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Good. Now, let me make your evening 10 times worse than it was. At 10 o'clock,"}, {"start": 224.8, "end": 231.44, "text": " my time, the stream is probably going to end because about 30 minutes before I started"}, {"start": 231.44, "end": 238.04, "text": " stream my mom got a text from the internet company saying hey uh just to let y'all know"}, {"start": 238.04, "end": 247.12, "text": " at 10 p.m. we're going to be performing maintenance so just and it may last a few hours so hang"}, {"start": 247.12, "end": 256.48, "text": " time over the rest of the text like what do you expect me to do for hours with no internet"}, {"start": 256.48, "end": 270.04, "text": " man. How long is that till then? 53 minutes. Yeah, you got 53 minutes to live. So let's"}, {"start": 270.04, "end": 277.72, "text": " make the best of it. The warehouse schlug. That's on the same internet. 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Hey, get them out of my site. Get them out. It's time for the world warrior to make"}, {"start": 405.06, "end": 416.78000000000003, "text": " another appearance. I saw a couple people say it was bad today. Does that matter? No,"}, {"start": 416.78000000000003, "end": 420.26000000000005, "text": " know it doesn't because I'm the world of warrior."}, {"start": 420.26000000000005, "end": 422.32000000000005, "text": " So yeah, that's all that needs to be said."}, {"start": 422.32000000000005, "end": 423.16, "text": " Cobra!"}, {"start": 436.86, "end": 437.70000000000005, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 446.78000000000003, "end": 453.78000000000003, "text": " Push, young sprout."}, {"start": 453.78000000000003, "end": 460.78000000000003, "text": " Push, young sprout."}, {"start": 460.78000000000003, "end": 466.78000000000003, "text": " All things in due time."}, {"start": 466.78000000000003, "end": 471.78000000000003, "text": " Kobe, lock in."}, {"start": 471.78000000000003, "end": 474.98, "text": " Wirtle wizard, Wirtle witch, Wirtle warrior."}, {"start": 476.78000000000003, "end": 477.78000000000003, "text": " What do you need?"}, {"start": 479.38000000000005, "end": 483.58000000000004, "text": " Okay, not the best info, not the worst info."}, {"start": 483.58000000000004, "end": 484.78000000000003, "text": " Middle of the road info."}, {"start": 484.78000000000003, "end": 486.78000000000003, "text": " Actually, I wouldn't even put it middle of the road info."}, {"start": 486.78000000000003, "end": 491.28000000000003, "text": " I'd put it not middle, just lower than middle,"}, {"start": 491.28000000000003, "end": 492.38000000000005, "text": " middle of the road info."}, {"start": 492.38000000000005, "end": 497.48, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 497.48, "end": 500.18, "text": " So there's a P and there's an A in it."}, {"start": 500.18, "end": 507.94, "text": " doesn't go first. Now what are the odds that A goes first? So let's let's explore AP."}, {"start": 516.26, "end": 523.86, "text": " It can't be Apple because there's no L or E in it. It can't be apply either."}, {"start": 530.1800000000001, "end": 531.0200000000001, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 537.3000000000001, "end": 538.6600000000001, "text": " Is this a word?"}, {"start": 540.6600000000001, "end": 541.5000000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 542.5000000000001, "end": 543.34, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 545.98, "end": 548.48, "text": " Hush young sprout, I'm thinking."}, {"start": 560.1800000000001, "end": 590.1200000000001, "text": " I'm thinking."}, {"start": 590.1800000000001, "end": 597.1800000000001, "text": " What a crap."}, {"start": 597.1800000000001, "end": 602.1800000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 602.1800000000001, "end": 609.1800000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 609.1800000000001, "end": 628.9000000000001, "text": " Oh, I almost wanted to say it was a part, but it can't be because there's no arm."}, {"start": 628.9000000000001, "end": 630.4000000000001, "text": " Let me explore, though."}, {"start": 630.4000000000001, "end": 636.1800000000001, "text": " Oh, they never mind, they can't even go there."}, {"start": 636.1800000000001, "end": 638.1800000000001, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 645.1800000000001, "end": 647.1800000000001, "text": " Happy? No?"}, {"start": 650.1800000000001, "end": 652.1800000000001, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 660.1800000000001, "end": 663.1800000000001, "text": " Alpine? That is a word!"}, {"start": 666.1800000000001, "end": 683.1800000000001, "text": " That is a what- oh, never mind, there's no L in it, I'm stupid."}, {"start": 683.1800000000001, "end": 686.1800000000001, "text": " I'm stupid!"}, {"start": 686.1800000000001, "end": 692.1800000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 692.1800000000001, "end": 695.1800000000001, "text": " The A doesn't have to go first, though."}, {"start": 695.1800000000001, "end": 701.44, "text": " Let me explore options of words that have to P go second."}, {"start": 701.44, "end": 703.44, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 703.44, "end": 715.72, "text": " Is this a word?"}, {"start": 715.72, "end": 716.72, "text": " That is a word."}, {"start": 716.72, "end": 717.8000000000001, "text": " But that's not the word."}, {"start": 717.8000000000001, "end": 720.6800000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, this is actually unbelievable."}, {"start": 726.5200000000001, "end": 729.1600000000001, "text": " Okay, so we have unlocked Big Info."}, {"start": 733.4000000000001, "end": 741.32, "text": " I think the A goes first. I think. I mean it doesn't necessarily have to. The info that we for sure"}, {"start": 741.32, "end": 770.32, "text": " have here. Um, uh, Oh, G G. Oh,"}, {"start": 770.32, "end": 772.32, "text": " Oh, man, GGs."}, {"start": 772.32, "end": 773.32, "text": " Ha ha."}, {"start": 773.32, "end": 774.32, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 780.32, "end": 781.32, "text": " Okay, so look here."}, {"start": 781.32, "end": 782.32, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 784.32, "end": 786.32, "text": " Oh, man, this sucks."}, {"start": 793.32, "end": 794.32, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 794.32, "end": 795.32, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 796.32, "end": 797.32, "text": " This is bad."}, {"start": 800.32, "end": 802.32, "text": " Now?"}, {"start": 802.32, "end": 804.32, "text": " NAP IT!"}, {"start": 830.32, "end": 836.9200000000001, "text": " By the way, that's a word, you know, he's napping, hello?"}, {"start": 836.9200000000001, "end": 837.9200000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 837.9200000000001, "end": 841.6800000000001, "text": " But Shaw is an official word, but napping's not."}, {"start": 841.6800000000001, "end": 848.84, "text": " Make it make sense, Tracy."}, {"start": 848.84, "end": 857.1600000000001, "text": " Tracy, please make it make sense."}, {"start": 857.1600000000001, "end": 858.6400000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 858.64, "end": 862.08, "text": " You know what I'm going to do is process of deduction now."}, {"start": 862.08, "end": 868.92, "text": " I am going to go through the process of words that end in P."}, {"start": 888.64, "end": 906.92, "text": " I don't think the P goes last. I think the P goes third. I do. I think the P goes third."}, {"start": 906.9200000000001, "end": 913.9200000000001, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 913.9200000000001, "end": 920.9200000000001, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 920.9200000000001, "end": 926.9200000000001, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 926.9200000000001, "end": 931.9200000000001, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 931.9200000000001, "end": 950.48, "text": " mid. The A has to go first or second. I'm stupid. Let's go."}, {"start": 961.9200000000001, "end": 968.9200000000001, "text": " I ain't got no draws on."}, {"start": 968.9200000000001, "end": 977.9200000000001, "text": " I mean dude, yap."}, {"start": 977.9200000000001, "end": 984.9200000000001, "text": " YAPKEY."}, {"start": 1014.9200000000001, "end": 1044.04, "text": " I'm about to take my draws off dude."}, {"start": 1044.04, "end": 1044.8799999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1047.84, "end": 1048.96, "text": " Don't make me do it."}, {"start": 1054.24, "end": 1057.52, "text": " Let's explore A starting options, right?"}, {"start": 1062.1399999999999, "end": 1065.52, "text": " All from, I'm, I'm all open."}, {"start": 1067.76, "end": 1068.72, "text": " I'm all open."}, {"start": 1068.72, "end": 1070.3999999999999, "text": " I gotta, I'm playing Counter Strike."}, {"start": 1070.3999999999999, "end": 1071.24, "text": " He's all open."}, {"start": 1104.04, "end": 1113.28, "text": " I'm about to start farting."}, {"start": 1113.28, "end": 1130.12, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 1130.12, "end": 1133.36, "text": " Wait a minute Chad hold up bro."}, {"start": 1133.3600000000001, "end": 1148.6000000000001, "text": " might actually end with a P. But what? Wait."}, {"start": 1163.3600000000001, "end": 1177.7600000000002, "text": " Let me cook."}, {"start": 1177.76, "end": 1199.26, "text": " young Sprout let me cook. So the information that we know for a fact check the P has to"}, {"start": 1199.26, "end": 1205.26, "text": " go third or fifth, and the A literally has to go first or second. Okay."}, {"start": 1214.94, "end": 1217.82, "text": " Wait, I'm stupid."}, {"start": 1219.9, "end": 1222.54, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 1222.54, "end": 1235.06, "text": " No, never mind, I'm not stupid."}, {"start": 1235.06, "end": 1238.06, "text": " me out. A. A."}, {"start": 1255.06, "end": 1256.06, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1256.06, "end": 1258.06, "text": " They take me."}, {"start": 1260.06, "end": 1261.06, "text": " Lord!"