Yeah, sorry for with the five.
Thank you.
Oh yeah, buddy.
Oh yeah.
You already know what time it is.
You already know.
You already know what time it is, buddy.
Time for a spin.
Little test, I repeat, little test.
Test went good, send it, pull, claim, claim.
Had to move the mic, my bad.
to move the mic.
Clank!
Yeah!
Cheers, Buster.
That's what I'm talking about me ball with the five.
Precate that.
W viewer, Chloe.
Thank you, Chloe.
W viewer.
Yo!
What's good, ladies and gentlemen?
What's good, gentlemen?
What's good, ladies and gentlemen?
I have returned once again.
I have returned.
I have returned.
I have returned.
I have returned.
I have returned.
I have returned.
I have returned.
Once more yet again yet again once more yet again. Yo bite with the 10 W bite with the 10 Jade
milk
Minecraft Colton
Kool-Aid Mountain
Adriana
Mokie ash
tiny aesthetic
Christie
W. Subbers man. Pre-save job. Thank you blue hoodie
I repeat, blue hoodie.
Why did I say Minecraft gifted a sub? Am I missing something?
Oh, is that one of those matching sub things?
Wait, what?
Am I trippin'?
is that one of those matching subs? Oh, it is. Okay. It was like Valorant used to do.
Yo bite with the T and W bite. Oh, yeah, it is matches. He can. Okay, I see bite with
the T and W bite with the T and thank you. This is a blue hoodie though. In case there
There is a dispute.
I can prove it.
Do not even dispute.
Blue.
Blue hoodie, buddy.
Blue hoodie.
How's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten?
Let me hear it high.
I don't know if I asked y'all that, but I did now if I didn't.
How's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten,
up in this thing, cheeked up Daryl with the five gifted?
What?
Cheeked up Daryl.
Chad, everybody be on your best behavior.
We got cheeked up Daryl in here.
Okay, Ben, appreciate that clan W clan. Thank you. I'll keep that preset thousand bits as
well. Um, oh, did you really? Okay, Ben, I'll keep that your Mika's makings. W Mika's makings.
Thank you. That's dope. I'm not gonna lie. Appreciate that Mika's makings. Um, I case
hope your days going good. I wondered in case you weren't my mind, it was the best. My puppy
chewed my power cord on my PC? Can you give me words of encouragement during this tough time?
You know what the good news is about that?
You could probably get you a power cord from like Walmart or something.
Good news about that is the power cord is ain't too expensive,
unless it's like the power cord like within a PC, then you're cooked.
If that's the case, then you're cooked.
Yo, Marcy with the 5W, Marcy with the 5.
Yo, 5,000 bits from chaos.
You might want to change the order.
I literally guessed because of the amount of people that voted blue.
Oh, don't worry.
Oh, don't worry, buddy.
The order will be swapped up again soon.
And everybody's going to be crying because they can't predict the hoodie color yet.
here. Drives with the 5W. Drives with the 5. Thank you. Everybody's gonna be crying because
they can't guess the... It's probably about time to switch up the rotation again, no joke.
People are getting too many channel points from guessing it. You think it's time to change
up the hoodie rotation chat? It might be. You'll appreciate that, Shuky. Hope everything's
of shooky. Thank you. Yeah, I think it's about time. Phase with
the five, W phase with the five.
Gluzzi with the five W. Gluzzi with the five. 30 rats in a trench
coat with 5000 bits. Yeah, that's the name. 30 rats in a
trench coat with the 5,000 bins. I'm dead serious. That is a real name.
Hi, case. My name's cast. It's my birthday. I'm a longtime YouTube
watcher and first time bit sender. Just want to say thank you for the
last throughout the years and many more to come. Keep slaying. Also,
could you please shout out my cat muffin poober and my sister
Caitlin? They're also you'll happy birthday cast. Appreciate the
bits. Happy birthday cast. Hope you have a great birthday and
shout out muffin pooper and Caitlyn hope y'all they wouldn't do that muffin
pooper big dog what is it yo eternal with the 5w eternal with the 5 yo bite
with the 50 gift and give me some W's for bite with the 50 gift and I
I appreciate that bike. W bike. Thank you. W bike for real.
What is this?
W bike with the 50 for real. I appreciate that by W bike. He
lost a push up competition and had to get this. I can't full
screen it.
Yeah, whoever betted that you needed to get a case, so tattoo, if you lost the push-up
competition, that's, that's, that's a good, that's a good guy right there.
That's not even a punishment.
Not gonna lie, that's not even a punishment right there.
yo Rob with the 20 gift that W Rob with the 20 gift that I appreciate that Rob
W Rob with the 20 corp shield with the 5W corp shield with the 5 it's a reward
yeah you actually got rewarded so do you think this is a reward
tough that's that's that's tough that's you know what that's not even a punishment
That is a reward.
A reward, I tell you.
W gifters for real, thank you.
Okay, I'll peep that on Mika's W. Mika's, you're a blind man.
What the five? Thank you.
Your happy anniversary, Griff, to you and your husband.
Congratulations to y'all. Shout out to James. W. James, congratulations.
Congratulations on y'all's
15 year at wedding anniversary. That is dope. I'm not gonna lie
That is dope right there
Congratulations and happy anniversary. You know what else is dope?
Yeah
Get him out of my sight
Panther with the five
get him out of my sight. It's wordal slash creatine time. Look at the start I'm rocking
today. It's a little raper because it came straight out to dry. I look at the cherub
shirt. You can get it at caseo games.com. What you talking about? Creatine at one time,
with the five. Thank you.
Look at that ice in there.
Yup.
Two scoops of Cree. It's eight.
Just count cocaine. So,
Get you some.
Get you some.
Get you some!
One sco.
Two sco.
Yeah.
Woo!
Woo!
Wah!
Wah!
Perfect!
And what's this in my ear?
Big belly Bella with the five.
What?
What is this in my ear?
Whoa!
What is this?
Uh-uh.
Here we go.
Two scoops.
Two scoops of creatine.
Is snowing again, Santa?
Where my presents at?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Spicy dino nugget with the five.
Thank you.
Oh, that's good!
I like that idea.
I'm not God. I'm a human with the five.
like big dog.
What?
Nobody ever questioned that.
Let's go.
Lock in.
This is Wartletime, Goomer.
Come on.
Had an absolutely amazing performance
the other day, or not yesterday.
Please.
Okay.
Uh...
DeLore says hi with the five. Thank you.
It could unirrogly just be strife.
It can't be strife.
Uh...
Ha!
Ha!
Blue is with the file.
Hush young Sprout, I'm thinking.
Hush young Sprout, I'm thinking.
out. So it becomes difficult since the E doesn't go in the middle. So
Oh, that's not a word.
Ain't that like a mythical being?
Shhh, I'm thinking.
Murph.
Murph.
No.
Well, I'm stupid.
Reply?
No, it can't be reply, because there's no L in it.
Xenor with the five.
I might do reply as a throwaway word, no joke.
Honestly, let me think.
Let me think, young Sprout!
I think the E has to go second.
I'm going to reply as a throwaway word.
Okay.
That could have been better.
The E does not go second.
So that, uh, what, capes?
Wait.
Wait.
It's Habes.
No, I can't be taped, I'm stupid, there's no way in it!
It's to pay.
What?
Oh my goodness, hold on, let me think.
Let me think.
What?
Hope?
Hopes.
Lord have mercy.
So the egos last.
last. The ego's last so it's...
Sophie? Is that a word? No?
Am I stupid?
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, the S has to go first.
you
you
you
you
you
No idea.
I got to look that up.
I got to look that up, Chad.
Big dog.
I got to look that up.
What was it again?
Cops.
That was a slob word, Tracy.
You are wrong for that, by the way.
Skittle with the five.
Thank you.
It's a small group of trees growing very close together, or a dense thicket of bushes.
Good one, Tracy.
Hey.
Good one, Tracy.
Nobody says this, there is nobody in here that has ever unironically used that word
in a sentence.
And if you say I have, you gotta be lying.
Look, there's already people saying I have.
You are lying, dude.
Get out of here.
No, you haven't.
Dead serious, have you?
Like dead serious.
I keep hearing things behind me.
Oh, I bet it's the ice maker, never mind.
You gotta be the ice maker.
Gotta be.
Well, chap.
We might as well get a early start, m'lady.
Ha ha ha ha!
Prepare to lose your sanity!
You better get ready to lose your sanity and your channel points, buddy.
It's time to lose my mind again.
Yeah.
Yeah
Yeah
Was this oh this dependent gassy plus you right here
What's he talk who would eat pop-ups bro
So the interest gonna be a little different I gotta make sure that I get into character
What a dash she plus you!
Y'all.
Sorry to cut you off.
No, OK.
I mean, actually.
Oh my goodness.
That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Dash?
Oh.
That's the cutest thing I've ever seen right there.
Oh my goodness.
Look at his little headphones.
Look at his little headphones.
I won't, Dad.
I'm not going to lie.
Who does get the five?
Who does get the five?
Yo, read with the five, W, read with the five.
W, Dashie, that's the goat right there.
Give me, I was a knight.
Dashie, that's go-
Oh my goodness, not the bunny outfit.
Oh, hold on. That's a little for the homie dashie.
Not the bunny in the Santa Claus outfit.
For the next Chef Dashie apron.
That's tough. That's actually
We need a queso bunny outfit. Oh, we got one.
I mean, I don't have a life size, but there's one for the plushies.
W. Meek is meek is that's wholesome. I'm not gonna lie. That is wholesome
You know what's not wholesome what's about to happen in here
Fear has set in already
We left off on a bad level. I should have just beat this level yesterday
So I wouldn't have to start off the day on a bad level. I should have just beat this one yesterday
So I would have to start off bad. Yo, man with the five
My suffering awaits
This game sucks.
No!
No!
No!
Empire with the five, thank you.
It could have been over right there.
It could have actually been over right there.
That could have been it.
That could have been it.
That actually just could have been it.
We could have.
That's a good sign, though.
Seth, that's actually a good sign, though.
No joke.
Oh my goodness, I'm insane!
No way!
Oh my goodness oh my goodness
Oh my goodness.
They literally only six people in the entire stream had the guts to go all in on yes and
they won three million a pop.
Day one, three, I cannot believe I just got that first three tries.
I sat there for like 20 minutes on that level last night before I gave up and I get on here
today and I get it in the first three tries.
What is that?
Look at these good ones right here.
Lost lost 250k you should have believed.
They call me John Sausage Man.
Oh, this is more than meets the eye right here.
Well, you hate to see that.
Got it.
Oh wow.
Wait, you actually have to be very precise here.
Got it.
NO!
There it is.
THERE IT IS!
We're off to a good song.
Yo, Christian with the 5,000 bids, W. Christian with the 5,000 bids.
Okay, so they've been so skilled if by a game before with the game, time for bed on steam
is genuinely qualified as hard as five nights, the phrase extreme, it's only three stages.
Wait, what?
That sounds miserable.
W. Christian, preset you Christian with the 5,000 bids.
Watch this.
Okay, this is impossible, JJ.
Wait, what?
How are they serious with this there's no way wait what
What?
Shaq, are they serious?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
It's possible. It's possible.
It has to be crazy, but it's possible.
It has to be crazy, but it's possible.
This stuff. This stuff. This stuff. This stuff.
No, that's not it. That's not it.
What?
Chad, you don't understand.
Chad, you don't understand.
That looks like some straight doo-doo floating.
Okay, that's not the method.
That's not the method at all.
Okay, okay.
I sure just held it right there.
Okay, that is not, that was not it.
That was not it.
Got it.
No.
This is absurd, by the way.
What?
You have to do so much fun-ness in here.
How did I mean to do that?
Okay, whatever.
Don't fling it.
What do you mean, don't fling it?
What happens if you do nothing, you simpleton?
Won't you let me cock?
Don't fling it like you know better than I do.
Like I don't have four hours in this game.
Do you know why I don't fling it?
Yeah, let me just not fling it.
And it's gonna slide off the edge every time.
What do you mean you think it's that simple?
Huh?
Too much.
Too much. That's the right... I'm on the right path there.
Well, you hate to see that.
