Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Uh-huh.
Go-hoop!
Yup, I am not late, Buster. Get it. Get that straight.
You already know what time it is, though.
Do you already know what time it is, though?
Of course you do.
Tough.
Cheers, partner.
Cheers, partner.
Woo! That's good right there!
Oh, yeah!
That's what I'm talking about right there, buddy.
Gavin with the five.
Yo!
What's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,
what's good, ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again,
once more, yet again, again, yet again, once more, again, yet, once more, yet
again yet again yet yet again once more yes yo cassie james uh zg sapphie uh bonito xo spidey
ash uh dirty prime mochi kd fire day solace aila jelly milley uh kw mech w suffers man
and pre-sates all white hooded.
I repeat, white hoodie and a violent actual autumn cage
pre-sates all.
And if you don't believe me that it's a white hoodie.
I mean, come on.
I mean, come on, Chad.
There's no argument here that can be made or discussed.
This is a white hoodie right here, period.
Yo, I was with the T and W I was with the 10. Thank you.
W I was with the 10. Appreciate that. Um,
case there's was no video where you did a tier list for fast food restaurants.
Absolutely horrible takes and outdated. You should have dated one.
There is no such thing as an outdated fast food take to me.
That's not subject to change unless your taste buds change.
Thank you very much.
Emote Streamo with the 10, with the 1000 bits.
W Emote Streamo with the 1000 bits.
What's the good Steven?
What's good?
I have to know what are your top five
Blink at 182 songs in all time?
I miss you.
Adam's song, stay together for the kids.
Down and always.
Those are my top five favorite Blink way
the two songs easily.
But they got so, they got so many bangers though.
It's really, it's hard to, it's hard to make a top five, man.
It really is, it's hard to make a.
My favorite Blink 182 song, like absolute top,
probably always, not gonna,
always might be like my favorite song
in general of all time.
Always is a, it's like humankind bop,
Bob not even generational just human existence Bob
If I'm being real with you, you know what I mean
Dirty ask I'll have everybody they going on Scala 1 of 10 if I didn't house everybody's day going on a Scala 1 of 10, huh?
How we doing today? Are we doing good today?
Are we?
Oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yo, Chad, you remember that police officer simulator game
I said came out?
I'm gonna try that tonight
if the horror game don't go too long, no joke.
I've been feeding the Trot ad game, almost forgot about it.
Gotta try that game tonight.
Oh, you remember that backseat horror game
I told you about last night?
Yep, that came out today too, bubby, bubby, bubby.
Bubba, what?
Huh?
That's what you get is my favorite
Paramore song.
Bob.
Get to the top of what the 5W.
Get to the top of what the 5W.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
Get to the chopper.
Get to the chopper.
Oh, got to take my career today.
I almost forgot.
I can't forget that.
Can't forget my daily creatine.
Almost dropped my, almost dropped my marker.
What is that right there?
Your happy 17th birthday, Annalisa Chateau Annalisa
happy 17th birthday, happy 17th birthday Annalisa.
Time for my creatine.
Look at that, I already got the ice ready.
Hey, look at that, I already got the ice ready.
Okay, look at that.
Look at that right now.
Look at that right now.
Yeah.
Drop the piece, so we got to put that back in there.
Got it!
You already know I'm rocking with the Gamerade.
Use discount code K. So for 10% off gamer sauce calm best creatine on the market got me messed up
Best tasting creatine that is
Oh
Get you a hit of that. Oh man. I'm running low. There's like a day of this left. Wait a minute. Oh
Man, I got like a day of this left. Oh
Oh, Lord.
Creatine.
Can't forget my creatine.
Going two scoops. I already have my two scoops.
I already got four scoops a day.
That's eight grams of creatine.
That's a pretty good scoop.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm dangerously low, it's worse than it looks.
That's a good scoop of creatine right there.
Oh yeah, smells like a, smells like a lemon lime warehouse.
It smells like where they store the lemons and the limes.
Red Rover with the fire.
Oh!
Get you a hit of that right there.
Get you a hit of that right there.
That's good.
Going with my water.
Y'all already know how I do.
Y'all already know how I do.
That's a heavy gallon, golly.
Hold on, don't wanna mess up now.
Yeah!
I don't know.
Lead.
Lead.
Lead.
Okay, bet.
Appreciate that dark zone. W.
Dark zone.
on. Make sure you turn the lid so it don't, look at that. That's a tightened lid right
there. You need to get some shake going because you can see all that sitting on the bottom.
You see all that creatine floating on the bottom of that thing? All that creatine settles
at the bottom. That's why when you're drinking your creatine, you gotta shake it.
See? See how it's all settling? What's the flavor? Lemon lime. Look at that.
Look at all that, oh man.
Look at all that creatine.
Look at that.
Looks like it's snowing.
Look.
Look like it's snowing.
We're seeing the closet, but bring my presents.
Hold on Santa, where rude all?
Ha ha!
Look, look like it's snowing in here.
Santa Claus, where you at?
We're my presence
Y'all are saying you bro this stuff literally tastes like lemon line like hello
Nuclear bomb sickle with the five. Oh, I also got some of that flavor here, too
Yeah, it also comes in case those nuclear bomb sickle as well
Best flavor in my opinion. I was to rock with the lemon line
This one's blue. Look at it.
Oh, that one. That one's who wants this chat for free? Fresh open one. I lied. You ain't getting that. What you talking about?
You lost your mind.
Think I'm gonna give away this. You think I'm gonna give away some of this good? I should do a creatine giveaway, huh? Check. Y'all want some?
I
Low key should I need to do like a like a 20 bottle giveaway or something we might have to set that up
Look, it's a look like it's snowing look it's about the snow all y'all again
Look at that rule off coming down the line, he better drop your presents off!
Santa Claus wear my gifts!
I like that, it's like a snow globe.
Time to get this shook up.
Yeah!
Plank!
Hey!
Get him out of my sight!
see all that korean thing done absorbed into the water it's not it's not
settling like it was but it will gotta keep shaking it it busted well why
does it do that?
Oh, that's good, man. God, look at that's good. Red Rover with the five. Please say that Red Rover with the five. Wild time!
What a warrior, what a warden, what a wizard, what a witch is back at it once again, buddy.
Let me lock in.
Oh
Man she
You'll probably just ride away.
Mama, why must your babies grow up to be cowboys?
Oh, I can't do right, my bad.
Don't learn to pick guitars, learn to wear trunks.
I don't need doctors and lawyers and such.
Mama, let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Swim home if they're always alone
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
never ever ever that's a good song that's probably a top 10 song ever that might be a top five
song ever. Matter of fact, that might just be the best song ever. I am disgusted beyond the
I am beyond disgusted chat by the way never again I will never again let you
You simpletons. Convince me to do another word, old man. I mean, uh, uh, connection.
For as long as I live, why would I even let y'all, you know, that's cool. Love. W. Love.
Thank you. We're gonna pack.
Um,
yo, A.M. with a thousand bits.
Hey, K. just wanna let you know I'm officially a licensed pharmacist after passing my two exams.
I just wanted to come here and say thank you for being the greatest part of my nightly routine.
Yo, congratulations, uh, W.A.A. for real.
Uh, congratulations.
Okay, Beth, please say that on TV.
Oh, thank you.
Chad, don't you ever mention another connection to me again.
You want to stand me Buster?
I missed the connections. Was it that bad?
It's always bad. There's no such thing.
There's no such thing as a good connection.
Who just put this in here?
Yo, yo, Miss Lucy Goosey.
Yo, Miss Lucy Goosey, Artem.
Yo, Miss Lucy, yo, look here.
I oughta ban you right now.
Furry with the five.
You know miss Lucy goosey I are to ban you right now as we speak oh oh oh oh oh oh it's
a spawning.
Is this a bad offense job?
Is this a bad offense?
Why y'all saying no?
get this out of my ear. Did I
do the word? Oh, yes, I did.
The word all today was burst.
By the way, I learned something new today.
Jack. Cursed is a word. C U R S T.
Matter of fact, let's learn some chat.
Let's see what cursed means the way
that it was spelled Darth Vader with
the file.
Definition.
Cursed is an older archaic spelling.
Oh, it's just another way to spell cursed.
And that was available as a word.
Look, it helped me out.
Don't get me wrong.
It helped me.
That's available as a word.
Huh?
Slow.
What are we doing up in here?
Stop spoiling the word to other people.
Curse!
I mean, burst, burst, burst, burst, burst, burst, burst!
Shut up, nerd!
You know when I start this stream,
every day the first thing I do is a wordle!
You will come hit dark in this light,
tell me I don't spoil it!
You know what I do!
I'm gonna scrap myself.
I gotta get off the swing.
Furry with another 10, thank you.
Say I won't.
Oh no, I broke it.
I
got me messed up don't try me buster where's your cough drops case right
here with literally solo dolo in it solo dolo
matter of fact, might as well go ahead and have it.
I'm right outside outside.
Toby, I made that.
Star Fox with the five.
Chad, who's your favorite Star Fox character?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I like Wolf.
Bro, Wolf from Star Fox?
I don't know if y'all knew this chat.
Back in the day when I played Super Smash brothers. I was a wolf man. No joke
Golly
Falco I love Falco Falcos goaded. I'm not a furry. No, I'm not a furry. I'm not a furry. No, I'm not
I'm just saying that when I played Smash for a while there. I was a wolf man
Yo, Mary with the T and W Mary with the T and
W. Mary are you buying the new iPhone?
Not gonna lie if I do I want to get the one that folds brown. I know that sounds stupid
But like if I'm gonna do it it's gonna be something different
No, Joe, because bro, it's like the same phone every year.
And this one still works fine.
And this one got a back room's case on it.
This one still works fine.
So if I did get the new one, I would get it specifically the fold version just so I
I can be like, I got a folding phone.
Should I get it, Chad?
Chad, should I get it?
Wait, last stop.
I've got her to last stop apparently it's similar to dead rails last stop
Dude any dead rails type game is all men is going I
Still got a beat runaways don't probably try that solo tonight. I got shot. I gotta try to beat runaways
That game I think it's impossible to have you'll ever beat that game
It's impossible.
It's impossible
You must not know who you're talking to
You're lucky I don't have my 2025 trophy in here because I got two of these things. This is just the 2024 edition
I don't know where my 2025 trophy is
What's you talking about you talk about it's impossible to beat it big dog. Look who you talking to that's
2024 and
25 game or the year big dog don't you dare say it's impossible
Is it real gold there's no way but this thing literally weighs like five pounds like actually
Where is my 2025
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
W.
Flex.
Yeah, because I asked if y'all beat that game somebody sent us
impossible.
I got a flash right now.
3D printed.
live streams of the awards ceremony.
What do you mean?
Yo, brass heart with a thousand bits.
By the way, base wars, the land,
the greatest Roblox game ever made.
It's a certified OG.
Gahook?
What kind of ad is that?
What kind of ad is that?
Is that getting good though?
Hey, case I've been trying to eat better.
What's been your go to meal while you've been cutting?
Thanks.
Love to scream.
Hey, K7, trying to eat better.
What's been your go-to meal while you've been cutting?
Thanks, love to stream.
Y'all already might as well get your caps out of the way.
My go-to meal when I'm cut.
I mean, it depends.
You go by week when you're cutting, right?
