Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, Buster.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You already know what time it is, don't you?
Yes. Yes.
It is time.
It is time.
For a spin, Buster.
Let me do a little test.
Test spin first.
Oh, hold on. I messed it up.
Chest spin!
Mmm!
Hold up!
Hold up!
I guess it's good. Send it!
Ah!
Claim.
Colleen.
Colleen.
Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about, buddy.
That's what I'm talking about.
Running low on this gallery right here.
That's all good, though, because I got a whole fresh one right next to me.
Cheers, Buster.
Woo!
That's good!
Oh, yeah!
That's good right there.
Yo!
Which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which,
That was good, that was good ladies and gentlemen.
I have returned once more, yet again, yet again,
once more, yet again, once more.
Yet again, once more, again, yo Ember, Huff,
Pigeon, Rayleigh, Fritz, Jade,
Oh Lord, Jimbo, Caden, Ackie, Hooves,
Brad, Hush, Charmy, Maddie, Clarisse, Ecto,
Uh, uh, I love, uh, uh, tub, cars, uh, com, mad, wire, uh, W. Subbers, yo, you, fate, W.
Subbers, man, pre-sage, oh, white hoodie, I repeat, white hoodie, Buster, now, you may be thinking.
it. That ain't a white hoodie. And to that I say, you're wrong. Because this is obviously
a white hoodie. This is the most obvious color hoodie that I wear. Okay. Chat, what colors
this hoodie. Be honest. Keep it a stack.
Isn't that a robe? Yes, it is indeed a robe.
It is indeed a robe.
And I'm wearing my spank me Chris shirt
Because why would I not be I mean let's be real here why would I not be?
Yo Maddie with the team get the W Maddie with the team get the thank you
Chattel's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten. Let me hear it, huh?
How are we doing on a scale of one to ten?
up in this thing today's how are we doing
uh probably not raw appreciate that the raw uh yeah i know about that knife w
knife thank you knife somebody said it was a seven but it went down to a four
wait a minute does that got something to do with me buster hold up now
Does that got something to do with me?
Chat, did your day get worse when I went live?
Be honest.
Did your day get worse?
I see a lot of no's, but you know what?
I saw a couple of yeses sprinkled in there.
That's a problem.
Yo, Maddie with the 5W, Maddie with the 5.
Thank you, Maddie.
Yeah, would your day have been better if I hadn't shrieked?
anybody that said yes.
They anybody that said yes.
Bannum.
Bannum.
Now.
You know what else?
Get him out of my sight.
It's time for the world buddy, hey, it's time for the world and creatinine, I'm doing both
my doses of creatine again today too. I forgot to take my other one again. Lock in.
Creatine!
Look at that. Yep.
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
To school.
To school.
Ah, one at school.
Oh, yeah.
Two, scoo!
That, that's awkward.
Wow, that is, that's awkward right there.
Wow, that is...
That's awkward.
What do I got my what?
You may be thinking, why are you using the fresh galley when you got this one?
Because I'd rather start this one by throwing it in the creatine because it makes it easier
to handle when it's not completely full.
Think about it pal.
Think about it pal.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Perfect.
Hey.
Perfect.
Where are you at Santa Claus?
Yeah, it's time.
The Werno Warrior.
The Werno Warrior is back again.
I
Didn't get the one yesterday it was a disaster. I will not let that happen again
Oh, you just love to see that.
Wow.
No.
Oh
How do you
I told ya!
That ain't gonna happen again.
I told ya, it wasn't gonna happen again.
Didn't I tell you?
Didn't I tell you?
Huh?
I told y'all.
Case, can you do a fidget spinner spin?
Big dog, where was you at?
We done did a fidget spinner spin, you know what just cuz you asked I'll do
another one
That is a crazy span, by the way.
Wow!
This might be a world record!
No!
No!
Dude, something's wrong with the spinner though!
I'm not doing it again, I'm not doing it again, WD40 true.
Chad did y'all have an interesting fulfilling day today?
did you? Did you? Wow, that's a lot of nose. Kali. Wow. Yo, I appreciate that. Uh, let's
fix it. What's good, Rand? W. Rand, appreciate that. Hope you're good, Rand. Thank you,
and thank you. Um, yo, I hate to hear that. I hope your mom gets a well soon and
recovers quick. I hate to hear that. But thank you for being here. Vub W. Vub
for him. I hope your mom gets better soon and swiftly W. Vub for real. Thank
you. Hey, here that book. Thank you. Hey, case. Why do you stream so late?
Chad, do I stream late? I'm not gonna lie. This like prime time,
not too late, not too early, just right there, you know what I mean, just like right there.
I think it's low key prime time.
It's late.
Chad, it's 9 p.m. when I start training.
Happy 19th birthday, Tygen, and shout out Jordan as well.
Is that Tyson?
Tyson, you happy 19th birthday, Tyson?
And shout out Jordan.
Thank you.
Tell me prime stream time.
Is it 9 PM central, bro?
Come on.
Be honest, man.
Y'all know what it is.
Somebody said I'm usually asleep by 9.
Big dog, you got to be 90.
You asleep by 9.
And who sleeps by nine?
Chad, what time do y'all go to bed, actually?
What time does everybody go to bed?
Big Mama Pickled Sausage 1997 with the Five Gifted.
What?
10 o'clock, 11 or 12, oh my goodness.
A lot of people, yeah, 2 a.m., yeah, yeah, that's true, we...
No joke, I couldn't imagine going to bed at like 10 or 11.
I actually couldn't imagine that.
Even when I worked, even when I worked, I would stay up till like three in the morning
and have to get up to go to work at six.
Bro, going to bed early just sucks.
Unless I'm just absolutely insanely tired,
there's just no way.
There's just no way I could sleep that early.
I feel like I'm missing something.
Oh no, bro, staying up late, a vibe, Chad.
It's just a vibe.
Y'all appreciate that rogue, W. Rogue, thank you.
But then you're tired bro, no joke.
I legitimately, I swear I feel the same if I slept for three hours or eight.
Getting up sucks either way.
I feel like it's the exact same.
I'm not saying you do that, you obviously need to sleep good hours a night.
But I don't notice a difference when I get up.
bro I still feel like doodoo either way yo happy birthday uh jenem w jenem
happy birthday jenem thank you
y'all know what I'm saying old chap
Yo lunch bag with the five get the W lunch bag.
Wow.
Oh, auto mod with held that gift.
Oh my goodness.
Wow.
That was crazy.
Wow.
Y'all can see it on this screen, but I saw it on the other one.
That was insane.
Dude.
it. Leon with the fire. I mean, it was straight. Just cheat tossing. I mean, Lord have mercy.
It was like a cartoon, but still, golly.
I know it was crazy.
Auto mod withheld it somehow.
It was insane, actually insane.
Highcase me and my hockey team are looking for a goal.
You're banned.
I already know where you're going.
You're banned.
Thank you for the 1,000 bits, so it gets scammed.
Yeah, I already know where you're going with that, buddy.
Yeah.
Chad, you know what came out on Steam today, brah?
Look what came out on Steam today.
Look what came out on stage today.
Sparty with the 5W, Sparty with the 5W.
This is the loudest.
Oh, oh, oh.
Catch the resolution.
Chad, you remember we saw this the other day?
It was like, bro, I can't believe Happy Wheels is coming out on
stain.
Bro, that thing came out on stain, bro.
Full screen.
What's texture resolution?
What did that change it to?
How can I tell you what the, oh, I'm trippin'.
Who remembers when I played this like three years ago?
Who was there?
Who was there?
game this game is just classic dude absolutely classic oh man it's been a
hot minute let me play I'm just starting with the regular levels hold up four
seasons GG how do you play
What are you going to go out of full frame?
What happened?
Oh, it's space!
Okay, space is the boost.
This is bad. I don't even know the controls to happen.
I am so sorry. Yo, I'm talking to the characters. I feel so bad.
Can I, uh, can I get a tutorial here? How do you make the character? Oh, it's
Oh, we got those.
I get out of this.
Chat, it's literally arrow keys.
It's actually the arrow keys.
I get out of here.
I get out of this pit.
Watch.
You better be thinking there's no way you get out of this pit.
Watch.
That was clean.
That was clean.
That just got whiplashed like crazy, though.
Watch this.
Wait, if I actually get out of here
I'm legitimately insane.
No, I'm stuck.
Ma'am, where'd you go?
Ma'am!
Ma'am!
Okay, yes, we saw him.
So, how did she jump out?
Okay, alright.
So if you hit, ma'am, I'm so sorry I'm going to leave you here.
I'm so sorry.
Hold on, I'll be back.
I'll get help.
I'm sorry.
Lord.
Hey, this was a loose right here.
What's he doing back here?
Are you kidding?
Oh, oh, oh man.
Okay.
This is a lot more difficult than I remember it, okay?
We gotta hit this with some speed right here. Back up. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up.
Hit it with some speed. Hit it! Oh my goodness, we make those. Backflip.
Roll over.
Roll over, please.
Okay, ma'am, chill, ma'am, why are you beating him in the back of the head, ma'am?
Ma'am, please relax.
Ma'am.
Okay, that's what we saw.
I should have went for the backflip.
That's my fault.
I should have went for the back foot, that's my fault.
Yup, hit it with some good boost again.
Lock in.
Ugh!
Oh, that was clean, keep it going!
Flip!
Oh my God!
Oh my gosh, I'm cooking back flip!
No!
No!
No!
I'm getting past this level. This is the first level by the way. I suck.
Alright. What am I doing? What am I doing? Back up.
Alright.
Send it!
Clean.
So clean.
Backflip on him.
Oh, that was tough!
Backflip on him.
Ooh!
Whoa!
Lord have mercy!
I didn't know we was going loop-de-loop on them right there.
Now I know.
Okay.
Got it.
Restart that level. We're good.
Chad, I'm just getting used to it, man. Come on.
It's been a long time since I've played Happy Wheels.
Send it.
Clean.
Not as clean as the first couple times I did it, but still clean. Backflip on him.
Let's go, baby!
May she rest in peace.
May she rest in peace.
I need to view that replay. I need to see what happened to her.
What happened to her?
She, like, disintegrated. What happened?
Clay.
what?
Look how I staid, look how I staid composed right there.
Absolutely composed.
What's original level three?
GG.
What?
What?
Oh, we're on a family biking trip!
This is so nothing!
I need to get the controls right what to shift it
What the shit?
Oh, I'm playing with it.
Who is this goober?
Oh, this don't have any booze.
Uh oh, that's spikes.
Ma'am, keep driving.
Oh, oh, okay.
Yep, let's restart that.