}, {"start": 1265.06, "end": 1288.5, "text": " Beat me Chris. Beat me. I've been a bad boy."}, {"start": 1288.5, "end": 1291.9, "text": " I'm about to concede, bro."}, {"start": 1291.9, "end": 1292.5, "text": " No, I'm not."}, {"start": 1304.38, "end": 1305.34, "text": " I'm not conceding."}, {"start": 1305.34, "end": 1305.84, "text": " Hush."}, {"start": 1318.5, "end": 1343.18, "text": " I got to do a throw away word on let me think of a throw away word here chat."}, {"start": 1343.18, "end": 1346.54, "text": " I'm thinking of it. I gotta do a complete throwaway work here. I have to."}, {"start": 1349.54, "end": 1351.1000000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go."}, {"start": 1373.18, "end": 1383.18, "text": " Look here. I'm doing a throwaway word. Stop."}, {"start": 1400.18, "end": 1402.18, "text": " Okay. Look here."}, {"start": 1403.18, "end": 1413.6200000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 1413.6200000000001, "end": 1417.6200000000001, "text": " That's not the info I was looking for, but it's info."}, {"start": 1417.6200000000001, "end": 1420.9, "text": " I was trying to see if the A went first or second."}, {"start": 1420.9, "end": 1422.9, "text": " Now I know."}, {"start": 1422.9, "end": 1424.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1424.9, "end": 1426.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1426.9, "end": 1436.9, "text": " Now, I know for a fact, the P goes last and the A goes second."}, {"start": 1436.9, "end": 1442.46, "text": " Wait, no, I don't."}, {"start": 1442.46, "end": 1443.46, "text": " I don't even know that."}, {"start": 1443.46, "end": 1446.3400000000001, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 1446.34, "end": 1448.34, "text": " I know that Ago's second."}, {"start": 1457.9399999999998, "end": 1458.9399999999998, "text": " Capone?"}, {"start": 1460.4399999999998, "end": 1462.9399999999998, "text": " I'M A GENIUS!"}, {"start": 1466.84, "end": 1468.34, "text": " WOOOOO!"}, {"start": 1471.74, "end": 1474.84, "text": " OH MY GODNESS MAN!"}, {"start": 1476.34, "end": 1490.98, "text": " chat that right there was a slobber knocker buddy let me tell you that right"}, {"start": 1490.98, "end": 1499.5, "text": " there was a slobber knocker dude oh my goodness I was getting close to conceding"}, {"start": 1499.5, "end": 1506.5, "text": " I was actually getting close to conceit in there. No joke."}, {"start": 1508.5, "end": 1511.5, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 1511.5, "end": 1517.5, "text": " That was an absolute slobberknocker, bro."}, {"start": 1517.5, "end": 1521.5, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 1523.5, "end": 1527.5, "text": " Do you even know what Capone is? Al Capone."}, {"start": 1527.5, "end": 1531.9, "text": " That's probably not what it means."}, {"start": 1531.9, "end": 1532.9, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 1532.9, "end": 1534.54, "text": " What does what slobberknocker mean?"}, {"start": 1534.54, "end": 1536.1, "text": " Y'all, they never use that word."}, {"start": 1536.1, "end": 1537.86, "text": " Why use that all the time?"}, {"start": 1537.86, "end": 1540.42, "text": " I'll show you what slobberknocker means."}, {"start": 1540.42, "end": 1550.86, "text": " That's a must have in the vocab."}, {"start": 1550.86, "end": 1557.46, "text": " It's AI overview, but it is a brutally aggressive, hard fought, physical fought."}, {"start": 1557.46, "end": 1559.66, "text": " fight match or heavy collisions."}, {"start": 1562.8600000000001, "end": 1566.26, "text": " Yeah, that was a hard fault match right there, buddy."}, {"start": 1567.8600000000001, "end": 1569.46, "text": " That was indeed."}, {"start": 1572.16, "end": 1576.26, "text": " That was a slobberknocker right there, buddy. Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 1578.16, "end": 1580.26, "text": " That was something."}, {"start": 1581.46, "end": 1582.3600000000001, "text": " Big dog."}, {"start": 1583.8600000000001, "end": 1586.3600000000001, "text": " Chat 30 minutes until our life ends."}, {"start": 1587.46, "end": 1593.54, "text": " I think. Unless there's a maybe there's a chance it won't go out."}, {"start": 1597.38, "end": 1598.74, "text": " That'd be dope if it didn't."}, {"start": 1605.14, "end": 1608.1000000000001, "text": " That'd be dope if it didn't. If you weren't here,"}, {"start": 1610.98, "end": 1616.58, "text": " if you weren't here at the start of stream, we got a notification 30 minutes before I started"}, {"start": 1616.58, "end": 1621.9399999999998, "text": " that the internet was going to go under maintenance at 10 p.m. my time which is in 30 minutes"}, {"start": 1624.02, "end": 1630.34, "text": " now maybe just maybe maybe it won't"}, {"start": 1630.3400000000001, "end": 1657.2400000000002, "text": " still life is playing yes it is"}, {"start": 1658.24, "end": 1663.74, "text": " Yo, Seth Drums with the 50, W Seth with the 50 get that, oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 1664.74, "end": 1666.74, "text": " W Seth Drums with the..."}, {"start": 1673.74, "end": 1678.24, "text": " W Seth Drums with the 50 get that, oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 1680.74, "end": 1682.74, "text": " W Seth for real with the..."}, {"start": 1684.24, "end": 1685.24, "text": " 50!"}, {"start": 1687.24, "end": 1704.6, "text": " What would you do if you had 30 minutes to live?"}, {"start": 1704.6, "end": 1712.1200000000001, "text": " Somebody said eat."}, {"start": 1712.1200000000001, "end": 1721.8000000000002, "text": " He said, E, that's the magic conch if the internet's gonna go out."}, {"start": 1721.8000000000002, "end": 1722.8000000000002, "text": " Magic conch."}, {"start": 1722.8000000000002, "end": 1729.5600000000002, "text": " Do you think at 10 p.m. that the internet maintenance is gonna knock my internet out?"}, {"start": 1729.5600000000002, "end": 1734.0000000000002, "text": " Oh, well, G.G., she got straight to the point on that one."}, {"start": 1734.0000000000002, "end": 1735.6000000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 1735.6000000000001, "end": 1737.24, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 1737.24, "end": 1746.52, "text": " She got straight to the point."}, {"start": 1746.52, "end": 1752.1200000000001, "text": " Do that hope not too, because Chad, who remembers the happening game that I played, the one with"}, {"start": 1752.1200000000001, "end": 1754.88, "text": " the balloots in it?"}, {"start": 1754.88, "end": 1758.6, "text": " Sonny with the five, W Sonny with the five."}, {"start": 1758.6, "end": 1763.8, "text": " I'll show you."}, {"start": 1763.8, "end": 1782.48, "text": " because I was going to put bro Chad who remembers when I played this game right here the never"}, {"start": 1782.48, "end": 1789.24, "text": " selling food at night again this was the game with the ball boots in it that's why I had"}, {"start": 1789.24, "end": 1793.52, "text": " to ban the word balloon out of here because for like a month after that he wore the spamming"}, {"start": 1793.52, "end": 1797.12, "text": " I had to ban the word balloon out of here."}, {"start": 1797.12, "end": 1806.48, "text": " The devs of that game apparently made another game under the same name that looks different."}, {"start": 1806.48, "end": 1811.96, "text": " So it's got to be fire."}, {"start": 1811.96, "end": 1819.24, "text": " I was going to play that tonight, but the internet would go under me."}, {"start": 1819.24, "end": 1822.12, "text": " That's when I got some absolute bangers lined up."}, {"start": 1822.1200000000001, "end": 1831.46, "text": " look this came out look it's completely new version of happen and look it's completely"}, {"start": 1831.46, "end": 1842.1000000000001, "text": " new version also a police officer simulator game came out today that I was going to try"}, {"start": 1842.1000000000001, "end": 1854.38, "text": " as well. It's let me call him police officer. Mixed reviews but everything seems to have"}, {"start": 1854.38, "end": 1861.5800000000002, "text": " mixed reviews now. It pretty much it's kind of like contraband police looking and you"}, {"start": 1861.58, "end": 1876.62, "text": " already know I'm all over something like that what a shame what a shame play it"}, {"start": 1876.62, "end": 1882.06, "text": " big dog I'm not gonna start that just for the air net to cut out at 10 but if we"}, {"start": 1882.06, "end": 1886.02, "text": " survive it you already know I'm playing those Chad you think we're gonna"}, {"start": 1886.02, "end": 1894.22, "text": " to survive it. Here's the thing, though, I want to have faith that they won't turn"}, {"start": 1894.22, "end": 1898.18, "text": " the internet off when they do maintenance. But at the same time, it's like why"}, {"start": 1898.18, "end": 1903.42, "text": " they've never, they've texted me this, or they technically texted my mom, like"}, {"start": 1903.42, "end": 1907.66, "text": " once, and it went out when they did it. They never do that. It's like, why"}, {"start": 1907.66, "end": 1910.1, "text": " would you tell me you're going to do it if it's not going to go out?"}, {"start": 1916.02, "end": 1942.02, "text": " We should run a prediction if it's going to go out or not."}, {"start": 1942.02, "end": 1950.22, "text": " But what if it doesn't happen directly at 10, what if it's at like 10, 15?"}, {"start": 1950.22, "end": 1961.42, "text": " Does that still count?"}, {"start": 1961.42, "end": 1965.86, "text": " If they sent the text, it's going out."}, {"start": 1965.8600000000001, "end": 1981.8600000000001, "text": " Why would they wait till a day"}, {"start": 1981.8600000000001, "end": 1984.8600000000001, "text": " where I got two absolute banger"}, {"start": 1984.8600000000001, "end": 1985.8600000000001, "text": " potential games?"}, {"start": 1985.8600000000001, "end": 1991.8600000000001, "text": " on it."}, {"start": 1991.8600000000001, "end": 2000.8600000000001, "text": " Y'all to run a prediction on it?"}, {"start": 2000.8600000000001, "end": 2001.8600000000001, "text": " All right, run a prediction."}, {"start": 2001.8600000000001, "end": 2002.8600000000001, "text": " Will the internet go out?"