Cause you're gonna get tired of eating the same thing.
So one week you'll go like
lean ground beef and a skillet with mushrooms and onions.
Top it with some mozzarella cheese
and slice up some potatoes
and put them in the air fryer on the side.
That'll run you about 900 calories.
Close to 50 grams of protein.
Turkey sausage go to two.
Also another absolutely broken thing
that you can mess with on a cut is shrimp.
Shrimp is absolutely beautiful on a cut.
Mozzarella cheese.
It's actually like the biggest cut and cheat code ever man. You can put it on anything and it's actually good like my fill of cheese is golden
Sunflower seed with the five get them like today. I did a
I did a tortilla right did a tortilla
Put some shrimp in the air fryer boneless not boneless shrimp
Pre-peeled shrimp in the air fryer with some seasoning get some mushrooms on the skillet
put shrimp on the tortilla, put mushrooms on the tortilla, and then you put mozzarella cheese
on that and you put another tortilla over it.
You do it on the burners, that's a good cut, Neil.
Egg whites, go to just do anything with egg whites.
sausage turkey sausage would be your best friend on the cut um no sauce cut cut cut I'm not talking about
food and generalists do something when you're cutting and I put no sauce on that when you're cutting
This is hot sauce!
Or mustard!
Do talk about!
I had your hash brown bowl today and it was delicious,
but I usually like my egg sweet and savory.
So I'll put a little syrup on top.
Yeah, I'm gonna take your VIP away.
You like your egg sweet?
Yeah, I'm about to take your VIP away.
That is what?
Sweet egg.
Mac with the five.
Do just think of him at Gretel.
Yeah, but that's the that's the like the bun that's got the sweetness on it.
In case you're looking like a yeti today. Thank you.
Yo 5000 bits from Bryce W Bryce with the 5000 bits
What was that?
Yo W Bryce with the 5000 bits
Hey cases want to say you truly help me out a lot these last few months
I've been having a lot of medical issues watching your series of videos help me a lot
Yeah. Lots of love. PS might leave for a bit about to make some bulldack. Yo, appreciate
that. Bryce, hope you get better soon. Bryce W. Bryce, thank you. Okay, I'll peak that
strike or W strike. All right, chat lock in. I'm gonna try to do a, I'm gonna try to
beat that game solo real quick. If I can, just like I did dead rails, the runaways.
And then we're doing some spooky time right after because that banger spooky game
came out. You already know I'm crunk. Ain't that right, Pickle?
Pickle, give us a quarter of the day, will ya? Be a doll.
Right. May throw some black to keep out your way, but I don't...
Pickle? Pickle?
Each day is a new opportunity to create a better tomorrow.
You're right, they feel low today. But tomorrow is a whole new day. That's low key true. One more actually.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Thanks.
Lock in chat, I'm beating this.
If I was able to beat dead rails
on the hardest difficulty, I can beat runaways, right?
Right?
Say yes.
Say yes.
No.
No.
Why not?
Now?
you
you
you
you
you
I
I'm going to walk around.
Get money.
I see you behind that stack, Mango.
I heard you walking around.
Mango, wish me luck.
I'm going at it solo today, Bubba.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I heard you walking around.
Wish me luck, Mango.
Hey, good luck, man.
Thank you.
I might need you.
I'll call you if I do.
Thank you. I might need y'all. Call you if I do.
Be cheering for me. I ain't no.
Give money.
Okay, look here. I need some any professionals that have beaten this game before. Give me some tips real quick. Please.
Please.
police. Don't die, big dog, chat. Come on, man. Have any of y'all in here actually beat
this? Okay, we'll do the predictions checkpoint by checkpoint. Make a prediction, will I make
it to Kansas. And then if I make it to Kansas, we'll do one for Oklahoma. It's like dead
rails with the tech points. I'll feed it light work, cow. Okay. Should I be robbing
Every place that we find
Wait, was this music copyrighted last night? I don't even know if it was or not
I've got to cut it off though because it might be copyrighted. Lock in.
Take everything from this house.
I don't know if I should rob every house I see. Should I kill the police or something?
What do I do, man?
Lock in.
Also, should I buy the first gun I'm able to get?
Or should I save up for a good gun?
How much is going for, big dog?
Six, fifty, five, oh, I'll take that!
Lock in.
If it's anything like dead rails,
there's a learning curve, and I can handle that.
I'm good at learning.
Get the Blinky from the garage.
what'd you just say I wouldn't go back here but it's gonna waste gas I can't do
that there's a blinking in the garage wait there ain't even a garage here who
said that ban them mods find them what's back here I can steal oh I'm
Oh, I'm stealing that.
Ooh, I'm stealing that.
Oh, huh.
Can I steal this?
I'm stealing it.
Wait, toolbox?
Oh, I need to keep the toolbox to repair the vehicle.
I'm selling this trash bag.
Chad, it is what it is.
We gotta make some money somehow.
What you talking about?
Come on.
Hey, I'm back, big dog.
How much you gonna buy this for?
Okay, this is like GameStop, let's get out of here.
What kind of GameStop stuff is going on?
Should I hit the ATM?
Should I gas up first?
I'm going to go and gas up, I'm going to go and gas up.
Boom.
Do that.
Nope, nope, stop, stop, stop.
There we go.
Come on.
Come on. Oh my goodness, it's so much money, man. Full tank, though.
Will they call the cops if I do this? Will they hear me? She can't see me.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. This has nothing to do with you, man! Stop!
I know you did not just I'll steal everything in there now y'all messed up y'all did this by the way and I took the bag of chill
I just ate the bandaid by accident. Oh my goodness. What if I
Y'all over here doing this
Get in the Alderman
I'm back big dog. How you doing my bad silver ring
Bag it's yours. I got you a bucket and I got you a silver bracelet. We'll be looking like 227
Thank you. I'm already doing better than yesterday
Can I rob this dumpster or if you'll hear me?
Money get money
Wait, I'm off to a crazy good start.
How much that give me?
How much that give me?
$60 worth.
We're out of here.
I'll hot-act you later, man.
Sorry about the inconvenience.
Go.
Go.
Okay.
and I have a question.
When I go in people's houses and rob them blind,
should I be beating them to death when I do it
or should I just rob and get out?
Will that help me if I just rob and get out?
Rob and get out.
And y'all say y'all can staple stuff
to the car in my dead rails, right?
How y'all doing? I'm the trash man. I'm here to pick up y'all's trash. Thank you.
Why y'all so mad? I'm just a trash man.
Damn dawg!
Mike. Mike. Mike. Mike.
Shabba witch!
We're witch!
Oh, I'm beating this game today.
Oh my goodness, I'm beating this game today.
Who were you talking to?
Ladies and gentlemen, that's how you hit a lick right there.
Give money.
Bonus.
5,0144, number 11.
Ah!
There's still stuff in there! I'm gonna go!
Officer! Officer! Officer!
Officer, please!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. Let's take him back again. Let's take him back again.
We up out of there, buddy.
You left the PS.
I was not speaking.
Get the gas station.
Get the gas station.
Why don't you call the police? You gotta be kidding me.
I ain't did nothing.
Pawn shop first chat, yeah?
Pawn shop first, yo. Officer Brooks with the five.
Wait, what a cop. Just get the five, so what?
How you doing? I ain't doing nothing.
Appreciate the five you did. Thank you.
How you doing, big dog? I got some stuff for you right here.
plushie
what
what
I
What I
Have 1.8 K. What do I do? No, I have two thousand do I get though? I gotta get gas I
Gotta get gas what do I get?
I
Got it I gotta get gas first and we'll see what we can get KFC. Oh man, we'll see you court what I
Gotta gas up I gotta gas up I have to I have to I have to
That hurts. That hurts bad. That hurts real bad. That hurts real bad.
He did a steal in here? Okay.
the play chat should I rob the KFC the KLC the kind of lethal chicken
how y'all doing thank you I'm out of here I'm going I'm just going on this
time I'm saying money
maybe there was some stuff I left behind back there but it's fine it's
This is solid. It's okay.
There was a med kit?
Jack, look, does that automatically give me the shotgun in eight miles?
Is there anything here worth?
There ain't none here but some wood!
They ain't even got nothing to steal in here!
Hey y'all, this is my first day on the job!
I was uh, they, I'm uh, I'm the new guy? Huh? What you doin'?
I love this house you have.
Why are people so protective of their belongings, man?
Just let it go!
I need it more than you do!
Mine!
Mine!
Don't!
I am making short work of this right now, dude!
Hey, I'm the window repair man!
Ah!
He assaulted me, I'm calling the police!
How you doing over there?
I don't have any space I don't have any space
You're bad.
Keep moving, Chad.
Keep moving.
Keep moving.
Keep moving.
Keep moving.
We stop at the gas station.
Let's just hit the pawn shop first, actually, because it's right here.
How y'all doing?
All right.
Nobody called the police yet.
I'm a scooby dog.
I've got a bunch of stuff for you right here.
Police.
Police.
Police.
Police.
Police.
Police.
Police.
Police.
Police.
Police.
I never thought I'd be in this good of a position.
position. Oh, should I get a back sack? Back sack. We'll get a gun at the next spot.
So I get a band aid to
How do I use the back sack oh
My goodness that is beautiful
I'm gonna get a small band aid and just keep it for now
Perfect
You love to see it use it should I use the med kit now no
Okay
Okay, let's hit the gas station is that a Burger King
Let's hit the gas station to get up out of here
Where's the banks I can rob
Is that a bank?
That's a bank.
Gas the car up because it's about to get bad in here.
I'm going to go rob this bank. I'm dead serious.
Wait, why is my stuff not in there?
There we go.
Yeah, I'd like to cash a check real quick.
This is actually mine. Thank you.
Y'all doing okay? Why nobody calling the police?
I'm here for the other bait too, scare me, I don't make money.
That was not worth it!
How you doing?
Why does my inventory items keep?
Chat, we're getting out of here now.
Our time has passed.
How do I?
How do I?
I can't whisk it on the ball, bruh.
Oh no, there's no way! There's no way! There's no way!
Our time has passed, John.
We're ever gonna bomb or something for a bank vault, Jack.
I don't want to get the last thing I want to do right now is have like the chopper and
stuff because once the chopper hits chat once the chopper hits the games over are they still
Why are they still following?
Why are they still following?
Wait, what?
Where my son going?
Get him on him.
What do I do about the police?
This is not your judge's kitchen, officer.
Officer, this is not your judge's kitchen.
officer officer this is not your jurisdiction right here stop this you
did it you did it you did it you did it you did it you did it now the whole
town's attacking me they hit me for
moist critical what do I do to you
Oh, it's over. Oh man, it is over! Bro! I like that go-wris man. Quick. Bro, officer,
You gotta stop, man.
Officer, stop!
Lord have mercy!
Stop!
Dude, I just gave you business!
Oh my goodness, I had to stop the car let me breathe I got to repair the car
whips good now it's good it's all 80 it's all 80 it's all 80
Okay, we took some damage there, but we got it done.
I have the shotgun.
Where?
How do I claim the shotgun?
How do I claim the shotgun?
In the next lobby.
Oh my goodness.
I made it now.
I mean it now!
We gotta rob this poor farmer chat, it is what it is.
This life that y'all got us into ain't pretty chat, we gotta do what we gotta do.
