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Subbers, man."}, {"start": 257.78, "end": 266.78, "text": " Pre-sig, y'all. White hoodie! I repeat! White hoodie."}, {"start": 266.78000000000003, "end": 270.12, "text": " This is one of them ones you can't even argue with right here."}, {"start": 270.12, "end": 271.78000000000003, "text": " This one is not up for debate."}, {"start": 273.42, "end": 275.82000000000005, "text": " This one right here is not up for debate at all."}, {"start": 275.82000000000005, "end": 280.82000000000005, "text": " This is indeed a white hoodie, or not a hoodie, it's a robe."}, {"start": 280.82000000000005, "end": 282.66, "text": " Look at the shirt I'm wearing, yeah."}, {"start": 285.54, "end": 289.54, "text": " Shirt, clean, clean."}, {"start": 290.82000000000005, "end": 292.34000000000003, "text": " Shout outs to everybody's day going on a scale"}, {"start": 292.34000000000003, "end": 295.02000000000004, "text": " of one to ten, let me hear it high."}, {"start": 295.02, "end": 305.29999999999995, "text": " How are we doing on a scale of one to 10 up in this thing"}, {"start": 305.29999999999995, "end": 310.41999999999996, "text": " today, right now, today, up in this thing,"}, {"start": 310.41999999999996, "end": 315.85999999999996, "text": " right now, today, up in this thing?"}, {"start": 315.85999999999996, "end": 317.29999999999995, "text": " Are we doing good?"}, {"start": 317.3, "end": 333.38, "text": " are we doing good? 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Thank you"}, {"start": 371.42, "end": 373.42, "text": " Rest in peace I hate to hear that right there"}, {"start": 373.42, "end": 386.02000000000004, "text": " hold up hold up what am I drawing again wait a minute"}, {"start": 391.06, "end": 396.86, "text": " a kitty doodle with a with a signature for a tattoo I'm gonna do that real quick"}, {"start": 396.86, "end": 401.02000000000004, "text": " Oh, I can do that real quick."}, {"start": 401.02000000000004, "end": 406.90000000000003, "text": " Why are you streaming in the kitchen?"}, {"start": 406.90000000000003, "end": 410.06, "text": " Because I want to."}, {"start": 410.06, "end": 413.26, "text": " And technically I'm not in the kitchen."}, {"start": 413.26, "end": 414.82, "text": " Technically I'm not in the kitchen."}, {"start": 414.82, "end": 418.34000000000003, "text": " The kitchen right where I'm at, this is not the kitchen."}, {"start": 418.34000000000003, "end": 420.3, "text": " The kitchen doesn't start till right there."}, {"start": 420.3, "end": 421.3, "text": " See, look at this."}, {"start": 421.3, "end": 424.94, "text": " I don't know if you can see it."}, {"start": 424.94, "end": 430.42, "text": " see that right there? This is where the carpet is where I am. The kitchen technically doesn't"}, {"start": 430.42, "end": 438.22, "text": " start till that threshold right there. And then the kitchen floor. So what I'm all right"}, {"start": 438.22, "end": 443.82, "text": " now is the carpet. So technically, I'm not in the kitchen. Technically, I'm just"}, {"start": 443.82, "end": 452.62, "text": " in the general seating area. Kitchen is, you know, we're that we're that threshold"}, {"start": 452.62, "end": 459.42, "text": " right there is. See what I'm saying? Got some threshold action going. Anyway,"}, {"start": 463.34000000000003, "end": 468.38, "text": " anyway, so to answer your question, I'm not into kitchen."}, {"start": 470.46, "end": 476.06, "text": " But, it's a safety, I was, I think it's just a vibe in here. Look, it's a vibe, bro."}, {"start": 476.06, "end": 486.06, "text": " straight up vibe. I like it in here, man. Man, I like it up in here. I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 486.06, "end": 496.06, "text": " Hold on. That's a term of fan around. Oh, yeah, I got some fan going. Oh, I got to bust out a quick"}, {"start": 496.06, "end": 503.06, "text": " with a signature. That should be easy."}, {"start": 503.06, "end": 522.06, "text": " Foot, leg, foot, leg, body, tail,"}, {"start": 522.0600000000001, "end": 541.84, "text": " tail. I don't know if that's right, but that'll work. Paint bucket, boom. I don't"}, {"start": 541.84, "end": 549.1600000000001, "text": " understand why they do not fix the paint bucket, man. Fix the paint bucket, dude."}, {"start": 549.16, "end": 555.24, "text": " fix the paint bucket man I don't understand why it still does that it's"}, {"start": 555.24, "end": 565.3199999999999, "text": " ridiculous it's actually ridiculous how that's not been passed yet how have"}, {"start": 565.3199999999999, "end": 568.48, "text": " y'all not passed that yet"}, {"start": 573.8, "end": 576.8, "text": " and what am I"}, {"start": 579.16, "end": 593.66, "text": " Hold on. Let me fix this. Chad, why does the paint bucket do that, bro? Does anybody"}, {"start": 593.66, "end": 595.66, "text": " I don't know what a paint bucket does that."}, {"start": 608.54, "end": 610.2199999999999, "text": " That's the best you're getting, I'm afraid."}, {"start": 610.2199999999999, "end": 611.18, "text": " That's all I can do."}, {"start": 618.14, "end": 618.64, "text": " And then."}, {"start": 622.3, "end": 622.8, "text": " And then."}, {"start": 623.66, "end": 625.66, "text": " They sell with the fire."}, {"start": 631.66, "end": 632.66, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 640.66, "end": 641.66, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 645.66, "end": 646.66, "text": " Clean!"}, {"start": 648.66, "end": 650.66, "text": " Whether you want to admit it or not."}, {"start": 653.66, "end": 664.98, "text": " Whether you want to admit it or not, clean, goof with the five."}, {"start": 664.98, "end": 668.3, "text": " Case of it also being asked with recent updates for the granny games that have been coming"}, {"start": 668.3, "end": 669.3, "text": " out."}, {"start": 669.3, "end": 675.54, "text": " Does it give you hope that they're preparing us for a possible granny four?"}, {"start": 675.54, "end": 682.9, "text": " One could only hope, but do I think that's going to happen?"}, {"start": 682.9, "end": 684.34, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 684.34, "end": 691.1, "text": " That would be absolutely life changing if that did happen."}, {"start": 691.1, "end": 691.66, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 691.66, "end": 693.74, "text": " That would be life changing."}, {"start": 693.74, "end": 696.34, "text": " You know what else could be life changing?"}, {"start": 696.34, "end": 699.02, "text": " Get them out of my sight."}, {"start": 699.02, "end": 700.02, "text": " Get them out of my sight."}, {"start": 700.02, "end": 700.9399999999999, "text": " It's world time."}, {"start": 700.94, "end": 707.94, "text": " Get him out of my sight!"}, {"start": 707.94, "end": 714.94, "text": " It's time for the wordle!"}, {"start": 714.94, "end": 719.94, "text": " It's time!"}, {"start": 719.94, "end": 726.94, "text": " That's my scenario."}, {"start": 726.94, "end": 728.94, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 733.74, "end": 736.4200000000001, "text": " Still got some free it's a oh man, that ain't much at all"}, {"start": 739.3000000000001, "end": 741.3000000000001, "text": " Oh that is not a lot"}, {"start": 745.7800000000001, "end": 747.7800000000001, "text": " Is that enough for two scoops"}, {"start": 751.22, "end": 753.62, "text": " There's one scoop that's a good scoop too"}, {"start": 756.94, "end": 773.0200000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, that's enough for two scoops, two scoops of creatine, two scoops, and put the"}, {"start": 773.0200000000001, "end": 779.62, "text": " lid back on, bruh."}, {"start": 779.62, "end": 785.62, "text": " Oh, yeah, that is good."}, {"start": 790.62, "end": 791.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 794.62, "end": 796.62, "text": " Supreme with the fine."}, {"start": 804.62, "end": 805.62, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 805.62, "end": 812.62, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 812.62, "end": 819.62, "text": " Perfect, I tell you."}, {"start": 819.62, "end": 823.62, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 823.62, "end": 828.62, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 828.62, "end": 834.62, "text": " Santa Claus is snowing again where my breath holds."}, {"start": 834.62, "end": 836.62, "text": " Santa Claus!"}, {"start": 839.62, "end": 841.62, "text": " It's not snowing."}, {"start": 845.62, "end": 847.62, "text": " And now it is time."}, {"start": 850.62, "end": 852.62, "text": " Now it is time"}, {"start": 853.62, "end": 854.62, "text": " for"}, {"start": 856.62, "end": 858.62, "text": " Doug Wordle, buddy."}, {"start": 860.62, "end": 862.62, "text": " You better believe it."}, {"start": 862.62, "end": 869.62, "text": " Go, world."}, {"start": 869.62, "end": 871.62, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 871.62, "end": 874.62, "text": " Tracy's been throwing some crazy stuff at us recently."}, {"start": 874.62, "end": 877.62, "text": " She needs to chill out."}, {"start": 877.62, "end": 888.62, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 888.62, "end": 890.62, "text": " Oh, that's big info."}, {"start": 890.62, "end": 892.62, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 897.74, "end": 899.74, "text": " Got it got it too"}, {"start": 901.36, "end": 905.02, "text": " Got it too. Oh, man, I would have tweed"}, {"start": 920.62, "end": 923.62, "text": " You're Jay Walsh with the five."}, {"start": 929.62, "end": 931.62, "text": " Hold her."}, {"start": 942.62, "end": 944.62, "text": " Hold her."}, {"start": 950.62, "end": 952.62, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 960.62, "end": 962.62, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 968.62, "end": 970.62, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 973.62, "end": 975.62, "text": " Yo, blow with the fire!"}, {"start": 980.62, "end": 987.62, "text": " Slope?"}, {"start": 987.62, "end": 1000.62, "text": " Hey, bro, this is creepy, man."}, {"start": 1000.62, "end": 1002.62, "text": " Get in the sound of my ear."}, {"start": 1002.62, "end": 1007.62, "text": " God, Lee, what was up with that?"}, {"start": 1007.62, "end": 1011.42, "text": " It can't be slump because there's no you in it"}, {"start": 1022.34, "end": 1025.08, "text": " I'm doing slump as a throwaway word no joke"}, {"start": 1026.58, "end": 1032.0, "text": " Just to see if there's an M right there. No, there's not. Wow. Okay"}, {"start": 1037.6200000000001, "end": 1039.6200000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 1051.6200000000001, "end": 1053.6200000000001, "text": " Alex, sloop on stupid."}, {"start": 1054.6200000000001, "end": 1056.6200000000001, "text": " Get off me!"}, {"start": 1056.6200000000001, "end": 1063.6200000000001, "text": " Get off me!"}, {"start": 1063.6200000000001, "end": 1072.6200000000001, "text": " What is a sloop?"}, {"start": 1072.6200000000001, "end": 1077.6200000000001, "text": " It is a ship."}, {"start": 1077.6200000000001, "end": 1088.6200000000001, "text": " That's what all them years of playing and seeing thieves does for you, bubba."}, {"start": 1088.6200000000001, "end": 1095.6200000000001, "text": " Hey, that's what all them years of playing and seeing thieves will do for you."}, {"start": 1095.6200000000001, "end": 1101.6200000000001, "text": " Kind of some people don't know what a sloop is."}, {"start": 1101.6200000000001, "end": 1104.6200000000001, "text": " Look, I'll show you."}, {"start": 1104.6200000000001, "end": 1106.42, "text": " How about to educate y'all?"}, {"start": 1108.8600000000001, "end": 1111.5400000000002, "text": " Y'all about to get educated right here."}, {"start": 1111.5400000000002, "end": 1115.2600000000002, "text": " A sloop is a ship, a small ship."}, {"start": 1115.2600000000002, "end": 1117.7, "text": " Or no?"}, {"start": 1117.7, "end": 1122.18, "text": " Yeah, a sloop is a smaller, I mean, it's still a ship."}, {"start": 1122.18, "end": 1122.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1127.38, "end": 1129.8200000000002, "text": " Single mast and sailboat."}, {"start": 1129.8200000000002, "end": 1130.98, "text": " I mean, I'd say, yeah, overview,"}, {"start": 1130.98, "end": 1133.42, "text": " but that is what it is."}, {"start": 1134.6200000000001, "end": 1151.7800000000002, "text": " I'm a pirate man. What else can I say, chat? I'm a pirate, dude. What else can I say? Cosmic"}, {"start": 1151.7800000000002, "end": 1159.7800000000002, "text": " Earthshake with the five gift, the W Cosmic Earthshake with the five gift, thank you. Chad's"}, {"start": 1159.78, "end": 1173.42, "text": " job to do weekend this weekend. Be honest. Did y'all have a good weekend? This weekend?"}, {"start": 1176.1399999999999, "end": 1184.5, "text": " Chat the weather's finally starting to get right, bro. Oh my goodness. Chat the weather"}, {"start": 1184.5, "end": 1192.5, "text": " starting to get right. I'm Cronk. Yo, Juniebug with the five."}, {"start": 1195.54, "end": 1198.66, "text": " case there's a new card game in Roblox, please play it today."}, {"start": 1199.3, "end": 1203.54, "text": " What new card game? Why you lie?"}, {"start": 1203.54, "end": 1216.54, "text": " Your band raised, W raised, so thank you."}, {"start": 1216.54, "end": 1224.34, "text": " What is this in my ear?"}, {"start": 1224.34, "end": 1231.62, "text": " What is this in my ear?"}, {"start": 1231.6200000000001, "end": 1234.44, "text": " My mom done took over my Spotify again."}, {"start": 1234.44, "end": 1235.94, "text": " Hang on, Sloopy."}, {"start": 1238.2800000000002, "end": 1241.0400000000002, "text": " There really is a song for everything, let me tell you."}, {"start": 1241.0400000000002, "end": 1246.0400000000002, "text": " And everybody else, I'm gonna put my Sloopy down."}, {"start": 1247.8000000000002, "end": 1249.7800000000002, "text": " There really is a song."}, {"start": 1251.46, "end": 1254.3000000000002, "text": " There really is a song for everything, buddy."}, {"start": 1254.3000000000002, "end": 1255.14, "text": " Let me tell you."}, {"start": 1258.8600000000001, "end": 1261.14, "text": " Case why are you so large?"}, {"start": 1261.14, "end": 1265.5600000000002, "text": " Muscle mass, genetics, and gym."}, {"start": 1268.0200000000002, "end": 1270.38, "text": " That's why, buddy."}, {"start": 1273.42, "end": 1274.38, "text": " That's why."}, {"start": 1277.3000000000002, "end": 1279.98, "text": " Creatine time, I already took my creatine."}, {"start": 1279.98, "end": 1283.3000000000002, "text": " Well, I ain't took it, but I got it right here."}, {"start": 1283.3000000000002, "end": 1284.14, "text": " Creatine!"}, {"start": 1286.66, "end": 1289.74, "text": " Dead by day, like all the literally bad people in here."}, {"start": 1289.74, "end": 1293.5, "text": " I will, if you ever say that abomination in front of me again."}, {"start": 1296.5, "end": 1298.74, "text": " Please take that moldy hot dog steak, hope you're doing good."}, {"start": 1298.74, "end": 1301.38, "text": " Don't you ever say dead by daylight in front of me."}, {"start": 1301.38, "end": 1303.22, "text": " You done lost your mind up in here."}, {"start": 1304.54, "end": 1306.22, "text": " Dead by daylight."}, {"start": 1306.22, "end": 1308.9, "text": " Fallen Angel with the TNW, Fallen Angel with the TN."}, {"start": 1308.9, "end": 1310.26, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1310.26, "end": 1311.66, "text": " Why is your fridge blinking?"}, {"start": 1319.74, "end": 1329.74, "text": " I don't know. Let me find out."}, {"start": 1349.74, "end": 1369.46, "text": " Why is my fridge blanking?"}, {"start": 1369.46, "end": 1372.58, "text": " It's blinking PO."}, {"start": 1372.58, "end": 1374.86, "text": " I'm assuming PO means power."}, {"start": 1374.8600000000001, "end": 1385.22, "text": " It was probably when the power went off yesterday because the power goes off here all the time."}, {"start": 1385.22, "end": 1392.66, "text": " I'll sit here eating a bowl of Cheerio's last night for my last meal today, my power went"}, {"start": 1392.66, "end": 1394.66, "text": " off."}, {"start": 1394.66, "end": 1400.3000000000002, "text": " By the way, if you try to lose some weight, buy more with the fives, if you try to"}, {"start": 1400.3000000000002, "end": 1404.7, "text": " lose some weight and you still like sweet stuff, look here."}, {"start": 1404.7, "end": 1407.7, "text": " Best combination ever!"}, {"start": 1411.7, "end": 1413.7, "text": " I'm gonna put y'all over some info."}, {"start": 1414.7, "end": 1418.7, "text": " Matter of fact, I shouldn't be putting y'all over this, even though it's kind of self-explanatory."}, {"start": 1419.7, "end": 1424.7, "text": " Say you try to lose weight, but you still like some sweet stuff? Bro, look here."}, {"start": 1425.7, "end": 1428.7, "text": " You can do you a serving of Cheerios, right?"}, {"start": 1428.7, "end": 1437.38, "text": " A serving of Cheerios is 140 calories for 37 grams and you get 3 grams of protein, obviously"}, {"start": 1437.38, "end": 1443.98, "text": " the 3 grams of protein ain't nothing, but bro if you put this with a serving of Fairlife,"}, {"start": 1443.98, "end": 1448.94, "text": " a serving of Fairlife is 240 milliliters, 120 calories but the craziest part about Fairlife"}, {"start": 1448.94, "end": 1458.3200000000002, "text": " is it is 13 grams of protein 13 grams of protein and a serving of"}, {"start": 1458.3200000000002, "end": 1463.88, "text": " fair it cannot be overstated how goaded fair life is this I swear on"}, {"start": 1463.88, "end": 1467.6000000000001, "text": " everything I love this is not a plug on everything I love this is not a plug"}, {"start": 1467.6000000000001, "end": 1480.3200000000002, "text": " This is not a plug. This is this is not a plug. But I swear for literally just 240"}, {"start": 1480.3200000000002, "end": 1485.4, "text": " milliliters of milk, 120 calories at 13 grams of protein. So to put that in"}, {"start": 1485.4, "end": 1491.4800000000002, "text": " perspective you could do one bowl of cereal. That would run you 260 calories"}, {"start": 1491.48, "end": 1495.92, "text": " and 16 grams of protein for cereal."}, {"start": 1501.02, "end": 1502.7, "text": " And that's just using Cheerios."}, {"start": 1505.0, "end": 1508.3600000000001, "text": " I swear, if you're trying to get your protein in,"}, {"start": 1508.3600000000001, "end": 1510.08, "text": " are you looking at your calories?"}, {"start": 1511.04, "end": 1512.8, "text": " Come, right here."}, {"start": 1512.8, "end": 1517.8, "text": " I swear, on my life, on my life this is not a plug."}, {"start": 1517.8, "end": 1532.76, "text": " my life this is not a plug. Own my life. Own my, own my life. Fairlife is the best milk ever"}, {"start": 1532.76, "end": 1537.44, "text": " seriously. Dude I swear this right here is worth its weight in gold. Chat type one if"}, {"start": 1537.44, "end": 1543.52, "text": " you know about the Fairlife reduced fat. Blue model. Dog. I can't, I can't expri- you"}, {"start": 1543.52, "end": 1546.76, "text": " you may be thinking, oh, if it's got that good a calorie"}, {"start": 1546.76, "end": 1548.68, "text": " to protein ratio, it has to be nasty."}, {"start": 1548.68, "end": 1550.32, "text": " No, it just tastes good."}, {"start": 1551.44, "end": 1553.36, "text": " It literally, it just tastes good."}, {"start": 1556.28, "end": 1558.3799999999999, "text": " It's just good."}, {"start": 1563.2, "end": 1564.74, "text": " It's just good."}, {"start": 1566.8, "end": 1571.3, "text": " The chocolate milk, I mean, you can if you want to."}, {"start": 1573.52, "end": 1580.52, "text": " You can if you want to."}, {"start": 1580.52, "end": 1585.52, "text": " Regular's better."}, {"start": 1585.52, "end": 1589.52, "text": " Fairlife is trash. Organic Valley is where it's at."}, {"start": 1589.52, "end": 1595.52, "text": " How you gonna say this is true? Read it you dummy! How that does no universe trash!"}, {"start": 1595.52, "end": 1599.52, "text": " There is no universe man! None!"}, {"start": 1603.52, "end": 1618.96, "text": " That's borderline a protein shake literally."}, {"start": 1618.96, "end": 1621.72, "text": " My bad bra be my thought I've been cutting."}, {"start": 1621.72, "end": 1624.4, "text": " I'm trying to put y'all on some cutting hacks up in here."}, {"start": 1624.4, "end": 1625.4, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 1625.4, "end": 1627.68, "text": " You talk crazy about you talk crazy about Fairlife."}, {"start": 1627.68, "end": 1629.68, "text": " You stupid."}, {"start": 1629.68, "end": 1630.68, "text": " You straight up stupid."}, {"start": 1630.68, "end": 1631.68, "text": " This like the best thing."}, {"start": 1631.68, "end": 1634.6000000000001, "text": " It's just like a miracle in a bottle right here."}, {"start": 1634.6000000000001, "end": 1635.88, "text": " Literally, this is like something that"}, {"start": 1635.88, "end": 1638.1200000000001, "text": " would sell back in the Western days"}, {"start": 1638.1200000000001, "end": 1640.2, "text": " and they'd have everybody in the whole Wild West"}, {"start": 1640.2, "end": 1645.0, "text": " hunt down here, like a snake oil salesman."}, {"start": 1661.68, "end": 1664.68, "text": " Ooh, y'all know another recipe I got?"}, {"start": 1667.68, "end": 1671.68, "text": " Should I even give y'all another diet and cut and recipe?"}, {"start": 1671.68, "end": 1673.68, "text": " Chad, I don't think I should. Y'all don't deserve it."}, {"start": 1673.68, "end": 1675.68, "text": " I'm gonna start charging y'all for these."}, {"start": 1678.68, "end": 1680.68, "text": " I'm gonna start charging y'all for these."}, {"start": 1681.68, "end": 1684.68, "text": " You're dressed up as a glass of milk."}, {"start": 1687.68, "end": 1689.68, "text": " Yes, I need it. All right."}, {"start": 1691.68, "end": 1712.28, "text": " A lot of you may have the misconception, oh man I'm dieting, I can't have nothing that"}, {"start": 1712.28, "end": 1713.92, "text": " tastes good."}, {"start": 1713.92, "end": 1714.92, "text": " It sucks."}, {"start": 1714.92, "end": 1717.76, "text": " Diet food's nasty."}, {"start": 1717.76, "end": 1718.76, "text": " It sucks."}, {"start": 1718.76, "end": 1720.98, "text": " And for the most part, it does suck."}, {"start": 1720.98, "end": 1722.4, "text": " But what if I told you you can make"}, {"start": 1722.4, "end": 1725.32, "text": " you some literal shrimp alfredo?"}, {"start": 1725.32, "end": 1729.64, "text": " Literally shrimp alfredo for not bad protein"}, {"start": 1729.64, "end": 1730.72, "text": " to calorie ratio."}, {"start": 1730.72, "end": 1731.4, "text": " Pete this."}, {"start": 1735.84, "end": 1738.28, "text": " Pete this."}, {"start": 1738.28, "end": 1741.36, "text": " This whole meal, I'm about to run you through."}, {"start": 1741.36, "end": 1744.44, "text": " Run you 780 calories for one meal right here."}, {"start": 1744.44, "end": 1745.8799999999999, "text": " You may be thinking, oh, how can you"}, {"start": 1745.8799999999999, "end": 1747.44, "text": " do that without a Frado sauce?"}, {"start": 1747.44, "end": 1748.28, "text": " Shut up, loser."}, {"start": 1748.28, "end": 1760.16, "text": " about to tell you. Bag of great value cooked scrimp, right? A bag of great value"}, {"start": 1760.16, "end": 1769.04, "text": " cooked scrimp right here. 70 calories per serving and there's four servings in"}, {"start": 1769.04, "end": 1777.24, "text": " the entire bag. So Chad, what's 70 times four? Somebody plugged that in. 70 times"}, {"start": 1777.24, "end": 1782.14, "text": " I'm dead serious if you try to lose some weight you want you a good food that you get your protein and I'm dead serious"}, {"start": 1782.14, "end": 1786.72, "text": " You should write this down. I'm dead serious this whole bag of shrimp"}, {"start": 1787.92, "end": 1789.92, "text": " whole bag of shrimp"}, {"start": 1791.08, "end": 1793.08, "text": " 280 calories"}, {"start": 1793.92, "end": 1795.92, "text": " whole bag"}, {"start": 1797.24, "end": 1800.52, "text": " And you know what's even crazier than that what's 12 times for"}, {"start": 1803.76, "end": 1805.76, "text": " What's well times for"}, {"start": 1807.24, "end": 1823.88, "text": " 48. And you know what 48 is? 48 grams of protein. So in this whole bag of scrim, you get 280 calories"}, {"start": 1823.88, "end": 1829.28, "text": " and 48 grams of protein. Now that's great, but don't nobody just want to eat regular"}, {"start": 1829.28, "end": 1835.48, "text": " shrimp on their own. That's nasty. You're only sitting at 280 calories, Bubba. You can"}, {"start": 1835.48, "end": 1839.76, "text": " make a whole meal out of this. That's when you grab. That's when you grab you a"}, {"start": 1839.76, "end": 1849.72, "text": " box of that Barilla penny pasta right here. You go two servants, right? Two"}, {"start": 1849.72, "end": 1855.82, "text": " servants is going to run you 400 calories and 14 grams of protein. So now"}, {"start": 1855.82, "end": 1862.88, "text": " all of a sudden you're sitting at 680 calories and an astounding what's 48"}, {"start": 1862.88, "end": 1866.68, "text": " plus 14. 48 plus 14 is what?"}, {"start": 1870.92, "end": 1874.5200000000002, "text": " 62 grams of protein."}, {"start": 1877.96, "end": 1881.0800000000002, "text": " They make protein pasta. Protein pasta is disgusting. You don't need protein"}, {"start": 1881.0800000000002, "end": 1885.5200000000002, "text": " pasta. People that are afraid of carbs scare me. They're I'm afraid of them."}, {"start": 1885.7600000000002, "end": 1888.2, "text": " You have no reason to be afraid of carbs. Don't know by a lot of you."}, {"start": 1889.16, "end": 1892.0800000000002, "text": " You need no protein pasta air fall with the five."}, {"start": 1892.88, "end": 1897.88, "text": " So so far you're sitting at two servings of pasta right here. When you pour out"}, {"start": 1897.88, "end": 1900.6200000000001, "text": " the two servings of pasta it's not gonna look like a lot but when it's done"}, {"start": 1900.6200000000001, "end": 1904.2600000000002, "text": " cooking you're gonna be mixing it with this entire bag of shrimp right here so"}, {"start": 1904.2600000000002, "end": 1910.8000000000002, "text": " it comes out with a lot. Now you may be thinking okay so we're at 680 calories"}, {"start": 1910.8000000000002, "end": 1915.66, "text": " and 62 grams of protein where's all the flavoring at? Surely it's gonna be"}, {"start": 1915.66, "end": 1918.14, "text": " a million calories for Alfredo sauce."}, {"start": 1918.14, "end": 1918.98, "text": " Rock!"}, {"start": 1921.88, "end": 1926.72, "text": " You go to Walmart, get you great value Alfredo,"}, {"start": 1926.72, "end": 1929.3400000000001, "text": " you are going to be absolutely astounded"}, {"start": 1929.3400000000001, "end": 1930.88, "text": " at the calories on here."}, {"start": 1932.0600000000002, "end": 1935.3200000000002, "text": " It is 50 calories per serving,"}, {"start": 1935.3200000000002, "end": 1937.9, "text": " and I do two servings of it,"}, {"start": 1937.9, "end": 1941.8600000000001, "text": " which comes out to 124 grams of Alfredo sauce,"}, {"start": 1941.8600000000001, "end": 1943.78, "text": " which is more than enough for this,"}, {"start": 1943.78, "end": 1946.18, "text": " which brings the total to 100 calories"}, {"start": 1946.18, "end": 1949.74, "text": " just from Alfredo sauce and two extra grams of protein."