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Welcome to today's stream. How are you all doing? Welcome. Welcome. Welcome all. Hi,
how are you all feeling? How are we doing? Yo, awake. Waking all. Ladies and gentlemen,
And today we are going to be playing Marathon, it's out, we're going to be sponsored by them
to showcase the game.
So we're doing that in a bit, in probably like 10 minutes we'll jump into it.
We're dropping new friends, we're going to make more friends.
I was not very good at doing that last time, so I will do this time.
No more pop filter.
Well I moved this arm out of the way, it was blocking here because I want this better,
but I moved it there.
So hopefully it looks nicer, looks better, we'll see.
But I couldn't fit the pop filter on this this arm, so I took it off
But we'll see I might fuck around find out who knows Pee Pee Pee
That's what that thing's meant to stop normally the popping sounds. I don't think it's I
It is international women's day. Is it really?
Can you please share a message to all the women?
It is national women's day. We check. Come on, we check. Can that can a man tell me if it is please?
Okay, wait, ladies today. Yes, dude. Can I share a message to all the women? I'm kidding.
I love women. Can I share a message with all the women in the world? Keep holding it up.
Man, we try to tear it all down. Women are the real ones holding it all together.
you so much. I also would just play Slate of Spire for 17 hours every day. But thank you woman.
I love being a woman. That's something like I said that. I was actually reading a Chana.
You can check the screen. I'm not a woman. I think I would be a bad woman. I would not
be very productive. Society. Love you my beautiful woman.
So happy International Women's Day, fellas.
Is it okay to call women fellas?
I think so, right?
It's gender neutral.
Fellas.
I think so.
I'm gonna just assume it is.
Cancel the sponsorship.
Then my cancel me to what they saw, as I said.
Yeah.
Did I cancel you if you wanted that?
I did.
I did.
It was good.
It was good for the first half.
and then Mercedes just happened to get in the car, badge.
Let's go woman, you rock.
It's let's go.
We are the Fallas.
Honor is an honor to you, girl.
Am I really?
I'll take that.
George Russell with the easy dub.
It was so much fun seeing you play
a while for the first time.
I hope you enjoy yourself.
It was fun, honestly.
Like I think it was very helpful that Pete was there.
I think if Pete wasn't there,
we're gonna really tough experience,
but having Pete kind of explain a lot of things.
And then those are always so difficult
to kind of introduce someone to,
because there's just so much stuff to explain.
And you know, if I say,
hey, for example, play Slay the Spider,
you're playing the same game that I'm playing, right?
Regardless of how far into the game I am.
You're experiencing the same things,
but MMOs are so different.
you know you're asking someone to jump in and maybe you have a lot of fun with it
you're unable to imagine okay yeah I did start playing this 15 years ago the
beginner experience is completely different experience to what I'm doing
right now so you know and those are always just so tough to recommend but
it was actually really fun I enjoyed it I don't think I would I would pick it
up and continue playing because an MMO is a massive commitment I'm just not
gonna do that to be completely realistic with you but it doesn't mean I
I didn't enjoy it under never good time.
Big question though. Wow or FF 14?
I mean, one of them might have 40 hours in, one of them might have two.
It's a very unfair thing to compare the two.
Yeah, and if I was going to play MMO, it would be 14, you know what I mean?
Our time has come.
Yeah, Ferrari did good though as well.
I think that's part of two and it's even more addictive than the first one. Yeah, I mean
what's crazy is that I think like it's hard to imagine that we're still in early access and they're
going to add things. So it's going to be even better because I don't even think there's a
in Ascension there's no there's no act four there's no the heart right the first game had the
heart and I think they obviously haven't had any architect I don't think that's added yet
I don't think they've done this, been added, so I think it will be nice once we get the
Fault Act and the additional ascensions.
I think that is probably when I will absolutely lock the fuck in on trying to do an ascension
20 challenge, but right now it's pretty fun though, I'm having a really good time.
Because I think the game came out initially, what was it, 2017?
And it wasn't until like 2019, but I think they stopped adding things.
I think there's only 10 ascensions per character, currently, too.
It's still so much content for the access.
Yeah, it's huge.
I'm very excited there for it to get to the Ascension 20.
And I just want to, I want an Act 4.
I want the, I want to find the heart and killer of this game, which is the Octagon.
Here's how big the player count is.
I mean, it's not surprising. The game is like, incredibly addictive.
Um, and the co-op is just a cherry on top, I think, if thank people turbo-addict is the game.
Like, all of my friends on Steam are either playing it, or have played it.
Oh, also, tomorrow we're doing the Nuzlocke with Mr. Cable.
Sorry.
So, we're gonna try and beat that tomorrow.
How do we come?
That will be very fun on a Monday on a month.
Yeah. Cause I can't do Tuesday.
Can't be chose that because I'm recording.
You're streaming every day.
I told you guys I would.
I would.
I told you guys I feel good about tomorrow.
I think we'll I think we'll crush it.
I think we'll crush the Noslok another eight out of eight hours of throws.
But just like, but just like imagine when we actually get to be
for how fucking huge it's gonna be. We've shanked like 30 hours in and we're not even close.
We're not even close.
Imagine bros.
Well we can get more than four gyms. We haven't beaten the- we haven't beaten the fifth gym.
We've not gone past the fifth gym. Dude that Koga still haunts my fucking dreams.
That Koga haunts my dreams.
I'm not doing with a full tomorrow playing with cable tomorrow, does it sound like that
my bad?
Um, are you in a check out poke up here and I think so I begin doesn't I know it's bad
I I hate saying stuff like this people always get so mad whenever I'm like I just didn't
like that interesting to me. But yeah, I looked at it and I've watched a couple of streamers play it,
I'm like, okay, I mean, it looks fun, but I just don't think they're not for me. Sorry.
I find randomizer Nuzlocs boring, sadly, but I'll still cheer for you. That's fair enough. I mean,
look, I am a content creator that makes variety. There's never going to be a
content that will always please everyone, unfortunately, the nature of the game.
too much of a cozy game.
Yeah, I don't normally play the cozy games.
I mean, you know, you've seen me play games like XCOM and stuff like that.
So I think you kind of get the vibe of what I like playing.
I like games that make me suffer a bit.
Jump King, one of my favorite games.
Just game, pure, pure like suffer porn.
Satisfactory, that's also suffering too.
Sitting there tweaking a factory for 19 hours.
Like I think I have like pretty bizarre gameplay habits.
I'm also bad at them.
Right.
I mean, all this whole set of spy.
I'm actually not.
I mean, OK, look, look, I know I've joked a lot about it being
a spy month, and I will probably play it a lot.
It'll probably be my go to game when I'm like, all right,
let's just stream for three hours.
Let's just do a couple of runs.
But I think.
I will probably like really stream it a fuck ton
when they've added like a lot more content down the line because I think I've already explored a
lot of the content available but I think I went for section 20 out and then they've added an X4.
I think that'll be like when we really go ham on it for the full release but I mean so fast
they are even this is I mean I consider this early access release a full release but yeah
are you gonna do another XCOM run like last year?
I people want it like I would I would like I would love to do another ex-con mom
I had so much fun with it. I want to do another one, but it really depends if chat wants it
And I think it'll also depend how well the YouTube video does if the YouTube video does really well
I'll run it back because there was actually like a couple of DLCs
I didn't turn on like I didn't turn on like the week the chimera squad like
And there was some other stuff that was in the game that I actually didn't explore like there was some weird
Enemy stuff that wasn't I for some reason I didn't have it on
That's something like a mirror sorry there was like a DLC that I had sorry like this should have been like
What do I have war of the chosen alien hunters that wasn't on I didn't have alien hunters on
which like adds like really weird monsters to some rounds which I've never
I didn't see. I think I could add a couple of mods and stuff too that would
maybe make it more interesting. I will see. Is there anything new on Dark Stunge in there?
I do want to play that too. Again there's millions of games I don't play. So we'll
see the YouTube video should be given out kind of soon. I just did the voiceover
for it. We've been trying to upload the Final Fantasy 10 video for a long time, but some fucking bastard is I don't know why YouTube a lot less people do this. Some guy is like fake claiming the music is his. It's definitely not his because I was looking at who the claimant was. You can dispute it and stuff and you can you can sue them
whatever you want to do but they are just constantly claiming it and they must be doing it to other
people too because it's not just I find it hard to believe it's just my channel because the video is
not out but yeah but someone is claiming it I don't really know why they're doing it but I'll
tell you this chat it's a four-hour doozy of the video so I'll be fine when it's out
Yes, I'm going to keep claiming it.
Who's it coming out?
That's pretty gonna come out this month sometime.
There's a lot of videos.
Oh wow, the...
Oh, the Elden Ring video with Mouse is coming out tomorrow. That is a three-hour video.
I'm... dude, the thumbnail is crazy. I haven't seen the thumbnail. They didn't even show me this.
So I'm looking at the channel. What the fuck? This thumbnail looks insane.
There's a three-hour video coming out tomorrow
for helden ring with me and mousty not full run of helden ring so that'll be fun
look forward to that beat the thumbnail I do like you gotta click it tomorrow and
you guys have to watch the video three hours watch it tomorrow guys but I mean
if you get a chance watch the videos I know you look if you're here live
I've watched this right now, you are.
I've watched this right now, you are.
Or not, cause you've already watched the streams live.
But I appreciate it.
I appreciate it so much.
A lot of work goes into making those really big videos
and I'm very grateful that people will take time
out of their day to watch those videos.
So, thank you.
Let me have a sip of tea and then we'll start out.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's jump into our sponsor
for the though.
We'll be gaming afterwards as well,
playing some, uh, you know what, you know, I'm not gonna tell you, you know, you know what
to play. I gotta say, I don't gotta say it. You know what we're doing afterwards.
You know, my next call is coming out. I think it'll be next month, probably
sometime with my guests.
Back in gentlemen, next month, I jump into the super quick.
Okay, I gotta do a little bit of an Instagram post before I go live here ladies and gentlemen.
I'm dumb.
I forgot to do this.
pretty smart man
okay, let me go here
let me make my little instagram story, I forgot to do that
sorry chat, don't laugh at me for being a fucking boomer
I forgot dude
I don't fucking point and laugh at me.
I'm old and technology is hard.
Dude, I forgot a lot of things, actually.
Hey, hold on.
Oh my god.
I'm adding it to my story right now chat as we speak.
What the?
Okay.
Okay.
I'm going to have to write this up chat.
Give me one second
Dude, I hate being old. I hate using Instagram. I'm sorry. I fucked up. I'm a bad streamer. I should have done this before in my life.
Oh God
Dude, I hate Instagram. I try to put the fucking text at the bottom of the screen and it just sucked in the delete button
Anyone in the leap like a fucking deleting Kirby.
Why? No, no, put your next to it.
Why does it do that?
I'm not even close, man.
Stop, I see the laughing emote.
You guys don't understand how hard this is for me
And that one I actually do want to go in the bin
okay nearly done shit I'm nearly done I got another one link
You
Alright. Oh and one called dude, I also forgot
Oh nothing, I'm so sorry chat I'm the bad streamer
I think the mods should have the pinned comment added, sorry that should be so long.
I felt, I aged in the time I admit,
I aged in the time it took me to do that.
I aged in the time it took me to do that.
OBS I mentioned that I could do that too.
Okay, okay, yes, there we go.
I think it's still that thing. I didn't remove it.
All right. His headline is receiving while posting the image.
My headline is always the same.
My life, bro.
Anki's setting up, I'm powering up.
All right, gamers, you guys ready to jump in it?
You guys ready to jump in it?
Put it up, put it up.
I
Know the mic is covering booby
There he is. He's still that he's still there. Don't worry. He's not going anywhere guys
He's the goat. All right. Let me put this like
All right, been astride is his strongest warrior
Hey, hey, be nice be nice man
be nice man all right ladies and gentlemen we're playing Marathon I've
already told you all about it but in case you haven't seen anything about it
let me tell you a little bit about about it Mathersville by Bungie the studio
behind Destiny 2 the original Halo series and graveyard of possibilities
as we explore Tau Senti threatens death at every turn with unique enemies
dynamic events and environmental hazards. I'm basically gonna mess some shit up and
the game looks fucking stunning. We're gonna just kill robots, extract, enjoy, and
uh yeah you can gain... oh I saw gain wrong in my story don't tell me that bro.
Okay you know what? It's NM. What's the difference?
What's the difference, bro chat don't snitch on me
All right, oh my god, I got asked
I've asked to fix it. I don't love
Uh, hold on, I gotta throw it off, I gotta fix it.
Alright, minus one sponsor.
I'm adding it now.
I'm adding another one now.
Alright, hold on.
Don't laugh at me, I'm old, okay?
These things are hard for me.
These things are hard, man.
I don't understand.
I don't understand what it is to be old, chat, and wise like me.
Don't understand what it is to be old chat and wise like me.
Why would why would my auto crag not kick in when I did the most?
Why would it not kick in when I needed it?
I needed it so bad.
I
Know
Yeah, but start TV is because you guys made me panic using me panic
Okay, needing a clank at a spell. Okay, I need a clanker to tell me.
Alright, I got a thing. Okay, so we kind of did a bit of this last week. So we kind
of already know what we're doing, which is good, because now I run and bash myself as
much this time. We got this cool faction stuff going on. Don't worry too much about
it. Let's just go make some friends, because the gameplay is fun. Let's get into it.
I'll just take this contract and then we can jump into it.
I already have seven mailbox.
What do I have?
Oh, okay.
I thought I was like, oh my God.
Are you just gonna make fun of me in my mail or claim all our freebies?
Yo, wait, is that freebies at the bottom?
Oh my God.
Yes, freebies.
No, I clicked an external link.
Uh, are the estimations not showing?
Oh yeah, true.
My G.
Alright, I got it up.
Alright, let's jump into it.
Uh, we're gonna do the perimeter.
Let's do...
Let's do this one.
Do we have the cube?
We have the cube. Oh my god. I got so much stuff
Jail select. Oh, yes, but the medic the medic was very weird
Alright, can I have to bring all the healing stuff
Now I have no sponsored kits. Okay. Let's take a region
We should take a bunch of high-level stuff and we'll just deal with it
I
Really how those in shields
Those health
Well, I guess I
Okay, I'll say that much
Well, okay
We should be fine
This free sponsored kids in the Armory
Well, we're on it. I won't lose it.
I won't lose it, famous last words.
Chad, you think I'll lose my money? You think I'll lose my stuff?
You got more faith in me?
Alright.
Yes?
Okay, here's my goal for today during our sponsored stream.
I'm gonna prove that you can make friends in video games.
None of these games do good matchmaking anymore.
I'm gonna make a friend.
I'm gonna be friends for life.
I've got two hours to do it.
I think it'll be fine.
Bro's gonna get you, doubt.
Uh, friends?
No, you can't.
It's like you talk like a level one introvert, okay?
I'm a level 500 extrovert.
He is still mugging me at 999, but not, you know.
I'll make friends. I gotta find a game first.
I gotta find games.
This matchmaking stream is from my nightmares.
This is me when I've not played Marathon the game for five minutes.
That's me. That's my face, seriously.
Okay.
Cuphead!
Yo!
and defeat USC combat units and scan the area. Okay, it's pretty easy.
Any job!
Oh, fuck, how much are you starting to look like?
Reminder, do not trust runners outside your crew. Their words and actions are unpredictable.
I need you all my Kedema's car, so makes some friends don't know what now hold on he's
my guy he's making up he's making up okay where am I wait where am I doing defeat
UESC in perimeter. Okay, so we're gonna defeat people in scan.
Hello?
Can't you?
Mike?
Hello, hello.
Hey, what's up?
Where are you guys from?
Why do you why they don't apply to me don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh
You guys want to be friends
Okay, it's cool
it's over the guys please you got it you you have to fail a little bit oh my
gosh he hit my shields
I don't know if that's a player.
Wow, I just found out from the player by the way.
Oh wow, look at him there.
Am I okay down there?
Anybody here?
Oh, you're probably supposed to be there for both sides?
Why?
I've never heard of that before.
Oh god.
Oh my god, he's everything okay. It's a game loud enough. You're shooting at me.
Oh
Can I fell to your right
What's up, what do you find
Well, under the effect of cardio kick, your sprint speed is faster, okay?
I don't know what cardio kick is.
Oh, I should hear myself.
Do you think you're a wild ammo?
I'm not worried about it.
I'm just not thinking about it, man, like, okay, you need a healing.
You're my friend, okay, I so I need to do this array which I forgot how to do
scary if I see a ray of use at the tower in the perimeter
but why doesn't it show up for me?
Oh this one?
Oh there.
Where do I get up here?
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, I think I remember doing up these ladders
Well, they're really far away
Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, I found out there is a fall damage last time I was flying
find out from my experimentation my experimentation I mean I'm a demo I'll
go meet up with my friends and we'll see what they're up to
they use the conor method to make friends what is the common method that
Doesn't sound like a positive thing.
What? It's like an offensive term.
You have an economethod of it.
Oh fuck, that was an economethod.
Fuck!
That was an economethod.
Well, I don't have to run fast. Yeah, I did forget that.
I forgot that one of these guys is an objective over here on the scallids
Fun
Oh fine dad. Oh wait did I help this guy's objective?
That's definitely a robot. Crouch went in full heat. Okay.
I
Was open this door
What are we doing here?
Well, I bought things just in your vision. Yeah, but he's smiling
But he's happy you know what I mean
Uh
Our escape is here
Let's go to be here. Can you put it away?
Loot it. Oh, right. Yeah, we'll loot him. That is a big point of the game. I forgot about that. I
Was like, why are we not killing people?
Well, yeah, that makes sense
Why do you all not use mics?
I mean normally in my experience on Asian servers people are a lot more shy about using their
mics.
I would say they're reluctant, people are down, but in general I think people are
a bit more shy to get on mics.
And they'll almost never initiate.
You can always have to be the one to be like, hey guys, what's up?
I
Just go down quick
They don't want to waste trouble speak, I mean
Oh, I forgot that yeah, there's gonna be people here. Oh my god, holy fuck
Oh my god!
I did not realize it was going to be that strong.
Holy fuck, I died to a clanker.
No, my robot!
Oh that was like stopping me from dying.
Why is my blood blue?
I mean, it is.
There's no oxygen on the spine.
He's not coming to get me. He's not nerving.
I might be fucked. You can still crawl to X-File, really.
Oh, there's a robot there.
15 minutes remaining.
Check it out.
No!
No!
He's...
What the fuck?
I was actually so scared.
No! I was- I was- what the fuck? I was actually so close.
Why are they shooting my corpse now?
Yeah, I'll leave.
Okay.
Well, that was pretty bad.
They were not gonna come get me.
They don't show me what I lost.
Okay, we did the quest.
I'll take the 2k1, do I?
Oh, I have this one to kill.
Skipping story? I'm hit a game, bro. I'm hit a game.
can you buy all this stuff with money I don't know I don't think so I don't see a
place for you good
that's game so far it's chill I mean I'm in trying to make friends I'm not very
good at doing it I'm trying I'm trying
I don't know what triath means, like the gang?
I don't know.
See dog, how are you so goaded?
Damn, I would think that is a first time bot account chatter if you want some.
Thank you, man.
That's very kind of you.
I don't know if that was sarcastic.
I'm not even sarcasm.
Sarcasm?
Probably sarcasm.
I imagine sarcasm, sarcasm?
Probably sarcasm.
Yeah, your PayPal will be available soon.
Yeah, just make sure to check them out.
Hey, dog, how are you so cool?
