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Hey, cheers."}, {"start": 133.0, "end": 141.0, "text": " Oh, yeah, that's good. That's that Agua. 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I got"}, {"start": 303.96000000000004, "end": 307.26, "text": " you. You kind of sold a"}, {"start": 307.26, "end": 307.3, "text": " birthday, Jenny. Chat. Tell"}, {"start": 313.54, "end": 317.58000000000004, "text": " this? Hey, case. 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putting in here?"}, {"start": 1699.46, "end": 1701.02, "text": " You know that's a lie."}, {"start": 1701.02, "end": 1706.54, "text": " Yo mom, you're on dead ice here."}, {"start": 1706.54, "end": 1708.54, "text": " You're absolutely disgusting to all mine."}, {"start": 1708.54, "end": 1710.54, "text": " It's not vodka."}, {"start": 1710.54, "end": 1711.54, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1711.54, "end": 1714.54, "text": " Bro, I said I'm sorry, dude."}, {"start": 1714.54, "end": 1715.54, "text": " God leave."}, {"start": 1715.54, "end": 1718.54, "text": " Can I not broke my bag, man?"}, {"start": 1718.54, "end": 1722.54, "text": " I saved my fault."}, {"start": 1728.54, "end": 1731.54, "text": " Okay, Ben, appreciate that Jedi."}, {"start": 1731.54, "end": 1736.54, "text": " By the way, how are y'all putting gifts in the chat?"}, {"start": 1736.54, "end": 1738.54, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 1738.54, "end": 1755.78, "text": " Where y'all get these emos from?"}, {"start": 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preset that spores off of that W spores, thank you."}, {"start": 1834.1000000000001, "end": 1840.1000000000001, "text": " Chad, y'all better be careful, somebody's gonna put some crazy in here, I'ma get bangin'."}, {"start": 1840.1000000000001, "end": 1845.1000000000001, "text": " Y'all better have, you better not put no bunchy gifts in here."}, {"start": 1845.1000000000001, "end": 1852.1000000000001, "text": " Oh, you have to be a tier two sub? Wait, what?"}, {"start": 1852.1000000000001, "end": 1859.1000000000001, "text": " The yaw here gets straight scammed."}, {"start": 1859.1000000000001, "end": 1861.1000000000001, "text": " get straight scammed."}, {"start": 1861.1000000000001, "end": 1863.1000000000001, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 1863.1000000000001, "end": 1865.1000000000001, "text": " Tier toots!"}, {"start": 1865.1000000000001, "end": 1867.1000000000001, "text": " Music"}, {"start": 1867.1000000000001, "end": 1869.1000000000001, "text": " Music"}, {"start": 1869.1000000000001, "end": 1871.1000000000001, "text": " Music"}, {"start": 1871.1000000000001, "end": 1873.1000000000001, "text": " Music"}, {"start": 1873.1000000000001, "end": 1875.1000000000001, "text": " Music"}, {"start": 1875.1000000000001, "end": 1877.1000000000001, "text": " Music"}, {"start": 1877.1000000000001, "end": 1879.1000000000001, "text": " Music"}, {"start": 1879.1000000000001, "end": 1881.1000000000001, "text": " Music"}, {"start": 1881.1000000000001, "end": 1883.1000000000001, "text": " Music"}, {"start": 1883.1000000000001, "end": 1885.1000000000001, "text": " Music"}, {"start": 1885.1000000000001, "end": 1887.1000000000001, "text": " Music"}, {"start": 1887.1000000000001, "end": 1889.9, "text": " Oh god I need levity. I came back though."}, {"start": 1895.42, "end": 1896.22, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 1904.8600000000001, "end": 1913.5000000000002, "text": " Your case had a very vivid dream. I sent you a chat with Bips and you read it on stream. It was so vivid that I downloaded Twitch and paid money to chat with Bips."}, {"start": 1913.5, "end": 1919.56, "text": " Hey, your dream came true. W the worst. Thank you. I'm not calling you the worst. That's actually your name W the worst"}, {"start": 1921.86, "end": 1923.86, "text": " Okay, see this song"}, {"start": 1924.18, "end": 1926.18, "text": " What was that gift?"}, {"start": 1927.02, "end": 1929.46, "text": " That's wholesome. I'm not gonna lie. I like that"}, {"start": 1930.94, "end": 1932.94, "text": " That that's wholesome. I like that"}, {"start": 1935.58, "end": 1939.9, "text": " Yeah, I'm skipping this you don't lost your mind song was good. I'm out of there"}, {"start": 1943.5, "end": 1944.5, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 1944.5, "end": 1946.5, "text": " Did you run out of games to play?"}, {"start": 1946.5, "end": 1948.5, "text": " I'm 32 minutes into the stream."}, {"start": 1948.5, "end": 1951.5, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 1951.5, "end": 1953.5, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 1953.5, "end": 1955.5, "text": " Did you run out of games to play?"}, {"start": 1955.5, "end": 1957.5, "text": " Shut up, nerd."}, {"start": 1957.5, "end": 1960.5, "text": " No, I didn't."}, {"start": 1960.5, "end": 1963.5, "text": " Get him, you idiot."}, {"start": 1963.5, "end": 1965.5, "text": " You'll start with the five."}, {"start": 1965.5, "end": 1967.5, "text": " I'm not going to get him."}, {"start": 1967.5, "end": 1969.5, "text": " I'm not going to get him."}, {"start": 1969.5, "end": 1971.5, "text": " I'm not going to get him."}, {"start": 1971.5, "end": 1973.1, "text": " Yo, start with the fire!"}, {"start": 1976.8, "end": 1978.0, "text": " What was that? Hold up!"}, {"start": 1983.4, "end": 1984.2, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 1989.1, "end": 1989.9, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 1994.7, "end": 1995.4, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 1998.1, "end": 1999.6, "text": " Start with the fire!"}, {"start": 2001.5, "end": 2003.5, "text": " Chad, why is everybody..."}, {"start": 2003.5, "end": 2007.5, "text": " Yo, everybody's putting gifts in the Chad!"}, {"start": 2010.5, "end": 2015.5, "text": " Oh, bro, what's up with these bro? Give me the bar bag."}, {"start": 2020.5, "end": 2022.5, "text": " I like that right there."}, {"start": 2023.5, "end": 2025.5, "text": " It's giving back rooms."}, {"start": 2025.5, "end": 2027.5, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 2031.5, "end": 2038.5, "text": " This is stupid."}, {"start": 2038.5, "end": 2053.5, "text": " Bro, what's going on, man?"}, {"start": 2053.5, "end": 2055.5, "text": " You stupid..."}, {"start": 2058.26, "end": 2060.26, "text": " Bro, what's going on?"}, {"start": 2060.26, "end": 2062.26, "text": " Oh man!"}, {"start": 2062.26, "end": 2064.26, "text": " Not the Spongebob!"}, {"start": 2071.26, "end": 2073.26, "text": " Tch!"}, {"start": 2083.5, "end": 2093.9, "text": " There this is stupid!"}, {"start": 2093.9, "end": 2094.9, "text": " Lady Demetraque?"}, {"start": 2094.9, "end": 2095.9, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 2095.9, "end": 2096.9, "text": " Ocean with the fire!"}, {"start": 2096.9, "end": 2097.9, "text": " Oh my..."}, {"start": 2097.9, "end": 2098.9, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 2098.9, "end": 2100.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2103.86, "end": 2105.86, "text": " Ocean with the fire oh"}, {"start": 2128.9, "end": 2134.82, "text": " What I'm addicted I'm doom-scrolling in Twitch chat."}, {"start": 2134.82, "end": 2138.54, "text": " Chat I'm doom-scrolling in Twitch chat."}, {"start": 2138.54, "end": 2140.34, "text": " It's bad out here."}, {"start": 2140.34, "end": 2142.86, "text": " I'm here doom-scrolling."}, {"start": 2142.86, "end": 2145.38, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 2145.38, "end": 2151.5, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 2151.5, "end": 2154.94, "text": " Is this new?"}, {"start": 2154.94, "end": 2158.2200000000003, "text": " Yeah, I think it is."}, {"start": 2158.2200000000003, "end": 2160.2200000000003, "text": " He said this could be really bad Loki."}, {"start": 2160.2200000000003, "end": 2161.2200000000003, "text": " Yeah, it could."}, {"start": 2165.2200000000003, "end": 2167.2200000000003, "text": " Some loud in my ear!"}, {"start": 2173.2200000000003, "end": 2175.2200000000003, "text": " Where are my gift sets?"}, {"start": 2181.2200000000003, "end": 2183.2200000000003, "text": " Oh, Wendy's meal."}, {"start": 2183.2200000000003, "end": 2188.2200000000003, "text": " What on this point?"}, {"start": 2188.2200000000003, "end": 2193.2200000000003, "text": " No, why is it auto scrolling?"}, {"start": 2193.2200000000003, "end": 2201.2200000000003, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 2201.2200000000003, "end": 2220.6000000000004, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's Chris."}, {"start": 2220.6000000000004, "end": 2221.6000000000004, "text": " Oh my goodness, Chris."}, {"start": 2221.6000000000004, "end": 2222.6000000000004, "text": " No, go back!"}, {"start": 2222.6000000000004, "end": 2223.6000000000004, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2223.6000000000004, "end": 2224.6000000000004, "text": " What is your\u2014"}, {"start": 2224.6, "end": 2225.6, "text": " You just..."}, {"start": 2239.8399999999997, "end": 2240.8399999999997, "text": " Shut up, dude!"}, {"start": 2240.8399999999997, "end": 2241.8399999999997, "text": " I'm scrolling!"}, {"start": 2241.84, "end": 2248.84, "text": " Yo, this is STUPID!"}, {"start": 2248.84, "end": 2259.84, "text": " Yo, your band, TJ."}, {"start": 2259.84, "end": 2267.84, "text": " Yo, mods, get TJ out of here right now."}, {"start": 2267.84, "end": 2269.84, "text": " Why am I scrolling?"}, {"start": 2269.84, "end": 2271.2400000000002, "text": " Yo, Patrick got most?"}, {"start": 2271.2400000000002, "end": 2273.7400000000002, "text": " I don't see my 10 Patrick Gills."}, {"start": 2273.7400000000002, "end": 2278.7400000000002, "text": " Yo, mindless with the five and JF with the five."}, {"start": 2280.44, "end": 2281.44, "text": " Handsome Squidward."}, {"start": 2285.2400000000002, "end": 2286.08, "text": " He got some dong."}, {"start": 2286.08, "end": 2287.28, "text": " Hold on, I'm gonna be done."}, {"start": 2287.28, "end": 2288.98, "text": " Five more scrolls, Chad, hold up."}, {"start": 2297.88, "end": 2298.7200000000003, "text": " Leon?"}, {"start": 2299.84, "end": 2306.84, "text": " No, that was Leon bro. Why does he keep auto scrolling? It's not caught up, Arthur"}, {"start": 2316.08, "end": 2318.08, "text": " I'm almost done scrolling"}, {"start": 2327.2400000000002, "end": 2329.2400000000002, "text": " What was that what was that"}, {"start": 2329.84, "end": 2333.28, "text": " Oh, Leo, bro, stop it."}, {"start": 2333.28, "end": 2337.84, "text": " Keeps auto-scrolling on my leo-on and my Chris."}, {"start": 2344.84, "end": 2347.84, "text": " Dude, dude, this is stupid."}, {"start": 2350.84, "end": 2355.84, "text": " Bro, this is stupid, bro."}, {"start": 2355.84, "end": 2357.84, "text": " Hold on a second, I'm almost done."}, {"start": 2357.84, "end": 2361.84, "text": " Yo, yo, boys, get teach out of here, sister, get teach out of here, get teach out of here, uh-uh."}, {"start": 2374.84, "end": 2376.84, "text": " Tell him I'm addicted? I can't stop-"}, {"start": 2376.84, "end": 2378.84, "text": " Where'd my guilt sad?"}, {"start": 2381.84, "end": 2384.84, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's butt naked Patrick."}, {"start": 2387.84, "end": 2394.84, "text": " I'm going to do this all day."}, {"start": 2394.84, "end": 2399.84, "text": " Forget playing video game."}, {"start": 2399.84, "end": 2402.84, "text": " It's free right here."}, {"start": 2402.84, "end": 2403.84, "text": " Leonora."}, {"start": 2403.84, "end": 2404.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2404.84, "end": 2407.84, "text": " Yeah, you're bad."}, {"start": 2407.84, "end": 2409.84, "text": " Arthur!"}, {"start": 2409.84, "end": 2411.84, "text": " Chris!"}, {"start": 2411.84, "end": 2413.84, "text": " He's smoking a cigarette."}, {"start": 2413.84, "end": 2416.84, "text": " I need a cigarette."}, {"start": 2416.84, "end": 2423.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2423.84, "end": 2430.84, "text": " Yo, why this Patrick got so much motion?"}, {"start": 2430.84, "end": 2437.84, "text": " Okay, Rob, you're a mod, by the way."}, {"start": 2437.84, "end": 2442.84, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 2442.84, "end": 2443.84, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 2451.6400000000003, "end": 2452.84, "text": " That's so stupid."}, {"start": 2452.84, "end": 2454.44, "text": " Yo, this is the best thing ever."}, {"start": 2455.54, "end": 2457.34, "text": " Wait, chat, this is the best thing ever."}, {"start": 2457.34, "end": 2458.2400000000002, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 2460.2400000000002, "end": 2461.44, "text": " This is a good update."}, {"start": 2461.44, "end": 2462.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 2462.2400000000002, "end": 2463.04, "text": " This one will say a lot."}, {"start": 2463.04, "end": 2464.7400000000002, "text": " What's called it for the first time?"}, {"start": 2467.84, "end": 2469.2400000000002, "text": " That is insane."}, {"start": 2469.2400000000002, "end": 2470.44, "text": " Me and Chris, by the way."}, {"start": 2470.44, "end": 2470.7400000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2470.7400000000002, "end": 2471.84, "text": " I'm playing, huh?"}, {"start": 2471.84, "end": 2472.84, "text": " My phone."}, {"start": 2476.84, "end": 2477.84, "text": " Leon."}, {"start": 2478.84, "end": 2480.84, "text": " Or a... oh my goodness, or a..."}, {"start": 2487.84, "end": 2489.84, "text": " Hold on, Chaff, five more scrolls and I'm done."}, {"start": 2492.84, "end": 2495.84, "text": " Arthur and Lenny, R-I-P, Lenny, Jen and Arthur."}, {"start": 2501.84, "end": 2508.84, "text": " I don't care, three more skulls and I'm dead, three more skulls and I'm done."}, {"start": 2508.84, "end": 2512.84, "text": " Yo, I'm about to pay everybody, bro."}, {"start": 2512.84, "end": 2517.84, "text": " Oram, oh my goodness, Oram."}, {"start": 2517.84, "end": 2524.84, "text": " Yo, somebody put that up, Charles, and I could..."}, {"start": 2524.84, "end": 2526.84, "text": " What the hell is that c-"}, {"start": 2545.84, "end": 2548.84, "text": " Jack, two more spells, two more spells, two more spells, two more spells."}, {"start": 2548.84, "end": 2555.84, "text": " Okay, the glaze is insane. I'm excited for the game too, but Lord have mercy. That is insane glaze. I've never been with this during my life."}, {"start": 2555.84, "end": 2559.84, "text": " You got a GTA 6 gift at the ready. That is insane."}, {"start": 2566.84, "end": 2570.84, "text": " Call with the five! One more skull, champ! One more skull! One more skull!"}, {"start": 2578.84, "end": 2585.84, "text": " Hey, one more straw."}, {"start": 2585.84, "end": 2588.84, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 2588.84, "end": 2598.84, "text": " Oh, no, this song is too scary, oh my goodness, what are you telling me?"}, {"start": 2598.84, "end": 2604.84, "text": " No, save the kitty!"}, {"start": 2604.84, "end": 2615.84, "text": " What you mean addiction is a disease I'm not a dick you two."}, {"start": 2615.84, "end": 2628.84, "text": " Oh I kill you."}, {"start": 2628.84, "end": 2635.84, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 2635.84, "end": 2639.84, "text": " Oh, boy!"}, {"start": 2639.84, "end": 2644.84, "text": " I got a bonus!"}, {"start": 2644.84, "end": 2649.84, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 2649.84, "end": 2652.84, "text": " Well, last spell for real, hold on."}, {"start": 2652.84, "end": 2654.1600000000003, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 2654.1600000000003, "end": 2655.88, "text": " Well, what you mean two hours later?"}, {"start": 2655.88, "end": 2657.52, "text": " I've been scrolling for two minutes."}, {"start": 2664.84, "end": 2666.7200000000003, "text": " You're a priest at that clock, W-Clock."}, {"start": 2676.1600000000003, "end": 2678.4, "text": " Did I manually scroll this too much ever?"}, {"start": 2678.4, "end": 2680.1200000000003, "text": " Who wants a job as being my scroller?"}, {"start": 2682.84, "end": 2684.84, "text": " Yo Tyler with the fire"}, {"start": 2688.34, "end": 2690.34, "text": " What was that"}, {"start": 2694.1600000000003, "end": 2699.6200000000003, "text": " I'm almost done. I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious five more scrolls. That's it"}, {"start": 2705.52, "end": 2707.52, "text": " Okay your band yeah your band"}, {"start": 2707.52, "end": 2725.2, "text": " I need you to drive me to Taco Bell I'm almost done"}, {"start": 2725.2000000000003, "end": 2730.2000000000003, "text": " Why not say you're me?"}, {"start": 2730.2000000000003, "end": 2735.2000000000003, "text": " Oh, because I asked a question a minute ago."}, {"start": 2735.2000000000003, "end": 2740.2000000000003, "text": " Let me end it on a good one."}, {"start": 2740.2000000000003, "end": 2745.2000000000003, "text": " That's a good one."}, {"start": 2745.2000000000003, "end": 2750.2000000000003, "text": " That's a good one right there."}, {"start": 2750.2000000000003, "end": 2762.2000000000003, "text": " Hey, that's a dangerous feature chat. I'm not going to lie to y'all chat. That's a dangerous feature, dude. I'm about to just be a gift reaction in the chat streamer."}, {"start": 2762.2000000000003, "end": 2781.0800000000004, "text": " Can you read my bits please? Your name is Stankfong King Kong. I guess."}, {"start": 2792.2000000000003, "end": 2807.4800000000005, "text": " I'm trying to find these bids you're gonna tell me to read these bits five thousand times I can't find it"}, {"start": 2814.44, "end": 2815.9600000000005, "text": " mods bear everybody in here"}, {"start": 2815.96, "end": 2824.76, "text": " I did a special nail set dedicated to you and Kitty last Christmas when I've been in"}, {"start": 2824.76, "end": 2825.76, "text": " band for like nine months."}, {"start": 2825.76, "end": 2828.76, "text": " It's the only way I can show it to you."}, {"start": 2828.76, "end": 2831.0, "text": " Your other account got banned for nine months."}, {"start": 2831.0, "end": 2834.0, "text": " What did you do?"}, {"start": 2834.0, "end": 2842.0, "text": " You'll have your 21st birthday Kennedy."}, {"start": 2842.0, "end": 2844.6, "text": " Tell Kennedy happy 21st birthday."}, {"start": 2844.6, "end": 2845.96, "text": " 21st birthday, Kennedy."}, {"start": 2853.36, "end": 2854.52, "text": " What's your name on there?"}, {"start": 2855.96, "end": 2856.36, "text": " Stay."}, {"start": 2858.36, "end": 2860.3199999999997, "text": " You're jostling with 500 bits."}, {"start": 2860.52, "end": 2866.72, "text": " Hey, guys, I just passed the NCLEX cap and officially became a registered nurse."}, {"start": 2866.72, "end": 2868.0, "text": " I had your strings playing in the background."}, {"start": 2868.0, "end": 2869.2, "text": " It's hard time I was studying."}, {"start": 2869.52, "end": 2872.2, "text": " So we were a part of my NCLEX journey."}, {"start": 2872.2, "end": 2874.04, "text": " Thanks for helping me entertain through all the stress."}, {"start": 2874.04, "end": 2877.08, "text": " That's actually dope. Congratulations."}, {"start": 2877.08, "end": 2878.92, "text": " That's actually dope."}, {"start": 2878.92, "end": 2882.2799999999997, "text": " W Jocelyn, that is cool right there."}, {"start": 2886.12, "end": 2888.36, "text": " Yo, that's cool. Sock W. Sock. Thank you."}, {"start": 2891.56, "end": 2893.4, "text": " Hey, Kate. So you're playing the fishing game today?"}, {"start": 2893.4, "end": 2894.84, "text": " If so, put it all on black."}, {"start": 2894.84, "end": 2897.2, "text": " If it doesn't hit them ban me, I'm going to remember that."}, {"start": 2898.56, "end": 2900.52, "text": " Hey, Kate, my roommate Willow moved out today."}, {"start": 2900.52, "end": 2901.96, "text": " We've lived together for four years."}, {"start": 2901.96, "end": 2903.2, "text": " We've watched your strings live together."}, {"start": 2903.2000000000003, "end": 2908.92, "text": " Can you tell willow that lord miss her and it's gonna destroy her and online who know next week? Yo, Lauren"}, {"start": 2908.92, "end": 2914.84, "text": " I mean, I'm not my own reset your willow. Lauren says she misses you and you're gonna get destroyed and all night"}, {"start": 2914.84, "end": 2916.84, "text": " Oh, no next week. You're cooked"}, {"start": 2924.2400000000002, "end": 2929.84, "text": " I've actually never had a water burger I do want to try it. I've never had water burger. That is water burger good"}, {"start": 2933.2000000000003, "end": 2938.2000000000003, "text": " Why y'all hate?"}, {"start": 2938.2000000000003, "end": 2940.2000000000003, "text": " It's me, it's me."}, {"start": 2940.2000000000003, "end": 2943.2000000000003, "text": " Tell y'all to be hatein'."}, {"start": 2943.2000000000003, "end": 2946.2000000000003, "text": " Is there any water burgers at Arkansas?"