Oh, yeah, buddy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
Let me tell you.
Oh, yeah.
You already know what time it is.
Not time for a spin, but it's time for a...
Cheers partner.
Woo!
That's good right there, buddy.
Woo!
Oh, yeah.
Yo!
What's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's
what's good ladies and gentlemen I have returned once more yet again yet again
once more yet again once more yet again once more
jr3 uh dag cash chili kasey faithful ram luna murphy uh rocky it's lan you uh
who's K. So Kawai Leo L. F. F. Eve. I take W. Subbers, man.
Appreciate y'all. Brown Hoodie. I repeat. Brown Hoodie.
Buddy, there is no argument to be had. It is indeed.
absolutely a brown hoodie. Boom. I don't care what y'all say, I know for a fact. It is a brown hoodie. Okay, period.
How's everybody's day going on the scale of 1 to 10? Let me hear it. How are we doing on a scale of 1 to 10?
Up in here, buddy. Hey, I have, as you can see, in this tab up here, I got it pulled up.
Um, I have literally avoided any spoilers of it today.
I withheld from consuming any of it until stream tonight.
So you're welcome.
I wanted to watch it earlier today when I got up, but I said, you know what?
I'm going to save it for a string.
I'm allowed to watch it on Netflix, right? Am I allowed to watch it on Netflix on stream?
Am I allowed to do that? Yeah, it's on YouTube now. I might still just do it on Netflix just
to make sure that I'm not like, gonna get cooked.
Yo, hoodie with the 5W hoodie with the five, thank you.
Chad, I am crunk though.
It wasn't good.
Chad, was it good?
Yeah.
I was like, bro, like I said,
bro, I wanted to watch it at the
start or when I when I got up
today, I seen that it had dropped.
I was like, man, I want to watch
it, but I got to save it for
stream got to and I did Bella
with the 10 W Bella with the 10
with with 500 bits. Hey,
case of your content, there's
going to be a total lunar
eclipse tonight peaking at 12
a.m. Wait, really?
Peach with the five WP with
the five.
There's going to be a lunar
eclipse.
What time is it 9 o'clock 7
9 o'clock 7 Leona with the five contract
John Krunk though I'm actually Krunk to watch this no joke
No lie, I've been waiting all day, all day I've been waiting.
Let's knock this wordle out, get them out of my sight.
The quicker the better.
I'm knocking the wordle out first, get them out of my sight.
Tell me.
you
That is a word!
I'm going to be a
speaker.
You
.
Yo, Stevie with the five W Stevie with the five. Thank you, Stevie
with the five.
Oh
.
the
G.G.
yeah, chat G.G. for real.
there could be two T's in it.
Not a word, no.
Hey, draw's about to come off in here.
Bun.
Bunked.
De-bunked!
Bunked.
It can't be blunt.
Blame.
Sh-sh-sh-sh...
Chat, please.
Sh-sh-sh-sh...
Hush, young Sprout! I said hush!
Dennis...
Dennis, don't breathe!
I'm doing a throwaway word.
Okay, that's all I needed to know.
Thank you.
Okay.
You in blank, blank T.
Huh?
Beautiful, baby!
Too easy!
No, we're not.
Hey.
Hey, look here, buddy, they have a word for that.
They have a word for that.
It's called cope.
So, thank you.
Oh, yeah, by the way, chat.
Last night when the internet went down for maintenance,
y'all remember when that dude in the bus was talking crazy to us on that bus?
Right after the stream ended, right after the internet went off when our dad was walking up
to hand the money to the bus driver, he smacked that dude in the face. I swear he did.
You'll see tonight when we play it.
I swear he did.
He literally smacked that dude's face right after streaming off.
He smacked him.
Yeah, straight smack them.
Um, yeah, I do appreciate that final W final.
Thank you.
I
'll spoiler bro
Chat it was it chat. That's not a spoiler man y'all knew something was about to happen when y'all when the stream went out
When it's somebody says some bits, hold up
How
Yo, 10,000 bits from I cried.
Crike.
Yo, W Crike with the 10,000 bits case you wish my husband Ryan a happy birthday turns 31.
He's one fall away from life alert.
That's crazy.
Yo, happy 31st birthday, Ryan Chats Hill, Ryan, happy 31st birthday.
Happy 31st birthday, Ryan.
Chad, it's time. It's time to watch this. I've been waiting all day. I've been waiting
all day. Your happy birthday as well, Jace. Chad, tell Jace happy birthday. Happy birthday
as well, Jace. Wait, should I watch it on YouTube? I already got it pulled up on Netflix.
I gotta use the restroom before we start.
They're in ads anyway, so you're welcome for the delay.
Oh my goodness, Chad, it's time.
Let me use the restroom real quick, I'll be right back.
I'm cronked.
Lock it in, baby!
Oh yeah!
I'm gonna watch this, baby!
I'm a music man, girl!
Tess, I watch no YouTube as the network is out there, but watch no YouTube or do I have to do it on Netflix?
Do YouTube?
You might have pulled up right there, people are saying it's better on YouTube though.
Don't do YouTube has ads wait true
Type one if you're croc chat
I'm drunk like I told y'all like I told y'all I waited all day to watch this so I could
do it on stream you're welcome buster I'm late to the party is lagging am I lagging
Let's get it.
Oh my goodness, let's get it.
Let's go make sure don't doxy when I start it.
GTA 6, an extended look.
Don't ban me, please.
Hell, oh Lord.
Oh my goodness, it's 26 minutes long.
It's gonna be about the whole stream right here.
Ha, 26 minutes long!
All right.
Where my volume at?
There it goes.
Who was that?
I guess they're no overcoming.
Alright, that's the block right here.
Be cool.
What?
There's nothing.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, what's up?
Uh-oh!
Y'all trying to smoke?
No.
Hey, he got that, he got that Blinky top!
Yeah.
He ain't here though.
We're picking something up for him.
Is that low wing?
Wait, is that is that coming from my stuff? No, that's that's in the trailer. Remember?
I thought low wing
Yeah, go inside and ask for ramming bro. Appreciate it
Tensions are high here. What's going on?
Yo, this looks crazy
Why does it look like real life?
Man, I don't even want to hear that shit.
Hey.
Like, I don't even want to hear that shit.
Hold up, bro.
Yo.
You don't need something?
Raymond?
No.
Yeah.
This is crazy!
Who'd be sent this?
For a pickup.
All right, all right.
Yo, we going up?
Right inside.
Why is this a little more clear than real life?
Sidduzip for pick up or drop off pick up
It's something bad about to happen
Straight up first going right. You know my volume was low
Oh, there's a dog ski!
There he is!
How you doing, big guy?
Who is that, child?
Oh, girl.
I do go down around there, like everything.
Really, like...
Oh, this has got to be the ball, all right?
Looks like it.
What you want?
Yo, we're here to pick up boobies.
For who?
All right, hold up.
Yo, Ray, these two say they're boobies?
Wow!
What the fuck, what the fuck's going on?
Wow!
He seriously sent y'all over here right now.
We're just here to collect, man.
Why he ain't come to let you in?
You ain't asked yourself that.
No.
You ain't asked yourself that.
No, but we could go back empty-handed my partners off the grid right now
Man, listen like cooking mac and cheese and stuff in here. This is wholesome
Until I forgot what a fuck yeah, what the fuck going on, sir
So who knows all this right? Yeah, fucking knows problem is the only word about himself
Yeah, fuck
Let me tell y'all something, at this point I really don't give a fuck.
Alright, back that shit up.
Yo, Ray, it's him.
All the run-up mac and cheese business and chillin'.
Yo, Nesto.
Ramon, Ramon.
What the fuck you at?
Oh yeah, man, man, man.
Mano, we got a situation happening.
My friends on the dashboard are on their way.
They said they're paying you a visit, so let's let them take whatever they want, okay?
What the fuck are you talking about?
You know I got a nigga outside your mama house, right?
Ramon, listen, very closely. Got it all.
Ramon.
The fuck is that?
Hey, your brain's well! They tools up an everything!
Ramon, get these morons out of here, man!
He said he got somebody outside his mom's house.
Yo, that's a good thread. I'm not gonna lie.
Next time somebody makes me mad and legalize it,
someone's like, hey, I got somebody outside your mom's house right now.
You better take back what you just said to me.
Yo, that's low-key tub. I'm not gonna lie.
Got boobies bricks
Yo, this font is like bro the way the shotgun logo on the top right is like throwback
Yo, run it about me again. That was funny. I'm like a lot
Dude, the way that insulation, like I ain't glazed or none, you know me, but I'ma point
out stuff that's good.
Bro, the insulation hanging out of the ceiling, bro, that literally looks real.
You find a way out.
Got boobies bricks.
Fuck boobies.
You gotta get out of this.
Yeah.
Oh, what's up?
We ain't just gonna ignore that right there.
What was that?
Can't you fucking handle a bunch of street bushes?
I didn't mind if I didn't even load it.
Oh, too bad.
Yo, you're the only one in this town with everyone.
He's fucking mended.
Yo, do you think he saw us?
No, he couldn't have.
Oh, God, Leo.
You think I've got more cops coming to put you out there?
Get in here, put it, get your ass.
Thanks, man.
I mean, what's the fuck going on?
What the fuck y'all doing in here?
You wanna hear all that outside?
Let's just hold on a minute.
Hold on.
You got my phone.
First off, whoever's living in this apartment, I gotta say y'all know how to set the vibe.
I love the lighting in here.
Whoever's living in this apartment, this is a vibe.
I like this house right here.
I like the candle like this a vibe.
Just a little point.
Running up in my house, you are not allowed to just come like this.
I can tell him I'm trying to find some pieces of stuff.
And that's my fault.
Hey, hey, hey!
Did she kick the air conditioning unit out the window?
I can tell him I'm trying to find some pieces of stuff.
And that's my fault.
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm trying to find some pieces of stuff.
Hey, y'all, I'll be mad if somebody does this.
What is a banger song?
Banger with the fire.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
I'm trying to observe stuff!
This is too much, this is too much to observe!
Hold on a minute, take a look at this, take a look at this, okay.
I'm just trying to observe some stuff here.
Okay, I'm gathering information that's on the screen. Got it.
Okay, thank you.
Okay, I'm gathering information that's on the screen got it
Okay, thank you
Okay, we got a refrigerator
Okay, we're good hydrate drink that water yeah, no more snacking. Oh, you got me
I can't buy my own clothes now sure you can blow it they look that good
Yeah, yeah, okay, you know Brian wants us there for cocktails. Uh-huh. You know what you're gonna wear yet?
Relax Jay
Okay, what's she think? Uh
Sequence sequence. Okay. The other one
You know what you're wearing right now looks pretty good. So when I head out, I don't want to be late
Yeah, I like the I gotta say the music selection so far has been absolutely three for three
No, just Lil Wayne
Then the last song and then some in this one just give me a few seconds three for three
Okay, this is tough I'm like a lot I love what she's done with the place do I gotta say
Oh, she has some oh hold on oh
She must have like some root problems or some she added some extra support in here or something. Okay. Yes, I feel that
Does life feel hopeless? Are you constantly searching for a way out luckily for you those things are over?
Thanks to angst at hand
Oh
Over, thanks to AXE to tan.
Ah, the great outdoors.
Nature's playground, a carnival of infinite possibilities.
Overflowing with creatures great and small.
We can hit when I have the end game!
Don't shoot them!
Knock you more!
Loud water and meat from the open range.
Topped off with our world famous clowns.
You will stop!
Ninety more!
Mild water and bees from the open range.
Topped off with our world famous gloves.
What could Arby's have possibly done to catch this big of a stray?
What on this planet earth did Arby's do to catch this big of a stray?
30,000 calories!
Ready damn worth the wait
This PS5 to wait
raw
Here we go finally, okay?
Yeah, I don't think low-key sounds like the new Chris Redfield voice actor
What's up?
Nothing.
Wait, is that him? Wait, is that him?
Is that Jeff?
Why not that late?
Why is doing this a favor, you know?
