Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah, uh-huh, yep, uh-huh.
You already know what time it is.
You already know what time it is.
Don't you?
Sure you do pal.
Sure you do.
Time for a little jingle.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fresh
Galleon deck. Ah!
Get out of the stream. No,
we're good, right? Yeah, we
good.
on deck, bummer.
Careful now.
You don't want to spill it.
Oh, yeah.
That's some water right there.
Oh, yeah.
Cheers, partner.
That's what I'm talking about Hey, that's what I'm talking about, you know, yo, what's
going on with good jobs?
Good jobs?
Good jobs?
Good jobs?
Good jobs?
Good jobs?
Good jobs?
Good jobs?
Good jobs?
Once more yet again yet again potentially yet once more again. Yo ARWL and sane witchy murr gaming a zizzy fruit
K-SOUL. Oh, no a Yaz Justin boozy. Nikki Annie
Dewey just AJ Emily blue JT Alyssa male
W. Subbers, man, pre-sates y'all, black hoodie.
I repeat, black hoodie.
You probably can't tell, to the light low.
Now you can tell, now you can't tell.
black hoodie hey black hoodie buster you better believe it hey you better believe
it hold on gotta gotta gotta put me some creatine in I ain't done my second
So, it's a Cree. It's hanging on the day.
Look at that cup. This ain't a plug, but it is a plug.
Look at that cup right there. You can get that at
Gamersubs.com. Discount code K. So, by the way, go ahead and get you one.
W cup. Joy with the file.
Yep. My mom on there. Kitty on there.
My dad in there somewhere, look at that.
It's a whole story on the side.
Y'all on that cup, too.
Look, Jack, y'all on the cup, too.
Already got my ice in there for my creatine.
I'm rocking with the, oh, you can't get it anymore.
Ah, Gigi, if you didn't get one.
Chad, did y'all get one?
Who got one of these?
Yes, gone forever, my fault.
Oops.
What you can get, though, from gamersupps.com,
you can get you some of this game array creatine.
I'm rocking with the lemon lime today.
But I do have my own flavor of creatine.
This ain't no plug for real.
I just didn't have time to take my second serving.
I'm going two scoops of creatine.
Hey, I'm going two scoops of creatine.
This a big old scoop. There's two grams of creatine per scoop. I do four scoops a day.
That puts me at eight grams of creatine a day. Look at that right there. Look at that
powder in there.
Woo!
There ain't no drugs now!
There ain't no drugs!
Hold on, I'm getting my second scoop of Korean thing.
That's a good scoop right there.
Ian?
Oh yeah.
Best tasting creatine on the market, buddy.
Hey, now that is a plug, but it's true.
Use discount code KSO for 2% off.
Look at that.
Oh man, it smells like a lemon factory in here.
Oh man, get you a hit of that.
Oh man, it smells, it smells.
It smells like a lemon lime fact. It smells like a citrus warehouse smells like I just walk into the citrus rooms
Give me water
Clean water dollars dollar dollar general brand, you know, you know me
Mother pass out
Castro with the five in cases Cynthia turn cutter with the five
You gotta be careful. Get you
some of that water in there. You
gotta be careful here. You don't
want to spill none.
Sure handed. That sure is the
day is long, buddy. Sure handed.
lid of the of the pitcher picture was compromised in this cup in this here cup sits four grams of
creatine creatine jazz mini with the five shake it good now when you drink in creatine
it's all gonna settle on the bottom. If you ever drank creatine powder you know you got a shake
as you drink because it all pulls up at the bottom because creatine's heavy.
See look the bottom of the cup just straight white. Now watch this.
Look at look at all that creatine floating around in there.
Look at all that creatine.
Look at all that.
That's good drinking right there, buddy.
Oh man, that's good right there, buddy.
Chet, y'all want to hear this?
Too bad, buddy, you ain't getting none.
chat y'all want to hear this too bad buddy we ain't getting none
you want to hit
too bad it's mines
hey you want to hit too bad it's mines
Hey, hey, you want to hit?
Too bad it's mines.
Hey, you want to hit?
Too bad it's mines.
Oh, man, that's some good creatine.
Look at that.
I can't open it.
Oh, my goodness.
Yes, I screwed the lid on too good.
Get you a hit of that chat. Get you a hit.
Oh, man, that's some good drink.
It literally tastes like lemon lime greatness. I don't know what you talking about.
Usually creatine is flavorless, but over here at Gamer Sub, they develop something that tastes good on top of it.
Now I'm not gonna lie, you gotta have a bunch of scoops of it to make any amount of creatine in the day,
but if you ain't looking to hit a certain gram creatine goal today, you can just get you one-two scoops.
Yeah, you already know it.
Shout out to everybody's day going on the scale of 1 to 10.
Let me hear it.
How are we doing on a scale of 1 to 10 up in here?
How are you drinking that?
Dog, it literally tastes, there's nothing nasty about it.
there's actually nothing nasty about it. Michael Jackson with the five and Butters with the five. I'll tell you what is nasty. I had to keep myself from throwing up earlier. I made some, it was bad. I'll never do it again. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm good.
Um, so it was earlier, so I've been tired recently, as y'all could probably tell.
I've been looking tired up here because I'm cutting.
I ain't got no calories in me.
I'm dying.
So I went and made me some egg sandwiches, but I didn't have enough calories left to
put butter on the bread.
So I said, it'll be all right.
I made two egg sandwiches, no butter on the bread.
eggs a piece I was literally gagging unironically gagging eating egg sandwiches
don't you ever make an egg sandwich without no butter on the bread I swear it
was the nastiest unironically the nastiest thing ever you good now not
being good I'm straight it was just nasty it was it was nasty because here's the
thing y'all think I'm tripping with the cough drops if I would have your cypher
in cheap with the five if I would have added the butter to the egg sandwiches
that wouldn't have left me enough calories in the day to have my cough drops so
I went out of my way to plan around having my cough drop because I be
hooting hollering in here all feel good
Okay, so AKA Big Sexy with the five.
Thank you.
What'd you just say?
What's the water brand?
What are you paying me?
Forget you.
Hey, paying me?
What water brand?
I'm done.
No, I'll tell you.
I ripped the label off.
I don't rip the label off for plug reasons.
I do this whether I'm streaming or not.
It's Clover Valley.
You get it, it's a Dollar General brand, Clover Valley.
Not every water you get is good, room temperature,
but I'm not gonna lie.
Clover Valley brand is good at room temperature, no Joe.
I actually mess with it, it's good.
One with the five, W1 with the five, thank you.
But yeah, that's what I get.
So yeah, no plug though, they ain't paying me.
I'm not sponsored by any water brand.
I should be though.
I'm the face of water.
Michael with the 5W Michael with the 5, thank you.
Chad, that's not a sponsor, bro.
Microplastic.
I go, I can I actually it is not humanly possible for me to describe to you how much I do not care about microplastic in in me.
There is no words in the dictionary on the planet Earth that I can describe to you how much I do not care about consuming microplastics.
Because if it's as bad as everybody says it is, it's already too late.
I've been eating stuff microwave slot my whole life.
It's too late anyway.
I don't care.
I don't care if there was a pound of plastic floating around in me somewhere.
Oh, you drink it out of a plastic bottle.
Microplastics, okay.
Let me be around somebody and I take a drink out of my gown of water and they unironically
in person say microplastics to me.
You know you ain't going around in real life seeing somebody drink out of something out
of a plastic bottle and telling them microplastics.
You just saying that in here because you felt like saying it something.
Everybody talk about some micro, man.
I eat some, man, give me some plastic.
I eat some plastic in here.
You gotta be messed up.
What you talking about?
Micro plastic.
Big doll.
You know how many water bottle lids I have chewed
almost to complete dissection in my life?
Bro, the amount of water bottle lids.
that I have chewed down to like nothing.
If you could fill a bathtub with them.
How were your teeth?
I got good teeth genetics.
Look at them chompers, cunt.
I got good team genetics.
And that's from chewing water bottles.
Microplastic.
Hey!
I chew on a sharpie every night.
Microplastic.
As a matter of fact, who was it that said it?
Complaint.
Who was it that said it?
Complaint.
Who was it?
Huh?
Who?
Did you do the wordle?
No, I haven't, but get him out of my sight
because I'm doing it now.
It's time, baby.
Hey, your happy 15th birthday, Emma.
Thank you, Summer W.
Summer.
You're happy 19th birthday, mean Lord.
Thank you.
I don't know they had any of those dark.
Oh, please say that dark.
Yo, W.
Alina, Alina, Alina W.
Elena, please take that cheat lock in.
It's time.
Yesterday was the pinnacle of wordal ability.
It was borderline, not human.
What I did yesterday on the wordal.
Now, the question is here, the big question here is,
am I able?
Am I able to do it again?
That's the question.
I don't know the answer.
But I plan on it.
Give me a vibe.
I
I
Got it
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BABY
they messed up giving me two green beads off rep
Hey, they messed up giving me two green beans off rip, baby.
What you talking about?
What was the word?
Blind.
Why am I creating Boston out of my color?
Well?
Okay, so IRS audit with the vibe, thank you.
That was anti-climatic.
I was planning on being locked in for like 15 minutes there.
You love to see it.
You love to see it.
Hate to see them go, but I love to watch them go.
but I love to watch him leave. I says it's Chris Redfield walks out the door to go to work.
Let me tell you buddy, look here. That, that was tough.
That was tough. Right there. I don't know what, I don't know what to say.
Yo, Avery G with the way. Appreciate that. Appreciate the rate, Avery G. W. Avery G.
Thank you.
Check.
Do you a dirt can beat people coping all they want to don't let
nobody throw dirt on your diamonds when you finally get them.
Hey, check.
When you finally get diamonds, you've been digging you've been out
there digging for diamonds for 10 days.
Everybody looking at you stupid man.