Ooh, they got hit with our hands.
Get that kid.
Get this kid out of my basket.
Get out of my basket, kid.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Clean!
What?
The lasers!
Uh-oh.
Man, watch out.
My tire!
Oh, my leg!
What do I do now?
There was four of them.
Oh, no!
Wait, bottle run with a broken wheel? That's impossible!
Did I not die?
What happened?
Okay.
Game of the year.
Game of the past actually 20 years.
This game's old, still a classic.
I'll keep the kid in the basket this time, Chad.
Sike!
20 years, this game's old, still a classic.
I'll keep the kid in the basket this time, Chad.
Psych!
Locked in.
Backflip on him.
That was so tough.
Okay, how do I do this without breaking my wheel?
Bite with the teeth.
Back up!
Ah!
Oh
Yeah
That was crazy.
We got stupid, kid.
I
Back up
Clean oh, I gotta go up here
Whoa!
Oh, my leg!
You love to see it?
Ugh!
Four of them.
Bottle run.
Send it.
Ah!
Ah!
What is this?
Elevator.
Okay, thank you!
Wait, hold up.
Wait!
What?
Where am I going?
Where am I going?
Hello? What is this?
Let's go back to 2016.
Are you serious?
Ma'am, you finished this. Not gonna lie. Ma'am, we're getting through this here.
You don't need no arms for this. We're good.
She's good.
Oh, man. Oh, oh, man.
How is she still going?
Limbo. Limbo.
I thought she was going in that boat right there.
We're good.
Level of the year, chat!
Clean.
Oh yeah, that's clean.
Backflip on him.
Oh
Excuse me kid you stupid kid
One armor, doesn't matter.
How?
I suck at bottle runs.
What's the key for bottle runs, Chad?
Is it to stay lean back and do a willy?
Is that the key for bottle runs?
I can't remember.
There used to be a strat to all this.
there used to be a strat to all this all right we're good this time we're good
claim oh that was back lip idiot I tried to dump the kid off and that's what I
That's what I get. That's what I get. I ain't gonna do that again.
That's what I get. I ain't gonna do that again.
Get there.
Man! Watch this, watch this. You think I'm doing a backflip? Nope. Frontflip on him.
I can't hit a front flip right there.
That's what hit me, ain't it?
Oh, man!
Yep.
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
Some say this is the most difficult level in the history of this game.
What am I doing?
We're there! We're there!
What am I doing?
No, you get there! You get there!
Forget the kid! Get out of here, kid!
AAAAAAAA!
OH, MY LEGGO!
Oh, my leg!
All right.
Here.
Lock in, tap, bottle one. Come on.
Ah!
Ah!
You think the kid's high?
I think he's good. He chilling.
Yeah, he chilling.
He good? Yeah.
Yeah, he good.
Yeah, now he's just sleeping.
Hold up, I'm trying to...
How do I...
There we go!
How did I die here last time I forgot? Oh, yeah, the laser thing. Wait hold up now.
Back up. Tough. Now what? You go open that door? Oh, you're done for Buster.
Come here!
Ah!
Level of the year.
Happy Green Hills!
I feel like I remember the name of this level and I probably do seeing as it's been played 27 million times.
Wow!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Oh, you get to...
Should I be what's his name?
I might be what's his name right here?
Happy Green Hills, is that a bomb back here?
That's a bomb.
Matter of fact, hold on, forget this key.
I
See you goober backflip on that was clean what am I doing? Yo, what happened?
I'm gonna let the kid live this time
Damn it.
Front flip on him.
That was that.
What's that blood coming from?
All right, Chad, we're going to keep Jimmy this time.
Everybody relax.
Backflip, Jimmy, lean.
Clean.
Get there.
Ah!
Oh, yeah.
Stay with me, Timmy.
Stay with me, Timbo.
Oh, lord.
Where am I going?
Timmy!
Timmy, no!
You will be remembered, Timmy.
I'm sorry.
More importantly, I don't have a helmet on now.
RIP, Timmy.
I hope this takes me to where I need to go.
Timmy?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah!
I am walked in.
Double backflip on him! I'm stupid. I'm good though. I'm good. Wow, I cannot believe I survived that. Let me go get some speed again.
Single backflip on him. Plane.
Frontflip on him. I didn't make it. I didn't make it. No. Where am I going? Where am I? Help!
We'll get him!
All right, we're getting Timmy through this level too.
I'm never gonna let anything happen to you again, Timbo.
Timbo, we're in trouble.
Timbo, just hang on.
Timbo, you're gonna feel a little bit of pressure.
Timbo, Timbo, Timbo, Timbo.
Wait, so if I hit shit, he just jumps off the bike.
Yeah, OK.
Yeah, I was messed up, my bad.
My bad, Chad.
That was bad.
My fault.
Get back to that field.
Yeah, OK.
Yeah, I was messed up.
My bad.
My bad, Chad.
That was bad.
My fault.
that hill. W. Dad, thank you. Thank you so much. I try to be the best father I can. Thank
you. Walk in tempo. Oh, oh, see he's good. See me is good here. See me do not panic.
Your dad's got this under control.
Do not panic, Buster.
Beautiful.
Backflip on him.
Backflip on him.
That ain't good.
That is not good.
How am I supposed to- Sorry, Timmy, I need a shield.
How am I going to get enough speed for that?
Timmy, I got to cut off some extra weight, bud.
now we're moving now we're moving now we're moving
look at that look at that right there look at that
Chet RIP Timmy was for the best, though.
It's for the greater good.
He would want it this way.
Chad, he would want it this way.
Period.
He's in a better place now, exactly.
So what if I don't flip and I just, like, drop in like a half-white?
You know what I think has to happen there?
You know what I think has to happen there?
I think we have to jump out of the seat.
Space bar is the break.
Damn, happy birthday, Alyssa, with the five happy birthday, Alyssa.
Oh!
Actually, hold on.
Do they actually get a different character for this?
Oh, it's already...
Oh, should I get this?
Segway guy.
Oh, yeah!
Look at the speed!
Yeah
This is gonna work chat
This is gonna work
What's this guy's name Chad didn't they name this guy what's this guy's name?
Let's go Steve.
Steve.
Chad, we got it with Steve here.
Don't fret.
We got it with Steve.
Oh, that was close.
I could have broke my neck right there.
What am I doing?
Let's go Steve.
Steve?
Oh!
Steve!
Steve!
No!
Ah!
Steve!
Steve!
No!
Steve!
Ah! Steve!
He made it now!
Yo, Steve, what you doing?
Yo, Steve, chill out.
Yo, Steve, what's up?
Who are you, Steve?
The Combine 2.1.
A hundred and seventeen million plays.
I forgot about this one!
I forgot about this one!
I forgot!
Okay, bloody Larry with the five.
Go!
Go, Lombower Man!
Lombombs!
Go!
How is he still alive?
Lord have mercy, floating.
No!
The combine's not here.
We still didn't make it.
What's the Lombower doing?
What's the Lombower doing?
Is it come back to pick me up?
Momoa, come here.
Momoa, come get me.
No, you take it.
Go! Go!
Oh!
Oh, excuse me, sir!
Ah! Ah!
Sir, what the...
Ah! Ah!
and lawnmowers to the good shape though
Look at the way Brogoth folded halfway through.
Take it as posture now and watch this posture change.
Hey.
Hey, man.
This one has 73 million plays, Segwega, oh that was clean.
I just lost both my feet.
Get you, Tammy!
Get over the haystack!
My bad, y'all.
I did not mean to do...
I'm stuck.
My bad, though. I did not mean to do... I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
That's a restart. That's a restart.
That was clean.
Everybody relax.
Hey, Timmy, you having fun on the...
Hey, ma'am, I think your son had an accident on the seesaw.
You might want to go check them.
No, I didn't!
Excuse me, sir.
Oh, he's having a picnic!
Who'd ever send that to?
Go.
We're still good, chap.
We're still good.
He's still hanging in there.
That was clean.
I'm not gonna lie.
Matter of fact, this made it better.
Oh, look at the horses.
Oh
Game of the year, chap.
You havin' fun, little chippo?
Huh?
You havin' fun, buddy?
Well, I'm glad to hear that.
You mom don't care she's too busy reading the newspaper.
Aargh!
Ma'am, I think your son skinned his knee while he was playing on the sea saw he might need a band-aid or something.
Okay.
Sorry, buddy!
My foot goal!
My other foot goal!
Look, Chad, he's having a picnic down there.
Sorry about that, sir.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean
Clean oh, I'm locked in now
Is that what that cannon that cannon cannon bought was
Get there, get there.
Chad, this is way more difficult than it looks, I promise.
I need some momentum.
Oh my goodness, I got it.
Wait, what did that say?
Land here, eject with Z. Hold up for one second and grab space.
What happened to me?
No, go, go, go, horsey! No, you're almost there! Go!
I'm still alive, I'm still alive, I can still get there.
Go, go, chat, I'm still alive, this is gonna work.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, what are you doing?
No!
I got this one. This is it.
My segue is stuck. Oh, my goodness, my segue is stuck.
Game of the year, chapter. Ain't no doubt about it.
My leg, my leg. Oh, my goodness, my leg.
I twisted my ankle or something.
Can I twist to my ankle?
Oh!
Get some speed on it real quick.
I gotta restart.
Didn't make it.
All right, let's go.
I got this time.
Excuse me!
Ah sir I gotta get some speed on it again
move idiot wait that this is the one right here this is the one
excuse me sir
may be thinking, why is Bro doing this?
It's just when you see the opportunity there,
why could you not take it?
You know what I mean?
Yo, Olympic with the 25, give the W.
Limby with the 25, give the thank you.
W. Limby with the 25, give the I appreciate that.
W. Libby for real, Jack, this is the run I promised you.
Oh my goodness, I told you it was.
Beautiful!
Chad, am I a happy wheels, bro?
Happy wheels, bro.
What is this?
Where am I going?
No, my leg.
Grab on, grab on.
Nobody's gonna grab onto the thing you gon' die.
I didn't get it.
Help, help!
Okay, I got this.
Cray, grab.
Oh, let's go.
Raise your feet up, raise your feet up.
Backflip on him!
That was tough!
I'm lucky to be alive. Oh my goodness. Hang on hang on hang on grab on to this
Okay, pick your feet up pick your feet up watch your foot watch your foot
Don't move.
Ok I'm not moving.
We are cooking right now!
My head is stuck.
My head is stuck.
We're good!
This is the craziest level ever!
Get in there!
This is insane.
Did I let go at the right time?
I hope I did.
Get down.
Back for the ball.