I almost had it. I have it within the next like five, no joke. I have it within the next
That was tough, that was tough, that was tough, that was tough.
If I was cookin' this for somebody,
these flips are on point.
There it is.
That was almost it, that was almost it.
I know the method, I actually know the method.
Too much, too much muscle, that was close though.
Clean flips!
Dude, I have the method.
No, I dropped it too quick. I dropped it too quick. I dropped the skill too quick. Do it with the 10-W. Do it with the 10. Thank you.
Close.
Could you imagine?
Too much. Didn't get the correct flip on it.
That was just a disaster.
It's crazy!
Let it swing too far.
Nope.
Nope.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Claim?
No, I didn't do that.
No.
I'm losing my stride.
Dude, stop going backwards!
I'm messing up. I'm messing up now.
Now I'm just messing up.
Journey with the tin, thank you.
Okay, now I'm just messing up the flips.
I gotta get the flips back now.
Queen.
I'm back in the rhythm.
Chad, this is so insane!
Back in the rhythm!
I don't think I should ever drop it, no joke.
I don't think I should ever drop it.
Like I'm gonna drop the skillet.
See like right there, I think it needs to just fall off while I'm holding the skillet
There it is, nope.
Why, why?
Why would they hit me with this right after the letter one?
Why?
There it is.
Silly with the five, thank you.
You know how difficult that is to do?
And it just keeps happening to me.
Could you imagine that was it?
50,000 points riding on this, hey.
I don't know which way you voted, but...
That could have been it. That could have been it.
That could have been it. That could have been it.
That could have been it.
No, too much mustard on it.
I think the method is correct though, right?
I think it is.
Why did it get so much like...
Where did it be?
Please!
Please!
Please!
What are you doing, man?
You gotta do something crazy with it!
You gotta do something crazy with it!
There it is.
Ooooooh!
I think that's the method, the spam flip method.
That's got to be the method, the spam flip method.
It is, that is the method, that is the method.
That's the method 100%, the spam flip method.
If it wouldn't equip the side of the skill, that would have been it.
Too much!
I don't know how or why that was so close.
Wait a minute!
I'm on the cusp, I'm on the, I'm on the cusp.
I'm on, I'm on the cusp of a breakthrough, I'm on the cusp.
There it is. If it wouldn't have clipped the pan.
There it is. Don't, don't know how could you?
How could you?
This is a luck-based one. No joke. This one is.
It's like a casino up in here, unfortunately, yes.
That was so clean, though!
That used to be a backlips!
Got it.
No, not quite.
Just move the lollipop.
Could you? You're bad. Why don't I even try that?
Could you imagine you could though?
It's close. It's close. It's gotta be.
Gotta be close. We're on the cusp! I swear!
Come on, man!
It's just one good flip away!
That could have been it. That could have been that should have been that's it. Close case.
Just please lock in. Are you looking at the screen? What do you mean lock in? I'm trying
I'm gonna flip a sausage onto a lollipop
that's directly under the skillet.
I am locked in.
Too much.
That could have been it.
I'm telling you right now, you may not have seen it the same way that I just saw it, but
I am telling you right here, right now, there is a great chance that that could have been
it, buddy.
A great chance.
Emily with the five, thank you.
I'm about to start banning people in here.
What did you just say?
What did you just say?
Keep the skillet tilted up when it drops.
That way the end of the weenie will hit the skillet
and flip on to the lollipop.
Goo-hoo!
Broke big dog, big dog.
That's not how the angle works, man.
Look.
Chad, I'm the expert in here.
Chad, I'm the expert, okay?
Relax.
The multi-flip fast-flip method has to be de-method.
You just have to have a miracle flip.
All you need is a miracle flip.
You have to understand, be enlightened for once, Chad.
Please.
There is.
If I would not have lowered the skillet down,
It would have been good to go.
The good thing is this will be the hardest level of the day.
Could have been that could have been that could have been that could have been that
Patrick with the five. Thank you.
I feel so bad for the believers don't you want to know why because they're about to win 10 million right here. Look at this.
Type one if you're permanently a believer.
A lot of wands in here!
That's it, that's it!
NO!
If anybody can do it to me, Chad, it's John Sausage-Flipman.
Okay?
It's me.
Are you having fun?
Yes.
I did not mean to worry about it.
fun? Yes. I did not mean to reset that right there.
You know what the good news is though? We literally got the letter level in three tries,
Which gives me confidence that I should get this like literally now.
Disgusting!
Why is this so difficult?
Why?
why would they put a level like this in here why no dude I need a miracle I need a miracle
bad brick level over this one now hold up now no the brick level was literally the worst
I will get this in less tries than the brick level.
Did anybody ever count on me tries the brick level?
It took me, it was bad.
Could have been there, right there.
There was a world where that was it.
I don't understand why it doesn't just tilt.
Recap, new to stream, big dog, now it's not the time.
now is not the time.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Could have been, but it wasn't. There was a universe where that was it.
There was a universe where that was it, no joke.
That was the closest one we've had in a minute.
There was a universe where that was it, too.
We're getting closer because there's been multiple universes where it could have been
it. You see that? There are universes that exists to where that could have been it. You've
got to understand that. The real John sausage with the five gifted. Thank you. The real John
sausage. Maybe with the real John sausage in here we'll be able to get it. Stop flipping
it bro you said it in all paths I'm ironically banning you I'm tired of your mouth. You have
no idea the strategy shut up. Where'd you go? Now where'd you go come here. No you are
You are getting banned. You are getting banned.
You talk about stop flipping it. There's no other method.
I'm not going to do a method that's not the method.
Stop flipping it.
You know what? Let me stop flipping it.
Okay, I'll stop flipping it. Look here.
Yeah, good one, bud. Yeah, yeah, good one.
Hey, good one right here. How about this one?
How about that one, bud?
Huh?
How about that?
How about that?
How about that?
No flip.
No flip.
Yeah, good one.
Do it with the fire.
You still on lollipop?
Rob it on the slow for like 15 minutes, tops.
Don't you start with me.
Could have been. There's a world where it could have been.
There's a world where that could have been too. I actually know there wasn't, not for
Not for that one either.
This sausage does not have enough elasticity that it should.
I'm not going to lie.
If this was a well-made sausage, I would actually, this would be an easy level, but it's not.
It will not go around the pan if you just let it slide off.
It will not do it.
It won't do it.
That's the issue.
Yo, the real John Sausage, why don't you chime in here, bubba?
Ha!
That might've been the closest one yet.
That actually might've been the closest one yet.
I'm not gonna lie.
See, it doesn't curve how it should!
What brand is this sausage?
Ha!
This ain't no Jimmy Dean.
Can't be.
This can't be no Jimmy Dean!
Oh my goodness, that could have been it.
wait we're actually we're actually on it we're actually on it we're actually on it
I don't even know what to say, I don't even know what to say.
I cannot believe that just happened.
I cannot believe.
I cannot believe that just happened.
I gotta watch the replay.
I'm about to puke.
How, how, at this angle,
Does it possibly fall off?
I'll never get another flip like that again.
I will never get another flip like that again for as long as I live.
That was the flip.
That was the flip.
It was the flip.
That hurt me bad.
Oh my goodness, I'm right there.
I'm right there! I'm right there!
I have the method, I actually do.
I actually have the method now.
That was almost it, that was almost it,
that was almost it.
I actually have the method, I'm dead serious.
Nope, that's not it, that's not it.
I don't know what that was, misfire.
Nope, too much, don't win them on that one.
Too much, too much, too much muscle on it.
That there was a universal that could have been it, too much muscle on it though.
Okay, universal that could have been it.
Okay, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.
I am there!
I don't know what I was doing right there.
Wait, why am I not getting my flips in?
Here we go, it's back. I got my rhythm back. I got my rhythm back for real.
I have my rhythm back, I'm dead serious.
Let it slide down and flip the pan, you're the dumbest person in here by the way.
Just saying.
Yeah, let me, I'll let it slide down and flip the pan, you ready?
Good thinking, bud. You're bad!
It's right there, man!
Mods give me his address now!
Close.
There it is.
UGH!
I want off this level so bad, bring me back to a good level man, forget this level!
How did I get the note 1 and 3 prize today?
How?
There it is.
I'm in flow state.
I'm in flow state.
I'm actually in flow state.
Told you I was.
You all know that could have been it.
ah
First over the fire, thank you
I am so happy.
I am so happy.
They're really going to do me with this one.
Are they serious?
Wait, what?
Oh, there's more than meets the eye here.
Perfect.
Okay, who oiled up the board, by the way?
That's not supposed to be that slick.
Got it.
Close.
Close.
Got it.
Ha!
You've been saved!
You're there!
Whoa!
You don't want to feel so good!
I'm popping a cold drum!
They better have like 20 levels until the next ridiculous level, by the way, but this
This right here should be easy.
Oh yeah, this is going to be easy.
Right there.
Second try.
What?
You're so talented, Kase.
Thank you.
Check your PayPal.
OK, there's more than meets the eye to this one.
Ha ha!
Get!
I need more muscle on it.
Got it.
Boom.
Boom.
Please give me like 20 levels that are just easy.
I'm begging you.
Dude, coming off the brick level into the letter level into the lollipop level.
Give me some just chill ones so I can get my mojo back.
Second try.
No.
Got it.
No.
I'm locked in.
No.
See, the slide method, man, you lose so much power
with the slide method, bro.
Ooh, that could have been clean!
Close!
Too much mustard on it.
That would have been so tough and you know it.
Mmm!
What's the point of this game, your band?
Come back when you're enlightened, young sprout.
You shouldn't be here.
Why did it pause?
Close.
You have to be so precise with this one.
Okay, I don't think I can do the slide here, but if I do that, I got too much power.
There it is.
Oh my goodness, man.
I got this man.
He's a guy.
Apparachito.
Qual pirusel me, too.
Butone, centenae di venciero.
Se.
OK, this is easy.
See, keep these levels coming, please.
It needs to be a long time before you give me
another crazy one.
Second try, and it can't believe it.
Close.
Wait, this is not going to be that easy.
Never mind.
OK, this is going to be more difficult than I thought.
Yeah, this is by the way.
Okay, I can't do the slide method here.
Okay this was more difficult than I thought it would be.
Oh wow, this is actually going to be kind of tough.
Close.
Close.
I'll put my thumbnail on twitch looks crazy right now yo twitch staff if it's not what
it looks like I promise yo twitch I promise you it's not what it looks like it's really
not. Got it. No. Well, it is what it looks like. Come on, man. Got it. You gotta be kidding
me. That's it. Nope. Not enough muscle on it. Too much muscle on it. I thought this level
is going to be easy until I realized there wasn't like a top to the sock that you could
like fall into the sock. It's just like solid. That was close. That's it. That's it. That's
Beat me with a spiked paddle in public.
That could have been it.
Come on, man, don't do this to me.
This is a bad look.
Closer. Not close at all. There's no universe where it stays right there on the front of
stock is there. That's it. That's 100% it.
Close. Too much mustard on it though.
Not enough mustard on it.
case when is the sausage flip stream I don't know buster got it though imagine
with a car and bit back the other way I didn't catch that one right that's a bad
That's all.
You need to land it on the top of the sock.
You don't say, Bubba.
Case I burnt my arm making my brother pizza, what did I do?
Look here, Serena.
You just experienced one of the most common cooking injuries
in the history of the world.
And that is, you open the oven door,
and you pull the rack out of the oven,
and you touch your arm to the oven door.
Just put some aloe vera or something on it.
I think everybody that's ever been in a kitchen
in their entire life has, at one point, pulled something
out of the oven and touched her arm to the door and it burned.
I've done that dude, it hurts so bad.
You touched your, I did it the other day, matter of fact.
You touched your, man, I hate this game.
You know what I'm talking about though.
I actually still have a scar to this day from doing it,
I think.
No, I think that's a kiddie scratch.
I got it.
Best game I've ever played.
Never mind this game sucks.
Whoever made it needs to go to jail.
Bro just landed.
Bro just landed.
I swear to you dude, I know what y'all trying to do.
You ain't rage making me.
I haven't gotten mad a single time tonight yet.
Matter of fact, I'm not even mad at this level at all
because this level seems somewhat fair.
