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Get you a hit."}, {"start": 695.36, "end": 699.36, "text": " Oh, man, that's some good drink."}, {"start": 705.36, "end": 710.36, "text": " It literally tastes like lemon lime greatness. I don't know what you talking about."}, {"start": 710.36, "end": 718.36, "text": " Usually creatine is flavorless, but over here at Gamer Sub, they develop something that tastes good on top of it."}, {"start": 718.36, "end": 723.36, "text": " Now I'm not gonna lie, you gotta have a bunch of scoops of it to make any amount of creatine in the day,"}, {"start": 723.36, "end": 732.36, "text": " but if you ain't looking to hit a certain gram creatine goal today, you can just get you one-two scoops."}, {"start": 732.36, "end": 737.36, "text": " Yeah, you already know it."}, {"start": 737.36, "end": 740.36, "text": " Shout out to everybody's day going on the scale of 1 to 10."}, {"start": 740.36, "end": 741.36, "text": " Let me hear it."}, {"start": 741.36, "end": 753.36, "text": " How are we doing on a scale of 1 to 10 up in here?"}, {"start": 753.36, "end": 755.36, "text": " How are you drinking that?"}, {"start": 755.36, "end": 761.36, "text": " Dog, it literally tastes, there's nothing nasty about it."}, {"start": 761.36, "end": 786.36, "text": " there's actually nothing nasty about it. Michael Jackson with the five and Butters with the five. I'll tell you what is nasty. I had to keep myself from throwing up earlier. I made some, it was bad. I'll never do it again. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm good."}, {"start": 786.36, "end": 795.72, "text": " Um, so it was earlier, so I've been tired recently, as y'all could probably tell."}, {"start": 795.72, "end": 797.8000000000001, "text": " I've been looking tired up here because I'm cutting."}, {"start": 797.8000000000001, "end": 799.52, "text": " I ain't got no calories in me."}, {"start": 799.52, "end": 801.46, "text": " I'm dying."}, {"start": 801.46, "end": 807.24, "text": " So I went and made me some egg sandwiches, but I didn't have enough calories left to"}, {"start": 807.24, "end": 810.04, "text": " put butter on the bread."}, {"start": 810.04, "end": 812.0, "text": " So I said, it'll be all right."}, {"start": 812.0, "end": 816.32, "text": " I made two egg sandwiches, no butter on the bread."}, {"start": 816.32, "end": 827.36, "text": " eggs a piece I was literally gagging unironically gagging eating egg sandwiches"}, {"start": 827.36, "end": 837.6800000000001, "text": " don't you ever make an egg sandwich without no butter on the bread I swear it"}, {"start": 837.6800000000001, "end": 843.6800000000001, "text": " was the nastiest unironically the nastiest thing ever you good now not"}, {"start": 843.6800000000001, "end": 850.5000000000001, "text": " being good I'm straight it was just nasty it was it was nasty because here's the"}, {"start": 850.5000000000001, "end": 854.2800000000001, "text": " thing y'all think I'm tripping with the cough drops if I would have your cypher"}, {"start": 854.2800000000001, "end": 857.4000000000001, "text": " in cheap with the five if I would have added the butter to the egg sandwiches"}, {"start": 857.4000000000001, "end": 861.1600000000001, "text": " that wouldn't have left me enough calories in the day to have my cough drops so"}, {"start": 861.1600000000001, "end": 866.84, "text": " I went out of my way to plan around having my cough drop because I be"}, {"start": 866.84, "end": 872.0400000000001, "text": " hooting hollering in here all feel good"}, {"start": 873.6800000000001, "end": 876.2, "text": " Okay, so AKA Big Sexy with the five."}, {"start": 876.2, "end": 877.0400000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 878.6800000000001, "end": 879.6800000000001, "text": " What'd you just say?"}, {"start": 883.7600000000001, "end": 885.32, "text": " What's the water brand?"}, {"start": 886.4000000000001, "end": 887.24, "text": " What are you paying me?"}, {"start": 887.24, "end": 888.08, "text": " Forget you."}, {"start": 889.1600000000001, "end": 890.2800000000001, "text": " Hey, paying me?"}, {"start": 891.1200000000001, "end": 892.2800000000001, "text": " What water brand?"}, {"start": 892.2800000000001, "end": 893.1200000000001, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 893.1200000000001, "end": 894.2800000000001, "text": " No, I'll tell you."}, {"start": 895.5600000000001, "end": 897.4000000000001, "text": " I ripped the label off."}, {"start": 897.4000000000001, "end": 899.2800000000001, "text": " I don't rip the label off for plug reasons."}, {"start": 899.2800000000001, "end": 901.4000000000001, "text": " I do this whether I'm streaming or not."}, {"start": 901.4000000000001, "end": 903.5200000000001, "text": " It's Clover Valley."}, {"start": 903.52, "end": 907.48, "text": " You get it, it's a Dollar General brand, Clover Valley."}, {"start": 907.48, "end": 910.76, "text": " Not every water you get is good, room temperature,"}, {"start": 910.76, "end": 912.3199999999999, "text": " but I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 912.3199999999999, "end": 914.88, "text": " Clover Valley brand is good at room temperature, no Joe."}, {"start": 914.88, "end": 917.42, "text": " I actually mess with it, it's good."}, {"start": 917.42, "end": 920.5, "text": " One with the five, W1 with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 921.56, "end": 922.96, "text": " But yeah, that's what I get."}, {"start": 925.18, "end": 928.0, "text": " So yeah, no plug though, they ain't paying me."}, {"start": 928.0, "end": 930.88, "text": " I'm not sponsored by any water brand."}, {"start": 930.88, "end": 931.98, "text": " I should be though."}, {"start": 931.98, "end": 935.98, "text": " I'm the face of water."}, {"start": 935.98, "end": 938.98, "text": " Michael with the 5W Michael with the 5, thank you."}, {"start": 938.98, "end": 944.98, "text": " Chad, that's not a sponsor, bro."}, {"start": 944.98, "end": 946.98, "text": " Microplastic."}, {"start": 946.98, "end": 960.98, "text": " I go, I can I actually it is not humanly possible for me to describe to you how much I do not care about microplastic in in me."}, {"start": 960.98, "end": 979.54, "text": " There is no words in the dictionary on the planet Earth that I can describe to you how much I do not care about consuming microplastics."}, {"start": 979.54, "end": 984.98, "text": " Because if it's as bad as everybody says it is, it's already too late."}, {"start": 984.98, "end": 989.3000000000001, "text": " I've been eating stuff microwave slot my whole life."}, {"start": 989.3000000000001, "end": 991.82, "text": " It's too late anyway."}, {"start": 991.82, "end": 994.5, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 995.98, "end": 1001.78, "text": " I don't care if there was a pound of plastic floating around in me somewhere."}, {"start": 1003.3000000000001, "end": 1006.86, "text": " Oh, you drink it out of a plastic bottle."}, {"start": 1006.86, "end": 1011.22, "text": " Microplastics, okay."}, {"start": 1014.98, "end": 1029.8600000000001, "text": " Let me be around somebody and I take a drink out of my gown of water and they unironically"}, {"start": 1029.8600000000001, "end": 1032.6200000000001, "text": " in person say microplastics to me."}, {"start": 1032.6200000000001, "end": 1037.8600000000001, "text": " You know you ain't going around in real life seeing somebody drink out of something out"}, {"start": 1037.8600000000001, "end": 1039.9, "text": " of a plastic bottle and telling them microplastics."}, {"start": 1039.9, "end": 1043.1, "text": " You just saying that in here 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Complaint."}, {"start": 1138.46, "end": 1139.66, "text": " Who was it that said it?"}, {"start": 1139.66, "end": 1140.5, "text": " Complaint."}, {"start": 1141.54, "end": 1142.38, "text": " Who was it?"}, {"start": 1148.1, "end": 1148.94, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 1152.82, "end": 1153.66, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 1156.14, "end": 1157.14, "text": " Did you do the wordle?"}, {"start": 1157.14, "end": 1159.1, "text": " No, I haven't, but get him out of my sight"}, {"start": 1159.1, "end": 1160.5, "text": " because I'm doing it now."}, {"start": 1162.98, "end": 1165.98, "text": " It's time, baby."}, {"start": 1165.98, "end": 1170.98, "text": " Hey, your happy 15th birthday, Emma."}, {"start": 1170.98, "end": 1172.98, "text": " Thank you, Summer W."}, {"start": 1172.98, "end": 1174.98, "text": " Summer."}, {"start": 1174.98, "end": 1176.98, "text": " You're happy 19th birthday, mean Lord."}, {"start": 1176.98, "end": 1178.98, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1178.98, "end": 1182.98, "text": " I don't know they had any of those dark."}, {"start": 1182.98, "end": 1184.98, "text": " Oh, please say that dark."}, {"start": 1184.98, "end": 1185.98, "text": " Yo, W."}, {"start": 1185.98, "end": 1187.98, "text": " Alina, Alina, Alina W."}, {"start": 1187.98, "end": 1190.98, "text": " Elena, please take that cheat lock in."}, {"start": 1190.98, "end": 1191.98, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 1191.98, "end": 1196.98, "text": " Yesterday was the pinnacle of wordal ability."}, {"start": 1196.98, "end": 1200.42, "text": " It was borderline, not human."}, {"start": 1200.42, "end": 1204.22, "text": " What I did yesterday on the wordal."}, {"start": 1204.22, "end": 1209.6200000000001, "text": " Now, the question is here, the big question here is,"}, {"start": 1209.6200000000001, "end": 1210.6200000000001, "text": " am I able?"}, {"start": 1214.7, "end": 1220.3, "text": " Am I able to do it again?"}, {"start": 1220.3, "end": 1222.3, "text": " That's the question."}, {"start": 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Boston out of my color?"}, {"start": 1336.7, "end": 1338.7, "text": " Well?"}, {"start": 1338.7, "end": 1345.7, "text": " Okay, so IRS audit with the vibe, thank you."}, {"start": 1345.7, "end": 1347.7, "text": " That was anti-climatic."}, {"start": 1347.7, "end": 1354.7, "text": " I was planning on being locked in for like 15 minutes there."}, {"start": 1354.7, "end": 1358.7, "text": " You love to see it."}, {"start": 1358.7, "end": 1362.7, "text": " You love to see it."}, {"start": 1362.7, "end": 1367.7, "text": " Hate to see them go, but I love to watch them go."}, {"start": 1367.7, "end": 1371.8600000000001, "text": " but I love to watch him leave. I says it's Chris Redfield walks out the door to go to work."}, {"start": 1374.02, "end": 1380.66, "text": " Let me tell you buddy, look here. That, that was tough."}, {"start": 1384.9, "end": 1390.3400000000001, "text": " That was tough. Right there. I don't know what, I don't know what to say."}, {"start": 1391.54, "end": 1397.06, "text": " Yo, Avery G with the way. Appreciate that. Appreciate the rate, Avery G. W. Avery G."}, {"start": 1397.06, "end": 1398.06, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1401.32, "end": 1401.82, "text": " Check."}, {"start": 1402.4199999999998, "end": 1406.6799999999998, "text": " Do you a dirt can beat people coping all they want to don't let"}, {"start": 1406.6799999999998, "end": 1410.62, "text": " nobody throw dirt on your diamonds when you finally get them."}, {"start": 1412.86, "end": 1413.58, "text": " Hey, check."}, {"start": 1415.86, "end": 1419.5, "text": " When you finally get diamonds, you've been digging you've been out"}, {"start": 1419.5, "end": 1421.98, "text": " there digging for diamonds for 10 days."}, {"start": 1422.46, "end": 1423.86, "text": " Everybody looking at you stupid man."}, {"start": 1423.86, "end": 1424.8999999999999, "text": " You stupid for this."}, {"start": 1424.8999999999999, "end": 1425.5, "text": " What you doing?"}, {"start": 1427.06, "end": 1430.1799999999998, "text": " You're like, no, I'm gonna find me some diamonds, man."}, {"start": 1430.1799999999998, "end": 1432.1, "text": " They're like, no, you're stupid."}, {"start": 1432.1, "end": 1433.54, "text": " You finally dig up some diamonds."}, {"start": 1433.54, "end": 1434.82, "text": " They gonna come back."}, {"start": 1434.82, "end": 1435.6599999999999, "text": " They gonna come back."}, {"start": 1435.6599999999999, "end": 1437.34, "text": " They gonna throw dirt on them diamonds,"}, {"start": 1437.34, "end": 1438.1799999999998, "text": " but it don't matter."}, {"start": 1438.1799999999998, "end": 1439.7, "text": " You don't know why?"}, {"start": 1439.7, "end": 1443.1399999999999, "text": " Because diamonds don't get stained by dirt."}, {"start": 1443.1399999999999, "end": 1445.3, "text": " You just wash them off."}, {"start": 1445.3, "end": 1448.06, "text": " At the end of the day, you still got diamonds."}, {"start": 1449.94, "end": 1452.62, "text": " All these doobers in here talking about heat sheet."}, {"start": 1452.62, "end": 1456.34, "text": " Oh, heat sheet, heat sheet, heat sheet, heat sheet."}, {"start": 1456.34, "end": 1457.78, "text": " Yeah, buddy. Guess what?"}, {"start": 1457.78, "end": 1459.1399999999999, "text": " I still got the word on right."}, {"start": 1459.1399999999999, "end": 1460.54, "text": " Two guesses, Doober."}, {"start": 1460.54, "end": 1473.3, "text": " No, play with me."}, {"start": 1473.3, "end": 1474.8999999999999, "text": " Yo, missing meadow with the five."}, {"start": 1474.8999999999999, "end": 1476.6599999999999, "text": " W, missing meadow with the five."}, {"start": 1480.4199999999998, "end": 1481.82, "text": " You got lucky."}, {"start": 1481.82, "end": 1485.1799999999998, "text": " You know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 1485.18, "end": 1486.9, "text": " I don't think I got lucky on that one."}, {"start": 1489.3400000000001, "end": 1490.3400000000001, "text": " My finger hurt."}, {"start": 1493.02, "end": 1494.42, "text": " Chad, I cut my finger."}, {"start": 1495.66, "end": 1500.26, "text": " Cooking potatoes the day before yesterday, I ain't heard."}, {"start": 1501.38, "end": 1503.22, "text": " That cuts deeper than it looks too."}, {"start": 1503.22, "end": 1504.22, "text": " It really don't look like that,"}, {"start": 1504.22, "end": 1505.5800000000002, "text": " but that thing hurt, no."}, {"start": 1506.46, "end": 1508.9, "text": " My dad cut off the side of his finger today too,"}, {"start": 1508.9, "end": 1509.74, "text": " which is crazy."}, {"start": 1509.74, "end": 1511.02, "text": " Like I cut my finger,"}, {"start": 1511.02, "end": 1511.8600000000001, "text": " my dad turns around,"}, {"start": 1511.8600000000001, "end": 1513.8600000000001, "text": " they cuts off like half of his finger."}, {"start": 1515.18, "end": 1517.18, "text": " Bro got a band-aid on too."}, {"start": 1524.3, "end": 1526.3, "text": " Half? He cut like"}, {"start": 1528.6200000000001, "end": 1535.1000000000001, "text": " The side right here like a big chunk off the side of it. You can't get right"}, {"start": 1535.1000000000001, "end": 1560.1000000000001, "text": " right. Evil with the fire. That bro can't get right man. Oh, they got hit with heads."}, {"start": 1560.1000000000001, "end": 1570.1000000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 1570.1000000000001, "end": 1579.94, "text": " Hold on, G. I'll do a couple of these today for I get on for a continue to cart game from"}, {"start": 1579.94, "end": 1581.5800000000002, "text": " last night."}, {"start": 1581.5800000000002, "end": 1588.46, "text": " Oh, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 1588.46, "end": 1590.46, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 1590.46, "end": 1593.46, "text": " That's a Red Dead Redemption intro."}, {"start": 1593.46, "end": 1596.46, "text": " You can't fight me."}, {"start": 1596.46, "end": 1599.46, "text": " Ranked Duchess Quotes?"}, {"start": 1599.46, "end": 1602.46, "text": " Oh my goodness. Yo, Modest dude."}, {"start": 1602.46, "end": 1604.46, "text": " Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 1604.46, "end": 1606.46, "text": " Oh, I can do this."}, {"start": 1606.46, "end": 1608.46, "text": " Wait, I can do this."}, {"start": 1608.46, "end": 1610.46, "text": " It's your captain."}, {"start": 1610.46, "end": 1612.46, "text": " You can't fight change."}, {"start": 1612.46, "end": 1617.46, "text": " Oh man, this unironically might be number one."}, {"start": 1617.46, "end": 1621.96, "text": " Wow, this legitimately might be number one."}, {"start": 1621.96, "end": 1625.92, "text": " This is no joke."}, {"start": 1625.92, "end": 1628.1200000000001, "text": " Top three best cut scene."}, {"start": 1628.1200000000001, "end": 1630.2, "text": " This is like the coolest cut."}, {"start": 1630.2, "end": 1634.88, "text": " This one, the coolest cut scenes in the whole game."}, {"start": 1634.88, "end": 1639.6000000000001, "text": " Because what led up to this cut scene just made it that much better."}, {"start": 1639.6000000000001, "end": 1645.52, "text": " Like you're fighting just hordes of these goobers chasing you down this mountain."}, {"start": 1645.52, "end": 1660.08, "text": " I'll go to here. I don't know if I can put it number one because Dutch got so many good quotes."}, {"start": 1660.08, "end": 1667.2, "text": " Can I put this at one? Or do I even put it at two? Do I put it at three? No, this legitimately"}, {"start": 1667.2, "end": 1674.96, "text": " goes it this goes it to this goes to now hold up now i might be missing something"}, {"start": 1682.88, "end": 1687.6000000000001, "text": " do i go two or three with this i got to make sure this is right this is right up my alley right"}, {"start": 1687.6000000000001, "end": 1701.1200000000001, "text": " here. I'm going to. No, no, hold up. I can't mess this ranking up, Chad. I can't. I can't afford"}, {"start": 1701.1200000000001, "end": 1703.6200000000001, "text": " Or the aura loss if I mess this ranking up. Hold on, dude."}, {"start": 1714.5200000000002, "end": 1715.0200000000002, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 1717.3200000000002, "end": 1718.0200000000002, "text": " You can't fight."}, {"start": 1719.22, "end": 1719.92, "text": " Gravity."}, {"start": 1720.42, "end": 1720.92, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 1721.22, "end": 1721.8200000000002, "text": " We need..."}, {"start": 1722.5200000000002, "end": 1723.3200000000002, "text": " We need..."}, {"start": 1723.5200000000002, "end": 1724.3200000000002, "text": " MONEY!"}, {"start": 1725.0200000000002, "end": 1726.22, "text": " You dumb fool!"}, {"start": 1726.72, "end": 1727.42, "text": " MONEY!"}, {"start": 1727.8200000000002, "end": 1729.0200000000002, "text": " We are dead!"}, {"start": 1729.8200000000002, "end": 1730.8200000000002, "text": " We are all..."}, {"start": 1731.1200000000001, "end": 1737.72, "text": " I'm gonna go six with that one. That's a good one. I'm gonna go six with that one place"}, {"start": 1739.2800000000002, "end": 1742.7600000000002, "text": " Ain't no such thing as civilized"}, {"start": 1743.16, "end": 1751.16, "text": " It's man so in love with greed. He has forgotten himself and found only"}, {"start": 1751.16, "end": 1766.8400000000001, "text": " I'm going to put that one right there at number five."}, {"start": 1766.8400000000001, "end": 1769.76, "text": " I have six, five, and three."}, {"start": 1769.76, "end": 1776.0400000000002, "text": " So I have remaining four and one."}, {"start": 1776.04, "end": 1788.68, "text": " stay strong. Stay with me. Four. We ain't done yet. We've got to keep. No, where is the one"}, {"start": 1788.68, "end": 1795.8, "text": " where he was standing outside of the manner that we ready to get Jack back? That was the"}, {"start": 1795.8, "end": 1802.6399999999999, "text": " most cool that dude ever looked at any of these games. Do y'all remember, yeah, when"}, {"start": 1802.64, "end": 1811.2800000000002, "text": " We rated the break weight manner and Dutch walks up just straight gangster just talking"}, {"start": 1811.2800000000002, "end": 1812.48, "text": " in the pools."}, {"start": 1812.48, "end": 1815.24, "text": " Oh my goodness, man."}, {"start": 1816.88, "end": 1818.48, "text": " Oh, how was that not in here?"}, {"start": 1818.48, "end": 1820.2800000000002, "text": " I was holding my number one for that."}, {"start": 1823.0400000000002, "end": 1824.44, "text": " Man, Dutch is so cool."}, {"start": 1824.6000000000001, "end": 1825.3200000000002, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 1825.3200000000002, "end": 1826.2800000000002, "text": " Dutch is cool."}, {"start": 1827.2800000000002, "end": 1828.8000000000002, "text": " Man, the whole game just cool."}, {"start": 1828.8, "end": 1834.8, "text": " They will not crush us."}, {"start": 1834.8, "end": 1835.8, "text": " We know who you are."}, {"start": 1835.8, "end": 1836.8, "text": " Show it?"}, {"start": 1836.8, "end": 1837.8, "text": " I'll show it."}, {"start": 1837.8, "end": 1842.8, "text": " I'll show it."}, {"start": 1842.8, "end": 1845.8, "text": " Just so you know what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 1845.8, "end": 1854.8, "text": " That's like one of the coolest characters ever looked in a video game."}, {"start": 1854.8, "end": 1856.8, "text": " Hold up"}, {"start": 1872.84, "end": 1875.0, "text": " Y'all know what I'm talking about when they pull up"}, {"start": 1884.8, "end": 1902.68, "text": " I swear this is the top 10 coolest anybody's ever looked in a video game I don't care Dutch"}, {"start": 1902.68, "end": 1906.92, "text": " looks so good about this out there"}, {"start": 1909.24, "end": 1916.76, "text": " all right everyone dismount and come to me we'll go in on foot from here"}, {"start": 1923.0800000000002, "end": 1931.8, "text": " first shot now jack we should have stayed out all it is a bit late for that ain't it"}, {"start": 1931.8, "end": 1938.68, "text": " oh come on let's get this done just wait you sure you're okay like I said I'm"}, {"start": 1938.68, "end": 1944.3999999999999, "text": " fine follow my lead both these redneck families"}, {"start": 1944.4, "end": 1946.4, "text": " They think they are ruining us?"}, {"start": 1946.4, "end": 1948.4, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 1952.4, "end": 1954.4, "text": " There they are."}, {"start": 1954.4, "end": 1957.4, "text": " Who stings a goddamn boy?"}, {"start": 1957.4, "end": 1960.4, "text": " I'm gonna fly those sons of bitches."}, {"start": 1960.4, "end": 1964.4, "text": " Don, I need you to stay calm."}, {"start": 1970.4, "end": 1973.4, "text": " Get down here now, you inbred trash!"}, {"start": 1974.4, "end": 1981.4, "text": " That's how you know he was mad, bruh!"}, {"start": 1981.4, "end": 1988.4, "text": " Get down here, now!"}, {"start": 1988.4, "end": 1991.4, "text": " You inbred trash!"}, {"start": 1991.4, "end": 1996.4, "text": " What the hell do you want?"}, {"start": 1996.4, "end": 1999.4, "text": " Here it is, here it is, here it is!"}, {"start": 1999.4, "end": 2001.4, "text": " Easy, John."}, {"start": 2001.4, "end": 2003.4, "text": " We come for the boy."}, {"start": 2003.4, "end": 2005.4, "text": " You must know me well."}, {"start": 2005.4, "end": 2008.4, "text": " Shouldn't have messed with our business now, should you?"}, {"start": 2010.4, "end": 2016.4, "text": " Whatever complaint you have with us, alleged, or otherwise,"}, {"start": 2017.4, "end": 2020.4, "text": " that is a young boy."}, {"start": 2021.4, "end": 2024.4, "text": " That is not the way you do things."}, {"start": 2024.4, "end": 2026.4, "text": " Hand him over."}, {"start": 2026.4, "end": 2029.4, "text": " Get the hell off our land."}, {"start": 2033.4, "end": 2045.4, "text": " If you ain't gonna be civilized about this"}, {"start": 2045.4, "end": 2070.8, "text": " Oh my goodness he's so tough bro I don't even care if he went crazy bro something like this bro you just oh my goodness man bro"}, {"start": 2070.8, "end": 2075.28, "text": " If you ain't gonna be civilized about this"}, {"start": 2089.6800000000003, "end": 2091.6800000000003, "text": " Say what you will"}, {"start": 2093.2000000000003, "end": 2095.2000000000003, "text": " About Dutch"}, {"start": 2095.2000000000003, "end": 2098.38, "text": " He just too cool, bro. He just too cool, man"}, {"start": 2098.38, "end": 2116.38, "text": " He just he's just too cool. He is now. I'm definitely buying the game. I've told this to a few of my friends before. Legitimately no glaze. If you haven't experienced red dead to you need to for like your own sake."