Yeah.
I forgot to pull me a drink.
Hold on, partner.
I said hold on Parker, I forgot to pull me a drink.
I said hold on partner. I forgot to pull me dry.
Yeah.
Look how big this hoodie is.
It hooded you!
You
Forgot to call me a drink that's my fault
You already know what time it is though
Hey, you already know what time it is though
Buddy
It is time for a spin.
Mr. Big J with the five, send it!
Oh, Clayne, that's a good one right there.
Pettus Nettian Prince with the five. Thank you.
Look at that. That's a good spin. Hold on. That's a good spin right there.
Yeah. Clay. Hold on.
You'll have your 20th birthday, Chiara. Chatel, Chiara. Happy 20th birthday.
Happy 20th birthday, Chiara.
Cheers, buddy.
Cheers.
Woo!
That's good right there!
Oh, yeah!
That's some good drink!
I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again, once more again, yet
again, once more, yet again, yes again, once more, yes, uh, Kissa K. M. Big Alice, uh,
D. Alexa Spooky Boost, Moot LA, Lauren, Linda, S.M., Korn, Epitaph, Jim Explorer, W. Subbersman,
Pre-Shaw, Red Hoodie!
I repeat, Red Hoodie, partner.
There's no argument.
This is indeed a red hoodie as we live and as we breathe.
Thank you very much.
Red hoodie.
Oh, buddy, oh, pal, your Lex with the TNW, Lex with the TN.
Thank you.
Shout out to everybody's day going on the scale of 1 to 10.
Let me hear it high.
How are we doing on a scale of one to ten up in this thing right now?
Are we doing good?
I became a lawyer today.
cooked. Hey, don't let your client find out that huh that you be watching
case. Oh stream. I mean, Lord have mercy. That is not gonna go over well,
buddy. I mean, big doll hold. Jen, if you found out your lawyer was a case of
viewer, how would you feel about that? How would you feel about that? Great. Leviathan
with the five. What's up case? It's the Dave's triple guy back again. I asked last time what
the top five Wendy's items ever. So what's the top five Taco bill items ever? That's
a great question right there. A beautiful question even top five taco bill items ever.
Okay.
I have two of them guaranteed. Obviously.
The steakhouse burrito is not only a top five taco bill item of all time, it is
the best fast food item ever created in my humble opinion.
So that's one of five.
Two of five is the Sausage Breakfast Crunch Wrap
from Taco Bell.
I don't know if they still do those.
Residue with the five, thank you.
So that's two, you got Steakhouse Burrito,
you have, what did I say?
Sausage Breakfast Crunch Wrap.
Third, I'm going to have to put nacho fries, yeah, nacho fries are going in top five all-time
taco bell list, 100%.
So that's three, Gunter with the five.
So I have two spots left.
know what I'm going chicken quesadilla a good chicken quesadilla that's bringing
up number four or this isn't an order but you know top five taco bell items of all
time you go chicken quesadilla J with the five thank you and then for the fifth
one I am going cheesy gordita crunch not gonna lie that's gotta be top five
right there. The potato, yeah the spicy potato taco could be interchangeable with the cheesy
gordita crunch. But no quesarito. I've never had a quesarito from Taco Bell. Believe it
or not. I've never had one. But I think that would round off my top five Taco Bell menu items.
Your happy birthday, Chiara. Is that a different Chiara? I just wish happy
birthday to another Chiara. Is that a different one? Your happy birthday, Chiara. Chat tell Chiara
happy birthday. You'll symbol with the 500 bits naked chicken chalupa is back Thursday.
Life is worth living. You know what's crazy. I don't think I ever had the naked
chicken chalupa from there. Your happy birthday as well, Harmony. Chat, tell Harmony happy
birthday as well. Happy birthday, Harmony. I will say this. I will say this. Um, Joanna
with the 10. Thank you. 1000 bits from science. Hey case, love your streams. I decided I'm
going into Mortuary Science as a career and hopefully I become a Funeral Director. Any advice?
Hey, I ain't really got no advice for that, but you should never run out of business.
You chose a good business to get into, because people don't ever stop dying.
So you will never run out of business there.
Like if you run like a funeral home or something like that,
you ain't never gonna run out of business.
People dying left or right, somebody's dying right now.
Somebody else is dying.
Somebody else is dying again.
Somebody else just died again.
That's about 10 clients for you right there.
You know what I mean?
with the five W Tucker with the five.
Ain't that crazy though, Chad?
It's crazy somebody dies like every second
and somebody's born like every second.
Dude, that is crazy to me, man.
You're a mad dog with the five.
You're Armando with a thousand bits.
How do you feel about the new,
the new Wendy spicy chicken set?
the what? The what?
Wait, they changed?
It's not a different one, they just changed the existing one?
Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich got an upgrade. New bold marinade delivers a juicier bite.
pink old style breading. What's? Is it good? Yo, did they, uh-uh, did they ruin my chicken
sandwich? Say it ain't so! They're doing shredded lettuce on it now? Tell me you're joking.
They're doing shredded lettuce instead of like the lettuce leaf.
No way.
Yo, natural, with the 500 bits case, my mom is leaving for an African safari in two weeks.
Do you have any advice for her after you review of your animal videos, Gigi?
She chose the wrong time to go on one of those because I've been watching all kinds of those safari videos people out here getting snapped up
Bro, they over do the elephant is walk up to a truck and just flip it over
Now she should be good. I hope she has fun
Cheesy Gordita crunch double decker taco mini crunch wrap and og loaded gorilla were my faves
I don't know if I've ever tried any of those. You'll have your birthday Cambry chack. Tell Cambry happy birthday
Happy birthday, Cambry.
Okay, so I've been gone for a few days.
Can you draw or explain what a slog is?
Is it a person, place, or thing?
Or an action, word, or verb?
When would be the appropriate time to use it?
And can I say it around granny?
Bro, I literally had to explain to my parents
why I've been saying that.
I was playing Resident Evil a couple of weeks ago,
and I died, and instead of dog,
I just started saying shlug instead of dog.
I replaced the D with the SH.
It's just dog.
You just, instead of dog, you just do shlug.
So you use it whenever you would say dog.
There was some people thinking I was saying something else.
My mom thought I was saying something else.
I had to explain it to her.
And you don't, no, we're not spelling it S-L-H-O-G.
We spell it, S-C-H-L-A-W-G, like schlug.
Why'd you do that?
I'll never forget it.
It was two weeks ago.
I'm not saying I invented it or nothing,
but I was playing Resident Evil 4 Remake.
I was in the dungeon area where that blind dude is
with the two claws, and he killed me.
I said schlug, this is ridiculous.
And I kinda got hooked on to it from there.
So, yeah, no, it's not nothing crazy.
Yo, bite with the 20, give the W,
bite with the 20, give the thank you, bite,
W, bite with the 20, give the appreciate that bite.
Pro wanted a detailed definition of what it was.
Yo,
yo, happy birthday, Mia, tell me a happy birthday,
Happy birthday, Mia.
Um, you know, cherry a with 500 bits.
I drew you a backroom's background
in celebration of your new phone case.
Wait, what?
Where at?
Lover with the five.
Is it in a background?
I'll see it in backgrounds. What?
Yo, uh, yo, Cherry, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I, I think it's, I, if I remember right, you said before we was playing, uh, that game, that mountain climbing game.
Can you give it to one of my mods to put it in the, uh, the backgrounds thing?
I need to see that.
The grilled cheese burrito from Taco Bell is so underrated, I have a take on the grilled
cheese burrito that a lot of people might disagree with.
I think the grilled cheese burrito would be better without the grilled cheese on top of
it.
It makes it greasy, hard to handle, and it's just too much.
The grilled cheese burrito, if it did not have the cheese over the top of it, I'm
not going to lie, would be my favorite thing on the menu.
Even or not, the cheese being on top of the burrito
is what prevents me from getting that thing
every time I go to Taco Bell.
It's weird, it's just, it's ooh, you know what I mean?
It's uh-uh, okay.
Ask for no cheese on it, see that's too much effort.
That's too much effort right there.
What is that media?
Oh my goodness, that is tough.
Wait, that is tough.
Yo, WIAAK, Davey Kaso Doodle's on Twitter, bro.
Hold up.
Should I make this my background real quick wait a minute?
Just I make this my background
Yo, that's hard
So what if I should make that my background
Wait, you didn't sign it though.
Oh yeah, you did.
It's bottom right.
See, I was looking out for you.
I was making sure you signed it before I made it in my background.
You're welcome.
Don't say I never did nothing for you.
That's what I do.
is clean hold up I'm about to make that my background real quick hold up how do
that hold on wait save image just straight up stole your picture by the way
straight up stole the picture
Hold on, okay.
Back, ground image settings.
Browse photos.
This one. I think you did it. Let me see.
That's so tough.
That's actually so tough. Oh my goodness. That is tough right there.
That is actually tough.
Oh my goodness. I messed with that. Your happy birthday hand, Chattel hand, happy birthday,
happy birthday hand. Your happy birthday is Will Mikey, Chattel Mikey, happy birthday. Today is a
heavy. Uh, birthday day today. 500 Bistro trolley. What would you do if when you
okay? So he said yes, would go, uh, maybe obsidian with the fire. Thank you.
True, uh, preach. Thank you. Preach. Thank you. Or peach. My bad. Um,
you'll appreciate that pizza as well. W pizza. Happy birthday. Rylan
Chateau Ryland happy birthday happy birthday undead Reaper as well. Okay,
that Alice. Thank you. Thank you, Alice. In case I'm going to college tomorrow,
I won't be able to tune into the strings as often. Do I have permission to go?
No.
No, not gonna lie.
is this a cult? Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. Okay? Hey, don't
ask questions you don't want to know the answer to, buddy. You happy 34th birthday garlic
Parmesan sauce.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yo big poppy, breathe with the tea and hey K,
so I just got my wisdom teeth taken out today,
and I'm 90% sure I'm going to pair it from the pain.
Um, but I'm a serious note,
if you give me some positive vibes and maybe some advice,
I hope the pain gets better soon.
I heard that people getting their wisdom teeth taken out
is very rough.
I haven't personally had it happen, thankfully.
But I hope you get better soon. Thank you.
Um...
Yeah, I got you, uh, uh, eat your W.E. for the 3,000 bits.
I got you. Eat W.E. Thank you. All right.
Get them out of my sight.
It's time to get this done.
Trick with the five. Thank you.
W trick with the five.
Yo, mint with the five.
W mint with the five.
I saw a couple people in the chat saying that the word was easy today.
Now, I don't know if this is some kind of reverse psychology thing where they're trying to make me go into this.
Thinking it's going to be easy and it winds up being extremely difficult and it messes me up.
So I'm just going to do what I always do and cook.
Let's go spiky oh my goodness that's okay it could have been better wait
Simps. Is that a word? No!
Huh?
Hold on, young sprout.
What?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
hold on. Is this a word? No? Stoop. Get this out of my ear right now. Gigi.
Hey, Gigi, get this out of my ear right now.
Hey, chat, hey, Gigi.
Oh, this, this doesn't make any sense.
No, the P does...
Jack, hold up, dude.
Is this a word?
is this a word is this a word is this a word
GG ban everybody I said it was easy
professional with the team
I might do a throwaway word chat way I don't have a throwaway word to do
I don't have a throwaway word to do.
