "end": 2290.08, "text": " Probably because I've had already nothing to eat today."}, {"start": 2290.08, "end": 2291.08, "text": " I'm about to cook something."}, {"start": 2291.08, "end": 2292.08, "text": " I'm about to cook something, Chad."}, {"start": 2292.08, "end": 2293.08, "text": " Should I cook something?"}, {"start": 2293.08, "end": 2294.08, "text": " I'm hungry."}, {"start": 2294.08, "end": 2295.08, "text": " I'm about to cook something, bro."}, {"start": 2295.08, "end": 2296.08, "text": " I'm hungry up in here."}, {"start": 2296.08, "end": 2307.68, "text": " So I cook something, I'm hungry, but cook something, bro, I'm hungry up in here."}, {"start": 2307.68, "end": 2310.88, "text": " I'm about to cook my hash brown ball."}, {"start": 2310.88, "end": 2325.7599999999998, "text": " I was wanting to cook me one before stream, but I ran out of time."}, {"start": 2325.76, "end": 2327.76, "text": " You said strip 10 times."}, {"start": 2327.76, "end": 2329.8, "text": " I never said the word strip."}, {"start": 2329.8, "end": 2333.0, "text": " I said I'm about to get butt naked up in here."}, {"start": 2333.0, "end": 2334.0400000000004, "text": " That's what I said."}, {"start": 2343.7200000000003, "end": 2345.92, "text": " I said I'm about to get butt naked in here."}, {"start": 2346.92, "end": 2349.28, "text": " Connections, you gonna have to kill me"}, {"start": 2349.28, "end": 2351.1000000000004, "text": " before I do some connections."}, {"start": 2352.1200000000003, "end": 2355.46, "text": " You gonna have to kill me before I do connections."}, {"start": 2355.76, "end": 2372.5800000000004, "text": " I'll show you all my secret hash brown bowl recipe and make sure I got all my ingredients"}, {"start": 2372.5800000000004, "end": 2373.5800000000004, "text": " real quick."}, {"start": 2373.58, "end": 2375.58, "text": " I don't like that law to cook. I'm hungry though."}, {"start": 2384.58, "end": 2385.58, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 2391.58, "end": 2393.58, "text": " Oh yeah, I got everything."}, {"start": 2397.58, "end": 2399.58, "text": " I'm about to cook up and I'm hungry."}, {"start": 2403.58, "end": 2406.58, "text": " Oh, yeah, I'm about to cook up in here. I'm hungry."}, {"start": 2411.58, "end": 2413.58, "text": " Make sure this camera work."}, {"start": 2413.58, "end": 2415.58, "text": " Where my camera at?"}, {"start": 2417.58, "end": 2419.58, "text": " Oh, I'm at this thing about the job!"}, {"start": 2433.58, "end": 2437.58, "text": " Yo, that's fancy. Did you see that?"}, {"start": 2437.58, "end": 2441.58, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 2441.58, "end": 2445.58, "text": " Yo, that's"}, {"start": 2445.58, "end": 2449.58, "text": " huff."}, {"start": 2449.58, "end": 2453.58, "text": " Cookin' with queso."}, {"start": 2453.58, "end": 2457.58, "text": " Episode hash brown bowl."}, {"start": 2457.58, "end": 2464.86, "text": " cooking with queso episode hash brown bowl"}, {"start": 2470.38, "end": 2473.8199999999997, "text": " see if this working"}, {"start": 2477.46, "end": 2482.46, "text": " impromptu cooking segment brah I'm hungry brah all I had to do was to french fries"}, {"start": 2482.46, "end": 2484.46, "text": " I'm about to die!"}, {"start": 2497.96, "end": 2499.96, "text": " I swear I'm hungry!"}, {"start": 2502.46, "end": 2504.96, "text": " Oh yeah, let's see if this thing is working!"}, {"start": 2512.46, "end": 2519.46, "text": " I'm going to steal this recipe from you."}, {"start": 2519.46, "end": 2521.46, "text": " I'll give it to you."}, {"start": 2521.46, "end": 2524.46, "text": " Chad, y'all, y'all need, I ain't going to gatekeeper."}, {"start": 2524.46, "end": 2526.46, "text": " Y'all want to see my recipe is good."}, {"start": 2526.46, "end": 2531.46, "text": " And it's healthy, believe it or not."}, {"start": 2531.46, "end": 2534.46, "text": " See if this thing still works."}, {"start": 2534.46, "end": 2541.46, "text": " Oh my goodness, it still works, bro."}, {"start": 2541.46, "end": 2545.46, "text": " Oh my goodness, it still works dude."}, {"start": 2549.46, "end": 2553.46, "text": " Bro, the camera still works."}, {"start": 2556.46, "end": 2559.46, "text": " Go put a shirt on instead of moving it, I'll do a burn up."}, {"start": 2559.46, "end": 2561.46, "text": " I'll burn up again here."}, {"start": 2601.46, "end": 2608.46, "text": " I'll get up and cook me some up in here."}, {"start": 2631.46, "end": 2633.46, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 2633.46, "end": 2636.46, "text": " I'm about to cook me something!"}, {"start": 2641.46, "end": 2643.46, "text": " Cooking with queso."}, {"start": 2643.46, "end": 2646.46, "text": " Hash brown bowl recipe."}, {"start": 2647.46, "end": 2648.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2650.46, "end": 2652.46, "text": " Cooking with queso."}, {"start": 2652.46, "end": 2655.46, "text": " Hash brown bowl recipe."}, {"start": 2655.46, "end": 2656.46, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 2656.46, "end": 2657.46, "text": " I'll mix them up."}, {"start": 2661.46, "end": 2667.9, "text": " Okay, let's go on that mic, bro."}, {"start": 2667.9, "end": 2668.9, "text": " What did I miss?"}, {"start": 2668.9, "end": 2670.14, "text": " Not that I'm hungry."}, {"start": 2670.14, "end": 2674.66, "text": " Can y'all hear me right here?"}, {"start": 2674.66, "end": 2679.86, "text": " You sure can, partner."}, {"start": 2679.86, "end": 2681.66, "text": " You sure can, partner."}, {"start": 2681.66, "end": 2687.3, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 2687.3, "end": 2691.06, "text": " You sure can."}, {"start": 2691.06, "end": 2704.9, "text": " you better believe it. If the string crashes, it is because I moved the PC and something"}, {"start": 2704.9, "end": 2719.54, "text": " blew up. Oh look! I just ripped the top off of the PC. Oh. Never mind, it's good, it's"}, {"start": 2719.54, "end": 2725.42, "text": " that I did rip the top off of the PC though no joke I ripped the top off of"}, {"start": 2725.42, "end": 2735.1, "text": " the PC I'm dead serious go back"}, {"start": 2735.1, "end": 2741.2599999999998, "text": " I'm in the wrong but no I go back"}, {"start": 2749.54, "end": 2758.54, "text": " There it is, right there!"}, {"start": 2758.54, "end": 2761.54, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 2761.54, "end": 2764.54, "text": " Look at that angle."}, {"start": 2764.54, "end": 2767.54, "text": " That's clean."}, {"start": 2767.54, "end": 2771.54, "text": " That is clean."}, {"start": 2771.54, "end": 2777.54, "text": " Y'all hear me, by the way?"}, {"start": 2777.54, "end": 2783.54, "text": " What did I do to say?"}, {"start": 2788.54, "end": 2791.54, "text": " Somebody said somebody's baseball the best sport."}, {"start": 2791.54, "end": 2798.54, "text": " I personally prefer basketball, personally."}, {"start": 2798.54, "end": 2800.54, "text": " But it's okay."}, {"start": 2800.54, "end": 2802.54, "text": " Yo Jack with the five."}, {"start": 2802.54, "end": 2811.92, "text": " Cucumber queso, queso secret recipe that me and my buddy Link came up with."}, {"start": 2811.92, "end": 2815.3, "text": " This is a healthy recipe now."}, {"start": 2815.3, "end": 2816.3, "text": " Don't play with me."}, {"start": 2816.3, "end": 2817.3, "text": " I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 2817.3, "end": 2818.3, "text": " It's healthy."}, {"start": 2818.3, "end": 2819.3, "text": " I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 2819.3, "end": 2820.3, "text": " It is healthy."}, {"start": 2820.3, "end": 2821.3, "text": " Okay, watch."}, {"start": 2821.3, "end": 2822.3, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 2822.3, "end": 2823.3, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 2823.3, "end": 2824.3, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 2824.3, "end": 2825.3, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 2825.3, "end": 2826.3, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 2826.3, "end": 2827.3, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 2827.3, "end": 2828.3, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 2828.3, "end": 2842.26, "text": " watch. See if the Michael shit right there. Yo, if y'all could see the Mike situation,"}, {"start": 2842.26, "end": 2853.1800000000003, "text": " there's no way this is gonna. How to hold on. You know what? I think that might be stable"}, {"start": 2853.18, "end": 2855.18, "text": " enough to work."}, {"start": 2855.18, "end": 2857.18, "text": " Look at the Mike situation."}, {"start": 2857.18, "end": 2861.18, "text": " That's it with the father."}, {"start": 2861.18, "end": 2867.18, "text": " I got the Mike on top of the chair."}, {"start": 2867.18, "end": 2871.18, "text": " He'd be sharp, by the way."}, {"start": 2871.18, "end": 2877.18, "text": " That's actually, by the way, that's actually a picture of a kid right there."}, {"start": 2877.18, "end": 2880.18, "text": " But actually a picture of a kid."}, {"start": 2880.18, "end": 2883.18, "text": " That's coming out of a Halloween drama."}, {"start": 2883.18, "end": 2886.18, "text": " Smoothie time of the circle with actually a picture of you."}, {"start": 2886.18, "end": 2889.18, "text": " Y'all might not be as young as y'all."}, {"start": 2889.18, "end": 2891.18, "text": " So y'all go back and deal with that."}, {"start": 2891.18, "end": 2895.18, "text": " Bro, look at the mic situation though."}, {"start": 2895.18, "end": 2897.18, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 2905.18, "end": 2908.18, "text": " Sounds like a my own chat."}, {"start": 2910.18, "end": 2912.18, "text": " Yo, Jackson with a ten."}, {"start": 2921.18, "end": 2925.18, "text": " Oh, that look crew big buddy look crazy over there."}, {"start": 2926.18, "end": 2928.18, "text": " Man, hold up."}, {"start": 2940.18, "end": 2950.18, "text": " I'm gonna go turn this light on."}, {"start": 2950.18, "end": 2953.18, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 2953.18, "end": 2967.18, "text": " How good can y'all hear me right now?"}, {"start": 2967.18, "end": 2969.18, "text": " Scale of one to ten."}, {"start": 2976.62, "end": 2978.62, "text": " Hold on, I can't read the chat."}, {"start": 2986.2999999999997, "end": 2989.02, "text": " Chat is a mic sound, normal work sound right now. Low key."}, {"start": 2997.18, "end": 2999.18, "text": " Who just get this sauce?"}, {"start": 3002.18, "end": 3003.18, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 3004.18, "end": 3007.18, "text": " Jackson with the 25 gifted."}, {"start": 3007.18, "end": 3012.18, "text": " W. Jackson with the 25 gifted."}, {"start": 3012.18, "end": 3014.18, "text": " I appreciate that, Jackson."}, {"start": 3014.18, "end": 3017.18, "text": " With the 25 gifted."}, {"start": 3017.18, "end": 3019.18, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3019.18, "end": 3022.18, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen,"}, {"start": 3022.18, "end": 3025.18, "text": " out of nowhere cooking with queso episode."}, {"start": 3025.18, "end": 3029.18, "text": " This is an exclusive recipe created by me and my buddy, Link."}, {"start": 3031.18, "end": 3034.18, "text": " This is a healthy recipe, okay?"}, {"start": 3034.18, "end": 3038.18, "text": " I want to emphasize that this is a healthy recipe."}, {"start": 3040.18, "end": 3042.18, "text": " Okay, I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 3043.18, "end": 3045.18, "text": " Don't say cat."}, {"start": 3046.18, "end": 3050.18, "text": " Matter of fact, matter of fact, I got the macros."}, {"start": 3051.18, "end": 3053.18, "text": " Now, hold up, hold up."}, {"start": 3055.18, "end": 3062.18, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3085.1800000000003, "end": 3087.1800000000003, "text": " I'm really gonna go ahead and start to show you all my recipes."}, {"start": 3100.1800000000003, "end": 3104.1800000000003, "text": " I only got a couple recipes on here that we stuck with, but I'll show them to you."}, {"start": 3115.1800000000003, "end": 3140.78, "text": " What we're making today, let me zoom in to this, let me zoom in, as you can see in the"}, {"start": 3140.78, "end": 3143.82, "text": " top right. Me and my buddy made this a few months back."}, {"start": 3152.1400000000003, "end": 3155.5800000000004, "text": " This this is not even for string dollar seems an exclusive stuff"}, {"start": 3155.5800000000004, "end": 3159.0600000000004, "text": " right now. This is all stuff me and my buddy was doing all"}, {"start": 3159.0600000000004, "end": 3159.5800000000004, "text": " stream."}, {"start": 3161.6200000000003, "end": 3162.1000000000004, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3163.46, "end": 3164.78, "text": " So that being said,"}, {"start": 3166.34, "end": 3167.0600000000004, "text": " look here."}, {"start": 3167.06, "end": 3184.62, "text": " So what I'm going to make today is an exclusive recipe for y'all, I'm going to be making this"}, {"start": 3184.62, "end": 3185.62, "text": " right here."}, {"start": 3185.62, "end": 3194.62, "text": " Ignore the name of that one, that's called strip of beef for a reason, but it's okay."}, {"start": 3194.62, "end": 3201.62, "text": " What I'm going to be making today, I eat this all the time, by the way, constantly."}, {"start": 3201.62, "end": 3205.62, "text": " The heinous hash brown bowl is right there."}, {"start": 3205.62, "end": 3208.62, "text": " heinous hash brown bowl."}, {"start": 3208.62, "end": 3212.62, "text": " We got one egg, one whole egg, just one."}, {"start": 3212.62, "end": 3217.62, "text": " You make me think, oh man, just one egg, what is that?"}, {"start": 3217.62, "end": 3223.62, "text": " It's okay, I'm going to handle it."}, {"start": 3223.62, "end": 3228.62, "text": " Five egg whites, which comes out to 230 grams."}, {"start": 3228.62, "end": 3231.62, "text": " I don't know if that makes sense, what I'm pointing at."}, {"start": 3231.62, "end": 3236.62, "text": " Five egg whites come out to 230 grams, class."}, {"start": 3236.62, "end": 3241.62, "text": " And then you've got three turkey sausage leeks right here."}, {"start": 3241.62, "end": 3243.62, "text": " I'm using the sausage bag today."}, {"start": 3243.62, "end": 3246.62, "text": " Emphasis on the turkey."}, {"start": 3246.62, "end": 3248.62, "text": " It can't be regular sausages."}, {"start": 3248.62, "end": 3251.62, "text": " It's got to be turkey sausages."}, {"start": 3251.62, "end": 3255.66, "text": " If you want this to be the exact calories for protein"}, {"start": 3256.42, "end": 3258.42, "text": " ratio"}, {"start": 3258.94, "end": 3266.18, "text": " And then you got one half brown patty. I'm a so y'all it's 28 grams of Kobe Jack cheese"}, {"start": 3266.5, "end": 3268.5, "text": " And this is gonna come out to"}, {"start": 3270.02, "end": 3272.02, "text": " 535 calories and"}, {"start": 3272.58, "end": 3274.58, "text": " 49 grams of protein"}, {"start": 3276.14, "end": 3278.7799999999997, "text": " But you can't beat it"}, {"start": 3281.62, "end": 3284.62, "text": " You can't be it."}, {"start": 3284.62, "end": 3288.02, "text": " Let's get to it."}, {"start": 3288.02, "end": 3290.42, "text": " All know who this kid is from son of, was it Jackson?"}, {"start": 3290.42, "end": 3292.66, "text": " W, W Jackson."}, {"start": 3292.66, "end": 3294.02, "text": " I'm sorry, Miss Jackson."}, {"start": 3299.22, "end": 3300.22, "text": " All right, hold up."}, {"start": 3304.8599999999997, "end": 3305.8599999999997, "text": " All right, John."}, {"start": 3311.62, "end": 3319.62, "text": " I'm back. Let me fix the camera real quick, you simpletons."}, {"start": 3327.62, "end": 3329.62, "text": " Alright, look here."}, {"start": 3334.62, "end": 3336.62, "text": " First stage first."}, {"start": 3336.62, "end": 3340.66, "text": " Let's get everything laid out that we need."}, {"start": 3340.66, "end": 3341.8199999999997, "text": " Do you understand?"}, {"start": 3342.98, "end": 3345.22, "text": " Say yes, Chef, I understand."}, {"start": 3348.18, "end": 3349.18, "text": " Say it."}, {"start": 3353.02, "end": 3356.06, "text": " Say yes, Chef, I understand."}, {"start": 3358.8199999999997, "end": 3359.8199999999997, "text": " You better say it."}, {"start": 3361.02, "end": 3362.3399999999997, "text": " That's what I thought."}, {"start": 3366.62, "end": 3376.62, "text": " First things first, what you're going to need for the hang this hash brown wall and with"}, {"start": 3376.62, "end": 3390.1, "text": " anything that you're going to be cooking, you're going to need a skillet."}, {"start": 3390.1, "end": 3391.1, "text": " Got a skillet."}, {"start": 3391.1, "end": 3396.1, "text": " I'm gonna go ahead and put that skim it on my burner so it's ready for when I need to use it."}, {"start": 3401.1, "end": 3406.1, "text": " Skillet is on the burner. Next, when you're making a heinous hash brown bowl,"}, {"start": 3406.1, "end": 3411.1, "text": " the thing that takes the longest to cook is the hash brown we air fry at."}, {"start": 3412.1, "end": 3413.1, "text": " So,"}, {"start": 3413.1, "end": 3426.3399999999997, "text": " Right here, I got me some great value hash brown patties and what you're gonna do with"}, {"start": 3426.3399999999997, "end": 3435.62, "text": " this great value hash brown patty, you're gonna put it in the air fryer 400 degrees for 12"}, {"start": 3435.62, "end": 3436.62, "text": " minutes."}, {"start": 3436.62, "end": 3437.62, "text": " Yes, chef."}, {"start": 3437.62, "end": 3442.3399999999997, "text": " This one looks a little freezer burn, not gonna lie, I'm gonna still use it though."}, {"start": 3442.34, "end": 3444.34, "text": " I'm putting this in the air fryer."}, {"start": 3449.54, "end": 3451.54, "text": " Oh yeah, hard on."}, {"start": 3460.54, "end": 3461.54, "text": " Air fry."}, {"start": 3463.1400000000003, "end": 3465.94, "text": " 12 minutes at 400 degrees."}, {"start": 3465.94, "end": 3480.94, "text": " I hope y'all are writing this down, are you writing this down?"}, {"start": 3480.94, "end": 3491.94, "text": " Then anybody that's not writing it down, I'm trying to help you out."}, {"start": 3491.94, "end": 3500.82, "text": " Next, what you're going to need, you're going to need to get your eggs ready and you're"}, {"start": 3500.82, "end": 3508.1, "text": " also going to need a digital scale."}, {"start": 3508.1, "end": 3513.06, "text": " As you can see right here, I have a food scale."}, {"start": 3513.06, "end": 3516.7400000000002, "text": " That's how we're going to measure not only our egg whites that we're putting in here,"}, {"start": 3516.7400000000002, "end": 3518.7400000000002, "text": " but our cheese that we're putting in here."}, {"start": 3518.7400000000002, "end": 3523.6200000000003, "text": " So I'm going to put it right here."}, {"start": 3523.6200000000003, "end": 3532.46, "text": " First things first, let me get the egg slash egg whites out and take a sip real quick."}, {"start": 3532.46, "end": 3533.46, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 3533.46, "end": 3536.26, "text": " All right, look here."}, {"start": 3536.26, "end": 3537.26, "text": " Now look here."}, {"start": 3543.26, "end": 3545.6000000000004, "text": " And age, we only use one of those now,"}, {"start": 3545.6000000000004, "end": 3547.6000000000004, "text": " but it's still important."}, {"start": 3551.0800000000004, "end": 3554.0800000000004, "text": " Where's the egg whites I used there?"}, {"start": 3555.7400000000002, "end": 3556.5800000000004, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 3561.8, "end": 3562.8, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 3564.3, "end": 3565.1400000000003, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3566.26, "end": 3571.26, "text": " Eggs, egg whites."}, {"start": 3573.1000000000004, "end": 3577.0, "text": " So on the table we got a scale, eggs, and egg whites."}, {"start": 3577.0, "end": 3578.7000000000003, "text": " Also, you're gonna need a bowl."}, {"start": 3584.5, "end": 3585.5, "text": " There's the bowl."}, {"start": 3587.88, "end": 3589.98, "text": " I gotta go get that, cause I'm stupid."}, {"start": 3594.5, "end": 3595.34, "text": " My fault."}, {"start": 3596.26, "end": 3606.26, "text": " See, that's what I give for trying to be funny, I just need to, you know, just give it up."}, {"start": 3606.26, "end": 3612.26, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 3612.26, "end": 3619.26, "text": " Bowl."}, {"start": 3619.26, "end": 3623.26, "text": " So now what you're going to do with the bowl, you're going to follow these instructions"}, {"start": 3623.26, "end": 3625.26, "text": " right here."}, {"start": 3625.26, "end": 3632.26, "text": " Also, get out your Colby Jack cheese work."}, {"start": 3632.26, "end": 3634.46, "text": " Colby Jack goes best on the eggs."}, {"start": 3634.46, "end": 3636.46, "text": " I don't care what nobody got to say."}, {"start": 3636.46, "end": 3639.26, "text": " Colby Jack cheese is the best on the eggs, period."}, {"start": 3639.26, "end": 3640.6600000000003, "text": " I don't care what nobody says."}, {"start": 3640.6600000000003, "end": 3643.46, "text": " You walk with the Colby Jack."}, {"start": 3643.46, "end": 3654.26, "text": " Also, we have here, this is two."}, {"start": 3655.26, "end": 3665.26, "text": " Two turkey sausage patties here, two of them, don't go more, don't go less, unless you want some extra calories in it, whatever."}, {"start": 3665.26, "end": 3678.26, "text": " So, now that everything's on this table right here, we start getting everything prepared to go in a skip."}, {"start": 3678.26, "end": 3681.5800000000004, "text": " It's like one if you're following a ball."}, {"start": 3681.5800000000004, "end": 3682.5800000000004, "text": " First things first."}, {"start": 3689.3, "end": 3690.6200000000003, "text": " One egg goes in a bowl."}, {"start": 3690.6200000000003, "end": 3691.98, "text": " One."}, {"start": 3691.98, "end": 3693.3, "text": " Not two."}, {"start": 3693.3, "end": 3694.38, "text": " One egg goes in a bowl."}, {"start": 3702.34, "end": 3704.0200000000004, "text": " No, he had executed right there."}, {"start": 3704.02, "end": 3709.02, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 3709.02, "end": 3714.02, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 3714.02, "end": 3718.02, "text": " Next."}, {"start": 3718.02, "end": 3722.02, "text": " Now you're done with the eggs right there."}, {"start": 3722.02, "end": 3728.02, "text": " You're done with the eggs. Say yes, chef. We're done with the eggs."}, {"start": 3728.02, "end": 3731.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3731.02, "end": 3736.02, "text": " Now, this next part is of great importance."}, {"start": 3739.02, "end": 3741.02, "text": " You can't mess your measurements up."}, {"start": 3742.02, "end": 3745.02, "text": " So, so far, all we've gotten in this bowl is an egg."}, {"start": 3745.02, "end": 3748.02, "text": " Just an egg, bro. There's one egg in a bowl."}, {"start": 3750.02, "end": 3752.02, "text": " This part's super important."}, {"start": 3752.02, "end": 3767.02, "text": " Get yourself a measuring, like, what are they measuring, what are they called, a measuring cup or just a regular cup, no matter."}, {"start": 3767.02, "end": 3771.02, "text": " I like using a measuring cup because it's professional."}, {"start": 3771.02, "end": 3777.02, "text": " Now, pay close attention if you ever want K-soaps."}, {"start": 3777.02, "end": 3780.02, "text": " You take your food scale, okay?"}, {"start": 3780.02, "end": 3782.02, "text": " You hit power."}, {"start": 3782.02, "end": 3786.02, "text": " When you hit that power button, that means you turn it on, okay?"}, {"start": 3786.02, "end": 3791.02, "text": " Next, make sure the unit of measurement is set on grams."}, {"start": 3791.02, "end": 3795.02, "text": " Grounds is the unit of measurement that it needs to be set on."}, {"start": 3795.02, "end": 3796.02, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 3796.02, "end": 3800.02, "text": " So what you're going to do is you're going to ask if you have it on and have it on"}, {"start": 3800.02, "end": 3801.02, "text": " grams."}, {"start": 3801.02, "end": 3807.02, "text": " sound. Okay, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna ask you have it on and have it on grams."}, {"start": 3809.02, "end": 3817.2599999999998, "text": " Take your measuring cup if he place it on the scale. Give it a second and then it's gonna show"}, {"start": 3817.2599999999998, "end": 3824.62, "text": " that there's something in there which you hit tear on the scale and when it hits tear now the"}, {"start": 3824.62, "end": 3829.74, "text": " scale says zero which means it's weighing on a blank slate which means it's not measuring"}, {"start": 3829.7400000000002, "end": 3838.34, "text": " in the cup. Now this is the most important part of the recipe. The egg whites. You're"}, {"start": 3838.34, "end": 3846.34, "text": " going to pour the egg whites into this cup until it says 230 grams. Okay, give or take"}, {"start": 3846.34, "end": 3852.34, "text": " five grams here or there. You can never get it perfect, but you're gonna pour it until it says 230."}, {"start": 3863.78, "end": 3867.78, "text": " Shhh, shhh, shhh. Hush. I have to focus."}, {"start": 3867.78, "end": 3881.28, "text": " I'm off my board. I have it at 234 grams that's gone."}, {"start": 3881.28, "end": 3893.5600000000004, "text": " Next, what you're going to do. You are going to pour your 230 grams of egg whites into"}, {"start": 3893.56, "end": 3904.16, "text": " your bowl that has the one egg in it. So just as simple as boop. Now what you have in this"}, {"start": 3904.16, "end": 3912.08, "text": " bowl is one whole egg and 230 grams of egg whites. So you still get that egg flavor but"}, {"start": 3912.08, "end": 3921.12, "text": " less calories because you're using egg whites and only one whole egg. You're welcome. Yeah,"}, {"start": 3921.12, "end": 3923.62, "text": " Yeah, 234 is at whatever."