Oh my goodness, this is crazy.
No, no, no, no.
Swing.
Whoa!
Oh my goodness, this is crazy.
No, no, no, no, no, Swing.
Whoa.
You need to grab that.
No need to.
Were you taking me?
Were you taking me?
That was the most cinematic thing ever!
straight cinema.
Yo Goku with the 25 gift and give me some W's for Goku with the 25 gift.
I appreciate that Goku W Goku. Thank you.
That's going in an edit. Good.
Pokemon training 105 million planes.
I choose you.
Thank you.
Yo, socks with the 20, get the W socks with the 20, get the thank you socks, W socks.
Let me get you a character.
Let's go.
Yo, socks with the 20, get the W socks with the 20,
get the thank you socks, W socks.
Let me get a new character.
Let's go.
Yes.
Beautiful.
I have somebody's torso in the ca-
Flip that thing, man.
Man, can you flip?
Thank you, Gigglypuff!
Oh my goodness!
City with the Five.
BMX Park Two.
GG!
Hey, Jimbo, hang in there, buddy.
Jimbo, you're about to drive, I got to walk.
See you, Jimbo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not today!
Backflip!
Double!
Triple!
Yo, Limby with another 25, get the W Limby with another 25, get that I pre-saked that Limby
W Limby with another 25, get the skinny with the five, thank you, I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I don't even do that.
I'll try to throw it to him.
Timmy, come here.
Come here, Timmy.
Come here, Timmy.
I hate you, Timmy.
Come here.
I'm going myself.
I'm going myself.
I'm going myself.
I'm going myself.
I'm going myself.
I'm going myself.
Chad, does anybody know the button to specifically throw Timmy out?
I found it, it's control.
I found it, it's control.
I did it for his own good.
We got this, Timbo!
Sike, I won't try to dump.
Sight? I won't try to dump...
Yeah, hold up.
Hey, Captain Skinny with another five. Thank you.
All right, Chad, we're doing it with Timmy this time.
We're doing it with Timmy this time.
Back in the corner.
It's off.
It's off.
Hang on to your bow!
Go, Jimmy, go!
Let's go!
Oh obstacle course GG all right Timmy let's get it buddy Timmy I know we
haven't got off on the right foot here I'm gonna start being a better a better
dad today Timmy okay no more throwing you off this bike lock-in Timbo
Excuse me, sir. Sorry about that. Timmy, watch them blade. Watch them blades, Timmy.
Timbo! Timbo, watch them! Timbo!
Keep going, Timbo. Timmy, drive the bike! No.
See, I'm a good dad. I took a bullet for Timmy right there.
Let's go, Timmy.
Excuse me, sir!
We're good, Timmy.
We are good, Jimmy!
See, I mean, we're gonna get through this. I promise you.
Watch that! Ah! Ah!
What happened to that guy?
Timmy, look here, Timbo.
This is a life lesson with your dad, here.
Timmy, there's a life lesson here. Sometimes in life, you have to make the sacrifice so
others may have a better life. And you're gonna do that for your dad right here, okay?
So what I'm going to need you to do, Timmy, is go ahead of me right here.
The Timmy Bane strategy worked right there though, no joke.
This is so cool, ah, it's okay, Jimmy.
Eat those timbo, eat those timbo, eat those timbo, eat those timbo, eat those, eat those
timbo.
Jimmy, you give back that buddy.
Eat another one for me.
I told Timmy this is gonna be a lot of fun.
I told Timmy this is gonna be a lot of fun.
I told Timmy this is going to be a life lesson. This is something he's going to be able to
use in the future. Sometimes you have to take the front of the impact to protect others.
And he did. And you know what? I'm proud of him. That is going to help him in the future.
He's gonna be a stronger man for that
You're kidding you kidding
Everybody let's get a moment of silence for Kimi there
But his sacrifice was the reason that we were able to make it to the finish line.
Timmy, may you rest in peace.
Rest in peace, Tim.
Rest in peace.
Why would you kill Timmy?
I didn't kill Timmy.
A stray harpoon killed Timmy.
Speed bridge.
Timmy, you back!
Timmy, Timmy, hey.
Captain Skinny with the five-front flip on him.
Go, Timmy!
What happened to him?
Timmy, keep going, buddy!
Where's Timmy?
Did Timmy live?
Okay, I don't think it's any of that.
Front lip on him.
Damn it.
Go.
Go!
Go!
Fur-Cham-Bow!
Ah! Where am I speeding?
Fur-Cham-Bow!
Lord have mercy, I'm blotting.
Am I dead here?
Okay, this might be a restart.
Bro was indestructible, by the way.
OOF!
OOF!
OOF!
OOF!
OOF!
OOF!
Let me get a replay on exactly what happened to Jimmy, it looked bad.
I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do, R.I.P.
Keep out.
You can't make me.
Chad, give me RIP Timmy, man. He is a soldier.
Clayton.
What is happening?
What's that? Is that a black hole?
What? We just went back in time.
game of the year chat we just went back in time dude
Excuse me, sir.
I did not mean to crush your eggs.
I am so sorry.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I did me!
I'm going to kill you.
Helicopter rampage.
Ah!
Look at this idiot thinking you have a good day!
What's up, Santa Claus?
I'll kill you!
Reload me!
Reload me!
A boss!
Good banana peel.
Oh, what a beautiful pleasant day.
I'm not picking that up, Timmy.
That is absolutely insane. Even back in 2011, the devs of this level knew which number to
skip. Yeah, whoever developed this level legitimately 15 years ago, thank you for blocking out
the number in the middle we're gonna tell me we're breaking out of here
We're dead, don't say hold up, go back!
Hello younger me, do you realize what you've done?
Come to the tree with the yellow bee, I'm there.
It's got dark real quick.
Elevator.
What, chat?
This is straight cinema.
What a timeless game, chat, truly.
Absolutely timeless game.
Ow, I hurt my arm.
Oh, hang in there, Simbo.
Simbo, hang in there.
He got away good!
I can't get past the horse!
I traveled back to the 1200s.
I'm out of here.
Oh, we really done messed up now, buddy.
Now we shouldn't touch the banana peel.
thousand dollar trip I don't recommend skipping this if this is your first time
the levels more clear that way bro thinks I'm stupid we need you to test our
medicine be our guinea pig for a...
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Hey, what is going on?
Whoa!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
What is this level?
I
Don't get it here
Hey, I'll do it. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Timmy. It's gonna be. All right, buddy.
Timmy, keep going. He's good. Timmy's good.
Gyro, stop with the 5W. Gyro, stop with the 5. Thank you.
I need to get some speed here.
Jay, you don't have to do...
Is there a search bar?
Bottle Run
Bottle Run
Bottle Run Expert
I'm crazy!
Bottle run again.
Send it.
I wasn't in full screen. That's why I died there. I wasn't in full screen. That's why I died
Insane search up case. Oh, there's no way to have case. Oh levels in here
you.
What's that? What's that? Oh! Oh, man! We're good. That's just a flesh wound.
Watch out. Watch out, Jembo. Oh, my God! Oh, no!
It's just a flesh wound.
It's just a flesh wound.
It's just a flesh wound.
It's just a flesh wound.
It's just a flesh wound, buddy.
Stay strong.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Get her.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Ma'am, excuse me.
Ma'am, excuse me.
Ma'am, excuse me.
Ma'am, excuse me.
Ma'am, excuse me.
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough.
Watch out, Timbo.
I just...
Ah!
I'm terrible
I'm sorry.
Watch that!
Watch this shit!
Man, what a bastard.
I'm sorry.
Maggie with the five.
Oh, no!
Oh!
I'm crazy.
No! No, I could have had it!
That was bad.
Dude, what are the other levels like this called? These are cool.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, that ain't very good.
Ah!
Ah!
Flesh wound.
Flesh wound.
Flesh wound.
Flesh wound.
Flesh wound.
Flesh wound.
No, no longer a flesh wound.
You hate to see that.
I'm beating this level, I swear I am.
Oh, no!
Sorry, Jimmy. Sorry, buddy.
Oh, no!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, no!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm good!
I'm good!
Ah!
Ah, look at who!
Tuff, that was so tough.
Chad, hey, Chad, this is the line.
Watch this one, watch this one.
Relax.
Watch out. Watch this!
No!
Flash wound. Flash wound.
Flash wound.
Flash wound.
Flash wound.
Flash wound.
Watch out, Chimbo.
Chimbo, watch out.
Oh, no!
This has to be it. This has to be it. This has to be it. This has to be it. This has to be it.
So, if all things go the way I need them to go,
I would legitimately think I can just jump smooth over both of them.
I got this. I got this for real. That was the cleanest jump I've had to date.
No sword, no gun, no sword.
Chad, this is actually difficult, no joke.
What was that?
Ahh!
I'm crazy.
What happened? No.
No, no, no, no.
Boom!
Oh, man, oh, man.
Ha!
Ah!
That's bad.
That's bad.
Ha!
Okay, relax.
It just takes one good job.
Boom!
Sorry, Timbo.
It had to be done, buddy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, Sambo. It had to be done, buddy.
Oh, my God!
That katana is so hard to get past!
Okay, that was... oh, a little tough landing right there.
Clean! Clean! Sorry, Timbo. Poor Timbo going through it.
No, that could have been clean!
What, I have an idea.
Play sword throws? Oh my goodness, I forgot about sword throws.
Sword throws are so fun!
Flash wound.
Flash wound.
Flash wound. This isn't anything.
This is nothing right here.
Flash wound.
Never mind.
Chad thinks it's no right.
The katana is the problem.
Chat the katana is the name.
Aah!
Damn it!
Flesh one, flesh one, flesh one.
Never mind, he's dead.
Aah!
Boop!
Boop!
Aah!
Watch it!
Watch the katana!
Oh
Sorry about that, Sambo, watch out, though.
De-armed her.
I can't get no-
Oh, my God!
No!
No.
No, not like this.
Not like this.
Not like this.
Not like this, not like this, not like this, not like this, no, please, there's no way.
I can't move.
Wait.
That was the closest we've gotten, I'm so sad.
Flesh wound. Flesh wound. Flesh wound. Flesh wound. Flesh wound. You're good. Flesh wound.
Flesh wound. It's not a big deal. Flesh wound. No! This is the hardest level in history.
That would have been so clean. Watch this.
Watch this.
What's up?
Oh my god!
Flesh wound. Flesh wound. Flesh wound.
Oh no!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Flesh wound.
Flesh wound.
Flesh wound.
Flesh wound.
Oh.
No!
Do this is crazy, man!
Oh.
Flesh wound.
