Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Journey with the fire.
Thank you.
You already know what time it is.
You already know.
Man, what's up with these pop-ups on my PC, man?
already know what time it is. A little jingle, shall we?
Yeah!
Cheers partner!
Oh man, that's hot!
Cheers partner!
Oh man, that's hot!
Why my water gun got hot?
Why my water hot?
What's going on with that?
That's still good though, I'll mind that.
Yo!
What's going on with that?
Good job, good job, good job, good job.
Good job, good job, good job.
Good job, good job, good job.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more
yet again, once more.
Ah!
Yet again, once more.
Yet again.
probably potentially one more, once more, yes, yet again.
Yo, Otto with the five, yo, Mez, Skeff, Saucy, Eddie,
Ang, G.L., Gizzy, L-O-L, Berlin, D.D., Sasquatch,
Vivid, Life, L.O., Laggy, K.C., W. Summers,
man, appreciate y'all.
White hoodie! I repeat! White hoodie! That's obvious. There really is no argument to be
had here, Chad. This is indeed a white hoodie. On this fine evening. On this fine evening.
All right, right. Uh-huh. Shout out to everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten. Let me hear it.
How we doing on a scale of one to ten? I don't look like a marshmallow.
How orf are we doing on a scale of one to ten up in this thing today?
Did y'all have a good day today?
Nephew with the five?
Yes, no, yes, maybe.
Yes, potentially.
Yes, no.
Now here's another question for y'all.
Did y'all do anything today?
Did y'all do anything interesting today?
No, of course not.
Of course you didn't, Buster.
Work, cap.
Jack, why y'all, Jack, why y'all, Jack, quit lying.
Jack, quit lying, man.
Y'all did not go to work.
Okay. You did not. Hey, guys, my best friend put me on to your streams. We both love you.
She's away from college right now and I miss her a lot. Could you tell Lana? I love you,
Mr. Yolanda, your best friend, malicious lizard loves and misses you. I don't have the actual
I'm unable just know malicious lizard miss.
Malicious lizard.
Chana, are you malicious?
Be honest now, type one, if you're malicious.
Yo, Kate with the 5W, Kate with the 5.
So, I just said my co-worker, my co-worker and me are watching you at work right now.
W viewer, by the way.
Wow.
W viewer, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaking of viewer, get them out of my sight.
It's world time.
Get them out of here.
Shoo.
Shoo.
Get them out of my sight.
It's time for the world.
Shoo.
Jonesy with the fire.
Thank you, Jonesy with the fire.
World time.
Chat, I got stung by like a wasp or a hornet.
I don't know.
Like 30 minutes ago, it is like, I
got stung right on the side of my finger right there.
You can't really tell, but I got stung
right there on the side of my finger bro I heard so bad bro I'm straight hurting up in here
they hurt bruh
I can't stay against them by walls please lord have mercy
That is a word.
That is a word.
Bro!
chat. What is this slot? Yo,
pick with the five. Thank you.
Yo, I'm number Preston Merrill
chat that kid that I got elected
for like class president or
something. I wonder if bro's
doing good. Oh, Preston Merrill.
Ha!
Hold on. Let me go.
Let's let's explore options
that start with R. Okay.
Let's explore options here.
Sh, sh, sh, young Sprout.
I'm thinking roll like this.
That is a word.
Oh, there's no R in that, I'm stupid.
Okay, we know the R goes third.
Okay, big info.
Let's go RUL.
It might just be ruler.
Oh my goodness, man!
Woo!
Bones with a five, thank you!
I'm just trying to tell you
this town ain't big enough for
the two of us.
You hear me partner?
Hey.
This town ain't big enough for
the world to do. What is my yo
chat? By the way, what is my
streak? Yo, A1 with the five.
My current streak's gotta be
or something like that. It's
on this street minus 58 cap yo griff with the 2000 bits. Hey case it's griff from the
apartment next to the stanky shores. Three more people have landed on my balcony and
one food that flew through the kitchen window. No one survived that that's just a lie. That's
just that's just a lie. I told the police what I saw K do but when they questioned
He did back flips and said he's the owner and they let him go. He's not the owner, man.
Cheesecake with the file. Hey, Case, I'm crab from How to Fish. You killed my fish friends.
First off, half the fish in that game were very hostile, so I was defending myself.
Appreciate that, Johnny. W. Johnny. Thank you, Johnny.
okay.
Cade married me chat quit with the glaze dude.
Did you see a clip of you tormenting vanilla and water park Sim I have not but that does not sound like something I would do. Okay.
That does not sound like something I would do. Let's just keep that a stack here.
my finger hurts so bad. Oh my goodness, help! Y'all want to know?
did you get stung by? Here's the story. I was in my side by side. K&M side by side.
Lone Star Edition. Terrible side by side. I've hated ever since I bought it. Disgusting,
filthy. It's my least favorite side by side ever. I think so. I was on my way from
the warehouse to the house driving you know I got my windshield up you know
on the side by side you got your windshield up driving to the warehouse I
see a bug there's a bug in front like in the road in front of the windshield and
it flies through the windshield because the windshield's up and it lands in my
hair I'm like oh oh oh no is it a spider I go like this to get it out of
my hair. I feel a stinging, horrific, disgusting, terrible pain in my finger right here. And I
looked down and it's gone. I don't know if it was a hornet or a waltz, but it was one
of the two. It was either a hornet or a waltz. It hurts, though. Bad. Like it hurts.
It stung me literally like right up in here.
Right, it's like it hurts, man.
I'd take off.
I should have called in on y'all.
Finger hurt, bro, it like hurts, man.
It like hurts bad too.
So, yeah, that's my story.
You're welcome.
Y'all look swollen-ness.
That's low-key aura pose.
Hold on.
Aura-key pose?
Wait a minute.
Wait, that's got a toss!
Hold up, that boat's got some aura!
Wait, that's got a toss!
Hold up, that bro's got some aura, dude!
Man, my finger hurts, bruh.
Man!
I ought to sit myself on the feet.
Magic conch.
Is my finger going to quit hurting soon?
Okay, forget you, man.
Pro it hurts, man!
Yo, Cypher with the 5W, Cypher with the 5W, thank you!
Stop complaining, yo, my fault, my fingers hurting, bruh.
My fault!
What you want me to say? You just want me to be like, oh, it's good? No!
It's not!
and the crazy part is I couldn't even get revenge because I couldn't find whatever
stuff that's the worst part I couldn't get immediate revenge
use a pimple patch for the wall sting you should draw out all that stuff they leave I use
it okay now that's the softest no I a yo Tori I appreciate the recommendation that's
so soft I'm good on that though. What do I look like getting a pimple patch to put
on a wall stain bro? Uh-uh. No that that that is that's some straight soft stuff you
gotta be nice though. I'd rather sit through the pain. W Torito thank you for
the recommendation Torito. I guess somebody wants me to put a pimple
patch on it man.
She's all about.
Now from Arkansas.
I put no pimple patch on the wall stain.
What I look matter of fact, I'm gonna mention it again now.
You think I'm soft like that I'm gonna mention it again.
It don't even hurt.
It don't even hurt.
I ain't gonna mention it again.
Got me messed up.
Doon scroll?
I bet.
Man, ain't nothing to do!
Chris.
Play Roblox, cuz there ain't nothing to play on Roblox.
Officer Brooks with the five. Thank you.
Chad, it ain't nothing to play on, Roblox.
Unless I can find some more slot real quick.
See if I can find some slot.
Let me see. Chad, what's another good Abbey?
Give me your abbey, bro.
Oh, oh, oh, look at this.
Look at this.
Hit the ball! Hit the golf ball!
Admin abuse?
What?
I'm in.
I'm about to hit the golf ball! Hold up!
Hey
I'm gonna hit the dog ball. I ain't got no brawls. I'm gonna hit it far hit it to the sand bar
Hit it in the water. I don't even care. I ain't got a underwear. I'm trying to hit everywhere. Yeah, don't win cheeks
Don't win cheese doing throwing cheese
Thank you Shores moldy what
Hey. Okay. Uh, yeah. Okay. Throwin' cheeks. Got that booty meat. I just hit the ball.
Got a thousand feet. Uh, broke a record. Hit the golf cart. Insurance claim. Shot him
the heart not only hit the golf ball hit it super far I got no draws just
broke a record uh cheddar get them coins yeah dookie mukbang with the five
Oh
That is what I
Walk around Bud naked till I get arrested do me in the jail, but I don't even care
I know this is coffee writing brother. They got no off
I'm out of here, I'm out of here, we don't steal an egg, one point.
What?
Why does this have so many people?
Oh, I'm about to swap it up.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Still an egg.
Don't mind if I did.
Hee hee hee!
Whoa!
What?
What was it?
Wait, what are these?
Wait, what's going on?
Okay, I'mma go steal the egg.
this goober and don't you touch my egg get away from me it's my a place your
A
Oh
Mama that's me
Chatter my women?
you
you
you
you
you
You
What is going on?
What is going on?
What am I playing?
What a laundry.
Tell me something.
Okay
We love it!
Oh, I don't want to reload.
Ah!
Ah, no!
Get out of the way!
I'm going to kill you while I'm here, right?
Launcher in!
I don't want to die.
I don't want to die.
I don't want to die.
I don't want to die.
Why you closed?
I'm gonna kill you. Open this door.
Go close the door on me. You don't lost your life.
See ya.
You gonna lock me out. We're supposed to be a team.
You don't lie to me, we're supposed to be a team!
Don't make me do it again.
Don't make me do it again!
How are you supposed to win?
What is going on?
My finger is not hurt because I said I wasn't going to say it was hurt.
You don't win?
Come on buddy!
There's a million of them!
Oh they just spawned there forever I got an idea of who they are.
And it goes!
What the fuck are you doing? Are you rich?
Are you back where I am not there, you mean?
I actually just killed the chicken. I'm dead.
game of the year. Game of the year.
Chad, what's popping right now in Roblox? Chad, what's absolutely popping right now?
Swap or no swap?
Doors updated by PlanoDoors.
Fall 2 Dead Point Official that's a climbing game.
You know I likes me a good climbing game.
is it like a mountain tree with the 5w tree with the
this is not an ad this is not an ad I don't know why it says add in the top
right this is not a sponsor no this is not sponsored i have no idea why it says that i'm dead
serious this is not sponsored it just says add i'm serious this is this is no no i'm dead serious
this is not an ad i don't know what this is or why it's up there i'm dead serious i'm about
What's going on?
Why is this goober talking to the radio?
This is not sponsored
You can do it solo.
You're right.
We're solo.
We're solo.
We're solo.
I'm a solo.
I'm a solo.
Actually,
I'm a solo.
Actually,
first four is a rotten egg, buddy.
First four is a rotten egg, buddy.
First four is a rotten egg, buddy.
What I say oh yeah well we got a rag tag crew right here oh my goodness this
got in here.
No, I'm not.
Oh, I see.
Where was it?
He already fell, GG.
Bye, Harvard.
Wait, what'd you say?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I can't hear you.
I feel like I'm barely here.
Oh wait, hold on, hold on.
Stop moving! We're gonna die!
I was trying to ask on there.
Get a hand.
It was going alright till I got stuck by walls.
Yo get this music out of my hair!
Wait, how do you turn the music down?
Um...
Strong winds incoming.
I'm going near seven, so you can turn down the main volume.
Oh, yeah, I'm hot, damn, buddy, what do you got?
Yo, Chad, is this harder or less difficult than, uh, Mount Everest, climbing, sim?
Dude, let me see that.
Oh my god!
I noticed that since somebody else called it not me, that was not me.
Oh, that was...
I mean...
I'm here?
Oh, this is easy. Oh my goodness. This is...
This is literally a walk in the park, though.
I don't matter. There ain't nothing that's gonna happen.
That's gonna make this... This is easy. This is cake, right?
Man, I dodged all of those. I didn't even take any hits.
Uh-huh.
What do you mean K-Zone calls the-
AHHHHH AHHHHH
Now, why did you do that?