}, {"start": 2002.8600000000001, "end": 2007.8600000000001, "text": " Make it like a five minute long prediction."}, {"start": 2007.8600000000001, "end": 2013.7, "text": " Check out make anything into a y'all got gambling issues for real."}, {"start": 2021.7800000000002, "end": 2026.7400000000002, "text": " Pay it through with 500 bits. I get the same text from Xfinity Weekly. The internet never goes out."}, {"start": 2026.7400000000002, "end": 2031.6200000000001, "text": " Slog. I don't get the text weekly. I've gotten it once before. This is not the same situation here."}, {"start": 2037.8600000000001, "end": 2058.98, "text": " How long does it usually last?"}, {"start": 2058.98, "end": 2065.98, "text": " We expect the window to last a few hours."}, {"start": 2065.98, "end": 2085.22, "text": " So, like, what am I supposed to, like, you know, the strings going out, yeah, we expect"}, {"start": 2085.22, "end": 2088.9, "text": " that, but like, what am I supposed to do?"}, {"start": 2088.9, "end": 2091.1800000000003, "text": " It's too hot and humid to do anything outside."}, {"start": 2091.1800000000003, "end": 2093.1, "text": " What do they want me to do?"}, {"start": 2093.1, "end": 2094.38, "text": " In the middle of the night with no internet?"}, {"start": 2094.38, "end": 2095.7400000000002, "text": " What am I a cave man?"}, {"start": 2098.58, "end": 2100.6600000000003, "text": " What do you need a few hours?"}, {"start": 2100.6600000000003, "end": 2103.7400000000002, "text": " Like what do you want me to do for a few hours?"}, {"start": 2110.7400000000002, "end": 2113.02, "text": " McDonald's parking lot Wi-Fi with the five."}, {"start": 2114.2200000000003, "end": 2115.9, "text": " Let me proofread that text actually."}, {"start": 2115.9, "end": 2118.1800000000003, "text": " Let me see if there's any indication there."}, {"start": 2118.18, "end": 2127.06, "text": " Well, actually, maybe they get flexed on by the way to that phone case is so hard,"}, {"start": 2127.06, "end": 2132.02, "text": " bro, I swear this is literally I've had many of phone cases in my day."}, {"start": 2132.5, "end": 2134.2999999999997, "text": " This is no joke."}, {"start": 2134.3199999999997, "end": 2137.14, "text": " My favorite phone case I've ever had in my life."}, {"start": 2143.5, "end": 2144.8599999999997, "text": " I'm about to proofread the text."}, {"start": 2148.18, "end": 2151.18, "text": " They said, thank you for your"}, {"start": 2151.18, "end": 2153.18, "text": " patience in the text message."}, {"start": 2153.18, "end": 2157.18, "text": " It's GG. Why would they say, why would they say thank you?"}, {"start": 2157.18, "end": 2161.18, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 2161.18, "end": 2169.18, "text": " Where'd my pin go?"}, {"start": 2169.18, "end": 2173.18, "text": " Well, where'd my pin go?"}, {"start": 2173.18, "end": 2185.02, "text": " hurt hit the floor but you already know if it stays on you already know I'm"}, {"start": 2185.02, "end": 2192.4199999999996, "text": " playing that hapu man game or however you say it happening was happening"}, {"start": 2203.18, "end": 2206.8599999999997, "text": " You know what else? He's crazy too. My air conditioner went out right before stream."}, {"start": 2207.62, "end": 2211.54, "text": " Heh! Or it didn't go out. It was doing what it did that one time. It was blowing heat."}, {"start": 2216.3399999999997, "end": 2220.5, "text": " Right before stream, I had to cut it off because my air conditioner started blowing heat."}, {"start": 2222.74, "end": 2225.22, "text": " Like, I might as well just live in the woods, dude!"}, {"start": 2233.18, "end": 2238.18, "text": " You do?"}, {"start": 2238.18, "end": 2243.18, "text": " I mean, man, shut up."}, {"start": 2243.18, "end": 2254.18, "text": " I meant like in the woods, just like in the woods, like not even just like in the woods, not even in houses like in the woods."}, {"start": 2254.18, "end": 2256.18, "text": " 20 minutes."}, {"start": 2256.18, "end": 2258.18, "text": " That's how long you have to live chat"}, {"start": 2263.1, "end": 2265.4199999999996, "text": " Roll with the team thank you roll with the team"}, {"start": 2271.3599999999997, "end": 2280.22, "text": " You look like a marshmallow, thank you. I mean never mind your band I guess thank you. I mean no not thank you whatever your band"}, {"start": 2286.18, "end": 2300.14, "text": " 19 minutes shot it was nice knowing y'all imagine it just imagine it just doesn't though"}, {"start": 2300.14, "end": 2313.66, "text": " imagine it just doesn't Helena with the five"}, {"start": 2313.66, "end": 2316.42, "text": " Yo, Knife Phantom with the 500 bits."}, {"start": 2316.42, "end": 2317.8199999999997, "text": " In case I'm going through a tough time,"}, {"start": 2317.8199999999997, "end": 2320.2599999999998, "text": " and I want to let you know your streams of videos"}, {"start": 2320.2599999999998, "end": 2321.14, "text": " help cheer me up."}, {"start": 2321.14, "end": 2323.06, "text": " Yo, W-knife, I appreciate that knife."}, {"start": 2323.06, "end": 2323.8999999999996, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2328.94, "end": 2331.22, "text": " Just tell them to hold off till the stream's over."}, {"start": 2331.22, "end": 2332.7799999999997, "text": " Yeah, I'll get right on that."}, {"start": 2337.66, "end": 2338.8599999999997, "text": " Probably not rep."}, {"start": 2338.8599999999997, "end": 2340.98, "text": " Thank you, rep, for the thousand bits."}, {"start": 2340.98, "end": 2342.3399999999997, "text": " Have you seen How to Fish?"}, {"start": 2342.3399999999997, "end": 2343.22, "text": " Yeah, I've heard of that game."}, {"start": 2343.2200000000003, "end": 2344.9, "text": " I might play that game at some point too."}, {"start": 2344.9, "end": 2346.0200000000004, "text": " How to finish people."}, {"start": 2346.0200000000004, "end": 2347.9, "text": " People say that game good."}, {"start": 2347.9, "end": 2348.94, "text": " BBL attack."}, {"start": 2360.42, "end": 2363.0200000000004, "text": " Oh, this song a vibe, hold up."}, {"start": 2371.2200000000003, "end": 2372.0600000000004, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2373.2200000000003, "end": 2390.2200000000003, "text": " Did you get the wordle?"}, {"start": 2390.2200000000003, "end": 2391.2200000000003, "text": " Yes I did."}, {"start": 2391.2200000000003, "end": 2396.5800000000004, "text": " Yo Wraith with the 5 gift and Wraith with the 5 gift."}, {"start": 2396.5800000000004, "end": 2397.94, "text": " I did get the wordle."}, {"start": 2397.94, "end": 2400.42, "text": " The wordle today was Capone."}, {"start": 2400.42, "end": 2403.0200000000004, "text": " It was an absolute tough one."}, {"start": 2403.02, "end": 2415.06, "text": " was a slobber knocker, but I got it. I got it. Um, yo, happy"}, {"start": 2415.06, "end": 2418.9, "text": " birthday, Tay, Tay, Chattel, Tay, Tay, happy birthday, happy"}, {"start": 2418.9, "end": 2429.22, "text": " birthday, Tay, Tay. W Tay, Tay. Yo, happy birthday as well,"}, {"start": 2429.24, "end": 2431.94, "text": " Ellie Chattel, Ellie, happy birthday, happy birthday as"}, {"start": 2431.94, "end": 2441.82, "text": " Well, Ellie, man, bro, Chad, maybe it won't go out."}, {"start": 2448.06, "end": 2450.78, "text": " Granny updated."}, {"start": 2450.78, "end": 2453.9, "text": " No, it did not."}, {"start": 2453.9, "end": 2454.58, "text": " No, it did not."}, {"start": 2461.94, "end": 2484.94, "text": " No, it did not."}, {"start": 2484.94, "end": 2486.26, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 2492.58, "end": 2494.18, "text": " It's nothing crazy."}, {"start": 2498.66, "end": 2502.62, "text": " But they removed the limping from Granny too."}, {"start": 2514.94, "end": 2525.1, "text": " They should've done that a long long time ago."}, {"start": 2525.1, "end": 2526.6, "text": " It's a miracle."}, {"start": 2526.6, "end": 2531.38, "text": " Chad, hear me out right quick."}, {"start": 2531.38, "end": 2538.36, "text": " Why are they all of a sudden updating the granny dates?"}, {"start": 2538.36, "end": 2547.2400000000002, "text": " You think they're gonna shadow drop Granny 4?"}, {"start": 2547.2400000000002, "end": 2548.2400000000002, "text": " Hear me out."}, {"start": 2548.2400000000002, "end": 2551.76, "text": " They're all the sudden."}, {"start": 2551.76, "end": 2555.2000000000003, "text": " Imagine."}, {"start": 2555.2000000000003, "end": 2556.2000000000003, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 2556.2000000000003, "end": 2557.2000000000003, "text": " Just hear me out."}, {"start": 2557.2000000000003, "end": 2566.92, "text": " This is the craziest hope ever, but imagine they're like quality of life updating the"}, {"start": 2566.92, "end": 2571.92, "text": " to the Grandi games leading up to a Grandi four shadow drop."}, {"start": 2577.2000000000003, "end": 2578.76, "text": " Catherine with the five."}, {"start": 2582.7200000000003, "end": 2584.48, "text": " That's never gonna happen, huh?"}, {"start": 2584.48, "end": 2586.08, "text": " Yeah, that's never gonna happen."}, {"start": 2587.88, "end": 2589.84, "text": " I was gonna put out like a message and be like,"}, {"start": 2589.84, "end": 2593.42, "text": " hey, we're developing Grandi four, get ready."}, {"start": 2596.92, "end": 2607.92, "text": " never say never I feel like I've been waiting forever"}, {"start": 2607.92, "end": 2611.92, "text": " what was that I do?"}, {"start": 2611.92, "end": 2616.92, "text": " what was that I do?"}, {"start": 2616.92, "end": 2621.92, "text": " oh yeah chat"}, {"start": 2621.92, "end": 2622.92, "text": " Yeah, chat."}, {"start": 2625.48, "end": 2628.4, "text": " Tomorrow was the GTA 6 trailer, ain't it?"}, {"start": 2638.88, "end": 2640.04, "text": " Y'all watching that?"}, {"start": 2646.86, "end": 2647.7000000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2648.84, "end": 2651.08, "text": " It's on Netflix, I know."}, {"start": 2651.92, "end": 2661.92, "text": " I'm going to go live."}, {"start": 2661.92, "end": 2667.32, "text": " I have a Netflix account to watch it."