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Green. You're eating with the five and neon with the five. Cow. What you"}, {"start": 257.02, "end": 259.29999999999995, "text": " You mean cow?"}, {"start": 259.29999999999995, "end": 261.46, "text": " I can prove it."}, {"start": 261.46, "end": 262.18, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 266.9, "end": 267.4, "text": " Green."}, {"start": 271.18, "end": 275.06, "text": " You're welcome for the proof."}, {"start": 275.06, "end": 277.85999999999996, "text": " You are welcome for the proof right there, buddy."}, {"start": 277.85999999999996, "end": 279.34, "text": " Green."}, {"start": 279.34, "end": 281.62, "text": " Straight up green."}, {"start": 281.62, "end": 283.74, "text": " Shout out to everybody's day going on the skill of 1 to 10."}, {"start": 283.74, "end": 285.46, "text": " Let me hear it high."}, {"start": 285.46, "end": 287.76, "text": " Jiro, start with the five, pipe board with the five."}, {"start": 287.76, "end": 288.59999999999997, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 291.96, "end": 298.24, "text": " How are we doing on a scale of one to 10"}, {"start": 298.24, "end": 302.28, "text": " up on this five Wednesday evening?"}, {"start": 302.28000000000003, "end": 315.62, "text": " I mean, are we doing good?"}, {"start": 315.62, "end": 318.02000000000004, "text": " It's the middle of the week."}, {"start": 318.02000000000004, "end": 320.68, "text": " Yo, at least with the 500 bits, high case,"}, {"start": 320.68, "end": 321.74, "text": " we're having a rough time."}, {"start": 321.74, "end": 324.18, "text": " And I'm figuring out new things out myself."}, {"start": 324.18, "end": 325.18, "text": " And it's stressful."}, {"start": 325.18, "end": 327.12, "text": " Is there anything I can do to cope with the stress?"}, {"start": 327.12, "end": 329.42, "text": " Also, thank you for making me smile even on the hard days."}, {"start": 329.42, "end": 334.5, "text": " Hey, you think you can do the cope with the stress?"}, {"start": 334.5, "end": 338.94, "text": " Just try to zone out, low key."}, {"start": 338.94, "end": 339.44, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 339.44, "end": 341.58000000000004, "text": " I'll be getting stressed, too, over nothing."}, {"start": 341.58000000000004, "end": 344.34000000000003, "text": " Yo, YF with the 5W, YF with the 5."}, {"start": 344.34000000000003, "end": 345.34000000000003, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 345.34000000000003, "end": 349.18, "text": " You might as well try to zone out or something."}, {"start": 349.18, "end": 350.02000000000004, "text": " Just sit in a room."}, {"start": 350.02000000000004, "end": 351.58000000000004, "text": " You know what, low key, do some meditators."}, {"start": 351.58000000000004, "end": 352.18, "text": " Just sit in a room."}, {"start": 352.18, "end": 356.02000000000004, "text": " Be like, or you could play a video game, low key."}, {"start": 356.02000000000004, "end": 358.14, "text": " Video games, video games good for that."}, {"start": 359.42, "end": 369.42, "text": " Unironically video games are good for that. No joke. They are. They good for that. CREATING!"}, {"start": 375.42, "end": 377.42, "text": " CREATING TIME BUSTER!"}, {"start": 381.42, "end": 383.42, "text": " CREATING TIME!"}, {"start": 383.42, "end": 390.42, "text": " I'm going to give you a shout out to my friends."}, {"start": 390.42, "end": 393.42, "text": " Creatine time right here right now."}, {"start": 393.42, "end": 396.42, "text": " Yo, Ava with the 5000 BSW Ava."}, {"start": 396.42, "end": 397.42, "text": " Hey, catch my name's Ava."}, {"start": 397.42, "end": 398.42, "text": " Say it's my 20th birthday."}, {"start": 398.42, "end": 399.42, "text": " Love you, friends."}, {"start": 399.42, "end": 400.42, "text": " I appreciate you."}, {"start": 400.42, "end": 401.42, "text": " Bring a smile on my face all the time."}, {"start": 401.42, "end": 402.42, "text": " It made my day."}, {"start": 402.42, "end": 403.42, "text": " You give me a shout out."}, {"start": 403.42, "end": 404.42, "text": " Yo, happy 20th birthday, Ava."}, {"start": 404.42, "end": 405.42, "text": " Chatel, Ava, happy birthday."}, {"start": 405.42, "end": 406.42, "text": " Happy birthday, Ava."}, {"start": 406.42, "end": 407.42, "text": " W, Ava."}, {"start": 407.42, "end": 408.42, "text": " Happy birthday, Ava."}, {"start": 408.42, "end": 412.42, "text": " Matter of fact, go ahead and get them out of my sight."}, {"start": 412.42, "end": 429.5, "text": " get him out of my sight because it's about to be wordle time up in here buster wordle"}, {"start": 429.5, "end": 447.34, "text": " time. Woo! Got that ice in there. Yep. Did you hit that creatine? Yeah! This bottle getting"}, {"start": 447.34000000000003, "end": 449.58000000000004, "text": " getting a little low, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 452.58000000000004, "end": 455.02000000000004, "text": " It's getting a little low."}, {"start": 455.02000000000004, "end": 456.18, "text": " One scoop."}, {"start": 462.02000000000004, "end": 463.22, "text": " One scoop."}, {"start": 467.58000000000004, "end": 469.22, "text": " That's a good scoop."}, {"start": 469.22, "end": 470.58000000000004, "text": " Two scoop."}, {"start": 474.46000000000004, "end": 475.3, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 477.34000000000003, "end": 479.34000000000003, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 482.66, "end": 484.66, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 486.70000000000005, "end": 488.70000000000005, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 497.90000000000003, "end": 499.90000000000003, "text": " Perfect"}, {"start": 499.90000000000003, "end": 524.1800000000001, "text": " Get that lid on there, so it don't spill."}, {"start": 524.1800000000001, "end": 525.1800000000001, "text": " Some liquid just fell out, G.G."}, {"start": 525.1800000000001, "end": 526.1800000000001, "text": " Did it fall on the keyboard?"}, {"start": 526.1800000000001, "end": 527.1800000000001, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 527.1800000000001, "end": 528.98, "text": " Did it fall on the keyboard?"}, {"start": 528.98, "end": 530.3800000000001, "text": " Uh-oh, not again."}, {"start": 532.6800000000001, "end": 533.5200000000001, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 535.32, "end": 536.1600000000001, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 537.22, "end": 540.1600000000001, "text": " Narrowly avoided disaster."}, {"start": 541.46, "end": 543.6600000000001, "text": " Narrowly avoided it."}, {"start": 548.86, "end": 549.7, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 551.74, "end": 554.1, "text": " Cherry came with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 557.1800000000001, "end": 560.46, "text": " Oh, man, that's good."}, {"start": 560.46, "end": 564.2600000000001, "text": " But now it is time for the world."}, {"start": 564.2600000000001, "end": 569.0600000000001, "text": " Why am I face cam doing that?"}, {"start": 569.0600000000001, "end": 571.6600000000001, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 571.6600000000001, "end": 574.6600000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 574.6600000000001, "end": 576.6600000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 576.6600000000001, "end": 578.6600000000001, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 578.6600000000001, "end": 580.6600000000001, "text": " Well?"}, {"start": 580.6600000000001, "end": 583.6600000000001, "text": " Well, G.D.,"}, {"start": 583.66, "end": 591.66, "text": " Well, GG. Madison with the T and get the W Madison with the T and get the."}, {"start": 591.66, "end": 602.66, "text": " Oh, GG. You know, let's go wrist."}, {"start": 602.66, "end": 611.66, "text": " You just hate to see that."}, {"start": 611.66, "end": 641.5799999999999, "text": " TH. It could be TH. It could be no. It can't be throw. That would be nice if it could"}, {"start": 641.58, "end": 666.7, "text": " be thrown. Is that a word? No. Throne? Throne? No, that's how you spell throw. Queen Kather"}, {"start": 666.7, "end": 669.7, "text": " with the 5W Queen Kettle with the 5, thank you."}, {"start": 671.7, "end": 672.7, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 677.7, "end": 679.7, "text": " Wait, it's storm."}, {"start": 681.7, "end": 682.7, "text": " It's not."}, {"start": 691.7, "end": 692.7, "text": " Come."}, {"start": 696.7, "end": 697.7, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 718.7, "end": 719.7, "text": " Fill up."}, {"start": 726.7, "end": 733.7, "text": " Quit playing with me, buddy!"}, {"start": 733.7, "end": 736.7, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 736.7, "end": 744.7, "text": " Quit playing with me, buddy!"}, {"start": 744.7, "end": 746.7, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 746.7, "end": 750.7, "text": " Quit playing with me, buddy!"}, {"start": 750.7, "end": 754.7, "text": " Too easy!"}, {"start": 754.7, "end": 755.7, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 755.7, "end": 756.7, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 756.7, "end": 757.7, "text": " Too easy!"}, {"start": 757.7, "end": 761.7, "text": " Yo J Butter with the 5WJ Butter with the 5!"}, {"start": 761.7, "end": 765.0200000000001, "text": " Case, can you help me in my geometry?"}, {"start": 765.0200000000001, "end": 766.9000000000001, "text": " Now hold up buddy."}, {"start": 766.9, "end": 767.74, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 770.9599999999999, "end": 771.8, "text": " Too easy!"}, {"start": 774.5, "end": 777.0, "text": " Yo, J Butter with the 5WJ Butter with the 5!"}, {"start": 781.3199999999999, "end": 783.36, "text": " Case, can you help me in my geometry?"}, {"start": 783.36, "end": 784.42, "text": " Now hold up, buddy."}, {"start": 785.56, "end": 789.9599999999999, "text": " I may be the war warrior, but I'm not geometry Gerald."}, {"start": 789.9599999999999, "end": 794.96, "text": " Okay, I don't know nothing about no geometry."}, {"start": 794.96, "end": 800.44, "text": " Geometry, let me keep it a stack with you. I don't know"}, {"start": 802.36, "end": 804.36, "text": " Absolutely nothing"}, {"start": 805.6, "end": 807.6, "text": " About no geometry"}, {"start": 808.76, "end": 811.48, "text": " If I'm being real, I don't know nothing"}, {"start": 813.72, "end": 815.5600000000001, "text": " About geometry"}, {"start": 815.5600000000001, "end": 820.24, "text": " What do you think about Burger King's new and improved nuggets? I have not had them. Are they good?"}, {"start": 820.24, "end": 822.72, "text": " I don't know. They had new nuggets. What?"}, {"start": 822.72, "end": 823.5600000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 823.5600000000001, "end": 824.4, "text": " Cough drop."}, {"start": 833.12, "end": 836.2, "text": " Burger King got new chicken nuggets over there."}, {"start": 839.88, "end": 841.6, "text": " Cherry K with the five."}, {"start": 841.6, "end": 845.0400000000001, "text": " Chad, I ain't had a cough drop in like a week, bro."}, {"start": 845.0400000000001, "end": 845.88, "text": " I got my"}, {"start": 847.52, "end": 852.1800000000001, "text": " whole soothing green apple flavor."}, {"start": 852.1800000000001, "end": 857.0200000000001, "text": " They're nowhere near as good as the cool berry ones I was using."}, {"start": 857.0200000000001, "end": 857.5200000000001, "text": " But they are."}, {"start": 860.58, "end": 862.1, "text": " No, that's not a sponsor."}, {"start": 862.1, "end": 862.7800000000001, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 862.7800000000001, "end": 863.5000000000001, "text": " I'm not sponsored."}, {"start": 863.5000000000001, "end": 866.7800000000001, "text": " They should be, though, even though I'm not."}, {"start": 866.7800000000001, "end": 868.58, "text": " I don't give them a free plug."}, {"start": 868.58, "end": 871.82, "text": " I don't know how many times."}, {"start": 871.82, "end": 873.1400000000001, "text": " I don't give them a free plug."}, {"start": 873.1400000000001, "end": 877.0200000000001, "text": " I don't know how many times, buddy."}, {"start": 877.0200000000001, "end": 877.7, "text": " Let me tell you."}, {"start": 877.7, "end": 886.62, "text": " Isn't it bad to take too many calls drops the the too many is subjective"}, {"start": 886.62, "end": 897.5400000000001, "text": " too many is like a hundred a day in my opinion that's too many now you take I"}, {"start": 897.5400000000001, "end": 900.82, "text": " mean I'm talking about man you know real this is I didn't take that many on"}, {"start": 900.82, "end": 907.3000000000001, "text": " stream no watch they about ten of them and not even ever stream either no joke"}, {"start": 907.3000000000001, "end": 908.72, "text": " Oh, not even every stream."}, {"start": 911.5200000000001, "end": 912.36, "text": " That is a lot."}, {"start": 912.36, "end": 914.22, "text": " Chit-call drops is not a lie."}, {"start": 914.22, "end": 915.22, "text": " Get outta here."}, {"start": 916.22, "end": 917.3000000000001, "text": " Nowhere to eat."}, {"start": 920.48, "end": 922.4000000000001, "text": " Why y'all lying, dude?"}, {"start": 925.5000000000001, "end": 926.34, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 928.5600000000001, "end": 930.46, "text": " Watch out for it lying up in here."}, {"start": 934.6600000000001, "end": 935.9000000000001, "text": " Chad, are you a liar?"}, {"start": 937.3000000000001, "end": 960.0600000000001, "text": " be honest. Are you a liar? Anybody that said yes is proving my point. If you said yes,"}, {"start": 960.0600000000001, "end": 965.6600000000001, "text": " you're proving my point. I done I done these in about a week or so. I want to do some more"}, {"start": 965.66, "end": 973.8199999999999, "text": " of them. You can't change. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 977.02, "end": 982.3, "text": " Waffles. Well, where's the scale of one to 10 at? It is one to 10 or one to five up in"}, {"start": 982.3, "end": 985.42, "text": " here. I don't know how many we got."}, {"start": 985.4200000000001, "end": 994.7, "text": " Judging off the video leap, I'm gonna assume it's five."}, {"start": 994.7, "end": 1001.9000000000001, "text": " So I'm gonna pull waffles at three."}, {"start": 1001.9000000000001, "end": 1003.9000000000001, "text": " Okay, five."}, {"start": 1003.9000000000001, "end": 1006.7, "text": " Uh, four."}, {"start": 1006.7, "end": 1010.34, "text": " So I got two and one left."}, {"start": 1010.34, "end": 1013.0, "text": " I'm assuming, I don't know if that's what I have now."}, {"start": 1017.0, "end": 1017.94, "text": " I guess two."}, {"start": 1021.7800000000001, "end": 1023.98, "text": " I'm cool with this, wait, is there more?"}, {"start": 1026.38, "end": 1029.38, "text": " Bro, won't you put a number next time, man?"}, {"start": 1030.58, "end": 1031.42, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 1037.06, "end": 1039.5, "text": " Oh, sweet teeth, what, how do you get this?"}, {"start": 1040.34, "end": 1048.36, "text": " I was wrong way but I was wrong way"}, {"start": 1048.36, "end": 1057.04, "text": " break these light sources break these but you can't change I do that"}, {"start": 1060.6, "end": 1063.76, "text": " thank you"}, {"start": 1063.76, "end": 1073.68, "text": " Ooh, Street Lights is a 5e light source, 14 of them dude, I'm not gonna be able to keep"}, {"start": 1073.68, "end": 1076.68, "text": " up with this."}, {"start": 1076.68, "end": 1078.68, "text": " 4."}, {"start": 1078.68, "end": 1088.32, "text": " Blurred with the 5, normal like regular lamps?"}, {"start": 1088.32, "end": 1090.32, "text": " Uh, 3."}, {"start": 1090.32, "end": 1092.52, "text": " No joke, 3."}, {"start": 1092.52, "end": 1100.2, "text": " lamps? I'm not gonna consider that a salt lamp. Is that a salt lamp? Bro, I don't know."}, {"start": 1102.84, "end": 1113.08, "text": " Five, I guess. Salt that number one. Number one light source period. End of discussion. Salt lamp."}, {"start": 1113.08, "end": 1114.36, "text": " Well, hold on now."}, {"start": 1125.6399999999999, "end": 1130.1599999999999, "text": " You know what the number one light source is between?"}, {"start": 1130.1599999999999, "end": 1131.84, "text": " Skies with the five."}, {"start": 1131.84, "end": 1135.6799999999998, "text": " Number one light source is between salt lamps"}, {"start": 1135.6799999999998, "end": 1138.76, "text": " and under cabinet lighting."}, {"start": 1138.76, "end": 1139.96, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 1139.96, "end": 1143.68, "text": " Underlight cabinet lighting is one of the most"}, {"start": 1143.68, "end": 1147.56, "text": " mighty light sources, literally ever."}, {"start": 1147.56, "end": 1152.1200000000001, "text": " It's between those two, but I'm gonna have to go ahead"}, {"start": 1152.1200000000001, "end": 1153.08, "text": " and give it a salt nap."}, {"start": 1153.08, "end": 1154.48, "text": " Salt nap's undefeated."}, {"start": 1154.48, "end": 1156.32, "text": " I mean, there's a salt nap literally right there."}, {"start": 1156.32, "end": 1157.6000000000001, "text": " You can kind of see this light right here."}, {"start": 1157.6000000000001, "end": 1158.56, "text": " That's a salt nap."}, {"start": 1158.56, "end": 1161.28, "text": " And I got a salt nap on a table with me."}, {"start": 1161.28, "end": 1162.92, "text": " I'm gonna go number one salt nap."}, {"start": 1167.72, "end": 1169.56, "text": " Full moons."}, {"start": 1169.56, "end": 1172.08, "text": " Uh, I'll go seven with that."}, {"start": 1172.08, "end": 1173.28, "text": " Now I'll go eight with that."}, {"start": 1174.8799999999999, "end": 1177.2, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 1177.2, "end": 1179.6, "text": " Can't quit it at number two, so I'm gonna go six."}, {"start": 1179.6, "end": 1184.6, "text": " T.V. in a dark room, that's number two."}, {"start": 1188.36, "end": 1190.8, "text": " Cause I know you're not gonna have something as specific"}, {"start": 1190.8, "end": 1193.36, "text": " as under cabinet lighting here."}, {"start": 1193.36, "end": 1197.0, "text": " So I'm gonna go T.V. in a dark room for number two."}, {"start": 1197.0, "end": 1197.84, "text": " Gotta be."}, {"start": 1197.84, "end": 1204.84, "text": " I learned with another five."}, {"start": 1204.84, "end": 1213.84, "text": " I like candles, they're up there, but I don't even know what numbers I got left."}, {"start": 1213.84, "end": 1219.84, "text": " Sunsets are kind of depressed, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 1219.84, "end": 1224.84, "text": " Twilight times go to, Twilight's on, Halloween decorations go to, I don't even know what"}, {"start": 1224.84, "end": 1243.3999999999999, "text": " what numbers I got there, FGG. W video, though. Oh, Lord, what is this? What? Rank these four"}, {"start": 1243.4, "end": 1248.4, "text": " songs by how objectively worse they are than imagined dragons."}, {"start": 1254.4, "end": 1257.4, "text": " What does that mean? There's nothing worse than that."}, {"start": 1262.4, "end": 1263.4, "text": " That's not even possible."}, {"start": 1267.4, "end": 1268.4, "text": " This song's good."}, {"start": 1270.4, "end": 1271.4, "text": " I like this song."}, {"start": 1271.4, "end": 1273.4, "text": " I'ma go number two right."}, {"start": 1273.4, "end": 1281.4, "text": " I like pizza."}, {"start": 1281.4, "end": 1283.4, "text": " Yeah, I'm gone."}, {"start": 1291.4, "end": 1295.4, "text": " What are we doing, man?"}, {"start": 1295.4, "end": 1304.0, "text": " What are these tornadoes that I think were EFI's, by how much you think they were EFI's?"}, {"start": 1304.0, "end": 1307.0, "text": " From what are these instructions?"}, {"start": 1307.0, "end": 1313.0, "text": " Oh, man, that's an EFI."}, {"start": 1313.0, "end": 1314.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1314.0, "end": 1319.0, "text": " Yeah, that's an EFI."}, {"start": 1319.0, "end": 1321.0, "text": " Yeah, that's the EF5."}, {"start": 1325.0, "end": 1327.0, "text": " Wait, they're gonna tip it to the EF5 or not?"}, {"start": 1329.0, "end": 1331.0, "text": " CUT!"}, {"start": 1335.0, "end": 1341.0, "text": " That's about an EF5, cause there's still boards left on the outside of walls. That's probably like an EF3 maybe, 4."}, {"start": 1349.0, "end": 1352.5, "text": " Yeah, it ripped that house clean away."}, {"start": 1352.5, "end": 1355.5, "text": " That's probably a EF5, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 1355.5, "end": 1359.5, "text": " Oh, yeah, that's gotta be a EF5."}, {"start": 1359.5, "end": 1361.5, "text": " I mean, the right and the left."}, {"start": 1366.5, "end": 1369.0, "text": " EF. Oh, it's telling me what they are."}, {"start": 1369.0, "end": 1371.5, "text": " Oh, I'm stupid. Oh, I'm actually stupid."}, {"start": 1373.5, "end": 1375.5, "text": " Oh, these are telling me what they are."}, {"start": 1375.5, "end": 1377.5, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 1377.5, "end": 1379.5, "text": " Wait, why is this in the middle of the video?"}, {"start": 1380.74, "end": 1384.18, "text": " Why is there another mouse up here? What is this editing?"}, {"start": 1390.62, "end": 1396.88, "text": " What is going on? I'm out of here. I'm confused by the instructions."}, {"start": 1397.58, "end": 1399.58, "text": " Oh my goodness, what is this?"}, {"start": 1399.58, "end": 1403.46, "text": " Rank these foods based on how they are made, but you can't change."}, {"start": 1403.46, "end": 1411.46, "text": " The depositor has nine nozzles. Each nozzle shoots an exact amount of pancake batter onto a hot moving griddle."}, {"start": 1411.46, "end": 1413.46, "text": " Dude, what are we doing?"}, {"start": 1417.46, "end": 1420.46, "text": " I'm raking them how they're made."}, {"start": 1422.46, "end": 1427.46, "text": " Dude, how am I supposed to rank five? I mean, this is just jumping a bunch of stuff."}, {"start": 1427.46, "end": 1431.3, "text": " Moving griddle now the tomato sauce dispenser rotates"}, {"start": 1432.3, "end": 1434.46, "text": " Sauce onto the dough in"}, {"start": 1435.66, "end": 1436.94, "text": " Circles"}, {"start": 1436.94, "end": 1442.58, "text": " I'm not I'm not doing this based on how they taste. I'm doing it based on how it's made and that's just like it'd be better"}, {"start": 1442.58, "end": 1447.9, "text": " Somebody was making you know what I mean? He roasts samples of the beans in these mini roasters"}, {"start": 1448.5, "end": 1455.26, "text": " This unlocks the flavors and aromas in the green coffee bean. They add pureed tomatoes to the pungent bank"}, {"start": 1455.26, "end": 1458.76, "text": " Big dog, that's red 40 and I'm going number one."}, {"start": 1458.76, "end": 1463.76, "text": " Blades stir the ingredients as they simmer in the steam heated mixer."}, {"start": 1463.76, "end": 1468.76, "text": " Peanut butter is a healthy protein rich food with plenty of items, minerals, and fiber."}, {"start": 1468.76, "end": 1471.76, "text": " I don't even know what I'm doing, it's real right now."}, {"start": 1471.76, "end": 1474.76, "text": " What have these rankings?"}, {"start": 1474.76, "end": 1481.76, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 1481.76, "end": 1494.76, "text": " I'll go for it with this."}, {"start": 1494.76, "end": 1496.76, "text": " Everybody left a bomb"}, {"start": 1496.76, "end": 1498.76, "text": " Uh, I'll go four with this"}, {"start": 1508.76, "end": 1512.76, "text": " Oh, that's a bomb, that's a banker, that's a bomb, that's a banker, that's a bomb"}, {"start": 1512.76, "end": 1514.76, "text": " I'm going number two with this"}, {"start": 1514.76, "end": 1516.76, "text": " So I got number three and I got number one left"}, {"start": 1524.76, "end": 1532.76, "text": " That's number one get up out of here. Yeah, that's number one. What's number three go baby?"}, {"start": 1532.76, "end": 1536.76, "text": " I don't want to be in front of you"}, {"start": 1536.76, "end": 1541.76, "text": " Do you really want to man for my food?"