}, {"start": 1949.74, "end": 1953.22, "text": " So this entire meal with Alfredo sauce"}, {"start": 1953.22, "end": 1958.22, "text": " brings you to 780 calories and 64 grams of protein"}, {"start": 1959.06, "end": 1961.06, "text": " for literal shrimp Alfredo."}, {"start": 1970.56, "end": 1971.3999999999999, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 1971.4, "end": 1978.4, "text": " So much sodium, bro. Just say you know nothing about nutrition without telling me."}, {"start": 1978.4, "end": 1982.4, "text": " Buddy, I drink a gallon and a half to two gallons of water a day. I ain't got to worry about sodium."}, {"start": 1982.4, "end": 1987.4, "text": " Once you get your water intake up, bud, you can have 200% of your daily intake of sodium"}, {"start": 1987.4, "end": 1990.4, "text": " if you drink enough water, it don't matter. Simpleton."}, {"start": 1994.4, "end": 1996.4, "text": " Nobody care about no sodium."}, {"start": 1996.4, "end": 2003.88, "text": " remind messes with the five so I'm telling you right here I'm telling you"}, {"start": 2003.88, "end": 2010.4, "text": " right here you you try to you trying to lose some weight you still want you"}, {"start": 2010.4, "end": 2016.4, "text": " some good eat three ingredients with some salt some pepper and some garlic"}, {"start": 2016.4, "end": 2023.2, "text": " powder in there beautiful matter of fact my next cookie with queso might be"}, {"start": 2023.2, "end": 2030.04, "text": " this. This is gonna be my next cookie with queso right here. I love this. And if you"}, {"start": 2030.04, "end": 2033.96, "text": " want even more, if you want more calories and more protein, you could use a"}, {"start": 2033.96, "end": 2042.16, "text": " skinless chicken breast, butterfly that thing, put it in the oven. And that's"}, {"start": 2042.16, "end": 2048.12, "text": " gonna give you over 100 something grams of protein in one meal. Otter nipples"}, {"start": 2048.12, "end": 2056.12, "text": " with the fire with shrimp. No, no, no, not with the shrimp. Just"}, {"start": 2056.12, "end": 2063.7999999999997, "text": " the chicken. I swear on everything I love, bro. But it"}, {"start": 2063.7999999999997, "end": 2066.04, "text": " needs to be in this ain't a plug. It needs to be the great"}, {"start": 2066.04, "end": 2068.92, "text": " value brand of Alfredo sauce because look here, I'm gonna"}, {"start": 2068.92, "end": 2069.4, "text": " show you something."}, {"start": 2078.12, "end": 2090.8399999999997, "text": " Look here. Don't make no mistake. You've got to look at the back of the Alfredo sauce."}, {"start": 2090.8399999999997, "end": 2094.4, "text": " You've got to look at the back of the Alfredo sauce when you get it. Because you may be"}, {"start": 2094.4, "end": 2098.6, "text": " thinking, oh, I'm going to get whatever Alfredo sauce I can. Again, you're using two servings"}, {"start": 2098.6, "end": 2103.2799999999997, "text": " of this for a total of 100 calories. But if you mess around and get a different brand,"}, {"start": 2103.28, "end": 2108.8, "text": " 100 calories per serving. So instead of just 100 calories, you'd be getting 200"}, {"start": 2108.8, "end": 2112.7200000000003, "text": " calories. That's why you got to make sure you go with the great value or a 50"}, {"start": 2112.7200000000003, "end": 2114.1600000000003, "text": " calorie per serving one."}, {"start": 2116.6800000000003, "end": 2121.0400000000004, "text": " How do I cook in the air fryer? I up dude, this is the easiest thing in the"}, {"start": 2121.0400000000004, "end": 2125.76, "text": " world to cook. All you do is boil your water for your pasta. Legitimately, how"}, {"start": 2125.76, "end": 2129.76, "text": " do I do the shrimp? I just dump in the air fryer and just hit start and I"}, {"start": 2129.76, "end": 2133.8, "text": " leave dinner for like eight minutes and the shrimp's done. It is legitimately the easiest"}, {"start": 2133.8, "end": 2137.5200000000004, "text": " thing ever after that's done and your pasta's done you put it into a bowl, weigh out the"}, {"start": 2137.52, "end": 2166.24, "text": " amount of Alfredo sauce you're using to season its own it stirring. I swear. I swear. Love"}, {"start": 2166.2400000000002, "end": 2169.6800000000003, "text": " your advice but great value using lab grown meat I don't care James I'm not"}, {"start": 2169.6800000000003, "end": 2174.6800000000003, "text": " gonna lie James I'm not gonna lie I don't care"}, {"start": 2174.6800000000003, "end": 2184.1600000000003, "text": " do you think I care if that's a real shrimp buddy that shrimp could be 3d"}, {"start": 2184.1600000000003, "end": 2190.8, "text": " printed and I'm still eating it you got me messed up lab grown matter of fact"}, {"start": 2190.8, "end": 2195.4, "text": " You're just how they gonna lab grow a shrimp. How could you even do that?"}, {"start": 2208.76, "end": 2210.96, "text": " Grow it in the lab well, I'm eating that"}, {"start": 2212.76, "end": 2216.6000000000004, "text": " What in the world is lab grown meat, I actually have no idea I"}, {"start": 2216.6, "end": 2221.6, "text": " I have no idea. It sounds like they're creating meat in the lab."}, {"start": 2223.6, "end": 2226.6, "text": " Hey, I'll eat that too. What you talking about?"}, {"start": 2227.6, "end": 2229.6, "text": " What if I don't measure it? You're cooked."}, {"start": 2230.6, "end": 2233.6, "text": " That is another piece of advice I'll give to anybody trying to lose weight."}, {"start": 2233.6, "end": 2238.6, "text": " You legitimately have to measure everything you have on a food scale before you eat it. You have to."}, {"start": 2238.6, "end": 2241.6, "text": " There's no way around it. You can't trust the bag."}, {"start": 2241.6, "end": 2247.88, "text": " You got to I'm talking everything you got to measure it all"}, {"start": 2249.7599999999998, "end": 2251.7599999999998, "text": " Cuz that bag will lie to you"}, {"start": 2252.64, "end": 2257.8399999999997, "text": " You got to make sure you give me exact grams that you trying to get"}, {"start": 2271.6, "end": 2276.8399999999997, "text": " Honey Bunch of Oats, dude, Honey Bunch of Oats are good, too."}, {"start": 2276.8399999999997, "end": 2280.16, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 2280.16, "end": 2281.72, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 2281.72, "end": 2284.24, "text": " Honey, you know what else is just good?"}, {"start": 2284.24, "end": 2287.08, "text": " Brown sugar oatmeal, man."}, {"start": 2287.08, "end": 2292.96, "text": " Brown sugar oatmeal dog."}, {"start": 2292.96, "end": 2295.6, "text": " And you know what else I put in the brown sugar oatmeal,"}, {"start": 2295.6, "end": 2298.48, "text": " too?"}, {"start": 2298.48, "end": 2306.72, "text": " fair life. This is making me realize how many calories I probably eat in a day. Now,"}, {"start": 2306.72, "end": 2309.56, "text": " if you don't care, you can eat whatever you want to eat, unless you're cut."}, {"start": 2317.56, "end": 2321.2, "text": " Do you mess with honeycomb cereal? I haven't had that in a real long time."}, {"start": 2322.4, "end": 2323.0, "text": " But yeah,"}, {"start": 2324.96, "end": 2326.84, "text": " I eat 900 calories a day."}, {"start": 2328.48, "end": 2344.48, "text": " G."}, {"start": 2344.48, "end": 2350.48, "text": " G."}, {"start": 2350.48, "end": 2354.48, "text": " A."}, {"start": 2354.48, "end": 2361.72, "text": " Do you miss what live cereal? No. I've never had live cereal. You know what cereal is low-key good, though?"}, {"start": 2363.36, "end": 2366.2, "text": " Special cane. Special cane ain't bad either."}, {"start": 2372.04, "end": 2374.68, "text": " How are you alive eating 900 calories?"}, {"start": 2375.88, "end": 2381.64, "text": " You could live off 900 calories a day. Barely. But you'd be alive."}, {"start": 2384.48, "end": 2387.16, "text": " Now, would you better be alive?"}, {"start": 2387.16, "end": 2388.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2388.92, "end": 2389.76, "text": " But you'd be alive."}, {"start": 2396.76, "end": 2397.68, "text": " Oh, me personally?"}, {"start": 2397.68, "end": 2398.92, "text": " No, I'd be dead."}, {"start": 2398.92, "end": 2401.2400000000002, "text": " I would die."}, {"start": 2401.2400000000002, "end": 2402.2400000000002, "text": " I would die."}, {"start": 2404.72, "end": 2407.52, "text": " If I was eating 900 calories a day, I'd be dead in two months."}, {"start": 2411.0, "end": 2412.72, "text": " Yeah, I'd literally be dead in two months."}, {"start": 2414.48, "end": 2426.32, "text": " I'll be dead and gone bro."}, {"start": 2426.32, "end": 2438.64, "text": " I keep hearing noises behind me dude."}, {"start": 2438.64, "end": 2446.2799999999997, "text": " I eat like 700 calories a day, but I drink sugar coffee and tons of soda, then you don't"}, {"start": 2446.2799999999997, "end": 2449.68, "text": " eat 700 calories a day."}, {"start": 2449.68, "end": 2454.68, "text": " You're drinking sugar coffee and tons of soda, you say, then you're not getting 700 calories"}, {"start": 2454.68, "end": 2455.68, "text": " a day."}, {"start": 2455.68, "end": 2456.68, "text": " Try 3700."}, {"start": 2456.68, "end": 2463.08, "text": " Big dog, them things you drank got calories in it, too."}, {"start": 2463.08, "end": 2467.48, "text": " Big dog, what you mean?"}, {"start": 2467.48, "end": 2474.48, "text": " Read my messages with a five."}, {"start": 2474.48, "end": 2475.48, "text": " Give it."}, {"start": 2475.48, "end": 2476.48, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2476.48, "end": 2477.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2477.48, "end": 2491.48, "text": " If I ate 3700 calories, I'm going on my 600 pound life."}, {"start": 2491.48, "end": 2506.8, "text": " Depends how tall you are. How to lose weight. Just eat less. You literally, it"}, {"start": 2506.8, "end": 2513.32, "text": " doesn't matter what you eat. You put your height and you put your weight into a"}, {"start": 2513.32, "end": 2518.4, "text": " you could go to Google and look up like maintenance calorie calculator. You could"}, {"start": 2518.4, "end": 2522.12, "text": " put your height, your weight, and your age into a calculator,"}, {"start": 2522.12, "end": 2525.56, "text": " it'll say your maintenance calories is like, say, 2700."}, {"start": 2525.56, "end": 2528.48, "text": " You simply just eat less than 2700 calories a day."}, {"start": 2537.8, "end": 2538.64, "text": " Now, you can eat that."}, {"start": 2538.64, "end": 2540.2400000000002, "text": " You can eat strict birthday cake all day,"}, {"start": 2540.2400000000002, "end": 2541.64, "text": " as long as you have less than that."}, {"start": 2541.64, "end": 2558.3799999999997, "text": " literally 750 calories here I eat three eggs for breakfast three for lunch and"}, {"start": 2558.3799999999997, "end": 2563.74, "text": " three for dinner and it has 61 grams of protein so all you eat in a day is nine"}, {"start": 2563.7400000000002, "end": 2583.0600000000004, "text": " eggs. Lord have mercy. Lord. Hey, I'm good on that. I'm good on that case. How can I get"}, {"start": 2583.06, "end": 2598.98, "text": " rid of cankles. I don't even know what that is. I don't even know what that is, man."}, {"start": 2598.98, "end": 2600.98, "text": " Kankles?"}, {"start": 2608.26, "end": 2610.26, "text": " Would you have like lymphedema or something?"}, {"start": 2616.9, "end": 2621.0, "text": " Isn't kankles like lymphedema where like people got like fluid on their leg?"}, {"start": 2628.98, "end": 2636.18, "text": " I ain't got cankles."}, {"start": 2636.18, "end": 2638.78, "text": " Fort in my room, please, case."}, {"start": 2638.78, "end": 2644.02, "text": " That is the one, that of all the requests I've ever had."}, {"start": 2644.02, "end": 2646.5, "text": " That is one of the most weird ones right there."}, {"start": 2646.5, "end": 2648.86, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 2648.86, "end": 2652.42, "text": " That's kind of crazy."}, {"start": 2652.42, "end": 2662.42, "text": " Hey kids, my wife, Katie and I are in the labor and delivery awaiting our son's arrival"}, {"start": 2662.42, "end": 2664.02, "text": " and future fan of your content."}, {"start": 2664.02, "end": 2665.02, "text": " Can you wish the best?"}, {"start": 2665.02, "end": 2666.02, "text": " Yo, good luck, Katie."}, {"start": 2666.02, "end": 2670.34, "text": " Make sure you got that stream going out."}, {"start": 2670.34, "end": 2676.5, "text": " Tell the doctors to pull the stream up on the screen in a room."}, {"start": 2676.5, "end": 2681.42, "text": " Good luck, Katie and Finn Wicks."}, {"start": 2681.42, "end": 2691.7000000000003, "text": " Congratulations. Happy 23rd birthday. Who was that? Happy 23rd birthday, Lexi."}, {"start": 2696.46, "end": 2700.14, "text": " The first thing it hears is K. So screaming, reloading. That would be tough."}, {"start": 2700.14, "end": 2701.06, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 2703.1, "end": 2704.26, "text": " That would be tough."}, {"start": 2711.42, "end": 2721.42, "text": " Tell me that would not be tough."}, {"start": 2721.42, "end": 2722.42, "text": " Baby's first word is tough."}, {"start": 2722.42, "end": 2735.42, "text": " Chad, what was your first word that you ever said?"}, {"start": 2735.42, "end": 2743.82, "text": " Loading baked clams."}, {"start": 2743.82, "end": 2744.32, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2748.34, "end": 2749.2200000000003, "text": " What was yours now?"}, {"start": 2749.2200000000003, "end": 2750.42, "text": " Well, I have no idea, Bob."}, {"start": 2750.42, "end": 2751.2200000000003, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 2756.2200000000003, "end": 2757.7400000000002, "text": " I have no idea what mine was."}, {"start": 2760.34, "end": 2762.06, "text": " Mine was probably like doodoo or something."}, {"start": 2765.42, "end": 2770.9, "text": " Mine was mama at four months."}, {"start": 2770.9, "end": 2772.9, "text": " That's what mine was."}, {"start": 2772.9, "end": 2773.9, "text": " Four months?"}, {"start": 2773.9, "end": 2774.9, "text": " I was talking quick."}, {"start": 2774.9, "end": 2776.9, "text": " That's why I'm a genius."}, {"start": 2776.9, "end": 2779.66, "text": " Jay, you better ready yourself."}, {"start": 2779.66, "end": 2782.98, "text": " It's time to enter the crucible again."}, {"start": 2782.98, "end": 2784.3, "text": " I'm beating this game."}, {"start": 2784.3, "end": 2786.3, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 2786.3, "end": 2790.9, "text": " I'm beating this game."}, {"start": 2790.9, "end": 2793.9, "text": " It is time to enter the crucible."}, {"start": 2796.9, "end": 2802.9, "text": " It is time for suffering to begin."}, {"start": 2803.9, "end": 2805.9, "text": " Ram with the five."}, {"start": 2809.9, "end": 2811.9, "text": " Happy birthday, Leo."}, {"start": 2812.9, "end": 2814.9, "text": " What game?"}, {"start": 2814.9, "end": 2828.1800000000003, "text": " Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to."}, {"start": 2828.1800000000003, "end": 2833.98, "text": " Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to."}, {"start": 2833.98, "end": 2834.98, "text": " Straight up."}, {"start": 2834.98, "end": 2835.98, "text": " Crucible."}, {"start": 2835.98, "end": 2843.14, "text": " I don't know what crucible means but it sounded right."}, {"start": 2843.14, "end": 2851.5, "text": " Suffering, suffering, I've got to be getting close to the end of this game."}, {"start": 2851.5, "end": 2853.2599999999998, "text": " I have to."}, {"start": 2853.2599999999998, "end": 2856.5, "text": " I've got to be getting close."}, {"start": 2856.5, "end": 2859.62, "text": " Time to get these predictions rolling again."}, {"start": 2859.62, "end": 2867.06, "text": " I'm back, baby."}, {"start": 2867.06, "end": 2869.5, "text": " Disgusting pathetic goober with the five gifted."}, {"start": 2869.5, "end": 2879.9, "text": " you. I'm back. See, it's a good thing we beat that last level. Sunday. I mean,"}, {"start": 2879.9, "end": 2884.62, "text": " uh, Friday, because look, we get to start with a pretty easy one. So that was good"}, {"start": 2884.62, "end": 2887.74, "text": " that we suffered through that last level because that is first tried this one."}, {"start": 2888.06, "end": 2894.7, "text": " Never mind. You know what I'm saying, though? We got to start one. We got to"}, {"start": 2894.7000000000003, "end": 2897.86, "text": " Wow we gotta start with a pretty easy one"}, {"start": 2901.9800000000005, "end": 2904.7000000000003, "text": " Imagine wait hold up now. I gotta get warmed up"}, {"start": 2907.4800000000005, "end": 2909.1000000000004, "text": " There it is"}, {"start": 2909.1000000000004, "end": 2911.1000000000004, "text": " Okay, there it not is"}, {"start": 2911.2000000000003, "end": 2915.0600000000004, "text": " Scooch with the tin. Thank you. Oh, I'm actually selling"}, {"start": 2916.42, "end": 2918.42, "text": " Hey with the five"}, {"start": 2919.5400000000004, "end": 2922.76, "text": " Got it. Oh wow this is bad"}, {"start": 2924.7000000000003, "end": 2934.7000000000003, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 2934.7000000000003, "end": 2947.3, "text": " Wow, the doubters about to get paid up, that's crazy."}, {"start": 2947.3, "end": 2950.1800000000003, "text": " This is more than meets the eye I swear it is."}, {"start": 2950.18, "end": 2952.04, "text": " Remind master for the five, thank you."}, {"start": 2959.54, "end": 2962.18, "text": " That's unfortunate, I got it, I like the 11th toss."}, {"start": 2962.18, "end": 2965.46, "text": " It's up, it's up, it's up, it's up,"}, {"start": 2965.46, "end": 2967.58, "text": " while you tell me."}, {"start": 2967.58, "end": 2971.46, "text": " Well, okay, this don't look too bad here."}, {"start": 2975.3399999999997, "end": 2977.62, "text": " Ooh, close!"}, {"start": 2977.62, "end": 2979.94, "text": " Theoretically, this one should be way more difficult"}, {"start": 2979.94, "end": 2983.04, "text": " the eight ball one. I'm right on it though."}, {"start": 2985.54, "end": 2988.14, "text": " See way too much mustard on that one."}, {"start": 2994.14, "end": 2994.94, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 3000.44, "end": 3001.44, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 3005.34, "end": 3008.34, "text": " Oh, Lord have mercy. How was I on it before?"}, {"start": 3009.94, "end": 3014.94, "text": " Wow, I fell off."}, {"start": 3014.94, "end": 3019.94, "text": " Oh wow, I fell off, Chad, it's over."}, {"start": 3019.94, "end": 3025.94, "text": " Why can't I not get the distance down?"}, {"start": 3025.94, "end": 3030.94, "text": " Okay, that was pretty good distance right there."}, {"start": 3030.94, "end": 3037.94, "text": " Oh, I'm holding it now!"}, {"start": 3037.94, "end": 3059.94, "text": " I have a bright idea."}, {"start": 3059.94, "end": 3068.94, "text": " Get it!"}, {"start": 3068.94, "end": 3074.62, "text": " Oh my goodness, I can't get the pattern down."}, {"start": 3074.62, "end": 3075.62, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 3075.62, "end": 3086.2200000000003, "text": " That was almost so tough!"}, {"start": 3086.2200000000003, "end": 3088.2200000000003, "text": " This is way more difficult than it looks."}, {"start": 3088.2200000000003, "end": 3091.7400000000002, "text": " I swear toasted with the five. Thank you. Not enough mustard on it"}, {"start": 3096.6600000000003, "end": 3098.6600000000003, "text": " That was almost so clean"}, {"start": 3102.1800000000003, "end": 3107.9, "text": " Lord have mercy Lord have mercy"}, {"start": 3118.2200000000003, "end": 3131.1000000000004, "text": " This is why I don't bet anymore, I don't blame you, honestly, I don't."}, {"start": 3131.1000000000004, "end": 3135.7000000000003, "text": " That was bad, that was just a bad toss, terrible toss, horrible even."}, {"start": 3135.7000000000003, "end": 3138.6600000000003, "text": " That was so unbelievably clean, it's not even funny."}, {"start": 3138.6600000000003, "end": 3141.46, "text": " That was actually so clean, it's not even funny."}, {"start": 3141.46, "end": 3143.46, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3161.46, "end": 3163.46, "text": " Okay, this should not be too bad."}, {"start": 3163.46, "end": 3165.46, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 3165.46, "end": 3167.46, "text": " First try, no matter of fact. Nope."}, {"start": 3171.46, "end": 3181.46, "text": " this should not be too bad wow I can't get the distance down today there it is"}, {"start": 3181.46, "end": 3193.02, "text": " no way that was so clean oh my goodness I'm locked"}, {"start": 3193.02, "end": 3205.66, "text": " Yeah. Okay, is this more than meets the eye right here? Because this looks kind of easy."}, {"start": 3205.66, "end": 3213.66, "text": " This might be a uh, sizzle flip method. Oh, so it is more than meets the eye. Okay,"}, {"start": 3213.66, "end": 3214.5, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 3217.94, "end": 3219.46, "text": " No it's not, I'm in there."}, {"start": 3221.14, "end": 3223.8999999999996, "text": " I am rolling through these levels man!"}, {"start": 3224.94, "end": 3225.7799999999997, "text": " Rolling!"}, {"start": 3233.2599999999998, "end": 3234.2599999999998, "text": " Oh you're kidding."}, {"start": 3236.1, "end": 3237.18, "text": " You're kidding."}, {"start": 3241.8199999999997, "end": 3243.1, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 3243.1, "end": 3244.46, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 3247.46, "end": 3250.66, "text": " I thought you could just dump it straight into the chimney."}, {"start": 3250.66, "end": 3256.98, "text": " I had absolutely no idea that we were going to be in for this."}, {"start": 3256.98, "end": 3284.7400000000002, "text": " I have an idea."}, {"start": 3284.7400000000002, "end": 3293.1000000000004, "text": " gonna work. That's gonna work. That's actually gonna work. That's actually gonna work. That"}, {"start": 3293.1000000000004, "end": 3307.94, "text": " is gonna work. That is 100% the method. That has to be the method. It has to be close."}, {"start": 3307.94, "end": 3310.7400000000002, "text": " I got to do it legitimately very last second."}, {"start": 3317.14, "end": 3318.8, "text": " Yep, that was about right."}, {"start": 3325.2200000000003, "end": 3326.06, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 3332.18, "end": 3333.86, "text": " That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it,"}, {"start": 3333.86, "end": 3335.68, "text": " that's it, that's it."}, {"start": 3337.94, "end": 3341.94, "text": " We are on the cusp! We are on the cusp!"}, {"start": 3357.94, "end": 3360.94, "text": " That was almost it. That was actually almost it."}, {"start": 3361.94, "end": 3363.94, "text": " That's it. Close."}, {"start": 3367.94, "end": 3372.94, "text": " It is legitimately on the cusp!"}, {"start": 3372.94, "end": 3377.94, "text": " Oh my goodness, we're right there."}, {"start": 3377.94, "end": 3382.94, "text": " That had been so clean. That had been so clean."}, {"start": 3391.94, "end": 3393.94, "text": " There it is. Nope."}, {"start": 3397.94, "end": 3401.62, "text": " Chad, who was on the bad list, man?"}, {"start": 3401.62, "end": 3404.62, "text": " Santa Claus dropping straight weenies down the chimney."}, {"start": 3407.28, "end": 3409.38, "text": " What did y'all do to deserve this, man?"}, {"start": 3414.02, "end": 3414.96, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 3414.96, "end": 3416.06, "text": " How was that not it?"}, {"start": 3416.06, "end": 3417.2200000000003, "text": " How was that not it?"}, {"start": 3421.14, "end": 3423.3, "text": " Oh my goodness, this is so tricky."}, {"start": 3423.3, "end": 3430.3, "text": " Whoever lives in this house is gonna have a rude awakening when they wake up tomorrow."}, {"start": 3430.3, "end": 3439.3, "text": " There's gonna be like 200 hot dogs in the fireplace."}, {"start": 3439.3, "end": 3445.5, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 3445.5, "end": 3449.98, "text": " That was so unbelievably clean I don't even know what to say."}, {"start": 3449.98, "end": 3453.1000000000004, "text": " That was so clean I don't even know what to say."}, {"start": 3453.1, "end": 3460.94, "text": " The hardest level of the day so far."}, {"start": 3460.94, "end": 3467.5, "text": " This looks relatively simple, unless they're tricking me."}, {"start": 3467.5, "end": 3469.5, "text": " This should be simple."}, {"start": 3469.5, "end": 3477.38, "text": " Okay, let me get the distance down."}, {"start": 3477.38, "end": 3478.38, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 3478.38, "end": 3479.38, "text": " In three."}, {"start": 3479.38, "end": 3480.38, "text": " In three."}, {"start": 3480.38, "end": 3482.38, "text": " Three"}, {"start": 3496.7000000000003, "end": 3498.7000000000003, "text": " I forgot to move my face cam this whole time"}, {"start": 3502.26, "end": 3504.26, "text": " Or what"}, {"start": 3510.38, "end": 3530.46, "text": " What's that prediction I wouldn't even have bad"}, {"start": 3530.46, "end": 3537.02, "text": " First try get off me"}, {"start": 3543.2200000000003, "end": 3545.2200000000003, "text": " You I get some distance on this"}, {"start": 3548.2200000000003, "end": 3550.2200000000003, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 3552.7, "end": 3554.7, "text": " Not not clean not clean I"}, {"start": 3557.82, "end": 3559.82, "text": " Gotta get my distance dude"}, {"start": 3560.46, "end": 3564.46, "text": " How was I getting so much distance before?"}, {"start": 3564.46, "end": 3566.46, "text": " This is like a cross the..."}, {"start": 3566.46, "end": 3569.46, "text": " Dude, this is like..."}, {"start": 3569.46, "end": 3572.46, "text": " This is like a cross the map."}, {"start": 3572.46, "end": 3574.46, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 3581.46, "end": 3584.46, "text": " There it is. Unbelievable."}, {"start": 3584.46, "end": 3609.46, "text": " I am on a roll tonight, baby! Get it first try! Why not? Wait what? Wait what?"}, {"start": 3614.46, "end": 3626.2200000000003, "text": " I like actually I think I have to watch it all the way across"}, {"start": 3626.2200000000003, "end": 3652.46, "text": " I can't get my distance off there it is close"}, {"start": 3656.2200000000003, "end": 3660.1200000000003, "text": " I thought this level was going to be easy."}, {"start": 3660.1200000000003, "end": 3663.2400000000002, "text": " I didn't realize it was that much of a slope."}, {"start": 3663.2400000000002, "end": 3664.2400000000002, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 3664.2400000000002, "end": 3667.0000000000005, "text": " There it..."}, {"start": 3667.0000000000005, "end": 3670.1600000000003, "text": " What more do you want from me right there?"}, {"start": 3670.1600000000003, "end": 3671.1600000000003, "text": " That?"}, {"start": 3671.1600000000003, "end": 3672.1600000000003, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 3672.1600000000003, "end": 3673.1600000000003, "text": " There's no way!"