Yeah, get this out of my ear, don't startle me.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, partner.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, buddy, old pal.
Tell me.
Black hoodie? No, it's not. You thought you got paid out. No, this is not a black hoodie, buddy.
You thought you got paid. Nope. This is not a black hoodie.
Matter of fact, I'll go ahead and tell you what color it is. This is a green hoodie.
You may not believe it just by looking, but I promise you this is green. It's tough too.
look at that green hoody tall
that's tough right there that's a
green hoodie though you better believe
it because it is that's just a fact it
It just is a green one
Man, I bet somebody just got paid inconceivably bad
Oh my goodness. Oh, it's a refund green's not even on there. Y'all got lucky
Y'all got lucky y'all got refunded. Oh my goodness y'all got so lucky cuz green's not even on there
What's up, man?
Lucky you, Buster.
Lucky you.
We took off green for Brown. Yeah, we could go ahead and throw green back in the Roto.
Yep, it's green out.
Say y'all mess with the new, uh, y'all mess with the new, uh, what's it called, though?
You're starting with the five. Thank you.
I like the new uh I like the new robes man crispy with the five w crispy with the five
chat do y'all mess with the group of new robes be honest do you mess with them
you do you anybody that says no getting banned by the way
Okay, y'all already know how I do y'all already know how I do.
You already know what time it is to not time for a spin because I still forgot the fidget
spinner. But I'll hit you with a little.
So
yo clumsy with the five. Thank you.
Cheers, Buster.
That's good right there.
That's good buddy.
Yo.
What's good, ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again yet again.
once more yet again, once more again, yet again, once more, Sid Slage, a soul, Dr. Goob Simpleton,
Juicy, Lost, I'm Scuba, a big otter, yo, Teddy with the 5W, Teddy Slayer, Icy Space, no W
I appreciate y'all shout outs everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten. Let me hear it, huh?
How was everybody's day going?
On a scale
Of one to ten uh-oh
Uh-oh
BBL attack. Oh, oh lord
It's a BBL attack
my fault that's my bad I apologize oh yeah you already know what I got who was
Who was here last stream?
Y'all know.
They got a little worrisome last stream
because there was a chance that I was going to run out
of cauldrons last stream.
And as you can tell, this bag is in dire shape.
Look at this.
There is but one cauldron in this entire bag.
You may be like, oh, man, he's cooked.
You done lost your mind.
Got a full sack of them right here, buddy.
You already know I re-upped on the cough drops.
There is no stopping me.
I'm an unlimited, irrational source of cough drops,
a steady flow income of cough drops.
Just when you thought it was over.
What's that?
You're addicted, it's bad for you?
Oh, you know what I say to that?
Watch your mouth talking to me.
That's what I say.
Don't play with me.
I'll have my cough drops when I wanna have them.
Yo, that's low key aura.
Hold on.
Yo, that's low-key tough!
Hold up now!
Hold up!
Magic Cox, do you think I have a problem with cough drops?
See even she says no, that's how you know it's the truth
That's how you know cuz she's don't keep it real y'all already know she's gonna keep it real she ain't gonna lie
Cap a you burn us you might not call her alarm she she'll kill everybody in here don't call her a liar now
now. Chad, how's everybody's, what'd y'all do this weekend? Did y'all have a good weekend?
Did you or did you not have a good weekend, man? Well, I went to Universal Studios, Cap,
you didn't. I hung out with the family cap. No, you didn't.
Yo, general with the five. Thank you.
Say, y'all didn't do nothing this weekend, man.
Why y'all lying?
school starts next week. Oh man.
Who in here is already in school?
Yo, Ollie with the 500 bits high case on me am I best you have our first day of grad school tomorrow. Do you have any words of wisdom for us? I don't because I don't know nothing about school, but I know who could have some for you. He always does.
You have the ability to turn obstacles into stepping stones.
That's a great one.
Right there, coming in from the pickle, not going to lie.
Sorry with the five.
Embrace the process and trust the journey you're on.
That right there is just, that's a great one too, man.
Wow.
Just like the delicious pickle, you add flavor to the world.
Facts. Facts!
Y'all happy birthday?
Eating? Eat em? Eat em? Eat em? Eat em? Eat em?
Happy birthday, Eat Em. I think I said it right. Thank you, uh, flying.
I appreciate that. W fly. Thank you. Uh huh. All of I said that right. Hey case I failed
all of my GCSE exams. So now I have to go do eSports. I'm not complaining. May I have
a motivational speech from you? I don't know what GCSE means. What is GCSE mean?
Why don't y'all know nothing no more?
Bro, why don't y'all, y'all fell off so bad, it's like crazy.
Y'all actually fell off like crazy.
That's unbelievable that y'all don't know nothing no more.
Y'all used to be an unlimited source of information, wrong and right, but now you
can't even muster up misinformation.
Yeah, y'all fell off. It is what it is. Hey, good luck. Uh, test. W test. Thank you. Um,
uh-huh. Oh, really? Okay, bet. Appreciate that blood band. W blood band. Thank you.
Teddy with the five. W Teddy with the five. I again, you yell that my friend radio for
for crashing me in Forza.
He's upset about it.
Can you do it again?
Yo radio, get over it, buddy.
You need to act right on them streets out there.
Yo, queso lore, what a thousand bits.
W queso lore, what a thousand bits.
My case, hope all is well.
I was wondering if you had any legal advice
for my water park.
I had a guest get impaled by a diving, what?
I had a guest get impaled by a diving board
Figured you might know how I can get out of a future lawsuit thanks in advance look here
We never had anything even
Similar that happened over at my water park
Okay, I
Can put my lawyers in contact with you though we can see if we can work out like maybe like a deal it is
Don't charge you though
Whatever if you win the lawsuit I get all the winnings
Yeah, so
Cap
Hi case you designed the kitty tattoo for me that people said look like a spider
I'm starting university soon for elementary education. Wait, what?
Elementary wait, how did you get a tattoo what you're going to you're just now getting in elementary school
am I missing something? Wait, did you get a tattoo as a kindergartener? Oh, you're starting
university to teach L. O. I was at no joke like no joke confused. That is crazy. My bad.
Yo, did you actually get that tattoo? By the way, you can show it to the kids that you're
teaching in there. Like, hey, case of design, this tattoo for me right here.
Oh, you have any advice? I got bullied heavily in school, and I'm very nervous
to start. Also, my service dogs just want you string can say hi tricksy. Oh,
hi, Tritzy W. Trixie. Um, good luck in your studies. And I hope you become
the best teacher ever because you have a case of tattoo. So that's gonna
give you an extra buff right there.
Yo, Ash with a thousand bits.
Hey, K, just wanted to say that Sam's Club has cough drop lollipops that are super good.
What?
They what?
They have what at Sam's Club?
Cough drop lollipop?
they do have cough drop lollipops and sands.
Slog, I'm gonna have to get me a sack.
What, what are you talking about?
I'm gonna have to invest in a sack of those.
You better, you absolutely better believe it.
I'm about to invest.
I'm about to invest in me a sack.
They also have the tower of blank soundtrack on Spotify.
Oh, really?
That dude, that, that, that, that, that Roblox game had the best soundtrack ever.
That was actually such a vibe.
High case. What are your favorite ice cream flavors and toppings? I'm going to
Baskin Robbins.
Favorite ice cream flavors top three. I'm gonna go just a good vanilla. I
likes me some vanilla. Okay, let me tell you if you get just some just a good
vanilla man. Let me tell you, oh dude, it's it's it's it's it's it's unreal vanilla what
just vanilla now if you're going toppings the only topping I would ever really get on
ice cream is sprinkles not gonna lie so topping only topping I would rock it's
some sprinkles but top three ice cream flavors I'm going again vanilla vanilla
isn't number one vanilla is just in the top three I actually think I would put
vanilla at third in my top three. Um, so I'm going to go number one.
Number one and two are, they're kind of interchangeable here. Um,
Okay, I'm gonna go strawberry at number one. Hey
You you can you see you okay, whatever I don't care what you say I'm going strawberry and number one
Okay, that's what I'm doing
Number two ski alright look here
This one's probably gonna throw a couple people for a loop
And you know what? Hey, it's my opinion.
Now I'm also, you can say cat to this when I say this, but I genuinely mean it.
You can tell by looking at me, I'm not an ice cream connoisseur.
I eat ice cream sub 10 times a year.
Maybe sub five times a year.
If I'm lying, I'm down. I'm dead serious. I like never eat ice cream,
but I do enjoy a good ice cream.
So, hey Chad, if I'm lying, may I be struck down by a lightning bolt right now?
I literally do not eat ice cream over 10 times.
I don't even think it's 10 times.
Matter of fact, you may be dead serious right now.
I do not care if you say cap to this.
I am 100% of telling the truth right now.
You could put me up to a lie detector test right now.
I have not eaten ice cream the entirety of 2026.
And I honestly don't plan to.
I'm dead serious. I have not. I have not had ice cream in
2026. I'm not. I'm just not a big ice cream, you know, guy.
I'm not straight up guy. You saying cap does not change the
facts. I have not had ice cream in 2026. Matter of fact,
I might have had ice cream twice into matter of fact.
in the past five years, which, I can barely remember back to five years ago. Five years
ago was ancient history. But in the past five years, I may have had ice cream. Sub 20 times
in the past five years. Sub 20. Yeah. Sub sub stop line. I literally own everything I love.
I'm like actually dead serious. Like I'm legitimately dead serious. What do you mean? No, mom. Yo,
mom, what is a lot? Oh, no, mom, you look here. You legitimately your mom dead serious.
You tell me when is the last time you've seen me eating some ice cream?
Ask dad to them ice cream cone things that was that was not within the past three years
No mom seriously i'm legitimately asking this think of the last time you saw me eating ice cream
You can ask dad too. None this year, maybe twice last year. Exactly!
Anyway, but again, to preface, you know, I was about to get to my number two flavor, but I'm just trying to preface everything I'm saying here.
