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Subbers, Man, Presates y'all."}, {"start": 197.64000000000001, "end": 200.4, "text": " Green hoodie!"}, {"start": 200.4, "end": 206.88000000000002, "text": " I do repeat to you, green."}, {"start": 210.56, "end": 212.28, "text": " You can't really see it with that lighting."}, {"start": 212.28, "end": 214.88000000000002, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 214.88000000000002, "end": 216.08, "text": " Let me pull out some good lighting"}, {"start": 216.08, "end": 219.96, "text": " just so there's proof, even though I wouldn't lie anyway."}, {"start": 219.96, "end": 224.96, "text": " Green, green, green, green, green."}, {"start": 230.48000000000002, "end": 231.32000000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 232.92000000000002, "end": 233.76000000000002, "text": " Jutaba."}, {"start": 235.36, "end": 236.72000000000003, "text": " Green, buddy."}, {"start": 237.8, "end": 239.52, "text": " Channels, everybody's going on a scale of one to ten."}, {"start": 239.52, "end": 240.92000000000002, "text": " Let me hear it high."}, {"start": 240.92000000000002, "end": 243.56, "text": " Made it to another Friday, Chad."}, {"start": 243.56, "end": 250.56, "text": " I'm gonna say, done messed"}, {"start": 250.56, "end": 255.56, "text": " around and made it to another"}, {"start": 255.56, "end": 258.56, "text": " Friday. Is that a velvet hoodie?"}, {"start": 258.56, "end": 260.56, "text": " I have no idea. This is a robe I"}, {"start": 260.56, "end": 266.56, "text": " got off Amazon. Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 266.56, "end": 270.56, "text": " I got this thing off Amazon."}, {"start": 270.56, "end": 278.24, "text": " and bits, by the way, Lord have mercy. Give me some dubious for"}, {"start": 278.24, "end": 291.28, "text": " Christie's with the 15,000. W Christie for real. Happy four"}, {"start": 291.28, "end": 293.2, "text": " year anniversary to the best swimmer. Thanks for all the"}, {"start": 293.2, "end": 295.92, "text": " endless laughs and entertainment. Yo, W Christie"}, {"start": 295.92, "end": 299.84000000000003, "text": " for real. I appreciate that. No, it's not 15,000. That's 25,000."}, {"start": 299.84000000000003, "end": 324.72, "text": " I'm tripping. Oh my goodness. That's 25. That ain't 15. That's 25. W. Christy for real 25,000 bits. Yeah, chat four years streaming today. I booted up my first ever stream four years ago."}, {"start": 324.72, "end": 343.40000000000003, "text": " four years ago. I've booted up my first ever stream buster. I did. I've booted it up."}, {"start": 343.40000000000003, "end": 350.40000000000003, "text": " What's this? What's this right"}, {"start": 350.40000000000003, "end": 355.40000000000003, "text": " here? What is my dream? What's"}, {"start": 355.40000000000003, "end": 364.40000000000003, "text": " this right here? Hold up now."}, {"start": 364.40000000000003, "end": 367.40000000000003, "text": " Happy streaming anniversary. Oh,"}, {"start": 367.40000000000003, "end": 369.40000000000003, "text": " it's from K. So, Lord. So, you"}, {"start": 369.40000000000003, "end": 372.40000000000003, "text": " already know. This about to be a"}, {"start": 372.40000000000003, "end": 382.04, "text": " banger hold up you already know it is about to be a banger let me pour my"}, {"start": 382.04, "end": 394.24, "text": " creatine for I start this video hold up hold on let me pour my creatine you"}, {"start": 394.24, "end": 396.24, "text": " You already know I gotta watch that."}, {"start": 397.68, "end": 400.0, "text": " Ready!"}, {"start": 403.68, "end": 406.16, "text": " That ice already in there Chad, look at that."}, {"start": 407.92, "end": 409.92, "text": " That ice already in the..."}, {"start": 410.96000000000004, "end": 412.96000000000004, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 424.24, "end": 429.24, "text": " Got me a fresh Joe the creatine too, I ran out."}, {"start": 429.24, "end": 433.24, "text": " Got me a fresh Joe creatine."}, {"start": 436.24, "end": 439.24, "text": " Two scoops now!"}, {"start": 446.24, "end": 448.24, "text": " That's a good scoop right now."}, {"start": 451.24, "end": 453.24, "text": " That's a good scoop."}, {"start": 454.24, "end": 461.24, "text": " Pretty good, Scoop."}, {"start": 461.24, "end": 463.24, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 463.24, "end": 465.24, "text": " Wrong man."}, {"start": 465.24, "end": 470.24, "text": " Whoa, where my lead at?"}, {"start": 470.24, "end": 475.24, "text": " Your egg with the bow."}, {"start": 475.24, "end": 480.24, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 480.24, "end": 485.24, "text": " No, this is not PEDs, buddy."}, {"start": 485.24, "end": 487.24, "text": " Whoa! Two scoops!"}, {"start": 487.24, "end": 490.24, "text": " Yeah, it smells like a Limit Lime Factory in here."}, {"start": 490.24, "end": 493.24, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 510.24, "end": 539.24, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 539.24, "end": 541.24, "text": " I think Santa!"}, {"start": 545.24, "end": 547.24, "text": " Santa's coming!"}, {"start": 547.24, "end": 549.24, "text": " Wait, why the snow?"}, {"start": 553.24, "end": 555.24, "text": " Where you at, Santa?"}, {"start": 559.24, "end": 561.24, "text": " There he is!"}, {"start": 561.24, "end": 565.24, "text": " Santa, you better come drop off my prezzles!"}, {"start": 565.24, "end": 590.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 595.24, "end": 612.12, "text": " I'm excited to watch this low-gate, but before I do, I already got to use the rest of the"}, {"start": 612.12, "end": 614.12, "text": " That creep ain't no creep."}, {"start": 616.12, "end": 617.12, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 642.12, "end": 643.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 643.12, "end": 645.12, "text": " Before I watch this, get him out of my sight."}, {"start": 645.12, "end": 647.12, "text": " I don't want to take any chance of it getting spoiled."}, {"start": 647.12, "end": 649.12, "text": " Get him out of my sight before I watch this."}, {"start": 649.12, "end": 650.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 650.12, "end": 651.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 651.12, "end": 652.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 652.12, "end": 653.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 653.12, "end": 654.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 654.12, "end": 655.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 655.12, "end": 656.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 656.12, "end": 657.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 657.12, "end": 658.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 658.12, "end": 659.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 659.12, "end": 660.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 660.12, "end": 661.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 661.12, "end": 662.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 662.12, "end": 663.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 663.12, "end": 664.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 664.12, "end": 665.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 665.12, "end": 666.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 666.12, "end": 667.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 667.12, "end": 668.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 668.12, "end": 669.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 669.12, "end": 676.12, "text": " my site before I watch this. Get him out of my site. I'm knocking the wordle out first"}, {"start": 676.12, "end": 684.12, "text": " before I watch this. I almost let it slip. I almost forgot. No. That can't happen. It"}, {"start": 684.12, "end": 695.64, "text": " won't. The wordle warrior will not let it happen. I almost let it slip to Chad. I did."}, {"start": 695.64, "end": 704.92, "text": " No. Lock in. Lock in."}, {"start": 704.92, "end": 714.4399999999999, "text": " Blink! It's always the E and the A."}, {"start": 714.4399999999999, "end": 718.4399999999999, "text": " To my love, took it down."}, {"start": 718.4399999999999, "end": 720.4399999999999, "text": " Arrace."}, {"start": 725.64, "end": 727.6999999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 755.64, "end": 757.6999999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 785.64, "end": 787.6999999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 815.64, "end": 817.6999999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 845.64, "end": 847.6999999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 875.64, "end": 877.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 935.64, "end": 937.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 965.64, "end": 967.64, "text": " It's turning me apart."}, {"start": 967.64, "end": 969.64, "text": " These are new every day."}, {"start": 977.64, "end": 979.64, "text": " I'm not doing the exits. No."}, {"start": 995.64, "end": 1000.64, "text": " You know I'm such a fool for you"}, {"start": 1007.64, "end": 1015.64, "text": " I'm watching this video. We got a four-year anniversary edit by K.SoLore right here."}, {"start": 1015.64, "end": 1021.64, "text": " I's gots to watch it. I got to."}, {"start": 1021.64, "end": 1028.6399999999999, "text": " and I'm gonna right now matter of fact"}, {"start": 1028.6399999999999, "end": 1034.6399999999999, "text": " Ray with the 5W Ray with the 5 thank you"}, {"start": 1034.6399999999999, "end": 1039.6399999999999, "text": " okay then I'll beat that Tom W. Tom with the thousand bits thank you"}, {"start": 1039.6399999999999, "end": 1043.6399999999999, "text": " hey case I beat Nurgle Solid one last weekend this weekend I'm going for"}, {"start": 1043.6399999999999, "end": 1047.6399999999999, "text": " Metal Gear Solid 2 can't wait to see Naked Riding yeah"}, {"start": 1047.64, "end": 1052.2800000000002, "text": " Yeah, there's a whole mission in that game where you play as riding literally"}, {"start": 1052.2800000000002, "end": 1059.6000000000001, "text": " butt naked. Yep, I'll never forget it. Never forget it for as long as I live, buddy."}, {"start": 1059.6000000000001, "end": 1065.88, "text": " Butt naked. The whole mission. It's crazy. You just walk around kicking people."}, {"start": 1066.44, "end": 1077.24, "text": " Yep. I remember that. Lock in. Five or not five, four years streaming anniversary."}, {"start": 1077.24, "end": 1085.78, "text": " What is my dream job angle a lot? This is my dream job right here, bro"}, {"start": 1087.6200000000001, "end": 1089.6200000000001, "text": " You're banned"}, {"start": 1096.54, "end": 1102.1, "text": " Why didn't move my face cam look right here with it, so I'm not blocking no tax. I'm not blocking no tax right there"}, {"start": 1102.1, "end": 1104.1, "text": " We did"}, {"start": 1104.82, "end": 1106.82, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 1107.24, "end": 1110.84, "text": " If you say to the warrior packed up along with him, you understand me?"}, {"start": 1110.84, "end": 1114.68, "text": " Man, I was like a one by one Lego piece."}, {"start": 1114.68, "end": 1116.08, "text": " What even is a one problem?"}, {"start": 1116.08, "end": 1119.24, "text": " I'm covering that face cam now."}, {"start": 1121.6, "end": 1122.4, "text": " I'm gonna go like right here."}, {"start": 1122.4, "end": 1124.08, "text": " So I'll cover no face cams."}, {"start": 1125.84, "end": 1126.64, "text": " Yeah, that'll work."}, {"start": 1129.76, "end": 1130.56, "text": " You know, it's crazy."}, {"start": 1130.56, "end": 1136.8, "text": " Chat, I don't even remember the one by one Lego piece incident."}, {"start": 1136.8, "end": 1142.72, "text": " The one by one Lego piece incident came and went and literally like a few months later,"}, {"start": 1142.72, "end": 1149.04, "text": " somebody uploaded it and that's when it blew up. It didn't blow up for like months until after it"}, {"start": 1149.04, "end": 1155.9199999999998, "text": " happened. Yo, bite with the T and W bite with the T and Rose built like a one by one Lego piece."}, {"start": 1155.9199999999998, "end": 1161.04, "text": " What even is a one by one Lego piece? Yep, your band. Have a good night."}, {"start": 1161.04, "end": 1166.04, "text": " Yeah, you're almost killing me."}, {"start": 1166.04, "end": 1171.04, "text": " You're my motherfell!"}, {"start": 1171.04, "end": 1177.04, "text": " Bro, I swear at the end."}, {"start": 1177.04, "end": 1184.04, "text": " Not the doo-doo spang on this planet."}, {"start": 1184.04, "end": 1186.04, "text": " Did you send me?"}, {"start": 1186.04, "end": 1187.04, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 1187.04, "end": 1190.04, "text": " When I throw it this way, it's gonna reflect."}, {"start": 1190.04, "end": 1195.04, "text": " did you see it? Yeah. This is"}, {"start": 1195.04, "end": 1197.04, "text": " what got us through up to this"}, {"start": 1197.04, "end": 1200.04, "text": " point. Check the multiple hot"}, {"start": 1200.04, "end": 1203.04, "text": " did you see it? This is I had a"}, {"start": 1203.04, "end": 1205.04, "text": " stack. Those were Verizon hot"}, {"start": 1205.04, "end": 1208.04, "text": " spots. I had four of them. The"}, {"start": 1208.04, "end": 1209.04, "text": " fourth one was currently in use"}, {"start": 1209.04, "end": 1211.04, "text": " which is why I only had three of"}, {"start": 1211.04, "end": 1214.04, "text": " them here. Literally had a stack"}, {"start": 1214.04, "end": 1216.04, "text": " of Verizon hotspots and when one"}, {"start": 1216.04, "end": 1218.04, "text": " of them would run out of data for"}, {"start": 1218.04, "end": 1227.24, "text": " to the next one. No joke. Had four of them. Had a stack of them. Yep. Sure did buddy."}, {"start": 1228.52, "end": 1233.56, "text": " When was this? Eight ten of twenty twenty three."}, {"start": 1235.08, "end": 1239.24, "text": " Got us through up to this point. Yeah, I had here with a hot spot spread. Yep."}, {"start": 1239.24, "end": 1247.48, "text": " Two little hot spots. Three of them. That's it. Now it's time to say goodbye chat. Yep."}, {"start": 1247.48, "end": 1252.48, "text": " Yeah, if y'all want to see me every day, I'll stream every day as long as y'all keep showing up for real."}, {"start": 1252.48, "end": 1254.48, "text": " We hit 10,000 subs!"}, {"start": 1254.48, "end": 1256.48, "text": " We hit 10,000 subs!"}, {"start": 1258.48, "end": 1269.48, "text": " We hit 100K on the YouTube as well today."}, {"start": 1269.48, "end": 1275.48, "text": " 100K on YouTube in 8,1023."}, {"start": 1277.48, "end": 1281.16, "text": " Wow dude that feels like forever ago, bruh"}, {"start": 1282.76, "end": 1285.6, "text": " Why does that feel so long ago?"}, {"start": 1288.16, "end": 1293.94, "text": " We hit a hundred K on the YouTube as well today and we hit 300 K on Twitch"}, {"start": 1294.88, "end": 1299.48, "text": " They shout out to my buddy Sam for getting a YouTube video"}, {"start": 1299.48, "end": 1303.38, "text": " I'm gonna shout out to my mom. Yeah, we're one of the YouTube with the thumbnails and stuff"}, {"start": 1303.38, "end": 1308.7800000000002, "text": " We did a hundred K on YouTube today Jack. Just a little small town dude too, man. It's crazy"}, {"start": 1308.7800000000002, "end": 1310.7800000000002, "text": " What can happen with the internet bro?"}, {"start": 1310.7800000000002, "end": 1314.0600000000002, "text": " And the winner of the best variety gamer"}, {"start": 1314.0600000000002, "end": 1315.0600000000002, "text": " Hey here was it"}, {"start": 1315.0600000000002, "end": 1316.0600000000002, "text": " Hey so"}, {"start": 1316.0600000000002, "end": 1317.0600000000002, "text": " No"}, {"start": 1317.0600000000002, "end": 1319.0600000000002, "text": " Was that twenty twenty three?"}, {"start": 1319.0600000000002, "end": 1321.0600000000002, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 1321.0600000000002, "end": 1326.0600000000002, "text": " Jack, we took an award home last night, baby."}, {"start": 1326.0600000000002, "end": 1329.0600000000002, "text": " Gamer of the year, Jack."}, {"start": 1329.0600000000002, "end": 1332.9, "text": " When I tell you you could knock somebody out with this"}, {"start": 1332.9, "end": 1336.1000000000001, "text": " I just flexed this on y'all like literally two days ago by the way"}, {"start": 1338.1000000000001, "end": 1341.6200000000001, "text": " I still forgot where I put my 2025 one at it's in here somewhere"}, {"start": 1342.74, "end": 1346.42, "text": " Bro, you could knock somebody out with this you could though for real"}, {"start": 1346.9, "end": 1348.9, "text": " Yo w trophy, man"}, {"start": 1350.26, "end": 1352.26, "text": " Oh my goodness the big one"}, {"start": 1354.42, "end": 1358.5800000000002, "text": " Dude this one was I still can't believe this one. I"}, {"start": 1358.58, "end": 1368.58, "text": " I still can't believe this one dude. Oh my goodness, bruh."}, {"start": 1368.58, "end": 1382.58, "text": " I still wonder why bro laughed after he said that. Yo shout out Jeff though, Jeff to go."}, {"start": 1382.58, "end": 1386.6599999999999, "text": " to go. I still wonder why bro laughed after he said it though."}, {"start": 1389.02, "end": 1390.6599999999999, "text": " To this day, I still wonder."}, {"start": 1390.98, "end": 1392.1, "text": " Shout out Jeff though."}, {"start": 1396.5, "end": 1397.46, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 1397.46, "end": 1399.6599999999999, "text": " That's the coolest thing at home, bro."}, {"start": 1399.6999999999998, "end": 1401.26, "text": " Look what it says, dude."}, {"start": 1402.62, "end": 1403.1399999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1405.58, "end": 1406.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1406.8999999999999, "end": 1408.06, "text": " Five million."}, {"start": 1409.9399999999998, "end": 1411.74, "text": " 50 million."}, {"start": 1411.74, "end": 1415.5, "text": " Yeah, yo W quits W trophies"}, {"start": 1423.5, "end": 1428.14, "text": " To do this with y'all every day, maybe a dream come true for you boy, but short and easy process. Okay"}, {"start": 1441.74, "end": 1446.74, "text": " That was when we tried to make them steakhouse burritos."}, {"start": 1446.74, "end": 1448.74, "text": " Cinema though."}, {"start": 1448.74, "end": 1455.74, "text": " Dog, it would be possible without y'all chat."}, {"start": 1455.74, "end": 1458.74, "text": " You know who else it would be possible without?"}, {"start": 1458.74, "end": 1459.74, "text": " My father."}, {"start": 1459.74, "end": 1460.74, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 1460.74, "end": 1461.74, "text": " W."}, {"start": 1461.74, "end": 1462.74, "text": " Mom."}, {"start": 1462.74, "end": 1464.74, "text": " My mom is the one."}, {"start": 1464.74, "end": 1467.74, "text": " It was her idea to start uploading on YouTube in the first place."}, {"start": 1467.74, "end": 1474.36, "text": " Yes, yo, I don't know if a lot of y'all know there's not yo my mom made like all of my thumbnails for my YouTube channel"}, {"start": 1474.94, "end": 1480.58, "text": " Up until like three not three years. They're like two and a half years ago. She was making them thumbnails"}, {"start": 1481.38, "end": 1487.56, "text": " It was her idea. Hey, so congratulations on passing 10 million subscribers"}, {"start": 1487.56, "end": 1502.94, "text": " That was uh that was last Friday. No. Yeah, that was last Friday. That's when my voice"}, {"start": 1502.94, "end": 1511.3999999999999, "text": " was gone. Yep. That was last Friday. Hit nine million last Friday. Where we at now?"}, {"start": 1511.4, "end": 1513.4, "text": " We are 9.22."}, {"start": 1518.4, "end": 1520.4, "text": " Shreemann would be my dream job for real."}, {"start": 1523.4, "end": 1525.4, "text": " WKD."}, {"start": 1525.4, "end": 1527.4, "text": " Aw, look at Keith!"}, {"start": 1531.4, "end": 1533.4, "text": " Dude, I love this clip, man."}, {"start": 1541.4, "end": 1547.8200000000002, "text": " me in the home in Dixie Chris Redfield and Leon Kennedy's real life voice"}, {"start": 1547.8200000000002, "end": 1554.3000000000002, "text": " actors in here oh my goodness Chad who was here that night when Chris and Leon"}, {"start": 1554.3000000000002, "end": 1560.9, "text": " was in the chat that was fighting over me man there's actually fighting over me"}, {"start": 1560.9, "end": 1563.9, "text": " no joke"}, {"start": 1571.4, "end": 1582.38, "text": " That's actually so tough whoa"}, {"start": 1601.4, "end": 1627.42, "text": " Well, that was a crazy auto-play."}, {"start": 1627.42, "end": 1628.42, "text": " That was a absolutely..."}, {"start": 1628.42, "end": 1632.42, "text": " Dude, the fact that multiple people just said I could fix her?"}, {"start": 1632.42, "end": 1636.42, "text": " Yeah. Yeah. Matter of fact, I'm watching this video."}, {"start": 1636.42, "end": 1639.42, "text": " Something is wrong with y'all, buddy."}, {"start": 1639.42, "end": 1646.42, "text": " She just ripped our insides open, took out his organs, and started tying them together."}, {"start": 1646.42, "end": 1647.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1647.42, "end": 1649.42, "text": " What is wrong with you?"}, {"start": 1649.42, "end": 1650.42, "text": " It's bad, man."}, {"start": 1650.42, "end": 1652.42, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 1654.42, "end": 1656.42, "text": " Oh, you're actually ridiculous."}, {"start": 1656.42, "end": 1660.3400000000001, "text": " Yo, by the way, WKSOLore for that video, by the way,"}, {"start": 1660.3400000000001, "end": 1662.5800000000002, "text": " y'all go subscribe to KSOLore on YouTube."}, {"start": 1662.5800000000002, "end": 1664.5, "text": " That was a banger video."}, {"start": 1664.5, "end": 1666.5800000000002, "text": " That was a really good video."}, {"start": 1666.5800000000002, "end": 1669.2, "text": " No joke, that was tough."}, {"start": 1670.88, "end": 1673.78, "text": " Yo, Spum with the four years,"}, {"start": 1673.78, "end": 1677.38, "text": " with the 48 month sub W,"}, {"start": 1677.38, "end": 1680.22, "text": " Spum with the 48 months, that's a OJ."}, {"start": 1683.02, "end": 1684.42, "text": " Unbelievable."}, {"start": 1684.42, "end": 1686.5800000000002, "text": " Wait, no, it's WK Sonor for real."}, {"start": 1686.5800000000002, "end": 1687.8600000000001, "text": " Chap and Fio, that was actually good."}, {"start": 1687.8600000000001, "end": 1689.3400000000001, "text": " It makes a number of bangers."}, {"start": 1689.3400000000001, "end": 1691.1000000000001, "text": " Unbelievable, how ridiculous y'all are."}, {"start": 1691.1000000000001, "end": 1692.0, "text": " Like y'all need help."}, {"start": 1692.0, "end": 1693.8600000000001, "text": " Like this, unreal."}, {"start": 1699.3400000000001, "end": 1702.5, "text": " Un-unbelievable."}, {"start": 1702.5, "end": 1703.3400000000001, "text": " I hope."}, {"start": 1703.3400000000001, "end": 1704.9, "text": " I'm not about to watch this video."}, {"start": 1704.9, "end": 1706.6200000000001, "text": " Y'all gotta stop, man."}, {"start": 1706.6200000000001, "end": 1711.3000000000002, "text": " Y'all gotta stop, stop, stop, stop, man."}, {"start": 1711.3000000000002, "end": 1713.26, "text": " I, dude, I'm actually so serious."}, {"start": 1713.26, "end": 1714.1000000000001, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 1714.1000000000001, "end": 1719.1000000000001, "text": " I actually, Tanner, okay, I understand, I get it."}, {"start": 1720.14, "end": 1723.9, "text": " Tanner, you know, okay, this dude,"}, {"start": 1723.9, "end": 1725.6200000000001, "text": " I actually don't understand."}, {"start": 1725.6200000000001, "end": 1728.94, "text": " I actually don't get it with Milkman."}, {"start": 1728.94, "end": 1730.18, "text": " I actually don't get it."}, {"start": 1735.1000000000001, "end": 1737.38, "text": " This dude is a dooper."}, {"start": 1744.1000000000001, "end": 1756.1000000000001, "text": " You mad? No, I'm not. I understand the Tanner. That's fine. I'll give y'all the Tanner. I get it."}, {"start": 1756.1000000000001, "end": 1760.1000000000001, "text": " Tanner's a good-looking dude."}, {"start": 1760.1000000000001, "end": 1770.1000000000001, "text": " This, what did this do, literally?"}, {"start": 1770.1000000000001, "end": 1780.0200000000002, "text": " Could you imagine this dude in human form, dog?"}, {"start": 1780.0200000000002, "end": 1781.0200000000002, "text": " That ain't good."}, {"start": 1781.0200000000002, "end": 1786.0200000000002, "text": " Y'all gotta be joking."}, {"start": 1786.0200000000002, "end": 1788.46, "text": " I think y'all are actually joking."}, {"start": 1788.46, "end": 1789.8600000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 1789.8600000000001, "end": 1793.1000000000001, "text": " I refuse to believe any of the milkman glaze is real."}, {"start": 1793.14, "end": 1799.8200000000002, "text": " I actually, for my own sanity chat, for my own sake, I don't think I can."}, {"start": 1800.5000000000002, "end": 1807.0600000000002, "text": " I think this whole milkman glaze thing is actually a mass joke from y'all."}, {"start": 1807.18, "end": 1808.46, "text": " I really do think so."}, {"start": 1808.7, "end": 1809.3400000000001, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 1809.46, "end": 1810.7400000000002, "text": " Again, I give y'all Tanner."}, {"start": 1810.7400000000002, "end": 1812.66, "text": " I ain't okay, you know, Tanner, good looking guy."}, {"start": 1812.7, "end": 1814.14, "text": " I get it, man."}, {"start": 1815.46, "end": 1818.5800000000002, "text": " This ain't no situation where I'm like, you know, no."}, {"start": 1819.8600000000001, "end": 1824.8600000000001, "text": " But this right here is why where?"}, {"start": 1832.5000000000002, "end": 1833.3400000000001, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 1837.5000000000002, "end": 1840.46, "text": " See what milk man's only baby model with the five gifted."}, {"start": 1840.46, "end": 1841.3000000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1841.3000000000002, "end": 1844.94, "text": " Like somebody important in y'all's life sees this,"}, {"start": 1844.94, "end": 1846.6200000000001, "text": " sees the chat right now."}, {"start": 1846.6200000000001, "end": 1847.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1847.46, "end": 1848.3000000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1849.8600000000001, "end": 1856.8600000000001, "text": " Yeah. Unreal, man. It is unreal. There you go, sir."}, {"start": 1856.8600000000001, "end": 1866.8600000000001, "text": " Yes. Chat. Y'all are actually like, this is bad. It's bad, dude."}, {"start": 1866.8600000000001, "end": 1871.8600000000001, "text": " I'm literally gonna take the screenshot of this chat and send it to all y'all's bosses."}, {"start": 1871.8600000000001, "end": 1878.8600000000001, "text": " Anybody important in y'all's life? I'm sending this to everybody. Yeah, it's bad."}, {"start": 1878.8600000000001, "end": 1889.18, "text": " You do night shifts often, must get lonely out here, but you don't know what's going"}, {"start": 1889.18, "end": 1891.18, "text": " on with the chat right now."}, {"start": 1891.18, "end": 1892.18, "text": " Bro thinks he's alone."}, {"start": 1892.18, "end": 1893.18, "text": " Well, have a good one, you too, sir."}, {"start": 1893.18, "end": 1894.18, "text": " Again?"}, {"start": 1894.18, "end": 1895.18, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1895.18, "end": 1896.18, "text": " Yo, y'all are actually like unfathomably tired."}, {"start": 1896.18, "end": 1900.18, "text": " Well, have a good one, you too, sir."}, {"start": 1900.18, "end": 1902.18, "text": " Again?"}, {"start": 1902.18, "end": 1909.18, "text": " Yo, y'all are actually like unfathomably down bad."}, {"start": 1909.18, "end": 1910.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1910.18, "end": 1913.18, "text": " It is legitimately unbelievable."