That lollipop level was straight up stupid.
I'm fine with this one.
I'm fine with this one taking a few more
than I thought it would.
close close that's it that's it no it's not
to just land flat bro how is this not game of the year well the year ain't over yet this
is getting my nomination if we don't see this on the stage at the game awards there's
a problem. I'm gonna start farting. I'm gonna just quit streaming and just start selling
chart farts. $500 a pop. Who's getting one? I'll put them on my website. I'll put them
on my website, along with the new Merck said just dropped yesterday. caseofgames.com.
I'm gonna start selling fart jars.
Nobody fun.
That's it, finally.
No, it's not it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There it is.
No, it's not.
I will for sure get this within the next 20 flecks, by the way.
100%.
Yeah, I'm right there.
Jess, I saw someone bathwater.
I'm going to go back to the room.
Imagine.
Yo, KM with a thousand bits, cancel order three, search from your store last night,
but watch your streams.
Yo, WKM, I hope you like them, KM, WKM, thank you.
Kiara with the thousand two thousand bits high case stays my son's sixth birthday with them watch your streams together
So we can wish them happy birthdays names rise. Did you name her after the legal edging character? That's dope
If so, if not a still cool, I just wonder happy six birthday rise Chateau rise at birth at birthday rise
W Kiara, thank you
Right there it's on the cost
Jack with the 10, W. Jake with the 10.
Chad, if after you died forever was just this,
you sitting here and weren't us playing sausage flip game
for literally till the end of anything ever,
would you be happy with that?
You know what's crazy?
I don't think I'd be too mad at that.
I know we wouldn't because he's sitting here running predictions every 10 flips.
I feel so bad for him.
Close.
That's it!
Dude, I did not know the serve was going to be this different.
difficult. Dude, I'm going to start doing trick shots. IRL. That sounds so fun.
Come on. The good news is we're past the most difficult levels in the game.
We're probably about at the end of this game, we're probably close, right?
Gotta be, like we're on the cusp of being like completed.
That's it, no.
Must love feet, yeah, I'm intentionally missing so I can sit here and stare at a sign.
I don't told y'all I don't like feet anyway man, like what?
Bro, just get there.
Come on, man.
Why not?
Because it's a foot!
I'm about to start selling feet pigs matter of fact this game is gonna drive me to selling
yard farts, bathwater, and feet pictures. Unless I make it right here. No. There it is.
How did it just bounce on it like that?
How?
The devs are so evil for not putting
like a little background jingle in this game either.
They knew what they were doing, not
putting like a little background jingle.
They knew what they were doing.
They drive you insane with the lack of sound.
All you hear is the sizzle of the sausage,
and it hitting the guess whatever you're throwing it at.
That's all you hear.
Hours, hours.
Why can't you put a jingle in here?
Yeah, the trolls are actually coming off today. It's over. I keep threatening it. It's it's
time. It's time. I've threatened it one too many times. It's happening. I'm getting banned
down to it and you're never gonna see me again.
The draws are, it's gonna be bad.
It's gonna be bad.
Nevermind, I'm not doing it.
Yes, I am.
That's the only bad thing about the plastic foldout Walmart tables is that you can't hit
them too many times or it starts caving in in the middle.
I can't believe how difficult it is to stay up here.
Could you imagine if it were just hung right there?
This dude just said play GTA 6. It was a blocked message.
But it was there. This dude said play GTA 6.
You'll be booted up right now, Chad. I have it. You'll be booted up.
What I thought was going to be a casual sub-30 try level for me has wound up to be an embarrassment,
a disaster, and an abomination.
And I'm sorry for my performance on this level.
I don't know what to say.
All I can say is I'm sorry for my performance on this level.
I there's nothing I can say.
I have no defense my bad.
Like there's that's it.
That's all I can say is my bad.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
I should have already had this level done by now.
Somebody said vanilla would be disappointed. I'm sure she would. I'm disappointed. I know
my mom's probably disappointed right now. My dad's probably disappointed right now.
If Kitty was watching, she would be disappointed right now. Because I have no excuse that
at this level took me this long.
I have no excuse that this level took me this long.
I have no excuse.
I can't even, I can't even celebrate.
I can't even celebrate, shut up, shut up!
What? I can't even celebrate that right there.
The reason I can't even celebrate that right there
is because that took me way too longer than it should have.
Okay, this one's going to be easy.
This is a sub 20 flipper right here.
Yeah, told you.
Why do you have me come out bro?
I gotta use the restroom.
I'm on the roll!
I'm going to think.
I'm going to think.
I'm going to think.
It's a good thing I'm here.
The woman is much more beautiful than you.
You don't have to be afraid,
she's just a little boy.
She's just a little boy.
She's just a little boy.
What's that necessary, sir?
What's that necessary?
Did you have to do all that?
I don't got my mojo back, bubble.
I don't got my mojo back.
I don't care what you throw at me next. Easy.
Ha! Free. There it is. First try.
I don't know what to tell you.
Ha ha ha! I mean, I mean, call!
I don't know what to tell you.
Ha ha ha!
I'm a, I'm a car!
I need a cigarette!
First try, get off me.
Okay, what is this?
okay. Would it consciousness
okay? What is this?
Okay, what is this?
Okay, what is this?
Okay. What is this?
Okay, what is this?
Okay, what is this?
Okay, what is this?
Okay, I know it's peace and I'm just so confused on why they would do something like this to me.
Please, peace to meet you.
I just blacked out are you kidding are you kidding are you kidding you're kidding you're
You're joking.
You're joking.
Katrina with the five. Thank you, Katrina.
I like that name. It's a tough name, Katrina.
That's a tough name. I'm not gonna lie.
Katrina.
Kareena.
You know what that's a dope name?
Kareena.
Kareena.
Who's a song named Kareena?
Kareena, Kareena.
Kareena, Kareena.
You know that song?
Song time.
with the five. Med guy friend.
Precate that bad guy friend. Let me guess. You drive an ambulance.
I'm on, brah.
Yeah, today is the day.
Today is the day.
It's been a nice four years, Shaq.
I'm about to disappear.
I swear, I'm about to disappear, bro.
Forget everything.
Forget everything, dude, like, actually.
I'm about to disappear.
Y'all can get like a kiddie selfie every every like two years or something, y'all.
Yeah, I'm watching right out into the woods.
Are you kidding me?
Yo!
Did you know?
Run that back!
Run that back!
Run that back!
My bad, bro. I'm done. I need to quit doing that. My bad. That's disrespectful.
Boyle potato with the 15 get the W. Boyle potato with the 15 get that I
appreciate that. Thank you, Boyle potato. I appreciate you.
Look out and look at this. I could have done I could have done this level 500
times and I would have never been able to do this. It did everything wrong.
look at this watch watch keep watching
I'm talking almost nothing but net.
I think this level is easier than it gives off though.
I think there's an easy way that I can get this in here right here.
there it is. I told you there it is. Never mind. Where was that look on the brick level exactly?
You're bad at this game?
Okay, sausage savior.
I'm sure you're so good at a curious game about sausage or whatever this game is called.
You're so good.
You're in there.
You're in the pro league.
I'm about to start a sausage for that pro league.
Y'all down for that?
Maya with the five gift and thank you.
Maya hee, Maya ha, Maya hoo, Maya ha ha, Maya hee, Maya ha, Maya hoo, Maya ha ha.
There it is.
Within the next ten it's guaranteed.
Right there, told you.
Watch this. That was a setup shot. Look at this. Boom. I told you it would. That was also a setup
shot. Now watch this. You may be thinking this dude, this dude was stupid. That wasn't even close.
You have no idea because watch this. I set it up for that right there. And you know the reason
I did that right there. So that could be further set up for this. All of my calculations, that was
That's a perfect calculation, actually.
Oh my goodness, watch this.
Another good calculation.
Now, my equation that I just formulated in my head,
xy equals mc2 dash dot dot 4589 carry the 1 slash 6
equals this right here.
That was the final step in the progress.
Now, watch this.
Right there, that is the very beginning
of the process that leads all the way to this right here.
And then you do that number right there,
that was a vital flip.
I got a bunch of information off that,
and now the equation is ready to be solved.
You ready?
And the answer is negative 17.
Now watch this.
Now it was negative 18, my bad.
So if I do this, that's a negative 18 flip, and that's game.
OK, well.
I just got work from HQ. It's negative 21. My bad. So that means I need to do this.
Okay. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I got it out. Thank you. Hold up. It was negative 21. My
My calculation was a little bit off.
I have it ran that theory in a minute.
There it is.
Boom.
You sure about that, HQ?
Run that.
Now run that back through the system real quick.
OK, no, I don't think it's negative 21.
I think it's like negative 23.
We got to hone this math equation in,
because that was as close as I got.
Yeah, I think it's around negative 23.
Yo, Maya with the five.
It's definitely negative 23, run that through the system.
Huh?
Right.
Yeah.
You sure?
Alright.
Negative 25.
My calculation was off by originally seven points.
So HQ got me right.
So let me get this realigned up for a negative 25 degree flip.
And that should be it.
That wasn't it.
Wait, no, I kind of missed on that one.
OK, wow.
That was crazy.
OK, this is a.
That was a negative 26. You hate to see it?
There it is.
What is happening? Don't ask questions. You don't want the answer to, buddy.
Hey, don't ask questions you don't want the answer to,
because there's plenty of people in here that wish they didn't know what was happening.
So just take that...
So just take that and be happy.
Jimmy Dean, I swear.
HQ, did you carry the one?
Why did you carry the one I told you?
We do it!
They didn't carry the one.
I knew something was wrong.
I knew it.
What do I pay them for?
friendly Casper with the five. HQ selling me. HQ is selling me. Bro's talking to no
One tap.
There it is.
Where do you think I need to put it at
to where it's gonna stay?
Right there.
Right there.
HQ, remember you have to account for moisture loss on the skillet timer, too, that has to
go in the equation.
I would have out of work too.
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Who made heaven a place so now?
What did you just say?
Case, can you be my math professor when I get into uni?
Gohook? Yeah, I got you.
You're going to be designing rockets by the time I'm done with you.
They actually should have me a class in a college.
Somewhere for objects should be a theory.
I'm actually aware about that.
I legitimately should be able to teach an entire class on objects should be
verification theory like that is actually something somebody should like
people should learn like no joke that is like a should be a theory that's like
learned that was almost it
No close though that actually was close.
The T shirt spot cherry with the fire.
Thank you.
How am I getting that much mustard on that?
And then not enough mustard on that.
There it is, chat. There it is. Feast your eyes. Close.
Close.
Close.
That's the world's record for Farthest Hulse in this game.
for Farkas Tolst in this game.
Move the bees around. Y'all ain't getting me with that again.
Felony Melanie with the five gifted.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What you not did Melanie? Hold up!
Melanie you done caught a Felony?
What you did Melanie?
that's kind of bro that's kind of tough that's a cool nickname you need to be
like a musician or something felony melody with the new hit single I kill
somebody number top 10 chart charting platinum
that would go hard
Yeah, tell me that wouldn't be, tell me that wouldn't be clean.
It's already artist? Oh, my bad.
Your boy a potato with the 15 get the W boy a potato with the 15 get the thank you.
I'm on the cusp of hitting this.
There it is!
Close. Ghost face with the five. I think that's the five.
On the cusp means another hour in your dreams, bud. Watch this.
in your dreams. In every, this is a set of every prediction I picked no. Thanks for letting
me know that you just, you just, you just selfish. Thank you. That's gotta stay there.
Katrina with the five
Y'all I can see what y'all voted by the way chat I literally can see it by the way in case y'all didn't know I can see
Who's a believer or a fake believer if you have a to beside your name?
That means you you're not a believer and if you have a one that means you are a believer
So everybody that has a to beside their name means they voted no just saying
There's a lot of ones right there, but everybody that has a tube beside their
name means they voted no. So yeah, so I know I have the insider information,
I have the info. There it is. I found they got it. Okay
Can't blame them I can
We got Docs, yes, you did
You know what else just happened? I just hit it. No, I didn't.
I thought this level's gonna be easier than it is.
Please, please. Let me hit it. Please. Please, please. Please, please. Please.