}, {"start": 1541.76, "end": 1543.76, "text": " You made out, you're an old man"}, {"start": 1543.76, "end": 1545.76, "text": " Cause you came on your way"}, {"start": 1545.76, "end": 1547.76, "text": " You spilled my credit card!"}, {"start": 1547.76, "end": 1550.76, "text": " You're an old man, so I got to show off and get away"}, {"start": 1552.76, "end": 1554.76, "text": " Spill it before you take it"}, {"start": 1554.76, "end": 1556.76, "text": " Not too bad though"}, {"start": 1556.76, "end": 1558.76, "text": " I'm cool with that being number three"}, {"start": 1558.76, "end": 1559.76, "text": " I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 1559.76, "end": 1561.76, "text": " I'm cool with that"}, {"start": 1562.76, "end": 1569.76, "text": " Choose your favorite part, part of what?"}, {"start": 1569.76, "end": 1575.76, "text": " Thank you for what?"}, {"start": 1575.76, "end": 1578.76, "text": " Did I do that happen?"}, {"start": 1578.76, "end": 1583.76, "text": " When was that from?"}, {"start": 1583.76, "end": 1584.76, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 1584.76, "end": 1589.76, "text": " I didn't do that, but you're welcome."}, {"start": 1589.76, "end": 1592.76, "text": " I mean, big dog, let's be, you know what?"}, {"start": 1597.76, "end": 1599.76, "text": " See, you know what? I gotta be objective here."}, {"start": 1599.76, "end": 1604.76, "text": " The reason I gotta be objective here is because one of these things is forever,"}, {"start": 1604.76, "end": 1609.76, "text": " and it's always good no matter what, and another thing is gone, and you just simply can't get it no more."}, {"start": 1609.76, "end": 1612.76, "text": " So I have to take that into consideration with this."}, {"start": 1612.76, "end": 1616.76, "text": " Like, the Steakhouse Reader was no longer like a thing, right?"}, {"start": 1616.76, "end": 1628.2, "text": " So that being said, on availability, like I'm going to put to you this way, aside from"}, {"start": 1628.2, "end": 1634.36, "text": " straight up microwave and ramen noodles, grilled cheese is the best tasting simplest"}, {"start": 1634.36, "end": 1638.0, "text": " food in the history of humanity."}, {"start": 1638.0, "end": 1644.36, "text": " There is nothing easier than getting two pieces of bread, some cheese in the middle, and throwing"}, {"start": 1644.3600000000001, "end": 1646.0000000000002, "text": " a little bit of butter and a skillet,"}, {"start": 1646.0000000000002, "end": 1648.16, "text": " and nothing else can be that simple"}, {"start": 1648.16, "end": 1650.44, "text": " and come out to taste as good as a grilled cheese."}, {"start": 1650.44, "end": 1653.5200000000002, "text": " It's actually unbelievable when you think about it."}, {"start": 1653.5200000000002, "end": 1658.5200000000002, "text": " It's unreal how simple, but at the same time,"}, {"start": 1658.8000000000002, "end": 1660.46, "text": " one of the best things in the world,"}, {"start": 1662.3200000000002, "end": 1663.88, "text": " it destroyed up grilled cheese."}, {"start": 1665.0400000000002, "end": 1667.16, "text": " No meat, big dog, we're talking about a grilled cheese."}, {"start": 1667.16, "end": 1668.44, "text": " I'm not talking about a sandwich"}, {"start": 1668.44, "end": 1670.44, "text": " with melted cheese in it, you simple thing."}, {"start": 1670.44, "end": 1671.2800000000002, "text": " Get outta here."}, {"start": 1671.28, "end": 1676.28, "text": " If you throw meat in the grilled cheese at low-key ruins it just go eat a sandwich at that point."}, {"start": 1678.28, "end": 1680.28, "text": " So I'm gonna go grill cheese here."}, {"start": 1686.28, "end": 1689.28, "text": " Gravy or steakhouse? Okay I'll go steakhouse burrito."}, {"start": 1692.28, "end": 1694.28, "text": " We're putting everything against a steakhouse burrito?"}, {"start": 1696.28, "end": 1698.28, "text": " Chicken nuggets from the secret store?"}, {"start": 1698.28, "end": 1703.28, "text": " Oh, yeah, I remember I told y'all I found a store where you could buy McDonald's chicken nuggets"}, {"start": 1704.28, "end": 1709.28, "text": " Without having to go to McDonald's like I could buy them in bulk. Yeah, I'm going. I'm going chicken nuggets in there"}, {"start": 1710.28, "end": 1713.28, "text": " Yeah, I remember that I wouldn't tell y'all the name of it either"}, {"start": 1714.28, "end": 1719.28, "text": " Yeah, I gate kept that. Well, I mostly gate kept it because that's gonna dox me, but"}, {"start": 1719.28, "end": 1724.52, "text": " But yeah, there was a store that I could get McDonald's."}, {"start": 1724.52, "end": 1726.6399999999999, "text": " Literally McDonald's chicken nuggets, by the way."}, {"start": 1726.6399999999999, "end": 1727.72, "text": " Like, actually them."}, {"start": 1727.72, "end": 1729.28, "text": " Like, you put them in the air fryer."}, {"start": 1729.28, "end": 1731.32, "text": " It's like you're getting fresh McDonald's chicken nuggets"}, {"start": 1731.32, "end": 1732.72, "text": " every time you could buy them in bulk."}, {"start": 1732.72, "end": 1735.08, "text": " You could get, like, huge boxes of them."}, {"start": 1735.08, "end": 1736.2, "text": " I was able to get that."}, {"start": 1736.2, "end": 1738.28, "text": " You could also get, like, stuffed crab."}, {"start": 1738.28, "end": 1742.6399999999999, "text": " And you could get the windy, spicy chicken nuggets, too."}, {"start": 1742.6399999999999, "end": 1746.8, "text": " Matter of fact, I don't remember the name of the store."}, {"start": 1746.8, "end": 1748.12, "text": " I'm dead serious, though."}, {"start": 1749.28, "end": 1764.28, "text": " I'm not even gatekeeper. I think it was like a local thing. I don't know. I can't remember."}, {"start": 1764.28, "end": 1776.28, "text": " Do I remember the name of it? No, it wasn't Sam's. It wasn't like."}, {"start": 1776.28, "end": 1790.04, "text": " What was the name of it? I forgot. No, it wasn't Cisco or Costco either. Oh, the new son. I'm"}, {"start": 1790.04, "end": 1800.8, "text": " still gonna stay down here. It's in Jonesboro. Oh, let me see. Let me see."}, {"start": 1806.28, "end": 1817.44, "text": " You may tell you how to name up for it where you can go and buy frozen bulk of McDonald's"}, {"start": 1817.44, "end": 1819.44, "text": " chicken nuggets from."}, {"start": 1819.44, "end": 1822.96, "text": " Let me make sure it ain't gonna die."}, {"start": 1822.96, "end": 1827.48, "text": " Let me make sure it ain't gonna die."}, {"start": 1827.48, "end": 1830.3999999999999, "text": " Wait, y'all are cooked."}, {"start": 1830.3999999999999, "end": 1831.3999999999999, "text": " Y'all are cooked."}, {"start": 1831.3999999999999, "end": 1832.3999999999999, "text": " I think they're like only in Arkansas."}, {"start": 1832.3999999999999, "end": 1833.84, "text": " I think there's one in Tennessee."}, {"start": 1833.8400000000001, "end": 1834.8400000000001, "text": " It's called Chicken City."}, {"start": 1839.0000000000002, "end": 1840.5200000000002, "text": " Yeah, it's called Chicken City, buddy."}, {"start": 1846.5600000000002, "end": 1847.5600000000002, "text": " Yep, Chicken City."}, {"start": 1851.44, "end": 1853.4, "text": " So if you got a Chicken City near you,"}, {"start": 1853.4, "end": 1856.5600000000002, "text": " you could actually get some like, I'm not talking like,"}, {"start": 1856.5600000000002, "end": 1858.6000000000001, "text": " oh, they're just as good as McDonald's Chicken Nuggets."}, {"start": 1858.6000000000001, "end": 1862.4800000000002, "text": " No, I'm like dead serious."}, {"start": 1862.48, "end": 1867.32, "text": " Like, I need to describe, like, it is McDonald's chicken nuggets."}, {"start": 1867.32, "end": 1869.1200000000001, "text": " Like, it is McDonald's chicken nuggets."}, {"start": 1869.1200000000001, "end": 1871.04, "text": " Like, it's literally them."}, {"start": 1871.04, "end": 1874.6, "text": " It's like, it's legitimately them."}, {"start": 1874.6, "end": 1875.52, "text": " Like, I'm serious."}, {"start": 1875.52, "end": 1877.04, "text": " It's because you bring 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mushrooms with us."}, {"start": 1909.2, "end": 1912.2, "text": " I still hate McDonald's for taking that burger away."}, {"start": 1912.2, "end": 1915.2, "text": " Who used to get this burger like 15 years ago when it was there?"}, {"start": 1915.2, "end": 1918.2, "text": " Bro, me and my mom used to get this burger every time."}, {"start": 1918.2, "end": 1923.52, "text": " Every time I went and took this out the menu, I was devastated because they had this one."}, {"start": 1923.52, "end": 1927.44, "text": " They had two other Angus beef burgers at McDonald's back in the day."}, {"start": 1927.44, "end": 1930.76, "text": " It's like, I don't understand, man."}, {"start": 1930.76, "end": 1933.76, "text": " Like why do y'all do that?"}, {"start": 1933.76, "end": 1936.3600000000001, "text": " Rank these six foods that you can change."}, {"start": 1936.3600000000001, "end": 1937.6000000000001, "text": " Strawberry cheese."}, {"start": 1937.6000000000001, "end": 1938.6000000000001, "text": " Salad?"}, {"start": 1938.6000000000001, "end": 1943.04, "text": " Case, I know you put this at six."}, {"start": 1943.04, "end": 1944.04, "text": " You don't know that."}, {"start": 1944.04, "end": 1947.3600000000001, "text": " But I will go six with it."}, {"start": 1947.3600000000001, "end": 1948.88, "text": " I know you put this at 6."}, {"start": 1948.88, "end": 1949.88, "text": " SHUT UP, MAN!"}, {"start": 1951.38, "end": 1951.88, "text": " 2."}, {"start": 1951.88, "end": 1953.8000000000002, "text": " Well, I might as well go straight up 1."}, {"start": 1953.8000000000002, "end": 1954.8000000000002, "text": " Now I'ma go 2."}, {"start": 1960.2, "end": 1960.7, "text": " 3."}, {"start": 1963.7, "end": 1965.46, "text": " Wait, is this guy got the same person?"}, {"start": 1966.0400000000002, "end": 1966.5400000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1969.1000000000001, "end": 1971.5000000000002, "text": " I guess I gotta go 4, cause I'm holding my number 1 spot."}, {"start": 1974.3000000000002, "end": 1974.8000000000002, "text": " 5."}, {"start": 1977.3600000000001, "end": 1979.2400000000002, "text": " Well, I thought there was going to be Raymond Noodle's on here."}, {"start": 1979.2400000000002, "end": 1980.88, "text": " That's why I was holding my number one spot."}, {"start": 1980.88, "end": 1982.0400000000002, "text": " I sold."}, {"start": 1985.0400000000002, "end": 1987.44, "text": " I am so sick of you, Spider-Man!"}, {"start": 1987.44, "end": 1989.44, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1989.44, "end": 1991.2, "text": " You didn't put a wild bang on here?"}, {"start": 1991.2, "end": 1992.2, "text": " Bang him out of this court."}, {"start": 1992.2, "end": 1992.7, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1997.96, "end": 1999.8400000000001, "text": " I don't know if y'all remember this is the monster truck I was"}, {"start": 1999.8400000000001, "end": 2001.72, "text": " trying to buy a while back."}, {"start": 2001.72, "end": 2003.5600000000002, "text": " Couldn't get in contact with him now."}, {"start": 2003.5600000000002, "end": 2006.5600000000002, "text": " If it's up for sale, I still won't."}, {"start": 2006.56, "end": 2009.06, "text": " I love the wild thing, monster truck man."}, {"start": 2009.06, "end": 2014.06, "text": " That's ORA, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 2017.7, "end": 2021.04, "text": " That is crazy ORA, that's tough actually."}, {"start": 2024.34, "end": 2025.1799999999998, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 2029.1799999999998, "end": 2032.78, "text": " Okay, wait, you're going to go a bit too fast buddy."}, {"start": 2032.78, "end": 2034.82, "text": " Wait, you're going to go a bit too fast."}, {"start": 2034.82, "end": 2036.82, "text": " SHUT UP!"}, {"start": 2038.82, "end": 2041.82, "text": " I don't know, let's put him somewhere. Best of two, one. How about that?"}, {"start": 2045.82, "end": 2047.82, "text": " Rank these, but you can't change."}, {"start": 2057.8199999999997, "end": 2058.8199999999997, "text": " Amy?"}, {"start": 2061.8199999999997, "end": 2063.8199999999997, "text": " That thing kind of tough, it's simple."}, {"start": 2064.82, "end": 2069.82, "text": " I'm just ranking names, right?"}, {"start": 2069.82, "end": 2070.82, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2070.82, "end": 2073.82, "text": " Amy kind of tough."}, {"start": 2073.82, "end": 2076.82, "text": " I'll go like, I'll go a solid."}, {"start": 2076.82, "end": 2080.82, "text": " You know, I'll go three."}, {"start": 2080.82, "end": 2082.82, "text": " Ron?"}, {"start": 2082.82, "end": 2083.6600000000003, "text": " One?"}, {"start": 2099.36, "end": 2101.2000000000003, "text": " Mm, that's, that's down there."}, {"start": 2101.2000000000003, "end": 2102.04, "text": " That's down there."}, {"start": 2102.04, "end": 2102.94, "text": " That might be silk."}, {"start": 2107.5800000000004, "end": 2110.04, "text": " Yeah, I'm probably gonna go and sell them with that."}, {"start": 2110.04, "end": 2122.04, "text": " Dolores, unironically a go-to name, like all jokes aside, go-to name, I'm going, where"}, {"start": 2122.04, "end": 2123.04, "text": " did I put Amy at?"}, {"start": 2123.04, "end": 2130.7599999999998, "text": " Did I put Amy at three or four?"}, {"start": 2130.7599999999998, "end": 2131.7599999999998, "text": " I'll put Amy at three."}, {"start": 2131.7599999999998, "end": 2134.08, "text": " I'll go four with Dolores, I guess."}, {"start": 2134.08, "end": 2141.08, "text": " Not Dolores, not Dolores, but the name Dolores."}, {"start": 2141.08, "end": 2146.08, "text": " Simon, I'll go six."}, {"start": 2146.08, "end": 2148.08, "text": " Joseph, I'll go five."}, {"start": 2148.08, "end": 2153.08, "text": " So I got two and one left."}, {"start": 2153.08, "end": 2158.08, "text": " Okay, I sold."}, {"start": 2158.08, "end": 2160.08, "text": " Okay, I sold real bad."}, {"start": 2160.08, "end": 2161.08, "text": " worst list ever."}, {"start": 2166.58, "end": 2167.72, "text": " You're banned by the way."}, {"start": 2167.72, "end": 2171.6, "text": " That was, you're literally, you're banned."}, {"start": 2171.6, "end": 2173.1, "text": " You're just straight up banned."}, {"start": 2190.08, "end": 2192.14, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2220.08, "end": 2222.14, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2250.08, "end": 2252.14, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2280.08, "end": 2282.14, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2310.08, "end": 2312.14, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2340.08, "end": 2347.08, "text": " That's number one, get out of here."}, {"start": 2370.08, "end": 2378.44, "text": " I don't think I've ever heard that song, but Coldplay makes nothing but bangers."}, {"start": 2378.44, "end": 2381.48, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 2381.48, "end": 2384.6, "text": " Coldplay makes some bangers."}, {"start": 2384.6, "end": 2386.92, "text": " Rank which Buc-ies you'd rather buy?"}, {"start": 2386.92, "end": 2387.92, "text": " What do you mean Buc-ies?"}, {"start": 2387.92, "end": 2388.92, "text": " Like the whole Buc-ies?"}, {"start": 2388.92, "end": 2397.92, "text": " Yo, Ashton with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 2427.92, "end": 2446.44, "text": " I don't know what to say."}, {"start": 2446.44, "end": 2452.0, "text": " Rate my most played League of Legends champions."}, {"start": 2452.0, "end": 2463.84, "text": " Okay, so it seems like you might be a decent human being."}, {"start": 2463.84, "end": 2468.88, "text": " I'll go three with Gallio."}, {"start": 2468.88, "end": 2473.48, "text": " Okay, it's getting worse."}, {"start": 2473.48, "end": 2478.84, "text": " If you play Argot, I just lost a little bit of respect for you."}, {"start": 2478.84, "end": 2483.96, "text": " That being said, I do like our gut, playing our gut."}, {"start": 2483.96, "end": 2485.84, "text": " I'm going to go five with our gut."}, {"start": 2492.56, "end": 2493.06, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2499.4, "end": 2500.1600000000003, "text": " I guess four."}, {"start": 2506.6400000000003, "end": 2507.2400000000002, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2507.2400000000002, "end": 2513.2400000000002, "text": " So, yeah, you're, yeah."}, {"start": 2515.88, "end": 2518.2400000000002, "text": " What do I got, two, one, seven, and six left?"}, {"start": 2523.96, "end": 2524.96, "text": " I mean, six."}, {"start": 2532.32, "end": 2533.48, "text": " I'm mad at Diana."}, {"start": 2533.48, "end": 2534.28, "text": " I'll go two."}, {"start": 2534.28, "end": 2535.5600000000004, "text": " So I got one and seven left."}, {"start": 2537.2400000000002, "end": 2545.5400000000004, "text": " I'm not mad at Vigar either. I kind of miss with Vigar, but am I going to put him at one?"}, {"start": 2545.5400000000004, "end": 2554.7000000000003, "text": " I can't put him at seven. I'll go one. Who's seven?"}, {"start": 2554.7000000000003, "end": 2560.94, "text": " I'm like, oh, you know what? You're not subhuman. You know what? You're actually not subhuman."}, {"start": 2560.94, "end": 2565.26, "text": " Don't lie, believe it or not, that's crazy."}, {"start": 2565.26, "end": 2568.26, "text": " Because most League of Legends players are subhuman."}, {"start": 2568.26, "end": 2571.86, "text": " You're actually not subhuman, that's crazy."}, {"start": 2571.86, "end": 2578.5, "text": " Wow, I'm actually not mad at that at all."}, {"start": 2578.5, "end": 2580.9, "text": " Rank these home's Bob characters."}, {"start": 2580.9, "end": 2581.9, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 2581.9, "end": 2582.9, "text": " I feel good."}, {"start": 2589.06, "end": 2590.06, "text": " I'm a go-to with Pat."}, {"start": 2590.94, "end": 2599.94, "text": " I'll go like five with Larry."}, {"start": 2599.94, "end": 2601.7000000000003, "text": " How long can she stay like that?"}, {"start": 2601.7000000000003, "end": 2602.7000000000003, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 2602.7000000000003, "end": 2603.7000000000003, "text": " Sandy's a girl?"}, {"start": 2603.7000000000003, "end": 2604.7000000000003, "text": " Mr. Krabs."}, {"start": 2604.7000000000003, "end": 2605.7000000000003, "text": " No, there's too many."}, {"start": 2605.7000000000003, "end": 2612.26, "text": " Let's go ahead and put SpongeBob when I put Sandy at like four."}, {"start": 2612.26, "end": 2614.62, "text": " Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food."}, {"start": 2614.62, "end": 2615.62, "text": " Just look at his daughter."}, {"start": 2615.62, "end": 2617.62, "text": " She's as big as a whale."}, {"start": 2617.62, "end": 2618.62, "text": " Money."}, {"start": 2618.62, "end": 2619.62, "text": " Money."}, {"start": 2619.62, "end": 2620.62, "text": " Money."}, {"start": 2620.62, "end": 2623.62, "text": " To the Calipraktor!"}, {"start": 2623.62, "end": 2625.62, "text": " Wheeeee!"}, {"start": 2625.62, "end": 2626.62, "text": " Dude, this is..."}, {"start": 2626.62, "end": 2628.62, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 2628.62, "end": 2630.62, "text": " My grave is naked."}, {"start": 2635.62, "end": 2636.62, "text": " Why aren't you laughing?"}, {"start": 2636.62, "end": 2638.62, "text": " I've heard this joke before."}, {"start": 2643.62, "end": 2647.62, "text": " I'm assuming this is your favorite character just because you gave him an intro."}, {"start": 2650.62, "end": 2660.5, "text": " Why is it whenever I'm having fun it's wrong"}, {"start": 2673.18, "end": 2676.02, "text": " Bro SpongeBob is so goofy dude"}, {"start": 2676.02, "end": 2681.02, "text": " Man golly."}, {"start": 2681.02, "end": 2686.02, "text": " I'm a Scottie man."}, {"start": 2686.02, "end": 2688.02, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 2688.02, "end": 2695.02, "text": " This is the most like 2010 thing I've ever seen."}, {"start": 2695.02, "end": 2700.02, "text": " I forgot about this song."}, {"start": 2700.02, "end": 2705.02, "text": " I'm going three with this one."}, {"start": 2705.02, "end": 2713.2599999999998, "text": " Oh five, I got overplayed."}, {"start": 2713.2599999999998, "end": 2714.2599999999998, "text": " You know why I got overplayed?"}, {"start": 2714.2599999999998, "end": 2720.1, "text": " Because I'm pretty sure, wasn't this the intro song to Deadliest Catch?"}, {"start": 2720.1, "end": 2724.94, "text": " I'm pretty sure this was the intro song to Deadliest Catch, and I just heard it too many"}, {"start": 2724.94, "end": 2726.94, "text": " time so it's a permafive."}, {"start": 2726.94, "end": 2740.14, "text": " What do I have left?"}, {"start": 2740.14, "end": 2742.7400000000002, "text": " I got four, two, and one."}, {"start": 2742.7400000000002, "end": 2748.94, "text": " I got two with this."}, {"start": 2748.94, "end": 2750.14, "text": " I got four on one left."}, {"start": 2756.14, "end": 2757.34, "text": " I forgot about this song."}, {"start": 2759.7400000000002, "end": 2761.7400000000002, "text": " Uh, do I put it in one though? I don't think I can."}, {"start": 2764.54, "end": 2767.34, "text": " I'ma go, uh, I'll go four."}, {"start": 2767.34, "end": 2780.34, "text": " I sold. I'd put Scatman number one if I'd known all that."}, {"start": 2780.34, "end": 2790.34, "text": " Rank these but you can't change."}, {"start": 2790.34, "end": 2792.34, "text": " Rank the animals based on toolness."}, {"start": 2792.34, "end": 2801.94, "text": " Oh, that's wow, that is way up there."}, {"start": 2801.94, "end": 2806.58, "text": " That might arguably be literally number one off real."}, {"start": 2806.58, "end": 2810.98, "text": " We're talking ranking them based off coolness."}, {"start": 2810.98, "end": 2818.42, "text": " It's hard to think of like a cooler, like every time I like, because we got horses here,"}, {"start": 2818.42, "end": 2825.42, "text": " Every time I see the horses, I'm like, wow, that horse is cool."}, {"start": 2835.2200000000003, "end": 2836.98, "text": " I'll go too."}, {"start": 2836.98, "end": 2841.78, "text": " Man, I might just go number one with horses."}, {"start": 2841.78, "end": 2844.78, "text": " Yeah, I'm going number one with horses."}, {"start": 2844.78, "end": 2854.2200000000003, "text": " straight up you heard me shark coolness fact I mean they're cool I go five"}, {"start": 2854.2200000000003, "end": 2857.7400000000002, "text": " though they're cool"}, {"start": 2859.0600000000004, "end": 2865.46, "text": " penguins okay penguins are really cool I'll go three with penguins"}, {"start": 2865.46, "end": 2871.18, "text": " Foxes are really cool too."}, {"start": 2871.18, "end": 2873.02, "text": " I go forward with foxes."}, {"start": 2873.02, "end": 2878.34, "text": " So I got two, seven, and six left."}, {"start": 2878.34, "end": 2882.7, "text": " Okay, lions are very cool."}, {"start": 2882.7, "end": 2884.14, "text": " You gotta go number two with that."}, {"start": 2884.14, "end": 2885.14, "text": " You just have to."}, {"start": 2885.14, "end": 2886.14, "text": " Oh, I sold."}, {"start": 2886.14, "end": 2887.14, "text": " But this ain't even fair, man."}, {"start": 2887.14, "end": 2888.14, "text": " This ain't even fair, dude."}, {"start": 2888.14, "end": 2889.14, "text": " I sold."}, {"start": 2889.14, "end": 2891.8399999999997, "text": " But it's not even fair, man."}, {"start": 2891.8399999999997, "end": 2895.14, "text": " This ain't even fair, dude!"}, {"start": 2899.14, "end": 2902.14, "text": " You could- What is what, even fair, man?"}, {"start": 2919.14, "end": 2921.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2949.14, "end": 2951.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2979.14, "end": 2981.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3009.14, "end": 3011.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3039.14, "end": 3041.2, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3069.14, "end": 3071.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3071.14, "end": 3073.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3094.22, "end": 3099.2599999999998, "text": " Did I mean he's in here six or five five I go three"}, {"start": 3101.14, "end": 3113.14, "text": " That's a good song. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 3113.14, "end": 3117.14, "text": " Uh, two."}, {"start": 3117.14, "end": 3127.14, "text": " Alright, y'all giving this a five is crazy. This song is unbiasedly good. Objectively good."}, {"start": 3131.14, "end": 3133.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3147.22, "end": 3149.22, "text": " Like see you"}, {"start": 3152.14, "end": 3157.16, "text": " What I got left I got four one left"}, {"start": 3161.14, "end": 3166.0, "text": " I'm risking it, I'm going for, I'm risking it for number one."}, {"start": 3166.0, "end": 3170.5, "text": " I'm risking it."}, {"start": 3170.5, "end": 3178.02, "text": " That's why you're risking it."}, {"start": 3178.02, "end": 3183.98, "text": " That's why you're risking it, buddy."}, {"start": 3183.98, "end": 3189.74, "text": " Hey, that's why you take the risk."}, {"start": 3189.7400000000002, "end": 3196.1800000000003, "text": " That's why, because you never know, sometimes you take the risk,"}, {"start": 3196.1800000000003, "end": 3197.98, "text": " and sometimes it pays off, pays off."}, {"start": 3202.48, "end": 3205.6200000000003, "text": " And did it pay off this time?"}, {"start": 3205.6200000000003, "end": 3208.7000000000003, "text": " Yes, it absolutely did pay off, because that's a pain to lose."}, {"start": 3208.7000000000003, "end": 3211.1000000000004, "text": " What's in a game on steam I want to play?"}, {"start": 3211.1000000000004, "end": 3215.5800000000004, "text": " It looked goofy, and you know I like some goofy."}, {"start": 3215.58, "end": 3219.14, "text": " It's literally called a weird game about sausage."}, {"start": 3222.1, "end": 3226.94, "text": " You know me."}, {"start": 3230.14, "end": 3232.94, "text": " You know me, unskippable name."}, {"start": 3235.18, "end": 3236.74, "text": " How are you just now finding that?"}, {"start": 3236.74, "end": 3238.2599999999998, "text": " Bro, I said it came out in May."}, {"start": 3238.2599999999998, "end": 3240.06, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 3240.06, "end": 3241.56, "text": " Did nobody tell me about it?"}, {"start": 3241.56, "end": 3250.6, "text": " Yo, Crem with the 5,000 bits. W Crem with the 5,000 bits. Hey, case I forgot, I have"}, {"start": 3250.6, "end": 3255.12, "text": " your personalized Arthur Morgan sign poster here. Let me know or have someone DM me when"}, {"start": 3255.12, "end": 3258.64, "text": " you got somewhere for me to send it. Love you. Yo, W Crem for real. You can whisper one"}, {"start": 3258.64, "end": 3268.52, "text": " of my mods to my mom. W Crem for real. Thank y'all. Play it. I am Buster. Hey, Buster,"}, {"start": 3268.52, "end": 3271.72, "text": " I am. I am playing."}, {"start": 3279.92, "end": 3282.72, "text": " Yo, Christy with the five W Christy with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 3284.02, "end": 3286.32, "text": " I'm not sure when a banana W banana. Thank you."}, {"start": 3287.02, "end": 3290.02, "text": " Yeah, I got you. Me cause makings W Christy. Thank you, Christy."}, {"start": 3290.62, "end": 3291.92, "text": " Wait, lagging. Are we lagging?"}, {"start": 3295.62, "end": 3296.12, "text": " We lagging?"}, {"start": 3298.52, "end": 3299.52, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 3303.52, "end": 3305.52, "text": " Hey, Kasey's Mika from Mika's Makings."}, {"start": 3305.52, "end": 3307.52, "text": " I wanted to tell you that I started streaming on TikTok and Twitch"}, {"start": 3307.52, "end": 3308.52, "text": " and people come to my lives."}, {"start": 3308.52, "end": 3311.52, "text": " Everybody tell me I'm the, uh, the Teamu female version of Kaseo."}, {"start": 3311.52, "end": 3313.52, "text": " It's the second best comment I've ever received in my life."}, {"start": 3313.52, "end": 3315.52, "text": " I put on live stream gamemates who love you and your generosity."}, {"start": 3315.52, "end": 3317.52, "text": " Yo, W Mika, that's funny."}, {"start": 3317.52, "end": 3319.52, "text": " Breeze, I got Mika W Mika."}, {"start": 3319.52, "end": 3320.52, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3322.52, "end": 3324.52, "text": " A game about sausage."}, {"start": 3324.52, "end": 3331.7599999999998, "text": " I see a donut on the screen now, hold on, what's going on with that?"}, {"start": 3331.7599999999998, "end": 3332.7599999999998, "text": " What's going on with the donut?"}, {"start": 3332.7599999999998, "end": 3335.7599999999998, "text": " Why aren't there no music playing?"}, {"start": 3335.7599999999998, "end": 3347.7599999999998, "text": " Okay, that's kind of, that's kind of crazy, but I don't know, I got some sausage actually"}, {"start": 3347.76, "end": 3348.76, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 3354.76, "end": 3357.76, "text": " Wait, what's going on? Do I got to flip it onto the donor?"}, {"start": 3362.76, "end": 3364.76, "text": " Too easy, baby!"}, {"start": 3377.76, "end": 3379.76, "text": " The game of the year!"}, {"start": 3407.76, "end": 3412.76, "text": " Oh, my God, an inciner with the fire, thank you."}, {"start": 3417.8, "end": 3418.6400000000003, "text": " Banana."}, {"start": 3422.1600000000003, "end": 3423.0, "text": " First try to..."}, {"start": 3423.0, "end": 3425.6800000000003, "text": " Oh, no way, dude."}, {"start": 3425.6800000000003, "end": 3427.2400000000002, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 3428.92, "end": 3430.32, "text": " Second try, no, gotta do,"}, {"start": 3430.32, "end": 3432.1600000000003, "text": " gotta do, put a little bit more mustard on it."}, {"start": 3434.0400000000004, "end": 3436.1600000000003, "text": " Oh, what you doing, man?"}, {"start": 3437.76, "end": 3441.76, "text": " That was a bad drop! Who's my dropper?"}, {"start": 3441.76, "end": 3445.76, "text": " What's my dropper doing?"}, {"start": 3445.76, "end": 3448.76, "text": " Oh, maybe he got a tonneau with the momentum. Maybe it's my fault."}, {"start": 3448.76, "end": 3451.76, "text": " Got it. Get off me. Got it!"}, {"start": 3453.76, "end": 3455.76, "text": " Are we gonna..."}, {"start": 3460.76, "end": 3463.76, "text": " Are we gonna play this song after every..."}, {"start": 3467.76, "end": 3469.76, "text": " Is that even possible?"}, {"start": 3473.76, "end": 3476.76, "text": " That's not even possible! Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 3480.76, "end": 3482.76, "text": " Why'd you do that?"}, {"start": 3487.76, "end": 3490.76, "text": " This isn't even... WHAT?!"}, {"start": 3490.76, "end": 3502.6400000000003, "text": " That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. No way. What's that got to do? I don't know."}, {"start": 3502.6400000000003, "end": 3507.76, "text": " That's it. Okay, so you got to get it at like a precise."}, {"start": 3507.76, "end": 3524.9, "text": " Or why does he keep pausing when I keep clicking?"}, {"start": 3524.9, "end": 3525.9, "text": " Get there."}, {"start": 3525.9, "end": 3529.9, "text": " You gotta be fisting me, man."}, {"start": 3529.9, "end": 3532.9, "text": " Get there!"}, {"start": 3532.9, "end": 3533.7400000000002, "text": " Get down!"}, {"start": 3538.02, "end": 3539.34, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3539.34, "end": 3540.6600000000003, "text": " Is he gonna play?"}, {"start": 3546.6600000000003, "end": 3548.6600000000003, "text": " Is he gonna play this at every level?"}, {"start": 3548.66, "end": 3566.94, "text": " The game of the century, oh this is easy, are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 3566.94, "end": 3570.7, "text": " Why did the sausage do that?"}, {"start": 3570.7, "end": 3575.3399999999997, "text": " That was my bad, I got impatient with that one, that's my fault for real."}, {"start": 3575.34, "end": 3576.34, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 3576.34, "end": 3581.26, "text": " No, not the mustard on it."}, {"start": 3581.26, "end": 3582.26, "text": " Too much."}, {"start": 3582.26, "end": 3583.26, "text": " Too much."}, {"start": 3583.26, "end": 3584.26, "text": " Yeah, I've seen it."}, {"start": 3584.26, "end": 3589.6600000000003, "text": " I've seen it too much."}, {"start": 3589.6600000000003, "end": 3598.46, "text": " I swear sometimes when you click it pauses itself."}, {"start": 3598.46, "end": 3599.46, "text": " That was my bad."}, {"start": 3599.46, "end": 3601.96, "text": " I got impatient again."}, {"start": 3601.96, "end": 3608.96, "text": " Why does it keep pausing?"}, {"start": 3608.96, "end": 3614.96, "text": " Get there, get there, uuugh!"}, {"start": 3614.96, "end": 3621.96, "text": " Use space, oh really?"}, {"start": 3621.96, "end": 3625.96, "text": " No, space doesn't work."}, {"start": 3625.96, "end": 3628.96, "text": " That's it, that's it, that's it."}, {"start": 3628.96, "end": 3632.48, "text": " That's it. That's it. That's it. Oh, man. Please don't play the song again. I'm begging you."}, {"start": 3632.48, "end": 3633.76, "text": " You're gonna play it? Okay."}, {"start": 3642.64, "end": 3648.2400000000002, "text": " Okay, this has got real weird. I regret my decision here. This should be easy, though."}, {"start": 3649.92, "end": 3650.32, "text": " Send it."}, {"start": 3652.16, "end": 3653.28, "text": " Nice drop, bud."}, {"start": 3653.28, "end": 3659.96, "text": " First try to, oh my goodness, I'm insane."}, {"start": 3659.96, "end": 3663.0800000000004, "text": " Oh my goodness, no way."}, {"start": 3663.0800000000004, "end": 3673.48, "text": " This game is so weird."}, {"start": 3673.48, "end": 3678.6800000000003, "text": " This is gonna be easy."}, {"start": 3678.6800000000003, "end": 3679.84, "text": " First try, get off me."}, {"start": 3679.84, "end": 3681.84, "text": " I'm actually crazy."}, {"start": 3681.84, "end": 3683.84, "text": " Oh my goodness, first try!"}, {"start": 3688.08, "end": 3690.08, "text": " Okay, we might be here for a minute."}, {"start": 3692.56, "end": 3694.56, "text": " Yeah, we might be here for a minute. Uh-oh."}, {"start": 3697.1200000000003, "end": 3700.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, oh man. I do not know about this."}, {"start": 3703.6800000000003, "end": 3705.92, "text": " That's too much. Oh, lord."}, {"start": 3705.92, "end": 3717.7200000000003, "text": " too quick, too quick."}, {"start": 3717.7200000000003, "end": 3722.7200000000003, "text": " Right there!"}, {"start": 3722.7200000000003, "end": 3727.56, "text": " MWAH!"}, {"start": 3727.56, "end": 3732.0, "text": " Morrow with the five!"}, {"start": 3732.0, "end": 3734.12, "text": " Where was my power out on that one?"}, {"start": 3738.64, "end": 3740.64, "text": " Come on, Kyle, what you doing?"}, {"start": 3746.76, "end": 3747.92, "text": " Check this is insane."}, {"start": 3747.92, "end": 3748.96, "text": " This is actually insane."}, {"start": 3748.96, "end": 3749.96, "text": " This is a mistake."}, {"start": 3753.28, "end": 3754.44, "text": " Yo, this gotta be the hardest."}, {"start": 3754.44, "end": 3755.6, "text": " Is this the last level in the game?"}, {"start": 3755.6, "end": 3757.6, "text": " This gotta be the hardest level in the game."}, {"start": 3760.04, "end": 3760.88, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 3762.0, "end": 3769.0, "text": " Oh my goodness, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 3769.0, "end": 3776.0, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 3776.0, "end": 3777.0, "text": " Double flip!"}, {"start": 3777.0, "end": 3788.0, "text": " Could you imagine how it would have hit the double flip, though?"}, {"start": 3788.0, "end": 3790.0, "text": " Imagine, dude."}, {"start": 3790.0, "end": 3792.0, "text": " Imagine, dude."}, {"start": 3795.22, "end": 3798.14, "text": " This is insane. This is this is actually insane."}, {"start": 3800.98, "end": 3802.98, "text": " Good job, sausage."}, {"start": 3806.24, "end": 3808.52, "text": " Close. That was my closest hit yet, I think."}, {"start": 3810.98, "end": 3812.98, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 3820.0, "end": 3827.0, "text": " I'm getting there, I'm getting there, I'm getting there though, I'm getting there."}, {"start": 3827.0, "end": 3835.0, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's picture perfect, it's picture perfect!"}, {"start": 3850.0, "end": 3862.0, "text": " Oh, this is easy. Never mind. Okay, I might have spoke too soon."}, {"start": 3862.0, "end": 3867.0, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 3867.0, "end": 3867.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3873.14, "end": 3873.98, "text": " They count!"}, {"start": 3877.48, "end": 3878.32, "text": " They count?"}, {"start": 3887.06, "end": 3889.02, "text": " I am so sad."}, {"start": 3893.3, "end": 3894.9, "text": " I am distraught."}, {"start": 3897.0, "end": 3904.0, "text": " No, no!"}, {"start": 3904.0, "end": 3907.0, "text": " There it is!"}, {"start": 3907.0, "end": 3918.0, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's clean, dude!"}, {"start": 3918.0, "end": 3919.0, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 3919.0, "end": 3920.0, "text": " You're clean!"}, {"start": 3920.0, "end": 3922.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3936.16, "end": 3944.1, "text": " What what no way"}, {"start": 3950.0, "end": 3952.0, "text": " Oh, this is about to be crazy"}, {"start": 3960.88, "end": 3962.88, "text": " Could you imagine could you imagine"}, {"start": 3965.44, "end": 3967.44, "text": " That's it"}, {"start": 3973.14, "end": 3975.14, "text": " Nugget with the fire thank you"}, {"start": 3975.14, "end": 3980.14, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 3980.14, "end": 3985.8199999999997, "text": " That was more difficult than just landed on him, I think."}, {"start": 3985.8199999999997, "end": 3986.8199999999997, "text": " Too much."}, {"start": 3986.8199999999997, "end": 3990.9, "text": " Too much mustard on it."}, {"start": 3990.9, "end": 3991.9, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 3991.9, "end": 3992.9, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 3992.9, "end": 3993.9, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 3993.9, "end": 3994.9, "text": " Right there!"}, {"start": 3994.9, "end": 3995.9, "text": " Oh, my goodness, dude."}, {"start": 3995.9, "end": 4001.9, "text": " Right there! Oh my goodness, dude."}, {"start": 4001.9, "end": 4004.9, "text": " It's at your father's door."}, {"start": 4004.9, "end": 4006.9, "text": " While he was in bed,"}, {"start": 4006.9, "end": 4009.9, "text": " he was in the cellar,"}, {"start": 4009.9, "end": 4012.9, "text": " and he was in the cellar."}, {"start": 4014.9, "end": 4016.9, "text": " This is gonna be easy,"}, {"start": 4016.9, "end": 4018.9, "text": " because you just go right here."}, {"start": 4018.9, "end": 4020.9, "text": " Watch, first try, matter of fact."}, {"start": 4020.9, "end": 4021.9, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 4021.9, "end": 4024.9, "text": " Vanilla with the 10W, vanilla with the 10."}, {"start": 4025.9, "end": 4026.9, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 4026.9, "end": 4027.9, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 4027.9, "end": 4028.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4028.9, "end": 4040.1800000000003, "text": " Look, I'm not getting good angles on the drops."}, {"start": 4040.1800000000003, "end": 4041.1800000000003, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 4041.1800000000003, "end": 4047.86, "text": " I know that sounds like an excuse, but it's not."}, {"start": 4047.86, "end": 4050.94, "text": " You'll hate to hear that one prince RIP Oscar and WKM."}, {"start": 4050.94, "end": 4053.26, "text": " I hate to hear that WKM and RIP Oscar."}, {"start": 4053.26, "end": 4054.26, "text": " Thank you, one prince."}, {"start": 4054.26, "end": 4055.26, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4055.26, "end": 4062.26, "text": " There it is. It paused. It paused."}, {"start": 4063.26, "end": 4066.26, "text": " I guarantee you got it right here. You ready? Watch this."}, {"start": 4066.26, "end": 4071.26, "text": " When I did that, did not count."}, {"start": 4071.26, "end": 4076.26, "text": " Where's my momentum at?"}, {"start": 4076.26, "end": 4082.26, "text": " Stop pausing."}, {"start": 4082.26, "end": 4083.86, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 4083.86, "end": 4084.7000000000003, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 4087.26, "end": 4088.1000000000004, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 4095.0800000000004, "end": 4096.360000000001, "text": " What a hot dog walking."}, {"start": 4106.18, "end": 4108.06, "text": " I'm about to start twerking."}, {"start": 4110.9800000000005, "end": 4112.18, "text": " I'm about to start twerking."}, {"start": 4112.18, "end": 4113.58, "text": " Why am I getting no momentum?"}, {"start": 4118.4400000000005, "end": 4121.14, "text": " I'm about to start throwing cheeks!"}, {"start": 4122.9400000000005, "end": 4123.780000000001, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 4125.320000000001, "end": 4126.16, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 4129.740000000001, "end": 4131.38, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 4131.38, "end": 4134.820000000001, "text": " My left side of my jaw just popped, TMJ flare up, GG."}, {"start": 4137.58, "end": 4139.34, "text": " It was right there!"}, {"start": 4139.34, "end": 4149.18, "text": " stop pausing dude come on I'm about to get it I'm about to get it I swear I"}, {"start": 4149.18, "end": 4152.62, "text": " shouldn't have said this level look easy"}, {"start": 4152.62, "end": 4171.36, "text": " Now this is actually going to be easy."}, {"start": 4171.36, "end": 4176.18, "text": " This one, I'm going to get this and understand drives."}, {"start": 4176.18, "end": 4178.58, "text": " If you pause one more time, I swear."}, {"start": 4180.54, "end": 4181.900000000001, "text": " Wow, I overshot it."}, {"start": 4186.66, "end": 4188.14, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 4191.700000000001, "end": 4193.02, "text": " Not close at all."}, {"start": 4196.14, "end": 4198.900000000001, "text": " That was a miserable, disgusting failure."}, {"start": 4201.06, "end": 4202.62, "text": " That wasn't my fault."}, {"start": 4202.62, "end": 4215.94, "text": " I fell off."}, {"start": 4215.94, "end": 4227.94, "text": " Where is my momentum?"}, {"start": 4227.9400000000005, "end": 4230.960000000001, "text": " Hehehehehelhelhelhelhelhelhelhelhelhelhelhelhelhelhelhelhelhelhelhel."}, {"start": 4234.76, "end": 4235.580000000001, "text": " Wolves on 11 Tra..."}, {"start": 4236.92, "end": 4238.620000000001, "text": " I'm not even gonna say these look easy anymore."}, {"start": 4257.9400000000005, "end": 4264.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, we're about to be here for an hour."}, {"start": 4264.9400000000005, "end": 4269.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, lord."}, {"start": 4269.9400000000005, "end": 4277.9400000000005, "text": " Please, let me get some momentum."}, {"start": 4277.9400000000005, "end": 4281.9400000000005, "text": " We're about momentum."}, {"start": 4281.9400000000005, "end": 4283.9400000000005, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 4283.9400000000005, "end": 4286.9400000000005, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 4286.9400000000005, "end": 4293.84, "text": " Okay, that has no staying power at all right there."}, {"start": 4293.84, "end": 4298.38, "text": " I got a good groove down though."}, {"start": 4298.38, "end": 4303.38, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 4303.38, "end": 4312.38, "text": " Come on man."}, {"start": 4312.38, "end": 4324.8, "text": " The question is, are they preparing a new sausage every time or are they just getting"}, {"start": 4324.8, "end": 4329.74, "text": " the one off the ground that I miss and re-rolling it?"}, {"start": 4329.74, "end": 4339.02, "text": " That's the real question."}, {"start": 4339.02, "end": 4341.22, "text": " How did I just get that much momentum on that?"}, {"start": 4344.120000000001, "end": 4344.96, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 4344.96, "end": 4346.700000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, dude."}, {"start": 4349.14, "end": 4350.46, "text": " Right there, there it is."}, {"start": 4356.700000000001, "end": 4359.860000000001, "text": " That was perfect, that was perfect like Arcto right there."}, {"start": 4360.900000000001, "end": 4361.740000000001, "text": " I'm terrible."}, {"start": 4361.74, "end": 4378.219999999999, "text": " you gotta be kidding me. What did I just join? Greatness. That's what you just joined."}, {"start": 4378.22, "end": 4387.780000000001, "text": " as you can tell I thought that was it there it is"}, {"start": 4397.900000000001, "end": 4404.12, "text": " I've learned that the drop is just as important as the flip see right there was"}, {"start": 4404.12, "end": 4409.12, "text": " a bad drop and I control the drop so it's my fault. I've lurk."}, {"start": 4428.12, "end": 4429.12, "text": " This looks easy."}, {"start": 4434.12, "end": 4439.12, "text": " Is this not easy?"}, {"start": 4439.12, "end": 4444.12, "text": " Yeah, that was easy!"}, {"start": 4444.12, "end": 4447.12, "text": " What do you talk about?"}, {"start": 4447.12, "end": 4450.12, "text": " Pizza with the fire!"}, {"start": 4457.12, "end": 4461.12, "text": " Uh-oh, this might be the toughest one yet."}, {"start": 4461.12, "end": 4465.12, "text": " Chat, this no joke might be the toughest one yet."}, {"start": 4475.12, "end": 4477.12, "text": " That being said, I gotta second try."}, {"start": 4477.12, "end": 4479.12, "text": " Oh, my goodness!"}, {"start": 4491.12, "end": 4507.5199999999995, "text": " That's gotta be copyright"}, {"start": 4521.12, "end": 4550.42, "text": " This is making me uncomfortable."}, {"start": 4550.42, "end": 4565.26, "text": " No, you're gonna stay there."}, {"start": 4565.26, "end": 4572.66, "text": " You got to."}, {"start": 4572.66, "end": 4573.66, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 4573.66, "end": 4578.46, "text": " Wow, I overshot it."}, {"start": 4578.46, "end": 4579.46, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 4579.46, "end": 4580.3, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 4583.54, "end": 4584.38, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 4585.54, "end": 4586.38, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 4589.7, "end": 4591.1, "text": " Short."}, {"start": 4591.1, "end": 4592.74, "text": " Nope, overjotted again."}, {"start": 4595.22, "end": 4596.06, "text": " Short."}, {"start": 4600.74, "end": 4601.58, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 4601.58, "end": 4614.18, "text": " This is the best game I've ever played. Oh, this is easy. Are you kidding me? They gonna"}, {"start": 4614.18, "end": 4623.9, "text": " disrespect me with something that easy, this late in the game? Come on, man. You gotta give"}, {"start": 4623.900000000001, "end": 4625.900000000001, "text": " Give me a challenge here."}, {"start": 4628.900000000001, "end": 4630.900000000001, "text": " You got to give me a challenge."}, {"start": 4631.900000000001, "end": 4634.900000000001, "text": " You're spacey with the 5W, spacey with the 5."}, {"start": 4636.900000000001, "end": 4638.900000000001, "text": " You got to be kidding me."}, {"start": 4653.900000000001, "end": 4667.06, "text": " This game's making me hungry. Some sausage is good. There it is. Nope. Too much mustard"}, {"start": 4667.06, "end": 4683.460000000001, "text": " on it. Yeah, way too much mustard on it. There it is. Nope. Got it. Stuck the landing!"}, {"start": 4683.46, "end": 4685.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4707.22, "end": 4710.64, "text": " Why is he everywhere why"}, {"start": 4713.46, "end": 4735.66, "text": " why is he everywhere? Why? Didn't he kill you? Yeah, he knocked my power out the other night."}, {"start": 4735.66, "end": 4743.34, "text": " he was in a horror game and my power went out. Wait this is this is deceivingly difficult."