}, {"start": 1913.18, "end": 1917.18, "text": " Emory loves Milkman with the Five Gifted."}, {"start": 1917.18, "end": 1923.18, "text": " Like, I cannot believe what I'm seeing, bro."}, {"start": 1923.18, "end": 1929.18, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 1929.18, "end": 1933.18, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1933.18, "end": 1935.18, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 1935.18, "end": 1939.18, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 1939.18, "end": 1943.18, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 1943.18, "end": 1947.18, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 1947.18, "end": 1951.18, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 1951.18, "end": 1953.18, "text": " Thanks, you're welcome"}, {"start": 1953.94, "end": 1955.94, "text": " Slow night. Yeah"}, {"start": 1956.22, "end": 1961.74, "text": " Give me some W's for kind with the 20 get the thank you W. Kai appreciate that for the 20. Thank you back"}, {"start": 1961.74, "end": 1964.98, "text": " Ain't nobody shopping here no more. I mean look at the location ain't nobody out here"}, {"start": 1964.98, "end": 1969.54, "text": " You know what? I mean and there's something we're going on with this back door. So yeah, we fell off. Oh"}, {"start": 1971.14, "end": 1973.14, "text": " Okay, have a good one"}, {"start": 1976.5, "end": 1978.5, "text": " Yo, some of y'all need some help"}, {"start": 1981.18, "end": 1983.18, "text": " No shot!"}, {"start": 1987.54, "end": 1989.54, "text": " Y'all can't be for real."}, {"start": 1991.1000000000001, "end": 1993.1000000000001, "text": " Yo, Milkman's jockstrap with the five."}, {"start": 1994.8200000000002, "end": 1998.48, "text": " Like filthiest milk, you just said please drink me."}, {"start": 2001.78, "end": 2004.26, "text": " Drain my blood every ounce."}, {"start": 2005.26, "end": 2006.8600000000001, "text": " Connor with the five."}, {"start": 2006.8600000000001, "end": 2008.8600000000001, "text": " Zaddy nosferatu."}, {"start": 2008.8600000000001, "end": 2010.8600000000001, "text": " Yeah, nah, it's bad."}, {"start": 2010.8600000000001, "end": 2012.8600000000001, "text": " That's all from the same person."}, {"start": 2012.8600000000001, "end": 2013.8600000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 2014.8600000000001, "end": 2015.8600000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 2015.8600000000001, "end": 2019.8600000000001, "text": " Hey there, Mr. Tall, dark and creepy."}, {"start": 2019.8600000000001, "end": 2021.8600000000001, "text": " Kelly, can you not..."}, {"start": 2032.8600000000001, "end": 2034.8600000000001, "text": " Kelly, we're tweaking in this game!"}, {"start": 2038.8600000000001, "end": 2045.18, "text": " I'm sorry big guy, but we are closed for the night."}, {"start": 2045.18, "end": 2046.18, "text": " This game was good."}, {"start": 2046.18, "end": 2047.18, "text": " No, we're closed."}, {"start": 2047.18, "end": 2051.58, "text": " So this was from the same dad that made the skin stapler, by the way."}, {"start": 2051.58, "end": 2053.82, "text": " Milman's Glazer with the five and Wizard with the five."}, {"start": 2053.82, "end": 2054.82, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2054.82, "end": 2055.82, "text": " Kelly gets it."}, {"start": 2055.82, "end": 2056.82, "text": " Don't want us wrong with y'all, man!"}, {"start": 2056.82, "end": 2057.82, "text": " What do you mean Kelly gets it?"}, {"start": 2057.82, "end": 2058.82, "text": " Don't ask me, big dog."}, {"start": 2058.82, "end": 2059.82, "text": " R.I.P. Kelly."}, {"start": 2059.82, "end": 2061.82, "text": " What do you mean Kelly gets it?"}, {"start": 2063.26, "end": 2065.26, "text": " Don't ask me big dog."}, {"start": 2067.6600000000003, "end": 2069.6600000000003, "text": " R.I.P Kelly."}, {"start": 2070.2200000000003, "end": 2074.3, "text": " Oh, you want something sweet."}, {"start": 2074.3, "end": 2076.3, "text": " Wait no Kelly, can you stop?"}, {"start": 2080.06, "end": 2083.6600000000003, "text": " How about you come back when the station's open?"}, {"start": 2084.2200000000003, "end": 2087.9, "text": " I'd love to see what you look like without all that makeup."}, {"start": 2087.9, "end": 2089.9, "text": " Kelly relax"}, {"start": 2092.1, "end": 2094.1, "text": " Oh jail with the five"}, {"start": 2098.38, "end": 2100.38, "text": " Kelly please"}, {"start": 2101.42, "end": 2105.2200000000003, "text": " He's gonna kill you Kelly. He don't care. No, he did not care"}, {"start": 2105.2200000000003, "end": 2112.2200000000003, "text": " Oh, how romantic."}, {"start": 2112.2200000000003, "end": 2118.5000000000005, "text": " He spared her?"}, {"start": 2118.5000000000005, "end": 2122.0200000000004, "text": " Why do you always find the creepy ones attractive, Kelly?"}, {"start": 2122.0200000000004, "end": 2123.0200000000004, "text": " Yeah, Kelly."}, {"start": 2123.0200000000004, "end": 2127.3, "text": " Cause you're a six month case of Twitch subscriber?"}, {"start": 2127.3, "end": 2129.7000000000003, "text": " AHHH!"}, {"start": 2139.1400000000003, "end": 2139.88, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2140.28, "end": 2142.28, "text": " Hahahahaha!"}, {"start": 2151.48, "end": 2155.76, "text": " Dude, that's the truest thing I've ever said in my life, bro."}, {"start": 2157.3, "end": 2165.6000000000004, "text": " Yo chat y'all are actually like yeah, yo chat y'all are like yo, yo y'all are despicable"}, {"start": 2165.6000000000004, "end": 2166.6000000000004, "text": " Yeah, it was bad"}, {"start": 2166.6000000000004, "end": 2167.6000000000004, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2167.6000000000004, "end": 2172.6000000000004, "text": " Yeah, no it was bad"}, {"start": 2172.6000000000004, "end": 2173.6000000000004, "text": " Rancid"}, {"start": 2173.6000000000004, "end": 2174.6000000000004, "text": " Rancid!"}, {"start": 2174.6000000000004, "end": 2179.44, "text": " I'm bad"}, {"start": 2179.44, "end": 2180.6000000000004, "text": " Lord have mercy bro"}, {"start": 2180.6, "end": 2189.44, "text": " bro. It like it don't matter who's on the screen. You know, it's the most complete faith"}, {"start": 2189.44, "end": 2196.2799999999997, "text": " in chat when Henry hotline from finding Frankie popped on the screen. That's when I knew everything's"}, {"start": 2196.2799999999997, "end": 2207.2799999999997, "text": " bad. He can he can evict me. Guess who said it chambers wife. You're always saying something"}, {"start": 2207.28, "end": 2210.7200000000003, "text": " here down horrendous"}, {"start": 2224.7200000000003, "end": 2234.88, "text": " don't even start with this baby mama with the five get it it's ridiculous"}, {"start": 2237.28, "end": 2240.28, "text": " Somebody in the chat literally said, eat me alive."}, {"start": 2248.28, "end": 2249.28, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 2251.28, "end": 2253.28, "text": " Buddy, let me tell you."}, {"start": 2256.28, "end": 2258.28, "text": " Buddy, let me tell you."}, {"start": 2259.28, "end": 2261.28, "text": " I did the work already. I got it right. It was a..."}, {"start": 2261.28, "end": 2267.2000000000003, "text": " Uh, what was the word again?"}, {"start": 2269.6800000000003, "end": 2271.1200000000003, "text": " Oh, no, but I know I got it right."}, {"start": 2274.6800000000003, "end": 2274.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2274.96, "end": 2276.44, "text": " Easter or something like that."}, {"start": 2276.52, "end": 2276.76, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2276.76, "end": 2277.28, "text": " Something like that."}, {"start": 2278.32, "end": 2286.48, "text": " What does it, my fall, my fall, I can't even watch this video."}, {"start": 2286.48, "end": 2288.48, "text": " Mom won't let me watch Twitter videos no more."}, {"start": 2288.48, "end": 2289.84, "text": " We're not signing in for some reason."}, {"start": 2289.84, "end": 2293.6400000000003, "text": " You know, I ain't signed in Twitter."}, {"start": 2293.6400000000003, "end": 2296.6200000000003, "text": " Gonna see some straight blood cheeks on the screen."}, {"start": 2296.6200000000003, "end": 2297.46, "text": " I'm good on that."}, {"start": 2297.46, "end": 2298.98, "text": " I can't even watch this."}, {"start": 2298.98, "end": 2299.82, "text": " Let me watch."}, {"start": 2305.06, "end": 2307.6600000000003, "text": " Left side face cam, hear me out with the five."}, {"start": 2310.5, "end": 2311.34, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 2314.3, "end": 2316.94, "text": " Y'all appreciate that Taylor W. Taylor Tots for real."}, {"start": 2316.94, "end": 2318.1000000000004, "text": " Appreciate that Taylor Tots."}, {"start": 2318.1000000000004, "end": 2318.94, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2319.84, "end": 2321.84, "text": " W. Taylor Toss"}, {"start": 2333.84, "end": 2336.6800000000003, "text": " What is this it is"}, {"start": 2339.48, "end": 2342.6400000000003, "text": " It is the first iPhone to do this"}, {"start": 2349.84, "end": 2356.84, "text": " It is the first iPhone to do this."}, {"start": 2356.84, "end": 2362.84, "text": " J-O, but I want to use beyond it."}, {"start": 2362.84, "end": 2367.84, "text": " J-O, get more of the fold in iPhones."}, {"start": 2367.84, "end": 2371.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2371.84, "end": 2376.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2376.84, "end": 2390.94, "text": " The question I have about the folding iPhone is right is is it efficient or practical of"}, {"start": 2390.94, "end": 2402.06, "text": " use like is that going to be weird trying to get that thing around now I can see it"}, {"start": 2402.06, "end": 2406.82, "text": " like say you're sitting in bed late at night right you try to watch a YouTube video."}, {"start": 2406.82, "end": 2410.42, "text": " You know, instead of watching it"}, {"start": 2410.42, "end": 2412.6600000000003, "text": " on the phone, you've got like an"}, {"start": 2412.6600000000003, "end": 2414.6600000000003, "text": " iPad all of a sudden. You know"}, {"start": 2414.6600000000003, "end": 2417.3, "text": " what I mean? Now that right"}, {"start": 2417.3, "end": 2422.1000000000004, "text": " there. I could see that."}, {"start": 2426.1000000000004, "end": 2428.5800000000004, "text": " But I don't, I don't know. Should"}, {"start": 2428.5800000000004, "end": 2430.1800000000003, "text": " I get one?"}, {"start": 2430.18, "end": 2435.18, "text": " I'm gonna get one just cuz of you."}, {"start": 2435.18, "end": 2437.18, "text": " I'm gonna get one."}, {"start": 2437.18, "end": 2440.18, "text": " I want a motor roller razor."}, {"start": 2440.18, "end": 2443.18, "text": " Bro, I had a motor roller razor."}, {"start": 2443.18, "end": 2444.18, "text": " My mom had one."}, {"start": 2444.18, "end": 2446.18, "text": " She passed it down to me back then."}, {"start": 2446.18, "end": 2448.18, "text": " I love that phone."}, {"start": 2448.18, "end": 2450.18, "text": " I love that phone."}, {"start": 2450.18, "end": 2452.18, "text": " I love that phone."}, {"start": 2452.18, "end": 2454.18, "text": " I love that phone."}, {"start": 2454.18, "end": 2456.18, "text": " I love that phone."}, {"start": 2456.18, "end": 2458.18, "text": " I love that phone."}, {"start": 2458.18, "end": 2466.18, "text": " I love that phone. Motor Roller Razor was golden man. I had one of those."}, {"start": 2469.94, "end": 2471.2999999999997, "text": " I sure did."}, {"start": 2475.22, "end": 2480.74, "text": " It was tough. Yo K-Solo with a thousand bits. So happy you enjoyed the video. The end card"}, {"start": 2480.74, "end": 2486.4199999999996, "text": " was made by Aya as well. Happy four years yo. W. Aya with the art to pre-save that that was clean."}, {"start": 2486.42, "end": 2488.42, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 2516.42, "end": 2541.42, "text": " How long did I spit for on this one?"}, {"start": 2541.42, "end": 2567.54, "text": " That was actually tough that was like a minute straighter straight"}, {"start": 2571.42, "end": 2573.42, "text": " Bores on there"}, {"start": 2575.38, "end": 2577.38, "text": " Bro that was good"}, {"start": 2580.46, "end": 2589.14, "text": " So I need to drop out mom I need to huh I gotta drop out man"}, {"start": 2592.94, "end": 2594.94, "text": " For real ski"}, {"start": 2594.94, "end": 2598.02, "text": " Yo, Reese, what a thousand bits as well."}, {"start": 2598.02, "end": 2601.78, "text": " He's crashed on four years, you've got so much for his community."}, {"start": 2601.78, "end": 2603.46, "text": " And, uh, could I thank you enough?"}, {"start": 2603.46, "end": 2605.54, "text": " I still got to have all the chat, have prayer we are of you,"}, {"start": 2605.54, "end": 2607.62, "text": " who shut out to your parents for help making this possible."}, {"start": 2607.62, "end": 2609.38, "text": " That should be one of the realest, funniest,"}, {"start": 2609.38, "end": 2610.5, "text": " the kindest people out there."}, {"start": 2610.5, "end": 2613.54, "text": " Yo, W, Reese, I still remember when you got ran over the other day."}, {"start": 2613.54, "end": 2615.78, "text": " I still remember."}, {"start": 2615.78, "end": 2620.98, "text": " RIP, Reese, and thank you, Reese, for a thousand bits as well."}, {"start": 2620.98, "end": 2628.94, "text": " I still remember when you got ran smooth over the other day smooth over smooth"}, {"start": 2630.94, "end": 2632.94, "text": " Smooth over"}, {"start": 2633.66, "end": 2635.66, "text": " You know what I mean"}, {"start": 2635.86, "end": 2637.86, "text": " Your happy birthday Nina"}, {"start": 2638.06, "end": 2645.2400000000002, "text": " Like chat should I try to unlock a few more checkpoints on the new RV there yet map? I think I should"}, {"start": 2646.54, "end": 2648.54, "text": " Let's continue"}, {"start": 2648.54, "end": 2658.02, "text": " our journey. If you were not here yesterday RV there yet dropped a new map"}, {"start": 2658.02, "end": 2661.46, "text": " and you know I'm all over what was that?"}, {"start": 2661.46, "end": 2681.9, "text": " If you were not here yesterday, RV there yet dropped a new map."}, {"start": 2681.9, "end": 2685.94, "text": " And it's kind of difficult, but nothing crazy."}, {"start": 2685.94, "end": 2690.5, "text": " I got to like checkpoint number four and then a disaster happened."}, {"start": 2690.5, "end": 2697.26, "text": " So we continue our journey here today y'all better get y'all seatbelts on chat. Hey"}, {"start": 2697.94, "end": 2700.66, "text": " Get your seatbelts on Buster"}, {"start": 2702.98, "end": 2704.98, "text": " Get your seatbelts on"}, {"start": 2707.3, "end": 2711.3, "text": " Cuz we going back in the RV trip"}, {"start": 2713.14, "end": 2715.14, "text": " Lock in chat"}, {"start": 2715.7, "end": 2717.7, "text": " You better buckle up"}, {"start": 2717.7000000000003, "end": 2724.2000000000003, "text": " Hey, you better buckle up."}, {"start": 2724.2000000000003, "end": 2726.7000000000003, "text": " We can run a prediction when we get into game 2."}, {"start": 2726.7000000000003, "end": 2728.7000000000003, "text": " Everybody locked in!"}, {"start": 2728.7000000000003, "end": 2731.7000000000003, "text": " Time to continue our turn!"}, {"start": 2731.7000000000003, "end": 2733.7000000000003, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2837.7000000000003, "end": 2862.7000000000003, "text": " You better have a seat belt on."}, {"start": 2862.7000000000003, "end": 2869.7000000000003, "text": " You better have a seat belt on partner."}, {"start": 2869.7000000000003, "end": 2871.7000000000003, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 2871.7000000000003, "end": 2876.7000000000003, "text": " You better get your seat belt on partner."}, {"start": 2876.7000000000003, "end": 2881.7000000000003, "text": " Because it's RV there yet time partner."}, {"start": 2881.7000000000003, "end": 2885.7000000000003, "text": " Seat belt on!"}, {"start": 2885.7000000000003, "end": 2887.7000000000003, "text": " BBL Bay."}, {"start": 2887.7000000000003, "end": 2889.7000000000003, "text": " I'm going all day."}, {"start": 2889.7000000000003, "end": 2891.7000000000003, "text": " I'm at checkpoint number three."}, {"start": 2891.7000000000003, "end": 2895.7000000000003, "text": " Oh, oh, okay, whatever."}, {"start": 2901.7000000000003, "end": 2902.7000000000003, "text": " Gigi."}, {"start": 2905.7000000000003, "end": 2906.7000000000003, "text": " Gigi."}, {"start": 2908.7000000000003, "end": 2910.7000000000003, "text": " Nugget with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 2910.7000000000003, "end": 2913.7000000000003, "text": " Let's get it started with a song, shall we?"}, {"start": 2916.7000000000003, "end": 2919.7000000000003, "text": " Looks like we already got to repair the RV. That's fine."}, {"start": 2921.7000000000003, "end": 2929.1800000000003, "text": " I'm locked in chat. I am a hundred percent getting past where I stopped at yesterday,"}, {"start": 2929.1800000000003, "end": 2933.9800000000005, "text": " which is only one checkpoint away, which isn't saying much, but still I am. You better believe"}, {"start": 2933.9800000000005, "end": 2947.34, "text": " it. Hey, hey buddy. You better believe it. Hey, hey, sorry, I'm late. You should be sorry."}, {"start": 2947.34, "end": 2951.5, "text": " You should be, you know that?"}, {"start": 2951.5, "end": 2953.34, "text": " You should be sorry, but it's fine."}, {"start": 2953.34, "end": 2956.34, "text": " Fire with fire, thank you fire."}, {"start": 2956.34, "end": 2958.34, "text": " Waiting for someone to take right."}, {"start": 2958.34, "end": 2959.34, "text": " All right, lock in."}, {"start": 2959.34, "end": 2964.34, "text": " Let's get this thing repaired, and we're going head out."}, {"start": 2964.34, "end": 2968.34, "text": " Repair this thing real quick."}, {"start": 2968.34, "end": 2969.34, "text": " Let me have it, please."}, {"start": 2969.34, "end": 2971.34, "text": " Please, thank you."}, {"start": 2971.34, "end": 2976.34, "text": " Beautiful, you love to see it?"}, {"start": 2976.34, "end": 2979.84, "text": " You love to see it."}, {"start": 2980.6800000000003, "end": 2988.34, "text": " Yeah. You're anonymous with the 5W anonymous with the"}, {"start": 2988.34, "end": 2998.34, "text": " Power Drill. Every time you go on a road trip, always make sure that your vehicle is capable and ready to hit the open road."}, {"start": 2998.34, "end": 3003.34, "text": " This has been Driver's Ed with queso. Thank you."}, {"start": 3003.34, "end": 3005.34, "text": " All right, I"}, {"start": 3005.46, "end": 3010.6200000000003, "text": " Don't know if y'all were here yesterday, but if you weren't this section we have to jump on a jet ski go grab up"}, {"start": 3011.02, "end": 3016.38, "text": " Boat bring the boat back here pick up the RV and then bring the boat somewhere else"}, {"start": 3018.54, "end": 3022.1200000000003, "text": " So that's what we're gonna do milk man glazer with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 3028.5, "end": 3030.82, "text": " Yo, you know with the TW you came over"}, {"start": 3033.34, "end": 3035.34, "text": " Wee!"}, {"start": 3037.1400000000003, "end": 3044.1800000000003, "text": " Don't make this jump? Uh oh. There's a shark in the water. Hold up. Hold on, there's a shark in the water."}, {"start": 3048.38, "end": 3050.38, "text": " There we go. We're good."}, {"start": 3050.54, "end": 3053.6200000000003, "text": " This thing turns a lot sharper than you would think it does. It's fine though."}, {"start": 3054.6800000000003, "end": 3059.5, "text": " There's a ladder over here. Let's just, let's just get on the ladder. Please don't bite me shark. Please don't bite me."}, {"start": 3059.5, "end": 3061.5, "text": " Thank you. Let's go pick up the boat."}, {"start": 3063.34, "end": 3070.34, "text": " So, yeah, we died on this top before this next 10-point yesterday because, uh, a woman"}, {"start": 3070.34, "end": 3079.34, "text": " wasn't my father, was Chatshall, and she'll be keeping us back with you, but it's fine."}, {"start": 3079.34, "end": 3088.34, "text": " They know what they did."}, {"start": 3088.34, "end": 3092.34, "text": " They know what they did."}, {"start": 3092.6600000000003, "end": 3094.6600000000003, "text": " Don't you chat"}, {"start": 3094.98, "end": 3099.54, "text": " Okay, look here chat hear me out when I put the RV on the boat this time"}, {"start": 3099.54, "end": 3102.9, "text": " Let's back it in so it's easy to get the RV off the boat"}, {"start": 3104.02, "end": 3106.02, "text": " Excuse me. I hate"}, {"start": 3106.9, "end": 3110.54, "text": " Well, I hate the crabs in this game dude stop"}, {"start": 3114.58, "end": 3119.82, "text": " The RV should have a boat system that would be tough. I'm not gonna lie that would be called a"}, {"start": 3120.82, "end": 3127.34, "text": " What are those vehicles called where it can go amphibious vehicle is what it would be called amphibious"}, {"start": 3129.06, "end": 3133.42, "text": " Okay, we're gonna back it on there this time to make it easier to get it off of the boat"}, {"start": 3134.7400000000002, "end": 3136.7400000000002, "text": " Hopefully I don't back in the water"}, {"start": 3140.46, "end": 3142.46, "text": " Am I back in the water?"}, {"start": 3144.2200000000003, "end": 3148.06, "text": " Oh, man, it's a backup camera hold up my bad"}, {"start": 3149.82, "end": 3156.1000000000004, "text": " Go right here and then we should just be able to go straight back and be good maybe let me go take another peak real quick"}, {"start": 3156.46, "end": 3158.46, "text": " Yo Zeus with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 3159.82, "end": 3162.32, "text": " Okay, a little bit more to the right and we go straight back"}, {"start": 3165.7400000000002, "end": 3168.46, "text": " Straight back lock in"}, {"start": 3176.7000000000003, "end": 3178.7000000000003, "text": " Perfect"}, {"start": 3179.82, "end": 3184.82, "text": " Wow, that's perfect!"}, {"start": 3184.82, "end": 3189.82, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 3189.82, "end": 3194.82, "text": " That is how you drive, chat."}, {"start": 3194.82, "end": 3199.82, "text": " Now let's put the anchors on this thing, and let's drive to the next area."}, {"start": 3199.82, "end": 3203.82, "text": " Y'all already know the drill. We did this year's nature on Disaster's problem."}, {"start": 3203.82, "end": 3206.82, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 3206.82, "end": 3208.82, "text": " Beautiful. Beautiful. I'm saying you're beautiful."}, {"start": 3211.86, "end": 3212.86, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 3216.86, "end": 3217.86, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 3222.86, "end": 3224.86, "text": " Get out of here. That's copyrighted."}, {"start": 3226.86, "end": 3228.86, "text": " Get your hand down that plate."}, {"start": 3231.86, "end": 3233.86, "text": " Aren't you going to take a look ahead of us real quick?"}, {"start": 3233.86, "end": 3240.86, "text": " This is not proper boat etiquette, but in this game, I have to do what I have to do."}, {"start": 3240.86, "end": 3242.86, "text": " We're going to miss that rock."}, {"start": 3242.86, "end": 3245.86, "text": " We're going to pull some left."}, {"start": 3245.86, "end": 3247.86, "text": " See that gate right there?"}, {"start": 3247.86, "end": 3251.86, "text": " We have to get through that gate right there."}, {"start": 3251.86, "end": 3257.86, "text": " Rolling with the five."}, {"start": 3257.86, "end": 3269.7000000000003, "text": " I woke up to less points than yesterday yeah something we didn't make it to the"}, {"start": 3269.7000000000003, "end": 3273.02, "text": " checkpoint yesterday"}, {"start": 3279.02, "end": 3283.2200000000003, "text": " so if y'all remember from yesterday we got a climb this rope right here there's"}, {"start": 3283.2200000000003, "end": 3285.2200000000003, "text": " most pathetic looking thing in the world when we do it."}, {"start": 3295.2200000000003, "end": 3297.2200000000003, "text": " Let's go drop the bridge."}, {"start": 3299.2200000000003, "end": 3301.2200000000003, "text": " Let's go drop the bridge."}, {"start": 3302.2200000000003, "end": 3304.2200000000003, "text": " I didn't mean to throw the stick."}, {"start": 3304.2200000000003, "end": 3305.2200000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3305.2200000000003, "end": 3318.82, "text": " Look at me dodging these crabs, give it off me."}, {"start": 3318.82, "end": 3322.5000000000005, "text": " Now chat, yesterday when I made it to that one area, is that the correct way to go?"}, {"start": 3322.5000000000005, "end": 3325.9, "text": " It has to be, right?"}, {"start": 3325.9, "end": 3327.9, "text": " I feel like it's gotta be."}, {"start": 3327.9, "end": 3330.9, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 3330.9, "end": 3332.9, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 3332.9, "end": 3334.9, "text": " CLEAN!"}, {"start": 3334.9, "end": 3335.9, "text": " Pathetic."}, {"start": 3335.9, "end": 3338.9, "text": " Let's keep moving."}, {"start": 3338.9, "end": 3340.9, "text": " We keep moving."}, {"start": 3344.9, "end": 3346.9, "text": " Oh, I wasn't..."}, {"start": 3348.9, "end": 3350.9, "text": " I wasn't lying to put the gate, my bad."}, {"start": 3350.9, "end": 3352.9, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 3352.9, "end": 3356.9, "text": " Michael Jordan even mis-retrows every now and then."}, {"start": 3356.9, "end": 3359.6600000000003, "text": " I'm trying to say is even the goat can mess up every now and then."}, {"start": 3365.78, "end": 3366.78, "text": " Bustle loud!"}, {"start": 3369.82, "end": 3372.6600000000003, "text": " See that gate made us think we have to go that way."}, {"start": 3373.94, "end": 3376.7000000000003, "text": " But judging from yesterday, I don't think we go that way."}, {"start": 3386.9, "end": 3396.02, "text": " so this is where disaster struck yesterday if you weren't here if you"}, {"start": 3396.02, "end": 3403.34, "text": " were not here yesterday something very bad happened and deeply disturbing and"}, {"start": 3403.34, "end": 3413.2400000000002, "text": " traumatic we died but today today I tell you it's a different story it's a new"}, {"start": 3413.2400000000002, "end": 3422.2000000000003, "text": " RV with a different story today. Let's get it. What song should I play?"}, {"start": 3429.32, "end": 3430.2000000000003, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3443.2400000000002, "end": 3456.1200000000003, "text": " Imagine I could drive up here and not have to go there."}, {"start": 3456.1200000000003, "end": 3458.0400000000004, "text": " Wait a minute!"}, {"start": 3458.0400000000004, "end": 3465.4, "text": " There's a world where that exists."}, {"start": 3465.4, "end": 3466.4, "text": " Is that doable?"}, {"start": 3466.4, "end": 3479.08, "text": " Do you think I can drive down this cliff right here, chair, low key?"}, {"start": 3479.08, "end": 3489.6800000000003, "text": " Do you think I'm driving down this?"}, {"start": 3489.6800000000003, "end": 3494.2000000000003, "text": " I don't know if I am."}, {"start": 3494.2000000000003, "end": 3500.0000000000005, "text": " I don't know if that's possible, or we could get up here."}, {"start": 3500.0000000000005, "end": 3503.36, "text": " We could drive here."}, {"start": 3503.36, "end": 3505.1200000000003, "text": " I might just have to go the regular way,"}, {"start": 3505.1200000000003, "end": 3506.92, "text": " but the regular way sucks."}, {"start": 3512.6000000000004, "end": 3513.44, "text": " Give money."}, {"start": 3516.4800000000005, "end": 3517.2000000000003, "text": " Hold on, let me think."}, {"start": 3517.2000000000003, "end": 3518.5600000000004, "text": " I'm still thinking."}, {"start": 3518.5600000000004, "end": 3520.36, "text": " The RV man is still thinking."}, {"start": 3520.36, "end": 3527.36, "text": " with the fire. Thank you."