Yeah.
You know what?
Yeah.
September GGs. What was that?
Hey, what is that? Kai?
Yo, Zay with the fire. W. Zay with the fire.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, you already know what time it is.
Hey, hey, you already know what time it is.
Don't you?
down to you
Yeah. What you talking about? What you talking about? Cheers, partner. Hey, cheers.
Oh, yeah, that's good. That's that Agua. El Niño Pilota Bicicleta Agua.
Oh, yeah, that's good right there, buddy.
Corbin with the 5W, Corbin with the 5.
Yo!
What's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,
ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more yet
again, once more again, yet again, once more again, BC, Mystic, Mukha, No-toe,
the uh uh PS Nacho Eric Mikey Rosa Batman with the 10 W Batman Stone Peanut Lady swag
Dark Moon cliche uh Vampire wrestling fan Miles pink W Sumpers man pre-sates on
I repeat blue hoodie.
And if you don't believe me.
My fault gangster.
I ain't gonna do that again.
That's my bad.
Oh, you can't really see that is blue.
Because I changed the background to this.
The escaping the back rooms.
it's it's about time for another desktop clean not gonna lie yeah it's about time
for another desktop clean and Chad is he's looking bad in here no joke Chad
how's everybody's day going on the scale of one to ten let me hear it how we do
on a scale of one to 10 up in this thing.
What was that?
I'm not joining the military club.
Big dog.
I ain't trying to get you to, okay?
Calm down.
I ain't, I'm not trying to get you to man, relax.
I know recruiter Thanos with the T and W Thanos with the T and thank you
case is okay if you get a happy birthday my little sister she turned 11 day and watches you
she also just started school you know what's absolutely devastating you did all that and
didn't tell me your name happy birthday to your little sister though if you want to put
put her name in there. I got
you. You kind of sold a
birthday, Jenny. Chat. Tell
this? Hey, case. As of last
B Motorsports had to stop r
because the guy who owns t
name had a falling out w
then hastily renamed to brain rot.
See that would have never happened if they would have let me buy the truck.
Anonymous with the five, thank you.
I was trying to buy the Wild Things Monster Truck and if that would have happened, they
would not have had to rename it brain rot, okay.
Hey, guys, I want to let you know, I appreciate what you do.
It's nice to hop on stream after a long day.
Also, I think it's about time we change the starter word for wordle.
Excuse me?
No, buddy.
I get the wordle right pretty much every single day.
I ain't changed.
No.
The starter word is going to stay, please.
Okay?
Period.
Period. Speaking of wordle, get them out of my sight. Talking of Rose with the five,
W Rose with the five. Speaking of wordle, get them out of my sight. It's time. Right now.
My case, earlier today I bought Harry Styles tickets without my mom knowing and I fear
she's very mad at me. Is there any chance you could convince her this was a good
financial decision. Well, they can't do that. But I'll try. Star with the phone. Hey, those
Harry style tickets that were purchased. I personally think that could have been a good
decision. So you shouldn't be mad at him. Thank you. You're welcome. I just saved
you. Hey, kids, who is my girlfriend? Flo's birthday on Saturday. Can you wish her a happy
but late birthday? Wait, your girlfriend is the lady from the progressive insurance commercials?
Flo? You'll have your birthday, Flo. Chat to Flo, happy birthday. Oh, you can't because you're
emo only sorry it's wordal time buddy don't play with me
hey it's it's wordal time
wordal hey wordal
You better believe it man. Why is my monitor mad? Yo Rose with another team. Thank you.
I had to readjust my monitor over there. There we go. Oh yeah.
I mean, you just, you just hate to see you.
You just, you just, you hate to see you.
What's this in my ear?
Get this out of my ear right now.
Thank you.
matter of fact hold up it's September
you
I
And I'm cutting the stream all over the future.
I'm gonna cut this stream off.
I'm sorry for yelling.
I ain't gonna be that again.
He's a visitor.
Goook!
I'm doing burping for real, I'm sorry.
I just be drinking a lot of water, I'm actually done burping.
I'm sorry for real.
I'm not, I'm done.
I'm actually not gonna do that.
I'm sorry, that's disrespectful.
That's disrespectful and I'm sorry.
Okay, I'm sorry, I can't take that again.
Bro, I'm done.
I'm done.
Bro, I'm done.
I'm done.
What are these gifts y'all are putting in here?
You know that's a lie.
Yo mom, you're on dead ice here.
You're absolutely disgusting to all mine.
It's not vodka.
No.
Bro, I said I'm sorry, dude.
God leave.
Can I not broke my bag, man?
I saved my fault.
Okay, Ben, appreciate that Jedi.
By the way, how are y'all putting gifts in the chat?
What happened?
Where y'all get these emos from?
New Twitch update.
That's the worst name I've ever seen in Twitch history.
Thank you for the 5 gift.
What's wrong with y'all, man?
How's everybody putting gifts in the tank?
You'll bet pretty much all of us will.
Yo bet preset that spores off of that W spores, thank you.
Chad, y'all better be careful, somebody's gonna put some crazy in here, I'ma get bangin'.
Y'all better have, you better not put no bunchy gifts in here.
Oh, you have to be a tier two sub? Wait, what?
The yaw here gets straight scammed.
get straight scammed.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Tier toots!
Music
Oh god I need levity. I came back though.
I'm back.
Your case had a very vivid dream. I sent you a chat with Bips and you read it on stream. It was so vivid that I downloaded Twitch and paid money to chat with Bips.
Hey, your dream came true. W the worst. Thank you. I'm not calling you the worst. That's actually your name W the worst
Okay, see this song
What was that gift?
That's wholesome. I'm not gonna lie. I like that
That that's wholesome. I like that
Yeah, I'm skipping this you don't lost your mind song was good. I'm out of there
What's going on?
Did you run out of games to play?
I'm 32 minutes into the stream.
What do you mean?
What's going on?
Did you run out of games to play?
Shut up, nerd.
No, I didn't.
Get him, you idiot.
You'll start with the five.
I'm not going to get him.
Yo, start with the fire!
What was that? Hold up!
Hold up!
Start with the fire!
Chad, why is everybody...
Yo, everybody's putting gifts in the Chad!
Oh, bro, what's up with these bro? Give me the bar bag.
I like that right there.
It's giving back rooms.
What was that?
This is stupid.
Bro, what's going on, man?
You stupid...
Bro, what's going on?
Oh man!
Not the Spongebob!
Tch!
There this is stupid!
Lady Demetraque?
Oh no!
Ocean with the fire!
Oh my...
Oh no!
Oh
Ocean with the fire oh
What I'm addicted I'm doom-scrolling in Twitch chat.
Chat I'm doom-scrolling in Twitch chat.
It's bad out here.
I'm here doom-scrolling.
What's going on?
What is happening?
Is this new?
Yeah, I think it is.
He said this could be really bad Loki.
Yeah, it could.
Some loud in my ear!
Where are my gift sets?
Oh, Wendy's meal.
What on this point?
No, why is it auto scrolling?
Whoa!
Oh my goodness, it's Chris.
Oh my goodness, Chris.
No, go back!
No!
What is your—
You just...
Shut up, dude!
I'm scrolling!
Yo, this is STUPID!
Yo, your band, TJ.
Yo, mods, get TJ out of here right now.
Why am I scrolling?
Yo, Patrick got most?
I don't see my 10 Patrick Gills.
Yo, mindless with the five and JF with the five.
Handsome Squidward.
He got some dong.
Hold on, I'm gonna be done.
Five more scrolls, Chad, hold up.
Leon?
No, that was Leon bro. Why does he keep auto scrolling? It's not caught up, Arthur
I'm almost done scrolling
What was that what was that
Oh, Leo, bro, stop it.
Keeps auto-scrolling on my leo-on and my Chris.
Dude, dude, this is stupid.
Bro, this is stupid, bro.
Hold on a second, I'm almost done.
Yo, yo, boys, get teach out of here, sister, get teach out of here, get teach out of here, uh-uh.
Tell him I'm addicted? I can't stop-
Where'd my guilt sad?
Oh my goodness, it's butt naked Patrick.
I'm going to do this all day.
Forget playing video game.
It's free right here.
Leonora.
Okay.
Yeah, you're bad.
Arthur!
Chris!
He's smoking a cigarette.
I need a cigarette.
Okay.
Yo, why this Patrick got so much motion?
Okay, Rob, you're a mod, by the way.
Oh, my goodness.
That's so stupid.
Yo, this is the best thing ever.
Wait, chat, this is the best thing ever.
No joke.