No, that guy doesn't have a sub,
so I'm assuming that's a bot account for myself.
Teamers can revive you when you die after you bleed out.
Yeah, I know, but they went on
even remotely try to come close to me so I just feel like I'm should have saved time
and start a new game.
I can glaze you for cash as well.
It's literally just me in between games pressing a glaze button.
I just have a button on my steam deck that just sends bottled glaze comments towards
me.
As you know, how do you manage such luscious, vibrant hair?
I don't know, man.
It's a lot of work, but you know, it's like my hair is like the tide.
It just goes in and out the hairline.
Sometimes it's fast, sometimes it's not.
No idea when.
Konnichiwa!
My Karimotsu car.
I
Can I cannot palace
Hello
Any mics
I need a question.
Then we're gonna make new friends.
Tough crowd, tough crowd.
My second hand embarrassment is going crazy.
Why would you be embarrassed by this?
You guys are too shy, man.
You have to be self-out there in the world sometimes.
How do you know kicked yeah, okay, oh
Shit the plan
That's a big fucking robot
Oh my god. Why is there so many of them?
I've had a cardboard box on them.
Well, that goes on my ammo.
Dude, I feel like I never find ammo in this game.
It is rarer than gold.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ammo!
It doesn't exist!
It's real!
You're in the holo?
That's a hotspot usually.
Oh, thank you.
Well, I think right now we're still in the beginner mode.
There's way less players.
I'm sure to figure out how I can get up here.
There's a way down. How do I get up there?
This game makes me claustrophobic, man.
The amount of, like, entranceways there are in little rooms is kind of, like, staggering.
You have an ammo crate equipped, by the way. I knew that.
Oh, damn.
Look at this one.
Wait, there's some kind of attachments there.
Do I take those off?
Oh.
I can't.
Okay, how on earth do I climb this thing?
How do I get up here?
What the...
Okay, if I only for the next 80 minutes while I try and figure out how to climb this thing
Inside the ladders
Hmm, I wonder if I can go from here
There we go. That's helpful.
Oh, damn, an MP grenade. I actually don't need this pistol.
Oh man, there's so much loot.
Are you there?
Yeah, you probably don't help him
What
Act after drop I keep getting
I
See a metro in two
So my teammates didn't want to talk to me
When what is
What the hell's going on here?
What's going on?
What are we fighting?
Oh, it's a big boy.
Uh, hold on.
Oh, fuck!
Fuuuuck!
Fuck! Get out of me, where!
We're going, me bitch.
Help me!
Let's get that!
Help me. Help me.
I'm here!
Bro, he sucked me dry.
And now he's shooting my corpse.
all right, we're gonna get him. Dude, the toxin did most of the damage to me. That
wasn't good. Well, I had to do something in that room. I probably should have read my
objective first. I was running into a poison room without knowing what I was meant to
do in there.
I
Amo revive me
And oh my I was even that bad. I wasn't that bad. I didn't do that and then we can remind me that you know
Let me out of here, bro
Give me the fuck out of here.
Oh, don't show me all the shit I lost.
All these real players, I don't even know.
They're sponsored too.
Who is this?
Silk balance.
So I need to do my mission.
Not also- Oh shit, I should have write that.
Read it.
I want to have an expansion mode, I don't want to say that.
Even the soundtrack is lacking.
Good.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Is this what Instagram looks like to him?
Yeah, this is what Instagram looks like to an old person.
Like, what the fuck?
What is all this?
Hey, thanks for watching 5 Conticative Streams, man. I appreciate that.
I'm all good just checkin'
You know by math I was getting for 10 hours of playtime in a week or is this a game that
you need 10 hours of playtime in a week. Do you need to live it in it to reach the end
game before the Y?
Uh, well look, I mean you're basically watching a guy who has two hours so you can kind of
appreciate the experience for yourself. Um, I thought it was okay. I mean I was getting
my ass beat but I'm still enjoying it.
Oh, there's wipes every month. I didn't know what you mean because I don't, I don't,
I've never played extraction games, but I didn't know that.
No, because I'm nearly double his age.
Oh, my God, there's a channel who's nearly double my age.
You're nearly sixty nine.
Conor is young and supple.
What? What do you what does that mean?
Okay, we've the same mission.
Hello, Mike.
How do you want to come?
Hello, anyone got a Mike?
Oh, I spawned here.
Okay, South Relay, North Relay.
This guy wants to go here, sir.
Anyone got a Mike?
I
Mean Mike Mike users in the chat
Nope single soul
Well, I was getting most insane I
What you're shocked me most when I was uh, let's get in this game all set up. How is this game 18 gigs?
How did they fit it in 18 gigs that doesn't make sense to me
What kind of optimization trickery it's been going on
Impress I'm just impressive though. I mean
God, it's so rare these days. We get a game. It looks like this and it's 18 gigs
This is, you expect a game like this to be like 18.
Oh, he got a first, he got a first.
I shouldn't double date with my boy.
Okay, so I see there's a bunch of robots.
What's this? Ordinary datapad? Okay.
I'm probably just searching around trying to grab shit.
Avoid the robots, probably, because probably aggroing NPCs isn't helpful.
I'm guessing that's the idea at least. I'm not entirely sure today. Yeah, I'm not very good at these games.
Well, he didn't do a good job.
All right. Well, I'll do the task for us, friend.
We can have this other guy with his mission too.
Okay, I died here once.
Not the man I tried to mess with down there.
Now I can craft the flag.
Ooh, how does he know I'm here?
Oh my god, let's get a fuck out of me.
Oh my god! Let me re-jump.
Where's the shooting come from?
Oh my god! Did the aggression of which they punch?
He's terrifying.
I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive.
Get on my boy.
He doesn't need to either medic, but still.
This isn't going to come to polite.
No, this can't be the heal.
Buddy!
We're the same team.
We're the same team!
Ha ha ha
Oh dude
Ha ha
Oh I have coordinates here
You're loaded like a whole mag into me
Oh no
What does that mean? Oh, I want to get out. Okay, I finished the 20 seconds. I hope my
friends come with me. I healed that guy to full as well. All I do is thanks for shooting
in the face. Oh shit, wait, there's someone tricking me? Oh no, there's more robots. Oh
fuck
all the players oh my god his players
so bad i didn't realize that there's other players in this mode
You know I literally killed one last round. I just thought it was robots.
Maybe the other players make you scream in fear, they might have.
Alright well, what's the other guy at?
Where is he at? Is he anywhere near us? Oh he's really far away from us.
Maybe he'll go for it though.
Oh, here- oh, he is coming towards us. Oh my god.
Maybe he's the goat though.
Oh wow, he's actually going towards us.
Then the suspect is a... I had the cash and I didn't know that was my first time
having that. Oh my god they're there in the bubble. Oh my god. Does he see them?
Is he going for it?
Well that's me right there. Oh my god he can res me through the wall.
Can everyone else hear that Raznoli's?
Oh yeah, they stole all my hammer. Obviously they did, it's so rare.
Dude, nobody has this amortite.
Who's fighting over here?
I
Love
Time's going to die again
Gonna help me
Oh my god, I got them both.
Oh damn.
Oh my god, my teammates.
Oh my god, I got them both.
Give me your ammo.
Oh
Locked in fellas. Oh
My gosh, I actually kind of popped off there
Yeah, I actually clocked up I have one mag to that was it
But then that's kind of lucky that worked out for me
Damn. Alright, well, good for me, I suppose.
15 minutes remaining.
Oh, you ho-ho.
That's full cash.
Well played. I went for headshots and I got it, so I'm crappin' myself, really.
I'm, yeah, it's got... I've got quite a few there.
Which one had my cash though?
I had a cash, didn't I? I put it at hand grenades.
Ah, this one. What was that?
One of two database required to identify the hidden location.
of course health, and shield
Is there another player?
Rebel.
But that thing, ash coordinates, there
Ah, can we go back in?
Oh fuck oh my goodness so many oh my god oh god
didn't know that take any health packs I need it
I don't know my boy. This guy rescued me.
No! Did he leave? No!
Dude!
What? Where am I?
I don't know. Oh, man. I'm so
All right, well, I'm gonna fuck out it. Oh, this is him
Here's Nana, that's good here
I
Need resin nice lucky Dan what?
What the fuck my house bar what the fuck
What we're gonna hit from oh fuck
Fuck
I'm not sure where am I why is it not showing me where I am?
you're gaming. Okay. Yes. But don't make fun of me.
Oh, come on, man.
Oh
There
No
Why is it so hard to fight against the robots?
Um, I know they got fucking hands though
Oh, is that a player?
Oh, fuck, that's definitely a player, isn't it?
Oh, it's definitely a player.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck!
FUCK!
NO!
Oh, there's ladder there, they can then come up there, fuck!
Damn it!
Oh, dude.
Try being friendly.
Oh, I mean, nobody fucking wants to speak to me on this with my boy. How's he doing?
You far away from me? I don't even know.
Well, whatever. Why don't you shoot while they're in the open?
There was three of them and I was like, ah, maybe I can kill long.
I should have, though. You're right.
That's a good effort though solid effort oh man that's sad oh well yeah we'll get it next
Okay, at least we did that reward. I think we can go in the other areas now.
And we have this one.
Okay, creeper. Oh man!
Upgrades. Okay, this one's good.
Wait, can I buy that one? Oh, I don't have the material.
Oh, I need unstable diodes. Dude. And I need a successful run to get some light to bring back.
Oh, this one's tough.
Diemarsh. Okay, let's do diemarsh. We've already done this one in my last run, so.
You think your team isn't coordinating like by the other teams yeah, we were not together
All right, is the game we want to stick together now just kill everyone solo I think I just
freaking kill everyone solo I think I will how was his aim I am decent don't
don't don't XDD me bro my name is actually good it's crazy you guys are
acting like my aim is shocking
it's illusion all oh my gosh bro you guys are not gonna pretend like I can't
aim that's crazy I have solid aim what the heck are you talking about guys
You guys have been smoking too much
Illusional alert
This is why I kind of nice things because you guys you guys just
We've seen your path find a body don't body me
Didn't used to be a cog pro. Yeah, it was actually I was controlled back in the day. I was a controller
Was a controller on back then
Solid name equals he can only hit solid targets that are not moving. Okay
Okay, buddy. I'm like gas bro. I
Smell that now I can I'm like liquid. I can I fill in every roll
Kind of like a little sick old but I'm very different
You were decent. Okay. Can we can we upgrade decent to good? Like, you were good? Because
I was I was pretty good. I don't like to belay myself too much. I will if nobody else will,
of course, but I think I was pretty good.
a little above average well I think you're a little wrong delusional one
glaze okay okay we'll see y'all let's go around looting hands to rare
Hello!
Do you have a mic?
Hello, anyone got a mic?
Why don't you go to intersection complex or bio research?
Dude they spawn me on the opposite side
A lot of fall and no luck today boys. They gave it a good shot though. Oh
I can't use the fucking I can't use the virtual boy
Okay, these my ability that will make my shot stronger.
He was my ultimate, right?
I can hit people with that.
I can also respawn.
Why is that nice?
Fuck!
What the fuck?
I just like heard like Optimus Prime unloading.
What the hell was that?
Oh
I'm going you you won't die today
All right, that's one of the no I got him
All right, I wouldn't know who's safe in my arms
Oh hell no! Oh wait, they're so easy just being stabbed. I should do that more.
I should have... my objective is in here.
I'm high-floor, it seems.
Bro, okay, the stabbing is not working on all of them.
I
Was downloaded
All right, we're in boys
Oh, I was going back
I'm just drinking everything fuck it okay
What the hell was that oh hell no
I
Sorry, I'm gonna get friends
Yeah
What oh
Oh
We got it. Oh bullets guys guys guys guys guys
I think I'm gonna
That's rather harm of doing this mission
Okay, nice
All right, how can I help you? All right, let's do your mission. How can I help?
What is that? Oh, that's the container
Oh, did not mean to put that down, you know what I will take it
That was a mistake, fellas.
I saw a shooting arm.
Looks like trouble.
Oh, no, I wish to not leave.
I don't need to die today.
Oh.
Oh, snuck up on the turret, they didn't even see me coming.
So we need to fix.
I'm coming fellas.
I'm helping, I'm part of the team.
I think this is a game about running 26 miles to stab someone, no no no, 25 miles.
What's that noise?
Oh, there's loads of them in here.
Overcrashing?
Oh damn
All right, these guys are too scared
Pretty simulator get in there boys
These guys are playing so coy.
Ooh, that one's a better one than my one.
Ooh.
What are we going boys?
What's the game plan?
What are we thinking?
I'm just following you guys.
You got a quest I want to help you do.
I'll just break this glass man.
Shake my head.
I'm too thick to get through the door oh I want that which one which one's got
I got a lid on me right now.
Uh, I kinda don't want to get rid of the ammo.
We got the snipers, they're really good.
I saw one last time, but I remember trying them.
Oh, that's nice.
Ooh, ooh, that's nice.
Ration certificate.
15 minutes remaining.
Discard the credits.
Others just worthless.
You patch kids
I'm good
What do we do in fellas what's the what's the play? What are we thinking remember this location?
There's an anomaly what does that mean?
Okay, they just need a leader that's what they need
What is this anomaly, what is this?
Where are the rest of the people?
Probably not found me one.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, good job.
Any bullets?
Fortunately, Sam's is chill.
Oh, amp grenade.
Oh, I like, uh...
I don't know what this is, but I'm ready.
I guess we did the guy's quest, right?
Low level people rather do quests than PvP.
I'm just trying to fight someone.
Let's see a lot of
All right, the outpost map is the most pvp action okay, I'll just I'll just try and get across them that lets me go there
We did a first run today. Why didn't die? That's good
And I would decent home I'll say a way better hold me
Okay, we did this one
I know that guy
Jesus.
Alright.
Liaison.
Multi-zone.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, I'll see this one.
This multi-zone.
Don't skip.
I've already seen this.
Don't skip.
Why are you skipping?
Because we did this two weeks ago. I'm waking here. I'll show you this cutscene. That's one's cool
Okay, that's nice view we haven't hey the Vaude still had you
Traxxas
You are skipped
Let's do this one. Oh, I know no wait wait wait
You don't start with weapons submachine gun. Okay, let's go back to this. Let's keep in this one. Let's make this mission
Rewards a tune
Upgrades nothing anything good I can get a loot speed increase I get four
I mean I'm sort of diodes, okay, let's go
I'll post I'm gonna cry season old 12. Damn. I will die March again. It is
Like I was running some cute
What I'm missing
How do I fuck bolt
Okay, not enough slots
We got a damn, okay.
I should read what these do, melee and explosion resistance, finish the side from the store
house.
Oh, finisher.
How do you finish on someone?
Is that just melee them?
Just incoming damage, maybe you can see different vault weapons like that.
And uh, listed two stacks.
Fall.
I'm gonna do vault again.
I see ploss.
Let's get one of those, one map, get it, and then maybe get it.
Cool.
First E went out there down for finisher.
Thank you Chateau.
Get the... she'll regen for finishing them properly.
Oh cool.
Well we'll see if we can finish that one.
That'd be nice.
Ugh.
Jarvis finished me off.
Shouldn't have read that one during the sponsor.
I reckon trying a solo run is a solo queue.
Does it put you against other people who have solos or is it just me against like solo vs teams?
Um if it's me solo vs teams I'd be down to do that solo vs solo only. Oh, okay. I was about to back out when I read that
Okay, I should do that next time because I think the teams kind of troll
Yeah, it's mostly assassins. Oh sucks
I guess everyone could just call out cry
All right
Good job, you know, son Mike got him as car
Hello anybody in the Mike any Mike enjoys
Brahma die long we're gonna make some fun of my life
Oh this armor is crazy on it.
Alright, you wanna go down there?
I like this man in there.
I
Like on one slide completely boost out my shit
That's my limit
You saw me
There's a convict, huh?
Alright guys, I'm breaking glass.
I'm gonna do that.
Is there a plan?
Oh, no, it's a red light.
Oh my God, look at this guy.
Oh my God!
Why am I searching this?
Oh, I need this.
Okay.
Why is the sword so good, the sword player that was mine?
I'm so good against them man.
Nothing is kinda crazy, thank you.
Oh fuck, that's a player.
Let me up there.
Fuuuuck!
Oof.
Oh, there's a downstairs here. I didn't see that.
if it's in a certain place to hide in this game
what hot, what, what, is someone hacking me?
no
he's hit me
bitch
oh my god no he's downed him with that damn oh man I got his F2 oh my teammates
would so bad I mean I should do a solo oh my gosh
Should have redowned him. Yeah, I guess I... I'm not used to the animation, so I actually
just didn't realize what he did. I had a feeling that he'd rest him there, but I didn't fully
understand it. But I already started pushing out, so that was dumb of me.
All right, well, you know, living alone. Let's try solo then.
Press all around.
Yeah, I could not make friends.
I should not make friends.
Let's do solo run.
I wonder if people are doing parties or solo more or less.
Giving up on making friends.
Look, I tried. I tried. No, my teammates had Mike, dude.
It's hard.
It's a rook run.
Oh yeah, the rook class, right?
Hmm, hmm, he warned that solo mode is a horror game.
That's what I'm here for.
Rookie's so fun.
Okay.
The only problem is that I'm bad at healing myself and um, what the hell?
I look like this.
Oh, Brooke is solo versus Trio's.
Oh my God.
You should read his abilities.
He's got abilities?
All right, someone give me a rundown real quick.
Someone give me a tail of the honors abilities.
No time.
They have no time.
Where's that enemy? It's a very hollow display master, this...
This ebius.
Ten minutes remaining.
That's it? Okay.
F, you cosplay as Bart.
What does Q do? I need a pistol?
What the...
It makes it work.
Okay, where am I?
I think I'm... Yeah, I'll fling back.
Fuck, I made something dead.
Two kills you have combat. Thank you.
This toxin is bullshit!
What the hell?
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh God
Oh God
What the hell is this everything's killing me
I'm just trying to find people basically.
I feel like the gist of what I'm trying to do here.
Doesn't that help to generate at all when I impress you or something?
That's a noise.
I didn't even see me.
Why?
Oh, nice.
That's good.
That's something.
Leafs?
Okay.
What is this?
something. Leafs? Okay. What is this thing? Oh nice. That is a very long cooldown. What
What is that noise?
Why is it noises every three seconds?
It's like explosions.
How long is this on for?
I'm one of you guys Hello, friends
Hello, fellow colleagues.
Oh, I think they figured me out.
I don't fucking know I don't know Louie man
I got no loot!
I mean, I got like two things, I guess.
Run complete.
Alright, I don't think I'm built for the Rook.
I don't really know what I'm doing.
I think I need to be a bit better at the game, for I understand how to fully play
that.
Well, I lucked with a hundred, and I leveled up, died.
So, can we be deal?
Okay.
All right, well I got nothing.
So that's cool.
Maybe not my class actually, but um.
Let's go back to the-
This I can also hit the enemy, right?
Revival of the crew and body or EMP spot styles.
Is it good to use that on an enemy?
Does it do a lot of damage?
Okay.
Got it.
I'll keep that in mind.
The only issue with my ult is that I absolutely like have big power up animation, I think.
Oh, did you solo?
Crew fill off.
Okay.
Nice.
Alright, let's see our ghost.
Aaaaaaah!
That's me when I'm about to get out of here.
I see a ghost.
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh.
That's me when I'm allowed to game.
That's not... I don't know what that means.
Alright.
I thought we could get the game soon.
No contract sponsor kit, Ron?
We're farming.
I have a mission on, I have a mission on, I think.
