Yo, is that the right mic?
Well, I want to go stream on this stupid PC that made me update for like 30 straight minutes
and I just need a guy here bro.
I'm just gonna wait on an update for like 30 straight minutes, cah.
And there's a pop-up over there, so you go and set up this club, dude!
I can't even see the screen!
Come on!
You're honest.
Hello?
Do you want it?
What is that?
Oh, oh my goodness.
Bro, there's all kinds of pop-ups on here, dude.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm just gonna make sure I'm not gonna miss this thing!
I'm just gonna make sure I'm not gonna do that to the boss anymore!
I'm just gonna make sure I'm not gonna miss this thing!
Boss!
Oh!
Oh, I can't.
Timu, Mike.
Bro, hold up. I can't even fix it yet, man.
No, sir, you don't have to worry about this.
Shut up, it's time to go out.
Shut up, fuck.
Well, I went to start upstream.
My PC force restarted and I had to sit here for 30 minutes, wait for it to update.
Your newsflash Microsoft, if I don't want to update my PC...
G G my regular Mike ain't even in here.
Oh, there it is.
Hello? Does this sound normal?
Is there noise cancellation? There better not be noise cancellation. I swear there better not be noise cancellation. There better not be.
Hello. Let me hear this. Hello. Hello. How do I go full screen? Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo,
Yo, yo, yo, it's good, right?
Yeah, I think that's good.
Bro, this setup,
dude, this setup is absolutely cooked.
I mean, Lord have mercy.
Yo, Derek with the five gifted. Thank you.
Why is bro using a Burger King drive through Mike because for some reason.
What happened dude.
I go to start this PC up for the first time and bro, I don't even know how long.
I started up it's good.
And every time I start upstream down here, I have to restart the PC right before I start stream or else the internet. No work. I don't know why.
But I go to do that when I'm about to start stream.
And it literally makes me sit through like a 10 minute update that I get on here. My mic ain't working.
I mean, I mean, dude.
Yo, and with the five. Thank you.
Here and with the five. Thank you.
I can't even do a spin because I ain't got the uh I got the fidget spinner here oh
yeah by the way how was the Chris Redfield keyboard are we cooked I think
the Chris Redfield keyboard is gonna survive I don't have the the fidget
spinner in here so we're just gonna have to hit one of those instead I left
the fidget spinner at the uh at the warehouse y'all vowed with the tnw vowed with the tn i
already missed that chair too bro this is like a three thousand dollar herman miller chair i didn't
pay for that by the way they sent it to me and i'm not going live that little two hundred
dollar amazon chair that's at the warehouse is so good you already know what i'm rocking though
Yeah, you already know what I'm rocking up in here, don't play with me.
Oh, yeah, look at that.
The new robes came in, I popped out in a white robe on y'all, look at me, I'm looking
at Tull.
Look at that.
Look like a boxer about to walk into the ring and just snap somebody up, dude.
you talk about don't play with me look it straight tough I mean looking tough
y'all got scam too y'all probably thought I was gonna do a black hoodie today huh
that's what y'all get for running a prediction market I don't even know what
That means what it sounds right.
But yeah, anyway, cheers, buddy.
What you talking about?
Oh, man, that's good though.
What is that?
Hey, bro.
I can't stream in here.
This feels weird in here right now.
Oh, yeah, that's good though.
A Smith with the five.
Thank you.
A Smith with the five.
Yo, what's with Grom's good challenge.
Good challenge.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again,
once more yet again, once more again.
Yo Nate let burn seek what just happened. Can y'all hear me? Appy, Trey, Shirt, Patrick,
Zune, Gab, Bambi, Keso, thank you, Ryan, appreciate it. The Mike's quiet. Chad is the Mike's quiet.
Don't lie, there ain't no way it's quiet.
Hey, is there a,
Chad is there a noise cancellation on the mic right now?
There is noise cancellation on the mic.
Hey, hey, why is there noise
cancellation on the mic?
Oh, oh, no, oh, no, not this
again.
Oh,
check in. You are the fan.
Yo, waiter with the fire hold up
Let me know if y'all can hear the ceiling fan like normal wait
Can you hear it?
Shloud.
Why is there no waste cancellation?
Oh no.
Yo. Yo. Yo.
Can y'all actually not hear the fan?
Oh, you can't hear the fan?
Okay, here's another question. Does the mic sound like it always sounds when I'm in this room?
Okay, that's all I needed to know
Because y'all know y'all know your boy does not mess with noise cancellation. I can't do that
Y'all know I do not rock with that noise cancellation also I
Got a new headset for down here
As you can tell got a new
Is there a red light flashing on this
I'm gonna keep plugging there for now
By the way
Who remembers the old headset I had in here. I'ma show y'all
You're hearing with the fire. Thank you
Look, look what I was rocking with compared to now.
Oh, yeah!
Oh!
I forgot just how bad it was.
This is what I was rocking with in here.
I was wearing this every stream.
It's literally bisected, dude.
I was putting this on every stream, bro.
No joke.
I was just like putting it together like this somehow
and I was wearing that.
Yep.
Done upgrading on y'all.
She talking about, hey, done upgrading on y'all, buddy.
Don't play with me.
What is this in my ear right now?
Yo, this robe is tough.
This robe is tough, man.
Anyway, yeah, you know, uh, can one of my mobs pin the clip from last night?
We gotta do a VOD review.
Can somebody pin the clip when I spilled it, where I didn't, I didn't spill the drink.
It spilled.
That was crazy.
Brian was crazy.
was crazy. Waterproof keyboard next. Yo, yo, Jax, I'll tell you what, though, that Chris
Redfield keyboard that I have at the warehouse. Absolutely beautiful. But yo, Jax 100% not
Jax from the water park, by the way, Jax, that makes my keyboards. The next keyboard
to and every keyboard in the future. Okay.
It needs a volume knob,
volume knob that I can press in and mute with.
Cause sometimes I get into those horror games
and there's no volume button
and I can't like turn the volume down, but my dude. Yeah.
Every every one
Yeah volume knob that I can press now. I love that volume knob, bro
By the way chap, this is the first keyboard that Jack's eye had ever made me cinema
Now I had to be about three years ago now I could have been that long about two and a half
three years ago
Clean
Anyway, if you were not here last night, if you were not here last night, disaster
I'm going to do it. I'm going to do a fodder review. I'm going to do a step by step fodder
I'm going to go for a beer.
Who's going to tell them?
Famous last words.
I don't think I can ever say those words again.
Who's gonna tell him man?
Look how much liquid is in that thing dude.
So, so when that originally happened it was dark in there.
When that originally happened, it was dark in there.
When it originally happened, I was like, wait, it couldn't have been that much.
See, I thought it was funny at first until I actually took a good look.
Orange bunny with the fire.
Bro, why was it frozen?
So, what happened was this drink froze in the picture.
I don't know how it happened because it was in the fridge and then when it snapped loose
all of the weight from the drink hit the ceiling of the picture and it fell out.
just hate to see it bro. I don't know why I look back in there like something's going to happen.
Yeah that was bad bro. Everything survived though.
Bro was looking for more dude I swear. So yeah if you weren't here last night.
And what happened directly after this?
I don't know how it happened.
I look over at my OBS and it said OBS disconnected.
I'm like, huh?
And then I look at my router and there's a red light flashing on my router.
And then the internet came back like five seconds later.
I have no idea if that was a coincidence.
It could have been a coincidence.
There's no way.
It there was actually no way it could have been
a coincidence.
I just don't know.
Also, by the way, if the string crashes here tonight,
I'm going straight back to the warehouse.
You got me messed up.
That was why I started streaming at the warehouse
to start with, because the string kept crashing here.
and it was getting on my nerves, badly.
Case the game called, the stalk three came out.
Yes, we are absolutely playing out tonight.
Okay, bet, appreciate that, poor, thank you.
Yo, it's the Abominable Snowman.
Yeah, your band.
Yo, happy birthday, Sheba, thank you.
Yo, happy birthday as well, Ben.
Oh, yeah!
Before I forget.
Get them out of my sight.
Before I forget.
Get them out of my sight.
Cause it is wordled.
Cause it is wordled time again, Buster.
you better believe it.
Word all time, baby.
Lock in.
I've been cooking all word all recently.
Man, I'm tired of this cable right here, bruh.
Please.
Are you serious?
of the
two
Johnny with the five.
Yo, Chad, is this a sick joke?
How?
Okay. So, play some Sonic games
with the team gifted your band.
I could do a throwaway word here would kind of be a stupid throwaway word I could go make. Oh, nevermind.
I can't go.
I can't do brawl.
GG.
Quill.
I have mercy.
Ricky bro. This is crazy. This
is actually crazy right here.
You can't be serious here.
It has to start with a R, right?
Let's just let's go R-O, wait it could be rookie.
I don't know if this is a word, Berkey?
It can't be Turkey.
I don't know what it is.
It can't be turkey.
Monkey!
Hey, buddy.
the great spiel. The great spiel
cannot stop me. Okay. The great
spiel cannot stop me Buster.
Yeah, I think I've seen that reprifies. Thank you.
She. Yeah, yeah, keep coping buster. Yeah, keep coping.
Case. Can you address calling the vacuum cleaner along or last night?
Um,
when you actually think about it along or in a vacuum cleaner are very, very similar, like insanely similar.
The literally the only thing separating a vacuum cleaner from a lawn mower is the fact that it doesn't cut the carpet. Other than that, you use it the same way as you would a lawn mower.
Anybody say no, you just you just you just you don't see life.
You don't see life in the same realm. You're not enlightened.
Shall I say.
I guess you just haven't been enlightened yet and you know what that's okay because one
day you too will be enlightened.
One day you too will be enlightened maybe no time soon but one day you will be shades
tough.
Y'all may hear look at straight gangster up in this thing, bro.
Bro, I'm in here looking straight.
I'm in here looking straight gangster up in this thing, bro.
To talk about, don't play with me.
They call me the sunglasses man.
I own quite a few pair of sunglasses.
I like me a good pair of sunglasses.
I do.
I got these ones over here too.
Where'd they go?
The red ones.
Y'all remember the red ones?
Bro, why am I?
So does anybody else's iPhone been like,
for some reason automatically doing a light
on the dimmest every time?
Why is it doing that?
I'm literally trying to use my flashlight on my phone and it keeps every time I pull the
flashlight out it has it on the dimmest possible setting.
Anyway Chad how's everybody's day going on the scale of 1 to 10 let me hear it huh?
How are we doing on a scale of 1 to 10 up in here?
Are we doing good?
Zero out of 10, I got suspended from school.
On the first day, you're about to get flakes on by the way.
Yeah, that's right. I still got it.
Yeah, that's right. I still got it. I still got my back room's phone case. What y'all going to do about it?
Nothing.
You know why? Because I'm the only person in here. I'm going to say it again.
Heedie.
Kitty come here.
Heedie.
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, you clawing me.
Kitty back in the building, you already know the drill.
Kitty is back in the building, kitty, call me, call me, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,
Yeah, she she she tripping.
Oh, she laid down, G.G.
W kitty up in the building.
Y'all already know.
Can we get some words of wisdom from the pickle?
It's been a while.
It has been a while.
Hey kitty, you want to hear some words of wisdom from the pickle?