I'm ready to get past this level, please, please.
But why?
That's it.
That's actually it. Okay.
That's actually it.
That's not it.
That's it.
Too much speed or not enough as is life.
If I wind up hitting it on the standalone P, that is going to be absolute cinema.
I just unlocked the method.
I can't believe I haven't been doing it this whole time.
Chat, I just unlocked the method.
I can't believe I haven't done it this whole time.
I actually have the method now.
I do.
I'm getting rich, MMAO.
Congrats, you're getting rich off gouting, bud.
Congrats.
Boom.
See, that's the method.
I'm going to do a half flip into there.
Right there. I told you. That is legitimately the method. Oh, you're in trouble. If you
doubt it, you are in trouble, buddy. They don't call me John Sausageman for nothing.
Too much mustard on it.
Never mind, not enough.
Too much mustard on it.
There it is.
There it is.
Close.
Do you believe I'll get it within the next 10, Chad?
Be honest.
Keep it a stack with me.
I can't feed my kids.
I don't think you understand like I usually just say oh I'm honing in I'm dead serious honing in right now. I am legitimately within 20 of getting it at any minute now. I'm like so you better be prepared. If I get a good flip that's all it's gonna say. See right there. That wasn't a good flip but that is the method that I need to be using.
if I get a good flip, that's all it's gonna say.
See, right there.
That wasn't a good flip, but that is the method
that I need to be using.
The method.
Right there.
Ms. Domino, what the five, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Miss Domino, what's the five? Thank you.
My grandma can do this. Your grandma's asleep, bud.
It's 11-06. Your grandma's sleeping. No, she can't.
There it is, ladies and gentlemen.
Chad, is this the best day of your life, to be honest?
John Wienerman.
No!
Call drop time.
I'm powering up.
I'm ulting.
I'm ulting.
I ulted.
I ulted.
Call drop.
It's over now.
I just ulted.
I knocked the call drop.
I ulted.
I ulted.
I ulted.
I ulted.
I ulted.
I ulted.
I ulted.
I ulted.
You better watch out, I just ulted.
Told you.
What is this?
You know, AK, what the thousands of bits, AK, so my grad student and my girlfriend of
1.5 years just broke up when we had a nowhere.
With that said, I was wondering what protein cheat codes you got when I hit the gym, shrimp
and oven baked chicken, and turkey sausage.
Now, chicken is disgusting, in my opinion,
unless it's fried.
That's just me.
But chicken is unironically, as far as animal product goes.
Probably the best thing you could eat.
There's a reason why the whole meme of bodybuilders
Oh, I ate chicken and rice again.
Shrimp's good too, though.
You can air-fry some shrimp with some seasoning.
Shrimp has a beautiful protein to calorie ratio.
No joke.
You can eat a whole bag of frozen peeled shrimp,
and it'd be like 500 calories and 50-something grams
of protein or more.
More than that, probably.
I'm on the cusp
Free this bad on cholesterol
I'm playing devil's advocate because I'm a loser
Everything's bad on something bud
We all go die
I've got to be literally on the cusp of hitting.
Somebody said even water is bad for you.
Yeah, you can die of water poisoning.
There was a lady who did die of water poisoning because she entered into a drinking water competition
so she could try to win a Nintendo Wii for her kids and wound up dying because she drank
too much water.
You all remember that story?
I swear I'm within 30 flips of hitting this.
I swear I am.
But I have to be on the cusp.
We beat this level and then we start back and then Sunday I'll be on an easier level
of the nest. There it is. No. The brick wall incident. Shh. Shh. We don't speak of that.
don't speak of the brick wall. No, don't bring that up here. That's like bringing up the Minecraft
massacre of 2024. Don't bother bringing it up.
The minecraft what the minecraft massacre
The night 10,000 people got banned from chat. Maybe more, could have been more.
But actually, there probably was more. Because I remember I was in there just, my kill count was like.
My kill count had to be in the four digits that night.
It's like my personal kill count.
We're fighting the four digits that night, no no.
I swear I went through there just clear and house.
How have I not beat this level yet?
Case what time is it for you?
It's time for me to land this sausage.
Pause.
Nah.
11-13.
There it is.
I can't believe that.
I can't believe that.
I can't believe that right there.
Motivation just hit it.
New motivation just dropped.
New motivation just dropped.
It's been 20 hours. You will never beat this level.
Yeah, I'm framing that here in about five minutes.
You're gonna regret those words.
Mr. Soup eats with the Five Gifted. Thank you.
How many levels are actually in this game, Chad? Y'all know. I don't even know how many levels I've done. I have to beat to about 50 levels.
There it is. I think I need to- I don't know where-
There it is. I finally-
I almost had it. I almost had it.
I almost had it.
Cigar!
I'm about to go to the backy store, man.
I'm about to buy me a pack of Marlboro Rojo's.
I swear I am.
And I'm about to smoke all of them at once.
I'm never getting my points back, yes you will, because if you keep believing you're
about to hit for a big win right here.
We're about to hit for a big win here in a minute.
I told you, I can't believe it.
I cannot.
There it is.
All it needs to do is just land, just land.
Did you see the speed on that?
What does Goober just say?
You okay, so I've been feeling lucky today, so I'll share some of my luck to you.
Thanks, Junior.
Thanks, pal.
I appreciate the thought, but I don't know if any amount of luck is helping me here.
Oh my goodness, was he right? Wait a minute.
I know the method. I know the method. I know the method.
I just unlocked the method. I just unlocked the method.
Come up.
See, that is the method.
That is the method, that is the method,
that is the method, that is the method.
Do you see, do you see it with your eyes?
Not that one, not that one.
Oh my goodness, please.
If I just do this, literally there, it's there.
If there was ever a time for you to start believing it's now, no joke.
Oh, dude, it's right there.
It is on the cusp.
Oh, my goodness, oh, my goodness, oh, my goodness, oh, my goodness, oh, my goodness, oh, my goodness,
I can't believe it.
I told you.
Miss Fire.
It was right there!
Oh my goodness, it's actually on the cusp.
That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. I'm actually
for real if there was ever a time for you to try to win some channel points on believing
it's now. Too much. Not enough.
Not enough, not enough, too much, there it is, no, that was almost perfect, oh my goodness,
That would have been the craziest thing ever.
It's right there.
It's right there.
It's actually right there.
It is legitimately sob 30 attempts away.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I'm sick.
I messed that one up. I messed that one up.
There it is.
Nope.
Chat, I'm telling you.
That could have been it.
There it is.
There it is.
If it would have, oh my goodness, I can't believe it's doing this to me right now.
I can't believe it's doing this to me right now.
Why am I getting so much mustard on it?
Crazy one.
I didn't even flip it that time, I'm tweaking.
If it would have caught!
I am so locked in right now it's not even funny.
Hey bro, you're still doing this level?
It's been 10 minutes, bud.
That was so close to being you, you don't understand.
There it is, no it's not.
I'm not.
Chat walk in man have some faith.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
I'm on the cusp.
Chat, I am on the cusp right now, man.
Is this more difficult than the lollipop level?
I'm crying, don't cry, young Sprout.
The sun always shines after the rain.
It's been cloudy for a hot minute now, though. I'm not gonna lie.
But the sun will shine on you.
I'm crying, don't cry, young Sprout.
The sun always shines after the rain.
It's been cloudy for a hot minute now, though. I'm not gonna lie.
with the sun will shine again I'm in the same boat as y'all y'all are losing
channel points I'm losing brain cells even trade-off I sort of knocking noise
behind me I'm not even turning around a look I don't care could be a dude with a
gun in here right now you ain't stopping me
I'm not I'm not human anymore this has completely dehumanized me I'm not even a human anymore
This has changed me into like a living sausage.
This was the goal all along. You do this so long you lose ability to be human and it turns you to a sausage.
Big sausage made this game. Pause, you know what I'm talking about.
The big sausage corporations made this game
to churn out more sausages.
This level has to fall and has to fall right now.
It's gonna fall, it's gonna be spooky time,
everything's gonna be good in the world,
everything's gonna be good again.
The Sausage Corporation.
The Sausage Corporation is behind this.
It's got our U.S. Sausage.
The journey to get there is a grueling,
disgusting, terrible,
just difficult thing but every time we sit on a level for like 30 40 minutes
when we finally get that hit and that dude starts singing there's no better
feeling in the world no better no better feeling in the world
Type one if you're still a believer.
How did that?
It's on the cusp. You have to understand chat. You have to understand that it's on the cusp.
You have to understand. You have to.
There it is. No.
You've said that 10 minutes ago, that still means on the cusp.
On the cusp, generally speaking, that could mean multiple days.
You could be on the cusp of a great invention and it could take you another two weeks.
You're still on the cusp.
are still on the cusp. You've got this. Thank you. This is one of those two week
moments. No, it's not. This is one of those less than five minute away moments.
What does he want to say?
Bro please, I got work at 430, you mean to tell me you would go to work instead of watching
me beat the P level?
Grow up bud.
Why was that not it?
sub five minutes start the counter now it will be hidden in less than five
minutes I know it will I'm on the cusp
I told you, I can't believe that, I can't believe that.
What did I do there?
I've still got five minutes left until my theory was incorrect, but my theory is going to be correct.
I can't believe how difficult this level is, by the way. I actually get...
When I first got on this level, I thought it wasn't going to be as difficult as it looks, but it is every bit as difficult as it looks.
You happy birthday, Green Ivy? Happy birthday. Thank you.
Che, how have I not hit it yet? How? How have I not hit it yet?
The reason I'm not hitting it yet is because y'all don't have enough mental faith to power
up the absolute sausage flip of a lifetime.
That's why.
So you know what, yeah, I am blaming it on you.
I am.
I am.
We're catching strays.
straight. You're in the line of sight right with me buddy.
Aren't we a team chat, huh? Ain't we supposed to be a team?
Yeah. Then carry your weight, chat.
Then carry your weight.
Bro ain't gonna get it within five minutes. It's impossible, huh?
How am I supposed to win when I got goopers on my team doing that, huh?
This dude has said pass the controller, let the big dogs play.
Buddy look here, okay.
Look here, buddy.
There it is.
I can't believe it didn't stay!
I can't believe it's not butter!
Please, I'm actually on the verge.
I'm naked right now, actually.
I just don't know what I'm making right now.
Brick wall method.
The brick wall method can't work here,
because this one's way lower than the brick and the brick wall method was.
And you know what else?
I don't even remember the brick wall method.
I was right on it.
And you go, what happened?
What happened to the pace that I was on?
What happened to it?
Why was that not it?
You gotta stay!
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it didn't stay I can't believe it didn't stay I didn't even flip
at that time I'm a disgusting loser who deserves nothing good I should just run
away huh I should just run away cuz I can't even flip a sausage I can't even
flip a sausage sausage
sausage the devs are evil for this yes they are the devs are evil
Okay, let's do a backflip.
You're welcome.
When we're past this chat, when we're past this, it's going to be so good.
It's going to be, it's going to be great.
It's going to be awesome.
Y'all know I used to do a front flip and land?
I've said that before.
That was almost actually it.
That was almost what I needed right there.
It's there.
It's there.
I got it back.
I got through it back.
I got through it back.
I got through it back.
That was not what I wanted, but why are you lying?
On this mat, I'm dead serious.
I used to do a front flip.
I'm actually not lying about that.
I'm dead serious.
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Big doll.
That was forever ago.
I didn't say I still could.
Dude, I am actually on the verge of tax evasion right now.
I have to hit this soon.
This is another brick wall situation.
No joke it is.
This is actually another brick wall situation.
Please.
Chad, do you commit tax evasion?
I know you do.
I know you do I know you do oh my goodness that was almost it
please I'll beg you man I'll do anything
It's there. It's on the coast.
My brain is frying? Huh. I've been past that point. My brain...
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
I can't believe what's happened.
You- Dude! I've had so many almost make it in the past like five tosses!
Oh my goodness, what are you doing?
I can't, yes, yes, that's what I was waiting for, yes.
That's what I was waiting for, man.
Finally.
Without people, let me shoot you.
Run away!
Her laughter was my dream.
Her lament is strong and pure.
Herucht is unique all talents.
Not even her ears would hear it.