}, {"start": 3926.54, "end": 3927.8599999999997, "text": " Oh, so cool!"}, {"start": 3932.98, "end": 3935.3599999999997, "text": " Do yourself and everyone around you a favor."}, {"start": 3936.5, "end": 3938.52, "text": " Wash your dishes as you go."}, {"start": 3938.52, "end": 3958.52, "text": " Because if you wash your dishes as you go, once you're done cooking, you can just eat"}, {"start": 3958.52, "end": 3984.24, "text": " Now, at this point in time, what you're going to do is we're going to season our egg"}, {"start": 3984.2400000000002, "end": 3994.48, "text": " slash egg whites here and we are going to go salt a whole bunch of it don't play with me"}, {"start": 4002.4, "end": 4006.8, "text": " because if you don't season the egg whites it just tastes like you're eating air you don't want"}, {"start": 4006.8, "end": 4014.6400000000003, "text": " You put a whole bunch of salt in here, that's probably about enough."}, {"start": 4014.6400000000003, "end": 4018.32, "text": " You can't do them or it don't really matter."}, {"start": 4018.32, "end": 4024.2400000000002, "text": " You gotta make them in white states, give them."}, {"start": 4024.2400000000002, "end": 4025.2400000000002, "text": " Next!"}, {"start": 4025.2400000000002, "end": 4030.84, "text": " You saw that pepper on that."}, {"start": 4030.84, "end": 4035.8, "text": " I like the decent amount of pepper on that."}, {"start": 4035.8, "end": 4037.34, "text": " It wasn't all the way secure."}, {"start": 4040.96, "end": 4044.6800000000003, "text": " Decent amount of pepper on that."}, {"start": 4044.6800000000003, "end": 4045.1800000000003, "text": " Next."}, {"start": 4049.76, "end": 4054.0, "text": " Go a little bit of garlic powder in there."}, {"start": 4054.0, "end": 4055.0, "text": " Not too much."}, {"start": 4055.0, "end": 4056.52, "text": " If you get too much garlic powder in there,"}, {"start": 4056.52, "end": 4058.04, "text": " it's going to want to taste like boo-boo."}, {"start": 4061.88, "end": 4063.6400000000003, "text": " Something like that, right there."}, {"start": 4065.8, "end": 4078.26, "text": " Do I put anything else in here? I don't think I do. So as you can tell our egg"}, {"start": 4078.26, "end": 4082.8, "text": " mixture has seasonings all in it, which that's not good for anything if you"}, {"start": 4082.8, "end": 4090.1600000000003, "text": " don't stir it up. Okay, so I thought you just dropped that thing on the floor and"}, {"start": 4090.1600000000003, "end": 4095.76, "text": " didn't wash it when you put it back up. I did. Does it matter? No it doesn't."}, {"start": 4095.76, "end": 4097.76, "text": " Stir it up."}, {"start": 4105.76, "end": 4107.76, "text": " Stir it up real good now."}, {"start": 4113.76, "end": 4114.76, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 4115.76, "end": 4121.76, "text": " Now our one egg and 230 grams of egg whites are stirred up."}, {"start": 4125.76, "end": 4139.4400000000005, "text": " Now, the next step that you're going to want to do, you can go ahead and measure out your"}, {"start": 4139.4400000000005, "end": 4140.4400000000005, "text": " cheese."}, {"start": 4140.4400000000005, "end": 4142.4400000000005, "text": " Matter of fact, let's go ahead and measure out our cheese."}, {"start": 4142.4400000000005, "end": 4148.84, "text": " It don't matter what cup you use, I'm going to use a red cello cup."}, {"start": 4148.84, "end": 4149.84, "text": " Turn your scale back on."}, {"start": 4149.84, "end": 4150.84, "text": " Now, this part's important, too."}, {"start": 4150.84, "end": 4154.320000000001, "text": " You've got to get your measurements right."}, {"start": 4154.32, "end": 4159.0, "text": " Once you cup on the scale, hit tail again so it zeroes back out."}, {"start": 4159.0, "end": 4163.12, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 4163.12, "end": 4167.92, "text": " What we're doing with the Colby Jack cheese, say yes, chef, if you're paying attention."}, {"start": 4167.92, "end": 4173.92, "text": " What we're doing with the Colby Jack cheese, 28 grams."}, {"start": 4173.92, "end": 4176.92, "text": " Okay, 28 grams."}, {"start": 4176.92, "end": 4183.92, "text": " Which means you just put the cheese in here until it says 28 grams on its head."}, {"start": 4183.92, "end": 4196.92, "text": " That's 9 grams."}, {"start": 4196.92, "end": 4202.92, "text": " That's 18 grams right there."}, {"start": 4202.92, "end": 4204.92, "text": " Little bit more. Little pinch."}, {"start": 4207.66, "end": 4209.66, "text": " Did you hear that beep?"}, {"start": 4210.72, "end": 4213.22, "text": " That's the noise of the air fryer going off."}, {"start": 4217.62, "end": 4222.92, "text": " How many grams did I say that I say 28 grams? That's 25 grams."}, {"start": 4226.04, "end": 4228.04, "text": " 26 grams."}, {"start": 4228.04, "end": 4246.76, "text": " 28 grams of cheese!"}, {"start": 4246.76, "end": 4250.76, "text": " Now we put that to the side, that goes in almost last."}, {"start": 4250.76, "end": 4252.76, "text": " We have our cheese measured out."}, {"start": 4252.76, "end": 4259.76, "text": " And at this point, I just heard the air fryer go off."}, {"start": 4259.76, "end": 4262.400000000001, "text": " So that means it's time to go ahead and start"}, {"start": 4262.400000000001, "end": 4266.08, "text": " the cooking process of the eggs here."}, {"start": 4266.08, "end": 4269.400000000001, "text": " Zoom is starting again."}, {"start": 4269.400000000001, "end": 4271.280000000001, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 4271.280000000001, "end": 4272.4800000000005, "text": " Just slide a little bit."}, {"start": 4272.4800000000005, "end": 4272.9800000000005, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 4272.9800000000005, "end": 4273.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 4273.4800000000005, "end": 4286.76, "text": " Also, when we start this up, before I start this up, this is when we take our turkey sausage"}, {"start": 4286.76, "end": 4289.72, "text": " patties, two of them, put them in the microwave for a minute."}, {"start": 4289.72, "end": 4290.72, "text": " Yes, chef."}, {"start": 4290.72, "end": 4291.72, "text": " One minute in the microwave."}, {"start": 4291.72, "end": 4292.72, "text": " That's all they need."}, {"start": 4292.72, "end": 4293.72, "text": " It's one minute in the microwave."}, {"start": 4293.72, "end": 4296.72, "text": " That's all they need. It's one minute in the microwave."}, {"start": 4301.72, "end": 4302.72, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4303.72, "end": 4306.72, "text": " Oh, that looks nasty."}, {"start": 4312.72, "end": 4313.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4316.72, "end": 4318.72, "text": " Two turkey sausages on the plate."}, {"start": 4318.72, "end": 4321.72, "text": " They go in the microwave for one minute flat."}, {"start": 4323.72, "end": 4327.72, "text": " This is a microwave."}, {"start": 4327.72, "end": 4334.72, "text": " One minute."}, {"start": 4334.72, "end": 4341.72, "text": " Now what we're going to do"}, {"start": 4341.72, "end": 4344.72, "text": " is we're going to go get our hash brown"}, {"start": 4344.72, "end": 4348.72, "text": " out of the air fryer."}, {"start": 4348.72, "end": 4350.72, "text": " Give me one moment."}, {"start": 4350.72, "end": 4359.72, "text": " Now that hash brown, when you put it in that air fryer for 12 minutes at 400 degrees exactly,"}, {"start": 4359.72, "end": 4361.72, "text": " it comes out looking perfect every time."}, {"start": 4361.72, "end": 4362.72, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 4362.72, "end": 4363.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4363.72, "end": 4364.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4364.72, "end": 4365.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4365.72, "end": 4366.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4366.72, "end": 4367.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4367.72, "end": 4368.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4368.72, "end": 4369.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4369.72, "end": 4370.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4370.72, "end": 4371.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4371.72, "end": 4372.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4372.72, "end": 4373.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4373.72, "end": 4374.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4374.72, "end": 4375.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4375.72, "end": 4376.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4376.72, "end": 4377.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4377.72, "end": 4378.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4378.72, "end": 4379.72, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 4379.72, "end": 4389.72, "text": " Would you just look at it? That, ladies and gentlemen, is a perfectly done hash brown."}, {"start": 4389.72, "end": 4399.72, "text": " It's beautiful. Now, is my absolute least favorite part of the recipe here. I hate doing this."}, {"start": 4399.72, "end": 4406.72, "text": " It looks stupid. It is stupid. But it is what it is. Also, while we're about to do this stupid process,"}, {"start": 4406.72, "end": 4410.88, "text": " Let's go ahead and get the egg mixture started in the skillet."}, {"start": 4410.88, "end": 4415.240000000001, "text": " What you don't want to do is get you some of that Pam."}, {"start": 4415.240000000001, "end": 4417.88, "text": " Spray just a little bit of that on that skillet right there."}, {"start": 4417.88, "end": 4418.88, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 4418.88, "end": 4419.38, "text": " Bop!"}, {"start": 4424.4400000000005, "end": 4429.360000000001, "text": " Next, turn your skillet on medium-high heat."}, {"start": 4429.360000000001, "end": 4434.400000000001, "text": " I have one that goes up to 10, so I put it on 8."}, {"start": 4434.400000000001, "end": 4443.400000000001, "text": " Take your egg mixture, the egg mixture just goes into the skillet and that's going to heat up."}, {"start": 4443.400000000001, "end": 4457.400000000001, "text": " Now, hold on, hold on Carter, we're not done yet."}, {"start": 4457.400000000001, "end": 4460.120000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4460.120000000001, "end": 4464.240000000001, "text": " The sausage just peaked, which means now it's"}, {"start": 4464.240000000001, "end": 4465.84, "text": " my least favorite part of the recipe."}, {"start": 4465.84, "end": 4466.84, "text": " I hate doing it."}, {"start": 4471.400000000001, "end": 4476.200000000001, "text": " Two sausage patties are going on the plate with the hash brown."}, {"start": 4476.200000000001, "end": 4479.4800000000005, "text": " Now you may be saying, yo, it's a hash brown bowl, you idiot."}, {"start": 4479.4800000000005, "end": 4481.84, "text": " Why are they still whole?"}, {"start": 4481.84, "end": 4485.76, "text": " This is when the queso smash-up form comes into play."}, {"start": 4487.400000000001, "end": 4501.080000000001, "text": " So what you're going to do is you're going to smash up the hash browns and the sausages"}, {"start": 4501.080000000001, "end": 4502.64, "text": " onto the plate."}, {"start": 4502.64, "end": 4512.320000000001, "text": " Just dice it up with the end of the shovel here."}, {"start": 4512.32, "end": 4513.4, "text": " See how it's getting all like."}, {"start": 4513.4, "end": 4514.24, "text": " You see that?"}, {"start": 4518.0, "end": 4519.44, "text": " Now you do the same thing with the sauce."}, {"start": 4519.44, "end": 4521.759999999999, "text": " Just keep your hands open and up."}, {"start": 4533.36, "end": 4534.679999999999, "text": " Look at that, Chad."}, {"start": 4536.0, "end": 4537.639999999999, "text": " I mean, big dog."}, {"start": 4537.64, "end": 4542.64, "text": " What else do you want me to do for this?"}, {"start": 4546.76, "end": 4550.6, "text": " Now after the sausage and the hash browns are all diced up,"}, {"start": 4550.6, "end": 4554.320000000001, "text": " just mix it in, mix it in together, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 4557.280000000001, "end": 4559.1, "text": " Look at that, look at that number right there."}, {"start": 4559.1, "end": 4561.280000000001, "text": " Absolute perfection."}, {"start": 4561.280000000001, "end": 4562.360000000001, "text": " There's no way around it."}, {"start": 4562.360000000001, "end": 4563.64, "text": " We're gonna use this same show"}, {"start": 4563.64, "end": 4565.96, "text": " if we're scooping the eggs around."}, {"start": 4565.96, "end": 4574.84, "text": " We're going to just dice up one hash brown patty and two turkey sausage patties."}, {"start": 4574.84, "end": 4576.0, "text": " We're going to put that over here."}, {"start": 4576.0, "end": 4577.8, "text": " We're going to leave that there until the eggs are done."}, {"start": 4577.8, "end": 4581.88, "text": " Also, remember, we've still got our cheese over here chilling."}, {"start": 4581.88, "end": 4586.68, "text": " That goes on next to last."}, {"start": 4586.68, "end": 4589.4, "text": " Don't forget to put your cheese in the fridge when you're done with it."}, {"start": 4589.4, "end": 4591.6, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 4591.6, "end": 4593.3, "text": " Now, all we're waiting on,"}, {"start": 4596.64, "end": 4599.92, "text": " all we're waiting on right now, ladies and gentlemen,"}, {"start": 4599.92, "end": 4603.88, "text": " is the eggs to start turning white in that skillet."}, {"start": 4603.88, "end": 4605.8, "text": " And when they start turning white,"}, {"start": 4605.8, "end": 4607.8, "text": " that is when you start stirring them."}, {"start": 4607.8, "end": 4608.92, "text": " Yes, chef."}, {"start": 4611.320000000001, "end": 4612.76, "text": " And then you may be thinking,"}, {"start": 4612.76, "end": 4614.660000000001, "text": " man, this looks kind of stupid."}, {"start": 4614.660000000001, "end": 4616.200000000001, "text": " Just watch."}, {"start": 4616.200000000001, "end": 4618.4400000000005, "text": " When it all comes together, it's beautiful."}, {"start": 4618.4400000000005, "end": 4622.080000000001, "text": " It's only 535 calories and 49 grams of protein."}, {"start": 4622.080000000001, "end": 4625.68, "text": " That calorie to protein ratio is absolutely unbelievable."}, {"start": 4625.68, "end": 4629.68, "text": " I should be charging y'all for this info."}, {"start": 4629.68, "end": 4631.200000000001, "text": " But I'm not."}, {"start": 4631.200000000001, "end": 4635.160000000001, "text": " I'm sending it out for free because I'm a good dude."}, {"start": 4635.160000000001, "end": 4637.4800000000005, "text": " The eggs are starting to turn white, ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 4640.52, "end": 4642.76, "text": " Now it is time to start stirring our eggs here."}, {"start": 4648.4400000000005, "end": 4655.4400000000005, "text": " Now just, you know, just normal fringes. Just do it until it's done."}, {"start": 4659.4400000000005, "end": 4661.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, yeah, it's beautiful."}, {"start": 4665.4400000000005, "end": 4667.4400000000005, "text": " It's beautiful."}, {"start": 4668.4400000000005, "end": 4670.4400000000005, "text": " Let me tell you, buddy."}, {"start": 4672.4400000000005, "end": 4674.4400000000005, "text": " Some things in life..."}, {"start": 4674.4400000000005, "end": 4681.4400000000005, "text": " Some things in life can't be beautiful, like the heinous hash brown ball."}, {"start": 4681.4400000000005, "end": 4689.4400000000005, "text": " Keep stirring until the eggs are all solided up."}, {"start": 4689.4400000000005, "end": 4695.4400000000005, "text": " And I'll show you what they look like. We're almost there."}, {"start": 4695.4400000000005, "end": 4702.4400000000005, "text": " I eat this almost every day."}, {"start": 4702.4400000000005, "end": 4712.4400000000005, "text": " I mean it's only 535 calories of 49 grams of protein you really can't eat."}, {"start": 4712.4400000000005, "end": 4715.4400000000005, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 4715.4400000000005, "end": 4717.4400000000005, "text": " Eggs are done."}, {"start": 4717.4400000000005, "end": 4719.4400000000005, "text": " Check off the heat."}, {"start": 4719.4400000000005, "end": 4724.4400000000005, "text": " Do a little bit of edge to stir and look at that."}, {"start": 4724.4400000000005, "end": 4729.4400000000005, "text": " Look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that."}, {"start": 4734.4400000000005, "end": 4739.4400000000005, "text": " And now it all comes together like a beautiful painting."}, {"start": 4740.4400000000005, "end": 4745.4400000000005, "text": " Take your cheese now, go over the top, it's important."}, {"start": 4745.4400000000005, "end": 4750.4400000000005, "text": " The cheese goes on before the eggs, so the cheese can melt in."}, {"start": 4750.4400000000005, "end": 4758.4400000000005, "text": " in. Boom. And then your eggs go over the top of the sausage, the hash brown, and the cheese."}, {"start": 4758.4400000000005, "end": 4762.4400000000005, "text": " And then you stir it all in."}, {"start": 4769.4400000000005, "end": 4770.4400000000005, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 4770.4400000000005, "end": 4794.4400000000005, "text": " Look at this, watch when it's all stirred up, watch."}, {"start": 4794.4400000000005, "end": 4799.240000000001, "text": " Look at that, the cheese starts melting in with the egg whites and that sausage and"}, {"start": 4799.24, "end": 4802.84, "text": " That hash brown, you may think mandarin eggs with awful white,"}, {"start": 4802.84, "end": 4803.96, "text": " that can't taste good."}, {"start": 4803.96, "end": 4807.12, "text": " I promise you, if you season them the way I did,"}, {"start": 4807.12, "end": 4810.28, "text": " combined with that Colby Jack cheese,"}, {"start": 4810.28, "end": 4812.96, "text": " combined with that sausage,"}, {"start": 4812.96, "end": 4815.88, "text": " combined with that hash brown,"}, {"start": 4815.88, "end": 4818.04, "text": " it comes out to a beautiful,"}, {"start": 4820.679999999999, "end": 4825.179999999999, "text": " absolutely majestic thing."}, {"start": 4828.12, "end": 4828.96, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 4829.24, "end": 4837.44, "text": " It looks fire."}, {"start": 4837.44, "end": 4844.08, "text": " The crazy thing is, it literally tastes almost like a Waffle House hash brown bowl, but it's"}, {"start": 4844.08, "end": 4848.2, "text": " 535 calories and 49 grams of protein."}, {"start": 4848.2, "end": 4856.48, "text": " That should be illegal."}, {"start": 4856.4800000000005, "end": 4857.4800000000005, "text": " Look at that, bro."}, {"start": 4861.56, "end": 4862.400000000001, "text": " Shlaw."}, {"start": 4864.080000000001, "end": 4865.280000000001, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 4865.280000000001, "end": 4867.160000000001, "text": " Look at the cheese."}, {"start": 4867.160000000001, "end": 4868.400000000001, "text": " Look at the hash brown."}, {"start": 4868.400000000001, "end": 4869.3, "text": " Look at the eggs."}, {"start": 4869.3, "end": 4870.780000000001, "text": " Look at the sausage."}, {"start": 4872.320000000001, "end": 4873.64, "text": " I mean, cuck."}, {"start": 4876.92, "end": 4878.400000000001, "text": " And it's good."}, {"start": 4878.400000000001, "end": 4879.320000000001, "text": " Need some hot sauce?"}, {"start": 4879.320000000001, "end": 4880.64, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 4880.64, "end": 4882.040000000001, "text": " The first time I did it, I did it."}, {"start": 4882.040000000001, "end": 4884.240000000001, "text": " With hot sauce, it's way better on its own."}, {"start": 4886.4800000000005, "end": 4887.4400000000005, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 4889.92, "end": 4891.42, "text": " Lori with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 4895.080000000001, "end": 4897.42, "text": " You know, I swear."}, {"start": 4899.160000000001, "end": 4901.400000000001, "text": " But that fan made me look fat, bro."}, {"start": 4901.400000000001, "end": 4902.320000000001, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 4902.320000000001, "end": 4903.56, "text": " I'm not that fat."}, {"start": 4906.160000000001, "end": 4907.96, "text": " That's good eating right there, buddy."}, {"start": 4912.160000000001, "end": 4913.84, "text": " That's good eating right there."}, {"start": 4916.4800000000005, "end": 4920.4800000000005, "text": " Did you like my recipe?"}, {"start": 4920.4800000000005, "end": 4924.4800000000005, "text": " That's free now."}, {"start": 4924.4800000000005, "end": 4928.4800000000005, "text": " That's free."}, {"start": 4928.4800000000005, "end": 4932.4800000000005, "text": " You're welcome. Hey, you are welcome."}, {"start": 4932.4800000000005, "end": 4936.4800000000005, "text": " This has been cooking with queso."}, {"start": 4936.4800000000005, "end": 4940.4800000000005, "text": " Hash brown bowl."}, {"start": 4940.4800000000005, "end": 4962.4800000000005, "text": " Hey, you're welcome, partner."}, {"start": 4962.4800000000005, "end": 4963.320000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 4971.620000000001, "end": 4976.620000000001, "text": " Remember, 535 calories, 49 grams of protein."}, {"start": 4983.860000000001, "end": 4984.700000000001, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 4986.740000000001, "end": 4989.88, "text": " Gordon Ramsay has 24 hours to respond, bro."}, {"start": 4989.88, "end": 4991.88, "text": " I just put y'all on."}, {"start": 4991.88, "end": 4993.74, "text": " your happy 19th birthday bell."}, {"start": 4996.24, "end": 4997.52, "text": " I just put y'all on."}, {"start": 5000.84, "end": 5002.64, "text": " That ain't doing it."}, {"start": 5019.92, "end": 5020.76, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 5021.88, "end": 5035.0, "text": " That's some good eating right there."}, {"start": 5035.0, "end": 5036.0, "text": " No ketchup?"}, {"start": 5036.0, "end": 5037.0, "text": " You don't need no ketchup."}, {"start": 5037.0, "end": 5040.84, "text": " That's extra calorie, bro."}, {"start": 5040.84, "end": 5044.04, "text": " If I was making something, I didn't care about the calorie to protein ratio, I could"}, {"start": 5044.04, "end": 5046.4400000000005, "text": " have whipped up something devious in here."}, {"start": 5046.4400000000005, "end": 5051.12, "text": " I ain't had any ketchup, but it is."}, {"start": 5051.12, "end": 5069.0, "text": " me look here hey look here you know what I mean no I almost lost my life almost"}, {"start": 5069.0, "end": 5081.76, "text": " I almost choked almost choked turkey sauces or turkey patty turkey sauce"}, {"start": 5081.76, "end": 5093.8, "text": " what was I doing again oh yeah chat look here I've done it with hot sauce it's"}, {"start": 5093.8, "end": 5100.4800000000005, "text": " better with no sauce I'm dead serious it's better. Carolina with the five. Chat no"}, {"start": 5100.4800000000005, "end": 5106.360000000001, "text": " joke are y'all gonna try this? If you're trying to eat healthy I swear it's good."}, {"start": 5114.56, "end": 5122.88, "text": " You better try it chat. My mom said you did so much better without me. No. Hey"}, {"start": 5122.88, "end": 5126.64, "text": " case if you don't mind can you start over from the very beginning I just found"}, {"start": 5126.64, "end": 5129.6, "text": " my pen and notepad"}, {"start": 5133.68, "end": 5138.24, "text": " you're gonna have to tune into the second channel"}, {"start": 5144.88, "end": 5149.88, "text": " you want to tune into the second YouTube channel more case so because I"}, {"start": 5149.88, "end": 5151.16, "text": " I ain't startin' that over."}, {"start": 5156.72, "end": 5158.52, "text": " Be some wash while I'm eatin' it."}, {"start": 5174.84, "end": 5176.84, "text": " All right, we're doin' job!"}, {"start": 5179.88, "end": 5186.88, "text": " Oh, I'll try to do something to watch while I'm eating."}, {"start": 5186.88, "end": 5188.88, "text": " Cover the grounds."}, {"start": 5188.88, "end": 5190.88, "text": " Make sure she's not hiding."}, {"start": 5190.88, "end": 5192.88, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 5192.88, "end": 5195.88, "text": " I hear the blues about to head off."}, {"start": 5202.88, "end": 5204.88, "text": " Okay, my boy, shoot."}, {"start": 5209.88, "end": 5219.88, "text": " My boy won't do it right now."}, {"start": 5219.88, "end": 5241.0, "text": " Yeah, look at how locked in he is I need to when he's locked in"}, {"start": 5241.0, "end": 5254.6, "text": " Look at him, Chattie locked in."}, {"start": 5254.6, "end": 5260.4, "text": " Looks like a little dog playing with a toy or something, just locked in."}, {"start": 5260.400000000001, "end": 5270.400000000001, "text": " I wanted to trap you here."}, {"start": 5270.400000000001, "end": 5275.200000000001, "text": " Trying to be up late this game?"}, {"start": 5275.200000000001, "end": 5277.200000000001, "text": " Well he's on the easiest difficulty?"}, {"start": 5277.200000000001, "end": 5278.200000000001, "text": " No he's not."}, {"start": 5278.200000000001, "end": 5279.200000000001, "text": " Is he really?"}, {"start": 5279.200000000001, "end": 5280.200000000001, "text": " No he is not."}, {"start": 5280.200000000001, "end": 5281.200000000001, "text": " No he's not."}, {"start": 5281.200000000001, "end": 5282.200000000001, "text": " Fuck this guy ass."}, {"start": 5282.200000000001, "end": 5283.200000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 5283.200000000001, "end": 5284.200000000001, "text": " I don't blame him."}, {"start": 5284.200000000001, "end": 5285.200000000001, "text": " I don't blame him."