}, {"start": 2667.32, "end": 2672.2400000000002, "text": " I go live."}, {"start": 2672.2400000000002, "end": 2673.2400000000002, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 2673.2400000000002, "end": 2674.2400000000002, "text": " I don't know nothing."}, {"start": 2674.2400000000002, "end": 2675.2400000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2675.2400000000002, "end": 2676.2400000000002, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 2676.2400000000002, "end": 2679.56, "text": " I don't know nothing."}, {"start": 2679.56, "end": 2684.84, "text": " But I do wonder how come they're doing it on Netflix?"}, {"start": 2684.84, "end": 2690.96, "text": " Again, I don't know nothing."}, {"start": 2690.96, "end": 2696.6, "text": " But I do wonder why they're doing it on Netflix."}, {"start": 2696.6, "end": 2697.6, "text": " Money?"}, {"start": 2697.6, "end": 2703.32, "text": " Well, here's the thing, though."}, {"start": 2703.32, "end": 2707.64, "text": " Where does, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2707.64, "end": 2717.7999999999997, "text": " Yo, Otter with the five GTA six is overrated."}, {"start": 2717.7999999999997, "end": 2720.3599999999997, "text": " You literally can't even say that because the game's not out."}, {"start": 2720.3599999999997, "end": 2726.3199999999997, "text": " That doesn't make sense."}, {"start": 2726.3199999999997, "end": 2727.3199999999997, "text": " Netflix."}, {"start": 2727.3199999999997, "end": 2733.3199999999997, "text": " So y'all think Netflix paid Rockstar to put it on to put it on Netflix?"}, {"start": 2733.3199999999997, "end": 2735.2, "text": " Big doll."}, {"start": 2735.2000000000003, "end": 2736.2000000000003, "text": " What did they do?"}, {"start": 2736.2000000000003, "end": 2739.1200000000003, "text": " Just give them the keys to Netflix?"}, {"start": 2739.1200000000003, "end": 2742.1600000000003, "text": " How does Netflix have that much bread?"}, {"start": 2742.1600000000003, "end": 2748.88, "text": " But they must have gave them like a billion dollars for that."}, {"start": 2748.88, "end": 2750.2400000000002, "text": " I should have hit Rockstar up."}, {"start": 2750.2400000000002, "end": 2758.36, "text": " I should have said, hey, Rockstar, I'll give y'all $50 if the premiere trailer can only"}, {"start": 2758.36, "end": 2763.4, "text": " be done on my Twitch and YouTube."}, {"start": 2763.4, "end": 2781.96, "text": " You think they took it?"}, {"start": 2781.96, "end": 2785.52, "text": " With how much Netflix costs now, I'm pretty sure they could afford it."}, {"start": 2785.52, "end": 2792.4, "text": " How much does Netflix cost nowadays?"}, {"start": 2792.4, "end": 2793.92, "text": " So, Bofini with the five."}, {"start": 2795.7200000000003, "end": 2798.04, "text": " Chat 11 minutes until the moment of truth."}, {"start": 2802.6, "end": 2803.44, "text": " $13!"}, {"start": 2809.0, "end": 2809.92, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 2809.92, "end": 2810.76, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 2810.76, "end": 2831.48, "text": " is that the song on Spotify oh it is the song okay never mind it sounds like a"}, {"start": 2831.48, "end": 2842.52, "text": " a caravan. Chat 10 minutes until the moment of truth, man. Do you have any last words"}, {"start": 2842.52, "end": 2847.48, "text": " just in case it does go out which I'm pretty sure it will? Chat get your last words out"}, {"start": 2847.48, "end": 2856.12, "text": " there. Dude, if it actually goes out for hours, I'm legitimately gonna be so mad."}, {"start": 2856.12, "end": 2879.64, "text": " like what do you want me to do for hours with my learner? Like actually?"}, {"start": 2879.64, "end": 2883.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2883.64, "end": 2887.64, "text": " You chose the wrong last words, Sierra."}, {"start": 2887.64, "end": 2891.64, "text": " Sierra, you chose the wrong last words."}, {"start": 2891.64, "end": 2895.64, "text": " Go ahead and elaborate here."}, {"start": 2895.64, "end": 2899.64, "text": " Sierra, go ahead and elaborate here."}, {"start": 2899.64, "end": 2906.64, "text": " I'm going to go to the lab."}, {"start": 2906.64, "end": 2910.64, "text": " Sierra go ahead and elaborate"}, {"start": 2910.64, "end": 2914.64, "text": " here."}, {"start": 2914.64, "end": 2918.64, "text": " Hold up now."}, {"start": 2918.64, "end": 2923.64, "text": " Wait, wait, hold up."}, {"start": 2923.64, "end": 2925.64, "text": " You can't leave us on a cliffhanger here."}, {"start": 2925.64, "end": 2939.64, "text": " Sierre, you can't leave us on a cliffhanger."}, {"start": 2939.64, "end": 2941.64, "text": " We need latitude, longitude."}, {"start": 2957.64, "end": 2959.64, "text": " You know what you could do to set somebody up?"}, {"start": 2959.64, "end": 2961.64, "text": " I remember hearing this a long time ago."}, {"start": 2961.64, "end": 2965.64, "text": " You know what you could do to be an absolute terrible person?"}, {"start": 2965.64, "end": 2969.42, "text": " Odin with the five you could write down a random person's name"}, {"start": 2970.08, "end": 2976.44, "text": " On like a slip of paper and put it in your back pocket wherever you go always just in case on the off chance"}, {"start": 2976.44, "end": 2981.3599999999997, "text": " You die and when they search your pockets, it'll be like yo Terry did it"}, {"start": 2985.56, "end": 2990.08, "text": " But like the whole time it was like just a complete accident or like a health thing"}, {"start": 2990.52, "end": 2994.72, "text": " But they're gonna like search your clothes after you die and they're gonna see that note in there"}, {"start": 2994.7200000000003, "end": 3000.2400000000002, "text": " that says yo like billy did it and now all of a sudden they're gonna start like searching"}, {"start": 3000.2400000000002, "end": 3014.0800000000004, "text": " every single person named billy like within the like the county"}, {"start": 3014.0800000000004, "end": 3024.4, "text": " that's messed up don't give people ideas that's that's messed up bro could you have that"}, {"start": 3024.4, "end": 3026.88, "text": " Imagine it just happened to be your name."}, {"start": 3036.4, "end": 3038.56, "text": " One-two-five with a five. That's a crime."}, {"start": 3040.64, "end": 3042.4, "text": " It don't matter. You'd be dead, bud."}, {"start": 3043.6800000000003, "end": 3045.04, "text": " What they gonna do arrest you?"}, {"start": 3046.56, "end": 3048.8, "text": " Big dog, you're getting took to the crematorium."}, {"start": 3048.8, "end": 3052.2400000000002, "text": " You're dead. You're gonna be a sack of ashes by the afternoon."}, {"start": 3054.4, "end": 3065.34, "text": " Yo, pack with the TNW pack with the TN. Thank you, Ali with the five."}, {"start": 3065.34, "end": 3076.96, "text": " Your punishment is not getting a headstone. Six minutes."}, {"start": 3076.96, "end": 3080.76, "text": " I said do around a pool before. You know what? You're right."}, {"start": 3088.2, "end": 3090.88, "text": " Chat. What was that pool website that I was doing?"}, {"start": 3094.52, "end": 3095.52, "text": " What was it called?"}, {"start": 3095.52, "end": 3112.42, "text": " No, I was doing a different one after 24 seven pool pack with another team. Thank you"}, {"start": 3112.42, "end": 3131.38, "text": " blue. Yes, this was it. Alright. Well, chat, since the internet's probably gonna go out"}, {"start": 3131.38, "end": 3141.58, "text": " in five minutes, let's go out on the dub. Like I said, maybe there is a chance that"}, {"start": 3141.58, "end": 3152.2999999999997, "text": " it doesn't go out. Yo bourbon with a 25 give the W bourbon with a 25 give the"}, {"start": 3152.2999999999997, "end": 3158.62, "text": " thank you bourbon W bourbon with a 25"}, {"start": 3171.58, "end": 3173.58, "text": " That was a lucky shot."}, {"start": 3175.08, "end": 3177.08, "text": " Dark with the five."}, {"start": 3177.88, "end": 3182.58, "text": " I'm confused. My internet's supposed to go down for maintenance in four minutes."}, {"start": 3184.58, "end": 3187.08, "text": " Oh yeah, you're cooked, bud."}, {"start": 3189.58, "end": 3193.58, "text": " You got four minutes to live. If you win this game of pool, you get to live."}, {"start": 3194.08, "end": 3195.58, "text": " Count me in."}, {"start": 3196.58, "end": 3200.08, "text": " Yo, get this fake mouse off of my screen!"}, {"start": 3200.08, "end": 3209.4, "text": " What is this? Oh you gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 3217.6, "end": 3224.08, "text": " It's okay. It's okay chat. Don't worry."}, {"start": 3224.08, "end": 3233.9, "text": " I forgot okay there we go beautiful oh my goodness beautiful"}, {"start": 3235.36, "end": 3238.36, "text": " playing"}, {"start": 3240.3199999999997, "end": 3245.52, "text": " this might be a little tough but send it"}, {"start": 3247.64, "end": 3251.16, "text": " Gabrielle with the five"}, {"start": 3251.16, "end": 3256.66, "text": " You're really going to say thanks sarcastically."}, {"start": 3256.66, "end": 3259.3799999999997, "text": " Look at the name of this person by the way."}, {"start": 3259.3799999999997, "end": 3262.58, "text": " That is cap."}, {"start": 3262.58, "end": 3273.7, "text": " That is cap no matter who it is because it's physically impossible."}, {"start": 3273.7, "end": 3275.3399999999997, "text": " I'm not playing my best pool."}, {"start": 3275.34, "end": 3277.34, "text": " I'm rusty, I haven't played in a minute."}, {"start": 3287.76, "end": 3289.6000000000004, "text": " You're playing a dangerous game there, buddy."}, {"start": 3289.6000000000004, "end": 3290.36, "text": " You got lucky."}, {"start": 3290.36, "end": 3290.86, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3299.6000000000004, "end": 3302.84, "text": " This song is a vibe."}, {"start": 3302.84, "end": 3305.84, "text": " It's giving throw-throw vibes a little bit."}, {"start": 3309.6800000000003, "end": 3311.6800000000003, "text": " So, not really much I could do there."}, {"start": 3328.1600000000003, "end": 3330.1600000000003, "text": " Please spare me, please don't turn my internet out."