I was here baby!
Now would we play again?
I was here, baby!
Now when we play again Sunday, we got a easy one coming up, buddy. It was worth it!
Oh my goodness!
Is this Luciano Pavarotti? I don't know.
Oh my goodness, I'm so happy. I'm so, I'm so happy.
Oh my goodness, I am just elated, buddy, elated right now.
Type one if you're elated right now.
I'm happy green ivy with the five w green ivy with the five
case that you see the back room's movie it's out on HBO Max that sounded like a plug by
by the way, but yes, I didn't watch that.
Great movie.
Chat, did he land it?
Yes, I did.
Let me check the payout real quick.
Oh my goodness, there's no way it was 95.5.
There is no way.
tactical lasagna was spearing the charge 4.7 million Harry oiled-up bodybuilder quit being
a doubter and is now a believer that's crazy would fly with the 5W for running those predictions
for like two hours straight. Oh my goodness. I can't imagine. Wow. I can't imagine. Dude.
Two straight hours is running predictions every day. Oh, that's that's bad. Worth.
You know what time it is, Bubba.
You know what time it is.
It is spooky time up in here.
This game looks really interesting.
I'm not going to lie.
Really interesting.
Give it a shot.
It's called traffic stop anomaly.
and apparently you get to pull people over.
Heh heh, I'm good at that.
Get you a dyke beyond chat.
Because it is spooky time up in here!
Lock it!
Yeeeeeeah!
Spooky time!
Yay!
Spooky time!
Spooky time!
Up in this bank!
Right now!
Let me tell ya!
Lock it!
Lock it!
Lock it!
I just want to say my hubby and I adore you. I have a shoulder tattoo from my favorite creators, would you draw me a small kitty in your signature to add it before Spooky Time love you?
of you. I got you on Sunday, Shawnee, 100%. Remind me of Sunday, Shawnee, W, Shawnee,
for real. Thank you. Lock in.
Creatine slash spooky time.
Cat with the five.
Did he beat the level? Yes, I did. And buddy, let me tell you,
it was a journey. But you know what?
At the end of the day, it was worth it.
Yeah, there was no money reward at the end of it, but you know what?
The satisfaction was getting it done.
Rose Witsch with the five.
Thank you.
Hell, attic, creatine, and something you get to take it to, bud.
Ooh, that's a 5B song.
Ooh, that's a 5.
Drop my lid.
Yeah.
Are you prepared for Time of the Spooky?
Are you?
Name of this game is...
Traffic Stop Anomaly.
It's according to the description, it's like an anomaly game, except you play as a cop,
and you look at anomalies on the people you pull over.
It looked pretty cool, I'm not gonna lie.
So lock in you already know to drill
Let's go
GG
I was literally at 500k and now I have 4k. Thanks, Case. No problem, man.
Oh, this is kind of ominous. Hold up. Act like I did it on purpose.
I have 400 to my name now.
Yomiku, I have no idea how you have 400 channel points
if you've been consistently watching this stream
for like almost four years, by the way.
It is legitimately inexcusable that you have 400 channel points.
How did you, you just lost all of them.
How did you, you should have like 500 million by now.
Chad, the fall guy's shooter has 400 channel points.
So don't feel bad, Chad. The fall guy's shooter has 400 channel points.
Get this twitkin' outta my ear!
Who's speeding in my neighborhood?
Oh, I'm about to pull somebody over.
Hey, Kasey, my sister Jenna's 23rd birthday.
Can you say happy birthday, rat?
Yo, happy 23rd birthday, rat.
Yo, Helen with the five, thank you.
I didn't mean that.
Yo, shout out to Michelle and Elizabeth.
I appreciate that, Kovata, thank you.
Lock in.
Press E to enter where my structure's at oh
Protocol 8 is now active. I'm pretty sure that's my IP but alright
Let's go pull some people over chat why not
All right
How about turn the lights on in this thing? Oh, I'm about to pull somebody over dude
Oh, I'm about to write me a ticket.
I see a car ahead of us.
Yep, you're getting pulled over.
How do I turn the lights on?
You're speeding.
This individual is speeding.
How do I turn my lights on?
Hey!
Pull over!
Pull over, sir!
That's right, you pull over.
They were speeding.
They were speeding. Are you trying to drive off?
What?
Ugh!
Press E, F to turn on your flashlight, okay.
Sir, can I roll your window down?
Or can you roll your window down?
How you do it?
Yes, dude, just killed somebody.
How you doing, sir?
I will have you know if no paranormal anomaly is around, hold E on the driver to allow them
to drive away if a paranormal anomaly is detected, return to your car and immediately
and drive away.
So I have you know, you was going about 36 and a 35, I'm not going to lie to you, that's
unacceptable around here.
There's kids around here playing man, there's a school right down there.
them kids can run out on the road. You can run them smooth over. Then what you
gonna tell the parents when you run them over? Exactly. I will let y'all put a
warning this time. No, sir, because I'll see nothing. You know, I'm not the
national be concerned about. So.
All right, sir, you're good to go. You have yourself a good night. Don't be
speeding.
Again.
See you let somebody off and they just speed off from you when you're in
middle of the talk. Hey, chat. I'm no hero. I'm just doing my job. Okay, so it's 12 a.m.
now I'm assuming I have to get to like what six in the morning or something. Just do my
job, chat. I ain't no hero. Just keeping the street set. Oh, this dude is speeding beyond
belief. Oh my goodness, this is my good ability. You better pull that thing over right now.
Pull out. He's swerving all in the lanes and everything too. Speed and I am swerving.
You better stop that van. Excuse me, can you roll this window down real quick?
I'm going to act like that didn't happen.
That's out of my jurisdiction.
Somebody else is speeding.
They are going like 70 miles an hour to 35 right now.
This is unacceptable.
I'm pulling them over.
This was like the same dude I pulled over a minute ago.
Hey, pull over, sir!
Why do they always pull?
I don't need you to pull up any farther than that, big guy.
Big dog?
Okay, mice just played pre-sure he has a felony.
Roll this window down for me, big dog.
I got some things to talk about with you.
You have a good night.
You got me messed up. That ain't my job. Somebody better call the police. Somebody better call
the police. That ain't my job. You got me messed up.
That dude was crazy. Did that say hitchhiker's escaping from prison? Is that what that sign
said uh-oh chat we got another speeder this dude is speeding and swerving
between lanes not keeping it in the lane I got to stop them pull over no I'm not
just stopping everybody because I have to be the quota they're swarming you
all saw it I saw
I hear something. Excuse me, can you roll that window down?
How are you doing on this fine evening, ma'am? Just telling you that you were going a little
fast and you were swerving lane to lane out here. There, you know, there's kids around here playing
at this time of day. So you got to be careful. By the way, this car looks like it's been sitting
in stores for like 18 years. I'm not gonna lie, but that ain't got nothing to do with it.
I don't see anything paranormal going on. I'm gonna let you off for the warning, okay, ma'am?
Is that blood? No, that's your kill lights. All right, ma'am, you have a good night. I'm
gonna give you a warning. Don't do it again, though. Soup with the five.
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, almost messed up. Almost messed up. Almost messed up.
I almost messed up for real ma'am. Can you roll that window down real quick my fall?
Ma'am
Ma'am roll that window back down
I sold
Nobody with the five I sold
What we're getting reset off that
They don't let you redo it after you walk away. That's crazy.
Well, back to 11 p.m., Chad. It is what it is.
Oh, no, it's still 2 a.m. Okay, that's cool.
Look at this. They're on the white line in the middle right there.
Look at that. Unacceptable. You better pull over.
Oh, I might have to get my gun on this one.
Oh, I might have to get my gun out here.
You see that ghost car excuse me where that went to down how you doing today I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry you're good. I'm so sorry you have a good night, man. I am so sorry
Sorry.
Get in the car!
That just reset me.
Are you dead, Siri?
Was that me?
Was that me?
Have I just altered timelines?
Wait a minute, that might have been me.
That's crazy that reset me.
I tried to get back in the car, it wouldn't let me.
Look at that, all on the middle line right there,
swerving lane to lane.
Look at that, all on the middle line.
You better pull over.
Pull over, all in the middle lane, got me messed up.
Again, Chad, I'm not a hero.
I'm just doing my job.
Rear ended him?
Yeah, he break-checked me right there.
I might have him thrown in jail for 25 years, that.
Excuse me, can you roll that window down?
I said, roll you.
This dude thinks he's cool.
Oh my goodness, you are not cool.
You ain't cool, buddy.
By the way, you were swerving in the middle lane
a little bit, you can't be doing that.
I'ma let you off with a warning, though.
Have a good night.
Why do they speed off so fast?
Why are they so rude to me?
Oh, here we go.
Here we go, chat's weak and again.
You hate to see it.
I feel like I'm doing great I'm meeting my quota tickets I got to be writing I'm meeting
my quota of my stoppings I got to be making and I'm very polite when doing so you know
what I mean just overall just great you know just great great at what I'm doing right now
Same car? Pull out! Surely this ain't the same goober right? You're always professional thank you, check your paypal.
Hey, can you roll your window down real quick for me?
Is this the same guy?
Excuse me.
How is that possible?
Oh, it is possible, I guess.
You're free to go.
My bad, big dog.
My bad, man.
Okay, this is pathetic.
Okay, this is pathetic. I'm about to start getting complaints called in on me. I gotta stop.
Why's my door locked?
Oh, that is creepy.
Oh, that is creepy.
Bruh!
Another stop.
Pull up!
Everybody's driving on the center lane.
That's why I'm pulling everybody over on SeaJack.
These are justified stoppings, man.
Everybody!
Did you just break check me?
Did you just break check me?
Hold up!
Hey, roll your window down! Did you just break check me?
Hey, roll your window down!
Sir, did you just break check me a second ago? You got a problem?
Oh! You lucky I'll write you a ticket right now!
I could!
I don't see nothing anomalous have a good night sir or not I don't care that's a warning
don't do it again you a frame just skipped something bad just loaded in gg try to just
Skip the frame.
Something bad just loaded in.
Who is this?
Same guy?
Chad, I got to meet my quota.
I got to meet my quota.
I'm calling him over.
I gotta meet my quota chap.
This dude ain't got nowhere to be anyway.
Excuse me, can you roll your window down?
How you doing, sir? You doing good?
You knew around here? I don't think I've ever seen you around here before.
You know, it was just a new truck. I was making sure, you know, the tags and everything was good.
good. Alright, you're good to go. Have a good day.
Oh my god!
Bro, there's no way you're giving me restarts off of that. Are you serious,
game? Are you dead serious?
There's no way you're doing that.
You're giving me restarts off of that.
Don't pull them over again, they kill you.
Well, that's a pulloverable crime right there,
killing me all on the white line.
All on the white line.
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
All over the white line.
Hey, nah, don't you drive off for me. Come here.
Hey, is this the goober with the glasses again? Roll your window down.
Roll it! It is the goober with the glasses again thinking he's cool.
You ain't cool, by the way. Just wanted to stop you and tell you that. Have a good night, though.
I went for a pit right there, but it didn't work.
Wait, what is that noise?
Chad, I think I have to stop him, because there's not another car.
Yeah, I gotta stop this goober.
He's about to be so mad, wait for him to pass.
Where's he at?
Where is he?
Where's the next car at?
You're the wrong lane, Buster.
Hey, Buster, I am the law.
Look at me.
I am the law.
Where is the next car?
I can't reverse.
Is this GTA 6?
Yes.
It is.
Okay, it's turned its cop camera off, now the battery died in it.
Let's try this again.
What?
Oh, that's my PC booting up.
All right, chat.
Lock in this time, or have you always been locked?
Show us the body cam putteds.
I couldn't.
And it died.
It was a manufacturing problem.
The same goober?
The same goober?
There's no way it's you again, pal.
Lord have mercy, it's him again.
I am the law.
That's Chad.
His name is not Chad.
Get out of here.
Did that dude look like a Chad to you?
Okay, I have to pull him over again because when I didn't last time it glitched the game, so I have to pull him over again.
Hear me out? Oh, buddy, trust me.
Every day it's a hear me out with somebody somewhere.