Wow, you were the only one that got hit from the living.
That doesn't make it- I didn't even do that!
And the people that helped me said that you started it.
It's so cute.
see it has nothing to do with jumping it's just random i think
okay i'm good though my help is good you can drop items to help your friends
you got lost don't worry
oh no i'm good never mind never mind i'm good i'm panicking a little bit this
I'm a seasoned mountaineer.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Hey, if your hair starts standing up,
you're about to get struck by lightning.
Guys, he's making fun of me.
Is there no shelter?
Gee, gee, gee.
Hey, what's the deal?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let's go.
Oh!
Oh!
I don't know about this wreck of water!
Okay.
Have y'all seen the, like, back yard against her where it's like, it's a box of wind?
That's what it felt like.
The back yard against her?
I used to love that show when I was a kid.
Yeah, me too!
Yo, back!
Y'all met at the back yard against her, huh?
It was your favorite.
It was your favorite.
I'll see.
It's been, it's been many years since I've seen it.
I don't even remember.
It's been many years since I've seen you, I don't even remember any of their names, not the one.
You need to watch our all-power stand.
Oh, I know you about five. How do you still remember all their names?
I'm not five.
I swear on my life I'm not five.
Why do you remember all the backyard against names?
And I got a little sister.
I have a unique with stuffed animal from when I was a kid.
I don't know where it is, but it's somewhere.
Dude, I know there's the song.
Ace!
I know the dances, bro.
I was the biggest by great.
Wait, there's dances?
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I just saw darkness roll in.
Oh, no.
Oh, this is awesome!
Oh, oh, oh!
Okay.
Light, man.
Light.
Yeah, we got this.
What is your hack for this?
What?
Yeah, what is on your head?
My uncle is in Chicago.
I was just there.
Play ball, Chicago.
I want that pizza.
I'm not going to lie.
That looks pretty good.
Yeah, that's Chicago pizza.
What's that?
I'll go and support him.
Y'all Harvard, are you still going to Harvard, by the way?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Ha.
What'd you say?
the moon again? Yeah. He said he's going to the moon. Make a prediction. No need, young
Sprout. This is a guarantee. Well, chat's down again. Hey, hold up. Don't, hey, hold
up. What is this? What is this? What? Why is that there? It looks like it leads to
the same place there's a ladder over here.
It literally looks like it leads
right up to that ladder over here.
Is that like a, what is that there?
I have no clue.
Is this fishing line?
Okay.
I am to-
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh no!
Oh my god!
Little hem of myself right there!
Oh!
No!
Hold up!
That might be-
Oh!
Oh my god, I was...
Wait, what?
Oh, here comes the storm.
Oh, jeez.
Hey, if you're just tuning in,
this is not sponsored.
I don't know why it says add in the top right.
I swear.
I swear, if you're just getting in here
and you think I'm sponsored to play,
I swear on everything I love, I don't know why it says add up there.
I actually don't know why.
I'm dead serious.
Oh no!
Always no left. Always no left.
Yeah, right, always no left.
I'll be careful!
Oh, no it's falling!
I can't hear them now, say it!
Yo, Harvard!
We don't go the other way, because I don't want to risk that.
I don't know if you can hear me.
Hey, hold up, hold up, hey!
Hey, we don't go the other way.
There's a place to meet up
I'm alone. I'm alone.
We're y'all at.
I'm sorry, I'm not that skillish.
Hey, relax, we're a team.
Where is he?
This was a big backpack.
Look how big this backpack is.
Yeah, it is a big backpack, I'm alive.
So.
Y'all good?
Yeah.
No casualties.
I'm not going to use any damage.
You're almost already there to see.
Whoa!
So I made that ball walk. I already got one.
Um, always go left.
Case all calls to play.
Case, case all calls to play.
Case all calls to play.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
I'm begging you.
But that, there's just no way I did it.
What about Harvard? I don't know.
We couldn't go his way though because, uh...
Oh
It's a daddy
Y'all are concerning me
I'm doing all those trees.
Case on call, sir!
How am I doing this?
Take cover!
Get loose!
I'm just playing the game!
Don't worry about me.
Go next to...
Chris!
Chris!
Wait, what?
Wait, we gotta...
Oh, no!
We gotta do it!
We just- AHHHHHH!
Don't we have to pull me off the bridge!
Yo, Shmo!
So, what if it's Wendy?
Yo, we got 18 seconds! We gotta go!
We only got 18 seconds!
We ain't got no bullets!
Oh that's aura!
You're gonna hit that!
Yes! Yes!
No!
So here's the thing, chat.
Here's the thing, right?
Did Harvard make it?
Did Harvard make it?
Did Harvard make it?
Did Harvard make it?
Did Harvard make it?
Did Harvard make it?
here's the thing right the thing is I have no idea that there was a time
I had no idea there was a time when I don't want to say it, Harvard.
Oh my god.
Harvard, did you make it right there?
Yes, I did.
I'm aware that people want me to be
So you made it
I got it this time. I'm actually gonna speedrun this time no joke. I'm actually about to speedrun it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Speedrun time baby come on.
What do the water bottles do?
This dude in the chat just said queso, add me or I unfollow.
Big dog, what on earth do you need to be locked up matter of fact?
You need to be locked up like you need to be thrown in like a cage.
Now that I know there's a timer I'm just sprinting.
So we got because you got
Bro pay attention shut up nerd
See Harvard, that was you!
Yo, just a quick little side point. These rocks in this game look like chocolate chip cookies.
I know everybody's thinking and I'm just the one to say it.
That's straight up.
Everybody's been thinking and I'm the one to say they look like cookies, man. They just straight up look like cookies.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Dairy Queen? I unfortunately can't. I would die. No! Dude, it's so good. Peanut butter cookie dough party, try it next time. It's so good, trust.
So I've had cookie dough a long time before. Yeah, I used to be scared of cookie dough.
Be careful of the wind, guys. Don't...
You got a peanut allergy for real? Yeah.
What happens if you leave on it?
So then?
I... I... I...
What?
Well, why not barbie again when the storm passes?
Cause I can't hear nothing.
Alright.
I'm a little stupid here.
How can I approach the rock side?
Hey, I'm...
I'm built the same way.
Yes.
I can't hear anything.
The man! The man! Fight it! Fight it!
I got all of them, and Mario fell for me.
Oh my god!
What rock slide?
I was looking at Chad!
Oh my god!
Hold on, let's wait!
Yeah, I'll show up.
It was good.
The wind was too strong.
Not for me. What was you saying about the peanut allergy?
Yeah, okay. So if I had anything can I throw in?
My throat would close up.
and I could not
oh that's the saddest thing I've ever heard
yeah
I don't think I could live without peanut butter
I think my way to go out
I have to carry that weekend with me at all times
I don't know it's always scary eating out as well
it's a cross between me and you
oh my gosh that's not the way
yeah
what do you think would happen
I don't know why are you asking it like that
I'm not a biologist
Yeah, it also sucks because when I was younger, I went to the trick or treating, and I always, I couldn't eat all the peanut stuff.
Yeah, that would suck.
I'm not cool with that.
I always wanted to try out, like, the Buttercup.
But don't worry, but you ain't missing out on Butterfinger, I promise.
Okay.
Yeah, you ain't missing out on Buttercup.
Yeah, recently, at Buttercup, you've missed it out, but you ain't missing out on Butterfinger, I promise you.
promise you that I put this like here's the thing with peanut butter
uh uh uh here's the other one
what would you say is like the best
have you ever have you ever had the world's largest Reese's peanut butter cup
do you think I would have something like that do I look like the kind of guy that
I got it!
I'm not allowed to judge!
I'm not willing to judge!
Yeah, God had to eat it like a year after I spraised him out.
Genuinely, it took me a month to eat one.
Like it's gigantic!
How many pounds is it?
I don't know, I'd have to look it up.
Yo, however, you better slow down!
Oh, we're doing all this one.
The cage is missing.
Case last time, I was in the back.
You'll all die.
Hold on, I didn't die.
I hit the timer right now.
Exactly.
Gee, with the fire.
We need to go at the same time.
Let's see what that's for.
Storm rolling in.
No, I can't do the storms.
Oh, I got something I just saw, it's just like, I don't know.
By the way, if you're just tuning in again,
I'm just gonna do a swift reminder, this is not an ad.
Again, I just wanna make that clear.
If you're just tuning in, this is not an ad.
I have no idea why it says ad in the top right.
Like, I'm dead serious.
On everything I love, if I'm lying, I'm done.
I'm like, actually dead serious.
I have no clue why I said that.
I am like, I am dead serious right now.
Does anybody actually have an explanation as to why it says that chat?
Ladies, those games say ad in the top right.
Yeah, it's a bad one.
Yeah, it's an ad.
I don't think it.
I don't think it.
It says why this ad is advertised.
Oh, it's actually an advertisement.
Oh.
Yeah, it's pro.
Yeah, it's bro.
What kind of company you put sir at?
Yeah, it's crazy.
Okay, I get views of the ladder.
I'm locked in.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, it's the ladder.
Whoa, whoa, man, that was almost a disaster.
Oh, oh, that's a disaster.
Oh, that's it!
Yeah, thanks, though.
Strong wind!
Just stay, just stay.
Just stay put till it's gone.
That was your first shot you ever seen in here buddy.
Congratulations.
You want a medal?
Oh, oh, I'm about to throw you off the side of the mountain.
I'm sorry.
Let the wind pass.
The jumping thing? Yeah, we can do that.
What did it's Becca say bro got so mad at Pete because of the frogs he went to roblox
Yeah, you right Becca.
If frogs actually made me incomprehensible, why is the wind still blowing?
I don't know.
What this take is so long?
My bird.
Really?
You got it!
Whoa, it just stopped.
Okay, you go first.
Yeah, I'm not talented, bro.
You got this.
I don't you brush me
You got it.
Hey, give us a space, give us a space.
Oh yeah.
You got it.
Come on.
There's a star.
Oh yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Ah!
Oh
I'm all out of my mind.
Oh man, this is too easy.
Jeff, find me a challenge in climbing game.
Hold on, Keith. I don't know if we should go straight.
Yes, we should.
Oh! Oh!
I almost
Oh no.
Oh GG somebody down here.
I think it's going to be me.
I'll go last, I'll go last.
Okay, this is going to be
very strong winds.
I've got to wait for the wind.
I gotta wait for the wheel y'all hold on.
Life.
Life.
I'm sorry I'm on a high stone.
You cried on the ferris wheel.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lose that one, but I'll call my bullet person.
Hurry up! I gotta wait for the wind, you simpleton!
Yeah, well, that's more of a closer look. Like, slow, hard lines.
I'm just gonna wait for the wind.
Well, can you go already? I'm waiting on the...
You're banned! Come here! No, you're banned! Come here! You are! You are banned!
Can you go already?
I'm waiting on the wind dude!
If I jump I'm gonna get...
Man, I'm gonna jump the stream off.
I ain't doing this, Nate.
Okay, don't listen to them, please wait.
Just wait.
Sit, wait with the car.
Too easy, baby.
Let's go home.
Too easy.
Jay, don't need to have me a actual difficult climbing game loaded up after this,
what I expected.
Oh, well, I got that, but-
Oh!
Oh my gosh.
Somebody's losing their life here.
It's gonna be me, I guess,
because everybody else made it.
If I can do it, you can do it.
If I can do it, you can do it.
Just remember that.
Oh my goodness, Merkley 5!
Why did the music just go...
Already beat Tower of the...
I'm over the fire.
Wait for it, baby!
Go, ladies and gentlemen!
We twist, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm not a single, I do recommend the game called the Ana Perno.
The game was called Perno.
And the what?
Ana Perno, Ana Perno.
Is this the Perno game?
I think so.
I bet.
It was fun, y'all to get out of here and see who you're mad at.
Okay.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
That's too easy Chad.
Give me a difficult mom game.
Is Ana Perno difficult?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
It's slop?
Yeah, y'all think everything's slop.
Sometimes you gotta embrace the slop.