That is just a flesh wound, dude.
Get over it.
Oh.
Flesh wound.
Quick, cry.
Oh, my God.
Quick, cry.
Oh, my God.
Quick, cry.
It's a f-
Stop crying. It's a flash load relax
You ain't hurting that bad
Stop complaining it's a flash load
Oh
Yeah, he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't
Chat listen here
Told you
and Zimbo survived. Never mind.
The fact that that katana is sitting right there like that is so disgusting.
Oh no!
Flash!
Flash one!
Flash one!
No!
Oh
God, wait, this is so difficult, man!
See you, Timbo.
Oh my God!
Oh no!
Oh no!
I
That's a flesh wound and you know it that is a flesh wound don't even start crying
We're taking you along with us
Simbo we're taking you along with us. He's a counterweight for us. Oh my god, Jimbo is gonna be a counterweight for us
I'm dead press order reset that doesn't work
So he said back bling
Somebody said back bling that is crazy
We're back at it again, buddy.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so pooh stayed with the fire.
There we go. There we go. That was clean.
Watch the kitchen!
This is the craziest thing I've ever done in my life.
Damn it!
Oh my God!
Shhh! Disarm!
I know that's my new method right there.
I'm gonna get up to like right, no not here, not here, not here, not here, not here.
OH MY GOD!
AHHHH!
I didn't mean to do that.
I'm sorry, Tambo. Godly, man.
That was so tough!
I know y'all seen it!
I can't believe it, I can't believe it.
The pitchfork keeps killing me, falling out of Santa's hands.
Clean.
Timbo, watch out.
W Timbo for the disarm!
I'm so sorry Timbo.
No.
No.
No.
No, no, no.
the thing is chat you can't get any like if you're on a pogo stick you can't like jump
off of another body because you don't have any like that it's like it's not like a floor
if it's a floor, you can just jump, not with this though.
That was so tough.
Well, where's my victory at?
Wait, wait, where's my victory?
Let's go!
Let's go!
Wait, somebody reminded me of the sword throws a minute ago.
The sword throws are the best thing ever.
Oh my goodness, sword throw.
Chad, y'all remember the sword?
Killed that one.
Sword throw eight.
Somebody said RIP TikTok stream.
Sorry, Timbo.
Your cousin Sally, she put gum in your hair
at your eighth birthday party.
Oh?
Oh!
Your ex-girlfriend, she spit on your car.
Stephen he bought the last cup of coffee coffee from Starbucks hit to win
that was tough and you know it cases juicy turd cutter with the five gift it okay I'm
I'm actually insane.
Oh!
What you want me to say, TAC?
They call me the sword throw.
They call me John sword throw.
So if I hit the one back there,
I'm shut north, apparently.
This is the most 2010 thing I've ever seen.
I immediately, I'm immediately Chuck Norris,
by the way, immediately Chuck Norris.
I am crazy.
They can't stop me.
Oh!
I am crazy!
Wait, no, I didn't grab it!
Yeah, what's more than Pogo ones?
Pogo.
Pogo venture.
No, I'm one of the Pogo ones called like the one I was doing.
What do they call?
Pogo jump.
Pogo jump.
Who said it first?
Who said it first?
Pogo jump.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
This is just a practice. This is easy. This is easy.
Queen.
Oh, I'm crazy.
They call me the put they call me John Pogo stick
Is this just is this still the training level
I just recognize this dude got like a BBL brah
You'll ever peep that that's kind of crazy look at that that's it's like it's the past
Wait, was that the hole in there?
You dare disrespect me with this?
That was crazy.
They dare disrespect me with this?
Wait, hold up, this is actually gonna be... wait, hold up.
No, where's the one with the people's holding the stuff, Chad?
Noob.
Pogo fight.
Ma, whoever said it, if it's correct.
Who said it?
Pogo fight.
Yes, yes, yes.
What?
This is the most true chat this game is literally like playing a time capsule.
It's unbelievable.
This game is like playing a time capsule.
It is legitimately inspiring.
Chad, was y'all alive during this?
Or old enough to remember?
Seems like yesterday.
Playing.
Oh, yeah.
Flash won't, flash won't, flash won't.
Damn it!
Flash won't, flash won't, flash won't, flash won't.
Save me!
Big disarm that was tough.
I'm going straight over this guy.
Oh, give up, hooo!
I would like to apologize.
I would like to apologize.
Clean! Oh my goodness, this is it! This is the run right here!
Oh!
Queen! Oh, queen!
Get it!
Oh, no!
Ah-ha!
Ah-ha!
Oh, no!
Ah-ha!
Ah-ha!
Oh, no!
We're good.
Ah-ha!
Oh, no!
It's a flinch wound!
Ah-ha!
That's a real start.
This dude's acting like he got impaled by a sword or something.
Can he grow up, chat?
Oh, damn it.
Dude, these are difficult, but they're fine, though.
Did you see that?
Got a new back bling.
Chat a new back bling in the store.
Oh my God!
When I bring in this back bling to Fortnite!
Ah!
Four night, crazy new bat bling idea.
Ah!
Wait, I'm learning new tech with the- I'm learning new tech.
Wait, that's going to help.
Watch this.
Disarm.
Disarm.
the arm landed dead center of the first pillar.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
I'll do another one of those those are the best things ever what
Am I fighting?
I'm actually insane.
I'm actually insane.
They're going to make a movie about this.
the boss.
HITLESS RUN!
HITLESS RUN!
Chat!
Literal HITLESS RUN!
First in history!
That might have been the cleanest thing I've ever done right there.
That might have been the cleanest thing I've ever done.
Now, give me the classic.
Give me the classic.
Pogo Fightmaster.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, man.
Oh, oh, man.
Oh, man.
That's Hannah and the shield.
Doesn't matter.
After all this time, Timbo got his revenge.
I hate.
Now that's a good deal.
Now that might hurt a little bit that might hurt just a little bit but it's not that
We can't deal with
Okay, oh, bleed!
Ah!
Yes!
Toe-pah!
One more, one more, one more, one more.
Check this game is addicting, man.
This game is addicting.
Last one, last one.
Oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that was not intentional.
Timbo, put the knife down.
Idiot.
I tried to go for the disarm, did you see that?
That was for last time, Timbo.
Hey, Timbo, you remember when you hit me with that knife twice and killed me?
I got something.
That's just revenge chat, chat, that's just revenge, crazy disarm.
attack Katana.
So you got a.
Oh, that's not.
That was good for a first one.
I'm going straight over to me. Watch this.
Never mind.
Goodbye, Timmy.
Goodbye.
It's oh man!
I got this, Chad, I got this.
Insane disarm.
Insane disarm.
Goodbye. Goodbye, Timmy. Goodbye.
You won't die.
That was so tough, it's unbelievable.
Dude, the katanas are the hardest thing to get by, chat. No joke.
Oh, I'm gonna break my legs on this one, huh?
No?
Now, that may look like that was on purpose.
Okay, it was on purpose.
See, see it?
See it, Timbo?
He's still back there crying.
There we go.
You gotta be kidding me.
No!
Come on.
Come on, Jack.
This is the last one.
I gotta be...
Come on. Come on, Jack. This is the last one. I got to beat it.
Watch this. You ready for this disarm? Watch this.
Oh, my God! That's how you disarm right there, buddy.
New back, Blaine. Jack got a new back.
He's got new, got new backlink.
Oh
Did you see me barely dodged that did you see that I
Barely have any ground to work with chat. This is bad. I
I have like no ground to work with.
Oh my God!
Crazy back bling!
I look like a human spider!
Look like Ergot!
Look like Ergot from League of Legends!
This is hurting my chances.
No!
It's fine.
We know we can do it now.
We know we can do it.
It's fine we know we can do it now we know we can do it
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Yes!
Why did he hit that pose midair?
What?
Haha!
Yo!
Yo!
Chad, did you see bro hit that pose midair?
What is dude doing?
He hit a dolphin!
On everything I love, Chad, I'm dead serious.
On everything I love.
That was not on purpose. That one was actually not on purpose. I'm serious. That was not on purpose.
That was almost the... I gotta beat this level, man.
Crazy disarm
Crazy disarm Jack this is the run
What
Come on, man!
I saved him. You see, I saved him. Clean. Clean. Here we go. Hitless. Hitless.
Chat hitless right here. You ready? Hitless.
Get on the poles. You have to understand how difficult that is. Like, intentionally landing
on the pole is very difficult.
Oh
My goodness
Wait, this might be
Please man, I gotta beat this level
Oh, that's what you get, Timbo.
Glee, this arm, craziest disarm of my career, one of them anyway.
I almost messed up right there.
You may be thinking, what on this planet Earth is Bro doing, watch this.
That was all according to plan by the way.
Don't hit me!
Do you believe I got it right here chat, do you believe do you believe
Type one if you believe type two if you don't believe
Wait a minute, we're good.
Oh, my God!
Oh my goodness, that was huge!
Bro!
Bro!
Hold up!
Look at me hit the top of the pillar!
Look!
Watch it!
Look!
Look!
Watch it!
Crazy one.
Oh no!
Jack, you're crazy one.
Damn it!
Have you ever seen something so beautiful, Jack?
Look, you see the way I take the axe out right there?
And then watch this.
I knew once I landed directly on top of the pillar I have a split second
decision to make either send it or fall back down and I said you know what I'm
sending it look at this and it went straight for the legs that was so clean
that
was a beautiful blast from the past right there, chat W game.
Happy Wheels is a legitimately timeless classic dude.
It's unreal.
It's actually unreal.
I legitimately just played Happy Wheels on Look Up.
I've been live two hours.
That was beautiful.
Hello with the five.
Thank you.
Yeah, didn't that make you feel like you as a kid again?
Game makes you feel like you're a kid again, man.
I swear it does.
I swear it does.
But now you know what time it is.
Spooky time, buddy.
Did you hear me buddy?
Huh?
Did you hear me?
I see it.
You're happy birthday, Rhea.
W Rhea, thank you.
Happy birthday, Rhea.
Thank you.
Hope you had a good birthday, Rhea.
Chad, you getting you a Di-B-O-Buster?
Good.
You should.
Because it is spooky time up in this thing right here.
right now. You better believe it. Hey. Hey, pal. You better believe it. Lock in chat.
Get you a dypey on!
Cause it is Spooky Time, baby!
Oh!
Hold up now!
Oh!
Oh, they got some Minu Music up their own, okay!
That's what I'm talking about.
Lock in!
Spooky Time, baby!
Yeah!
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I hope you got you a dipion, Buster, because it is spooky time yet again.
You get you a dypion, huh?
Did you?
Good.