To preface this I
Don't actively just avoid it
It's just one of those things that I feel like you kind of got to go out of your way. I
Don't know. There's something about ice cream that makes it to where
It's just okay, let me try to describe this
The thought of eating ice cream and then it just being in your stomach afterwards
not gonna lie it grosses me out a little bit. Like it's it's it's kind of weird.
I'm not gonna lie it's it's it's kind of weird. Which is the biggest like for
example I've eaten ice cream before and then I want noodles like an hour later
but then I go to thinking man there's no way I can eat noodles while there's
still ice cream in my stomach that's like absolutely filthy. So that prevents
me from having ice cream a lot because it's like it kind of I don't know man
okay type 4 if you understand what I'm saying here I know I ain't the only one
I know I'm not the only one here KB your pony with 5,000 bits W pony with the
5,000 bids. Hey, it's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Can you wish her happy birthday and give her
a twitch shout out? We love your content and watch your videos every day and appreciate you
very much. Much love. Her name is Melissa. It means the world to her. Her twitch net or a link
got timed out. You can say your name and I'll shout her out too. But happy birthday, Melissa.
chat, tell Melissa happy birthday, happy birthday Melissa. Look here. It's for dessert. I understand
that buddy. Not everybody eats ice cream for dessert. Matter of fact, I would go as far
to say most people eat ice cream just when it's sitting in their freezer and they just
Let's pull it out at like 9 p.m.
Kid with the five.
Anyway, back to my, uh,
Okay, here this is this was about to make a lot of people mad right here, which is why I prefaced this.
me saying I'm not an ice cream connoisseur and I don't have it that much is all the
preface what I was about to put in my number two ice cream spot which is you
know butter pecan straight up and I honestly think butter pecan and
strawberry ice cream are interchangeable at number one and I know you
hear butter pecan and that just sounds nasty you're you know what I mean it's
like oh butter pecan ice cream that sounds absolutely nasty but it's not
it's good. And then at number three, I'm going vanilla. Number three, I'm going just straight
up a good vanilla. And there's a universe that exists. If you get a good enough vanilla,
it actually is just better than everything. Like if you get a vanilla ice cream, that's
like actually incomprehensibly good. It could low key just so low your wizard with a thousand bits.
You're right. Thank you. Type one if you agree type two if you disagree
wizard with a thousand bits recently lost my job. Can you share motivation,
a motivational thought and maybe give me a shout out to love the content? Y'all I hate to hear
that a wizard hope you get a uh well i mean if you want a new job i hope you get a new job soon but
uh hope you find a job that you do enjoy if you get another one soon w wizard thank you
yo cozy with 10 000 bits yo w cozy with the 10 000 bits bro oh my goodness w cozy
I'm a 40-something new gamer renovating a backroom's inspired house and house flipper any suggestions
on what I could put in the house to get the backroom's vibe.
Yellowish wallpaper, no wall decorations, lights that make the humming noise, and white style
like dark white, cream color carpet, that'll set the vibe.
100%.
Yo, Alexi with a thousand bits as well, W. Alexi.
Hey, case here, if you have any IT support,
I have my degree in network admin and cyber sec.
Cap!
We'll send resume to Ston and out there.
Can you say hi to my two cats, Urza and Feyro?
Yo, W. Urza and Feyro, appreciate that, Alexi.
I'll keep that in mind Alexi. Thank you. Even though I am a technological genius myself
No, I'm not I'm not a technological genius. I can't even figure out how to get
noise cancellation off my mic at the time. W. Let's you know. Thank you Alexi. Um
Um, legal, with a thousand bits,
in case I had a son named Easton around two and a half months ago,
and ever since he was introduced, he's watched.
He asked, have you played in the background to sleep?
W viewer, could you shout him out?
Maybe I can say this and show him to him when he's older.
That's the coolest thing I've ever heard.
Yo, shout out, Easton.
W viewer, Easton.
You better not forget about me in two years
when you're older, either.
Okay, Easton?
Easton, when you see this video in two years,
you better still remember. Okay. W. Eastern. No. You know what time it is. Get him out
of my sight. Get him out of my sight. It's time. Time for the world. The world a warrior
might I add I just exited out of my entire browser gg
lord lord have mercy okay
I mean small
world warrior
is back in the bill
yo madame bun bun with a thousand bits
Hey, case I'm a small artist, wonder if I can send you some art to your P.O. box.
I have a poster print of your Vocaloid design and Mirage, Apex Legends Keychain.
Wait, really?
Yo, when we open the P.O. box back up, I got you, W.M.A.T.A. Bubba for real.
Thank you, hold up.
Wordle.
Wordle Warrior.
Let me take the shades off so I don't think I'm cheating up in here.
because I know y'all will. What is that?
Yo, chill out. Let's go.
BLEED!
Oh, that's big info!
Ha!
Okay, so I know the word I got it into it's a lewd
Never mind ha, okay
It can't be slide either because the D doesn't go third
but what I'm gonna do is do that just for a throwaway word slide wait wait no
Hold on.
Wang.
All.
All get.
I am actually unbelievable dude!
I am unreal!
I am absolutely unbelievable dude!
I am unreal!
I am actually unbelievable dude! I am unreal! I am actually crazy! Oh my goodness man!
Bro! Super with the fire! I'm actually yellow cat! That right there?
that right there. Hey, man, that right there is what I'm talking about. That right
there is that's borderline crazy that that's borderline like unbelievable
actually howdy cheetah didn't here's what happens every time I do good on a
wordle there's a whole group of I can't call them humans or people there is a
group of creatures that can't accept it because they didn't get it and immediately just jump
to cheat it.
So that's how they go.
That right there is cough drop.
Oh, you better believe it.
The thing is, once you broke it down right there,
once you realize the D goes third,
it can either only start with a I or a O.
And then from that point, it's just self-explanatory,
like straight up.
It's just self-explanatory at that point.
No joke.
Kobe, I made that.
It's like referring to something that's old, like back in the olden days is what they say.
Olden. Straight up.
Cap, I'll show you the definition.
I legitimately know what that word is.
Chat, I'm smart, bro.
Boss man with the five.
Olden definition.
Yeah. I mean, I mean, shlok.
What else do you need me to say?
I know it's a slop AI overview, but that's actually still that that's what it is.
You know what I mean?
I missed the word because of ads.
Olden
Jack
Check there's actually no way
People think I cheat
Y'all think I cheated a wordle
Big, big buddy.
I wouldn't even bother doing it if I did.
Hey, I wouldn't even bother doing it if I did.
Do connections.
How about I connect my butt cheeks to your forehead and let out a greasy eye watering
stank ridden ozone layer breaking filthy disgusting humonculus laden just nasty greasy steamer
on your forehead and it just instantly melts through your entire body and everything under
it to the center of the earth and it melts the earth core. We blow up and die. I'd rather
all that happen than do the wordal. You got me or not wordal to do the connections. You
got me messed up. You actually got me messed up. Connections connections actually actually
the worst thing ever. I legitimately think I think dead by daylights better than connections.
That's how bad connections is. I mean, it's bad. Hey, Jack connections is actually like
I don't really particularly
root for any one team in the NBA.
Anymore.
Cause I'm from Arkansas.
And when you've got no team.
And my favorite current day
player, Joe.
I don't know.
my favorite current day player just retired too, so I don't know man. I don't know who
Russell Westbrook. I was hurt. I see Russell Westbrook retired. I'm like, man, that kind
I used to play just like him when I was in high school.
Sure did.
Sure did, buddy.
Why y'all say cap, bro? I was a hooper.
You know, Jackie, you would a
thousand bits. Hey, case,
case, my birthday in school
just started. GG. You hate to
hear it. Lord have mercy. Your
birthday is on the day that
school just started. Oh, man.
Um, you think I can get some
words of advice to the pickle
to help me get the rest of
school year? You'll have your
birthday, Jackie. Yeah, I got
you.
Your determination is the key to unlocking your full potential.
This Governerchag has said good morning everyone, where are you at?
Where are you at bruh?
Success is not final, failure is not fatal, this is the courage to continue and chant.
Bro, would all strail your song, another one.
life gets sour you're still a big deal true w pickle for the words of absolute
wisdom what would we be without the without the pickle of wisdom chat you
think you would be you even think you would be anything at all without the
pickle I wouldn't I can admit it I wouldn't be nothing I'd be nothing
without the pickle, man. No
Yeah, you know what? Yeah, go Chris and Leon. Yeah. Yeah, actually, just go Chris and Leon.
Not gonna lie. Yeah. Gotta go Chris and Leon. Ellie with 500 bits. W. Ellie with the 500 bits.
Hey, case of my little brother, Banks 13th birthday. I'm going to college so we don't have a lot
to bond over a lot of time left together, but we both love your streams. You wish
Happy birthday from a sister.
Ellie, you'll have your birthday banks from your sister.
Ellie, happy 13th birthday banks from your sister.
Ellie, W, Ellie, W banks.
Thank you.
What are we playing today?
I wanna try to beat that tower game, bro.
I need to beat that.
Plus the music was a vibe.
Was it making me just a little angry?
Just a smidgen?
Maybe just that, just that I'm talking
that much angry maybe look at that right there chat that's a that's a uh that's like a callus right
there i'm a blue collar man working working man flamingo with the fire thank you flamingo
check in flamingos fly by the way I just had that thought can flamingos fly
they can't oh they can't
just give me an answer man like why do y'all gotta I don't look it up
Godly, what do I pay y'all for, dude?
Have the chat saying yes, have the chat saying no?
No, I gotta go look it up.
Get flexed on, by the way, idiot.
I got a backroom's phone case.
Get flexed on, do-her.
I'll look it up.
Can Flamingos fly?
Yes, Flamingos can fly.
matter of fact, they can fly up to 35 or 40 miles per hour, not as fast as I can run,
but that's still a pretty fast fly there.
Bulletproof with the five.
Thank you.
You could have done that in the first place.
Well, here's the thing I expect y'all to tell the truth.
maybe that should be something I don't expect.
That's probably something I shouldn't expect.
Cause y'all don't be telling the truth in here.
Yo zips with a thousand bits. Hey, case you're ago been watching for years.
My girl and I are expecting our first born by tomorrow. A boy,
Atticus, Justin Jackson. Oh my.
you
You
There it is.
