Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh
Yeah
Oh, yeah
Buddy
Oh Buddy old pal
You already know
You already know buddy
Oh man how many cough drops am I down to hold up we got a problem here oh that's bad
Cough drop counts dangerously low right now.
Chaluda, I am down to but five cough drops today.
You hate to see it.
I'll have to make them last.
You already know what time it is.
Not time for a spin,
because I still ain't brought it in here.
but you already know what time it is.
Time for a little.
Yeah!
Oh yeah, buddy.
Cheers, partner.
That's good right there.
Oh man, that's good.
Oh yeah, that's good right there.
Yeah, it is.
Yo!
What's good ladies and gentlemen?
I have returned.
Once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again, once more yet again, again.
Uh, once more yet again, potentially almost probably once more yet again, yo, Rach, Austin, Quinn, Love, uh, Nixie, Libby, Aqua, spooky Diana, Kentucky, mod, blue, Edward, BAM, rogue, uh, low, uh, kitty, croce, Fuego, ghost, Casey, Taylor, RL,
Oh, W. Subbers, man.
Pre-sets y'all.
Green hoodie!
Yeah.
I repeat.
Green.
Green hoodie.
You may be like,
nah, it ain't.
Yeah, it is.
Nah, it ain't.
Yeah, it is.
Look.
Green.
No.
Grain, buddy.
Point.
Come drop!
I had to.
That's blue.
Oh my life, this ain't blue.
This is green.
I ain't got no reason to lie up in here.
Thank you very much.
Toby, I made that.
Call me.
No, kid.
Call me.
W Kitty. Kitty up in the building. Y'all already know the drill ski. Yo crystals with the 5W
crystals with the 5 channels. Everybody's taking one on the scale of 110. Let me hear
it high. How are we doing on a scale of 1 to 10 up in this thing today? How we doing?
talkative rose with the 50 gifted chat. Give me some W's for rose with the 50
gifted subs. Lower half mercy. W rose with the 50 gifted. Oh my goodness. J y'all
miss me be honest. I belong here if you miss me. Did you miss me? Double with
with the TNW double with the TN it was only today.
Yo, cozy with the 10,000 bits.
W cozy with the 10,000 bits, bro.
Hey, Kase, thanks so much for the advice
on the back rooms inspired house flipper build last week.
My daughter introduced it to your YouTube channel
a little over a year ago.
Honestly, one of the best things she's done
for this family, LOL AW daughter for real.
We all had so many last watch your video since he was doing y'all appreciate that cozy w cozy for real with the 10,000 bits. Thank you
case those
business manager
With the 5,000 bits as well
WK so's business manager not sure who that is
Case what I'm taking my heart dropping the excitement when the devs of the light keeper and a minty has a new release
It's not out yet, but you can wish list it. It's called an unhuman
What?
Job with the five let me go take a look at that
Based on the zodiac killer unhuman the developers of a minty. Oh my goodness
You already know that's gonna be an undeniable banker
Unhuman shlong this can't be it
Yeah, there ain't no way that's it
Can't be her with the five. Thank you
Oh, that's gotta be it right here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, lord!
Yeah, this is the developers of Aminty.
There's no official release date, though.
Hold up.
Yo, Lavi with the TNW.
Lavi with the TN.
Thank you.
W. Lavey with the team.
Developers of a minty now.
G. G. It's the Zodiac Killer.
G. G. I don't know who that is.
I don't know who that is either.
This game look like it's gonna be scary.
This looks like it's going to be some straight up cinema.
Developers of a minty so you know it has absolutely no option but to be absolutely
terrifying. I'm gonna need that to come out relatively quickly. If you want me to be real
with you. Oh, before I forget, get them out of my sight. Get them out of my sight. It's time for
another word. Thank you very much. Yeah, I appreciate that. Toe bettoe. Thank you. Appreciate
that. Um, that is a cool name. Certified BBL. All the just hope everything's good with you.
Thank you. Happy birthday. Uh, uh, fat W fat. Happy birthday. Fat. Thank you. Um,
they case. I don't know if you entered this, but do you ever plan on playing Minecraft
or mods like the broken script or Wonderland dot jar?
What?
Cookie with the fire.
Broken script or Wonderland dot jar.
I'll take a picture of it.
I mean, people's mentioned some Minecraft
I'm not sure if you've seen
the poor mods in the past, but
bet. Appreciate that. Uh, laugh.
W laugh. Hold on. I'm trying to
read bits for I do the uh, for
I go in the word of real quick.
Hold on. You'll have your
birthday. Uh, uh, Meksy. And
happy birthday. Katie is
happy birthday. Katie and Meksy.
Thank you. Um,
Okay. Okay. Case those business
W Graham. Lock in. It's time for another word.
Lock in. I ain't done one in a couple of days. Bleed.
Well, why is it always the E and the L are the yellow ones?
chat why it could be learn slow
is that a word? That's not a word. Nile? Denial? Nile? Yo, Jessica with the five.
Thank you Jessica. Hold up chat. Let me think here. What what starts in this? E N L.
Is that a word?
No.
Hush, young Sprout, I'm thinking.
Hey, young Sprout, hush!
It could start with a...
Wait, it's smile. Wait, no it's not. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna do smile
Go for a throwaway word though, no joke.
Are you kidding?
Are you for real?
Huh?
Big dog.
This is ridiculous!
That's not a word either.
You know what, Chad? I am literally doing another throwaway word. I do not care. This is the
stupidest game I've ever played in my life, actually. This is actually so stupid. It's
It's not even fun.
Oh my goodness, Gigi!
Eatin'
I went on stupid.
Gigi, I chat Gigi do for real, no joke for real.
Gluten? No, it can't be gluten.
We know where the T in the E goes, or there's an I in it.
And there's an N in it as well.
Int.
It's Intel.
Just when you thought it was over baby!
Just when you thought all hope was lost.
Just when you thought, oh man, the streak is over, he's cooked, no, no, no, young sprout,
no, no, no.
The Mortal Warrior is never out of it.
The word a warrior is never out of it.
Never out of it.
Y'all thought it was good, didn't you, Chad?
Huh?
Y'all thought it was good.
Yo, happy birthday, bro Carl's.
You'll 5000 bits from baby bear with the 5000 bits.
Let me see here.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Hey K, so my husband and I just bought a house and finally moved in.
Could you give us a Wi-Fi name?
First off, congratulations.
Second off,
dookie man 12
what i might have just stopped you know
i don't know if you should do that
actually yeah do it why not
why not just do it yeah
dookie man 12
yeah
well we can end the cheating allegations permanently now there was
never any allegations just a bunch of people coping. There was never allegations to start
with. Just because you say something don't mean it's an allegation people just coping.
I was never never cheating buddy. Never connections. I would rather no buddy don't
do not do not do not do not get me started
yo happy birthday jack tattoo jack happy birthday happy birthday jack w jack
yo lindsay with a thousand bits as well w lindsay with a thousand bits as well
Hey, Casey, I feel the discursion about about to graduate school about to graduate about to graduate school applications. You have any advice?
Enjoy your last few times before you have to go get a job.
Because it's coming. It's on its way.
It's on its way, Bubba.
It is.
Kat Marie with the final thank you, Kat Marie.
Y'all appreciate a happy birthday, Kyler, happy birthday, Kyler, thank you.
Okay, Bet, appreciate that, Stryker, I'll keep that as well, Stryker, thank you.
What's this right here?
Oh, yeah, my mom said somebody auto tuned me talking and made a stanky sure song.
Have y'all seen this?
My mom told me this weekend somebody made a like it's really auto-tuned just me talking into a stanky shore song
Lazy with the five W lazy with the five
It's peak
What?
How?
How the hell?
What?
Why is this hard?
I'm playing no balls, it's my fault.
I'm picking
Stamina
I'm playing
Ladies and gentlemen
Stamina
Stamina
I'm walking in my crappy drawers
Fax though
That was a tough line right there. Hold up. That was a tough line. Wait a minute.
You know what time this had to take to go through and sift through everything that rhymes with what I was saying to put this together?
He just peed me on the ground
It's like a scrambler
Hey, we gotta make a profit somehow
It's gonna be fun
You're pretty hot
Shut up
You and the bitch
There's only so much I can do
Here we are
Hope to save money
Stanky shores
If you're killed
You're serving through enter
Good to go
Ladies and gentlemen
Stanky shores
Stanky shores
The whole park, too
Stanky shores
I'm so hot
I'm hot
Where you must grab your chores
Now I have my seat
Stanky shores
The plan is a blow
You're gonna have some shame.
You cannot be in here.
You cannot pay.
You're gonna have to go across the world.
You're not the worst one.
Have my feet.
Stanky shores.
Ladies and gentlemen, Stanky shores.
Is this Three Shores Down or is it Green Bay?
It might be Three Shores Down.
Stanky shores.
Stanky shores.
You and me with that BBL.
Double obstacles.
Stick now.
Have my feet.
Oh
Look at that!
Give me the bomb right now!
Let me work my magic jam!
Do you see the vision business decision?
Somebody's complaining for first decision!
That's a bar!
Do you see the vision business decision?
Everybody wants to hear!
That's a bar!
Maybe they'll insult me if they call me the block!
And I know you tried to get in first three!
I got lawsuits coming in wrapped in lies!
Stay out of my bar!
Who will it be?
It's a travesty beyond belief!
I am now liable to be one of his eagernesses.
I'll just have some patience, play him right, then what's up?
Somebody's gonna get some brain rot.
No, and I mean, this is brain...
good.
Catch up the city, explain to the gentlemen,
Stanky and I...
Why's it frozen?
Stanky...
I'll freeze it!
Stanky and I...
Stanky and I...
Stanky and I...
Stanky and I...
Stanky and I...
It's like a TV show intro true low
Fuck, we're freezing!
Yeah, that's a billboard top 100 banger right there.
W. Darknola, that was hard, actually.
That did give off like TV show vibes, didn't it?
Bro, that was tough!
Lord have mercy, stinky shores.
Yeah!
That was tough.
unironic banger no joke unironic banger right there that's a masterpiece dude oh my goodness
i mean oh my goodness
gonna be stuck in my head facts i might be stuck in my head too no joke that was very catchy i gotta
say yo Clark with the 10,000 BSW Clark with the 10,000 bits.
Oh, my fault. Just got fired for my job. Thank you for
entertaining me with your YouTube videos during my job.
Excited to watch your stream live now because I don't have a
job. Love y'all. Hey, congratulations. Unless you
really, really needed that. But sounds like you got out of a
bad situation there. And I'm glad you could be here. W Clark. Thank you. W Clark for real.
Stop what what saying job chat y'all have to just chat look. Y'all gonna have to just
okay, accept it. Sometimes you're gonna hear that word job thrown around. You know
you can't you can't go through life expecting to never hear it like what if
somebody just randomly tells you hey you did a good job is that still gonna mess
with you okay bet appreciate that mys w mys thank you okay bet appreciate you as
well cng gamer thank you type 1 if you have a job type 2 if you don't what are
What are we looking like in here?
What are we looking like?
Yo, glad you could be here, Jade.
I hope everything goes good for you, Jade.
W Jade, I appreciate that, Jade.
Thank you.
Hope everything's good.
Would you hope you recover quickly?
W Jade, thank you, Jade.
Too, unfortunately.
Now, to those that don't have a job,
Do you wish you had a job?
Go ahead, keep it a stack with me.
What'd you say?
Two, I miss having money.
Chad, would you rather have money or a job?
I mean, no.
No money or a job.
Cap.
Cap, y'all lying.
Y'all lying.
What kind of question is that?
Hey, some people would rather have no money without having a job.
Think about it.
That is a potential thing right there.
You know what I mean?
You know, read my bits with the five.
Yeah, your band, you think you're gonna tell me
what to do, buddy?
Oh, you didn't even got no bits.
Yeah, your band.
No, you did.
You sent bits like a month ago.
You look like Rasputia from Norbit, buddy.
I've heard that five million times.
Bro, you are late.
Big dog, you are so late.
Yo, congratulations on a DVN, WDVN.
Thank you.
I'm going to read my bits from five minutes ago, you're banned too.
