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Is that Flyron?
It's Flyro- Dude, his timing is perfect.
Oh fuck yeah.
I thought we were going to be by ourselves for a bit chat.
Flyron's here.
Shit.
Bad, bad, bad.
Oh.
Why do I hear squeaky sh- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I knew it was you chatterbox. I can tell on account of the size of leavens clowns in your big feet
Thank you very much
Honestly, I'd give yourself room to grow, you know, maybe go 13 even so chatterbox what are you in for? Oh?
You don't know
No, no, no just got how they don't tell you nothing. I guess you're not that important
I thought you were the warden.
Okay, yeah, that's better.
You know, Shatterbox, they do tell me everything.
They tell me everything all the time.
What the fuck was that?
They just didn't this one time.
This is just the one example of a time that they didn't tell me anything.
Did you hear that?
Hear what?
I didn't hear anything.
You didn't hear anything.
Nobody heard anything.
Okay.
I just updated the phones and that'll never happen again.
Oh, is there a digital phone book?
Is there a digital phone book?
No, there's not a digital phone book.
Well, how am I supposed to make phone calls?
I mean, do you really have friends
if you don't have their phone numbers memorized?
I didn't go to college.
I don't know how to memorize things.
Well, Chatterbox, that's obvious for several different reasons.
But I'll tell you what.
What if I give you a phone number?
Who do you need?
Well, I don't know right now.
I just maybe for later.
OK, here I'll tell you what I'll do.
How am I going to remember?
OK, here.
Well, chat about let me explain.
I'm going to write my phone number down next to the phone.
OK.
And if you need a phone number, you'll call me.
OK.
And then I'll figure out how to tell you the phone number.
You're going to have to memorize it when I'm telling you.
And then you'll be able to use that phone number to dial out.
OK.
That's a good idea.
Fly around.
I
That's so much that's an interesting haircut and mustache
Hey, hey, can you tell me what my phone number is?
You don't even know your own phone number
I got a lot of stuff going on okay chatterbox really I don't have time to realize my own phone. Yes. Yes. I'm busy
All right, it's 186 813 4665
I don't somebody's comment
Listen Scotty. Yo some guy named fly room was talking about he hates you for taking this job, and he's gonna get you fired
Hey fly around somebody muscular just called me and said that you're trying to take my job
That's true.
No.
Maybe.
No.
Maybe.
Yeah.
No.
I don't know.
Shugs.
Okay.
Well, hey, Chatterbox, Flyround and I got to have a quick meeting.
Okay.
After that, I wanted to talk to you about why you're in here.
Okay.
No, nobody's telling me anything.
Well.
It's a report.
I put a report in.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah.
Give me one sec.
Maybe you're right. Maybe you should have the board and job
I'm in a different prison not this one in a different one
But you I'm just gonna go over here
I'm gonna shove you got it!
We gotta build up our commissary because we're gonna die if we don't.
Shadowbox is gonna pass out from starvation and the hydration.
All right, we got $5.00, oh, we can get one drink for it now, perfect, perfect, this will
hold us off.
Okay, that's perfect.
Oh, wait, yeah, we get a free meal.
You're right. I forgot.
You're so smart.
At least you guys remember things.
I don't.
I get nine?
Wait.
It gave me two waters.
What if I wanted another hot dog?
Some bullshit.
You must wait 60 minutes for-
Let's just do one job so we can at least get in there, like, a hot dog or something.
All right, uh laundry room
This is our life now chat
This is our life now
We gotta sweep up this stupid prison
Stinks in here and stupid
This sucks
How did bro end up in jail?
Oh, you don't know, huh?
Whoa.
Nothing.
Look, it was a misunderstanding.
You know, some cops, there was another clown.
And there was Carmella, and yeah, it was just miscommunication, and they're figuring it
out right now, chat-out box, and then they're going to give chat-out box like, you know,
like probably like a hundred grand for the misunderstanding, just to misunderstand it.
It wasn't terrorism.
was not terrorism he's not here for terrorists that that that was a
misunderstanding okay
promise Kwami lied okay that's what happened that's what happened Rama
Squammy lied. He lied. He lied. And you know, this is now we're stuck like this, so.
You could trade. Yeah, you could. I'm getting paper clips because I could trade. So like
You could trade things, like I can trade a couple paper clips and something else to
get like a lockpick or something, you know what I mean, like a bar of soap.
for Kirk. Now I add the new jail. I like this prison way better than the Department of Corrections.
This place is so much cooler, bro.
Trade with who?
Frank.
Or not Frank.
This is, um, okay, buddy, all right.
I didn't want to trade anyway.
That's cool.
You trade with that guy.
He's a local.
He's a lifer
$15
You're telling me I have to do I'm walking away
Out of the way
Flare
Can you put a hundred dollars in my commissary?
Yeah, yeah.
Can I put a hundred dollars in your commissary?
Shadow Boss, you and I got to have a chat.
If you put a hundred dollars in my commissary after, I'll do it.
OK.
I will not be putting a hundred dollars in your commissary.
I will be putting a thought in your head when we talk here.
And just come on, this is bull yuck.
Hey, Fly Run, can you give me some food?
I'm putting money on my books.
Huh?
How do I put money on my books?
Do I have to do jobs here?
I'll do any job I have to eat.
You probably do, man.
See if you can clean up.
And guess what?
A burger is 15 commissary.
Each job you do is five.
Good luck, Firehut.
Oh, Scotty.
We're not going to be able to eat here.
Yeah, you just go to the vending machine.
Dangled over our heads.
Yeah, it's just dangling like a carrot.
okay come on with me
i'm gonna meet with shatterbox in my office really quick fly around if
anybody needs anything
uh... the buzz off
yeah yeah can you can you help with that
well actually hold on let's not go through
you guys hired villager
of course we did he speaks every language say something in a different
language okay um
villager
Zock
Villager, what does that mean?
See he is it. No, I don't understand. Oh my God. I told you.
I called him an asshole in Portuguese.
Hey chatterbox, I can trust you, right? Absolutely.
I don't like how long that word was.
Tell her to buzz off. I got a ton to chatterbox privately privately fly wrong with that
It looks good baby, I look good. You just locked the door on fly wrong Scotty. Oh, come on. I said privately
Your office is private. I'm going to intake cuz we have a
But he didn't have a bar license. They didn't let him what I did ask. Wow, this place is huge
No, level one, level two.
You're showing him the workplace!
No, no, no, no, I'm just showing him my office.
Level two is blown up, the last warden, he had IBS.
Oh, ho, ho!
Wow!
Thanks, Lara.
Psychiatrist's office, you're gonna spend a lot of time in there.
What? Why am I gonna-
Come on with me.
This sucks
You know Chatterbox one day all this could be yours, but I don't want it. Oh, but never mind
Who's Scotty Scotty what who's that? Oh
Him yeah
that's I mean don't be silly we all know who that is I don't know who that is
can you tell me you don't know I know it is who is it that's laura Ipsum come
with me some Italian name you got green walls matches your coat I can make
them whatever I want chatterbox yeah you're okay all right geez okay um I have a seat
they hold us car there's something on this chair what is this come look at this
you don't see that oh oh you see that see what you don't see it it's just it's
It's you. Because this is my seat right now.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't have the energy to really fight you on that.
That's good.
Good. Good. Good. Good.
What can I do for you today? What brings you to my office?
Okay, I cannot believe that you...
...seat...
...mogged me.
I gotta get, I gotta get, uh...
This, this wall is the same thing. I gotta get a, not red enough.
It's going on, it's kind of having a hard time sitting down.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I've never had a hard time sitting down.
It's kind of one of my main moves.
Your main moves.
Yes.
So, Chaddibos, before we get into any of this, I just, I want to make sure that you're
not going to say anything about my plastic surgery because I am a little bit self-conscious.
I already got all of that off my chest, Scotty.
Okay.
So, look, chatterbox, the reason that I'm bringing in here is
you and I have to have a chat. I need to understand your motive
here. And why did you do what you did to get in here?
Vivek Ramoskwami convinced me he was the mayor, and he was
really convincing in his argument. And he told me I need
help on my campaign. And I said, sorry, man, I don't do
that because party hardy is not running and then he said really heard you just
rebuilt your house and I said yes and then he said if you don't help me I'm
gonna get it foreclosed and I said what he goes I will get it foreclosed if you
don't help me because he's the current mayor yeah and I said oh but I don't
want that he goes come to this location and he pinged me so I went and I was
I was surrounded. I was surrounded and they gave me an empty gun and they said you're gonna show up
to the Vinewood Bowl in two hours. You're gonna meet at the yellow car by the tree.
And if you don't, we're foreclosing the house. So I went, I met him by the car. He gave me magazines
and ammo and they said when he does the kiss of death, shoot him in the ear and then close
your eyes, raise the gun and keep shooting. So I did it. So I did it.
Okay, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Raise the gun and keep shooting. I heard
Carmella got shot. Yeah, well, I thought Carmella flying. I think I was supposed to raise the
gun first and then close my eyes, but I closed my eyes first. And then I didn't know where I
was pointing. And I just, I just started pressing a trigger until, you know,
Well, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Okay.
That's just good intel for me to have for absolutely no reason that I would ever need it.
Or anything that would affect me on my side whatsoever.
That was all just for you to be able to explore.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
I just wanted to be able to hear you out and understand what it is that, you know,
is going through your little head.
That's it.
that's it that's all you wanted yeah and also I wanted to chat with you chatter
box because that's the beginning of your name and it seems like something you'd
enjoy okay about so you're familiar with the book the count of Monte Cristo by
Alexander Dumas one of the most popular books of the nineteen do I look
like the type of guy that reads books okay well I haven't read it and I was
hoping you did because you could explain it. It's something to do with prison and
revenge. And I just want to see, you know, if you get out of here, is this going to
be some sort of revenge thing? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
the commissioner said that they're going to make sure I'm going to get justice.
And Rama Squami is going to coming here to prison in your turf. And if
that happens, I have no motive to do anything bad at all, especially cut
Somebody's head off and leave him floating in the water.
Okay.
So you're telling me that Vivek is coming to put them?
They're looking into him?
Keep that, well, no, no, well, maybe, hopefully.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, well, that will make sense.
We don't have the motivation for him to want to be in here.
You know, so that you could get your get back.
I've read a couple of books about, you know, criminals.
I mean, if you didn't just press your left me, you know, I'd have to cut his head off.
Hey, Scotty, just letting you know I'm next in line to chat with you.
Hey, Helen! Hey, boss!
Hey, Helen, I'm just here talking to Scotty.
I don't think you can call somebody that, by the way, Helen. That's crazy.
If you need it during your 24 hours, feel free to call the psychiatrist's office. I'll be there.
As long as the doors are open, I will make my way there, right, Scotty?
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah.
We'll see you in just a minute, Helen.
Okay, that actually helped, I think, her interrupting that train of thought.
Well, the train of thought that I might have to kill Vivik Ramos-Khalmy
when he comes in here, because he's probably going to get arrested
because he's being investigated right now because I snitched.
Yeah, yeah, no, I mean the only way that we can save them is by my plea deal being really
short.
I'll get like a year in prison and just let me go.
No.
That would be the best way.
So look, I'm just doing thought experiments and this isn't anything that's like coming
from me.
This is just like in the ether, like thoughts that are out there.
The ethernet?
No, that's a cable.
No, I'm actually talking about your testimony against Vivek, the rightful mayor ordained by God and man.
I think he's more than one God, isn't he? I think the other says that.
Uh-huh.
If you were to change your tune, what would that take?
God, God, and, uh, something else. God, God's in science.
I really should test this joke for bugs.
Uh, uh, what, so are you, like, to change my story?
No, no, no, not me. I'm not asking you to change your story. I'm just I'm trying to understand your mind
Oh, that we're able to cultivate a five-step program
Completely change everything about you. I think the only way that would help me
That would make this situation better with what I say when it comes to court
Is for me to be
Punished on the very bare minimum and not spend much time in jail at all and then I'll feel like I really
didn't suffer for this because of what he did to me and then I won't want him to
suffer because he didn't make me suffer
so I don't know man I guess the commissioner really needs to have a
pretty good plea deal for me to sign look I'm gonna be honest any Claire's and
any mall you can get in your pier so I don't feel like that's a big thing but
Shooting Carmella? What did she do to you?
That was an accident!
Even though I don't feel bad about it because I don't really like Carmella, my eyes were closed.
Okay, so just, I mean, Vivek and Carmella, that's not a big...
Okay, we can look into that and see what they're offering in terms of a deal, but...
Uh, Chatterbox, enough about the past. Let's...
What?
What about Barrick? Why do you shoot Barrick?
Wait, Barrick? You shot Barrick?
I didn't even know Barry got shot
You didn't know that no I guess on account of the obvious eavesdropping you did shoot barracks whoops
Helen just come in I mean if you're just gonna be right there you might as well just come in I was making it very obvious
I was gonna eat drop anyway
No, I don't think you're making it clear
Look chatterbox. This is going to be tough on both of us you being here, right?
One because I don't know how to juggle and every time I see you it just feels like it's rubbing it in
I do for you
Because you're in prison. That sucks. That's just going it's going to be bad
But I think of this as a chance for you to rebuild
Your victim. I'm a victim you shot you shot
Hey, yeah, but like I was forced to do it. Oh, of course to do it. Yes
Helen okay, they're gonna do this thing now. You're doing that thing where you're trying to take your house
They make said he was gonna take my house away get it foreclosed if I didn't help him
rerun get it get reelected
The commissioner told me oh well, he's not even the mayor yet, and I said what are you talking about everybody?
Even told me he was the mayor. I was convinced. I thought he was the mayor. Yeah, see
I knew that
Wait, so he so that's why you shot him because he was starting to take your house
No, he told me they wanted to like a fake his assassination
So what to do was to shoot him in the ear when he said that when he did the kiss of death and then to raise my gun
Close that was that's why it was such a baller line. I was like that's a crazy line to get it's cuz it was a signal
Yeah, it was a signal, okay, and then okay, you shot him like one time though, and then you magdomed barricade
Well, he told me to raise my gun and keep shooting
but I
closed my eyes because I was panicking and I didn't realize where I was aiming and I just I just kept shooting
So I just happened to hit Carmella who you have like historic beef with you know
No, I would have covered my eyes to be open to see her get shot. Okay
That's crazy. I think the first lesson we're gonna do is angles for you Chatterbox
It's just because usually when somebody says raise they mean above 45 degrees. I think you kind of maintained like 45 degree
It's like usually a temperature thing I think
Look, this isn't about me this is about you and your lack of education and I was homeschooled
I went to prom with my dog. So what a lot to teach you in here
Big dog, I did terrible, a big dog.
It's all a mental game, Scotty.
You can't let guys take this, like, a big dog.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let him be the big dog.
I'm already shooting here.
I killed dogs, like, two weeks ago
and gave meat the burger shot.
So I'm going to be on a show like that.
Uh-oh.
Good.
No, wait, wait, wait.
You're on my side, Ellen.
Why don't you say that?
No, no.
I think she should know about you.
And I can't talk about her.
Oh.
I will tell those guys if you like give me a make sure I get a good plea deal
No, you gotta tell them you can tell me you're not gonna tell them but you're gonna have to tell you have to tell them
No, do not tell on me
No, no, no, I'm the boss here
Alright, out of the seat, out of the seat
What?
Stupid
I'm not gonna sit down because I don't feel like a chatterbox instead I'm gonna talk down to you because I'm taller even though I'm 5'4
Technically you're talking down to me if you talk back. So don't talk back
Look chatterbox. You're in here for a while
Helen's gonna be here to mess around with that noggin deep inside moving those snakes around that you call brains
And I'm gonna be here making sure you're on the straight and narrow
I don't want any trouble for me or my guards. I want you to be on your best behavior
No escaping. Okay. No escaping at all. You're you're stuck here, okay?
No escaping.
No escaping.
No, that was not, I was not putting that in your head, no, I was telling you no.
I was, okay, I won't escape.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry about your whole little fall guy thing that you were telling me about.
I used to think that was just a game with jelly beans, but apparently this time it's
your life.
It's a fucking guy.
Look, if there's anything I can do to make your stay more comfortable, you just let
me know.
If I can't do anything, I'll ignore it.
I need a thousand dollars in my commissary, I want special privileges to walk around the
prison freely and explore, I want a new mattress in my cell because my mattress is old and stiff,
I want a cell phone, I want a cell phone, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you're like, you're not making any of this enjoyable, you're making this worse.
If you think I'm going to give you a cell phone or Tessa's number for the near future,
absolutely not.
Okay, how about this?
Because you're just going to use the cell phone to call Tessa and tell her she's going
to stab me.
I don't tell Tessa if you give me a phone.
So Scotty, if you accept that, that would be extortion.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, I can't accept that.
Absolutely not.
And I wasn't even thinking about it based on the pause that I had before I said
no.
Mm-hmm
Okay, anything else
Yes, I want
For dinner. I don't want to have whatever they're doing down the kitchen
I want a medium rare steak with mashed potatoes and french fries and a spare
You're gonna take me you're gonna take the free meal
And you're gonna be lucky if they hand you food instead of water because half the time
They just do a water bottle until you get over it.
Shatterbox, I gotta be honest
You're lucky that we're not doing a forced hunger strike on you
So I would take what we give you, you know, okay fine, then I want to be taken out of the prison for activities at least once a day
Okay, we don't have cars or a bunch or a radio
You're here for one day. What do you mean number one day? They're gonna come back with a plea deal
And then they're gonna be like, Carrie, why are you here?
Oh, right now you're in a hole.
Shut up, son. Here you'll get 20 years.
And they're gonna be here for 19 years.
Can you just say because you're, you're, whatever it is, um, testifying against your back, it's gonna be less?
I would hope so, but if they come to me with a bad plea deal, I'm just- I'm just gonna-
Cause if I get punished with a bad plea deal, why would I help them?
I'm just gonna get my rev- my vengeance on my own!
Well, I'm sure they're gonna give you a good plea if you testify against them.
I really hope you do testify against them of that, cause...
What?
I don't- I don't want a guy who does that to be the mayor!
What?
The guy that does what?
Does what it has to be a power?
Cause I really want us to get a corrupt mayor round one again!
No, no, no, no. It's just doing what you have to do to get in the position that makes you the most effective.
No!
It's...
Oh, the city deserves it. I'm there. He's gonna do a good job.
Who the heck was singing?
I don't know. There's like five people that work here that sing.
The Folly Rocksand?
Helen, do you have anything to eat? Do you have anything to eat, Intra?
No, I'm also hungry.
Please, please, please, please.
No, I'm also hungry.
Chatterbox, do you have it?
I'm also hungry.
Oh, you bitch.
No. No, that pisses me off.
I'm so sorry. I was hungry.
Where is she to?
Pulling out a full Costco dog in front of me is crazy.
Oh, that was good.
Let's get you.
Let's get you.
OK, yeah, laugh it up.
Shuckles.
Let's take you down to the cell block and get you sweep.
OK.
Get his locket behind you.
Ha ha come on
I don't remember where we were well definitely not up what okay are you
what's up here but I want to see the
roof
no boy yeah this is stupid it's what's
in here it's not looking good it's not
looking good
Scotty! Scotty! Scotty!
Hey, walk that door, sorry.
Scotty! Scotty!
Box! Box!
I want to see the catwalk.
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, Scotty, I'm telling Tessa.
I can't show you that stuff.
Get out of my way, pillager.
I don't even know why you're in this stairwell.
This is staff stairwell.
This is the direction Scotty brought him.
They take him back to the cells.
Oh yeah, it's because Scotty...
Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!
Yeah, Scotty doesn't know you use the middle stairwell.
What's wrong with the stairwell?
This is staff only.
Well, you know, I'm here for the long haul, so technically I work here.
That is true. That is true. We need to know your way around.
Is this car?
No. Actually, yeah, we can go through this door.
Where is Scotty?
Um, I think he got lost in the stairwell, to be honest with you.
Yeah, let him.
He's the only one who can learn it.
Hey, sorry about that. Sorry to have banished you. I was, man, I was like hanging on death's door there.
Let him
Hey, sorry about that sorry to have been I was man, I was like hanging on death's door there
I just know I had it. I need band-aids
Cuz I have a disease and it's slowly deteriorating my body
Oh, is it Canada, I don't know I got like four different kinds
What
What so if you could give me some band-aids that would be fantastic. I thought I was I'm gonna have to call like you know like
You know, so I'll put that
Okay, I'm gonna get this place shut down. I'm gonna get this place shut down
That's not how you get
Helen need your help
Well
Well, I mean I need you to keep me like you give me some cash
$100 I could use the vending machine
No, you get you get free food and come yeah, but they only give you like one thing every so many hours. So it's just like
I'm sick. I get hungry all the time. Come on
That helped me here. I think I think I think they'll give you enough if you stay
I'm sick I'm sick too I'm sick too and I can't afford I can't even afford to get
Okay, it has nothing to do with the whole experience, anything.
That was just a bonus that I found out when I was there.
Between you and me.
Wait, what do you mean? You found out the X thing when you were there?
I gotta go to the, uh, get my commissary, Helen.
What do you mean what do you mean what did you find out it doesn't matter
Hell, I mean nothing matters anymore.
I'm in prison now!
Neu, neu, neu...
Neu, neu, neu, neu, neu...
Who the ffff?
Hello.
What'd you do?
Just waiting to get out.
You?
I'm not getting out.
What?
Yeah, I got terrorism.
What the fuck, homie?
No.
They got you in life in prison now?
No, well, I'm not really.
I mean, I'm just on a whole different level.
I'm just on a whole different level.
No, well, I'm not really, I mean, I'm just on a hold and then they're investigating,
then they're gonna come back and say,
hey, do you want to go to court or do you want to sign this plea deal?
And then I get to decide.
Damn, what the fuck do you do, though?
Terrorism.
But like what, you blew somebody out, you blew up a building?
Or what'd you do?
I shot Rahman Squammy when he was doing his debate.
Yeah, that's what the fuck I'm talking about.
about all my good fucking shit man.
How come you didn't do it man?
How come no one else wants to do it?
How come there's always has to be chat about?
Chat abouts has to always do all the really scary stuff.
But you guys with your tattoos on your forehead
and your tattoos, you try to look like,
you try to look like you're tough and stuff like that
but you guys won't, you can do it
and you guys got the guts to do it.
Well listen dawg, I don't have a fucking reason to
but you know what I mean?
I'm fucking excited that you fucking did it though.
I don't have a reason to do it.
I don't have a reason to do it.
I don't have a reason to do it.
Oh, wait hold on.
Oh.
I had a reason! I had a big reason!
I didn't have a reason! It was because it was funny!
Okay? Because I thought it would be funny!
Yeah!
I fucked with that homie who fucking shit!
You hit him? You fucking take him out?
Headshot?
I got him in the ear!
Ha ha ha!
In the ear!
And then three other innocent people went down
because they got shot!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
It is what it is!
It is what it is, right? That's fucking life!
You know, you don't live and people die.
What did you do?
Um, well,
there's a simple evasion of police, you know, reckless evading.
I ran over. You couldn't drive away from the cops.
You got caught.
List not only was I in a ship vehicle, but that fucking day was raining.
They were so slippery outside homie.
Well, I know, get away.
I'm gonna be honest.
If you have a bad car in the rain, there's only one.
Yeah.
You have to foot bail somewhere very cluttered.
Well, listen, what happened was we got another car.
I made it out.
OK, listen, I made it out and I got my bike.
But guess what?
I got spike stripped from a cop who wasn't even, you know, spiking me.
He was in another chase.
So I just happened to fucking go down the same alleyway that he was spiking.
Oh, my God. It wasn't even for me.
Yeah. So, you know, I mean, it is what it is, right?
Fuck me dawg, like...
What kind of fucking luck is that, man?
Like, come on!
The door's open.
The door's open.
Shit.
Fuck!
He's so funny for rolling with that.
He knows too I can't get out, so.
Where'd everybody go?
Oh man. When we see Sky we're going to ask him to call the commissioner and see if there's
like a timeline so I know what we can do. So I know what we're doing today.
It would be so fine if the elevator worked.
All right, Chad, give me one sec.
I've got to let Herschel inside.
He's screaming at the door.
All right.
All right.
Oh, hi, Bane.
What's up, Bane?
All right.
Damn cat.
That damn cat.
Oh, man.
There's no clowns on your roster.
Oh, should I do a card giveaway?
Hold on.
How do I do that again?
Boom.
All right.
All right automatically ends in 10 minutes
Not yet what do you mean not yet
one eight six eight one three four well
This stupid fucker
Yeah, he could be on the phone
Man
What do you guys think I'm going to get?
What do you think it's going to be?
You guys think it will be under 5 days or more than 5 days?
Someone's like life
I got a commissary from that.
Oh, oh, that's a lot better.
Oh, man.
How there are so many dirty dirty dishes, bro
Maybe from their dip for their from the different different wards
I don't think I've done this one did I do did I do this one dive I've ever done the refill storage job. Oh
Oh my god. Hey, Elidra, just...
You gotta find laundry baskets?
Try to find some laundry baskets, man, and just...
Just move. Yeah, yeah, you're watching me. I get it. I get it. It's all right. I'm behaving.
Oh, okay. That's right. Put
them.
My stupid
Noxio girl thank you for the five bomb
Okay chatterbox pay attention
pay attention
hi guys
mister chatterbox what?
you are going to clean the laundry room
and when i tell you you are done you will be released
i'll be released
yeah in the laundry room
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, no problem.
I'm gonna be watching you.
I'm cleaning, I'm gonna clean.
You better be, Pops, you better be.
I'm cleaning, I am cleaning.
I am a cleaning clown.
That's what they call me.
Back at the fun house, the cleaning clown,
you know, it's always.
Nobody's ever called you that.
What do you know, Helen?
What do you know?
Sheesh.
I know stuff.
I'm the cleaning clown cleaning clown cleaning clown cleaning clown all right so fly rush to what I'm done I get like I'm I'm free to leave the prison
You're just going to be free from the laundry room.
Wait, are you serious right now?
Carry six laundry baskets to the laundry room.
I stopped to go get out of Blinderbaskets.
Oh, oh, there's been an accident!
Oh, oh, the proof went to my leg!
Help!
What was that?
Help me!
Oh, there's been an accident!
Lock me in there.
What?
I'm gonna try to make a prison shank, and you're gonna get stabbed, Fyrone!
Yeah, well, I'll make sure you ride the lightning!
Stupid.
It's cleaning!
This isn't a holiday!
I'm looking for laundry baskets!
Okay.
It's boy-yug.
Yeah, I'm gonna check the showers, that's a good idea.
Towels, right?
Towels, baskets, baskets, towels.
Hey, Gettibock!
Yeah?
Um, guess what?
What?
Kirk and Stumbles have, uh, have Academy today.
They're both gonna be cops.
What timeline is this, Lyro?
What what Kirk and stumbles have Academy today. They're both going to be cops.
What timeline is this fire off?
I have no idea. But they're both cops. I saw stumbles yesterday. He took his face
panel. What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, I take off my I take off my face, but at
at least when I take off my face.
I still have my face paint.
And Stumble took his face paint off.
All the way off.
All right, I'm gonna have to take his key back.
Yeah.
He made Moose cry yesterday.
Like Moose cried.
Yeah, because Moose said that the night clowns
are no longer because me and him are doing government
But I told I told most of all because we're doing government things doesn't mean we can't so I clowns and have fun
So we'll end off it. Who's he to judge when he was a lawyer and like he wasn't a judge to a one point
Yeah, and that's what that's what stumbles was saying was this let me do my thing man. I'll let you do your thing
Exactly for long stumbles is gonna crash out. He's gonna be triple C
The crash out cop King clown. He probably he probably will crash out. Let's be real
Where are all these yuckin' baskets?!
What the fuck?!
I want to do a work for these.
Dude. Dude.
Now the job is carry six laundry baskets to the laundry room.
I
That's the task I
Check the shows
Sure
You know what you know I chat I'm gonna lie why do you gotta I just need to
go around you if that's all right I just okay that's okay thanks we see that
we see that there's nothing under the stairs yes
of
of
of
Check the showers, check the showers, check the air.
Hmm.
My brain hurts.
It must be broken, bro.
What?
I have to go with you?
Why are you getting mad?
Oh.
Right.
Thanks, thanks.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
That's great.
Thank you.
That's so nice.
I never would have looked there.
look there. And I like walked right by it. And that was just
okay.
One by one is so f**ked.
They're so heavy!
Oh my god!
I'll see you in a bit.
Is Nikita gonna go live today? Well, I hope so. I do hope so.
How long they give you? We're on hold. We're gonna find out today. Hopefully. According to the commissioner, they'll talk to us today and they'll let us know. They'll let us know what the plea deal is gonna be.
So we're gonna sign a plea deal, kushet.
I can't do court RP, I can't sit through it.
I'll lose my mind if we do court RP.
I will absolutely lose my mind.
Can't do it, won't do it.
To try to plead innocence?
No thanks.
I'll go for like a testify against Vivek
because you know I only have to show up there
for that one part and I can just leave.
You know what I mean?
You're excited for Dumbles?
You wanna be annoyed?
You wanna be annoyed, that's what you're saying. You wanna be annoyed.
