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Come on. Good challenge. Good challenge. What's good?"}, {"start": 148.72, "end": 173.44, "text": " I was good ladies and gentlemen. I have returned. I have returned once more yet again yet again once"}, {"start": 173.44, "end": 180.24, "text": " more yet again once more again once more yet again once more again yes yet again once more"}, {"start": 180.24, "end": 192.88, "text": " yo lily vicky mr uh uh uh impact multi guy white kylan christy riko uh kiera yo demon princess with"}, {"start": 192.88, "end": 203.12, "text": " a 20 gifted w demon princess with a 20 gifted lord have mercy oh my goodness uh sugar"}, {"start": 203.44, "end": 219.52, "text": " Jiffy W. Subbers man. Appreciate y'all. Blue hoodie. I repeat. I repeat. Blue hoodie."}, {"start": 219.52, "end": 227.6, "text": " Up in here. Thank you very much. Blue hoodie up in here. Obsidian with the five."}, {"start": 227.6, "end": 235.28, "text": " case a real wife with the five what you are not Chris Redfield but let's relax"}, {"start": 235.28, "end": 254.95999999999998, "text": " okay if you don't believe that it's blue jiffy with the five blue it is it is a"}, {"start": 254.96, "end": 264.0, "text": " a blue hoodie. There's no way around it. Period. End of discussion, end of story, end of discussion,"}, {"start": 264.0, "end": 270.96000000000004, "text": " end of story. Okay. Thank you very much. Grandma with the five, W. Grandma with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 271.6, "end": 276.64, "text": " Appreciate that. Grandma with the five. Shout out. How's everybody's day going on a scale of"}, {"start": 276.64, "end": 290.15999999999997, "text": " on a scale of one to 10. Let me hear it high. How we doing on a scale of one to 10 up in here today?"}, {"start": 291.59999999999997, "end": 294.96, "text": " Are we doing good on this fine?"}, {"start": 294.96, "end": 305.28, "text": " Tuesday Eve, and I forgot what day it was."}, {"start": 305.28, "end": 310.08, "text": " As you can tell, I have the calendar on my wrist."}, {"start": 310.08, "end": 314.2, "text": " This right here is how you can tell it's Tuesday."}, {"start": 314.2, "end": 324.91999999999996, "text": " This little slot right here, that's what told me it's Tuesday."}, {"start": 324.92, "end": 325.92, "text": " my lights just flickered."}, {"start": 333.92, "end": 334.92, "text": " Did y'all see that?"}, {"start": 339.92, "end": 340.92, "text": " Did y'all see that?"}, {"start": 340.92, "end": 342.92, "text": " My lights just flickered, GG."}, {"start": 342.92, "end": 357.40000000000003, "text": " So what's your house on Google Earth?"}, {"start": 357.40000000000003, "end": 367.56, "text": " I think I'll pass."}, {"start": 367.56, "end": 368.8, "text": " Thank you, though."}, {"start": 368.8, "end": 371.76, "text": " I think I'll pass on that."}, {"start": 371.76, "end": 372.76, "text": " It's a poltergeist."}, {"start": 372.76, "end": 374.56, "text": " Hey, if there's a poltergeist in here,"}, {"start": 374.56, "end": 377.8, "text": " you don't want no smoke, I promise you."}, {"start": 377.8, "end": 381.96, "text": " Yo, blue with a 20 gifted, W blue with a 20 gifted."}, {"start": 381.96, "end": 385.08, "text": " Oh, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 385.08, "end": 392.08, "text": " W blue with a 20 gifted, Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 392.08, "end": 397.56, "text": " W blue with a 20 gifted."}, {"start": 397.56, "end": 400.68, "text": " Yes, I peeped that Darlie Parton died today, too."}, {"start": 400.68, "end": 411.24, "text": " I've seen that. 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Thank you."}, {"start": 495.04, "end": 498.04, "text": " Yeah, RIP for RIP. 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That supposing crunch ultimately makes it more enjoyable."}, {"start": 610.74, "end": 612.74, "text": " Facts. Another one."}, {"start": 612.74, "end": 618.74, "text": " Don't be a cucumber. Be the best dang pickle you could ever be."}, {"start": 621.74, "end": 623.74, "text": " Facts!"}, {"start": 623.74, "end": 630.1800000000001, "text": " Yo, case read with the 20, give it that's Marissa W. Marissa with the 20 gifted sums."}, {"start": 630.1800000000001, "end": 633.26, "text": " I appreciate that Marissa with the 20 get this scum with the five as well."}, {"start": 633.26, "end": 634.26, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 634.26, "end": 640.74, "text": " 5,000 bits from Harley, Dr. Harley Sawyer's thong."}, {"start": 640.74, "end": 644.58, "text": " I don't know who that is."}, {"start": 644.58, "end": 646.1, "text": " Thank you for the 5,000 bits."}, {"start": 646.1, "end": 650.58, "text": " Hey, case my 14th birthday on the 22nd of a minute, so much if I get a happy birthday."}, {"start": 650.58, "end": 656.0200000000001, "text": " Happy 14th birthday, Dr. Harley Sawyer's dog. That's crazy."}, {"start": 657.3000000000001, "end": 659.3000000000001, "text": " Happy 14th birthday, though."}, {"start": 660.22, "end": 664.7, "text": " What? Yo, Cal with the 5W, Cal with the 5th. Thank you."}, {"start": 667.4200000000001, "end": 668.94, "text": " Check, W, Cal."}, {"start": 671.0600000000001, "end": 672.5, "text": " Joe Lean is a bot."}, {"start": 680.58, "end": 706.58, "text": " Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I'm begging of you please don't take my man, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,"}, {"start": 706.58, "end": 712.58, "text": " Please don't take him just because you care."}, {"start": 712.58, "end": 718.58, "text": " Your beauty is pure compared with flaming locks of orphan hair with every skin."}, {"start": 718.58, "end": 719.58, "text": " And I is ev-"}, {"start": 736.58, "end": 738.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 766.58, "end": 768.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 796.58, "end": 798.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 826.58, "end": 828.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 856.58, "end": 858.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 886.58, "end": 888.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 916.58, "end": 918.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 946.58, "end": 948.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 976.58, "end": 978.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1006.58, "end": 1008.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1036.58, "end": 1038.6399999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1066.58, "end": 1086.9399999999998, "text": " Hey, you didn't have to go and do all that I look like an old lady with just like flicking"}, {"start": 1086.94, "end": 1088.94, "text": " I'm the ass off the cigarette."}, {"start": 1088.94, "end": 1090.94, "text": " I look like my Aunt Julia, my granny."}, {"start": 1096.94, "end": 1098.94, "text": " My granny killed me."}, {"start": 1098.94, "end": 1100.94, "text": " You know, my granny used to tell me, man,"}, {"start": 1100.94, "end": 1102.94, "text": " Chad, my granny used to tell me, man,"}, {"start": 1102.94, "end": 1104.94, "text": " when I was a kid,"}, {"start": 1104.94, "end": 1106.94, "text": " now keep in mind,"}, {"start": 1106.94, "end": 1108.94, "text": " my granny smoked like four packs a day"}, {"start": 1108.94, "end": 1110.94, "text": " and she pushed him like 75."}, {"start": 1110.94, "end": 1112.94, "text": " My granny"}, {"start": 1112.94, "end": 1114.94, "text": " smoked like four packs cigarettes a day."}, {"start": 1114.94, "end": 1119.94, "text": " She told me she said, case if I ever catch you smoking them cigarettes."}, {"start": 1122.94, "end": 1127.94, "text": " I'm gonna beat you so bad you ain't never gonna won't see me again."}, {"start": 1128.94, "end": 1130.94, "text": " I said, I granny I ain't going to."}, {"start": 1134.94, "end": 1136.94, "text": " I said, I granny I ain't gonna do it."}, {"start": 1140.94, "end": 1141.94, "text": " And so I didn't do it."}, {"start": 1144.94, "end": 1149.16, "text": " Yeah, she was going to fight me."}, {"start": 1149.16, "end": 1153.14, "text": " Granny was going to fight me, bro."}, {"start": 1153.14, "end": 1158.26, "text": " She didn't mean like a spank, she meant like a fist, fist, fist because of like fighting"}, {"start": 1158.26, "end": 1159.26, "text": " over."}, {"start": 1159.26, "end": 1160.26, "text": " Oh, Granny relaxed."}, {"start": 1160.26, "end": 1162.98, "text": " I ain't trying to do all that."}, {"start": 1162.98, "end": 1166.66, "text": " Your Palestinian Prince with the 20 gift, the W Palestinian Prince with the 20 gift,"}, {"start": 1166.66, "end": 1167.8600000000001, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 1167.8600000000001, "end": 1168.8600000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1168.8600000000001, "end": 1172.14, "text": " W Palestinian Prince with the 20 gift, for real."}, {"start": 1172.14, "end": 1173.14, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1173.14, "end": 1176.14, "text": " appreciate that. Yeah, that's"}, {"start": 1176.14, "end": 1178.14, "text": " one of them do as I say not as"}, {"start": 1178.14, "end": 1180.14, "text": " I do situations. By the way, do"}, {"start": 1180.14, "end": 1182.14, "text": " this for me. Get him out of my"}, {"start": 1182.14, "end": 1186.14, "text": " side. It's wordal time. Get"}, {"start": 1186.14, "end": 1191.14, "text": " him out of my sight now. Yo"}, {"start": 1191.14, "end": 1192.14, "text": " dream Monarch with the 20 get"}, {"start": 1192.14, "end": 1194.14, "text": " the W dream with the 20 get"}, {"start": 1194.14, "end": 1195.14, "text": " that I appreciate that as"}, {"start": 1195.14, "end": 1197.14, "text": " well. Thank you. W gift is"}, {"start": 1197.14, "end": 1198.14, "text": " for the present. I think"}, {"start": 1198.14, "end": 1199.14, "text": " you dream Monarch with the"}, {"start": 1199.14, "end": 1201.14, "text": " 20 get that as well. Thank"}, {"start": 1201.14, "end": 1209.14, "text": " with 500 bits. Hey Kase, I went to Chili's yesterday for my birthday. That's today. Yipi, I guess."}, {"start": 1209.14, "end": 1217.7800000000002, "text": " LOL, one year older. 22, here I come. Yo, happy birthday by the way, Julia. Um, I got the soup."}, {"start": 1217.7800000000002, "end": 1221.38, "text": " You told me to get it. It was fire. Thanks. Thanks for streaming tonight and making my day"}, {"start": 1221.38, "end": 1226.26, "text": " better. Yo, I'm glad you had a great day, Julia. And I'm glad you liked that inch"}, {"start": 1226.26, "end": 1233.78, "text": " a lot of soup from chilies that inch a lot of soup from hey that stuff that stuff what is this"}, {"start": 1233.78, "end": 1239.54, "text": " roadkill with 500 bits i named my cat dolly after dolly part and how do i break the news to her"}, {"start": 1244.9, "end": 1248.66, "text": " it's okay i don't i'm gonna i don't i don't i don't know for sure"}, {"start": 1248.66, "end": 1255.98, "text": " this could be a hot take here but I'm more inclined to say that your cat"}, {"start": 1255.98, "end": 1262.14, "text": " doesn't know Dolly Parton existed so that that's good so you might not have to"}, {"start": 1262.14, "end": 1267.3400000000001, "text": " break the news matter of fact I don't even yeah yeah you know I don't I don't"}, {"start": 1267.3400000000001, "end": 1273.5800000000002, "text": " even know if she knows she exists your cat you're like kitty I don't know if"}, {"start": 1273.58, "end": 1280.1, "text": " even kitty know she exists I think she's just there yo wipes with the five w wipes"}, {"start": 1280.1, "end": 1283.06, "text": " with the five thank you"}, {"start": 1284.98, "end": 1293.6599999999999, "text": " r.i.p. darling oh for real lock in the world warrior I've been doing so good"}, {"start": 1293.6599999999999, "end": 1296.74, "text": " recently there's actually some goobers in here that'd be thinking I'm cheating"}, {"start": 1296.74, "end": 1305.74, "text": " by the way. 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Oh, that's big info already."}, {"start": 1305.74, "end": 1330.74, "text": " Let me call it."}, {"start": 1330.74, "end": 1339.74, "text": " You know what I'm going clips."}, {"start": 1339.74, "end": 1342.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1342.74, "end": 1345.74, "text": " Clip?"}, {"start": 1345.74, "end": 1355.74, "text": " No, it's Cline!"}, {"start": 1355.74, "end": 1360.74, "text": " No, it's Klein!"}, {"start": 1360.74, "end": 1363.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1363.74, "end": 1367.74, "text": " Cliff?"}, {"start": 1367.74, "end": 1371.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1371.74, "end": 1375.74, "text": " No, it's Klein!"}, {"start": 1375.74, "end": 1379.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1379.74, "end": 1383.74, "text": " Cliff?"}, {"start": 1383.74, "end": 1384.74, "text": " Click."}, {"start": 1384.74, "end": 1387.74, "text": " Oh, let's go!"}, {"start": 1387.74, "end": 1388.74, "text": " Beautiful!"}, {"start": 1388.74, "end": 1391.74, "text": " Hey, that got kinda scary there for a second."}, {"start": 1391.74, "end": 1393.74, "text": " I'm not gonna lie to y'all."}, {"start": 1393.74, "end": 1396.74, "text": " That got kinda scary right there, buddy."}, {"start": 1396.74, "end": 1397.74, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 1397.74, "end": 1399.74, "text": " That could have been bad!"}, {"start": 1399.74, "end": 1401.74, "text": " It doesn't matter, though."}, {"start": 1401.74, "end": 1403.74, "text": " You wanna know why?"}, {"start": 1403.74, "end": 1413.74, "text": " You want to know why?"}, {"start": 1413.74, "end": 1423.06, "text": " Because the Warnell Warrior always has an answer."}, {"start": 1423.06, "end": 1426.02, "text": " The Warnell Warrior."}, {"start": 1426.02, "end": 1427.9, "text": " Here's the thing with Warnell, chat, right?"}, {"start": 1427.9, "end": 1429.06, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 1429.06, "end": 1436.58, "text": " thing with wordle is is if you get a green first or second letter that greatly increases"}, {"start": 1436.58, "end": 1444.3799999999999, "text": " your chances like tenfold. No joke if you get a early green whether it's first or second"}, {"start": 1444.3799999999999, "end": 1456.7, "text": " letter that you know what's crazy I actually think getting a green second letter is what"}, {"start": 1456.7, "end": 1460.2, "text": " you actually you know what what do you think is the most important first grain"}, {"start": 1460.2, "end": 1465.42, "text": " letter it might be the second one no joke it might actually be the second"}, {"start": 1465.42, "end": 1469.38, "text": " letter is the most important to get grain off rip"}, {"start": 1471.5, "end": 1475.92, "text": " yo Sarah Gimperty with the five"}, {"start": 1477.8400000000001, "end": 1484.18, "text": " second or third yo case you might live a thousand bits with a thousand bits"}, {"start": 1484.18, "end": 1487.6200000000001, "text": " I just want to say I'm more than honored to give subs and contributions."}, {"start": 1487.6200000000001, "end": 1489.5800000000002, "text": " You deserve the world to make my day every day as usual."}, {"start": 1489.8200000000002, "end": 1490.46, "text": " Much love."}, {"start": 1490.46, "end": 1491.22, "text": " You're buff and tall."}, {"start": 1491.22, "end": 1492.1000000000001, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 1492.1000000000001, "end": 1492.8200000000002, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 1492.8200000000002, "end": 1494.0600000000002, "text": " W thousand bits as well."}, {"start": 1494.0600000000002, "end": 1494.42, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1494.42, "end": 1495.3400000000001, "text": " Dova with the five."}, {"start": 1495.3400000000001, "end": 1496.14, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 1496.18, "end": 1496.74, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1497.98, "end": 1499.8200000000002, "text": " Bro thinks he's a pro or something."}, {"start": 1502.6200000000001, "end": 1503.1000000000001, "text": " Big doll."}, {"start": 1506.9, "end": 1507.3400000000001, "text": " Big doll."}, {"start": 1507.9, "end": 1509.26, "text": " The proof's in the pudding, man."}, {"start": 1509.26, "end": 1513.9, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 1513.9, "end": 1517.14, "text": " The proof is in the pudding."}, {"start": 1517.14, "end": 1522.7, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 1522.7, "end": 1523.7, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 1523.7, "end": 1525.58, "text": " I'll say it."}, {"start": 1525.58, "end": 1529.34, "text": " I do think I'm a professional word player."}, {"start": 1529.34, "end": 1530.34, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 1530.34, "end": 1537.82, "text": " Chad, do y'all think I'm a professional word player?"}, {"start": 1537.82, "end": 1542.62, "text": " Type one if you agree."}, {"start": 1542.62, "end": 1547.74, "text": " And if you don't agree, guess what?"}, {"start": 1547.74, "end": 1551.74, "text": " We got problems."}, {"start": 1551.74, "end": 1557.74, "text": " Hey, we got problems."}, {"start": 1557.74, "end": 1564.3, "text": " What was I about to say?"}, {"start": 1564.98, "end": 1566.98, "text": " Yo 1500 bits from"}, {"start": 1568.58, "end": 1573.4199999999998, "text": " And I think case I just bought bits for the first time it took me 10 minutes to figure out how to send these"}, {"start": 1574.58, "end": 1578.32, "text": " Today's my birthday. Can you say how to me? My name is yong zee"}, {"start": 1579.24, "end": 1585.56, "text": " Good luck pronouncing that you'll happy birthday yong zee. I hope I said that right no joke. Happy birthday yong zee. Thank you"}, {"start": 1587.58, "end": 1589.58, "text": " Hey case"}, {"start": 1589.58, "end": 1596.58, "text": " Are we getting merch from Halloween? Also, you should check out Mafia on Roblox. It's like actual Mafia and Among Us with daytime discussions"}, {"start": 1596.58, "end": 1599.9399999999998, "text": " I bet. Uh, yeah, there's gonna be some more Halloween merch"}, {"start": 1609.78, "end": 1614.6799999999998, "text": " Yeah, there's gonna be chat y'all that black kitty shirt that I had on when I cooked that hash brown bowl"}, {"start": 1619.58, "end": 1626.58, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 1626.58, "end": 1630.58, "text": " That one's going to be for sale."}, {"start": 1630.58, "end": 1633.58, "text": " No joke, that one's going to be for sale."}, {"start": 1633.58, "end": 1636.58, "text": " Let's see what kind of slop we can find today on the blocks,"}, {"start": 1636.58, "end": 1637.58, "text": " buddy."}, {"start": 1637.58, "end": 1641.58, "text": " Let's see what kind of slop we can find on the block."}, {"start": 1641.58, "end": 1644.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1644.58, "end": 1648.58, "text": " What kind of slop is on the block today, buddy?"}, {"start": 1648.58, "end": 1652.1799999999998, "text": " Slop on the block. Thresh brisket on the..."}, {"start": 1652.1799999999998, "end": 1653.1799999999998, "text": " Buh!"}, {"start": 1658.5, "end": 1660.98, "text": " Thresh brisket on the bar!"}, {"start": 1665.06, "end": 1666.02, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 1671.9399999999998, "end": 1673.78, "text": " Do you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 1678.58, "end": 1688.72, "text": " I'm not playing spin-off in boy"}, {"start": 1688.72, "end": 1698.26, "text": " chat I'm not playing spin-off in boy that games a skin"}, {"start": 1698.26, "end": 1699.26, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 1699.26, "end": 1700.26, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 1700.26, "end": 1701.26, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 1701.26, "end": 1702.26, "text": " Chris Ratfield."}, {"start": 1702.26, "end": 1703.26, "text": " Text me."}, {"start": 1703.26, "end": 1704.26, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 1704.26, "end": 1705.26, "text": " Important business names."}, {"start": 1705.26, "end": 1706.26, "text": " Should I do the mafia thing?"}, {"start": 1706.26, "end": 1707.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1707.26, "end": 1708.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1708.26, "end": 1709.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1709.26, "end": 1710.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1710.26, "end": 1711.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1711.26, "end": 1712.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1712.26, "end": 1713.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1713.26, "end": 1714.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1714.26, "end": 1715.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1715.26, "end": 1716.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1716.26, "end": 1717.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1717.26, "end": 1718.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1718.26, "end": 1719.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1719.26, "end": 1720.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1720.26, "end": 1721.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1721.26, "end": 1722.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1722.26, "end": 1723.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1723.26, "end": 1724.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1724.26, "end": 1725.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1725.26, "end": 1727.26, "text": " Mafia thing?"}, {"start": 1738.94, "end": 1740.94, "text": " Call me PeePit"}, {"start": 1744.14, "end": 1747.42, "text": " No, I can't play Mafia Jack because I'm against Streams Knight"}, {"start": 1755.26, "end": 1767.26, "text": " Brutal."}, {"start": 1767.26, "end": 1776.26, "text": " Hoda."}, {"start": 1806.26, "end": 1816.26, "text": " What do I do with it?"}, {"start": 1816.26, "end": 1823.98, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 1823.98, "end": 1835.26, "text": " This is like that Grow Your Garden game, isn't it?"}, {"start": 1835.26, "end": 1850.3, "text": " way you're actually playing it. Bro, they wouldn't stop asking me to play it. How do I get more money?"}, {"start": 1861.26, "end": 1862.7, "text": " Yeah, I've seen that one all two weeks."}, {"start": 1865.26, "end": 1867.26, "text": " I'm actually about to start perm a bit."}, {"start": 1867.26, "end": 1868.78, "text": " I keep saying play the mimic."}, {"start": 1868.78, "end": 1870.26, "text": " I'm not even joking about start perm."}, {"start": 1870.26, "end": 1873.22, "text": " I've been telling y'all for two straight years"}, {"start": 1873.22, "end": 1874.82, "text": " I'm not playing that game again."}, {"start": 1878.18, "end": 1879.54, "text": " Add more thin boys."}, {"start": 1879.54, "end": 1880.3799999999999, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1880.3799999999999, "end": 1881.22, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1881.22, "end": 1882.06, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1882.06, "end": 1882.9, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1882.9, "end": 1883.72, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1883.72, "end": 1884.54, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1884.54, "end": 1885.3799999999999, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1885.3799999999999, "end": 1886.22, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1886.22, "end": 1887.04, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1887.04, "end": 1887.8799999999999, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1887.8799999999999, "end": 1888.72, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1888.72, "end": 1889.54, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1889.54, "end": 1890.3799999999999, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1890.3799999999999, "end": 1891.22, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1891.22, "end": 1892.06, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1892.06, "end": 1892.8799999999999, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1892.8799999999999, "end": 1893.72, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1893.72, "end": 1894.56, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 1894.56, "end": 1896.56, "text": " No, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 1897.56, "end": 1899.56, "text": " Where's my house at?"}, {"start": 1904.56, "end": 1906.56, "text": " Where's my house?"}, {"start": 1911.56, "end": 1913.56, "text": " Do I spin again?"}, {"start": 1924.56, "end": 1931.56, "text": " Oh, was that good?"}, {"start": 1931.56, "end": 1940.56, "text": " Man, that's not even rare!"}, {"start": 1940.56, "end": 1965.56, "text": " Why are you playing this? What do you mean why am I playing this?"}, {"start": 1965.56, "end": 1972.56, "text": " Hold on, I'm about to get a Super Dice!"}, {"start": 1972.56, "end": 1975.56, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 1975.56, "end": 1978.56, "text": " Not 2.5, 2.5."}, {"start": 1978.56, "end": 1985.56, "text": " There we go!"}, {"start": 1985.56, "end": 1995.56, "text": " Give me a rare one, dude."