This is a good update.
Oh, my goodness.
This one will say a lot.
What's called it for the first time?
That is insane.
Me and Chris, by the way.
What?
I'm playing, huh?
My phone.
Leon.
Or a... oh my goodness, or a...
Hold on, Chaff, five more scrolls and I'm done.
Arthur and Lenny, R-I-P, Lenny, Jen and Arthur.
I don't care, three more skulls and I'm dead, three more skulls and I'm done.
Yo, I'm about to pay everybody, bro.
Oram, oh my goodness, Oram.
Yo, somebody put that up, Charles, and I could...
What the hell is that c-
Jack, two more spells, two more spells, two more spells, two more spells.
Okay, the glaze is insane. I'm excited for the game too, but Lord have mercy. That is insane glaze. I've never been with this during my life.
You got a GTA 6 gift at the ready. That is insane.
Call with the five! One more skull, champ! One more skull! One more skull!
Hey, one more straw.
What is that?
Oh, no, this song is too scary, oh my goodness, what are you telling me?
No, save the kitty!
What you mean addiction is a disease I'm not a dick you two.
Oh I kill you.
I'll be right back.
Oh, boy!
I got a bonus!
Ha ha ha!
Well, last spell for real, hold on.
Yes, sir.
Well, what you mean two hours later?
I've been scrolling for two minutes.
You're a priest at that clock, W-Clock.
Did I manually scroll this too much ever?
Who wants a job as being my scroller?
Yo Tyler with the fire
What was that
I'm almost done. I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious five more scrolls. That's it
Okay your band yeah your band
I need you to drive me to Taco Bell I'm almost done
Why not say you're me?
Oh, because I asked a question a minute ago.
Let me end it on a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one right there.
Hey, that's a dangerous feature chat. I'm not going to lie to y'all chat. That's a dangerous feature, dude. I'm about to just be a gift reaction in the chat streamer.
Can you read my bits please? Your name is Stankfong King Kong. I guess.
I'm trying to find these bids you're gonna tell me to read these bits five thousand times I can't find it
mods bear everybody in here
I did a special nail set dedicated to you and Kitty last Christmas when I've been in
band for like nine months.
It's the only way I can show it to you.
Your other account got banned for nine months.
What did you do?
You'll have your 21st birthday Kennedy.
Tell Kennedy happy 21st birthday.
21st birthday, Kennedy.
What's your name on there?
Stay.
You're jostling with 500 bits.
Hey, guys, I just passed the NCLEX cap and officially became a registered nurse.
I had your strings playing in the background.
It's hard time I was studying.
So we were a part of my NCLEX journey.
Thanks for helping me entertain through all the stress.
That's actually dope. Congratulations.
That's actually dope.
W Jocelyn, that is cool right there.
Yo, that's cool. Sock W. Sock. Thank you.
Hey, Kate. So you're playing the fishing game today?
If so, put it all on black.
If it doesn't hit them ban me, I'm going to remember that.
Hey, Kate, my roommate Willow moved out today.
We've lived together for four years.
We've watched your strings live together.
Can you tell willow that lord miss her and it's gonna destroy her and online who know next week? Yo, Lauren
I mean, I'm not my own reset your willow. Lauren says she misses you and you're gonna get destroyed and all night
Oh, no next week. You're cooked
I've actually never had a water burger I do want to try it. I've never had water burger. That is water burger good
Why y'all hate?
It's me, it's me.
Tell y'all to be hatein'.
Is there any water burgers at Arkansas?
They say it's good, but I don't know.
Me, they don't try for myself. I'm about to die.
And have some fries, maybe a pie.
But I'm better, but I'm better. I'm about to die.
My fault. Lock in, Chad. We are continuing how to fish. Type 1, if you were here yesterday,
that game was so fun. I actually got to progress the game. Chad, I can't stay there gambling
in that casino all day. I actually got to progress the game. I'm low key crunk to
play though. This game was so fun. Y'all think I can beat it today? I think I probably
They can't, right?
Tell them about some-
Stop!
Lock in.
Lock in, Chad.
Lock in.
We are continuing how to fish.
This game was straight cinema yesterday.
I've been crunked to play it ever since.
Lock in, Chad.
We about to catch us some fish.
Lock in it, baby!
Hey, we're about to go fishing.
We don't ready to go fishing.
Huh?
We don't ready to go fishing.
Everybody get in the boat, we gonna go fishing.
Everybody load up, we gonna go fishing.
I
Look here
Look here if you were not here yesterday
We started this game it's called how to fish
It's pretty much where you're stuck in the middle of the ocean on a boat
You go to different islands and you try to catch crazy fish and other creatures to upgrade your weapons
and you do boss fights yesterday. This is the last Ivan we ended up on. There's a casino
here and I killed a boss. We need to kill that same boss again so I can trigger another
boss, which is a giant seagull so I can kill it dead because that's just what we got
to do. Should I do it now? Yo, baked bean with the five. Thank you. Yo, wallflower
but with the 5,000 bids.
Hey, case my 72-year-old mom, Cheryl,
got booked off for worse last night.
She fractured her hip, handed, has two brain bleeds.
Lord have mercy.
She's doing good and has been moved to a rehab facility.
Could you give her some words of encouragement
for recovery?
Yo, that's crazy.
Yo, Cheryl, hope you get better soon.
Yo, W, Cheryl, though, that's crazy.
I just ate that and already doing better.
W, Cheryl, for real, get better soon, Cheryl.
Thank you.
All right.
So what is the first thing we should do today?
First thing, I need to catch up fish
because we need food right now and help
because we're looking low.
Let me buy this bait real quick.
Thank you.
Check, super rare first fish of the day, who's with me?
Send it!
I got a hamster there, what's that name her?
JoLeen.
Come on.
Ultra rare first fish of the day
No, what is that? What is that quick stop?
I'm terrible chat I'm terrible. Oh
My goodness chat. I'm tough. It's gone. Oh, it's gone
That's first fish of the day. I'm just getting warmed up. Everybody relax. It's okay
Oh
Just use the Mac. Oh
My aim is not there today chat. It's over
Clean
Clean cook this and eat it
Okay, before we do the boss, should we gamble the fish?
Okay, I'll catch all the deal.
No matter what I catch here, I'm gonna gamble it.
No matter if it's $10,000, I'll gamble it.
And then we're doing the boss and going to the next time
Got one same thing we're gonna gamble it though
No, I didn't mean to know I still got a quiz
Suppressor for the Mac is go did try to get the suppressor chat how much you call
What are we putting this on put it on black send it
You know to that guy that earlier said put whatever you get on black if not ban me your time has come get that dude out of here
Wait, let me keep the weapon upgrades again
Should I upgrade to Mad Ski some more?
I did it!
Was it a mistake?
Maybe but it's fine chat. We have good opportunity to catch good fish here. So we'll just make it right back
See now I need
I am devastated beyond human comprehension.
I am devastated beyond human comprehension, Chad, I swear I am.
Oh, that's worth a lot of money right there.
Oh, that's gonna be worth a pretty penny.
I'm gonna sell this one just so we get some money back, yeah, we're gonna get on the
next thing we get.
Open up!
Winnie!
Another one.
You're not shot see put the sniper away shots. He don't even be sniping like that sub machine gun player buster
I'm selling this one to the low key.
I'm not getting blood.
Yeah, y'all got to repeat your pressure me.
Do y'all got to quit.
I'm putting on black.
I did it. I did it. I did it.
I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it.
Oh, man.
I'm going to sell that right here right now. I'm not...
I'm not risking that again. I'm selling that right here right now.
That's beautiful.
That is a beautiful chat.
Okay, next thing I get, I gamble it and I do it at least twice.
We shot through the-
Uuuuuuughhh!
This is gonna be hard to quiz,
because I'm not gonna laugh.
As a matter of fact,
got it, we're good.
Yo, J, J Flip with the fire!
Wait, this worth a lot of money,
Chash. So, should I gamble this or sell that?
I'm gambling.
again
Yo, somebody just just just just just
You're catching a shrink
Top tier turn cutter with the pot, thank you
We gamble we gamble last gamble we're doing this boss
Are you gonna give me a refund?
Oh, I was just gonna...
So I was just gonna...
I actually was just gonna...
Okay, we're doing the boss again and then we're using this boss to get the seagull boss. Lock in.
Here we go, chat. Lock in. Let's get it.
More.
Alive!
Oh my goodness, that is live! Star Force systems, I-
I'm hurt, I'm hurt, I'm hurt.
Oh, look at, look at, look at, relax.