You stupid for this.
What you doing?
You're like, no, I'm gonna find me some diamonds, man.
They're like, no, you're stupid.
You finally dig up some diamonds.
They gonna come back.
They gonna come back.
They gonna throw dirt on them diamonds,
but it don't matter.
You don't know why?
Because diamonds don't get stained by dirt.
You just wash them off.
At the end of the day, you still got diamonds.
All these doobers in here talking about heat sheet.
Oh, heat sheet, heat sheet, heat sheet, heat sheet.
Yeah, buddy. Guess what?
I still got the word on right.
Two guesses, Doober.
No, play with me.
Yo, missing meadow with the five.
W, missing meadow with the five.
You got lucky.
You know what's crazy?
I don't think I got lucky on that one.
My finger hurt.
Chad, I cut my finger.
Cooking potatoes the day before yesterday, I ain't heard.
That cuts deeper than it looks too.
It really don't look like that,
but that thing hurt, no.
My dad cut off the side of his finger today too,
which is crazy.
Like I cut my finger,
my dad turns around,
they cuts off like half of his finger.
Bro got a band-aid on too.
Half? He cut like
The side right here like a big chunk off the side of it. You can't get right
right. Evil with the fire. That bro can't get right man. Oh, they got hit with heads.
Oh my goodness.
Hold on, G. I'll do a couple of these today for I get on for a continue to cart game from
last night.
Oh, oh my goodness.
What is this?
That's a Red Dead Redemption intro.
You can't fight me.
Ranked Duchess Quotes?
Oh my goodness. Yo, Modest dude.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Oh, I can do this.
Wait, I can do this.
It's your captain.
You can't fight change.
Oh man, this unironically might be number one.
Wow, this legitimately might be number one.
This is no joke.
Top three best cut scene.
This is like the coolest cut.
This one, the coolest cut scenes in the whole game.
Because what led up to this cut scene just made it that much better.
Like you're fighting just hordes of these goobers chasing you down this mountain.
I'll go to here. I don't know if I can put it number one because Dutch got so many good quotes.
Can I put this at one? Or do I even put it at two? Do I put it at three? No, this legitimately
goes it this goes it to this goes to now hold up now i might be missing something
do i go two or three with this i got to make sure this is right this is right up my alley right
here. I'm going to. No, no, hold up. I can't mess this ranking up, Chad. I can't. I can't afford
Or the aura loss if I mess this ranking up. Hold on, dude.
Three.
You can't fight.
Gravity.
Three.
We need...
We need...
MONEY!
You dumb fool!
MONEY!
We are dead!
We are all...
I'm gonna go six with that one. That's a good one. I'm gonna go six with that one place
Ain't no such thing as civilized
It's man so in love with greed. He has forgotten himself and found only
I'm going to put that one right there at number five.
I have six, five, and three.
So I have remaining four and one.
stay strong. Stay with me. Four. We ain't done yet. We've got to keep. No, where is the one
where he was standing outside of the manner that we ready to get Jack back? That was the
most cool that dude ever looked at any of these games. Do y'all remember, yeah, when
We rated the break weight manner and Dutch walks up just straight gangster just talking
in the pools.
Oh my goodness, man.
Oh, how was that not in here?
I was holding my number one for that.
Man, Dutch is so cool.
I don't care.
Dutch is cool.
Man, the whole game just cool.
They will not crush us.
We know who you are.
Show it?
I'll show it.
I'll show it.
Just so you know what I'm talking about.
That's like one of the coolest characters ever looked in a video game.
Hold up
Y'all know what I'm talking about when they pull up
I swear this is the top 10 coolest anybody's ever looked in a video game I don't care Dutch
looks so good about this out there
all right everyone dismount and come to me we'll go in on foot from here
first shot now jack we should have stayed out all it is a bit late for that ain't it
oh come on let's get this done just wait you sure you're okay like I said I'm
fine follow my lead both these redneck families
They think they are ruining us?
I don't think so.
There they are.
Who stings a goddamn boy?
I'm gonna fly those sons of bitches.
Don, I need you to stay calm.
Get down here now, you inbred trash!
That's how you know he was mad, bruh!
Get down here, now!
You inbred trash!
What the hell do you want?
Here it is, here it is, here it is!
Easy, John.
We come for the boy.
You must know me well.
Shouldn't have messed with our business now, should you?
Whatever complaint you have with us, alleged, or otherwise,
that is a young boy.
That is not the way you do things.
Hand him over.
Get the hell off our land.
If you ain't gonna be civilized about this
Oh my goodness he's so tough bro I don't even care if he went crazy bro something like this bro you just oh my goodness man bro
If you ain't gonna be civilized about this
Say what you will
About Dutch
He just too cool, bro. He just too cool, man
He just he's just too cool. He is now. I'm definitely buying the game. I've told this to a few of my friends before. Legitimately no glaze. If you haven't experienced red dead to you need to for like your own sake.
Do yourself a favor and play that game. It's oh my goodness. It's so it's so good.
like there's so many cut scenes it's just like yo this is cool man like actually cool
I swear those cut scenes like that bro it is like the definition of just straight cinema
straight cinema
What we got? What we got? What we got?
Homemade Sweet Tea or Milo Sweet Tea? Oh, that's going to be hard to beat.
Two.
Why do you go crazy?
Michael.
Oh!
Apple juice!
I really have apple juice too, but it's good.
Four.
I don't know what this is.
Five.
One.
Two.
Easy two.
Oh no I don't have two!
Three.
Right behind T.
Three.
Bubbly nasty chat, is it for real?
Rank these case being goofy moments.
I'm about to take my drawers off and start throwing it in the circle and the back and the wind
from the butt cheek action is gonna blow over the facehead.
and the back and the wind from the butt cheek action is gonna blow over the face hand.
I'm gonna be throwing that thing in such a for a circle so fast it's gonna create a side
clone and it's gonna suck up the face dammit.
Mercy, man. This is duty.
I
Didn't wash their hands and they and it was grabbing your cup and they put your feet
They put their finger in the cup and it was gravity and they put up your sweet tea you drink a booty juice, bro
true, though
I saw it happen one day
Happy birthday, Gabby with the five happy birthday, Gabby
That's it. I got you. You know what? I got you. This is a certified bump. I'm putting this in to
This reminds me of summoning salts YouTube channel. You know when you hear this you about to get a
Banger YouTube video from summon and salt bro. No joke. I can't put it as a standalone song. I'ma put in three
Oh man, that's tough what I got four five and one left
I got one and five left.
you
you
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Hey you finally awake
I have a switch one and a switch two and I've played them both sub 10 times.
I mean that's probably personal opinion, but I've never had a Xbox 360 but unbiasedly
it has to be well it's gonna be somewhat biased so I'm gonna put it at four but I
never had X-Mas the S3 that is legitimately my second favorite
video game console ever I'm putting in it to I didn't have a game boy so I got to
go 10. That's my favorite video game console, the best video game console ever. That's number
one. Period. End of discussion into story. The greatest console ever. It's gotta be.
just gotta be and it was just I do
you put this on him
didn't you
are you doubling up
not six
hey get this over
Game crew I
Played a lot on the game crew man played a lot of NFL Street had a lot of fun
No, I don't know what I got left though
PS2 what many believe to be the greatest console ever and it could be
It could be I had the fat one and I had the slim one
Because when my fat one broke, I went to the slim one, except it was silver.
Who remembers us?
I remember I had a fat one and it broke.
And then I got one that was like this, except it was silver.
You could like pop it up, put a disc in and pop it back down.
These old ones like a little tray would come out, right? You put the disc on the tray.
The main thing I remember from the PS2 era is hoping that you got past that
you
you
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you
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I've been a furry and secret for-
Take a dump on my chance to lose!
It wasn't a different thing before.
How do I, how do I, how do I, how do I, how do I, how do I, how do I?
Audio
What the fuck?
How do I do?
I don't care.
Take a go body to the world, play it real.
Take a go body to the world, play it real.
Take a go body to the world, play it real.
Take a go body to the world, play it real.
Before mommy Claudia, we're Claudia's family.
Oh, that was a doctor feel production I should have known.
Rank these, but you can't change.
Rank these?
Oh, rank-a-la, how much you hate them?
Okay, bitch.
I don't really hate rats.
Five.
I don't hate them either six
Number one. Yeah
I don't hate raccoons either
Yeah, I just don't hate them I'll go I'll go seven so I got four three and two here
I've never experienced a seagull, so I'll go three, so I've got four and two left.
I don't hate snakes, I'll go...
Odds are whatever's next isn't going to be like as dangerous as this one will go to.
I sold
I literally got stung by a wasp this week terrible. Oh, I hate him. Oh my goodness. I hate him. I hate him
Write these songs on my playlist good hook
It's going to be hard for this not to be number one.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I did to edit to this song, too.
Yo, there used to be some banger red dead to it.
It's a song to I'm not going to lie.
They would always use the clip or Arthur standing on top of that thing when the train starts coming.
Y'all made a clip from red dead to a car on top of the tanker with his gun out standing on the train tracks that train start coming down.
sitting there with a gun out.
Yeah.
Showed you.
Oh, okay, so we are ranking them.
Supernovas, huh?
Three.
Black holes, that's number one.
That is the coolest thing in the entire universe.
It is the most nonsensical, absurd thing,
literally in existence. So it has to be number one. It just, it just has to be.
Those are tough. Two things got as much ore I'm going to go for.
Those are cool too. We're lucky we ain't been hit by one of those yet. We're going to die,
We're lucky one of them things ain't shot a laser directly at earth five
By the way, they're saying one of those is gonna hit earth next week
So you might as well start talking to your family chat
I didn't want to I didn't want to be the one to tell you all the problem heard. There's gonna be a giant pulsar
I think they're saying hit earth next week
so
You might want to start talking. I'm just I'm joking. I was trying to scare y'all about that
I'm joking man. I'm just scared y'all
Galaxies are dope.