You're the pickle to the sandwich of life, essential and a lot of fun.
Thanks.
Feeds of effort you've put today will bloom into success tomorrow.
What is this in my ears?
That's slow.
Get this.
Let life's challenges marinate your spirit and emerge from the jar of adversity with
the crunch of grace.
You gap and now pickle what did you just say man like what hit him with another one?
Facts let's hit another one
what is this? what is this?
okay so my man cheated again, what do I do?
What do you mean again?
You should have left him after the first one.
That is a non-go backable offense right there.
Kitty, kitty, it's waking.
What is a non-go backable defense right there, I'm afraid?
You mean to tell me you got cheated on and you let him come back in your life?
I fear not.
You got me all the way messed up.
Key view.
Dave's triple devour back again.
I'll get to the point.
Top five fast food french fries.
Oh man, see now.
Yo, shout out, Jake, and thank you, chaotic.
Top five fast food fries.
But what is this?
There's a new K2 light game on Roblox called Anna Perna.
You take a picture of that.
Thank you.
Top five, what was that?
My ex got with my best friend a week after we broke up, a week after.
Sounds like you need some new friends.
I got you right here in no
particular order.
In no particular order.
Okay.
McDonald's.
That's just a given straight up.
McDonald's.
I'm going to go checkers slash
rallies.
I don't care what number you
have.
I don't care what nobody says, I'm going checker slash rallies in there.
I am also going to go.
No joke.
I'm going to go Taco Bell nacho fries as well.
100% I feel like you just got to you got to go Taco Bell nacho fries in the top five.
So that's three.
So I have two more slots left.
I might go stake and shake.
I might go stake and shake at four.
Well not at four, but as my four slot because that's not, it's not in order.
So I think I'm going to go stake and shake at four.
It's around out the top five.
Y'all are gonna say this is the craziest thing ever.
And y'all are gonna think I'm trolling,
but just know that when I say this,
I actually mean it and there's meaning behind it.
I'm going pizza hut.
I am so serious.
I'm going pizza hut top five French fry.
If you've never had French fries from Pizza Hut,
I'm actually dead serious.
They're so good.
Corn is with the five.
Y'all can act like that's crazy all y'all want to.
Real ones know if you've had Pizza Hut fries,
they're absolutely insanely good.
They are insanely good.
I don't care what nobody said.
Paid, bro.
I'm sponsored by CCs, buddy.
I'm not gonna give glaze to Pizza Hut for no reason.
They got good fries.
What you talking about?
They got great fries.
Yeah, Burger King fries are good too.
I'm like, I could, you could do no joke.
You could throw Burger King fries in the top five
if you really wanted to.
2D with the 10.
Thank you 2D with the 10.
I'm telling y'all right now, if y'all need to put y'all on,
if y'all want to allow me to put y'all on,
get you some, some, some Pizza Hut French fries.
I'm dead serious.
Burger King fries are mid. Okay, so now we're just lying. Burger King fries are not mid. Get out of here.
No, they're not.
Wingstop has the best fries. I've actually never had chat. Bro, when you live in Arkansas in the middle of nowhere, you'll be surprised how many fast food places that you've just never seen.
Like after places y'all have told me before bro, I ain't even seen him like ever
Then the guy that just said chick-fil-a if you're really gonna sit or try to say chick-fil-a got a top off French fry
You were tripping beyond belief
You okay, so I was at a monster truck show last night and one of the drivers sent it over 30 feet in the air over a school bus
One of the craziest things I've ever seen that sounds like a great time
Chat Chick-fil-A does not have top five fries
Somebody said Hooters I never been to Hooters I've heard Hooters has good food though
I never been to who before
Popeyes hot five you know lost your mind pop pop pop pop pop pop now
you don't lost your mind. Popeye's is not a top five fry man. You trippin.
Wraps smooth over with the five. Thank you.
Slim chickens is good too man. I like these slim chicks.
Why is nobody talking about Wendy's?
Because the fries are the worst thing at Wendy's what you mean, buddy
Big dog that's why nobody's talking about when he's cuz Wendy's fries actually suck
Like Wendy's fries are actually like they're so bad. They like they make me upset
No joke they're so bad
But yeah
Wrong no
I'm dead. I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious the war and y'all know what to be true
Don't lie up in here the worst thing about Wendy's ease is the frosties
Key
Hey, I may have forgotten my fidget spinner and my big bracelet, but you know what I didn't forget?
Kitty?
Bro, did the headset die?
She swung at the chat again.
My headset. Hold up.
I can hear that. Check y'all.
Check y'all. Here it is.
That's a bomb, though.
She about to knock something off the table.
Kitty, kitty.
Kitty, you can't steal my call drives.
Speaking of call drives, oh, you already know I got them all.
I'm not a call drop, Andrew.
Flavor?
It's called dropout that we're having that's not even close, like in the slightest.
This ain't no sponsor, don't play with me.
Just trying to put y'all on that ain't no sponsor.
like y'all think I'm sponsored by this but I'm also not sponsored by this okay
I'm not sponsored by this I am not sponsored by Watson butane you
I'm going to go to the
Golden Capitrain.
Chad, which setup is better? This one or the warehouse?
You like the warehouse better?
Hold it, Chash, should I get a third set up?
I kinda wanna make a third setup just cause I'm so good at making a 5B setup.
I should make a third one, huh?
Womb out with the fire.
Tram house, you got me messed up.
I couldn't get out of the trap house soon enough the trap house is not a place I look
back on fondly buddy trust me I could not get out of there soon enough
Hunter with the five. Thank you.
Kitty is here. Kitty can be at any one. I see to get a kitty golf cart.
This is the OG, not an OG is the one where I was in a trap house sitting, who remembers
a dookie staying wall?
Scarlet with the five, me I would destroy with the five, thank you.
Chat, none of y'all remember the dookie staying wall, Rob barely had any viewers
back there.
Y'all know y'all line.
Why the sad music?
You think it's sad, I think it's a lie.
This is the music I listen to,
even when I'm in the gym, I just wanna listen to.
Hey, you don't go to the gym?
Yes, I do.
Go Goku with the 10.
W Goku with the 10.
Thank you.
Gym routine.
Monday, chest and triceps.
Tuesday, back and biceps.
Wednesday, leg day,
aka skipping it.
Skip 90% of leg days.
you got me messed up. Thursday is shoulders. Friday is another on day. Saturday and Sunday's rest.
Repeat.
You scared me. I scared leg day. You got me messed up. What you talking about?
Cardio. You don't have cardio day, bud.
Why because doing legs sucks?
I'll maybe do a leg day one out of every three.
Who even trains their legs?
You'd be surprised.
You got me messed.
I ain't doing that every week, but I lost your mind.
Do you have cankles? I do.
No.
They actually got some mean calves on me. I ain't gonna show y'all those y'all weird and I ain't got no socks on.
Cavs are tough though. I'm not gonna lie.
We won't tell. I ain't worried about y'all tellin'.
Bro, why does my head say keep going?
Bro, what is it going?
Man, God leave. I'm about to get off, bro.
Bro, it's plugged in!
I'm not going to let you go.
Bro, it's bloody!
All of us in charging when I had that plug into the base, I had to plug it into the
actual piece isle. Man, ban everybody in here.
Man, look at him dude.
It's unreal. It's unreal, dude. It's crazy. Actually, crazy is. He's crazy.
Hey, Casper, a ten-year-old dog has made a bunch of fanarts. She wants to send you where
she sent it to make her year. I'm almost done clearing out the fan mail that I have stored up,
I think. And by that, I mean there's only like 200 packages left. So after I clear that out,
I'll probably open the fan mail appeal box back up. I'll let you know. Thank you, ZD. Thank you.
Shout out to your daughter as well. I appreciate you.
Um, only 200?
Yeah.
Hey, Case, I donated a month and a half ago telling you we found out my wife's pregnant,
or not finally, uh, I can officially say that my wife and I are gonna be parents,
thankfully, getting us through an insanely tough time.
You really did make us laugh in some of the hardest times.
Yo, congratulations, T. Cassio.
Congratulations to y'all.
Congratulations.
That right there is awesome.
And you know what? To celebrate,
I'm going to pop another call
dropping y'alls off.
Y'all, if my stream
crashes in here tonight,
I'm literally never streaming here.
Again, I'm going back to the warehouse.
You got me messed up
The rest of reason I quit streaming it here for like a month to the kids
Kobe I made that too
Chat I am meet me behind the CVS and deal me some cough drops
Bro, they're not drugs man
Chad, why do y'all treat cold drugs like they're drugs bro? Why y'all do that?
Huh?
They're medicine. No, they're not y'all all got steady line up in here, man. Yes, they
are. Focus. Focus. Please focus.
They wouldn't have the word every day on there if you couldn't take them every day, brah.
Chewtama, don't play with me.
Hold on, I'm reading a little bit.
Warnings.
If sore throat is severe, persists more than two days, is accompanied by a fever or whatever.
Consult a doctor promptly.
They don't say none about you can't take them every day.
directions.
Adults and children five years and over dissolve one or two drops one at a time, repeat as needed.
and I need it.
Look what's in them.
This is why I like them so much.
Focus.
Focus, please, focus.
Please focus. I'm begging you. Please. You have to focus.
Ah! Focus!
Oh my goodness, I'm actually back...
I am actually begging you to focus!
That's why I like them so much.
Red 40.
Oh, that's my phone number on there.
Hold up.
Bro, it's like they're good though.
They're good though.
You gotta stop?
No I don't.
I ain't stoppin' nothin'
You got me messed up, I ain't stoppin' nothin'
What was I sayin'?
I feel like I'm tethered in, I feel like I got like Chris Redfield walkin' me on a lease around public on All-Force with this like flipped up to me
But I'm like tethered in, dude, like please, can this thing hurry up and charge, man?
Oh, that's nasty right after having a cough drop, ooh, that, ooh, oh, that's nasty right there.
Ugh.
Yo, Jeff with the, oh yeah, look what came out today.
I think I mentioned it earlier chat who remembers when I played the stalk one and the stalk two
goaded horror games I
Mean goady
Look what came out today
Who knows what I played the demo today's by the way
Sorry, what if you remember?
Oh, I remember!
Kat, y'all don't remember.
Yeah, we playing this tonight.
Hello? Who's there?
Y'all remember?
are you finishing that game
from last night?
if I, depends on when this one ends, but probably.
in the noodle with the tin. Thank you. I like that name.
Hello? Is someone there?
Cap?
Who remembers the- ooh that's creepy!
Wait, is there hiding mechanics in this?
Oh, no.
But yeah, that came out today.
So you already know what we're doing that.
You know what else I'm wondering, Chad, bro, when is contraband police DLC coming out?
bro, I feel like I have been waiting on that for like 15 years, man.
I need that to come out like yesterday.
Did it not come out?
No, not yet.
It's September.
What?
They better not be that long.
That's one month before GTA 6 comes out.
One month!
Magic conch.
Do you think GTA 6 is going to be good when it comes out?
I don't understand.
What did you just say to me?
Now what did you just say to me?
Why did you just talk to me that way, Magic Conch?
I'm with Conch at the Mystic Network.
How do you deserve a displeased name question?
It kills the dog.
What is that supposed to mean?