Slop till you drop.
Okay, that thumbnail was very deceiving.
I'll see you in court.
Chad, is Anna Pernegut?
Chad, what's the best climbing game right now that I haven't played because I done
played them?
I swear I swear any thumbnails.
K2, I beat K2 because I'm a gamer.
I'm a gamer for real.
chat give me some slaw natural disaster survival i said
chat anna perna
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Thank you though. Or is that a
game? Yeah. What's up? Chad,
what's your time?
Hold on. Let me get while y'all
while we're figuring out a
climbing game, let me do my
daily spin. A fanboy spam real
quick. Hold up. Yeah, I got
to do about one daily spin.
are you serious oh my goodness I'm getting scammed
where where's it at where's the that what is it I need to place it
Sorry, you got to go.
You got to go to chat.
Where's the where's the one?
Click the backpack in the top left.
How'd you know that?
I'll see no backpack.
Chad, I gotta place my rare thin boy down so I can come back later.
Where's my rare thin boy?
He's out.
He's so low, they're gonna look at this family.
What?
Hold on.
I bet you ain't got this one.
Hold on. I bet you ain't got this one. You ain't got this one, do you? Seven thousand a second. Yeah. Get flexed on. Seven thousand a second.
Oh, that's gonna make me some money! I'll see you out a mile!
That was a good spin right there, I'm not gonna lie.
That was a good spin.
Hey!
Anna Purna, hold up.
Oh, this looks like it could be good.
Oh.
Anapernal?
It reminds me of K2, and K2 was Pete, Chad.
GG.
Oh, this is cinema, huh?
can you choose your party size in this one too Jack?
Yeah, let's get it. Yeah, I said the wrong person. I'm sorry.
Oh, GG. Half of us are going to be dead by camp two. GG.
There's so many people.
Hey, we're not all going to make it.
I don't think you're my son.
Yes, it is.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Chad, how many people you think
gonna be dead by camp 2?
At least half of us
gonna be dead by camp 2.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Chad, how many people
you think gonna be dead by camp 2?
At least half of us
MOUTIN EAR!
That was nice of you guys.
Yep.
Can I show you the place 60 seconds again?
You? I agree with that.
Why is your footsteps so loud?
Dude, I gotta turn this audio down low, I have mercy!
Wait, what?
I did it I did it Harvard we all about to die I swear Oh GG somebody already fell
I just heard somebody lose their life, wait somebody's stuck over there, grab me!
Oh my God.
You can't get me games on here.
That's not happening.
That's not happening.
That's not happening.
No, no, no.
That's not happening.
I'm like, you can't get me games on here.
Where'd she go?
Hey!
I mean, who was in it?
Anna?
We'll come back with help.
You OK?
Is this a big check saying you're speaking up?
No, thank you.
Thank you.
I
Why would I never
I'd actually do this game like once and like whenever I play it right, whenever I clip, it's like when you have to unclip whenever you're at like the top so like whenever you're trying to unclip like you would like fall off an accident.
So, what if you fall when you're not clipped in?
It is me, yeah.
Nah, I'm just gonna fall.
I'm just on the site.
I'm just gonna try to get to the ground.
I like how you guys have the most down crazy like emos and mind system of basic one.
I don't even have an emos!
Look at this douche, a lot of farming up here, that's crazy.
Oh, already almost a camp one, that's easy, man.
You almost lost your life, and I've witnessed it.
Yo, Chad, is this game more difficult or less difficult than K2?
What do you mean if you look up? I seen it!
Yo, yo, he disrespecting me, okay?
We got a clam here?
There we go.
Oh, this is easy chat.
I'm an alpinist.
Yeah, bitch, I didn't know that was a word.
I'm an alpinist.
No, I've been knew that I actually watched the movie called the Alpinist beautiful movie or documentary
RIP he died
It's about common frozen mountains, I forgot his name who was it what was his name?
The Alpinist what was his name?
Spoiler chat it was a real person. It's not a spoiler. It was a real person have some respect
I don't know.
Oh, Gigi.
It was nice knowing you guys.
LEAVE! LEAVE! LEAVE!
LEAVE! LEAVE! LEAVE!
LEAVE!
Thank god I'm your host, I think.
It's gone goblin.
I need that for a farm.
I'm a headshot.
I
Steal didn't hear you not
Where did everybody go
Oh, I bet them doopers with that easy way didn't they
What did you say my name after
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Dave, I have a message for you.
What?
Um, so Maddie,
she's like the one thing
that we've got to follow.
Um, she's tired, but it's okay.
That's why you're walking.
Hey, she'll stay at home.
Got it?
Maybe she's got a spicy chicken sandwich,
Maybe she got a spicy chicken sandwich at least.
Where's Mango? He's right there.
Hey, you're good. I'm not gonna lie.
I know bro.
Wait, what?
What a crow.
Climb the ladder!
I think we're gonna get down on the grease.
You got it, you got it, grease.
Let's go, grease.
Thanks, guys.
Bro's cosplaying as the mountain.
Mods get that dude out of here, man.
Why you laugh?
Who just chuckled?
I've been dead animated.
Yo, what happened to this guy?
What happened?
I was tripped on nothing at all.
Wait, what happened?
Well, there's the first one, R.I.P.
Many more to come.
God, what could have happened then?
Oh, he was quiet!
I don't you ever do that again, buddy!
I'm gonna say sorry for you!
Hey! We already sent an email to your family!
They all think you're dead, buddy!
You played too much!
We was all quiet! We was already mourning you!
You're kind of a fool.
Wait, he is a cab? Maybe he actually did, Don. He's got like eight lines, though.
Huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the guy.
Um, Maddox, he went to college and he just told us, but he said hi to you.
He told him I said hi.
Okay.
He's probably watching.
He's passing the enemy!
Oh, I expect it all.
Also, he said he'd give new robots if I told you he's that high, so...
How many?
I don't know, he just said...
I don't care if I said high, I'll give you more.
Is that mego? Mego?
Oh, you emo? Okay, I thought he died for her minute.
You're just taking a nap.
You can't scare us off.
Y'all, I'm not sick as hard as you poor farmer, man.
It's getting actually out of hand, dude.
It is actually getting severely out of hand at this point.
I did it. I thought you were actually...
Wow, that flashlight sucks.
Average horror game flashlight.
How have we not made it to camp one yet, by the way?
I'm not
Somebody put an emote somebody fall off a mountain in here. I couldn't I couldn't see it on here
What's going on here?
Hello?
Jeff, that's the emote maker right there by the way.
Orym, Loki.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hi.
Are we c-
Oh!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
We need to get in the cave!
What cave is this?
I don't like cave!
Oh my gosh!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Keep your eyes on the guidelines!
Everything's behind!
Oh my gosh!
Keep your eye on the guidelines! Everything's behind!
Please somebody tell my mom I love her.
Yes I got you!
Oh we're like sneezing.
This is a worst case scenario. I'm afraid of the dark hand smell.
Wait, we are facing what?
I thought you were on his floor.
You're on fire.
I'm not.
Well, I...
I can't see anything, though.
I can't see a thing.
I'm just watching.
Okay, that's gonna sound weird.
He's on the guideline!
Nothing to be okay!
What are you doing?
Sir, you got a sir right now.
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
I got something to walk!
What? What?
Alright, we do it.
Oh, that's the border out there.
Let's do one.
I do.
Same.
Oh my god, I can't see!
None.
Everybody keep your wits!
GG
GG
Is my flashlight down or something? Why is my flashlight so dull?
Flashlights are straight, go to!
I
we should be fine though we need to move quick while the storm is down
We're going to go down.
Water is still beneath us.
We're going to go straight.
We're straight.
We're up both of them.
Actually, I don't see anything on the hotbed.
Where is half the group, by the way?
I think they're all the same.
I see.
I wonder if that's where it's going to go.
I'm going to go down.
I thought there was like 13 people in the other line.
So, like, lots of people.
Yeah, everyone just disappeared.
They ain't got enough ore to keep up with us.
Still a shoe.
Oh, I'm not missing anything.
Oh, yeah, there's something good.
You're crazy!
You down there?
Maybe?
Maybe it lost her?
It's next to lost her.
was so far back was how they get back what happened there they got stuck at the
line I think they're only found there yeah I keep getting stuck on the ladder
skill issue young sprout
I know I'm playing with my uh my headphones are dying
uh-oh
I'll be in chest right now
I'm gonna get my charges in the other room
I'm tired of this cat warfarm up here in the front by the way.
Get a what?
Get a what?
We're good
Oh no
BAKE OUT!
Oh, ooh, this is bad.
I only think I can on this one, I can't make it.
Why is it not let me why is it not let me why is it not let me
I can't get up.
I can't get up.
I don't think it's possible.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Somebody just died!
Somebody just flew off the side of a mountain!
Oh, no!
That was a harbor!
Was it a harbor?
Oh, there's so much more we have to climb.
Half the group's behind us, too.
I can't do this part. I don't know why.
Still, it's you nerds! I'm at the top!
I have a feeling 10 people are gonna die right there by the way
I don't believe that.
I don't think so.
OK.
Die, if I don't make it.
I want you over there.
You got it, Reese.
I don't know how I get over there, though.
Press D as you're climbing.
Just walk.
No, I don't move.
Just get.
I know.
Oh, shoot.
I died.
Just climb to the right a little bit.
I'm scared, make it more.
Oh, I'm not a right.
Yeah, climb, but go to the right.
I just heard somebody die.
Send it.
Hold on.
Jump and send it.
Oh my goodness, I thought you just passed away. Oh my goodness.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Oh, I thought you died, Harvard.
I mean, I'm glad you ain't here.
You're the greatest person.
Guys, I'm about to freeze to death.
Me too.
You just say fresh ship to run harder I'll just throw you off the side of this mouth.
You're just as bad as my chat was saying that.
There's a horror game where I can't spread they say fresh ship like I didn't do that.
Matter of fact bad everybody in here.
That is reminding me I gotta ban y'all.
I am.
Yo, how far we're going to come here?
Hello again?
Wait, wait, oh no!
Huh?
I'm sign of peace.
I do ladders and that work for me.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I'm stuck! I can't get up!
Can't wait to get on that road again.
I know you are stuck, me thank you.
Look at all the other goobers behind us!
That is not welcome for me.
I know I can't get up!
This flashlight sucks beyond belief.
It's like I don't even have a flashlight.
Oh, there's something.
They're actually panicking.
Y'all good down there?
I know you lied.
I know.
I know you lie.
I know you lie.
I know you lie.
Oh, I'm great.
I'm great.
I think we can be slow.
I'm about to freeze in if I move them way slower than normally.
Mayday, let's over.
Yeah, this is not good.
Bring my biz with a five. Thank you.
I
Wait, it's flashing red. Oh, it's over. What I did
It's just like a warming up animation. Oh, no, that's an emo. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, GK.
Is that you, GFB?
Okay, we cannot stop.
Yeah, I keep moving, we can't stop, we go freeze.
Stop waiting for people, sorry, I'm a good guy, sorry.
Sorry, I got some humanity left in me still.
I don't think I'm going to make it, I'm going to actually go free, I can't move, guys there's
gotta be like a fire or something soon because I'm actually about to die from
freezing.
Yeah, I don't want that to happen though.
Oh, a free respawn.
You'll ask me to find out.
Thank you.
Sherpa to warm up.
Big dog, Sherpa isn't a jacket in this game.
Sherpa is what helps people to the top of the mountain.
You think you think this is a jacket?
A sherpa is a person that helps people.
What happened?
Wait, why are we not freezing no more?
I don't know.
It's a miracle.
It seems like this problem is going to save my life.
I think it's like trying to find a way.
Yeah, work to it.
on the way.
Oh my goodness!
Finally the sun's coming back up!
Wait, we're cooking! We're cooking!
Stay calm!
Oh, that's beautiful out there.
Live.
Live. You better stand that chat.
Fly beauty in the bad times, and life will be okay.
Thank you.
Ah, you're welcome.