Yo, fighter, thank you for the five gift. I appreciate it. Thank you.
Yeah, it's the last one.
Yeah, it's the last one.
This fucking guy...
Is that an NPC? No.
It's going to make a phone call!
I'll just, I'll be back.
I dunno.
Fuck!
I didn't mean to do that!
fuck! I didn't mean to do that!
He's not answering, I'm fine.
I'm just gonna keep calling us.
Skyyyyyyyyyyyy
This guy sucks!
Is he awake? I think so.
Wait, we can move, I can move this?
I can block a door with this.
You have to fly around to call, yeah.
I just want to get in touch with the commissioner, just
so he doesn't forget about us.
That's all.
Just so he doesn't forget about us.
Because if he forgets about us, that would be ass.
Villager?
How's villager going to do it?
OK, villager to call him?
What's he going to say?
Oh
I
Right now chat we have to wait
Fuck it was a thing
What the fuck am I reading?
The flier's car's still here, no, the flier on the left.
Oh wait, he went to go get pizza.
That's right.
It'd be cool if we could shoot hoops.
Imagine we were able to shoot Hoopset.
Been a lurker for many years, but the cinema has pulled me out of shadows.
Hello everyone, hope you have a great day.
Mona! Hell yeah, appreciate it.
Why are you in prison?
Well, um, you know, it's then, you know, and then, which led to, and then, yeah.
Of course it starts fucking raining.
Of course, bro!
Chat, what are the odds?
What are the odds?
They hold on.
I should start looking around more because that fucking guy could be anywhere.
We look up, PD Botch is standing there with his fucking laser gun.
You know what sucks yet?
The PD butt era is over because you can't have custom models like that anymore.
Which is unfortunate.
Well, I mean, it's worth the sacrifice, though, if you really think about it, like, for the
server we get to play on, it's well worth the sacrifice.
Let's keep it.
Let's be real.
He was put out of commission?
God, I hope so.
Ah, yuck, I hope so.
He comes back as like, uh...
Like, like, Barrick?
Not Barrick, fucking...
Wreckers!
You're late, check him for the 10 gifted!
the T5000 bro what a fucking flat road with this pizza bro
this fucking guy
all men
i'm trying to think that
i'm just trying to think now like
could happen
What Shadow Bucks is going to do if certain things happen?
That part's tough.
Good thing he slowed everything down?
Well, I mean, you can say I did, but I didn't at the same time, right?
Maybe I slowed a certain part down, but everything else around that it will escalate.
You know what I mean?
There's other things that are going to escalate now.
then what, you know, his part slowed down.
But Chatterbox's part is very minimal compared to the big picture here.
Remember, this is not about Chatterbox, it's about her, it's about Ray.
with shadow box shot if Eric wasn't there yeah he was shot around a squammy in the
ear if if if Eric wasn't there shadow box still would have took the shot you
He still would have took the shot.
But he wouldn't have kept shooting.
But, Barak was there and said, I'm like, yeah, I just have to.
It's just too funny not to.
And I'm going to tell you something.
Him being on the brink of death, but not actually going down, was the best case.
That was like the perfect outcome.
The perfect outcome.
I
Perfect
Fly rolling
We're still good
We're still good. I can't eat while sitting down and I hate that
Chat watch I'm gonna get up and go inside and it's gonna stop raining
I'm gonna get up walk in the doors and it's just stop raining
I got it. I got him. All good. Fox. What? What? You got visitors. Dixie Renee? Yeah.
They're friends of Carmella and they might call you. Oh boy. Okay. Okay. I'm coming.
Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh no! They're friends of the Carmella? Great! This is great!
Oh shit.
I'm not giving you a gun box.
You guys are so boring.
I'm emotionally silent.
I'm not giving you anything till you fess up about emotions.
I'm emotionally, Salon.
Why'd you turn off your emotions, Vampire Diary style, because you got pumped?
Okay, alright.
There's no one in there. You lied.
I got dumped too. Come on in. Come on in.
Did you just say, what?
Salon, I'm hungry!
You're giving me war flashbacks.
What do you think?
I'm getting it.
That's what that was.
What is that?
I mean, it's better said it like this and not the other way.
Oh fuck I'm going to get jumped, I'm going to get jumped.
What how many people how many people here's what the fuck how many people are here
Where the hell?
Hey one of them only wants to talk to you through a window so come here now you tell her to grow up
Did the one in the red coat no she's not a red coat she's in a suit. Oh my god
Is the one taking pictures of me right now
Um, no, no, the girl in the suit, I guess you can't see her.
Um, it's not Dick to your bathroom.
It's a different girl.
She just got here.
Okay.
Um, here, um, give me a number.
Who did I talk to first?
You're gonna stand here through this window and you're gonna talk to her through the
window.
Why?
She only wants to talk to you through a window.
Okay, I don't know but come on I guess we could put you wait hold on the fuck
I can put you in here.
All right.
Okay.
Kind of unfair, right?
Well, I wrote when I put him in this little fat room.
Perfect.
I was lucky.
Good idea.
All right, babe.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay, are you okay with that?
Is that gonna be okay?
I beg your pardon?
It's Raymon, is that okay?
Cut it off, so I have a Raymon here to see you.
I just found out.
I beg your pardon?
I mean, I guess.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, ma'am, you're more than welcome to walk up.
We'll stand just over here so we don't symbol we gotta at least make sure what the fuck
I'll give you as much time as you want
Welcome
Um
I don't know what to begin with you.
You're telling me.
You don't think I got questions?
I'm sure you do.
I said
wasn't it not clear?
clear. Nothing's clear. Leave me alone. Why? You know they have the notes. Yeah, I know that.
And?
You shot up the debate. Yep.
What are you doing?
That's peanuts compared to what I've been doing the last four years waiting for you, looking for you.
You don't think that I wouldn't have seen you if I could have?
You think that there's any nuance to any of this?
I don't know what to think. How can I?
me? I tried. I tried everything. I tried to ruin everything. What did I ruin? Everything
I had planned. Everything. What you have planned, right? Why don't you enlighten me on that
a little bit? Because you can light, you'll enlighten everybody else. Then they come and
Help me, thanks.
Chatty?
The only way to talk to you is if you were here, okay?
In here?
Yeah.
I was, um...
I was sent here, I was only allowed to come back here to finish the job.
What, did they kill me?
What, what do you mean I don't get that?
Why do you have to do that?
What happened?
Tell me what happened.
You're dead.
Hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars.
How does how I don't understand? How does my debt?
How did that affect you? I don't get that. That doesn't make sense to me.
I don't have a lot of time. Okay? My dad-
Fly around! Get out!
I'm peeking. I'm just making sure everybody's-
Get out!
Don't open! Don't open!
Okay, you don't have much time.
I don't have time. I have to
hold on. I have a family here
and he's going.
He's going to what? Hurt. He's going to hurt me.
He's going to hurt me. It's just the guy that
it's just the guy that until I get the job done
until I get the job done. And you know who didn't give me time?
who didn't give me time you you didn't give me time you shot why did you shoot
barric why did you shoot barric you know exactly why I shot barric you know
exactly why you think I'm gonna stand here you think I'm gonna stand here and
watch you go go go around with this guy okay that clearly clearly he's into
you and this guy knows exactly what happened to you before you left he
knows exactly what what he's doing he's a snake in the grass you think
I'm gonna stand there and watch it
because I'm gonna tell you something.
Me, me waiting, me waiting, me waiting.
And watching that, I'm a dead man anyway.
I won't.
He's just a friend, I was your friend.
Remember, I was just your friend.
Yeah, what are we now?
We're in danger.
That's not the answer.
I'm always in danger.
So you're telling me if I'm gone, you're going to be okay.
I said that's what ends this. Is that what you're telling me?
What?
That's the question. If I'm gone, because you're supposed to finish a job.
Does that mean you're off the hook?
I mean, it's more than that. It's...
And it's not really about being off the hook. It's...
Where does it end then?
It doesn't. I don't think you understand.
Okay, it doesn't end.
So you're talking about, you're talking about the guy in the black tank top and walking around in your mask.
That guy?
Yeah.
It's my boss.
It's your boss.
Yeah, and how is he your boss?
I've been working for him the past few years to do what clear my debt
And then some but it's not enough
Come you could we could have done this together you didn't have to do that without me
He's my dad.
I don't understand.
Okay. I have to go.
Don't, don't, don't you walk away from me again.
Don't walk away from me again.
Don't go. Just, just wait.
Just, just, just wait.
I don't have time.
Please, please don't go.
Please don't go.
Last time you walked away, it was four years.
I'm going to kill one of you.
Give him space.
Give him space.
Calm down, you crazy clown.
Okay, that one's for sure dead.
I'm going to kill one of you.
I'm going to kill one of you.
I'm going to kill one of you.
I'm going to kill one of you.
down. Okay, that one's for sure, dead.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, just
there's got to be something I can do, you know, look, there's
a congratulations on the job.
There's got to be something I can do. No.
And don't you tell me it's just to let you
meet me. Just watch
That's not going to work.
Your dad called me and he made it very clear.
He was at our house for Yadzi.
I don't know.
Okay.
Okay.
I didn't miss how it was.
Do you miss how it was?
I have thought of you.
I...
I can't go back to that life.
What? What?
I can't do crime anymore.
I can't.
I can't to kill you.
I don't want to kill you.
How could I ever kill the love of my life?
I have to go.
You do this, I'm a dead man anyway!
You do this, I'm a dead man anyway!
Why chatty?
No
My hands are tight
And so am I
your other visitors to leave. I need a minute. Take all the time you need.
You want a date is what you're saying.
My boyfriend!
Don't call me, bring my name a ticker!
I'm making a mess.
I think we're perfect for one another, alright?
You're so funny.
I like you.
I'm not you, chill.
Wait!
What's your biggest weakness?
Fuckin' hiccups.
It's okay, I still like you.
It's literally the sky is dancing.
I do love you.
The rescue becomes, you look at me, do you feel anything?
I just thought maybe I just want to be alone for a minute.
I can't let you go.
I need to do this on my elbow.
She's gone, Tessa. Can you hold on to something? She has my mask.
Hi.
So you remember, if I make her stay, that's, I feel like that's more of a selfish move for myself.
No, I wasn't going to.
Don't let me.
I love you, Cubs.
Promise.
I'm not just kidding.
Hey!
You promise?
It'll happen again.
I won't.
I'm ready to.
Are you going to come back?
Wait!
Maybe.
Don't forget me, okay?
Don't forget me, okay?
You better think of me every day!
I'll give you every look and every look and day!
Know who you are.
Chad, it's time to wake up.
Yeah, and you know, I care about you, yeah, as much as I like to torment you, yeah, yeah,
And I'm worried.
And I want to help.
I have...
There's nothing we can do.
I'm warning you. I'm coming in for a hug.
I tried to murder Barak.
And I still might.
Why, Barrett?
He was there when she was going through her issues, and he knows.
knows what we went through. And I've seen them together.
Are you not jealous?
Angry?
angry.
I understand anger. I get that. I mean, I like Barak. I don't want you to hurt him,
that I understand.
I want Tony.
If I do anything to barric judge Bailey said he's gonna.
I don't know.
What?
Sorry, he's got wait can I please this stairs because I gotta let a prisoner in
Do you want to come where his box okay you don't this way you're trying to let him in that intake
You ever hear of the... I'm a bass and a... what's his name?
Andrews, did I'm dumb-stunnedy in the ocean?
No.
A long time ago, that happened.
And, uh...
I was part of that because Barry Benson wanted me to help expose it.
And I did.
And I just found out yesterday that Judge Bailey Guy was the one that did it.
He was like the whole mastermind behind the whole thing.
Behind throwing people in the ocean?
Yeah.
Trying to murder him.
So he came here yesterday and he threatened me.
That if Eric gets hurt again,
if Eric is hurt again, then
he's gonna make you.
Yeah, he's gonna make me choose something very difficult.
So basically threatened her and Tessa is my best guess.
Okay, but he can't do that if Eric goes down if he goes down the same time, right?
Or all three of us.
Or if he doesn't know it's you.
I mean, enough story together.
I mean, he knows.
Have someone do it for you.
I mean, he knows.
No, no.
Make sure you're whispering.
Um, so the Attorney General threatened you?
Yep.
Not that anybody will believe it.
No, they're not going to.
Why does he feel protective of Barrick?
I don't know.
I don't know.
They're good friends, I guess.
No matter what happens, it's not going to be a good outcome, doesn't really matter now.
What did she say to you?
I want to talk about it
She walked away, that's it
Because the way whatever's happening right now just
It's like we're forbidden
How do you stand there and say you love someone to walk away, you know?
everything I do, I just make it worse. Yeah, I get that. There's only one thing to do.
No.
Let her go.
Couldn't even if I wanted to.
I wanted to.
And what is it?
I can't say.
I can't say.
I've got to let somebody have their revenge over me and that that'll be that what no yeah.
No, why do you need to get hurt just because you got
just walked away?
Because no matter what I do, it's
I end up hurt anyway so it doesn't matter. So I can
minimize it or it can
be me and a lot of people. I don't know.
I think I'm I'm quite possibly the worst person to give you advice on
Someone saying they love you and still walking away from you. Yeah. Yeah, I was telling you bitch
But I
You're probably never going to stop loving her, but if walking is what she wants then.
You know, sometimes loving someone is part of loving someone is letting them do that.
Sure I'll do it.
It doesn't mean she wants you to get hurt though.
Let someone take revenge or whatever you're thinking in your mind.
I need you to do me a favor.
I need Tess out of talk to her.
You need Tess out of talk to her, right?
Tess and I aren't.
You don't have to be the one to call her.
or get somebody else to do it.
Okay.
Okay.
Because if I can't be the one to like,
at least let her know what happened, at least Tessa can.
What do you mean, let her know what happened?
Well, last four years.
She'll never get the chance now to say it.
You just wanted to know?
Okay.
Okay, I already texted Tessa, let her know that you might need to, you might need support when she's around.
So you can probably tell her yourself if you want.
I don't know. I don't know if I even, I don't know.
I just need my plea deal so I can plan this out, I don't know.
I'm not going to stick around.
I'm not going to stick around.
I can hire Trekk.
Oh no, this is not.
Morag.
Is that Morag?
You guys are hiring Morag.
She's interviewing.
She's interviewing.
Oh, yeah, this gets worse and worse.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm on work.
What?
Yeah.
And I watched him commit like three rights violations
literally yesterday and he bitched at me about it.
We're watching it happen.
Oh, if anybody's getting fired, same if I do a prison break.
Allegedly.
Yeah. Right.
I'm not going to do anything bad to people except for Barrick probably, but maybe.
I mean, feel free, you know, a little bit of crashing out after, after all that is,
you know, normal shadowbox behavior.
Just, you know, the anger gets to be too much.
Talk to me.
Thanks, I'll try.
I can take you back to gym top.
Oh fuck.
Do not let Scotty take you in there, by the way.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh
Chat that entire thing was crazy
I think she'll end up...
good
for doing that definitely is going to affect
now his future actions kind of in a way
the anger
is
bad though
the anger is bad and oh fuck
There's not much change in that.
Hey.
Hey, it's for horses.
I got no.
And how do I know what my cell number is for fuck's sake?
Okay, okay, so what is going through this dumb fuck's head
Let's see I sat down too early exactly
Look at it.
Just a lunch at the bar with me.
So I'm gonna eat and drink and we're dying.
You know, let's, you know, let's do one of those things.
Oh, there's a TV one.
Oh wait, these demos are, these plays demos are really good actually.
Okay.
There's a decision to make now chat. There's a decision to make.
She's like, she questioned why he shot Barrick and he's obviously going to be like, you fucking
know why.
But then she said, we're just friends.
And then she said, like she said, we're just friends.
But then she didn't really want to like get more into it, so it was like, well we
were just friends and she goes, yeah.
And I'm like, well, what are we now?
And she says, we're in danger.
That pissed them off.
Bad as fuck.
But then she did the whole,
how am I gonna kill the love of my life?
So now the decision is,
is what do we take from that conversation?
Right?
It doesn't change what Chatterbox wants to do to Barrick.
But it's like, does he get it now?
Right? Does he understand now?
Does he get it?
Like, obviously, okay, she just made it very clear that I, like, he ruined things.
And it has to be this way, but she's also saying it's forever, right?
I think now this is the perfect time for Chatterbox's plan.
I think now is the time, this is perfect time for his plan.
But what about this whole mayor thing?
What about it?
Chatabox is going to sign a plea deal hopefully today.
Right?
He'll sign a plea deal hopefully today and then we're going to have our timeline of
We're going to get all this organized, what we need to do.
So Chatterbox's plan now will help slow things down, Chet, even more.
But it's going to cause other things to get out of control, right?
That's the whole problem with role play, right?
You tame one thing, but the other thing will go rogue.
So like he just is juggling.
Are we getting the bad ending?
I don't, I don't know.
I don't know.
No one knows, Chad.
No one knows.
He just kind of depends what happens, right?
Like that was a, Chad, that was a curveball.
That was a fucking crazy curveball.
Yeah, if she didn't say the love my life thing.
Oh my god.
I'm a little relieved in a way is like JLRP is tough, but like fuck god damn
him. She incorporated into the story bro, I need answers. I need answers on that. So it's
chatterbox's fault. It's what he's on. Yeah, it's chatterbox's fault. And guess what? He's
She's going back into debt.
Oh, shit.
she said that she can't do crime anymore, she can't go back to her old life, and she
can't kill Chatterbox. She just can't do it. But it doesn't end. She says, where does
it end then? And she says it doesn't. She won't kill. It can't kill you. She won't
kill sorry that's a better word so this guy got to die her dad but like at the
same time that she want her dad to die
that's another problem that we don't know
Micky might have more info.
Problem is, we don't- Micky's so sus?
Okay, so you sent back here to kill Chatterbox, but why doesn't, why is she,
Why? I don't know. Like why, why, she's not doing it. So what happens then?
Right? That's another thing that we need done, LawCon.
She played that well chat. She gave us something, but she left so many pieces missing out of the box.
Now Chatabox sits here, and he's going to blame himself now. It's his fault this is happening because he had something to do with his debt, and she tried to do something about it.
about it on her own and something to do with her dad.
Fuck.
Oh, dear, this is something.
Oh my God.
Is it that powerful?
That's the guy that was in the mine shaft and at the house.
Seems extremely powerful, yes.
Give me two seconds.
I need to get a drink.
Okay, no one came in the cell, right, Chad?
Did anybody come in the cell to talk to us?
No, okay, good, good.
Dude, this is, fuck man, this thing goes deep.
Okay, what the fuck?
Ellie Persona just dropped 17 gifted subs
and then dropped 17 gifted subs
and then dropped 17 gifted subs.
What are you doing?
Thank you very much.
But really?
You know, Chad, I would give Ray more credit
if she did this yesterday.
You know, but, you know, 18th is fine.
18th is fine.
What about jobs that Mickey had chatted you a long time ago?
What if those had some correlation with her dad and such?
That's something that Chatterbox is really concerned about now.
Because now one thing that makes Chatterbox think, right, Mickey got the mask from her
dad.
He made that pretty clear.
So she just confirmed that it's about Chatterbox's debt and the dad's thing, right?
When she left, I don't recall it was Chatterbox and that much debt when she left chat.
Like a lot.
I thought we were not bad.
I think that was when we went back into debt.
We spiraled, right?
No?
It's like a hundred grand or something?
I mean, she did give Chatabox a bunch of money too, right?
There was that.
Because she wanted him out of debt.
But what if, you know how Mickey showed up at that Mymore and he armed all the clowns?
What if that's related?
Because she said, I pay, like to pay your debt and then some.
didn't make you get the money because he said he was broke too so it makes me sick
now does that have something to do with it the war we fought this is me
really reaching Chad. This is just reaching, okay? But what if, right?
Hmm. Because she said, I have been working or whatever. She said something along the
lines of, he's my boss, to pay your debts and I'm like to pay my debt and she goes
huh and then some and then some huh and we failed the mission the my more I
guess it's we don't I mean I don't even know who I don't think anybody won in
that situation I mean chat about like people like you know chat was didn't
died so lost the house.
Yeah, that's another good point. If you remember the dreams chat about Sad Chat,
there's another really good point. I'll like
He saw her and heard that it's like he made this connection in his head, but it doesn't make sense still.
fuck man
chat
Okay, so, I mean, we'll get our answers set at some point.
Dude, you're right, cooked with this.
I can't lie, dude.
I'm blown away by this fucking shit, dude.
It's a mind blowing shit.
Like, actually actually cooked.
Flatneck, thank you for the 10 gifts.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Okay, hold on oh my god so many DMs I haven't opened chat I've been so tired JT
Yeah, she told me this a long time ago.
She said she considered turning the Chatter Cup storyline from GT, oh yeah.
Yeah, she told me this a long time ago.
quiet yeah we can hope we can dream we
That would be really cool.
W for Ray for Evelyn.
She even, yay dude.
For her to even be like, hmm, and actually give it a shot is already like crazy enough, you know what I mean?
That's wild.
So.
She did mention that a long time ago.
I'll be real chat like I don't know but like has there ever been like a something similar
to this like at all like a big like wipe to wipe storyline that's ever happened on like
no picture before is like this like the only one
thus far
a i
walk that bro
also when i first watch i was talking to you in a professional voice actor i am
I'm not anywhere near that.
You wanna have a professional voice actor?
You go watch Burn.
That guy, my God.
Yeah, KGU is really good too.
I'll give him that, okay?
Oh my God, Chad, do you guys wanna see
a really funny clip of Mr. Ratchett from a long time ago?
Hey, listen, if there's any kids watching, turn the volume off.
Turn your volume off.
It's Mr. Ratsy.
You're not allowed to hear this.
It's so funny.
He said, oh my God.
He said, he was trying to get the cops to let us go.
This was all this time.
This was like two years ago.
He's trying to get the cops to let us go.
And he would always be in the cells.
And the cop asked him, I want you to wrap about all the reasons
all the reasons why you love cops and we got the classic ratchet response
We both got out of our vest today.
I want you to rap about every reason why you love cops.
Oh!
Yeah, I'll rap about every reason why you love cops.
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh, fuck God, knock on!
No, police!
I can hear you over the music!
I tell you, I tell you!
All right, you asked for it!
I love this shit!
He's so dumb.
I'd like to tell you about all the reasons
why I got into prostitution!
All right!
Shit, here we better hit this motherfucker.
I'll tell you real quick.
Here we go.
Shit!
Yo, when I was in school, motherfucker, I knew what I wanted to be, yeah.
I grew up and I got some men and you know for a fact they get me, oh, yeah.
I got that cop.
I like that shit on the block.
I don't care if I have some wings.
I'll suck that chick with that dick too.
Hey, I'm dirty ass motherfucker, that shit, yeah.
Ask me a dirty question, I'll tell you too.
The truth is, motherfucker, COCK, that's my shit.
Yeah, I am gay.
If I'm driving at a block and I see you, I'm a girl on my lap that's left that cheap
and we gonna make love just to you.
I'm dirty, fake, hot, hey, hot, hey, hot, yeah, COG, hey, hey.
That's that type of shit I like.
Put it on my face and I'll eat that shit.
Yeah, yup, oh shit.
He's so fucking stupid, man.
He did that.
He, like, there was no planning on that.
He just winged it, and that's what he did.
And it was, I was crying, laughing.
I cried laughing when he did that,
when that was happening live, I was dying.
All right.
Restart is in four minutes. Four minutes chat
Where'd he now he didn't get invited he's playing on Prodigy. Oh
Well well well mongo
Mongo mongo. What's that brother? What up, brother?
39 months bro. Thank you, dude.
Bonbon, come home.
Uh, oh, I missed that one. What did I say?
Okay, are you going to add any goals between 12K and 15K?
Maybe.
Yeah, you guys can listen.
Is the UK not like, everybody always gives me a weird look
when I say, yeah, I want to go to the UK.
I want to experience the UK.
Go to the UK, appreciate it.
Okay, and everybody's like, you don't want to go there.
It's really that, come on, isn't really that bad.
I would like to experience it there.
Like I'd like to see what it's about.
Bring your own food.
Dude, I'm not picky.
I'll try anything.
I want to try beans and toast.
How does it feel to have all this RP
facilitated for you instead of you
soliciting the RP for others?
No, it's stressful because I want to make sure
that I do a good job, obviously,
But it's way easier when I don't have to like,
Ray has the hard job.
It's nice not having to be the one in the dry,
like steering the ship, you know what I mean?
Can you fly and go to Portugal for the weekend
or something, check out the route?
I wanna go back to Portugal at some point.
Maybe this upcoming summer,
my grandpa agrees to go, we're going to go for one last time, but I won't go to the
mainland of Portugal.
I want to take my family, my family's from Santa Maria from the Azores, the island of
Santa Maria, that's where my family's from.
So that's where we would go.
We would go to San Miguel and then fly from there to Santa Maria.
Can we get a meet and greet in the UK?
Look, if I go to the UK chat, if this actually happens, I will try to do something like you
European.
Well, I was born in Canada.
My mom is from here, but my dad's family, no, my mom's family's from, they're French
and they're from, where are they from again, shit.
I don't remember.
My dad's side is, my dad's 100% Portuguese.
I think my grandpa came here in the late 60s.
Pretty sure it was the late 60s.
Okay, so you're roots in Europe, but you're from Canada.
Yeah, I was, yeah.
Yep.
Oh my God.
Akino, thank you for the five.
Veil, veiled in it.
How'd you call you veil?
Thank you for the 50 gifted tier one subs.
Insane.
No, no.
No.
Wait. Oh, fuck.
No!
Alright, chill, let me go get Allie, hold on a minute.
All right, Chad, Allie is here.
Just found out she got the fact.
Hi, thanks so much for getting us a kid.
Getting Jul, the first Shalindino, their little baby brother or sister.
I can't wait to show him on the interview.
That's great. That's great. I'm live. I'm so happy.
She's so happy.
All right, we're driving down the block and I see you the truth is motherfucking cock
stupid fucking rap you know it's fucked up how he started that stupid song chat he goes
He goes, yo, when I was in school, mother fucker,
I knew what I wanted to be, yeah.
Dude, what are you talking about, Ratchet?
What do you mean?
When are we gonna get the kitty?
Allie is gonna be looking for the cat.
So we have two options here, Chad.
You can stream us going to get the cat
or we can stream surprising the kids with it too.
Like it's, you know.
Both? Oh, Ally won't want to do both.
Ally won't let me do both. I don't think.
I'm Canadian. My family's also from New York. W.
Your family is growing more and more, Mr. Chattavos.
That's great.
Yeah, another cat to fuck the house up.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
Another cat to fuck the house up.
Yeah.
Chat, but now, chat, listen, you guys did this, right?
You guys did this.
you guys got Allie, her cat.
Wouldn't you say that if they're in the little chance
that we go to the UK, that Allie should just suck it up
and go with me, right?
And conquer her fear of flying over the ocean?
Wouldn't you say that's a good, reasonable thing?
I don't want to go there without her.
Just take Theo. I'm gonna try to convince Theo to go no matter what.
All I need to do to be in prison? We don't know yet. We're not sure yet. I hope we know soon.
Ghost, thank you for the six months. Cosmic day, thank you for the 20 gifted! Thank you!
That's really generous. Thank you.
Chat, we are cell number A02.
Thank you.
A02. Yeah, okay, so here's what we're going to do. I'm going to see if we can get ahold
of the commisioner, get a timeline and we're going to find something else so we can get
off and go on Dumbles. And we'll do a Dumbles day. And then we can come back here, sign
our plea deal if it happens, or we just stay on doubles.
Manders, thank you for the five gifted, thank you.
How long is Chaddy going to be in prison?
I don't know yet. I gotta wait for the plea deal.
Oh, I don't got-
Hmm.
Hmm.
That would have been awkward.
Fuse, thank you for the five gifted!
Okay, let's wait for the DLC to get here and we'll get some phone calls done.
we'll make some phone calls
oh wait
oh shit
chess gross gross
Why chess? I want to play checkers.
Okay, I didn't catch it, though.
Okay. Yeah, maybe two people in. Okay, now we have to hope that Tessa is going to be
around.
Plinkles.
Snakey, you know.
Oh man chat it's so mind-fucking this whole thing is so mind-fucking
So, being in prison is a way to talk to her because she's doing her job technically and
that's, maybe that's how it looks, that she could be at the prison for anything.
You know what I mean?
you're safe in prison? I would not agree. I would not agree with that.
Write down your thoughts.
No thanks.
Catabucks wouldn't be able to read.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I
Was it looking nice? Oh, yeah, that's great
Where's the DLC there?
Let me tell you something chat if the if if the plea deal is shitty if it shitty
We are planning a prison break.
We are going to plan a prison break.
Vivek is king.
That's not Vivek.
I
That bastard
You know the nice thing about prison being here is jazz like you know, I actually like the present being right here better I
Think it's a cool spot for it
Okay, Mayor, pardon Chattie, I don't know, I would imagine there could be a way, but
I don't know what hoops, you know, the Mayor has to jump through, you know what I mean?
I guess the death will haunt Chatterbox, it's gonna be a trigger for everyone now, watch.