I need this info.
you
You miss me I've been busy you gonna text this guy
I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. Hold up.
I'm not crazy. Hold up.
You miss me?
It's him. Chad, it's him. It's him. It's him. It's him.
It looks like him. It looks like him.
I
Do it could be a cop for all we know it's not a car
It's probably why he survived so long we can learn something and maybe you could yeah, you're the perfect criminal
Jason, you see, uh, yeah, we got to go go. Yeah, go like right fucking now
Hey, bro, get your ass back here man. Come on. Hold these fuckers on
Hey, she went to that side!
How do you only got four stars?
I'll get his trap in here a little bit.
No, I'm not!
Get his foot!
He's coming through!
There's too much going on, bro!
Back up and zoom this out of here.
Okay.
That's it.
Good.
All that was just chill here for a minute.
Ah, fucking shit, showman.
You want me to take the wheel?
What?
No.
Look, you think everything always goes as planned, huh?
No, mommy, no.
There will always be some kind of a professional adapt.
Are you a professional, you see it, huh?
Of course.
Good.
I need a profession.
Oh, man.
I see.
Thank you so much, too.
Let's go.
I ain't trying to glaze again with that that that little that one particular little like
little side turn they did look smooth.
I'm not going live that look real smooth right there.
I'ma show you exactly what I'm talking about.
That little game, I don't know why that little thing looks smooth and look like smooth!
Okay, out. Don't leave anything in the car.
Lucy at 2-5, buddy. You've been saying that for a really 15 minutes straight. I understand,
Buddy, you don't say that about 300 times.
Come on, leave, bro.
I
Was gonna we saw that
All right, Jason we're cargo coffee
Look top right when they get out of the car what happened
What is this oh my goodness is so much going on I don't know what's going on top right don't
leave anything what is that what is that okay that's the way obviously what is that what's
the first thing. Bitcoin. Check there's so much going on. Hold on. I'm observing this
menu real quick. Okay. Uh huh. Right. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't you can say, oh, he glazing.
I like the simplistic little, the little menu, man. I like the simplistic. It's just a little
picture of a Molotov. I like it. I'm okay. I'm blazing a little bit. I don't care. I like that.
All right, Jason. We're cargo. Copy.
you
You
I'm not gonna let you go home, beware the devil woman, she's coming to get you, she's just a devil woman, I'm not gonna let you go home
That's kind of crazy. I'm not gonna lie. That's like, for real.
Oh.
I
Bet you be real good at battle at the dog
Lucia Jason come take a seat. I'm waiting on the ETA for the flag
You're not champagne. Thank you.
I'll be right back. Trust me, this light goes with only half of you.
So Val, I know it's a party, but we are working, right?
The job is Andres de Leon.
Protect him, but keep him in line. Gas him up.
Boost his ego. He can feel good about himself.
Baby, sir.
Hey! There's a sight for sore eyes. Tina, what's up, Chula?
Andres! It's been forever. How is everything?
Oh, man, it's been a stop.
Lucia Jason, please meet Andres.
He has to be the descendant of Arthur Morgan.
I'm sorry, he has to be.
That is Arthur Morgan's great-great-grandson.
I swear it is.
I swear it has to be.
Every time I look at him, I don't know why.
Maybe I'm tweaking.
Every time I see him, he looks like Arthur to me.
I don't know why.
I see Arthur when I see him.
Why do I, why does he like, why?
Hello.
All right guys, I'm a hugger. I'm a hugger. Come in here.
Get in here.
Yes, all right.
Beautiful, beautiful, yes.
Gorgeous, all right.
Good job.
You should really go, gentlemen.
You guys see the driver?
Sure.
Let's go.
Ah, come on.
All right.
What the fuck?
Are you ready for this party, bro?
I don't know, maybe.
All right.
Where are you, man?
I'm ready.
I'll park here.
I don't know.
There is no way this hot looks.
There is no...
There's...
Is this a cut scene?
Yeah, okay.
One, two, three.
you
You
But we all did this together as a family
You know I noticed that it's not immediately snapping to all the enemies now, so there's
was actually a skill gap to the shooting here.
Somebody said he's shooting like Arthur.
Okay, buddy, calm down.
I said he looks like Arthur.
I'm not taking it that far,
but he's just shooting the gun.
Relax.
You could free aim a GTA5, could you?
I'm not stupid.
Hey guys, how's it going down there?
Who the fuck is this?
We'll talk more later, okay?
Que cara?
Tenen su problema.
Mierda, mierda!
Where the hell are you?
Nice distraction, Jay.
A bit dramatic.
You're welcome.
Buena experiencia.
Nice distraction, Jay. A bit dramatic.
You're welcome. Go on upstairs. We've got offers.
Shit. Okay. I'm on my way.
No!
I don't know, man, this is a totally shit!
AHHHH!
Take that!
Ugh.
This tough, I'm not going to go this tough.
Yo, I can't run him.
this only glazed bro it's at this time
you
I don't even know what to say bro I don't even know what to say bro
that was tough
You get excited, bro.
This is like,
y'all know me, we be playing slop every night
for the most part, but this is the bro,
you get excited for something like this.
Like actually,
dude, November 19th, chat, look here, chat.
Buckle your seat belts, lock your doors at night,
look above you for any loose tree limbs.
When you walk outside,
If you're crossing the road, do two looks both directions.
Eat a little extra healthier, okay?
Do whatever you can to at least make it
to at least November 25th.
Okay, like I said, make sure your airbags
and your cars working.
All right, just, just, just, hey, look here.
Okay, because this angle like this was,
I really don't have anything negative to say.
I mean, I don't, if I wanted to say something negative,
I had to be like fishing for it.
The one thing I can say I don't really like, the GPS,
I don't know what's up with the GPS kind of,
I don't know what's up with that.
I can't really tell what's going on with the GPS.
But it has the phone, isn't that the phone logo?
So I guess it's just showing you the view
of your phone or something, I don't know.
That was straight cinema chat right that on a scale of 1 to 10.
That right there.
Was straight up.
That it was that was better than I thought it was going to be.
because we're not seeing like this for example. Where's that?
Hold on. Well, that is, is that, is that like an in-game capture?
But like real time, like in-game, because that is insane.
that is like that is beyond the most excited thing I'm for is like going out
in the country and seeing what kind of like just redneck hillbillies are out
there I'll feel right at home that'd be the first thing I do is I'm going to
find the country's place on the map I'm going to the trailer park I'm gonna feel
like I'm right at home because if the map is this big oh that was another
thing I was like really observant to what minute did she climb up on the roof right here
slow
like because you see like you see audience over here makes you wonder like how much
map is behind us that we can't see. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's this much map in front
of us. How much map is back here? It's three times big as what?
It's three times the size of red dead twos map or red dead, is it? No.
It's two times as big as GTA 5 and GTA 5 got a big old map, bro.
Let's watch the backrooms.
Well, yes, just pull up the backrooms movie since we're already on Netflix.
Hey, that was straight cinema right there.
I really don't really have anything negative to say.
like I said, if I had something negative to say, I'd be kind of fishing for it, that was admittedly, that was cinema, that was actually cinema.
I thoroughly enjoyed that.
So Rockstar, let's go ahead and drop this, alright? Rockstar, y'all don't make me step in, look here.
We're going to go ahead and drop this game next week, okay?
Um, I've been giving y'all chances for a long time. I've been, I've been letting y'all delay this for long enough. Look here, you know, rock star.
This ain't even like a thing. We're dropping this project next week. Okay.
Next, next month, my, my frack Monday rock star. We're dropping this. Okay.
That's not like a request. It's like, I'm telling y'all, we're going to go ahead and release this thing Monday.
So, yeah.
you play it on stream. Yeah, I'll definitely play it on stream. Bro, that was cinema.
Jack scale of one to 10. Again, that was dope.
Yo, 10,000 bits from big dog. Think about how much your life has changed since GTA
I was 15 years old when GTA 5 came out.
15.
Jason's kind of boring low key.
What's you mean?
How's he boring?
Just because he's monotone and buff, he's boring.
What do you want him to do?
What do you want him to be, buddy?
You'll be running around.
Oh, I got it.
Now.
He's boring for real.
Well, guess what?
We got Lucia to make up for it.
We got Lucia to make up for it, buddy.
How about that?
He just doesn't have cool lines, bro.
This is probably going to be like a 200 hour game.
I'm sure he's got plenty of lines that make him look cool.
I like stoic quiet monotone characters man. What's you talking about? Like my darling Chris Redfield.
To me, of course. What else do I want to take another peek back at? Hold on.
So, I'm going to go.
Yes, right here, because this really relates to me.
I really appreciate Rockstar for putting this in here.
They finally are just like, finally, making all, you know, just everything in life.
Like, finally, they got something in these games that relates to me.
Like, thank you, Rockstar.
I've been waiting like, and all the other games, there's really nothing in there that's like,
I'm gonna be like, I finally got this game that like really is like, okay, this is me right here.
Not this.
This is clear.
Matter of fact, my whole playthrough is just gonna be in here.
Oh yeah, we'll say I noticed that little backflip animation look kinda dusty.
and look a little that looked a little weird and look like kind of looked like he was floating like Lord had mercy
I'm floating that looked kind of dusty a little
Crystal ball on my face
That looked a little
Yo maniac with the 5W maniac with the 5 thank you
Rose with the 5 thank you Rose with the 5
That was cinema, I thoroughly enjoy that.
I wish it was two hours long.
I'd have watched every minute of it.
That was a excellent 26 minutes and 48 seconds,
26 minutes and 49 seconds well spent right there.
I'm glad I experienced it and I waited to watch it together, Chad.
I spent all day waiting on that thing.
thousand bits from FB my friend didn't make it he passed in 2022 and he always
joked he'd be dead and gone by the time it came out he was not wrong sadly well
I hate to hear that rest in peace to your friend that died in 2022 Molly with
with the five W Maudy with the five.
That is terrible.
Do you think this beats Red Dead Redemption two?
It has to.
It just given time of development and hype around it
and how long it took like was in the oven for it's
legitimately pretty much has no option,
to be like as a whole a game as a whole definitely as a story it's hard to beat red dead redemption
to story red dead redemption to story so
no joke
Oh, you're happy birthday Hazel, I appreciate you Danny as well, happy birthday Hazel and Danny.
Oh, you'll appreciate that as well. Caso's mailbox third. Yeah, I'm getting off.
Bro, y'all watched this 26 minute trailer and are still worried the game's going to be bad, bro. A lot of people just like to be a negative, bro.
negative bro the older you get the more you realize that some people legitimately just like like being
negative man
they do
like no joke they do
Oh, stinky.
Hold on.
The rage baiting?
That could also be a thing too.
Hold on.
Hold on, Chad.
I thought it was personally good type one if you thought it was type two if you thought it what
Now game of the year
They're gonna have to get through resident evil nine for that that's gonna be a tough battle for resident evil nine
I'm not going to lie, but you know what they should have done?
They should have put Chris Redfield in this game.
You think they did?
Maybe they did.
Maybe he's like a side character.
I bet you know what?
I'm good.
As a matter of fact, I know for a fact he's in this game.
Chris Redfield is 100% a side character in this game.
He said not as good as MLB the show.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, that's good.
Look at the moon. It's an eclipse. Why does that happen right now?
The moon's already eclipsing?
It's dark outside, so I think that means it's eclipsing.
Has that happened?
I went to another hour band who ever said that in
Band who ever said that chat. No you can't you know what's crazy
We're less than two months out. No Joe
We're less no not less than two months. We're less than three months out
You make your headphones look so small.
No, I don't.
This is a mini headphone anyway.
I got this from like the, their Astro A50s like
miniature and I bought those.
Headphones fighting for their life.
Bro, they're not even live.
for their life. Bro, they're not even like this is how they are on me. That's not even
like a stretch. This is resting position. This is how they are on me. How you think I'm
so smart. I got a brain in there. Chad is it time for us to play happening again? Like
we were supposed to last night, but the internet maintenance went out. That game is going to
be straight cinema. If you were not here yesterday, we started up a spooky game that
look like it was going to be absolutely amazing but then the the internet went down for for maintenance
did you do the water today yes i most certainly did hold on
hold on
Why do you still got the Christmas tree up?