They can just get away with telling me what to do.
What's your bit saying?
Moist did cheerleader stunts today?
Please check some of it out.
Moist did cheerleader stunts.
Cap.
Cap.
What is this maturity test smile equals lose maturity test if you smile you lose level one
Level two if you are already out of the video for an extra life
Okay, dog, okay at least make it somewhat difficult here like seriously
Level three
Level four
Maturity
It's easy by yourself, but when you're with your bro, bro, you're literally 10 years old.
Like you're actually 10.
Like you're literally 10 years old.
Like you gotta be.
Like you are, you are, you are legit.
You gotta beat him.
Man what was that?
That is ruining my night.
That actually just ruined my night.
I'm low key like straight depressed off of that.
That just like ruined my night.
Golly, that just like...
I don't know what to say.
I wonder if this dude's based.
Rank these Oreo flavors based on how good you'd think they'd taste, but you can't change.
you
you
you
you
you
I sold bro was on to something because he literally put clam chatter at one I messed up because
Because I put clam chatter at two which opened this up to be number one I sold.
No joke I sold.
Bro's tough with it.
Who is he?
I don't know but he is, he is crazy with them food rankings.
Look, I got another one popped up on my thing.
Rank these six foods but you can't change.
Cookie about number five.
Six.
You're not allowed to change a ranking.
Nachos?
I'll put nachos at three.
Wow.
Those are not the most disgusting nachos I've ever seen, by the way.
Why would you violate these nachos like this?
Those are disgusting things.
So we got six names.
Why don't you subscribe?
Uh, number one.
One.
Check the stoop space.
It's unreal.
It's actually kinda unreal.
What is your favorite? Tell me in the comments.
6-4-1 bacon?
So he has 6-4-1 left,
so I'm gonna go based on what he has left.
I'll put this at five.
My mouse.
Chad help.
Chad help my mouse.
Chad help my mouse.
Somebody help!
Somebody help!
My master had a homie!
Ow, yo!
Ow, yo!
Ow, yo!
We're good. I found the cable! We're good! Hey, everybody relax! I found the cable!
Oh, yeah, bacon five though, this dude is a genius.
Three and two's left.
Subscribe honey.
Shut up.
Creepies ain't nobody mess with no creepies for.
Well, ain't nobody eat no creepy, it even says it like me.
Yo, who is this dude?
K-Sup?
Okay, so they'll put it in three, I guess. What's the two?
Oh, four was taken? Yeah, it has to go three.
Before going to the last, subscribe to not miss any top.
Hurry up!
Ooh, ooh, they got mushrooms on that thing.
Oh, I want me some mushrooms!
Bad! Yo, this dude is the go-
I might have to like and subscribe.
18 million views!
Oh my goodness, he's got motion!
Rank these six foods, but you can't change.
18 million views and not even a meal likes.
Oh, they must hate this dude.
Banana bread, I put that at like five.
Banana bread, six.
Okay, six then.
I ain't gotta worry about changing that one.
Ooh, see?
I'm more wise than this guy.
That's why I held my number six spot
because I would put this at six over banana bread
but either way, they're five and six.
Ooh!
Four seems like a good spot for those
because they're not great, they're not terrible.
Oh, this dude's tripping.
Go four for those.
See, he fell off.
He fell off.
I'm hunting.
Five.
Is this all sweets edition?
I'm hunting.
Oh, that's good.
Go two with it.
That's either one or two.
I'm gonna risk it. I'm going to so we got three
Like the video, please honey, what did you just call me?
I guess you gotta go three. I might have played this perfectly. I'm not gonna lie. That's three
Share the video
You know what that's not
This dude's good man!
No joke!
One more.
What would you rather?
Never get tired or never get sick.
Never get sick?
Blacks!
Are you serious?
He will fly.
Let your best friend die.
Or marry the first person who-
Bro, come on!
Man, that's stupid.
Here's when you click on more.
Yes, yes.
Having the world dominated by aliens or having the world dominated by AI
Buddy we're already halfway there.
What did he see?
What did he see?
This was like two years ago.
What did Bro see?
Bro knew!
Bro, new! Bro, actually new!
Having the world dominated by aliens, or having the world dominated by AI.
Buddy, we're already halfway there.
I don't know, chat, which is worse.
Y'all realize we're already on the way to AI.
Like, we're halfway there.
Yeah.
Hey, chat, y'all realize that.
And it's been two years, I think, since this video.
This looks like about two years ago, because the show's not that full.
Yeah. Bro was on it.
Like, we're halfway there, dude.
McDonald's or Burger King.
Burger King and today's day and age Burger King is literally better.
Burger King, this dude is unbelievable!
How can one guy be so just...
I'm talking good take after good take.
Yo, Chad, who is it?
In 2024 Burger King.
That's a collab with this dude and I'll collab with nobody.
See that's crazy.
Always know the truth or always be able to lie convincingly.
Uh, truth.
Unfortunately, truth.
Always know the truth.
That kind of like ruined your life.
That's exactly what I was thinking matter of fact but at the same time it's like
it's too broken not to do it.
red one you could take over the world with that not seeing your family for
one year or not seeing your friends for one year I think almost everybody's
had this red what happened during the during like the COVID lockdown anyway
Brad Pitt what Leonardo DiCaprio um both highly overrated what would you
rather what his name's case so it's worth collabing am I have to bro lowkey
tough bro is actually tough you know what I mean
Should I collab with him?
I might have to.
I might have to collab with him.
Oh my goodness, he got motion.
15 million?
Which bedroom are you napping the hardest?
Oh, I do mess with these.
I want somebody.
I want to do some of these for real.
bedroom rating videos at kind of mid fire hazard down there with the candles that
bed looks disgustingly uncomfortable I'll pass yeah by the way fire hazard
huh who is this dude right here there's not even any point in
collabing because it's like we just said the same thing anyway that is crazy I'm
good no
you know better than the first one this would be my choice thus far no too many
windows on be up there and I'm gonna be there butt naked I can't even have
people see through the window I mean that's not good on this one man I'm not
That's what that either
Ladder in the middle of the bed like what's up with that? You know what I mean? No
There's a ladder
This dude's perception I never seen somebody with some perception like mine and like a long time this dude's great
This dude's actually crazy
There's just a, oh I'm sleeping, there's a ladder in the bed, isn't that right?
That's absurd, man.
This is the best one so far, not gonna lie.
This is by far the best one so far.
No, I'm doing too much.
But you gotta admit it's the best one so far.
No, don't like the rainforest action.
I'm doing too much.
I mean the book action, no.
Cozy?
you know what this is the best so far this this this trumps the rest of them
so far this this is the most likely so far
due to the air conditioning unit being right here imagine your land here
cheeks out air conditioners right on
our cheeks yeah you ain't got that's too small yeah this is just straight out
I'm probably gonna be going seven yeah now I'm gonna be going seven that's
crazy these are all mid though gross dog can we get knowledge how many of these
are yeah this dude's crazy
man I want to do one of those legs do they still make these videos on
YouTube? I want to do a rating the bedrooms one. Bro, those are so cool.
He even looks like you. I know.
Right bedrooms. What do we got?
nothing on here. Just like a lab with that dude. Yo space with the five gifted and
Nixie with the five gifted. Thank you.
And discord media. I don't even know if there's any still in there.
I did some while back.
What was it under?
Oh well.
Would you add us?
Oh well.
What is this?
these paralyzingly dreadful scenarios buddy they can't be that bad.
RANK THESE BUT YOU CAN'T CHANGE.
I mean buddy.
Yeah, it's it's so bad that I just have to ignore it not I don't ignore doing it trust me
Yeah, actually like it is it is legit. It's like legitimately it's so it's actually it's so
it is it is legit so it's if y'all knew how oh my goodness you yeah if you knew
how much I was oh man it's actually like it's incomprehensible it is it is
actually incomprehensible yo dr. pepper with the TNW dr. pepper with the
10 thank you
Extended family get-togethers
When I was a kid these were a vibe
But it's like the older you get nobody really does it anymore
It's not that bad 10
Wait, is the higher on the list the worse they are?
So I'll go to him.
Flying?
Oh, that's...
See, I could easily put this at number one, but what are the odds that you have like
a dropped into a room full of giant spiders on this list?
That being said, I'm going to put this at two.
Just in case that's on here.
Nothing to break very bad news.
I mean that's, that's, you know, 11.
For getting someone's name, that's, that's literally like a non-issue.
Non.
I'll literally meet somebody and have forgotten their name legitimately seconds after they
told me and it's nothing personal I just it's like it goes in one ear and out the other like
actually like even somebody that I've like seen multiple times I'm like yeah what's up bro what's
up man and I just like I don't know just like here's somebody's name and I'm like immediately
forget it like legitimate like immediately it's weird nah because it's not that bad
hearing a noise at night that's not that bad when you have a cat because when
you have a cat it's like you assume it's a cat or your cat and it's also not that
bad when you stay up all night because you're up anyway it's also not that bad
when you have like multiple weapons in the crib either so that's really not
that bad. I'll go ahead. IRL, fans, celebrity interactions. That's never even come close
to happening to me. Seven. Oversleep when you have work. That, oh man. That was one of the
worst feelings literally ever chat oversleeping like you just wake up it's
10 a.m. and you had to be at work at 6 it is almost nothing worse you wake up you
got like 20 missed calls that's bad for if I haven't done for you
I don't think I've ever done that.
You have to go, but there's no bathrooms nearby.
Okay, that's number one.
That's worse than flying.
That's actually worse than flying.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's actually worse than flying.
No joke.
That's number one.
That's actually probably the worst thing ever.
Lit you to move.
That might be the worst thing ever right there.
That might be the worst thing ever right there.
Well, we get to the next in a bad time.
I mean, I'll never go outside anyway.
And me and Chris Redfield are doing fine.
Break these work-related things.
Ooh, this kind of... Oh!
long hours at work terrible terrible three
uniforms I never well yeah I don't think it's that bad though actually don't
think I like having to have a work uniform it's really that bad in my
opinion
you
you
you
you
you
So, yeah, now that's not a issue at all for me.
It's either that or they actually are just outright mean so I wouldn't take give me that all day
Bosses rank these creative insults a while I'm all the way down here
salt lamps. Eat or pass. Eat or edition. anchovies. That's a hard pass. Thank you.
That is a unfathomably bad pass. Bottom five things you could ever eat right here.
I've maintained that position my whole life and it has not it has not changed a bit.
Olives are legitimately bottom five things on the absolute planet. Like they are
it's it's they're indescribably bad. I can't I can't proper there's not enough words in the
dictionary to describe how bad olives are. I actually they they they're they're just bad.
That's all I can say and my mom loves olives, which is crazy to me. I'm sure we'll be getting like some subway or something
She'll get like a subway sandwich have olives on it. I'm like, you know, I lost your mind over here
All of those are literally so bad and they're so bad
Blue cheese I
Can just I've never had it I can just tell by looking at it. It's gotta be
Like you know how you've never had something before do you just tell about looking at it's getting it's gonna be nasty
There's no option besides that being nasty. I
I really there's there's no universe that's not nasty period pass all of what the five
Never in your life eat chocolate or marry the first person that pops up when you click share then mom. I'll just
pickles
That that's a yeah, that's a eat all day mustard
How's that mustard ma'am? That's a tiramisu
Is she tripping
How was that mustard? But eat on the mustard. I like mustard.
Lots of cheesecake. Beets. Pass. Hard boiled eggs. Eat, yeah, with some salt on it. Mushrooms. Oh, eat.
Brussels sprouts. Pass. Hard pass too. Tofu. Never had it but probably pass. Mayonnaise. Eat,
not by itself but yeah eat all day. Eskimos. I don't know what that is. Pass. Broccoli. Pass.
Durian. Uh, insane pass. Sardines. Yeah, pass. Yeah, this is pass. Tag your bestie and remove
the plus button for more content like this. Thank you. I'm good. What? Okay. A lot of those were
Abominably meant
Right these right these but you can't change
I like the open aesthetic I do like a good, you know, just open-air aesthetic
hmm but at the same time it's just it's not really doing it eight
it's probably like the same story seven I guess
I don't really like that at all, nah.