}, {"start": 3673.16, "end": 3698.2799999999997, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 3698.28, "end": 3699.5600000000004, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 3699.5600000000004, "end": 3700.4, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 3703.88, "end": 3705.5600000000004, "text": " Babe, that has to be it."}, {"start": 3705.5600000000004, "end": 3706.86, "text": " It's not."}, {"start": 3706.86, "end": 3707.98, "text": " This is unbelievable."}, {"start": 3713.48, "end": 3715.46, "text": " How was, because before I was able to throw it"}, {"start": 3715.46, "end": 3716.6800000000003, "text": " almost all the way across the screen,"}, {"start": 3716.6800000000003, "end": 3717.88, "text": " I had to do that here."}, {"start": 3718.92, "end": 3721.52, "text": " I legitimately had to make it like maximum power"}, {"start": 3721.52, "end": 3723.2200000000003, "text": " to get it where it needs to go."}, {"start": 3728.28, "end": 3752.6400000000003, "text": " the tongue wait really that was actually close that was actually close wait a minute"}, {"start": 3752.64, "end": 3767.72, "text": " No, the tongue doesn't make it stay."}, {"start": 3767.72, "end": 3769.22, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 3769.22, "end": 3770.22, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 3770.22, "end": 3771.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3771.22, "end": 3782.2, "text": " I thought they were hitting us with another easy one."}, {"start": 3782.2000000000003, "end": 3792.2400000000002, "text": " but they're not there it is that way it did so clean that should have stayed"}, {"start": 3800.6800000000003, "end": 3807.0400000000004, "text": " right there oh my goodness this is insane chat"}, {"start": 3807.04, "end": 3814.64, "text": " It's getting so close to just staying."}, {"start": 3814.64, "end": 3817.14, "text": " It's getting so close."}, {"start": 3817.14, "end": 3818.14, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 3818.14, "end": 3821.14, "text": " That has to be it."}, {"start": 3821.14, "end": 3831.14, "text": " I'm not going to be able to"}, {"start": 3831.14, "end": 3837.14, "text": " chat. Come on about to ban"}, {"start": 3837.14, "end": 3842.14, "text": " somebody. Who wants to get"}, {"start": 3842.14, "end": 3846.14, "text": " voluntarily banned?"}, {"start": 3846.14, "end": 3848.46, "text": " That was the closest I've gotten so far, I think."}, {"start": 3853.98, "end": 3856.48, "text": " You have to be kidding me."}, {"start": 3859.7999999999997, "end": 3862.68, "text": " I think it legitimately just has to land perfectly."}, {"start": 3862.68, "end": 3864.22, "text": " It just has to land perfectly."}, {"start": 3867.96, "end": 3868.8799999999997, "text": " That should have been it."}, {"start": 3868.8799999999997, "end": 3870.18, "text": " That should have been it."}, {"start": 3870.1800000000003, "end": 3883.4800000000005, "text": " that should have been it. Okay, so to five. Because I don't know if I can possibly get"}, {"start": 3883.4800000000005, "end": 3896.6400000000003, "text": " enough power to throw it over the thing. You know what I mean? Have I ever thrown it"}, {"start": 3896.64, "end": 3904.72, "text": " complete me full across the screen before I just did it oh my goodness I just did it oh my goodness I"}, {"start": 3904.72, "end": 3909.12, "text": " just did it oh my goodness"}, {"start": 3926.64, "end": 3930.64, "text": " This looks easy. Is it easy?"}, {"start": 3930.64, "end": 3934.64, "text": " Something's telling me there's more to this than meets the eye here."}, {"start": 3934.64, "end": 3938.64, "text": " That was close."}, {"start": 3942.64, "end": 3944.64, "text": " That was also close."}, {"start": 3948.64, "end": 3950.64, "text": " That was also close."}, {"start": 3956.64, "end": 3959.64, "text": " That was unbelievably close."}, {"start": 3963.14, "end": 3965.14, "text": " Oh man, it's right there."}, {"start": 3969.64, "end": 3972.64, "text": " That was so clean, man!"}, {"start": 3986.64, "end": 3988.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3988.64, "end": 3996.64, "text": " The arm is... wait, what?"}, {"start": 3996.64, "end": 4001.64, "text": " You can't land it over the arm. No way."}, {"start": 4001.64, "end": 4005.64, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 4005.64, "end": 4011.64, "text": " You can't hit the arm."}, {"start": 4011.64, "end": 4023.64, "text": " It doesn't matter because I got it anyway."}, {"start": 4023.64, "end": 4028.7799999999997, "text": " You're joking with that."}, {"start": 4028.7799999999997, "end": 4029.7799999999997, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 4029.7799999999997, "end": 4040.96, "text": " Chad, I'm actually- I am- this is crazy tonight."}, {"start": 4040.96, "end": 4043.4, "text": " I am actually crazy with it tonight."}, {"start": 4046.2, "end": 4048.64, "text": " Like it's insane what's going on here."}, {"start": 4057.64, "end": 4058.48, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 4058.48, "end": 4061.88, "text": " Absolutely beautiful."}, {"start": 4067.44, "end": 4069.88, "text": " Well, chat, you better go get a snack, buddy."}, {"start": 4070.96, "end": 4082.96, "text": " Well, y'all better go get a snack and whatever else you need because you better get ready"}, {"start": 4082.96, "end": 4087.96, "text": " to buckle in, bud."}, {"start": 4087.96, "end": 4090.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4090.96, "end": 4094.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4094.96, "end": 4104.1, "text": " Yeah, this might be the last level in the game right here check I think this might be the last level in the game right here"}, {"start": 4104.1, "end": 4106.1, "text": " No, Joe"}, {"start": 4114.38, "end": 4116.38, "text": " This this is"}, {"start": 4121.02, "end": 4124.74, "text": " This is unbelievable this is actually unbelievable here"}, {"start": 4124.96, "end": 4138.44, "text": " I'm not even getting close."}, {"start": 4138.44, "end": 4140.72, "text": " Okay that was close."}, {"start": 4140.72, "end": 4149.88, "text": " Ted, are you up channel points or down channel points right now?"}, {"start": 4149.88, "end": 4157.32, "text": " A lot of people are up."}, {"start": 4157.32, "end": 4158.32, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 4158.32, "end": 4167.76, "text": " I'm trying to get the, I'm trying to get the method home down here."}, {"start": 4167.76, "end": 4173.32, "text": " This is very tough, very tough."}, {"start": 4173.32, "end": 4175.36, "text": " This is going to wind up being the most difficult level yet."}, {"start": 4175.36, "end": 4179.68, "text": " It's going to be more difficult than the break level and the, what was the other"}, {"start": 4179.68, "end": 4195.400000000001, "text": " level that was absolutely terrible the spinning board level. I actually have an"}, {"start": 4195.400000000001, "end": 4202.52, "text": " idea. You see that? That could have worked."}, {"start": 4202.52, "end": 4207.360000000001, "text": " That's the idea I'm going for right there hold up"}, {"start": 4213.4800000000005, "end": 4215.4800000000005, "text": " See"}, {"start": 4223.0, "end": 4225.0, "text": " Close"}, {"start": 4227.120000000001, "end": 4229.120000000001, "text": " Close"}, {"start": 4232.52, "end": 4238.4400000000005, "text": " There's almost 700 levels. I don't believe that for a Mississippi second, buddy."}, {"start": 4248.68, "end": 4251.88, "text": " That could have been it. That could have been it. That could have been it."}, {"start": 4254.92, "end": 4257.080000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm on it now. I'm on it now."}, {"start": 4257.08, "end": 4259.08, "text": " I am on it now."}, {"start": 4273.08, "end": 4277.08, "text": " I had it. I had it. I understand. I understand."}, {"start": 4281.08, "end": 4283.08, "text": " I understand. Did you see that?"}, {"start": 4287.08, "end": 4293.8, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 4293.8, "end": 4294.8, "text": " This is insane."}, {"start": 4294.8, "end": 4295.8, "text": " This level is insane."}, {"start": 4295.8, "end": 4301.88, "text": " They're like, oh, you don't have too much fun tonight, you don't beat 10 levels already."}, {"start": 4301.88, "end": 4302.88, "text": " Give them the nail."}, {"start": 4302.88, "end": 4303.88, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 4303.88, "end": 4304.88, "text": " The nail."}, {"start": 4304.88, "end": 4319.8, "text": " The nail."}, {"start": 4319.8, "end": 4325.72, "text": " It's so hard to get the distance down."}, {"start": 4325.72, "end": 4333.52, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4333.52, "end": 4339.52, "text": " I'm trying to figure out what my best plan of attack would be for this one."}, {"start": 4348.52, "end": 4350.52, "text": " Chat, this is..."}, {"start": 4353.52, "end": 4355.52, "text": " There's no easy way to put it. This is rough."}, {"start": 4357.52, "end": 4359.52, "text": " This is rough."}, {"start": 4359.52, "end": 4365.38, "text": " What does dude just say?"}, {"start": 4365.38, "end": 4367.9800000000005, "text": " I think you're supposed to land it on the nail."}, {"start": 4367.9800000000005, "end": 4371.540000000001, "text": " Yeah, your band."}, {"start": 4371.540000000001, "end": 4372.040000000001, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 4378.02, "end": 4389.34, "text": " The question is, I wonder how much surface area for margin"}, {"start": 4389.34, "end": 4396.56, "text": " for error there is on the top of the nail. Like I wonder if it has to be framed perfect."}, {"start": 4396.56, "end": 4419.18, "text": " That's my question. Don't worry, I'm going to nail it."}, {"start": 4419.18, "end": 4436.38, "text": " close. Okay. I just saw a vision. This one's not going to take as long as you may think."}, {"start": 4436.38, "end": 4459.3, "text": " there right there I'm down 20k oh I'm trying close close you see the finesse"}, {"start": 4459.3, "end": 4467.74, "text": " Okay, so now I'm getting out of hand."}, {"start": 4467.74, "end": 4472.62, "text": " Just getting out of hand here."}, {"start": 4472.62, "end": 4473.62, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 4473.62, "end": 4478.820000000001, "text": " I'm on the cusp."}, {"start": 4478.820000000001, "end": 4479.820000000001, "text": " I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 4479.820000000001, "end": 4482.9400000000005, "text": " I'm on the cusp."}, {"start": 4482.9400000000005, "end": 4483.9400000000005, "text": " That's crazy, Chad."}, {"start": 4483.9400000000005, "end": 4488.1, "text": " I was flying through those levels and then they hit me with this."}, {"start": 4488.1, "end": 4490.5, "text": " They knew, they knew I was getting too quick with it."}, {"start": 4490.5, "end": 4495.0, "text": " They knew, that was terrible."}, {"start": 4498.06, "end": 4499.56, "text": " They knew I was getting too close."}, {"start": 4499.56, "end": 4502.280000000001, "text": " They knew they had to stop me,"}, {"start": 4504.740000000001, "end": 4508.9800000000005, "text": " but they can't because they call me John Sausageman."}, {"start": 4508.9800000000005, "end": 4515.9800000000005, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 4515.9800000000005, "end": 4523.26, "text": " That act, there's a universal that, unironically, could have been it."}, {"start": 4523.26, "end": 4526.900000000001, "text": " There was a universal that could have been it."}, {"start": 4526.900000000001, "end": 4529.900000000001, "text": " Almost nailed it."}, {"start": 4529.900000000001, "end": 4535.46, "text": " Okay, we're there, though."}, {"start": 4535.46, "end": 4536.46, "text": " We're there."}, {"start": 4536.46, "end": 4538.46, "text": " There ain't no doubt about it. We are there."}, {"start": 4540.76, "end": 4542.76, "text": " We're there!"}, {"start": 4551.62, "end": 4554.58, "text": " Yeah, we're there. I can just tell we're there."}, {"start": 4557.88, "end": 4559.88, "text": " Do you see how close I'm getting?"}, {"start": 4562.94, "end": 4564.94, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 4566.46, "end": 4579.96, "text": " He's back with another five gifted with the five gifted. Thank you. Who just said not even close?"}, {"start": 4579.96, "end": 4588.96, "text": " You lie."}, {"start": 4588.96, "end": 4591.84, "text": " type one if you've been here for the whole sausage saga."}, {"start": 4599.16, "end": 4602.36, "text": " I'm telling y'all this is not as far away as you may think."}, {"start": 4603.76, "end": 4605.96, "text": " I'm dead serious, this looks impossible,"}, {"start": 4605.96, "end": 4607.84, "text": " but for some reason I have a feeling"}, {"start": 4607.84, "end": 4610.72, "text": " that this is not as far away as you may think it is."}, {"start": 4614.6, "end": 4616.4800000000005, "text": " See, do you see?"}, {"start": 4618.96, "end": 4621.96, "text": " My cat's trying to chase the sausage on my TV."}, {"start": 4623.96, "end": 4625.96, "text": " At least somebody's getting enjoyment."}, {"start": 4643.96, "end": 4644.96, "text": " Eat up!"}, {"start": 4644.96, "end": 4646.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4674.96, "end": 4681.96, "text": " I'm not a child of friendship."}, {"start": 4681.96, "end": 4688.96, "text": " I'm not a child of friendship."}, {"start": 4688.96, "end": 4693.96, "text": " I'm not a child of friendship."}, {"start": 4693.96, "end": 4695.96, "text": " Unbelievable!"}, {"start": 4698.96, "end": 4700.96, "text": " Don't have mercy with the sign!"}, {"start": 4700.96, "end": 4713.74, "text": " What on this planet earth could to pay out? Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4713.74, "end": 4723.3, "text": " Some feelings are about to be heard in here. 82 million on no by the way. Being with the"}, {"start": 4723.3, "end": 4743.820000000001, "text": " five. There was six people that won 4.8 million channel points. And these two only put a hundred"}, {"start": 4743.82, "end": 4754.0199999999995, "text": " Cayenne and 1.9 million. Absolutely unfathomable come up. Oh my goodness. I was"}, {"start": 4754.0199999999995, "end": 4758.62, "text": " sitting there trying to tell y'all I said dude this may look crazy right here but"}, {"start": 4758.62, "end": 4762.82, "text": " for some reason I have a feeling that it is not as far away as you may think"}, {"start": 4762.82, "end": 4769.0199999999995, "text": " it is but y'all wouldn't listen. I told y'all they better give me like multiple"}, {"start": 4769.02, "end": 4777.9400000000005, "text": " easy levels now multiple easy ones this is not going to be easy yeah this is not"}, {"start": 4777.9400000000005, "end": 4782.860000000001, "text": " going to be easy at all J with the five"}, {"start": 4784.620000000001, "end": 4787.14, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 4790.5, "end": 4793.5, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 4793.5, "end": 4805.82, "text": " That was way too much mustard on it."}, {"start": 4805.82, "end": 4808.18, "text": " Okay, this is tricky right here."}, {"start": 4808.18, "end": 4813.02, "text": " It was like the butter one."}, {"start": 4813.02, "end": 4822.22, "text": " Okay, this is going to be tricky."}, {"start": 4822.22, "end": 4844.900000000001, "text": " for anybody else it would be wait what wait what happened wait what happened"}, {"start": 4844.900000000001, "end": 4846.900000000001, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 4848.900000000001, "end": 4850.900000000001, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 4859.900000000001, "end": 4861.900000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4861.900000000001, "end": 4877.900000000001, "text": " I looked away. That was like the Nick Young three point shot where he celebrated and he"}, {"start": 4877.900000000001, "end": 4883.900000000001, "text": " He looked back and it was gone."}, {"start": 4883.900000000001, "end": 4884.900000000001, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 4884.900000000001, "end": 4909.900000000001, "text": " That is ridiculous, dude!"}, {"start": 4909.900000000001, "end": 4910.900000000001, "text": " It stayed."}, {"start": 4914.9800000000005, "end": 4917.540000000001, "text": " I even waited a second after it swinned"}, {"start": 4917.540000000001, "end": 4920.3, "text": " to make sure it wasn't gonna fall."}, {"start": 4920.3, "end": 4922.3, "text": " Look, it has stayed."}, {"start": 4939.900000000001, "end": 4961.620000000001, "text": " That is that that that that disturbs me greatly."}, {"start": 4961.620000000001, "end": 4969.26, "text": " That disturbs me greatly."}, {"start": 4969.26, "end": 4972.26, "text": " I can't believe that. It stayed. It literally stayed."}, {"start": 4975.16, "end": 4976.46, "text": " Got it. No."}, {"start": 4981.66, "end": 4983.66, "text": " There it is. Close."}, {"start": 4991.360000000001, "end": 4992.06, "text": " Too easy."}, {"start": 4992.06, "end": 4993.700000000001, "text": " Hahahaha!"}, {"start": 4993.700000000001, "end": 4996.3, "text": " It's up to you, that's all."}, {"start": 4996.3, "end": 4998.3, "text": " I've got more to do!"}, {"start": 4998.3, "end": 5001.42, "text": " Complete all basic levels, what does that mean?"}, {"start": 5001.9800000000005, "end": 5005.06, "text": " Extra level one. Wait, what?"}, {"start": 5009.26, "end": 5010.46, "text": " Too easy."}, {"start": 5011.820000000001, "end": 5014.5, "text": " It's up to you, that's all."}, {"start": 5014.5, "end": 5017.5, "text": " I've got more to do!"}, {"start": 5018.820000000001, "end": 5021.3, "text": " Have you completed all the levels?"}, {"start": 5022.06, "end": 5033.9800000000005, "text": " I mean, I got an achievement for it, so I guess I have."}, {"start": 5033.9800000000005, "end": 5034.9800000000005, "text": " You're awesome."}, {"start": 5034.9800000000005, "end": 5039.860000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5039.860000000001, "end": 5041.860000000001, "text": " Are these the credits?"}, {"start": 5041.86, "end": 5053.259999999999, "text": " Do come on."}, {"start": 5053.259999999999, "end": 5054.259999999999, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 5054.259999999999, "end": 5055.259999999999, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 5055.259999999999, "end": 5069.179999999999, "text": " I was about to say that could have got bad right there."}, {"start": 5069.18, "end": 5084.34, "text": " you for playing my game. You're welcome. The rules for the extra levels are, wait, what"}, {"start": 5084.34, "end": 5091.34, "text": " Wait, what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 5091.34, "end": 5104.34, "text": " I put messages anywhere and you do what you do."}, {"start": 5104.34, "end": 5111.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5111.34, "end": 5113.34, "text": " uh-oh"}, {"start": 5118.46, "end": 5120.46, "text": " i'm locked in"}, {"start": 5121.5, "end": 5123.26, "text": " each"}, {"start": 5123.34, "end": 5129.900000000001, "text": " This one is easy this doesn't i gotta get some distance on this one. That's not that easy"}, {"start": 5134.38, "end": 5136.38, "text": " Hold up"}, {"start": 5138.54, "end": 5140.06, "text": " Got it"}, {"start": 5140.06, "end": 5140.900000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5144.700000000001, "end": 5145.54, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 5146.9400000000005, "end": 5147.780000000001, "text": " Beautiful!"}, {"start": 5155.38, "end": 5157.26, "text": " Oh, this one's..."}, {"start": 5157.26, "end": 5159.740000000001, "text": " This one's... This one should be easy right here."}, {"start": 5160.820000000001, "end": 5163.9800000000005, "text": " I feel like they're setting me up for something. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 5163.9800000000005, "end": 5166.18, "text": " I feel like they are setting me up for something."}, {"start": 5170.06, "end": 5175.06, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 5175.06, "end": 5180.06, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 5180.06, "end": 5185.06, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 5185.06, "end": 5190.06, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 5190.06, "end": 5194.06, "text": " That's the most tragic thing I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 5194.06, "end": 5199.06, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 5199.06, "end": 5201.06, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 5201.06, "end": 5203.06, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 5215.06, "end": 5217.06, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5225.06, "end": 5227.06, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 5227.06, "end": 5227.900000000001, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 5231.660000000001, "end": 5232.5, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 5233.38, "end": 5235.780000000001, "text": " Oh no, come on, it's right there."}, {"start": 5237.780000000001, "end": 5238.620000000001, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 5239.580000000001, "end": 5240.42, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5244.660000000001, "end": 5246.22, "text": " Too much relish."}, {"start": 5254.38, "end": 5255.780000000001, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 5255.780000000001, "end": 5256.780000000001, "text": " You'll love to see it."}, {"start": 5257.06, "end": 5274.700000000001, "text": " I'm locked in on this one I'm locked in on this one oh I'm right there on that"}, {"start": 5276.620000000001, "end": 5285.660000000001, "text": " you actually got to get some mustard on this one I'm talking some mustard"}, {"start": 5287.06, "end": 5287.56, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 5292.04, "end": 5292.700000000001, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 5293.780000000001, "end": 5295.9400000000005, "text": " I mean, BEAUTIFUL, DUDE!"}, {"start": 5297.8, "end": 5298.4400000000005, "text": " HEATCHON!"}, {"start": 5299.9800000000005, "end": 5300.4800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5313.22, "end": 5313.72, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 5314.06, "end": 5314.900000000001, "text": " What are they doing?"}, {"start": 5317.06, "end": 5324.06, "text": " Oh, dude."}, {"start": 5324.06, "end": 5330.06, "text": " It doesn't matter what you throw at me."}, {"start": 5330.06, "end": 5336.06, "text": " Boiled potato with the five or the ten, thank you."}, {"start": 5336.06, "end": 5342.06, "text": " Wow, this is a long way away."}, {"start": 5342.06, "end": 5344.06, "text": " Still overshot it somehow"}, {"start": 5348.02, "end": 5350.02, "text": " Overshot it again"}, {"start": 5353.1, "end": 5355.1, "text": " Overshot it again"}, {"start": 5360.06, "end": 5362.06, "text": " Oh that was almost it"}, {"start": 5364.9800000000005, "end": 5366.9800000000005, "text": " Nope"}, {"start": 5366.9800000000005, "end": 5375.9800000000005, "text": " Nope. Nope."}, {"start": 5375.9800000000005, "end": 5380.9800000000005, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 5380.9800000000005, "end": 5383.9800000000005, "text": " Too much. Wow."}, {"start": 5383.9800000000005, "end": 5387.9800000000005, "text": " Chad, that's a far way away, bro."}, {"start": 5387.9800000000005, "end": 5393.9800000000005, "text": " That's a long way away."}, {"start": 5393.9800000000005, "end": 5394.9800000000005, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 5397.9800000000005, "end": 5398.9800000000005, "text": " Got it, though."}, {"start": 5399.9800000000005, "end": 5400.9800000000005, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5404.9800000000005, "end": 5405.9800000000005, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 5406.9800000000005, "end": 5407.9800000000005, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 5419.9800000000005, "end": 5420.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, no, not this again."}, {"start": 5423.9800000000005, "end": 5428.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 5428.9800000000005, "end": 5433.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, no, not this again."}, {"start": 5433.9800000000005, "end": 5438.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 5438.9800000000005, "end": 5443.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 5443.9800000000005, "end": 5448.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 5448.9800000000005, "end": 5475.160000000001, "text": " Don't do this!"}, {"start": 5475.16, "end": 5477.16, "text": " Oh, do not do this! No!"}, {"start": 5485.66, "end": 5487.66, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 5501.16, "end": 5502.16, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 5505.16, "end": 5509.16, "text": " Not too hot for me, buddy. I'm even overshooting that."}, {"start": 5512.16, "end": 5514.16, "text": " Queer overshooting it!"}, {"start": 5522.16, "end": 5527.16, "text": " That was so tough. That was so tough, Chad! Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 5527.16, "end": 5536.16, "text": " Oh, so this is like a butter one?"}, {"start": 5536.16, "end": 5539.16, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5539.16, "end": 5541.16, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5541.16, "end": 5542.16, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5556.16, "end": 5557.16, "text": " Does it matter?"}, {"start": 5557.16, "end": 5560.16, "text": " It doesn't matter!"}, {"start": 5560.16, "end": 5564.16, "text": " I am crazy today!"}, {"start": 5564.16, "end": 5591.32, "text": " Oh, that was insane. Hold up. Yeah, there's no resistance on that. Oh, it still doesn't"}, {"start": 5591.32, "end": 5593.32, "text": " matter does it"}, {"start": 5621.32, "end": 5641.32, "text": " Oh, wow, that's unbelievably far."}, {"start": 5641.32, "end": 5644.82, "text": " That is actually unbelievably far."}, {"start": 5647.32, "end": 5648.32, "text": " Unbelievably far."}, {"start": 5652.32, "end": 5653.82, "text": " And I'm still almost there."}, {"start": 5657.32, "end": 5658.82, "text": " Still almost there."}, {"start": 5662.32, "end": 5667.32, "text": " That is by far the farthest one I've had yet."}, {"start": 5671.32, "end": 5676.32, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 5676.32, "end": 5681.32, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 5681.32, "end": 5686.32, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 5686.32, "end": 5691.32, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 5691.32, "end": 5717.679999999999, "text": " there was no chance on that one final boss this might be final boss"}, {"start": 5717.68, "end": 5724.68, "text": " There's no way I overshot it."}, {"start": 5724.68, "end": 5729.68, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 5729.68, "end": 5743.68, "text": " Oh my goodness, I can't get the distance."}, {"start": 5743.68, "end": 5750.68, "text": " Oh, give me a do that."}, {"start": 5750.68, "end": 5752.18, "text": " Bruh!"}, {"start": 5752.18, "end": 5756.1, "text": " Blizzard with the five."