}, {"start": 4743.34, "end": 4750.0599999999995, "text": " Wait a minute. This one's almost the equivalent of throwing the one into that that glass of"}, {"start": 4750.0599999999995, "end": 4759.5, "text": " that glass. Oh wait a minute I've lost my momentum here. I've lost my momentum."}, {"start": 4759.5, "end": 4764.5, "text": " There it is, nope."}, {"start": 4764.5, "end": 4769.5, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 4769.5, "end": 4774.5, "text": " You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 4774.5, "end": 4778.5, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 4778.5, "end": 4786.5, "text": " Right, that's perfect."}, {"start": 4786.5, "end": 4792.42, "text": " Come on, man, come on, man."}, {"start": 4795.94, "end": 4797.74, "text": " Right there, no."}, {"start": 4801.58, "end": 4804.14, "text": " Jen is this game of the year, be honest, gotta be right."}, {"start": 4808.86, "end": 4810.34, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 4816.5, "end": 4830.82, "text": " So you got it, you got to get it quick when it drops or else you lose momentum."}, {"start": 4830.82, "end": 4834.02, "text": " Close we're almost on this one."}, {"start": 4834.02, "end": 4843.34, "text": " That was, that was crazy, that was crazy."}, {"start": 4843.34, "end": 4845.34, "text": " While"}, {"start": 4850.02, "end": 4852.02, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 4854.18, "end": 4859.7, "text": " This one's gonna be more difficult than the balloon. Oh my goodness, I actually have to have the perfect toss I"}, {"start": 4862.06, "end": 4865.18, "text": " Accident at the perfect toss chat and I did"}, {"start": 4903.34, "end": 4927.34, "text": " Um, what?"}, {"start": 4927.34, "end": 4952.66, "text": " almost already got it. I'm crazy. I've almost got it already."}, {"start": 4952.66, "end": 4955.42, "text": " I thought they could trick the sausage."}, {"start": 4961.82, "end": 4962.86, "text": " Whatever I am."}, {"start": 4968.139999999999, "end": 4970.5, "text": " Okay, this is actually, this is kind of crazy."}, {"start": 4973.74, "end": 4974.66, "text": " Okay, hold up."}, {"start": 4976.18, "end": 4977.74, "text": " The sausage sergeant."}, {"start": 4980.4, "end": 4982.3, "text": " It's not staying, it's not staying."}, {"start": 4982.66, "end": 4989.66, "text": " Oh, wait a minute."}, {"start": 4989.66, "end": 4996.66, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 4996.66, "end": 5003.66, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 5003.66, "end": 5008.66, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 5008.66, "end": 5023.9, "text": " Wait a minute, wait a minute."}, {"start": 5023.9, "end": 5028.9, "text": " Is that the method?"}, {"start": 5028.900000000001, "end": 5038.900000000001, "text": " Check this is crazy."}, {"start": 5038.900000000001, "end": 5057.900000000001, "text": " Dude, it's right there."}, {"start": 5057.900000000001, "end": 5059.900000000001, "text": " You don't understand."}, {"start": 5077.900000000001, "end": 5080.900000000001, "text": " You just, you just need to stay!"}, {"start": 5082.900000000001, "end": 5086.900000000001, "text": " Got it. You gotta be fistin' me."}, {"start": 5087.900000000001, "end": 5097.900000000001, "text": " Wait till that loses momentum. That would do literally nothing."}, {"start": 5097.900000000001, "end": 5107.900000000001, "text": " Chad, just, just, just, just..."}, {"start": 5107.900000000001, "end": 5109.900000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5113.500000000001, "end": 5115.500000000001, "text": " Yeah, just just just"}, {"start": 5137.900000000001, "end": 5154.18, "text": " Gigi, this is going to be very difficult and I mean fairy."}, {"start": 5154.18, "end": 5160.900000000001, "text": " Oh, you, I'm actually going to have to have a perfect throw here, like actually a perfect"}, {"start": 5160.900000000001, "end": 5161.900000000001, "text": " one."}, {"start": 5161.900000000001, "end": 5162.900000000001, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 5162.900000000001, "end": 5163.900000000001, "text": " And I did."}, {"start": 5163.900000000001, "end": 5168.900000000001, "text": " And I did."}, {"start": 5168.900000000001, "end": 5171.900000000001, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 5171.900000000001, "end": 5174.900000000001, "text": " Don't you dare."}, {"start": 5174.900000000001, "end": 5179.900000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, dude!"}, {"start": 5179.900000000001, "end": 5183.900000000001, "text": " You're not a father to a wild-pup-"}, {"start": 5183.900000000001, "end": 5187.900000000001, "text": " Invisible man!"}, {"start": 5187.900000000001, "end": 5191.900000000001, "text": " You're not a father to a wild-pup-"}, {"start": 5191.900000000001, "end": 5199.6, "text": " He must be dying."}, {"start": 5199.6, "end": 5203.660000000001, "text": " How did I do it?"}, {"start": 5203.660000000001, "end": 5206.820000000001, "text": " How did I do it?"}, {"start": 5206.820000000001, "end": 5207.620000000001, "text": " How did I do it?"}, {"start": 5207.620000000001, "end": 5210.52, "text": " How did I do it?"}, {"start": 5210.52, "end": 5214.460000000001, "text": " How did I do it?"}, {"start": 5214.46, "end": 5221.46, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm saying."}, {"start": 5221.46, "end": 5228.46, "text": " First try, get off me."}, {"start": 5228.46, "end": 5237.46, "text": " They're mine."}, {"start": 5237.46, "end": 5240.46, "text": " Third try, get off me."}, {"start": 5240.46, "end": 5254.14, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, that might be an issue."}, {"start": 5260.22, "end": 5261.42, "text": " Oh, that might be an issue."}, {"start": 5261.42, "end": 5262.26, "text": " You."}, {"start": 5266.52, "end": 5267.36, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 5268.64, "end": 5269.4800000000005, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 5271.32, "end": 5274.0, "text": " It's your father's door."}, {"start": 5274.0, "end": 5276.52, "text": " What use is it to let go?"}, {"start": 5276.52, "end": 5281.52, "text": " But I'm innocent, and I live in jail."}, {"start": 5281.52, "end": 5283.18, "text": " Set me on a-"}, {"start": 5283.18, "end": 5284.02, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 5285.86, "end": 5288.14, "text": " Yo, Seth Jones with the 5,000 bits."}, {"start": 5288.14, "end": 5291.4, "text": " W. Seth with the 5,000 bits."}, {"start": 5291.400000000001, "end": 5294.76, "text": " I hate to break it to you, but it took me 13 hours to beat this game."}, {"start": 5294.76, "end": 5297.52, "text": " And I'll never be the same 13 hours."}, {"start": 5300.960000000001, "end": 5301.240000000001, "text": " You are."}, {"start": 5301.240000000001, "end": 5302.120000000001, "text": " Appreciate that, Jimmy."}, {"start": 5302.120000000001, "end": 5303.280000000001, "text": " Hope everything is better for you."}, {"start": 5303.400000000001, "end": 5304.240000000001, "text": " Jimmy W. Jimmy."}, {"start": 5304.240000000001, "end": 5305.320000000001, "text": " Thank you for being here, Jimmy."}, {"start": 5305.320000000001, "end": 5305.920000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5307.6, "end": 5308.52, "text": " Glue stick."}, {"start": 5321.400000000001, "end": 5333.9800000000005, "text": " Wait, do you have to stick it to the bottom of the glue stick or do you have to go above"}, {"start": 5333.9800000000005, "end": 5342.280000000001, "text": " it?"}, {"start": 5342.280000000001, "end": 5343.280000000001, "text": " I can do that."}, {"start": 5343.280000000001, "end": 5344.280000000001, "text": " I can do that."}, {"start": 5344.280000000001, "end": 5345.280000000001, "text": " Oh, close."}, {"start": 5345.280000000001, "end": 5346.280000000001, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 5346.28, "end": 5348.28, "text": " Ooh, close. Close."}, {"start": 5352.759999999999, "end": 5357.8, "text": " There's a chance I could get it on top of the glue stick. Could you imagine?"}, {"start": 5362.04, "end": 5362.5199999999995, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 5367.16, "end": 5370.12, "text": " Nope. I'm trying to get it on the bottom too."}, {"start": 5376.28, "end": 5378.28, "text": " Okay, bad toss, bad toss."}, {"start": 5378.28, "end": 5380.28, "text": " My tosser missed that one out."}, {"start": 5381.28, "end": 5383.28, "text": " Kieh!"}, {"start": 5395.28, "end": 5399.28, "text": " Got it. You love the seat. Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 5399.28, "end": 5402.28, "text": " Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here."}, {"start": 5402.28, "end": 5404.28, "text": " Can you stop with that?"}, {"start": 5404.28, "end": 5406.28, "text": " You got to wait, okay."}, {"start": 5420.679999999999, "end": 5422.679999999999, "text": " This looks easy."}, {"start": 5424.12, "end": 5432.679999999999, "text": " Because it is. First try. 13 hours to beat this game. Not me."}, {"start": 5434.28, "end": 5435.96, "text": " First try on the butter, never mind."}, {"start": 5435.96, "end": 5437.4, "text": " That does not count as first try."}, {"start": 5437.4, "end": 5438.679999999999, "text": " I messed up my toss."}, {"start": 5438.679999999999, "end": 5440.0, "text": " First try on the butter."}, {"start": 5440.0, "end": 5441.0, "text": " OK, that counted."}, {"start": 5441.0, "end": 5442.0, "text": " Didn't get it."}, {"start": 5445.24, "end": 5445.74, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5450.84, "end": 5452.599999999999, "text": " That was crazy momentum."}, {"start": 5455.92, "end": 5456.84, "text": " OK, I'm tripping."}, {"start": 5456.84, "end": 5457.34, "text": " I'm tripping."}, {"start": 5457.34, "end": 5457.84, "text": " I'm tripping."}, {"start": 5464.28, "end": 5466.28, "text": " You hate to see it."}, {"start": 5470.28, "end": 5472.28, "text": " You hate to see it."}, {"start": 5475.28, "end": 5477.28, "text": " You love to see it."}, {"start": 5477.28, "end": 5479.28, "text": " Don't you dare. Don't you dare!"}, {"start": 5482.28, "end": 5483.28, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 5483.28, "end": 5485.28, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 5494.28, "end": 5504.28, "text": " What are you doing, sausage?"}, {"start": 5504.28, "end": 5509.88, "text": " I'm trying to experiment here."}, {"start": 5509.88, "end": 5510.88, "text": " Too much."}, {"start": 5510.88, "end": 5515.28, "text": " Too much muscle on that one."}, {"start": 5515.28, "end": 5520.84, "text": " Too much muscle on that one."}, {"start": 5520.84, "end": 5523.16, "text": " Not enough muscle on that one."}, {"start": 5523.16, "end": 5524.0, "text": " That's all."}, {"start": 5526.32, "end": 5528.16, "text": " Okay, best one we've had in a minute."}, {"start": 5530.8, "end": 5531.92, "text": " Not enough mustard on it."}, {"start": 5538.84, "end": 5540.84, "text": " Did you see the control?"}, {"start": 5540.84, "end": 5542.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5570.84, "end": 5580.84, "text": " Okay, I'm overthinking it."}, {"start": 5580.84, "end": 5582.84, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 5582.84, "end": 5583.84, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 5583.84, "end": 5584.84, "text": " I just got it."}, {"start": 5584.84, "end": 5590.84, "text": " That is going to be so difficult, dude."}, {"start": 5590.84, "end": 5591.84, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5591.84, "end": 5592.84, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5592.84, "end": 5593.84, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5593.84, "end": 5594.84, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5594.84, "end": 5595.84, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5595.84, "end": 5596.84, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5596.84, "end": 5597.84, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5597.84, "end": 5598.84, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5598.84, "end": 5599.84, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5599.84, "end": 5600.68, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5603.96, "end": 5605.16, "text": " I'm trying a new tech."}, {"start": 5610.8, "end": 5611.64, "text": " You see that?"}, {"start": 5611.64, "end": 5612.8, "text": " I can get control of that."}, {"start": 5619.0, "end": 5619.84, "text": " Why don't you pause?"}, {"start": 5619.84, "end": 5621.64, "text": " Okay, I don't need to do that right there."}, {"start": 5625.64, "end": 5628.04, "text": " This is gonna be the hardest level to date."}, {"start": 5629.84, "end": 5632.84, "text": " Is this even possible? Is this possible?"}, {"start": 5632.84, "end": 5635.84, "text": " Corn dog. Yeah, I get it. Corn dog."}, {"start": 5640.84, "end": 5642.84, "text": " Somebody else said it, not me."}, {"start": 5649.84, "end": 5651.84, "text": " Oh, come on, man."}, {"start": 5654.84, "end": 5656.84, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 5656.84, "end": 5667.16, "text": " This is Chad. I don't know if it's possible. Has this game ever been beaten? But you said"}, {"start": 5667.16, "end": 5680.92, "text": " he beat it 13 hours."}, {"start": 5680.92, "end": 5682.92, "text": " That's so corny come on"}, {"start": 5682.92, "end": 5684.92, "text": " Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."}, {"start": 5694.92, "end": 5696.92, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5705.92, "end": 5708.92, "text": " Oh, my goodness, man."}, {"start": 5709.88, "end": 5711.88, "text": " That is perfect no"}, {"start": 5722.26, "end": 5725.06, "text": " Set this goober's walk to walk in here and said what's the gold?"}, {"start": 5725.96, "end": 5727.96, "text": " I'm at the knob being enlightened"}, {"start": 5728.4800000000005, "end": 5731.76, "text": " What's the goal buddy? You're not sophisticated enough for this"}, {"start": 5731.76, "end": 5743.96, "text": " Go read a book, bud. What's the goal? This is for highly educated, sophisticated viewers."}, {"start": 5743.96, "end": 5756.64, "text": " They say this teaches you more than 18 years of school. Okay, this is unbelievably difficult."}, {"start": 5756.64, "end": 5761.64, "text": " I got it, no, no, no."}, {"start": 5761.64, "end": 5765.12, "text": " This has to be the hardest level in the game, it's got to be."}, {"start": 5765.12, "end": 5776.12, "text": " This has to be the hardest level in the game, Ted, it has to be."}, {"start": 5776.12, "end": 5777.12, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 5777.12, "end": 5792.12, "text": " I can't believe I've been sitting here for 40 minutes watching a hot dog get thrown around."}, {"start": 5792.12, "end": 5795.48, "text": " Will you better believe it?"}, {"start": 5795.48, "end": 5797.4, "text": " I see no better way to spend your night."}, {"start": 5816.5199999999995, "end": 5817.0199999999995, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 5817.02, "end": 5824.02, "text": " That might be it, no it's not."}, {"start": 5824.02, "end": 5832.02, "text": " Oh my God, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5832.02, "end": 5837.02, "text": " I'm about to cry, I'm about to cry."}, {"start": 5837.02, "end": 5843.02, "text": " Oh my goodness, we're right there, dude."}, {"start": 5843.02, "end": 5844.9400000000005, "text": " See, look, I'm there, I'm there."}, {"start": 5847.4800000000005, "end": 5848.320000000001, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 5856.780000000001, "end": 5859.280000000001, "text": " I gotta use the restroom real quick, hold on."}, {"start": 5873.02, "end": 5881.02, "text": " No era il soldiero, le adorne bambi, le toaglie o malvencio."}, {"start": 5881.02, "end": 5889.02, "text": " No era il cior, era il ripensiero."}, {"start": 5892.02, "end": 5894.02, "text": " Era il ripensiero."}, {"start": 5924.02, "end": 5928.02, "text": " There's no other level to get any harder than that, chapter. There's no way."}, {"start": 5950.02, "end": 5953.02, "text": " There's no other level to get any harder than that, chapter. There's no way."}, {"start": 5954.02, "end": 5969.02, "text": " There's no way the level is getting harder than that."}, {"start": 5969.02, "end": 5970.02, "text": " They do."}, {"start": 5970.02, "end": 5971.02, "text": " Do they really?"}, {"start": 5971.02, "end": 5972.02, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 5972.02, "end": 5973.02, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 5973.02, "end": 5974.02, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 5974.02, "end": 5979.02, "text": " She had enough of me to get that momentum on that one."}, {"start": 5979.02, "end": 5980.02, "text": " Your happy birthday, Romy."}, {"start": 5980.02, "end": 5981.02, "text": " Romy."}, {"start": 5981.02, "end": 5982.02, "text": " Romy."}, {"start": 5982.02, "end": 5983.02, "text": " Happy birthday."}, {"start": 5983.02, "end": 5985.3, "text": " Romy, Romy, happy birthday, Romy, thank you."}, {"start": 5985.3, "end": 5986.46, "text": " W. Noor, thank you."}, {"start": 5992.88, "end": 5994.3, "text": " Got it, no."}, {"start": 5998.540000000001, "end": 6000.9400000000005, "text": " You see that move right there, that was called the..."}, {"start": 6006.14, "end": 6007.14, "text": " You hate to see it."}, {"start": 6007.14, "end": 6015.38, "text": " This level is deceiving because it looks easy, but you actually have to be kind of precise."}, {"start": 6015.38, "end": 6016.38, "text": " Like that right there."}, {"start": 6016.38, "end": 6017.38, "text": " Too easy."}, {"start": 6017.38, "end": 6018.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6018.38, "end": 6019.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6019.38, "end": 6020.38, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 6020.38, "end": 6021.38, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 6021.38, "end": 6022.38, "text": " Chill out."}, {"start": 6022.38, "end": 6023.38, "text": " That would have been so clean."}, {"start": 6023.38, "end": 6024.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6024.38, "end": 6031.38, "text": " That would have been so clean!"}, {"start": 6031.38, "end": 6040.38, "text": " Okay, I think I can cook something with that right there and literally get it cooked."}, {"start": 6040.38, "end": 6045.38, "text": " No, maybe not."}, {"start": 6045.38, "end": 6048.38, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 6048.38, "end": 6051.38, "text": " Not too much mustard on it."}, {"start": 6051.38, "end": 6055.38, "text": " Got it. No, too much mustard on it."}, {"start": 6055.38, "end": 6066.38, "text": " Why is this level so deceiving?"}, {"start": 6066.38, "end": 6071.38, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 6071.38, "end": 6076.38, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 6076.38, "end": 6080.38, "text": " I will take my draws off and get banned. I will."}, {"start": 6082.38, "end": 6083.38, "text": " No, I won't."}, {"start": 6086.38, "end": 6087.38, "text": " That's all right."}, {"start": 6088.38, "end": 6089.38, "text": " That's all right!"}, {"start": 6106.38, "end": 6127.82, "text": " Okay, this shouldn't be too bad, because I feel like I can land it anywhere back here"}, {"start": 6127.82, "end": 6128.82, "text": " nobody good."}, {"start": 6128.82, "end": 6130.82, "text": " First try, thank you very much."}, {"start": 6130.82, "end": 6132.82, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, man."}, {"start": 6132.82, "end": 6135.82, "text": " I mean, Jack, come on!"}, {"start": 6135.82, "end": 6161.82, "text": " I am on a roll right now!"}, {"start": 6161.82, "end": 6168.82, "text": " I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about."}, {"start": 6191.82, "end": 6197.82, "text": " Fort on me!"}, {"start": 6197.82, "end": 6200.099999999999, "text": " Batos."}, {"start": 6200.099999999999, "end": 6202.08, "text": " Batos."}, {"start": 6202.08, "end": 6217.86, "text": " Chad be honest is this the most cinematic thing you have ever"}, {"start": 6217.860000000001, "end": 6222.860000000001, "text": " cinematic thing you have ever seen in your life."}, {"start": 6224.620000000001, "end": 6225.460000000001, "text": " Gotta be."}, {"start": 6233.52, "end": 6236.400000000001, "text": " Okay, so you gotta have perfect, watch this."}, {"start": 6239.740000000001, "end": 6241.460000000001, "text": " Not that, watch this though."}, {"start": 6245.660000000001, "end": 6246.500000000001, "text": " Told ya."}, {"start": 6247.860000000001, "end": 6267.76, "text": " That's the method I need to let this is the seer method."}, {"start": 6267.76, "end": 6271.360000000001, "text": " You have to do seer method on the football."}, {"start": 6271.360000000001, "end": 6275.76, "text": " Seer method is you let it seer for a second."}, {"start": 6275.76, "end": 6277.26, "text": " Not like that, not like that."}, {"start": 6281.0, "end": 6283.16, "text": " Like that, nevermind."}, {"start": 6288.280000000001, "end": 6289.12, "text": " Like that."}, {"start": 6300.9800000000005, "end": 6303.22, "text": " Somebody just said recap, big doll."}, {"start": 6305.76, "end": 6320.76, "text": " That didn't get no flip action on it!"}, {"start": 6320.76, "end": 6340.72, "text": " What am I doing I'm trippin 25 so far are you kidding me"}, {"start": 6340.72, "end": 6347.72, "text": " I'm on 25 attempts."}, {"start": 6347.72, "end": 6358.72, "text": " Okay, this level should not be this difficult."}, {"start": 6358.72, "end": 6359.72, "text": " It should not be this difficult."}, {"start": 6359.72, "end": 6365.72, "text": " This level should not be this difficult."}, {"start": 6365.72, "end": 6366.72, "text": " How many levels are there?"}, {"start": 6366.72, "end": 6367.72, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6367.72, "end": 6369.72, "text": " I don't know if I want to know."}, {"start": 6369.72, "end": 6378.72, "text": " Got it. No I didn't. Fart ripper sausage flipper with the five gifted. Yeah I might have cut the stream off."}, {"start": 6385.72, "end": 6386.72, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 6388.72, "end": 6390.72, "text": " Yeah, the draws are about to come off."}, {"start": 6399.72, "end": 6401.16, "text": " What is this game even about?"}, {"start": 6401.16, "end": 6403.16, "text": " Sausage!"}, {"start": 6407.16, "end": 6409.16, "text": " Pleeeeeee!"}, {"start": 6418.16, "end": 6421.56, "text": " I just joined, what is this? That's like the fifth person I've seen say that."}, {"start": 6421.56, "end": 6425.56, "text": " Y'all saying I just joined, what did I join too? Like this is crazy to join too."}, {"start": 6425.56, "end": 6427.56, "text": " This is perfectly normal."}, {"start": 6429.72, "end": 6441.72, "text": " Chad, we're on the cusp."}, {"start": 6441.72, "end": 6449.02, "text": " Could you imagine I got it on that one?"}, {"start": 6449.02, "end": 6450.02, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 6450.02, "end": 6451.02, "text": " No, man."}, {"start": 6451.02, "end": 6452.02, "text": " There it is, baby."}, {"start": 6452.02, "end": 6455.02, "text": " There's no way you landed like that."}, {"start": 6455.02, "end": 6458.02, "text": " There's no way you landed like that!"}, {"start": 6460.02, "end": 6461.02, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 6478.02, "end": 6479.02, "text": " Gigi."}, {"start": 6482.02, "end": 6484.02, "text": " Hey, by Gigi, I mean, I got a first try."}, {"start": 6485.02, "end": 6492.700000000001, "text": " Oh, wait a minute."}, {"start": 6492.700000000001, "end": 6496.620000000001, "text": " This might be tough."}, {"start": 6496.620000000001, "end": 6502.740000000001, "text": " Can you skewer it, I wonder?"}, {"start": 6502.740000000001, "end": 6505.34, "text": " Fart Ripper Sausage Flipper with another five gifted."}, {"start": 6505.34, "end": 6506.34, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6506.34, "end": 6507.34, "text": " Close, close, close."}, {"start": 6507.34, "end": 6508.34, "text": " This is doable."}, {"start": 6508.34, "end": 6522.860000000001, "text": " close close this is doable I almost got it right there you can't skewer it"}, {"start": 6522.860000000001, "end": 6524.860000000001, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 6524.860000000001, "end": 6526.860000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6540.860000000001, "end": 6542.860000000001, "text": " There it is, Jack, there it is."