}, {"start": 1995.56, "end": 2011.04, "text": " I don't want the hoodie one."}, {"start": 2011.04, "end": 2018.04, "text": " Man, this game sucks."}, {"start": 2018.04, "end": 2023.04, "text": " You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 2023.04, "end": 2028.04, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 2028.04, "end": 2034.04, "text": " What are these odds?"}, {"start": 2034.04, "end": 2040.04, "text": " Actually, what are these odds?"}, {"start": 2040.04, "end": 2065.7599999999998, "text": " I'm just gonna get two of the silver ones hold up"}, {"start": 2065.76, "end": 2076.8, "text": " Yes, watch this."}, {"start": 2076.8, "end": 2078.6400000000003, "text": " They should add queso to the game."}, {"start": 2078.6400000000003, "end": 2079.6400000000003, "text": " I'm not a fanboy."}, {"start": 2079.6400000000003, "end": 2080.6400000000003, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 2080.6400000000003, "end": 2082.6400000000003, "text": " If I'm getting out of here, I'm out of here."}, {"start": 2082.6400000000003, "end": 2083.6400000000003, "text": " Coco with the fire."}, {"start": 2083.6400000000003, "end": 2084.6400000000003, "text": " Yo, I'm out of here."}, {"start": 2084.6400000000003, "end": 2085.6400000000003, "text": " I'm out of here."}, {"start": 2085.64, "end": 2090.64, "text": " Here we go, if I'm getting out of here, I'm out of here."}, {"start": 2090.64, "end": 2093.64, "text": " Cocoa with the fire!"}, {"start": 2093.64, "end": 2097.64, "text": " Yo, this is actually, this is so..."}, {"start": 2105.64, "end": 2108.64, "text": " Don't give me that graffiti gun!"}, {"start": 2115.64, "end": 2126.8399999999997, "text": " That's a scam right there."}, {"start": 2126.8399999999997, "end": 2142.92, "text": " Matter of fact, cough dropped just because of that."}, {"start": 2142.92, "end": 2144.92, "text": " Another abbey?"}, {"start": 2144.92, "end": 2146.92, "text": " Another abbey?"}, {"start": 2160.92, "end": 2162.92, "text": " What abbey?"}, {"start": 2172.92, "end": 2177.92, "text": " Should I just look up Obby on here? Just straight up type in Obby."}, {"start": 2179.42, "end": 2180.42, "text": " Kobe."}, {"start": 2190.42, "end": 2192.42, "text": " Just straight up Obby."}, {"start": 2192.42, "end": 2204.82, "text": " You're a moochie with the five."}, {"start": 2204.82, "end": 2205.82, "text": " Fleet of facility."}, {"start": 2205.82, "end": 2210.3, "text": " How about our fleeties, fleeties butt cheeks on your front door, buddy?"}, {"start": 2210.3, "end": 2216.14, "text": " I ain't playing fleet of facility."}, {"start": 2216.14, "end": 2218.34, "text": " Got me messed up."}, {"start": 2218.34, "end": 2223.34, "text": " I'm just like you're looking for some slop."}, {"start": 2223.34, "end": 2226.34, "text": " What is on the hot for some swap?"}, {"start": 2236.34, "end": 2238.34, "text": " I'm on the hot for some swap here."}, {"start": 2244.34, "end": 2245.34, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2248.34, "end": 2250.34, "text": " Oh, what is this?"}, {"start": 2256.34, "end": 2258.34, "text": " Oh, what is this?"}, {"start": 2262.7400000000002, "end": 2264.7400000000002, "text": " Is this swap?"}, {"start": 2274.58, "end": 2276.58, "text": " That is not me"}, {"start": 2276.58, "end": 2293.58, "text": " Okay, uh-huh, okay, wait, it's just a straight clock."}, {"start": 2306.58, "end": 2316.58, "text": " Dude, dude, what?"}, {"start": 2316.58, "end": 2321.94, "text": " Hold on, chat, we're sloppin' it up here."}, {"start": 2321.94, "end": 2326.46, "text": " Hold on, chat, we're sloppin' it up here."}, {"start": 2326.46, "end": 2327.46, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2327.46, "end": 2331.2999999999997, "text": " Oh, wait a minute."}, {"start": 2331.2999999999997, "end": 2334.7, "text": " Wait, actually, wait a minute here."}, {"start": 2334.7000000000003, "end": 2344.0000000000005, "text": " hold up this way is this like to straight up storage wars"}, {"start": 2344.0, "end": 2351.0, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 2351.0, "end": 2356.0, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 2356.0, "end": 2365.0, "text": " It's storage wars?"}, {"start": 2365.0, "end": 2385.68, "text": " Yo, so is it randomly generated like things you bid on?"}, {"start": 2385.68, "end": 2388.52, "text": " Yo, Tam, what the TNW, Tam, what the TN?"}, {"start": 2388.52, "end": 2392.36, "text": " Okay, so my wife get a shout out her name's Lex, and she's been a fan since the beginning,"}, {"start": 2392.36, "end": 2394.26, "text": " I've been together six years."}, {"start": 2394.26, "end": 2395.48, "text": " Meant to do a message with subs,"}, {"start": 2395.48, "end": 2397.08, "text": " but I didn't know how yo, shout out Lex."}, {"start": 2397.08, "end": 2398.08, "text": " Chad, shout out Lex."}, {"start": 2398.08, "end": 2399.4, "text": " Appreciate that."}, {"start": 2399.4, "end": 2400.96, "text": " WLX for real."}, {"start": 2400.96, "end": 2402.6400000000003, "text": " Yo, Wad with the five."}, {"start": 2402.6400000000003, "end": 2403.48, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2405.8, "end": 2407.08, "text": " Hey, KC Triple N Roblox,"}, {"start": 2407.08, "end": 2410.04, "text": " I think you should check out Tower Defense Simulator."}, {"start": 2410.04, "end": 2412.1600000000003, "text": " Okay, Bet, thank you."}, {"start": 2412.1600000000003, "end": 2416.0, "text": " Why does musical Roblox so loud, I believe?"}, {"start": 2416.0, "end": 2418.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2435.54, "end": 2437.78, "text": " Yo, really are late W late, thank you"}, {"start": 2446.0, "end": 2448.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2459.0, "end": 2468.52, "text": " Yo, I have the inadvertent Cassie and haven't checked out Cassie and haven't had the anniversary. Happy birthday. Happy anniversary Cassie and haven't I'm pretty sure that's others. Thank you"}, {"start": 2471.24, "end": 2474.12, "text": " This give it like red dead red dead two vibes"}, {"start": 2476.0, "end": 2492.4, "text": " Go to a garage to start an auction."}, {"start": 2492.4, "end": 2495.4, "text": " I don't even know how we play this."}, {"start": 2495.4, "end": 2496.4, "text": " K-So."}, {"start": 2496.4, "end": 2497.4, "text": " I just got here."}, {"start": 2497.4, "end": 2507.4, "text": " $20 on this"}, {"start": 2507.4, "end": 2512.4, "text": " I got $18 on it"}, {"start": 2512.4, "end": 2515.4, "text": " $20"}, {"start": 2515.4, "end": 2519.4, "text": " $20"}, {"start": 2519.4, "end": 2525.4, "text": " Did I win?"}, {"start": 2525.4, "end": 2527.4, "text": " He just blew up the birthday!"}, {"start": 2530.52, "end": 2533.1600000000003, "text": " I'm on a bad dog, my bad. I had to talk a bit earlier, my bad."}, {"start": 2534.48, "end": 2536.88, "text": " Did I win? What did I get out of here? Pick up your items."}, {"start": 2539.88, "end": 2543.2400000000002, "text": " I got a bucket for $3."}, {"start": 2543.2400000000002, "end": 2544.92, "text": " I just got s-"}, {"start": 2544.92, "end": 2546.92, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2553.64, "end": 2559.46, "text": " I get everything out of here three dollars 46 cents chat we are still not in the profit we are"}, {"start": 2561.2400000000002, "end": 2563.48, "text": " Oh a clock five dollars"}, {"start": 2564.6800000000003, "end": 2569.56, "text": " How much did I pay for this I paid $30 for this worth $12 you got me messed up GG"}, {"start": 2571.36, "end": 2573.36, "text": " Three dollars for this"}, {"start": 2574.92, "end": 2576.92, "text": " I'm not going to be the prophet."}, {"start": 2584.4, "end": 2587.6, "text": " I'm not going to get a job and get any, Bubba!"}, {"start": 2590.44, "end": 2592.44, "text": " I did no job!"}, {"start": 2596.08, "end": 2598.08, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 2598.08, "end": 2605.08, "text": " I'm out of here."}, {"start": 2605.08, "end": 2610.08, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 2610.08, "end": 2616.08, "text": " I'm in the car."}, {"start": 2616.08, "end": 2622.08, "text": " This is Roblox."}, {"start": 2622.08, "end": 2633.08, "text": " This is Roblox. This is why we Roblox."}, {"start": 2633.08, "end": 2647.08, "text": " Unload everything in your... Do I get instantly paid for this or what?"}, {"start": 2647.08, "end": 2649.68, "text": " Or do people actually have to come by this?"}, {"start": 2649.68, "end": 2650.7999999999997, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 2653.56, "end": 2658.56, "text": " Let's put the TV right here, front and center."}, {"start": 2659.64, "end": 2664.64, "text": " Let's put the lamp here, the clock here,"}, {"start": 2666.2799999999997, "end": 2667.96, "text": " and then the wooden mug."}, {"start": 2667.96, "end": 2669.92, "text": " Somebody come by these real quick."}, {"start": 2673.92, "end": 2675.64, "text": " Oh, I'm gonna take an extra for that?"}, {"start": 2675.64, "end": 2677.64, "text": " Thank you, thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 2678.64, "end": 2681.64, "text": " How much do you want for that $53? It's only worth 40, okay."}, {"start": 2686.64, "end": 2687.64, "text": " Appreciate it."}, {"start": 2688.64, "end": 2690.64, "text": " Appreciate it? What is going on?"}, {"start": 2692.64, "end": 2697.64, "text": " Yeah, why are they giving- uh-uh, you gonna try to scam me? You got me messed up."}, {"start": 2699.64, "end": 2701.64, "text": " Okay, I'll take that. Yeah, I'll take that."}, {"start": 2702.64, "end": 2704.64, "text": " Thank you, have a good one."}, {"start": 2705.64, "end": 2712.64, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 2726.64, "end": 2729.64, "text": " This is my store by the way. You can't come in here."}, {"start": 2729.64, "end": 2746.68, "text": " three bits what this is another climbing game that looks pretty decent and a"}, {"start": 2746.68, "end": 2750.68, "text": " Oh, that's a mango recommendation."}, {"start": 2750.68, "end": 2754.68, "text": " Hey, case, my name is Luna."}, {"start": 2754.68, "end": 2758.68, "text": " A couple weeks ago, I told you my boyfriend broke up with me during stream."}, {"start": 2758.68, "end": 2762.68, "text": " I wanted to come to say your stream is helping me a lot. I feel better. I started nursing school."}, {"start": 2762.68, "end": 2766.68, "text": " And got out a lot more with my friends. Thank you for helping me during tough times."}, {"start": 2766.68, "end": 2770.68, "text": " Well, I'm glad to hear that staff for me."}, {"start": 2770.68, "end": 2771.68, "text": " Uh, staff for me."}, {"start": 2779.04, "end": 2782.68, "text": " Yeah, I'm happy to hear that. Uh, staff for me. Thank you so much. Um,"}, {"start": 2784.3599999999997, "end": 2787.3999999999996, "text": " yo, Secuna, sweaty thong with a thousand bits."}, {"start": 2792.96, "end": 2796.48, "text": " Hi case is my first time sending this and I saved up for it was my 22nd"}, {"start": 2796.48, "end": 2798.9199999999996, "text": " birthday a few days ago. Want to say thank you. We're gonna place a"}, {"start": 2798.92, "end": 2802.92, "text": " for the laughter for tough times of loss and success."}, {"start": 2802.92, "end": 2804.04, "text": " I've been following for a while."}, {"start": 2804.04, "end": 2805.36, "text": " I lost the characters in your videos."}, {"start": 2805.36, "end": 2806.2000000000003, "text": " It helped me so much."}, {"start": 2806.2000000000003, "end": 2808.8, "text": " Thanks for what you do for any accompanying space, y'all."}, {"start": 2808.8, "end": 2809.64, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 2809.64, "end": 2811.84, "text": " Secuna, sweaty thong, happy birthday as well."}, {"start": 2811.84, "end": 2814.08, "text": " Chack Hill, Secuna, sweaty thong, happy birthday."}, {"start": 2814.08, "end": 2815.44, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2815.44, "end": 2816.6, "text": " Appreciate you as well."}, {"start": 2816.6, "end": 2820.8, "text": " Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Sardine."}, {"start": 2821.8, "end": 2822.96, "text": " Happy birthday, Brittany."}, {"start": 2822.96, "end": 2823.8, "text": " Chack Hill, Brittany."}, {"start": 2823.8, "end": 2825.4, "text": " Have a happy birthday, Brittany."}, {"start": 2826.36, "end": 2827.2000000000003, "text": " Okay, Beckham."}, {"start": 2827.2000000000003, "end": 2828.04, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2828.04, "end": 2830.36, "text": " There's one that and a perna"}, {"start": 2836.84, "end": 2838.84, "text": " We look up and a person"}, {"start": 2850.2799999999997, "end": 2852.2799999999997, "text": " Survived amount"}, {"start": 2888.04, "end": 2895.04, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 2895.04, "end": 2904.04, "text": " Survive a variance."}, {"start": 2904.04, "end": 2912.04, "text": " There's a there's a small."}, {"start": 2912.04, "end": 2915.04, "text": " John mayhem."}, {"start": 2915.04, "end": 2927.64, "text": " minute may have where every minute something random happens. My mom recommended this one."}, {"start": 2927.64, "end": 2932.4, "text": " There's quite a few things in this game that you need to know to be well-versed. Well-versed,"}, {"start": 2932.4, "end": 2944.48, "text": " hey. There's quite a few things in this game that you need to know to be well-versed."}, {"start": 2944.48, "end": 2946.88, "text": " Do you have what it takes to overcome the mayhem?"}, {"start": 2948.08, "end": 2948.58, "text": " Me?"}, {"start": 2954.48, "end": 2956.48, "text": " Okay, I can't keep doing this voice."}, {"start": 2957.48, "end": 2960.48, "text": " Before we get into the basics of the game, let's talk controls."}, {"start": 2961.48, "end": 2961.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2962.88, "end": 2966.48, "text": " Control to lock your mouse, shift to sprint, and cue to dash."}, {"start": 2966.48, "end": 2968.48, "text": " Cue to dash!"}, {"start": 2968.48, "end": 2982.48, "text": " Like I said before, events happen every minute."}, {"start": 2982.48, "end": 2991.2, "text": " Of course, this can change depending on what items you're used, like dice and hourglasses."}, {"start": 2991.2, "end": 2995.32, "text": " You gain a survival with each event successfully completed, as well as a good amount of coins"}, {"start": 2995.32, "end": 3003.6800000000003, "text": " next page. You can unlock new events, emotes, and game modes as you level up, and with coins"}, {"start": 3003.6800000000003, "end": 3012.1600000000003, "text": " you can purchase new items, weapons, and emotes inside the shop. There are many different"}, {"start": 3012.1600000000003, "end": 3018.56, "text": " types of events that can occur. Passive, dangerous, teleporting, you name it. Let's go through"}, {"start": 3018.56, "end": 3025.92, "text": " one together shall we okay so much on the skin huh dodge the raining tacos"}, {"start": 3025.92, "end": 3029.32, "text": " hey hold up I don't want to dodge"}, {"start": 3029.32, "end": 3039.32, "text": " Oh, this is easy!"}, {"start": 3039.32, "end": 3044.32, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 3044.32, "end": 3046.32, "text": " I'm hit."}, {"start": 3046.32, "end": 3047.32, "text": " I'm hit."}, {"start": 3047.32, "end": 3048.32, "text": " I'm hit."}, {"start": 3048.32, "end": 3065.36, "text": " And of course at the end of the event you gain a survival, some XP and coins as well."}, {"start": 3065.36, "end": 3067.8, "text": " Now what can you do with said coins?"}, {"start": 3067.8, "end": 3071.84, "text": " I don't know, you tell me John Mayhem."}, {"start": 3071.84, "end": 3077.56, "text": " Look at your top bar and click on the shopping cart icon."}, {"start": 3077.56, "end": 3081.56, "text": " Death Order Simon says you can play it with Emotes."}, {"start": 3081.56, "end": 3082.56, "text": " Death Order?"}, {"start": 3088.56, "end": 3092.56, "text": " Okay, cool. Unfortunately, you won't be able to buy..."}, {"start": 3092.56, "end": 3093.56, "text": " I'll do that after this."}, {"start": 3093.56, "end": 3095.56, "text": " ...because your Hella broke. But that's okay."}, {"start": 3095.56, "end": 3096.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3096.56, "end": 3102.56, "text": " There's a category for weapons, emotes, items, titles, and a bag icon that brings you to your inventory."}, {"start": 3102.56, "end": 3105.56, "text": " There in your inventory, you can equip different thingamajigs."}, {"start": 3105.56, "end": 3106.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3106.56, "end": 3112.92, "text": " pretty cool huh yeah thank you time I am now on to something that I really like"}, {"start": 3112.92, "end": 3117.56, "text": " bosses bosses in order to fight a boss you must summon a portal to get there"}, {"start": 3117.56, "end": 3121.88, "text": " via an altar you place three of the same item on the altar and it summons a portal"}, {"start": 3121.88, "end": 3131.32, "text": " leading to a boss corresponding to that item in other words GG"}, {"start": 3131.32, "end": 3136.42, "text": " So, I got a free item."}, {"start": 3136.42, "end": 3142.44, "text": " So, this is my first time to get a free item."}, {"start": 3142.44, "end": 3145.44, "text": " I got a free item."}, {"start": 3145.44, "end": 3146.44, "text": " So, I got a free item."}, {"start": 3146.44, "end": 3147.44, "text": " Go to the shop."}, {"start": 3147.44, "end": 3148.44, "text": " You can only get the item tab, the Apple icon, and buy the Altar of Eye."}, {"start": 3148.44, "end": 3149.44, "text": " Then when you're done, use the item."}, {"start": 3149.44, "end": 3150.44, "text": " You can only get me 20 coins?"}, {"start": 3150.44, "end": 3151.44, "text": " You can spare me no more than that."}, {"start": 3151.44, "end": 3157.6200000000003, "text": " I got it!"}, {"start": 3157.62, "end": 3174.1, "text": " Now, not every item can be placed on the altar, but certain ones can."}, {"start": 3174.1, "end": 3181.7, "text": " For example, dice, cheese, fish, and glitched apples can be used as well."}, {"start": 3181.7, "end": 3185.7799999999997, "text": " I would summon a boss, but I know what kind of person you are."}, {"start": 3185.7799999999997, "end": 3187.42, "text": " What is that supposed to be?"}, {"start": 3187.42, "end": 3191.04, "text": " Anyways, let's see."}, {"start": 3191.04, "end": 3196.38, "text": " You got some more options to choose from on the top bar."}, {"start": 3196.38, "end": 3202.82, "text": " So basically the loop is like, survive events and fight bosses, earn rewards."}, {"start": 3202.82, "end": 3204.9, "text": " So yeah, have fun playing the game."}, {"start": 3204.9, "end": 3206.9, "text": " And also, nice wabi-sabi."}, {"start": 3206.9, "end": 3207.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3237.9, "end": 3249.9, "text": " Wow. I'm looking kind of goofy. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 3249.9, "end": 3259.9, "text": " Who is Oh? Oh, what's up, Case?"}, {"start": 3259.9, "end": 3264.9, "text": " How does Harvard get in here every time?"}, {"start": 3266.9, "end": 3269.9, "text": " What's the first thing gonna be?"}, {"start": 3269.9, "end": 3270.9, "text": " I'm locked in."}, {"start": 3272.9, "end": 3275.9, "text": " Who the music of Bob though, Chad? Listen."}, {"start": 3276.9, "end": 3280.9, "text": " Who that's of Bob? I'm gonna turn that music off."}, {"start": 3280.9, "end": 3282.9, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 3282.9, "end": 3289.9, "text": " Well, hmm, it's my first time."}, {"start": 3289.9, "end": 3292.9, "text": " Oh yeah, speech shock where they're right here."}, {"start": 3292.9, "end": 3293.9, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 3293.9, "end": 3294.9, "text": " Please don't."}, {"start": 3294.9, "end": 3301.9, "text": " You are not Chris Wadfield!"}, {"start": 3301.9, "end": 3306.9, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 3306.9, "end": 3308.9, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 3308.9, "end": 3310.9, "text": " Oh, is that an Abbey?"}, {"start": 3310.9, "end": 3313.9, "text": " So let it out, love a love"}, {"start": 3313.9, "end": 3315.9, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3315.9, "end": 3317.9, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3317.9, "end": 3320.9, "text": " So strong for you"}, {"start": 3320.9, "end": 3322.9, "text": " Oh my"}, {"start": 3322.9, "end": 3324.9, "text": " What does the event start?"}, {"start": 3324.9, "end": 3326.9, "text": " No idea"}, {"start": 3326.9, "end": 3329.9, "text": " I want to ask him about, uh..."}, {"start": 3329.9, "end": 3331.9, "text": " I want to ask him about"}, {"start": 3331.9, "end": 3340.42, "text": " Okay, so what do you think of my shirt that's tough. I'm not gonna lie that's tough"}, {"start": 3342.82, "end": 3344.82, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 3344.9, "end": 3346.9, "text": " Yeah, what is the event start? Oh"}, {"start": 3354.26, "end": 3356.26, "text": " I got a chocolate"}, {"start": 3361.9, "end": 3365.9, "text": " Is there a thing that's gonna happen this time?"}, {"start": 3372.9, "end": 3374.9, "text": " Is there a thing that's gonna happen?"}, {"start": 3376.9, "end": 3378.9, "text": " It's an apple. I got an apple."}, {"start": 3381.9, "end": 3384.9, "text": " It's a apple. I got an apple."}, {"start": 3388.9, "end": 3390.9, "text": " Nine seconds!"}, {"start": 3391.9, "end": 3398.9, "text": " What's the event?"}, {"start": 3398.9, "end": 3400.9, "text": " Escape them."}, {"start": 3400.9, "end": 3402.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3402.9, "end": 3407.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3407.9, "end": 3411.9, "text": " What are the odds of..."}, {"start": 3411.9, "end": 3416.9, "text": " I hear something."}, {"start": 3416.9, "end": 3423.9, "text": " I lost my freaking apple."}, {"start": 3423.9, "end": 3428.9, "text": " That was great."}, {"start": 3428.9, "end": 3433.9, "text": " That was?"}, {"start": 3433.9, "end": 3438.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3438.9, "end": 3445.9, "text": " That was great."}, {"start": 3445.9, "end": 3452.9, "text": " Who hit that noise, Emo, when they died?"}, {"start": 3452.9, "end": 3457.9, "text": " I like my apple, I think it looks cool."}, {"start": 3457.9, "end": 3461.9, "text": " Throw blocks off!"}, {"start": 3461.9, "end": 3466.9, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 3466.9, "end": 3468.9, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 3468.9, "end": 3470.9, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3470.9, "end": 3472.9, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3472.9, "end": 3474.9, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3474.9, "end": 3476.9, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3476.9, "end": 3478.9, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3478.9, "end": 3480.9, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3480.9, "end": 3482.9, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3482.9, "end": 3484.9, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3484.9, "end": 3486.9, "text": " Everybody get stamped up!"}, {"start": 3486.9, "end": 3488.9, "text": " Not me!"}, {"start": 3488.9, "end": 3490.9, "text": " I'm standing on a roof!"}, {"start": 3490.9, "end": 3492.9, "text": " Got a P!"}, {"start": 3492.9, "end": 3494.9, "text": " I'm not gonna stand up today."}, {"start": 3494.9, "end": 3509.9, "text": " That was easy, I'm doing an army."}, {"start": 3509.9, "end": 3520.9, "text": " Ha ha ha, it didn't be me."}, {"start": 3520.9, "end": 3527.9, "text": " Oh, what the?"}, {"start": 3527.9, "end": 3531.9, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 3531.9, "end": 3533.9, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 3533.9, "end": 3536.9, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 3536.9, "end": 3539.9, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 3539.9, "end": 3542.9, "text": " Huh. Too easy."}, {"start": 3542.9, "end": 3546.9, "text": " You got this game in his house!"}, {"start": 3546.9, "end": 3548.9, "text": " Go away!"}, {"start": 3552.4, "end": 3553.4, "text": " Oh, they're so pretty!"}, {"start": 3564.9, "end": 3565.9, "text": " Go away!"}, {"start": 3569.4, "end": 3570.9, "text": " Bye bye!"}, {"start": 3572.4, "end": 3574.4, "text": " What are we doing in here?"}, {"start": 3576.9, "end": 3578.9, "text": " Survive the staff, son!"}, {"start": 3606.9, "end": 3608.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3624.34, "end": 3627.06, "text": " Who just landed the middle of the game"}, {"start": 3636.9, "end": 3638.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3642.3, "end": 3645.46, "text": " Got a new hat you like my new hat look I was sitting on my head"}, {"start": 3645.46, "end": 3647.46, "text": " Harbors got a sick head"}, {"start": 3647.46, "end": 3648.46, "text": " Look, I have a new hat"}, {"start": 3657.46, "end": 3658.46, "text": " Apple"}, {"start": 3660.46, "end": 3662.46, "text": " Bro, there's no apples in this map, bro"}, {"start": 3663.46, "end": 3664.46, "text": " I know"}, {"start": 3675.46, "end": 3687.46, "text": " What is going on girl?"