}, {"start": 5285.200000000001, "end": 5286.200000000001, "text": " I don't blame him."}, {"start": 5286.200000000001, "end": 5287.200000000001, "text": " I don't blame him."}, {"start": 5287.200000000001, "end": 5288.200000000001, "text": " I don't blame him."}, {"start": 5288.200000000001, "end": 5289.200000000001, "text": " Fuck this guy ass."}, {"start": 5289.2, "end": 5291.2, "text": " You know what? I don't blame him."}, {"start": 5296.639999999999, "end": 5298.639999999999, "text": " Hold on, Momos, don't eat me."}, {"start": 5304.34, "end": 5306.34, "text": " There you go!"}, {"start": 5309.179999999999, "end": 5311.179999999999, "text": " Blow his head out!"}, {"start": 5312.88, "end": 5314.88, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 5316.0599999999995, "end": 5318.0599999999995, "text": " No, please!"}, {"start": 5319.2, "end": 5332.84, "text": " He needs a mobby in his chat, I would have banned this dude right here."}, {"start": 5332.84, "end": 5338.86, "text": " I would have banned, I would have banned this dude right here."}, {"start": 5338.86, "end": 5342.4, "text": " I would have banned this dude right here."}, {"start": 5342.400000000001, "end": 5352.400000000001, "text": " Hey, he needs the mobby in his chat, I'm about to clear that thing out."}, {"start": 5352.400000000001, "end": 5363.400000000001, "text": " Come on, chat, I'm almost done."}, {"start": 5363.400000000001, "end": 5375.400000000001, "text": " out of being that dude right though. All of his men want to kill me, but you want to give me a learn."}, {"start": 5375.400000000001, "end": 5383.400000000001, "text": " Yo, that's crazy. Yo, that is crazy right there. Yo, let's get this, let's get this dude banned right here."}, {"start": 5383.400000000001, "end": 5389.400000000001, "text": " I hate this for it. What more does this again?"}, {"start": 5389.400000000001, "end": 5419.360000000001, "text": " I wanted to get themselves my car."}, {"start": 5419.36, "end": 5424.36, "text": " to cry looks like diarrhea"}, {"start": 5428.36, "end": 5433.36, "text": " no joke I tried to get themselves in that car wouldn't go through"}, {"start": 5437.36, "end": 5440.36, "text": " my car wouldn't go through"}, {"start": 5440.36, "end": 5442.36, "text": " hold on time almost done eat hold on give me a minute"}, {"start": 5443.36, "end": 5445.36, "text": " oh man that's nasty"}, {"start": 5449.36, "end": 5451.36, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 5451.36, "end": 5454.36, "text": " They didn't give us a choice."}, {"start": 5454.36, "end": 5456.36, "text": " Why don't you follow them real ones now?"}, {"start": 5456.36, "end": 5460.36, "text": " Why can't follow anybody in my whole family or die?"}, {"start": 5460.36, "end": 5461.36, "text": " Kill to survive."}, {"start": 5461.36, "end": 5464.36, "text": " Well, David gives me some weird ass vibes."}, {"start": 5464.36, "end": 5466.36, "text": " We have to take care of our own."}, {"start": 5466.36, "end": 5468.36, "text": " My enemy's necessary."}, {"start": 5468.36, "end": 5470.36, "text": " Can't do it."}, {"start": 5470.36, "end": 5471.36, "text": " So now what?"}, {"start": 5471.36, "end": 5476.36, "text": " But if I was going to follow, it'd be my boy."}, {"start": 5476.36, "end": 5478.36, "text": " I'd rather not."}, {"start": 5479.799999999999, "end": 5481.799999999999, "text": " Please tell me, Ellie."}, {"start": 5483.799999999999, "end": 5485.0, "text": " You're so foolish."}, {"start": 5485.0, "end": 5488.2, "text": " Yo, Ellie got so much orichage, it's actually crazy, bruh."}, {"start": 5488.2, "end": 5490.2, "text": " You're contrary."}, {"start": 5491.24, "end": 5493.24, "text": " I've been bad."}, {"start": 5494.28, "end": 5496.28, "text": " Quite honest, bruh."}, {"start": 5497.5599999999995, "end": 5500.599999999999, "text": " Bro, Ellie is so tough, bruh, it's crazy, dude."}, {"start": 5500.599999999999, "end": 5502.12, "text": " The only way I'm gonna be able to convince her-"}, {"start": 5502.12, "end": 5504.12, "text": " I remember when I first played the last of us,"}, {"start": 5504.12, "end": 5506.12, "text": " I thought it was gonna be terrible."}, {"start": 5506.12, "end": 5510.92, "text": " I thought it was going to be like an Ashley and Leon situation to where you're like carrying"}, {"start": 5510.92, "end": 5515.64, "text": " this little kid around and she don't know how to do nothing because she's like 12."}, {"start": 5515.64, "end": 5518.36, "text": " But nah, she is tough."}, {"start": 5518.36, "end": 5524.0, "text": " Now that being said in the remake, in the Resident Evil 4 remake, Ashley is actually"}, {"start": 5524.0, "end": 5525.0, "text": " the goat."}, {"start": 5525.0, "end": 5529.0, "text": " In the OG Resident Evil 4 she is hard to deal with, but in the Resident Evil 4 remake she"}, {"start": 5529.0, "end": 5530.34, "text": " She, she got it."}, {"start": 5547.34, "end": 5548.68, "text": " Come on my last bite."}, {"start": 5559.0, "end": 5561.0, "text": " Oh, he is."}, {"start": 5561.0, "end": 5563.0, "text": " He's up with the 10,000 bits."}, {"start": 5563.0, "end": 5565.0, "text": " He's a mom."}, {"start": 5565.0, "end": 5567.0, "text": " From Casey's car to client."}, {"start": 5567.0, "end": 5569.0, "text": " He's good scripted."}, {"start": 5571.0, "end": 5573.0, "text": " Thank you, Casey."}, {"start": 5573.0, "end": 5575.0, "text": " Fucking finger!"}, {"start": 5577.0, "end": 5580.0, "text": " I can't prove it, but I'm 99."}, {"start": 5583.0, "end": 5585.0, "text": " He's just not giving me good vibes."}, {"start": 5585.0, "end": 5586.0, "text": " I think this guy's evil."}, {"start": 5586.0, "end": 5587.0, "text": " Yeah, he is."}, {"start": 5587.0, "end": 5590.0, "text": " Why's he touching my hand?"}, {"start": 5590.0, "end": 5592.0, "text": " Goal. Ain't all that."}, {"start": 5592.0, "end": 5595.0, "text": " Time to get pieces."}, {"start": 5595.0, "end": 5597.0, "text": " Hey, W. M-"}, {"start": 5597.0, "end": 5599.0, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5599.0, "end": 5601.0, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5601.0, "end": 5604.0, "text": " I don't know how to do a rape, which ain't a baby."}, {"start": 5604.0, "end": 5606.0, "text": " I don't know if this guy's sus."}, {"start": 5609.0, "end": 5612.0, "text": " Everybody in the last of us is sus."}, {"start": 5617.0, "end": 5623.0, "text": " The goat, the goat is up, the goat."}, {"start": 5623.0, "end": 5625.0, "text": " Ellie?"}, {"start": 5635.0, "end": 5639.0, "text": " That was goody, right there, Chad. Let me tell you that's goody."}, {"start": 5639.0, "end": 5641.0, "text": " For Chad."}, {"start": 5641.0, "end": 5645.0, "text": " David served Ellie human means."}, {"start": 5645.0, "end": 5647.88, "text": " Everybody in the chat is now thirsting for Joel, of course"}, {"start": 5649.76, "end": 5651.76, "text": " Go figure, buddy"}, {"start": 5653.44, "end": 5655.92, "text": " Go figure who would have thought"}, {"start": 5659.52, "end": 5661.52, "text": " Who would have thought I"}, {"start": 5661.92, "end": 5665.72, "text": " Might just stick with the shirt and be to rest the stream. I don't feel like changing again. Oh"}, {"start": 5667.32, "end": 5669.32, "text": " Man I fool, bro"}, {"start": 5670.56, "end": 5672.56, "text": " Man I fool"}, {"start": 5675.0, "end": 5685.68, "text": " Oh, yeah, Chad, did you enjoy that cooking with queso right there?"}, {"start": 5685.68, "end": 5687.64, "text": " You're welcome for the free recipe."}, {"start": 5687.64, "end": 5696.88, "text": " Hey, I don't just give those, hey, I don't just give those recipes out to anybody."}, {"start": 5696.88, "end": 5699.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5699.92, "end": 5701.68, "text": " Do more spontaneous cooks."}, {"start": 5701.68, "end": 5704.16, "text": " Should I do more spontaneous cooks?"}, {"start": 5706.66, "end": 5710.16, "text": " You know what time it is now, though, don't you?"}, {"start": 5710.16, "end": 5714.66, "text": " Hey, you know what time it is now, don't you?"}, {"start": 5716.66, "end": 5717.5, "text": " Yeah, you do."}, {"start": 5719.1, "end": 5720.400000000001, "text": " What time is it, buddy?"}, {"start": 5723.740000000001, "end": 5726.740000000001, "text": " Hey, what time is it?"}, {"start": 5731.68, "end": 5740.68, "text": " I know, you know, spooky time, buddy."}, {"start": 5740.68, "end": 5755.68, "text": " Hey, ladies and gentlemen, it is a great time because it is time of the spooky."}, {"start": 5755.68, "end": 5759.68, "text": " You already know."}, {"start": 5759.68, "end": 5771.56, "text": " Type one if you know type two if you don't know type one if you know type two"}, {"start": 5771.56, "end": 5780.52, "text": " if you don't know it is spooky time up in here"}, {"start": 5780.64, "end": 5786.240000000001, "text": " man that brown ball was good Chad I swear"}, {"start": 5789.68, "end": 5791.740000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5819.68, "end": 5821.740000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5849.68, "end": 5851.740000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5879.68, "end": 5881.740000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5909.68, "end": 5911.740000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5939.68, "end": 5941.68, "text": " You"}, {"start": 5969.68, "end": 5976.68, "text": " I've been every heart beat, I've fallen in love with never with me"}, {"start": 5976.68, "end": 5980.68, "text": " I ask in you, do you know about me?"}, {"start": 5980.68, "end": 5984.68, "text": " How will I know? Give me a stick, give me a leaf"}, {"start": 5984.68, "end": 5988.68, "text": " I've fallen in love, but I do share a hand with you"}, {"start": 5988.68, "end": 5992.68, "text": " Falling in love, it's all better, baby"}, {"start": 5992.68, "end": 5997.68, "text": " Spooky time!"}, {"start": 5997.68, "end": 6014.68, "text": " Spooky time, buddy!"}, {"start": 6014.68, "end": 6019.68, "text": " You better believe it."}, {"start": 6019.68, "end": 6031.68, "text": " You got you a dive beyond, Bubba?"}, {"start": 6031.68, "end": 6032.68, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 6032.68, "end": 6034.14, "text": " I want to know."}, {"start": 6034.14, "end": 6035.9400000000005, "text": " I want to know."}, {"start": 6035.9400000000005, "end": 6037.9400000000005, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 6037.9400000000005, "end": 6039.4400000000005, "text": " How it ain't up?"}, {"start": 6039.4400000000005, "end": 6041.92, "text": " I think you really love me."}, {"start": 6041.92, "end": 6046.18, "text": " I say a prayer and then I reach for you."}, {"start": 6046.18, "end": 6048.14, "text": " I fall in love."}, {"start": 6048.14, "end": 6051.14, "text": " Only me."}, {"start": 6051.14, "end": 6053.02, "text": " Get you a diaper, young brother."}, {"start": 6053.02, "end": 6056.14, "text": " You already know what time it is."}, {"start": 6056.14, "end": 6062.64, "text": " It is time of the spooky up in this thing."}, {"start": 6062.64, "end": 6076.88, "text": " right here right now. Name of this game is um there is no, there's no title."}, {"start": 6078.96, "end": 6087.92, "text": " Nightguard the last shift. Now you know me. I have some experience working the"}, {"start": 6087.92, "end": 6098.8, "text": " night shift. Okay. I have some experience doing that. So I should be good at this."}, {"start": 6098.8, "end": 6103.52, "text": " All things considered. Options, video, what?"}, {"start": 6106.32, "end": 6109.28, "text": " Bro, you can't be having pop ups like that. I thought I was cool."}, {"start": 6109.28, "end": 6116.46, "text": " I can't what I can't turn the frames up past 60. I bet"}, {"start": 6117.2, "end": 6119.84, "text": " Star four systems.com what you talking about?"}, {"start": 6121.36, "end": 6123.36, "text": " All right lock in"}, {"start": 6124.92, "end": 6128.48, "text": " Let's go night guard the last shift"}, {"start": 6129.92, "end": 6131.92, "text": " Gg"}, {"start": 6132.32, "end": 6134.32, "text": " Into the guard booth. Yeah, Gg"}, {"start": 6134.32, "end": 6139.32, "text": " You'll never believe this."}, {"start": 6139.32, "end": 6144.32, "text": " The sensitivity is perfect off-route."}, {"start": 6144.32, "end": 6146.32, "text": " Booty crust sprinkles with the five."}, {"start": 6146.32, "end": 6148.32, "text": " You know what else you'll never guess?"}, {"start": 6148.32, "end": 6150.32, "text": " I'm plopping the car off."}, {"start": 6164.32, "end": 6169.32, "text": " Don't judge me."}, {"start": 6169.32, "end": 6175.32, "text": " Hey, don't judge me, pal."}, {"start": 6175.32, "end": 6180.32, "text": " All right, let's enter the guard booth."}, {"start": 6180.32, "end": 6184.32, "text": " Y'all remember that horror game that we played a long time ago called the guard booth?"}, {"start": 6184.32, "end": 6186.32, "text": " Literally, I think that's what the name of it was."}, {"start": 6186.32, "end": 6188.32, "text": " Place the gun on the desk."}, {"start": 6188.32, "end": 6190.32, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 6190.32, "end": 6192.66, "text": " We brought a bleakie."}, {"start": 6193.92, "end": 6194.96, "text": " Pick up the keyboard."}, {"start": 6194.96, "end": 6197.299999999999, "text": " Wait, is this like that guard booth game?"}, {"start": 6200.16, "end": 6202.58, "text": " Eugene with the five thank you."}, {"start": 6202.58, "end": 6203.679999999999, "text": " Where my clipboard at?"}, {"start": 6205.0199999999995, "end": 6206.46, "text": " Wait for the next vehicle."}, {"start": 6206.46, "end": 6208.88, "text": " Okay, so this is like the guard booth game."}, {"start": 6210.0199999999995, "end": 6214.82, "text": " Oh, these must be the license plates we gotta match up."}, {"start": 6214.82, "end": 6216.48, "text": " Wait, that is just like that game."}, {"start": 6216.48, "end": 6218.0599999999995, "text": " Catherine with the five thank you."}, {"start": 6220.32, "end": 6222.5599999999995, "text": " Okay, so Krusty cheeks with the five what?"}, {"start": 6224.219999999999, "end": 6229.099999999999, "text": " What cars that hey, how you doing? Well, I don't need to be nice on the guard. Let me be gruff"}, {"start": 6243.0199999999995, "end": 6247.46, "text": " Hello Melissa with the five, thank you"}, {"start": 6250.32, "end": 6253.32, "text": " Welcome. Give me a second. I need to check your license plate."}, {"start": 6253.32, "end": 6255.32, "text": " Do they pay you to talk?"}, {"start": 6256.32, "end": 6259.32, "text": " No, but they pay me to beat people to death with a night stick."}, {"start": 6259.32, "end": 6261.32, "text": " You want to be the first one?"}, {"start": 6268.32, "end": 6271.32, "text": " I'm not about to start my night off like this."}, {"start": 6271.32, "end": 6273.32, "text": " Ain't no way!"}, {"start": 6273.32, "end": 6274.16, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 6279.5599999999995, "end": 6280.92, "text": " Maximus with the five."}, {"start": 6282.48, "end": 6283.679999999999, "text": " None lost your mind."}, {"start": 6286.96, "end": 6287.799999999999, "text": " CON01EE."}, {"start": 6291.62, "end": 6294.32, "text": " I suppose you're good to go, unfortunately."}, {"start": 6295.74, "end": 6297.639999999999, "text": " Wait, I did not mean to deny that."}, {"start": 6298.719999999999, "end": 6300.04, "text": " Wait, I did not mean to."}, {"start": 6303.32, "end": 6314.5199999999995, "text": " I'm going to restart."}, {"start": 6314.5199999999995, "end": 6316.08, "text": " I didn't know how that worked."}, {"start": 6316.08, "end": 6317.599999999999, "text": " I'm going to just restart real quick."}, {"start": 6317.599999999999, "end": 6321.599999999999, "text": " I thought I was going to tell him he was good to go."}, {"start": 6321.599999999999, "end": 6324.92, "text": " OK, never mind."}, {"start": 6324.92, "end": 6326.32, "text": " Oh, it's randomized."}, {"start": 6326.32, "end": 6327.799999999999, "text": " That's kind of cool."}, {"start": 6327.799999999999, "end": 6330.36, "text": " So if they're good, I just do this."}, {"start": 6330.36, "end": 6333.08, "text": " OK, I got it now."}, {"start": 6333.08, "end": 6335.38, "text": " Hold on, make sure nobody's coming through here real quick."}, {"start": 6337.38, "end": 6339.08, "text": " Chad, it was my first day on the job, man."}, {"start": 6339.08, "end": 6340.08, "text": " Cut me some slack."}, {"start": 6341.58, "end": 6342.58, "text": " It's all right."}, {"start": 6347.38, "end": 6348.38, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6349.78, "end": 6351.08, "text": " Is that the same guy?"}, {"start": 6352.88, "end": 6354.48, "text": " Give her a license plate, though."}, {"start": 6361.08, "end": 6361.78, "text": " Give me a second."}, {"start": 6361.78, "end": 6367.62, "text": " you check your license plate. All right. See this guy wasn't rude. Thank you so much. You just said"}, {"start": 6367.62, "end": 6380.58, "text": " all right. Thank you so much. 0xD76TT. You're good to go. Let me open the door now."}, {"start": 6384.34, "end": 6388.5, "text": " You're good to go. Thank you so much for being polite. Have a great day at work or whatever"}, {"start": 6388.5, "end": 6398.7, "text": " you're doing. Thank you. W guard chat. This place is in"}, {"start": 6398.7, "end": 6400.42, "text": " good hands with me running the gate."}, {"start": 6418.5, "end": 6436.74, "text": " What is this goober doing?"}, {"start": 6436.74, "end": 6440.82, "text": " Just decide on a spot."}, {"start": 6440.82, "end": 6444.58, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 6444.58, "end": 6446.26, "text": " Have a good day at work."}, {"start": 6446.26, "end": 6447.26, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6447.26, "end": 6452.26, "text": " Oh, bro snapped up. Why is he? He good?"}, {"start": 6455.26, "end": 6459.26, "text": " All right, I guess we just wait for another, uh, car to come through."}, {"start": 6459.26, "end": 6462.26, "text": " This is a chill job. Chad, would you do this job?"}, {"start": 6462.26, "end": 6464.26, "text": " Oh, another car. Lock in."}, {"start": 6472.26, "end": 6474.26, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6477.26, "end": 6485.4800000000005, "text": " Um, good evening. Let me check your license plate. Come on, I'm going to hurry. Don't"}, {"start": 6485.4800000000005, "end": 6494.7, "text": " rush me. I have to do this. This is for everyone's safety, including yours. Thank you very much."}, {"start": 6494.7, "end": 6503.7, "text": " ABC 98 FF. That is the third one on the list. They're good to go."}, {"start": 6506.7, "end": 6513.7, "text": " Hey, you're good to go, but don't you ever rush me again. You understand me? Go ahead."}, {"start": 6513.7, "end": 6517.3, "text": " You're happy birthday, Annie."}, {"start": 6517.3, "end": 6523.7, "text": " Try to tell Annie happy birthday, happy birthday, Annie."}, {"start": 6523.7, "end": 6525.7, "text": " All right, close that."}, {"start": 6525.7, "end": 6526.7, "text": " Chad, look here."}, {"start": 6526.7, "end": 6534.7, "text": " Don't nobody want to play with me, because look, somebody wants to give me some attitude."}, {"start": 6534.7, "end": 6538.7, "text": " There's going to be problems."}, {"start": 6538.7, "end": 6539.7, "text": " Waitin' on another one."}, {"start": 6550.9, "end": 6551.74, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 6552.54, "end": 6554.04, "text": " Type one if your name is Annie."}, {"start": 6557.42, "end": 6560.94, "text": " Oh, hey, hey look here bud."}, {"start": 6560.94, "end": 6563.099999999999, "text": " Don't you ever rush me again."}, {"start": 6563.099999999999, "end": 6564.82, "text": " You're lucky I can't come over there."}, {"start": 6564.82, "end": 6566.34, "text": " Don't you ever rush me again."}, {"start": 6566.34, "end": 6568.34, "text": " I hope you have a terrible day at work."}, {"start": 6568.7, "end": 6576.38, "text": " That's how you stand on business right there chatting. Don't let nobody run over you. You"}, {"start": 6576.38, "end": 6582.54, "text": " got to stand you got to stand up for yourself. Okay. Wait, can you look at you can look"}, {"start": 6582.54, "end": 6584.14, "text": " Okay, Cams, that's not good."}, {"start": 6586.82, "end": 6587.74, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 6592.06, "end": 6592.9, "text": " I hear a car."}, {"start": 6595.34, "end": 6596.18, "text": " Hello there."}, {"start": 6601.54, "end": 6603.66, "text": " How are you doing on this fine evening?"}, {"start": 6606.0199999999995, "end": 6607.1, "text": " Welcome, give me a second."}, {"start": 6607.1, "end": 6608.7, "text": " I need to check your license plate."}, {"start": 6608.7, "end": 6610.1, "text": " Come on, I'm gonna hurry."}, {"start": 6612.54, "end": 6619.54, "text": " That is not a valid license plate, darm."}, {"start": 6619.54, "end": 6620.54, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 6620.54, "end": 6624.54, "text": " Yeah, that's not a valid license plate."}, {"start": 6624.54, "end": 6628.54, "text": " Hey, your license plate does not match my papers here."}, {"start": 6628.54, "end": 6630.54, "text": " You can't come through."}, {"start": 6630.54, "end": 6632.54, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 6632.54, "end": 6633.54, "text": " What did you say?"}, {"start": 6633.54, "end": 6634.54, "text": " I'm speaking to the manager."}, {"start": 6634.54, "end": 6636.54, "text": " I am the manager, buddy."}, {"start": 6636.54, "end": 6637.54, "text": " Yeah, exactly."}, {"start": 6637.54, "end": 6638.54, "text": " What you gotta say?"}, {"start": 6638.54, "end": 6639.54, "text": " I'm speaking to the manager."}, {"start": 6639.54, "end": 6642.54, "text": " Yeah, exactly. What you gotta say about that?"}, {"start": 6642.54, "end": 6644.54, "text": " I am the manager."}, {"start": 6646.54, "end": 6648.54, "text": " Get up out of here!"}, {"start": 6655.54, "end": 6658.54, "text": " I'mma make sure you get all the way out of here."}, {"start": 6661.54, "end": 6663.54, "text": " I can't go no further than that."}, {"start": 6664.54, "end": 6667.54, "text": " Who could possibly be calling us right now, Chad?"}, {"start": 6669.54, "end": 6670.54, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6670.54, "end": 6673.78, "text": " Hey, Logan, it's Matt."}, {"start": 6673.78, "end": 6674.78, "text": " I'm Logan."}, {"start": 6674.78, "end": 6678.1, "text": " Oh, hey, Matt, what's up?"}, {"start": 6678.1, "end": 6681.7, "text": " I forgot to restock the paper roll in the ticket printer."}, {"start": 6681.7, "end": 6683.42, "text": " Can you take care of it?"}, {"start": 6683.42, "end": 6688.18, "text": " Since it's a question, I'm just going to say no."}, {"start": 6688.18, "end": 6689.9, "text": " I absolutely cannot take care of that."}, {"start": 6689.9, "end": 6694.38, "text": " I got other businesses to attend to."}, {"start": 6694.38, "end": 6696.9, "text": " What choice do I have?"}, {"start": 6696.900000000001, "end": 6700.06, "text": " There should be a few roles left in the maintenance room."}, {"start": 6700.06, "end": 6702.56, "text": " I'll get to at least, I'll get to, who?"}, {"start": 6705.34, "end": 6707.34, "text": " Who, who, who, who, who, who?"}, {"start": 6712.500000000001, "end": 6714.3, "text": " At least I'll get to stretch my legs."}, {"start": 6716.120000000001, "end": 6718.740000000001, "text": " All right, I guess I'm a night guard"}, {"start": 6718.740000000001, "end": 6721.080000000001, "text": " and a maintenance individual."}, {"start": 6721.08, "end": 6731.5599999999995, "text": " Oh, this kind of, Chad, I haven't let three cars in here have I?"}, {"start": 6731.5599999999995, "end": 6733.76, "text": " Where's the maintenance room at?"}, {"start": 6733.76, "end": 6739.08, "text": " Oh, this kind of, Chad, you don't do chap parking garages are creepy at night, bro."}, {"start": 6739.08, "end": 6740.08, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 6740.08, "end": 6747.16, "text": " Okay, just got to be it over here."}, {"start": 6747.16, "end": 6749.48, "text": " I left the gun."}, {"start": 6749.4800000000005, "end": 6751.18, "text": " It's all right."}, {"start": 6751.18, "end": 6752.580000000001, "text": " Surely we won't need it."}, {"start": 6752.580000000001, "end": 6754.38, "text": " OK, is this it?"}, {"start": 6754.38, "end": 6756.860000000001, "text": " Oh, that's the elevator."}, {"start": 6756.860000000001, "end": 6758.500000000001, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 6758.500000000001, "end": 6759.1, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 6763.540000000001, "end": 6770.540000000001, "text": " Hey, find and pick up the paper, the printer paper roll."}, {"start": 6770.540000000001, "end": 6774.34, "text": " This looks like it would be in here, maybe."}, {"start": 6774.34, "end": 6776.38, "text": " No chat work, GG."}, {"start": 6779.4800000000005, "end": 6784.000000000001, "text": " I should have brought the gun, huh?"}, {"start": 6784.000000000001, "end": 6786.320000000001, "text": " Somebody said the gun will be gone."}, {"start": 6786.320000000001, "end": 6790.200000000001, "text": " Could you imagine?"}, {"start": 6790.200000000001, "end": 6792.8, "text": " Not only would I get fired, I would get like arrested."}, {"start": 6792.8, "end": 6795.56, "text": " That is like insane negligence right there."}, {"start": 6795.56, "end": 6799.92, "text": " Okay, this is very back roomy."}, {"start": 6799.92, "end": 6805.84, "text": " Where is the wallpaper wall?"}, {"start": 6805.84, "end": 6809.84, "text": " Paper roll."}, {"start": 6809.84, "end": 6813.84, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 6813.84, "end": 6817.84, "text": " Paper roll."}, {"start": 6817.84, "end": 6821.84, "text": " Chat, there's no way this is in my job title. I'm the security guard."