I don't like that at all, that's a legend.
I'm not rocking with these
Some
Man, you'd have lost your mind up in here.
Man, you twit, oh my goodness, bro was solo dolo putting the stuff in here.
Six survival games.
I've heard this song in a minute.
Hmm, that's a good one.
I've played many a Terraria in my day.
Survival games? I mean, it's top three.
I'll go, uh...
Because like, it's top three, but is it, it's not one, it's top three, but it's not one
and is it two?
Or is it three?
But it's, it's guaranteed top three.
But we know what number one is for survival gains.
You just got to put Minecraft there, right?
I'm trying to think of... I'll put tomorrow at three.
Well, that's uh... I'll say it something.
No, there's gonna be something worse.
Five.
Uh, four.
You can't do this.
You can't put this here.
No, that's crazy.
It wasn't going to go at two for me, and it's not going to go at one, but it also is
not six.
Not a survival game.
I mean, no, it's a survival game, but I just wasn't expected to like be here.
know what I mean. Kira with the five. It's not six and it's not number two or one for
me. But I would feel terrible putting it at six, but oh dude. But the thing is it's not
What about Terraria, right?
I missed this whistle! Bad!
I gotta go too, cause I can't put it at six.
Two.
I got six and one though.
Okay, there's one.
Quite refreshing over time.
These
ます asta
stagnated here is in velocities,
a low point curve.
Huh.
Was able to get housing from
the
could have been a whole lot worse. Like actually. You know what I mean?
Rank these six French Canadian foods. I ain't gonna know none of these, I'm sorry. I ain't
go no none of these wait French food though just straight up French ratatouille
I thought that was a movie wait what
That looks like a croissant, too.
What is that?
Thank you.
Hope you enjoyed, Case.
We should come to France, though.
Have a nice day from one of your French friends.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
I'll probably pass, though, because I ain't getting on no airplane.
But I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bro was in here straight carrying the media tab for so long.
Oh, oh, break these jobs.
But you can't change
Doctors I mean, what do you mean? Okay, hold on before I go through this like what rank them out
How I would want to do them or rank them based on just how good they are
I should have read the instructions
Rank them on how happy you think the people doing these jobs are
that there's no way I can determine.
I don't know how happy a doctor is.
I feel like they might be pretty happy.
Maybe. I don't know.
Is our doctor happy?
I don't know. Six.
Cops? There ain't no way you happy doing that. That's gotta be about ten.
Actors? I mean, come. It's gotta be up there, three.
There were pissed that
They're in a way. Can you be happy to write?
How am I supposed to know?
Five.
Ten?
Well, nine.
YouTuber?
That's probably number one.
Not gonna lie, YouTuber, I mean that's about the peak you can get.
Ah, two.
Three, four, whatever you want to know about yourself.
Chefs? That's probably very stressful.
Seven.
Three.
Dog walker? Okay, there's your number one right there.
Artist? I don't even know what numbers I have left.
Dude, I bet being a weatherman with low key be fun. No joke.
Dude, I feel like being a weatherman would actually be like a vibe.
Lawyer? Oh, that's way down there. One more.
there one more valentine's day food
Peeps, that's very far down the list, matter of fact that's seven.
Four.
Steak.
Three.
Ice cream floats are good too.
Did they spill steak wrong?
Why are y'all saying it like that?
No, that's great.
Strawberry cheesecake!
One.
Oh, I messed up.
Bro, I sold!
How is pizza valid, man?
What's the highest thing I got left?
two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two.
Now, I put an ice cream floated
two.
Pizza is so mid bro. Okay.
You're just you just saying
something to say something.
Like you actually just saying
This list is a disgrace!
Oh my goodness, what a disgrace!
Watch out for the people who get supported along by your dudes and play Fortnite.
Watch out for the people who get supported along by your dudes and play Fortnite.
Break the door for me, Corks! Let it rip!
I'm about to start saving George, Borks, the old house, the sheriff!
Break the door for me, Corks! Let it rip!
Man, somebody get the day wrong!
I'm about to start saving George, Borks, the old house, the sheriff!
Break the door for me!
What am I watching?
Good job, Doctor Phil.
Yo, let's get Doctor Phil out of the discord.
Quick. Oh, there's another one from Doctor Phil.
The bad news is I am absolutely angry right now.
I'm gonna take all my clothes off as soon as I can.
I'm gonna sprint down the road completely butt naked until I get arrested.
But I might not have time to get arrested because I was running down the road butt naked.
might seek to be clamping with such proficiency that it's once you create a black hole singularity
from there that's going to suck up the entire world answer.
Is this a moment I need to be ranking or what?
There's just the intro.
Patrick, just- just-
Patrick, this room is Patrick!
Disfoul me completely!
Disfoul me completely!
Disfoul me completely!
Disfoul me completely!
Jack, can we talk about that though? How useful is school?
This dude just put my IP in the check.
He knows how to pass it, but he knows how to pass it.
Hold it! Nice one!
And, uh, full disclosure, I'm here wherever I want as well.
And the-
I-
Be on me!
Be on me!
What?!
It's rock-n-rolls and takedown!
Well, well, I said, you should please forward on me, I'll be ready!
Please, please, please!
These are not real, by the way.
These are completely, like, AI-generated, by the way.
Just saying.
The timing up, I don't get all bored!
But in a case!
I'm about to commit tax evasion!
I'm about to commit...
Ha ha ha ha!
...tax evasion!
That one was probably real. I'm not gonna lie not the committing tax evasion part
But uh
Wendy's double stack it is what it is. Yeah, it is what it is. It's just better
Yeah.
Arby's Chicken Sandwich or McDonald's Chicken Sandwich?
So I'm assuming you're not talking about the McChicken because this is a McCrispy, not a McChicken.
So you're going McCrispy versus Arby's Chicken Sandwich?
I would probably take the spicy McCrispy. Not gonna lie.
you know that? No, that's an obvious one. Chick-fil-A spice, you're raising cane spice.
I had no idea raising canes had chicken sandwiches, by the way. This is completely new information to me.
This is completely new information. I thought that I didn't even know they had chicken sandwiches,
but Chick-fil-A's are gonna clear. There's no way it can be better than Chick-fil-A
chicken salad, chick-flavored chicken salad is great.
With this treasure, I summon...
You never made this video this bad because this is not even close
because you sold incomprehensibly bad
by putting chicken flavor, rena noodles versus shrimp alfredo.
If you're a real one, you know I do not like chicken flavor.
You did all that build-up to have an impossible choice and you sold at the end easy decision shrimp-out fray though, buddy
My goodness you sold so bad
You sold W video
Picky eater edition Dino nuggets that's a pass. I don't care what nobody says dino nuggets aren't doing that's a pass
What? French fries. That's a
eat all day. Baguette with
meatballs. Pass. Not. You know
what? You might as well get
your cat for it. I don't care
what y'all say. That's a no
joke. Caesar salads actually
eat. I'm dead serious. Caesar
salad is the best salad.
Period
It is
Grilled cheese sandwich. Oh that is a eat beyond comprehension
Mac and cheese eat
Hot dogs eat
Chicken burger eat what fried chicken eat
Pancakes eat
Scrambled eggs eat
bacon I mean I'm not just gonna pass I mean eat I guess case
don't clock told them what to find rice eat apple slices eat cereal not that
cereal but cereal in general yeah eat mozzarella steak eat chocolate bars eat
Cookies.
E.
Puppies.
E.
French toast.
Like bro, all these are eats, man.
There was like one thing on here that's a pass.
Like bro, this wasn't even an eater pass.
It was just like, yeah, you're eating this.
Buddy, all of these were, I was even pre-firing it.
All of those was an E.
Legitimately.
Were they not, Chad?
I mean, come on.
Oh
Rank these six foods, but you can't change
Oatmeal
Well, I've seen oatmeal in a food ranking video when a hot man
It's good though
You know my favorite oatmeal is chat brown sugar oatmeal
Is it top three worthy? No, it's not. Is it up there? Yeah
Beat ball sub five
So I got three two one and six
Why don't you subscribe?
Six
My man is in what?
I guess three.
I'm good.
No!
Brother this video sucks.
I'm the one all day.
Yo it's not.
God let me sleep.
Quick fries out part of sorry.
You would just be a good man.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I legitimately added to that together to make it sound like I said I love Wendy's French fries.
I have never, that is actually never left my mouth.
I have never in my life on stream or off stream said I love Wendy's French fries or as I have never said that as long as I have.
I have never said that. Never in my life I ever said that. Never. I've never said it.
Because I hate her.
You can hear the splice. Listen.
Number one all day, you know, I love you so much, and we're fine.
You see, I've been caught, and you don't make it out of here!
That is stupid!
As I thought, I saw it.
If you're going to ask, just come and do it.
I never said that!
Hey, so stop eating in the middle of the truth!
You did it on purpose!
I really like to eat Ted, but stop.
Yo, can you stop blazing Wendy so bad?
The last two were Wendy's and you went out of your way to edit it to make it sound like I said I love Wendy's
I legitimately out not outside of out of context me just saying it have never said that in my life
Never I have never said that
Because I hate I hate I hate Wendy's
I will I will even take it this far
will I take it this far? Yes, I will. Because Sonic used to have the worst
French fries in fast food history, but Sonic actually fixed theirs because they
do the crinkle cuts now. Wendy's legitimately has the worst French fries in
the culinary industry by far. They actually, and it's legitimately
not even close. They had the worst french fries out of literally every place that you
could pull up to get something to eat. You are never going to find a french fry worse
than it when these never you will never find a french fry worse than it when these they're
actually the worst they get. I'm dead serious. Besides old school sonic fries. Burger King
is awful. Say you haven't been to Burger King in the past 10 years without telling me. Burger
King fries are legitimately like top five now. Get out of here. What you talking about? Burger King
fries are actually beautifully good nowadays. You have legitimately lost your mind.
They taste like dirt. Yo, Carissa, Carissa, there's no food debate I can have with you
If you used to describe the French fry tasting like dirt,
I know you're not really an eater like that.
Get out of here.
Tastes like dirt, huh?
Carissa, stop.
Nobody that really be eaten says like a fry tastes like dirt
even if they say it's bad.
Yeah, period.
Rank these six foods.
Say y'all trolling, by the way.
If you, say y'all asking,
get name me a French,
a place that has worse French fries than Wendy's.
Name me a place!
I have not seen a Valin one yet.
Somebody like there's people like, oh, not iraqly san agonis.
Checkers are worse. Yo, a little more me. Not only are you insanely wrong, checkers is legitimately top three for I.
You need to get up out of here, like actually.
Checkers has the worst greasy bland waffle fries since would the checkers even have waffle fries about the pain
In and out, I've never ate it in and out, but I know there's it's they would have to be going out of their way
In and out would have to I need to do a french fry to your list
I need to get every fast food french fry and I need to do it to your list because there's the
you that a place would actually have to go out of their way
to have a worse french fries than Wendy's I'm dead serious
you would legitimately have to be creating french fries with the sole intention that hey I'm
gonna make these as bad as I can to beat Wendy's and badness but you can't change
Tacos
Freak
Burrito 2
Why don't you subscribe?
No, thank you
Burger 5
I got 4, 6 and 1 there
What do I have left six four and one is that what I said chat I have six four and one left
Okay, I gotta go for it then I got six and one left subscribe honey
Alright, what's number one?
The last one is shock...
I'M SORRY AS HELL
Rank these six...
Yo, man, whoever put this video in here...
They just sent me up like crazy with that.
You done lost your beans.
I don't think there's a human being existing that their favorite food is beans.
You can like beans, but I like some kind of beans.
there's not a single human being on the planet that their number one favorite
food is there's no way
me cap cap okay bet chief thunder clap thank you chief
thunder clap and W chief thunder clap with the 5,000 bits I appreciate that
chief. Thank you W chief for real. Yo blue with the 1500 bits. In case I proposed my
girlfriend and she said yes we want you tonight. Can you please say congrats to
can you please say congrats and W today. Yo congratulations blue and W Jada
that's very wholesome. W Jada congratulations. You know what time it
chance you know what time it is hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Hey, listen here, Buster, you best get you a dyke the number right here, right now, because
it is the one, the only spooky time up in this thing here today.
great horror dev dropped another game today so it should be a banger I don't
think this dev has ever missed so you should already know we're in for a banger
buddy no joke I don't think this dev's ever missed girl gonna post it with the
five thank you the real John popcorn with the five gifted thank you oh yeah
That's about to be cinema.