Relax.
I want to relax.
Fuck.
Let's go.
I
Where's my sniper?
If I would have lost my sniper, I would have lost my draws and got banned on Twitch.
You don't understand how bad that would have been.
You know what's crazy?
I just sold that for no reason because I didn't even need to trade shot it because
I'm not going to sell it.
I'm just using it for the next boss.
I actually just sold for no reason.
I am a filthy loser.
Disgusting! Disgusting mongrel!
More time fishing though.
I lagged. That's why I died.
I lagged.
I told you that that was clean wasn't it yes it was case. Thank you
You're getting eaten right here. All right, we're gonna sell the next one and do the boss again
Good chat mother it's okay. I forgive y'all
I forgive y'all chat
Watch this
And so I actually had to do that one because I need the extra money for this one
Chat I forgive y'all it's fine. Y'all I got a stress
You are forgiven
Don't worry. Do not fret, young sprout. You're forgiven.
Okay. I will not sell this this time. I promise.
Let's go.
I'm gonna do it.
No!
Queen!
You have to be so locked in, Chad, it's crazy!
Now it's time for the actual boss walk-in.
So a giant bird is apparently going to sleep.
Is that the dookie at me?
Is it you dookie at me?
No way!
Ow!
What?
Wait.
Idiot.
What an idiot!
You can't even hit me, Leo!
That's crazy, A-bot! You're reported, by the way! You ready to get your cat, man?
I'm so lucky.
Oh my god!
look here I actually think we have to save up some money and upgrade the sniper
rifles power a lot before I can kill that I think we need to catch a few fish
that is the craziest thing I've ever seen what does that we need to catch
some fish save up and upgrade the sniper but it's still here where is it
I'm so I'm so bad that's insane
the quickscoop it's not letting me there we go we're good job we're good chill
So, pain difference, exactly, yeah.
Okay, we're gonna upgrade this sniper rifle, Chad.
That is our next play, 100%.
It's your aim, Cap.
Can I get good aim, huh?
Nice.
I hate everything.
That?
That was actually so tough.
Oh my goodness, that was tough.
That was clean and y'all know it.
Okay, so what we're saving for is specifically the power for the sniper. That's what we need for this bird fight.
What on this pl-
Oh got some converses on we might have a conversation about that
Oh, this work a lot of money right here
That's a lot of money that is a lot of money. Oh man
I think I'm gonna go in.
Nine hundred.
Oops, here you go, man.
Man, here you go.
Thank you!
Let's upgrade the sniper again.
So it's gonna take the power from
260 to 270 right now.
Okay, I need another one, don't I?
I think I do.
Oh my goodness, worth a lot of money!
Ah!
Nah, I'm f-
Cook some fish and put them in the casino for the boss battles?
Wait, is that the plane?
The thing is, if I, uh...
No, I got a noob kill. I'm a scrub. Chad, I'm a scrub.
The thing is, no chat, I feel like the clams do good for health, too, and they're common.
That could be worth a lot of money right there. Oh, yeah!
Okay. One more upgrade for the sniper, I think we can get it, yeah?
Throw the dynamite in the water for food, good luck.
No.
I'll just go over to set you to dynamite to kill the birds.
HA HA!
Jack, what's that new smoke?
We're grinding right now, but we're grinding.
This has to be done.
Ooh, a parrotfish!
No!
NOOOOOO!
Okay, yeah, uh, okay, uh, trying to go fish in, is he dead?
I didn't want to... I'm eating this one.
Oh, okay.
Chat, one more upgrade and then boss, yeah?
Answer the question!
I
Can't wipe the fish right check y'all scared them all
Nice
3
Beautiful
So we're gonna get three thousand dollars and then we do the upgrade and then we fight the other boss
And then we fight the other boss after that other boss. Yes. Yes. Thank you
You gotta know when to say enough is enough.
Where did it go?
I thought it was going to land in the sc…
Oh dude.
No!
Here we go.
Why is that worth so much money why is that we're so much money
$2,000 that thing sold for okay now we're fighting the boss and I think we're gonna
We're good.
Let's go.
Cheddar, you work $2,000, be honest.
What's your net worth?
Somebody set a dollar.
somebody said a dollar chat lock-in seriously it's time now
chat it's seriously time we're getting off this island going to another
lock-in right now
I'm warmed up now.
Ow!
Wait!
ah
oh no
Okay, hold on. Keep this here for now, and we wait for the other boss to spawn. I need
some food. I need some food here. Should I actually do some dynamite for some food chat?
i think we should
dynamite for some food yes
all right people the fish are about to be deceased
I see gold just stole it from me, but that's fine. We have three that'll be enough
We'll have to I'll be able to get by with you eat this one and then I have two I'm gonna put in the gambling room. Yes
Say yes
Say yes chef
We keep these in here and we start this boss. We kill this boss
But there's gonna be boss life
So I'm getting ready up radio. You ought to stand me too many times. I'm gonna stand y'all right back buddy
Chat lock in it's time
Let's go, boss fight, let's get it.
I'mma let my health go back, then I'm gonna eat this.
Well how do you dodge that?
No! No!
No!
Wait.
Sir, wait.
I got to go to that right now.
Oh my gosh, I got to go right now.
Where's the boat?
Incomprehensively tough chat I quickscoped it for the last shot did y'all pee that
Did y'all pee bad
Chat I quickscoped it for literally the last shot just because I felt like a war far no y'all
This boat seriously needs some power steering. Oh my goodness.
I made a terrible mistake.
If the boat wasn't borderline use, it wasn't borderline useless, it would be fine.
Chat, the boat sucks so bad.
The boat has no power steering, chat!
It's y'all's fault.
Yeah, that's right, I blanked all again for no reason.
Yep, is it un-rational? Yes, did I do it? Yes.
Okay, do I give the bird head to that guy that's in there chat?
And do I sell the meat?
That's worth so much money, it's almost unbelievable.
Gamble one of them?
There's no hope in this world.
Scared money don't make money.
chat scared money don't make money chat scared money don't make money
here you go partner thank you chat we are finally getting off the gambling island
everybody say goodbye to the gambling island it was fun while we were here but it's time for us
to move on to greener pastures the next island must be conquered and i'm on my way
We're out of here, chat. Lock in. Is there anything else I should get before I go?
Wait, isn't there a dual motor here?
Chat, didn't I see a dual motor here?
Oh, that's the easiest purchase ever. Oh, we had to do that.
anything else before we go suppressor y'all to get the suppressor for the Mac
real quick before we leave
we'll get the suppressors go before we are the suppressor
Can I just set the suppressor? What's wrong with me, man?
Chad, what's wrong with me? Suppressor scope?
They all gambler have some shame. Big deal. It was for funsies. Calm down.
Alright. Suppressor's on the channel. Let's see if it's nice.
Oh my goodness, that's a beauty.
Let's get out of here.
Ma'am?
You have a great night.
We're on the greener pastures.
On to the next one, ladies and gentlemen!
This thing is rolling!
Oh, look!
I just caught some hair!
That's the island. No way.
What's going on here?
Not again.
What is going on here?
okay let's talk everybody here just see what's going on hello you never were
done with our mission we can leave
What the hell?
Let's talk to everybody else. Hey, sir.
Hello. Would you please talk to the science about our mission?
She's over there.
In the meantime, I suggest you get geared up. I have multiple weapons and tools with me.
If you could buy anything you like, I could also buy stuff.
Hello? Excuse me? Are you my chance of fisherman?
I mean maybe.
We're on a research mission but we can't finish it by ourselves.
We need someone who can catch a big whale.
Give me some smaller creatures so I can make some fitting bait for you to catch.
Once you've defeated it, you must throw it into the volcano.
What if you somehow show me you defeated it, we'll have everything we need.
Thank you, I'll allow you to use our boat.
What?
Wait, the mainland is after this?
What?
Check this scientific more fish have to be worth a crazy amount of money right for that thing to cost
$20,000. Let's see so this is the final
Oh my goodness Lord have mercy what is that?
How much does that worth?
Eighteen hundred?
Wait, can you not cook here?
Shlaw.
Wait, what's up here?
Oh, is this how you burn the whale after you kill it?
Drop it in the lava. Does that cook it?
Ma, whoever said it, who said it?
So the fish here are worth some crazy money. Got it.
Okay, that's beautiful. You love to see it.
Cheshire Saber for that assault rifle I feel like we have to do.
I don't want to explain it over to you, sir.
I don't want to stand-
We're saving up 20k for that gun.
Yo, Abby with the 5W, Abby with the beast.