I think.
Keys and chat, oh yeah, we got some,
we got keys for the game.
We have 10 keys for the game, I think, around that.
If you guys want to get a key,
look and chat in about 60 seconds, we'll drop them in.
Mods will drop like 10 keys.
If you want to try and get a game,
probably a decent chance you might get one,
if you're trying to get it.
I just bought it like five minutes ago. Well, then you don't have to try and get a key
No, the time changed me it's 33 a.m. No picks
Yeah, I ain't fighting three people three K people. Hi mods you put them in chat now boss will slow them up now real people only
Alright, just me.
My Karimuska?
Oh yeah, I have a mic man.
Oh, a new friend of mine!
Let's be friends!
Oh yeah man, whatever bro.
Stop speaking Japanese.
Uh...
I don't know how to talk about being my own friend now.
Right, so we gotta break the last one, we gotta kill people.
Wonderful.
That's not to enjoy.
The last one's already broken!
I'm all to drop them in right now fellas.
Enjoy.
Yeah, fuck the glass, bro.
Hopefully you guys can get some of the codes.
You took it yourself?
I am took it myself.
Is that bad?
Let's go to the algae pond.
There's something good there.
I'll tell you something, hey, don't you try?
Did you get a code though?
Let me know, chat.
Okay, you guys are not fucking cool, you know that?
Wow, they don't follow you up yet.
That's weird.
There's nothing here.
Well, is this just like a juke area?
What the hell?
I
How is this room? I'll take that. Yo, okay
Let's get on one of my guns
What?
Was that a giant guy?
There's so many doors in this game, but every room is like fit for one person.
Oh my god
You must have something good on him, right?
have some I know
That's nicely
But a while I like the mission break. I don't know it's just fun isn't it?
Oh
Oh glass
One more one more. Hey, we done it you have ammo crates
What do I do?
Why do you cost flying an hamburger?
Hmm, so I need that.
Um, Nameless Ordin.
What do you shit man?
Okay, there's a giant barrier.
Man, I haven't seen anyone.
I feel like I'm pretty loud and obnoxious.
Hey, if you want to get a code, let me know in chat.
you go on a nice and glad
Jesus Christ.
Dude!
What's that noise?
That's definitely a player.
of
What is this?
What is this?
Fuck, where'd that guy go off to man?
Oh my god, I always get hit by fall damage.
There's some guy down here, so I'm trying to flank him.
ffff
ffff
ffff
ffff
ffff
your backpack, please
fuck
oh fuck
What the-
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
No!
This is insane!
Stop!
Oh shotgun
My rounds
Fuck! I can't get the red fucking thing out!
Oh my GOOOOO!
what the fuck
fuck
all all the fucker
what the fuck
fuck
fuck
what I thought I was doing man oh god it was a fucking mess oh my god dude
I was stuck in a fucking room I couldn't fucking get out man
That was, that was horrifying. That was a form of torture, I think.
Why, why did the robots never end?
Oh, yeah, I can build my contract.
They should never fucking end it.
Gantry has been flooding me with cons requests.
All right, I'll do that.
Oh.
Cool.
Uh, I mean, he's gonna deal damage to opposing runners and stuff. Oh, okay.
60 damage to a runner, down a runner. Oh, yeah, let's do that one.
Okay, I haven't seen this one, let's have a look at these animations.
Oh, damn.
of
I bet this one and I'm off trigger launch by hacking a terminal complex
I kind of like just doing this one man. I don't know. Maybe I'm basic
But there's your credit wallet capacity.
That's good.
Oh, I need to get the rewards.
I'm on a space.
Oh, my gosh, my vault is already full.
All right, well, we'll just continue them.
They are overflown items.
They're making me deal with it
Right, I mean okay, let's just get a load out
Okay
Okay, no, I'm sorry. I'm
Let's just go to the prep and let's just let's just put a bunch of stuff on our prep. Okay. We have to sell
and sell
All right, let's use this let's get rid of the sponsor
I don't know if I should have done that, but...
I should have deployed the shots in the hostile so I could have moderate chance to return ammo.
Oh that's nice.
I wish I was inside.
Oh I do?
Okay, nice.
Put one shield.
I'm going to just put out a bunch of these.
What is this?
I'm packing out the sprays glowing.
Oh, okay.
Sure, I'll try it.
Why not?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't have any shields okay well we'll get that let's run it hopefully this
one we get a little better better of a time I'm gonna use so much inventory to
turn off is it inventory management channel oh my I think it's like I usually
used to like a lot of the times of these types of games you just have to
really get like into like the flow state of management managing the inventory
something really like it so absolutely spies it I think when you get like later
on it's a lot more fun you have so much more good stuff to be concerned with but
definitely like now when I'm Google I'm gonna play number two and I have like
nothing good I'm like my way
that was fun though I think solo is a bit more fun it was nice knowing like
If I killed someone, there wasn't like four people nearby ready to shoot me.
But there was just 900 barobots and stabs, so I just, you know, I think it poisoned really.
Okay.
Deal damage to runners.
Alright, so I should've killed one other person and then I complete my quest.
That should be easy I think.
A bit of a classic London treatment.
Alright.
I don't know where we are.
We're here.
Okay.
Let's go to the greenhouse right away then.
Okay.
So we are...
I should try the grenades as well.
This is my good guy, I guess.
Well, it's the heavy one.
I don't even think it's sniper though.
This is my submachine gun.
Like a...
Okay.
Kind of like a single shot.
Okay.
Is that a player?
I think it's a fucking player.
of
of
the
Okay, this could be a day, isn't it?
I'm actually gonna get players I'm already interested in like playing Rebels or losing
I'm gonna find another player
Someone was definitely here.
of
the
of
the
of
of
the
death
of
the
What do you have?
Oh, he's got a lot of loot.
Oh, yank, yank, yank, yank.
Oh, Anno.
Oh, shields.
Oh, yes.
Oh, I need that too.
Alright, nicely done, boys.
Heavy rounds.
I need heavy rounds.
Okay, nice.
I wonder why it lets you like fight when you're downed like I show as the option
but give up just to like make the other players life difficult
so you can find a weapon man
oh fuck this is a vault weapon ah fuck
there's an item that can sell for a vibe
Uh, where am I at? I'm over here. I guess I'll just go A.I. outplaying and then just
I don't know if I can find someone.
They see me?
I do like the ambience of walking around there.
Feels like there is someone always around the corner.
That sounds like a player.
That's definitely a player.
Ladies and gentlemen, we found our next victim.
Oh, it's a machine gun. I got one more.
Fuck! Is that another player?
Man.
Oh my god, that's so much stuff.
of
death
of
death of
death
that was a whole mad.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Bully SMG.
Oh, shield.
Nice.
Oh, what is this?
All right
There's a quest. Oh, there's a quest item. You don't need those two yellows. Oh, shit. Oh
Shit
Hmm, okay.
That's five more players.
Is that what that guy was going for?
Come on.
I should go here.
I'm going to find someone who tries to go here.
Dude, it is fun like hunting people down and solo it's so much more satisfying
But I actually feel like I can I have an impact now
Oh
Fuck, you gotta be kidding me. What is that?
No!
What is that noise?
I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait for someone to try and get out of here and I'm going to kill them.
Okay, I'm going to take it.
I'm nice this little girl, I'm massive 15 minutes until signal loss
I'm a massive sitting duck right now, but if someone tries to go here it'll be worth it
Gamers never look up chat, it's one thing you gotta learn.
What is that thing holding?
I've never been able to speak to someone for a minute and chat.
It's never worked for me.
Oh, I mean, I thought it doesn't work, sorry, more so that no one seems to use it.
Until you get sniped.
Oh, get sniped.
There's no way.
of
the
oh god that's
dude that guy must be pissed
What's he got?
I'll take it.
Fuck!
God damn it, you gotta be kidding me.
I was like, I'm not gonna die to this surely
I'll get out now. It's still time. It's still time
There's still enemies to be killed
Breed
Hmm, really give me
Reload speed bolt drain. That's pretty cool
We're gonna agree until like the last possible minute.
I want to make sure we get as many people on this lobby.
But that guy didn't see me there, chat.
I remember that.
He didn't see me.
He could have if he looked up, but famously, gamers never look up.
If I had a scope on this though, he would have been dead quicker.
No.
Okay.
Yeah, that's kind of useless right now.
There's no one else in this lobby.
What's going on?
It's solo.
How many people load up into a game normally?
Probably another Axeville, isn't this the only one?
Oh, this is the only one, though.
You are near the final X-File site.
This is it, right?
12 to 15, I think it was.
Oh, okay.
So maybe I should just activate it and then...
Someone jumps in it
Devious camping there's gonna be one more guy
You should activate it to bait people okay, they last
Does everyone know this is here now?
Can everyone see on the map that just happened?
Oh yeah, we can look out right.
I don't know when it's ready again.
That's right now, okay.
Hmm, maybe I'm the only one left, I don't know.
of
Now everyone knows.
They might be waiting for me.
But now they for sure know where I am.
Final actuals on the anomaly, wait what like in there?
Maybe there's no one else?
You're asking to lose your loot?
To lose meaningless to me victory is what matters to me my friends.
is all that matters. Might be time to exfil... No, I bet someone's waiting. I bet someone
is gonna... We're gonna kill three people, right? And there's what, six to eight people
What what what what wait we go
Where they go
It's someone go in it
It just disappeared. Oh my god.
Wait, so where do I have to go? Do I have to go to this one?
Oh, fuck.
more excels will spawn. Oh shit. Okay. Yeah, I don't think I want to go to the God of one
to go to the jet. Nope, I reloaded that. Oh, I need that. Oh, fuck, I hope I did that.
I'm so dumb and you're sure more will spawn chat.
Oh, geez.
What is it?
Why am I getting... is it exploded?
Is that one?
That one's for the rare ones.
Where are wands?
Plasmifelmen?
Where am I applying?
I don't need this much, I'm regularly
I'll just give it to you
That's fucking locked onto it.
I knew it was gonna be a bit.
Fuck my shield.
He's got wall hacks, man.
Not this room.
I've got trouble with this room, please, no.
I don't know if this is a bad idea, probably is, but fuck it.
No don't reload.
Shit.
Why is there a guy who's not involved in this conflict?
I like these bolt lockings man, it was like I just had to put on an ammo until I did it.
These guys are fucking insane.
Jesus!
Jesus!
Right.
What the fuck is this?
Ooh!
Oh, okay.
I managed to survive.
Nice.
Really pretty good.
Look at the boss.
Oh no!
I'm gonna do that.
Oh god.
I didn't think to look at the boss.
I did not think to do that.
That is madad.
we okay we down three runners that round hey I think that was a pretty pretty good
pretty good run of it
then we got so much loot and auto-salt auto-vaulted okay so our
factions to get the reward. Oh that's cool. Alright, I'm gonna skip you. I'll post one.
Oh. Sure. I'll post. Now I'll post an ejecting narcotic sample. Oh, so narcotic. Narcotic
example found in flight control using a scan booth in orientation scan your
shuttle on okay quite cool
upgrades down some have enough of these
I think I've got one already discuss all who walls
Oh, wow. Is it the weed factory? Or is it a cult? No, it's not a cult. Okay, this is
It's more like a cult.
Oh, wow. That's just it. Man, visually this game is absolutely bonkers.
It's just like they said, like, let's just go, let's just go, where are you?
We watch all of the deadliest runners
That's me
We are seeking new truth
die in killing
both holy central secrets to humanity's
Abduction now the death is no longer the end
With the common repetition, we can move beyond.
Every single one of the crush for killing players?
They're my guys, bro.
If you prove your fatal potential.
I can.
I will prove my fatal potential.
Push yourself to its limits and we'll welcome you into the fold.
me into the fold, please. Alright. What do they got? Um, uh, use unlock weapons in the
armory. Mali damage is increased. Oh, that would be really nice. Hold on. Hold this stuff
there. A lot of materials you need. Siphons? Okay, wow. Robots should be increased. Damn,
See, so you need to do these guys to get straight up damage rewards, damn.
And then his own defeat down drawn is using a finisher.
10.
Damn.
And then I had Mastery as well.
Dude, I have so much loot.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
Oh my lord.
Oh wow, there's information about the nests.
Oh, it's like I brought back the thing.
Hmm.
Are you a bad enough dude to kill 10 plus players?
100%.
How do they understand an average morning?
Dude, well, I mean, that was a marathon chat.
Please go check it out.
It's a lot of fun.
I am bad at it, but maybe you'll be a lot better than me.
It's honestly not that hard to be better than me, so I wish you all the best of luck in
your marathon journeys.
Hopefully some of you got the code so you can start playing now as well.
It's joined too late.
Well, we're going to keep streaming, but again, thank you, Marathon, for sponsoring
both these streams.
It was a lot of fun.
I'm sorry I'm bad at the game, Marathon, but thank you for sponsoring me.
It was genuinely a lot of fun. I enjoyed showcasing how not to play the game and how not to get killed
I'm still so bad at extraction shooters, but thank you for math them for allowing me to stop my journey
I appreciate it. So again massive W to marathon
Again, really appreciate them sponsoring me. So I hope
Yeah, if you guys get to check the game out, you can use my pinned comment
In the chat right now or you can use the power that will be in my stream the rest of the stream and probably
until we have another sponsor. So go and click that panel down below as well if
you're gonna check out my other thumbs. They're blonde steam. Also Xbox XS and
PlayStation I believe. I could be wrong. I should probably check before I tell you
that. In fact let me go and do so.
Hmm... doesn't say. But you just click the pin card and find out anyway.
Shout out to Amicom, Ron.
Alright, let's wrap that up for now.
And, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to play Spire.
Maus has expressed interest in playing some co-operatives like this.
Norway PDV with the 10 subs. Appreciate that.
I appreciate that. Thank you, Noel.
Let's call one Iron Maus.
Iron Maus.
I
No way my goat dude my goat Norway
I'm slaying my spire so hard right now I want to open it I want to open it so I can
hear the music.
I hear it. I just wanna feel the music.
He's probably starting to play Slay the Spine. I love the defect.
Dude, me too. People say I'm defective.
I don't know what they mean by that.
But they say it about me.
Dude, the star guy? I probably will do the star guy.
I really want to try and get a good forge that going
Also, what is what is hang people tell me I've read the card about hanging. Okay, that's not bad
In the the summer has like a hang effect. I didn't know what that was. What is hang?
You're not defective you're special. Okay hangers go to what is that I don't know what that is
Exponential damage and is the new claw and sleigh the spy we love. Okay, you guys are saying we love hang. Okay, you guys go
But, okay, hang Oste, where's mine?
What is this?
Oste mechanic, what is this, come to Holland, okay.
Wait, what is it?
What is hang?
Does anyone know?
Seriously, I don't know.
Look at the card library.
Oh, that's smart.
I didn't know that we had that.
And Loki.
You're what? You're Loki?
Hi, monkey!
Oh, hi! How you doing?
I'm good, how are you?
Good, good, good.
What's up, bruh?
What's up? I'm ready to play some freaking sliders, freaking sliders, bruh.
I won't play some freaking sliders, why are you freaking freaking?
I'm gonna play some freaking sliders for this fire.
You know, if we can play some sliders, why are you...
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what this hanging mechanic feels like.
Are you down to play by the way?
What?
Do you know?
Give me 10.
Can you babysit Chan?
Yeah, I'll move here, Chan.
You okay?
You guys hearing your mouth?
Me?
Yeah.
No, I'm just gonna lie.
Oh, okay.
Faced.
Faced.
Faced.
Faced.
All right.
I'm gonna take off my mask.
I'm popping on my screen.
All right.
I'll leave you to it.
I'll be back in 10.
Okay.
What do you think he's doing?
What do you think he's doing, guys?
Pooping?
I don't know why he's pooping.
Let's see what this is all about.
You want to play this why did you go back up Leia why you want to play Slay this spy
I don't
Say that
Okay, now I understand
Leon!
Leon Rove!
Leon Rove!
Leon Rove!
The
Oh
It's a woman!
Ah!
A woman!
Are we good?
I'm bad.
Oh, wait, is it a wolf?
I'm sorry I checked more tour.
Bye.
Good day sir.
Oh my god, my freaking arm.
My freaking arm!
My gun, did she drop anything?
My freaking arm!
It's dead. I almost missed it.
Oh, my balls!
Oh!
How do we know what type of food the healthy ones to eat?
I'm not sure if it's on the spot or not.
How's it going guys?
You guys having a good day?
Oh my god, I don't know what I was talking about.
Oh no, it's all broken on the floor.
Yes.
What?
A fan base.
Oh, I got your six.
I got your six.
A strong man in a world called America.
You're strong, man, in America.
Why is it so expensive to repair my body or my world?
I show my stuff!
Why would you do that?
I might want to buy some heels.
Today?
I'm a med injector.
I need them to make it one immediately.
The making mom needs to be given to me immediately.
You know, Montagee for new game plus? I'll buy one.
Nah.
Just one on the uh, no more than one.
The fuck do I go now?
are you listening to me okay
get some fuel
You didn't follow them bar as we speak.
Which way do I go?
Base.
I'm so lost.
Well, according to my research,
gasoline is this way.
Why am I walking there?
But of course.
But of course.
I love how like the music starts playing so it's like whoa whoa here she comes!
Oh, here she comes.
I'm going to get the shit out of here first.
There's nothing in here!
That boozled me!
You tricked me!
Oh my God!
He doesn't have a good head on his shoulders.
Guys, once upon a time, there was a vtuber.
Her name was Hermas and the ant.
They come out here.
I didn't.
Oh, yeah, and then down there, that's where all that shit was.
You like me, story?
Never ending story!
I wonder what it's like to go up on a ladder probably not going after the nose that he made.
You wanna-
Oof
Oof
Okay monsters, come on now.
I miss the Medinjik you're wearing.
What?
Just kidding.
Let's see if we can see it.
Oh, damn it.
I don't know.
I'm patrolling looking for walkers.
I'm looking for Carl.
Have you seen him? Carl.
Have you seen Carl?
Oh!
I hear you little shit.
Where's Carl?
What's wrong?
Michelle, where's Cole?
Darryl!
I'm sorry, Sam Bridges.
Well Well well well well well well!
Crap...
He's great!
He's great?
It's an enemy man!
I wrote that.
Hey you..
What are you freaking doing?!
I'm freaking you!!
I'm your worst enemy.
I'm nearly my walking dead roleplay. What's that? What's that look like?
I'll be the zombie in the roleplay.
If anyone roleplay on me, you gotta be a walker.
Okay, um, power-torn!
Come on!
Ah, shit, bitch!
Ahhhh!
Oh, God!
Oh, shit!
Let me save my game!
True pics.
Happy International Women's Day!
Are you seriously wishing me a happy International Women's Day?
That guy's pretty scary, I know, but they did do it.
I
Guys
Ballway from us. Let me show off my new chapstick to you guys
That chapstick
Yeah, I got a new chapstick guys. What do you guys think?
We just think of a chapstick nice
This one is a good
Upstick for me. It looked nice
No, they're good. We recognize
He's thanks. Do they have a pop of color? He's got some color. Yeah. Oh
Shit, I'm kind of I
Think I might be fucked
Well, at least I have this
You might be fucked why we why you fucked
Cuz I can't save
Cuz I'm like stuck in here. I think I could save until I get out
Well better get out
I resident you yeah are you yeah you need to get out yeah I'm in the gas station
did you just get in there yeah I jumped down all right yep you won't yeah you're
gonna be able to finish that section okay I will finish this section and I
I will come join you all right good luck is that okay yeah good luck that's hot
section thanks it is okay we gotta do the boss fight what's the mini boss there
is a boss fight the boss fight in here yeah
how about I use point no no no no do it fight the boss
Okay, I don't like any of me on operating like one full run and I'll get off
There's a little dummy
Uh, no, no, I'll wait for you.