}, {"start": 5756.1, "end": 5757.1, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 5757.1, "end": 5760.1, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 5760.1, "end": 5773.6, "text": " Chad, this is like maximum distance that I somehow overshot."}, {"start": 5773.6, "end": 5800.92, "text": " shot it. Oh my goodness. Purple panda with the five. Chat help."}, {"start": 5803.6, "end": 5813.6, "text": " Okay, there it is, there it is, I got it."}, {"start": 5813.6, "end": 5828.72, "text": " Oh yeah, I'm on it now."}, {"start": 5828.72, "end": 5831.68, "text": " I was on such a good streak, I was on such a good streak."}, {"start": 5834.22, "end": 5836.92, "text": " I understand it now though, I do understand it now."}, {"start": 5838.72, "end": 5840.42, "text": " Told you, I told you!"}, {"start": 5840.42, "end": 5841.26, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 5845.820000000001, "end": 5846.66, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 5855.320000000001, "end": 5856.16, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 5858.72, "end": 5865.72, "text": " Got it! That has to be it! I'm sick to my stomach. I'm sick to my stomach."}, {"start": 5871.72, "end": 5875.72, "text": " No, too far back. It's all in the swing on this one. It's all in the drop."}, {"start": 5876.72, "end": 5879.72, "text": " It's due to this level. It's all in the drop."}, {"start": 5882.72, "end": 5886.72, "text": " See, you have to have a perfectly flat drop. Right there."}, {"start": 5886.72, "end": 5890.22, "text": " There, but two, two, two, two, two, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 5894.2, "end": 5895.2, "text": " This is insane."}, {"start": 5898.2, "end": 5899.04, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 5899.04, "end": 5900.16, "text": " I didn't need to be humbled though, Chad."}, {"start": 5900.16, "end": 5901.740000000001, "text": " I was flying through every level."}, {"start": 5903.4400000000005, "end": 5905.0, "text": " I didn't need to be humbled."}, {"start": 5905.0, "end": 5906.320000000001, "text": " That's sickening."}, {"start": 5916.72, "end": 5921.72, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 5921.72, "end": 5926.72, "text": " Chatroom on the cusp."}, {"start": 5926.72, "end": 5934.72, "text": " Which level is more difficult? This one or the nail? The nail was ridiculous."}, {"start": 5934.72, "end": 5939.72, "text": " Not enough mustard on that nail."}, {"start": 5939.72, "end": 5954.72, "text": " Not enough muscle on it, not enough muscle on it, oh my goodness, it's crazy."}, {"start": 5954.72, "end": 5959.72, "text": " Yeah, I'm about to get butt naked."}, {"start": 5959.72, "end": 5965.72, "text": " Yeah, butt naked, about to happen."}, {"start": 5965.72, "end": 5968.72, "text": " Yeah, it's on the verge of happening."}, {"start": 5971.72, "end": 5973.72, "text": " Chad, it's on the verge of happening, I swear."}, {"start": 5976.72, "end": 5978.72, "text": " Lloyd! Lloyd!"}, {"start": 5982.72, "end": 5984.72, "text": " Oh my goodness, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 5986.72, "end": 5987.72, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 5988.72, "end": 5991.72, "text": " I can't believe what they're doing, critical with the five."}, {"start": 5991.72, "end": 5998.6, "text": " I can't believe what they're doing."}, {"start": 5998.6, "end": 5999.6, "text": " That is 100% it."}, {"start": 5999.6, "end": 6011.64, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 6011.64, "end": 6013.280000000001, "text": " I have a single point left."}, {"start": 6013.280000000001, "end": 6019.12, "text": " Well, if you want to gain some points, put it in believe."}, {"start": 6019.12, "end": 6024.96, "text": " Because within the next 10 throws, I will be getting it."}, {"start": 6024.96, "end": 6029.4, "text": " I'm on the cusp."}, {"start": 6029.4, "end": 6035.88, "text": " As you can tell, see how close that was right there?"}, {"start": 6035.88, "end": 6040.4, "text": " Did you see how close that was?"}, {"start": 6040.4, "end": 6041.4, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 6041.4, "end": 6043.5199999999995, "text": " How am I overshooting this?"}, {"start": 6043.5199999999995, "end": 6045.5199999999995, "text": " How was that even physically possible?"}, {"start": 6045.52, "end": 6057.280000000001, "text": " I don't even know how that's physically possible to overshoot this."}, {"start": 6057.280000000001, "end": 6058.280000000001, "text": " Explain it, Chad."}, {"start": 6058.280000000001, "end": 6059.280000000001, "text": " Give me an algorithm."}, {"start": 6059.280000000001, "end": 6064.320000000001, "text": " Give me a math equation that explains the exact dimensions of how I can overshoot this"}, {"start": 6064.32, "end": 6066.32, "text": " so I can adjust."}, {"start": 6076.82, "end": 6078.32, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 6078.32, "end": 6079.32, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 6079.32, "end": 6081.32, "text": " And it was perfect!"}, {"start": 6081.32, "end": 6088.32, "text": " Oh my goodness, Gigi."}, {"start": 6088.32, "end": 6095.32, "text": " Oh my goodness, Gigi."}, {"start": 6095.32, "end": 6101.32, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 6101.32, "end": 6105.32, "text": " Bruh!"}, {"start": 6105.32, "end": 6106.32, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 6110.32, "end": 6111.32, "text": " Bruh!"}, {"start": 6120.32, "end": 6122.32, "text": " No way, no way, no way."}, {"start": 6125.32, "end": 6126.32, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 6135.32, "end": 6142.32, "text": " I hit the block."}, {"start": 6142.32, "end": 6152.5599999999995, "text": " Wait, what did you say, what did you say, hold up."}, {"start": 6152.5599999999995, "end": 6164.32, "text": " You need a velocity of 5.3 and an arc of 6.7332, you got that, got it, noted."}, {"start": 6164.32, "end": 6165.599999999999, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I'm starting to hone it in now."}, {"start": 6165.599999999999, "end": 6166.44, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6169.0599999999995, "end": 6170.5, "text": " Yeah, you see that right there?"}, {"start": 6170.5, "end": 6171.34, "text": " Noted."}, {"start": 6180.2, "end": 6181.24, "text": " That looked a lot better."}, {"start": 6181.24, "end": 6182.48, "text": " That looked a lot better."}, {"start": 6184.679999999999, "end": 6187.92, "text": " Oh, I'm hitting the block every time now."}, {"start": 6190.44, "end": 6193.04, "text": " Closest one yet, closest one yet, closest one yet."}, {"start": 6194.32, "end": 6203.08, "text": " Yeah, we're on the cusp. We are on the cusp. Never mind. I fell off."}, {"start": 6205.2, "end": 6208.2, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 6210.2, "end": 6213.2, "text": " Oh! No!"}, {"start": 6214.7, "end": 6219.7, "text": " This one is actually physically impossible to overshoot."}, {"start": 6224.32, "end": 6226.32, "text": " Zombie with the five."}, {"start": 6229.32, "end": 6232.32, "text": " None of them muster all that would have been so clean, though."}, {"start": 6254.32, "end": 6274.4, "text": " I can't believe how close that was right there."}, {"start": 6274.4, "end": 6275.84, "text": " I can't believe how close that was right there."}, {"start": 6275.84, "end": 6281.08, "text": " Chad, I can't believe it."}, {"start": 6281.08, "end": 6286.08, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 6286.08, "end": 6291.08, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 6296.08, "end": 6301.08, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 6301.08, "end": 6306.08, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6306.08, "end": 6310.08, "text": " Oh my goodness, dude, come on."}, {"start": 6311.08, "end": 6314.48, "text": " Is this harder than the brick level?"}, {"start": 6314.48, "end": 6315.48, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6315.48, "end": 6321.44, "text": " If there was a, they should have made the brick level the final level in the game, by the way."}, {"start": 6321.44, "end": 6326.36, "text": " That brick level was actually the most ridiculous thing ever."}, {"start": 6326.36, "end": 6329.96, "text": " We just did a level with it when it was literally a singular nail and it wasn't as bad as the"}, {"start": 6329.96, "end": 6330.96, "text": " brick level."}, {"start": 6330.96, "end": 6338.88, "text": " Maybe I just got lucky on the nail level, but this is, this is crazy though right"}, {"start": 6338.88, "end": 6339.88, "text": " here."}, {"start": 6339.88, "end": 6347.16, "text": " This is insane."}, {"start": 6347.16, "end": 6350.8, "text": " The good news is we're really on the cusp of being this game and I can say that I beat"}, {"start": 6350.8, "end": 6351.8, "text": " Saucers game."}, {"start": 6351.8, "end": 6360.8, "text": " None of us are on it."}, {"start": 6360.8, "end": 6372.52, "text": " Would this be your crowning achievement in the world if you beat this game?"}, {"start": 6372.52, "end": 6383.88, "text": " It might be mine."}, {"start": 6383.88, "end": 6386.0, "text": " We are on the cuff!"}, {"start": 6386.0, "end": 6388.28, "text": " It's so far away."}, {"start": 6388.28, "end": 6391.08, "text": " It's actually so far away dude."}, {"start": 6391.08, "end": 6395.759999999999, "text": " I wish I could have a comparison on how much farther this is away than like that anteater"}, {"start": 6395.759999999999, "end": 6408.24, "text": " level."}, {"start": 6408.24, "end": 6417.8, "text": " I'm trying to get the, it's all about the toss in this one."}, {"start": 6417.8, "end": 6419.8, "text": " It's all about the toss."}, {"start": 6422.3, "end": 6423.5, "text": " Right there, good toss!"}, {"start": 6423.5, "end": 6424.34, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 6427.96, "end": 6429.96, "text": " I messed up on that one."}, {"start": 6432.68, "end": 6433.52, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6433.52, "end": 6434.360000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6434.360000000001, "end": 6435.2, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6435.2, "end": 6436.04, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6443.04, "end": 6444.54, "text": " I have an idea."}, {"start": 6477.8, "end": 6486.28, "text": " Not a good toss on that one."}, {"start": 6486.28, "end": 6491.28, "text": " Not a good toss on that one."}, {"start": 6491.28, "end": 6494.28, "text": " Not a good toss on that one."}, {"start": 6494.28, "end": 6499.28, "text": " Oh my goodness, this is difficult."}, {"start": 6499.28, "end": 6504.28, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 6504.28, "end": 6507.28, "text": " Come here!"}, {"start": 6507.28, "end": 6510.28, "text": " Come here!"}, {"start": 6510.28, "end": 6512.28, "text": " Come here!"}, {"start": 6514.28, "end": 6516.28, "text": " Get there, get there!"}, {"start": 6516.28, "end": 6518.28, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 6520.28, "end": 6522.28, "text": " Get there!"}, {"start": 6525.28, "end": 6528.28, "text": " Oh my goodness, this is crazy."}, {"start": 6534.28, "end": 6551.28, "text": " I can't believe how far this is, this is unbelievably far."}, {"start": 6551.28, "end": 6558.28, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 6558.28, "end": 6561.28, "text": " Hold up a minute."}, {"start": 6561.28, "end": 6566.28, "text": " That's not what I wanted to do."}, {"start": 6566.28, "end": 6573.28, "text": " That's also not what I wanted to do."}, {"start": 6573.28, "end": 6577.28, "text": " Okay, no. I can't do it like that."}, {"start": 6577.28, "end": 6578.28, "text": " This is insane."}, {"start": 6587.78, "end": 6589.28, "text": " Oh, I think I understand."}, {"start": 6591.78, "end": 6592.78, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 6596.78, "end": 6598.28, "text": " I don't know if I can make this."}, {"start": 6601.28, "end": 6604.28, "text": " I mean, we've been close. You have to throw it so far."}, {"start": 6607.28, "end": 6630.599999999999, "text": " Flip it with the pan, you're bound."}, {"start": 6630.599999999999, "end": 6635.759999999999, "text": " This is unbelievable."}, {"start": 6635.76, "end": 6638.76, "text": " I just want to be able to hit the block, huh?"}, {"start": 6645.64, "end": 6647.08, "text": " Okay, I hit the block again."}, {"start": 6655.76, "end": 6656.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6659.24, "end": 6660.4800000000005, "text": " Drop it earlier?"}, {"start": 6660.4800000000005, "end": 6661.360000000001, "text": " Okay, you don't know what happens"}, {"start": 6661.360000000001, "end": 6662.88, "text": " when you drop it earlier, watch this."}, {"start": 6662.88, "end": 6664.68, "text": " I'll drop it earlier, watch this."}, {"start": 6665.76, "end": 6667.76, "text": " Good one, bud."}, {"start": 6670.76, "end": 6673.76, "text": " See, there's just no momentum to use there."}, {"start": 6677.76, "end": 6679.76, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 6689.76, "end": 6691.76, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 6691.76, "end": 6695.76, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 6695.76, "end": 6699.76, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 6699.76, "end": 6703.76, "text": " How early can I drop it?"}, {"start": 6707.76, "end": 6711.76, "text": " I don't think that's possible doing it like that."}, {"start": 6721.76, "end": 6734.96, "text": " You need the middle of the sausage to hit the edge of the pan, yeah, you're low key right,"}, {"start": 6734.96, "end": 6745.4800000000005, "text": " but even then it's like, see, there's no, it just kills it when it does that."}, {"start": 6745.4800000000005, "end": 6746.320000000001, "text": " You see what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 6746.320000000001, "end": 6747.160000000001, "text": " There's like no power."}, {"start": 6753.4400000000005, "end": 6754.84, "text": " There's no power doing that."}, {"start": 6757.46, "end": 6760.160000000001, "text": " No, it has to be the way I've been doing it, like this."}, {"start": 6766.240000000001, "end": 6768.4400000000005, "text": " Chat, I don't, here's the thing."}, {"start": 6768.4400000000005, "end": 6771.64, "text": " It has to land flat on the skillet"}, {"start": 6771.64, "end": 6774.84, "text": " and I have to hit it flat on the skillet."}, {"start": 6775.4800000000005, "end": 6778.320000000001, "text": " at the same exact time that it drops,"}, {"start": 6778.320000000001, "end": 6780.64, "text": " and it has to be like a perfect shot."}, {"start": 6780.64, "end": 6783.68, "text": " Like that right there, it has to land legitimately flat"}, {"start": 6783.68, "end": 6785.400000000001, "text": " on the skillet, like this."}, {"start": 6785.400000000001, "end": 6786.84, "text": " Even that wasn't flat enough."}, {"start": 6790.4400000000005, "end": 6793.200000000001, "text": " See, like that, it has to land flat like that."}, {"start": 6796.040000000001, "end": 6798.84, "text": " You see how much more pop you get when it lands flat?"}, {"start": 6801.320000000001, "end": 6802.88, "text": " Boom, flat."}, {"start": 6802.88, "end": 6804.4400000000005, "text": " Oh my goodness, almost made it."}, {"start": 6805.4800000000005, "end": 6818.400000000001, "text": " Flat, but the thing is it needs to land flat closer to the edge of the skillet."}, {"start": 6818.400000000001, "end": 6821.72, "text": " That's all it takes is having it land flat close to the edge of the skillet."}, {"start": 6821.72, "end": 6829.320000000001, "text": " See, like that's flat right there, and look how much pop I get on that."}, {"start": 6829.32, "end": 6830.32, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 6843.32, "end": 6845.32, "text": " That could be it. No, it's not."}, {"start": 6849.32, "end": 6852.32, "text": " It's right there, Chad. It is legitimately on the cusp."}, {"start": 6852.32, "end": 6871.44, "text": " You have to understand that right now it is on the cusp right now."}, {"start": 6871.44, "end": 6876.679999999999, "text": " It just has to be the perfect drop."}, {"start": 6876.68, "end": 6878.68, "text": " How do you get the perfect drop though?"}, {"start": 6890.8, "end": 6893.3, "text": " Oh I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it."}, {"start": 6896.96, "end": 6898.64, "text": " I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it."}, {"start": 6906.68, "end": 6908.68, "text": " Let it slide, then flip it!"}, {"start": 6908.68, "end": 6910.88, "text": " You might appear that don't know how this game works, it's insane."}, {"start": 6910.88, "end": 6912.88, "text": " Okay, I'll let it slide, then flip it."}, {"start": 6912.88, "end": 6914.88, "text": " God, one bind!"}, {"start": 6919.18, "end": 6921.88, "text": " Where you been at the whole time I've been playing this?"}, {"start": 6933.68, "end": 6935.68, "text": " It's unbelievable!"}, {"start": 6936.68, "end": 6945.820000000001, "text": " This is the hardest level in the game."}, {"start": 6945.820000000001, "end": 6947.26, "text": " This might be worse than the brick level."}, {"start": 6947.26, "end": 6948.26, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 6948.26, "end": 6953.06, "text": " Check, this actually might be, I think this is the last level of the game, just in my"}, {"start": 6953.06, "end": 6954.06, "text": " with the blocks out."}, {"start": 6967.780000000001, "end": 6969.580000000001, "text": " Worse than the nail."}, {"start": 6969.580000000001, "end": 6971.22, "text": " Oh, this stuff was way worse than the nail."}, {"start": 6971.22, "end": 6975.02, "text": " The nail didn't take this long."}, {"start": 6975.02, "end": 6977.38, "text": " This one actually has to be the perfect toss."}, {"start": 6977.38, "end": 6986.58, "text": " It's unbelievable how much power it requires."}, {"start": 6986.58, "end": 6999.42, "text": " That could have been it."}, {"start": 6999.42, "end": 7000.42, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 7000.42, "end": 7001.42, "text": " I'm safe to my stomach."}, {"start": 7001.42, "end": 7004.82, "text": " That could have been it."}, {"start": 7004.82, "end": 7007.32, "text": " Oh my goodness, that was actually close to being it."}, {"start": 7009.9, "end": 7011.9, "text": " I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there."}, {"start": 7020.219999999999, "end": 7022.12, "text": " You shivered power ahead on that one?"}, {"start": 7029.48, "end": 7030.32, "text": " Not that one."}, {"start": 7030.32, "end": 7036.24, "text": " This is what gambling feels like."}, {"start": 7036.24, "end": 7038.92, "text": " This could be like a machine in a casino."}, {"start": 7038.92, "end": 7049.16, "text": " How many takes will it take for the sausage to make it on top?"}, {"start": 7049.16, "end": 7050.16, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 7050.16, "end": 7054.32, "text": " All it takes is the one perfect toss, that's it."}, {"start": 7054.32, "end": 7059.96, "text": " The one perfect toss is all it takes."}, {"start": 7059.96, "end": 7061.96, "text": " That was almost it too."}, {"start": 7069.4800000000005, "end": 7070.4800000000005, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 7072.2, "end": 7074.2, "text": " Final boss is crazy."}, {"start": 7074.2, "end": 7076.2, "text": " The final boss is crazy."}, {"start": 7089.96, "end": 7091.5, "text": " Chad, I'm about to cry."}, {"start": 7091.5, "end": 7092.8, "text": " I'm about to get naked and cry."}, {"start": 7092.8, "end": 7095.84, "text": " I'll be here butt naked and crying at the same time."}, {"start": 7105.14, "end": 7105.94, "text": " What, I have an idea."}, {"start": 7109.74, "end": 7110.54, "text": " No, thank you."}, {"start": 7110.54, "end": 7114.9800000000005, "text": " It really has to be the way that I've been doing it, I think."}, {"start": 7114.9800000000005, "end": 7116.14, "text": " It just takes a perfect shot."}, {"start": 7119.96, "end": 7128.6, "text": " Do you see the power on that?"}, {"start": 7128.6, "end": 7129.6, "text": " Wait a minute!"}, {"start": 7129.6, "end": 7131.0, "text": " I've just unlocked something!"}, {"start": 7131.0, "end": 7132.0, "text": " No joke I did!"}, {"start": 7132.0, "end": 7133.0, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 7133.0, "end": 7146.0, "text": " Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up."}, {"start": 7146.0, "end": 7149.92, "text": " Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up."}, {"start": 7149.92, "end": 7154.28, "text": " Hold up, hold up, hold up, I got it, I got it."}, {"start": 7154.28, "end": 7155.68, "text": " I got it, no joke, I got it."}, {"start": 7163.64, "end": 7166.0, "text": " I told you, that was the closest we've actually gotten"}, {"start": 7166.0, "end": 7168.0, "text": " so far, did you see the power on that?"}, {"start": 7176.0, "end": 7188.8, "text": " Come on, come on, set him on the cusp, no joke, it's, it's on the cusp."}, {"start": 7188.8, "end": 7196.16, "text": " I'm gonna feel like a million dollars after I beat this game, dude."}, {"start": 7196.16, "end": 7197.16, "text": " You need more power?"}, {"start": 7197.16, "end": 7198.16, "text": " Thanks, Sherlock."}, {"start": 7198.16, "end": 7221.639999999999, "text": " I just unlocked something, I just unlocked something, never mind no I didn't, chat, this"}, {"start": 7221.64, "end": 7222.64, "text": " This is unreal."}, {"start": 7222.64, "end": 7234.04, "text": " Is this more difficult than the brick level?"}, {"start": 7234.04, "end": 7235.92, "text": " No way, right?"}, {"start": 7235.92, "end": 7245.320000000001, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 7245.320000000001, "end": 7250.12, "text": " How long did the brick level take me?"}, {"start": 7250.12, "end": 7265.28, "text": " It did not take me five hours. It took like maybe an hour. Y'all's time perception is"}, {"start": 7265.28, "end": 7274.719999999999, "text": " way off chat I'm not gonna lie. Bro am I missing something here?"}, {"start": 7285.4, "end": 7287.96, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 7287.96, "end": 7291.28, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 7291.28, "end": 7294.28, "text": " Wait a minute!"}, {"start": 7297.28, "end": 7299.28, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 7300.28, "end": 7302.28, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 7304.28, "end": 7306.28, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7308.28, "end": 7310.28, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7312.28, "end": 7315.28, "text": " Wait. Wait."}, {"start": 7316.28, "end": 7318.28, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7318.28, "end": 7335.88, "text": " No. Chat. I am on the verge of making it clear. I don't know. I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel"}, {"start": 7335.88, "end": 7353.32, "text": " lost I feel deserted what am I missing am I missing a method"}, {"start": 7365.88, "end": 7380.36, "text": " You need to become one with the wiener, got it."}, {"start": 7380.36, "end": 7384.84, "text": " Hold on, I think I'm slowly chipping away."}, {"start": 7384.84, "end": 7395.0, "text": " Hold on, I think I'm slowly chipping away at the method."}, {"start": 7395.0, "end": 7397.58, "text": " The physics aren't, oh that was close."}, {"start": 7400.88, "end": 7402.8, "text": " The physics aren't matching up."}, {"start": 7405.9, "end": 7406.74, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7415.8, "end": 7416.64, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7425.0, "end": 7436.0, "text": " I did. I did. This is going to be the method that gets it. This is going to be the method"}, {"start": 7436.0, "end": 7446.0, "text": " that gets it. I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 7446.0, "end": 7448.54, "text": " so stunderous to work with the five gifted. Thank you."}, {"start": 7453.3, "end": 7455.4, "text": " Yeah, we're so close to beating the game. I think this might"}, {"start": 7455.4, "end": 7459.16, "text": " be the final level, man. I don't know. We're right there."}, {"start": 7472.28, "end": 7474.64, "text": " You're not winning this bro. I'm framing that because watch"}, {"start": 7474.64, "end": 7496.820000000001, "text": " this. Oh my goodness, I'm trying anything at this point. Anything. That is the only"}, {"start": 7496.820000000001, "end": 7502.62, "text": " way that I've seen to get actual momentum on it right there. That's the only way that"}, {"start": 7502.62, "end": 7527.74, "text": " I've seen. This is unbelievable. Stop undershooting. What are you? I'm losing it. I'm losing it."}, {"start": 7527.74, "end": 7528.74, "text": " I'm losing it."}, {"start": 7531.139999999999, "end": 7532.58, "text": " How am I not even getting close to it?"}, {"start": 7532.58, "end": 7533.42, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 7536.0599999999995, "end": 7538.38, "text": " Chad explain, give me another math equation, quick."}, {"start": 7539.5, "end": 7541.719999999999, "text": " Quick, another math equation, I need it."}, {"start": 7545.219999999999, "end": 7546.7, "text": " I need it now."}, {"start": 7554.94, "end": 7555.78, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 7555.78, "end": 7559.94, "text": " How am I not getting even close to the momentum that I need on it?"}, {"start": 7559.94, "end": 7562.0199999999995, "text": " It's ridiculous, actually."}, {"start": 7562.0199999999995, "end": 7563.0199999999995, "text": " Meal with the five."}, {"start": 7570.62, "end": 7572.58, "text": " That was the closest I've gotten, I think, right there."}, {"start": 7585.78, "end": 7595.78, "text": " Come on dude."}, {"start": 7595.78, "end": 7598.179999999999, "text": " What this disgusting loser just say?"}, {"start": 7598.179999999999, "end": 7601.099999999999, "text": " Okay so I think you're doing it wrong."}, {"start": 7601.099999999999, "end": 7603.66, "text": " You have to land it on the box."}, {"start": 7603.66, "end": 7605.66, "text": " Let's get that dude out of here."}, {"start": 7605.66, "end": 7634.66, "text": " I'm trying something crazy. I'm just trying anything at this point."}, {"start": 7634.66, "end": 7642.66, "text": " That is not it."}, {"start": 7642.66, "end": 7650.66, "text": " That is not it."}, {"start": 7650.66, "end": 7654.66, "text": " I can't click it any quicker than that or it messes it up."}, {"start": 7654.66, "end": 7659.66, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 7659.66, "end": 7663.66, "text": " There was some mustard on that one."}, {"start": 7663.66, "end": 7665.66, "text": " There was also some mustard on that one."}, {"start": 7668.46, "end": 7672.66, "text": " Chat, they call me John Sausageman for a reason. I can't be going out like this."}, {"start": 7680.66, "end": 7683.66, "text": " How do I get that momentum on it every time right there?"}, {"start": 7683.66, "end": 7686.66, "text": " That was crazy momentum, I need that every time."}, {"start": 7689.16, "end": 7690.66, "text": " Wait, I understand it."}, {"start": 7693.66, "end": 7696.66, "text": " Oh my goodness, I understand it."}, {"start": 7699.66, "end": 7701.66, "text": " I actually understand it."}, {"start": 7708.66, "end": 7710.66, "text": " That's the method right there."}, {"start": 7710.66, "end": 7712.66, "text": " It may not look like it, but it is."