}, {"start": 3687.46, "end": 3688.46, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 3688.46, "end": 3690.46, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3690.46, "end": 3692.46, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3692.46, "end": 3694.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3694.46, "end": 3696.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3696.46, "end": 3698.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3698.46, "end": 3700.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3700.46, "end": 3702.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3702.46, "end": 3704.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3704.46, "end": 3706.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3706.46, "end": 3708.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3708.46, "end": 3710.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3710.46, "end": 3712.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3712.46, "end": 3714.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3714.46, "end": 3716.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3776.46, "end": 3779.96, "text": " You got this."}, {"start": 3806.46, "end": 3808.52, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3836.46, "end": 3838.52, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3866.46, "end": 3868.52, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3896.46, "end": 3898.52, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3926.46, "end": 3928.52, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3956.46, "end": 3966.46, "text": " We're mentally unwell."}, {"start": 3966.46, "end": 3976.46, "text": " Thanks for letting me know."}, {"start": 3976.46, "end": 3988.18, "text": " I'm finding that must have hurt"}, {"start": 3988.1800000000003, "end": 3998.86, "text": " That must have hurt."}, {"start": 3998.86, "end": 4009.86, "text": " What was that Simon says game chat?"}, {"start": 4009.86, "end": 4031.86, "text": " Death Order."}, {"start": 4031.86, "end": 4038.86, "text": " This peak?"}, {"start": 4038.86, "end": 4051.86, "text": " Should I talk about this one?"}, {"start": 4051.86, "end": 4076.6600000000003, "text": " So, what y'all are saying is, now can I be Simon?"}, {"start": 4076.6600000000003, "end": 4079.6600000000003, "text": " I can't be Simon."}, {"start": 4079.6600000000003, "end": 4084.6600000000003, "text": " Why can't I be something?"}, {"start": 4084.6600000000003, "end": 4089.6600000000003, "text": " Yeah, I'm about to take my drawers off."}, {"start": 4089.6600000000003, "end": 4094.6600000000003, "text": " It's fun?"}, {"start": 4094.6600000000003, "end": 4099.66, "text": " Let me give it a go."}, {"start": 4099.66, "end": 4104.66, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 4104.66, "end": 4105.5, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 4111.34, "end": 4112.88, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 4112.88, "end": 4115.18, "text": " Ooh, it's giving, it's giving, it's giving,"}, {"start": 4115.18, "end": 4117.48, "text": " it's giving Squid games a little bit."}, {"start": 4119.82, "end": 4124.82, "text": " Every enemy perceives three lives, spent wisely."}, {"start": 4134.66, "end": 4136.66, "text": " Reload."}, {"start": 4136.66, "end": 4141.66, "text": " It's true. The power killer is in."}, {"start": 4141.66, "end": 4142.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4155.66, "end": 4159.66, "text": " 36 of you have entered. Only one will leave."}, {"start": 4159.66, "end": 4160.66, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 4160.66, "end": 4166.46, "text": " Obey every command, disobey, and die."}, {"start": 4166.46, "end": 4167.46, "text": " Yes, sir!"}, {"start": 4167.46, "end": 4169.46, "text": " Follow me, Simon. Follow me, Zachary."}, {"start": 4169.46, "end": 4170.46, "text": " Yes, sir!"}, {"start": 4170.46, "end": 4172.46, "text": " When I do say, Simon."}, {"start": 4172.46, "end": 4174.46, "text": " Yes, sir!"}, {"start": 4174.46, "end": 4176.46, "text": " The first round begins now."}, {"start": 4176.46, "end": 4178.46, "text": " Hey, Simon!"}, {"start": 4180.46, "end": 4181.46, "text": " Hey, Simon!"}, {"start": 4181.46, "end": 4183.46, "text": " Simon has given a play to the night."}, {"start": 4183.46, "end": 4185.46, "text": " Hey, Simon!"}, {"start": 4185.46, "end": 4187.46, "text": " Hey, Simon!"}, {"start": 4187.46, "end": 4189.46, "text": " Let's do this!"}, {"start": 4193.46, "end": 4194.46, "text": " Oh, be careful."}, {"start": 4198.46, "end": 4199.46, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 4205.46, "end": 4206.46, "text": " What, idiot?"}, {"start": 4208.46, "end": 4210.46, "text": " Well, that made no way point."}, {"start": 4247.46, "end": 4249.46, "text": " has given the player a guard."}, {"start": 4256.46, "end": 4258.46, "text": " Simon has released a kill."}, {"start": 4277.46, "end": 4279.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4288.9, "end": 4290.9, "text": " Don't know"}, {"start": 4291.78, "end": 4293.78, "text": " Simon says"}, {"start": 4296.58, "end": 4298.74, "text": " Wait, where's my cell that would hurt with my light"}, {"start": 4300.9800000000005, "end": 4302.9800000000005, "text": " It's on closing"}, {"start": 4302.9800000000005, "end": 4304.9800000000005, "text": " Get away from me!"}, {"start": 4304.9800000000005, "end": 4306.9800000000005, "text": " My life!"}, {"start": 4306.9800000000005, "end": 4308.9800000000005, "text": " I won this!"}, {"start": 4312.9800000000005, "end": 4314.9800000000005, "text": " You better get away from me!"}, {"start": 4314.9800000000005, "end": 4316.9800000000005, "text": " Fuck, I'm fucked!"}, {"start": 4316.9800000000005, "end": 4318.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, so I don't know if you can hear me."}, {"start": 4318.9800000000005, "end": 4320.9800000000005, "text": " I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do!"}, {"start": 4320.9800000000005, "end": 4322.9800000000005, "text": " Wait, what am I doing?"}, {"start": 4322.9800000000005, "end": 4324.9800000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4324.9800000000005, "end": 4326.9800000000005, "text": " A player has chosen the next event."}, {"start": 4326.9800000000005, "end": 4328.9800000000005, "text": " Hey, I'm saying it myself!"}, {"start": 4328.9800000000005, "end": 4330.9800000000005, "text": " I'm just getting in here!"}, {"start": 4332.9800000000005, "end": 4336.700000000001, "text": " Just hug it out like supplies people. Let's violence is in the answer"}, {"start": 4362.9800000000005, "end": 4364.9800000000005, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 4393.9800000000005, "end": 4395.9800000000005, "text": " Stand on the tables"}, {"start": 4411.9800000000005, "end": 4414.9800000000005, "text": " A player has chosen the next event"}, {"start": 4414.9800000000005, "end": 4417.9800000000005, "text": " Simon says go to the cafeteria"}, {"start": 4422.9800000000005, "end": 4424.9800000000005, "text": " Oh my goodness, who was that?"}, {"start": 4433.860000000001, "end": 4439.22, "text": " A player is closing the next event. Simon says get on the first floor."}, {"start": 4443.3, "end": 4445.46, "text": " That's not the first floor, that's a basement!"}, {"start": 4445.46, "end": 4452.46, "text": " How many they put in here there's only 25 left."}, {"start": 4452.46, "end": 4457.46, "text": " Get off the first floor."}, {"start": 4457.46, "end": 4473.46, "text": " A player has chosen the next event."}, {"start": 4473.46, "end": 4476.46, "text": " Simon is selecting the Seeker."}, {"start": 4478.46, "end": 4482.46, "text": " Simon has chosen a player to become the Seeker."}, {"start": 4483.46, "end": 4486.46, "text": " Simon says hi."}, {"start": 4486.46, "end": 4488.46, "text": " Where oh where?"}, {"start": 4500.46, "end": 4503.46, "text": " The Seeker has been released."}, {"start": 4516.46, "end": 4542.46, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 4542.46, "end": 4543.46, "text": " Goodness!"}, {"start": 4564.06, "end": 4566.46, "text": " A player has chosen the next event."}, {"start": 4566.46, "end": 4567.46, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 4567.46, "end": 4569.96, "text": " Xylin has given a player the monocle."}, {"start": 4569.96, "end": 4571.96, "text": " No! No! No! No!"}, {"start": 4571.96, "end": 4573.96, "text": " Get out! Get out! Get out!"}, {"start": 4573.96, "end": 4574.96, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4574.96, "end": 4577.96, "text": " A player has chosen the next event."}, {"start": 4577.96, "end": 4580.96, "text": " Simon has given a player a gun."}, {"start": 4580.96, "end": 4583.96, "text": " What is happening, man?"}, {"start": 4584.96, "end": 4587.96, "text": " You know, I used to live in Illinois."}, {"start": 4587.96, "end": 4590.96, "text": " So, Simon says go to bed."}, {"start": 4595.96, "end": 4597.96, "text": " Night night!"}, {"start": 4597.96, "end": 4610.96, "text": " Hey, I love you so much. Oh my goodness, I'm locked in. I'm in the top five."}, {"start": 4623.96, "end": 4625.96, "text": " Oh my god, this is shitty."}, {"start": 4627.96, "end": 4634.96, "text": " A player has frozen the next event."}, {"start": 4634.96, "end": 4637.96, "text": " Simon says sit down."}, {"start": 4637.96, "end": 4643.96, "text": " Yeah, I guess."}, {"start": 4643.96, "end": 4651.96, "text": " Simon says lunch has begun."}, {"start": 4651.96, "end": 4653.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4672.04, "end": 4676.52, "text": " Play has come to the next event Simon says don't move"}, {"start": 4681.96, "end": 4685.96, "text": " Simon says proceed to 7."}, {"start": 4685.96, "end": 4687.96, "text": " Uh, what do you mean?"}, {"start": 4687.96, "end": 4689.96, "text": " I'm here, bro."}, {"start": 4689.96, "end": 4691.96, "text": " Yeah, guys, it's pretty cool in here."}, {"start": 4691.96, "end": 4693.96, "text": " I think we should all get along."}, {"start": 4693.96, "end": 4695.96, "text": " Friendship is the key."}, {"start": 4695.96, "end": 4697.96, "text": " You know, I need a real shame if someone threw a molotov down right now."}, {"start": 4697.96, "end": 4699.96, "text": " Oh, we shouldn't do that."}, {"start": 4699.96, "end": 4703.96, "text": " A player has chosen the next event."}, {"start": 4703.96, "end": 4705.96, "text": " Simon says go to the basement."}, {"start": 4705.96, "end": 4707.96, "text": " Yes, sir!"}, {"start": 4707.96, "end": 4709.96, "text": " What's the basement?"}, {"start": 4709.96, "end": 4711.96, "text": " Oh, this is creepy."}, {"start": 4716.96, "end": 4717.96, "text": " Or maybe we're going to play a-"}, {"start": 4717.96, "end": 4719.96, "text": " Simon is preparing the OB."}, {"start": 4719.96, "end": 4720.96, "text": " No, why?"}, {"start": 4720.96, "end": 4722.96, "text": " No, the OB!"}, {"start": 4722.96, "end": 4723.96, "text": " No, it's the OB."}, {"start": 4724.96, "end": 4727.96, "text": " We don't need to enter any OBs since sprinting is the same."}, {"start": 4727.96, "end": 4731.96, "text": " Simon says last one to complete the OB dies."}, {"start": 4731.96, "end": 4732.96, "text": " Hey, this is not-"}, {"start": 4732.96, "end": 4734.96, "text": " Hey, do you know how to do the OB?"}, {"start": 4734.96, "end": 4736.96, "text": " Jesus, God."}, {"start": 4739.96, "end": 4742.96, "text": " Oh, no, okay. This obby is easy."}, {"start": 4744.96, "end": 4745.96, "text": " That is not nice."}, {"start": 4745.96, "end": 4746.96, "text": " Don't slap."}, {"start": 4746.96, "end": 4748.96, "text": " This is not easy, obby!"}, {"start": 4748.96, "end": 4750.96, "text": " Alright, I can't take it."}, {"start": 4754.96, "end": 4755.96, "text": " Shortcut!"}, {"start": 4756.96, "end": 4757.96, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 4859.96, "end": 4861.96, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4883.46, "end": 4887.96, "text": " You'll be able to play as Troozin the next event."}, {"start": 4887.96, "end": 4890.28, "text": " Simon has given a player a bear trap."}, {"start": 4890.28, "end": 4892.28, "text": " Hey, Bob! Oh, my God, it's you there."}, {"start": 4892.28, "end": 4894.28, "text": " I've been there, Mr. Wolf."}, {"start": 4894.28, "end": 4896.28, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 4896.28, "end": 4898.28, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 4898.28, "end": 4900.28, "text": " A player has chosen the next event."}, {"start": 4900.28, "end": 4902.28, "text": " Simon says return to yourselves."}, {"start": 4902.28, "end": 4904.28, "text": " We'll get with the pack!"}, {"start": 4911.28, "end": 4913.28, "text": " I know my roadblocks might dissolve!"}, {"start": 4913.28, "end": 4915.28, "text": " Smiley!"}, {"start": 4915.28, "end": 4925.28, "text": " I know what road work is."}, {"start": 4925.28, "end": 4926.28, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4926.28, "end": 4927.28, "text": " They're poisoners."}, {"start": 4927.28, "end": 4928.28, "text": " Welcome to lockstep."}, {"start": 4928.28, "end": 4929.28, "text": " To what?"}, {"start": 4929.28, "end": 4930.28, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4930.28, "end": 4931.28, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4931.28, "end": 4932.28, "text": " How do you play this?"}, {"start": 4932.28, "end": 4933.28, "text": " I know that."}, {"start": 4933.28, "end": 4940.28, "text": " Zyman said he got screwed until I say so."}, {"start": 4940.28, "end": 4942.28, "text": " Simon says reach the red line."}, {"start": 4942.28, "end": 4947.28, "text": " Simon says don't move."}, {"start": 4947.28, "end": 4952.28, "text": " Move."}, {"start": 4952.28, "end": 4958.28, "text": " Simon says walk."}, {"start": 4958.28, "end": 4964.28, "text": " Simon says don't move."}, {"start": 4964.28, "end": 4966.28, "text": " This can't even play the game."}, {"start": 4966.28, "end": 4968.28, "text": " That's kind of funny."}, {"start": 4968.28, "end": 4973.28, "text": " He got me. I'm not going to lie. He got me."}, {"start": 4976.28, "end": 4980.28, "text": " He got me. I'm not going to lie. That game was kind of cool though."}, {"start": 4981.28, "end": 4984.28, "text": " That reminded me of Squid games, dude."}, {"start": 4986.28, "end": 4991.28, "text": " Dude, Squid games was so peak, but the lobbies turned into slop and I couldn't do it."}, {"start": 4991.28, "end": 4998.28, "text": " Yo, Zay with the 5W Zay with the 5. Thank you."}, {"start": 4998.28, "end": 5006.28, "text": " Your game was actually not bad."}, {"start": 5006.28, "end": 5010.28, "text": " What other slop recommendations do we got on this game chat?"}, {"start": 5010.28, "end": 5013.28, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 5013.28, "end": 5015.28, "text": " What else?"}, {"start": 5023.0199999999995, "end": 5025.42, "text": " Yo, Nixie with the five, thank y'all."}, {"start": 5029.92, "end": 5031.92, "text": " Yeah, I'm about to start banning people saying the mimic."}, {"start": 5037.759999999999, "end": 5039.759999999999, "text": " Look up K-So."}, {"start": 5073.28, "end": 5087.92, "text": " There can't be this many."}, {"start": 5087.92, "end": 5089.92, "text": " Should I play this?"}, {"start": 5103.92, "end": 5105.92, "text": " Wonderland."}, {"start": 5105.92, "end": 5133.24, "text": " I was supposed to try out Meg too huh MEG that's not slop though"}, {"start": 5133.24, "end": 5142.8, "text": " So you're all saying this is cinema."}, {"start": 5142.8, "end": 5145.639999999999, "text": " Is it as cinema as the one from yesterday?"}, {"start": 5163.24, "end": 5169.24, "text": " You best get you a diaper on there, chat."}, {"start": 5175.24, "end": 5177.24, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 5187.24, "end": 5189.24, "text": " Is it cinema?"}, {"start": 5193.24, "end": 5193.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5198.04, "end": 5199.24, "text": " It might be cinnamon."}, {"start": 5205.84, "end": 5207.04, "text": " Is there a solo mode?"}, {"start": 5208.44, "end": 5209.24, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 5215.54, "end": 5216.04, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 5223.24, "end": 5230.24, "text": " Yo, Cobb with the pie."}, {"start": 5230.24, "end": 5239.24, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 5239.24, "end": 5250.24, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 5250.24, "end": 5252.5, "text": " This might actually be cinema."}, {"start": 5252.5, "end": 5253.34, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 5255.34, "end": 5256.179999999999, "text": " Phone ringing."}, {"start": 5256.179999999999, "end": 5258.94, "text": " Shh, this might be lore."}, {"start": 5262.54, "end": 5264.98, "text": " Hello, and welcome to the Major Explorer Group."}, {"start": 5264.98, "end": 5265.82, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 5265.82, "end": 5266.74, "text": " Or the MEG."}, {"start": 5266.74, "end": 5269.219999999999, "text": " If you are hearing this, you are now an official member"}, {"start": 5269.219999999999, "end": 5271.179999999999, "text": " and are part of the Compass Point Regiment."}, {"start": 5271.179999999999, "end": 5272.0199999999995, "text": " Am I getting paid?"}, {"start": 5272.0199999999995, "end": 5274.099999999999, "text": " Members of this Regiment are to take care of simple missions"}, {"start": 5274.099999999999, "end": 5275.94, "text": " that higher ups give them."}, {"start": 5275.94, "end": 5277.94, "text": " On the counter, there is a computer."}, {"start": 5277.94, "end": 5279.98, "text": " Here you will receive missions to go on."}, {"start": 5280.24, "end": 5286.74, "text": " On the back wall there is a shop. There you can buy upgrades. Look to your right and you will see an elevator."}, {"start": 5286.74, "end": 5292.74, "text": " This will be how you will travel to new levels. Yes, sir. Once you go down to these levels, you will complete your mission."}, {"start": 5292.74, "end": 5295.74, "text": " Thank you. This is usually just collecting simple materials."}, {"start": 5295.74, "end": 5301.74, "text": " Once your mission is complete, you will return back. Report your mission completion. Thank you. Good luck and welcome to your new life."}, {"start": 5301.74, "end": 5303.74, "text": " Thank you. Hey, what about pain?"}, {"start": 5303.74, "end": 5306.74, "text": " Did Chatham? Chatham, I didn't say no."}, {"start": 5306.74, "end": 5307.74, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5340.24, "end": 5347.24, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 5347.24, "end": 5350.24, "text": " Flooded?"}, {"start": 5350.24, "end": 5352.24, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 5352.24, "end": 5355.24, "text": " Restore power by finding power boxes around the level."}, {"start": 5355.24, "end": 5358.24, "text": " So that's the objective."}, {"start": 5358.24, "end": 5363.24, "text": " Now is there something in here that's going to try to kill me or..."}, {"start": 5363.24, "end": 5367.24, "text": " Ha ha."}, {"start": 5367.24, "end": 5374.24, "text": " I got to pull a Marvin from the cane pixel series."}, {"start": 5374.24, "end": 5377.24, "text": " I got to get..."}, {"start": 5390.24, "end": 5393.24, "text": " Okay, before I go out of this elevator, I got to use the restroom."}, {"start": 5393.24, "end": 5395.24, "text": " Lock in, chat, I'll be right back."}, {"start": 5395.24, "end": 5400.24, "text": " Lock in or something walks out of the hallway, son of a rat!"}, {"start": 5455.24, "end": 5457.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5545.24, "end": 5566.62, "text": " All right, let's go restore power by finding power boxes around the level 0 of 4."}, {"start": 5566.62, "end": 5572.94, "text": " They call me John Backroom so much that they gave me a job to do within the Backrooms."}, {"start": 5572.9400000000005, "end": 5574.700000000001, "text": " So I will do this."}, {"start": 5576.780000000001, "end": 5578.780000000001, "text": " There's one, this job is easy."}, {"start": 5579.900000000001, "end": 5582.3, "text": " This is about to be easy."}, {"start": 5585.9800000000005, "end": 5586.820000000001, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5589.34, "end": 5591.740000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, this is this easy job."}, {"start": 5591.740000000001, "end": 5592.780000000001, "text": " Get this easy."}, {"start": 5597.26, "end": 5598.860000000001, "text": " Look at that number of straight hallway chat."}, {"start": 5598.860000000001, "end": 5600.660000000001, "text": " Y'all really thought there's gonna be a difficult job"}, {"start": 5600.660000000001, "end": 5601.500000000001, "text": " for me."}, {"start": 5601.5, "end": 5603.5, "text": " I'm timed."}, {"start": 5603.5, "end": 5605.5, "text": " Cat."}, {"start": 5612.5, "end": 5614.5, "text": " AHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 5620.5, "end": 5622.5, "text": " Oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 5624.5, "end": 5626.5, "text": " Oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 5632.46, "end": 5634.46, "text": " How am I supposed to get back down the hallway?"}, {"start": 5643.82, "end": 5646.3, "text": " Jukin? I don't think that's last one, it takes up the whole hall."}, {"start": 5651.34, "end": 5653.34, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 5661.5, "end": 5664.5, "text": " Please? Please? Please?"}, {"start": 5680.5, "end": 5683.5, "text": " It turned around. I'm gonna wait for it to slither back out. We're good."}, {"start": 5684.5, "end": 5686.5, "text": " We're good. I'm gonna wait. It turned around."}, {"start": 5691.5, "end": 5710.18, "text": " Am I actually timed?"}, {"start": 5710.18, "end": 5712.18, "text": " Why would there be a timer on this?"}, {"start": 5712.18, "end": 5719.18, "text": " What am I taking damage from?"}, {"start": 5719.18, "end": 5720.18, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 5749.18, "end": 5766.62, "text": " game of the year. Game of the"}, {"start": 5766.62, "end": 5769.62, "text": " year."}, {"start": 5769.62, "end": 5775.68, "text": " Hey, game of the year. Did he die? I"}, {"start": 5775.68, "end": 5776.68, "text": " wasn't looking. Here's what"}, {"start": 5776.68, "end": 5778.68, "text": " happened. I walked down a"}, {"start": 5778.68, "end": 5785.64, "text": " towards me and started doing telekinesis damage and then a butt naked dude ran up and killed me that's"}, {"start": 5785.8, "end": 5787.8, "text": " That's what happened"}, {"start": 5789.200000000001, "end": 5797.0, "text": " That's actually what happened you can't look at the turd the thing is you ain't got no option when I got to go that way"}, {"start": 5800.08, "end": 5802.08, "text": " So I had no option"}, {"start": 5804.200000000001, "end": 5806.200000000001, "text": " It's spooky"}, {"start": 5808.68, "end": 5811.4400000000005, "text": " You'll see it with 500 bits."}, {"start": 5811.4400000000005, "end": 5812.58, "text": " Hey, case I'm in college right now,"}, {"start": 5812.58, "end": 5813.42, "text": " I'm trying to go to the gym."}, {"start": 5813.42, "end": 5815.72, "text": " I'm terrified about working out in front of others"}, {"start": 5815.72, "end": 5816.68, "text": " and embarrassing myself."}, {"start": 5816.68, "end": 5818.72, "text": " Do you have any advice about it?"}, {"start": 5818.72, "end": 5822.0, "text": " Just take it easy and don't put yourself into a situation"}, {"start": 5822.0, "end": 5824.16, "text": " where something embarrassing could happen."}, {"start": 5830.200000000001, "end": 5832.240000000001, "text": " My lights just flickered."}, {"start": 5832.24, "end": 5860.24, "text": " Clip that. Did y'all see that? Clip that. My light's just flickered, dude."}, {"start": 5860.24, "end": 5861.4, "text": " Hey, bet, wholesome cake."}, {"start": 5861.4, "end": 5863.12, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5863.12, "end": 5864.04, "text": " You're seeing things?"}, {"start": 5864.04, "end": 5866.92, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 5866.92, "end": 5868.36, "text": " My lights just flickered, Chad."}, {"start": 5868.36, "end": 5869.24, "text": " I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 5873.32, "end": 5874.4, "text": " Situated."}, {"start": 5874.4, "end": 5874.9, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 5879.4, "end": 5882.2, "text": " You should have worked for something a bit more embarrassing"}, {"start": 5882.2, "end": 5882.8, "text": " could happen."}, {"start": 5890.24, "end": 5910.36, "text": " Look at that reaction time though y'all keep that reaction time closing with the T it self"}, {"start": 5910.36, "end": 5914.5599999999995, "text": " into a situation where something embarrassing could happen."}, {"start": 5914.56, "end": 5918.0, "text": " I'll get that world record reaction time though."}, {"start": 5920.160000000001, "end": 5922.72, "text": " Yo, Brady with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 5928.320000000001, "end": 5929.160000000001, "text": " Oh, whoa!"}, {"start": 5930.64, "end": 5932.080000000001, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 5932.080000000001, "end": 5933.200000000001, "text": " What'd I do?"}, {"start": 5933.200000000001, "end": 5934.04, "text": " Okay, I'm back."