Oh, you wait for me?
Hmm.
I can do this.
You got it.
Are you sure?
Yeah, right.
Really?
Yeah, right
Really you got this
You're gonna watch me. Oh, well, what's he done? You can say
Okay, well
Mommy if you're reading this, please go back to the hotel. There are lots of creepy people around and they make strange noises
There are fires mommy. It's really scary. I'm okay, but daddy's friend mr. George remember him
He's going to evacuate me to the police station and his police car, and I'm sure daddy will be there. Love you, mommy
That was like a pronunciation. I do
Evacuate
What's scary are centipedes or spiders oh
They both make me throw up which one's the worst
Well, I I have a thing where I don't like centipedes, but I also really really hate
because I really hate him because my mom is like deathly afraid and my mom says
they're bad omen yeah that mean that's true
well hopefully don't fight big one what what
What do you mean?
Oh, the giant centipede?
Is that the reason why you mentioned the centipede?
Is that what's coming?
No.
Oh God.
There you go.
Nice grab that grab that thing grab that thing. You're gonna need a cut centipede
The music's loud so I'm gonna try to get this effect
We good now that's it
You Jim so long I know the gym salon. Oh that that now you're gonna felt the gas thing outside
I don't want to let go of this chainsaw.
Well done, yeah you don't have to.
Can I put it in my ass? Ahhhh!
I just want to put it in my ass.
Well you can't, just take it outside.
Well what if I don't want to take it outside?
I just want to store it in my ass.
Take it, go to the point that you need to go to, you need to take the chainsaw there.
I
Saw the way his eyes locked on the world of milk
Eyes locked in on the word milk
It's my mother age patting me. How do I get out of here? You have a chainsaw
Cut the door down. Oh, I can cut down the door. Yeah
Oh
Well
I get them you got this
Oh nice
No way, thank you so much.
I stepped in the fire because I'm a fucking idiot!
Have you done anything on me?
Did I mean?
I did mean.
Yeah, don't step in the fire.
Wait, wait, why'd you drop the chainsaw to the break?
Huh?
Did your chance a break
Is it still here? Oh my god, she's holding it. Yeah, you might not want to let them have that
Oh my god
No way
No way you son of a gun beady sobs really bitty
What the hell did I do these are 50 subs? What the heck no way?
No way. What what did I do to deserve such generosity from you?
Also, thank you so much for your continued generosity.
I don't I you know, I do appreciate it.
I feel bad because I I don't know why you feel so generous to me.
But I do appreciate it.
man. Bro, misclicked. He's just like my back. Can I get a refund?
Yeah, that's the boss. Get his ass. Oh my god. Get his ass.
possessed.
Why'd you trip the chainsaw?
No!
Holy shit!
I love the way that you use the guns I love the way you use the guns
That's like me with the charcuterie board I try everything
Holy shit.
Geez.
Well done, you be the boss.
That was the centipede.
That was the centipede?
Yeah, I'm kidding. There's no centipede.
Why did you say that to me then?
You're a little unfallen.
Alright, so then go to the oil tanker at the...
Like, you should see it.
Yeah, like, you can that way.
Just keep going straight.
Yeah.
There's centipede when there's no fucking centipede a jovial prank
Don't you see I'm a woman afraid of bugs a
Jovial prank
I don't I don't feel very jovial
Well, I thought it was jovial pranks
Prank and it's a tank to your to your right and spilling
Let's go out and just have left
I love this animation because your hands disappear.
I can't stop thinking of the vibe as well, I really appreciate that.
Oh wait.
Sorry, I was in the middle of doing it.
Sorry, I should've been in my mic.
Thank you, Kate Stahl.
Appreciate it.
That's very kind of you.
Thank you.
Oh, fuck, do I get out of here now?
Yes, we?
Uh, you remember the door that you couldn't open?
The door that I couldn't open.
Yeah, you'll see, you'll see.
Oh, yeah.
This door.
I just wasted half of the fuel now.
No, no, no, no.
That's, you, you have it done.
And now should I refuel it?
Oh, no, no.
You can't refuel it.
No?
No.
Now you can go back to the base camp.
He's so buff.
He's so buff Oh look, look who it is, bruv
Oof
Hmm, no shot
Isn't he dead? Oh my god, he's not dead?
No
I
Need this one
You're a raccoon living I mean it's the only way hey
That's it. I mean he's coming closer
Miss I missed again
No, what the fuck?
Sometimes I'm so good, but sometimes I'm so ass. That's how life is man. You're out of bullets
What is that now so?
Nice. I
Like that you get the points cuz it's you know when you've killed them
Yeah, that the confirmation is good
I like the confirmation.
When I'm washing cotton ass, well I'm washing ass
unless you get to the safe point and I'm playing Slay the Spire.
Hey Spire, Slay the Spire.
I did it.
Congratulations.
I made it.
I'm a man in America happy woman's day happy woman's day why were you
annoyed about that when I said that oh well I wasn't annoying what do you mean
you're like wow really and then you go when you screamed I screamed cuz a
zombie bit my leg was it because women are being celebrated and you saw that
draw on these games and horror.
What?
Just be honest.
What do you mean?
Just be honest.
Why are you such a dummy?
Hey.
All right, well, you wrap that up.
I'll start slaying the spy up.
OK, I'm on my way.
Listen to Rush, I'm going to look for cards.
You want to look at cards?
Yeah, I want to look at what cards I have available.
I'm sorry, I liked the game. I did and found.
I said good and fun.
I did and found it.
It's so freaking sweet.
I haven't seen one.
Oh, there's so many shop relics I haven't seen as well.
Right.
Bing Bong!
Probably Bing Bong's in this game, but it makes sense.
Bing Bong's in... what game?
First Fire.
Yes?
Yeah. Yeah, I think the studios are like next to each other.
Oh, they're so cute!
I
So sweet got all the residents were so evil today
Even use the chapstick yeah, I know I should wait
You're waiting for you to see
Me to see me to see what my new chapstick you see it. Yeah, let me see
Show me all that's on string
My
You will do that mine right you don't want it right I do want it
Hmm
Lips up
I need to use it
Okay, we can use it one time and then it's mine. What the heck? No, I've got one. I've got one right here
This one's mine the backup though
What? It's mine. You have two of it? Oh
That's yours. It's mine. I also just fiddle with it. Nice. I just like to do this one string
I
Can't fill
Fiddles fine. I can't fill a matchup. No one said you can't fit all women won't even let you fiddle anymore
Men can fiddle all the time. It's fine. Fiddling is it's fine
No one's holding it against you
You know
You can fiddle it's fine. There's no rules against fiddling
There's no there's no fiddling there's no fiddling
What?
I'm reading cards.
Oh, you're reading cards.
Reading cards.
These reading cards.
Oh shit, I was a sunshine.
I would help, wouldn't I?
No.
Meow.
Meow.
Oh, this is the hang.
I thought it was all handcuffs.
Wow.
You love slay inspiring.
It's godlike.
Godlike.
I'm going to go back to the game.
Hmm.
What?
Not sure anymore.
Looking for more.
Looking at these hand cards that I don't know.
Oh, he's examining all his cards, Braves.
We're going to examine cards.
I'm very smart.
guy it's kind of funny that we set our clocks forward today so women get won
this hour of celebration bro are you telling me they they stay still of
everything I can't believe this they really thought of everything daylight
savings time on international woman's day and you believe such a thing you
What are you gonna play?
What are you gonna play?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, we can do ascensions now.
I didn't have the option to do that before.
Oh.
We'll do an ascension.
Why not?
Um.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh, a friend might want to join in.
Oh, who?
a friend you might want to join in. A friend? Yeah. What kind of friend are we talking?
Uh, someone we've slayed this spy with once before. Really? Yeah, he said he was, he said
he's down. Is it a three-peat? It's a three-peat, bro. Oh, she. Let's call this, let's call
the script
Oh the squeak will the squeak will is peace treatment uh i know it's not the line you should
want to join all right how are you you just wanted to play she's got a lot of the fucking game
that's my boy all over the game a lot of the game dude wait if people are playing that means
you can't just do one run what do you mean i mean no he's like that like he did the run
was three hours yesterday that is one run two runs is like through 4 a.m. for me
okay okay missy witness I'm gonna stream 50 hours a day oh my god that's
too many. I'm stream shit. So far it's... I've been playing Slay the Spire 2 all day. What am I
doing? I'm eating. Yeah, I did a couple of rounds and by a couple of all the hours just kind of
bleed away. That's the problem with this game is that starting one run is just like yeah I would
like time to be gone. I am kind of committed to like oh I want to beat it the boss level
like tier 3, whatever, level 3 on each one before I progress.
Oh yeah?
I gotta say, I was talking a lot of mad shit on you yesterday.
I was like, oh look at the guy's hands just getting bigger.
This class is kind of complicated.
Well, I also just didn't, I played it badly too.
No, I just didn't even know!
No, don't give me an outpea.
I, you've been a good friend, but I was ass yesterday,
and there's no two ways about it, my friend.
So I think if you're in the run, by the way,
It doesn't affect your run. If you leave, you can just join ours and then your solo run is still safe. I believe
Looks like that's the case. So
All right, what are you guys
You want to play but I play level I'm gonna be around when you want to play
Um
I'll get with um, I'll let you guys choose first and I'll defer I'll defer this time
I'm gonna put on ascension to whatever we do, by the way
Oh, I ancients only heal 80% of your missing HP. Yeah
Okay, I'm gonna do iron chat one last time
What's wrong with that?
I mean, I'll be the silent again. I like being this I like poison
Okay
Should I go I mean would you guys want to play I mean?
Can you play defect yet? You want to see you want to see my defect?
You want to see it? You know, I'm bringing out to you. I'm bringing out to you. I got my boy
I'll bring in my boy for you
Okay, he's really freaking cool, and I like it when you call him that
All right, whatever you rest at a rest sign
I'm going to put my camera in the right place as well for this.
Your camera.
Okay.
What the hell?
Where's my camera going?
Oh, camera wall.
Look at the Niaos Torment.
That's like a fun card.
Niaos Torment.
Is everyone here just to hang out with me?
Oh, here.
Sorry.
Niaos Torment.
Niaos Torment.
Let's do it. Let's do it to transform
You are my poor man
Do you see damage trigger all lighting here in the enemy? Oh, that's whoa. That's kind of cool. What a cool car
Okay, I got a pretty good start. Yes, finally a different boss. Oh my gosh
Lol defect. Okay. Who who's right now? That's Pete. Okay. That's mouse mouse is red
head. What? Uh, that's not even just trying to point fingers. All right, where are we going?
I'll see where we can hit up the most elite. We can get the most loot and it looks like
it's going to be, hmm, we should probably go this way.
Okay.
That's fine.
We reckon that's...
Sounds good.
Oh, I'm not so trolling.
Perfect.
Oh, you're drawing the thing from the mention yesterday that I didn't look up the goat's ear, whatever?
Ha ha ha ha!
What the hell?
She was like one of the bosses is a goat seer or something goat seared
Boat I don't remember the word but and now she's drawing it
I'm not the only one going to this path. What's going on?
Why are we going Connor? Yeah, we're gonna go this path. Sorry
He hates this I don't I'm so excited to play you guys
I
Want play with me start with less health to
No, that's pretty a choice you made I
Think we all started with less health
Did you guys take a what was your option when you took it? I I just
Do you
Bro 80%
on women's day too man fuck just don't get hit them it's like real life
Haha, he's doing me rough.
Aww.
I'm gonna attach vulnerable to him.
There you go, boys.
Wait, why do I...
Why do I block so much? Why do I block for so much damage?
Well, I mean, there's no rush. He's not gonna, like, strengthen, so he just chill.
Why am I fucking small?
That's health and small on woman's day. Oh game full block. Oh my god, I didn't see that card
Oh
Wait, I didn't need to control him. Sorry
Oh, whoa, what was that card that was what I was talking about wait, that's shit. Well
Yeah, what's your arm costume? Well, that's a sick car. I wonder if you can upgrade it. I
Believe you can
You guys got
Please let me go defense this time. I really enjoyed I did a run yesterday where it was like all defense. It was fun
I
Did I get any don't forget to get blocks guys. I know it's I know it's exciting to get the big attack cards
But blocks are just as valuable. I
Want to go pure tank honestly. It was fun
All right
But I didn't get any I mean if you get barricaded early on and you can do it. That is a very good go see man
What do you like it? Yeah, very good. Oh, we have to all choose. Okay, do you guys want to lose 18 health and get more money or get free money?
Basically it's 100 gold for 18 health. That's a lot of health for us. Yeah, actually with that, there might be a lot of health. Hold on.
Yeah, we don't have a shop anytime soon, so I think maybe it's not worth it. No.
So like we have a fire after we do have a break after the first sale that we can go into a rest
What do we oh you're on for the freebie freebie? Yes
We have two camps ahead, but I mean there's two
reference. I'm gonna first.
Okay.
He thought it was totally different in this one. Yeah, he's thick. BAM! He did. He had to rebuild himself.
Oh, why did he get... So the lore in this game, it is sequential after it's like continuing the story from last time, right?
Yeah, I'm not exactly sure how long after, but he basically was destroyed and rebuilt himself.
Which I think is just fucking cool as shit.
I'm gonna put vulnerable on him.
Get his ass.
Wow.
Get his claws.
What the?
Stunt on calculations.
This is, this is Master's calculations.
This is massive math stream time
That is the massive stream time
Yeah, I got such a cool card
I've never this is a new one lightning on there. This definitely wasn't in the old game and the odd is so sick
I get offered that like every ride and they feel sorry for me
This game is just so sick man
Why is this game so friggin' smooth?
Oh, he's never mind.
Yeah, I'm the defect. Don't forget.
Ah, defect.
Okay. Okay, man.
Channel 2 dark at the end of your turn.
Okay, I guess I'm going.
I guess this'll do.
Um...
Fuck it.
What are you looking at, Mass?
What are you here for?
Blackened blades and blade dents.
I mean, I think if you can get like, you know, if it should be like Blackstar and can fight
for elites I mean at that point you know you should be disgustingly arpey
I've worked for me the last two runs we did together right man
you're in Cal to shut shut I don't know which one to get at which one should I
get and then blade your blade dance
I mean as you start getting on you know you should know your deck better than
chat. Chat doesn't know shit. Wow, we had a fight in the sun.
Oh, nice. Get it. I can get that fraud, bro.
Oh, don't worry about it.
Where's he's going to debuff us? Well, give us two cards.
is like a burner goop or something like that it's a slime car which they
actually nerfed on a buffed they buffed it
Oz like that card oh fuck can we kill any of these guys this turn I have two
attacks I didn't nothing I got one swing in an hours that's all I was
good for it wants to repeat tiny tank one swing I can I can drink a potion if
you think it's worth it but no no no no I'm also watching a team Japan throw this
game away against the Aussies I'm so sure we didn't get to get to go you just
I'm gonna add a vulnerable to one of these guys and the back one give me a second
before you attack the back one there we go
hold on
no way japan loses right that's not wet
Well, they've clinched around to the quarters, which they're moving all the games to America, which I was like, really?
I was having fun watching these
but
They should not lose to Australia. It was a really good game yesterday against Korea, which they barely won
so
mmm
And the emperor and their family is at the game time first time they've been to a game in 70 years. Oh, wow
pretty cool
They can get tickets, but I can't
Shit oh, I just got a such a sick card. Whoa all players gain two energy exhaust. Oh my god. Wait, that's so sick. What the fuck?
Wait, that's so sick
That's amazing. Yeah, that's awesome. What the hell also I got a feed plus card as my draw
Which means I have to get the finishing hit. Oh
The is that the the legendary one? Oh, yeah, I love this card. Yeah, this is this card. So sick
So, please don't well tells if you draw it
Okay, I'm gonna do the I'm gonna do the energy search search card so that we can we can all get extra energy
What's up, what are you gonna are you gonna oh you got in venom?
poison build I'm trying to poison oh poison oh poison shives is that the plan
I want to poison
I'll talk I'll go on I'll go on feed see if we can get this to work
uh feed if you get it this early it's like insane I just want the poison
okay by the way I have a I have a flex potion okay first of all um I have the energy surge if
you guys need it if you guys have like big turns if not I'm good yeah I'm kind of good as well
What I'm gonna open up with a big
This guy is gonna be a problem. I'm just letting you guys know now. He sucks. He's my least favorite. I
Pretty much have nothing to him. He right now. You should definitely that in venom though 100% you should play that
His ass
I do have a flex potion if someone needs it as well.
I got my feed card, but a little early.
The feed does good damage though, flat damage, right?
Yeah, but it exhausts.
Oh.
So I'm gonna save it.
I think I can use it.
Okay, he's gonna start hitting us now, so we have to try our best.
Yeah, he is gonna get scary now.
Wait, I can make him weak. No, I can't.
Oh, brother, that's a nice thing.
That's all I can do is vulnerable. I'm a piece of shit.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I mean, he's gonna hit us.
I would say probably like,
this is tough. This boss is really annoying.
Is he just kind of...
I think he's annoying because he's just wearing a
sheep.
I'm showing you.
I'm up.
I'm just having a thank you.
I'm up.
I'm up.
Look.
It's going to hurt.
I have strength pushing for you next time.
Thanks.
We have to fucking we have to try and kill this guy like ASAP.
Okay, I have energy surge if you will need it. I'm just gonna play it
I'm gonna drink my potion f this guy
Exhaust your hand
Yeah, what pushes you pass
Yeah, I was not so lucky. I know where I draw feed
damn well we got to kill him next turn fuck that was unlucky we couldn't kill him
I think actually we could have killed him if you guys had just waited until now
I'm a cemetery head I drew feet I drew feet I can do 12 damage so I gotta get
the final hit wait okay okay so you need that final hit I can do wait I
wait hold on okay wait don't don't hit a mouse
kill him kill him kill him kill him yeah we can't fight him
there we go thank you
ooo data disk
data disk is huge
I got a great relic
make bait
I got the relic that upgrades two random cards
Both went on defend.
Hell.
Well, at least your defense is better now.
You didn't do that very well yesterday.
Ha ha ha.
I had like 170 health.
Oh, I haven't seen this one before.
Oh, my God, transform a card.
100%, give me that.
I gave a strike.
Oh, what the?
I got a rack off.
Oh, I got Echo form, my beloved.
My beauty has full form.
Let's go
What do you guys get I got
Poison I'm doing like the vulnerable thing again. They're giving me all vulnerable cards. Let's go though
What does data this to data disc gives you one extra focus so your orbs do one plus everything?
I don't really want the bigger ones. I'm mainly orb gaming
Anyone want anything in particular
Guess the vigor would be good for me. I guess right yeah, you can open up and you hit your first hit those eight more
Do you want to be kind of a lot of money mouse? I
Take the money on
Take a damn candle
I
Do which all way across the table
I'm gonna heal cuz we have to fight early
As much as I want to upgrade I'm gonna
Feel so bad, but fucking
I mean you have to heal messy don't want to but we're smart to I would upgrade
Oh, I can't believe I got my boy. My boy Echo form chat. I'm so fucking happy. That's my goat right now
I hate upgrading bash. It feels disgusting
What's bash is that the oh the the vulnerable. Oh fuck this guy's the worst
We already had the worst of thought. No genuine genuine asshole
Oh shit, sweetie
watch for the radar, they're a great stream, they will read the...