}, {"start": 7713.66, "end": 7715.66, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 7719.66, "end": 7721.66, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 7723.66, "end": 7740.139999999999, "text": " The method is locked in now, it's just the performing, the performance."}, {"start": 7740.139999999999, "end": 7744.72, "text": " Look at that, look at that, look at that."}, {"start": 7744.72, "end": 7749.18, "text": " So the method is you have to let the front half of the wiener hit the middle of the"}, {"start": 7749.18, "end": 7753.62, "text": " pan and then as soon as the the other end of the wiener hits the other side the"}, {"start": 7753.62, "end": 7758.54, "text": " pan I flip it but it has to be flush with the pan like that right there except"}, {"start": 7758.54, "end": 7763.820000000001, "text": " it needs to be a little bit more flush that right there wasn't it because it"}, {"start": 7763.820000000001, "end": 7768.14, "text": " needs to be more flush than that and it has to be first swing see but it has to"}, {"start": 7768.14, "end": 7770.66, "text": " be flush"}, {"start": 7770.66, "end": 7772.66, "text": " See? Look."}, {"start": 7776.66, "end": 7778.66, "text": " Oh, it's gonna work. It's actually gonna work."}, {"start": 7781.66, "end": 7782.66, "text": " That's actually gonna work."}, {"start": 7786.66, "end": 7789.66, "text": " And it seems to be more flush than that. If I get one good flush,"}, {"start": 7791.66, "end": 7795.66, "text": " if I get one good flush that's gonna make it, all it takes is one more flush."}, {"start": 7796.66, "end": 7799.66, "text": " That wasn't flush. See what I'm saying? I know when it's gonna be."}, {"start": 7801.5, "end": 7803.5, "text": " Not flush"}, {"start": 7807.18, "end": 7814.84, "text": " Not enough swing that was flush, but I don't know what happened. I think that was a mishap"}, {"start": 7817.18, "end": 7819.18, "text": " Not flush"}, {"start": 7821.98, "end": 7823.98, "text": " That was flush but not enough power"}, {"start": 7826.74, "end": 7828.74, "text": " Not flush"}, {"start": 7830.66, "end": 7843.0599999999995, "text": " not flush you said I'm saying you can tell when it's flush not flush not flush but still"}, {"start": 7843.0599999999995, "end": 7857.26, "text": " somehow got power on it not flush at all go space with the five not flush that was"}, {"start": 7857.26, "end": 7864.62, "text": " flush and did you see how much power was on it? Yes, you did. But I think it has to be"}, {"start": 7864.62, "end": 7878.34, "text": " first house. Not flush, not flush. I'm about to flush myself down the toilet. Could have"}, {"start": 7878.34, "end": 7879.34, "text": " I'll go in."}, {"start": 7888.34, "end": 7889.34, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 7892.34, "end": 7894.34, "text": " Just make it, man!"}, {"start": 7896.34, "end": 7898.34, "text": " I've got this far!"}, {"start": 7905.34, "end": 7907.34, "text": " Where is the power?"}, {"start": 7908.34, "end": 7910.34, "text": " WHERE?"}, {"start": 7919.860000000001, "end": 7921.860000000001, "text": " Look, there's no power with that."}, {"start": 7924.82, "end": 7926.82, "text": " See, where did that power come from?"}, {"start": 7938.34, "end": 7946.78, "text": " Make it swing. Okay. I mean, I'll look swing swing swing and there's no power, buddy"}, {"start": 7955.38, "end": 7957.38, "text": " What"}, {"start": 7961.22, "end": 7963.22, "text": " What"}, {"start": 7963.22, "end": 7984.5, "text": " What? So we have to balance it first? We have to balance it first. Good night case, good"}, {"start": 7984.5, "end": 7989.7, "text": " luck what do you mean by that I mean yeah it is a good not that I mean you go in a"}, {"start": 7989.7, "end": 7996.74, "text": " bed buddy and I just unlocked the method"}, {"start": 8002.34, "end": 8011.62, "text": " it has to bounce vertically but doing that is legitimately RNG"}, {"start": 8014.5, "end": 8025.02, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, I understand, I understand."}, {"start": 8025.02, "end": 8038.26, "text": " I understand, I understand, I understand, I understand, I understand, I understand."}, {"start": 8038.26, "end": 8041.86, "text": " If I can get a good flip and then I send it, yeah?"}, {"start": 8041.860000000001, "end": 8045.860000000001, "text": " I got to see the good flip and send it."}, {"start": 8045.860000000001, "end": 8051.860000000001, "text": " Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it."}, {"start": 8051.860000000001, "end": 8061.860000000001, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 8071.860000000001, "end": 8081.860000000001, "text": " That's it. That's it. I just gotta get the drop down. That is a crazy method to have to do, by the way."}, {"start": 8085.860000000001, "end": 8088.860000000001, "text": " Got it. I got it though. I got it though. I got it though."}, {"start": 8090.860000000001, "end": 8091.860000000001, "text": " Just flip."}, {"start": 8101.860000000001, "end": 8103.860000000001, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 8106.860000000001, "end": 8109.860000000001, "text": " Do you know how difficult this is to have to do this right here?"}, {"start": 8111.860000000001, "end": 8113.860000000001, "text": " Like, look at that!"}, {"start": 8118.860000000001, "end": 8120.860000000001, "text": " Is that really the method, dude?"}, {"start": 8120.860000000001, "end": 8121.860000000001, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 8123.860000000001, "end": 8126.860000000001, "text": " That can't be the method. There's nobody to consistently do that."}, {"start": 8131.860000000001, "end": 8145.460000000001, "text": " Do you see the amount of power that I am able to muster on that?"}, {"start": 8145.460000000001, "end": 8147.18, "text": " But I don't know if I have to do that though."}, {"start": 8147.18, "end": 8151.540000000001, "text": " Do I have to do that?"}, {"start": 8151.54, "end": 8164.94, "text": " This is impossible, this is worse than the brick level I'm dead serious it is."}, {"start": 8164.94, "end": 8167.3, "text": " This is unironically worse than the brick level."}, {"start": 8167.3, "end": 8169.54, "text": " This has to be the last level of the game, it has to."}, {"start": 8169.54, "end": 8170.98, "text": " This is worse than the brick level."}, {"start": 8170.9800000000005, "end": 8189.620000000001, "text": " I can't even get close to this."}, {"start": 8189.620000000001, "end": 8190.620000000001, "text": " That can't be the way."}, {"start": 8190.620000000001, "end": 8191.620000000001, "text": " That can't be the way."}, {"start": 8191.620000000001, "end": 8194.82, "text": " It can't be."}, {"start": 8194.82, "end": 8195.82, "text": " That can't be the way."}, {"start": 8195.82, "end": 8199.66, "text": " But that also can't be the way, TJ."}, {"start": 8199.66, "end": 8200.66, "text": " This is ridiculous."}, {"start": 8200.66, "end": 8202.66, "text": " This is actually ridiculous right here."}, {"start": 8211.66, "end": 8213.66, "text": " Have I hit the top corner of it?"}, {"start": 8217.66, "end": 8219.66, "text": " Clip that right now, what did I just do?"}, {"start": 8219.66, "end": 8221.66, "text": " Clip that right now, what did I just do?"}, {"start": 8221.66, "end": 8223.66, "text": " Clip that right now, what did I just do?"}, {"start": 8223.66, "end": 8225.66, "text": " Clip that right now, what did I just do?"}, {"start": 8225.66, "end": 8227.66, "text": " Clip that right now, what did I just do?"}, {"start": 8227.66, "end": 8229.66, "text": " Clip that right now, clip that right now, clip that right now."}, {"start": 8229.66, "end": 8236.66, "text": " right now. What has happened? What has happened? What has happened? What has happened? What"}, {"start": 8236.66, "end": 8249.66, "text": " has happened? What has happened? What did I do? I don't think I did anything different."}, {"start": 8249.66, "end": 8259.66, "text": " What have I hit the top floor of it?"}, {"start": 8259.66, "end": 8260.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8260.66, "end": 8273.66, "text": " What have I hit the top floor of it?"}, {"start": 8273.66, "end": 8278.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8278.66, "end": 8281.66, "text": " I've done that like 200 times!"}, {"start": 8289.16, "end": 8292.16, "text": " I'm studying the exact swing trajectory and everything."}, {"start": 8299.16, "end": 8300.16, "text": " Drop."}, {"start": 8300.16, "end": 8316.4, "text": " Why couldn't that have been it? Why couldn't I have just hit it right here? Why not?"}, {"start": 8316.4, "end": 8326.72, "text": " Why couldn't that have just been it? Why couldn't that have just been it, man? Why? Why? Oh my"}, {"start": 8326.72, "end": 8330.8, "text": " Oh, goodness, that could have been it."}, {"start": 8330.8, "end": 8333.4, "text": " OK, so let me see exactly what happened."}, {"start": 8333.4, "end": 8335.96, "text": " Brought it in."}, {"start": 8335.96, "end": 8341.32, "text": " I brought it in, and I dropped it right there."}, {"start": 8344.64, "end": 8349.599999999999, "text": " I dropped it right there."}, {"start": 8349.599999999999, "end": 8353.4, "text": " So when the hot dog is at that angle right there,"}, {"start": 8353.4, "end": 8356.199999999999, "text": " I drop it and just hope I get a good drop."}, {"start": 8356.2, "end": 8379.36, "text": " got it. You see it doesn't drop like that every time though. It doesn't drop like that"}, {"start": 8379.36, "end": 8402.720000000001, "text": " every time. It's RNG. See, that's what happens when I do it earlier. Close. Close."}, {"start": 8409.36, "end": 8414.12, "text": " I swear I'm dropping at the same exact time that I always do."}, {"start": 8414.12, "end": 8415.480000000001, "text": " See, that's the same time."}, {"start": 8415.480000000001, "end": 8417.08, "text": " It's just luck."}, {"start": 8417.08, "end": 8419.32, "text": " These hot dogs weigh different."}, {"start": 8419.32, "end": 8420.800000000001, "text": " They weigh different than the rest."}, {"start": 8420.800000000001, "end": 8422.800000000001, "text": " They're not the same."}, {"start": 8422.800000000001, "end": 8434.2, "text": " Shay, y'all are sitting here saying, too late."}, {"start": 8434.2, "end": 8435.44, "text": " Look how early I'm doing it."}, {"start": 8435.44, "end": 8436.92, "text": " It's throwing it over the pan."}, {"start": 8436.92, "end": 8438.42, "text": " You absolute sibilitants."}, {"start": 8438.42, "end": 8441.08, "text": " It's not too late, like I'm doing it as early as possible."}, {"start": 8452.7, "end": 8454.72, "text": " Yeah, it's RNG, it has to be RNG."}, {"start": 8457.42, "end": 8458.26, "text": " It's RNG."}, {"start": 8468.42, "end": 8469.42, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 8475.42, "end": 8476.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8480.42, "end": 8483.42, "text": " That had some mustard on it. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 8484.42, "end": 8487.42, "text": " That was way too late, but it still had mustard on it somehow."}, {"start": 8495.42, "end": 8496.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8498.42, "end": 8508.0, "text": " I don't understand, but I do understand."}, {"start": 8508.0, "end": 8512.48, "text": " See, there's mustard on that."}, {"start": 8512.48, "end": 8514.58, "text": " It just needs to land flush."}, {"start": 8514.58, "end": 8516.9, "text": " That's all I need."}, {"start": 8516.9, "end": 8519.9, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 8519.9, "end": 8520.9, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 8520.9, "end": 8529.9, "text": " Dude, I hit it so close, dude!"}, {"start": 8529.9, "end": 8535.9, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 8535.9, "end": 8536.9, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 8536.9, "end": 8541.9, "text": " There it is!"}, {"start": 8541.9, "end": 8547.9, "text": " There it is!"}, {"start": 8547.9, "end": 8554.9, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay, come on, man."}, {"start": 8554.9, "end": 8559.9, "text": " Okay, I understand."}, {"start": 8559.9, "end": 8563.9, "text": " We're on the cusp."}, {"start": 8563.9, "end": 8568.9, "text": " We are actually on the cusp."}, {"start": 8568.9, "end": 8573.9, "text": " I didn't let that drop, uh, whatever."}, {"start": 8573.9, "end": 8575.9, "text": " There it is!"}, {"start": 8578.9, "end": 8582.9, "text": " There it is! No, no, I'm having power behind it now, though."}, {"start": 8583.9, "end": 8586.9, "text": " There's power behind it now, though. There's power!"}, {"start": 8588.9, "end": 8591.9, "text": " That could have been it if it were landed a little bit more flush."}, {"start": 8593.9, "end": 8595.9, "text": " Not flush enough."}, {"start": 8598.9, "end": 8600.9, "text": " Not flush enough close."}, {"start": 8603.9, "end": 8607.859999999999, "text": " Not enough, didn't get in, yep."}, {"start": 8607.859999999999, "end": 8611.02, "text": " Not flush, not flush, not flush, not flush."}, {"start": 8611.02, "end": 8615.619999999999, "text": " Didn't land flush."}, {"start": 8615.619999999999, "end": 8621.539999999999, "text": " Okay, chat, come on, come on."}, {"start": 8621.539999999999, "end": 8625.46, "text": " The battle is finally almost ended, I can feel it."}, {"start": 8625.46, "end": 8630.66, "text": " I can feel it, the battle is almost ended."}, {"start": 8630.66, "end": 8636.66, "text": " You got to get there, man. You got to get there."}, {"start": 8645.66, "end": 8650.66, "text": " It's been 87 years. Hey, bud. Doesn't matter as long as you get the job done."}, {"start": 8650.66, "end": 8653.66, "text": " You can do something that takes a hundred years as long as you did it."}, {"start": 8660.66, "end": 8670.66, "text": " Did you see that?"}, {"start": 8670.66, "end": 8680.66, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's literally, it's actually, it's just dude, dude, it's making me tweak."}, {"start": 8680.66, "end": 8686.66, "text": " Please, please, please."}, {"start": 8686.66, "end": 8689.66, "text": " You see the extra power I'm getting out of, don't you?"}, {"start": 8689.66, "end": 8692.86, "text": " Can't you acknowledge that you see the extra power that I'm getting right now?"}, {"start": 8692.86, "end": 8695.38, "text": " You can acknowledge that I'm that you're seeing the extra power."}, {"start": 8700.619999999999, "end": 8701.3, "text": " You can see it."}, {"start": 8709.7, "end": 8711.3, "text": " This is all going to be worth it when it's over."}, {"start": 8711.58, "end": 8712.58, "text": " It's all going to be worth it."}, {"start": 8719.66, "end": 8723.16, "text": " Please, please, let me get back into rhythm, please."}, {"start": 8730.16, "end": 8731.66, "text": " There it is, nope."}, {"start": 8731.66, "end": 8733.66, "text": " That had to speed, had to speed, though."}, {"start": 8735.66, "end": 8737.66, "text": " Come on, man, come on, man."}, {"start": 8740.66, "end": 8744.66, "text": " How, how does that not have one more minute, right there?"}, {"start": 8745.66, "end": 8747.66, "text": " How, how does that have one minute?"}, {"start": 8749.66, "end": 8756.66, "text": " What about in that?"}, {"start": 8756.66, "end": 8766.66, "text": " Where did the momentum go?"}, {"start": 8766.66, "end": 8776.66, "text": " Where'd the momentum go?"}, {"start": 8776.66, "end": 8798.66, "text": " There it is. It's back. The moment of fact. The moment of fact. The moment of my be back."}, {"start": 8798.66, "end": 8824.8, "text": " say it chat say momentum momentum say it say momentum"}, {"start": 8828.66, "end": 8842.039999999999, "text": " Chris Redfield. Chris? Chris, you can hear me. Chris. Chris Redfield. Chris. Chris."}, {"start": 8842.039999999999, "end": 8854.24, "text": " Chris Redfield. Get me, get me. Chris Redfield. Chris Redfield. Chris Redfield. He heard me."}, {"start": 8854.24, "end": 8874.22, "text": " He heard me. He heard me. He heard me. Chris Redfield. Chris Redfield. Chris Redfield."}, {"start": 8874.22, "end": 8903.22, "text": " Chris Redfield, Chris Redfield, Leon Kennedy, Dolores, no."}, {"start": 8903.22, "end": 8926.439999999999, "text": " I can't I can't Chris Redfield Chris Redfield Chris Redfield if you can hear me"}, {"start": 8926.44, "end": 8929.560000000001, "text": " Let this next toss be the finisher."}, {"start": 8930.880000000001, "end": 8932.62, "text": " If you can hear me, Chris,"}, {"start": 8934.16, "end": 8935.32, "text": " please let it happen."}, {"start": 8936.800000000001, "end": 8937.640000000001, "text": " Chris."}, {"start": 8944.36, "end": 8945.4, "text": " Leon Kennedy."}, {"start": 8946.640000000001, "end": 8949.12, "text": " No, see Leon, I got the power."}, {"start": 8949.12, "end": 8950.12, "text": " Arthur Morgan."}, {"start": 8954.800000000001, "end": 8955.720000000001, "text": " Arthur Morgan."}, {"start": 8956.44, "end": 8972.800000000001, "text": " John Marston. No. Claudia from are you smarter than a fifth grader? Claudia, I'm about to"}, {"start": 8972.800000000001, "end": 8989.560000000001, "text": " old. I'm about to old. I'm about to old. Granithy gloria garnet. Granithy gloria garnet."}, {"start": 8989.56, "end": 8991.56, "text": " Granithy Gloria Garnet."}, {"start": 8993.76, "end": 8994.6, "text": " Brandy!"}, {"start": 8997.66, "end": 8998.5, "text": " Brandy!"}, {"start": 9003.0, "end": 9003.84, "text": " Brandy!"}, {"start": 9008.16, "end": 9009.66, "text": " Chris Blackdale!"}, {"start": 9009.66, "end": 9010.5, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9019.56, "end": 9026.56, "text": " This is ridiculous."}, {"start": 9026.56, "end": 9031.56, "text": " Let me beat it."}, {"start": 9031.56, "end": 9041.56, "text": " Let me beat the game."}, {"start": 9041.56, "end": 9042.56, "text": " Police!"}, {"start": 9071.56, "end": 9085.519999999999, "text": " I got to beat the game!"}, {"start": 9085.519999999999, "end": 9088.6, "text": " I got to beat the game!"}, {"start": 9088.6, "end": 9094.38, "text": " I got to beat the game!"}, {"start": 9094.380000000001, "end": 9096.380000000001, "text": " I gotta be to game."}, {"start": 9096.380000000001, "end": 9098.380000000001, "text": " I gotta be to game."}, {"start": 9098.380000000001, "end": 9100.380000000001, "text": " I gotta be to game."}, {"start": 9100.380000000001, "end": 9102.380000000001, "text": " I gotta be to game."}, {"start": 9102.380000000001, "end": 9104.380000000001, "text": " I gotta be to game."}, {"start": 9112.380000000001, "end": 9114.380000000001, "text": " Chris Redfield."}, {"start": 9119.380000000001, "end": 9121.380000000001, "text": " Ada Wong."}, {"start": 9121.380000000001, "end": 9123.380000000001, "text": " No. Okay."}, {"start": 9124.28, "end": 9126.980000000001, "text": " This has this has to happen it has to happen soon"}, {"start": 9128.420000000002, "end": 9130.6, "text": " It has to happen. It has to happen"}, {"start": 9133.640000000001, "end": 9136.420000000002, "text": " It has to happen soon. It's has to happen soon. I I"}, {"start": 9137.34, "end": 9142.34, "text": " Come this far. I thought I was beating a game today. This has to be the last level of the game"}, {"start": 9142.34, "end": 9146.02, "text": " There's nothing more difficult than this level. There's nothing more difficult than this level nothing"}, {"start": 9146.160000000002, "end": 9149.04, "text": " This is the most difficult level of the game"}, {"start": 9149.04, "end": 9153.720000000001, "text": " This is the most difficult level in the game."}, {"start": 9153.720000000001, "end": 9157.28, "text": " And the text box literally says, I hope you can finish this."}, {"start": 9157.28, "end": 9158.640000000001, "text": " This has to be the last level."}, {"start": 9161.28, "end": 9162.560000000001, "text": " Sailor with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 9171.160000000002, "end": 9172.320000000002, "text": " Oh my goodness, please."}, {"start": 9179.04, "end": 9199.560000000001, "text": " Type one if you've completely lost your mind."}, {"start": 9199.56, "end": 9210.4, "text": " two if you never had your mind in the first place. Type three if you're butt naked."}, {"start": 9210.4, "end": 9220.4, "text": " This is unbelievable. I've almost had it twice."}, {"start": 9220.4, "end": 9222.4, "text": " I've almost had it twice, chat."}, {"start": 9231.08, "end": 9233.18, "text": " It's the correct method."}, {"start": 9234.359999999999, "end": 9238.44, "text": " It's just, there's no consistent way of doing it."}, {"start": 9238.44, "end": 9239.52, "text": " Bunny with a 10."}, {"start": 9243.96, "end": 9245.279999999999, "text": " I'm Halima!"}, {"start": 9246.279999999999, "end": 9247.72, "text": " That had some mustard on it."}, {"start": 9247.72, "end": 9249.72, "text": " I'm Halima."}, {"start": 9249.72, "end": 9251.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9265.72, "end": 9267.72, "text": " I'm actually begging."}, {"start": 9267.72, "end": 9268.72, "text": " I am begging."}, {"start": 9268.72, "end": 9271.72, "text": " I will do almost anything at this point."}, {"start": 9271.72, "end": 9273.72, "text": " I will, I would, I don't know."}, {"start": 9273.72, "end": 9275.72, "text": " Just, just name it."}, {"start": 9275.72, "end": 9286.84, "text": " name it, I would do it. I would do literally anything, like legitimately anything. As long"}, {"start": 9286.84, "end": 9299.96, "text": " as it means that if I do it, I win, yes. How many times have I tried this? We all have"}, {"start": 9299.960000000001, "end": 9318.84, "text": " a number. There's no way it's not been 5,000. It's not even been 1,000. I want to say it's"}, {"start": 9318.84, "end": 9332.44, "text": " like two three hundred. I can't believe I haven't get this yet. I can't believe it."}, {"start": 9332.44, "end": 9340.2, "text": " I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Please, please. The method is there. It just needs"}, {"start": 9340.2, "end": 9365.960000000001, "text": " to be a miracle. A miracle. It needs to be a miracle. LMAO people are voting yes, well"}, {"start": 9365.960000000001, "end": 9367.34, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 9367.34, "end": 9370.78, "text": " Because they know the time is on its way."}, {"start": 9370.78, "end": 9373.62, "text": " Jack with the 10."}, {"start": 9373.62, "end": 9375.300000000001, "text": " They know the time's on its way."}, {"start": 9388.300000000001, "end": 9389.34, "text": " Save a lone, Chad."}, {"start": 9389.34, "end": 9389.980000000001, "text": " Save a lone."}, {"start": 9394.220000000001, "end": 9394.94, "text": " Save a lone."}, {"start": 9395.960000000001, "end": 9399.560000000001, "text": " Bologna."}, {"start": 9399.560000000001, "end": 9403.36, "text": " Bologna."}, {"start": 9403.36, "end": 9406.560000000001, "text": " Bologna."}, {"start": 9406.560000000001, "end": 9411.36, "text": " Cawthrope."}, {"start": 9411.36, "end": 9412.76, "text": " Shrimp Alfredo."}, {"start": 9412.76, "end": 9418.160000000002, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 9418.160000000002, "end": 9420.660000000002, "text": " Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!"}, {"start": 9420.660000000002, "end": 9421.660000000002, "text": " Dude, it has to happen."}, {"start": 9421.66, "end": 9428.66, "text": " It has to happen. It has to happen. It has to happen."}, {"start": 9439.66, "end": 9446.66, "text": " Where's the mustard? Where's the mustard?"}, {"start": 9446.66, "end": 9448.66, "text": " Mastered!"}, {"start": 9448.66, "end": 9450.66, "text": " Mastered!"}, {"start": 9468.66, "end": 9470.66, "text": " Shakira"}, {"start": 9472.66, "end": 9474.66, "text": " Shakira"}, {"start": 9476.66, "end": 9505.82, "text": " I just blacked out for a second."}, {"start": 9505.82, "end": 9507.36, "text": " I just blacked out, no joke."}, {"start": 9509.56, "end": 9511.76, "text": " I just blacked out for like 10 seconds and went back up,"}, {"start": 9511.76, "end": 9512.6, "text": " no joke."}, {"start": 9515.279999999999, "end": 9519.64, "text": " I cannot, I cannot, I cannot believe."}, {"start": 9519.64, "end": 9523.24, "text": " Chat, I actually cannot, I am not joking."}, {"start": 9523.24, "end": 9528.24, "text": " I cannot believe that I have not hit this yet."}, {"start": 9528.92, "end": 9530.42, "text": " Your happy birthday Melanie."}, {"start": 9535.82, "end": 9547.88, "text": " Small flips, I can't be it."}, {"start": 9547.88, "end": 9550.58, "text": " Because I've legitimately had it halfway up there doing this."}, {"start": 9550.58, "end": 9552.9, "text": " That has to be the move."}, {"start": 9552.9, "end": 9562.66, "text": " It has to be, but I can't, I can't save me from this veil of tears."}, {"start": 9562.66, "end": 9580.26, "text": " me from this veil of tears. Turn off v-sync it'll help. There's not even a v-sync button"}, {"start": 9580.26, "end": 9608.26, "text": " I don't know why I can't I had like two three throws in a row earlier that legitimately hit the top corner of it. I don't know what happened to that."}, {"start": 9610.26, "end": 9613.34, "text": " What happened to that? I don't know. It's RNG."}, {"start": 9613.34, "end": 9616.1, "text": " On my life, it's RNG. I know for a fact it is."}, {"start": 9616.1, "end": 9619.22, "text": " Like, right there, I hit the top corner,"}, {"start": 9619.22, "end": 9622.58, "text": " and that's what we do with the same thing I have been doing."}, {"start": 9622.58, "end": 9623.98, "text": " Yo, Piltz with the five."}, {"start": 9623.98, "end": 9625.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9639.74, "end": 9641.74, "text": " Do come on I'm begging you"}, {"start": 9653.98, "end": 9655.98, "text": " Oh my goodness, chat, please."}, {"start": 9655.98, "end": 9657.98, "text": " Chat, please."}, {"start": 9659.98, "end": 9660.98, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 9668.98, "end": 9670.98, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 9671.98, "end": 9675.98, "text": " I am the demon of sausages."}, {"start": 9676.98, "end": 9679.98, "text": " I'm here to bring you bad news."}, {"start": 9680.98, "end": 9682.98, "text": " You'll never flip the sausage onto the block."}, {"start": 9683.98, "end": 9686.98, "text": " You're not meant to do it."}, {"start": 9688.98, "end": 9693.98, "text": " Only the demon of sausages can flip it onto the block."}, {"start": 9693.98, "end": 9697.98, "text": " Give this vessel over to me, and I'll let you hit it."}, {"start": 9697.98, "end": 9700.98, "text": " No, I'm not doing it. You're not taking me. No."}, {"start": 9700.98, "end": 9704.98, "text": " Fine. Then you'll never hit it."}, {"start": 9704.98, "end": 9707.98, "text": " Yes, I will. Get away from me!"}, {"start": 9713.98, "end": 9737.9, "text": " Elijah with the tan, thank you."}, {"start": 9737.9, "end": 9743.9, "text": " Dude, like, I'm literally, like, I'm, I'm about to like,"}, {"start": 9743.9, "end": 9758.58, "text": " like something terrible terrible is about to happen terrible I don't"}, {"start": 9758.58, "end": 9760.94, "text": " understand"}, {"start": 9768.859999999999, "end": 9773.06, "text": " this is really gonna be like a 10 hour YouTube video there's already like six"}, {"start": 9773.06, "end": 9780.58, "text": " hours of it like combined together. You two viewers are going to be absolutely shocked when this drops."