We're at the point in the year now to where it's, you can't even question it anymore because
we're close enough to Christmas now.
We've come full circle like four or five months ago.
People's like, yo, why is that tree still up now?
We're close enough to Christmas to where it's like, you don't, it's you, you really can't
question anymore because Christmas is like just a like a handful of months away the Netflix
the Netflix quality was downgraded was it really well it's still look clean to me
Hey,
Locking a chat.
It is spooky time.
You best get you a diaper, you know, bubba.
Hey, do you like Kadoba?
I've never had Kadoba.
I've heard it's good though.
Surrendipity with the five chat.
Get you a diaper, you know, Buster.
It is spooky time.
Will there be a character in GTA 6 better than Arthur?
It would have to take an absolute insane character
to be fit.
I don't even think it's possible.
Now, Lucia or Jacob could pop out and do something crazy,
but being better than Arthur, I just, I don't see it.
not Jacob Jason what I say Jacob what I say Jacob bro
Who is your favorite character from GTA 5?
What's his name?
You have Franklin. I really like Franklin.
I really like Franklin from GTA 5.
I did not like Franklin.
Trevor, Trevor was so crazy. It was like, he wouldn't even care if I was his favorite character.
He would probably kill me if he saw me, so I wouldn't even root for him.
It's like, even with Franklin, it'd be like, hey man, you're my favorite character from GTA.
He's like, oh, thanks man, but if you walked up to Trevor and was like, yo, you're my favorite character,
he'd probably just spit on you and beat you to death.
Fred the Trevor was cool, but you know, it's like hey you gotta draw the line somewhere
Mike I like Michael to you
Yo loved all with the 5000 bits W loved all the 5000 bits. Hey case just want to say happy early birthday
Just in case no one said it today
My birthday's in May. Thank you though. That is the earliest possible birthday you could have ever given me, but you know what, thank you.
Y'all do another one of those soon, member. Thank you. All right, chat lock in for real.
It is spooky time. We are doing that game that the stream crashed on yesterday. We're going to start from the top because we was on like 10 minutes into it anyway.
Um, lock in, chat.
You best get you a dytheon, bubba.
Yo, see with the fives.
You best get you a dytheon, chat.
Because it is!
Spooky time!
Yeah!
I hate you, I hate you.
name of this game is happening happening and whatever I hope I said it right one
of those two ways what's happening so if you weren't here yesterday you may be
thinking oh man you played a game with that same exact name before yes I have
and this is the same developers from that game with the same name but it's a
different game with the same name. It's actually the prologue of that first game or yeah.
Yo fool with the fire thank you. All right locking the chat.
Watch the GTA extended look. Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and ban you. I just spent the first hour
and a half of stream doing that slog. You're out of here. You done lost your mind?
Big dog. I just did that for a straight hour.
I almost dropped the cough drop.
Toby, I made that. Let's go.
New game, let's get it.
This is the prologue to the main story of Happen. Every choice matters.
Yeah, we woke up to our parents arguing.
What? You don't know what's going on?
You're really doing it.
You're so stupid.
You don't understand me.
You're not that kind of person.
You'll be in trouble.
You're so stupid.
Don't be like that.
I'm just a fool.
Are you really?
You know what?
Hey, parents.
How are you?
What are you doing?
Mom, dad.
Why are you fighting again?
I'm going to reread all these dialogues
in case people want to hear from yesterday.
A.W. Manns.
I'm sorry Nico as much as I want us to always be happy. I don't know what to do anymore son.
We are here for your father. Where are we going to go? I will try everything to make our lives better.
Your dad and I don't even know where we'll end up. I'm doing everything I can to give us a better life.
life. The landlord's kicking us out because we haven't paid the rent for two months.
Hey Alvin. Hey Alvin. Don't do that to your child. Don't you dare to cause a problem to our child.
We should just do that. Don't treat your son like that. He's still a child. Don't drag him into our problems.
This should stay between us. Why are you like that? I'll take care of you.
Why are you acting like this? What's going on with you?
I'm stressed too, Shay, if only you knew.
But you shouldn't treat your son like that.
Yeah, I'm sorry, son. I'm sorry for what I said.
It's okay, dad. I understand.
Oh, bang out the door. Yep, I'm never gonna say yep.
I thought the Landlord was supposed to walk in.
I forgot he did a jump scare there.
My bad.
You have a bag you're worth for two months.
You people really have no shame
Matter of fact my dad said he ain't paying no rent my dad said he's gonna whoop you up in here
My dad said make him pay the rent. Ain't that right dad?
Please just give us one more month. I'll pay everything. Oh, yeah, I promise
You said the same thing last time so stop making excuses.
If you still haven't paid by tomorrow then all of you can get out.
BT55, okay mom can you relax a little bit?
Mom, I'm gonna need you to relax.
Mom?
We really need to come up with 4000 pay soaps because we haven't paid rent for two months, but I don't know how
What are we going to do? We can't be lazy now
What are we going to do? We can't get kicked out right now
If not, we'll be forced to pay
Otherwise, we'll live on the streets
I know
I know.
I was talking to Mang earning the other day. Remember I made a joke yesterday about that because I said he probably got some money because his name is earning. You remember that?
Yeah
He already moved to bear and gay pity pew but before he left he told me about a way we could make some money
We're going to be late, son.
Wake up, son.
We're going to be late.
He's going to wake me up out of bed
for me to go help him make some money.
Like I said, he's the man in the house.
Wake up, son.
Wake up.
Look at the time.
You went to bed.
What? Why did it cut out?
I'm going to sleep.
You went to bed? What? Why did it cut out like that?
We're going to Behringay sack doodle.
Mang earning told me we should talk to Mang Berto because he knows a place where we can find a...
job.
that's pretty far though all the way to
Bear and Gay sack doodle
yes son we really need to do this so we can pay the rent we we we you're the
man of the house you're the dad here i'm not nothing but the kid you we need to
go get a job you need to pay the bills
We I'm about five years old like I said yesterday for the game crashed won't this dober come help us
Well, I'm not going so fast. Whoa
Oh, yeah, this is where I was a good
Look at this place son, there's so much trash everywhere.
The trash bin is right there and they still can't even throw their trash in it.
Yep, that's messed up. That is indeed messed up.
So son, don't ever be like those people okay?
Okay dad! I'm not like that.
Alright son, if you don't do that, please help me clean up the garbage.
You're really good, son.
Alright, Niko. Please help me clean up.
Again, look how much I'm cleaned up compared to him.
Toby, clean.
Don't worry, dad, I got it.
No, you swore with Chris, cause I got it.
Oh, you gotta get those?
Okay.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, got it.
Give me, get this last one, dad.
You got it?
Okay, go ahead.
Look how slow he's.
He's intentionally moving that slow
So I was picking up 90% of them.
You know that's why he's doing it.
Good Samaritan either way though.
So you can't really do that.
Now we're waiting for the Jeep to get here.
We'll see you in court by the way.
Yep.
Come on, let's go to the Jeep.
So let's go to the T. All right. This is where the internet went out yesterday and this dude started talking crazy to us to chat.
Remember, I told y'all our dad smacked him in the face after string crashed the string crashed and hit as he was going up.
He smacked him. You're going to see that I'm not lying today. You're going to see it.
I
Knocked out when by a driver son give the money to the driver
You can't do nothing. Can you dad? It's all be a it's all me
Yo
I'll ask that man to give the money for me. I can't reach the driver from here
Could you give the money to the driver, please?
could you please give the money for me sir excuse me could you give the money
please sir could you give the money please
beat me Leon with the fire you're such an annoying kid you've been
bother me for a while now. I was just handing you the money and you already
being so rude. Oh wow now you're talking back to me yep and I'm from the future.
My dad's about to smack you in the face take that right dad. You're still so young
and you're already acting like that. You're ugly too.
Son, why aren't you saying anything?
What's that? Like father, like son?
You don't know anything?
Is that your son? Why don't you discipline him?
Like father, like son. Neither of you knows anything.
Son, give me the money. I'll handle it.
This is where the stream crashed yesterday, but watch.
Hit him, dad! Don't let him talk to me like that!
I'm not going to lie, he finally stood all business.
now everything from this point forward is completely fresh we don't know what's going on now
thanks man
just ignore him son some people are really like that
get some rest we have a lot we still have a long trip ahead
w dad he actually stood on business straight smack
where you guys going
are you ready to work Niko no I am not you just dragged me out here I'm only
doing this help us pay to rent no I'm not but I got to do what I gotta do
Yes dad, I'm more than ready, Cap.
Let's do our best so we can pay the rent.
We, I'm keeping my share.
This game's cinema so far, a share.
I'm playing GTA 6 early, what you talking about?
Oh, I like it! Oh, that's...
Is that me?
way. What was that? Dad, what place is this? We're here at Barangay Sackdoodle, son. But it looks like,
what is it, Dan? Look son, there's a sign over there. That's where we need to go to get to
a baron gay sack doodle so dad should we go there now it's again all right son
but wait we got to look both ways on this road so we don't get run over
cuz GTA 6 comes out in less than three months we got to be extra careful
before we cross this road
What's he doing I wonder what dad's thinking about
And you didn't look both ways Dad are you okay
I'm okay son I just have something on my mind
my mind. Come on dad, let's go to
Alright son, let's go. What is he actually thinking about? You think he has a hidden past?
He must have done something bad in his past and it's all coming back to him. He must have
He must have some bad must happen here and he's dragging us into it. Oh my playing. Okay. Yo dad
So what exactly are we supposed to be doing for work here? Why aren't you leading the way?
This place kind of nice though
I don't know which way leads to Barangay Sack Doodle either.
The chicken farm is on the left, and the rice field is on the right.
Maybe we should head to the chicken farm first.
Okay, dad, let's go to the chicken farm first dad. I got a question
Dad, I got a question. Why am I the one leading the way here?
Gigi I don't see nobody out here chat. We are cooked
Factory weeds is that what dad can you hurry up ski?
Oh, it's to the right here.
Dad, so this is bearing a sack do dole.
Okay, I'm done saying it like that.
Let's just head to the gate.
Hopefully it's open so we can get inside.
That's kind of a creepy camera angle because that looks like the camera angle of somebody
That's watching us
Come on son, let's go we shouldn't waste any more time
10, 10?
What about that lord half mercy that scared me?
Golly, man!
Hey kid!
You're not allowed here.
Who are you?
I have three options of what I can say.
Can y'all see them?
We're just here to visit someone
and bare and gay
SAG doodle.
Mang earning told us to come here.
Mang burto told us to come here.
I'm gonna go Mang earning here.
Mang earning actually told us to come here.
to come here, right?
Mank Arning told us to come here.
Who did you say it was again kid?
Mank Arning told us to come here.
We don't even know about Mank Arning.
You sure have a lot of excuses.
Wait, what?
Dad!
but it's really important notice how our dad just never stopped for us like
hello why am I the one doing the talking I still can't let you win kid we're
just protecting the bearing game what can we do so you'll trust us
Come with us, Gigi.
What are you walking like?
I'm here. I'm here, Tom Awesome.
They'll be here hitting the, the, the, the flit lock would run, but except they're walking.
Anyway, it's a farm that we have chickens.
As you can see, we're just getting started with our chicken farm.
Oh, that's cool.
Here in this house, we're going to put the chickens.
For now, we keep the chickens in this coop.
You can only keep up to three chickens in there.
No, you can't.
You'll have to succeed.
Right.
You can only keep up to three chickens in there.
more than that and they'll get overcrowded and they could die.
Right.
When the chickens get hungry, we move them to this pin and feed them there.
Only one chicken can go there at a time.
Okay, got it.
Am I getting paid for this, not away?
He's just dookie!
You'll know when a chicken's about to lay an egg.
Just put it in this nesting area and wait for the egg to roll out.