}, {"start": 3330.1600000000003, "end": 3331.2400000000002, "text": " Just let me live."}, {"start": 3332.84, "end": 3342.52, "text": " please please just let me just let me live you ain't got a term I don't know"}, {"start": 3347.52, "end": 3354.84, "text": " I suck Odin with the file"}, {"start": 3362.84, "end": 3383.88, "text": " That's bad cuba placement. Send it. I'm actually so crazy. Oh my goodness, I'm actually so"}, {"start": 3383.88, "end": 3385.88, "text": " Oh, great, Fiat!"}, {"start": 3390.88, "end": 3392.88, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 3399.88, "end": 3402.88, "text": " Somebody said I hear the trumpets."}, {"start": 3402.88, "end": 3404.88, "text": " Oh, it's 9.59."}, {"start": 3409.88, "end": 3411.88, "text": " It's not out yet, is it?"}, {"start": 3413.88, "end": 3415.88, "text": " It's not out yet?"}, {"start": 3417.56, "end": 3419.56, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 3420.2000000000003, "end": 3422.2000000000003, "text": " Hurry up and it's g-gg!"}, {"start": 3424.92, "end": 3426.92, "text": " Am I live?"}, {"start": 3438.6800000000003, "end": 3440.6800000000003, "text": " That's too easy"}, {"start": 3440.6800000000003, "end": 3445.1600000000003, "text": " That's too easy right there."}, {"start": 3445.1600000000003, "end": 3449.9600000000005, "text": " That's actually just too easy."}, {"start": 3449.9600000000005, "end": 3451.9600000000005, "text": " That's just too easy."}, {"start": 3451.9600000000005, "end": 3464.88, "text": " Wait the internet's still on."}, {"start": 3464.88, "end": 3465.7200000000003, "text": " Are we saved?"}, {"start": 3476.32, "end": 3477.48, "text": " You know, 2000 bits."}, {"start": 3477.48, "end": 3479.1600000000003, "text": " Hey, kids, Marissa, again, it's gonna let you know"}, {"start": 3479.1600000000003, "end": 3480.76, "text": " I tried your infamous hash brown bowl."}, {"start": 3480.76, "end": 3482.08, "text": " It was fire."}, {"start": 3482.08, "end": 3482.92, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3482.92, "end": 3483.76, "text": " Much love."}, {"start": 3483.76, "end": 3485.8, "text": " Thanks for making my night and everyone as usual."}, {"start": 3485.8, "end": 3486.6400000000003, "text": " You're the best."}, {"start": 3486.6400000000003, "end": 3487.48, "text": " You're W. Marissa."}, {"start": 3487.48, "end": 3488.6800000000003, "text": " I appreciate that, Marissa."}, {"start": 3488.6800000000003, "end": 3490.46, "text": " W. Marissa, thank you."}, {"start": 3490.46, "end": 3499.42, "text": " wait wait it's 10-01 wait we're good"}, {"start": 3505.78, "end": 3517.78, "text": " it didn't go out do we pay do we pay them up"}, {"start": 3520.46, "end": 3548.7400000000002, "text": " Do we pay him up?"}, {"start": 3548.7400000000002, "end": 3551.5000000000005, "text": " I don't know. Give it five minutes. Bro, when do I pay him?"}, {"start": 3559.0600000000004, "end": 3563.46, "text": " Was it 10 a.m. or 10 p.m.? Give it a 10 minute grace period."}, {"start": 3563.78, "end": 3568.2200000000003, "text": " Okay. If it doesn't go out by 10, 10, y'all get paid up for it not going out"}, {"start": 3568.2200000000003, "end": 3570.98, "text": " then because we didn't set a time for it."}, {"start": 3572.42, "end": 3577.5400000000004, "text": " Yeah. And I says 10 p.m. August 26th, which is literally now."}, {"start": 3578.7400000000002, "end": 3585.7400000000002, "text": " You know what that means?"}, {"start": 3585.7400000000002, "end": 3589.7400000000002, "text": " Another one."}, {"start": 3589.7400000000002, "end": 3596.7400000000002, "text": " Bobo with the five."}, {"start": 3596.7400000000002, "end": 3602.7400000000002, "text": " Hehehehe, another one."}, {"start": 3602.7400000000002, "end": 3604.7400000000002, "text": " another way."}, {"start": 3604.7400000000002, "end": 3607.7400000000002, "text": " Somebody else about to get cooked!"}, {"start": 3614.7400000000002, "end": 3616.7400000000002, "text": " Leon better!"}, {"start": 3625.7400000000002, "end": 3629.7400000000002, "text": " And of course the only thing that goes in is the man."}, {"start": 3632.7400000000002, "end": 3641.1800000000003, "text": " Let's just, I don't know how many times I gotta tell y'all, Tad."}, {"start": 3641.1800000000003, "end": 3642.82, "text": " Leon is not better."}, {"start": 3642.82, "end": 3646.6200000000003, "text": " There's really no more times I can tell y'all."}, {"start": 3646.6200000000003, "end": 3656.26, "text": " Tad, is internet maintenance usually like on the dot, like pinpoint accurate with the"}, {"start": 3656.26, "end": 3658.78, "text": " timings?"}, {"start": 3658.78, "end": 3661.78, "text": " Oh, never?"}, {"start": 3661.78, "end": 3667.78, "text": " Oh, well, maybe they'll just completely forget about it."}, {"start": 3669.78, "end": 3672.78, "text": " I'm cooking this, I'm cooking this goober right here."}, {"start": 3677.78, "end": 3682.78, "text": " How long does it, when they say y'all's going to go on maintenance, how long does it take for y'all's to go out?"}, {"start": 3685.78, "end": 3687.78, "text": " I'm about to run the table on this goober."}, {"start": 3687.78, "end": 3692.78, "text": " 10 to 15 minutes. What?"}, {"start": 3697.78, "end": 3701.78, "text": " Okay, so the orange ball is a bit of an issue here."}, {"start": 3705.78, "end": 3711.78, "text": " Watch this. That was so clean. That was so clean."}, {"start": 3711.78, "end": 3716.78, "text": " No, I get this out of my ear. No, no, I'm good. I'm good on that. Thank you."}, {"start": 3717.78, "end": 3741.46, "text": " Yeah, maybe they forgot about it."}, {"start": 3741.46, "end": 3745.46, "text": " They don't even tell me they just cut it out anyway."}, {"start": 3745.46, "end": 3750.46, "text": " Hey that's tough. That is tough."}, {"start": 3752.46, "end": 3757.46, "text": " Hey at 10, 10 though? I think we just pay up to the people that said it wasn't gonna go out though."}, {"start": 3758.46, "end": 3761.46, "text": " Oh no, it's lagging. The game's lagging. Am I live?"}, {"start": 3763.46, "end": 3766.46, "text": " Yo the game lagged! I thought it was over!"}, {"start": 3768.46, "end": 3771.46, "text": " Yo I thought it was over dude!"}, {"start": 3771.46, "end": 3785.18, "text": " I just lost you suck, right you suck rematch you're scared to rematch me you're scared"}, {"start": 3785.18, "end": 3799.78, "text": " to rematch me oh you're gonna rematch me oh you're good yeah you're good chapter will"}, {"start": 3799.78, "end": 3805.5400000000004, "text": " be no arguments. The people that voted no, it won't go out are going to get paid at 10.10. Okay."}, {"start": 3806.42, "end": 3812.02, "text": " So if it goes out at 10.11, then that's just unlucky. You just thought that's something you"}, {"start": 3812.02, "end": 3816.34, "text": " You got to accept Proto with the team."}, {"start": 3827.38, "end": 3828.46, "text": " It's not lagging, bro."}, {"start": 3828.46, "end": 3829.46, "text": " Why would it lag?"}, {"start": 3829.46, "end": 3846.18, "text": " You may be thinking yo case how you gonna get out of this position watch this exactly"}, {"start": 3846.1800000000003, "end": 3868.9, "text": " I am crazy!"}, {"start": 3868.9, "end": 3879.9, "text": " It's genuinely lagging no, it's"}, {"start": 3879.9, "end": 3881.9, "text": " not."}, {"start": 3881.9, "end": 3883.9, "text": " It is bro I can literally see"}, {"start": 3883.9, "end": 3885.9, "text": " my bit rate."}, {"start": 3885.9, "end": 3887.9, "text": " I'm at 6,000 bit rate it's not"}, {"start": 3887.9, "end": 3889.9, "text": " lagging."}, {"start": 3889.9, "end": 3890.9, "text": " It's not lagging."}, {"start": 3890.9, "end": 3891.9, "text": " It's not lagging."}, {"start": 3891.9, "end": 3892.9, "text": " It's not lagging."}, {"start": 3892.9, "end": 3893.9, "text": " It's not lagging."}, {"start": 3893.9, "end": 3894.9, "text": " It's not lagging."}, {"start": 3894.9, "end": 3895.9, "text": " It's not lagging."}, {"start": 3895.9, "end": 3910.7000000000003, "text": " thousand bit rate it's not lagging clean oh I just messed up you may be"}, {"start": 3910.7000000000003, "end": 3916.48, "text": " thinking yo case how you gonna get out of this situation watch this I suck"}, {"start": 3916.48, "end": 3921.54, "text": " there's no way I scratched on top of it okay we're good"}, {"start": 3921.54, "end": 3928.34, "text": " Hey, if you don't go out before two minutes, y'all, the people that said no is getting"}, {"start": 3928.34, "end": 3937.98, "text": " paid even if it goes out a minute later."}, {"start": 3937.98, "end": 3940.7, "text": " Yeah, you sold Buster."}, {"start": 3940.7, "end": 3942.9, "text": " See what happens when you rematch me?"}, {"start": 3942.9, "end": 3946.46, "text": " You should have just took your victory and ran."}, {"start": 3946.46, "end": 3948.54, "text": " Nobody beats me twice."}, {"start": 3948.54, "end": 3956.7799999999997, "text": " Chris Redfield can do that. Okay well there's not really much I could do there."}, {"start": 3978.54, "end": 3982.98, "text": " The polls rigged bra I gave y'all"}, {"start": 3982.98, "end": 3984.12, "text": " a 10 minute grace period."}, {"start": 3984.12, "end": 3985.2599999999998, "text": " We could have paid up at 10."}, {"start": 3991.46, "end": 3993.66, "text": " Braum is in bad positions here."}, {"start": 3993.6600000000003, "end": 4010.4600000000005, "text": " There's no way I lose this right there's no way"}, {"start": 4010.46, "end": 4017.46, "text": " I got to hit this."}, {"start": 4017.46, "end": 4030.46, "text": " I deserve to lose."}, {"start": 4030.46, "end": 4031.46, "text": " Just win."}, {"start": 4031.46, "end": 4032.46, "text": " Just win, man."}, {"start": 4032.46, "end": 4036.46, "text": " Honestly, just win."}, {"start": 4036.46, "end": 4043.46, "text": " Yeah, enjoy your win, bud."}, {"start": 4043.46, "end": 4051.26, "text": " Hey, good luck hitting this shot."}, {"start": 4051.26, "end": 4054.46, "text": " Good luck, buddy."