}, {"start": 3550.36, "end": 3567.4, "text": " What am I stuck on?"}, {"start": 3567.4, "end": 3574.2000000000003, "text": " How am I stuck?"}, {"start": 3574.2000000000003, "end": 3591.78, "text": " wait what how am I stuck the stairs okay I can fix that I can fix that right"}, {"start": 3591.78, "end": 3595.28, "text": " Do not fret, young sprout."}, {"start": 3596.5800000000004, "end": 3598.78, "text": " Do not fret, I can fix this."}, {"start": 3607.78, "end": 3608.78, "text": " Slow."}, {"start": 3614.78, "end": 3616.78, "text": " The engine is flooding, the engine is..."}, {"start": 3651.78, "end": 3654.78, "text": " Just pay your mom."}, {"start": 3660.78, "end": 3663.78, "text": " Just pay your mom."}, {"start": 3673.78, "end": 3675.78, "text": " Just pay your mom."}, {"start": 3681.78, "end": 3693.78, "text": " Chad, if there is something this difficult, this early in the level, we are cough."}, {"start": 3693.78, "end": 3706.78, "text": " Cough, doggies!"}, {"start": 3706.78, "end": 3712.28, "text": " He's enough to hear me."}, {"start": 3712.28, "end": 3713.6800000000003, "text": " You play and you know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 3713.6800000000003, "end": 3714.6800000000003, "text": " You should load into the game."}, {"start": 3714.6800000000003, "end": 3715.6800000000003, "text": " Let's hear me."}, {"start": 3715.6800000000003, "end": 3717.88, "text": " So like able to be playing already."}, {"start": 3717.88, "end": 3718.88, "text": " No jokes."}, {"start": 3718.88, "end": 3719.88, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 3719.88, "end": 3723.48, "text": " I am guaranteed getting past that part."}, {"start": 3723.48, "end": 3726.78, "text": " By the way, it's a guarantee."}, {"start": 3726.78, "end": 3732.48, "text": " It is an absolute 100% guarantee."}, {"start": 3732.48, "end": 3742.0, "text": " Because I am taking the hill path this time and if we flip over at least we'll be right"}, {"start": 3742.0, "end": 3745.8, "text": " at a checkpoint and I can like salvage it you know what I mean."}, {"start": 3745.8, "end": 3749.8, "text": " Let me go ahead and clean back this thing up real quick."}, {"start": 3749.8, "end": 3751.8, "text": " I'm gonna back that thing up."}, {"start": 3751.8, "end": 3753.8, "text": " You know what? I'm cleanin'."}, {"start": 3775.8, "end": 3777.8, "text": " Perfect!"}, {"start": 3785.8, "end": 3787.8, "text": " Why y'all always act like I said something crazy, Chad?"}, {"start": 3787.8, "end": 3789.8, "text": " Like, what's wrong with y'all, man?"}, {"start": 3789.8, "end": 3791.8, "text": " Grow up!"}, {"start": 3791.8, "end": 3793.8, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 3793.8, "end": 3795.8, "text": " Look at this boat again."}, {"start": 3805.8, "end": 3821.28, "text": " Play! What? Why did I just sink to the bottom of the ocean? Yeah, this game sucks. Like,"}, {"start": 3821.28, "end": 3827.44, "text": " what am I playing? What am I actually playing? What am I actually playing? Why did that just"}, {"start": 3827.44, "end": 3830.6, "text": " happened and I got bit by a shark. Hello!"}, {"start": 3835.8, "end": 3837.12, "text": " Sandra, what the hell?"}, {"start": 3838.12, "end": 3841.04, "text": " No, I'm about to tweak it out tonight, and I'm about to twig!"}, {"start": 3852.2000000000003, "end": 3854.76, "text": " Slow it down. Slow it down. Oh!"}, {"start": 3857.44, "end": 3859.84, "text": " That'll work. That'll work."}, {"start": 3863.64, "end": 3865.44, "text": " Everybody relax."}, {"start": 3866.7400000000002, "end": 3868.94, "text": " Chad, why don't y'all relax a little bit, man, huh?"}, {"start": 3868.94, "end": 3870.64, "text": " Y'all just need to relax."}, {"start": 3870.64, "end": 3873.04, "text": " Y'all over here hooting and hollering and yelling."}, {"start": 3873.04, "end": 3874.94, "text": " Y'all need to calm down a little bit."}, {"start": 3875.84, "end": 3876.64, "text": " Nope, gang."}, {"start": 3878.44, "end": 3879.14, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 3887.44, "end": 3889.44, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3893.2000000000003, "end": 3895.2000000000003, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 3895.2000000000003, "end": 3896.7200000000003, "text": " Hey, Chad."}, {"start": 3896.7200000000003, "end": 3897.52, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 3897.52, "end": 3899.6, "text": " You'll love to see that right there."}, {"start": 3899.6, "end": 3900.7200000000003, "text": " You'll love to see it."}, {"start": 3900.7200000000003, "end": 3902.48, "text": " Floating lemons with the 5W."}, {"start": 3902.48, "end": 3903.84, "text": " Floating lemons with the 5."}, {"start": 3903.84, "end": 3905.68, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3905.68, "end": 3906.48, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 3909.32, "end": 3911.52, "text": " Case recap, please."}, {"start": 3911.52, "end": 3916.08, "text": " We drive RV and die."}, {"start": 3916.08, "end": 3917.96, "text": " and hopefully not die."}, {"start": 3921.56, "end": 3923.36, "text": " That's pretty much the vibe right now."}, {"start": 3925.96, "end": 3928.2, "text": " That's pretty much the vibe right now, you know."}, {"start": 3931.92, "end": 3932.7599999999998, "text": " Make that right, Chad."}, {"start": 3932.7599999999998, "end": 3934.68, "text": " That's the vibe at this moment."}, {"start": 3936.3199999999997, "end": 3937.7599999999998, "text": " Now, is that vibe going so well?"}, {"start": 3937.7599999999998, "end": 3938.88, "text": " I'm not gonna say so."}, {"start": 3941.04, "end": 3945.64, "text": " Because we have died once already, but not again."}, {"start": 3946.08, "end": 3953.08, "text": " We got it."}, {"start": 3953.08, "end": 3958.08, "text": " We got it."}, {"start": 3958.08, "end": 3963.08, "text": " I got it, Chad."}, {"start": 3963.08, "end": 3964.08, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 3964.08, "end": 3973.08, "text": " Because Y'all just want to be back seat and y'all only want to try to help y'all sit back there."}, {"start": 3973.08, "end": 3978.8199999999997, "text": " give me some W's for Honey Badger with a 25 gifted."}, {"start": 3978.8199999999997, "end": 3983.08, "text": " W Honey Badger, thank you, Honey Badger with a 25 gifted."}, {"start": 3983.08, "end": 3987.46, "text": " Okay, tough."}, {"start": 3987.46, "end": 3988.58, "text": " Cigarette."}, {"start": 3988.58, "end": 3990.2999999999997, "text": " The cigarettes actually have a use in this game."}, {"start": 3990.2999999999997, "end": 3994.34, "text": " They let you run faster, which is why I throw cigarettes in this game."}, {"start": 3994.34, "end": 3996.34, "text": " Only because of that."}, {"start": 3996.34, "end": 3998.8199999999997, "text": " That's the only reason why."}, {"start": 3998.8199999999997, "end": 4002.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4002.62, "end": 4004.22, "text": " I just messed up that."}, {"start": 4004.22, "end": 4005.42, "text": " No, I didn't."}, {"start": 4005.42, "end": 4008.42, "text": " That was absolutely clean."}, {"start": 4020.42, "end": 4021.8199999999997, "text": " I knew that kind of stuff in real life, too."}, {"start": 4021.8199999999997, "end": 4024.8199999999997, "text": " Just jump around and just, just be jumpin'."}, {"start": 4024.82, "end": 4031.82, "text": " Don't deny the truth, young scoundrel."}, {"start": 4031.82, "end": 4036.82, "text": " The truth will set you free."}, {"start": 4036.82, "end": 4040.82, "text": " Don't deny it."}, {"start": 4040.82, "end": 4047.82, "text": " I'm over here just bouncing off the road."}, {"start": 4047.82, "end": 4056.34, "text": " I'm over here just bouncing off of rocks and stuff."}, {"start": 4056.34, "end": 4064.2200000000003, "text": " Why did you turn it on, isn't it?"}, {"start": 4064.2200000000003, "end": 4069.3, "text": " Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills! Pills!"}, {"start": 4069.3, "end": 4071.3, "text": " You made us all!"}, {"start": 4075.3, "end": 4077.3, "text": " You made us all!"}, {"start": 4083.3, "end": 4085.3, "text": " Here's our stop. Now, Chad, look here."}, {"start": 4085.3, "end": 4088.3, "text": " I have made an executive decision."}, {"start": 4088.3, "end": 4091.3, "text": " I am going up the hill this time, period."}, {"start": 4091.3, "end": 4094.94, "text": " getting to that checkpoint, right literally right now."}, {"start": 4099.3, "end": 4100.14, "text": " What's it called?"}, {"start": 4100.14, "end": 4102.38, "text": " I think it's just called bounce."}, {"start": 4102.38, "end": 4103.900000000001, "text": " I think it's by Iggy Azaleas."}, {"start": 4106.66, "end": 4107.5, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4110.02, "end": 4114.06, "text": " Bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills,"}, {"start": 4114.06, "end": 4116.3, "text": " bills, bills, I know they'll move this on."}, {"start": 4116.3, "end": 4123.3, "text": " I'm fully committed right here, Chad."}, {"start": 4123.3, "end": 4124.3, "text": " Fully committed."}, {"start": 4124.3, "end": 4125.3, "text": " I do not care."}, {"start": 4125.3, "end": 4126.3, "text": " Full commit!"}, {"start": 4126.3, "end": 4127.3, "text": " That went so unbelievably well."}, {"start": 4127.3, "end": 4128.3, "text": " I almost can't believe it."}, {"start": 4128.3, "end": 4129.3, "text": " I almost cannot believe how well that just went."}, {"start": 4129.3, "end": 4130.3, "text": " Until I'm stuck."}, {"start": 4130.3, "end": 4131.3, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 4131.3, "end": 4132.3, "text": " I'm stuck."}, {"start": 4132.3, "end": 4133.3, "text": " I'm stuck."}, {"start": 4133.3, "end": 4134.3, "text": " I'm stuck."}, {"start": 4134.3, "end": 4135.3, "text": " I'm stuck."}, {"start": 4135.3, "end": 4136.3, "text": " I'm stuck."}, {"start": 4136.3, "end": 4137.3, "text": " I'm stuck."}, {"start": 4137.3, "end": 4138.3, "text": " I'm stuck."}, {"start": 4138.3, "end": 4145.860000000001, "text": " I cannot believe how well that just went until I'm stuck."}, {"start": 4145.860000000001, "end": 4146.78, "text": " That's fine, though."}, {"start": 4146.78, "end": 4148.62, "text": " It's fine if we're stuck because we can"}, {"start": 4148.62, "end": 4150.74, "text": " winch to this thing right here."}, {"start": 4150.74, "end": 4152.78, "text": " We should have done that the first time, champ."}, {"start": 4152.78, "end": 4153.900000000001, "text": " Why don't y'all say something?"}, {"start": 4157.38, "end": 4158.38, "text": " That was tough right there."}, {"start": 4163.58, "end": 4164.08, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 4168.3, "end": 4171.3, "text": " Finally, we're away from this place."}, {"start": 4172.3, "end": 4175.3, "text": " You just love to turn some music on."}, {"start": 4180.3, "end": 4183.3, "text": " Pay them up, checkpoint number four."}, {"start": 4184.3, "end": 4185.3, "text": " Pay them!"}, {"start": 4190.3, "end": 4193.3, "text": " Ah, we at checkup number four."}, {"start": 4193.3, "end": 4196.3, "text": " Ah, say leave it at the door."}, {"start": 4196.3, "end": 4204.3, "text": " I'm straight driving up the hill. I'm trying to count a hundred miles. I just want to make it to the top."}, {"start": 4204.3, "end": 4212.3, "text": " I hope there ain't no cop out here trying to chase me because I'm trying to go and Craz won't leave me alone."}, {"start": 4212.3, "end": 4220.3, "text": " Keep driving ahead of music. Where is the rest of the repellers at?"}, {"start": 4220.3, "end": 4224.3, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 4224.3, "end": 4232.3, "text": " There it is. We're good. We repair the frame. We repair the frame. We keep going."}, {"start": 4234.860000000001, "end": 4238.38, "text": " Case my wife Laura says hi. What's good, Laura? Hope you're doing good."}, {"start": 4241.900000000001, "end": 4243.1, "text": " W. Laura Reezy."}, {"start": 4243.1, "end": 4262.740000000001, "text": " wait wait there's no repair there's no repair here chat G to the G skis"}, {"start": 4262.74, "end": 4264.74, "text": " Let's keep moving."}, {"start": 4266.74, "end": 4268.74, "text": " Let's keep moving."}, {"start": 4272.74, "end": 4274.74, "text": " On the road again?"}, {"start": 4275.74, "end": 4278.74, "text": " Can't wait to get on that road again."}, {"start": 4280.74, "end": 4283.74, "text": " I'm on the road again, I ain't your friend."}, {"start": 4284.74, "end": 4286.74, "text": " I'm trying to drive in the RV."}, {"start": 4287.74, "end": 4289.74, "text": " Somebody look at me."}, {"start": 4289.74, "end": 4291.74, "text": " I'm just trying to do the trees."}, {"start": 4291.74, "end": 4294.74, "text": " I'll get you some. Thank you."}, {"start": 4295.74, "end": 4297.74, "text": " What is that up there?"}, {"start": 4297.74, "end": 4303.74, "text": " Shack! They tried to hide a wielder up there! It's right there, dude!"}, {"start": 4303.74, "end": 4308.74, "text": " Always go left. Always go left."}, {"start": 4312.74, "end": 4315.74, "text": " I wonder what's up there to the right though, Shack. Should I go look?"}, {"start": 4318.74, "end": 4320.74, "text": " Should I take the candor?"}, {"start": 4321.74, "end": 4323.74, "text": " I'm gonna go take just a quick little gander"}, {"start": 4325.26, "end": 4327.26, "text": " Just just just a gander"}, {"start": 4328.94, "end": 4330.94, "text": " Now I'm committing the left whatever"}, {"start": 4333.099999999999, "end": 4335.34, "text": " Sorry, I'm late. I was at my wedding cap"}, {"start": 4336.94, "end": 4338.54, "text": " Cap"}, {"start": 4338.54, "end": 4343.3, "text": " You're happy 20th birthday Mia chat. Tell me you're happy 20th birthday. Happy 20th birthday Mia"}, {"start": 4344.46, "end": 4346.46, "text": " My"}, {"start": 4346.62, "end": 4348.62, "text": " My"}, {"start": 4348.82, "end": 4350.82, "text": " My"}, {"start": 4350.82, "end": 4352.82, "text": " My"}, {"start": 4364.38, "end": 4366.38, "text": " We're gonna go to the right yeah"}, {"start": 4367.54, "end": 4370.219999999999, "text": " We're gonna we're gonna go to the right because"}, {"start": 4373.9, "end": 4376.74, "text": " We good on that yeah, let's go to the right"}, {"start": 4377.58, "end": 4380.259999999999, "text": " Chris Redfield draws with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 4380.82, "end": 4384.42, "text": " Thank you, Chris Redfield straws."}, {"start": 4384.42, "end": 4390.0199999999995, "text": " Ted, aren't you glad that Chris Redfield straws have graced us again?"}, {"start": 4390.0199999999995, "end": 4394.0199999999995, "text": " Aren't you glad?"}, {"start": 4394.0199999999995, "end": 4400.0199999999995, "text": " Oh, man, this don't look good in your town."}, {"start": 4400.0199999999995, "end": 4403.0199999999995, "text": " Oh, oh, Lord."}, {"start": 4403.0199999999995, "end": 4406.0199999999995, "text": " Oh, Lord."}, {"start": 4406.0199999999995, "end": 4409.0199999999995, "text": " Oh, Lord."}, {"start": 4409.02, "end": 4414.02, "text": " No, don't do this."}, {"start": 4414.02, "end": 4419.02, "text": " Look at that, sitting sideways on him."}, {"start": 4419.02, "end": 4425.02, "text": " Sitting sideways on him."}, {"start": 4425.02, "end": 4429.02, "text": " Straight up sitting sideways!"}, {"start": 4429.02, "end": 4431.02, "text": " We're power!"}, {"start": 4439.02, "end": 4443.02, "text": " Hey, let's just subscribe down here, though."}, {"start": 4443.02, "end": 4446.02, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4446.02, "end": 4449.02, "text": " Okay, we got a bit of an issue here, Chad."}, {"start": 4449.02, "end": 4453.02, "text": " We got a bit of an issue right here."}, {"start": 4453.02, "end": 4456.02, "text": " Issue is right."}, {"start": 4456.02, "end": 4459.02, "text": " I can't reach the winch."}, {"start": 4459.02, "end": 4466.02, "text": " That is a big issue."}, {"start": 4466.02, "end": 4469.02, "text": " Let me see if I can finesse this."}, {"start": 4469.02, "end": 4471.02, "text": " Let me grab the jack right here."}, {"start": 4471.02, "end": 4476.02, "text": " Let's see if we can do something."}, {"start": 4476.02, "end": 4478.02, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 4478.02, "end": 4479.02, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 4479.02, "end": 4481.02, "text": " Gentlemen, all those girls, they gotta use the restroom."}, {"start": 4481.02, "end": 4483.02, "text": " We're getting faithful down or with the fire."}, {"start": 4483.02, "end": 4484.02, "text": " Let me know how that goes."}, {"start": 4484.02, "end": 4486.02, "text": " They gotta use the restroom. Hold up."}, {"start": 4486.02, "end": 4488.02, "text": " I gotta go pee in pee."}, {"start": 4526.02, "end": 4551.820000000001, "text": " Okay, it looks like the Jack did not do anything."}, {"start": 4551.82, "end": 4557.179999999999, "text": " fact it looks like it made the situation worse. So who wants to get banned for this? Because"}, {"start": 4557.179999999999, "end": 4575.099999999999, "text": " somebody has to pay. Hold up. Beautiful. Chat am I a genius? Chat am I a genius? Say it. Say it."}, {"start": 4575.1, "end": 4585.08, "text": " it. Faithful doubter with the 10. Boom. And then look, we're just going to use the winch"}, {"start": 4585.08, "end": 4594.92, "text": " right here. And we're going to be out of this situation perfectly. Perfect. Observe chat,"}, {"start": 4594.92, "end": 4604.56, "text": " observe the genius of the RV, the genius of the RV strategies."}, {"start": 4604.56, "end": 4606.24, "text": " Put this here."}, {"start": 4606.24, "end": 4607.74, "text": " Put this thing in park on a watch."}, {"start": 4607.74, "end": 4609.84, "text": " Who didn't put it in park?"}, {"start": 4609.84, "end": 4615.84, "text": " Shaq, why did y'all not put it in park when y'all got out the RV, man?"}, {"start": 4615.84, "end": 4621.16, "text": " I can't trust y'all to put it in park."}, {"start": 4621.16, "end": 4624.16, "text": " I can't trust y'all to put it in park."}, {"start": 4624.16, "end": 4626.8, "text": " Okay, all right, now I see how it is."}, {"start": 4628.0, "end": 4630.5199999999995, "text": " No, I see, Chad, I see."}, {"start": 4632.08, "end": 4636.28, "text": " Okay, get this thing repaired, we're running low on scrap."}, {"start": 4636.28, "end": 4640.78, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, earlier, yes, they had 30 scraps."}, {"start": 4640.78, "end": 4642.84, "text": " Now I'm down to literally two."}, {"start": 4645.32, "end": 4649.099999999999, "text": " Make that one, make that zero, GG."}, {"start": 4651.8, "end": 4654.139999999999, "text": " Hold up, let's cook some more hamburgers real quick."}, {"start": 4654.14, "end": 4655.14, "text": " get our health up."}, {"start": 4658.14, "end": 4659.14, "text": " J-O-1-1, ooh!"}, {"start": 4662.740000000001, "end": 4663.58, "text": " J-O-1-1!"}, {"start": 4668.820000000001, "end": 4669.660000000001, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 4672.42, "end": 4674.26, "text": " J-O-1, they good, look at that."}, {"start": 4675.58, "end": 4678.02, "text": " Look at that, perfect, every time."}, {"start": 4679.26, "end": 4680.660000000001, "text": " Okay, one more will be fully healed,"}, {"start": 4680.660000000001, "end": 4682.46, "text": " I'm gonna take them, other two with us."}, {"start": 4683.46, "end": 4685.46, "text": " There we go"}, {"start": 4692.3, "end": 4698.04, "text": " We got two more burgers in this thing just in case we get into some trouble. Let's keep moving"}, {"start": 4699.94, "end": 4701.94, "text": " Let's keep moving"}, {"start": 4701.9400000000005, "end": 4708.9400000000005, "text": " I am so stupid."}, {"start": 4708.9400000000005, "end": 4719.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, I've done it now."}, {"start": 4719.9400000000005, "end": 4727.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, buddy, I've done it now."}, {"start": 4727.9400000000005, "end": 4752.9400000000005, "text": " Y'all done done it now, Jack. Y'all done done it now, buddy. Y'all done done it now."}, {"start": 4752.9400000000005, "end": 4765.9400000000005, "text": " Look at that. Now watch this. That works. That actually works. No, you're not gonna be able to get out of here. Yes, I will watch."}, {"start": 4773.9400000000005, "end": 4774.9400000000005, "text": " Beautiful!"}, {"start": 4782.9400000000005, "end": 4789.9400000000005, "text": " I'm sure he knows the most difficult part of the game."}, {"start": 4789.9400000000005, "end": 4791.9400000000005, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 4802.9400000000005, "end": 4804.9400000000005, "text": " What's so hard?"}, {"start": 4804.9400000000005, "end": 4811.9400000000005, "text": " What's up, bar?"}, {"start": 4811.9400000000005, "end": 4820.9400000000005, "text": " All of it uses to pass on the other trail that we didn't take any of it."}, {"start": 4820.9400000000005, "end": 4821.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4821.9400000000005, "end": 4824.9400000000005, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 4824.9400000000005, "end": 4832.9400000000005, "text": " Do you see that?"}, {"start": 4832.9400000000005, "end": 4835.740000000001, "text": " I see something. I see signs of life."}, {"start": 4844.3, "end": 4846.06, "text": " I told you I saw something."}, {"start": 4847.1, "end": 4854.3, "text": " Burger. Oh, they got chicken nuggets. I'm wearing that. I already have that. I'm okay."}, {"start": 4858.540000000001, "end": 4861.900000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness. There's so much health here. Look at all this. That's so much health. How you"}, {"start": 4861.900000000001, "end": 4866.900000000001, "text": " you doing good? All right,"}, {"start": 4866.900000000001, "end": 4871.900000000001, "text": " life. Hey, hey, chat."}, {"start": 4871.900000000001, "end": 4875.900000000001, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 4875.900000000001, "end": 4879.900000000001, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 4879.900000000001, "end": 4883.900000000001, "text": " One moment."}, {"start": 4883.900000000001, "end": 4888.900000000001, "text": " Just got here restart the game please with the five gifted."}, {"start": 4888.900000000001, "end": 4893.900000000001, "text": " Slall come on man."}, {"start": 4893.900000000001, "end": 4897.900000000001, "text": " Let's bring the RV over here so we can put all this stuff in here."}, {"start": 4897.900000000001, "end": 4901.900000000001, "text": " Because often I bring it back one by one not gonna lie."}, {"start": 4901.900000000001, "end": 4906.900000000001, "text": " Chey y'all think there's a hidden T-Ramisu tape?"}, {"start": 4906.900000000001, "end": 4908.900000000001, "text": " And this map?"}, {"start": 4908.900000000001, "end": 4912.900000000001, "text": " Oh dude I would be over the moon. Let me tell you buddy over the moon."}, {"start": 4912.900000000001, "end": 4925.9800000000005, "text": " Over the moon, over the moon, probably not, hey, you look here Buster, I need you to"}, {"start": 4925.9800000000005, "end": 4935.660000000001, "text": " have a little bit of faith for the team or me soon, okay?"}, {"start": 4935.660000000001, "end": 4942.780000000001, "text": " An unironic bomb, by the way, unironic, it was never a joke, it was, it's good."}, {"start": 4942.78, "end": 4945.94, "text": " We have four heels right here."}, {"start": 4945.94, "end": 4949.44, "text": " We are gonna be good for a hot minute."}, {"start": 4951.58, "end": 4956.099999999999, "text": " Buster, get the winch bowl and all."}, {"start": 4956.099999999999, "end": 4957.38, "text": " You can't get it once you place it."}, {"start": 4957.38, "end": 4958.54, "text": " It's gone forever."}, {"start": 4962.099999999999, "end": 4963.46, "text": " It's gone forever."}, {"start": 4964.219999999999, "end": 4966.219999999999, "text": " Just like any chance of y'all getting a job."}, {"start": 4966.219999999999, "end": 4967.5, "text": " Just gone forever."}, {"start": 4970.5199999999995, "end": 4972.3, "text": " Just got here, restart the game with the five."}, {"start": 4972.3, "end": 4973.14, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4975.02, "end": 4976.74, "text": " All right, Chad, lock in this part coming up."}, {"start": 4976.74, "end": 4978.02, "text": " Looks slightly difficult."}, {"start": 4978.02, "end": 4981.54, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, but hopefully it's fine."}, {"start": 4981.54, "end": 4982.38, "text": " Put that in there."}, {"start": 4982.38, "end": 4983.66, "text": " Let's repair the wheel real quick"}, {"start": 4983.66, "end": 4984.5, "text": " before we go down here,"}, {"start": 4984.5, "end": 4985.820000000001, "text": " because it could get weird."}, {"start": 4990.22, "end": 4992.42, "text": " Chad, do y'all wanna get a job inducted"}, {"start": 4992.42, "end": 4994.06, "text": " as a cuss word in the dictionary?"}, {"start": 4999.34, "end": 5001.1, "text": " I wonder if we can make that happen."}, {"start": 5002.3, "end": 5007.04, "text": " I wonder if we could make job a cuss word in the dictionary."}, {"start": 5007.04, "end": 5008.04, "text": " How the label is that?"}, {"start": 5008.04, "end": 5013.04, "text": " All right, Chadlock, this part could be deceiving."}, {"start": 5013.04, "end": 5026.04, "text": " It could be worse than it is, or looks."}, {"start": 5026.04, "end": 5032.04, "text": " I just died from what, them saying job?"}, {"start": 5032.04, "end": 5037.46, "text": " Okay, this looks like a Sunday drive right here, but you know what this game? I'm going to fourth gear"}, {"start": 5040.16, "end": 5042.46, "text": " I'm going to fifth gear you got me messed up"}, {"start": 5062.04, "end": 5067.04, "text": " Where are we about to go?"}, {"start": 5067.04, "end": 5074.04, "text": " Where are we about to go, chat?"}, {"start": 5074.04, "end": 5089.04, "text": " Yo, Z-baby with the 50 gift, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 5089.04, "end": 5094.04, "text": " Give me some W's for Z-Baby with the 50 gift."}, {"start": 5097.56, "end": 5099.72, "text": " W Z-Baby with the 50 gift."}, {"start": 5099.72, "end": 5102.8, "text": " In front of I appreciate that Z-Baby, W Z-Baby with the 50."}, {"start": 5102.8, "end": 5103.64, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5107.08, "end": 5109.72, "text": " Lock in right now, so I'm so locked in."}, {"start": 5109.72, "end": 5110.56, "text": " Keep moving."}, {"start": 5112.12, "end": 5113.2, "text": " Should I back over here?"}, {"start": 5113.2, "end": 5114.04, "text": " I feel like I should."}, {"start": 5114.04, "end": 5114.88, "text": " I'm going to."}, {"start": 5114.88, "end": 5115.72, "text": " Yes, thank you."}, {"start": 5119.04, "end": 5134.04, "text": " I'm good at driving. Oh my goodness. I'm crazy."}, {"start": 5134.04, "end": 5146.04, "text": " Why is it so far out? I am so awful."}, {"start": 5146.04, "end": 5152.96, "text": " I'm going to pull this thing forward a little bit just so there's no mishaps chat where"}, {"start": 5152.96, "end": 5156.6, "text": " on this planet earth are we going?"}, {"start": 5156.6, "end": 5158.6, "text": " Come on, take care of it."}, {"start": 5158.6, "end": 5160.6, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 5160.6, "end": 5162.6, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 5164.6, "end": 5166.6, "text": " Back it up."}, {"start": 5168.6, "end": 5170.6, "text": " Throw it back on."}, {"start": 5172.6, "end": 5174.6, "text": " What am I hitting? What is happening?"}, {"start": 5174.6, "end": 5176.6, "text": " What is going on? Hello?"}, {"start": 5176.6, "end": 5178.6, "text": " Don't you do this to me right now."}, {"start": 5178.6, "end": 5180.6, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5180.6, "end": 5182.6, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5182.6, "end": 5184.6, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5186.6, "end": 5193.6, "text": " Okay. Put it off. Stay on gas because we're about to be in the boat."