Get you a dime beyond Jack!
Because it is.
Spook.
No main menu music?
Am I gonna have to leave y'all with a banker?
Get you a dime beyond.
Because it is spooky time, Jack.
Lock in, baby!
Spooky!
What's going on in here?
I'm not sure if it's the right
way.
Spooky time, buddy.
Chad, that's a scene from Red
Dead One where John Marston and
that dude that works at the
up the nastiest Lugie ever detrimental with the five I'm gonna start nasty
maxing for real no joke I'm gonna actually start nasty maxing like I'm dead
tears I'm about to start like smoking cigarettes and just hawking up Lugie's
on like the back porch I swear I might as a start streaming from a back
ports just smoke cigarettes just hawk and looties just nasty Maxon just straight
country just nasty Maxon dude just just oh I swear case old business manager
with the team and thank you. Locking a chair is spooky time. Do y'all remember that scene
though from Red Dead One? Hold on, see if I can find it. I was telling you what I'm saying.
Gross rate nasty action.
Just nasty.
Hold on.
I can't feel like I'm fine, dude.
Oh, no, this stage is nasty.
Oh, no, here is your money.
I'm sorry.
Oh no.
Get in there right here.
Excuse me.
Hey, hey.
You gotta be a gooder.
Cough, cough, cough, cough.
Cough, cough, cough.
Cough, cough, cough.
They just, they just thought it was nasty.
Hold on, the nasty world champion,
you thought that was nasty,
Y'all, he gets out nasty. Watch.
Watch when the sheriff walks in. He outnasties him. Watch.
Shut up, you.
Now, what you want?
My name's John Marston.
You wanted to speak to me.
I did?
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I saw it.
Wow.
I guess because we're both in the business and the law.
Oh, what's this song?
I
Fell from the train
No, I'm from Thorpe Mercer
What Marcia?
You didn't win she's always calm down
What you didn't keep with my boy?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
I got, bro, you know what's crazy though?
You know what's crazy?
That's actually aura.
I'm not gonna lie.
If you walk into a room
and the first thing you do is like,
hop up a loogie and just spit it on the ground.
You all of a sudden got like the most aura in the room.
No joke.
Like you actually do.
Like I'm dead serious.
because it comes off as like, hey, this my room.
Think about it.
Who has the outside of knowing who John Marston is right here?
Right?
It's disrespectful, slobber aiming a gun at each other.
You think they care about that?
Outside of John Marston,
it's like the nastiest in the room has the most horror.
that dude just came in there and just just I swear bro why do you think they do it yo
Tyler with the fire you gotta be cool though it comes off as nasty yeah I know it is it's
nasty but it's like it's it's I don't know it's cool so I just do this walk in
here without knowing nothing it's just just just just just just you know what
I mean that's me right there
case any breakup advice yeah right here what's going on here that's all you
can do. Just just walk around your house and just do that. You'll figure it out.
Cough drop.
What did you just say Chloe? Get me out of this nightmare. Yo Chloe you need to
calm down a little bit. Why don't you embrace it? Embrace it, Chloe. It's, it's liberating.
liberate it. Try it. Just practice it.
Let's go.
Hold on, I'm good. I'm good.
Hey, is this what men are into?
No, just me.
I mean, I don't get it wrong, it's nasty.
That's nasty.
But man, I demand this take me back, man.
Let me be a cowboy.
I'll be walking every saloon I see.
Just, just, just got a loogie charging up for about 30 minutes.
I got one charging up.
I walk in there just, yeah.
Cully.
Okay, I'm done.
All right, lock it in.
It's spooky time.
Charge it up.
Name of this game.
Oh, there's no name.
Hold up a minute.
Spit on me, case.
OK, see, now you just made it weird.
Yeah.
See, now you just make it weird.
Yeah, see, you just had to.
you just had to take it there didn't you? Good job pal. Good job pal. Anyway name of this game is uh
that is not the name of the- what is the name of the game? Hold up.
name of this game is this is the name of the game can I come in no you can't
that's a creepy name for oh yeah I was gonna tell y'all this dev has also made
some other bangers that we played before look at this look at this right
here. You'll recognize some of these. So we should be in for a banger. Look here.
This dev has also made
man, some straight up pops. Look, the last letter who remembers the last
letter?
The last letter, the strange lights that UFO game that we played. You'll
remember that UFO game with the crazy jump scare in it?
They made holiday story.
Oh my goodness, this game was good.
Who remembers this game?
I know y'all remember.
Wow, time goes by so fast.
November 15th, it's almost been a year.
They made that one.
We've played literally like so many of their games.
So yeah, like I said,
we should be in for a guaranteed play how to fish.
Somebody said you can play that solo
if you a little while back,
I might try that out this week.
How to fish, I heard how to fish is good.
Anyway, lock in name of this game is, can I come in?
No, by the way.
No. GG, that's not a good start. Where's where's the
extreme graphics on everything? StarFordSystems.com. Thank you very much.
In case you look like Jay Cutler, thank you. I've been told a few times.
Fps linux 240 star for systems.com show FPS zero FPS star forces. Okay
Um, you can't turn head bobbing off really we for real right now
Okay
Pre-fire sensitivity. All right, let's go walk in chat
Spooky time. Can I come in?
What?
Oh, this looks Tom
Oh, yeah.
Hairphones.
This might be copyrighted.
Don't do it.
Don't do it! It's copyrighted!
Ooh, wait a minute.
Sensitivity's still too hot.
Don't care.
Oh, dear.
Okay.
Uh
Yeah, walking our road
It's looking like some snow
Don't know which way to go. I guess I'm going home
snow everywhere
Man, that's a crazy snowstorm. We haven't had one like this river. It's not too bad today. Yesterday everything was buried in snow
I'm not going the right way
Okay, everything buried in the snow I
I need a tow truck. I'm stuck. I got bad luck. I went to a potluck and I ate me some toast. I think. Hell, I'm done. Midwest with the fire.
Do I live around here or am I just in the neighborhood? I don't know why but there's something really cozy about winter.
winter. Seeing that warm yellow light from the windows blowing on the snow.
Winter is very cozy if it didn't get dark so early. If winter time stayed light out
like it did in the summertime, it legitimately would be perfect. But for
some reason we haven't gotten rid of that yet. Okay.
You're crazy with the fire.
Now that makes it cozier. No, I'm sorry. You'll never hear me get behind and get in dark if I have never.
That's the most limited, the most depressing thing ever.
I will never, ever be glad of that. That is miserable.
Alright, time to head home. Mom and Dad are out tonight, so I've got to place all of myself.
Perfect time to finally play that new game and have a nice cozy evening.
Oh, we don't stay up in the house and just play the game all night.
Not gonna lie, the vibe went from vibe to a little bit on the creepy side here.
Which house do I live in?
Hello?
Is this my house?
I
Was it me better get home before someone comes out and sees me
Mason with the five do I have a flashlight? Oh my goodness. I can't see nothing
Is this my house? Where is my house?
Maybe I don't live here maybe I'm upstairs or something
We got no elevator. Oh, there's the elevator it don't work. I gotta walk up the stairs
He's all numb.
You done lost your mind up in here.
Is this my house?
Oh, the elevator does work.
Wait a minute.
You'll never believe this.
I went from recognizing horror game houses, I recognized that elevator.
From a game I played three months ago, Psalm 2, that's gotta be the same elevator.
Okay, I like that music!
Is it the same elevator?
Okay, I like that music!
I think it is what did I think it is hold up can I follow up that's the same
panel I know I'm not tripping I fell off I'm dead wrong oh my goodness well
that's embarrassing okay forget that ever happened
Wow. Okay. Yeah. Forget about that. Yeah. No, I fell off. Yeah. Forget that ever happened.
That's bad. That's real bad right there.
Let's go home. Which floor do I live on?
Recap please. Our parents are out of town for the night and we're going home
to play a video game. That's all we know so far.
Does the elevator not work?
Caw.
I guess the elevator don't work.
Chef, they didn't tell me what floor I live on. I don't know what house I need to go to.
Gotta be down here, right? It just looks like I live on this floor.
Hello? What's that noise? Help!
Oh, it's us!
Chat, we're home. I hope the house is cozy. Please be cozy and not creepy, please.
Hold up now.
Wait, I do recognize this house layout. There's gonna be a balcony in this room on the left here.
I think if I enter this room on the left chat, there's going to be a balcony in there.
I didn't fall off.
See there's a balcony.
I didn't fall off chat.
Look, I'm back.
Yep, I know this house layout.
I'm back.
Yep, I'm back.
Let me read that note my parents left me on the table in here.
first though, y'all know the drill in every single horror game.
Why don't us your footsteps?
Maybe that's the upstairs neighbors or something.
Okay, anyway, y'all know the drill in every horror game I play.
All the houses lights get turned on immediately.
That's first thing first.
Accurate scale.
Okay. All right. Boom. You're not gonna watch at the house. It's kind of cozy. I like the
layout. I remember the horror game that we played with this house layout was insanely scary.
I think we played it like the start of the new year. Y'all remember that game? I distinctly
remember quackity gifted me some bits during that game which is a good you know
memory bank for the game
hello let me go read that note my parents left for after I turn this line
on there. Alright, every light in the house is on chat. We're
good. Close this. Alright, what do we got? Yo, Katie with the
T N W Katie with your dad and I went to visit ain't Olia and
Uncle Tolia. Okay, we'll be home late. I left you something
to eat in the fridge. Ooh, would she leave me? Um, do your homework, tidy up the house
and only sit and only then sit down at the computer? Bro, what you mean? So I gotta do
all of that before. Uh, by the way, we have new neighbors and they're doing some renovations.
So don't be surprised if you hear loud noises. Okay, that explains the noises we heard
a minute ago and most importantly don't open the door to anyone PS there's a note
on the fridge with a list of chores for you bro I can't just chill I gotta do
Chorsky's? Man. She gonna make me do Chorsky's? Bro. Man, I ain't doing this. You got me
messed. I might go play my video. Eats waffle with the five. Thank you. W. Eats
It's waffle with the file.
Chash, we just ignore our chores and go play the game.
I'm thinking about it.
Whatever.
To-do list.
Sweep the floors.
The vacuum cleaner is broken, so you'll
have to use the broom.
All that's convenient.
Put all the dirty clothes in the laundry basket
in the bathroom.
Wash the dishes.
Take out the trash.
Eat something.
There's food in the fridge.
Do your homework only after you're finished everything can you spend a little time on the computer you got me messed up up that on a computer all night.
Man this is ridiculous dude what's she leave me to eat.
Is that a landmine in the fridge what is that.
What did she leave me.
Why are those whatever let's just do the chores.
The quicker we get them done the better.
You'll chat the new neighbors are making too much noise bro
All right, take the broom from the bathroom and sweep the floors got it
All right, bro, is that not the bro? Oh, this is the bro. Oh, what is up with this?
Cinema
That's kind of sinister. I'm not gonna lie. Let's sweep this room.
Be this with the five.
Chance, something about to pop off.
Why are they doing those c- life? That's tough.
Why are they doing those camera angles when I sweep something?
Okay, do I have to sweep in here?
Don't look like it.
Sweep, sweep, sweep!
I feel like we're not doing much good right now.
Wait, there's another door here?
I didn't even peek this.
Oh yeah, dude, what am I talking about?
Okay, what else do I have to sweep in here?
Hey, W chore do what I would
chat. At least I'm getting it
done. She said you can you can
spend a little time on the game
after you're done. What's you
mean? I got bare minimum five
Okay, I didn't see an option to sweep this room, okay, yeah, that's it.
We're good.
All right, we have one more room to sweep, I guess.
Did I sweep in here?
I can't remember if I did or not.
I did sweep in here.
What have I missed?
That's them doing repairs upstairs. Remember they said we got new neighbors are doing repairs.