}, {"start": 9789.619999999999, "end": 9791.939999999999, "text": " Because there's already like five and a half hours of it."}, {"start": 9795.38, "end": 9796.5, "text": " No, no!"}, {"start": 9799.46, "end": 9800.74, "text": " That could have been it!"}, {"start": 9803.06, "end": 9805.06, "text": " Check."}, {"start": 9814.58, "end": 9818.34, "text": " Check. You realize we have come within like two seconds of it."}, {"start": 9820.66, "end": 9822.66, "text": " Two seconds of it."}, {"start": 9825.859999999999, "end": 9827.859999999999, "text": " Not seconds, milliseconds."}, {"start": 9833.06, "end": 9840.06, "text": " There it is!"}, {"start": 9840.06, "end": 9847.98, "text": " I'm about to put just a thong on, I hope there's no Twitch staff, like I'm actually"}, {"start": 9847.98, "end": 9850.42, "text": " serious, I will put a thong on."}, {"start": 9850.42, "end": 9852.3, "text": " Just a thong, like that's it."}, {"start": 9852.3, "end": 9853.3, "text": " Just a thong."}, {"start": 9853.3, "end": 9862.38, "text": " And I will sit here and do it, or if that's allowed, never mind Twitch staff in here."}, {"start": 9862.380000000001, "end": 9872.380000000001, "text": " I'm sorry. I'll look over."}, {"start": 9872.380000000001, "end": 9874.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9886.02, "end": 9891.28, "text": " Said I'm actually like I will burn this building down. I will go light a match right now. I"}, {"start": 9892.6, "end": 9896.580000000002, "text": " Will burn this place now. I don't care. I'll burn it down. I'll burn everything down"}, {"start": 9897.640000000001, "end": 9901.000000000002, "text": " I'll start completely over right now. I will burn everything"}, {"start": 9902.380000000001, "end": 9919.900000000001, "text": " This dude just said move the box closer."}, {"start": 9919.900000000001, "end": 9922.7, "text": " This dude just said move the box closer."}, {"start": 9922.7, "end": 9925.28, "text": " Give this dude to the brazen bull."}, {"start": 9925.28, "end": 9927.12, "text": " Now, mods."}, {"start": 9935.62, "end": 9936.640000000001, "text": " Is it even possible?"}, {"start": 9936.640000000001, "end": 9940.12, "text": " It has to be like a one in like 10,000 throw."}, {"start": 9940.12, "end": 9942.08, "text": " It has to be like a one in 10,000 throw."}, {"start": 9942.08, "end": 9942.92, "text": " It has to be."}, {"start": 9944.44, "end": 9946.0, "text": " It legitimately has to be."}, {"start": 9946.0, "end": 9947.92, "text": " I have had it literally right here."}, {"start": 9947.92, "end": 9954.16, "text": " It is unbelievable, this makes the brick level look like a walk in the park."}, {"start": 9954.16, "end": 9955.84, "text": " I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 9955.84, "end": 9965.04, "text": " This makes the brick level look like a walk in the park."}, {"start": 9965.04, "end": 9966.6, "text": " Face cam to the box for good luck."}, {"start": 9966.6, "end": 9969.8, "text": " Oh buddy, you must not have been here two hours ago."}, {"start": 9969.800000000001, "end": 9971.800000000001, "text": " I did that for about 30 minutes."}, {"start": 9979.6, "end": 9980.6, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 9985.7, "end": 9986.7, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 9991.000000000002, "end": 9992.000000000002, "text": " That's gonna help."}, {"start": 9999.800000000001, "end": 10002.800000000001, "text": " Dude, where did the, where did the power go?"}, {"start": 10004.800000000001, "end": 10011.800000000001, "text": " I hate everything and everyone. Everybody. Everything. Everyone. Ever. Forever. Always."}, {"start": 10025.800000000001, "end": 10027.800000000001, "text": " Wait, I just saw a vision."}, {"start": 10029.800000000001, "end": 10038.36, "text": " I just saw a vision I just saw a vision"}, {"start": 10045.2, "end": 10053.080000000002, "text": " you're hitting it consistently late or not you're late"}, {"start": 10059.800000000001, "end": 10063.800000000001, "text": " It has to be the perfect hit, though."}, {"start": 10063.800000000001, "end": 10067.800000000001, "text": " The stars literally have to align. I can't believe what I'm saying."}, {"start": 10067.800000000001, "end": 10072.840000000002, "text": " Statistically speaking should have happened by now like statistically. It has to be the perfect hit though"}, {"start": 10073.920000000002, "end": 10077.220000000001, "text": " The stars literally have to align. I can't believe what I'm saying"}, {"start": 10090.920000000002, "end": 10092.920000000002, "text": " That right there, how can I do that again?"}, {"start": 10097.800000000001, "end": 10106.240000000002, "text": " Is there a DLC I can buy for this, like Super Power Pan?"}, {"start": 10106.240000000002, "end": 10115.480000000001, "text": " Like, come on."}, {"start": 10115.480000000001, "end": 10124.640000000001, "text": " If this was a Roblox game, I would have been spent the Robux on an upgraded Pan."}, {"start": 10124.64, "end": 10134.64, "text": " Oh, my goodness, I know it. I understand it now."}, {"start": 10134.64, "end": 10138.64, "text": " Oh, my goodness, I got it."}, {"start": 10138.64, "end": 10144.64, "text": " Yeah, I got it. I got it now."}, {"start": 10144.64, "end": 10162.64, "text": " It's not approaching, well it's approaching, but it's not at egging on levels of ridiculous,"}, {"start": 10162.64, "end": 10172.96, "text": " but it's approaching it."}, {"start": 10172.96, "end": 10173.96, "text": " Did you see that right there?"}, {"start": 10173.960000000001, "end": 10195.480000000001, "text": " see that. Oh, getting over it is a cake walk compared to this. A cake walk. Johnny with"}, {"start": 10195.48, "end": 10208.6, "text": " the file. I'm starting to lose faith chat. I've had faith. I'm starting to lose faith."}, {"start": 10208.6, "end": 10221.16, "text": " I'm actually starting to lose faith. My faith is waning. I've burned about 5000 calories"}, {"start": 10221.16, "end": 10240.76, "text": " doing this. My brain. Oh my goodness. My brain has"}, {"start": 10240.76, "end": 10260.44, "text": " My brain has completely lost all form, nothing makes sense."}, {"start": 10260.44, "end": 10262.76, "text": " I feel like I'm dreaming."}, {"start": 10262.76, "end": 10263.76, "text": " This feels like a dream."}, {"start": 10263.76, "end": 10266.880000000001, "text": " I don't even think I'm awake right now."}, {"start": 10266.880000000001, "end": 10269.92, "text": " I'm not even streaming."}, {"start": 10269.92, "end": 10271.68, "text": " I thought I was going to beat this game today."}, {"start": 10271.68, "end": 10272.76, "text": " Is this the last level of the game?"}, {"start": 10272.76, "end": 10274.08, "text": " It actually has to be."}, {"start": 10274.08, "end": 10276.12, "text": " This actually has to be the last level of the game."}, {"start": 10276.12, "end": 10277.08, "text": " This is it."}, {"start": 10277.08, "end": 10279.56, "text": " This is the final boss."}, {"start": 10279.56, "end": 10280.36, "text": " It has to be it."}, {"start": 10287.2, "end": 10287.960000000001, "text": " There's one more."}, {"start": 10287.960000000001, "end": 10290.68, "text": " If there's one more, it has to be a freebie."}, {"start": 10290.68, "end": 10293.36, "text": " If there's one more level up this, it has to be a freebie."}, {"start": 10293.36, "end": 10294.6, "text": " It's like congratulations."}, {"start": 10294.6, "end": 10297.76, "text": " And they put a box right in the middle."}, {"start": 10299.92, "end": 10303.92, "text": " I am a sausage."}, {"start": 10303.92, "end": 10307.92, "text": " Kill me."}, {"start": 10307.92, "end": 10311.92, "text": " And eat me."}, {"start": 10311.92, "end": 10315.92, "text": " Kill me."}, {"start": 10315.92, "end": 10319.92, "text": " Eat me."}, {"start": 10319.92, "end": 10323.92, "text": " Sausage."}, {"start": 10323.92, "end": 10324.92, "text": " SAUCE."}, {"start": 10330.92, "end": 10331.92, "text": " SAUCE."}, {"start": 10337.92, "end": 10338.92, "text": " SAUCE."}, {"start": 10341.92, "end": 10342.92, "text": " PLEASE!"}, {"start": 10342.92, "end": 10371.92, "text": " I thought that was it, I thought that was it, I thought that was it."}, {"start": 10371.92, "end": 10373.92, "text": " Chad, why wasn't that it? Why wasn't that it?"}, {"start": 10391.92, "end": 10394.92, "text": " There! Chad, I'm back in the rhythm!"}, {"start": 10397.92, "end": 10398.92, "text": " I'm back in the rhythm!"}, {"start": 10401.92, "end": 10413.92, "text": " Look, I'm hitting the square every time."}, {"start": 10413.92, "end": 10423.06, "text": " Except that time, that didn't count."}, {"start": 10423.06, "end": 10424.66, "text": " You have to be doing something wrong."}, {"start": 10424.66, "end": 10426.94, "text": " Yes, I am doing something wrong."}, {"start": 10426.94, "end": 10429.58, "text": " Ever deciding to load up this game."}, {"start": 10429.58, "end": 10434.58, "text": " But now I've come too far."}, {"start": 10434.58, "end": 10436.58, "text": " Who's in the city?"}, {"start": 10442.58, "end": 10444.58, "text": " Chat, tell me the final level that there's this."}, {"start": 10444.58, "end": 10446.58, "text": " It's like the credits."}, {"start": 10446.58, "end": 10462.42, "text": " I don't understand how I haven't hit it yet, statistically have I shouldn't have had I"}, {"start": 10462.42, "end": 10473.92, "text": " had how many times that gonna happen."}, {"start": 10473.92, "end": 10480.960000000001, "text": " I get the flip imagine I get the flip and I somehow wind up overshooting it. Could you imagine?"}, {"start": 10491.36, "end": 10496.88, "text": " Actually you know what? I don't even think it's possible to overshoot this. It is physically impossible"}, {"start": 10498.8, "end": 10501.6, "text": " and it's not even in the code of the game to be able to overshoot this."}, {"start": 10503.92, "end": 10507.16, "text": " This is unbelievable."}, {"start": 10509.16, "end": 10512.66, "text": " Yo, Mary Alley with the TNW, Mary Alley with the TNW, thank you."}, {"start": 10516.92, "end": 10518.92, "text": " Try overshooting it."}, {"start": 10524.92, "end": 10525.92, "text": " Big dog."}, {"start": 10530.92, "end": 10532.92, "text": " I'm flipping the table. I'm flipping the table."}, {"start": 10532.92, "end": 10534.92, "text": " I'm flipping the table. I'm flipping the table."}, {"start": 10534.92, "end": 10536.92, "text": " Mois help me with the..."}, {"start": 10537.92, "end": 10539.92, "text": " Mois help me with the..."}, {"start": 10562.92, "end": 10564.92, "text": " Somebody better die."}, {"start": 10577.92, "end": 10579.92, "text": " We must make it."}, {"start": 10581.92, "end": 10583.92, "text": " It must happen!"}, {"start": 10587.92, "end": 10590.92, "text": " Yeah, I'm done. What's going on?"}, {"start": 10592.92, "end": 10603.92, "text": " How is that not it, man?"}, {"start": 10603.92, "end": 10607.92, "text": " How is that not it, man?"}, {"start": 10607.92, "end": 10614.92, "text": " How is that not it, man?"}, {"start": 10614.92, "end": 10617.92, "text": " Tell me, Chad."}, {"start": 10617.92, "end": 10619.92, "text": " Chad, tell me."}, {"start": 10619.92, "end": 10621.92, "text": " How was that not it?"}, {"start": 10621.92, "end": 10626.92, "text": " Tell me, how, how was that not it?"}, {"start": 10626.92, "end": 10634.92, "text": " Tell me, tell me, tell me,"}, {"start": 10634.92, "end": 10641.92, "text": " I'm giving it 20 more tries, I'm done."}, {"start": 10641.92, "end": 10646.92, "text": " This is ridiculous, I was doing so good, I was killing every level."}, {"start": 10646.92, "end": 10647.92, "text": " every level."}, {"start": 10647.92, "end": 10649.68, "text": " Did I beat like 30 levels today?"}, {"start": 10649.68, "end": 10651.92, "text": " Was you here where I beat the rest of the 30 levels in here?"}, {"start": 10654.8, "end": 10656.32, "text": " And then this happened."}, {"start": 10656.32, "end": 10660.68, "text": " Even the nail level, which I thought was going to take an hour,"}, {"start": 10660.68, "end": 10664.16, "text": " no, has nothing."}, {"start": 10664.16, "end": 10666.92, "text": " This is ridiculous."}, {"start": 10676.92, "end": 10685.88, "text": " I don't understand. This is the method though, right?"}, {"start": 10685.88, "end": 10693.6, "text": " This is the only method I've had to get it even close to here."}, {"start": 10693.6, "end": 10697.2, "text": " Chris Refield. No, he ain't hearing me."}, {"start": 10697.2, "end": 10700.880000000001, "text": " milkman with the five gifted. Thank you."}, {"start": 10710.0, "end": 10713.6, "text": " All right. A few more tries and I'm out of here."}, {"start": 10717.44, "end": 10720.480000000001, "text": " Try dropping earlier."}, {"start": 10727.2, "end": 10734.2, "text": " It's RNG. If it wasn't RNG, I'd have been able to hit it by now. I know for a fact it's RNG."}, {"start": 10734.2, "end": 10742.2, "text": " If it wasn't I, unironically on my life, I'd have been able to hit it by now. I know for a fact I would have."}, {"start": 10742.2, "end": 10747.2, "text": " And also if it wasn't RNG, somebody would be able to do this like 30 times in a row."}, {"start": 10757.2, "end": 10759.2, "text": " You can't move the box."}, {"start": 10772.2, "end": 10773.2, "text": " 10 more tries."}, {"start": 10803.2, "end": 10827.12, "text": " That's the same thing I've been doing."}, {"start": 10827.12, "end": 10841.640000000001, "text": " is the same thing I've been doing? So it goes boom, boom, boom. It goes back, front, flip."}, {"start": 10841.640000000001, "end": 10848.640000000001, "text": " And I have to hit it exactly as the front hits. So it goes back. And as soon as the front"}, {"start": 10848.64, "end": 10863.16, "text": " hits I flip again. So it goes drop back hits and as soon as the front hits I go again. So"}, {"start": 10863.16, "end": 10868.64, "text": " In real time, I have to swing it again right as the back hits."}, {"start": 10883.14, "end": 10884.619999999999, "text": " I understand it now."}, {"start": 10884.619999999999, "end": 10885.42, "text": " I understand it now."}, {"start": 10888.46, "end": 10888.96, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 10893.16, "end": 10899.16, "text": " It has to be physics. It is. Good thing I'm a physicist."}, {"start": 10908.16, "end": 10911.16, "text": " Chad, have you lost faith in me? Have you lost faith in me?"}, {"start": 10913.16, "end": 10915.16, "text": " What this dude just say?"}, {"start": 10917.16, "end": 10922.16, "text": " This is your Super Bowl. You know what? Yeah, it is. You're right."}, {"start": 10923.16, "end": 10930.84, "text": " It is my Super Bowl."}, {"start": 10930.84, "end": 10935.64, "text": " This has the equivalent to an IRL Super Bowl victory, by the way."}, {"start": 10935.64, "end": 10944.64, "text": " Hitting this is more difficult than winning a Super Bowl."}, {"start": 10944.64, "end": 10951.56, "text": " Actually."}, {"start": 10951.56, "end": 10952.56, "text": " Do you agree with that?"}, {"start": 10962.76, "end": 10965.279999999999, "text": " Like they need to send me a ring or something"}, {"start": 10965.279999999999, "end": 10966.48, "text": " if I hit this."}, {"start": 10968.6, "end": 10971.0, "text": " No, when I hit this."}, {"start": 10971.0, "end": 10986.0, "text": " A trophy! I beat Weenie game! Just send it!"}, {"start": 11031.0, "end": 11032.5, "text": " It's within my grasp."}, {"start": 11036.24, "end": 11037.08, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 11042.04, "end": 11043.38, "text": " It's within my grasp."}, {"start": 11045.88, "end": 11047.22, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 11047.22, "end": 11048.94, "text": " Don't you believe?"}, {"start": 11048.94, "end": 11049.78, "text": " Don't you, Chad?"}, {"start": 11051.16, "end": 11052.0, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 11053.1, "end": 11053.94, "text": " Say it."}, {"start": 11057.6, "end": 11058.44, "text": " I touched it."}, {"start": 11058.44, "end": 11059.44, "text": " That's all I needed."}, {"start": 11061.0, "end": 11066.0, "text": " That's all I needed."}, {"start": 11066.0, "end": 11073.0, "text": " That's all I needed."}, {"start": 11073.0, "end": 11076.0, "text": " I touched it again."}, {"start": 11076.0, "end": 11079.0, "text": " You could hear a pin drop in here."}, {"start": 11079.0, "end": 11082.0, "text": " Everybody's on the edge of their seat."}, {"start": 11082.0, "end": 11085.0, "text": " There's people saying, no, he can't do it, he can't do it."}, {"start": 11085.0, "end": 11087.0, "text": " There's a crowd."}, {"start": 11087.0, "end": 11089.5, "text": " They're watching me up here flipping this sausage."}, {"start": 11091.0, "end": 11093.0, "text": " Half of them believe half of them don't."}, {"start": 11096.0, "end": 11097.0, "text": " They're laughing at me."}, {"start": 11098.0, "end": 11099.0, "text": " They're calling me stupid."}, {"start": 11109.0, "end": 11110.0, "text": " Are you calling me stupid?"}, {"start": 11114.0, "end": 11115.0, "text": " I'm messing up right there."}, {"start": 11117.0, "end": 11124.0, "text": " What have I become?"}, {"start": 11124.0, "end": 11129.0, "text": " What have I become?"}, {"start": 11129.0, "end": 11131.0, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 11131.0, "end": 11137.0, "text": " She had in mind nothing more than a guy with a skillet now?"}, {"start": 11137.0, "end": 11141.0, "text": " Is that all I am?"}, {"start": 11141.0, "end": 11154.42, "text": " man. I'm not I'm not getting them up. Why did the momentum stop? That's my question."}, {"start": 11154.42, "end": 11167.04, "text": " There we go. There we go. I need to consistently be hitting the block. If I can do that consistently,"}, {"start": 11167.04, "end": 11175.560000000001, "text": " gives me a better chance. Obviously, K with the 10, WK with the 10. Chad, how many total"}, {"start": 11175.56, "end": 11187.56, "text": " How many more tries are we at now? 1,000?"}, {"start": 11187.56, "end": 11191.56, "text": " Nine hundred."}, {"start": 11191.56, "end": 11200.56, "text": " Consistently hit the block at least."}, {"start": 11200.56, "end": 11204.56, "text": " What was that slot?"}, {"start": 11204.56, "end": 11207.56, "text": " Oh my goodness, I'm not even consistently hitting the block now."}, {"start": 11209.56, "end": 11211.56, "text": " I'm about to get naked. I'm about to quit."}, {"start": 11211.56, "end": 11213.56, "text": " I got 10 more shots in me. 10 more."}, {"start": 11214.56, "end": 11217.56, "text": " 10 more. I can't even consistently hit the block every time now."}, {"start": 11218.56, "end": 11220.56, "text": " What I was doing it before."}, {"start": 11220.56, "end": 11223.56, "text": " Like, look, how am I not consistently hitting the block at this point?"}, {"start": 11225.56, "end": 11227.56, "text": " You know what I mean? How?"}, {"start": 11234.56, "end": 11241.84, "text": " It makes no sense that I am not able to consistently hit the block."}, {"start": 11241.84, "end": 11252.76, "text": " That doesn't make sense, right?"}, {"start": 11252.76, "end": 11256.539999999999, "text": " And you want to know why?"}, {"start": 11256.539999999999, "end": 11260.48, "text": " Because it's RNG."}, {"start": 11260.48, "end": 11276.9, "text": " You can say I'm coping if you want."}, {"start": 11276.9, "end": 11280.9, "text": " You can say I'm coping if you want."}, {"start": 11280.9, "end": 11289.96, "text": " I just threw my back out."}, {"start": 11289.960000000001, "end": 11292.160000000002, "text": " I just leaned back in my chair and blew my back out."}, {"start": 11292.160000000002, "end": 11292.660000000002, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 11295.560000000001, "end": 11296.36, "text": " I'm actually."}, {"start": 11300.960000000001, "end": 11304.460000000001, "text": " I'm actually I just blew my back out leaning back in my chair."}, {"start": 11304.460000000001, "end": 11333.460000000001, "text": " 10 more tosses for real, 10 more tosses, for real 10 more tosses, for real 10 more tosses,"}, {"start": 11333.460000000001, "end": 11342.76, "text": " Take my Lee E."}, {"start": 11342.76, "end": 11343.740000000002, "text": " Waiter."}, {"start": 11347.94, "end": 11349.1, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 11349.1, "end": 11349.580000000002, "text": " Waiter."}, {"start": 11355.500000000002, "end": 11358.000000000002, "text": " Ahhh."}, {"start": 11358.000000000002, "end": 11359.460000000001, "text": " Whaaa."}, {"start": 11359.460000000001, "end": 11360.460000000001, "text": " Whaaaa."}, {"start": 11363.460000000001, "end": 11370.460000000001, "text": " Run that clip! Run me that clip! That is the closest I've gotten! Run me the clip!"}, {"start": 11393.460000000001, "end": 11400.460000000001, "text": " Band whoever sent this clip in."}, {"start": 11400.460000000001, "end": 11403.460000000001, "text": " Waiter!"}, {"start": 11403.460000000001, "end": 11405.460000000001, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 11405.460000000001, "end": 11407.460000000001, "text": " Waiter!"}, {"start": 11407.460000000001, "end": 11409.460000000001, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 11409.460000000001, "end": 11411.460000000001, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 11411.460000000001, "end": 11413.460000000001, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 11413.460000000001, "end": 11415.460000000001, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 11415.460000000001, "end": 11417.460000000001, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 11417.460000000001, "end": 11419.460000000001, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 11419.460000000001, "end": 11421.460000000001, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 11421.460000000001, "end": 11442.18, "text": " What, what, what was that?"}, {"start": 11442.18, "end": 11445.18, "text": " Let just let it make it, man!"}, {"start": 11459.62, "end": 11461.7, "text": " Legitimately, count me down, 20."}, {"start": 11463.86, "end": 11464.7, "text": " 19."}, {"start": 11468.9, "end": 11469.74, "text": " 18."}, {"start": 11472.18, "end": 11499.18, "text": " 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12."}, {"start": 11502.18, "end": 11503.18, "text": " 10."}, {"start": 11503.18, "end": 11504.18, "text": " 9."}, {"start": 11504.18, "end": 11505.18, "text": " 8."}, {"start": 11505.18, "end": 11506.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11506.18, "end": 11507.18, "text": " 6."}, {"start": 11507.18, "end": 11508.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11508.18, "end": 11509.18, "text": " 8."}, {"start": 11509.18, "end": 11510.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11510.18, "end": 11511.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11511.18, "end": 11512.18, "text": " 8."}, {"start": 11512.18, "end": 11513.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11513.18, "end": 11514.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11514.18, "end": 11515.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11515.18, "end": 11516.18, "text": " 9."}, {"start": 11516.18, "end": 11517.18, "text": " 9."}, {"start": 11517.18, "end": 11518.18, "text": " 10."}, {"start": 11518.18, "end": 11519.18, "text": " 9."}, {"start": 11519.18, "end": 11520.18, "text": " 8."}, {"start": 11520.18, "end": 11521.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11521.18, "end": 11522.18, "text": " 8."}, {"start": 11522.18, "end": 11523.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11523.18, "end": 11524.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11524.18, "end": 11525.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11525.18, "end": 11526.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11526.18, "end": 11527.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11527.18, "end": 11528.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11528.18, "end": 11529.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11529.18, "end": 11530.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11530.18, "end": 11531.18, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 11531.18, "end": 11559.58, "text": " Five, four, three, two, one, and zero."}, {"start": 11559.58, "end": 11561.38, "text": " I guess we're beating it tomorrow."}, {"start": 11561.38, "end": 11563.38, "text": " Get the fuck out of here!"}, {"start": 11581.38, "end": 11584.38, "text": " How many levels did I get through today on that game?"}, {"start": 11587.58, "end": 11588.58, "text": " How many levels?"}, {"start": 11589.58, "end": 11601.76, "text": " W. We for running them predictions, by the way, that is insane."}, {"start": 11601.76, "end": 11602.76, "text": " It'll happen tomorrow."}, {"start": 11602.76, "end": 11603.76, "text": " It has to."}, {"start": 11603.76, "end": 11607.16, "text": " You know what I've noticed about this game so far?"}, {"start": 11607.16, "end": 11613.26, "text": " I have noticed that when I get off and I get back on the next day, I instantly start"}, {"start": 11613.26, "end": 11614.26, "text": " doing good again."}, {"start": 11614.26, "end": 11616.44, "text": " There's a chance I get on and do it within like five."}, {"start": 11622.2, "end": 11627.2, "text": " Apparently, that is either the last level"}, {"start": 11628.36, "end": 11630.34, "text": " or the second to last level."}, {"start": 11630.34, "end": 11632.62, "text": " Kyle with the five, W. Kyle with the five."}, {"start": 11632.62, "end": 11634.34, "text": " Thank you, Kyle, W. Kyle."}, {"start": 11635.6, "end": 11637.7, "text": " You already know what time it is though."}, {"start": 11640.34, "end": 11641.800000000001, "text": " I'm six and my stomach man."}, {"start": 11641.800000000001, "end": 11648.300000000001, "text": " You know what though? Let's take a positive from it. I made crazy good progress on the game today."}, {"start": 11648.300000000001, "end": 11654.800000000001, "text": " I got within like a level or two of the end. No joke. I made good progress on that."}, {"start": 11654.800000000001, "end": 11662.800000000001, "text": " I can't believe that I got that close that many times."}, {"start": 11662.800000000001, "end": 11668.800000000001, "text": " Brianna with the five. W Brianna with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 11668.800000000001, "end": 11681.28, "text": " You already know what time it is now delusional with the with the thousand bits I genuinely"}, {"start": 11681.28, "end": 11685.080000000002, "text": " lose a hundred ninety thousand points case the house wife and kids are gone."}, {"start": 11685.08, "end": 11689.08, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11695.08, "end": 11698.08, "text": " Oh, really rock? I didn't know about that. W rock. Thank you."}, {"start": 11702.08, "end": 11704.08, "text": " But you know what time it is, Chad."}, {"start": 11707.08, "end": 11711.08, "text": " Hey, you know what time it is, buddy."}, {"start": 11711.08, "end": 11729.84, "text": " It is spooky time up in this thing right here, right now."}, {"start": 11729.84, "end": 11733.24, "text": " You got you a dipey on, Bubba, huh?"}, {"start": 11733.24, "end": 11735.24, "text": " Oh, hold on."