}, {"start": 5193.6, "end": 5199.6, "text": " I don't know where we are going. I'm kind of nervous to see in the open ocean right here."}, {"start": 5199.6, "end": 5202.6, "text": " I'm not going to lie to y'all, but uh..."}, {"start": 5216.6, "end": 5224.240000000001, "text": " I didn't walk the boat in."}, {"start": 5224.240000000001, "end": 5229.08, "text": " I mean the RV in."}, {"start": 5229.08, "end": 5230.280000000001, "text": " Don't do that."}, {"start": 5230.280000000001, "end": 5234.64, "text": " Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't."}, {"start": 5234.64, "end": 5236.88, "text": " What's wrong with you?"}, {"start": 5236.88, "end": 5239.88, "text": " Chad, don't do that."}, {"start": 5239.88, "end": 5242.88, "text": " Trinket beer with a cigarette's crazy."}, {"start": 5242.88, "end": 5248.88, "text": " be surprised how many people only smoke cigarettes when they drink. There's a lot of people who don't"}, {"start": 5248.88, "end": 5253.12, "text": " smoke cigarettes when they do when they drink, believe it or not. That's a real night."}, {"start": 5260.72, "end": 5263.92, "text": " I have no idea where we're going right now."}, {"start": 5263.92, "end": 5269.24, "text": " It feels like I'm playing stranded people song"}, {"start": 5271.64, "end": 5273.64, "text": " What is going on"}, {"start": 5276.56, "end": 5279.36, "text": " There's another a boy on over there"}, {"start": 5293.92, "end": 5295.92, "text": " I'm scared, what happened?"}, {"start": 5295.92, "end": 5296.92, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 5300.92, "end": 5301.92, "text": " The wind!"}, {"start": 5305.92, "end": 5306.92, "text": " The wind!"}, {"start": 5317.92, "end": 5318.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5320.92, "end": 5321.92, "text": " It's just one stop."}, {"start": 5321.92, "end": 5333.12, "text": " Is this what we're supposed to do?"}, {"start": 5333.12, "end": 5339.28, "text": " Is this what we're supposed to do?"}, {"start": 5339.28, "end": 5343.92, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 5343.92, "end": 5345.8, "text": " That is so tough."}, {"start": 5345.8, "end": 5348.54, "text": " We gotta go, people, what we're looking like right now."}, {"start": 5352.38, "end": 5355.18, "text": " Hold on, let's get the RV off of here."}, {"start": 5355.18, "end": 5357.9800000000005, "text": " So we went to an entirely different island."}, {"start": 5357.9800000000005, "end": 5358.820000000001, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 5363.78, "end": 5365.62, "text": " We're not looking like shit, hold up."}, {"start": 5375.8, "end": 5384.8, "text": " We made it!"}, {"start": 5384.8, "end": 5386.8, "text": " Hey, guess what?"}, {"start": 5386.8, "end": 5389.8, "text": " Pay them up again."}, {"start": 5389.8, "end": 5391.8, "text": " Pay them up again."}, {"start": 5391.8, "end": 5397.8, "text": " It is a terrible, terrible day to be a dower, buddy."}, {"start": 5397.8, "end": 5403.8, "text": " I'm talking horrifically bad day to be a dower."}, {"start": 5403.8, "end": 5414.52, "text": " I'm talking disgustingly bad. I'm talking incomprehensibly, just putridly, horrifically,"}, {"start": 5414.52, "end": 5416.52, "text": " I can't..."}, {"start": 5424.52, "end": 5426.52, "text": " Get the whip! Stop!"}, {"start": 5434.52, "end": 5436.52, "text": " Bro, why, man? Why?"}, {"start": 5440.52, "end": 5442.52, "text": " Why? Why? Why?"}, {"start": 5444.52, "end": 5450.52, "text": " Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?"}, {"start": 5456.52, "end": 5457.52, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 5458.52, "end": 5460.52, "text": " Chad, why? Huh?"}, {"start": 5460.52, "end": 5464.52, "text": " Tell me. Tell me, Chad. Give me the answer."}, {"start": 5464.52, "end": 5468.52, "text": " Do y'all not have the answer, Chad? You don't? You don't?"}, {"start": 5470.52, "end": 5472.52, "text": " What is this slop?"}, {"start": 5474.52, "end": 5494.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, this is all. What is this terrain? What is this terrain? Oh, hold up, though. Chat,"}, {"start": 5494.4800000000005, "end": 5499.120000000001, "text": " We can finesse through here lowkey, don't you think?"}, {"start": 5499.120000000001, "end": 5502.4800000000005, "text": " We can actually finesse through here."}, {"start": 5502.4800000000005, "end": 5504.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5504.4800000000005, "end": 5514.6, "text": " Okay, sure, skinny."}, {"start": 5514.6, "end": 5515.6, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5515.6, "end": 5516.6, "text": " Check your paypal."}, {"start": 5516.6, "end": 5534.6, "text": " All right Chad let's go try this lock in where's the last repair at"}, {"start": 5534.6, "end": 5543.6, "text": " hold on we do this for me right there oh I get the tape you why hold up you're"}, {"start": 5543.6, "end": 5545.6, "text": " You gotta get the tape."}, {"start": 5546.6, "end": 5547.6, "text": " Almost forgot."}, {"start": 5547.6, "end": 5549.6, "text": " This might be more lore right here."}, {"start": 5551.6, "end": 5553.6, "text": " Shh, shh, it's lore."}, {"start": 5557.6, "end": 5558.6, "text": " Someone's here."}, {"start": 5558.6, "end": 5560.6, "text": " I just saw someone."}, {"start": 5560.6, "end": 5563.6, "text": " I saw them hiking out in the valley."}, {"start": 5563.6, "end": 5565.6, "text": " Yeah, can't be more."}, {"start": 5565.6, "end": 5567.6, "text": " Are they looking for me?"}, {"start": 5567.6, "end": 5569.6, "text": " They must be."}, {"start": 5569.6, "end": 5571.6, "text": " But, how did they find me?"}, {"start": 5571.6, "end": 5572.900000000001, "text": " Find me."}, {"start": 5572.900000000001, "end": 5575.4400000000005, "text": " No one's ever in the valley."}, {"start": 5575.4400000000005, "end": 5577.4400000000005, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 5577.4400000000005, "end": 5580.280000000001, "text": " I have to leave."}, {"start": 5580.280000000001, "end": 5582.740000000001, "text": " I need to pack up my things."}, {"start": 5582.740000000001, "end": 5585.280000000001, "text": " I was supposed to be safe here."}, {"start": 5585.280000000001, "end": 5587.72, "text": " Archibald?"}, {"start": 5587.72, "end": 5590.280000000001, "text": " Archibald, can you hear me?"}, {"start": 5590.280000000001, "end": 5591.400000000001, "text": " Poker?"}, {"start": 5591.400000000001, "end": 5592.52, "text": " Thank goodness."}, {"start": 5592.52, "end": 5594.0, "text": " It works to me."}, {"start": 5594.0, "end": 5596.0, "text": " Of course, your grace."}, {"start": 5596.0, "end": 5597.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5601.6, "end": 5602.6, "text": " I'm going to play."}, {"start": 5602.6, "end": 5603.6, "text": " There's no time to play, Chico."}, {"start": 5603.6, "end": 5604.6, "text": " There's a strange man out there who's been tracking me down."}, {"start": 5604.6, "end": 5605.6, "text": " Archibalds."}, {"start": 5605.6, "end": 5608.6, "text": " They are probably just the hikers that stumbled upon Sturdy."}, {"start": 5608.6, "end": 5611.6, "text": " Snow is too old to be found."}, {"start": 5611.6, "end": 5614.6, "text": " I'm going to play."}, {"start": 5614.6, "end": 5617.6, "text": " I'm going to play."}, {"start": 5617.6, "end": 5619.6, "text": " I'm going to play."}, {"start": 5619.6, "end": 5621.6, "text": " I'm going to play."}, {"start": 5621.6, "end": 5623.6, "text": " I'm going to play."}, {"start": 5623.6, "end": 5625.6, "text": " I'm going to play."}, {"start": 5625.6, "end": 5627.6, "text": " I'm going to play."}, {"start": 5627.6, "end": 5629.6, "text": " I'm going to play."}, {"start": 5629.6, "end": 5630.6, "text": " I can hear you."}, {"start": 5630.6, "end": 5632.6, "text": " I have seen a single piker."}, {"start": 5632.6, "end": 5635.6, "text": " Do you have any idea who could be looking for me?"}, {"start": 5635.6, "end": 5637.6, "text": " I don't simply get stumbled."}, {"start": 5637.6, "end": 5639.6, "text": " Archie Bald is tweaking, Jack."}, {"start": 5639.6, "end": 5644.6, "text": " We need more than anything right now for you to remain calm."}, {"start": 5644.6, "end": 5646.6, "text": " We are here to help you, Archie Bald."}, {"start": 5646.6, "end": 5648.6, "text": " Oh, how?"}, {"start": 5648.6, "end": 5651.6, "text": " Are you going to haste to re-wish the matter of existence, Polka?"}, {"start": 5651.6, "end": 5654.6, "text": " Unfortunately, my powers won't allow me to do so."}, {"start": 5654.6, "end": 5656.6, "text": " I can hear you."}, {"start": 5656.6, "end": 5660.400000000001, "text": " Unfortunately, my powers were what you've not been here."}, {"start": 5660.5, "end": 5662.400000000001, "text": " I'm walking right now. Stay locked, yes, sir."}, {"start": 5662.5, "end": 5667.1, "text": " We've had us as a situation, in turn, in a course of action, together."}, {"start": 5668.0, "end": 5673.6, "text": " Indeed, if we remain calm and think clearly, a solution will be presented, sir."}, {"start": 5673.8, "end": 5675.6, "text": " And I'm a well-off, remember?"}, {"start": 5675.700000000001, "end": 5679.6, "text": " Ah! If that crazy man comes close, I'll sniff him out."}, {"start": 5679.700000000001, "end": 5681.8, "text": " Don't you worry. I'll sniff him out."}, {"start": 5681.900000000001, "end": 5682.400000000001, "text": " Oh, gee."}, {"start": 5682.5, "end": 5684.6, "text": " Jacoby, I don't think that will..."}, {"start": 5684.6, "end": 5687.6, "text": " We shall work together and come up with a plan."}, {"start": 5688.6, "end": 5689.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5690.6, "end": 5691.6, "text": " Thank you, everyone."}, {"start": 5692.6, "end": 5693.6, "text": " Breathe, Archibald."}, {"start": 5693.6, "end": 5695.6, "text": " I've got a bad feeling about this."}, {"start": 5695.6, "end": 5696.6, "text": " I've got a bad feeling about this."}, {"start": 5696.6, "end": 5698.6, "text": " And Archibald, do you have anything to say?"}, {"start": 5698.6, "end": 5699.6, "text": " I've got a bad feeling about this."}, {"start": 5699.6, "end": 5701.6, "text": " Please remember to give him as much attention as you can spare,"}, {"start": 5701.6, "end": 5703.6, "text": " whilst you're reconizing into the plan."}, {"start": 5704.6, "end": 5706.6, "text": " Yay! Let's go play, Archie!"}, {"start": 5708.6, "end": 5710.6, "text": " I've got a bad feeling, Jack."}, {"start": 5710.6, "end": 5711.6, "text": " Bad!"}, {"start": 5714.6, "end": 5729.0, "text": " Type 1 for them is Archie Bold."}, {"start": 5729.0, "end": 5732.0, "text": " Where's Archie not Baldad?"}, {"start": 5732.0, "end": 5747.04, "text": " You see how I knew there was going to be something over here?"}, {"start": 5747.04, "end": 5748.04, "text": " You see that?"}, {"start": 5748.04, "end": 5750.04, "text": " We just hit the mother low."}, {"start": 5750.04, "end": 5751.04, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5751.04, "end": 5754.04, "text": " I don't want that."}, {"start": 5754.04, "end": 5758.04, "text": " Chat, we just hit the mother low."}, {"start": 5758.04, "end": 5759.04, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5759.04, "end": 5760.04, "text": " More music!"}, {"start": 5760.04, "end": 5762.88, "text": " I'm gonna come back and grab the tape. I'm gonna bring these over here first"}, {"start": 5763.2, "end": 5766.44, "text": " So I can we got to keep as much food in the van as possible"}, {"start": 5767.56, "end": 5771.16, "text": " Now it's heels the food is ill health in this game"}, {"start": 5776.22, "end": 5778.66, "text": " Wait, should I wear the drawers on my head chat?"}, {"start": 5778.66, "end": 5798.099999999999, "text": " them draws kind of clean all right we're going draws on the head draws"}, {"start": 5798.099999999999, "end": 5808.34, "text": " pick that up on the way got the music yes where the chicken nuggets go"}, {"start": 5808.66, "end": 5810.66, "text": " Right there, beautiful."}, {"start": 5810.66, "end": 5812.66, "text": " Slide that under the RV so I can pick it up on a-"}, {"start": 5812.66, "end": 5816.66, "text": " I'm actually crazy chat, no joke!"}, {"start": 5822.66, "end": 5825.66, "text": " Okay, we store these right there."}, {"start": 5825.66, "end": 5827.66, "text": " We have plenty of heels."}, {"start": 5827.66, "end": 5828.66, "text": " Here's the music."}, {"start": 5828.66, "end": 5830.66, "text": " Please be good."}, {"start": 5830.66, "end": 5832.66, "text": " Shhh, lock in new tape."}, {"start": 5832.66, "end": 5839.38, "text": " I remember this one!"}, {"start": 5839.38, "end": 5848.58, "text": " Like if they have old ones, that means to... to release it."}, {"start": 5848.58, "end": 5854.18, "text": " This one's from the first map!"}, {"start": 5854.18, "end": 5858.98, "text": " I know y'all remember!"}, {"start": 5858.9800000000005, "end": 5865.9800000000005, "text": " If they have this in here, let's have to have two for me too."}, {"start": 5888.9800000000005, "end": 5890.9800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5918.9800000000005, "end": 5930.500000000001, "text": " Okay, maybe they're nice."}, {"start": 5930.500000000001, "end": 5931.500000000001, "text": " He has a tape."}, {"start": 5931.500000000001, "end": 5932.500000000001, "text": " He has a tape."}, {"start": 5932.500000000001, "end": 5933.500000000001, "text": " I need that."}, {"start": 5933.500000000001, "end": 5934.500000000001, "text": " Wait, is that you and me?"}, {"start": 5934.500000000001, "end": 5935.500000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, what do you have?"}, {"start": 5935.500000000001, "end": 5936.500000000001, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 5936.500000000001, "end": 5937.500000000001, "text": " Is that you?"}, {"start": 5937.500000000001, "end": 5938.500000000001, "text": " Is that you and me?"}, {"start": 5938.500000000001, "end": 5939.500000000001, "text": " Is that you and me?"}, {"start": 5939.500000000001, "end": 5940.500000000001, "text": " Is that you and me?"}, {"start": 5940.500000000001, "end": 5941.500000000001, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 5941.500000000001, "end": 5942.500000000001, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 5942.500000000001, "end": 5943.500000000001, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5943.500000000001, "end": 5944.500000000001, "text": " Come here!"}, {"start": 5944.500000000001, "end": 5945.500000000001, "text": " You have a tape!"}, {"start": 5945.500000000001, "end": 5946.500000000001, "text": " What is that tape?"}, {"start": 5946.5, "end": 5950.5, "text": " You have a tape? Where's that tape? What's on the tape?"}, {"start": 5951.5, "end": 5953.5, "text": " Tremizo!"}, {"start": 5956.5, "end": 5958.5, "text": " Come here, buddy."}, {"start": 5960.5, "end": 5962.5, "text": " What's on the tape?"}, {"start": 5971.5, "end": 5974.5, "text": " Maybe if I give him food, he'll trade it to me."}, {"start": 5974.5, "end": 5976.82, "text": " If he has to, he will me soon."}, {"start": 5976.82, "end": 5978.18, "text": " That could be to me soon."}, {"start": 5991.06, "end": 5992.42, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 5992.42, "end": 5993.54, "text": " Psst."}, {"start": 5993.54, "end": 5995.42, "text": " Hey, buddy."}, {"start": 5995.42, "end": 5996.34, "text": " Psst."}, {"start": 5996.34, "end": 5997.34, "text": " Cheeky-nuggets."}, {"start": 6002.18, "end": 6002.98, "text": " Cheeky-nuggets."}, {"start": 6004.5, "end": 6011.5, "text": " What did he give me?"}, {"start": 6011.5, "end": 6014.5, "text": " What tape is this?"}, {"start": 6014.5, "end": 6024.5, "text": " Okay, let me go grab my chicken nuggets back, because he didn't want them."}, {"start": 6024.5, "end": 6026.5, "text": " All right, buddy."}, {"start": 6026.5, "end": 6032.5, "text": " You have a good day."}, {"start": 6032.5, "end": 6039.8, "text": " I got my chicken nuggets back, at least."}, {"start": 6039.8, "end": 6047.64, "text": " Okay, let me place this board real quick, Chad, and then we'll, uh, we'll play the music."}, {"start": 6047.64, "end": 6052.6, "text": " I think I can do that right there, right?"}, {"start": 6052.6, "end": 6053.6, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6053.6, "end": 6054.6, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6054.6, "end": 6055.6, "text": " Give me that back!"}, {"start": 6055.6, "end": 6060.6, "text": " No, give me that back!"}, {"start": 6060.6, "end": 6063.6, "text": " You done lost your mind, buddy!"}, {"start": 6067.6, "end": 6069.6, "text": " That didn't work."}, {"start": 6072.6, "end": 6074.6, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 6074.6, "end": 6077.6, "text": " Beautiful. That should work."}, {"start": 6080.6, "end": 6082.6, "text": " Is that a monkey or a squirrel?"}, {"start": 6082.6, "end": 6084.6, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6084.6, "end": 6087.6, "text": " Let's see if this works, Sam. Let's play this music."}, {"start": 6087.6, "end": 6116.400000000001, "text": " Oh, this song, wait, y'all know this song?"}, {"start": 6116.400000000001, "end": 6118.56, "text": " I'm using the winch chat, it is what it is."}, {"start": 6124.240000000001, "end": 6127.26, "text": " They thought they could hide this from me chat."}, {"start": 6127.26, "end": 6129.1, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 6129.1, "end": 6130.84, "text": " Chat, when are y'all gonna tell them"}, {"start": 6130.84, "end": 6133.900000000001, "text": " they cannot pull a fast one, me man?"}, {"start": 6135.26, "end": 6137.740000000001, "text": " I'll be searching too much."}, {"start": 6139.3, "end": 6140.920000000001, "text": " They can't do it."}, {"start": 6140.92, "end": 6142.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6170.92, "end": 6172.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6200.92, "end": 6202.92, "text": " It's saying red thong"}, {"start": 6211.08, "end": 6213.08, "text": " It's saying red thong"}, {"start": 6217.32, "end": 6221.4400000000005, "text": " Cheddy y'all hear it it sounds like it's saying red thong I"}, {"start": 6223.84, "end": 6228.16, "text": " Know y'all heard it I know y'all heard it"}, {"start": 6228.16, "end": 6240.88, "text": " hold on hold on okay that's all I needed that for right there we could hit the road again"}, {"start": 6240.88, "end": 6247.76, "text": " we just back up and go forward pretty much that was a banger though"}, {"start": 6288.16, "end": 6313.16, "text": " It's saying red thong."}, {"start": 6313.16, "end": 6315.16, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6331.84, "end": 6333.84, "text": " My"}, {"start": 6343.16, "end": 6344.16, "text": " I'm not moving."}, {"start": 6373.16, "end": 6384.16, "text": " I'm about to start swinging cheeks all over the facecam."}, {"start": 6384.16, "end": 6393.16, "text": " No, don't roll back!"}, {"start": 6393.16, "end": 6399.16, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 6413.92, "end": 6415.5199999999995, "text": " I'm going to get us out of this situation."}, {"start": 6415.5199999999995, "end": 6417.8, "text": " I wasn't expecting quicksand to be in here."}, {"start": 6423.16, "end": 6450.82, "text": " You may be thinking, you okay, so how you gonna get out of this situation?"}, {"start": 6450.82, "end": 6452.82, "text": " I say hush, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 6476.42, "end": 6477.259999999999, "text": " We need a miracle."}, {"start": 6477.259999999999, "end": 6479.219999999999, "text": " Oh my goodness, we need a miracle so bad, Chad."}, {"start": 6479.219999999999, "end": 6480.219999999999, "text": " We need a miracle."}, {"start": 6480.82, "end": 6485.82, "text": " We just hit the winch and hope for the best. Lock in."}, {"start": 6485.82, "end": 6487.82, "text": " Lock the lock!"}, {"start": 6487.82, "end": 6489.82, "text": " Share me with the kid."}, {"start": 6510.82, "end": 6530.82, "text": " It's perfect!"}, {"start": 6530.82, "end": 6535.98, "text": " her job."}, {"start": 6554.98, "end": 6557.139999999999, "text": " Someone please explain to me the reason I'm the roller"}, {"start": 6557.14, "end": 6559.14, "text": " Explain, explain right now, Chad."}, {"start": 6559.14, "end": 6560.14, "text": " No, explain."}, {"start": 6560.14, "end": 6561.14, "text": " Explain right now."}, {"start": 6561.14, "end": 6562.14, "text": " The reason..."}, {"start": 6562.14, "end": 6563.14, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6563.14, "end": 6565.14, "text": " Thanks for the explanation."}, {"start": 6565.14, "end": 6566.14, "text": " I appreciate it."}, {"start": 6569.14, "end": 6570.14, "text": " I'm playing that song again."}, {"start": 6570.14, "end": 6571.14, "text": " You gotta be messed up."}, {"start": 6571.14, "end": 6572.14, "text": " That's a bomb."}, {"start": 6572.14, "end": 6573.14, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 6582.14, "end": 6584.14, "text": " We're out of that situation, baby."}, {"start": 6584.14, "end": 6585.14, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 6647.14, "end": 6672.14, "text": " You're going to play the racing game."}, {"start": 6672.14, "end": 6679.900000000001, "text": " I'm gonna get him."}, {"start": 6679.900000000001, "end": 6685.52, "text": " Show me with the 10 W. Show me with the 10."}, {"start": 6685.52, "end": 6691.900000000001, "text": " How you doing big dog? Did you see that big old John snake around here? You ain't gonna"}, {"start": 6691.900000000001, "end": 6699.200000000001, "text": " do nothing about that. There's a tape under the sack. It's a really"}, {"start": 6699.2, "end": 6700.2, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 6709.639999999999, "end": 6711.639999999999, "text": " Oh, there is your right, Jack."}, {"start": 6713.12, "end": 6717.12, "text": " Ah! Ah! Ah!"}, {"start": 6717.48, "end": 6718.98, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6718.98, "end": 6721.48, "text": " Dream on, Ace! Ah!"}, {"start": 6729.2, "end": 6731.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6759.2, "end": 6762.2, "text": " This is what I was all over."}, {"start": 6763.2, "end": 6765.2, "text": " It's a mess."}, {"start": 6766.2, "end": 6768.2, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6772.2, "end": 6774.2, "text": " Take him down with the car."}, {"start": 6789.2, "end": 6799.2, "text": " I'm the son of the queen of the bottom of the water."}, {"start": 6799.2, "end": 6802.2, "text": " I belong here."}, {"start": 6802.2, "end": 6803.2, "text": " We get something."}, {"start": 6803.2, "end": 6814.2, "text": " I'm the son of the queen of the bottom of the water."}, {"start": 6814.2, "end": 6840.2, "text": " The song of our generation."}, {"start": 6844.2, "end": 6853.92, "text": " the song of our generation chat if there is one thing that I want humanity to be"}, {"start": 6853.92, "end": 6864.5199999999995, "text": " remembered by it is he remissioned not the food the song that is another"}, {"start": 6864.5199999999995, "end": 6871.2, "text": " checkpoint ladies and gentlemen you absolutely love to see that oh my goodness"}, {"start": 6871.2, "end": 6885.2, "text": " Oh my goodness. That is another chicken. We are cooking. And there's another tape right there. I'm about to save it at spooky time. I'm hitting T-Ramisu again before it's spooky time. No, pay him up."}, {"start": 6887.2, "end": 6890.2, "text": " One more time for the spooky time."}, {"start": 6890.2, "end": 6892.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6920.2, "end": 6922.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6943.48, "end": 6947.92, "text": " W. Devs for putting this song back in the other two maps by the way"}, {"start": 6950.2, "end": 6960.2, "text": " I'm the only little thing you'll stay in me."}, {"start": 6960.2, "end": 6961.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6961.2, "end": 6962.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6962.2, "end": 6971.2, "text": " This one of the folks that I love, I'll never lie."}, {"start": 6971.2, "end": 6972.2, "text": " Lasagna."}, {"start": 6972.2, "end": 7001.5599999999995, "text": " The song of our generation, we're going to continue this game Sunday."}, {"start": 7001.56, "end": 7004.160000000001, "text": " We are going to beat this map next week, buddy."}, {"start": 7004.160000000001, "end": 7005.68, "text": " You better believe it."}, {"start": 7005.68, "end": 7009.320000000001, "text": " But for now, you already know what time it is, chat."}, {"start": 7011.56, "end": 7013.56, "text": " It's that time."}, {"start": 7013.56, "end": 7015.84, "text": " It is time of the spooky."}, {"start": 7018.360000000001, "end": 7021.76, "text": " Chat, it is time of the spooky."}, {"start": 7021.76, "end": 7024.160000000001, "text": " You don't think about continuing that hot dog simulator game"}, {"start": 7024.160000000001, "end": 7026.96, "text": " after this spooky time, too, if y'all are down low key."}, {"start": 7026.96, "end": 7028.52, "text": " Depends on this game."}, {"start": 7028.52, "end": 7031.52, "text": " That hot dog simulator game last night was goaded."}, {"start": 7031.52, "end": 7035.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, would you sir, would you, would you, would you, would you shop at big dogs?"}, {"start": 7041.76, "end": 7043.88, "text": " Would you get you a hot dog from big dog?"}, {"start": 7043.88, "end": 7045.160000000001, "text": " That's why I named the hot dog shop."}, {"start": 7045.400000000001, "end": 7046.4400000000005, "text": " I don't know if you was here yesterday."}, {"start": 7046.4400000000005, "end": 7048.400000000001, "text": " We played a spooky simulator game."}, {"start": 7048.68, "end": 7050.3, "text": " We opened up a hot dog store."}, {"start": 7050.3, "end": 7052.320000000001, "text": " We, we, we named it big dog."}, {"start": 7057.040000000001, "end": 7059.72, "text": " This guy, don't ask what we did though."}, {"start": 7059.72, "end": 7063.92, "text": " Don't ask what we did to procure that hot dog, me."}, {"start": 7063.92, "end": 7067.88, "text": " Okay, get you a dypion, no."}, {"start": 7067.88, "end": 7076.6, "text": " Hey, hey, shh, shh, get you a dypion."}, {"start": 7076.6, "end": 7080.52, "text": " Because you want to know why?"}, {"start": 7080.52, "end": 7083.96, "text": " I'll tell you why."}, {"start": 7083.96, "end": 7086.68, "text": " I'll tell you why you need to get you a dypion."}, {"start": 7089.72, "end": 7096.72, "text": " Because it's spooky time up in this thing right here right now."}, {"start": 7096.72, "end": 7101.72, "text": " Spooky time, best time of the day."}, {"start": 7101.72, "end": 7104.72, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 7104.72, "end": 7107.72, "text": " Hey, Buster."}, {"start": 7107.72, "end": 7109.72, "text": " Fatal error."}, {"start": 7109.72, "end": 7113.72, "text": " That's my IP on the screen."}, {"start": 7113.72, "end": 7142.72, "text": " There it is, gets you a dive beyond chat, because it is spooky time, what's more, baby?"}, {"start": 7142.72, "end": 7144.72, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7262.72, "end": 7285.02, "text": " This town ain't big enough for the two of us."}, {"start": 7285.02, "end": 7286.820000000001, "text": " You hear me partner?"}, {"start": 7286.82, "end": 7296.82, "text": " This town ain't big enough for you to love."}, {"start": 7296.82, "end": 7303.82, "text": " I can't stand crows. Well, you're mean because crows are actually one of the smartest animals on the planet."}, {"start": 7303.82, "end": 7310.82, "text": " So you're welcome. You should feel terrible for saying that."}, {"start": 7310.82, "end": 7316.58, "text": " get you a dyke beyond chat because the name of this game"}, {"start": 7316.82, "end": 7320.179999999999, "text": " there ain't no"}, {"start": 7321.299999999999, "end": 7332.74, "text": " there ain't no name hold up name of this game is the quiet flat not the loud"}, {"start": 7332.74, "end": 7340.5, "text": " flat not the regular volume flat not even the low volume flat"}, {"start": 7340.82, "end": 7354.82, "text": " The Quiet Flat, TLDR, GG, get you a dypio."