}, {"start": 6821.84, "end": 6825.84, "text": " Gigi."}, {"start": 6825.84, "end": 6829.84, "text": " Chat, it's not in here."}, {"start": 6829.84, "end": 6833.84, "text": " It said printer paper roll."}, {"start": 6833.84, "end": 6841.24, "text": " It said printer paper. That's what we're looking for. You already know what's"}, {"start": 6841.24, "end": 6847.4400000000005, "text": " gonna happen if we can go here. I need to go back to the guard booth. No joke. I"}, {"start": 6847.4400000000005, "end": 6851.52, "text": " don't have time for this. It's probably a car waiting. I gotta go back. I don't"}, {"start": 6851.52, "end": 6855.0, "text": " know where the paper is. I'm gonna call that new back or something. I've been"}, {"start": 6855.0, "end": 6859.52, "text": " gone too long. I sold. Oh my goodness. I sold. I sold."}, {"start": 6859.52, "end": 6867.52, "text": " Lord have mercy. It is over. What have y'all done chat? Y'all really did it this time? Oh!"}, {"start": 6867.52, "end": 6880.52, "text": " There ain't nobody here. I gotta call this dude back. Find and pick up the printer paper roll."}, {"start": 6880.52, "end": 6885.52, "text": " Can I get my gun and bring it with me?"}, {"start": 6885.52, "end": 6887.52, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 6887.52, "end": 6895.52, "text": " Leave him that here?"}, {"start": 6895.52, "end": 6897.52, "text": " Where is the printer paper?"}, {"start": 6897.52, "end": 6901.52, "text": " I know y'all did something with it."}, {"start": 6901.52, "end": 6902.52, "text": " He's so drunk."}, {"start": 6902.52, "end": 6909.52, "text": " He's doing all this running."}, {"start": 6909.52, "end": 6912.52, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, Coco Poofs! Thank you!"}, {"start": 6916.52, "end": 6918.52, "text": " No, I can't take the elevator."}, {"start": 6918.52, "end": 6924.52, "text": " So I actually have no idea, chat, where this is. That's not it."}, {"start": 6926.52, "end": 6927.52, "text": " That's not it."}, {"start": 6928.52, "end": 6930.52, "text": " That's not it."}, {"start": 6930.52, "end": 6951.96, "text": " It was literally like one pixel on the table."}, {"start": 6951.96, "end": 6955.240000000001, "text": " That thing was the size of like me on that table right there."}, {"start": 6955.240000000001, "end": 6956.240000000001, "text": " That is crazy."}, {"start": 6956.24, "end": 6958.92, "text": " I'll just bring this back."}, {"start": 6958.92, "end": 6961.34, "text": " I'm assuming the ticket printer's like in our booth."}, {"start": 6965.92, "end": 6966.96, "text": " OK, still no car."}, {"start": 6966.96, "end": 6968.32, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 6968.32, "end": 6969.5199999999995, "text": " Where's the ticket printer at?"}, {"start": 6972.5199999999995, "end": 6973.48, "text": " Ticket printer?"}, {"start": 6977.32, "end": 6981.48, "text": " Insert the paper mold into the ticket printer."}, {"start": 6981.48, "end": 6985.12, "text": " Where exactly would that be?"}, {"start": 6985.12, "end": 6986.12, "text": " That's Keith's."}, {"start": 6992.4, "end": 6994.08, "text": " Chad is my first day on the job, Chil."}, {"start": 7000.5199999999995, "end": 7002.48, "text": " It's my first day on the job, relax."}, {"start": 7006.0, "end": 7006.84, "text": " OK, there we go."}, {"start": 7006.84, "end": 7009.08, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 7009.08, "end": 7010.76, "text": " Now we wait for the next vehicle."}, {"start": 7013.36, "end": 7014.68, "text": " What's the name of this game?"}, {"start": 7014.68, "end": 7021.68, "text": " nightguard shift, night shift or something, something like that."}, {"start": 7026.68, "end": 7027.68, "text": " This is kind of a vibe."}, {"start": 7027.68, "end": 7030.68, "text": " Chad, type one of your security guard IRL."}, {"start": 7030.68, "end": 7033.68, "text": " It seems like a shield job and everything's going good."}, {"start": 7037.68, "end": 7038.68, "text": " Oh, I hear a car."}, {"start": 7044.68, "end": 7051.68, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 7051.68, "end": 7057.88, "text": " Yes, good evening, I need to check your license plate."}, {"start": 7057.88, "end": 7061.8, "text": " What are you waiting for?"}, {"start": 7061.8, "end": 7065.400000000001, "text": " Every single person that's came through here has been rude except for the first guy by"}, {"start": 7065.400000000001, "end": 7068.400000000001, "text": " the way."}, {"start": 7068.400000000001, "end": 7070.64, "text": " Yum!"}, {"start": 7070.64, "end": 7074.04, "text": " That is a active correct license plate."}, {"start": 7074.04, "end": 7075.96, "text": " Unfortunately, you're good to go."}, {"start": 7077.76, "end": 7079.32, "text": " Go ahead."}, {"start": 7079.32, "end": 7081.5199999999995, "text": " Have a good day, I guess."}, {"start": 7081.5199999999995, "end": 7083.32, "text": " Hurry up now, get on my feet."}, {"start": 7091.68, "end": 7092.5199999999995, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 7096.24, "end": 7098.28, "text": " Case what snack should I order?"}, {"start": 7099.8, "end": 7102.92, "text": " Gets you some hot Cheeto puffs."}, {"start": 7102.92, "end": 7115.64, "text": " get some Reese's Pieces also get you some uh get some uh like some sour"}, {"start": 7115.64, "end": 7118.4400000000005, "text": " skills"}, {"start": 7124.4, "end": 7128.36, "text": " hot Cheetos are fire hot Cheetos are fire but I'm specifically saying the"}, {"start": 7128.360000000001, "end": 7133.360000000001, "text": " Hot Cheeto Puffs. Hot Cheeto Puffs are actually like, bro."}, {"start": 7133.72, "end": 7134.72, "text": " They're great."}, {"start": 7138.280000000001, "end": 7140.960000000001, "text": " How are you? Everybody runs the same car."}, {"start": 7143.26, "end": 7144.26, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 7146.6, "end": 7148.84, "text": " Give me a second, you need to check your license plate."}, {"start": 7148.84, "end": 7150.080000000001, "text": " What do you wait for?"}, {"start": 7150.080000000001, "end": 7154.040000000001, "text": " Why is everybody so disgustingly rude?"}, {"start": 7154.04, "end": 7159.04, "text": " That is not a valid license plate."}, {"start": 7159.04, "end": 7160.04, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 7160.04, "end": 7162.04, "text": " Make sure."}, {"start": 7162.04, "end": 7164.04, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 7164.04, "end": 7166.04, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 7166.04, "end": 7168.04, "text": " Guess what, buddy."}, {"start": 7168.04, "end": 7170.04, "text": " Denied!"}, {"start": 7170.04, "end": 7173.04, "text": " Oh, dear, one of these days I'm going to lose my mind."}, {"start": 7173.04, "end": 7175.04, "text": " Is that a threat?"}, {"start": 7179.04, "end": 7181.04, "text": " That sounded like a threat to me, Chad."}, {"start": 7181.04, "end": 7183.04, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 7184.04, "end": 7191.04, "text": " Check the cameras."}, {"start": 7191.04, "end": 7194.04, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 7214.04, "end": 7220.04, "text": " Wait, what? He should be walking right there if he was on that camera."}, {"start": 7223.04, "end": 7228.04, "text": " Oh, there he is. Okay, now that's just the person that we let in first leading chat. We're good, chill."}, {"start": 7228.04, "end": 7235.04, "text": " That's the person that we let in first that actually wasn't rude. Looks like they're leaving. Hey, that's a short shift."}, {"start": 7235.04, "end": 7239.04, "text": " That was enough for like 10 minutes. What kind of job you got?"}, {"start": 7239.04, "end": 7245.04, "text": " Do I gotta let him out too, I'm assuming?"}, {"start": 7245.04, "end": 7246.04, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 7246.04, "end": 7250.04, "text": " You have a good day at work."}, {"start": 7250.04, "end": 7251.04, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 7251.04, "end": 7255.04, "text": " Do I need to talk to you?"}, {"start": 7255.04, "end": 7256.04, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7256.04, "end": 7265.04, "text": " Have yourself a good night, thank you."}, {"start": 7265.04, "end": 7266.04, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 7266.04, "end": 7267.04, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 7267.04, "end": 7268.04, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 7268.04, "end": 7279.36, "text": " Hello? Hey Logan, it's me. Me who? The big boss. Oh, GG. The one and only. A customer"}, {"start": 7279.36, "end": 7283.5199999999995, "text": " called with a complaint says a nail punctured one of his tires and wants us"}, {"start": 7283.5199999999995, "end": 7286.76, "text": " to fix it. Take care of it."}, {"start": 7286.76, "end": 7303.76, "text": " What? What on this planet Earth does that actually have to do with me?"}, {"start": 7303.76, "end": 7308.76, "text": " Bro, what does that have to do with me?"}, {"start": 7314.56, "end": 7319.56, "text": " How can you even pinpoint that the nail came from us?"}, {"start": 7320.76, "end": 7323.4400000000005, "text": " What do we got a company branded nail?"}, {"start": 7329.280000000001, "end": 7330.84, "text": " Take care of it, we don't even have the tools"}, {"start": 7330.84, "end": 7331.84, "text": " to patch a tire."}, {"start": 7331.84, "end": 7335.08, "text": " Just use the tire inflator in the maintenance room."}, {"start": 7335.08, "end": 7339.04, "text": " It should hang on, log it up for him to get out of here."}, {"start": 7339.04, "end": 7340.72, "text": " I have a question."}, {"start": 7340.72, "end": 7342.72, "text": " Shoot."}, {"start": 7342.72, "end": 7344.92, "text": " You're going to include this as overtime pay, right?"}, {"start": 7344.92, "end": 7347.68, "text": " Oh my goodness, W main character."}, {"start": 7347.68, "end": 7352.24, "text": " Finally asking the important questions."}, {"start": 7352.24, "end": 7353.96, "text": " Boss, he hung up."}, {"start": 7353.96, "end": 7355.88, "text": " I should quit right now."}, {"start": 7355.88, "end": 7359.68, "text": " On everything I love, I should quit right now."}, {"start": 7359.68, "end": 7362.26, "text": " You got me all the way messed up."}, {"start": 7366.26, "end": 7367.76, "text": " Was that car there before?"}, {"start": 7369.9800000000005, "end": 7372.3, "text": " Wait, that's a red car."}, {"start": 7372.3, "end": 7375.02, "text": " That car was not red when I inspected it."}, {"start": 7375.02, "end": 7375.860000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7380.9400000000005, "end": 7383.46, "text": " I didn't even see a tire inflator."}, {"start": 7383.46, "end": 7406.22, "text": " Tire inflator? Boss? Ha? Oh, wait a minute. You think I'm going to sit out here with"}, {"start": 7406.22, "end": 7409.26, "text": " with a manual tire inflator."}, {"start": 7409.26, "end": 7411.02, "text": " This is gonna take an hour."}, {"start": 7413.12, "end": 7415.860000000001, "text": " Hey, Chad, I'm the security guard, by the way."}, {"start": 7417.16, "end": 7420.46, "text": " This what you use to air up like an inner tube or something."}, {"start": 7424.1, "end": 7425.38, "text": " Whose car is it?"}, {"start": 7431.62, "end": 7432.860000000001, "text": " None of these look flat."}, {"start": 7436.22, "end": 7438.360000000001, "text": " Jack, this is actually ridiculous."}, {"start": 7442.04, "end": 7443.400000000001, "text": " L Parker, by the way."}, {"start": 7452.76, "end": 7454.08, "text": " Oh, I ain't got a man to be doing it."}, {"start": 7454.08, "end": 7456.52, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 7456.52, "end": 7457.02, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 7457.02, "end": 7458.320000000001, "text": " That thing is old!"}, {"start": 7458.32, "end": 7475.719999999999, "text": " You know we got a tire rim fighter from the 1950s."}, {"start": 7475.719999999999, "end": 7476.719999999999, "text": " Put it back."}, {"start": 7476.719999999999, "end": 7480.679999999999, "text": " I cannot believe, you know I'm trying to complain because at least I got a job, you know what"}, {"start": 7480.679999999999, "end": 7481.679999999999, "text": " I mean."}, {"start": 7481.679999999999, "end": 7488.08, "text": " But I cannot believe they are making me do all of this when I'm the security boot guy."}, {"start": 7488.08, "end": 7495.08, "text": " All right, let's get back to our booth real quick."}, {"start": 7495.08, "end": 7499.08, "text": " Do I hear something?"}, {"start": 7499.08, "end": 7506.08, "text": " All right, let's get back to our booth real quick."}, {"start": 7506.08, "end": 7508.08, "text": " Do I hear something?"}, {"start": 7508.08, "end": 7515.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7515.08, "end": 7530.94, "text": " Oh, making sure that goes."}, {"start": 7530.94, "end": 7533.44, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7533.4400000000005, "end": 7537.84, "text": " Yes, I need to check your license plate."}, {"start": 7537.84, "end": 7539.84, "text": " Didn't even say anything."}, {"start": 7539.84, "end": 7541.960000000001, "text": " There is no way this matches up."}, {"start": 7548.960000000001, "end": 7551.960000000001, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 7551.960000000001, "end": 7554.040000000001, "text": " I'm almost afraid to turn them away"}, {"start": 7554.040000000001, "end": 7555.360000000001, "text": " because we're going to get killed."}, {"start": 7555.360000000001, "end": 7562.360000000001, "text": " Unfortunately, your license plate does not match our records."}, {"start": 7562.360000000001, "end": 7565.360000000001, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 7565.360000000001, "end": 7567.360000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 7567.360000000001, "end": 7569.360000000001, "text": " Sir?"}, {"start": 7569.360000000001, "end": 7571.360000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 7571.360000000001, "end": 7573.360000000001, "text": " Sir?"}, {"start": 7594.360000000001, "end": 7596.360000000001, "text": " We're dead!"}, {"start": 7596.360000000001, "end": 7600.360000000001, "text": " Who does this ticket go for? What is this?"}, {"start": 7600.360000000001, "end": 7604.360000000001, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 7604.360000000001, "end": 7608.360000000001, "text": " Chad, what is this right here?"}, {"start": 7608.360000000001, "end": 7612.360000000001, "text": " Is that like a special ticket for somebody that can get let in?"}, {"start": 7612.360000000001, "end": 7616.360000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7616.360000000001, "end": 7620.360000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 7620.360000000001, "end": 7624.360000000001, "text": " Hey Logan, did you take care of that tire?"}, {"start": 7624.360000000001, "end": 7627.4800000000005, "text": " Logan, did you take care of that tire? Yes I did boss."}, {"start": 7630.6, "end": 7634.280000000001, "text": " Gray, but I got more complaints so you need to handle something else. I'm about to walk out of here."}, {"start": 7636.52, "end": 7639.72, "text": " Boss, you made me pop another cough drop. I hope you're happy."}, {"start": 7649.56, "end": 7651.72, "text": " That's only two on the stream though. That's only two."}, {"start": 7654.360000000001, "end": 7662.8, "text": " Great. A customer called to complain about the oil spills says he dislocated his hip after"}, {"start": 7662.8, "end": 7670.880000000001, "text": " slipping on one. That's such a lie. That is such a lie. It's not even funny, boss. Can"}, {"start": 7670.880000000001, "end": 7674.040000000001, "text": " you grab the mop and clean them up? It should be somewhere in the maintenance area. This"}, {"start": 7674.040000000001, "end": 7683.8, "text": " is actually ridiculous. This is actually ridiculous. So am I a security guard chatter"}, {"start": 7683.8, "end": 7690.76, "text": " Am I just like a janitor that they happen to have run the security booth? Something's telling me I am getting scammed here"}, {"start": 7697.92, "end": 7704.42, "text": " They better be paying me like two hundred thousand dollars a year. This is ridiculous man"}, {"start": 7707.88, "end": 7711.2, "text": " Yeah, I'm a floater check I never know the floater at your workplace"}, {"start": 7711.2, "end": 7718.2, "text": " Floaters always have the worst job because they make them do everything that nobody else wants to do."}, {"start": 7718.2, "end": 7720.2, "text": " There's the mop."}, {"start": 7728.2, "end": 7730.2, "text": " Eight dollars an hour."}, {"start": 7730.2, "end": 7732.2, "text": " It's a floater!"}, {"start": 7735.2, "end": 7738.2, "text": " That cannot, that is not, what?"}, {"start": 7738.2, "end": 7740.2, "text": " How did that work?"}, {"start": 7741.2, "end": 7751.2, "text": " Buddy, that can't be a mop."}, {"start": 7751.2, "end": 7757.2, "text": " Chad, I got a feeling something real bad is about to happen."}, {"start": 7757.2, "end": 7759.2, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 7759.2, "end": 7761.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7761.2, "end": 7765.2, "text": " I got a bad feeling."}, {"start": 7765.2, "end": 7770.2, "text": " I got a feeling."}, {"start": 7770.2, "end": 7779.28, "text": " out of feeling. This guy was the last one right here. Oh my goodness, they were doing"}, {"start": 7779.28, "end": 7785.28, "text": " the grimace shake challenge. Y'all remember when people were getting the grimace shake"}, {"start": 7785.28, "end": 7799.36, "text": " and dying? Put them all back in the restroom. Okay. Y'all remember that people was getting"}, {"start": 7799.360000000001, "end": 7802.64, "text": " the grimace shake from McDonald's the lights would go off they would turn the"}, {"start": 7802.64, "end": 7807.160000000001, "text": " screen back on and they'd be like dead on the floor with the shake everywhere"}, {"start": 7807.160000000001, "end": 7812.52, "text": " because apparently grimace if you bought a grimace shake would like kill you"}, {"start": 7812.52, "end": 7818.56, "text": " that was like that happened you like two years ago something like that"}, {"start": 7818.56, "end": 7827.68, "text": " Excuse you."}, {"start": 7827.68, "end": 7828.68, "text": " You can't be here."}, {"start": 7828.68, "end": 7830.8, "text": " This area is off limits."}, {"start": 7830.8, "end": 7833.740000000001, "text": " I've got a bad feeling."}, {"start": 7833.740000000001, "end": 7835.240000000001, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 7835.240000000001, "end": 7838.64, "text": " Do you believe in fate?"}, {"start": 7838.64, "end": 7843.4800000000005, "text": " Have you ever wondered whether the day will, have you ever wondered whether the day will"}, {"start": 7843.4800000000005, "end": 7847.160000000001, "text": " die and how it will happen, how it's already been written?"}, {"start": 7847.16, "end": 7848.86, "text": " What do you mean, whether the day will die?"}, {"start": 7848.86, "end": 7850.76, "text": " Big dog, you ain't making no sense right now."}, {"start": 7853.76, "end": 7855.66, "text": " I don't believe that sort of thing."}, {"start": 7855.66, "end": 7857.26, "text": " Maybe you should."}, {"start": 7857.26, "end": 7859.36, "text": " All right, you need to leave."}, {"start": 7859.36, "end": 7860.2, "text": " Why did,"}, {"start": 7865.4, "end": 7866.28, "text": " was that a threat?"}, {"start": 7869.18, "end": 7870.0199999999995, "text": " Light them up."}, {"start": 7870.0199999999995, "end": 7870.92, "text": " I ain't got the bleakie."}, {"start": 7870.92, "end": 7872.0599999999995, "text": " For some reason they won't,"}, {"start": 7872.0599999999995, "end": 7873.36, "text": " they won't let us carry the gun"}, {"start": 7873.36, "end": 7874.96, "text": " when we're doing these things."}, {"start": 7877.16, "end": 7885.76, "text": " Is this an employee or is this just started out wondered in here I wonder"}, {"start": 7897.88, "end": 7899.88, "text": " Wow this might be game of the year"}, {"start": 7899.88, "end": 7908.88, "text": " Okay, it's an employee."}, {"start": 7908.88, "end": 7917.88, "text": " Chat, something is not right."}, {"start": 7917.88, "end": 7920.42, "text": " We got another car."}, {"start": 7920.42, "end": 7925.88, "text": " I keep having a feeling when I come back, my gun's gonna be gone."}, {"start": 7925.88, "end": 7926.88, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 7926.88, "end": 7939.08, "text": " I need to check your license plate, of course."}, {"start": 7939.08, "end": 7944.68, "text": " CWI employee, not being rude."}, {"start": 7944.68, "end": 7950.16, "text": " QUI 55ST, yep."}, {"start": 7950.16, "end": 7951.400000000001, "text": " You are good to go."}, {"start": 7951.400000000001, "end": 7953.36, "text": " You have yourself a great day."}, {"start": 7953.360000000001, "end": 7955.360000000001, "text": " Thank you so much!"}, {"start": 7958.360000000001, "end": 7960.360000000001, "text": " They all lag, is it lagging?"}, {"start": 7962.360000000001, "end": 7963.360000000001, "text": " Cap!"}, {"start": 7968.360000000001, "end": 7972.360000000001, "text": " I'm not a star, somebody lying, I got a chopper in the car."}, {"start": 7974.360000000001, "end": 7975.360000000001, "text": " It ain't lagging."}, {"start": 7979.360000000001, "end": 7980.360000000001, "text": " You check hands again."}, {"start": 7980.360000000001, "end": 7981.360000000001, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 7981.360000000001, "end": 7984.160000000001, "text": " Out the close, I might try to pull out when I check the cams, lock in."}, {"start": 7984.960000000001, "end": 7985.460000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 7988.460000000001, "end": 7988.960000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7990.460000000001, "end": 7991.26, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 7992.460000000001, "end": 7994.26, "text": " That might be the guy that just got here."}, {"start": 7997.06, "end": 7998.06, "text": " Okay, nothing."}, {"start": 7999.660000000001, "end": 8001.06, "text": " Yeah, that's the guy that just got here."}, {"start": 8001.660000000001, "end": 8002.160000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8004.360000000001, "end": 8005.160000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 8005.460000000001, "end": 8006.56, "text": " Oh, a different car."}, {"start": 8007.26, "end": 8007.960000000001, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 8007.96, "end": 8012.6, "text": " Good evening, I need to check your license plate for I can let you in."}, {"start": 8012.6, "end": 8013.6, "text": " What are you waiting for?"}, {"start": 8013.6, "end": 8017.12, "text": " I swear I can't stand this job."}, {"start": 8017.12, "end": 8018.12, "text": " RIM?"}, {"start": 8018.12, "end": 8019.12, "text": " Nope?"}, {"start": 8019.12, "end": 8020.12, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 8020.12, "end": 8021.12, "text": " RIB09WW."}, {"start": 8021.12, "end": 8030.68, "text": " You're good to go."}, {"start": 8030.68, "end": 8034.2, "text": " I never left the gate now."}, {"start": 8034.2, "end": 8041.2, "text": " Hold on, A.W. on a car for waitin' though."}, {"start": 8041.2, "end": 8048.2, "text": " Yo, I coulda messed up, have a good one!"}, {"start": 8048.2, "end": 8054.2, "text": " On the streetcams again."}, {"start": 8054.2, "end": 8059.2, "text": " Nothing there."}, {"start": 8059.2, "end": 8080.679999999999, "text": " nothing there. Wait, where'd that cargo that just pulled up? Wait, what? Oh, he's right"}, {"start": 8080.68, "end": 8090.68, "text": " there. Wait, is that the dude that just snuck up on me? I don't think so. Okay."}, {"start": 8091.280000000001, "end": 8098.4400000000005, "text": " Chats, something, something's off. It's high point if you got a bad thing."}, {"start": 8099.04, "end": 8105.12, "text": " Hello? Logan, you need to take care of something else."}, {"start": 8110.68, "end": 8116.68, "text": " Boss, I can't do this no more, man."}, {"start": 8119.68, "end": 8122.68, "text": " I'm about to put my two weeks notice in, Chad."}, {"start": 8122.68, "end": 8124.68, "text": " This is ridiculous."}, {"start": 8126.68, "end": 8127.68, "text": " What now?"}, {"start": 8129.68, "end": 8133.68, "text": " The cones haven't been placed in the parking spaces. Put them where they belong."}, {"start": 8134.68, "end": 8137.68, "text": " Your co-worker Matt was supposed to do it, so you can thank him."}, {"start": 8140.68, "end": 8147.92, "text": " Hey, the boss never asked the question or answered the question, by the way."}, {"start": 8147.92, "end": 8152.12, "text": " Am I getting paid overtime for this?"}, {"start": 8152.12, "end": 8158.12, "text": " Yeah, L Matt."}, {"start": 8158.12, "end": 8164.12, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 8164.12, "end": 8179.3, "text": " Oh my goodness, it is so dark in here."}, {"start": 8179.3, "end": 8188.84, "text": " That sounded like somebody, I didn't leave this door open."}, {"start": 8188.84, "end": 8192.24, "text": " I did not leave that door open or this one."}, {"start": 8192.24, "end": 8194.94, "text": " Somebody came in here and turned the power off."}, {"start": 8199.52, "end": 8201.68, "text": " Looks like the fuse blew, I need to replace it."}, {"start": 8202.72, "end": 8204.28, "text": " I bet there's gonna be some in this room over here."}, {"start": 8204.28, "end": 8205.4, "text": " I bet that's what these are"}, {"start": 8205.4, "end": 8207.8, "text": " in these little boxes, chat where it gets over."}, {"start": 8211.04, "end": 8212.56, "text": " Are these uses?"}, {"start": 8212.56, "end": 8213.4, "text": " These?"}, {"start": 8215.6, "end": 8216.44, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 8218.84, "end": 8220.84, "text": " Somebody's in here."