Please take that, Abby.
I bought two without turning on any of these ones.
This thing, what is this?
What is that?
It's not even big enough to kill!
I bet that thing was worth the incomprehensible amount of money.
That was a $20,000 fish.
You can't be serious.
Don't say that.
That was so tough, it's unbelievable.
Look at him
Perfect
Chat I can't believe I lost that thing, you know, I'm keeping some of this on stand by in case I find another one. Yeah
Lock it, we're good. I don't even think I want to know how much I think
Another one.
Wait.
Damn lot.
That is a tough one to hit there, huh?
that was actually tough don't lie
We're about to get that gun already!
that was a no scope
I
Was here
Oh my goodness, that was $12,000.
Check, that was $12,000.
Check.
$12,000
That was a no-scope, too.
Reloading!
$4,000, do I spin it?
$4,000 to a spin it.
Okay.
Oh my goodness, come on, I'm dead.
I gotta eat some of these snails, hold up.
We're actually close to beating the game hot.
That's crazy game in a year, though.
No joke.
This actually so good.
I just walked in a long again.
Chalice on with me, bro.
Ooh, another fish.
Let's go.
Oh no.
It's another microscopic organism.
You ain't getting away this time, Buster.
Not today!
Where'd it go?
You got it.
4,000 dollars though I'm not gonna lie I feel like that they should have been
worth more than that chat I feel like I just got scammed yo we need some food
I'm about to eat the next one. We can't shout. It is what it is. I
Should have came with it low key
Okay, now what's the next thing we should do so we upgrade this AR that's why the next thing, huh?
Yes, we upgrade the AR we get ready for this boss fight
What is that a block dish
Nice.
We're good.
Joke shot!
No scope!
It's not worked that much.
He kind of cute though.
R.I.P.
Okay.
Cell.
Nice.
Keep upgrading the assault rifle for now.
Okay.
Nice.
Nice keep up great me assault rifle for now
K-so booty picks win, huh?
Never
That's since the last time
No, I didn't want to kill it right there. No
I wanted a quick scope it.
Yo can y'all cut our radio?
Why's your vibe been in here?
Why do I gotta be the one to catch the vibe?
Okay, let's mine a little ore again.
Shit, do I do scientific balls more on the next can if it's worth enough?
So we can really start making some money.
Stay locked, chat, stay locked, stay locked.
I'm terrible at the game.
Shut up, I'm terrible, it's okay, relax.
Okay, I don't know what we're about to catch, chat, but it's probably gonna be crazy.
So prepare yourself.
Lock in. I don't know what this is gonna be.
yourself. Where did they go? Is this it? This is it, right? This is it. Okay, before we start.
Chad, before we start, I gotta use the restroom real quick. Lock in. Enjoy the nice music.
I don't know what we're about to fight here, but it's probably going to be crazy.
Let's go.
Does the researcher need Vibe or whatever these are by the way?
Goblin Shark, that does not sound good.
of
the
death of
You've got to be fisting me.
I am so distraught.
Am I underpowered right now, Chad?
But how?
I can beat that, right?
I can beat that.
Yeah, I could be that
Need more spirit
Yo Claymore with the 25 get the W Claymore with the 25 get the
Precinct that Claymore W Claymore for real time. Thank you
W Claymore
should I get the suppressor for the AR real quick for I try that again I feel like I should
Compensator or suppressor better?
I'm the worst. I'm actually the worst. It is unbelievable.
I am actually the worst chat that's unbelievable and I'm sorry you just had to witness that.
Ultra red.
That is the map just better than the AR.
I'm selling this one Chad I swear.
I'm trying to get a nose go fresh.
Weee!
Got it.
Oh my goodness that's gonna be worse so much.
11 grand!
Suppressor.
Red guy.
And then we upgrade the bullets and then I'm ready to fight, yeah?
Plank.
Okay, these saw rifles way better now, Chad, no joke.
That was so clean, Jay. You see how locked it am, right? You see it? Yes, you do. Yes,
you do see it okay one more upgrade and then fight
I
Max it out how much you call some max it out
That's gotta hit right there.
That was so unbelievably clean.
That should be enough upgrades, right?
I think I can do it.
I know Joe think I can do it.
I can't even afford a scientific lure right now.
Fully upgraded? Do y'all have the price on that?
Nine? Oh, that's the assault rifle.
Well, I'm so stupid.
I thought that thing was worth $9,000 just for no reason.
Bro!
Nice.
Wow, that was-
DON'T YOU DARE!
You remember when we thought these fish were like worth a lot of money, Jack?
How the times have changed.
How the change has timed, Jack.
Beautiful.
We love it!
That thing is crazy, by the way.
That was so tough!
You know your boy got good ain't y'all know it just admit it Chad just admit it
What are we killing our new monsters not innocent fish or anything like that
I'm burning I'm burning
I think it's time it's maxed it's maxed
Chat it is lying.
I'm gonna eat the next thing I get by the way
Are you prepared?
I don't know why that thing died so fast by the way. I think I'm good
Compensator, I do not need that, but I'm already holding it pretty much perfect.
You don't need a compensator in it because you already have the suppressor.
I don't really need the extended man, you're going to be honest.
How about I catch two things for food during the fight and we hit it?
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
Nice!
Shady, y'all think I'm beating it this time?
Keep it a snack with me!
Now I catch one to have for food during the fight.
Do you have to cook it to sell it?
No, I just literally like to double the value, though.
I did not want to get a new kill there.
It's fine.
I'm just cooking it anyway.
I'm waiting.
Shout!
Let's go!
Lock in.
I'm dropping the fishing pole so I don't accidentally, like, grab it in the middle
of the fight.
So, yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go let's go
It's like one if you believe
It's time I need the fish
Oh, yeah, this is why I work this time, get out of here.
This thing has aimbot, by the way, just saying!
Lightworks!
Incomprehensibly light work. Okay. Does she want this? She needs five of those. That's
It's five of any fish wait is it really I just waste that
Wait, can I actually just waste that? Don't play with me right now, chat.
Let me see if y'all are being true with this.
Why did y'all do that?
Just give her some snails?
Wait, no way she takes snails.
I am inconsolable.
Okay, it's big boss time chat, y'all ready?
Eat this, and I keep one to eat for the fight.
Is this gonna be tough? I bet this is gonna be tough, huh?
That's gonna be our food for the
All right, I don't know how this is gonna go, but I think I'm ready honestly
I just killed a city goblins accident!
Ha ha ha!
You'll get beaten buddy!
OOF!
Not like this!
OOF!
It's work, cat!
Light work!
So this gets thrown in the volcano now, right?
I was here.
Chad I was here. I don't know what's about to happen
But we got it done we throw it in the volcano now
Let's go
That's a crazy jump right there by the way, we got to do park or to get up here. You're getting eaten. Come here, buddy
Yeah, sorry
The sacrifice must be made, and I'm making it.
I'm dead.
What was that?
Do I have to do that again?
I have to kill them both again!
YOU GOTTA BE-
Who's taking the blame, Chat?
I know what to do, though. I actually know what to do.
Wait, Chat, I actually know what to do.
Do you believe in my ability to know what to do? Because I do, I'm serious.
Look here for the mutated one I come straight down here and I get a bunch of
dynamite and I use dynamite against it hear me out
I'm going to get some more fish here too, hold up.
I'm low key hurt from real chat, no joke.
That hurt me right there.
I'm not sure what to do.
That hurt me right there.
This goober just said drop the fish in the fire to cook it.
Big dog, you watching a stream with your eyes closed?
What do you think I'm into?
You ready?
We just gotta do it again.
I know what to do now.
I didn't know there was a second one,
but I got it this time.
Okay, getting by on the first one.
Cast your fishing rod to catch a fish.
It's been done.
More food.
More food, chat.
Chat, are you ready?
I have a bunch of food in my inventory you know what else I'm gonna do I'm gonna throw
another dynamite and just get some more and just have it like across the island for the
fight.
key genius. Y'all see what I'm saying? Check the percent. Odds to fail this is slimed
We're not failing it.
When you're blind to the seagulls.
Let me get rid of him real quick.
Alright chat, you ready?
time. We're doing this again and I'm not failing this time. Let's go. Chat, we're doing this
again and I will not fail this time. I will not. I refuse. I refuse to fail again.
I'll see you later.
I
Too easy chat
Was it ever in doubt I didn't even have to use the dynamite the crazy part
Chat didn't even have to use the dynamite by the way
Didn't even have to
Oh my goodness.
So now where do I go?
Where ever she took-tell me to go?