}, {"start": 11749.24, "end": 11750.24, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 11756.24, "end": 11758.24, "text": " You best get you a dive beyond."}, {"start": 11758.24, "end": 11765.24, "text": " Any game that has a laundry mat, any horror game that has a laundry mat as the background has got to be good."}, {"start": 11766.24, "end": 11768.24, "text": " Get you a diaper, Al Baba!"}, {"start": 11769.24, "end": 11771.24, "text": " Cause it's spooky!"}, {"start": 11773.24, "end": 11774.24, "text": " Do it again!"}, {"start": 11908.24, "end": 11936.24, "text": " I've been living too fast, I've been living too wrong."}, {"start": 11936.24, "end": 11939.24, "text": " Oh, good work, I know."}, {"start": 11941.24, "end": 11946.24, "text": " But if big ol' workers got me running around,"}, {"start": 11948.24, "end": 11953.24, "text": " I heard it's always said to settle down."}, {"start": 11955.24, "end": 11958.24, "text": " If people lie, that's not good."}, {"start": 11958.24, "end": 11961.24, "text": " It is feeling even sad."}, {"start": 11961.24, "end": 11968.24, "text": " I know now I am over now."}, {"start": 11968.24, "end": 11974.24, "text": " Cruel, cruel world, I know how."}, {"start": 11974.24, "end": 11982.24, "text": " Cruel, cruel world, I know how."}, {"start": 11982.24, "end": 11999.46, "text": " Take a creatine and we can start the game."}, {"start": 11999.46, "end": 12004.28, "text": " I'm late on my second dose of creatine because of that game."}, {"start": 12004.28, "end": 12007.96, "text": " If I don't get it within 30 tries tomorrow, I expect it to come to a get by making tomorrow"}, {"start": 12007.96, "end": 12009.68, "text": " on stream for real."}, {"start": 12009.68, "end": 12011.44, "text": " If I don't get what it in 30 tries tomorrow,"}, {"start": 12011.44, "end": 12013.1, "text": " I expect a butt naked shrink."}, {"start": 12016.04, "end": 12017.800000000001, "text": " You can count on it, bud."}, {"start": 12022.960000000001, "end": 12025.36, "text": " That's about two scoops left in there, right?"}, {"start": 12028.92, "end": 12030.32, "text": " That's about two scoops."}, {"start": 12034.44, "end": 12035.28, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12035.28, "end": 12042.28, "text": " Yeah, that's about two scoops of creants ain't left in there."}, {"start": 12051.560000000001, "end": 12056.560000000001, "text": " You got you a dive beyond Bubba? Huh. You better have."}, {"start": 12056.560000000001, "end": 12062.960000000001, "text": " Because it's spooky time up in this thing."}, {"start": 12062.960000000001, "end": 12063.800000000001, "text": " You hear me?"}, {"start": 12065.84, "end": 12067.84, "text": " You listen when I'm talking to you!"}, {"start": 12091.080000000002, "end": 12092.080000000002, "text": " Now you heard me!"}, {"start": 12092.960000000001, "end": 12118.960000000001, "text": " We're not trying to preachy, though, not through."}, {"start": 12118.960000000001, "end": 12123.960000000001, "text": " I'll find it later."}, {"start": 12123.960000000001, "end": 12124.960000000001, "text": " Lock in, Chad."}, {"start": 12124.960000000001, "end": 12127.6, "text": " I hope you got you a dyke me on."}, {"start": 12127.6, "end": 12133.44, "text": " Me with the 5W, me with the 5, thank you."}, {"start": 12133.44, "end": 12135.36, "text": " Just got on, did you win sausage game?"}, {"start": 12135.36, "end": 12138.480000000001, "text": " You're bad, Catherine."}, {"start": 12138.480000000001, "end": 12140.2, "text": " Vext with the 5W Vext."}, {"start": 12140.2, "end": 12143.320000000002, "text": " No, Catherine, I got through like 20 levels of sausage game"}, {"start": 12143.320000000002, "end": 12145.160000000002, "text": " today and got to the second to last level"}, {"start": 12145.160000000002, "end": 12146.400000000001, "text": " and it drove me crazy."}, {"start": 12146.4, "end": 12148.96, "text": " Cause I did it for like an hour straight on one level."}, {"start": 12148.96, "end": 12150.76, "text": " And so I'm gonna try to get them on."}, {"start": 12150.76, "end": 12152.359999999999, "text": " So it's smoky time right now."}, {"start": 12153.32, "end": 12155.48, "text": " Name of this game is"}, {"start": 12156.52, "end": 12158.6, "text": " Bleach and Blood."}, {"start": 12160.72, "end": 12162.0, "text": " That's the name of this game."}, {"start": 12162.0, "end": 12163.16, "text": " And I'm assuming it's called,"}, {"start": 12163.16, "end": 12166.52, "text": " talking about Bleach because it's a laundry store."}, {"start": 12166.52, "end": 12167.359999999999, "text": " Laundry map."}, {"start": 12172.359999999999, "end": 12173.52, "text": " Oh man, that's good."}, {"start": 12176.4, "end": 12181.859999999999, "text": " the five gifts. Read"}, {"start": 12181.859999999999, "end": 12183.8, "text": " Scorching Flames Bits with the"}, {"start": 12183.8, "end": 12185.8, "text": " five gifted. Who?"}, {"start": 12192.039999999999, "end": 12195.48, "text": " Oh, you're scorching flames."}, {"start": 12195.48, "end": 12197.48, "text": " 5000 bits from Scorching Flames."}, {"start": 12197.48, "end": 12199.48, "text": " W scorching flames with the 5000"}, {"start": 12199.48, "end": 12202.48, "text": " bits."}, {"start": 12202.48, "end": 12204.48, "text": " Hey, K. Scorching. Yes, that was"}, {"start": 12204.48, "end": 12205.52, "text": " my birthday. I figured I'd"}, {"start": 12205.52, "end": 12207.2, "text": " My favorite content, one of."}, {"start": 12208.880000000001, "end": 12209.960000000001, "text": " Do you know Happy Birthday to me?"}, {"start": 12209.960000000001, "end": 12211.800000000001, "text": " One of your favorite content creators."}, {"start": 12211.800000000001, "end": 12212.76, "text": " You done lost your mind."}, {"start": 12212.76, "end": 12214.48, "text": " You think you'll get a happy birthday from me."}, {"start": 12214.48, "end": 12215.78, "text": " You just insulted me."}, {"start": 12217.12, "end": 12219.0, "text": " One of your favorite content creators."}, {"start": 12219.0, "end": 12220.640000000001, "text": " You done lost your mind."}, {"start": 12221.76, "end": 12222.6, "text": " No, I'm playing."}, {"start": 12223.880000000001, "end": 12224.720000000001, "text": " The past few years,"}, {"start": 12224.720000000001, "end": 12226.52, "text": " I've always found a way to make me laugh."}, {"start": 12226.52, "end": 12228.08, "text": " Much love for me and my friends, family,"}, {"start": 12228.08, "end": 12230.04, "text": " and community has been a part of my life."}, {"start": 12230.04, "end": 12231.36, "text": " You'll have me birthday scored,"}, {"start": 12231.36, "end": 12232.2, "text": " chat till scored,"}, {"start": 12232.2, "end": 12233.28, "text": " chat my happy birthday scored,"}, {"start": 12233.28, "end": 12234.4, "text": " chat till scored, chat the birthday."}, {"start": 12234.4, "end": 12235.359999999999, "text": " Hope you have a great birthday."}, {"start": 12235.359999999999, "end": 12235.859999999999, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12238.6, "end": 12240.64, "text": " In case you're not one of, you are my favorite."}, {"start": 12240.64, "end": 12242.56, "text": " Thank you so much, twerkalicious."}, {"start": 12245.88, "end": 12247.92, "text": " That's a great name, by the way, that's tough."}, {"start": 12247.92, "end": 12248.68, "text": " Lock in a chat."}, {"start": 12248.68, "end": 12251.359999999999, "text": " It's spooky time up in this thing."}, {"start": 12251.359999999999, "end": 12255.76, "text": " Spooky time up in this thing."}, {"start": 12255.76, "end": 12257.16, "text": " How about I go back?"}, {"start": 12257.16, "end": 12257.68, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12257.68, "end": 12258.6, "text": " Bleaching blood."}, {"start": 12258.6, "end": 12261.359999999999, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 12261.359999999999, "end": 12263.4, "text": " New game."}, {"start": 12263.4, "end": 12283.96, "text": " GG. What are you watching? Oh, that dude just got smacked. Hey, what are you watching?"}, {"start": 12283.96, "end": 12288.44, "text": " It's 930 already. Gotta get ready for work. Oh, Chad, this is about to be real scary"}, {"start": 12288.44, "end": 12296.36, "text": " for y'all. Need some coffee for tonight. It's about to get real scary for y'all. We're going to work,"}, {"start": 12297.32, "end": 12300.92, "text": " so we ain't going to the laundry, man. Just to wash some clothes. We work there."}, {"start": 12302.92, "end": 12307.720000000001, "text": " Let me get some coffee. Oh my goodness. We need to clean this place."}, {"start": 12309.960000000001, "end": 12315.16, "text": " What's his note? Note to self. Light a candle for mom and dad finally writing that song."}, {"start": 12315.16, "end": 12319.66, "text": " with our parents wrote a song."}, {"start": 12319.66, "end": 12322.16, "text": " They got motion, coffee time,"}, {"start": 12328.26, "end": 12329.16, "text": " coffee time,"}, {"start": 12333.9, "end": 12338.1, "text": " bitter and stale, just how I like it as his life,"}, {"start": 12338.1, "end": 12339.3, "text": " bitter and stale."}, {"start": 12341.6, "end": 12344.78, "text": " Look at the trash that we got just laying on the floor."}, {"start": 12344.78, "end": 12347.900000000001, "text": " Won't you pick this trash up?"}, {"start": 12347.900000000001, "end": 12350.820000000002, "text": " This is disrespectful."}, {"start": 12350.820000000002, "end": 12352.74, "text": " Do you have to do that every time you take a drink?"}, {"start": 12352.74, "end": 12354.58, "text": " Do you have to do that every time?"}, {"start": 12354.58, "end": 12356.460000000001, "text": " I guess so."}, {"start": 12356.460000000001, "end": 12359.220000000001, "text": " It's not like a steam engine."}, {"start": 12359.220000000001, "end": 12361.5, "text": " Am I going to work now?"}, {"start": 12361.5, "end": 12363.220000000001, "text": " At least the bathroom's kind of clean."}, {"start": 12366.060000000001, "end": 12369.74, "text": " What's this other room over here?"}, {"start": 12369.74, "end": 12370.86, "text": " Tyler was still asleep."}, {"start": 12370.86, "end": 12371.58, "text": " Who's Tyler?"}, {"start": 12374.78, "end": 12379.78, "text": " We in the trenches, dude."}, {"start": 12379.78, "end": 12384.78, "text": " God, Lee, we in the trenches."}, {"start": 12384.78, "end": 12389.78, "text": " What does that old dresser?"}, {"start": 12389.78, "end": 12394.78, "text": " All right, do I just walk out the door and go to work now?"}, {"start": 12394.78, "end": 12398.78, "text": " Can't go out yet? Why not?"}, {"start": 12398.78, "end": 12402.78, "text": " Oh, do I got to light the candles?"}, {"start": 12402.78, "end": 12410.220000000001, "text": " Oh, there's another note. What's it say night shift routine get up make coffee change use bathroom get keys got it"}, {"start": 12413.220000000001, "end": 12419.66, "text": " Just beat the sausage game ha ha ha ha ha ha. No, you did not hobo Patrick 1998 stop line"}, {"start": 12423.380000000001, "end": 12428.16, "text": " All right, let's get changed. Do I got any clothes laying around wait that was the right order, right? Let me go look at that again"}, {"start": 12428.16, "end": 12435.22, "text": " What was the order of this get up make coffee change use bathroom get keys"}, {"start": 12436.1, "end": 12438.72, "text": " What clothes do I change into won't see no clothes"}, {"start": 12442.96, "end": 12444.96, "text": " Check y'all see any clothes I"}, {"start": 12446.039999999999, "end": 12448.76, "text": " Mean I saw some clothes laying on the floor, but I couldn't grab them"}, {"start": 12450.8, "end": 12452.8, "text": " It's quiet in this house"}, {"start": 12452.800000000001, "end": 12461.800000000001, "text": " Oh, it worked. Now let's go take a boom boom real quick before we go to work. Gotta go"}, {"start": 12461.800000000001, "end": 12485.080000000002, "text": " bone bone. Please don't make noise. That's your door open. Why is the toilet shaking like"}, {"start": 12485.08, "end": 12495.88, "text": " dad. We literally blew that thing up. No hand washes diabolical. Why did Tyler's door open"}, {"start": 12495.88, "end": 12511.12, "text": " up like that? Tyler? Sorry for scaring you. I thought you left already. What are you doing?"}, {"start": 12511.12, "end": 12513.240000000002, "text": " Oh, uh, fixing my speaker, it fell."}, {"start": 12514.480000000001, "end": 12518.0, "text": " At this time, you slept with the TV on."}, {"start": 12519.2, "end": 12519.880000000001, "text": " That's different."}, {"start": 12522.160000000002, "end": 12523.2, "text": " Won't you be late for work?"}, {"start": 12524.44, "end": 12525.44, "text": " No, we'll see you later."}, {"start": 12525.44, "end": 12528.84, "text": " I'm going to see you and don't forget to lock the door when you're back."}, {"start": 12529.36, "end": 12530.5, "text": " Is Tyler not have a job?"}, {"start": 12530.5, "end": 12532.04, "text": " Am I paying all the bills in this house?"}, {"start": 12539.160000000002, "end": 12540.04, "text": " What this thing would say?"}, {"start": 12541.12, "end": 12544.34, "text": " Every game I see queso play looks irradiated"}, {"start": 12545.34, "end": 12551.54, "text": " Well, that's the the VHS graphics. It does look like you're looking at like a rogue source though not gonna lie"}, {"start": 12555.7, "end": 12559.92, "text": " All right, let's go to work chat GG now the real horror begins"}, {"start": 12561.5, "end": 12563.5, "text": " Oh, we live in an apartment"}, {"start": 12563.5, "end": 12576.1, "text": " some some VH is that a knife ma'am what you doing with that knife oh that's a"}, {"start": 12576.1, "end": 12582.3, "text": " cigarette hey you got a miss Smith so how's the place treating you pretty good"}, {"start": 12582.3, "end": 12586.98, "text": " I'm used to it guys here a fax machine or something"}, {"start": 12586.98, "end": 12600.3, "text": " Yo, AV, AV with the five, get the W, AV with the five, get the thank you."}, {"start": 12600.3, "end": 12602.38, "text": " Even with Tyler around?"}, {"start": 12602.38, "end": 12603.38, "text": " Barely."}, {"start": 12603.38, "end": 12605.5, "text": " Ha, what's he done now?"}, {"start": 12605.5, "end": 12606.5, "text": " Nothing that's the problem."}, {"start": 12606.5, "end": 12610.22, "text": " I think I've cleaned up after him three times this week."}, {"start": 12610.22, "end": 12611.98, "text": " Sounds about right."}, {"start": 12611.98, "end": 12613.98, "text": " He's not that bad."}, {"start": 12613.98, "end": 12615.48, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 12615.48, "end": 12616.48, "text": " Don't start."}, {"start": 12616.48, "end": 12621.92, "text": " I'm not saying anything right fine at least you're not living alone your mother would have liked that"}, {"start": 12622.8, "end": 12628.0, "text": " yeah she always worried about you being yourself too much even when you were little worried about"}, {"start": 12628.0, "end": 12636.8, "text": " oh being by myself i was about to say never mind i wasn't that bad you absolutely were thanks"}, {"start": 12637.76, "end": 12640.4, "text": " your father never seemed to worry that much at least not until"}, {"start": 12640.4, "end": 12648.4, "text": " I forget it. How's that new job going? It's fine. Mostly boring. I might come by anyway."}, {"start": 12648.4, "end": 12654.8, "text": " Nothing else to do. Bring coffee at all. Consider letting you in. Deal. I like Ms. Smith. W. Ms."}, {"start": 12654.8, "end": 12664.88, "text": " Smith. Hey, you gotta have a seat. Can I get one? Anybody got one? I wouldn't go smoking or"}, {"start": 12664.880000000001, "end": 12685.380000000001, "text": " I recognize this neighborhood GG. I'm a nerd."}, {"start": 12685.380000000001, "end": 12690.380000000001, "text": " Do I dare walk down the dark alleyway? That's absolutely terrifying for no reason."}, {"start": 12690.380000000001, "end": 12691.380000000001, "text": " Sure, I do."}, {"start": 12695.500000000002, "end": 12697.500000000002, "text": " Wait, is this actually how I..."}, {"start": 12699.18, "end": 12701.18, "text": " It was just some rags, Chad. Relax."}, {"start": 12704.500000000002, "end": 12706.500000000002, "text": " It was just some rags. Relax."}, {"start": 12711.62, "end": 12714.1, "text": " Look at all that trash and stuff."}, {"start": 12714.660000000002, "end": 12719.1, "text": " If it wasn't so like ominous and scary, this would be kind of a vibe. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 12720.380000000001, "end": 12727.380000000001, "text": " We're going to work."}, {"start": 12727.380000000001, "end": 12730.380000000001, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 12730.380000000001, "end": 12731.380000000001, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 12731.380000000001, "end": 12732.380000000001, "text": " I can't talk to you."}, {"start": 12732.380000000001, "end": 12733.380000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12733.380000000001, "end": 12738.380000000001, "text": " Have a good day."}, {"start": 12738.380000000001, "end": 12739.380000000001, "text": " I'm late."}, {"start": 12739.380000000001, "end": 12748.380000000001, "text": " What did I miss?"}, {"start": 12748.380000000001, "end": 12753.880000000001, "text": " Don't worry about it."}, {"start": 12753.880000000001, "end": 12755.960000000001, "text": " We've only been on this game for like ten minutes."}, {"start": 12755.960000000001, "end": 12761.28, "text": " We work at a laundry mat and we're walking to work right now."}, {"start": 12761.28, "end": 12766.84, "text": " By the way, what are you looking at?"}, {"start": 12766.84, "end": 12769.44, "text": " Matter of fact, no, you ain't getting by with that."}, {"start": 12769.44, "end": 12770.44, "text": " Bend that goober."}, {"start": 12770.44, "end": 12776.960000000001, "text": " Just to put it short, I was slinging sausages for two and a half hours."}, {"start": 12776.960000000001, "end": 12792.52, "text": " Where is? Wait, what? Did I wind up at the same place that I was? It is so dark out here."}, {"start": 12792.52, "end": 12793.52, "text": " Where do I work at?"}, {"start": 12793.52, "end": 12808.4, "text": " Say y'all need to grow up, man."}, {"start": 12808.4, "end": 12809.68, "text": " How much you would have bet?"}, {"start": 12809.68, "end": 12815.36, "text": " How much you would have bet there's bare minimum 10 clips?"}, {"start": 12815.36, "end": 12822.4, "text": " No, they didn't clip it, actually."}, {"start": 12822.4, "end": 12824.64, "text": " Good. Y'all still need to grow up though."}, {"start": 12830.0, "end": 12832.16, "text": " I really, like what is wrong with y'all?"}, {"start": 12832.88, "end": 12833.76, "text": " Well, no, there they go."}, {"start": 12837.76, "end": 12838.48, "text": " Yeah, there they go."}, {"start": 12842.4, "end": 12843.279999999999, "text": " Oh, yeah, there they go."}, {"start": 12844.56, "end": 12846.0, "text": " Yeah, what in all caps?"}, {"start": 12852.4, "end": 12860.24, "text": " Oh, that was after L Clip you'll always act like I said something crazy. I said bro"}, {"start": 12862.0, "end": 12866.6, "text": " You happy birthday Sierra you're a simpleton by the way, that's not from me, but happy birthday Sierra"}, {"start": 12870.039999999999, "end": 12872.039999999999, "text": " Let's go on this bus and go to work"}, {"start": 12874.039999999999, "end": 12876.539999999999, "text": " Okay, so any tips for graduating don't do it"}, {"start": 12878.32, "end": 12880.32, "text": " Stay in school forever"}, {"start": 12882.4, "end": 12884.4, "text": " All right, we're going to work"}, {"start": 12886.8, "end": 12889.8, "text": " He looks focused already already on the road, okay"}, {"start": 12895.0, "end": 12901.119999999999, "text": " I kind of wanted to sit in the back. I'll just sit here"}, {"start": 12905.96, "end": 12907.96, "text": " Gg"}, {"start": 12912.4, "end": 12914.4, "text": " Is there an audio button?"}, {"start": 12918.1, "end": 12919.1, "text": " No, okay."}, {"start": 12924.0, "end": 12925.9, "text": " J. L. I've been on a public bus before, who was that?"}, {"start": 12925.9, "end": 12928.699999999999, "text": " Oh, it's the old lady."}, {"start": 12928.699999999999, "end": 12931.3, "text": " How you doing, ma'am?"}, {"start": 12931.3, "end": 12934.0, "text": " Hope you havin' a great..."}, {"start": 12934.0, "end": 12935.3, "text": " I didn't wanna talk or nothin'."}, {"start": 12935.3, "end": 12937.8, "text": " Oh, you gonna sit, okay, wow."}, {"start": 12942.4, "end": 12951.4, "text": " Where are you headed, sweetie, the laundromat?"}, {"start": 12951.4, "end": 12952.4, "text": " I work there."}, {"start": 12952.4, "end": 12953.4, "text": " What do you ask?"}, {"start": 12953.4, "end": 12956.92, "text": " Rough time to be out here so late."}, {"start": 12956.92, "end": 12966.6, "text": " They say that Marlowe Phantom is out for blood."}, {"start": 12966.6, "end": 12967.6, "text": " The what?"}, {"start": 12967.6, "end": 12971.32, "text": " Haven't you heard, sonny?"}, {"start": 12971.32, "end": 12977.16, "text": " say he's behind the disappearances lately. Like that little boy who was on his way home"}, {"start": 12977.16, "end": 12985.4, "text": " from school and never came home. Or the janitor at the local grocery shop that got snapped"}, {"start": 12985.4, "end": 12992.199999999999, "text": " up and they found him dead out back. The janitor, he's my neighbor, I saw him just"}, {"start": 12992.199999999999, "end": 12998.84, "text": " a few days ago. I saw the Phantom once, you know. I'll never forget that horrible"}, {"start": 12998.84, "end": 13002.04, "text": " smell surrounded of them. It smells like"}, {"start": 13003.64, "end": 13009.4, "text": " or that mask. I appreciate you warning me at all, but I really don't want to hear"}, {"start": 13009.4, "end": 13012.6, "text": " this on my night shift."}, {"start": 13013.64, "end": 13018.04, "text": " It means a scare. Yes, honey. I wish you luck."}, {"start": 13020.2, "end": 13024.92, "text": " I may be embellished a little bit there, but you get the point."}, {"start": 13024.92, "end": 13030.24, "text": " Alright, chat. We're at work. I actually blew my back out earlier when I leaned back in the"}, {"start": 13030.24, "end": 13050.04, "text": " chair. Lord have mercy. My back is snapped up. I snapped something in my back. It's muscular,"}, {"start": 13050.04, "end": 13053.160000000002, "text": " Well, I can tell, not like a muscular, like,"}, {"start": 13053.160000000002, "end": 13055.0, "text": " but it's like a muscular pain."}, {"start": 13055.0, "end": 13056.5, "text": " I think I pulled a muscle."}, {"start": 13056.5, "end": 13063.5, "text": " What's up with the music?"}, {"start": 13069.560000000001, "end": 13071.480000000001, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 13071.480000000001, "end": 13072.36, "text": " Now, keep playing that song."}, {"start": 13072.36, "end": 13075.0, "text": " I like that, keep playing."}, {"start": 13075.0, "end": 13077.880000000001, "text": " Bro, how they gonna cut them?"}, {"start": 13077.880000000001, "end": 13081.480000000001, "text": " What's there doodles on the windows for?"}, {"start": 13081.480000000001, "end": 13083.820000000002, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 13083.820000000002, "end": 13084.76, "text": " Don't work here by myself."}, {"start": 13090.7, "end": 13093.880000000001, "text": " Do I clock in?"}, {"start": 13093.880000000001, "end": 13096.04, "text": " Out of order, broken washer."}, {"start": 13096.04, "end": 13098.68, "text": " Look how dirty this place is, dude."}, {"start": 13101.480000000001, "end": 13104.52, "text": " We got some missing people, a bunch of them."}, {"start": 13107.880000000001, "end": 13114.880000000001, "text": " All right, get a load of this goober."}, {"start": 13114.880000000001, "end": 13121.880000000001, "text": " Oh, goobsker."}, {"start": 13121.880000000001, "end": 13126.880000000001, "text": " Oh, there you are."}, {"start": 13126.880000000001, "end": 13128.880000000001, "text": " You're late."}, {"start": 13128.880000000001, "end": 13131.880000000001, "text": " Sorry I overslept a little bit."}, {"start": 13131.880000000001, "end": 13135.880000000001, "text": " And I was talking to old Gertrude on the bus."}, {"start": 13135.880000000001, "end": 13149.960000000001, "text": " ever. Boss told me some tasks to do, but I forgot. So it's your problem now. Excuse me, Ryan."}, {"start": 13149.960000000001, "end": 13154.640000000001, "text": " This is one of those situations where I legitimately just would not do it. And if the boss asked"}, {"start": 13154.640000000001, "end": 13160.44, "text": " what happened, I would literally say, Ryan told me he didn't do it. He told me I should"}, {"start": 13160.44, "end": 13167.52, "text": " do it and I didn't do it because that's disrespectful right there. It's not because the work's too"}, {"start": 13167.52, "end": 13172.52, "text": " large, it's just disrespectful. I just saw a light outside my window."}, {"start": 13172.52, "end": 13183.52, "text": " Oh yeah. Yeah, there's literally a UFO outside my window. It's picking up one of my notes."}, {"start": 13183.52, "end": 13190.52, "text": " Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 13190.52, "end": 13191.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13191.52, "end": 13193.52, "text": " Pretty sure one of my goats has got a dope."}, {"start": 13193.52, "end": 13195.52, "text": " I think it was smoking too."}, {"start": 13195.52, "end": 13200.52, "text": " All right, Smokey, we'll haul that shit."}, {"start": 13200.52, "end": 13205.52, "text": " Saw Smokey getting levitated."}, {"start": 13205.52, "end": 13208.52, "text": " He gone."}, {"start": 13208.52, "end": 13218.68, "text": " You gotta restock the shelves in the back, clean the floors and windows and whatever else"}, {"start": 13218.68, "end": 13219.68, "text": " you find."}, {"start": 13219.68, "end": 13220.68, "text": " L Ryan."}, {"start": 13220.68, "end": 13223.640000000001, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 13223.640000000001, "end": 13226.0, "text": " What did you even do?"}, {"start": 13226.0, "end": 13229.6, "text": " There's some games on the computer you know and I served some customers."}, {"start": 13229.6, "end": 13234.560000000001, "text": " You said there's one on the computer?"}, {"start": 13234.56, "end": 13241.4, "text": " Yeah, we ain't about to get no work done tonight, Chad."}, {"start": 13241.4, "end": 13244.519999999999, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 13244.519999999999, "end": 13245.72, "text": " Anyways, I'm out of here."}, {"start": 13245.72, "end": 13249.0, "text": " They've been talking about some crazy stuff on the radio."}, {"start": 13249.0, "end": 13250.84, "text": " Finally, I'll be safe at home."}, {"start": 13250.84, "end": 13251.32, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 13251.32, "end": 13252.64, "text": " I hope you don't make it home, Ryan."}, {"start": 13252.64, "end": 13253.439999999999, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 13253.439999999999, "end": 13254.8, "text": " I hope the Phantom kills you."