Six though.
Oh, those are top two.
I don't know what I got left.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Oh, rank the video game character.
So...
See ya.
I should have put Steve at 7. I should have put Steve at like 9.
6.
There's only one other person that can be number 1, so I'm putting Arthur at number 2.
I'd smack him in the face if I seen him. 10.
I'll smack him in the face if I see them two, nine.
What do I have left?
There's number one. No, no. No, I'm sorry.
Eight three. I have eight.
Three, four, five and eight.
No, I use fifth.
Not fifth with Laura then.
Oh, tough.
You know what's crazy chat?
Kratos literally solos borderline everybody and like, ever ain't that kind of crazy bro
just kills everybody.
Like there's like not anybody that on this list or anywhere that can I kill him?
What do I have left?
Thanos? A Thanos snap couldn't even wipe out Kratos.
I do not care. Bro, a Thanos snap ain't even wiping out Kratos, bro.
It's just not. There's literally nothing. There's like nothing.
The universe would have to explode for this dude to die.
I have eight, three, and one. I'm gonna go three then.
What's up. Goku would smack him? No. Stop. Please stop. Please stop. No. You don't understand.
You must have, you must, you must don't know. You, you must don't know the, you must,
buddy, you must don't know. He would though. Okay. Well, you're just a goober. I'm done
arguing with you. If you actually think Goku could kill Kratos, you are. Give me
whatever you give me whatever you smoke in big dog like seriously I don't care
who it is it legitimately does not matter unless they are even if they're
immortal they couldn't kill them Kratos literally beat a dude who was
legitimately immortal as close to death as he could
literally what
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Why don't you stop it?
Please, I got you, please, I got you.
Thank you.
No, I'm sorry.
Man, it's awkward with no music, y'all.
Why are you sitting in the road?
We need to have some drivers etiquette here we got people sitting in the road.
Hey guys. Hey.
You just, I can't get, I can't get.
You better go, I'll get over it.
Again, brother, this is a big one right now.
Case, what I'm gonna do, let me go first.
I'll clear the way, I'll hit everyone out, and then you come right after me, okay?
Okay, thank you.
I did not ask that I did not ask that man I don't play roadblocks here
I've not seen you in here. What's he talking about?
Oh, yeah! I slid up!
I did it, Case! I did it!
Thank you! Let me get some speed built up.
How do I get some speed built up?
Case, can you drive?
I'm trying to keep it blocking it.
Hold that, by the way, idiot.
Get back in there. Get back in there. Get back in there.
Yo, y'all need to reset!
Leah, reset! You're missing a whi...
What? You're missing a wheel!
Watch out, Harvard.
Oh! Yes!
I see the checkpoint on the whole rise.
I really didn't even, I actually didn't say anything.
Case, case, case, go on the, go on the robots, go on the robots, go on the robots.
Huh?
Go on you, on the robots, go on the DC man.
That's right.
I said, for how long?
Oh, I like for one minute.
I need you to do it.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah!
Brody locked in.
Nice, dude.
Stage 10 in the books, baby.
What do you think it's going to be?
Stage 10 in the books.
I'm about to gamble again. Hold up, Chad.
Why can't you just reset?
I'm gambling.
Oh, my bad.
Smoke C, smoke C.
Why is it not working?
Oh
Yeah, we could wait on
Yeah, let's go wait up here. Well, I might need to rejoin
So I'm damn
Who is silly goose
I bet that we can walk it on the road again. Who's that?
Rude. No, you should have seen what that kid was saying to me that one time. No, you know, that ain't rude.
They were may go ahead.
You're calling me rude?
Don't stop playing the flute, man, please.
No, I won't. I won't play the flute. Thank you.
Whether that hurt my feelings, I think you got me messed up.
I'm not apologizing. You got me messed up.
Okay, okay, fine. You're gonna get three thousand times.
I'm gonna make sure you're not the past.
Oh, okay. I got connections.
Toby, I got connections.
When is the end of the stage?
You didn't get clean.
No, I got connections.
I got anti-fling technology.
This is so quiet with no music.
Hey, I'm about to go. I ain't waiting around all day. I'm out of here.
Turn the music on, I can't, but I copyrighted.
No!
Chat, why won't they give me nothing good?
Oh
Pixel cards
Chat what's the is the pixel card good the on I was that meta
Another pixel cards?
Oh, they got hit with ads!
How many times are they going to give me a pixel card?
Chat, please!
Chat, please!
Should I be damned all my money away right now?
is that good
Wait, where's my cards at chat?
Chat, what's better the devil cards or the pixel cards?
cards. Yeah, I made it. Good job, pal. I got a new car. By the way, look at this losers.
Get flexed on. Yeah, I see it. What's happening? Guys, guys, are we serious?
Oh, my God. Maybe we should do one at a time. Oh, man. Hey, watch out. How do you still
I'm still zooming. I'm still zooming. I'm going.
How?
You guys see me, right?
Okay, I fear it's over for you.
Hey! Hey!
No, that's a good choice. I can still make it.
I can still make it close.
Yeah, I'm gonna get him.
This car is so tough!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Careful, the engine's fired.
Careful, the engine's fired.
Careful, the engine's fired.
Careful, the engine's fired.
Don't be careful of this.
Wait, wait, wait!
No!
No, I can't move!
What now?
Okay, so push it!
Don't push it up the cliff!
I'm trying not to!
Wait, watch out, watch out, watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out, watch out!
Watch out, watch out!
Watch out, watch out!
Watch out, watch out!
Watch out, watch out!
Watch out!
Okay, everyone get to the edge of this wall.
Here, come here.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Yo!
Yo!
You're dead!
How?
How?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm going to get out of here.
I
Shout what's better the devil part of the technical part
How do I get to rainbow car?
This thing is slow!
Why is this thing so slow?
Why is this thing so slow?
Check, this thing literally came to make it up the hill.
I'm going back to devil car chat period chat we're going back to devil car partner you
You better believe it.
Oh yeah.
Excuse me!
Go Chas!
Ah!
You hate to see it.
I
Saw
Nothing stopping me check nothing
Nothing!
I'm crazy
My goodness, I got two croaks, I got two croaks!
Bro, I was flying, Chad!
Flying!
I thought I was tough right there, that's my fault.
Ha!
Ooh!
I thought I was still up front there, that's my phone.
Where'd everybody else go, Chad?
They not caught up with me yet?
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just going to go back to the cave.
I'm going to get some water.
One wave, two waves, double wave, one wave, two waves.
Mark you with the five.
Are you suspended from chat? Yeah.
Hey, you know what's crazy? I actually don't even think I said anything this time.
Rejoin for the mic, I went after this.
Wow, this guy sucks.
See ya, Nate.
Hit me, hit me! Hit me, hit!
Come on!
Oh my goodness, that was so-
You killed the momentum, how dare you!
BLEEE!
BEAUTIFUL!
That, that, that was, uh, uh, uh.
That ain't gonna work big doll.
I mean, you're gonna do all that.
You act like I ain't got nine robots staying around.
What you talking about?
See ya, Goober.
I'm so stupid!
Move!
Oh my goodness, I saw!
This tort does not have to be BUSTED to MAKE it!
I
Rejoice you might as well. I'm unmuted
Rolling the cart chat game of the year chat rolling the cart game of the year man. No joke
I'm locked watch
Too bad you suck at it Chad I do not suck in this game
Chah!
Chah!
I didn't even say none and they banned me.
Okay, so I say I have a I have a game. So just
Welcome back
It's where you like where you like have to survive in a zombie apocalypse
Apocalypse find it like yeah like you can like find guns and Anna Chad. Is it good?
Is it good?
This is that you can use to hold up night with the fire.
OK.
That's a lot of bullets.
Yeah.
Lots of guns.
Yeah.
Wait, wait.
In clothes, you also have, you can collect clothes
to like customize your character with.
Bit.
What'd you say, Michael?
So when you were speaking about the whole Minecraft mods
and talking like, what's the recommendation going for you?
I got a good one.
What are you doing?
Yeah, we're not about it again.
I got a good Micah mod you could try.
It's called Dream Shift.
Dream Shift?
Yeah, and to make it better, it's a Back Room's mod.
Wait, in Micra?
Yo, that shirt is top.
Oh, my goodness.
Thank you.
Kitty shirt!
That's awesome.
And I got kitty ones.
I'm wondering.
What are the pink things?
And the Emmys from the last one.
Wait, what's it called again?
No, have you viewers dream shift?
I'll beat down for this house. What do you got like some zombie action in there?
YOU SIT IN THE ROUND!
Remember guys, K-Soul's a pretty big dude, we need to give him some-
AYES!
We need to give him some-
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
Oh, I'm back! I can't stand not to hear you say it!
Go and get your money, little duffa bag boy!
Get money!
Go and get your money, little duff-a-bad-bot.
Get money!
No, I can make it.
I can make it.
I can make it.
I can make it, I can make it.
I can make it.
I can't move.
Oh my goodness, I can't move.
That was a good try.
Good try.
We're good.
Go and get your money, little guffabad boy.
Get money.
Full sand!
I hate you, I hate you.
I hate you.
Chad, why they blocking the road?
Go and get your money, little duff-a-back.
Give money!
I got him right here.
I got him right here.
Ha!
I
Leave a you copy of my car
W. I leave a thank you
I just heard somebody die.
How was she on foot?
What?
Let's go, baby!
No stopping!
You're gonna kill my momentum!
How?
How?
How?
No!
Dude, I was talking!
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
I got this. I got this. I got this.
I'm sitting at the bottom.
One last level. I'm beating this last level right here.
I'm just getting to a VC band. I ain't saying none.
Ha!