}, {"start": 2116.38, "end": 2122.38, "text": " Do yourself a favor and play that game. It's oh my goodness. It's so it's so good."}, {"start": 2122.38, "end": 2129.5, "text": " like there's so many cut scenes it's just like yo this is cool man like actually cool"}, {"start": 2131.1, "end": 2138.62, "text": " I swear those cut scenes like that bro it is like the definition of just straight cinema"}, {"start": 2142.06, "end": 2143.26, "text": " straight cinema"}, {"start": 2143.26, "end": 2149.26, "text": " What we got? What we got? What we got?"}, {"start": 2149.26, "end": 2163.26, "text": " Homemade Sweet Tea or Milo Sweet Tea? Oh, that's going to be hard to beat."}, {"start": 2163.26, "end": 2166.26, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 2166.26, "end": 2173.26, "text": " Why do you go crazy?"}, {"start": 2173.26, "end": 2176.26, "text": " Michael."}, {"start": 2176.26, "end": 2178.26, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2178.26, "end": 2179.26, "text": " Apple juice!"}, {"start": 2179.26, "end": 2184.26, "text": " I really have apple juice too, but it's good."}, {"start": 2184.26, "end": 2187.26, "text": " Four."}, {"start": 2187.26, "end": 2193.26, "text": " I don't know what this is."}, {"start": 2193.26, "end": 2195.26, "text": " Five."}, {"start": 2195.26, "end": 2196.26, "text": " One."}, {"start": 2196.26, "end": 2197.26, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 2197.26, "end": 2198.26, "text": " Easy two."}, {"start": 2198.26, "end": 2199.26, "text": " Oh no I don't have two!"}, {"start": 2199.26, "end": 2200.26, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 2200.26, "end": 2201.26, "text": " Right behind T."}, {"start": 2201.26, "end": 2202.26, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 2202.26, "end": 2205.26, "text": " Bubbly nasty chat, is it for real?"}, {"start": 2205.26, "end": 2208.26, "text": " Rank these case being goofy moments."}, {"start": 2208.26, "end": 2215.26, "text": " I'm about to take my drawers off and start throwing it in the circle and the back and the wind"}, {"start": 2215.26, "end": 2221.26, "text": " from the butt cheek action is gonna blow over the facehead."}, {"start": 2221.26, "end": 2224.6200000000003, "text": " and the back and the wind from the butt cheek action is gonna blow over the face hand."}, {"start": 2226.3, "end": 2230.7000000000003, "text": " I'm gonna be throwing that thing in such a for a circle so fast it's gonna create a side"}, {"start": 2230.7000000000003, "end": 2234.94, "text": " clone and it's gonna suck up the face dammit."}, {"start": 2242.3, "end": 2246.1400000000003, "text": " Mercy, man. This is duty."}, {"start": 2246.14, "end": 2248.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2249.7799999999997, "end": 2252.54, "text": " Didn't wash their hands and they and it was grabbing your cup and they put your feet"}, {"start": 2252.54, "end": 2255.3799999999997, "text": " They put their finger in the cup and it was gravity and they put up your sweet tea you drink a booty juice, bro"}, {"start": 2256.14, "end": 2258.14, "text": " true, though"}, {"start": 2258.46, "end": 2261.12, "text": " I saw it happen one day"}, {"start": 2266.3399999999997, "end": 2268.94, "text": " Happy birthday, Gabby with the five happy birthday, Gabby"}, {"start": 2276.14, "end": 2284.22, "text": " That's it. I got you. You know what? I got you. This is a certified bump. I'm putting this in to"}, {"start": 2294.8599999999997, "end": 2300.54, "text": " This reminds me of summoning salts YouTube channel. You know when you hear this you about to get a"}, {"start": 2300.54, "end": 2308.82, "text": " Banger YouTube video from summon and salt bro. No joke. I can't put it as a standalone song. I'ma put in three"}, {"start": 2322.94, "end": 2325.66, "text": " Oh man, that's tough what I got four five and one left"}, {"start": 2325.66, "end": 2332.66, "text": " I got one and five left."}, {"start": 2355.66, "end": 2357.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2385.66, "end": 2387.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2415.66, "end": 2417.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2445.66, "end": 2447.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2475.66, "end": 2477.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2505.66, "end": 2507.66, "text": " You"}, {"start": 2527.1, "end": 2529.8599999999997, "text": " Hey you finally awake"}, {"start": 2535.66, "end": 2553.74, "text": " I have a switch one and a switch two and I've played them both sub 10 times."}, {"start": 2553.74, "end": 2565.5, "text": " I mean that's probably personal opinion, but I've never had a Xbox 360 but unbiasedly"}, {"start": 2565.5, "end": 2572.88, "text": " it has to be well it's gonna be somewhat biased so I'm gonna put it at four but I"}, {"start": 2572.88, "end": 2581.22, "text": " never had X-Mas the S3 that is legitimately my second favorite"}, {"start": 2581.22, "end": 2591.02, "text": " video game console ever I'm putting in it to I didn't have a game boy so I got to"}, {"start": 2591.02, "end": 2604.62, "text": " go 10. That's my favorite video game console, the best video game console ever. That's number"}, {"start": 2604.62, "end": 2614.38, "text": " one. Period. End of discussion into story. The greatest console ever. It's gotta be."}, {"start": 2614.38, "end": 2619.02, "text": " just gotta be and it was just I do"}, {"start": 2621.7000000000003, "end": 2625.46, "text": " you put this on him"}, {"start": 2625.46, "end": 2628.26, "text": " didn't you"}, {"start": 2628.82, "end": 2632.1400000000003, "text": " are you doubling up"}, {"start": 2632.1400000000003, "end": 2635.2200000000003, "text": " not six"}, {"start": 2635.2200000000003, "end": 2640.2200000000003, "text": " hey get this over"}, {"start": 2640.2200000000003, "end": 2642.2200000000003, "text": " Game crew I"}, {"start": 2643.34, "end": 2650.5000000000005, "text": " Played a lot on the game crew man played a lot of NFL Street had a lot of fun"}, {"start": 2652.6200000000003, "end": 2654.6200000000003, "text": " No, I don't know what I got left though"}, {"start": 2658.9, "end": 2664.34, "text": " PS2 what many believe to be the greatest console ever and it could be"}, {"start": 2665.3, "end": 2669.1800000000003, "text": " It could be I had the fat one and I had the slim one"}, {"start": 2670.2200000000003, "end": 2674.2200000000003, "text": " Because when my fat one broke, I went to the slim one, except it was silver."}, {"start": 2674.2200000000003, "end": 2676.2200000000003, "text": " Who remembers us?"}, {"start": 2680.2200000000003, "end": 2683.2200000000003, "text": " I remember I had a fat one and it broke."}, {"start": 2683.2200000000003, "end": 2686.2200000000003, "text": " And then I got one that was like this, except it was silver."}, {"start": 2686.2200000000003, "end": 2690.2200000000003, "text": " You could like pop it up, put a disc in and pop it back down."}, {"start": 2690.2200000000003, "end": 2694.2200000000003, "text": " These old ones like a little tray would come out, right? You put the disc on the tray."}, {"start": 2694.2200000000003, "end": 2700.0600000000004, "text": " The main thing I remember from the PS2 era is hoping that you got past that"}, {"start": 2724.2200000000003, "end": 2726.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2754.2200000000003, "end": 2756.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2784.2200000000003, "end": 2786.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2814.2200000000003, "end": 2816.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2844.2200000000003, "end": 2846.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2874.2200000000003, "end": 2882.46, "text": " I've been a furry and secret for-"}, {"start": 2882.46, "end": 2886.6200000000003, "text": " Take a dump on my chance to lose!"}, {"start": 2886.6200000000003, "end": 2890.6200000000003, "text": " It wasn't a different thing before."}, {"start": 2890.6200000000003, "end": 2904.1800000000003, "text": " How do I, how do I, how do I, how do I, how do I, how do I, how do I?"}, {"start": 2904.18, "end": 2906.54, "text": " Audio"}, {"start": 2906.54, "end": 2908.54, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2908.54, "end": 2910.54, "text": " How do I do?"}, {"start": 2910.54, "end": 2916.54, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 2916.54, "end": 2918.54, "text": " Take a go body to the world, play it real."}, {"start": 2918.54, "end": 2920.54, "text": " Take a go body to the world, play it real."}, {"start": 2920.54, "end": 2922.54, "text": " Take a go body to the world, play it real."}, {"start": 2922.54, "end": 2924.54, "text": " Take a go body to the world, play it real."}, {"start": 2924.54, "end": 2928.54, "text": " Before mommy Claudia, we're Claudia's family."}, {"start": 2930.54, "end": 2934.54, "text": " Oh, that was a doctor feel production I should have known."}, {"start": 2936.54, "end": 2939.16, "text": " Rank these, but you can't change."}, {"start": 2939.16, "end": 2941.16, "text": " Rank these?"}, {"start": 2941.16, "end": 2944.16, "text": " Oh, rank-a-la, how much you hate them?"}, {"start": 2944.16, "end": 2948.16, "text": " Okay, bitch."}, {"start": 2957.16, "end": 2959.16, "text": " I don't really hate rats."}, {"start": 2962.16, "end": 2964.16, "text": " Five."}, {"start": 2966.54, "end": 2970.74, "text": " I don't hate them either six"}, {"start": 2976.14, "end": 2978.14, "text": " Number one. Yeah"}, {"start": 2984.58, "end": 2986.58, "text": " I don't hate raccoons either"}, {"start": 2989.7, "end": 2995.42, "text": " Yeah, I just don't hate them I'll go I'll go seven so I got four three and two here"}, {"start": 2996.54, "end": 3011.58, "text": " I've never experienced a seagull, so I'll go three, so I've got four and two left."}, {"start": 3011.58, "end": 3016.38, "text": " I don't hate snakes, I'll go..."}, {"start": 3016.38, "end": 3022.02, "text": " Odds are whatever's next isn't going to be like as dangerous as this one will go to."}, {"start": 3022.02, "end": 3024.02, "text": " I sold"}, {"start": 3026.34, "end": 3033.78, "text": " I literally got stung by a wasp this week terrible. Oh, I hate him. Oh my goodness. I hate him. I hate him"}, {"start": 3035.3, "end": 3037.8, "text": " Write these songs on my playlist good hook"}, {"start": 3052.02, "end": 3058.28, "text": " It's going to be hard for this not to be number one."}, {"start": 3082.02, "end": 3084.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3112.02, "end": 3114.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3142.02, "end": 3144.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3172.02, "end": 3174.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3202.02, "end": 3204.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3232.02, "end": 3234.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3262.02, "end": 3264.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3292.02, "end": 3294.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3322.02, "end": 3324.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3352.02, "end": 3354.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3382.02, "end": 3384.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3412.02, "end": 3422.02, "text": " I did to edit to this song, too."}, {"start": 3422.02, "end": 3425.02, "text": " Yo, there used to be some banger red dead to it."}, {"start": 3425.02, "end": 3427.02, "text": " It's a song to I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 3427.02, "end": 3432.02, "text": " They would always use the clip or Arthur standing on top of that thing when the train starts coming."}, {"start": 3432.02, "end": 3439.02, "text": " Y'all made a clip from red dead to a car on top of the tanker with his gun out standing on the train tracks that train start coming down."}, {"start": 3439.02, "end": 3440.82, "text": " sitting there with a gun out."}, {"start": 3440.82, "end": 3441.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3442.66, "end": 3443.5, "text": " Showed you."}, {"start": 3443.5, "end": 3449.0, "text": " Oh, okay, so we are ranking them."}, {"start": 3449.0, "end": 3450.34, "text": " Supernovas, huh?"}, {"start": 3453.82, "end": 3454.66, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 3454.66, "end": 3459.34, "text": " Black holes, that's number one."}, {"start": 3459.34, "end": 3464.34, "text": " That is the coolest thing in the entire universe."}, {"start": 3464.78, "end": 3467.94, "text": " It is the most nonsensical, absurd thing,"}, {"start": 3467.94, "end": 3474.1, "text": " literally in existence. So it has to be number one. It just, it just has to be."}, {"start": 3481.62, "end": 3484.34, "text": " Those are tough. Two things got as much ore I'm going to go for."}, {"start": 3490.26, "end": 3493.94, "text": " Those are cool too. We're lucky we ain't been hit by one of those yet. We're going to die,"}, {"start": 3493.94, "end": 3500.06, "text": " We're lucky one of them things ain't shot a laser directly at earth five"}, {"start": 3501.06, "end": 3504.2200000000003, "text": " By the way, they're saying one of those is gonna hit earth next week"}, {"start": 3504.2200000000003, "end": 3506.38, "text": " So you might as well start talking to your family chat"}, {"start": 3506.38, "end": 3510.82, "text": " I didn't want to I didn't want to be the one to tell you all the problem heard. There's gonna be a giant pulsar"}, {"start": 3510.82, "end": 3512.82, "text": " I think they're saying hit earth next week"}, {"start": 3513.3, "end": 3514.66, "text": " so"}, {"start": 3514.66, "end": 3518.66, "text": " You might want to start talking. I'm just I'm joking. I was trying to scare y'all about that"}, {"start": 3519.94, "end": 3522.34, "text": " I'm joking man. I'm just scared y'all"}, {"start": 3523.94, "end": 3532.94, "text": " Galaxies are dope."}, {"start": 3532.94, "end": 3542.94, "text": " Six though."}, {"start": 3542.94, "end": 3544.94, "text": " Oh, those are top two."}, {"start": 3544.94, "end": 3547.94, "text": " I don't know what I got left."}, {"start": 3547.94, "end": 3548.94, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 3548.94, "end": 3550.94, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3550.94, "end": 3551.94, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 3551.94, "end": 3554.94, "text": " Oh, rank the video game character."}, {"start": 3558.94, "end": 3559.94, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 3573.94, "end": 3574.94, "text": " See ya."}, {"start": 3581.94, "end": 3587.94, "text": " I should have put Steve at 7. I should have put Steve at like 9."}, {"start": 3587.94, "end": 3590.94, "text": " 6."}, {"start": 3597.94, "end": 3601.94, "text": " There's only one other person that can be number 1, so I'm putting Arthur at number 2."}, {"start": 3606.94, "end": 3609.94, "text": " I'd smack him in the face if I seen him. 10."}, {"start": 3611.94, "end": 3625.46, "text": " I'll smack him in the face if I see them two, nine."}, {"start": 3625.46, "end": 3635.62, "text": " What do I have left?"}, {"start": 3635.62, "end": 3639.14, "text": " There's number one. No, no. No, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 3642.46, "end": 3645.1, "text": " Eight three. I have eight."}, {"start": 3647.8599999999997, "end": 3651.02, "text": " Three, four, five and eight."}, {"start": 3651.02, "end": 3652.38, "text": " No, I use fifth."}, {"start": 3652.38, "end": 3654.38, "text": " Not fifth with Laura then."}, {"start": 3659.38, "end": 3660.38, "text": " Oh, tough."}, {"start": 3665.62, "end": 3671.62, "text": " You know what's crazy chat?"}, {"start": 3671.62, "end": 3678.9, "text": " Kratos literally solos borderline everybody and like, ever ain't that kind of crazy bro"}, {"start": 3678.9, "end": 3680.54, "text": " just kills everybody."}, {"start": 3680.54, "end": 3694.2599999999998, "text": " Like there's like not anybody that on this list or anywhere that can I kill him?"}, {"start": 3694.26, "end": 3696.26, "text": " What do I have left?"}, {"start": 3702.26, "end": 3705.26, "text": " Thanos? A Thanos snap couldn't even wipe out Kratos."}, {"start": 3705.26, "end": 3709.26, "text": " I do not care. Bro, a Thanos snap ain't even wiping out Kratos, bro."}, {"start": 3709.26, "end": 3714.26, "text": " It's just not. There's literally nothing. There's like nothing."}, {"start": 3716.26, "end": 3719.26, "text": " The universe would have to explode for this dude to die."}, {"start": 3720.26, "end": 3723.26, "text": " I have eight, three, and one. I'm gonna go three then."}, {"start": 3724.26, "end": 3734.82, "text": " What's up. Goku would smack him? No. Stop. Please stop. Please stop. No. You don't understand."}, {"start": 3734.82, "end": 3742.38, "text": " You must have, you must, you must don't know. You, you must don't know the, you must,"}, {"start": 3742.38, "end": 3747.86, "text": " buddy, you must don't know. He would though. Okay. Well, you're just a goober. I'm done"}, {"start": 3747.86, "end": 3752.2200000000003, "text": " arguing with you. If you actually think Goku could kill Kratos, you are. Give me"}, {"start": 3752.2200000000003, "end": 3757.5400000000004, "text": " whatever you give me whatever you smoke in big dog like seriously I don't care"}, {"start": 3757.5400000000004, "end": 3763.38, "text": " who it is it legitimately does not matter unless they are even if they're"}, {"start": 3763.38, "end": 3768.38, "text": " immortal they couldn't kill them Kratos literally beat a dude who was"}, {"start": 3768.38, "end": 3775.0200000000004, "text": " legitimately immortal as close to death as he could"}, {"start": 3778.9800000000005, "end": 3781.9800000000005, "text": " literally what"}, {"start": 3782.2200000000003, "end": 3784.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3812.2200000000003, "end": 3814.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3842.2200000000003, "end": 3844.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3872.2200000000003, "end": 3874.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3902.2200000000003, "end": 3904.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3932.2200000000003, "end": 3934.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3962.2200000000003, "end": 3964.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3992.2200000000003, "end": 3994.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4022.2200000000003, "end": 4024.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4052.2200000000003, "end": 4054.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4082.2200000000003, "end": 4084.28, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4112.22, "end": 4114.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4142.22, "end": 4144.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4172.22, "end": 4174.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4202.22, "end": 4204.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4232.22, "end": 4234.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4262.22, "end": 4264.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4292.22, "end": 4294.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4322.22, "end": 4324.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4352.22, "end": 4354.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4382.22, "end": 4384.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4412.22, "end": 4414.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4442.22, "end": 4444.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4472.22, "end": 4474.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4502.22, "end": 4504.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4532.22, "end": 4534.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4562.22, "end": 4564.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4592.22, "end": 4594.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4622.22, "end": 4624.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4652.22, "end": 4654.22, "text": " You"}, {"start": 4682.22, "end": 4689.22, "text": " Why don't you stop it?"}, {"start": 4689.22, "end": 4692.22, "text": " Please, I got you, please, I got you."}, {"start": 4692.22, "end": 4693.22, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4693.22, "end": 4694.22, "text": " No, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4694.22, "end": 4699.22, "text": " Man, it's awkward with no music, y'all."}, {"start": 4699.22, "end": 4708.22, "text": " Why are you sitting in the road?"}, {"start": 4708.22, "end": 4734.22, "text": " We need to have some drivers etiquette here we got people sitting in the road."}, {"start": 4734.22, "end": 4739.22, "text": " Hey guys. Hey."}, {"start": 4739.22, "end": 4744.22, "text": " You just, I can't get, I can't get."}, {"start": 4744.22, "end": 4747.22, "text": " You better go, I'll get over it."}, {"start": 4752.22, "end": 4755.22, "text": " Again, brother, this is a big one right now."}, {"start": 4755.22, "end": 4758.22, "text": " Case, what I'm gonna do, let me go first."}, {"start": 4758.22, "end": 4761.22, "text": " I'll clear the way, I'll hit everyone out, and then you come right after me, okay?"}, {"start": 4761.22, "end": 4762.22, "text": " Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 4762.22, "end": 4792.14, "text": " I did not ask that I did not ask that man I don't play roadblocks here"}, {"start": 4792.14, "end": 4795.14, "text": " I've not seen you in here. What's he talking about?"}, {"start": 4797.14, "end": 4799.14, "text": " Oh, yeah! I slid up!"}, {"start": 4799.14, "end": 4801.14, "text": " I did it, Case! I did it!"}, {"start": 4801.14, "end": 4804.14, "text": " Thank you! Let me get some speed built up."}, {"start": 4809.14, "end": 4811.14, "text": " How do I get some speed built up?"}, {"start": 4811.14, "end": 4812.14, "text": " Case, can you drive?"}, {"start": 4812.14, "end": 4814.14, "text": " I'm trying to keep it blocking it."}, {"start": 4815.14, "end": 4817.14, "text": " Hold that, by the way, idiot."}, {"start": 4817.14, "end": 4820.14, "text": " Get back in there. Get back in there. Get back in there."}, {"start": 4820.14, "end": 4823.14, "text": " Yo, y'all need to reset!"}, {"start": 4827.14, "end": 4829.14, "text": " Leah, reset! You're missing a whi..."}, {"start": 4829.14, "end": 4832.14, "text": " What? You're missing a wheel!"}, {"start": 4832.14, "end": 4834.14, "text": " Watch out, Harvard."}, {"start": 4840.14, "end": 4843.14, "text": " Oh! Yes!"}, {"start": 4850.14, "end": 4869.820000000001, "text": " I see the checkpoint on the whole rise."}, {"start": 4869.82, "end": 4887.82, "text": " I really didn't even, I actually didn't say anything."}, {"start": 4887.82, "end": 4892.82, "text": " Case, case, case, go on the, go on the robots, go on the robots, go on the robots."}, {"start": 4892.82, "end": 4893.82, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 4893.82, "end": 4896.82, "text": " Go on you, on the robots, go on the DC man."}, {"start": 4896.82, "end": 4897.82, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 4897.82, "end": 4899.82, "text": " I said, for how long?"}, {"start": 4899.82, "end": 4901.82, "text": " Oh, I like for one minute."}, {"start": 4901.82, "end": 4903.82, "text": " I need you to do it."}, {"start": 4903.82, "end": 4905.82, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4905.82, "end": 4907.82, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4907.82, "end": 4909.82, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4909.82, "end": 4911.82, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4911.82, "end": 4913.82, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4913.82, "end": 4915.82, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4915.82, "end": 4917.82, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 4919.82, "end": 4921.82, "text": " Brody locked in."}, {"start": 4921.82, "end": 4923.82, "text": " Nice, dude."}, {"start": 4923.82, "end": 4925.82, "text": " Stage 10 in the books, baby."