}, {"start": 7355.82, "end": 7359.82, "text": " Hi, GraphicStarForceSystems.com, Unlimited Frames,"}, {"start": 7359.82, "end": 7362.82, "text": " English, Pre-Fire to Mouth Sensitivity, y'all already know the drill."}, {"start": 7362.82, "end": 7367.82, "text": " Lock in the Quiet Flat."}, {"start": 7367.82, "end": 7378.82, "text": " We got some more chat. Let me read the lord of y'all. Every good horror game starts with a little piece of lore."}, {"start": 7378.82, "end": 7388.82, "text": " Okay. Your name is Vladimir. Type one if your name is Vladimir IRL so we can get some immersion going."}, {"start": 7388.82, "end": 7397.82, "text": " Your name is Vladimir. You're 20 years old. You're on your way to your father's apartment. You haven't seen him in many years."}, {"start": 7397.82, "end": 7413.82, "text": " Sounds like the opening to Papa. Y'all remember the game Papa? Papa. Y'all remember the game Papa? Papa."}, {"start": 7413.82, "end": 7418.82, "text": " Sounded like the opening to that game because we went and visited our papa after many years"}, {"start": 7418.82, "end": 7423.98, "text": " and it was a really good game anyway."}, {"start": 7423.98, "end": 7429.58, "text": " When you were a child you became seriously ill and spent a long time in a hospital."}, {"start": 7429.58, "end": 7433.48, "text": " During that time your parents as his marriage began to fall apart."}, {"start": 7433.48, "end": 7438.599999999999, "text": " Your father started drinking heavily and grew increasingly distant from the family."}, {"start": 7438.6, "end": 7444.64, "text": " your mother discovered that he was seeing another woman. Oh my goodness. And eventually"}, {"start": 7444.64, "end": 7451.0, "text": " he left the family. You eventually recovered but you never saw your father again. Years"}, {"start": 7451.0, "end": 7455.400000000001, "text": " past recently your father's neighbor called and told you that he had disappeared. You"}, {"start": 7455.400000000001, "end": 7459.6, "text": " decided to go to his apartment to try to find him. You want to look him in the eyes and"}, {"start": 7459.6, "end": 7467.160000000001, "text": " finally ask him one question. Why did he abandon you? That's good Lord. El dad, El dad, that's"}, {"start": 7467.16, "end": 7473.48, "text": " terrible she did on his mom and it just left everybody terrible"}, {"start": 7478.68, "end": 7483.48, "text": " since tibby's too hot even though i pre-fired it you hate to see it"}, {"start": 7484.84, "end": 7487.639999999999, "text": " no i don't like that right there"}, {"start": 7489.5599999999995, "end": 7492.04, "text": " perfect"}, {"start": 7492.04, "end": 7497.04, "text": " Oh, I'm walking slow as Christmas."}, {"start": 7499.04, "end": 7506.04, "text": " My dad must have fallen on some hard times because this place looks abandoned."}, {"start": 7506.04, "end": 7508.04, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 7508.04, "end": 7512.04, "text": " Uh-huh, this says, if this is from the neighbor, it says,"}, {"start": 7512.04, "end": 7518.04, "text": " if I hear you yelling and running around the apartment at night one more time,"}, {"start": 7518.04, "end": 7521.04, "text": " I'll smear your whole door with..."}, {"start": 7522.04, "end": 7525.04, "text": " Oh, there's a translation over here!"}, {"start": 7525.04, "end": 7528.04, "text": " Chow White's out there, there's a translation over here!"}, {"start": 7530.04, "end": 7534.04, "text": " Bruh! If I am still correct though."}, {"start": 7534.04, "end": 7536.04, "text": " Still correct either way."}, {"start": 7541.04, "end": 7544.04, "text": " Sounds like the neighbor's pretty mad."}, {"start": 7544.04, "end": 7551.04, "text": " It's locked. I need a key. My neighbor mentioned something about an old TV. Wait, my neighbor?"}, {"start": 7551.04, "end": 7564.04, "text": " Wait, how about this is not my neighbor. I don't live here. This is my dad's house."}, {"start": 7564.04, "end": 7566.04, "text": " There's a there's a"}, {"start": 7576.36, "end": 7584.3, "text": " So there's a there's a there's a key by oh here's the old TV right here there we go. Let's go in our dad's house"}, {"start": 7594.04, "end": 7615.44, "text": " It is very dark in our dad's house."}, {"start": 7615.44, "end": 7619.28, "text": " Home sweet home, I need to open the curtains and clean up before it gets dark."}, {"start": 7619.28, "end": 7621.5199999999995, "text": " Why am I cleaning up my dad's house?"}, {"start": 7621.5199999999995, "end": 7623.96, "text": " He still lives here, he just went missing."}, {"start": 7623.96, "end": 7625.96, "text": " Why would I clean up his house?"}, {"start": 7625.96, "end": 7627.96, "text": " He ain't no good."}, {"start": 7627.96, "end": 7633.96, "text": " Check every horror game that has an interior house like this is the most scary game ever, by the way."}, {"start": 7633.96, "end": 7637.96, "text": " So you best get you a, you best get you a puppy be home for real."}, {"start": 7641.96, "end": 7642.96, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7642.96, "end": 7644.96, "text": " Is there a light switch in here?"}, {"start": 7644.96, "end": 7646.96, "text": " Or how in the door?"}, {"start": 7646.96, "end": 7647.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7647.96, "end": 7650.96, "text": " Why is everything got tape over it?"}, {"start": 7650.96, "end": 7651.96, "text": " Who is he?"}, {"start": 7651.96, "end": 7653.96, "text": " Who is he? Dexter?"}, {"start": 7654.96, "end": 7657.96, "text": " Wait, was our dad killed in this apartment?"}, {"start": 7657.96, "end": 7660.96, "text": " Why is everything, or am I moving into his apartment?"}, {"start": 7660.96, "end": 7663.96, "text": " Oh, I don't like this hallway. I don't like this hallway."}, {"start": 7663.96, "end": 7665.96, "text": " Chevy with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 7668.96, "end": 7671.96, "text": " It's so dark. Oh, no."}, {"start": 7671.96, "end": 7674.96, "text": " I don't know about the layout of this house, Chad. Uh-uh."}, {"start": 7674.96, "end": 7676.96, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 7676.96, "end": 7678.96, "text": " What's in here?"}, {"start": 7678.96, "end": 7682.84, "text": " Okay, light switch."}, {"start": 7682.84, "end": 7683.84, "text": " This is the kitchen."}, {"start": 7683.84, "end": 7687.04, "text": " Why does everything have plastic wrap on it?"}, {"start": 7687.04, "end": 7690.84, "text": " Let me read this note real quick."}, {"start": 7690.84, "end": 7697.16, "text": " Uh, reminder, buy more tiles for the toilet room renovation."}, {"start": 7697.16, "end": 7700.44, "text": " Fix the refrigerator and install another light fixture in the hallway."}, {"start": 7700.44, "end": 7704.04, "text": " Hey, install multiple new light fixtures, buddy."}, {"start": 7704.04, "end": 7706.0, "text": " What's you talking about?"}, {"start": 7706.0, "end": 7708.88, "text": " It is dark through this whole house."}, {"start": 7708.88, "end": 7719.5, "text": " I'm not going to lie 75% What's that mean?"}, {"start": 7719.5, "end": 7726.08, "text": " What is 75% soap mean?"}, {"start": 7726.08, "end": 7730.66, "text": " Why is my face cam in the bottom left?"}, {"start": 7730.66, "end": 7736.56, "text": " You know what soap you'll never be confused on if you go get some today."}, {"start": 7736.56, "end": 7739.56, "text": " Cheeky.com. You can get you a box of that K-Sells"}, {"start": 7739.56, "end": 7743.96, "text": " Calcamo best soap I've ever used in my whole life. What's"}, {"start": 7743.96, "end": 7747.860000000001, "text": " you talking about? Go get you a box. Then you won't be"}, {"start": 7747.860000000001, "end": 7753.76, "text": " confused. That's a real photo for that photo shoot, by the way."}, {"start": 7753.76, "end": 7755.860000000001, "text": " That's a real photo. They actually have me posted up on a"}, {"start": 7755.860000000001, "end": 7762.360000000001, "text": " beach for that photo. No, Joe. They actually have me posted"}, {"start": 7762.360000000001, "end": 7773.240000000001, "text": " up on a beach for that photo right there. Yep. Somebody took a dump and smeared."}, {"start": 7778.360000000001, "end": 7787.56, "text": " Oh, this is filthy. Oh, this is absolutely rancid. Oh, this is. Oh,"}, {"start": 7787.56, "end": 7792.56, "text": " Oh, this is bad."}, {"start": 7799.240000000001, "end": 7801.740000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 7804.280000000001, "end": 7805.320000000001, "text": " Life though."}, {"start": 7807.320000000001, "end": 7808.160000000001, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 7810.120000000001, "end": 7811.360000000001, "text": " My eyes are watering."}, {"start": 7811.360000000001, "end": 7813.52, "text": " Yeah, that was nasty right there, Chad."}, {"start": 7813.52, "end": 7815.52, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, that was putrid even."}, {"start": 7817.56, "end": 7844.56, "text": " Big dog, nobody asked you to conf, you couldn't braise and bull that information out of me."}, {"start": 7844.56, "end": 7862.56, "text": " You don't have to big dog. You can keep, you know, there's some things you ain't got to say, you know, you can sometimes keep stuff, you know, deep inside."}, {"start": 7862.56, "end": 7869.56, "text": " Okay, you didn't have to say that."}, {"start": 7869.56, "end": 7882.56, "text": " Chad, how many of y'all in here smeared doodoo on the wall when you as a kid?"}, {"start": 7882.56, "end": 7885.56, "text": " Because I have a feeling Yocheb would another five."}, {"start": 7885.56, "end": 7887.56, "text": " A lot of y'all did that."}, {"start": 7887.56, "end": 7890.56, "text": " Matter of fact, I'll be willing to say"}, {"start": 7890.56, "end": 7894.56, "text": " three-fourths of the people watching did that."}, {"start": 7900.96, "end": 7903.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7905.200000000001, "end": 7912.56, "text": " I did earlier today. What? Hold up, buddy."}, {"start": 7913.68, "end": 7917.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, look here. Even if we get this place cleaned up, I don't know if I'm"}, {"start": 7917.4400000000005, "end": 7925.8, "text": " supposed to be moving in here or not? Well, isn't that just beautiful? No, I kind of disagree,"}, {"start": 7925.8, "end": 7937.000000000001, "text": " but moon with the five. Thank you. Now what do I do? What's down this dark hallway? By the way,"}, {"start": 7937.000000000001, "end": 7946.120000000001, "text": " what is this? Recap our dad abandoned us when we was a kid. So we're pulled up to his house after"}, {"start": 7946.12, "end": 7950.76, "text": " he went missing and I guess we're just claiming the place as our own. Let me go read this"}, {"start": 7950.76, "end": 7951.76, "text": " other note in here."}, {"start": 7951.76, "end": 7972.76, "text": " Oh, I have to see her again today. I'm so sick of her. Who? Who are we talking about?"}, {"start": 7972.76, "end": 7979.76, "text": " What do I do in this house?"}, {"start": 7979.76, "end": 7981.76, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 7981.76, "end": 7992.76, "text": " Where are my instructions?"}, {"start": 7992.76, "end": 7998.76, "text": " Dad, you living in here?"}, {"start": 7998.76, "end": 8000.76, "text": " Yo, Dad, you living in here?"}, {"start": 8000.76, "end": 8004.4400000000005, "text": " Uh, gang, uh, where's, where's my instructions?"}, {"start": 8007.88, "end": 8009.64, "text": " Use the broom? Is that what it said?"}, {"start": 8011.72, "end": 8014.4400000000005, "text": " What a broom, Matt. Yeah, y'all seen a broom? What a broom!"}, {"start": 8019.08, "end": 8020.280000000001, "text": " Ben, whoever said the broom."}, {"start": 8027.16, "end": 8029.88, "text": " I cleaned everything up and opened all the curtains."}, {"start": 8030.76, "end": 8032.76, "text": " Why is there a dumb bell in here?"}, {"start": 8032.76, "end": 8034.76, "text": " I'm going to be the one to ask."}, {"start": 8034.76, "end": 8037.76, "text": " Why is there a dumb bell in here?"}, {"start": 8037.76, "end": 8040.76, "text": " You're taking a dump doing curls?"}, {"start": 8040.76, "end": 8043.360000000001, "text": " Tell me what, why is there a dumb bell in here?"}, {"start": 8043.360000000001, "end": 8047.08, "text": " I'm gonna be the one to ask, why is there a dumb bell in here?"}, {"start": 8047.92, "end": 8050.1, "text": " You here taking a dump doing curls?"}, {"start": 8063.56, "end": 8065.04, "text": " That's me every day."}, {"start": 8065.04, "end": 8068.12, "text": " Hey, hey man, you ain't gotta confess that."}, {"start": 8068.12, "end": 8077.12, "text": " Man, there ain't nothin' like a horror game that don't give you no instructions on what to do."}, {"start": 8077.12, "end": 8080.12, "text": " It's my favorite day in the world!"}, {"start": 8080.12, "end": 8105.68, "text": " Look in the cabinet, the living room."}, {"start": 8105.68, "end": 8108.08, "text": " What's going to be in the cabinet, bruh?"}, {"start": 8108.08, "end": 8111.08, "text": " Hey, number some books in here."}, {"start": 8125.36, "end": 8128.5599999999995, "text": " Developers, are you insulting my intelligence right now?"}, {"start": 8128.5599999999995, "end": 8131.76, "text": " Dog, put something on the screen"}, {"start": 8131.76, "end": 8134.44, "text": " that tells me what I'm supposed to be doing."}, {"start": 8135.28, "end": 8136.5599999999995, "text": " Like, hello!"}, {"start": 8138.08, "end": 8140.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8146.5199999999995, "end": 8149.04, "text": " It's just like they did what you think hello"}, {"start": 8154.1, "end": 8157.4, "text": " Hello chat hello"}, {"start": 8161.98, "end": 8163.98, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 8168.08, "end": 8173.08, "text": " came out of here."}, {"start": 8183.08, "end": 8189.08, "text": " Yo, I don't understand. I don't understand why some developers really do not put on the screen what you're supposed to do."}, {"start": 8189.08, "end": 8196.08, "text": " You are left aimlessly walking around for literally 45 minutes until you randomly click on something that you were supposed to click on."}, {"start": 8196.08, "end": 8201.68, "text": " click on, is it that much of a difficulty to put in the top left of the screen? Go do this."}, {"start": 8217.68, "end": 8219.2, "text": " Chad, did I miss something on the screen?"}, {"start": 8219.2, "end": 8237.76, "text": " Did I miss something on the screen?"}, {"start": 8237.76, "end": 8240.400000000001, "text": " I would clean the bathroom with my tongue."}, {"start": 8240.400000000001, "end": 8242.720000000001, "text": " I'm about to, I'm banning you."}, {"start": 8242.720000000001, "end": 8246.480000000001, "text": " Oh my, I'm banning you."}, {"start": 8246.48, "end": 8250.779999999999, "text": " You cannot be allowed in here."}, {"start": 8250.779999999999, "end": 8257.92, "text": " You'll absent with the TNW, absent with the TN."}, {"start": 8257.92, "end": 8267.279999999999, "text": " The bathroom tile staying behind the door."}, {"start": 8267.279999999999, "end": 8276.439999999999, "text": " I can't interact with that."}, {"start": 8276.44, "end": 8277.44, "text": " There's no junk."}, {"start": 8277.44, "end": 8278.94, "text": " Like, you need a tab?"}, {"start": 8278.94, "end": 8279.94, "text": " Nothing happens?"}, {"start": 8279.94, "end": 8282.84, "text": " You know how it's usually in horror games that I play when you pause the game and it"}, {"start": 8282.84, "end": 8285.44, "text": " shows you what your objective is in the top right?"}, {"start": 8285.44, "end": 8286.44, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8286.44, "end": 8287.44, "text": " Nothing here."}, {"start": 8287.44, "end": 8288.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8288.44, "end": 8289.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8289.44, "end": 8290.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8290.44, "end": 8291.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8291.44, "end": 8292.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8292.44, "end": 8293.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8293.44, "end": 8294.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8294.44, "end": 8295.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8295.44, "end": 8296.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8296.44, "end": 8297.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8297.44, "end": 8298.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8298.44, "end": 8299.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8299.44, "end": 8300.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8300.44, "end": 8301.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8301.44, "end": 8302.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8302.44, "end": 8303.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8303.44, "end": 8304.44, "text": " Naka."}, {"start": 8304.44, "end": 8314.44, "text": " Oh my goodness. I'm sad. I'm so"}, {"start": 8314.44, "end": 8316.44, "text": " sad. I'm destroyed. Yo, Chloe"}, {"start": 8316.44, "end": 8322.44, "text": " with the 5W Chloe with the 5."}, {"start": 8322.44, "end": 8324.44, "text": " Can you turn the TV on? Oh, no, let me try."}, {"start": 8324.44, "end": 8332.44, "text": " No, you cannot."}, {"start": 8332.44, "end": 8336.82, "text": " I'm over here stalling trying to wait for y'all to look this up and y'all still ain't looked it up yet"}, {"start": 8336.94, "end": 8342.78, "text": " Where's my support team? Where's my mid game? No objective support team"}, {"start": 8348.92, "end": 8350.92, "text": " It's the fridge"}, {"start": 8353.6, "end": 8355.6, "text": " No, you can't interact with the fridge"}, {"start": 8362.44, "end": 8387.44, "text": " I literally told you to do that ten minutes ago."}, {"start": 8387.44, "end": 8389.12, "text": " Who said that?"}, {"start": 8389.12, "end": 8389.960000000001, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 8398.84, "end": 8402.34, "text": " Yo Jamila, Jamila, your time is over."}, {"start": 8405.84, "end": 8408.44, "text": " Know it was someone else, not a Jamila."}, {"start": 8408.44, "end": 8410.44, "text": " I see it in your chat logs."}, {"start": 8410.44, "end": 8417.44, "text": " Who is knocking on my door?"}, {"start": 8417.44, "end": 8423.44, "text": " I'm going to take all my clothes off and answer the door, butt naked, they're going to regret"}, {"start": 8423.44, "end": 8425.44, "text": " ever showing up in my house."}, {"start": 8425.44, "end": 8429.44, "text": " They're going to regret ever knocking on my door this much."}, {"start": 8429.44, "end": 8432.44, "text": " You're going to sit there and knock on my door for 10 minutes straight, I'm going to answer"}, {"start": 8432.44, "end": 8433.44, "text": " the door, butt naked."}, {"start": 8433.44, "end": 8438.44, "text": " You're going to regret what you done did."}, {"start": 8438.44, "end": 8440.44, "text": " Lord have mercy"}, {"start": 8446.960000000001, "end": 8449.28, "text": " You shouldn't have come here, it's all his fault"}, {"start": 8450.2, "end": 8454.880000000001, "text": " Who left this here? What is my dad done? Okay? I need to take a bath and get ready for bed"}, {"start": 8455.880000000001, "end": 8460.26, "text": " Well, G. G. We just got here 10 minutes ago already getting threatened chat"}, {"start": 8462.4, "end": 8464.4, "text": " G to the G's"}, {"start": 8465.84, "end": 8467.84, "text": " Let's take a bath"}, {"start": 8468.44, "end": 8470.44, "text": " You already know we're using it in that bath, too."}, {"start": 8478.44, "end": 8481.24, "text": " Use cheeky.com. Just count cocaine, so."}, {"start": 8481.24, "end": 8483.24, "text": " Real photo, by the way. Real photo."}, {"start": 8489.640000000001, "end": 8491.24, "text": " Hey, real photo, by the way."}, {"start": 8491.24, "end": 8494.44, "text": " That ain't no drawing. That's a real picture."}, {"start": 8494.44, "end": 8495.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8495.24, "end": 8502.24, "text": " Real picture, Buster."}, {"start": 8502.24, "end": 8507.24, "text": " All right, let's go to pay it."}, {"start": 8507.24, "end": 8513.24, "text": " I got myself a Ferrari."}, {"start": 8525.24, "end": 8535.24, "text": " I'm a little crusty is what it is."}, {"start": 8535.24, "end": 8545.24, "text": " Why is it just completely dark?"}, {"start": 8545.24, "end": 8561.44, "text": " It is completely dark and I don't have a flashlight."}, {"start": 8561.44, "end": 8562.96, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 8562.96, "end": 8569.28, "text": " I need to carefully search the app."}, {"start": 8569.28, "end": 8571.92, "text": " Where did this come from?"}, {"start": 8571.92, "end": 8572.92, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 8572.92, "end": 8574.92, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 8577.12, "end": 8579.12, "text": " What am I?"}, {"start": 8580.6, "end": 8585.9, "text": " Locked in. I saw a red light on the floor. What is that? That's a bike reflector."}, {"start": 8592.76, "end": 8594.76, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8598.84, "end": 8600.84, "text": " See he very funny."}, {"start": 8602.92, "end": 8604.92, "text": " Tee hee."}, {"start": 8606.92, "end": 8608.92, "text": " Wait, did I just find another key? Where was it?"}, {"start": 8610.92, "end": 8612.92, "text": " Wait, Chad, I made the noise!"}, {"start": 8613.92, "end": 8615.92, "text": " That means I found a key, but I don't see it!"}, {"start": 8617.92, "end": 8619.92, "text": " Found it!"}, {"start": 8620.92, "end": 8622.92, "text": " It looked like we need four keys."}, {"start": 8632.92, "end": 8634.92, "text": " Toilet bathroom kitchen."}, {"start": 8650.92, "end": 8652.92, "text": " Toilet bathroom."}, {"start": 8653.92, "end": 8657.92, "text": " Kitchen living room. So we haven't gotten one of the kitchen yet, have we?"}, {"start": 8662.92, "end": 8668.84, "text": " I heard it, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it!"}, {"start": 8668.84, "end": 8671.32, "text": " I heard it, but where..."}, {"start": 8671.32, "end": 8673.36, "text": " Sound it!"}, {"start": 8673.36, "end": 8676.34, "text": " What's up with that?"}, {"start": 8676.34, "end": 8706.06, "text": " I tried to summon her using a ritual, but something else happened, or something else"}, {"start": 8706.06, "end": 8712.539999999999, "text": " appeared instead. He reminds me of something. This letter contains information regarding"}, {"start": 8712.539999999999, "end": 8719.939999999999, "text": " your loan application. Right on time, as always, they improved it months later. I don't need"}, {"start": 8719.939999999999, "end": 8728.619999999999, "text": " it anymore. Cigarettes. A lighter might come in handy. Should I prepare yourself for a job"}, {"start": 8728.62, "end": 8730.62, "text": " There's not gonna be another one, I promise you."}, {"start": 8736.62, "end": 8737.62, "text": " Let the music stop."}, {"start": 8740.62, "end": 8741.62, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8748.62, "end": 8749.62, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8758.62, "end": 8782.980000000001, "text": " Why do I have a lighter now and not the flashlights?"}, {"start": 8782.98, "end": 8784.98, "text": " Who's crying?"}, {"start": 8784.98, "end": 8786.98, "text": " Hey, ma'am."}, {"start": 8786.98, "end": 8788.98, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 8788.98, "end": 8790.98, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8790.98, "end": 8792.98, "text": " Over here crying in my ear. I'm the one in danger here."}, {"start": 8802.98, "end": 8804.98, "text": " No, you don't."}, {"start": 8804.98, "end": 8806.98, "text": " Hey, no, you barked at me earlier, matter of fact."}, {"start": 8812.98, "end": 8814.98, "text": " Let's do some grinding too."}, {"start": 8814.98, "end": 8819.98, "text": " Suck it up buddy, I'm the one in danger, you back done grinding."}, {"start": 8825.98, "end": 8827.98, "text": " Only one I'm letting get in the past here is the dog."}, {"start": 8837.98, "end": 8839.98, "text": " Wait what? Why is there a light on here?"}, {"start": 8839.98, "end": 8841.98, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 8841.98, "end": 8843.98, "text": " Yo, I hate you!"}, {"start": 8869.98, "end": 8886.619999999999, "text": " I'll get too old for this."}, {"start": 8886.619999999999, "end": 8890.98, "text": " I'll get too old for this, bro."}, {"start": 8890.98, "end": 8891.98, "text": " Pro."}, {"start": 8891.98, "end": 8892.98, "text": " Pro."}, {"start": 8892.98, "end": 8893.98, "text": " Pro."}, {"start": 8893.98, "end": 8894.98, "text": " Pro."}, {"start": 8901.48, "end": 8902.48, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 8906.98, "end": 8907.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 8913.48, "end": 8914.98, "text": " Why they doing it, Chad?"}, {"start": 8916.98, "end": 8918.98, "text": " That gave me an instant headache."}, {"start": 8918.98, "end": 8920.98, "text": " That gave me an instant headache."}, {"start": 8923.98, "end": 8932.52, "text": " like instant instant satan is"}, {"start": 8932.52, "end": 8937.26, "text": " how many people just died here type"}, {"start": 8937.26, "end": 8942.1, "text": " one if you just died lord have"}, {"start": 8942.1, "end": 8960.58, "text": " it's mercy bro oh my goodness oh feel good"}, {"start": 8966.58, "end": 8971.220000000001, "text": " okay this looks like some slot what is this"}, {"start": 8972.1, "end": 8977.1, "text": " My dear wife, how I miss you right now."}, {"start": 8977.1, "end": 8980.1, "text": " If only you knew how deeply I regret what happened."}, {"start": 8980.1, "end": 8982.1, "text": " If only I could explain everything to you,"}, {"start": 8982.1, "end": 8984.1, "text": " but you still wouldn't understand."}, {"start": 8984.1, "end": 8987.1, "text": " I often think back to the care free days"}, {"start": 8987.1, "end": 8991.1, "text": " when we would walk through the parks,"}, {"start": 8991.1, "end": 8994.1, "text": " eat ice cream, and laugh,"}, {"start": 8994.1, "end": 8997.1, "text": " and then spread out the ball of blanket"}, {"start": 8997.1, "end": 9001.1, "text": " and lie beneath the stars and simply gaze up at them."}, {"start": 9001.1, "end": 9003.1, "text": " I want to have a little lie."}, {"start": 9007.1, "end": 9009.1, "text": " I don't feel good."}, {"start": 9017.1, "end": 9019.1, "text": " That jump scare killed me."}, {"start": 9019.1, "end": 9021.1, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 9023.1, "end": 9025.1, "text": " I just died."}, {"start": 9026.1, "end": 9028.1, "text": " It's my help."}, {"start": 9028.1, "end": 9030.1, "text": " Man, what are you..."}, {"start": 9032.1, "end": 9034.1, "text": " Man, what was that?"}, {"start": 9035.1, "end": 9037.1, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 9038.1, "end": 9040.1, "text": " What's you laughing about?"}, {"start": 9041.1, "end": 9045.1, "text": " The hospital bills just kept piling up and my son isn't getting any better."}, {"start": 9046.1, "end": 9049.1, "text": " Wait, was that us? We were the son."}, {"start": 9052.1, "end": 9054.1, "text": " Good boy!"}, {"start": 9054.1, "end": 9054.94, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 9057.62, "end": 9059.5, "text": " Quit blowing my,"}, {"start": 9059.5, "end": 9061.5, "text": " don't quit blowing my light arounds."}, {"start": 9067.300000000001, "end": 9070.5, "text": " Okay, man, you're really starting to anger me."}, {"start": 9072.86, "end": 9074.36, "text": " Feed us with a tin, thank you."}, {"start": 9077.42, "end": 9078.74, "text": " I won't be able to come see you today,"}, {"start": 9078.74, "end": 9080.94, "text": " I'm really sorry, don't think I don't care."