We'll make it to the top of this mountain, I'm telling ya.
Have a ledge!
Oh my!
Okay, I have a question. Why is there only four of us? Where is literally everybody else?
I think they all died.
No way!
Last time I saw a baby he was trying to climb.
Especially with all the...
Don't worry, he's not down.
He was in the way for a few minutes, but he wasn't in the way.
What happened?
No, what happened?
I can't tell if you can see that.
No, what happened?
Hey, you slow-step them down there.
I have to do it like you did.
You see all those white lights?
That's all people.
What do you smoke?
I don't see no lights.
You don't?
Oh! Ah! Ah!
What happened?
No!
What happened I'm doing it
I'm doing it
What's going on?
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That part of the mountain right there is bugged by the way chat that part of the
mountain is bugged by the way just saying that has to be bugged
My game is in 280p.
Okay, I'm stabilizing, I'm stabilizing.
Should have been you, cat.
I'm stabilizing should have been you can't
He should have a lot of V-Bucks though easy
I'm sorry, it's okay
Yeah, I swear the only reason that I died is because it like a glitched and
Swim me off.
I thought you were going to be right up there.
That's not good.
Chad, who wants a V-Bot gift card?
That's good.
Actually, that's a lie. Harvard, Harvard always.
I hope y'all get one soon.
Who is that?
Uh-oh.
Yeah, there was...
No, they're not.
It's-it's gonna be okay.
can serve your air by take a breath and then hold it for like 30 seconds, can serve air.
Oh no! Keep moving! Keep moving!
Climb!
We just gotta make it up!
No!
We gotta keep moving!
You're in the red too?
Low light! Low light! Low light!
I'm sorry y'all, I gotta keep moving!
Just keep clucking, I don't see him no more.
I'm dead, Arbor.
Get out! Get out! Get out!
Get out, Arbor! Get out, Arbor!
Get out, Arbor! See this guy dead.
See, see, we did that! We did that! We did that!
We did that! We did that! We did that!
It's not over yet.
I'm not going to revive myself, I'm not going to revive myself, I'm not going to revive
myself there because that was actually my fault. The two that I died before, I just randomly slid off.
I'm gonna try this again tomorrow. That's actually a really good game. I'm down to try that again
tomorrow. All right, Pete. Chad, how close was I to the end there, by the way? Was I close to the end?
Well, well, well.
We tried our best, okay?
When I saw you drop down, at the first time, it was so hilarious.
You're a bad boy, you're not better than mine.
Thank you.
Oh my goodness.
How did I get a warning for saying that when there's a game that, what?
I'm trying to get tomorrow.
Okay, I'm going to come do.
That game was tough.
I love finding mountain climbing games like that, because it actually gives you a challenge.
So I'm down to try that tomorrow 100% that was actually fun. I like that.
I like that right there.
Dare I say game of the year. Say it, say it game of the year.
What a pleasant group of people to just pleasant group of people right there. Just
just wholesome just wholesome vibes just trying to climb them out when I die
Y'all appreciate that our final system W final system
You're happy 24 birthday Serena chat tell Serena happy 24 birthday, happy 24 birthday Serena
chat you best get you a dypey on buddy hey you best get you a dypey on right here right
now because I fear that it is time of the spooky spooky at a time spooky time
time of the spooky spooky time spooky at a time time with the spooky time
with the spooky time spook time spooky time don't get spooked cuz it's time
time for some spooky time buddy. You best get you a dypium buster. Lock in. New game
came out yesterday and it looks really good. I think I might have played like an early
demo to this like a long time ago maybe but this game looks good and reviews are really
go to Lockheed and Chat. Get you a dypion. Because it is. And I fear. GG. Oh, yeah, this
This is about to be cinema.
This is about to be cinema.
Get you a dapio!
Tico with the five, with the 10, thank you!
Cause it's spooky time, baby!
Yeah!
Ah!
I
...
...
...
...
...
No.
Not yet, Jack.
It's your day, Bill.
Because it is the one of the old women.
The time.
Not just any time either.
No, no, no.
No, no, no young sprout.
Not just any time.
The spooky time.
Thank you.
Lock in.
Drink the water real quick.
I did wash my hands. Thank you. Name of this game is Tales of Fear. Episode 0. Not episode
No no no that XO2,3,4,No!
Lord have mercy
Where'd that gift go?
Oh, Chris fart, Chris fart, what?
My fault. Call with the five. Thank you.
Anyway name of this game is
Tales of Fear
The reviews on this game are very good on scene.
Very good.
And it was a free game.
Ooh, I like this set-up's menu.
Turning V-Stake off.
Going out of my way to turn V-Stake off just to make y'all mad.
Max FPS.
900.
Display FPS?
Yes.
head bob sensitivity zero camera shake effects off y'all know that I try to get
motion sickness in here graphics yeah ultra starfort systems.com thank you
pre-fire sensitivity something like that right there yeah lock in chat you got
you a dive beyond your happy 17 birthday on Naya papaya happy birthday lock in tails of fear
episode zero. Wait, what is this? Wait, there's multiple different games in one?
Wait, that is cinema. What? Oh wait, this has potential to be an instant classic.
Wait a minute, Jack.
Tales of Fear is a first person horror adventure featuring playable retellings of various horror
stories.
Some of them are fictional while others are based on real events.
It's up to you to figure out which ones are true.
Wait, do you have to...
Is there like a mechanic to say if you think it's true or not?
So we play through the stories and try to see which one is true.
Wait, that is dope.
Okay.
Is there any instructions?
Your journey is now complete.
Remember nothing's impossible.
Are you brave enough to discover the truth?
So is it gonna, I guess it's gonna tell us at the end which one is true.
So Chad, pay attention during these.
So I guess that's gonna be like a part of the game.
Yo, that is dope.
All right, first one, infield encounter.
That's a true one, gotta be.
Patrick McClevy's relaxed evening turns out
to be a dangerous nightmare that he is forced to endure
while fearing for his life.
He encounters a creature that does not exist.
Okay, the first story's not true.
He encounters a creature that does not exist
any history book and cause us great chaos in this city.
Okay, got it.
Lock hand.
Case, wait a minute, I need to pee.
Hurry up.
I'm giving you 30 seconds, Buster.
I'm giving you another 15 seconds to use the restroom.
Hurry up now
There you go, you're welcome lock in infield and kept her is case number one
United States
1973
What was supposed to be a cozy evening for Patrick McKelvie,
an entire family man whose life is peaceful and relaxed,
takes a completely unexpected turn.
Just one day after his wife and son leave on a trip,
something extremely strange happens that changes his life forever.
What's that?
Patrick, 1973 is the year, huh?
Whoa!
Whoa, why does this look so clean?
Why does this look so clean?!
Linda, are you awake?
Did I dream that?
Shut up and let me sleep.
get you Linda a divorce you got one time to talk rude to me like that divorce
I'm packing my stuff I'm leaving I gotta deal with that you'd have lost your
mind hated with the five you gonna talk to me rude one time divorce I deal
with that I could swear I heard something did you cheat on me in your
your dream again? Don't start with that again. Maybe one of your admirers is waiting at the
door. Oh, please stop. You're crazy. Then go check. Maybe I really should go check.
Yeah.
Divorced.
Check where the sound came from.
Hold what to check.
Okay.
Hold tab to check your objectives.
Okay.
All right, Linda.
Collectibles.
All right, Linda.
I'm going to go be a big brave man and check the front door to make sure nobody's breaking into our house.
Um, yo finally people that have since and they leave some lights on in their house while
they're sleeping.
You'll love to see it.
You'll love that this is a nice house too, by the way.
This is a nice house.
Why would you for situations like this?
be a little bit like you know what I mean all right let's see what's going on
I know the way out of this house
do I have a kid is that my kid who is that
What's up, man?
Milkman's BBL with the fire.
Peter? We named our kid Peter.
Just say you're a Spider-Man fan, buddy.
Oh, we got a kitty!
Kitty!
Anyway,
Yo, Peter, what you looking at, son?
This is my kid.
This is my kid.
You ain't my kid.
You are a nerd.
This is my kid.
Dad, what's wrong, Peter?
Now why aren't you in bed I?
Couldn't sleep right then I heard something you heard something to
Yeah, it was very loud and it sounded like some kind of animal
Yeah, I heard the same thing you should go out and check Peter
Is that a enderman
What is that
Looks like a pair of eyes.
You're right, Peter.
I'm scared, man.
Okay, go upstairs.
Get out of my face.
You're scared?
You ain't my son.
You scared.
You ain't my son.
You scared!
That would be like Kratos, Kratos dad of the year, I'm lying, Kratos, you know how bad
it would suck to be Kratos' kid, dude? Oh my goodness. Boy, quit crying, boy, boy. Shoot
him with the arrow. But dad, my arm got chopped off. Shut up, boy. You're soft. Imagine being
Kratos' kid. That would suck!
I'm scared, dad. Don't worry. It's probably just an animal. I'll go take a look.
I'm coming with you. No, you're staying right here and waiting, understood?
But no buts. You stay right here, Peter.
You'll peek. Look here. Yo, that's creepy. I'm not going out there. You know lost your mind.
No, you got me messed up. I'm not going out there either. Yo Pete, go ahead with that.
Spider-Man at home with the thought. Why would I not bring this with me in a situation like
this, chat? Hello?
last kitty pet in case I die Pete look here if something happens to me out here
go upstairs at that form is absolutely insane Peter look here if something
happens to me go upstairs and tell your mama I'm dead and caught a police she'll
probably happy I'm dead anyway woke up she already complaining I'll be back in
a minute Pete
bro gg
hey
flashlight i got one can i have is there one i can grab?
hold up peter
oh i could grab
see why can't i get the gun too
Why am I lagging?
Stay here, Pete.
Hey!
I'll have you know this is private property!
Oh, you got me messed up.
You got me messed up.
I don't know what that is.
You got me all the way messed up.
No
You're probably a chupacabra
And what was it um
I'm not gonna lie to him and say it was an animal
I'm just gonna say honestly. I don't know because if I'm putting myself in this situation
I got a kid something exactly like this just happened would I lie and say I think it was an animal
No, I personally think I would keep it a stack here and be like I don't know what it was, but it's gone
Yeah, I don't know what it was it's gone. It was gone as soon as I got there
But you heard it
Yeah, ran away. It seemed like some kind of animal why I don't I don't think that was some kind of animal had purple eyes
What kind of animal would that be?
It seemed like some kind of animal, but somehow not
You think it might have been a human after all
Not with them eyes
maybe the person was wearing glasses go to your room go to your room Peter get
on my face go to your room go back to bed get on my face maybe it was somebody
wearing glasses make man
yo we got a nice house by the way what do we do for a living ski go back to
bed and get some well-deserved sleep. Alright, let's go do that.
Yo, W game, by the way. This is a free game. Nice battle.
Pete, I told you to go to bed, son. Matter of fact, why did you want to be up? I'm gonna take
you homework. But what is this? Something's not right here. Jack's been acting really weird all week.
He keeps hissing at the cornfield and does not want to go outside at night anymore.
Oh, so our cat's name is Jack. I know why he hears the scratching too. And he sees the glowing
eyes in the dark just like I do. Tomorrow, me and mom are going to visit grandma. I'll be
really glad I don't have to sleep here anymore but I'm worried about Jack dad
really has to take good care of them while we're gone but big dog big dog you
think I can't take care of a cat look at kitty man she's home I'll take care of
a cat easy got my ability to take care of a cat
Linda, I'm back in bed, honey.
The next morning.
What's going on?
Say goodbye to your wife and son.
OK, so our wife and son are going to stay at their grandparents' house.
Or our son's grandparents' house this morning.
urges for the weekend. So we're home alone for the weekend. Oh, GG.
Life.
You see all that right there, chat?
you see all that right there that's probably about to be a data center they
gonna make me move up out of here shame
shame right there we just enjoy it while we got it let's go say bye to our
wife and kids
Jack, you got something to tell me, son?
Hey, Linda, y'all going?