}, {"start": 4925.82, "end": 4927.82, "text": " What do you think it's going to be?"}, {"start": 4927.82, "end": 4931.82, "text": " Stage 10 in the books."}, {"start": 4933.82, "end": 4935.82, "text": " I'm about to gamble again. Hold up, Chad."}, {"start": 4935.82, "end": 4936.82, "text": " Why can't you just reset?"}, {"start": 4936.82, "end": 4937.82, "text": " I'm gambling."}, {"start": 4941.82, "end": 4945.82, "text": " Oh, my bad."}, {"start": 4950.82, "end": 4952.82, "text": " Smoke C, smoke C."}, {"start": 4952.82, "end": 4954.82, "text": " Why is it not working?"}, {"start": 4954.82, "end": 4956.82, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4958.66, "end": 4960.66, "text": " Yeah, we could wait on"}, {"start": 4962.259999999999, "end": 4964.66, "text": " Yeah, let's go wait up here. Well, I might need to rejoin"}, {"start": 4966.54, "end": 4968.54, "text": " So I'm damn"}, {"start": 4975.299999999999, "end": 4977.299999999999, "text": " Who is silly goose"}, {"start": 4984.82, "end": 4998.46, "text": " I bet that we can walk it on the road again. Who's that?"}, {"start": 5006.9, "end": 5011.82, "text": " Rude. No, you should have seen what that kid was saying to me that one time. No, you know, that ain't rude."}, {"start": 5014.82, "end": 5017.139999999999, "text": " They were may go ahead."}, {"start": 5018.54, "end": 5019.46, "text": " You're calling me rude?"}, {"start": 5021.62, "end": 5024.12, "text": " Don't stop playing the flute, man, please."}, {"start": 5027.42, "end": 5030.86, "text": " No, I won't. I won't play the flute. Thank you."}, {"start": 5032.5, "end": 5037.099999999999, "text": " Whether that hurt my feelings, I think you got me messed up."}, {"start": 5037.099999999999, "end": 5039.98, "text": " I'm not apologizing. You got me messed up."}, {"start": 5039.98, "end": 5042.5, "text": " Okay, okay, fine. You're gonna get three thousand times."}, {"start": 5042.5, "end": 5044.179999999999, "text": " I'm gonna make sure you're not the past."}, {"start": 5044.18, "end": 5046.58, "text": " Oh, okay. I got connections."}, {"start": 5048.18, "end": 5053.08, "text": " Toby, I got connections."}, {"start": 5054.4800000000005, "end": 5055.58, "text": " When is the end of the stage?"}, {"start": 5055.58, "end": 5056.280000000001, "text": " You didn't get clean."}, {"start": 5056.280000000001, "end": 5057.9800000000005, "text": " No, I got connections."}, {"start": 5057.9800000000005, "end": 5059.9800000000005, "text": " I got anti-fling technology."}, {"start": 5065.9800000000005, "end": 5068.68, "text": " This is so quiet with no music."}, {"start": 5068.68, "end": 5075.68, "text": " Hey, I'm about to go. I ain't waiting around all day. I'm out of here."}, {"start": 5080.68, "end": 5083.68, "text": " Turn the music on, I can't, but I copyrighted."}, {"start": 5088.68, "end": 5089.68, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5098.68, "end": 5108.68, "text": " Chat, why won't they give me nothing good?"}, {"start": 5108.68, "end": 5110.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5118.320000000001, "end": 5120.320000000001, "text": " Pixel cards"}, {"start": 5127.96, "end": 5131.64, "text": " Chat what's the is the pixel card good the on I was that meta"}, {"start": 5138.68, "end": 5143.68, "text": " Another pixel cards?"}, {"start": 5143.68, "end": 5149.68, "text": " Oh, they got hit with ads!"}, {"start": 5149.68, "end": 5156.68, "text": " How many times are they going to give me a pixel card?"}, {"start": 5156.68, "end": 5166.68, "text": " Chat, please!"}, {"start": 5166.68, "end": 5171.68, "text": " Chat, please!"}, {"start": 5177.68, "end": 5181.68, "text": " Should I be damned all my money away right now?"}, {"start": 5196.68, "end": 5217.68, "text": " is that good"}, {"start": 5217.68, "end": 5227.68, "text": " Wait, where's my cards at chat?"}, {"start": 5227.68, "end": 5245.04, "text": " Chat, what's better the devil cards or the pixel cards?"}, {"start": 5245.04, "end": 5254.68, "text": " cards. Yeah, I made it. Good job, pal. I got a new car. By the way, look at this losers."}, {"start": 5254.68, "end": 5261.68, "text": " Get flexed on. Yeah, I see it. What's happening? Guys, guys, are we serious?"}, {"start": 5261.68, "end": 5271.92, "text": " Oh, my God. Maybe we should do one at a time. Oh, man. Hey, watch out. How do you still"}, {"start": 5271.92, "end": 5275.92, "text": " I'm still zooming. I'm still zooming. I'm going."}, {"start": 5275.92, "end": 5276.92, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 5276.92, "end": 5277.92, "text": " You guys see me, right?"}, {"start": 5277.92, "end": 5279.92, "text": " Okay, I fear it's over for you."}, {"start": 5279.92, "end": 5280.92, "text": " Hey! Hey!"}, {"start": 5280.92, "end": 5283.92, "text": " No, that's a good choice. I can still make it."}, {"start": 5283.92, "end": 5284.92, "text": " I can still make it close."}, {"start": 5284.92, "end": 5285.92, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna get him."}, {"start": 5285.92, "end": 5287.92, "text": " This car is so tough!"}, {"start": 5287.92, "end": 5289.92, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 5289.92, "end": 5290.92, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 5290.92, "end": 5291.92, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 5291.92, "end": 5293.92, "text": " Careful, the engine's fired."}, {"start": 5293.92, "end": 5295.92, "text": " Careful, the engine's fired."}, {"start": 5295.92, "end": 5297.92, "text": " Careful, the engine's fired."}, {"start": 5297.92, "end": 5299.92, "text": " Careful, the engine's fired."}, {"start": 5299.92, "end": 5306.92, "text": " Don't be careful of this."}, {"start": 5306.92, "end": 5311.92, "text": " Wait, wait, wait!"}, {"start": 5311.92, "end": 5312.92, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5312.92, "end": 5315.92, "text": " No, I can't move!"}, {"start": 5315.92, "end": 5316.92, "text": " What now?"}, {"start": 5316.92, "end": 5317.92, "text": " Okay, so push it!"}, {"start": 5317.92, "end": 5319.92, "text": " Don't push it up the cliff!"}, {"start": 5319.92, "end": 5320.92, "text": " I'm trying not to!"}, {"start": 5320.92, "end": 5321.92, "text": " Wait, watch out, watch out, watch out!"}, {"start": 5321.92, "end": 5322.92, "text": " Watch out!"}, {"start": 5322.92, "end": 5323.92, "text": " Watch out, watch out!"}, {"start": 5323.92, "end": 5324.92, "text": " Watch out, watch out!"}, {"start": 5324.92, "end": 5325.92, "text": " Watch out, watch out!"}, {"start": 5325.92, "end": 5326.92, "text": " Watch out, watch out!"}, {"start": 5326.92, "end": 5327.92, "text": " Watch out, watch out!"}, {"start": 5327.92, "end": 5328.92, "text": " Watch out!"}, {"start": 5328.92, "end": 5331.04, "text": " Okay, everyone get to the edge of this wall."}, {"start": 5331.04, "end": 5332.54, "text": " Here, come here."}, {"start": 5332.54, "end": 5333.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5333.54, "end": 5334.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5334.54, "end": 5335.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5335.54, "end": 5336.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5336.54, "end": 5337.54, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 5337.54, "end": 5338.54, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 5338.54, "end": 5339.54, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 5339.54, "end": 5340.54, "text": " You're dead!"}, {"start": 5340.54, "end": 5341.54, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 5341.54, "end": 5342.54, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 5342.54, "end": 5343.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5343.54, "end": 5344.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5344.54, "end": 5345.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5345.54, "end": 5346.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5346.54, "end": 5347.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5347.54, "end": 5348.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5348.54, "end": 5349.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5349.54, "end": 5350.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5350.54, "end": 5351.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5351.54, "end": 5352.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5352.54, "end": 5353.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5353.54, "end": 5354.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5354.54, "end": 5355.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5355.54, "end": 5365.54, "text": " I'm going to get out of here."}, {"start": 5425.54, "end": 5427.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5438.74, "end": 5442.22, "text": " Shout what's better the devil part of the technical part"}, {"start": 5455.54, "end": 5460.54, "text": " How do I get to rainbow car?"}, {"start": 5460.54, "end": 5463.54, "text": " This thing is slow!"}, {"start": 5463.54, "end": 5468.54, "text": " Why is this thing so slow?"}, {"start": 5468.54, "end": 5473.54, "text": " Why is this thing so slow?"}, {"start": 5473.54, "end": 5484.54, "text": " Check, this thing literally came to make it up the hill."}, {"start": 5484.54, "end": 5497.5, "text": " I'm going back to devil car chat period chat we're going back to devil car partner you"}, {"start": 5497.5, "end": 5499.1, "text": " You better believe it."}, {"start": 5499.1, "end": 5499.94, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 5501.54, "end": 5502.38, "text": " Excuse me!"}, {"start": 5512.54, "end": 5513.38, "text": " Go Chas!"}, {"start": 5515.5, "end": 5516.34, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5520.5, "end": 5521.74, "text": " You hate to see it."}, {"start": 5557.5, "end": 5559.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5567.5, "end": 5569.5, "text": " Saw"}, {"start": 5580.88, "end": 5582.88, "text": " Nothing stopping me check nothing"}, {"start": 5587.5, "end": 5594.5, "text": " Nothing!"}, {"start": 5617.5, "end": 5619.5, "text": " I'm crazy"}, {"start": 5647.5, "end": 5649.7, "text": " My goodness, I got two croaks, I got two croaks!"}, {"start": 5649.7, "end": 5652.26, "text": " Bro, I was flying, Chad!"}, {"start": 5653.54, "end": 5654.38, "text": " Flying!"}, {"start": 5668.7, "end": 5670.94, "text": " I thought I was tough right there, that's my fault."}, {"start": 5670.94, "end": 5671.78, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 5673.3, "end": 5674.14, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 5674.14, "end": 5683.660000000001, "text": " I thought I was still up front there, that's my phone."}, {"start": 5683.660000000001, "end": 5684.660000000001, "text": " Where'd everybody else go, Chad?"}, {"start": 5684.660000000001, "end": 5685.660000000001, "text": " They not caught up with me yet?"}, {"start": 5685.66, "end": 5692.66, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm doing here."}, {"start": 5692.66, "end": 5699.66, "text": " I'm just going to go back to the cave."}, {"start": 5699.66, "end": 5706.66, "text": " I'm going to get some water."}, {"start": 5706.66, "end": 5734.66, "text": " One wave, two waves, double wave, one wave, two waves."}, {"start": 5734.66, "end": 5760.66, "text": " Mark you with the five."}, {"start": 5790.66, "end": 5792.66, "text": " Are you suspended from chat? Yeah."}, {"start": 5792.66, "end": 5796.66, "text": " Hey, you know what's crazy? I actually don't even think I said anything this time."}, {"start": 5796.66, "end": 5798.66, "text": " Rejoin for the mic, I went after this."}, {"start": 5802.66, "end": 5804.66, "text": " Wow, this guy sucks."}, {"start": 5807.66, "end": 5808.66, "text": " See ya, Nate."}, {"start": 5814.66, "end": 5817.66, "text": " Hit me, hit me! Hit me, hit!"}, {"start": 5821.66, "end": 5822.66, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 5827.66, "end": 5829.66, "text": " Oh my goodness, that was so-"}, {"start": 5832.66, "end": 5834.66, "text": " You killed the momentum, how dare you!"}, {"start": 5836.66, "end": 5837.66, "text": " BLEEE!"}, {"start": 5840.66, "end": 5841.66, "text": " BEAUTIFUL!"}, {"start": 5850.66, "end": 5873.0599999999995, "text": " That, that, that was, uh, uh, uh."}, {"start": 5873.06, "end": 5891.46, "text": " That ain't gonna work big doll."}, {"start": 5891.46, "end": 5892.46, "text": " I mean, you're gonna do all that."}, {"start": 5892.46, "end": 5894.46, "text": " You act like I ain't got nine robots staying around."}, {"start": 5894.46, "end": 5895.46, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 5895.46, "end": 5896.46, "text": " See ya, Goober."}, {"start": 5896.46, "end": 5906.46, "text": " I'm so stupid!"}, {"start": 5906.46, "end": 5911.46, "text": " Move!"}, {"start": 5911.46, "end": 5922.46, "text": " Oh my goodness, I saw!"}, {"start": 5922.46, "end": 5937.46, "text": " This tort does not have to be BUSTED to MAKE it!"}, {"start": 5937.46, "end": 5939.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5949.54, "end": 5951.54, "text": " Rejoice you might as well. I'm unmuted"}, {"start": 5955.7, "end": 5963.34, "text": " Rolling the cart chat game of the year chat rolling the cart game of the year man. No joke"}, {"start": 5967.46, "end": 5972.74, "text": " I'm locked watch"}, {"start": 5981.46, "end": 5984.26, "text": " Too bad you suck at it Chad I do not suck in this game"}, {"start": 5997.46, "end": 5997.96, "text": " Chah!"}, {"start": 6004.3, "end": 6004.8, "text": " Chah!"}, {"start": 6027.46, "end": 6056.76, "text": " I didn't even say none and they banned me."}, {"start": 6056.76, "end": 6058.76, "text": " Okay, so I say I have a I have a game. So just"}, {"start": 6061.24, "end": 6063.24, "text": " Welcome back"}, {"start": 6066.280000000001, "end": 6070.72, "text": " It's where you like where you like have to survive in a zombie apocalypse"}, {"start": 6071.4800000000005, "end": 6078.280000000001, "text": " Apocalypse find it like yeah like you can like find guns and Anna Chad. Is it good?"}, {"start": 6081.08, "end": 6083.08, "text": " Is it good?"}, {"start": 6086.76, "end": 6090.24, "text": " This is that you can use to hold up night with the fire."}, {"start": 6090.24, "end": 6090.74, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 6090.74, "end": 6091.74, "text": " That's a lot of bullets."}, {"start": 6091.74, "end": 6092.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6092.24, "end": 6092.74, "text": " Lots of guns."}, {"start": 6092.74, "end": 6093.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6093.24, "end": 6093.74, "text": " Wait, wait."}, {"start": 6093.74, "end": 6096.360000000001, "text": " In clothes, you also have, you can collect clothes"}, {"start": 6096.360000000001, "end": 6098.68, "text": " to like customize your character with."}, {"start": 6098.68, "end": 6100.64, "text": " Bit."}, {"start": 6100.64, "end": 6103.8, "text": " What'd you say, Michael?"}, {"start": 6103.8, "end": 6108.6, "text": " So when you were speaking about the whole Minecraft mods"}, {"start": 6108.6, "end": 6111.280000000001, "text": " and talking like, what's the recommendation going for you?"}, {"start": 6111.280000000001, "end": 6112.24, "text": " I got a good one."}, {"start": 6115.76, "end": 6116.56, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 6116.56, "end": 6119.56, "text": " Yeah, we're not about it again."}, {"start": 6119.56, "end": 6121.56, "text": " I got a good Micah mod you could try."}, {"start": 6121.56, "end": 6123.56, "text": " It's called Dream Shift."}, {"start": 6123.56, "end": 6126.04, "text": " Dream Shift?"}, {"start": 6126.04, "end": 6130.8, "text": " Yeah, and to make it better, it's a Back Room's mod."}, {"start": 6130.8, "end": 6132.240000000001, "text": " Wait, in Micra?"}, {"start": 6132.240000000001, "end": 6134.120000000001, "text": " Yo, that shirt is top."}, {"start": 6134.120000000001, "end": 6136.64, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 6136.64, "end": 6137.56, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6137.56, "end": 6138.56, "text": " Kitty shirt!"}, {"start": 6138.56, "end": 6139.56, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 6139.56, "end": 6141.56, "text": " And I got kitty ones."}, {"start": 6141.56, "end": 6142.56, "text": " I'm wondering."}, {"start": 6142.56, "end": 6143.56, "text": " What are the pink things?"}, {"start": 6143.56, "end": 6145.160000000001, "text": " And the Emmys from the last one."}, {"start": 6145.160000000001, "end": 6146.360000000001, "text": " Wait, what's it called again?"}, {"start": 6146.360000000001, "end": 6150.76, "text": " No, have you viewers dream shift?"}, {"start": 6164.040000000001, "end": 6168.040000000001, "text": " I'll beat down for this house. What do you got like some zombie action in there?"}, {"start": 6176.360000000001, "end": 6178.360000000001, "text": " YOU SIT IN THE ROUND!"}, {"start": 6187.040000000001, "end": 6190.4400000000005, "text": " Remember guys, K-Soul's a pretty big dude, we need to give him some-"}, {"start": 6190.4400000000005, "end": 6191.4400000000005, "text": " AYES!"}, {"start": 6192.52, "end": 6193.52, "text": " We need to give him some-"}, {"start": 6193.52, "end": 6194.02, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6194.02, "end": 6194.52, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6194.52, "end": 6195.02, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6195.02, "end": 6195.52, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6195.52, "end": 6196.02, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6196.02, "end": 6196.52, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6196.52, "end": 6197.02, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6197.02, "end": 6197.52, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6197.52, "end": 6198.02, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6198.02, "end": 6198.52, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6198.52, "end": 6199.02, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6199.02, "end": 6199.52, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6199.52, "end": 6200.02, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6200.02, "end": 6200.52, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6200.52, "end": 6201.02, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6201.02, "end": 6201.52, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6201.52, "end": 6202.02, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6202.02, "end": 6202.52, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6202.52, "end": 6203.02, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6203.02, "end": 6203.52, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6203.52, "end": 6204.02, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6204.02, "end": 6204.52, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6204.52, "end": 6205.02, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6205.02, "end": 6205.52, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6205.52, "end": 6206.02, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 6206.02, "end": 6212.02, "text": " Oh, I'm back! I can't stand not to hear you say it!"}, {"start": 6236.02, "end": 6246.02, "text": " Go and get your money, little duffa bag boy!"}, {"start": 6246.02, "end": 6249.02, "text": " Get money!"}, {"start": 6249.02, "end": 6256.02, "text": " Go and get your money, little duff-a-bad-bot."}, {"start": 6256.02, "end": 6261.02, "text": " Get money!"}, {"start": 6261.02, "end": 6267.02, "text": " No, I can make it."}, {"start": 6267.02, "end": 6272.02, "text": " I can make it."}, {"start": 6272.02, "end": 6277.02, "text": " I can make it."}, {"start": 6277.02, "end": 6279.9400000000005, "text": " I can make it, I can make it."}, {"start": 6279.9400000000005, "end": 6281.660000000001, "text": " I can make it."}, {"start": 6281.660000000001, "end": 6283.34, "text": " I can't move."}, {"start": 6283.34, "end": 6285.5, "text": " Oh my goodness, I can't move."}, {"start": 6292.18, "end": 6293.02, "text": " That was a good try."}, {"start": 6293.02, "end": 6293.860000000001, "text": " Good try."}, {"start": 6293.860000000001, "end": 6295.200000000001, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 6295.200000000001, "end": 6298.46, "text": " Go and get your money, little guffabad boy."}, {"start": 6298.46, "end": 6299.46, "text": " Get money."}, {"start": 6303.72, "end": 6305.1, "text": " Full sand!"}, {"start": 6305.1, "end": 6306.9400000000005, "text": " I hate you, I hate you."}, {"start": 6306.9400000000005, "end": 6307.9400000000005, "text": " I hate you."}, {"start": 6315.9400000000005, "end": 6317.9400000000005, "text": " Chad, why they blocking the road?"}, {"start": 6321.9400000000005, "end": 6324.9400000000005, "text": " Go and get your money, little duff-a-back."}, {"start": 6332.9400000000005, "end": 6333.9400000000005, "text": " Give money!"}, {"start": 6336.9400000000005, "end": 6343.9400000000005, "text": " I got him right here."}, {"start": 6343.9400000000005, "end": 6350.9400000000005, "text": " I got him right here."}, {"start": 6350.9400000000005, "end": 6351.9400000000005, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 6351.9400000000005, "end": 6353.9400000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6362.14, "end": 6364.14, "text": " Leave a you copy of my car"}, {"start": 6378.1, "end": 6380.1, "text": " W. I leave a thank you"}, {"start": 6381.9400000000005, "end": 6388.9400000000005, "text": " I just heard somebody die."}, {"start": 6388.9400000000005, "end": 6397.9400000000005, "text": " How was she on foot?"}, {"start": 6397.9400000000005, "end": 6399.9400000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6427.9400000000005, "end": 6453.72, "text": " Let's go, baby!"}, {"start": 6453.72, "end": 6454.72, "text": " No stopping!"}, {"start": 6454.72, "end": 6461.72, "text": " You're gonna kill my momentum!"}, {"start": 6461.72, "end": 6465.72, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 6465.72, "end": 6468.72, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 6468.72, "end": 6470.72, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 6470.72, "end": 6472.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6472.72, "end": 6476.72, "text": " Dude, I was talking!"}, {"start": 6476.72, "end": 6483.72, "text": " We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good."}, {"start": 6483.72, "end": 6486.72, "text": " I got this. I got this. I got this."}, {"start": 6486.72, "end": 6489.72, "text": " I'm sitting at the bottom."}, {"start": 6489.72, "end": 6494.72, "text": " One last level. I'm beating this last level right here."}, {"start": 6494.72, "end": 6497.72, "text": " I'm just getting to a VC band. I ain't saying none."}, {"start": 6501.72, "end": 6504.72, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 6507.72, "end": 6511.72, "text": " I'm trying to beat this last level in a spooky town."}, {"start": 6513.72, "end": 6527.240000000001, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 6530.84, "end": 6531.400000000001, "text": " i'm good"}, {"start": 6534.6, "end": 6537.8, "text": " i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm good"}, {"start": 6537.8, "end": 6539.8, "text": " Alright, lock it, I'm beating this in my spooky town."}, {"start": 6544.3, "end": 6544.8, "text": " Good!"}, {"start": 6544.8, "end": 6545.8, "text": " Hey, Trink!"}, {"start": 6545.8, "end": 6546.8, "text": " Come on, let's go!"}, {"start": 6546.8, "end": 6547.8, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 6547.8, "end": 6549.8, "text": " Be careful what you say!"}, {"start": 6549.8, "end": 6551.8, "text": " I'm back!"}, {"start": 6560.8, "end": 6563.8, "text": " You gotta be kidding me!"}, {"start": 6564.8, "end": 6565.8, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6567.8, "end": 6570.8, "text": " Oh, I think you got to get down on your knees."}, {"start": 6570.8, "end": 6574.8, "text": " Chet is the rainbow car at the best one in the game."