Alright, burn this guy down as well.
Yeah, this guy's not too...
It's the thingy ones that I'm most worried about the next turn.
Oh, I need them to read...
Yeah, yeah, the little guys.
Well, luckily he's not doing too much damage to you.
As long as we don't...
As long as we kill him on not this turn, the next turn, we at least...
Oh, you're gonna be killing me.
He's infecting.
He's infecting us.
Can we kill him this time, you reckon?
I can do 15 damage, not very impressive.
I can do a little bit more, but I'd rather not.
Yeah.
I don't want to take all this damage, but I might have to.
No, I don't have to.
I'm just going to lose Echo form.
Wait, he takes a 10.
I'm done it.
That's very...
16, and it's going to end sub.
Oh, next power play costs you. Oh, thank you, chef. I mean, read that card.
Okay, I have my echo form, so it should be okay.
Okay.
I can do... I have energy surge.
Would it help you guys if I gave you all energy right now?
I think you guys should be able to kill him with 20, right?
What would you ever to save it?
It doesn't really help me. I think we can... I only defense left so I'm good.
I... I can help you guys kill him.
Oh wow.
I think Maus is gonna get him.
Wait, he's gonna dive us in from a poison take.
Damn, it's 17.
So we end up to if we kill him now these guys spawn
You guys have any more cards you can play not really other just defense. Okay
Yeah, that's fine friend. I'll just drink your one then
They're neat with these bitches home run by Japan though they're up to one
okay so I have hold on don't have done it's fine fine fine the first card I play
my turn triggers twice so I'm gonna if you can get that one down to 27 without
me hitting it it will die the first one yeah the first one will die you don't
to block as much you can get down to 27 that's all I could do ask you once yeah
stop yeah how did you just what is that skill that's my evoking all skill
unfortunately that's I'm gonna see a lot of damage again I didn't draw any block
cards. Oh, oh, six damage here, socks. Oh, okay, it's fine. We're just gonna kill the
guy on the end. Okay, kill the guy at the end. How'd you only got cards? You got to
be fucking kidding me. I'm gonna kill the guy at the end for myself, okay? I got him.
I'm sitting watching.
Then I'm going to...
The finger.
120 block this turn and 0 last turn.
I fucking hate this game sometimes.
We're gonna get a great relic though.
I
More block
Can't see I
Can do 12 damage to all enemies
If that helps my orbs will do a good chunk of damage one of them is gonna evoke here, so I think I'll do
get a decent yeah a little bit there's some help you start my time oh my god so close
gone this guy sucks yeah
Oh brother, this guy stinks!
Alright nice, we did take a fair bit of damage there, but what is this?
What is this?
Oh I can- I got the flanking card.
Which- Oh!
Uh, it's not bad because Pete also has the Starbathade Vigor as well, so if you draw it right away,
Pete can use it with his Feast.
Oh, oh wait, you can come up with Feast.
Oh, that sucks.
I guess, uh...
Yeah, I'll get it out.
It'll remove deadly poison from my deck.
You can reload that.
I can be both of them. Yeah, I'm gonna lose them. I wonder we choose or is it up to me roll
Normally uses your good cards first
Wait, what it's doing it twice
Just don't lose too much of your health. I see what it means now. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm an idiot
They might say I don't really care about my zapping on to be honest. I
This child's two linings for me
I
Right
Don't it's not worth losing 20 HP for a good card by the way down
Like just cut your losses at some point
We have a guarantee the lead coming up so we gotta be careful
okay let's see here that is a dream turn one for me my god
oh you're gonna give him strength Pete that's fine it's fine it's fine it's
It's fine
Yeah
Okay, that that card sucks then what if I did it again, okay, we're getting energy help you guys
Yeah, I could do a lot of damage and I can't but um how many do you guys have a like expensive cards in your hands? I
Have I do
Mass what would help you if I gave you energy?
Fuck it, I'll give it to you. Oh, thank you. Bye. Oh
No, it's for all of you go. Oh, I was like, I'll take that
Can I make it? I'm gonna make him stronger again. Go ahead man. You really fuck me once
That's fine
well you way that did help you my god you how many cards do you have to get
to play it like I got the damn roll you play your whole deck
both my oldest channel oh yeah I might get feed I might get feed yeah I got
feed I got feed I got feed take it take it wait Dan that's huge for you you've
got that every fight yeah
Finally, meet the beast.
I feel like I don't want to walk, I feel like I've got a lot, I feel like I don't want
to.
Let's go, let's go.
Alright, so this lead goes well.
Okay, this is probably the better one.
We've gone through all of it at this point, but this is probably the better one, to
be honest.
I mean, I would definitely play in Venom first.
Oh no, of course.
Nice weeks, nice.
If you have a big turn as well, I'll P-dive strength motion if you don't forget.
Okay.
Or if you think you, you know, maybe I draw the energy from the next turn.
I got a block.
Oh!
My god, buddy.
Bio.
You're dead?
No.
No, you're fine.
You're dead.
You still have more health than me even after this attack, so don't worry.
Oh, oh, you have Orc Halkin as well.
Oh, yeah.
Don't forget.
Don't forget, so sometimes you have like a only five block.
I have energy by the way.
If you're, oh.
Okay, let's see here.
I have energy if you need it.
Actually, I'm gonna play it, I have to play it.
God, I love that.
Isn't that sick?
It's so sick.
Wait, do you have a big turn, Pete?
Wait, wait, wait.
I have a potion, Pete.
Oh yeah, I can go.
Yeah, give it to me, I want more.
You're gonna like this little combo we got going.
Give him strength
You strength on the turn he's gonna do this bullshit. I know I got excited again
I got it. I got a drink my function on myself. I got to I got too high fee
I had your Tamas. Oh, you're for Angie still wow
Yeah, I'm done. Oh, that was a tip when you saw energy
Yeah
She gets that cool thing that she's got this
21 damage if we can get him down to 21
21
I'll hold off and see I
Mean I yeah, I don't have any much more damage unfortunately. It's gonna take eight poison damage, but
Yeah, I don't have much I'm sorry Pete that's all good. I'm gonna I might draw next round, so
Here's what we're gonna do
you
Okay
This
Are you sort of face way I have 12 damage in my hand if you
That's okay. I wouldn't have been enough
I'll draw. Oh look. I know my deck. You know, I'm just gonna rip that card right at the top
Oh, wow, sure. Same health as me now.
Oh, God.
Wait, Jesus!
I did draw it! I did! Hold on, hold on!
Yeah, work like what damage you need.
I got him!
I got him!
Actually done.
Actually done.
Ooh, we go pillar. Don't mind if I do.
Hmm.
Goodbye.
No.
Let's get...
I'm gonna have to fucking mend again.
Oh, those...
Those are the trade.
Well, that's nice.
I've got all three records already, there's another one.
of
the
I think that's prudent to heal here.
Can I sleep here?
Oh, God!
Well, actually, I could upgrade armaments instead.
I would upgrade armaments.
Everybody more useful.
Yeah.
We're gonna be fine, guys.
Okay, this boss is the one with the little minions.
Little minion boss.
Little minion boss.
Little other.
We're gonna take out the little guys first.
You have to be killing me!
What is this hand?
I've got every single block I have in my deck now. I'm gonna draw three cards
Okay
This is the worst fucking hand I could have ever drawn in my life
I think the place here is I'm gonna lower
this sucks cuz next time I'm gonna draw into oh well what was that? I made the guy do zero damage
uh oh fuck yeah nice what was he gonna do this time? wait. uh nine. oh. oh never mind. oh did you have other cards?
Oh
You're not the card you're gonna play it
I'm gonna draw a zero block next turn
Sention to no joke well, I would play that uh, you know in venom or something else like some kind of scaling card
what the fuck excuse me what the fuck is this turn oh wait good news
you have energy you'll have energy
you might have something
um what's flanking I guess I guess all I have is damaging moves so I'm gonna
Unleash I uh the middle one your biggest
I can't on me to bring the heat you deal two times the dancers and me oh
oh oh everyone it works on a knife
fucking get this guy get his ass down you can kill this town it's gonna be
close I don't think so though you're right give it a show
There's a mouse is helping
Why?
If he was vulnerable we might have another kill
Whoa, what is that card?
I was a
Conflagged long conflagged the ring. I've a conflagged. Oh, yeah, if he doesn't work it's only for the big boss. Oh
You had that card
I missed clicked it was right next to the defend I wanted to use. Oh fuck
Are you in a live?
No
I guess barely. Well, I only had five extra help. This is a you guys run what?
You guys got it
What I mean, I can make somebody weaker though. Should I put in the front guy?
Back guys can do the mustache this time
Oh, that's vulnerable. Oh, that's weak. That's weak.
Finally got all my damage.
No, I threw again. I'm so dumb. I'm so dumb.
I'm going to go take a break. A tiny tank.
I'll be okay.
4, 8. Did I... I think I killed myself by exactly one.
No, I... because I weakened. No, I...
No.
he's alive he's dead fuck that's so bad that you're dead no it's not nothing but
bad cards that is bad no no you guys got this he only has 526 left 62 last year
any where we got here we're gonna get this little guy fucking like I got like
no damage to this tub. Alright. Okay, this is gonna be a rough one.
Oh, oh, that's not good.
I
Get your potions if you have them you're in good
Okay, nice that would have helped if you did that they start
I had portion of just 25 damage but I feel like this 25 20, okay, I mean that's that's that's good
Better than nothing right yeah
I knew I could count on you guys look at you go
You kill the little guy?
He needs 12 damage to kill him.
He's dead.
Nice.
Good job.
He's dead now.
So, have you got any more block?
So, that's how you're gonna die.
Oh, you're gonna live just about.
Oh my god.
No fucking way.
Oh my god.
Yeah, but we're in danger.
I'm in big trouble.
I have like no damage.
I'm in big trouble I have like no damage fuck you dying sucks
I'd like any defense ever you wouldn't be right
I believe fuck
I'm just gonna have to fucking block I can't attack that's fine. Yeah, you block for now
Let me try to build a poison on it make sure you you just can't die best place
So your priority of your turn is to always block off
I feel like that's pointed at me that's gonna be
The priority is to not die
I'm gonna be it what?
What don't
You're alive you live on what's on
No, I did the math
I did the math the bro is a man I need to double shot better I think the double
energy can extend
how we should have survived this you I just have so low damage I don't have a good damage
You just gotta you just gotta fucking any damage you got them. I just
Oh, I could either poison or put seven poison or strike poison poison
Was in stacks was in stacks
This guy's a long and he's buffing himself, which is making our life harder look this guy. Mm-hmm angry
I
All right, I'm gonna die no
Yeah, you gotta go this I can't
kick
Got as much poison as you can to get it off
This is your finest moment man you got this. Oh, dude. I just don't think I have enough
Your tank is all dicked up.
I don't have enough dicks in my tank.
His tank is dicked up!
I'm just here, you got this.
He's weakening me now, like I'm not already, like a joke, dude.
He sees the threat.
That was the worst job ever seen.
Look at him go stacking that defense up, getting the lightning.
I
Blocked everywhere
My water skip two hours
I
Mean there's a chance, but he keeps strengthening so it's gonna get harder and harder
I don't like that look at that, you're right.
I love that you have five potion slots, but nothing to use.
That's the story of my fucking life, man.
Just whatever you do, don't get them down to like 150.
Then make us feel like we're going to have a chance here and then you blow it.
Okay, don't say that out loud.
What the fuck?
Yeah, don't blow it.
Oh god, it consumes all the fucking frost every time.
Oh, that's so much damage he's doing next turn.
You've done 400 damage to him by yourself.
Is it 27 great?
Nine times three. Yes
Look at the blocks
This is where you just do
Crazy damage. All right, you got into the mystical 150 now. Don't blow this. We're already in help mode now
I really believe
This is like I've never believed in something so much in my life. He's under a hundred do not throw
What would one go do
Wonga would lock the fuck in right now
He would lock the fuck in
Oh god
Fuck
Literally 41 you might dude you might kill me
impossible. You got all the way down to the final hits. There's no way I do not believe this.
Oh, I think I could block all this though, luckily.
he's got his ass boys we live another day we live another day lands
Oh my god, bro
Oh my god, I did damage at the beginning though you would have been so
That was so close though. Yeah, that was close
Wow, that was awesome that that was really well played
Do you genetic algorithm get out of the back and it's a fucking epic card? Are you serious?
But I'm looking at my car options here you take all the time you deserve it
Without stressful I'm not gonna lie. That was exciting. I gotta say you did better than I thought I was right. I appreciate that
I honestly am taking you can no longer gain gold
Wait, I can't want to take that. I'm taking that ectoplasm. That's so peak
I've never been about money I've been about experiences where what did you take?
Ectoplasm, I never know again gold. I don't need it. I'm
What's money you die with zero can't take it with you
I
Transform three cards upgrade them. It's kind of chaotic. It'd be huge. Oh
Astralime is kind of crazy man. Oh
I might be throwing that if I get absolute dog shit
Why not
There's a transformer one shit. Oh my god. Why did I do this?
You know what? I'm not.
I'm gonna fin my dick. Fuck it. I'll do the smart thing.
I think I need a lock in to help me out.
I transformed all my strikes in defense.
Defense of the cards.
Okay. Did you get anything, dude?
No.
Oh, gosh.
Do you want to hit up a sharp peak if you don't mind?
Yeah, I got 500 bucks memory to spin.
been. I guess I think then the route is I think it's if we want to hit every
possible I'm ready to feed again all right he's ready yeah let's do it I'm
ready to die no no no rubber match 313 for a tunnel or jeez vulnerable bro loves
doing that it just it hurts so bad when you're the last one to cast vulnerable
If you're everyone popped off that's true. How could I not see that?
Boy
Oh, I need a good card from this fight with this guy. I
Have 14 cards in my deck. I
Have fined this
What is your deck now?
It's the most random shit you can ever see.
You got a fan of knives though, hidden daggers?
Yeah.
You got a knife trap?
Did you get that or did you do that random?
It was all random.
Dude, wait, you got some amazing cards here.
What the fuck?
You got some garbage, but you got some really good cards.
And yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
It's over.
Yes.
Connor is the tank, mouse's peak and.
He's the goat.
OK. Oh, OK.
He died first last round, halfway through the boss.
And so in peace, I'm going to go piss.
I did not.
That is not go behavior.
Oh, after this card, two cards.
Oh, shit.
That's not good.
I don't live in the past.
Well, just do whatever does the most damage this time.
Oh, do whatever does the most damage to him.
This car does not mean permanently get rid of this in your car.
I know, I'm just trying to think.
Well, how am I going to do this?
That's also good for any cars that have slime in them.
Don't forget.
Yeah, but you didn't block right because he's you've already fully blocked his damage
I am such an idiot. I have a bowler hat that gains 20% gold and I said no
Oh wow, that was a lot of damage, nice.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, that's my turn. That's it.
I played one card.
Oh.
A2, holy. Yeah, we're doing A2 right now.
Squad the squad's doing it
Mouses my house just sometimes goes absolutely dick. Oh my god. I know that that's part is mouse. Let's say a world watchers doing it
I think I would I would not stop talking if I was going off. I think I
When I pop off I go please don't open p.m. Oh
Locked in mass like it. Wait, wait, what?
Is it you know?
Okay
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you play anything? Does anyone do you guys need an injury?
Well, can you get in anyway fellas?
Okay, yes, yes put it on put it on put it on you can probably play a whole hand
This is gonna go crazy.
Get this, get this fraud, bro. Get him, get him!
Get his ass!
Oh my god.
I'm gonna block him.
He's stunned.
Oh my goodness.
What did I just feed?
That's okay.
That's okay, I don't need more HP.
I was gonna...
Oh.
Oh.
I can't look at so many shoes.
His life just went, did you knife trap him at the end?
Yeah, don't forget to let Pete finish.
He's a finisher.
That's his thing.
I gotta eat.
Boys gotta eat.
They increase your max health, right?
They do primarily.
Yeah.
Oh, nice A.O.E.P.
Oh, this guy.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Two strength.
I don't have any strikes.
Do you have to all pick the same ones?
They're all different.
I don't know.
Oh, we can all pick one.
I'll just pick the first one.
I'm honestly fifty gold not to get debuff the strength on that was probably good for you Pete though
Like five combats though. Yeah, but five. Okay, let me count one two
That's three elite fights
I'll do that. I think it's worth
Three three's a lot for me. I did I click on the wrong one? Which one are we going to this one? This one
Okay
Oh
What's up
Oh napple T
If I remember, if you fully block the guy on the left, he gets stunned.
Bracers and chat, you all so fast?
How you doing, man?
How deep are you in this?
Is Mars still popping off?
Uh, see that Mars is planning the attack right now.
I would also focus the guy on the right side, the right, the right.
The right guy.
Yeah, right guy, I think.
I'm gonna get you like zero
Fuck, never mind
Locking and Queen
I'm so pissed
Just just, hey, do you go too?
You got board time right?
That is a fucking mess
I'm just gonna go ahead and
I'm gonna make you a fucking cheat
Okay, well that's good for mouse
Oh for you too, that's good
How you after block now? That's a cool shot. Yeah, I like it just cost a lot. Yeah, three is crazy
But I have the extra energy from the ectoplasm and sometimes you give me like 13
some other year
Trimbo this coward
Oh
Are you doing it?
What is going on
You find mana you must have something to do
In Venom, by the way, like pretty much stack enough this game, so yeah, because they're
already half health.
You know what I mean?
No messages, get rid of it.
Well, just, I mean, you can discard that one if you don't want it.
Like that, like that's really good against bosses because you can build it up for
a long time.
But against like little moms like this is not as useful.
And when I'm repairing you're ready I want to go poison, but it's just not working
Well, you got in Venom saying that's all the any poison you need that you should give shit
Oh my god, okay, we're going to come out here. Let's go home
Okay, okay, okay well here comes the shoes
Okay, okay
I should play this one for us never mind. You also should have played the card
No, you would have killed him and saved me to know
I got I got feet
No one was gonna do anything!
Hey, let's see what happens when we're killing.
I got like three amazing cards.
Hold on, I'm thinking... another one?
I've already got another one there. I think honestly, I think it's like
All time thinking I think it's overclocked is I have this card
It's overclocked
What's up
I'm gonna bash you
Generationally bad starting hand that would help you guys to give you energy
energy no not on this turn okay is that exhaust or does it look forever I'll give you energy
does that card exhaust or is it exhausts okay that's such a cool card though that's for ideas
thanks
thanks
oh so
It's a lot of damage on tier 1, it's not bad.
Good job, Matt.
I think you've got so much energy still, you have so much.
Yeah, I have a lot.
I mean, there's nothing else really going on.
Alright, well, you don't see the patient here, do you?
you do end up having flanking in your hand just shout it out so I I can uh you want me to flank you
no no no now but I mean if you have it I can be aware of it I don't think we can do 290 damage
can we no okay 23 that's a lot what is happening
I
Don't know a week a week. No
Oh my god, I don't have any well. Oh, I have a week
I had a weak potion
You've any block no
Well, I tried get there watch out
I'm all blocked and Pete
Are you crazy? Well, what do you know? No block me. That's what they call him. I made a dude actually
It's got no block beat
MVP
I will make you
molten fist
I'm too tired to play not reading what you're still doing the last damage
I'm too tired to play. I'm not reading. Oh, you should have said we wouldn't have started
with them. No. Anybody got any like you're playing
I
Do have a feed mouse can you do like a hundred damage?