What am I looking at?
Wait, you know what's crazy, I'm going to do this for a throwaway word.
I'm calling.
This makes no sense.
This has to be a word I've never heard of Chad dead serious.
It has to be.
I'm sorry.
The P cannot go second. The P cannot go fourth.
So the information that we have,
complete throwaway word. I'm dead serious. I'm going to have to. Wait, no. This chat,
this is actually incomprehensible. This is incomprehensible right now. You have to understand
and this is incomprehensible.
The fact that the P doesn't go second or third,
wait a minute, I'm stupid.
Wait, I'm stupid!
Wait, no I'm not. Yeah I am.
Shhh!
Bein'!
Hey, yo chat get ready. I'm about to throw cheeks
Bro what is happening?
Oh.
Wait.
Surprise?
Supri?
Supra!
It can't be Supra.
I'm gonna do Supra for a throwaway word.
You actually gotta be kidding me right now.
What is SR?
What?
Wait, this way it's glitched.
Wait, it's glitched.
The I doesn't go third.
The P has to go last.
s r
blank IP
So we have everything but the middle one it has to be s r blank IP it has to be
unless I'm tweaking. The P doesn't go second, the P doesn't go third, the P doesn't go fourth,
period in the discussion and there's an R in it now
wait a minute no hold up bro yeah yeah now I'm about to get completely like
completely but naked in here. Wait, this doesn't make sense.
Jesus doesn't make sense. You're going with the file.
I'm about to I'm about to give up
up.
Come.
Yo, this bad, this bad, this bad, this bad.
Oh my goodness, it's shrimp.
That was painful. Y'all are perverts. So that's why y'all got it so easy. That's the only
explanation. Of course y'all got it easy. Of course y'all got it easy. Yeah y'all, yeah.
Bro said syrup bro. I was grasping for anything I could do man
Nephew with the five and real with the five
You kept saying you were about to do it
Chat bro, I thought bro
What word is syrup?
How do you spell syrup?
Hey, look here, buddy.
At the end of the day, I still got it.
Syrup with a U.
You're dumb. I'm not dumb.
What does Cooper just say?
Case you're actually so washed you might as well hang up the boots and retire from Wordle.
No, I'm not.
How many words start with SR?
Not that many.
Honestly.
Bro, Chad, you've got to understand, when you don't have it in your mind what it is,
You actually just start trying some crazy stuff hoping it's going to hit.
You look mad skinny.
Thank you.
Probably because I've had already nothing to eat today.
I'm about to cook something.
I'm about to cook something, Chad.
Should I cook something?
I'm hungry.
I'm about to cook something, bro.
I'm hungry up in here.
So I cook something, I'm hungry, but cook something, bro, I'm hungry up in here.
I'm about to cook my hash brown ball.
I was wanting to cook me one before stream, but I ran out of time.
You said strip 10 times.
I never said the word strip.
I said I'm about to get butt naked up in here.
That's what I said.
I said I'm about to get butt naked in here.
Connections, you gonna have to kill me
before I do some connections.
You gonna have to kill me before I do connections.
I'll show you all my secret hash brown bowl recipe and make sure I got all my ingredients
real quick.
I don't like that law to cook. I'm hungry though.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah, I got everything.
I'm about to cook up and I'm hungry.
Oh, yeah, I'm about to cook up in here. I'm hungry.
Make sure this camera work.
Where my camera at?
Oh, I'm at this thing about the job!
Yo, that's fancy. Did you see that?
Look at this.
Yo, that's
huff.
Cookin' with queso.
Episode hash brown bowl.
cooking with queso episode hash brown bowl
see if this working
impromptu cooking segment brah I'm hungry brah all I had to do was to french fries
I'm about to die!
I swear I'm hungry!
Oh yeah, let's see if this thing is working!
I'm going to steal this recipe from you.
I'll give it to you.
Chad, y'all, y'all need, I ain't going to gatekeeper.
Y'all want to see my recipe is good.
And it's healthy, believe it or not.
See if this thing still works.
Oh my goodness, it still works, bro.
Oh my goodness, it still works dude.
Bro, the camera still works.
Go put a shirt on instead of moving it, I'll do a burn up.
I'll burn up again here.
I'll get up and cook me some up in here.
What you talking about?
I'm about to cook me something!
Cooking with queso.
Hash brown bowl recipe.
Okay.
Cooking with queso.
Hash brown bowl recipe.
Wait.
I'll mix them up.
Okay, let's go on that mic, bro.
What did I miss?
Not that I'm hungry.
Can y'all hear me right here?
You sure can, partner.
What you talking about?
You sure can.
you better believe it. If the string crashes, it is because I moved the PC and something
blew up. Oh look! I just ripped the top off of the PC. Oh. Never mind, it's good, it's
that I did rip the top off of the PC though no joke I ripped the top off of
the PC I'm dead serious go back
I'm in the wrong but no I go back
There it is, right there!
Oh, yeah!
Look at that angle.
That's clean.
That is clean.
Y'all hear me, by the way?
What did I do to say?
Somebody said somebody's baseball the best sport.
I personally prefer basketball, personally.
But it's okay.
Yo Jack with the five.
Cucumber queso, queso secret recipe that me and my buddy Link came up with.
This is a healthy recipe now.
Don't play with me.
I'm dead serious.
It's healthy.
I'm dead serious.
It is healthy.
Okay, watch.
Watch.
watch. See if the Michael shit right there. Yo, if y'all could see the Mike situation,
there's no way this is gonna. How to hold on. You know what? I think that might be stable
enough to work.
Look at the Mike situation.
That's it with the father.
I got the Mike on top of the chair.
He'd be sharp, by the way.
That's actually, by the way, that's actually a picture of a kid right there.
But actually a picture of a kid.
That's coming out of a Halloween drama.
Smoothie time of the circle with actually a picture of you.
Y'all might not be as young as y'all.
So y'all go back and deal with that.
Bro, look at the mic situation though.
Clean.
Sounds like a my own chat.
Yo, Jackson with a ten.
Oh, that look crew big buddy look crazy over there.
Man, hold up.
I'm gonna go turn this light on.
Hey!
How good can y'all hear me right now?
Scale of one to ten.
Hold on, I can't read the chat.
Chat is a mic sound, normal work sound right now. Low key.
Who just get this sauce?
Yo!
Jackson with the 25 gifted.
W. Jackson with the 25 gifted.
I appreciate that, Jackson.
With the 25 gifted.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen,
out of nowhere cooking with queso episode.
This is an exclusive recipe created by me and my buddy, Link.
This is a healthy recipe, okay?
I want to emphasize that this is a healthy recipe.
Okay, I'm dead serious.
Don't say cat.
Matter of fact, matter of fact, I got the macros.
Now, hold up, hold up.
All right.
I'm really gonna go ahead and start to show you all my recipes.
I only got a couple recipes on here that we stuck with, but I'll show them to you.
What we're making today, let me zoom in to this, let me zoom in, as you can see in the
top right. Me and my buddy made this a few months back.
This this is not even for string dollar seems an exclusive stuff
right now. This is all stuff me and my buddy was doing all
stream.
Okay.
So that being said,
look here.
So what I'm going to make today is an exclusive recipe for y'all, I'm going to be making this
right here.
Ignore the name of that one, that's called strip of beef for a reason, but it's okay.
What I'm going to be making today, I eat this all the time, by the way, constantly.
The heinous hash brown bowl is right there.
heinous hash brown bowl.
We got one egg, one whole egg, just one.
You make me think, oh man, just one egg, what is that?
It's okay, I'm going to handle it.
Five egg whites, which comes out to 230 grams.
I don't know if that makes sense, what I'm pointing at.
Five egg whites come out to 230 grams, class.
And then you've got three turkey sausage leeks right here.
I'm using the sausage bag today.
Emphasis on the turkey.
It can't be regular sausages.
It's got to be turkey sausages.
If you want this to be the exact calories for protein
ratio
And then you got one half brown patty. I'm a so y'all it's 28 grams of Kobe Jack cheese
And this is gonna come out to
535 calories and
49 grams of protein
But you can't beat it
You can't be it.
Let's get to it.
All know who this kid is from son of, was it Jackson?
W, W Jackson.
I'm sorry, Miss Jackson.
All right, hold up.
All right, John.
I'm back. Let me fix the camera real quick, you simpletons.
Alright, look here.
First stage first.
Let's get everything laid out that we need.
Do you understand?
Say yes, Chef, I understand.
Say it.
Say yes, Chef, I understand.
You better say it.
That's what I thought.
First things first, what you're going to need for the hang this hash brown wall and with
anything that you're going to be cooking, you're going to need a skillet.
Got a skillet.
I'm gonna go ahead and put that skim it on my burner so it's ready for when I need to use it.
Skillet is on the burner. Next, when you're making a heinous hash brown bowl,
the thing that takes the longest to cook is the hash brown we air fry at.
So,
Right here, I got me some great value hash brown patties and what you're gonna do with
this great value hash brown patty, you're gonna put it in the air fryer 400 degrees for 12
minutes.
Yes, chef.
This one looks a little freezer burn, not gonna lie, I'm gonna still use it though.
I'm putting this in the air fryer.
Oh yeah, hard on.
Air fry.
12 minutes at 400 degrees.
I hope y'all are writing this down, are you writing this down?
Then anybody that's not writing it down, I'm trying to help you out.
Next, what you're going to need, you're going to need to get your eggs ready and you're
also going to need a digital scale.
As you can see right here, I have a food scale.
That's how we're going to measure not only our egg whites that we're putting in here,
but our cheese that we're putting in here.
So I'm going to put it right here.
First things first, let me get the egg slash egg whites out and take a sip real quick.
Woo!
All right, look here.
Now look here.
And age, we only use one of those now,
but it's still important.
Where's the egg whites I used there?
Hold up!
There it is.
All right.
Eggs, egg whites.
So on the table we got a scale, eggs, and egg whites.
Also, you're gonna need a bowl.
There's the bowl.
I gotta go get that, cause I'm stupid.
My fault.
See, that's what I give for trying to be funny, I just need to, you know, just give it up.
Here you go.
Bowl.
So now what you're going to do with the bowl, you're going to follow these instructions
right here.
Also, get out your Colby Jack cheese work.
Colby Jack goes best on the eggs.
I don't care what nobody got to say.
Colby Jack cheese is the best on the eggs, period.
I don't care what nobody says.
You walk with the Colby Jack.
Also, we have here, this is two.
Two turkey sausage patties here, two of them, don't go more, don't go less, unless you want some extra calories in it, whatever.
So, now that everything's on this table right here, we start getting everything prepared to go in a skip.
It's like one if you're following a ball.
First things first.
One egg goes in a bowl.
One.
Not two.
One egg goes in a bowl.
No, he had executed right there.
Oh, yeah.
Next.
Now you're done with the eggs right there.
You're done with the eggs. Say yes, chef. We're done with the eggs.
Yeah.
Now, this next part is of great importance.
You can't mess your measurements up.
So, so far, all we've gotten in this bowl is an egg.
Just an egg, bro. There's one egg in a bowl.
This part's super important.
Get yourself a measuring, like, what are they measuring, what are they called, a measuring cup or just a regular cup, no matter.
I like using a measuring cup because it's professional.