}, {"start": 5941.88, "end": 5943.68, "text": " Get you a diaper, you little chap."}, {"start": 5944.56, "end": 5951.56, "text": " Hey, get you a dypey home."}, {"start": 5951.56, "end": 5953.56, "text": " It's spooky time in here."}, {"start": 5953.56, "end": 5956.56, "text": " Yes, good cheesecake. Thank you. Appreciate you."}, {"start": 5956.56, "end": 5961.56, "text": " Snag. Thank you."}, {"start": 5961.56, "end": 5967.56, "text": " Hey, chat."}, {"start": 5967.56, "end": 5973.56, "text": " I don't want to get you a dypey home."}, {"start": 5973.56, "end": 5982.56, "text": " Because ladies and gentlemen, it be time of the spook."}, {"start": 5986.280000000001, "end": 5987.56, "text": " Bulletproof with the 10."}, {"start": 5987.56, "end": 5991.200000000001, "text": " Thank you, bulletproof with the 10."}, {"start": 5991.200000000001, "end": 5995.360000000001, "text": " W bulletproof with the bfff."}, {"start": 5995.360000000001, "end": 5997.68, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 5997.68, "end": 6000.160000000001, "text": " This game looked like it could be cinema."}, {"start": 6000.160000000001, "end": 6002.360000000001, "text": " It had a gas station on the front of it."}, {"start": 6002.36, "end": 6004.36, "text": " That's always a good sign."}, {"start": 6008.08, "end": 6010.08, "text": " Gets you a diamond."}, {"start": 6010.08, "end": 6011.44, "text": " Is my game yellow?"}, {"start": 6011.44, "end": 6012.44, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 6018.96, "end": 6020.679999999999, "text": " There's no menu music."}, {"start": 6020.679999999999, "end": 6028.48, "text": " Name of this game is After Light, The Apartment."}, {"start": 6028.4800000000005, "end": 6048.000000000001, "text": " Hey, did you hear it good after light the apartment let's go"}, {"start": 6058.4800000000005, "end": 6065.4800000000005, "text": " How you hit OK?"}, {"start": 6065.4800000000005, "end": 6068.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, it's good."}, {"start": 6068.4800000000005, "end": 6070.4800000000005, "text": " Lock in chat."}, {"start": 6070.4800000000005, "end": 6073.4800000000005, "text": " It's spooky time."}, {"start": 6073.4800000000005, "end": 6076.4800000000005, "text": " Dookie with the five."}, {"start": 6076.4800000000005, "end": 6078.4800000000005, "text": " JJ 2010 chat."}, {"start": 6078.4800000000005, "end": 6080.4800000000005, "text": " How old was you in 2010?"}, {"start": 6080.4800000000005, "end": 6082.4800000000005, "text": " I was."}, {"start": 6082.4800000000005, "end": 6086.4800000000005, "text": " I don't even know."}, {"start": 6086.4800000000005, "end": 6088.4800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6090.6, "end": 6092.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6096.64, "end": 6098.64, "text": " Can can I"}, {"start": 6107.88, "end": 6110.360000000001, "text": " Was there a language setting that I didn't see oh"}, {"start": 6113.080000000001, "end": 6116.000000000001, "text": " There was all right now we're good"}, {"start": 6116.4800000000005, "end": 6135.160000000001, "text": " Lock in 2010 I was to we got a young sprout in here you was to in 2010 that means that"}, {"start": 6135.16, "end": 6157.76, "text": " you're currently nine. No, 18. I moved. This is lore chat. Pay attention. I moved into"}, {"start": 6157.76, "end": 6165.12, "text": " this neighborhood not too long ago. The person living across from me seems a bit weird."}, {"start": 6165.12, "end": 6169.8, "text": " but other than that, I guess it's not too bad."}, {"start": 6171.88, "end": 6173.62, "text": " Let's hurry up and get inside."}, {"start": 6176.08, "end": 6176.92, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 6179.64, "end": 6181.28, "text": " Such tivity."}, {"start": 6181.28, "end": 6182.12, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 6185.24, "end": 6186.68, "text": " Which house am I living in?"}, {"start": 6186.68, "end": 6187.72, "text": " Do I go this way?"}, {"start": 6187.72, "end": 6189.32, "text": " All right, I'm gonna go this way."}, {"start": 6190.68, "end": 6193.08, "text": " Ooh, it's dark out here."}, {"start": 6195.12, "end": 6199.5199999999995, "text": " Do I live here by chance?"}, {"start": 6199.5199999999995, "end": 6205.12, "text": " This looks like where I probably live at."}, {"start": 6205.12, "end": 6209.12, "text": " Hey, no door, ma'am."}, {"start": 6209.12, "end": 6213.12, "text": " Hello, ma'am."}, {"start": 6213.12, "end": 6217.12, "text": " How can I help you?"}, {"start": 6217.12, "end": 6219.12, "text": " Oh, my."}, {"start": 6219.12, "end": 6223.12, "text": " Are you the young lady you moved in recently?"}, {"start": 6223.12, "end": 6224.62, "text": " Uh, yeah, that's me."}, {"start": 6226.92, "end": 6229.32, "text": " I could tell right away by looking at your face."}, {"start": 6229.32, "end": 6236.82, "text": " How, how can you cough drop the man living next door to you?"}, {"start": 6239.32, "end": 6240.82, "text": " You'd better watch out for him."}, {"start": 6241.22, "end": 6244.72, "text": " See, if this is a situation chat, I'm not even going to bother moving in."}, {"start": 6244.72, "end": 6246.42, "text": " I'm already going to find another place to live."}, {"start": 6246.42, "end": 6250.72, "text": " There ain't no way we're started off like this and I'm going to go ahead and move"}, {"start": 6250.72, "end": 6251.32, "text": " in anyway."}, {"start": 6251.42, "end": 6252.5199999999995, "text": " There just ain't no way."}, {"start": 6253.12, "end": 6260.04, "text": " It can't happen."}, {"start": 6260.04, "end": 6262.2, "text": " You know what I mean, right?"}, {"start": 6262.2, "end": 6264.04, "text": " I don't."}, {"start": 6264.04, "end": 6266.98, "text": " Could you explain further?"}, {"start": 6266.98, "end": 6271.64, "text": " If anything happens, don't go to anyone else."}, {"start": 6271.64, "end": 6273.32, "text": " Make sure you come to me first."}, {"start": 6273.32, "end": 6276.5599999999995, "text": " That sounds kind of like a setup."}, {"start": 6276.5599999999995, "end": 6277.5599999999995, "text": " Toby."}, {"start": 6277.5599999999995, "end": 6283.08, "text": " Yeah, that sounds kind of like a setup."}, {"start": 6283.08, "end": 6296.68, "text": " but okay. I've lived here for over 40 years. Lord have mercy. I'm the head of the women's"}, {"start": 6296.68, "end": 6305.12, "text": " association too. Okay. Everyone in this apartment complex knows me. Okay, I get it. You got"}, {"start": 6305.12, "end": 6315.4, "text": " motion. Lord have mercy. Like okay, you got motion. So don't you worry about a"}, {"start": 6315.4, "end": 6322.72, "text": " thing. Thank you so much, ma'am. You have a good night. Thank you for the"}, {"start": 6322.72, "end": 6323.2, "text": " warning."}, {"start": 6327.76, "end": 6331.84, "text": " Which room is mine? I don't think it said I'm just gonna walk to the"}, {"start": 6331.84, "end": 6332.36, "text": " elevator."}, {"start": 6335.12, "end": 6348.0, "text": " I'm hoping this just takes you to the right floor GG creepy neighbor we even moved in yet it's over"}, {"start": 6348.0, "end": 6366.0, "text": " What floor do we live on, room 14-4 already? 15? 15-4? How tall is this room?"}, {"start": 6366.0, "end": 6377.68, "text": " Okay, is this my room over here?"}, {"start": 6377.68, "end": 6380.32, "text": " I definitely need to be careful around this house."}, {"start": 6380.32, "end": 6383.36, "text": " Wait, I don't know what room I live in."}, {"start": 6383.36, "end": 6391.52, "text": " Oh, this is it."}, {"start": 6391.52, "end": 6395.84, "text": " There were only two study rooms nearby."}, {"start": 6395.84, "end": 6401.08, "text": " was one right next to my place but they said there were no seats left. Well I"}, {"start": 6401.08, "end": 6408.52, "text": " don't need that anyway. I ain't gonna study what you talking about. I had no"}, {"start": 6408.52, "end": 6414.16, "text": " choice but to come to this one further away but the building is so old it gives"}, {"start": 6414.16, "end": 6421.16, "text": " me the creeps. Let's just go register quickly. Why would I go register in a"}, {"start": 6421.16, "end": 6424.76, "text": " study room. I'm trying to study nothing."}, {"start": 6435.16, "end": 6441.72, "text": " Oh, this place is creepy ski. It's kind of liminal too. Excuse me,"}, {"start": 6441.72, "end": 6444.12, "text": " ma'am. I'm trying to register up."}, {"start": 6444.12, "end": 6449.12, "text": " Is this your first time here?"}, {"start": 6449.12, "end": 6450.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6450.12, "end": 6456.04, "text": " I'm going to register to do some studies."}, {"start": 6456.04, "end": 6463.04, "text": " Go straight down and use the second to last seat in the fourth row, the second to left."}, {"start": 6463.04, "end": 6467.32, "text": " Man, can you just show me?"}, {"start": 6467.32, "end": 6468.32, "text": " You understood, right?"}, {"start": 6468.32, "end": 6471.24, "text": " I absolutely did not."}, {"start": 6471.24, "end": 6479.08, "text": " second to last seat in the which row was which"}, {"start": 6481.24, "end": 6487.599999999999, "text": " there ain't even this place"}, {"start": 6487.6, "end": 6494.6, "text": " Oh, this is my seat right here."}, {"start": 6494.6, "end": 6502.6, "text": " I think this is my seat."}, {"start": 6502.6, "end": 6505.6, "text": " I don't want to do no studies."}, {"start": 6505.6, "end": 6507.6, "text": " Come"}, {"start": 6517.160000000001, "end": 6523.04, "text": " What's the value of 27 plus 15, I'm assuming value means what it comes out to I'm not even gonna look at chat"}, {"start": 6523.04, "end": 6524.240000000001, "text": " I got this"}, {"start": 6524.240000000001, "end": 6528.76, "text": " So 27 plus 10 is 37 that would make it 42"}, {"start": 6530.52, "end": 6532.52, "text": " Next question"}, {"start": 6532.52, "end": 6542.4800000000005, "text": " what's the value of 48 minus 15 so 48 minus 10 is 38 minus 5 33 next question"}, {"start": 6542.4800000000005, "end": 6549.96, "text": " 8 times 7 is 56 that's too that's just too easy"}, {"start": 6562.52, "end": 6578.4800000000005, "text": " basic math you're banned all right that was that was simple can I get out of here"}, {"start": 6578.4800000000005, "end": 6586.160000000001, "text": " I haven't finished all my studying yet what no don't make me do no more study"}, {"start": 6586.16, "end": 6591.16, "text": " No, it's a book about plants."}, {"start": 6591.16, "end": 6596.16, "text": " Which of the following is not a real blood type?"}, {"start": 6596.16, "end": 6603.16, "text": " It's got to be SSR. I never heard that in my life."}, {"start": 6603.16, "end": 6607.16, "text": " Which of the following is the correct time when dinosaurs went extinct?"}, {"start": 6607.16, "end": 6612.16, "text": " That would be 66 million years ago."}, {"start": 6612.16, "end": 6617.36, "text": " What's in the following is the biologist who laid the foundation of modern evolutionary"}, {"start": 6617.36, "end": 6619.76, "text": " theory by perversing of natural selection."}, {"start": 6619.76, "end": 6628.76, "text": " I'm pretty sure that's not Michael Jackson or it's not Faker."}, {"start": 6628.76, "end": 6648.76, "text": " What kind of curriculum is this?"}, {"start": 6648.76, "end": 6653.76, "text": " Toe for Dwayne!"}, {"start": 6653.76, "end": 6657.76, "text": " Which one did I miss?"}, {"start": 6657.76, "end": 6663.0, "text": " are pretty good. I definitely want to end up a loser. What you think you having"}, {"start": 6663.0, "end": 6665.72, "text": " good grades means you're not gonna be a loser big dog. I ain't got nothing to do"}, {"start": 6665.72, "end": 6671.16, "text": " with it. What what's you trying? What do what do you mean? All right let's go home"}, {"start": 6671.16, "end": 6674.88, "text": " now. Gilbert thinks this was me gonna get good grades on me. We ain't gonna be a"}, {"start": 6674.88, "end": 6678.64, "text": " loser big dog. You can have A pluses average. You can still be a loser. I"}, {"start": 6678.64, "end": 6681.0, "text": " don't matter."}, {"start": 6682.04, "end": 6686.88, "text": " You could be a loser if you graduated from Harvard University. If you're a"}, {"start": 6686.88, "end": 6687.92, "text": " You're a loser, you're just a loser."}, {"start": 6687.92, "end": 6690.52, "text": " Your studies ain't got nothing to do with that."}, {"start": 6698.64, "end": 6701.36, "text": " Which, did I miss the dinosaur question?"}, {"start": 6701.36, "end": 6702.2, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 6704.24, "end": 6706.0, "text": " Hey, I don't like this wall back home."}, {"start": 6706.0, "end": 6706.84, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 6706.84, "end": 6708.28, "text": " This is creepy."}, {"start": 6708.28, "end": 6710.0, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's dark."}, {"start": 6716.88, "end": 6719.2, "text": " I just see something up there. What is that moving up there?"}, {"start": 6723.2, "end": 6724.0, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 6726.96, "end": 6729.64, "text": " Hey, let's stop and get a snack on the way home."}, {"start": 6731.64, "end": 6734.88, "text": " Can I stop? Can I stop and get a snack? No. Okay."}, {"start": 6737.84, "end": 6740.28, "text": " What am I seeing over here?"}, {"start": 6743.88, "end": 6746.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, it's starting smoking a cigarette. Okay, let's get"}, {"start": 6746.4800000000005, "end": 6763.740000000001, "text": " home. All right, that is a tall building that we live in. How you doing? Ah, hello. By any"}, {"start": 6763.740000000001, "end": 6769.4400000000005, "text": " chance, are you the one who moved in next door? Oh no, this is the creepy guy, we shouldn't"}, {"start": 6769.4400000000005, "end": 6790.400000000001, "text": " to talk to him. Yesterday, the frogs are crying really loud today. By any chance, the adventures"}, {"start": 6790.400000000001, "end": 6796.56, "text": " of Huckleberry Finn, have you read it? I think I've heard the name but I ain't never, I"}, {"start": 6796.56, "end": 6797.56, "text": " I never read it."}, {"start": 6801.120000000001, "end": 6803.84, "text": " Do you know what shows up in there?"}, {"start": 6809.360000000001, "end": 6813.54, "text": " A dad, Huckleberry's dad, I mean."}, {"start": 6815.64, "end": 6817.68, "text": " That man was always stuck in the dark."}, {"start": 6820.56, "end": 6822.88, "text": " Because he was stuck living in the dark for so long,"}, {"start": 6822.88, "end": 6825.320000000001, "text": " his face just wasn't just white."}, {"start": 6826.56, "end": 6831.92, "text": " That's how it's written in the book a white color that makes you sick to your stomach and gives you the creeps"}, {"start": 6832.860000000001, "end": 6834.06, "text": " like"}, {"start": 6834.06, "end": 6838.400000000001, "text": " The pale bloated belly of a frog that's never seen the sunlight"}, {"start": 6840.3, "end": 6842.84, "text": " Slaw I might go to my apartment"}, {"start": 6844.080000000001, "end": 6849.080000000001, "text": " Yeah, get out my face. No, I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about and I don't want to know I"}, {"start": 6852.4800000000005, "end": 6854.4800000000005, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 6854.4800000000005, "end": 6858.4800000000005, "text": " You have a good night."}, {"start": 6858.4800000000005, "end": 6861.18, "text": " Ma'am he creepy for real help."}, {"start": 6861.18, "end": 6863.4800000000005, "text": " You're out late again."}, {"start": 6863.4800000000005, "end": 6868.280000000001, "text": " Do students usually roam around this late?"}, {"start": 6868.280000000001, "end": 6871.4800000000005, "text": " I can do what I wanted to."}, {"start": 6871.4800000000005, "end": 6874.4800000000005, "text": " First of all, it don't matter what time it is."}, {"start": 6874.4800000000005, "end": 6875.4800000000005, "text": " Do I got a curfew?"}, {"start": 6875.4800000000005, "end": 6879.4800000000005, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 6879.4800000000005, "end": 6880.4800000000005, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 6880.4800000000005, "end": 6882.4800000000005, "text": " See why do you be questioning me bro?"}, {"start": 6887.6, "end": 6893.96, "text": " I come out to get some fresh air sometimes there used to be quite a few accidents down here, you know"}, {"start": 6895.6, "end": 6902.200000000001, "text": " Still ever since they blocked it off with the iron gate. It's gotten quieter than before I"}, {"start": 6902.8, "end": 6905.120000000001, "text": " Guess I won't have any reason to come out here anymore"}, {"start": 6906.68, "end": 6908.88, "text": " Do you think it's weird for me to be here?"}, {"start": 6910.4800000000005, "end": 6918.4400000000005, "text": " Look here, ma'am. You said you've lived here for over 40-something years. You're"}, {"start": 6918.4400000000005, "end": 6922.280000000001, "text": " just standing out here. I don't know what's weird and what's not weird. I mean"}, {"start": 6922.280000000001, "end": 6929.92, "text": " you're just standing there. Have a good night."}, {"start": 6930.92, "end": 6932.92, "text": " Have a good night"}, {"start": 6937.42, "end": 6939.42, "text": " Let's go back up to our apartment"}, {"start": 6945.42, "end": 6949.6, "text": " This is this is bad something is absolutely not right here"}, {"start": 6956.2, "end": 6958.2, "text": " What was that"}, {"start": 6959.92, "end": 6966.36, "text": " just my business was that somebody locked in the basement trying to like get"}, {"start": 6966.36, "end": 6971.32, "text": " out that was like somebody's arm"}, {"start": 6975.36, "end": 6979.0, "text": " just get in the house"}, {"start": 6979.0, "end": 6992.16, "text": " I had a nightmare all night that white color the weird man talked about like a"}, {"start": 6992.16, "end": 6999.96, "text": " frog's belly it's gross I kept thinking about it at school it drove me crazy"}, {"start": 6999.96, "end": 7007.92, "text": " sigh I really don't want to study but I still have to do it no I can't end up a"}, {"start": 7007.92, "end": 7013.6, "text": " total loser. How many times I got to tell you it don't matter your grades if you end up a loser."}, {"start": 7015.84, "end": 7020.56, "text": " Now we back at the study. You know what? You already wound up a loser. It's late at night. You could"}, {"start": 7020.56, "end": 7026.16, "text": " be out hanging out or playing video games and you're in stature at the study hall. Big dog,"}, {"start": 7026.16, "end": 7034.0, "text": " you already a loser. Can't wait to hit up the study hall tonight with my buddies. Bro, what?"}, {"start": 7034.0, "end": 7052.6, "text": " We're going to wind up getting killed coming over here studying."}, {"start": 7052.6, "end": 7053.6, "text": " I heard K-So streaming."}, {"start": 7053.6, "end": 7055.24, "text": " You might as well go tune in to that."}, {"start": 7055.24, "end": 7057.8, "text": " You'd learn to get a thing or two."}, {"start": 7057.8, "end": 7060.2, "text": " Didn't you come here to study?"}, {"start": 7060.2, "end": 7062.6, "text": " I was just, okay, forget you then."}, {"start": 7062.6, "end": 7063.72, "text": " Okay, forget you then."}, {"start": 7063.72, "end": 7067.2, "text": " I'm gonna report you to the front desk and I'm gonna have your job."}, {"start": 7067.2, "end": 7069.6, "text": " Everybody's so rude, man."}, {"start": 7069.6, "end": 7071.96, "text": " I was just trying to see if I had to check in or not."}, {"start": 7071.96, "end": 7074.280000000001, "text": " Aren't you here to study, like, yeah?"}, {"start": 7093.72, "end": 7122.320000000001, "text": " I got this one, I got this one, I can actually do this for myself."}, {"start": 7122.32, "end": 7141.799999999999, "text": " two contestants constants x and y that satisfy x and plus y equals 10. Find it."}, {"start": 7141.799999999999, "end": 7148.12, "text": " Given two constants x and y that satisfy x y. So that's pretty much just saying this"}, {"start": 7148.12, "end": 7151.82, "text": " This is why math is stupid, because they put extra words in it"}, {"start": 7151.82, "end": 7153.7, "text": " to make it more confusing than it is."}, {"start": 7153.7, "end": 7155.38, "text": " It's so stupid!"}, {"start": 7159.3, "end": 7162.18, "text": " Let's just say x and y equals 10, you know?"}, {"start": 7162.18, "end": 7163.18, "text": " Find the other!"}, {"start": 7165.98, "end": 7168.18, "text": " x minus y equals two."}, {"start": 7170.18, "end": 7172.099999999999, "text": " Find the value of x."}, {"start": 7176.14, "end": 7176.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7178.12, "end": 7191.44, "text": " Yeah, I actually hate school."}, {"start": 7191.44, "end": 7192.64, "text": " I actually hate school."}, {"start": 7192.64, "end": 7193.64, "text": " I hate it."}, {"start": 7193.64, "end": 7194.64, "text": " I hate it."}, {"start": 7194.64, "end": 7198.64, "text": " I hate it."}, {"start": 7198.64, "end": 7201.5599999999995, "text": " X, Y equals 10."}, {"start": 7201.5599999999995, "end": 7206.24, "text": " X minus Y equals 2."}, {"start": 7206.24, "end": 7209.84, "text": " So you just say 5 and 5 equals 10."}, {"start": 7209.84, "end": 7210.88, "text": " But that can't be it."}, {"start": 7210.88, "end": 7212.219999999999, "text": " So it would have to be."}, {"start": 7220.36, "end": 7221.12, "text": " It's 6."}, {"start": 7234.599999999999, "end": 7235.099999999999, "text": " Too easy."}, {"start": 7236.24, "end": 7252.24, "text": " too easy. Here we go again. What does DNA stand for? I don't think it's..."}, {"start": 7266.24, "end": 7282.88, "text": " I don't think it's that one. It can't be that one. I also can't be doing nothing all day."}, {"start": 7282.88, "end": 7291.639999999999, "text": " It has to be number two. It actually has to be just number two. It just straight up is."}, {"start": 7291.64, "end": 7297.8, "text": " The figure shows a certain index fossil that thrived in the Mesozoic seeds."}, {"start": 7297.8, "end": 7300.240000000001, "text": " Which does this fossil correspond to?"}, {"start": 7302.6, "end": 7306.52, "text": " It's not dynamite, it's ammonite."}, {"start": 7311.52, "end": 7316.84, "text": " Humans have three major nutrients, carbohydrates, protein and one more."}, {"start": 7316.84, "end": 7319.240000000001, "text": " Which of the following is the third one?"}, {"start": 7319.24, "end": 7343.8, "text": " that is going to be fat. Huh? Which one did I get wrong then? I got the fossil one wrong."}, {"start": 7343.8, "end": 7346.5, "text": " results are pretty good. I"}, {"start": 7346.5, "end": 7348.0, "text": " definitely won't end up a loser."}, {"start": 7348.0, "end": 7349.400000000001, "text": " Yeah, keep saying that every day."}, {"start": 7350.1, "end": 7351.3, "text": " All right, let's go home now."}, {"start": 7353.0, "end": 7355.400000000001, "text": " Something's telling me on one of these walks home,"}, {"start": 7355.7, "end": 7357.2, "text": " something bad's going to happen."}, {"start": 7362.6, "end": 7364.2, "text": " Have a good night, ma'am."}, {"start": 7371.1, "end": 7373.6, "text": " In case you didn't catch that, I don't care if you have a good night."}, {"start": 7373.6, "end": 7377.4400000000005, "text": " But I hope you have a bad rest of your night."}, {"start": 7377.4400000000005, "end": 7378.6, "text": " Rude and disrespect."}, {"start": 7386.04, "end": 7388.56, "text": " Elle Bully, no, she was rude to me when I first got here."}, {"start": 7393.240000000001, "end": 7394.240000000001, "text": " If you weren't here a minute ago,"}, {"start": 7394.240000000001, "end": 7397.240000000001, "text": " you didn't see how she was rude to me."}, {"start": 7397.240000000001, "end": 7400.6, "text": " Academy study room home, academy study room home."}, {"start": 7400.6, "end": 7402.400000000001, "text": " Just wait till the job gets in there."}, {"start": 7402.400000000001, "end": 7404.280000000001, "text": " then you're really gonna be tweaking."}, {"start": 7405.4800000000005, "end": 7408.420000000001, "text": " Every single day is exactly the same."}, {"start": 7408.420000000001, "end": 7412.000000000001, "text": " Psy, isn't there anything fun to do?"}, {"start": 7413.900000000001, "end": 7416.460000000001, "text": " Not something that's gonna change your everyday life,"}, {"start": 7416.460000000001, "end": 7417.3, "text": " I fear."}, {"start": 7419.400000000001, "end": 7420.860000000001, "text": " That's just a circle of life."}, {"start": 7420.860000000001, "end": 7422.700000000001, "text": " You're gonna have to get used to it."}, {"start": 7426.52, "end": 7427.420000000001, "text": " Hey, just stop."}, {"start": 7427.420000000001, "end": 7428.26, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 7428.26, "end": 7430.580000000001, "text": " Do the little things in life that make you feel better."}, {"start": 7430.58, "end": 7432.66, "text": " Let's stop here in the grocery store."}, {"start": 7432.66, "end": 7434.5, "text": " Let's get like a little snack"}, {"start": 7434.5, "end": 7436.9, "text": " and maybe that'll cheer you up a little bit."}, {"start": 7436.9, "end": 7437.74, "text": " Who is this?"