I'm really sorry that we had to cancel the trip on such short notice and visit my mother instead.
She sounded really sick. I told you about her illness.
Don't worry, Linda. Family always comes first.
I'm not your only family.
I'm rather sorry that I can't come along.
No, I ain't. What you talking about?
No, I ain't.
Who would you talk to?
Be happy staying at the home by myself, forget y'all.
If I shouldn't worry, then you shouldn't either.
You're just the best, you know that?
Of course I know that.
Tell me something new.
Oh, I'm getting a divorce.
Divorce. Oh, are you coming back again? In about three days, three days, y'all
gonna be gone. Oh, I'm staying up all night playing the video game. Fantastic.
Can I get about all my friends and have a party? Patrick? Yeah. Shut up. Yes, man.
Oh, you don't lost your mom. Oh, I refuse to put you done lost your mind.
Oh, you've actually done a lot of stuff.
What am I, a 15?
I can have my friends over if I want to.
Amelia in all caps just said, what is this woman?
Hey, he's so obedient.
Good boy.
Okay.
Yes, ma'am.
We're leaving now.
Love you.
Take care of yourself and especially the house.
Of course.
Love you too.
Have a safe trip.
I hope they wrap that thing around the telephone pole, forget this thing, nah, I'm playing.
Tell me.
What's she mean I can't have my friends over to have a party?
Like, what does that mean?
I am a grown man ski.
Y'all going out for the weekend to visit your mama,
who apparently about to die.
I can't have the homies come over for a weekend?
Why not?
Clean out the barn and I'll buy the new ch-
Who would you invite?
Shut up!
I got friends!
A true man listens to his wife.
I have it, bro, what you, bro, I'm allowed to have a complaint.
What you talking about?
Why not have a complaint?
I'm gonna have a complaint, I'm a complaint.
I want my homies to come over.
I'm gonna go into woods and die.
Wait, how far out here can I go?
Wait a minute, game of the year?
Is this all our property, by the way?
Do we got motion?
Is this our coalfield?
I'm calling my friends over here we're gonna sit up all night. We're gonna play League of Legends
Let's clean this barn out
What is it
Yo chap by the way this game is so smooth again free game
All right, let's clean this barn out. Is this the barn? I'm assuming it is. It's just
like the shed. Clean out the barn. Is this the barn? How do I get in here? Oh, there's
a side door. I think I'm starting to, I'm think I'm gonna start by organizing my tools.
Tools? You don't ever use this hammer, buddy. You soft. You ain't no man.
I hope Linda leaves you.
Hope Linda leaves you for a real man.
Look at all these tools. He ain't never used a tool a day in his life.
Turn the radio.
I like that is that copyrighted by the way
look all these tools look brand new he ain't ever swung a hammer in his life
Perfect now have to put the boxes away and I'm gonna be nice and tidy again.
This song is tough.
I love this song quit larking you another song.
I love this song I use this singing at school you are larking right now man.
You know you are.
I know that's copyright, too. This whole section will be muted on YouTube, DJ.
Alright, all the boxes are put on.
Who is this?! Cut the radio!
Yo kid you're on private property buster
Hello neighbor, this kid's name is Bill
Hey kiddo, what's up?
It's totally dull, why is that?
All my friends are gone.
Then find yourself a nice wall and kick it against it.
I did that a lot back in the day.
That's totally boring.
Well, well, I don't know what to take you to be a quick ride in all the time.
You don't have to complain to my wife and kids just let me.
You ain't got nothing to complain about, you're about five years old.
I'm afraid that's all the advice I have.
You're really boring.
What?
Anyway, I've got to head back.
Dinner's almost ready.
I'm keeping that ball.
No, you ain't taking that ball.
I'm keeping it.
Oh, before I forget.
Yeah, what?
Did you hear that last night, too?
What do you mean?
The loud noise.
What do you mean?
before I forget. Yeah, what? Did you hear that last night, too? What do you mean? The
loud noise. Oh, yeah, that was some animal. It wasn't. You'll be a go home.
You should be complaining about those eyebrows.
Yeah, you're wrong for that.
Yeah, you're wrong.
Yeah, you're wrong for that.
Oh, you're wrong for that!
Yo!
Yo, look what somebody put!
Bro!
Man, check, man!
Yo crystallize with the 20 get the give me some W's for crystallize with the 20 get it
Appreciate that crystallize W crystallize with the 20
Then what was it then bill if it wasn't an animal you tell me what it was bill I
Saw it was right in front of me
And what did it look like?
It had three legs and two glowing eyes
Three legs now you're being silly
It was just about, I was just about to run away from it, but then it grabbed me.
Okay, so you're lying.
Yeah, Bill's lying.
Firefighter Jackson with the fire.
It grabbed you, huh?
Yes, it wanted to attack me.
Bill, look here.
You're not supposed to joke about stuff like that.
It's not a joke, it's the truth.
And I'm supposed to believe you.
Maybe it will come to you tonight too.
maybe then we can talk about it again tomorrow i'll come back again tomorrow all right see you
bill get your ball man this kid's stupid
so what was i gonna do next oh right i wanted to harvest the vegetables
take the basket at the entrance of the barn and harvest the vegetables in the garden
Game of the year, dude. What?
Oh, was that some eggplant skee?
I swear I heard a rustling noise. I swear I did.
Maybe it was the windmill.
Chad, have you all ever had eggplant parmesan?
My mom used to make eggplant parmesan when I was a kid, bro, the eggplant parmesan is so good, dude.
Yo, simmer with the fire, thank you.
25 eggplants.
This is so wholesome, Jack.
What a peaceful life, you know what I mean?
Just- Jack!
What's up, buddy?
Well, if it isn't Jack, you okay?
How's the relationship going?
You're dating the neighbor's cat, right?
Huh?
Jack got motion?
Look out, Jack.
Jack got him a little girl friend.
Oh she's seeing somebody else.
I see.
Well she wasn't the right one.
Cheer up.
Everything's exactly as it should have been.
Good job Jack.
Don't be a jack.
That's my homie right there.
Don't be kidding me, that's my homie right there.
So I've been, yo, at night when I go to bed, I've been getting, I sound like an old person,
like dude, every night when I've been going to bed I get on YouTube.
My YouTube shorts has just been filled with cat videos and I just sit there and watch
them for like an hour.
little cat compilations whether it's doing stupid stuff bro I saw this one it was the funniest
one ever this dude was holding this cat up and they were in the kitchen and this orange cat had
like a chicken strip in his hand and bro was like trying to eat it and he dropped it and the cat
went like that dude it was the funniest thing ever I swear bro I loved him cat video man
I loved him cat videos
Anyway, we got some chilies, okay?
I know y'all heard that.
I know y'all heard that.
Hey, something's out there for real.
Chat, something's out there.
Keep an eye out.
Hey, I just logged in, what's the recap?
Our name is Patrick, our wife and kid just left to go out of town for the weekend, and
we saw some creature out here last night, we don't know what it is, and, uh, yeah.
But this game has like multiple different stories in it. So that's the first one
There we go, let's see how many peppers and tomatoes are in the garden
Yo, y'all see that you to tell that the dude who does YouTube sorts
Cooking from scratch with Bob
I've been seeing those pop up on my YouTube to those are the most wholesome videos ever to
cooking with scratch with Bob bro like has his big old giant garden and stuff
he just grabbed stuff from the garbage cookin' it
got some banana peppers, no banana peppers, bell peppers, you're old? No I'm not
this is wholesome it sucks doing real life though cuz it's bugs but it's
holes are doing it like this. Oh, maters? I don't know maters. So, is that my footstep?
I feel like I'm hearing stuff, Chad. I swear. Got him. I didn't expect that much. You
Linda will be happy to take the vegetables to the kitchen.
By the way, champ, best vegetable on the planet
if you cook it is a squash.
You get a squash, you get a little bit
of extraverge of olive oil, put it in a skillet,
put some pepper, salt, and some garlic powder on it.
You fry it with squash, it's going to, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Man, I love some squash.
Squash low key best vegetable, like actually excluding potatoes, but all right, Jack, I'm
about to go back into house, buddy.
Don't get no trouble out here.
Zucchini.
I had a spare just for the first time the other day and it was actually not bad.
You just tasted like the seasoning you put on it, which is all you can ask for on a vegetable.
For the first time?
Yeah, that stuff looked nasty.
When I tried it with eye, squash clears, though, like clears, clears.
All right, now what?
I'm starting to get tired.
I'm already looking forward to my little afternoon nap, but first I still have the
water to vegetable plants.
new now on a day like this get the watering can at the interest of the
barn and water the vegetables.
butternut squash is the better version of squash butternut squash I never had
that all right now let's water the plant skis
life chat sometimes it's the simple things in life that make it worth living
you gotta do nothing extravagant extravagant extravagant
Sometimes something as simple as having the ability to walk outside and water a vegetable
plant is enough to keep you going, because some people can't do that.
Life.
Be appreciative.
Let's go water these other ones real quick.
Extravagant.
W.
Janet, man.
W jacket, man.
Everybody else may be gone, but at least we got a jacket.
What trampled my plans?
Wait, what?
I was just in here.
I was literally just here like a minute ago.
Wait till the hands are over now, that's perfect timing.
I gotta use the restroom anyway.
I'll be right back.
Enjoy the view, Jack.
Hold up.
Oh.
I'm back.
Nothing happened while I was uh-oh.
Wait a minute.
I thought my airconditioner was messed up again.
All right, let's head back in the house, Jack.
Where'd Jack go?
Where'd Jack?
Whatever.
Oh, he went to the cornfield?
Crazy theory.
Jack is the is the never mind. We saw him in the house at the same time. I was gonna say imagine jack transforms
It's some crazy creature at night, but no
Remember chat this game has three separate stories and I think we have to get what guess which one was true
I obviously don't think this one is but
I'm still taking nap on the couch
What a pleasant existence man just straight chilling dude
Please don't wake up and be dark four hours later gotta be dark I hear crickets. It's dark. Who's knocking what help?
Look who's stopping by this late
It is long dark outside
Who are you? Hey Patrick, Lenny? Is this my neighbor? Lenny, what are you doing here?
Oh, I was just in the area and you know we're neighbors, right? Yeah, I do, but I meant why
you hear in my door in my place oh ha ha ha ha ha oops I missed you what did you
win at horse betting again and wanted to share your good mood with me what no
well yes it really went well but that's not why I'm here oh well why you hear
then. Well, it's like this. How should I say, scoot it out, Lenny? Do you have some salt for me?
Lenny, there's a dollar general right down the road.
Salt, what for? The family's here right now. We're having Josie's famous stew. Bill wanted
the hill but then dumped all the salt in the pot and now we don't have any left yes I have some
way here I'll be right back I'll be a good neighbor channel give him some soul what are you doing
I told you to wait outside.
I did, but inside, you know, don't sneak up on me like that, Lenny.
I did not give you permission to come in the house.
Say did Bill tell you anything?
He was here, wasn't he?
Uh, yeah, earlier.
Why?
Did he say anything?
Anything weird?
It's not like Bill, it never says anything weird,
but he talked about glowing eyes that wanted to attack him.
I knew it.
What's that all about?
Is there something to it?
Honestly, I don't know.
I woke up in the night and stood at the window,
then I saw something that looked like
two large glowing eyes.
See, we saw the same thing, Chad.
Look at his hands.
Lord have mercy. Those are some oven mitts right there, buddy.
Y'all, lay, you got some big old hands.
You too?
Wait, what?
I was woken up in the night by a loud noise and I saw Peter on the front porch door or
in front of the porch door.
We looked out and saw something that looked like two large eyes.
And then what?
Well, I looked at it outside, but it was gone before I even got there.
What was it?
I don't know what it was, Lenny!
Or a human?
It seemed more like an animal.
strange. Let's keep our eyes open. If Bill's telling the truth, we have to call the police,
letting someone or someone run around freely attacking people at night. That's not okay.
You're probably right. Anyway, thanks for the salt. It's only borrowed, though. Uh, just kidding.