}, {"start": 6574.8, "end": 6576.8, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6576.8, "end": 6578.8, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6578.8, "end": 6580.8, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6580.8, "end": 6582.8, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6582.8, "end": 6584.8, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6586.8, "end": 6589.8, "text": " You hate to see it. You hate to see it."}, {"start": 6589.8, "end": 6591.8, "text": " Oh, I'm stuck."}, {"start": 6591.8, "end": 6595.8, "text": " I'm on three wheels. I'm a hot dog. Bye!"}, {"start": 6597.8, "end": 6599.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6600.92, "end": 6602.92, "text": " There's one that shoots people. Oh"}, {"start": 6602.92, "end": 6610.64, "text": " I'm in the game in game in game in game in game in game in game in game"}, {"start": 6622.56, "end": 6624.56, "text": " Like"}, {"start": 6627.8, "end": 6649.64, "text": " Yeah, you copy me"}, {"start": 6649.64, "end": 6651.64, "text": " I ain't got wheels!"}, {"start": 6651.64, "end": 6653.64, "text": " I'm sorry to interrupt you."}, {"start": 6653.64, "end": 6655.64, "text": " Harvard, we got a problem big dog."}, {"start": 6655.64, "end": 6657.64, "text": " Oh, oh!"}, {"start": 6657.64, "end": 6659.64, "text": " Yo, Harvard, we got a problem for wheels."}, {"start": 6659.64, "end": 6661.64, "text": " Oh, oh!"}, {"start": 6661.64, "end": 6663.64, "text": " Oh, oh!"}, {"start": 6663.64, "end": 6665.64, "text": " It's okay, okay, so let's talk it out."}, {"start": 6665.64, "end": 6667.64, "text": " Let's breathe. Breathe."}, {"start": 6667.64, "end": 6669.64, "text": " Harvard keeps sitting in the middle of a road!"}, {"start": 6669.64, "end": 6671.64, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6671.64, "end": 6673.64, "text": " Oh, no, tell me about it."}, {"start": 6673.64, "end": 6675.64, "text": " I think I've seen it on several people."}, {"start": 6675.64, "end": 6677.64, "text": " No, I can't remember."}, {"start": 6677.64, "end": 6679.64, "text": " You're not going to be at the very end."}, {"start": 6679.64, "end": 6681.64, "text": " Uh, yo, yo, you're a local."}, {"start": 6681.64, "end": 6683.64, "text": " You're going to be a solid piece of that."}, {"start": 6687.64, "end": 6689.64, "text": " All for one, Chad. All for one."}, {"start": 6691.64, "end": 6693.64, "text": " I mean, no, one for a..."}, {"start": 6693.64, "end": 6695.64, "text": " Actually, what? I don't know."}, {"start": 6697.64, "end": 6699.64, "text": " Okay, so take it slow. Take it slow here. Take it slow here."}, {"start": 6699.64, "end": 6701.64, "text": " We're having mercy. I can't move."}, {"start": 6701.64, "end": 6703.64, "text": " New slide back."}, {"start": 6703.64, "end": 6705.64, "text": " Oh, thank you!"}, {"start": 6705.64, "end": 6709.4800000000005, "text": " You're modding I'm gonna give you my I'm gonna give you my oh my goodness"}, {"start": 6711.08, "end": 6713.400000000001, "text": " Oh my good yo, don't be you and me for real"}, {"start": 6717.4800000000005, "end": 6719.4800000000005, "text": " Yo, don't be you and me for real"}, {"start": 6732.6, "end": 6734.6, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 6735.64, "end": 6737.64, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 6742.64, "end": 6744.64, "text": " Give money"}, {"start": 6750.64, "end": 6752.64, "text": " Give money"}, {"start": 6753.64, "end": 6754.64, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6755.64, "end": 6757.64, "text": " What about time?"}, {"start": 6757.64, "end": 6759.64, "text": " I'll not forget you!"}, {"start": 6759.64, "end": 6769.64, "text": " Excuse me, Yoshi. Thank you."}, {"start": 6769.64, "end": 6775.64, "text": " What's up? I'd work on paying off my college."}, {"start": 6775.64, "end": 6779.64, "text": " What? You said what?"}, {"start": 6779.64, "end": 6783.64, "text": " You have to move. Your character actually have condition."}, {"start": 6783.64, "end": 6787.64, "text": " I gotta do what I gotta do."}, {"start": 6787.64, "end": 6789.64, "text": " No, Harvard!"}, {"start": 6792.52, "end": 6794.52, "text": " Mod's findest witch."}, {"start": 6797.400000000001, "end": 6799.400000000001, "text": " Mod's findest witch."}, {"start": 6801.160000000001, "end": 6803.160000000001, "text": " Findest witch now!"}, {"start": 6812.76, "end": 6814.76, "text": " You're gonna rule this day."}, {"start": 6817.64, "end": 6824.64, "text": " You're gonna rule this day."}, {"start": 6847.64, "end": 6876.56, "text": " You're gonna rule this day, or promise you."}, {"start": 6876.56, "end": 6878.56, "text": " I promise you."}, {"start": 6891.56, "end": 6893.56, "text": " What have I done?"}, {"start": 6900.56, "end": 6902.56, "text": " You good? You good?"}, {"start": 6902.56, "end": 6904.56, "text": " OH NO!"}, {"start": 6904.56, "end": 6915.64, "text": " I'm beating this level right here right here I'm beating this level right here"}, {"start": 6915.64, "end": 6927.4800000000005, "text": " I'm sorry with an on."}, {"start": 6927.4800000000005, "end": 6934.76, "text": " They're my reset."}, {"start": 6934.76, "end": 6935.76, "text": " Case I promise."}, {"start": 6935.76, "end": 6936.76, "text": " I did not mean to do."}, {"start": 6936.76, "end": 6937.76, "text": " I was trying to help you."}, {"start": 6937.76, "end": 6938.76, "text": " It's OK."}, {"start": 6938.76, "end": 6940.76, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 6940.76, "end": 6942.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6967.56, "end": 6969.56, "text": " Excuse me"}, {"start": 6970.76, "end": 6996.9400000000005, "text": " get all that and still couldn't get me where my car go where my car go oh my goodness"}, {"start": 6996.9400000000005, "end": 7004.38, "text": " man oh my check this level ain't even difficult brah"}, {"start": 7004.38, "end": 7010.38, "text": " You know you saw that"}, {"start": 7034.38, "end": 7038.38, "text": " I'll give you a glass of water so you can have your rings bigger than 5!"}, {"start": 7038.38, "end": 7040.38, "text": " You can't have your rings bigger than 5!"}, {"start": 7040.38, "end": 7042.38, "text": " I'll have my rings bigger than 5!"}, {"start": 7042.38, "end": 7044.38, "text": " AHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 7056.38, "end": 7057.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7057.38, "end": 7058.38, "text": " How'd you get that?"}, {"start": 7058.38, "end": 7060.38, "text": " It's our middle-aged C.A.C.C.Core, buddy!"}, {"start": 7060.38, "end": 7062.38, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7080.58, "end": 7082.58, "text": " Give me some present"}, {"start": 7150.38, "end": 7152.38, "text": " I can't do the one"}, {"start": 7180.38, "end": 7182.62, "text": " Yeah, yeah, they gon' beg me for saying that next."}, {"start": 7182.62, "end": 7184.72, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 7185.42, "end": 7186.42, "text": " AHA!"}, {"start": 7196.96, "end": 7197.96, "text": " Job!"}, {"start": 7199.46, "end": 7200.46, "text": " Get money!"}, {"start": 7210.38, "end": 7221.900000000001, "text": " It's not possible. It's never mind. Oh my goodness, man. I'm trying to get past"}, {"start": 7221.900000000001, "end": 7224.7, "text": " this is my longest level. I'm done yet."}, {"start": 7226.7, "end": 7230.14, "text": " When I did this earlier, it was like the easiest one. I think it's just because everyone's"}, {"start": 7230.14, "end": 7231.3, "text": " Round the door."}, {"start": 7231.3, "end": 7232.3, "text": " Round the door."}, {"start": 7244.1, "end": 7245.1, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 7260.14, "end": 7273.54, "text": " I think Halima got me play on the iPad or something."}, {"start": 7273.54, "end": 7274.9400000000005, "text": " Halima be straight."}, {"start": 7274.9400000000005, "end": 7275.9400000000005, "text": " Swip."}, {"start": 7275.9400000000005, "end": 7276.9400000000005, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 7276.9400000000005, "end": 7277.9400000000005, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 7277.9400000000005, "end": 7278.9400000000005, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 7278.9400000000005, "end": 7279.4400000000005, "text": " AHH!"}, {"start": 7283.06, "end": 7283.56, "text": " Claim!"}, {"start": 7289.700000000001, "end": 7290.200000000001, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 7292.38, "end": 7292.88, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 7297.4400000000005, "end": 7299.4800000000005, "text": " What is Yoshi doing?"}, {"start": 7299.4800000000005, "end": 7301.76, "text": " He's at the same spot every time!"}, {"start": 7305.960000000001, "end": 7307.960000000001, "text": " AHHHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 7308.9400000000005, "end": 7310.280000000001, "text": " What are y'all doing?"}, {"start": 7310.280000000001, "end": 7311.160000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7311.160000000001, "end": 7312.000000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7312.000000000001, "end": 7313.120000000001, "text": " And I don't get it."}, {"start": 7313.120000000001, "end": 7314.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7314.8, "end": 7316.700000000001, "text": " What are they making me feel like I'm late?"}, {"start": 7316.700000000001, "end": 7317.68, "text": " No, what?"}, {"start": 7317.68, "end": 7319.120000000001, "text": " I was here!"}, {"start": 7319.120000000001, "end": 7320.76, "text": " I was here, Chad."}, {"start": 7320.76, "end": 7322.080000000001, "text": " Y'all cheer me up, man."}, {"start": 7322.080000000001, "end": 7323.64, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 7323.64, "end": 7324.8, "text": " I was here."}, {"start": 7324.8, "end": 7325.8, "text": " I was here."}, {"start": 7325.8, "end": 7326.3, "text": " I was here."}, {"start": 7326.3, "end": 7327.64, "text": " Thank y'all."}, {"start": 7327.64, "end": 7329.160000000001, "text": " I'm going to continue this game tomorrow."}, {"start": 7329.160000000001, "end": 7331.160000000001, "text": " Thank y'all."}, {"start": 7331.160000000001, "end": 7332.400000000001, "text": " Have a good night, Kate."}, {"start": 7332.400000000001, "end": 7333.200000000001, "text": " Have a good night."}, {"start": 7333.200000000001, "end": 7334.200000000001, "text": " Have a good night."}, {"start": 7334.200000000001, "end": 7335.200000000001, "text": " I'm going to get some candles."}, {"start": 7335.200000000001, "end": 7336.200000000001, "text": " Bye, Chad."}, {"start": 7336.200000000001, "end": 7337.200000000001, "text": " I'm a harder child of mine."}, {"start": 7337.200000000001, "end": 7338.000000000001, "text": " Bye, Chad."}, {"start": 7338.0, "end": 7347.2, "text": " I'm locked. Chad, I'll care what nobody says. That's game of the year right there. Chad,"}, {"start": 7347.2, "end": 7356.44, "text": " I'll care what nobody says. That's game of the year right there. Period. Hey, that's"}, {"start": 7356.4400000000005, "end": 7370.38, "text": " game of the year right there buddy you hear me I I I guess game of the year"}, {"start": 7370.38, "end": 7372.84, "text": " right now"}, {"start": 7386.4400000000005, "end": 7388.500000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7416.4400000000005, "end": 7418.500000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7446.4400000000005, "end": 7448.500000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7476.4400000000005, "end": 7478.500000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7506.4400000000005, "end": 7508.500000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7536.4400000000005, "end": 7538.4400000000005, "text": " You"}, {"start": 7566.4400000000005, "end": 7568.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7568.4400000000005, "end": 7570.4400000000005, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 7570.4400000000005, "end": 7572.4400000000005, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 7572.4400000000005, "end": 7574.4400000000005, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 7574.4400000000005, "end": 7576.4400000000005, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 7626.4400000000005, "end": 7633.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7656.4400000000005, "end": 7670.6, "text": " uh yeah okay look um say serve or die would you like it with a side of fries maybe get it with"}, {"start": 7670.6, "end": 7679.64, "text": " an apple pie now get the music back don't when i said uh say serve or die would you like it with"}, {"start": 7679.64, "end": 7687.820000000001, "text": " a sign of fries. Maybe get it with an apple pie. Get your discount. No, I lie. Say you"}, {"start": 7687.820000000001, "end": 7698.72, "text": " feign for a prize. I don't play knives. Just shaking the dice. Mess women and die. Hey,"}, {"start": 7698.72, "end": 7703.72, "text": " I need a cheeseburger. Hold up. Hold the extra pickles. I don't want them. It kind"}, {"start": 7703.72, "end": 7708.84, "text": " room was it I'm just trying to play the game trying to prove us it"}, {"start": 7708.84, "end": 7714.12, "text": " uh hey how about a chicken sandwich no I want no"}, {"start": 7714.12, "end": 7719.56, "text": " sandwich give me a give me a large fry hold up the music keep cutting off but"}, {"start": 7719.56, "end": 7723.72, "text": " I'm going back in look here uh keep that music back on"}, {"start": 7723.72, "end": 7729.88, "text": " hey says serve or die do you want it but with a side of fries how how about"}, {"start": 7729.88, "end": 7739.88, "text": " You can get a discount. No, I lied. Hey, I'm about to jump in the ride. Then I'm going skydive till I hit the, the, the, the, the pines."}, {"start": 7739.88, "end": 7742.88, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 7742.88, "end": 7746.88, "text": " Name of this game is."}, {"start": 7746.88, "end": 7749.88, "text": " Well, server die."}, {"start": 7749.88, "end": 7750.88, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 7750.88, "end": 7756.56, "text": " your happy birthday Juno thank you your music with the five thank you music"}, {"start": 7756.56, "end": 7762.04, "text": " city records that is what the five get the wow they must want to sign me"}, {"start": 7762.04, "end": 7764.84, "text": " tough"}, {"start": 7766.0, "end": 7775.84, "text": " anyway serve or die buddy he said scouted get you a diet the own tap"}, {"start": 7775.84, "end": 7782.84, "text": " Because it's time to serve or die, I guess."}, {"start": 7802.84, "end": 7804.84, "text": " My fault."}, {"start": 7805.84, "end": 7808.84, "text": " Mm-hmm, mm-hmm."}, {"start": 7808.84, "end": 7811.84, "text": " Uh-huh, cut that off."}, {"start": 7811.84, "end": 7813.84, "text": " Where's that on or off?"}, {"start": 7816.84, "end": 7818.84, "text": " Okay, that's on."}, {"start": 7818.84, "end": 7821.84, "text": " Uh, yeah."}, {"start": 7821.84, "end": 7824.84, "text": " Uh, yeah."}, {"start": 7824.84, "end": 7826.84, "text": " Refire the sensitivity chat."}, {"start": 7826.84, "end": 7827.84, "text": " Y'all know the drill."}, {"start": 7827.84, "end": 7828.84, "text": " Boom, lock in."}, {"start": 7828.84, "end": 7831.84, "text": " Serve or die, Buster."}, {"start": 7835.84, "end": 7846.64, "text": " Oh, yeah, G.J. Answer the phone. Oh, no. How much am I getting paid first off? Let's"}, {"start": 7846.64, "end": 7858.0, "text": " get that out the way. Lord have mercy. Who called him? Oh my goodness. Look at that"}, {"start": 7858.0, "end": 7874.14, "text": " gift by the way. Lord! Weenie Hut Prison Warden sent that one. Alright. Let me go answer"}, {"start": 7874.14, "end": 7880.660000000001, "text": " the song I already hate this job bread box"}, {"start": 7887.46, "end": 7897.46, "text": " hello y'all Lee hey buddy first day huh hope everything goes smooth thank you"}, {"start": 7897.46, "end": 7902.26, "text": " who are you by the way I'd walk you through how things work but I really don't"}, {"start": 7902.26, "end": 7905.860000000001, "text": " have the time. You know, business man life."}, {"start": 7909.780000000001, "end": 7916.900000000001, "text": " Oh, I think the fuse boxes acting up. If the power goes"}, {"start": 7916.900000000001, "end": 7919.22, "text": " out, you can fix it from outside the storage. Well,"}, {"start": 7919.22, "end": 7921.780000000001, "text": " that's a great warning to have. So that means the power."}, {"start": 7923.820000000001, "end": 7926.46, "text": " My life's just flickered. IRL GG skis."}, {"start": 7929.820000000001, "end": 7932.06, "text": " You'll find whatever you need in the notebook back there."}, {"start": 7932.06, "end": 7932.860000000001, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 7932.860000000001, "end": 7933.38, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 7933.38, "end": 7935.38, "text": " L Boss."}, {"start": 7935.38, "end": 7936.54, "text": " Yo, Pay Pay with the five."}, {"start": 7936.54, "end": 7937.42, "text": " W Pay Pay."}, {"start": 7937.42, "end": 7940.54, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, uh, uh, uh, Nikki W. Nikki."}, {"start": 7940.54, "end": 7942.9400000000005, "text": " Chat, tell Nikki happy birthday."}, {"start": 7942.9400000000005, "end": 7945.3, "text": " Appreciate that, Zaden."}, {"start": 7945.3, "end": 7947.06, "text": " Flip the shop sign to open."}, {"start": 7947.06, "end": 7949.42, "text": " Hold up now."}, {"start": 7949.42, "end": 7950.5, "text": " Oh, this is, oh, this is telling me."}, {"start": 7950.5, "end": 7953.42, "text": " It's telling me chat instructions, instructions."}, {"start": 7953.42, "end": 7960.900000000001, "text": " Sandwich, sauces, soda, beer."}, {"start": 7960.900000000001, "end": 7963.4800000000005, "text": " This is giving major kiosk vibes."}, {"start": 7964.68, "end": 7966.040000000001, "text": " Kiosk was gouted."}, {"start": 7967.72, "end": 7971.14, "text": " Soup, cookie, coffee."}, {"start": 7977.280000000001, "end": 7979.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, let's lock in chat."}, {"start": 7979.9800000000005, "end": 7981.1, "text": " First day on a job."}, {"start": 7981.1, "end": 7983.3, "text": " I don't know how much they're paying me."}, {"start": 7983.3, "end": 7987.1, "text": " Nobody gave me like a walkthrough besides the notebook."}, {"start": 7987.1, "end": 7989.3, "text": " So I at least appreciate them for that."}, {"start": 7989.3, "end": 7992.06, "text": " We got a little, oh, sizable bathroom."}, {"start": 7992.06, "end": 7993.22, "text": " I don't know what's in there."}, {"start": 7993.22, "end": 7995.22, "text": " Lock in a chat, good customer service time."}, {"start": 7995.22, "end": 7996.06, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 7998.1, "end": 7999.26, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 7999.26, "end": 8000.72, "text": " It walks."}, {"start": 8002.9400000000005, "end": 8004.3, "text": " Is that referring to the..."}, {"start": 8006.18, "end": 8007.860000000001, "text": " One second, man, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 8010.06, "end": 8013.7, "text": " Yes, ma'am, how are you doing on this fine evening?"}, {"start": 8013.7, "end": 8015.7, "text": " Hi, I'll have a sandwich."}, {"start": 8016.66, "end": 8017.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8017.66, "end": 8018.5, "text": " G.G."}, {"start": 8019.3, "end": 8021.860000000001, "text": " Ma'am, I'm gonna keep it an absolute stack with you."}, {"start": 8024.5, "end": 8026.06, "text": " I'm gonna keep it an absolute stack with you."}, {"start": 8026.06, "end": 8027.38, "text": " You might wanna go take a seat."}, {"start": 8027.38, "end": 8029.74, "text": " It's gonna be about 15, 20 minutes."}, {"start": 8029.74, "end": 8031.34, "text": " This is my first day on the job."}, {"start": 8031.34, "end": 8032.820000000001, "text": " Not only is it my first day on the job,"}, {"start": 8032.820000000001, "end": 8034.42, "text": " you're the first customer."}, {"start": 8034.42, "end": 8036.1, "text": " So you might wanna go take your seat,"}, {"start": 8036.1, "end": 8038.38, "text": " get comfortable or something."}, {"start": 8038.38, "end": 8039.74, "text": " It's gonna be about 15, 20."}, {"start": 8039.74, "end": 8040.74, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 8042.58, "end": 8045.820000000001, "text": " Sox with the five, W. Sox with the five."}, {"start": 8045.820000000001, "end": 8046.66, "text": " Who rated?"}, {"start": 8049.3, "end": 8052.3, "text": " Yeah, who read also know Ray?"}, {"start": 8054.3, "end": 8055.3, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 8061.3, "end": 8062.3, "text": " Bad everybody in here."}, {"start": 8064.3, "end": 8065.3, "text": " Bad everybody in here."}, {"start": 8066.3, "end": 8068.3, "text": " Kobe one moment."}, {"start": 8068.3, "end": 8072.3, "text": " I'll get you a chicken sandwich coming right up the red box."}, {"start": 8072.3, "end": 8074.3, "text": " That's some good looking bread."}, {"start": 8074.3, "end": 8081.24, "text": " Check that is some good looking bread all right man you said you want a chicken"}, {"start": 8081.24, "end": 8084.06, "text": " sandwich is that cooked"}, {"start": 8084.06, "end": 8112.68, "text": " Chicken sandwich, ma'am, what, what was wrong, ma'am, wait, wait, do I have to, okay let"}, {"start": 8112.68, "end": 8117.4800000000005, "text": " Let me scrap, that's coming out of my paycheck, GG."}, {"start": 8117.4800000000005, "end": 8118.84, "text": " Do I actually gotta cook it?"}, {"start": 8119.88, "end": 8123.1, "text": " I almost gave this poor lady salmonella."}, {"start": 8124.96, "end": 8126.68, "text": " That would have been bad."}, {"start": 8128.320000000001, "end": 8130.240000000001, "text": " That would have been real bad."}, {"start": 8131.92, "end": 8134.52, "text": " That looks pretty cooked, right, yeah?"}, {"start": 8134.52, "end": 8139.52, "text": " By the way, real quick, handling raw chicken,"}, {"start": 8142.68, "end": 8146.68, "text": " It's the worst actually the worst thing ever."}, {"start": 8146.68, "end": 8153.68, "text": " It I like chicken is good when it's done cooking."}, {"start": 8153.68, "end": 8157.68, "text": " But handling raw chicken."}, {"start": 8157.68, "end": 8166.68, "text": " It just it feels nasty you got to wash your hands 50 times you got to wipe down countertops 50 times. You got to wipe down the cutting board 50 times."}, {"start": 8166.68, "end": 8171.54, "text": " You just got to make sure nothing. It's oh dude. It's oh man. It's just I don't know"}, {"start": 8171.54, "end": 8175.280000000001, "text": " I don't know if y'all feel that way too, but it's bad, bro. It's bad"}, {"start": 8176.84, "end": 8178.84, "text": " It's better all huh"}, {"start": 8183.400000000001, "end": 8189.240000000001, "text": " Anyway, man, would you say you won't let us on that I got you right here ma'am no sauce just straight lettuce and chicken sandwich"}, {"start": 8189.240000000001, "end": 8190.4800000000005, "text": " I guess"}, {"start": 8190.4800000000005, "end": 8192.24, "text": " There you go, ma'am"}, {"start": 8192.24, "end": 8199.52, "text": " Thanks, doesn't look bad keep the change. Thank you so much ma'am. You had yourself a great night. Thank you"}, {"start": 8204.76, "end": 8212.42, "text": " Good that was a bad first customer almost served raw chicken, but I didn't at least hey, how you doing ma'am"}, {"start": 8214.28, "end": 8216.28, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 8222.24, "end": 8235.24, "text": " Oh, ma'am, did you know that guy?"}, {"start": 8235.24, "end": 8236.24, "text": " Did you know him?"}, {"start": 8236.24, "end": 8237.24, "text": " What can I get you?"}, {"start": 8237.24, "end": 8238.24, "text": " Hey, I texted you."}, {"start": 8238.24, "end": 8239.24, "text": " I guess you didn't see it."}, {"start": 8239.24, "end": 8240.24, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 8240.24, "end": 8241.24, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 8241.24, "end": 8242.24, "text": " Well, who are you?"}, {"start": 8242.24, "end": 8243.24, "text": " Hey, what's your name?"