I'm trying to beat this last level in a spooky town.
oh
i'm good
i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm good
Alright, lock it, I'm beating this in my spooky town.
Good!
Hey, Trink!
Come on, let's go!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Be careful what you say!
I'm back!
You gotta be kidding me!
Oh my god.
Oh, I think you got to get down on your knees.
Chet is the rainbow car at the best one in the game.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
You hate to see it. You hate to see it.
Oh, I'm stuck.
I'm on three wheels. I'm a hot dog. Bye!
I
There's one that shoots people. Oh
I'm in the game in game in game in game in game in game in game in game
Like
Yeah, you copy me
I ain't got wheels!
I'm sorry to interrupt you.
Harvard, we got a problem big dog.
Oh, oh!
Yo, Harvard, we got a problem for wheels.
Oh, oh!
Oh, oh!
It's okay, okay, so let's talk it out.
Let's breathe. Breathe.
Harvard keeps sitting in the middle of a road!
Ah!
Oh, no, tell me about it.
I think I've seen it on several people.
No, I can't remember.
You're not going to be at the very end.
Uh, yo, yo, you're a local.
You're going to be a solid piece of that.
All for one, Chad. All for one.
I mean, no, one for a...
Actually, what? I don't know.
Okay, so take it slow. Take it slow here. Take it slow here.
We're having mercy. I can't move.
New slide back.
Oh, thank you!
You're modding I'm gonna give you my I'm gonna give you my oh my goodness
Oh my good yo, don't be you and me for real
Yo, don't be you and me for real
Thank you
oh
Give money
Give money
No!
What about time?
I'll not forget you!
Excuse me, Yoshi. Thank you.
What's up? I'd work on paying off my college.
What? You said what?
You have to move. Your character actually have condition.
I gotta do what I gotta do.
No, Harvard!
Mod's findest witch.
Mod's findest witch.
Findest witch now!
You're gonna rule this day.
You're gonna rule this day.
You're gonna rule this day, or promise you.
I promise you.
What have I done?
You good? You good?
OH NO!
I'm beating this level right here right here I'm beating this level right here
I'm sorry with an on.
They're my reset.
Case I promise.
I did not mean to do.
I was trying to help you.
It's OK.
What's up?
I
Excuse me
get all that and still couldn't get me where my car go where my car go oh my goodness
man oh my check this level ain't even difficult brah
You know you saw that
I'll give you a glass of water so you can have your rings bigger than 5!
You can't have your rings bigger than 5!
I'll have my rings bigger than 5!
AHHHHHHH!
What?
How'd you get that?
It's our middle-aged C.A.C.C.Core, buddy!
Oh
Give me some present
I can't do the one
Yeah, yeah, they gon' beg me for saying that next.
Ha ha ha ha!
AHA!
Job!
Get money!
It's not possible. It's never mind. Oh my goodness, man. I'm trying to get past
this is my longest level. I'm done yet.
When I did this earlier, it was like the easiest one. I think it's just because everyone's
Round the door.
Round the door.
Look at that.
I think Halima got me play on the iPad or something.
Halima be straight.
Swip.
Hey.
Clean.
There it is.
AHH!
Claim!
There it is.
There it is.
What is Yoshi doing?
He's at the same spot every time!
AHHHHHHHHH!
What are y'all doing?
I don't know.
I don't know.
And I don't get it.
I don't know.
What are they making me feel like I'm late?
No, what?
I was here!
I was here, Chad.
Y'all cheer me up, man.
Come on, man.
I was here.
I was here.
I was here.
Thank y'all.
I'm going to continue this game tomorrow.
Thank y'all.
Have a good night, Kate.
Have a good night.
Have a good night.
I'm going to get some candles.
Bye, Chad.
I'm a harder child of mine.
Bye, Chad.
I'm locked. Chad, I'll care what nobody says. That's game of the year right there. Chad,
I'll care what nobody says. That's game of the year right there. Period. Hey, that's
game of the year right there buddy you hear me I I I guess game of the year
right now
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Yeah.
uh yeah okay look um say serve or die would you like it with a side of fries maybe get it with
an apple pie now get the music back don't when i said uh say serve or die would you like it with
a sign of fries. Maybe get it with an apple pie. Get your discount. No, I lie. Say you
feign for a prize. I don't play knives. Just shaking the dice. Mess women and die. Hey,
I need a cheeseburger. Hold up. Hold the extra pickles. I don't want them. It kind
room was it I'm just trying to play the game trying to prove us it
uh hey how about a chicken sandwich no I want no
sandwich give me a give me a large fry hold up the music keep cutting off but
I'm going back in look here uh keep that music back on
hey says serve or die do you want it but with a side of fries how how about
You can get a discount. No, I lied. Hey, I'm about to jump in the ride. Then I'm going skydive till I hit the, the, the, the, the pines.
I'm done.
Name of this game is.
Well, server die.
Yep.
your happy birthday Juno thank you your music with the five thank you music
city records that is what the five get the wow they must want to sign me
tough
anyway serve or die buddy he said scouted get you a diet the own tap
Because it's time to serve or die, I guess.
My fault.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh-huh, cut that off.
Where's that on or off?
Okay, that's on.
Uh, yeah.
Uh, yeah.
Refire the sensitivity chat.
Y'all know the drill.
Boom, lock in.
Serve or die, Buster.
Oh, yeah, G.J. Answer the phone. Oh, no. How much am I getting paid first off? Let's
get that out the way. Lord have mercy. Who called him? Oh my goodness. Look at that
gift by the way. Lord! Weenie Hut Prison Warden sent that one. Alright. Let me go answer
the song I already hate this job bread box
hello y'all Lee hey buddy first day huh hope everything goes smooth thank you
who are you by the way I'd walk you through how things work but I really don't
have the time. You know, business man life.
Oh, I think the fuse boxes acting up. If the power goes
out, you can fix it from outside the storage. Well,
that's a great warning to have. So that means the power.
My life's just flickered. IRL GG skis.
You'll find whatever you need in the notebook back there.
Good luck.
Wow.
L Boss.
Yo, Pay Pay with the five.
W Pay Pay.
Yo, happy birthday, uh, uh, uh, Nikki W. Nikki.
Chat, tell Nikki happy birthday.
Appreciate that, Zaden.
Flip the shop sign to open.
Hold up now.
Oh, this is, oh, this is telling me.
It's telling me chat instructions, instructions.
Sandwich, sauces, soda, beer.
This is giving major kiosk vibes.
Kiosk was gouted.
Soup, cookie, coffee.
Okay, let's lock in chat.
First day on a job.
I don't know how much they're paying me.
Nobody gave me like a walkthrough besides the notebook.
So I at least appreciate them for that.
We got a little, oh, sizable bathroom.
I don't know what's in there.
Lock in a chat, good customer service time.
Let's go.
What is this?
It walks.
Is that referring to the...
One second, man, I'm sorry.
Yes, ma'am, how are you doing on this fine evening?
Hi, I'll have a sandwich.
Okay.
G.G.
Ma'am, I'm gonna keep it an absolute stack with you.
I'm gonna keep it an absolute stack with you.
You might wanna go take a seat.
It's gonna be about 15, 20 minutes.
This is my first day on the job.
Not only is it my first day on the job,
you're the first customer.
So you might wanna go take your seat,
get comfortable or something.
It's gonna be about 15, 20.
I'm not gonna lie.
Sox with the five, W. Sox with the five.
Who rated?
Yeah, who read also know Ray?
Hold up.
Bad everybody in here.
Bad everybody in here.
Kobe one moment.
I'll get you a chicken sandwich coming right up the red box.
That's some good looking bread.
Check that is some good looking bread all right man you said you want a chicken
sandwich is that cooked
Chicken sandwich, ma'am, what, what was wrong, ma'am, wait, wait, do I have to, okay let
Let me scrap, that's coming out of my paycheck, GG.
Do I actually gotta cook it?
I almost gave this poor lady salmonella.
That would have been bad.
That would have been real bad.
That looks pretty cooked, right, yeah?
By the way, real quick, handling raw chicken,
It's the worst actually the worst thing ever.
It I like chicken is good when it's done cooking.
But handling raw chicken.
It just it feels nasty you got to wash your hands 50 times you got to wipe down countertops 50 times. You got to wipe down the cutting board 50 times.
You just got to make sure nothing. It's oh dude. It's oh man. It's just I don't know
I don't know if y'all feel that way too, but it's bad, bro. It's bad
It's better all huh
Anyway, man, would you say you won't let us on that I got you right here ma'am no sauce just straight lettuce and chicken sandwich
I guess
There you go, ma'am
Thanks, doesn't look bad keep the change. Thank you so much ma'am. You had yourself a great night. Thank you
Good that was a bad first customer almost served raw chicken, but I didn't at least hey, how you doing ma'am
Yes
Oh, ma'am, did you know that guy?
Did you know him?
What can I get you?
Hey, I texted you.
I guess you didn't see it.
Huh?
Who are you?
Well, who are you?
Hey, what's your name?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hey, welcome. Sorry. It's my first day. I haven't had a chance to check my phone
It's okay, we're still going to the movies after your chef, right? Oh
Yeah, of course, I missed you I'm lying I
Missed you too. I won't keep you don't want your boss getting mad. He don't care
Since I'm here. Can I get a soda? You sure can
soda
Okay there we go boom great customer service there you go see you good luck
with your shift thank you okay I'll see you okay hold on
look at this goober thinking he tough look at this dude Chad thinking he tough
What's good, man? Oh, oh, oh, oh, you try to do something, huh?
Hey, man, make me a sandwich. Okay. First off, you're gonna watch. You're gonna watch
how you're talking to me. Make you one. Yeah, that's your job, isn't it? I got you. You
You want a beef sandwich?
All right, bet.
I got you, big dog.
I got you.
What you want that medium rare?
All right, bet.
You said by medium rare?