}, {"start": 4054.46, "end": 4058.46, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4058.46, "end": 4065.46, "text": " Nobody beats me twice."}, {"start": 4095.46, "end": 4097.46, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 4098.8, "end": 4100.8, "text": " No, I don't worry about you again. No"}, {"start": 4103.46, "end": 4106.26, "text": " Yeah, maybe my internet's actually not gonna go out"}, {"start": 4106.26, "end": 4107.26, "text": " out."}, {"start": 4125.26, "end": 4127.26, "text": " No, Jameson, it can't be any more."}, {"start": 4127.26, "end": 4130.26, "text": " This dude's name is McDonald's Wi-Fi."}, {"start": 4136.26, "end": 4143.26, "text": " I'm going to win this all day."}, {"start": 4143.26, "end": 4148.26, "text": " Maybe they just forgot about the maintenance, bro."}, {"start": 4148.26, "end": 4159.26, "text": " Maybe they actually just forgot about the maintenance."}, {"start": 4159.26, "end": 4166.14, "text": " I'm winning this all day. I'm winning this clean"}, {"start": 4168.38, "end": 4171.820000000001, "text": " Maybe whoever I was supposed to perform the maintenance just called in"}, {"start": 4173.14, "end": 4176.6, "text": " Maybe whoever supposed to perform the maintenance was watching the stream and was like man"}, {"start": 4176.6, "end": 4178.6, "text": " I want to win these channel points"}, {"start": 4179.34, "end": 4181.820000000001, "text": " And it's decided not to do it. Could you imagine?"}, {"start": 4190.06, "end": 4192.06, "text": " Yeah, that'd be insider trading right there"}, {"start": 4195.66, "end": 4199.74, "text": " Nice attempt buster not nice enough I fear"}, {"start": 4206.06, "end": 4215.74, "text": " Somebody just said I hold them I told them to hold off rogue on aura clean. Oh my goodness. I'm so locked in it's not even funny"}, {"start": 4219.26, "end": 4221.74, "text": " It's unbelievable, Chad. It's unreal."}, {"start": 4225.34, "end": 4228.3, "text": " Now, you may be wondering, yo, this dude does not have a shot here."}, {"start": 4228.3, "end": 4231.3, "text": " This ball is going to go in the bottom left pocket."}, {"start": 4233.3, "end": 4236.8, "text": " If that purple one wouldn't have been there, it would have, by the way, just saying."}, {"start": 4236.8, "end": 4252.92, "text": " You know what McDonald's Wi-Fi is kind of shooting a little bit."}, {"start": 4266.8, "end": 4278.68, "text": " Come on. Maybe it's 10 a.m. now I reread the text. It said 10 p.m. April 26th, which"}, {"start": 4278.68, "end": 4286.04, "text": " is today. I mean, August 26th. PhD with the file. I got one of those."}, {"start": 4286.04, "end": 4302.62, "text": " You gotta be kidding me, bro."}, {"start": 4302.62, "end": 4303.62, "text": " Can you show us the text?"}, {"start": 4303.62, "end": 4309.34, "text": " Um, no, I can't, buddy."}, {"start": 4309.34, "end": 4310.86, "text": " That is rule number one of streaming."}, {"start": 4310.86, "end": 4319.139999999999, "text": " You're not supposed to tell nobody what your service provider is."}, {"start": 4319.139999999999, "end": 4329.719999999999, "text": " Broke that I was born yesterday."}, {"start": 4329.719999999999, "end": 4331.219999999999, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 4331.219999999999, "end": 4332.719999999999, "text": " Young scrawl."}, {"start": 4332.719999999999, "end": 4333.719999999999, "text": " Y'all are so green."}, {"start": 4333.719999999999, "end": 4340.16, "text": " Chad, if any of y'all haven't become a big streamer, do not tell them your internet"}, {"start": 4340.16, "end": 4361.16, "text": " service provider. Why? Because people are crazy. We're in there. I hit these, I hit"}, {"start": 4361.16, "end": 4366.16, "text": " I hate these. I hate these."}, {"start": 4366.16, "end": 4374.16, "text": " Do I get enough mustard on this? I think I do."}, {"start": 4374.16, "end": 4376.16, "text": " I lost."}, {"start": 4393.599999999999, "end": 4395.599999999999, "text": " Ear with the five."}, {"start": 4396.96, "end": 4398.96, "text": " Last one, last one."}, {"start": 4399.28, "end": 4401.28, "text": " We're on another prediction."}, {"start": 4404.16, "end": 4413.04, "text": " You think you are so soft this goober's name is dark moon"}, {"start": 4413.04, "end": 4428.42, "text": " But he relaxes buddy calm down dark moon"}, {"start": 4428.42, "end": 4438.08, "text": " okay I'm stripes oh I'm not shooting"}, {"start": 4438.08, "end": 4447.28, "text": " I'm in a dry through a Burger King. Can I really get a wap of Julia? What on your"}, {"start": 4447.28, "end": 4459.2, "text": " ring? Clean. I'm going the room top top left here. Clean. Now you may be thinking, ooh,"}, {"start": 4459.2, "end": 4462.04, "text": " This is a tough spot, not for me, it's not."}, {"start": 4462.04, "end": 4467.04, "text": " Purple, bottom, right, clean."}, {"start": 4467.96, "end": 4470.0, "text": " Now you may be thinking this is a tough spot,"}, {"start": 4470.0, "end": 4471.72, "text": " not for me, it ain't."}, {"start": 4471.72, "end": 4475.5599999999995, "text": " Orange, top, middle, clean."}, {"start": 4477.639999999999, "end": 4480.0199999999995, "text": " Now you may be thinking this is actually a tough spot,"}, {"start": 4480.0199999999995, "end": 4481.679999999999, "text": " not for me, it's not."}, {"start": 4481.679999999999, "end": 4483.04, "text": " Yellow, top, right."}, {"start": 4484.599999999999, "end": 4487.16, "text": " Now you may be thinking this is a tough spot,"}, {"start": 4487.16, "end": 4488.5199999999995, "text": " Not for me, it's not."}, {"start": 4488.5199999999995, "end": 4495.68, "text": " Watch this, red bottom middle."}, {"start": 4495.68, "end": 4496.88, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 4496.88, "end": 4498.24, "text": " I'm locked in, though."}, {"start": 4498.24, "end": 4499.88, "text": " There ain't no doubt about it, I'm locked in."}, {"start": 4503.68, "end": 4506.44, "text": " Hey, there ain't no doubt about it, I'm locked in."}, {"start": 4511.68, "end": 4513.84, "text": " Should I actually think the internet might not go out?"}, {"start": 4513.84, "end": 4515.5599999999995, "text": " Like, no joke, I think we're safe."}, {"start": 4515.56, "end": 4520.200000000001, "text": " I'm going to be so mad if I start up that horror game and it goes out then get all this"}, {"start": 4520.200000000001, "end": 4535.4400000000005, "text": " weight and just want to go out in the middle of the game."}, {"start": 4535.4400000000005, "end": 4549.6, "text": " I'm not losing this, Chad. Do not, do not fret, young Sprout."}, {"start": 4549.6, "end": 4560.76, "text": " Young Sprout, do not fret. I win these."}, {"start": 4565.4400000000005, "end": 4577.4400000000005, "text": " the purple ball. Impossible"}, {"start": 4577.4400000000005, "end": 4585.4400000000005, "text": " shot. Chad, it's fine. We're"}, {"start": 4585.4400000000005, "end": 4587.4400000000005, "text": " shielding the purple ball."}, {"start": 4587.4400000000005, "end": 4589.56, "text": " You can't hit the purple ball in right here."}, {"start": 4597.780000000001, "end": 4598.620000000001, "text": " Told you."}, {"start": 4601.580000000001, "end": 4603.22, "text": " What did I tell you, chat?"}, {"start": 4603.22, "end": 4604.780000000001, "text": " They always sell."}, {"start": 4606.860000000001, "end": 4611.860000000001, "text": " Chat, in the end, they always sell, okay?"}, {"start": 4617.4400000000005, "end": 4621.4400000000005, "text": " I'm doing backspin on this one too. Watch this."}, {"start": 4647.4400000000005, "end": 4661.6, "text": " I'm on the street chat one more, I can't end on a win, last one for real."}, {"start": 4661.6, "end": 4665.200000000001, "text": " Band the guy that just said giant snowball."}, {"start": 4665.200000000001, "end": 4675.080000000001, "text": " You band, buddy!"}, {"start": 4675.08, "end": 4677.22, "text": " I'm not built like a snowball!"}, {"start": 4679.78, "end": 4680.78, "text": " Che, what went in?"}, {"start": 4681.96, "end": 4682.8, "text": " What went in?"}, {"start": 4695.82, "end": 4696.32, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 4698.72, "end": 4701.68, "text": " Un-believeably clean, actually."}, {"start": 4703.18, "end": 4704.76, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 4705.08, "end": 4729.74, "text": " It's okay, trust me."}, {"start": 4729.74, "end": 4731.38, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 4731.38, "end": 4737.9800000000005, "text": " because I missed the shot doesn't mean that all things are bad."}, {"start": 4739.68, "end": 4740.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4743.9800000000005, "end": 4744.9800000000005, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 4747.08, "end": 4748.58, "text": " Watch me cook."}, {"start": 4751.78, "end": 4753.18, "text": " Watch me cook."}, {"start": 4756.38, "end": 4758.4800000000005, "text": " Why did multiple people just say, oh, no."}, {"start": 4761.38, "end": 4786.5, "text": " It did not do no split-second lag."}, {"start": 4786.5, "end": 4793.5, "text": " Check out the line up in here."}, {"start": 4793.5, "end": 4804.5, "text": " Check, you can't be lying about some lag on a night like this."}, {"start": 4804.5, "end": 4815.5, "text": " This Guba just said, case I'll come back, dog. I can still read the chat."}, {"start": 4815.5, "end": 4824.1, "text": " buddy calm down you ain't getting me that easy bro this matchup pool has been"}, {"start": 4824.1, "end": 4826.98, "text": " slop"}, {"start": 4834.34, "end": 4840.34, "text": " black screen GG yeah in your dreams buddy"}, {"start": 4845.5, "end": 4855.5, "text": " Jack, quit lorping, man."}, {"start": 4855.5, "end": 4865.5, "text": " Jack, why y'all lorping?"}, {"start": 4865.5, "end": 4867.5, "text": " Why y'all lorping?"}, {"start": 4877.02, "end": 4879.62, "text": " It throws with his cheeks out."}, {"start": 4891.14, "end": 4893.14, "text": " Tight baloney."}, {"start": 4895.5, "end": 4913.74, "text": " See, it's not even delayed."}, {"start": 4913.74, "end": 4914.74, "text": " Keep it a stack though, Tess."}, {"start": 4914.74, "end": 4917.74, "text": " Actually, you didn't skip it all."