Now, pay close attention if you ever want K-soaps.
You take your food scale, okay?
You hit power.
When you hit that power button, that means you turn it on, okay?
Next, make sure the unit of measurement is set on grams.
Grounds is the unit of measurement that it needs to be set on.
Okay?
So what you're going to do is you're going to ask if you have it on and have it on
grams.
sound. Okay, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna ask you have it on and have it on grams.
Take your measuring cup if he place it on the scale. Give it a second and then it's gonna show
that there's something in there which you hit tear on the scale and when it hits tear now the
scale says zero which means it's weighing on a blank slate which means it's not measuring
in the cup. Now this is the most important part of the recipe. The egg whites. You're
going to pour the egg whites into this cup until it says 230 grams. Okay, give or take
five grams here or there. You can never get it perfect, but you're gonna pour it until it says 230.
Shhh, shhh, shhh. Hush. I have to focus.
I'm off my board. I have it at 234 grams that's gone.
Next, what you're going to do. You are going to pour your 230 grams of egg whites into
your bowl that has the one egg in it. So just as simple as boop. Now what you have in this
bowl is one whole egg and 230 grams of egg whites. So you still get that egg flavor but
less calories because you're using egg whites and only one whole egg. You're welcome. Yeah,
Yeah, 234 is at whatever.
Oh, so cool!
Do yourself and everyone around you a favor.
Wash your dishes as you go.
Because if you wash your dishes as you go, once you're done cooking, you can just eat
Now, at this point in time, what you're going to do is we're going to season our egg
slash egg whites here and we are going to go salt a whole bunch of it don't play with me
because if you don't season the egg whites it just tastes like you're eating air you don't want
You put a whole bunch of salt in here, that's probably about enough.
You can't do them or it don't really matter.
You gotta make them in white states, give them.
Next!
You saw that pepper on that.
I like the decent amount of pepper on that.
It wasn't all the way secure.
Decent amount of pepper on that.
Next.
Go a little bit of garlic powder in there.
Not too much.
If you get too much garlic powder in there,
it's going to want to taste like boo-boo.
Something like that, right there.
Do I put anything else in here? I don't think I do. So as you can tell our egg
mixture has seasonings all in it, which that's not good for anything if you
don't stir it up. Okay, so I thought you just dropped that thing on the floor and
didn't wash it when you put it back up. I did. Does it matter? No it doesn't.
Stir it up.
Stir it up real good now.
Boom.
Now our one egg and 230 grams of egg whites are stirred up.
Now, the next step that you're going to want to do, you can go ahead and measure out your
cheese.
Matter of fact, let's go ahead and measure out our cheese.
It don't matter what cup you use, I'm going to use a red cello cup.
Turn your scale back on.
Now, this part's important, too.
You've got to get your measurements right.
Once you cup on the scale, hit tail again so it zeroes back out.
You know what I mean?
What we're doing with the Colby Jack cheese, say yes, chef, if you're paying attention.
What we're doing with the Colby Jack cheese, 28 grams.
Okay, 28 grams.
Which means you just put the cheese in here until it says 28 grams on its head.
That's 9 grams.
That's 18 grams right there.
Little bit more. Little pinch.
Did you hear that beep?
That's the noise of the air fryer going off.
How many grams did I say that I say 28 grams? That's 25 grams.
26 grams.
28 grams of cheese!
Now we put that to the side, that goes in almost last.
We have our cheese measured out.
And at this point, I just heard the air fryer go off.
So that means it's time to go ahead and start
the cooking process of the eggs here.
Zoom is starting again.
Right there.
Just slide a little bit.
Hold up.
Oh, yeah.
Also, when we start this up, before I start this up, this is when we take our turkey sausage
patties, two of them, put them in the microwave for a minute.
Yes, chef.
One minute in the microwave.
That's all they need.
It's one minute in the microwave.
That's all they need. It's one minute in the microwave.
Oh.
Oh, that looks nasty.
Okay.
Two turkey sausages on the plate.
They go in the microwave for one minute flat.
This is a microwave.
One minute.
Now what we're going to do
is we're going to go get our hash brown
out of the air fryer.
Give me one moment.
Now that hash brown, when you put it in that air fryer for 12 minutes at 400 degrees exactly,
it comes out looking perfect every time.
Watch this.
Oh, man!
Would you just look at it? That, ladies and gentlemen, is a perfectly done hash brown.
It's beautiful. Now, is my absolute least favorite part of the recipe here. I hate doing this.
It looks stupid. It is stupid. But it is what it is. Also, while we're about to do this stupid process,
Let's go ahead and get the egg mixture started in the skillet.
What you don't want to do is get you some of that Pam.
Spray just a little bit of that on that skillet right there.
Look at that.
Bop!
Next, turn your skillet on medium-high heat.
I have one that goes up to 10, so I put it on 8.
Take your egg mixture, the egg mixture just goes into the skillet and that's going to heat up.
Now, hold on, hold on Carter, we're not done yet.
All right.
The sausage just peaked, which means now it's
my least favorite part of the recipe.
I hate doing it.
Two sausage patties are going on the plate with the hash brown.
Now you may be saying, yo, it's a hash brown bowl, you idiot.
Why are they still whole?
This is when the queso smash-up form comes into play.
So what you're going to do is you're going to smash up the hash browns and the sausages
onto the plate.
Just dice it up with the end of the shovel here.
See how it's getting all like.
You see that?
Now you do the same thing with the sauce.
Just keep your hands open and up.
Look at that, Chad.
I mean, big dog.
What else do you want me to do for this?
Now after the sausage and the hash browns are all diced up,
just mix it in, mix it in together, you know what I mean?
Look at that, look at that number right there.
Absolute perfection.
There's no way around it.
We're gonna use this same show
if we're scooping the eggs around.
We're going to just dice up one hash brown patty and two turkey sausage patties.
We're going to put that over here.
We're going to leave that there until the eggs are done.
Also, remember, we've still got our cheese over here chilling.
That goes on next to last.
Don't forget to put your cheese in the fridge when you're done with it.
Good.
Now, all we're waiting on,
all we're waiting on right now, ladies and gentlemen,
is the eggs to start turning white in that skillet.
And when they start turning white,
that is when you start stirring them.
Yes, chef.
And then you may be thinking,
man, this looks kind of stupid.
Just watch.
When it all comes together, it's beautiful.
It's only 535 calories and 49 grams of protein.
That calorie to protein ratio is absolutely unbelievable.
I should be charging y'all for this info.
But I'm not.
I'm sending it out for free because I'm a good dude.
The eggs are starting to turn white, ladies and gentlemen.
Now it is time to start stirring our eggs here.
Now just, you know, just normal fringes. Just do it until it's done.
Oh, yeah, it's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
Let me tell you, buddy.
Some things in life...
Some things in life can't be beautiful, like the heinous hash brown ball.
Keep stirring until the eggs are all solided up.
And I'll show you what they look like. We're almost there.
I eat this almost every day.
I mean it's only 535 calories of 49 grams of protein you really can't eat.
Look at that.
Eggs are done.
Check off the heat.
Do a little bit of edge to stir and look at that.
Look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that.
And now it all comes together like a beautiful painting.
Take your cheese now, go over the top, it's important.
The cheese goes on before the eggs, so the cheese can melt in.
in. Boom. And then your eggs go over the top of the sausage, the hash brown, and the cheese.
And then you stir it all in.
Hold up.
Look at this, watch when it's all stirred up, watch.
Look at that, the cheese starts melting in with the egg whites and that sausage and
That hash brown, you may think mandarin eggs with awful white,
that can't taste good.
I promise you, if you season them the way I did,
combined with that Colby Jack cheese,
combined with that sausage,
combined with that hash brown,
it comes out to a beautiful,
absolutely majestic thing.
Hold on.
It looks fire.
The crazy thing is, it literally tastes almost like a Waffle House hash brown bowl, but it's
535 calories and 49 grams of protein.
That should be illegal.
Look at that, bro.
Shlaw.
Look at that.
Look at the cheese.
Look at the hash brown.
Look at the eggs.
Look at the sausage.
I mean, cuck.
And it's good.
Need some hot sauce?
Nope.
The first time I did it, I did it.
With hot sauce, it's way better on its own.
Look at that.
Lori with the five, thank you.
You know, I swear.
But that fan made me look fat, bro.
Look at that.
I'm not that fat.
That's good eating right there, buddy.
That's good eating right there.
Did you like my recipe?
That's free now.
That's free.
You're welcome. Hey, you are welcome.
This has been cooking with queso.
Hash brown bowl.
Hey, you're welcome, partner.
Oh, yeah.
Remember, 535 calories, 49 grams of protein.
Okay?
Gordon Ramsay has 24 hours to respond, bro.
I just put y'all on.
your happy 19th birthday bell.
I just put y'all on.
That ain't doing it.
Go.
That's some good eating right there.
No ketchup?
You don't need no ketchup.
That's extra calorie, bro.
If I was making something, I didn't care about the calorie to protein ratio, I could
have whipped up something devious in here.
I ain't had any ketchup, but it is.
me look here hey look here you know what I mean no I almost lost my life almost
I almost choked almost choked turkey sauces or turkey patty turkey sauce
what was I doing again oh yeah chat look here I've done it with hot sauce it's
better with no sauce I'm dead serious it's better. Carolina with the five. Chat no
joke are y'all gonna try this? If you're trying to eat healthy I swear it's good.
You better try it chat. My mom said you did so much better without me. No. Hey
case if you don't mind can you start over from the very beginning I just found
my pen and notepad
you're gonna have to tune into the second channel
you want to tune into the second YouTube channel more case so because I
I ain't startin' that over.
Be some wash while I'm eatin' it.
All right, we're doin' job!
Oh, I'll try to do something to watch while I'm eating.
Cover the grounds.
Make sure she's not hiding.
Right there.
I hear the blues about to head off.
Okay, my boy, shoot.
My boy won't do it right now.
Yeah, look at how locked in he is I need to when he's locked in
Look at him, Chattie locked in.
Looks like a little dog playing with a toy or something, just locked in.
I wanted to trap you here.
Trying to be up late this game?
Well he's on the easiest difficulty?
No he's not.
Is he really?
No he is not.
No he's not.
Fuck this guy ass.
You know what?
I don't blame him.
Fuck this guy ass.
You know what? I don't blame him.
Hold on, Momos, don't eat me.
There you go!
Blow his head out!
Ow!
No, please!
He needs a mobby in his chat, I would have banned this dude right here.
I would have banned, I would have banned this dude right here.
I would have banned this dude right here.
Hey, he needs the mobby in his chat, I'm about to clear that thing out.
Come on, chat, I'm almost done.
out of being that dude right though. All of his men want to kill me, but you want to give me a learn.
Yo, that's crazy. Yo, that is crazy right there. Yo, let's get this, let's get this dude banned right here.
I hate this for it. What more does this again?
I wanted to get themselves my car.
to cry looks like diarrhea
no joke I tried to get themselves in that car wouldn't go through
my car wouldn't go through
hold on time almost done eat hold on give me a minute
oh man that's nasty
You know what I mean?
They didn't give us a choice.
Why don't you follow them real ones now?
Why can't follow anybody in my whole family or die?
Kill to survive.
Well, David gives me some weird ass vibes.