I have no HP by the way.
Click F?
Why don't you say click off? Oh, I bet they got some guns out here
You're gonna have something you're gonna have something they need to go to police you sort of blast
Stop!
I would rather y'all talk but...
No!
Ah!
I would rather y'all talk about- NO!
Is there a new PV though?
Damn, I didn't make it to Oklahoma. Oh my goodness.
Will they give me my shotgun? One more round, one more round.
Will they give me my shotgun?
Downers on top, good hook bro, stop.
You're lucky I'm new to this game.
Where is my shotgun?
No sir!
I did go- Oh yeah. New PB. New PB. Chat. I had the shotgun and the- I just shot it by accident
when I did that. Oh. I already got charged with unlawful firing. You just hate to see
Oh my goodness, you hate to see him.
Chat, this is the run I make. It's a bare minimum Oklahoma.
Ain't no love in Oklahoma!
Silver tiara.
Go watch trophy.
I don't know what you're doing, I don't know how to get out of here.
Oh, screeeeeeeeee!
You shall...
I
Keep the band-aid
I just sold a whole bunch of SWAP!
I just sold a whole bunch of SWAP!
Should I hit the ATM for I go?
I'm going to!
I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
Drive away! Hold on, I'm not done committing crime!
How much I get off that? $350!
Oh my goodness, work!
I should have hit the cash register, I'm stupid.
Pay the state line fee?
Wait, can you actually pay the state line fee?
No way. How you doing, ma'am?
I'm the jewelry inspector!
I'm the jewelry inspector! That's my job!
Jewelry inspector!
I'm a wallet inspector, too!
Let me get that. Peace.
Go.
Chad, why are they so mad at me?
I'm just a wallet, money, every valuable thing in your house, Inspector, and I'll bring it
back when I'm done.
Well, I'm doing you a favor.
I'm making sure the stuff that you have in your house is safe.
How y'all doing, Jury Inspector?
I don't know what this is but I'm selling it.
What's that?
It's your dead grandma's family photos?
Too bad it's going on the black market bubble.
Go.
Go.
It's still in the car, right?
I'm just gonna go.
Go. Go.
It's still in the car, right?
I was gonna go.
It's in the car?
Wait, I thought y'all said Q is how you magnetize stuff to the uh...
What is that storm I hog we'll see in court buddy
Pass up first
I would never use my gun on any innocent people in this game what's good big dog got some
and stuff where you're right here.
Okay.
Silver ring, hold that.
Silver bracelet, hold that.
Silver bracelet, silver ring, wallet, wallet.
$600, not a given, all right.
Save the money for the gas.
We already had the gas.
Should I get anything else before we go?
Is there anything in here I can grab with me?
I
Still they don't
Yeah, can I get a five fifteen dollars on pump
That's how you hit a lid, Chad! Don't play with me!
You got a gun yet? I don't want to use the gun yet because that's going to make the
come out. Gun is like the last resort. I bet if I bought like a grenade or a C4, something
I can blow up a bank vault and we'd be rich.
She got him now.
I don't mean to hit you, my fault.
Don't call the cops on me.
He has five. He has five. He has five.
Ooh, my bad. Ooh.
Thank you. See ya idiot.
Mine. It's stuck. It's stuck.
We're out of here. Just don't give PS5, I don't even care.
Looks like I, looks like I, uh, you only had nothing in here?
Go-shaw never waste my time again. Got me messed up.
Oh, I coulda took the paint.
They had to nerve the waste by time like that, Jack.
Mike!
Mike!
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Oh, that's gonna fetch a pretty penny.
He has an axe.
a pretty penny. He has axe. When the axe is gone.
Oh, that's a sledgehammer.
I'm hitting the road! I can't see!
What am I not? Okay, the town's right there with it.
He had other stuff in there I didn't have time to know.
Jack, we are cooking right now, dude.
It's unreal.
These better go for some good money right here.
What is this work?
It's gotta be worth something.
We have $4,600 I need a backpack let's get a backpack
let's get light armor y'all think that was a good idea
How do I put the light armor on oh it stays on
Some ammo maybe check what what does this take this takes light get some light bullets
I'm never gonna have to use that gun, but just in case
We're going to buy a C4 just in case of a bank vault.
Okay, I did it.
Chat, y'all going to get us in bad trouble, bro.
gonna get us in bad trouble. There's a police station right there. They don't know.
Let's gas up and just keep it pushing, yeah?
You need another C-4? Should I get another one?
I ain't got no money, though.
Can't afford it.
We gotta go.
Let's get out of town.
Check this short screen.
We're almost to Kansas.
Chat.
Chat, we are almost to Kansas.
Rob them now.
We're above that now.
We only take xylophones or whatever those things are.
Yes, I would like to pay my way through here, please.
Yes, I would like to buy a...
Take me out, careful.
Six and eight turns four.
Nobody to serve you till this much.
Whoa!
I was trying to go buy a book!
Three wallets?
easy lick right there chat oh my goodness
chat I was trying to actually do that correctly and they still did that this
just proves everybody else is a villain in this game and not me
What am I doing?
Officers! Officers! How y'all doing? See y'all?
That was a lick right there, Jack! A lick!
I'll pay the wall to see I'll pay the wall
Gas station present a pot shop first
Boom so this PC how much is this going for but the star for come on
500 what?
walled
Why did it take so much out of my backpack?
I got everything, right Jack?
Where'd that med kit go?
Where'd the med kit go?
Did I have one?
Ma, whoever said it.
Who said it?
Ma, I'm now.
Okay.
We only have 1700. Should I get another C4? I did.
C4? C4? Boom.
Is there any bank in this town to rob? It doesn't look like it. There is a bank.
Go and get your money, little double-bag boy!
Get money!
Oh
Probably got cleared the blast
No, it's not enough!
Reloading!
Check this is the sloppiest bank robbery ever!
Car will drown.
The car will not drive.
The car will not drive.
The car will not drive.
It had to be done. John just had to get up off me, man.
Had to. I had to.
I'm too committed now, Chad. I'm too committed now for it to matter.
We're committed to this bank robbery, man.
The cops are gonna be in three and a half minutes.
Ma'am, this has nothing to do with...
Just hit it, just hit it, just hit it.
I
Sorry, that's gonna fix like a million
I stay but it won't...
These gotta go for a pretty pity. They have to sell for a lot.
I'm never robbing another bank again.
I just got scammed.
I'm pretty sure I lost money on that, right Chad?
Did I lose money on that?
You left with less money.
back to Robin house a chat chat I cannot believe I didn't make money
why did y'all let that happen why look how far off the road this house is
There's gotta be something good in it.
Oh, laptop!
Sorry, I'm an R-collector!
That was so clean!
That was so clean!
I can't stop here. I gotta keep going.
I'll hit one house. I'll hit one house.
Oh, buddy.
at least a thousand
I'm gonna fix my car, is there a car repair shop here?
I don't see a garage I see I'm going to fix it hard before I get gas this is to burn extra
I'm a fishin'.
Do I just drive it in here?
Okay, before anybody calls the police on me,
I gotta use the restroom so bad, chat, keep an eye out.
Keep an eye out.
Hold up!
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Chat, do I just drive my car in there or do I take something from him?
Yes, I washed my hands. I swear I did
Oh my goodness
Why does the backpack constantly keep taking the stuff out of the backpack, man?
Stop!
We're good.
We're good.
Shat Ramaph...
New personal best.
New personal best we made it to Oklahoma.
Ain't no love in Oklahoma!
Slay your dog!
Chad, this is officially the farthest we've ever been. I was here.
How do I lose the ponies?
I might as well keep driving.
I lost him. I heard a branch. I heard a branch. I said I lost him.
What is that?
What else?
I'm just taking stuff.
That doesn't stay.
BROUNDSGAR!
Oh man, we just hit a lake.
Chat, we just hit a lake.
Oh my goodness, we just hit a lake.
We're out of there.
We're out of there.
I'm not speaking. I am not speaking. I'm not even close to 50!
Give money!
They already called the polly let's just gas up first
So am I doing good? Yes or no? I hope this stuff sells for a lot
Please sell for something I mean it's gotta be worth like $100 a hundred exactly wow
genius PC set up take it okay bronze bar
social ring one point for everything takes itself out of its backpack again
because yeah cool game of the year thank you do I buy anything I might need
some uh band-aids. Okay.
Should I get a melee weapon too?
Should I sell the shotgun since I already have an assault rifle?
No I should not!
It's a hundred and ten dollars! Bro, the backpack is so stupid. Oh my lord, man. Every time you
go into your inventory, it literally takes everything out of your backpack.
$110 for that shotgun is ridiculous, by the way, town, ridiculous.
Vixar Gar is strong.
It's a 71 out of 80.
Relax, man.
I need you to calm down.
I need you to calm down.
I need you to calm down
What is her chance I'll beat the game?
I did not know there was going to be a lack of houses, uh-oh.
That is not good.
He is weak!
I'm not gonna stop here, I'm gonna keep going.
Wait.
How are you supposed to have enough gas to get to a...
We're just barely going to roll in.
I mean, barely, barely.
You need a gas canister? Can you actually get one of those?
What a pawn shop, what a pawn shop, what a pawn shop, what a pawn shop.
What is this place?
Is this free?
Was that free
I don't know if that was free
Chat I don't know where that where the pawn shop is there it is
I'm not gonna drive do it because we have to save on gas literally we have barely had enough to make it here
I was gonna run here and sell stuff. We're bouncing. Yeah
Hold that big dog
And everything takes itself out of this backpack again because it's the best game ever created good job
We put everything in the backpack again for the literal 500 time. Thank you so much game. You're the goat
There we go. Okay, that's everything. Let's get out of here. I don't understand. I don't
understand why it does that. Yo, devs, let's get a fix on this stat, buddy.
This is not a good time for me.
Chad, are there gas cans in this game?
Yes or no?
Yo, Buck with the 5,000 bits.
Love the stream as always.
Can you wish Kelsey a happy birthday?
Yo, happy birthday, Kelsey!
Chad, tell Kelsey happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Kelsey.
Worse by...
Lick.
Easy lick.
Easy lick, couple game boys, what you talking about?
I have not seen this elusive gas can that y'all speak of Chad.
Wait that was actually so worse.
Yo there's almost no point.
There's almost no point in having a backpack in this game. No joke
Check this out a gas can that's a toolbox
I'm out of here
We got to go police coming in 30 seconds we got a balance
If I stay away till five upon it, sell another ounce.
Shoes tied tight just in case I got a bounce.
Jab we're almost in Texas.
Texas.
It's probably gonna get bad.
I
Say I just stop at gas stations the rest of the game and don't even
Gotta hit a blocky
You're supposed to stop at toll booths.
Okay buddy, I tried that by the way.
Literally roll into the gas station!
I'm going to make it!
Are they seriously still following me, man?
Do I have to kill them?
If I kill them, they're going to call the chopper on me, and the game is, if the chopper gets
called, chat, we're dead.
Oh my goodness, it worked.
Oh, my goodness, it works.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on!
Come on, man!
Come on!
We're gonna make it.
I gotta rock the ATM while we're here, I have to.
In case I need extra gas, stop.
I have to rob this ATM. I have to. We have no money.
It's not safe there but it doesn't matter. It's not safe.