}, {"start": 7437.74, "end": 7439.74, "text": " Matter of fact, I'm about to give me some sushi."}, {"start": 7439.74, "end": 7440.7, "text": " How are you doing?"}, {"start": 7444.86, "end": 7448.34, "text": " Tiki Baki is 501 each."}, {"start": 7450.84, "end": 7451.78, "text": " Do I got that?"}, {"start": 7458.38, "end": 7460.22, "text": " I haven't seen your face around here."}, {"start": 7460.58, "end": 7462.1, "text": " Did you just move in?"}, {"start": 7462.1, "end": 7462.86, "text": " Yes, I did."}, {"start": 7465.72, "end": 7471.62, "text": " You live at handsong apartments right across the street."}, {"start": 7471.62, "end": 7473.78, "text": " Do you know the head of the Women's Association there?"}, {"start": 7473.78, "end": 7476.54, "text": " Yeah, I forgot her name, though."}, {"start": 7476.54, "end": 7481.14, "text": " She's a good person, but she's a very pitiful woman."}, {"start": 7481.14, "end": 7483.0599999999995, "text": " That was, man, that was very rude."}, {"start": 7483.06, "end": 7493.46, "text": " man why did you just cook her like that"}, {"start": 7496.46, "end": 7500.660000000001, "text": " why are you laughing cuz I wouldn't expect her to just randomly cook her like"}, {"start": 7500.660000000001, "end": 7511.1, "text": " that she had a son but he passed away a few years ago you think that's you"}, {"start": 7511.1, "end": 7514.620000000001, "text": " You think she's keeping her son locked in the basement of our apartment building and that's"}, {"start": 7514.620000000001, "end": 7525.06, "text": " the hand that we saw?"}, {"start": 7525.06, "end": 7527.9400000000005, "text": " That's just how the world works."}, {"start": 7527.9400000000005, "end": 7530.900000000001, "text": " Since then she's donated a lot."}, {"start": 7530.900000000001, "end": 7531.900000000001, "text": " Expends her life helping others."}, {"start": 7531.900000000001, "end": 7533.54, "text": " Then why did you call her pitiful?"}, {"start": 7533.54, "end": 7537.5, "text": " That was rude, ma'am."}, {"start": 7537.5, "end": 7539.46, "text": " Stay on good terms with her."}, {"start": 7539.46, "end": 7541.86, "text": " They won't do you any harm."}, {"start": 7541.86, "end": 7546.18, "text": " Maybe she meant pitiful in another way, but pitiful is like usually an insult for me."}, {"start": 7546.18, "end": 7548.06, "text": " Like, oh, that dude's pitiful."}, {"start": 7548.06, "end": 7555.94, "text": " All right, let's get back home."}, {"start": 7555.94, "end": 7559.26, "text": " Maybe we can get back home without, like, something terrible happening."}, {"start": 7559.26, "end": 7562.58, "text": " Into T-40 feet away from you with the five."}, {"start": 7562.58, "end": 7565.66, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 7565.66, "end": 7567.46, "text": " That's like a set of keys."}, {"start": 7567.46, "end": 7570.46, "text": " Did the security guard drop it?"}, {"start": 7570.46, "end": 7575.62, "text": " But it doesn't look like a key for the security office."}, {"start": 7575.62, "end": 7583.3, "text": " I wonder if I can go anywhere with this, like a secret room or something."}, {"start": 7583.3, "end": 7589.5, "text": " Can I go down here?"}, {"start": 7589.5, "end": 7592.26, "text": " So it was the key to this place."}, {"start": 7592.26, "end": 7596.74, "text": " Now that I think about it, the lady isn't here today."}, {"start": 7596.74, "end": 7598.74, "text": " It looked like she left in a hurry yesterday."}, {"start": 7601.74, "end": 7604.74, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 7615.74, "end": 7618.74, "text": " I saw somebody walking down there!"}, {"start": 7620.74, "end": 7622.74, "text": " Oh, I'm going home."}, {"start": 7622.74, "end": 7629.74, "text": " You got me."}, {"start": 7629.74, "end": 7639.54, "text": " Did you open it?"}, {"start": 7639.54, "end": 7642.7, "text": " It shouldn't be open."}, {"start": 7642.7, "end": 7643.7, "text": " It shouldn't be open."}, {"start": 7643.7, "end": 7644.7, "text": " You said that."}, {"start": 7644.7, "end": 7648.58, "text": " You said that already."}, {"start": 7648.58, "end": 7649.58, "text": " It shouldn't be open."}, {"start": 7649.58, "end": 7650.58, "text": " Well, okay."}, {"start": 7650.58, "end": 7651.58, "text": " It shouldn't be open."}, {"start": 7651.58, "end": 7653.58, "text": " It should be...get out of my face."}, {"start": 7662.78, "end": 7666.08, "text": " You'll disrespect me just repeating yourself over and over to me."}, {"start": 7666.58, "end": 7670.08, "text": " You'll disrespect me like that. You know what I think of that? I think it is."}, {"start": 7681.58, "end": 7700.66, "text": " When a person is left alone in the dark, but they aren't a person anymore, speech,"}, {"start": 7700.66, "end": 7704.94, "text": " someone has to teach them how to speak."}, {"start": 7704.9400000000005, "end": 7706.9400000000005, "text": " isn't that right?"}, {"start": 7713.4400000000005, "end": 7716.9400000000005, "text": " That's the son in the basement, yeah it's 100% it."}, {"start": 7716.9400000000005, "end": 7719.4400000000005, "text": " The iron gate I opened yesterday."}, {"start": 7719.4400000000005, "end": 7722.4400000000005, "text": " When I checked this morning, somebody closed it."}, {"start": 7724.4400000000005, "end": 7727.4400000000005, "text": " I'm back at the study hall. I'm going home."}, {"start": 7727.4400000000005, "end": 7729.4400000000005, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 7729.4400000000005, "end": 7732.4400000000005, "text": " Let's talk to our friend before we start studying."}, {"start": 7734.9400000000005, "end": 7746.9400000000005, "text": " Well, I didn't really like them anyway."}, {"start": 7746.9400000000005, "end": 7747.9400000000005, "text": " This is better."}, {"start": 7747.9400000000005, "end": 7748.9400000000005, "text": " Maybe I got her fired."}, {"start": 7748.9400000000005, "end": 7752.9400000000005, "text": " That's what you get for being rude to me yesterday."}, {"start": 7752.9400000000005, "end": 7754.9400000000005, "text": " Is anybody in here?"}, {"start": 7754.9400000000005, "end": 7760.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, I was about to say nobody was in here, but we're good."}, {"start": 7760.9400000000005, "end": 7767.660000000001, "text": " Here we go. Oh, you got me messed up. Go ahead, Chad."}, {"start": 7779.1, "end": 7781.660000000001, "text": " Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay. Next."}, {"start": 7790.9400000000005, "end": 7791.9400000000005, "text": " 12."}, {"start": 7791.9400000000005, "end": 7813.9400000000005, "text": " Unbelievable, by the way, this is why I would just completely give up on tool."}, {"start": 7813.9400000000005, "end": 7827.700000000001, "text": " I can do these."}, {"start": 7827.700000000001, "end": 7833.500000000001, "text": " What's of the following is the plant that Mendel called the father of genetics carefully grew"}, {"start": 7833.500000000001, "end": 7839.38, "text": " in the monastery garden throughout his life to discover the laws of heredity."}, {"start": 7839.38, "end": 7840.82, "text": " I don't think it's Mr. Bain."}, {"start": 7844.54, "end": 7847.900000000001, "text": " If that's a real picture, that is definitely a pee."}, {"start": 7847.900000000001, "end": 7849.18, "text": " So I'm going to go pee."}, {"start": 7852.74, "end": 7855.34, "text": " The following is an animal nerve cell"}, {"start": 7855.34, "end": 7856.86, "text": " observed under a microscope."}, {"start": 7856.86, "end": 7858.58, "text": " Select the appropriate one."}, {"start": 7861.9800000000005, "end": 7867.54, "text": " That is a, I want to say that's a nerve cell."}, {"start": 7867.54, "end": 7868.7, "text": " I'm so smart."}, {"start": 7869.38, "end": 7876.16, "text": " Which of the following is the protein and red blood that carries oxygen to the human body?"}, {"start": 7876.16, "end": 7880.72, "text": " I'm pretty sure that's hemoglobin."}, {"start": 7880.72, "end": 7881.72, "text": " I am a jake!"}, {"start": 7881.72, "end": 7884.56, "text": " There's no way I got one of those wrong."}, {"start": 7884.56, "end": 7885.56, "text": " There's actually no way."}, {"start": 7885.56, "end": 7886.56, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 7886.56, "end": 7887.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7887.56, "end": 7892.08, "text": " There's legitimately no way I got one of those wrong."}, {"start": 7892.08, "end": 7897.5599999999995, "text": " Whoever is grading my paperwork is intentionally"}, {"start": 7897.5599999999995, "end": 7899.4, "text": " messing my grades up, by the way."}, {"start": 7899.4, "end": 7902.68, "text": " This is ridiculous."}, {"start": 7902.68, "end": 7905.28, "text": " Oh, it was spelled wrong."}, {"start": 7905.28, "end": 7907.08, "text": " It was Hema Goblin."}, {"start": 7907.08, "end": 7909.68, "text": " Oh, my goodness, dude."}, {"start": 7909.68, "end": 7911.84, "text": " That's not even my fault."}, {"start": 7911.84, "end": 7916.44, "text": " Whoever wrote the curriculum did that."}, {"start": 7922.08, "end": 7943.12, "text": " not bad. With that, I won't end up or like this, I won't end up a loser. Let's go home."}, {"start": 7943.12, "end": 7954.12, "text": " you playing? It's not Hawaii debug. I forgot the name of the game. It's good though."}, {"start": 7954.12, "end": 7982.92, "text": " something's telling me we're not going to make it home, we're on home, there's only"}, {"start": 7982.92, "end": 7988.4400000000005, "text": " one speed in this game. I'm going to stop before some more tiki baki."}, {"start": 7989.16, "end": 7991.96, "text": " Is someone there?"}, {"start": 7994.84, "end": 7999.64, "text": " That's who was in the basement yesterday."}, {"start": 8000.04, "end": 8005.0, "text": " No, the tiki baki shop is closed!"}, {"start": 8005.0, "end": 8007.88, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 8007.88, "end": 8016.24, "text": " Stop please stop I cannot do the footsteps running up on me thing. I can't do it. Please actually don't"}, {"start": 8016.24, "end": 8019.28, "text": " I'm serious. Don't do that stop actually stop"}, {"start": 8019.28, "end": 8044.28, "text": " Please hurry. Please, please, please, just let me go."}, {"start": 8044.28, "end": 8047.28, "text": " We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good."}, {"start": 8047.28, "end": 8049.8, "text": " Go to the convenience store. I tried I couldn't find the door"}, {"start": 8060.48, "end": 8063.24, "text": " All right, please tell me I can just walk into the house"}, {"start": 8077.28, "end": 8089.16, "text": " I couldn't sleep a wink because of what I saw yesterday."}, {"start": 8089.16, "end": 8091.32, "text": " I can't even focus on studying."}, {"start": 8091.32, "end": 8097.04, "text": " I couldn't do that anyway."}, {"start": 8097.04, "end": 8100.639999999999, "text": " But mock exams are coming up soon, so I have to do it."}, {"start": 8100.639999999999, "end": 8102.96, "text": " What is a mock exam?"}, {"start": 8102.96, "end": 8110.96, "text": " And I already paid for the study room, but Chad, I have a question here."}, {"start": 8110.96, "end": 8115.64, "text": " Why do we have to go to like the little desk and we not just do it like on the floor in"}, {"start": 8115.64, "end": 8117.12, "text": " our house?"}, {"start": 8117.12, "end": 8122.4, "text": " Why do we like have to go there?"}, {"start": 8122.4, "end": 8127.68, "text": " Oh, it's a practice exam."}, {"start": 8127.68, "end": 8129.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8129.68, "end": 8134.320000000001, "text": " It's a practice exam. Oh, we gotta worry about that if it's just practice I can fail that I"}, {"start": 8135.12, "end": 8137.12, "text": " Don't want to study. No"}, {"start": 8138.4400000000005, "end": 8143.56, "text": " They didn't even fix the lights in here. This is ridiculous. I want to refund on my subscription"}, {"start": 8147.88, "end": 8149.88, "text": " Yeah, I got her fired I"}, {"start": 8152.0, "end": 8157.4800000000005, "text": " Got her fired ain't been here in two days. That's what you get"}, {"start": 8157.68, "end": 8177.68, "text": " Yep. Wait, nobody's in here today. Wait, what? Wait, why is nobody in here today?"}, {"start": 8177.68, "end": 8200.04, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 8200.04, "end": 8206.56, "text": " Find the 10th term of an arithmetic sequence with the first term of 5."}, {"start": 8206.56, "end": 8207.56, "text": " Yeah, give me the answer."}, {"start": 8217.24, "end": 8217.74, "text": " 32."}, {"start": 8221.119999999999, "end": 8223.08, "text": " Yeah, no, next shot. Come on."}, {"start": 8236.56, "end": 8243.16, "text": " five. Yeah. Oh, no, no, I'll take it out. I'll take it out on"}, {"start": 8243.16, "end": 8249.64, "text": " that. You got me messed up. All right, next. The following is"}, {"start": 8249.64, "end": 8254.14, "text": " a microorganism observed under electron microscope. Select the"}, {"start": 8254.14, "end": 8262.48, "text": " appropriate one. I'm pretty sure that's like bacteria. I"}, {"start": 8262.48, "end": 8264.279999999999, "text": " think that's like bacteria. Yeah."}, {"start": 8266.56, "end": 8275.64, "text": " AKA, this is just a picture of everybody in chat just huddled up together chilling."}, {"start": 8275.64, "end": 8280.0, "text": " The following is a pathogen observed under electron microscope, select the appropriate"}, {"start": 8280.0, "end": 8281.0, "text": " one."}, {"start": 8281.0, "end": 8285.1, "text": " I'm pretty sure that's Las Plagas from Resident Evil 4."}, {"start": 8285.1, "end": 8290.24, "text": " That's a virus, though."}, {"start": 8290.24, "end": 8295.92, "text": " The figure shows the skull fossil of an early humanoid found in East Africa known"}, {"start": 8295.92, "end": 8319.84, "text": " to be the first to walk up right. I'm pretty sure that I think it's this. No. Yeah. This"}, {"start": 8319.84, "end": 8329.66, "text": " has to be scripted. No this has to be scripted. These have to be scripted grades. This has"}, {"start": 8329.66, "end": 8347.48, "text": " to, no. Not bad. Ah yeah GG. Why was nobody in here today? Yo Jet with the file. You fell"}, {"start": 8347.48, "end": 8356.199999999999, "text": " off I was never on when it comes to school work buddy should I skip school to watch your"}, {"start": 8356.2, "end": 8360.66, "text": " stream. Yeah. Why not?"}, {"start": 8369.54, "end": 8372.54, "text": " No, I'm playing. Go ahead and go to school. Nerd."}, {"start": 8374.18, "end": 8376.94, "text": " Can I go in here? Sir, can I get something to eat?"}, {"start": 8378.68, "end": 8381.52, "text": " No, there ain't no way in here."}, {"start": 8381.52, "end": 8384.08, "text": " And the tiki-baki shot closed again."}, {"start": 8386.2, "end": 8407.240000000002, "text": " You have 60k people. You have people with a master's degrees who can tell you. I'm"}, {"start": 8407.240000000002, "end": 8414.16, "text": " a trained art anthropologist and can tell you that was an austral feticus. Yeah, I'm"}, {"start": 8414.16, "end": 8419.16, "text": " I'm sure you could, but you just looked that up on Google."}, {"start": 8431.36, "end": 8432.64, "text": " This has to be a dream."}, {"start": 8434.4, "end": 8436.4, "text": " This actually has to be a dream."}, {"start": 8436.4, "end": 8438.06, "text": " Has to be, this can't be real."}, {"start": 8440.24, "end": 8441.72, "text": " A corpse?"}, {"start": 8441.72, "end": 8443.88, "text": " I have to call the police."}, {"start": 8443.880000000001, "end": 8446.04, "text": " No, I should, no, should I go home first?"}, {"start": 8447.28, "end": 8449.84, "text": " Just in case I should get home as fast as possible."}, {"start": 8451.320000000002, "end": 8453.12, "text": " It'd be better to call the police after that."}, {"start": 8453.12, "end": 8454.68, "text": " Yeah, we're gonna get framed."}, {"start": 8454.68, "end": 8456.560000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, bisect it."}, {"start": 8461.960000000001, "end": 8463.26, "text": " This has to be a dream."}, {"start": 8463.26, "end": 8470.26, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 8470.26, "end": 8475.26, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 8475.26, "end": 8483.26, "text": " Consider, consider, consider, consider!"}, {"start": 8483.26, "end": 8489.26, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 8489.26, "end": 8490.26, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 8496.76, "end": 8498.26, "text": " Get me home right now."}, {"start": 8501.76, "end": 8503.76, "text": " Please, student."}, {"start": 8504.76, "end": 8506.26, "text": " This is a security office."}, {"start": 8506.76, "end": 8509.26, "text": " There's a problem with the elevator right now."}, {"start": 8509.26, "end": 8513.26, "text": " So, I'll open the doors from here."}, {"start": 8513.26, "end": 8522.36, "text": " can you hurry thank you so much oh my goodness we made it we made it we're"}, {"start": 8522.36, "end": 8531.960000000001, "text": " good everybody calm down we're good a day is past there's a police line drawn"}, {"start": 8531.960000000001, "end": 8538.14, "text": " on the first floor hallway oh it wasn't a dream it was real they say someone"}, {"start": 8538.14, "end": 8543.14, "text": " murdered the man on the first floor in the security guard who found him."}, {"start": 8544.58, "end": 8545.539999999999, "text": " I told him what I saw."}, {"start": 8545.58, "end": 8547.06, "text": " The security guard died too."}, {"start": 8547.06, "end": 8547.699999999999, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 8547.74, "end": 8550.26, "text": " Or maybe that's just, no, maybe they're just adding the security guard."}, {"start": 8553.779999999999, "end": 8555.22, "text": " No one took me seriously."}, {"start": 8557.699999999999, "end": 8558.9, "text": " They're looking for the culprit."}, {"start": 8560.98, "end": 8562.619999999999, "text": " I wonder if it really was a person."}, {"start": 8562.62, "end": 8569.62, "text": " People who don't know anything are taking the elevator again."}, {"start": 8569.62, "end": 8572.62, "text": " And I can't bring myself to take it."}, {"start": 8572.62, "end": 8575.62, "text": " Well, we ain't walking up the stairs. I'm in control of the character."}, {"start": 8575.62, "end": 8581.62, "text": " What you talking about? You think we're going up the stairs? You done lost your mind."}, {"start": 8586.62, "end": 8590.62, "text": " Until dad comes back. I should just sit on the bench and wait."}, {"start": 8592.62, "end": 8602.820000000002, "text": " Can we move?"}, {"start": 8602.820000000002, "end": 8603.94, "text": " We do need to move."}, {"start": 8603.94, "end": 8615.220000000001, "text": " This is ridiculous living conditions, like actually waiting on dad to come."}, {"start": 8615.220000000001, "end": 8617.220000000001, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 8617.220000000001, "end": 8618.220000000001, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 8618.220000000001, "end": 8619.220000000001, "text": " Oh that's the lady."}, {"start": 8619.220000000001, "end": 8620.220000000001, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 8620.220000000001, "end": 8621.220000000001, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 8621.22, "end": 8625.42, "text": " Oh, my are you sitting out here in the middle of the night?"}, {"start": 8625.42, "end": 8627.92, "text": " What does it look like I'm doing, ma'am?"}, {"start": 8638.32, "end": 8639.82, "text": " You're waiting for your dad to come back."}, {"start": 8641.92, "end": 8644.72, "text": " If you keep staying here, you'll get mosquito bites."}, {"start": 8644.72, "end": 8646.019999999999, "text": " Nobody worried about that."}, {"start": 8648.82, "end": 8650.82, "text": " You're too scared to take the elevator because of what"}, {"start": 8650.82, "end": 8656.5, "text": " happened yesterday aren't you it's okay I'll go up with you or would you rather"}, {"start": 8656.5, "end": 8662.42, "text": " wait at my place no I'm not gonna go now I want to go home I'll stay with you"}, {"start": 8662.42, "end": 8666.9, "text": " till your dad gets here don't worry let's go ma'am she's gonna kill me"}, {"start": 8666.9, "end": 8668.9, "text": " Gigi"}, {"start": 8671.3, "end": 8673.3, "text": " What"}, {"start": 8688.9, "end": 8694.98, "text": " I finished the night patrol around the apartment I should check the cctv in the security office now"}, {"start": 8696.9, "end": 8700.34, "text": " What am I playing as a security guard? Why did they roll credits?"}, {"start": 8701.14, "end": 8703.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8704.82, "end": 8709.539999999999, "text": " So i'm playing as a security guard now. Why why would they roll the credits right there?"}, {"start": 8711.699999999999, "end": 8713.699999999999, "text": " Godly that's loud"}, {"start": 8719.46, "end": 8721.46, "text": " Check security cams"}, {"start": 8723.699999999999, "end": 8725.699999999999, "text": " Yeah, that is indeed a security cam"}, {"start": 8726.9, "end": 8744.5, "text": " This is a security office."}, {"start": 8744.5, "end": 8745.699999999999, "text": " There's a problem with the other."}, {"start": 8745.699999999999, "end": 8755.5, "text": " Oh, this is that was us in there yesterday."}, {"start": 8755.5, "end": 8767.74, "text": " the doors from here. We narrowly escaped death. So the guard didn't even say"}, {"start": 8767.74, "end": 8776.46, "text": " nothing. That is creepy. Oh it's coming to kill me now."}, {"start": 8785.5, "end": 8787.5, "text": " Oh God!"}, {"start": 8800.5, "end": 8803.5, "text": " She was behind all of it."}, {"start": 8803.5, "end": 8808.5, "text": " Yep, it was her son doing it all like we called it at the start of the game."}, {"start": 8808.5, "end": 8813.5, "text": " My son, I was wondering where you went without telling mommy."}, {"start": 8813.5, "end": 8817.66, "text": " When did you grow up so fast and even get a girlfriend?"}, {"start": 8817.66, "end": 8818.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8818.66, "end": 8825.7, "text": " Since that young lady is our precious boy's girlfriend, I'll have to take extra special"}, {"start": 8825.7, "end": 8826.7, "text": " care of her."}, {"start": 8826.7, "end": 8829.58, "text": " Isn't that right?"}, {"start": 8829.58, "end": 8832.78, "text": " She was evil."}, {"start": 8832.78, "end": 8842.78, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 8842.78, "end": 8847.78, "text": " Say it with me, chat!"}, {"start": 8847.78, "end": 8849.78, "text": " Game of the Year."}, {"start": 8849.78, "end": 8852.78, "text": " Say it. Say it with me."}, {"start": 8852.78, "end": 8854.78, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 8854.78, "end": 8856.78, "text": " Game of the Year."}, {"start": 8856.78, "end": 8858.78, "text": " Another one before Stanky Shore."}, {"start": 8858.78, "end": 8860.78, "text": " There's one more."}, {"start": 8860.78, "end": 8862.78, "text": " One more before the Stanky Shore."}, {"start": 8862.78, "end": 8864.78, "text": " That's for sure."}, {"start": 8864.78, "end": 8866.78, "text": " GOOHOOK!"}, {"start": 8866.78, "end": 8867.78, "text": " Lock him."}, {"start": 8867.78, "end": 8870.78, "text": " Get you a fresh dive beyond the chat."}, {"start": 8870.78, "end": 8872.78, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 8873.58, "end": 8875.58, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 8876.1, "end": 8878.1, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 8878.5, "end": 8880.5, "text": " Get you a fresh Di-Bion"}, {"start": 8882.54, "end": 8885.78, "text": " Cuz we doing another spooky action"}, {"start": 8887.94, "end": 8889.94, "text": " Lock in"}, {"start": 8891.62, "end": 8896.980000000001, "text": " I'm warning you I'm warning you get you a fresh Di-Bion cuz it's spooky time again. I'm just trying to I'm just a"}, {"start": 8897.58, "end": 8899.58, "text": " I'm just trying to warn you"}, {"start": 8900.78, "end": 8904.220000000001, "text": " Listen to me for once. Where my game at? Hello?"}, {"start": 8911.58, "end": 8913.74, "text": " Hello? Why my game not loading?"}, {"start": 8917.66, "end": 8918.16, "text": " Hell!"}, {"start": 8922.7, "end": 8924.54, "text": " My whole PC just rose checking. You hear me?"}, {"start": 8930.78, "end": 8932.78, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8940.78, "end": 8942.78, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8948.78, "end": 8950.78, "text": " I gotta go..."}, {"start": 8950.78, "end": 8952.78, "text": " my PC."}, {"start": 8955.78, "end": 8957.78, "text": " I gotta go Cast Manager."}, {"start": 8960.78, "end": 8986.140000000001, "text": " You know it's bad when you've got to pull up task manager chat, that's how you know."}, {"start": 8986.14, "end": 8987.14, "text": " Here it is."}, {"start": 8987.14, "end": 8993.14, "text": " It kicks you off the rest of the island, Sam."}, {"start": 8993.14, "end": 8997.14, "text": " Because it is spooky time again, baby."}, {"start": 8997.14, "end": 9000.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 9106.14, "end": 9108.14, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 9166.14, "end": 9180.619999999999, "text": " Come over here kitty, kitty."