}, {"start": 13254.8, "end": 13255.8, "text": " Leave me all this work."}, {"start": 13255.8, "end": 13258.56, "text": " I actually hope you get snapped up on the way home."}, {"start": 13258.56, "end": 13260.16, "text": " You hear me right?"}, {"start": 13260.16, "end": 13261.72, "text": " Hey, Ryan, I hope you wrap that thing around"}, {"start": 13261.72, "end": 13263.16, "text": " a telephone pole on the way home,"}, {"start": 13263.16, "end": 13267.16, "text": " You're gonna leave all this work for me, you suck!"}, {"start": 13267.16, "end": 13270.16, "text": " Get any of you who uses blinker either."}, {"start": 13270.16, "end": 13272.16, "text": " I'd have called a cop's on them."}, {"start": 13272.16, "end": 13277.16, "text": " Ian with the five, W Ian with the five."}, {"start": 13277.16, "end": 13279.16, "text": " What does it say I need it to do?"}, {"start": 13279.16, "end": 13281.16, "text": " Oh, clock in."}, {"start": 13284.16, "end": 13286.16, "text": " You gotta be joking."}, {"start": 13286.16, "end": 13289.16, "text": " Gotta take this to the dumpster, but first..."}, {"start": 13289.16, "end": 13291.16, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 13291.16, "end": 13293.16, "text": " Flampy sock!"}, {"start": 13319.16, "end": 13348.96, "text": " Easy as game ever."}, {"start": 13348.960000000001, "end": 13353.28, "text": " Oh, I'm gonna die because I looked over at chat."}, {"start": 13353.28, "end": 13354.220000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 13357.400000000001, "end": 13359.480000000001, "text": " Scrub brush?"}, {"start": 13389.48, "end": 13415.48, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 13415.48, "end": 13439.359999999999, "text": " I'm done, I'm done, that's crazy, I'm done, I'm done, that's crazy, I'm done."}, {"start": 13439.359999999999, "end": 13442.359999999999, "text": " Let's take this trash out."}, {"start": 13442.36, "end": 13447.36, "text": " Sorry, I'm late, case, yo. It's my bedtime."}, {"start": 13447.36, "end": 13452.36, "text": " Yo, Waffle Kitty 160. Ain't no way you got a bedtime."}, {"start": 13458.36, "end": 13462.36, "text": " Whoever gave you a bedtime, tell them I got a problem with it."}, {"start": 13462.36, "end": 13473.36, "text": " What a trash wiggling like that."}, {"start": 13473.36, "end": 13479.640000000001, "text": " Oh, there must be a body or something there."}, {"start": 13479.640000000001, "end": 13481.960000000001, "text": " The toilet at the house was wiggling too."}, {"start": 13481.960000000001, "end": 13486.2, "text": " Avergene with the tin, get the W, Avergene with the tin, get the thank you, Avergene,"}, {"start": 13486.2, "end": 13488.400000000001, "text": " W, Avergene with the tin."}, {"start": 13488.4, "end": 13496.4, "text": " All right, trash is taken out, and old Ryan for making us do this."}, {"start": 13496.4, "end": 13501.48, "text": " We got it done, though."}, {"start": 13501.48, "end": 13502.48, "text": " Ryan's POV."}, {"start": 13502.48, "end": 13504.48, "text": " Wait, this is cinema!"}, {"start": 13504.48, "end": 13505.48, "text": " W. Dayne!"}, {"start": 13505.48, "end": 13506.48, "text": " We're playing as Ryan!"}, {"start": 13506.48, "end": 13508.48, "text": " I'm about to wreck this thing around him."}, {"start": 13508.48, "end": 13513.48, "text": " It didn't work, never mind."}, {"start": 13513.48, "end": 13514.48, "text": " That was a long day."}, {"start": 13514.48, "end": 13516.48, "text": " You didn't do nothing, Ryan."}, {"start": 13516.48, "end": 13518.48, "text": " I finally get a few days to rest"}, {"start": 13519.48, "end": 13522.119999999999, "text": " Don't want to be out there anyway with that freak roaming around"}, {"start": 13522.96, "end": 13526.48, "text": " Rod's gonna die. All right. They just served though. Okay"}, {"start": 13528.72, "end": 13530.72, "text": " Deserved"}, {"start": 13540.359999999999, "end": 13542.359999999999, "text": " There's no battle"}, {"start": 13546.48, "end": 13553.48, "text": " There's no boundaries, you just go where you have to."}, {"start": 13553.48, "end": 13558.48, "text": " Man, cut the radio while we're driving."}, {"start": 13558.48, "end": 13561.48, "text": " Why are you just driving in silence?"}, {"start": 13561.48, "end": 13563.48, "text": " Just watch a YouTube video while we drive."}, {"start": 13563.48, "end": 13566.48, "text": " And pay more attention to the YouTube video than the road."}, {"start": 13566.48, "end": 13572.48, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 13572.48, "end": 13573.48, "text": " This is a trap."}, {"start": 13573.48, "end": 13575.48, "text": " You better not get out of the car, Ryan."}, {"start": 13575.48, "end": 13578.58, "text": " Ava team with another 10 W. Ava team with another 10"}, {"start": 13588.52, "end": 13591.56, "text": " Jen if you saw spike strips in the road would you get out and do something about them?"}, {"start": 13593.8, "end": 13596.4, "text": " Well, I don't even need to do this I can drop right. Oh, I gotta get out"}, {"start": 13599.48, "end": 13605.06, "text": " Hey, he's some homemade spike strips to we bought the die serial killer made this"}, {"start": 13605.48, "end": 13613.48, "text": " Gigi, your moon with the five gifted W moon with the five gifted."}, {"start": 13613.48, "end": 13616.48, "text": " All right, let's keep on going."}, {"start": 13616.48, "end": 13618.48, "text": " There's gonna be a killer in our trunk now."}, {"start": 13624.48, "end": 13626.48, "text": " Gigi, there's something behind me."}, {"start": 13626.48, "end": 13628.48, "text": " I feel like I hear something."}, {"start": 13629.48, "end": 13631.48, "text": " I called it!"}, {"start": 13635.48, "end": 13637.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13640.439999999999, "end": 13645.8, "text": " Should stock those boxes in the back deserved all because he left us extra work here"}, {"start": 13646.32, "end": 13650.199999999999, "text": " Hey closes back orders a killer on the loose buddy. What's you talking about?"}, {"start": 13650.72, "end": 13653.0, "text": " All right stock the box in the back got it"}, {"start": 13658.039999999999, "end": 13660.039999999999, "text": " Box"}, {"start": 13660.04, "end": 13664.04, "text": " Oh, turn the radio on!"}, {"start": 13664.04, "end": 13668.04, "text": " Hold on!"}, {"start": 13668.04, "end": 13672.04, "text": " No, I want to turn the radio on!"}, {"start": 13672.04, "end": 13676.04, "text": " He turned it on! I want to turn the radio on!"}, {"start": 13676.04, "end": 13680.04, "text": " Stocking."}, {"start": 13680.04, "end": 13684.04, "text": " Stocking."}, {"start": 13684.04, "end": 13688.04, "text": " Beautiful. W employee chat. You know me."}, {"start": 13688.04, "end": 13692.04, "text": " I can't turn the radio on chat. I'm sad, bruh."}, {"start": 13695.04, "end": 13698.04, "text": " What's the name of this game? Bleach and blood."}, {"start": 13698.04, "end": 13702.04, "text": " Yo, pee drinker with the tin gifted."}, {"start": 13703.04, "end": 13706.04, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 13708.04, "end": 13710.04, "text": " Big dog."}, {"start": 13718.04, "end": 13720.04, "text": " That is ruining my night."}, {"start": 13720.04, "end": 13722.04, "text": " You know, Petticelli and Prince with the tin as well."}, {"start": 13722.04, "end": 13723.04, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13730.04, "end": 13732.04, "text": " Somebody said, let me have a sip."}, {"start": 13732.04, "end": 13733.04, "text": " I'm done forever."}, {"start": 13733.04, "end": 13734.04, "text": " I'm retiring."}, {"start": 13737.04, "end": 13739.04, "text": " I need a refreshing drink."}, {"start": 13739.04, "end": 13740.04, "text": " Do we have a fridge in here?"}, {"start": 13740.04, "end": 13741.04, "text": " Oh, we got some."}, {"start": 13741.04, "end": 13743.04, "text": " I think I left some quarters laying around somewhere."}, {"start": 13743.04, "end": 13745.04, "text": " Some quarters."}, {"start": 13745.04, "end": 13748.880000000001, "text": " What do you mean you're not thirsty?"}, {"start": 13748.880000000001, "end": 13753.6, "text": " Oh, we're going to use the vending machine outside."}, {"start": 13753.6, "end": 13763.400000000001, "text": " Where's the quarters at for the vending machine though?"}, {"start": 13763.400000000001, "end": 13764.400000000001, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 13764.400000000001, "end": 13765.400000000001, "text": " Oh, that's the change."}, {"start": 13765.4, "end": 13767.4, "text": " Oh, that's that's the change"}, {"start": 13768.279999999999, "end": 13772.5, "text": " Shameless go get us a drink. I'm gonna buy you a drink"}, {"start": 13774.279999999999, "end": 13776.279999999999, "text": " I'ma take you home with me"}, {"start": 13777.199999999999, "end": 13779.199999999999, "text": " money"}, {"start": 13781.4, "end": 13783.4, "text": " That's definitely a pepsi"}, {"start": 13786.279999999999, "end": 13788.279999999999, "text": " Look I hear a car I"}, {"start": 13788.28, "end": 13797.28, "text": " I do hear a car GG. Why are you driving up so slow like that?"}, {"start": 13797.28, "end": 13807.400000000001, "text": " And they park disrespect. It's Noah. It's Noah from Noah's secret. It's Noah from Noah's"}, {"start": 13807.400000000001, "end": 13811.880000000001, "text": " secret. It's Noah from Noah's secret. It is Noah from Noah's secret."}, {"start": 13811.880000000001, "end": 13818.720000000001, "text": " Hey, I need this done by tomorrow, if possible."}, {"start": 13818.720000000001, "end": 13822.640000000001, "text": " I got a date in a few days, cap."}, {"start": 13822.640000000001, "end": 13823.640000000001, "text": " No worries."}, {"start": 13823.640000000001, "end": 13825.28, "text": " That'll be 799."}, {"start": 13825.28, "end": 13826.78, "text": " What's the name?"}, {"start": 13826.78, "end": 13828.720000000001, "text": " Adam Pace."}, {"start": 13828.720000000001, "end": 13831.560000000001, "text": " He's going under an alias."}, {"start": 13831.560000000001, "end": 13833.12, "text": " Sure is creepy out here."}, {"start": 13833.12, "end": 13834.12, "text": " Be careful."}, {"start": 13834.12, "end": 13836.320000000002, "text": " A lot of weirdos out here."}, {"start": 13836.320000000002, "end": 13837.320000000002, "text": " I try."}, {"start": 13837.320000000002, "end": 13838.320000000002, "text": " Is it true?"}, {"start": 13838.320000000002, "end": 13840.920000000002, "text": " There's just one guy roaming around, killing people?"}, {"start": 13840.92, "end": 13845.12, "text": " As far as I know, yes, and I know the parents of that kid who went missing were all pretty"}, {"start": 13845.12, "end": 13848.86, "text": " sure it was linked to that phantom."}, {"start": 13848.86, "end": 13853.6, "text": " I just hope to get out of this, uh, oh, I just hope to get out here as soon as possible."}, {"start": 13853.6, "end": 13854.6, "text": " Anyways, good luck."}, {"start": 13854.6, "end": 13857.6, "text": " The road wants to be Michael Jackson so bad."}, {"start": 13857.6, "end": 13859.6, "text": " You ain't Michael Jackson, big dog."}, {"start": 13859.6, "end": 13862.6, "text": " And you all about to say you didn't close the door either."}, {"start": 13862.6, "end": 13863.6, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13863.6, "end": 13868.32, "text": " Do I put these in the, what do I put these at?"}, {"start": 13868.32, "end": 13870.32, "text": " He could have done this himself."}, {"start": 13873.82, "end": 13875.82, "text": " Chuck, this goober could have done this himself."}, {"start": 13880.32, "end": 13882.82, "text": " That ain't raggedy!"}, {"start": 13882.82, "end": 13905.74, "text": " I love just old raggedy equipment, man, I love that stuff, dude."}, {"start": 13905.74, "end": 13916.36, "text": " Jack, when I was in a trap house, I had a washing machine that was so old it was all"}, {"start": 13916.36, "end": 13921.699999999999, "text": " rusted up and when you opened the door on it and didn't shut off, you could open the"}, {"start": 13921.699999999999, "end": 13925.26, "text": " door for my washing machine and like if you stuck your hand there would rip your arm"}, {"start": 13925.26, "end": 13926.26, "text": " off."}, {"start": 13926.26, "end": 13929.74, "text": " I'll never forget it."}, {"start": 13929.74, "end": 13933.9, "text": " That thing was like 50 years old it was so old that you could open the door on"}, {"start": 13933.9, "end": 13940.9, "text": " it and it would keep spinning."}, {"start": 13940.9, "end": 13961.9, "text": " Did my mouse just die?"}, {"start": 13961.9, "end": 13980.46, "text": " My mouse just died."}, {"start": 13980.46, "end": 13983.58, "text": " I don't have a cable."}, {"start": 13983.58, "end": 13994.3, "text": " Beach. Oh, yes, I knew we're good."}, {"start": 13998.82, "end": 14001.22, "text": " Crisis afforded everybody relax."}, {"start": 14003.539999999999, "end": 14004.539999999999, "text": " I have a cable."}, {"start": 14004.54, "end": 14029.54, "text": " I'm going to plug it into the back of the piece."}, {"start": 14029.54, "end": 14033.54, "text": " Why did the audio just cut out when I plugged that in?"}, {"start": 14033.54, "end": 14034.54, "text": " Can y'all still hear the game?"}, {"start": 14043.26, "end": 14044.54, "text": " Why the audio just cut out?"}, {"start": 14047.78, "end": 14048.740000000002, "text": " This cable doesn't work."}, {"start": 14048.740000000002, "end": 14051.060000000001, "text": " It doesn't fit in here."}, {"start": 14051.060000000001, "end": 14052.060000000001, "text": " OK, there it goes."}, {"start": 14058.1, "end": 14059.460000000001, "text": " Why the audio just cut out though?"}, {"start": 14059.460000000001, "end": 14064.7, "text": " Oh, the washing machine just got done running."}, {"start": 14064.7, "end": 14067.460000000001, "text": " Okay, never mind the audio didn't cut out, oh, good."}, {"start": 14067.460000000001, "end": 14069.460000000001, "text": " How we eat this cable."}, {"start": 14069.460000000001, "end": 14072.460000000001, "text": " Let's clean these floors up."}, {"start": 14079.460000000001, "end": 14086.460000000001, "text": " All right, L Ryan again, but you know, he got, Karma called up to Ryan for this right here."}, {"start": 14086.460000000001, "end": 14088.460000000001, "text": " He called up to him."}, {"start": 14089.460000000001, "end": 14094.76, "text": " Is the screen violently shaking for anyone else? Yes, everything in this game is just gyrating"}, {"start": 14095.000000000002, "end": 14098.84, "text": " It's like me when I'm walking and butt cheeks just gyrating"}, {"start": 14103.160000000002, "end": 14108.240000000002, "text": " Look like you got like two bags full of water and just walking with them. That's what it looks like when I'm walking"}, {"start": 14112.12, "end": 14114.12, "text": " BBL just"}, {"start": 14119.460000000001, "end": 14124.86, "text": " What kind of goofy cop is that me?"}, {"start": 14124.86, "end": 14128.980000000001, "text": " Is that me?"}, {"start": 14128.980000000001, "end": 14137.980000000001, "text": " What kind of loony toons car did I just pull up in?"}, {"start": 14137.98, "end": 14166.9, "text": " Why do I got a hoodie that says burger on it?"}, {"start": 14166.9, "end": 14168.3, "text": " Yo, I like that car!"}, {"start": 14168.3, "end": 14171.66, "text": " No, was that a Model T?"}, {"start": 14171.66, "end": 14172.539999999999, "text": " I should clean the windows."}, {"start": 14172.539999999999, "end": 14173.66, "text": " I got a customer first."}, {"start": 14182.94, "end": 14185.34, "text": " I could tell that's one of those noises I make when they"}, {"start": 14185.34, "end": 14186.58, "text": " added, like, reverb to it."}, {"start": 14191.779999999999, "end": 14194.42, "text": " Hey, you got me snacks here?"}, {"start": 14194.42, "end": 14195.859999999999, "text": " Sir, this is a laundromat."}, {"start": 14196.9, "end": 14218.34, "text": " Oh, jeez, how about going to stream without snacks?"}, {"start": 14218.34, "end": 14220.98, "text": " There's a gas station literally down the street."}, {"start": 14220.98, "end": 14223.98, "text": " Oh, really? You're modding."}, {"start": 14228.98, "end": 14230.98, "text": " I just got modded. I don't even know if I want..."}, {"start": 14230.98, "end": 14233.98, "text": " He just peeled out of here!"}, {"start": 14233.98, "end": 14236.98, "text": " That's aura. I'm not gonna lie. That is aura."}, {"start": 14238.98, "end": 14241.98, "text": " Got modded for telling what a gas station it is."}, {"start": 14243.98, "end": 14245.98, "text": " Hey, W. Gavs, man."}, {"start": 14247.98, "end": 14249.98, "text": " How do I put... Is there a dryer here? Hold up."}, {"start": 14250.98, "end": 14254.98, "text": " Everything in this game just straight jaw-raising."}, {"start": 14254.98, "end": 14258.98, "text": " Put this in a dryer and I'm gonna clean these windows off."}, {"start": 14258.98, "end": 14261.98, "text": " Colleen!"}, {"start": 14261.98, "end": 14264.98, "text": " Alright, what do I use to clean these windows?"}, {"start": 14264.98, "end": 14268.98, "text": " Rag. Got it! I don't mean to brag,"}, {"start": 14268.98, "end": 14272.98, "text": " but I'm using a rag to clean- no, my bad."}, {"start": 14272.98, "end": 14284.42, "text": " You know what's."}, {"start": 14284.42, "end": 14285.38, "text": " Isn't it crazy?"}, {"start": 14285.38, "end": 14286.38, "text": " You know what's?"}, {"start": 14296.18, "end": 14296.68, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 14304.58, "end": 14309.22, "text": " What I was saying before I saw the serial killer van pull up,"}, {"start": 14309.22, "end": 14313.1, "text": " washer and dryers are like the best invention ever."}, {"start": 14313.1, "end": 14314.06, "text": " It's crazy."}, {"start": 14314.42, "end": 14321.3, "text": " All right, is that all the spots clear?"}, {"start": 14321.3, "end": 14327.38, "text": " Now there's one more right here."}, {"start": 14327.38, "end": 14329.9, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 14329.9, "end": 14330.9, "text": " Is that all of them?"}, {"start": 14330.9, "end": 14331.9, "text": " No, there's one more here."}, {"start": 14331.9, "end": 14332.9, "text": " I didn't see."}, {"start": 14332.9, "end": 14335.3, "text": " I hear somebody walking up."}, {"start": 14335.3, "end": 14336.3, "text": " We're dead."}, {"start": 14336.3, "end": 14340.74, "text": " I saw somebody walking."}, {"start": 14340.74, "end": 14341.74, "text": " I hear somebody walking."}, {"start": 14355.34, "end": 14357.66, "text": " Okay, there's somebody in here, never mind, we're good."}, {"start": 14357.66, "end": 14359.82, "text": " I thought we was cooked."}, {"start": 14363.699999999999, "end": 14364.94, "text": " How were you doing, ma'am?"}, {"start": 14365.86, "end": 14367.1, "text": " Dropped off my laundry."}, {"start": 14367.1, "end": 14367.94, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 14367.94, "end": 14369.02, "text": " Who was that walking behind you, ma'am?"}, {"start": 14369.02, "end": 14371.1, "text": " Man, there was somebody walking behind your left shoulder."}, {"start": 14371.1, "end": 14371.94, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 14373.02, "end": 14375.300000000001, "text": " Dropped off my laundry here last night."}, {"start": 14375.300000000001, "end": 14376.66, "text": " Can you give it to me?"}, {"start": 14376.66, "end": 14377.98, "text": " Sure, what's the name?"}, {"start": 14377.98, "end": 14380.140000000001, "text": " Amy, I got you Amy, coming right up."}, {"start": 14381.78, "end": 14382.86, "text": " Is that Amy right there?"}, {"start": 14382.86, "end": 14384.380000000001, "text": " I can't tell."}, {"start": 14384.380000000001, "end": 14386.1, "text": " That is Amy's laundry."}, {"start": 14386.1, "end": 14387.98, "text": " There you go, Amy."}, {"start": 14387.98, "end": 14388.82, "text": " Have a good night."}, {"start": 14390.82, "end": 14392.380000000001, "text": " All right, Adam's laundry's done."}, {"start": 14392.380000000001, "end": 14396.18, "text": " I saw, ma'am, wait, I saw somebody walking out here."}, {"start": 14396.18, "end": 14397.18, "text": " Be careful."}, {"start": 14399.02, "end": 14402.02, "text": " She might be cooked."}, {"start": 14405.02, "end": 14408.02, "text": " All right, let's put Adam's laundry up."}, {"start": 14415.02, "end": 14418.02, "text": " I am, chat, listen."}, {"start": 14420.02, "end": 14423.02, "text": " You hear those footsteps, don't you?"}, {"start": 14423.02, "end": 14425.02, "text": " Just straight footsteps."}, {"start": 14425.02, "end": 14427.02, "text": " I should put the radio on."}, {"start": 14427.02, "end": 14429.02, "text": " Finally!"}, {"start": 14429.02, "end": 14431.02, "text": " Turn that off!"}, {"start": 14433.02, "end": 14435.02, "text": " Turn it off!"}, {"start": 14457.02, "end": 14470.78, "text": " That was Ryan. RIP Ryan."}, {"start": 14474.66, "end": 14477.18, "text": " RIP Ryan chat. He didn't go."}, {"start": 14481.140000000001, "end": 14484.26, "text": " Another customer lock in. Why'd they park like that?"}, {"start": 14484.26, "end": 14488.26, "text": " Do you own the place?"}, {"start": 14488.26, "end": 14491.26, "text": " Ma'am, that's Miss Smith."}, {"start": 14491.26, "end": 14493.26, "text": " How you doing, Miss Smith?"}, {"start": 14493.26, "end": 14496.26, "text": " Hey, Miss Smith, that thing all right?"}, {"start": 14496.26, "end": 14500.26, "text": " I didn't know who that was at first."}, {"start": 14500.26, "end": 14502.26, "text": " We need to talk."}, {"start": 14502.26, "end": 14504.26, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 14504.26, "end": 14507.26, "text": " There was a police raid at your place like 20 minutes ago."}, {"start": 14507.26, "end": 14509.26, "text": " I came here as fast as I could."}, {"start": 14509.26, "end": 14512.26, "text": " At first I thought it was some kids messing around her Tyler."}, {"start": 14512.26, "end": 14516.300000000001, "text": " But when I checked, they'd already put tape all over the doors."}, {"start": 14516.300000000001, "end": 14519.5, "text": " They were searching the place, Evelyn."}, {"start": 14519.5, "end": 14520.5, "text": " Searching?"}, {"start": 14520.5, "end": 14521.5, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 14521.5, "end": 14522.94, "text": " They were looking for Tyler."}, {"start": 14522.94, "end": 14537.300000000001, "text": " Is Tyler the killer?"}, {"start": 14537.300000000001, "end": 14538.300000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14538.300000000001, "end": 14539.300000000001, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 14539.300000000001, "end": 14540.300000000001, "text": " He was there when I left for work."}, {"start": 14540.300000000001, "end": 14547.18, "text": " connected to the Phantom murders. Tyler, there's no way that's ridiculous. He'd never, maybe,"}, {"start": 14547.18, "end": 14551.140000000001, "text": " but they just weren't there to question them. They were tearing the place apart. Oh, no,"}, {"start": 14551.140000000001, "end": 14558.420000000002, "text": " they're gonna find my, my Chris Redfield and the thong pictures under my bed. They"}, {"start": 14558.420000000002, "end": 14561.420000000002, "text": " better not take those. They better return those to me. If they, if they, if they"}, {"start": 14561.420000000002, "end": 14564.420000000002, "text": " confiscate those, they better return those to me. You know, lost your mind. They"}, {"start": 14564.42, "end": 14565.42, "text": " I can't take those, that's mine."}, {"start": 14569.98, "end": 14572.98, "text": " Delighted, but I can't be losing those."}, {"start": 14575.7, "end": 14576.42, "text": " And he wasn't there."}, {"start": 14576.42, "end": 14578.42, "text": " It seems like he left shortly before they arrived."}, {"start": 14578.42, "end": 14581.34, "text": " That timeline makes sense."}, {"start": 14581.34, "end": 14583.5, "text": " Like he was expecting it."}, {"start": 14583.5, "end": 14585.38, "text": " What am I supposed to do?"}, {"start": 14585.38, "end": 14587.78, "text": " Look, I didn't want to scare you, but you had to know."}, {"start": 14587.78, "end": 14588.74, "text": " And it isn't safe here."}, {"start": 14588.74, "end": 14591.34, "text": " You should close the store and I'll give you a ride back home."}, {"start": 14594.42, "end": 14596.42, "text": " But, clock out first."}, {"start": 14596.42, "end": 14598.42, "text": " Oh, we ain't gonna clock out?"}, {"start": 14599.42, "end": 14601.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14601.42, "end": 14604.42, "text": " Why would I go home with the police there?"}, {"start": 14604.42, "end": 14607.42, "text": " Thank you, Miss Smith. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 14609.42, "end": 14611.42, "text": " Wait, I..."}, {"start": 14611.42, "end": 14613.42, "text": " I gotta go."}, {"start": 14613.42, "end": 14615.42, "text": " Miss Smith."}, {"start": 14618.42, "end": 14620.42, "text": " Che, I turned the lights off, didn't I?"}, {"start": 14620.42, "end": 14634.9, "text": " Oh, I need to lock up."}, {"start": 14634.9, "end": 14636.82, "text": " Oh, right mouse button to lock."}, {"start": 14636.82, "end": 14640.66, "text": " Jad, don't think she's setting me up?"}, {"start": 14640.66, "end": 14644.66, "text": " I don't think..."}, {"start": 14644.66, "end": 14646.66, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 14646.66, "end": 14655.66, "text": " That is back-to-back banger demos with crazy cliffhangers, dude."}, {"start": 14655.66, "end": 14662.66, "text": " Dude, I swear these demos recently haven't felt like full games."}, {"start": 14662.66, "end": 14666.66, "text": " Dude, there's so many good games on the horizon."}, {"start": 14666.66, "end": 14667.66, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 14667.66, "end": 14669.66, "text": " Gimmah with a year."}, {"start": 14669.66, "end": 14671.66, "text": " No, that's chat."}, {"start": 14671.66, "end": 14677.0, "text": " that Friday night we played a crazy demo with a cliffhanger and then tonight we"}, {"start": 14677.0, "end": 14682.28, "text": " played a crazy demo with a cliffhanger both banger demos I need that game to"}, {"start": 14682.28, "end": 14689.56, "text": " come out expeditiously you already know hey great stream either way chat I love"}, {"start": 14689.56, "end": 14696.08, "text": " y'all man hey pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight"}, {"start": 14696.08, "end": 14699.92, "text": " preset all the gift is subs don't know those bits follows and of course I"}, {"start": 14699.92, "end": 14701.14, "text": " Peace out y'all for this hanging out."}, {"start": 14701.14, "end": 14703.38, "text": " Hey, you gonna have a good rest of y'alls night."}, {"start": 14703.38, "end": 14705.32, "text": " Have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow,"}, {"start": 14705.32, "end": 14706.82, "text": " ladies and gentlemen, lemonite."}, {"start": 14706.82, "end": 14707.82, "text": " Peace out y'all."}, {"start": 14707.82, "end": 14710.02, "text": " Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu!"}, {"start": 14710.02, "end": 14710.86, "text": " Bleh!"}, {"start": 14710.86, "end": 14711.68, "text": " Ah!"}]}