I don't even know how to leave the house.
I'm locked! I'm locked! I'm locked! I'm locked! I'm locked! I'm locked! I'm locked! I'm locked!
This better be worse than crazy stuff.
Oh... Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
I'm saving that.
Just ammo, just ammo, just ammo, just ammo, just ammo.
We gotta go.
We gotta get gas.
We're not put in the car.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
No!
I'm trying to not follow the road exactly so I can cut out the little amount of turns
that I do, because the less little micro turns, the more gas you save.
I'm gonna let it roll down the hill.
Please let it, please let it, please let it, please let it.
There has to be another gas station before the end of the game, right?
I can see the sun coming up on the horizon.
Looms in the distance.
Oh, yeah, Tee-Tee.
Can you water, or do you have to take the color?
We're not gonna make it. There's no way we're gonna make it. There's no way we're gonna make it.
No!
Not like this!
No! Don't ever take me away!
Oh, I'm dead!
How are you supposed to make it? Where's the gas?
I legitimately made it all the way there bro and didn't get it at the very end chat.
I don't understand.
Chat, how do you have extra gas in the car?
99.8%.
Is there actually like gas cans in the game
that you can get?
You can carry gas cans that stick to the car chat that was a crazy one though I
literally made it almost to the actual very end I'm gonna beat that game I'm
I'm gonna beat that game.
I understand it now.
Do you have to hold at the end of the game
for two minutes, too?
It looks like you do.
Godly, I'm sick to my stomach.
Ran out of gas and just started running on foot chat.
Oh my.
You know what time it is though. Literally had a bandage by the way. I would have still
died to the chopper, I think. You know what time it is though, chat. Don't you? Spooky
time buddy spooky time that scary game that I showed y'all last night came out it's called
backseat it looks pretty scary not gonna lie so you best get you a diaper y'all buster
because it is time for the spooky up in here gets you what died beyond
they get you what died beyond
yo Reese with a thousand bits W Reese with a thousand bits yo case I don't
I'm one of the people you play with last night.
Thanks for playing with us.
It was Pete.
By the way, you absolutely cooked tonight.
Yo, that was actually hilarious.
You're the one that got ran out by the truck.
That was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
W Reese, priest, say that Reese.
That was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Lock in.
Get you a diaper, yo, charon.
Cause it's spooky time baby!
Yeeeeeeeah!
Walkie!
I'll show y'all this game last night because I thought it looked good on steam looks like
a cool concept for a game name of this game is backseat not front seat no backseat
That's the name of the game.
Lock in.
It looks creepy.
Backseat.
Quality high star for systems.com.
Y'all already know the drill unlimited frames.
Apply.
What else?
Uh-huh.
Controls.
Prefire the sensitivity.
Y'all know the drill.
All right, Chad.
Let's go.
seat GG G to the G out of the volume was now I didn't know that hello sounds like
waters running somebody's taking a shower in the house perfect hey sleepyhead you're
finally awake. Hey! Who are you? Who am I? Who are you?
she cook it I can't I can't go over there what you cook it is that a steak or
something I'm sit down
dinner's almost ready darling thank you oh who could that be
Oh, no!
Oh, my God.
You are not Tanner!
You are not Tanner!
Oh, my God.
You are not Tanner, dude.
You are not Tanner, dude.
What just happened?
Who was that?
No!
If you want to find your spouse, go to the car.
Who was that?
Oh, here we go, yep, here we go.
Here we go, buddy.
Chad, y'all just chat, man.
You know what I mean?
Okay, we just got, our spouse just got kidnapped.
And I got hit over the head, I got pistol whipped, and now I got to get in my car.
Who this look clean though?
Hold up this look clean.
Oh my god, why got a laptop in the car?
Examine the car and open the deep taxi app.
So I'm just a taxi driver now?
I have a thousand dollars, or a thousand DC, or no, a hundred DC.
Okay, Deep Taxi App.
BK26.
What?
Listen carefully, every instruction buys your wife more time.
Use this app, fuel the car, and then follow the map exactly.
I notice detours.
Okay.
Where's the gas station?
Where am I supposed to go?
What did we do to get in this position? Who did we make mad? Oh, there's a gas
station up here. What kind of road? Radio. Oh, yeah.
Turn the radio on.
Now, a new station.
Oh this gas station.
I what side is the gas pump on?
I can't tell.
Let's just pull up.
Alright, don't get the car.
That was low close.
Alright, let's get out.
Why did he kidnap my wife?
This is kind of cinema. Hold on.
Oh, I just got another email. Does anybody even work at this gas station? Hello?
Chat? Hey, I'm getting too curious. Let me get up out of here. Let's go.
don't investigate yet. Oh it automatically turned the car for me. All right. Recap I
was cooking. Uh our house got broken into our wife got kidnapped and now we're apparently
we're a taxi driver. Okay. Deep taxi. What is this? Read or die TXT? Download it open
It explains how to survive a passenger ignored and the backseat decides what happens next.
I don't think I want to install it.
Yo rat with the five.
That's a virus at the virus.
Lock in. These are our instruction chat.
Open the journal with J. While the computers off mark evidence based on passenger behavior and I did identify the
passenger's killer type. Then go to the criminals tab and mark that type. At the
bottom, you'll see that type's phobias. These phobias must not be red. If they're
red, it means something in the car is triggering that phobia. A triggered
phobia increases the pastor's anger multiplier and raises the chance that
they'll kill you.
a.k.a. H.A.T. L.G.R. for y'all. T.L.D.R. for y'all right here. G.G.
Journal.
criminals? Who am I picking up? I don't think I want to be a taxi driver. Chat, I
don't think I want to be a taxi driver no more man. What are we doing?
the back seat is empty. I'll
have the trace. Do you
understand what keeps your wife
alive? I guess. Why does he
want me to do this? Follow the
pin. Exactly no calls. No
detours. GG. All right, chat.
Let's go pick up our first
I guess. How nice.
Lag is it lagging?
Are we lagging?
I was kicked off the stream.
It kicked y'all off the stream.
Alright Chad, lock in. We're going to pick up our first customer right here. And according
to the journal, they're not going to be good people that we're picking up. Why did it kick
y'all out of the street.
I just scratched the car up.
Oh my goodness.
What are the damages?
No, it's good.
Let's keep going.
All right.
How far away is this first customer?
I'm nervous dude cut the radio off for a vibe maybe
No, no, hold on, first customer, first customer, lock it, almost hit that, lock it, lock it,
down the hall for the pastor to get it to the car.
Talk to the passenger.
Wait, what did it say?
What did that say?
How do I talk to him?
How do I talk to him?
Yo this is gonna be creepy.
Stop playing.
Fresh J to open the journal.
Watch the passenger carefully and mark behaviors that you observe as evidence.
Okay, so he just had a sudden outburst of laughing.
put that in emotional instability. How am I supposed to talk to him? Yo, big dog, where
do you want to go? It didn't tell me how to talk to him. Chat, somebody clip what happened
so I can read that. It came off the screen too quick. Somebody clip it. I didn't get
to read the, how do I, oh, I just take him to where he goes. Oh, okay, I don't
Talk to him.
All right, sir, I'm gonna have you
at your destination pretty soon here, okay?
Is there anything else I need to know in here?
What about phobias?
Okay.
Identify the type, manage the phobias.
If you've identified the passenger's type, open the journal's second page and mark
the correct type set the windows radio and interior light and air conditioner
correctly to neutralize phobias are those gonna kill me this is the worst
job ever okay what did he just was that aggressor what does jammer mean what is
What's that?
I'm just gonna hit the road.
He just got in my face.
What do I...
Sir, I'm gonna have you at your destination soon.
It's hang time.
That's a jammer.
He's either a thief or a drug dealer.
I mean, sir, I'm talking on the phone or somebody, not you.
Not you, sir.
I'm on the telephone.
There's somebody.
Can I just see his head shake?
What are you doing, sir?
So, uh, sorry, you like any music?
I don't know what he is. I don't know what he is. I don't know what he is. I think there's delusions.
Sir?
Sir, uh, uh, uh, I don't know what's-
He's not looking at me. What do you mean? He's not looking at me. What do y'all say eye contact for?
He's just looking out the window.
Okay, I'll do eye contact in. So he's a thief.
So he's a thief
Fear of music and fear of light and he has a fear of closed spaces. I did not think
Sorry, let me get them windows rolled down for you. How do I roll the windows down?
Sir? Sir, just one second. I'm so sorry. Please don't leave me a negative review.
He has one of three-star anger. How do I roll his windows down?
I don't need to get out of here! The green thing?
Okay. You good back there, sir? All right. Don't wrong me.
Okay, he's good. He has no anger now. Let's get this dude to his destination stat stat
One star dropped me off. No, this dude's creepy. I'm not gonna stop. I don't care how much we're getting paid. You got me messed up. I cannot do this
You good back there, sir
All righty
I got no money by the way
I'm not saying you're a thief or nothing, but uh
I just don't
Yeah, that was a good one sir
Yeah, sure what?
Keep up the pace once the heartbeat starts you don't have much time
Neutralizing phobias delays anger it does not stop it reach to drop off quickly without triggering another phobia, okay?
Here you are sir, right you stop have a good one
Thank you
You have a great night
After the passengers completely gone press J to open the journal and mark the passengers type then open the BK 26 conversation on the laptop and send your report. Okay, got it.
J.
He was a thief. We already have that selected right.
So he's good. He was already a thief. We got that.
All right, let's talk to what's his name
You watch the passenger what did the details tell you I'm reporting this pastor is a thief am I right?
That reading survives the first pass don't confuse that with proof another pin is coming be ready before it arrives
Lock in
Here we go. Next customer. We got this.
Chad, everybody stay calm. We got this. Next customer.
What? I have to do this too? Oh, this job sucks.
There's no way I can...
Ugh! Ugh!
the way I can.
Why am I even scared of anything when I'm literally playing as Superman?
Let's get out of here.
Get in the car!
Who was that?
Roll these windows out.
Next customer, let's just get there.
Oh, no, this game is creepy, champ.
What is this?
What is this?
Dog.
This is terrible.
I'm horrified, petrified even.
Okay, we're rolling.
What's the right, right here?
Okay claim driving w taxi driver chat y'all y'all got it with me. I'm w taxi driver right now
Please can I what if there's gonna be at least like one normal customer chat I'm begging you please
What's the right right here what's the right yep
Oops, scraped the car up a little bit.
It's fine.
That's the least of my worries at this point.
Stop sign.
Hey, look here.
We're literally picking up serial killers in here.
So all right, next time, check the lock.
Check lock in, lock in, lock in.
How you doing big dog?
All right, let me get you to your destination you having a good night tonight
Oh, okay
Sir one second the car
Sir the car broke down. Give me just one second
I
Okay, okay, sir
Rituals
He's either a cannibal, a serial killer, or an arsonist.
He also might have a...
All right, sir.
Oh, okay, yeah, I'm driving.
I'm driving, sir, relax, relax.
He's an aggressor.
He is an aggressor, 100%.
He's either a cannibal or a serial killer.
I'm leaning more on the side of cannibal.
He just grabbed the steering wheel while I was driving.
He just grabbed the steering wheel while I was driving.
He's biting his hand.
He's got to be a cannibal.
Chad, he's got to be a cannibal.
I'm going cannibal.