And now all he can do chat is sit here and wonder what the fuck is happening out there.
What is happening out there?
Did I hear something?
Evelyn Sky, thank you for the 20 gifted subs! Appreciate it, thank you!
Oh, it's Villager.
I'll ask her to get some food.
Does she remember Checkers Art?
Ask her for a friend.
I do, yeah.
I do.
I like this.
I save it.
I save it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
of art I love fan art is my favorite dude edits in fan art is my I love it we've
You've hit the kiddie goal, yep, yep, yep.
Allie's looking for a cat as we speak a bit.
God damn it.
See you here in England?
I want to go to England.
love to go to London just to see it. I want to see Japan, I want to see, fuck what was
the place I wanted to see. Italy. There's always places you would see on movies and stuff like that.
It's like, damn.
How is one water a free meal?
Well, thanks for the complimentary water, you fucking assholes.
Scotland oh geez after I heard that one debate yesterday about Scotland dude I
don't know after the story changed do you think from is still unlikely yeah I
think it's more unlikely now based on how what she was saying
I don't want a perm.
I already risked that whole thing and stressed myself out to lengths I couldn't even imagine
at 4.0, but I was willing to do it.
I don't really want to because like we made it we made it this far you know but I still
will do some pretty fucked up things that would impact the his life and character and
a lot of like I would do some pretty messed up shit that also could be scary but he won't
die. You know what I mean? For the role play, why not, right?
Longer strike can end up in the hospital? Yeah, it won't work.
They'll just, they'll just res me here. They'll bring me, they have an infirmary here.
Have you ever been to Banff? Yeah, one time a really long time ago, beautiful fucking place.
Oh
Well, they're looking for me
What hey chatterboxes me Scotty I see that
Oh
Are you in some sort of bad mood? No
No, okay, kind of a neutral tone I think from the subtext of that my next question is are you in a
No mood at all. What do you want Scotty?
Well, it's a double-world hunger based on your current job, but also you have a visitor who?
Who?
Somebody named Mickey.
Alright, he says his name Mickey.
Alright.
But if I go up there, you're buying me two bags of chips
and two sodas.
No, no, I'm buying you three bags of chips
and three sodas and I get one of them.
Fine.
And that's how you negotiate, villager.
Tell you the art of the deal
He's such a fucking idiot
Excuse me here. Yeah, it's gonna faster traffic on the right
Right, right, right.
Marshall, leave me alone, please.
I'm not letting you outside again. You've been outside three times, man.
Now, an app, give me a long...
I'm not doing this with you. Not today.
Dude, it's raining. It's raining outside.
You want to go outside? You're going to look out there and you're going to be double, you're going to be double mad.
No, absolutely not. We get along swimmingly, me and Mr. Boss. I don't foresee any sort of issue. Oh!
Well, here he is. Well, well, well.
Oh
Just you
You like salt and vinegar
Yeah
We don't have that
Do you like sour cream and cheddar? Yeah
Nope fresh out. What about
original. Nope. That's actually
all we have. Here we go. You
said you want two bags. Yeah.
There you go. And
chatterbots before I give you
any sodas, I just want to make
sure that you're not going to
fashion these into some sort
of cutting implement that you're
going to use against my throat
No, sir.
Okay.
Nobody calls me sir.
Sir is my father's name.
He left for a vape charger when I was very young.
Makes sense.
Do you like sprung?
No.
that's all we got. There you go. Enjoy. Whatever. We're not sitting here. Okay, we're not sitting
here. Okay, we're gonna let you have a little bit of privacy. Mickey, I'm gonna be in the
lemon list if you if you need to be let out just let me know of course do you
want to watch Shawshank Redemption later how long's that movie it's pretty long
wait then yes okay see you tonight wait hold on wait wait wait wait wait this
isn't about that gay for pay warden article that came out is it there's a
gay for pay warden article that came out? Oh, never mind. Okay, good luck with your talk.
What do you want, man?
Oh, I just came to tell you that uh
I think you're up give a little bit more time
Time for what?
Time for whatever you want
Everything I want is gone Mickey
What do you mean I
Don't know
I'm in prison Mickey
I can't tell them anything.
You've been in prison before? Why not break out?
Don't I have the tools to do that, Mickey?
You don't but certainly your clown friends have the resources to do that. No?
Not really.
Oh come now, Mr. Box. This is no fun. You can't just be... what?
But just letting yourself go in prison, that's it.
Why do you care?
I've seen you.
Tell me, why do you even care?
Because you're my friend.
I'm your friend.
Yes.
I thought I was just a dumb shikko, a freak.
Oh, you were.
All those years ago, I definitely viewed you as just a dumb sicko as a freak.
Can I confess something to you?
I don't like clowns.
I never have.
Not even saying this about you.
Just in general.
Never liked clowns.
The idea of them.
Certain clowns, French clowns, clown fish.
Never liked them.
Okay.
And yeah, I think this is the part where I'm supposed to now like tie that in with like,
oh, but you're okay.
Oh, but you're okay.
Why?
That's a good question.
You've actually helped me a lot over the years.
you are a source of, well, if nothing else, at least amusement and excitement in the city.
I like you. I don't want to see you dead and I don't want to see you in prison.
Well, unfortunately, Mickey, both of those are the only solution.
necessarily. I think that there's a possible way, a thin path, a very thin and narrow path
that if tread properly, could see you free and not dead. Yeah, like what? Well, that's
the tricky part of it. Well, I see the path. I have no idea how to navigate it. And you
probably don't either. But the good news is, and this is the news I'm here to deliver
real. We at least have some time.
The hair.
Exactly. Your buddy.
Well, buddy is a stretch of the word.
Yeah, just because he's fast doesn't mean he's necessarily
quick. Why do you say that I was supposed to be dead?
Tell me that on the phone with this guy
Who the yuck is this guy man
He's someone very powerful someone who I
I'm also indebted to how did you get it to him? How'd you get into them?
Remember when Breckers was hanging on by nothing but a few short brain circuits and he was freezing
in a lab at the Humane Labs?
And I had to bring him back to life and pay extreme amounts of money for Project Lazarus
to save Breckers?
Well, that came at a cost, a cost of a lot of money.
But I was willing to pay any such cost to save Breckers.
You know that.
You might think me a selfish man, Mr. Box, but you know I have a soft spot
for certain people, crackers being one of them.
Then how were you able to afford the weaponry you supplied when those mimes came to town?
You think that was my money being spent?
I assumed.
Is it not?
No.
Really, anything you see of me,
even this nice Italian suit, which is,
I will have you know, custom tailored
to shape my very chiseled body,
the rings on my fingers, anything I own,
any helicopter you see me flying,
any sort of presentation or presumption of wealth
that you might have of me, completely fake.
I live on borrowed money and borrowed time, Mr. Box.
So did you borrow that money?
All of it.
From him?
Yes.
Now why would you do that?
Why'd you do that for me?
Well, when you're $10 million in debt, what's another $1 million or two
2 million on top of that.
I keep a running tab.
That's not a good answer, Mickey.
So you're saying if anybody would have called you and asked
for that, you would have did it?
Probably not.
Maybe.
Like I said, depends who calls me.
There's people I care about.
Some people I don't care about.
OK.
That's why you're saying you care about me, Mickey.
In a sick and strange way, yes.
Why?
Well, because you've also cared for people that I care about.
Weirdly enough, we have a lot of the same friends, people
that I deeply admire.
You've looked out for Ms. Mond.
She was a top student at my criminal academy.
You've also looked out for Tessa, who, believe it or not,
even before she was a clown, taught me how to drive,
even though I'm terrible at it.
I think you do a good job of taking care of your people,
so I respect that.
And why are you here now, then, Mickey?
I just told you to let you know
that you have some more time.
don't think I'm doing time. I think I can't see that.
Well, all I can do is sit and wait.
Well, be thankful for that. Be blessed for that.
Why? Mr. Box, because any time that you're.
Because you're not dead and any time that you can sit and think and wait,
maybe meet with people, I'm already talked to people.
I'm already dead.
What am I going to go get out of there?
What do I have out there, huh?
You don't really need that.
You can't just say, what do I have out there, Mr. Box?
You have an army of psychopathic, loyal clowns to you.
You have friends that are willing to drop anything to come and help you.
Yeah, I mean I couldn't say the same with you you had friends you had a lot of things going on in your life
But still you went to lengths for breakfast, right?
Right
Because you just couldn't go on without them, huh
Exactly sound relatable
Yeah
So you did what you had to do?
I did.
And there's only one thing I can do.
And what do you think that is?
Like your buddy, old pal, do his thing. Or someone else.
A lot of people out there that don't like me.
That's not the attitude to have.
I'll see you in one week.
Excuse me?
And hopefully, hopefully, you've changed your mind by then.
Hopefully you find a little bit of that spark, the same spark that led you to, well, try
to stage a, help stage Rama Squammy's assassination, that was brilliant by the way.
I've seen all of the sparks that you're capable of.
I hope you find that spark again and ignite a little bit of fire in yourself, Mr. Box, a little bit of a desire to live and go on.
You're going to need it.
Why am I going to need it, man? Why? Is there something you're not telling me here? Something I should know?
This time? No. No mysteries, nothing that I'm withholding from you.
All I know is we have time, and I'm a schemer and a planner, so we have time to scheme
and plan.
Plan what?
Plan what, Mickey?
You're the guy that's standing here in front of me right now, then I came face to face
with this guy and got my mask back.
Why were you to give it back to me?
Why is this related?
We have time now.
And don't despair, Mr. Box.
There's still hope.
Oh my God, maybe you should go and like work out at the prison gym and he get really swollen jacked.
That could help.
Sorry, that's what I would do, if I were you.
But I also wouldn't wear a clown mask,
because let me ask you something before you go.
Go ahead.
If I die,
does it stop?
I don't follow does it stop for you for everyone else are other people in danger
because of me mr. Box other people are always in danger because of you not
because of you fucking guy it's not going to stop whether you live or die
where does it stop then
mr. box it's not about where it stops it's about where it starts and right now
how you need to start figuring out how you're going to survive, figuring out what you want
to do.
All right.
I get it.
I know what I want to do then.
Thanks for the pep talk.
Yeah, sorry, present probably wasn't that helpful and you know,
you know me, I have to be always vague about these things.
But like I said, there's time. I'll see you in a week.
So there's no smoking in here, by the way?
I just wanted to let you know that.
What do you mean there's no smoking in here?
Yeah, there's no smoking in here.
What sounds so good?
You were smoking a cigarette.
Huh?
Yeah, yeah I was.
Villager, you really work with this guy?
This guy's a fucking idiot.
hey no I'm not I'm the flask of tomorrow anyway it's gonna be let out of
course
the
I
Mickey is such a asshole
Jettabox twinkle just called me he would like to visit is that okay? Yeah, sure. I'm just gonna bring food
I'll come right now working in the commissary sick of it
Uh, you want to stand up? I can give you food.
There you go, buddy.
Thank you, Flaro.
You're welcome.
Are you okay?
I don't know. I don't know.
You want a hug?
No.
Well, if you want a hug, I'm a really good hugger.
That's great, Flirrell. Maybe give Twinkle a big ol' hug.
I can do that.
Okay, that's great. You should do that.
Okay, okay.
Thanks, man. Thanks.
You're welcome. I love you, Tata Box.
That's a strong word.
You're my friend I love you. Thanks fly room
I'm fond of you as well sir. Oh, thank you
That's it versus Ray. Oh God, please no. Please no. That's a that's a that's an L as an L would be an L L of the L's.
The biggest L of all L's, please know.
We're not getting on to this or something?
I don't know, maybe Q wasn't too kind to him.
If you're a villager, you can get your villager.
time is on our side yes it is time is on our side yes it is
You go running back you go running back you come running back
Be free.
We're waiting for twinkles chat.
What the fuck?
Welcome.
What was there any rules today so we can just sit there and let me talk about it.
You all can sit down, no passing anything.
Um, and you're good. Yeah. Yep. Thank you.
You feel unsafe? Just let us know. Yeah, we'll do. Thank you.
Hello, Mr Chatterbox. Hello, Mr Chatterbox. Hello.
I'm Frank Skinner. I know you are. Hello.
I know.
Yeah, I wonder if we could then have a chat with you about what happened.
Thank you.
One of them, why don't we take a seat?
Absolutely.
How are you coping in prison?
How I got in prison?
How are you coping?
What's it been like in here?
Terrible.
Awful.
What were you charged with, Chesa Bokes?
Nothing as of yet.
They say they're probably going to charge me with terrorism.
Oh, are you just unhold away from trial then?
I'm unhold waiting for a plea deal.
Okay.
That's right, for terrorism, but 95% chance that's what it is.
Did you do it?
Technically.
Vivek Ramoskwami convinced me this whole time he's already standing there.
And I'm sure you've heard other people obviously say that I'm sure I'm not the only one that believed him
He told me no yep
That if I didn't help him stage his assassination
When he gets reelected he will do everything in his power to foreclose our newly built home
Wait so it is
He was all staged.
That's right.
I was to shoot him in the ear.
And then to point my gun up and keep shooting until the gun stopped working.
And if I didn't do it, they were going to foreclose the home.
My house in Grape Seed and all the clowns would be out of the house.
And unfortunately, I'm not a great shot and I panicked.
So when I shot near his ear, I closed my eyes and I just kept shooting.
And other people got hurt.
Yeah, we did circle back around the area and we noticed Virek was still standing.
Yeah, if I would have put him down, that would have been worse.
He only wanted me to get him in the ear.
Did he explain why he wanted that to happen?
For clout, for media.
He said the news would see it and he'd be popping all over the news as he stayed there
and he would say he was going to get up and yell fight, fight, fight.
So people thought he would just do anything for them or something like that.
He said as soon as he does the kiss of death to take the shot
Okay, I'm a little bit
Upon a positive. I'm a little bit blind why about this okay?
Yeah, he tricked me. He tricked me
What is it?
Has he attempted to make any contact with you?
No, no.
Why would he?
He got what he wanted.
The police have evidence of him calling me and sending me to locations right before the event started.
Lilith, his sidekick, she texted me during the event that she was there and was there
to serve me and help, and then she deleted all the text messages after.
When did all of this happen in terms of him arranging it with you?
The day before the debate, and then the day of he brought me to some mansion.
He said it was his and they surrounded me and they made us rehearse it and rehearse it and rehearse it
Today and then they gave me an empty gun and said you'll get I'll get the bullets at the event and to meet them by the yellow car
Up in the hill
She thought I've got a picture of the other car actually that's right. That's where they got me to meet them
guy gave me the ammo and they told me to go down into the crowd and if I didn't I was
going to get shot as well so I just I listened and did you did you experience something similar
to us where there was there was no searches or anything like that when you entered it
you just walked straight in. Yeah.
Then if you've got any more questions, Nora.
Oh, just thank you for being so open about this with us.
That's okay. I want justice. I think David needs to go to prison.
Totally, yeah.
This is going to be a really big political scandal, 100%.
Yeah, and I'm in prison for it sucks
Okay, well, um, okay, so a conversation with Vivek is gonna be very interesting then it's definitely gonna be something
Okay, thank you. Is there anything else you wanted to add well when I get out of prison
I can show you the evidence on my phone
But I'm going to be in here for a long time, so I don't know, but you'll have to talk to
the commissioner and see if he'll let you use it in your story.
That's so good.
You're welcome.
All right.
Okay, we'll let you crack on with your visitation.
Before I go, would you be okay with us taking a picture of you for the story, or
would you rather we didn't?
I guess so. Is that going to make me popular?
Possibly. Our socials have been doing quite well to be honest.
Okay, I'll take a picture.
Alright.
Wait! Two little photobomb!
Yeah, it does. Yeah, that looks really good.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, we gotta do this.
Oh shit, okay.
Oh, I know it. I got a better one.
What?
You got to see anything in his hand?
No, I mean if...
Oh, there it is.
I'm gonna angle yourself a bit more towards me, Fyron, so I can see it.
There we go, look at that. Perfect.
Perfect.
That's incredible.
Oh!
You're making a right mess of this, Fyron.
If you don't mind me coming, come on.
I'm gonna go on the other side.
Yeah, that's the one. That's the one.
That's a nice composition, yep.
You know what else you can put on there?
If you want to put two pictures, I got a good one.
You should take a picture of me doing his signal.
The kiss of death.
Oh.
The kiss of death.
I remember him doing that actually that was the signal that was the signal actually I footage
the whole thing I remember him doing that Nora wait that's huge yeah that's big because
I said in a text message to Lilith before he did it that the kiss of death was the
signal. And then he did it.
It's all lining up here, no? Yeah. Yeah, it is.
Okay, I'll go in here.
Yeah, we'll have a little review with the footage, mate,
because I had a quick look yesterday on a double check the
timing, but Chatterbox didn't know that before he said the
kids are deaf to us. And that gives that some validity. So
Okay.
Well guys, you have to remember, these are the words of a terrorist.
You can't believe everything you hear.
What?
Have you ever heard of books?
They say all kinds of stuff, huh?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Piece of junk.
What?
Hey, well listen.
Well, this is Scotty, but we'll always get both sides of the story.
So, we will, we will.
Yeah, and you can weigh those, you can weigh those evenly or even weigh those against
Shatterbox.
I think it depends on kind of what narrative you're trying to spin.
None.
Oh, just trying to show you that's that's why we're both sites.
Oh, yeah, of course, I'll give you guys a call later on.
We can kind of workshop it, maybe do a storyboard.
Okay, fantastic.
Are you going to do that from your social accounts or Suzanne's?
Who's Suzanne?
No problem.
I must be mistaken.
Well, let's go over it.
All right, let's go.
Thank you so much, guys.
See you guys. Bye. Oh her name's Roxanne, by the way. Oh Roxanne. Yeah, yeah
Hey guys, how's it going?
Just wanted to do a quick welfare check on your chatterbox. Hey, yeah. How you handling your sentence, huh? You doing okay? I
Want burger shot well, I'll tell you what I'll give you the next best thing
What is that?
Huh enjoy a sack of rice a
Lot of people would freak out if I gave them that I mean that's it's kind of a big deal
Okay, that's kind of rude don't you think I gave you a gift
Stopper combo with fries and a soda
Okay, and I want a size 10 with nothing to do, but you don't see me complaining about it
I'm not gonna get you a burger meal. You're a terrorist chatterbox
I'm not I need to remember it. Excuse me. You forgetting you didn't shit until proven guilty
Yes, of course, I'm forgetting that I'm a warden of a prison. It's guilty as long as I want it to be you
This is but if you don't get me a
A fresh meal from burger shot today. I am going to cause a riot
Hey fly Ron
Yeah, when you get some time later on could you get him a meal from burger shot?
I'm not allowed in there because of the dog meat thing
Okay, all right fine
Thank you. Thank you. Don't start a riot, okay? All right. I won't. I won't. As long as I get my food, yeah, I won't.
Okay, I gotta go do some paperwork. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I gotta let the dice speak for this.
What?
Where'd you get this? Oh, Scotty, yeah. What do you mean? You're the warden here. You don't know where to get dice.
I'm not getting dice. No, I know where you get them, but where did you get them, Fly Road?
How did you get them? Huh? Where did you get them? I asked for them.
How did you get Whittle Dice?
I asked a little little me dies
Fine oh, you know what Scottie there's actually a problem here
I'm actually very sick, and I got two diseases, and it's slowly killing me
And you can't hold me here and deny me medical treatment. So I think you guys are gonna have to cover the
treatments
Okay, buddy look you can suck my butt if you that's a
News back here, I'm gonna call the media
It's fine
My treatments, and I'm gonna have this can be all over the news
I got two disease I need treated and you guys need to get the pay for it because I can't come in prison
We're not we're not paying for your money is in the Department of Corrections budget right now
43 dollars treatment. I don't know what third work. What do you mean? That's not a problem. Well my problem
He's not my problem it's your problem that's the problem for thee not for me
Scotty Scotty come out can I sidebar sidebar yeah I gotta get this guy fired
twinkles yeah he's doing a good job he wanted to take over again
How you doing man?
Doing, actually after the conversation took us out early and you almost lost a fun house
fan.
What do you mean?
You know that's great.
Oh no, what happened?
Take a socket though.
It's all good.
It's all good.
It's for good now.
Oh!
You might have just been able to get us a budget so thank you.
Really?
Hey, she's going!
I got two good news and one bad news. What do you want to hear first? Okay, the one bad first
Okay, the bad news is there's only one good news and then that good news is I have been in touch with Nest and
There is a chance that maybe our budget does get expanded and it will allow us to pay for doctors in order to treat people
Like you that are just I mean
But who's gonna cover you guys you guys will cover the treatment, right? I
Feel like this pretty existing condition right fly around
Chatterbox look at the people you're surrounded by you got the cover of a warheads rapper
And you think that we're gonna be paying for your medical treatment
Yeah, actually because I can't pay for it because I can't make money in here right so I can't make money here to pay for my
We have the true we should treat it because he isn't in here and it is contagious
That's right Scotty. That's right. So time to cough up some cash, man out of your pocket
Okay, well, I just got I gotta get in touch with the next day. Oh my god
Contagious I might be contagious you never know oh my god, of course you are
A foot like that you got to be spreading all kinds of things. All right, I'll be back in a few. Where are you going?
Wouldn't you like to know whether boy?
Okay
I
Yeah, if this works it'll be so funny
I hope that's who's all I tell you, me too.
Me too.
Oh god, we gotta get in touch with the fucking commissioner!
What academy is today?
So I don't know if the commissioner's gonna be at academy, bro.
That's another problem.
You know, it's crazy though, Chad, no, no, it's not crazy, but it's good.
The good thing about this is no matter how long we spend in here before we get our plea
agreement, it counts as time served.
So like if they come back here and say chat about you're getting four years, well that
means we only have two years left, which is two days.
Because we spent, well no, we've only been here for, not even a half, but you know what
I mean.
Hello?
Okay, so when Timbless is there, so Timbless got the apartment to, you know, find the
proper pants for this outfit, and Timbless can't find it, um, when Timbless and
And Tinker said in the apartment, this guy was like, come here, come here clown guy.
So we talked, he said that he wanted the truth about, you know, why you shot up the,
that also, he's not supposed to be telling you this, keep it a secret, okay?
He wanted to know why you shot up the debate.
Tinker told him that, you know, he said he wanted the truth or that he would make
our life hell, make the clouds life hell or he would take the keys back to the
front house.
So, Tuko's told him the truth.
The vex said it up, and he wanted to know why you shot Carmella and Barrick.
And you shot Barrick?! Me?!
Tuko didn't know that!
Yeah, I'm...
Yeah, I put like four bullets into the guy.
Four bullets? God, Lee!
Anyways, Tuko's told him that, but Carmella you probably shot him because you know, why she told him...
Ah, she was in the way! She was in the way!
Okay, so, well, Tuko said that your commander had been having beef for the beginning of
time, like your bad name and Joker, and then with a barrack Tuko said, you know, you're
jealous of him, and then he said, okay, well, yeah, and Tuko didn't say more, but
then he said, thank you for telling the truth, you guys can keep the house, no,
no, keep a retake.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, so we're safe for now! Safe for now.
But yeah, um, yeah, yeah, that happened like less than an hour ago.
Or about an hour ago, actually.
Barrick's buddy, Judge Bailey, came in here and threatened me.
It was Bailey.
It's a different judge.
Oh, well I did train you. Could you shout, Barrick?
Yep.
He knows why.
Hold on.
Don't say nothing, though.
He knows why.
So I didn't admit that I did it on purpose, even though I know deep down he knows.
But he came here and he basically threatened me saying, if I do anything to Barrick, he's
going to make a tough choice.
Basically saying he'll put Tessa in rain for me, make me choose.
He'll go through the court.
Oh, what do you mean, make me choose him?
What?
No.
So he's threatening you to go bad and make it between Tessa and gonna soon die?
Yeah, yeah, he'll put other people up to it probably.
What?
And it makes me think, Barak is probably absolutely in on that.
My gosh.
Everybody think what he's gonna die about me.
there's nothing you can do sure you throw him out the balcony what's I gonna
do he'll hopefully he dies we have to hope yeah I have a plan you want to
share the plan or you want to keep it a secret
Trust me twinkles?
Well, if that if he didn't trust you do you think he'd be by your side still right so I
Just need you to trust me what happens
Okay
I oh my gosh Kirk just saying that he just got hired to be there's no
Yeah
No way!
Academy's today!
You know how, a few years ago,
Kirk was actually talking about joining the PDA.
Yeah, he finally did it!
And when he said it's worst, in his worst shape possible,
he doesn't know.
Happy said it's gross and they joined it
and Kirk was excited and taking lives.
Oh, guys!
Why are you all doing up? See how you're here by yourself?
This doesn't leave this room. Okay.
came to see me. She wouldn't sit with me though. I had to be on the other side of the bars.
She came right up to them. She said she can't do crime anymore. I ruined everything, her
whole plan. She misses her old life, but she just can't go back to it. We're in danger.
And the best place for me is here. This is the only place that she'll come and talk
to me after all. And then she said, I can't go back to my own life. Can't do this, can't
do that. She said that she can't murder me. How can she murder the love of her life? And
And then said goodbye and left.
You and Flyrone screwed us.
You screwed the whole prison.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
This whole thing is just going to go up in flames now.
Thanks a lot.
What do you mean?
What?
Where's the lab?
You and Flyrone got this little budget idea in your head
and then got me all drummed up and excited about reaching out to nest about
getting our funding
and so i called nest and fly ron says make a good first impression and so i did
british and they hated it and hung up on
but that's your fault for doing it
no no he he said impression this is what i'm literally blaming you
i'm blaming you for this
He did British. He did British. How is this oh my god?
Okay, she basically
She basically left me I guess not cuz she wanted to but she just she says she has to
I'm her bad guy, the guy, is her dad.
She admitted it to her dad, but also her boss, and it's something to do with all my
my debt from back then.
That?
Yeah.
That's one of the ones since we failed the mission?
I don't know.
Maybe my debt in general?
I don't know.
Well, you were like over a hundred million in debt, but then, all of that got, you
know, taken care of.
Yeah, but then when we met, I went back into debt.
Yeah, and then we cleared it, and we went back into debt again, but.
She didn't really tell me much, there's just something to do with that.
It has to be since we built the Mickey stuff.
I don't know, and these things have to be this way now.
She said it was to pay off my debt and then some.
Quiet?
Yeah, and then she's like why is she confirming about shooting Barrick?
She goes, why'd you shoot Barrick?
So I told her, she knows more than well why I shot Barrick.
And then she said, oh, we're just friends.
And I said, well, what are we?
I said, we were just friends at one point.
And then she's always, oh, we're just in danger.
So I was, pfft.
But then she dropped the, how could I kill the love
of my life thing on me and left?
I'm confused, man.
So I asked her how this ends, and she was like, if I'm dead, does it end?
She goes, it never ends.
Do I just have to live like this?
I can't.
We're just going to have to take our time with this and see what we can do.
But I can't live like this.
Yes, Scotty?
That was my boss, it's getting worse.
What, what are these getting worse?
It's getting worse after the thing that you guys made me do.
I'm blaming you.
Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, I have a solution.
I have a solution.
Okay?
You clearly fumbled the bag.
I have dealt with Ness directly already
and got my house all finalized.
I was supposed to pay millions of dollars for the property
that the house sits on top
and I only had to pay $20,000
because I know how to work my magic with them.
Give Ness a call and put it on speakerphone.
I got you.
I got you, man.
I got you.
You can hang up anytime.
You don't like it.
You can hang up anytime.
No, hold on. Wait, no, no. I almost said that that sounds like a good idea.
It IS an idea!
But then I remembered that you...
Didn't you shoot a bunch of people on a stage?
That's right!
I'm assuming Ness knows about that. That's probably not...
They do know about it, and guess what, Twinkles? Guess what?
Twinkles just told me they're happy with us.
Right, Twinkles?
Yup.
Because we told the truth.
We snitched on Rama Squammy.
Villager?
Translate this into good or bad idea.
That's a yes.
No, no, he doesn't know.
Whoa, look at him.
Look, he did something else too.
Yeah, yeah.
You looked away for a long time.
What did I look away?
You look back at Villager.
Villager, do that again.
No, no, Villager.
Look at.
He said it was a good idea. He said it was a good idea.
All he said was, huh?
I'll look at Villager, and if he makes any sort of motion that gives me affirmative, then I'll do it.
Yeah, see, he didn't do anything.
What he did to you? He's got you!
He's got you!
Yeah, see, he's not doing anything.
No, no, Scotty, look!
Oh my god Scott Scott listen listen listen do you want the prison to go places or not you want to get a car
You want to get your own?
Do not want to sign on it with your face on the hood, you know
With with proper funding by Ness that statue up in that hallway of that weird guy
It could be you we can get that to be you the first warden in history
And you'll have the funding to make this happen all by Ness
You're telling me that they'll replace the lorem ipsum's bust with me. That's right. Yep
You let me work my magic on speakerphone. I got you I
Am pretty narcissistic
Filleture is this gonna cost me the prison if this goes poorly
You're bringing a lie.
You're calling the wrong person is absolutely against the rules.
It's not. It's been trouble for that before.
Before? But you're not the one talking to him.
It's going to be me this time so that he can't come back to you.