We have to take care of our own.
My enemy's necessary.
Can't do it.
So now what?
But if I was going to follow, it'd be my boy.
I'd rather not.
Please tell me, Ellie.
You're so foolish.
Yo, Ellie got so much orichage, it's actually crazy, bruh.
You're contrary.
I've been bad.
Quite honest, bruh.
Bro, Ellie is so tough, bruh, it's crazy, dude.
The only way I'm gonna be able to convince her-
I remember when I first played the last of us,
I thought it was gonna be terrible.
I thought it was going to be like an Ashley and Leon situation to where you're like carrying
this little kid around and she don't know how to do nothing because she's like 12.
But nah, she is tough.
Now that being said in the remake, in the Resident Evil 4 remake, Ashley is actually
the goat.
In the OG Resident Evil 4 she is hard to deal with, but in the Resident Evil 4 remake she
She, she got it.
Come on my last bite.
Oh, he is.
He's up with the 10,000 bits.
He's a mom.
From Casey's car to client.
He's good scripted.
Thank you, Casey.
Fucking finger!
I can't prove it, but I'm 99.
He's just not giving me good vibes.
I think this guy's evil.
Yeah, he is.
Why's he touching my hand?
Goal. Ain't all that.
Time to get pieces.
Hey, W. M-
Hey!
Oh!
I don't know how to do a rape, which ain't a baby.
I don't know if this guy's sus.
Everybody in the last of us is sus.
The goat, the goat is up, the goat.
Ellie?
That was goody, right there, Chad. Let me tell you that's goody.
For Chad.
David served Ellie human means.
Everybody in the chat is now thirsting for Joel, of course
Go figure, buddy
Go figure who would have thought
Who would have thought I
Might just stick with the shirt and be to rest the stream. I don't feel like changing again. Oh
Man I fool, bro
Man I fool
Oh, yeah, Chad, did you enjoy that cooking with queso right there?
You're welcome for the free recipe.
Hey, I don't just give those, hey, I don't just give those recipes out to anybody.
Okay.
Do more spontaneous cooks.
Should I do more spontaneous cooks?
You know what time it is now, though, don't you?
Hey, you know what time it is now, don't you?
Yeah, you do.
What time is it, buddy?
Hey, what time is it?
I know, you know, spooky time, buddy.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen, it is a great time because it is time of the spooky.
You already know.
Type one if you know type two if you don't know type one if you know type two
if you don't know it is spooky time up in here
man that brown ball was good Chad I swear
you
You
I've been every heart beat, I've fallen in love with never with me
I ask in you, do you know about me?
How will I know? Give me a stick, give me a leaf
I've fallen in love, but I do share a hand with you
Falling in love, it's all better, baby
Spooky time!
Spooky time, buddy!
You better believe it.
You got you a dive beyond, Bubba?
Huh?
I want to know.
Ha!
How it ain't up?
I think you really love me.
I say a prayer and then I reach for you.
I fall in love.
Only me.
Get you a diaper, young brother.
You already know what time it is.
It is time of the spooky up in this thing.
right here right now. Name of this game is um there is no, there's no title.
Nightguard the last shift. Now you know me. I have some experience working the
night shift. Okay. I have some experience doing that. So I should be good at this.
All things considered. Options, video, what?
Bro, you can't be having pop ups like that. I thought I was cool.
I can't what I can't turn the frames up past 60. I bet
Star four systems.com what you talking about?
All right lock in
Let's go night guard the last shift
Gg
Into the guard booth. Yeah, Gg
You'll never believe this.
The sensitivity is perfect off-route.
Booty crust sprinkles with the five.
You know what else you'll never guess?
I'm plopping the car off.
Don't judge me.
Hey, don't judge me, pal.
All right, let's enter the guard booth.
Y'all remember that horror game that we played a long time ago called the guard booth?
Literally, I think that's what the name of it was.
Place the gun on the desk.
Wait, what?
We brought a bleakie.
Pick up the keyboard.
Wait, is this like that guard booth game?
Eugene with the five thank you.
Where my clipboard at?
Wait for the next vehicle.
Okay, so this is like the guard booth game.
Oh, these must be the license plates we gotta match up.
Wait, that is just like that game.
Catherine with the five thank you.
Okay, so Krusty cheeks with the five what?
What cars that hey, how you doing? Well, I don't need to be nice on the guard. Let me be gruff
Hello Melissa with the five, thank you
Welcome. Give me a second. I need to check your license plate.
Do they pay you to talk?
No, but they pay me to beat people to death with a night stick.
You want to be the first one?
I'm not about to start my night off like this.
Ain't no way!
Wait!
Maximus with the five.
None lost your mind.
CON01EE.
I suppose you're good to go, unfortunately.
Wait, I did not mean to deny that.
Wait, I did not mean to.
I'm going to restart.
I didn't know how that worked.
I'm going to just restart real quick.
I thought I was going to tell him he was good to go.
OK, never mind.
Oh, it's randomized.
That's kind of cool.
So if they're good, I just do this.
OK, I got it now.
Hold on, make sure nobody's coming through here real quick.
Chad, it was my first day on the job, man.
Cut me some slack.
It's all right.
Hello?
Is that the same guy?
Give her a license plate, though.
Give me a second.
you check your license plate. All right. See this guy wasn't rude. Thank you so much. You just said
all right. Thank you so much. 0xD76TT. You're good to go. Let me open the door now.
You're good to go. Thank you so much for being polite. Have a great day at work or whatever
you're doing. Thank you. W guard chat. This place is in
good hands with me running the gate.
What is this goober doing?
Just decide on a spot.
There we go.
Have a good day at work.
Thank you.
Oh, bro snapped up. Why is he? He good?
All right, I guess we just wait for another, uh, car to come through.
This is a chill job. Chad, would you do this job?
Oh, another car. Lock in.
Hello?
Um, good evening. Let me check your license plate. Come on, I'm going to hurry. Don't
rush me. I have to do this. This is for everyone's safety, including yours. Thank you very much.
ABC 98 FF. That is the third one on the list. They're good to go.
Hey, you're good to go, but don't you ever rush me again. You understand me? Go ahead.
You're happy birthday, Annie.
Try to tell Annie happy birthday, happy birthday, Annie.
All right, close that.
Chad, look here.
Don't nobody want to play with me, because look, somebody wants to give me some attitude.
There's going to be problems.
Waitin' on another one.
Lock in.
Type one if your name is Annie.
Oh, hey, hey look here bud.
Don't you ever rush me again.
You're lucky I can't come over there.
Don't you ever rush me again.
I hope you have a terrible day at work.
That's how you stand on business right there chatting. Don't let nobody run over you. You
got to stand you got to stand up for yourself. Okay. Wait, can you look at you can look
Okay, Cams, that's not good.
GG.
I hear a car.
Hello there.
How are you doing on this fine evening?
Welcome, give me a second.
I need to check your license plate.
Come on, I'm gonna hurry.
That is not a valid license plate, darm.
Right?
Yeah, that's not a valid license plate.
Hey, your license plate does not match my papers here.
You can't come through.
Have a good one.
What did you say?
I'm speaking to the manager.
I am the manager, buddy.
Yeah, exactly.
What you gotta say?
I'm speaking to the manager.
Yeah, exactly. What you gotta say about that?
I am the manager.
Get up out of here!
I'mma make sure you get all the way out of here.
I can't go no further than that.
Who could possibly be calling us right now, Chad?
Hello?
Hey, Logan, it's Matt.
I'm Logan.
Oh, hey, Matt, what's up?
I forgot to restock the paper roll in the ticket printer.
Can you take care of it?
Since it's a question, I'm just going to say no.
I absolutely cannot take care of that.
I got other businesses to attend to.
What choice do I have?
There should be a few roles left in the maintenance room.
I'll get to at least, I'll get to, who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who?
At least I'll get to stretch my legs.
All right, I guess I'm a night guard
and a maintenance individual.
Oh, this kind of, Chad, I haven't let three cars in here have I?
Where's the maintenance room at?
Oh, this kind of, Chad, you don't do chap parking garages are creepy at night, bro.
I swear.
Okay, just got to be it over here.
I left the gun.
It's all right.
Surely we won't need it.
OK, is this it?
Oh, that's the elevator.
Here we go.
Oh, no.
Hey, find and pick up the paper, the printer paper roll.
This looks like it would be in here, maybe.
No chat work, GG.
I should have brought the gun, huh?
Somebody said the gun will be gone.
Could you imagine?
Not only would I get fired, I would get like arrested.
That is like insane negligence right there.
Okay, this is very back roomy.
Where is the wallpaper wall?
Paper roll.
Huh?
Paper roll.
Chat, there's no way this is in my job title. I'm the security guard.
Gigi.
Chat, it's not in here.
It said printer paper roll.
It said printer paper. That's what we're looking for. You already know what's
gonna happen if we can go here. I need to go back to the guard booth. No joke. I
don't have time for this. It's probably a car waiting. I gotta go back. I don't
know where the paper is. I'm gonna call that new back or something. I've been
gone too long. I sold. Oh my goodness. I sold. I sold.
Lord have mercy. It is over. What have y'all done chat? Y'all really did it this time? Oh!
There ain't nobody here. I gotta call this dude back. Find and pick up the printer paper roll.
Can I get my gun and bring it with me?
I can't.
Leave him that here?
Where is the printer paper?
I know y'all did something with it.
He's so drunk.
He's doing all this running.
Yo, happy birthday, Coco Poofs! Thank you!
No, I can't take the elevator.
So I actually have no idea, chat, where this is. That's not it.
That's not it.
It was literally like one pixel on the table.
That thing was the size of like me on that table right there.
That is crazy.
I'll just bring this back.
I'm assuming the ticket printer's like in our booth.
OK, still no car.
That's good.
Where's the ticket printer at?
Ticket printer?
Insert the paper mold into the ticket printer.
Where exactly would that be?
That's Keith's.
Chad is my first day on the job, Chil.
It's my first day on the job, relax.
OK, there we go.
We're good.
Now we wait for the next vehicle.
What's the name of this game?
nightguard shift, night shift or something, something like that.
This is kind of a vibe.
Chad, type one of your security guard IRL.
It seems like a shield job and everything's going good.
Oh, I hear a car.
How you doing?
Yes, good evening, I need to check your license plate.
What are you waiting for?
Every single person that's came through here has been rude except for the first guy by
the way.
Yum!
That is a active correct license plate.
Unfortunately, you're good to go.
Go ahead.
Have a good day, I guess.
Hurry up now, get on my feet.
Yum.
Case what snack should I order?
Gets you some hot Cheeto puffs.
get some Reese's Pieces also get you some uh get some uh like some sour
skills
hot Cheetos are fire hot Cheetos are fire but I'm specifically saying the
Hot Cheeto Puffs. Hot Cheeto Puffs are actually like, bro.
They're great.
How are you? Everybody runs the same car.
How you doing?
Give me a second, you need to check your license plate.
What do you wait for?
Why is everybody so disgustingly rude?
That is not a valid license plate.
Nope.
Make sure.
Nope.
Hey.
Guess what, buddy.
Denied!
Oh, dear, one of these days I'm going to lose my mind.
Is that a threat?
That sounded like a threat to me, Chad.
I'm not going to lie.
Check the cameras.
GG.