Chad, we have a cannibal in the car right now.
Cannibal info.
I turned the light on, sir. There you go. Fear of music? Fear of cold?
The AC is off. I gotta keep going. I gotta keep going.
We're at your destination, sir! You have a great night!
Let's send that report in. Let's hope we were right.
I'm reporting the passers-by cannibal.
I can work with that for now, shower 2 for 2.
Chat, we are 2 for 2.
This game is crazy, W gang though.
Car system set up, open it, I want the car reporting before you're next to pick up.
Wait, what? What does that mean?
Remote connection, wait, what?
Passengers heartbeat monitor displays the BPM on the dashboard.
I don't want that.
Lane assist auto pilot enables automatic lane
centering and support for long night drives.
I don't need either of those right now.
I'm not gonna lie.
If I need it, I'll get I'm gonna save my money for now child. Let's go pick up the next let's go pick up the next person
Let's go. I
Really don't even need to lay this is at this point. Let's go. It's like one of your nervous. I'm nervous
Get it I want the game to play itself though, you know what I mean, I prefer to actually have to drive
That's like part of it
I have this bustle left right here.
See, look, I'm good.
Chad, look at that.
I'm clean with it.
Look at that.
All right.
See, maybe I just scraped the side right there a little bit, but it's okay.
Let's bustle right right here.
Clean.
Chad, lock in next customer.
Let's go.
Lock in.
How you doing tonight, sir?
My name is Case. I'll be your taxi driver tonight.
I hope you're having a great night, sir.
Thank you so much for choosing Caso's lift service.
Is that eye contact?
Oh, yes, Jammer. Jammer.
Jammer.
Jammer.
there's that you're doing good tonight sir hope everything's okay and I hope you
find this this taxi ride to meet your expectations sir is that eye contact I
can't tell addiction addiction he's a drug dealer
He's a drug dealer has to be that's what that means, right?
Oh, wait a minute, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, is that delusions?
What is that?
That's emotional instability.
He's a thief.
He's a thief.
He's a thief.
He's a thief.
Okay, Thief?
I'm pretty sure he's a Thief, gentlemen, I'm not lying.
Fear of light?
Oh, I'm so sorry, sir, and he has fear of closed spaces.
There you go, sir.
I hope this light is to your expectation.
Sir, we are almost at your destination, I hope.
Please don't leave me at one star review or kill me.
He is smoking a cigarette in my car wait, that's addiction though wait
A Diction?
Who's a drug dealer?
Fear of the Divert?
Oh, fear of silence.
Radio?
Fear of heat?
Air Conditioner on?
There you go, sir, you're good.
I had it. He has an addiction.
What the spell?
Sir, I'm about to get you to your destination!
Hold up!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah!
Okay, we know now, chat we know now, we know, we know now, I didn't know it didn't...
We gotta get out of here.
Okay, chat lock it.
We're good.
Everybody relax.
We're good.
Okay.
Taxi.
All right.
Chad, did you see the customer service?
No, how I tried to fix it.
That was good customer service, wasn't it?
Yo, W game though, for real.
This is cool.
This is a really cool concept for a game though, Joe.
It's like ride with strangers.
Yeah.
Bro killed me for having the windows now.
Bro killed me for not having the air conditioner on.
Godly man. This is my first day as a taxi driver man. Chill.
Well, no, he killed me, Chad!
Bro lit up a cigarette and everything in the back of the car. That's crazy.
Look how quick I am driving, Chad. Look at that.
Here we go, Chad. Lock in. Who do we got?
Who do we got?
G.G.
Just look at this guy.
Absolute insane eye contact.
Oh my goodness, he's just staring at me.
Emotional instability.
He's either, oh my goodness, oh, oh my, oh, he's, he's, he just sweat it or something.
I think that has to do with an addiction.
No.
Is that delusions maybe?
No.
I don't I don't know I got a bus to left here. I'm going with this. I'm going with this. I think I think I think
He's a thief I was wrong. He's a thief. He's a thief. He's a thief. He's a thief. He's a thief
Dear close this is what those announced are you're good to go?
You're good to go for the windows are down. You are good to go
Sir, I'm gonna get you to your destination one second
So, what almost is your destination?
Am I- Do I not have the right thing?
Oh my goodness I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I
I don't know just get out of the car.
Bro, I'm done!
Put the gun down!
This is difficult. This is actually insanely difficult.
This is actually insanely difficult, bro. I mean, how can you tell?
I don't need the lane assist chat actually I probably do need the lane assist though install
Install
Lane assist is on
Chat the lane assist sucks. I'm going the wrong way
The lane assist does nothing gonna make like a 50 points on here one second
The lane assist helps just a tad, but not much.
Okay, that's fine though.
Al Uber, look here man.
I did not want all my customers to be just horrific criminals, okay?
I did not ask for this, trust me.
I did not ask for this.
I turned it on.
Yo James with the 10 W James with the 10.
Press L the toggle yes on though.
W uber. Thank you check. I'll think I'm doing good be real with me
Please don't be pleased can it give me like somebody normal
Normal
Nope hit man. Oh my goodness. That's a hit man
How you doing tonight, sir
You having a great night tonight. I sure do hope so
Thank you so much for choosing case case those uber
He's a jammer
So he's either a thief drug dealer human trafficker or gangster
Hope you're having a beautiful night tonight, sir. Thank you so much for choosing case those taxies. I appreciate you
My bad, sir, you okay you having a good night. All right, thank you
Oh addiction addiction. He's a drug dealer. He is a drug dealer. Oh my goodness. Darkness.
Radio. Air conditioner. Sir, here at Casos taxis, we try to make sure all all of your
needs are met. Thank you so much. You're a drug dealer, sir. It doesn't mean anything
Thank you so much for choosing K-SOS Taxis today. I hope you have a great stay.
Chad is hard rate at 74. We're good. This is going to be a clean drive here.
You like this music? I'll change the channel.
channel. I think you like that music. Yeah, he's good. He's he's relaxed.
Why does it start right, Ross? 83 not right.
Sir.
Sir, it hasn't been that long.
We've only been in the car for like one flat minute. We're almost to your destination, sir. Please calm down.
Fluffy with the five.
The song is me and I'm just trying to kick this dude to kill me.
We made it, we made it, we made it.
Yes sir, you like that, right?
Thank you.
Have a good one, get out please.
Thank you.
Drunk dealer.
A rubber mallet was left behind.
I'm taking that. I'm taking that. You got me messed up. I'm taking that. Was that smart?
Okay, let's report that.
Is that going to hurt us later on?
I'm reporting this as a drug dealer.
We got it.
All right, Chad, let's go.
We got it done.
Next pick up let's get it so maybe if somebody tries to tweak out on me I
can just pull out the mallet and hit him with it
clean clean there we go
that dude had a rubber mallet
I
We're getting minimal damage.
RIP.
RIP.
That is insane.
Of all things that could have happened in this game, we just hit a deer.
We're good.
The car's still running, Chad.
We got to keep this job up.
Remember, our wife got kidnapped.
We're already doing this for money, by the way.
We're doing this so our wife gets unkidnapped.
by the way. We're doing this so our wife gets unkidnapped. Just saying. The dude kidnapped
our wife and is forcing us to be a taxi driver. Just keep going. Chat RIP to the deer man.
I wasn't even speed. No one's going kind of slow. That deer wanted to insurance claim.
I swear it did.
How are you doing this fine evening?
How are you doing this fine evening, sir? What can I ask?
He's either a cannibal or a sinister serial killer.
Hope you're having a great night with us tonight, sir.
Thank you.
It's giving serial killer. I'm not going to lie. It's giving serial killer. Addiction.
He's a serial killer. I knew it. Let me see what he needs. Serial killer.
Fear of music, fear of clothes, but when the window's down for you, sir, turn the air conditioner on.
Thank you so much for choosing Uber K- Oh, I'm looking so frat.
Thank you so much for choosing rides with K-So.
Hope you enjoy the rest of this ride, sir. Thank you!
What's he doing? Is he swamped?
What did he just do to me?
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you, do not put your hands on me, sir.
I do not appreciate you putting your hands on me like that.
Do not let that happen again, please.
He's cursing my whole family.
He just cursed my whole family for 50 generations.
I'm just going to stand on this camera.
This camera.
Aggressor, it doesn't matter.
I don't know what he is.
You're doing good back there, sir.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for your patience.
Why does he keep looking now?
You think he's like pulling a gun out or something?
I just, oh my goodness, sir, rumble here.
Sir, stop touching me!
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop touching me, sir.
I'm trying to get you to your destination,
keep your hands off of me.
Thank you.
You're here, get out, please.
He was a serial killer.
That guy was a serial killer, by the way.
Watch the next pickup.
That nickname appears in an old record, Shroud, high-risk grow file.
I thought all of these were high-risk.
Hold on, I gotta use the restroom again. I've been drinking too much water.
Hold on.
I'm scared!
Scarecrow!
Yeah, so I washed my hands, no one even said anything.
I promise I did.
Lucky and chat.
Next one is a high-risk profile.
I thought all of, we're really dealing with serial killers and stuff.
GG. Chat G to the T's, gotta turn around.
Cap, I didn't hear any water. Yeah, you can totally hear my sink from it.
Well, that's what I get for trying to be a decent person, huh?
Lock him.
I guess that's what I give for trying to be a decent person, Chad.
I'm gonna hold for him if I ever see that again.
Wait, that's that shirtless dude that's been following me every time I get out of the car, huh?
That's the same guy.
Yeah, he ain't getting back up from that one, buddy. What you talking about?
Ha ha ha!
Oh, no, he's here. Check. This is the high-frow profile target.
Why did you get the front sir why'd you get the front sir sir why'd you get the front
See, uh, um, sir?
Sir, why did you?
You having a good night?
Uh, usually when I pick people up, sir, they usually have to get in the back seat.
Um, I'm not going to lie, but, um,
You having a good night tonight? I sure do hope so.
All right. If you don't mind, sir, after this ride's over, would you mind putting in a five-star review for me? It'll really help me out.
130 heart rate? I can't see where I'm going.
What was that? I don't see anything. Sir, are you okay with that?
You can turn that air conditioner on or something if you need it.
If you need like some air or maybe the radio or something, you go ahead and do that.
That dude is a serial killer, and I ain't talking Cheerios.
I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous.
Stop looking at all the dudes there, but I think this dude up, keep an eye on him.
I'm afraid he's just like going to like stab me or something while I'm not looking.
He's not giving any signs of anything. The only sign of anything is he will sit in the front.
This dude thinks he's got motion or something. Please tell me you stop this dude. Please.
Oh my goodness. Here's a stop. Here's a stop.
Sir, you have yourself a great night. Thank you, sir.
What the? What the?
Stay calm. I'm a police officer.
We know what you've been pulled into.
You don't have to trust me.
But if you give BK26 my identity, we lose our chance.
Report me as a drug dealer. I'll contact you later.
He just steam DM'd me.
What do I do?
Do I do what he said? I got to do what he says, right? This dude that I this dude that I messaged on the computer kidnapped our wife. We got to do what he says.
That was crazy aura, by the way. Crazy. Okay, we're gonna do what he says. Okay.