}, {"start": 9080.94, "end": 9081.9, "text": " You're all I can think about,"}, {"start": 9081.9, "end": 9083.54, "text": " it's just that there are more important things"}, {"start": 9083.54, "end": 9085.54, "text": " I don't even take care of right now."}, {"start": 9085.54, "end": 9087.54, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 9087.54, "end": 9089.54, "text": " You're going to get better."}, {"start": 9089.54, "end": 9090.54, "text": " I have no doubt about it."}, {"start": 9090.54, "end": 9092.54, "text": " Strength and perseverance running our blood."}, {"start": 9092.54, "end": 9096.54, "text": " I've already bought that football you've been drinking about for so long."}, {"start": 9096.54, "end": 9099.54, "text": " As soon as you're better, we'll play together from down."}, {"start": 9099.54, "end": 9101.54, "text": " Dad's sick of this letter while I was in the hospital."}, {"start": 9101.54, "end": 9103.54, "text": " And he failed to show up yet again."}, {"start": 9103.54, "end": 9105.54, "text": " I don't remember how upset I was back then."}, {"start": 9105.54, "end": 9109.54, "text": " Looking at it more important than his dying son."}, {"start": 9109.54, "end": 9116.54, "text": " I'm sorry, I'll never do that again, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 9116.54, "end": 9121.54, "text": " I'm not supposed to come back here."}, {"start": 9121.54, "end": 9127.54, "text": " I'm not supposed to come back here."}, {"start": 9127.54, "end": 9133.54, "text": " I'm not supposed to come back here."}, {"start": 9133.54, "end": 9138.54, "text": " I'm not supposed to come back here."}, {"start": 9138.54, "end": 9145.54, "text": " I'll go back here for no reason."}, {"start": 9145.54, "end": 9156.54, "text": " My bag, Chad."}, {"start": 9156.54, "end": 9160.54, "text": " I'm walking slow. It's Christmas. I need a key for that door."}, {"start": 9160.54, "end": 9164.54, "text": " Wait, that door needs to go to nothing."}, {"start": 9164.54, "end": 9165.54, "text": " They are with the fire."}, {"start": 9171.26, "end": 9172.060000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9174.86, "end": 9175.36, "text": " Hey up!"}, {"start": 9180.62, "end": 9181.12, "text": " Hey up!"}, {"start": 9184.26, "end": 9184.76, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 9186.26, "end": 9186.76, "text": " Shat."}, {"start": 9188.86, "end": 9189.86, "text": " Shat, remember that."}, {"start": 9189.86, "end": 9196.66, "text": " There's four docks and a two."}, {"start": 9196.66, "end": 9201.460000000001, "text": " Does that mean the fourth number on that keypad is two?"}, {"start": 9201.460000000001, "end": 9203.34, "text": " Maybe it does."}, {"start": 9203.34, "end": 9210.86, "text": " Maybe I can cut it with some rope."}, {"start": 9210.86, "end": 9211.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9211.86, "end": 9212.86, "text": " It's a curtain."}, {"start": 9212.86, "end": 9219.86, "text": " like he can't pull a curtain to the side."}, {"start": 9219.86, "end": 9226.86, "text": " Maybe I can, it's a curtain dude!"}, {"start": 9226.86, "end": 9231.86, "text": " Chad, is this dude a coober?"}, {"start": 9231.86, "end": 9237.86, "text": " Chad, this dude might be a coober."}, {"start": 9237.86, "end": 9247.86, "text": " If you do that one more time now, I promise you, we's gonna have some issues."}, {"start": 9247.86, "end": 9250.86, "text": " Do you understand?"}, {"start": 9250.86, "end": 9253.86, "text": " I just found some keys."}, {"start": 9253.86, "end": 9257.86, "text": " Your boy might be a genius."}, {"start": 9267.86, "end": 9282.86, "text": " Silly Billy with the tent."}, {"start": 9282.86, "end": 9289.86, "text": " Who name is silly Billy?"}, {"start": 9289.86, "end": 9299.86, "text": " That door didn't even go to nothing!"}, {"start": 9299.86, "end": 9304.86, "text": " Oh it says four."}, {"start": 9304.86, "end": 9308.86, "text": " Oh it's four?"}, {"start": 9308.86, "end": 9315.86, "text": " It's four?"}, {"start": 9315.86, "end": 9323.66, "text": " Do name silly Billy."}, {"start": 9323.66, "end": 9326.1, "text": " It's four blank blank two Chad."}, {"start": 9326.1, "end": 9338.82, "text": " The code is four blank blank two."}, {"start": 9338.82, "end": 9340.82, "text": " There's gotta be something back here, by the way."}, {"start": 9340.82, "end": 9341.82, "text": " Gotta be."}, {"start": 9346.82, "end": 9347.82, "text": " Four?"}, {"start": 9347.82, "end": 9348.82, "text": " Blank?"}, {"start": 9348.82, "end": 9349.82, "text": " Blank?"}, {"start": 9349.82, "end": 9350.82, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 9350.82, "end": 9351.82, "text": " Got some scissors."}, {"start": 9351.82, "end": 9353.82, "text": " I'd love to see it."}, {"start": 9357.82, "end": 9358.82, "text": " Four?"}, {"start": 9358.82, "end": 9359.82, "text": " Blank?"}, {"start": 9359.82, "end": 9360.82, "text": " Blank?"}, {"start": 9360.82, "end": 9361.82, "text": " I'm making..."}, {"start": 9361.82, "end": 9372.66, "text": " Say what you will about this game."}, {"start": 9372.66, "end": 9375.18, "text": " It's got me on a couple chump scares."}, {"start": 9375.18, "end": 9376.18, "text": " Really bad."}, {"start": 9376.18, "end": 9377.18, "text": " That one was really bad."}, {"start": 9377.18, "end": 9407.02, "text": " Let's guess the last one, 4 blank, 8 2, I'm gonna guess it 4, 4, 8, 2, 4 blank, 8 2,"}, {"start": 9407.02, "end": 9425.02, "text": " Two, eight, three, four, five, eight, two, four, six, eight, two, four, seven, eight, two,"}, {"start": 9425.02, "end": 9439.84, "text": " got it too easy baby too easy it was all her she destroyed our family she"}, {"start": 9439.84, "end": 9445.68, "text": " drove me over the edge and she paid for it I drowned in her right there in the"}, {"start": 9445.68, "end": 9450.960000000001, "text": " bathtub now everything will be all right"}, {"start": 9455.02, "end": 9465.02, "text": " Oh, he's going to beat me."}, {"start": 9465.02, "end": 9468.02, "text": " Oh, did I fall asleep in a bathtub?"}, {"start": 9468.02, "end": 9472.02, "text": " Was it all a dream?"}, {"start": 9472.02, "end": 9475.02, "text": " Prince Jigglecheeks with the five gifted."}, {"start": 9475.02, "end": 9478.02, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 9478.02, "end": 9480.02, "text": " It was only just a dream."}, {"start": 9491.800000000001, "end": 9493.36, "text": " My lighter, okay, got it."}, {"start": 9493.36, "end": 9494.2, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 9496.4, "end": 9497.720000000001, "text": " We are good, Dan."}, {"start": 9500.2, "end": 9501.2, "text": " What's going on now?"}, {"start": 9502.84, "end": 9503.68, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9506.6, "end": 9507.44, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9508.02, "end": 9519.66, "text": " Hello. Okay, that's a crazy name. Thank you for the five gift and Lord have mercy. Thank"}, {"start": 9519.66, "end": 9526.9, "text": " you. Thank you for the five. I appreciate that. We unlocked a whole new part of the"}, {"start": 9526.9, "end": 9532.58, "text": " house Jack. I'm cursed. There's no good ending for me anymore, but at least my son will live."}, {"start": 9532.58, "end": 9537.9, "text": " The doctors gave him three months. What else is I supposed to do? I was willing to do anything."}, {"start": 9537.9, "end": 9543.1, "text": " absolutely anything. Hey, we can sell that phone. What you talking about?"}, {"start": 9548.22, "end": 9558.06, "text": " Okay, not much going on back here. Just a bed in a door or something."}, {"start": 9567.9, "end": 9596.619999999999, "text": " They thought they could hide this from me."}, {"start": 9596.62, "end": 9606.62, "text": " does this mean? Oh, that's the cabinets in the living room. I bet we got to open them or close them."}, {"start": 9609.980000000001, "end": 9616.78, "text": " Genius. Genius."}, {"start": 9618.94, "end": 9623.26, "text": " Yeah, y'all see how quick our registered that that's what they call me, John Puzzle Man."}, {"start": 9623.26, "end": 9652.26, "text": " Alright. Open? Open. Open? Open. Excuse me. Okay. Open, open. Open, open. Open, open."}, {"start": 9652.26, "end": 9653.1, "text": " Open."}, {"start": 9655.98, "end": 9656.82, "text": " Open."}, {"start": 9657.66, "end": 9658.5, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 9659.76, "end": 9661.54, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 9666.04, "end": 9667.28, "text": " No one calls you that, Chad."}, {"start": 9667.28, "end": 9669.98, "text": " You call me John Puzzle Man, be honest."}, {"start": 9669.98, "end": 9670.82, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9670.82, "end": 9672.82, "text": " Did I get y'all?"}, {"start": 9672.82, "end": 9677.82, "text": " You didn't even get me at all."}, {"start": 9677.82, "end": 9682.82, "text": " It wasn't easy to find this ritual table, but now that's all behind me."}, {"start": 9682.82, "end": 9685.82, "text": " The priest will come this evening to bless him."}, {"start": 9685.82, "end": 9687.82, "text": " I already have him."}, {"start": 9687.82, "end": 9689.82, "text": " I'm going to get him."}, {"start": 9689.82, "end": 9691.82, "text": " I'm going to get him."}, {"start": 9691.82, "end": 9693.82, "text": " I'm going to get him."}, {"start": 9693.82, "end": 9695.82, "text": " I'm going to get him."}, {"start": 9695.82, "end": 9697.82, "text": " I'm going to get him."}, {"start": 9697.82, "end": 9699.82, "text": " I'm going to get him."}, {"start": 9699.82, "end": 9704.82, "text": " I already have the ingredients. Soon I'll be able to get rid of her once and for all."}, {"start": 9709.82, "end": 9711.82, "text": " They said she was an angel sent by God."}, {"start": 9712.82, "end": 9716.82, "text": " She's a real demon and a woman's form. She promised to cure my son for a small price."}, {"start": 9717.82, "end": 9721.82, "text": " And now she says I'll have to serve her for the rest of my life, or she'll reverse the healing."}, {"start": 9723.82, "end": 9725.82, "text": " Wait, was he misunderstood the whole time, Chad?"}, {"start": 9725.82, "end": 9732.82, "text": " Take a few of these urns just in case you need them."}, {"start": 9732.82, "end": 9735.82, "text": " You never know."}, {"start": 9746.82, "end": 9748.82, "text": " Maybe the..."}, {"start": 9748.82, "end": 9757.82, "text": " They're gone again, I divided the agreeance among 10 jars and then a flash, darkness."}, {"start": 9757.82, "end": 9760.619999999999, "text": " When I turn the light, that's on, some of the jars is gone."}, {"start": 9760.619999999999, "end": 9761.619999999999, "text": " They must be somewhere in the apartment."}, {"start": 9761.619999999999, "end": 9764.619999999999, "text": " We gotta go find some jars, Jack!"}, {"start": 9764.619999999999, "end": 9766.619999999999, "text": " Man, this is jarring!"}, {"start": 9766.619999999999, "end": 9776.619999999999, "text": " Can you stop them?"}, {"start": 9777.6, "end": 9779.6, "text": " No, I'm"}, {"start": 9781.220000000001, "end": 9783.220000000001, "text": " John"}, {"start": 9786.42, "end": 9788.42, "text": " What's you wanna"}, {"start": 9792.6, "end": 9795.0, "text": " You heard something I need you"}, {"start": 9795.0, "end": 9805.0, "text": " I didn't even hear that, did you hear that or something?"}, {"start": 9805.0, "end": 9806.0, "text": " I didn't hear that."}, {"start": 9806.0, "end": 9807.0, "text": " No, I didn't."}, {"start": 9807.0, "end": 9812.0, "text": " Is there a jaw on here that I'm missing?"}, {"start": 9812.0, "end": 9813.0, "text": " Perhaps."}, {"start": 9813.0, "end": 9814.0, "text": " Jaw."}, {"start": 9814.0, "end": 9817.0, "text": " No, what the hell is a jaw?"}, {"start": 9817.0, "end": 9819.0, "text": " I got excited."}, {"start": 9819.0, "end": 9827.84, "text": " Good night, Kase. What do you mean, good night, Kase? It's Friday night, you tell"}, {"start": 9827.84, "end": 9832.16, "text": " us what's a good night, Kase. Guess what? Band. You tell me about good night, Kase."}, {"start": 9832.16, "end": 9838.16, "text": " It's over here. Two twos... Good night."}, {"start": 9849.0, "end": 9865.0, "text": " Wait, this looks like that one bot on that video that blew that dog up!"}, {"start": 9865.0, "end": 9875.0, "text": " Y'all know what video it's all about!"}, {"start": 9875.0, "end": 9882.48, "text": " is that video where that little dog is chasing a bottle that looks just like this?"}, {"start": 9882.48, "end": 9889.16, "text": " The bottle had too much pressure in the bottle, busted it with like, and he like froze up"}, {"start": 9889.16, "end": 9890.16, "text": " and went stiff."}, {"start": 9890.16, "end": 9891.8, "text": " I thought he was dead, but I heard he lived."}, {"start": 9891.8, "end": 9893.52, "text": " I heard he was all good."}, {"start": 9893.52, "end": 9897.36, "text": " Dude, the bottle blew up and knocked him smooth out."}, {"start": 9897.36, "end": 9903.04, "text": " Y'all know what video I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 9903.04, "end": 9907.84, "text": " the bottle that looked just like this, this little dog is chasing around the parking lot."}, {"start": 9907.84, "end": 9911.640000000001, "text": " The bottle had too much pressure on it."}, {"start": 9911.640000000001, "end": 9922.44, "text": " And it blew up and he went stiff."}, {"start": 9922.44, "end": 9923.44, "text": " He lived though."}, {"start": 9923.44, "end": 9924.44, "text": " He good."}, {"start": 9924.44, "end": 9931.84, "text": " Maybe that's all the jobs."}, {"start": 9931.84, "end": 9933.72, "text": " I know y'all know what I'm talking about, Chad."}, {"start": 9933.72, "end": 9936.36, "text": " I know y'all have seen it."}, {"start": 9936.36, "end": 9937.68, "text": " It's like a gift."}, {"start": 9939.36, "end": 9940.92, "text": " I know y'all seen it."}, {"start": 9940.92, "end": 9942.16, "text": " It blowed him up."}, {"start": 9946.2, "end": 9947.92, "text": " I mean, he's a lot, he good and everything."}, {"start": 9947.92, "end": 9949.84, "text": " He's just like, you know, stunned."}, {"start": 9949.84, "end": 9950.960000000001, "text": " Like a flashbang."}, {"start": 9953.2, "end": 9954.84, "text": " There was one in the kitchen, was it for real?"}, {"start": 9954.84, "end": 9955.68, "text": " Cow."}, {"start": 9958.24, "end": 9959.92, "text": " It was a green bottle, or was it?"}, {"start": 9961.84, "end": 9963.84, "text": " Swirling with the fire"}, {"start": 9968.880000000001, "end": 9972.62, "text": " How many am I missing maybe like one challenge I'll see the last jar anywhere"}, {"start": 9975.880000000001, "end": 9980.0, "text": " Chat my boyfriend is ignoring me and ghosting me for about a month and a half now"}, {"start": 9980.0, "end": 9987.04, "text": " What do I do that is no longer your boyfriend I hear a month and a half what you mean that is over"}, {"start": 9987.6, "end": 9989.84, "text": " That is not your boyfriend no more"}, {"start": 9991.84, "end": 10001.84, "text": " Now that's SGG right there."}, {"start": 10001.84, "end": 10008.84, "text": " Did I miss a jar?"}, {"start": 10008.84, "end": 10011.84, "text": " Like hello?"}, {"start": 10011.84, "end": 10015.84, "text": " Did I miss a jar chat?"}, {"start": 10015.84, "end": 10020.84, "text": " Did I miss a jar?"}, {"start": 10020.84, "end": 10050.68, "text": " Tell me, chat, did I miss a jar?"}, {"start": 10050.68, "end": 10072.720000000001, "text": " the question mark in the living room no that was a small are they are they joking"}, {"start": 10072.72, "end": 10075.16, "text": " right now. Are they joking right now, bro?"}, {"start": 10080.4, "end": 10082.24, "text": " Chad, are they joking?"}, {"start": 10086.08, "end": 10087.8, "text": " Bathroom corner cap."}, {"start": 10089.48, "end": 10090.359999999999, "text": " That was a bottle."}, {"start": 10092.279999999999, "end": 10093.48, "text": " I can't go outside either."}, {"start": 10093.48, "end": 10104.48, "text": " Who said it, somebody said under the stool by the toilet, who said it, who said it?"}, {"start": 10104.48, "end": 10114.24, "text": " Show them now, bring them forth, who said it?"}, {"start": 10114.24, "end": 10127.92, "text": " them before me that wasn't even the last one so it doesn't matter"}, {"start": 10127.92, "end": 10135.48, "text": " Lord have mercy"}, {"start": 10135.48, "end": 10139.16, "text": " well y'all better find me another one Chad if you want modded find me another"}, {"start": 10139.16, "end": 10159.0, "text": " one. I don't know which one I'm missing. I feel like there has to be one in here. I"}, {"start": 10159.0, "end": 10161.16, "text": " I feel like there has to be."}, {"start": 10161.16, "end": 10162.96, "text": " But it doesn't look like there is."}, {"start": 10172.2, "end": 10173.16, "text": " Like what are you making, you boy?"}, {"start": 10173.16, "end": 10177.66, "text": " Going on some goofy, goober, scavenger heart for a life."}, {"start": 10179.04, "end": 10179.88, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 10179.88, "end": 10182.48, "text": " Like do some straight, goofy, goober action."}, {"start": 10185.64, "end": 10187.56, "text": " I'm over here looking high and low."}, {"start": 10189.0, "end": 10198.16, "text": " ceiling light in the hallway if yo if that would have been it I would have"}, {"start": 10198.16, "end": 10204.6, "text": " instantly shut this game off I swear I would have if that would have been it I"}, {"start": 10204.6, "end": 10218.64, "text": " would have shot this game that have been an unethical hiding spot that have been"}, {"start": 10218.64, "end": 10221.64, "text": " and abatable offense on uh, mech or chameleon"}, {"start": 10239.64, "end": 10241.64, "text": " Game of the year, Jack"}, {"start": 10243.64, "end": 10245.64, "text": " Jack, game of the year"}, {"start": 10245.64, "end": 10247.64, "text": " I mean game of the year, bro"}, {"start": 10248.64, "end": 10260.439999999999, "text": " Under the coffee table in the living room who said it if it's true who said it"}, {"start": 10260.439999999999, "end": 10263.24, "text": " if it's true hold on"}, {"start": 10268.92, "end": 10277.599999999999, "text": " yeah find me who said it for real cuz we're panning them find them I really"}, {"start": 10277.6, "end": 10279.12, "text": " I don't understand why Jams do this, man."}, {"start": 10279.12, "end": 10280.08, "text": " I really don't."}, {"start": 10280.08, "end": 10281.84, "text": " Like, I honestly don't."}, {"start": 10281.84, "end": 10282.68, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 10282.68, "end": 10283.52, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 10283.52, "end": 10284.6, "text": " It adds nothing."}, {"start": 10284.6, "end": 10287.2, "text": " It adds nothing to the game."}, {"start": 10287.2, "end": 10290.12, "text": " But just frustration, that's it."}, {"start": 10290.12, "end": 10291.28, "text": " That was not there."}, {"start": 10291.28, "end": 10293.640000000001, "text": " At the start of the game, when I opened that cabinet,"}, {"start": 10293.640000000001, "end": 10294.720000000001, "text": " that was not there."}, {"start": 10297.76, "end": 10298.6, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 10298.6, "end": 10301.2, "text": " Did the jar of theory fly by by the cabinet?"}, {"start": 10301.2, "end": 10304.44, "text": " Go, and crap it in the cabinet?"}, {"start": 10304.44, "end": 10306.44, "text": " from the time the game started until now."}, {"start": 10324.44, "end": 10327.480000000001, "text": " It was there. No, it was not. Buster, don't try to gaslight me."}, {"start": 10327.480000000001, "end": 10334.2, "text": " You, but you can't gaslight the gaslight. Okay, you can't gaslight the liner."}, {"start": 10334.44, "end": 10339.24, "text": " buddy you ain't gonna gas like me that was not there to start the game no it was not"}, {"start": 10344.84, "end": 10350.36, "text": " chat was it there was it there no it wasn't"}, {"start": 10350.36, "end": 10367.08, "text": " it wasn't an onoid dookie with the five gift it huh"}, {"start": 10371.2, "end": 10374.04, "text": " what's that mean"}, {"start": 10380.36, "end": 10382.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10440.36, "end": 10444.980000000001, "text": " already gone sadly after my death the curse will pass on to you I held it back"}, {"start": 10444.980000000001, "end": 10449.480000000001, "text": " for as long as I could mix the ingredients of Burnham in the bathtub"}, {"start": 10449.480000000001, "end": 10452.480000000001, "text": " yes sir"}, {"start": 10452.48, "end": 10468.6, "text": " Yo, W Daddy came out and he defended us!"}, {"start": 10468.6, "end": 10481.199999999999, "text": " Yo, that is a scary character model, by the way."}, {"start": 10481.2, "end": 10486.2, "text": " topic that is a scary character. No joke."}, {"start": 10488.2, "end": 10495.2, "text": " Lower half mercy. Did you see the turd cutter on that?"}, {"start": 10504.2, "end": 10507.2, "text": " Motion with the TN."}, {"start": 10507.2, "end": 10514.2, "text": " What does happen?"}, {"start": 10537.2, "end": 10539.2, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 10551.800000000001, "end": 10553.800000000001, "text": " Get out of here!"}, {"start": 10567.2, "end": 10582.2, "text": " Say it with me right now, chat, say it. Game of the year, buddy. Hey, hey, say it. Game of the year."}, {"start": 10582.2, "end": 10590.2, "text": " Another one. Let's do another one in that hot dog game. Another one in the hot dog action."}, {"start": 10590.2, "end": 10594.6, "text": " Who wants to volunteer yourself as tribute to be a hot dog at big dog?"}, {"start": 10597.12, "end": 10598.28, "text": " Who wants to do that?"}, {"start": 10603.6, "end": 10605.480000000001, "text": " Somebody just asked, how did it end?"}, {"start": 10605.480000000001, "end": 10609.16, "text": " I looked away for a second and then the reply to that was monster with big"}, {"start": 10609.16, "end": 10610.800000000001, "text": " cheeks and then black screen."}, {"start": 10610.800000000001, "end": 10620.800000000001, "text": " That sounds crazy, but it's accurate."}, {"start": 10620.800000000001, "end": 10628.800000000001, "text": " All right, we're doing another one of those in big doll."}, {"start": 10628.800000000001, "end": 10633.800000000001, "text": " Get you a fresh type of buster."}, {"start": 10633.800000000001, "end": 10637.800000000001, "text": " Hey, get you a fatal error."}, {"start": 10637.800000000001, "end": 10639.800000000001, "text": " Chad, do I need a new PC?"}, {"start": 10639.800000000001, "end": 10648.2, "text": " Who wants this one with all the games installed all my information in it still signed in to twitch"}, {"start": 10649.320000000002, "end": 10658.44, "text": " Who wants it? Name your price. Yo, yo monster with the five gifted w monster with the five gifted. Thank you"}, {"start": 10661.400000000001, "end": 10666.04, "text": " Okay, this game has a warning that says play at your own risk at the front of it. That is uh, that is"}, {"start": 10669.800000000001, "end": 10670.640000000001, "text": " That's not good."}, {"start": 10673.960000000001, "end": 10674.800000000001, "text": " It might be."}, {"start": 10681.160000000002, "end": 10682.640000000001, "text": " Get you a dime beyond, buddy."}, {"start": 10683.800000000001, "end": 10684.640000000001, "text": " Eh!"}, {"start": 10685.840000000002, "end": 10687.400000000001, "text": " Get you a dime beyond!"}, {"start": 10689.2, "end": 10692.04, "text": " Cos it's spookitology."}, {"start": 10759.800000000001, "end": 10766.800000000001, "text": " I'm going to talk to him while I was gone."}, {"start": 10766.800000000001, "end": 10783.800000000001, "text": " Did you have a good conversation?"}, {"start": 10783.800000000001, "end": 10784.800000000001, "text": " Where's the, uh, oh yeah."}, {"start": 10784.800000000001, "end": 10787.800000000001, "text": " Where's the hear me out to your chat, huh?"}, {"start": 10787.800000000001, "end": 10788.800000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 10788.800000000001, "end": 10801.36, "text": " No, go ahead. Where's the hear me out here? Where are they at? Where? Go ahead. Go ahead."}, {"start": 10801.36, "end": 10813.000000000002, "text": " Don't nod. If we all go do some hear me out, go ahead. Do a hear too. Chamber's wife just"}, {"start": 10813.0, "end": 10821.44, "text": " said, oh, he's cute if you look at him differently. Oh, trust me, chamber's wife, if there was"}, {"start": 10821.44, "end": 10829.48, "text": " one person in here that was going to find a way to somehow squeeze a hear me out in"}, {"start": 10829.48, "end": 10836.48, "text": " here. We know it was going to be you."}, {"start": 10846.76, "end": 10853.76, "text": " When did Case get a new webcam?"}, {"start": 10859.48, "end": 10864.359999999999, "text": " I'll cut this stream off."}, {"start": 10864.359999999999, "end": 10872.96, "text": " I will cut this stream off as we speak."}, {"start": 10872.96, "end": 10882.96, "text": " Anyway, lock in."}, {"start": 10882.96, "end": 10887.359999999999, "text": " This game looks good and then we're going to do some big dog after."}, {"start": 10887.36, "end": 10894.42, "text": " name of this game is not my dad is that y'all's dad chat because apparently it's not the characters in his games dad so it's"}, {"start": 10894.42, "end": 10904.880000000001, "text": " gotta be one of y'all is that y'all's dad not my dad he set the camera quality to 1080p okay well"}, {"start": 10904.880000000001, "end": 10908.960000000001, "text": " Well, all right."}, {"start": 10908.960000000001, "end": 10911.52, "text": " Hey, chat, y'all are cruising for a bruising up in here,"}, {"start": 10911.52, "end": 10912.02, "text": " buddy."}, {"start": 10912.02, "end": 10914.36, "text": " Hey, y'all are cruising for a bruising."}, {"start": 10917.44, "end": 10918.880000000001, "text": " Anyway, not my dad."}, {"start": 10918.880000000001, "end": 10919.380000000001, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 10925.2, "end": 10925.7, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 10933.04, "end": 10934.28, "text": " Free fire and mouse sensitivity."}, {"start": 10934.28, "end": 10935.12, "text": " I don't know the drill."}, {"start": 10935.12, "end": 10938.36, "text": " Graphics, we're going to ultrastarfortsystems.com."}, {"start": 10938.36, "end": 10940.24, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 10940.24, "end": 10941.08, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 10942.28, "end": 10943.28, "text": " Not my dad."}, {"start": 10964.28, "end": 10991.640000000001, "text": " It all started on another night when mom went to work at the hospital."}, {"start": 10991.64, "end": 10993.439999999999, "text": " She often worked double shifts,"}, {"start": 10993.439999999999, "end": 10996.08, "text": " and many times didn't come home to make dinner."}, {"start": 10996.08, "end": 10998.8, "text": " Dad had been acting strange for days,"}, {"start": 10998.8, "end": 11001.76, "text": " and that night he didn't make anything for us to eat."}, {"start": 11001.76, "end": 11004.0, "text": " That's, I'm having a hard time believing that."}, {"start": 11005.32, "end": 11007.88, "text": " I woke up hungry and decided to go to the kitchen"}, {"start": 11007.88, "end": 11008.92, "text": " to find something."}, {"start": 11014.64, "end": 11016.4, "text": " W mom though out there grinding,"}, {"start": 11016.4, "end": 11018.84, "text": " working double shifts at the hospital."}, {"start": 11018.84, "end": 11020.84, "text": " Can you make me something to eat?"}, {"start": 11020.84, "end": 11022.84, "text": " I got to turn sensitivity down."}, {"start": 11030.84, "end": 11031.84, "text": " You're beautiful case."}, {"start": 11031.84, "end": 11032.84, "text": " Yeah, you're banned."}, {"start": 11032.84, "end": 11034.84, "text": " That's the last time you talk down to me in here."}, {"start": 11038.84, "end": 11041.84, "text": " That is the last time I let you talk down to me in my stream."}, {"start": 11041.84, "end": 11042.84, "text": " You're out of here."}, {"start": 11044.84, "end": 11045.84, "text": " Yeah, you don't lost your mind."