}, {"start": 6548.860000000001, "end": 6550.860000000001, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 6552.860000000001, "end": 6554.860000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6566.9800000000005, "end": 6568.9800000000005, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6571.460000000001, "end": 6573.460000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6575.14, "end": 6577.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6582.860000000001, "end": 6591.02, "text": " I thought they was just putting a board there."}, {"start": 6591.02, "end": 6598.620000000001, "text": " They are evil, getting over it, vibes."}, {"start": 6598.620000000001, "end": 6606.700000000001, "text": " This is evil."}, {"start": 6606.7, "end": 6613.34, "text": " This is evil!"}, {"start": 6613.34, "end": 6617.3, "text": " You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 6617.3, "end": 6618.3, "text": " I'm trying to hit the board!"}, {"start": 6618.3, "end": 6619.3, "text": " Oh my goodness dude!"}, {"start": 6619.3, "end": 6620.3, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6620.3, "end": 6627.3, "text": " Oh my goodness dude."}, {"start": 6650.3, "end": 6667.1, "text": " No don't don't don't no no no no no no don't turn even oh oh my goodness oh man"}, {"start": 6669.1, "end": 6674.62, "text": " that was actually kind of clutch that was actually kind of clutch"}, {"start": 6674.62, "end": 6676.62, "text": " Hit the board!"}, {"start": 6676.62, "end": 6678.62, "text": " Hit the board!"}, {"start": 6678.62, "end": 6680.62, "text": " Not that way!"}, {"start": 6690.62, "end": 6692.62, "text": " The glizzy golfer with the five."}, {"start": 6694.62, "end": 6696.62, "text": " Oh, this is bad."}, {"start": 6697.62, "end": 6699.62, "text": " It doesn't matter because I just stuck it."}, {"start": 6699.62, "end": 6701.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6701.62, "end": 6717.94, "text": " I don't know if this is chit chat. This is chat. This is impossible."}, {"start": 6717.94, "end": 6725.34, "text": " Do you believe in me?"}, {"start": 6725.34, "end": 6732.34, "text": " I'm about to stick it right here, are you ready for this?"}, {"start": 6732.34, "end": 6737.34, "text": " I'm gonna stick it right on top, what's this?"}, {"start": 6737.34, "end": 6748.34, "text": " I told you."}, {"start": 6748.34, "end": 6753.34, "text": " Stop overdra-"}, {"start": 6753.34, "end": 6755.34, "text": " Don't do that!"}, {"start": 6767.34, "end": 6769.34, "text": " What's the flip count?"}, {"start": 6774.34, "end": 6776.34, "text": " 35?"}, {"start": 6783.34, "end": 6812.82, "text": " I can't believe what's happening to think I thought this was a normal board at the start."}, {"start": 6812.82, "end": 6817.82, "text": " Would you imagine it would have stuck right there, dude?"}, {"start": 6824.32, "end": 6828.32, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, hold up, I can work with this!"}, {"start": 6832.32, "end": 6835.32, "text": " I'm twerking, I'm about to twerk."}, {"start": 6837.32, "end": 6840.32, "text": " There's no stopping me at this point."}, {"start": 6842.82, "end": 6846.9, "text": " This, this, this is insane."}, {"start": 6846.9, "end": 6851.9, "text": " Miss Ginny with the five."}, {"start": 6851.9, "end": 6856.82, "text": " This is insane!"}, {"start": 6856.82, "end": 6857.82, "text": " That looked goofy."}, {"start": 6857.82, "end": 6858.82, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 6858.82, "end": 6859.82, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 6859.82, "end": 6889.04, "text": " Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, twerk cam, ready to have a twerk cam?"}, {"start": 6889.04, "end": 6891.42, "text": " I need to, I don't know whether it would be good to like,"}, {"start": 6891.42, "end": 6894.32, "text": " line it up on top or like somehow balance it in the middle."}, {"start": 6900.8, "end": 6902.8, "text": " This is the most difficult thing I've ever done."}, {"start": 6907.76, "end": 6909.76, "text": " Is this the most difficult thing I've ever done?"}, {"start": 6911.96, "end": 6912.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6915.2, "end": 6916.8, "text": " In the middle, I, dude, I,"}, {"start": 6919.04, "end": 6929.04, "text": " But the real question in this chat is, do you have faith?"}, {"start": 6929.04, "end": 6944.04, "text": " It's possible."}, {"start": 6944.04, "end": 6946.04, "text": " It's possible."}, {"start": 6946.04, "end": 6948.04, "text": " Hush young sprout."}, {"start": 6948.04, "end": 6953.04, "text": " Hush young sprout, it's possible."}, {"start": 6953.04, "end": 6955.04, "text": " RJ with the five."}, {"start": 6955.04, "end": 6957.04, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 6957.04, "end": 6959.04, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 6959.04, "end": 6963.04, "text": " That may not look like much, but that was instrumental to our success, because look at this."}, {"start": 6963.04, "end": 6964.04, "text": " You see that?"}, {"start": 6964.04, "end": 6965.04, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 6968.04, "end": 6969.04, "text": " Not that one."}, {"start": 6969.04, "end": 6971.04, "text": " That was a decoy."}, {"start": 6971.04, "end": 6989.5199999999995, "text": " No don't do that. Oh, I just cooked it. Oh, I just cooked it bad. Oh, that's over."}, {"start": 6989.52, "end": 6992.52, "text": " Have I said it's like an unwinnable carnival game? True."}, {"start": 7005.52, "end": 7009.52, "text": " Why did it pause? What? Oh, it was reset."}, {"start": 7012.52, "end": 7014.52, "text": " And I instantly ruined it."}, {"start": 7019.52, "end": 7021.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7049.52, "end": 7053.320000000001, "text": " Why, why, why, why?"}, {"start": 7058.320000000001, "end": 7060.120000000001, "text": " Somebody said I can't look away."}, {"start": 7066.42, "end": 7067.320000000001, "text": " I'm disgusting."}, {"start": 7068.120000000001, "end": 7069.42, "text": " I'm disgusting."}, {"start": 7079.52, "end": 7103.42, "text": " I just heard something in the building with me, I'm dead, am I trippin'?"}, {"start": 7103.42, "end": 7114.42, "text": " No. Green. Okay, that's nasty. Thank you for the, thank you for the five gifted. Appreciate that. Thank you for the five gifted."}, {"start": 7114.42, "end": 7125.58, "text": " So we can confirm this is by far the hardest level yet, yes?"}, {"start": 7125.58, "end": 7131.78, "text": " Like that is by far confirmed."}, {"start": 7131.78, "end": 7133.9800000000005, "text": " Huge!"}, {"start": 7133.9800000000005, "end": 7134.9800000000005, "text": " Huge!"}, {"start": 7139.9800000000005, "end": 7140.9800000000005, "text": " Huge!"}, {"start": 7149.9800000000005, "end": 7151.9800000000005, "text": " I don't think you'll have faith, man."}, {"start": 7151.9800000000005, "end": 7152.9800000000005, "text": " I really don't think you'll have faith."}, {"start": 7152.9800000000005, "end": 7154.9800000000005, "text": " You all need to have a little bit of faith."}, {"start": 7154.9800000000005, "end": 7156.9800000000005, "text": " That's why I'm not getting it. Have some faith!"}, {"start": 7163.9800000000005, "end": 7170.9800000000005, "text": " Type one if you have faith, type two if you don't."}, {"start": 7181.9800000000005, "end": 7188.9800000000005, "text": " Has this ever been done?"}, {"start": 7193.9800000000005, "end": 7223.500000000001, "text": " I can't believe what I'm seeing I can't believe what I'm seeing"}, {"start": 7223.5, "end": 7226.5, "text": " I can't believe what I'm saying."}, {"start": 7234.5, "end": 7237.5, "text": " Wait, is this un- wait, is this un-winnable? Wait a minute, is this?"}, {"start": 7238.5, "end": 7240.5, "text": " Wait, is this un-winnable?"}, {"start": 7253.5, "end": 7260.5, "text": " Do you know how happy I am?"}, {"start": 7260.5, "end": 7269.5, "text": " There's no way!"}, {"start": 7269.5, "end": 7271.5, "text": " There's no way!"}, {"start": 7285.5, "end": 7287.5, "text": " This is doable. I can feel it. This is doable."}, {"start": 7289.5, "end": 7291.5, "text": " Chad, it's doable. I can feel it."}, {"start": 7291.5, "end": 7293.5, "text": " You may not have faith, but I do."}, {"start": 7294.5, "end": 7295.5, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 7299.5, "end": 7308.54, "text": " Did you see that right there?"}, {"start": 7308.54, "end": 7309.54, "text": " Did you see that right there?"}, {"start": 7309.54, "end": 7313.06, "text": " Good, because watch this."}, {"start": 7313.06, "end": 7315.78, "text": " That was a setup too for this."}, {"start": 7315.78, "end": 7319.82, "text": " See, told you."}, {"start": 7319.82, "end": 7326.22, "text": " A setup for this, and then it does that, and now it's in the exact position I want it to"}, {"start": 7326.22, "end": 7327.22, "text": " be, because watch this."}, {"start": 7327.22, "end": 7332.9800000000005, "text": " I do this right here, and then that sets up a wind tunnel that I can hit to do this."}, {"start": 7332.9800000000005, "end": 7336.34, "text": " And that's going to set up another wind tunnel, and now I'm going to be able to ride both of those"}, {"start": 7336.34, "end": 7342.26, "text": " wind tunnels and put a precise sausage right here. And now I have it vertical, and now look what I can do."}, {"start": 7343.780000000001, "end": 7346.42, "text": " Another pre-wind tunnel, now watch this."}, {"start": 7348.5, "end": 7354.02, "text": " Straight up top. And now we put it at that angle. So now I can further hit it at that angle,"}, {"start": 7354.02, "end": 7359.14, "text": " such as that right there. Now I'm going back to where I was before. So now I can do this at the end of the day."}, {"start": 7360.42, "end": 7364.580000000001, "text": " See, I I needed just one more degree different so I could do this."}, {"start": 7366.1, "end": 7371.06, "text": " See that right there? That was me testing the trajectory of what I'm going to do. Now look."}, {"start": 7372.26, "end": 7375.9400000000005, "text": " So now that I've done that right there, I pushed it just a little bit more because I realize it needs"}, {"start": 7375.9400000000005, "end": 7380.580000000001, "text": " to be a little bit further. So I'm going to do this right here just to test out my shot. And now watch."}, {"start": 7380.58, "end": 7389.74, "text": " watch. As you can tell, that right there was another, like, that was called a tracer movement."}, {"start": 7389.74, "end": 7396.46, "text": " I'm tracing the exact projectile for me to do it. Then that all is leading up to this"}, {"start": 7396.46, "end": 7403.86, "text": " right here. Watch. Not that one. That was actually a mistake, the first one yet. It's"}, {"start": 7403.86, "end": 7410.0599999999995, "text": " all led up to this. As you can tell, I wanted to get it revertical so I could do this."}, {"start": 7410.06, "end": 7417.38, "text": " You see that? Slow drag strap. Now watch this. I wanted it right back centered"}, {"start": 7417.38, "end": 7425.22, "text": " again. Another tracer. Got it a little bit centered because that's the angle I like it."}, {"start": 7425.22, "end": 7432.1, "text": " And then boom right there. See? Dead center exactly how I wanted it to be. Now watch this."}, {"start": 7432.1, "end": 7444.58, "text": " watch this. Another tracer is getting my shot right now. Look. Boom. All that lead up to"}, {"start": 7444.58, "end": 7462.02, "text": " that, baby. What you talking about? And that was a precursor to this right here. So first"}, {"start": 7462.02, "end": 7467.5, "text": " step is doing that because I wanted it at exactly a 85 degree angle so I can"}, {"start": 7467.5, "end": 7471.620000000001, "text": " further do this. Do that right there and now I'm at the exact angle I've been"}, {"start": 7471.620000000001, "end": 7476.18, "text": " trying to get. These past 40 shots have all been intentional to do this. Now watch"}, {"start": 7476.18, "end": 7481.34, "text": " what's gonna happen. I'm gonna do this and I'm gonna want it right back"}, {"start": 7481.34, "end": 7486.3, "text": " vertical because that's the exact angle I like it at so I can hit this. I want it"}, {"start": 7486.3, "end": 7493.3, "text": " adjusted a little bit more. Now I'm good. Precursor shot, precursor shot. Now watch."}, {"start": 7493.3, "end": 7505.3, "text": " Boom. See that? Right back lined up exactly how I wanted it. A little bit more of an angle."}, {"start": 7505.3, "end": 7511.3, "text": " Hit one of those. That's exactly what I thought it was going to do. And now watch. Not that."}, {"start": 7511.3, "end": 7520.1, "text": " was an accident. Boom. Look at that. Oh my goodness, it's all coming to plan. Every single"}, {"start": 7520.1, "end": 7524.820000000001, "text": " one of my last 50 shots have been calculated, by the way. Every single one of these has"}, {"start": 7524.820000000001, "end": 7531.46, "text": " been calculated. Like the exact angle that I've done precise micro taps on this thing,"}, {"start": 7531.46, "end": 7535.9400000000005, "text": " precisely to line up for the perfect angle that I'm trying to get it to. And it's gonna,"}, {"start": 7535.9400000000005, "end": 7540.34, "text": " it's gonna, watch, it's gonna happen. You may be thinking, oh, he keeps missing and"}, {"start": 7540.34, "end": 7543.78, "text": " reset now I'm winding it up because you can't do it all at once you have to"}, {"start": 7543.78, "end": 7550.42, "text": " micro do it James with the five see look a little tap right there that didn't"}, {"start": 7550.42, "end": 7555.26, "text": " look like nothing to you but it is trust and now I hit this number boom you see"}, {"start": 7555.26, "end": 7561.860000000001, "text": " that real realign dark and soft slasher with the five boom another little"}, {"start": 7561.860000000001, "end": 7566.18, "text": " readjustment right there we're almost at like a 90 91 degree angle and then boom"}, {"start": 7566.18, "end": 7573.860000000001, "text": " yep see that 89 degree angle no watch this beautiful oh my goodness it's all"}, {"start": 7573.860000000001, "end": 7582.42, "text": " coming together just as I planned it hit it yeah exactly where I want it to be"}, {"start": 7596.18, "end": 7624.18, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 7624.18, "end": 7627.700000000001, "text": " Lizzy physics with the five gifted."}, {"start": 7627.700000000001, "end": 7629.26, "text": " Boom, look at that."}, {"start": 7629.26, "end": 7630.820000000001, "text": " Perfect angle I wanted it at."}, {"start": 7630.820000000001, "end": 7632.54, "text": " And then I hit this number right here."}, {"start": 7632.54, "end": 7633.900000000001, "text": " Perfect trajectory shot."}, {"start": 7633.900000000001, "end": 7637.66, "text": " That's a setup shot, aka a tracer shot,"}, {"start": 7637.66, "end": 7639.900000000001, "text": " another tracer shot right there to realign."}, {"start": 7641.14, "end": 7643.820000000001, "text": " And then boom, that dude, that's crazy."}, {"start": 7643.820000000001, "end": 7646.02, "text": " That's exactly where I wanted it right there."}, {"start": 7649.06, "end": 7650.14, "text": " My monitor's crooked."}, {"start": 7654.18, "end": 7663.38, "text": " Now, I've set this all up for this right here."}, {"start": 7663.38, "end": 7664.38, "text": " You see that?"}, {"start": 7664.38, "end": 7669.5, "text": " Barely tapped it because this is the precise angle that it needs to be at on this shot."}, {"start": 7669.5, "end": 7672.02, "text": " Tracer, tracer."}, {"start": 7672.02, "end": 7673.02, "text": " Flip."}, {"start": 7673.02, "end": 7680.1, "text": " Now, I've got it right where I want it."}, {"start": 7680.1, "end": 7695.22, "text": " tracer another one of those perfect one of those that's exactly what I wanted to"}, {"start": 7695.22, "end": 7711.240000000001, "text": " happen exactly beautiful look at that look at that right there okay another"}, {"start": 7711.240000000001, "end": 7720.320000000001, "text": " tracer look at that dude it's crazy I'm lining up exactly I want to"}, {"start": 7720.32, "end": 7732.44, "text": " Tracer, little tap, just for a slight adjustment."}, {"start": 7732.44, "end": 7742.799999999999, "text": " There we go, got it right back to a 91 degree angle, tracer, little tap, I need to realign"}, {"start": 7742.8, "end": 7749.2, "text": " again. So I can realign it so I can do another tracer and now watch this this"}, {"start": 7749.2, "end": 7753.12, "text": " let up to this stage. Now I'm doing that right there that may look stupid to you"}, {"start": 7753.12, "end": 7757.6, "text": " but no watch this I got information off that. See I do this another tracer so I"}, {"start": 7757.6, "end": 7763.16, "text": " had a undershot and an overshot so it's set up for this. Boom as you can tell"}, {"start": 7763.16, "end": 7766.72, "text": " right back in the position that we'd probably need it to get to be a nuclear"}, {"start": 7766.72, "end": 7772.64, "text": " engineer to know what I'm talking about though. Green with the five. Boom look at"}, {"start": 7772.64, "end": 7775.400000000001, "text": " that. Oops. It accidentally paused itself."}, {"start": 7785.0, "end": 7786.12, "text": " I can't believe what's happening."}, {"start": 7832.64, "end": 7836.64, "text": " This game is insane. What's happening?"}, {"start": 7836.64, "end": 7861.64, "text": " Every one of these I'm doing is still calculated by the way."}, {"start": 7861.64, "end": 7864.360000000001, "text": " None of these are wasted or random throws."}, {"start": 7864.360000000001, "end": 7871.360000000001, "text": " single one of these to calculation."}, {"start": 7878.920000000001, "end": 7885.920000000001, "text": " Every one of them is."}, {"start": 7894.360000000001, "end": 7901.360000000001, "text": " I'm not sure what you're doing."}, {"start": 7924.360000000001, "end": 7935.400000000001, "text": " I ain't got no draw zone."}, {"start": 7935.400000000001, "end": 7943.120000000001, "text": " Maxi with the five."}, {"start": 7943.120000000001, "end": 7945.200000000001, "text": " I was expecting difficult levels."}, {"start": 7945.200000000001, "end": 7949.960000000001, "text": " I was not expecting anything like this is insane."}, {"start": 7949.96, "end": 7952.96, "text": " This is actually insane."}, {"start": 7952.96, "end": 7965.88, "text": " Shut up, I can't believe what I'm watching."}, {"start": 7965.88, "end": 7966.88, "text": " Let it slide."}, {"start": 7966.88, "end": 7976.52, "text": " What's letting this slide gonna do, man?"}, {"start": 7976.52, "end": 7977.52, "text": " Be in that guy!"}, {"start": 7981.52, "end": 7982.52, "text": " Be in that guy!"}, {"start": 7994.52, "end": 7996.52, "text": " They call me John Sausage Man."}, {"start": 7999.52, "end": 8000.52, "text": " Because I can do this."}, {"start": 8006.52, "end": 8022.120000000001, "text": " I'm out of my groove right now."}, {"start": 8022.120000000001, "end": 8025.200000000001, "text": " I'm out of my groove right now."}, {"start": 8025.200000000001, "end": 8026.400000000001, "text": " I've got my groove messed up."}, {"start": 8036.52, "end": 8045.6, "text": " Yeah, I'm about to I'm about to emergency twerk. I swear on everything I love"}, {"start": 8054.0, "end": 8056.56, "text": " Yeah, this string is about to get cut off I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 8096.52, "end": 8121.52, "text": " I'm about to commit tax evasion, I swear."}, {"start": 8121.52, "end": 8123.52, "text": " I just threw her my back out."}, {"start": 8128.52, "end": 8130.52, "text": " Snapple puff with the 10."}, {"start": 8138.52, "end": 8140.52, "text": " I feel like I'm dreaming. This can't be real."}, {"start": 8181.52, "end": 8189.360000000001, "text": " Kill me."}, {"start": 8189.360000000001, "end": 8195.28, "text": " Kill me!"}, {"start": 8195.28, "end": 8197.28, "text": " It's my life!"}, {"start": 8255.28, "end": 8257.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8285.28, "end": 8289.28, "text": " I'm John Sausage Man!"}, {"start": 8298.28, "end": 8301.28, "text": " This is the worst mistake I've ever made."}, {"start": 8302.28, "end": 8304.28, "text": " What have I done?"}, {"start": 8306.28, "end": 8308.28, "text": " What have I done?"}, {"start": 8315.28, "end": 8320.28, "text": " You know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 8320.28, "end": 8322.28, "text": " You don't know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 8322.28, "end": 8328.28, "text": " It takes the perfect toss."}, {"start": 8328.28, "end": 8340.28, "text": " You actually have to have the perfect toss."}, {"start": 8340.28, "end": 8344.04, "text": " Reset and let it slide bro. Shut up nerd"}, {"start": 8362.800000000001, "end": 8368.66, "text": " Get that new band give me his address his IP everything you got three black bands outside your house tonight, bud"}, {"start": 8368.66, "end": 8370.2, "text": " Level it out and let it slide."}, {"start": 8370.2, "end": 8372.039999999999, "text": " Yeah, what did that do, buddy?"}, {"start": 8374.539999999999, "end": 8375.34, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 8375.34, "end": 8376.34, "text": " What did that do?"}, {"start": 8376.34, "end": 8377.24, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 8387.34, "end": 8389.06, "text": " You don't have to tell me I cooked the sausage."}, {"start": 8389.06, "end": 8390.06, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 8393.06, "end": 8394.46, "text": " You can't cook the sausage."}, {"start": 8398.66, "end": 8427.66, "text": " It's been one hour, nobody cares, time is merely an idea."}, {"start": 8427.66, "end": 8429.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8457.66, "end": 8467.66, "text": " They got hit with ads, now's the time to do it, so they miss it."}, {"start": 8467.66, "end": 8477.66, "text": " There is no way!"}, {"start": 8477.66, "end": 8479.98, "text": " In no way!"}, {"start": 8495.28, "end": 8497.18, "text": " Yeeeeeeees!"}, {"start": 8497.18, "end": 8499.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8527.18, "end": 8530.24, "text": " Eirin Wences."}, {"start": 8533.24, "end": 8535.32, "text": " Eirin Wences."}, {"start": 8537.48, "end": 8543.02, "text": " Eirin Wences."}, {"start": 8545.26, "end": 8547.6, "text": " Snapplepuff with the 20 gifted."}, {"start": 8551.1, "end": 8553.94, "text": " W. Snapplepuff with the 20 gifted."}, {"start": 8553.94, "end": 8569.94, "text": " Is that the end of the game?"}, {"start": 8569.94, "end": 8570.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8570.94, "end": 8595.94, "text": " Topside Delta with the five."}, {"start": 8595.94, "end": 8602.94, "text": " What? How was that not the one?"}, {"start": 8602.94, "end": 8611.94, "text": " I pulled a hammy."}, {"start": 8611.94, "end": 8613.94, "text": " I'll pull the hammy."}, {"start": 8626.94, "end": 8628.94, "text": " Big bin with the file."}, {"start": 8628.94, "end": 8643.34, "text": " All right, does this game save when you get off?"}, {"start": 8643.34, "end": 8645.1, "text": " I'm going to do this last one at a spooky time."}, {"start": 8645.1, "end": 8646.78, "text": " Does this game save when you get off?"}, {"start": 8646.78, "end": 8648.78, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 8648.78, "end": 8653.78, "text": " Two easy."}, {"start": 8653.78, "end": 8658.78, "text": " Two easy."}, {"start": 8658.78, "end": 8663.78, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 8663.78, "end": 8668.78, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 8668.78, "end": 8690.62, "text": " You know what's crazy? I got it while they were in ads. That's so tragic. That is actually"}, {"start": 8690.62, "end": 8691.62, "text": " He's so tragic."}, {"start": 8700.62, "end": 8702.86, "text": " That wasn't intentional, but I did make a joke."}, {"start": 8702.86, "end": 8705.900000000001, "text": " I said, yo, now's the time to do it, because they're in ads"}, {"start": 8705.900000000001, "end": 8707.86, "text": " and they're going to miss it."