Because it's spooky time.
But before I get directly into this game,
I gotta do my second dose of creatine.
Oop, hold up.
Before I do that, I gotta get some ice in my cup.
Nyeeah!
Eh eh eh!
Bring everybody in here.
Bring them all!
Yeah!
Time for some of that creatine. My final two scoops of the day. Two scoops. Hey.
Hey, one scoop, two scoop, y'all see that?
Did you see that?
to school. Perfect. Perfect. Then you put the lid on.
Now it's time for the spooky name of this game is night record or night record not sure
which one thin walls that's the name of the game lock in because it's spooky time
lock in. Hi, I'm R. Katie. R. Katie. What'd Jack say? New keyboard on the way, yo, W.
new keyboard on the way. That's what I'm talking about.
W. Jax, I'm ready for that. Do not take creatine L water retention. You might be
the dumbest person breathing H2O. I mean oxygen, not gonna lie. Do some more
research, bud. You don't know what water retention means.
I may have said breathing H2O, but you're still dumber than me.
Let's go.
Anyway, lock in.
Hi, I'm R. Katie.
Type one if your name's R. Katie.
What you're about to watch is some old story pulled
from a dusty archive.
You're stepping into a beer that began 30 years ago
when still hasn't ended.
30 years ago, that's what the plant shop game last night
was, uh, uh, uh, yeah.
The nineties, the Soviet Union has collapsed.
The streets are gray.
Everything is uncertain and right in the middle of that chaos, a woman's
life changes overnight.
A shadow on her trail.
Someone knows her every step, follows her every breath, something with no
name that turns her own home into a prison.
That is scary.
It's 2026 now.
Regimes have fallen, cities have changed, technology has soared, but some fears cut so deep that
not even time can erase them.
Just like having a fear of spiders, for example.
My guest today still carries those days inside her.
The danger may be far behind her now, but the mark it left is as fresh as yesterday.
That's exactly why we won't show her face and we've altered her voice beyond recognition.
From behind this dim curtain behind me, she'll tell her story with nothing but her words.
Oh, that's a cool concept for the game.
Like interview with, you remember that one game we played where they interviewed that
one lady for the horror game?
It was like telling the story and stuff.
Yep.
If you're ready, we're going back to the hazy streets of the 90s to the women's
fight to survive.
Welcome. Thank you for agreeing to talk about this.
Oh, this is cinema.
Why did you decide to speak about it now?
I'm still afraid.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, terrified.
I recently lost Vadim.
For all those years, I felt safe with him by my side.
And now that he's gone,
I thought maybe talking about what happened
might help me feel a little better.
Justin, you're saying it's quiet, turn it up, big dog.
There ain't no pause button right here, you simpleton.
I understand.
If you're ready, let's begin.
What was your life like back then?
Happy birthday, Savannah.
But even I married very young.
We had no money and nowhere to live.
We can't hear. Just listen.
We found work in an apartment.
You can't hear, just listen.
Pears, cleaning, the boiler room.
Whatever needed doing, he did it.
In return, they gave us a small caretaker's apartment in the basement.
From the windows, all we could see were people's feet passing by.
Feet!
But it was our home.
Did you walk?
No, Vadim didn't want me to.
I took care of things at home, helped him when I could,
and sometimes ran small errands around the building.
I like a good organ that sets up the lawn before you get into it.
So what happened that day?
It all began when Vadim had to leave the house.
So Vadim had to leave the house who knocked it?
Vadim wake up you'll be late it's freezing again the people upstairs will complain that the radiators are cold.
Am I playing as Vadim right now? Okay.
Uh, alright, I'm up.
I can't see nothing!
Oh, Catherine of Ima!
It's in a hundred percent, Chad!
Quick, run!
Here, I can't hear it.
Here, I can't hear it.
Here, turn it up.
Here, I can't hear the game.
Turn it up, Chase.
I can't hear it.
Here, Chase, turn it up.
I can't hear it.
It's in the honey.
Ian with the fire.
Thank you.
Wait, hold on.
It's my Spotify planners are music playing the game very softly yeah, there's very soft music
Hold on y'all already know I gotta turn that sensitivity down
Wait
Yo, chat.
There ain't no sensitivity key.
You mean to tell me you got all these controls.
I mean, all these settings, these unbelievable amount of settings, and you don't have a sensitivity slider?
I'll have to deal with it.
Put that line on.
Ooh, this house kind of a vibe, though! Hold up! I kind of messed with kids!
I like this house.
Recap I just got home our car got stolen and I'm sick sorry for being late.
So your car got stolen so that you think you can be late to stream because your car
got stolen.
No, I'm playing.
That's actually crazy.
I hope your car is good and I hope you get it back.
W Sage, we just started this game so there's not much to recap.
W Sage for that, that was a joke.
That is crazy how we get your car back for it all.
I got ready, who ready?
Yo Kingsman with the right, W Kingsman with the right,
pre-sacred Kingsman, pre-sacred that.
W Kingsman with the right, pre-sacred that.
Kingsman with the right.
Oh, how you do I gotta wash my face. That's what he said. I need to have breakfast first. I think you'll wash your face
hold on
Yo, W Kings before I appreciate that rape Kingsman W Kingsman chat. I appreciate that. Thank you
Where's she going?
How about to get some me oh
Oh
Oh, no, but that I might have something else, honey
Hey, honey
Hey, honey, we got some pizza. Oh, you already brought me food to the table. Oh my goodness. That's so sweet
Thank you so much. I thought I thought we was eating that pot in there
This looks great actually. Wow. This looks good
You cook the eggs just like I like them to you don't like none that crust action on an eggs too
I don't know why you put that tomato on it. Oh you crazy for that matter of fact
That is crazy that you put a tomato here other than that. This is great. Thank you
Okay, hold up what all that what all that what all that smack action
You look very tired, didn't you sleep well last night?
You know, I'm thinking about how we're going to pay these debts.
You don't need to wear yourself out so much, Vadine.
At least we have our health.
We'll find a way.
Wow, she's so positive.
She's so nice.
Just get the tomato done.
Just get the tomato out the way.
Just get it out the way.
Oh.
Oh.
Let's get it out the way.
Let's get it out the way.
Let's go.
Let's go.
All right, we good.
Gotta wash it down.
You're playing with the 5W, playing with the 5.
Thank you for this food.
Is this bread or is this meat right here?
I can't say no.
Is that bread?
Quit doing all that. Suck it.
Golly, man. It's like a piece of bread.
There's something I want to talk to you about, but I don't know how do it.
Yo, Chad, y'all actually y'all actually need to grow up like y'all are ridiculous, dude.
Bro, y'all are actually, yo, it's actually bad, bro.
do grow up man. There's something I want to talk to you about but I don't know how to explain it.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Anytime somebody leaves office and it's like this it's bad about what?
It's about the debt we just talked about. Okay, well we're good on that.
I'm wondering if I could help you a bit.
You know,
Ludmila.
She heard it from the Galena the other day.
Huh?
Ludmila heard it from the Galena?
Chad, what is that?
I'm Galena!
Ha ha ha!
I'm stupid, man. This is ridiculous.
The neighbors in our building are looking for a cleaner for their apartments. Oh, so she wants to clean houses or something to help with the debt
Okay, I see
I'm thinking what if I did this job it's the exact same work I do in our own home anyway
Plus it would contribute to our living. I
Mean you can go ahead and do that if you want to
Well, I guess I can't say anything but no here I won't let me say yeah
I guess I got to say no
Wow, I guess there's no need for such a thing
Why shouldn't there be a need Vadim it's my usual chores and I'd be close to you
Well, he's kind of rude well, he's like really rude actually
No need
All right, I'm sorry, ma'am.
You need to leave him, ma'am.
You need to leave him.
He wrong for that.
We are dead.
She offered to she offered to get some get some money up.
He told about some no.
And what's wrong with you?
Eat the rest of this.
Bro, stop with all that.
Bro, stop.
Just eat it.
Thank you so much for the food, honey.
Thank you.
I'm going to go get dressed and go to work.
Unfortunately.
All right, what's that on the right?
That's the stuff I have to grab before I leave.
Oh my goodness, thank you so much, Dev.
Oh my goodness, thank you so- oh my- bro, there are so many- bro, thank you, man.
Because a lot of Devs will be like, oh, I need to grab my lighter and my keys and
my other stuff before I leave.
Then you got searched around for 45 minutes. They tell you exactly where it's at. Thank you
Don't forget your lighter again, it's right there in the tray in the hallway cabinet. Thank you
You left it behind last time so make sure you grab it before walking out. Thank you
Okay, got the keys got the lighter I guess we go in a word chat. That's me right there
That's me right there, I guess.
All right, uh, what was your name again?
What was your name again?
I'm so, I'm so sorry.
Oh, this is creepy.
Elvira?
I don't want to go to work, man.
I don't want to stay in the creel.
Just chill, play the video game.
Well, I gotta go to work, man.
And I'm running maintenance for this whole building.
Oh, man.
Ooh, does that elevator work?
No way!
Wait.
Where are you taking me?
Wait!
We gotta go back down, hold up.
We got to go back down hold up
First floor
Chad who in here works maintenance me and my dad worked a maintenance job it will do you had to do
Am I supposed to be on the bottom floor I
Can't see
Nothing. Oh, this place is kind of creating me out. It is so dark. Oh my goodness, it is dark. Oh lord.
Lily Bell with the five. Thank you, Lily Bell. Oh Lily Bell. Oh Lily Bell. You remember that song?
For Fallout 4? I mean it's not for Fallout 4, but it's in Fallout.
What is my job exactly to go do right here?
Shout out I'm here on other footsteps, I swear I am.
I'm here on other footsteps.
It is so dark.
All right. What do I got to do before turning on the stove?
Pick up the bucket and fill it with the ashes from inside the stove into the ashes into the outdoor trash can
turn on the water valve and fill the kettle so that the water levels between 120 and 150.
Add wood, then fuel ignite and let the fire catch.
Add coal only after the boiler warms up three to five shovel units.
Keep an eye on the pressure. Use the release valve if pressure gets dangerous.
Leave only when the boiler runs steady. I am not cut out for this job.
I am not cut out for this job.
Okay let's get the ashes first.
Job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job.
job just killed half the chat. My bad.
Cleanest. Oh, how do I drop?
I'm gonna get fired. It's the middle of the night. Oh, man. How
do I clean the stove?
How do I clean the stove?
I dropped that. Turn that lighter off. What else do I have to lighter on? Okay, what do
I use to clean the stove here? I'm going to get fired. Did it say water valve? How? Is
Is it like a water hose or something?