I bet
yeah there we go
boom just cheese on that just one second sir I gotta get one more ingredient
real quick
Enjoy your sandwich he won't take it burn okay no that's fine that's okay watch out
I'll make I won't burn it this time
I was about to take it to the bathroom again
Oh, that's no that don't say that's karma. That's not karma. This dude is very rude and disrespectful. That is not karma
Uh-uh
Hey, what are you doing you scared?
Didn't mean to I was just curious how you make it was you born yesterday
bread steak cheese sandwich hello
and now it's laying on the ground good job buddy hold up I'll be right back I
gotta go wash it off
Oh, I know there's some nasty stuff back in there, oh yeah, oh no, oh yeah, you just know
Oh, there's some nasties back in here.
Mm.
Yeah.
No, I'll wash it off a little bit.
No, I can't.
Here's your sandwich fresh from the grill.
Keep the change.
Not worth wasting time over.
Uh-huh, thank you.
You're gonna regret that by the way.
hand-drawn bill and bottle caps yeah deserved deserved by the way chat
hey Gartrude how you doing now
sweetie could you make me two sandwiches oh how nice you keep this place so clean the previous
worker workers weren't as careful man i just started here i don't have nothing to do with
the cleanliness in here i fear okay she wants a beef madele and ketchup sandwich let's get that
one going first get that beef on there i'll go and cook the chicken beside it beef madele
catch up. Okay, that chick is done. Boom. There we go. What a catch up at you want a lot of catch
up or a little bit ma'am? You want a lot? Okay, I got you right here.
Yeah.
Looking good.
Did I already put the meter on there? I think I did put the meter on there.
There's your first sandwich, man. Let me get your chicken one going real quick.
Chicken onion mustard. I got you right here. Chicken. Let me get you some onions.
Muster. I'm gonna go a little lighter on the mustard.
Yeah, about like that right there. There you go, ma'am. Thank you, dear. You're welcome. You have
yourself a great night. Thank you so much. That's great customer service, Chad. Great
customer service. Would you meet here, chat? Would you trust me to prepare you a sandwich here?
Would you? Good job. Easy.
Hey, how you doing now? The energy in this place, it feels off. I'm an energy reader. You can trust me.
I'll have a sandwich and a cold soda yes ma'am chicken lettuce onion and cheddar wow
Wow, you want all the...
Lettuce, onion, okay, chicken, uh-huh, cheddar.
There's your sandwich, man. Let me get your soda real quick.
Soda! Oh my goodness, I overthrown it.
Hold on, ma'am. There you go. Can I ask you something?
What? Sure. Doesn't it scare you working here alone?
Why would it be scary? I keep hearing strange stories about this place.
Anyway, I shouldn't get into your head. I should go.
man, what you talking about?
chat, you think the burger mascot's haunted?
gg
chat, look, why is the back door slightly opened?
Okay, I'm about to.
There is somebody behind the corner of that building with a knife.
Who is that?
Okay, time to start coping.
The power went off because it's raining.
The door blew open from the wind from the storm and that dude's
bringing a knife in here so we can cut up the sandwich.
What's good big doll?
Hey I'm really hungry I can't even decide just make me whatever you want and I'll take a drink too. Make you whatever I want. Alright, there.
There you go big doll. You said it any food it didn't have to be-
why did the sandwich move wait what oh no oh no I'm about to put in my two weeks
notice. You done lost your mind. Thanks a lot. Is it only watching me? It's only
watching me. What? Who is calling? Oh no. Hello. Hey buddy, sounds like you did a
good job. That's enough for your first day. You can go ahead and clean up and
head out. I got a little surprise for you tomorrow. Let me guess. It's extra work.
G.J. This what I give for trying to get a job, huh, chat? Now, here's the question. Is the
mascot possessed? Is there somebody in the mascot? That's the question.
I'm scared, Loki. Bro, that is creepy.
There we go. Not gonna lie though, besides the creepy stuff-
Stop right
Hey, sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. Oh, okay, I
I called out, but I guess you didn't hear me.
We're already closed.
I'm on my way to the festival, please.
Can I get a sandwich and two beers?
I mean, I guess you're just gonna, do I have to do this?
You gotta be kidding me.
And you want all that on there?
Yo, you got me messed up, man.
This is ridiculous, we're already closed and I don't get paid overtime.
Ma'am, this is truly ridiculous right now.
You're gonna come in after I stop?
Oh, nah.
You want everything on it?
Shedder.
Tomato, onion, mustard.
What?
Oh, ketchup too!
There's your sandwich.
What?!
Chat there is lettuce on it plain as day. What's wrong with the sandwich?
Oh, it doesn't need lettuce on it. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh no.
So it's everything but but lettuce right everything we got but lettuce
but less that's nasty number 15 the one thing you wouldn't want on your burger
king burger I forgot how it goes
Boom, mustard ketchup, there is your sandwich that I worked overtime for, two beers, boom.
Did I just hear a beer break?
Beer?
You want to?
I'm gonna make you stay late so I can make you a sandwich I supposed to be gone 15 minutes
ago.
This is ridiculous.
That was the end of my shift.
I'm going home.
Chad, would that make you mad?
No joke.
go to the store if it was anywhere between like 15 minutes of it closed and I
wouldn't even go in there then
who called her who called her hold up might be the boss again he probably
give me extra work hello hey buddy morning first off stop calling me buddy
it's getting disrespectful at this point second off good morning remember I
said I had a little surprise for you soups on the menu now I know you're
thrilled I told you you was gonna have me some more money you'll find out how
to make it in the notebook
Su Supo. That's the easiest
tutorial ever.
You know what W game? No.
It can be. You know what? The
obvious may not be that
obvious sometimes. So, you
know what? I appreciate it.
For that. What kind of soup
Oh, it's no-
Oh!
Oh, oh, let there be some of that left at the end of my shift.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, let there be some of that left at the end of my shift.
I'm taking the whole pot home.
Oh my goodness.
I'm taking the whole pot.
So the how?
How you doing now?
Cyberpunk with the five.
Thank you.
Have you run into anything unusual lately?
Matter of fact, yes, I have.
A serial killer stalking me and the mascot is sentient.
No, not really. Why my line?
I see. I'm looking for a few strange reports. I'm looking into a few strange reports.
Anyway, I'll have a soup. Man, I got good news for you.
Our soups are brand new. You're the first customer to have these.
Tomato soup. Mushroom soup. I hope you enjoy. Have yourself a great night, man. Thank you.
I
Love games like this chat. I swear I do I swear
Ain't nothing like I don't like it bro. I swear. I love these games man
Who just do think he tough walking in here?
What's up, man chicken sandwich and soup hurry
Wow, how polite I
Got you chicken sandwich and soup
The only thing bad about this job is the creepy stuff and the rude customers, but I can handle that
You know how I can handle that watch this
That's your flavor on that thing
Okay, tomato lettuce ketchup
lettuce
Tomato you won't get on there and cheddar on there
boom
cheddar
And you won't mustard and ketchup full. This is a full house right here
boom boom there's your sandwich
That better not come out of my paycheck, Chad!
It better not!
Hello!
I
I
I already do it.
He probably just tried to, he's probably trying to do like a fast food, infinite fast,
free fast food glitch where he comes in here he does that he calls after I give him his one sand
which he gets the other one out of the trash can while I'm in there and he gets one out of
trash can and here he gets two for one how much in a bay he's scamming me how much you want to
bet that's a scam operation how much you want to bet it that's what the sauce is on first
ketchup, mustard, onion, cheddar, tomato, lettuce, onion, cheddar, tomato, lettuce, there's your
sandwich you you incompetent you couldn't even make a sandwich yeah I gave it to
you exactly how it's supposed to come
I wish I hope that dude comes back in here.
I hope that dude comes back in here.
Mine ain't going to wait, so I'm going to give this like an alley cat or something.
I'll be right back.
One second.
Yo, case any stray cats out here, I got y'all.
Hold that.
How you doing, sir?
Man, today's worse than yesterday.
Man, that sucks.
Can I get a sandwich with three beers?
Ooh, three of them things?
I mean, hey, I hope you didn't drive here.
I hope you just walked.
Chicken lettuce and onion, he's keeping it simple.
No sauce is kind of crazy.
But okay, chicken lettuce and onion.
There goes the onion.
Oh, that's still raw.
Hurry up, this piece of chicken ain't cooking.
There we go, cook.
Lettuce.
All right, sir, I got you three beers coming right up.
One minute.
Beer number one.
Beer number two.
Beer number two.
Beer number three.
Sir, I thought.
beer number three I got fired today three years at the same place not even a
thank you that's tough man sorry to hear that
sometimes you wish you were some guy making sandwiches appreciate what you've
got just some guy yeah forget it
Is he talking down to me? Big dog. I could have put...
Not that that sandwich.
You know how much? That's a big sandwich.
You're a scientist.
Anyway, Ches my customer service been on point today.
We got a doctor coming here, bro got motion.
How you doing, sir?
Good night.
All right, good night.
You have a good one.
Scientific work.
It's exhausting.
Oh, you're a scientist.
I'll take two sandwiches in a suit.
I got you.
Oh, he's based for that.
mushroom soup coming in first you want a beef and a chicken sandwich let's get
the beef going first I'm going to cook the chicken though I'm getting them a
side sear going on that that's my newest cooking stretch that it's called the queso
side sear strap it may look crazy but it gives you the best steak ever
Shadowburn mustard. I'm a steak, I mean okay. There goes your steak sandwich. Now I got
your chicken sandwich coming up. Chicken, lettuce and ketchup. This still
combinations are. There you are sir. There but a lot of power out is. Recently. Last week
I saw people in the municipal building on the municipal building roof. They were setting
up something like an antenna. Then the power just cut out. Do you know what that antenna
does? No, some kind of TV channel maybe. You're very ignorant my friend, you need to wake up.