}, {"start": 8707.86, "end": 8709.380000000001, "text": " It was not intentional, though."}, {"start": 8709.380000000001, "end": 8710.02, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 8716.58, "end": 8717.08, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 8720.62, "end": 8733.740000000002, "text": " I'm losing my mind when I'm actually losing my mind."}, {"start": 8733.740000000002, "end": 8748.78, "text": " I think I've knocked ten years off my life from this game."}, {"start": 8748.78, "end": 8749.78, "text": " YG with the fire."}, {"start": 8767.28, "end": 8768.78, "text": " Oh, this is easy."}, {"start": 8768.78, "end": 8769.78, "text": " Hold on, Sheriff."}, {"start": 8769.78, "end": 8770.78, "text": " Give us a little time."}, {"start": 8770.78, "end": 8771.78, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 8771.78, "end": 8772.78, "text": " I'm just addicted."}, {"start": 8772.78, "end": 8773.78, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 8774.78, "end": 8775.78, "text": " Sausage."}, {"start": 8778.78, "end": 8801.78, "text": " Sausage. Sausage. Sausage. Sausage. Sausage helmet."}, {"start": 8801.78, "end": 8806.62, "text": " No sausage helmet"}, {"start": 8816.5, "end": 8821.1, "text": " We'll see in court we'll see in court"}, {"start": 8824.220000000001, "end": 8826.220000000001, "text": " Airpods"}, {"start": 8828.74, "end": 8830.74, "text": " Airpods"}, {"start": 8831.78, "end": 8837.78, "text": " Yeah, I want to be able to"}, {"start": 8837.78, "end": 8839.78, "text": " chat type one if you're watching"}, {"start": 8839.78, "end": 8841.78, "text": " the stream with AirPods right"}, {"start": 8841.78, "end": 8843.78, "text": " now."}, {"start": 8843.78, "end": 8845.78, "text": " You know the best. This is no"}, {"start": 8845.78, "end": 8847.78, "text": " plug. Obviously, this is not a"}, {"start": 8847.78, "end": 8849.78, "text": " plug at all."}, {"start": 8849.78, "end": 8851.78, "text": " Do the noise cancellation on the"}, {"start": 8851.78, "end": 8853.78, "text": " AirPods is actually like"}, {"start": 8853.78, "end": 8855.78, "text": " insane."}, {"start": 8855.78, "end": 8857.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8857.78, "end": 8859.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8859.78, "end": 8867.18, "text": " I used to cut grass. I'd be on the lawnmower and I'd have my air pods in and I turned noise cancellation off you couldn't even hear it I"}, {"start": 8869.900000000001, "end": 8871.900000000001, "text": " Got it. Nope"}, {"start": 8874.980000000001, "end": 8883.140000000001, "text": " What is this game y'all keep coming in here talk about what are you playing? What is this game buddy? What's it look like it is?"}, {"start": 8886.66, "end": 8888.66, "text": " Sausage flip"}, {"start": 8889.78, "end": 8900.66, "text": " You got it!"}, {"start": 8900.66, "end": 8905.54, "text": " You got to be kidding me!"}, {"start": 8905.54, "end": 8910.5, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 8910.5, "end": 8915.060000000001, "text": " How did that get that much momentum right there?"}, {"start": 8915.060000000001, "end": 8917.060000000001, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 8917.06, "end": 8926.06, "text": " Relax. Relax. Relax."}, {"start": 8931.06, "end": 8933.06, "text": " Are you relaxed?"}, {"start": 8943.06, "end": 8945.06, "text": " Are you relaxed or are you stressed?"}, {"start": 8947.06, "end": 8977.019999999999, "text": " And if you are stressed, are you stressed because this game is stressing you out?"}, {"start": 8977.02, "end": 8980.1, "text": " Don't be young sprout."}, {"start": 8980.1, "end": 8983.220000000001, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 8983.220000000001, "end": 8984.800000000001, "text": " Hey young sprout."}, {"start": 8984.800000000001, "end": 8986.300000000001, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 8986.300000000001, "end": 8989.4, "text": " Don't be stressed young sprout."}, {"start": 8992.460000000001, "end": 8993.54, "text": " All right, last one."}, {"start": 8993.54, "end": 8994.34, "text": " Last one right here."}, {"start": 8994.34, "end": 8995.9, "text": " This is the last one."}, {"start": 8995.9, "end": 8996.460000000001, "text": " Last one."}, {"start": 8996.460000000001, "end": 8998.54, "text": " No continuous game tomorrow."}, {"start": 8998.54, "end": 9001.94, "text": " And I got it first try."}, {"start": 9001.94, "end": 9003.02, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 9067.02, "end": 9095.44, "text": " Sickle, sickle, sickle, close, close, make it stop, sickle,"}, {"start": 9095.44, "end": 9118.560000000001, "text": " sickle. Sickle. Sickle. Sickle. It can't be that hard. Well, you're welcome to try it,"}, {"start": 9118.56, "end": 9122.56, "text": " What you mean? What you mean it can't be that hard?"}, {"start": 9122.56, "end": 9128.56, "text": " I'm back to back gamer to get it, Bubba. No dutch, how? Who do you think you is?"}, {"start": 9131.56, "end": 9133.56, "text": " Won't you try?"}, {"start": 9135.56, "end": 9139.56, "text": " Hey, did you like getting past the board level, Bubba?"}, {"start": 9148.56, "end": 9164.56, "text": " It looks like a Cheeto Puff? Oh, I know you hungry. You gotta be hungry. Come on, man."}, {"start": 9164.56, "end": 9177.76, "text": " This might be a worse rage-vague game than like egging on, no joke."}, {"start": 9177.76, "end": 9180.76, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 9210.76, "end": 9212.76, "text": " How do I exit?"}, {"start": 9225.16, "end": 9227.16, "text": " Wait, did it save?"}, {"start": 9232.52, "end": 9234.52, "text": " Let me make sure that's safe."}, {"start": 9234.52, "end": 9244.48, "text": " It did save haha oh yeah, baby"}, {"start": 9247.48, "end": 9249.48, "text": " Gave it a year"}, {"start": 9250.880000000001, "end": 9254.2, "text": " That was actually gave it a year no joke I messed with that I"}, {"start": 9256.4, "end": 9258.960000000001, "text": " Actually messed with that right there that was go to"}, {"start": 9258.960000000001, "end": 9272.480000000001, "text": " That was actually goading 100 minutes. That wasn't that bad."}, {"start": 9272.480000000001, "end": 9274.28, "text": " But how many levels did I get through?"}, {"start": 9274.28, "end": 9293.92, "text": " Okay, so I'm done with your nonsense. These games are easy. Big dog. Once you go download"}, {"start": 9293.92, "end": 9299.6, "text": " it and you try, once you get to the board level, you're cut. There better not be a level"}, {"start": 9299.6, "end": 9306.32, "text": " harder than that board level tomorrow. I'm gonna tweak. Yo,"}, {"start": 9306.32, "end": 9308.6, "text": " happy pop charts with the thousand bits. Hey, case of the"}, {"start": 9308.6, "end": 9311.24, "text": " streams. Could you call my friend Julia a simpleton? It"}, {"start": 9311.24, "end": 9314.6, "text": " would mean a lot. What? That would mean a lot. Hey, Julia,"}, {"start": 9314.6, "end": 9317.720000000001, "text": " you're a simpleton. I didn't say that. Somebody else did. Sorry."}, {"start": 9319.720000000001, "end": 9320.44, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 9320.44, "end": 9328.44, "text": " get you a diaper, you know,"}, {"start": 9328.44, "end": 9333.640000000001, "text": " because it is food guitar."}, {"start": 9333.640000000001, "end": 9337.04, "text": " There is wait till you get to the needle."}, {"start": 9337.04, "end": 9338.04, "text": " The needle."}, {"start": 9341.84, "end": 9342.34, "text": " G.G."}, {"start": 9347.94, "end": 9348.640000000001, "text": " Yeah, G.G."}, {"start": 9350.44, "end": 9353.44, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 9355.44, "end": 9357.44, "text": " Get you a diaper, old fella."}, {"start": 9359.44, "end": 9361.44, "text": " Because it is"}, {"start": 9363.44, "end": 9365.44, "text": " spooky time"}, {"start": 9366.44, "end": 9368.44, "text": " up in this thing"}, {"start": 9369.44, "end": 9371.44, "text": " today."}, {"start": 9377.44, "end": 9379.44, "text": " This dev looks familiar."}, {"start": 9380.44, "end": 9386.44, "text": " Have I played these devs games before?"}, {"start": 9386.44, "end": 9389.94, "text": " I have."}, {"start": 9389.94, "end": 9390.94, "text": " I think they were good."}, {"start": 9390.94, "end": 9394.94, "text": " I can't remember."}, {"start": 9394.94, "end": 9400.44, "text": " Lock in, Chad."}, {"start": 9400.44, "end": 9405.44, "text": " Gets you a dyke beyond, Buster."}, {"start": 9405.44, "end": 9407.94, "text": " Gets you a dyke beyond."}, {"start": 9407.94, "end": 9409.94, "text": " Because it is."}, {"start": 9409.94, "end": 9413.94, "text": " Spooky time of the best time!"}, {"start": 9414.94, "end": 9416.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 9589.94, "end": 9593.94, "text": " I got to get some ice in my club because I got to take my second dose of pre-attaining"}, {"start": 9593.94, "end": 9594.94, "text": " and almost forgot."}, {"start": 9594.94, "end": 9595.94, "text": " Hey, look at that."}, {"start": 9595.94, "end": 9596.94, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 9596.94, "end": 9597.94, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 9597.94, "end": 9598.94, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 9598.94, "end": 9599.94, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 9599.94, "end": 9600.94, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 9605.94, "end": 9606.94, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 9619.94, "end": 9629.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9629.94, "end": 9639.78, "text": " Second dose of creatine."}, {"start": 9639.78, "end": 9640.78, "text": " Second dose."}, {"start": 9640.78, "end": 9645.78, "text": " Eight grams of creatine a day."}, {"start": 9645.78, "end": 9646.68, "text": " Look at that ice."}, {"start": 9646.68, "end": 9647.18, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 9651.68, "end": 9652.18, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 9657.78, "end": 9658.28, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 9662.78, "end": 9663.28, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 9667.28, "end": 9668.28, "text": " Wasco."}, {"start": 9673.18, "end": 9674.28, "text": " To school."}, {"start": 9675.78, "end": 9682.78, "text": " Can I get up or I walk?"}, {"start": 9682.78, "end": 9685.78, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 9685.78, "end": 9690.78, "text": " Can I?"}, {"start": 9690.78, "end": 9695.78, "text": " Is that a butt naked dude in the door?"}, {"start": 9695.78, "end": 9700.78, "text": " Whoa, hold on."}, {"start": 9700.78, "end": 9721.220000000001, "text": " Why is there a butt naked dude behind this door, I hear?"}, {"start": 9721.22, "end": 9739.06, "text": " Anyway, name of this game is Echoes in Darkness."}, {"start": 9739.06, "end": 9744.5, "text": " That's the name of the game, Echoes in Darkness."}, {"start": 9744.5, "end": 9750.14, "text": " We're going to epigraphicstarfortsystems.com or walmart.com to get you a StarFort systems"}, {"start": 9750.14, "end": 9753.26, "text": " Kiddie PC Edition W. Blund. I had to."}, {"start": 9754.26, "end": 9755.26, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 9766.18, "end": 9767.18, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9768.66, "end": 9770.66, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 9773.42, "end": 9776.74, "text": " That's one way to start a game, buddy. Call drop!"}, {"start": 9776.74, "end": 9783.58, "text": " No, not like this. I can't get up end up here. I must find another way another way to what?"}, {"start": 9786.58, "end": 9793.619999999999, "text": " What you talking about that was certainly a way to start a game"}, {"start": 9795.94, "end": 9801.86, "text": " Well, the sensitivity is perfect off-riff right no screens here is there no it's look clean actually"}, {"start": 9803.08, "end": 9805.08, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 9805.08, "end": 9807.08, "text": " What is going on oh"}, {"start": 9811.68, "end": 9814.7, "text": " That wasn't that much, okay, whoa, I'm about to say I'm reading all that"}, {"start": 9815.4, "end": 9816.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9816.98, "end": 9818.98, "text": " Don't know how long he's been like this"}, {"start": 9818.98, "end": 9824.94, "text": " Sometimes he wakes up sometimes he doesn't and when he does he doesn't remember anything if he wakes up again"}, {"start": 9824.94, "end": 9826.94, "text": " Please don't leave him alone"}, {"start": 9827.66, "end": 9830.36, "text": " Are they referring to me perhaps?"}, {"start": 9830.36, "end": 9841.36, "text": " All right, wait, what there's no way out of this room?"}, {"start": 9841.36, "end": 9843.36, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 9843.36, "end": 9848.36, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9848.36, "end": 9854.36, "text": " Who's there?"}, {"start": 9854.36, "end": 9862.0, "text": " It's mighty dark in there who opened that door oh"}, {"start": 9866.04, "end": 9868.04, "text": " No cut that line oh"}, {"start": 9869.12, "end": 9871.400000000001, "text": " It's just a little closet never mind. I"}, {"start": 9872.400000000001, "end": 9874.92, "text": " Thought that was like a long dark hallway to something work"}, {"start": 9879.16, "end": 9881.16, "text": " Stop playing"}, {"start": 9881.16, "end": 9885.16, "text": " Who just cut the light off in here? Stop!"}, {"start": 9894.16, "end": 9895.16, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9899.16, "end": 9901.16, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 9904.16, "end": 9908.16, "text": " Anything up here I need? Now we got some like low shins or something?"}, {"start": 9908.16, "end": 9911.16, "text": " They look kinda, oh, they look dusk."}, {"start": 9916.16, "end": 9918.16, "text": " Um, can I open this door?"}, {"start": 9918.16, "end": 9920.16, "text": " I can."}, {"start": 9920.16, "end": 9922.16, "text": " Ahem!"}, {"start": 9924.16, "end": 9926.16, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9927.16, "end": 9929.16, "text": " Anybody in here? Is it just me?"}, {"start": 9930.16, "end": 9931.16, "text": " Is this light already on?"}, {"start": 9931.16, "end": 9933.16, "text": " Yes, it was. Do not do that."}, {"start": 9933.16, "end": 9934.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9934.16, "end": 9949.28, "text": " Um, the never ending midnight chat y'all have read that book me too."}, {"start": 9949.28, "end": 9952.16, "text": " What is that noise I'm hearing?"}, {"start": 9952.16, "end": 9955.36, "text": " Oh, no, this house is creepy."}, {"start": 9955.36, "end": 9960.72, "text": " There is one too many hallways for me in here."}, {"start": 9960.72, "end": 9962.24, "text": " Uh, uh."}, {"start": 9962.24, "end": 9964.4, "text": " It is dark, dude."}, {"start": 9966.619999999999, "end": 9967.46, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 9969.02, "end": 9970.119999999999, "text": " Who's in here with me?"}, {"start": 9970.119999999999, "end": 9970.96, "text": " Turn this light on."}, {"start": 9970.96, "end": 9971.78, "text": " Stat."}, {"start": 9975.32, "end": 9977.72, "text": " Oh, you ain't got nothing in here."}, {"start": 9980.96, "end": 9982.52, "text": " 1990?"}, {"start": 9983.72, "end": 9986.24, "text": " For several dates, Mark, September 17th,"}, {"start": 9986.24, "end": 9988.32, "text": " and Timmy's birthday."}, {"start": 9988.32, "end": 9989.4, "text": " Who is Timmy?"}, {"start": 9989.4, "end": 9992.4, "text": " Chat, were you alive in 1990?"}, {"start": 9997.4, "end": 9999.4, "text": " What is this? A music box is missing a piece."}, {"start": 9999.4, "end": 10002.4, "text": " Okay, so if we find a piece for a music box, we gotta bring it in here."}, {"start": 10002.4, "end": 10004.4, "text": " Why is there a human skull in here?"}, {"start": 10004.4, "end": 10007.4, "text": " Oh, I picked it up! Oh!"}, {"start": 10007.4, "end": 10010.4, "text": " What kind of season is we got in here?"}, {"start": 10010.4, "end": 10013.4, "text": " Five calories. What kind of season got five-"}, {"start": 10013.4, "end": 10015.4, "text": " Five calories?"}, {"start": 10015.4, "end": 10037.039999999999, "text": " We don't want to let the cold out, have some respect, so there we go."}, {"start": 10037.039999999999, "end": 10039.88, "text": " You know what the good news is, Chad, and I don't want to jinx it, and I have been known"}, {"start": 10039.88, "end": 10045.14, "text": " to jinx things before, but we ain't running to nobody evil yet."}, {"start": 10045.14, "end": 10047.98, "text": " You know what, the rooms in this house are kind of cozy."}, {"start": 10049.06, "end": 10049.9, "text": " A tape."}, {"start": 10051.08, "end": 10053.56, "text": " Looks like someone was about to watch it."}, {"start": 10053.56, "end": 10054.64, "text": " I'm assuming I can't."}, {"start": 10066.18, "end": 10067.56, "text": " That ain't how that works."}, {"start": 10075.14, "end": 10081.66, "text": " I'm afraid that is not how a window air-conditioned unit works"}, {"start": 10083.779999999999, "end": 10087.22, "text": " But I and they got it on 74 they even doing nothing a"}, {"start": 10089.38, "end": 10094.539999999999, "text": " Metal plate with a blue diamond embedded I can take it out with my hands. Oh, you can't take it out with your hands"}, {"start": 10094.539999999999, "end": 10096.82, "text": " I'm about to steal that what you talking about blue diamond"}, {"start": 10102.66, "end": 10104.66, "text": " Where have we gone"}, {"start": 10105.14, "end": 10124.9, "text": " Why did the ambiance music stop playing?"}, {"start": 10124.9, "end": 10128.619999999999, "text": " Oh this picture fell, that's what happened."}, {"start": 10128.619999999999, "end": 10129.619999999999, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 10129.619999999999, "end": 10130.619999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10130.62, "end": 10137.62, "text": " Okay, let's just keep moving."}, {"start": 10137.62, "end": 10150.62, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 10150.62, "end": 10157.62, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 10157.62, "end": 10166.26, "text": " Chats, somebody's in here, and they just turned the light off on us."}, {"start": 10166.26, "end": 10170.18, "text": " Okay, well we can't go in the bathroom."}, {"start": 10170.18, "end": 10171.18, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 10171.18, "end": 10181.380000000001, "text": " Unless we find a flashlight or something."}, {"start": 10181.380000000001, "end": 10183.380000000001, "text": " He is creepy!"}, {"start": 10188.380000000001, "end": 10190.380000000001, "text": " Chad, I'm scared."}, {"start": 10192.380000000001, "end": 10194.380000000001, "text": " That's not locking me in here, is it? Hey!"}, {"start": 10195.380000000001, "end": 10197.380000000001, "text": " Dude, that just locked me in here."}, {"start": 10198.380000000001, "end": 10201.380000000001, "text": " No it didn't, okay, we're good. Woo! I thought we got locked in for a minute, hold on!"}, {"start": 10202.380000000001, "end": 10204.380000000001, "text": " What does it say?"}, {"start": 10204.380000000001, "end": 10211.62, "text": " I don't know how much longer I can keep going like this."}, {"start": 10211.62, "end": 10218.18, "text": " Last night he got up again without recognizing me, as if he were just seeing someone else."}, {"start": 10218.18, "end": 10223.26, "text": " I tried to talk to him, but he just stayed still, staring at the floor."}, {"start": 10223.26, "end": 10224.26, "text": " I'm so tired."}, {"start": 10224.26, "end": 10227.26, "text": " If he wakes up again, please, don't leave me alone."}, {"start": 10227.26, "end": 10250.54, "text": " I wonder if they talk about me or they talk about the dude that cut the line off on me."}, {"start": 10250.54, "end": 10255.5, "text": " So Europe in here talking about who just said hear me out and two messages later you say"}, {"start": 10255.5, "end": 10258.5, "text": " I'm gonna play this right here."}, {"start": 10268.5, "end": 10272.5, "text": " You thought I wasn't gonna peak that."}, {"start": 10279.5, "end": 10284.5, "text": " Somebody named Terry Cherry just said me second. Yeah, we're good."}, {"start": 10285.5, "end": 10297.34, "text": " Anyway. Lock in."}, {"start": 10297.34, "end": 10304.14, "text": " Everybody remain calm. I got a sneaking suspicion that a jump scare is going to pop up here"}, {"start": 10304.14, "end": 10308.94, "text": " in a minute. This is the room that the hand came from that shut the line off. So is there"}, {"start": 10308.94, "end": 10311.94, "text": " Is there somebody in here?"}, {"start": 10311.94, "end": 10312.44, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10318.44, "end": 10321.28, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 10321.28, "end": 10324.460000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no, stop."}, {"start": 10324.460000000001, "end": 10326.54, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 10326.54, "end": 10327.04, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 10334.74, "end": 10335.62, "text": " Oh, I got chills."}, {"start": 10335.62, "end": 10336.78, "text": " This is creepy."}, {"start": 10336.78, "end": 10338.78, "text": " Did you see the smile?"}, {"start": 10342.380000000001, "end": 10344.380000000001, "text": " I gotta cut the slide back on. I am terrified."}, {"start": 10366.78, "end": 10392.78, "text": " I don't feel good."}, {"start": 10392.78, "end": 10395.02, "text": " Man, a sausage game, that is crap, my draws."}, {"start": 10397.02, "end": 10400.62, "text": " Dude, this chair is making all kinds of noises."}, {"start": 10406.02, "end": 10408.02, "text": " Oh my goodness, man."}, {"start": 10411.42, "end": 10413.42, "text": " That's why I sleep with a nightlight."}, {"start": 10416.380000000001, "end": 10418.060000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 10422.78, "end": 10431.78, "text": " A green diamond, did y'all own any green diamonds?"}, {"start": 10431.78, "end": 10434.78, "text": " What is this right here?"}, {"start": 10434.78, "end": 10438.78, "text": " Okay, got it."}, {"start": 10438.78, "end": 10440.78, "text": " So the kids was in here, sweet."}, {"start": 10440.78, "end": 10447.78, "text": " Okay, that's kind of some creepy photos to have up in your house."}, {"start": 10447.78, "end": 10449.78, "text": " Maybe that explains, uh,"}, {"start": 10452.08, "end": 10454.880000000001, "text": " Maybe that explains why all the creepy stuff is happening."}, {"start": 10456.0, "end": 10458.800000000001, "text": " I'm assuming I can't open this door. No."}, {"start": 10460.02, "end": 10463.6, "text": " Okay, so like we put something right here. I'm assuming it's gonna open. What's in here?"}, {"start": 10465.84, "end": 10469.68, "text": " It's another hallway. Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 10473.68, "end": 10475.68, "text": " Use gods to be kin."}, {"start": 10477.78, "end": 10484.78, "text": " Who's there?"}, {"start": 10484.78, "end": 10491.78, "text": " Who's there?"}, {"start": 10491.78, "end": 10498.78, "text": " Who's there?"}, {"start": 10498.78, "end": 10503.78, "text": " Who's there?"}, {"start": 10503.78, "end": 10510.78, "text": " Let me read this."}, {"start": 10510.78, "end": 10517.78, "text": " Today I found him awake again in the middle of the night. He wasn't scared, he was focused, as if he were trying to remember something important."}, {"start": 10517.78, "end": 10527.78, "text": " I asked him what he had in his hands, but he hit him before I could see."}, {"start": 10527.78, "end": 10531.460000000001, "text": " point if you're scared, type two if you died."}, {"start": 10532.980000000001, "end": 10538.02, "text": " Okay so this is where we gotta put them diamonds that we saw from."}, {"start": 10538.02, "end": 10541.380000000001, "text": " Is that a key? Can I have that please? No, I can't have it."}, {"start": 10541.380000000001, "end": 10544.42, "text": " Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 10546.980000000001, "end": 10550.820000000002, "text": " All right, let's just keep moving because that's all we can do."