}, {"start": 8225.84, "end": 8227.84, "text": " Bruh."}, {"start": 8234.84, "end": 8236.84, "text": " We're so close."}, {"start": 8236.84, "end": 8237.84, "text": " Oh, coach."}, {"start": 8247.84, "end": 8249.84, "text": " That is very ominous."}, {"start": 8249.84, "end": 8251.44, "text": " Pick up the counts and put it in place."}, {"start": 8251.44, "end": 8252.84, "text": " He's right behind me, isn't he?"}, {"start": 8256.84, "end": 8258.84, "text": " We're good. Everybody chill."}, {"start": 8258.84, "end": 8260.84, "text": " I still don't understand who did this,"}, {"start": 8260.84, "end": 8263.84, "text": " but it had to have been somebody doing it,"}, {"start": 8263.84, "end": 8265.84, "text": " because both of those doors was open."}, {"start": 8266.84, "end": 8294.5, "text": " Hey, remember, chat remember, we are the security guard."}, {"start": 8294.5, "end": 8295.92, "text": " You can't be in here."}, {"start": 8295.92, "end": 8297.28, "text": " Now come here."}, {"start": 8297.28, "end": 8299.36, "text": " Don't you ain't gonna disrespect me."}, {"start": 8300.28, "end": 8301.12, "text": " They're gone."}, {"start": 8301.12, "end": 8302.12, "text": " Let's eat this done."}, {"start": 8305.2, "end": 8307.48, "text": " What's the Cones doing?"}, {"start": 8307.48, "end": 8308.92, "text": " What Cones?"}, {"start": 8308.92, "end": 8310.44, "text": " Pick up the Cones and put them in place."}, {"start": 8310.44, "end": 8311.88, "text": " What Cones?"}, {"start": 8313.88, "end": 8316.28, "text": " Maybe the one that's just knocked over over here?"}, {"start": 8320.32, "end": 8321.76, "text": " Wow, that was easy."}, {"start": 8321.76, "end": 8324.24, "text": " See, that all we needed to do was one."}, {"start": 8324.5, "end": 8328.22, "text": " Wait, is that actually all there was was one?"}, {"start": 8328.22, "end": 8330.22, "text": " Say it ain't so."}, {"start": 8330.22, "end": 8337.7, "text": " I got an achievement for that."}, {"start": 8337.7, "end": 8339.62, "text": " Pick up the cones and put them in place."}, {"start": 8339.62, "end": 8348.22, "text": " It's still saying that."}, {"start": 8348.22, "end": 8352.74, "text": " You're really going to make it that, beat that specific cone out of all of them?"}, {"start": 8352.74, "end": 8362.539999999999, "text": " I have to do all of them but I can only pick them up in order maybe chat this job. This is this is job job job job job"}, {"start": 8365.9, "end": 8367.9, "text": " All right, we have to chat"}, {"start": 8371.22, "end": 8373.22, "text": " Sorry"}, {"start": 8375.22, "end": 8377.22, "text": " Sorry chat it had to be done"}, {"start": 8378.539999999999, "end": 8381.74, "text": " Wait, there's two more after this one. Yeah, we're good"}, {"start": 8382.74, "end": 8385.74, "text": " I got a job, cap."}, {"start": 8389.74, "end": 8392.74, "text": " Was that necessary? No."}, {"start": 8393.74, "end": 8395.74, "text": " But do I regret it? No."}, {"start": 8396.74, "end": 8398.74, "text": " Sometimes y'all got to hear that."}, {"start": 8399.74, "end": 8402.74, "text": " Every now and then y'all just got to hear it, Chad. I'm sorry. It is what it is."}, {"start": 8409.74, "end": 8411.74, "text": " Last one."}, {"start": 8412.74, "end": 8419.5, "text": " The last one wait for the next vehicle"}, {"start": 8422.86, "end": 8425.16, "text": " Oh that was quit lock him"}, {"start": 8429.3, "end": 8434.42, "text": " One of these days one of these vehicles is gonna come through here with like a gun or something we're gonna be cool"}, {"start": 8434.42, "end": 8440.42, "text": " How are you doing?"}, {"start": 8440.42, "end": 8444.42, "text": " Good evening, sir. Let me check your license plate."}, {"start": 8444.42, "end": 8449.42, "text": " Come on, I'm in a hurry. Just like everybody else says that comes through here, apparently."}, {"start": 8449.42, "end": 8454.42, "text": " S-O-L-3-3-B-N. Yes, that is confirmed. You are good to go."}, {"start": 8454.42, "end": 8460.42, "text": " Reaper with the five. Thank you. You're good to go. Have a good day at work. Thank you!"}, {"start": 8464.42, "end": 8466.42, "text": " Have a good one!"}, {"start": 8467.56, "end": 8469.56, "text": " Check these cams real quick."}, {"start": 8470.12, "end": 8472.12, "text": " That's who just pulled in."}, {"start": 8473.960000000001, "end": 8476.32, "text": " Let's see who gets out of the car and chat. We're stalking."}, {"start": 8476.68, "end": 8480.68, "text": " This is part of our job though. We got to make sure there ain't nobody weird getting out of the car."}, {"start": 8494.42, "end": 8501.42, "text": " What is he doing?"}, {"start": 8501.42, "end": 8509.42, "text": " What is he doing?"}, {"start": 8509.42, "end": 8522.42, "text": " Is he going to somebody else's car?"}, {"start": 8522.42, "end": 8540.06, "text": " Is you just throwing something in the trash can?"}, {"start": 8540.06, "end": 8541.06, "text": " Sir."}, {"start": 8541.06, "end": 8542.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8542.06, "end": 8544.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8572.06, "end": 8594.3, "text": " Excuse me, you can't just pee in the trash can."}, {"start": 8594.3, "end": 8598.1, "text": " Like it's not supposed to be my problem, but the boss will probably call me and be"}, {"start": 8598.1, "end": 8601.18, "text": " like, hey, somebody else complained."}, {"start": 8601.18, "end": 8603.5, "text": " Somebody peed in the trash can."}, {"start": 8603.5, "end": 8605.02, "text": " You got to go in there and clean it."}, {"start": 8616.1, "end": 8617.1, "text": " Another ticket."}, {"start": 8621.54, "end": 8622.9, "text": " We have two tickets now."}, {"start": 8622.9, "end": 8630.26, "text": " We have the one up top and then the one down there."}, {"start": 8630.26, "end": 8634.9, "text": " So I'm assuming all these tickets are, are ones that aren't on the main list and if they"}, {"start": 8634.9, "end": 8641.26, "text": " come through and they're on that ticket, then I just straight up let them through, right?"}, {"start": 8641.26, "end": 8642.86, "text": " Did anyone in here confirm that?"}, {"start": 8653.94, "end": 8654.78, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 8656.14, "end": 8656.98, "text": " Bet."}, {"start": 8661.300000000001, "end": 8662.58, "text": " Got him in my camera bag."}, {"start": 8663.82, "end": 8664.66, "text": " Yes, I did."}, {"start": 8666.14, "end": 8667.82, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 8667.82, "end": 8669.460000000001, "text": " Need to take your license plate."}, {"start": 8669.460000000001, "end": 8672.060000000001, "text": " All right, thank you for not being rude, finally."}, {"start": 8673.500000000002, "end": 8678.500000000002, "text": " L-E-O-4-4-C-V, yep, you're good to go."}, {"start": 8680.7, "end": 8684.34, "text": " Thank you, have a great day of work, appreciate it."}, {"start": 8695.42, "end": 8697.26, "text": " I like that beanie case, you can get it"}, {"start": 8697.26, "end": 8698.94, "text": " at caseoldgames.com."}, {"start": 8698.94, "end": 8700.94, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 8700.94, "end": 8701.94, "text": " Keep on."}, {"start": 8702.94, "end": 8704.94, "text": " Let's check camps again."}, {"start": 8704.94, "end": 8706.94, "text": " Everything from now on everybody that we let in,"}, {"start": 8706.94, "end": 8710.94, "text": " we need to watch them on cams to make sure that I'm doing nothing crazy like that dude just did."}, {"start": 8717.94, "end": 8719.94, "text": " Okay, I think this is no more right here."}, {"start": 8719.94, "end": 8722.94, "text": " Lucy goosey with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 8728.94, "end": 8737.5, "text": " This is nowhere. Yo nerdy girl with that 25 gifted Lord have mercy w nerdy girl with that 25 gifted. Oh my goodness"}, {"start": 8739.1, "end": 8745.26, "text": " I appreciate you for the 25 gifted nerdy girl. Thank you chat w nerdy girl with that 25"}, {"start": 8748.140000000001, "end": 8751.1, "text": " Gifted got another car coming in lock in"}, {"start": 8751.1, "end": 8758.1, "text": " Oh, another van."}, {"start": 8758.1, "end": 8761.1, "text": " Uh, yes."}, {"start": 8761.1, "end": 8764.1, "text": " Sorry about earlier. My hearing's been acting up lately."}, {"start": 8764.1, "end": 8769.1, "text": " Why don't you roll down the window? I'm sure you can hear me much better."}, {"start": 8769.1, "end": 8772.1, "text": " I don't think that's a good idea. It's cold down here."}, {"start": 8772.1, "end": 8774.1, "text": " My throat's very sensitive to temperature."}, {"start": 8774.1, "end": 8777.1, "text": " Could you check my license plate and let me in?"}, {"start": 8777.1, "end": 8779.1, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 8779.1, "end": 8783.02, "text": " This is the van that was dirty earlier."}, {"start": 8783.02, "end": 8786.78, "text": " Your license plate is still, is this name serious?"}, {"start": 8787.82, "end": 8789.220000000001, "text": " Ride style with the five."}, {"start": 8794.94, "end": 8797.54, "text": " Dude, I still can't read your license plate."}, {"start": 8797.54, "end": 8798.78, "text": " You can't come in here."}, {"start": 8802.1, "end": 8803.82, "text": " Can you at least tell me your license plate numbers"}, {"start": 8803.82, "end": 8805.86, "text": " before I can take the list?"}, {"start": 8805.86, "end": 8806.78, "text": " I can't remember it."}, {"start": 8806.78, "end": 8808.5, "text": " My memory is what it used to be."}, {"start": 8809.1, "end": 8811.1, "text": " And I can't let you in."}, {"start": 8811.1, "end": 8811.6, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 8815.800000000001, "end": 8818.9, "text": " Is this dude for real?"}, {"start": 8818.9, "end": 8822.7, "text": " Yo, nerdy girl with another 25 gifted again."}, {"start": 8822.7, "end": 8823.7, "text": " W-WHAT?"}, {"start": 8835.9, "end": 8838.300000000001, "text": " Get the gun, get the gun, get the gun, get the gun."}, {"start": 8838.300000000001, "end": 8840.86, "text": " What is happening? What is happening?"}, {"start": 8855.36, "end": 8856.36, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 8858.86, "end": 8860.86, "text": " What was he doing?"}, {"start": 8860.86, "end": 8865.500000000002, "text": " W nerdy girl for real with the 50 total gift that I appreciate you for real. Thank you."}, {"start": 8865.5, "end": 8873.34, "text": " was he trying to run me over get his license plate we can't because it's"}, {"start": 8873.34, "end": 8875.58, "text": " dirty"}, {"start": 8876.26, "end": 8879.42, "text": " gg"}, {"start": 8882.86, "end": 8886.7, "text": " the first ticket was him but the thing is we can't even read his why is that"}, {"start": 8886.7, "end": 8892.62, "text": " camera going so fast on the tone is that supposed to be doing that I'm"}, {"start": 8892.62, "end": 8893.900000000001, "text": " I'm guessing it is."}, {"start": 8899.7, "end": 8902.34, "text": " Do I see somebody laying by that car over there?"}, {"start": 8906.820000000002, "end": 8908.820000000002, "text": " Okay, no, it's just a bad camera quality."}, {"start": 8910.460000000001, "end": 8914.060000000001, "text": " Chad, I'm, something is not right."}, {"start": 8920.220000000001, "end": 8921.980000000001, "text": " Yo, Mars with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 8922.62, "end": 8929.62, "text": " Yes, you take your license plate. Do they pay you to talk? I swear I can't stand up."}, {"start": 8933.62, "end": 8949.62, "text": " Okay, Chad, look. That ticket is the one here. So, unfortunately, I have to let them through even though they were rude. It is what it is."}, {"start": 8952.62, "end": 8955.62, "text": " You're good to go, unfortunately."}, {"start": 8966.62, "end": 8974.62, "text": " Hey, there's been a couple creepy things happen, but the good news is, nothing absolutely like terribles happened."}, {"start": 8974.62, "end": 8977.62, "text": " Let me check camps. Smoke you with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 8982.62, "end": 8999.300000000001, "text": " Okay. Walking in like normal. We should be good. Yo, Brunner with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 8999.300000000001, "end": 9004.820000000002, "text": " Yo, nerdy girl with another 25 gifted again. W nerdy girl with another 25 gifted again."}, {"start": 9004.820000000002, "end": 9010.42, "text": " Lord have mercy. W nerdy girl for real with the 25 again. I appreciate you. Thank"}, {"start": 9010.42, "end": 9011.42, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9011.42, "end": 9016.82, "text": " Another ticket bar that scares me every time."}, {"start": 9016.82, "end": 9021.78, "text": " Yo, if that band comes back through, we got problems."}, {"start": 9021.78, "end": 9024.62, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 9024.62, "end": 9026.62, "text": " What is this one?"}, {"start": 9026.62, "end": 9027.62, "text": " Crying."}, {"start": 9027.62, "end": 9030.58, "text": " That ain't good."}, {"start": 9030.58, "end": 9033.62, "text": " Somebody has cry on their license plate."}, {"start": 9033.62, "end": 9034.62, "text": " We gonna be crying."}, {"start": 9034.62, "end": 9037.62, "text": " Oh, there's been a radio here."}, {"start": 9037.62, "end": 9039.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9067.62, "end": 9073.62, "text": " Yeah, hey, uh, working at the secure."}, {"start": 9073.62, "end": 9077.42, "text": " I can't wrap on that beat sir."}, {"start": 9077.42, "end": 9082.220000000001, "text": " You gotta stop sneaking up on me."}, {"start": 9082.220000000001, "end": 9084.02, "text": " You again."}, {"start": 9084.02, "end": 9085.94, "text": " It's a bad night to be alone down here."}, {"start": 9085.94, "end": 9091.980000000001, "text": " Hey, I'm about to pull out the blinking."}, {"start": 9091.980000000001, "end": 9094.18, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 9094.18, "end": 9095.78, "text": " You should go home son."}, {"start": 9095.78, "end": 9102.140000000001, "text": " off don't call me son you do not know me. Okay you better calm down with that."}, {"start": 9102.140000000001, "end": 9106.74, "text": " A few dollars ain't worth it. You know how much they pay me. I make they pay me"}, {"start": 9106.74, "end": 9111.140000000001, "text": " five hundred million dollars a year to run this booth buddy. A few dollars ain't"}, {"start": 9111.140000000001, "end": 9115.74, "text": " worth it. I have you know I could buy this whole establishment right now. I"}, {"start": 9115.74, "end": 9119.220000000001, "text": " just choose to show up to work every day so I'm gonna have something to do. What"}, {"start": 9119.220000000001, "end": 9122.6, "text": " you talking about? A few dollars ain't worth it. Do you mean they pay me"}, {"start": 9122.6, "end": 9124.720000000001, "text": " 500 million a year run this place."}, {"start": 9125.92, "end": 9128.06, "text": " Done lost your mind a few dollars."}, {"start": 9130.880000000001, "end": 9132.6, "text": " Central with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 9134.92, "end": 9137.32, "text": " So what y'all saying? Can't be on my side."}, {"start": 9139.720000000001, "end": 9142.36, "text": " By the way, where did I leave my parent, sir?"}, {"start": 9143.6, "end": 9147.56, "text": " You are starting to to disrespect my public"}, {"start": 9147.56, "end": 9172.119999999999, "text": " That's three."}, {"start": 9172.119999999999, "end": 9172.88, "text": " That's only three."}, {"start": 9177.56, "end": 9180.08, "text": " By the way, sir, you're starting to really disrespect me."}, {"start": 9180.08, "end": 9181.6, "text": " Where's your parrot, bro?"}, {"start": 9181.6, "end": 9183.359999999999, "text": " I'm a grown man."}, {"start": 9183.359999999999, "end": 9184.48, "text": " Get out my face."}, {"start": 9188.199999999999, "end": 9189.56, "text": " The phone, can't you hear it?"}, {"start": 9189.56, "end": 9190.4, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9195.4, "end": 9197.8, "text": " Stay there, don't you do nothing crazy."}, {"start": 9199.96, "end": 9201.16, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9201.16, "end": 9202.92, "text": " Logan, my favorite employee."}, {"start": 9204.359999999999, "end": 9205.84, "text": " Are you happy to hear my voice?"}, {"start": 9205.84, "end": 9207.0, "text": " No, I'm not."}, {"start": 9207.0, "end": 9209.72, "text": " Because every time you call, you make me do some extra work."}, {"start": 9212.68, "end": 9214.96, "text": " I got a new job for you."}, {"start": 9214.96, "end": 9215.68, "text": " Who would it be?"}, {"start": 9218.4, "end": 9221.04, "text": " What is it this time?"}, {"start": 9221.04, "end": 9222.8, "text": " Another one of those idiot customers"}, {"start": 9222.8, "end": 9224.4, "text": " lost his wife's purse somewhere."}, {"start": 9224.4, "end": 9226.04, "text": " Can you find it?"}, {"start": 9226.04, "end": 9228.4, "text": " And what am I supposed to do if I find it?"}, {"start": 9228.4, "end": 9233.96, "text": " Leave it on your desk in case that, oh, wow, that's rude."}, {"start": 9233.96, "end": 9235.68, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9235.68, "end": 9237.1, "text": " He's not gonna be behind me now."}, {"start": 9237.1, "end": 9239.300000000001, "text": " Yep, that dude is weird."}, {"start": 9239.300000000001, "end": 9240.14, "text": " Anyway."}, {"start": 9253.48, "end": 9254.74, "text": " Wait for the beat to kick in."}, {"start": 9258.58, "end": 9259.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9262.460000000001, "end": 9263.76, "text": " Oh, that's a different one."}, {"start": 9265.68, "end": 9269.98, "text": " Uh, and hold on, there's going to be a beat on this one."}, {"start": 9269.98, "end": 9276.6, "text": " Look, yeah, uh, this is a little too slow."}, {"start": 9276.6, "end": 9278.1, "text": " All right, let's go find this person."}, {"start": 9278.1, "end": 9279.4, "text": " Let's see if there's another beat."}, {"start": 9287.4, "end": 9288.4, "text": " Oh, hold up now!"}, {"start": 9288.4, "end": 9289.300000000001, "text": " Let it talk!"}, {"start": 9294.300000000001, "end": 9295.300000000001, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 9295.300000000001, "end": 9308.62, "text": " Okay, then it's not consistent enough."}, {"start": 9308.62, "end": 9310.140000000001, "text": " It's still too fast to wrap on."}, {"start": 9310.140000000001, "end": 9313.02, "text": " All right, let's go find this purse."}, {"start": 9313.02, "end": 9322.140000000001, "text": " I should be taking my sweet time, though."}, {"start": 9322.140000000001, "end": 9323.62, "text": " Got a loop for somebody to purse."}, {"start": 9323.62, "end": 9326.7, "text": " Man, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 9326.7, "end": 9334.34, "text": " That is the craziest parking job I have ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 9334.34, "end": 9334.84, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 9340.86, "end": 9344.060000000001, "text": " Bro look like he parked on like a showroom floor or something."}, {"start": 9347.7, "end": 9348.900000000001, "text": " Well, there ain't no person here."}, {"start": 9348.900000000001, "end": 9350.1, "text": " I would have seen it by now."}, {"start": 9350.1, "end": 9350.7, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 9353.62, "end": 9359.460000000001, "text": " got it. Again, do all this extra work that's not my job, and I'm not getting paid for it."}, {"start": 9363.140000000001, "end": 9364.820000000002, "text": " There we go. Anyway."}, {"start": 9375.62, "end": 9377.54, "text": " Who's like some church is fired to it?"}, {"start": 9377.54, "end": 9379.54, "text": " And"}, {"start": 9392.400000000001, "end": 9394.400000000001, "text": " Let the be kicking over"}, {"start": 9407.54, "end": 9409.54, "text": " Yeah, hold up."}, {"start": 9409.54, "end": 9411.54, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 9411.54, "end": 9413.54, "text": " Working at the garbage."}, {"start": 9413.54, "end": 9415.54, "text": " I got to take a doo-doo."}, {"start": 9415.54, "end": 9417.54, "text": " Somebody car-hawking."}, {"start": 9417.54, "end": 9419.54, "text": " Got to go do somebody quit."}, {"start": 9419.54, "end": 9421.54, "text": " I need the Blinky."}, {"start": 9421.54, "end": 9423.54, "text": " Somebody come with me."}, {"start": 9423.54, "end": 9425.54, "text": " I'm scared to death."}, {"start": 9425.54, "end": 9427.54, "text": " I'm doing some... I'm not doing no drugs."}, {"start": 9433.54, "end": 9435.54, "text": " And now let's go."}, {"start": 9437.54, "end": 9455.580000000002, "text": " There was a humongous individual in the doorway to the elevator."}, {"start": 9455.580000000002, "end": 9457.42, "text": " Were you going to say I'm doing some math?"}, {"start": 9457.42, "end": 9458.42, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9458.42, "end": 9459.42, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 9459.42, "end": 9460.42, "text": " Why don't I do that?"}, {"start": 9460.42, "end": 9465.140000000001, "text": " Wait, they have a top hat on."}, {"start": 9465.14, "end": 9468.22, "text": " That was the same person that was peeking around this corner earlier."}, {"start": 9468.22, "end": 9469.22, "text": " You look here."}, {"start": 9469.22, "end": 9477.66, "text": " Bro thinks he's Mr. X from Resident Evil 2."}, {"start": 9477.66, "end": 9479.38, "text": " Bro, you are not him."}, {"start": 9479.38, "end": 9481.82, "text": " I promise you."}, {"start": 9481.82, "end": 9484.019999999999, "text": " Walk around the trashcote with a top hat on."}, {"start": 9484.019999999999, "end": 9489.98, "text": " You are not the tyrant, buddy."}, {"start": 9489.98, "end": 9492.98, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9492.98, "end": 9493.98, "text": " Did you find the purse?"}, {"start": 9493.98, "end": 9505.42, "text": " boss look here I'm sick and tired of you calling me but yeah I got it good the"}, {"start": 9505.42, "end": 9517.46, "text": " guy who called earlier almost lost my life Lorena with the team thank you"}, {"start": 9517.460000000001, "end": 9524.460000000001, "text": " Oh, that's nasty."}, {"start": 9524.460000000001, "end": 9529.54, "text": " Mixing that drink with them cough drops, that's nasty."}, {"start": 9529.54, "end": 9533.220000000001, "text": " The guy who called earlier is paranoid and wants to keep that every one's sight."}, {"start": 9533.220000000001, "end": 9534.220000000001, "text": " What's in that purse?"}, {"start": 9534.220000000001, "end": 9535.220000000001, "text": " Where are you trying?"}, {"start": 9535.220000000001, "end": 9542.220000000001, "text": " Leave the purse in the maintenance area."}, {"start": 9542.22, "end": 9555.42, "text": " Stop choking stop doing cough drops. Why are you calling it doing cough drops like I'm doing bro?"}, {"start": 9555.42, "end": 9562.779999999999, "text": " What doing stop doing cough drops? You want like I'm over here doing like bro what?"}, {"start": 9569.019999999999, "end": 9569.66, "text": " Well leave it here."}, {"start": 9572.22, "end": 9574.22, "text": " Maybe I'll leave you on that other side."}, {"start": 9575.22, "end": 9578.22, "text": " Yo, I'm kind of curious what's in here. I'll low key want to see what's in here."}, {"start": 9582.22, "end": 9584.22, "text": " Yo, can we not look in there?"}, {"start": 9596.22, "end": 9598.22, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 9598.22, "end": 9600.22, "text": " Yo, that sounded like the automatic..."}, {"start": 9602.22, "end": 9626.3, "text": " What's the van doing here?"}, {"start": 9626.300000000001, "end": 9631.300000000001, "text": " It burnt rubber when it pulled up, too."}, {"start": 9631.300000000001, "end": 9633.300000000001, "text": " It let itself in."}, {"start": 9633.300000000001, "end": 9636.980000000001, "text": " You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 9636.980000000001, "end": 9641.78, "text": " Wait, the door is closed."}, {"start": 9641.78, "end": 9642.78, "text": " My gun's gone."}, {"start": 9649.140000000001, "end": 9651.220000000001, "text": " Here's what we do."}, {"start": 9651.220000000001, "end": 9652.7, "text": " We leave."}, {"start": 9652.7, "end": 9655.7, "text": " We leave and act like we never showed up to work today."}, {"start": 9663.7, "end": 9664.7, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9666.7, "end": 9670.7, "text": " Hey Logan, an angry customer just called and says the parking garage exit is closed."}, {"start": 9670.7, "end": 9671.7, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 9679.7, "end": 9681.7, "text": " I don't know what happened."}, {"start": 9681.7, "end": 9684.58, "text": " I think somebody snuck in and stole my gun, boss,"}, {"start": 9684.58, "end": 9688.54, "text": " because my gun is missing off my desk."}, {"start": 9688.54, "end": 9690.78, "text": " Could there be a problem with the mechanism?"}, {"start": 9690.78, "end": 9691.58, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 9691.58, "end": 9694.02, "text": " I'm pretty sure someone did this."}, {"start": 9694.02, "end": 9695.18, "text": " They're calling again."}, {"start": 9695.18, "end": 9696.900000000001, "text": " Fix it."}, {"start": 9696.900000000001, "end": 9699.220000000001, "text": " We have bigger problems, boss."}, {"start": 9699.22, "end": 9706.22, "text": " The keys are missing, too."}, {"start": 9729.22, "end": 9735.179999999998, "text": " got a baby in there? Where's the driver supposed to be? The baby could be in danger. I have"}, {"start": 9735.179999999998, "end": 9751.06, "text": " to do something. I need to force the doors open. I saw a crowbar. Bruh. You've got to"}, {"start": 9751.06, "end": 9754.9, "text": " be kidding me. This can double as a weapon."}, {"start": 9761.699999999999, "end": 9763.26, "text": " This is a trap, by the way."