There are me for probably multiple different endings that
I'm reporting as a drug dealer. The passenger was police. I think they know about it. Yeah, we're not snitching. We're gonna say he was a drug dealer. I'm reporting to passers a drug dealer.
Drug dealer, don't insult me, someone that dangerous doesn't move powder from a backseat.
You're gambling with your wife's life, there won't be another warning.
So if I mess up again, am I just dead now, or is our watch just dead now?
I think that's going to be for the best what we just did though, surely he's going
help us or something right? Broke out motion low key. That entire time he was in the car
chat, I thought bro was gonna kill us. No joke. Why didn't he just lead off with that
instead of leaving me in stress for like five straight minutes, by the way, you could
said when you first got in go listen big dog I'm a police officer just do this
and we're gonna handle your situation right here okay how are you doing on
this fine evening tonight sir welcome to rides with case I'm gonna get you to
your destination as quickly and safely as I can thank you so much
He's not giving me anything.
That's aggressive.
Get your hands out of me!
Aggressive.
I don't see anything else.
Okay.
That's...
That's aggressive.
Okay, that's... that's emotional instability.
I don't even know what to say.
Where's that mallet, where's that mallet, I swear I'll knock you over here right now.
Get out of my car yesterday.
I'll be out of your report, and I'll reward you.
Talk about me, and you may cost me my life.
You got me messed up. You're getting reported. You got me messed up. Yeah, you got me messed
up. I do not care. I'm out of here. For the next location, use the time to remember what
you missed. Wait, wait for the next location. Use the time to remember what you missed. Wait, what does that mean?
GG. Chad, I'm locked in though. Chad, I'm locked in. Tell me I'm not cooking. W Uber driver.
I wonder if we still have that mallet we picked up
all right we're good
Type 1 if you're nervous, type 2 if you're scared, type 3 if you're craft controls.
I'm dreading every pickup, I'm so scared.
GG.
GG.
How you doin' tonight, sir?
Hope you're havin' a fine evening.
Thank you for choosing, Rog, with...
Sir, I've just hit a deer, I gotta go fix that. Give me one second, I'm so sorry.
What the heck is wrong with you, I'll be right back!
I am so sorry about that inconvenience sir. We're gonna have you right on your way here.
Okay. Alright, that is...is that eye contact or is that aggression? I can't tell.
I think it's...I don't know what that is. I'm gonna go eye contact. What's the right right here?
Jammer? He's a thief or a gangster one. I don't know what yet.
You're doing good, sir.
Hope you're doing good.
His heart rate still decent, so.
Okay, that is emotional, intimate chat. He is a thief.
Thief. I am so sorry about this, sir. Thief.
close basically running windows down there you go sir sorry about this i'm rolling down
oh oh no
i can't back up or go forward sir
sir i'm trying to get you to go
there we go sir we are almost at your destination give me just one second we're almost there sorry
this thing is lacking on power a little bit it's kind of old
Sir, please calm down.
Sir, please. Don't hit that. Don't hit that. Don't hit that. Go, go, go, go, go.
Go.
You doing good, sir?
All right. You want some radio or something?
Just to calm you down so you don't blow my head off, please? Thank you.
We gotta be almost there. We gotta be almost there. It's cold. It's slow as Christmas.
I'm glad you like that, sir. Don't kill me, please.
I'm going as fast as thing will go. I don't think we're going to make it. Yes, we are.
You have a beautiful night, sir. Thank you so much.
I saved it with that. Well, I saved it with that slowest Christmas right there. I
I made him laugh. I saved him right there. Okay. That dude was a thief. Let's get that reported thief.
That reading survived the first pass. Next passenger is Q to keep the app open. I dislike silent missha.
You kidnapped my wife. Tell me what you dislike. I dislike you. What you tell me? Where's the next? Where's the next passenger?
Where's it at?
There it is.
Okay.
Lock in.
Next one, Chad.
We're doing good here.
Keep going.
He's using you to kidnap people?
Wait a minute.
You might be on to something.
Wait, really?
Wait, you might be right.
imagine a world where he just like like a dexter situation where he like serial
kills all the bad criminals and for some reason he decided to use our wife to
as like ransom to help us help him kill all the criminals and all the whole
time he was a good guy but at the same time he's a bad guy because he
kidnapped our wife or maybe like our wife is like get on it also and she
like they're like a tag team like duo they serial kill all the bad people who
down and we're secretly helping them but we didn't know
how you doing you doing good today sir okay he looks very mad oh my goodness
he looks scheming angry. Oh, he looks angry. I think I go aggressor here. Oh, that's emotional
stability. Do I go aggression? I don't know. Look, he looks mad, but I don't know if that's
aggression.
We know emotional instability, though. You doing good tonight, sir. Thank you.
Hope you're having a great time. Hope you're enjoying the ride.
Richie is a arsonist. Got it. Arsonist here the daughter. We get that
like it all for you, sir. There you go. Nice. We got that handle. Yeah,
let's go. He's a arsonist.
You're doing good back there, sir.
All right.
Thank you.
There's another, there might be another dome light.
There might be another dome light back there, sir.
If you can't get a little bit of extra light, you can turn that one on, too, but this one,
hopefully this one is good.
Horrible driver.
I'm trying to multitask chat.
I'm picking up the worst of the worst criminals out here.
I am trying to report them, Andrew.
What's he doing back here?
No.
I know that's right.
You hear that wolf, sir, that must be there's wolves around, I don't know what to say,
don't you?
Sir, okay, yeah, you saw something out there or something?
All right, I'll just make sure you weren't gonna break the glass or nothing.
This dude is a bitch weak in the whole ride.
Before I get out, what are you going to tell BK26 about me?
Crime type, evidence, send.
In that order, right?
How does he know?
How does he know?
He took my wife, I don't have a choice.
Your wife?
Yeah?
So that's why you can't walk away.
How do you know about all the-
Keep that away to the next stranger so easily.
Huh?
Go on.
Go on.
I can only tell you what I've seen.
After a report goes in,
BK26 knows more about who they protect
than about the crime itself.
What?
That's all I know.
Sir, what does that mean?
Sir, wait!
He was chill, I guess
He was a arsonist wait, how does he know all this?
Lock in
Lock in yo chat this game is actually insane the good W gang concept like literally so good
What a game, like actually.
Man, it's got like a cool story.
I don't know what's going on,
but the gameplay itself and the whole like thing
and by itself is good, but there's like a story.
Game of the year.
Lock in.
Stay locked.
Type one if you're locked.
Upgrade?
upgrade anything right now
no I don't have anything else to upgrade those might be the only two upgrades in
the game if that's the case I should have came for free that was Cade now
okay I got that much Cades a serial killer not a arsonist
It's a gas station, G.G.
You doing a nice sir? Welcome to Roger queso. Hope you enjoyed his entire ride. I hope it's
a pleasant experience. Thank you so much. You're getting ran over. You doing good sir?
All right, okay, get your hands off me, start getting your hands off me.
This is my son.
Aggressor, got it.
Okay.
Anything I can get you, sir?
Don't touch me again by the way.
Jammer.
He's either a gangster or a human trafficker, by the way.
We need one more evidence.
You okay back there, sir?
What was that?
What was that?
Let's go human trafficker.
Fear of the dark.
Fear of open places, robbers shells up.
Fear of the air condition.
He's a human trafficker.
Get your hands off me, stop!
Stop!
He's a human trafficker.
He's a human trafficker.
I got to hurry up. Please tell me you stopped this soon. Oh my goodness, we made it, Chad,
we made it. There you are, sir. Please have a great day. This game is so stressful, Chad,
so stressful. Okay. Report this one. Human trafficker. That had to be right. There we
go. Beautiful chat. We are locked.
Conditioner off windows open. No, they were okay. We're waiting for the next
You want to come through?
Walk in.
Chad, who's been the creepiest one so far?
Well, obviously, the blue jumpsuit one.
The cop was really creepy, even though he was, like, just
doing it on purpose, I guess.
The cop was super creepy.
But at the end, he aura-farmed.
The next pickups already here I'm nervous.
The dude in the mask was creepy.
Lock it.
How are you doing on this?
Oh, he is mad.
Oh, he is mad.
You doing good tonight, sir?
Okay, he's gotta be under delusions, by the way.
Jammer, he's a human trafficker again.
He looked up at the sky, he has to be under delusions.
I think he's a human trafficker.
Human trafficker, fear the dark, fear of heat,
All right, sir, you sit back and enjoy the ride actually.
What this passengers destination has changed leave them at the updated
location. Once they exit the vehicle, do not wait. Leave the area. What happens
next is not your concern.
Don't file a report for this passenger.
What should I do?
We gotta do the updated.
Do the updated?
Tell him we're trying to save our wife, man!
We gotta do the updated.
We did it.
strange job. You end up remembering people's addresses without even trying. My old job wasn't that different. Names,
times, which doors open and when. Some things just stay with them. I'm meeting someone from the
old days tonight. I'll see if this memory of mine is over. As long as we're gonna get to the red address.
Um, I hope this is the right address.
No, I'm committing, I'm committing, I'm committing, I'm committing, I'm committing.
They gave me so many opportunities to not do it, I wonder what's going to happen to
me.
Why is the music so creepy?
He's gonna kidnap me, Chad, E.G. He is gonna kidnap your boy.
His drop is in the middle of the woods.
Okay, nevermind.
Here you are, sir.
Sir
What just happened
the police just texted me to I accessed your wife's phone records it's last
signal before the abduction came from this house I'm sitting the address we
don't know what's inside so enter carefully
Don't look while I was curious!
Did he get sniped?
I'm straight ripping this thing right here. Look at this. I'm driving.
Let me just turn right here. Get even slow down.
Why doesn't the cop go instead? I actually don't know.
Why is the cop sending me to the house instead of him going too?
That is weird.
You already know it's going to be a crazy plot twist at the end of this game, by the way.
You already know.
The plot twist is going to be devious.
The cop is your wife, big dog.
The cop was in the car with us.
It's not my-
The cop is suspicious yet everybody suspicious looking
GG
Do I have that rubber mallet with me still?
Hello?
Is anybody home?
Wait, that's our wife right there.
Wait, what?
That is so creepy.
That is so creepy.
Ma'am, who are you?
Is that a good one?
You walked into my home awfully easily.
Either you don't know who I am,
or you have nothing left to lose.
Which isn't.
What are you doing in my house?
My wife's missing. I was told her phone last pink year. Please if you've seen her tell me. That's what I'm saying
She has a blicky on the couch.
I saw her. She had a phone with her too. No one had the force not to call you. You think finding your wife will end this?
What do you mean?
My son doesn't let go huh, what will you do when bk-26 comes after you your son
I'll tell him everything he made me do the passengers the reports the threats all of it
I'll ditch the phone the car everything. I'll take my wife and get out of the sea
I don't know what to say. Two? Y'all low-key want to say two? I don't want to say I'm gonna
kill him because that's his mom. She might like to shoot me. I'm gonna say two because
she's probably like secretly in cahoots. Nice plan. Thank you. Your wife had one too.
Had? I'm just not sure you were in it. What? If you're trying to save the wrong person.
Maybe your wife doesn't want to be saved.
Do you think the theory I had earlier is actually going to come true when I said our wife was in cahoots with him?
Or unless she's just saying stuff.
Then she can tell me that to my face, but I'm still going to stop what your son's doing.