They don't have me any cleaning stuff!
Oh, I gotta get that.
Got the ashes out of there. We're good.
I'm responsible for keeping everybody's heat going.
Ashes into the bucket.
Empty the ashes into the outdoor trash can. Got it.
W employee chat I'm doing my best I'm doing my best out here boom all right put
that back right here
Somebody just got shot.
Drain the water.
Feel water.
Valve.
Okay.
The next step after that is turn on the water valve and feel the kettle so the water
fill the kettle so that the water level has been 120 and 150. Got it? Got it. No, Chad,
they can't fire me, man. Who else is going to do this? Okay, water valve open. Between
120 and 150. 120 and 150, Chad.
Okay, draw there. Okay.
So when it's like right here, we cut the water off. Yes, yes.
Yes.
Chad, who just got shot out here, dude?
We cut it off now, cut it off now.
Perfect!
Now after we do that, we need to add wood and then fuel.
So we got a wood stack over here.
What do you mean you need to check the water level first?
The water level's good!
What do you mean?
It's between 120 and 150.
It's good.
There we go. It needed to be a little bit more in my bad chat.
Look, I'm new to the job, man.
Boom, how much water I gotta put in here?
That's it?
Fuel.
Chat W employee man, stop playing with me.
We did that.
Ignite it.
Okay.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Now, I add three to five shovels of coal in here.
One, two, three.
Can't do that yet, okay?
What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened?
I'm sick of these people messing up the hallways. I need to clean the corridors where I can finally go back to sleep.
Now I gotta go back and clean the hallways?
Where'd my broom go?
So I maintenance janitor and all of that all at once, huh?
Hey, it is what it is. I guess somebody got to do it
Then we'll get my broom. Why is the light off in here, dude, please stop
I feel like I just heard somebody whistling.
Maybe I'm tripping though.
Or is that somebody's TV?
Oh, let's just sweep these floors so we can go back home.
Oh, that's cute.
That's cute.
myself, W employee. Was this really necessary for us to do right now? This couldn't have
waited. Okay, is that everything? Can I go back home now? Chad, I'm going back home.
Did I live on the bottom floor here? I don't remember. Did I live here? We're back home.
She's sleeping.
Wait, is there more spots for me to clean? Wait a minute.
Why did I close that door behind me? It's happening.
Chad, did I miss a spot?
I almost see no spot I missed.
There's a spot up here
Clean let's go to the next floor you notice I'm taking the stairs instead of the elevator because I'm fit
Just saying
Cuz I'm fit
Okay, I don't see a spot up here now
Do I go up another floor? Oh my goodness. Chat, I swear I can, I can hear another set of footsteps.
Maybe I'm tripping, but I feel like I can hear somebody watching me, or following me.
Yo, Ian with the five. W Ian with the five.
It must be a kid jumping on the bed or something.
That's what it was, that's what it was.
Chat, that's what it was, man.
Y'all never jump on y'all's bed when you use a kid, brother.
There's so much dirt.
Hey, look here.
We got to do, we got to do one debt.
Remember, we got to pay off this debt.
How many times do I have to tell you?
I don't want this guy to be near you.
How many times do I have to tell you, I don't want that man lingering around you?
Oh, where Eve's dropping?
Where Eve's dropping?
Stop treating me like I'm the guilty one. It's not my fault. I swear I haven't even engaged with him.
you're gonna get me in trouble don't you get it those notes left at our door
your things constantly going missing what do you think this is
what am I even doing what do you think I'm doing I'm terrified too I feel like
I'm constantly being watched
should we be eavesdropping here you're being watched because you're giving him
the nerve I saw you talking to that so-called cop from the station on the
stairs the other day ma'am you should leave him he just comes out with a gun
I'm supposed to be sweeping these floors, man.
He just asked for directions. Are you out of your mind?
You're driving me crazy with your own delusions.
Lower your voice. You're going to humiliate us in front of the whole building.
Boris, was that you? You scared me.
I was merely enjoying my evening.
Okay, Boris. Drinking, drinking. Then I took the bottle ice. Then I looked and the bottle
is spent. Thought I would go down to the kiosk. Procure a bottle or two more. They should
still be, they should still, what am I doing? They should still be open at this hour.
Why can't I read right now?
Then shouts erupted from somewhere.
I wondered who did they liquidate.
What's that?
Liquidate.
Oh, I know all about that.
Evening, it's four in the morning, Morris.
you had your ear pressed on the door so I came up behind you you didn't even
hear I used to do that too with the army while on guard duty we listened
fulfilling work a man hears many things sometimes he even hears foul words of
ourselves laughs quietly to himself so what did you catch through the door
share. We may have a laugh. Uh, you're drunk. You don't even know what you're saying.
I know well what my eyes see. Oh, hey, relax, Boris. Don't talk to me like that. Yo, night with the 5W, night with the 5.
Whether I'm drunk or not, that is a separate matter. Do not fear your secret stays with me. I'm one of those, okay.
Not one of those informers who wants to report everything and all have come. I'm leaving. I
couldn't even secure my drink because of you. Hey, Chad, he's lucky. I'm on duty right now.
He's lucky. I'm on the clock out of smack. Yeah, he's lucky. I'm on the clock right
now ought to smack them right there. Y'all know I would have too. Y'all know I
would have done it. Getting some rest will do me wonders. I need to take a shire
and hit the sack.
Finally we're done working Chad. Godly. Finally we about to go hit the sack.
Hey we about to go hit the sack. I'm good doing that. I'm sorry. I'm done. Alright let's go back home.
Bunny I'm home. What is that? Who are you?
All right, let's go take a shower so we can hit the sack.
Huge cheeky dot com.
I hear what you're talking about.
All right, let's go to bed.
That was a good fulfilling day of work.
night night I'm going to pay it
okay she breathed wait I'm stupid she's the one telling the story anyway she
would be breathing she doesn't die in the story because she's the one telling
the story this happened 30 years ago this is like 30 years in the past I'm
stupid. Three days later. 1442 p.m. That means it's I forgot. I forgot what time that is.
242 something. Who calling me, man? Let me find out I got to go to work again. Who is calling me?
Hello, Guiney. Hello? Hello, Vadim? Can you hear me? Is that you? Yeah, it's me. What happened?
Good. You picked up. Finally. I have no time for empty chatter. Listen to me. Your mother's been hospitalized.
What?
Igor from the floor below knocked on her door this morning.
No answer.
He came and found me.
We broke the lock and burst in.
The woman was lying on the carpet in the living room.
Her face was white as chalk.
What are you saying?
Is she alive?
She was breathing but barely.
We summoned an ambulance by some miracle.
They arrived at half an hour.
We dropped them off at the hospital number two in the center.
You know, the building behind the dilapidated linen monument.
The problem is, you know the system now,
for doctors to even look at it, you either
have to stuff dollars into their pockets
or be a relative, OK, got it.
Summoned ambulance, ambulance, I'm
summoning an ambulance. This might be a scam, right? This is giving scam. I'm not
gonna lie. They threw the woman on a stretcher in the corridor. She just
waits there. No medicine, not even proper sheets in the hospital. You need to
to send upon this place. You need to descend upon this place immediately.
That's kind of hard. I'm not gonna lie. That's actually kind of hard. No
joke. I'm descending upon that place immediately. I'm sitting out at
once. Look, make sure you have some hard cash in your pocket when you
become no rules, find some dollars or something.
You'll need to feed the doctors and nurses,
otherwise I want you to look her way.
I'll be around Leriak in the front of the hospital
or somewhere inside, finally you arrive.
This is crazy.
I heard you on the telephone.
You're white as a sheep, Vadim.
Who called?
Has something happened?
They've taken my mother to the hospital.
What?
What are you saying?
The hospital, what ails her?
Who found her?
Bro, they're talking like it's the 15 Hun Duns.
What ails her?
You need to descend upon this place immediately.
Tell me, why do you stand there like a statue?
They found her unconscious at home.
Unconscious.
What sort of news is this, Vadim?
Who found her?
The neighbor had to break the door.
Good, we must not good.
What did she say, good?
What do you mean, good, Elvima?
What? What do you mean, good?
Ain't nothing about this good!
Let me pack the rations and things we can make the first train together.
I guess I have to go by myself. I don't like this guy.
I do not like this guy. Why would you not want her to come along? I don't understand.
Like what? Like what? Why would you not want that?
What do you mean you go alone? This is not a question.
She's your mother, yes, but she's my family too, Vadim.
Look at your hands shaking. How will you endure the journey alone?
You ain't no man. I always take the reins of this relationship, Vadim.
You really think you can do this alone? No, Vadim, you need me.
You're half of a man. Did I add three-fourths of that? Yes, I did.
But I just felt like saying that.
We do not possess that kind of money.
We could ask the comrades in the building for a loan, though.
Who would lend to us?
Very well, Vanine.
Very well.
You speak the harsh truth I know, but my heart's heavy.
Prepare the suitcase, then.
I'll prepare some food for you while you pack.
I don't like Vanine.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't like Hadeem.
I don't understand, what would you pop?
We said, what about the duties around the house?
Big dog, what?
You gonna be gone for like, not even that, like a day?
Here, I made you a sandwich.
You can eat it if you get hungry on the way.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
is like a made of sandwich. She may be a made of sandwich. She's nice to them. I know she
I don't understand what his logic is about not wanting her to go with us. That doesn't
make any sense to me. Like why not? Rosa Simpleton. Take care of yourself on the road,
Dean. The weather looks bleak and the buses are bound to be delayed. As soon as you arrive
at the hospital, find a public phone and call. I'll be waiting. Okay, I'll call you as soon
as I can. Please do.
That was a cool POV switch though. I'm not gonna lie. That was a really cool POV switch.
It would be nice to go home.
Yes, it would.
Now she's home alone, too.
Yo, Vadim, you.
Vadim, you aren't terrible.
Now she's got to stay home alone.
We just heard a gunshot outside.
Yo, Vadim.
Is this Dr. Creel?
Oh, that's the wrong door.
I'm shrimping.
Wait, what?
Wait, where do I live at?
Oh, I'm stupid. I live in this door over.
We back at the crib, Chad.
We back at the crib.
I'm Nippa Tentweeney with the Five Gifted.
All right, we're back home now.
What are we gonna do?
Uh...
What are we gonna do now?
Watch some TV?
We gonna go to bed?
We're gonna go to bed.
We're gonna go to bed.
We're gonna go to bed.
What are we going to do?
Where the music on?
GG
Hello
Vadim, Vadim, can you hear me?
Is my voice coming through?
Yes, I can hear you.
That voice.