}, {"start": 10550.820000000002, "end": 10556.1, "text": " It is so dark. Please don't jump scare me again anytime soon because y'all"}, {"start": 10556.1, "end": 10557.78, "text": " I'll just got me with a real bad one."}, {"start": 10557.78, "end": 10560.44, "text": " I would appreciate it if y'all took a minute"}, {"start": 10560.44, "end": 10563.140000000001, "text": " before y'all do another one at me, please."}, {"start": 10563.140000000001, "end": 10565.300000000001, "text": " And thank you for the consideration."}, {"start": 10565.300000000001, "end": 10566.140000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10568.640000000001, "end": 10569.48, "text": " We need a code."}, {"start": 10571.1, "end": 10573.7, "text": " I'm sure we'll find that along our path."}, {"start": 10576.5, "end": 10578.42, "text": " What's this room right here?"}, {"start": 10578.42, "end": 10580.74, "text": " Another hallway, what's this room right here?"}, {"start": 10580.74, "end": 10587.74, "text": " What's up with the ambiance music?"}, {"start": 10587.74, "end": 10589.74, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 10589.74, "end": 10597.74, "text": " Chat, this house is too big, man."}, {"start": 10597.74, "end": 10601.74, "text": " There ain't no, there's somebody standing in the corner."}, {"start": 10601.74, "end": 10608.74, "text": " There is somebody standing in the corner."}, {"start": 10608.74, "end": 10615.74, "text": " Oh my goodness, there is literally somebody standing in the corner and he's like eight foot tall."}, {"start": 10626.74, "end": 10627.74, "text": " Dog."}, {"start": 10629.74, "end": 10630.74, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 10630.74, "end": 10637.74, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 10637.74, "end": 10650.74, "text": " Oh, you are scary."}, {"start": 10650.74, "end": 10658.34, "text": " Why are they just staying in there not moving?"}, {"start": 10658.34, "end": 10660.54, "text": " I can't do this. I can't do this. There's a note right here."}, {"start": 10664.54, "end": 10666.94, "text": " I'm gonna move the face camera again. I don't think you know how I'm working on."}, {"start": 10670.74, "end": 10672.34, "text": " Honey, you really outdid yourself."}, {"start": 10672.74, "end": 10674.74, "text": " A code for the toolbox? Seriously?"}, {"start": 10675.14, "end": 10676.74, "text": " Fortunately, I know how you think."}, {"start": 10677.14, "end": 10680.74, "text": " I bet the key is Timmy's birthday and month."}, {"start": 10683.34, "end": 10686.04, "text": " Didn't we see a note talking about Timmy?"}, {"start": 10688.34, "end": 10695.380000000001, "text": " So we need Timmy's birthday and month and that'll be the code. Y'all just saying"}, {"start": 10695.380000000001, "end": 10698.86, "text": " random numbers, Jack, come on, man."}, {"start": 10701.14, "end": 10710.74, "text": " All right, it is still there. I am terrified. The medallion of the three"}, {"start": 10710.74, "end": 10716.02, "text": " gazes lies incomplete. Its torn fragment still breathes somewhere until"}, {"start": 10716.02, "end": 10718.02, "text": " Reunited nothing worth what?"}, {"start": 10723.94, "end": 10728.78, "text": " All right, you have a good night, sir, please don't follow me wherever I go cuz you're scary"}, {"start": 10728.78, "end": 10731.1, "text": " I mean, I don't mean no offense by that but"}, {"start": 10741.060000000001, "end": 10743.060000000001, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 10743.06, "end": 10750.06, "text": " zero nine seventeen. Why do y'all think that's the coach, Adam? Did y'all see it?"}, {"start": 10752.06, "end": 10768.06, "text": " zero nine seventeen. Yo, Mack with the fifty gifted. Give me some W's for Mack with the fifty gifted. W Mack. Thank you, Mack. Bad everybody in here by the way."}, {"start": 10768.06, "end": 10773.06, "text": " W Mack for real with the 50. I appreciate you, Mack."}, {"start": 10777.06, "end": 10777.9, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10777.9, "end": 10779.4, "text": " There was still another area of the house"}, {"start": 10779.4, "end": 10780.74, "text": " that we didn't go to."}, {"start": 10785.66, "end": 10786.92, "text": " So let's go over there."}, {"start": 10788.66, "end": 10789.82, "text": " There was a note in the kitchen."}, {"start": 10789.82, "end": 10791.58, "text": " Yeah, let me go reread that note"}, {"start": 10791.58, "end": 10792.859999999999, "text": " and see if they had a birthday on."}, {"start": 10792.859999999999, "end": 10795.66, "text": " I remember one of the notes talking about Timmy though."}, {"start": 10795.66, "end": 10798.9, "text": " Let me read this note."}, {"start": 10798.9, "end": 10800.18, "text": " Oh, that was a draw."}, {"start": 10800.18, "end": 10804.68, "text": " I never mind."}, {"start": 10804.68, "end": 10806.3, "text": " These comments tonight are crazy."}, {"start": 10806.3, "end": 10808.14, "text": " Oh, buddy, they're always crazy."}, {"start": 10808.14, "end": 10811.34, "text": " It's always bad."}, {"start": 10811.34, "end": 10816.18, "text": " What's this note right here?"}, {"start": 10816.18, "end": 10820.14, "text": " This one doesn't say nothing about Timmy."}, {"start": 10820.14, "end": 10822.539999999999, "text": " It's not 1709, man."}, {"start": 10822.54, "end": 10823.380000000001, "text": " Shut up, no!"}, {"start": 10828.060000000001, "end": 10829.560000000001, "text": " Y'all just saying stuff."}, {"start": 10852.54, "end": 10859.54, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 10863.54, "end": 10866.54, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 10866.54, "end": 10873.54, "text": " No, that ain't his 097T!"}, {"start": 10882.54, "end": 10910.220000000001, "text": " Watch! I'm about to be walled! Look at this!"}, {"start": 10910.22, "end": 10912.22, "text": " I was wrong, my bad."}, {"start": 10927.22, "end": 10928.22, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 10929.22, "end": 10933.22, "text": " Okay, that's for removing the diamonds and hopefully like a weapon if I need it."}, {"start": 10933.22, "end": 10936.22, "text": " Like if that dude tries to jump scare me again, I can just stab him with it."}, {"start": 10936.22, "end": 10943.22, "text": " Dude, I keep- why did you say saving game?"}, {"start": 10943.22, "end": 10948.22, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 10948.22, "end": 10951.22, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 10951.22, "end": 10955.22, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 10955.22, "end": 10956.22, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 10956.22, "end": 10957.22, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 10957.22, "end": 10960.22, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 10960.22, "end": 10962.22, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 10966.22, "end": 10969.22, "text": " Okay, there was two diamonds I could get."}, {"start": 10969.22, "end": 10972.22, "text": " One was in here, I think the other one was in that bedroom."}, {"start": 10972.22, "end": 10974.22, "text": " I gotta go back there to that bedroom."}, {"start": 10977.22, "end": 10980.22, "text": " This game creepski!"}, {"start": 10980.22, "end": 10982.22, "text": " Got the blue diamond."}, {"start": 10982.22, "end": 10984.22, "text": " He's right behind me, isn't he?"}, {"start": 10987.22, "end": 10989.22, "text": " Nope, we're good. Thank you so-"}, {"start": 10990.22, "end": 11019.22, "text": " Oh, it is completely dark."}, {"start": 11019.22, "end": 11021.22, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11049.22, "end": 11052.22, "text": " This cannot be good for me."}, {"start": 11052.22, "end": 11058.22, "text": " The amount of jump scares that I suffer on a consistent basis cannot be good."}, {"start": 11072.22, "end": 11074.22, "text": " Did y'all die?"}, {"start": 11074.22, "end": 11082.22, "text": " Oh my goodness, let me go get that other diamond."}, {"start": 11082.22, "end": 11084.22, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 11084.22, "end": 11091.22, "text": " Let me go get this other diamond."}, {"start": 11091.22, "end": 11093.22, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 11093.22, "end": 11103.22, "text": " Oh, we need a key for this and that's what goes to unlock that red door."}, {"start": 11103.22, "end": 11106.22, "text": " Is that kid still here?"}, {"start": 11106.22, "end": 11110.22, "text": " Okay, they're gone. Thank you."}, {"start": 11110.22, "end": 11113.22, "text": " Let me grab this other diamond from in here."}, {"start": 11119.22, "end": 11121.22, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 11121.22, "end": 11124.22, "text": " Please no jump scare this time. Please."}, {"start": 11124.22, "end": 11126.22, "text": " Please?"}, {"start": 11126.22, "end": 11128.22, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 11128.22, "end": 11131.22, "text": " Let's go find the third diamond."}, {"start": 11133.22, "end": 11143.98, "text": " Let's go find the third diamond that we needed we didn't go down this other hallway before we so let's go look over here"}, {"start": 11145.8, "end": 11151.26, "text": " This is a weirdly veiled house yet, just straight hallways and hallways are creepy buddy"}, {"start": 11154.539999999999, "end": 11161.66, "text": " Okay, I can't open that got it so we're missing one diamond somewhere"}, {"start": 11163.22, "end": 11175.82, "text": " Where is that? You may ask. No clue. But rest assured, we gonna find it."}, {"start": 11175.82, "end": 11194.14, "text": " I'm scared, uh, see, look, because we have two."}, {"start": 11194.14, "end": 11205.3, "text": " I want that creepy dude still in here."}, {"start": 11205.300000000001, "end": 11209.02, "text": " was peeking around that corner. Is that means he's gone from in here?"}, {"start": 11213.7, "end": 11217.140000000001, "text": " Nope, he's still standing in that corner. So was the multiple"}, {"start": 11224.140000000001, "end": 11225.460000000001, "text": " I'm coming in here."}, {"start": 11227.220000000001, "end": 11229.740000000002, "text": " The ambiance just cut off. We're about to get jump scared. Prepare"}, {"start": 11229.740000000002, "end": 11230.26, "text": " yourself."}, {"start": 11230.26, "end": 11236.22, "text": " We are about to get jump-scared literally right now. There's the last diamond"}, {"start": 11237.62, "end": 11239.62, "text": " Can I unlock this door from here?"}, {"start": 11240.86, "end": 11242.86, "text": " You can't okay, that's fine"}, {"start": 11246.98, "end": 11251.58, "text": " Got it jump scare jump scare"}, {"start": 11260.26, "end": 11281.82, "text": " What's up with the- oh my goodness there's about to be a terrible jump scare I just know"}, {"start": 11281.82, "end": 11296.98, "text": " it I just know it dude oh my goodness oh my goodness please stop please stop please stop"}, {"start": 11296.98, "end": 11308.66, "text": " please why is the hallway lights turned off get that turn back on now thank you all right"}, {"start": 11308.66, "end": 11317.74, "text": " the last diamond. Boom. This goes that clock and we can get the clock piece and then we"}, {"start": 11317.74, "end": 11327.86, "text": " can put that in and go through the door. Please. The ambiance is back. I don't know whether"}, {"start": 11327.86, "end": 11330.12, "text": " That's a good or a bad thing, probably bad."}, {"start": 11333.300000000001, "end": 11334.460000000001, "text": " Why is this light off?"}, {"start": 11336.460000000001, "end": 11340.300000000001, "text": " Bro, all the house creaking noises are scaring me."}, {"start": 11355.66, "end": 11356.5, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 11357.86, "end": 11377.58, "text": " Let's go. Open the clock up. Please let me do this without terrifyingly scaring me or"}, {"start": 11377.58, "end": 11392.66, "text": " killing me. Bone. Let me get that. Thank you. Let's go. I could have swore that we're gonna"}, {"start": 11392.66, "end": 11409.0, "text": " jump scare me right there I cannot believe it somebody clip that was that"}, {"start": 11409.0, "end": 11424.0, "text": " Was that dude butt naked?"}, {"start": 11424.0, "end": 11431.0, "text": " Was that dude butt naked?"}, {"start": 11431.0, "end": 11433.0, "text": " Please let me do this without..."}, {"start": 11435.0, "end": 11438.0, "text": " It's war that we're going to jump scare me right there. I cannot believe it."}, {"start": 11446.0, "end": 11449.0, "text": " That is terrifying, by the way!"}, {"start": 11450.0, "end": 11454.0, "text": " Oh my goodness, that is terrifying!"}, {"start": 11454.0, "end": 11455.0, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 11455.0, "end": 11465.24, "text": " Imagine waking up in the middle of the night, you go to the bathroom and you see this standing"}, {"start": 11465.24, "end": 11469.92, "text": " in your hall."}, {"start": 11469.92, "end": 11470.92, "text": " Imagine!"}, {"start": 11470.92, "end": 11480.68, "text": " Hey, and somebody said hear me out."}, {"start": 11480.68, "end": 11482.4, "text": " See, we can't have nothing, Chad."}, {"start": 11482.4, "end": 11500.76, "text": " really came. We really just, we really just can't, you know, it's bad. Okay, another extremely"}, {"start": 11500.76, "end": 11505.16, "text": " creepy dark hallway. Okay, now mother's a door there, and that makes it a little bit"}, {"start": 11505.16, "end": 11512.48, "text": " You know whoever built this house got motion because this house is huge that's creepy"}, {"start": 11512.48, "end": 11513.98, "text": " I don't want to go there"}, {"start": 11513.98, "end": 11515.98, "text": " Can I go this other way please?"}, {"start": 11517.46, "end": 11520.619999999999, "text": " This way looks nice because there's a door above it or a light above the door"}, {"start": 11521.3, "end": 11523.46, "text": " It's it's locked. Okay. You hate to see it"}, {"start": 11523.460000000001, "end": 11539.54, "text": " it would be nice if they would give me a flashlight because that's a lot of"}, {"start": 11539.54, "end": 11548.62, "text": " candles that's a fire hazard by the way is somebody watching these candles"}, {"start": 11548.62, "end": 11551.5, "text": " because this could be a potential fire hazard, just saying."}, {"start": 11555.02, "end": 11556.02, "text": " Matches."}, {"start": 11558.740000000002, "end": 11560.86, "text": " Well, speaking of flashlight,"}, {"start": 11562.58, "end": 11563.86, "text": " I guess we got a match."}, {"start": 11566.42, "end": 11570.58, "text": " This match is better than a lot of horror game flashlights that we get."}, {"start": 11570.58, "end": 11571.58, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 11571.58, "end": 11580.82, "text": " I am scared, dude."}, {"start": 11580.82, "end": 11589.66, "text": " Who is dead in here?"}, {"start": 11589.66, "end": 11593.84, "text": " The tribute must be paid."}, {"start": 11593.84, "end": 11600.18, "text": " Another note."}, {"start": 11600.18, "end": 11602.58, "text": " I've tried to close my eyes, but they're still there."}, {"start": 11602.58, "end": 11604.74, "text": " Two coins, they don't wait,"}, {"start": 11604.74, "end": 11607.380000000001, "text": " but I feel they no longer belong to me."}, {"start": 11607.380000000001, "end": 11609.34, "text": " Last night I heard his voice."}, {"start": 11609.34, "end": 11612.380000000001, "text": " He told me that one is to pay for the journey"}, {"start": 11612.380000000001, "end": 11616.14, "text": " and the other so that he does not wake up without memory."}, {"start": 11616.14, "end": 11618.26, "text": " I must leave them on his eyes."}, {"start": 11618.26, "end": 11620.14, "text": " Only then will he be able to cross"}, {"start": 11620.14, "end": 11621.380000000001, "text": " and I'll be able to rest."}, {"start": 11621.380000000001, "end": 11624.5, "text": " So we need two coins to lay over this dude's eyes."}, {"start": 11624.5, "end": 11625.9, "text": " That's not weird at all."}, {"start": 11625.9, "end": 11629.699999999999, "text": " We got to do we got to do chat"}, {"start": 11632.14, "end": 11639.82, "text": " All right, I'm gonna go get them coins for you. Okay, I'll be back in a minute. I hope if I don't die. Thank you"}, {"start": 11646.779999999999, "end": 11648.94, "text": " That is a lot of candles"}, {"start": 11652.66, "end": 11655.32, "text": " Multiple caskets no I need another need another match"}, {"start": 11655.9, "end": 11661.74, "text": " What's up with all the caskets, man?"}, {"start": 11661.74, "end": 11667.1, "text": " Oh, I do not like this hallway."}, {"start": 11667.1, "end": 11677.18, "text": " There ain't nothing but caskets in here."}, {"start": 11677.18, "end": 11682.18, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 11682.18, "end": 11692.18, "text": " You'll Mac with the TNW Mac with the TN. If you hear him breathe, don't turn off the light. Got it."}, {"start": 11692.18, "end": 11697.18, "text": " They turned off on its own."}, {"start": 11704.18, "end": 11710.18, "text": " I'm hearing something, somebody, something."}, {"start": 11712.18, "end": 11715.18, "text": " It can't be over."}, {"start": 11715.18, "end": 11721.78, "text": " Chad, if you see a coin type coin, this is so creepy, man."}, {"start": 11730.02, "end": 11733.460000000001, "text": " Today, I tried to sit next to him, like before,"}, {"start": 11733.460000000001, "end": 11734.42, "text": " but he didn't react."}, {"start": 11734.42, "end": 11736.78, "text": " He didn't even turn his head when I said his name."}, {"start": 11736.78, "end": 11738.86, "text": " For a moment, I thought he was looking at someone else."}, {"start": 11738.86, "end": 11746.62, "text": " Look at it someone else someone I couldn't see I don't know if he still knows who I am or if he"}, {"start": 11746.62, "end": 11751.380000000001, "text": " rather didn't I can't trust him anymore and the worst part is I don't think you trust me either"}, {"start": 11751.380000000001, "end": 11764.060000000001, "text": " Okay, still looking for them coins is that a coin can I have that turn the light back on turn the"}, {"start": 11764.06, "end": 11774.66, "text": " Why back on that dude's breathing I'ma close that back you have a good night"}, {"start": 11776.66, "end": 11784.779999999999, "text": " oh no you have a good day oh my goodness"}, {"start": 11787.3, "end": 11790.3, "text": " brah"}, {"start": 11790.300000000001, "end": 11793.300000000001, "text": " Why did that just close on its own?"}, {"start": 11793.300000000001, "end": 11796.300000000001, "text": " You got a coin?"}, {"start": 11796.300000000001, "end": 11798.300000000001, "text": " You're breathing?"}, {"start": 11798.300000000001, "end": 11801.300000000001, "text": " Looking for this last coin?"}, {"start": 11801.300000000001, "end": 11804.300000000001, "text": " Y'all got a coin?"}, {"start": 11804.300000000001, "end": 11809.300000000001, "text": " Anybody got a coin?"}, {"start": 11809.300000000001, "end": 11811.300000000001, "text": " You don't have a coin?"}, {"start": 11811.300000000001, "end": 11813.300000000001, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 11813.300000000001, "end": 11815.300000000001, "text": " I just heard a footsteps out."}, {"start": 11815.300000000001, "end": 11843.640000000001, "text": " I can't do this I can't do this"}, {"start": 11843.64, "end": 11851.64, "text": " Chad, I can't do this. This is Chad, please stop. Chad, please somebody got to do something."}, {"start": 11851.64, "end": 11856.64, "text": " It could have given me a flash. I don't remember what matches that are going out every 10 seconds."}, {"start": 11856.64, "end": 11874.64, "text": " I know where to put that you have a good night thank you so much"}, {"start": 11874.64, "end": 11884.64, "text": " surely they won't jump scare me again they just got me with a crazy one surely"}, {"start": 11884.64, "end": 11888.08, "text": " Chat, this game is insanely scary, dude."}, {"start": 11888.08, "end": 11888.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11888.58, "end": 11891.439999999999, "text": " This game ain't got no business being as scary."}, {"start": 11894.64, "end": 11895.84, "text": " Why don't the lights just shut off?"}, {"start": 11895.84, "end": 11896.76, "text": " Do not."}, {"start": 11896.76, "end": 11898.32, "text": " I can't turn them back on."}, {"start": 11898.32, "end": 11899.599999999999, "text": " They're all for good."}, {"start": 11899.599999999999, "end": 11900.56, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 11907.0, "end": 11907.9, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 11914.64, "end": 11931.599999999999, "text": " We will see you in court."}, {"start": 11931.599999999999, "end": 11937.84, "text": " We will see you in court, buddy."}, {"start": 11937.84, "end": 11939.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11939.84, "end": 11969.3, "text": " I know where that goes, oh no, that's the..."}, {"start": 11969.300000000001, "end": 11974.720000000001, "text": " That's the room where the tall, creepy guy was just standing in the corner."}, {"start": 11974.720000000001, "end": 11977.1, "text": " Maybe he's not there no more."}, {"start": 11977.1, "end": 11978.1, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 11978.1, "end": 11982.62, "text": " Well, that was him, butt naked, just running."}, {"start": 11982.62, "end": 12008.62, "text": " Okay, that's not the right clip, your band."}, {"start": 12008.62, "end": 12024.78, "text": " What's up with the horror games and having butt naked dudes in them?"}, {"start": 12024.78, "end": 12029.42, "text": " That's the room where the tall guy was murdered."}, {"start": 12029.42, "end": 12031.740000000002, "text": " Maybe he's not there no more."}, {"start": 12031.740000000002, "end": 12032.740000000002, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 12032.74, "end": 12042.74, "text": " You know what? At least Bro didn't try to kill me."}, {"start": 12042.74, "end": 12052.74, "text": " Dude is absolutely terrifying, though, by the way. That is a terrifying, like, monster."}, {"start": 12052.74, "end": 12056.74, "text": " Like, terrifying."}, {"start": 12056.74, "end": 12066.74, "text": " Bro's just running from the shower. He forgot his towel. Could be. You know what? Could be."}, {"start": 12066.74, "end": 12076.74, "text": " Just keep going. I'm just hoping."}, {"start": 12076.74, "end": 12088.26, "text": " open. We just did that. Stop. Stop. Stop."}, {"start": 12096.46, "end": 12098.98, "text": " Y'all are gonna see me in court, devs. You understand me?"}, {"start": 12101.46, "end": 12103.06, "text": " Is he still in the corner over here?"}, {"start": 12105.02, "end": 12106.22, "text": " He's not in the corner anymore."}, {"start": 12106.74, "end": 12118.34, "text": " I'm so scared, man, key."}, {"start": 12118.34, "end": 12125.22, "text": " I'm guessing that goes back to that one room I couldn't unlock after we got past the, whatever."}, {"start": 12125.22, "end": 12131.58, "text": " She got these game, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they,"}, {"start": 12131.58, "end": 12136.06, "text": " they scary man."}, {"start": 12136.06, "end": 12138.06, "text": " I do some"}, {"start": 12156.74, "end": 12158.74, "text": " Where am I supposed to go"}, {"start": 12166.06, "end": 12176.06, "text": " Where am I supposed to go?"}, {"start": 12176.06, "end": 12184.06, "text": " Oh, you read that?"}, {"start": 12184.06, "end": 12189.58, "text": " Well, ain't nobody getting hurt out, man."}, {"start": 12189.58, "end": 12194.58, "text": " Oh, my goodness, dude."}, {"start": 12194.58, "end": 12198.74, "text": " Maybe I can loop around this way to get away from him."}, {"start": 12202.34, "end": 12204.34, "text": " But this door was locked."}, {"start": 12206.26, "end": 12208.6, "text": " Is it still gonna be locked?"}, {"start": 12210.9, "end": 12212.56, "text": " Nah, this chat is something else."}, {"start": 12212.56, "end": 12214.02, "text": " Oh, they said it about worse."}, {"start": 12214.02, "end": 12217.2, "text": " Oh, Henry Hotline, I'll never forget that."