If you don't put the chicken in there, the egg could go bad.
Okay, got it.
What's my dad gonna do, by the way?
Am I the only one doing work?
Once we put all the eggs in the tray, we'll head over to the other side and sell the eggs we collected.
Am I doing that too? Hold on.
Let's go over there.
Chad, why are we just the one hand on this? Our dad is weird.
We are here to sell the eggs that we planted to him.
Every tray, we will earn 300 pesos, that's why we need to sell a lot.
That dude looks like he's ready to scam somebody. Why is he smiling like that?
Why does he look evil?
Bro could not be looking any more sinister.
We'll sell all the eggs we collect to him. We'll earn 300 PHP per trace so we need to
sell as many as we can. Yeah we need to come up with 4000 PHP before tomorrow or else we
get kicked out.
If you're a kid who sold 5,000, you can go to Barangay Sack Doodle.
Okay kid.
Then, you can also use the money to buy a new house of chicken so that we can speed up the production.
Alright kid, you can also use the money to buy another chicken coop so you can produce it faster.
Wait a minute, I'll ask them for money, I'll have what you said.
Then, let's eat. Chicken is very important. That's why they always have to eat.
and kid food is really important for the chicken so make sure they always have some to eat
you can buy all the supplies right here too
do you understand
y'all understand
the moon
wait is the moon doing the thing chat
not until it's well bro that's two hours from now for me I mean I
it is
It's like 90% covered.
It looks cool though tough yes we understand yes I've raised chickens before too so we
can handle this yo our dad just now piped up and said something just now
wait what no you're coming with me we have a you a different job wait what can I
take him with me to help take care of the chickens
no kid just focus on what you need to do don't worry about your dad
be safe with us. They're gonna kill our dad, GG. Son, always be careful, okay? I promise you'll be
safe. You cannot know that for sure, by the way, dad, but okay. Just do what they tell you to do.
Yes, dad. All right, son, we're doing this for us too. All right, come on. Do your best, kid.
Remember five thousand and we'll let you in I have a feeling they're gonna kill them chat. No, Joe
What are you doing?
You and your dad should just die!
What?!
You're both completely worthless!
Oh, this is the dude from the G. I thought this was a little kid at first. I'm not gonna
Now go chase those chickens.
You're such an idiot.
Kill him.
Oh my goodness, kill him now.
I'll pay good.
As a matter of fact, I'll do this work for free if you end him right here.
You idiot, those chickens were ours.
You're the one who fought the wrong guy.
You mess with the wrong guy.
Are you the one who's going to kill him?
Yeah, you're cooked, you absolute idiot.
Yeah, you're cooked.
Those chickens are yours?
Oh, fuck.
Kill him! Kill him!
Kill him!
Mom, please help me.
Please!
Please help me.
Hurry, help me first.
May y'all slow.
Man y'all slow. Come here.
Was that that difficult? Come here.
Come here.
That's why they packed me the big bucks, Chad.
Kid, that's enough. Come over here.
What's up?
I'll go find him.
Kid, go find him.
You're gonna miss him, kid.
Oh no, these really gonna get him.
Alright, I'll go find him.
Are y'all gonna give me a weapon?
Are they gonna give me a weapon to, uh...
To go find him?
Or what?
Should I help him look for it too?
No!
No, you stay right here. Don't go with him.
I've been with them about that.
Don't find them, kid.
Yes, sir.
I think you went this way.
We're like 14.
I know that's the crazy part.
They're sending me to do all this.
Oh, that was easy.
I got wall hacks.
I'm reported, jeez.
Well, well, well, buddy.
Gotcha.
I'm definitely reporting you.
We were minding our own business
and you still came here causing trouble.
What did we even do to make you so angry?
Please don't report me to the boss.
If you only knew what he does to me, you wouldn't have messed up.
Oh, no, that's the plan. What you talking about? No.
No, it's not begging for mercy now.
What would he do if I reported you?
I don't want to die.
I don't want to die yet.
Oh, well, I understand that, but you're dead, so you're getting reported.
Idiot.
I don't believe they'll kill you, so I'm gonna report you.
Wait, that's not why I'm doing it.
I'm knowing they're gonna kill him, I'm still reporting.
What you talking about?
Why are you being so nice?
That's why I'm reporting.
Hello?
Maybe then you'll learn what you've done.
Pinduco Kale is here!
No!
You killed Kale.
Yeah, well, yeah.
No, I'm cool with that.
I won't lose a minute of sleep over that one.
Not gonna lie.
No, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
like at all matter of fact i'm gonna sleep maybe you get an extra hour in
yeah now you got me messed up
what they doing to them
oh they're making an example around here we don't tolerate people who are causing trouble
If it's just something small, we can let it slump.
We can still give people another chance.
But you act like we're some kind of joke.
Thanks, boss! He disrespected you, man!
You broke all the chicken structures that we worked hard to get. Yeah, yeah, he did boss
You know what else he said when I caught him. He said Pinduco ain't gonna do nothing to me Pinduco soft
He ain't gonna do nothing. He just all talk. He ain't gonna do nothing to me. He said that when I caught him too boss
I'll show you how we punish someone like this.
Boom his hand off!
Deserved.
No way they hit it with a replay!
The slow motion replay!
Look at Niko, he's so stupid. Will shooting him really necessary? He didn't even kill
the chickens. He really said me and my dad that our worth was a deserve to die. Big dog.
I understand kid, but I don't like what I'm doing.
I understand kid, but I just don't like being played.
No, I'm 100% with you, Pinduco.
100%? Hey, matter of fact, do it again.
I'm right there with you.
And I'm a police officer, that's why I can do things without you there.
Hey, let's go!
Let's leave here, maybe we'll be late.
You, come with us.
Leave your son here first.
Okay, Dan.
Deserve that new talk so bad to us, chat. So bad.
Idiot. Rest up, big dog. See ya.
deserved. He literally said me and my dad was worthless and we deserved to die by the
way. Keep that in mind. How do we get out of here? Oh it's over here. I'm really sorry
I didn't know they were going to kill you. Can you stop speaking for me, Nico? Stop!
I was wrong. I should just let you go if I know. Yo, Nico, stop talking! Shut up! Shut up, man! I don't like you either! You just like your dad!
So, you and your dad's the same way you just- the apple don't fall-
I
Still meant what I said you dead what you gonna do you can't do not do me
Oh good job. Okay. Oh you put a bunch of bloody hand prints on the wall you you you still dead
You dad, you ain't real!
Oh, that was, oh, it was all a dream, wait, was that all a dream?
I really don't trust Pinduco.
I get a bad feeling every time I think about what happened earlier.
I just need to finish selling those eggs and I can find a go-see Mangberto.
If I have to pretend just to keep Pinduco from getting angry, I'll do whatever it takes.
I just hope dad's okay, because he's still all I have left for now.
Hey, Ted, deserve, man.
Look, you ain't gonna maybe feel bad for that when that dude was a not a good person.
That was the creepy dude from a minute ago just looking in our window.
Don't worry, I'll finish it.
Hello?
Huh?
Okay, okay.
Chatty creepy, chatty creepy.
farmer the moon dog I just went and looked at it what is it you don't
recognize me kid I don't he looks like my uncle you need to get you a new uncle
buddy cuz your uncle's evil that is the most sinister evil smile I've ever seen
in my life. I'm sorry, who are you again? Milkman with the five.
I'm the one who owns the chicken feed and kooks being sold over here.
He said that's what Pinduco is for.
He's the one who's going to take care of the chicken so we can get a lot of eggs.
Yes, kid. I just said that.
Are you the one who's gonna tell me what to do?
Oh no, I'm just gonna be... oh, oh.
Of course, I'm not going to wear this outfit if it's gonna be hard for me.
Oh, you're being sarcastic.
Well of course, I wouldn't be dressed like this if I were poor.
What brought you here?
What do you mean?
How do you know what you're talking about?
What else did you expect?
Of course, I'm the one who's going to tell you what to do.
I'm just selling eggs, right?
That should be easy.
I don't want to tell you that.
There's a lot of confidence, but you're not going to tell me.
That's what I like about you kid. You've got a lot of confidence, but you're pretty cocky, too
Okay, sir is it that funny do you have to laugh after every sentence I get it you're eating
The kid what you need to do is simple collect the eggs and sell them to me
Don't laugh! Don't laugh again please!
One tray of eggs is worth 300 pesos. So the more we sell the more money we make kid.
Pretty simple right? Yes I can definitely take care of the chickens.
the chickens please don't laugh again whatever you do please do not laugh
by the end like bro was laughing every day bro it ain't that fun
we did this chicken coop
Chicken coo up. Can I grab some extra eggs? Oh, I'm just eating my knees. What you talking about? Hold up.
Any more extra ones this morning around?
straight stole them from his own store what you I just got the crate sir thank
you so much have a good one all right let's go put the chicken crate over
here hey case my birthday just passed on Monday I turn 30 well I hate to hear
that they passed away. I hope they rest in peace.
Non-playing. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. That was Monday. Thank you.
Chat, tell Jamie happy 30th birthday. Happy 30th birthday, Jamie. Thank you.
Chat, look, you got to see the way it was worded. It was a joke.
Hey case my birthday just passed on Monday that sounded like their birthday
died. See y'all gotta be enlightened to understand these jokes bro.
Alright, let's all let's get these eggs. I need to sell one tray of eggs to the business
farmer. Pinduco said I should feed the chickens in the pen first so they can lay eggs. Then
I'll put them back into the coop so they can rest. When a chicken is about to lay an egg,
I'll put it in the nesting area.
All right, let's get started.
I'm doing this for dad and my whole family.
W unique, oh, not gonna lie.
What?
To the toilet.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay, got it.
Chicken goes into cage, food goes into cage.
chicken's done eating put them into the egging station then collect it if you
don't place the chickens in the egging station they stay right they'll lay
rotten eggs remember the chicken house can only hold up to three chickens
exceeding this limit may cause one of the chickens to die the chicken cage can
only hold one chicken exceeding this limit may cause one of them to die that's
That's it, the process is simple.
W tutorial video, thank you so much.
All right, let's feed the chicken that's in here now.
Let me get you some food real quick.
Scoop some of that in there.
There you go, buddy.
Enjoy that.
Also, I have another cake so I can put another chicken in there.
I'll check.
This is easy money right here.
What you talking about?
Easy money.
There you go.
Okay.
next chicken food there you go you done eaten bubba did you eat did it eat I hope
it ate go in the egging station boom lay an egg for me no you need to go in a
house okay
did you get done eating I don't know if you got any oh you didn't want to eat
You got food, Buster.
I gave you some food.
Oh, that chicken's trippin'.
Look, this chicken's good.
W chicken right here.
Lay me an egg.
Thank you.
Double egg.
Man, forget this chicken.
You're going back in the house.
Get in there.
Next.
I have three...
The moon?
Slog.
I know the moon is doing what it's doing.
Okay.
Appreciate that bucket. W bucket. Thank you bucket.
Okay. You need some food? Let me get you some food too.
Kobe there you go chat. I see it chat. I seem to move I see
Kobe all right y'all eat that food. Let me go get you some more food real quick scoop
There we I don't need to cook you up. Let me go this food in there
Go eat that for me. You want to go back in hot a chat W chicken to lay them eggs. Thank you
case you're being rude to the chickens no I'm not I am very humanely treating
these chickens right chat that was very good
see look at this Kobe see they're perfectly fine
Oh this one's ready to lay an egg!
Give me an egg buddy!
No!
Give me an egg real quick buddy, please.
Now you ain't ready to lay an egg?
Why ain't none of y'all ready to lay me a egg?
What do y'all do with it?
Oh no, I can't do this.
Get in there.
Let me get you some food real quick, big dog.
Come back.
Let me get you some food real quick.
There you go.
Egg, egg time, egg time, egg time.
Give me egg, give me egg, give me egg, give me egg.
W chicken, two eggs.
Beautiful.
All right, you can go back in the house and rest, buddy.
There you go.
Y'all are always hungry, y'all are full.