}, {"start": 11045.84, "end": 11047.84, "text": " They come here talking to me like that."}, {"start": 11048.84, "end": 11058.84, "text": " I'm not playing. Thank you. Uh red panda girl. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you."}, {"start": 11060.84, "end": 11066.84, "text": " Anyway, let's go find somebody eat mom working a double shift to the hospital and dad probably just sitting in a chair drinking."}, {"start": 11068.84, "end": 11072.84, "text": " I need my toys right here. Who knows some collectibles."}, {"start": 11072.84, "end": 11084.28, "text": " Wow, it is exactly as I'm getting flashbacks. Oh my goodness, I am getting flashbacks to"}, {"start": 11084.28, "end": 11101.0, "text": " schoolboy runaway right now. Lord have mercy. Look at it dog. Just look at it. Yo dad, what's"}, {"start": 11101.0, "end": 11112.68, "text": " you doing dad you won't go make us none to eat tonight I better go around so I"}, {"start": 11112.68, "end": 11119.84, "text": " don't bother dad man forget him dead beat"}, {"start": 11122.96, "end": 11128.68, "text": " I gotta make myself something to eat we even got no fridge in his house oh yeah"}, {"start": 11128.68, "end": 11132.6, "text": " we do my bad is catacorner fridge I don't know who's doing that who was the interior designer here"}, {"start": 11132.6, "end": 11140.6, "text": " because who was doing that Lord have mercy the whole fridge has one slice eats and a diet soda"}, {"start": 11144.84, "end": 11152.52, "text": " hey you know what at least it's something I have a very uneasy feeling right now"}, {"start": 11153.48, "end": 11155.48, "text": " Very uneasy"}, {"start": 11163.68, "end": 11168.16, "text": " Saturday case footage yo mods we got we got to get this on the controller"}, {"start": 11170.12, "end": 11172.12, "text": " Eat up the pizza"}, {"start": 11182.52, "end": 11189.76, "text": " By the way, a little tip for heating up pizza in the microwave."}, {"start": 11189.76, "end": 11200.640000000001, "text": " I have said this probably a couple dozen times on what do you mean here he goes?"}, {"start": 11200.640000000001, "end": 11201.960000000001, "text": " What do you mean here he goes?"}, {"start": 11201.960000000001, "end": 11203.960000000001, "text": " There's probably some people that haven't heard this."}, {"start": 11203.960000000001, "end": 11207.04, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11207.04, "end": 11222.0, "text": " If you are microwaving some pizza in the microwave, if you are microwaving some pizza in the microwave,"}, {"start": 11222.0, "end": 11223.0, "text": " I'm stupid."}, {"start": 11223.0, "end": 11225.640000000001, "text": " I said, if you're microwaving pizza in the microwave, you're obviously microwaving it"}, {"start": 11225.640000000001, "end": 11227.2, "text": " if you're doing it in the microwave."}, {"start": 11227.2, "end": 11233.6, "text": " But if you're microwaving some pizza and you put like a half of a glass of water in there,"}, {"start": 11233.6, "end": 11236.720000000001, "text": " like a glass, don't do no styrofoam."}, {"start": 11236.72, "end": 11240.4, "text": " If you put a half of a glass of water in sitting in there with the pizza, it comes"}, {"start": 11240.4, "end": 11244.599999999999, "text": " out just like it's fresh."}, {"start": 11244.599999999999, "end": 11252.96, "text": " So yeah, I've said that about a couple dozen times over my streaming career, but I'm dead"}, {"start": 11252.96, "end": 11253.96, "text": " serious."}, {"start": 11253.96, "end": 11259.48, "text": " It actually does like it works like for real."}, {"start": 11259.48, "end": 11261.199999999999, "text": " So I dump water on the pizza."}, {"start": 11261.199999999999, "end": 11262.199999999999, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 11262.199999999999, "end": 11264.96, "text": " Forget I said anything."}, {"start": 11264.960000000001, "end": 11275.400000000001, "text": " using with the five. This might be a little too long. The microwave just one slice of"}, {"start": 11275.400000000001, "end": 11283.880000000001, "text": " pizza. This thing is going to be like burnt. Let's see what they have watching. When you"}, {"start": 11283.880000000001, "end": 11285.880000000001, "text": " Suck it, Suck it?"}, {"start": 11290.02, "end": 11292.02, "text": " Put the plate on the table."}, {"start": 11295.980000000001, "end": 11299.820000000002, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. That looks like a good slice of pizza."}, {"start": 11313.880000000001, "end": 11318.880000000001, "text": " I have to play in the scene."}, {"start": 11318.880000000001, "end": 11324.880000000001, "text": " Can I do like a little inspection of the house to see the living situation?"}, {"start": 11324.880000000001, "end": 11328.880000000001, "text": " Not gonna lie, our mom needs to leave our dad and take us with her."}, {"start": 11328.880000000001, "end": 11333.880000000001, "text": " Because, no joke, she could probably afford a nice house."}, {"start": 11333.880000000001, "end": 11335.880000000001, "text": " She's over here working double shifts at the hospital."}, {"start": 11335.880000000001, "end": 11339.880000000001, "text": " You know she could afford something nice while we're in here."}, {"start": 11339.880000000001, "end": 11341.880000000001, "text": " Even no pain or nothing on the walls"}, {"start": 11347.320000000002, "end": 11351.580000000002, "text": " Drink the soda I wonder if he's gonna get mad that we're eating the last thing out of the fridge"}, {"start": 11358.000000000002, "end": 11360.000000000002, "text": " Go back to bed"}, {"start": 11362.52, "end": 11367.220000000001, "text": " All right, good night dad enjoy your soccer game"}, {"start": 11369.880000000001, "end": 11372.04, "text": " I'm going to go back to bed."}, {"start": 11372.04, "end": 11372.960000000001, "text": " Now, school tomorrow."}, {"start": 11377.800000000001, "end": 11381.04, "text": " What's this book?"}, {"start": 11381.04, "end": 11385.28, "text": " Flesh, Gate, the Skin Thief."}, {"start": 11385.28, "end": 11388.320000000002, "text": " This book tells the story of a creature that mimics human voices"}, {"start": 11388.320000000002, "end": 11390.720000000001, "text": " and appearances to lure its victims."}, {"start": 11390.720000000001, "end": 11393.000000000002, "text": " Popular on creepypasta forums, it"}, {"start": 11393.000000000002, "end": 11395.580000000002, "text": " was adapted into collections of children's stories"}, {"start": 11395.580000000002, "end": 11398.160000000002, "text": " using several rural schools."}, {"start": 11398.16, "end": 11401.78, "text": " The children all know the rhyme by heart."}, {"start": 11401.78, "end": 11405.28, "text": " On the back of the book, handwritten in red ink,"}, {"start": 11405.28, "end": 11407.72, "text": " if the skin isn't yours, don't trust what you see."}, {"start": 11407.72, "end": 11411.52, "text": " The skin thieves swaps at night, looking for someone to deceive."}, {"start": 11411.52, "end": 11414.84, "text": " That was kind of tough for my mom going to the hospital."}, {"start": 11414.84, "end": 11417.039999999999, "text": " Mama always tells me to brush my teeth before bed."}, {"start": 11417.039999999999, "end": 11420.56, "text": " Yo, W mom, man, she's the only one in this relationship"}, {"start": 11420.56, "end": 11423.8, "text": " that either cares about us."}, {"start": 11423.8, "end": 11426.0, "text": " Dad don't care if I brush my teeth or not."}, {"start": 11426.0, "end": 11427.2, "text": " He don't care if I."}, {"start": 11427.2, "end": 11429.2, "text": " You probably don't care if I go to bed."}, {"start": 11432.2, "end": 11434.2, "text": " Go around so I don't disturb you."}, {"start": 11439.2, "end": 11441.2, "text": " Is this the bathroom? Yes it is."}, {"start": 11453.2, "end": 11456.2, "text": " Walk in front of the TV? I don't think it'll let me."}, {"start": 11457.2, "end": 11459.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11463.12, "end": 11465.28, "text": " Can't go any farther. Well, I mean there's a wall there"}, {"start": 11466.240000000002, "end": 11467.76, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 11467.76, "end": 11469.76, "text": " I'll just brush our teeth"}, {"start": 11469.76, "end": 11475.2, "text": " Look look at all this dirty laundry sitting out. He'll do nothing around here"}, {"start": 11476.960000000001, "end": 11480.800000000001, "text": " This is pathetic dad saying this all in my head not out loud"}, {"start": 11487.2, "end": 11494.2, "text": " No, no, no two-paste or water none."}, {"start": 11494.2, "end": 11495.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11495.2, "end": 11499.2, "text": " Go back to bed."}, {"start": 11499.2, "end": 11505.2, "text": " That shadow is crazy."}, {"start": 11505.2, "end": 11513.2, "text": " That shadow is crazy, man."}, {"start": 11513.2, "end": 11515.2, "text": " Easy man!"}, {"start": 11515.2, "end": 11517.2, "text": " Oh yeah, I do gotta go now."}, {"start": 11520.2, "end": 11523.2, "text": " Anybody else got a very uneasy feeling right now?"}, {"start": 11528.2, "end": 11529.2, "text": " Hey kid, what are you doing out of bed?"}, {"start": 11529.2, "end": 11531.2, "text": " I was hungry dad."}, {"start": 11531.2, "end": 11533.2, "text": " Go back to your room right now."}, {"start": 11543.2, "end": 11559.2, "text": " the game's not too much for you now. Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off."}, {"start": 11559.2, "end": 11566.2, "text": " That's why I said Shrek."}, {"start": 11566.2, "end": 11578.960000000001, "text": " All right, good night dad."}, {"start": 11578.960000000001, "end": 11580.6, "text": " Don't insult Shrek like that."}, {"start": 11580.6, "end": 11584.320000000002, "text": " True actually, yeah, not for real."}, {"start": 11584.320000000002, "end": 11585.320000000002, "text": " Night two."}, {"start": 11585.320000000002, "end": 11588.04, "text": " Mom came home today to make dinner."}, {"start": 11588.04, "end": 11591.880000000001, "text": " Afterwards, she went back to the hospital to work."}, {"start": 11591.880000000001, "end": 11594.880000000001, "text": " Luckily, she let me take a soda to my room."}, {"start": 11594.880000000001, "end": 11598.080000000002, "text": " I drank the whole can while finishing my homework."}, {"start": 11598.080000000002, "end": 11600.44, "text": " After that, I had to go to the bathroom to pee."}, {"start": 11603.480000000001, "end": 11606.960000000001, "text": " Why is she staying with this humonculus?"}, {"start": 11606.960000000001, "end": 11608.52, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 11609.800000000001, "end": 11613.2, "text": " You got a good job, you probably make good money."}, {"start": 11613.2, "end": 11617.960000000001, "text": " Just take me, of course, and let's get out of here."}, {"start": 11618.04, "end": 11632.320000000002, "text": " I mean, it looks like somebody poured him into the chair, like liquid, like it looks"}, {"start": 11632.320000000002, "end": 11633.320000000002, "text": " like he's poured it."}, {"start": 11633.320000000002, "end": 11634.320000000002, "text": " I gotta go pee pee."}, {"start": 11634.320000000002, "end": 11635.320000000002, "text": " Yeah, let me see."}, {"start": 11635.320000000002, "end": 11646.320000000002, "text": " Like a, like a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big,"}, {"start": 11646.32, "end": 11652.72, "text": " Y'all ever see like a like a big cat that's like a chunky cat where it like lays in a cat bed or a box or it's like somebody poured it in there?"}, {"start": 11658.24, "end": 11660.24, "text": " I swear that's what bro looks like, bro"}, {"start": 11664.16, "end": 11666.16, "text": " I don't look to the side you gonna miss"}, {"start": 11666.16, "end": 11676.16, "text": " We ain't gonna do no hand wash?"}, {"start": 11676.16, "end": 11678.16, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 11678.16, "end": 11682.16, "text": " Like father, like son."}, {"start": 11682.16, "end": 11688.16, "text": " Mom's over here working double shifts at the hospital to"}, {"start": 11688.16, "end": 11698.72, "text": " are sitting here watching sports all night. Why are you even watching sports? Another"}, {"start": 11698.72, "end": 11702.52, "text": " person's disappeared without a trace in the southernmost part of the state. This time"}, {"start": 11702.52, "end": 11707.119999999999, "text": " the dispensers reported late yesterday afternoon in a residential area. Wait, where'd our"}, {"start": 11707.12, "end": 11709.12, "text": " I'm sorry to add you."}, {"start": 11737.12, "end": 11757.12, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 11757.12, "end": 11763.12, "text": " Blackout."}, {"start": 11763.12, "end": 11792.240000000002, "text": " floor. Smell like a walrus. By the way, where did he go? And also, is he a serial killer?"}, {"start": 11792.24, "end": 11795.92, "text": " Police have not released the victim's identity, but they say the search is still ongoing."}, {"start": 11795.92, "end": 11802.24, "text": " Neighbors reported hearing nothing unusual the previous night."}, {"start": 11802.24, "end": 11805.6, "text": " With the latest case, the number of disappearances reported in the area since the beginning"}, {"start": 11805.6, "end": 11807.92, "text": " of the month has reached 15."}, {"start": 11807.92, "end": 11809.92, "text": " Police are continuing their investigation."}, {"start": 11809.92, "end": 11811.8, "text": " We now return to our regular programming."}, {"start": 11811.8, "end": 11814.8, "text": " Let me get back."}, {"start": 11814.8, "end": 11816.039999999999, "text": " Let me get back."}, {"start": 11816.039999999999, "end": 11817.039999999999, "text": " Where is he at?"}, {"start": 11817.039999999999, "end": 11820.039999999999, "text": " Should I go snooping?"}, {"start": 11820.04, "end": 11843.04, "text": " I shouldn't be doing this I'm going back to bed I'm going back to bed I forget this by the way is this house made a cardboard because that looks like stacks of cardboard on the floor so but I don't look like cardboard"}, {"start": 11850.04, "end": 11857.640000000001, "text": " Alright, I'm going back to bed."}, {"start": 11857.640000000001, "end": 11867.0, "text": " So that news article kind of like concerns me because like, is our dad a serial killer?"}, {"start": 11867.0, "end": 11868.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11868.0, "end": 11870.960000000001, "text": " What's he doing?"}, {"start": 11870.960000000001, "end": 11878.0, "text": " Did he just walk out of our closet?"}, {"start": 11878.0, "end": 11880.0, "text": " Why was he in our closet?"}, {"start": 11892.64, "end": 11894.08, "text": " It must have been my imagination."}, {"start": 11894.08, "end": 11895.2, "text": " No, I'm streaming."}, {"start": 11895.2, "end": 11895.7, "text": " I saw it."}, {"start": 11895.7, "end": 11896.4, "text": " Watch the VOD."}, {"start": 11899.72, "end": 11901.28, "text": " No, you better watch the VOD."}, {"start": 11901.28, "end": 11901.88, "text": " It was real."}, {"start": 11908.0, "end": 11915.44, "text": " No, this game is creepy."}, {"start": 11915.44, "end": 11917.44, "text": " Night 3."}, {"start": 11917.44, "end": 11920.16, "text": " Runs with Gigi."}, {"start": 11920.16, "end": 11923.88, "text": " Since mom was home, we had our usual family dinner."}, {"start": 11923.88, "end": 11927.84, "text": " She wouldn't stop talking about work, but dad was quieter than usual."}, {"start": 11927.84, "end": 11932.08, "text": " I was the last one to leave the table as always, so I took my plate to the sink and"}, {"start": 11932.08, "end": 11944.64, "text": " brush my teeth to go to bed. So is mom home right now? Can I talk to her and be like hey,"}, {"start": 11944.64, "end": 11951.16, "text": " I saw dad he was in my closet last night when I went to bed. Of course he's just always"}, {"start": 11951.16, "end": 11953.16, "text": " There just always"}, {"start": 11958.3, "end": 11960.3, "text": " Go brush my teeth"}, {"start": 11969.34, "end": 11971.34, "text": " Dad"}, {"start": 11976.72, "end": 11978.72, "text": " Dad"}, {"start": 11981.16, "end": 11994.88, "text": " I'm gonna close that door behind me though, because I'm scared."}, {"start": 11994.88, "end": 11995.88, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 11995.88, "end": 11996.88, "text": " Oh my goodness, accurate."}, {"start": 11996.88, "end": 11997.88, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 11997.880000000001, "end": 12009.880000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, accurate."}, {"start": 12009.880000000001, "end": 12015.880000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, accurate."}, {"start": 12015.880000000001, "end": 12017.880000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12045.880000000001, "end": 12046.720000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12050.220000000001, "end": 12052.62, "text": " Oh, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 12061.18, "end": 12063.720000000001, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 12075.880000000001, "end": 12089.000000000002, "text": " He's going back to what he's been doing."}, {"start": 12089.000000000002, "end": 12090.76, "text": " Fine dad, what do you mean fine dad?"}, {"start": 12090.76, "end": 12094.800000000001, "text": " He's literally in our closet right here."}, {"start": 12094.800000000001, "end": 12095.800000000001, "text": " He's in there!"}, {"start": 12095.800000000001, "end": 12102.800000000001, "text": " The TV's off for the first time in this whole game."}, {"start": 12102.800000000001, "end": 12104.800000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 12104.800000000001, "end": 12110.800000000001, "text": " Some death nurse with the five."}, {"start": 12110.800000000001, "end": 12112.800000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12112.800000000001, "end": 12116.800000000001, "text": " Another missing man is found, but family says that's not him."}, {"start": 12116.800000000001, "end": 12118.800000000001, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 12118.800000000001, "end": 12122.800000000001, "text": " The man who went missing last Thursday was found early yesterday morning,"}, {"start": 12122.800000000001, "end": 12128.52, "text": " walking in circles near the town square barefoot despite the cold when"}, {"start": 12128.52, "end": 12133.480000000001, "text": " approached by police he did not resist he simply smiled his wife upon seeing him"}, {"start": 12133.480000000001, "end": 12140.44, "text": " stepped back and repeated three times that's not him wait a minute so has"}, {"start": 12140.44, "end": 12152.24, "text": " Does that same thing happen to our dad?"}, {"start": 12152.24, "end": 12156.720000000001, "text": " This is the third case this month in which missing persons have returned to their homes,"}, {"start": 12156.720000000001, "end": 12160.04, "text": " only for families to claim they don't recognize."}, {"start": 12160.04, "end": 12164.44, "text": " Police are treating the incidents as isolated cases, but residents are already talking about"}, {"start": 12164.44, "end": 12170.24, "text": " something, imitating people or wearing their skin."}, {"start": 12170.24, "end": 12172.24, "text": " That was like the book in our room."}, {"start": 12192.24, "end": 12194.24, "text": " The closet's open."}, {"start": 12197.24, "end": 12199.24, "text": " Check the closet's open."}, {"start": 12200.24, "end": 12201.24, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12201.24, "end": 12202.24, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 12202.24, "end": 12203.24, "text": " Oh, that's Mom!"}, {"start": 12203.24, "end": 12204.24, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 12204.24, "end": 12207.24, "text": " Sweetie, what are you doing in the house?"}, {"start": 12207.24, "end": 12223.4, "text": " I thought I saw Dad going to my closet."}, {"start": 12223.4, "end": 12229.24, "text": " By the way, ma'am, what are you doing with this thing, by the way?"}, {"start": 12229.24, "end": 12236.199999999999, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 12236.199999999999, "end": 12241.68, "text": " She over here walking around looking like Halle Berry and she is married to this humonculus"}, {"start": 12241.68, "end": 12248.92, "text": " monster."}, {"start": 12248.92, "end": 12251.92, "text": " Dad is that you?"}, {"start": 12251.92, "end": 12253.92, "text": " BAAAGH!"}, {"start": 12257.12, "end": 12259.12, "text": " Continues..."}, {"start": 12262.0, "end": 12264.0, "text": " NOOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 12265.84, "end": 12271.04, "text": " That's gonna be an absolute banger when this comes out. Oh my goodness. I need that game to come out."}, {"start": 12272.08, "end": 12277.04, "text": " Oh, that is gonna be an absolute banger. Oh, man, that is gonna be a banger."}, {"start": 12278.0, "end": 12280.0, "text": " WDEMO."}, {"start": 12280.0, "end": 12286.68, "text": " Actually, W demo. No joke. I will own a play big dog lock in. I've been feeding a play big dog all day"}, {"start": 12289.68, "end": 12294.48, "text": " Yeah, y'all remember the hot dog game for last night. Yeah, we continue in that baby. I"}, {"start": 12296.24, "end": 12298.24, "text": " Been wanting to play this game"}, {"start": 12301.48, "end": 12304.04, "text": " So if you were not here yesterday, by the way"}, {"start": 12305.64, "end": 12307.64, "text": " If you were not here yesterday"}, {"start": 12307.64, "end": 12314.64, "text": " By the way, were you here yesterday? Were you?"}, {"start": 12318.64, "end": 12321.64, "text": " Were you here yesterday?"}, {"start": 12327.64, "end": 12331.64, "text": " If you were not here yesterday..."}, {"start": 12337.64, "end": 12347.0, "text": " If you were not here yesterday, this name, the name of this game is Meat Grinder and I'll"}, {"start": 12347.0, "end": 12351.279999999999, "text": " give you a quick recap."}, {"start": 12351.279999999999, "end": 12359.76, "text": " This game is like a simulation slash horror game where we run our own hot dog store and"}, {"start": 12359.76, "end": 12366.76, "text": " last night we opened up, we named it Big Dog by the way, we named it Big Dog."}, {"start": 12366.76, "end": 12373.16, "text": " night this random old man walked into my room because I sleep in the store because you know"}, {"start": 12373.16, "end": 12378.92, "text": " times are tough out here I gotta sleep in the store it is what it is he made us go to the cemetery"}, {"start": 12378.92, "end": 12386.2, "text": " and dig a dead body up we grinded the dead body and served it as hot dogs to my customers"}, {"start": 12387.800000000001, "end": 12393.960000000001, "text": " don't tell nobody no but that is what has happened that has led up to this"}, {"start": 12393.960000000001, "end": 12400.080000000002, "text": " So we are continuing the adventure."}, {"start": 12400.080000000002, "end": 12402.76, "text": " And this is the guy by the way that made us do it."}, {"start": 12402.76, "end": 12405.04, "text": " What's you want man?"}, {"start": 12405.04, "end": 12407.12, "text": " You probably need meat for tomorrow."}, {"start": 12407.12, "end": 12409.04, "text": " You know how to get it."}, {"start": 12409.04, "end": 12412.720000000001, "text": " That stupid butcher ripped you off and you need to make up for it."}, {"start": 12412.720000000001, "end": 12414.560000000001, "text": " No, never again."}, {"start": 12414.560000000001, "end": 12415.560000000001, "text": " I can't do that."}, {"start": 12415.560000000001, "end": 12416.560000000001, "text": " Chad, I have morals."}, {"start": 12416.560000000001, "end": 12418.04, "text": " I can't do this."}, {"start": 12418.04, "end": 12419.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12419.04, "end": 12421.04, "text": " Are you insane?"}, {"start": 12421.04, "end": 12423.480000000001, "text": " You'll go bankrupt because of that butcher."}, {"start": 12423.48, "end": 12427.119999999999, "text": " I don't care, I'd never do something like that to anyone."}, {"start": 12427.119999999999, "end": 12428.68, "text": " Suit yourself."}, {"start": 12428.68, "end": 12431.64, "text": " But remember, more customers will come every day."}, {"start": 12431.64, "end": 12433.08, "text": " And if you get into too much debt,"}, {"start": 12433.08, "end": 12435.68, "text": " they'll rip the shop right out of your hands."}, {"start": 12437.64, "end": 12439.88, "text": " Sir, I can't serve human meat here."}, {"start": 12439.88, "end": 12441.56, "text": " I don't care what you say."}, {"start": 12442.68, "end": 12444.64, "text": " I cannot serve human meat."}, {"start": 12446.52, "end": 12447.68, "text": " Matter of fact,"}, {"start": 12449.72, "end": 12452.119999999999, "text": " why is the grill still..."}, {"start": 12453.48, "end": 12465.0, "text": " by the way you can see that we actually named the joint no don't open don't open"}, {"start": 12465.0, "end": 12479.4, "text": " don't open we actually named it big dog we actually we named it big dog"}, {"start": 12479.4, "end": 12485.76, "text": " We have currently this place is a mess. Should I clean up before morrow shift?"}, {"start": 12485.76, "end": 12488.96, "text": " SACHA TITERS!"}, {"start": 12488.96, "end": 12495.32, "text": " Yeah let's clean up before tomorrow shift lowkey this is looking nasty in here."}, {"start": 12495.32, "end": 12500.44, "text": " I'm up late at night I'm so committed to this restaurant chat I'm up late at"}, {"start": 12500.44, "end": 12506.119999999999, "text": " night like mopping and cleaning up trash like three in the morning."}, {"start": 12509.4, "end": 12513.4, "text": " There's so many hot dogs, but can I hire somebody? Oh my god."}, {"start": 12515.4, "end": 12517.4, "text": " That music tough."}, {"start": 12519.4, "end": 12522.4, "text": " And currently we have $96 to our name."}, {"start": 12523.4, "end": 12526.4, "text": " Wait, am I going to be able to afford to buy some hot dogs for tomorrow?"}, {"start": 12528.4, "end": 12529.4, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 12532.4, "end": 12534.4, "text": " Kobe! I made that."}, {"start": 12534.4, "end": 12559.68, "text": " What was that GIF, what GIF?"}, {"start": 12559.68, "end": 12563.68, "text": " That's not what I do here."}, {"start": 12563.68, "end": 12565.68, "text": " We go"}, {"start": 12565.68, "end": 12568.880000000001, "text": " Middle of the night by the way, that's how committed I am to running this restaurant"}, {"start": 12570.56, "end": 12573.720000000001, "text": " Do we just leave the jukebox play it all night?"}, {"start": 12578.24, "end": 12581.84, "text": " Left side face cam hear me out with the fight. All right, hold on"}, {"start": 12581.84, "end": 12585.4, "text": " I should have just went to the open but I don't know who to play so I actually have"}, {"start": 12585.68, "end": 12587.68, "text": " Brian by word because we don't have a"}, {"start": 12587.68, "end": 12604.36, "text": " All right, we have ninety six dollars. Can I afford some stock for tomorrow's shift hold on?"}, {"start": 12606.64, "end": 12608.64, "text": " The markets closed at this hour"}, {"start": 12617.68, "end": 12629.68, "text": " That's the- this police in this?!"}, {"start": 12629.68, "end": 12630.68, "text": " WHAT?!"}, {"start": 12630.68, "end": 12645.56, "text": " Chat, we don't have any meat to stock to sell tomorrow's hot dogs."}, {"start": 12645.56, "end": 12649.76, "text": " And we only have $96."}, {"start": 12649.76, "end": 12652.24, "text": " Is this morally correct?"}, {"start": 12652.24, "end": 12654.08, "text": " Absolutely not."}, {"start": 12654.08, "end": 12655.56, "text": " But do we got to make a living?"}, {"start": 12655.56, "end": 12658.439999999999, "text": " Does the big dog got to stay open?"}, {"start": 12658.439999999999, "end": 12659.439999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12659.439999999999, "end": 12663.439999999999, "text": " You got to do it at night, it is night."