Let me guess sir, is it a flop camera? Frequencies my friend, frequencies.
Who was that strange man? I better take a toilet. Probably a flop camera.
Hey, yo, big doll. You the dude that disrespected me earlier. Where are you at? I just saw you
walk in here.
I don't know who to be more afraid of Mr. Sandwich or the weird
What is going on?
Bruh, uh-uh, why is like everything trying to kill me?
That sandwich's still over there.
Where goes that sandwich I threw out earlier?
They still got steam rolling off of it.
Okay. Stay away. Okay, so chat we got multiple problems. First problem, a lot of our customers
are rude. Second problem. There's like multiple people stalking me. Third problem in the
biggest problem is that the mass stock that we are forced to work with every day is haunted.
Hello. Hey, are you okay? You look really scared. Yeah, I just experienced some strange things.
I'm sure it's just because you're tired. Sometimes things like that can happen.
No, that's not it.
Hey, I'm ready to break up.
I've done spilled my heart out to you.
I told you, I'm going through some stuff.
And you're going to downplay that and tell me it's just because I'm tired.
I think we should go our separate ways.
Go home and get some rest.
What you tell my boss that you want anything to eat?
Yeah, soup will be nice.
Let it be.
Hey, let it be a tomato soup.
I'm breaking up right now.
If I turn around to see tomato soup.
Goodbye.
Get out of here.
You talk about.
You need the mate of soup!
Here you go.
Thank you, take care of yourself. You're very important to me.
Crap.
See you later. You lying, though.
Have a good one.
Catch you later. We're gonna go to the movies, right?
exactly yesterday. Not bad. Man, who called? Gone drop.
Golly made that. Yeah.
Hello? Hey, how's it going? Long day, huh? You're doing a great job. Go ahead
and clean up then head out. How does he know I'm doing a great job? Chad, is
Do you have cameras watching me or something?
Chat, the boss might have cameras watching us.
Wait, that's where that flop camera came in.
The boss put up the flop camera and he's just watching us.
What if the boss is in the mascot?
Wait, you actually might be on to something, no joke.
That would expla- wait.
I think you're actually on to something right now.
Wait.
It actually could be chat, no jokes.
Day three.
In other words, GG.
Oh look at that, we got cookies.
Haha, you see.
Hello?
New day, huh?
Hope you're enjoying the video.
Hello? New day, huh? Hope you're enjoying the work. I'm not, but okay. Let's keep growing
the business. Let's. Big dog. You're the one that owns a place. I'm making $2 an hour.
Let's keep growing the business. Bro, I'm just slinging sandwiches. I added cookies
to the menu. Shouldn't be too hard for you and remember we're a family. Whoa, hold up.
Why is he being extra weird today? Hold up! Uh-uh.
Cookie! Cookie!
So you got a microwave before we get out, all right, I got it.
Mascot keeps changing.
What?
How can I help you?
Hey man, can I get a cookie and a soda?
Wait, you're the guy who paid me with a bottle cap.
Yeah, that was a misunderstanding, my bad.
Don't worry, I'll fix it today.
This is a no-service type deal right here.
No way.
I'm going to go to the
to once boom microwave those
chat why does the mascot have a knife
but how do I
Oh they go in singles only oh okay I got it
Going
Is it not oh you can only microwave one at a time to I'm stupid. Okay. We're good
Boom there's that and you want two sodas one soda
Two soda I got a free discount coupon from last time. I'll use that covers my debt too
Yo, you come back in or I'm shooting you next time I'm just saying.
Yo, next time you come in here I'm shooting you by the way.
That's the second time I'll let you get away with that.
You're dead next time you come in here.
I'm on site, literally.
How you doing, ma'am?
Our senses let us here.
We'll have a sandwich, a cookie, and a soup.
Who is we?
Ma'am, what are you talking about?
Who is we?
Huh?
Chicken sandwich with onion, onion, cheddar, and then mustard and ketchup.
I just ate lunch recap we got a job at a sandwich making place and the mascot that's here keeps
following us around and watching us and he just pulled a knife on me I don't know what's
going on. I honestly do not know what's going on. Let me get your cookie going ma'am. There
you go. Let me get you made a soup. Boom. Enjoy that. Cookie done. There you go. Can you see
something's needed we need to go wait she wasn't lying wait what she wasn't
camping
shout I'm so scared of a mascot bro stop Lucas with the five look at all this
student literally has a gun in his hand. Sir, this dude literally has a gun in his
hand. He wants a sandwich. Who does? The boss doesn't like to wait. Move. Or this
will be the last sandwich you ever make. Oh, this dude from the mafia. Chicken and
chicken and onion sandwich
4 cents
chicken and onion
beef, beef, chicken
ah sorry I'm sorry
beef, beef
chicken
beef
beef, chicken
Sir, please, cheddar tomato.
Cheddar tomato.
There's another one.
Sir, hold on, that's two of four.
You gave me a large order right here.
Chicken, lettuce, and tomato.
Lettuce.
Sir, relax, I'm ma-
Beef.
Beef.
Lettuce.
Mustard and ketchup.
There you go, there you go.
Oh my goodness, bro, what?
Why is the mockery just coming in here?
They followed me to the stanky shores
and the sand which is making place.
You're not letting me sit here?
I didn't pick up the mic.
Oh, Gertrude's back.
Hey Gertrude, how you doing? You're back?
Hello, dear, I'd like some cookies and a soda for my grandchildren your grandchildren couldn't come get them
I know your grandchildren down to be in their 40s old as you looking
They couldn't come get them on their own. They sit there poor old grandma to come get them man. That's great
Yo, you me go talk to him Gertrude. I'll go talk to him
That's crazy. They're sending
her over here to do this. That
is crazy. You want another
cookie? I got you right here.
There you go. You want you a
soda too? There you go, grand
grand. Oh, these one cookies.
for real Chad. Thank you. That's
my favorite customer so far. No
joke. That's my favorite
customers. Gertrude.
Chad am I doing good? Be honest.
Is this an escaped prisoner?
Oh yes. I want something to
want something to eat and drink. You're such a... what? Don't look at me like that. What
What you mean?
I'm just hungry.
Soda.
Chicken.
There you go.
I don't have any money.
I'll pay you later.
Before the night's over maybe you can leave now
Lou you with the five thank you
Hello good night I'm gonna get a sandwich a cookie and some soup I got you
Tomato soup, let me get that going first. Boom.
Sandwich, you want a chicken sandwich? I got you right here. Chat, is my customer service not on
point? I mean, be for real. Y'all know what is. Don't lie. Lettuce, onion, and mustard. Onion,
lettuce, and mustard. I hear you microwave!
Hello, you're doing great.
The former employees used to say strange things happened here.
Fortunately, you're not making up ridiculous excuses like that.
The mascot pulled a knife on me.
What is he talking about?
What does he mean by making up particular stuff chat y'all saw it this mascot pulled a knife
on me. Hello?
Jack, who here thinks that the boss is living in the mascot? Who thinks that?
That actually was a good theory, no joke, but the question is like why?
The food you made was delicious so I thought I'd stop by while I was
passing through. If the cops can't catch me, we'll see each other one more time. Okay,
get out of my face for real. Actually, I'd like to get out of my face for your own good.
I swear. Dude is a creep.
We should have called the cops on him already.
There we go. Let's get out of here. That was a kind of a rough day. It started off
bad with the mascot pulling a knife on me.
GG day four. What's your checkers order? I'm about to get some
deep-sea double with some fries. Deep-sea double is
goaded.
Hello? How could I have forgotten this? The other day I found a coffee machine
for a really good price it should go great with the cookies of course I'm
not going to explain how to make the coffee oh of course you're not
elbows you know I'm a busy man no you're not you live in a mascot outfit
so I'll make the coffee
How he wow that's it no no creamer no nothing like that okay that's
chat why
bro stop
Why is he there?
Hey ma'am, how are you?
Hi, good evening.
Did you make me a coffee, a cookie, and a sandwich?
I most certainly can, ma'am.
Oh, I did not!
We're cutting expenses, I'm sorry ma'am.
that one. There we go. Coffee, cookie, let me get your sandwich going. You want
you a chicken sandwich? I got you right here ma'am. Chicken, cheddar and lettuce
and some other stuff on it. Boom, boom, cook. Now look how quick I am with it.
Mustard and ketchup
Mustard
Five-second rule true chat. Do y'all abide by the five-second rule or when something hits the ground y'all throw it away
Not gonna lie if unless it drops on a nasty floor
It's fair game
Thanks, you're not bad at this. Wow. What a great compliment man. Thank you. You're not bad at this
Have a good night.
45 minute rule.
Hey, hey, I think someone's following me.
You think someone's following you?
I've been getting stalked for four days.
and you just don't make this about you. Hey, look here, Samantha. This ain't gonna work.
This look, I just ain't gonna work. I'm gonna focus on myself and let's move on out of here.
I think the same person's following me too. King playing with the five. We should call
a police. No, there's no need. I think it's my ex-boyfriend. I'll handle it. If you get
involved, I didn't mean to skip that. Are you sure? Don't worry. He won't hurt me. How
do you know that? Wait, how do you know that? Wait, wait, come on, come on! How does she
know that? He's following you. What do you mean he won't? I'm sick of you man. You got
a problem? Don't you realize what a mesmerizing beauty she has? What are you saying about
my girlfriend you idiot what girlfriend I was talking about your mascot's beauty
chat what is going on in this town there's like two or three normal
customers everybody else is straight tweaking
Where's my gun?
Where's my gun?
I'm bopped up.
Where's my gun at?
Yo, you're not getting nothing out of here.
You better get out of here, seriously.
Hey man, how were you shut up talking to me?
Get out of here.
I'm really glad coffee was added to the menu.
If you don't have money, you're not getting anything this time.