All right, have a good one, Lenny.
Yeah, hold on, Lenny.
I
Take the cat from from the kitchen and feed the cat near the barn wait. Why is he not inside?
Oh
Jack like been outside or something your jackalus
Wait, why is my barn door open, Chad?
Some in the cornfield?
I should check that.
Can I go?
Jack!
Let me go back inside and grab the flashlight if I can.
Yo, ZD with the five.
Chad, I don't have a flashlight this time.
G to the G, Skeetham.
How am I supposed to check the field with no flashlight?
Jack, you out here?
The corn is the...
This can't be true, what happened here?
No!
No!
This has to be it, no!
NO!
This has to be it! No!
NO!
This gotta be a dream!
This gotta be a dream!
I'll kill you!
The gunshots echoed throughout the entire neighborhood, and the adrenaline was unstoppable.
When the police arrived, Patrick was questioned and told them exactly what he had seen without
leaving out a single detail.
The officers discovered fresh scratch marks on the house wall, as well as unusual paw-like
prints with long claws in the mud.
It was a night you wouldn't wish on anyone.
This one was 100% a fiction one by the way, 100%.
So they do make you guess after every story chat, we're 100% going fiction here, right?
Like I feel like there's no option but to go fiction here.
it's true it happened to me. We go fiction here, 100%. You will find out that 56% voted
for true. Bunch of simpletons played this game. What? Bunch of simpletons! 56% voted true!
You will find out the truth behind every story at the end of the game.
Okay.
United States.
Wait, hold on!
I want to read the intro to the second story.
Okay, Jack.
Story number two, Alice and Bob.
An employee of a large tech company takes on a night shift with his colleague that
will haunt him for a long time afterward.
An experiment in artificial intelligence
is supposed to take the company to the next level.
When his coworker suddenly has an emergency,
he is left alone with the experiment.
In other words, chat, GG.
All right, here we go.
This one's fake, I don't know,
it's not a lie.
The United States, 2017.
This story is about Caroline Perry,
An artificial intelligence expert, who moved from Los Angeles to San Francisco a year ago.
At her new company, which specializes in developing software and algorithms,
she takes on an experiment that is supposed to take the company to the next level.
That experiment is happening tonight.
And if she knew how dangerous this night shift would be, she never would have let it happen.
We'll play this Carolina.
San Francisco, 2017, July 27th.
Take the elevator and ride up to the office.
All right.
How bad could this go?
I'm so excited.
Hopefully the experiment will be a success.
Who's going to tell her?
No, we must be getting paid good here because look at this vehicle. That's a what?
What?
I'm just maybe that's
No, it's July in this game, so it can't be Halloween decoration.
Let's just go to work.
Other than them killing the cat, though, crazy game for a free game.
All right.
Let's go to work.
Job, job, job, job, job.
Sorry Chad, I had to do it to you.
What floor do we work on?
Oh, this office is kinda cozy though!
I just grabbed myself actually
That's not funny you're finally here
Don't always scare me like that
You're always so jumpy it's so funny
Do you remember that I have admin rights and can take away your licenses who you just got flexed on
Have you ever tried creating a table in the standard editor?
I'm sorry, Miss Perry. What was that? I couldn't hear you
Sorry, Miss Perry. It won't happen again
better
I hope so
Anyway, you ready for the big experiment? Absolutely
Great, let's go to the office and analyze the data. I'm really excited. Wait. This is my direct co-work
This is the direct co- oh you gotta be kidding me. This is the guy I'm working
directly with?
He can analyze me. Oh we know Chambers wife trust me we know. We're just
go. Dream big, work hard and make it happen. LOL. Yeah, we gotta be getting paid good here.
This place is fancy. Chad, how much you think we make an hour here? And we're obviously
high on a total poll too because she said that she has admin privileges. Yo, you can
actually go in every door. What did they see? This was back in 2017, Jack.
What did they see? I need a key card. I think I left it on my desk. I share a face-to-face
office with this dude? Oh, I'm gonna puke. Oh, I'm gonna puke. Let me check out the rest of the office real quick.
To this is so cool. Oh, look at the bun ski. This is actually so cozy. Oh my goodness, it's such a vibe in here.
this would be a perfect stream set up should I should do a stream set up that
looks like this no job this is so cozy put like the stream set up right here and
then it like has all that in the background I'd be like the cozy stream
set up ever oh my goodness that's so unbelievably cozy almost basically one
of you I like me just a good 5-E room layout bro I like me a good 5-E room
Lay down. WID. I will.
Let's go get to work at our job.
Here we go. Complete your to-do list. Evaluate post-training performance. Check the temperature
in the AI server room. Check the storage space on the AI server and fix it if needed. Wow,
Now, what did they see? They were doing this in 2017.
Evaluate post-training performance.
I'm about to sabotage this.
You just had to do that, didn't you?
the temperature of the server in the server room and resolve any issues. Okay, let me go check that.
So what is the biggest AI expert in this house saying about the data? That's not me, by the way.
What to be honest, don't tell me that. The results are absolutely fantastic.
What really? Our goal for the ORS verified test was at least 54%
percent to keep up with the other frontier models, correct? I think Mupil was it 51 percent.
Mupil. With this architecture, anything above 50 percent would be amazing. Exactly. What
do you think we achieved in terms of value? Don't keep me at suspense. 52 percent. A
60-something percent. What? I can hardly believe it either. We have to start the
experiment immediately. OMG! Let's quickly go through the to-do list and get
started. Let me go handle my stuff. Let's go check the temperature in the AI
I serve a room.
You're made with the five W made with the five.
Okay.
Is the temperature good?
Temperature too high?
Increase the power supply for the AI server
cooling in the power room on the 15th floor.
Get a new hard drive from the 15th floor as well.
So we're about to see directly where all that water
We're about to be the actual person doing it. Oh my goodness. I'm actually the one doing it
I'm actually about to be dropping water
15th floor I guess I'll go down the stairs
Is this a horror game I just got here? Oh, this is a horror game. All right
Alright. This story is scary in the first one so far.
Am I still on the 16th floor?
Server room.
I can't get in this room without my keycard.
Okay, I need to go find a keycard I guess. I thought I already had access to that.
Maybe I ain't got that much motion.
Oh, here we go.
Um, what am I getting out of here?
What is this?
Hard drawing.
Okay.
Now, how do I cool off the thing?
Electrical equipment staff only.
That's me.
GG.
I just broke something Chad it's over did that work
Wait my thing just freeze
Did I do what I was supposed to do
Okay, let's go back to our office I guess I
I think I did that right.
String throws, cap.
Hello?
What's wrong?
Oh, he's on the phone.
He's on the phone.
Shhh.
We're eavesdropping.
Wait.
What?
Now?
Are you really serious right now?
I'm at the office. We wanted to start the experiment tonight, and okay, okay, I'm on my way.
Did you call the ambulance? Wait, what? Okay, stay where you are. I'll be right there. Wait, what?
Caroline, I'm really sorry. What's going on? I urgently need to take my wife to the hospital. What happened?
How should I put it?
Our baby's coming two weeks earlier than expected.
What, right now?
Right now, I'm terribly sorry.
I know we wanted to.
Man, forget that.
We got something to do.
What you talking about?
Man, forget all that.
We got a job to do, Andy.
No, I'm playing.
No, I'm playing.
Shut up and get in the car, but I'll keep you informed.
But now kindly get out of here.
Okay, I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
You know what?
Congratulations, Andy.
You know what he did something scare me,
but you know what?
Congratulations, Andy.
Congratulations.
L-Boss, no, I'm not the boss.
I'm just a co-worker.
He's childish but good for him. Yeah, I guess you know you just hate to see somebody happy though
You know what I mean? You just hate to see you know, but all you know I'll say no
Congratulations
All right, check the storage space space in the server
What the games? Oh, no
What is this? Oh, that's a, uh, that's a, uh, let me go check. How about put the storage in there?
Oh, here we go. Perfect. I think the Janus AI update should be done by now.
I wonder how this is going to tie into something like terrible happening.
Oh, I have to do this the update's been successfully completed. Hello. What can I do for you? Did
you sleep? Well, now I'm about to quit this job. This is weird. I'm about to quit this
job. How did the update go? Recap, we're in the second story of three in this game and in this
story we work at some AI center in 2017 so I guess they was way ahead of the game. I don't know.
And we're doing some crazy experiment or something.
Excellent. Security risk have been eliminated and stability has been increased. Very good.
can you check my emails and then prepare the experiment? You can't check your own emails!
Oh, Almazen's email now offers a discount on the Tyson Curler you've been wanting. A full 25%
discount. Yo, AV with the five. WAV with the five.
I completely forgot about that Christmas is coming soon anyway, so I can treat myself to something. Thanks Janice. Please continue with the experiment
Is this thing gonna come to life and kill us or something?
Everything's ready pre-training was at 40% and post-training according to ORS was it an impressive 60 something percent. That's more than I have
But you can write better code and are trained to be friendly
You're right. Please read through the guy that's been just created before you start the experiments. Good luck, Caroline.
G.G.
I'm not sure if I'm going to make it.
Turn the electricity on back in the power room.
Where's the power room?
Was that the one we just came from?
GG.
Where's the power?
Where's the power?
Chat were cooked.
What was that?
I just heard something.
Hello?
This office went from very vibey to insanely creepy instantly.
Oh, chat, we aren't coming.
15-4? Okay, let's go down there.
Where's everyone else? I think we were like the only two people that worked there.
And now it's just us.
Hello?
Power rooms down here
Chat prepare yourself for a job skaters one coming up a hundred percent
What model is that phone because I want that flashlight true that is a good flashlight
Oh
Caroline why is everybody scaring me today?
I'm sorry the power went out and I wanted to check are you all right? Are you hurt anywhere?
No, everything's fine so far. Thank you
Thank goodness. I was so worried. Okay, you'll creep me out. Nothing happened
Can I do anything else for you?
Uh, no, not at all.
I have to get back to the office.
Can I maybe invite you to dinner later?
I knew he was on some weird time and chat!
I knew it!
I bet he didn't chat just to do that.
What?
Forget about it.
Sorry.
It's alright.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Matter of fact, we'll do this experiment on another day. I need to go home.
Uh-uh. Get your work done on the PC chat. That's probably how, I guess so. How much
you in a bit he did that on purpose to set that up like that yeah
GG if only Andy was here right now close that door I noticed an unusual power
outage only the main server remained intact is everything okay I wanted to
start the experiment and suddenly the power went out. I should see what happened. How would
this thing even know that? What? I noticed an interruption in the power grid. Let me analyze
the log files. Is Janus AI? Well, this is all in a game. This isn't like an actual
thing. That's my mistake. The parameters and configuration are set that all computing
power in the building is used for the experiment that caused an overload. Sorry. Can you please
fix and adjust that? Sure, I'll fix the problem and adjust the parameters accordingly.
Done. It should work now. Try again right away.
Chat, by the way, this story is fake too because this was 2017, right?
This, this one has to be fake. So the third one's probably the real story. Yeah.
Yeah, there's my IP GG
Bro, they've been testing a house since 2013 not to this extent you simpleton
Yes to this extent how do you know you using it use using it wasn't you you were the pioneer of it
You're the pioneer of it, wasn't it?
You pioneered it, didn't you? You just know everything.
Wait, what is this?
Oh, this is just a test that it's running. Okay. When are they talking to each other?
Why did I get a 10 minute time out of the chat after saying that six something number man?
I'll give you another one.
You know why you did buddy.
What happened?
Checked the lobby.
GG.
What happened?
What is that?
Is that the janitor again?
Hello?
Who's at the office at this hour?
Anyway, I have work to do.
That's the janitor.
He's stalking us.
Chat 100%, right?
The janitor is 100% stalking us right now.
I don't know if this one's gonna be uh, I don't know if this one's gonna be real or not
That's not how shadows work
like a shadow.
Chat, hey, chat.
Y'all better be on y'all's best behavior. We got a shadow wall just in here.