Hold on.
No.
My conch says no.
Sorry.
Yo, magic cards, do you want me to harvest your soul just like I did with the other one?
No, I said, do you want me to harvest your soul just like I did with the other one?
I said do you want me to harvest your soul like I did with the other one.
You think you slick, don't you?
You ain't funny. I just want you to know that.
I hate her, man.
I really do.
Magic Conch, do you hate every single person
in the chat right now?
No, do you hate every single person
in the chat right now?
You're lying, why are you lying?
Why are you lying? You know you hate everybody in here. You know you hate
everybody in here. Why are you lying? No, why are you lying?
Have a good rest of your night magic haunch
Ask if she hates you.
Yo, Magic Conch, do you hate me?
No.
Do you think I'm cool
Do you think I'm muscular
I'm done now we're done with her for tonight you got me messed up
No, no, buddy we got we uh-uh
We are we done with her for the night. You know I lost yo mind
Buster
We're good on that
Hey case you have any cologne that you like to wear and can I on behalf of my perfumery send you some fragrances
I like that Ford Mustang cologne that stuff soft
Hey case I hope you're having a good summer have you gone fishing at all this summer if so if you caught anything good
You appreciate that rain in the noodle and no I have not gone fishing this summer because it has been the hottest summer in human history and I have not went.
That is legitimately the reason I have not went fishing is because it is just straight up too hot to go fishing like it is absolutely insane like it's unbelievable.
Too hot to go fishing.
efficient. Ford Mustang Cologne is that a thing chat? Yeah,
y'all ever had the Ford Mustang Cologne? Bro, the Ford Mustang
Cologne is good, bro. I likes that Cologne.
So how hot is it where y'all live that right now? What's
that body's temperature up in here? Let me get a good gauge.
I'm sorry.
Somebody says 65. Where are you
at?
Where are you at? Where is 65?
in Ohio. What must be nice?
Chat, you know what time it is.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is spooky time up in here.
You best get you a dypion, Bubba.
The stock three is out today.
It's a great day.
I hope it's good.
The other two stock games that we played before
were absolutely good.
Well, this one follows suit.
We can only hope.
Get you a dypion, Chad.
Because you already know what time it is.
It's time to get spooky up in here, buddy.
Hey, it's time to get spooky up in here. Hello?
Oh, yeah, that's gonna be cinema.
Get you a diaper, old chap!
Cause it is!
Spooky time, up in this thing!
Everybody lucky!
Spooky time!
Hey, you better hang up that beautiful come over here and kiss me on my hand now.
Oh
No, Maya!
No, Maya.
No way.
Yo, oh red eye with the 10,000 bits W. Oh red eye with the 10,000 bits
In case you just want to say I really appreciate you stream
I recently got diagnosed with cancer and you streaming every day really helps me keep my mind off things
Keep up the amazing work. Love you. Y'all hope you get better soon
Red eye chat W red. I for hope everything is good for you soon. I appreciate that red eye. Thank you
Hope you hope you hope you uh, hope you recover from that soon and well, thank you red eye
Let's go name of this game is
the stop three.
We played the other two the
stopped games back in the day.
They were both good especially
the stock one was really good
and we played the demo to this
and the demo was pretty good for this.
I think I remember.
I don't know.
Either way, we're playing it lock.
Lock it.
Yo, Mo with the 5W, Mo with the 5, thank you.
Let's go.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Pre-fire that sensitivity, y'all already know the drill. Type one if you're locked in, chat. Let's get it.
The stalk three. We've been waiting for this to come on. Oh, they got hit with ads. Should I wait on them?
They got hit with ads while I was about to start the game. Let's wait a second for them.
Let's just wait. Let's just wait. They'll be out of them in two and a half minutes.
That's we can't start we can't start we can't start the game one a and as now
We'll get some secret slither time while we're waiting though
Just until they're out of ads
In a minute and 47 seconds
I'm about to cook this dude. Look at this. Watch. I'm gonna lock in your gym and I with the fight. Thank you
Cooked oh my goodness cooked wait a minute. Oh my goodness three piece
a minute and a half and they're back actually that can't be right.
tell him I waited on him. Tell him I waited on him because I'm a good guy.
Kitty's just sitting here on the table.
Kitty.
Kitty? Uh oh, she's attacking the wire. Oh lord.
Chaz, anybody else's got to attack wires at every given chance?
If she sees like a cable or something like this. Oh my goodness. It's over
Chat they're back in 30 seconds
Hey, I add y'all begin here with a I ads brother. It feels like every ad is
Is that AI add no joke? That's actually what it feels like
Did you really purchase your chair at the warehouse from Amazon?
No, my mom got it from Amazon I
Don't know what it is. I think she knows what it is, but it's good though
It was her chair at first, but I think she didn't like it because it was like her in her back or something
Lock in. I'm waiting, y'all. You're welcome. I haven't started the game yet. Let's go.
The Stalk 3. Let's get it. Let's go.
Ugh, I really don't want to. But I have to finish my school essay now.
You hate to hear it write essay. You gonna make me write the essay
Turn a lot of
Oh, this room is kind of a vibe. I might have preferred to sensitive you a little bit too much
Sound like some thunder or something right there
Perfect. Let's go. All right, let's go right this school essay chat. And then after that,
it's gonna be even worse. We gotta go to work after that. Yo, this room is a five. Oh my goodness.
What's this house layout? I think I vaguely remember it from the demo. Oh my goodness,
this house is such a vibe it's not even funny bro dude what does she do for a
living buddy this is up oh my goodness the whole house above the floor plan
whoever came up with the floor plan was look there's a little balcony life
Yeah, she got motion for real. You got to have some money living up here. What you talking about?
What do you scuba just say?
Alright, let's write this essay.
Modern day surveillance and privacy. Okay, looks like they're gonna make me type it out. How would I start this?
Right
Yeah, yeah, I'm cooking yeah, okay, what do I want to hit next?
I'm just writing this whole thesis just off the title, by the way, I'm crazy.
Facts, I'm nasty.
Okay, I'm happy with that.
Well, such a good essay, even the character liked it.
What was that noise?
I just heard something.
Finally. Time for some stargazing.
You will for that.
Oh, let's get on that telescope!
Oh, man, we're about to look at Jupiter.
Oh, the stars look amazing here.
Yeah, they do.
Can we move this? No?
That can't be Jack. He's got a key.
Who's Jack?
Who's knocking on my door this late? Don't play with me.
Hello? Who's there?
Um, can I help you?
This is creeping me out.
I should grab my phone, just in case I need it.
I should grab my phone, just in case I need to call the cops.
Just in case you need to call the cops, huh?
No!
Yeah!
Oh, I got you good there, didn't I?
Jack!
Oh, you absolute idiot!
I was about to call the cops!
Let's still call the cops on!
Persist, you opportunity!
It's real funny.
But who was breathing outside the door?
Oh, that was just my phone playing an audio.
What?!
Sounds like you spent quite some time planning this.
Yes, it was so worth it. Anyway, I got a suggestion on something we can do tonight. Want to hear it?
No.
Sure. It better make up for all of this.
It won't.
I was thinking, what if we snuck into creepwood wonderland carnival tonight?
I'm good!
We'd have the whole-
Matter of fact, I'm ready to break up, Jack!
Sounds fun, right?
That does sound fun, but also risky.
Olivia, that does not sound...
Don't worry. I'll protect you if something happens.
I trust you.
What's you gonna do, you goober?
I have to run some errands first.
How about we meet up at our usual spot in 30 minutes?
Okay. See you then.
I hate this guy. I hate him too already.
You don't appreciate that.
I'm just normal shot out Caleb too.
Yo, Bard Phoenix with a thousand bits.
W Bard Phoenix with a thousand bits.
Hey, case I voice Jack in the stop three back from the demo.
Thanks for playing.
I know offense, but I don't like Jack.
And I got nothing to do with you.
I just don't like Jack for that right there.
W bar though.
I'll be good, uh, Emma. Thank you.
Hey, W Voice Actor, though. Thank you, Phoenix. Who calling me?
Jack's here.
Hello.
Hey, Mom.
Hi, sweetie. How's everything going?
I'm okay.
Great. I just finished my schoolwork, and I'm heading out to meet Jack.
Oh, you're still with that guy?
You two got something fun planned for tonight?
No.
Mom, he's not that bad.
Cow!
Anyway, we're going to sneak into Creepwood Wonderland Carnival tonight.
I hope you're not disappointed.
That does sound exciting.
And no, I'm not disappointed.
I was your age once too, you know?
Just be careful, okay?
Thanks for being so cool, Mom.
I'll let you know if anything happens.
Have fun!
We're dead, Mom! Caw caw!
Who's Felix?
Yo, Olivia, who's Felix?
Remember when we used to hang out after school all the time? Yeah, that was forever ago.
Guess I'm just feeling nostalgic, LOL. Uh, who's Felix?
Who's Madison?
What topic did you get on the essay? The impact of social media and mental health?
What about you? I got modern-day surveillance and privacy. Haven't even
started writing yet. Don't forget the deadline's not I broke that real quick.
Jack. Where you at? Chillin' with my homies? I'll be home soon. Yeah, I don't
like Jack. Chillin' with my homies? You're a nerd, Jack!
I should get going now, so I have time to stop by the store too.
I should get to my computer and get the night started.
She sounds like the cop from Scrutinized.
What should I grab?
Noodles?
Maybe some candy?
And some noodles?
Oh, I kinda like this store, cheesy snacks, hold up, choco bar, oh, green bean!
They didn't even put up.
Oh my goodness yo Olivia we need to get that.
Oh no I don't I was just standing here. Ah sorry I thought you were stocking
shells. Sorry to disappoint you. Is she lying?
Did she just lie to me? No I was just standing here ma'am. Did you just lie
of me? Animal food? Where is the candy at? Olivia probably ain't even gonna get no good
type of candy either. Olivia just don't seem like she would know what good candy is. You
You know what I mean.
PAAAAAAA
Yo, who is this goober out of here?
Excuse me miss, could you help me out? I'm not sure which bag to pick.
Of what?
Sure. I personally like the green one the most.
Alright, I'll give that one a try. Thanks.
You're welcome.
Honey smacks, where?
Won't see no honey smacks
Where is the candy?
Well, how do they have laundry detergent on the same aisle as the food? Yo, this grocery store sucks. Look at this nerd.
I
Got orange apple and lemon fresh batch came in this morning
Hey, not right now
Sure almost out for the day
I'm good. Thanks. Yo, have a nice day Olivia. What are you doing it?
Red blue green I'm gonna get the green
Something to drink
soda, maybe
Yo, Olivia, we gonna get no chills. What is that?
Check this grocery store low key mid
Let me get let me get the green one
What would Jack want?
Probably some check wow that is the first cool thing Jack's done yet
bro wants some tater chips where was the tater chips at who is this goober up
Oh my goodness this dude is a goober man!
Yooo!
Ugh, what do you want?
Can't even use self-checkout in peace and-
I was just walking!