For the last two times, you paid with ridiculous nonsense and left.
It's not ridiculous nonsense.
It's just your point of view at the end of the day, the things I gave you were paper
too, weren't they?
I swear on everything I love.
I swear on everything I love, you better get out of my store.
I'm giving you about 30 seconds, if that, to get up out of my store.
I'm not sure if I'm going to
That scared me that why didn't it scare him? That's who I was trying to scare
What do you want coffee? No, I don't like coffee. He just said he's happy coffee was added to the I
Want a sandwich in soup this dude's unlawful as mine this dude actually done lost as my cat like fully done lost it
This is ridiculous. Why?
Why are we taking this dude's order why matter of fact do I care no forget my
boss he can steal all he wants to I don't know why I'm tweaking yeah forget
this place why am I even tweaking I don't care about this place you know
what sir I got you no joke sir I got you right here forget my balls no matter
fact I'll put you some extra on us all
Oh my god.
Well that actually just scared me so bad.
actually just scared me so bad. I don't know why that just scared me so bad. Bro, what was that?
What's up with the sandwich you got? Do-do on it. Don't matter. Take it. You gotta be kidding me.
I gotta remake the sandwich. That's bad too since when no way
Cheddar tomato mustard cheddar
Tomato mustard Chad did that get you to be honest no live don't be tough now be real with me
It's a steak sandwich.
Tomato lettuce cheddar.
No cap.
Oh, y'all so tough, huh, Chad?
Lettuce, tomato, cheddar.
Y'all so tough, huh, Chad? You didn't get jump skirt.
Hey, thanks, man. See you around. Yeah, get out of here.
Give money dude actually paid Wow all the scientists back in here who insulted me
greatly yeah good evening have you noticed anything about the frequencies big
dog just order a sandwich or something I don't know about no frequencies I'm
just trying to make it through the day man what kind of things have strange
event started happening. Do you know something? My friend, I know far too much, but I'm very
hungry right now, so we'll talk about that later. I have a sandwich and a coffee and a warm cookie,
I got you right here. Sandwich, he's going chicken on a sandwich, chat. Chicken, let's get a cookie
going, boom, chat. My customer service is actually ridiculously good and y'all know it,
don't lie lettuce tomato ketchup tomato lettuce ketchup boom there's that get that cookie going
boom get that coffee going look how quick i am with it
oh another
You have a microwave sound like a bomb about to go off.
I swear.
There you go.
You should be careful with the frequencies.
They make you see things you're not supposed to see.
They can mess with your mind.
Everybody's trying to tell me, chat that it's in my mind and it's not.
Y'all see it too.
And most importantly,
One of the toilets is badly clogged. You should probably take a look good luck
What?
You gotta be kidding me. I'm not washing my hands either. I ain't washing my hands
I'm a serve sandwich with no wash hands
who? who? who? you gotta be kidding me. it's splashing
Oh, that's so nasty.
Oh my goodness, that's actually so nasty.
How are you?
hey hello can I get a coffee the cookie yes you can ma'am I just washed my hands
too coffee to cookies and you didn't make to the sandwich man I'll be
scared ma'am I'm scared another cookie already got a coffee cup coffee there you
go your other cookies done too there you go thank you none of it just get your
sandwiches a beef sandwich chat what would you get a beef or a chicken sandwich
me personally I'm going beef on that
beef lettuce catch up in mustard
especially if it's grilled chicken now fried chicken yeah I'd go chicken over
beef but if it's grilled I'm going
I'm going to beef.
I got a lightheaded.
Move.
Who called then?
Hello?
Hey my friend, I hope you're doing well.
I'm tired of you calling me standing every night boss.
I hate this job.
I hate you.
I want to leave.
I have a huge surprise for you tomorrow, so be prepared.
The mascot is moving.
So be prepared the mascot is moving
Don't be ridiculous, buddy. It's just a mascot
Anyway, I can't waste time with things like this. You better focus on your work, too
He didn't believe me. Let me guess the huge surprise tomorrow is gonna be the fact that we're serving
French fries! Yeah! I get to go flip-flop! Yeah, I want your flippings wide!
Big surprise, bro. You ain't got nothing positive waiting for me, man.
You don't believe me that the mascot's moving.
He's young, quick, he wasn't getting off the phone, so when I brought that up...
French fries are good not a good
don't get me wrong matter of fact it's one of the best foods you can eat in a
world not for you but just generally speaking I love me some French fries
I love me some french fries buddy.
No joke.
Day 5.
A.K.A.
G.G.
Okay the mascot's back in the normal spot.
Is there a fryer around here?
Who woulda guessed chat?
What a surprise. What a beautiful surprise. Hey my friend, I was thinking the other day
and a brilliant idea came to me. Why don't we sell fried food alongside the sandwiches?
Chad, this dude thinks he's an innovator. This dude thinks he's a genius. I'm sure
people will love it that was the big that was the big surprise by them
Yo.
Hey!
What?
New customer?
Oh, no, this is that one dude.
I actually like this guy.
What's up?
How are you, man?
Make me a nice sandwich and a coffee.
I'm not a big fan of coffee.
I'm not a big fan of coffee.
I'm not a big fan of coffee.
I'm not a big fan of coffee.
I'm not a big fan of coffee.
I'm not a big fan of coffee.
Make me a knife sandwich and a coffee.
I got you.
Now, don't mention the French fries, the onion rings,
and all that that you want to, just fries and a coffee.
Easy enough.
Hey, hey chat.
Hey, microplastic, look, deal with it.
He wants an onion rings too.
Microplastic chat, sorry.
Boom, they done, they done, all right.
on your rings. Why can't I get the french fries? The french fries not done? What? Lord
had mercy, I'm wasting product. All right, Sam, let's get some beef going, Chad. Beef.
All right, lettuce, cheddar, lettuce, cheddar, onion,
tomato, sandwiches done.
What?
Beef, lettuce, tomato.
OK, those got to be.
I didn't put the beef on it.
Oh, my goodness.
Hold on.
Why didn't he put the meat on the sale?
Chad, I'm stressed.
Are these fries done?
Why can't I get the fries?
Wait, why can't I get the fries?
The burp?
I hate this job.
Chad, I hate this job.
I hate this job.
I hate this job.
Why did y'all let me burn the fries?
Sandwich.
Fresh, fries, cooked to perfection.
Hello?
You gotta be fistin' me. Take the fries!
I started a new job yesterday and the pay's pretty good too.
I'm happy for you. You looked sad the other day.
Yeah, I feel really sorry for you. I wish you'd have to work in- Okay.
Why is everybody so rude? What's the police doing?
What's up, man? Hello?
Hello
I'd like some soup a sandwich and some fried food
Soup sandwich fried food tomato soup. Let's get that going first
He wants some nuggets I got you right here
Let's get these nuggets going chat boom
What else on your rings?
I'm gonna drop through that burger king
Can I really get a Waffle Julia without your ring? Okay those are done. Let's get
these in a box. I did not make that in there. On your ring. Chicken nuggets and I
got you saying what's coming right up. You want some beef on it? There we go. Let's
Let's get some lettuce, cheddar and onion, onion, lettuce, cheddar, beef, ketchup, chat,
beautiful customer service.
By the way, a criminal recently escaped from a prisoner, escaped from a prisoner transport
vehicle.
He was last seen around here.
Have you seen him?
Yes, I most certainly have.
He came in here twice.
What was that chat?
days ago one two two days ago or one day ago I think was two days ago he came in
here two days ago twice being mad weird I'm not gonna lie yeah did he say
anything else he said he'd stop by again if he didn't get caught all right if
you see him again caught a police immediately take care of yourself see
later yes sir chat that was justified snitch right there right justified snitch
absolutely how you doing I'd like a sandwich fries and a soda chat I like
this guy too he's always been polite no joke this dude's always been polite
French fries, soda, there you go. French fries are done. Let me get your
sandwich right coming right up to beef, onion, and ketchup. Simple, keep it as simple.
Beef, onion. It's not like a nasty sandwich by the way. That sounds disgusting.
Excuse me?
Ah!
No!
No!
You gotta be kidding me!
No way!
You gotta be kidding me!
You gotta be kidding me!
You gotta be kidding me!
No way. Sir, I am so sorry about that. I did not know that was going to happen. Game of
a year, Chad. Chad, game of a year, dude. I swear. There you go, sir. Keep the change.
Thank you so much, man. You have a good night. Thank you.
Why? Dude, why is there a gift for everything, bro?
Dude.
That's crazy, chat.
Nobody would believe us either if we told them.
That sandwich just grew legs and ran out of here.
Hello.
I'd like a sandwich fries and a soda.
Are you okay?
You said some things the other day and then a piece of my soul is missing.
Oh, I'm looking for it.
okay well i'll get you food coming right up man friend fry
soda there's your soda man fresh fries are done let me get your fries going boom
sandwich chicken there we go what you want on that lettuce i'm gonna catch up lettuce
chicken done this is beautiful customer service chat you really can't beat it
there you go thank you there's a crying sound coming from the toilet I'm sure I
could hear it
Who is this new customer?
Oh no, Santa just keeps getting weirder out here, dude.
Hey, it just keeps getting weirder.
Yes?
Hi, I'm really hungry. Can I get a sandwich, nuggets and soda? You sure can.
Let's get your chicken nuggets going. Boom. Let me get you a soda.
Chad, I threw it right at him.
soda thank you he wants a sandwich to chat lock in chicken cheddar ketchup
tab you all want a chicken cheddar ketchup sandwich that don't sound too good
chicken cheddar put the put the put the ketchup on first as nice there we go
there you go sir thanks it looks very delicious have a good one by the way
What kind of sandwich place doesn't have mayo chat that is ridiculous if I walked in this sandwich place
They didn't have mayonnaise. I'm doing a three three six. No 180 and I'm getting up out of there. No joke
You got me messed up
Only thing to put on a chicken sandwich is mayo
Hello
Hey, man
Looks like sales are going well
We're feeling good, but let's not slack off. You're not doing anything by the way. It's all me
Keep working hard. See you tomorrow on the next workday.