}, {"start": 4917.74, "end": 4924.74, "text": " There's no way I scratch there."}, {"start": 4924.74, "end": 4935.74, "text": " Hey case it's Preston my brother recently moved to the new college for baseball."}, {"start": 4935.74, "end": 4936.74, "text": " He's having a hard time."}, {"start": 4936.74, "end": 4938.74, "text": " He gave me some working advice."}, {"start": 4938.74, "end": 4942.74, "text": " Yo, hope you do good at your new baseball team."}, {"start": 4942.74, "end": 4944.98, "text": " Let nobody tell you you can't do it."}, {"start": 4948.62, "end": 4949.94, "text": " There's actually no way."}, {"start": 4972.74, "end": 4984.5, "text": " Well, it looks like maybe we avoided."}, {"start": 4984.5, "end": 4990.98, "text": " So you know what that means now."}, {"start": 4990.98, "end": 4996.82, "text": " Maybe we're safe for some spooky time here."}, {"start": 4996.82, "end": 5014.98, "text": " We might be safe for some spooky time. We avoided the first 30 minutes of internet maintenance."}, {"start": 5014.98, "end": 5025.34, "text": " Get you a diaper on chat. It is spooky time. Jake with the five. We played a horror game"}, {"start": 5025.34, "end": 5031.18, "text": " the same developers with the same name as this one like two years ago it was an absolute banger"}, {"start": 5031.18, "end": 5038.46, "text": " but this is a different game but the same name but a different game so you best get you a dyke"}, {"start": 5038.46, "end": 5045.58, "text": " beyond buddy hey you best get you a dyke beyond buster strap with the fire"}, {"start": 5045.58, "end": 5052.58, "text": " Cuz it's spooky time, baby!"}, {"start": 5052.58, "end": 5055.58, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 5055.58, "end": 5058.58, "text": " You best get you a diaper, y'all."}, {"start": 5058.58, "end": 5062.58, "text": " Cuz it's spooky time."}, {"start": 5062.58, "end": 5064.58, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5195.58, "end": 5213.58, "text": " Yeah, it is time for the spook of your head."}, {"start": 5243.58, "end": 5245.58, "text": " Name of this game is"}, {"start": 5249.0599999999995, "end": 5251.0599999999995, "text": " Happening or"}, {"start": 5251.5, "end": 5255.78, "text": " Happening happening. I don't know what's happening"}, {"start": 5257.14, "end": 5263.58, "text": " Now you may be thinking a you played a game with the same exact name as this like two years ago"}, {"start": 5264.3, "end": 5267.0199999999995, "text": " Yes, I did but this is a different game"}, {"start": 5268.42, "end": 5272.7, "text": " Because it's just a different game by the same developers"}, {"start": 5273.58, "end": 5275.9, "text": " With the same name as the other game"}, {"start": 5279.0599999999995, "end": 5281.0599999999995, "text": " So lock Ian"}, {"start": 5282.18, "end": 5286.42, "text": " Happen and is lunchtime in English wait is that really what that means?"}, {"start": 5288.3, "end": 5290.5, "text": " Yo Victor with the five, thank you"}, {"start": 5293.86, "end": 5297.3, "text": " Locking and Chad it is"}, {"start": 5297.3, "end": 5326.3, "text": " I'm going to give you a little bit of this spooky time once again let's go chapter select oh they got some chapter was settings quality high quality StarFordSystems.com what you talking about lock in."}, {"start": 5326.3, "end": 5329.3, "text": " Head bob turn that off."}, {"start": 5330.3, "end": 5335.3, "text": " A little sensitivity a little bit, pre-firing that y'all already know how I do."}, {"start": 5336.3, "end": 5338.3, "text": " Yep, let's go."}, {"start": 5339.3, "end": 5341.3, "text": " Happening, what's happening?"}, {"start": 5343.3, "end": 5345.3, "text": " Locking it."}, {"start": 5346.3, "end": 5349.3, "text": " This is the prologue to the main story of happening."}, {"start": 5349.3, "end": 5350.3, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5351.3, "end": 5354.3, "text": " Oh thank you for that explanation. Every choice matters."}, {"start": 5354.3, "end": 5356.3, "text": " Wait a minute"}, {"start": 5366.3, "end": 5368.3, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 5373.9800000000005, "end": 5375.9800000000005, "text": " What's going on in there?"}, {"start": 5375.9800000000005, "end": 5377.9800000000005, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5382.540000000001, "end": 5384.540000000001, "text": " They are"}, {"start": 5395.9400000000005, "end": 5402.38, "text": " Bro this mousepad bro, man hold up. I gotta change this mousepad, bro. I hate this mousepad"}, {"start": 5403.700000000001, "end": 5405.700000000001, "text": " Hold up"}, {"start": 5405.9800000000005, "end": 5410.9800000000005, "text": " I could barely move my mouse, bro. No joke."}, {"start": 5417.9800000000005, "end": 5420.9800000000005, "text": " Got me another one."}, {"start": 5422.9800000000005, "end": 5424.9800000000005, "text": " Switching mouse pads."}, {"start": 5424.9800000000005, "end": 5426.9800000000005, "text": " Look what mouse pad I got."}, {"start": 5426.9800000000005, "end": 5429.9800000000005, "text": " Look what I'm swapping to."}, {"start": 5429.9800000000005, "end": 5448.620000000001, "text": " Kitty mouse pad hold on that what I swear bro that other mouse pad that I've been used"}, {"start": 5448.62, "end": 5465.099999999999, "text": " it feels like I'm on a mouse pad made of like human flesh or something. Hold on, I'm arranging."}, {"start": 5465.1, "end": 5476.1, "text": " Yes. Hush, young sprout. Give me a minute."}, {"start": 5476.1, "end": 5483.1, "text": " There we go. Hold on."}, {"start": 5483.1, "end": 5488.1, "text": " Perfect. Let's go."}, {"start": 5488.1, "end": 5491.38, "text": " Anyway, where were we?"}, {"start": 5495.780000000001, "end": 5498.820000000001, "text": " Oh, that's what oh my goodness, that's way better"}, {"start": 5503.22, "end": 5505.22, "text": " What y'all arguing about"}, {"start": 5512.18, "end": 5514.18, "text": " Mom dad, why are y'all fighting again"}, {"start": 5518.1, "end": 5526.900000000001, "text": " I'm sorry Niko, as much as I want us to always be happy. I don't know what to do anymore son. Okay"}, {"start": 5530.02, "end": 5532.02, "text": " I understand that"}, {"start": 5538.820000000001, "end": 5543.06, "text": " Your dad and I don't even know where we'll end up. I'm doing everything I can to give us a better life"}, {"start": 5543.620000000001, "end": 5545.620000000001, "text": " Thanks W mom for that"}, {"start": 5548.1, "end": 5548.6, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5548.6, "end": 5551.1, "text": " We're only two months away from the house of UPA."}, {"start": 5553.6, "end": 5557.6, "text": " The landlord is kicking us out because we haven't paid the rent for two months."}, {"start": 5557.6, "end": 5558.6, "text": " Hey Alvin."}, {"start": 5558.6, "end": 5559.6, "text": " Hey Alvin."}, {"start": 5559.6, "end": 5561.6, "text": " Don't be like your son."}, {"start": 5561.6, "end": 5562.6, "text": " He's still a kid."}, {"start": 5562.6, "end": 5564.6, "text": " Don't get involved in our problem."}, {"start": 5564.6, "end": 5566.6, "text": " He should be with us."}, {"start": 5566.6, "end": 5568.6, "text": " Don't treat your son like that."}, {"start": 5568.6, "end": 5569.6, "text": " He's still a child."}, {"start": 5569.6, "end": 5570.6, "text": " Don't drag him into our problems."}, {"start": 5570.6, "end": 5572.6, "text": " This would stay between us."}, {"start": 5572.6, "end": 5576.6, "text": " Well, y'all was kind of arguing like you woke me up."}, {"start": 5576.6, "end": 5581.360000000001, "text": " So what is that what is that noise?"}, {"start": 5584.360000000001, "end": 5588.84, "text": " Why are you acting like this? What's going on with you?"}, {"start": 5589.68, "end": 5592.72, "text": " I'm stressed out, you know what I'm stressed out too."}, {"start": 5594.4800000000005, "end": 5600.400000000001, "text": " Shay, if all of you knew, I hope that Shay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna hope that's right."}, {"start": 5601.56, "end": 5606.56, "text": " But you shouldn't treat your son like that."}, {"start": 5606.6, "end": 5611.72, "text": " uh oh, I'm sorry son, I'm sorry for what I said, it's okay"}, {"start": 5615.0, "end": 5619.320000000001, "text": " it's okay dad, I understand, this doesn't, y'all ain't gonna make me get a job, right?"}, {"start": 5619.320000000001, "end": 5622.52, "text": " because look here, I don't, I don't want, I don't know about all that"}, {"start": 5622.52, "end": 5629.52, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 5629.52, "end": 5634.52, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 5634.52, "end": 5637.52, "text": " Hey, I'm going to answer that."}, {"start": 5637.52, "end": 5641.52, "text": " You don't want me to answer that, do you?"}, {"start": 5641.52, "end": 5644.52, "text": " I'm going to kill you."}, {"start": 5644.52, "end": 5647.52, "text": " That is so loud, I'm going to answer it then."}, {"start": 5647.52, "end": 5649.52, "text": " There's nobody out here."}, {"start": 5655.52, "end": 5658.52, "text": " Oh, half mercy. That's the landlord, G.G."}, {"start": 5658.52, "end": 5661.52, "text": " We're getting kicked out literally right now."}, {"start": 5662.52, "end": 5663.52, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5664.52, "end": 5666.52, "text": " They're already here."}, {"start": 5667.52, "end": 5672.52, "text": " You haven't paid your rent for two months!"}, {"start": 5672.52, "end": 5676.52, "text": " You people really have no shame!"}, {"start": 5677.52, "end": 5680.52, "text": " I'm sorry. We'll give you a month."}, {"start": 5680.52, "end": 5684.52, "text": " I don't want to pay you all. I'll pay you back."}, {"start": 5684.52, "end": 5688.52, "text": " Please just give us one more month. I'll give you everything I owe you."}, {"start": 5688.52, "end": 5693.52, "text": " I told you, that's what you're doing. Don't be afraid."}, {"start": 5693.52, "end": 5697.52, "text": " You said the same thing last time, so stop making excuses."}, {"start": 5697.52, "end": 5702.52, "text": " Boss, if you still don't pay, you'll be in trouble."