}, {"start": 2976.2000000000003, "end": 2981.2000000000003, "text": " They say it's good, but I don't know."}, {"start": 2983.2000000000003, "end": 2988.2000000000003, "text": " Me, they don't try for myself. I'm about to die."}, {"start": 2989.2000000000003, "end": 2994.2000000000003, "text": " And have some fries, maybe a pie."}, {"start": 2995.2000000000003, "end": 3000.2000000000003, "text": " But I'm better, but I'm better. I'm about to die."}, {"start": 3000.2000000000003, "end": 3013.6800000000003, "text": " My fault. Lock in, Chad. We are continuing how to fish. Type 1, if you were here yesterday,"}, {"start": 3013.6800000000003, "end": 3019.0000000000005, "text": " that game was so fun. I actually got to progress the game. Chad, I can't stay there gambling"}, {"start": 3019.0000000000005, "end": 3024.92, "text": " in that casino all day. I actually got to progress the game. I'm low key crunk to"}, {"start": 3024.92, "end": 3028.76, "text": " play though. This game was so fun. Y'all think I can beat it today? I think I probably"}, {"start": 3028.76, "end": 3030.6400000000003, "text": " They can't, right?"}, {"start": 3030.6400000000003, "end": 3031.48, "text": " Tell them about some-"}, {"start": 3031.48, "end": 3032.32, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 3034.4, "end": 3035.2400000000002, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 3037.5800000000004, "end": 3038.5200000000004, "text": " Lock in, Chad."}, {"start": 3038.5200000000004, "end": 3039.84, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 3039.84, "end": 3043.6000000000004, "text": " We are continuing how to fish."}, {"start": 3043.6000000000004, "end": 3045.92, "text": " This game was straight cinema yesterday."}, {"start": 3045.92, "end": 3048.8, "text": " I've been crunked to play it ever since."}, {"start": 3048.8, "end": 3050.4, "text": " Lock in, Chad."}, {"start": 3050.4, "end": 3053.8, "text": " We about to catch us some fish."}, {"start": 3054.76, "end": 3056.0800000000004, "text": " Lock in it, baby!"}, {"start": 3056.08, "end": 3060.08, "text": " Hey, we're about to go fishing."}, {"start": 3206.08, "end": 3218.08, "text": " We don't ready to go fishing."}, {"start": 3218.08, "end": 3219.08, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 3219.08, "end": 3222.08, "text": " We don't ready to go fishing."}, {"start": 3222.08, "end": 3232.08, "text": " Everybody get in the boat, we gonna go fishing."}, {"start": 3232.08, "end": 3235.08, "text": " Everybody load up, we gonna go fishing."}, {"start": 3235.08, "end": 3237.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3239.84, "end": 3241.84, "text": " Look here"}, {"start": 3245.6, "end": 3249.68, "text": " Look here if you were not here yesterday"}, {"start": 3252.56, "end": 3255.2, "text": " We started this game it's called how to fish"}, {"start": 3256.0, "end": 3259.44, "text": " It's pretty much where you're stuck in the middle of the ocean on a boat"}, {"start": 3259.44, "end": 3265.06, "text": " You go to different islands and you try to catch crazy fish and other creatures to upgrade your weapons"}, {"start": 3265.08, "end": 3270.04, "text": " and you do boss fights yesterday. This is the last Ivan we ended up on. There's a casino"}, {"start": 3270.04, "end": 3276.7599999999998, "text": " here and I killed a boss. We need to kill that same boss again so I can trigger another"}, {"start": 3276.7599999999998, "end": 3282.36, "text": " boss, which is a giant seagull so I can kill it dead because that's just what we got"}, {"start": 3282.36, "end": 3291.44, "text": " to do. Should I do it now? Yo, baked bean with the five. Thank you. Yo, wallflower"}, {"start": 3291.44, "end": 3294.28, "text": " but with the 5,000 bids."}, {"start": 3294.28, "end": 3296.2400000000002, "text": " Hey, case my 72-year-old mom, Cheryl,"}, {"start": 3296.2400000000002, "end": 3297.68, "text": " got booked off for worse last night."}, {"start": 3297.68, "end": 3300.04, "text": " She fractured her hip, handed, has two brain bleeds."}, {"start": 3300.04, "end": 3302.06, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 3302.06, "end": 3304.96, "text": " She's doing good and has been moved to a rehab facility."}, {"start": 3304.96, "end": 3306.32, "text": " Could you give her some words of encouragement"}, {"start": 3306.32, "end": 3307.16, "text": " for recovery?"}, {"start": 3307.16, "end": 3308.32, "text": " Yo, that's crazy."}, {"start": 3308.32, "end": 3311.06, "text": " Yo, Cheryl, hope you get better soon."}, {"start": 3311.06, "end": 3313.7200000000003, "text": " Yo, W, Cheryl, though, that's crazy."}, {"start": 3313.7200000000003, "end": 3315.64, "text": " I just ate that and already doing better."}, {"start": 3315.64, "end": 3318.0, "text": " W, Cheryl, for real, get better soon, Cheryl."}, {"start": 3318.0, "end": 3318.84, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3319.76, "end": 3320.88, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3320.88, "end": 3322.92, "text": " So what is the first thing we should do today?"}, {"start": 3322.92, "end": 3325.6800000000003, "text": " First thing, I need to catch up fish"}, {"start": 3325.6800000000003, "end": 3328.36, "text": " because we need food right now and help"}, {"start": 3328.36, "end": 3329.6800000000003, "text": " because we're looking low."}, {"start": 3329.6800000000003, "end": 3332.0, "text": " Let me buy this bait real quick."}, {"start": 3332.0, "end": 3332.84, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3335.6, "end": 3339.0, "text": " Check, super rare first fish of the day, who's with me?"}, {"start": 3339.0, "end": 3339.84, "text": " Send it!"}, {"start": 3343.48, "end": 3345.88, "text": " I got a hamster there, what's that name her?"}, {"start": 3345.88, "end": 3346.7200000000003, "text": " JoLeen."}, {"start": 3349.6800000000003, "end": 3350.6400000000003, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 3350.64, "end": 3352.64, "text": " Ultra rare first fish of the day"}, {"start": 3354.7999999999997, "end": 3358.96, "text": " No, what is that? What is that quick stop?"}, {"start": 3360.96, "end": 3362.96, "text": " I'm terrible chat I'm terrible. Oh"}, {"start": 3363.96, "end": 3366.8799999999997, "text": " My goodness chat. I'm tough. It's gone. Oh, it's gone"}, {"start": 3368.52, "end": 3372.7799999999997, "text": " That's first fish of the day. I'm just getting warmed up. Everybody relax. It's okay"}, {"start": 3372.78, "end": 3374.78, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3381.34, "end": 3383.34, "text": " Just use the Mac. Oh"}, {"start": 3384.38, "end": 3386.9, "text": " My aim is not there today chat. It's over"}, {"start": 3394.82, "end": 3396.82, "text": " Clean"}, {"start": 3397.1000000000004, "end": 3399.1000000000004, "text": " Clean cook this and eat it"}, {"start": 3399.1, "end": 3410.94, "text": " Okay, before we do the boss, should we gamble the fish?"}, {"start": 3410.94, "end": 3417.22, "text": " Okay, I'll catch all the deal."}, {"start": 3417.22, "end": 3419.54, "text": " No matter what I catch here, I'm gonna gamble it."}, {"start": 3419.54, "end": 3422.9, "text": " No matter if it's $10,000, I'll gamble it."}, {"start": 3422.9, "end": 3427.7400000000002, "text": " And then we're doing the boss and going to the next time"}, {"start": 3433.7400000000002, "end": 3436.94, "text": " Got one same thing we're gonna gamble it though"}, {"start": 3441.52, "end": 3444.06, "text": " No, I didn't mean to know I still got a quiz"}, {"start": 3448.58, "end": 3452.48, "text": " Suppressor for the Mac is go did try to get the suppressor chat how much you call"}, {"start": 3452.9, "end": 3459.14, "text": " What are we putting this on put it on black send it"}, {"start": 3469.06, "end": 3475.04, "text": " You know to that guy that earlier said put whatever you get on black if not ban me your time has come get that dude out of here"}, {"start": 3478.14, "end": 3480.14, "text": " Wait, let me keep the weapon upgrades again"}, {"start": 3482.9, "end": 3489.9, "text": " Should I upgrade to Mad Ski some more?"}, {"start": 3489.9, "end": 3507.9, "text": " I did it!"}, {"start": 3507.9, "end": 3509.9, "text": " Was it a mistake?"}, {"start": 3510.1800000000003, "end": 3516.48, "text": " Maybe but it's fine chat. We have good opportunity to catch good fish here. So we'll just make it right back"}, {"start": 3520.8, "end": 3522.8, "text": " See now I need"}, {"start": 3539.9, "end": 3554.6600000000003, "text": " I am devastated beyond human comprehension."}, {"start": 3554.6600000000003, "end": 3562.58, "text": " I am devastated beyond human comprehension, Chad, I swear I am."}, {"start": 3562.58, "end": 3569.58, "text": " Oh, that's worth a lot of money right there."}, {"start": 3569.58, "end": 3575.58, "text": " Oh, that's gonna be worth a pretty penny."}, {"start": 3575.58, "end": 3578.58, "text": " I'm gonna sell this one just so we get some money back, yeah, we're gonna get on the"}, {"start": 3578.58, "end": 3579.58, "text": " next thing we get."}, {"start": 3579.58, "end": 3580.58, "text": " Open up!"}, {"start": 3580.58, "end": 3581.58, "text": " Winnie!"}, {"start": 3581.58, "end": 3582.58, "text": " Another one."}, {"start": 3582.58, "end": 3603.12, "text": " You're not shot see put the sniper away shots. He don't even be sniping like that sub machine gun player buster"}, {"start": 3603.12, "end": 3610.12, "text": " I'm selling this one to the low key."}, {"start": 3610.12, "end": 3613.12, "text": " I'm not getting blood."}, {"start": 3623.12, "end": 3625.12, "text": " Yeah, y'all got to repeat your pressure me."}, {"start": 3625.12, "end": 3626.12, "text": " Do y'all got to quit."}, {"start": 3626.12, "end": 3630.12, "text": " I'm putting on black."}, {"start": 3630.12, "end": 3632.12, "text": " I did it. I did it. I did it."}, {"start": 3632.12, "end": 3634.12, "text": " I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it."}, {"start": 3637.12, "end": 3638.12, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 3639.12, "end": 3641.12, "text": " I'm going to sell that right here right now. I'm not..."}, {"start": 3641.12, "end": 3643.12, "text": " I'm not risking that again. I'm selling that right here right now."}, {"start": 3643.12, "end": 3645.12, "text": " That's beautiful."}, {"start": 3645.12, "end": 3647.12, "text": " That is a beautiful chat."}, {"start": 3651.12, "end": 3655.12, "text": " Okay, next thing I get, I gamble it and I do it at least twice."}, {"start": 3662.12, "end": 3664.96, "text": " We shot through the-"}, {"start": 3664.96, "end": 3666.96, "text": " Uuuuuuughhh!"}, {"start": 3666.96, "end": 3668.96, "text": " Uuuuuuughhh!"}, {"start": 3668.96, "end": 3670.96, "text": " Uuuuuuughhh!"}, {"start": 3670.96, "end": 3672.4, "text": " This is gonna be hard to quiz,"}, {"start": 3672.4, "end": 3674.4, "text": " because I'm not gonna laugh."}, {"start": 3674.4, "end": 3678.4, "text": " As a matter of fact,"}, {"start": 3678.4, "end": 3680.4, "text": " got it, we're good."}, {"start": 3680.4, "end": 3684.4, "text": " Yo, J, J Flip with the fire!"}, {"start": 3684.4, "end": 3687.4, "text": " Wait, this worth a lot of money,"}, {"start": 3687.4, "end": 3689.4, "text": " Chash. So, should I gamble this or sell that?"}, {"start": 3689.4, "end": 3691.4, "text": " I'm gambling."}, {"start": 3691.4, "end": 3698.4, "text": " again"}, {"start": 3751.4, "end": 3754.36, "text": " Yo, somebody just just just just just"}, {"start": 3759.28, "end": 3761.28, "text": " You're catching a shrink"}, {"start": 3767.1600000000003, "end": 3769.44, "text": " Top tier turn cutter with the pot, thank you"}, {"start": 3781.4, "end": 3798.44, "text": " We gamble we gamble last gamble we're doing this boss"}, {"start": 3811.4, "end": 3826.7200000000003, "text": " Are you gonna give me a refund?"}, {"start": 3826.7200000000003, "end": 3832.88, "text": " Oh, I was just gonna..."}, {"start": 3832.88, "end": 3837.7200000000003, "text": " So I was just gonna..."}, {"start": 3837.7200000000003, "end": 3840.0, "text": " I actually was just gonna..."}, {"start": 3840.0, "end": 3845.34, "text": " Okay, we're doing the boss again and then we're using this boss to get the seagull boss. Lock in."}, {"start": 3853.68, "end": 3855.28, "text": " Here we go, chat. Lock in. Let's get it."}, {"start": 3856.68, "end": 3857.18, "text": " More."}, {"start": 3859.6, "end": 3860.34, "text": " Alive!"}, {"start": 3860.72, "end": 3863.44, "text": " Oh my goodness, that is live! Star Force systems, I-"}, {"start": 3870.0, "end": 3877.0, "text": " I'm hurt, I'm hurt, I'm hurt."}, {"start": 3900.0, "end": 3902.0, "text": " Oh, look at, look at, look at, relax."}, {"start": 3906.4, "end": 3906.9, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 3910.2, "end": 3911.4, "text": " I want to relax."}, {"start": 3918.8, "end": 3919.3, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 3922.6, "end": 3923.1, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 3960.0, "end": 3962.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3990.0, "end": 3992.0, "text": " Where's my sniper?"}, {"start": 3998.0, "end": 4000.0, "text": " Where's my sniper?"}, {"start": 4008.0, "end": 4010.0, "text": " Where's my sniper?"}, {"start": 4020.0, "end": 4027.6, "text": " If I would have lost my sniper, I would have lost my draws and got banned on Twitch."}, {"start": 4027.6, "end": 4034.82, "text": " You don't understand how bad that would have been."}, {"start": 4034.82, "end": 4035.82, "text": " You know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 4035.82, "end": 4039.56, "text": " I just sold that for no reason because I didn't even need to trade shot it because"}, {"start": 4039.56, "end": 4040.56, "text": " I'm not going to sell it."}, {"start": 4040.56, "end": 4042.28, "text": " I'm just using it for the next boss."}, {"start": 4042.28, "end": 4045.28, "text": " I actually just sold for no reason."}, {"start": 4045.28, "end": 4049.72, "text": " I am a filthy loser."}, {"start": 4049.7200000000003, "end": 4053.7200000000003, "text": " Disgusting! Disgusting mongrel!"}, {"start": 4057.7200000000003, "end": 4059.7200000000003, "text": " More time fishing though."}, {"start": 4069.7200000000003, "end": 4071.7200000000003, "text": " I lagged. That's why I died."}, {"start": 4074.7200000000003, "end": 4075.7200000000003, "text": " I lagged."}, {"start": 4079.7200000000003, "end": 4092.2000000000003, "text": " I told you that that was clean wasn't it yes it was case. Thank you"}, {"start": 4097.900000000001, "end": 4102.400000000001, "text": " You're getting eaten right here. All right, we're gonna sell the next one and do the boss again"}, {"start": 4109.72, "end": 4114.360000000001, "text": " Good chat mother it's okay. I forgive y'all"}, {"start": 4117.64, "end": 4119.64, "text": " I forgive y'all chat"}, {"start": 4124.84, "end": 4126.84, "text": " Watch this"}, {"start": 4128.52, "end": 4131.4800000000005, "text": " And so I actually had to do that one because I need the extra money for this one"}, {"start": 4132.4400000000005, "end": 4135.08, "text": " Chat I forgive y'all it's fine. Y'all I got a stress"}, {"start": 4136.2, "end": 4138.2, "text": " You are forgiven"}, {"start": 4138.2, "end": 4141.2, "text": " Don't worry. Do not fret, young sprout. You're forgiven."}, {"start": 4142.5599999999995, "end": 4147.0, "text": " Okay. I will not sell this this time. I promise."}, {"start": 4148.7, "end": 4149.2, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4168.2, "end": 4175.2, "text": " I'm gonna do it."}, {"start": 4199.2, "end": 4200.2, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4209.2, "end": 4210.2, "text": " Queen!"}, {"start": 4213.2, "end": 4215.2, "text": " You have to be so locked in, Chad, it's crazy!"}, {"start": 4228.2, "end": 4256.92, "text": " Now it's time for the actual boss walk-in."}, {"start": 4256.92, "end": 4268.4800000000005, "text": " So a giant bird is apparently going to sleep."}, {"start": 4268.4800000000005, "end": 4270.12, "text": " Is that the dookie at me?"}, {"start": 4270.12, "end": 4275.12, "text": " Is it you dookie at me?"}, {"start": 4275.12, "end": 4276.12, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 4276.12, "end": 4277.12, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 4277.12, "end": 4284.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4284.12, "end": 4293.12, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 4293.12, "end": 4296.12, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 4296.12, "end": 4299.12, "text": " What an idiot!"}, {"start": 4299.12, "end": 4305.12, "text": " You can't even hit me, Leo!"}, {"start": 4305.12, "end": 4334.12, "text": " That's crazy, A-bot! You're reported, by the way! You ready to get your cat, man?"}, {"start": 4364.12, "end": 4371.12, "text": " I'm so lucky."}, {"start": 4380.4, "end": 4387.4, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 4394.12, "end": 4402.84, "text": " look here I actually think we have to save up some money and upgrade the sniper"}, {"start": 4402.84, "end": 4413.64, "text": " rifles power a lot before I can kill that I think we need to catch a few fish"}, {"start": 4413.64, "end": 4420.599999999999, "text": " that is the craziest thing I've ever seen what does that we need to catch"}, {"start": 4420.6, "end": 4429.68, "text": " some fish save up and upgrade the sniper but it's still here where is it"}, {"start": 4429.68, "end": 4451.0, "text": " I'm so I'm so bad that's insane"}, {"start": 4451.0, "end": 4469.44, "text": " the quickscoop it's not letting me there we go we're good job we're good chill"}, {"start": 4469.4400000000005, "end": 4474.4400000000005, "text": " So, pain difference, exactly, yeah."}, {"start": 4481.200000000001, "end": 4483.68, "text": " Okay, we're gonna upgrade this sniper rifle, Chad."}, {"start": 4483.68, "end": 4485.68, "text": " That is our next play, 100%."}, {"start": 4493.68, "end": 4494.88, "text": " It's your aim, Cap."}, {"start": 4494.88, "end": 4504.88, "text": " Can I get good aim, huh?"}, {"start": 4504.88, "end": 4509.88, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 4509.88, "end": 4516.88, "text": " I hate everything."}, {"start": 4516.88, "end": 4518.88, "text": " That?"}, {"start": 4518.88, "end": 4521.88, "text": " That was actually so tough."}, {"start": 4521.88, "end": 4523.88, "text": " Oh my goodness, that was tough."}, {"start": 4529.28, "end": 4531.28, "text": " That was clean and y'all know it."}, {"start": 4532.12, "end": 4538.36, "text": " Okay, so what we're saving for is specifically the power for the sniper. That's what we need for this bird fight."}, {"start": 4548.52, "end": 4550.52, "text": " What on this pl-"}, {"start": 4581.88, "end": 4586.92, "text": " Oh got some converses on we might have a conversation about that"}, {"start": 4595.08, "end": 4597.08, "text": " Oh, this work a lot of money right here"}, {"start": 4600.92, "end": 4604.4400000000005, "text": " That's a lot of money that is a lot of money. Oh man"}, {"start": 4604.4400000000005, "end": 4607.4400000000005, "text": " I think I'm gonna go in."}, {"start": 4610.4400000000005, "end": 4613.4400000000005, "text": " Nine hundred."}, {"start": 4613.4400000000005, "end": 4615.4400000000005, "text": " Oops, here you go, man."}, {"start": 4615.4400000000005, "end": 4617.4400000000005, "text": " Man, here you go."}, {"start": 4617.4400000000005, "end": 4620.4400000000005, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 4620.4400000000005, "end": 4623.4400000000005, "text": " Let's upgrade the sniper again."}, {"start": 4623.4400000000005, "end": 4626.4400000000005, "text": " So it's gonna take the power from"}, {"start": 4626.4400000000005, "end": 4628.4400000000005, "text": " 260 to 270 right now."}, {"start": 4628.4400000000005, "end": 4630.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, I need another one, don't I?"}, {"start": 4630.4400000000005, "end": 4633.4400000000005, "text": " I think I do."}, {"start": 4634.4400000000005, "end": 4641.4400000000005, "text": " Oh my goodness, worth a lot of money!"}, {"start": 4694.4400000000005, "end": 4695.4400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4699.4400000000005, "end": 4701.4400000000005, "text": " Nah, I'm f-"}, {"start": 4705.4400000000005, "end": 4710.4400000000005, "text": " Cook some fish and put them in the casino for the boss battles?"}, {"start": 4711.4400000000005, "end": 4713.4400000000005, "text": " Wait, is that the plane?"}, {"start": 4714.4400000000005, "end": 4717.4400000000005, "text": " The thing is, if I, uh..."}, {"start": 4717.4400000000005, "end": 4741.320000000001, "text": " No, I got a noob kill. I'm a scrub. Chad, I'm a scrub."}, {"start": 4741.32, "end": 4746.82, "text": " The thing is, no chat, I feel like the clams do good for health, too, and they're common."}, {"start": 4754.5199999999995, "end": 4757.32, "text": " That could be worth a lot of money right there. Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 4764.32, "end": 4768.32, "text": " Okay. One more upgrade for the sniper, I think we can get it, yeah?"}, {"start": 4771.32, "end": 4781.32, "text": " Throw the dynamite in the water for food, good luck."}, {"start": 4781.32, "end": 4782.32, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4782.32, "end": 4807.44, "text": " I'll just go over to set you to dynamite to kill the birds."}, {"start": 4807.4400000000005, "end": 4808.4400000000005, "text": " HA HA!"}, {"start": 4808.4400000000005, "end": 4811.4400000000005, "text": " Jack, what's that new smoke?"}, {"start": 4811.4400000000005, "end": 4813.4400000000005, "text": " We're grinding right now, but we're grinding."}, {"start": 4813.4400000000005, "end": 4815.4400000000005, "text": " This has to be done."}, {"start": 4821.4400000000005, "end": 4823.4400000000005, "text": " Ooh, a parrotfish!"}, {"start": 4826.4400000000005, "end": 4827.4400000000005, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4827.4400000000005, "end": 4829.4400000000005, "text": " NOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 4837.4400000000005, "end": 4866.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, yeah, uh, okay, uh, trying to go fish in, is he dead?"}, {"start": 4866.4400000000005, "end": 4872.4400000000005, "text": " I didn't want to... I'm eating this one."}, {"start": 4873.4400000000005, "end": 4875.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 4875.4400000000005, "end": 4879.4400000000005, "text": " Chat, one more upgrade and then boss, yeah?"}, {"start": 4888.4400000000005, "end": 4891.4400000000005, "text": " Answer the question!"}, {"start": 4896.4400000000005, "end": 4898.4400000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4899.64, "end": 4904.1, "text": " Can't wipe the fish right check y'all scared them all"}, {"start": 4913.040000000001, "end": 4915.040000000001, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 4915.04, "end": 4917.04, "text": " 3"}, {"start": 4925.04, "end": 4927.04, "text": " Beautiful"}, {"start": 4927.62, "end": 4932.0, "text": " So we're gonna get three thousand dollars and then we do the upgrade and then we fight the other boss"}, {"start": 4932.0, "end": 4935.32, "text": " And then we fight the other boss after that other boss. Yes. Yes. Thank you"}, {"start": 4935.32, "end": 4953.08, "text": " You gotta know when to say enough is enough."}, {"start": 4953.08, "end": 4973.78, "text": " Where did it go?"}, {"start": 4973.78, "end": 4975.76, "text": " I thought it was going to land in the sc\u2026"}, {"start": 4975.76, "end": 4976.76, "text": " Oh dude."}, {"start": 4976.76, "end": 4977.76, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4977.76, "end": 4978.76, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 4978.76, "end": 4992.900000000001, "text": " Why is that worth so much money why is that we're so much money"}, {"start": 4992.900000000001, "end": 5008.7, "text": " $2,000 that thing sold for okay now we're fighting the boss and I think we're gonna"}, {"start": 5008.7, "end": 5009.7, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 5009.7, "end": 5013.7, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 5013.7, "end": 5019.9, "text": " Cheddar, you work $2,000, be honest."}, {"start": 5019.9, "end": 5021.7, "text": " What's your net worth?"}, {"start": 5021.7, "end": 5031.7, "text": " Somebody set a dollar."}, {"start": 5031.7, "end": 5042.54, "text": " somebody said a dollar chat lock-in seriously it's time now"}, {"start": 5042.54, "end": 5045.46, "text": " chat it's seriously time we're getting off this island going to another"}, {"start": 5045.46, "end": 5051.0599999999995, "text": " lock-in right now"}, {"start": 5061.7, "end": 5063.7, "text": " I'm warmed up now."}, {"start": 5075.5, "end": 5077.5, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 5085.099999999999, "end": 5087.099999999999, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 5091.7, "end": 5093.7, "text": " ah"}, {"start": 5100.099999999999, "end": 5102.099999999999, "text": " oh no"}, {"start": 5121.7, "end": 5139.74, "text": " Okay, hold on. Keep this here for now, and we wait for the other boss to spawn. I need"}, {"start": 5139.74, "end": 5150.0199999999995, "text": " some food. I need some food here. Should I actually do some dynamite for some food chat?"}, {"start": 5150.02, "end": 5154.3, "text": " i think we should"}, {"start": 5154.3, "end": 5160.38, "text": " dynamite for some food yes"}, {"start": 5160.38, "end": 5169.38, "text": " all right people the fish are about to be deceased"}, {"start": 5169.38, "end": 5179.62, "text": " I see gold just stole it from me, but that's fine. We have three that'll be enough"}, {"start": 5182.1, "end": 5189.18, "text": " We'll have to I'll be able to get by with you eat this one and then I have two I'm gonna put in the gambling room. Yes"}, {"start": 5192.14, "end": 5194.14, "text": " Say yes"}, {"start": 5195.18, "end": 5197.18, "text": " Say yes chef"}, {"start": 5199.38, "end": 5210.66, "text": " We keep these in here and we start this boss. We kill this boss"}, {"start": 5213.02, "end": 5215.02, "text": " But there's gonna be boss life"}, {"start": 5215.54, "end": 5220.42, "text": " So I'm getting ready up radio. You ought to stand me too many times. I'm gonna stand y'all right back buddy"}, {"start": 5226.54, "end": 5228.54, "text": " Chat lock in it's time"}, {"start": 5229.38, "end": 5236.38, "text": " Let's go, boss fight, let's get it."}, {"start": 5259.38, "end": 5266.38, "text": " I'mma let my health go back, then I'm gonna eat this."}, {"start": 5289.38, "end": 5291.38, "text": " Well how do you dodge that?"}, {"start": 5299.38, "end": 5301.38, "text": " No! No!"}, {"start": 5301.38, "end": 5302.18, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5318.18, "end": 5318.78, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 5319.78, "end": 5320.58, "text": " Sir, wait."}, {"start": 5361.38, "end": 5381.06, "text": " I got to go to that right now."}, {"start": 5381.06, "end": 5389.06, "text": " Oh my gosh, I got to go right now."}, {"start": 5389.06, "end": 5391.06, "text": " Where's the boat?"}, {"start": 5391.06, "end": 5403.76, "text": " Incomprehensively tough chat I quickscoped it for the last shot did y'all pee that"}, {"start": 5408.280000000001, "end": 5410.280000000001, "text": " Did y'all pee bad"}, {"start": 5412.26, "end": 5419.900000000001, "text": " Chat I quickscoped it for literally the last shot just because I felt like a war far no y'all"}, {"start": 5421.06, "end": 5428.06, "text": " This boat seriously needs some power steering. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 5443.06, "end": 5446.06, "text": " I made a terrible mistake."}, {"start": 5451.06, "end": 5456.06, "text": " If the boat wasn't borderline use, it wasn't borderline useless, it would be fine."}, {"start": 5456.76, "end": 5459.96, "text": " Chat, the boat sucks so bad."}, {"start": 5464.96, "end": 5467.76, "text": " The boat has no power steering, chat!"}, {"start": 5469.56, "end": 5470.360000000001, "text": " It's y'all's fault."}, {"start": 5470.660000000001, "end": 5472.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's right, I blanked all again for no reason."}, {"start": 5472.860000000001, "end": 5475.46, "text": " Yep, is it un-rational? Yes, did I do it? Yes."}, {"start": 5481.06, "end": 5487.860000000001, "text": " Okay, do I give the bird head to that guy that's in there chat?"}, {"start": 5487.860000000001, "end": 5492.660000000001, "text": " And do I sell the meat?"}, {"start": 5492.660000000001, "end": 5503.580000000001, "text": " That's worth so much money, it's almost unbelievable."}, {"start": 5503.580000000001, "end": 5504.580000000001, "text": " Gamble one of them?"}, {"start": 5534.58, "end": 5546.34, "text": " There's no hope in this world."}, {"start": 5546.34, "end": 5554.86, "text": " There's no hope in this world."}, {"start": 5554.86, "end": 5561.86, "text": " Scared money don't make money."}, {"start": 5561.86, "end": 5568.5, "text": " chat scared money don't make money chat scared money don't make money"}, {"start": 5571.46, "end": 5578.259999999999, "text": " here you go partner thank you chat we are finally getting off the gambling island"}, {"start": 5578.82, "end": 5584.339999999999, "text": " everybody say goodbye to the gambling island it was fun while we were here but it's time for us"}, {"start": 5584.339999999999, "end": 5591.299999999999, "text": " to move on to greener pastures the next island must be conquered and i'm on my way"}, {"start": 5591.86, "end": 5601.86, "text": " We're out of here, chat. Lock in. Is there anything else I should get before I go?"}, {"start": 5601.86, "end": 5606.86, "text": " Wait, isn't there a dual motor here?"}, {"start": 5606.86, "end": 5612.86, "text": " Chat, didn't I see a dual motor here?"}, {"start": 5612.86, "end": 5620.86, "text": " Oh, that's the easiest purchase ever. Oh, we had to do that."}, {"start": 5620.86, "end": 5628.38, "text": " anything else before we go suppressor y'all to get the suppressor for the Mac"}, {"start": 5628.38, "end": 5631.38, "text": " real quick before we leave"}, {"start": 5640.54, "end": 5644.46, "text": " we'll get the suppressors go before we are the suppressor"}, {"start": 5644.46, "end": 5647.46, "text": " Can I just set the suppressor? What's wrong with me, man?"}, {"start": 5650.46, "end": 5652.46, "text": " Chad, what's wrong with me? Suppressor scope?"}, {"start": 5656.46, "end": 5662.46, "text": " They all gambler have some shame. Big deal. It was for funsies. Calm down."}, {"start": 5664.46, "end": 5668.46, "text": " Alright. Suppressor's on the channel. Let's see if it's nice."}, {"start": 5674.46, "end": 5677.46, "text": " Oh my goodness, that's a beauty."}, {"start": 5678.46, "end": 5679.46, "text": " Let's get out of here."}, {"start": 5680.46, "end": 5681.46, "text": " Ma'am?"}, {"start": 5684.46, "end": 5686.46, "text": " You have a great night."}, {"start": 5701.46, "end": 5703.46, "text": " We're on the greener pastures."}, {"start": 5704.46, "end": 5711.46, "text": " On to the next one, ladies and gentlemen!"}, {"start": 5711.46, "end": 5719.46, "text": " This thing is rolling!"}, {"start": 5719.46, "end": 5724.46, "text": " Oh, look!"}, {"start": 5724.46, "end": 5733.46, "text": " I just caught some hair!"}, {"start": 5763.46, "end": 5766.46, "text": " That's the island. No way."}, {"start": 5777.46, "end": 5779.46, "text": " What's going on here?"}, {"start": 5780.46, "end": 5782.46, "text": " Not again."}, {"start": 5788.46, "end": 5790.46, "text": " What is going on here?"}, {"start": 5790.46, "end": 5797.14, "text": " okay let's talk everybody here just see what's going on hello you never were"}, {"start": 5797.14, "end": 5800.46, "text": " done with our mission we can leave"}, {"start": 5820.46, "end": 5822.46, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 5834.46, "end": 5836.46, "text": " Let's talk to everybody else. Hey, sir."}, {"start": 5836.46, "end": 5840.46, "text": " Hello. Would you please talk to the science about our mission?"}, {"start": 5840.46, "end": 5842.46, "text": " She's over there."}, {"start": 5842.46, "end": 5846.46, "text": " In the meantime, I suggest you get geared up. I have multiple weapons and tools with me."}, {"start": 5846.46, "end": 5848.46, "text": " If you could buy anything you like, I could also buy stuff."}, {"start": 5848.46, "end": 5855.46, "text": " Hello? Excuse me? Are you my chance of fisherman?"}, {"start": 5855.46, "end": 5860.46, "text": " I mean maybe."}, {"start": 5860.46, "end": 5863.46, "text": " We're on a research mission but we can't finish it by ourselves."}, {"start": 5863.46, "end": 5866.46, "text": " We need someone who can catch a big whale."}, {"start": 5866.46, "end": 5869.46, "text": " Give me some smaller creatures so I can make some fitting bait for you to catch."}, {"start": 5869.46, "end": 5872.46, "text": " Once you've defeated it, you must throw it into the volcano."}, {"start": 5872.46, "end": 5884.46, "text": " What if you somehow show me you defeated it, we'll have everything we need."}, {"start": 5884.46, "end": 5887.46, "text": " Thank you, I'll allow you to use our boat."}, {"start": 5887.46, "end": 5888.46, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5888.46, "end": 5892.46, "text": " Wait, the mainland is after this?"}, {"start": 5892.46, "end": 5893.46, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5893.46, "end": 5903.18, "text": " Check this scientific more fish have to be worth a crazy amount of money right for that thing to cost"}, {"start": 5903.18, "end": 5912.54, "text": " $20,000. Let's see so this is the final"}, {"start": 5912.54, "end": 5926.06, "text": " Oh my goodness Lord have mercy what is that?"}, {"start": 5926.06, "end": 5942.06, "text": " How much does that worth?"}, {"start": 5942.06, "end": 5946.06, "text": " Eighteen hundred?"}, {"start": 5946.06, "end": 5954.06, "text": " Wait, can you not cook here?"}, {"start": 5954.06, "end": 5955.06, "text": " Shlaw."}, {"start": 5957.46, "end": 5958.46, "text": " Wait, what's up here?"}, {"start": 5962.76, "end": 5965.96, "text": " Oh, is this how you burn the whale after you kill it?"}, {"start": 5967.26, "end": 5969.160000000001, "text": " Drop it in the lava. Does that cook it?"}, {"start": 5977.360000000001, "end": 5979.06, "text": " Ma, whoever said it, who said it?"}, {"start": 5980.660000000001, "end": 5983.96, "text": " So the fish here are worth some crazy money. Got it."}, {"start": 5984.06, "end": 5989.06, "text": " Okay, that's beautiful. You love to see it."}, {"start": 5995.06, "end": 5999.06, "text": " Cheshire Saber for that assault rifle I feel like we have to do."}, {"start": 6000.06, "end": 6003.06, "text": " I don't want to explain it over to you, sir."}, {"start": 6003.06, "end": 6004.06, "text": " I don't want to stand-"}, {"start": 6014.06, "end": 6041.26, "text": " We're saving up 20k for that gun."}, {"start": 6041.26, "end": 6044.38, "text": " Yo, Abby with the 5W, Abby with the beast."}, {"start": 6044.38, "end": 6045.38, "text": " Please take that, Abby."}, {"start": 6047.900000000001, "end": 6050.18, "text": " I bought two without turning on any of these ones."}, {"start": 6059.18, "end": 6060.74, "text": " This thing, what is this?"}, {"start": 6065.42, "end": 6066.42, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 6067.42, "end": 6069.5, "text": " It's not even big enough to kill!"}, {"start": 6101.26, "end": 6117.18, "text": " I bet that thing was worth the incomprehensible amount of money."}, {"start": 6117.18, "end": 6118.900000000001, "text": " That was a $20,000 fish."}, {"start": 6118.900000000001, "end": 6121.74, "text": " You can't be serious."}, {"start": 6121.74, "end": 6123.38, "text": " You can't be serious."}, {"start": 6123.38, "end": 6128.1, "text": " Don't say that."}, {"start": 6128.1, "end": 6149.700000000001, "text": " That was so tough, it's unbelievable."}, {"start": 6149.7, "end": 6151.7, "text": " Look at him"}, {"start": 6157.9, "end": 6159.9, "text": " Perfect"}, {"start": 6161.22, "end": 6168.48, "text": " Chat I can't believe I lost that thing, you know, I'm keeping some of this on stand by in case I find another one. Yeah"}, {"start": 6171.38, "end": 6175.54, "text": " Lock it, we're good. I don't even think I want to know how much I think"}, {"start": 6179.7, "end": 6184.7, "text": " Another one."}, {"start": 6184.7, "end": 6189.7, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 6189.7, "end": 6194.7, "text": " Damn lot."}, {"start": 6194.7, "end": 6203.7, "text": " That is a tough one to hit there, huh?"}, {"start": 6203.7, "end": 6222.38, "text": " that was actually tough don't lie"}, {"start": 6222.38, "end": 6229.38, "text": " We're about to get that gun already!"}, {"start": 6252.38, "end": 6276.66, "text": " that was a no scope"}, {"start": 6276.66, "end": 6278.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6303.22, "end": 6305.22, "text": " Was here"}, {"start": 6306.66, "end": 6313.66, "text": " Oh my goodness, that was $12,000."}, {"start": 6313.66, "end": 6326.66, "text": " Check, that was $12,000."}, {"start": 6326.66, "end": 6331.66, "text": " Check."}, {"start": 6331.66, "end": 6333.66, "text": " $12,000"}, {"start": 6361.66, "end": 6371.66, "text": " That was a no-scope, too."}, {"start": 6371.66, "end": 6376.66, "text": " Reloading!"}, {"start": 6376.66, "end": 6385.66, "text": " $4,000, do I spin it?"}, {"start": 6385.66, "end": 6392.66, "text": " $4,000 to a spin it."}, {"start": 6392.66, "end": 6399.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6399.66, "end": 6424.3, "text": " Oh my goodness, come on, I'm dead."}, {"start": 6424.3, "end": 6428.5, "text": " I gotta eat some of these snails, hold up."}, {"start": 6428.5, "end": 6430.06, "text": " We're actually close to beating the game hot."}, {"start": 6430.06, "end": 6431.98, "text": " That's crazy game in a year, though."}, {"start": 6431.98, "end": 6432.82, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 6434.42, "end": 6435.78, "text": " This actually so good."}, {"start": 6440.1, "end": 6441.22, "text": " I just walked in a long again."}, {"start": 6441.22, "end": 6443.06, "text": " Chalice on with me, bro."}, {"start": 6443.06, "end": 6445.26, "text": " Ooh, another fish."}, {"start": 6445.26, "end": 6446.1, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 6452.82, "end": 6454.18, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 6454.18, "end": 6456.14, "text": " It's another microscopic organism."}, {"start": 6458.5, "end": 6460.5, "text": " You ain't getting away this time, Buster."}, {"start": 6461.3, "end": 6462.3, "text": " Not today!"}, {"start": 6464.1, "end": 6465.1, "text": " Where'd it go?"}, {"start": 6472.7, "end": 6473.7, "text": " You got it."}, {"start": 6488.5, "end": 6507.22, "text": " 4,000 dollars though I'm not gonna lie I feel like that they should have been"}, {"start": 6507.22, "end": 6516.78, "text": " worth more than that chat I feel like I just got scammed yo we need some food"}, {"start": 6516.78, "end": 6519.28, "text": " I'm about to eat the next one. We can't shout. It is what it is. I"}, {"start": 6523.82, "end": 6525.82, "text": " Should have came with it low key"}, {"start": 6546.78, "end": 6551.62, "text": " Okay, now what's the next thing we should do so we upgrade this AR that's why the next thing, huh?"}, {"start": 6557.94, "end": 6561.88, "text": " Yes, we upgrade the AR we get ready for this boss fight"}, {"start": 6569.62, "end": 6571.62, "text": " What is that a block dish"}, {"start": 6576.78, "end": 6577.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6577.78, "end": 6578.78, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 6578.78, "end": 6579.78, "text": " Joke shot!"}, {"start": 6579.78, "end": 6580.78, "text": " No scope!"}, {"start": 6580.78, "end": 6581.78, "text": " It's not worked that much."}, {"start": 6581.78, "end": 6582.78, "text": " He kind of cute though."}, {"start": 6582.78, "end": 6583.78, "text": " R.I.P."}, {"start": 6583.78, "end": 6584.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6584.78, "end": 6585.78, "text": " Cell."}, {"start": 6585.78, "end": 6586.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6586.78, "end": 6587.78, "text": " Keep upgrading the assault rifle for now."}, {"start": 6587.78, "end": 6588.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6588.78, "end": 6589.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6589.78, "end": 6590.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6590.78, "end": 6591.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6591.78, "end": 6592.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6592.78, "end": 6593.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6593.78, "end": 6594.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6594.78, "end": 6595.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6595.78, "end": 6596.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6596.78, "end": 6597.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6597.78, "end": 6601.46, "text": " Nice keep up great me assault rifle for now"}, {"start": 6607.98, "end": 6610.36, "text": " K-so booty picks win, huh?"}, {"start": 6615.62, "end": 6617.62, "text": " Never"}, {"start": 6621.259999999999, "end": 6623.259999999999, "text": " That's since the last time"}, {"start": 6624.9, "end": 6626.9, "text": " No, I didn't want to kill it right there. No"}, {"start": 6627.78, "end": 6634.78, "text": " I wanted a quick scope it."}, {"start": 6634.78, "end": 6637.78, "text": " Yo can y'all cut our radio?"}, {"start": 6637.78, "end": 6642.78, "text": " Why's your vibe been in here?"}, {"start": 6642.78, "end": 6653.78, "text": " Why do I gotta be the one to catch the vibe?"}, {"start": 6653.78, "end": 6655.86, "text": " Okay, let's mine a little ore again."