Oh, um, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to disturb you.
forget you now let's get these Pringles over here yeah he's not into soda water
should be fun if I took one look at Jack I know he likes soda what you talk
about Olivia don't laugh for him all that dude drinks his soda did you not
see them that should be it let's go pay all right yo may with the five W may with
the five let's let's check out how you doing hi Olivia that'll be 980 how's
everything going with you it's been a while that's Felix Felix everything's
good just the usual well that's good to hear honestly I kind of missed the
old days you know back when we used to hang out all the time I don't yeah things
were different back then smalls with the fire they don't have to be I mean we
still live in the same town can't you spare a little time for your childhood
friend maybe it's just been hard to find time lately Jack and I have had a
lot going on right Jack he's a lucky guy though I'm not sure he even
realizes it you doing anything at night yeah I'm going on an adventure with Jack
I'll tell you all about it another time okay I should hurry or I'll be late okay
well be safe out there Olivia
is this micro cheating
I'll tell you all about it.
Yo, starchy pants. Hey, you say something else, I'mma ban you outta here.
Why LOL? Cause you over actin' like he was being innocent.
was over act like he all he just trying to be a friend no he was not
that ain't no out
no missing dog all human
all right let's wait for the bus we're good
Jack is a killer. Um, you
remember at the start of, um,
what was the name of the last
the before last fears of
who remembers Mike from fears
of having would very get away.
We thought he was gonna.
He gives the same vibes that Mike from Woodbury give.
There's no more buses coming tonight. You know that, right?
I'm just waiting for my boyfriend.
Oh, really? How far-
Oh, you better back up!
He's... he's gonna be here any second.
And he's eight foot tall and muscular!
Cuz you don't sound too sure about that
What do you want? Can you please stop getting closer?
Close that's exactly where I want to be
Why are you shaking?
Haven't even touched it
Yeah
Hey, what's going on here kill them?
Thank God, you got here just in time.
Wait a minute, Jack, hold up! That car is kinda tough! Maybe I'll judge you too soon!
Yo, Jack, hold up! This car kinda clean!
Well, this is starting off swell.
What happened? You okay?
you came just in time I don't know who that was he really freaked me out so
random guy that's creepy did he follow you no he just ran away I was alone
before that damn that's not something you expect out here you're safe okay if
If he shows up again, I'll handle it.
You ain't gonna do nothin', Jack.
You ain't no man.
You have no idea how relieved I was when I saw your car.
Guess I'm shut up right in time, huh?
I'm breaking up with you, Jack.
But you still want to go through with this?
No, I don't want to go through with a relationship either.
Let's do this.
Alright.
I'm done.
And here we are.
Jack, I'm leavin' you after this.
Wonderland.
Crackin' on.
Jack saved you.
He didn't save me.
He just showed up.
He didn't save me.
He just showed up.
He didn't save me.
showed up they didn't say me why don't you come out first i think it's near the entrance
sure but you're going first
no problem follow me
Jack, this is so lame.
Do you see that light flickering in the foot truck?
Yeah.
Maybe the staff forgot to turn it off?
Jack, why don't we go on a real date?
You'll be able to take me to an abandoned carnival.
Oh, I've seen a hot dog in that cave.
There is no one in here.
God damn that's some hot dogs in there!
I guess someone actually forgot to turn off the light button.
Let's get moving.
Jack!
Be a man and go in and give me a hot dog!
Yo Jack, be a dog and go in and give me a hot dog!
Man.
I bet those are better than Stacey Swar's, your band.
No, they're not.
Jack's lame.
He is kind of lame, ain't he?
Yo, Jackalus, I just heard something.
Yo, Jackalus, I just heard something in the bush.
Wait for me!
He just go walk in there without me. Are you dead serious? Yeah, I'm breaking up with this dude after this. You got a new medicine.
So this is the haunted house. Not only is it a haunted house attraction, it's abandoned.
The haunted house is based on the Wright family story, GG.
The rights were a family of five living in a secluded, peaceful life on their farm.
That changed when the youngest began complaining about a man watched a man watching from the
doorway.
At first no one took it seriously, just a nightmare they thought.
But soon another child mentioned him.
Then the parents saw too, a tall figure wearing a wide smiling mask, silently standing
in their doorway.
When the father rushed at him, he was already gone.
and paranoia consumed the family until one day they vanished without a trace.
Investigators found the house in ruins. Every window sealed with metal sheets.
It has now been 22 years since the rights disappeared and they have never been found.
This house is recreated using the photographs on the right case.
Some objects were even recovered from the site. Yeah, G.G.
that's disturbing yes it is and it's
abandoned right now so it's even worse
yo jack by the way we're breaking up
after this just saying you're gonna run
off without me in an abandoned haunted
house jack you done lost your mind
What was?
You are now locked in here to escape enter the code in the current what?
We need to leave this place. I don't care about the farm. I'm scared for the kids. Please listen to me. This is a haunted house attraction, by the way.
This technically isn't a real note because it's where I'm amusement park, but that's still creepy.
I am taking a picture of that because we don't have to remember that code.
Yo, Jack, stop with the pranks, man.
I'm about to leave you here.
Jack.
I'm a little scared, Chad.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm a little scared.
Jack, this is not funny.
Jackalus!
Jackalus, I swear to chat, are we leaving them after this?
As soon as we get back on Jack, it's over.
What is that?
Is that him making all that noise?
Finally, a button.
Okay, it's charged enough now.
Finally, I'm un-tethered.
I'm free!
I'm free.
Alright, anyway.
Jack?
This is a relationship-ending event.
It was just a mannequin. I thought it was a person for a second.
I don't think that's a mannequin.
Yo, Olivia, that might be a real person.
Uh...
Jack, where are you?
Oh, that's so creepy.
Oh, that is so creepy.
That man with the white mask won't stop staring.
His smile doesn't even move.
I just hope Dad can take care of him.
Be fine.
We are so cooked.
Let's go upstairs, I guess.
If it's not there, it's not a mannequin.
Okay, that might be a mannequin.
I'm sorry. I got too excited to check out the place.
You're so... you're...
Sure. Whatever.
I really am sorry. Did something happen?
I almost got a heart attack from some creepy mannequin in this room.
Really? Let me see that.
You go right ahead.
Let me guess it's not gonna be there now. Nope, imagine that.
There's nothing here.
You alright? You look like a thing.
But... there was a mannequin. How can it be gone?
Or maybe... you're just trying to scare me back for a...
And now you don't believe it!
No! I know what I saw.
So I guess that means you either had a health nation or mannequins can move.
Yeah, we're leaving.
What if there was a person inside?
Come on.
We'll be sneaking around in here dressed up.
You would!
I've got an idea.
You know we need a coat to get out of here, right?
You go check for the coats upstairs and I will wait down here for you and keep an eye out for the mannequin.
Okay
You better make sure nobody comes up the stairs I
Hate Jack I hate him
We're leaving them as soon as we get out of here Jack
We're dead we are so dead
I mean, buddy, we are cooks.
I mean, cooks.
Why does that look...
Why are you at your original setup?
You don't want to know.
Ooh, another note!
He's back. I saw him at the door again.
Mom says I'm making it up, and I know he's real.
See, I...
Got it.
That was the mannequin again.
Oh my goodness, we are dead.
Did I just hear this open?
Hidden room?
prepare yourself for a terrible jump scare what is this oh it wraps back
through to this room that's kind of cool okay let's go read that note and go
back downstairs something's telling me we're not gonna make it out of here
though I'm staying up tonight if he shows himself again I'll end it I won't
I'm scared my family anymore. D zero, which means that code is.
Let me get all my pictures.
A. I mean, no, 3590. Remember that 3590. We are cooked, though. I
don't think it's gonna matter.
I don't have all the numbers yet um Olivia I I fear that you're tripping
I live here what you mean there's a fifth one is there really
Oh, the attic. Are you kidding me?
Bro. We're doing all this and Jack is just sitting.
We're doing all this and Jack is just sitting downstairs, by the way. Actually ridiculous.
I feel like I just heard somebody breathe in, Gigi.
There's the code.
I'm good, y'all good? I'm good.
Lord have mercy it's so cold in here but at least he can't find me I'd rather be
cold than see that white mask again e4 so let me get all my give me get all my
pictures back in order here the code is three five nine zero four
that's the last number let's just find Jack and get out of here I don't like
this please three five nine zero four hello is someone there
stop it was nothing
why did everything just go quiet stop playing
I got a bad feeling I'm hearing doors moving just get me down here Jack I got the code
We're going home
How did it go shut up?
There is definitely someone else in here with the fire with the fire
I'm out of mannequin again just standing in the hallway looking at me and then it disappeared
What I never saw anyone go up to the stairs
Maybe there's another way you weren't even looking
Yes, there is I found it by accident when checking a wardrobe
There is a hatch between the floors in there
But this is starting to get a bit creepy.
We should avoid splitting up again in case there's actually someone sneaking around here.
Slog.
We should avoid splitting up again.
We.
Buddy.
Buddy, you're the one that ran away to start with. It ain't got nothing to do with me.
Did you find the numbers?
Yes!
Finally, a good idea from you. Yep, I got the last three numbers. What are the two first numbers?
Great. Three and five.
I already knew that idiot.
three five nine zero four three five nine zero four look out I'm just walking
out just instantly walking out I hate you
should we go back home yes this mannequin has made me feel yes we
should Olivia there's no fun to be had okay fine where do we go now this is
this is not fun Jack and there's no point having fun because we're breaking
about this anyway so what's the point let's just go home I mean Lord have
mercy man
look at the way he walks just a goober man
Dump them? Oh yeah, we're dubbing as soon as we get home. You got me messed up.
Okay, so we get six throws each, the one that pops more balloons wins. And of course,
ladies first.
Yeah, thank you.
I'll help you already, because I'm not going easy on you.
Wilder no streetlights, because we broke in here.
Two locked in can't jump scare me, idiot.
What do you mean what do you mean a real pro I went six for six you can't do better than
It's a ball.
What did this idiot miss?
Oh my goodness.
Yo, you, yo, Jack.
I just heard the footsteps.
He sucks so bad Chad, it's unreal.
He is so bad.
Oh, that is just embarrassing.
Oh my goodness, that is embarrassing.
We're about to die.
Uh, well, I don't think you actually won.
I'm thinking there's luck once you leave me next time.
Hopefully you learned a thing or two from watching me.
This is too easy.
Alright then.
Your turn to choose where to go next.
Hey!
Hmm, okay.
I would love to try the Ferris wheel.
Alright.
Ferris wheel it is.
Oh
Olivia
Olivia whole
Yes, she's dumb too there, you know what another two peas in a pod buddy they're meant for each other both
You can go ahead. I think I can get the Ferris wheel started.
You do not know how to run this thing. Okay. I'll wait in one of the cabins.
You do not know how to run this Ferris wheel. Uh Jack, but okay.
How do I get in there? Okay, here we go.
Deucet, I think I can get the Ferris wheel running. You do not know how to get that
thing running. Yo Zeddy with the 20 gifted subs, low and
have mercy. Give me some W's for ZD with the 20 gifted subs up. Oh my goodness. I appreciate
that ZDW ZD for real. Thank you. Oh yeah. By the way, he said we weren't going to split
up again and now look at us this ain't even a ferris with oh yeah it is
gg is he not gonna get on here I'm surprised you got this working I have
to even do that he's on a war for has to work at a place like this so I know how
these rides work you try my help you never told me that before that's
That's actually really cool.