Eek, Eek, Eek, Eek, Eek, Eek.
One?
I don't have one, look at my hands.
GPS, locate me the nearest Popeyes.
I'm here to inspect your chickens, sir. I just started working here today. I don't know what's going on.
chicken inspector for a live and be honest
feed
I noticed something that we have a group of good chickens that didn't yet
You haven't been feeding your chickens properly. Yeah, yes, I literally have sir, but okay
I don't think they won't produce good eggs either
big dog I got a whole carton of eggs over there
but you're still new with this kid so I'll let it slide for now
or what would you do call it a chicken police over here I don't understand
but next time this shouldn't happen again
okay I'll do better next time
make sure you do better next time
make sure I do better next time
time. You're the chicken inspector! What do you know? Make sure I do better next time.
I do what I want to do. What the chicken inspector talking about? What?
Well, you ain't nothing but a chicken inspector.
Don't tell me what to do. I'm the chicken feeder.
Don't let it happen again. Who's he gonna call over here?
You've been throwing them around? No, I have not. I've been gently placing them. Thank you very much.
Look, we've got a whole rack of eggs right here. Look at this whole rack of eggs.
Hold on real quick.
You all ain't gonna let me eat an egg?
We need to hunt with the five.
one yeah you're gonna pop us buddy one egg that's all you could do for me is one
I'll come back for y'all in a minute.
I gotta go deliver this.
I'm rolling, by the way.
Excuse me, evil businessman.
I have your eggs.
He's so evil.
Magaline water!
Please don't laugh! Please don't laugh!
Good job kid. I didn't think you'd manage to fill the whole tray today.
I
Honestly didn't think you need to get one full tray of eggs
Thank you the chickens here lay eggs so fast I didn't even think I'd be able to do
Please don't laugh
It's somebody bro was choking at the end of that one
That's just how the chickens are here in Barangay sack.
Do dole.
They lay eggs fast.
Better let's say it now.
The jokes are starting to get pretty good.
You'll have to get some rest.
All right, so.
I'm gonna put on the weight of that.
Here's some money.
Thank you so much.
I'm sorry.
I have to go.
Okay, I'm done talking to you.
Thank you.
Going home.
Bring the chicken house to the chicken farm.
Still doing work?
I don't wanna do the whole work.
try to go home. Yeah, he really likes eggs. I will say though, Chad, eggs are awesome.
Eggs are like top top five food in human history, I must say. Let me put bro in the house. Let
me put bro in the house real quick. Oh, you're gonna get ate up tonight. I'm sorry. I can't
put you in the house and won't let me RIP. We gonna wake up in the middle of the night.
I'm going to bed.
With the shoes on?
You know, somebody's knocking big dog.
Hello? Who is it? Oh, hey, how you doing? It's already late and you're still knocking.
I'm sorry. I didn't know you were already sleeping.
sleeping. Yeah, it's about three in the morning. Why? What do you need? I'm your neighbor. I just noticed someone new moving here, so I wanted to come say hi. Okay, hi. I haven't seen your house yet. Come on, follow me. I'll show you where I live.
I don't I don't know about I don't know about that. That don't that seems kind of like a set up. I'm not gonna lie.
This seems like a this seems like a set up chat. I'm gonna keep it a stack with y'all. Right.
right? Um, I don't want to be rude though. You know what? Sure.
Show me where your house is. Come on, follow me. What's your
name first? Uh, Nico. Are you Nico? I'm only 19. I thought this
cube was 13 this whole time. Never mind. I take back everything I
said at the start of this game. This goober should have been
had a job. Never mind. Oh my goodness, never mind. I was at the start of this game thinking
my dad was making me go work when I was 13 years old. This kid should have been working.
Okay, never mind then. I take back everything I said. I'm only 19. You sure ask a lot of
questions. Oh, sorry for asking so many questions. Yeah, why did you ask me that?
What about me? Are you going to ask me anything? Yeah, what's your name?
I'm Jane, by the way. Nice to meet you, Nico.
Oh, I heard that. I'm starting to learn the language already. I literally, I didn't even have to read it. I heard, I understood that.
Wait, I'm already learning the language.
That is crazy.
I heard.
I didn't even need to.
I understood what she said, like just through ear.
Nice to meet you too, Jane.
Come on, follow me.
Our house is really close.
Wait, what about the other one?
Okay.
This is a setup, by the way.
You're walking a little slow, Jane.
You know, I really need to be sleeping right now, because I got work tomorrow.
Ooh, the music kinda...
The music kinda tops!
Jane are you gonna kill me is this a set up to get me killed by the way Jane I
don't Jane this is a little too far away
You're just doing a complete circle chain this is my house right no way
This is where you live, huh this is my house. It's really small
But your house is nice it's simple and it looks really good
I've lived in that house ever since I was a kid, sometimes I feel like I'm getting
tired of living there fumbling there was nothing to fumble
sometimes I just think about moving somewhere else
it's okay Jane just hang in there a little longer once you finish school or
whatever you're doing at least you'll be able to support yourself yo Niko was so
nice thanks Niko I really hope I can have a place of my own someday so I'll be free to do whatever I
want all right Niko I'm going inside now it was nice meeting you all right I'll head home too now
Thank you for coming up. Sorry. I'm really sorry, Nico, but it won't happen again.
All right, take care. Maybe I'll stop by again tomorrow.
You ain't gonna give me a walk back to the house. I'm gonna have to walk back alone.
All right. By the way, we could have just... Oh, I can't go that way. All right, goodbye. Goodbye, Jane.
What was the point of her showing me where she lived?
I just went through the wall and went to go to bed, speed run, by accident, life, life,
What's going on?
happening is this upstairs in the house that I'm in that's punduco it looks
like somebody's begging for money no you're just like the others aren't you
You're not the one who learned from your mistakes?
How many times have you done this already?
I'm really sorry, I desperately needed the money to pay for my child's medicine.
I'm really sorry, I really needed the money to pay for my child's medicine.
This is the last round, I'll never do it again.
I promise you boss.
I gave the money to my child because he was sick. He was about to die in the hospital, so I had to do something, boss.
That money was for my child.
Good thing your child, sir.
But you? Goodbye.
Don't do it, boss!
I feel bad for that guy, I should go check on him.
Hey dog, what you mean?
He's got a shot in the chest.
What you mean, check on him?
Hey dog, what?
What's you mean?
I
My son
I wish I could see you again. I'm having more money than made until the third. That's sad. That is so sad. Wow, that's sad
It'll be the whole but I won't make it
I hope you have a better future son
No, he died.
Sorry, dude. Sorry, Mike. Get this papa.
No, he died.
R.I.P., man.
R.I.P.
I'll just answer this real quick, Gigi, this is a mistake.
Oh my goodness, Doxt!
I wonder who this is?
Hello?
Hello, Boo-Bop-Bop.
Oh, my goodness, Doxt!
I wonder who this is?
Hello?
Hello, Boo-Bop-Bop.
again dad now that I'm better
you said tomorrow we're gonna eat at a nice restaurant
I don't know what to do
Oh man, this is bad either way. I just gotta tell him.
Hey, hey big dog. Your dad just got shot.
This isn't your dad, but I have something to tell you. I hope you won't be too shocked.
of course he's going to be shocked
and what do you need to tell me
slow your dad just got shocked
he's dead
This is the truth, who said that?
Mom, dad is dead!
Hello, I'm the husband, who is this?
Um, I'm sorry but your husband's dead.
Why? Who are you?
Why? Who are you? What do you mean why isn't he dead, ma'am?
I'm the one taking care of the chickens here.
I heard some commotion outside when I looked your husband was shot.
Oh no, he's the one who's going to kill my husband.
He's the one who's going to kill my husband.
what who would shoot my husband he doesn't have any enemies he's a good man
did you see who shot him I I didn't I didn't I didn't see it
I
Yeah, I'm snitching I don't care
I saw who shot him who's that watching me who's it who's that watching me
It was Pinduco. This dude's gonna snitch. This dude's gonna snitch. This dude's gonna snitch!
He's the one who killed your husband.
Well, DG, we're dead. Why? Pinduco's always been so kind to us. Why would he do that?
you do that I never trusted him ma'am you just contradicted yourself you said
he's always been so kind and you said you never trust him I hope he dies
well ma'am I just want you to know I'm next because I decided to be a good
person and snitch. So yeah, you're welcome. You gonna hang up on me like that? Okay. I'm
going to the office now to ask the other worker me to do. All right, I'm just gonna sit here
and do work with there's a body laying right here. Never snitch. It was the right thing
to do their chat it was it right there it was the right thing to do that was messed up
where's the where's the balsam
balsam ducco and the others are already here they might get mad they see me up here i better
fight somewhere to hide. This is the worst hiding spot ever Niko. What are you doing?
I killed one of our men again.
you need to take it easy with that gun you're way too quick to pull the trigger
what was i supposed to do he suddenly took the money he'd been saving
I don't know. I don't have any help.
Y'all, can you stay down?
He didn't drink.
No permission, no warning, nothing. He just took it.
Why would he suddenly take the money he saved?
It shouldn't be.
Wasn't he supposed to get that money next year?
No.
I don't know why he didn't drink.
Maybe he just drank that money.
Pinduco is such a liar. He took the money for his child not for his bad habits.
Where's the body?
There. I took it with someone else. I just found it in the bag.
I already have the others take care of it. They threw it down the ravine.
Alright, that's better.
Alright. That's better. At least no one will find them.
Alright. I'm leaving.
I'll just call you later.
I'm cooked, Chad.
They caught me snitching.
We're so dead.
Alright, I'm leaving.
I'll come back later when I have some news.
Sure, sure.
Alright, take care.
Yeah, we're cooked.
That's cooked.
Chad, did we do the right thing?
Well, I know we did the right thing.
What are you doing?
No!
I'm sorry I only came here to ask what my next quota for the chicken farm is, I'm
I'm sorry, I only came here to ask what my next quota for the chicken farm.
When I got here, you went around and I looked outside and I saw you and Sir Penduco coming in.
I'm just really scared of Sir Penduco.
I'm done with you.
You sure have a lot to say, kid. I barely said anything, but alright.
Okay.
Don't worry, Onagin. I look at you too much.
Get up from there. Come here.
Yo, just tell me how many eggs I need to give, big dog.
I'm not in trouble with Sir Panduca, right?
Who's gonna tell him, Chad?
GG.
Why are you there?
I'm just afraid of you, kid.
Why would you be in trouble with him?
Don't worry, kid. I'll take care of you. We're dead.
We're gonna do this, kid.
Here's what we're doing today, kid.
We're gonna do this, kid.
We have two more.
We're gonna do this, kid.
Take it and put it in the tank.
I can have that right? Yes, I could definitely do that.
I'm just really scared of Pinduca.
Don't worry about it anymore, kid.
I actually saw a kid here. I'm just gonna tell him.
You know what?
You know what? Lowkey WMans for that. He saw me spying but didn't snitch.
Yes sir, I mean he's evil, but you know what I mean
All right chickens, let's go
Because he needs workers you think that's the only reason he didn't snitch because he needs workers he needs me
Because I'm a great
chicken egg layer
All right, let's do this chickens
What is that you need something to eat Kobe
Kobe
Two days of food right here scoop scoop. I know you didn't just get out come here
Come here buddy
Aren't those roosters?
Shhh.
Don't break immersion.
Shhh.
Don't acknowledge it.
Shhh.
Don't you know the new IRL chicken update?
Roosters lay eggs now.
Look at all of these.
We got a bunch of freebies.
Look at all of these. We got a bunch of freebies.
We almost have one straight already.
I want this in the next one to the house, dude.
Anytime. Anytime. Anytime.
All right, let's get it.
There we go.
Throw you in there, throw you in there, and throw you in there.
Y'all got me some eggs?
W chickens!
Nice.
All right, y'all can go back into Korea now.
There we go.
Let me get you all some food real quick.
Hold on, y'all.
Hey, Jack, W farmer for real.
Three piece.
There you go.
Beautiful.