}, {"start": 6658.259999999999, "end": 6662.259999999999, "text": " Shit, do I do scientific balls more on the next can if it's worth enough?"}, {"start": 6663.62, "end": 6665.78, "text": " So we can really start making some money."}, {"start": 6680.259999999999, "end": 6681.78, "text": " Stay locked, chat, stay locked, stay locked."}, {"start": 6683.78, "end": 6688.78, "text": " I'm terrible at the game."}, {"start": 6688.78, "end": 6693.78, "text": " Shut up, I'm terrible, it's okay, relax."}, {"start": 6699.78, "end": 6704.78, "text": " Okay, I don't know what we're about to catch, chat, but it's probably gonna be crazy."}, {"start": 6704.78, "end": 6708.78, "text": " So prepare yourself."}, {"start": 6708.78, "end": 6711.78, "text": " Lock in. I don't know what this is gonna be."}, {"start": 6711.78, "end": 6722.42, "text": " yourself. Where did they go? Is this it? This is it, right? This is it. Okay, before we start."}, {"start": 6727.3, "end": 6732.42, "text": " Chad, before we start, I gotta use the restroom real quick. Lock in. Enjoy the nice music."}, {"start": 6771.78, "end": 6800.5, "text": " I don't know what we're about to fight here, but it's probably going to be crazy."}, {"start": 6800.5, "end": 6805.5, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 6805.5, "end": 6816.18, "text": " Does the researcher need Vibe or whatever these are by the way?"}, {"start": 6816.18, "end": 6823.18, "text": " Goblin Shark, that does not sound good."}, {"start": 6823.18, "end": 6830.18, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6830.18, "end": 6834.18, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6834.18, "end": 6837.18, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 6837.18, "end": 6840.18, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 6840.18, "end": 6843.18, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 6843.18, "end": 6847.18, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 6847.18, "end": 6851.18, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 6851.18, "end": 6866.76, "text": " You've got to be fisting me."}, {"start": 6866.76, "end": 6877.1, "text": " I am so distraught."}, {"start": 6877.1, "end": 6879.42, "text": " Am I underpowered right now, Chad?"}, {"start": 6889.900000000001, "end": 6890.740000000001, "text": " But how?"}, {"start": 6894.58, "end": 6895.660000000001, "text": " I can beat that, right?"}, {"start": 6895.660000000001, "end": 6896.660000000001, "text": " I can beat that."}, {"start": 6907.900000000001, "end": 6909.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, I could be that"}, {"start": 6915.1, "end": 6917.1, "text": " Need more spirit"}, {"start": 6919.9400000000005, "end": 6926.02, "text": " Yo Claymore with the 25 get the W Claymore with the 25 get the"}, {"start": 6926.9800000000005, "end": 6930.18, "text": " Precinct that Claymore W Claymore for real time. Thank you"}, {"start": 6932.34, "end": 6934.34, "text": " W Claymore"}, {"start": 6934.34, "end": 6949.34, "text": " should I get the suppressor for the AR real quick for I try that again I feel like I should"}, {"start": 6949.34, "end": 6951.34, "text": " Compensator or suppressor better?"}, {"start": 6972.860000000001, "end": 6977.1, "text": " I'm the worst. I'm actually the worst. It is unbelievable."}, {"start": 6979.34, "end": 6986.34, "text": " I am actually the worst chat that's unbelievable and I'm sorry you just had to witness that."}, {"start": 6986.34, "end": 6991.34, "text": " Ultra red."}, {"start": 6991.34, "end": 7000.34, "text": " That is the map just better than the AR."}, {"start": 7000.34, "end": 7016.1, "text": " I'm selling this one Chad I swear."}, {"start": 7016.1, "end": 7020.22, "text": " I'm trying to get a nose go fresh."}, {"start": 7020.22, "end": 7021.22, "text": " Weee!"}, {"start": 7021.22, "end": 7022.22, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 7022.22, "end": 7027.22, "text": " Oh my goodness that's gonna be worse so much."}, {"start": 7027.22, "end": 7029.22, "text": " 11 grand!"}, {"start": 7032.7, "end": 7034.7, "text": " Suppressor."}, {"start": 7034.7, "end": 7036.7, "text": " Red guy."}, {"start": 7036.7, "end": 7039.4800000000005, "text": " And then we upgrade the bullets and then I'm ready to fight, yeah?"}, {"start": 7048.92, "end": 7050.92, "text": " Plank."}, {"start": 7052.4800000000005, "end": 7054.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, these saw rifles way better now, Chad, no joke."}, {"start": 7057.22, "end": 7070.02, "text": " That was so clean, Jay. You see how locked it am, right? You see it? Yes, you do. Yes,"}, {"start": 7070.02, "end": 7078.26, "text": " you do see it okay one more upgrade and then fight"}, {"start": 7078.26, "end": 7080.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7096.58, "end": 7098.42, "text": " Max it out how much you call some max it out"}, {"start": 7108.26, "end": 7115.26, "text": " That's gotta hit right there."}, {"start": 7115.26, "end": 7122.26, "text": " That was so unbelievably clean."}, {"start": 7122.26, "end": 7129.26, "text": " That should be enough upgrades, right?"}, {"start": 7129.26, "end": 7133.26, "text": " I think I can do it."}, {"start": 7133.26, "end": 7136.26, "text": " I know Joe think I can do it."}, {"start": 7136.26, "end": 7139.26, "text": " I can't even afford a scientific lure right now."}, {"start": 7143.26, "end": 7146.26, "text": " Fully upgraded? Do y'all have the price on that?"}, {"start": 7162.26, "end": 7164.26, "text": " Nine? Oh, that's the assault rifle."}, {"start": 7164.26, "end": 7166.66, "text": " Well, I'm so stupid."}, {"start": 7168.66, "end": 7173.06, "text": " I thought that thing was worth $9,000 just for no reason."}, {"start": 7175.860000000001, "end": 7176.66, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 7184.26, "end": 7184.860000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 7188.46, "end": 7189.16, "text": " Wow, that was-"}, {"start": 7189.16, "end": 7190.360000000001, "text": " DON'T YOU DARE!"}, {"start": 7194.26, "end": 7197.74, "text": " You remember when we thought these fish were like worth a lot of money, Jack?"}, {"start": 7197.74, "end": 7199.74, "text": " How the times have changed."}, {"start": 7204.54, "end": 7207.54, "text": " How the change has timed, Jack."}, {"start": 7215.780000000001, "end": 7216.780000000001, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 7218.280000000001, "end": 7220.280000000001, "text": " We love it!"}, {"start": 7224.26, "end": 7234.26, "text": " That thing is crazy, by the way."}, {"start": 7234.26, "end": 7244.26, "text": " That was so tough!"}, {"start": 7244.26, "end": 7258.62, "text": " You know your boy got good ain't y'all know it just admit it Chad just admit it"}, {"start": 7262.56, "end": 7267.900000000001, "text": " What are we killing our new monsters not innocent fish or anything like that"}, {"start": 7274.26, "end": 7290.26, "text": " I'm burning I'm burning"}, {"start": 7290.26, "end": 7301.62, "text": " I think it's time it's maxed it's maxed"}, {"start": 7301.62, "end": 7303.62, "text": " Chat it is lying."}, {"start": 7304.0599999999995, "end": 7306.0599999999995, "text": " I'm gonna eat the next thing I get by the way"}, {"start": 7313.22, "end": 7315.22, "text": " Are you prepared?"}, {"start": 7319.0599999999995, "end": 7324.78, "text": " I don't know why that thing died so fast by the way. I think I'm good"}, {"start": 7324.78, "end": 7333.78, "text": " Compensator, I do not need that, but I'm already holding it pretty much perfect."}, {"start": 7333.78, "end": 7339.78, "text": " You don't need a compensator in it because you already have the suppressor."}, {"start": 7339.78, "end": 7342.78, "text": " I don't really need the extended man, you're going to be honest."}, {"start": 7342.78, "end": 7350.78, "text": " How about I catch two things for food during the fight and we hit it?"}, {"start": 7350.78, "end": 7357.78, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7357.78, "end": 7361.78, "text": " the"}, {"start": 7361.78, "end": 7364.78, "text": " death"}, {"start": 7364.78, "end": 7367.78, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7367.78, "end": 7370.78, "text": " death"}, {"start": 7370.78, "end": 7372.78, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7372.78, "end": 7374.78, "text": " death"}, {"start": 7374.78, "end": 7377.78, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7377.78, "end": 7379.78, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 7379.78, "end": 7382.78, "text": " Shady, y'all think I'm beating it this time?"}, {"start": 7382.78, "end": 7384.78, "text": " Keep it a snack with me!"}, {"start": 7384.78, "end": 7388.78, "text": " Now I catch one to have for food during the fight."}, {"start": 7396.78, "end": 7398.78, "text": " Do you have to cook it to sell it?"}, {"start": 7398.78, "end": 7400.78, "text": " No, I just literally like to double the value, though."}, {"start": 7400.78, "end": 7409.0, "text": " I did not want to get a new kill there."}, {"start": 7409.0, "end": 7410.0, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 7410.0, "end": 7411.0, "text": " I'm just cooking it anyway."}, {"start": 7411.0, "end": 7412.0, "text": " I'm waiting."}, {"start": 7412.0, "end": 7413.0, "text": " Shout!"}, {"start": 7413.0, "end": 7414.0, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 7414.0, "end": 7415.0, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 7415.0, "end": 7426.24, "text": " I'm dropping the fishing pole so I don't accidentally, like, grab it in the middle"}, {"start": 7426.24, "end": 7427.24, "text": " of the fight."}, {"start": 7427.24, "end": 7428.24, "text": " So, yeah."}, {"start": 7428.24, "end": 7429.24, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 7429.24, "end": 7432.679999999999, "text": " Let's go let's go"}, {"start": 7435.84, "end": 7437.84, "text": " It's like one if you believe"}, {"start": 7441.24, "end": 7445.24, "text": " It's time I need the fish"}, {"start": 7459.24, "end": 7466.24, "text": " Oh, yeah, this is why I work this time, get out of here."}, {"start": 7489.24, "end": 7491.24, "text": " This thing has aimbot, by the way, just saying!"}, {"start": 7510.12, "end": 7511.12, "text": " Lightworks!"}, {"start": 7519.24, "end": 7535.36, "text": " Incomprehensibly light work. Okay. Does she want this? She needs five of those. That's"}, {"start": 7535.360000000001, "end": 7562.920000000001, "text": " It's five of any fish wait is it really I just waste that"}, {"start": 7565.360000000001, "end": 7575.360000000001, "text": " Wait, can I actually just waste that? Don't play with me right now, chat."}, {"start": 7580.360000000001, "end": 7582.360000000001, "text": " Let me see if y'all are being true with this."}, {"start": 7625.360000000001, "end": 7632.360000000001, "text": " Why did y'all do that?"}, {"start": 7632.360000000001, "end": 7634.360000000001, "text": " Just give her some snails?"}, {"start": 7634.360000000001, "end": 7650.84, "text": " Wait, no way she takes snails."}, {"start": 7650.84, "end": 7652.84, "text": " I am inconsolable."}, {"start": 7665.84, "end": 7668.84, "text": " Okay, it's big boss time chat, y'all ready?"}, {"start": 7674.84, "end": 7677.84, "text": " Eat this, and I keep one to eat for the fight."}, {"start": 7677.84, "end": 7679.84, "text": " Is this gonna be tough? I bet this is gonna be tough, huh?"}, {"start": 7680.84, "end": 7701.66, "text": " That's gonna be our food for the"}, {"start": 7701.66, "end": 7710.099999999999, "text": " All right, I don't know how this is gonna go, but I think I'm ready honestly"}, {"start": 7761.66, "end": 7766.66, "text": " I just killed a city goblins accident!"}, {"start": 7766.66, "end": 7767.66, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 7776.66, "end": 7778.66, "text": " You'll get beaten buddy!"}, {"start": 7791.66, "end": 7793.66, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 7793.66, "end": 7795.66, "text": " Not like this!"}, {"start": 7795.66, "end": 7797.66, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 7797.66, "end": 7799.66, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 7799.66, "end": 7801.66, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 7801.66, "end": 7803.66, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 7803.66, "end": 7805.66, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 7805.66, "end": 7807.66, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 7807.66, "end": 7809.66, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 7809.66, "end": 7811.66, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 7811.66, "end": 7813.66, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 7813.66, "end": 7815.66, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 7815.66, "end": 7817.66, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 7817.66, "end": 7819.66, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 7819.66, "end": 7820.66, "text": " It's work, cat!"}, {"start": 7828.66, "end": 7829.66, "text": " Light work!"}, {"start": 7839.66, "end": 7842.66, "text": " So this gets thrown in the volcano now, right?"}, {"start": 7847.66, "end": 7848.66, "text": " I was here."}, {"start": 7849.66, "end": 7853.34, "text": " Chad I was here. I don't know what's about to happen"}, {"start": 7855.58, "end": 7860.26, "text": " But we got it done we throw it in the volcano now"}, {"start": 7869.0599999999995, "end": 7871.0599999999995, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 7871.9, "end": 7876.86, "text": " That's a crazy jump right there by the way, we got to do park or to get up here. You're getting eaten. Come here, buddy"}, {"start": 7876.86, "end": 7878.86, "text": " Yeah, sorry"}, {"start": 7879.66, "end": 7896.66, "text": " The sacrifice must be made, and I'm making it."}, {"start": 7926.66, "end": 7946.54, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 7946.54, "end": 7962.86, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 7962.86, "end": 7972.58, "text": " Do I have to do that again?"}, {"start": 7972.58, "end": 7975.0599999999995, "text": " I have to kill them both again!"}, {"start": 7979.66, "end": 7980.66, "text": " YOU GOTTA BE-"}, {"start": 8002.58, "end": 8006.58, "text": " Who's taking the blame, Chat?"}, {"start": 8014.58, "end": 8018.58, "text": " I know what to do, though. I actually know what to do."}, {"start": 8018.58, "end": 8022.58, "text": " Wait, Chat, I actually know what to do."}, {"start": 8022.58, "end": 8027.58, "text": " Do you believe in my ability to know what to do? Because I do, I'm serious."}, {"start": 8032.58, "end": 8043.48, "text": " Look here for the mutated one I come straight down here and I get a bunch of"}, {"start": 8043.48, "end": 8047.76, "text": " dynamite and I use dynamite against it hear me out"}, {"start": 8047.76, "end": 8061.4400000000005, "text": " I'm going to get some more fish here too, hold up."}, {"start": 8061.4400000000005, "end": 8066.56, "text": " I'm low key hurt from real chat, no joke."}, {"start": 8066.56, "end": 8072.56, "text": " That hurt me right there."}, {"start": 8072.56, "end": 8079.56, "text": " I'm not sure what to do."}, {"start": 8079.56, "end": 8080.56, "text": " That hurt me right there."}, {"start": 8080.56, "end": 8084.56, "text": " This goober just said drop the fish in the fire to cook it."}, {"start": 8084.56, "end": 8089.56, "text": " Big dog, you watching a stream with your eyes closed?"}, {"start": 8089.56, "end": 8098.56, "text": " What do you think I'm into?"}, {"start": 8098.56, "end": 8101.56, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 8101.56, "end": 8102.400000000001, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 8103.320000000001, "end": 8104.96, "text": " We just gotta do it again."}, {"start": 8104.96, "end": 8106.76, "text": " I know what to do now."}, {"start": 8109.6, "end": 8111.120000000001, "text": " I didn't know there was a second one,"}, {"start": 8111.120000000001, "end": 8112.3, "text": " but I got it this time."}, {"start": 8115.740000000001, "end": 8117.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, getting by on the first one."}, {"start": 8121.4400000000005, "end": 8124.200000000001, "text": " Cast your fishing rod to catch a fish."}, {"start": 8214.2, "end": 8219.2, "text": " It's been done."}, {"start": 8219.2, "end": 8224.2, "text": " It's been done."}, {"start": 8224.2, "end": 8229.2, "text": " More food."}, {"start": 8229.2, "end": 8233.2, "text": " More food, chat."}, {"start": 8233.2, "end": 8238.2, "text": " Chat, are you ready?"}, {"start": 8244.2, "end": 8256.28, "text": " I have a bunch of food in my inventory you know what else I'm gonna do I'm gonna throw"}, {"start": 8256.28, "end": 8263.84, "text": " another dynamite and just get some more and just have it like across the island for the"}, {"start": 8263.84, "end": 8270.6, "text": " fight."}, {"start": 8270.6, "end": 8285.380000000001, "text": " key genius. Y'all see what I'm saying? Check the percent. Odds to fail this is slimed"}, {"start": 8285.380000000001, "end": 8287.380000000001, "text": " We're not failing it."}, {"start": 8287.380000000001, "end": 8289.380000000001, "text": " When you're blind to the seagulls."}, {"start": 8289.380000000001, "end": 8291.380000000001, "text": " Let me get rid of him real quick."}, {"start": 8309.380000000001, "end": 8311.380000000001, "text": " Alright chat, you ready?"}, {"start": 8315.380000000001, "end": 8325.380000000001, "text": " time. We're doing this again and I'm not failing this time. Let's go. Chat, we're doing this"}, {"start": 8325.380000000001, "end": 8344.380000000001, "text": " again and I will not fail this time. I will not. I refuse. I refuse to fail again."}, {"start": 8344.380000000001, "end": 8358.28, "text": " I'll see you later."}, {"start": 8508.28, "end": 8510.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8538.28, "end": 8540.28, "text": " Too easy chat"}, {"start": 8551.2, "end": 8553.92, "text": " Too easy chat"}, {"start": 8555.720000000001, "end": 8559.720000000001, "text": " Was it ever in doubt I didn't even have to use the dynamite the crazy part"}, {"start": 8560.720000000001, "end": 8563.960000000001, "text": " Chat didn't even have to use the dynamite by the way"}, {"start": 8565.720000000001, "end": 8567.720000000001, "text": " Didn't even have to"}, {"start": 8568.28, "end": 8573.6, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 8573.6, "end": 8574.6, "text": " So now where do I go?"}, {"start": 8574.6, "end": 8577.08, "text": " Where ever she took-tell me to go?"}, {"start": 8577.08, "end": 8580.12, "text": " All right, y'all."}, {"start": 8580.12, "end": 8581.44, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 8581.44, "end": 8587.68, "text": " Kitchall on the flip side."}, {"start": 8587.68, "end": 8589.68, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 8589.68, "end": 8591.68, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 8591.68, "end": 8597.36, "text": " You know what I'm feelin' it."}, {"start": 8597.36, "end": 8604.36, "text": " you know what I'm feeling"}, {"start": 8627.36, "end": 8635.6, "text": " You're out of here, chap!"}, {"start": 8635.6, "end": 8639.2, "text": " All that's the end of the game."}, {"start": 8639.2, "end": 8641.2, "text": " Get him out of here!"}, {"start": 8669.2, "end": 8671.2, "text": " What is this? You can't see where it's going to happen."}, {"start": 8671.2, "end": 8673.2, "text": " I can't skip this."}, {"start": 8673.2, "end": 8675.2, "text": " That game was actually so good."}, {"start": 8675.2, "end": 8677.2, "text": " Actually so good. No joke."}, {"start": 8677.2, "end": 8679.2, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 8679.2, "end": 8681.2, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 8681.2, "end": 8683.2, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 8683.2, "end": 8685.2, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 8685.2, "end": 8687.2, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 8687.2, "end": 8689.2, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 8689.2, "end": 8691.2, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 8691.2, "end": 8693.2, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 8693.2, "end": 8695.2, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 8695.2, "end": 8697.2, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 8697.2, "end": 8714.52, "text": " You gotta play easy difficulty if you're playing solo, no."}, {"start": 8714.52, "end": 8720.68, "text": " It just keeps going forever, does it really?"}, {"start": 8720.68, "end": 8727.68, "text": " Yeah, it's just keeps keep going forever."}, {"start": 8727.68, "end": 8734.68, "text": " GTA 6 chose a bad time to release."}, {"start": 8734.68, "end": 8735.68, "text": " True."}, {"start": 8735.68, "end": 8737.68, "text": " We're about to split the bet!"}, {"start": 8746.460000000001, "end": 8748.460000000001, "text": " Cheese!"