Okay, well hold on.
Chatterbox, you seem like somebody who's probably good at text messaging.
He sent five text messages in a row
and he didn't say anything back.
I feel like if I call him now it's gonna seem like.
Oh no, text messages is lame, okay?
Businessmen don't do text messages, okay?
Big, wealthy, rich people only do phone calls
so they can insert their dominance with their voice.
Ah, ah, ah.
Yeah, see?
Okay, all right.
Perfect, perfect.
Wait, how about this? What if instead of calling Nest, we call Bailey, who's my boss, and if he gives the green light, then we'll call-
No! No. Uh-oh. No. No, not Bailey.
Wait, actually, hold on. No, no, no. Skip. This is more important.
Hey, Carmella! Yep! Are you ready for your visit?
Oh, yuck.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Alright, I'll see you soon.
Electric, you gotta be on your A-game. Your man Carmella might try to kill me. You gotta protect me.
Hey, you got your stun gun?
Remember, it's the one with the red hair.
Red hair!
I'm not gonna lie to you, chat.
Having them here, thank God.
You're going to get Carmella's coming for visitation.
Oh, God.
This is going to be something, Twills.
Yeah, I'm gonna entertain it, but you know things might get out of control right cuz come out as a PCX we'll see
Oh
Yeah, that that I yeah, there's yeah
Unless we do right now the better because I don't think there's I don't know what the good play is yet
Alright, no matter what we do, something bad might happen.
Yeah, because she's a danger too.
Yeah, that's what it looks like.
Ah, well, what's her good things is...
Um, it looks like we're her.
At least when we guys talk that when the time is right she says she wants to talk or whatever.
Maybe we'll learn more information?
I don't know. She came in here and tried to give me...
She got mad at me.
Yeah, well probably mad because you shopped.
Nah! Was she mad you shopped, Eric?
Yeah, she's like, why'd you shoot Eric? What a stupid question that was.
Like, she wouldn't know that I was gonna...
No matter what, if I ever saw something like that, like I wouldn't do that?
Exactly, exactly, because it didn't happen in the past!
Guess what just happened? Which sucks. Which sucks.
But, you know, you have us here, so don't feel like you'd go into this alone.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What? What are you doing? Um...
Why did you set up a whole car, a whole plan to get away, but dad, dad, dad, you decide.
Because there was too many cars everywhere.
Yeah, but you still had a chance.
I got a visitor for you here, Carmella.
Hey!
I'm gonna give you guys a little bit of privacy if you need me out I'm gonna be just over here on the other side
not listening
come out what's going on have a seat have a seat though glad your recovery went well it's just it was a
what a what an accident huh like I had to see the size well
Take a seat, take a seat.
Yeah, have a seat, you know.
Dan's.
I don't know, I don't really, I don't really
feel like I could talk to you when you're standing up,
because my neck, I gotta look up.
And it's just uncomfortable, that's.
Yeah, his age is great too.
He has a comfortable chatterbox.
Um, what?
And he shot nine fucking times.
OK, well, um.
It's pretty uncomfortable.
Well, I'll tell you something,
there was not nine bullets in my gun.
OK, and I'm pretty sure I only hit you at least,
at them at the most two time.
No, Chatterbox, it was multiple.
My my magazine,
the full fucking time.
My magazine had six.
Nine.
Okay, then maybe I got all fucking five of them.
That does not make sense.
I shot one towards Rama Squammy's ear
and then I just started letting it rip.
And then I was told that a judge got hit.
Letting it rip.
Yeah, because Rama Squammy told me
you aimed right fucking at me.
That's not... That's not necessarily true.
I was supposed to...
What do you mean that's not necessarily fucking true?
Well, look, look, if I wanted to...
I am trying to stay out of your fucking rap all of that bullshit
whatever you have going on, Tatterbox, you fucking shot me!
Listen, listen, come on, I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down.
Okay? I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down.
I'm gonna explain myself.
Just calm down, alright?
Calm down?
Just take it down or not.
There's no reason for this, okay?
Don't fucking talk to me like that, Tatterbox.
Well, I'm just saying, like you're up here crossing your arms, giving me all this sass,
trying to explain it. You start this world with nine bullets.
You shot me.
Okay, well, do you want me to explain myself or not?
Blame yourself, but don't tell me to calm down.
Okay, well, like, you know, like, the tense situation, I get it, you know, I'm just
trying to make the fuse a situation. So I thought telling you to calm down
with the fuse a situation a little bit. Is that how that works?
People tell me to calm down all the time.
And how does that work for you chatterbox you really calm down it works sometimes it's like calm down take a deep breath
I take a deep breath of my quaint a little bit better. I forgot that take a deep breath Carmella that helps
Start explaining
So basically what happened what happened was I um
Rama squammy and little it came up, you know like hey, um, I talked to you and I'm like, okay
So they brought me into a room and there was a bunch of people in there
And I'm like, uh, what's this? And Rama Swamy went, hey, how did you just rebuild your house? And I'm like
Yeah
He goes well, I'm getting reelected from here. I'm running and if I get reelected. I'm gonna foreclose that house
Unless you help me make sure I get reelected because if I do it on my own
You're in trouble. I'm like, oh
What do you mean? That's kind of yucked up and then some guy he looked like the crimson chin
He walked up and he goes, oh my god weapons and stuff and they said
They said tomorrow two hours before the vinewood bull like the debate
He's gonna cover the we're gonna. We're gonna talk so then did we talk he pinged me a location some big mansion
Near the Vinyl Bowl was a big mansion.
He said it was his.
So I go there.
It was him, Carla, Persuala, some bald lady with big earrings, Ramosquami, Lilith.
They're all in on it.
And they're like, they made me rehearse it.
They made me rehearse it.
So the goal was, I was just sitting in the crowd, they gave me a gun, they sat me
down and they said, what you do is the kiss of death.
That's the signal.
Rama Squammy will do the kiss of death, I shoot him in the ear.
But then they told me, if I kill him, then I'm a dead man.
So to make sure I only shoot him in the ear.
But I'm not good with guns, so I was panicking.
So then he told me, after that you take the shot,
take a one second pause, and then let it rip, let it rip in the air.
Because all these people like Persuela, Carla, they're all supposed to jump on them
to make it look like I was trying to finish the job, but they were protecting him.
So what I was supposed to do was I was supposed to just aim up in the air and keep shooting after.
But I was panicking, so after I shot him I just closed my eyes and I just kept shooting.
I just kept shooting, I just, I just, I closed my eyes and kept shooting!
I don't believe you chatterbox, you wanted to fucking hurt me.
If I, no no no, if I wanted to hurt you, I would've ran right up to you and made sure you got domed in the head.
Okay? I wouldn't have been afraid to do that, okay?
But I had to shoot at Roma Squammy and then keep shooting and then just all yuck broke loose and then people got hurt was just huge an accident
So let me get this straight
This was a planned
Assassination attempt. Yes. Yeah, but like a fake assassination attempt like Roma Squammy was supposed to get a bullet in the ear
He really wanted to get shot in the ear
Oh fuck
So they forced me to do it! They forced my hand!
I didn't want to lose the house!
I was willing to take the fall.
What am I supposed to do?
I snitched on all of this!
But the commissioner was like,
you still did it then!
And I'm like, okay, well, you know,
now I gotta do it.
I gotta deal with it.
Okay?
Look, I'm gonna plead guilty.
Look, I shot you. It was an accident.
I'll take a plea deal.
But I will testify against Ramaswami.
Why did you accept to do it in the first place?
Because he told me that he knows about the funhouse getting rebuilt and then the mayor has all the power.
So if I didn't help him, he was going to make sure he foreclosed it.
Put us all back on the street.
What?
Yeah!
So I was either help them and keep my house or don't help them and I lose it.
And Carla didn't shoot me on purpose.
No, I wasn't on purpose.
I did not shoot you on purpose.
I did not.
Look, there were so many.
I swear on the Fun House chatterbox.
I swear on the Fun House.
I did not shoot you on purpose.
I would have no problem admitting that, okay?
I would have no problem admitting that I shot you on purpose.
I would laugh it in your face, but that day, I was not aiming to hurt you.
Twinkle's asked my witness, I was not aiming to hurt you that day, okay?
Carla made it clear.
If you hurt the Ramos Squami, I'm gonna hurt you.
Because she's like, love it, love it, this guy or something now. I don't know.
I'm not gonna lie Chatterbox I'm really fucking shocked me too
I thought that you were just doing it to make up for all of my tormenting over the years no no no no no no
What was cinema opportunity and no that's cowardly that for you and me for that no no no I would wait till you get mayor
And then I would have like this big cinema execution
I would have been good
But nothing that I'm gonna do that. I'm just saying that's what I would have done
I would have just shot you at a debate
I would rather you win so it would be way more cooler for me to get rid of you while you're super important. You know what I mean?
So then how long are you in here for if you have no idea
I don't have I don't have any I don't have no idea
I'm on a hold right now and then they said though all the if I take a plea deal though
No, no, no reason with me, because I did comply.
They raided me, they checked my phone,
I gave them all the evidence of it,
so they know, they know something's up there.
But, you know, I don't know what's gonna happen.
Damn.
Huh.
Could be five years, could be 10, could be 30.
I don't know.
I thought this was gonna go really different.
Maybe you have changed.
What?
Maybe I have too.
Yeah, I have changed.
Well, thanks for telling me the truth, I guess.
You're welcome.
And I hope you get out of here soon.
Really?
Yeah, I mean it sounds like it was a pretty fucking, you know, you didn't have a choice.
They were gonna take your home away.
Yep.
And then that Priscilla lady, you know the bald lady, I don't know if it's Priscilla.
Trusilla.
She was there.
And she has like boss, she's boss, she looks like a vampire.
She was here today because I know she was trying to talk to me to hear like to hear
what I was saying about it because they're all trying to plan a story.
Lilith deleted her text messages with me.
The commissioner was asking about it.
She deleted her text.
Who, if you're not guilty,
why are you deleting text messages?
Minutes before I did the job.
I mean, that probably looks even more suspicious.
I'm assuming you're gonna get subpoenaed no matter what.
Oh yeah, they didn't even have to do the paperwork.
I gave them permission.
I'm like, here, I'll sign a contract.
I signed a, that gave them everything.
They invaded my privacy like you wouldn't believe.
I'm super embarrassed, they fell themselves.
Oh my god.
Not like that, but like just personal stuff, you know?
You're helping me cushion pictures?
What?
No!
No!
Not like that!
Oh, OK.
I just, I didn't know what kind of freaky shit clown
skin you have.
You taking those kind of pictures?
Not me!
You're a freak!
Prankles, you call me?
Shut up, Prankles!
I don't do that stuff.
Anyway, Carmella, it wasn't personal.
get out of here soon we'll see okay we'll see all right well I guess I'll
leave you be that's all that I wanted you enjoy the chop the bars and a
horrible coffee and whatever else they're serving you in here get a cash on
you okay
dollars take it tough times in here right they don't got a budget
Let's put it on the table.
Oh, thank you.
That's perfect.
I forgot your days.
I'll see you on the next car, man.
I'll see you.
Thanks for telling me the truth, chatterbox.
No problem.
That's all I ever wanted.
Hey, I'm ready to go.
Michael.
Finals
You know I just did that right?
You lied. I shot her and she paid me for it
Well, it's not a little piece of shit. No, she just she didn't know what she was paying for but I shot her
She came in here and then she gave me money and left
I didn't lie at the same time, because I wasn't targeting her, right?
It was planned.
This whole thing was planned.
I just wasn't forced.
You could have told her not to go back just to stay here to shoot her too.
Well that would have been a lie too though.
Yeah.
Now we're putting him in watchable.
So it was a planned thing.
They wanted me to do it, right?
I didn't mean to shoot her right, you know, but yeah, it's just, you know, yeah, yeah.
So it took us two seconds, okay.
So I actually did not want to shoot Carmella.
I will, you all know who Chatterbox was shooting at.
Carmela saved him and it was perfect, Carmela being where she was pretty much saved Barak.
of
I don't know that fucking song.
Oh man, great RP came from shooting Barrick to lots of cool combos. See, that's what I like. I like to hear that. That's good
Lot of people talking a lot of things happening. That's what you want. This is the attention you need. All right
You think they will still get mayor, I hope he does I
Hope despite what happened and despite China box snitching. He still makes mayor
He still wins and he can pardon himself and
Lilith
Oh, man.
Will Chadbox vote for him?
Yup.
Yup.
Yup!
Okay, I'm...
Hello!
Hello!
Did he, like, say he wasn't giving you anything?
No.
Haha!
Ah!
Did he say he wasn't giving you anything?
No.
Haha.
Ah.
So you just...
Yeah, I thought it'd be funny.
What?
It was...
Yeah.
Yeah. Back to what Twinklers was trying to talk to you about.
What?
You stayed there and shot in that location because you found out Beric was there, right?
Okay, repeat that.
So you stayed where you were and you didn't bother trying to run away because there were too many cops in because you found out Beric was there.
I was gonna run I was gonna take the one shot and I was gonna run saw Berek my whole plan changed
And is that because you know you find out that they've been hanging out together or yeah
I found out that he yeah, okay, you know I know something twinkles. He was there
He was there when cups was going through her thing like not remembering and in and out
He saw it. He knows our relationship. He saw her going through something. And now he's doing this. Disgusting.
Okay, wow.
Now, to turn to the second point, are you trying to die?
Stupid.
Am I trying to die?
Yeah, because I was dumb.
No, I'm not trying to die.
Okay, good, good, good.
Okay.
That's out to those white teens.
Other than that...
Older viewers believe that he remembers that?
Why wouldn't he believe otherwise? Right?
That's another thing.
He needs some of us to get arrested and spend time in here?
I'm in here.
Oh no.
No, it's okay.
Is it?
Yeah, it's fine.
What are you going to do in here, twinkles?
It's nothing to do in here.
Exactly.
So you wouldn't do it yourself.
And you see when you go with that, see, yeah, it's fine with the high pitch voice.
That's how Tickle Nose is not fine.
It's nothing to do in here.
Exactly. So you wouldn't be where you're at.
And you see, when you go over there,
yeah, it's fine with the high pitch voice.
That's how Twinkel knows it's not fine.
Okay, Twinkels, nothing in Lightframe now is fine.
Okay? But...
Okay, alright. Twinkels, we'll get arrested.
No! No! Because what's the point?
Twinkels, all there is to do is shit like this.
You don't need to be arrested to be in here
Wow
At case, we gotta bring you like, um...
Pizza parties?
Like pizza parties?
Yeah!
I don't know man, Scotty's really...
Scotty's really...
He's really...
By the book, you know, you're gonna have to ask him and you know, the whole thing
Can you get me a phone?
I roll, can we do a pizza party?
Can you get me a phone?
What was that?
Can you do a pizza party?
When?
Later today?
Yes, you're like, now.
You'll go get it.
I'll bring you a phone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can do a pizza party.
Okay, I can take us go get him.
You quick, and he'll be back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck it, boy.
I hate how you do it.
I hate how he walks it pisses me off it just pisses me off like he's like he
walks like he there's nothing wrong in the whole fucking world bro it pisses
me off you go potty ooh money yeah you can have it you don't want it that's
It's only eight dollars.
But you could use it over here.
You can get what?
One bag of chips?
Or soda?
Sick of chips.
Well, I understand.
I'd be sick of chips too.
What are you eating?
That's my last pizza.
I bought a thousand dollars worth and everybody took it from me a thousand dollars worth of
pizza and drinks yeah back to thank you for the gift itself miss Georgia pizza thank you
for the five everybody in the DOC wow yeah yeah yeah it's okay listen I told Scotty when
when he gets the budget, he needs to give me like $45,000.
$45,000?
Yeah.
Because I wanna buy that classic Dominator.
So, is he gonna try to get the budget still?
Yeah, yeah, I told him, I had a sidebar with him,
and I'm like, look, this is the perfect time
to go to Ness for a budget
because we have inmates who are sick
and it can be contagious, and we can't have that in the prison.
Could be an outbreak.
It would be an outbreak.
And then he was like, fly around your genus, genius.
I go, yeah, I know.
And then he called and tried to be British.
I think so.
And then I told him, I was like, hey, man,
make a good impression.
And I think that's when he did British.
Jesus yuck.
I need to, I need to, I need to, I need to, I need to,
I need to, I need to, I need to,
I always call Nest and get the budget.
I'm really good with people.
You know, we could, we, we could,
why don't you give me a call right now, if I roll?
I don't have his number.
Oh, Yuck.
And get it from the commissioner.
I'm in, I'm in really good with them.
I have plans, Shadowbox.
This prison is going to be a clown prison.
You just wait.
What do you mean?
What is your plan here, Fleron?
I can't give you, I can't tell you.
It's a surprise.
Hey, how is it going to be a clown prison?
You just wait.
We're already taking over the PD.
I
Mean you have okay, Kirk is in there put stumbles in there stumbles is gonna get Kirk fired
You think so
Do you think anything else you think otherwise you think anything other than that I
Think Kirk's gonna get stumbles five
I think Kirk's gonna set up stumbles to get fired is what I mean by that
Can you call Kirk and Tom after he's done Academy to come come come down here? I gotta see him in his uniform
I don't have Kirk's number.
Is he on the lemon list?
No, no.
It must have expired.
Oh, Twinkle's back.
You got a third two first.
You know the drill.
Got a pizza.
Hey, man, thanks.
I love pizza.
Flaron got me pizza earlier.
Oh, really?
Oh, wait.
Yeah.
Well, he only got me one slice.
I thought you tasted better.
Well, just once.
Flaron, you only got one slice?
Yes.
No, I gave him a whole pizza.
Oh.
You get whole pizzas at the hospital.
Oh, wait.
Really?
Let's take a single one slice.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They fill you.
cool they're like 40 bucks though you just put them just put it all down in a
bag I'll grab it all you got me soda too thanks man yeah okay we're kind of
He's a party because I have short legs man
I'm the idea
Um, you see flying around still
You look in this way
No, he's a phone
Okay so this phone is, let me show you my number, I haven't found this phone with him
because you wouldn't notice, turn your shirts thing on, turn your shirts thing on.
Second search, I don't want you to have this phone.
Oh, I didn't even notice two phones.
Yeah.
Um, just text you.
It's going to the limitless, it's going to the limitless.
When you leave, just go on the limitless.
Okay, I will do it.
Tell all the clowns to go in the liminist.
Okay, gotcha.
Oh, pah! Alright, um, you get to close?
I'm good, Twins. I'm just trying to... I don't know.
Okay.
I'm surviving.
Alright, then, too. I'll be back later in a couple hours.
Thanks, buddy. Thanks, buddy.
See you soon.
That was slick.
That was really slick.
That was five head.
Yeah, he put.
He put his other phone away.
Hello?
Hey Happy it's Chadderbox!
What, you got a new number?
I mean, it's my jail phone, my prison phone.
Your prison?
I have a terrorism!
What?
I... I... I... I shot Vivi Gramo Squami at the debate.
W-why?
You're at the debate?
He asked me to shoot him in the ear to make it look good.
To make it pretend like people were trying to kill him.
Oh, so he can gain popularity and then take the votes.
Yeah, exactly.
Wow. It's like a movie.
Well, I mean...
You gave me terrorists and did you kill them?
Oh, I shot him in the ear!
Man...
So...
That's crazy.
You want to know what's crazy?
I had someone text me and gave me a location.
And...
And it was Bon Bon.
What?
Yeah, it was...
He just wanted to let me know that he's back,
and he was asking about the class and how we're doing,
how you and Tessa were doing,
and he told me he was going to go visit the fun house right now.
What?
what so you have a yeah I died I do
can you send it to me trying to talk to Tessa oh you want yeah I could to this
number yeah this number yeah yeah I'll um how do that
He seemed so slow.
Honestly, no. He seemed like, you know, he had a long rest and he's just kind of trying to get the day going.
Like, he wasn't asking weird questions, he was just checking in, you know, and he wants
to check in with Tessa.
He was nervous to talk to her.
He wants to check in with Tessa.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Thanks for letting me know that.
Okay, thanks for letting me know, Happy.
Yeah, I was gonna go to the fun house myself right now, just to make sure nothing weird's going on.
Yeah, that'd be a good idea.
Thanks for letting me know, Happy.
Yeah, I'll, uh, punch you the number.
Just look at the, hey, look out, look out for Tessa while I'm in here, yeah?
Yeah, of course.
You're the man of the house, Happy.
Well, okay, but I...
You have all those cameras and stuff, man, you get to your advantage, right?
Uh, yeah, of course, yeah, that's what I'll do. I'm gonna install more, actually.
Oh, perfect!
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, alright, well, okay, thanks, I'll talk to you soon.
Okay, bye.
Hold on a chat one minute.
and
One minute.
OK.
I was reading the script.
Now, Ali is about to run to the city,
so I'm just ordering something so she doesn't have
to make supper today.
I appreciate you thinking I can follow the script though, I appreciate that, thanks for
to highlight me. Thank you. Maybe I am smart. Maybe I am convincing.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
All right.
All right, eight five seven three eight four twenty eight twenty seven.
Hello?
Well, well, well.
How did that happen?
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
Actually, I don't know.
A-I-I don't know.
How did you know I was away?
That doesn't matter, what brings you to town, bun bun!
I would go for a long time, man.
But, uh...
I thought it was finally time to come home.
What does that mean?
What do you mean? What does that mean?
Where's home, Bondon?
Where's home?
Yeah.
I'm there right now.
And where are you?
Rape seats standing in front of my house?
I'm, uh...
Yeah, I'm, I'm with Happy. We're inside. I was, ember on the door so I could check out the place. It looks nice.
Yeah.
What makes you think you could just come back like that?
We should just over the phone. Chatty, come on, can we meet?
Sure. Come down to the prison.
Prison?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, I have an idea.
Satterbots!
Okay, what were you doing in the showers? You know what? Don't tell me. That's where the magic happens.
You getting acclimated, chatterbox? I don't know what acclimated means, alright?
There, you can hold that. That's what I was doing in there.
If this is a bar of soap that I glued to the ground, I'm gonna be so pissed off.
I'm trying to give you guys something to do in the bathroom.
No, I bought that so from the commissary!
Oh, well thank you. You got me diced, I probably would have preferred that to so, but that's okay.
Okay, okay, well what's the problem here?
Well there's no problem whatsoever. Wait, why would I want to talk to you?
Why would I want to talk to you?
Yeah, why would you want to talk to me?
I'm not sure, why was it that I wanted to talk to him? I can't remember.
Oh
No villager, I'm not talking to I'm not talking about that okay Bobby and I were doing the birds and the bees stuff
I'm gonna do that with chatterbox. Now. He was explaining how it works. Look. I think I want to
Have to come visit you remember who?
I've gotten so many phone calls today. I don't know what my name you a nest to come here
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not that, not literally anything but that, literally, please,
anything but that one.
Wait, how did the phone call go?
No, I'm an idiot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's our social media manager, Roxanne.
That's who I want.
Yeah.
She wants to get some pictures of a hardened criminal.
But, but, but, okay.
All right.
And Flora, what did you say?
Sorry, I think there's a gas
leaking here by the way. What? Yeah. Okay. Well, this isn't safe. I'm I'm definitely I'm gonna get
when I find out that some numbers I'm gonna get on that pay phone and I'm gonna be calling some
health and safety up in this month. I swear, if you call somebody that's gonna jam me, I'm
gonna call somebody who's gonna jam you up. Have you ever seen the TV show Oz? No.
What do you mean like that I just meant like you know there's interpersonal conflict in between prisoners and a penitentiary that that's what I meant.
Oh, okay.
How did your phone call go with nest.
Not great.
I'm really mad at you by the way around I'm really actually mad at you you said do a good impression. And I did British and hung up on me.
No, no, I said make a good impression.
Yeah, I thought it was really good.
But I don't remember what I said, but it was something like, oh my, how's it going at next?
You want me to call him?
Yeah, yeah, you know what? Yeah, that'd be good, because I've texted him four times out of my response.
Give me his number.
It's in the lemon list. It's it.
Guys, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Twinkle's told me before he left,
he was going to send somebody up here.
Okay. I got to go pee.
Okay. And when I go pee,
I'm going to walk the visitations.
If you're going to be looking for me, that's where I'll be.
All right, Scotty. All right.
And then you can take your stupid pictures after that.
All right.
I am not taking pictures of you peeing.
No, not me peeing.
You're just
Stupid stupid stupid
Chat chat listen give me two minutes. I'm gonna get up. I need to help with the kids. Give me a minute
I'll be right back. Okay
Yeah.
you
you
Okay, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
I'm going to have to get up again in a minute, but yeah. Okay, bonbons come in chat. I just
want to let everybody know that that one badge, because we're getting close to
the end of the month. The half bunny clown mask, the chatter cups era mask, only 10 people
are going to be able to get that. Only 10 people will ever be able to get that one.
And it's like the highest supporters. Thus far, the top 10 in the 10th place, mango
Flashes 9th place Django 8th place mazes 7th place is baby angel 6th place is hail Vandy
5th place is ruby ruby 4th place is cantrum 3rd place is saint uh saynaba 2nd place Evelyn
sky and first place is Nazarro, as far. All type of these viewers are currently are in
aren't going to get that bad as it looks like.
No chat about can't do jobs to get the jail time down because we're on a 24-hour hold right
so I think they have until eight o'clock to let so if they don't press charges by eight like eight
o'clock my time I think or something like that or nine o'clock or something like that
Where to be let go they have to press charges or give chat a box a
They think if you have a box something
It's different than the nine. Yeah, it's I or I don't know what did they say 24-hour holder is it a
Help until trial. I can't remember now. Fuck. I
Don't remember
Yo, Alex, thank you for the 50 gifted subs!
Evelyn Sky 2 Mids go drop the 20 bomb, thank you!
And this is a 50 gifted subs that is insane!
Thank you so much, I appreciate it! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Why the fuck is he locking me in here?
Oh shit I gotta get up again I gotta get up, watch out, watch out.
I'm going to sit down on one of these tables.
Oh!
Is this the birthday party? At the present?
Oh, this is really good for the specials.
We really got...
What's the balloons?
Is it a cake?
Hey, Jaddy.
Oh.
Mmm.
Ah!
I was, uh, was not meeting you.
Okay.
I'm gonna get this for the socials.
I'll be here in the background.
Alright.
Alright.
Long time.
Where you been?
Hey long time where you been
Who's that moron
The rocks and I don't know I just met. Oh happy. Happy. You look stupid
That's it.
Hey, Roxanne, don't post this on social media, okay?
I got a lot of people like me.
Whatever.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, are you here for the birthday party?
I'm going to cut her head off.
Obviously, I wouldn't blame you.
Oh.
Is that you, he?
It's quite your haircut.
Yeah, I grew out a little bit on me. What do you think?
Well, if you didn't get all wrinkled up, it would look much better.
Yeah. I, as time does that, I guess I need to do something about that.
Let me ask you something. What makes you think that after everything?
everything. You can just walk back to the funhouse when nothing happens. Nothing happens, nothing
makes me think that. I don't think that. So what, what's going through your head right
now then? I've been gone for a long time. A lot of time to think. And that I know
Oh, yeah, who that be, huh?
Hey guys, what's going on?
Heath, we need a minute, all right?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Why don't you go talk the cinnamon bunhead over there?
Oh
But he is left
You matters to me Hazel Wendy Hazel happy
That's uh
The fuck out of here. I'm like a rat in a fucking cage, man
hell even ember okay now you're lying you know what it's worth you know I you
know me on a dramatic that's what a lot about what I was gonna say when I go
back here about this guy multiple capacity you know everything that
happened initially I spent a long time
Right, I think
Looking for a new home
Well, that's
Maybe took me all these years to realize that that's known how that works
You know
And you don't have to accept me back to Xbox but I
Came back to see you guys I
I think a big part of this Bon Bon is I need to be able to trust you again.
Accepting you back is not just me.
All I need is just to trust you, but for you to be accepted back, that's everybody.
Yeah, you're right. That's a job that you'll have to get done on your own.
It's make things right with everyone.
Can I trust you?
Bon bon
Whether you believe it or not chat about yeah, yeah, you can
Happy
Yeah, I just got some stacks here.
You've gotten like 20 chips already, man.
Oh, I need to get some drinks.
I'll just wait.
I'll just wait for him to finish.
But I mean, I'm listening to music from my ear anyway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're listening to music in your ear.
Oh, my God.
Come with me.
Damn it.
Oh, no.
How was it again?
I got something I need you to do for me but it's going to be bad do an actor right
bonbon you know how to put on a show right yeah I think I can still do that
I need you to shoot me.
What?
Yeah, everyone will eat that up.
Bon Bon comes back and finishes the job.
And for a temporary time, Bon Bon, you're going to have to deal with some pretty heavy stuff.
People looking for you, whatever. You're going to have to really go incognito.
until I could do what I gotta do.
What are you gonna do?
I can't talk about that.
All you know is I'm dead.
I mean you don't want me to like.
Come on guys!
Come on!
What?
Oh you want us over there?
No, no, no why don't you guys go back to the vending machine it hurts.
If you break you use it two more times you use it like 20 more times. It'll give you all your money back
Whatever
I did do that. I got terrorism. Yes.