Wait, what? He should be walking right there if he was on that camera.
Oh, there he is. Okay, now that's just the person that we let in first leading chat. We're good, chill.
That's the person that we let in first that actually wasn't rude. Looks like they're leaving. Hey, that's a short shift.
That was enough for like 10 minutes. What kind of job you got?
Do I gotta let him out too, I'm assuming?
Yep.
You have a good day at work.
All right.
Do I need to talk to you?
No.
Have yourself a good night, thank you.
Hello.
Hello? Hey Logan, it's me. Me who? The big boss. Oh, GG. The one and only. A customer
called with a complaint says a nail punctured one of his tires and wants us
to fix it. Take care of it.
What? What on this planet Earth does that actually have to do with me?
Bro, what does that have to do with me?
How can you even pinpoint that the nail came from us?
What do we got a company branded nail?
Take care of it, we don't even have the tools
to patch a tire.
Just use the tire inflator in the maintenance room.
It should hang on, log it up for him to get out of here.
I have a question.
Shoot.
You're going to include this as overtime pay, right?
Oh my goodness, W main character.
Finally asking the important questions.
Boss, he hung up.
I should quit right now.
On everything I love, I should quit right now.
You got me all the way messed up.
Was that car there before?
Wait, that's a red car.
That car was not red when I inspected it.
What?
I didn't even see a tire inflator.
Tire inflator? Boss? Ha? Oh, wait a minute. You think I'm going to sit out here with
with a manual tire inflator.
This is gonna take an hour.
Hey, Chad, I'm the security guard, by the way.
This what you use to air up like an inner tube or something.
Whose car is it?
None of these look flat.
Jack, this is actually ridiculous.
L Parker, by the way.
Oh, I ain't got a man to be doing it.
We're good.
Who?
That thing is old!
You know we got a tire rim fighter from the 1950s.
Put it back.
I cannot believe, you know I'm trying to complain because at least I got a job, you know what
I mean.
But I cannot believe they are making me do all of this when I'm the security boot guy.
All right, let's get back to our booth real quick.
Do I hear something?
All right, let's get back to our booth real quick.
Do I hear something?
Okay.
Oh, making sure that goes.
Yes.
Yes, I need to check your license plate.
Didn't even say anything.
There is no way this matches up.
Nope.
I'm almost afraid to turn them away
because we're going to get killed.
Unfortunately, your license plate does not match our records.
Have a good one.
Hello?
Sir?
Hello?
Sir?
We're dead!
Who does this ticket go for? What is this?
Wait, what?
Chad, what is this right here?
Is that like a special ticket for somebody that can get let in?
Alright.
Hello?
Hey Logan, did you take care of that tire?
Logan, did you take care of that tire? Yes I did boss.
Gray, but I got more complaints so you need to handle something else. I'm about to walk out of here.
Boss, you made me pop another cough drop. I hope you're happy.
That's only two on the stream though. That's only two.
Great. A customer called to complain about the oil spills says he dislocated his hip after
slipping on one. That's such a lie. That is such a lie. It's not even funny, boss. Can
you grab the mop and clean them up? It should be somewhere in the maintenance area. This
is actually ridiculous. This is actually ridiculous. So am I a security guard chatter
Am I just like a janitor that they happen to have run the security booth? Something's telling me I am getting scammed here
They better be paying me like two hundred thousand dollars a year. This is ridiculous man
Yeah, I'm a floater check I never know the floater at your workplace
Floaters always have the worst job because they make them do everything that nobody else wants to do.
There's the mop.
Eight dollars an hour.
It's a floater!
That cannot, that is not, what?
How did that work?
Buddy, that can't be a mop.
Chad, I got a feeling something real bad is about to happen.
Lock in.
Okay.
I got a bad feeling.
I got a feeling.
out of feeling. This guy was the last one right here. Oh my goodness, they were doing
the grimace shake challenge. Y'all remember when people were getting the grimace shake
and dying? Put them all back in the restroom. Okay. Y'all remember that people was getting
the grimace shake from McDonald's the lights would go off they would turn the
screen back on and they'd be like dead on the floor with the shake everywhere
because apparently grimace if you bought a grimace shake would like kill you
that was like that happened you like two years ago something like that
Excuse you.
You can't be here.
This area is off limits.
I've got a bad feeling.
What do you mean?
Do you believe in fate?
Have you ever wondered whether the day will, have you ever wondered whether the day will
die and how it will happen, how it's already been written?
What do you mean, whether the day will die?
Big dog, you ain't making no sense right now.
I don't believe that sort of thing.
Maybe you should.
All right, you need to leave.
Why did,
was that a threat?
Light them up.
I ain't got the bleakie.
For some reason they won't,
they won't let us carry the gun
when we're doing these things.
Is this an employee or is this just started out wondered in here I wonder
Wow this might be game of the year
Okay, it's an employee.
Chat, something is not right.
We got another car.
I keep having a feeling when I come back, my gun's gonna be gone.
Hello?
I need to check your license plate, of course.
CWI employee, not being rude.
QUI 55ST, yep.
You are good to go.
You have yourself a great day.
Thank you so much!
They all lag, is it lagging?
Cap!
I'm not a star, somebody lying, I got a chopper in the car.
It ain't lagging.
You check hands again.
Wait, what?
Out the close, I might try to pull out when I check the cams, lock in.
GG.
Okay.
Who is that?
That might be the guy that just got here.
Okay, nothing.
Yeah, that's the guy that just got here.
Okay.
Yes.
Oh, a different car.
I think.
Good evening, I need to check your license plate for I can let you in.
What are you waiting for?
I swear I can't stand this job.
RIM?
Nope?
Oh yeah.
RIB09WW.
You're good to go.
I never left the gate now.
Hold on, A.W. on a car for waitin' though.
Yo, I coulda messed up, have a good one!
On the streetcams again.
Nothing there.
nothing there. Wait, where'd that cargo that just pulled up? Wait, what? Oh, he's right
there. Wait, is that the dude that just snuck up on me? I don't think so. Okay.
Chats, something, something's off. It's high point if you got a bad thing.
Hello? Logan, you need to take care of something else.
Boss, I can't do this no more, man.
I'm about to put my two weeks notice in, Chad.
This is ridiculous.
What now?
The cones haven't been placed in the parking spaces. Put them where they belong.
Your co-worker Matt was supposed to do it, so you can thank him.
Hey, the boss never asked the question or answered the question, by the way.
Am I getting paid overtime for this?
Yeah, L Matt.
Oh, no.
Oh my goodness, it is so dark in here.
That sounded like somebody, I didn't leave this door open.
I did not leave that door open or this one.
Somebody came in here and turned the power off.
Looks like the fuse blew, I need to replace it.
I bet there's gonna be some in this room over here.
I bet that's what these are
in these little boxes, chat where it gets over.
Are these uses?
These?
There it is.
Somebody's in here.
Bruh.
We're so close.
Oh, coach.
That is very ominous.
Pick up the counts and put it in place.
He's right behind me, isn't he?
We're good. Everybody chill.
I still don't understand who did this,
but it had to have been somebody doing it,
because both of those doors was open.
Hey, remember, chat remember, we are the security guard.
You can't be in here.
Now come here.
Don't you ain't gonna disrespect me.
They're gone.
Let's eat this done.
What's the Cones doing?
What Cones?
Pick up the Cones and put them in place.
What Cones?
Maybe the one that's just knocked over over here?
Wow, that was easy.
See, that all we needed to do was one.
Wait, is that actually all there was was one?
Say it ain't so.
I got an achievement for that.
Pick up the cones and put them in place.
It's still saying that.
You're really going to make it that, beat that specific cone out of all of them?
I have to do all of them but I can only pick them up in order maybe chat this job. This is this is job job job job job
All right, we have to chat
Sorry
Sorry chat it had to be done
Wait, there's two more after this one. Yeah, we're good
I got a job, cap.
Was that necessary? No.
But do I regret it? No.
Sometimes y'all got to hear that.
Every now and then y'all just got to hear it, Chad. I'm sorry. It is what it is.
Last one.
The last one wait for the next vehicle
Oh that was quit lock him
One of these days one of these vehicles is gonna come through here with like a gun or something we're gonna be cool
How are you doing?
Good evening, sir. Let me check your license plate.
Come on, I'm in a hurry. Just like everybody else says that comes through here, apparently.
S-O-L-3-3-B-N. Yes, that is confirmed. You are good to go.
Reaper with the five. Thank you. You're good to go. Have a good day at work. Thank you!
Have a good one!
Check these cams real quick.
That's who just pulled in.
Let's see who gets out of the car and chat. We're stalking.
This is part of our job though. We got to make sure there ain't nobody weird getting out of the car.
What is he doing?
Is he going to somebody else's car?
Is you just throwing something in the trash can?
Sir.
What?
Excuse me, you can't just pee in the trash can.
Like it's not supposed to be my problem, but the boss will probably call me and be
like, hey, somebody else complained.
Somebody peed in the trash can.
You got to go in there and clean it.
Another ticket.
We have two tickets now.
We have the one up top and then the one down there.
So I'm assuming all these tickets are, are ones that aren't on the main list and if they
come through and they're on that ticket, then I just straight up let them through, right?
Did anyone in here confirm that?
Yes.
Bet.
Got him in my camera bag.
Yes, I did.
Yes.
Need to take your license plate.
All right, thank you for not being rude, finally.
L-E-O-4-4-C-V, yep, you're good to go.
Thank you, have a great day of work, appreciate it.
I like that beanie case, you can get it
at caseoldgames.com.
Ha ha ha!
Keep on.
Let's check camps again.
Everything from now on everybody that we let in,
we need to watch them on cams to make sure that I'm doing nothing crazy like that dude just did.
Okay, I think this is no more right here.
Lucy goosey with the five, thank you.
This is nowhere. Yo nerdy girl with that 25 gifted Lord have mercy w nerdy girl with that 25 gifted. Oh my goodness
I appreciate you for the 25 gifted nerdy girl. Thank you chat w nerdy girl with that 25
Gifted got another car coming in lock in
Oh, another van.
Uh, yes.
Sorry about earlier. My hearing's been acting up lately.
Why don't you roll down the window? I'm sure you can hear me much better.
I don't think that's a good idea. It's cold down here.
My throat's very sensitive to temperature.
Could you check my license plate and let me in?
Sure.
This is the van that was dirty earlier.
Your license plate is still, is this name serious?
Ride style with the five.
Dude, I still can't read your license plate.
You can't come in here.
Can you at least tell me your license plate numbers
before I can take the list?
I can't remember it.
My memory is what it used to be.
And I can't let you in.
I see.
Is this dude for real?
Yo, nerdy girl with another 25 gifted again.
W-WHAT?
Get the gun, get the gun, get the gun, get the gun.
What is happening? What is happening?
Oh no.
What was he doing?
W nerdy girl for real with the 50 total gift that I appreciate you for real. Thank you.
was he trying to run me over get his license plate we can't because it's
dirty
gg
the first ticket was him but the thing is we can't even read his why is that
camera going so fast on the tone is that supposed to be doing that I'm
I'm guessing it is.
Do I see somebody laying by that car over there?
Okay, no, it's just a bad camera quality.
Chad, I'm, something is not right.
Yo, Mars with the five, thank you.