Sometimes you do
100 I'd wait I'd hold it because your feet is gonna do more than how much can do like 30 I
Can do 21 with feet but with vulnerable to
That's yeah with the ball okay
Damage the mouse has got a lot of stuff still so I would hold up. I'm gonna hold it
Okay
What's happening
Are you gonna draw feet next turn if not, I would just use it
That's worth watch out. You will take five damage. So if you're gonna hit it get your shield first. Oh
Even with even if it's the killing blow. Yeah
I did not know that yeah
Another genetic algorithm I
Guess I have
my back flip
I have echo format, should I probably take it?
why is she so good?
well that was when Connor was using a card
so I made fun of him
yeah, you made fun of me
you made fun of me
do you remember when I saved you against the boss?
it would be laughing
that doesn't, well I don't live in the past
nothing back there for me
I
Let's see mangle plus is kind of sick
Mangle before effort
All right, what came fellas
Is this guy remember his gimmicks no
If you hit him he adds shit to your hand.
Oh I hate this guy, okay.
Do you mean to add vulnerable to him, anybody?
I mean if you have it just use it I'd say.
Okay there we go, play in the area.
I'm going to defense up.
Did you guys all attack already?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Did you have the card in your hand?
I'm trying to miss.
Just let us know if you have the...
He's so dumb.
He's so dumb.
He's so dumb.
Show them.
Show them.
I'm the dumbest girl alive.
Poison will go hard here, so you just poison them a bunch.
I
Don't go live good thing is that uh, because you have these masses the thorns on
Jesus Christ. Yeah, I think I also had my flame shield up which like every time I take damage he gets damaged
Which is a fun card
Headbutt oh, thanks. Oh perfect. I
I want flame barrier back. That's it a ton of damage done. Oh, I can draw it right now even better
So whenever I'm attacked this turn deal six damage back that is a cool card. Oh, that's so good when
That's what he would have done like seven to seven hits. Yeah
That's why his
That's poison nice poison
Thank you mouse for carrying us what you've been carrying us this fight okay
would it help you guys if you get double energy I can let me let me see
first yeah okay how much energy do you need I mean I have to spend all my
stuff I do yeah I don't know whatever
okay let's see 253 okay well I didn't know it wasn't attacking
he's not attacking so it's good for easy
I'm not gonna say it's not good
I can't lie I did not need it
yeah we had so much block that time yeah that was that was that was
I
Now if I get the flame thing that would be peak I did not
That's why you took so much oh
This is the worst kiss
Away
Oh knife trap incoming nice
Okay, I think I can make him do zero. Oh my god. You're the goat. I need to know hurt himself seven times hitting mouse
That's so good where he might die wait, there's gonna be a lot of them himself. Oh, wow
Look at that. That was a big
Beautiful
Oh my god. Oh my god. Ice dad.
Good job. Well played. Well played. I think we did pretty good there.
Yeah, that was clean.
Oh, why do they get one strength?
They don't have any strength.
Ha!
You're nice.
Oh.
That is an awesome card.
One of you play a power game, energy.
Wow.
800 gold?
Yeah, I'm begging us to hit up a shot.
Ooh, I want this one.
I want the power one.
I'll pay so many powers, please.
I'll take the oddly smooth stone mouse you should wait if you do not play any
attacks from your oh wait up you play a lot of powers mouse
I think the art of war is bad for all of us yeah a lot of what I don't do attacks a
lot of the time so it's pretty best I take it
okay a mouse plays a decent amount of powers I think is your you have your
environment stuff you should you should not you should take this one damn
a socked another where is your shop I oh it's at the very top yeah we're gonna
we're gonna hit that after another work only can you max out on gold I don't
know I might okay remember this guy's gimmick if you hit him if you hit
him you uh you get an energy so if you hit him this time you're getting energy
basically
wait what if you hit him once you get an energy if you like if he takes any
energy from you unblocked like look i just got one now
i know i said luck like if you say
okay she has nine cards and three energy i have time to be
Nine cards
What I would not have taken that card that you picked up last round. Why?
I don't think it's very good. What's wrong with it? I like it.
I forgot to put it in my head. Sorry. My eyes are going crazy.
And you hear you earlier saying only one game only one
You're falling in the first day things change. Oh, yeah
Things change. Okay. That's the woman's prerogative to change your mind. What if I change her mind?
I'm gonna send up your five games tonight. I thought we were doing five
No, I'm not just tapping out midway through act one
This international woman's day of all days
My energy you're gonna get anywhere
Wait a minute
Hmm
Wow, okay, seven energy you got the whole world. Wow, okay Wow
We I
Like that I like that and I'm getting your one round you could you hit him as well?
Wait, I can draw two cars right now. Yeah, I mean you go I
I get a more block more poison is good to
Get this for well get this fucking fraud. Oh wow, okay, and then this like
Okay, well you didn't really hit us so much block. You didn't need to roll
Get it, but I sorry. I didn't realize you're blocked. Oh
Oh
What the fuck is that damage he's about to do?
27 boy, I can I can make him do zero. Oh, please God. Yes, please
any
Oh, you're my guy. He's actually my guy. He just does the
That is such a great card
I'll tell you that I cracked for multiplayer that car is that car we so bad solo because
losing it that turn and losing we're endures and worth but then multiplayer where everyone
else gets a turn it's so strong which one the card that you took the mangle like solo
that wouldn't be that good no but it's it's so it's so clutch though like you
said with other people yeah the poison is ticking up nicely dude nice poison
let's go dude oh my god he'd love to see it he'd love to see it bro I when he's
He's hitting himself. What a dumb fuck. What a moron.
Hey, you dumbass.
You eat me.
Put my moron.
Okay, I drew nothing. Okay, that's...
I drew nothing on the turn. I really wanted to draw something.
And my block goes crazy, chat. You can't deny. Look at that block.
Legendary values of blocks.
I
Can't draw three cards
Classic Connor there's a classic Connor
None of the car drill
You're just our energy battery yep
You're like you go guys guys and power it up
But then on the boss you're like, okay, I'll solo. Yes. I'll help you out
It's crazy to draw all the block on the turmoid doesn't fuck up any of you
36 defense against nothing okay
Who's keeping track of why we did it
I don't want it now. I don't I didn't draw any defense cards
Yeah, this is not looking good for me here. This is so ass
26
I bailed you out. You're my god. That's all I got. You're my god. Oh
Where would you have is there a knife trap incoming
The massive that cod that we do do double damage to the enemy
No, I have feet if we can get him down to 21
Do now are you gonna knife trap him?
Yeah, I don't know I don't know cheap
I just need a if it goes down to 21 I can I can how many eight sheds
Yeah, hey four times a
Not that much, but then you have other damage to you might be able to do this
I guess we'll see how it works whether you 12 each way it's gonna die
hold up hold up hold up hold up where much more damage I think
masses more damage yeah okay and now you got a P right it's vulnerable to perfect
Yes!
Dude, feast is so good at multiplayer, man.
It's pretty fun.
Feed and then no trap.
Well, I can now gain strength at rest sites, that's peak.
Oh, Sunder.
That's 24, all the bosses have so much health.
Oh, whoops.
What's that?
Uh, probably the fire.
I think it's definitely worth it right you can now gain strength at rest sites I should
definitely do that.
Was it one strength I guess?
No.
That's kind of weak.
I'm going to call Enderloin sorry guys I'm just thinking about it I have like I have no
I asked myself.
Yeah, one strength.
Well, one strength is better than nothing, I guess.
You got too much gold, Cough.
Let's do cool-headed.
I can hold.
I'm always going to play aggro form chair.
Seven gold for next round.
Dude, after this elite, I'm going to be DECO mode.
I'm telling you boys, I'm going to have a fucking massive shop.
900 gold.
I'm going to buy the entire stock.
Oh, fuck.
If we make it there.
Yeah, if we make it there.
Well, I just zeroed the potions.
Anyone we're going for in particular just go for broke.
I'd say for the right one, because he's buffing right now.
He has the highest amount of damage potential in the next couple of moments.
Would it help you if I give you strength, Pete?
No, I mean like for one turn or for two strength the rest of this battle. Yeah, that's always is it a potion or yeah, I'll take that
Okay
sweet six plus
six
1624 remember go for the one on the right
Right one. Yeah, right, right, right, right, right
Okay, just make sure you're gonna block whatever you fight along here
if you get the ships to hit everyone else that's going to go crazy
yeah
strength seems better on mouse yeah I do think that actually
well I should have put strength on you
sorry my neck
no that's okay that's okay draw potion
it is you're right the ships thing is just too strong huh
She is a crazy man, especially with the when the aoe shave thing that you can get it's just so broken. I feel like
Yeah, and it gets affected by that man. Oh my god
All the week is so long
Okay energy for everybody here you go
Thanks
We're not he should be dead
I'm sorry. No, no, no, I say it's masses that cod with you do extra damage you could put it on the middle guy the middle guy
And also I should have just kept him at low health just so we could kill him all at the same time
No, no, no, I think that's fine
Yeah, the fog of war
We made it.
We made it, bros.
Oh, we can, uh, we can the middle one.
Nice.
We made it, bros.
Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah.
Well, you should put the what we should put the thing on it.
The everyone does more damage to it.
Was it? No, you haven't got enough.
Well, I don't mind of mind of mind.
under that. Wait, play every cheer in your exhaust pile.
Yeah, do this.
Here comes the ship engine.
Any more damage?
You block as well, don't forget.
Oh, I don't have any of that.
You have no block in your hand.
I need to be 12.
I don't have any block.
She has Orchalkam for 6.
Oh, I have a potion.
No, no, you have Orchalkam actually.
I think taking six is fine.
You think so?
Yeah, I think taking six is fine too.
I think I'm gonna take six here.
You got anything else, Pete?
I used all my cards.
Should I?
I'm just gonna eat.
I drew no block dust.
Crazy time.
I'm not gonna draw that feed next to her,
and that's gonna taste good.
Pete has to be, I think the one that kills it, by the way.
Like the final one, not the like, you can't like kill one of them.
Oh, look at the middle one.
No, no, no, as in like, as in like...
Final, final hit.
Yeah, the final, final hit for the fight.
Uh, you're the winner, newbie, by the way.
Oh, my God.
That's alright, sorry.
Okay, we should be able to do this this turn, I think.
Give me feed.
Cause he, this guy needs one hit to die on the middle.
I got my feed.
so I'll wait for you guys I wait hold on I I will kill one of them but he's gonna
die a poison actually so I'll tell you what I'm gonna open up there's no flanking
There's no silly business
Actually wait a minute. I got an idea
Wait, I got this one I think wait, can you do a little bit of damage?
How much I was right I need 12 sorry I can do more if you need I
I have to I can eat 12 damage to feed this worm eat the worm. I'm not supposed to do some damage to it
Not a big deal. No, I am not so shivs in a hand. I think yeah, no, you're not them
Poison
I'm gonna do eight damage to it if I play this card does that do you in range of what you need?
No, but we'll go for it
Might work. Yeah, it's good. Oh, yeah, is that enough? No
Well, it dies. It's all good
That's unfortunate
Oh meal ticket, oh perfect good timing
Finally you get to spend your cash
I'm so fucking ready. I'm so fucking ready
I'm so ready boys
Do we all have different things to purchase or is it shared? Yeah, all different things
And I just got I got a relic that heals me when I go into a shop as well. Oh
My god, it's a goat
Capacitor oh, this is a big shop for me boys
Oh
Well well well
I have a lot of money besides knife trap does anybody have like a big mega damaging ability
I just got some pretty good damage like a single payoff like it like the car does like
a ton. Yeah. I don't I got a card here that's called tag team. It's the next attack. Another
player on the enemies played an extra time. So it play like knife trap twice, but we have
to coordinate it. But if it's just one card, not that. Yeah. I'll just pass. Always get
to remove the card mask if you don't know what to do. Oh, I know what to do. So
of each combat she's one of the most color colors cards add that chosen card to your hand
rolling boulder at the start of your turn deal five damage to all enemies and increase this
damage by five that sounds so fun
that sounds so fun i'm gonna take it
that i'm ready boys yeah boulder scaling seems crazy so you're gonna play with echo form
Yeah and co-op as well seems kind of something crazy
Like yeah
No
All right then you can't make me I would all might you just let's find out
Okay this guy
Ooh.
Oh, this guy again?
Haven't we- Haven't we fucking taught this guy...
This old man?
Get him a lesson.
How many times we gotta tell you, oh man?
Is there no weakening him by any chance?
I don't have anything to do with it yet.
I don't know. There's one room.
Oh, good. There's one room.
The defense around
I drew a capacity
How I draw you man, you don't get much when you draw when you play power you draw a car
When you play a power you draw a card, if you need more options like you know the good thing to play a power
I'm kind of like I don't have any blocks and just play the play put the poison card the poison power
But then but I could also do a knife trap and then it please
I think setting up your poison is better so you can get more block from poison cards
next turn.
Yeah you're right, you're right.
Also don't just play that first.
Don't forget to start with that card.
I
Good drawing to energy.
Alright, that's what we got here.
Don't forget when you hit it, you get energy.
You look like a monster, you know.
A monster on your freaking nose, bro.
Ah, fuck, I should have seen if you had bash, my bad.
Go ahead.
I hit it, buddy.
Now he's on um six, so he'll be vulnerable for a while.
Oh fuck yeah.
What the hell is that that hit him?
Like a delayed hit.
Watch out for your health mask.
Oh, okay.
I will die if they say it.
Would you guys like some additional energy with the help you guys have?
I'm
Get himself for a lie
She's crushing it was row of cards
And I'm holding rolling Boulder only 51 defense
She you might see a lot of damage do you want I can help a little bit I can I can
help me oh I have a potion for weakening oh I just used it just save yours save yours
today Joss you think so yeah it doesn't stack it's just not it's not gonna make
him any week ago. No. All right, I should have let you accept a five-potion spot.
The week on you.
Is he gonna buff now? I think fuck. Can I can have a fucking turn, bitch?
Oh, I got the fucking block turn. No. I have flanker.
I wish I had better turn now to do flanking stuff there's I'd like to attack cards for
really low.
Oh, I have nothing to do this turn sorry we were lost.
I have nothing I could do this turn sorry.
I'm trusting in the mouse carry.
Okay bro.
He's not doing any damage to you so just go crazy.
37 damage on the poison too is crazy.
That's okay bro.
I
Remember if you hit him he
will
Give you some fucking Andrew I
Wouldn't entertain you up here
Mouse is gonna break a shield. Oh
And then we'll get an injury you can break a shield mass
What?
There you go.
If you hit him now, he can get energy.
Oh, you can zero out.
Okay, I need more.
Oh my god.
What's up?
Oh damn, oh damn, oh damn!
What if I don't need to play again?
I like to play.
It's so easy.
Good job, guys.
Wah-ha-ha.
Thank you for the car, Mouse.
You're welcome.
My potion!
He won ritual.
I've got to get in.
I've got to get in.
Perfect.
All right.
Oh, there's a lot of enemies.
Uh.
Okay.
I have to race.
God, I hope we're getting in.
All right.
God I hope I hit this card
It's so fucking fun to get this card against the boss. This boss is so weird, but it's so cool
I've never seen this one
This boss is sick. It's got a really shit mechanic there. I love this guy. He's oh wow 1200 health
I got it right away
What did you get right away look at the rolling boulder that I got in my
Rolling boulder
Oh I can look on maybe your screen yeah if you go to you can either click on me and then
you can hover over at the card or you can just oh okay at the start of your turn deal
Whoa
Does it just keep getting like five?
Yes, sir. Next time we 15 10 after it'll be
20
If it's air and it is all to all of them
So maybe this boss not so good because he doesn't have any like minions, but if you had minions like those dudes if you said
Yeah, roll out especially a roll out from Pokemon
which has killed me many a time what the poison begins let's just say that you
started with it in venom that's so awesome
I
Don't you block this time just wanted to draw two cars to see what I got
But didn't give me anything good. I'll just play any powers then that you're trying to
Anything to the power play a power
Yeah, I could have hit him with three shares, but I didn't play the power because then you don't draw it again
Oh, oh, you had bullet time.
Oh, now you can do it. Now you can bullet time.
Play the whole, play the whole hand.
Fine.
Oh, my God. What is this turn one?
A hundred damage?
Look how much I can do.
And you can finally block for longs.
It's incredible. I've never seen that.
I've never seen it. Okay.
Me too.
So those cards, those cards allow you to escape.
So you can see like in four turns you'll die.
Each one of those cards buys you a turn eventually.
Gotcha.
Oh, I have to play it.
You know, it would be advised for you to play it.
We play right now you can play later too you just got to play at least one in the next
couple of fans I'm not gonna play mine
work my power cut okay I will play my mind either
I'll play mine okay you can see underneath his thing it'll tell you
and each card gives you one but he'll keep putting them in your deck as well
a little final fantasy six reference guy oh yeah
shit nerds well it's a mouse I mean what's up I'm so tempted well how card I
was gonna do pounds to deal 12 damage in the next good play I was zero and then
I can get a block, right?
Uh-huh.
I can play my block.
But...
What if I play accuracy, which gives four additional damage?
Oh, I can just use this poison potion.
Oh, don't forget as well.
You have Oracle Kim, so you get six block.
Yeah, I would play that power,
because that's gonna scale really nicely for you.
one more good and you draw that card oh yeah and you can block the rest of the
damage if you or you got handed too
yeah
you are crazy and then I'm done
28! Okay, good news guys. Wow, the boulder goes on screen. That's so funny.
Free energy! Yippee!
Is it gonna be me?
Everyone.
Is anybody gonna attack? I could snake.
Oh, fuck no. You think I'll attack?
I can do that. I can do a couple things.
Are you you want me to pass me do I can do a
Not just two attack cards. I mangled him earlier so that he did less damage
Come you go well the mangle was big. Thank you by the way. I give me a lot of a lot more leeway I
Found like a very like it my deck is way. It's extremely consistent now like it's insanely I
I don't think you've got to figure that you guys have done so much damage to it. Fuck yeah
Connor and attacking Brian have a deer bro. Never do it. Hey, I'm here for the team bro. I'm here for the team
The teen on mouse
Hey, you're the you're the roller. Why is the fucking sandpit called to now what the hell's up with that?
it. Uh oh. Every time you use it, it goes up by one. It does. It does. No. I did notice.
Uh, yep, you're correct.
Y'all doing?
Well, that's not nice.
That's not nice as a fuck at all.
I'm gonna hold onto my feet on the random chance that Knife Trap doesn't destroy this guy at once.
You never know.
Okay, I got my dark orbs lined up boys
Look all your weird orbs you got the the dark deal 24. Okay, that's really good. Is that those all go off at the end, right?
So those will boost by 9 each and then I can pop them
So but I can like double pop them too, so I will do a lot of damage soon
Soon soon soon it's real it's real it's real and I have damage
Look at this boulder look at this boulder pop up right now check the shop. Oh, that's me. That's me, bro
That's all me
Are you gonna do anything that we need isn't you any a tag?
Oh, you're gonna do something you mean if we can do something but I freaking bust his balls open
Wait, okay, wait, wait, I can do about a 450.
Do you happen to have the thing that doubles damage this turn, Mass? On him or whatever?
Taxi, wouldn't it?
Oh, okay. Okay, well, I'll just... Fuck it, I'll do it.
I'll wait and just follow the...
Hold on, I gotta wait for Master to fucking get off the Xbox.
What the fuck is this?