}, {"start": 12663.439999999999, "end": 12667.439999999999, "text": " With peace patrol in the graveyard."}, {"start": 12667.439999999999, "end": 12674.439999999999, "text": " Go left, go left, go left."}, {"start": 12674.44, "end": 12683.800000000001, "text": " I can't get away with it. I can't do this anyway. I wasn't gonna do it anyway. I wasn't"}, {"start": 12683.800000000001, "end": 12687.6, "text": " even gonna do it. No, I wasn't gonna do it anyway. Let's go to bed and open up shop"}, {"start": 12687.6, "end": 12695.04, "text": " tomorrow do we have any need in here Lord have mercy we don't know me"}, {"start": 12701.640000000001, "end": 12710.68, "text": " teacher we don't have any hot dogs we don't have any hot dogs open the"}, {"start": 12710.68, "end": 12715.640000000001, "text": " restaurant hold on can I afford any we have $96"}, {"start": 12717.6, "end": 12720.6, "text": " Wait, we can get a cow carcass!"}, {"start": 12728.6, "end": 12730.6, "text": " Or should we buy a pre-made?"}, {"start": 12742.6, "end": 12744.6, "text": " The cow!"}, {"start": 12744.6, "end": 12749.960000000001, "text": " Okay, let's get a cow carcass. Let's have this delivered"}, {"start": 12751.92, "end": 12759.48, "text": " Let's go check our mustard stock real quick too. How's our mustard doing we got two cans of mustard one of them's almost empty"}, {"start": 12759.48, "end": 12761.48, "text": " That should be able to give it to"}, {"start": 12768.56, "end": 12773.16, "text": " Do we need wrappers we need buns and wrappers too, so here's what we're gonna order"}, {"start": 12773.16, "end": 12783.16, "text": " order. Let's order. Cal carcass. We need we need"}, {"start": 12783.16, "end": 12789.16, "text": " rappers and buns. Order. There we go. Chat locking. We're not"}, {"start": 12789.16, "end": 12792.16, "text": " serving human meat today. Matter of fact, we've never done it."}, {"start": 12792.16, "end": 12798.16, "text": " Where to have rappers? Oh my goodness. Why didn't y'all tell me"}, {"start": 12798.16, "end": 12802.16, "text": " we had rappers in stock? What have y'all done? Chat y'all are"}, {"start": 12802.16, "end": 12809.16, "text": " I got a bunch of it, hold up."}, {"start": 12809.16, "end": 12820.16, "text": " See Chad, we have vores, we're not serving humans today."}, {"start": 12820.16, "end": 12829.16, "text": " I mean we're serving humans, but we're not serving them humans."}, {"start": 12829.16, "end": 12831.16, "text": " Why didn't it work?"}, {"start": 12834.16, "end": 12836.16, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 12837.16, "end": 12838.16, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 12838.16, "end": 12839.16, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 12839.16, "end": 12840.16, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 12841.16, "end": 12845.16, "text": " This is just one of the job chat we have from farm to table."}, {"start": 12845.16, "end": 12847.16, "text": " As they say."}, {"start": 12850.16, "end": 12852.16, "text": " From farm to table."}, {"start": 12854.16, "end": 12856.16, "text": " From cemetery to table too."}, {"start": 12859.16, "end": 12863.16, "text": " All right, get this lead here."}, {"start": 12863.16, "end": 12865.16, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 12865.16, "end": 12868.16, "text": " Look to the ground, oh thank you."}, {"start": 12868.16, "end": 12870.16, "text": " This is why I'm vegan."}, {"start": 12870.16, "end": 12873.16, "text": " Look, we had to serve human meat once."}, {"start": 12873.16, "end": 12875.16, "text": " Times were tough."}, {"start": 12875.16, "end": 12877.16, "text": " It is what it is, okay."}, {"start": 12877.16, "end": 12878.16, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 12878.16, "end": 12880.16, "text": " It's not gonna happen again."}, {"start": 12883.16, "end": 12885.16, "text": " Wait, chat, where my bread at?"}, {"start": 12885.16, "end": 12887.16, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 12887.16, "end": 12889.16, "text": " Blair Box."}, {"start": 12889.16, "end": 12891.16, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 12891.16, "end": 12893.16, "text": " You'll love to see it."}, {"start": 12893.16, "end": 12895.16, "text": " Are we ready to open?"}, {"start": 12895.16, "end": 12897.16, "text": " You think Gordon Ramsay will come in here"}, {"start": 12897.16, "end": 12899.16, "text": " and enjoy the food?"}, {"start": 12899.16, "end": 12901.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12901.16, "end": 12903.16, "text": " Let's get one of these grinding."}, {"start": 12903.16, "end": 12905.16, "text": " Let's get the stoves heated up."}, {"start": 12905.16, "end": 12907.16, "text": " Grind that."}, {"start": 12907.16, "end": 12909.16, "text": " Let's grind another one"}, {"start": 12909.16, "end": 12911.16, "text": " because we know we're going to have a lunch rush."}, {"start": 12911.16, "end": 12913.16, "text": " We're suffering from success."}, {"start": 12913.16, "end": 12915.16, "text": " We're suffering from sick death."}, {"start": 12918.16, "end": 12922.16, "text": " We have $60 to our name chat. Let's make some money."}, {"start": 12923.16, "end": 12927.16, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, Big Dog is open."}, {"start": 12927.16, "end": 12931.16, "text": " Once more, you feeling hungry?"}, {"start": 12931.16, "end": 12934.16, "text": " Come into Big Dogs and get you a hot dog."}, {"start": 12934.16, "end": 12936.16, "text": " From farm to table."}, {"start": 12936.16, "end": 12939.16, "text": " No synthetic work. Bad ingredients."}, {"start": 12943.16, "end": 12947.84, "text": " How are you doing on this fine evening, ma'am?"}, {"start": 12947.84, "end": 12949.72, "text": " What kind of, what kind of cheapness is this?"}, {"start": 12949.72, "end": 12951.68, "text": " No drinks at all."}, {"start": 12951.68, "end": 12968.4, "text": " Whatever, just give me something dry."}, {"start": 12968.4, "end": 12972.68, "text": " I'm over here pouring my heart out into this job."}, {"start": 12972.68, "end": 12976.36, "text": " to make sure my customers have a beautiful pleasant experience."}, {"start": 12976.36, "end": 12979.42, "text": " And the first thing I get, first customer of the day,"}, {"start": 12979.42, "end": 12982.460000000001, "text": " is a complaint because we don't serve drinks."}, {"start": 12982.460000000001, "end": 12985.0, "text": " Man, we opened up two days ago."}, {"start": 12985.0, "end": 12987.08, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 12987.08, "end": 12988.36, "text": " Get these hot dogs going."}, {"start": 12988.36, "end": 12989.04, "text": " Put this over here."}, {"start": 12989.04, "end": 12989.92, "text": " I'm not wasting that."}, {"start": 12989.92, "end": 12992.16, "text": " Put this like right here or something."}, {"start": 12992.16, "end": 12993.6, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12993.6, "end": 12994.84, "text": " All right, hold on, y'all."}, {"start": 12994.84, "end": 12996.2, "text": " We're getting these hot dogs going."}, {"start": 12996.2, "end": 12997.92, "text": " They are fresh."}, {"start": 12997.92, "end": 13002.32, "text": " Just got him out of the simit- the- the- the- the- the- the farm."}, {"start": 13003.32, "end": 13006.52, "text": " These- these aren't actually from the farm. We didn't get nobody this time."}, {"start": 13006.52, "end": 13009.82, "text": " I mean, ever. We didn't do that ever. Just- just try to- okay."}, {"start": 13012.52, "end": 13014.02, "text": " My dog is done."}, {"start": 13014.42, "end": 13018.92, "text": " There we go. She wants some mustard on that. One, two. Get a little bit of that-"}, {"start": 13020.52, "end": 13022.32, "text": " A little bit of that mustard on it."}, {"start": 13022.52, "end": 13026.82, "text": " You have yourself a beautiful night, ma'am. Don't you come here complaining again either. I didn't like that."}, {"start": 13027.92, "end": 13030.92, "text": " Okay, put them on the lines."}, {"start": 13030.92, "end": 13032.66, "text": " Boom, Chad, look at this."}, {"start": 13032.66, "end": 13036.2, "text": " Look at this efficiency from your boy."}, {"start": 13036.2, "end": 13037.7, "text": " There we go, right there."}, {"start": 13037.7, "end": 13039.2, "text": " How, who came in second?"}, {"start": 13039.2, "end": 13040.36, "text": " Hold on, what's that?"}, {"start": 13040.36, "end": 13041.86, "text": " How can I help you?"}, {"start": 13041.86, "end": 13047.86, "text": " I guess it would have killed you to have drinks."}, {"start": 13047.86, "end": 13050.44, "text": " I am being so nice."}, {"start": 13058.32, "end": 13063.16, "text": " Look y'all, I just opened this business two days ago."}, {"start": 13065.86, "end": 13068.18, "text": " Y'all are real lucky y'all weren't here yesterday."}, {"start": 13068.18, "end": 13069.7, "text": " I'm not gonna go any farther on that."}, {"start": 13069.7, "end": 13072.82, "text": " I'm not gonna say why y'all are lucky y'all wasn't here."}, {"start": 13072.82, "end": 13075.74, "text": " But I'm just saying, we're gonna add drinks"}, {"start": 13075.74, "end": 13080.74, "text": " other stuff stop just please relax"}, {"start": 13081.74, "end": 13089.74, "text": " leave this room get on with it and prepare"}, {"start": 13089.74, "end": 13097.14, "text": " whatever you have now yes ma'am"}, {"start": 13097.14, "end": 13101.14, "text": " Hot dog with mustard. Sure thing."}, {"start": 13109.859999999999, "end": 13114.099999999999, "text": " Hot dog with mustard, ma'am. I got that coming right up."}, {"start": 13114.099999999999, "end": 13119.539999999999, "text": " Most certainly do. A little bit of mustard on that. There you go. Get the"}, {"start": 13119.539999999999, "end": 13125.22, "text": " wrapper. There you are, ma'am. You have yourself a beautiful night."}, {"start": 13125.220000000001, "end": 13129.840000000002, "text": " How you doing sir? My throat's robbed, I don't have any other choice."}, {"start": 13129.840000000002, "end": 13135.220000000001, "text": " During a gas station down the street? Is everybody in here gonna complain because I don't have drinks today?"}, {"start": 13135.220000000001, "end": 13137.220000000001, "text": " Y'all want a hot dog or not?"}, {"start": 13141.220000000001, "end": 13143.220000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy!"}, {"start": 13146.220000000001, "end": 13151.220000000001, "text": " You can prepare some. Okay, what you want? Hot dog with mustard on it."}, {"start": 13151.220000000001, "end": 13154.44, "text": " Ah, Lee, just ungrateful customer."}, {"start": 13154.44, "end": 13155.960000000001, "text": " It's ridiculous."}, {"start": 13159.240000000002, "end": 13161.560000000001, "text": " There you go, sir, thank you so much."}, {"start": 13161.560000000001, "end": 13162.560000000001, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 13162.560000000001, "end": 13164.560000000001, "text": " Hello, chef, can you make me a hot?"}, {"start": 13164.560000000001, "end": 13166.560000000001, "text": " Yes, I sure can."}, {"start": 13166.560000000001, "end": 13168.68, "text": " See, that's what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 13168.68, "end": 13170.36, "text": " Matter of fact, I'm gonna get this one reheated"}, {"start": 13170.36, "end": 13171.640000000001, "text": " for you right quick."}, {"start": 13171.640000000001, "end": 13174.04, "text": " We'll put a little bit of toast on that bun."}, {"start": 13174.04, "end": 13174.880000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 13176.640000000001, "end": 13178.240000000002, "text": " There we go, got a wrapper on it."}, {"start": 13178.240000000002, "end": 13179.240000000002, "text": " You will muster on that."}, {"start": 13179.24, "end": 13182.539999999999, "text": " Sorry, yes you do. Put a little bit of mustard on top of some b-"}, {"start": 13182.539999999999, "end": 13183.039999999999, "text": " Eugh!"}, {"start": 13184.44, "end": 13188.44, "text": " You have yourself a great day, sir. Thank you so much for choosing Big Dog."}, {"start": 13188.44, "end": 13191.44, "text": " How you doing, ma'am? May I have a hot dog?"}, {"start": 13191.44, "end": 13194.44, "text": " You most certainly can."}, {"start": 13194.44, "end": 13198.44, "text": " Yes, you can, ma'am. Thank you so much for being my life."}, {"start": 13198.44, "end": 13200.44, "text": " Hot dog with mustard."}, {"start": 13200.44, "end": 13202.44, "text": " Tom Bossam."}, {"start": 13202.44, "end": 13203.44, "text": " Eugh!"}, {"start": 13203.44, "end": 13206.44, "text": " Hot dog with mustard. Get a wrapper on that."}, {"start": 13206.44, "end": 13207.44, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13207.44, "end": 13208.44, "text": " There's something right now."}, {"start": 13208.44, "end": 13210.44, "text": " Where are my customers at?"}, {"start": 13210.44, "end": 13215.44, "text": " Yeah, where are my, where are my customers at?"}, {"start": 13215.44, "end": 13218.44, "text": " This place was packed yesterday when I was serving human hot dogs."}, {"start": 13228.44, "end": 13230.44, "text": " Oh, I didn't see y'all standing in my bed."}, {"start": 13230.44, "end": 13232.44, "text": " I gotta get more hot dogs."}, {"start": 13232.44, "end": 13233.44, "text": " Just one second, y'all."}, {"start": 13233.44, "end": 13235.44, "text": " I know there's a little bit of a wait where I start up."}, {"start": 13235.44, "end": 13243.52, "text": " Hold on. Can I add drinks now? You think Chad? Hold on. Can I add drinks like right now? Hold on."}, {"start": 13246.0, "end": 13246.560000000001, "text": " Mark it."}, {"start": 13249.76, "end": 13253.76, "text": " Wait. Do I have a machine that serves drinks?"}, {"start": 13253.76, "end": 13264.7, "text": " Wait, we can buy the repair thing to fix how much repair they call"}, {"start": 13264.7, "end": 13266.7, "text": " Oh, my honey, it's 15,000."}, {"start": 13275.7, "end": 13277.7, "text": " You got a nice job, man."}, {"start": 13279.7, "end": 13280.7, "text": " We're gonna wait a little bit."}, {"start": 13280.7, "end": 13283.7, "text": " Hey, drinks are gonna be coming soon, y'all."}, {"start": 13283.7, "end": 13284.7, "text": " How can I help you, ma'am?"}, {"start": 13284.7, "end": 13287.7, "text": " Oh, I gotta get my, oh, some pancake!"}, {"start": 13291.7, "end": 13292.7, "text": " There we go. Get down."}, {"start": 13292.7, "end": 13304.7, "text": " that would be cheaper to get free dead bodies in the cemetery, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 13304.7, "end": 13307.86, "text": " I imagine how much money we would save if we just go to the cemetery, dig up bodies"}, {"start": 13307.86, "end": 13308.86, "text": " and cook them."}, {"start": 13308.86, "end": 13309.86, "text": " Bro, come on man, hear me out."}, {"start": 13309.86, "end": 13310.86, "text": " Oh that's innocent of him at all."}, {"start": 13310.86, "end": 13311.86, "text": " All right, how were you doing ma'am?"}, {"start": 13311.86, "end": 13312.86, "text": " Greetings, the last time I ate here it was delicious."}, {"start": 13312.86, "end": 13313.86, "text": " Let's see if you can make it just as good this time."}, {"start": 13313.86, "end": 13314.86, "text": " I know certainly can."}, {"start": 13314.86, "end": 13316.86, "text": " All right, how were you doing ma'am?"}, {"start": 13316.86, "end": 13319.86, "text": " Greetings, the last time I ate here it was delicious."}, {"start": 13319.86, "end": 13321.86, "text": " Let's see if you can make it just as good this time."}, {"start": 13321.86, "end": 13323.86, "text": " I know certainly can. You want a hot dog with mustard?"}, {"start": 13323.86, "end": 13324.86, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 13324.86, "end": 13328.86, "text": " I just made this hot dog to order too, like I just now made it, ma'am."}, {"start": 13331.86, "end": 13334.86, "text": " There you go. You have yourself a beautiful night."}, {"start": 13334.86, "end": 13336.86, "text": " Thank you so much. I got you some more hot dogs going. Hold up."}, {"start": 13336.86, "end": 13346.86, "text": " Gordon Ramsay would not be happy with your boy right now, Jack."}, {"start": 13346.86, "end": 13357.86, "text": " What is that, one, two, three, yes, six hot dogs, one, two, three, four."}, {"start": 13357.86, "end": 13360.86, "text": " There's only four customers right now, so whatever."}, {"start": 13360.86, "end": 13364.86, "text": " The hot dog, this is so unorganized!"}, {"start": 13366.86, "end": 13379.1, "text": " I gotta get my stuff together, Chad, for real."}, {"start": 13379.1, "end": 13380.1, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13380.1, "end": 13381.1, "text": " How can I help you?"}, {"start": 13381.1, "end": 13382.1, "text": " Give me some feeling."}, {"start": 13382.1, "end": 13383.1, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 13383.1, "end": 13384.1, "text": " Hot dog with mustard on it."}, {"start": 13384.1, "end": 13385.1, "text": " I gotta get more mustard, too."}, {"start": 13385.1, "end": 13386.1, "text": " No, I have mustard."}, {"start": 13386.1, "end": 13387.1, "text": " Chad, who knew running a business a hot dog store was gonna be this stressful?"}, {"start": 13387.1, "end": 13388.1, "text": " Who would've thought?"}, {"start": 13388.1, "end": 13389.1, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13389.1, "end": 13390.1, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 13390.1, "end": 13391.1, "text": " You guys are gonna cut live the dog."}, {"start": 13391.1, "end": 13392.1, "text": " Know how you do."}, {"start": 13392.1, "end": 13394.1, "text": " Thank you, have a good one!"}, {"start": 13394.1, "end": 13397.1, "text": " You guys are gonna cut in line, big dog, know how you do it."}, {"start": 13397.1, "end": 13399.1, "text": " Hello, can I get one hot dog?"}, {"start": 13399.1, "end": 13401.1, "text": " By the way, did you hear about what happened? Yes, I heard about that."}, {"start": 13401.1, "end": 13404.1, "text": " Yeah, yeah, there's about been eight people that said that to me."}, {"start": 13404.1, "end": 13407.1, "text": " I don't know anything about somebody getting dug up from a grave."}, {"start": 13413.1, "end": 13415.1, "text": " Hot dog with mustard on it."}, {"start": 13415.1, "end": 13416.1, "text": " I got you right here, sir."}, {"start": 13416.1, "end": 13419.1, "text": " I got you right here with some mustard."}, {"start": 13419.1, "end": 13421.1, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13421.1, "end": 13431.1, "text": " I'm trying to pretend like I got employees so I can flex on them when I really know."}, {"start": 13431.1, "end": 13446.1, "text": " Alright, y'all just make it a little quicker next time."}, {"start": 13446.1, "end": 13448.1, "text": " Alright, yeah, new employees, man."}, {"start": 13448.1, "end": 13450.1, "text": " Y'all know how it goes."}, {"start": 13450.1, "end": 13455.06, "text": " new help you know you can't get that too much good help nowadays it's our hot dog with mustard sir"}, {"start": 13455.06, "end": 13460.9, "text": " i got you right here hot dog with mustard on it yeah you oh that ain't you that that ain't you"}, {"start": 13460.9, "end": 13466.42, "text": " and the first thing you do is complain that's your hot dog sir thank you what you want hot dog"}, {"start": 13466.42, "end": 13472.58, "text": " with mustard as well here we go hot dog with mustard boom does anybody got the dry hot dog all day"}, {"start": 13473.54, "end": 13475.86, "text": " there you go what's going on here don't worry"}, {"start": 13475.86, "end": 13484.26, "text": " good business practice is what's going on here yes sir okay what you want hot dog"}, {"start": 13484.26, "end": 13496.2, "text": " with mustard I got you as well there we go that's so nasty thank you we making"}, {"start": 13496.2, "end": 13503.42, "text": " money chat no catch up yet y'all gotta just chat let me run my little hot dogs"}, {"start": 13503.42, "end": 13507.42, "text": " Let me run my little hot dog stand chat, please."}, {"start": 13514.42, "end": 13516.42, "text": " The other stuff will get here."}, {"start": 13519.42, "end": 13520.42, "text": " Look at that, beautiful."}, {"start": 13522.42, "end": 13524.42, "text": " Check out re-stocking everything before we go to bed."}, {"start": 13526.42, "end": 13530.42, "text": " Why should I buy some? So how much money we got? We only got $125!"}, {"start": 13533.42, "end": 13535.42, "text": " Get this brand"}, {"start": 13536.42, "end": 13542.02, "text": " I can't put the bun in there, sorry. Let's go to bed. That was a long day of work. Let me go close the door and make sure it's closed"}, {"start": 13559.7, "end": 13561.7, "text": " Hold on, wait a minute"}, {"start": 13561.7, "end": 13563.7, "text": " Is this a stolen song?"}, {"start": 13571.7, "end": 13573.7, "text": " Wait a minute, listen to that one part!"}, {"start": 13577.7, "end": 13578.7, "text": " Hold on!"}, {"start": 13587.7, "end": 13589.7, "text": " Wait, it's gonna come up, wait, I'm serious!"}, {"start": 13589.7, "end": 13594.7, "text": " They changed the stuff! Who owns this stuff?"}, {"start": 13598.7, "end": 13600.7, "text": " Going to bed I ain't cleanin' nothin'"}, {"start": 13600.7, "end": 13602.7, "text": " Yeah I need to clean up, I need to clean up this is bad"}, {"start": 13602.7, "end": 13604.7, "text": " I gotta clean up, shit I can't do this"}, {"start": 13606.7, "end": 13608.7, "text": " What's this for the lozzie?"}, {"start": 13614.7, "end": 13617.7, "text": " Oh my goodness I know what I've burned down"}, {"start": 13619.7, "end": 13622.7, "text": " But the hot dogs in the freezer, wait, you're right."}, {"start": 13623.7, "end": 13626.7, "text": " Do you need a job? Who said that?"}, {"start": 13627.7, "end": 13629.7, "text": " That's so nasty."}, {"start": 13629.7, "end": 13631.7, "text": " Do you need a job?"}, {"start": 13631.7, "end": 13634.7, "text": " I need somebody like you hanging around, big dog."}, {"start": 13634.7, "end": 13636.7, "text": " You gon' save us some money."}, {"start": 13644.7, "end": 13647.7, "text": " Ruka with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 13649.7, "end": 13655.78, "text": " okay any other stains I need to clean up nope let's pick up the trash too there"}, {"start": 13655.78, "end": 13671.820000000002, "text": " we go get the trash picked up Calbee Calbee Calbee Calbee Calbee"}, {"start": 13679.7, "end": 13696.94, "text": " Yeah, anything else here, yes, there is so much trash, I act like there's no trash cans"}, {"start": 13696.94, "end": 13699.94, "text": " in here."}, {"start": 13699.94, "end": 13717.380000000001, "text": " There we go, it's everything clean now!"}, {"start": 13717.380000000001, "end": 13723.42, "text": " Music talk, no stains, no doodoo's, okay?"}, {"start": 13723.42, "end": 13728.58, "text": " Alright, lock in, hopefully nothing bad happens tonight, Chad."}, {"start": 13728.58, "end": 13756.08, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 13756.08, "end": 13757.08, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 13757.08, "end": 13770.08, "text": " Let's take stock of our situation."}, {"start": 13770.08, "end": 13772.4, "text": " Let's take stock of our situation."}, {"start": 13772.4, "end": 13773.4, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 13773.4, "end": 13783.08, "text": " Our hot dog store has a $125 to its name."}, {"start": 13783.08, "end": 13808.08, "text": " Do not tell anybody about this."}, {"start": 13838.08, "end": 13852.76, "text": " The people of this town need a hot dog store to be operational."}, {"start": 13852.76, "end": 13860.76, "text": " I don't have any money for hot dog meat."}, {"start": 13860.76, "end": 13873.76, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, whoever's grandma this is or somebody, I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 13873.76, "end": 13880.76, "text": " You're gonna feed this town, just know that."}, {"start": 13880.76, "end": 13887.76, "text": " I'm trapped! I'm trapped! I'm trapped! I'm trapped!"}, {"start": 13910.76, "end": 13913.76, "text": " You will not speak of this to anyone."}, {"start": 13970.76, "end": 13986.12, "text": " Stop acting like it's crazy stop. This is a necessary evil"}, {"start": 14000.76, "end": 14007.76, "text": " It's not enough."}, {"start": 14020.6, "end": 14027.6, "text": " It's not enough. It's not enough. It's not enough."}, {"start": 14030.76, "end": 14035.0, "text": " Don't judge me until you've been in my shoes. Don't judge me until you've ran the big dog"}, {"start": 14041.6, "end": 14043.86, "text": " What's this game about running a hot dog stand"}, {"start": 14054.52, "end": 14058.52, "text": " Oh no, oh no 25th of life 25th of life"}, {"start": 14060.76, "end": 14074.94, "text": " Yeah, we got to get out of here no way you went right no way"}, {"start": 14074.94, "end": 14084.460000000001, "text": " I mean it's not like you killed them okay so theoretically say we got calm doing this"}, {"start": 14084.460000000001, "end": 14087.460000000001, "text": " How much time do you think we're looking at? Or maybe it's community service."}, {"start": 14117.460000000001, "end": 14130.960000000001, "text": " You're gonna feed this to them!"}, {"start": 14130.960000000001, "end": 14147.02, "text": " Oh, this was a good batch!"}, {"start": 14147.02, "end": 14154.02, "text": " He must have just died a couple of days ago!"}, {"start": 14154.02, "end": 14160.02, "text": " This was a good batch!"}, {"start": 14160.02, "end": 14167.02, "text": " He must have just died!"}, {"start": 14167.02, "end": 14173.02, "text": " Is this wrong?"}, {"start": 14173.02, "end": 14180.02, "text": " Is this wrong? Check this out. This is wrong. This is wrong. I didn't kill nobody. I'm just..."}, {"start": 14190.02, "end": 14196.02, "text": " Speaking words that have never been spoken before. Okay, Chad. The good news is..."}, {"start": 14196.02, "end": 14201.02, "text": " First off, the good news is that we handled something that we did not want to do, but now it's over."}, {"start": 14201.02, "end": 14204.36, "text": " over and we have enough stock for a couple of days now."}, {"start": 14204.36, "end": 14208.380000000001, "text": " Bad news is, is that we did it."}, {"start": 14208.380000000001, "end": 14210.18, "text": " But you know what?"}, {"start": 14210.18, "end": 14214.300000000001, "text": " That's fine, because we got some stock for the big dog."}, {"start": 14214.300000000001, "end": 14215.94, "text": " Now chat this game, it's coded by the way."}, {"start": 14215.94, "end": 14218.300000000001, "text": " What a W concept for a game."}, {"start": 14218.300000000001, "end": 14221.66, "text": " Like actually this game is like literally good."}, {"start": 14221.66, "end": 14224.060000000001, "text": " I'm 100% down to continue this."}, {"start": 14224.060000000001, "end": 14227.34, "text": " Hey, that's a W episode of that right there chat."}, {"start": 14227.34, "end": 14228.58, "text": " Let me tell you."}, {"start": 14228.58, "end": 14230.18, "text": " W episode."}, {"start": 14231.02, "end": 14233.300000000001, "text": " Great sleep, shout out love y'all man."}, {"start": 14233.300000000001, "end": 14234.86, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 14234.86, "end": 14239.060000000001, "text": " Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 14239.060000000001, "end": 14240.58, "text": " Appreciate all the gift and subs,"}, {"start": 14240.58, "end": 14241.9, "text": " don't know if it's follows,"}, {"start": 14241.9, "end": 14243.74, "text": " of course I appreciate y'all for this hangin' out."}, {"start": 14243.74, "end": 14246.74, "text": " Hey, well have a good rest of y'all's night."}, {"start": 14246.74, "end": 14248.66, "text": " Have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all Sunday."}, {"start": 14248.66, "end": 14250.42, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, I love you tonight."}, {"start": 14250.42, "end": 14251.42, "text": " Peace out y'all."}]}