Oh my goodness!
Last one, last one right there.
Over it!
Last one.
Last one right here, last one.
Last one right there
Last one right there it was a fireball
Last one right there in the lake
Wait that's a world record never mind
Okay, actually one more in the lake and I'm getting on the entire game last one late for now
There it is. I promise that's it right there. If it goes in the lake, that's it.
They call me the home run man.
They call me the home run man. Where there's a home run to be hit, the home
run man can. Now I am beating this cursed game. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to
to beat this cursed game here.
Tower of.
Lock in.
Time to beat this game.
In case I have school, can I be confused?
I mean, excuse, no, you can't.
Thank you for asking, though.
I'm about to beat this game so quick it's gonna be like I'm not even all the
music's already about. Oh yeah! Lock it in!
Oh
What's up, Chays?
Yeah, what's your case?
What's up, Chays?
What's your case?
Oh!
Don't you know what I mean?
I thought you were a real guy.
You know what I mean?
I think you're a real guy.
I'm not sure.
I think he's a real guy.
I can't see anything.
Yo, what's up, Chad?
You guys lost that baseball game.
Because I loved it so much.
You're cool.
Chat, type 1 is KS is going to have baseball.
Go on, what's your say?
Type 1 is KS is going to have baseball.
I can't see...
Oh, I see everything.
I'm dead.
Can I get a bottle to do with a drink?
Thank you, the best of all.
Can you get a drink?
No, I'm not finished yet.
Not every thing can up this year.
I
He's not even at his desk, bro.
Hey!
Like who you saying that to, bro?
I'm about to climb the tower.
Oh.
I got some power.
I see food.
I'm a developer.
I am a flounder.
I'm trying to climb.
He's so low.
Like George in a jungle.
I think I already said that last time.
Why am I invisible, by the way?
Uh, like George in a jungle.
I think I already said that last time.
Why am I invisible, by the way?
I'm so scared.
Hey!
Why am I invisible up in here?
Hey, we need a fresh lobby, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Someone bought this case?
Who bought it?
I don't know. Before you join, someone's gonna have an escort.
Give me the credentials! I am joining the fresh lobby now!
That music...
Man, that music is a f-
What's good, nerds? It's my lobby now.
And y'all ain't gonna do nothing about it.
Gia.
Okay.
Four minutes.
46 seconds.
I hate 60 seconds. Ted is a bum. I hate him. Dolores is the goat. I'm crossing the moats, but there's an alligator. I like mashed potatoes.
Uh, give me some green beans. I see a dog with a flea. Uh, throw the other way. And give me some onion rings. Yeah. Give me chicken sandwich. Uh, not no man-witch. Uh, yeah.
I'm a high-fiving student.
You've been a while.
You've been a wild man.
You're very loud.
You're a mess.
Yes, I thought that I'd put this.
I thought that's kind of lost.
The boys are gonna come and eat them.
Hey, don't tell them that they both died.
Hey.
They both died.
Hey.
In me.
You could even make that jump.
I'm about to win in me.
Because I'm a good actor.
I drive a tractor. I am the benefactor
Okay, so huh?
Hey, guys, what's up
I got plenty of time, I ain't getting no crying, I like pie, I am sublime, I'm gonna make you cry, don't step on me, just get away from me.
I don't think I'm crazy with this thing.
Oh, this has to be a joke.
No way!
Oh, hey, Lisa.
Hey, James!
Your entire chat was saying that my character
looks like a backroom entity.
Looks like the boiled one.
And I do not appreciate that, OK?
My character.
You do look like a backroom entity.
I'm not beautiful.
My character is very beautiful.
But I'm sure.
And I don't respect the back-up people.
You know what I think I should do a tech test at the top?
I would want to look like a backroom entity.
I've been called a goober in the comps of my life.
Yeah, but it was a compliment.
You're welcome.
That's not really bad.
Oh my god.
I can't do the right one.
I can't do the right one
Oh my god, you're kidding me
Oh my god
I'm gonna love you
I even just get a fresh map here
You know, I just get a fresh map here
I mean, I mean, you're half person
I'm gonna get rocks
I hate this guy there, there's so much
Oh, oh, oh my god
I'll grab your backpack
You gotta be a buddy, you gotta get ready for it, I don't like you for that!
Yeah, I'm out of weed!
Bring somebody at a time.
I might just cry.
I'm trying to make it.
I ain't trying to thank you.
I like some bacon.
But I like sausage better, like it with some better cheddars.
Don't mow the grill, it's weather.
Get him on a bun, get a honey bun.
Deep thin thighs, maybe get a diamond right.
Give me a necklace.
I am the bestest.
Yeah.
Oh, I'll do the sped it off.
Then I can ride.
Got a type 1 if he's a go-rounder.
Woo!
Why we no?
Oh my goodness.
Oh no, I need more time.
Somebody, please somebody add a timer.
We're gonna need a refresh.
Please, I'll sit down.
I don't think I'll make it out.
I'll try to just wait for the read-over.
Oh, guys.
I wouldn't pay you so much.
Watch your face.
I'm watching you for a second.
Thank you.
Watch your face.
I'm looking for you.
Wait, yeah.
I don't know.
Here, here.
I guess the cane took me off.
He took me off.
Huh?
No.
Wait, what else is that?
No.
Wait, that's not.
Wait, what is he actually saying?
He said something very, very sad.
We're not gonna be very very bad.
What happened?
I don't really want to know.
Wait, why don't you say like on a service?
Why are you jumping through loops?
It's just a circus.
Okay, so what's gonna be?
Let's do this, my guy.
Yeah.
Okay, just like that.
Oh my god.
What did he say?
Oh no, I'll get him bad.
I'll get a band.
I'm gonna get a band.
No?
No, I'm gonna make a sign on the way out of the boat.
Ah!
Look at it, though.
Where did y'all get these hemo's?
Oh, do I make a film?
Yeah.
From the roadblock shop.
No!
All right, be well.
I won't have the same fate.
Wait a case, I'm not making it.
I'm here good to be me dover
hey
use my words against me
watch out for the green
okay
hey
this is spring here hold on
I want a blade
okay that's where you're off
okay this is a ladder behind me
the jump is left
Who are crazy?
Oh, or that, or you can work, that works too, yeah.
Oh my god.
What's gonna matter?
I'm catching up, Gaze.
Oh my goodness.
Is that Mango's mic?
Yeah, here's the mic, it's tweaking, man.
Mango got a parking mic.
Yeah.
Now what's your name?
Oh no, that's Ban.
This one's scary.
Don't be scared, young sprout!
True.
Okay, I need to breathe, I need to breathe, I need to breathe.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, I need to breathe. Oh man!
Good luck, don't die!
Okay, son, it's not that bad.
Uh, they got the win.
Just jump on the rotate, and when I go on the jump to the top right, to the order.
Okay.
Oh
This guy who's asking you to write us out there, bro.
Oh, man.
This guy, this guy right here.
Right here.
This guy.
Right here.
Get him.
Johnson.
What's your name?
You're in charge here right now.
You have your talk party.
I got it.
Oh, that's funny.
I'm sorry.
Did you get back on?
Yeah.
It's a rock.
Oh my.
Zippity-doo.
Oh my god.
Oh
Okay
I'm so done with this game, bro.
This game is going to make me freeze.
I put my drink off the table because I know something bad's gonna happen soon.
Hey, is something the same thing like that?
Okay, so they had the kitty for me.
Yo kitty, this is random doober, say hi in here.
Hey, stop!
How do you know me in here?
Oh my god!
I just know this group very well.
Oh
My case
I think that the music such a vibe
that's made the rage induce you, okay?
Yep.
I listened to the whole playlist.
That's the best song.
It is a bomb, yeah.
I got 100% of good on that.
Oh gosh, oh, case is good, case is good.
I don't know.
I
All right
yo something disastrous is about to happen in here it's gonna be really
What happened there?
Wait, how?
There's no point going down.
We only have a minute.
Hey guys, guess what?
There's lots like pro-tales in this gang.
I'm staying right here.
There's what?
You two man, go ahead.
Pro-tales.
I'm not talking to you.
You should.
You don't want to sit that crazy stuff, what?
No, no, no.
Yeah, I did, I did, guys.
Yeah, you know, I commented, there was...
Oh, it's not me.
It's not me.
I finally...
I'm just gonna...
I'll show that.
Chad, all the wrongs can be righted here.
He's back.
Don't come in.
He's back.
I strongly disagree.
Okay.
Yeah, I couldn't have disagreed more.
Yo, Roblox, y'all about to see me in court, Brad?
No, I'm not.
Okay, so...
Next time, Vinnie, you are Vinnie.
Shut up.
Okay, so there's this game coming out on October 31st, it's called Lost in the Middle, and it's a world-class game, but it looks really good.
Right, thank you. I'm just kidding, I can't take it.
Hell, bully, bro, you don't know what that kid said a minute ago.
All right, Kase, you got to write that down, okay?
Yeah, I wrote it down.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
Yeah, it's on Robots, though.
It just felt like a robot.
He ain't writing it down.
I wrote it down.
I'm gonna go get him.
He's so good.
Uber, he ain't writing it down.
Oh, I got this.
I just want to put out a video.
I don't know what to do.
I just thought I was speaking.
I'm gonna hear from my speaking.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I
It's the ladder!
It's driving me!
The ladder!
Are you okay, man?
I think you missed it.
Who said that?
Who said that? What's your name?
What?
Give me with three eyes?
What?
That's fine, man!
Baby, you're not sure you need to lie.
I'm going to be fine, right?
Uh, we are okay.
Just whatever you do, don't panic on a diamond board.
Okay, so you got that.
That sounds okay.
I'll do that.
That's like, three, two, one.
Okay.
How did I?
Over there at like, 3.30.
Man, this is good.
I got it.
What is that right there?
What happened right there?
I got it.
Yo, yo, something terrible is about to happen in here.
Yo!
I got it.
Hey, who's laughing?
Yo, Mom, go to the doctor's back door and give me a pack of cigarettes.
I can't do that.
Hey, can you not say that?
This is what dick doing. This is what dick doing.