Sound like somebody in there straight. To do.
Hey, POV, you had Taco Bell two hours ago.
Just, just straight, do-do-ing.
All right, what else do I need to sweep?
Do I got to sweep in here, maybe?
Maybe I got to sweep on the back deck here.
No, what do I got to sway?
Did I sweep in here?
I know I did.
Oh, I gotta do over here too.
Here we go.
That's done.
Now I need to gather all the dirty clothes
and put them in the laundry basket in the bathroom.
Fun!
There's that.
Why am I just leaving their stuff
rolling around like this. They're just doing to make it more difficult on me.
There we go. Yup. Need to put these clothes in the laundry basket in the bath
though. Got it!
Laundry basket. Bathroom. What?
I'm in the bathroom right? Or is it the other bathroom?
Elflex. Hey Elflex. I'm gonna go put them in my other bathroom. Yeah you flexin.
The clothes are put away. Now I need to wash the dishes. Sorry if that seems simple enough.
Cinema chat.
I mean, straight cinema.
The dishes are done.
Now I need to take out the trash.
The trash bag should be somewhere here in the kitchen.
Yo, this music in the background is very wholesome.
These are heavy.
There's a garbage shoot in the hallway next to the elevator.
yourself for a jump scare, and I just have a feeling. I'll put on dad's slippers. I just
realized there was a light switch right here too. Never mind that turned lights off, muck
off. All right. Trash shoot. Close the door behind me. I'm a little nervous. What's the
the name of this game.
Bro, somebody do something about that doll.
Where's the trash shoot?
Right, I completely forgot.
The garbage shoot on this floor is sealed shut.
I'll have to go down one floor to throw the trash away.
This is ridiculous living conditions.
You gonna let him talk to you like that?
Matter of fact, you right.
Wait till I'm doing it throwing this trash away.
Hold up.
You right, matter of fact.
No, I'm not gonna let that slide.
No.
No, you done inspired me.
Hold up.
You right, I'm just over here
trying to throw my trash away.
No, you know what?
Thank you for saying that.
No, we're gonna have a problem.
Lord have mercy!
Oh.
Come on, Matt, don't.
Looks like your uncle.
And on that note cough drop
That got me not gonna lie that that kind of got you boy right there did that FPS just dropped to like 20. What was that?
116 Lord have mercy star for systems.com
tell me
All right, do creepy by the way literally my uncle
Hey kid what are you doing out here? I live here. I was just taking out the trash
All right, well be careful there's all kinds of creeps around here after dark
Just bro on a mirror
Okay
Actually, let me ask you something. Are you home alone? Nope. There's eight body
builders in there. We're having a bodybuilding convention. Matter of fact,
the Mr Olympias tomorrow and they needed a place to stay tonight. So they all
came and crashed at my house and it just so happens to be national bazooka
target practice day. And they're also practicing, but the Zuka target practice
in my house too. So
yep.
Oh, it's nothing. Just be careful. Tonight's the night. Don't open the door to strangers, all right?
All right, well, I better get going. What does he mean?
Oh, he's sweet. Oh, he's sweet and sweet and...
Oh! Oh, my goodness!
Oh, he is super sweet!
I don't know what that was about, but that was creepy, but there's a lot of weird guys
living in our building who like to drink.
You never know what to expect from them, better go home.
What does he mean, tonight's the night?
Matter of fact, I got something to handle before I go home.
Which was the one with the dog?
Which one did I get jump-scared about?
Was it this house right here?
Or no, was it this house?
I know you're in there. I know you can hear me. I just want to let you know that I was
walking by a minute ago to take my trash out and your dog barked directly at me and jumped
scared me. I just want to let you know. Don't let it happen again. Because if it does, there's
going to be consequences. Thank you. By the way, I live at the end of the hall if
you want to come tell me something tough. tough. Wraith with
the five. Thank you. That's how you stand on business chat.
You can't make people want over you like that. Now what? We're
gonna play the computer. Hope there's still some of those
butter and caviar sandwiches left. I absolutely love them.
Caviar
Caviar ain't that like some super expensive stuff
First you got two bathrooms in the house and now you're eating caviar buddy. We understand y'all got motion like what?
Did I just hear something?
Hello?
How did my lab get caught on?
How did my life get cut off?
Yo, you better stop playing.
Who cut the light off in here?
Oh, no, Chad.
I don't see nobody.
Every light in the house is almost off.
Hello?
Check the balcony.
I shouldn't have said that to the neighbor's life.
Oh my goodness.
Had to grind for this view chat.
Hey, man, this dude, could you imagine you just put a hoodie on?
You come out here with something hot to drink.
You close the door.
You just sit here in a chair and just listen to the radio
all night.
Oh my goodness, man.
That sounds like heaven on earth right there, bro.
I swear, you throw a hoodie on, get a radio,
have something hot to drink, you just come out here
and just straight.
I swear I could do that for like 10 straight hours.
Just, oh my goodness, what a vibe.
Matter of fact, yeah, I'm ready
for more time to come through.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Anyway, let me eat this food real quick.
Maybe that was like some electrical shortages or something right there.
Have you ever had this?
Have you ever had caviar before, Chad?
That was delicious.
I bet it was, buddy.
a thousand dollars per slice. I'm not doing my homework. I was tell mom and dad I
didn't get any time to play some games on the computer. Oh you're about to get
us in trouble. You're gonna tell mom and dad they're wanting any. What if they
asked for it? You's gonna not show them work up.
Caviar's nasty is it really?
Nobody's home.
You got me messed up.
Do I got a blicky or something?
Nobody's home.
Nobody's home.
Nobody's home.
Nobody's home.
Nobody's home.
Nobody's home.
There's nobody there oh my
That got me way worse than it should have
By the way, how did he just disappear?
Don't let anyone in no matter what they say. Bro, you're the problem here. Hello?
Is he a ghost? I hope mom and dad get home soon. No, you don't because you ain't doing
your homework. And they're only saying we can found a game for a little bit.
Oh, that's a W dev. That's the same dev that made the game. We're currently playing and the game within the game that we're playing.
I forgot to make myself some tea. What was that noise without me pausing the game?
Some tea.
Well, they don't have to chill out with those repairs, dude.
What time is it?
Menace?
Menace?
This says it's 8.15, but I think that's a correct time because it's 11.15 for me.
It's 11.15 at night.
up here doing some work man let me make some tea chat
hey I'm about to start throwing cheese it's gonna be clapping so loud it's
gonna drown out the noise in that drill no joke I'm gonna chill out
What water in the pot?
Why this thing bowling?
Bro, are you somebody's grandma?
Why do you make it some tea anyway?
How do I make the tea? I can't get none of the tea bags.
I like tea, I like tea too, but bro's like, oh we're like full-on, just like Bruinsome.
Oh there it is. There we go.
ASMR ASMR. I prefer coffee. Oh no, you tripping.
is tea clears coffee tea clears most drinks is somebody trying to get in my
door
prepare yourself
what is that noise
what is that smoke? Oh it's coming from
bro that literally looked like there was smoke coming out of the doorway there
tell me it didn't it looked like there was smoke coming out of the door go to
a computer and play a game. We're going to play League of Legends top lane, and I'm going to lock
in Garen top lane, and I'm going to go 16-2, and I'm still going to lose the game.
the game.
Time to lock in, time to play some legal legends.
Lock in Garin top lane, and I'm about to go 16 and three and still lose the game.
three and ten is pantheon yeah ignore the 14 and 4 ergot game right below that though
I was cooking some dude in League of Legends channel last night too.
Somebody on the other team, she was like, is that the real case though?
And the dude on my team piped up and said, I hope not.
He sucks.
I didn't even say no.
She was like, no, we don't.
And then she said, I'm a big fan case.
I watch every night.
I'm a two year sub.
a cap. Then the dude on my team
piped up again and said, Oh, you
have your chilling some random
do pretending to be this guy
that you're a fan of stuff.
I'm like, bro, you are stupid.
Wanted to throw the game to
strange. No, Chauer played a
game within a game.
Lock in a game within a game.
Strange note, you don't remember who you are or how you ended up here.
Your only goal is to find a way out of this dreadful place, but be careful, it seems like
you're not alone.
Jai, you think you'll be kind of peaceful to forget who you are and where you are?
Just for like 10 minutes.
Not like a permanent thing, but it's like 10 minutes.
It's like I don't know who I am or where I just like 10 minutes
Yo, this is immersive you can hear like me clicking the keyboard in the game listen
Game within a game
2026 GTA 6 a
Y'all might need to leave that thing in the oven for another year because I don't know if y'all got this time
to that technology.
What's this?
Strange, strange note.
Dr. Petkoff ordered everyone to evacuate the building.
People dropped everything they were doing and ran.
Some of the patients weren't even evacuated.
Some of the patients weren't even evacuated in time.
If anyone finds this note, don't stop, just run.
This would be like a certified game for regular spooky time.
This is a game within a game.
This is a freebie.
Hello?
What's that like?
Hello?
What's that like?
Who was that?
GG.
The key to the exit is at the reception desk, but some genius locked the reception door.
reading this try looking for the reception key in the chief doctor's office the surgeon's office
or wherever it is enough got it
gj what do you chase
chat a spooky game within a spooky cinema
are you a chief doctor chat who in here's a chief doctor irl
Where's the chief doctor's office?
flashing light. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. I'm terrified. I ordered the entire staff to evacuate the building
immediately and got every patient out. But they're also terrified that some of them are only
thinking about saving themselves. I'm afraid we won't have enough time to evacuate the patients.
Well, that right there is not good, if you ask me.
Gigi. What was that? Okay, that's it. Did I just hear a kitty? Am I sure?
We were performing surgery when the evacuation order came through.
The patient was one of the first infected.
We truly believe we could save them.
We were wrong.
Whatever this thing is, once it infects someone, there is no saving them.
I
Where is that key so I can get up out of here by the way
Actually, that sounded nasty.
It looks like the return of Slav guy from, uh, Jersey County Doll. Excuse me, sir.
Everyone thinks janitors are beneath everyone else. No wrong.
We see these people above us never do. I know who caused this. It was him. It was always him.
This must be the reception key.
Yo, Chad, we're about to have to go approach my upstairs neighbors.
I'm in here trying to play a video game, and their upstairs is doing renovations still.
Disrespectful, I tell ya.
Ah.
Stop!
Let's get out of here.
We're out of here.
The key doesn't fit.
Oh, no, it's one of those situations.
Oh, oh, no, oh, that is creepy.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
game of the year. Oh my goodness, the plug is crazy. Hey, W plug, I've done played all
these games. I was doing this for real before we started this game. Oh, that's a crazy plug!
It's 2007, by the way. Alright, it's getting late. I should get ready for bed. I got school
tomorrow. No way I got school tomorrow! I can't wait to talk about that new horror game
I just played with the guys and then you ain't got no friends with you
No, I'm playing with friends
God, school tomorrow, are you for real?
What's you mean I got school how these doors get closed and the lights turned off I did not do that
Huh
Now you got me messed up. I'm going to build these lights off. I'm leaving every light in the house
So light bill gonna be crazy, but hey, I'm home alone
Is this my bedroom
Go the back only I go to bathroom, okay
Which bathroom yeah bro flexing again, we get it, but you got two bathrooms. Oh
Oh my goodness, what is up with the splash?
body is knocking on the door again. Bro!
Make it out here you stupid kid.
Hi, I'm Denise from apartment 45.
My grandma asked me to come see if any of the neighbors have some sugar.
We've run out.
It's too late to go to the store.
Could you spare some and forget you and your grandma?
Your grandma should be ashamed of herself for sending people, sending you out to people's
houses at midnight at night.
Telling you need some sugar, man.
Get out of my face.
knocking on my door at midnight. I got school to mom or get off my front door.
Oh, goober, my grandma said, can I get some sugar? My grandma said we need some
sugar. It's midnight, but it's okay. It's a school night. I got stored more.
Do you knock it on my door? I'm about to go to bed. Man, forget you and your
grandma over knocking on my door lost your mind
it's the first time I've seen a cat
and it's been a lot of fun.
I'm so excited.
What are you doing?