My turn, my turn, my turn on the xbox
Wait, maybe I can feed, let me see if I can feed
I didn't, you can go ahead and kill it
Aw, too bad I haven't finished her, too
Hop hop
Oh my god, mouse
Hey, I did do something guys, I did do something
I don't know how I did something
You did great
I did something, I did something
I ended that experience, that whole act with
a perfect amount of health and like this is a really well organized team and
Connor is also here. Oh wow, wow. We're gonna act like I didn't carry us at the
end of the first act. We're really gonna pretend like that didn't happen. We're gonna pretend.
You're gonna pretend like the boulder didn't do shit. This is crazy boulder slander.
This is this is this is what they'd be called a boulder's gate because this is a
sensational moment all the gate all this is boulder gate bro this is crazy my
boulder did big damage man
respects the boulder anymore you should
just run it's the entire fight why are you against the fucking doormaster again
This guy sucks dude
Wow mark 7 random combats enemies in those rooms of one HP that's crazy
Actually sounds getting caught but could be bait to
I
Take the days
Did you take the scarf Connor?
I'm looking right now
It's probably gonna be the brilliant scarf for me the fifth card you play each turn is free this though my god
That's for man
Yeah, Mike
No, sure. I do kind of want to have a shot energy
Hmm
That's gonna run with the fifth card I play each turns free. Okay, you're not fucking yeah
Okay, here's the thing
300 which could be sharp material, but he can't do anything. Maybe we can hit this
Get rid of a card I guess you don't have money. I think it's a hundred for me. Yeah, I have 128
I hope you had a great stream work. You get to go hit up a shop early
Well, you can maybe get rid of a crap cause let's go this way then
All right, it's just normally pretty chill
This guy's chill fuck remember the fuck I
Never win the third boss fire. I think the third boss is normally easier than the second
Damn, that was a shame you know vulnerable I know there was this mouse is gonna have every poison and venom first mass
Let's get rid of this white king, how much are you not going to play up?
I had a plan.
Ooh, I like that.
I had a plan.
What's the plan?
I just never attack sit here fucking play my balls
the pile one
oh no
hmm
oh
Oh, you didn't walk.
I got a book in there.
Who wants some energy?
My god.
You guys want to go ham?
I have flank.
That's why I waited.
I attached my, um, there we go.
I
Come round the wrong turn for me
Isn't that isn't that the usual oh
Mangle my go dude. Mangle is the greatest card ever made I got to do it twice. It's so good
So that minus 20 strength this turn he's one damage
Mangle is so good. I love that fucking card, dude.
It's really fun.
Why is Mangle the goat? Here's my next head talk.
You see, Mangle provides such good value in co-op modes.
Star value classic.
Bro, I don't have more than fucking five cards in my damn fucking hand, bitch.
It's a poison stack? Yes it does, that's why it's very sick.
That's why this game is so sick, it's just like they're in a boardroom and they're all
going, yes, it would be very sick if we just added the fucking havoc to the game. Yes,
it would be so.
Speed if somehow
We do the math right I can do
It's all you baby
There it is
should have taken that card, I didn't need it.
I always do that.
There you are, there you are.
Alright, what are we getting?
Oh!
What have we found, Pete?
Ranwood the Elder, obtained-
This is literally me waiting for ships to go off.
I'm just like, she will be done eventually.
Woo!
I got some good relics.
I gave up on one vial and I got some juicy relics.
Oh, you guys can get Ralex.
I got Orchok.
I got Orchok.
Which is kind of nice for us.
We get the Orchok in.
That's good when you're desperate.
I don't think that I'll ever need that.
If it goes off once, I'd be shocked.
I'm broke.
I can get rid of a card though, still, which is nice.
Okay, what card do I never need?
I
Damn this kind of blows as a shop for me
Secret technique is good that least
Yeah, remember card is generally good
Or is the best option here
If I dare all more cards there
One secret technique
Have two more watches like a red one
Goodbye.
Hmm.
Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Oh, Corral's away.
Oh, I'm just thinking right now, restlessness is really good.
Your hand is empty, draw three cards and gain.
Could be some good infinite stuff going on here.
Real shenanigans.
Is it?
Your hand is never empty.
It is often quite empty.
I have spinning top, I do have spinning top.
Okay.
I'm so ready.
Oh, it doesn't work.
Oh.
Not a bit.
Oh, it doesn't work, bro.
Hmm.
I
Okay, well
It was playing talk, okay good
Yeah, watch out these guys remember they did the thing
They'll steal your max HP if they hit you
these dudes. Not my HP.
I'm feeling pretty fucking good.
Yeah if I play Rassus it should proc before right because I'm using top to only proc after
into the console and play it.
Anyway, we'll see it.
It'll be an interesting interaction from there.
Holy mouse is doing mouse things.
Time for mouse things.
I'm doing my thing.
However, I wish I could have played Knife Trap,
but I can't.
But for accuracy?
Accuracy's pretty bad on scales.
Card, yes, I love the one with the stacks.
Wait, does it stack?
What do you mean?
Yeah, it puts it stacks.
Yeah, 90-10.
Zero damage, bitch.
So you should have played that first.
That's alright though.
That's okay, that's okay.
Oh, Mangle! My mangling goat, bro!
My mangling goat over here!
So good! Corrects all my mistakes.
Dude, Mangle is the greatest card of all time.
Change my mind.
It costs a lot, but oh, does it give?
dude it's so good you have so much energy I feel like infinite energy I
swear every time I look at this guy he's got infinite energy
yes what's that mass?
I'm going nuts
okay
what are you what are you contemplating that mass?
nothing
oh we're waiting here
I'm done
oh it's Pete oh we're gonna pee oh my god sir
I was admiring my mangle
alright let a guy look at his mangle once in a while
I mean, come on.
Men and women, am I right, bruv?
I don't know what to do with it.
Something tells me this thing will die, but I attacked it in the back anyway.
Yeah.
A little.
Yeah.
It does work.
see chat I am fucking smart dude I'm so fucking big brain it did work bro chat
chat that's massive I'm fucking gobsmacked me fucking it does work okay
I'm busting my knock check this shit out
By the way, that would have done I think like 400 damage, but they died what if I was like I have feed nope no
That's just bust your number, oh
Wow that would have done 400 damage 10 times yeah, we've been around 3 400. Yeah
All right elite time we're double locked in for two elites here. Let's fucking go
What oh card
Don't yeah, don't forget me you have a lot of cards
Well
Guys it's gonna be huge. It's we know you love them. It's the rolling boulder
It's back and we all know
Everyone is talking about it. Oh
Oh
The poison is it a debuff nose poison a debuff? Oh
Have a good mouse you got bullet time as you can play your entire hand you can't run
What does that that's like me getting shoes
That
No, that's not that's creating that's
Drawing is different from creating
I
Want to create my first all of this guy's ass
Or ship with your power cards first you draw cards
That's all right
They gave me this plus one strength thing P. It's just a fucking useless. I don't know why I have it
It's so fucking useless on me. I've been at the camp and all I do is lift weights. That's how useless my
No, that's sick dude. What's your base strength to?
To yeah, that's that's beast man. That's beast. Don't let anyone in fucking tell you otherwise
Wait, I'm wait
Oh
bolder it was a bolder there's a lot of damage
would you guys like energy would it help you no no no I mean I would never
say no I mean can you play your entire hand already or no
If you don't need it, then I won.
and
I
Love to see it. Oh my fifth card. Oh
My fifth card, okay
I couldn't help it you were
It was very charming
This guy ever attacked or did he just keep throwing burns on us like a dork?
Did you guys see the boulder by the way? Can we, we know I'm talking about the boulder.
Did you guys see the boulder by the way?
Did anybody see the boulder by the way?
I have no blocks.
It was incredible.
Okay, well you're lucky because he's not doing anything to you this time.
I just feel like nobody was talking about the boulder after I did a huge fucking boulder
smack on him.
Unless there are any burn cards on me.
Yeah, these burns are kind of annoying.
I have four burn cards in my hand.
Then you have no block at all.
No!
He has the Orchalkum.
Oh, you got Orchalkum, so you'll block three of them.
So just fucking go Dicco mode.
Do all the damage you can.
This guy's like a big health bar, like too big.
Can we talk about that?
This is Bulbica.
Okay, we'll know where it's going to happen next turn,
and the turn after, and the turn after,
and the turn after until he dies.
So, you know.
Wait, he does what now?
He does attacks, or?
No, he's going to buff himself.
He's going to do a 40 damage attack move next month.
Shit well, I hope you get the thing next turn
Mangle will be mm-hmm. I've got to get it. I believe in the mangle coming out dude. Mouse's shoes are doing five billion damage
Might just be dead from mouse's turn
Check it out. Hold it ball going coming guys. I don't miss this you don't miss this chat
Check it out
Oh also mangle doesn't work, he's got artifact.
Ah, I hate my life.
40.
Where's the mangle?
Boulder?
Watch it, watch it, watch it.
He blocked your Boulder.
He blocked my fucking Boulder.
This piece of shit.
I can't believe, uh, losing strength is a debuff?
I disagree
That is- that is-
And you know, Sox, you only take one of his artifacts
I know, that's- that's insane
I wish we had that card that removed all of his stupid little gears
This guy does, okay
Those artifacts are annoying
Yeah
Oh my cool card, I threw them in the worst possible
F-ing order, that's fine
We'll take 40 damage
He's gonna do a fuck ton of htm real oh
Shit I got to keep playing I get to get it's my turn on the Xbox. I
I drew two buns. You gotta be fucking kidding me. You gotta be fucking kidding me. I drew two buns.
My bone tea was all used up.
Nah, fuck. I'm not dumb. I'm not dumb playing. I'm not dumb playing, fellas.
Goodbye, cool world. I know I must I see it. I know you're gonna do spotless
Who do you six damage though?
Okay, okay guys ladies and gentlemen, would you like him to die?
Yes, I'm vulnerable. They I can't in my okay. Well, he's gonna die right now
Okay, I would love to see that
Oh my god.
That was a ton of damage.
Oh, let's keep it going.
Keep the good times going. I'm not done yet.
I'm done.
I'm gonna get one punch in just for good measure.
Holy damage.
No, I just took a 400, bro.
I can't do more than that.
No way Connor's doing something.
Okay, this is...
is now this is mean okay he's still alive okay I kind of figured the team's gonna
do something but the boulder from the top rope next round here comes a boulder
at nobody saw the boulder coming except for me can you get him into boulder
range of dark no no no don't use a potion why not we're gonna kill my
round but I mean you got eighty-half
are your potions full no but I just want
to get rid of it okay go ahead
see you later
you cannot but boulder is still gonna be coming
you play anything no I'm I don't need it
our boulder incoming from the top
I wish I could speed him over.
One time getting you speed one time.
Oh, 30 damage.
He's got feet.
He said it was going to kill him.
No.
But I'm going to mangle his ass twice.
Not dead.
Yay!
Get out of here, alien scum.
That guy sucks.
He thinks he's so cool, but he's not.
He is not cool.
In my exhaust pile, how many cards do I even have?
If I get bubble bubble.
Double dribble.
Bubble bubble.
Bubble bubble.
If I get bubble bubble.
If I get...
...the run.
You know what? I feel like I'm just gonna pass on all of this.
Okay. Another elite and then another fight.
Whoa.
I'll take Primafrost, I guess. I have a few powers, unless you guys have a bunch.
I'd like four.
I think out of all of us, I tend to have the slower turns.
pocket watch I think mass needs to block mass you need this okay to shiv a lot of
powers yeah I don't see a person wait do you want do you want the pocket watch
or do you want the pendulum me no pee pee you know the pain I've never played
fewer like I have so much energy yeah all right elite walking boys all right
Well, he do I not want to see um actually I'm not afraid of any of these pieces of shit
No, fuck this is so bad
The middle guy the middle guy you gotta go for the little guy if you have potions and shit, they should the fight to use them I
Regret everything
Yeah, the middle guy's got to die we have to kill him fast
Like it is okay to lose health for killing him because he needs to die
Don't forget you have bullet time mouse, but draw all your cards before and if wait hold on Pete hold on Pete masses a
Haven't okay. Do you have any powers mass? Have you played me powers?
Don't don't do any damage at Pete masses the you do damage
Okay, then do you then you've saved no power?
Okay, then do bullet time and then put the debuff on him so that he can do more damage. Okay now you can
Okay, I'll just use all my energies
That's the worst
I
Like yeah
All right, well that was not bad. Yeah, we can tell myself. I'm sorry. I don't have much I can do here either. Sorry
I wish I was more useful. I'm just gonna get my damage ready. That's pointless
All right, we'll get a mix turn 17 poison I gave you dexterity and strength as well mass
I don't know where I think we all tank this too.
Okay, now is the time we just have to worry about him.
Yeah, now is the time we're going to kill him.
Okay.
Oh.
Gotta go crazy.
Do you have your energy mover now?
Somehow didn't draw it now.
That's all right.
Let's just see here.
I'll wait and see what's left.
I can do 30 damage to him.
So I'm gonna do that.
I can also do 26 to him.
Yeah, I can do 28.
If we kill him, we take no damage this turn, by the way.
I'm waiting to see I'll go last just in case
This is the most damage I can do
That's the most I can do I have to love God
Can't see here you got any more damage mass nope
All right, well, hopefully hopefully Pete's got enough here. I'm gonna do 10 the poison can do 19
So you just gotta find 30 damage Pete
well that's not fair are you a 3 I saw bash that's like 15 already it's 18
your one will hit what's the one that is the most damaged individual to him
it's all I got I don't have anything else very good well Tim or something I
think he dies I think he's dead he's dead he's dead poison kills oh they still
lose the card you still is that ridiculous okay that's fine that's fine it's only one
I didn't lose I didn't lose anything hope you had a good sleep ladies and gentlemen
energy for the world well I'm gonna apply vulnerable which one are we starting first
The right one right one
The rolling boulder is coming in gentlemen
Fucking love it, but I can just spam cards like
Holy fuck when is it when's that turn never, bro?
Let's go in I've only seen the boulder do nothing. It's like you didn't even realize clothes last five my friend
18
No juggling he's juggling juggling. What is juggling there?
The gives me a copy of the third attack I play
Oh no, I'm asking you to take so much damage
That's a lot I can do I didn't have luck
There's all my defense. I can feed for what it's worth
Yeah, I can also apply tremble for free there you go my goat
That's it's all I got but if I can do if you can get it down to 21 again or something
You know what Pete
They're trying to go down there
Well, it's okay if we don't get the math
It's not fucking okay Pete
66. That's all me. I think, uh, mouse might have more damage here. One more. Well, I must
have ship still. Wait, wait. Do you have enough? With vulnerable?
21. I think I can do it with, uh, both my cards if you stop here. Oh, no, I can't.
That, that kills him.
Okay, there you go, there you go. No, no, no.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Sorry. That's okay.
I held myself.
I'm blowlost.
If we lose the game by 4 HP, then I'll be sad.
So I don't think it's gonna matter.
Yeah, you have 111. Oh, thank you all right man.
Mouse is 11. This is gonna be rough.
All the game goes crazy here. I know boys. I can already feel the infinites in my balls
Your dick engine or whatever is
Dick engine is revving p. That's my boy
Oh
Oh huge mangle
One turn masses block it's mangos
Yeah, I'm blaming people that one
Oh great, well if I had fed, if you fed me last round.
Yeah, yeah, Masted Kennetrol.
I was hangry, she was shitting in the air.
She was shitting in the air.
I'm sorry, I shied.
What are you looking at, Mast? What's the, what's the, what are we feeling?
Ships get retained, that's always nice.
I just wish I had more.
You know, if you've got powers in your hands, you play powers.
I just want to set you up for the shit with on
fucking dumb ass to what damage in your toes.
Oh, that's a lot of.
Well,
you're a mangle.
I can I can not mangle.
You know, I'm going to weekend.
You're a weekend, almost.
weekend at all? No. Okay. What do I do? Oh, that would help a lot here. Three times six, okay,
18. That's significantly better.
I don't have a girlfriend. I thought I did.
Oh, wow.
Well, I gave it all I got, that's all I got.
One more could we ask for.
I mean, that's good.
Oh, you have five health.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to die.
No, you're not.
Oh, no, no.
We're right near a rest point.
That was my tracking up.
So.
I can do 100 damage to this turn.
I should probably just take 100 damage while I got it.
He's not gonna attack you this time now, so you shouldn't do as much damage you can't
here
I did an accident I don't want to talk about it. What did you do? I don't want to talk about it.
Okay so first of all okay look you have a power so you can draw and then you want to save bullet time for when you have two mana.
I played the Invenom or something to draw and do you have any other powers that cost one? Only one?
No, okay, then do bullet times you play rest your hand
Okay, well, how about you what I understand is your health at W zero
And a beautiful
I
Wins they never understand me a women's day
50% less damage. What a fucking loser
All right, how about double energy everyone? How does that sound? Huh? The idea. Let's go for it. Yeah
Yeah, double energy sure. Thank you. I'm enjoying. Thank you so much
Well
I'm trying so hard to get a mangle for you guys.
How am I not drawn one that's crazy?
Bolder, bolder's coming next time bro, chill dawg chill
I'm actually gonna be chillin with that, I can stand it
Wait, are you a 6?
You're a 6 bro
It's huge? Wait, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, GG bro, you killed it.
Why?
Uh, wait, oh wait, that's frustrating, you're the poison thing to kill at first.
Wait, 69, nice.
I think he's just, uh...
Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, I feed!
Okay, okay.
Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me...
Mario!
Alright, hold on.
How much mana is feed?
It's like, one.
Uh, can you get it down to a little further? No.
Less.
Why, you know, that's fine.
They will just let him die by the way.
Do you have any? Do you have any of the cards at all?
Yes.
And you know that I will.
I'm hanging.
Hold on. Yeah, that's fine.
There you are.
Or HP.
All right.
I'm going to die.
No, no, no, he's going to die for poison.
I think so.
Yeah, watch.
Uh-oh, oh, God, that scared me.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
He stutter-stepped it.
Oh, that was just my, my thing, my thing with that.
Oh my God, that's so big.
That's so fucking big for me.
I have HP and a dream.
Well, you can heal this side, or you can,
no, you should definitely heal.
What do you mean, or you can watch?
Oh, no, you should definitely, you can definitely.
or are you going to order me are we going for the elite we go for the big dog
manned oh peter he locked in bro peter already fucking smith man I'll mend
I'll make a master at the end yeah if master doesn't make it we go into the
right path then we're gonna leave brah okay don't think about me oh I should
have healed her you mean I get it now I don't think about me on a women's day
guys I was just be called invisible women day
Wednesday. When's Wednesday? When is that happening? Every other day. Oh yeah! Dude! You scumbag. It's every other day. Give me five, dude. 36 for all we get there. Oh shit, I get a turn? Wait, why do I get to go? Oh, fuck! I drew into the energy thing. That's it. This guy's going to actually do a lot of damage.
Yeah, get that block up. I've a weak potion if that'll help
Now you're getting shown you don't need it, bro. Oh, he's already weak. Oh nice. Yeah
Well, I have plating
Wait, why do you why don't you strike just do 28 damage mr. Peter? Yeah, bro
Couple of reasons like
You wouldn't get it. You wouldn't understand.
Hey, 20, hey, you blocked the full damage mass.
And the poison stack is beautiful, Matt, I said.
16 on round 1.
that is crazy that he's gonna do 24 right now not a fan
nope okay do you guys want energy would that help you I give you oh no your
sense already over okay I three things three man I could spend I prioritized
defense there, but not a big deal. But I can bash and juggle if you want me to do that.
Flying three more vulnerable.
Oh shit, this gets exhausted. That's suck.