Yes, you take your license plate. Do they pay you to talk? I swear I can't stand up.
Okay, Chad, look. That ticket is the one here. So, unfortunately, I have to let them through even though they were rude. It is what it is.
You're good to go, unfortunately.
Hey, there's been a couple creepy things happen, but the good news is, nothing absolutely like terribles happened.
Let me check camps. Smoke you with the five. Thank you.
Okay. Walking in like normal. We should be good. Yo, Brunner with the five. Thank you.
Yo, nerdy girl with another 25 gifted again. W nerdy girl with another 25 gifted again.
Lord have mercy. W nerdy girl for real with the 25 again. I appreciate you. Thank
Thank you.
Another ticket bar that scares me every time.
Yo, if that band comes back through, we got problems.
No joke.
What is this one?
Crying.
That ain't good.
Somebody has cry on their license plate.
We gonna be crying.
Oh, there's been a radio here.
Oh
Yeah, hey, uh, working at the secure.
I can't wrap on that beat sir.
You gotta stop sneaking up on me.
You again.
It's a bad night to be alone down here.
Hey, I'm about to pull out the blinking.
What do you mean?
You should go home son.
off don't call me son you do not know me. Okay you better calm down with that.
A few dollars ain't worth it. You know how much they pay me. I make they pay me
five hundred million dollars a year to run this booth buddy. A few dollars ain't
worth it. I have you know I could buy this whole establishment right now. I
just choose to show up to work every day so I'm gonna have something to do. What
you talking about? A few dollars ain't worth it. Do you mean they pay me
500 million a year run this place.
Done lost your mind a few dollars.
Central with the five. Thank you.
So what y'all saying? Can't be on my side.
By the way, where did I leave my parent, sir?
You are starting to to disrespect my public
That's three.
That's only three.
By the way, sir, you're starting to really disrespect me.
Where's your parrot, bro?
I'm a grown man.
Get out my face.
The phone, can't you hear it?
Hello?
Stay there, don't you do nothing crazy.
Hello?
Logan, my favorite employee.
Are you happy to hear my voice?
No, I'm not.
Because every time you call, you make me do some extra work.
I got a new job for you.
Who would it be?
What is it this time?
Another one of those idiot customers
lost his wife's purse somewhere.
Can you find it?
And what am I supposed to do if I find it?
Leave it on your desk in case that, oh, wow, that's rude.
All right.
He's not gonna be behind me now.
Yep, that dude is weird.
Anyway.
Wait for the beat to kick in.
Oh.
Oh, that's a different one.
Uh, and hold on, there's going to be a beat on this one.
Look, yeah, uh, this is a little too slow.
All right, let's go find this person.
Let's see if there's another beat.
Oh, hold up now!
Let it talk!
Hold up!
Okay, then it's not consistent enough.
It's still too fast to wrap on.
All right, let's go find this purse.
I should be taking my sweet time, though.
Got a loop for somebody to purse.
Man, you got me messed up.
That is the craziest parking job I have ever seen in my life.
Bro.
Bro look like he parked on like a showroom floor or something.
Well, there ain't no person here.
I would have seen it by now.
Never mind.
got it. Again, do all this extra work that's not my job, and I'm not getting paid for it.
There we go. Anyway.
Who's like some church is fired to it?
And
Let the be kicking over
Yeah, hold up.
Ah.
Working at the garbage.
I got to take a doo-doo.
Somebody car-hawking.
Got to go do somebody quit.
I need the Blinky.
Somebody come with me.
I'm scared to death.
I'm doing some... I'm not doing no drugs.
And now let's go.
There was a humongous individual in the doorway to the elevator.
Were you going to say I'm doing some math?
No.
What are you talking about?
Why don't I do that?
Wait, they have a top hat on.
That was the same person that was peeking around this corner earlier.
You look here.
Bro thinks he's Mr. X from Resident Evil 2.
Bro, you are not him.
I promise you.
Walk around the trashcote with a top hat on.
You are not the tyrant, buddy.
Hello?
Did you find the purse?
boss look here I'm sick and tired of you calling me but yeah I got it good the
guy who called earlier almost lost my life Lorena with the team thank you
Oh, that's nasty.
Mixing that drink with them cough drops, that's nasty.
The guy who called earlier is paranoid and wants to keep that every one's sight.
What's in that purse?
Where are you trying?
Leave the purse in the maintenance area.
Stop choking stop doing cough drops. Why are you calling it doing cough drops like I'm doing bro?
What doing stop doing cough drops? You want like I'm over here doing like bro what?
Well leave it here.
Maybe I'll leave you on that other side.
Yo, I'm kind of curious what's in here. I'll low key want to see what's in here.
Yo, can we not look in there?
What was that?
Yo, that sounded like the automatic...
What's the van doing here?
It burnt rubber when it pulled up, too.
It let itself in.
You gotta be kidding me.
Wait, the door is closed.
My gun's gone.
Here's what we do.
We leave.
We leave and act like we never showed up to work today.
Hello?
Hey Logan, an angry customer just called and says the parking garage exit is closed.
What's going on?
I don't know what happened.
I think somebody snuck in and stole my gun, boss,
because my gun is missing off my desk.
Could there be a problem with the mechanism?
I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure someone did this.
They're calling again.
Fix it.
We have bigger problems, boss.
The keys are missing, too.
got a baby in there? Where's the driver supposed to be? The baby could be in danger. I have
to do something. I need to force the doors open. I saw a crowbar. Bruh. You've got to
be kidding me. This can double as a weapon.
This is a trap, by the way.
Is that a doll? I got a bad feeling there's blood everywhere.
G.G.
The fuse box is c-
Oh, it's over.
I just saw something move at the end of the hole.
Chat it so over. It is so over.
Bro, the doll's missing.
And remember, we don't even have the gun anymore.
That's a doll, by the way.
I hear footsteps.
Ow!
Who was that?
Survival instincts of a cough drop.
If Rocky was here, he would have saved us, true.
Who was that?
To be continued, game of the year, though.
That's actually what I did like that right there.
That was good.
I messed with that heavy.
Say it with me, Chad.
Hey, hey, hey, say it with me, buddy, game of the year.
Cliffhanger is crazy, though.
Hey, a cliffhanger is crazy, though.
But either way, either way, Chad, that right there
is what we like to call game of the year, buddy.
That is what we like to call a game of the year.
Another spooky one.
I'll know if I have one that's short enough to leave us time for a spooky scene.
Tonight today's going to be a crazy episode of Stanky Shores by the way.
Chad who was here for yesterday's episode of Stanky Shores bro.
Oh my goodness.
If y'all wasn't here on yesterday's episode,
we hit three stars in Stanky Shores,
and we unlocked like some crazy stuff,
like insanity.
You know what I mean?
Absolutely crazy.
Fire Rachel. Oh, yeah, we get on stanky shores. We're also running a pole on with we if we're
going to fire Rachel a lot. If you weren't here yesterday, Rachel punched me in the face and
kicked me at work because I accidentally bumped into her when I was trying to like help somebody.
And so today, Cap, what you mean, Cap, that happened.
One more spooky and then it's Stanky Shore's time.
Not gonna be along of course give us some stinky showers
Yo sidecar with the five bank yeah
Yo chat look how small the font is here
Look how small that font is.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah.
Okay, uh, name of this game is Don't Look at the Man.
I'm assuming 317 AM.
Oh, G.G.
You're asleep, something woke you.
Wait, is my...
Oh, okay, here I am.
Ah!
That's some wardrobe!
Hey!
Turn that mouse its a divity now.
What's that noise?
Chad, remember the name of the game is don't look at the man, so if we see the man, don't
look at him.
Hey!
Yeah!
Why is it raining in reverse?
WHAT IS GOING ON?
UN-NOW.
Don't look at him.
Okay.
I don't even see nobody.
He's outside, cat.
My light just went off.
Who's outside?
I don't know.
He was there!
You looked.
Bro, this phone is so loud.
I asked you not to.
He's in the building, cat.
That's me right there.
Do not open the door.
This is who I'm supposed to be scared of.
Hey, this is who I'm supposed to be scared of, Chad.
Are you kidding me?
Right now.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Quick to play what?
Well.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Man, what's this dude going to?
You dropped something.
It's your wallet.
Oh, thank you.
It's a nice wallet.
Thanks!
Can you slide it under the door?
He's not using the stairs.
I didn't think we had stairs.
seems nice though nice place
still a nice place thanks pal still a nice place okay
He's chilling!
He's inside.
Buddy, you can stop texting me this.
Me and him are friends now, Si.
You're doing all this kicks and trying to scare me, bro, we're cool.
He's my friend.
Look, we're playing hide-and-seek.
Look.
Big doll.
What you doing in here?
You really shouldn't keep looking at me.
Why?
at me why it's rude no it's not you're in my house you broke in he'll break in my
house and say it's rude that I keep looking at him big dog you broke in my
house you keep looking you know whoever's texting me is mad right now hey why do
you keep looking because he's not scaring sir he's just a guy
Okay, y'all think he's pretty chill, I think he's chill.
Came at a year, take the closet. He can't fit in there.
I hear something knocking. You live on the top floor.
Can you stop scaring at me?
I don't even see you!
Oh.
What?
Can you-
Never mind.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
He's behind you, sorry, wrong person.
Yo, you gonna have to try this on somebody else, big dog, because me and him are chill.
It came in a year, dude.
Is that your living room? I don't... I don't know... Oh, yeah, that's me!
Where the camera at?
Was it lagging?
Very funny y'all.
Can y'all go somewhere?
This ain't working on me.
This, this ain't working on me.
That is not your hallway.
That channel does not exist.
Game of the year.
Shlaw, what's going on right now?
I hear something.
It's cold.
Who wants you in my fridge, man?
Bro, why are you in my fridge?
Bro, goofy, I kind of messed with him though.
Check the fridge, buddy, I already did. Never mind too...
You whatever coordinated this prank y'all need to get go back to the drawboard not gonna lie y'all did not cook
Who was that?
By the way, there's no way we live on the top floor because I see a road in a side
Yo, these dudes are stupid!
Don't trust him.
I trust him fully.
Don't you all?
I fully trust him, Chad.
I'm not gonna lie.
I fully trust him.
Where's he at?
He is not the one you should be afraid of.
Oh, they're trying to backtrack now, chat.
They're trying to be like,
to be like oh actually he's not the one you should be afraid of and they're trying to backtrack because
they're they're prank flopped bro get out of here
whatever happens don't open the bedroom door
Nothing happened buddy!
The rain has stopped.
So where is that static noise coming from?
Whatever you do
Don't open that door which door
What door
You don't want me to open it big dog it's not me
Huh
Don't look at him bro give it up. I I not only have I looked at him I have had a full-on conversation
I told you I didn't open the door
Oh
and
uh...
Say it with me, Chad!
Say it with me!
Game of the year.
Ain't no doubt about it.
Actual slop.
Hey, you better watch your mouth.
You better watch your mouth.
That was not sloppy.
That was game of the year.
You better put some respect on that game.
Everyone in here's life just improved tenfold because of that game.
Type one if you agree.
Already know you agree.
Now you know what time it is, Chad.
Stanky shores time.
This is probably going to be the craziest episode yet as far as upgrades because we just hit
three stars last night and we're going to put all new slides in, all kinds of stuff.