}, {"start": 9180.62, "end": 9182.62, "text": " Help me!"}, {"start": 9184.62, "end": 9186.62, "text": " Help me!"}, {"start": 9193.62, "end": 9195.62, "text": " Help me!"}, {"start": 9210.62, "end": 9225.26, "text": " It's time for the Spooky Time again."}, {"start": 9225.26, "end": 9232.460000000001, "text": " Get you a dive beyond, because it's Spooky Time."}, {"start": 9232.460000000001, "end": 9234.26, "text": " Hey Kase, how we feeling about Frito Pies?"}, {"start": 9234.26, "end": 9235.900000000001, "text": " I love Frito Pies, man."}, {"start": 9235.900000000001, "end": 9239.140000000001, "text": " Frito Pies are so good, bro."}, {"start": 9239.14, "end": 9250.98, "text": " But this game is tales after dark, something's upstairs, not something downstairs, not something"}, {"start": 9250.98, "end": 9253.699999999999, "text": " on the floor you're on."}, {"start": 9253.699999999999, "end": 9264.38, "text": " No, no, no, don't get it twisted, something is upstairs."}, {"start": 9264.380000000001, "end": 9280.380000000001, "text": " you very much. Lock in spooky time. Pre-fire sensitivity y'all already know the drill."}, {"start": 9280.380000000001, "end": 9289.380000000001, "text": " EpicStarForgeSystems.com, let's go. Tales After Dark, Episode 1."}, {"start": 9294.380000000001, "end": 9304.140000000001, "text": " something upstairs. Lock in. A month ago, I moved. Divorce, debts, I needed somewhere to go."}, {"start": 9304.140000000001, "end": 9310.54, "text": " Roe got divorce and debts. Oh, you ain't gonna give me a chance to, okay. An old five-story building"}, {"start": 9310.54, "end": 9314.94, "text": " at the edge of town. The landlady barely haggled. She said only one thing, don't touch the top"}, {"start": 9314.94, "end": 9322.140000000001, "text": " floor well that's not a good sign the first week was quiet too quiet for a"}, {"start": 9322.140000000001, "end": 9332.02, "text": " city okay see now you give me two times too much time to read this one then the"}, {"start": 9332.02, "end": 9337.58, "text": " footsteps started every night the same time above me slow back and forth so we"}, {"start": 9337.58, "end": 9342.060000000001, "text": " moved into a five-story building and the landlady said do not touch the fifth"}, {"start": 9342.06, "end": 9349.42, "text": " floor. That is a red flag. I went upstairs, knocked on the apartment door above. No one answered."}, {"start": 9355.5, "end": 9358.939999999999, "text": " The neighbor downstairs said that apartment's been empty for six months"}, {"start": 9359.9, "end": 9364.06, "text": " at the last tenant left at night and took nothing with him. Hey, let's go in there and"}, {"start": 9364.06, "end": 9368.3, "text": " get some stuff. What you talking about? Sell that on eBay. He said he got a divorce and"}, {"start": 9368.300000000001, "end": 9374.060000000001, "text": " dead that could clear out some of the debt. I started recording everything I see in here on my phone"}, {"start": 9374.060000000001, "end": 9381.660000000002, "text": " sending it to you Max. If something happens to me you'll know. Are we Max? You probably think"}, {"start": 9381.660000000002, "end": 9393.580000000002, "text": " I'm losing my mind. Sometimes I think so too. Next! This is the first recording."}, {"start": 9393.58, "end": 9397.58, "text": " Yeah, G.G."}, {"start": 9397.58, "end": 9406.58, "text": " Oh, yeah, G.G."}, {"start": 9406.58, "end": 9411.58, "text": " We should have known better than a move to an apartment that looks like this. This looks like Granny's house."}, {"start": 9411.58, "end": 9412.58, "text": " I can't see nothing."}, {"start": 9412.58, "end": 9413.58, "text": " HELL!"}, {"start": 9413.58, "end": 9417.58, "text": " HELL!"}, {"start": 9417.58, "end": 9418.58, "text": " Oh, there's one."}, {"start": 9418.58, "end": 9436.58, "text": " The apartment's old. Time to sort everything out. This is what you moved into big dog. I fear. I fear. I know this is ridiculous."}, {"start": 9436.58, "end": 9442.18, "text": " Now there's no way you to catch me. We'll move it into here. This is creepy"}, {"start": 9443.06, "end": 9448.18, "text": " Landlady hit a lick you ain't lying. Look at this poor. Oh my"}, {"start": 9453.02, "end": 9455.02, "text": " Got a microwave"}, {"start": 9458.66, "end": 9465.34, "text": " Oh, I didn't want to grab another one. Oh Lord. Oh the meal prep. Oh, no the meal prep. Oh, it's cooked"}, {"start": 9466.58, "end": 9469.06, "text": " Okay, let's just put it here, I guess. I can't put it back in the fridge."}, {"start": 9472.58, "end": 9476.18, "text": " Oh, I got text messages. So how's the new place settled in?"}, {"start": 9476.18, "end": 9478.98, "text": " Yeah, it's okay. Getting used to it. I haven't unpacked the boxes yet."}, {"start": 9479.94, "end": 9485.86, "text": " Ha! Classic. Are the neighbors nice at least? Seems like it, but I hear footsteps at night from above."}, {"start": 9487.7, "end": 9488.26, "text": " We're dead."}, {"start": 9491.14, "end": 9492.1, "text": " Chat, we are dead."}, {"start": 9492.1, "end": 9499.220000000001, "text": " All right, I think I don't want to bother unpacking everything chat I"}, {"start": 9504.42, "end": 9512.1, "text": " Just copied my YouTube intro. I don't want to bother unpacking stuff. I just don't even want to bother moving in here"}, {"start": 9514.62, "end": 9516.62, "text": " We go in a bit"}, {"start": 9518.04, "end": 9520.92, "text": " Why is there an option to hide under the bed?"}, {"start": 9522.1, "end": 9535.1, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 9535.1, "end": 9548.5, "text": " Did they give me an instruction on what I need to do right now?"}, {"start": 9548.5, "end": 9559.5, "text": " did it tell me I needed to do anything? settle in? impossible. oh! the complete Sherlock Holmes."}, {"start": 9559.5, "end": 9578.58, "text": " did that work? did that work? did that work? did that work? did that work? okay all right"}, {"start": 9578.58, "end": 9579.82, "text": " What else is in here?"}, {"start": 9579.82, "end": 9581.66, "text": " Notebook."}, {"start": 9581.66, "end": 9583.74, "text": " Block."}, {"start": 9583.74, "end": 9585.46, "text": " What are we, two years old?"}, {"start": 9589.82, "end": 9590.5, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 9593.18, "end": 9593.68, "text": " Block?"}, {"start": 9597.9, "end": 9599.82, "text": " Was I supposed to do anything else there?"}, {"start": 9604.6, "end": 9605.42, "text": " What a book, though."}, {"start": 9608.58, "end": 9623.58, "text": " So the blocks go there too, hold on."}, {"start": 9623.58, "end": 9626.58, "text": " The other block, okay here it is."}, {"start": 9626.58, "end": 9629.58, "text": " Got a block here."}, {"start": 9629.58, "end": 9633.58, "text": " Okay let's go get the other one."}, {"start": 9633.58, "end": 9638.58, "text": " with the other block there as well."}, {"start": 9638.58, "end": 9643.58, "text": " Did that work?"}, {"start": 9646.58, "end": 9651.58, "text": " Is there anything else in this box that I need to get?"}, {"start": 9651.58, "end": 9656.58, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9656.58, "end": 9678.58, "text": " Okay. I have a question. There's, I am confused. They didn't give me specific instructions."}, {"start": 9678.58, "end": 9685.58, "text": " And if they did, they came off the screen so quick that I don't even remember what they were."}, {"start": 9685.58, "end": 9695.58, "text": " Oh, I'll unpack. Finally, some order. My throat feels dry. I should get some water."}, {"start": 9695.58, "end": 9702.58, "text": " Okay, just from the sink, I guess. Or maybe from... Oh, we got water bottles in here. Nice!"}, {"start": 9702.58, "end": 9705.14, "text": " Nice. That looks like some good water too."}, {"start": 9708.66, "end": 9710.1, "text": " You ain't got to be that aggressive."}, {"start": 9711.42, "end": 9713.82, "text": " We'll see in court fears the fathom takes noise."}, {"start": 9717.06, "end": 9717.98, "text": " Okay, I'm done with it."}, {"start": 9722.26, "end": 9723.66, "text": " People live there. What of it?"}, {"start": 9726.14, "end": 9729.18, "text": " That's just that's just it. No one lives above me. The"}, {"start": 9729.18, "end": 9731.02, "text": " apartment's been empty for half a year."}, {"start": 9731.02, "end": 9736.5, "text": " maybe it's just the pipes no it's literally footsteps back and forth"}, {"start": 9736.5, "end": 9740.58, "text": " L max he doesn't believe me"}, {"start": 9740.58, "end": 9746.140000000001, "text": " get something to eat I should sit down to eat"}, {"start": 9747.34, "end": 9752.300000000001, "text": " ahhhhhh it's all a weed a bag of chills"}, {"start": 9754.1, "end": 9757.9, "text": " there we go that's better"}, {"start": 9761.02, "end": 9763.02, "text": " Now what?"}, {"start": 9772.02, "end": 9776.02, "text": " It's just a wiring chat. It's all good. That can be easily explained away."}, {"start": 9776.02, "end": 9779.02, "text": " No, no. Chat, no reason to fret. See that?"}, {"start": 9791.02, "end": 9809.82, "text": " That scared me so bad."}, {"start": 9809.82, "end": 9812.060000000001, "text": " That literally scared me."}, {"start": 9812.060000000001, "end": 9813.74, "text": " Y'all good?"}, {"start": 9813.74, "end": 9814.74, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 9814.74, "end": 9815.74, "text": " Y'all good?"}, {"start": 9815.74, "end": 9816.74, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 9816.74, "end": 9820.26, "text": " Okay, is there a fuse box around here?"}, {"start": 9820.26, "end": 9822.26, "text": " Surely there is right?"}, {"start": 9825.58, "end": 9829.34, "text": " Gotta be oh no the lights just turned off that's weird"}, {"start": 9831.68, "end": 9833.68, "text": " Okay, we're good"}, {"start": 9833.84, "end": 9839.36, "text": " Is there another nice wish here there we go chat everything's all good again. It's okay"}, {"start": 9842.24, "end": 9844.4, "text": " All right now what do I go to bed?"}, {"start": 9844.4, "end": 9850.4, "text": " No, they're still an option to hide under the bed. I don't like that."}, {"start": 9855.4, "end": 9857.4, "text": " What they want me to do now?"}, {"start": 9863.4, "end": 9866.4, "text": " Did they give me an instruction that I didn't see?"}, {"start": 9874.4, "end": 9883.18, "text": " Oh, I didn't even see this when I first got here."}, {"start": 9883.18, "end": 9887.119999999999, "text": " Yo K with the five, appreciate that K with the five, appreciate you as well, Jet W Jet"}, {"start": 9887.119999999999, "end": 9890.4, "text": " for a thousand bits, thank you Jet."}, {"start": 9890.4, "end": 9893.44, "text": " If you're reading this, you've already moved in, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 9893.44, "end": 9896.64, "text": " Don't answer the knocking, it starts when the lights go out."}, {"start": 9896.64, "end": 9902.76, "text": " Three knocks from above, don't go near the door, no matter what you hear."}, {"start": 9902.76, "end": 9905.14, "text": " We thought it was just our imagination, too,"}, {"start": 9905.14, "end": 9906.74, "text": " that it was just a neighbor."}, {"start": 9906.74, "end": 9908.4, "text": " Don't go upstairs."}, {"start": 9913.800000000001, "end": 9916.34, "text": " I didn't plan on it, but thanks for the warning."}, {"start": 9922.84, "end": 9923.84, "text": " How do I close it?"}, {"start": 9926.12, "end": 9926.960000000001, "text": " What nonsense?"}, {"start": 9926.960000000001, "end": 9927.9, "text": " I'll go lay down."}, {"start": 9932.76, "end": 9934.76, "text": " I don't believe this. I need to tell Max."}, {"start": 9962.76, "end": 9991.76, "text": " What's going on with you?"}, {"start": 9991.76, "end": 9997.68, "text": " What's going on with you won't stop now the floorboards are creaking too. I'll go check what it is. Are you crazy at night alone?"}, {"start": 9998.32, "end": 10000.56, "text": " I'll just take a look the door's probably locked anyway"}, {"start": 10001.04, "end": 10003.68, "text": " Text me a second you go up. So we're gonna go upstairs"}, {"start": 10004.08, "end": 10009.84, "text": " Even though that note on the wall explicitly said do not go upstairs no matter what good one bud"}, {"start": 10011.52, "end": 10014.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, gg. Oh my goodness g to the gg"}, {"start": 10014.800000000001, "end": 10023.800000000001, "text": " If someone tells us to apologize and leave, you ain't gonna have time to apologize."}, {"start": 10023.800000000001, "end": 10030.800000000001, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 10030.800000000001, "end": 10034.800000000001, "text": " That was rolling!"}, {"start": 10034.800000000001, "end": 10035.800000000001, "text": " This is so stupid."}, {"start": 10035.800000000001, "end": 10036.800000000001, "text": " This is so stupid."}, {"start": 10036.800000000001, "end": 10037.800000000001, "text": " Is there another flight of stairs?"}, {"start": 10037.800000000001, "end": 10038.800000000001, "text": " I can go up."}, {"start": 10038.800000000001, "end": 10039.800000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10039.800000000001, "end": 10042.800000000001, "text": " It's so stupid. Is there another flight of stairs I can go up? No."}, {"start": 10046.800000000001, "end": 10047.800000000001, "text": " We are sorry."}, {"start": 10052.800000000001, "end": 10053.800000000001, "text": " The door is a charm."}, {"start": 10054.800000000001, "end": 10056.800000000001, "text": " This is the apartment above mine."}, {"start": 10057.800000000001, "end": 10058.800000000001, "text": " The game just closed."}, {"start": 10069.800000000001, "end": 10088.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10088.68, "end": 10091.560000000001, "text": " That couldn't have been the ending."}, {"start": 10091.560000000001, "end": 10095.920000000002, "text": " I can speedrun to that point now."}, {"start": 10095.920000000002, "end": 10099.2, "text": " Did it crash?"}, {"start": 10099.2, "end": 10101.76, "text": " I can speed run to that point now that I know what to do."}, {"start": 10109.92, "end": 10112.52, "text": " There's actually chat."}, {"start": 10112.52, "end": 10115.480000000001, "text": " There is no way on this planet"}, {"start": 10116.92, "end": 10119.320000000002, "text": " that that was the ending to the game, right?"}, {"start": 10119.320000000002, "end": 10120.92, "text": " Say it ain't so."}, {"start": 10120.92, "end": 10127.92, "text": " Check, please."}, {"start": 10127.92, "end": 10146.960000000001, "text": " There is, there is legitimately no possible way that that was the end of it, I had to"}, {"start": 10146.960000000001, "end": 10158.000000000002, "text": " just crashed right maybe the jump scare was so sinister that it crashed the game and it low key saved us"}, {"start": 10176.960000000001, "end": 10184.880000000001, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 10184.880000000001, "end": 10189.84, "text": " That might just be the ending of episode one, dude, there's no way."}, {"start": 10189.84, "end": 10195.36, "text": " Speedy, Joey Chestnut, GONE!"}, {"start": 10195.36, "end": 10206.000000000002, "text": " TV comes on right here, lights go out."}, {"start": 10206.0, "end": 10207.0, "text": " Let's go out."}, {"start": 10207.0, "end": 10208.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10208.0, "end": 10213.56, "text": " Seat turns on."}, {"start": 10213.56, "end": 10215.52, "text": " Look how quick we got through this, Chad."}, {"start": 10215.52, "end": 10218.0, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 10218.0, "end": 10221.72, "text": " Reads note, closes note."}, {"start": 10221.72, "end": 10223.44, "text": " Goes to lay down."}, {"start": 10223.44, "end": 10224.44, "text": " Noise happens."}, {"start": 10224.44, "end": 10232.64, "text": " Gets out from under the bed."}, {"start": 10232.64, "end": 10254.74, "text": " speed run world record pace right here text them text them bud there's the"}, {"start": 10254.74, "end": 10255.46, "text": " noises."}, {"start": 10259.66, "end": 10262.26, "text": " Chad, that's a crazy place to crash."}, {"start": 10266.34, "end": 10268.26, "text": " Alright, there we go. Now we go upstairs."}, {"start": 10270.94, "end": 10272.02, "text": " Beautiful pace."}, {"start": 10272.02, "end": 10274.02, "text": " Check out my cooking!"}, {"start": 10279.02, "end": 10281.02, "text": " I bet- why did that get me?"}, {"start": 10291.02, "end": 10294.02, "text": " It was just a crash!"}, {"start": 10294.02, "end": 10298.02, "text": " Ooh, there is mold all over this apartment."}, {"start": 10298.02, "end": 10300.02, "text": " Oh, oh man."}, {"start": 10302.02, "end": 10307.02, "text": " Oh, it is completely molded in here."}, {"start": 10310.02, "end": 10311.02, "text": " So how would the..."}, {"start": 10321.02, "end": 10322.02, "text": " Let's get out of here."}, {"start": 10326.02, "end": 10327.02, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10332.02, "end": 10337.02, "text": " There's nothing in here."}, {"start": 10340.02, "end": 10343.02, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10347.02, "end": 10350.02, "text": " Are we stupid? Yes."}, {"start": 10351.02, "end": 10355.02, "text": " Yo, I can't see anything."}, {"start": 10355.02, "end": 10362.02, "text": " Dude, just go home, Ski!"}, {"start": 10362.02, "end": 10365.02, "text": " I can't see nothing."}, {"start": 10365.02, "end": 10368.02, "text": " There has to help."}, {"start": 10368.02, "end": 10371.02, "text": " That literally did nothing."}, {"start": 10371.02, "end": 10375.02, "text": " Well, maybe a little bit."}, {"start": 10375.02, "end": 10377.02, "text": " Coffee's still warm."}, {"start": 10377.02, "end": 10381.02, "text": " He's somewhere nearby."}, {"start": 10381.02, "end": 10383.02, "text": " Oh, that's bright."}, {"start": 10383.02, "end": 10386.300000000001, "text": " Don't go in there, already inside, total mess, so much dust."}, {"start": 10386.300000000001, "end": 10388.300000000001, "text": " But there's a warm cup of coffee on the table."}, {"start": 10395.18, "end": 10398.26, "text": " Why would you feel comfortable being in Y?"}, {"start": 10399.7, "end": 10400.7, "text": " Oh, it's over."}, {"start": 10403.02, "end": 10406.02, "text": " Radio's on, nothing but static, 60 second reference."}, {"start": 10408.380000000001, "end": 10409.220000000001, "text": " Who turned it on?"}, {"start": 10409.220000000001, "end": 10410.74, "text": " Probably the same person that poured"}, {"start": 10410.74, "end": 10412.140000000001, "text": " the cup of coffee, Buster."}, {"start": 10413.02, "end": 10431.34, "text": " There's a radio playing here all static okay get out of there now"}, {"start": 10431.34, "end": 10446.82, "text": " Yo, let's leave now. We have overstayed our welcome. You are so dumb, Chad Gigi."}, {"start": 10446.82, "end": 10453.94, "text": " Our character is a simpleton. March 12th. Noise from downstairs again. A new tenant"}, {"start": 10453.94, "end": 10459.62, "text": " moved in. Hauling boxes till night. The elevator is groaning nonstop. The landlady said"}, {"start": 10459.62, "end": 10467.300000000001, "text": " quiet. Decent. We'll see. All I want is quiet. I ask for nothing else. Oh, there's 13"}, {"start": 10467.300000000001, "end": 10472.52, "text": " pages of this. You have absolutely you have fallen so far off your rocker. It's"}, {"start": 10472.52, "end": 10477.1, "text": " not even funny if you think I'm reading 13 pages of it. You have absolutely"}, {"start": 10477.1, "end": 10482.300000000001, "text": " legitimately lost your mind if you think I'm reading 13 pages of that. I can't..."}, {"start": 10482.300000000001, "end": 10489.300000000001, "text": " I can't hit the continue button. I don't even mean to pause it."}, {"start": 10489.300000000001, "end": 10494.300000000001, "text": " Why can't I hit the continue button?"}, {"start": 10512.300000000001, "end": 10519.300000000001, "text": " Even doing Tab and Enter doesn't work."}, {"start": 10519.300000000001, "end": 10544.300000000001, "text": " Slop!"}, {"start": 10544.300000000001, "end": 10546.300000000001, "text": " I play that whole game!"}, {"start": 10546.300000000001, "end": 10548.300000000001, "text": " Get to the second floor!"}, {"start": 10548.300000000001, "end": 10555.94, "text": " The game crashes fully restarted and then when I get upstairs I accidentally hit the pause button"}, {"start": 10555.94, "end": 10556.94, "text": " I can't unpause it."}, {"start": 10562.94, "end": 10564.94, "text": " You have lost your mind."}, {"start": 10578.300000000001, "end": 10585.300000000001, "text": " You see how quick I am with it?"}, {"start": 10585.300000000001, "end": 10586.300000000001, "text": " Tough."}, {"start": 10586.300000000001, "end": 10603.300000000001, "text": " Come on a breath on, let me relax, that's too much movement."}, {"start": 10603.300000000001, "end": 10617.900000000001, "text": " Now you know what time it is though."}, {"start": 10617.900000000001, "end": 10627.740000000002, "text": " Now you know what time it is."}, {"start": 10627.74, "end": 10636.02, "text": " you know. Type one if you know, type two if you don't know."}, {"start": 10646.46, "end": 10657.14, "text": " Time to make us some more money, Chad. This is gonna be a crazy episode"}, {"start": 10657.14, "end": 10664.14, "text": " because in this episode, we are going to be unlocking Custom Slimes."}, {"start": 10664.14, "end": 10669.14, "text": " There is absolutely no telling what we're going to create."}, {"start": 10669.14, "end": 10671.14, "text": " Lock in, chat!"}, {"start": 10671.14, "end": 10678.14, "text": " Time for another episode of the Spanky Shores, baby!"}, {"start": 10678.14, "end": 10680.14, "text": " Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 10682.14, "end": 10684.14, "text": " Lock in!"}, {"start": 10777.14, "end": 10779.14, "text": " Supervisor Puna."}, {"start": 10779.14, "end": 10781.14, "text": " Kitty, come here."}, {"start": 10783.14, "end": 10785.14, "text": " Come here, Kitty."}, {"start": 10789.14, "end": 10791.14, "text": " Kitty, come here."}, {"start": 10793.14, "end": 10795.14, "text": " Come here, Kitty."}, {"start": 10797.14, "end": 10799.14, "text": " Kitty, come here."}, {"start": 10804.14, "end": 10806.14, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 10807.14, "end": 10814.14, "text": " She's coming."}, {"start": 10837.14, "end": 10839.14, "text": " Kittie!"}, {"start": 10843.14, "end": 10845.14, "text": " Where's it, Kittie?"}, {"start": 10867.14, "end": 10889.099999999999, "text": " W kitty dove."}, {"start": 10889.099999999999, "end": 10892.92, "text": " Alright look here."}, {"start": 10892.92, "end": 10895.24, "text": " Yo Christy with the 20 gift."}, {"start": 10895.24, "end": 10897.039999999999, "text": " Give me some W's for Christy."}, {"start": 10897.04, "end": 10905.740000000002, "text": " with the 20 gifted chat W Christy with the 20 gifted subs"}, {"start": 10905.740000000002, "end": 10913.34, "text": " law and have mercy W Christy narcolepsy with 1000 bits said"}, {"start": 10913.34, "end": 10916.1, "text": " just wanted to say thanks for the lemonade when I visited"}, {"start": 10916.1, "end": 10922.7, "text": " Stanky shores that helped me pass my drug test. Yeah, it's"}, {"start": 10922.7, "end": 10929.6, "text": " good lemonade. All right. Look here. If you were not here in"}, {"start": 10929.6, "end": 10938.880000000001, "text": " yesterday's episode. Here's what happened. So in yesterday's"}, {"start": 10938.900000000001, "end": 10947.640000000001, "text": " episode of the stinky shores, we hired my mom we hire two"}, {"start": 10947.640000000001, "end": 10951.6, "text": " new individuals in yesterday's episode of the stinky"}, {"start": 10951.6, "end": 10960.24, "text": " source. Both of them wound up being great employees thus far. Look here. Ducks are coming today."}, {"start": 10960.24, "end": 10968.6, "text": " I'm not sure what that means, GG. Okay, look here. So if you were not here in yesterday's"}, {"start": 10968.6, "end": 10974.48, "text": " episode, we hired my mom as a security guard. Yes, that's actually my mom in the game."}, {"start": 10974.48, "end": 10980.76, "text": " We hired my mom as a security guard. She has been snapping people up left and right,"}, {"start": 10980.76, "end": 10985.2, "text": " actually like she's been hitting people so hard they fly a hundred feet there"}, {"start": 10985.2, "end": 10997.0, "text": " then get run over by a car. Also we hired someone else yesterday. There she"}, {"start": 10997.0, "end": 11003.32, "text": " is. She is low key the goat. I'm not gonna lie. She is so good at running that"}, {"start": 11003.32, "end": 11006.64, "text": " lemonade stand right there. It's actually insane. She restocks it. She"}, {"start": 11006.64, "end": 11015.16, "text": " does all of that. So yesterday's episode we hired Nicole and my mom. In today's episode,"}, {"start": 11015.16, "end": 11023.84, "text": " the goal is great, but also to some people may be kind of scary. What we're trying to"}, {"start": 11023.84, "end": 11041.12, "text": " unlock today ladies and gentlemen custom slides so yeah we need four more"}, {"start": 11041.12, "end": 11046.84, "text": " channel points and we're gonna unlock custom slides I don't have I don't know"}, {"start": 11046.84, "end": 11050.08, "text": " I'm not gonna cook up look I'm not gonna cook up nothing dangerous let's let's"}, {"start": 11050.08, "end": 11058.76, "text": " not be rash here. Um see somebody just said oh no with three periods behind it. Big dog."