El Boss Chat. Let's keep, he said let's like he's doing anything.
Prepare yourself for a jump scare. Prepare yourself, prepare yourself.
The power won't come.
I gotta clean up in the dark you gotta be kidding me you actually got to be
kidding me he's looking at me again
GG
By the way, Chris Bluefield with the same thank you.
Yeah, can I get a, uh, he's have a knife again?
He has an, is that blood on the knife?
Does that look like blood?
Oh, nah.
I gotta clean the toilet too.
Oh, nah.
It talks, huh?
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
I gotta get out of here. Which toilet do I have to clean? Oh, that's nasty. Chad!
Hey, you're the little... No! Come back! Chad, watch out for the backsplash. I gotta
to clean the toilet. Got it. Let's hurry up and get up out of here. This is a bad night.
He's still back there. He is so creepy. He is so creepy. I'm gone. Chill.
chill. How'd the lights turn back on? I bet it was that dude out there, day six. Let me
guess, boss got us doing more work. It's salads now, huh? Yeah, look, there's a salad bowl.
Yep. Hello? Hey, it's your boss. Listen to this. My wife got really upset about this
fried food thing. She wanted us to sell something healthy. I think salad's a good idea. It's
a bit of a hassle, but that's fine. You'll handle it. Courser wheel, boss. Courser wheel.
It don't matter if it's a hassle or not, I'll just do it. I'll do it. Chris Bluefield,
another five. Thank you. It's crazy, chat. It's crazy. Just give me all this work
for what?
He ain't married, true, he ain't married,
you know why he ain't married?
Because he's living in that mascot,
that's how I know he ain't married.
Let me go read the tutorial on the salads real quick.
All right, Jack, salad, bowl, lettuce, cheddar.
Oh yeah, G.G.
Actually, that's not too bad, believe it or not.
That's just like making a salad except no cooking.
Wait, I heard somebody, oh.
How you doing, ma'am?
Hey, hello.
I'm really glad salad was added to the menu.
Can I get a salad, a sandwich, fries, and a soda?
Yes, you most certainly can, ma'am.
Chad, look how nice I am.
I'm so nice.
Chad, what's the best kind of salad?
No joke?
Caesar.
Chad, Caesar salad?
Oh man
Caesar salad is by and I don't even think it's close. I really don't even think it's close. Yeah
I'm gonna work on a sandwich real quick. She wants a chicken sandwich
That's beef. What am I doing? Okay chicken sandwich with lettuce and tomato one of the first normal sandwiches in this game
Chicken sandwich with lettuce and tomato
There you go, I just get the salad going
Let us tomato cheddar onion
Let us
Let us make this sandwich
That action looks like a good sandwich there you go, I'm not sandwich what am I talking
about?
I'm seeing sandwiches now.
Thank you.
Keep the change.
She's so polite Chad.
No joke she is so polite.
is one of my favorite customers actually. Have a good night, ma'am.
Shadow, we officially forgiven this goober right here for that game.
Hey my friend, how are you? I decided to get a little fit.
right
right
I want a salad and something fried
a big dollar
what what what
that's okay he wants some chicken nuggets to go along with his salad
i said i was gonna get fit months ago and i'm still eating fried food brought
chat fried foods addicted man it just is straight up fried food is literally just i mean it's good
it's just it's good why is everything that's bad for you taste the best
Lettuce, onion, tomato. Lettuce, onion. This salad's basic. Tomato. There you go. Here,
take it. You better appreciate this money. Wow, thanks. You're finally paying. I got
I
Gotta use the restroom so bad chat
put a hand up that beautiful. Come on here to kiss me on my hot mouth. I feel a romance.
Jack, did y'all give good customer service while I was gone? Be honest.
Did y'all give excellent customer service while I was gone?
Nobody's ordering the mushroom soup proof that mushroom soup sucks no that's proof that nobody has
good taste but take it how you will case is booty juice with the five yes ma'am how may I help you
tonight good evening I'd like a salad and a coffee I can most certainly why don't you
mention the sandwich too. Everybody comes in here and just mentions two things and
I think I got an easy order. I look around you want a sandwich, a birthday cake,
some ice cream and all that. Just say what you want so I know what I'm getting
into. Thank you. Get your coffee going. Let's get the sandwich going next. Beef.
actually would you prepare the salad first that is that is etiquette right you
would get you would go salad first instead you would go coffee salad sandwich
if we're actually trying to have good customer service onion and mustard
onion what am I tripping mustard get a little bit extra on that there you go
get your coffee as well there is your coffee and let me get your salad going
man lettuce, tomato, cheddar, onion, lettuce, tomato, cheddar, onion, boom there
you are nice that's it nice thank you
Chad, when's the last time you had a salad?
Man, who is calling, bro?
Hello?
Hey, my friend, thank you so much for everything.
You did very well throughout this whole process.
Now I have one last request for you.
I want you to serve a very special customer for me.
After that, you can leave.
Ow! Ow!
Chicken.
tomato onion what is going on there beef
beef lettuce mustard what is happening there you go oh no Chad Gigi what's
What's up with the music?
Grace?
Sharon?
Not on me.
It's a battle.
What's going on?
Hello?
Key?
Unlock the lock.
What lock?
Oh, the locked door in here.
There is nothing in it.
The answers I'm looking for behind this door.
We need two batteries and a keycard.
Oh, I bet somebody- this is probably gonna turn into a granny like down here.
Shack, this goes a lot deeper than you could have ever...
He's down here.
Battery?
If I run, he might hear me. I shouldn't make any noise. Oh, no, GG, Jack.
Yo game in a year though, for real.
He's in here.
I chewed him.
Oh, that's not good.
I chewed him.
Oh, that's not good.
GG.
Sam was just took a duke.
Oh no.
Oh no.
What?
Keycard?
Have y'all seen a keycard?
What?
I can't go back in here, so it can't be in there.
I limp it, that one moved, big dog, did you just tune in here?
Big dog, the mascot been moving the whole game.
What you talking?
Hey!
Bro has been moving a whole game!
Wait what?
Wait...
Those are the guys that were stalking me outside!
Wait a minute, were we making human meat burgers bruh?
Where'd the dude, that's where the mantanus I was talking about.
He was watching me from down here.
The whole time.
Even in the bathroom.
No!
Who are you?
Who are you?
No way!
There's no way it was the scientist the whole time.
I warned you.
I told you over and over that you need to be careful with the frequencies.
Big dog! I was just working in a sandwich place slinging sandwiches!
Hello?
Wait, you're right. That does look like, uh...
That is like Vsauce.
Wait, you're lowkey right.
Hey Vsauce Michael here
Do got some good videos that's some of the best videos ever no job great videos
Like actually like great ones
So I love what Vsauce Vsauce bro Gus good. I mean
You go on a binge of Vsauce videos you watch them all in like a day. No joke. Just watching them back to back to back
Somebody said that way earlier. I didn't know that
that. What do you want from me? Let me go. It's too late now. You're the most important
part of my experiment. All those strange things you saw, the moving sandwich, everything was
planned from the very beginning. So was this guy the boss? I was also the person calling
you every day. Yep. How did we not recognize that when this dude came into the
store? It's wise.
I controlled all of it with the frequency. Why me? What's special about me?
Look, my friend, a lab rat doesn't ask why me. Now we will begin the real
experiments. Take him inside the test subject room. The what? Wait, no, hold up.
Samantha! SHOW THEM!
What do you think you're doing? You ruined one of those important test subjects.
I warned you professor. You had to put it into this.
Wait what? Hold up.
Chat, wait a minute.
Does she know what's going on?
going on? You mean to tell me the professor is her ex-boyfriend? No. No. No. The plot
got thick out of nowhere.
Orders came from above.
You were supposed to shut this laboratory down.
What?
What laboratory are you talking about?
Untie me.
No, all this work can't be thrown away because of a few people's whims.
I'm sorry professor, I can't warn you any further.
I don't understand how she's in on it.
is over. I'm sorry, you're a good person. You're truly kind. I only carried out the
task I was given. What do you mean the task you were given? Who are you? I thought she
She was our girlfriend in the game.
What task are you talking about?
We need to get out of here.
Unfortunately, there's no way out left for you.
You've seen everything now.
Are you s-
Double save the day!
The mafia boss!
No way!
No way to mafia!
Yo, if y'all don't remember earlier in this game, this dude came into the sandwich shop with a gun.
had a gun on me and made me make a sandwich as fast as I could or he was gonna kill me.
The boss wants a sandwich, you better hurry.
Oh my goodness, game of the year.
That was unironically, that was like legitimately a banger or a dead.
Well, Joe, that was a banger.
Jack, that was an actual banger of a horror game.
Say it with me, Jack.
The plot twist at the end, the girlfriend
wasn't actually our girlfriend.
She was working for that or whatever.
And then the mafia boss of all people came and saved us.
And he only saved us because the mafia boss wanted a sandwich.
That game could not have had a better ending that was so cinema I'm not even kidding that
game was so cinema.
Say it with me Chad.
Game of the year.
game of the year.
A great stream chat.
Hey, tomorrow chat, I'm going to try to do another episode of Stanky Shores, unless the games run long.
The games have been running long recently.
But if the games don't run long tomorrow, I'm going to try to do episode of Stanky Shores.
It's been a few days tomorrow.
Hey, great game.
Great stream chat.
I love y'all, man.
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Reset all the get this subs don't those bits follows the course our priests are y'all for this hanging out. Hey
Y'all have a good rest y'alls night have a good day tomorrow. I'm a see y'all tomorrow. There's your Jim and lemon
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