I just wanted to try.
I just wanted to be able to tell you
that I've never seen a cat
that I've never seen before.
I'm really excited.
I'm just so excited.
I've never seen a cat
that I've never seen before.
I'm so excited.
I'm really excited.
I sweat. I sweat. Who is knocking? Hey! Hey! Please open the door. There's some drunk
guy running around the building. I think he wants to hurt me. I'm scared to go home.
Can I call my grandma so she can come get me? No, you can't. No, you can't. You
I can't come in here.
Oh my god.
Oh, oh my god.
I'm sorry I'm scared too, but I can't let you in the apartment. My parents told me not to open the door.
But I'm just a kid. We're almost the same age. Please let me in. I won't bother you. I'll just call my grandma. She'll come get me
I don't please I'm really scared
My parents told me never open the door, but then it's good to really be in danger. I guess I'll let him in what I didn't agree to this
Okay, come in but be quick. I'm scared of guys like that one around the building too
Okay, please hurry. I think he's coming. What do you mean? You think he's coming? Look behind you.
There was nobody there! That's not! See, you fell for it! We're cut now. We just let a demon in here, G.G.
A demon just floated in here when we opened the door. It's over. It's actually over.
We just opened the door and there was a demon sitting there and he just scooted in as soon
as we opened the door.
It is over.
What am I supposed to do?
I can't go out the door.
All right.
I guess he ran away.
I hope he's okay.
I don't think he was ever there to be honest.
Alright, I guess he ran away. I hope he's okay. I don't think he was ever there, to be honest.
Oh, I totally forgot I should call my parents and tell them everything's okay at home and I'm going to bed.
You gonna call them and tell them everything's okay. Everything is not okay.
You better call them and tell them, hey, y'all need to get home. I'm about to die.
I
Ain't picking up
Hi, and all done. Could you put my mom on the phone, please?
Oh, hey there, of course just a second
Did you eat? Yeah, mama ate cleaned up and did dishes and I'm about to go to bed
All right. Good job
Are you guys gonna be there much longer?
Yeah, we're gonna stay here a little longer, but you go to bed. Don't wait up for us.
Everything okay over there? Yeah, mom, everything's fine. Why are you lying?
I'm gonna go to bed. All right, good night. Sleep tight. Don't forget to turn off all the lights so we're not wasting...what?
Wait, you owe me a turn off. Is that a must-do thing or can I just say I did it I
Did the right thing not to my parents about the drunk guy mom would have just gotten worried and I would have ruined their evening
Man forget their eat. I'm about to die
All right, I'll turn off all the lights. You got to be kidding me. I
Actually have to turn off all the lights
bro no way oh my goodness it's so over chat it is like incomprehensibly over
it's indescribably indubiously gubernatoriously over it couldn't be more
I remember.
Bro, all the lights, let me take the door.
Door's locked.
Teaching.
You skip your homework, and you're
not scared of your parents getting you in trouble for that.
but you turn off all the lights you listen to that though well what
we are so it's so dark in here too this is unbelievable
It is so dark dude oh my I can't do this you got me messed up I can't do this
you you really want to sit here and tell me that I'm gonna sleep in this house
with all these lights off.
Oh, come on, can I just go to bed already? What's happening? Is somebody knocking on the door?
Somebody's knocking on the door again.
I'm actually terrified I'm like actually terrified bro it's so dark it's so dark it's so dark
It's so dark.
Oh, my God.
Hello, have you seen my grandson, Dinesco?
I sent him to ask the neighbors for some sugar, but he hasn't come back.
Uh oh.
Hello. Yeah, I saw him. I told him I wasn't allowed to open the door.
Then he came back and said some drunk guy was chasing him. I wanted to let him
in, but when I opened the door, he was already gone.
Then where is he now? What do you mean? Where is he now? I don't know
where he went. He's your grand kid, Gertrude. I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry, but
I don't know. The whole situation's really creeping me out. So, so let's turn off all
All the lights in the house, huh?
Gee, gee, Chad.
I think they came from the kitchen.
Oh, you godmoods here.
Why is the balcony open?
Oh my goodness, Gigi.
That's better.
The power's been going out a lot lately.
some reason it's only happening in our bill.
Is somebody in here? I got to close that balcony door, even
though it doesn't matter because it was already open.
Hello?
Is somebody in my house?
Who just slid a note under the door?
You shouldn't have opened the door.
I didn't have a choice.
I told y'all Chad, when we opened that door
a demon died in here.
I told y'all.
I heard something coming from in here.
Who's in here?
Who's been in here?
I'll have you know, I got a Blinky on me.
Now I'm actually scared I need to find the candles
that put them around the apartment
so I can have some light.
Bro, we gotta call somebody.
We gotta do something.
I think there's candles somewhere in the cabinet,
the living room.
Bro, Chad, it's a, this is crazy.
Cabinet in the living room.
Candles, there's candles right there.
Chad, we're about to get jumped scared.
Seriously, prepare yourself, it's so over.
It is so over.
There's one, I'm, I know you all saw that somebody clip that right now, somebody clip that right now.
Who was that?
Somebody was at the door in the house.
Somebody's literally in the house.
Look, somebody's in the Kribski.
Right there.
Jump.
We're about to get jump scared.
Seriously, prepare yourself.
It's so over.
It is so over.
There's one.
I'm.
Look.
You can see something.
I'm going to jump.
I'm going to jump.
I'm going to jump.
I'm going to jump.
I'm going to jump.
I'm going to jump.
I'm going to jump.
You can see somebody silhouette at the door.
Who is that?
I know you.
Y'all seen it, didn't you? I know y'all seen it.
G.G.
Fine.
Let's get candles in literally every room in the house.
Every room.
There's another one.
There's another one.
Hello?
You're not putting one in here?
Hey, I'm not going to lie to y'all, Chad.
Well, then, Ma, I'll tell you what I'm saying.
Chad, the jump scare is about to be devious.
This game ain't got no business being this scary.
That's better.
Who is in my house?
Yo, I am actually petrified.
Can I go relight that candle?
Stop playing man.
Did the candle in here go out soon? No, it's good.
Chat, we should not have opened that door.
Did you really think we wouldn't find you? What do you mean?
Stop with that music.
Stop with that music.
Stop!
Why'd the balcony door just open?
Why'd the balcony door just open?
Yo, can we not just stay, look, we're on the second floor, third floor, something like
that.
There's a lot of snow on the ground.
Hear me out.
We just send it.
literally we're only on the third floor look there's snow piled up on all the
streets I bet there's a snow pile below us just swan ton bomb off the third floor
right of here
well yeah we are good
Imagine I didn't have the candles, wait where's the candle in here?
What is up with the ambiance right now?
What? What? What? What? What? What?
Stop! Stop!
HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!
What is going on?
Who are you?
That was Deniseka?
I've had enough.
I need to find a way to call my parents and tell them something's wrong here.
There are weirs going on here.
And tell them the landline's not working.
I think Dad's work phone's around here somewhere.
just now wanting to call our parents just now buddy we should have been done
that
yo W devs wow never mind your band they have the devs because there was a green
light there I thought they was showing me where the phone was gonna be and I
I opened the door and it's a it's a it's a passcode.
Denise got possessed.
I actually don't even know if Denise ever existed.
Maybe he was the demon all along.
There's a note up here.
Honey, if you need to get any of the documents
out of the safe, you'll have to figure out the code.
Here are the clues.
One, how many photos are there on the shelves
in this room?
Two, how many beds are there in our son's room?
Three, how many floor lamps are there in the living room?
Four, how many hand towels are hanging
on the wall in the kitchen?
Five, how many pictures are hanging in the bathroom?
Okay, first number is how many photos are on the shelves in this room that we're in.
One.
That's not a shelf.
one. No, one, two, three, four, four. First numbers four, Jack, gotta be there's three
on this one, one on this one. That's four. Okay, the second thing we have to figure
out how many beds are there in our son's room. So I'm assuming this is my room.
That's great, but there's...
I'm not going to watch that copy that.
That's like the worst jumps during the past couple of months at least.
That was bad. That was bad, bro.
That was like, that was bad.
Look at the clip.
That was the worst one in a minute. Oh my goodness, wow.
Type one if you died. That was a pad, dude.
Oh my goodness.
You'll appreciate that pink. Thank you, Pete, for a thousand bits.
Type one if you died badly.
I'm looking for a band who ever did this clip here particularly.
I don't feel good.
I don't feel good about it.
Bro, y'all put some slot clips in here.
I'm about to ban everybody. I don't feel good.
What's home so I'm heard
Here first number score Jack got to be there's three on this one one on this one. That's four
Okay, the second thing we have to figure out how many beds are there in our son's room.
So I'm assuming this is my room right now.
That's bad.
That is bad.
That is a bad jump scare.
That might be top 15.
That could be top 10. That was bad, man. That was like, that's like a top 3-1 this year.
That was really bad.
I'm assuming this is my room.
You know what that that was like the same genre of jump scare as a mentee's no joke.
That legitimately look like that that a mentee jump scare.
I didn't even got me pulling a hamster.
That is a full hamster post.
Dog!
I got bad PJs right now, not gonna lie.
I got bad PJs right now.
I don't feel good at all.
I'm sorry.
P.J.S.Post jump scare syndrome.
Dude, I don't feel good, bro.
Yo, Brayton with the five. Thank you.
That's a top three this year when I think I think that's like
Inevitably a top three this year when that that's so bad that just like ended my life
For
First number score chat gotta be there's three on this one one on this one that's four
Okay, I'm sleepy all of a sudden. It's like it put me to sleep. It's like it got me so bad like I can only sleep
have to figure out how many beds are there in our sons one so I'm assuming this is my
that had to have gotten some y'all like no joke. It had to.
There's no choice.
Lock in.
Lock in.
Golly.
W game though, that they got me.
All right.
Wait, what?
Okay, let me pull my screenshot back up
so I can figure out this puzzle.
Okay, the second, the first code was four,
I'll remember that first code before...
Whatever this one is is how many beds are in here. So that's just one.
So, four, one.
And then the third code is how many floor lamps are in the living room.
So, there's one.
Okay, there's two floor lamps in the living room.
So four one two.
The next one is how many towels are hanging on the wall in the kitchen.
So we're at four one two, right chat?
One, two.
How many towels are hanging on the wall in the kitchen?
Okay, that's only three, yes, four, one, two, three.
the last code? How many pictures are hanging in the bathroom? 4123. I don't see a single
picture hanging in here. Let's check the other bathroom. I am so scared. 41230. Okay. 41230,
Zero chat.
Four.
Scroll please, thank you.
How do I go next?
Okay, four, one, two, three, zero.
Perfect.
All right.
Pro-down.
Bad, Jack!
There it is.
Let's call our parents now.
What?
Oh, that's us dialing the number.
Let me go out on the balcony while we do this,
because that's the only place I can go safe.
Never mind. We don't have a signal.
It is so over.
Well, there goes that.
Now what do I do? Do we just leave? Let's just leave. I would rather take the risk on
just leaving, Chad. Not going long. What? That has to be a vision. That can't be real.
There's no way that's real.
What was that? Maybe I just imagined it.
We a hundred percent had to, but that can't be real.
Gross! Stop!
Bro, you cannot put two back-to-back bad ones that close.
That's against jump scare regulations.
You can't do that.
That is legitimately illegal.
Y'all remember I established the jump scare regulations a while back?
That is against the jump scare regulations.
You can't do that.
You cannot do that.
Bro, that carries a 25-year attempted murder sentence, by the way.
You drunk? This is all your fault? Where's my Daneyska?
You can't escape us.
This has to be a dream.
There's a clawhouse.
It's not a dream.
It's a dream.
It's a dream.
It's a dream.
It's a dream.
There's a claw hammer somewhere?
This has to be a dream chat, this cannot be real, no way.
He keeps his tools on a balcony.
Not that balcony cause it's blocked off.
Yo W game though for real, really good horror game.
This dev actually never misses, no joke.