}, {"start": 11058.76, "end": 11063.64, "text": " I'm not gonna cook up something that's gonna get somebody hurt. Okay. Relax a little bit."}, {"start": 11063.64, "end": 11070.52, "text": " Um but yeah. So that's what we're gonna unlock today is custom slides. I'm gonna cook up"}, {"start": 11070.52, "end": 11079.6, "text": " something absolutely majestic but also FDA approved at the same time okay hey"}, {"start": 11079.6, "end": 11084.36, "text": " everybody lock in today Nicole you did real good on your first day on the job"}, {"start": 11084.36, "end": 11087.960000000001, "text": " yesterday keep it up all right you might have a raise coming so I'm lying you"}, {"start": 11087.960000000001, "end": 11092.36, "text": " ain't getting a raise what you talking about I give a nobody raised by the way"}, {"start": 11092.36, "end": 11098.84, "text": " she does all this good work and Nicole cost $77 a day"}, {"start": 11100.52, "end": 11105.24, "text": " Elboss Chat, you get benefits from other things working at the Stanky Shore."}, {"start": 11110.04, "end": 11112.2, "text": " Everybody's a duck today?"}, {"start": 11115.4, "end": 11116.6, "text": " How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 11119.560000000001, "end": 11122.6, "text": " So that's what the ducks are coming means."}, {"start": 11123.640000000001, "end": 11125.24, "text": " Hey, you ain't got no wristband on."}, {"start": 11125.24, "end": 11127.4, "text": " Hey, Leandro, you better start playing."}, {"start": 11128.12, "end": 11129.800000000001, "text": " I hope they got a funeral plan."}, {"start": 11129.800000000001, "end": 11131.2, "text": " Leandro, you're cut!"}, {"start": 11132.76, "end": 11133.6, "text": " Two piece."}, {"start": 11134.800000000001, "end": 11136.400000000001, "text": " Oh, I was about to juggle them."}, {"start": 11136.400000000001, "end": 11138.2, "text": " Yo, Leandro, get up out of here."}, {"start": 11138.2, "end": 11139.400000000001, "text": " We got some security now."}, {"start": 11139.400000000001, "end": 11140.6, "text": " You don't want to play no more."}, {"start": 11141.2, "end": 11143.2, "text": " Hey, let that be a lesson to anybody"}, {"start": 11143.2, "end": 11144.2, "text": " that wants to try to sneak in this."}, {"start": 11144.2, "end": 11144.800000000001, "text": " Thank you, sword."}, {"start": 11144.800000000001, "end": 11146.000000000002, "text": " It's not going to go well for you."}, {"start": 11146.000000000002, "end": 11147.2, "text": " Okay, it's not."}, {"start": 11148.400000000001, "end": 11149.400000000001, "text": " How y'all doing today?"}, {"start": 11149.400000000001, "end": 11151.000000000002, "text": " Thank y'all so much for being..."}, {"start": 11151.800000000001, "end": 11152.800000000001, "text": " What's my mom doing?"}, {"start": 11152.800000000001, "end": 11168.300000000001, "text": " Yo my mom is standing on business dude it is crazy she's literally snapping people up"}, {"start": 11168.300000000001, "end": 11172.68, "text": " before they can even get out of the dressing room okay that makes for everything is stocked"}, {"start": 11172.68, "end": 11177.12, "text": " real quick okay so okay let me go get some more floaties real quick let me go check the"}, {"start": 11177.12, "end": 11189.36, "text": " vending machine y'all can somebody clip the past 30 seconds real quick I'm trying"}, {"start": 11189.36, "end": 11192.720000000001, "text": " to make sure I didn't just see some"}, {"start": 11196.28, "end": 11202.6, "text": " somebody clip the last 30 seconds please I feel like I just saw some"}, {"start": 11207.12, "end": 11224.04, "text": " Okay, this might be a good thing now. I don't want to I'm not sure here, but I'm pretty sure I just saw somebody fall out of the sky"}, {"start": 11237.12, "end": 11246.62, "text": " Oh, oh, look on the right side of the screen."}, {"start": 11267.12, "end": 11282.640000000001, "text": " Was that the blob zone?"}, {"start": 11282.640000000001, "end": 11287.720000000001, "text": " How do you catch that much air on the blob zone?"}, {"start": 11287.720000000001, "end": 11295.0, "text": " How is it possible to catch that much air on the blob zone?"}, {"start": 11295.0, "end": 11314.84, "text": " What happened hey whatever it was chat look here user error let me go get some more floaties"}, {"start": 11314.84, "end": 11319.04, "text": " okay nobody got injured nowhere else it would say somebody got injured so it's completely"}, {"start": 11319.04, "end": 11328.400000000001, "text": " be careful crossing that road they drive fast okay y'all good whoa thank you so much excuse"}, {"start": 11328.400000000001, "end": 11336.52, "text": " me somebody got ran smooth over yeah I mean dude I tried to get out of your way but like"}, {"start": 11336.52, "end": 11339.68, "text": " It's like you traveled miles just to get in my way."}, {"start": 11339.68, "end": 11342.16, "text": " How's it going?"}, {"start": 11342.16, "end": 11342.66, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 11347.78, "end": 11352.18, "text": " Yo, my mom is actually out here snapping everybody up"}, {"start": 11352.18, "end": 11354.54, "text": " that breaks the rules."}, {"start": 11354.54, "end": 11358.42, "text": " You are a goober if you dare enter the stinky shores"}, {"start": 11358.42, "end": 11359.9, "text": " without a wristband on."}, {"start": 11359.9, "end": 11362.140000000001, "text": " It's actually, what's you looking at?"}, {"start": 11362.140000000001, "end": 11363.54, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 11363.54, "end": 11364.74, "text": " Do you have a problem?"}, {"start": 11366.52, "end": 11371.52, "text": " Why is she standing me like that?"}, {"start": 11371.52, "end": 11377.52, "text": " Okay, man, there's only two in there, okay, not to say like you stand there all day, like"}, {"start": 11377.52, "end": 11379.76, "text": " there's 500 options, there ain't no option."}, {"start": 11379.76, "end": 11383.6, "text": " Let's see if Nicole's still doing good."}, {"start": 11383.6, "end": 11384.6, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 11384.6, "end": 11389.52, "text": " That's a sub five second serve right there."}, {"start": 11389.52, "end": 11392.92, "text": " Dude, Nicole is actually goaded."}, {"start": 11392.92, "end": 11396.4, "text": " There's no, we are one channel point, no, we're not."}, {"start": 11396.4, "end": 11399.199999999999, "text": " three channel points away from unlocking customs right away."}, {"start": 11400.199999999999, "end": 11403.1, "text": " All right, Kade, just save somebody's life or ended it."}, {"start": 11403.1, "end": 11404.699999999999, "text": " It's a 50-50 with him."}, {"start": 11404.699999999999, "end": 11406.8, "text": " What happened to you?"}, {"start": 11406.8, "end": 11407.9, "text": " You good, Colin?"}, {"start": 11407.9, "end": 11409.9, "text": " What's you doing over here?"}, {"start": 11409.9, "end": 11414.199999999999, "text": " Let me observe the four-way intersection block jump real quick"}, {"start": 11414.199999999999, "end": 11416.6, "text": " because I think people are actually getting hurt on this."}, {"start": 11418.5, "end": 11420.699999999999, "text": " Let me make sure this is actually up to safety standards."}, {"start": 11426.4, "end": 11433.52, "text": " Kade, you gotta stop!"}, {"start": 11433.52, "end": 11436.119999999999, "text": " Max, good luck."}, {"start": 11436.119999999999, "end": 11437.119999999999, "text": " That was good form."}, {"start": 11437.119999999999, "end": 11438.119999999999, "text": " It doesn't even look dangerous."}, {"start": 11438.119999999999, "end": 11440.119999999999, "text": " How are people getting hurt here?"}, {"start": 11440.119999999999, "end": 11441.119999999999, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 11441.119999999999, "end": 11444.68, "text": " Remember, I designed this."}, {"start": 11444.68, "end": 11450.72, "text": " See, that's good form."}, {"start": 11450.72, "end": 11458.9, "text": " Chat, every time I come over here and watch somebody use this, it looks perfectly safe."}, {"start": 11458.9, "end": 11459.9, "text": " So you know what that means?"}, {"start": 11459.9, "end": 11464.48, "text": " Chat, I think it's perfectly safe, don't you?"}, {"start": 11464.48, "end": 11466.08, "text": " I want to observe for another minute here."}, {"start": 11466.08, "end": 11468.88, "text": " I'm gathering data on if this is actually safe."}, {"start": 11468.88, "end": 11472.039999999999, "text": " Let's see what Madeline does here."}, {"start": 11472.039999999999, "end": 11476.16, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 11476.16, "end": 11478.96, "text": " That's a little dangerous, right?"}, {"start": 11478.960000000001, "end": 11488.320000000002, "text": " Why didn't it are those faulty blobs what just no they're good hello so I went on a"}, {"start": 11488.320000000002, "end": 11493.740000000002, "text": " hot dog clean chat everybody's got good form when I'm over here watching I don't"}, {"start": 11493.740000000002, "end": 11498.000000000002, "text": " really know what to say how you doing Emma hi dog will catch up there you go"}, {"start": 11498.000000000002, "end": 11505.800000000001, "text": " thank you that might be a little risky I don't know what's going on I think"}, {"start": 11505.800000000001, "end": 11507.800000000001, "text": " He's doing okay"}, {"start": 11511.240000000002, "end": 11513.240000000002, "text": " There's a defect you think"}, {"start": 11518.36, "end": 11520.800000000001, "text": " Chat that is perfect for"}, {"start": 11523.720000000001, "end": 11531.320000000002, "text": " It is what I haven't seen anybody mess. Oh, no, okay, okay, please no, okay, please no"}, {"start": 11531.32, "end": 11557.32, "text": " Okay, you know what? That one wasn't bad at all. WK for that one. Okay, let's see how she does. That was good for him as well. Check this, the four way blob intersections are fine. Yo, Trab with the 20 get the W. Trab with the 20 get to give me some Ws for Trab with the 20. Thank you, Trab. WTrab for real."}, {"start": 11557.32, "end": 11558.32, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 11584.6, "end": 11587.0, "text": " That had to be so, Ella."}, {"start": 11587.0, "end": 11591.4, "text": " That had to be usually it had to be and they want severely entered either which is which is fine"}, {"start": 11592.2, "end": 11596.96, "text": " All right, Kaden give me your best job here. I need to gather this for data clean"}, {"start": 11610.2, "end": 11612.2, "text": " Okay, Raven"}, {"start": 11612.2, "end": 11618.84, "text": " Please give me a clean jump. I need to see the perfect form Raven. That is exactly how this is supposed to be used"}, {"start": 11619.480000000001, "end": 11621.16, "text": " W Raven"}, {"start": 11621.16, "end": 11623.16, "text": " So Chad, here's what I'm trying to gather, right?"}, {"start": 11625.08, "end": 11630.92, "text": " I'm trying to gather whether there's a manufacturing problem with these or if it's user error"}, {"start": 11631.480000000001, "end": 11634.12, "text": " So from what I've gathered so far I"}, {"start": 11635.560000000001, "end": 11640.28, "text": " Think it leans more on the user error side because most people come through here"}, {"start": 11640.28, "end": 11645.92, "text": " and it's perfectly fine but some mess up like this dude's name is Fisher he is a"}, {"start": 11645.92, "end": 11649.220000000001, "text": " hundred percent going to kill it he's one with the water he's a literally a"}, {"start": 11649.220000000001, "end": 11654.800000000001, "text": " fisherman look this is about to kill it"}, {"start": 11654.800000000001, "end": 11661.800000000001, "text": " He was killed."}, {"start": 11661.800000000001, "end": 11669.52, "text": " Okay, um, look, Jack, look, look."}, {"start": 11669.52, "end": 11674.44, "text": " Type one if you think it's user error."}, {"start": 11674.44, "end": 11675.44, "text": " It's 100% user error."}, {"start": 11675.44, "end": 11676.44, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 11676.44, "end": 11677.44, "text": " Okay, forget you there."}, {"start": 11677.44, "end": 11682.880000000001, "text": " I mean, what do I give for trying to have good customer service?"}, {"start": 11682.880000000001, "end": 11684.320000000002, "text": " I was over here handling something."}, {"start": 11684.320000000002, "end": 11686.160000000002, "text": " You're gonna walk off as soon as I get here."}, {"start": 11686.160000000002, "end": 11687.160000000002, "text": " You got impatient."}, {"start": 11687.160000000002, "end": 11688.480000000001, "text": " You couldn't hang out for a little too"}, {"start": 11688.480000000001, "end": 11689.880000000001, "text": " stethoscope while I get your order."}, {"start": 11689.880000000001, "end": 11691.400000000001, "text": " Forget you, Dan."}, {"start": 11691.400000000001, "end": 11693.12, "text": " I gotta go restock the floaties again."}, {"start": 11700.400000000001, "end": 11701.400000000001, "text": " I should have took a zip line."}, {"start": 11701.400000000001, "end": 11702.000000000002, "text": " I'm a simpleton."}, {"start": 11702.000000000002, "end": 11702.6, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 11705.28, "end": 11709.12, "text": " Chat, I personally think my bad faith, my bad."}, {"start": 11709.12, "end": 11710.000000000002, "text": " Please, please, though."}, {"start": 11710.000000000002, "end": 11711.12, "text": " I didn't mean to."}, {"start": 11711.12, "end": 11712.480000000001, "text": " We cool?"}, {"start": 11712.48, "end": 11713.32, "text": " We cool."}, {"start": 11714.76, "end": 11716.0, "text": " I'm out of here."}, {"start": 11716.0, "end": 11716.84, "text": " Chat, look here."}, {"start": 11718.199999999999, "end": 11719.08, "text": " What was I about to say?"}, {"start": 11719.08, "end": 11719.96, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 11719.96, "end": 11721.32, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 11721.32, "end": 11724.52, "text": " Kate, you gotta stop, man."}, {"start": 11724.52, "end": 11725.72, "text": " What was I about to say?"}, {"start": 11727.119999999999, "end": 11728.72, "text": " I forgot what I was about to say."}, {"start": 11732.08, "end": 11734.8, "text": " I keep forgetting what else how you doing, Fisher."}, {"start": 11734.8, "end": 11737.72, "text": " You feeling okay from that tumble you had earlier?"}, {"start": 11737.72, "end": 11738.88, "text": " User error, by the way."}, {"start": 11738.88, "end": 11740.279999999999, "text": " You can't, it's in the fine print."}, {"start": 11740.279999999999, "end": 11741.119999999999, "text": " You can't sue for that."}, {"start": 11741.119999999999, "end": 11742.16, "text": " But anyway, I've been doing it, Fisher."}, {"start": 11742.16, "end": 11750.16, "text": " I just got back once everybody have duck heads. It's like it's an event or something like that."}, {"start": 11750.16, "end": 11754.64, "text": " I think it'll pass after this day. I guess everybody's just in duck cosplay today. I don't know."}, {"start": 11757.92, "end": 11766.0, "text": " Um, okay. Good luck! That was that was so clean. Insanely clean, by the way."}, {"start": 11766.0, "end": 11773.0, "text": " Okay, um, hey Kase, I live in the apartment building next to the stanky shores, yesterday"}, {"start": 11773.0, "end": 11778.0, "text": " I was making lunch and I saw this blonde lifeguard aura farming on a diving board."}, {"start": 11778.0, "end": 11783.96, "text": " Then I saw a large shape flying through the air and heard a thud on my balcony."}, {"start": 11783.96, "end": 11788.04, "text": " I went out to look and there was a mangled body on the floor."}, {"start": 11788.04, "end": 11791.68, "text": " I called an ambulance and they pronounced him dead at the scene."}, {"start": 11791.68, "end": 11794.84, "text": " I think you might have a serial killer working for you and I'm scared."}, {"start": 11798.04, "end": 11802.24, "text": " Yeah, that is why I didn't want to hire Kade because he is."}, {"start": 11804.16, "end": 11805.16, "text": " What is he doing?"}, {"start": 11808.960000000001, "end": 11809.960000000001, "text": " What does he do?"}, {"start": 11813.32, "end": 11816.76, "text": " But yeah, Kade is legitimately a serial killer, but I had to hire him."}, {"start": 11816.76, "end": 11821.56, "text": " Okay, so I have an idea for an attraction of BBL booster where you have a slide leading"}, {"start": 11821.56, "end": 11825.880000000001, "text": " to those bumpers where they look like two massive cheeks."}, {"start": 11825.880000000001, "end": 11826.880000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11826.880000000001, "end": 11834.800000000001, "text": " And I have a slide position so the customer lands on the cheeks."}, {"start": 11834.800000000001, "end": 11837.48, "text": " I don't know what that means, but I like the way you think."}, {"start": 11837.48, "end": 11841.2, "text": " That sounds great to me."}, {"start": 11841.2, "end": 11842.2, "text": " Where is Nicolette?"}, {"start": 11842.2, "end": 11843.2, "text": " There you go, Milden."}, {"start": 11843.2, "end": 11844.2, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 11844.2, "end": 11845.2, "text": " Both on that?"}, {"start": 11845.2, "end": 11850.560000000001, "text": " How you doing both on that? There you go. Thank you so much. How are you doing Mariana? Where's the trench at?"}, {"start": 11853.6, "end": 11855.28, "text": " How you doing Louisa?"}, {"start": 11855.28, "end": 11860.400000000001, "text": " Limiting with ice? There you go. Thank you so much. How you doing Lucy? Ice and lemon?"}, {"start": 11861.44, "end": 11865.12, "text": " There you go. Thank you so much. Yo Fisher, you are back again, huh?"}, {"start": 11866.640000000001, "end": 11870.560000000001, "text": " Limiting with limit? Yo, okay, somebody, okay, you got it. Chat."}, {"start": 11872.08, "end": 11874.400000000001, "text": " Pretty much one more channel point."}, {"start": 11875.2, "end": 11881.28, "text": " Until custom slides. Oh my goodness miss Lucy doofy with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 11884.16, "end": 11886.16, "text": " Don't it's a way"}, {"start": 11886.16, "end": 11892.68, "text": " Check the spanky shores is the opposite of spanky. I'm not gonna lie. It is it's such a vibe here. It's almost"}, {"start": 11892.92, "end": 11894.92, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 11897.800000000001, "end": 11899.800000000001, "text": " Chat we are"}, {"start": 11905.2, "end": 11914.880000000001, "text": " We are literally less than one channel point away from unlocking..."}, {"start": 11914.880000000001, "end": 11920.480000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry about this."}, {"start": 11920.480000000001, "end": 11922.0, "text": " I'm so sorry about this y'all."}, {"start": 11922.0, "end": 11924.0, "text": " I gotta restart the..."}, {"start": 11924.0, "end": 11925.0, "text": " The..."}, {"start": 11925.0, "end": 11926.0, "text": " The..."}, {"start": 11926.0, "end": 11927.0, "text": " The..."}, {"start": 11927.0, "end": 11934.0, "text": " 99% satisfaction dude."}, {"start": 11934.0, "end": 11939.0, "text": " Chad, look at this."}, {"start": 11939.0, "end": 11945.0, "text": " Chad, we are about to do a custom slide."}, {"start": 11945.0, "end": 11950.0, "text": " I was here."}, {"start": 11950.0, "end": 11956.0, "text": " Paid reviews and I would never do that."}, {"start": 11956.0, "end": 11965.84, "text": " chat it is time for custom slides as soon as I get to the next channel boy oh my goodness can you believe it"}, {"start": 11970.4, "end": 11977.84, "text": " I was here I'm about to cook up something oh my goodness it's gonna be incomprehensible"}, {"start": 11977.84, "end": 11987.28, "text": " It's actually going to be incomprehensible when I'm going to cook up, oh my goodness,"}, {"start": 11987.28, "end": 11989.56, "text": " it's going to be crazy."}, {"start": 11989.56, "end": 12000.52, "text": " All IP to the customers, uh-uh, it's going to be perfectly safe, FDA approved."}, {"start": 12000.52, "end": 12002.52, "text": " case with another 25 gift at WK."}, {"start": 12002.52, "end": 12004.52, "text": " Remind 11,000 gift for the 25 gift again."}, {"start": 12004.52, "end": 12006.52, "text": " Thank you so much WK."}, {"start": 12006.52, "end": 12008.52, "text": " Remind 11,000 gift for the 25, thank you."}, {"start": 12012.52, "end": 12014.52, "text": " W25 for our appreciate that."}, {"start": 12014.52, "end": 12016.52, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12016.52, "end": 12018.52, "text": " Chat of time."}, {"start": 12030.52, "end": 12051.800000000001, "text": " We are putting in a custom slide that means I have to get rid of the quad zone it's dated"}, {"start": 12051.800000000001, "end": 12063.800000000001, "text": " at this point, but shout out to the quad zone chat, RIP the quad zone. It's now obsolete."}, {"start": 12063.800000000001, "end": 12077.080000000002, "text": " Braking with the 5W, braking with the 5. Busy with the 5, thank you. Why? Because it's"}, {"start": 12077.08, "end": 12079.08, "text": " It's time to leave now."}, {"start": 12081.88, "end": 12083.88, "text": " Deans move on, chat."}, {"start": 12089.28, "end": 12093.38, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to make a custom flight at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 12093.38, "end": 12096.38, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 12097.58, "end": 12100.58, "text": " Oh, ho-ho! Man!"}, {"start": 12100.58, "end": 12102.58, "text": " It's about to get bad!"}, {"start": 12107.08, "end": 12109.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12109.08, "end": 12111.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12111.08, "end": 12113.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12113.08, "end": 12115.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12115.08, "end": 12117.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12117.08, "end": 12119.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12119.08, "end": 12121.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12127.08, "end": 12129.08, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 12129.08, "end": 12145.36, "text": " yes we're clearing plenty of space here for this new slide this is about to get"}, {"start": 12145.36, "end": 12148.08, "text": " wicked buddy"}, {"start": 12148.08, "end": 12160.8, "text": " pathetic disgusting loser with the five gift that that is an unbelievable"}, {"start": 12178.08, "end": 12185.08, "text": " The name is actually Pathetic Disgusting Loser, the profile pictures me tucked into bed sleeping."}, {"start": 12195.08, "end": 12200.08, "text": " Yo, that might be one of the best names on Twitch. It's actually just Pathetic Disgusting Loser."}, {"start": 12206.08, "end": 12207.08, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 12208.08, "end": 12219.48, "text": " Yo, Chad, I was here. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, oh, oh, my goodness. Oh,"}, {"start": 12219.48, "end": 12226.48, "text": " Oh, I'm about to create something crazy!"}, {"start": 12226.48, "end": 12247.48, "text": " How do you make it tall?"}, {"start": 12247.48, "end": 12271.48, "text": " Can I make it tall?"}, {"start": 12271.48, "end": 12273.48, "text": " Oh yes!"}, {"start": 12301.48, "end": 12327.48, "text": " How do I extend it?"}, {"start": 12327.48, "end": 12357.279999999999, "text": " Oh my goodness, I'm not done yet."}, {"start": 12357.28, "end": 12359.28, "text": " You're not done yet!"}, {"start": 12417.28, "end": 12443.28, "text": " You gotta be fisting me with the five."}, {"start": 12473.28, "end": 12483.28, "text": " 10,000 bits. Use the special pieces. It's a booster. It'll make them go faster. What?"}, {"start": 12503.28, "end": 12527.08, "text": " it's going to fly straight off the end of it."}, {"start": 12527.08, "end": 12529.08, "text": " Wait, go back, go back, go back, go back."}, {"start": 12543.08, "end": 12546.08, "text": " The slide is so tall I can't even get a good grasp of it."}, {"start": 12549.08, "end": 12551.08, "text": " Special pieces."}, {"start": 12551.08, "end": 12553.08, "text": " Straight down."}, {"start": 12557.08, "end": 12565.8, "text": " is that a special piece I can't tell yes it is oh my goodness"}, {"start": 12587.08, "end": 12614.12, "text": " I have an idea."}, {"start": 12614.12, "end": 12615.12, "text": " Don't forget to name it."}, {"start": 12615.12, "end": 12638.400000000001, "text": " can do it by clicking slide one. Wait, what? Okay. Okay. First custom slide is in. First"}, {"start": 12638.4, "end": 12640.4, "text": " First custom slide is in."}, {"start": 12646.4, "end": 12648.4, "text": " Billy."}, {"start": 12658.4, "end": 12662.4, "text": " First custom slide is in and his name is Billy."}, {"start": 12662.4, "end": 12676.08, "text": " Okay, let's see if I can get Billy to have a safe landing spot here."