All right, y'all.
Ooh.
Kitchall on the flip side.
You know what?
You know what I'm feelin' it.
you know what I'm feeling
You're out of here, chap!
All that's the end of the game.
Get him out of here!
What is this? You can't see where it's going to happen.
I can't skip this.
That game was actually so good.
Actually so good. No joke.
No joke.
You gotta play easy difficulty if you're playing solo, no.
It just keeps going forever, does it really?
Yeah, it's just keeps keep going forever.
GTA 6 chose a bad time to release.
True.
We're about to split the bet!
Cheese!
I actually came to the ear that was so good that was legitimately so good.
I thoroughly enjoyed that.
Check.
What?
How did I end up back here?
only just let you restart from scratch if you want to like new game plus that was actually
a great time I'm not gonna lie w game chat no joke w game that was so fun game of the
year straight up straight up game of the year right there now we're gonna do
some spooky action and then we're gonna do some stank draw shores action you
already know you already know don't you yeah you do you best get you a dipy on
on chat. Hey, hey, you best get you a diaper on ladies and gentlemen, because I fear that
It is what time?
Spooky time.
Lock in, chat.
Kitty!
Let's go.
Get you a diaper, young papa.
Oh yeah.
Lock in, chat!
Get you a Di-Bio!
To this spooky time, baby!
Yeah!
I
I hope you got you a dypey on buster hey I hope you got you a dypey on buster
because it's spooky time up in here okay okay bet appreciate that strikeer
thank you strikeer w striker yo rosewood with a 10,000 bitch w rosewood with
the 10,000 bits. Oh my good. Hey, case. What's like the oh, let's take off my stuff.
Hey, case. What's the thanks for to go to stream me all I vent me laughing. You're
usually doesn't got me through some tough times. Also, I just got the demo for my
first first war game last week called where Redwood ends on steam. Okay, but I'll
take a piece out your w Rosewood with the 10,000 bits. Presate that Rosewood w
the delivery guy. Type one. If
you've ever had a delivery job
before, we got a delivery
individuals up in here.
guy. Type one if you've ever had a delivery job before. We got any delivery individuals up in here?
Anyway, that's the name of the game, the delivery guy. I'm assuming we play as a pizza delivery guy.
I mean, I think that's pretty safe to assume. Not gonna lie. Pre-fire sensitivity.
Let's go. GG. Oh, it's a kitty.
How am I going to pay this month's win?
I've applied to countless jobs and still nothing. That's y'all's least favorite word right there.
jobs. At least I still got you in cases, kids. Wait, what? You and what? Wait a minute. You
remember kitty? There should be some cat food left in the kitchen. W viewer. W viewer. Matter
of fact, you don't even need a job. Just stay home, watch the videos. Yo, W devs for real.
Turn on the video. No, I gotta turn that system down a little bit more. Y'all know
yep all right let's go get kitty some food you named the cat kitty too that's dope
hey chat hey had to grind for this view buddy
had to grind for this view if you could even call this dump a kitchen bro just got a microwave
You even got a free edge?
Why's he just got a microwave?
Yep, that's the last one.
Hey kitty, I got your food right here.
W kitty, man.
Eatin'.
Oh, who's calling? That must be one of them jobs.
Relax, that's just the phone.
I want to know who's calling at this hour of the night.
Gotta be one of them jobs you applied to.
Gotta be.
Hello?
Boss?
Hello, I'm calling from the burger pizzeria.
Burger Pete Burger Pete's oh burger Pete's a Zaria so they do burgers and pizza. Okay. That's kind of cool
You could have named it something else, but matter of fact, no, I don't want to work here no more. I like to know your establishment. Sorry
I'm calling about the application you sent us oh
Right, I really wasn't expecting a call back. I'm not gonna lie. Please don't hire me. Please
We looked over your resume, the position is yours if you're still interested.
I think I'm good on that.
Wait, really?
We're short on drivers tonight.
If you could come in now, you could start immediately.
Oh, you don't lost your mind.
No.
You ain't, uh-uh, no.
You ain't about to start tonight.
My worst nightmare, bro, I swear there's nothing like a plan for a job and they're like, yo, you can literally start tonight. There ain't no way. I can't. You're going to give me at least two weeks to mentally prepare for having to show up to work. No, Joe.
Right.
right? Like, if you get a job chat, you know, joke, gotta like, have two weeks to mentally
prepare because you know your life's ruined. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I'll be there. Let's do it to
goober. No, I don't want to go to work. Yesterday is my lucky day. I should get going. I don't
want to be late. Bro, bro, hold up. We can't be late. He just said we could start working.
What time is it matter of fact?
Yo kitty, I got a job now. I gotta put food on the table somehow. So I'll be back in a little while
W kitty man
Sleepy with the five
All right chat, let's go start our pizza delivery job
We gotta pay for this view somehow
Bye kitty, I'll be back in a little bit
GG we shouldn't have done it. I
Immediately know the layout of this entire place by the way been here many a time here. I am while this place is far from the city
Nerd not y'all y'all know the layout of this place, too. Don't you?
Look I know the lay of this place is look to the right
Wait, wait, this place got motion on there.
I thought there was more people on that.
So the right is a hallway and there's gonna be a bathroom
on the right hand side of the hallway.
Told you.
He he he he he he.
Told you, I know my stuff.
Okay.
Well, there's a few customers here.
It's low key got some motion.
How y'all doing?
I'm y'all's new delivery driver.
I'm stable.
God
Are you the boss
You must be the new delivery guy that's me yo whoa with the five thank yous
Yeah first day
Good journey
The pizzas aren't ready yet. Go take a seat. I'll call you when they're done. Yes, sir
I don't want to be here, I want to go home and play video games, why do I have to pay
bills, man?
He ain't gonna give it all like, you're the new delivery guy, right?
Why are you whispering inconspicuously?
Yeah, first night.
Figures.
What's that supposed to mean?
You know, they've gone through three drivers this month.
Why is that?
Three.
Yeah, they just don't come back.
Huh?
What do you mean, don't come back?
You mean like death or they just don't come back to work?
Hold on now.
And it takes him to anywhere.
Did he really have to do that?
What are you waiting for?
The pieces are on the counter.
First off, boss, I just got here on literally last minute notice.
You are not about to start talking to me like that when I literally just started working.
What do you mean what are you waiting for?
Man, forget this job.
Forget this whole place.
All right, you have a good night, man.
Don't worry, I'll go around, boss.
I hate this job!
Enjoy that pizza.
What do I deliver these to, man?
Three deliveries tonight. Two downtown and one past the forest.
What are you trying to say if they send me to the forest don't go right before you jump scare me
But I
You should take the shortcut through the forest to reach the house entire GG. Yeah, GG
Got it yo alley with the 5w alley with the five
I
Is it just me or does it like this isn't like a proper introduction
like
Are you not gonna like give me the run around you're just gonna be like oh here's the pizzas
We even discussed pay or nothing hours
breaks
We discussed nothing like that
This hey, I don't think this is a real job chat. I'm not gonna lie. I think this might just be a straight-up setup
life all right so at the crossroads I have to turn right the first customer
should be at the park if I keep going straight down the same road I should
find a second music
Who turned that up? I can't turn it up
Somebody ordered a pizza to park W driver
Okay, this looks like a park right here
Okay, let's bust the right breezy with the T and W breezy with the team
Okay, that's not a park. Oh
Oh this is a park. I must go park in the middle of the road. Get it? Park in the middle of the road. Okay.
Excuse me.
I
Excuse me, how you doing? I got you a piece of delivery alley with the fire
Oh, hey, just leave the piece on the other swing
the other swing yeah I here's the money we're my tip a big dog we're my
What's up there?
You ain't gonna chill?
I bet.
Ah!
Crop duster that pizza.
You done lost your mind.
Got me driving out here.
You ain't gonna leave me no chill.
You done lost your mind.
Get out of here.
No one of the drivers aren't coming back? Exactly.
How do I get back in the car?
Wait, did I not?
Maybe I needed to talk to him.
I-I can't take back what I did.
I can't take back what I did
No, no, I don't talk to him. Oh, I don't retract that fork in
Like a
Do I just keep going down the road maybe do I leave my car back here?
No, I don't I can't get back in my car
Oh, it's a specific hit box.
Keep going.
Cheshire Chaser radio station.
Requiet this radio station.
What was that?
Ally with the file.
I must be tripping.
Was that a humongous?
Fully formed?
That looked like a mutated dog.
Okay, is the next delivery here?
I don't like this.
I don't like this one.