Okay. Yeah. Okay.
You know what?
Why don't you send Craig in here so I can have somebody to do the work for me.
I did not murder him.
He fell on his own.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Let's see.
What they what do you have?
I'll see you in 30 years when you get out.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
It's probably going to be more than that.
But all right.
Come here.
Oh, he'd want.
Can you get these two out of here to keep listening to my private conversation?
you there all right all right um at this time you guys are good to go what you guys out of here
hesitation for you two are over oh no happy you just got here oh no happy should happy should
go to happy she's he's happy should definitely go hey um i'm sorry but could you guys from
Why can't I repost my post?
I will when I get out of prison!
I can't get out of prison!
No, but you guys are in it.
Yeah, but I can't! I don't have a phone!
I said don't put it up!
Oh, damn it.
Come on!
I don't have a phone, so I can't do anything.
I can't even have an account.
It's a pretty good post.
Oh, my...
The violent person is now hosting birthday parties.
What?
Come book your next celebration with us.
You? Now you two sitting and the happy on the vending machines.
I'm so sure. I'd like to get...
Oh, that looks so good. I get $1 for every light.
Yeah, so could you...
Can you light it please?
My mission is to help on...
I'd like to kill you.
By Ron? She's gonna make me get a longer sentence.
Okay, I need you guys, uh, visitations over.
I need him! I need him! I need him!
Not her!
He's not trying to talk to him! And she keeps talking about birthdays!
I work here at the... I work here, Ron.
Are you clocked in?
Yeah.
You're lying.
No, you're not.
Okay, you need to talk to your warden. Okay, I'm the social media.
At the time I'm grabbing you by your arm and I'm taking you out.
See, Allie, I thought about you, Allie.
I thought about you, Allie.
Damn it! Socials!
I thought about you, Allie.
Okay, you are... don't make me trust you.
Listen, I can't tell you why. You can never ask me questions about it.
It's just something that needs to happen.
It has to happen when I come out of prison.
I need people to see it, like the news or something.
or something. You're bonbon. You do this for me. This is really going to show me a lot.
You just can't hit anything vital. That's you're going to have to deal with that until
I come back. Okay. And you can look, you've been the master running for all these years.
What's another little what's the other couple of weeks? Right?
You really need to do this while you're trying to...
I need everyone to think you're dead.
I need people to think I'm dead.
But here's the risk.
You're gonna have to shoot me and make it look good.
And we have to...
I hope I don't die.
No.
I'll aim for the shoulder.
You what?
You aim for my shoulder?
I'll aim for the shoulder.
It's the fall that might kill me.
The fall?
Oh, if you hit your head?
Yeah, you know, I need to go on a cliff. Hopefully water down below. I need you to shoot me, and I want to go off of it.
Maybe people believe that the water swept me away, and I'm going to swim away.
Okay, okay, what? Okay.
Okay, but after that you you and you what like you got shot. No, you're going you you need to shoot me in the shoulder or something
I need to get hit
Okay, the cameras gonna because like we might be there something we need people this needs to be out there
But you have to keep this to yourself and no one can know
Not even Tessa. No one can know
Oh, she's gonna hate me
temporarily called until later because when I come back she'll understand what you did
okay all right you need to use this time now to get a gun all right get a gun get a spot
and get your getaway plan together
I just had a headache.
Did you hear what I just said?
No, get a gun, get a spot that this would work in.
I'm in jail for a while.
Get a getaway plan together if you need to get away.
Okay.
And when you get away bonbon hide
Okay, people eat this up people eat this up
Yeah, yeah, I'm afraid they will
What but if that's what you need that's what you need I'll do it
This will show me that you're with him and this is a big this is a big thing
This is a big risk and if you can pull this off, if you do this and keep your mouth shut about it
That's impressive
I'll do it
I'll do it
Okay, this does not secure your spot back. I know with me
Who's a long way?
Maybe you need, man, maybe you need.
Looks like you got some time to think about what you need to do.
I'll know in a few hours what's going to happen with me in here.
Hopefully it's not going to be that loud.
You'll know in a few hours?
I mean, you could be out in a few hours?
No, I'll get my plea agreement in a few hours.
Okay, all right.
Okay, all right, all right, I'll do it.
Thank you.
You know, I, uh,
I don't think I'm the same guy who ran off all those years ago.
Janet Bucks.
Why say that?
I thought about how to phrase it.
You know, uh,
a really cool line actually, I thought of a really cool line I was going to say,
Bobby Beltram is dead and I killed him, but that's not really,
if I'm going to reckon with what I did all those years ago, then I have to accept
that that was me. I made those decisions.
But now Chatterbox, I'm making the choice.
I'm making the choice to be bonbon again.
To be with my family, you know, if they'll have me back.
Well then you'd know better than anybody that this is the clown way, right?
right yeah you're not gonna test us here make it seem like you're mad at me
whatever man I don't care all right all right well then you too man fuck you I
got all this way this is how you know what whatever
I'm not.
Man, will you just get the yuck
out of here? Yeah. Yeah.
That was so funny.
That was so funny dude.
Slap him. Slap him.
Slap him.
I'm not the door I gotta go to.
Okay.
Well, this motherfucker attacks me.
What's the deal, baby?
You look good.
Are you too fly around?
Are you too good?
The nerve on that guy, Tessa.
What?
Really?
He has some nerve coming here.
He went to the phone house. You hear the low?
No.
Yeah, he went to the phone house saying he was trying to go home.
Some nerve.
Hi, how are you?
Interesting.
Yes, I have something to say to by him.
I'm here.
I got to talk to you.
I'm glad you're here.
Okay, I got a phone, by the way. I have a phone.
Twinkle's got me. I'm stuck in a phone. Okay.
I'm gonna share my number, okay?
It's my prison phone, alright?
Okay, anyway, um...
I guess Helen didn't talk to you, huh?
Ellen?
Yeah.
She keeps telling me she can't talk to you so much I guess she wouldn't have.
Okay that might be.
I had a, I woke up a lot of texts just saying call me.
Two of them were from numbers that I didn't recognize.
And I think one was Bobby and the other might have been Helen
Haven't got a reply from the who is this talent
It's possible that that was hers, but I don't know
Okay, um
God
Okay, um, I don't even know what to say, um, you can't ever tell anybody because only you,
I mean, this is bad because some of the DOC obviously know, but, hey, she came here today.
She came here this morning to come and see me.
Who the yuck is that?
I don't know.
I'm gonna go peek.
What the yuck happened to you?
You are green blood.
That's one at a time right now.
What did she what does she want covered in blood she wants to visit you oh boy
Okay, so she came here, and they didn't tell me nothing, they're like, hey, like, somebody's
she's here to see you, but they don't want to sit with you.
You have to be on the other side of the glass.
I'm like, what?
So they moved me out of here, like not even to do the glass
over there.
They moved me to like in the hall.
So they have a barred door, and they put me on the other
side of it.
And here she comes walking around.
But right before Helen came to warm me, she said,
it's a ray.
And of course, I didn't really believe her.
And I looked over her shoulder and she
stand there with her arms crossed, doing her thing.
So she came up to the bars.
And she's just asking why I did what I did.
Why am I in here?
I've ruined her plan or something.
She said that she misses her old life, like with us, but she can't go back to it.
She has to not do crimes, she has to do whatever she's doing now.
we're in danger so I asked her if I died does it stop and she goes it'll never
stop so there's no end to this so what's the point of her staying away no it's
like I guess I guess I like a conf she has to she told me she has to kill me
she has to do it. So if she stays away, then she doesn't have to do it. Then she asked
me why I shot Barak. I told her that she knows yuck and well why I shot Barak. She said all
were just friends. So I said, yeah, we are just friends once too. She said, yeah. So
Then I asked her what we are now.
And she just said, in danger.
That's all she said.
She says, at a time, she can't stay.
She can't tell me.
She can't talk to me anymore or whatever.
Like she had to go.
I tried to beg her not to, but no,
she was, her mind was made up.
She had to, she was gonna go.
But then she just told me, she goes,
she can't go back to her old life.
She can't do crime and that she can't kill me like she won't kill me.
Because how could she kill the love of her life?
Took a few steps back and she said goodbye and walked out.
guy that was in the mines was her dad, her dad and her boss. And it's my fault because
of my debts back in the day. Trying to get me out of debt. But I don't know all the
context like I don't know which debt she said it she just said it was because of
my debt and then some
No.
He came here today.
His dead something separate.
But I'm pretending I don't know anything because I don't trust Mickey anymore.
because Mickey's asking me very particular questions.
So I'm not going to tell him that I know anything, I'm not going to tell him that Ray talked to me, nothing.
Something's up.
Something's up with that.
He said that he's in debt because of crackers.
So then I asked him, well, how did he get the money to supply us for that war?
He said it wasn't his money.
Well, borrowed.
But then I asked him, why did he do it?
He goes, well, because you're my friend.
He goes, I actually like you.
So I asked him why.
And he couldn't really answer it.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
You gotta call the DOC!
A boy called?
I don't have my phone.
Oh!
I don't know then!
I don't have a phone either!
And we're locked in here!
No, I do at Olympian now.
I think so!
Are you locked in there who is this what's your name
Elena?
Elena?
Why?
Elena.
Elena?
The?
Why?
What do you ask?
You sound familiar.
The why?
Yeah.
I don't think we've met before, so I shouldn't.
Okay.
Okay. Well, um, you sound like it.
Something with this is weird.
I know. I knew somebody named Princess Elena.
No, Elena with an L. Elena.
Oh, Elena. Okay. Okay, Elena. Okay.
Oh, well. Elena with an L.
Yeah, got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I can hear okay
No, I'm not calling you M. It's lame. I lame. I got it. Not M. I'm not saying M
Okay, is that door over there? Oh, can you open that board?
Did you just get released from jail or something I
See give me a minute
Well, I'm locked in, Tessa, are you able to call Fly Rowan?
Nothing going well, too.
It's okay, Tessa has the phone, we're gonna call someone.
Alright, thank you.
You're welcome, but now you owe me.
Fly Rowan, help!
She's stuck.
I locked in.
That's where people get released, Tyrone. You gotta leave the other side open.
I normally do, but since I'm using this as a location, I have to have double locked.
But I have to go get food, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Alright, I have to go get food.
Yeah, hey guys.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, so, it's confusing, I don't get it, it's like, she's like expecting to live this.
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, her plan just to live like this, be a cop,
live a normal life, whatever that even means, and just avoid me, keep me alive, keep
or live?
It sounds like maybe.
I'm not doing it.
Seems like it's her plan.
About your more pizza.
There you are, Start on the table.
Hey, Slyrone.
Mrs. Slyrone has been the best thing that
happened to this DLC.
Oh, thank you.
That's a nice pizza.
Thanks, thanks.
Hey, buddy.
So...
Yeah, so...
Yeah, what are we doing?
Don't go in there, doc.
Oh, my God.
Great.
Oh, oh, this should be over here.
Oh, sorry.
Okay, so...
So, I've been doing business here.
Oh, thank you.
That's a nice pizza.
Thanks.
Hey, buddy.
So I've been doing visitation this month.
I'm not doing that.
So it's your only way to do it?
I mean, I wouldn't take it either, if I'm being honest.
Oh, yeah.
But now it's like.
I feel like.
Sorry, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Oh, go ahead.
Go ahead.
That's good.
I noticed I took over a lot of people.
I do the same thing.
Recently, and I'm having a real hard time with it
because I feel like a yuck head.
I do it all the time.
I don't understand her plan here.
There's so much that doesn't make sense with it.
The hair wants her to finish the job.
She was only allowed to come back here to kill me.
So he brought her back to kill me.
But as long as she's away from me like she was in the lab.
Yeah, this guy is telling her that she has to kill me.
And that's her dad?
Yeah.
Who is also her boss.
And that's something to do with my debts.
Her boss?
Yep.
It has something to do with my debt.
So, it's like she's just,
is expecting me to move on
and telling her she's saying to move on
just to be safe because if she doesn't run into me or just stay far away from each other
we'll both be okay. That's what I'm getting from this. She's the one that has to do
it.
But why? Back?
I guess he brought her back. I don't know. I don't know.
force to come here? I don't know. So, whatever happens, whatever happens next, like, whenever
I get out, I gotta do something, but I gotta be careful of how I do it because I don't want
to just, this could bounce back on her, you know what I mean?
Well, yeah, I mean, it sounds like you're both in yuck and danger, like really bad,
Which is what I expected.
I don't know, it just, none of it made sense.
Of course.
But she's pushing you away to protect you, but you're in danger either way.
Clearly.
Yep.
Does she know that this guy has come after you already?
I told her that he was at the house.
I told her that he called me.
Is she react?
Not really.
So, I don't know.
I don't know.
You think she cares about her daddy?
I don't know.
Like, where's she just out of him?
A piece of me wants to just, you know,
find out a way that we can just end this guy, you know?
But if she likes, let's just, if she loves her dad,
I, yeah, it's kind of a tough situation, I don't know.
That would be a good question for her.
Like, when I called her on a payphone, she'd answer the phone and be like,
dad like that
But not a worried dad no, I'm not a worried one
But when I saw her curious yeah
But when she was in front of me talking about him
Her voice was low, you know she did sound nervous
But I don't know
Because how can you, like, I don't know, because she's supposed to hurt me, like she's supposed
to kill me, right?
But he would do the same to her.
So why was she, you know?
It would be in poor taste to walk up door and say when a
peg used to be safe just to check you know just to make sure I don't know I
don't know that one's necessary okay alright maybe not okay never mind sorry
I'm just a bit ballin okay wouldn't that be nice if it was just that easy you
I know.
If she talked to you?
Um...
I don't know, Chattie.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm yuckin' newer.
I know, that's the best part about it.
I don't know if I have a very good read on things.
Not like that.
Just to tell her what happened when she was gone, you know, because she won't hear from me.
Yeah.
I mean, I would be happy to if you want me to, but I didn't.
I just don't think I'll ever get the chance.
I didn't want to do that.
You know, I'm scared I'm not going to get the chance.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
I don't know how you're going to get a hold of her, you could probably try a flinkels,
but...
What do you want me to tell her about?
everything I guess. Okay. What's going on here? Again, we got Bon Bon showing up at the house
on this they're like happy colonies and bonbon showed up what's in the air
I don't know but I'm a little bit upset with him
he vanished for a long time and never contacted me I just had text from him
Today I think
And then I see him here and I just I
Don't know he said there was a reason as he walked out, but
So the first time he's done that to me
He wants us to take him back
I don't know about that.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Alan.
Just like you're working on that.
Where you going?
What?
Where you going?
Where are you going?
My locker.
Which one is solve a mystery? Did you try calling test today or a texture?
Yes.
Okay, so that's one of them then.
Sorry, I didn't tell them.
We sorted the phone mystery out.
Oh, the flag woman also texted you?
Yeah, I had multiple texts today from just random numbers
saying, please call me.
Like, I looked at four texts from just numbers I didn't have.
OK.
What the heck is that?
That is
But new you got a pager
It's not no, it's the new 13
What watching machine happy jingle what that's on my first time hearing it that sounded like a washing machine
Wow wonder who's done, but I was walking by the payphone
little jingle is awful you saw what I saw no what happened I run said how are
are you? And then I guess we're talking so I went open the door and walked out and by
run following she locked the door and the door slams on his face. Oh my God. Yeah anyway,
I, yeah, so yeah, Bon Bon's the whole thing. I told him there's no way he's coming back
unless everybody wants him back.
Like he has to make it right with everyone.
Yeah.
And can he do that?
I don't know.
I mean, he's got to be around for me, you know.
I can't have someone walking in and out of my life like that, all the time.
I told you Tessa, he wasn't worth your time.
I would say that, but...
it does hurt to not be informed. It's worse for me being iced out, which is why I relate
to your situation.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think the worst part about her today was, uh, had me
locked on the other side of so I couldn't stop her, I guess.
Yeah, I get it.
I said to watch again.
What Scotty? What? Nothing, nothing. Is that Tessa? Yeah? Hey Tessa. Hi Scotty. Good
to see ya. Scotty, I expect that phone call with Nash, otherwise, you know, I'm trying
to manipulate them into getting a budget from Ness, Ness or whatever, so then they have to
pay for my treatments to cure me.
Because I'm spreading a disease in the prison is what I'm going to bring to the news if
they don't do it.
And what they're doing is they're keeping me locked up and I can't earn an honest
dollar to pay my treatments and I'm sick and I could die and they're going to deny that
for me.
So I threatened to get the media involved.
Am I work?
Am I what?
Well, really, whatever works.
Only you can get away with that kind of yuck.
I almost won't know how you do it, Chattie.
When I get out, if I get out, when I get out, whatever.
I'm gonna try something?
You already know.
You ever heard that thing out of sight, out of mind?
I have two options, A, I have somebody rumbosquammy me off a cliff, or B, she, or I have a friend
or be she Rama Squammy's me off a cliff.
I don't think she'd agree to that in her state.
I don't think she wants to do anything close to that right now.
It's possible, but I don't know I want it I would love it to be rechecked in a
half the roll
What do you want more?
I'm sticking to my promise.
There's a 99.5% chance that everything would be fine chat, that's how safe this is.
Well, if she gives you the time of day, maybe just, if you remember, maybe you could just
ask her if she would ever be open to faking my death.
I'll try.
But if she doesn't do it, someone else is going to do it, but she can't know that.
I think she'd listen to you.
You have a way with words, Tessa.
The presence is so calming that I think she'd listen.
Or you know what?
Test on second thought.
Maybe don't ask her that.
What if you asked her, what would happen if someone else killed me before her or anybody
like, I don't know, just ask her, just ask her if somebody else did it, what would happen
to her?
Yeah.
There might be a consequence for that, if it was supposed to be her.
Yeah.
But what I don't know about that is her outright refuse upon coming here.
Can you see that again?
What I don't get about all that, like the idea that she was sent here to do it, why refusal to comply, or even pretend to comply?
It's like if she doesn't do it, then he's going to do it.
he made that clear to me on the phone. But if she does, if if I die then if he has to
do it, it's like she's gonna get it too. And I won't lie, Tessa, this guy, he actually
scares me a little bit. Yeah. In one sense of that, that's, that's, that's a
The bad thing to make me feel, you know, that's the right thing, but what he's doing is insane.
I think I get it now.
I think we're both going to get the same treatment if she doesn't do it.
And maybe her avoiding me is to so she has the excuse that like I haven't been around him. I haven't seen him
Can't
She told me today the only way she could talk to me was me being in prison
When you put it in perspective like that, I think more radio check, chat, radio check.
I did.
And what I chose.
The only one is to not play.
If you don't play.
Whatever.
If you don't play, both get it.
Yeah.
But I think she hasn't chosen because she doesn't want to be the one to choose that.
I couldn't have lived with myself choosing one over the other.
They're both mad at me for it and that's okay.
In fact, I think Helen resented me for a long time for it.
I couldn't make that call I know what someone else be the monster
Oh, oh, oh, sorry chat. Sorry. So I get it.
Little guy's mad. It just seems like a lose lose no matter what. Yeah.
What?
Chatty?
Uh-huh.
What happens if this guy doesn't go away, if the plane works and we'll buy it while we're
selling?
What if he doesn't go away?
Then we have to kill him.
You know what?
She used to tell like, she has abandonment issues.
Obviously her parents did it.
This guy is one of them, right?
Chang'eang did it.
We didn't.
No.
We won't.
If it gets out of control, to the point where he's not going to go away.
I'm going to have to pull people into this.
I know they'd be down.
Now I'm ready to do it myself, Chattie.
This guy comes after me. He's getting a bullet to the face.
This guy, Tessa? I don't know.
There's something about this guy that's...
I don't know if it's going to be just like that easy.
It never is.
But it's not my first rodeo.
It's not any of ours.
It's not even my first rodeo with Ray.
Isn't that yucked up?
It's the second time we've shared a stalker.
That's right. Joe.
I want him out of town.
Hey.
I even put him in a cage once.
He was trying to do to me.
I think we'll be alright, Jenny.
We keep this close to our chest, yeah?
Yeah.
I'll try to talk to her, and I'll tell her.
Wait, you want me to tell her?
I'll try not to tell her anything or shouldn't.
There's time.
I'm gonna be in here for a while yet, so you have time.
As soon as I get out, Tessa, I'm not wasting any more time.
Okay.
I just need to know if it's going to be the right call or not.
I'll try to, yeah.
You should talk to me, but you know, I'll try.
I think Twinkles is your best bet to get older.
I was going to try a payphone.
You could try that.
You think that's a bad idea?
I don't know.
I like Winkles a lot, but I don't really...
Yeah.
I don't trust him, because I do trust him a lot.
I think he does sneaky stuff.
I do too.
Sneaky's been clocking the academy.
He's been pranking you.
I didn't like what he was doing last night.
I mean, it's the reason you would have been digging if you didn't know stuff.
He does that to me all the time, but like I was just kind of like, okay, he knows something
I just
I know the parents talk to each other
I know they share things that they ought not to because the things with me that they ought not to
It's been kind of on the ropes with hazel a little bit
I don't share things with people anymore
I just, it gets to people and all of this so far has been getting to the wrong people.
I don't really like what I'm hearing, I'm just people talking about it.
Yeah.
The cops kind of put me in the corner a lot yesterday.
Business and, I mean, it's your business.
Well, they raided my apartment.
They said that it was evidence.
It could have been evidence.
They had to look at it.
So I'm not threatening yesterday.
Bailey listened to everything, too.
And Bailey's friends with Derek.
I'll tell you something, Tessa, if something bad happens to me and I get smoked, I'm gone.
I wouldn't only think it'd be there.
I think Barrick and Bailey will have something to do with it.
Do you think?
Oh, absolutely.
I think that's what's really viable.
He sounded like an eagle maniac.
Really hurts coming from both of them.
I'm going to be honest, Barak was my friend.
Yeah, I thought Barak was my friend too.
I relied on him a lot when he was in the house to rest because there were people
yucking around and trying to keep the keys for me. And I didn't like it. And I went to
Rick, and... I mean, I know he knows... thing.
Yeah.
Not just from me, but from your case.
Yeah.
Some friend.
I don't know.
How long has she been back now?
A week?
Maybe?
Somewhere in there?
Just like the rest of them.
It's the idea they like about being with her and that's it.
They don't even know her.
You don't push that hard and fast, if it was anything other than that.
Are you sure there's something going on?
After what she said to me today.
Is this not just people stirring?
After what she said to me today.
I'm starting to now believe that maybe with her maybe there's nothing going on.
She called me the love of her life.
You don't say that otherwise.
Yeah.
No.
I did.
Um, what was it?
But him.
That's a different story.
What would it be bad if I talked to him?
No.
For you?
No.
Okay.
What would be bad is to threaten him.
Yeah, I'm not.
Because he'll run and he'll run to his buddy Bailey.
Yeah, I know.
I know the stakes behind that, Chattie.
I'm not going to mess around with it.
I kind of want to know what he's got to say.
No? Like, why? He owes me an explanation as much as you.
That's my friend.
I guess we'll see, right?
Yeah.
I'm going to try not to make myself a problem for you to worry about.
You're never a problem with anything.
You're the only one that can pull off a conversation like that.
I couldn't do it as much as I'd like you I would be able to help myself I wouldn't
care if there's 20 cops in the room with guns in my head I'd do it
If you want to, if you want to do that, you can do that now, it'll be fine.
Tyrone's actually been my savior in here.
Yeah.
He's been calling people to let him know to come down to the right time and stuff.
He's a good man.
I also trust him not to torture you, which is good.
Yeah, he's been looking out for me.
He's a good man.
I hate his mustache, though.
It's such a mustache.
I saw Yuri yesterday.
He looks like Dr. Robotnik.
Yeah, from a-
From a-
Yeah.
First people caught me green now they come and got dr. Robotnik. What is it? I
Said it was both these combo. It's terrible combo
Her Kirk and stumbles got hired by the way
Yeah, and cops worried about Kirk
I don't think it's gonna last very long, but that he knows it's temporary. I think I'm gonna crash out when somebody gives him lip
Yeah, he's gonna pull somebody over they're gonna give him lip. He's gonna crash
I'm gonna give him think it'd be funny
money. I'm gonna I want to I
want to pay somebody just to
have stumbles pull them over
and make stumbles malls.
I'm introducing the money
friend Callie.
She was fun. She seemed nice
but crazy. Well as soon as
you told me about the stabbing
thing, I knew you guys were
a perfect combo. Oh my God.
She's been texting me with
stuff, but uh
I don't know what she's doing.
Is she around?
She attacked the guy hunting store trying to get a knife.
I told her I'd come and help her later, but she's still been trying.
I gave Kirk a switchblade that I found in a house property.
Uh, if you want you can have it or if you have one already you can give it to her
Yeah, I'll check with Kirk. It's a cool switchblade. It's cool. I gave it to him right before I uh
Shot me there
I heard you say you were handing him something and it was a tomato and then later on he said that you handed him a
switch
I just thought that was really funny I just thought about my the cops gonna be petty and take everything so I just didn't want to take
Yeah, I
Thought that'd be a better thing to keep because you like knives and every rainbow likes not somebody could have it right?
Should them raid your apartment what's that they
I still loudly explained that he was happy he shot you as they were walking into the
apartment.
Oh, he walked up to me and said that he shot me like a dog that I am.
He's so lucky I was in cops.
I hate him.
He said it in front of Beyo that he was happy he shot you.
And I walked into the elevator with all of the cops going up the thing to raid you.
And I stood right behind him.
And I asked Bayo if he heard what he said, and Bayo was like, I heard him, I'll take
care of it.
And then the next time I saw him, he walked to the yellow room and apologized to me and
I said, you should apologize to Jaddy too.
He'll, Pessa, he will never apologize to me.
But I also simultaneously made it look like I pushed Ellie off the balcony of her apartment.
What?
because she fell. She walked into her apartment, she was showing it to me, she fell, ran out,
he was right there. How did she fall? I apologize. The railing was loose and oh my god.
Just you know she's, when I first met her she was having some trouble. She was like
punching the air and you just you know I could tell she was having a little trouble in her own
skin, you know?
Well, I'm sure she appreciated if you show her
all the savor the embarrassment.
Yeah.
As I was going down the elevator, I said, I gotta go save
someone. She fell off her balcony after running out of the
room with her.
He definitely thinks I pushed her.
Was it the cops?
Thanks. I'll do that to him.
Oh, was it Shasty the besot that you saw?
Yeah, Shasty, yeah.
He saw us go in.
He saw me run out.
And then I told him that she fell off the bed
as I was going down the elevator.
It looks really bad.
I mean, but I didn't do it.
She's awake now, yeah?
She's really nice.
Please don't throw her off the roof.
I won't, I won't tell me in here, Tessa, I'll be in here.
Give me a favor when you leave.
Can you try to get in contact with the commissioner
just to ask him if it's still gonna happen today?
Cause I'm so curious.
The play deal?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll try to get ahold of him.
I don't know if I can.
I'm kind of just waiting for it.
I could try and get Fly Room to do it too though.
Yeah, I'll check.
If I can't, he probably can maybe over a radio.
Oh yeah, you know what?
That's, I'll just have Fly Room to do it.
OK.
Because yeah, he has a direct line to them.
I'm always hungry.
Yeah, you know what, Tess?
I'm starting to have that problem.
Anyone require?
I hate that I have to stand up to eat now.
I lost my way.
I got 20 donuts.
Why I got 17 left?
Why I got a lot of donuts too?
How did I get them?
I don't even remember.
I think twinkles.
Yep.
It's pretty bad.
Three times since coming here.
wait okay yeah yours is worse than mine oh my god
oh Helen where's flyerone I think I don't is helping with an onboarding thing
Oh, what's an onboarding? I got a new hire
Hey, maybe you'll get that zero reading. Oh
She's
She smells like raisins
She does yeah, and she showed up to her interview very tight leather dress
Yeah.
What?
Inflash her.
Inflash.
Scotty heard bits and bobs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, well, um, I need, I need someone to like get in contact with the commissioner.
So I need to know if he's coming here today.
Um, according to the current, and you have to be let out on bail within 12 hours and they're not being a judge available is not an excuse to keep you held while waiting for bail.
Wait, wait, so if you don't say anything, you've read the legislation. I already kidding me.
Uh, okay, I'll redo the legislation.
Um.
Oh.
You're on a 20-hour hold, that's fine, but if it is just to wait for...
Bail when no judge is available.
Have they paid for bail for you?
No, I have nothing.
I'm just waiting.
I don't have a, they said they're gonna,
I don't, I'm not even charged yet.
I don't have a plea agreement.
They said they're gonna come back with a plea agreement.
Hmm.
Because it says,
blah, blah, blah,
following processing law enforcement
should probably request the bail review
when continued temporary detention is sought.
A judge may conduct the bail review
anytime during the 12 hour period.
The review may occur in person
through the court docket, the judge may impose reasonable bails, fines, or release conditions
and authorize the person's release. Once the bail determination is completed, the person
may be released immediately. Nothing requires the full 12-hour period. Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah. It talks about the 12-hour period and the filing and what has to be included.