Roll your window down goober
I'm just stopping you to tell you that your fruit what you reach it for down there buddy hold on you reach it for something
You better relax
Yeah, look like he was waiting for something hold on
11 p.m. What
I did not sell is this the same
same guy ten times. Game of the year. Oh there is a game now by a dev that's never missed before though.
Lock in. This dev that made this game has never missed before.
Yeah, the reviews on this one are good.
You best get you a fresh diaper on, bubba.
Cause it's spooky time again.
Oh, good!
Reviews on this are real good!
Name of this game is the Arcade!
They played every one of this steps games and they're all bangers buddy, bangers.
That's the name of the game, the arcade.
I hope you got you a guy beyond Bubba.
Do ya?
What is interlaced rendering?
Pre-finance sensitivity.
Y'all already know the drill. Lock in.
Oh, you can name the arcade?
I am with the five.
I mean, it does have any impact on the story, so we don't have to think that much into it.
The R case.
The R case.
Hello and welcome to the R case.
We hope you're having a great night tonight.
Feel free to use some of our games.
It's off.
I need you to lead me.
I like this game already.
Yo, preset that, uh, Maddie and Margie. W. Maddie and Margie. Thank you.
I'm thinking tonight.
Optics is.
That's where we first met.
My dear.
That's, that's copyrighted.
I remember seeing as yesterday.
I feel like I'm playing Fallout, about to blow somebody's head off.
You happy birthday, Abby?
We part off long ago.
You're still my sweetheart and I love you so.
My dear, sweet heart.
What a beautiful intro to a game.
Oh, they got me into special things!
What was that? No, the radio.
Trevor!
Where have you been? We thought you got caught. Why is it in black and white?
My bad man, I got distracted by the radio.
Did you get the stuff?
Yeah.
Finally, what stuff did we get?
Trevor's back everyone, he got it.
Hurry up, you were gone for 40 minutes.
Oh, I got the beer skis, okay.
Now it's a party!
Let me turn this sensitivity up a little bit.
I'm pretty fired at too much.
I got the booze, y'all.
Look who's finally back.
Come sit down already.
One for each.
Didn't have enough to buy more.
Sorry we couldn't bring you one, Amber.
Oh, I didn't drink none of that anyway.
Yo, did they tell you anything?
Nah, he didn't even look at it twice. I think we're good.
Oh, it was a fake ID.
Told you, there ain't nothing to worry about.
Enough about fake IDs. Let's quarry.
No, Corey, you gotta be more than Marlboro's somewhere, Marlboro Rojo!
I can't man my pops will notice if I take it anymore.
Stop going through my stuff it's not in there.
I'm still bored right now let's watch a movie.
I got Friday the 13th y'all down.
Sure let's go.
Go Corey when your parents coming back.
Can we tire this music down?
You're staying the night over there we gotta kill six in the morning.
Alright, wait a minute, that reminds me, what time is it?
It's about 12, 50, why?
Oh, my dad said he'd be back on point.
I gotta get home before he notices that I'm gone.
Looks like I'm gonna have to watch the movie without me.
Alright, peace out, man.
Yo, have a good night, I gotta get home now.
Where the front door at?
Where the front door?
Yo, big dog.
Where the front door?
Oh, that's the bathroom.
What is this?
Oh, collectible!
Guys, I can't get out the front door. Somebody got to let me out. I got to get home. Oh, it's right here.
No. Oh, it's right here. There's like 80 doors.
Alright. Let's get to the bus stop. Zemski with the five. Thank you.
It's dark out here. It's in black and white too.
Bus stop.
Where the bus at?
Oh, there's a kitty.
There's the bus right there.
What I call it, the bus.
Oh, it looks empty, too. Let's go.
How you doing, sir?
What empty bus you got there, sir?
Oh, it looks empty, too. Let's go.
How you doing, sir?
What empty bus you got there, sir?
What if you must you got there sir? Kinda creepy ain't it?
Everyone's asleep at this hour son and I want to be too so hurry up and take a seat.
Hi, chill.
Siemski with the TN, thank you.
What? What's happening?
GG cinematic shot, it's over.
Oh, that was cool.
20 years later,
the last of us time, time jump.
What?
20 years!
Let's do the same guy.
Are you the same guy from 20 years ago?
Another ship in the R-Case.
Cut the R-Case, get it?
Cause I named it the R-Case.
That dude was rolling!
Somebody need the car of police!
That dude was going to buy a hotard!
another shift at the arcade before I head home. I'm late today, people might be
waiting for me. I should open up quickly. Hello? Hi. Waiting for the bus? Yeah. It
should come any second now. It's late. It's not usually this late. They said it
comes every 10 minutes might be delayed it's never delayed I can hear it coming
okay that was awkward insurance claim insurance claim
insurance oh never mind didn't work go have a good night okay where's the RK
death or the R case. How you doing? How you doing? I want you to argue about. That Simon
from that Simon has a secret game.
He killed his wife in that game.
He's a murderer.
Yeah.
How are y'all doing?
Calm down guys, everything's all right.
Yo, perfect, what's your name?
Trevor?
Trevor, don't even ask. Just settle this. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
I don't bring a random guy into this, Derek. You're changing the point to make it sound less stupid.
He's not a random guy. He's like a third party, a mediator.
Yeah, you did.
A hundred of anything is bad.
They're surrounding you immediately.
Shut up!
The horses! What can they do?
Bite you to death?
So what are you saying?
What was your name again, Trevor?
What are you saying, Trevor?
I would honestly rather fight...
No, I'd rather fight a hundred duck size forces.
I'm not going to lie.
Y'all take the hundred.
Yo, wasted Niko with the 20 gift and give me some Ws for wasted Niko with the 20 gift
and I appreciate that.
Wasted Niko, W, wasted Niko.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
Finally, someone gets it.
No, he doesn't.
He's just agreeing with you.
A hundred is the instant death.
What do you think?
someone gets no he doesn't he's just a grand with you a hundred is the instant
death what are you saying they're small all right y'all have a good night I gotta
get to work y'all have a good night how you doing
chat I think I made the right choice there I imagine that has something to do
with the the ending how you doing I'm a fortune teller what just give me a five
And I'll tell you your future, okay
Not five is everything's from out I
Got a five to give though
That's what they all say you think I don't know that you on that arcade over there. I don't own it. I just work there
Business has been looking pretty good, huh? I do have a five actually, but I'm not giving it to you
Trouble times will come and then you'll be desperate to know but I might not be here anymore.
Okay. Excuse me! The R-Caves!
Oh, it's creepy in here. Are you kidding me?
Where's the lights?
Where's the lights?
Oh man it's creepy. There we go it's kind of a vibe in here. I need to clean the
place. What are these stains keep coming back? I clean them every night.
This part of the job.
This is actually kind of a vibe. I'm not gonna lie.
While they open this lake because it's an arcade and it's fun, I've got to use the restroom again. I'll be right back.
TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKER BREAKIN' HERE!
MOTHERFUCKER BREAKIN' HERE!
Nobody walked in here did they chat we good
We good
All right, let's return them up I
Want Chinese food same Chinese foods goaded clean the windows with the sponge got it
Do I own this place or do I just work here?
Because the dude said I owned it, but I don't know if he knows or not. How you doing?
I mean it's called the RK so maybe I do own it
Return the sponge this is easy
Easy money, that's better, time to open up, stop, drop, shut them down, open up, shop,
oh, oh, that's how rough riders roll, stop, drop, shut them down, open up, shop, my bad.
How you doing, sir?
Hey, welcome to the arcade.
You can't play a video game, but you got to pay.
If not, you kind of lame.
You can play the game.
Just insert a coin.
Feel you with joy.
How you doing?
Welcome to the arcade.
So what can I get you?
Hey, how much does it cost to play?
50 cents per token.
token. You still use those? Don't judge me, buddy. We're going for a vintage time. They
do the job. I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid. Okay, do you want to play the
game or not? Give me five tokens. All right, sir. Five tokens. You broke ends. The game.
You are lame.
Where's the tokens?
I found them.
One, two, three, four, five.
That'd be too fiddly.
Thanks.
Here's the money.
Enjoy your stay, sir.
Hey, sir, just want to let you know real quick,
I set the high score on that game.
Yep, I sent the high score on that game.
How you doing?
I wanna play one.
Ooh, they got Tetris!
How you doing, sir?
Oh, this is Chris!
Hey Trevor, how's it going?
Hey Chris, I'm doing fine, thank you.
Place looks the same as always.
Yeah.
Ever plan to change anything up?
No, it doesn't need changing.
We have plenty of business, can't you tell?
It's lit in here.
Right.
Can I get two tokens?
Yes, you most certainly could.
And a red cola?
Of course you can, Chris.
One token, two token, red cola.
Here you go.
Thanks, how much do I owe you?
Don't worry about it, it's fine.
You sure?
Yeah, it's on me.
W friend, I'm a good guy for that chat.
I'm gonna play with my own game, so don't.
No, I wanna talk it!
It is lit in here, man!
How you doing, ma'am?
Welcome to the arcades. What can I get you? Finally, the only arcade in this town that
still works. We pride ourselves on having the most lit arcade in town. There's people
all in this place. It's crazy. I don't mean to skip that. Let me guess. You don't get
a lot of kids coming in here. You know, mostly people like me who miss these games. Great.
Great. Give me four tokens and one Sprote. Sprote! Oh, we'll see you in Kowar Top.
One, two, three, phone. Here's you a Sprote. Here you go, man. That'll be three feet. Thanks.
Enjoy the game!
Most awkward arcade ever.
Sir, first off, you need to watch how you step in here. You need to relax.
Hey, what can I get you? You know, you got Street Fighter games? No, I got the classics only.
What? Why do you only have these old games?
Because I'm not made out of money, bud!
Some people miss these games. Facts!
What does this dude just say? This dude's talking crazy about my... my arcade!
Somebody said it was the size of a laundromat. You're banned.
Hey man, I came here for Street Fighter.
Well, we don't have Street Fighter.
I never said I did.
You came here for the wrong reason.
Quick, grind it.
My Game Station 2 has better games than this.
Why would anyone come here?
You keep running your mouth.
I'm going to beat you up in here.
You understand me?
Keep running your mouth.
whatever I'm here anyway let me have a live session give me four waters and seven tickets
four waters and seven tickets
yo dash with the 20 give me some w's for dash with the 20 give that I appreciate that dash w
WDES, thank you.
WDES with the 20 gifted.
There you go, 9-50, here you go.
You suck at that game, I have the world record.
Not only do I have the store record,
I have the world record.
Would you look at that, four customers so far,
this place is running perfectly.
Who's gonna tell them, Chad?
Who's gonna tell them?
What did you get there? Don't tell me you got a complaint. Yes. Excuse me, I need to talk to you about one of your machines. Oh, here we go.
Yes. What's wrong? I got the money to fix this.
You advertised that being the highest for a surprise, so I tested that claim. No, no. I did not add it. Well, where's that at? Where's that at at?
Where's that ad at? I did not do that. No cap.
I did four runs and every time I lose the exact same point just for the high score.
Skill issue.
Are you trying to say I rigged that machine so you could,
Ma'am, be self-aware.
You think I put a limiter on that machine?
Ma'am, be serious.
Give the gall to accuse me of that.
Maybe it was just bad luck, ma'am, skill issue.
No, these machines are definitely rigged
to make you lose around the 500 point mark.
ma'am no they're not that's a skill issue ma'am i assure you i did not rig any of my arcades
well then something's wrong with your machine it's a skill issue ma'am
let me get on the machine i'll break the record again right now
okay ma'am i'll make you a deal i'll play the game wait i want serious wait what hold up no
Wait what hold up. No, I don't know wait what
I'll play the game once and if I beat the high score you admit you're wrong and give me 20 bucks
And if I lose, I'll give you a refund plus 20 bucks deal deal
I shouldn't have said nothing
Uh-oh.
Dude, I got dizzy, man!
I legitimately got dizzy at the end.
I could not see what I was doing.
I actually got dizzy at the end.
There you go.
Man, the game just gets more difficult at that point.
It doesn't prove anything.
I set a price on this high score because I know how difficult it is to beat.
You got proof?
Proof for what?
That someone actually set that score?