I'm gonna say two again. I think I'm gonna say two
One other one when he was a boy people would come to this door to complain
I'd pull my son inside and shut the door in their faces
it took me years to understand that not everyone left outside was lying don't be
so quick to close the door tonight you didn't come here for the truth you came
to be proven right you won't find what you're looking for in my house about
that gun though. Can I get that gun now? Alright man, we have a good one.
Get the car, get the car, get the car, get the car! We're good!
Well, now what?
Go out the message.
You may have come away empty handed, but now we know that house exists. I'll take it from here. Keep moving.
W, W, Shroud, he's gonna help us.
Alright, let's go. Let's get the next passenger. Lock in.
Let's go.
Chad gave it a year for real.
What's the left right here?
Nice.
Why was she being so cryptic though?
Chad, I don't know who to trust.
We should just get, we should just drive the car away from here.
Forget everybody.
You know what I mean?
We're over here doing the craziest stuff ever literally taxing around the worst of the worst
criminals.
And we're probably just getting played this whole time.
All right, lock it.
Here we go.
Customer service time.
Let's get it.
GG.
Last track.
GG, last track suit was a uh, you know what
How are you doing today, sir? That's eye contact like that is eye contact
Yep, that is eye contact
Yep
Oh
My goodness
emotional instability. He's a thief. He's a thief. He's a thief.
Open the windows. He's gonna get forget. All right, sir.
rituals.
Wait, that take rituals out of it.
What?
I contact no Jammer.
I don't know what he is then.
It's not say anything.
None of those count.
No one can do that.
None of those count.
Is he attainable?
He was making he was looking dead at me
Is he an arsonist
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go arsonist
We gotta hurry up. We gotta hurry up. You have a good night, sir. Thank you so much for choosing
Rod's with K. So have a good...
Delusions? He's arsonist, right? Let's go arsonist. Let's just go arsonist and hope we're right.
I'm not gonna lie it felt like the notebook was glitched on that one.
I swear when I was trying to click stuff it wasn't letting me click it.
You know what I'm playing with the notebook right there.
I'm playing with the notebook.
Yeah.
Next one let's go.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
It was rituals.
I had rituals.
Oh yeah lock in.
This is my time.
This is my time, Jack!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm gonna work half-nurse and you gotta get outta here.
Your wife's cheating on you.
That's what you got from all this?
You think this is all an elaborate scheme to get me out the house so she can cheat on me?
Big dog, no way.
There's no way this would be the kids you imagine wait a minute if that was the ending plot twist at the end of this game
Oh my goodness. Imagine, bro. Lock in next customer. Let's go. Okay. Here we go. Oh my goodness,
GG. This dude's a hit man or something.
How you doing, sir? He was kind of angry.
You doing okay, sir? Hope you enjoy this ride here. Thank you.
Is that aggression?
He looks angry, dude.
Jammer.
Okay.
Jammer.
That's one.
Is he gonna give me any more sign?
He's acting relatively normal.
W passenger, actually.
Is he going to give me any more sign he's acting relatively normal?
W passenger actually.
Eh, bro's not doing anything.
Chat passenger of the night.
That is emotional instability.
He's either a thief or a drug dealer.
I'm leaning on the side of thief.
I think I'm gonna go thief.
Let's go thief.
Okay.
That's aggression.
Although it's not.
Eye contact.
He's a thief.
He's a thief.
He's a thief.
He's a thief.
He's a thief.
He's a thief.
He's a thief.
He's a thief.
He's a thief.
He's a thief.
Fear of close spaces of the world and window down for you, sir.
Thank you!
Got it.
I hope you enjoy the rest of this ride, sir.
Thank you so much for not acting crazy like...
Well, that was kind of crazy right there.
The bar is on the ground, by the way.
Chat, the bar is on the ground.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, sir.
You chose the cop BK26 wanted silenced.
That night, your cab slipped out of his network for a moment.
I found you in that cab.
BK26 had CAR underscore S-Y-S installed in this cab.
Yeah.
Passenger pulse and lane assist are only the face it shows you.
It sends him your location, your route, and every hesitation behind the wheel.
Take the car underscore SIS off isn't enough.
BK26 would see that too.
I have a clean build, car underscore cis B2.
I can leave you a way to install it yourself.
Uh, will he notice?
If the data stops all at once, he'll know he's gone blind.
won't see what you did but he'll know you changed something I won't touch car
underscore cess for you I can leave the command where you'll find it run it in
the laptop terminal before your next passenger starts getting in after that
it dies
let's just stay with what we have I don't want to take any risks right now
Take it.
All right, go ahead.
G.J., I really put it on your desktop.
Did he just say my name?
Really? Put it on your desk?
Wait what?
Wait, what?
Wait, did he actually put something on my actual PC desktop?
Wait a minute, there's a text document on my desktop.
I just typed it into the search bar.
This was actually put on my PC how did he get my name like my actual name?
Oh, no, isn't it your windows name?
Oh, you're right.
That is creepy, bro.
We shouldn't have said yes, D.J.
should not have said yes wait there's one right there too on the actual PC
The game PC desktop
Okay, I'm good on that. Where's my next passenger?
Where's my next passenger?
I shouldn't have hit yes.
Oh my goodness.
How do you run commands on this laptop's terminal?
Should we be scared?
I am scared.
My PC just got hacked.
How do I run the command on this PC?
Would it be console?
Copy.
I have to.
actually had my PC to GGs. There's no way this works, right? That's what the picture
of it?
What?
Why is it not working?
Wait, can I not get past this part of the game because I said yes to that? No way.
I can't copy and paste it. Unless I can. Let me see if I can. What is it controls the
control V chat? How do you copy and paste?
Yeah, nah, it doesn't work.
that is insane. Can I reload?
I did it wrong, get now.
It still didn't work.
Bro, come on man.
All gotta put in install.
I'm pretty sure that I'm pretty sure I got the
Okay, let's just go let let's just go
No reportable incident, I'm just gonna I'm not gonna say I got okay lock in
That's crazy
That is crazy Chad what is going on in this game dude
Where's my next customer
There we go. Another message? Wait, what?
Okay, wait, hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, no, actually, wait, what happened?
Wait, no seriously what's going on?
Wait, what is that?
Wait, no seriously how does it say how?
What do you mean it's a part of the game?
That is so specific.
What do you mean?
Can a dev go in a game you're playing at time?
Can a dev go in a game you're playing and type something like this?
I am scared.
No, I don't understand that how how how how actually how
That is so specific there's like not files in my computer you could take that from that's like specific to what's happening I
Don't understand I am like actually like what happened in my hat
There's no way I'm actually half right like I'm sorry my hat. I thought this was just a day my hat
you're not hot then jump then jump then tell me how how did how is that possible right
there unless you're saying the dev is actively in the game as I'm playing at
this very moment and just put it in while I'm playing but even then how was
that possible
I was just, I'm actually so scared, bro.
Dude, we just got to get this done, we just got to get this done.
Oh, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Type 1 if you're horrified.
Why me I was just a shadow just a taxi driver man
All right next customer lock-in chat here we go
Okay, how you doing tonight, sir? Hope you're having a great night tonight. Thank you for
choosing to ride with K-Soul. Precates you. He looks completely normal, by the way. He
is not doing anything weird at all. Never mind. Never mind. All right, sir. Okay. You
Okay, back there, sir, I hope you enjoyed the ride.
Thank you for choosing us today.
Thank you.
He's not giving us any other signs, chat.
Okay, he is aggressive, he is aggressive.
Stop, stop, stop, aggressor.
Oh my God.
Another one.
Oh my goodness another one. Oh my goodness another one.
Wait, where it sure is.
Wait, what? That doesn't make sense.
is he just arsonist maybe delusions he's a arsonist we're good he's a arsonist
What?
Sinking him.
Shhh.
Oh, he is fully tweaking.
Oh.
You have yourself a great day, sir! Thank you! Oh my goodness, that dude was tweaking.
That dude was tweaking arsonist
Okay
He was having delusions yeah, that was right
That dude might have been tweaking worse than anybody we've had so far
He was back there talking to somebody and what nobody there, but him
J.J.
All right, next one let's go
Next one child, let's get as far as we got turn around 15 points are
Jack tell me you wouldn't immediately if you were in this situation exact situation chat. What are you doing?
No joke, I'm just driving away. I'm just forgetting everything. I'm driving away. I'm gone forever
So I said crying yeah for real
That was a clean turn by the way. Oh my goodness
He said read first you said that multiple times I
Still don't understand like the hell and said that
We're not forgetting that, by the way, champ.
We're not forgetting I got hacked.
No joke.
dark zone pilot for every mistake from here on starting with this viewer drive
lock in if you want to free him or lose more what
who are you
no y'all got chill out yo chat y'all gonna chill out bro uh-uh this game
already stressing me out
Is that the death?
Lock in, next passenger, let's go.
Hello?
Somebody said the death are on walls.
True.
How you doing?
You doing okay, sir?
Thank you for choosing Rod's win case, so hope you find this right up to your standards.
you. That's that's delusions. That's delusions. That is major delusions, major delusions.
Anything else?
Nothing else, sir?
He's either an arsonist or a cannibal.
Shared from the back rooms with the five.
I don't know if he's an arsonist or a cannibal though.
It's one of the two.
Aggression.
Aggression?
This dude is a cannibal.
This dude is a cannibal.
Yeah, sure is.
You hungry?
Yeah.
How does everybody know?
What he was really collecting was people's fear.
You let a passenger alter C-A-R underscore S-Y-S.
For the first time, BK26 lost an eye inside this home.
We saw the opening, too.
You opened one door and slammed the next in our faces.
How?
I didn't know it.
We do not know whether you are helping or merely changing signs.
We found each other in the gaps between the...
Right, you have a good night.
No, BK26 is closing those gaps.
Our couriers are disappearing one by one.
What?
Tonight, trusting you is the only choice we have left.
Please say that, big dog.
Uh...
He gave me an envelope?
What's in the envelope?
You do not need to know.
Okay, you're a cannibal. Don't eat me.
Break the seal and you tell us something more important than what is inside.
That we cannot trust you.
Do not open this envelope.
Keep it in the car.
The person coming for it will make themselves known.
Give it to no one unless you are sure.
This is not an offer of partnership.
Not yet.
There's an air tag in there!
BK26 will not stay behind the wheel forever.
Wait, wait, is that my application?
When that day comes we need to know who stands alone
And who has people behind him?
He put an air tag in there, Chad!
I'll just keep it.
I'm just gonna keep it.
That guy was an arsonist, though, right, Chad?
No, he was a cannibal, my bad!
Lock in. I don't know what is going on at this point, Chad. I really don't.
I'm not opening it. I'm not. I'm afraid to open that. Next one. Let's get it.
I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous.
This game is insanely stressful and I'm talking stressful.
At this point I have no idea who to trust. I don't know what's going on.
The dev hacked my PC. You know what I mean? It's bad.
Alright, next customer. Lock in.
How you doing tonight, sir, on this fine evening?
Thank you so much.
Why's he looking down?
Hold up, sir.
I gotta see- That's the sort of deer I'm here tonight, by the way.
That's the star of deer I hit tonight, by the way!
Star of deer!
Okay, addiction?
That's addiction.
He's either a drug dealer or a serial killer.
You okay, sir?