}, {"start": 8243.24, "end": 8244.24, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8244.24, "end": 8245.24, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8245.24, "end": 8246.24, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8246.24, "end": 8247.24, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8247.24, "end": 8248.24, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8248.24, "end": 8249.24, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8249.24, "end": 8250.24, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8250.24, "end": 8251.24, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8251.56, "end": 8255.0, "text": " Hey, welcome. Sorry. It's my first day. I haven't had a chance to check my phone"}, {"start": 8256.8, "end": 8260.199999999999, "text": " It's okay, we're still going to the movies after your chef, right? Oh"}, {"start": 8261.92, "end": 8264.32, "text": " Yeah, of course, I missed you I'm lying I"}, {"start": 8266.92, "end": 8271.119999999999, "text": " Missed you too. I won't keep you don't want your boss getting mad. He don't care"}, {"start": 8272.16, "end": 8274.6, "text": " Since I'm here. Can I get a soda? You sure can"}, {"start": 8275.72, "end": 8277.72, "text": " soda"}, {"start": 8277.72, "end": 8284.56, "text": " Okay there we go boom great customer service there you go see you good luck"}, {"start": 8284.56, "end": 8295.84, "text": " with your shift thank you okay I'll see you okay hold on"}, {"start": 8299.199999999999, "end": 8303.56, "text": " look at this goober thinking he tough look at this dude Chad thinking he tough"}, {"start": 8303.56, "end": 8308.039999999999, "text": " What's good, man? Oh, oh, oh, oh, you try to do something, huh?"}, {"start": 8308.039999999999, "end": 8314.119999999999, "text": " Hey, man, make me a sandwich. Okay. First off, you're gonna watch. You're gonna watch"}, {"start": 8314.119999999999, "end": 8324.039999999999, "text": " how you're talking to me. Make you one. Yeah, that's your job, isn't it? I got you. You"}, {"start": 8324.04, "end": 8325.080000000002, "text": " You want a beef sandwich?"}, {"start": 8325.080000000002, "end": 8325.92, "text": " All right, bet."}, {"start": 8329.68, "end": 8330.68, "text": " I got you, big dog."}, {"start": 8335.240000000002, "end": 8336.080000000002, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 8341.84, "end": 8343.560000000001, "text": " What you want that medium rare?"}, {"start": 8343.560000000001, "end": 8344.400000000001, "text": " All right, bet."}, {"start": 8351.480000000001, "end": 8353.0, "text": " You said by medium rare?"}, {"start": 8353.0, "end": 8356.28, "text": " I bet"}, {"start": 8363.68, "end": 8369.9, "text": " yeah there we go"}, {"start": 8370.6, "end": 8376.32, "text": " boom just cheese on that just one second sir I gotta get one more ingredient"}, {"start": 8376.32, "end": 8378.8, "text": " real quick"}, {"start": 8383.0, "end": 8405.04, "text": " Enjoy your sandwich he won't take it burn okay no that's fine that's okay watch out"}, {"start": 8405.04, "end": 8409.92, "text": " I'll make I won't burn it this time"}, {"start": 8417.92, "end": 8424.720000000001, "text": " I was about to take it to the bathroom again"}, {"start": 8424.72, "end": 8436.199999999999, "text": " Oh, that's no that don't say that's karma. That's not karma. This dude is very rude and disrespectful. That is not karma"}, {"start": 8436.199999999999, "end": 8438.199999999999, "text": " Uh-uh"}, {"start": 8439.359999999999, "end": 8441.359999999999, "text": " Hey, what are you doing you scared?"}, {"start": 8441.96, "end": 8445.96, "text": " Didn't mean to I was just curious how you make it was you born yesterday"}, {"start": 8447.199999999999, "end": 8450.08, "text": " bread steak cheese sandwich hello"}, {"start": 8450.08, "end": 8456.56, "text": " and now it's laying on the ground good job buddy hold up I'll be right back I"}, {"start": 8456.56, "end": 8459.4, "text": " gotta go wash it off"}, {"start": 8459.4, "end": 8480.96, "text": " Oh, I know there's some nasty stuff back in there, oh yeah, oh no, oh yeah, you just know"}, {"start": 8480.960000000001, "end": 8483.54, "text": " Oh, there's some nasties back in here."}, {"start": 8483.54, "end": 8484.36, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 8487.460000000001, "end": 8488.300000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8491.300000000001, "end": 8492.960000000001, "text": " No, I'll wash it off a little bit."}, {"start": 8492.960000000001, "end": 8493.800000000001, "text": " No, I can't."}, {"start": 8499.500000000002, "end": 8502.62, "text": " Here's your sandwich fresh from the grill."}, {"start": 8502.62, "end": 8504.000000000002, "text": " Keep the change."}, {"start": 8504.000000000002, "end": 8505.560000000001, "text": " Not worth wasting time over."}, {"start": 8505.560000000001, "end": 8507.04, "text": " Uh-huh, thank you."}, {"start": 8507.04, "end": 8509.04, "text": " You're gonna regret that by the way."}, {"start": 8510.960000000001, "end": 8521.04, "text": " hand-drawn bill and bottle caps yeah deserved deserved by the way chat"}, {"start": 8524.28, "end": 8540.000000000002, "text": " hey Gartrude how you doing now"}, {"start": 8540.960000000001, "end": 8547.84, "text": " sweetie could you make me two sandwiches oh how nice you keep this place so clean the previous"}, {"start": 8547.84, "end": 8553.36, "text": " worker workers weren't as careful man i just started here i don't have nothing to do with"}, {"start": 8553.36, "end": 8559.36, "text": " the cleanliness in here i fear okay she wants a beef madele and ketchup sandwich let's get that"}, {"start": 8559.36, "end": 8568.720000000001, "text": " one going first get that beef on there i'll go and cook the chicken beside it beef madele"}, {"start": 8568.72, "end": 8576.56, "text": " catch up. Okay, that chick is done. Boom. There we go. What a catch up at you want a lot of catch"}, {"start": 8576.56, "end": 8579.519999999999, "text": " up or a little bit ma'am? You want a lot? Okay, I got you right here."}, {"start": 8584.4, "end": 8584.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8591.279999999999, "end": 8592.08, "text": " Looking good."}, {"start": 8594.24, "end": 8598.08, "text": " Did I already put the meter on there? I think I did put the meter on there."}, {"start": 8598.08, "end": 8601.76, "text": " There's your first sandwich, man. Let me get your chicken one going real quick."}, {"start": 8602.64, "end": 8607.68, "text": " Chicken onion mustard. I got you right here. Chicken. Let me get you some onions."}, {"start": 8609.92, "end": 8611.84, "text": " Muster. I'm gonna go a little lighter on the mustard."}, {"start": 8614.8, "end": 8620.4, "text": " Yeah, about like that right there. There you go, ma'am. Thank you, dear. You're welcome. You have"}, {"start": 8620.4, "end": 8626.48, "text": " yourself a great night. Thank you so much. That's great customer service, Chad. Great"}, {"start": 8626.48, "end": 8633.359999999999, "text": " customer service. Would you meet here, chat? Would you trust me to prepare you a sandwich here?"}, {"start": 8634.96, "end": 8638.8, "text": " Would you? Good job. Easy."}, {"start": 8643.039999999999, "end": 8651.6, "text": " Hey, how you doing now? The energy in this place, it feels off. I'm an energy reader. You can trust me."}, {"start": 8656.48, "end": 8671.76, "text": " I'll have a sandwich and a cold soda yes ma'am chicken lettuce onion and cheddar wow"}, {"start": 8671.76, "end": 8673.76, "text": " Wow, you want all the..."}, {"start": 8681.76, "end": 8690.76, "text": " Lettuce, onion, okay, chicken, uh-huh, cheddar."}, {"start": 8690.76, "end": 8693.76, "text": " There's your sandwich, man. Let me get your soda real quick."}, {"start": 8694.76, "end": 8698.76, "text": " Soda! Oh my goodness, I overthrown it."}, {"start": 8698.76, "end": 8707.76, "text": " Hold on, ma'am. There you go. Can I ask you something?"}, {"start": 8707.76, "end": 8713.76, "text": " What? Sure. Doesn't it scare you working here alone?"}, {"start": 8713.76, "end": 8718.76, "text": " Why would it be scary? I keep hearing strange stories about this place."}, {"start": 8718.76, "end": 8721.76, "text": " Anyway, I shouldn't get into your head. I should go."}, {"start": 8721.76, "end": 8728.76, "text": " man, what you talking about?"}, {"start": 8728.76, "end": 8737.76, "text": " chat, you think the burger mascot's haunted?"}, {"start": 8737.76, "end": 8741.76, "text": " gg"}, {"start": 8741.76, "end": 8748.76, "text": " chat, look, why is the back door slightly opened?"}, {"start": 8748.76, "end": 8751.0, "text": " Okay, I'm about to."}, {"start": 8753.5, "end": 8757.66, "text": " There is somebody behind the corner of that building with a knife."}, {"start": 8758.66, "end": 8760.460000000001, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 8762.56, "end": 8763.960000000001, "text": " Okay, time to start coping."}, {"start": 8764.26, "end": 8766.66, "text": " The power went off because it's raining."}, {"start": 8766.960000000001, "end": 8770.26, "text": " The door blew open from the wind from the storm and that dude's"}, {"start": 8770.26, "end": 8772.86, "text": " bringing a knife in here so we can cut up the sandwich."}, {"start": 8776.76, "end": 8777.960000000001, "text": " What's good big doll?"}, {"start": 8778.76, "end": 8786.76, "text": " Hey I'm really hungry I can't even decide just make me whatever you want and I'll take a drink too. Make you whatever I want. Alright, there."}, {"start": 8793.76, "end": 8797.76, "text": " There you go big doll. You said it any food it didn't have to be-"}, {"start": 8808.76, "end": 8828.72, "text": " why did the sandwich move wait what oh no oh no I'm about to put in my two weeks"}, {"start": 8828.72, "end": 8840.32, "text": " notice. You done lost your mind. Thanks a lot. Is it only watching me? It's only"}, {"start": 8840.32, "end": 8850.4, "text": " watching me. What? Who is calling? Oh no. Hello. Hey buddy, sounds like you did a"}, {"start": 8850.4, "end": 8854.16, "text": " good job. That's enough for your first day. You can go ahead and clean up and"}, {"start": 8854.16, "end": 8859.6, "text": " head out. I got a little surprise for you tomorrow. Let me guess. It's extra work."}, {"start": 8862.24, "end": 8871.119999999999, "text": " G.J. This what I give for trying to get a job, huh, chat? Now, here's the question. Is the"}, {"start": 8871.119999999999, "end": 8874.88, "text": " mascot possessed? Is there somebody in the mascot? That's the question."}, {"start": 8874.880000000001, "end": 8886.880000000001, "text": " I'm scared, Loki. Bro, that is creepy."}, {"start": 8886.880000000001, "end": 8894.880000000001, "text": " There we go. Not gonna lie though, besides the creepy stuff-"}, {"start": 8894.880000000001, "end": 8896.880000000001, "text": " Stop right"}, {"start": 8916.94, "end": 8920.560000000001, "text": " Hey, sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. Oh, okay, I"}, {"start": 8920.56, "end": 8927.4, "text": " I called out, but I guess you didn't hear me."}, {"start": 8927.4, "end": 8928.4, "text": " We're already closed."}, {"start": 8928.4, "end": 8931.279999999999, "text": " I'm on my way to the festival, please."}, {"start": 8931.279999999999, "end": 8935.039999999999, "text": " Can I get a sandwich and two beers?"}, {"start": 8935.039999999999, "end": 8940.96, "text": " I mean, I guess you're just gonna, do I have to do this?"}, {"start": 8940.96, "end": 8943.08, "text": " You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 8943.08, "end": 8945.039999999999, "text": " And you want all that on there?"}, {"start": 8945.039999999999, "end": 8949.42, "text": " Yo, you got me messed up, man."}, {"start": 8949.42, "end": 8952.86, "text": " This is ridiculous, we're already closed and I don't get paid overtime."}, {"start": 8952.86, "end": 8957.42, "text": " Ma'am, this is truly ridiculous right now."}, {"start": 8957.42, "end": 8959.62, "text": " You're gonna come in after I stop?"}, {"start": 8959.62, "end": 8960.62, "text": " Oh, nah."}, {"start": 8960.62, "end": 8964.1, "text": " You want everything on it?"}, {"start": 8964.1, "end": 8966.1, "text": " Shedder."}, {"start": 8966.1, "end": 8969.1, "text": " Tomato, onion, mustard."}, {"start": 8987.1, "end": 8988.1, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8994.1, "end": 8998.1, "text": " Oh, ketchup too!"}, {"start": 9004.1, "end": 9007.1, "text": " There's your sandwich."}, {"start": 9018.1, "end": 9021.1, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 9021.1, "end": 9029.1, "text": " Chat there is lettuce on it plain as day. What's wrong with the sandwich?"}, {"start": 9035.1, "end": 9047.1, "text": " Oh, it doesn't need lettuce on it. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh no."}, {"start": 9047.1, "end": 9055.58, "text": " So it's everything but but lettuce right everything we got but lettuce"}, {"start": 9055.58, "end": 9064.86, "text": " but less that's nasty number 15 the one thing you wouldn't want on your burger"}, {"start": 9064.86, "end": 9069.300000000001, "text": " king burger I forgot how it goes"}, {"start": 9069.300000000001, "end": 9085.380000000001, "text": " Boom, mustard ketchup, there is your sandwich that I worked overtime for, two beers, boom."}, {"start": 9085.380000000001, "end": 9088.1, "text": " Did I just hear a beer break?"}, {"start": 9088.1, "end": 9089.1, "text": " Beer?"}, {"start": 9089.1, "end": 9094.1, "text": " You want to?"}, {"start": 9094.1, "end": 9107.78, "text": " I'm gonna make you stay late so I can make you a sandwich I supposed to be gone 15 minutes"}, {"start": 9107.78, "end": 9108.78, "text": " ago."}, {"start": 9108.78, "end": 9110.460000000001, "text": " This is ridiculous."}, {"start": 9110.460000000001, "end": 9115.24, "text": " That was the end of my shift."}, {"start": 9115.24, "end": 9116.24, "text": " I'm going home."}, {"start": 9116.24, "end": 9121.42, "text": " Chad, would that make you mad?"}, {"start": 9121.42, "end": 9122.42, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 9122.42, "end": 9125.18, "text": " go to the store if it was anywhere between like 15 minutes of it closed and I"}, {"start": 9125.18, "end": 9128.18, "text": " wouldn't even go in there then"}, {"start": 9132.42, "end": 9138.460000000001, "text": " who called her who called her hold up might be the boss again he probably"}, {"start": 9138.460000000001, "end": 9144.3, "text": " give me extra work hello hey buddy morning first off stop calling me buddy"}, {"start": 9144.3, "end": 9150.54, "text": " it's getting disrespectful at this point second off good morning remember I"}, {"start": 9150.54, "end": 9155.140000000001, "text": " said I had a little surprise for you soups on the menu now I know you're"}, {"start": 9155.140000000001, "end": 9162.580000000002, "text": " thrilled I told you you was gonna have me some more money you'll find out how"}, {"start": 9162.580000000002, "end": 9168.980000000001, "text": " to make it in the notebook"}, {"start": 9168.98, "end": 9177.539999999999, "text": " Su Supo. That's the easiest"}, {"start": 9177.66, "end": 9179.859999999999, "text": " tutorial ever."}, {"start": 9184.779999999999, "end": 9189.9, "text": " You know what W game? No."}, {"start": 9190.119999999999, "end": 9191.8, "text": " It can be. You know what? The"}, {"start": 9191.859999999999, "end": 9192.859999999999, "text": " obvious may not be that"}, {"start": 9192.92, "end": 9193.699999999999, "text": " obvious sometimes. So, you"}, {"start": 9193.76, "end": 9195.1, "text": " know what? I appreciate it."}, {"start": 9195.16, "end": 9197.1, "text": " For that. What kind of soup"}, {"start": 9197.1, "end": 9198.300000000001, "text": " Oh, it's no-"}, {"start": 9198.300000000001, "end": 9199.300000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9200.800000000001, "end": 9204.300000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, let there be some of that left at the end of my shift."}, {"start": 9204.300000000001, "end": 9205.300000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 9205.300000000001, "end": 9207.800000000001, "text": " Oh, let there be some of that left at the end of my shift."}, {"start": 9207.800000000001, "end": 9209.7, "text": " I'm taking the whole pot home."}, {"start": 9210.4, "end": 9211.5, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 9211.5, "end": 9214.7, "text": " I'm taking the whole pot."}, {"start": 9215.2, "end": 9216.4, "text": " So the how?"}, {"start": 9217.7, "end": 9219.0, "text": " How you doing now?"}, {"start": 9219.4, "end": 9220.6, "text": " Cyberpunk with the five."}, {"start": 9220.6, "end": 9221.300000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9222.2, "end": 9224.2, "text": " Have you run into anything unusual lately?"}, {"start": 9224.2, "end": 9225.7, "text": " Matter of fact, yes, I have."}, {"start": 9225.7, "end": 9228.820000000002, "text": " A serial killer stalking me and the mascot is sentient."}, {"start": 9230.900000000001, "end": 9232.5, "text": " No, not really. Why my line?"}, {"start": 9233.86, "end": 9237.86, "text": " I see. I'm looking for a few strange reports. I'm looking into a few strange reports."}, {"start": 9238.980000000001, "end": 9242.34, "text": " Anyway, I'll have a soup. Man, I got good news for you."}, {"start": 9243.380000000001, "end": 9247.78, "text": " Our soups are brand new. You're the first customer to have these."}, {"start": 9247.78, "end": 9254.5, "text": " Tomato soup. Mushroom soup. I hope you enjoy. Have yourself a great night, man. Thank you."}, {"start": 9255.7, "end": 9257.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9258.94, "end": 9262.18, "text": " Love games like this chat. I swear I do I swear"}, {"start": 9262.820000000002, "end": 9265.7, "text": " Ain't nothing like I don't like it bro. I swear. I love these games man"}, {"start": 9266.62, "end": 9268.62, "text": " Who just do think he tough walking in here?"}, {"start": 9273.34, "end": 9278.460000000001, "text": " What's up, man chicken sandwich and soup hurry"}, {"start": 9279.5, "end": 9281.5, "text": " Wow, how polite I"}, {"start": 9281.94, "end": 9283.94, "text": " Got you chicken sandwich and soup"}, {"start": 9285.7, "end": 9290.02, "text": " The only thing bad about this job is the creepy stuff and the rude customers, but I can handle that"}, {"start": 9290.26, "end": 9292.26, "text": " You know how I can handle that watch this"}, {"start": 9297.42, "end": 9299.42, "text": " That's your flavor on that thing"}, {"start": 9300.18, "end": 9302.18, "text": " Okay, tomato lettuce ketchup"}, {"start": 9303.140000000001, "end": 9304.78, "text": " lettuce"}, {"start": 9304.78, "end": 9307.86, "text": " Tomato you won't get on there and cheddar on there"}, {"start": 9308.380000000001, "end": 9309.86, "text": " boom"}, {"start": 9309.86, "end": 9310.94, "text": " cheddar"}, {"start": 9310.94, "end": 9315.26, "text": " And you won't mustard and ketchup full. This is a full house right here"}, {"start": 9315.7, "end": 9323.18, "text": " boom boom there's your sandwich"}, {"start": 9323.18, "end": 9343.960000000001, "text": " That better not come out of my paycheck, Chad!"}, {"start": 9343.960000000001, "end": 9346.08, "text": " It better not!"}, {"start": 9346.08, "end": 9347.08, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 9347.08, "end": 9349.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9349.08, "end": 9351.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9351.08, "end": 9360.38, "text": " I already do it."}, {"start": 9360.38, "end": 9380.08, "text": " He probably just tried to, he's probably trying to do like a fast food, infinite fast,"}, {"start": 9380.08, "end": 9385.28, "text": " free fast food glitch where he comes in here he does that he calls after I give him his one sand"}, {"start": 9385.28, "end": 9389.44, "text": " which he gets the other one out of the trash can while I'm in there and he gets one out of"}, {"start": 9389.44, "end": 9393.68, "text": " trash can and here he gets two for one how much in a bay he's scamming me how much you want to"}, {"start": 9393.68, "end": 9404.48, "text": " bet that's a scam operation how much you want to bet it that's what the sauce is on first"}, {"start": 9404.48, "end": 9420.52, "text": " ketchup, mustard, onion, cheddar, tomato, lettuce, onion, cheddar, tomato, lettuce, there's your"}, {"start": 9420.52, "end": 9438.640000000001, "text": " sandwich you you incompetent you couldn't even make a sandwich yeah I gave it to"}, {"start": 9438.640000000001, "end": 9442.0, "text": " you exactly how it's supposed to come"}, {"start": 9442.0, "end": 9452.32, "text": " I wish I hope that dude comes back in here."}, {"start": 9452.32, "end": 9453.8, "text": " I hope that dude comes back in here."}, {"start": 9453.8, "end": 9459.12, "text": " Mine ain't going to wait, so I'm going to give this like an alley cat or something."}, {"start": 9459.12, "end": 9460.12, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 9460.12, "end": 9461.12, "text": " One second."}, {"start": 9461.12, "end": 9465.84, "text": " Yo, case any stray cats out here, I got y'all."}, {"start": 9465.84, "end": 9470.84, "text": " Hold that."}, {"start": 9470.84, "end": 9471.84, "text": " How you doing, sir?"}, {"start": 9471.84, "end": 9475.56, "text": " Man, today's worse than yesterday."}, {"start": 9475.56, "end": 9477.56, "text": " Man, that sucks."}, {"start": 9477.56, "end": 9481.92, "text": " Can I get a sandwich with three beers?"}, {"start": 9481.92, "end": 9483.32, "text": " Ooh, three of them things?"}, {"start": 9483.32, "end": 9485.4, "text": " I mean, hey, I hope you didn't drive here."}, {"start": 9485.4, "end": 9487.56, "text": " I hope you just walked."}, {"start": 9487.56, "end": 9489.56, "text": " Chicken lettuce and onion, he's keeping it simple."}, {"start": 9489.56, "end": 9492.12, "text": " No sauce is kind of crazy."}, {"start": 9492.12, "end": 9495.24, "text": " But okay, chicken lettuce and onion."}, {"start": 9495.24, "end": 9497.56, "text": " There goes the onion."}, {"start": 9497.56, "end": 9500.76, "text": " Oh, that's still raw."}, {"start": 9500.76, "end": 9503.08, "text": " Hurry up, this piece of chicken ain't cooking."}, {"start": 9503.08, "end": 9504.16, "text": " There we go, cook."}, {"start": 9505.28, "end": 9506.92, "text": " Lettuce."}, {"start": 9506.92, "end": 9509.32, "text": " All right, sir, I got you three beers coming right up."}, {"start": 9509.32, "end": 9510.48, "text": " One minute."}, {"start": 9510.48, "end": 9511.56, "text": " Beer number one."}, {"start": 9512.880000000001, "end": 9513.880000000001, "text": " Beer number two."}, {"start": 9523.76, "end": 9524.800000000001, "text": " Beer number two."}, {"start": 9525.960000000001, "end": 9527.0, "text": " Beer number three."}, {"start": 9529.0, "end": 9530.0, "text": " Sir, I thought."}, {"start": 9530.76, "end": 9537.32, "text": " beer number three I got fired today three years at the same place not even a"}, {"start": 9537.32, "end": 9543.16, "text": " thank you that's tough man sorry to hear that"}, {"start": 9543.16, "end": 9548.4, "text": " sometimes you wish you were some guy making sandwiches appreciate what you've"}, {"start": 9548.4, "end": 9556.16, "text": " got just some guy yeah forget it"}, {"start": 9560.76, "end": 9567.76, "text": " Is he talking down to me? Big dog. I could have put..."}, {"start": 9567.76, "end": 9571.76, "text": " Not that that sandwich."}, {"start": 9571.76, "end": 9578.76, "text": " You know how much? That's a big sandwich."}, {"start": 9578.76, "end": 9585.76, "text": " You're a scientist."}, {"start": 9585.76, "end": 9589.76, "text": " Anyway, Ches my customer service been on point today."}, {"start": 9589.76, "end": 9593.76, "text": " We got a doctor coming here, bro got motion."}, {"start": 9593.76, "end": 9595.76, "text": " How you doing, sir?"}, {"start": 9595.76, "end": 9596.76, "text": " Good night."}, {"start": 9596.76, "end": 9597.76, "text": " All right, good night."}, {"start": 9597.76, "end": 9599.76, "text": " You have a good one."}, {"start": 9599.76, "end": 9600.76, "text": " Scientific work."}, {"start": 9600.76, "end": 9601.76, "text": " It's exhausting."}, {"start": 9601.76, "end": 9603.76, "text": " Oh, you're a scientist."