Show me a picture or a camera footage and I'll drop it.
I didn't take a picture.
Give me a few more tries and I'll show you.
That's not what the bet was about at all.
You said one try.
I own the place, ma'am!
I don't want to give her $20, get out of my store.
Don't you come back either, get out of here.
I'll be sure to return, you ain't gonna be to come back.
Well, I swear I started messing with my eyes at the end and I couldn't see what I was doing.
It's actually making me seasick.
I'm about to puuuuuuuuup!
Did I beat it?
I can't tell!
Too easy!
I beat it!
5.94!
Golly, that made me dizzy.
Perks of her owning an arcade!
No! Help, dude!
How do I get off the screen?
There we go.
What about this one?
I don't know what to do with this.
No!
Wasting all the tokens.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Let's wait for our customers.
How you doing? Welcome to the arcades. What can I get you? I want 10 tokens and 5 fontos.
We will see you in court, buddy. Fontos? 5, 6, 8, 9. See, let me give you 5 fans, sir.
I have a great state in the arcades, 12-50.
Sorry to bother you, but I could only actually get two more, could I actually get two more
sprouts and one more token?
No problem, sir.
There you go.
Give me three more tokens and six more waters.
What?
That'll be 2650.
Wow, don't you think that's a bit much?
You just ordered the whole store, chef.
You ordered 14 tokens and 13 drinks.
That's actually a steal.
13 drinks.
That's a steal.
Come on.
Can you just let this one slide?
No, I cannot.
That was really half my network.
behind you you're not getting me with that no matter I don't have to fool you
anyway I'll kill you I'll kill you I can't do nothing about that or you shit
unbelievable keynote with the five it's Simon from that one game where he killed
his wife. How you doing Simon? What can I get you? Yo, can I get a red cola and five tokens?
You most certainly can for $4. Money up front. What? You never used to do that. Somebody just
ran out of here on me. I got to. Here you go. Constipated cabbage with the five given.
One red soda and five tokens.
One, two, three, four, five.
Here you go.
Have a great stay, sir.
This the only song we got!
How you doing sir?
Hello, how can I help you?
Hello, how much is it to let someone die?
Run that by me again, big dog?
Coden with the five, thank you.
What? I said how much is it to play?
No, you did not chat, he did not say that, uh-uh.
Oh, 50 cents per token.
Great, I'll take three tokens and one of the scrot over there.
Here. Thank you, have a great day.
We're gonna run through our schedule programming to bring you this breaking news update.
This dude's a serial killer, I'm calling it.
News? They never done that before.
before. Authorities are investigating a homicide at a local electronic store in
downtown Cinderfall earlier this morning. The victim has been identified as
David Kerry, an employee working the night shift at K Tech Electronics and
Repair. Police say the body was discovered in a storage room by a
co worker at approximately eight a.m. According to officials, the victim
suffered multiple stab wounds to the exact and the exact time of death has
not been yet determined. Investigators noted there were no signs of forced
entry into the building.
Police have also not confirmed whether anything was taken from the silver.
At this time, no suspects have been identified. Authorities are asking
anyone with information to contact the Center for Police Department. It's
this guy.
It's this guy.
Will continue to provide updates as more information becomes available. Wow,
That's horrible.
David Carroll.
I recognize that name.
Really?
We used to be buddies back in the day.
Oh, that was one of the guys we were hanging with
at the start of the game 20 years ago.
RIP, David.
Oh wow, what happened?
I don't know.
We never saw each other after that.
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
I'll leave you alone.
You killed him, didn't ya?
He killed him, didn't he?
Eek!
Eek!
Eek!
Eek!
What's the problem, man?
Is there a problem, sir?
What's the problem, man?
Is there a problem, sir?
Yeah, the Gorilla King arcade stopped working.
What happened to it?
I don't know, it just throws up and turned off.
I'm sorry, let me take it to the back and I'll fix it up later.
Would you like a refund on the tokens you didn't use?
Oh, no thanks, it's okay.
Great.
Wow, WMans.
So repair this machine, chat.
There we go. That ain't gotta be him.
There we go. Boom.
Chat lowkey, this arcade kinda like for real got some customers.
All right, it's late enough. Time to close down and go home, G.G. Shut up!
Wow, it's super dark in here. Oh, my goodness.
I'm out of here.
Why is the town so dead?
It was literally like bustling chat that's that's Noah from Noah's secret
yo pops come here you talking to me yeah I'm talking to you you got 20 bucks
you can lend me what don't be scared I'm gonna bite no I ain't got money you
sure yeah even if I had 20 bucks I wouldn't give it to someone like you
that's crazy we about to die
I'm still on business, though.
Don't walk away from me.
Then I'll snap all three of y'all up.
Try something. Swing on me.
Swing on me, c'uh.
Y'all ain't tall, do something.
I smack.
I'll do one smack and knock all y'all out in one smack.
One just pop, pop, pop, go.
You ain't gonna do nothing to me, buddy.
What you gonna do? Swing on me, huh, Cooper?
Swing on it!
I'll have you know I've run the arcade down the road, I'm tough.
Look, I told you I ain't got any money, now you're lying to me, so who cares?
You think I don't know who you are?
Give me your wallet and I'm checking myself.
No, you can check yourself right now before I check.
What you talking about?
You gonna check yourself, I give you all right?
You gonna check yourself right now and die behind this wallet.
You want to kill me?
You ain't getting my wallet, you got me messed up.
You gonna take my wallet?
You're lost your mind.
Let's just calm down here.
You see me sweating?
Aw man, I won't.
l don't think he loves you.
l think he hates you.
He doesn't love you.
He hates me.
He may love us too.
He does not love men.
He doesn't do me any good.
He doesn't like women.
He doesn't like them.
He doesn't take them on.
He doesn't like them all.
He doesn't like them.
Well, look at that pop-skill guy, and who was Pops?
If you don't give me your wallet, I'll break your fingers and take it myself.
Man, I wish you that little tiny knife. You're gonna do nothing with that.
How about now?
Last chance.
Help! Help! Help! Help!
You got lucky this time, old man. But I'll be watching you.
Hey, somebody in this bus gonna call the police. Them dudes trying to rob me.
God me.
Somebody call the police.
Off-brand three stooges.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I swear to do's with some goovers.
Oh, now this game makes me seasick, bro.
might do that to like the crack in my hand so I wouldn't make me see sick no
that wasn't a blind run I was doing that so I'll try I'll try to like take the
motion out of it oh this is a flashback to 20 years ago so got it working no way
seriously how'd you pull that off the others are rough but this one just needed
a new power supply so we're you weren't really running the arcade with the
machines that we had 20 years ago. That's crazy. Where you even find that?
Pulled out of my old computer in the garage. Doesn't fit perfectly, but it
works. Honestly, I can't believe someone dumped this over something that small.
Dude, we could flip these. How much do these things go for? I don't know, like
$2,000. $2,000. Dude, we can actually make some money off these. We'll split it. 50-50.
Yeah, cut me into RIP Day, but he just died in present day. Right, how much would $2 be
for three people. That would be 750. I'm a math genius. $900 each court. Bro, what?
He said $900 each. That's not even close. This place will be crazy. I can't believe
you set this up? Hold on, I think Jason's here. Or a low key. Yo, what is this place?
I think it's an abandoned laundromat. We found it completely trashed. Somebody earlier in
the chat said we're running our arcade out of something that's the size of a laundromat.
It actually is a laundromat that we turned into an arcade 20 years ago.
and Trevor cleared everything out.
Where'd you get those arcade machines from?
We found them in a landfill, Trevor's fixing them up.
And we dragged his couch from there too.
That thing got bed bugs on it 100%.
And the generator from a yard sale that's hooked up outside.
Yeah, we built this place out of trash.
You guys actually did all this?
This will be our spot now.
W Hangout spot!
You got the beer?
Yeah, we're good.
Call Kyle and Dustin, tell them to come back
to check this place out.
We got such a big friend group.
Oh my goodness.
Just don't tell anyone else about it, except maybe Amber.
Got it, let's party.
Woo!
Cut that music out!
Thank you, bus driver.
How you doing?
Yesterday was a lot.
I want to have a calmer shift today.
I also need to hire somebody.
I should put up a help wanted poster.
I really hope those thugs don't show up here again.
Hey, ma'am.
You're still here.
So, I'm going to call you back.
So were you. You haven't left. Told you I'm waiting for that bus. You said the same thing
yesterday. You know it might not come this late. I remember getting on it every night.
You remember getting on it every night and she dead. It always came at 1 a.m. It was
always empty and the driver didn't like talking to us. Does that ring a bell? I don't know
know why you're asking me. So not yet. What do you mean not yet?
Y'all still arguing? Trevor we need you again and this one's way more important
than yesterday's. What is it? Who would win? Batman or...
What you looking at, nerd?
What you looking at, nerd?
As soon as I see Spongebob, I'm out.
I'll start by fixing this broken arcade I don't want to open with one of the most
played machines not working.
Got me messed up, who in the hell Batman or Spider-Man, don't lost your mind.
Go ask me a question like that.
Looks like the power supply's burned.
I'm lucky the whole thing didn't catch fire.
Chat, I'm a technological genius.
So what did I just say?
They're mine.
Throw the broken power supply away.
We got a trash can in here?
There it is.
I should have a spare somewhere in the back room.
The back rooms.
There we go.
Look at that.
I'm going to straight up just mechanic.
Just a mechanic, I tell you.
There we go. Look at that chat. I run this place so cleanly. Is it mop time? Yeah. Got
to do the mop. W work ethic. I feel voted a Batman chat, by the way. Clean the windows
with the sponge! How you doing? I'm so polite, Chad. That's how I get all these customers.
Who was that? Is someone missing with me?
Return the sponge.
That's better. Time to open up.
What's up, Chris?
Hey, Chris, what's up?
I'm fine, thanks.
So what about the Gorilla King arcade breaking?
Oh, I fixed it just now.
It's backed up and running.
Huh?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
I just thought you were going to throw it away and replace it with something newer.
No, Chris.
Now, what's wrong with Gorilla King?
It's really old.
No other arcade's who has Gorilla King.
It's cool and all, but don't you want to bring anything new here?
Why are they trying to change my vibe, Chad?
I mean, other arcades have steering wheels and basketball hoops on them already.
People are still coming in here too.
Are they?
Yeah?
Yeah, it feels like you're stuck in the past.
I'm just trying to help you not go out of business.
I don't need your help.
Okay, my bad.
Give me a water and five tokens, I guess.
You're paying for them today too, Chris.
You will come here talking crazy.
You paying for them today, buddy.
There we go.
Whoa, that'll be $4.
Yeah, yeah, I gave them to you for free yesterday.
Hey, you're paying, now you're gonna come here and complain.
No, it's not on the house, no more, Chris.
That'll be $4.
Okay, yeah, exactly, that's what you're gonna come here
and complain to.
Don't bite the hand, hey!
Don't bite the hand that feeds you, Chris!
How you doing big doll? Welcome to the arcade. What can I get you? Hello, can I get you anything?
Yeah, I have a question. Did you fix the Gorilla King arcade? I did. You can see if you look behind you.
Great. What was wrong with it? The power supply must burn, but I replaced it. Why does he want to know?
Nope.
I burned power supply.
That's not a first for you, is it?
Huh?
Do you work here alone?
Nope.
I got eight butt naked, oiled up, humongous, armed bodybuilders in the back.
And they all got bazookas with unlimited rockets.
What you talking about?
No, I do not work here alone.
It doesn't last to your mind.
Nope.
I do not work here alone.
They all right behind me.
They working on machines.
I've been meeting to hire someone actually.
That's great.
This place hasn't changed in ten years.
How many people are going to tell me that same thing?
I don't want to change it.
It can't change.
You are stuck here.
Are you going to buy something, sir?
No, but you should buy some security cameras.
What?
I would if I were you.
No, but you should buy some security cameras.
What?
I would if I were you.
Huh?
That dude knows more than he leads on.
Not gonna lie.
You are not welcome back in here, ma'am.
No!
Get out of here!
You stole $20 from me yesterday.
Hello again.
I thought I'd get this place another shot.
There's really nowhere else to go.