We're pretty much going to be doing a remodel at the Stanky Shores today.
So you better buckle in, buddy.
The Stanky Shores is about to be unrecognizable because it is now a three-star establishment.
Everybody lock in.
It is time to make some money, Benny!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Oh yeah!
Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores.
Do you got some Stanky drawers?
Let me get a spill.
Oh!
Ladies and gentlemen, the Stanky Shores
officially yo travel with the twenty gifted w travel with the twenty gifted
w daft w travel with the twenty gifted who get the two hundred yo e-thora with
the two hundred gifted oh my goodness w e-thora with the two hundred gifted
Lord have mercy. I appreciate that e dora with the 200. That is insane.
W e dora for real. That is why I hope I'm saying that name right. W e
though e dora. W e dora with the 200. That's absolutely insane. I appreciate
that. Thank you. That is crazy. Now, ladies and gentlemen, if you were not
here last episode, look at the screen. Look at the screen right now. Look at the screen now.
If you were not here last episode, Stanky Shores is officially
Three star establishment, round of applause please, thank you.
I said clap now.
So that means two things.
It means that we have fired, not fired, speaking of fired.
I don't know why I'm here.
Wow, y'all want to fire Rachel, huh?
Why would we?
Because she pushed me yesterday.
I'll give her one more day just to see if she makes up for it, all right?
If not, she's getting fired.
I'll give her one more day.
It doesn't feel that y'all want her fired.
But I'll give her one more day.
OK, look here.
We hit three-star establishment yesterday
on the Stanky Shores, which means two things
at the same time.
One, we got a whole lot of new stuff.
And also, we are doing pretty much a full remodel
in this episode.
Are you ready?
We have to clear a lot of stuff out.
I mean a lot of stuff.
Let's get the sludge hammer.
Let's lock in.
We're not deleting this though.
We're keeping this here.
We're going to knock out all the stuff in this area and we're going to put in all
new stuff here.
these stinky shores is about to actually be unrecognizable.
I'm dead serious.
Repair it before destroying.
Not going to lie, that's a lot of time.
I just saw the worst message I've ever read.
Repair that real quick.
I'm taking this out, too, because we're
going to put something better in.
Okay, take this out.
Chad, Stanky Shores is about to be crazy looking.
Should I keep this over?
I might keep the Quad Zone and that over there.
I might.
Or I remove these over here and move the Quad Zone over here.
We all think about that.
I say we remove these and move the quad zone over here.
The quad zone's too clean to believe.
Let's do that.
L, Rachel, chat.
L, Rachel.
OK.
So if you want here yesterday, this is the first new slide
we put in.
Actually crazy.
Look at that thing.
OK, hold on.
I'm removing this.
And we're moving the quad zone over here.
Why not just expand?
I don't think I have the means for that yet.
All right.
Move these for now, because I'll probably keep these.
hold on all right moving the quad zone over here to where i'm standing let me move
all right quad zone beautiful perfect
Perfect. You pushed our first. No, I did not. You are lying. That's beautiful.
That is beautiful chat. Look. Type one if you love the quad zone. Everybody loves the quad
zone. There. Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is decision, big decision making time at the
Thank You so much right now. This is a pivotal moment in this park's history. Hold on
Let's see what all we can get that's new real quick
Okay, look here
Let's get ooh chat the sip lot. Oh my goodness we get
Custom slides
Wait, where's the other, uh, where's the other big boy, uh, pulls that?
I mean slides.
Do we do zip line right now?
Wait, we could low key do park size.
That's a lot of money though.
Next to zip lines.
We do zip lines and result no that's.
We got to get the water gun upgrade and zip lines type one if you agree got to.
So we can unlock resort pools.
Boom boom ladies and gentlemen all we have to do now is save up five points to unlock
resort slides. Now in the meantime what is this zipline right here? Now you may be thinking
no that's dangerous. Hush young sprout. Hush young sprout this is not going to be dangerous
at all. I don't know how this works. It's $3,000.
Let me see how this works.
Do I only use this or do customers use this?
How does this work? Hold on.
I need to get some rest.
Game of the century!
I need to get some rest.
Jack, can customers use this?
Somebody said it's a flock camera.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, y'all like this right here?
We put it here and let's attach it to light.
Hear me out.
Just a thought, just a thought, hold on.
I'll probably do a bigger pool, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Come on.
No clip mode.
How do I get out of no clip mode?
Oh, that's not gonna work.
Wait I have an idea.
Shut up I have a crazy idea I'm dead serious wait a minute.
Hold on. Let me think. Type one if you're letting me think right now. Look at this. I'm about
to do something insane. I'm serious. It's going to be a cross-country zipline to get
to this slide which will transport you to this pool. Actually, no, forget that pool.
Look, cross country slide.
Type one if you see the vision.
I know you see the vision here.
All we need is five more channel points.
OK, adjust the zipline.
It's going to go to this slide.
You're going to be able to hit it.
Is it going to do the same thing for them?
How do I slow down?
Lower the speed?
That's the fun part, though.
Plain.
Insurance claim.
Oh, I never thought I could slip on that.
Should I turn down the speed of it?
Okay, let's turn down the speed.
Let's open up as well.
Jack's walk-in.
We are about to have a crazy day today.
Hold on.
Ladies and gentlemen, do I have good news for you?
You can expand the park. Yeah, I'm gonna wait.
Okay, speed.
Watch out! I got customers coming in here!
Nope, we gotta adjust that. That is way too slow.
Rachel is too tired in going to rafts, though.
And then, and then they go to the slide, and the slide takes them to the pool.
Oh my goodness, say it ain't so.
We're gonna do something with the rest of this space here a minute, hold on.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have beautiful news for every single Stanky Shores customer today.
Ladies and gentlemen, first customer to do it, Jeff, first customer to do it, never mind.
Look here.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have beautiful news to every single person that is just dying to
watch that van.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have beautiful news for everyone that is dying to get into the
Stanky Shores today.
We have now opened a zip line Stanky Zip Zone.
Somebody already did it.
Did somebody do it?
I missed it.
hit the big boy slide. You ain't supposed to be in here, Georgia. Get out of here. It's
you. I want to see somebody hit the, I am so sorry about that way. Yo, yo, bratch, what
the five, how you doing? Lemonade with ice? I got you right there. Thank you so much.
Chad, I want to see somebody hit the zip line so bad. Oh my goodness. Chad, who you
Who do you think is gonna be the first customer to hit it?
Luminate with ice.
Thank you so much, ma'am.
Can I interest any of you in trying
our new perfectly safe FDA approved zipline stank zip zone?
Anybody?
Watch that, watch that, okay.
Check the stank zip zone.
Ladies and gentlemen, this thing costed our water park a lot of money.
Does anybody want to be the first individual?
Somebody drowning.
Hold on!
Oh lord!
Two people are drowning.
Hold on, I'll be right back.
Excuse me.
I'm on my way.
Excuse me.
I'm on my way.
You're good, Kylie.
Hey, can I get that life ring back real quick?
Somebody else is currently drowning.
Excuse me.
Can I get that life ring back?
Thank you so much.
I can't.
There we go.
You're good to go.
Beautiful.
I'm a lifesaver.
Okay.
How are we doing?
I'm so sorry for the delay, y'all.
I really did not mean that.
I'm trying to do some action.
delay y'all I really did not mean that I'm trying to do some advertising
limited ice there you go how you doing Kimi we're Leon at you hook my bad must
you extra extra muster please okay I got you all right here I got you some extra
muster
thank you so much how you doing Jason lemonade with ice in it there you
are thank you how you doing little up you want butter on that I got you right
there. How you doing Kaia? You want regular lemonade? I thought I heard somebody
scream a chat. Why are they not using this?
What do you think you're doing? Get up! Really, Waylon?
Gun lost your mind! I can't have nothing nice chat. Why do I even try to have
anything nice Lucas with the 25 gifted what is happening regular lemonade there
you go quick crying and popcorn with butter there you go you won't mussel
and amadine just a little bit extra okay
who was screaming I didn't mean to
There you go. Thank you
People are loving the new slide. Nobody's hitting the zip to it though
Check look how good the new slide is. Oh my goodness, it's
Kylie
You are legitimately touching the ground. This is the second time today you are drowning I
Cannot keep expending resources to keep you alive
This is the second time today she was drowning she's trying to get a lawsuit I'm not falling for it
ridiculous chat actually ridiculous how you doing
Sina butter there you are thank you how you do I use their first I think was
good Teresa eliminate what ice and a lemon there you are can somebody do the
zipline chat am I actually the only person that can do the zipline
Oh, it's only me.
Customers can too.
Then why don't none of y'all do the zipline?
It's FDA approved.
Please.
They're loving the new slide though.
The new slide is a hit.
chat two more channel points of where we're making the big upgrades
Fda is food
Federal
Do the zipline association is what that stands for playing hot dog. Thank you
I'm so sorry about that dolly. Uh catch up on that. There you go. I'm man. You're not going to be able to get that
eliminate. I'm so sorry. Vote on that. There you go. I got to get some uh some some some
eliminated some popcorn. I mean some eliminated some hot dogs. Don't worry. Rachel, I got it.
Lucas with the five again. Thank you.
Chat FDA stands for federal do the zip line association. I'm just gonna get all three.
Drop this for now. Excuse me. Y'all. Excuse me.
Janice FDA approved man.
They have no reason to not, did not mean to get in your way.
I'm so, she almost hit her head out of him bad.
Wouldn't have been my fault though.
There we go right there.
Somebody's peeing in the pool.
You gotta be kidding me.
Who peed in my pool?
Yo Meadow, get out of here.
You gonna pee in my pool.
That's nasty.
Let me drain it.
Nobody hit the slide real quick please or those slides.
We're good.
Yo, Kylie, please be careful.
You almost lost your life twice today.
Please be careful.
It wasn't her.
I thought I got money for it though.
What's good?
Lemonade with a lemon.
There you are.
Thank you so much.
Y'all having a good time in that new pool?
Thank y'all so much for being here today.
Thank you.
You need to put a FDA sticker on the zip line true
Okay, playing my dog. I got you right here. How you doing?
Ma'am
Pop more with chili line. There you go
Ben is drowning Ben. What you been doing?
Ben, what's you been doing, buddy?
You good?
I like that hairdo, by the way.
I did not mean to push him.
Stay with me, Ben.
Ben, he's good.
Ben, are you good?
I was trying to throw the lifering and accidentally pushed him.
Trapped by the way, the Stanky Shores has $14,000 right now, just saying.
Let me get on my flock, Hammer.
Hold on, somebody wants something, though.
I am not gonna pick you up, my fault.
You still want something?
I did me to- get your hands off me, don't touch me.
I told you I didn't me to, do not touch me.
Do not come in!
There's two people drowning.
My fault, big dog.
I don't want that smoke.
Kyle, can I get that life ring back real quick, big dog?
There's somebody drowning two feet from you.
Let me get that Kyle.
Thank you.
Kyle.
Kyle!
There's someone drowning!
You're good.
about that I gotta restock the vending machine too oh my goodness there's too
much stuff going on I need more employees. How you doing? Lemonade with a lemon? Thank you.