}, {"start": 9603.76, "end": 9605.76, "text": " I'll take two sandwiches in a suit."}, {"start": 9605.76, "end": 9606.76, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 9606.76, "end": 9607.76, "text": " Oh, he's based for that."}, {"start": 9607.76, "end": 9614.48, "text": " mushroom soup coming in first you want a beef and a chicken sandwich let's get"}, {"start": 9614.48, "end": 9618.92, "text": " the beef going first I'm going to cook the chicken though I'm getting them a"}, {"start": 9618.92, "end": 9623.56, "text": " side sear going on that that's my newest cooking stretch that it's called the queso"}, {"start": 9623.56, "end": 9628.56, "text": " side sear strap it may look crazy but it gives you the best steak ever"}, {"start": 9628.56, "end": 9638.66, "text": " Shadowburn mustard. I'm a steak, I mean okay. There goes your steak sandwich. Now I got"}, {"start": 9638.66, "end": 9643.6, "text": " your chicken sandwich coming up. Chicken, lettuce and ketchup. This still"}, {"start": 9643.6, "end": 9659.76, "text": " combinations are. There you are sir. There but a lot of power out is. Recently. Last week"}, {"start": 9659.76, "end": 9665.56, "text": " I saw people in the municipal building on the municipal building roof. They were setting"}, {"start": 9665.56, "end": 9672.32, "text": " up something like an antenna. Then the power just cut out. Do you know what that antenna"}, {"start": 9672.32, "end": 9680.8, "text": " does? No, some kind of TV channel maybe. You're very ignorant my friend, you need to wake up."}, {"start": 9694.72, "end": 9700.8, "text": " Let me guess sir, is it a flop camera? Frequencies my friend, frequencies."}, {"start": 9702.32, "end": 9709.4, "text": " Who was that strange man? I better take a toilet. Probably a flop camera."}, {"start": 9709.4, "end": 9718.92, "text": " Hey, yo, big doll. You the dude that disrespected me earlier. Where are you at? I just saw you"}, {"start": 9718.92, "end": 9722.4, "text": " walk in here."}, {"start": 9722.4, "end": 9747.6, "text": " I don't know who to be more afraid of Mr. Sandwich or the weird"}, {"start": 9747.6, "end": 9754.6, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 9754.6, "end": 9763.6, "text": " Bruh, uh-uh, why is like everything trying to kill me?"}, {"start": 9763.6, "end": 9765.6, "text": " That sandwich's still over there."}, {"start": 9765.6, "end": 9767.6, "text": " Where goes that sandwich I threw out earlier?"}, {"start": 9767.6, "end": 9770.6, "text": " They still got steam rolling off of it."}, {"start": 9770.6, "end": 9792.76, "text": " Okay. Stay away. Okay, so chat we got multiple problems. First problem, a lot of our customers"}, {"start": 9792.76, "end": 9800.140000000001, "text": " are rude. Second problem. There's like multiple people stalking me. Third problem in the"}, {"start": 9800.14, "end": 9805.099999999999, "text": " biggest problem is that the mass stock that we are forced to work with every day is haunted."}, {"start": 9806.699999999999, "end": 9813.42, "text": " Hello. Hey, are you okay? You look really scared. Yeah, I just experienced some strange things."}, {"start": 9814.859999999999, "end": 9818.3, "text": " I'm sure it's just because you're tired. Sometimes things like that can happen."}, {"start": 9819.34, "end": 9821.66, "text": " No, that's not it."}, {"start": 9821.66, "end": 9826.66, "text": " Hey, I'm ready to break up."}, {"start": 9826.66, "end": 9829.66, "text": " I've done spilled my heart out to you."}, {"start": 9829.66, "end": 9832.66, "text": " I told you, I'm going through some stuff."}, {"start": 9832.66, "end": 9838.66, "text": " And you're going to downplay that and tell me it's just because I'm tired."}, {"start": 9844.66, "end": 9847.66, "text": " I think we should go our separate ways."}, {"start": 9847.66, "end": 9850.66, "text": " Go home and get some rest."}, {"start": 9850.66, "end": 9855.66, "text": " What you tell my boss that you want anything to eat?"}, {"start": 9855.66, "end": 9857.66, "text": " Yeah, soup will be nice."}, {"start": 9857.66, "end": 9858.66, "text": " Let it be."}, {"start": 9858.66, "end": 9860.66, "text": " Hey, let it be a tomato soup."}, {"start": 9860.66, "end": 9861.66, "text": " I'm breaking up right now."}, {"start": 9861.66, "end": 9863.66, "text": " If I turn around to see tomato soup."}, {"start": 9863.66, "end": 9865.66, "text": " Goodbye."}, {"start": 9865.66, "end": 9870.66, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 9870.66, "end": 9872.66, "text": " You talk about."}, {"start": 9872.66, "end": 9874.66, "text": " You need the mate of soup!"}, {"start": 9889.3, "end": 9890.3, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 9891.5, "end": 9893.9, "text": " Thank you, take care of yourself. You're very important to me."}, {"start": 9893.9, "end": 9895.4, "text": " Crap."}, {"start": 9895.4, "end": 9897.4, "text": " See you later. You lying, though."}, {"start": 9899.1, "end": 9900.539999999999, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 9900.539999999999, "end": 9902.3, "text": " Catch you later. We're gonna go to the movies, right?"}, {"start": 9902.300000000001, "end": 9912.02, "text": " exactly yesterday. Not bad. Man, who called? Gone drop."}, {"start": 9912.220000000001, "end": 9916.1, "text": " Golly made that. Yeah."}, {"start": 9918.380000000001, "end": 9926.02, "text": " Hello? Hey, how's it going? Long day, huh? You're doing a great job. Go ahead"}, {"start": 9926.02, "end": 9929.26, "text": " and clean up then head out. How does he know I'm doing a great job? Chad, is"}, {"start": 9929.26, "end": 9931.26, "text": " Do you have cameras watching me or something?"}, {"start": 9935.76, "end": 9938.26, "text": " Chat, the boss might have cameras watching us."}, {"start": 9941.960000000001, "end": 9944.26, "text": " Wait, that's where that flop camera came in."}, {"start": 9944.26, "end": 9948.26, "text": " The boss put up the flop camera and he's just watching us."}, {"start": 9950.460000000001, "end": 9952.76, "text": " What if the boss is in the mascot?"}, {"start": 9952.76, "end": 9962.84, "text": " Wait, you actually might be on to something, no joke."}, {"start": 9962.84, "end": 9966.52, "text": " That would expla- wait."}, {"start": 9966.52, "end": 9970.960000000001, "text": " I think you're actually on to something right now."}, {"start": 9970.960000000001, "end": 9973.08, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 9973.08, "end": 9986.76, "text": " It actually could be chat, no jokes."}, {"start": 9986.76, "end": 9989.76, "text": " Day three."}, {"start": 9989.76, "end": 9990.76, "text": " In other words, GG."}, {"start": 9990.76, "end": 9991.76, "text": " Oh look at that, we got cookies."}, {"start": 9991.76, "end": 9992.76, "text": " Haha, you see."}, {"start": 9992.76, "end": 9993.76, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9993.76, "end": 9994.76, "text": " New day, huh?"}, {"start": 9994.76, "end": 9995.76, "text": " Hope you're enjoying the video."}, {"start": 9995.76, "end": 10007.4, "text": " Hello? New day, huh? Hope you're enjoying the work. I'm not, but okay. Let's keep growing"}, {"start": 10007.4, "end": 10014.960000000001, "text": " the business. Let's. Big dog. You're the one that owns a place. I'm making $2 an hour."}, {"start": 10014.960000000001, "end": 10021.92, "text": " Let's keep growing the business. Bro, I'm just slinging sandwiches. I added cookies"}, {"start": 10021.92, "end": 10029.12, "text": " to the menu. Shouldn't be too hard for you and remember we're a family. Whoa, hold up."}, {"start": 10029.12, "end": 10036.36, "text": " Why is he being extra weird today? Hold up! Uh-uh."}, {"start": 10036.36, "end": 10048.52, "text": " Cookie! Cookie!"}, {"start": 10048.52, "end": 10053.36, "text": " So you got a microwave before we get out, all right, I got it."}, {"start": 10053.36, "end": 10054.960000000001, "text": " Mascot keeps changing."}, {"start": 10073.800000000001, "end": 10074.300000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10078.52, "end": 10081.52, "text": " How can I help you?"}, {"start": 10081.52, "end": 10084.52, "text": " Hey man, can I get a cookie and a soda?"}, {"start": 10084.52, "end": 10088.52, "text": " Wait, you're the guy who paid me with a bottle cap."}, {"start": 10088.52, "end": 10091.52, "text": " Yeah, that was a misunderstanding, my bad."}, {"start": 10091.52, "end": 10094.52, "text": " Don't worry, I'll fix it today."}, {"start": 10094.52, "end": 10097.52, "text": " This is a no-service type deal right here."}, {"start": 10097.52, "end": 10099.52, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 10099.52, "end": 10104.52, "text": " I'm going to go to the"}, {"start": 10104.52, "end": 10110.52, "text": " to once boom microwave those"}, {"start": 10110.52, "end": 10117.52, "text": " chat why does the mascot have a knife"}, {"start": 10117.52, "end": 10122.52, "text": " but how do I"}, {"start": 10122.52, "end": 10126.52, "text": " Oh they go in singles only oh okay I got it"}, {"start": 10126.52, "end": 10128.52, "text": " Going"}, {"start": 10129.32, "end": 10135.18, "text": " Is it not oh you can only microwave one at a time to I'm stupid. Okay. We're good"}, {"start": 10139.36, "end": 10144.7, "text": " Boom there's that and you want two sodas one soda"}, {"start": 10146.380000000001, "end": 10153.66, "text": " Two soda I got a free discount coupon from last time. I'll use that covers my debt too"}, {"start": 10153.66, "end": 10157.66, "text": " Yo, you come back in or I'm shooting you next time I'm just saying."}, {"start": 10157.66, "end": 10160.66, "text": " Yo, next time you come in here I'm shooting you by the way."}, {"start": 10160.66, "end": 10162.66, "text": " That's the second time I'll let you get away with that."}, {"start": 10162.66, "end": 10163.66, "text": " You're dead next time you come in here."}, {"start": 10163.66, "end": 10165.66, "text": " I'm on site, literally."}, {"start": 10173.66, "end": 10175.66, "text": " How you doing, ma'am?"}, {"start": 10176.66, "end": 10178.66, "text": " Our senses let us here."}, {"start": 10178.66, "end": 10184.58, "text": " We'll have a sandwich, a cookie, and a soup."}, {"start": 10184.58, "end": 10186.38, "text": " Who is we?"}, {"start": 10186.38, "end": 10190.82, "text": " Ma'am, what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 10190.82, "end": 10193.5, "text": " Who is we?"}, {"start": 10193.5, "end": 10194.98, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 10194.98, "end": 10208.5, "text": " Chicken sandwich with onion, onion, cheddar, and then mustard and ketchup."}, {"start": 10208.5, "end": 10231.94, "text": " I just ate lunch recap we got a job at a sandwich making place and the mascot that's here keeps"}, {"start": 10231.94, "end": 10236.22, "text": " following us around and watching us and he just pulled a knife on me I don't know what's"}, {"start": 10236.22, "end": 10243.019999999999, "text": " going on. I honestly do not know what's going on. Let me get your cookie going ma'am. There"}, {"start": 10243.019999999999, "end": 10253.46, "text": " you go. Let me get you made a soup. Boom. Enjoy that. Cookie done. There you go. Can you see"}, {"start": 10253.460000000001, "end": 10262.640000000001, "text": " something's needed we need to go wait she wasn't lying wait what she wasn't"}, {"start": 10262.640000000001, "end": 10265.080000000002, "text": " camping"}, {"start": 10268.36, "end": 10275.900000000001, "text": " shout I'm so scared of a mascot bro stop Lucas with the five look at all this"}, {"start": 10275.9, "end": 10284.08, "text": " student literally has a gun in his hand. Sir, this dude literally has a gun in his"}, {"start": 10284.08, "end": 10295.9, "text": " hand. He wants a sandwich. Who does? The boss doesn't like to wait. Move. Or this"}, {"start": 10295.9, "end": 10303.6, "text": " will be the last sandwich you ever make. Oh, this dude from the mafia. Chicken and"}, {"start": 10303.6, "end": 10305.6, "text": " chicken and onion sandwich"}, {"start": 10309.6, "end": 10311.6, "text": " 4 cents"}, {"start": 10313.6, "end": 10315.6, "text": " chicken and onion"}, {"start": 10315.6, "end": 10317.6, "text": " beef, beef, chicken"}, {"start": 10317.6, "end": 10319.6, "text": " ah sorry I'm sorry"}, {"start": 10319.6, "end": 10321.6, "text": " beef, beef"}, {"start": 10321.6, "end": 10323.6, "text": " chicken"}, {"start": 10325.6, "end": 10327.6, "text": " beef"}, {"start": 10329.6, "end": 10331.6, "text": " beef, chicken"}, {"start": 10331.6, "end": 10333.68, "text": " Sir, please, cheddar tomato."}, {"start": 10333.68, "end": 10336.0, "text": " Cheddar tomato."}, {"start": 10336.0, "end": 10337.04, "text": " There's another one."}, {"start": 10337.04, "end": 10338.84, "text": " Sir, hold on, that's two of four."}, {"start": 10338.84, "end": 10340.720000000001, "text": " You gave me a large order right here."}, {"start": 10340.720000000001, "end": 10342.56, "text": " Chicken, lettuce, and tomato."}, {"start": 10342.56, "end": 10343.4, "text": " Lettuce."}, {"start": 10344.640000000001, "end": 10346.08, "text": " Sir, relax, I'm ma-"}, {"start": 10347.56, "end": 10348.4, "text": " Beef."}, {"start": 10350.32, "end": 10351.16, "text": " Beef."}, {"start": 10352.880000000001, "end": 10354.0, "text": " Lettuce."}, {"start": 10354.0, "end": 10355.08, "text": " Mustard and ketchup."}, {"start": 10359.08, "end": 10360.6, "text": " There you go, there you go."}, {"start": 10360.6, "end": 10363.140000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, bro, what?"}, {"start": 10370.34, "end": 10372.98, "text": " Why is the mockery just coming in here?"}, {"start": 10374.300000000001, "end": 10375.82, "text": " They followed me to the stanky shores"}, {"start": 10375.82, "end": 10378.220000000001, "text": " and the sand which is making place."}, {"start": 10378.220000000001, "end": 10379.18, "text": " You're not letting me sit here?"}, {"start": 10379.18, "end": 10380.68, "text": " I didn't pick up the mic."}, {"start": 10384.78, "end": 10386.18, "text": " Oh, Gertrude's back."}, {"start": 10390.6, "end": 10392.6, "text": " Hey Gertrude, how you doing? You're back?"}, {"start": 10395.460000000001, "end": 10401.34, "text": " Hello, dear, I'd like some cookies and a soda for my grandchildren your grandchildren couldn't come get them"}, {"start": 10401.34, "end": 10404.220000000001, "text": " I know your grandchildren down to be in their 40s old as you looking"}, {"start": 10404.74, "end": 10409.1, "text": " They couldn't come get them on their own. They sit there poor old grandma to come get them man. That's great"}, {"start": 10409.34, "end": 10413.34, "text": " Yo, you me go talk to him Gertrude. I'll go talk to him"}, {"start": 10413.34, "end": 10420.34, "text": " That's crazy. They're sending"}, {"start": 10420.34, "end": 10423.34, "text": " her over here to do this. That"}, {"start": 10423.34, "end": 10427.34, "text": " is crazy. You want another"}, {"start": 10427.34, "end": 10431.34, "text": " cookie? I got you right here."}, {"start": 10431.34, "end": 10436.34, "text": " There you go. You want you a"}, {"start": 10436.34, "end": 10438.34, "text": " soda too? There you go, grand"}, {"start": 10438.34, "end": 10441.34, "text": " grand. Oh, these one cookies."}, {"start": 10441.34, "end": 10447.34, "text": " for real Chad. Thank you. That's"}, {"start": 10447.34, "end": 10449.34, "text": " my favorite customer so far. No"}, {"start": 10449.34, "end": 10452.34, "text": " joke. That's my favorite"}, {"start": 10452.34, "end": 10455.34, "text": " customers. Gertrude."}, {"start": 10458.34, "end": 10461.34, "text": " Chad am I doing good? Be honest."}, {"start": 10461.34, "end": 10464.34, "text": " Is this an escaped prisoner?"}, {"start": 10464.34, "end": 10469.34, "text": " Oh yes. I want something to"}, {"start": 10469.34, "end": 10477.28, "text": " want something to eat and drink. You're such a... what? Don't look at me like that. What"}, {"start": 10477.28, "end": 10478.28, "text": " What you mean?"}, {"start": 10478.28, "end": 10483.460000000001, "text": " I'm just hungry."}, {"start": 10483.460000000001, "end": 10488.320000000002, "text": " Soda."}, {"start": 10488.320000000002, "end": 10492.08, "text": " Chicken."}, {"start": 10492.08, "end": 10503.2, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 10503.2, "end": 10505.2, "text": " I don't have any money."}, {"start": 10505.2, "end": 10507.24, "text": " I'll pay you later."}, {"start": 10507.24, "end": 10513.24, "text": " Before the night's over maybe you can leave now"}, {"start": 10518.24, "end": 10520.24, "text": " Lou you with the five thank you"}, {"start": 10528.24, "end": 10536.24, "text": " Hello good night I'm gonna get a sandwich a cookie and some soup I got you"}, {"start": 10537.24, "end": 10539.88, "text": " Tomato soup, let me get that going first. Boom."}, {"start": 10540.92, "end": 10545.32, "text": " Sandwich, you want a chicken sandwich? I got you right here. Chat, is my customer service not on"}, {"start": 10545.32, "end": 10554.68, "text": " point? I mean, be for real. Y'all know what is. Don't lie. Lettuce, onion, and mustard. Onion,"}, {"start": 10555.88, "end": 10562.44, "text": " lettuce, and mustard. I hear you microwave!"}, {"start": 10592.44, "end": 10594.44, "text": " Hello, you're doing great."}, {"start": 10595.44, "end": 10598.44, "text": " The former employees used to say strange things happened here."}, {"start": 10599.44, "end": 10602.44, "text": " Fortunately, you're not making up ridiculous excuses like that."}, {"start": 10605.44, "end": 10608.44, "text": " The mascot pulled a knife on me."}, {"start": 10610.44, "end": 10612.44, "text": " What is he talking about?"}, {"start": 10612.44, "end": 10633.58, "text": " What does he mean by making up particular stuff chat y'all saw it this mascot pulled a knife"}, {"start": 10633.58, "end": 10637.18, "text": " on me. Hello?"}, {"start": 10640.78, "end": 10645.42, "text": " Jack, who here thinks that the boss is living in the mascot? Who thinks that?"}, {"start": 10645.42, "end": 10651.18, "text": " That actually was a good theory, no joke, but the question is like why?"}, {"start": 10659.58, "end": 10662.86, "text": " The food you made was delicious so I thought I'd stop by while I was"}, {"start": 10662.86, "end": 10668.380000000001, "text": " passing through. If the cops can't catch me, we'll see each other one more time. Okay,"}, {"start": 10668.380000000001, "end": 10675.1, "text": " get out of my face for real. Actually, I'd like to get out of my face for your own good."}, {"start": 10675.1, "end": 10678.94, "text": " I swear. Dude is a creep."}, {"start": 10683.66, "end": 10685.5, "text": " We should have called the cops on him already."}, {"start": 10688.380000000001, "end": 10692.300000000001, "text": " There we go. Let's get out of here. That was a kind of a rough day. It started off"}, {"start": 10692.300000000001, "end": 10696.94, "text": " bad with the mascot pulling a knife on me."}, {"start": 10703.740000000002, "end": 10708.220000000001, "text": " GG day four. What's your checkers order? I'm about to get some"}, {"start": 10708.220000000001, "end": 10712.220000000001, "text": " deep-sea double with some fries. Deep-sea double is"}, {"start": 10712.220000000001, "end": 10714.62, "text": " goaded."}, {"start": 10715.900000000001, "end": 10721.580000000002, "text": " Hello? How could I have forgotten this? The other day I found a coffee machine"}, {"start": 10721.58, "end": 10728.02, "text": " for a really good price it should go great with the cookies of course I'm"}, {"start": 10728.02, "end": 10731.26, "text": " not going to explain how to make the coffee oh of course you're not"}, {"start": 10731.26, "end": 10738.18, "text": " elbows you know I'm a busy man no you're not you live in a mascot outfit"}, {"start": 10738.18, "end": 10741.7, "text": " so I'll make the coffee"}, {"start": 10741.7, "end": 10753.58, "text": " How he wow that's it no no creamer no nothing like that okay that's"}, {"start": 10758.78, "end": 10761.78, "text": " chat why"}, {"start": 10763.1, "end": 10766.5, "text": " bro stop"}, {"start": 10766.5, "end": 10771.5, "text": " Why is he there?"}, {"start": 10771.5, "end": 10776.5, "text": " Hey ma'am, how are you?"}, {"start": 10776.5, "end": 10778.5, "text": " Hi, good evening."}, {"start": 10778.5, "end": 10781.5, "text": " Did you make me a coffee, a cookie, and a sandwich?"}, {"start": 10781.5, "end": 10783.5, "text": " I most certainly can, ma'am."}, {"start": 10783.5, "end": 10789.5, "text": " Oh, I did not!"}, {"start": 10789.5, "end": 10791.5, "text": " We're cutting expenses, I'm sorry ma'am."}, {"start": 10791.5, "end": 10803.84, "text": " that one. There we go. Coffee, cookie, let me get your sandwich going. You want"}, {"start": 10803.84, "end": 10809.36, "text": " you a chicken sandwich? I got you right here ma'am. Chicken, cheddar and lettuce"}, {"start": 10809.36, "end": 10815.28, "text": " and some other stuff on it. Boom, boom, cook. Now look how quick I am with it."}, {"start": 10815.960000000001, "end": 10817.960000000001, "text": " Mustard and ketchup"}, {"start": 10820.720000000001, "end": 10822.720000000001, "text": " Mustard"}, {"start": 10823.560000000001, "end": 10829.24, "text": " Five-second rule true chat. Do y'all abide by the five-second rule or when something hits the ground y'all throw it away"}, {"start": 10829.24, "end": 10832.880000000001, "text": " Not gonna lie if unless it drops on a nasty floor"}, {"start": 10836.52, "end": 10838.52, "text": " It's fair game"}, {"start": 10838.86, "end": 10844.68, "text": " Thanks, you're not bad at this. Wow. What a great compliment man. Thank you. You're not bad at this"}, {"start": 10845.28, "end": 10852.28, "text": " Have a good night."}, {"start": 10852.28, "end": 10860.28, "text": " 45 minute rule."}, {"start": 10860.28, "end": 10864.28, "text": " Hey, hey, I think someone's following me."}, {"start": 10864.28, "end": 10867.28, "text": " You think someone's following you?"}, {"start": 10867.28, "end": 10873.28, "text": " I've been getting stalked for four days."}, {"start": 10873.28, "end": 10882.400000000001, "text": " and you just don't make this about you. Hey, look here, Samantha. This ain't gonna work."}, {"start": 10882.400000000001, "end": 10894.720000000001, "text": " This look, I just ain't gonna work. I'm gonna focus on myself and let's move on out of here."}, {"start": 10894.720000000001, "end": 10901.880000000001, "text": " I think the same person's following me too. King playing with the five. We should call"}, {"start": 10901.880000000001, "end": 10908.080000000002, "text": " a police. No, there's no need. I think it's my ex-boyfriend. I'll handle it. If you get"}, {"start": 10908.080000000002, "end": 10914.560000000001, "text": " involved, I didn't mean to skip that. Are you sure? Don't worry. He won't hurt me. How"}, {"start": 10914.560000000001, "end": 10927.28, "text": " do you know that? Wait, how do you know that? Wait, wait, come on, come on! How does she"}, {"start": 10927.28, "end": 10940.76, "text": " know that? He's following you. What do you mean he won't? I'm sick of you man. You got"}, {"start": 10940.76, "end": 10950.16, "text": " a problem? Don't you realize what a mesmerizing beauty she has? What are you saying about"}, {"start": 10950.16, "end": 10957.64, "text": " my girlfriend you idiot what girlfriend I was talking about your mascot's beauty"}, {"start": 10967.96, "end": 10973.4, "text": " chat what is going on in this town there's like two or three normal"}, {"start": 10973.4, "end": 10978.6, "text": " customers everybody else is straight tweaking"}, {"start": 10980.16, "end": 10996.56, "text": " Where's my gun?"}, {"start": 10996.56, "end": 10997.56, "text": " Where's my gun?"}, {"start": 10997.56, "end": 10999.44, "text": " I'm bopped up."}, {"start": 10999.44, "end": 11000.94, "text": " Where's my gun at?"}, {"start": 11000.94, "end": 11004.2, "text": " Yo, you're not getting nothing out of here."}, {"start": 11004.2, "end": 11005.8, "text": " You better get out of here, seriously."}, {"start": 11005.8, "end": 11008.32, "text": " Hey man, how were you shut up talking to me?"