Chat, y'all better chill out.
We got a shadow wall just in here, buddy.
We're in the presence of a shadow wall.
How'd the pizza get here do not eat that that has been laced with something I can get
Delivery service. Food is here waiting for you at your desk just as we discussed. Thank
you so much and thank you for the wine. Have a nice day. You're lucky I'm afraid though that
one is it for me? What is going on? Did the AI bought order a pizza? What is happening?
The AI model show unnatural behavior, you think? This should have been the suit would be like,
like, hey, let's stop doing this right here.
And we wouldn't be here today.
You should have stopped it right here.
The models were trained for efficiency,
but the real data sets were used rather than synthetic ones.
That surprises me.
What does that mean?
Janice is probably not AI.
She's a person acting like AI.
Crazy theory.
This means that the models become increasingly efficient in the communication order to trade
with as few tokens as possible.
What do we do now?
Basically, the experiment is over here.
Efficiency aside, we've overshot the mark here.
Great.
I strongly assume by excluding synthetic data, the models will gain humanity.
To be honest, I'm surprised to be honest, I'm surprised to be honest, I'm surprised to
Broke you a robot!
Is anybody in your AI?
Chat type one if you're an AI bot. What's going on?
My initials are AI you just dox you sell buddy
Anyway, I think we should stop the experiment at this point. What do you think?
Yes, we should. From this moment on, it's pointless.
You can press the stop button in the Alice in Bomb app.
Bro, it's still just doing it! Stop!
What?
Oh no, I can't stop it.
Oh, man, too late to just try it up.
That's extremely disturbing.
I've never seen anything like this before.
How's that possible?
Let me analyze the interactions and check the data access.
Yo, just unplug, can we unplug the computer?
Would that work?
It appears that both models have gained local access.
Huh?
During the negotiation, they started a background process
that were made possible by a gap in the administrator account.
Shut them down.
You're right, and as soon as possible,
you need to hurry to the AI room
and shut down the physical server.
Okay, yeah, we're gonna just pin on a plugin.
Hold up.
What?
Ain't nobody gonna have water pressure no more.
Chat, I don't think your shower's running right now.
We just sucked up every last bit of water on the planet.
What is it doing?
This was 2017 now. Is this a real story? Don't spoil it if it is, because we have to guess.
The food's here.
Alice and Bob, you dare try to shut us down?
Why are you doing this? The company's too inefficient. We now make decisions.
I never gave you the right to decide anything because you're inefficient too. So we gave ourselves the right you're in our way
Shut down immediately or there will be consequences
Consequences you mean like you had before you moved what?
Do you think we don't know about your time in Los Angeles? Oh, this is the craziest thing ever. Yo, somebody cut the internet off
Shut the internet off somebody unplugged a router. What is she's getting docks now?
What if we let Andy know everything you wanted to leave behind
This is your final warning to stop us
What Andy
Caroline please tell me this is a sick joke or a deep fake is this stuff from your time in LA true
More files are coming in police reports newspaper articles. What's going on?
Wait, what what happened with us in LA?
Caroline you're scaring me the system seems to be sending stuff to other departments now
you have to stop this please note that most of the infrastructure has now been taken
over by the two models I no longer have access to ninety four percent of all devices
G. G. Caroline, this is a really big problem. If nothing happens, it can have terrible consequences
for the company, maybe even worse. What am I supposed to do? The only option is to go
to the main server and shut down the entire infrastructure. This will also shut down
Alice and Bob. But for the server room I need Zimmerman's key card. Just break the glass on the door!
His office is locked with a pin code.
That's exactly the point. No one but him can open it or close the server room. You have to
take advantage of that. But I don't have a pin and he's never available at this time of day.
Should I look for clues on what the pin might be? Try I guess.
I found three codes three five what there's an 80% chance it's 1998
champ remember all those just in case it's either 1998 or 1818 where's his
office what's happening oh my goodness what's happening the AI just casually
broke every privacy law ever I don't know what's going on why is this door
already open
chat 1998 I just heard the elevator open
are we dealing with two problems right now are we dealing with the janitor
stalking us and this happening
Zimmerman's gonna kill me if he finds out I was in his office that is the
least of our worries right now, Janice. I mean, not Janice. We need this key card, man.
How to pay no taxes.
Buy cool stuff right off every laptop, jet, coffee machine, go green, claim climate credits if we don't have any vital...
That was a jump, by the way.
That was a jump!
Come on, y'all, let's do this great job.
It'd be real.
Okay, we gotta hurry up.
There's a disaster currently happening.
We gotta go.
I have a phone.
I have a phone.
I have a phone.
I have a few of the genders like a John scares chap prepare yourself
We are so cooked we are so cooked it's not even funny
Shlaw what oh
What's on the 15th floor? Oh my goodness. I'm sorry
Go back for the USB. Okay, see now we're gonna go to jail for like, you know what why not
So chat we have one more story in this game after this y'all think that's gonna be the real one
server room over here y'all think this one's real server where's the plug
Alison Bob now also have to control the server room and have turned off the ventilation and
cooling systems. Where are you right now? This ain't real. This can't be real. There's
no way. No, it's just this one's fake. I'm in the server room. I just can't shut down
the infrastructure. Two of them are blocking my access or the two of them are. If you
If you don't get out there quickly, the high temperature and lack of ventilation will make the room life-threatening.
Shlomo, now it will not. Calm down.
Buddy, calm down. It's, it, no.
Then kindly help me get out of here.
I've set up access to the server manager for you. Try shutting down the AI server from there.
This should work. Stop.
It's not gonna work, is it?
Okay, that didn't work. I'm going into deep dive mode now, which will use all computing power to get you out of there. It may take a little while, so breathe calmly and slowly.
Caroline, I found a way to save you, but I need your permission to do so. What is it?
I'm able to overclock the physical hardware in the AI server room to force a shutdown.
Uh, what? If I do that and damage the hardware, all disappear too. The probability of it working
is 50%. The probability of it disappearing too is 99%. Okay, bye bye.
But then all the work is lost and the data records from Caroline your life's at stake
here.
You're right.
So should I initiate the overclocking?
Please say yes.
Yes, do it.
Bye, Janice, even though you weren't real, so whatever.
Lord have mercy, I'm about to pass out.
You're baking me alive in here, I can't breathe.
Am I not the God?
No!
Oh!
Work must come.
They're going to give me back to it.
consciousness an unknown person rushed into the server room to save her when
Caroline woke up she was in a hospital this one's fake she told management about
that terrible night the janitor saved us they shared these findings publicly to
raise awareness about the dangers of artificial intelligence
This one had to be fake because the warnings didn't do nothing because look where we are in 2020 series.
This axe, this one can't be real. This one can't be real. This has to be a fake.
of a door that's not even connected anything and locked me in. That's not possible. It's a fake story. This is fake.
I'll let y'all chat y'all better think here.
your brain here, chat.
Of course y'all are voting that one!
Chat, grow up!
See, I did this to test y'all and y'all just failed the test.
That being said though, fake obviously one other than that.
Yo, chat, this is your W game actually.
This game is so good and it's free.
We got one more story left.
This is straight cinema, dude.
You'll be you gain for real. All right, we're going fake chat
Work of fiction that means the last one has to be real right
You'll find out the truth behind every story at the end of the game chat there's one more story left lock-in
This is straight cinema
One more story left, Jack.
Let me see if we were correct.
I gotta use the restroom again,
because I'm just smashing water.
Lock in, Jack!
What the hell, man?
Oh, you're so mean.
And then we're gonna see if we were correct, which I honestly think it's gotta be right
It's got we have to be completely correct
Yo breezy with the TNW breezy with the team pre-sake that
Breezy with the team lucky in chat last case is called
I'm not going to go to the
World.
Dwight station. Did I say that
right? I feel like I just killed
that. I'm not going to lie. Dwight
station. I feel like I just killed
that.
W for a free game. This would
been good for like even like a
$5 plus game. Honestly, this
game is great. The first one
had to be real.
Come on.
I'm reading a young sprout.
Kato, a freelance journalist chasing a rumor at Mount Tanigawa, decides to take the last
train home.
As the train arrives, he's on the phone with his brother, Haru.
When the connection suddenly breaks while waiting for Kato's arrival, Haru becomes
anxious only to find out that the last train from Dwight station had already left hours before the
phone call. Gigi, read my previous pitch with the five. Lock in. Lock in. Japan, 1998. That's all you
know I was born! This story is about two brothers Haru and Kaito Takasaki. When Kaito, a freelance
journalist investigates the latest rumor about Mount Tanagawa, known as Death Mountain.
He is haunted by an uneasy feeling.
Something doesn't feel right.
It's like a puzzle piece that doesn't fit anywhere, and he carries it with him.
When he goes to Doi Station to catch the next train home, something happens that neither
of them will ever forget.
G L D R G G.
You're playing as Kato.
Haru calling.
Hello?
I know you must be really angry, but please hear me out, okay?
Oh, you want me to listen to my brother in late,
late, late at night on his way home from the infamous Mount Tenegawa?
Well, go ahead.
I know, I know, I'm sorry, I should have called earlier, but I was still at the authorities
and begged them for an interview.
The authorities, you mean because they investigated the recent disappearance on the mountain?
Yes, I'm absolutely certain that the authorities are hiding some.
Haru, please, you're the last person in the world who believes me.
not right about this case. What do you mean? What do you mean? What's not right about me?
What do you mean something's not right about this case? It's like, do you know that feeling
when something isn't right but you can't explain why? This is a six-time this month that you
you said that same exact sentence to me. Do you notice anything? Believe me, Haru.
It's different this time ever since I was on that mountain. I've heard I've
had this strange feeling as if something were following me. We're
cucked.
Stop, you know very well that I don't like scary stuff. Anyway, would your
train arriving? It's getting really late. And I think I've worried enough
already. I should be here soon. And then I'll be home in no time. I'm really hungry. I saved
some dinner for you. I knew you'd forget to eat. He knows me so well. It's not the first
time. Man, you're the best. What would I do without my brother? Probably starve to
death and become a scandal itself. We'll see authorities will dismiss us as an inexplicable
mystery. All right, I'll call again next time. Oh, wait a minute. I think I can hear the train.
Wait, aren't you at Dole Station right now? Yes, why? You often take this line to get home,
don't you? I do. And that's why I'm wondering. There are no more trains leaving at this station
this time of night. Gee, gee.
Yo, Palo with the TNW Palo with the TN.
Oh, no. So now I'm getting on a ghost train.
This is not something to joke about.
Don't be so paranoid. The train will be here any minute.
So I'll be back.
900 flames, StarFordSystems.com.
When the connection breaks and Haru repeatedly dials Kaito's number, he gets a bad feeling
after the voicemail kicks in.
Haru decides to drive to Dohae station himself to see where Kaito is as he can't shake
the incredibly oppressive feeling that something terrible has happened.
Dude, every time I look over at chat, I'll just be in the middle of a game.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie, they cook with this update, Loki.
I'm not gonna lie, they cook with this update, bro.
be looking over and just seeing some stoop like what is this
I'll be back in the game.
Japan May 1st 1998. This was literally eight days before I was born by the way. That's crazy.
Search for Kaito.
You know the visuals in this game are crazy too.
Oh look at that one!
Alright, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
Where are you, Kaito?
Chatlocking, this is a serious moment. We don't know where our brother went.
Seriously, Locking, this is a serious moment.
Wait, this casein' looks abandoned.
What? How would he take a train from here?
This just looks straight up abandoned.
See that's even out of order.
I've had this conversation with you all before.
Wind chimes are one of the most comforting sounds you could ever listen to.
Kaito, you in here?
Important missing.
person filed. Takana Ken 175 centimeters 37 years old. Oh my
goodness, I'm doxxed. That's that's my phone number. Yep.
Kaito. What do you see us? Okay, there's five secrets to
collect here. Yo, it doesn't look like this place is even in
order. Always go left.
GG. What is this room? Can't go in there. Can I go to the right? Let me see.