No, I'm trying to thank you what I want to do.
I could play Baldur. Everyone's been asking for it. Everyone's been talking about it.
Baldur!
I could play Baldur.
Should I lift your balls?
Okay, what?
Replating 21 he's gonna do 24, right? Oh
Well, I get that okay sure
Come on me
Dude, everyone's been asking for the boulder place. I just have to keep telling them chill ball
Kind of
Asking for it. I told them tomorrow
Here comes
BC before Connor boulders
Okay, what is all this crap we got I can if if you if I mangle them we go down like I don't have strength work is if I
Guess 18 attack and I
three
Sorry, I wasn't listening
Topside you said it wasn't that I'll test it out. All right. Yep. I was right math checks out
Oh I fumbled here boys.
Pactition?
Hmm, the manglehub. Sorry, I, so when you asked me a question there, I was so deep in thought in my potential combo, I was so out of it. What did you say?
I figured it out, don't worry.
Okay. Yeah, I'm sorry, Pete.
Do this or do this?
Let's have a look. Show me. Let's have a look. Let's have a look.
I was either going to cast Final Knives, or I was going to do Infinite Blade and Poison
Stab.
Okay, so, um, I think it's...
I'm a fan.
I think Fan of Knives, because you have that card that does dummy damage with all your
shields, so, you know, like, with how many you play.
Why are shields?
They're going to nerf shields.
I swear to God, they're going to nerf them, bro.
They're so OP.
They're so fucking broken.
They have to nerf them.
Never! Never!
They're gonna know that, bro. It's actually so broken.
Never!
Who would like some energy?
Me.
How would you... What if I told you you could have six energy right now for free?
What would you say to that?
I love it. I love free. It's my favorite number.
What if I told you I could play the rolling boulder right now?
Love to see another like another rolling
What if I told you the rolling boulder could be fired right now?
38
What if I told you I'm gonna mangle this eye
They can do zero x4
The mangle is so sick we need more of this
We're playing so many cards. We are a beautiful unit right now
You're telling me that I might draw a feed and eat the eye. Oh, I think he's just dead
Beautiful
Mangle has quite literally saved us so much up if I ever see that card again. I'm begging you to pick it up
It's surprisingly it's honestly been a huge carrying her card
No feed is your feet I might drop feet hold on
One more time. Let me try. Yeah, fuck it. Just kill it
I
When I get the turn one bolder chat everyone's gonna pop the fuck off. Oh my god. I got another one
To machine learnings
My bitch compact me get there. I do think I agree with you
But double machine learning is crazy
Well, that doesn't get fight I'd say yeah, that's clean one more fight and then it's boss time. Oh god these guys
Okay, let's take a look okay. Let's take a look. Oh, it's these guys
When do I hit the first one on the second one?
honestly doesn't matter it's kind of a situation you just got to kill both
that makes kill them three times annoyingly dude turn one pie goes crazy
p turn one what turn one pie that you just got oh the week should have gone
the other person by the way oh what that is no kids yeah he's in the times to
remember that the five times to you weaken it's like I vulnerable to own
No, not vulnerable weak inside.
I don't have weak.
Oh, okay, okay, no wish.
Damn, that's going crazy over here.
What is happening?
The ships do 10 damage already?
Do they hit everyone as well?
Uh, I don't remember.
I don't think so, not yet.
Now, please can I say a little damage?
But it's okay, this help bar is bigger
than my fucking hopes and dreams.
No, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got.
Mangle, Mangle, do it.
Get him, hit him, bro.
back back back back zero
mangle's so good it's so good deeps I love it I love mangle I genuinely think
mangle is saved us more health than anything else by far it's not even
close it's it's so impressive minus 20 strength or whatever okay
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
I'm already full.
Are you mangling again by any chance, Pete?
Just so I know.
I don't have a mango this time.
Oh, that guy's dead already.
Damn, okay.
This guy's... the first guy's dead.
So that means the other guy's going to take some damage.
Does he die?
Does he just come back?
Yeah, he's dead.
I killed a new one, someone.
Does that mean his turn gets canceled or does he...
I can't.
Fuck it, I'm bolder.
I just knew it was going to happen.
But he doesn't attack.
I can't.
Let's find out.
Okay, nice.
Okay, nice. Yeah, good huge. That's so cool. They ship them in
Guys I don't want I don't want to scare you guys but look what's about to happen wait for it
Never gets old
It doesn't I like that one there was a move with the
Um
The guy in the cup chair were like
Me pile over and over
That move is so sick. You know what I'm talking about
Uh, oh, yeah, I know the one. Yeah, I want to say your boulder, but cool. Okay. Don't come on, man
Come on. I didn't do anything this round. So I ball is
Oh
Energy they're on my energy
Sounded like a minecraft
Okay, you'll get energy and you some energy. I don't know if you
Bloodletting which gives me three energy. I'm good. Oh my god. No fucking labor on my infinite. What is happening?
Oh my god overclock. Oh my god. My turn is never gonna end boys
I
Find my turn is fine there ever
I was 120 block. I think I have enough boys
That's crazy
And I didn't attack
I didn't attack, I attacked, but they didn't.
Oh yeah, they didn't do anything.
That's like, there's the boulder.
There's the boulder!
Leave it.
Um, okay.
So wait, I wanted to check something.
Ah, 60.
Damn, there's time trolling me.
That's it for me.
Wish I had something more.
These movies are not too bad on co-op, because we're always able to just kill one.
Oh my god, Mouse.
Oh my god!
Go for broke!
I have to like quantum mechanic figure out how to get three block, and Mouse is like
Oh
You just play a thing that's how we'll kill next in don't don't waste your time
Do some sheds please I
Might get feed though
Okay, I'll wait to see we get feed before I blow them off because I will be blowing them off. I'm just letting you know
Oh, you're stupid boulder almost dude. The ball was so safe down fucking talk shit. Did you get feast?
Thank you. Okay. Can I blow up this other guy? You can do whatever you want now
Need the Pete I think I'm gonna build isn't shit. I'm good
Is it a waste here, I mean I've already got one, is it kind of trolled to get another
one?
For me.
Hmm, thank you.
Sorry, give me a moment.
Give me a moment.
Give me a moment.
That's good.
A lot of Fast and Light for infinite build because Fast and Light only procs if you play less
and fall calls
I just trade
One more string this one probably the hologram I can actually infant
Okay, you know mouse mouse is good bro Moscow 28, but you should heal mouse though
I already
Matt master help she was gonna rest her so I'm asking to rest
Any Mendis bro. I'm hey, I'm no weak in my back because someone can keep track of the health ball
Hey
Whoa
No way this little fake boulder stops us.
Did you fucking shit about a boulder bitch?
Fuck you!
Not the coolest first round.
That sucks.
Turn one boulder, I mean it's the turn of play, isn't it boys?
I got a boulder, I have to boulder just for the mean potential alone.
Okay, all right, fuck it, Boulder.
Bloodletting, flame barrier back.
Boulder is out, guys.
You can take the foot off the gas now.
Um, okay.
Wait, now she's already setting up like crazy.
Yeah.
You just get as many powers down as you can.
Oh, the, oh, the vulnerable as well.
I like this.
Got five vulnerable on him already.
You've scoffed, unless you could play old cards.
Yeah, I don't want to.
draw all three. I don't want to want to play all the cards. Use the pots. I can help with
the block situation without helping you, ma'am. Yeah. There you go. And then you got full
plating so you're gonna fully block us you're gonna fully block us okay so I
don't need to worry about that then nope and I'm gonna give you this potion
to you so now you regen five every 10
because you have do you have anything that like anything that can help you
set up mouse or
No, any poison things well, no that's all right. That's a lot of damage man. That's 300 of them turn one
That's that's not fucking bad
There's them and ten there it is did you guys see it?
Guys if you played you'll miss it. Okay. I just want to make sure you're all seeing that
You what that's crazy. No, I know you didn't say that
I
Extend that to eight. Oh shit. I need energy. I
Anybody have an energy potion, I might get something well
Okay, no, nothing. Sorry. I drew my remaining two defense
Forgot that when I apply vulnerable I draw cards. Oh
Thank you ever did that. I don't know why I did it. Here's my fifth card
Oh, dude, that's me whenever I leave food out for myself.
And I forgot about it.
And I'm like, thanks for putting this here.
It's just me.
It's the hidden Pepsi in the back of the fridge.
Oh, my God, I still have one.
This is so sick.
The mouse is poisonous.
God, take your time.
Forget that he will lose all this vulnerable one.
Like teleports.
That's why we got home.
I'm poisoned.
Yeah.
Oh, he's still in damage.
I thought we'd have enough.
Bobo!
Bobo.
Bobo.
Bobo.
You know I'm going to mangle his ass.
That's...
I'm not going to take it back.
I'm going to mangle his ass twice.
Double mangle.
Haha.
Oh, it's like cold.
Just letting you use the chair and don't even bother.
Okay, he's...
Actually, I didn't know he immediately appeared.
Yeah, he immediately squabs.
Would you guys want energy?
I have no cards.
Oh, I can draw three cards if you want.
No, we don't need it then. I'd save it then.
I'll save it.
Oh dude, knife trap is gonna get nerfed. It has to get nerfed. That is actually so broken.
I'm done guys guys dumpling dumpling dumpling dumpling right now
hey wait okay wait she's shut him over the border
wow wow everyone say wow wow
Oh, holy shit.
Dude, this this actually trolls me.
You know what? You know what? Get my angle, bitch.
There you go.
64 block.
I'm helping mouse out. She has she has no defense at this moment, but he's doing half
damage
She might just knife trappings in there, so
He might die, bro. He might he might die
Oh
Do that acid do that acid and then you might you might sound good. What did you get?
What'd you get?
Then you might roll something good here
or anything oh wait oh wait I got you I got you no no no no no no no she's got
bullet time on she got bullet time on wait she's got a what she she can't roll
bullet time okay so don't let her draw the draw oh
oh
I was like no don't let me get to me later on so like guys don't blink do not
blink whatever you do do not blink right now it blanks you might miss it you
might miss it.
B-B-Boulder?
Oh, bigger each turn, that's cool.
Yep, 30 next turn.
Gonna be big.
But keep saying.
I have been...
...flying all of the Boulder abilities.
I will bangle his ass.
I'm not fucking doing it again.
Double nangle.
He's at, he's at.
I'm not fucking doing it again.
I'm not fucking doing it again.
He's at, he's at negative 30 strike.
Oh boy.
Bagel.
Oh, he's gonna escape. He's cowardly.
Yeah, it's really annoying. He's gonna swap to the door again.
So he can beat the door.
Yeah, it's very loud.
Holder.
Holder!
I'm just gonna get rid of these.
Um, fuck, I can't, um...
of
the
of
I'm not waiting so well, but not yet.
Oh, yeah, not having compact really helped me.
Yeah, you were out of shit about that.
That was time for me not to get it, actually.
It mangled.
Didn't need to do it.
I'll mangle this one then.
Actually, no.
I'm just going to hit this guy before.
See for yourself.
are you stunned right now?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Are we good? Are you just going to kill it?
20 shivs?
You have 20 shivs.
Oh my god, I'm not supposed to kill it.
If you need energy, you must have energy, too.
Let me know.
If you...
I think it's dead. I think it's dead.
I can't... I can't...
They won't let me cast my Mangle, it's dead!
I think it's dead man.
It is, it's incredible.
That's dead, bro.
That's incredible.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Ladies and gentlemen,
we beat this on Ascension 2.
That's pretty good, bro.
It all started when you did solo carry the first boss.
carry the first boss yeah we'll forget it and we're all forgetting the boulder
impact that one stayed with me the boulder impact was next level
well that was a fucking beautiful run I very much enjoyed that that was peak
That was nice.
That was awesome.
Good job.
We confronted the source of the worst bugs.
It was kind of a resilient triangle.
The effect empties its energy.
Oh, I get new cards.
Wow, smoke stack.
Well, that's what they call me.
No one's ever called me.
That's what they call me, bro.
That's what they call me, the smoke stack.
Ooh, customizable.
Arrange.
What a run.
Ooh, cards.
Exhaust all your status cards, so 8 damage to a random enemy for each card exhausted.
Wait, that's fucking sick.
That would have fucking helped me so much.
That was so fucking sick, man.
Wait, that's crazy.
Well, I still can't do... Wait, what?
Wait, I can do ascension 3 on multiplier, but I'll learn solo I can only do... Wait, what the fuck?
Oh yeah, wait, I guess because we did ascension... Oh, that's so funny. It counts multiplayer ascension differently.
Oh, that's cool.
So next time we do ascension, we can do ascension 3, which is enemies in treasure chest drop 25% less gold.
Oof.
I didn't even get gold last run. Yeah, you opted for that manually
You're like, I don't need it
Multiplayer and solos engine has separate. Yeah, that's so sick though. Dude, this game is so fucking good
This game is just so good it it's just the greatest
Mouse's shivs are deadly bro.
Mouse, Mouse we had an hour run?
Yeah, I was at 3 and a half hour on, that was a doozy bro.
Somehow Mouse got shiv online and poisoned.
Well, so Mouse did the thing where she transformed all her strikes
and then she got like the four broken shiv cards
and it just ended the game.
Of course it did.
Oh my God.
Women are the best.
Well, on the International Women Day we got carrot.
I okay look I'm not saying they need a nerf the shaves but the shaves are a little
overpowered. No nerf my shaves! They're a little overpowered. No no shaves are great.
No nerf my shaves. I mean you did like a massive gambler that paid off so I think
that that's your that's your W I think. Yes. Oh boy that was awesome. I'm gonna go take a nice
victory lap and Tiny Tank pinks gonna go to the bathroom. I'll see you guys later.
Later man
Later
I'm gonna go to bed too. You know for a long time. No wonder
Yeah, my hair is spinning spinning. Well, you absolutely popped off and carried
Oh, yeah
And well, I'm gonna come in too. So I will I will catch you
Okay, I'll catch you later. Later. Bye.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, how are we all doing?
Um, alright. Well, I'm getting off now. Well, we should stop sharing chat.
Dude, that is so much fun, man.
It's just too good. It's so good. Slay this by a co-op is just the greatest.
the greatest. And even like that run where it was like, okay, I was just unkillable,
which is why I, you know, I always get so much block is whenever I, you know, you learn
when you play the defect or later classes, because you can get higher ascensions, you
just have to get so much block. And it paid off in the first act, because my God, I
was the only one who could fucking take three hits. But then let it towards the end.
Luckily, it's so good there because like all all we need to do is like mouse even if mouse dies
If as long as one of us finishes the thing they come back alive, so it's like it's so good
It's so good
That's a sick
Can I feel bad can feel bad if you're caught if you are seven of block
Yeah, I mean I was just very fortunate that I had a build earlier in that first act where I had so much block
that even with the enemy's strength scaling, it didn't seem to matter much.
I like the guy's synergy was good.
Frosty, you know, to find someone like, I know, I know, Frost is always down.
I know, Frost is always down.
But, you know, we did good energy and good vibe, and we're all kind of not great at the game.
I mean, I'm OK.
In fact, I'm pretty good.
But even then, it's like, I'm pretty good when I can restart the run
get optimal hands right away and if I don't get that then I'm shit. So you know. I think there's
a couple of big mistakes that I made in that run though. I should have taken Compact. I should have
not gotten rid of the zero cost attack card. I should have gotten rid of another Defend
because that was holding me up. So yeah. It's pretty, pretty lame. Maserated me? Why
Why don't I straight me?
I'm going to bed.
She's the one that, she's the one to deal with it.
She's the one to put the pressure on me.
Ah, okay.
Right, well then.
Right, okay.
Now I have to stand on line.
Now I'm going off, bro.
I'm going off line.
She's trolling, bro.
Here's what we'll do then, here's what we'll do.
Because I haven't done this in a little while,
I'm going to go scroll down the sliders by section
and I'm just going to pick a channel that has one viewer.
But I want to pick someone who has like a webcam
and at least I'm not taking this seriously.
And it's like they're trying to become streamers.
But maybe we'll help someone out.
I'm going to pick someone who speaks English.
Sorry.
What are these some of these tags this guy's a tag called twink maxing
I'm curious, okay, he's not even there
time. He's not that. Hmm. That sounds perfect for you. The guy with string maxing that
sounds perfect for me. All right, you know what? Let's have a look. Let's see if there's
anyone else. He's twink-maxing too. We're taking a break tomorrow. I'm doing Noslok
tomorrow.
Hmm. A lot of people with one year don't have.
I'm trying to find someone.
Let me keep looking.
You know, here's my soul mate, bro.
It's gonna be given.
Where to see anyone below town have a camp. It is pretty rare, but I feel like it's a you kind of need it
Raid someone identifying as a woman, you know what I think that's fair because it's it's National Women's Day. I
Think rightfully though a lot of women don't want to show their face blow of your ship
Is it's pretty rough out there not gonna lie
Okay, woman playing Slay the Spire. This is gonna be hard
Let me find a woman. Let me find a woman for international women's
Yeah, there's a vtuber that's who they sound like
Quiet unless you talk to me
Okay, that doesn't really help me out then
Hmm. It is actually hard to find a woman. I'm not I'm not memeing
Okay, this person speaks French, so
That's what they talked about. I was looking English or French. Let's listen
That's a man, okay, I picture what? Oh, there's got to be a woman
Dude, there has to be a woman.
Why did my mom say that?
Back seating allowed.
Is this a woman?
That's not a woman.
Okay, this is impossible.
Find a woman on Twitch.
Brother, I think I have more chance for the porn ads that tell me hotmail serve my
area.
We're going to up it to below 10 views.
No, no, no, no. I want a small channel that is a woman, International Women's Day. This
is a Japanese girl. We might have to settle for non-English at this point. But it's also
just an anime avatar, so I don't know, that could mean anything. No, I know there are
biggest streamer serating I want to raise small streamer chat.
Okay, this one speaks Dutch. That's a guy.
Well, why would you say that mods? You made this impossible.
There's no single man, a woman. Let's say a woman signing
that man again.
English friendly.
Probably not only
You find an English speaking woman at 360 360 that's how high you had to go 360 oh my
goodness gracious.
We're kicked man no wonder okay this person has a female looking avatar do they speak
Do they have anything in their about section?
That's definitely okay.
Oh, this is tough.
Okay, here's a VTuber that is Japanese.
I'll take it at this point.
This is definitely a girl avatar.
That is a woman.
Okay, but they don't have English in that thing.
bad. Okay, this one. Okay, they're mute. Okay. I think this is
impossible. This is impossible.
You're giving me partners chat. You're giving me partners. I'm
looking for someone who would
Okay, I got the M's. Okay, what is this person is eight? All right, hold on.
Uh,
Kuro, Kuro could pass, I think. Does he have the pass? I think he has the pass.
Okay.
Let's listen to this one
She both saw a cell phone, but okay, all right mods found someone
Let's just send it. Let's send it. Hi guys
Happy happy International Woman's Day guys and be nice. I will have the mods looking if any of you are mean you will be banned
I'm serious. Don't be mean to new streamers small streamers. They're eight viewers. They're playing side of spire
So give them a nice little happy international woman's day guys
I'll see you guys tomorrow. I'll be doing the nuzlocke once again with mr. Cajal in the evening
So I'll see you guys then I'll be around 6 p.m. GST and that's from we normally start we'll go for about you know
Eight hours or whatever. Yeah, there you guys. Thanks for joining appreciate it. So the spire is amazing. My thumb was fun
This game might be the greatest game of all time. I'm gonna bat
Good luck, guys.