You're not Vadim.
Elvira, is that you?
Oh, this is Galena.
This is Galena, this is our friend Galena.
Of course I recognize you by your voice.
I just saw Vadim, he went out the door
with a huge suitcase in his hand.
I went down after him and called out,
but I couldn't catch him.
Where was he off to in such a hurry?
Unless it's a state secret, of course.
It's a matter of his mother's health, a health matter.
Vadim mentioned his mother to me.
She and I are about the same age.
So does that mean you're about to die?
I swear, bro, you be thinkin' that, bruh, you be like, oh, man, somethin' happen to
so-and-so, how old was he?
Oh, man, he was 28, he was like, oh, I'm next.
I swear I'll be makin' you think that, bruh.
I swear it does.
Yo grandma with the 5W, grandma with the 5.
I hope she recovers quickly.
So how long will he be away?
I don't know.
I see, since Vadim's not around, let me tell you then.
That's why I called you anyway.
Could you pick up a few things for me from the kiosk?
I can't carry these bags on my own anymore.
Of course, what do you need?
Just a few simple things.
A pack of black tea, a bottle of kefir,
and half a loaf of black bread.
Oh, and if there's any today's papers left,
grab that too.
Maybe you've forgotten, Vadim's always,
always used to handle these things.
I'm on the second floor, number 19.
Got it!
Grocery run, chat!
Hey!
Grocery run!
Yo, strong heart with the 20 gifted.
Give me some Ws for strong heart
with the 20 gifted Ws strong heart,
for real, I appreciate that strong heart.
Thank y'all.
What a kiosk, man.
Is that the kiosk right there?
They sell food over here?
Hey, I got some food up here.
Oh, you do?
Oh, you got some prongles.
We will see you in court.
Oh my goodness.
We will see you.
I know some M&M's.
Those are some H&H's.
Oh my goodness, what's that you have got?
Your cut legs?
Oh, details?
How you doing big dog?
Hi, Avira, you've been a ghost.
So you're not dead after all.
Yeah, something like that happens.
Everyone's crawling into the corner these days.
What did you need?
A pack of black tea, a bottle of kefir,
half a loaf of black bread.
Kefir tea.
I'm gonna specify it.
Bread ran out this morning.
There's tea, there's kefir.
Don't take half, take the whole thing
or you'll be back tomorrow when there's none.
I just saw bread though.
What does he mean there's no bread?
I just saw bread.
His mother fell ill. His mother. She didn't take you with him.
Lived on her own then? How long? A few days or longer? I don't know.
You don't know. The man walks off and doesn't say when he's back. Think about that.
I mean, he right. I mean, he right.
So you're alone in the flat. Don't go tell a people that.
This isn't this isn't the old neighborhood. What do you mean? Last month they kicked in a woman's door up the street.
When the police come, they came two days later, filled out a report and left. What?
If you're in trouble, don't go to the police. Come to me. Nothing good comes out of them.
Anyway, let's not drag it out. Thank you.
Don't buy anything. Just remember it. He gave it to me for free. By the way, you lied.
mine. Bro said there was no bread. There's a whole two boxes of bread right
here. That bread looked good too. What's that? A cake or something? What is that?
Oh, that's canned food. All right, let's go back to the house.
New RuneScape Dragon Wilds is out. Would make a great series, Big Dog. I know
they gave you a bag to say that.
Big dog, they must have gave, you said the whole game exactly by its name.
They must have gave you a bag to say that.
That's like the people that come here and down here and say play World of Warships
or something.
It's like, bro, I know you got a sack for saying that.
Room number 19 on the second floor.
You forgot the newspaper?
inside. She asked for too much anyway. Yeah. Raid shadow legends. Y'all remember that?
Is this room number 19? Room number 19.
Locked.
This is room number 19.
Oh, that's a blousa. Hey, thanks, Elvira. You're welcome. Where that red at? Hey, did she pay me?
I need to go home and eat something.
Did she pay me for that?
Yo, Omega with the 5W, Omega with the 5, no thank you, yeah, no thank you, no nothing.
Oh, she said thanks.
I don't even remember.
I'm stressed.
About to eat something.
Oh, we got a made of sandwich.
We'll sit on the couch, Elvira.
Elvira, sit on the couch.
What's she doing?
Oh, you have to click on the back of the couch, I'm stupid.
Yummy.
One bite!
After Vodim left the city, you were the Lord in the house. How was it?
W flash forward. Secretly lost with the King. Thank you.
At first, it was normal. I knew I'd be alone for a few days. There were things I had to do. I took care of them.
Bags! She did that.
And then?
Something's in the house, started to change.
Wait, what? Uh oh, Chad is about to get scary lock in.
Like what?
I don't know, maybe it was just how I felt.
At night, I kept hearing more sounds.
It's about to get spooky.
Sounds I never used to notice.
The neighbors?
Maybe, but sometimes, I couldn't be sure.
Why?
Because some of the sounds weren't coming from the neighbors.
At least, I didn't think they were.
TLDR, GG.
Were you afraid?
I don't think I was afraid back then.
I just wanted Vadim to come back as soon as possible.
Something's telling me Vadim died 30 years ago.
Something's telling me that he dies.
I don't know why, but it just is.
What happened next?
Somebody just said, I hope so.
Ha-ha, Lee!
After that, it gets blurry.
There are things I don't want to remember.
Barossi literally said at the beginning that he died recently.
Your name is Casos 10 XL Divacol, by the way.
If you ever have an attitude with me again, I will ban you out of here so quick.
18 months of, name is Casos 10 XL Divacol.
Ah, Lee. Who's knocking on the door?
Hello? Who is this, Goober?
Simeon? Hello, Elvira.
Sorry to bother you. Can I speak with Vadim?
He's not home. Where is he then?
Where can I find him?
He went to see his mother. Did something happen?
His mother got sick. She had to go to the hospital.
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope it's nothing serious. Since Vadim isn't here, I have a
few questions I need to ask you. Something happened the other day. Maybe you told you
about it. Apparently a gunshot was heard early in the morning. Vadim heard it while he
was tinning the boiler. Yeah, we did happen, Chad, because we was playing as Vadim when
that happen? Did he tell you anything about it? Uh, yeah, I heard two gunshots,
two gunshots. Did anything else happen? Did he see, did he see anyone? Not that
I know of. I see. Were you alone at home at the time? Yes, I was alone. Is he
trying to say I did it?
Oh, yeah, I should have told him I was home alone. What am I doing? I'm
already selling GG. Oh my goodness. I'm stupid. Oh my goodness. I'm selling chat.
What have I done? I done cooked us already.
You weren't scared. Were you being alone at that hour must have been
difficult. Anyway, if you remember anything, you can come and tell me
if you're from Dean. Could you let him know to you never know what might
happen these days?
If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to stop by apartment 21. I'll
help however I can. Big dog, is he the police or something? Or is he police larking? Big
dog, you ain't the police. Who's this dude thinking he is? I need to pick up the trash,
zero or five. Alright, let's do that. I gotta pick up trash around the whole place. No way.
That's Vadim's job.
Or is it just trash in my house?
No.
Say it ain't so.
I'm doing Vadim's job for him.
This is an outrage.
Oh my goodness, this is an outrage.
I can't believe it. I'm disgusted am I still getting paid for this your rotted
corpse with the five get that we might need to call the cops on you rotted
corpse
how are you my dear you doing all right yeah I'm fine how about you I'm well
too thank you I came by your place looked around but I couldn't find
anyone that I saw you carrying packages upstairs where's Vadim these days his
mother fell ill he went he got sick but he's still at home with multiple guns
get well soon to him mustn't let the building affairs fall behind if you
have a moment I'd like to ask you a few things but I'm a little embarrassed about
how to put it about what I'm quite embarrassed but you know I'm an old and lonely man I'm
an old and lonely man my children as you know left me here in this corner of the building
and went away living alone is rather hard to be honest I'm looking for a companion
for myself you have lost between us Galena lives alone too but I don't know
quite what to do should I get a gift or leave some flowers perhaps or maybe a
note big dog she's out of your league man I'm afraid just just get her a flower
she likes I guess I don't know which flower she likes though would you
suggest a flower for me? Carnations. Don't get it from the flower shop from last night
though. Hey, don't get it from the flower shop from last night. Y'all will die. Carnations,
you say and our day they gave red carnations and the woman's cheeks would
flush bro this dude about 105 years old cheeks would flush thank you my dear I'll
get them for from Tatiana at the market let we spoke what we spoke of stay
between us all right all right I won't tell that ice I oh man I gotta go do
myself get on my face golly just get us some flyers man I gotta pick this
trash up your very gap middle of night I'm trying to go home play the video game
you over here talking about some flyers for Galena Galena don't even like you
man
over here talking about some flyers like who am I gonna tell why not gonna
I'm selling him business like that.
Galena likes some trust
No, she does not
Matter of fact, I'm gonna go tell her I'm gonna go tell Galena right now. Should I do that?
That would be messed up. I'm not gonna do that
All right one more trash to pick up where is it at it's in here
Nice, boom.
Let's go take the trash out.
Is it, wait, is it nighttime?
It is nighttime, yeah, we're cut.
Hey, we're cut.
I should just be taking the elevator, huh?
Let's take the elevator.
I'm on the first floor.
It is so dark. Oh my goodness.
go home. I chat. I swear I can hear other footsteps. I swear I do.
Oh, they got hit with ads.
I forgot. I keep forgetting what floor we live on chat. I keep
forgetting.
It's yours. I don't know, man. They sound like they're like
around the corner. Who is calling me? I just got home.
Hello, man. Oh, it's for me.
I arrived at the hospital.
How's your mother? Did you see her?
You always cut to the chase.
Well, yeah, that's...
What?
She was asleep when I didn't wake her up.
I just held her hand. That's all.
The doctor said, it's stable for now.
What about you? Where are you going to spend the night?
There's a bench in the hallway. I'm a janitor. I can sleep anywhere.
Big dog, you act like you out here work the 24-hour shifts as a janitor. What's you talking about?
Doesn't it act like he was in an army or something sleeping in like a dirt hole?
Big dog, you come home and sleep in the bed every night. What is he talking about?
Doesn't it act like he's a seasoned veteran?
I can sleep in this dude acting like he's solid snake from middle gear solid three snake
eaters just in the middle of the woods by his self getting his arm broken and
throwing off a bridge and just sleeping on a tree stop big dog you are not you
are not him
four days five the drags on so the apartment's yours for four days I'll
handle it what do I need to do take the trash down by seven in the evening
the truck passes at eight. Check the boiler pressure in the morning if the
needle hits red, turn down the valve, don't touch anything else. If Sophia on the
third floor knocks at your door, listen to her but don't go inside. I'm writing this
down. What else? The basement keys hanging behind the door to the janitor
of the janitor room. And don't let anyone down into the basement. Why?