No, it's not, Olivia.
Oh, I thought I had told you.
What else have you not told me, Jack?
Jack, what else have you not told me, huh?
You cheating?
Look.
Is that someone standing there?
Wait.
It's the mannequin from the haunted house.
I don't wish to see what was there.
Wait, does he think there's something that's a real person?
These places in the medican's everywhere.
And they just forgot to turn off the only light next to it.
Imagine it turns the fairs wheel off all around here.
Yeah, okay. Let's check it out after the ride.
Now I'm curious.
GG.
I'm not gonna lie, though, the Ferris wheel was kind of fine.
Aside from the, uh, where'd he go?
Oh, here he is.
Who do you think dies first? Jack or Olivia?
Jack? Yeah, probably.
Did they really just jump scare me with a newspaper blowing in the wind?
You know that guy too, Jadak could have just been me.
You know what, just for that?
Carl, drop.
Hey, call drop.
Kobe, I made that too.
I like it.
Oh, it is a mannequin wait no one is it wait a black it's just a mannequin
I knew you were messing with me earlier.
Shut up, Jack!
I'm telling you, the one in the haunted house moved.
Yes, I saw it.
Jack, okay.
Yo, Jack, I am sick and...
This dude actually just said yeah, okay, yo
This is where he dies he won't be long
He dies here, we're gonna hear a scream and he's gonna be dead cannot do this while he's on
Lee
I
Hurry up Jack
Ski ball bro ski ball is so fun. Oh, I gotta sit on the bench
Say no! Call the pony!
He didn't leave you alone, right? Yes, he did.
Oh my goodness, Olivia.
He is taking an awfully long time to pee, though.
They're meant for each other, that chapter, both stupid.
But Chex feels.
Okay, Chex.
Cheat right now.
How do I get up the phone?
You look lonely on that bench.
Did he leave you?
Who is this?
It's phone about to die.
You really just going to ignore me?
Jack, this isn't funny.
I don't think this one's Jack this time.
I bet it's Felix under an unknown number playing a prank because he don't like Jack.
I've got a bad feeling.
What if he left?
I should check if his car's still here.
If Jack fully left us here?
Oh, not only are we breaking up, I'm literally like,
we're going to have a problem.
Oh Lord.
Chat was so dead.
Imagine his car is actually gone.
He... he's gone.
What do I do? What do I do?
Wait, you actually gotta be kidding me.
Wait, you actually have to be kidding me.
Okay, it's fine. Just calm down.
Oh, come on. She'll come get me.
No way he would do that, right? Maybe he'd die.
Olivia, we're good.
Jack, we're so dead.
Yo, L Jack beyond belief, by the way, that is insane.
That is actually insane.
Unless I think maybe there's a chance he got like killed or something and somebody took his car. I don't know.
That would be the only acceptable thing.
That bandit can still there though.
There's no way to strike. That would be...
Ooh, there's light in here.
Lock the door,
and let's just stay here till morning.
Yeah, it's over, Chad.
It is over.
Chad, it is over.
What was that?
Oh, staff break room.
Right here.
We're going to chill in here and just...
We're chilling here till the morning
Look we got some
You gotta be kidding me.
I gotta go back down here.
He's so creepy.
Where did he go?
I can't see nothing.
He is so heavy though.
I know which way to go, though.
I don't know which way to go, though.
I know you're here.
Shouting is so creepy, bro.
Oh, my...
Kitty!
Kitty, why'd you run in here?
Why did she run in here?
Is it like, is it storming outside?
It's weak.
Kitty must have got scared of the killer too.
J, y'all think it's that dude from the bus stop?
No! Got him!
You're not going anywhere.
It's Felix.
Um, Padgin.
The thing is, chat, we're not, you can't sprint.
You can only walk.
Share me a cup of green tea.
Somebody said it's the mom.
Where'd you go?
Eat a cup of green tea.
So what part are you in?
I live here.
I actually don't understand bro like I don't understand I don't understand
like what is this like hello shift if you think I haven't hit shift to run you aren't
I know you're here.
Let us all have the worst message ever.
Where'd you go?
I can't see anything here.
You can only run with the flashlights on.
You can only run with the flashlight on.
This is the most hiding place ever, Olivia.
Gigi, we're dead.
Key.
Yellow clip.
He's out, he's out there.
I see him walking.
Oh, there is one in there.
Yeah.
Kitty is laying in direct line of my mouse.
Where'd he go?
We're about to get John Scared Chad, GG.
I love you.
I don't think he saw me.
Olivia, I got bad news for you.
We are so cold.
How long are we staying here, Olivia?
There ain't no way we can stay here overnight.
Oh, that was scripted. Yeah, that was scripted. I feel like it had to be.
Are we in his trunk? Where are we?
Where am I? Oh no. I need to find a way out of here.
He's got us locked in his basement, chat. G to the G-ski.
Oh my goodness, G.G.
he took my flashlight too what are the odds you just left the door open no way
right of course not this door looks weak maybe I can break it with something I
mean I got a BBL on me and maybe I can throw that thing at the door it's gonna
put two butt cheek holes in it and then we can just like reach through and
grab the lock.
I don't know what I just picked up.
It's like a brick or something.
This like a...
Ah!
That's the dude from the bus stop.
Don't go unconscious on me.
It's more fun with some resistance.
Oh my god. Kill him!
Finally. You have no idea how long I've waited for this.
If you're thinking of screaming, please do. No one will hear you.
No! Please don't do it!
Stop talking.
I knew I should have cheated on Jack with you Felix. I've been saying this since the
start of the game. Oh my goodness. I knew it. Did he shoot him?
Scott, I found you. Come on, let's get you out of here.
Wait, what happened with Jack?
I don't trust him, he just shot the guy, so I don't think we have a choice.
Are we back home?
Oh, it's just you. I'm still in the parody of last night.
Yeah, that makes sense. That had to be pretty scary.
Where is Jack?
But how did you even find me last night?
You think Jack set us up?
Okay, that's kind of creepy, Felix.
Who that?
Oh, that's my mom, hey!
Still so scared?
Of course you are.
I can't believe Jack just left you there like that.
I knew he was bad news from the start.
I did too, just to mention, his father...
I hate to say it, Olivia, but I agree.
I just don't understand how any man can leave their girlfriend alone in a place like that.
Who's knocking?
I'll kill Jacket.
Watch it beat Jack.
Oh, if it's Jack, it is gonna be ugly for him to come in here.
We're gonna jump him.
Wait, what is that?
Wait, is that Mom?
And Felix? Why are they with him? That's the one who...
What?
Don't believe them? I've been set up. I don't understand everything yet.
But what you need to know is in that picture.
Your mom and Felix are working with him.
She paid him.
Please meet me at the bus stop.
We need to talk.
Don't tell him you're coming.
What was that?
Nothing.
Just a letter.
What?
Who's it from?
Just... my friend... checking in.
What?
You okay? You look like you saw a ghost.
I just... I need some fresh air. After everything that happened.
I'll come with you.
No.
No, it's okay. I just need a minute alone.
You sure?
Yeah. I'll be right back.
I just cracked the code.
our mom didn't want us to be with Jack so she hired someone to try to kill me or
something and told Felix about it so Felix could come in and look like a
hero and save the day because for some reason she wants us to be with Felix and
not with Jack and there's some past stuff with Jack and Jack and our mom
because she said when she walked in I knew he was no good from the start just
like his dad so she has some experience with Jack's dad this was all a set up by
them the plot twist is unbelievable
unfathomable plot twist incomprehensible abominable either
That is crazy chat. I think we all owe Jack an apology
Everybody say sorry Jack, please. We all owe Jack an apology
Yeah, we all owe Jack an apology right now we we were judging him from the start of the game
We yes we everybody in here
No, he still sucks
Okay, we can at least apologize for thinking it was him or something.
I don't know, whatever.
Compared to everybody else, now he looks like a saint.
Keady.
Who's here?
It's Jack!
Jack!
Olivia, thank God you came. Are you okay?
No, I'm not okay. Why were you there for me?
I got knocked out from behind. Next thing I knew, I was waking up at some random gas station.
And there was a letter in my car.
It said they'd kill me if I ever contacted you, Ben.
Is that why you didn't send anything to me?
No, I was too worried to get a shit, but it said you had blocked me.
Why?
I never blocked you.
I figure.
Someone bit it behind your back.
I tried to find your location, but it said you were last seen.
It's kind of a check the whole place.
You came back for me.
Of course I did.
What happened to you?
We can't say he's capping because we literally have a picture that he took of
our mom and Felix shaking hands with the guy so it can't be kept it's a I
That's actually crazy AI is actually to the point where you literally can't
believe anything now it's actually insane and it's like that could be AI.
And then I woke up in some disgusting basement.
That's just crazy. I have to even get out.
Felix showed up just in time and saved me.
Felix was there. Yeah, now that I think back on it
it felt almost too perfect like it was staged.
Exactly.
I'm like a...
This was all set up.
Your mom wants me out of her life for some reason, told you.
No.
She's my mom.
She wouldn't do this.
That whole night was her idea.
She's the one who told me to suggest a carnival to you.
She said it wasn't your bucket list.
You made me promise not to tell you when we came from her.
I can't believe this. I need to call her.
Frog with the five.
Hey, is everything okay? We are both so worried about you.
Cap.
Mum, drop the act. I just want the truth from you.
Did you pay someone to stalk me and set up Jack last night?
You sound crazy, Olivia. Where did this come from?
Don't start, Mom. I have picture proof. I know you did it. I don't understand why.
Kitty, is somebody in my house?
She's like acting like scared and she's looking out the door.
Kitty, is somebody in here?
Fine, I did it.
But don't make it sound so bad.
I did this for your sake.
What does that even mean?
For my sake?
I was afraid you wouldn't understand.
So this was the only way to do it.
Jack's father was an asshole that cheated on me when I was your age.
you
for playing. Thank you for the
for playing. Super thank you
for the praise on the acting
and writing slash plot twist
also Corvin the dev is here
too. So hello from us both.
Yo W Corvin W Phoenix y'all
I'll cook with that one. Game of the year.
All right, Chad. Let's finish that game that caused the great spillage of 26 last night.
And then it's Stanky Shore's time after that, buddy.
Chad, what was the name of that game last night? What was the name of it? Do y'all remember?
I don't remember somebody better remember what was it October survivors guilt is this it
I think this is it.
Who said it? Modem now.
Oh, it was the thing beneath.
Wait, Chad, it was the thing beneath? Is that what it was?
It was the thing beneath ban whoever said October
Hush, young Sprout, I'm looking.
Hush, young Sprout.
Hey, young Sprout, hush.
the game. Young, young, young
Sprout. Hush. It's installing.
This game had potential last
night though, until the great
spillage of twenty-six
happened. Type one if you were
there. There we go. Alright.
We didn't get a chance to
finish this game last night.
It looked like it had
potential. We're gonna
Get you a dypey on chat, because it is spooky time yet again.
Get you a dypey on chat.
That's what we don't want to do, we don't want to be fast.
There's a mirror in that fast room that's got like eight light bulbs around it.
Look how bright it is coming out of there.
Wait, is that low key of Bob, hold up?
Wait, that's low key of Bob!
Chad, is that a Bob?