}, {"start": 8765.68, "end": 8786.82, "text": " I actually came to the ear that was so good that was legitimately so good."}, {"start": 8786.82, "end": 8789.82, "text": " I thoroughly enjoyed that."}, {"start": 8789.82, "end": 8790.82, "text": " Check."}, {"start": 8798.82, "end": 8799.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8806.82, "end": 8808.82, "text": " How did I end up back here?"}, {"start": 8808.82, "end": 8821.82, "text": " only just let you restart from scratch if you want to like new game plus that was actually"}, {"start": 8821.82, "end": 8830.14, "text": " a great time I'm not gonna lie w game chat no joke w game that was so fun game of the"}, {"start": 8830.14, "end": 8838.14, "text": " year straight up straight up game of the year right there now we're gonna do"}, {"start": 8838.14, "end": 8845.619999999999, "text": " some spooky action and then we're gonna do some stank draw shores action you"}, {"start": 8845.62, "end": 8862.94, "text": " already know you already know don't you yeah you do you best get you a dipy on"}, {"start": 8862.94, "end": 8881.02, "text": " on chat. Hey, hey, you best get you a diaper on ladies and gentlemen, because I fear that"}, {"start": 8881.02, "end": 8884.4, "text": " It is what time?"}, {"start": 8886.82, "end": 8888.220000000001, "text": " Spooky time."}, {"start": 8891.66, "end": 8893.380000000001, "text": " Lock in, chat."}, {"start": 8893.380000000001, "end": 8894.300000000001, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 8896.42, "end": 8897.26, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8900.54, "end": 8902.82, "text": " Get you a diaper, young papa."}, {"start": 8906.54, "end": 8907.380000000001, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 8907.380000000001, "end": 8910.380000000001, "text": " Lock in, chat!"}, {"start": 8910.380000000001, "end": 8914.380000000001, "text": " Get you a Di-Bio!"}, {"start": 8914.380000000001, "end": 8920.380000000001, "text": " To this spooky time, baby!"}, {"start": 8920.380000000001, "end": 8925.380000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 9027.380000000001, "end": 9029.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9057.380000000001, "end": 9070.580000000002, "text": " I hope you got you a dypey on buster hey I hope you got you a dypey on buster"}, {"start": 9071.660000000002, "end": 9079.78, "text": " because it's spooky time up in here okay okay bet appreciate that strikeer"}, {"start": 9079.78, "end": 9085.900000000001, "text": " thank you strikeer w striker yo rosewood with a 10,000 bitch w rosewood with"}, {"start": 9085.9, "end": 9093.82, "text": " the 10,000 bits. Oh my good. Hey, case. What's like the oh, let's take off my stuff."}, {"start": 9097.18, "end": 9099.9, "text": " Hey, case. What's the thanks for to go to stream me all I vent me laughing. You're"}, {"start": 9099.9, "end": 9103.1, "text": " usually doesn't got me through some tough times. Also, I just got the demo for my"}, {"start": 9103.1, "end": 9107.66, "text": " first first war game last week called where Redwood ends on steam. Okay, but I'll"}, {"start": 9107.66, "end": 9111.9, "text": " take a piece out your w Rosewood with the 10,000 bits. Presate that Rosewood w"}, {"start": 9111.9, "end": 9123.9, "text": " the delivery guy. Type one. If"}, {"start": 9123.9, "end": 9124.9, "text": " you've ever had a delivery job"}, {"start": 9124.9, "end": 9126.9, "text": " before, we got a delivery"}, {"start": 9126.9, "end": 9128.9, "text": " individuals up in here."}, {"start": 9128.9, "end": 9136.02, "text": " guy. Type one if you've ever had a delivery job before. We got any delivery individuals up in here?"}, {"start": 9144.74, "end": 9153.14, "text": " Anyway, that's the name of the game, the delivery guy. I'm assuming we play as a pizza delivery guy."}, {"start": 9153.14, "end": 9158.66, "text": " I mean, I think that's pretty safe to assume. Not gonna lie. Pre-fire sensitivity."}, {"start": 9158.66, "end": 9163.539999999999, "text": " Let's go. GG. Oh, it's a kitty."}, {"start": 9169.3, "end": 9170.98, "text": " How am I going to pay this month's win?"}, {"start": 9176.34, "end": 9182.98, "text": " I've applied to countless jobs and still nothing. That's y'all's least favorite word right there."}, {"start": 9182.98, "end": 9205.22, "text": " jobs. At least I still got you in cases, kids. Wait, what? You and what? Wait a minute. You"}, {"start": 9205.22, "end": 9215.22, "text": " remember kitty? There should be some cat food left in the kitchen. W viewer. W viewer. Matter"}, {"start": 9215.22, "end": 9223.22, "text": " of fact, you don't even need a job. Just stay home, watch the videos. Yo, W devs for real."}, {"start": 9223.22, "end": 9229.22, "text": " Turn on the video. No, I gotta turn that system down a little bit more. Y'all know"}, {"start": 9229.22, "end": 9235.22, "text": " yep all right let's go get kitty some food you named the cat kitty too that's dope"}, {"start": 9236.74, "end": 9241.859999999999, "text": " hey chat hey had to grind for this view buddy"}, {"start": 9245.38, "end": 9253.14, "text": " had to grind for this view if you could even call this dump a kitchen bro just got a microwave"}, {"start": 9253.14, "end": 9260.14, "text": " You even got a free edge?"}, {"start": 9260.14, "end": 9267.14, "text": " Why's he just got a microwave?"}, {"start": 9267.14, "end": 9271.14, "text": " Yep, that's the last one."}, {"start": 9271.14, "end": 9274.14, "text": " Hey kitty, I got your food right here."}, {"start": 9274.14, "end": 9279.14, "text": " W kitty, man."}, {"start": 9279.14, "end": 9280.14, "text": " Eatin'."}, {"start": 9280.14, "end": 9283.14, "text": " Oh, who's calling? That must be one of them jobs."}, {"start": 9285.14, "end": 9287.14, "text": " Relax, that's just the phone."}, {"start": 9288.14, "end": 9290.14, "text": " I want to know who's calling at this hour of the night."}, {"start": 9290.14, "end": 9293.14, "text": " Gotta be one of them jobs you applied to."}, {"start": 9294.14, "end": 9295.14, "text": " Gotta be."}, {"start": 9300.14, "end": 9301.14, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9302.14, "end": 9303.14, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9304.14, "end": 9305.14, "text": " Boss?"}, {"start": 9306.14, "end": 9309.14, "text": " Hello, I'm calling from the burger pizzeria."}, {"start": 9310.14, "end": 9317.26, "text": " Burger Pete Burger Pete's oh burger Pete's a Zaria so they do burgers and pizza. Okay. That's kind of cool"}, {"start": 9317.5, "end": 9322.18, "text": " You could have named it something else, but matter of fact, no, I don't want to work here no more. I like to know your establishment. Sorry"}, {"start": 9326.859999999999, "end": 9329.699999999999, "text": " I'm calling about the application you sent us oh"}, {"start": 9332.18, "end": 9337.66, "text": " Right, I really wasn't expecting a call back. I'm not gonna lie. Please don't hire me. Please"}, {"start": 9340.14, "end": 9347.14, "text": " We looked over your resume, the position is yours if you're still interested."}, {"start": 9347.14, "end": 9351.14, "text": " I think I'm good on that."}, {"start": 9351.14, "end": 9354.14, "text": " I think I'm good on that."}, {"start": 9354.14, "end": 9356.14, "text": " Wait, really?"}, {"start": 9356.14, "end": 9359.14, "text": " We're short on drivers tonight."}, {"start": 9359.14, "end": 9361.14, "text": " If you could come in now, you could start immediately."}, {"start": 9361.14, "end": 9363.14, "text": " Oh, you don't lost your mind."}, {"start": 9363.14, "end": 9364.14, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9364.14, "end": 9365.14, "text": " You ain't, uh-uh, no."}, {"start": 9365.14, "end": 9369.14, "text": " You ain't about to start tonight."}, {"start": 9369.14, "end": 9385.14, "text": " My worst nightmare, bro, I swear there's nothing like a plan for a job and they're like, yo, you can literally start tonight. There ain't no way. I can't. You're going to give me at least two weeks to mentally prepare for having to show up to work. No, Joe."}, {"start": 9390.14, "end": 9391.14, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 9391.14, "end": 9398.66, "text": " right? Like, if you get a job chat, you know, joke, gotta like, have two weeks to mentally"}, {"start": 9398.66, "end": 9406.34, "text": " prepare because you know your life's ruined. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I'll be there. Let's do it to"}, {"start": 9406.34, "end": 9414.82, "text": " goober. No, I don't want to go to work. Yesterday is my lucky day. I should get going. I don't"}, {"start": 9414.82, "end": 9420.34, "text": " want to be late. Bro, bro, hold up. We can't be late. He just said we could start working."}, {"start": 9420.34, "end": 9422.34, "text": " What time is it matter of fact?"}, {"start": 9424.18, "end": 9429.54, "text": " Yo kitty, I got a job now. I gotta put food on the table somehow. So I'll be back in a little while"}, {"start": 9430.82, "end": 9432.82, "text": " W kitty man"}, {"start": 9432.9, "end": 9434.9, "text": " Sleepy with the five"}, {"start": 9436.66, "end": 9439.460000000001, "text": " All right chat, let's go start our pizza delivery job"}, {"start": 9441.7, "end": 9443.7, "text": " We gotta pay for this view somehow"}, {"start": 9445.460000000001, "end": 9447.460000000001, "text": " Bye kitty, I'll be back in a little bit"}, {"start": 9450.34, "end": 9452.62, "text": " GG we shouldn't have done it. I"}, {"start": 9455.0, "end": 9462.8, "text": " Immediately know the layout of this entire place by the way been here many a time here. I am while this place is far from the city"}, {"start": 9465.62, "end": 9468.880000000001, "text": " Nerd not y'all y'all know the layout of this place, too. Don't you?"}, {"start": 9471.86, "end": 9475.14, "text": " Look I know the lay of this place is look to the right"}, {"start": 9475.14, "end": 9478.18, "text": " Wait, wait, this place got motion on there."}, {"start": 9478.18, "end": 9479.939999999999, "text": " I thought there was more people on that."}, {"start": 9479.939999999999, "end": 9483.5, "text": " So the right is a hallway and there's gonna be a bathroom"}, {"start": 9483.5, "end": 9485.539999999999, "text": " on the right hand side of the hallway."}, {"start": 9488.06, "end": 9488.9, "text": " Told you."}, {"start": 9488.9, "end": 9490.66, "text": " He he he he he he."}, {"start": 9490.66, "end": 9492.9, "text": " Told you, I know my stuff."}, {"start": 9496.26, "end": 9497.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9497.26, "end": 9498.779999999999, "text": " Well, there's a few customers here."}, {"start": 9498.779999999999, "end": 9500.18, "text": " It's low key got some motion."}, {"start": 9500.18, "end": 9501.38, "text": " How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 9501.38, "end": 9503.74, "text": " I'm y'all's new delivery driver."}, {"start": 9503.74, "end": 9504.58, "text": " I'm stable."}, {"start": 9504.58, "end": 9506.58, "text": " God"}, {"start": 9507.58, "end": 9509.58, "text": " Are you the boss"}, {"start": 9510.66, "end": 9516.46, "text": " You must be the new delivery guy that's me yo whoa with the five thank yous"}, {"start": 9518.62, "end": 9520.62, "text": " Yeah first day"}, {"start": 9525.02, "end": 9527.02, "text": " Good journey"}, {"start": 9527.26, "end": 9532.74, "text": " The pizzas aren't ready yet. Go take a seat. I'll call you when they're done. Yes, sir"}, {"start": 9534.58, "end": 9541.1, "text": " I don't want to be here, I want to go home and play video games, why do I have to pay"}, {"start": 9541.1, "end": 9542.1, "text": " bills, man?"}, {"start": 9542.1, "end": 9554.26, "text": " He ain't gonna give it all like, you're the new delivery guy, right?"}, {"start": 9554.26, "end": 9557.26, "text": " Why are you whispering inconspicuously?"}, {"start": 9557.26, "end": 9559.26, "text": " Yeah, first night."}, {"start": 9559.26, "end": 9560.26, "text": " Figures."}, {"start": 9560.26, "end": 9564.26, "text": " What's that supposed to mean?"}, {"start": 9564.26, "end": 9571.5, "text": " You know, they've gone through three drivers this month."}, {"start": 9571.5, "end": 9574.5, "text": " Why is that?"}, {"start": 9574.5, "end": 9575.5, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 9575.5, "end": 9578.74, "text": " Yeah, they just don't come back."}, {"start": 9578.74, "end": 9579.74, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 9579.74, "end": 9582.1, "text": " What do you mean, don't come back?"}, {"start": 9582.1, "end": 9584.5, "text": " You mean like death or they just don't come back to work?"}, {"start": 9584.5, "end": 9587.5, "text": " Hold on now."}, {"start": 9587.5, "end": 9594.5, "text": " And it takes him to anywhere."}, {"start": 9617.5, "end": 9624.98, "text": " Did he really have to do that?"}, {"start": 9624.98, "end": 9625.98, "text": " What are you waiting for?"}, {"start": 9625.98, "end": 9626.98, "text": " The pieces are on the counter."}, {"start": 9626.98, "end": 9630.82, "text": " First off, boss, I just got here on literally last minute notice."}, {"start": 9630.82, "end": 9634.14, "text": " You are not about to start talking to me like that when I literally just started working."}, {"start": 9634.14, "end": 9635.5, "text": " What do you mean what are you waiting for?"}, {"start": 9635.5, "end": 9637.02, "text": " Man, forget this job."}, {"start": 9637.02, "end": 9640.02, "text": " Forget this whole place."}, {"start": 9640.02, "end": 9644.02, "text": " All right, you have a good night, man."}, {"start": 9644.02, "end": 9647.02, "text": " Don't worry, I'll go around, boss."}, {"start": 9647.02, "end": 9649.02, "text": " I hate this job!"}, {"start": 9656.02, "end": 9658.02, "text": " Enjoy that pizza."}, {"start": 9664.02, "end": 9666.02, "text": " What do I deliver these to, man?"}, {"start": 9670.02, "end": 9674.02, "text": " Three deliveries tonight. Two downtown and one past the forest."}, {"start": 9674.02, "end": 9678.68, "text": " What are you trying to say if they send me to the forest don't go right before you jump scare me"}, {"start": 9683.78, "end": 9685.78, "text": " But I"}, {"start": 9685.94, "end": 9691.82, "text": " You should take the shortcut through the forest to reach the house entire GG. Yeah, GG"}, {"start": 9693.94, "end": 9697.560000000001, "text": " Got it yo alley with the 5w alley with the five"}, {"start": 9697.56, "end": 9699.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9700.439999999999, "end": 9704.68, "text": " Is it just me or does it like this isn't like a proper introduction"}, {"start": 9705.32, "end": 9706.76, "text": " like"}, {"start": 9706.76, "end": 9710.199999999999, "text": " Are you not gonna like give me the run around you're just gonna be like oh here's the pizzas"}, {"start": 9710.199999999999, "end": 9712.9, "text": " We even discussed pay or nothing hours"}, {"start": 9713.76, "end": 9715.279999999999, "text": " breaks"}, {"start": 9715.279999999999, "end": 9717.88, "text": " We discussed nothing like that"}, {"start": 9719.08, "end": 9724.64, "text": " This hey, I don't think this is a real job chat. I'm not gonna lie. I think this might just be a straight-up setup"}, {"start": 9727.56, "end": 9734.039999999999, "text": " life all right so at the crossroads I have to turn right the first customer"}, {"start": 9734.039999999999, "end": 9738.359999999999, "text": " should be at the park if I keep going straight down the same road I should"}, {"start": 9738.359999999999, "end": 9746.279999999999, "text": " find a second music"}, {"start": 9746.28, "end": 9748.28, "text": " Who turned that up? I can't turn it up"}, {"start": 9751.12, "end": 9755.62, "text": " Somebody ordered a pizza to park W driver"}, {"start": 9761.400000000001, "end": 9763.560000000001, "text": " Okay, this looks like a park right here"}, {"start": 9765.720000000001, "end": 9769.480000000001, "text": " Okay, let's bust the right breezy with the T and W breezy with the team"}, {"start": 9770.880000000001, "end": 9772.880000000001, "text": " Okay, that's not a park. Oh"}, {"start": 9772.880000000001, "end": 9777.880000000001, "text": " Oh this is a park. I must go park in the middle of the road. Get it? Park in the middle of the road. Okay."}, {"start": 9788.880000000001, "end": 9790.880000000001, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 9790.880000000001, "end": 9792.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9805.920000000002, "end": 9811.84, "text": " Excuse me, how you doing? I got you a piece of delivery alley with the fire"}, {"start": 9813.880000000001, "end": 9816.28, "text": " Oh, hey, just leave the piece on the other swing"}, {"start": 9816.28, "end": 9833.560000000001, "text": " the other swing yeah I here's the money we're my tip a big dog we're my"}, {"start": 9833.56, "end": 9834.56, "text": " What's up there?"}, {"start": 9844.56, "end": 9845.56, "text": " You ain't gonna chill?"}, {"start": 9847.56, "end": 9848.56, "text": " You ain't gonna chill?"}, {"start": 9848.56, "end": 9849.56, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 9850.56, "end": 9851.56, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9852.56, "end": 9854.56, "text": " Crop duster that pizza."}, {"start": 9854.56, "end": 9855.56, "text": " You done lost your mind."}, {"start": 9855.56, "end": 9857.56, "text": " Got me driving out here."}, {"start": 9857.56, "end": 9858.56, "text": " You ain't gonna leave me no chill."}, {"start": 9858.56, "end": 9860.56, "text": " You done lost your mind."}, {"start": 9863.56, "end": 9866.56, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 9867.56, "end": 9870.56, "text": " No one of the drivers aren't coming back? Exactly."}, {"start": 9870.56, "end": 9873.56, "text": " How do I get back in the car?"}, {"start": 9874.56, "end": 9876.56, "text": " Wait, did I not?"}, {"start": 9876.56, "end": 9879.56, "text": " Maybe I needed to talk to him."}, {"start": 9887.56, "end": 9890.56, "text": " I-I can't take back what I did."}, {"start": 9890.56, "end": 9892.56, "text": " I can't take back what I did"}, {"start": 9894.9, "end": 9899.34, "text": " No, no, I don't talk to him. Oh, I don't retract that fork in"}, {"start": 9901.4, "end": 9903.4, "text": " Like a"}, {"start": 9904.539999999999, "end": 9908.279999999999, "text": " Do I just keep going down the road maybe do I leave my car back here?"}, {"start": 9911.359999999999, "end": 9914.22, "text": " No, I don't I can't get back in my car"}, {"start": 9920.56, "end": 9924.26, "text": " Oh, it's a specific hit box."}, {"start": 9924.26, "end": 9925.72, "text": " Keep going."}, {"start": 9925.72, "end": 9927.16, "text": " Cheshire Chaser radio station."}, {"start": 9927.16, "end": 9928.32, "text": " Requiet this radio station."}, {"start": 9936.32, "end": 9937.8, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 9943.08, "end": 9945.96, "text": " Ally with the file."}, {"start": 9945.96, "end": 9949.359999999999, "text": " I must be tripping."}, {"start": 9949.36, "end": 9951.68, "text": " Was that a humongous?"}, {"start": 9951.68, "end": 9952.68, "text": " Fully formed?"}, {"start": 9957.76, "end": 9960.02, "text": " That looked like a mutated dog."}, {"start": 9963.900000000001, "end": 9965.24, "text": " Okay, is the next delivery here?"}, {"start": 9965.24, "end": 9966.08, "text": " I don't like this."}, {"start": 9966.08, "end": 9967.0, "text": " I don't like this one."}, {"start": 9967.0, "end": 9968.32, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 9968.32, "end": 9970.400000000001, "text": " Chat, no, I do not."}, {"start": 9970.400000000001, "end": 9972.24, "text": " Did you see it just skip the frame?"}, {"start": 9972.24, "end": 9973.640000000001, "text": " Something just loaded in."}, {"start": 10003.64, "end": 10013.64, "text": " Is this a glitch?"}, {"start": 10013.64, "end": 10023.64, "text": " Is this a glitch?"}, {"start": 10023.64, "end": 10030.64, "text": " Yo bro, what's up?"}, {"start": 10030.64, "end": 10034.64, "text": " Pizza delivery!"}, {"start": 10034.64, "end": 10040.64, "text": " Hey, no way, you actually pulled up!"}, {"start": 10040.64, "end": 10043.64, "text": " You got the money?"}, {"start": 10043.64, "end": 10045.64, "text": " Yeah, I guess."}, {"start": 10045.64, "end": 10048.64, "text": " It's fire, bro. Just drop it right there."}, {"start": 10048.64, "end": 10052.64, "text": " Alright, have you seen something out of section?"}, {"start": 10052.64, "end": 10054.64, "text": " Why are you smiling while you were dancing?"}, {"start": 10056.64, "end": 10058.64, "text": " What? No, it's nothing."}, {"start": 10058.64, "end": 10060.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10064.64, "end": 10066.64, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 10069.64, "end": 10071.64, "text": " What kind of clients?"}, {"start": 10071.64, "end": 10074.64, "text": " You know what? As long as they pay me, it's okay."}, {"start": 10074.64, "end": 10077.64, "text": " Now I should just do... Now I should just..."