Upon that filing, the accused must be released subject to those conditions. Under no circumstances
may the person remain incarcerated beyond 12 hours solely because the judge was unavailable
to conduct a bail hearing. Okay. Now, if they've got you on an investigative
called which they might that's probably what it is because they're probably looking into
the whole the back stop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It's different 24 hours. If they intend to push charges, they can't like, you know, they're
going to have to figure their shit out. So, um, yeah, I was told 24 hour investigation
holds. So after 24 hours, if they have nothing for me, I get to get, I get to be
let go yeah and if they if they apply for bail for you they could technically put
you on a cold but they can't hold you beyond that without your and can't do
it because he's conflicted because he was injured as he and Bailey shouldn't be
able to do it either because he came here to talk to me about the case like
like, on his own.
So wouldn't that make him conflicted?
Yes, technically, maybe.
As your bail oversight, he might be fine.
He couldn't take the case itself.
He was also present in the witness.
So he couldn't take the case itself.
But he could.
I mean, given the circumstances in the city,
I wouldn't push back on it.
if he was, if he did your bail.
But your bail judge also has to be separate from your trial.
I see.
Ideally he wouldn't do either, is it right?
I can call the commissioner though.
You just wanna see if he's gonna be here today?
Yeah, yeah, I'm just curious like if, no.
Okay.
Hi commissioner it's Helen with doc HR. I've got box here and he is just wondering, uh, be able to come down today to discuss his charges more some questions.
You're the guy that gave the five.
Okay, so his 24-hour hold has been extended?
Bastards! Of course.
Okay. Sounds good. I will let him know.
eavesdropper eavesdropper eavesdropper okay i'll let him know thank you commissioner dropping
eaves um is saying that he's going to be getting your whole extended which he needs
judge approval to do um and every hour you're spending at the prison now he's going to
count towards your sentence okay but i don't want you to know you're not wasting your time
Yeah, okay. That's his approach.
That makes sense, then.
I just want to reiterate, you should technically be released on bail.
So if you wanted to push about it, if that's what you want it, but you're, I mean,
it's working towards your time, so like it's kind of whatever.
But just so you know.
So they get bail and then they give me the charge.
I have to come back, right?
Yeah.
So if you got bail, you would be out, you know, until you were to commit a crime
and then you would be held until trial or until you sign a plea deal.
Yeah, when you sign a plea deal, you do have to come back.
Yes, I'm better off just staying in this.
Um, yeah, you can just stick in here if they're making it work for you.
But if there was none, somebody needed to find.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
It's Banana Boy! What's up, Banana Boy?
Is that Mr. Paul?
What the yuck?
What is it?
He says he's here to visit his friends.
He went down the hall to the left.
Sound like Mr. Paul.
It's Banana Boy!
Oh, there he is!
I guess it's one it should probably leave them let him commit
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
He can wait.
We kind of finished our conversation.
No, no, no.
Talking.
I have time to yell at you like a...
Mr. Paul.
I'll think of what.
You'll make those hip martyries.
It's funny.
It's kinda funny.
It's funny.
Yeah, open the door!
Open it!
All right, go get it.
You want to be box like I'll support you if you want to I'm just letting you know your option
Hey look if they don't extend it by the dark minute of my 24-hour I'm walking out of here
That is technically your legal right
Good good
Now I have that it's 80 trials. Do you know how would you know you have like you have a right to do process
And the due process is it approved before the 24 hours is up by a judge
And they get extended up to 70
I don't even know when the 24-hour mark is.
You shot up the place, I can check.
It did, but doesn't it go by the-
So from the time of the crime?
Time of the crime or is it like when I get processed?
They had-
The theoretically it should be from the time of the crime,
but it's likely from the time of the crime.
They had me in custody for hours.
Yeah.
Yeah, again, it should be from the time of the crime.
It is likely from the time you got processed,
because, you know, her cops,
he's been three hours a couple of years ago.
It was the time of the crime, but things may have changed.
Um,
it's been about in 20 minutes.
It's been four hours from the time of the gun.
Really?
Yeah.
Now's the time to take about it.
Well, how did they send you up on like a 24 hour jail holder?
Did they? What if I think so? Yeah, or team 55?
Oh, hey, yeah, Martin's not here yet.
That's yeah, they sent you up for 24 change from whenever you got processed.
Oh, you swing it, you swallow a coin in the capital.
What?
Yeah, yeah, I have an athlete to work with.
Hmm.
Hmm.
stay quiet and like, don't forget.
It's in the middle of the academy.
Okay, okay, okay, so what do we do?
Call Ember and tell him.
Yeah, if you stay, if you stay in here and cooperate, it counts your time.
Anyway, so if you're signing a plea deal, if you need to get out, you have
shit you need to do.
What?
I'm just saying, like, if my hold comes up, can they still charge me later?
Is that still a thing?
Yes, they yeah, they can still charge you if you you get on on your they they'd still post it to the docket and it would be
The same you know plea deal or a trial depending on what I do
I'll take a plea deal trial sucks
Yeah, no, you should absolutely take a plea deal. I I got you on camera box
I did it. I admit it to do it. I did it. But like, yeah, why I did it. You know, there's no point.
Well, uh, even if there's evidence to do it, you still did it. Yeah, I still did it. So that's
why I'm going to take a plea deal because I'm not the judge. And if I get, yeah, I also, I looked
up the definition of terrorism for you. Yeah, I looked up the definition of terrorism for you
and even back, like, consented to being shot. And first of all, you also shot a judge. And
And then also it includes like intimidation in the public.
And you definitely intimidated the public because everybody.
The timing on his what?
The timing on his what?
Chatterbox, I really think you should go public with Vivek telling you to do that.
I already told the news.
Oh, OK, good.
The news stuff this morning, I sat with him when I snitched.
good. Okay. I'm glad you're like a little wiser for me. Um, I have no strong opinions on the
Vec. I really just don't want the marriage to be corrupt in general.
You think that would be corrupt? He seems like a very like, you know, straight to the point guy.
Shadowbox, he paid you to shut the debate. I did it for free.
I don't see how that's corruption, but alright.
People got hurt multiple.
Yeah, well, I mean, no one bad.
I like Barak.
I used to
I don't think the things you dislike him for are enough for him to die over
Your opinion I'm aware of that
You need to be let out. Kirk's already dooming. What do you mean? Why is he dooming?
Hey, you're Kirk and Stumble for cops though. Yeah, I did. I wasn't sure if you knew. Yeah.
He said, Tessa, this is so hard. Scared in all caps. They might be repeat radio comms
for five minutes straight called me a fluffer.
What's a fluffer?
I don't know.
I mean, he adds a bunch of stuff into his comms
that he doesn't need to say.
He clogs up the radio.
He probably goes, I bet you just had a lot.
No, I bet it's not that.
I bet it's him yapping to fill space
and not getting out just the crucial information
and moving on.
We've got this guy.
He's turning left on the outer street apartment.
I was there one time, you know with the red sign and the mailbox on the corner. Yeah
His guys turns are looser than my butthole
Like something oh why he's hitting the squeeze
God dang that squeeze all you could have put a two-byte for my butthole I could have snapped that thing in here
Chair box, you have a movie star now
kind of movie
I'm gonna be in a horror movie
I found out how to put money on your book.
But you did it.
I'm so good.
Yeah.
Just hand him cash.
He needs cash.
Go to the terminal and you can do it there.
So if I have cash on me, I can go to the terminal and go
with the screen by the kitchen.
Yep, yep.
Oh.
Yep.
Helen, can I have $100?
Oh, thank you, Tessa.
Helen, can I have $100?
HELLON!
Will you buy me a pair of dice?
Sure!
You can do it yourself!
We can do mine now!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Thank you Helen!
I will go buy some dice right now!
Tessie want some dice?
Helen, we don't have to go to the grocery store
or we can eat here.
FIREON!
I'll be right back!
Do you still want Tessie here?
She can go if she wants to. Thank you, Tessa. I will not phone you, but I will phone you when I get your number on a pay phone. Don't worry.
Okay.
my my oh shit she's in the London list don't worry
okay so what if I got money right damn okay now I'm outside of it terminal
I
Didn't work
Okay, that wasn't what I wanted
I might have to be the D.O.C.
Chatterbox what?
It's me Scotty, but I I know it's you Scotty. I know what?
What you didn't go to college? I don't know if you have object permanence. I don't know why you're being so mean, okay?
Okay, well what's up?
Hey, uh, but that wants to come see you
That wants to come and see me. Why would you hire that?
What, fly around?
Hey, relax, relax!
There before you break a hip, you'll beg!
Look at who it is, my favorite little Steadivok.
I can't stand you.
You look like Cruella DeVille that's under deathbed!
Okay, and you look like Saichobop if you haven't even had that hairline.
I don't know who that is, but thank you!
You! I don't know how to do it!
Fuck it.
Stop swearing!
Fuck it.
I don't know how to do it!
Fuck it.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, yuck.
I said, well, go ahead and say it.
Now what?
Now what?
You know, add funds.
I don't have that.
Yeah, go ahead.
I have.
Add times 10.
That's all I have.
That's what it is.
Yeah, go ahead.
Add your money in.
It doesn't work.
I have that's what it is. Yeah, go ahead. Add your money in. It doesn't work.
My road, it doesn't work.
Really? Yeah, really.
All it does is add some bunch of whatever the
It's in the invi- like, it just adds burgers to what I would use on it.
Excuse me!
It doesn't add my funds.
It did for me.
What do you mean? What did it do for you?
This is bull yuck.
I have 23 diamonds.
Explain, explain, explain.
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
No, explain it, explain it.
Explain my yuck.
Alright, I'm going to visitation!
You lied to me, Flyrone! You lied to me!
Why do you have a tager out?
What? Oh.
Sorry.
It didn't work, by the way. Flyrone lied. I'm keeping the money.
I should check my time
Yeah
Go try to go try to just buy something with cash in your pocket and see if you can slip the cash in
No, I think it's just a you guys thing and not enough thing because they want to work
us to death because we're just animals to them for animals.
Oh, okay.
Fuck me now.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Oh, sorry.
No, no.
Is she going through something?
Well, aren't you upset, huh?
I didn't do anything.
Well, you're the only thing that's changed around here as you being here.
No, you're the new thing around here, and now the vibe is down.
Morale is down.
No, no, no, no, no.
Great.
No, it's not my darling, dear.
We had a lovely meeting earlier.
I don't hear your chicken-lip-a-lip-a-lip-a-lip, all right?
I don't want to have arguments with you.
So why don't we let lesbians be lesbians and put it all behind?
You know what? I agree with you.
So every time I'm around, you know, when I'm out of my cell, you just go sit in the, like,
Warren's office and, you know, keep it yourself.
And I think we'll be getting along just fine.
Oh fuck
Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Oh my god
You don't have to take visions, I know I don't, I want to
Cause it's funny bro
Listen chat, all we gotta do is hope, hope, hope.
They don't extend the time by the deadline.
So much beeping what the fuck I'm starting a card giveaway.
I'm starting a giveaway.
It ends in 10 minutes.
I think Helen and Tessa spoke.
I think Helen and Tessa spoke and it wasn't good.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
What are you looking at, huh?
Scotty, we have prisoners.
I know that's a big, big, big sack.
I got it.
You piece of shit.
What are you talking about?
Didn't I do a good job?
I got you in the ear, didn't I?
What the hell were you thinking shooting me, Carmelo?
Who else did you fucking shoot?
I don't know.
They said, remember when you told me
to keep shooting to the gun when click?
I closed my eyes and just kept letting it rip.
I would never say that.
Well, what are you talking about?
I heard that you're saying, oh, it was there or whatever.
Absolute non-management.
What about the mansion?
What mansion?
The mansion you told me to go to. Remember that mansion?
I can talk to you. I'm not conspiring anything with you.
Give me a break!
The kiss of death! The kiss of death, remember?
I do that all the time in my speeches.
But you told me that's the signal. The kiss of death. Take a shot.
You would never say such a thing.
I would never say something I would want you to shoot me in Chatterbox while you're doing this to me.
Are you sure you can trust your memory?
What do you mean? You both were there! You both told me to do it!
It was so crazy. Classic Chatterbox out of his goddamn mind.
Excuse me? Excuse me, sir?
I'm gonna let you...
You're telling me... You're telling me that I did this for you.
You want me to do this, and now you're just flopping on me?
I'm not
I'm not
What are you even talking about?
How would I want you to shoot Carmella?
I thought we were in this together!
No, I accidentally shot Carmella because after I shot you, I panicked.
Because I got you in the ear but I panicked and I was supposed to shoot in the air.
You panicked while you panicked. What are you talking about?
I told you at the meeting I'm not good with guns.
You never told me anything on such a short.
I've never even know what you're talking about.
Well, I thought it was, you know, freedom.
You know, like fight, fight, fight.
You know, shoot you in the ear, you get a little clout,
you know?
Fight, fight, fight.
Yeah, fight, fight, fight.
That's what you told me.
Wow, imagine using the winner's own words against him
when he's shouting abuse.
I turned a bad situation.
I turned a bad situation into something
that gives people of Los Santos hope.
And let me tell you, they have hope.
I have never pulled higher than I have right now.
I just had an interview, and I am going to win this thing.
So, so, so if you win, I did a good job, right?
So it's me?
I will never support terrorism.
Wait, what?
But, but you said it wasn't terrorism, it was, it was fake.
It's a cool group chat.
You shot me, what are you talking about?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
And then Lilith texted me saying,
hey, it's Lilith, I'm here to serve you
because you sent her.
What are you talking about?
It's on my phone!
What are you talking about?
What do you mean, show me your phone?
I don't have it, the cops have it now, they look through it already!
Awww...
That's so sad, I'm sorry to hear that.
I just talked to a cop.
Why are you acting like we didn't do this together?
Why are you acting like I did this on my own?
We did not do it together, I would never do it.
I would never put the people of Los Santos life on the line.
I am doing this a whole legend is to make Los Santos a better place and God damn it.
So many people got shot.
You are so bad.
What?
What?
I thought you said it.
Look at that shot.
You told me that not to hurt me.
Drogis got shot.
I got shot.
The Beck got shot.
Sam, because you guys were supposed to jump in front of him.
That was the whole plan.
You told me to do that.
Vivek, you told me that if you got it after I did this for you, you'd hurt me.
What in the delusions is going on?
I want to know he's just changed his story. He said I told him to unload a clip and he got freaked out because he has a bad aim
And now the story is
She's supposed to shoot you because you're blocking me. I mean this guy's out of his freakin mind
No, that's the eye way. I closed my eyes. I told you I was gonna do that. I'm not good at shooting
Okay, so get you a story. Okay. I remember let me get the stories
So let's just say you were there and you go what the yuck?
He's down! He's yucking down!
I can stop!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Check this!
No, no, no, no!
He's a yuck of pissing yuck!
He's a yuck of slacking it!
Ryan, you can get him!
Mayor!
Mayor, get out!
Hey!
Hey!
That person!
You piece of yuck!
You son of a bitch!
You shut the mayor!
I'll kill you again!
I'll kill you!
You're so...
I'll kill you!
Chatterbox!
Did you just get taste by my guard?
No, no, it was...
it was chatterbox
it looked like it was dying
chatterbox stop, stop pitting
stop pitting
he's attacking me!
take a picture, take a picture, take a picture
shit!
oh shit!
where are you going?
you piece of shit!
chatterbox stop!
you too you piece of shit!
you too Kaiyou!
I can do it!
Oh, it's in!
It's in!
Get away!
I'm going!
Get it!
Get it!
It's in!
Get it!
Sorry!
Oh, wow.
Look at that.
The assassin and the politician
dying next to each other
arm and arm.
and you know I just tried to get a good picture of it and I'm not going on. I got way too much.
I hate Spolitanx!
Ma'am, you need to step out. We're going to need to call. Do we need to call you?
Oh, of course.
Yeah.
Yes, please.
Yeah, of course. I have no problem stepping out.
The thing that looks so good for Johnny.
Please step out.
I heard behind you in the corner falling down.
Yeah, sir.
Sir, come on.
I'm sorry. I was just in the PR.
You're taking it the whole time, General Barclay.
You're gonna pay for this, baby.
You're gonna pay for this.
You've earned my life.
You're gonna pay for this.
Oh, not hurt anybody.
He's saying, why are you sitting on my head?
He's getting me away from him.
He's scaring me. He's threatening me.
You're gonna leave.
Jesus Christ.
In case you need to throw up,
You can, you can the trash can.
I actually do feel something coming.
Yeah, there you go.
Hey, uh, Mr. Mayor, is there anything you need to DMS?
I do.
I don't, because I'm not built like you.
You're not built like the rest of us. You're just a, you're just a potato.
And your bill is going to be stuck in prison.
I'm taking a lot.
I'm testifying this in court. I'm taking this to court.
Oh, give me a break.
Give me a break.
Crazy chatterbox.
That's what they call it.
It's not no one called you.
It's you call me that.
I need some.
Oh, feels good.
There you go, buddy.
Okay, Mr. Mayor.
EMSR on the way to help you out.
Perfect.
You're just the wrong state.
This isn't over!
Goodbye, chatterbox.
Ha ha ha.
No!
I think he ragebated me, flyroan.
I mean, if I would have been in your shoes
and somebody would have put on my face,
I would have beat the shit out of them two.
He's too smart.
He tricked me again.
And now they got pictures not going to look even worse.
Don't worry, I got pictures of them trying to talk to you.
It makes them look like he was guilty.
But you got pictures of that?
Yeah, I got pictures of the whole conversation.
No, before they outbursts?
Yes, I have that.
Got a box.
I told you, there's a reason.
There's a reason why I'm doing what I'm doing.
You're the goat, fly rowing, you're the goat.
There we go.
There you go.
Thanks.
You can come out, I'm not keeping,
I'm not doing yeah, it's okay. I'm gonna stay in here for a minute cuz I'm madder than yuck and if I see him again
I'm gonna snap his neck I
Don't blame you
the
phone? No need. No need.
Yeah, it doesn't work.
Free meal though. Actually, I don't think I can I can't
The free meals I have in a meal chat just a bag of chips or a bottle of water
Chad that was perfect if he intended on getting chatterbox to attack him he did it
He did the perfect thing he could have done bro
I wish I could.
I'm still laughing about it. What a bastard dude.
Hello there, this is Theodore from LSBN News, how are you?
Theodore, I am doing just great, how are you doing?
I'm doing swell.
There seems to be footage here from the DOC that was just handed to me by the warden,
Scotty.
You are basically coming to speak with a clown individual and on this tape it looks like you are mocking him and put a mask on forcing him to attack you.
Can we get your side of events?
First of all, the way you just framed that is the most dishonest thing I've heard.
Forcing him to attack you? What are we talking about here?
Forcing him to attack me by putting on a mask?
This individual seems very unstable and you are pushing.
I'm sorry, you said you're a reporter?
Yes, and there's also another reporter here from another DLC witness saying that you went there
and you were trying to discuss the case that might be getting posted on a docket to try to form a plan.
I'm sorry, can I just tell you in plain English?
I'm not even going to try to interpret this.
What I'm trying to say is I went because I heard chatterbox spreading rumors about me
I went to talk to him, man to man,
and he started getting aggressive,
and then I tried to make him remember what happened
on the day, and he started to attack me.
Because he, if you remember, committed a terroristic act
at the debate yesterday, where he shot
multiple people of Los Santos.
Trying to make him remember, okay,
so you were just trying to give him information
of what to say?
No, I did not say that.
very helpful Mr. Rama Squammy thank you very much I'm sorry can we meet
I
I
LSBS, bro
Oh my god.
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAH
HAHAH
OH MY GOD
Oh
Okay
Okay, we just got to run we got to outrun this time we got to outrun this clock
140 minutes
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, uh, I found a spot.
You found a good spot?
Yeah, I found it.
Hello?
Hello.
Hey, uh, I found a spot.
You found a good spot?
Yeah, no, I just gotta get the, you know, the other part.
Yeah, yeah, you got time, you got time, so no rush, but, yeah.
Okay, have you found anything I got about your plea?
Now, now they're trying to extend my hold.
But, if they don't do it in the next two hours, I can walk out of here.
Oh, shit. If you walk out of there in two hours, would you want this shit to happen now?
No, no, no, no, no, no. I have to...
Okay, okay.
I gotta... there's a bunch of things I have to get confirmed before we do it, so...
You know, there is a slight chance this might not even happen, but... a big chance it's gonna happen.
Okay. Alright, I'll keep working on finding the second half of the plan.
Alright, alright, alright. Good job, good job.
Yeah Chet, we gotta cover our tracks with this.
We have to make sure that if somebody else doesn't, she doesn't do it, we have to make
sure.
Because if there's a consequence for her not doing it, we can't do it.
Then this gets even more fucking tricky.
this gets even more fucking turkey bro
No, Vinnie wasn't her dad.
Vinnie was Cups' adoptive dad.
Like he adopted her and then abandoned.
That cycle continued, which sucks, but like it's perfect for, in a way it's perfect
for like for a story.
Anyway, for milk ready recap when I can't do ready recap
during this entire arc because I'm too scared that I'm going
to get leaked on stupid shit.
Growing pains with this clip.
Yeah.
This is beautiful.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, this is beautiful and I have a balcony sure do this is Sina
Yeah, oh
No
We've all been there chat we've all been there
Oh my god. She survived. Oh my god, dude, I'm right here. Okay, hold on. Come in. Oh
Oh my gosh, this is beautiful and I have a balcony!
Sure do.
What?
Oh, what?
Oh my gosh.
Oh!
Oh my god!
We've all been there, Sina, we've all been there.
And perma.
I don't want to see that, actually, because I don't want to...
to if there are things that could be said or whatever. Yeah, we don't know that.
So, waiting for Tina Tarpe. Is she going to?
full issue our PQ bro foolish oh my god
now this would be foolish just stomping
grounds dude I'm not gonna lie to you he dude that guy can oh my god bro I would
love to see him RP love it
Yeah, you were here earlier, apparently, or something?
That was busy.
Yeah, it was. I wanted to see how you were doing.
You wanted to see how I was doing.
That was after what you asked me and after you shot or tried to assassinate my best friend yesterday.
I talked to her. We cleared the air. We cleared the air. We're good.
Wait, you talked to her?
Yep. She came to the prison. We talked about it. We cleared the air. We're good.
Okay, so that wasn't related to what you asked me because you did say that right after I
was not trying to shoot caramel.
Who were you aiming for?
Zivik.
Oh, why?
He asked me to print.
It was stage.
He asked he wanted me to pretend to assassinate him.
Like it was like a shoot him in the ear type of thing.
But for the media, for Cloud, for his campaign.
I see, that's so fucked up, but honestly that makes him way more sense now that he explained it that way.
Yeah, yeah, now he's like...
I just thought you were doing it because he wanted her to fucking do what you asked me so you were like antagonizing so you shot her and tried to kill her or something.
No, cause how would I get her to do it if she's dead?
That is very true, that is true, cause if that was the case you probably would have shot her in the leg.
Okay
Have you I have to call you back I'm getting spam
Don't call text before call. I call you you text me
Yeah, because it's gonna be awkward you call me the DS here standing where besides me I'm gonna be like, oh, hey
He's still in there.
I'm probably still doing the fucking... what do you call it?
Academy.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Do you work for the news?
No.
Oh.
Somebody told me.
What? How can you sound like you're...
Why are you speaking like that?
Are you, like, trying to sound, like, cool?
Or, like, badass?
You're just speaking in a way that seems forced.
Like, you're, like, trying to sound like...
No, this is...
Sorry, continue.
...very nice speak.
Oh, okay.
I'm so sorry.
I feel a little bad now.
My bad.
My nostrils don't open up all the way.
Oh.
You probably have sleep apnea then, too.
Yeah.
Well, now I have a headache,
Because you're annoying. Goodbye.
What?
Hello?
Shut up man!
What up?
What's up, man?
What up?
Um, I'm in prison.
It's my prison phone.
Yeah, I know.
How come you can come and visit me today, man?
You don't like me?
Wait, that's because I'm not going to hide inside the casino.
Yeah, but, yeah, but like, that's right now.
I've been, I've been out of bed for like seven hours.
I thought, you know, my skeleton buddy would come and say hi or something,
something but like if you don't yuck with me you could just say that you know
put me on speakerphone
I guess I still don't know if I'm going to die.
Is the casino closed?
Yes.
How'd you guys get here?
We were all seeing this training thing for security.
And we pretended to be poor.
And they let us in to practice being chaotic around security guards.
So instead I said Twinkle, we should hide while the commotion is happening and stay in here once everyone leaves.
I'm gonna lie, that was a perfect plan.
But now there's a security guard in the room, right next to Twinkle's checking in the garbage, but Twinkle's in his head so he doesn't know.
You don't think you can get a picture without a noticing?
No, I can't. That was right next to him.
This is Lake will kill us. He's had a security and he's here.
Oh, that's not good!
I know!
So all we want to do is...
What's your plan though? What if they all leave and lock the doors and you guys...
You guys are going to stay there and gamble?
Leave? Well, none of the machines are like powered off right now,
but we want to go in the elevator and we want to see what all the floors are looking like
I look at like a movie to the top floor and see if there's like a pool down there that we can jump into or something
I don't know. We haven't thought that far
Now you should do if they all leave you go you guys go take selfies take pictures just use selfies
If you guys know my loudest things in there and then it's when you guys are done and get out you send it to Lang
Are you giving to the news like Ron Otterfinn's a making article you guys were in there partying?
Yeah, I mean if they catch us we're just gonna make a break for the elevator and beat up anybody that comes in there with us.
Hey man good luck girl, I'll let you go you good luck man.
I
Did I'm jealous I'm jealous chat I want to be there
Oh, dude
But now but now I had to roleplay you know, I had to roll the roleplay fucking god damn it
I watch this for no pixel rewards.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You keep turning in exactly when I'm in prison?
I've been in prison.
I'm going to hold.
What you doing down there, man?
Who said that?
Who said that?
Getting some commissary stuff.
Yeah?
Good.
Yeah, I'm getting some commissary stuff.
That's good. That's good.
Enjoy.
Who is that? Where are you?
I'm here.
Where's right here?
It's watching you.
This is a pretty dirty in there.
Maybe you can clean them.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, maybe I should see him.
I might have to talk to Barbara about it.
What are you looking for?
Yeah, it's pretty small.
Go up the stairs.
There's an arcade at the top floor.
The games.
The games work.
The games?
Yeah.
What are games?
Upstairs.
Okay.
Okay.
There's...
Come.
Okay.
Oh
Just do the lady
What
I'm in the arcade room
I'm talking Jesus. I'm talking to Jesus. He's like our case up here. I was like where he's cool as fuck
Oh shit. Hey, Bows, you got food? I'm starving.
Oh, I only got drinks. I'm not kidding. I just killed a child. I just killed a child.
Okay, okay, okay
Okay, I just what the fuck
Yeah, yeah
Oh
Each other box hey those two guys are really lost
Hello chatterbox yellow
Why
Potatoes
if it's not me getting out of here I don't know if I really care you're not
getting out of here I don't care you know it's got a fair enough
something how's everything been here now you don't care yeah you don't care
no actually I do care because I do want this place to succeed you want this
place to succeed yes I do actually okay cool you're one of the first people here
to have an extended stay yeah that's why man I'm legitimately asking yeah but
you don't care if I live or die so who cares about that I do actually care if
you live or die why would you think that let's not beat around the bush
sure man. Where where are you coming from with this? That's okay. What's up man? No
no no no, let's let's backtrack this. You threatened me yesterday. I did not threaten
you. I had no intentions of threatening you or hurting you. Okay. So what kind of choice
Am I gonna have to make by your hand, you know, you're gonna
Box if you do this you might have to do this
I think no no no no no take a sit back. I think they might have been a few cross-wires
I'm not electrician
All right
No, there was no threatening with any of that
I'm telling you your future, that you'll probably have to make your own choice.
I'm not trying to choose or have that decision influence on my behalf, it is a you choice.
Okay.
So what's up?
I have no intention.
I'm not the person to do those sorts of things.
Well, who would do it?
Again, that is not who I am.
Isn't that what you did the first time? You didn't do it, but you got other people to do it.
Again, back into a corner life of death. I'm not here to play manipulative bullshit where I
Get ways like that. That was my own life of death decision. Everybody, unfortunately, reacts differently.
okay okay okay okay. Hey guys,
hey, hey, hey, I got Dawson on
the phone. He wanted to talk
about chatterbox's uh docket
posting. Are you explaining
that daily? Uh he can come
down if you'd like. Come on
Dawson, you want to come down
or do you want me to put you
on speaker? Put him on speaker.
No, I get it. He's wanting
to say stuff to you so I'm
Okay. Okay, got you on speaker. Hello, Commissioner Blossom.
Oh, he's sweet. We don't gotta play phone tag here, man. If you've got something to say,
you come down here and say it. All right, I'll see you soon. All right, perfect.
All right, see ya. Seriously, you made me do all that with the speaker phone stuff
just to tell him to come down here, chat about it. Yeah, man, because like, look,
I heard your phone. I heard the result from your phone called Nest, okay? I'm
I'm not having you ruin this too, all right?
I'm locking the arcade.
Oh, no! But, oh man!
Jane, they take everything.
All right, look.
If there's a game off, then I apologize.