Let me see what kitty looks like in the deadlock.
Let me put that line off.
You can put that line off.
No tears, I'll have it.
I hope you got you a fresh diaper, old bubble, because it's spooky time again.
We started this game last night, but we couldn't finish it because the great spillage of 26
happened.
Uh, yeah.
Uh, I got a bulletin.
Uh, a young war.
Uh, a rap.
Yeah, but keep it in touch.
I hate people.
I hate emotion.
I hate all the friends.
Uh, I hate these things.
Uh, I hate everybody.
This is me.
I hate sympathy.
What you don't say.
I hate all the friends.
I hate sympathy, but you don't say. Get away from me. I got what I need. What you don't do.
What's the matter? I wasn't here. We're starting from the top.
We weren't that far into it. Pretty much what made me mad in this game last night is that we have a group of friends and I'm pretty much the airing boy.
All right, everyone.
Help me.
Here we are.
Let me introduce you to the island dog.
Having a good time.
Good one, please.
Me and my buddies like to get totally wasted here,
like all the time.
Nice.
Diabolical.
You win two plays, you get the place.
I have never spent a lot of time before.
Nobody cares, I believe.
Are we really going to stay here for the night?
Yes.
Come on, Stephanie.
It's gonna be super-killed.
Let's get a fire gun.
Shut up, PJ. You're gonna release a firewood.
Yeah, of course I will.
I mean, my guess?
Sure.
I'll try to find some drywood.
Forget y'all. Forget all y'all.
I'm the airing boy.
And what y'all, when we get to the part that made me spill the drink,
or not made me spill the drink, but led up to the events of Skilly the Drink,
you'll know.
Speaking of that, I'm kinda thirsty.
Yeah, dude.
Pete always has to Pete's.
Have you ever tried it, Kevin?
I do car drops.
Yeah, a couple of times.
Yeah, they say I'm a real deal.
I have, Kevin.
Yeah.
What's up?
I didn't know you're chill like that.
Hey, hey, hey, you know how I do.
Yeah.
You want some?
Whoa.
I think I'm feeling it.
I don't feel anything.
You're so tough, Stephanie. You're so tough.
Aye. But do- mixing this with the cough drops, that's kind of crazy. Don't do that at home.
I can't wait to see you. Hi.
Shut up, April.
I can't wait to see you. Hi.
Okay, April.
And this was a time skip and this was this was almost the time I
Remember for some reason Stephanie was like upset right here. I don't know why
Just go. We have a plan to explore some of the ways.
Hey, I hope Stephanie gets to feel a better sound.
And we're coming up to the area that, uh...
Well, you know.
Yeah, Kevin, check it out. There's a locked basement here.
So spooky, right? What do you think of him there?
Dude! I broke both cutters! We could totally get the heat!
Ah shit, for real? Kevin, go fix those bullet cutters.
Yeah, go get it Kevin, I'm getting my backpack.
Sure. But before that, I think I need to go get a drink.
Anyway, that was the moment that made me get mad and go pour a drink last night, because
they're talking to me like I'm a dog and just expect me to run and go grab everything.
It's pretty ridiculous.
So I said can an event.
Hey, yeah, go get him, Kevin.
Who get the 25?
Rainbow with the 25 get to give me some W's for rainbow with the 25
W rainbow with the 25 get to thank you W rainbow appreciate that. Thank you
W rainbow for real
Let me get these boat cutters as they just demanded that I do it
What are you
Yo, Steph, you know where them boat cutters are.
Just go.
The others went to explore some of the ways.
Okay.
Hey!
What?
What are you doing?
They wanted me to get some boats.
We're gonna break a lock with these.
I'll stay here okay, Stephanie. I'll be back
Recap we're on an abandoned island with a group of friends that were breaking into some basement
And I'm the airing boy of course
So yeah
All right guys, I went and fetched the boat cutters
Are you punkin'?
Nice.
Yeah, thanks.
Now let me crack this thing open.
So you get to do the honors, I can't even do it?
Bro, I hate you!
And I'm gonna be the first one to go down there?
You do the honors.
Go ahead, man.
What are you waiting for, Kevin?
Ladies first!
Okay, well...
This place can be seriously dangerous. Be careful. Oh my goodness
Guys it's just a basement you're gonna come down here. I
Can't see nothing
No, we should not
They sell chairs
It's like the most powerful man I've met, too.
What about this weird pole?
Yeah, tell me about France.
I think I heard something about you.
It's that T-mini.
Good one, DJ.
Dude, what are you talking about?
It must be flowing water or something.
This drain is probably connected to the lake.
You're so stupid, Pete!
Hey, whatever.
Let's light up another one.
I don't want to, I already got my car charged.
Are we just going to smoke all night?
I wanna treat you.
Hey, don't worry, bro.
You can do both.
Hey, who wants to roll the next one?
Let me guess, Kevin.
No way. I'll always fuck it up.
I can try.
I'm not the lacer to this thing, Kevin.
I'm not the lacer to this thing and kill everybody.
What a rat poison, man.
Why is it so hard to control?
I did it!
Oh, I got him there.
He is...
Got one.
I wonder if you're rolling.
She says she banked cabs, he ain't feelin' like that.
I think she's not feeling well right now.
You rolled the joint, you think the first thing.
Let me light it up for you.
I played schedule one, trust me, I know how to do it.
Take a good bump, I'm not in.
I am Pete!
Yo rainbow with a 25 gift and W rainbow with another 25 gift that I appreciate that rainbow
W rainbow, thank you!
What's that noise?
W rainbow for real, thank you.
Why am I the only one down here now?
What's going on?
What is going on Stephanie she or a farmer where is everyone else why do you have an
I agree with that staff let's leave relax it's just the weed
Just weed
The weed didn't do shit
Come on, let me roll you another one. No Kevin
No way you gonna make me do this again
Bra
What is being so hard to control like you don't understand that it's like you can barely move it
Hey, I played a lot of schedule one like I said, I know what I'm doing
There we go
Got it
Where's Stephanie go Stephanie
We was hanging out, Steph.
What?
They let you walk that far?
Stephanie, where'd you go?
We was chillin'.
GG
Wait, no, was she not back at the camp? Okay. She's here. We're good. They're mine. Hey guys, where's DJ?
A little private boat trip in the moonlight, okay
Yeah
That's okay. I didn't like him anyway.
He's probably playing to get the Porsche first or something.
R.T.
He has his bill of parts to bring.
I'm really hungry. Kevin, who's my DJ? Uh, I'll go to something.
Quit commanding me around like...bro.
What do you mean, go find DJ?
You think he's in the basement, Chad?
I'll go look down here, I've got a feeling he might be.
It's not physical.
I've got a feeling it might be.
Got you, Kevin.
It's not physical?
Fine.
How did you- there's no way you got down here.
Come on, don't be such a buff kill.
That's not possible, April.
There's nothing to be afraid of here.
Oh, you, Kevin.
There's no way you're down here before me.
Okay.
Look, I still have some booze left.
Okay.
Kevin, I...
I love you.
Thank you.
Then, sir, I guess...
Come here, Kevin.
You still have some food, right?
This is, this cannot be a...
Yeah.
A third one, they're making me roll a third one.
What is your schedule one extended cut?
Cap, what's going on right now?
Let's smoke.
Why are you so...
And then we can go skinny dipping together.
Huh?
Let's smoke.
And...
And then we can go skinny dipping together.
I'm okay, Ona.
Thank you, though.
Why are you crouching?
This is a mimic chat.
There's no way to say.
By the way, we still didn't find DJ yet.
Is anybody over here?
Yo, when we get back to camp, somebody's a hundred percent gonna be dead by the way.
The music, the sinister music, yeah, it's over.
GG.
I already see Stephanie laying on the ground.
Hey, who's there?
I told you, everybody's dead April, are you hurt, she's dead, I drank too much, I
Yeah, Stephanie is dead on the ground
April Stephanie said she's more than hurt she's dead April
April you have to wake up. Okay. I'll go find Pete. Okay. What is Pete gonna do? I hope he's
Yo, P!
was he in the tent?
P!
I don't see nobody!
P!
Where'd the music go?
Yeah, where'd the music go?
I can't see anything, no.
No.
I don't think we're supposed to go this way.
Yo, Pete!
Check the basement again maybe?
Pete?
No.
Pete?
No.
Oh my god.
She's a water, she's a track star.
Check out what I'm wearing with my deals.
Check out the basement with my deals.
Oh my goodness, it's fast!
Where'd April go?
The boat!
Angels!
Where's DJ? How much you want to bet DJ is the killer?
Where am I supposed to go?
I actually don't know what to know.
Maybe the axe?
I don't see the axe.
Swarm!
Go back now. I ain't gonna...
This dude's getting cucked!
I get cucked!
DJ was in the water, was he really?
Say hello to another pop, thank you!
The music stop.
There's nothing down here.
Pete? No.
Why'd the music stop?
Did Bro give up?
Man, this game was good too.
Give it up!
Bro, give it up, man!
Well, game of the year, I guess.
Bro, I actually don't understand what's like, what are you supposed to do?
Like, there's no indicator of anything.
You were supposed to let it kill you.
Game of the year.
Say it with me, Chad.
Game of the year.
Say it with me.
Game of the year.
Now you know what time it is ladies and gentlemen. It's time for us to make some money buddy.
You better believe it.
Ladies and gentlemen it is time for another episode.
of the stanky shores.
We're gonna have to make a difficult decision, by the way.
Lock in, chat.
Time to open up the greatest water park
since the googly goons.
Let's go!
Lock in!
The
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time!
for another episode of the Stanky Shores.
You're two in with the five.
Hi and welcome to the Stanky Shores.
Do you got some Stanky drawers?
Let me get a sniff.
Oh!
Yo, Mike with the five, thank you.
Lock it, Chad.
could not do an episode yesterday for obvious reasons. Um, yo, I appreciate that. Uh,
talko, RIP Joy. Uh, thank you, talko. Oh, wait, no, your cat wasn't a judge.
How you all your cat Lucy, your RIP, the cat Lucy, Chad, appreciate that.
Tolka. Thank you. RIP Lucy.
Now chat we have a decision to make do we fire Rachel
I just can't get over the fact that she pushed me like that, that's crazy.
vote. It is a resounding yes ladies and gentlemen we are making our first firing at the stanky
shores. Ladies and gentlemen we are releasing April. She's getting fired if you don't know
what happened. She hit me. Is it just me or does the game look better on this PC?
Not April. Why did I say April? Rachel. Vivid with the five.
Okay, Chad. So this episode, everybody say goodbye to Rachel. There's no sentiment here.
here. She literally pushed me
down. Goodbye Rachel. It's
higher new janitor. I'm
thinking about even firing
Eric too but we'll wait on
that. Who will be the new
janitor that we hire here?
Dima. Why is there a star
beside that? What does that
mean? Wait, what does the
I mean, it's a shiny ladies and gentlemen, we already got a replacement.
Welcome in our newest employee at the Stanky Shores.
We have a rare, a rare employee.
What does the star mean?
Does that mean that it's goaded?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in Dima.
Do you think you're cool with that thing on?
Wait, where is your Stanky Shores uniform at?
Can everybody welcome in Dima?
The newest employee at the Stanky Shores today.