}, {"start": 10078.64, "end": 10080.64, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 10080.64, "end": 10082.64, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 10082.64, "end": 10084.64, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 10084.64, "end": 10086.64, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 10086.64, "end": 10088.64, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 10088.64, "end": 10090.64, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 10092.64, "end": 10095.64, "text": " Now I should have just one delivery left."}, {"start": 10095.64, "end": 10098.64, "text": " And it's the one in the woods, Chad, Gigi."}, {"start": 10098.64, "end": 10102.64, "text": " Hey, G to the G ski."}, {"start": 10102.64, "end": 10104.64, "text": " It's the..."}, {"start": 10106.64, "end": 10109.64, "text": " Why did he look so small in the car?"}, {"start": 10110.64, "end": 10137.64, "text": " All this to deliver a pizza, by the way."}, {"start": 10137.64, "end": 10144.64, "text": " was that a deer? Did y'all see"}, {"start": 10144.64, "end": 10145.64, "text": " something on the screen? I"}, {"start": 10145.64, "end": 10146.64, "text": " didn't see it. Check it. Y'all"}, {"start": 10146.64, "end": 10148.64, "text": " clip that real quick. Thank you."}, {"start": 10148.64, "end": 10157.64, "text": " Y'all clip that. What happened?"}, {"start": 10157.64, "end": 10162.64, "text": " Thank you. They all clip by the"}, {"start": 10162.64, "end": 10167.64, "text": " I'll kill him by the way."}, {"start": 10167.64, "end": 10183.859999999999, "text": " I got it turned out so don't kill it right again."}, {"start": 10183.859999999999, "end": 10188.16, "text": " I didn't see nothing."}, {"start": 10188.16, "end": 10208.44, "text": " Just a look of pure fear, dude."}, {"start": 10208.44, "end": 10214.2, "text": " Just death."}, {"start": 10214.2, "end": 10218.720000000001, "text": " I didn't see nothing, though, so it's all good, I guess."}, {"start": 10222.480000000001, "end": 10225.28, "text": " We're dead, by the way."}, {"start": 10225.28, "end": 10226.720000000001, "text": " Is that a deer?"}, {"start": 10226.720000000001, "end": 10228.28, "text": " Oh, oh, dear."}, {"start": 10228.28, "end": 10229.28, "text": " I think it was."}, {"start": 10231.640000000001, "end": 10233.400000000001, "text": " I shouldn't be that far from the house."}, {"start": 10238.0, "end": 10239.08, "text": " Run that by me again."}, {"start": 10244.2, "end": 10264.52, "text": " We just crashed our car in the middle of the woods, the car is on fire, and we're almost"}, {"start": 10264.52, "end": 10272.28, "text": " dead and you're still trying to deliver the pizza"}, {"start": 10276.800000000001, "end": 10287.960000000001, "text": " hey hey w man's keep the shirt down I'll know y'all mess with it"}, {"start": 10294.52, "end": 10317.0, "text": " Jack will you be getting that shirt when it drops be honest be honest now"}, {"start": 10318.92, "end": 10323.4, "text": " I have to keep this job I have to pick up the pizzas and keep going is this dude stupid"}, {"start": 10323.4, "end": 10329.92, "text": " What do you mean you have to keep this job? Your car is cooked. The steering"}, {"start": 10329.92, "end": 10336.32, "text": " wheels lay in the seat. What is that?"}, {"start": 10336.32, "end": 10353.68, "text": " This is the best wider in video game history."}, {"start": 10353.68, "end": 10355.68, "text": " Look at this!"}, {"start": 10355.68, "end": 10359.4, "text": " Oh, that's unbelievable!"}, {"start": 10359.4, "end": 10360.4, "text": " We must deliver the-"}, {"start": 10360.4, "end": 10362.4, "text": " It's not over yet."}, {"start": 10366.4, "end": 10367.4, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10367.9, "end": 10368.9, "text": " Here!"}, {"start": 10369.9, "end": 10370.9, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 10371.4, "end": 10372.4, "text": " Hold on!"}, {"start": 10373.9, "end": 10374.9, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10374.9, "end": 10376.4, "text": " Run through the rulings!"}, {"start": 10376.4, "end": 10377.9, "text": " I'm getting it!"}, {"start": 10377.9, "end": 10379.4, "text": " I'll know where to go!"}, {"start": 10379.4, "end": 10380.9, "text": " Gonna live in a peaceful..."}, {"start": 10380.9, "end": 10381.9, "text": " HELLO!"}, {"start": 10390.4, "end": 10407.22, "text": " just in case y'all wanted a note chat I did the laughing vocals for this game like the"}, {"start": 10407.22, "end": 10422.66, "text": " laugh that happens I did that I'm lying I'm lying I didn't do that okay let's not"}, {"start": 10422.66, "end": 10426.42, "text": " mess y'all don't need to mess this up this time"}, {"start": 10430.34, "end": 10433.859999999999, "text": " I don't know where to go"}, {"start": 10437.22, "end": 10452.22, "text": " I got a piece of the liver! I ain't got a liver! Somebody help! You trying to kill me? I don't know where to go! I got a flea! Somebody please! God, I'm living between us!"}, {"start": 10452.22, "end": 10479.22, "text": " Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Heal my cheeks! I like pizza! Heal my cheeks! I'm gonna deliver this pizza! Mushrooms, ham, brownie, cheese! Cheese! Mushrooms!"}, {"start": 10479.22, "end": 10481.22, "text": " How do I go?"}, {"start": 10481.22, "end": 10483.22, "text": " Let's go, we're gonna go!"}, {"start": 10499.22, "end": 10501.22, "text": " Oh, I can crouch."}, {"start": 10505.22, "end": 10507.22, "text": " There is a crouch button."}, {"start": 10507.22, "end": 10509.22, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 10510.22, "end": 10512.22, "text": " Tell me about some mushroom."}, {"start": 10514.22, "end": 10519.22, "text": " It ain't that funny, big dog. Chill out."}, {"start": 10520.22, "end": 10524.22, "text": " Mushroom pepperoni, gee, gee."}, {"start": 10527.22, "end": 10529.22, "text": " Let's go. I got this, huh?"}, {"start": 10529.22, "end": 10531.22, "text": " Smell of flesh."}, {"start": 10537.22, "end": 10543.619999999999, "text": " Uh, mozzarella. I'm a smart fella. I'm not a smart smelter. I gotta deliver this letter."}, {"start": 10543.619999999999, "end": 10547.859999999999, "text": " Uh, double cheese. You want some pepperoni? You want some mushrooms?"}, {"start": 10547.859999999999, "end": 10551.46, "text": " How about some sausage? I'm gonna keep on running..."}, {"start": 10551.46, "end": 10553.46, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10555.619999999999, "end": 10563.939999999999, "text": " Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Hey! Hey! Hey! It ain't no dominoes. It ain't no piece of"}, {"start": 10563.94, "end": 10567.44, "text": " It ain't no booty crust, it's the C.C.'s tongue."}, {"start": 10567.44, "end": 10570.44, "text": " Got the mac and cheese pizza and I got it on me."}, {"start": 10570.44, "end": 10572.94, "text": " Double S's a large thunder deliverer."}, {"start": 10572.94, "end": 10574.94, "text": " Hell, he chasing me."}, {"start": 10574.94, "end": 10576.44, "text": " He wants cheese."}, {"start": 10576.44, "end": 10577.44, "text": " He on my cheese."}, {"start": 10577.44, "end": 10579.44, "text": " It's about to pass out."}, {"start": 10579.44, "end": 10580.44, "text": " Somebody help."}, {"start": 10581.44, "end": 10582.44, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 10583.44, "end": 10584.94, "text": " I can't go to be too tough."}, {"start": 10584.94, "end": 10586.94, "text": " Uh, be too tough."}, {"start": 10586.94, "end": 10587.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10587.94, "end": 10589.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10592.26, "end": 10594.26, "text": " Won't have mercy I just levitated"}, {"start": 10598.34, "end": 10602.78, "text": " They got lost it all this for $9 an hour by the way"}, {"start": 10602.78, "end": 10621.78, "text": " I don't think these are edible anymore. I should at least knock and apologize. This was not our fault, man."}, {"start": 10621.78, "end": 10628.78, "text": " I can still offer it to him."}, {"start": 10628.78, "end": 10633.78, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10633.78, "end": 10647.78, "text": " It should be my last delivery, but where's the customer?"}, {"start": 10647.78, "end": 10654.78, "text": " Hey, it's the pizza delivery guy."}, {"start": 10654.78, "end": 10659.78, "text": " Wait, why do you need a pizza?"}, {"start": 10659.78, "end": 10663.78, "text": " You got like 10 of them here."}, {"start": 10663.78, "end": 10669.78, "text": " Wait, are these from the other delivery guys?"}, {"start": 10669.78, "end": 10673.78, "text": " And there's broken lighters on the table."}, {"start": 10673.78, "end": 10682.02, "text": " It's the eating pizza delivery guy lived in the cabin in the middle of the woods demon and we were its next sacrifice"}, {"start": 10683.7, "end": 10685.7, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 10691.460000000001, "end": 10694.1, "text": " I was wondering when you finally get here"}, {"start": 10696.42, "end": 10698.42, "text": " You can talk"}, {"start": 10698.66, "end": 10700.66, "text": " Of course I can"}, {"start": 10700.66, "end": 10703.66, "text": " Your boss and I have an arrangement."}, {"start": 10703.66, "end": 10704.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10709.66, "end": 10712.66, "text": " He sends me delivery drivers."}, {"start": 10712.66, "end": 10714.66, "text": " I eat them."}, {"start": 10719.66, "end": 10721.66, "text": " And he doesn't have to pay them."}, {"start": 10723.66, "end": 10724.66, "text": " Hell boss."}, {"start": 10726.66, "end": 10729.66, "text": " And now I'm gonna eat you."}, {"start": 10730.66, "end": 10745.86, "text": " Oh no. I'm allergic to dudes allergic to cats. This dude is a ten foot tall demon creature"}, {"start": 10745.86, "end": 10759.66, "text": " and he's allergic to cats. How did kitty get here by the way? Gave it a year chat. Kitty!"}, {"start": 10759.66, "end": 10766.66, "text": " It says W Kitty in the game."}, {"start": 10766.66, "end": 10772.66, "text": " How did you know I was here?"}, {"start": 10772.66, "end": 10777.66, "text": " Never mind, let's go home."}, {"start": 10777.66, "end": 10785.66, "text": " Oh my goodness, game in here."}, {"start": 10785.66, "end": 10792.28, "text": " Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!"}, {"start": 10792.28, "end": 10796.42, "text": " C'mon! I can hit the wrong man, I'm going home!"}, {"start": 10796.42, "end": 10799.26, "text": " I just quit my job, I don't even care!"}, {"start": 10799.26, "end": 10801.9, "text": " Wipping on the ground with the leather down!"}, {"start": 10801.9, "end": 10803.78, "text": " Trying to get back home!"}, {"start": 10803.78, "end": 10806.18, "text": " Ay! Trying to pull up to the grill,"}, {"start": 10806.18, "end": 10807.56, "text": " Trying to make a meal,"}, {"start": 10807.56, "end": 10808.92, "text": " Trying to play the game,"}, {"start": 10808.92, "end": 10810.42, "text": " Trying to straight chill,"}, {"start": 10810.42, "end": 10811.72, "text": " Trying to do what I want,"}, {"start": 10811.72, "end": 10812.9, "text": " Trying to make a meal,"}, {"start": 10812.9, "end": 10814.4, "text": " And I do what thing I want,"}, {"start": 10814.4, "end": 10821.9, "text": " Because I am chill, um, yeah, and I keep on going, yeah,"}, {"start": 10821.9, "end": 10823.94, "text": " and I keep on flowing."}, {"start": 10823.94, "end": 10826.82, "text": " Just got back to the crib, did a bid,"}, {"start": 10826.82, "end": 10829.619999999999, "text": " just delivered a pizza, and I almost did."}, {"start": 10829.619999999999, "end": 10833.699999999999, "text": " Um, hold up."}, {"start": 10833.699999999999, "end": 10836.46, "text": " Hold up, yeah."}, {"start": 10836.46, "end": 10839.46, "text": " Hey, gotta find a new job."}, {"start": 10839.46, "end": 10840.66, "text": " I'm good on that."}, {"start": 10840.66, "end": 10842.26, "text": " Just don't chill, lift the crib."}, {"start": 10842.26, "end": 10843.42, "text": " I'm good on that."}, {"start": 10843.42, "end": 10846.18, "text": " Just gonna play the game, and I'll chill it back."}, {"start": 10846.18, "end": 10848.7, "text": " Lean back in the crib, smoke it crack."}, {"start": 10850.22, "end": 10851.78, "text": " I didn't mean that."}, {"start": 10851.78, "end": 10854.54, "text": " I ain't doing no drugs, I'm just chillin' man."}, {"start": 10854.54, "end": 10857.7, "text": " Just drinkin' some water, doin' my thang."}, {"start": 10857.7, "end": 10860.14, "text": " Got a diamond ring, bling, bling."}, {"start": 10863.7, "end": 10865.3, "text": " Oh, hold up."}, {"start": 10869.66, "end": 10870.5, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 10870.5, "end": 10872.5, "text": " I'm going back in."}, {"start": 10872.5, "end": 10874.5, "text": " Oh, and I'm going back in."}, {"start": 10874.5, "end": 10876.5, "text": " I'm like a hen."}, {"start": 10876.5, "end": 10878.5, "text": " I lay the egg."}, {"start": 10878.5, "end": 10880.5, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 10880.5, "end": 10882.5, "text": " I got a big leg."}, {"start": 10882.5, "end": 10884.5, "text": " I got a big leg like I'm Clark the pirate"}, {"start": 10884.5, "end": 10886.5, "text": " from Back Room."}, {"start": 10886.5, "end": 10888.5, "text": " That didn't rhyme, but it's okay."}, {"start": 10888.5, "end": 10890.5, "text": " I'm in the Back Room."}, {"start": 10890.5, "end": 10892.5, "text": " I got a vacuum."}, {"start": 10892.5, "end": 10894.5, "text": " I got a thong on."}, {"start": 10894.5, "end": 10896.5, "text": " Oh, I'm done about the pass out."}, {"start": 10896.5, "end": 10898.5, "text": " I'm done about the pass out."}, {"start": 10898.5, "end": 10900.5, "text": " Come on, pass out."}, {"start": 10901.5, "end": 10903.5, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 10920.5, "end": 10922.5, "text": " My mouse ain't working."}, {"start": 10922.5, "end": 10932.5, "text": " My mouse ain't working."}, {"start": 10932.5, "end": 10942.5, "text": " G.G."}, {"start": 10942.5, "end": 10945.5, "text": " Give me your answer, dude."}, {"start": 10945.5, "end": 10948.5, "text": " I'm half-crate, my voice gone."}, {"start": 10952.5, "end": 10954.5, "text": " I got one car in the driveway."}, {"start": 10968.5, "end": 10969.5, "text": " Kobe."}, {"start": 10970.5, "end": 10972.5, "text": " My mouse still ain't working."}, {"start": 10972.5, "end": 10975.5, "text": " I just plugged it in and it's still lit."}, {"start": 10997.5, "end": 10999.5, "text": " Okay, I got it."}, {"start": 10999.5, "end": 11006.5, "text": " What was what is this?"}, {"start": 11006.5, "end": 11015.5, "text": " Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 11015.5, "end": 11030.54, "text": " It is time, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 11030.54, "end": 11035.98, "text": " You know what time it is."}, {"start": 11035.98, "end": 11041.66, "text": " Of course you know what time it is."}, {"start": 11041.66, "end": 11045.66, "text": " paid CPR dummy with the five gifted."}, {"start": 11045.66, "end": 11046.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11050.1, "end": 11053.5, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, you know what time it is."}, {"start": 11055.28, "end": 11056.619999999999, "text": " It is time"}, {"start": 11058.619999999999, "end": 11060.619999999999, "text": " for another episode"}, {"start": 11064.22, "end": 11066.98, "text": " of the Stanky Shores, buddy."}, {"start": 11066.98, "end": 11073.98, "text": " Time to make up."}, {"start": 11073.98, "end": 11088.98, "text": " Yo, accurate gift, dude."}, {"start": 11088.98, "end": 11093.98, "text": " Yo, accurate gift, actually."}, {"start": 11093.98, "end": 11106.98, "text": " Locky and chat is time for us to make us some money. It is time for another episode of Stanky Shores, Ladies and Gentlemen."}, {"start": 11106.98, "end": 11116.98, "text": " Oh yeah chat we got a banger horror game tomorrow too a new one came out that I've been waiting to come out for a minute. We got a banger horror game for tomorrow as well. I'm ready for that one."}, {"start": 11116.98, "end": 11125.58, "text": " Lucky and Jack, it is time to make us some more money."}, {"start": 11125.58, "end": 11136.859999999999, "text": " It is time for another episode of the Stanky Shores, aka BBL Bay, aka Swim."}, {"start": 11136.86, "end": 11138.86, "text": " What the heck?"}, {"start": 11138.86, "end": 11140.86, "text": " It's time!"}, {"start": 11286.86, "end": 11311.140000000001, "text": " It is time for another episode of the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 11311.14, "end": 11315.5, "text": " Yo, Trab with the 20 gifted."}, {"start": 11315.5, "end": 11317.74, "text": " Yo, WTrab with the 20 gifted."}, {"start": 11317.74, "end": 11320.74, "text": " WDev WTrab with the 20 gifted."}, {"start": 11322.08, "end": 11324.74, "text": " Oh my goodness, what was that gift?"}, {"start": 11341.14, "end": 11359.14, "text": " All right, ladies and gentlemen, what was the last thing oh, yeah, if you were not here in the last episode of the Stanky Shores and"}, {"start": 11359.14, "end": 11366.14, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11366.14, "end": 11384.42, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 11384.42, "end": 11391.02, "text": " I made the unfortunate mistake of going back to the Stanky Shores because I heard they"}, {"start": 11391.02, "end": 11397.02, "text": " got some new water slides put in and I heard they got a new lifeguard, so I assume they"}, {"start": 11397.02, "end": 11399.42, "text": " were starting to take proper safety measures."}, {"start": 11399.42, "end": 11400.42, "text": " What do you mean start?"}, {"start": 11400.42, "end": 11404.78, "text": " First off, sir, sir, first off, what do you mean start?"}, {"start": 11404.78, "end": 11408.82, "text": " We have always, y'all lawyers, y'all need to be in the office right now."}, {"start": 11408.82, "end": 11410.82, "text": " Y'all lawyers, I don't care if it's midnight."}, {"start": 11410.82, "end": 11413.42, "text": " Y'all need to get y'all's office real quick."}, {"start": 11413.42, "end": 11415.98, "text": " We got a problem. Call me when y'all get there."}, {"start": 11418.22, "end": 11422.7, "text": " And I kept hearing everyone talk about this new slide called The Billy and that it was unlike"}, {"start": 11422.7, "end": 11431.42, "text": " any water slide ever been made. So I really wanted to go and try it out. So I hopped on the slide"}, {"start": 11431.42, "end": 11433.5, "text": " and it seems like- He already lied, he already lied."}, {"start": 11436.06, "end": 11441.1, "text": " Going down I realized this was the fastest water slide I had ever been on my entire life."}, {"start": 11441.1, "end": 11443.6, "text": " Cap, you get more speed on the ocean, man."}, {"start": 11445.86, "end": 11448.6, "text": " And by the time I had reached the bottom of the slide,"}, {"start": 11448.6, "end": 11451.9, "text": " it had launched me so far to the air"}, {"start": 11451.9, "end": 11455.74, "text": " that I actually went over the water park's fence"}, {"start": 11455.74, "end": 11460.1, "text": " and crashed through a window of the apartment complex next to it."}, {"start": 11460.1, "end": 11462.1, "text": " Proof or it didn't happen, buddy."}, {"start": 11463.9, "end": 11464.9, "text": " Park."}, {"start": 11464.9, "end": 11467.2, "text": " And that's where all this..."}, {"start": 11467.2, "end": 11469.0, "text": " That is completely unrelated."}, {"start": 11469.0, "end": 11470.4, "text": " That is completely unrelated."}, {"start": 11470.4, "end": 11473.76, "text": " You got you got like a burn attack you or something buddy. No"}, {"start": 11474.64, "end": 11480.98, "text": " You have no substantial proof that that came from the not not from the bill you didn't know"}, {"start": 11484.199999999999, "end": 11486.68, "text": " The glass from the window just cut me off"}, {"start": 11487.4, "end": 11493.039999999999, "text": " So if you were planning on going to the snanky shores to try out the new Billy slide don't not"}, {"start": 11500.4, "end": 11505.4, "text": " No, shut up. Don't say nothing."}, {"start": 11505.4, "end": 11507.4, "text": " Y'all better have that cease and"}, {"start": 11507.4, "end": 11510.4, "text": " desist in this dude's front yard"}, {"start": 11510.4, "end": 11513.4, "text": " legitimately in 45 minutes or less."