}, {"start": 12676.08, "end": 12685.88, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 12685.880000000001, "end": 12702.1, "text": " to do Billy pause wait you think it could be a transport straight to the love zone wait"}, {"start": 12702.1, "end": 12710.68, "text": " a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait"}, {"start": 12710.68, "end": 12712.58, "text": " I'm aiming it directly at the love zone."}, {"start": 12712.58, "end": 12713.960000000001, "text": " I'm dead serious, I am."}, {"start": 12717.16, "end": 12720.66, "text": " Chat, it is aimed directly at the love zone."}, {"start": 12720.66, "end": 12722.0, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 12728.6, "end": 12730.6, "text": " You can pay it to change the slime materials"}, {"start": 12730.6, "end": 12732.68, "text": " to make it see-through, chrome, and different colors."}, {"start": 12732.68, "end": 12735.08, "text": " Yo, W trap, bro."}, {"start": 12735.08, "end": 12737.48, "text": " W dance."}, {"start": 12737.48, "end": 12738.32, "text": " This is..."}, {"start": 12740.68, "end": 12747.68, "text": " Wait! That can transfer up to that slide!"}, {"start": 12747.68, "end": 12758.68, "text": " Oh, never mind. Hold on."}, {"start": 12758.68, "end": 12771.4, "text": " Let me go retry that again."}, {"start": 12771.4, "end": 12774.800000000001, "text": " You can build it outside the park too."}, {"start": 12774.800000000001, "end": 12780.800000000001, "text": " Wait, what happened?"}, {"start": 12780.800000000001, "end": 12783.800000000001, "text": " Wait, how?"}, {"start": 12783.800000000001, "end": 12801.720000000001, "text": " get the legal team ready oh buddy if I can make this work oh the sliding part can go"}, {"start": 12801.720000000001, "end": 12810.840000000002, "text": " I just thought of something devious."}, {"start": 12810.840000000002, "end": 12811.840000000002, "text": " That was user error."}, {"start": 12811.840000000002, "end": 12817.78, "text": " Oh my, what the BBL is too strong."}, {"start": 12817.78, "end": 12825.36, "text": " I need to know that this thing is going to shoot to the love zone."}, {"start": 12825.36, "end": 12827.2, "text": " Now we got to worry about getting the legal team ready."}, {"start": 12827.2, "end": 12836.04, "text": " I'm putting this under Stringiewicz test before it gets ready to go."}, {"start": 12836.04, "end": 12837.04, "text": " That's good for him."}, {"start": 12837.04, "end": 12838.04, "text": " That's good for him."}, {"start": 12838.04, "end": 12839.04, "text": " That's good for him."}, {"start": 12839.04, "end": 12840.04, "text": " It's hitting."}, {"start": 12840.04, "end": 12841.04, "text": " It's hitting."}, {"start": 12841.04, "end": 12842.04, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 12842.04, "end": 12843.04, "text": " Okay, hold on here."}, {"start": 12843.04, "end": 12845.54, "text": " It's hitting, it's hitting, ooh."}, {"start": 12847.980000000001, "end": 12849.480000000001, "text": " Okay, hold on here."}, {"start": 12859.980000000001, "end": 12861.140000000001, "text": " Shit, I don't."}, {"start": 12873.04, "end": 12899.04, "text": " Wait a minute, let me cook, let me cook right now, let me cook, type 1 if you let me cook."}, {"start": 12899.04, "end": 12906.04, "text": " Push."}, {"start": 12906.04, "end": 12913.04, "text": " Hold on here."}, {"start": 12913.04, "end": 12926.04, "text": " Hold on here, Sprout."}, {"start": 12926.04, "end": 12928.04, "text": " Young Sprout relax."}, {"start": 12942.04, "end": 12943.04, "text": " Young Sprout."}, {"start": 12951.04, "end": 12952.04, "text": " Young Sprout."}, {"start": 12956.04, "end": 12967.04, "text": " Lawsuit speedrun? Uh-uh, because watch this."}, {"start": 12967.04, "end": 12976.04, "text": " User error."}, {"start": 12976.04, "end": 13005.320000000002, "text": " one more try! user error oh lord user error that's only going to happen to me I'm doing"}, {"start": 13005.32, "end": 13010.8, "text": " another custom slide. I have the craziest idea for the second custom slide chat. You are"}, {"start": 13010.8, "end": 13030.8, "text": " not prepared for what I'm about to cook."}, {"start": 13030.800000000001, "end": 13034.800000000001, "text": " You can kind of assume what I'm about to cook by the name of it."}, {"start": 13060.800000000001, "end": 13089.800000000001, "text": " Where's the left turn at?"}, {"start": 13089.800000000001, "end": 13100.800000000001, "text": " where's the left turn? Is there only a right turn?"}, {"start": 13100.800000000001, "end": 13121.800000000001, "text": " What is it doing?"}, {"start": 13151.800000000001, "end": 13166.160000000002, "text": " Why is it why is it not doing it oh that's way up there"}, {"start": 13166.16, "end": 13191.16, "text": " Oh, it caps out at 70 high for now."}, {"start": 13191.16, "end": 13213.16, "text": " What do I do there?"}, {"start": 13213.16, "end": 13238.16, "text": " Oh, 70 pieces is the limit."}, {"start": 13268.16, "end": 13293.16, "text": " and"}, {"start": 13293.16, "end": 13317.84, "text": " All mighty with the fine, thank you."}, {"start": 13317.84, "end": 13334.72, "text": " That can work."}, {"start": 13334.72, "end": 13335.72, "text": " That can work."}, {"start": 13335.72, "end": 13336.72, "text": " That can work."}, {"start": 13336.720000000001, "end": 13339.720000000001, "text": " That can work. That can work. That can work."}, {"start": 13351.720000000001, "end": 13353.720000000001, "text": " That can work."}, {"start": 13353.720000000001, "end": 13382.720000000001, "text": " I'm more fast pieces you think I should?"}, {"start": 13382.720000000001, "end": 13384.080000000002, "text": " Yes, it's too slow."}, {"start": 13384.080000000002, "end": 13385.240000000002, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 13385.240000000002, "end": 13387.840000000002, "text": " Jack, this isn't, if somebody dies to this thing,"}, {"start": 13387.840000000002, "end": 13389.12, "text": " it's y'all's fault, by the way."}, {"start": 13391.760000000002, "end": 13392.560000000001, "text": " The sky, too."}, {"start": 13405.36, "end": 13407.560000000001, "text": " All these are going to be special pieces here."}, {"start": 13412.720000000001, "end": 13414.720000000001, "text": " Are you prepared?"}, {"start": 13420.840000000002, "end": 13422.840000000002, "text": " But how do I do this?"}, {"start": 13429.160000000002, "end": 13431.160000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 13435.660000000002, "end": 13437.160000000002, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 13437.160000000002, "end": 13439.160000000002, "text": " Look at this now."}, {"start": 13440.000000000002, "end": 13442.000000000002, "text": " Look. Yes."}, {"start": 13442.720000000001, "end": 13459.36, "text": " Oh my goodness, it can't even be conceived how long it is."}, {"start": 13459.36, "end": 13460.36, "text": " It's taller than it was."}, {"start": 13460.36, "end": 13461.36, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 13461.36, "end": 13462.36, "text": " Those aren't special pieces?"}, {"start": 13462.36, "end": 13463.36, "text": " How are they not?"}, {"start": 13463.36, "end": 13470.36, "text": " Those are special pieces, how are they not?"}, {"start": 13493.36, "end": 13500.36, "text": " That one wasn't either."}, {"start": 13500.36, "end": 13509.36, "text": " Can't hold on, this is getting devious."}, {"start": 13509.36, "end": 13518.36, "text": " Wait, do they not let you do special pieces for this?"}, {"start": 13518.36, "end": 13525.36, "text": " I don't think they, I don't think you can."}, {"start": 13525.36, "end": 13528.36, "text": " Closed?"}, {"start": 13528.36, "end": 13535.36, "text": " I wonder if that's a bug."}, {"start": 13535.36, "end": 13542.36, "text": " See they won't let you do special for the curb there."}, {"start": 13542.36, "end": 13552.36, "text": " They are specials."}, {"start": 13552.36, "end": 13564.36, "text": " Oh, no, we're doing close-in."}, {"start": 13564.36, "end": 13591.36, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, the Sky Tube!"}, {"start": 13591.36, "end": 13610.04, "text": " Oh, oh that's bad wait that's bad wait that's bad that's bad that's bad that's bad that's"}, {"start": 13610.04, "end": 13616.76, "text": " bad wait oh that that no hold up that is that is that cannot work that's actually"}, {"start": 13616.76, "end": 13618.76, "text": " We're gonna be killing people."}, {"start": 13626.24, "end": 13628.24, "text": " Unless..."}, {"start": 13635.44, "end": 13637.44, "text": " Unless..."}, {"start": 13642.68, "end": 13644.68, "text": " The ocean zone."}, {"start": 13646.76, "end": 13666.12, "text": " the ocean zone. For only the most daredevil customers, you can have a one way slide that"}, {"start": 13666.12, "end": 13671.68, "text": " shoots you barely into the ocean, not too far to where you'll drown. Let's see, what"}, {"start": 13671.68, "end": 13676.68, "text": " What is that for?"}, {"start": 13676.68, "end": 13677.68, "text": " User error."}, {"start": 13677.68, "end": 13678.68, "text": " We're opening it up."}, {"start": 13678.68, "end": 13679.68, "text": " I'm sending it."}, {"start": 13679.68, "end": 13680.68, "text": " I'm sending it."}, {"start": 13680.68, "end": 13684.68, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, this is about to be a gang in Stankyshore's history."}, {"start": 13684.68, "end": 13687.68, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 13687.68, "end": 13693.68, "text": " Who is going to be the first customer?"}, {"start": 13693.68, "end": 13700.68, "text": " Who dares to be the first customer?"}, {"start": 13700.68, "end": 13702.48, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, give me the trumpet."}, {"start": 13702.48, "end": 13704.84, "text": " Oh my goodness, give me the trumpet."}, {"start": 13708.800000000001, "end": 13710.300000000001, "text": " I didn't need to throw it."}, {"start": 13710.300000000001, "end": 13714.32, "text": " And it's a windy day."}, {"start": 13715.300000000001, "end": 13718.2, "text": " That looks absolutely absurd, by the way."}, {"start": 13718.2, "end": 13720.2, "text": " That looks absolutely absurd."}, {"start": 13720.2, "end": 13737.480000000001, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, do I have the craziest news in the history of Stanky Shores today?"}, {"start": 13737.480000000001, "end": 13746.400000000001, "text": " We have installed two of the most extreme, dangerous, but fun slides in the history of"}, {"start": 13746.4, "end": 13755.119999999999, "text": " water. I think my mom just killed somebody. Of water recreational sports, we have the moon,"}, {"start": 13756.24, "end": 13764.4, "text": " the sky tube, which is a one-way journey directly to the ocean. Only people who really know how to"}, {"start": 13764.4, "end": 13771.6, "text": " swim and are wanting an adventure will go through the sky tube. Also, we have the elusive Billy,"}, {"start": 13771.6, "end": 13779.44, "text": " Which takes you from one end to the park directly to the love zone"}, {"start": 13779.76, "end": 13785.36, "text": " Who's gonna be the first person for a did the Google Doom truck almost run somebody over?"}, {"start": 13786.32, "end": 13792.84, "text": " Who is gonna be the first person to try one of our new customers streams live? Oh my goodness. I can't wait. Oh"}, {"start": 13794.2, "end": 13797.720000000001, "text": " My goodness, I cannot wait. There you go, buddy"}, {"start": 13798.76, "end": 13800.28, "text": " Let's see"}, {"start": 13800.28, "end": 13809.720000000001, "text": " Who dares come on I want to see if they're safe. I put these through crazy testing they got to be safe"}, {"start": 13819.2, "end": 13821.2, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen"}, {"start": 13822.62, "end": 13824.62, "text": " Who is gonna be the first"}, {"start": 13824.62, "end": 13831.18, "text": " First, anybody, I put these through months and months"}, {"start": 13831.18, "end": 13833.060000000001, "text": " of testing phases."}, {"start": 13833.060000000001, "end": 13835.980000000001, "text": " They may look extreme, but they are safe."}, {"start": 13835.980000000001, "end": 13838.78, "text": " I promise you."}, {"start": 13838.78, "end": 13839.460000000001, "text": " Anybody?"}, {"start": 13843.300000000001, "end": 13845.060000000001, "text": " Are they scared?"}, {"start": 13845.060000000001, "end": 13846.980000000001, "text": " Chat, would you honestly, if you go to a water park"}, {"start": 13846.980000000001, "end": 13848.300000000001, "text": " and you see this, are you scared?"}, {"start": 13848.300000000001, "end": 13849.78, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 13849.78, "end": 13851.060000000001, "text": " That's great."}, {"start": 13851.060000000001, "end": 13852.060000000001, "text": " Wait, that's actually."}, {"start": 13854.62, "end": 13859.12, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, divert your attention to Billy!"}, {"start": 13859.12, "end": 13864.62, "text": " Gideon is going to be the first person to go on Billy!"}, {"start": 13864.62, "end": 13870.12, "text": " Gideon, this is going to take you on a one-way journey directly to the love zone."}, {"start": 13870.12, "end": 13872.12, "text": " Good luck, Gideon!"}, {"start": 13872.12, "end": 13875.12, "text": " Everybody, clap it up!"}, {"start": 13875.12, "end": 13877.12, "text": " Gideon!"}, {"start": 13879.12, "end": 13881.12, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 13881.12, "end": 13883.12, "text": " Gideon?"}, {"start": 13883.12, "end": 13885.12, "text": " HE'S GOOD!"}, {"start": 13887.86, "end": 13890.86, "text": " HE'S GOT A SMILE ON HIS FACE!"}, {"start": 13892.12, "end": 13895.12, "text": " I'm pretty sure he hit the ground back here and swip-"}, {"start": 13895.12, "end": 13896.12, "text": " Oh my g-"}, {"start": 13901.720000000001, "end": 13903.720000000001, "text": " Someone's taking the Sky Tube."}, {"start": 13904.92, "end": 13906.92, "text": " Someone just got on the Sky Tube."}, {"start": 13913.12, "end": 13941.08, "text": " I should have enclosed the corner."}, {"start": 13941.08, "end": 13942.880000000001, "text": " I should have enclosed the corner."}, {"start": 13942.880000000001, "end": 13945.18, "text": " Is she okay? She's not okay, she's dead."}, {"start": 13948.380000000001, "end": 13950.980000000001, "text": " Chat, I should have enclosed the corner."}, {"start": 13950.980000000001, "end": 13954.580000000002, "text": " No, hold up, hold on, that's the slide manufacturer's fault."}, {"start": 13954.580000000002, "end": 13956.080000000002, "text": " Whoever sold these parts."}, {"start": 13956.980000000001, "end": 13959.28, "text": " You're supposed to go around the corner"}, {"start": 13959.28, "end": 13960.68, "text": " and go into the ocean."}, {"start": 13960.68, "end": 13963.080000000002, "text": " I don't know where she landed going over there."}, {"start": 13967.68, "end": 13970.28, "text": " Does anybody else want to try the Sky Tube today?"}, {"start": 13972.880000000001, "end": 13981.6, "text": " anybody else somebody's going on Billy somebody's hitting Billy somebody's"}, {"start": 13981.6, "end": 13989.060000000001, "text": " hitting Billy somebody's hitting Billy somebody's hitting Billy so the Billy in"}, {"start": 13989.060000000001, "end": 13992.160000000002, "text": " case you just got here is supposed to send you straight across the park to the"}, {"start": 13992.16, "end": 13999.16, "text": " love zone. HIT IT! That's good form. That's good form."}, {"start": 14002.16, "end": 14005.16, "text": " AY! That's not really..."}, {"start": 14011.16, "end": 14014.16, "text": " I'm going to give her instructions when she comes around the corner."}, {"start": 14014.16, "end": 14018.16, "text": " Now when you hit this corner, hang on for dear life!"}, {"start": 14018.16, "end": 14025.16, "text": " Oh my goodness, it worked!"}, {"start": 14025.16, "end": 14029.16, "text": " It actually worked!"}, {"start": 14029.16, "end": 14034.16, "text": " Is she okay?"}, {"start": 14034.16, "end": 14039.16, "text": " Here we go!"}, {"start": 14039.16, "end": 14042.16, "text": " Did he make it?"}, {"start": 14042.16, "end": 14046.16, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's actually working like a charm."}, {"start": 14046.16, "end": 14052.96, "text": " Oh my goodness the sky tube is actually working like a charm. It sends you straight to the ocean"}, {"start": 14055.68, "end": 14058.32, "text": " Who's next on the sky tube oh"}, {"start": 14059.84, "end": 14065.46, "text": " Chad I'm gonna make more custom slides next episode. It's gonna be the most devious thing you've ever seen in your life"}, {"start": 14066.0, "end": 14069.64, "text": " It is actually gonna be the most devious thing you've ever seen"}, {"start": 14071.74, "end": 14074.32, "text": " Somebody's what just happened down there what just what?"}, {"start": 14076.16, "end": 14087.16, "text": " Now somebody else is hitting Billy, somebody's hitting the Billy, somebody's hitting the Billy,"}, {"start": 14087.16, "end": 14089.16, "text": " SING IT!"}, {"start": 14089.16, "end": 14091.16, "text": " That's clean."}, {"start": 14147.16, "end": 14151.539999999999, "text": " Are you okay?"}, {"start": 14151.539999999999, "end": 14152.94, "text": " I commend you."}, {"start": 14152.94, "end": 14168.38, "text": " I commend you for hitting-"}, {"start": 14168.38, "end": 14170.82, "text": " The Billy's just killing people!"}, {"start": 14170.82, "end": 14174.06, "text": " Wait, no, the Billy's the Billy's out of hand!"}, {"start": 14174.06, "end": 14176.06, "text": " The Billy's actually out of hand!"}, {"start": 14176.06, "end": 14179.92, "text": " Oh no, the Billy, the Billy, the Billy."}, {"start": 14179.92, "end": 14183.42, "text": " Oh no, the Billy's actually sending people straighter for the wall."}, {"start": 14183.42, "end": 14185.96, "text": " My goodness, let me get out of here, let me get a medkit now."}, {"start": 14185.96, "end": 14194.539999999999, "text": " Be careful on the Billy."}, {"start": 14194.539999999999, "end": 14197.06, "text": " She landed directly in the other slide."}, {"start": 14197.06, "end": 14198.779999999999, "text": " Is she okay?"}, {"start": 14198.779999999999, "end": 14199.779999999999, "text": " She ain't moved."}, {"start": 14199.779999999999, "end": 14200.779999999999, "text": " Is she okay?"}, {"start": 14200.78, "end": 14208.74, "text": " Okay, I thought the Billy was the safer of the two options."}, {"start": 14208.74, "end": 14211.900000000001, "text": " I did not know."}, {"start": 14211.900000000001, "end": 14213.460000000001, "text": " The Billy was somebody."}, {"start": 14213.460000000001, "end": 14214.460000000001, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 14214.460000000001, "end": 14215.460000000001, "text": " Why is there another body over there?"}, {"start": 14215.460000000001, "end": 14216.460000000001, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 14216.460000000001, "end": 14217.460000000001, "text": " Why is there another body over here?"}, {"start": 14217.460000000001, "end": 14218.460000000001, "text": " How is that even possible?"}, {"start": 14218.460000000001, "end": 14219.460000000001, "text": " Where did this?"}, {"start": 14219.460000000001, "end": 14222.460000000001, "text": " Why is there another body over here? How is that even possible?"}, {"start": 14224.460000000001, "end": 14225.460000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 14229.460000000001, "end": 14232.460000000001, "text": " Milpen? Are you good? You're good to go, Milpen."}, {"start": 14235.460000000001, "end": 14236.460000000001, "text": " Julia!"}, {"start": 14240.460000000001, "end": 14241.460000000001, "text": " Okay. Is anybody hitting the-"}, {"start": 14242.460000000001, "end": 14244.460000000001, "text": " Hold on, Julia! I gotta see this!"}, {"start": 14246.460000000001, "end": 14248.460000000001, "text": " See the Sky Tube is safe!"}, {"start": 14249.460000000001, "end": 14251.460000000001, "text": " Because it sends them straight to the ocean."}, {"start": 14253.62, "end": 14254.12, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 14254.820000000002, "end": 14259.380000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, the Sky Tube is actually the crazy thing I've ever seen."}, {"start": 14259.380000000001, "end": 14262.740000000002, "text": " Yo, the Sky Tube is actually unbelievably good."}, {"start": 14265.7, "end": 14267.220000000001, "text": " The Sky Tube is..."}, {"start": 14267.220000000001, "end": 14269.220000000001, "text": " I'll... you know what I'm gonna say this right now?"}, {"start": 14270.820000000002, "end": 14273.220000000001, "text": " The Sky Tube is 100% safe."}, {"start": 14273.220000000001, "end": 14276.660000000002, "text": " You can... you can let your five-year-old kid do the Sky Tube, they'd be safe."}, {"start": 14276.66, "end": 14282.0, "text": " That's how safe the sky tube is. Now the Billy on the other hand we might have to"}, {"start": 14282.0, "end": 14290.08, "text": " do some more manufacturing practices with that. If you have a five-year-old kid"}, {"start": 14290.08, "end": 14295.16, "text": " that likes going on water slides come to the stanky shores today and let them go"}, {"start": 14295.16, "end": 14301.039999999999, "text": " on the sky tube they will be thanking you forever."}, {"start": 14301.04, "end": 14317.68, "text": " The Sky Tube is our safest but most good slide."}, {"start": 14317.68, "end": 14318.68, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 14318.68, "end": 14323.04, "text": " Okay, I want to see somebody else hit the Sky Tube."}, {"start": 14323.04, "end": 14327.880000000001, "text": " I want to see somebody else hit the Billy Tube just to see if it's user error."}, {"start": 14327.880000000001, "end": 14328.880000000001, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 14328.880000000001, "end": 14338.160000000002, "text": " see it again. Okay, is anybody in them? You ain't gonna do it. Okay. Who wants to go one"}, {"start": 14338.160000000002, "end": 14344.6, "text": " of the two custom slides now? They're open for business. How you doing, Melvin? You okay"}, {"start": 14344.6, "end": 14349.28, "text": " from that fall you took earlier? I hope so, Melvin. You're good to go. This is a"}, {"start": 14349.28, "end": 14353.400000000001, "text": " bloodbath? No, it's okay. The building. Somebody's hitting the building. Somebody's"}, {"start": 14353.400000000001, "end": 14356.640000000001, "text": " hitting the building. Somebody's hitting the building. Two people are drowning in"}, {"start": 14356.64, "end": 14360.64, "text": " the love sound. Somebody's hitting the billy! Somebody's hitting the billy!"}, {"start": 14362.64, "end": 14364.64, "text": " Play it for her!"}, {"start": 14372.64, "end": 14374.64, "text": " She's good!"}, {"start": 14376.64, "end": 14380.64, "text": " She's good. Somebody's hitting the sky. Sky tube. Sky tube."}, {"start": 14380.64, "end": 14383.64, "text": " Look, sky tube has literally a hundred percent."}, {"start": 14383.64, "end": 14395.64, "text": " is the harbors that say watch straight to the ocean where'd they go"}, {"start": 14396.84, "end": 14403.92, "text": " where'd the burst on the side should go somebody else is in it either way oh"}, {"start": 14403.92, "end": 14406.92, "text": " there they are there they are"}, {"start": 14409.24, "end": 14412.24, "text": " no"}, {"start": 14413.64, "end": 14420.64, "text": " Look at it, it's straight to the ocean."}, {"start": 14420.64, "end": 14432.64, "text": " That dude got the most air I have seen yet on the sky, dude."}, {"start": 14432.64, "end": 14442.359999999999, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, are they a little bit dangerous, and by they, I mean the Billy?"}, {"start": 14442.359999999999, "end": 14443.359999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14443.36, "end": 14449.36, "text": " three injuries but they were taken care of they just like sprained an ankle one missing person"}, {"start": 14449.36, "end": 14455.52, "text": " report because the first lady that took the sky tube i don't know where she went i think she's no"}, {"start": 14455.52, "end": 14463.36, "text": " clipped into the back rooms um that right there is a success chat next episode just wait i'm gonna"}, {"start": 14463.36, "end": 14470.24, "text": " cook up something even crazier just watch just wait and watch i am gonna cook up something the"}, {"start": 14470.24, "end": 14473.039999999999, "text": " Customs slides are so goaded. It's not even funny"}, {"start": 14473.76, "end": 14477.48, "text": " W episode right there and great string chat"}, {"start": 14479.28, "end": 14483.28, "text": " Hey, that was so good great string chat. I love y'all man. Hey"}, {"start": 14484.68, "end": 14488.02, "text": " Precates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight"}, {"start": 14488.56, "end": 14492.6, "text": " Precate all they get this subs don't knows bits follows in the course. I'm preset"}, {"start": 14492.6, "end": 14495.64, "text": " I offer this hanging out. Hey, y'all have a good rest y'all's night"}, {"start": 14495.64, "end": 14499.539999999999, "text": " Have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and Gemma. I love you night. Peace out y'all"}]}