Wow, thanks.
You're giving another shot because there's nowhere else to go.
That's one way to put it.
How's the business?
Pretty bad.
Yeah, I noticed.
Ever thought it could be because of the old games?
I'm so sick and tired, everybody can
play it about my games.
Yeah, but I'm not gonna replace them.
I can't, they mean a lot to me.
But they're not good for business.
Only weirdos and freaks are coming in here lately.
And I'm talking about you.
At least I'll be coming here often.
You were included in that, ma'am, but okay.
You will?
Sure, I like these games.
Well, if you're gonna be a frequent customer,
I should get your name.
Sonya.
Trevor.
So, what can I get you today, Sonia?
Just four tokens.
Coming right up, Sonia.
I mean, kinda tough, Sonia.
There you go.
Have fun.
I still want my $20 back.
Man, change your song.
Oh, yeah.
How you doing?
You got any superhero game?
Nope, I don't!
Man, I wanted to play as Batman.
Oh, my goodness.
You still think he's better than Spider-Man?
I mean, I'll give you that.
I'll give you that.
What can I get you?
Give me one token, I guess.
There you go, sir. 50 cents. I don't have 50 cents. Here's what I do have.
Man, if I don't want to go under water, I need to put that help water closer up already. It's time
to hire somebody. I can barely open it even. That's just not enough anymore. If an employee can
start shifts from 2 p.m. Maybe I can get a little extra money.
GG. We're gonna accidentally hire a serial killer.
Help! Won't it chat? Would you work here?
Let's see who reaches out. I'll leave the doors open. It's a five.
I beat that score yesterday, man. It is possible.
Just saying.
Have a good night.
This dude stole from me yesterday.
You cannot come back in here. No.
I remember you.
I actually came to apologize about yesterday.
I don't want an apology. I want my money.
2650.
I'll get you your money.
But I just need some water first.
I'm not giving you, I'm not giving you no water.
You don't lost your mind.
No matter the fridge is right here anyway.
Are you serious?
Run him over!
Deserved!
I want to give that whoever was driving that car unlimited tokens for life at the arcade no joke
Welcome to the arcade. What can I get you can I get six tokens and a cola with that you sure can
Look how quick I am but it's happened straight quick with it. That'll be 450 enjoy your stay sir
Uh-oh. We interrupt our scheduled programming once again to bring you this breaking news
update, GG. Authorities are investigating a series of murders at a local clothing store
in downtown Cinderfall earlier this morning. The primary victims have been identified as
Kyle Garrison, an employee working the night shift at the store. Four customers were also
found dead inside the building. All of them discovered hidden in separate dressing rooms.
say all five victims suffered multiple stab wounds. The exact time of death is not discovered.
We will continue to provide updates as more information becomes available. Kyle, all of
our old friends are dying. There's no way Kyle is also dead. That's strange. What? I
think it's late enough. Time to close down and go home. But this dude's still here. I
I guess I'll just have to wait for him to leave.
Sir, I'm trying to go home. Can you leave?
Sir, I don't want to rush you or anything.
Oh, okay, have a good night.
Gigi, can you get me out of here?
What? Oh, no.
What's happening? I can't move.
The bus is here, I got to get to it without those thugs noticing me.
They're posted up by the bus stop again, there he is!
Uh oh!
You thought we forgot about what you owe us, I don't owe you nothing you tried to rob!
Let me out of the bus!
Let me out of the bus!
Sir, punch it!
And let's have the deal with that.
Like, you got a group of people after you, like, every day after you get off work.
That would suck.
I tell you, I've got ops.
Type points, you've got ops.
Man, I'm bored.
Once Corey getting here, he said he'd be here soon.
He better be.
Can somebody bring the boom box down here?
It's too quiet.
Just leave it alone, man.
Why?
Because it's mine.
So bring it down
And have you spilled beer all over it?
I don't spill beer you spilled beer all over the floor already
You'll W storyline actually it was already messed up
second place
Guys come here hurry check out what I have
What
Uh-oh.
Check it out.
Is it real? Yeah.
Where'd you get it?
Stole it from my brother.
Wait a minute.
He ain't gonna notice.
Is it loaded?
I think so, but I don't want to find out today.
He's aiming to get directly at him, by the way.
Don't point it at me, man.
me man. It's really heavy. That's crazy. Pretty cool, right? What are you gonna do with it? Keep it.
Keep it here? I don't know. Why not? No way, man. What if it goes off and shoots one of us?
Why are they still just aiming it at him?
Or what if someone sneaks in and steals it?
You gotta hide it, Will.
I have an idea.
I know where to hide it.
Trevor, follow me, Gigi.
A shovel? What?
Why?
Hey, hold up.
Where'd you put that gun in?
We'll keep it in there and no one's gonna find it.
But you have to swear that we'll only use it if someone's messing with us.
Okay?
Okay, I swear.
Good.
Good. Now let's get back inside 41 seasons. Don't tell the others.
So that's going to be like what we use on the guys that keep trying to rob us.
I understand.
Did you understand? I understand.
I can't talk to her.
I managed to come a bit earlier today.
Let's see if anyone reached out to my help wanted poster.
I remember him now.
Remember who?
The boy on the bus.
The last time I was on that bus I saw him.
It was late and he was alone.
He had dirty clothes and bruised hands.
Did you talk to him?
No, but I remember what he was holding.
What?
A golden token.
They stole one of my tokens.
Excuse you, sir.
He kept turning it over in his hand.
He didn't move an inch.
He kept staring at it.
I looked back a few minutes later, and he had disappeared.
That's good to know.
What you goobers on about today?
What?
It's one of the people.
Is it go over or under?
Over, over, I already know my answer.
Over, over, over, over, over, over, over, over.
Over, yeah, I don't need to hear y'all yapping, it's over.
Over.
Yeah.
Nobody in here goes under by the way, nobody does.
nobody in here goes over how much did you say you charge sorry buddy the
prices went up $20 I give you $20 you're getting desperate to know you
finally noticed I didn't notice anything you're just making stuff up tell me
something for free and I'll believe you never saw them after that night that's
That's about to change. Watch.
He actually knows something.
Chad, he actually knows something.
There we go.
Mop the floor. As always, we do need an employee. No joke.
go under there's no way you go under there's no way I couldn't imagine no
way you go under with the TV no way
clean the windows with the sponge
sideways hold up what
return the sponge
Turn on the radio.
Under is illogical.
Under is illogical.
How you doing?
Welcome to the arcade.
What can I get you?
Hello.
I visited the arcade yesterday.
I really like this.
So I decided to return.
Can you give me six arcade game tokens and a red drink?
Yes, I can.
One, two, three, four, five, six, and you drink.
and you drank 450.
Thank you.
Look how quick that customer service was.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
That's the guy that keeps trying to rob me.
Ah.
Welcome to the RK.
So what can I get you, my friend?
I ain't your friend.
It looks like you and me
are gonna have a big problem right here.
You don't want that, do you?
No.
Then you'll stop running, uh-oh,
and meet us outside tonight.
Or we'll be coming to you.
And don't even think about calling the cops.
Or I'll beat you till your legs don't work
before they even get here.
Understand?
Look, if this is about the money,
I can give you $20 right now.
You think I want your wallet?
No, it's too late for that now.
Keys to every safe you have in here, you don't lost your mind.
Try anything stupid and see what happens.
Just what I needed.
Where did we bury that gun at?
We do need to get security for real.
What can I get you three tokens and two waters coming right up one, two, three, one, two.
That'll be 450.
Have a good one.
Chow or cook as soon as the shift is over.
We are cooked.
We are cooked.
How you doing?
What can I get you?
How much for five blades?
Two feet.
And the font's over there?
Four total.
Great.
Give me that.
Coming right up.
One, two, three, four, five.
Got you a font of?
Here you go.
Have fun.
Check the arcade poppin' tonight!
Hold up!
Hello?
Hello, who is this?
Is this the R case?
Yes, who is this?
My name's Frank.
I want to know if the jobs from Help Wanted Poster are still available.
Frank?
Oh, yeah, it is.
great I really need a job right now what do I need for my application what can
you count not turn with the five thank you yes very well then you're hired just
come down here real quick and I'll give you some stuff and walk you through the
basics okay great thanks boss you already call me boss W Frank looks like
got to take down the help wanted poster. That was the easiest job interview of all time by the way.
Lord have mercy is that Frank? Oh he's already a W employee.
We just spoke on the phone. That was fast. Well I recognize you from somewhere don't I?
That must be my identical twin you're talking about.
I haven't heard from him since yesterday.
I hope he's okay.
Well, Frank, come in the back.
I'll show you the basics.
W employee.
All right, your job's pretty simple.
Customers come in, you give them what they ask, and they pay, and they pay.
If something breaks, take it to the back, and I'll fix it later.
You come open up at 2 p.m. every day.
I will get off work at 7 to 730 and replace you.
Here are the doors keys.
I'll keep the safe key to myself for now.
As for the payment, I don't care about that, boss.
You don't?
As long as I get some minimum wage, I'm good.
Great.
Here's your name tag, Frank.
Write your name on it, come tomorrow at 2 p.m. sharp.
Thanks, boss.
He's going to have a great future here at the RK's chat, a great future, a great future
at the RK's.
He asked for minimum wage.
I hope he solves the money situation.
Chad, would you work for me for minimum wage?
How you doing, sir?
Welcome to the RK.
It's how can I help you?
Seven tokens.
All right, coming right up.
He was kind of rude.
There you go.
Enjoy your stay.
Chad, $7 an hour.
dollars an hour you work for me yeah y'all cool with that y'all are cool with
that she came back again hey Sonya how many tokens today I don't have the time
to play right now I just came here to tell you something important what
something's wrong with this arcade what I know other machines are all so old
now I decided to look around a little bit and notice someone watching you
Yeah, I know about those thugs.
They keep threatening me and spying on me.
I don't know what to do anymore.
It's not the thugs.
What are you talking about?
I noticed someone else lurking behind the back,
or the block.
What?
Spying on me.
So if I were you, I'd get in my car and drive as far away as I can.
I don't have a car, who on earth was she talking about?
We interwrote the scheduled programming once again with an update on the recent string
of homicides.
Police confirmed a third killing this week.
This was at the local pawn shop on West Mercer Street.
The victim has identified as Corey Vance, another one of our friends.
They're gonna let me kill our entire friend group.
Vance was found deceased inside the shop early this morning.
Dan Miller, the daytime employee at the same building was also found dead.
Oh my goodness.
Investigators are now looking into the possibility that all three homicides
before this week may be connected to the same unknown suspect.
Police have not confirmed whether the killings are related.
How do they not know that?
They 100% are.
Oh man. Why is there no Viby music playing through the radio now?
Welcome. What can I get you? Three tokens and a stroke please.
Chat the whole vibe is cooked. The vibe is cooked.
You're next, I'm probably am next.
How are you?
You're Trevor, right?
Dustin?
What are you doing here?
We need to talk right now.
Somewhere quiet.
Follow me.
This is a setup.
This is a setup.
I can't asleep the arcade.
GG.
GG.
Chat he is setting me up dude, what is this?
So, what's going on, Dustin?
Have you been watching the news?
Yeah, I listened to it on the radio.
Great, I did a little digging and this won't be on the radio yet, but Amber was killed in the middle of the road last time near the hospital.
Oh, that's horrible.
So many of our old friends are dying suddenly.
Don't you get it?
David, then Kyle, then Corey, and now Amber?
All of us from that day are being killed one by one,
20 years later.
And me and you are the only ones left.
Whoever the killer is, he'll be coming for us next.
And I think I know who it is.
It's him.
Who?
Think about it.
We'd ever saw each other after that day.
We had never heard about him, either.
We would never know.
Maybe he survived.
What?
Who?
He might not be dead after all.
Who are they talking about?
Dustin?
Crazy demo. I cannot believe that was a demo. That was so good. That was legitimately like
a full game. That was a demo. We need that to drop. Quick. Demo of a year chat. In great
stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey. Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
all the gifted subs, don't knows, bits, follows, and of course our priests are y'all for this
hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all Sunday, ladies and gentlemen, 11 o'clock.
Peace out y'all.
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g...
Ahh!