Uh-uh.
Chat, no, I do not.
Did you see it just skip the frame?
Something just loaded in.
Is this a glitch?
Yo bro, what's up?
Pizza delivery!
Hey, no way, you actually pulled up!
You got the money?
Yeah, I guess.
It's fire, bro. Just drop it right there.
Alright, have you seen something out of section?
Why are you smiling while you were dancing?
What? No, it's nothing.
Okay.
What was that?
What kind of clients?
You know what? As long as they pay me, it's okay.
Now I should just do... Now I should just...
Hmm?
Who?
Now I should have just one delivery left.
And it's the one in the woods, Chad, Gigi.
Hey, G to the G ski.
It's the...
Why did he look so small in the car?
All this to deliver a pizza, by the way.
was that a deer? Did y'all see
something on the screen? I
didn't see it. Check it. Y'all
clip that real quick. Thank you.
Y'all clip that. What happened?
Thank you. They all clip by the
I'll kill him by the way.
I got it turned out so don't kill it right again.
I didn't see nothing.
Just a look of pure fear, dude.
Just death.
I didn't see nothing, though, so it's all good, I guess.
We're dead, by the way.
Is that a deer?
Oh, oh, dear.
I think it was.
I shouldn't be that far from the house.
Run that by me again.
We just crashed our car in the middle of the woods, the car is on fire, and we're almost
dead and you're still trying to deliver the pizza
hey hey w man's keep the shirt down I'll know y'all mess with it
Jack will you be getting that shirt when it drops be honest be honest now
I have to keep this job I have to pick up the pizzas and keep going is this dude stupid
What do you mean you have to keep this job? Your car is cooked. The steering
wheels lay in the seat. What is that?
This is the best wider in video game history.
Look at this!
Oh, that's unbelievable!
We must deliver the-
It's not over yet.
Ah!
Here!
Okay!
Hold on!
Ah!
Run through the rulings!
I'm getting it!
I'll know where to go!
Gonna live in a peaceful...
HELLO!
just in case y'all wanted a note chat I did the laughing vocals for this game like the
laugh that happens I did that I'm lying I'm lying I didn't do that okay let's not
mess y'all don't need to mess this up this time
I don't know where to go
I got a piece of the liver! I ain't got a liver! Somebody help! You trying to kill me? I don't know where to go! I got a flea! Somebody please! God, I'm living between us!
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Heal my cheeks! I like pizza! Heal my cheeks! I'm gonna deliver this pizza! Mushrooms, ham, brownie, cheese! Cheese! Mushrooms!
How do I go?
Let's go, we're gonna go!
Oh, I can crouch.
There is a crouch button.
Oh my goodness.
Tell me about some mushroom.
It ain't that funny, big dog. Chill out.
Mushroom pepperoni, gee, gee.
Let's go. I got this, huh?
Smell of flesh.
Uh, mozzarella. I'm a smart fella. I'm not a smart smelter. I gotta deliver this letter.
Uh, double cheese. You want some pepperoni? You want some mushrooms?
How about some sausage? I'm gonna keep on running...
What?
Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Hey! Hey! Hey! It ain't no dominoes. It ain't no piece of
It ain't no booty crust, it's the C.C.'s tongue.
Got the mac and cheese pizza and I got it on me.
Double S's a large thunder deliverer.
Hell, he chasing me.
He wants cheese.
He on my cheese.
It's about to pass out.
Somebody help.
I'm done.
I can't go to be too tough.
Uh, be too tough.
What?
I
Won't have mercy I just levitated
They got lost it all this for $9 an hour by the way
I don't think these are edible anymore. I should at least knock and apologize. This was not our fault, man.
I can still offer it to him.
Hello?
It should be my last delivery, but where's the customer?
Hey, it's the pizza delivery guy.
Wait, why do you need a pizza?
You got like 10 of them here.
Wait, are these from the other delivery guys?
And there's broken lighters on the table.
It's the eating pizza delivery guy lived in the cabin in the middle of the woods demon and we were its next sacrifice
GG
I was wondering when you finally get here
You can talk
Of course I can
Your boss and I have an arrangement.
What?
He sends me delivery drivers.
I eat them.
And he doesn't have to pay them.
Hell boss.
And now I'm gonna eat you.
Oh no. I'm allergic to dudes allergic to cats. This dude is a ten foot tall demon creature
and he's allergic to cats. How did kitty get here by the way? Gave it a year chat. Kitty!
It says W Kitty in the game.
How did you know I was here?
Never mind, let's go home.
Oh my goodness, game in here.
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
C'mon! I can hit the wrong man, I'm going home!
I just quit my job, I don't even care!
Wipping on the ground with the leather down!
Trying to get back home!
Ay! Trying to pull up to the grill,
Trying to make a meal,
Trying to play the game,
Trying to straight chill,
Trying to do what I want,
Trying to make a meal,
And I do what thing I want,
Because I am chill, um, yeah, and I keep on going, yeah,
and I keep on flowing.
Just got back to the crib, did a bid,
just delivered a pizza, and I almost did.
Um, hold up.
Hold up, yeah.
Hey, gotta find a new job.
I'm good on that.
Just don't chill, lift the crib.
I'm good on that.
Just gonna play the game, and I'll chill it back.
Lean back in the crib, smoke it crack.
I didn't mean that.
I ain't doing no drugs, I'm just chillin' man.
Just drinkin' some water, doin' my thang.
Got a diamond ring, bling, bling.
Oh, hold up.
Hold up.
I'm going back in.
Oh, and I'm going back in.
I'm like a hen.
I lay the egg.
I'm dead.
I got a big leg.
I got a big leg like I'm Clark the pirate
from Back Room.
That didn't rhyme, but it's okay.
I'm in the Back Room.
I got a vacuum.
I got a thong on.
Oh, I'm done about the pass out.
I'm done about the pass out.
Come on, pass out.
Game of the year.
My mouse ain't working.
G.G.
Give me your answer, dude.
I'm half-crate, my voice gone.
I got one car in the driveway.
Kobe.
My mouse still ain't working.
I just plugged it in and it's still lit.
Okay, I got it.
What was what is this?
Yeah, bro.
It is time, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen.
You know what time it is.
Of course you know what time it is.
paid CPR dummy with the five gifted.
What?
Ladies and gentlemen, you know what time it is.
It is time
for another episode
of the Stanky Shores, buddy.
Time to make up.
Yo, accurate gift, dude.
Yo, accurate gift, actually.
Locky and chat is time for us to make us some money. It is time for another episode of Stanky Shores, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Oh yeah chat we got a banger horror game tomorrow too a new one came out that I've been waiting to come out for a minute. We got a banger horror game for tomorrow as well. I'm ready for that one.
Lucky and Jack, it is time to make us some more money.
It is time for another episode of the Stanky Shores, aka BBL Bay, aka Swim.
What the heck?
It's time!
It is time for another episode of the Stanky Shores.
Yo, Trab with the 20 gifted.
Yo, WTrab with the 20 gifted.
WDev WTrab with the 20 gifted.
Oh my goodness, what was that gift?
All right, ladies and gentlemen, what was the last thing oh, yeah, if you were not here in the last episode of the Stanky Shores and
What is that?
What is this?
I made the unfortunate mistake of going back to the Stanky Shores because I heard they
got some new water slides put in and I heard they got a new lifeguard, so I assume they
were starting to take proper safety measures.
What do you mean start?
First off, sir, sir, first off, what do you mean start?
We have always, y'all lawyers, y'all need to be in the office right now.
Y'all lawyers, I don't care if it's midnight.
Y'all need to get y'all's office real quick.
We got a problem. Call me when y'all get there.
And I kept hearing everyone talk about this new slide called The Billy and that it was unlike
any water slide ever been made. So I really wanted to go and try it out. So I hopped on the slide
and it seems like- He already lied, he already lied.
Going down I realized this was the fastest water slide I had ever been on my entire life.
Cap, you get more speed on the ocean, man.
And by the time I had reached the bottom of the slide,
it had launched me so far to the air
that I actually went over the water park's fence
and crashed through a window of the apartment complex next to it.
Proof or it didn't happen, buddy.
Park.
And that's where all this...
That is completely unrelated.
You got you got like a burn attack you or something buddy. No
You have no substantial proof that that came from the not not from the bill you didn't know
The glass from the window just cut me off
So if you were planning on going to the snanky shores to try out the new Billy slide don't not
No, shut up. Don't say nothing.
Y'all better have that cease and
desist in this dude's front yard
legitimately in 45 minutes or less.