Just don't. Huh? Anyway, I have to hang out.
I hear footsteps.
I hear footsteps.
We're gonna hit the sack again.
I think he's cheating on her. He could be.
We go in there, Tom!
Four days later, before I get up, I gotta use the restroom. Hold up!
No, they don't have it, Tom!
I'll be back.
Nothing happened while I was gone, all right, Tat, nothing happened, we good?
We good.
This is four days after that phone call, if you missed it.
TLDR G. G. Ski.
Up in the middle of the night, gotta handle this business, Chad.
We gotta do our...
job.
Let's head out.
Chad, we gotta go to the boiler.
Lock in.
We're still playing as, uh, what's her name again?
I keep forgetting.
Oh, it is dark!
Alvira.
Oh, it is dark!
There we go.
All right.
Let's get this thing clean here y'all know the drill. Boom. Something bad
about to happen Gigi.
Even if there was gunshots tonight we wouldn't even be able to hear it. I just
walked into it. They have a gift for just darkness. There is a gift for every
situation. It's unbelievable.
Oh my goodness! Bro, what?
All right, let's put the wood in here.
who's there oh no oh no don't play with me do not play with me no drop that
why would you open the door I was curious okay turn that on we're putting
scoops in it. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Done. Oh, Lord, are we good? Now I have to sweep the
percent it is. Woo! Working hard or hardly working? Let's get this building swept.
You could call it a clean sweep. I'm such a pathetic, disgusting loser. It's not
It's not even funny. It's not even funny. It's bad.
Just pathetic, disgusting loser. I swear.
Chinamaya, pathetic, disgusting loser.
Sweep, sweep, sweep!
Nothing here? Okay, we got a stain in here? Yep.
I've seen a concerning amount of yeses to that question, by the way, you're not
supposed to agree to have it. Look how quick I'm doing my job. I'm such I'm a
better employee than Vadim is. L.V. Reclears, uh, Vadim, no joke.
nothing here it is dark it is super dark up here there we go perfect anything in
here? Nope. Anything in here? Nope. One more floor. Oh, my goodness. I never even thought
about the power going out. I did this whole gang has been went by with like really not
any power outages. I didn't even think of that. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Who just closed that door?
We're good, everybody go...
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
What are you doing here the power went out so I came to check I thought those little
brass were messing around again.
Nobody's messing around I nearly died of fright.
I'm sorry I didn't get to scare you just the kids I wanted to teach them a lesson.
Don't worry you're safe let me get you out of here right now.
I don't need you to.
This dude is drunk.
This dude is drunk again.
I don't need you escorting me home, man.
Oh, he's out of...
Wait, did he just come out of my house?
Wait a minute, was he in my house?
Stop playing!
Stop playing!
I mean, I'm back home.
Was he in here?
What am I supposed to do now?
hiding in the dark with the fight. Thank you.
Oh, we're taking a shower, I guess. It didn't tell me to do that.
Back to bed.
Uh, is there something going on?
Maybe I have to go actually sweep the last spot that was left before I can go home.
But the thought said, I want to go home.
I mean, it didn't specifically say go home now.
So maybe that was just a miscommunication on my part.
You're abysmal with the five.
W abysmal with the five.
Why am I not taking the elevator chat?
What is wrong with me?
What am I doing?
Two in shape.
Wait.
There's no spot left to clean.
Hello?
Wait, there's no spots left to clean? Hello?
Huh?
Plays with the five.
I was so scared I almost fainted I want to go home that's all it says and I've
been home
shalom
Now she goes to bed half an hour later, oh that's not good.
an hour. Who is ringing now, bro? Oh, no. What? It was nothing.
Everything's so quiet.
I can't sleep now.
It's raining again.
Who is it?
GG
Oh, GG
Oh, no, we got a gun in here
You got- it's ringing again
I can barely hear it.
Prepare yourself for yourself, Scarecrow.
Getting some rest will do wonders, I need to take a shower and hit the sack.
We're cooked.
Well, we know she doesn't die because she's telling this story 30 years later.
Life.
Wait, what?
Oh, is this my friend?
Oh, okay, well, our friend came over.
That's wholesome.
I've missed having tea with you.
been so long. How are you? How's it going? You lose track of the days while working.
Tiring days. It's wonderful you're keeping things running while the dean's away. He
must be proud of you. He's not.
We know he's not. The dean would die before he gave us a compliment.
They say Boris wonders around at night. Have you ever run into him?
The other night, he scared me half to death.
Oh, come on. He's a sick man who's lost his mind to drink. You'd best stay away from him.
Oh, trust me, I tried to. If he says something absurd to you or scares you again, let's report
him to the police officer who just moved into the building. Sounds good. Elvedine for
real. The other night I heard some shouting in the building. It sounded like Xana's voice.
Did you hear it too? I didn't hear the voices, but last night the intercom rang. I thought
was in order but no one spoke. There was only the sound of breathing and someone was shouting.
Boris may have pressed the button while drunk and forgotten he did. Maybe the sounds are just
from Boris' television. Let's not accuse anyone unfairly. I have to go. Let's do this again later
so the gossip doesn't pile up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
My bad. I shouldn't have done that. I apologize.
My bad. That probably startled a bunch of people.
It wouldn't hurt to take a little nap.
All right. I mean, that's no truer words I've ever been spoken, buddy. Let me tell you.
No truer words I've ever been spoken. It wouldn't hurt to take a little nap.
2.18 a.m. That can't be good.
What?
What?
Elvira, you need to hide under the bed.
What?
can you move no I can't it's like she's got sleep paralysis
Who was in here?
Was somebody in my house?
I should probably check if anything's missing.
was in here. There's money right by the door. I don't see the gender keys unless I still have them.
There's a picture turned over. Why?
Oh, there's a photo right here that's missing. Wait, what? Why would they take photos out of here?
The photos here were missing too.
What?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
What do I do?
Wait, I didn't mean to open the door.
Go to the electrical room and switch the breaker on.
You are brave for this.
I'm not gonna lie.
The breakers are missing.
Or is it breakers in the house?
How's the lamp still working?
Battery powered?
I'm afraid I can't turn.
is walking around. I hear him chat. I can't flip the breaker because there's no was that
me? They specifically turned off the breaker to my house, by the way, specifically my
house. That ain't good.
Who is walking around outside?
Called a police? Apparently they don't show up.
Is my phone line cut?
No! Who is this Boris?
Ask your neighbors for help.
Hey!
Hey!
What room do I go to? 19? Or do I go to apartment 21? We are so cooked, Chad. We are so cooked.
Let's go to apartment 21. Oh, Lord have mercy. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. We are cooked.
20.
Oh, man, we're cooked.
21.
It's locked.
I can't knock on this door.
Let's knock on door number 19.
That's our friend.
What?
Oh, I gotta bring the doorbell.
I'm stupid.
I'm stupid.
I'm stupid.
I'm stupid.
I'm stupid.
I'm stupid.
I'm stupid.
I'm stupid.
I'm stupid.
I'm stupid.
I'm stupid.
I'm stupid.
Yo, big dog, burglar got in my house, I need help.
Big dog?
Big dog.
Oh, he let me come inside, okay.
Keep calling me, I'll just take a quick look around and be right back.
Don't be afraid, I'm locking the door.
Wait, no.
Wow, W-mans.
Oh my goodness, W-mans for real.
Ugh, his house, I don't like his house layout.
My house layout, better.
Said our apartment downstairs, our house layout was better, no joke.
I don't like his, ours was way better.
Way for Simian to come back.
It's getting cold in here.
He probably keeps a blanket somewhere.
Chat W man's for real scheme.
Why was there the ability to hide?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
What is this?
Oh, what does he have in here?
Oh, no.
What did he set us up?
Oh, my goodness, we fell for it.
The clock 130.
There's no way that's it.
one nine six one six nine
oh my it was him it was him he stole the picture of us from my house
and put my face on it.
Oh, no, we're cooked.
And he AI generated drawings of me.
Oh, it just keeps getting worse.
Well, we got to get out of here.
Ah!
Hi.
You check the house? Okay.
You can stay at my place in the meantime, if you want. We can let Vadim know.
Thank you, but that won't be necessary. You have a good night.
Oh, my God, my...
No, play! What a play!
How did he catch me?
one six nine.
Perfect.
Should I have gotten the elevator?
I'm stupid. I should have gotten the elevator.
I'm running as fast as I can like hello bro like what are you doing?
Man, what?
I couldn't take the other there, not what let me.
Somebody said, bro with Sonic.
Yeah, true.
He's skipping steps.
Yeah, he's literally just jumping down the stairs,
not even taking the steps.
It doesn't even make sense how he's catching me.
You have to call the elevator up.
Yes, because he's hawking me down from 50 feet behind me.
I sure have time to wait for the elevator to come up.
Okay.
Why do games have to ruin it with a stupid, unbeatable chasing?
It's literally impossible to get past that.
I can't be doing anything faster than that, that's impossible.
I mean, maybe you think that's the play hide for longer.
No, I actually had more time to run when uh...
Yeah, if I run, he's gonna catch us.
He'll just like go to McDonald's or something.
He already caught me.
Wait, the elevator opened that time.
I'm going! Help! Boris! Help! Boris was the good guy! There's a serial killer! It's
Simeon! Boris!
wound up saving me. The tape is almost out. After everything you've been through, is there anything else you want on the rea...
We were talking crazy and assuming it was Boris that whole time and he saved us.
That's it. That is my story. Whether people believe it or not, it doesn't change what happened in those rooms.
I don't know. I hope you're right. I just want to leave now.
W. Boris!
After so many years hasn't done me any good.
W. Boris!
I'm sorry.
You're welcome.
It's over.
You don't have to look back anymore.
Recording ended.
Thank you, Elvira.
Get some rest now.
back in recording unit.
Thank you, Elvira.
Get some rest now.
Game of the year.
The only thing I didn't like was that dude
was literally Sonic the Hedgehog at the end,
and I had to wait like 10 minutes for him
to like try to finesse my way out of there
other than that game of the year.
Say it with me, chat.
Game of the year and great stream.
I love y'all man.
Hey, pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Pre-set all the gift is subs, don't knows, bits, follows,
and of course I'm pre-sating y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, you're gonna have a good rest of y'all's night,
have a good day tomorrow,
and I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen,
love you tonight.
Peace out y'all.
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