This is what dick doing.
What?
This is what dick doing.
Oh.
Yeah, I should have said I wanted a, what's it called?
My bad roadblocks, I said I wanted a pack of sour skittles.
Yeah, I just said chalk, because it's...
Tying just sour skittles, the regular?
Yeah, because they're very skinny and...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Hello!
Hello, Mary.
It's a bad time in a day.
I think I'm out with the wild berries, are we noodles?
Not a regular first dinner.
Yeah, you're right.
No thanks.
What's up?
Tomorrow, we're going on a vacation on a birthday, where should I go to?
What time are you going out to eat?
Like, probably like 6.30.
6.30?
What time is it for you right now?
Well, no, this is for tomorrow.
Yeah, what time is it for you right now?
Um, midnight.
It's midnight for me as well.
So you ain't gonna make the street, you don't have to eat for your birthday instead of your, I bet.
Alright, what's your twitch name?
No, it's before your string.
Okay, you get happy birthday.
Oh, thank you.
She was about to get banned.
You ain't lying.
Where y'all gonna eat at, though?
You can jump down.
Awesome.
That's why she was asking you.
Okay.
She was asking you where she should get the shit here
Thank you
What in the world?
I'll answer if she makes my dumb joke
Cause I ain't following it yet
I hear you
You have to go on the ladder and jump back
Yeah, yeah, yeah there you are
Okay, good game.
You need a whole pack of food.
Guys, I'm gonna just fucking get home.
If he's getting stuck, he's gonna get a whole piece of food.
He's gonna get a whole piece of food.
He's just making fun of me.
Is this gonna be a YouTube video?
How are you?
I'm not even watching this.
Okay.
You need to be a whole piece of food for yourself.
Hmm.
I don't want it back in the set.
I'm gonna go back in case he goes back over.
You know what if he gets Mike back?
No, he doesn't.
No, actually, Kase, your Mike actually gets Mike back.
He sounds pretty good.
Thank you, I know.
I know we have that.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, that's your shirt.
I'm all for it.
Kase.
Kase, look at this.
Shortcut.
I'm gonna start again.
see this will actually require a skill that I can do it
hahahaha stop
I didn't thought that
ok I can do it guys
oh no not this
go gravy
Oh, yeah.
Come on, guys.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, nice, nice, nice.
Oh, that's not nice.
Now this head.
Oh, we got this.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness. I can't see nothing.
Oh, my God.
I felt my toes getting like...
Are you serious? Are you...
Do you see the houses working here?
Where are these mutt blocks?
Where's the typewremes?
I think they come back here, they come back.
Do you see the houses?
They're going to jump from side to side of me.
Side to side.
Are we serious?
Ready case, ready case?
I did it.
I know where they are!
Hold up!
What?!
Look at me!
That's impossible!
That is all but-
Wait, hold on.
What the heck?
Oh, who am I?
AHHHHHHHHHH
Do they stay there or do they just disappear?
They disappear. Do you and any go to the middle?
Ah, no.
They just gotta go left to the...
...left, left, left.
Jump! Jump, jump, jump!
Yeah.
It's too easy!
Oh.
NOOOOOOO!
Tell me personally, I want to wait him, but you got that.
I think this is the lion's side of this.
You got what?
I'm gonna get you.
Oh, damn.
Hey, Keso, I got a question for you.
What are some chilies?
Um, I worked at Chili's, so I can hook you up with a discount
if you just take me off your, um, like, bad list, you know?
You do not work at Chili's.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
Yes, I did for two years.
No, you didn't.
Oh, God, I did.
I'll tell you the whole menu right now.
Go ahead.
Alright first of all, I'm gonna start with like this.
Yeah.
Don't you just think that this platform is fading.
No, just do the appetites.
Okay, I'm tired of this.
Well we got with the triple gipper.
We got all the stuff.
We got, you know the triple gipper's going to go.
I think we're gonna sit there and talk.
I'm gonna get up.
I can do this too.
See how it is.
I didn't get to jump on you.
I don't know what to do.
I need help.
It's a pineapple!
Still is, you!
Okay, so you're not gonna hold me!
Okay!
Hey! Oh, I'm actually gonna break something.
I'm actually gonna break something.
Hey, hey, Kasey, did you ruin your PC?
It's been.
Hey, it's been.
What the heck?
It's not been on PC.
I'll do it. I'll do it.
You're a jazzy hater, they're haters, there's only 112 in the life, do I have this?
Okay, they're haters.
You know, in the last three years, you know, we don't have any jobs either.
Right, carry on.
Okay, three jobs, but you need to have no jobs.
I'll put everyone out on board right now.
I don't know how much I can do.
You got this.
Yeah, come on, guys.
I did work at Julie's.
Hey, how many times did you sell the Antelota suit?
What?
Oh my gosh, more than I can say.
The Antelota suit is the best thing on the menu.
It was.
Wait, wait, please.
I've never been to Julie's.
What should I get then?
Get the Antelota suit.
It's all you got to do.
Okay, I'm not even near them.
You just that.
What?
How am I missing those how
Oh
The ones after the invisible ones are worse than the invisible ones are you for real ski?
So what will the fact that I can't read it?
The facts!
Oh no!
But they're actually about to die in three minutes.
Grayman has lost his life on our side.
Get the biscuits.
Okay.
Come on, Mendo, you got it!
We're going!
Oh yeah!
There's a food menu that's no longer on the menu, but it was there when I first started.
What?
Did you not?
Um.
Bro, hey yeah, get the reset in.
Uh-uh, get the reset in.
Get the reset in.
Get out of my ear!
Oh, shit.
It's the shrimp tacos.
Shrimp tacos?
Oh, that sounds good.
Do you want me to make the air sandwich?
Yes.
Here we go.
Five, four, three, two, one.
The air sandwich.
Here we go.
Chat, this is it.
Period.
Oh, what the?
Okay, so is your PC so submerged in the water?
Oh no, the uh, game is not as good.
Oh my God.
Kids, I need to get my stuff back.
No, no.
This is terrible.
Hey.
Hey, Chad.
Hey.
Hey, we're playing.
Are you good?
Uh-uh.
Hey, so, dude, do you want me to quit the game?
We'll stay in the game.
Quit!
Leave us, kids.
No, I'm not.
No!
I'm just going to have a talk with my mom and dad.
No, but leave.
Yep.
I'm just not too tall.
It's okay.
There's a lot of twist.
You know what I mean?
That's like what I'm saying.
That's it.
We're fine.
You're just fine.
Now what?
Oh, what is this?
Listen, I'm going to go.
I just tasted some blood.
I'm dying.
What?
Oh my god.
I'm dying.
Oh
You got this you got this you got this all right all right. Oh, yeah this will be easy
If you're fine, I guess I'm going to look at some of them and shout out real quick.
The one person that introduced me to you.
No!
I still think I'm going to miss that I'm going to make it.
There's a window there.
They really going to put a window there, chat.
Chat they put a window there
Oh, oh, oh.
WAAAHHHHH!!!
Oh, oh, oh!
Then it made it!
Oh, my god!
NOOOO!
Oh, goodbye, Gravy.
Yeah, just wait here for some more.
Gravy got two!
My back hurts.
Then patient.
What is this?
That is unreal!
I'm surprised you made that.
What is this?
Oh wait, I don't know.
Nice.
I'm on the grass now!
My back hurts from the stress.
I
Didn't make it past the second stage
too. So. You're a shout out to my brother Noah for showing me a case. Oh, it wasn't for him.
Man, I even got time to make it back up there. It's not am I tripper? Did I not hit one of those squares?
Wait, Chad, can you mute individuals, by the way?
How can I mute this creature right here?
Hold up.
By the way, how did that kid say like three crazy things and not get timed out?
But I say the words, cigarette and get timed out.
Last try.
You've never seen me more locked in.
I
I want to beat this game!
Let me beat the game!
Chad, let me beat the game!
Chad, y'all actually think I can beat this beat real quick.
Go ahead keep it a stack.
Look how crazy I am with it though.
How do I get up there?
Wait, how's that even possible?
Play.
That's on.
Okay, somebody else is following me.
What am I actually playing?
I might have been on a private server.
This elevator?
Yeah, let's do some practice.
Okay, let's go.
What was that, bro?
What was that?
Bro, what was that dude?
Oh, chat, huh?
Oh man.
Yo chat, how do you do it on a solo server?
It'd be fine if there wasn't hackers and people putting fog in it.
How you do it on a solo server?
active?
Mod whoever said active. Who just typed active? Mod them right now. Actually, mod them.
Never mind, ban them.
Yo, Chad.
You mean to tell me this cost me robots to do a server?
That's what you're trying to tell me.
I gotta do robots
to make a server. There ain't no way you're trying to tell me that right now. You've got
to be kidding me. 250 a month. Is it worth it? Realistically, if nobody puts fog and
stuff in here I could legitimately beat it in 10 minutes please don't
I'm gonna sit here cry because I can't beat the shit out of you.
Uh, run up prediction, I like reading fiction.
Now I'm lying, I'm about to sit here and cry.
Cause I can't beat the game, but I'm spinning flames.
You kinda lame, I hate this game.
I just wanna make it to the top.
I like it when the bass drop.
I got big booty, and I banged by the pop of these drawers.
Cause I gotta be the L.
Now I don't smell, uh, keep it clean, uh, I like green beans, yeah, I'ma keep jumping,
I'ma keep running till I make it to the top, then I'm gonna run from the cops, uh, cause
they saw me, running down a road but naked, I say you can't take me, I'm gonna keep
on running.
I'm locked in.
What is this?
Locked in.
What is this?
I HAVE NEVER SAID THIS!
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ah, deal.
Okay.
Ah.
Seen here for a row blocks.
I ain't got no socks.
Jumpin' on the blocks.
I don't wear crocs.
Because they hurt my feet.
Please.
Do they hurt my feet?
Please!
I can't believe what I'm seeing! This is the craziest thing I've ever seen!
Have you tried not dying yet?
I like whore dogs.
I've beaten it on string.
This is, this is like not even nowhere near as difficult as only up.
Every other only up-style game I've beaten it on string.