}, {"start": 11513.4, "end": 11515.4, "text": " Like, no, you have to have it has"}, {"start": 11515.4, "end": 11517.4, "text": " to happen now. I don't, I do not"}, {"start": 11517.4, "end": 11518.4, "text": " care. You got to put your kids to"}, {"start": 11518.4, "end": 11520.4, "text": " bed. They got school tomorrow. I"}, {"start": 11520.4, "end": 11522.4, "text": " do not care. Get this cease and"}, {"start": 11522.4, "end": 11524.4, "text": " desist in this dude's hands"}, {"start": 11524.4, "end": 11526.4, "text": " literally before within the hour"}, {"start": 11526.4, "end": 11529.4, "text": " or you're cooked. Okay. Thank"}, {"start": 11529.4, "end": 11536.199999999999, "text": " Thank you. Yeah, that right there just sealed it right there. He just said don't go to the"}, {"start": 11536.199999999999, "end": 11540.6, "text": " Stanky Shores. I was literally going to let you slide, but no, I'm not hearing that."}, {"start": 11542.44, "end": 11547.72, "text": " Unless you want to look like this. Also, I heard that there were several casualties over there."}, {"start": 11550.119999999999, "end": 11554.52, "text": " People had flew over the fence from using that slide and they had crashed into the building"}, {"start": 11554.52, "end": 11560.76, "text": " next to it. I just so happened to have survived. I got lucky I guess. I've so far been the only"}, {"start": 11560.76, "end": 11565.960000000001, "text": " one to be able to get my story out because the Stinky Shores legal team is trying to silence"}, {"start": 11565.960000000001, "end": 11575.4, "text": " everyone who gets injured at the Stinky Shores. So hopefully you guys will be able to see my"}, {"start": 11575.4, "end": 11579.960000000001, "text": " story before the Stinky Shores legal team takes it down. Hey buddy, it's over already."}, {"start": 11579.960000000001, "end": 11585.44, "text": " Hey, buddy, it's over already."}, {"start": 11585.44, "end": 11586.6, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 11586.6, "end": 11591.44, "text": " So guys, if you do see my story before it gets taken down, do not go to the Stinky Shorts."}, {"start": 11591.44, "end": 11593.320000000002, "text": " Do not listen to this guy, Chad."}, {"start": 11593.320000000002, "end": 11595.880000000001, "text": " I mean, seriously, what?"}, {"start": 11595.880000000001, "end": 11597.6, "text": " This is defamation."}, {"start": 11597.6, "end": 11600.880000000001, "text": " And Stinky Shorts' legal team, I'll be seeing y'all in court."}, {"start": 11600.880000000001, "end": 11604.800000000001, "text": " Yes, you will, buddy, and then we'll be seeing you behind bars, because I'll make"}, {"start": 11604.800000000001, "end": 11615.240000000002, "text": " sure you're going to jail for 25 years minimum. Oh my goodness. W comment. You"}, {"start": 11615.240000000002, "end": 11620.080000000002, "text": " really hit the billy. Are you sure it wasn't user error? Oh my goodness. I got"}, {"start": 11620.400000000001, "end": 11621.640000000001, "text": " the real ones. No."}, {"start": 11623.960000000001, "end": 11629.340000000002, "text": " This is rage bait. It was user error. I was there and this guy was not using"}, {"start": 11629.340000000002, "end": 11633.28, "text": " the slide. Oh my goodness. Thank you. Jackie and Ashley."}, {"start": 11634.800000000001, "end": 11644.800000000001, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 11644.800000000001, "end": 11646.800000000001, "text": " Facts."}, {"start": 11646.800000000001, "end": 11648.800000000001, "text": " Facts."}, {"start": 11648.800000000001, "end": 11650.800000000001, "text": " Facts!"}, {"start": 11650.800000000001, "end": 11652.800000000001, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 11652.800000000001, "end": 11654.800000000001, "text": " Cap. Yeah, now."}, {"start": 11654.800000000001, "end": 11658.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, you'll be hearing from my lawyer, Buster."}, {"start": 11658.800000000001, "end": 11668.800000000001, "text": " You will be hearing from my lawyers cluster. Thank you very much. Okay, look here chat."}, {"start": 11668.800000000001, "end": 11675.02, "text": " Here's what we're doing this episode. If you were not here last episode, um, we hired"}, {"start": 11675.02, "end": 11681.6, "text": " full concession stand staff. So we obviously have Nicole. She's the goat W. Nicole 25"}, {"start": 11681.6, "end": 11686.460000000001, "text": " with the five. We hired"}, {"start": 11686.460000000001, "end": 11690.4, "text": " and they're both very good as"}, {"start": 11690.4, "end": 11694.44, "text": " we're going to save up for"}, {"start": 11694.44, "end": 11697.94, "text": " we're going to do the t"}, {"start": 11697.94, "end": 11701.58, "text": " to get five stars. So lock"}, {"start": 11701.58, "end": 11705.12, "text": " first and then we start s"}, {"start": 11705.12, "end": 11705.16, "text": " Everybody lock in. The st"}, {"start": 11711.6, "end": 11718.12, "text": " yet again. Prepare to have the best time of your life at the state draw shores"}, {"start": 11718.12, "end": 11724.16, "text": " where everybody has a great time no matter what. Ain't that right, Chad? Ain't"}, {"start": 11724.16, "end": 11729.24, "text": " that right? Where everybody has the greatest time of their life with"}, {"start": 11729.24, "end": 11735.04, "text": " absolutely no complaints. Ain't that right?"}, {"start": 11735.52, "end": 11738.880000000001, "text": " Sure is."}, {"start": 11741.6, "end": 11748.98, "text": " sure is buddy okay where is the uh hold on where is the okay all we need is two"}, {"start": 11748.98, "end": 11753.24, "text": " channel points to get the short range taser that's good I might actually my"}, {"start": 11753.24, "end": 11761.32, "text": " fault Kaden you good what was that that was security right there that was my"}, {"start": 11761.32, "end": 11767.4, "text": " mom snapping somebody up that was not a a slide fault right there we're good"}, {"start": 11767.4, "end": 11772.4, "text": " Okay, we're saving up for the tazer so I can knock that out."}, {"start": 11772.4, "end": 11773.4, "text": " Has anybody got to do the-"}, {"start": 11774.4, "end": 11780.4, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, Cassian is the first individual to hit the billy on this fine evening."}, {"start": 11780.4, "end": 11785.4, "text": " Oh my goodness. W. Cassian, be careful Cassian."}, {"start": 11785.4, "end": 11789.4, "text": " The only way you can mess this up and get hurt is if you have a user error."}, {"start": 11789.4, "end": 11792.4, "text": " Good luck Cassian. Hit it!"}, {"start": 11792.4, "end": 11802.42, "text": " user error I swear it was user error I swear it was you'll be improved that it's user"}, {"start": 11802.42, "end": 11819.22, "text": " error I will hit it that was you that was you boy caught the billy with 25"}, {"start": 11819.22, "end": 11835.3, "text": " gift boycott the Billy nobody wants to boycott the Billy because everybody loves"}, {"start": 11835.300000000001, "end": 11842.660000000002, "text": " the building. It is legitimately the on my most number one popular slide. Oh no!"}, {"start": 11851.060000000001, "end": 11858.500000000002, "text": " Somebody put a union gift in there. I'm cooked. Yo Willy with the 25 gifted. W Willy. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 11858.5, "end": 11863.94, "text": " Good luck, Idris. W. Willie"}, {"start": 11863.94, "end": 11866.94, "text": " with the 25 gifted ladies and"}, {"start": 11866.94, "end": 11869.94, "text": " gentlemen, we have our first"}, {"start": 11869.94, "end": 11872.94, "text": " Ocean man customer. Is"}, {"start": 11872.94, "end": 11874.94, "text": " somebody else is here? The"}, {"start": 11874.94, "end": 11876.94, "text": " Ocean man. Good luck, Idris. I"}, {"start": 11876.94, "end": 11883.94, "text": " think that's your name. That's"}, {"start": 11883.94, "end": 11885.94, "text": " bad for him. That's bad for"}, {"start": 11885.94, "end": 11887.94, "text": " him. But it doesn't matter"}, {"start": 11887.94, "end": 11893.62, "text": " They've slide ever created and water park history end of discussion."}, {"start": 11893.62, "end": 11898.380000000001, "text": " It is legitimately, I've said this before and I'll say it again."}, {"start": 11898.380000000001, "end": 11903.26, "text": " It is legitimately impossible to get injured on the ocean man because no matter what happens"}, {"start": 11903.26, "end": 11905.74, "text": " you wind up in the ocean."}, {"start": 11905.74, "end": 11907.54, "text": " Straight up."}, {"start": 11907.54, "end": 11910.94, "text": " No matter what happens you wind up in the ocean."}, {"start": 11910.94, "end": 11914.7, "text": " Chat hear me out."}, {"start": 11914.7, "end": 11917.9, "text": " Hear me out."}, {"start": 11917.9, "end": 11930.38, "text": " Should I make another custom slide?"}, {"start": 11930.38, "end": 11936.58, "text": " Plus you don't sprout with the five."}, {"start": 11936.58, "end": 11937.58, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 11937.58, "end": 11943.74, "text": " I'm making another custom slide prepare yourself"}, {"start": 11997.58, "end": 12004.58, "text": " I don't think there's a good way to get it to go straight up."}, {"start": 12027.58, "end": 12035.34, "text": " Is there a way that I can finesse the slide to where it goes straight up?"}, {"start": 12035.34, "end": 12040.58, "text": " Saul Goodman with the five."}, {"start": 12040.58, "end": 12048.78, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12048.78, "end": 12049.78, "text": " Nobody on the slide yet."}, {"start": 12049.78, "end": 12050.78, "text": " Seriously, hold up."}, {"start": 12080.78, "end": 12105.320000000002, "text": " there's no way to get to go"}, {"start": 12110.78, "end": 12138.42, "text": " There needs to be a way to be able to go straight up."}, {"start": 12138.42, "end": 12151.62, "text": " loops where? Yo, Zab with the five."}, {"start": 12157.74, "end": 12163.18, "text": " Y'all remember that one rollercoaster that they were gonna theoretically make? That"}, {"start": 12163.18, "end": 12166.02, "text": " would like instantly kill people when they got on it from like the certain"}, {"start": 12166.02, "end": 12170.9, "text": " of like loops they would hit in a short amount of time the anesthesia coaster or whatever it was called"}, {"start": 12175.380000000001, "end": 12181.94, "text": " sarah with the five"}, {"start": 12196.02, "end": 12219.02, "text": " I don't have any options!"}, {"start": 12219.02, "end": 12224.02, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, the death loop has been created."}, {"start": 12224.02, "end": 12236.54, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, what was that?"}, {"start": 12236.54, "end": 12238.54, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 12238.54, "end": 12250.140000000001, "text": " Spanky Shore's injury lawyer with the five."}, {"start": 12250.14, "end": 12257.14, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the death loop."}, {"start": 12257.14, "end": 12262.34, "text": " Wait, that's actually low-key tunnel."}, {"start": 12262.34, "end": 12263.34, "text": " Let's see where it goes."}, {"start": 12263.34, "end": 12264.34, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 12264.34, "end": 12284.94, "text": " That is gonna be perfect!"}, {"start": 12284.94, "end": 12285.94, "text": " Needs more speed."}, {"start": 12285.94, "end": 12291.18, "text": " You can't do the boosted slide parts on the curved ones though."}, {"start": 12291.18, "end": 12302.08, "text": " hold up we put it here and it will take them to that pool right there and it's"}, {"start": 12302.08, "end": 12310.800000000001, "text": " gonna be perfect chat the death loop is now in order perfect oh I gotta restart"}, {"start": 12310.800000000001, "end": 12314.64, "text": " the video machines oh my goodness I gotta restart the video machines have"}, {"start": 12314.64, "end": 12330.359999999999, "text": " the duckie! Test it not gonna work Jack trust me. Jack trust me. It's gonna work."}, {"start": 12333.64, "end": 12338.16, "text": " Can you boost straight down? Yeah but the thing is you can't like go straight"}, {"start": 12338.16, "end": 12345.68, "text": " out this the thing oh if I could go go straight up oh buddy huh oh man I would"}, {"start": 12345.68, "end": 12349.88, "text": " create the most devious slide ever"}, {"start": 12350.32, "end": 12360.28, "text": " wait do we get the taser now chat we gotta start to use the people chat it"}, {"start": 12360.28, "end": 12370.400000000001, "text": " time we have officially unlocked the taser. Oh, buddy. Okay, now we got to tase"}, {"start": 12370.400000000001, "end": 12376.0, "text": " ten people to get that quest done. I got to like beat my mom to them though,"}, {"start": 12376.0, "end": 12379.36, "text": " because she like handles everybody immediately, so I got to be on I got to"}, {"start": 12379.36, "end": 12400.84, "text": " run security excuse you chat I have to run security for a little bit it is what it is"}, {"start": 12400.84, "end": 12408.380000000001, "text": " I want everybody to hit the death loop yet."}, {"start": 12408.380000000001, "end": 12412.48, "text": " The death loop is one of our more tame slides."}, {"start": 12412.48, "end": 12416.84, "text": " So if you could like have your like five year old kid do the death loop, it'd be fine."}, {"start": 12416.84, "end": 12420.3, "text": " So if you have any kids that want to come to the Stanky's Jours, I would recommend"}, {"start": 12420.3, "end": 12421.3, "text": " the death loop."}, {"start": 12421.3, "end": 12426.92, "text": " Chat with my accent so I'm not going to do no job."}, {"start": 12426.92, "end": 12428.68, "text": " Should I move the Billy a little closer?"}, {"start": 12428.68, "end": 12430.5, "text": " You know what I will."}, {"start": 12430.5, "end": 12435.46, "text": " I'm going to move the Billy a little closer because everybody seems to have user error."}, {"start": 12435.46, "end": 12436.46, "text": " So I'm going to do that."}, {"start": 12436.46, "end": 12437.46, "text": " I'm going to do it in my favor."}, {"start": 12437.46, "end": 12438.46, "text": " I'm moving the Billy a little bit closer."}, {"start": 12438.46, "end": 12441.46, "text": " So now they're actually going to start hitting the bullet."}, {"start": 12441.46, "end": 12445.46, "text": " We're going to want security."}, {"start": 12445.46, "end": 12450.26, "text": " Oh, buddy."}, {"start": 12450.26, "end": 12452.86, "text": " I wish somebody would break the rule right now."}, {"start": 12452.86, "end": 12456.54, "text": " Let me test this out real quick, Jacks."}, {"start": 12456.54, "end": 12457.54, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12457.54, "end": 12460.02, "text": " I did not mean to push you, man."}, {"start": 12460.02, "end": 12462.62, "text": " My fault. I was trying to test it. Don't you touch me."}, {"start": 12464.52, "end": 12466.12, "text": " My fault, Jacks. I feel bad."}, {"start": 12471.220000000001, "end": 12472.52, "text": " I feel bad, Loki."}, {"start": 12475.32, "end": 12479.220000000001, "text": " 100% satisfaction, by the way."}, {"start": 12480.92, "end": 12484.92, "text": " Jack, 100% satisfaction."}, {"start": 12485.32, "end": 12488.42, "text": " By the way, you really can't beat it. You can't..."}, {"start": 12488.42, "end": 12499.04, "text": " that right there is beautiful beautiful a flock of seagulls oh no they're"}, {"start": 12499.04, "end": 12511.54, "text": " go start do-do and on everything oh no oh no stream crass"}, {"start": 12511.54, "end": 12513.54, "text": " Are they do-doing?"}, {"start": 12513.54, "end": 12515.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12515.54, "end": 12518.54, "text": " Yo, Dima, you better get ready, buddy."}, {"start": 12518.54, "end": 12521.54, "text": " You're going to have a busy day today."}, {"start": 12521.54, "end": 12523.54, "text": " Oh, Dima, you better get ready."}, {"start": 12523.54, "end": 12525.54, "text": " Check they do-doing."}, {"start": 12525.54, "end": 12527.54, "text": " Yo, Eric, I'm not the fire Eric."}, {"start": 12527.54, "end": 12529.54, "text": " I'm not the fire Eric."}, {"start": 12529.54, "end": 12531.54, "text": " I'm not the fire Eric."}, {"start": 12531.54, "end": 12533.54, "text": " I'm not the fire Eric."}, {"start": 12533.54, "end": 12535.54, "text": " I'm not the fire Eric."}, {"start": 12535.54, "end": 12537.54, "text": " I'm not the fire Eric."}, {"start": 12537.54, "end": 12539.54, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 12539.54, "end": 12541.54, "text": " I'm about to fire at it."}, {"start": 12541.54, "end": 12544.54, "text": " Eric just doesn't do anything."}, {"start": 12547.54, "end": 12551.54, "text": " Case of people, yeah, I gotta wait for the case to be pulled out."}, {"start": 12552.54, "end": 12556.54, "text": " Alright, Chad, we literally have to run security today. How you doing?"}, {"start": 12558.54, "end": 12560.54, "text": " We have to."}, {"start": 12560.54, "end": 12564.54, "text": " The thing is, can I make it to him for what my mom does? Because she's quick with it."}, {"start": 12564.54, "end": 12574.18, "text": " do not use this near pools why not no"}, {"start": 12574.18, "end": 12577.44, "text": " rule breakers what are y'all doing the"}, {"start": 12577.44, "end": 12580.62, "text": " do-do emoji for oh my goodness yo demon"}, {"start": 12580.62, "end": 12586.42, "text": " yes thank you be my nobody breaking"}, {"start": 12586.42, "end": 12593.460000000001, "text": " rules we know it's nasty Mary oh my"}, {"start": 12593.460000000001, "end": 12595.460000000001, "text": " We know!"}, {"start": 12602.6, "end": 12604.6, "text": " Hello, Indian Truders?"}, {"start": 12608.500000000002, "end": 12611.140000000001, "text": " Everybody remembers? Remembers what? Doesn't happen."}, {"start": 12614.94, "end": 12616.94, "text": " Remembers what?"}, {"start": 12616.94, "end": 12623.94, "text": " Okay, nothing ever happened."}, {"start": 12623.94, "end": 12627.7, "text": " Chat, nothing ever happened with a tazer in me, okay?"}, {"start": 12627.7, "end": 12635.26, "text": " Nothing happened."}, {"start": 12635.26, "end": 12636.66, "text": " Where's the customers?"}, {"start": 12636.66, "end": 12643.5, "text": " We're never going to be able to taze 10 people because there's no customers, it's"}, {"start": 12643.5, "end": 12644.5, "text": " not fair."}, {"start": 12644.5, "end": 12646.5, "text": " Okay, somebody here has to have done something right."}, {"start": 12646.5, "end": 12665.06, "text": " I don't think it's doable wait I actually don't think it's doable wait can I still"}, {"start": 12665.06, "end": 12669.939999999999, "text": " do it double maybe maybe I can double do it"}, {"start": 12669.939999999999, "end": 12673.42, "text": " it counted"}, {"start": 12695.06, "end": 12704.66, "text": " I'll kill you!"}, {"start": 12704.66, "end": 12709.26, "text": " Where my tazer go?"}, {"start": 12709.26, "end": 12710.26, "text": " Where my tazer go?"}, {"start": 12710.26, "end": 12716.34, "text": " I see somebody else walking and not a breakable, watch this."}, {"start": 12716.34, "end": 12721.26, "text": " Sarah you can't be in here, draw!"}, {"start": 12721.26, "end": 12722.26, "text": " See ya Sarah!"}, {"start": 12722.26, "end": 12723.26, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12723.26, "end": 12729.36, "text": " No! No that's mine too, that's mine!"}, {"start": 12729.36, "end": 12733.960000000001, "text": " Sheh, where it falls in!"}, {"start": 12733.960000000001, "end": 12738.56, "text": " She was- Yo, Cade, can you get back to work?"}, {"start": 12738.56, "end": 12742.16, "text": " Cade, you're not above anybody!"}, {"start": 12742.16, "end": 12746.76, "text": " Cade almost not ran smooth over, that would have been the best day of my life."}, {"start": 12746.76, "end": 12749.76, "text": " Oh my goodness, that would have actually been the best day of my life right there,"}, {"start": 12749.76, "end": 12752.960000000001, "text": " Chad of Cade, would have got a man over."}, {"start": 12752.960000000001, "end": 12754.960000000001, "text": " Okay, is anybody breaking a rule here?"}, {"start": 12759.460000000001, "end": 12760.460000000001, "text": " No rules?"}, {"start": 12763.76, "end": 12765.460000000001, "text": " K's, K. Shut up."}, {"start": 12770.660000000002, "end": 12771.660000000002, "text": " I'm looking."}, {"start": 12774.660000000002, "end": 12775.660000000002, "text": " I'm looking."}, {"start": 12777.660000000002, "end": 12780.460000000001, "text": " So, we have to get this quest done. There's six more that we need."}, {"start": 12782.960000000001, "end": 12788.44, "text": " don't case K he wouldn't do nothing about it cuz he ain't just take it cuz K they"}, {"start": 12788.44, "end": 12798.880000000001, "text": " tough he ain't tough what if you taste people in the water I have no idea what"}, {"start": 12798.880000000001, "end": 12802.400000000001, "text": " would ever happen if that happened"}, {"start": 12802.4, "end": 12813.52, "text": " How do you name crew you came here solo use the lose"}, {"start": 12813.52, "end": 12816.88, "text": " dude named crew he by itself"}, {"start": 12816.880000000001, "end": 12823.880000000001, "text": " Where is the customers at?"