I am in no ways trying to threaten your life.
I am letting you know the obvious decisions
it that will most likely be in your future that are going to be extremely tough.
I just don't understand why you would say that.
Why I said to Dundee Park today?
Yeah, why is that?
Why is any of that relevant?
Because you shared something with me that was clearly deeply personal to yourself.
Yeah, and I trusted you with that.
And I have not said it to anybody.
Cross your mind and hope to die?
Cross my heart.
I have had two separate conversations today.
Both of them have asked about the context of our conversation.
Yours and I.
I have told them explicitly that remains between you and I.
Okay, what about the conversation between you, myself, and, um, Commissioner Boyd?
Austin? Yeah.
It stayed there.
What?
I understand.
This city is cool.
This city has people in it
that want to hurt you.
Want to see you fall.
I am not...
My time is coming.
A goldman will die.
I just
When I actually asked you
How this place is I truly want to know okay, I'll give you the deeds
awesome
You know, it's a little lonely, but other than that's awesome
the only thing that should get fixed in here is
Up there
The whole to the to the visitation should always be unlocked
Because if there's no DOC, then we're just yucked.
There's that.
Inside visitation, there's like that other door that goes up to the other hallway that I'm not allowed.
That's where, if you get released, you get, the local DOC will put you in there.
But if it's locked, you're stuck in there.
You have no phone, you can't call no one, you're just stuck.
So no one knows you're in there.
So that, oh, the one door on the other side, the good side, not the visitation side, but the other side should always be unlocked.
Let me just answer this quickly as twice I call me.
Hello there.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Bar.
I will get you signed up.
Yeah, I need you to say it, Adi.
I know, Chad. I know.
It's...
I know, I know, I know.
I
Yeah, you okay?
Okay, my driver's license number is 1863
I don't know Mr. Chatterbox, I do know Mr. Chatterbox, I met him like one time, what
the, what was that?
Well, it's me.
He's right next to you.
Okay, and I bet you like one time, what am I supposed to know about you?
No, you just give me a hundred bucks or something.
I- I have like $200 to my name!
Okay, so give me half! I gotta fill my commissary!
Heh heh heh!
Oh uh, I'll- listen, I make the money, I keep the money, I spend the money, alright?
Who is this? She sounds selfish!
Heh heh!
Uh, no. My name is Claudia Pobar, okay?
I used to be the number one realtor in this city, before Matthew Payne decided just to, you know, do whatever he wanted to do.
I was the greatest divorce attorney for Reed and and all of his family in the
lost. I was a doctor. I only killed like four people legally. All right. I I just
want to go back to being an attorney and enjoying my life.
Remeber to sing on the good old days huh? Move on sister!
And I am also the wife of Dennis LaBar. All right cool.
Dennis LaBar, former chief supreme international inter-seller justice.
Do you hear me?
So everything in your life sounds former and now you're just washed up.
Your whole life is just...
Maybe living in my past life.
I have been!
I can admit my fault.
But you know what?
I still could kick your ass today.
Don't, don't even, don't even play me, okay?
Okay, this man, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry I made you upset.
I'm just gonna have to ask you to calm down, okay? Just calm down, okay? Just take it down notch, all right?
No, I'm actually like, I'm super calm, don't worry about it.
That's you, calm? No wonder you got removed from all your positions!
No, no, no, don't you dare! Don't you dare! I didn't get removed from my positions!
You! You need to take a cherry pill!
I had a stable job. Every time I had a stable job, some random people came in and started, you know, blowing up gas stations and shooting each other because, you know,
Nobody just respects each other anymore, alright? And I'm sick of it.
You know what it is? You know what I think it is? I think that you're blaming other people, but the real thing blowing up is you.
You blow up because you got anger problems, sister.
I do. I do. Excuse me. Do you? No, I do not, actually. You know what? I do need to talk to a therapist.
But that is besides the point, okay?
I don't think there's enough therapy to fix you. Okay? I know that by experience, okay? It's okay to be different.
Okay, absolutely everybody's different.
I wouldn't want, you know, like 1500,000 people all walking in a straight line together.
It's the creative one that makes life worth living.
Oh, so you're stupid on purpose?
I can't believe you just said that to me.
Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down.
I'm barely even talking to you.
She is way too much talk to her.
I can't talk to this lady.
I
Yes
If there's ever somebody that's going to kill me you do spoke with them what she's gonna kill you
You know I used to work with her husband many many many many years ago. He's actually the person that hired me
a long time ago. That's probably him. And you know how things go when you go to retirement
and you know. I've never been retired. Hello there. I'm speaking with Chateau Boxer now.
It should be on the same post, okay?
Oh, right.
Oh, same post.
This is referring to Chatabox, right?
You're just talking about me? I can't even hear it?
Hold on. I'll put it on speakerphone so he can hear you.
So he has...
Well, it's more...
Frankly, son, I would like, you know, him to understand what is actually happening.
Yep, sounds good, sir.
Yes, son.
Hey, Chatter, I'm double your age.
I can tell.
Oh
Well, no, I already have my answers very Bailey, I just need to make sure what up with the correct bail conditions or whatnot
So we're gonna hit that post should we have been officer here?
Releasing it. I haven't a safe in the bowl. We're getting this up first, and I believe he's gonna be put on bail and released. Oh
What
Well, yeah, you got bail conditions, so I'm gonna keep you in mind, would you know?
Cool!
You wanna stay in prison?
No, no, no!
I thought I was just getting a plea agreement.
I was gonna sign something and that was gonna be it.
Alright.
Well, we gotta do the docking and put that up and then...
Come on, man!
Just hit the easy button on that.
You know, the old girl skipped, you know?
Put the paperwork!
I'm hanging up.
I've got so much to work on.
This is going to take a long time, isn't it?
Hopefully not.
Did the Grand Moskami came down here today to try to get a story straight and I didn't
want to do it with him because he wanted me to like change my story to favor him and
offer me things?
And I said no and then he put my clown mask on and started mocking me and I started
beating the brakes off of him and then he took a picture of it to make it.
I don't know what his plan is.
He's a bad man!
Mr. Chatterbox, I don't doubt that he is.
Smell that? Smells like...
Smells like baby powder.
Oh!
Hey, the powder's pretty good.
It smells like a human trying to clean up.
You put that on your head.
Now so you don't get...
So your hat doesn't irritate your head?
No, you put that on your hands and you walk past with it.
Oh.
I know that.
Uh chatterbox the docket poster should be going up in here at 30 to an hour at most
Okay, an hour most. I don't know what that means
That means the charges that are gonna be pressed against you will be placed on the public docket. Oh, okay
Proceeding floor court. Okay. We have to go to court
No, not necessarily you can settle a court or you can go to court. It's up to you decide how much path you might take
I'll probably settle out of it. You know if it's not too bad
And then surely afterwards will be a bill conditions tied to it as well
Which you have to abide by since you're looking at capital offense crime. Okay, and it's all held until trial
So you'll be cut loose and that from there will settle on either a plea deal or if you want to contest the charges, okay?
So what what's the way so okay, so if I get let go
But I but I make a mistake let's say
Allegedly allegedly, let me give you a scenario. That's not gonna happen
But that could you know in translation in a certain universe could happen, okay?
Let's say me and me and happy are walking down the street, right?
And we look and I'm like, oh my God, look, look, look, look happy.
Look, and we see a gang member, right?
Right? And the gang member is robbing an old lady, right?
So we walk up to that gang member.
We beat the brakes off of him and we rob him and I get caught doing this.
What happens to me?
All right.
The way it works.
I
Judge may conduct a bit review anytime during the 12-hour period which obviously was done and then
Your your standard bill you must obey the law. No additional felonies
Wow any trial
What about misdemeanors?
Unless it's felonies in here, okay, okay good enough for me good enough for me
You cannot carry a weapon to as well.
Okay, but what is a weapon?
Is a pool cue a weapon?
What if I'm just going to the bar to play pool?
You know?
Yeah, but if you use as a weapon.
I could use my phone as a weapon.
I could use my phone as a weapon.
I could use a hotdog as a weapon.
I could shove it down Ember's throat and make her choke again.
You know?
That takes a phone call and a middle of a conversation.
That's crazy.
I did.
I- I-
Oh, okay, I didn't-
Okay, okay, let me never put one.
Alright, they're close to-
It's the doctor's push right now.
You probably can see it pretty soon in your phone.
Okay.
I'm not gonna read it anyway.
That test is gonna have to read it to me.
It's not my strong point.
So commissioner so like this goes up right so it's gonna take a while for you guys to
decide what charges you're gonna press but once you guys decide that then I can choose
A or B like trial or okay.
Yeah the good news is you won't be stuck here.
Yeah that is good news.
Oh, by the way, Mr. Bailey, you got like seven pay phones in there.
What?
It's the big 2026.
Ain't no one memorizing no one's phone numbers.
What do you want us to do?
Just go in there and dial 911 and ask them.
I need to talk to my mom.
Can you get her number for me?
You don't have access to 11 list, do you?
Nope.
You know, I'm wearing the door one that you have saved and then that will be added.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and this is another one, okay?
This one, this is Boyuck.
Flybone came in here.
It's big old belly and stuff like that.
Hungry is yet, you know, and I'm working in there trying super hard just to get
for a burger, okay? And they make me scrub in there, okay?
If I run this cash in his pocket, add this to his commissary.
How come I can't do that? I have $100, why can't I add that to my commissary?
So, boy, yuck! Instead, I gotta go clean the toilets.
There's somebody ass to the job.
Okay, okay, fair. But I'm a sick man. I'm also a sick man.
Pretty Ruben Bourne.
I'm also a very sick man, okay? I have diseases, all right?
And I am slowly dying, okay?
And what happens if I'm contagious?
You guys holding me here should have to pay my medical bills
to get me treated, okay?
Because otherwise, you'll cause an outbreak
and this whole place will have to get quarantined.
You know, that's a good point.
Yeah!
It sounds like one of the, uh...
the same directors, when they get that up and running,
should take a look at that.
I don't get paid on your list, though.
Don't forget, for that, it was important, right?
I get sick again, you know, I want to come to prison and get some treatment, you know.
Oh, there are medical offices in here?
Yeah, but they're like, well, what do you want us to do?
You got $7,000?
I'm like, no, I got $7,000.
I'm in prison.
Oh, well, sorry, man.
You're going to die.
I'm going to die.
I have the right to live unless you put on a little gavel thingy.
Death! And I've ended my rights gone by. But that didn't happen!
So, I deserve medical treatment for my disease!
Indeed. You know, there was a very big point of
talking yesterday at the mayoral debates, and the shame that those ended early.
Well, Brahmaswamy tricked me! He's a bad man!
That's what your incoming mayor needs to be aware of.
Please think the mayor is going to be you think he's going to be around me please no he came here and then he found out I snitched and now he's really mad at me.
Well Mr. Chaddifox that's a great question there.
I'm glad you're here.
The shaved man, I'll vote the shaved man he know what to do.
Hold on, hold on.
I won't escape you all potentially willing to testify.
Will that help my case?
Like with this, you know, with this help my process?
Cause like, yeah, if you guys throw me a bone here,
I will 100% show up, I hate court,
but I will 100% show up the court, okay?
Just throw me a bone here.
Throw me a bone here.
Absolutely.
I got a good plea deal.
I won't see a reason not to, you know,
put a court in testify, cause I'll be happy.
If I'm a happy man, you'll be a happy man.
You'll be a happy man, you know what I mean?
Scratch my back, I scratch your back, you know?
Justice is served.
Sure that they could be some sweeten deals, if that is something that you are willing to consider.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Absolutely. I will be at core.
They call me...
They call me Mr. Snitsity.
Alright? That's what they call me on the screens.
Heh heh.
Hmm.
I'll leave this up to you how to work that out, but I'm sure they he does love to snitch
I can't be considered
I just think about him, I think about him, I don't know
I don't know the school, especially after today he tried that
This is for me to ride, this is PD Sun
Say that again?
This isn't, I don't ride this damn, this is for the PD Sun
this is a paying attention right commissioner you've been paying attention right absolutely
so you mentioned some of our almost what me he saw you today yeah there are my witnesses
he came here and he tried to come in he was antagonizing me with the vampire
commissioner i i also have i have photographs prove that he was here please don't show them
than the Upskirt one.
It's on social media.
Helen, it's all over social media.
I'm aware, and he called me, and I told him
that he should either take it down or pay me,
and he said, I'm going to start selling your Upskirt
photos.
What?
I said, is that the guy you want to be?
Left that thing for the fight, Bob.
And he backpedaled.
They inadvertently took an upskirt at me, puffing box.
And people say I'm the terrorist.
My head.
He did threaten to sell upskirt photos of me when I told him
he should either take it down and compensate me.
I'm supposed to have issues with permission.
Hey, I came and edited myself to the, uh, don't keep posting.
How'd y'all do it?
That's a prosecutor, isn't it?
Yeah, we're getting out!
We're getting out!
Thank you, Sam, thank you, Doc, thank you.
I
Mentioned in Singapore as far as a piece of evidence is driving without a license a felony or a misdemeanor
That's a really good question.
Why would I know?
I'm not a cop.
You're used to being...
Long time ago, box doesn't count anymore.
I would imagine it's...
a felony.
Yuck.
No Chad, we were cooked! Chad, we were cooked!
Operating a motor vehicle without proper identification the 24-hour old with a cook
The first piece of evidence in the listing evidence, right
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, you know, you know
Yeah, the bill conditions already in the legislation just move that over in there, okay?
If they're not doing wholesale trial anymore, I don't know. I don't know if they're just
I don't know if that's what they're not, this is what they do or if they're just.
Okay, cool. Cool. Sounds nice. This sounds great.
Okay, let's talk about what transpired with Mr. Ramos moment.
Okay.
You ready?
Yep.
Okay, so I was in visitation because you know a lot of people wanted to come talk to
me today because I got really good friends, you know.
So earlier in the day, what was her name again?
Vivek Ramaswamy
That burger guy that guy that took those pictures of you. That's the one that obscured. Yes. Yeah, and um
And I can't it's the crimson chin the crimson chin
I don't know. He's I only know his name cuz I saw him social media once
It was the the guys the mayor candidate's bodyguard
I
Handle his bird who's the guy in the black suit that's the crime I call him the crimson kid
Yeah, that's that's what I'm talking about. He's the bodyguard. I can't remember his name
No, that's the second is the PR specialist. That's the guy that up skirted
It's like
any relationship to a third Ferguson I have no idea who that is not that I'm
aware of they're both fat I don't have any reason to believe so this one
Scottish what the fuck was I don't think for no anyone moving here I think he's
He's running away from his past.
Yeah, so, uh...
Okay, they're all here?
Yeah.
So they came up to me and immediately started pressing me, saying,
Oh, chatterbox, how could you do this to me?
I can't believe you would do, like, doing that.
But if he was so scared of me, why would he approach me?
You know?
So then I was like, what are you talking about?
I'm like, didn't I do a good job?
And then he's like, oh, I don't know what you're talking about.
And then he had this camera guy there,
and he put a clown mask on and started talking like me
to mock me, to make me angry.
And all of a sudden, I beat the brakes on him.
All right, then I was good, then his goons jumped me.
And then he laughed at me and left.
So was this a visitation?
He came and sat here?
Yeah, they're right in visitation.
Okay, we can do close-up visitations if it's permitted.
And at this time, somebody above me decided to approve it.
No I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I don't even have a question. I'm just trying to figure out what happened at all.
Yeah.
You attacked him, and then what happened?
Yeah, he...he tricked me again.
Well, as soon as I hit him, his goons jumped me, and then it was a fight.
And then then then...Well, you know, the deuce he got involved and stopped it,
and then Vivek was like, Hehehehe...
See you later, Chattanbox! I'm running prison left!
I can grab it just started just down the jays you pulled that out really fast
I feel like I'm used to it. There's so much right now.
It's different a lot actually.
Uh, Chonbikes, did he mention anything about what we talked about yesterday?
Anything, any utterance at all?
No, he was just kind of like...
He was protecting himself by saying he doesn't know why I would do it.
But trying to tell, like...
He was trying to save in a way like...
Work with him!
Don't snitch! Even though I already snitched!
So he went to plan B. He planned this. He bought a clown mask with him.
He planned this. He knew what he was doing.
He wanted me to get mad at him and attack him and have pictures of it.
He tricked me again, man! I can't do nothing right!
I don't believe it.
and then you just kind of just scuffle the left to chew and walk the way upwards that's
correct okay he's a bad man
Yeah.
And then this Ferguson guy, one more time, what do y'all say, is he most famous?
No, like Burger?
Right, right?
How about Burger or something?
Yeah, it's Burger.
It's Burger.
It's Burger.
It's Burger.
He just posted on a social media.
Yeah.
I think he was the only one of the group that didn't throw him.
Was this posted somewhere on the incident?
Yeah!
Which is new in Ramaswamy?
Yeah!
Was this posted somewhere on, on Burg's, uh, so-
It's the title of the post, it's a story in three images.
Oh my lord.
Please don't look up my skirt, kind of sure.
I'd like to keep things professional between us.
Of course, I just see a blur.
I think the one me going on the ground was a pretty good picture, I'm not gonna lie.
But the security guard that was there, the crimson chin, I don't know his name, but he
He did show up with Vivit today.
And he was at the original meeting.
Would you be able to identify him?
Oh, absolutely! Absolutely!
He's in the photo that I sent, uh, commissioner there.
Is there like a picture of his face?
Oh, he had a mask on.
He did take it off!
Like, I know what he looks like.
He did take it off while he was in there once.
There's also a bunch of people in that room saying
They got shot that didn't get shot.
Here's the fly roll, man.
Could you do me a favor and relay this to Scotty
when you have a minute?
Yes, sir.
Can y'all have visitors in here
that are conjugal visits between individuals?
Could you make sure that y'all have a visitor fog
and those identities are properly vote at all times?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'll get up to Scotty in the morning.
What does that mean?
Like, get ID?
means full ID, yes it is a message verify that it is showing who they are in their actual citizen ID
print. Okay that makes sense.
I
What you need all right, I need to call him because apparently it's somebody trapped inside the casino call now
Oh, no, and we're gonna open up a place
See they open up for us
share with me up. I wonder who that is I
Wonder who that is
You know knowing sneaky it's probably sneaky
No, it's uh, it's a
I just saw Sneaky
Oh, oh
Oh, okay never mind
Well Sneaky's with Monty and Charlie and Twinkle
They came here earlier and said they were going to go sneak into the casino so
Yeah
I'm not getting an answer from Mr. Lying, I'll just shoot you his number
the mother is here
your mother speaker mr. mr. Lange on speaker phone
this is from Charles Dawson we are now on calls to be trapped inside I need
you to free that person
good boy good boy give what you're told Landon you're told good boy
alright sounds sounds good alright we'll do
why why is channel box in the set
good boy good boy
huh
Yeah
Where's your phone number
Okay
I didn't fly around went to the city and got a whole pizza
I told him if he didn't do it I was gonna start a riot but I was bluffing but it works
I gave you money for commissary. It didn't work. Only you guys can add to your commissary.
I'm not allowed because I'm a useless, useless, useless prisoner.
You could buy directly from... okay.
Buy directly from what?
From Atomba?
From the kitchen terminal.
Yeah, right? The big stupid screen?
Yeah, when you have cash, you can't buy with cash?
Nope.
So I can have my money back?
Nope.
You owe me $122,000, I'm gonna add that $181,000 to your total.
$122,181.
My taxes keep on getting worse!
$121,181
Fine, fine, you better keep track of that, come on!
It's a good amount of conversation
that we need to have tonight
Wait, what do you mean?
You're, you're unpaid fines
Oh, whoa, I can't, how am I gonna pay fines when I'm in prison?
You know, this is your fault, it's not my fault
There's one way to think about it
Well, it's just the facts, I mean I could be paying it right now, I'm, I'm here?
You did this, now what if it gets lost in the mail, what if somebody hit my mailbox,
now that if I got bills in the mail they're gonna be gone.
It won't be gone, they'll be there.
Well if they're not, you're gonna have to send me another copy.
I will say sir, people who have been like go postal workers when they realize that
it's a bunch of fines from cops, they've been throwing them in the dumpster outside
of go postal so that people's fines don't get delivered.
I'm sure to also go to your phone if there is a set about it, I'm not sure if it's not a little bit.
Oh.
You see, I have a notification.
And plus you also have the personal responsibility when your rest of this should be telling you that you really have to pay it.
So, um, what happens if I don't pay it?
Is that a misdemeanor or a felony?
Well, you see, you're the individual that has a high...
There is a high on the page.
Why do you care about Mr. Peter versus Felony?
Well, now I'm going to be on bail.
And if they decide now is the time
they're going to charge me for it,
I'm going to come back to prison.
You see what I'm saying, Helen?
Yeah.
Helen, can I borrow $10,000?
No, box.
You owe me $121,981.
I have no money and I have Canada
You see the reason I'm bringing it up to you right now is because you are the individual with the highest amount and the longest amount of one page
You see, the reason I'm bringing it up to you right now is because you are the individual
with the highest amount and the longest amount of them pay fines right now.
What is that?
Is that bad?
Is that a bad thing?
You know?
It's like, you know, like, you know, like, yes, it's fine.
Well, what's the worst that could happen?
Well, they will then, it's not quite ready yet, but I'm letting you know that you
You might want to pay them because they will become a time where all those n-turn-into-wall
on top of them.
Okay, so then I get arrested for it, and then I do time, and then I get out, and then what
happens?
We gotta figure that part out.
You know, I think that you buy garbage, but I paid my fines by two in the time, you
know?
Well, they might be dollar amount dependent
I see
I don't want to say it is not what I'm trying to say
What it was of all but it won't be to that extreme
Yeah, I heard Kirk got a good job now. I can get him to pay for it. This is perfect. Everything will be fine
We'll see if he passes.
He's a smart guy, you know.
He's...
How do you...
So if he's not paid or due,
he's just not a war, isn't he?
Most likely we'll become that shortly.
I see. I see. Not yet.
Okay, okay.
Shadow Boss, you have seven incidents.
I have... I have what?
Seven incidents.
You have not paid your fine.
Um, I...
Well, I mean, I'll admit,
I've got two fines in the mail,
but that was about it.
I got seven fines?
Yeah, so what happens if they're not getting all the fines in a mail, AG?
Can they get on the city hall and get that sorted?
Yes, they can.
You're turning general Joss one over there.
Oh, can he? Okay, I missed the line.
Okay, okay, alright.
No boxes asking for questions that have already been answered.
I'll take care of it. I'll take care of it.
I'll take care of it. Don't worry, just...
You mean like six to ten business weeks? I got it.
Business weeks?
Yeah, I don't think it works like that
Okay
Goes on the docket wait, do I have to pay you like what's how's bail work?
Do I have to front some money or something?
No
Oh
Yeah inside the building in my basket probably
Yeah, if you go to your phone you go to government and go to court proceedings holds and bill conditions and it's all in there
They'll be also your doctor posted for your read. Oh really?
I'll get tension to read it to me later
So like, when it goes up, do you guys have to come back here or do you have to tell Fireon or how's his work?
No, we're in a tough, a three-flying.
So I can walk out right now, that's what you're telling me.
Once the dock is complete, we're sure they're possibly doing it right now.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
And they should remove the bail conditions that you have so that you are aware of them and you can abide by them.
Not no felonies, got it.
There's still a little bit more than just that.
No weapons and felonies, got it.
Ain't a little bit more than that.
No drugs, alcohol, weapons, felonies, got it.
Ain't just a little bit more than that.
Judge Bill, it's the best way to copy this bill of conditioning.
It's not loading on my phone.
I
Want me
Every check-ins no drugs felonies or whatever that what she said what she just said that used to be common
Yeah, that might be
Because they don't have access to in the key like we do
That might just have to set the phone only
Really behind it
You rich or something no actually I work a very low paying job give me half those back
I think you're gonna keep all that
so it is is he now one of the $12 bail process in hold no no no I can't believe okay
okay I have to bet as he's already been on 24 hour investigation hold it's well
of our time, sorry, life doesn't start like a new one,
for sure.
Okay, wonderful.
All right, I mean, I'm gonna read out to you,
but you'll see in the report, you must obey the law.
You must appear for court.
You must keep your contact information on file,
we have that already.
Okay.
You must not carry weapons or farms.
You must not do any awful control,
somethings are prohibited.
Obviously, drugs are illegal in us,
you're good to go on these issues with them.
I can do cocaine?
Yeah.
I don't recommend it.
I don't recommend it.
You cannot threaten, intimidate, or harass the victim and the witnesses involved in the case.
That means do not try to go after other people that might be a victim.
Like Carmella, Barrick, and so on.
Okay.
You cannot delete evidence or try to alter that or try to, you know, intimidate the witnesses as well.
Also, you may not leave Los Santos.
Okay, understood.
And then there might be a warless search condition may be imposed only specifically as included part of your...
So if in the future something happens and a judge feels like you have to be searched often without a probable cause or warrant
That might happen. Okay. Do I have Los Santos? You can't leave Los Santos there.
Yeah, you said that.
This is a reasonable restriction making place on travel entry into specific locations when necessary to ensure appearance or protect others.
So I want to make sure it's San Andreas thing.
I didn't want any confusion there because when you said that means you can't sit put outside of city battles
The whole state of Ireland, alright?
Yeah, yeah, got it
As far as the bail, that might be just required depending on the judge or the crime or the offense or the criminal history
Okay
Criminal history ain't good. It doesn't look good for me.
I don't want to take a-
I'm fam.
Alright, old. 70 questions for me. I gotta go back to academy and come back over here when the doc is done, alright?
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
What's the-
Down towards this bail?
That is imposed by a judge.
Oh!
I'm not sure.
I'm asking before you go!
Is there a judge that can take the case?
Yes.
There will be.
I-I wanna give you a tip for stumbles-fumbles.
He's the reputation to be the malding clown. We let him all the week
He's the only one that's allowed to get away with it as an example of what not to become to the
Other clowns. So if you have a problem
And if you think people like that are an issue you should put him in a situation that might get under a skin to see
If he can handle it or not
Okay, he's a caring it's under skin. It's right as an academy him and Kirk right now
Oh, let's get some major care and I think when a criminal returns the same energy
He used to offer me when I was a cop he's gonna are you back and
Like if you if you're just rude to him if you have something that's just super rude to him
He will get so mad he gets offended I
Arrested him for having stolen HVAC parts
He dragged me to a three-hour bench trial where he did nothing but scream at me the whole time
And he held it against me for two years
and I won I won never lost the example of what not so very petty he's very petty and mean
okay well I didn't notice that I'm gonna interview him and maybe job is suppressin
that what Tom will find out right yeah yeah yeah just keep an eye on that happen till it
happens it's gonna happen and you see keep it close on them right alright alright alright I'll
I'll see you on the bed, alright?
Alright!
Stumble's not gonna last long, Helen.
There's no way he lasts in there.
Is it just me or is the commissioner kind of fine?
He's flying?
Kind of fine.
What the heck is wrong with you?
Huh.
What?
Ah, shits.
The Academy Fed?
You always good?
you're here just you guys you guys are freaks
oh you guys you don't think I saw you
barely get I saw you kept looking
look I with the rain so can you show it to his biceps
Mmm. That was good.
Oh, okay. Hell, it settled down!
Sorry. Alright, no, I did it to mom. Yeah.
Oh, uh...
Wow, I guess I'm really working out a sexy thing.
What was that, Fox?
Thought that was my pack of cigarettes I got from Commissary.
Mmm.
No.
Because you don't have a phone.
No, I don't.
Mmm.
Cigarettes.
I don't know if she could talk to us.
AJ.
Not particularly.
I'd like to just finish the conversation here
and I will have it and I'll be on my way.
Come on, be long.
OK.
All right, well, you have a good conversation with whoever
it is and I'll be back.
All right?
You and I?
Oh.
Oh, us?
Oh.
OK.
Just imagine if there's a prisoner there right on the bench.
Yeah, I thought.
I thought.
Oh.
We go inside cuz I don't think I hear it
And what are you doing?
Hey, well there should be working in the kitchen right now man those dishes are dirty
Well, I'm taking a minute break. You don't mind. Well, you can't take it here. They're locking this door
Okay
We can have a conversation this way.
You can take a break.
OK, let's do it over here.
The door's open.
Oh, it's not.
Hey!
It's all right.
I'll just be here in case
here in case he gets unruly. Okay, I don't have any expectations that he will.
Hell, I'm being let go. I can beat down the mayor and like three other people
see, she even called him the mayor. She even called him the mayor because
he's been saying that.
I hate bivouac.
I hope the guys can't, Helen can you hear me?
Probably wouldn't answer if she could anyway.
Yeah probably not.
Alright, look.
again. I have no ill will for you whatsoever. Whatever y'all got going on. And I have been
informed of other things that have happened today. Just again. Nobody needs to get hurt.
At all. All right.
I hope not. I really don't. I really hope not.