This is, this is like not even knowing me as difficult as only up.
You better turn my music back on. That's what I thought.
I
I'm trying to play the game, I don't know how to play, I just want to make it.
The victory I want to take, I hate this part, because it's too hard.
Ah, somebody help, please help.
This is actually the most ridiculous part I've ever seen.
This is actually the most ridiculous part I have ever seen in this game.
Oh
Hey, just game
Missing want to fight but the strip like magic might somebody help me about it's a flight. I keep falling
And my draws, they call him to come fly it off.
I hate this game. I'm the boss.
Yo, I'm actually about to break everything in here.
I'm actually about to break everything in here.
A bomber, dad! It's just a movie!
Oh
This game, this game, I don't wanna play no more.
This game, somebody cheats, I'm about to run away.
Only got a minute left.
Somebody please help.
I'm about to die. I'm about to cry.
I actually don't understand it like, no, yeah, yeah, pay him up, pay him up.
Can I play this game for like a total of two hours, three hours over the past two streams?
I have never seen that section in any other game, or any other round, by the way. Just saying.
Here we go, fine, let's go.
I've never seen this one before either, you look like one of them.
No, I'm not skipping out this cheat.
No, bro, you just played this how do I switch songs?
I'm crazy, I'm crazy, chat, y'all can admit though, chat, no joke, you can admit the skill
is good.
You actually can admit that.
Like the skill level's there.
You know.
Yeah, pay him up.
They're just throwing brand new ones at me that I ain't ever seen before, now that I'm
in a private lobby.
Like, hello?
Like, look at this!
Huh?
Snow!
You're not lost!
You, you, you, you!
I
Y'all need to act like this
I
Must take this all back a call drops at once
Gigi, have I taken this whole bag at once?
That's a good song.
I like this song.
I'm running along.
I got a pink doll!
Please don't be weird!
I
Just a game by the way, mods get him out of here.
Yeah, G.J. pay him up, I call him.
Worst scammer of my life.
I hate everybody and everything.
I've banned everybody in here, matter of fact.
Everybody gets gone.
I've banned everybody, and after you're done banning everybody, you're getting banned
too.
I'm completely purged in this place.
It's over.
I'm purged in this place.
It's done.
It's over.
No.
It's over.
You know what I mean?
You know what time it is though.
Spooky time
Hey, you know what time it is
It's spooky time buddy
Chills with 500 bits hey case how much CC did you have to eat to obtain your BBL and from which end did you eat it?
Nobody eating crust pizza first. Yeah, you'll eat crust first ain't no way
Hey, you okay sure about a thousand bits
with the 5,000 bits?
Hey, Casey's Marissa again,
I went to Stanky over the weekend,
had the best time ever, only thing
was the food was incredibly stale,
the drinks were warm, none of your employees
were taking money from the register like a goober.
Or I noticed one of your employees
was taking money from the register.
Wait, what?
Thought you should know other than that had a blast.
Yo, thank you Marissa,
I will have to have a talk with Jax or something
about that because what do you mean
You saw one of my employees taking money from the register.
No wonder we're barely staying afloat.
You know what I mean?
My fault. I ain't never going to do that again.
That's my bad.
My bad, Chad. I ain't never going to do that again.
That's my fault.
You know what time it is though, don't you Chad?
Don't you?
It is spooky time, Buster.
Wait what?
Noah's Secret Episode Zero came out?
Noah's Secret Episode Zero takes you back to the beginning of Noah's story before
the events of episode one. Oh, big dog. Oh, oh, buddy. Hey, this is a mod right here.
This is a mod right here.
Hey.
Hey, welcome to the mod squad.
Not a paid chat or either.
Hold on, let me download it.
Chat, Noah's Secret.
Who was here for every?
Who was here for Noah's Secret 1 and 2?
Now we got Noah's Secret episode 0, which
led up to the events of episode one. Oh my goodness, it's cinema. Download it. If you
want here you know what that
means. Band. Non-playing.
Chat gets you a dypion Buster.
Almighty with the tin thank you.
You better get you a dypion chat
because it is spooky time in here buster oh man get you a guy be all chat
Cause it is Spooky Time!
It is spooky time in here.
Who wants the lore of Noah's secret
before I start episode zero real quick?
I can give you a quick lore rundown of how we,
because if you haven't seen episode one and two
of Noah's secret,
you will be confused on what's happening here.
So I can give you all the rundown before we start.
Yo, K-3 My Little Thousand Beads
with the 25 gifted W. Marissa
with the 25 gifted subs,
I have mercy. I appreciate that. Marissa W. Marissa with the 25 gifted. Oh my goodness.
W Kitty Kitty in the building.
Happy birthday Blake.
Appreciate that Blake.
Happy birthday Blake.
Okay.
So look here.
Um,
Yo, I appreciate that.
Aco. Good luck.
Aco. Thank you.
Thank you.
Yo, I appreciate that.
Aco, good luck, Aco, thank you.
So if you were not here for the first two episodes
of Noah's Secret, here is what happened
in the first two episodes.
So in episode one of Noah's Secret,
we play as a guy, I can't remember his name,
but he's Noah's friend.
Noah asks to come over to our house
because he got into an argument with his roommate.
Later on in that game, we figured out
that Noah killed his best friend
and was trying to hide it
by staying over at our house and we wound up finding out
and he killed us too in that game.
And then Noah's secret part two was him running
from the police and he killed another one of his friends.
I can't remember her name either.
And then in the end of Noah's secret episode two,
I think Noah was possessed by a demon.
So I'm assuming this is just the lead up
to Noah killing his best friend.
So lock in.
Let's go hide Noah with the five.
Let's get it.
Lock in.
GG.
Yeah, that was me and Noah Sigma 2.
Call draw.
1822 p.m.
That means it's
I don't know what time it is.
I fell asleep again. Overplane is no one this one too.
Almighty with the 10.
That means it's 6 p.m.
Okay.
Let's go.
Kobe.
Leave your room got it
We should be in no danger personally in this game because we are the murderer after all Brandon are you there?
He's not here. I never mind
Brandon is the friend that Noah kills
Look at this. He's leaving a mess again. I better clean this up
Let me find out Noah's
I mean, this is annoying started with this roommate leaving a mess. Bro, just straight killed.
All right. I mean, that's not much of a mess. No, well, we don't really have to overreact
too much here. Okay, can I grab that? There we go. Yup. Boom. Who is that? Open the
door. Somebody ringing the doorbell.
That's Brandon.
Dude looks tough. We killed him.
This dude looks like he's in his mid to late 40s.
Finally, I thought you died in there. Very funny. What's up?
Oh
Got plans tonight not really perfect let's go camping camping. Yeah
Since when do you like camping?
Since today
You're weird
Says the guy washing dishes on a Friday. There's no way you're calling me weird for doing dick. What?
I don't know what's it's so who's
coming just us? What about Jason?
I call them he said he couldn't make it.
Chad is Jason the guy that we played as in the first game?
I think it is.
I'm pretty sure it is.
Yeah.
Chloe Sarah.
Nope.
Why not?
I just want one guys tonight.
Well, one I just want one guy's night.
Really?
Yeah, no screaming because of bugs. Hey, big dog. I'm gonna be screaming chat y'all need to grow up
Check grow up I can't even make a mishap
So you win yeah sounds fun great we'll head to the forest in two hours
GG.
In other words, GG.
Well, why not off-center on the cam?
Two hours later.
Yeah, I changed my mind, Brandon. I don't want to do this.
Even though I wound up killing you because that was the whole premise of the Noah's Secret series, but...
I think the campsite is over here on the left.
So it is like super duper dark out here, Brandon.
Oh, that's just some birds.
We're good.
I thought that was something else.
We're good.
I feel like I'm hearing something, Brandon.
Maybe it was an accident.
Actually might be the story of how like we get possessed because I think that's what happened. I know he got possessed. I'm on the killin
This looks like a good spot we'll set up the 10 here we big dog is your idea you set up that
That's it, what you talking about?
Two minutes later, they set that up quick!
Oh, never mind, they set up yet.
This spot looks good.
Yes, nice out here.
Like off-center!
Shroud.
That's good.
My man, let's set up the tent.
In other words, you mean I'm just going to set up the tent by myself?
Click the left mouse buttons on the pillars to place them.
Got it!
Lunar with the five, thank you.
Not bad.
Not bad you expected worse
Honestly, yes
Thanks
Go collect some firewood. And what are you doing?
relaxing of course
I'm kidding. I'll get everything else ready. All right chat every horror game that we play that we go camping
We're always the one getting sent to get the firewood by the way. Why am I always the just the the go get?
I need ten pesos.
You'll find the gift with the five gift, thank you.
There we go.
Boom.
Where's the five more?
I'm never gonna find my way back to the uh, to the camp.
Hello?
GG.
Where's the rest of the firewood?
There's some.
That's strange. What is?
Someone must have dropped it.
I'll keep it for now.
Keep what?
Case with the five, thank you.
Pick up the necklace.
I don't see a necklace.
What do you mean?
Yeah, I'll see you necklace
What?
Oh wow, I cannot believe I found that.
Wow.
What oh wow I cannot believe I found that wow like I'm playing where's Waldo
Check him where his wallet is, when I was a kid was so golden.
Wait the necklace could lead to him getting possessed, you're right.
Alright Brandon, I got the firewood. That should be enough.
So you just been chilling here while I'm doing all the work?
What? You could clearly see I did my part. What did I get clearly from?
from. Where did I get clearly from? Where? You can see I did my part. What took you so
long? A bear chase you or something? Anything interesting happen? No. Alright, come sit down.
Let's get the grill going. I mean, we ain't gonna tell them I found a necklace. Lord
have mercy with the 10. Thank you. 15 minutes later, AKA GG. So here we go. Our
things with Chloe, they're terrible. She's leaving me. She told me that, but
it's okay. Good on their mind. Just good. What do you want me to say? I
I don't know something romantic.
That's not really my thing.
Yeah, I know this.
And you are Brandon?
Big dog, get out of here.
He doesn't seem to mind.
You're 75 with the five, thank you.
She definitely likes you.
I hope so.