W. Farmer.
Y'all got some egg action?
Yes.
Egg.
Y'all lay me some eggs now.
I think the other one's a way to eat now too.
Here we go.
Let me get y'all real quick.
Come on.
Here we go.
You go in there.
And you go in there.
Y'all got me some eggs?
Okay.
This one's the goat right here.
There we go.
Boom.
Okay.
All we gotta do is fill this tray up and we're good.
All right y'all go back in the house
Y'all go back in the house
Perfect
All right, let's get these three some food again beautiful. Yep
Boom boom
What does it be like extra eggs in the house
I don't want to leave in the cage too long saying lay rotten eggs if I do
Don't eat the chickens. I don't even eat chicken. I'm vegan
All right, the other one's ready again here we go. Yeah
Boom, boom, boom, stray egg, got it.
Okay, nice.
We need a few more, nothing crazy though.
You look vegan, thank you, my whoever said that by the way, finally somebody knows.
All right, three foods again, this is easy chat, this is easy money.
Here we go. Take that. Take that. Take that. Thank y'all so much.
Look how wicked I am with it. Check that was not a paid chatter, by the way.
POV, the stinky shores were out of business. Hey, whatever puts food on the table.
Look how polite they are. They push the ball out of the way when they're done.
One two hurry up buster
I am so locked in right now
Okay, they got me some more eggs you go in there you go in there you go in there
Nice
How many more do we need now?
all we need is four more chat five more my bad all right y'all go back in the
house case may I sniff you I'll have to pass on that thank you all right this
should be the last batch right here and let's say just do one a piece
Case why are you so skinny?
Just one of them things just one of them things man. It's just one of them things
That was the first time chatter by the way
Hey Tom
Here we go should be the last one I
Didn't at least one of them to produce two
That's not good. That's not good. You actually gotta be kidding me.
Elf chickens, dude!
We're taking him to Popeyes you got me messed up
there we go they got it though they got it right here last once
Can't you look at buff today?
Man, there's some good chatters in here today.
One, two, three.
It's time!
you know what that means.
See this group, they did two, this group of three is way better than the other group
by the way.
I'll just bring these to the guy.
W chickens for real
You see the eclipse yeah, I went out earlier and saw it
Here you go, I got him
You're really good at this kid
Excellent
I think I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna do code stage between us, okay?
That's how much I trust you. Thank you so much. I'm doing all this for my family and for my dad, too
I really miss my dad
Kids your dad's completely safe with us so you don't have to worry
What kind of work is my dad doing?
Your dad is always with the do-co. They get chicken sometimes they take care of peaches
They also take spears from everybody they need food
Oh, I see. That's good. If that's the kind of work they're giving my dad. Now I know I don't have to worry about him anymore.
All right, go home. I have another job.
I will say that again.
All right, sir. Thank you.
Something's telling me we're dead.
Hey, Jane. What's up?
Hey, relax, Jane.
Oh, you're here, Jane.
What are you doing here?
I just wanted to see you again.
Right.
What time are you going home?
Right now, but come with me first.
What time are you going home?
Right now, but come with me first.
That's what just happened.
This is my school lunch money with the five gifted. What?
Jane, I don't... I feel like Jane sent me up for something, bro.
If I'm going out, I'm going out in style.
Calf drop!
Hold on, Jane! I'm popping a calf drop!
Come on Nico, let's sit here for a while. For what? Juicy with the fire.
Do you know, Nico, that I've known you for a long time? It seems like I've been alone in the house.
No, Nico ever since I met you I've started getting really tired of being here alone at home
You talked to me for three minutes literally yesterday for the first time. What do you mean?
I feel like I always want to talk to you now. I only just realized how lonely my life really is here
Well, I hate to hear that. I hope I hope you know things get better for you
you can always come to me whenever you want someone to talk to you know Miko you need to stop signing away my my speech here you have no idea what you're talking about Miko
You can be my friend, Jane, so you'll always have someone for you.
You're really sweet, Nico.
You're really so sweet, Nico.
Oh yeah, who was the person who came here with you?
I came here with my dad because we needed work.
Then Sir Panduko said we weren't allowed inside because nobody knew us yet.
So now I'm taking care of the chickens.
Oh, so dad was the one who stopped you from going inside?
Your dad is Pinduco?
Oh!
Oh, no. I guess that's a good thing because that's how I got to meet you.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, I need to get, I need to get going.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I need to get I need to get going.
That's what I'm saying.
Pinduco is my dad.
Oh, okay.
That's cool.
Hey, Jane, I got to go.
Pinduco's your dad?
Yes, I already told you.
Why do you look so shocked because I've witnessed your dad kill two people in the two days I've been here?
Nothing.
All right, he's going to the side for bothering you. You can go home now. I'm going inside too.
All right, Jane. We'll talk again next time. No, we'll not. I'm going home. Goodbye.
Uh-uh. Nope. Sorry, Jane. My tone, Tom.
You got... What was that noise?
I am not.
Oh my god.
I am not.
Oh my god.
Why would you kick my door down?
I don't do nothing but do the chickens. I had the chickens like that. That's all I do.
Bro, you can look in the house. I'm the only one in here. What are you talking about?
Yeah, he sure is.
And if you know, you're the one who taught Pinduco because he matched the description from what you said about him.
And from what I know, you're the one who pointed us to Pinduco because the description matched.
I didn't, no, I didn't do that. That was not me that said that I'm dead.
Am I right, kid?
Yes, I saw Pinduco kill the farmer.
GG.
I'm really scared because I'll be in serious trouble.
Don't worry.
What matters is you're telling us the truth.
Find Pinduco now.
Me?
Okay.
Never mind.
All right.
Y'all have a good night.
Thanks y'all.
You want to y'all stay here by the way?
I'm on help.
Help.
Hey.
Lee.
Two hours later.
All the same.
2 hours later, all is over.
They arrested him!
This is my school lunch money with another five.
Good thing you finally called Pinduco.
What are you thinking Pinduco? Why did you kill that man?
We've known each other for so long. This is the first time you've ever done something like this.
I'm sorry, I really just couldn't control myself.
If you let me go, it won't happen again and the baron gay will be safe with me around. Could you imagine?
Okay, but you need to go first.
They're gonna let him go.
All right, but you still need to be punished to expend some time in jail first. Wait, how long is he gonna be in jail?
Okay, but you need to go first.
They're gonna let him go.
All right, but you still need to be punished to expend some time in jail first. Wait, how long is he gonna be in jail?
Wait, how long is he gonna be in jail?
Fine, do whatever you need to do.
What's that guy doing?
Is that to do that song?
You better go with the car.
That kid's the one who reported you, Pinduco.
I heard him report you to the vet.
Oh my goodness, I hope a whole mic...
Yo, I'm about to...
Oh dude, I'm about to oh my goodness
Hey, as soon as these cops are out of here me and this dude is gonna have a little talk
Hey, as soon as this cop is out of here me and this dude won't have a little conversation
Well, I'm not time to go up and do not go
There's nothing we can do now. I'm already here. I'll go with it when I get back. I'm gonna be long gone
I
Let me go find that dude
I'm just feeling sad because it's been so long since I've seen my dad.
You'll see your dad again. Just hang in there a little longer, Ken.
Give him that. We only need two trays of eggs.
Alright, I'll do what you ask so I can see my dad again.
Okay, go to the office when you're done. GG. Chat it's so over.
It is so over.
Two trays of eggs. Is there any freebies today?
Where the freebies at usually there's three bees laying around let me go check around a little bit
It's actually so over no it's over
But chat surely he's gonna be in jail for some years right it's not like he's gonna come back tomorrow, right?
No free eggs, okay
I can't believe it.
Imagine he gets out of jail
tomorrow.
No way.
All right.
Two things of eggs is all we need.
Let's get it.
Okay.
He gets you, you, and you, no!
No!
No, no, no, no, I lost the chicken.
Chad, I lost the chicken, I lost the chicken.
There he is.
Got him.
We're good.
And now that one needs to go to the house.
Oh my goodness, I'm taking all y'all to bad bars.
There we go. Boom. Now we just gotta feed him. We're good. We're good. Feed, feed, feed, feed.
Alright. Two trays, same thing as yesterday, chat. We're good. Except we're not good because
We're dead.
It's time!
Hurry up, Buster.
There we go.
Here we go.
Give me two apiece.
Give me two apiece, please.
Let me go get the other ones ready.
Boom.
Here we go. Here we go. Give me two apiece. Give me two apiece, please.
Let me go get the other ones ready. Boom, boom, boom. What do we get? What do we get?
One of them did too. You know what? W1 chicken, the other ones are mad though.
There we go. Let me go and get some feed going for them before I put these other chickens up.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Mid-chickens, yeah.
So, if I was the chicken, how many eggs do you think I'd produce?
Five hundred.
here we go that one that one that all we need to trace that remember
we get these that's four all right let me go grab these other chickens get them
ready to go perfect wait why are y'all not ready yet
Oh, I was about to say.
There we go.
Chat, y'all like the little system I have now?
Looks like I've been doing this forever.
Ooh, they put out a lot.
Here we go.
Let me feed them real quick.
Perfect.
OK, they're eating.
Put these back in the house.
It is so over.
Maybe Jane will convince him not to kill us, though, you know what I mean?
There we go.
I need to go have just just a simple conversation with them chat nothing crazy just a simple talk
I have two on that's only one track okay I was about to say we already have four for the second one too
I'm sorry.
Bata, may I give you something?
Kids, someone asked you to give me something.
Who gave that to you?
It was your dad. W dad.
W dad, man.
My dad gave this? Where is he now?
He told me not to say, but your dad's doing fine.
This will make my work much faster now.
Here you go. Take it.
Your dad also gave a note for you.
Alright. Thank you so much.
He just cut out half a day's of work.
Son, I've heard you're really good at taking care of the chickens.
I'm so proud of you.
But I know what you're doing can be tiring too,
so I sent you a tray of eggs to sell.
Thank you so much for everything you're doing, son.
We'll see each other again.
I have a bad feeling.
I have a real bad feeling.
He's dead chat y'all think he's dead?
He did cut out half a day of work for us though.
I appreciate him.
He probably dead he gone chat.
the guy at all right both trays are here I wonder where the business farmer is
he's not here but at least I'm already finished my work thank you dad I finish
everything so quick it's getting late so I'm going home
GG I'm gonna be so sad go home to sleep no Jane tonight she don't like us no
more chat GG
Who is that
Who was that
I just got home who was knocking.
Hello?
I just got home who was knocking.
Hello?
Hey kid, are you the one who's been looking after the chickens?
Q with the five.
Kid, are you the one taking care of the chickens here?
Yeah, I'm the one looking after the chickens.
Why?
Ah, because kid, I have an offer for you.
for you. You'll make more money if you miss. All you have to do is use this incubator to try to make some balloons. Once they become balloons, put them in a tray and give them to me. Our goal is to make two trays of balloons. Where's the incubator? It's just outside your place. The incubator is out there. After that, we'll meet again around this time at night.
Alright kid, bring the ball to your eggs.
Turn them into balloot and I'll be waiting for you.
Balloot? Here we go again.
Gigi, we're cooked.
I hope I said that right. Where's the inky bear at?
Chad, I don't see no inky bear. Oh, there it is.
Okay, so I just... Do I get fresh eggs and put them in there?
Maybe?
There we go.
Okay, y'all ever had some balloots before?
So he just needs one tray or two trays.
By the way, this same dev made this game two years ago, which is why I had to band the word
balloon from here because they wouldn't stop spamming it for like two months after the game was over
there we go
who remembers that chat it was bad man it was so bad
whoa
Oh, they gave so many oh my goodness W chickens Lord have mercy wait am I doing this right
I'm doing that right.
Shay, I ain't even ever had a balloon, man.
How do I know when it turns into a balloon?
I feel like I gotta be doing this right, but I don't know how to do it.
I feel like I've got to be doing this fight, but I don't know put it in the tray first cap that can't be it
It can't be check no way
I fear it just can't be I won't span balloon because I respect you thank you vampire
fire track you. Thank you.