}, {"start": 11008.32, "end": 11009.32, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 11009.32, "end": 11012.56, "text": " I'm really glad coffee was added to the menu."}, {"start": 11012.56, "end": 11014.8, "text": " If you don't have money, you're not getting anything this time."}, {"start": 11014.8, "end": 11020.32, "text": " For the last two times, you paid with ridiculous nonsense and left."}, {"start": 11020.32, "end": 11021.96, "text": " It's not ridiculous nonsense."}, {"start": 11021.96, "end": 11025.8, "text": " It's just your point of view at the end of the day, the things I gave you were paper"}, {"start": 11025.8, "end": 11026.8, "text": " too, weren't they?"}, {"start": 11026.8, "end": 11028.279999999999, "text": " I swear on everything I love."}, {"start": 11039.32, "end": 11048.199999999999, "text": " I swear on everything I love, you better get out of my store."}, {"start": 11048.199999999999, "end": 11059.199999999999, "text": " I'm giving you about 30 seconds, if that, to get up out of my store."}, {"start": 11059.2, "end": 11069.2, "text": " I'm not sure if I'm going to"}, {"start": 11089.2, "end": 11095.68, "text": " That scared me that why didn't it scare him? That's who I was trying to scare"}, {"start": 11100.68, "end": 11106.86, "text": " What do you want coffee? No, I don't like coffee. He just said he's happy coffee was added to the I"}, {"start": 11108.52, "end": 11114.68, "text": " Want a sandwich in soup this dude's unlawful as mine this dude actually done lost as my cat like fully done lost it"}, {"start": 11115.640000000001, "end": 11117.640000000001, "text": " This is ridiculous. Why?"}, {"start": 11117.64, "end": 11137.46, "text": " Why are we taking this dude's order why matter of fact do I care no forget my"}, {"start": 11137.46, "end": 11141.359999999999, "text": " boss he can steal all he wants to I don't know why I'm tweaking yeah forget"}, {"start": 11141.359999999999, "end": 11145.599999999999, "text": " this place why am I even tweaking I don't care about this place you know"}, {"start": 11145.6, "end": 11151.56, "text": " what sir I got you no joke sir I got you right here forget my balls no matter"}, {"start": 11151.56, "end": 11155.6, "text": " fact I'll put you some extra on us all"}, {"start": 11155.6, "end": 11157.6, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11157.6, "end": 11184.6, "text": " Well that actually just scared me so bad."}, {"start": 11184.6, "end": 11197.56, "text": " actually just scared me so bad. I don't know why that just scared me so bad. Bro, what was that?"}, {"start": 11201.800000000001, "end": 11206.92, "text": " What's up with the sandwich you got? Do-do on it. Don't matter. Take it. You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 11206.92, "end": 11218.460000000001, "text": " I gotta remake the sandwich. That's bad too since when no way"}, {"start": 11224.38, "end": 11227.22, "text": " Cheddar tomato mustard cheddar"}, {"start": 11228.8, "end": 11234.02, "text": " Tomato mustard Chad did that get you to be honest no live don't be tough now be real with me"}, {"start": 11234.02, "end": 11240.02, "text": " It's a steak sandwich."}, {"start": 11240.02, "end": 11244.02, "text": " Tomato lettuce cheddar."}, {"start": 11244.02, "end": 11246.02, "text": " No cap."}, {"start": 11246.02, "end": 11249.02, "text": " Oh, y'all so tough, huh, Chad?"}, {"start": 11249.02, "end": 11253.02, "text": " Lettuce, tomato, cheddar."}, {"start": 11253.02, "end": 11257.02, "text": " Y'all so tough, huh, Chad? You didn't get jump skirt."}, {"start": 11257.02, "end": 11262.02, "text": " Hey, thanks, man. See you around. Yeah, get out of here."}, {"start": 11262.02, "end": 11276.640000000001, "text": " Give money dude actually paid Wow all the scientists back in here who insulted me"}, {"start": 11276.640000000001, "end": 11282.62, "text": " greatly yeah good evening have you noticed anything about the frequencies big"}, {"start": 11282.62, "end": 11286.060000000001, "text": " dog just order a sandwich or something I don't know about no frequencies I'm"}, {"start": 11286.060000000001, "end": 11291.26, "text": " just trying to make it through the day man what kind of things have strange"}, {"start": 11291.26, "end": 11300.22, "text": " event started happening. Do you know something? My friend, I know far too much, but I'm very"}, {"start": 11300.22, "end": 11305.26, "text": " hungry right now, so we'll talk about that later. I have a sandwich and a coffee and a warm cookie,"}, {"start": 11305.26, "end": 11312.78, "text": " I got you right here. Sandwich, he's going chicken on a sandwich, chat. Chicken, let's get a cookie"}, {"start": 11312.78, "end": 11318.78, "text": " going, boom, chat. My customer service is actually ridiculously good and y'all know it,"}, {"start": 11318.78, "end": 11328.460000000001, "text": " don't lie lettuce tomato ketchup tomato lettuce ketchup boom there's that get that cookie going"}, {"start": 11329.02, "end": 11332.460000000001, "text": " boom get that coffee going look how quick i am with it"}, {"start": 11336.62, "end": 11337.26, "text": " oh another"}, {"start": 11337.26, "end": 11344.26, "text": " You have a microwave sound like a bomb about to go off."}, {"start": 11344.26, "end": 11348.26, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 11348.26, "end": 11350.26, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 11350.26, "end": 11352.26, "text": " You should be careful with the frequencies."}, {"start": 11352.26, "end": 11354.26, "text": " They make you see things you're not supposed to see."}, {"start": 11354.26, "end": 11356.26, "text": " They can mess with your mind."}, {"start": 11356.26, "end": 11360.26, "text": " Everybody's trying to tell me, chat that it's in my mind and it's not."}, {"start": 11360.26, "end": 11362.26, "text": " Y'all see it too."}, {"start": 11362.26, "end": 11365.26, "text": " And most importantly,"}, {"start": 11365.26, "end": 11369.9, "text": " One of the toilets is badly clogged. You should probably take a look good luck"}, {"start": 11371.02, "end": 11373.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11374.58, "end": 11379.7, "text": " You gotta be kidding me. I'm not washing my hands either. I ain't washing my hands"}, {"start": 11381.22, "end": 11383.460000000001, "text": " I'm a serve sandwich with no wash hands"}, {"start": 11395.26, "end": 11423.26, "text": " who? who? who? you gotta be kidding me. it's splashing"}, {"start": 11423.26, "end": 11425.26, "text": " Oh, that's so nasty."}, {"start": 11426.26, "end": 11429.26, "text": " Oh my goodness, that's actually so nasty."}, {"start": 11451.26, "end": 11452.26, "text": " How are you?"}, {"start": 11452.26, "end": 11458.24, "text": " hey hello can I get a coffee the cookie yes you can ma'am I just washed my hands"}, {"start": 11458.24, "end": 11465.56, "text": " too coffee to cookies and you didn't make to the sandwich man I'll be"}, {"start": 11465.56, "end": 11477.7, "text": " scared ma'am I'm scared another cookie already got a coffee cup coffee there you"}, {"start": 11477.7, "end": 11484.54, "text": " go your other cookies done too there you go thank you none of it just get your"}, {"start": 11484.54, "end": 11489.900000000001, "text": " sandwiches a beef sandwich chat what would you get a beef or a chicken sandwich"}, {"start": 11489.900000000001, "end": 11496.26, "text": " me personally I'm going beef on that"}, {"start": 11496.26, "end": 11503.7, "text": " beef lettuce catch up in mustard"}, {"start": 11506.7, "end": 11511.1, "text": " especially if it's grilled chicken now fried chicken yeah I'd go chicken over"}, {"start": 11511.1, "end": 11514.94, "text": " beef but if it's grilled I'm going"}, {"start": 11514.94, "end": 11521.94, "text": " I'm going to beef."}, {"start": 11521.94, "end": 11530.94, "text": " I got a lightheaded."}, {"start": 11530.94, "end": 11538.94, "text": " Move."}, {"start": 11538.94, "end": 11545.94, "text": " Who called then?"}, {"start": 11545.94, "end": 11546.94, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 11546.94, "end": 11550.94, "text": " Hey my friend, I hope you're doing well."}, {"start": 11550.94, "end": 11553.94, "text": " I'm tired of you calling me standing every night boss."}, {"start": 11553.94, "end": 11554.94, "text": " I hate this job."}, {"start": 11554.94, "end": 11555.94, "text": " I hate you."}, {"start": 11555.94, "end": 11556.94, "text": " I want to leave."}, {"start": 11556.94, "end": 11561.94, "text": " I have a huge surprise for you tomorrow, so be prepared."}, {"start": 11561.94, "end": 11563.94, "text": " The mascot is moving."}, {"start": 11563.94, "end": 11567.62, "text": " So be prepared the mascot is moving"}, {"start": 11568.66, "end": 11571.34, "text": " Don't be ridiculous, buddy. It's just a mascot"}, {"start": 11572.66, "end": 11577.220000000001, "text": " Anyway, I can't waste time with things like this. You better focus on your work, too"}, {"start": 11578.380000000001, "end": 11584.220000000001, "text": " He didn't believe me. Let me guess the huge surprise tomorrow is gonna be the fact that we're serving"}, {"start": 11584.22, "end": 11593.22, "text": " French fries! Yeah! I get to go flip-flop! Yeah, I want your flippings wide!"}, {"start": 11593.22, "end": 11599.22, "text": " Big surprise, bro. You ain't got nothing positive waiting for me, man."}, {"start": 11599.22, "end": 11601.22, "text": " You don't believe me that the mascot's moving."}, {"start": 11601.22, "end": 11605.22, "text": " He's young, quick, he wasn't getting off the phone, so when I brought that up..."}, {"start": 11605.22, "end": 11613.58, "text": " French fries are good not a good"}, {"start": 11613.58, "end": 11622.019999999999, "text": " don't get me wrong matter of fact it's one of the best foods you can eat in a"}, {"start": 11622.019999999999, "end": 11627.38, "text": " world not for you but just generally speaking I love me some French fries"}, {"start": 11627.380000000001, "end": 11640.7, "text": " I love me some french fries buddy."}, {"start": 11640.7, "end": 11641.7, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 11641.7, "end": 11642.7, "text": " Day 5."}, {"start": 11642.7, "end": 11643.7, "text": " A.K.A."}, {"start": 11643.7, "end": 11644.7, "text": " G.G."}, {"start": 11644.7, "end": 11647.500000000002, "text": " Okay the mascot's back in the normal spot."}, {"start": 11647.500000000002, "end": 11649.980000000001, "text": " Is there a fryer around here?"}, {"start": 11649.980000000001, "end": 11654.980000000001, "text": " Who woulda guessed chat?"}, {"start": 11654.98, "end": 11664.98, "text": " What a surprise. What a beautiful surprise. Hey my friend, I was thinking the other day"}, {"start": 11664.98, "end": 11670.9, "text": " and a brilliant idea came to me. Why don't we sell fried food alongside the sandwiches?"}, {"start": 11670.9, "end": 11677.539999999999, "text": " Chad, this dude thinks he's an innovator. This dude thinks he's a genius. I'm sure"}, {"start": 11677.54, "end": 11687.880000000001, "text": " people will love it that was the big that was the big surprise by them"}, {"start": 11687.880000000001, "end": 11689.880000000001, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 11689.880000000001, "end": 11691.880000000001, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 11691.880000000001, "end": 11693.880000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11693.880000000001, "end": 11695.880000000001, "text": " New customer?"}, {"start": 11695.880000000001, "end": 11697.880000000001, "text": " Oh, no, this is that one dude."}, {"start": 11697.880000000001, "end": 11698.880000000001, "text": " I actually like this guy."}, {"start": 11698.880000000001, "end": 11699.880000000001, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 11699.880000000001, "end": 11701.880000000001, "text": " How are you, man?"}, {"start": 11701.880000000001, "end": 11703.880000000001, "text": " Make me a nice sandwich and a coffee."}, {"start": 11703.880000000001, "end": 11705.880000000001, "text": " I'm not a big fan of coffee."}, {"start": 11705.880000000001, "end": 11707.880000000001, "text": " I'm not a big fan of coffee."}, {"start": 11707.880000000001, "end": 11709.880000000001, "text": " I'm not a big fan of coffee."}, {"start": 11709.880000000001, "end": 11711.880000000001, "text": " I'm not a big fan of coffee."}, {"start": 11711.880000000001, "end": 11713.880000000001, "text": " I'm not a big fan of coffee."}, {"start": 11713.880000000001, "end": 11715.880000000001, "text": " I'm not a big fan of coffee."}, {"start": 11715.880000000001, "end": 11718.080000000002, "text": " Make me a knife sandwich and a coffee."}, {"start": 11718.080000000002, "end": 11719.6, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 11719.6, "end": 11722.640000000001, "text": " Now, don't mention the French fries, the onion rings,"}, {"start": 11722.640000000001, "end": 11725.28, "text": " and all that that you want to, just fries and a coffee."}, {"start": 11743.2, "end": 11743.920000000002, "text": " Easy enough."}, {"start": 11745.880000000001, "end": 11748.640000000001, "text": " Hey, hey chat."}, {"start": 11748.640000000001, "end": 11753.640000000001, "text": " Hey, microplastic, look, deal with it."}, {"start": 11754.880000000001, "end": 11756.94, "text": " He wants an onion rings too."}, {"start": 11758.240000000002, "end": 11761.240000000002, "text": " Microplastic chat, sorry."}, {"start": 11764.36, "end": 11769.36, "text": " Boom, they done, they done, all right."}, {"start": 11769.36, "end": 11784.800000000001, "text": " on your rings. Why can't I get the french fries? The french fries not done? What? Lord"}, {"start": 11784.800000000001, "end": 11792.800000000001, "text": " had mercy, I'm wasting product. All right, Sam, let's get some beef going, Chad. Beef."}, {"start": 11792.800000000001, "end": 11803.920000000002, "text": " All right, lettuce, cheddar, lettuce, cheddar, onion,"}, {"start": 11803.920000000002, "end": 11806.920000000002, "text": " tomato, sandwiches done."}, {"start": 11806.920000000002, "end": 11808.920000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11808.920000000002, "end": 11812.880000000001, "text": " Beef, lettuce, tomato."}, {"start": 11812.880000000001, "end": 11815.880000000001, "text": " OK, those got to be."}, {"start": 11815.880000000001, "end": 11817.080000000002, "text": " I didn't put the beef on it."}, {"start": 11817.080000000002, "end": 11819.400000000001, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 11819.400000000001, "end": 11820.560000000001, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 11820.56, "end": 11823.1, "text": " Why didn't he put the meat on the sale?"}, {"start": 11823.1, "end": 11824.939999999999, "text": " Chad, I'm stressed."}, {"start": 11824.939999999999, "end": 11826.9, "text": " Are these fries done?"}, {"start": 11826.9, "end": 11828.619999999999, "text": " Why can't I get the fries?"}, {"start": 11834.82, "end": 11836.42, "text": " Wait, why can't I get the fries?"}, {"start": 11839.5, "end": 11840.34, "text": " The burp?"}, {"start": 11843.98, "end": 11844.98, "text": " I hate this job."}, {"start": 11844.98, "end": 11846.1, "text": " Chad, I hate this job."}, {"start": 11847.699999999999, "end": 11848.539999999999, "text": " I hate this job."}, {"start": 11848.539999999999, "end": 11849.58, "text": " I hate this job."}, {"start": 11850.56, "end": 11856.56, "text": " Why did y'all let me burn the fries?"}, {"start": 11856.56, "end": 11857.56, "text": " Sandwich."}, {"start": 11857.56, "end": 11861.56, "text": " Fresh, fries, cooked to perfection."}, {"start": 11861.56, "end": 11862.56, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 11887.56, "end": 11889.96, "text": " You gotta be fistin' me. Take the fries!"}, {"start": 11899.46, "end": 11902.46, "text": " I started a new job yesterday and the pay's pretty good too."}, {"start": 11903.06, "end": 11905.46, "text": " I'm happy for you. You looked sad the other day."}, {"start": 11906.46, "end": 11910.359999999999, "text": " Yeah, I feel really sorry for you. I wish you'd have to work in- Okay."}, {"start": 11917.56, "end": 11929.56, "text": " Why is everybody so rude? What's the police doing?"}, {"start": 11929.56, "end": 11933.56, "text": " What's up, man? Hello?"}, {"start": 11933.56, "end": 11935.56, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 11941.439999999999, "end": 11944.38, "text": " I'd like some soup a sandwich and some fried food"}, {"start": 11945.6, "end": 11949.68, "text": " Soup sandwich fried food tomato soup. Let's get that going first"}, {"start": 11951.56, "end": 11953.92, "text": " He wants some nuggets I got you right here"}, {"start": 11954.8, "end": 11957.18, "text": " Let's get these nuggets going chat boom"}, {"start": 11957.8, "end": 11959.8, "text": " What else on your rings?"}, {"start": 11960.24, "end": 11962.96, "text": " I'm gonna drop through that burger king"}, {"start": 11963.56, "end": 11970.199999999999, "text": " Can I really get a Waffle Julia without your ring? Okay those are done. Let's get"}, {"start": 11970.199999999999, "end": 11977.279999999999, "text": " these in a box. I did not make that in there. On your ring. Chicken nuggets and I"}, {"start": 11977.279999999999, "end": 11984.24, "text": " got you saying what's coming right up. You want some beef on it? There we go. Let's"}, {"start": 11984.24, "end": 11994.24, "text": " Let's get some lettuce, cheddar and onion, onion, lettuce, cheddar, beef, ketchup, chat,"}, {"start": 11994.24, "end": 11997.18, "text": " beautiful customer service."}, {"start": 11997.18, "end": 12004.92, "text": " By the way, a criminal recently escaped from a prisoner, escaped from a prisoner transport"}, {"start": 12004.92, "end": 12006.06, "text": " vehicle."}, {"start": 12006.06, "end": 12007.46, "text": " He was last seen around here."}, {"start": 12007.46, "end": 12008.46, "text": " Have you seen him?"}, {"start": 12008.46, "end": 12010.56, "text": " Yes, I most certainly have."}, {"start": 12010.56, "end": 12011.56, "text": " He came in here twice."}, {"start": 12011.56, "end": 12012.56, "text": " What was that chat?"}, {"start": 12012.56, "end": 12017.92, "text": " days ago one two two days ago or one day ago I think was two days ago he came in"}, {"start": 12017.92, "end": 12026.519999999999, "text": " here two days ago twice being mad weird I'm not gonna lie yeah did he say"}, {"start": 12026.519999999999, "end": 12031.84, "text": " anything else he said he'd stop by again if he didn't get caught all right if"}, {"start": 12031.84, "end": 12035.48, "text": " you see him again caught a police immediately take care of yourself see"}, {"start": 12035.48, "end": 12046.76, "text": " later yes sir chat that was justified snitch right there right justified snitch"}, {"start": 12046.76, "end": 12057.859999999999, "text": " absolutely how you doing I'd like a sandwich fries and a soda chat I like"}, {"start": 12057.859999999999, "end": 12062.96, "text": " this guy too he's always been polite no joke this dude's always been polite"}, {"start": 12062.960000000001, "end": 12073.54, "text": " French fries, soda, there you go. French fries are done. Let me get your"}, {"start": 12073.54, "end": 12077.76, "text": " sandwich right coming right up to beef, onion, and ketchup. Simple, keep it as simple."}, {"start": 12077.76, "end": 12086.800000000001, "text": " Beef, onion. It's not like a nasty sandwich by the way. That sounds disgusting."}, {"start": 12092.960000000001, "end": 12094.960000000001, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 12094.960000000001, "end": 12095.960000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12095.960000000001, "end": 12096.960000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12096.960000000001, "end": 12097.960000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12097.960000000001, "end": 12102.960000000001, "text": " You gotta be kidding me!"}, {"start": 12102.960000000001, "end": 12103.960000000001, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 12103.960000000001, "end": 12108.960000000001, "text": " You gotta be kidding me!"}, {"start": 12108.960000000001, "end": 12113.960000000001, "text": " You gotta be kidding me!"}, {"start": 12113.960000000001, "end": 12118.960000000001, "text": " You gotta be kidding me!"}, {"start": 12118.960000000001, "end": 12132.6, "text": " No way. Sir, I am so sorry about that. I did not know that was going to happen. Game of"}, {"start": 12132.6, "end": 12145.880000000001, "text": " a year, Chad. Chad, game of a year, dude. I swear. There you go, sir. Keep the change."}, {"start": 12145.880000000001, "end": 12148.880000000001, "text": " Thank you so much, man. You have a good night. Thank you."}, {"start": 12167.880000000001, "end": 12172.880000000001, "text": " Why? Dude, why is there a gift for everything, bro?"}, {"start": 12175.880000000001, "end": 12179.880000000001, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 12179.880000000001, "end": 12185.880000000001, "text": " That's crazy, chat."}, {"start": 12185.880000000001, "end": 12187.880000000001, "text": " Nobody would believe us either if we told them."}, {"start": 12187.880000000001, "end": 12189.880000000001, "text": " That sandwich just grew legs and ran out of here."}, {"start": 12189.880000000001, "end": 12192.880000000001, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 12192.880000000001, "end": 12194.880000000001, "text": " I'd like a sandwich fries and a soda."}, {"start": 12194.880000000001, "end": 12196.880000000001, "text": " Are you okay?"}, {"start": 12196.880000000001, "end": 12200.880000000001, "text": " You said some things the other day and then a piece of my soul is missing."}, {"start": 12200.880000000001, "end": 12203.880000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm looking for it."}, {"start": 12203.880000000001, "end": 12208.6, "text": " okay well i'll get you food coming right up man friend fry"}, {"start": 12213.160000000002, "end": 12220.44, "text": " soda there's your soda man fresh fries are done let me get your fries going boom"}, {"start": 12222.76, "end": 12229.880000000001, "text": " sandwich chicken there we go what you want on that lettuce i'm gonna catch up lettuce"}, {"start": 12229.880000000001, "end": 12236.560000000001, "text": " chicken done this is beautiful customer service chat you really can't beat it"}, {"start": 12236.560000000001, "end": 12244.320000000002, "text": " there you go thank you there's a crying sound coming from the toilet I'm sure I"}, {"start": 12244.320000000002, "end": 12246.720000000001, "text": " could hear it"}, {"start": 12259.880000000001, "end": 12277.480000000001, "text": " Who is this new customer?"}, {"start": 12277.480000000001, "end": 12283.080000000002, "text": " Oh no, Santa just keeps getting weirder out here, dude."}, {"start": 12283.080000000002, "end": 12286.84, "text": " Hey, it just keeps getting weirder."}, {"start": 12286.84, "end": 12287.84, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 12287.84, "end": 12293.84, "text": " Hi, I'm really hungry. Can I get a sandwich, nuggets and soda? You sure can."}, {"start": 12293.84, "end": 12299.84, "text": " Let's get your chicken nuggets going. Boom. Let me get you a soda."}, {"start": 12309.84, "end": 12312.84, "text": " Chad, I threw it right at him."}, {"start": 12312.84, "end": 12321.0, "text": " soda thank you he wants a sandwich to chat lock in chicken cheddar ketchup"}, {"start": 12321.0, "end": 12326.0, "text": " tab you all want a chicken cheddar ketchup sandwich that don't sound too good"}, {"start": 12326.0, "end": 12331.880000000001, "text": " chicken cheddar put the put the put the ketchup on first as nice there we go"}, {"start": 12331.880000000001, "end": 12341.32, "text": " there you go sir thanks it looks very delicious have a good one by the way"}, {"start": 12341.32, "end": 12346.98, "text": " What kind of sandwich place doesn't have mayo chat that is ridiculous if I walked in this sandwich place"}, {"start": 12346.98, "end": 12353.1, "text": " They didn't have mayonnaise. I'm doing a three three six. No 180 and I'm getting up out of there. No joke"}, {"start": 12353.1, "end": 12355.1, "text": " You got me messed up"}, {"start": 12355.34, "end": 12357.539999999999, "text": " Only thing to put on a chicken sandwich is mayo"}, {"start": 12358.619999999999, "end": 12359.66, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 12359.66, "end": 12361.22, "text": " Hey, man"}, {"start": 12361.22, "end": 12363.22, "text": " Looks like sales are going well"}, {"start": 12363.539999999999, "end": 12367.699999999999, "text": " We're feeling good, but let's not slack off. You're not doing anything by the way. It's all me"}, {"start": 12367.7, "end": 12373.7, "text": " Keep working hard. See you tomorrow on the next workday."