Lucky guy.
Okay.
Sarah has a friend hear me out what she's actually cute who is Sarah again
Sarah was Brandon's girlfriend right edible candy g-string with the fire
what stop trying to set me up oh okay yeah one day you'll thank me I doubt
that we'll see
Hey what are you doing? What? Were you throwing rocks at the tip? Uh, I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know? I don't remember coming out of here. Seriously?
I think I might have been sleepwalking. Sleepwalking? Yeah, that's weird.
Sorry. It's fine. Just don't throw another rock at me.
I'll try.
So the necklace he picked up is 100% what made him get possessed by the way.
6.24 am.
What?
How did I get here?
Bro woke up just in the middle of the woodskies?
I'm just gonna let it crust it is what it is
Help
That actually got me that gets y'all
Well, Noah, there you are, Brandon, I've been looking for you for 10 minutes.
Really?
You weren't in the tent.
I, uh, I think I sleepwalked again.
Again?
Yeah.
Noah.
I know.
I know. Let's just go home. Alright, bed.
So it looks like we just killed Brandon. I thought he maliciously, like, Brandon did something terrible. That's why he killed him. I think he just got possessed.
There's our car.
Because Brandon don't seem like that bad of a guy.
I'll drive. I can drive. Not after last night. No, I'm fine. Humor me. Alright.
Gee-gee. That jump scare actually got me though.
Before we get going, are you sure everything's okay?
I guess.
You don't sound very convincing.
I'm just tired.
If something's bothering you, you can always tell me.
Thanks.
That's what friends are for.
You know what? W Brandon, man. He did this hard to die.
14 hours later, we woke up in the middle of the night.
Well, what time is it?
I overslept.
It's already dark outside.
What do you mean, leave my room?
I can't see nothing.
How am I supposed to leave my room?
I can't see.
Wow, that light sure did a lot.
Mia will destroy you with a 10. Thank you.
I want you cooking Brandon.
Is that supposed to be happening?
You serve through the whole day.
Come on, I made you some coffee.
We need to talk about something.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh!
Hey, can I ask you something?
Sure.
Don't get mad.
G.J., I'm about to hit you in the head with this toaster.
That doesn't sound good.
But I've been hearing some things about clothing, what kind of things.
People's been talking, people always talk, I know, but they're saying she's been seeing
other guys, cat.
I'm just telling you what I heard, who told you, does it matter, yeah it does.
a couple of people named I'm not throwing anyone under the bus because
you're making it up no I'm trying to help you
I'm trying to stop you from getting hurt he's just making all this up because
he secretly wants Chloe and he wants me to leave her so he can have Chloe in
In other words...
Sound good.
Make stinky fart juice with a five-gifted.
Wow.
Somebody sipping that in fan mail like two years ago,
and it still ain't right out of the matter yet.
You love to see it?
You don't know anything about her.
Maybe I know more than you think.
Watch your mouth.
Or what?
Don't push me.
I'm your friend.
I'm telling you this because I care.
No, you're jealous jealous
You never liked her
Because I don't trust her get out. What I said get out
You're seriously choosing her over your best friend
Yeah
No, oh
It's not like he go to
Where you going
What are you doing? You're crazy! Get away from me!
I'm sorry Brandon, it's just, it's canon! It's canon, it's canon!
A minute later... I have to hide this body in the closet.
I had to kill him, Chad. It's-it's canon. I couldn't get out of it.
R.I.P. Brandon.
So is he possessed then?
One step closer. Just one more. Jason. He's next.
So it was always his plan to kill Jason from the job.
Bruh!
But how do I get close to him?
I know. I'll tell him Brandon and I had a fight.
I'll tell him Chloe's been cheating on me with him.
Oh my goodness.
He'll invite me inside, he'll trust me, and then I'll finish him.
I can't let him turn on the TV in case this gets discovered and ends up on the news.
Yep, that's what happened in the first episode.
We tried to turn the TV on, we was playing as Jason, he got mad.
Soon, I'll reach my ultimate form.
Okay, okay, no one relaxed, your name's Noah.
This is where Jason lives. I hope he's home. Yeah, and this leads directly to the event
of the first one because we played as Jason. Yeah, Brochon the horror farmer, Chad. Brochon
I don't think he's mean or a farmer.
Actually, I should call him and see if he's super hungry.
Hey Jason, is that you?
Who is this?
It's Noah.
Why you call him my landline?
Are you crazy?
What?
Out of fight with my roommate, so I need a place to stay.
I can't be where he is.
I can't even look at him.
Which roommate?
Brandon?
Yeah.
Were you guys almost best friends?
What happened?
Who's gonna tell him?
It's a long story.
I'll tell you.
Can I come over?
I don't know.
What exactly happened?
Just tell me briefly.
Can I come or not?
All right, fine.
Come over.
I'll tell you.
All right, fine. Come on.
I got jump-scared by that in the first game, when we played as Jason.
Hey, here I am.
You just called me.
Can I come in?
It's really storming outside.
Fine, come in.
Yep.
I
I didn't know Jason was such a goober!
Alright girl, what happened to you and Brandon?
What do you mean?
What happened?
Uh...
What about the rent?
Was it about the rent?
I wish it was.
What are you talking about?
Look, you know Chloe, my girlfriend?
Yeah?
What's up with her?
She texted him last night.
Why?
I noticed they've been texting before, so this was all a lie from the first game.
So I asked him, you guys talking or what?
I mean seriously, what's he got to talk about with my girl?
Yeah, that's kind of weird.
So what do you say?
You started giving me this story like nah, we just ran into each other at a cafe once.
So I talked for a bit.
And he says since she goes to the same college this year,
he asked for a help from one of his classes.
I asked her too.
She says they just bumped into each other somewhere downtown.
I don't buy it feels like they're both lying to me and Brandon started arguing
I told him he better not even think about hitting on him
After that it just went downhill. I needed to get out for a while. So I left
I don't even know what to do anyway. You got any clothes I could borrow?
Yeah, I got you
While he's looking for the clothes, I need to come up with a plan.
I just need to make sure no one's nearby.
So this is literally the same thing we've laid in the first game, except for from a different POV, I guess.
Look through the window.
I don't see anyone.
Well, buddy, that's like a two-way or one-way mirror.
I can't, or one-way.
Wouldn't things cause interrogation in interrogation room chat?
Is it a one-way, two-way mirror, one-way mirror?
What's it called?
One-way window?
Two-way.
One-way, one-way mirror?
Window?
All right.
I don't see anyone.
The neighbors aren't there.
Perfect.
Now, how could I kill you, Jason?
Maybe I'll just kill you right away.
I'll kill you while you're asleep.
That's where I sleep. That's where I sleep.
Now's my chance. Wait, this did not happen in the first game.
So when we got jump scared there in the first game, we turned around at the last second.
He was going to kill us until we saw him. That is actually crazy.
Wow, that's crazy.
I just thought you were in the kitchen. Where you been?
Just chilling in the next room. We're good, though.
What's up with you? Why are you shaking? You scared? No, I'm good.
Here's your gear. Appreciate it. I'm gonna go change real quick.
A one-way mirror is just a mirror cat.
This food's bussing, bro.
Thanks for helping me out.
Okay, are we gonna play through the entirety of the first game again?
Let's see what's on-
We're not watching TV.
What's your problem?
What's wrong with you?
I'm allergic to TV.
If you turn it on, I'll die.
That's what he should have said to make you believe it.
We're just not watching TV.
I'm stressed out. I can't deal with all the shows and noises right now. All right
Actually, you know what?
Just show me to my room where I'm crashing tonight
Shoot it Jason's a good
You already played this no
These are the events of Noah's Secret Episode 1.
We're playing from a different PLV.
The name of this game is Noah's Secret Episode 0.
It's the event band.
Dude, your lightbulb's dead.
This is your room, enjoy.
Will do.
I'm going to hit the sack.
See you in the morning.
All right night night
Oh, this is kind of giving back rooms vibes. You should be asleep by now now's the time
Kill Jason we don't kill him in the house though because he makes it to our apartment before we kill him
So this whole time we were sleeping in the first game. We were playing as Jason
We went to Noah's apartment and found Brandon dead. This is his room
I'll have to match my old clothes in the bathroom.
Niiiine!
He's awake?
I
What are you doing you scared me, sorry, haha, what are you doing anyway? Aren't you sleeping? I was just checking my clothes
I'm gonna go sleep right now
I'ma go hit the sack!
Yeah, Jason, I go over. I'll kill him later.
3.36 a.m. Jason, it's time for you to die.
Even though we know he doesn't die here because the first game we killed him in our apartment.
He's not here.
He must have figured me out.
He probably went back to our apartment.
I need to hurry then.
Chat, didn't he move out of his parents' house?
Huh?
You thought the warehouse was me?
Slog, I've been moved out of my parents' house
for literally a decade.
There's no way you thought I lived
with my parents this whole time.
There's actually no way.
It's been more than a decade, actually.
It's been like a decade and like three months.
This way.
I gotta hurry.
No, I literally moved out the day after they came.
No, honey, that's Grandma Martha.
What are you doing out this late?
Bad luck.
I'm just getting back from the night out, Granny.
I'm really tired. I have to go
So a year ago yeah
Go to your apartment first floor
There he is he even took a crowbar to the door
You should have minded your own business, Jason.
You really shouldn't have.
You killed him.
Since you're already pulled up, did you know you were getting a new roomie?
A new roomie?
Yeah.
Let me introduce you to this blade right here.
Sorry, Jason.
and I'm sorry!
You know it's corny, not gonna lie he is corny.
Two minutes later, gotta get rid of the body.
Jason's body. Where are we playing through this already? Yeah I was about to say game of the year.
I wonder if there's going to be an episode 3 of Noah's Secret.
Say it with me, chat!
Game of the Year.
Say it now.
now. Game of the year. Now you know what time it is, chat. It is time for another episode
of the Stank Draws Shores. That is for sure. Lock in, Chad. It is time for another episode
of the Stanky Shores. Time to make us some money, Buster. Everybody lock in. Hey! Everybody
He locked in!
It is time for another episode!
Let's go!
Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores.
Do you got some Stanky drawers?
Let me get a sniff.
It is time, ladies and gentlemen, for another episode of the Stanky Shores for Shore.
Alright, what happened in the last episode?
Oh yeah, I am now a prisoner in my own water park.
By the way, today, move the graphics.
No joke, I was playing with the game on potato quality this entire time, by the way.
And I, it's fixed now because I have it on high.
I knew it looked bad.
But yeah, it was on potato. StarForgeSystems.com.
the pretty much a demon oh my goodness she just got ran over we hired Cade in
the last episode chat yeah there's really nothing else to say about it we
were trying to hire my mom as well as a security guard but we have to get um
What do we have to get chat? We have to get we got to get hiring level up so now
we're back in the position of saving channel points again currently so that's
what we need to do so let's let's just open up lock in lock in chat time for
another beautiful day here at the Stanky Shores. That's for sure. You have staff
overflow, yeah, but it still won't let me look.
See, higher...
Wait, hold up.
Yes, see, I can't exceed 200% of the capacity. I can't fire anybody because
There's literally nobody that I can fire here that wouldn't completely
debilitate our ability here fire Eric
I can't fire Eric because we wouldn't have anybody doing maintenance. You know what I mean?
So we just simply have to wait, you know what I mean?
So we're saving channel points
Everybody's gonna have a great stay at the state draw shores and it's gonna be great Kate ain't gonna kill nobody
He ain't gonna kill me. I hope so yeah
Ladies and gentlemen, how are we doing on this fine evening, thank you all so-
Okay, you're just going to watch him grope baby on my wall really
Careful on that slide is a little fast you good you're good Sierra okay, thank you
How y'all doing they was good Oscar be careful on that diving board it's new
It's still ain't broken good yet. Just be careful to my boy. Jinx. He got hurt on that. That's a little
Oh, there's we need more. Oh, we need more. Oh floaty stuff. Let me go around.
Keep up the good work. Jacks. We ain't got no lines building up.
Okay, more more and more floaties here, whatever you change. You're the same kind of goofy. So the word floaty
I got me some floaty
Kind of goofy not gonna lie
Longest retained employee is Jax.
You know what's crazy?
That is true.
We need to fire him.
He's been here too long.
You're right.
We need to fire Jax.
It is actually crazier to think about.
We've had Jax here for this long.
Hey, you know what else is crazy?
He hasn't done anything bad enough for us to fire him yet.
You know what I mean?
I see you Kelsey. You know what? I made an example out of somebody a while. Come here Kelsey. I got something for you.
Yo Kelsey, you like photography? Huh?
Yo Kelsey, I heard you like photography, huh? You got that camera out? Guess what?
People love beach pictures, Kelsey. You know what they like even more than that?
They like pictures of the middle of the ocean.
So you know what you to take pictures of somebody's part don't take a picture or something in
Take a picture them whales or something out there you ain't gonna take pictures of my guests and get away with it
You're costing me money at that point and I do not stand for it
Period
Look you gotta make an example out of people sometimes you can't let people
just do whatever they want to. How you doing, Kayla? What can I get you ma'am?
You want to eliminate one of the lemon? There you go. I need to go get some more of the
lemonade and hot dogs real quick. What do you do? What are you doing, Alina?
Huh? I got something for you too. Come here.
Get out of here!
You need some more eliminated some more hot dogs hold on
What's you laughing about
Yeah, that's all I see. I'm making sure you ain't breaking no rules because you're using people's laughter
I heard a break of rules. Let's go to the K mark
first
All right, this is important this is important
gonna hurry up somebody's waiting on some popcorn okay Kate has not killed
anybody yet yo okay somebody's running handle that big dog how y'all doing okay
you want to lemonade you want some popcorn let me get let me get this handle
real quick bottle of cinnamon there you are thank you how you doing regular
lemonade oh I should have took a zip line back how you doing Allison ice and
there you go thank you so much somebody that form was came somebody's I thought
that was somebody drowning we got a fire Lord have mercy who threw a
cigarette in there we're good I've got to get more snacks you can't be in here
drunk man you can't be in here drunk and stay but you might fall in a pool while
you're drunk
Why is he oratharming so much?
Zia with the 10, thank you!
Okay, let me go on.
What was I getting?
Granola, granola, granola.
Is that the second time you've gotten ran over?
Am I slipping?
There we go boom got that restocked Kobe watch out cave
Ma'am, what are you doing? What is that in your hand ma'am? What's that in your hand?
the owner what is the owner do the owner sucks good one at least done lost your
mind up here guess waited too long for a limit I'm trapped I just we stopped
that!
What?
Oh, uh, is that it? Is that it? Is that on purpose?
There you are.
How can I help you?
Plop forward butter.
There you are.
How can I help you, Ariana?
Where's Granday at?
My fault.
Lemon, there you go.
How can I help you, Kaylee?
Scent of butter.
There you go.
Thank you.
How are you doing, Kelsey?
Eliminate with ice.
There you are.
Thank you so much.
That's not a glitch.
Who is this?
Is this?
Ma'am?
Excuse me.
Why are you invisible?
Who just screamed for their life?
Kobe!
Push or not?
I don't wanna- I don't wanna-
Oh my goodness, that's nasty.
Yo, uh, yo, Dima, can we come get this handle real quick?
I gotta go get some more cool floaties real quick.
I'm gonna go handle these concessions hands real quick though.
People love the lemonade.
Only if they knew what lemonade this whole time and I'm getting it for free.
Why you think I never used the bathroom in this game?
What you talking about?
I bet they wouldn't be coming to get a tan, would they?
Awesome, I was jumping off a dime board.
I thought somebody was dying for a second.
How you do a miliana?
Okay, don't do it!
Okay, what is he doing?
Okay, don't do it!
He has not changed.
He's still a serial killer.
He just killed one of the...
He's still a serial killer. He just killed one of the...
Ma'am!
He just got...
He's killing it. Oh my goodness. He hit her so hard. She can't even move. Ma'am, snap
out of it. Yo, Zia with the 25 gift and W Zia with the 25 gift and thank you. You gotta
be kidding me. Wait, you actually gotta be kidding me. How you doing, Catherine?
Nice.
Chad, it's over. It's over for us. It's actually over.
I cannot believe I just witnessed that.
It's literally not even a joke. He is actually just killing people.
Almighty with the five.
How you doing, Oscar?
You have a bill, Oscar. Thank you.
How you doing Sloan? Catch up on that. Thank you so much. You have a good one.
Lord have mercy. Oh, how you doing again Sloan? Eliminate with a lemon. There you go.
What was I doing careful that water's nasty sir I'm so sorry about that we're
just getting that cleaned up real quick a hold on a minute wait before you go
go down the slide okay you're good
how y'all doing how you doing man muster on that thank you
lemonade with ice thank you so much you have a great one how you doing Marcus
muster I gotta go get some more lemonade I'm gonna be right back
I can't I can't keep him here.
I can't keep him here.
I can't.
I can't keep him here.
I can't.
I just killed somebody.
Y'all want to limit.
Oh, man.
Hold on.
I got to go get.
survive she's fine how do you know she survived I never saw her again
lemonade thank you all right I'm so sorry for this delay y'all how y'all
doing um lemonade with a lemon there you go thank you so much Jeremy how you
What are you doing, Starlet?
All right, Lemonade with a lemon.
Who is that?
Kitty!
Lemonade with a lemon, how you doing, Alina?
Catch up, thank you so much.
Get floaties, I'm gonna get in a minute, hold up.
Keepcade, he's the only reason
the park's running at peak operation.
What?
We're not know that that is misinformation absolutely not
Supervisor had to pop in and make sure that everything was going good.
Don't tell her what Kate did.
Here's the thing, Kate is an absolute terror to have working here, but I'm kind of afraid
to fire fire I don't know I got to go restock the the inflatables real quick
I thought I missed it we're good maybe I'll get some more flightables you're
afraid welcome who isn't afraid of Cade
Yo, did the cable art get some new music?
Hold on!
Hey, hold up now!
Alright, let me put these back in here.
Okay, let's um...
How many channel points do I need for this staff overflow again? Hold on. It was under maintenance, right?
Yeah, six. Okay. Should I steal? Should we still just save up for that? Yeah,
we're just gonna save up for that for a minute. Should I add anything to the park?
What should we add get the taser does the taser cost anything like cost channel points
hold on get more showers shlaw we're good all showers hold on let me see here what
What is something creative that we can add right now?
We have quite a bit of free space chat.
What could we add?
I'm thinking a splash zone.
We could add a high dive blob type of deal.
Hear me out.
Okay.
Look here.
Okay.
Seriously.
Look.
I thought we had one look at this
Move this
Here for now hold on
This right hear me out wait
You know what I'm gonna get rid of that cool. I'm gonna move the slides on to this pool. Yeah, or the other slides on
I'm gonna get rid of that small pool we're about to put in
Something probably stupid and it might get people hurt, but it's worth it
Okay, look at this all right
We put in
Beep it now. Beep it
We turn this around
Boom. That is actually kind of clean. The tree. I think the tree adds to it. Hold on.
He's cooking, hush young sprout, he's cooking, type one if you see the vision, the tree slide
it's gonna have aura people are just gonna know it is the tree slide, straight up, the
slide with the tree growing up through the middle so let's get rid of the tree, let's
Let's get rid of the tree. Yeah, let's just get rid of the tree. It's kind of it's kind of steep.
No.
Y'all want to keep it since it's kind of cool. The tree slide. Yeah, let's keep it.
Tree slide. Okay. And then this
is just straight up. I'm gonna go here.
That is beautiful. That is actually dangerous. Hold up.
Boom. Look at all the space. Look at this. And then they go down here and it's good.
That could be a little dangerous, but it blocks it. Okay, now look here. That's what I was
thinking. Here we go. Boom. Okay. Right. Yes, type one if you're paying attention.
Boom.
Actually no, it needs to be moved.
It needs to be here.
Boom.
Five one if you're following me.
Boom.
Okay, look.
This is going to be beautiful.
I promise.
Okay.
Now, this is going to be called the four-way blob intersection, aka the stank zone.