You're captain with the five. Thank you.
There we go. Perfect.
Can I go to bed after stream or no? Yeah, after stream you can bubble.
Right now? No, you can't right now.
Alright.
Where we going?
How many- how many going here?
Oh, do they turn that color when they turn into a balloon?
Chad, I think they do.
Look at them! They're turning into balloons!
that is the regular egg where'd it go oh okay we're good that looked like a
a balloon though okay hold up I got ten balloons
chat three more that's it three
three more
That's what I do.
Clean, clean, clean.
Did you read the description of the blue?
Yeah, I know what a blue is.
How are you carrying so many chickens at once because I'm a big, strong guy?
I
Would you want to be a chicken if you had to be an animal would you like being a chicken?
Probably not I don't think that'd be that good. Well, I didn't even need any more
It's done
Gg see an hours later
Oh my goodness, GG.
What's going on?
Is that my dad?
Where are they taking my dad?
Here's a tray of eggs.
I have it with me now.
You're fast, kid. I didn't expect you to finish that.
I didn't ask you to. Okay, kid?
Alright, kid. Thanks for your work. What's inside there?
Nothing. Nothing. Don't worry about it.
Who's inside?
I told you there's nothing you need to know about that.
Just help us get to the end.
Alright, I'll head back home.
What are they doing with my dad?
I'm gonna use the restroom so bad chat if something happens, let me know one second
I'm back!
I was sleeping.
And I washed my hands.
I promise you'll watch me die.
I promise you'll be all right.
I'm back!
I was sleeping.
And I watched my hands.
I promise you'll watch me die.
And I washed my hands. I promise you I did.
On everything I love, I wash my hands. I'm dead serious.
I need to save Dad.
I saw him. They took him inside the factory.
I already had a strong feeling they were doing something bad to my Dad.
But I don't know where I can get the key to the factory gate.
I know, tomorrow night I'll go to the old man who weighed down me and ask him how I can get inside.
I'll save you, Dad. Don't worry.
Don't worry. W-W-W need go for real.
Tonight's my last chance to save dad.
That old man from last night. I need to go see him, but it looks like he knows what's happening inside.
And how I can get it to the factory. I should go see him now.
You know if it skipped the day, something bad's about to happen.
In other words, GG.
I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know, he's hung flat on the earth, barefoot, in the air.
Who is this?
Oh my god, that just actually scared me so bad.
Oh my goodness, that actually scared me so bad.
World stop!
Excuse me, sir.
Sorry for coming here, but this is an emergency.
It's about the factory. I saw my dad being taken there, and I'm scared for him.
How can I get inside?
Old man noise.
Sorry, where is it again?
Key? What did you say?
I said, Key, are you deaf?
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't understand you.
Where can I get the key?
Jane!
Jane?
From who?
Jane!
From Jane.
I'm sorry, I really can't understand you.
He said Jane, dude.
No, I got Jane.
Jane has it.
I gave her the key a long time ago.
Back when she was a little missy or something.
I don't know what's going to happen to her.
Because I knew this was going to happen, kid.
My goodness, it sound like he's about to die.
Hurry up, you don't have much time. Okay, I'll go to Jay now.
GG.
I just left the store a while to open. Sorry, sir, I gotta hurry.
Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay! Jay!
I need the key, the key, hey, hey, I need the key to that factory.
Why are you out of breath?
Because I've been running.
Jane, sorry, but I wanted to ask the old man, did the old man give you a key?
Oh, you mean, Tay-Tay.
Yeah, he gave it to me a long time ago.
Do you need the key now, Nico?
Yes, I really need the key now or dad's gonna die.
I don't see him being a bullshat on you, huh?
How were you out of jail?
How you doing?
You all right?
Man, I was trying to tell him don't take you to jail.
I knew you didn't shoot that dude.
I was like, yo, I don't think he did that.
I was like, bro, I don't think Pinduco would do something
like that.
But they took you anyway, man.
That's crazy.
You all right?
Pinduco?
Who, Pa?
That's similar.
Ever since you reported me to the police, I don't trust or care about you anymore, kid.
I was even helped when you get into the baron gate.
SHAT, DUDE-OA! And this is how you repay me?
Then your dad even ran away from...
Were you the one who took my dad to the factory?
Your dad's in the factory?
Yes, the baron gate to Nod took him there. I saw him earlier.
That's why I'm getting the key from Jane so I can save my dad.
What's the key for?
Jane.
Jane, you've had the key the whole time and didn't tell me?
I was told not to tell you so I kept it from you.
They said the key's for the factory so I can finally save my dad.
Jane.
If you give me the key...
Wait, he's gonna help me? He's letting me give me the key?
Kid.
I'm sorry for everything I'm done.
You're not wrong.
Because I'm going to die.
Wait, what? Why do you have a sudden change of heart?
Bro got narcolepsy or something? He just changed personalities that week?
But hurry up!
But hurry, go save your dad.
Thank you!
I had a feeling he's only being so nice all of a sudden because he probably got our dad killed.
And now he just... I'm just gonna go see it.
Wait, I'm going inside now, they're gone.
Is he gonna be dead, Chad?
Dad, where you at?
It's the Blue Factory.
Dad!
Dad, what you doing?
Let's get out of here!
We're coming!
Dad, what happened?
Let me go. That wasn't ideal.
Let's get out of here!
Nothing is happening!
Dad, what happened?
What- What happened?
What happened?
What?!
I took the balloon and I gave it to you
Balloon
I gave it to you
I gave the balloon and I gave it to you
I feel like it ain't nobody else in here
I'M EXP
I made it baby
I gave it to you
I like baby
I'll give you
Get him right here!
game of the year. And you just got the the world premiere of I made a pollute by queso
solo track. Hey, you just heard the world premiere of I made a
BOLUTE!
BIKESO!
Now you already know what time it is.
Time to make us some money, ladies and gentlemen.
time to take us another trip back to the stanky shores to make us some money.
Let's go. Oh, yeah, chat. Speaking of trip, my bad. My parents wanted to go out this weekend
out of town this weekend. So I'm taking a two day after tonight, by the way. I forgot to tell
you I had to start a stream. I'm going out of town my parents this weekend. The weather's starting
to get a little less hot outside so I'm taking a two-day with my parents this weekend. Okay,
it is what it is. Y'all know the drill. I am gonna be back Sunday though. Let me tell you that start
bro. Please don't go. Okay, I'll tell them I ain't gonna go then.
No, I'm not going to the casino.
matter of fact no I'm not making it a two-day I'm making it a 15-day matter
of fact no you know what don't go to stanky shores we're gonna go swimming but
It ain't gonna be at the stinky shores, buddy.
Not for real, I'm only gonna be,
I'll be back Sunday, I ain't going that long.
Y'all know me, I like to take a little
two-day weekend every now and then.
My not allowed to take a two-day weekend
every now and then chat, huh?
With the family, go out with the family.
Am I not allowed to, huh?
Am I not?
Have fun.
What did you just tell me what to do?
Mods, get that dude out of here.
Hey, Mom, how you doing?
Oh, yeah. Oh, buddy. Look here.
Um, if you were not here last episode.
Big dog. I have something to show you.
So the first thing you may be looking at is like, oh my goodness, Lord have mercy.
What is that?
Um, if you missed last episode, we unlocked, um, custom slides and Danny with the, with
the TNW Danny with the 10.
So I created two custom slides last episode.
We created the sky tube.
I'm sure you can guess which one is the sky tube.
We created the sky tube and we created the billy.
This is the billy right here.
They are a smash hit, but we had a few problems last episode.
The billy has been, the billy is a little dangerous.
I'm going to give it another test run this episode and just making sure.
But um, queso's secret booty freckle with the five gifted.
Okay.
Well.
so this is the Billy we had a couple casualty not casualties no nobody died as
you can tell the Billy is supposed to send you into the love zone right there
but sometimes Lord have mercy it gets bigger by the day also the sky tube no
joke the sky tube is the best thing we have at the stanky shores right now
because if you get on the sky tube it seems you straight out into the ocean
no joke best bang for your buck ever in a slide look at this nobody got hurt
doing the sky tube only we had one missing person report but look at that
look at that dude 25 strength with the five thank you that right there now
Look here. Should I make another custom slide today?
I love Keeney to expand.
I love Keeney to expand. Where is Park expansion at chat? Hold on.
I'm doing it ladies and gentlemen the stinky shores has expanded yet again wait did I just
unlock beach access oh my goodness wait wait a minute chat you wait just a minute here oh
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I'm theorizing. I'm thinking.
I just unlocked beach access at the Stanky Shores. There's gonna be more customers than ever.
I was here, Chad. The Stanky Shores officially has beach access. Calling with the five. Who you calling?
your face cam face cam
your face cam
i can't get it man
I was here, champ.
Hey, oh my goodness.
We actually have beach access at the state drawl stores now.
Move the face cam!
You want the face cam move?
Bet.
How about that?
How about that for a face cam?
How about that, Bubbles?
Jump out and move the face cam all the time, you're welcome.
There you go.
I just unlocked beat scrunt access at the stinky shores all about a face cam matter
I think it's not good enough.
Perfect!
Absolute cursed face cam!
Cursed face cam!
Do y'all see me right now?
We're not doing anything but clearing trash for right now anyway.
Move to face cam!
Move to face cam, K-Soul!
Good hook!
Move to face cam!
You happy now buddy?
Move the face cam!
Move the face cam, K-Soul!
Good hook!
Move the face cam!
You happy now, buddy?
going to rest we need to start to shift
Demo's lazy lowkey
there we go
perfect
okay chat y'all have no idea what kind of crazy slide i'm about to cook up by
the way you could in your wildest nightmares you could not guess what kind of slide I'm
I'm about to cook up. No joke.
What's with the face cam? Oh, what you talking about?
I just saw Haley's coming she way Why you always runnin' in blaze
Even the man in the moon disappeared Now I gotta clear all these bushes out
All right, get all these bushes out of here, y'all know the drill, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Yo D.M.A. where you at, man?
I'm off of that, D.M.A. gonna have to do that.
I just gotta paint my chest, I'm dead.
matter of fact i got one better for you bubba
how about that one big doll?
me know. Accurate view by the way. All right, look here. If you're just tuning in, by the
way, you may be wondering, yo, how did this park get this big? We just unlocked ocean
access, by the way. And I have custom slides with this much space and ocean access. Oh,
buddy it's hot to get devious in here
oh buddy all right it's almost all clear hold up
Yo where is Dima come clean these spots up man!
Like hello?
Like come clean the spots up!
Don't bust him!
Man, forget y'all. I'm going small face, can you?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't wanna be this small, help me, what is this, help me,
I don't wanna be this small, me, somebody help me, somebody help me, help me, help me,
Yeah
No
All right, look here Dima will clean all these spots up soon enough
chat. Let's adjust the Billy right now. So let's see where I can put the Billy. Where did he go? I'm over here. Hey, left side of the screen. Hey, I'm over here, buddy. Whoo. Hey.
Alright, um, let's see what the distance with the Billy can be right here.
So the problem with the Billy is if you weren't here before, the Billy, um, is, well, I'll
just keep a long story short, it's hurting people.
And that's not what we want here at the Stanky Shore.
if we want every experience to be safe and fun and true.
Matter of fact, what if I put the Billy?
No.
Billy?
Let's see where this ends up now.
What just that user error?
That is user error that has never happened with a regular customer, by the way.
That is complete user error that BBL is too strong.
up. Wait, is that gonna work? Wait a minute. Hear me out. Chad, hear me out, hear me out.
This one doesn't have to go directly into the ocean anymore.
I'm going to figure out where the sky tube could end up in the park.
We should make another one that goes out into the ocean, right?
Let's test the sky tube real quick.
Remember I put these through extreme testing so all of my customers are never having a
Did I just no clip to the back rooms?
Hello?
That is never going to happen.
That is matter of fact, that's never happened with anybody else using the Skytube before,
by the way.