Claw hammer.
the other balcony's blocked off. I'm jumping off the balcony. Yeah, that's what I was saying a
minute ago. We're only on the third floor and there's a bunch of snow outside, bro. We're living
that. Oh, you can move this. Yeah, I see the hammer. Hurry up. We got to get up out of here,
Chad. Quick. Please don't get me with another jumpscare. I can't handle a third one. You
Actually can't do a third one that is you can't do that to get your jump scare regulations
Right here
Oh my goodness GG why is the whole apartment door?
What is it?
Now is not the time to call it.
Hello?
Finally, mom, please.
You guys need to come home.
There's all kind of weird stuff happening here.
I'm scared.
What happened?
First, some kids showed up.
He said we should come home.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
first some kids showed up he said was from apartment 45 then his grandma came
looking for another man all real what the really weird stuff started happening
in the apartment wait what did he say yo mommy don't matter come home is what
I'm telling ya
who is that laughing
that is grandma that he and his grandma live in apartment 45 and then things
started getting really weird I tried to save it from the drunk guy in our
building but when I opened the door he was gone wait what drunk guy I don't know
mom some guy he scared me to even knock on our door and tell me to open it not
to open it for anyone we're calling a taxi right now stay home we'll be there
soon and you can tell me and dad everything okay please hurry lock the
door and don't open it for anyone. Mom, you don't understand it. It's too late for that.
What do you mean walk in and don't open it? It's compromised.
Now you got to be messed up. Forget this.
Is it that funny?
Look what you've done. I didn't do anything.
Check.
Girl, stop.
Is he laughing or crying? I can't.
If you're laughing it came to me that fun.
You got to stop him.
Oh my goodness man.
Oh my goodness dude.
Stop.
Lord have mercy man.
Oh, gee, man.
Why do you stop laughing?
Isn't that funny?
Oh, he cried!
Oh, there my mother.
I used to live in this building once in fact I used to live in your apartment wait seriously
He went a long time ago before your family moved in.
I lived there with my wife and our grandson.
His grandson was Dineska and he burned the house down
because he was drunk and killed Dineska.
That's remember what I said earlier,
Dineska was never there.
I was right.
Where your wife and grandson now,
There was an accident and it was all my fault.
Hey, come on, I'm sure it wasn't your fault.
You don't understand, there was a fire.
If I hadn't gotten drunk,
if I hadn't fallen asleep with a cigarette in my hand,
they'd still be alive.
My grandson, Deniseka, he was just a little kid
about your age.
He had his whole life ahead of him.
And my Ireena, the love of my life.
Bro, you need to chill, bro.
I'm not laughing at this situation, I'm just laughing at the tear.
Bro, it sound like you laughing.
What did you say your grandson's name was?
Deniseka?
When he came
When he came here tonight I opened the door to let him in I thought you were chasing him I was trying to save him from you
Okay, finally stopped. I
Tried to warn you today marks exactly two years since the fire at Denise good. I
I'm not gonna let you go.
I'm not gonna let you go.
I'm not gonna let you go.
I can't do this, bro.
Denise and Irina, their souls never found peace.
I knew they would come back.
That's what the books say.
What books?
about books about the afterlife my boy I started reading them after what happened
they say that the souls of those who died through no father-in-law return two
years after their death to try to take revenge on the one responsible and I've
been waiting for waiting for this day that's why he was warning us not to
open the door because he knew they'd be going to the apartment and he didn't
want us to get killed for what he did. Lowkey W man's for real.
That's why I kept telling you not to open the door for you when I
even slipped the note under your door. I knew they'd come look
it for me there in your apartment.
What? So they were ghosts?
They've been scaring me all night and they were your wife and grandson, but then what happened to them? Where are they now?
I don't know. I don't know, maybe they're still in there waiting for me, waiting for me to join them. What are you talking about? What do you mean join them?
I think I know how, but to do it, will you let me step into your apartment?
But I'm not supposed to let strangers in.
Wait, is he about to?
No, sir, don't be that.
I'm afraid that until I go in there, they won't leave your family alone, as long as
you still live in that apartment.
Well, we can just move out and say nobody can move in there.
Well, if you're telling the truth, then okay, but just so you know, my parents are already
on their way home.
Wait, sir.
Sir, you're not about to do what I think you're about to do, are you?
Sir.
The
Hey, where are you?
Sir?
That's really weird.
Did they take him?
He just disappeared.
They done took him.
Demon god.
Sir?
Where did he go?
R.I.P.?
I've done search every room. What do I got to do now?
Sir!
Hey, mister.
Say it with me, chat.
Game of the year.
That dev.
They got me with like a couple horrifically bad.
Top three jump scare of the year in this game too.
No joke.
Game of the year.
This dev legitimately doesn't miss.
That's such a good whore game.
There's no annoying stuff that you're confused about.
There's no just ridiculous puzzles.
Good scares, good atmosphere, just, just W game, man.
Actually W game, got him on a gear!
Dude, I'm still recovering from that jump scare.
Yeah, that was bad.
Game of the year.
That was a beauty.
Now you know what time it is, Chad.
It is time for us to go make some money.
Kiddy! Kiddy!
People, quit the kiddy!
No mail!
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
Yo Mac with the 50 and she's still just sitting up here.
I think she's tweaking about the new mousepad.
Yo Mac with the 50 gifted subs, Lord have mercy.
Give me some dubious for Mac with the 50 gifted.
Oh my goodness.
W Mac for real with the 50.
I appreciate that.
chat you know what time it is it is time for another episode of the stank draws
shores for sure you better lock in because it is time for another episode
Ladies and gentlemen, let's go!
Time to make up so much!
If you are not here in the
episode of Stanky Shores. If you are not here in the previous episode of Stanky Shores,
we have two new custom slides. We have Billy and we also have the Sky Tube that shoots
you all the way across the park and you land in a pool over there and the Billy leads you to this pool.
Also, we created the newest invention at the Stanky Shores. This is the Ocean Man. That's the name
of the slide. You can obviously tell why it's called the Ocean Man. If you get on the Ocean Man
it well it seems you to the ocean man you know what I mean I mean look look at
this just look at what the ocean man does okay that's not how it that's no
that's user error that's not how it works that's what happens when you get
in the ocean man perfectly safe let's go ahead reload cuz I don't feel like
walking all the way back
That is the uh that is can I
may look like that's not safe.
But it's.
The audio's bugged.
It's like I'm it's like I'm
underwater.
Okay, let's let's restart.
You should do one that goes straight down underwater then comes right back up.
Is that even possible I wonder?
So what was the goal of this episode?
What did I say in the last episode, Chap, that was the goal of this episode?
I need to hire people what we severe oh yeah also I spent $20,000 on this in
the last episode too you may be thinking what is that well it's this
I spent $20,000 on an unlimited duck gun.
I got it from Kmart. Yes, it was $20,000.
So now it has helped with advertising.
Hey, you to come to Stanky Shorts,
it comes with three ducks.
Okay, I'm done by that. I'm done.
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
25 shrimp with a five. Okay.
I was wanting to save up
because let's go and open up real quick.
The main thing that I want right now, look here, we severely need W. Nicole, by the way,
if you weren't here a couple episodes ago, she runs the lemonade stand, she is the goat.
The main thing that we need right now is we need somebody to run the hot dog stand
and somebody to run the popcorn stand severely need that, like really bad.
So what do I need to get for that?
Let me go look real quick.
What was I about to do?
was the hiring level up at chat? Park? No. Hiring level up all we need is one more
channel point and we're gonna hire either one or two employees so we never
have to worry about the concession stands again and then I think after that I
should do the laser. Watch out think about that. We'll save up for the laser
after the the hiring level up because the main thing that we need right now
I wish people to run the hot dog in the popcorn stand because me having to do that.
Hope you'll have a great day at the Stanky Shores.
Thank y'all so much for pulling up.
Thank you.
How you doing?
Y'all have yourself a great stay at the Stanky Shores today.
Thank y'all so much for being here.
I have a free duck.
There you go.
Thank you.
I'm done with that, my bad.
Oh, a rare one!
Wait, mine's rare too, ain't it, Chad? The queso duck is rare. Is that a moist critical duck?
Oh my goodness, ultra rare.
Oh my goodness, that's a moist critical duck. Where's my duck at?
I saw it earlier, or not earlier the other day.
How you doing Zariah? Take a dip! Thank you somebody went on a hot dog on that.
So you're gonna see pretty soon the Billy, the Ocean Man, and the the the the Skytube.
Well, that's one way to start off this episode of the Stanky Shores, what was that?
You're too tired for this, you know, Eric.
Did I just catch you complaining?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, did I just kick R.I.P.?
Cade?
You better be careful, that's a dangerous ball!
Lord have mercy, okay, that works, that works.
Yo, Nicole with the five, W. Nicole with the five.
Okay, y'all having a good day today?
How you doing, Louisa?
Take a dip, oh, you're going in anyway, my man.
You have a good, how you doing?
Let me take a dip, why don't you?
I thought she was going to go in the pool. I'm so sorry. I am. I am so sorry. Okay,
so look here. The sky tube might need to have a few adjustments. The thing, the sky
I too was supposed to- Did that come from the Billy?
Did that come from the Billy?
What was that?
Hey, whoever the- look at it!
Um, look here.
So the sky to right is supposed to let you land in this pool and the billy is supposed
to land you in this pool.
If you have good ability like right here, it's all user based.
So this guy right here, if he's good will land in this pool.
I designed it and tested it, it's FDA approved, watch.
That was so good. Oh my goodness. That is another thing. The sky tube actually has a fail safe technology to where if you overshoot the sky tube, you land in the ocean. But if you get it just right, see like right here. That should be good. That should be ocean.
ocean. You know what I mean?
Somebody's waiting on a hot dog.
Let me go handle that real quick.
Let me go have that hot dog real quick.
How you doing?
Is equal playing hot dog?
There you go.
Have yourself a good one.
Have yourself a good one is equal.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let me just more hot dogs real quick.
Excuse me.
I'm actually about to hire employees now.
Sad I'm about to hire him now
Hiring level up where was that at?
Ladies and gentlemen finally we have people to run the okay, we hiring wait
Refresh nobody here is a
You gotta be kidding me somebody hit the Billy
I think she's good. Oh my goodness. That looks bad. Okay. Let me go get some hot dogs. Let me go get some floaties
Refreshing it costs channel points to do that. I got I gotta wait hot dogs and float is gonna go restock these real quick
Hold up, all right
Add more decorations big dog big dog look here
We're getting the hiring situation under control first and then we'll worry about decorations. We barely got any money here
How you doing Pierce you want to play in hot dog?
There you go.
Have yourself a good one Pierce.
That's my mom's cat's name, by the way, Pierce.
Alright, there's two people hitting the Skytube.
Let's see how they do.
Lock in.
Skytube number one.
Oh, she's okay.
Who's next?
Okay, they're going to, somebody's hitting the Billy too.
Chat the custom slides or I smash it.
People love the custom slides.
Billy!
somebody must have like passed out from heat exhaustion on the other side of the
part because it couldn't have been that dude anonymous with the five oh it was
him stay with me Kareem stay with me Kareem stay with me Kareem stay with me
Kareem pull tight Kareem stay with me you good he's good like nothing and
happened by the way he is good somebody's panicking on the
guide board that is not good oh no oh my goodness gracious that is okay that's
good that is actually that generational turn cutter that's
unbelievable. Alright, we're good here. Oh yeah, let me let me uh I need to
refresh the what's it called so I can get employees. I just got here in Cates
killing people. Yeah, Kate is is you know, look, by the way, why has no one
done the ocean man today everybody's doing the Billy in the sky to which is
great don't get me wrong but nobody's done the ocean man like look somebody
else is in the sky to they must have heard that it's FDA approved so I see
the Billy to that's good form
That's not supposed to happen.
Are they okay?
That's a missing person report right there.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is a missing person report.
I have no idea where they just ended up.
That is a missing person report right there.
But the good thing about a missing person report is that they can't sue you.
you have a good one thank you so much sir you have your son I just see somebody
fault oh my mom just hit somebody never mind we're good is nobody gonna do the
ocean man today somebody please do the ocean man that is terrible for me right
there oh my goodness that was bad for him he's good though
Okay, I gotta do something about these slides.
Okay, I gotta do something about these slides.