}, {"start": 12223.02, "end": 12223.86, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 12224.58, "end": 12243.78, "text": " First round survived!"}, {"start": 12243.78, "end": 12249.98, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 12249.98, "end": 12251.98, "text": " Carlson with the five"}, {"start": 12256.98, "end": 12258.98, "text": " First round"}, {"start": 12264.699999999999, "end": 12267.24, "text": " I search footsteps running up who was that"}, {"start": 12269.699999999999, "end": 12272.779999999999, "text": " This is bad this is bad chat"}, {"start": 12275.22, "end": 12277.22, "text": " Yep, and unlock the store"}, {"start": 12279.98, "end": 12285.98, "text": " Oh, wait, no, that's not the door our mom's is it?"}, {"start": 12285.98, "end": 12287.98, "text": " I can't do this."}, {"start": 12287.98, "end": 12289.98, "text": " Chat, I cannot do this."}, {"start": 12289.98, "end": 12290.98, "text": " Have I been in here?"}, {"start": 12290.98, "end": 12291.98, "text": " I have been in here."}, {"start": 12291.98, "end": 12298.98, "text": " This is the wrong door."}, {"start": 12298.98, "end": 12301.98, "text": " Wait, so this is the door."}, {"start": 12301.98, "end": 12306.98, "text": " This is the door."}, {"start": 12306.98, "end": 12308.98, "text": " Bro lost his inhaler."}, {"start": 12311.42, "end": 12314.06, "text": " Oh, as if it couldn't have got worse."}, {"start": 12314.06, "end": 12316.06, "text": " Abasement?"}, {"start": 12318.38, "end": 12320.38, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 12321.18, "end": 12325.539999999999, "text": " The family recounts the night when the possession changed their lives forever."}, {"start": 12326.039999999999, "end": 12328.039999999999, "text": " Possession?"}, {"start": 12329.18, "end": 12332.359999999999, "text": " Father accuses the disappearance of his wife and son."}, {"start": 12332.36, "end": 12339.36, "text": " Oh my goodness. Well, I'll read it."}, {"start": 12339.36, "end": 12347.36, "text": " I feel like I'm losing them and no one can tell me why, she says."}, {"start": 12347.36, "end": 12355.36, "text": " For several months a local mother has been tirelessly searching for help as her young son's behavior has changed in ways she struggles to understand."}, {"start": 12355.36, "end": 12360.24, "text": " According to her account, the boy has become increasingly withdrawn,"}, {"start": 12360.24, "end": 12366.880000000001, "text": " speaks in unusual tones, expresses experiences episodes she describes as unrecognizable."}, {"start": 12368.880000000001, "end": 12372.640000000001, "text": " Doctors have run numerous tests, but I've yet to find a clear explanation."}, {"start": 12373.2, "end": 12377.44, "text": " I'm not saying he's sick in a normal way, she explains, but something's happening to him,"}, {"start": 12377.44, "end": 12382.16, "text": " and I can't find anyone who can tell me what it is. Without answers from medical professionals,"}, {"start": 12382.16, "end": 12386.0, "text": " she has turned to community groups, counselors, and anyone willing to listen."}, {"start": 12387.68, "end": 12391.44, "text": " I just want someone to guide me. I want my son back the way he was before."}, {"start": 12391.44, "end": 12396.64, "text": " Her story reflects the emotional toll that unexplained behavioral changes can take on families."}, {"start": 12397.68, "end": 12399.119999999999, "text": " So he got possessed."}, {"start": 12403.2, "end": 12410.4, "text": " Well, that's the same one I was about to say. Police cordoned home after horrific tragedy."}, {"start": 12412.16, "end": 12416.88, "text": " Police clear way for house to be sold. Was I the dad in this whole thing?"}, {"start": 12417.76, "end": 12420.96, "text": " So I gotta use the restroom real quick or some bad happens take off run it. Sorry"}, {"start": 12442.16, "end": 12449.16, "text": " ."}, {"start": 12449.16, "end": 12452.16, "text": " ."}, {"start": 12452.16, "end": 12457.16, "text": " ."}, {"start": 12457.16, "end": 12462.16, "text": " ."}, {"start": 12462.16, "end": 12467.16, "text": " ."}, {"start": 12527.16, "end": 12540.64, "text": " You better hang up that beautiful, come over here and kiss me on my homin' eyes."}, {"start": 12540.64, "end": 12543.64, "text": " I'm feeling romantic."}, {"start": 12543.64, "end": 12553.64, "text": " I'm not going to get any more"}, {"start": 12553.64, "end": 12559.64, "text": " Did you think creepy happened while I was gone or are y'all good?"}, {"start": 12559.64, "end": 12564.64, "text": " Y'all good?"}, {"start": 12564.64, "end": 12569.64, "text": " Nothing creepy happened?"}, {"start": 12569.64, "end": 12571.64, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 12571.8, "end": 12575.56, "text": " We're back. We're in the basement GG. We're cooked"}, {"start": 12577.88, "end": 12584.0, "text": " How many jump scares have we got hit with in this game so far this has been crazy. Oh, this ain't gonna be good"}, {"start": 12587.119999999999, "end": 12590.0, "text": " Face cam placement. Oh, yeah, I got you all sorry about that"}, {"start": 12597.0, "end": 12599.0, "text": " GG small hallway"}, {"start": 12599.64, "end": 12608.64, "text": " Yeah. That's never good. Any order game that we've ever played, there's a very small hallway"}, {"start": 12608.64, "end": 12612.039999999999, "text": " that's always bad because if you start getting chased by something, there ain't nowhere you"}, {"start": 12612.039999999999, "end": 12619.199999999999, "text": " can go but straight. Okay, please let that, okay, there we go. The thing about these matches"}, {"start": 12619.199999999999, "end": 12622.56, "text": " are they're brighter than a lot of order game flashlights we've had before, but they go"}, {"start": 12622.56, "end": 12631.84, "text": " out a lot. So all these tapes do. I don't even want to know what a nomination is in that bucket."}, {"start": 12631.84, "end": 12643.84, "text": " Are those tongues? Oh, Lord. Look like a doo-doo bucket. Just keep moving."}, {"start": 12652.56, "end": 12659.96, "text": " What is going on in here?"}, {"start": 12659.96, "end": 12663.439999999999, "text": " Another note."}, {"start": 12663.439999999999, "end": 12665.84, "text": " It's not enough to just look at the book."}, {"start": 12665.84, "end": 12668.359999999999, "text": " First you must offer it what you took from it."}, {"start": 12668.359999999999, "end": 12670.039999999999, "text": " The heart you let harden."}, {"start": 12670.039999999999, "end": 12671.92, "text": " The hand you couldn't hold."}, {"start": 12671.92, "end": 12676.84, "text": " So heart, hand, and eye closed when it needed you most."}, {"start": 12676.84, "end": 12680.039999999999, "text": " Only when all three pieces are together will the earn be allowed to open."}, {"start": 12680.04, "end": 12682.080000000002, "text": " So we need a heart, a hand, and an eye."}, {"start": 12684.78, "end": 12686.02, "text": " That don't sound good."}, {"start": 12689.28, "end": 12692.400000000001, "text": " So we're playing as the dad that killed his whole family."}, {"start": 12692.400000000001, "end": 12694.26, "text": " I'm assuming that's what's happening, right?"}, {"start": 12694.26, "end": 12695.5, "text": " And that's why at the start of the game,"}, {"start": 12695.5, "end": 12697.0, "text": " he was about to stab himself."}, {"start": 12700.54, "end": 12701.78, "text": " I know they got bread though,"}, {"start": 12701.78, "end": 12704.740000000002, "text": " because this basement is just as big as the house."}, {"start": 12710.04, "end": 12721.6, "text": " Anything in here? Dad says the book is special. Is that why he killed y'all?"}, {"start": 12721.6, "end": 12728.84, "text": " Nothing in there. Oh they got hit with ads!"}, {"start": 12728.84, "end": 12739.84, "text": " Type baloney if you didn't get hit with an ad. Oh, this is bad. Oh, it's like a maze."}, {"start": 12739.84, "end": 12752.36, "text": " Mom doesn't want me to read it. Got it. Oh, it's like a maze chap. Please. Hand."}, {"start": 12752.36, "end": 12755.36, "text": " No, it's a heart. Why did I think that was a hand?"}, {"start": 12758.36, "end": 12759.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12763.36, "end": 12764.36, "text": " Please, no."}, {"start": 12767.36, "end": 12768.36, "text": " Please, no."}, {"start": 12778.36, "end": 12781.36, "text": " I'm dead! No!"}, {"start": 12782.36, "end": 12792.0, "text": " He ate me."}, {"start": 12792.0, "end": 12801.24, "text": " I've been eaten."}, {"start": 12801.24, "end": 12808.28, "text": " Let's try that again."}, {"start": 12808.28, "end": 12812.32, "text": " Lord have mercy I went the wrong way."}, {"start": 12812.32, "end": 12814.32, "text": " He's on my butt!"}, {"start": 12823.32, "end": 12825.32, "text": " Somebody help me please!"}, {"start": 12834.82, "end": 12838.32, "text": " Shad, he's on my butt!"}, {"start": 12842.32, "end": 12853.0, "text": " Let's go. I escaped him. I escaped him. We're good. Dude, getting changed must something"}, {"start": 12853.0, "end": 12858.4, "text": " that's like keeping pace with you or a little faster is like the worst thing ever."}, {"start": 12858.4, "end": 12871.199999999999, "text": " All right, let's find the second thing that we needed."}, {"start": 12871.199999999999, "end": 12872.199999999999, "text": " We found the heart."}, {"start": 12872.199999999999, "end": 12876.6, "text": " We need hand and an eye."}, {"start": 12876.6, "end": 12878.1, "text": " I hope we can find it."}, {"start": 12878.1, "end": 12878.6, "text": " Ha, ha!"}, {"start": 12895.7, "end": 12897.140000000001, "text": " Maybe that was the only thing in that area."}, {"start": 12899.9, "end": 12901.9, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 12901.9, "end": 12902.9, "text": " No, you know what?"}, {"start": 12902.9, "end": 12903.7, "text": " That ain't my bad."}, {"start": 12903.7, "end": 12905.82, "text": " That was a good one."}, {"start": 12905.82, "end": 12907.1, "text": " Y'all know that was a good one."}, {"start": 12911.539999999999, "end": 12913.18, "text": " All right, we need two more things."}, {"start": 12913.18, "end": 12914.5, "text": " Let's go in this room now."}, {"start": 12914.5, "end": 12918.06, "text": " I hope it's not like a maze like that one was."}, {"start": 12918.06, "end": 12919.82, "text": " It would be amazing if it wasn't."}, {"start": 12935.82, "end": 12955.9, "text": " I'm going to go over and use one of my jokes in real life."}, {"start": 12955.9, "end": 12957.9, "text": " Surprise that door open, honestly."}, {"start": 12957.9, "end": 12963.22, "text": " Oh, this place, oh, this, don't look."}, {"start": 12963.22, "end": 12965.74, "text": " He was just standing right here in front of me, and he's gone."}, {"start": 12965.74, "end": 12970.02, "text": " Now, hand, thank you, hand it over."}, {"start": 12970.02, "end": 12972.34, "text": " Ha ha ha, I'm done, I'm done."}, {"start": 12972.34, "end": 12973.539999999999, "text": " I'm done, I'm done."}, {"start": 12974.4, "end": 12976.84, "text": " I am done, I ain't gonna do that again."}, {"start": 12976.84, "end": 12979.44, "text": " Why did the exit disappear?"}, {"start": 12982.1, "end": 12984.06, "text": " What is this, the back rooms?"}, {"start": 12990.16, "end": 12992.119999999999, "text": " Chat, the way out is gone."}, {"start": 12993.16, "end": 12994.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12995.74, "end": 13009.92, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 13009.92, "end": 13011.16, "text": " We're just stuck in here."}, {"start": 13011.16, "end": 13018.32, "text": " There's no way out."}, {"start": 13018.32, "end": 13022.039999999999, "text": " Could you imagine being trapped in a room like this forever?"}, {"start": 13022.04, "end": 13031.44, "text": " It's like the worst room to ever be trapped in."}, {"start": 13031.44, "end": 13033.640000000001, "text": " Whatever's making that noise sounds like it's getting closer."}, {"start": 13033.640000000001, "end": 13041.140000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 13041.140000000001, "end": 13042.640000000001, "text": " Turn off the light and try it."}, {"start": 13042.640000000001, "end": 13049.800000000001, "text": " Okay, I'll wait for it to go out."}, {"start": 13049.800000000001, "end": 13051.720000000001, "text": " You're banned."}, {"start": 13051.720000000001, "end": 13054.12, "text": " You know what? Good idea though. You know what you're not bad. Good idea."}, {"start": 13059.640000000001, "end": 13061.640000000001, "text": " Wait, there's actually just no way out."}, {"start": 13066.04, "end": 13066.54, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 13066.94, "end": 13069.44, "text": " Chat, there's just no way. Okay, it cleared itself. Okay."}, {"start": 13069.820000000002, "end": 13070.320000000002, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13071.94, "end": 13075.62, "text": " Don't know what that was all about, but at least they, uh, at least they cleared the way for me."}, {"start": 13081.720000000001, "end": 13103.420000000002, "text": " Oh my goodness, dude, somebody said I need a new heart, dude."}, {"start": 13103.420000000002, "end": 13108.920000000002, "text": " This game has had like five plus just big jump scares."}, {"start": 13108.92, "end": 13114.72, "text": " Okay, the last one we haven't went in is this one."}, {"start": 13114.72, "end": 13117.04, "text": " This cannot be good."}, {"start": 13117.04, "end": 13123.68, "text": " Another note."}, {"start": 13123.68, "end": 13124.68, "text": " The light hurts him."}, {"start": 13124.68, "end": 13127.4, "text": " It reminds him of what he once was."}, {"start": 13127.4, "end": 13129.28, "text": " That's why he screams."}, {"start": 13129.28, "end": 13130.8, "text": " That's why he runs."}, {"start": 13130.8, "end": 13132.14, "text": " Because the light finds him."}, {"start": 13132.14, "end": 13133.64, "text": " He can no longer hide."}, {"start": 13133.64, "end": 13148.439999999999, "text": " Well, I'm glad we got some matches and some candles always go left."}, {"start": 13148.439999999999, "end": 13156.599999999999, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13156.6, "end": 13158.6, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 13167.6, "end": 13170.6, "text": " Oh, this don't look good. What is this?"}, {"start": 13181.6, "end": 13184.6, "text": " Is this a ritual or something we got to perform?"}, {"start": 13186.6, "end": 13207.0, "text": " Wait. Those are just outlines right there. Hold up. Okay, there's one switch. Got it."}, {"start": 13207.0, "end": 13219.48, "text": " electrician. Say it chat W electrician. That's me. Again, look at me just just fixing the"}, {"start": 13219.48, "end": 13220.68, "text": " power situation."}, {"start": 13225.64, "end": 13225.96, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 13228.36, "end": 13229.04, "text": " Did that open it?"}, {"start": 13230.44, "end": 13231.44, "text": " There's probably one more."}, {"start": 13231.44, "end": 13236.16, "text": " Okay, that did not open it."}, {"start": 13236.16, "end": 13238.76, "text": " There is indeed one more that we haven't got."}, {"start": 13238.76, "end": 13245.880000000001, "text": " Let's go find it."}, {"start": 13245.880000000001, "end": 13254.480000000001, "text": " I don't know what matchbox we got, but it has like unlimited matches."}, {"start": 13254.480000000001, "end": 13257.44, "text": " We don't bid through like 30 of them."}, {"start": 13257.44, "end": 13259.720000000001, "text": " Which is the way out again so I know where to run."}, {"start": 13259.720000000001, "end": 13269.720000000001, "text": " looks like the way out. We're gonna get chased, GG. I'm gone. I'm gone. I knew it. Oh, my..."}, {"start": 13289.720000000001, "end": 13296.720000000001, "text": " She's a runner, she's a drag star."}, {"start": 13296.720000000001, "end": 13298.720000000001, "text": " She don't run away when it gets off."}, {"start": 13298.720000000001, "end": 13301.720000000001, "text": " Just do this as long as Christmas."}, {"start": 13301.720000000001, "end": 13303.720000000001, "text": " Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh."}, {"start": 13303.720000000001, "end": 13305.720000000001, "text": " Watch it now, open it!"}, {"start": 13312.720000000001, "end": 13314.720000000001, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 13314.720000000001, "end": 13321.720000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13321.720000000001, "end": 13326.720000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13326.720000000001, "end": 13332.720000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13332.720000000001, "end": 13333.720000000001, "text": " Burn!"}, {"start": 13333.720000000001, "end": 13340.720000000001, "text": " Yes, a boss fight."}, {"start": 13340.720000000001, "end": 13347.720000000001, "text": " Burn!"}, {"start": 13358.720000000001, "end": 13365.720000000001, "text": " Burn demon!"}, {"start": 13370.720000000001, "end": 13396.04, "text": " When does he die?"}, {"start": 13396.04, "end": 13403.04, "text": " I need that door to open."}, {"start": 13403.04, "end": 13406.04, "text": " This dude is getting cooked right now!"}, {"start": 13406.04, "end": 13413.04, "text": " Cooked!"}, {"start": 13413.04, "end": 13421.04, "text": " Literally!"}, {"start": 13421.04, "end": 13425.04, "text": " He gotta be almost done soon!"}, {"start": 13425.04, "end": 13427.68, "text": " Pros pulling the same emote each time"}, {"start": 13455.04, "end": 13474.240000000002, "text": " That was close."}, {"start": 13474.24, "end": 13476.24, "text": " Is he almost done? What's going on?"}, {"start": 13485.24, "end": 13487.24, "text": " How many times will I have to do this?"}, {"start": 13504.24, "end": 13526.24, "text": " All right, B."}, {"start": 13526.24, "end": 13528.24, "text": " Hey, all right, B."}, {"start": 13534.24, "end": 13537.24, "text": " Watch this, people are gonna get exposed."}, {"start": 13537.24, "end": 13539.24, "text": " Listen how many people are down bad here."}, {"start": 13549.24, "end": 13551.24, "text": " Yeah, solar eclipse, yep."}, {"start": 13555.24, "end": 13559.24, "text": " Yep, Matt M Matt, yep."}, {"start": 13559.24, "end": 13564.18, "text": " Bath, yep, y'all in there clipping the cheeks."}, {"start": 13564.18, "end": 13565.539999999999, "text": " I knew it."}, {"start": 13565.539999999999, "end": 13569.34, "text": " I literally knew after that was gonna happen,"}, {"start": 13569.34, "end": 13572.06, "text": " I was gonna come back, there was gonna be at least like"}, {"start": 13572.06, "end": 13574.58, "text": " almost 10 clips of people just clipping the cheeks."}, {"start": 13574.58, "end": 13575.42, "text": " I knew it, bro."}, {"start": 13577.46, "end": 13581.46, "text": " I knew it, y'all can't, y'all can't get up the stairs."}, {"start": 13589.24, "end": 13591.24, "text": " Straight up exposed."}, {"start": 13601.44, "end": 13603.44, "text": " Now we have all three parts."}, {"start": 13607.44, "end": 13609.44, "text": " Hand, I handed it over."}, {"start": 13611.44, "end": 13615.44, "text": " I, I see where I put it."}, {"start": 13616.44, "end": 13617.44, "text": " Heart."}, {"start": 13617.44, "end": 13624.44, "text": " It was hard trying to get this thing."}, {"start": 13635.44, "end": 13638.44, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 13638.44, "end": 13641.44, "text": " Wait, is this a flashback?"}, {"start": 13641.44, "end": 13646.44, "text": " He did kill his whole family."}, {"start": 13647.44, "end": 13654.44, "text": " I'm going to go get a"}, {"start": 13654.44, "end": 13663.44, "text": " I'm going to go get a"}, {"start": 13663.44, "end": 13665.44, "text": " Okay, what a gear."}, {"start": 13678.44, "end": 13680.44, "text": " Say it with me, Jack."}, {"start": 13681.44, "end": 13684.44, "text": " Say it with me."}, {"start": 13686.44, "end": 13689.44, "text": " Say it with me."}, {"start": 13689.44, "end": 13694.44, "text": " You say that every night. Is that a problem?"}, {"start": 13698.44, "end": 13701.44, "text": " I don't think that's a problem, is it?"}, {"start": 13704.44, "end": 13708.44, "text": " Buster, that shouldn't be a problem."}, {"start": 13714.44, "end": 13716.44, "text": " Let's do it a little smaller."}, {"start": 13719.44, "end": 13720.44, "text": " Oh Lord."}, {"start": 13720.44, "end": 13721.44, "text": " Oh Lord."}, {"start": 13721.44, "end": 13726.44, "text": " The name of this game is Clive."}, {"start": 13726.44, "end": 13730.44, "text": " I'm good at that."}, {"start": 13730.44, "end": 13735.44, "text": " I'm good at Clive."}, {"start": 13735.44, "end": 13740.44, "text": " I'm good at Clive."}, {"start": 13740.44, "end": 13745.44, "text": " I'm good at Clive."}, {"start": 13745.44, "end": 13747.44, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13764.92, "end": 13766.92, "text": " Bro, down the well"}, {"start": 13775.44, "end": 13782.960000000001, "text": " Oh, that is"}, {"start": 13800.4, "end": 13802.4, "text": " How did bro get in this position"}, {"start": 13805.44, "end": 13818.44, "text": " How did Bro get into this position?"}, {"start": 13818.44, "end": 13824.44, "text": " Oh, you have to drag it on."}, {"start": 13824.44, "end": 13829.44, "text": " Am I climbing?"}, {"start": 13829.44, "end": 13831.44, "text": " I'll kill you!"}, {"start": 13859.44, "end": 13884.36, "text": " Why is he not climbing up?"}, {"start": 13884.36, "end": 13887.640000000001, "text": " Why is Bro not climbing up?"}, {"start": 13887.64, "end": 13891.64, "text": " If I look up, no, you can't look up and climb."}, {"start": 13897.64, "end": 13899.64, "text": " This makes no sense!"}, {"start": 13917.64, "end": 13919.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13947.64, "end": 13971.64, "text": " Something's under me."}, {"start": 13971.64, "end": 13973.64, "text": " Something's under me."}, {"start": 13980.64, "end": 13983.64, "text": " Kyle was here. I'm assuming Kyle's dead."}, {"start": 13987.64, "end": 13989.64, "text": " Kyle's dead."}, {"start": 13990.64, "end": 13992.64, "text": " Kyle's dead."}, {"start": 13992.64, "end": 13994.64, "text": " Kyle's dead."}, {"start": 13994.64, "end": 13996.64, "text": " Kyle's dead."}, {"start": 13996.64, "end": 13998.64, "text": " Kyle's dead."}, {"start": 13998.64, "end": 14005.64, "text": " There's something down there."}, {"start": 14028.64, "end": 14030.64, "text": " We're dead."}, {"start": 14042.119999999999, "end": 14044.119999999999, "text": " WHAT IS THIS?!"}, {"start": 14058.64, "end": 14088.539999999999, "text": " Stop looking up the only way you can stop from swan back down like I'm in a strip club"}, {"start": 14088.54, "end": 14092.740000000002, "text": " throwing cheeks is to look up after every time you go up."}, {"start": 14092.740000000002, "end": 14094.900000000001, "text": " Because if you don't, you slide back down, Bubba."}, {"start": 14099.740000000002, "end": 14101.900000000001, "text": " Trust me, I know."}, {"start": 14101.900000000001, "end": 14103.300000000001, "text": " Because I'll be in that thing throwing"}, {"start": 14103.300000000001, "end": 14104.900000000001, "text": " cheeks on the stripper pole."}, {"start": 14109.26, "end": 14112.740000000002, "text": " That first game was good, though, game of the year."}, {"start": 14112.740000000002, "end": 14114.18, "text": " And great stream, of course."}, {"start": 14114.18, "end": 14114.94, "text": " I love y'all, man."}, {"start": 14114.94, "end": 14120.7, "text": " Hey, pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 14120.7, "end": 14123.980000000001, "text": " Pre-sets all the gifted subs, don't knows bits, follows the course."}, {"start": 14123.980000000001, "end": 14125.34, "text": " I'm pre-sorting y'all for this hanging out."}, {"start": 14125.34, "end": 14127.380000000001, "text": " Hey, you're gonna have a good rest of y'all's night."}, {"start": 14127.380000000001, "end": 14128.18, "text": " Have a good day tomorrow."}, {"start": 14128.18, "end": 14128.78, "text": " I'll see y'all tomorrow."}, {"start": 14128.78, "end": 14130.140000000001, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, all right?"}, {"start": 14130.140000000001, "end": 14131.140000000001, "text": " Peace out, y'all."}]}