}, {"start": 12373.7, "end": 12384.7, "text": " El Boss Chat. Let's keep, he said let's like he's doing anything."}, {"start": 12384.7, "end": 12389.7, "text": " Prepare yourself for a jump scare. Prepare yourself, prepare yourself."}, {"start": 12389.7, "end": 12393.7, "text": " The power won't come."}, {"start": 12393.7, "end": 12403.7, "text": " I gotta clean up in the dark you gotta be kidding me you actually got to be"}, {"start": 12403.7, "end": 12407.140000000001, "text": " kidding me he's looking at me again"}, {"start": 12409.7, "end": 12412.5, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 12412.5, "end": 12439.5, "text": " By the way, Chris Bluefield with the same thank you."}, {"start": 12439.5, "end": 12443.0, "text": " Yeah, can I get a, uh, he's have a knife again?"}, {"start": 12443.0, "end": 12445.2, "text": " He has an, is that blood on the knife?"}, {"start": 12445.2, "end": 12446.56, "text": " Does that look like blood?"}, {"start": 12446.56, "end": 12447.4, "text": " Oh, nah."}, {"start": 12448.88, "end": 12450.64, "text": " I gotta clean the toilet too."}, {"start": 12450.64, "end": 12451.48, "text": " Oh, nah."}, {"start": 12453.44, "end": 12454.78, "text": " It talks, huh?"}, {"start": 12457.84, "end": 12458.68, "text": " Oh, oh."}, {"start": 12460.98, "end": 12462.98, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 12466.82, "end": 12467.66, "text": " Oh, oh."}, {"start": 12469.5, "end": 12480.5, "text": " I gotta get out of here. Which toilet do I have to clean? Oh, that's nasty. Chad!"}, {"start": 12480.5, "end": 12496.5, "text": " Hey, you're the little... No! Come back! Chad, watch out for the backsplash. I gotta"}, {"start": 12496.5, "end": 12507.54, "text": " to clean the toilet. Got it. Let's hurry up and get up out of here. This is a bad night."}, {"start": 12507.54, "end": 12523.98, "text": " He's still back there. He is so creepy. He is so creepy. I'm gone. Chill."}, {"start": 12523.98, "end": 12534.14, "text": " chill. How'd the lights turn back on? I bet it was that dude out there, day six. Let me"}, {"start": 12534.14, "end": 12542.1, "text": " guess, boss got us doing more work. It's salads now, huh? Yeah, look, there's a salad bowl."}, {"start": 12542.1, "end": 12551.1, "text": " Yep. Hello? Hey, it's your boss. Listen to this. My wife got really upset about this"}, {"start": 12551.1, "end": 12559.26, "text": " fried food thing. She wanted us to sell something healthy. I think salad's a good idea. It's"}, {"start": 12559.26, "end": 12565.5, "text": " a bit of a hassle, but that's fine. You'll handle it. Courser wheel, boss. Courser wheel."}, {"start": 12565.5, "end": 12571.94, "text": " It don't matter if it's a hassle or not, I'll just do it. I'll do it. Chris Bluefield,"}, {"start": 12571.94, "end": 12580.94, "text": " another five. Thank you. It's crazy, chat. It's crazy. Just give me all this work"}, {"start": 12580.94, "end": 12581.94, "text": " for what?"}, {"start": 12584.62, "end": 12586.140000000001, "text": " He ain't married, true, he ain't married,"}, {"start": 12586.140000000001, "end": 12587.42, "text": " you know why he ain't married?"}, {"start": 12587.42, "end": 12589.26, "text": " Because he's living in that mascot,"}, {"start": 12589.26, "end": 12591.02, "text": " that's how I know he ain't married."}, {"start": 12592.18, "end": 12595.1, "text": " Let me go read the tutorial on the salads real quick."}, {"start": 12597.94, "end": 12602.94, "text": " All right, Jack, salad, bowl, lettuce, cheddar."}, {"start": 12603.62, "end": 12605.02, "text": " Oh yeah, G.G."}, {"start": 12607.02, "end": 12610.1, "text": " Actually, that's not too bad, believe it or not."}, {"start": 12610.1, "end": 12612.36, "text": " That's just like making a salad except no cooking."}, {"start": 12613.98, "end": 12615.42, "text": " Wait, I heard somebody, oh."}, {"start": 12615.42, "end": 12616.86, "text": " How you doing, ma'am?"}, {"start": 12616.86, "end": 12618.460000000001, "text": " Hey, hello."}, {"start": 12618.460000000001, "end": 12621.42, "text": " I'm really glad salad was added to the menu."}, {"start": 12621.42, "end": 12624.06, "text": " Can I get a salad, a sandwich, fries, and a soda?"}, {"start": 12624.06, "end": 12626.98, "text": " Yes, you most certainly can, ma'am."}, {"start": 12626.98, "end": 12628.58, "text": " Chad, look how nice I am."}, {"start": 12628.58, "end": 12630.78, "text": " I'm so nice."}, {"start": 12630.78, "end": 12632.140000000001, "text": " Chad, what's the best kind of salad?"}, {"start": 12632.140000000001, "end": 12633.460000000001, "text": " No joke?"}, {"start": 12633.460000000001, "end": 12634.54, "text": " Caesar."}, {"start": 12636.18, "end": 12638.1, "text": " Chad, Caesar salad?"}, {"start": 12638.1, "end": 12640.1, "text": " Oh man"}, {"start": 12642.1, "end": 12647.54, "text": " Caesar salad is by and I don't even think it's close. I really don't even think it's close. Yeah"}, {"start": 12647.54, "end": 12651.28, "text": " I'm gonna work on a sandwich real quick. She wants a chicken sandwich"}, {"start": 12651.82, "end": 12658.460000000001, "text": " That's beef. What am I doing? Okay chicken sandwich with lettuce and tomato one of the first normal sandwiches in this game"}, {"start": 12660.94, "end": 12665.16, "text": " Chicken sandwich with lettuce and tomato"}, {"start": 12668.1, "end": 12670.86, "text": " There you go, I just get the salad going"}, {"start": 12672.18, "end": 12674.18, "text": " Let us tomato cheddar onion"}, {"start": 12674.94, "end": 12676.94, "text": " Let us"}, {"start": 12677.220000000001, "end": 12679.380000000001, "text": " Let us make this sandwich"}, {"start": 12679.380000000001, "end": 12697.7, "text": " That action looks like a good sandwich there you go, I'm not sandwich what am I talking"}, {"start": 12697.7, "end": 12698.7, "text": " about?"}, {"start": 12698.7, "end": 12701.78, "text": " I'm seeing sandwiches now."}, {"start": 12701.78, "end": 12702.78, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12702.78, "end": 12703.78, "text": " Keep the change."}, {"start": 12703.78, "end": 12705.220000000001, "text": " She's so polite Chad."}, {"start": 12705.220000000001, "end": 12707.54, "text": " No joke she is so polite."}, {"start": 12707.54, "end": 12716.18, "text": " is one of my favorite customers actually. Have a good night, ma'am."}, {"start": 12719.54, "end": 12725.460000000001, "text": " Shadow, we officially forgiven this goober right here for that game."}, {"start": 12728.94, "end": 12735.300000000001, "text": " Hey my friend, how are you? I decided to get a little fit."}, {"start": 12737.54, "end": 12744.54, "text": " right"}, {"start": 12749.54, "end": 12753.54, "text": " right"}, {"start": 12753.54, "end": 12756.54, "text": " I want a salad and something fried"}, {"start": 12756.54, "end": 12758.54, "text": " a big dollar"}, {"start": 12758.54, "end": 12765.54, "text": " what what what"}, {"start": 12765.54, "end": 12773.300000000001, "text": " that's okay he wants some chicken nuggets to go along with his salad"}, {"start": 12776.820000000002, "end": 12780.34, "text": " i said i was gonna get fit months ago and i'm still eating fried food brought"}, {"start": 12780.34, "end": 12786.820000000002, "text": " chat fried foods addicted man it just is straight up fried food is literally just i mean it's good"}, {"start": 12786.820000000002, "end": 12790.580000000002, "text": " it's just it's good why is everything that's bad for you taste the best"}, {"start": 12790.58, "end": 12804.5, "text": " Lettuce, onion, tomato. Lettuce, onion. This salad's basic. Tomato. There you go. Here,"}, {"start": 12804.5, "end": 12811.02, "text": " take it. You better appreciate this money. Wow, thanks. You're finally paying. I got"}, {"start": 12811.02, "end": 12813.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12816.92, "end": 12818.92, "text": " Gotta use the restroom so bad chat"}, {"start": 12931.02, "end": 12938.54, "text": " put a hand up that beautiful. Come on here to kiss me on my hot mouth. I feel a romance."}, {"start": 12944.62, "end": 12947.74, "text": " Jack, did y'all give good customer service while I was gone? Be honest."}, {"start": 12949.98, "end": 12953.34, "text": " Did y'all give excellent customer service while I was gone?"}, {"start": 12953.34, "end": 12965.42, "text": " Nobody's ordering the mushroom soup proof that mushroom soup sucks no that's proof that nobody has"}, {"start": 12965.42, "end": 12971.22, "text": " good taste but take it how you will case is booty juice with the five yes ma'am how may I help you"}, {"start": 12971.22, "end": 12978.58, "text": " tonight good evening I'd like a salad and a coffee I can most certainly why don't you"}, {"start": 12978.58, "end": 12986.5, "text": " mention the sandwich too. Everybody comes in here and just mentions two things and"}, {"start": 12986.5, "end": 12990.94, "text": " I think I got an easy order. I look around you want a sandwich, a birthday cake,"}, {"start": 12990.94, "end": 12995.3, "text": " some ice cream and all that. Just say what you want so I know what I'm getting"}, {"start": 12995.3, "end": 13007.14, "text": " into. Thank you. Get your coffee going. Let's get the sandwich going next. Beef."}, {"start": 13007.14, "end": 13011.82, "text": " actually would you prepare the salad first that is that is etiquette right you"}, {"start": 13011.82, "end": 13017.82, "text": " would get you would go salad first instead you would go coffee salad sandwich"}, {"start": 13017.82, "end": 13022.46, "text": " if we're actually trying to have good customer service onion and mustard"}, {"start": 13022.46, "end": 13032.22, "text": " onion what am I tripping mustard get a little bit extra on that there you go"}, {"start": 13032.220000000001, "end": 13037.900000000001, "text": " get your coffee as well there is your coffee and let me get your salad going"}, {"start": 13037.900000000001, "end": 13049.02, "text": " man lettuce, tomato, cheddar, onion, lettuce, tomato, cheddar, onion, boom there"}, {"start": 13049.02, "end": 13059.660000000002, "text": " you are nice that's it nice thank you"}, {"start": 13059.66, "end": 13063.66, "text": " Chad, when's the last time you had a salad?"}, {"start": 13063.66, "end": 13069.66, "text": " Man, who is calling, bro?"}, {"start": 13069.66, "end": 13072.66, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 13072.66, "end": 13076.66, "text": " Hey, my friend, thank you so much for everything."}, {"start": 13076.66, "end": 13079.66, "text": " You did very well throughout this whole process."}, {"start": 13079.66, "end": 13082.66, "text": " Now I have one last request for you."}, {"start": 13082.66, "end": 13086.66, "text": " I want you to serve a very special customer for me."}, {"start": 13086.66, "end": 13089.66, "text": " After that, you can leave."}, {"start": 13107.66, "end": 13109.66, "text": " Ow! Ow!"}, {"start": 13111.66, "end": 13113.66, "text": " Chicken."}, {"start": 13116.66, "end": 13126.06, "text": " tomato onion what is going on there beef"}, {"start": 13127.42, "end": 13146.619999999999, "text": " beef lettuce mustard what is happening there you go oh no Chad Gigi what's"}, {"start": 13146.62, "end": 13148.62, "text": " What's up with the music?"}, {"start": 13148.62, "end": 13150.62, "text": " Grace?"}, {"start": 13150.62, "end": 13152.62, "text": " Sharon?"}, {"start": 13154.62, "end": 13156.62, "text": " Not on me."}, {"start": 13156.62, "end": 13158.62, "text": " It's a battle."}, {"start": 13176.62, "end": 13181.62, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 13188.62, "end": 13189.62, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 13193.62, "end": 13194.62, "text": " Key?"}, {"start": 13194.62, "end": 13196.62, "text": " Unlock the lock."}, {"start": 13198.62, "end": 13199.62, "text": " What lock?"}, {"start": 13202.62, "end": 13204.62, "text": " Oh, the locked door in here."}, {"start": 13206.62, "end": 13208.62, "text": " There is nothing in it."}, {"start": 13222.62, "end": 13225.62, "text": " The answers I'm looking for behind this door."}, {"start": 13227.62, "end": 13230.62, "text": " We need two batteries and a keycard."}, {"start": 13231.62, "end": 13235.62, "text": " Oh, I bet somebody- this is probably gonna turn into a granny like down here."}, {"start": 13236.62, "end": 13243.62, "text": " Shack, this goes a lot deeper than you could have ever..."}, {"start": 13248.1, "end": 13252.300000000001, "text": " He's down here."}, {"start": 13252.300000000001, "end": 13254.58, "text": " Battery?"}, {"start": 13254.58, "end": 13261.58, "text": " If I run, he might hear me. I shouldn't make any noise. Oh, no, GG, Jack."}, {"start": 13261.58, "end": 13266.58, "text": " Yo game in a year though, for real."}, {"start": 13266.58, "end": 13271.58, "text": " He's in here."}, {"start": 13271.58, "end": 13276.58, "text": " I chewed him."}, {"start": 13276.58, "end": 13281.58, "text": " Oh, that's not good."}, {"start": 13281.58, "end": 13283.58, "text": " I chewed him."}, {"start": 13285.58, "end": 13287.58, "text": " Oh, that's not good."}, {"start": 13297.58, "end": 13299.58, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 13306.58, "end": 13308.58, "text": " Sam was just took a duke."}, {"start": 13311.58, "end": 13318.58, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 13318.58, "end": 13325.58, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 13325.58, "end": 13330.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13330.58, "end": 13331.58, "text": " Keycard?"}, {"start": 13331.58, "end": 13337.58, "text": " Have y'all seen a keycard?"}, {"start": 13337.58, "end": 13340.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13340.58, "end": 13350.58, "text": " I can't go back in here, so it can't be in there."}, {"start": 13350.58, "end": 13361.14, "text": " I limp it, that one moved, big dog, did you just tune in here?"}, {"start": 13361.14, "end": 13364.94, "text": " Big dog, the mascot been moving the whole game."}, {"start": 13364.94, "end": 13366.94, "text": " What you talking?"}, {"start": 13369.94, "end": 13370.94, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 13371.94, "end": 13374.94, "text": " Bro has been moving a whole game!"}, {"start": 13377.94, "end": 13378.94, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 13382.94, "end": 13383.94, "text": " Wait..."}, {"start": 13385.94, "end": 13389.94, "text": " Those are the guys that were stalking me outside!"}, {"start": 13394.94, "end": 13414.74, "text": " Wait a minute, were we making human meat burgers bruh?"}, {"start": 13414.74, "end": 13419.54, "text": " Where'd the dude, that's where the mantanus I was talking about."}, {"start": 13419.54, "end": 13425.62, "text": " He was watching me from down here."}, {"start": 13425.62, "end": 13435.140000000001, "text": " The whole time."}, {"start": 13435.140000000001, "end": 13438.140000000001, "text": " Even in the bathroom."}, {"start": 13438.140000000001, "end": 13439.140000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13439.140000000001, "end": 13443.140000000001, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 13443.14, "end": 13450.14, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 13450.14, "end": 13460.14, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 13460.14, "end": 13469.5, "text": " There's no way it was the scientist the whole time."}, {"start": 13469.5, "end": 13472.699999999999, "text": " I warned you."}, {"start": 13472.7, "end": 13477.04, "text": " I told you over and over that you need to be careful with the frequencies."}, {"start": 13477.380000000001, "end": 13482.12, "text": " Big dog! I was just working in a sandwich place slinging sandwiches!"}, {"start": 13484.900000000001, "end": 13485.800000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 13491.800000000001, "end": 13493.960000000001, "text": " Wait, you're right. That does look like, uh..."}, {"start": 13495.960000000001, "end": 13497.44, "text": " That is like Vsauce."}, {"start": 13497.84, "end": 13499.16, "text": " Wait, you're lowkey right."}, {"start": 13502.7, "end": 13505.54, "text": " Hey Vsauce Michael here"}, {"start": 13507.44, "end": 13511.640000000001, "text": " Do got some good videos that's some of the best videos ever no job great videos"}, {"start": 13512.720000000001, "end": 13514.800000000001, "text": " Like actually like great ones"}, {"start": 13515.36, "end": 13518.640000000001, "text": " So I love what Vsauce Vsauce bro Gus good. I mean"}, {"start": 13519.2, "end": 13526.78, "text": " You go on a binge of Vsauce videos you watch them all in like a day. No joke. Just watching them back to back to back"}, {"start": 13527.960000000001, "end": 13529.960000000001, "text": " Somebody said that way earlier. I didn't know that"}, {"start": 13529.960000000001, "end": 13539.52, "text": " that. What do you want from me? Let me go. It's too late now. You're the most important"}, {"start": 13539.52, "end": 13547.820000000002, "text": " part of my experiment. All those strange things you saw, the moving sandwich, everything was"}, {"start": 13547.820000000002, "end": 13556.800000000001, "text": " planned from the very beginning. So was this guy the boss? I was also the person calling"}, {"start": 13556.800000000001, "end": 13562.02, "text": " you every day. Yep. How did we not recognize that when this dude came into the"}, {"start": 13562.02, "end": 13563.240000000002, "text": " store? It's wise."}, {"start": 13568.160000000002, "end": 13574.920000000002, "text": " I controlled all of it with the frequency. Why me? What's special about me?"}, {"start": 13577.12, "end": 13584.6, "text": " Look, my friend, a lab rat doesn't ask why me. Now we will begin the real"}, {"start": 13584.6, "end": 13594.6, "text": " experiments. Take him inside the test subject room. The what? Wait, no, hold up."}, {"start": 13596.6, "end": 13601.6, "text": " Samantha! SHOW THEM!"}, {"start": 13604.6, "end": 13610.6, "text": " What do you think you're doing? You ruined one of those important test subjects."}, {"start": 13610.6, "end": 13616.6, "text": " I warned you professor. You had to put it into this."}, {"start": 13619.6, "end": 13621.6, "text": " Wait what? Hold up."}, {"start": 13622.6, "end": 13624.6, "text": " Chat, wait a minute."}, {"start": 13627.6, "end": 13629.6, "text": " Does she know what's going on?"}, {"start": 13629.6, "end": 13648.12, "text": " going on? You mean to tell me the professor is her ex-boyfriend? No. No. No. The plot"}, {"start": 13648.12, "end": 13652.640000000001, "text": " got thick out of nowhere."}, {"start": 13659.36, "end": 13661.12, "text": " Orders came from above."}, {"start": 13661.12, "end": 13664.12, "text": " You were supposed to shut this laboratory down."}, {"start": 13665.36, "end": 13666.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13670.2, "end": 13672.28, "text": " What laboratory are you talking about?"}, {"start": 13673.400000000001, "end": 13674.2, "text": " Untie me."}, {"start": 13674.2, "end": 13683.12, "text": " No, all this work can't be thrown away because of a few people's whims."}, {"start": 13683.12, "end": 13686.84, "text": " I'm sorry professor, I can't warn you any further."}, {"start": 13686.84, "end": 13696.640000000001, "text": " I don't understand how she's in on it."}, {"start": 13696.64, "end": 13711.4, "text": " is over. I'm sorry, you're a good person. You're truly kind. I only carried out the"}, {"start": 13711.4, "end": 13717.76, "text": " task I was given. What do you mean the task you were given? Who are you? I thought she"}, {"start": 13717.76, "end": 13730.68, "text": " She was our girlfriend in the game."}, {"start": 13730.68, "end": 13732.18, "text": " What task are you talking about?"}, {"start": 13732.18, "end": 13735.48, "text": " We need to get out of here."}, {"start": 13735.48, "end": 13739.12, "text": " Unfortunately, there's no way out left for you."}, {"start": 13739.12, "end": 13743.28, "text": " You've seen everything now."}, {"start": 13743.28, "end": 13745.28, "text": " Are you s-"}, {"start": 13745.28, "end": 13747.28, "text": " Double save the day!"}, {"start": 13750.28, "end": 13752.28, "text": " The mafia boss!"}, {"start": 13754.28, "end": 13756.28, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 13763.28, "end": 13765.28, "text": " No way to mafia!"}, {"start": 13765.28, "end": 13771.28, "text": " Yo, if y'all don't remember earlier in this game, this dude came into the sandwich shop with a gun."}, {"start": 13771.28, "end": 13781.140000000001, "text": " had a gun on me and made me make a sandwich as fast as I could or he was gonna kill me."}, {"start": 13781.140000000001, "end": 13785.42, "text": " The boss wants a sandwich, you better hurry."}, {"start": 13785.42, "end": 13794.900000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, game of the year."}, {"start": 13794.900000000001, "end": 13799.02, "text": " That was unironically, that was like legitimately a banger or a dead."}, {"start": 13799.02, "end": 13800.720000000001, "text": " Well, Joe, that was a banger."}, {"start": 13803.720000000001, "end": 13807.52, "text": " Jack, that was an actual banger of a horror game."}, {"start": 13807.52, "end": 13808.68, "text": " Say it with me, Jack."}, {"start": 13811.18, "end": 13813.76, "text": " The plot twist at the end, the girlfriend"}, {"start": 13813.76, "end": 13815.76, "text": " wasn't actually our girlfriend."}, {"start": 13815.76, "end": 13817.76, "text": " She was working for that or whatever."}, {"start": 13817.76, "end": 13821.92, "text": " And then the mafia boss of all people came and saved us."}, {"start": 13821.92, "end": 13826.2, "text": " And he only saved us because the mafia boss wanted a sandwich."}, {"start": 13829.02, "end": 13848.300000000001, "text": " That game could not have had a better ending that was so cinema I'm not even kidding that"}, {"start": 13848.300000000001, "end": 13850.300000000001, "text": " game was so cinema."}, {"start": 13850.300000000001, "end": 13851.300000000001, "text": " Say it with me Chad."}, {"start": 13851.300000000001, "end": 13852.300000000001, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 13852.300000000001, "end": 13854.300000000001, "text": " game of the year."}, {"start": 13854.300000000001, "end": 13856.300000000001, "text": " A great stream chat."}, {"start": 13856.300000000001, "end": 13860.300000000001, "text": " Hey, tomorrow chat, I'm going to try to do another episode of Stanky Shores, unless the games run long."}, {"start": 13860.300000000001, "end": 13862.300000000001, "text": " The games have been running long recently."}, {"start": 13862.300000000001, "end": 13866.300000000001, "text": " But if the games don't run long tomorrow, I'm going to try to do episode of Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13866.300000000001, "end": 13868.300000000001, "text": " It's been a few days tomorrow."}, {"start": 13868.300000000001, "end": 13870.300000000001, "text": " Hey, great game."}, {"start": 13870.300000000001, "end": 13872.300000000001, "text": " Great stream chat."}, {"start": 13872.300000000001, "end": 13874.300000000001, "text": " I love y'all, man."}, {"start": 13874.300000000001, "end": 13878.300000000001, "text": " Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 13878.300000000001, "end": 13883.220000000001, "text": " Reset all the get this subs don't those bits follows the course our priests are y'all for this hanging out. Hey"}, {"start": 13883.94, "end": 13888.86, "text": " Y'all have a good rest y'alls night have a good day tomorrow. I'm a see y'all tomorrow. There's your Jim and lemon"}, {"start": 13888.86, "end": 13890.86, "text": " Hey"}]}