Also, the goal for today's episode is to unlock.
We need to unlock.
Where where's the resort pools? We need three more channel points so we can unlock resort pools
So we just need to save up and we're gonna get resort pools and put in some new pools in this place
It's gonna be unrecognizable. Jack's locked in. We're gonna have a busy day today. If you were not here yesterday
Not yesterday the day before yesterday we installed
the zipline zone that nobody uses should I move the zipline flop camera
I gotta go hand out posters your Palestinian prison the 20 get the W
Palestinian prison the 20 get the thank you how's everybody
how's everybody doing on this fine evening do y'all want to come in to
stanky shores today you do some swimming it's a great place to be no here you go
come over to the stanky shores come to the stanky shores man why you keep walking
come to the stanky shores thank you how are you doing line L thank you so
Did you just disrespect me get on my face? How you doing Alexander? Jump over your car. Oh my goodness the dogs is out
Wait, we did it nobody I need to hand out one more flyer look at everybody kicking the door down to get in here
It's beautiful. I just need one more flyer real quick. Is anybody waiting on stuff? Yes, somebody's waiting on a lemonade
You can't go
I know we didn't just open and people are already vandalized in the park you got me
stuff. I need to hand out one more flyer. Hold up. There we go. Let me go hand this thing out real
quick. Who is that? How you doing Skylo? Okay, you already coming. Thank you. How's everybody
doing? Everybody want to come to the thank you shores? Here you go. We're unique guests. You've
met some troublesome guests before, but not very unusual. But not every unusual guest's a
problem. So I might actually help you out. Oh, they're the ones that dropped the, uh,
Yeah, the research points and stuff
These drivers around here just
These drivers in this neighborhood just do not care about anybody it's insane
Chat we need to make you ain't supposed to be in yo Kenji. Yes. What you ain't got a ticket somebody wait on spot for
How are you doing Penny? Where's dying at?
Thank you. I gotta get some more popcorn. I'll be right back.
25 shrimp with the five. Thank you.
How y'all doing today? Thank y'all so much for choosing the stinky shores.
Okay, what was I doing popcorn? Okay, has anybody confirmed if the zipline
can be used by customers or not?
You see what I got? I'm so sorry you're good. Get out of here, Alan. Hit him with a box of
popcorn. I do not care. Lead it to a pool. Chat, I need confirmation. Can the zip line
be used by customers. It can if it's aimed at the ground. I want somebody to just block
hammer. I see somebody right there that's not supposed to be in here. Flying in like
Batman. Let me just set this thing up so customers can use it. Hold on.
I'm gonna shoot it over here so they can quickly get to the big boys line. Look at that. Let's test it out
Okay, that works we're good
Guess with it too long for a limit and I was on my way how you doing Jax and you won't both on that you want extra you do okay
There you go, Jetson. Have yourself a great day. Thank you.
Taddy wanted extra, man. I thought somebody was going to use the zipline. Can somebody please go use the zipline?
I'm begging you, I want to see somebody use the zipline.
Oh, I gotta go get some more snacks with the vending machine. You want to drop something?
drop drop drop come on junior man oh my goodness look at all the people hey how
you doing playing hot dog there you go you will pop one with some butter I got
you right here thank you so much you want to eliminate with ice I got you
was
yo Wayne you can't just walk in front of me when I'm serving customers big dog
You hear me get in the pool
How you doing Jeffrey lemonade when ice there you are I hope it's nice
How you doing great sling you won't catch up on that. Hey, I hear y'all over here, bud
Pop one with shit in my you say you want an extra I got you
Have a good one how you doin' bitch.
Lord have mercy, Benjamin!
Lucy, you see what the five, thank you.
It's crazy, chap.
That haircut is crazy or yeah, that haircut is diabolical.
It's diabolical.
Generational turn cutter coming in from Benjamin.
You want butter on that Benjamin?
I got you right here.
There you go.
How you doin' Skyline?
Lemonade with ice and lemon.
Thank you so much.
Why does everybody keep walking it for me when I'm serving customers?
It's gettin' disrespectful.
How you doin' Oakland?
How you doing Oakland? You living in that? There you go. Okay. Let me uh, let me go restock the vending machine real quick
What did they put vbls in the game? Uh, I think when the full release came out because they weren't in there before buddy, trust me
Well, they were not in there before we would have known that
All right, I'm my fault my fault
Oh somebody drowned in
I drop!
Call me!
Hold on.
You doing good?
You're good to go.
Thank you so much for being here.
I'm so sorry about that.
Chat, where is all the, uh...
Where is the research...
Thank you so much.
Can I have that?
Yeah.
can I have that? Yeah. How y'all doing? What's good in it?
Women, they were ice and linen. Thank you so much. What's good, Gunner? You must have
on that. There you go. I got to get some more hot dogs. I'm caught. I need a store runner.
Chad, who wants to be the stinky short store runner? It's like one if you need a job.
$2 an hour just to run to the store.
Jack's six channel points. You know what that means.
You know what that means. After this shift, you know what that means. New pools time.
How are y'all doing? I'm so sorry for that weight. Lemonade with lemon. There you go.
Yes, ma'am. Butter on that. There you go. Thank you. How you doing, Liliana?
You want regular lemonade? There you go as well. What's good Grant? May I grant you this lemonade?
Have a good one. What's good Lou? Is all you just gonna walk back here? You're
watering by the way I think. I don't know. I've got to go restock the pool floaties.
Yo where is my new janitor at?
You know, Liliana, reach out and grab that Liliana.
Just reach out and grab the wall, Liliana, Johnny with the fire.
Thank you.
There you go, Liliana.
I hope you hope you have a good rest of your stay here.
Sorry about that.
Even though it ain't my fault.
How y'all doing?
You want popcorn with butter?
There you go.
How you doing Nadia you won't limit in that there you go as well. What's good Grant may I grant you this popcorn?
Here you go. How you doing Catalina?
Now I'm keeping that
They can throw up in here where we'll just know who we can get up out of here
How you how you doing Talia?
I'll be right back
Watch this, I'mma get back in time, watch.
Excuse me, I got an emergency!
I need the floaties too, excuse me.
Look at that chat, look at that excellent customer service.
Just sprinting to get the job done. Beautiful!
Sorry about that delay, ma'am, I got you right here.
Have a good day, how you doing, Soren? Regular lemonade? There you are!
Okay, I need to see if there's any more research points.
More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More!
Gunner's trap! Isn't just me or is it everybody that visits the concession stand drowns right after?
Have y'all noticed that? Oh, yeah, they're catching a cramp. What is Dima doing?
I think we're firing Eric everything is in disrepair we got a fire yeah we're firing
Eric 100%, goodbye Eric. He can't keep up anymore.
Eric cannot keep up with the, look at everything is indistinguishable!
Look! This is unacceptable!
Look at the...
Hey
What's good for where's uh, where's God down?
Who is peeing in the pool?
Who is pee-pee-ing in my pool?
Who and where?
95% satisfaction, by the way.
Okay, so, chat needs to get dropped with the five.
Thank you, chat.
Look here, we're gonna have to have a rough conversation
about, about, about Eric.
Let's look at Eric's stats and compare them
to other maintenance staff.
Stats.
118% of the...
Ahem.
118% efficiency, 100% precision,
seven movement speed.
137, 100.
Okay, that's better.
Seven movement speed, that's slower.
Wow, everybody else sucks.
We'll keep Eric for now until a better opportunity comes up.
Wait, is there any more research points that drop around here?
I need four more.
Chad, look, I know Eric has always hustled for us.
He's always ran to do his job.
I feel like Eric has just straight up not keeping up with the man recently, you know, he's just he's not he's not being keeping up with the man. Everything is in disrepair.
You know what I mean? It's kind of bad. Have two of them. I can't afford that. Get out the water. He's always on break. That is what it seems like.
seems like. We'll keep him
but look, I feel like Eric
is starting to fall off.
This is perfect because we're
adding new pools to the park
today. Wait, we're adding new
pools to the park today. This
is perfect. Ladies and
Stanky Shores officially officially has resort pools, buddy
You just love to see it
Okay
How do we expand the parking and we don't need to expand right now we barely got any money to start with hold on
What are the resort pools look like? Oh
My goodness
We're replacing everything.
Chat, the stinky source is getting your complete makeover.
Wait, the diving board? How do I get the diving warts?
Watch your budget. There is no budget
We're remodeling baby
Chat we're remodeling
There's a delete all button
Cap I don't want to delete all anyway. I want to keep some stuff
like the chills on, for example, you don't have it yet. I bet. Chat. If you want here, just like two
seconds ago, it says there's a big influx of tourists today. So there's going to be a lot of
extra business. This is about to be beautiful. You know what I mean? Can you relocate all
the back rooms? Not back rooms, bathrooms. You know what? Yes, I can. Let me tear them
down actually. Actually, no. Do I have new bathrooms? Okay, let's move. Okay, y'all cool with moving
the bathrooms over here? Yeah, we'll do that. Yeah, we'll do that. We'll do that. Instead
of having like right in the middle. Perfect. Check the stinky shores is about to be
unrecognizable on the on the biggest day of its life because we're gonna have more customers than ever right now
Because there's tourists coming through or something like that. I can't know what they said
Move the vending machines to
Look at that chat just look at it man, it's beautiful out here
Beautiful
Oh man and I'm moving the shires look the shires go go right here
Chad don't you just love to see it do you do you like my my my floor planning ability
if you don't say yes your ban so say yes clean clean oh my goodness chat the
spanky shores about to be unrecognizable it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's
beautiful Eric is too tired and going to rest you know chat it's not to
I can't. He is he is angering me greatly. Chat he is angering me greatly. Okay. Should
We fire them
Beautiful spot for the showers there. Okay now chat look here should I tear these loungers down and just and just have the new ones?
Yes, Jack, this is really important because we don't have our biggest day ever right here.
Hold on, I'm going to cook.
I'm cooking.
Stanky Shores lawsuit lawyer with the team gifted.
Uh-oh!
That is not good.
Case you can hire your mom in Water Park.
See him got a left slash right.
Click on the poster if you have security staff unlocked.
What?
OK, bet I got you Stanky Shores.
Hey, man, don't tell nobody.
No, thank you.
Mr. K, so this is my first and final message to you ever since you paid my brother K to do horrible things to the Google Doom customers to make yourself look good.
His life has gone downhill. Now I'm gonna apply to the Staky Shores under a pseudonym and when your guard's down, I'll injure New Parks Legacy once and for all.
I gotta hire security. Wait, I can hire my mom in this game? What?
Okay, look. Okay, look here. Get rid of some of these. Hold on. Look how many trash kids
there is! Hold up here. Hold up. Let me cook. Let me think, let me cook, let me think,
Let me think let me think let me think let me think let me think let me think let me think let me think let me think
more chairs because that's going to be a whole lot of guests coming in here today. Do you understand that?
Say yes I understand.
Okay look at this. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Perfect! Okay. Let me get rid of the old trash cans and just have the good ones because these old ones kind of suck. That's horrible. You're horrible!