}, {"start": 9772.3, "end": 9776.619999999999, "text": " Is that a doll? I got a bad feeling there's blood everywhere."}, {"start": 9781.06, "end": 9792.06, "text": " G.G."}, {"start": 9792.06, "end": 9794.06, "text": " The fuse box is c-"}, {"start": 9801.06, "end": 9803.06, "text": " Oh, it's over."}, {"start": 9811.06, "end": 9815.06, "text": " I just saw something move at the end of the hole."}, {"start": 9820.06, "end": 9824.06, "text": " Chat it so over. It is so over."}, {"start": 9827.06, "end": 9830.06, "text": " Bro, the doll's missing."}, {"start": 9830.06, "end": 9843.74, "text": " And remember, we don't even have the gun anymore."}, {"start": 9843.74, "end": 9856.9, "text": " That's a doll, by the way."}, {"start": 9856.9, "end": 9863.9, "text": " I hear footsteps."}, {"start": 9863.9, "end": 9868.9, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 9868.9, "end": 9876.9, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 9876.9, "end": 9890.42, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 9890.42, "end": 9905.5, "text": " Survival instincts of a cough drop."}, {"start": 9905.5, "end": 9908.0, "text": " If Rocky was here, he would have saved us, true."}, {"start": 9911.9, "end": 9913.26, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 9915.36, "end": 9917.84, "text": " To be continued, game of the year, though."}, {"start": 9917.84, "end": 9922.84, "text": " That's actually what I did like that right there."}, {"start": 9927.6, "end": 9928.44, "text": " That was good."}, {"start": 9928.44, "end": 9929.48, "text": " I messed with that heavy."}, {"start": 9929.48, "end": 9931.36, "text": " Say it with me, Chad."}, {"start": 9931.36, "end": 9941.640000000001, "text": " Hey, hey, hey, say it with me, buddy, game of the year."}, {"start": 9941.640000000001, "end": 9946.28, "text": " Cliffhanger is crazy, though."}, {"start": 9946.28, "end": 9949.04, "text": " Hey, a cliffhanger is crazy, though."}, {"start": 9949.04, "end": 9956.68, "text": " But either way, either way, Chad, that right there"}, {"start": 9956.68, "end": 9958.880000000001, "text": " is what we like to call game of the year, buddy."}, {"start": 9961.36, "end": 9971.16, "text": " That is what we like to call a game of the year."}, {"start": 9971.16, "end": 9972.16, "text": " Another spooky one."}, {"start": 9972.16, "end": 9977.28, "text": " I'll know if I have one that's short enough to leave us time for a spooky scene."}, {"start": 9977.28, "end": 9980.480000000001, "text": " Tonight today's going to be a crazy episode of Stanky Shores by the way."}, {"start": 9980.480000000001, "end": 9983.2, "text": " Chad who was here for yesterday's episode of Stanky Shores bro."}, {"start": 9983.2, "end": 9988.12, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 9988.12, "end": 9990.84, "text": " If y'all wasn't here on yesterday's episode,"}, {"start": 9994.660000000002, "end": 9999.560000000001, "text": " we hit three stars in Stanky Shores,"}, {"start": 9999.560000000001, "end": 10003.5, "text": " and we unlocked like some crazy stuff,"}, {"start": 10004.6, "end": 10007.640000000001, "text": " like insanity."}, {"start": 10009.86, "end": 10010.92, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 10013.36, "end": 10015.44, "text": " Absolutely crazy."}, {"start": 10018.12, "end": 10027.400000000001, "text": " Fire Rachel. Oh, yeah, we get on stanky shores. We're also running a pole on with we if we're"}, {"start": 10027.400000000001, "end": 10034.84, "text": " going to fire Rachel a lot. If you weren't here yesterday, Rachel punched me in the face and"}, {"start": 10034.84, "end": 10042.2, "text": " kicked me at work because I accidentally bumped into her when I was trying to like help somebody."}, {"start": 10042.2, "end": 10053.2, "text": " And so today, Cap, what you mean, Cap, that happened."}, {"start": 10053.2, "end": 10068.2, "text": " One more spooky and then it's Stanky Shore's time."}, {"start": 10069.2, "end": 10071.94, "text": " Not gonna be along of course give us some stinky showers"}, {"start": 10080.12, "end": 10082.740000000002, "text": " Yo sidecar with the five bank yeah"}, {"start": 10088.92, "end": 10091.560000000001, "text": " Yo chat look how small the font is here"}, {"start": 10091.56, "end": 10098.56, "text": " Look how small that font is."}, {"start": 10098.56, "end": 10103.56, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 10103.56, "end": 10105.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10105.56, "end": 10116.56, "text": " Okay, uh, name of this game is Don't Look at the Man."}, {"start": 10116.56, "end": 10118.859999999999, "text": " I'm assuming 317 AM."}, {"start": 10118.859999999999, "end": 10121.38, "text": " Oh, G.G."}, {"start": 10123.019999999999, "end": 10125.76, "text": " You're asleep, something woke you."}, {"start": 10125.76, "end": 10126.6, "text": " Wait, is my..."}, {"start": 10129.32, "end": 10130.32, "text": " Oh, okay, here I am."}, {"start": 10133.56, "end": 10134.4, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10134.4, "end": 10135.24, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10135.24, "end": 10152.24, "text": " That's some wardrobe!"}, {"start": 10152.24, "end": 10155.24, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 10155.24, "end": 10162.24, "text": " Turn that mouse its a divity now."}, {"start": 10162.24, "end": 10163.24, "text": " What's that noise?"}, {"start": 10163.24, "end": 10175.119999999999, "text": " Chad, remember the name of the game is don't look at the man, so if we see the man, don't"}, {"start": 10175.119999999999, "end": 10180.119999999999, "text": " look at him."}, {"start": 10180.119999999999, "end": 10184.119999999999, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 10184.12, "end": 10186.12, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 10192.12, "end": 10194.12, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 10214.12, "end": 10226.12, "text": " Why is it raining in reverse?"}, {"start": 10226.12, "end": 10232.12, "text": " WHAT IS GOING ON?"}, {"start": 10232.12, "end": 10234.12, "text": " UN-NOW."}, {"start": 10234.12, "end": 10238.12, "text": " Don't look at him."}, {"start": 10238.12, "end": 10240.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10240.12, "end": 10247.12, "text": " I don't even see nobody."}, {"start": 10247.12, "end": 10258.12, "text": " He's outside, cat."}, {"start": 10258.12, "end": 10264.12, "text": " My light just went off."}, {"start": 10264.12, "end": 10268.12, "text": " Who's outside?"}, {"start": 10268.12, "end": 10269.12, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10279.12, "end": 10280.12, "text": " He was there!"}, {"start": 10282.12, "end": 10283.12, "text": " You looked."}, {"start": 10291.12, "end": 10293.12, "text": " Bro, this phone is so loud."}, {"start": 10293.12, "end": 10294.12, "text": " I asked you not to."}, {"start": 10298.12, "end": 10305.12, "text": " He's in the building, cat."}, {"start": 10313.12, "end": 10317.12, "text": " That's me right there."}, {"start": 10317.12, "end": 10324.12, "text": " Do not open the door."}, {"start": 10328.12, "end": 10354.12, "text": " This is who I'm supposed to be scared of."}, {"start": 10354.12, "end": 10364.36, "text": " Hey, this is who I'm supposed to be scared of, Chad."}, {"start": 10364.36, "end": 10367.720000000001, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 10367.720000000001, "end": 10369.720000000001, "text": " Right now."}, {"start": 10369.72, "end": 10372.5, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 10372.5, "end": 10373.519999999999, "text": " Quick to play what?"}, {"start": 10376.92, "end": 10378.92, "text": " Well."}, {"start": 10378.92, "end": 10381.939999999999, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 10388.92, "end": 10392.06, "text": " Man, what's this dude going to?"}, {"start": 10392.06, "end": 10392.98, "text": " You dropped something."}, {"start": 10396.679999999998, "end": 10397.98, "text": " It's your wallet."}, {"start": 10397.98, "end": 10399.48, "text": " Oh, thank you."}, {"start": 10399.72, "end": 10403.3, "text": " It's a nice wallet."}, {"start": 10403.3, "end": 10404.8, "text": " Thanks!"}, {"start": 10404.8, "end": 10419.119999999999, "text": " Can you slide it under the door?"}, {"start": 10419.119999999999, "end": 10420.72, "text": " He's not using the stairs."}, {"start": 10420.72, "end": 10429.16, "text": " I didn't think we had stairs."}, {"start": 10429.16, "end": 10439.28, "text": " seems nice though nice place"}, {"start": 10442.28, "end": 10452.16, "text": " still a nice place thanks pal still a nice place okay"}, {"start": 10452.16, "end": 10463.68, "text": " He's chilling!"}, {"start": 10463.68, "end": 10464.68, "text": " He's inside."}, {"start": 10464.68, "end": 10466.84, "text": " Buddy, you can stop texting me this."}, {"start": 10466.84, "end": 10469.72, "text": " Me and him are friends now, Si."}, {"start": 10469.72, "end": 10472.64, "text": " You're doing all this kicks and trying to scare me, bro, we're cool."}, {"start": 10472.64, "end": 10473.64, "text": " He's my friend."}, {"start": 10473.64, "end": 10474.64, "text": " Look, we're playing hide-and-seek."}, {"start": 10474.64, "end": 10475.64, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 10475.64, "end": 10476.64, "text": " Big doll."}, {"start": 10476.64, "end": 10477.64, "text": " What you doing in here?"}, {"start": 10477.64, "end": 10479.64, "text": " You really shouldn't keep looking at me."}, {"start": 10479.64, "end": 10480.64, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 10480.64, "end": 10494.68, "text": " at me why it's rude no it's not you're in my house you broke in he'll break in my"}, {"start": 10494.68, "end": 10497.84, "text": " house and say it's rude that I keep looking at him big dog you broke in my"}, {"start": 10497.84, "end": 10518.78, "text": " house you keep looking you know whoever's texting me is mad right now hey why do"}, {"start": 10518.78, "end": 10525.6, "text": " you keep looking because he's not scaring sir he's just a guy"}, {"start": 10527.84, "end": 10534.84, "text": " Okay, y'all think he's pretty chill, I think he's chill."}, {"start": 10540.4, "end": 10545.28, "text": " Came at a year, take the closet. He can't fit in there."}, {"start": 10545.28, "end": 10552.28, "text": " I hear something knocking. You live on the top floor."}, {"start": 10552.28, "end": 10564.28, "text": " Can you stop scaring at me?"}, {"start": 10564.28, "end": 10567.28, "text": " I don't even see you!"}, {"start": 10567.28, "end": 10568.28, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10568.28, "end": 10569.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10569.28, "end": 10570.28, "text": " Can you-"}, {"start": 10570.28, "end": 10572.28, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 10572.28, "end": 10573.28, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10573.28, "end": 10575.28, "text": " Can you hear me?"}, {"start": 10575.28, "end": 10591.400000000001, "text": " He's behind you, sorry, wrong person."}, {"start": 10591.400000000001, "end": 10601.28, "text": " Yo, you gonna have to try this on somebody else, big dog, because me and him are chill."}, {"start": 10601.28, "end": 10603.28, "text": " It came in a year, dude."}, {"start": 10612.28, "end": 10617.28, "text": " Is that your living room? I don't... I don't know... Oh, yeah, that's me!"}, {"start": 10623.28, "end": 10625.28, "text": " Where the camera at?"}, {"start": 10631.28, "end": 10653.12, "text": " Was it lagging?"}, {"start": 10653.12, "end": 10654.12, "text": " Very funny y'all."}, {"start": 10654.12, "end": 10655.12, "text": " Can y'all go somewhere?"}, {"start": 10655.12, "end": 10656.12, "text": " This ain't working on me."}, {"start": 10656.12, "end": 10657.740000000002, "text": " This, this ain't working on me."}, {"start": 10660.58, "end": 10662.04, "text": " That is not your hallway."}, {"start": 10662.04, "end": 10663.740000000002, "text": " That channel does not exist."}, {"start": 10678.04, "end": 10678.880000000001, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 10682.26, "end": 10685.560000000001, "text": " Shlaw, what's going on right now?"}, {"start": 10686.12, "end": 10708.58, "text": " I hear something."}, {"start": 10708.58, "end": 10709.58, "text": " It's cold."}, {"start": 10725.86, "end": 10728.86, "text": " Who wants you in my fridge, man?"}, {"start": 10738.58, "end": 10740.58, "text": " Bro, why are you in my fridge?"}, {"start": 10746.08, "end": 10748.58, "text": " Bro, goofy, I kind of messed with him though."}, {"start": 10754.34, "end": 10759.22, "text": " Check the fridge, buddy, I already did. Never mind too..."}, {"start": 10759.22, "end": 10768.98, "text": " You whatever coordinated this prank y'all need to get go back to the drawboard not gonna lie y'all did not cook"}, {"start": 10772.06, "end": 10774.06, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 10778.24, "end": 10782.98, "text": " By the way, there's no way we live on the top floor because I see a road in a side"}, {"start": 10782.98, "end": 10804.98, "text": " Yo, these dudes are stupid!"}, {"start": 10804.98, "end": 10805.98, "text": " Don't trust him."}, {"start": 10805.98, "end": 10806.98, "text": " I trust him fully."}, {"start": 10806.98, "end": 10807.98, "text": " Don't you all?"}, {"start": 10807.98, "end": 10809.98, "text": " I fully trust him, Chad."}, {"start": 10809.98, "end": 10810.98, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 10815.98, "end": 10817.98, "text": " I fully trust him."}, {"start": 10826.98, "end": 10827.98, "text": " Where's he at?"}, {"start": 10828.98, "end": 10831.98, "text": " He is not the one you should be afraid of."}, {"start": 10831.98, "end": 10835.98, "text": " Oh, they're trying to backtrack now, chat."}, {"start": 10835.98, "end": 10836.98, "text": " They're trying to be like,"}, {"start": 10836.98, "end": 10842.66, "text": " to be like oh actually he's not the one you should be afraid of and they're trying to backtrack because"}, {"start": 10842.66, "end": 10846.98, "text": " they're they're prank flopped bro get out of here"}, {"start": 10860.42, "end": 10864.5, "text": " whatever happens don't open the bedroom door"}, {"start": 10866.98, "end": 10870.98, "text": " Nothing happened buddy!"}, {"start": 10885.98, "end": 10888.98, "text": " The rain has stopped."}, {"start": 10890.98, "end": 10894.98, "text": " So where is that static noise coming from?"}, {"start": 10894.98, "end": 10896.98, "text": " Whatever you do"}, {"start": 10899.4, "end": 10901.539999999999, "text": " Don't open that door which door"}, {"start": 10905.6, "end": 10907.6, "text": " What door"}, {"start": 10912.1, "end": 10916.619999999999, "text": " You don't want me to open it big dog it's not me"}, {"start": 10919.06, "end": 10921.06, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 10924.98, "end": 10935.779999999999, "text": " Don't look at him bro give it up. I I not only have I looked at him I have had a full-on conversation"}, {"start": 10935.779999999999, "end": 10937.779999999999, "text": " I told you I didn't open the door"}, {"start": 10945.779999999999, "end": 10947.779999999999, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10954.98, "end": 10961.98, "text": " and"}, {"start": 10961.98, "end": 10964.98, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 10964.98, "end": 10967.98, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 10967.98, "end": 10972.98, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 10972.98, "end": 10978.98, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 10978.98, "end": 10983.98, "text": " Say it with me, Chad!"}, {"start": 10983.98, "end": 10987.98, "text": " Say it with me!"}, {"start": 10987.98, "end": 10991.98, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 10991.98, "end": 10994.98, "text": " Ain't no doubt about it."}, {"start": 10994.98, "end": 10999.98, "text": " Actual slop."}, {"start": 10999.98, "end": 11001.98, "text": " Hey, you better watch your mouth."}, {"start": 11001.98, "end": 11009.26, "text": " You better watch your mouth."}, {"start": 11009.26, "end": 11011.5, "text": " That was not sloppy."}, {"start": 11011.5, "end": 11012.58, "text": " That was game of the year."}, {"start": 11012.58, "end": 11016.18, "text": " You better put some respect on that game."}, {"start": 11016.18, "end": 11019.539999999999, "text": " Everyone in here's life just improved tenfold because of that game."}, {"start": 11019.539999999999, "end": 11021.939999999999, "text": " Type one if you agree."}, {"start": 11021.939999999999, "end": 11024.539999999999, "text": " Already know you agree."}, {"start": 11024.539999999999, "end": 11027.699999999999, "text": " Now you know what time it is, Chad."}, {"start": 11027.699999999999, "end": 11030.539999999999, "text": " Stanky shores time."}, {"start": 11030.54, "end": 11036.7, "text": " This is probably going to be the craziest episode yet as far as upgrades because we just hit"}, {"start": 11036.7, "end": 11042.02, "text": " three stars last night and we're going to put all new slides in, all kinds of stuff."}, {"start": 11042.02, "end": 11045.660000000002, "text": " We're pretty much going to be doing a remodel at the Stanky Shores today."}, {"start": 11045.660000000002, "end": 11047.62, "text": " So you better buckle in, buddy."}, {"start": 11047.62, "end": 11054.78, "text": " The Stanky Shores is about to be unrecognizable because it is now a three-star establishment."}, {"start": 11054.78, "end": 11055.78, "text": " Everybody lock in."}, {"start": 11055.78, "end": 11059.78, "text": " It is time to make some money, Benny!"}, {"start": 11059.78, "end": 11062.78, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 11064.78, "end": 11066.78, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11265.78, "end": 11267.78, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 11273.78, "end": 11275.78, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 11295.78, "end": 11308.02, "text": " Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 11308.02, "end": 11310.140000000001, "text": " Do you got some Stanky drawers?"}, {"start": 11310.140000000001, "end": 11311.26, "text": " Let me get a spill."}, {"start": 11311.26, "end": 11311.76, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11320.820000000002, "end": 11324.900000000001, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, the Stanky Shores"}, {"start": 11324.9, "end": 11330.22, "text": " officially yo travel with the twenty gifted w travel with the twenty gifted"}, {"start": 11330.22, "end": 11339.699999999999, "text": " w daft w travel with the twenty gifted who get the two hundred yo e-thora with"}, {"start": 11339.699999999999, "end": 11349.779999999999, "text": " the two hundred gifted oh my goodness w e-thora with the two hundred gifted"}, {"start": 11349.78, "end": 11358.02, "text": " Lord have mercy. I appreciate that e dora with the 200. That is insane."}, {"start": 11358.02, "end": 11362.460000000001, "text": " W e dora for real. That is why I hope I'm saying that name right. W e"}, {"start": 11362.460000000001, "end": 11367.980000000001, "text": " though e dora. W e dora with the 200. That's absolutely insane. I appreciate"}, {"start": 11367.980000000001, "end": 11377.5, "text": " that. Thank you. That is crazy. Now, ladies and gentlemen, if you were not"}, {"start": 11377.5, "end": 11384.78, "text": " here last episode, look at the screen. Look at the screen right now. Look at the screen now."}, {"start": 11390.22, "end": 11400.62, "text": " If you were not here last episode, Stanky Shores is officially"}, {"start": 11400.62, "end": 11410.86, "text": " Three star establishment, round of applause please, thank you."}, {"start": 11410.86, "end": 11423.26, "text": " I said clap now."}, {"start": 11423.26, "end": 11430.18, "text": " So that means two things."}, {"start": 11430.18, "end": 11434.18, "text": " It means that we have fired, not fired, speaking of fired."}, {"start": 11460.18, "end": 11467.18, "text": " I don't know why I'm here."}, {"start": 11467.18, "end": 11480.18, "text": " Wow, y'all want to fire Rachel, huh?"}, {"start": 11480.18, "end": 11484.18, "text": " Why would we?"}, {"start": 11484.18, "end": 11487.18, "text": " Because she pushed me yesterday."}, {"start": 11487.18, "end": 11512.1, "text": " I'll give her one more day just to see if she makes up for it, all right?"}, {"start": 11512.1, "end": 11516.62, "text": " If not, she's getting fired."}, {"start": 11516.62, "end": 11518.94, "text": " I'll give her one more day."}, {"start": 11518.94, "end": 11522.740000000002, "text": " It doesn't feel that y'all want her fired."}, {"start": 11522.740000000002, "end": 11524.060000000001, "text": " But I'll give her one more day."}, {"start": 11524.060000000001, "end": 11526.220000000001, "text": " OK, look here."}, {"start": 11526.220000000001, "end": 11528.78, "text": " We hit three-star establishment yesterday"}, {"start": 11528.78, "end": 11532.26, "text": " on the Stanky Shores, which means two things"}, {"start": 11532.26, "end": 11533.94, "text": " at the same time."}, {"start": 11533.94, "end": 11536.86, "text": " One, we got a whole lot of new stuff."}, {"start": 11536.86, "end": 11541.26, "text": " And also, we are doing pretty much a full remodel"}, {"start": 11541.26, "end": 11542.1, "text": " in this episode."}, {"start": 11542.1, "end": 11542.900000000001, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 11542.9, "end": 11549.26, "text": " We have to clear a lot of stuff out."}, {"start": 11549.26, "end": 11553.18, "text": " I mean a lot of stuff."}, {"start": 11553.18, "end": 11555.3, "text": " Let's get the sludge hammer."}, {"start": 11555.3, "end": 11556.3, "text": " Let's lock in."}, {"start": 11556.3, "end": 11557.3, "text": " We're not deleting this though."}, {"start": 11557.3, "end": 11561.3, "text": " We're keeping this here."}, {"start": 11561.3, "end": 11565.18, "text": " We're going to knock out all the stuff in this area and we're going to put in all"}, {"start": 11565.18, "end": 11572.74, "text": " new stuff here."}, {"start": 11572.74, "end": 11576.619999999999, "text": " these stinky shores is about to actually be unrecognizable."}, {"start": 11576.619999999999, "end": 11577.699999999999, "text": " I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 11583.46, "end": 11584.86, "text": " Repair it before destroying."}, {"start": 11584.86, "end": 11586.5, "text": " Not going to lie, that's a lot of time."}, {"start": 11589.98, "end": 11591.9, "text": " I just saw the worst message I've ever read."}, {"start": 11594.46, "end": 11596.98, "text": " Repair that real quick."}, {"start": 11596.98, "end": 11598.46, "text": " I'm taking this out, too, because we're"}, {"start": 11598.46, "end": 11600.02, "text": " going to put something better in."}, {"start": 11602.74, "end": 11609.74, "text": " Okay, take this out."}, {"start": 11609.74, "end": 11619.22, "text": " Chad, Stanky Shores is about to be crazy looking."}, {"start": 11619.22, "end": 11620.22, "text": " Should I keep this over?"}, {"start": 11620.22, "end": 11624.1, "text": " I might keep the Quad Zone and that over there."}, {"start": 11624.1, "end": 11625.1, "text": " I might."}, {"start": 11625.1, "end": 11629.58, "text": " Or I remove these over here and move the Quad Zone over here."}, {"start": 11629.58, "end": 11633.5, "text": " We all think about that."}, {"start": 11633.5, "end": 11636.7, "text": " I say we remove these and move the quad zone over here."}, {"start": 11636.7, "end": 11639.46, "text": " The quad zone's too clean to believe."}, {"start": 11648.98, "end": 11652.1, "text": " Let's do that."}, {"start": 11652.1, "end": 11655.5, "text": " L, Rachel, chat."}, {"start": 11655.5, "end": 11658.62, "text": " L, Rachel."}, {"start": 11658.62, "end": 11659.18, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 11659.18, "end": 11662.14, "text": " So if you want here yesterday, this is the first new slide"}, {"start": 11662.14, "end": 11662.94, "text": " we put in."}, {"start": 11662.94, "end": 11664.66, "text": " Actually crazy."}, {"start": 11664.66, "end": 11665.78, "text": " Look at that thing."}, {"start": 11668.300000000001, "end": 11669.58, "text": " OK, hold on."}, {"start": 11669.58, "end": 11671.58, "text": " I'm removing this."}, {"start": 11671.58, "end": 11673.380000000001, "text": " And we're moving the quad zone over here."}, {"start": 11676.74, "end": 11677.78, "text": " Why not just expand?"}, {"start": 11677.78, "end": 11679.62, "text": " I don't think I have the means for that yet."}, {"start": 11682.300000000001, "end": 11683.34, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11683.34, "end": 11687.220000000001, "text": " Move these for now, because I'll probably keep these."}, {"start": 11689.18, "end": 11696.78, "text": " hold on all right moving the quad zone over here to where i'm standing let me move"}, {"start": 11700.06, "end": 11715.1, "text": " all right quad zone beautiful perfect"}, {"start": 11719.18, "end": 11743.7, "text": " Perfect. You pushed our first. No, I did not. You are lying. That's beautiful."}, {"start": 11743.7, "end": 11755.480000000001, "text": " That is beautiful chat. Look. Type one if you love the quad zone. Everybody loves the quad"}, {"start": 11755.480000000001, "end": 11767.7, "text": " zone. There. Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is decision, big decision making time at the"}, {"start": 11767.7, "end": 11772.42, "text": " Thank You so much right now. This is a pivotal moment in this park's history. Hold on"}, {"start": 11775.460000000001, "end": 11778.220000000001, "text": " Let's see what all we can get that's new real quick"}, {"start": 11781.78, "end": 11784.34, "text": " Okay, look here"}, {"start": 11786.060000000001, "end": 11790.94, "text": " Let's get ooh chat the sip lot. Oh my goodness we get"}, {"start": 11792.94, "end": 11794.94, "text": " Custom slides"}, {"start": 11797.7, "end": 11812.58, "text": " Wait, where's the other, uh, where's the other big boy, uh, pulls that?"