That's a completely new experience.
And it only happened because I have a BVL and it's hard for me to use the slides.
Let me run that back.
Real quick.
Matter of fact, get under a mimic.
Okay.
One more test.
Yes, one more test.
Matter of fact, let's open up while I test this.
Wait, that could be a little dangerous.
Hold on.
Let me run really quick and figure out where both of you hurry up hurry up
there's gonna be customers gonna die if they take the slide they're gonna die
go okay what is the sky tube end up
what is that for
perfect I'm gonna put a pool right there I'm putting a pool right there should I
Should we make it a bullseye pool?
Jack, should we make it a bullseye?
If you're a customer that lands this, you win a coupon for 50% off of your next day.
Let's see where the billy winds up now.
I need to see where the billy winds up.
I think that's gonna work. I actually think that's gonna work. I
Need to put a big pool there. You're right. That's too dangerous. I'm stupid for that. Hold on. Where does the Billy end up?
Boom, okay, that's good. That's good. I'm gonna put a pool right there
Where did I land that chat? This is this may look like bad casting. We have a lifeguard
We're putting one of those right there.
That's where Kay is going to sit.
My guard tower.
What just happened?
Who was that? What was that right there? What just happened?
Hold on. Get out of this.
Okay.
I need...
I didn't get the there's no water. Are you okay, ma'am? She's good. She's good. She got a okay. Hold on
Lord have mercy. Let's get a pool
Right here
And I need to remove this one over here. Let me get water there hurry up. Where's that blood? I need one right?
Okay
Boom. There we go.
Fuel that up with water so whoever hits the billy is going to end up in this pool.
So the billy is 100% safe now. What was that?
Somebody's hitting the billy. Let's see if it works.
The billy is 100% safe now. Stand it!
She's good. She is good. Move it just a little bit like right there. There you go, ma'am.
Okay, I need to get rid of this pull over here. Put a bigger pull over here for people that
do the sky too. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. Okay, nobody's
in the sky too right now. Let's put another pool. Let's cover all of our bases over. Let's
like an x shaped pool right here chat y'all cool with that me too boom hurry to get this thing built
for somebody hits the sky too beautiful fill it up with water it's not filled up with what
it was still safe it was still safe
So here's the thing with the
Sky Tube. If you don't get a good hit on the Sky Tube, you will still either end up in the pool or in the ocean.
So the Sky Tube is 100% somebody's hitting the billy. Somebody's hitting the billy.
Okay.
Let's let's make let's make this pool horizontal so there is more room what
just happened over there what does that are they okay okay we need somebody to
hit the Billy again and I need somebody hit the sky to make sure they're both
safe and I think they are I think they're both safe somebody's hitting so I
I said the sky too.
So is her!
Oh my goodness, man, are you okay?
She's good!
Wait, she got Band-Aid's own.
Somebody else is in the sky too.
Here it is, here it is, here it is, here it is.
That's user error, oh my God.
That's user error.
somebody else is hitting the sky too chance somebody else is hitting the sky
too I want to see what a good user error or user here we go
Oh, that's some speed.
Perfect!
Okay, now, I am about to introduce a new custom slide, the Ocean Man.
What is happening to that guy right there?
He's okay.
Go serve food.
Big dog.
We ain't got time for that.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are introducing our newest slide.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Ocean Man.
plus you're a sprout make it blue I will
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you.
I think there's an invisible wall out here, so I need to send them that way.
Ladies and gentlemen, the ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you the Stanky Shorgs newest
slide, the Ocean Man.
What is this guy doing?
You want to get away?
You tired of your old life here at home?
want to just start somewhere fresh and you want you but you can't afford a plane ticket or accru-
but you can't afford a plane ticket or accrues. We also offer that here at the Stanky Shores.
Come to Stanky Shores, our newest slide we just installed called the Ocean Man. We'll take you
not only to another zip code but another planet. Come in today, visit the Stanky Shores and visit.
I didn't say the clip. What was that? Ocean man. I got to paint it blue. I got to paint
it blue. I haven't tested it yet. I have not ran this one through the test yet. Usually
All of my slides are USDA approved, but I have not tested this one yet, ma'am hold on ma'am
yo Emily wait a minute Emily I have not, Emily this, Emily, Emily, oh man, oh Emily, oh Emily,
Emily, Emily wait a minute ma'am please, um Emily this slide has not been tested yet I just need
I need you to know that that's a disclaimer.
That's just user error, Emily.
Oh, the Ocean Man sucks.
Wow.
I have an idea, I have an idea, ocean man.
Somebody just waited straight in the pool from the sky too.
Here we go.
Beautiful.
There we go.
Beautiful.
Let me angle it a little bit.
Angle it for that light.
Am I there?
Yo, Kendrick, you are the first person to hit the Ocean Man.
Good luck, Kendrick.
Ladies and gentlemen, it served its purpose, though.
That is what the Ocean Man is here for today.
It is here to put you in another time zone, because that's what you want sometimes in life.
Let me go restock the floaties and the granola machine.
I have been neglecting the stuff at the park because I've been so locked in on the custom
slides.
I need to handle the park real quick.
I didn't get the granola bars.
Chat, would you jump on the ocean man, be honest?
Would you go on the ocean man?
I need to hire more staff. I need, I just need some stuff.
I just need some stuff, Chad. I'm not going to lie.
Okay. So the Billy and the Sky Tube, I think are both perfectly safe right now.
93 satisfaction rate and only one injury, by the way.
Just saying, only one injury.
After all of these crazy slides I'm missing or that I'm creating only one injury is not bad one more y'all do one more. Hold up.
Okay, we need to determine what I need to unlock real quick. That is the next step. We need stuff. I I need employees to run the the concession stands.
No joke. Let me see what we're going to get next chat. What do y'all think?
where is staff I don't need a mascot right now I need to be able to hire more
Where's that?
Where's employees?
Hiring level up. So we got to get janitor training. Now we're safe. Check. This is the next thing we're getting right?
100%. This is the next thing we're getting is hiring level up. 100%.
I do need to do the taser too, but I really need somebody to run the limit or the the popcorn stand and the hot dog stand because brah
I'm cooking up on these customs line chat one more shift big dog. Did you not hear? Did you not see me hit start shift?
We're doing another shift with three people in here buddy. Okay, relax
ma'am ma'am I
Just want you to know we have done vast improvements to the Billy
It is 100% safe Dahlia. Good luck. You're gonna land directly in that pool. No injuries at all Dahlia
Not the best landing but still good enough. Okay, Forrest. Good luck, buddy
Forrest you didn't get no sleep
Jack, that is completely user error right there.
I don't care what nobody says.
That is complete user error.
No joke.
Okay, let me think.
Let me think here.
Jack, what could we add?
What could we add right now?
What are y'all thinking here?
Oh, I need to paint the ocean man real quick.
You're right.
Hold up.
Guess where the too long for hot dogs.
Y'all always complain cause y'all ain't getting y'all's food.
Relax buddy.
I'm making greatness over here.
Alright, hold up. Yo, Dima, why are you not cleaning these dirt spots, man?
Slowly! Blue.
Shat the ocean, man. It's being painted blue.
Dima can't clear those spots? Well, why not?
I got to paint this piece by piece oh I'm going broke again from paint and chat ggs
Chad look at how brave I am by the way climbing up here with no safety harness just to have just so
people can have a good time here and get really you know immersed into the you know the ocean man here
build a drop slide we could it would take a lot of a lot of somebody was hit
in the ocean man for a minute okay is anybody gonna hit the other two
Chad, why is nobody using the billy or the sky tube?
Make it transparent.
How do you do that?
Oh my goodness.
I just wasted money, but it's fine.
Oh my goodness.
the base of it will be blue. This will be transparent up here. Wait a minute. So we can
actually observe people and how they act in their final moments and their final moments
before the best time of their life. We can see how people react in the very last moments
before they have the best time in their life and use that for like our studies.
Who is that? They ain't got no swimsuit. Oh, somebody's sitting here. Somebody's sitting here. Ma'am!
Ma'am! The new and improved ocean man! We got somebody going on it. Here we go.
total jack!
he's good
Why is the trash on?
Kobe!
Oh Jack?
How is it even possible that you ended up out here?
Lucas! This is not on my property. This is not on my property. Why are they saying this is my guest?
What happened?
Lucas, how did you end up in this position? Two blocks away!
They must have been in a different park or something because I...
Okay, hold on, Lucas, hold on buddy, no need to call the ambulance, I got you.
There you go, Lucas, you're good.
Chat, does anybody want to explain what just happened there?
Was it the Sky Tube?
You think he flew off the end of the Sky Tube, but even that, no way, right?
Hey yo yo yo deacon yo deacon I didn't do that I didn't do that I didn't I did not do
that was that Cade I need to see somebody else use the sky to real quick so I know if there's
user error which it's gotta be user error okay hold on why is nobody using the custom
slides. Why don't y'all actually get Brett somebody's in the sky too? Somebody's
in the sky too. There's multiple people hitting up.
Oh yeah.
Okay so it's not the slides, Paul, because that dude's form is great. Look at
that. That is absolutely beautiful. He landed straight, not it straight in the pool.
Okay, I have that window the billy is still a little iffy chat. I'm not gonna log
You just died on this if you're doing it again. Oh, no Lucas
Is it good I think it's okay
chat. By the way, Lucas may be a
simpleton, but he is the first
person ever to go on one of the
custom slides, have a life
altering injury and then
immediately get back on it
again. You know what? I
respect Lucas. I actually
strongly respect Lucas for
that. That is crazy. I need to
I need to go restock the uh, the floaties and stuff.
You know what Lucas?
You are now a platinum member of the Stanky Shores.
You are being honored for your bravery and just your absolute, undenying, unyielding
spirit.
W Lucas, man, actually, and he lived both of those.
He even told me before he came in the park, he said, yeah, if anything happens to me today
case, it's my fault.
I said you're right.
Mam, are you going to the Ocean Man?
I think she's going to the Ocean Man.
She might be getting the Ocean Man right now.
Catch up on that there you go, Mam.
Cameron.
Cameron's going to the Ocean Man.
Somebody grab the Cameron.
Because Cameron is going to the Ocean Man.
Oh, my.
I still got to paint the base of that thing, too.
Yo, Trab with the 5,000 bits said buy the gun from Haynard.
WTRA- It's UNLIEVABLE!
Dude, the O-SHIT MAN!
Okay, hold up.
So, Trab, the gun from the Kmart is worth the money?
I mean, if the dev is telling me to get it, it's gotta be good. What does it do?
Is that me? Is that- I'm about to crash the game.
Now it's a party!
Yeah!
How y'all doing?
How you doing, Sarah?
You want some ducks?
How y'all doing?
Are they knocking people over?
Oh, it's knocking people over.
Three ducks for everybody.
Wait, this is the best thing ever.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wait, this is the best thing ever. Wait, can I actually crash the game like this? Wait, let me feel the...
No, I didn't want to slide. No, I didn't want to slide. It's costing money. Wait, what? No, it's not. You're banned.
Hold up.
Chat, look at this.
The stream just crashes.
Oh, they did spawn, never mind.
Okay, I thought they would.
Okay, how you doin' tonight, Sarah?
Have a duck or two.
There you go, Sarah.
Have you a duck or two.
You're free.
Hey
That's even more incentive to come to the stanky shores because now if you come to the stanky shores
You get free unlimited rubber duckies, buddy. Let me tell you that was a good episode
I'm gonna be thinking up this weekend some more custom slides I can do so Sunday when I'm back
I'm gonna have something devious plan for another custom slide that right there was a good episode next episode
we hire more people by the way. So in Sunday's episode, we're hiring more people chat. Remember,
I'm going to be back Sunday after tonight, okay? Hey, W episode, great stream chat. I love y'all,
man. Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gift
and subs, doughnose bits, follows, and of course, I'm pretty sure y'all for this hanging out. Hey,
you'll have a good rest of y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all Sunday ladies
Ladies and gentlemen, another night, peace out y'all.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Poof!
Ah!