Now look here.
Just watch.
The snake zone.
So I need to personally test this.
There's no way.
They don't go that far.
Let's jump straight down, right?
Okay.
Look here.
Unless Cade pushes them, true.
You see where I'm going with this?
Type one if you see where I'm going with this.
This is the 4 way blob intersection aka the stank zone.
Oh my goodness it's beautiful.
The injury zone?
No.
I would never do anything to get any of my customers injured.
Y'all know that.
You have to sign a waiver before you do this.
The idea is for people at a time that may be rare, but they all go on at the same time
and they meet in the middle for like a collision.
But again, you may be thinking oh that's a lawsuit way to happen.
No, they have to sign a waiver before doing it.
the absolute worst-case scenario with this is that somebody panics on a diving board here and uh yeah
boom let's open up
let's go
Well, casualties on let's see how it goes.
Let's see how it goes.
in a place like this ain't cheap repairs angry customers you ain't no I don't know
you got me messed up I will never get money from y'all again because last
time y'all did that y'all threaten my life matter of fact get off my property
get off my
it just got absolutely folded sir I said get off of my property
lucky I just threw them I just did it somebody's car with the bazooka I mean
the other trumpet by accident I was trying to play the trumpet not for a
it. Ladies and gentlemen, I have beautiful news for every single Stanky stores certified
platinum customer. We have a new attraction today. It is called the four way blob intersection
zone aka the stank zone if you go do it just know it is at your own risk and we
are not liable for any injuries that that pool looks nasty what happened in
the love zone oh wait nevermind it's good I thought the love zone was nasty
how are you doing Allison you won't eliminate with ice there you go man
Damn you have yourself a stanklicious state, thank yous.
Yo, ender with the 20 gift and W ender with the 20 gift
and oh my goodness, I appreciate that ender, W ender.
Wait, travel with 10,000 bits, said talk to him.
Mafia guy?
Oh look!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Hey! Everybody what they told is they owe me an EF1! Just don't go near it!
Oh my goodness!
Yo! Crew, why are you walking through it? Stop!
There's a twister in the park!
It broke the book!
It's breaking everything!
Do not go down this slide!
Oh no!
Do not hit the dive zone!
Sad Eric didn't pay it overtime!
Do not hit the dive zone!
Oh my god!
What are you doing?
We're good.
Okay? Is everybody okay?
We're good.
I just saw somebody fall off the...
Is everybody good?
Okay, everybody's good.
Okay, okay, everybody relax.
Oh my goodness.
All right, Cade, what are you doing?
Cade, Cade, what were you doing there?
Stop.
You're supposed to chase it?
I couldn't stop that tornado.
Okay, Trav said talk to the mafia guy.
Let me go do that real quick.
How are y'all doing?
Hey, Sierra, eliminate one of the women.
I need one ice on that.
I did not mean to push you.
I am so terribly sorry, Sierra.
I really did not mean to do that.
Man, you ain't got to put your hands on.
You don't disrespect me like that, I do not need to do it, you ain't going to get away with disrespecting me like that, you don't want to show mine up here.
No, I ain't saying that. I'm not going to let you just do that and get away with it, you don't want to show mine up here.
uh-uh no she she she hit me first playing hot dog hey liana playing hot dog
no i can't i can't i thought about letting this slide for a second chat but no i can't do it
okay trove said talk to the uh
y'all have been in do not use them
Somebody's breaking the pool's hatch? What is the- Eric! Eric, we need you to repair this stuff quick, man!
Lord have mercy, Eric, you don't-
It's working just as intended. Actually, working just as intended.
Enter with another five!
Okay.
There we go. People are waiting on stuff. I need to hot dogs.
Okay, hold on. Let me take the debt was clean. Let me take this. Yep. Gotta get hot dogs.
Worst water park manager of all time. Mods handle that.
Oh, how y'all doing today? Thank y'all for being here.
Great traffic doesn't want to talk anymore. I think, I think he's, he don't want to talk no more.
Let me get hot dogs.
I think it's already hit him he tried to loan me money once before and when I took it he threatened my life my life
Yes, ma'am
You go walk away from me like that. I was just by the edges. I just made you this for nothing
Now you're costing me money ma'am and I got the funds to be paying for that. You ready to take a swim?
How you doing?
Lemonade with a lemon?
There you go.
Thank you so much.
What's your Roger?
Roger that.
Sina, but I could have scared you out unless you did more.
Okay.
Hey Sloan, how you doing?
I say lemon.
Thank you so much.
How you doing, Ariana?
Do you want this?
Do you want it?
Grande?
Get it?
Because it's like a size that like, you know, Starbucks, whatever they do.
Her name's Ariana.
Thank you, you have a good day.
How you doing, Audrey?
Limit 8 with ice.
Thank you so much.
Have a great night.
How you doing, Delilah?
Limit 8 with ice and lemon.
Good and you're healthy.
Yo, Charlie with the 5W.
Charlie with the 5W.
I got to repair this slide.
I didn't mean to bump into you.
I'm so sorry, Juliana.
I was just trying to repair this slide for y'all's safety.
Okay, how can I help you, uh, uh, your drunk?
You can't be in here.
Sorry about that.
In other words, get out of my part.
You don't lost your mind.
I'm gonna walk right here drunk.
Not today, you ain't.
How is the four-way intersection blob zone doing?
Why does that dude have a hammer in his hand?
Hey, yo, yo, riot.
Yo, riot.
You trying to cause a riot or something with that hammer in your hand?
Guess what?
I got one too, Bubba.
Get out of my part!
Don't know what you think you're doing with a hammer!
You want to try to break something here!
Somebody's being pulled again.
How y'all doing?
Oh lord, catch up on that.
There you go, thank you.
How you doing?
I did not mean to push you, I accidentally hit L.
Please don't, thank you.
I'm so sorry, I'll give you a discount on your next one.
I'm a whine, you're this morning an ape.
All right.
Hold on, I gotta go get some.
That was so top!
That was actually so top, it's not even...
Bruh!
Yo boss with the tin!
Hold on, the vending machine needs more too.
Grab these.
I'm gonna run back.
Get floaties.
I gotta, uh...
Gotta wait a minute. I'm on my way
Sorry for the delay. I'm on my way good my bad
Okay, you was here first boat on that
Hey, Kayla, how you do
Yes, how are you doing Elena?
There you are. Thank you. Are you doing Jack?
Popped one with cinnamon butter. I got you right here.
I'm going to give you some extra on it.
There you go, Jack. How are you doing, Juliana?
Catch up on that one. I'm giving you a little bit of extra too. I'm feeling jealous.
There you go. How you treasured.
Oh, I just know you got an ego. Have a good one. Thank you. Thank you.
How you doing? Both on that? There you go. Thank you. I got to get some more popcorn real quick.
How you gonna walk around? Your name's Treasure.
Pocket with the tin. Thank you.
Where did she just- Where did she fall from?
She's good though.
check that's not a lawsuit she got up it's only a potential lawsuit not even a
guarantee welcome if they don't get up okay it's not even a guarantee okay what
was I doing popcorn clip it there's no reason to excuse you want on the screen I
think he just killed somebody I think he just killed somebody Jack was
panicking on the diving board I don't seem in the park he had to have just
kill somebody okay how you doing chance take a chance on some of this popcorn
sin of butter there you go how you doing Alora you're gonna adore this lemonade
I'm so sorry the wife left me she took the kids have a thing because I had some
I'm a stupid dreamer running a water park. She took everything. I'm in shame. Let's have a good one.
How you doing Allison?
Limit name guys. Thank you so much. You have a great day. Thank you.
Just my life's a slicker in IRL.
Did you see that dive?
Yo, they are actually cooking with these guys here.
Look at this, and it's safe on top of it.
Look at that.
Perfect landing.
Who is peeing in the pool again?
How you doing, Kelsey?
Lemonade, there you go.
How you doing, Jack?
Lemonade with ice and linen.
There you go.
How you doing, Juliana?
Regular, there you go.
OK.
Hold on make sure everything's clean
Yep clean Ethan Ethan
90 thought don't pay attention to the profit the reason you don't need to pay attention to the profit is because
We invested a lot of money this time
But the most important thing is, is that the customer's a chance?
That's the most important thing.
Is there a chance I can hire my- Oh my!
That is a brain eating amoeba. Oh that's gotta be a brain eating amoeba.
There we go. There are all these. Beautiful.
Has this pool been empty for the whole shift?
Hold on.
Chad, I think there's a chance that we hire my mom like right now.
Wait Chad, there's a chance we can actually hire my mom like right now.
I think.
Let me see.
I think we're gonna be able to wait a minute
We're actually going to be able to and my mom is running security, right?
Thousand dollars a day, but according to everybody else, he's like the greatest security guard
ever.
I was here.
Chat, I was here.
We literally have a dream team,
if you wanna call it that.
Cade, he ain't much of a dream.
He's more like a nightmare.
And my mom is security.
Chat, I was here.
Oh my goodness, I was here.
wait no no no wait yes there is hiring level up
ladies and gentlemen everybody welcome the newest employee to the stinky shores
my literal mom is here wait what is that logo on the way that's so much aura
that's insane that's kiddie on a lot why does she have so much or what is she
doing does she have a rolling pin as a weapon where is she going your mom
Mom, where are you going?
What's she doing?
Yo, that's motion chat.
My mom is literally in the game.
Mom, where are you going?
Mom!
Yo, mom, we're gonna have to have a conversation tomorrow.
Not gonna lie.
We're gonna have to have a conversation tomorrow.
that is actually insane.
So tomorrow's episode, we are gonna be able to see
what my mom is capable of in this game.
People say she's like an absolutely insane security guard.
That right there was a great episode.
Not only did we survive a tornado,
we literally hired my mom in the game.
Chat next episode is actually gonna be wild, no joke.
W episode, great stream, chat, I love y'all man.
Hey!
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Precet on a gift that subs, donuts, bits, follows,
and of course I'll pre-sort y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, you'll have a good rest.
Y'all tonight, have a good day tomorrow,
and I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen,
love you tonight.
Peace out y'all.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Boop!
Ah!