Oh dear, I hit a
Chamber
Truck dealer easy money on that one chat easy money
Fear of silence is that radio one beer if he
Airconditioner on there you go, sir. We have all of your amenities met
I hope you enjoy this ride and leave a five star review. Thank you
They're gonna kill me if I don't sorry
I
Locked it chat again customer service is absolutely
Absolutely immaculate by the way immaculate
Chad, would you leave me a five star review?
All right, sir your drop should be right up here surely. Oh, maybe not
We're getting close though, sir. Just just hang tight back there. We're almost there
I'm going out of my way.
It's got to be a drop up here.
We're good.
You have yourself a beautiful knife, sir.
Thank you so much.
Have a good one.
There we go.
That guy was a drug dealer.
What? This passenger doesn't use a phone?
Oh no. Oh no, we're doing an off the grid one. This is about to be bad.
chat we're doing a off-the-grid one
that term was so clean
so clean oh I'm locked in
hello it's the guy that's stalking me
I laid a tree across the road, and you made it past, then I drove the deer into your
headlights, and your car kept moving, I waited outside that house with my knife, you ran
back to your car, I spent the whole night trying to take you off the road, I was
Now you have come to pick me up. Killing you has become easier.
The strange thing is, I am no longer in a hurry.
The more I tried to stop you, the farther you went.
Even when a man runs, he runs towards something.
Where are you going?
I'm not gonna tell him about my wife. I'm not gonna tell him about my wife. You got me messed up.
Into the night.
The night has no end.
Count.
The road ends. The dark remains.
You ain't soccer keys, big doll. You're gonna have to get out of my car.
You carried criminals all night, gave them their names, their fears, their weak places.
You do not know how many reached their final stop.
What?
Was my theory right?
I take people to their ends too.
Tell me the difference between us.
Are you crazy?
difference between us. You're crazy. I didn't kill anybody.
You think your hands are clean because you never saw the blood.
You want to listen to the radio or something?
You want the aux?
I never thought that.
He wanted you to kill me
Was you gonna do custom steaks or something
We can we can stop my home people or something grab like a little grill throw a couple on the
Throw a couple on like a little mini grill or something if you want to
on the side of road
This is the most awkward ride of my life.
Well, alright. Do you know where you're getting dropped off, by the way?
Because you ain't said nothing. I'm just kind of driving.
And, you know, gas ain't free or nothing like that.
So, uh, I just want to know if you're trying to go somewhere,
because if not, I'm gonna have to, uh,
I'm gonna have to drop you off because I think I still got some people to pick up and
You run track or something you swim you got a 50 heart rate that's that's kind of crazy
You like you do like cardio
Like sports like you swim labs or something like Michael Phelps or cross-country run or something
I will take a life tonight okay when I came here it was yours now my knife
could carry another name I do not want the name yet I want the debt
I won't pay for my life with someone else's.
At last you understand which life is yours to bargain with.
What is going on?
Who messaged me?
Burger King kid still alive then perhaps you understood the warning the next location is coming. Don't make me repeat myself
What warning?
I'm over here working for you technically
So I hope you got the warning. I didn't get that
What's our contest I should type to this dude in the email calling Burger King, I think that make him mad
BK 26. I think I make a matter if I call the Burger King. I'm in the drop-through at Burger King.
Can I really get a wapa to you with on your ring?
How many customers are we picking up, by the way?
by the way I saw a couple of people in chat talk about some hear me out what I do is
in here I've seen that y'all need to get right how far away is this next customer
Oh my goodness!
How does he know? We're good.
We're good.
Do creepy, chap.
I am driving this thing, though.
How far am I going?
Lord have mercy!
Some of y'all need help.
Oh, you have to chat in detail.
No, Joe.
Ain't no doubt about it.
Have to chat in detail for real.
Ain't no doubt about it.
Matter of fact, maybe more than half.
Matter of fact, maybe about 85, 90%
now that I'm thinking about it.
Next customer lock in.
How are you doing on this fine evening, sir?
I hope you do enjoy this ride.
Is he looking at me?
No, he's not.
You doing okay, sir?
I hope to get you to your destination swiftly and safely.
Thank you for choosing ride with Kaston.
Emotional instability?
emotional instability. Okay, what else do we got?
Nothing else. He's low-key chilling, Chad.
Is that aggression right there? I feel like it is. Is that aggression?
It's my contact.
He's a thief?
I don't think he's a thief.
He is a thief, you're right.
Mod whoever said he was a thief first.
Mod, who said it?
All right, there we go.
Beautiful.
We'll get you to your destination quick, sir.
Don't worry about it
Yep, sure is
It's funny, wasn't it, Chad?
Laugh along with them, Chad.
Don't hate Chad.
You better laugh along with them.
Okay?
Yeah, they were laughing.
They were laughing, sir.
Stop.
They laughed.
You don't have to do all that.
Okay?
They were laughing.
Relax.
Your destination's right here on the left, sir.
Have a beautiful night, sir. Thank you.
Clay. That was very clear. Who's next? BK, aka Burger King 26.
Thief. Okay. Next passers-cued. Okay.
Alright. Come on now. Stand it through this in there slow. There we go. Next passenger.
Is behind us? I got a turns arounds. I almost went off a cliff chat. Oh my goodness. I
I almost drove this thing off a cliff.
There's nobody out here that heard.
Why is no one else on the roads?
You know what, Loki?
Yeah, why is nobody else on the road?
Imagine this entire thing
as just a serial killer's property or something.
I don't know, Burger King 26 don't know nothing either.
I haven't even seen a car at any of the other houses yet.
I am very interested in how this is gonna end though.
I'm telling you one thing,
they need to stop requesting wines halfway across town.
By the way, how have I not had to stop
for any more gas though?
And I've been driving this thing all night.
Oh
You don't still think our wife's in on it chat, I don't know
It could be a situation where literally everybody is in on it except for us
It no jump could be
All right, another customer, here we go.
Let's get it.
How you doing, sir?
Okay, it looks like he's staring at me.
Is he staring at me?
Chad, is that eye contact?
What is he doing?
He's staring at me.
He's staring at me.
He's staring at me.
He's staring at me.
He's staring at me.
Chad, is that eye contact?
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
That's aggression.
Uh, he's staring at me.
I don't know.
He might be a kid.
A ditchin?
Serial killer. Oh my goodness, this is new. This is serial killer, Chad.
Lord Hath mercy, we done picked up another serial killer.
G to the G-ski.
I mean G to the G-ski, Chad.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's still, that's still in line with serial killer.
We're going to chat, we're good.
We are good.
I want to get this dude out of the car quick.
Sir don't shoot, sir get your hands off it.
Are you getting paid well that's the crazy part we're not getting paid at all.
Our wife got kidnapped and we're doing all this just to try to get our wife back.
We're not doing this for a single dime.
Yeah, that's the craziest for not a single dollar. Have we made for this? This is all to try to get our wife back. No money. Get money.
Y'all ain't get your money, little double-back father. Get money. Sir, get that out my face. I'm trying to drive.
Look at that!
Go and get your money, little duff of bad boy.
Get money!
That's almost off.
So where are you going, man?
Lord have mercy.
Get your money, let her down the back by.
Get money?
I'm done, I'm done, I'm sorry, I'm done, I'm done.
That better be a five star review, sir.
Have a good one, thank you.
I have something that does not belong to me.
You want the envelope?
If it stays sealed this far, it will have to be.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
If it stays sealed, it will have to be.
Tonight, you show us one moment is still open.
Remember that when you make your next choice.
What's that?
Sir, what's that mean?
What do you mean my next choice?
What is it?
The envelope arrived, instead of running, you could decide who holds the wheel now.
Take the archive to the relay point.
Shroud.
Tonight, it won't be just your story that matters.
The evidence you bring will speak for you.
Bring the journal and the vehicle records to the mobile checkpoint.
I'll be waiting.
wife is here the last fare is over bring the records
You are gross.
Boys, the devil in here!
Yo, BK, I don't have my PC, but I cannot go with you. You're crazy.
Who do we go with? The envelope? Not BK, the car guy, or the police officer. My instincts
are telling me shroud. That's my instincts. Let's go shroud, lock in. Yo, gals, sorry,
Don't hit my PC, please. I'm going there. That's that's what I'm doing. That's my choice
That's my choice
The cop was the only person that did not like creep me wait creep me out, but not intentionally
It's a trap. All of them could be a trap GG. We're finally about to see the ending chat. Oh
My goodness. What is this? Have we been here?
How you doing big dog?
That was one of the dudes I was supposed to drop it off to.
He was waiting for me.
He was waiting for me.
I made my choice though, man.
Sorry.
I made my choice though man sorry I'm just trying to grow I'm just trying to
get some help Lee I'm just going to the polly
let's see if we got a good ending I'm assuming this is the ending there's
police out here multiple or I'm not gonna lie what's good shroud after taking
bk-26's location the police use the driver as bait one last time this time
the vehicles behind his car belong not to bk-26 but the teams driving with
their lights off. The car approached BK 26 house as if it had come alone.
Silence and headlights stayed dark. By the time the driver stopped the engine,
the team's already surrounded the house. The wild man waited at the edge of the
trees. The driver had refused his offer in the taxi so no debt had been
opened. Had he accepted, he could have given a name here. Now there was no choice left to make.
His wife surrendered at the front door without resisting. BK26 tried to escape.
Through the back, the police caught him before he reached the guard wall. Both were in custody
for the night. When the police compared the archive with the record seized from the house,
The first truth emerged. There had been no abduction. The raid, the images and threats had been prepared in advance.
The driver had been kept behind the wheel not to save his wife from a complete...
That's what we called it! She was in on it! Oh my goodness, we called it!
We called it, Chad. Oh my goodness, we called it. Oh my goodness.
Whoa, hey, chill out.
Whoa!
As the investigation continued, it became clear that the plan had never been about reports alone.
Months of messages and images show that the relationship between the driver's wife and BK26 had begun long before that night.
The marriage had tried to, he had tried to say he was already, he, she'd been cheating on me with him for months.
We are backseat gamers because that's the name of the game.
The archive opened BK26 accounts, safe houses and reporting chain, the main operation collapsed
before dawn, some cells escaped, now they knew who was hunting them.
The police did not trust him because of a single decision.
channel he had kept open throughout the night and the final archive confirmed his statement.
The driver was no longer a suspect in the file, but a witness. This has to be the best ending.
When the inspection was complete, the police returned his car and keys, no charges.
Wow, we got, we just had to be the best ending.
Carrying the truth outside, set him free at the same time it ended his marriage beyond
repair at dawn the car returns to the road with one person inside. Oh my goodness game of the year.
Officer Brooks with the five.
Yo devs we need some more like this bro.
I hope you didn't hack my computer for real. I really hope you didn't hack my computer but
yo devs you're gonna have to drop some more games like this. This was absolutely great.
game of the year chat what a cool concept with the story game of the year chat we got the main ending
or wait no main indies what there's four endings I think that has to be the best one that I thought
that game of the year bro a great stream chat I love y'all man hey presets y'all for kicking it
with your boy again tonight preset all the get the subs don't know if it's
follows the course of pre-sort of y'all for this hanging out hey
we'll have a good rest y'all tonight have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all
tomorrow ladies and gentlemen love the night
peace out y'all