How you doing Kylie? Look here don't drown in this cup of lemonade okay? I
done saved your life twice from drowning today please do not drown with
this. Thank you so much have a good one. How you doing ma'am regular lemonade
There you go. Thank you. Let me go get some snacks for the vending machine real quick.
What's good? Lemonade with ice? There you go. How you doing Clyde? Butter in that?
There you go. Wait, I need vending machine stuff. I need vending machine stuff
and I need the uh the floaties. Let me go grab that the zip line has to touch
ground does it really well what was I getting this yes there we go
the pools dirty well that's Rachel would do something we wouldn't be dirty what
Pool's 30. Oh, it's that one. 93% satisfaction. Almost $10,000 profit, by the way. Chat, there
ain't no dirty pool. No, they're clean. Chat, no, the pools are clean. The slides are nasty.
I'm about to fire Rachel and Eric.
No joke, I'm done with him.
I'm actually so done with Rachel and Eric, it's insane.
When is there a chance that we can actually
get these slides right now?
When I'm going to repair stuff before we open again.
Wait a minute, chapter's a chance.
Did they nerf the water gun?
Why is the fire rate so low?
They nerfed it.
You need a second cleaner?
No, we need a different cleaner.
It is not dirt.
Who came in here with some motor oil?
Hello. Chad, do we fire Eric and Rachel? Hold on, Chad, I'm actually just trying to get
channel points right now. Give me a second. Y'all did vote to fire Rachel. I feel like
Everything is dirty. What is she doing? Like is she not cleaning anything?
Chat we're actually about to get it by the way, I think we're gonna have enough
Not Eric, Chad do we keep Eric?
Why Eric? Because I was just faking that like. I feel like everything is staying in
disrepair too low-key
is it not hold on to the reason I'm not opening right now it's kind of
grind up and see if I can get these these points here so we can actually have
the full potential to park right now I'm trying to repair everything I can I
I need to take trash out and stuff too. I think I'm gonna have enough to get the channel points, right?
The research points, I mean.
Dude, we only need, oh lord, get that number off the screen please.
There we go.
Kobe!
We're actually gonna get it.
We're gonna get it.
I was here.
We're there.
Watch this.
Call me.
You hate to see it.
Hold on.
Oh my goodness, we have it.
Chat.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,
resort slides. Ladies and gentlemen, we have the resort slides now. Probably with the five.
Okay. Okay. We got to think what do these slides look like? Oh my goodness. Oh man. Oh, oh man.
Oh, buddy.
OK.
Should we make another slide zone?
Duck?
What are y'all saying duck for?
We need to make another slide zone.
Let's make a slide zone right here.
Okay, we're making a slideshow in chat, look here, look at this, boom, are the duck slides
good?
I need another pool to go right here.
I need this to work, badly.
Right there.
Ladies and gentlemen,
ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the new
and vastly improved state draws shores certified
slide zone
duck slide
we ain't got no money
we're the money in
big drop slide oh my goodness look at this thing look at this thing I gotta test
this I have to try to have to test it oh wait hold on this aren't really it
bro the death loop I don't think they had the death loop in here right now I
I think that's like four star, right?
Okay, let's try both of these.
Chat the duck slide.
Wait a minute, hold on.
Run that by me again.
Wait, that looked kinda,
yo, who is the slide manufacturer?
Wait, wait just a minute here.
Okay, it was better than...
Let me move these pulls back a little bit.
Hold on.
Let me see how this one does.
That one's good.
Let me move the duck slide back just a little bit because that one gets some speed on
it.
about right there. Let's see how it goes now. W safety precautions. That is clean. Okay,
let's do one more slide here because we have the money for it. The blue one or the green
one. The green one looks tough. And there's room for it. Wait, we can do both. Wait, we
can do both. Wait a minute. I just did the greatest manufacturing thing of all time.
I put the slide where the tree goes through the slide.
Oh my goodness.
Bro, look at this.
What was here first, the tree or the slide?
Makes you wonder.
Oh my goodness, that is dope.
And it's perfectly safe.
Look at that.
You just love to see it. Oh my goodness. You just love to see it. And you know what?
I have the money. I can do the other one. I think move the trash can.
Look at this.
Wait, what about the yellow one?
Now let's do the red one, yeah?
Look at this.
Chad, I was here.
Look at this.
Let's open up.
We got to save money now, though.
We got to save money and channel points.
All right, yeah, zipline.
What do I do with the zipline, though?
Let me do an announcement real quick.
Jax, I'm so sorry, big dog. My bad. My fault. You're good. W. Jax, man. He never gets mad.
Ladies and gentlemen, do I have beautiful news for all of you individuals that are kicking
the doors in trying to get to my water park right now?
Just like you ma'am, you came all the way from your place of work just to come swimming.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have beautiful news for all of you here today.
We just installed Stanky Shores Certified Slides, sir, watch out back up.
Stanky Shores Certified Slides Zone.
Four, is that four?
One, two, three, four.
Four new slides and a zip line come in today.
Have a stanklicious stay at the Stanky Shores.
I got to redo this zip line.
Oh, I got to do, you're right, I got to do flyers real quick before I
I'll read you the zip line, hold on.
What's good, Jacks?
Jacks, where's the, where's the customers?
What is this?
I'm printing tickets.
Are people just walking in?
I'm just wasting money here.
There we go.
How many I need to do?
I need to do 20.
Let me get 20 of these.
There we go.
Chat, look.
The mid-afternoon rush is coming in.
Okay.
Beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful.
All right.
Let me go hand these out.
Let me do two more.
They're kicking the doors down.
You'll mean it with the five.
How you doing?
Come to Stanky Shores.
How you doing?
Come to Stanky Shores.
kicking the doors down. You'll mean it with the fight. How you doing? Come to
Stanky Shores. How you doing? Come to Stanky Shores.
Hey, you drunk? Don't matter. Come to Stanky Shores. There you go. How you
doing? Come to Stanky. You coming already? I bet. How you doing? Oh,
you already coming? Okay. How y'all doing? Come to Stanky Shores,
please. Have a good time for sure. Thank you.
Y'all want to take it?
You already coming?
You already coming too?
Chad, these drivers are absolutely out of control, by the way.
Everybody's already coming!
No!
Intruder, I can't worry about that right now.
Thank you so much.
Please come to Stanky Shores.
Thank you so much.
I wish you would hit me.
Now that'll be like Sonic Reigns.
What was that?
Is that a queso duck?
Yo, I'm gonna get in the park.
Did he just throw that flyer away I handed him?
Oh, you're gonna come to the park, buddy.
You're gonna throw that flyer away I just handed.
You get in the park.
I'll let you swim for free.
How you doing Xavier? Please come through. Thank you. How you doing? How you doing? No
People are waiting too long for stuff. I can't worry about that right now. I gotta hand up these flyers
Check there was a case so dump ski man
People are waiting people are leaving a don't you hit my customer
everybody's already coming to the stake. He says, hey, wait. Hey, reconsider. No, okay.
There's seven intruders chat. Look here. I can't. I really can't do anything about that
right now. I got to hand out these tickets to try to get on the way to the four star.
Oh my goodness. Y'all are just complaining constantly. Guess waited too long for a hot
dog guess waited too long for a lemonade guess waited too long I mean I mean
godly look at you walking off want to have a little bit of patience man godly
I'm overdoing other stuff more important than all it is and y'all over your
crying and complaining because y'all ain't got no hot dog y'all liking that
new slide they're loving it Jeff are loving the slide zone absolutely loving
it
Hey, Sonny, I noticed you were intruding on my part.
I just slipped him.
Oh, that's nasty.
How y'all doing?
Y'all doing good?
There you go.
How you doing?
Chillie Lime.
There you go as well.
How you doing?
Where is Rachel, man?
This is so nasty.
Oh my goodness.
This is so nasty.
I'm sorry.
I am so terribly sorry.
This is a disaster.
Hey, don't square up on me like that, Bonnie.
Hey, relax.
I got to go hand out more flyers
Yeah, look at Rachel. She was all break. Did you see that she was all break?
All right more flyers chat lock in hey, I'm not trying to steal your business or nothing, but once a
You'll be dog. I can't hand it to him
I need to hand out these flyers
people are waiting on lemonade again. Chat, I gotta hire some benders no joke. I got
to hire a benders, huh? I actually have to. What this dude just say? You want more
customers when you can barely handle this park as is. Yo, mods get them out of here.
I am running this place to the best of my ability.
My employees are useless except for Jacks.
Eric, it doesn't seem like Eric does that much nowadays.
Chad, I think next episode,
we gotta do like a whole staff.
I think next episode,
we unlock the new pools and staff, right?
100%.
We gotta do something about this staff situation.
It's bad.
It's really bad.
But look, as the owner of Stanky Shores,
I am taking out the trash.
That didn't work.
Oh my goodness, hold on.
Can we unlock a new owner?
Excuse me?
What did you just say?
Chat.
I'm a good owner, y'all know this.
Look at everything I'm doing by myself.
It's the employees.
Do better next time?
I bet.
Have a safe slide, ma'am.
Do better next time.
I bet.
get more eliminated popcorn.
Hey, I got a a chat. Look here. I am stressed right now. Lawsuit in your
dreams, buddy. Our lawyers are untouchable. Untouchable. I need to
hand out these flyers to hey, how you doing? Hold on. Flyer, flyer, flyer,
flyer. Oh, please. It'll be a joyous time.
No, okay, seven more fliers and we're good.
I feel like a kid that's getting bullied in school got the books.
I feel like a kid that's getting bullied in school and get the books smacked out of his hand, you have to pick him up.
I feel like a kid in school that's getting bullied and has to pick up the books after
the books get smacked out of his hand.
Nerd.
That was unbelievable by the way.
I just got ran over by three cars.
Please somebody take it! Take it, please!
What's that over there?
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, no!
Take it! I need it back, I need it back, please, I need it back, I need it back.
Sasha, please, I need that back.
Sasha.
You're good.
What happened over here?
I need a bad kid.
Stacked.
What did Alec do?
You can't be in here drunk Bonnie, sorry.
Did the ambulance get caught out?
No way it did.
Please take, please.
I'll need you to hand out five more.
Please.
They was on the sidewalk.
Fire Rachel C. Sucks.
We're going to make a decision next episode about staff.
It's going to be a very important meeting that we're going to have to have chat.
Tomorrow's episode, we are having a meeting about what we're going to do about the staff
situation.
That's going to be first on the list tomorrow because it's actually out of hand.
I feel like I am so low-carrying the team.
I am so low-carrying the team.
You know what?
For as disastrous as that looked, that was 89% satisfaction
right there.
As disastrous as that looked, that was still 89% satisfaction.
OK, so look here.
We didn't get to fully do everything
we can do in three stars because we did not
get the new pools yet. But tomorrow's episode, we're getting the big pools to go along with
the big slides and chat first thing on our list tomorrow, y'all better be ready. We are
going to figure out this employee situation. There might have to be some difficult conversations
had tomorrow, but we're going to have to have them because I feel like personally I'm
giving it my all here and nobody there's a tornado coming today. Yeah, GT chat. That
That was a very stressful episode, but a great episode.
Nonetheless, a W episode.
Great stream chat.
I love y'all, man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gifted subs, don't-nose bits, follows, and of course, I appreciate
all y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night, have a good day tomorrow, and I'll
see y'all tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen, I love you tonight.
Peace out y'all!
D