}, {"start": 11812.58, "end": 11818.02, "text": " I mean slides."}, {"start": 11818.02, "end": 11821.78, "text": " Do we do zip line right now?"}, {"start": 11821.78, "end": 11827.060000000001, "text": " Wait, we could low key do park size."}, {"start": 11827.06, "end": 11830.0, "text": " That's a lot of money though."}, {"start": 11830.0, "end": 11837.16, "text": " Next to zip lines."}, {"start": 11837.16, "end": 11846.0, "text": " We do zip lines and result no that's."}, {"start": 11846.0, "end": 11850.92, "text": " We got to get the water gun upgrade and zip lines type one if you agree got to."}, {"start": 11850.92, "end": 11853.88, "text": " So we can unlock resort pools."}, {"start": 11853.880000000001, "end": 11861.960000000001, "text": " Boom boom ladies and gentlemen all we have to do now is save up five points to unlock"}, {"start": 11861.960000000001, "end": 11872.560000000001, "text": " resort slides. Now in the meantime what is this zipline right here? Now you may be thinking"}, {"start": 11872.560000000001, "end": 11879.720000000001, "text": " no that's dangerous. Hush young sprout. Hush young sprout this is not going to be dangerous"}, {"start": 11879.72, "end": 11902.76, "text": " at all. I don't know how this works. It's $3,000."}, {"start": 11902.76, "end": 11904.76, "text": " Let me see how this works."}, {"start": 11906.76, "end": 11909.76, "text": " Do I only use this or do customers use this?"}, {"start": 11912.26, "end": 11914.26, "text": " How does this work? Hold on."}, {"start": 11914.26, "end": 11920.26, "text": " I need to get some rest."}, {"start": 11920.26, "end": 11925.26, "text": " I need to get some rest."}, {"start": 11925.26, "end": 11930.26, "text": " I need to get some rest."}, {"start": 11930.26, "end": 11935.26, "text": " Game of the century!"}, {"start": 11935.26, "end": 11940.26, "text": " I need to get some rest."}, {"start": 11940.26, "end": 11946.26, "text": " Jack, can customers use this?"}, {"start": 11946.26, "end": 11950.26, "text": " Somebody said it's a flock camera."}, {"start": 11950.26, "end": 11952.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11952.26, "end": 11954.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11954.26, "end": 11972.62, "text": " Okay, y'all like this right here?"}, {"start": 11972.62, "end": 11976.62, "text": " We put it here and let's attach it to light."}, {"start": 11987.12, "end": 11988.12, "text": " Hear me out."}, {"start": 11994.62, "end": 11997.12, "text": " Just a thought, just a thought, hold on."}, {"start": 11997.12, "end": 12000.12, "text": " I'll probably do a bigger pool, wait a minute."}, {"start": 12002.62, "end": 12027.300000000001, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 12027.300000000001, "end": 12028.300000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 12028.300000000001, "end": 12029.300000000001, "text": " No clip mode."}, {"start": 12029.300000000001, "end": 12036.300000000001, "text": " How do I get out of no clip mode?"}, {"start": 12036.300000000001, "end": 12045.900000000001, "text": " Oh, that's not gonna work."}, {"start": 12045.900000000001, "end": 12047.900000000001, "text": " Wait I have an idea."}, {"start": 12047.900000000001, "end": 12055.300000000001, "text": " Shut up I have a crazy idea I'm dead serious wait a minute."}, {"start": 12055.300000000001, "end": 12072.26, "text": " Hold on. Let me think. Type one if you're letting me think right now. Look at this. I'm about"}, {"start": 12072.26, "end": 12080.78, "text": " to do something insane. I'm serious. It's going to be a cross-country zipline to get"}, {"start": 12080.78, "end": 12097.78, "text": " to this slide which will transport you to this pool. Actually, no, forget that pool."}, {"start": 12097.78, "end": 12112.94, "text": " Look, cross country slide."}, {"start": 12112.94, "end": 12114.820000000002, "text": " Type one if you see the vision."}, {"start": 12114.820000000002, "end": 12120.460000000001, "text": " Type one if you see the vision."}, {"start": 12120.460000000001, "end": 12121.800000000001, "text": " I know you see the vision here."}, {"start": 12130.640000000001, "end": 12133.42, "text": " All we need is five more channel points."}, {"start": 12133.42, "end": 12136.820000000002, "text": " OK, adjust the zipline."}, {"start": 12136.820000000002, "end": 12141.42, "text": " It's going to go to this slide."}, {"start": 12141.42, "end": 12142.86, "text": " You're going to be able to hit it."}, {"start": 12147.34, "end": 12149.220000000001, "text": " Is it going to do the same thing for them?"}, {"start": 12149.22, "end": 12150.38, "text": " How do I slow down?"}, {"start": 12164.46, "end": 12165.5, "text": " Lower the speed?"}, {"start": 12165.5, "end": 12167.34, "text": " That's the fun part, though."}, {"start": 12169.939999999999, "end": 12171.82, "text": " Plain."}, {"start": 12171.82, "end": 12175.019999999999, "text": " Insurance claim."}, {"start": 12175.019999999999, "end": 12176.74, "text": " Oh, I never thought I could slip on that."}, {"start": 12179.22, "end": 12184.619999999999, "text": " Should I turn down the speed of it?"}, {"start": 12184.619999999999, "end": 12185.619999999999, "text": " Okay, let's turn down the speed."}, {"start": 12185.619999999999, "end": 12187.099999999999, "text": " Let's open up as well."}, {"start": 12187.099999999999, "end": 12188.98, "text": " Jack's walk-in."}, {"start": 12188.98, "end": 12195.5, "text": " We are about to have a crazy day today."}, {"start": 12195.5, "end": 12199.5, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 12199.5, "end": 12209.06, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, do I have good news for you?"}, {"start": 12209.06, "end": 12214.06, "text": " You can expand the park. Yeah, I'm gonna wait."}, {"start": 12214.06, "end": 12217.06, "text": " Okay, speed."}, {"start": 12217.06, "end": 12222.06, "text": " Watch out! I got customers coming in here!"}, {"start": 12222.06, "end": 12227.06, "text": " Nope, we gotta adjust that. That is way too slow."}, {"start": 12230.06, "end": 12235.06, "text": " Rachel is too tired in going to rafts, though."}, {"start": 12239.06, "end": 12250.82, "text": " And then, and then they go to the slide, and the slide takes them to the pool."}, {"start": 12250.82, "end": 12254.34, "text": " Oh my goodness, say it ain't so."}, {"start": 12254.34, "end": 12258.18, "text": " We're gonna do something with the rest of this space here a minute, hold on."}, {"start": 12258.18, "end": 12266.66, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, I have beautiful news for every single Stanky Shores customer today."}, {"start": 12266.66, "end": 12278.9, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, first customer to do it, Jeff, first customer to do it, never mind."}, {"start": 12278.9, "end": 12292.82, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 12292.82, "end": 12299.82, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, I have beautiful news to every single person that is just dying to"}, {"start": 12299.82, "end": 12303.699999999999, "text": " watch that van."}, {"start": 12303.699999999999, "end": 12308.22, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, I have beautiful news for everyone that is dying to get into the"}, {"start": 12308.22, "end": 12310.46, "text": " Stanky Shores today."}, {"start": 12310.46, "end": 12317.18, "text": " We have now opened a zip line Stanky Zip Zone."}, {"start": 12317.18, "end": 12320.18, "text": " Somebody already did it."}, {"start": 12320.18, "end": 12321.18, "text": " Did somebody do it?"}, {"start": 12321.18, "end": 12322.18, "text": " I missed it."}, {"start": 12322.18, "end": 12329.54, "text": " hit the big boy slide. You ain't supposed to be in here, Georgia. Get out of here. It's"}, {"start": 12329.54, "end": 12335.06, "text": " you. I want to see somebody hit the, I am so sorry about that way. Yo, yo, bratch, what"}, {"start": 12335.06, "end": 12340.1, "text": " the five, how you doing? Lemonade with ice? I got you right there. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 12340.1, "end": 12348.66, "text": " Chad, I want to see somebody hit the zip line so bad. Oh my goodness. Chad, who you"}, {"start": 12348.66, "end": 12351.24, "text": " Who do you think is gonna be the first customer to hit it?"}, {"start": 12351.24, "end": 12353.84, "text": " Who do you think is gonna be the first customer to hit it?"}, {"start": 12353.84, "end": 12354.68, "text": " Luminate with ice."}, {"start": 12354.68, "end": 12355.96, "text": " Thank you so much, ma'am."}, {"start": 12355.96, "end": 12358.56, "text": " Can I interest any of you in trying"}, {"start": 12358.56, "end": 12363.56, "text": " our new perfectly safe FDA approved zipline stank zip zone?"}, {"start": 12366.28, "end": 12367.119999999999, "text": " Anybody?"}, {"start": 12367.119999999999, "end": 12368.52, "text": " Watch that, watch that, okay."}, {"start": 12371.88, "end": 12373.72, "text": " Check the stank zip zone."}, {"start": 12373.720000000001, "end": 12382.28, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, this thing costed our water park a lot of money."}, {"start": 12382.28, "end": 12387.420000000002, "text": " Does anybody want to be the first individual?"}, {"start": 12387.420000000002, "end": 12388.420000000002, "text": " Somebody drowning."}, {"start": 12388.420000000002, "end": 12389.420000000002, "text": " Hold on!"}, {"start": 12389.420000000002, "end": 12390.420000000002, "text": " Oh lord!"}, {"start": 12390.420000000002, "end": 12391.420000000002, "text": " Two people are drowning."}, {"start": 12391.420000000002, "end": 12392.420000000002, "text": " Hold on, I'll be right back."}, {"start": 12392.420000000002, "end": 12393.420000000002, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 12393.420000000002, "end": 12394.420000000002, "text": " I'm on my way."}, {"start": 12394.420000000002, "end": 12395.420000000002, "text": " I'm on my way."}, {"start": 12395.420000000002, "end": 12396.420000000002, "text": " I'm on my way."}, {"start": 12396.42, "end": 12397.42, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 12397.42, "end": 12398.42, "text": " I'm on my way."}, {"start": 12398.42, "end": 12399.42, "text": " You're good, Kylie."}, {"start": 12399.42, "end": 12409.82, "text": " Hey, can I get that life ring back real quick?"}, {"start": 12409.82, "end": 12410.82, "text": " Somebody else is currently drowning."}, {"start": 12410.82, "end": 12411.82, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 12411.82, "end": 12412.82, "text": " Can I get that life ring back?"}, {"start": 12412.82, "end": 12413.82, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 12413.82, "end": 12414.82, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 12414.82, "end": 12415.82, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12415.82, "end": 12416.82, "text": " You're good to go."}, {"start": 12416.82, "end": 12417.82, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 12417.82, "end": 12418.82, "text": " I'm a lifesaver."}, {"start": 12418.82, "end": 12419.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12419.82, "end": 12420.82, "text": " How are we doing?"}, {"start": 12420.82, "end": 12421.82, "text": " I'm so sorry for the delay, y'all."}, {"start": 12421.82, "end": 12422.82, "text": " I really did not mean that."}, {"start": 12422.82, "end": 12423.82, "text": " I'm trying to do some action."}, {"start": 12423.82, "end": 12427.06, "text": " delay y'all I really did not mean that I'm trying to do some advertising"}, {"start": 12427.06, "end": 12432.76, "text": " limited ice there you go how you doing Kimi we're Leon at you hook my bad must"}, {"start": 12432.76, "end": 12437.16, "text": " you extra extra muster please okay I got you all right here I got you some extra"}, {"start": 12437.16, "end": 12439.34, "text": " muster"}, {"start": 12443.38, "end": 12448.06, "text": " thank you so much how you doing Jason lemonade with ice in it there you"}, {"start": 12448.06, "end": 12452.619999999999, "text": " are thank you how you doing little up you want butter on that I got you right"}, {"start": 12452.62, "end": 12458.740000000002, "text": " there. How you doing Kaia? You want regular lemonade? I thought I heard somebody"}, {"start": 12458.740000000002, "end": 12462.62, "text": " scream a chat. Why are they not using this?"}, {"start": 12463.94, "end": 12472.18, "text": " What do you think you're doing? Get up! Really, Waylon?"}, {"start": 12472.18, "end": 12478.58, "text": " Gun lost your mind! I can't have nothing nice chat. Why do I even try to have"}, {"start": 12478.58, "end": 12485.06, "text": " anything nice Lucas with the 25 gifted what is happening regular lemonade there"}, {"start": 12485.06, "end": 12489.86, "text": " you go quick crying and popcorn with butter there you go you won't mussel"}, {"start": 12489.86, "end": 12493.62, "text": " and amadine just a little bit extra okay"}, {"start": 12499.539999999999, "end": 12505.42, "text": " who was screaming I didn't mean to"}, {"start": 12509.56, "end": 12511.56, "text": " There you go. Thank you"}, {"start": 12511.88, "end": 12516.2, "text": " People are loving the new slide. Nobody's hitting the zip to it though"}, {"start": 12518.24, "end": 12523.24, "text": " Check look how good the new slide is. Oh my goodness, it's"}, {"start": 12526.96, "end": 12528.96, "text": " Kylie"}, {"start": 12530.72, "end": 12532.02, "text": " Kylie"}, {"start": 12532.02, "end": 12539.26, "text": " You are legitimately touching the ground. This is the second time today you are drowning I"}, {"start": 12540.1, "end": 12543.4, "text": " Cannot keep expending resources to keep you alive"}, {"start": 12549.460000000001, "end": 12554.66, "text": " This is the second time today she was drowning she's trying to get a lawsuit I'm not falling for it"}, {"start": 12562.02, "end": 12567.02, "text": " ridiculous chat actually ridiculous how you doing"}, {"start": 12567.02, "end": 12571.640000000001, "text": " Sina butter there you are thank you how you do I use their first I think was"}, {"start": 12571.640000000001, "end": 12576.18, "text": " good Teresa eliminate what ice and a lemon there you are can somebody do the"}, {"start": 12576.18, "end": 12583.02, "text": " zipline chat am I actually the only person that can do the zipline"}, {"start": 12583.02, "end": 12594.78, "text": " Oh, it's only me."}, {"start": 12594.78, "end": 12599.7, "text": " Customers can too."}, {"start": 12599.7, "end": 12602.060000000001, "text": " Then why don't none of y'all do the zipline?"}, {"start": 12602.060000000001, "end": 12604.82, "text": " It's FDA approved."}, {"start": 12604.82, "end": 12606.300000000001, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 12606.300000000001, "end": 12609.220000000001, "text": " They're loving the new slide though."}, {"start": 12609.220000000001, "end": 12610.7, "text": " The new slide is a hit."}, {"start": 12610.7, "end": 12613.740000000002, "text": " chat two more channel points of where we're making the big upgrades"}, {"start": 12620.380000000001, "end": 12622.380000000001, "text": " Fda is food"}, {"start": 12625.66, "end": 12627.66, "text": " Federal"}, {"start": 12629.02, "end": 12633.740000000002, "text": " Do the zipline association is what that stands for playing hot dog. Thank you"}, {"start": 12635.02, "end": 12639.980000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry about that dolly. Uh catch up on that. There you go. I'm man. You're not going to be able to get that"}, {"start": 12639.98, "end": 12644.38, "text": " eliminate. I'm so sorry. Vote on that. There you go. I got to get some uh some some some"}, {"start": 12644.38, "end": 12648.699999999999, "text": " eliminated some popcorn. I mean some eliminated some hot dogs. Don't worry. Rachel, I got it."}, {"start": 12650.779999999999, "end": 12652.3, "text": " Lucas with the five again. Thank you."}, {"start": 12654.46, "end": 12659.98, "text": " Chat FDA stands for federal do the zip line association. I'm just gonna get all three."}, {"start": 12662.06, "end": 12664.859999999999, "text": " Drop this for now. Excuse me. Y'all. Excuse me."}, {"start": 12664.86, "end": 12670.5, "text": " Janice FDA approved man."}, {"start": 12670.5, "end": 12673.460000000001, "text": " They have no reason to not, did not mean to get in your way."}, {"start": 12673.460000000001, "end": 12676.7, "text": " I'm so, she almost hit her head out of him bad."}, {"start": 12676.7, "end": 12678.1, "text": " Wouldn't have been my fault though."}, {"start": 12678.1, "end": 12680.900000000001, "text": " There we go right there."}, {"start": 12680.900000000001, "end": 12682.86, "text": " There we go right there."}, {"start": 12682.86, "end": 12684.34, "text": " Somebody's peeing in the pool."}, {"start": 12684.34, "end": 12686.140000000001, "text": " You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 12686.140000000001, "end": 12689.980000000001, "text": " Who peed in my pool?"}, {"start": 12689.980000000001, "end": 12691.460000000001, "text": " Yo Meadow, get out of here."}, {"start": 12691.460000000001, "end": 12692.54, "text": " You gonna pee in my pool."}, {"start": 12692.54, "end": 12693.34, "text": " That's nasty."}, {"start": 12693.34, "end": 12694.78, "text": " Let me drain it."}, {"start": 12694.78, "end": 12698.12, "text": " Nobody hit the slide real quick please or those slides."}, {"start": 12699.980000000001, "end": 12701.300000000001, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 12701.300000000001, "end": 12703.26, "text": " Yo, Kylie, please be careful."}, {"start": 12703.26, "end": 12704.94, "text": " You almost lost your life twice today."}, {"start": 12704.94, "end": 12705.94, "text": " Please be careful."}, {"start": 12707.86, "end": 12708.7, "text": " It wasn't her."}, {"start": 12708.7, "end": 12709.94, "text": " I thought I got money for it though."}, {"start": 12709.94, "end": 12710.78, "text": " What's good?"}, {"start": 12712.140000000001, "end": 12713.220000000001, "text": " Lemonade with a lemon."}, {"start": 12713.220000000001, "end": 12714.060000000001, "text": " There you are."}, {"start": 12714.060000000001, "end": 12715.460000000001, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 12715.460000000001, "end": 12717.54, "text": " Y'all having a good time in that new pool?"}, {"start": 12717.54, "end": 12719.54, "text": " Thank y'all so much for being here today."}, {"start": 12719.54, "end": 12720.5, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12720.5, "end": 12727.22, "text": " You need to put a FDA sticker on the zip line true"}, {"start": 12727.98, "end": 12730.78, "text": " Okay, playing my dog. I got you right here. How you doing?"}, {"start": 12734.78, "end": 12736.78, "text": " Ma'am"}, {"start": 12737.06, "end": 12739.26, "text": " Pop more with chili line. There you go"}, {"start": 12739.94, "end": 12743.18, "text": " Ben is drowning Ben. What you been doing?"}, {"start": 12743.18, "end": 12748.02, "text": " Ben, what's you been doing, buddy?"}, {"start": 12748.02, "end": 12749.02, "text": " You good?"}, {"start": 12749.02, "end": 12751.62, "text": " I like that hairdo, by the way."}, {"start": 12751.62, "end": 12756.06, "text": " I did not mean to push him."}, {"start": 12756.06, "end": 12764.0, "text": " Stay with me, Ben."}, {"start": 12764.0, "end": 12766.78, "text": " Ben, he's good."}, {"start": 12766.78, "end": 12768.960000000001, "text": " Ben, are you good?"}, {"start": 12768.960000000001, "end": 12771.94, "text": " I was trying to throw the lifering and accidentally pushed him."}, {"start": 12771.94, "end": 12776.4, "text": " Trapped by the way, the Stanky Shores has $14,000 right now, just saying."}, {"start": 12779.44, "end": 12780.94, "text": " Let me get on my flock, Hammer."}, {"start": 12781.44, "end": 12783.44, "text": " Hold on, somebody wants something, though."}, {"start": 12789.44, "end": 12791.44, "text": " I am not gonna pick you up, my fault."}, {"start": 12791.44, "end": 12792.44, "text": " You still want something?"}, {"start": 12794.94, "end": 12797.94, "text": " I did me to- get your hands off me, don't touch me."}, {"start": 12798.44, "end": 12800.94, "text": " I told you I didn't me to, do not touch me."}, {"start": 12800.94, "end": 12802.94, "text": " Do not come in!"}, {"start": 12830.94, "end": 12839.58, "text": " There's two people drowning."}, {"start": 12839.58, "end": 12841.140000000001, "text": " My fault, big dog."}, {"start": 12841.140000000001, "end": 12844.140000000001, "text": " I don't want that smoke."}, {"start": 12844.140000000001, "end": 12851.140000000001, "text": " Kyle, can I get that life ring back real quick, big dog?"}, {"start": 12851.140000000001, "end": 12852.66, "text": " There's somebody drowning two feet from you."}, {"start": 12852.66, "end": 12853.66, "text": " Let me get that Kyle."}, {"start": 12853.66, "end": 12854.66, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12854.66, "end": 12855.66, "text": " Kyle."}, {"start": 12855.66, "end": 12856.66, "text": " Kyle!"}, {"start": 12856.66, "end": 12859.66, "text": " There's someone drowning!"}, {"start": 12859.66, "end": 12860.66, "text": " You're good."}, {"start": 12860.66, "end": 12864.619999999999, "text": " about that I gotta restock the vending machine too oh my goodness there's too"}, {"start": 12864.619999999999, "end": 12872.3, "text": " much stuff going on I need more employees. How you doing? Lemonade with a lemon? Thank you."}, {"start": 12872.3, "end": 12876.98, "text": " How you doing Kylie? Look here don't drown in this cup of lemonade okay? I"}, {"start": 12876.98, "end": 12882.74, "text": " done saved your life twice from drowning today please do not drown with"}, {"start": 12882.74, "end": 12887.619999999999, "text": " this. Thank you so much have a good one. How you doing ma'am regular lemonade"}, {"start": 12887.62, "end": 12895.84, "text": " There you go. Thank you. Let me go get some snacks for the vending machine real quick."}, {"start": 12895.84, "end": 12904.6, "text": " What's good? Lemonade with ice? There you go. How you doing Clyde? Butter in that?"}, {"start": 12904.6, "end": 12911.26, "text": " There you go. Wait, I need vending machine stuff. I need vending machine stuff"}, {"start": 12911.26, "end": 12917.74, "text": " and I need the uh the floaties. Let me go grab that the zip line has to touch"}, {"start": 12917.74, "end": 12928.78, "text": " ground does it really well what was I getting this yes there we go"}, {"start": 12928.78, "end": 12936.78, "text": " the pools dirty well that's Rachel would do something we wouldn't be dirty what"}, {"start": 12936.78, "end": 12945.34, "text": " Pool's 30. Oh, it's that one. 93% satisfaction. Almost $10,000 profit, by the way. Chat, there"}, {"start": 12945.34, "end": 12965.1, "text": " ain't no dirty pool. No, they're clean. Chat, no, the pools are clean. The slides are nasty."}, {"start": 12965.1, "end": 12967.02, "text": " I'm about to fire Rachel and Eric."}, {"start": 12967.02, "end": 12969.7, "text": " No joke, I'm done with him."}, {"start": 12969.7, "end": 12974.9, "text": " I'm actually so done with Rachel and Eric, it's insane."}, {"start": 12974.9, "end": 12976.5, "text": " When is there a chance that we can actually"}, {"start": 12976.5, "end": 12977.58, "text": " get these slides right now?"}, {"start": 12977.58, "end": 12980.18, "text": " When I'm going to repair stuff before we open again."}, {"start": 12980.18, "end": 12981.7, "text": " Wait a minute, chapter's a chance."}, {"start": 12986.42, "end": 12987.58, "text": " Did they nerf the water gun?"}, {"start": 12987.58, "end": 12990.140000000001, "text": " Why is the fire rate so low?"}, {"start": 12990.140000000001, "end": 12990.74, "text": " They nerfed it."}, {"start": 12990.74, "end": 12995.34, "text": " You need a second cleaner?"}, {"start": 12995.34, "end": 13004.42, "text": " No, we need a different cleaner."}, {"start": 13004.42, "end": 13025.7, "text": " It is not dirt."}, {"start": 13025.7, "end": 13030.1, "text": " Who came in here with some motor oil?"}, {"start": 13030.1, "end": 13050.9, "text": " Hello. Chad, do we fire Eric and Rachel? Hold on, Chad, I'm actually just trying to get"}, {"start": 13050.9, "end": 13059.5, "text": " channel points right now. Give me a second. Y'all did vote to fire Rachel. I feel like"}, {"start": 13059.5, "end": 13064.18, "text": " Everything is dirty. What is she doing? Like is she not cleaning anything?"}, {"start": 13067.74, "end": 13071.16, "text": " Chat we're actually about to get it by the way, I think we're gonna have enough"}, {"start": 13077.46, "end": 13080.24, "text": " Not Eric, Chad do we keep Eric?"}, {"start": 13080.24, "end": 13094.48, "text": " Why Eric? Because I was just faking that like. I feel like everything is staying in"}, {"start": 13094.48, "end": 13097.76, "text": " disrepair too low-key"}, {"start": 13105.119999999999, "end": 13111.32, "text": " is it not hold on to the reason I'm not opening right now it's kind of"}, {"start": 13111.32, "end": 13117.16, "text": " grind up and see if I can get these these points here so we can actually have"}, {"start": 13117.16, "end": 13122.92, "text": " the full potential to park right now I'm trying to repair everything I can I"}, {"start": 13122.92, "end": 13127.4, "text": " I need to take trash out and stuff too. I think I'm gonna have enough to get the channel points, right?"}, {"start": 13128.28, "end": 13129.32, "text": " The research points, I mean."}, {"start": 13135.4, "end": 13138.2, "text": " Dude, we only need, oh lord, get that number off the screen please."}, {"start": 13140.52, "end": 13141.4, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13141.4, "end": 13141.8, "text": " Kobe!"}, {"start": 13143.56, "end": 13143.960000000001, "text": " Kobe!"}, {"start": 13144.6, "end": 13145.64, "text": " We're actually gonna get it."