I'm not doing that. You got me messed up. Where's Rachel? I mean, they're much is y'all okay. Look here
Where do I put the I'm gonna put them over here. I
Miss with that y'all mess with that I do
That's good they go to the big boy slide and they just and they happen to see they're like oh man
I'm gonna go to that and they walk over here and they get some
that is beautiful right there okay now wait did I have the new diving wards
unlock that's gonna be tough
let me see chat where's diving wards
Yeah, where's Divingmore's at?
You already have him?
I do!
Okay, look here.
Okay.
Let's make
Stankyshore certified dive zone.
zone yes let me think here let me think here Kobe did that seriously just happen
make a love zone I am gonna do that too ladies and gentlemen steaky shores
certified dive zone is going to be installed right here now watch this five
one if you're watching look at this here look at this here
one two three four that's so expensive I'm I'm sick to my stomach that's so
expensive I'm sick to my stomach oh my goodness I'm sick okay let's build these
Ladies and gentlemen, the Stanky Shore Certified Dive Zone.
Okay.
Should we put a love zone in?
Look at that right there.
Ain't it beautiful?
Stanky Shore's lawsuit lawyer with another five get that we might be in trouble.
Okay.
Chat.
Let's put the love zone low key.
I wonder if this could work.
Shh, young sprout.
Let them cook.
Kind of tucked away right here a little bit,
just for the space.
Like, look, they have like a little roof
over their head from that.
That's bad.
How's it bad?
Where else can I put the love zone?
Wait, check the love zone can go over here.
Check the love zone over there.
That's tough how that slide goes overhead.
Wait a minute.
Oh my goodness, it's beautiful.
Oh my goodness, it's it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it!
It's- It's beautiful.
Chapter Steak is short-certified love zone.
Lookit that, Don't Litzy!
Okay, hold up.
Yup, I ain't done yet.
Shot, it's beautiful.
My fault Eric, my bad, I can't fire Eric.
Chad it's beautiful
My fault Eric my bad
Wait a minute
Chad I ain't got no more money
And this is the biggest day of the stanky shores
Lifes man
You blocked the slide? No, I didn't look.
Simpleton.
Ted, do y'all mess with the Stanky Shore Certified Love Zone?
I think that's tough.
The absolute horrific news is we're out of money.
So what all do we have today? Oh, man.
So as you know, there's going to be a whole bunch of extra customers coming in here.
We have the quad zone, we have the slide zone, which is here.
We have the big slide going into this with the love zone and we have the dive zone.
This is enough to get us by today.
That's plenty of amenities.
Right?
That's plenty of amenities right there.
Right?
right it's empty we don't have the money right now we're a startup business
move the trash cans we don't chat let's just get rid of all the old trash cans
Yeah, let's just do it.
They need to be gotten rid of anyway.
I got it, I got it, don't worry.
Okay, we're getting rid of all the old trash cans here.
Rearranged some of the attractions.
We could low-key put the Quad Zone in the middle, Chad.
What do y'all think of that?
Should we put the Quad Zone in the middle?
We might could.
actually no I have a genius idea let me cook right here right now let me cook
right here right now I also just thought of a great idea to do with the
zipline since the customers can't use the zipline I'm gonna make it as a
There's a store runner to get to K-Mart quick.
I'm gonna have the zip line leading straight to K-Mart.
So I don't have to run all the way over there.
Flock Hammer!
Squash Up!
Max lead. Let's see how this works.
That is perfect for the store runs.
Okay, let's move. Look at this right here.
Look at what I'm gonna do right here.
Just to fill up space in the middle here
Eat this slide one of your feet in this
Yes, so when people first come into the building all they see is the slot one of the slide zones right in front of them
Look at that you anything in the duck slides too far back now because look at this
Now that fills up some more space but what we just gotta stack some money I
like this right here this is good get the big pool shlough look at the money
that thing cost us is 2,500 we ain't got the bread for that okay tell are we
good to open here remember this is gonna be our biggest day ever because it's
gonna be the most customers coming in open up let's get it
Welcome, tourists! You have chosen the right town, are you?
You have chosen the right town to appear in today, because they don't- oh my g-
Oh, oh, oh!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome into the town! You have come to the right place!
We just made great upgrades.
This is the perfect place to stop on a tourist
definition, definition, destination.
Thank y'all so much for being here today.
I appreciate y'all so.
Jeetzy's in the park!
I'm so sorry, Jeetzy, my bad.
My boy's in the park!
What's G.C. about to do in here?
The Stanky Shores is such a hit, G.C. is in here.
No way, they got G.C. in the game!
G.C., what you doing, man?
You ain't gonna switch it to a swimsuit?
Wait, that's my guy right there.
Jack, the Stanky Shores is poppin' so much,
he took his first day ever.
off of stream to come swimming at the stanky shores.
Oh my goodness, you just love to see that right there.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank y'all so much
for being here today.
We appreciate y'all's patronage on this fine.
Be careful on that.
We just installed this, by the way.
We're GZF.
How y'all doing today?
How you doing, Grace?
Are you gonna catch up on that?
Thank you.
How you do?
I thought somebody was drowning.
How you doing, Alan?
Butter on that?
There you go.
They actually got Jinxie in the game chat.
That's crazy.
Yo, W. Devs, what did Jinxie go?
How you doing, Liliana?
Lemonade with ice and lemon.
Thank you so much.
How you doing, Jeffrey?
Chili lime?
There you go.
How you doing, Talia?
Chili lime as well.
Thank you.
How you doing, Cal?
Butter, I got you with some butter.
Thank you for being here.
Yes ma'am, lemonade with ice and lemon.
Thank you so, oh almost took the ice, thank you.
Chat, we gotta make a speed store run to Kmart.
Peep this, peep this, peep.
We get to Kmart instantly now.
I need some popcorn.
Let me get some of that real quick.
Yup, can I go back on it?
Did you see the BBL?
Lord have mercy man.
I know y'all seen it.
How's everybody doing today?
Thank y'all for being here.
Why so many people staying in here today?
I got you big dog.
Chili lime.
There you go.
Chat, that's actually insane.
that's actually crazy they got my boy jinxing it's so i just disappeared we need one more
now so i just left to hurt him die speed wants to play with you
oh yeah ain't they uh ain't they trying to be like uh him a kind ain't they supposed to be
I'm trying to beat one of every game.
That's a good dude right there. W speed, W cop.
I never miss speed, but that's not only right there.
Chat, are we four stars?
Wait a minute.
Resort loungers, hold up!
Resort loungers if I do that in my four stars
Let me find out we got five channel points hold up. Let me go take a look. Nobody was where did you see go?
Why are some of you car collateral? I'm so sorry
Which why do you look like that?
you
Yo, Jeezy you good 240p Jeezy a Jeezy be careful on that you don't go outside too much
He's having a blast, I hate that.
He's having a blast.
How you doing, Lewis?
You want both on that?
There you go.
How you doing, Adeline?
You won't eliminate with a limit?
There you go.
How you doing?
Penny, where's Dom at?
You hooked my fault.
My fault stinky shores lawsuit lawyer with the five. Are you doing grant lemonade with a limit? Let me grant you this lemonade
Some more sir
Imagine it was GC drowning
You're good oh my goodness
hold up you're good to go out and you're good man you can't be panicking on
this dive board it's too tall to be panicking on this hold on it's highly
on the count of three why I'm getting out what you call my why are y'all just
dropping paper bags in my pools brah why
how y'all doing what's good Darren ice would eliminate I mean eliminate what
Ice my fault. What's good? I don't know ice and lemon. Thank you. How you doing a miliano popcorn with butter? Thank you
You need more staff? Yeah, I know it's getting bad out here
Regular lemonade. Okay. What's good Lewis?
Chili lime chat. I gotta go make another Kmart one. Hold up. I'm dog. I'll be right back
You will have mercy
Jack, we're not making much money, we're immensely successful, but we're not making much money.
Why is that?
Are people stealing from my store?
Well, what was I getting?
Limits.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, thank you.
I'm back!
I'm so I'm sorry about that delay Ford. Lord have mercy. Thank you for
How you doing Irene? Yes
What's good having her?
Thank you
chat what is up with the bb ales man some I said Ford's got that V8
Hey, Steve Harvey's drowning!
I see you spray painting on my wall!
You like train time.
Is that what you was gonna say?
Oh, you like time to stop.
Steve Harvey, you're good!
You got it, Dima, thank you.
What are they feeding people around here I gotta get some more flow these other customers
waiting hold up.
Somebody just wait one moment.
I got it.
Hold on.
How you doing?
Somebody's drowning.
But you know we got priorities here.
Thank you.
Hey save and drown if people don't save or make no money.
This does.
Thank you so much.
How are you doing?
Send a butter on that.
Thank you.
I'm on my way. Let me go get the live rain.
Yeah, we're good. Look, a chance.
There's priorities here.
People pay for the food.
They don't pay me for saving their life from drowning.
We got priorities here.
It is what it is.
You're good. Why it?
OK, hey, that's a pretty intense slide.
Just be careful up there, Otto.
That was clean. That was actually really clean the green slides really popular to you love to see it
Yeah, I got a reinstocked reinstocked restocked inflatable stew. How you doing?
You're gonna sit here and who call her when I'm trying to serve somebody else you
You need to relax Graceland
People are so good out here. I'm just one person doing all this
Did I give you permission to
Yes, stormy. We're sunny out. Thank you. Thank you. Let me go restock the inflatables
It's Harvey again!
What's good, 4-1-5-0?
Gah, Lee!
Harvard went from drowning to almost dying on the diving board. Hold up. What was I getting
to get? Oh yeah, the inflatables. Well, excuse me. I need to restock hot dogs too. I'll do
that in a minute. I should have took my short cut. All right, be careful. Oh my goodness.
That was tough. I'm not gonna lie, Luca. There you all go. Y'all can get some more
flatables now sorry about that okay what's good on a mustard I ain't got no
more hot dogs I'm gonna be right back regular lemonade chat watch this I'm
gonna be back in time to start in the hot dog watch this
watch
K-Mart.
Ugh!
What was I getting?
Hot dog!
Take it both ways, you can.
I was wrong, you can.
What?
Hot dog just got him straight,
just got him straight off the, uh, the whatever.
There you go.
Regular lemonade, there you go.
What's good, popcorn with chili lime.
Hey, hi Ford. How you doing, Alexander?
She'll be live. Thank you.
OK, I cannot believe J.C.
showed up at my park today.
Ninety six percent satisfaction rate.
Seventy five hundred dollars, though, is not that much.
Can I do the research?
Can I unlock the loungers real quick?
Would that take us to four stars? No way, right?
Hold on. What would that be under? Lord have mercy. Okay, so chat, look here. The next
thing that we're saving up for in tomorrow's episode is we got to save up 12 channel points.
So what's what into four makes 12 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
We need how many channel points tomorrow?
We need eight channel points tomorrow.
I think there's a chance that we hit four stars tomorrow.
We either get that or we do custom slides.
Should we do custom slides tomorrow?
Custom slides is what's going to get wicked.
We'll figure it out.
That was a great episode right there.
great satisfaction, not making much money, but remember, we're just a startup business.
So it is what it is. Great episode either way. And great stream. Y'all, I love y'all man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Preset all the gifted
subs, don't know, bits follows. And of course, I appreciate y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest. Y'all tonight, have a good day tomorrow. And I'll see
y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, I love you tonight. Peace out y'all.
Get dressed.
Ah!