So, I gotta do something. I gotta restart the granola bars too.
Oh my goodness, I just saw a meteor falling.
There you go, you're good to go.
Let me go get some more granola bars.
Excuse me!
Okay, hi y'all doing today.
Y'all doing good today. Thank y'all.
Excuse me.
Okay, hold on.
Chat I feel like look here we could readjust the Billy and the in the sky to and the ocean ocean man
100% safe, but
But here's the thing right chat. I feel like the Billy and the ocean man are user error like right here
Somebody's going down the look
Straight in the pool. Look at that. No in the ocean perfect. That's that's not user error right there. That's good
I don't know why Dima is it is it mopping these dirt spots like actually what is going on with Dima are we gonna have to have a
Talk with Dima somebody sit in the sky to
Yeah, somebody sit in the sky to look my mom just snapped some
Sky to
Let me go. What was I about to do? What was I about to do? Oh, yeah, I was going to go
mop up these dirt. Cade, we're already having enough problems today. Please take it easy
on the customers that are panicking. All right, Kaya, we have a professional here
to help you. It's gonna be okay. Excuse me. Let me get my mobs and steam. I won't do it.
You'll handle this real quick. I haven't seen anybody do the ocean man today.
Two chase with the five. Thank you.
Chad, we gotta have a conversation about Cade, Eric, Dima, everybody except we're like,
I mean, who are the unfireables?
My mom is unfireable.
Nicole is unfireable.
For now, oh, this pool is dirty.
How did this pool get dirty?
Nobody hit the sky tube, hold up.
Two chase with the five.
98% satisfaction.
98% satisfaction. So y'all see a bunch of stuff going on. You're like, oh man, you
know, people are getting hurt. People ain't getting hurt. There was one entry and it
was from dehydration. Okay, let me let me sleep real quick and wake up because that
refreshes the employee list so I don't have to burn a channel point on it.
Mop the dirt bro!
Shut up!
Okay, okay.
Do I feel like littering a video today?
Why not?
Jokes on you goobers, they're made out of fish food.
Jokes on you goobers, they're made out of fish food.
Yep.
Chat, let's look at the hiring tab.
$98 a day. That is crazy, crazy efficiency. Oh my goodness. Look at that efficiency.
Ladies and gentlemen, everybody welcome aboard the newest employee of the Stanky Shores Australia,
who is going to be running our hot dog stand.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got to hire one other to Australia.
Come here real quick.
Let me give you instructions.
Look at that.
Just absolutely splinting.
That's what I'm talking about.
Hey, Australia, how are you doing?
This is your coworker Nicole. She is absolutely the ghost so she will be somewhat of a supervisor
for you. All you got to do is just give him hot dogs. Okay. Thank you Australia. Our pay
is very good and I hope you enjoy working here. Thank you so much. Unfortunately, I
have to burn a channel point to refresh the store right now because nobody else is
there so wait what wait what what is this
wait what is this
I hahaha.
I read that.
Oh no.
This refresh.
I E V. Or Carolina.
Okay, between Ivy Carolina and J. Lonnie Carolina.
And I'm not talking about Virginia.
Um, okay, level two, okay, $94 a day, 181 efficiency, 100 precision, 194 endurance, 60 recovery
time.
What are y'all thinking there?
Maybe?
I don't know.
Okay, let's look at Ivy here.
Oh my goodness. Ivy clears in every single stat except movement speed and she has a lot
longer of recovery time. That is a pretty beefy run. She literally has over double the
recovery time of Carolina. I don't know about that. And then we have Jay Lonnie. Oh, it
It might be Jayline.
Two movement speed for Jayla.
Two chase with the 24 gift and W2 chase with the 24 gift and Ivy.
Hold it. All right, chat.
We're taking it to the board as members of the board of Stanky Shores,
which means y'all are members of the board.
You make business decisions here.
And if any lawsuit comes through, you are also liable for whatever that
As members of the board, we also overlooked the hiring process.
So who we hiring it's looking like Ivy.
So we have Carolina.
We got Ivy.
AKA.
We got IV aka I've ski and then we got who who else Jay Lonnie
That was actually relatively close, but Ivy looks like it's a clean sweep from Ivy.
thousand bits from sway. I don't have much time. They're on their way as we speak. Listen
guys, the Kmart hot dogs are so cheap because they're made from the casualties of the stuff.
Okay. Uh, uh, yo handle that. Somebody handle that quick. Yo, Stanky source hit man. How
are you allowing this to happen? What do I pay you for? Alright ladies and gentlemen, it is looking
like Ivy is our newest employee at the Stanky Shores. So now we have full concession stand staff.
Ivy, please come over to your station so I can give you instructions.
I'm going to go to the next
Sprint W I V.
All right. I have these are your
coworkers. Estrella and Nicole
Nicole's been here the longest. She's the goat. She's going to be kind of y'all supervisor.
You're also going to be on probation today, which means I'm just going to look at how quick you check people out and stuff.
So yeah, job simple popcorn, whatever sauce they want.
Right, so chat, we are now fully staffed at the very moment.
So now I can more so worry about everything else
and just like hanging out and restocking
vending machines and stuff.
Also, I feel like I should have two of these
because these sell out so fast.
What do y'all think on that?
I legitimately think I should have two
of the inflatable machines
because they literally sell out instantly every time.
So I think I'm about to do that real quick.
The next thing we're going to start saving up for now is the taser so we can get that top less done and then after that we'll do the loungers and then like tossing it after that.
Okay, let's get another floaty machine here.
Perfect.
Floaty machine.
Beautiful. That's gonna go right there. You love to see it.
Yo Eric come get this thing built for me real quick.
Put that in there.
Eric, hand it back for me, big doll. Eric!
I didn't say go repair a shower. I said you go build my vending machine, Eric!
Eric?
Eric, are we gonna have to have a conversation?
There we go.
Chad Eric's kind of been on the fritz for a minute. I'm not gonna lie. Let's open up everybody lock in
We don't have to worry about handling the vending machines for our the
The concession stands now check that's gonna take a big weight off. Let me right here
All right, let me get I was like it. Oh, yeah, another thing of these
perfect
You might as well do the repairs yourself all you got me next time
my back hurt and I can't really swing a hammer like if I try to you know I mean I can't do that.
The park's cooked and here's the thing the park isn't kind of a limbo stage right now.
We are mostly right now saving up points. I'd say like a couple episodes is when it's really
gonna start popping because we have a lot of open space but we're saving money and channel
points right now so that's gonna be good what is kade kade can you stop
What is he doing?
Okay, stop aura farming, man.
Oh, yeah, we gotta go.
I mean, Lord have mercy.
All right, we gotta observe Ivy in Australia today to make sure that they're doing good
the same thing we did with
Nicole. We're gonna time their
checkout time and we're gonna
write it down because they're
under probation for right now.
Yo, double kebab with the
five. This is the CEO of Amoeba
Fiva. Just let you know your
order of Amoebas was
delivered successfully. That
was supposed to be an email.
Our delivery guy was able to find you, but your co-owner, Cade, direct them to your store.
Cade is not the co-
Yo, Cade, did you stop or farming for a second?
I have a question for you.
Did we get a delivery today and you acted like you were the co-owner?
What are you doing, Cade?
Did you say you were the co-owner?
You're not the co-owner!
What is he doing?
Yo, that was supposed to be an E now, by the way.
I didn't order any brain eating amoebas.
Okay, is anybody going to get a hot dog or a popcorn
So I can observe the new employees today and make sure they're doing good
By the way, is anybody here to custom slot?
Yeah, somebody hit one of the custom slides that's good to see
It seems like it's been a minute since somebody's hit the ocean man. I want to see somebody hit the ocean man again
Okay, somebody's hitting the sky to first sky to with a day
Let's see all the sky tombs in today.
That is crazy form.
Oh my goodness.
Cade, stop or farming.
Somebody is panicking on the diving board.
What is he doing?
Stop flexing and help her.
and be gentle please. That actually wasn't bad at all. Wait, somebody got a hot dog and
I didn't get to observe it. Oh my goodness, man. Seriously, why is he just over farming
all day? What is he doing? Who's he feeling right today? Look at Nicole. Oh my goodness.
getting a call she is okay Ivy oh man that was quick oh my goodness that was
quick hey balky ray how you doing I want to apologize for the other day I
accidentally ran into you um that was that was my bad I did not mean to run
into you the other day. I'm glad you decided to come back again. I really appreciate you
for being here. Thank you. W galky ready for coming back. Who was that? What happened right
there? Okay, they good. I just saw two back to back messages. I'm in love with Kate as
Kate single. Y'all are like ridiculous, man. Okay, we have multiple things going
on in this pool. There's no way you're prioritizing the panic diver over the
Kade are you dead? Kade do drown it.
Why did he walk? Is he sentient? Wait is he? Wait is he actually sentient?
Why did he just walk in front of me? No he's gotta be sentient. Man that was bad for him. I'm not gonna lie.
He's got to be sent to you that was great for him man.
Jack Cade is not tough man no he is not.
What is that?
Oh he's invisible.
Okay we still haven't got the time Australia yet.
We know that IV is the goat, WIV.
now we have to that's a Billy hit that's a Billy hit that was a clean Billy hit I'm not gonna lie
okay here we go timing Australia never mind chat why is nobody hitting the ocean man
you got a problem
why did bro just walk up on me like that here we go
it's okay she is the slowest of the three but it was quick enough you know
what I mean. Look at this dude's bill. That is unbelievable. Okay. Is he seriously or farming
on the diving board again? I don't know. What is he doing? What is he doing today? Yo, somebody's
He's using that diving board, Cade!
I gotta re-stock the floaties again.
Oh my goodness, dude.
Somebody's hitting the sky tube.
Hold up, let me witness it.
They have a floatie on the sky tube.
That might affect their ability.
Welcome.
We have a sign in front of the
Billy that or the the sky too
that says you cannot go on here
with the floaty by the way.
Yo lawyers quickly get that
put in the fine print like now
like now it needs to be done but by the time this shift in it's like right now get it put
in get it put in that was purely what it don't you I swore
What is he doing?
That was a crazy jump, by the way.
Are you serious?
Brand new employees aren't here?
Oh, they're out of stuff.
They're coming right back.
Yo, W.
Australia.
Does she get the order off?
Okay, Australia's gone and I'm not gonna lie.
Now can Ivy get back here with a delivery?
How you doing, ma'am?
He's coming to help you.
Just one second.
There he is.
Yeah.
Saved by the glaze is actually out of hand, I can't do this, I'm out the fire this dude.
People are in here drowning up, you better get away from me, you better get away from me,
Kate, I swear I'm not in the mood. Wait, the cape glaze is legitimately out of hand.
I think people are drowning on purpose, just so they can guess that he's doing it again.
He's doing it again! What is he doing?
guess waited too long for an emanate on the coal on the coals on break okay
that's I can handle it for a minute I guess
I got you right here you have a good one Pierce thank you so much
BVL Bay is BVL Bay up in here okay the cold's back that's good chat nobody has hit the ocean
man in two shifts. Is there something wrong with it? Why is nobody hitting the ocean man?
It sucks. No, it does not. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, that is a man that looks like he
wants to go in the ocean. That's why you're the ocean man Pierce. Pierce hit the ocean
man. Pierce is hitting it. Pierce is hitting it. He's hitting it. He's hitting it. He's
hitting it. Don't be a Pierce. Pierce get ready to have the time of your life buddy.
SEND IT PEACE!
WOOOOO!
So clean. Oh my goodness. So clean looking time.
Absolutely no injuries today. Oh my goodness. 100% satisfaction.
Chat 100% satisfaction rate right there by the way.
By the way, that right there was what I like to call borderline picture perfect episode.
Actually, we have fully staffed now.
So now what we're going to start doing is saving for stuff for the actual park.
So this place is going to be unrecognizable soon enough.
That right there was a W episode chat.
No joke.
W episode and great shrink and I love y'all man.
Hey, pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Pre-sets all the gift to subs, doughnose, bits, follows, and of course I'll pre-sort
y'all for this hanging out. Hey, you're gonna have a good rest y'all tonight,
have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen. Love you tonight.
Peace out y'all.