}, {"start": 13147.4, "end": 13148.04, "text": " We're gonna get it."}, {"start": 13150.2, "end": 13150.76, "text": " I was here."}, {"start": 13152.92, "end": 13161.0, "text": " We're there."}, {"start": 13161.0, "end": 13162.0, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 13162.0, "end": 13163.0, "text": " Call me."}, {"start": 13163.0, "end": 13164.0, "text": " You hate to see it."}, {"start": 13164.0, "end": 13165.0, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 13165.0, "end": 13166.0, "text": " Oh my goodness, we have it."}, {"start": 13166.0, "end": 13167.0, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 13167.0, "end": 13168.0, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 13168.0, "end": 13181.4, "text": " Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,"}, {"start": 13181.4, "end": 13195.68, "text": " resort slides. Ladies and gentlemen, we have the resort slides now. Probably with the five."}, {"start": 13195.68, "end": 13211.24, "text": " Okay. Okay. We got to think what do these slides look like? Oh my goodness. Oh man. Oh, oh man."}, {"start": 13211.24, "end": 13213.68, "text": " Oh, buddy."}, {"start": 13213.68, "end": 13216.32, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 13216.32, "end": 13218.36, "text": " Should we make another slide zone?"}, {"start": 13224.44, "end": 13224.96, "text": " Duck?"}, {"start": 13224.96, "end": 13226.28, "text": " What are y'all saying duck for?"}, {"start": 13231.4, "end": 13232.64, "text": " We need to make another slide zone."}, {"start": 13236.64, "end": 13238.08, "text": " Let's make a slide zone right here."}, {"start": 13238.08, "end": 13256.76, "text": " Okay, we're making a slideshow in chat, look here, look at this, boom, are the duck slides"}, {"start": 13256.76, "end": 13260.4, "text": " good?"}, {"start": 13260.4, "end": 13264.24, "text": " I need another pool to go right here."}, {"start": 13264.24, "end": 13271.24, "text": " I need this to work, badly."}, {"start": 13271.24, "end": 13278.24, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 13278.24, "end": 13282.24, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen,"}, {"start": 13282.24, "end": 13286.24, "text": " ladies and gentlemen,"}, {"start": 13286.24, "end": 13290.24, "text": " welcome to the new"}, {"start": 13290.24, "end": 13300.24, "text": " and vastly improved state draws shores certified"}, {"start": 13302.24, "end": 13305.24, "text": " slide zone"}, {"start": 13305.24, "end": 13308.24, "text": " duck slide"}, {"start": 13310.24, "end": 13313.24, "text": " we ain't got no money"}, {"start": 13315.24, "end": 13318.24, "text": " we're the money in"}, {"start": 13320.24, "end": 13337.16, "text": " big drop slide oh my goodness look at this thing look at this thing I gotta test"}, {"start": 13337.16, "end": 13342.199999999999, "text": " this I have to try to have to test it oh wait hold on this aren't really it"}, {"start": 13342.199999999999, "end": 13347.64, "text": " bro the death loop I don't think they had the death loop in here right now I"}, {"start": 13347.64, "end": 13349.199999999999, "text": " I think that's like four star, right?"}, {"start": 13355.279999999999, "end": 13356.92, "text": " Okay, let's try both of these."}, {"start": 13356.92, "end": 13358.64, "text": " Chat the duck slide."}, {"start": 13364.439999999999, "end": 13365.84, "text": " Wait a minute, hold on."}, {"start": 13365.84, "end": 13367.84, "text": " Run that by me again."}, {"start": 13367.84, "end": 13368.96, "text": " Wait, that looked kinda,"}, {"start": 13368.96, "end": 13371.039999999999, "text": " yo, who is the slide manufacturer?"}, {"start": 13372.439999999999, "end": 13374.599999999999, "text": " Wait, wait just a minute here."}, {"start": 13374.6, "end": 13382.6, "text": " Okay, it was better than..."}, {"start": 13382.6, "end": 13385.0, "text": " Let me move these pulls back a little bit."}, {"start": 13385.0, "end": 13386.0, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 13386.0, "end": 13397.12, "text": " Let me see how this one does."}, {"start": 13397.12, "end": 13398.6, "text": " That one's good."}, {"start": 13398.6, "end": 13403.44, "text": " Let me move the duck slide back just a little bit because that one gets some speed on"}, {"start": 13403.44, "end": 13404.44, "text": " it."}, {"start": 13404.44, "end": 13415.720000000001, "text": " about right there. Let's see how it goes now. W safety precautions. That is clean. Okay,"}, {"start": 13415.720000000001, "end": 13421.52, "text": " let's do one more slide here because we have the money for it. The blue one or the green"}, {"start": 13421.52, "end": 13433.16, "text": " one. The green one looks tough. And there's room for it. Wait, we can do both. Wait, we"}, {"start": 13433.16, "end": 13447.2, "text": " can do both. Wait a minute. I just did the greatest manufacturing thing of all time."}, {"start": 13447.2, "end": 13452.04, "text": " I put the slide where the tree goes through the slide."}, {"start": 13452.04, "end": 13454.880000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 13457.720000000001, "end": 13461.060000000001, "text": " Bro, look at this."}, {"start": 13462.480000000001, "end": 13465.320000000002, "text": " What was here first, the tree or the slide?"}, {"start": 13465.320000000002, "end": 13466.58, "text": " Makes you wonder."}, {"start": 13468.880000000001, "end": 13470.560000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, that is dope."}, {"start": 13471.560000000001, "end": 13473.2, "text": " And it's perfectly safe."}, {"start": 13474.36, "end": 13475.2, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 13475.2, "end": 13481.2, "text": " You just love to see it. Oh my goodness. You just love to see it. And you know what?"}, {"start": 13481.2, "end": 13498.2, "text": " I have the money. I can do the other one. I think move the trash can."}, {"start": 13498.2, "end": 13499.04, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 13501.44, "end": 13503.0, "text": " Wait, what about the yellow one?"}, {"start": 13504.240000000002, "end": 13505.740000000002, "text": " Now let's do the red one, yeah?"}, {"start": 13510.68, "end": 13511.52, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 13513.28, "end": 13514.460000000001, "text": " Chad, I was here."}, {"start": 13517.880000000001, "end": 13519.86, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 13519.86, "end": 13530.94, "text": " Let's open up."}, {"start": 13530.94, "end": 13533.86, "text": " We got to save money now, though."}, {"start": 13533.86, "end": 13538.74, "text": " We got to save money and channel points."}, {"start": 13538.74, "end": 13543.34, "text": " All right, yeah, zipline."}, {"start": 13543.34, "end": 13545.140000000001, "text": " What do I do with the zipline, though?"}, {"start": 13545.140000000001, "end": 13547.58, "text": " Let me do an announcement real quick."}, {"start": 13547.58, "end": 13554.58, "text": " Jax, I'm so sorry, big dog. My bad. My fault. You're good. W. Jax, man. He never gets mad."}, {"start": 13577.58, "end": 13589.18, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, do I have beautiful news for all of you individuals that are kicking"}, {"start": 13589.18, "end": 13593.26, "text": " the doors in trying to get to my water park right now?"}, {"start": 13593.26, "end": 13601.38, "text": " Just like you ma'am, you came all the way from your place of work just to come swimming."}, {"start": 13601.38, "end": 13605.5, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, I have beautiful news for all of you here today."}, {"start": 13605.5, "end": 13614.46, "text": " We just installed Stanky Shores Certified Slides, sir, watch out back up."}, {"start": 13614.46, "end": 13618.46, "text": " Stanky Shores Certified Slides Zone."}, {"start": 13618.46, "end": 13619.98, "text": " Four, is that four?"}, {"start": 13619.98, "end": 13622.18, "text": " One, two, three, four."}, {"start": 13622.18, "end": 13626.9, "text": " Four new slides and a zip line come in today."}, {"start": 13626.9, "end": 13630.06, "text": " Have a stanklicious stay at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13630.06, "end": 13631.86, "text": " I got to redo this zip line."}, {"start": 13631.86, "end": 13635.46, "text": " Oh, I got to do, you're right, I got to do flyers real quick before I"}, {"start": 13635.460000000001, "end": 13636.960000000001, "text": " I'll read you the zip line, hold on."}, {"start": 13639.2, "end": 13640.580000000002, "text": " What's good, Jacks?"}, {"start": 13640.580000000002, "end": 13644.220000000001, "text": " Jacks, where's the, where's the customers?"}, {"start": 13652.18, "end": 13653.52, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 13653.52, "end": 13656.02, "text": " I'm printing tickets."}, {"start": 13659.580000000002, "end": 13660.980000000001, "text": " Are people just walking in?"}, {"start": 13663.04, "end": 13664.820000000002, "text": " I'm just wasting money here."}, {"start": 13664.82, "end": 13665.82, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13665.82, "end": 13666.82, "text": " How many I need to do?"}, {"start": 13666.82, "end": 13667.82, "text": " I need to do 20."}, {"start": 13667.82, "end": 13668.82, "text": " Let me get 20 of these."}, {"start": 13668.82, "end": 13669.82, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13669.82, "end": 13670.82, "text": " Chat, look."}, {"start": 13670.82, "end": 13674.82, "text": " The mid-afternoon rush is coming in."}, {"start": 13674.82, "end": 13675.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13675.82, "end": 13676.82, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 13676.82, "end": 13677.82, "text": " Absolutely beautiful."}, {"start": 13677.82, "end": 13678.82, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13678.82, "end": 13679.82, "text": " Let me go hand these out."}, {"start": 13679.82, "end": 13680.82, "text": " Let me do two more."}, {"start": 13680.82, "end": 13681.82, "text": " They're kicking the doors down."}, {"start": 13681.82, "end": 13682.82, "text": " You'll mean it with the five."}, {"start": 13682.82, "end": 13683.82, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 13683.82, "end": 13684.82, "text": " Come to Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13684.82, "end": 13685.82, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 13685.82, "end": 13686.82, "text": " Come to Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13686.82, "end": 13690.14, "text": " kicking the doors down. You'll mean it with the fight. How you doing? Come to"}, {"start": 13690.14, "end": 13693.26, "text": " Stanky Shores. How you doing? Come to Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13694.98, "end": 13700.38, "text": " Hey, you drunk? Don't matter. Come to Stanky Shores. There you go. How you"}, {"start": 13700.38, "end": 13705.1, "text": " doing? Come to Stanky. You coming already? I bet. How you doing? Oh,"}, {"start": 13705.1, "end": 13708.74, "text": " you already coming? Okay. How y'all doing? Come to Stanky Shores,"}, {"start": 13708.74, "end": 13711.699999999999, "text": " please. Have a good time for sure. Thank you."}, {"start": 13716.82, "end": 13719.82, "text": " Y'all want to take it?"}, {"start": 13719.82, "end": 13720.82, "text": " You already coming?"}, {"start": 13720.82, "end": 13722.82, "text": " You already coming too?"}, {"start": 13722.82, "end": 13728.82, "text": " Chad, these drivers are absolutely out of control, by the way."}, {"start": 13728.82, "end": 13730.82, "text": " Everybody's already coming!"}, {"start": 13730.82, "end": 13732.82, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13732.82, "end": 13735.82, "text": " Intruder, I can't worry about that right now."}, {"start": 13735.82, "end": 13736.82, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13736.82, "end": 13738.82, "text": " Please come to Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13738.82, "end": 13739.82, "text": " Please come to Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13739.82, "end": 13740.82, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13740.82, "end": 13742.82, "text": " I wish you would hit me."}, {"start": 13776.82, "end": 13779.9, "text": " Now that'll be like Sonic Reigns."}, {"start": 13779.9, "end": 13781.68, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 13788.619999999999, "end": 13790.38, "text": " Is that a queso duck?"}, {"start": 13794.779999999999, "end": 13796.539999999999, "text": " Yo, I'm gonna get in the park."}, {"start": 13796.539999999999, "end": 13798.86, "text": " Did he just throw that flyer away I handed him?"}, {"start": 13798.86, "end": 13800.86, "text": " Oh, you're gonna come to the park, buddy."}, {"start": 13800.86, "end": 13802.58, "text": " You're gonna throw that flyer away I just handed."}, {"start": 13802.58, "end": 13803.619999999999, "text": " You get in the park."}, {"start": 13803.619999999999, "end": 13805.18, "text": " I'll let you swim for free."}, {"start": 13806.82, "end": 13812.779999999999, "text": " How you doing Xavier? Please come through. Thank you. How you doing? How you doing? No"}, {"start": 13813.9, "end": 13817.34, "text": " People are waiting too long for stuff. I can't worry about that right now. I gotta hand up these flyers"}, {"start": 13820.14, "end": 13822.86, "text": " Check there was a case so dump ski man"}, {"start": 13824.98, "end": 13828.22, "text": " People are waiting people are leaving a don't you hit my customer"}, {"start": 13836.82, "end": 13847.5, "text": " everybody's already coming to the stake. He says, hey, wait. Hey, reconsider. No, okay."}, {"start": 13847.5, "end": 13852.72, "text": " There's seven intruders chat. Look here. I can't. I really can't do anything about that"}, {"start": 13852.72, "end": 13857.76, "text": " right now. I got to hand out these tickets to try to get on the way to the four star."}, {"start": 13857.76, "end": 13863.82, "text": " Oh my goodness. Y'all are just complaining constantly. Guess waited too long for a hot"}, {"start": 13863.82, "end": 13869.34, "text": " dog guess waited too long for a lemonade guess waited too long I mean I mean"}, {"start": 13869.34, "end": 13873.5, "text": " godly look at you walking off want to have a little bit of patience man godly"}, {"start": 13873.5, "end": 13876.46, "text": " I'm overdoing other stuff more important than all it is and y'all over your"}, {"start": 13876.46, "end": 13880.5, "text": " crying and complaining because y'all ain't got no hot dog y'all liking that"}, {"start": 13880.5, "end": 13887.26, "text": " new slide they're loving it Jeff are loving the slide zone absolutely loving"}, {"start": 13887.26, "end": 13889.26, "text": " it"}, {"start": 13893.82, "end": 13911.26, "text": " Hey, Sonny, I noticed you were intruding on my part."}, {"start": 13911.26, "end": 13915.3, "text": " I just slipped him."}, {"start": 13915.3, "end": 13918.3, "text": " Oh, that's nasty."}, {"start": 13918.3, "end": 13920.3, "text": " How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 13920.3, "end": 13922.3, "text": " Y'all doing good?"}, {"start": 13922.300000000001, "end": 13929.300000000001, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13929.300000000001, "end": 13930.300000000001, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 13930.300000000001, "end": 13931.300000000001, "text": " Chillie Lime."}, {"start": 13931.300000000001, "end": 13932.300000000001, "text": " There you go as well."}, {"start": 13932.300000000001, "end": 13933.300000000001, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 13933.300000000001, "end": 13938.220000000001, "text": " Where is Rachel, man?"}, {"start": 13938.220000000001, "end": 13939.220000000001, "text": " This is so nasty."}, {"start": 13939.220000000001, "end": 13940.220000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 13940.220000000001, "end": 13941.220000000001, "text": " This is so nasty."}, {"start": 13941.220000000001, "end": 13942.220000000001, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 13942.220000000001, "end": 13944.1, "text": " I am so terribly sorry."}, {"start": 13944.1, "end": 13945.1, "text": " This is a disaster."}, {"start": 13945.1, "end": 13950.1, "text": " Hey, don't square up on me like that, Bonnie."}, {"start": 13950.1, "end": 13951.1, "text": " Hey, relax."}, {"start": 13951.1, "end": 13953.1, "text": " I got to go hand out more flyers"}, {"start": 13956.08, "end": 13959.76, "text": " Yeah, look at Rachel. She was all break. Did you see that she was all break?"}, {"start": 13961.98, "end": 13968.74, "text": " All right more flyers chat lock in hey, I'm not trying to steal your business or nothing, but once a"}, {"start": 13970.34, "end": 13972.34, "text": " You'll be dog. I can't hand it to him"}, {"start": 13975.26, "end": 13977.26, "text": " I need to hand out these flyers"}, {"start": 13977.26, "end": 13982.5, "text": " people are waiting on lemonade again. Chat, I gotta hire some benders no joke. I got"}, {"start": 13982.5, "end": 13991.86, "text": " to hire a benders, huh? I actually have to. What this dude just say? You want more"}, {"start": 13991.86, "end": 13998.98, "text": " customers when you can barely handle this park as is. Yo, mods get them out of here."}, {"start": 14007.26, "end": 14010.880000000001, "text": " I am running this place to the best of my ability."}, {"start": 14010.880000000001, "end": 14015.4, "text": " My employees are useless except for Jacks."}, {"start": 14015.4, "end": 14018.380000000001, "text": " Eric, it doesn't seem like Eric does that much nowadays."}, {"start": 14022.7, "end": 14024.380000000001, "text": " Chad, I think next episode,"}, {"start": 14024.380000000001, "end": 14026.1, "text": " we gotta do like a whole staff."}, {"start": 14026.1, "end": 14027.78, "text": " I think next episode,"}, {"start": 14027.78, "end": 14030.66, "text": " we unlock the new pools and staff, right?"}, {"start": 14030.66, "end": 14031.86, "text": " 100%."}, {"start": 14031.86, "end": 14034.02, "text": " We gotta do something about this staff situation."}, {"start": 14034.02, "end": 14034.86, "text": " It's bad."}, {"start": 14035.74, "end": 14036.86, "text": " It's really bad."}, {"start": 14037.26, "end": 14040.84, "text": " But look, as the owner of Stanky Shores,"}, {"start": 14040.84, "end": 14042.64, "text": " I am taking out the trash."}, {"start": 14047.0, "end": 14047.68, "text": " That didn't work."}, {"start": 14047.68, "end": 14051.4, "text": " Oh my goodness, hold on."}, {"start": 14051.4, "end": 14053.56, "text": " Can we unlock a new owner?"}, {"start": 14053.56, "end": 14054.54, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 14057.32, "end": 14058.64, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 14058.64, "end": 14059.800000000001, "text": " What did you just say?"}, {"start": 14066.36, "end": 14067.04, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 14067.04, "end": 14070.320000000002, "text": " I'm a good owner, y'all know this."}, {"start": 14070.320000000002, "end": 14072.640000000001, "text": " Look at everything I'm doing by myself."}, {"start": 14072.640000000001, "end": 14074.18, "text": " It's the employees."}, {"start": 14076.68, "end": 14077.640000000001, "text": " Do better next time?"}, {"start": 14077.640000000001, "end": 14078.480000000001, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 14089.44, "end": 14090.92, "text": " Have a safe slide, ma'am."}, {"start": 14093.480000000001, "end": 14094.480000000001, "text": " Do better next time."}, {"start": 14094.480000000001, "end": 14095.320000000002, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 14095.32, "end": 14096.52, "text": " get more eliminated popcorn."}, {"start": 14100.119999999999, "end": 14105.76, "text": " Hey, I got a a chat. Look here. I am stressed right now. Lawsuit in your"}, {"start": 14105.76, "end": 14114.76, "text": " dreams, buddy. Our lawyers are untouchable. Untouchable. I need to"}, {"start": 14114.76, "end": 14119.44, "text": " hand out these flyers to hey, how you doing? Hold on. Flyer, flyer, flyer,"}, {"start": 14119.56, "end": 14122.96, "text": " flyer. Oh, please. It'll be a joyous time."}, {"start": 14125.32, "end": 14132.32, "text": " No, okay, seven more fliers and we're good."}, {"start": 14132.32, "end": 14151.32, "text": " I feel like a kid that's getting bullied in school got the books."}, {"start": 14151.32, "end": 14156.32, "text": " I feel like a kid that's getting bullied in school and get the books smacked out of his hand, you have to pick him up."}, {"start": 14211.32, "end": 14217.0, "text": " I feel like a kid in school that's getting bullied and has to pick up the books after"}, {"start": 14217.0, "end": 14223.08, "text": " the books get smacked out of his hand."}, {"start": 14223.08, "end": 14226.52, "text": " Nerd."}, {"start": 14226.52, "end": 14228.08, "text": " That was unbelievable by the way."}, {"start": 14228.08, "end": 14231.52, "text": " I just got ran over by three cars."}, {"start": 14231.52, "end": 14243.52, "text": " Please somebody take it! Take it, please!"}, {"start": 14243.52, "end": 14249.52, "text": " What's that over there?"}, {"start": 14249.52, "end": 14255.52, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, no!"}, {"start": 14255.52, "end": 14259.52, "text": " Take it! I need it back, I need it back, please, I need it back, I need it back."}, {"start": 14259.52, "end": 14260.720000000001, "text": " Sasha, please, I need that back."}, {"start": 14260.720000000001, "end": 14261.560000000001, "text": " Sasha."}, {"start": 14265.4, "end": 14266.44, "text": " You're good."}, {"start": 14266.44, "end": 14267.28, "text": " What happened over here?"}, {"start": 14267.28, "end": 14268.12, "text": " I need a bad kid."}, {"start": 14268.12, "end": 14268.960000000001, "text": " Stacked."}, {"start": 14281.16, "end": 14282.68, "text": " What did Alec do?"}, {"start": 14282.68, "end": 14289.68, "text": " What did Alec do?"}, {"start": 14289.68, "end": 14295.68, "text": " You can't be in here drunk Bonnie, sorry."}, {"start": 14295.68, "end": 14299.68, "text": " Did the ambulance get caught out?"}, {"start": 14299.68, "end": 14302.68, "text": " No way it did."}, {"start": 14302.68, "end": 14303.68, "text": " Please take, please."}, {"start": 14303.68, "end": 14306.68, "text": " I'll need you to hand out five more."}, {"start": 14306.68, "end": 14307.68, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 14307.68, "end": 14308.68, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 14308.68, "end": 14317.92, "text": " They was on the sidewalk."}, {"start": 14317.92, "end": 14318.92, "text": " Fire Rachel C. Sucks."}, {"start": 14318.92, "end": 14322.52, "text": " We're going to make a decision next episode about staff."}, {"start": 14322.52, "end": 14326.2, "text": " It's going to be a very important meeting that we're going to have to have chat."}, {"start": 14326.2, "end": 14330.08, "text": " Tomorrow's episode, we are having a meeting about what we're going to do about the staff"}, {"start": 14330.08, "end": 14331.58, "text": " situation."}, {"start": 14331.58, "end": 14335.800000000001, "text": " That's going to be first on the list tomorrow because it's actually out of hand."}, {"start": 14335.800000000001, "end": 14339.480000000001, "text": " I feel like I am so low-carrying the team."}, {"start": 14339.480000000001, "end": 14343.04, "text": " I am so low-carrying the team."}, {"start": 14343.04, "end": 14344.2, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 14344.2, "end": 14349.68, "text": " For as disastrous as that looked, that was 89% satisfaction"}, {"start": 14349.68, "end": 14351.320000000002, "text": " right there."}, {"start": 14351.320000000002, "end": 14356.52, "text": " As disastrous as that looked, that was still 89% satisfaction."}, {"start": 14356.52, "end": 14359.560000000001, "text": " OK, so look here."}, {"start": 14359.560000000001, "end": 14362.720000000001, "text": " We didn't get to fully do everything"}, {"start": 14362.720000000001, "end": 14365.080000000002, "text": " we can do in three stars because we did not"}, {"start": 14365.08, "end": 14370.8, "text": " get the new pools yet. But tomorrow's episode, we're getting the big pools to go along with"}, {"start": 14370.8, "end": 14377.44, "text": " the big slides and chat first thing on our list tomorrow, y'all better be ready. We are"}, {"start": 14377.44, "end": 14382.48, "text": " going to figure out this employee situation. There might have to be some difficult conversations"}, {"start": 14382.48, "end": 14386.56, "text": " had tomorrow, but we're going to have to have them because I feel like personally I'm"}, {"start": 14386.56, "end": 14392.84, "text": " giving it my all here and nobody there's a tornado coming today. Yeah, GT chat. That"}, {"start": 14392.84, "end": 14400.48, "text": " That was a very stressful episode, but a great episode."}, {"start": 14400.48, "end": 14404.380000000001, "text": " Nonetheless, a W episode."}, {"start": 14404.380000000001, "end": 14405.380000000001, "text": " Great stream chat."}, {"start": 14405.380000000001, "end": 14406.380000000001, "text": " I love y'all, man."}, {"start": 14406.380000000001, "end": 14412.24, "text": " Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 14412.24, "end": 14415.68, "text": " Appreciate all the gifted subs, don't-nose bits, follows, and of course, I appreciate"}, {"start": 14415.68, "end": 14416.68, "text": " all y'all for this hanging out."}, {"start": 14416.68, "end": 14420.04, "text": " Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night, have a good day tomorrow, and I'll"}, {"start": 14420.04, "end": 14421.04, "text": " see y'all tomorrow."}, {"start": 14421.04, "end": 14422.04, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, I love you tonight."}, {"start": 14422.04, "end": 14423.04, "text": " Peace out y'all!"}, {"start": 14423.04, "end": 14451.86, "text": " D"}]}