}, {"start": 5702.52, "end": 5706.52, "text": " If you still haven't paid bar more, all of you can get out."}, {"start": 5707.52, "end": 5734.8, "text": " I don't know how much is that in US dollars."}, {"start": 5734.8, "end": 5755.76, "text": " I can never get a straight answer out of y'all somebody just said 10 million dollars 64"}, {"start": 5755.76, "end": 5758.76, "text": " dollars okay thank you"}, {"start": 5758.76, "end": 5762.76, "text": " What are we going to do? We can't go far now."}, {"start": 5818.76, "end": 5830.76, "text": " that was a good one don't play with me that was actually a good one do not play that was"}, {"start": 5830.76, "end": 5831.76, "text": " a good one."}, {"start": 5831.76, "end": 5843.16, "text": " We already moved up there and gay ptp I hope I said that right but before he left he told"}, {"start": 5843.16, "end": 5847.16, "text": " me about a way we could make some money. If you're just now bringing this up dad!"}, {"start": 5854.5199999999995, "end": 5860.12, "text": " Wake up son we're gonna be late. Dad what are we doing to make this money?"}, {"start": 5862.2, "end": 5868.04, "text": " Come on wake up. Wake up look at the time dad you're the you're the man of the house here"}, {"start": 5868.04, "end": 5879.48, "text": " ain't you? Why don't you go handle this? What you waking me up for? What you want me to do?"}, {"start": 5881.88, "end": 5889.48, "text": " What's up? Hey, this Goober can't come help too. Look! He's perfectly able to come help us."}, {"start": 5890.68, "end": 5891.72, "text": " What you gonna make me do?"}, {"start": 5898.04, "end": 5906.2, "text": " We're going to bear and gay sack do dole."}, {"start": 5906.2, "end": 5910.48, "text": " Mane earning told me we should talk to Mane Burto because he knows a place where we can"}, {"start": 5910.48, "end": 5911.48, "text": " find a job."}, {"start": 5911.48, "end": 5917.72, "text": " Yo, it's gonna have to be a crazy job for us to make the money that we need in literally"}, {"start": 5917.72, "end": 5918.72, "text": " one day."}, {"start": 5918.72, "end": 5919.72, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 5919.72, "end": 5923.8, "text": " That's pretty far though."}, {"start": 5923.8, "end": 5926.88, "text": " All the way to bear and gay sack do do dole?"}, {"start": 5926.88, "end": 5928.88, "text": " We really need to go."}, {"start": 5928.88, "end": 5930.88, "text": " We need to pay the rent."}, {"start": 5956.88, "end": 5958.88, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 5964.88, "end": 5966.88, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 5966.88, "end": 5971.88, "text": " Look at this place, son. There's so much trash everywhere. Yeah"}, {"start": 5975.88, "end": 5979.88, "text": " Trash bin is right there and they still can't even throw their trash in it. Classic"}, {"start": 5979.88, "end": 5985.72, "text": " So son don't ever be like those people okay you know what W dad"}, {"start": 5985.72, "end": 5990.88, "text": " Just where everywhere you go it feels like there's always trash like right beside a trash can"}, {"start": 5990.88, "end": 5995.68, "text": " Bro, why are you going to something in the trash that you miss and you just don't even pick it up"}, {"start": 6004.88, "end": 6006.88, "text": " Yes dad"}, {"start": 6006.88, "end": 6010.88, "text": " Yes dad, I'm not like that."}, {"start": 6010.88, "end": 6020.88, "text": " Alright son, if you're not like that, then help me clean up now. Let's throw all the trash in the bin."}, {"start": 6020.88, "end": 6024.88, "text": " Don't wait, hold up on me."}, {"start": 6024.88, "end": 6027.88, "text": " Hold up, this ain't A."}, {"start": 6027.88, "end": 6031.88, "text": " Is this part of the job we're getting paid for?"}, {"start": 6031.88, "end": 6038.8, "text": " slow you got me met now you got me messed up you done got me out of bed"}, {"start": 6038.8, "end": 6043.36, "text": " to come work a job I'm probably about 12 years old in this game and now you"}, {"start": 6043.36, "end": 6046.4400000000005, "text": " want me to do some extra"}, {"start": 6049.400000000001, "end": 6056.76, "text": " okay dad I could say not too lazy but I'll go ahead okay dad let's clean"}, {"start": 6056.76, "end": 6059.400000000001, "text": " this up there's only a little bit to pick up anyway"}, {"start": 6059.400000000001, "end": 6061.400000000001, "text": " You're so kind."}, {"start": 6061.400000000001, "end": 6062.400000000001, "text": " You're such a good kid, son."}, {"start": 6062.400000000001, "end": 6063.400000000001, "text": " Okay, Niko."}, {"start": 6063.400000000001, "end": 6064.400000000001, "text": " Help me clean."}, {"start": 6064.400000000001, "end": 6065.400000000001, "text": " Come on, Niko."}, {"start": 6065.400000000001, "end": 6066.400000000001, "text": " Help me clean up."}, {"start": 6069.400000000001, "end": 6073.400000000001, "text": " Man, yo, this is a vibe out here, though."}, {"start": 6075.400000000001, "end": 6078.400000000001, "text": " Bro, this is a vibe scheme."}, {"start": 6079.400000000001, "end": 6081.400000000001, "text": " Yo, Dad, you are slow as Christmas."}, {"start": 6081.400000000001, "end": 6082.400000000001, "text": " I don't think at all."}, {"start": 6087.400000000001, "end": 6088.400000000001, "text": " How do I throw it away?"}, {"start": 6089.400000000001, "end": 6099.400000000001, "text": " Dad, how do I throw it away?"}, {"start": 6099.400000000001, "end": 6106.400000000001, "text": " Oh, it's cute."}, {"start": 6106.400000000001, "end": 6111.400000000001, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 6111.400000000001, "end": 6114.400000000001, "text": " You're welcome, yo."}, {"start": 6114.400000000001, "end": 6118.400000000001, "text": " Can I go walk around a little bit this place?"}, {"start": 6118.400000000001, "end": 6123.040000000001, "text": " around a little bit this place is tough I can't go nowhere"}, {"start": 6124.64, "end": 6130.240000000001, "text": " oh they are rolling is that all right"}, {"start": 6130.4800000000005, "end": 6139.360000000001, "text": " I guess that's all right come on let's get on the jeep we'll see in court the jeep"}, {"start": 6139.360000000001, "end": 6143.280000000001, "text": " we will see you in court buddy"}, {"start": 6143.28, "end": 6150.28, "text": " and"}, {"start": 6152.5599999999995, "end": 6158.5599999999995, "text": " was going to go"}, {"start": 6163.5199999999995, "end": 6163.96, "text": " and up"}, {"start": 6163.96, "end": 6167.96, "text": " how about my wife and I were"}, {"start": 6167.96, "end": 6174.04, "text": " give the money to the driver. Yo, can you actually do anything, dad? Oh my goodness. Can you actually"}, {"start": 6174.04, "end": 6179.16, "text": " do anything? Like anything at all? Like honestly, can you do literally do anything?"}, {"start": 6182.12, "end": 6184.84, "text": " Hey, yo, big dog, can you get his money to the driver for me?"}, {"start": 6189.08, "end": 6192.6, "text": " I'll just ask the man to give him the money. I can't reach the driver from here."}, {"start": 6193.64, "end": 6196.12, "text": " Hey, sir, could you give this money to the driver, please?"}, {"start": 6197.96, "end": 6203.8, "text": " sir could you please give the money excuse me could you hand the driver the"}, {"start": 6203.8, "end": 6208.0, "text": " money sir"}, {"start": 6208.0, "end": 6215.44, "text": " you're such a annoying kid you've been bothering me for a while now"}, {"start": 6215.44, "end": 6219.2, "text": " I'll get the driver to stop this bus I will beat you down on the side of the"}, {"start": 6219.2, "end": 6223.64, "text": " road yo bus driver stop this bus I'm about to oh man I'm about to catch a"}, {"start": 6223.64, "end": 6228.68, "text": " body your bus stop this bus right now but the oh my goodness i'm like a beat"}, {"start": 6228.68, "end": 6232.04, "text": " this dude up on the side of the road you don't make a mistake bringing me dad"}, {"start": 6233.4800000000005, "end": 6234.92, "text": " you want to smoke too buddy"}, {"start": 6242.4400000000005, "end": 6246.52, "text": " okay you see i'm busy here you keep bothering me i was just handing you the"}, {"start": 6246.52, "end": 6248.200000000001, "text": " money and you're already being so rude"}, {"start": 6248.2, "end": 6256.76, "text": " Oh wow now you're talking back to me too? Oh buddy it's about to be worse than that."}, {"start": 6256.76, "end": 6262.32, "text": " Well you hear the minute you gonna wish I was just talking back to you. What you talking"}, {"start": 6262.32, "end": 6273.04, "text": " about? I swear yo I swear. Make my day please."}, {"start": 6273.04, "end": 6283.44, "text": " you're still too young and you're already acting like that you're ugly to your daddy's go sit there and let"}, {"start": 6283.44, "end": 6287.28, "text": " just do talk to me like this by the way you ain't gonna peep up you ain't gonna pipe up you ain't"}, {"start": 6287.28, "end": 6290.24, "text": " gonna let you go sit here and let this do talk to me like this you ain't gonna say nothing"}, {"start": 6290.24, "end": 6292.24, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 6292.24, "end": 6294.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6294.24, "end": 6296.24, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 6296.24, "end": 6298.24, "text": " Why don't you say something?"}, {"start": 6298.24, "end": 6300.24, "text": " What? Like father, like son?"}, {"start": 6300.24, "end": 6302.24, "text": " Nothing like that."}, {"start": 6302.24, "end": 6304.24, "text": " Is that your son? What are you disciplined him?"}, {"start": 6304.24, "end": 6306.24, "text": " Like father, like son, neither of you know anything."}, {"start": 6306.24, "end": 6308.24, "text": " What do you know?"}, {"start": 6308.24, "end": 6310.24, "text": " Son, give me the money."}, {"start": 6310.24, "end": 6312.24, "text": " I'll pay."}, {"start": 6312.24, "end": 6314.24, "text": " Son, give me the money. I'll handle it."}, {"start": 6314.24, "end": 6318.24, "text": " What? Won't you handle that, too?"}, {"start": 6320.24, "end": 6322.3, "text": " you"}]}