Like, no, you have to have it has
to happen now. I don't, I do not
care. You got to put your kids to
bed. They got school tomorrow. I
do not care. Get this cease and
desist in this dude's hands
literally before within the hour
or you're cooked. Okay. Thank
Thank you. Yeah, that right there just sealed it right there. He just said don't go to the
Stanky Shores. I was literally going to let you slide, but no, I'm not hearing that.
Unless you want to look like this. Also, I heard that there were several casualties over there.
People had flew over the fence from using that slide and they had crashed into the building
next to it. I just so happened to have survived. I got lucky I guess. I've so far been the only
one to be able to get my story out because the Stinky Shores legal team is trying to silence
everyone who gets injured at the Stinky Shores. So hopefully you guys will be able to see my
story before the Stinky Shores legal team takes it down. Hey buddy, it's over already.
Hey, buddy, it's over already.
Excuse me.
So guys, if you do see my story before it gets taken down, do not go to the Stinky Shorts.
Do not listen to this guy, Chad.
I mean, seriously, what?
This is defamation.
And Stinky Shorts' legal team, I'll be seeing y'all in court.
Yes, you will, buddy, and then we'll be seeing you behind bars, because I'll make
sure you're going to jail for 25 years minimum. Oh my goodness. W comment. You
really hit the billy. Are you sure it wasn't user error? Oh my goodness. I got
the real ones. No.
This is rage bait. It was user error. I was there and this guy was not using
the slide. Oh my goodness. Thank you. Jackie and Ashley.
I'll be right back.
Facts.
Facts!
Cap.
Cap. Yeah, now.
Yeah, you'll be hearing from my lawyer, Buster.
You will be hearing from my lawyers cluster. Thank you very much. Okay, look here chat.
Here's what we're doing this episode. If you were not here last episode, um, we hired
full concession stand staff. So we obviously have Nicole. She's the goat W. Nicole 25
with the five. We hired
and they're both very good as
we're going to save up for
we're going to do the t
to get five stars. So lock
first and then we start s
Everybody lock in. The st
yet again. Prepare to have the best time of your life at the state draw shores
where everybody has a great time no matter what. Ain't that right, Chad? Ain't
that right? Where everybody has the greatest time of their life with
absolutely no complaints. Ain't that right?
Sure is.
sure is buddy okay where is the uh hold on where is the okay all we need is two
channel points to get the short range taser that's good I might actually my
fault Kaden you good what was that that was security right there that was my
mom snapping somebody up that was not a a slide fault right there we're good
Okay, we're saving up for the tazer so I can knock that out.
Has anybody got to do the-
Ladies and gentlemen, Cassian is the first individual to hit the billy on this fine evening.
Oh my goodness. W. Cassian, be careful Cassian.
The only way you can mess this up and get hurt is if you have a user error.
Good luck Cassian. Hit it!
user error I swear it was user error I swear it was you'll be improved that it's user
error I will hit it that was you that was you boy caught the billy with 25
gift boycott the Billy nobody wants to boycott the Billy because everybody loves
the building. It is legitimately the on my most number one popular slide. Oh no!
Somebody put a union gift in there. I'm cooked. Yo Willy with the 25 gifted. W Willy. Oh my goodness.
Good luck, Idris. W. Willie
with the 25 gifted ladies and
gentlemen, we have our first
Ocean man customer. Is
somebody else is here? The
Ocean man. Good luck, Idris. I
think that's your name. That's
bad for him. That's bad for
him. But it doesn't matter
They've slide ever created and water park history end of discussion.
It is legitimately, I've said this before and I'll say it again.
It is legitimately impossible to get injured on the ocean man because no matter what happens
you wind up in the ocean.
Straight up.
No matter what happens you wind up in the ocean.
Chat hear me out.
Hear me out.
Should I make another custom slide?
Plus you don't sprout with the five.
Yeah?
I'm making another custom slide prepare yourself
I don't think there's a good way to get it to go straight up.
Is there a way that I can finesse the slide to where it goes straight up?
Saul Goodman with the five.
What?
Nobody on the slide yet.
Seriously, hold up.
there's no way to get to go
There needs to be a way to be able to go straight up.
loops where? Yo, Zab with the five.
Y'all remember that one rollercoaster that they were gonna theoretically make? That
would like instantly kill people when they got on it from like the certain
of like loops they would hit in a short amount of time the anesthesia coaster or whatever it was called
sarah with the five
I don't have any options!
Ladies and gentlemen, the death loop has been created.
Ladies and gentlemen, what was that?
What was that?
Spanky Shore's injury lawyer with the five.
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the death loop.
Wait, that's actually low-key tunnel.
Let's see where it goes.
Hold up.
That is gonna be perfect!
Needs more speed.
You can't do the boosted slide parts on the curved ones though.
hold up we put it here and it will take them to that pool right there and it's
gonna be perfect chat the death loop is now in order perfect oh I gotta restart
the video machines oh my goodness I gotta restart the video machines have
the duckie! Test it not gonna work Jack trust me. Jack trust me. It's gonna work.
Can you boost straight down? Yeah but the thing is you can't like go straight
out this the thing oh if I could go go straight up oh buddy huh oh man I would
create the most devious slide ever
wait do we get the taser now chat we gotta start to use the people chat it
time we have officially unlocked the taser. Oh, buddy. Okay, now we got to tase
ten people to get that quest done. I got to like beat my mom to them though,
because she like handles everybody immediately, so I got to be on I got to
run security excuse you chat I have to run security for a little bit it is what it is
I want everybody to hit the death loop yet.
The death loop is one of our more tame slides.
So if you could like have your like five year old kid do the death loop, it'd be fine.
So if you have any kids that want to come to the Stanky's Jours, I would recommend
the death loop.
Chat with my accent so I'm not going to do no job.
Should I move the Billy a little closer?
You know what I will.
I'm going to move the Billy a little closer because everybody seems to have user error.
So I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do it in my favor.
I'm moving the Billy a little bit closer.
So now they're actually going to start hitting the bullet.
We're going to want security.
Oh, buddy.
I wish somebody would break the rule right now.
Let me test this out real quick, Jacks.
What?
I did not mean to push you, man.
My fault. I was trying to test it. Don't you touch me.
My fault, Jacks. I feel bad.
I feel bad, Loki.
100% satisfaction, by the way.
Jack, 100% satisfaction.
By the way, you really can't beat it. You can't...
that right there is beautiful beautiful a flock of seagulls oh no they're
go start do-do and on everything oh no oh no stream crass
Are they do-doing?
Oh!
Yo, Dima, you better get ready, buddy.
You're going to have a busy day today.
Oh, Dima, you better get ready.
Check they do-doing.
Yo, Eric, I'm not the fire Eric.
I'm not the fire Eric.
I'm not.
I'm about to fire at it.
Eric just doesn't do anything.
Case of people, yeah, I gotta wait for the case to be pulled out.
Alright, Chad, we literally have to run security today. How you doing?
We have to.
The thing is, can I make it to him for what my mom does? Because she's quick with it.
do not use this near pools why not no
rule breakers what are y'all doing the
do-do emoji for oh my goodness yo demon
yes thank you be my nobody breaking
rules we know it's nasty Mary oh my
We know!
Hello, Indian Truders?
Everybody remembers? Remembers what? Doesn't happen.
Remembers what?
Okay, nothing ever happened.
Chat, nothing ever happened with a tazer in me, okay?
Nothing happened.
Where's the customers?
We're never going to be able to taze 10 people because there's no customers, it's
not fair.
Okay, somebody here has to have done something right.
I don't think it's doable wait I actually don't think it's doable wait can I still
do it double maybe maybe I can double do it
it counted
I'll kill you!
Where my tazer go?
I see somebody else walking and not a breakable, watch this.
Sarah you can't be in here, draw!
See ya Sarah!
No!
No! No that's mine too, that's mine!
Sheh, where it falls in!
She was- Yo, Cade, can you get back to work?
Cade, you're not above anybody!
Cade almost not ran smooth over, that would have been the best day of my life.
Oh my goodness, that would have actually been the best day of my life right there,
Chad of Cade, would have got a man over.
Okay, is anybody breaking a rule here?
No rules?
K's, K. Shut up.
I'm looking.
So, we have to get this quest done. There's six more that we need.
don't case K he wouldn't do nothing about it cuz he ain't just take it cuz K they
tough he ain't tough what if you taste people in the water I have no idea what
would ever happen if that happened
How do you name crew you came here solo use the lose
dude named crew he by itself
Where is the customers at?