}, {"start": 12823.880000000001, "end": 12834.880000000001, "text": " Do you know about Cade's secret room in the duck slide?"}, {"start": 12834.880000000001, "end": 12837.880000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12837.880000000001, "end": 12844.880000000001, "text": " You're banned from lying."}, {"start": 12844.880000000001, "end": 12861.04, "text": " Okay, that's what would happen if you theoretically dropped a taser in a pool."}, {"start": 12861.04, "end": 12862.04, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 12862.04, "end": 12867.400000000001, "text": " But it's fine."}, {"start": 12867.400000000001, "end": 12869.400000000001, "text": " Nothing happened there."}, {"start": 12869.4, "end": 12876.4, "text": " Where are all the rule breakers at?"}, {"start": 12876.4, "end": 12878.4, "text": " Almost messed up."}, {"start": 12878.4, "end": 12880.4, "text": " Y'all have a good night."}, {"start": 12880.4, "end": 12886.4, "text": " Thank y'all."}, {"start": 12886.4, "end": 12891.4, "text": " You've literally done it before seven people died."}, {"start": 12891.4, "end": 12898.4, "text": " I don't know what you're talking about."}, {"start": 12898.4, "end": 12904.4, "text": " You're exhibiting the customer's arrival with the taser up. See, I'm just chilling now."}, {"start": 12909.4, "end": 12916.4, "text": " Did we fall off? Did the Stanky Shores fall off? Like, seriously? I think it fell off."}, {"start": 12920.4, "end": 12922.4, "text": " What just happened over there?"}, {"start": 12924.4, "end": 12926.4, "text": " I don't even know what just happened over there."}, {"start": 12926.4, "end": 12929.92, "text": " there. I think somebody hit the sky too or something."}, {"start": 12936.32, "end": 12942.48, "text": " There's so much open space I'm uncomfortable. Big dog. It just looks open space because all of"}, {"start": 12942.48, "end": 12949.92, "text": " our slides do that. So you need all that open space. Look to Billy's fix though. Straighten the pull!"}, {"start": 12949.92, "end": 12964.52, "text": " Where are the blue breakers? I'm about to start just casing people."}, {"start": 12964.52, "end": 12968.56, "text": " It's too open. Here's the thing though. We're worried about that later."}, {"start": 12968.56, "end": 12976.039999999999, "text": " way she had a demon emoji over head"}, {"start": 12984.439999999999, "end": 12990.32, "text": " I'm so sorry it was unintentional Sarah you have a good night I'm so sorry"}, {"start": 12990.32, "end": 13001.44, "text": " Somebody's drunk coming in. That's beautiful. That's what we needed. Nevermind, he's not"}, {"start": 13001.44, "end": 13008.76, "text": " coming. He changed his mind. Philip, come through, buddy. Philip! Yes. Yes, I get to"}, {"start": 13008.76, "end": 13013.24, "text": " taste. Philip, that's gonna be five out of ten."}, {"start": 13013.24, "end": 13020.24, "text": " Yeah, we get the taste, Phillip."}, {"start": 13020.24, "end": 13027.24, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 13027.24, "end": 13037.24, "text": " Yo, my mom has a aimbot in this game, by the way."}, {"start": 13037.24, "end": 13038.24, "text": " No joke, it's crazy."}, {"start": 13038.24, "end": 13044.74, "text": " Like the instant that somebody's doing something they get packed up legitimately instantaneously."}, {"start": 13044.74, "end": 13046.24, "text": " It's crazy."}, {"start": 13046.24, "end": 13051.24, "text": " Literally getting spawn camped."}, {"start": 13058.24, "end": 13059.24, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 13059.24, "end": 13060.24, "text": " I gotta get a two piece here."}, {"start": 13060.24, "end": 13061.24, "text": " Sorry!"}, {"start": 13061.24, "end": 13063.24, "text": " It's just part of the quest."}, {"start": 13064.24, "end": 13065.24, "text": " Four more."}, {"start": 13066.24, "end": 13067.24, "text": " Chat four more."}, {"start": 13068.24, "end": 13078.84, "text": " Almost as much aura as Cade."}, {"start": 13078.84, "end": 13082.18, "text": " The Cade Glaze is actually out of hand, Chat."}, {"start": 13082.18, "end": 13084.52, "text": " It is out of hand, dude."}, {"start": 13084.52, "end": 13088.52, "text": " I gotta restock the good machines, hold up."}, {"start": 13088.52, "end": 13095.08, "text": " Well, Chat, I have more aura than Cade, okay?"}, {"start": 13095.08, "end": 13097.08, "text": " Type 1 if you agree."}, {"start": 13102.08, "end": 13104.08, "text": " Baby, you might as well type 2."}, {"start": 13109.08, "end": 13111.08, "text": " You're not allowed into type 2."}, {"start": 13113.08, "end": 13114.08, "text": " They're lying."}, {"start": 13115.08, "end": 13117.08, "text": " That BBL is..."}, {"start": 13117.08, "end": 13120.08, "text": " Ma'am, you walked right in to be there and you know you did."}, {"start": 13120.08, "end": 13122.08, "text": " You know you did, ma'am."}, {"start": 13125.08, "end": 13133.56, "text": " tell me who's next"}, {"start": 13134.28, "end": 13140.08, "text": " who's next I need for"}, {"start": 13141.56, "end": 13147.42, "text": " Kate has no or a thank you finally somebody smart"}, {"start": 13147.42, "end": 13154.42, "text": " You know, everything seems to be"}, {"start": 13154.42, "end": 13156.42, "text": " going good in here. They don't"}, {"start": 13156.42, "end": 13160.42, "text": " know. Everything actually is so"}, {"start": 13160.42, "end": 13162.42, "text": " like it's just luxurious here,"}, {"start": 13162.42, "end": 13172.42, "text": " Jeff. It is just luxurious. It"}, {"start": 13172.42, "end": 13188.14, "text": " Oh, it's just it's like heaven on earth here chat. No joke. I don't know what that was."}, {"start": 13188.14, "end": 13195.62, "text": " I don't know what that was. I got hepatitis on the death loop."}, {"start": 13195.62, "end": 13204.380000000001, "text": " One more little breaker please."}, {"start": 13204.380000000001, "end": 13207.460000000001, "text": " Cade is a good owner."}, {"start": 13207.460000000001, "end": 13225.460000000001, "text": " Cade's not an owner."}, {"start": 13225.460000000001, "end": 13232.460000000001, "text": " It's not an owner 99% satisfaction by the way chat"}, {"start": 13232.460000000001, "end": 13239.460000000001, "text": " But the proof is in the pudding and I don't even like pudding chat the proof is in the pudding man"}, {"start": 13239.460000000001, "end": 13245.460000000001, "text": " The satisfaction rate is legitimately out of this world dude"}, {"start": 13245.460000000001, "end": 13247.460000000001, "text": " Alright one more hold up"}, {"start": 13248.460000000001, "end": 13251.460000000001, "text": " Okay one more we need to"}, {"start": 13255.460000000001, "end": 13257.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13262.380000000001, "end": 13264.380000000001, "text": " Learn this place ain't cheap, huh?"}, {"start": 13264.78, "end": 13269.580000000002, "text": " If you need money take these two thousand bro, I'm way above two thousand dollars bro"}, {"start": 13269.660000000002, "end": 13275.220000000001, "text": " Look how much money we got we got 30 bands up here by the way. I don't like the way you disrespect me no more"}, {"start": 13276.78, "end": 13280.44, "text": " There's no way now you're dead you're good. I'm tired of getting stalled by the mafia"}, {"start": 13282.94, "end": 13284.94, "text": " How are you taking that?"}, {"start": 13285.460000000001, "end": 13295.220000000001, "text": " I got some for you nobody's ever survived this"}, {"start": 13315.460000000001, "end": 13330.94, "text": " Why is he made of steel?"}, {"start": 13330.94, "end": 13332.900000000001, "text": " Oh, drunk!"}, {"start": 13332.900000000001, "end": 13333.900000000001, "text": " Drunk!"}, {"start": 13333.900000000001, "end": 13334.900000000001, "text": " Drunk!"}, {"start": 13334.900000000001, "end": 13335.900000000001, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 13335.900000000001, "end": 13340.900000000001, "text": " I'm going to beat my mom to this and watch."}, {"start": 13340.9, "end": 13342.9, "text": " Not to that!"}, {"start": 13342.9, "end": 13345.9, "text": " That was a long person."}, {"start": 13345.9, "end": 13347.9, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13347.9, "end": 13352.9, "text": " Boy, I am so, I am so sorry."}, {"start": 13352.9, "end": 13355.9, "text": " Where did the drunk go?"}, {"start": 13355.9, "end": 13358.9, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 13358.9, "end": 13361.9, "text": " Sorry, Rosalina!"}, {"start": 13361.9, "end": 13363.9, "text": " Sorry, Rosalina!"}, {"start": 13363.9, "end": 13367.9, "text": " Oh, I did it!"}, {"start": 13367.9, "end": 13369.9, "text": " Since when?"}, {"start": 13373.9, "end": 13377.9, "text": " Beautiful. Do I do his next one? Next one?"}, {"start": 13380.9, "end": 13383.9, "text": " Save Panicking Guest. Okay, I'll handle that."}, {"start": 13384.9, "end": 13386.9, "text": " Okay, I'll handle that with ease."}, {"start": 13387.9, "end": 13394.9, "text": " Okay, hold on. Did I farm it from the mafia? Oh my goodness, crazy strat."}, {"start": 13394.9, "end": 13401.9, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 13401.9, "end": 13409.9, "text": " Shallow water pool."}, {"start": 13409.9, "end": 13416.9, "text": " I already have that."}, {"start": 13416.9, "end": 13421.9, "text": " Okay, we saved stuff. We saved stuff."}, {"start": 13421.9, "end": 13427.9, "text": " Okay. So, I'm assuming that if Cade saves people from the diving or saves people off"}, {"start": 13427.9, "end": 13431.82, "text": " the diving board, that's also going to count towards the quest. So, we even got to worry"}, {"start": 13431.82, "end": 13440.82, "text": " about that. All right. We're just saving up money now. Yeah, Chad. Hey, saves. Wait,"}, {"start": 13440.82, "end": 13446.82, "text": " should I talk to this guy too? But let's finish this one first and then I'll talk"}, {"start": 13446.82, "end": 13452.86, "text": " that guy across the street there how's everybody doing on this fine evening y'all"}, {"start": 13452.86, "end": 13465.86, "text": " doing good hey don't start man don't start dude he's already just or a farming"}, {"start": 13465.86, "end": 13468.46, "text": " for no reason"}, {"start": 13468.74, "end": 13473.94, "text": " you can do both left at the same time"}, {"start": 13476.82, "end": 13479.82, "text": " What's wrong with that dude?"}, {"start": 13479.82, "end": 13482.82, "text": " How you do, huh?"}, {"start": 13482.82, "end": 13484.82, "text": " What you want me to do?"}, {"start": 13484.82, "end": 13487.82, "text": " Clear trash by yourself."}, {"start": 13487.82, "end": 13491.82, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 13491.82, "end": 13494.82, "text": " Is each one of you going to teach me a lesson or something?"}, {"start": 13494.82, "end": 13497.82, "text": " Clear trash by yourself."}, {"start": 13497.82, "end": 13499.82, "text": " Does this count?"}, {"start": 13499.82, "end": 13501.82, "text": " That does count, chat."}, {"start": 13501.82, "end": 13504.82, "text": " Oh my goodness, it does."}, {"start": 13504.82, "end": 13506.82, "text": " Check that counts!"}, {"start": 13507.94, "end": 13512.34, "text": " Yo, W Dima for being a slow worker by the way. Dima sucks!"}, {"start": 13516.94, "end": 13518.94, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 13520.94, "end": 13525.74, "text": " Funny part is, Kate is butt ugly, so he shouldn't be aura farming."}, {"start": 13525.74, "end": 13539.26, "text": " Hey, don't let them hear you say that though. They love them some cake. That was such an"}, {"start": 13539.26, "end": 13549.34, "text": " easy quest. Let me get back to Yogi real quick. What's next? Build Fountains? Oh, I"}, {"start": 13549.34, "end": 13557.5, "text": " can do that. Oh, why is that pool nasty? Oh my goodness. Hold up. What happened? Yo,"}, {"start": 13557.5, "end": 13566.66, "text": " Dima, hurry up, man. How about the fire, Dima? I swear. I swear I will. Did you see the"}, {"start": 13566.66, "end": 13577.82, "text": " way it jiggled when he stood? Hurry up, Dima. We're good. Okay, let me build some"}, {"start": 13577.82, "end": 13579.82, "text": " Fountains real quick chat"}, {"start": 13580.56, "end": 13583.84, "text": " Just part of the quiz we could use some more fountains anyway"}, {"start": 13588.92, "end": 13595.039999999999, "text": " Wait that is tough hold on that's a fountain"}, {"start": 13607.82, "end": 13617.82, "text": " We're putting that in the Chilzone over here."}, {"start": 13617.82, "end": 13624.94, "text": " Boom, let's put another one over there, y'all cool with that?"}, {"start": 13624.94, "end": 13628.66, "text": " Fountains in the Chilzone chat."}, {"start": 13628.66, "end": 13632.94, "text": " This is another fountain."}, {"start": 13632.94, "end": 13635.34, "text": " Another Chilzone fountain."}, {"start": 13635.34, "end": 13637.34, "text": " These are more fountains."}, {"start": 13637.34, "end": 13648.34, "text": " What is this one hold up what are these fountains"}, {"start": 13648.34, "end": 13655.34, "text": " Oh that is clean"}, {"start": 13655.34, "end": 13665.5, "text": " That one's okay."}, {"start": 13665.5, "end": 13672.62, "text": " Two more Fountain Stats, two more."}, {"start": 13672.62, "end": 13678.62, "text": " Let's do Loki, two more of these."}, {"start": 13678.62, "end": 13679.62, "text": " Let's put them..."}, {"start": 13679.62, "end": 13684.62, "text": " What do I want to put this here?"}, {"start": 13684.62, "end": 13694.18, "text": " Let's just do a lineup here y'all come with that me too thank you"}, {"start": 13694.18, "end": 13711.820000000002, "text": " by the entrance maybe that right there is clean the showers"}, {"start": 13711.82, "end": 13714.3, "text": " So what?"}, {"start": 13719.1, "end": 13720.46, "text": " We just don't like hot tubs."}, {"start": 13722.38, "end": 13723.98, "text": " Shit, we just don't like hot tubs."}, {"start": 13725.9, "end": 13727.06, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 13729.74, "end": 13731.02, "text": " Hot tubs, zone."}, {"start": 13733.14, "end": 13735.98, "text": " We don't think a line of hot tubs right here, chat, yeah?"}, {"start": 13735.98, "end": 13744.98, "text": " Let me go back to him first because maybe that's the quest that he wants me to do."}, {"start": 13744.98, "end": 13752.18, "text": " Oh, that is part of the quest."}, {"start": 13752.18, "end": 13754.18, "text": " Let me make him first."}, {"start": 13754.18, "end": 13757.3, "text": " Yo-W Yogi, actually."}, {"start": 13757.3, "end": 13760.3, "text": " This just added so much value to the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13760.3, "end": 13762.3, "text": " It's not even funny."}, {"start": 13762.300000000001, "end": 13771.500000000002, "text": " Oh my goodness, ladies and gentlemen, the Spanky Shores, you can officially, officially go"}, {"start": 13771.500000000002, "end": 13775.820000000002, "text": " in a hot tub, buddy."}, {"start": 13775.820000000002, "end": 13777.62, "text": " Officially!"}, {"start": 13777.62, "end": 13781.1, "text": " How many should I put?"}, {"start": 13781.1, "end": 13785.420000000002, "text": " I'm putting a few, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 13785.420000000002, "end": 13789.86, "text": " Five, two, three, four, five, six of them."}, {"start": 13789.86, "end": 13795.34, "text": " costed a lot of money right there but I promise it's worth it remember when you"}, {"start": 13795.34, "end": 13805.1, "text": " made that guy freeze who not me I you remember customers were trying to burn"}, {"start": 13805.1, "end": 13814.220000000001, "text": " people lie to me job remember that the hot some requests are annoying they are"}, {"start": 13814.220000000001, "end": 13819.380000000001, "text": " annoying but eventually we can hire somebody to run them"}, {"start": 13819.86, "end": 13821.86, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 13823.86, "end": 13825.86, "text": " Absolutely beautiful, Chad."}, {"start": 13826.86, "end": 13829.86, "text": " Look at this. Somebody's hitting the Billy, by the way."}, {"start": 13831.86, "end": 13833.86, "text": " Somebody's hitting the Billy."}, {"start": 13835.86, "end": 13837.86, "text": " No, somebody hit the sky too, GG."}, {"start": 13840.86, "end": 13842.86, "text": " That's bad for one."}, {"start": 13845.86, "end": 13848.86, "text": " He made it to the ocean now! We're good!"}, {"start": 13849.86, "end": 13857.62, "text": " How can I help y'all on this fine evening? Request is zero degrees on two. There you go."}, {"start": 13857.62, "end": 13863.86, "text": " How you doing, Madeline? 25 degrees on two. There you go. How you doing, Zane? 25 degrees"}, {"start": 13863.86, "end": 13870.1, "text": " on three. There you go. That's a beautiful customer shot in the shaft. Yeah, not zero."}, {"start": 13870.1, "end": 13877.94, "text": " It's crazy. How are y'all doing? Zero again on three. Okay. How are you doing Eliza?"}, {"start": 13877.94, "end": 13889.94, "text": " Thank y'all so much for being here today. I appreciate y'all for using the Stanky Shores certified hot tub zone. Thank y'all so much."}, {"start": 13889.94, "end": 13903.94, "text": " How are you doing, Skye? Ma'am, request? No request?"}, {"start": 13903.94, "end": 13908.02, "text": " So how cold is zero degrees Celsius? How cold is that?"}, {"start": 13911.42, "end": 13914.5, "text": " How you doing Sasha have a good one"}, {"start": 13918.94, "end": 13924.480000000001, "text": " 32 degrees that's literally a cold one right"}, {"start": 13933.94, "end": 13936.980000000001, "text": " Chad, does anybody here do cold plunges, by the way?"}, {"start": 13936.980000000001, "end": 13938.94, "text": " If you say yes, I'm just going to say you can't for not"}, {"start": 13938.94, "end": 13939.94, "text": " no longer."}, {"start": 13944.5, "end": 13947.0, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 13947.0, "end": 13950.460000000001, "text": " You have people in here saying yes."}, {"start": 13950.460000000001, "end": 13951.7, "text": " Best hot tub ever."}, {"start": 13951.7, "end": 13953.26, "text": " Thank you so much, man."}, {"start": 13953.26, "end": 13954.220000000001, "text": " Have a great night."}, {"start": 13963.94, "end": 13981.52, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 13981.52, "end": 13987.02, "text": " Has nobody panicked today, by the way, because I haven't got any progress in there."}, {"start": 13987.02, "end": 13992.140000000001, "text": " Dude, we should have been doing the Yogi quest, Tom."}, {"start": 13992.14, "end": 13996.14, "text": " literally no telling the stuff that he's gonna wind up giving them we got to do"}, {"start": 13996.14, "end": 14000.42, "text": " those quests as often as we can this is legitimately dope I might build more of"}, {"start": 14000.42, "end": 14005.26, "text": " them you have to do it yourself the thing though is I remember in the old"}, {"start": 14005.26, "end": 14009.18, "text": " game you could hire somebody to do it so that'll be the best that'll be the"}, {"start": 14009.18, "end": 14011.939999999999, "text": " best thing to do we'll do that eventually I know you did not just"}, {"start": 14011.939999999999, "end": 14016.82, "text": " litter in front of me get out of my store matter of fact I got something for you"}, {"start": 14016.82, "end": 14021.82, "text": " You're so lucky! How about the boy who you like a cramp?"}, {"start": 14030.82, "end": 14037.82, "text": " Another day, another beautiful episode at the Stanky Shores Chat. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 14037.82, "end": 14042.82, "text": " The satisfaction rates here are absolutely unbelievable."}, {"start": 14042.82, "end": 14048.82, "text": " you. Unbelievable, buddy. Next"}, {"start": 14048.82, "end": 14050.82, "text": " episode chat. We are doing the"}, {"start": 14050.82, "end": 14052.82, "text": " resort loungers research. There"}, {"start": 14052.82, "end": 14054.82, "text": " might be a chance that we get"}, {"start": 14054.82, "end": 14057.82, "text": " four stars tomorrow. No joke."}, {"start": 14057.82, "end": 14059.82, "text": " That right there was a beautiful"}, {"start": 14059.82, "end": 14061.82, "text": " episode. Ladies and gentlemen"}, {"start": 14061.82, "end": 14063.82, "text": " and great stream chat. I love"}, {"start": 14063.82, "end": 14066.82, "text": " y'all man. Hey, appreciate y'all"}, {"start": 14066.82, "end": 14068.82, "text": " for kicking it with your boy"}, {"start": 14068.82, "end": 14070.82, "text": " again tonight. Precet all"}, {"start": 14070.82, "end": 14075.36, "text": " Bits follows the course. I'm pretty sure y'all for this hangin out. Hey, you'll have a good rest y'all's night"}, {"start": 14075.36, "end": 14079.18, "text": " Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen. Love you night. Peace out y'all"}]}