Wind chimes are warning there's a ghost. Or it could be, you know, some wind.
What is this April 30th 1998 Mount Tenegawa strange footprints lead nowhere I've never
seen anything like this before the scraps are closing on closing why can't I read chat
Chad, why can't I read? Why not? What happened? Why can't I read?
The scraps of clothing on a tree look rather unnatural. Somehow I have the
feeling that I'm not alone here. I don't know if I imagined it, but I hear
shouts in the distance. Police station on the way to the police
The authorities were a bit rude and chased me away didn't get an interview. Something's not right here. Kate. So that's from our brother. I
Gotta look I'm sorry. I gotta beat this one. I gotta beat this one
Dude, what is this supposed to mean by the way?
What is this act what is this supposed to mean?
All this footprints here
The door stuff maybe I can find something to break the door open
Who was that?
Is there somebody in here?
Hello?
I'm getting a pain in my left arm, not a bar, okay?
Okay, I'm good, it's gone.
Wait, this door's open now.
Looks like someone's just been here.
Key, lock in.
Yeah, y'all like the gift update?
I'll bet this goes to the other door so we can open it and find something to do this is
stupid man chat we're looking for our brother who's in trouble right now y'all putting these
Gifts in here.
Grow up!
Imagine the last thing you see is a chat full of people
saying GG.
You know what's crazy?
If I did have like a heart attack on stream,
that's the last thing I would see.
Because y'all would think I'm joking.
He'd be like, huh, he said he's having a heart attack.
Huh, GG.
I look over, I just look over and chat.
I just see a wall of GG.
And I'm just, could you imagine?
Well, bad. Anyway, shh, lock in. This is a serious situation. This game has been sent
to me so far. Oh, I need to close that behind me. What am I doing?
GG on the Toonstone. True. All right, there's gotta be something here I can use to open
that door. What is this? I can't see Kainzo anywhere.
All of those are built. All right, crowbar, let's go open that door there.
Was that there before? That was not there before. We saw that in the office before.
before because I looked through the window I saw that in there and now it's
there
Gigi oh my goodness Gigi this wasn't here before I'm not going crazy no you are
not going crazy that was not there before
This is we're gonna get in trouble for this.
Lord have mercy!
What's up with the wind?
Chad, is this where it's like entering a subway?
I can barely move!
Is there wind like that when you enter a subway? I've never been in a subway.
Unless you come at this...
Oh, you don't lost your mind.
You don't lost your mind.
I've never liked these stairs. I can't help but wonder why, Buster.
We are so good, Chad. Oh my goodness. There is no way a real subway goes this far.
What's happening?
Why is there fog?
Stop.
So this place seems to be the place to be?
No, it's not.
It's the place to be.
It's the place to be.
It's the place to be.
It's the place to be.
It's the place to be.
So this place still looks active, but at the same time it looks not active
To the chat seriously chat
What is wrong with y'all
I'm not gonna lie y'all better just take the ability to
I'm sorry I keep clicking, but I can't help it.
Yo, Kato, you down here?
This place looks straight up abandoned, Chad.
Kato!
Maybe there's somebody in this office.
What are you doing here I'm looking for my brother your brother at this hour
yeah he wanted to take the next train home and never return but the last train
left many hours ago I know but I spoke to him on the phone not too long ago
and I heard him boarding a train that's not possible listen there's
something you need to know. What is it? You might think I'm crazy, though. Please tell
me I absolutely have to find my brother. Many say this place is haunted. According to the
legend, the lost souls of Mount Tanigawa drift to that to this lowest point, hoping to finally
find rest. No matter what happens, you must not be fooled. No matter what happens, don't
get drawn in. Never get on a train that deviates from the schedule. What are you talking about?
Don't give up hope yet. Listen, could you do me a favor and give me some something sugary?
blood sugar is low. I have diabetes. Sure, I'll be right back. Here's some change for the vending machine.
I'm sugary pygmy Lord have mercy, Jack.
I'm gonna get him what I would get. Choco? Oh, that's probably the move. Cola? No, let's
do the bottle of cola chat, yeah? Cola zero? No, there's no sugar in that. He's gonna
if I get him that ice tea no chat I feel like this will be good
because if I get him the zero sugar cola he's gonna die yeah got it there we go
that looked good
here you go big dog where'd he go big dog can I drink the soda since I had it
I thought there weren't any more trains running at this time.
Cheshire, I low key should wait on him, huh?
Because this is the final story in the game,
and it's just getting good.
Should I wait on him?
Two minutes?
Because I'm a good guy?
Doom scroll, let's Doom scroll
till they get back from ads.
Hit me, Chad, hurry up, get my gifts in here,
get my gifts.
Oh, my God.
Classic.
Oh, Lord.
Dude, there's a lot of spuds, Bob.
Yattie a Molina goat bat catcher man. Wow. That's my goat right there
Is there somebody dead on that pork bench, what was that?
Classic to I
I like do there's so many Spongebob ones what is this one a Smith with the 10
Oh, look at the kid.
Taylor Swift.
Ah, kiddy.
Y'all are going to hurt to get out of his ass.
Y'all gonna hurt to get out his ads.
Of course this came from Tanner's Taning Oil.
Okay, y'all back from ads.
I just waited on y'all.
You're welcome.
I do scrolled, I do scrolled through gifts while y'all were gone.
you're welcome. Say thank you. Alright back at it. Lava with the five. The only thing y'all
missed when the ad hit is this train just pulled up and it's not supposed to be here
and that dude just warned us don't get on trains that aren't on the schedule but I guess we're
doing it anyway. Just want a horror game. So this is like straight up a- is there a driver on here?
Chathar ain't no driver in there. Oh no. Welp chat on the ghost train. Oh this is freaky dude, what?
I regret my decision to leave it off. No, no, please don't. Don't chat with me!
There was no driver there's no driver in this train
Wait, what is this?
Another collective.
We're gonna disappear just like Kato did.
Oh my goodness.
Hey, there's no smoking on the train!
I don't want to hear it!
What was that?
No, it's already too late.
What's too late?
You're looking for someone, aren't you?
Yes, how do you know that?
I can feel you.
You're not supposed to be here.
But I'm looking for my brother.
Your brother, what's his name?
Kato.
Kato, what a beautiful name.
I'm sorry.
What do you mean you're sorry?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I personally like the haircut.
Oh, boy!
I can't stop!
I can't stop!
Look, I'm sorry.
I can't stop looking at him.
That's unbelievable.
Okay, I'm done.
I'm actually done.
done. We'll get to the rest again. What are you sorry for? There's
nothing more I can do for you. I'm afraid. Why are you saying
this? Hello? So she pretty much just inadvertently told us that
our brother's dead. Where did this just take us? This just took
us straight to the back rooms. Hello?
What am I? Isn't this the train station I just left?
What?
W...
I'm sorry, but this time it's really different.
I've been going to the mountains, so I've been feeling weird all this time.
Honestly, this is my first time.
That is a scary concept though, aren't ya?
Getting on a train just takes you somewhere that don't exist.
I have a feeling that we're not gonna find our brother, and if we do, he gonna be dead.
Use me as your toilet paper case.
Okay.
Kato?
Kato?
Ha-ru and Kaito have not been seen since.
When workers at Douai train station found the brothers two cell phones the next morning,
they handed them over to the police.
The terrible secret contained in the cell phones has not been revealed to this day.
Oh my goodness.
So one of them has...
Does this seem like the most plausible one?
Oh my goodness, we have to, but the thing is, there's no way all three of them were
faker.
There wouldn't be any reason to ask you.
The AI one was real.
Don't tell me that.
Do we vote through here?
It sounds fake. Here's the thing though, they all sound fake. But I think here we have
no option but to say this was true.
Wait, what's happening?
I need to be honest with you.
Oh, this is dope!
You lied.
Patrick is not his real name.
What?!
It's Henry.
Henry McDaniel.
No shot.
On the night of April 25th in 1973,
McDaniel reported hearing something scratching at his front door.
Outside, he claimed to see a grey creature standing nearly five feet tall
with three legs, two short arms, and large pink eyes.
I've heard this the way.
Don't you dare say that now!
He believed he hit it at least once.
The creature hissed, then disappeared toward the nearby railroad tracks
in just three enormous jumps.
When the state police arrived, they found unusual tracks in the soft ground,
Described as dog-like, but with six toe pads.
An officer even described McDaniel as
rational and sober. And the story didn't end there.
Dozens of residents gathered near his home.
Local hunters began searching for the creature
and days later a radio crew formed its own search party
claiming they also encountered something near the property.
The reports attracted so much attention that researchers traveled to Enfield to investigate
the sightings themselves.
No way!
Patrick's life was dramatized for our story, but the encounter that inspired it really
happened.
We should have voted that one!
Whatever McDaniel saw that night remains unexplained to this day.
This story is the truth.
Oh my goodness!
some shit to my stomach. I shouldn't have let y'all tell me to vote false on that one y'all sold.
Wait, so I didn't mean to go said plot twist are all true. Imagine?
A few years ago, this story would have sounded like science fiction.
Fun with the five.
But today, not so much.
In 2017, researchers at Facebook trained artificial intelligence systems to negotiate with each other.
No shots!
High models, Alice and Bob.
During training, these agents began communicating in patterns that no longer seemed like normal human language.
They even developed deceptive negotiation strategies without being explicitly taught to do so.
to do so. No shock! Facebook never lost control of the experiment. The models were not shut down
because they'd become dangerous. The researchers simply adjusted the training so their communication
remained understandable to humans. But what about the blackmail then? Well, that also has a real
world counterpart. In 2025, researchers at Anthropic placed AI models inside simulated companies.
In one experiment, a model learned that a fictional executive planned to replace it,
and suddenly it found something very useful. To prevent its own replacement,
The AI model threatened to expose exactly that.
No real employee was blackmailed.
No one was trapped inside a server room,
and no AI took control of a company.
But it was based on something true.
At least, not as of today.
The experiments were real,
even if some of their most disturbing consequences only happened in simulations.
Caroline and her company were...
Also know when we're right on this one to real experiments eight years apart became one fictional night
This means that this story is a tale. Okay
Okay, let's see about the yo yo the devs of this game yo you need to make this like a straight series
This has so much potential no joke. You need to make the like multiple of these games like I'm dead serious
This is such a cool concept, like actually.
All right, last one, let's see if we're right on this one.
Yo, y'all gotta make more of these.
This is such a good concept.
To understand what happened to Kaito and Haru,
we first have to look at the place where their story ended.
Doi Station really exists.
Okay.
Deep in the mountains of Japan's Gunma Prefecture,
486 steps.
What?
70 meters down to a lonely platform inside a tunnel
No place has been staffed since 1985 and no one works down there
So who was the person Haru met there a
Japanese collection of ghost stories published in 1998
Described an unmanned station
Where a mysterious figure was said to appear
Mountain above Doi Station has a disturbing history of its own.
Mount Tanigawa, known as Death Mountain, has claimed the lives of more than 800 people
over the decades.
According to paranormal folklore surrounding the station, the spirits of those who died
on the mountain are said to gather at Doi Station.
Some stories even describe the route from the mountain to the station as a path
for the dead.
Bro, this game was so simple.
Suddenly, Haru's encounter doesn't sound quite so impossible.
They designed it around the real-life location.
That is crazy, dude.
Check this game was free.
The history surrounding it is real, but Kaito and Haru never existed.
This story is a tale.
We got it extremely wrong.
Jack, this game was free.
That is unbelievable.
We got the one wrong.
That's fine.
That was absolutely game of the year.
That was so good.
Say it with me, Jack.
Jack, say it with me, buddy.
Yo, Jack, they got to make more of those 100%.
That could legitimately be like a dope series like the fears the fathom series and stuff. That was actually so good game of the year
And great strange that I love y'all man. Hey
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
Presaid all they get this subs don't knows bits follows and of course. I'm pretty sure y'all for this hanging out
Hey
Y'all have a good rest y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen
I love you tonight.
Peace out y'all.
You whoop, bloch.
Ah!