Do you know about Cade's secret room in the duck slide?
What?
You're banned from lying.
Okay, that's what would happen if you theoretically dropped a taser in a pool.
Um.
But it's fine.
Nothing happened there.
Where are all the rule breakers at?
Almost messed up.
Y'all have a good night.
Thank y'all.
You've literally done it before seven people died.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're exhibiting the customer's arrival with the taser up. See, I'm just chilling now.
Did we fall off? Did the Stanky Shores fall off? Like, seriously? I think it fell off.
What just happened over there?
I don't even know what just happened over there.
there. I think somebody hit the sky too or something.
There's so much open space I'm uncomfortable. Big dog. It just looks open space because all of
our slides do that. So you need all that open space. Look to Billy's fix though. Straighten the pull!
Where are the blue breakers? I'm about to start just casing people.
It's too open. Here's the thing though. We're worried about that later.
way she had a demon emoji over head
I'm so sorry it was unintentional Sarah you have a good night I'm so sorry
Somebody's drunk coming in. That's beautiful. That's what we needed. Nevermind, he's not
coming. He changed his mind. Philip, come through, buddy. Philip! Yes. Yes, I get to
taste. Philip, that's gonna be five out of ten.
Yeah, we get the taste, Phillip.
How you doing?
Yo, my mom has a aimbot in this game, by the way.
No joke, it's crazy.
Like the instant that somebody's doing something they get packed up legitimately instantaneously.
It's crazy.
Literally getting spawn camped.
How you doing?
I gotta get a two piece here.
Sorry!
It's just part of the quest.
Four more.
Chat four more.
Almost as much aura as Cade.
The Cade Glaze is actually out of hand, Chat.
It is out of hand, dude.
I gotta restock the good machines, hold up.
Well, Chat, I have more aura than Cade, okay?
Type 1 if you agree.
Baby, you might as well type 2.
You're not allowed into type 2.
They're lying.
That BBL is...
Ma'am, you walked right in to be there and you know you did.
You know you did, ma'am.
tell me who's next
who's next I need for
Kate has no or a thank you finally somebody smart
You know, everything seems to be
going good in here. They don't
know. Everything actually is so
like it's just luxurious here,
Jeff. It is just luxurious. It
Oh, it's just it's like heaven on earth here chat. No joke. I don't know what that was.
I don't know what that was. I got hepatitis on the death loop.
One more little breaker please.
Cade is a good owner.
Cade's not an owner.
It's not an owner 99% satisfaction by the way chat
But the proof is in the pudding and I don't even like pudding chat the proof is in the pudding man
The satisfaction rate is legitimately out of this world dude
Alright one more hold up
Okay one more we need to
I
Learn this place ain't cheap, huh?
If you need money take these two thousand bro, I'm way above two thousand dollars bro
Look how much money we got we got 30 bands up here by the way. I don't like the way you disrespect me no more
There's no way now you're dead you're good. I'm tired of getting stalled by the mafia
How are you taking that?
I got some for you nobody's ever survived this
Why is he made of steel?
Oh, drunk!
Drunk!
Beautiful.
I'm going to beat my mom to this and watch.
Not to that!
That was a long person.
Oh my god.
Boy, I am so, I am so sorry.
Where did the drunk go?
Right there.
Sorry, Rosalina!
Oh, I did it!
Since when?
Beautiful. Do I do his next one? Next one?
Save Panicking Guest. Okay, I'll handle that.
Okay, I'll handle that with ease.
Okay, hold on. Did I farm it from the mafia? Oh my goodness, crazy strat.
Wait.
Shallow water pool.
I already have that.
Okay, we saved stuff. We saved stuff.
Okay. So, I'm assuming that if Cade saves people from the diving or saves people off
the diving board, that's also going to count towards the quest. So, we even got to worry
about that. All right. We're just saving up money now. Yeah, Chad. Hey, saves. Wait,
should I talk to this guy too? But let's finish this one first and then I'll talk
that guy across the street there how's everybody doing on this fine evening y'all
doing good hey don't start man don't start dude he's already just or a farming
for no reason
you can do both left at the same time
What's wrong with that dude?
How you do, huh?
What you want me to do?
Clear trash by yourself.
Really?
Is each one of you going to teach me a lesson or something?
Clear trash by yourself.
Does this count?
That does count, chat.
Oh my goodness, it does.
Check that counts!
Yo, W Dima for being a slow worker by the way. Dima sucks!
Clean.
Funny part is, Kate is butt ugly, so he shouldn't be aura farming.
Hey, don't let them hear you say that though. They love them some cake. That was such an
easy quest. Let me get back to Yogi real quick. What's next? Build Fountains? Oh, I
can do that. Oh, why is that pool nasty? Oh my goodness. Hold up. What happened? Yo,
Dima, hurry up, man. How about the fire, Dima? I swear. I swear I will. Did you see the
way it jiggled when he stood? Hurry up, Dima. We're good. Okay, let me build some
Fountains real quick chat
Just part of the quiz we could use some more fountains anyway
Wait that is tough hold on that's a fountain
We're putting that in the Chilzone over here.
Boom, let's put another one over there, y'all cool with that?
Fountains in the Chilzone chat.
This is another fountain.
Another Chilzone fountain.
These are more fountains.
What is this one hold up what are these fountains
Oh that is clean
That one's okay.
Two more Fountain Stats, two more.
Let's do Loki, two more of these.
Let's put them...
What do I want to put this here?
Let's just do a lineup here y'all come with that me too thank you
by the entrance maybe that right there is clean the showers
So what?
We just don't like hot tubs.
Shit, we just don't like hot tubs.
Oh my goodness.
Hot tubs, zone.
We don't think a line of hot tubs right here, chat, yeah?
Let me go back to him first because maybe that's the quest that he wants me to do.
Oh, that is part of the quest.
Let me make him first.
Yo-W Yogi, actually.
This just added so much value to the Stanky Shores.
It's not even funny.
Oh my goodness, ladies and gentlemen, the Spanky Shores, you can officially, officially go
in a hot tub, buddy.
Officially!
How many should I put?
I'm putting a few, I'm not gonna lie.
Five, two, three, four, five, six of them.
costed a lot of money right there but I promise it's worth it remember when you
made that guy freeze who not me I you remember customers were trying to burn
people lie to me job remember that the hot some requests are annoying they are
annoying but eventually we can hire somebody to run them
Beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful, Chad.
Look at this. Somebody's hitting the Billy, by the way.
Somebody's hitting the Billy.
No, somebody hit the sky too, GG.
That's bad for one.
He made it to the ocean now! We're good!
How can I help y'all on this fine evening? Request is zero degrees on two. There you go.
How you doing, Madeline? 25 degrees on two. There you go. How you doing, Zane? 25 degrees
on three. There you go. That's a beautiful customer shot in the shaft. Yeah, not zero.
It's crazy. How are y'all doing? Zero again on three. Okay. How are you doing Eliza?
Thank y'all so much for being here today. I appreciate y'all for using the Stanky Shores certified hot tub zone. Thank y'all so much.
How are you doing, Skye? Ma'am, request? No request?
So how cold is zero degrees Celsius? How cold is that?
How you doing Sasha have a good one
32 degrees that's literally a cold one right
Chad, does anybody here do cold plunges, by the way?
If you say yes, I'm just going to say you can't for not
no longer.
Ah!
You have people in here saying yes.
Best hot tub ever.
Thank you so much, man.
Have a great night.
Bro, what?
Has nobody panicked today, by the way, because I haven't got any progress in there.
Dude, we should have been doing the Yogi quest, Tom.
literally no telling the stuff that he's gonna wind up giving them we got to do
those quests as often as we can this is legitimately dope I might build more of
them you have to do it yourself the thing though is I remember in the old
game you could hire somebody to do it so that'll be the best that'll be the
best thing to do we'll do that eventually I know you did not just
litter in front of me get out of my store matter of fact I got something for you
You're so lucky! How about the boy who you like a cramp?
Another day, another beautiful episode at the Stanky Shores Chat. Oh my goodness.
The satisfaction rates here are absolutely unbelievable.
you. Unbelievable, buddy. Next
episode chat. We are doing the
resort loungers research. There
might be a chance that we get
four stars tomorrow. No joke.
That right there was a beautiful
episode. Ladies and gentlemen
and great stream chat. I love
y'all man. Hey, appreciate y'all
for kicking it with your boy
again tonight. Precet all
Bits follows the course. I'm pretty sure y'all for this hangin out. Hey, you'll have a good rest y'all's night
Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen. Love you night. Peace out y'all