I did say to you if there's one thing I can get you and I am away, let me see y'all had a visitor today
Maybe as an active again
Be trying to keep them my promise you got something maybe you wanted out of it
So that was you
No, yes, she could I said I have
No worries if you do. She has her own intention. Mm-hmm. I said go ahead. Okay, okay. Well, I appreciate that. No, I didn't hold her back. But if she wants to come visit you, by all means, you can visit him. Okay. Well, I appreciate that.
then I told you if there was one thing I could do and I tried to make that
outside of that mmm I don't mean to come in across my desk again
huh there there
hmm we shake on it why me it does that was not gonna make you feel better
Because like it does yes
Have a disease
I'll get three I'm not to worry about you rich or something
Okay, all right
listen man like I can use treatment you know I want to hook a brother
listen I may be already getting your sentence reduced if you comply right
all right all right I will comply with whatever you said well it's more
dull some side to it not mine whatever he asked and he's you're willing to work
I absolutely am willing to work with Dawson. Yes
Then I'll work with Dawson sure
Yeah, we're good
All right, are you ready one two three shake?
Yeah, oh come on man
Come on, come on man, come on out.
You get a shake on or what?
No man, not like that.
I'm free, okay, I'm free, are you ready?
One, two, three.
That's close enough man, you suck at handshakes man.
All right, all right, all right,
you're not too much better.
Your generation was too busy punching people
and drinking at the bar and shit.
Absolutely was not.
You stay safe, alright?
Right.
Something's off on about that guy.
He threatened you again?
No.
No, he's like totally one-eating.
Hmm.
I don't know.
Strange.
I don't know. Strange. Yeah, so just be careful around him.
He has blood control over the cops or something. He's the attorney general of any.
I don't know. I don't know. Oh. But I think he's like in charge of the d-
Oh, I see. Yeah. So in that way he's kind of over the cops.
I'm gonna quickly run to my cell just to fluff my pillow for when I come back later.
And then I'm gonna come right back here and just put my smokes in my thing, you know.
And you know, I'm just gonna quickly do that and I will be back here so I can get my
headphone.
I mean, get my phone when I get it released, you know.
Amy
You're HR you're HR you're not you're an HR you can't search me
You're HR you're human reporses. We can't do it. Oh HR. Okay. You're HR, but like I mean only
She's grabbing me Helen Helen you can't be Helen Helen Helen
listen listen we don't gotta do nothing like this okay you are human resources
okay you can't be putting your hands on me like this all right it's inappropriate
I actually don't have different SOPs at the moment so I'm operating I have all
the same powers they did moment so you're telling me you can see yeah so I
I can do anything I can do.
I can do that.
You don't want to do that.
You don't want to do that.
Three times a day.
I've been searched probably 12, so there's no need for this.
There's no, there's no, it's been 12 times, you know?
So you can open that door for me to get back to the cell, right?
You know?
I'm not even allowed to be in here.
I'm not even allowed to be in here.
I'm not even supposed to be in here.
Technically, you're doing something bad by letting me stay in here.
You're so lucky. You are so lucky. You are so lucky.
What are you doing? What are you mean? What are you talking about?
You just, you're okay, wait there.
I need to go to my shell!
Hey, look, I got a pee!
I got a pee!
I
Made the rose the 20 gifted. Thank you appreciate it. Thank you so much
What's going on? Oh, what the heck is this?
Hell and you're wasting your time
This is bullion!
What do you have?
Nothing bad!
Let's search you.
Paperclips?
You have nothing. Why do you...
Why are you acting like this? What did you do?
I didn't put it while I was out of work.
Helen you would you get these paper clips you need it you need some sleep you need some sleep Helen
Where'd you get these paper clips? I got them from picking up trash when I was sleeping earlier this morning
Where'd you put it where'd you put it box put what put it put what whatever you had whatever you had
I don't know what you're talking about
I don't know. I don't remember anything.
I don't have anything.
You want to flip my bunk?
You want to flip my bunk?
Yeah, I'm going to flip your bunk.
Go ahead, flip my bunk.
I don't care. I don't even care.
Okay. Yeah, I'm going to flip your freaking bunk.
You are going to be so disappointed.
Okay.
I'm always, that's my secret box.
I'm always disappointed.
I'm always disappointed.
I'm always disappointed.
I'm always disappointed.
It's A02! A02!
This one.
I only remember because it says you're pretty on the top,
but that's the first thing I saw when I got here.
Oh my god, the mattress goes up.
That's sick!
What a waste of time, Helen.
Did you put it up your OC?
A GD did to your mask?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I know that this is the one that, because this one's made of rubber and that's not
a right fit.
I'm going to tell you something right now.
I'm going to tell you something right now.
It is not.
That one was destroyed and burned.
It doesn't exist anymore.
Because you think that I would put that back on my head.
You are absolutely out of your mind.
I don't believe that.
You can't just rinse it off.
It's overmodic.
There ain't no way.
Rinsing off is going to get that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Release me from these handcuffs immediately.
We don't believe you first.
And I think you're scheming.
I'm not scheming. I didn't do anything wrong. And this is a profiling.
All right.
What'd you put in there?
The paper clips.
Paper clips.
Yeah, it's a bad one.
I can make something with them, you know, like a like SpongeBob or Patrick, you know
What we started before
Are you going I'm nice time for me to be really this time for me. Let's see if I'm released now. Let me have a look
Okay. Let's see.
It's going to snatch you the moment you do, if you are out of time, just you know.
Oh. Is that a bet? Should I not do that?
If you want to leave, then do it. I'm just wanting you to know that there's no...
The local DOSC doesn't check with you if you're ready to leave.
If you're out of time, they just, you know, you exit the building.
Oh, I see. I see. I want to show you something.
to me earlier and he told me not to use it for evil but only good and you are
gonna tell you are gonna say you're really gonna tell me I'm a schemer
after this one
open no that's all the door's locked in there these yeah no this is you're not
allowed in there gotta go to where you get changed no remember this is the
place you were just yelling at me that you're not allowed in there
And then you're gonna yell me later,
that childbox, why didn't you show me this earlier?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'm gonna be like, well, because you're being a jerk.
You can just tell me.
Nope.
Where was the fun?
Oh, god, fine.
I'm gonna leave.
I have 51 months of faith.
Shouldn't they have adjusted your hold?
Maybe it's not done yet.
Do you have access to the docket?
On your phone?
On the government app?
I don't even know how the docket works yet.
So I'm in here.
Oh, state port docket.
State versus Jagadrarty terrorism.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, your bail conditions, they're all up.
They have to be approved by a judge, though, theoretically?
So it's not approved yet?
Oh.
They added a bail condition that they didn't tell you about.
Oh.
Which one?
Oh, they did this wrong.
They just...
Hmm.
Interesting.
He clearly copied and pasted this.
Um, you may not...
Apparently you have to refer to Officer Maxwell as Hey Hey.
I think they were trying to say that you're not allowed to, maybe?
But they put it in as referred to Officer Maxwell as Hey Hey.
I hate it here.
Oh, you don't want to call her Hey Hey.
No, she's Nene.
She's a dumb sack of yuck.
Okay, yeah.
So they put you, you have to refer to her as Hey Hey.
I hate it here, I can't stand this boy.
You could just not refer to her for the duration of your bail.
Let's go home.
Well, I just want to be, I want to be the dresser at all.
Just call her Hailey Maxwell.
Get someone to learn a middle name and then middle name her.
That sounds toxic.
Also, you actually can't, cause you can only refer to her as hey,
hey, so you can't, you can't refer to her.
You don't hurt her, so you can't do anything.
You just have to ignore her.
I can't believe they added that!
There's some...
There's some sneaky boyag!
Ow!
That's...
For me?
Surprisingly fun behavior for the hot commissioner to engage in.
Okay.
Oh look, a bunch of phones and no phone books.
Isn't that nice?
You need someone's number?
No.
He just made me mad earlier because I'm like,
I don't know if there's no one here to give a number and that's kind of,
kind of a boy act, you know?
Boner, boner.
You thirsty?
Uh, I know I'm good.
Have a drink.
Alright.
Alright, do you need anything in this box?
Nope.
In 51 months I'm leaving.
that was fun yet
well chat we got lucky chat they were really fair to us but there's like really fair more
Yeah, yeah, is it just like re-jailing him basically for a different amount of time?
Good.
I love that.
That was great.
Hey, Bob's.
Sorry, brother.
We got a...
Sorry, brother.
It was too funny to not.
Too funny to not.
Yeah, I wanna- Big shout out to FlyRone today, bro.
FlyRone was like...
FlyRone was a- was a...
Eh?
He's a massive W today.
So...
What?
I
You're so lucky
Oh, she found it!
She can't she can't prove I had that right? You're gonna prove it
She's probably using it
I don't even know if they can DNA the letters, Chad.
I don't know if that was a bluff or not.
I
I
Fuck her that fuck her
I don't know if it's possible to increase your stamina chat I'm not really sure okay, okay,
of that. Hold on, just putting something in here. All right. Sorry about that, man. I
just doing something why'd you lock me in your flatroom
where'd you get the phone chatterbox what phone I don't have a phone on me
you know what one I'm talking about I have no idea we're talking about
You find a phone somewhere?
Where'd you find the phone?
It's a slobber on Smith.
What?
Stay where I am.
Look it, if you found anything in a restricted area, it could have been me.
Five minutes because he snuck a phone in here.
I'm gonna get it out of here.
Yeah, I'll bring my phone.
I'll have the phone.
Okay, Carmella brought it to me.
Carmella gave it to me.
Okay, I'll bring my phone.
I'll bring my phone.
Okay, Carmella brought it to me Carmella gave it to me
Cart you didn't check Carmella she gave it to me
What
Guys we're gonna tell the commissioner nothing. All right. Well, he doesn't know doesn't hurt him. Okay
What if I tell him that you had a cell phone and you already broke your bail condition?
Technically, I had the phone before the conditions were actually approved and made.
The phone was out of my possession before all of that was done and settled.
I believe you.
But my baton doesn't...
Okay, okay, fire up jail, man! This is the flex!
Who brought this phone for you, boss?
Carmella?
Carmella?
She gave it to me in exchange for telling the truth
Okay, who let the people that you shot
It wasn't the plan I just told I say hey look like if you want something for me
I need something from you and I'm like I need a phone and she's like
Okay, I'm like okay. She's like okay. Give me a phone
I can't do that. I need it for the next time I'm in here.
You're not allowed to have a phone in your house.
I'm too scared.
Oh, stupid!
Hell yeah!
Come on!
You have a phone.
It's called a payphone.
Or you're calling.
Oh, you're calling.
Who's number are these?
Who texted you and what number did they send you?
Who did text me?
happy texted me somebody's number because there's oh there's a guy at the
funhouse and he didn't know who it was and he got his number and he sent it to
me to call him but I did call but I didn't like who it was so I didn't want to
talk to him. How would happy have had the
number to this? Because happy could... I was here last night so I was happy that
gave it to him. Gave me the number? You gave happy gave me the phone number.
That's the text that's texting me a number is happy texting me a phone number of somebody at the fun house looking for me
Yeah, so I said oh
That was today that'll happen today
Okay, well you can't have the phone
Whatever you're out by the way
Get out of my way, fly rock! Move! I'm going to see the sunlight. It's been years.
I went down too many flights of stairs.
there's wind up box what are you talking about right on right on
oh you gotta go talk to the commissioner oh i see i see i see i see hey what's up man
watch out of us yeah that's what i was sure that's what i was trying to work about flyer on i think
the doors are cracked for him but not us so he's just been running through doors that are
Oh, sometimes they're not fully closed like they're kind of open and Mr. Hammond
says you throw a social media post on on the social media saying that hey we
haven't had a current bus company going on a transpire in the marriage debate
and what was what happening here in Los Santos all tweet um so people
know hey shortly after storm um we're gonna have the outside of Mr.
PD on the steps
Okay, all right, I'll show people now. Okay. All right, I'll throw a social media post in the key.
Oh, he's on he's getting released right now calm down and he's coming out.
I'll stay.
Wait, Ember's here to keep you alive.
She's been calling me nonstop.
Oh, Commissioner, just so you know, he had contraband.
Just, just.
Is it contraband?
But then the bail conditions haven't been approved yet,
because otherwise.
Well, well, you can't, like, she thinks she found
contraband in here, OK?
And I wasn't in here.
I'm sure she found it.
No, no, no, no, Box.
Don't try that in me.
Don't try that.
I don't know what she's talking about.
You want me to have the commissioner go around a DNA
test?
OK, you know what?
It was a mistake, it was an accident.
You wanna waste his time? You wanna waste his very important man's time.
The villager said it was okay.
Villager, how do you know?
How do you know?
Well, he said it. He said it. He was just like,
Okay.
And I was like, okay, alright, man, thanks.
Do not throw villager under the bus.
Okay, he's the bus that we got.
There's no bus here.
He's pushing that nerve when there's not even a bus in the parking lot.
Stupid.
It's a it's a turn of phrase box
Yeah, what?
You're looking at one kind of terrorism and one kind of position of a class one forum the charge of terrorism is a capital offense crime
Therefore you must pay that means no additional felonies while released pending trial
You must appear to court. You must also keep your contact information on file. I have your phone number ready. That's fine
You must also not do drugs are prohibited. Of course, that's not the case. So you can you're fine as far as that told to become
Illegal or scheduled. I would
Intimidate harass follow contact otherwise interfere with
Identified victims or witnesses or others connected to the case
You may not destroy evidence consumer altering interfere with ongoing investigation in attempt to improperly influence the investigation
And if a judge decides that you might get searched whenever a police officer pleases, that might happen for time being that's not the case.
And then obviously you're not leaving the status end result because you're looking at a charge spending trial.
Yes, sir.
And then probably tomorrow if you're around or next time around I'm gonna if you discuss the plea deal
We'll get that drafted into a document and then you'll have it and you'll have you sign it
And then we'll proceed with the charges as far as the DOJ is okay with the plea deal. Okay. Okay. I'll be around tomorrow
Oh fantastic. He's all good to go
All right, does he go through the local
Oh, whatever, whatever you want to do, as long as you get out of here.
Max, where are all these people you were calling on this phone?
The wrong way, this way.
Chatterbox, can I beg you for something though?
Yeah.
Please don't try to go after Rema Squall.
I won't.
I won't.
You're gonna make my job harder because I'm trying to investigate him.
Yes sir, yes sir, listen, listen.
Make him more of a victim, it makes it harder.
For what you guys did for me here today, I got you man, I'm gonna behave.
I'm going to show up to court and I'm testifying against him.
Wonderful. Because after I'm done with you, I'll be going after him.
Yes, sir. I understood.
Save us, Commissioner. Save us from a corrupt mayor.
I'm trying.
I'll try looking for the freedom squad.
We can't, our first mayor can't be corrupted again, Commissioner.
It was really bad last time and it never, it really never recovered.
Well, it's in your it's in your hands. It's a very capable and right. Well, thank you very much commissioner. I appreciate it. Thank you
How in line about the contraband
I got 33 much
Holy shit
I don't know, do I send them or?
I can't walk out the door because I got this bracelet on and I'm coming right back.
Did you re-jail him for one?
No, I didn't know if that's how we did it or not.
Yeah, do that again.
I can change the charge right now.
I can I can take this.
Where's the worst little add-a-month for him instead of re-jailing?
And then you're gonna owe me money, Helen.
You got a farm.
I'll have you do it this time because I'm trying to find a rent.
I think you already have it probably booked, checked, or marked.
Helen?
Alright, she tried now, tried just for a month.
Helen, for every month now I spend in there.
I got it pulled up for her.
to come out of your the the amount I owe you okay because you're taking on my time here so no it's not
this has nothing to do with the amount of money that you owe me 10 grand a month that's 120 thousand
181 dollars and I'm never gonna forget all right yeah like six to 12 business year very
and I'm very good at holding a grudge six to 12 business years I promise you you'll get paid
it's been it's already been three so well I got it's not and it's not gonna be
another three I'll tell you can you fix the the real possession one because it's
gonna give him 16 months um how long well do's I'll just take it off and then
you can steal them I don't mind waiting up my time like it's only 33 months I
could wait I mean I could bring it down to nothing box they probably
to figure it out anyway. Try now, try now.
You're not the way to do that.
I'm going to add that to the list of things.
Well, you can't adjust this time?
Nope. If he's already in jail, I can't recharge him.
We don't have a way to adjust this time
unless we have a way and we haven't been informed.
I have an idea.
Has anybody tried to do it the way it was back in the day?
Well, like,
citizen ID and nothing stuff and using a citizen ID and math.
I doubt it.
No, it's not.
Fly wrong.
Okay.
Can you take my bracelet off?
Is that a thing?
Yes.
So you can.
Can you go go to a citizen file?
Okay.
Go to a citizen file.
And then it says, uh, custody, uh, custody status, it says adjust.
You have to adjust it based on, you know, military time.
Right now it's supposed to be released in what, 20 minutes?
I can go double check.
29 minutes.
Something like that.
Oh, my God, you rock.
Holy shit.
I just, that is so cool.
OK, OK, OK.
Yeah, so just take it back to just 20809. Yeah. There you go. It'll be in your local
I run maybe ignore the first part just do the only and leave the hour
His mind's 18
You're ready better that's cool. That is oh my god look at that. Yeah, he's ready for that's so nice
Yeah, I've been commissioned in your prison phone. What did you say? I gave the commission
you're
Jerk
Helen Helen
Helen
Only money
Yeah, I owe you what you're gonna you're just gonna get checked out in front of me. You're just gonna check out in front of me
I'm not gonna do it
Yeah, you are
The hot commisioner is on top.
Everybody shut up. The hot commisioner is on top.
Okay.
Hey, fly around.
Thanks for being a G in here today, man.
You're welcome, baby. Anytime, baby.
I got you.
And Helen?
Thanks for being a G in here today, man.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh my lord.
Oh
Nice to see you, Aya.
Yeah, it's good to see you. How are you?
Yeah.
I've been trying to be less annoying to you guys.
What do you mean?
Oh, you gave me, like, a towel.
Oh, you see fingers that I was annoying.
Amber, that was a prank. Amber, it was a joke.
I wasn't serious. I didn't make it.
Well, I think I'm like a...
You like...
It's Ember, I...
Love.
Ember was just a prank. He was a good joke.
Well, I've been trying to set my own thing on.
It was Mumble's doing it, and I just rolled with it.
You know what I mean?
Oh.
Wait a minute.
I have a bike nearby if you need a lift.
Yeah, actually can you...
Can you call...
Do you know Officer Bale? Is he on the lemon list?
officer oh yeah I get my phone back you take me on my pity okay now these
It's over here.
I don't know if it's right over here.
Someone outside the prison.
What in the yuck?
Why'd you park all the way down here?
I didn't want to.
Let me come up on the bike.
Okay, it's still here.
Ah, jeez. I gotta get on that thing?
Yeah.
I don't like to fight save us or something like that.
Let's just go to MRPD. Let's just get this over with.
Yeah.
Also, I'm still playing. I haven't been to jail yet.
Congratulations. Why don't you apply to be a cop like Stumbles and Kirk?
Oh no, I'm trying to get County Clerk.
You don't want to be the County Clerk!
Yeah, I can give all licenses to him.
Oh, fuck the city is doomed.
That would be something, that would be interesting.
I don't know why cake and stumbles, I'm very sorry, sorry, I got distracted.
What have you been doing last few days?
A lot of fucking and...
Hank, Ruth, Jena, going on data.
I'm going with the cops, founds a few times.
I've been chased a few times, but got away.
And no warrant?
Yeah, no warrants.
Maybe it was a couple of warrants, I believe,
because me and Jena kind of was kind of yucking with him,
but he decided not to put the warrants.
It's
Yeah trucking chest he said a lot of trucking
Excuse me. Uh actually um is officer bao on duty still I was told to come and see him
I'm you looking for thousand bio bio bio bio. You know Bob L. Oh
Yes, he is on duty. Would you like me to give him a call?
Yeah, I'm here to claim my phone and all the evidence he took from my apartment that he said he was gonna give back the moment
I'm upon my release for my terrorism and I have been released cuz I am an innocent man
Okay
What's your name, sir? My name is chatterbox
Chatterbox
Yes, I'm gonna give me one second. I could just give him a cold. Okay. Okay. It's been a second now
What okay? Well, it's gonna take a little bit more than just one actual little second. It's more like a man is
What?
Okay.
I like that it's a good thing.
Fine.
Oh.
He didn't get, you didn't get terrorism?
Oh, that's good.
No, I did.
I'm getting it.
I'm on bail right now.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
If I knew it was something like terrorism, I would have came in helpful.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, it's impossible.
If you would have done anything, they would have, there was 30 cops.
They would have just shot the yuck out of you.
It's good that no one did nothing.
Yeah, Kate was telling me to go rescue you.
And he was like, I'm back.
Yes, you're gonna rescue Charlie.
And yeah, he's always saying, no, it's impossible.
I'm gonna get shot.
Yeah, and she was right to do that.
Yeah.
I ended up with Panta cake saying,
okay, is he just wanting me to be shot?
Oh, hi, Pop.
Can I help you?
Yeah, God, what's it to you, man?
Just wondering, man.
That's all just wondering.
Man, if I see you again, I'm going
to slap you across the face, man.
Get out of here.
I'll let them know.
Yeah, well, maybe they should have kept you.
Whatever, dude, whatever.
They should have kept you locked up.
You should have stayed on whatever
violin you were on before you came back home, man.
This ain't home to you no more.
Get out of here.
He said, yeah, I hate that guy.
So we apologize to whichever area.
I don't care. I don't like him.
I think you, Bayo, I would say you're a brother, though.
But I thought that sounds good.
I'll give you a call back if I happen to.
Thank you.
So chat a box.
Sergeant Bayo is in a academy right now.
OK. Currently available.
I'd be willing to have him call you back and maybe about...
Call me back on one phone!
Yeah, on one phone!
He has my phone!
You don't have a phone, that's-
No!
That is fucking right, okay.
Use your phone in your what?
Is what you're looking for?
My phone?
All my- and all my private notes that he read my diary, okay?
It was private stuff in there!
Do you have your diary on your phone?
No, it was separate, okay?
It was private stuff!
Sir, it's 2026.
You still journals.
It's not your business, okay?
Okay. Call him back and put him on speaker and I will politely tell him that he is a dumb bald kaiyu sack of yuck that he has my phone. How is he going to call me?
Sack of yuck. Yeah. Okay. That's a very valid point, Mr. Chatterbox. Thank you. Thank you. You know what? He might be able to talk to him. Okay. He might be able to speak. Hold on. Let me give him a call again. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, no hair on his head, all the information, listen, it breaks through, there's nothing
to protect the information.
Hey, uh, Sergeant Beko, uh, he does not have a phone.
Because he has it.
So, uh, it's to get colds.
Yeah, he's in the MRPD lobby, he wants me to put you on speaker if you're okay with
it.
Okay, Mr. Chatterbox, he's all yours.
Hey, Beko, is that you?
Chatterbox.
What do you mean call me?
You took my phone, okay?
You have my phone, and you have all my private notes, okay?
It's embarrassing stuff. I need that stuff back.
He's a journalist, I guess. It's really important.
That's true. They need to take your phone.
I want the part of the phone apart, so you're right.
I will get you those notes, okay?
Hang the phone, right?
I gotta check with the commissioner on that one.
Okay, so do I just wait here?
Yeah, just wait there.
Thank you sir. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Alright, bye bye.
If you just want to take a seat then,
he'll be coming down to help you out
with your little journaling thing that you thought was going on.
Yeah, thanks.
It's private stuff, okay?
And you're not allowed to read it.
If he comes here and tells you to go with it,
you're not allowed to look.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not going to read that stuff anyway, to be honest.
I really can't read it more of like a scrapbook
a what a scrapper like you like to fight like a scrap book like I like scrap
again picture and collecting stamps and things anyways I'm gonna take this but
You collect stamps in 2026?
Yes, and I scrapbook in 2026 too, sir.
And you were judging?
Okay, all right.
She was judging me for the diary.
This is more yet.
Yeah, God, take people's diamonds out there.
That's not cruel.
No, it ain't cool.
It ain't cool at all.
Yeah, I want to.
I'm not gonna be legal forever.
Well, Amber, you don't have to tell me that because I know you'll never be legal forever
because I know how you are.
You are going to do something stupid at some point, just like I do all the time.
Okay, I know you.
Yeah.
I want to see how far I go.
I've been looking the same for, I think I'm also immune.
Yeah, immune.
To what?
To sickness.
Sickness.
Like any sickness.
You think so?
I've been with her twice, she's gone sick twice with me and I haven't been sick.
Here's how we're going to test it, okay?
Next time you hurt a fractured something in your body, splint yourself and see what happens.
If you don't get sick, you're immune.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
Are you rich, Ember?
Yes, I have like a home to pay my savings account.
You have $100,000?
Well, I'm a janitor, but most of the time, you know, you break off 10 grand for
good old chatterbox right yeah I can give you ten minutes really you are good
cleverly tells you know what you know what derpy's an idiot okay excuse me
we're here still waiting for officer about choking ember out with who are
you and what are you talking about I have no idea what she's talking about
listen I don't know who you are what you're talking about that you know I'm
fairly certain that you don't know what you're talking about okay you're in
sunglasses okay you can't even hear your talk right now
that was it that clown cut the criminal unless they give up themselves
oooooh is that true i i saw that i saw that criminal surrender to you
you couldn't even catch him so he surrendered
i want the smoke oh that's what it is you didn't want the smoke
That's where you're going to go with this month.
Yep.
I'm waiting for Officer Baio Caillou or Caillou Baio.
Well, I don't know which order it goes.
I think Caillou Baio.
Mike Baio?
No, Caillou.
Do you want me to try and say it?
Caillou.
Caillou Baio.
They call them triple B.
BCB.
You know, they call them the big BCB.
Bald Caillou Bayo.
Yeah, the only one I've seen is Mike Bayo.
Bald Caillou Bayo.
The cop.
I'm texting him.
He's bald.
I'm so sorry, could you explain again one more time?
Bald Caillou Baillou!
Again, one more time.
Bald Caillou-Beio!
He's bald!
Caillou-Beio!
Caillou-Beio.
He's painting the same thing he just said doesn't help.
Caillou!
He was famous when he was a kid!
Well, either way, I have sent him a text, and he used to be on the Treehouse channel.
You know, you're watching Treehouse, you know, that, Caillou!
Kind of showing your age at that, I don't know what that is.
Caillou Bale!
He's still bald
Yeah, wait, can you hear me? Yes
I'm looking for a Caillou Bayo. I
Said Caillou Bayo attack
He's bald
He's got some hair
Caillou Bayo
He has no hair on his head.
Both.
Caillou Bale.
From the Treehouse channel.
You know what I'm talking about?
Treehouse?
Yeah.
You remember the Treehouse channel?
You're watching Treehouse and then like, you know, toy castle or something.
Caillou!
I have no idea what you're talking about.
He's Bob!
He's a cop now!
Caillou!
It's him!
You don't know that you're working with a famous person?
I don't know.
I mean, I guess he was famous. I guess he fell off.
But he still does the same things he did on the TV show.
He's still bald and he still complains.
What are you looking at this talk to him about?
My phone.
And my diary.
It's personal stuff.
It's Caillou!
It says C-A-I-L-L-O-U.
How duckin' November?
They didn't say, on TV they didn't spell out the name,
they just said, it's Caillou!
Caillou, I'm Caillou!
And then did that little,
de-de-de-de-de, and he'd be like, that's me!
You know, that's what it used to do.
The lyrics were pretty bad, it's a terrible show, that's probably why he fell off and
his life is just a mess now.
Well, I have no idea what you're talking about.
But I have text in him.
You don't know, I'm just a kid who's four.
Each day I grow some more.
I like exploring.
I'm Kai you.
So many things to do.
Each day is something new.
I'll share them with you.
I'm Kai you.
It's like I'm old-time.
Then it was like my world is turning,
changing each day with mommy and daddy.
I'm fighting my way.
growing up is not so tough except when I've had enough but there's a lot of fun stuff
I'm ca you ca you ca you ca you
That's pale!
You know?
You know what I'm talking about?
I have no idea.
He's a cop now!
Sir, how old are you?
I don't know!
Old enough to know what Caillou is!
From Treehouse!
I mean, I'll take your word for it.
I don't think I've ever seen that.
He's bald!
I got that the first part of the times.
Here's my phone and my diary!
Private stuff!
Fuck!
I got that the first part of the time.
See, I probably found it in his moanie.
There's probably some money in there!
Caillou!
He's a cop!
How you bowing or whatever his name is?
B.O.
From Treehouse!
He has my phone!
He's all grown up now!
Caillou!
Caillou Bale!
He's a cop!
Probably changed the lyrics, you know?
It's like, growing up is really tough.
Cause I got no hair on top.
But I got a lot of people's phones, you know, it's probably something like that now, you
know.
You probably changed it, it wasn't a hit, so you know, now it's, you know, from Treehouse.
So what is Treehouse?
Channel 31.
You know, Channel 31.
I thought channel 31 was the gondar honored.
31 was treehouse.
Is that like the cable thing that I keep hearing about?
He's bald!
His dad was a pushover
Are you okay?
See
He's back over there!
He's a cop now!
Caillou Bale!
His sister looked like Embers! Probably why he hated her!
What?
Caillou!
He's a cop now!
He's watching the house.
From Treehouse!
He's bald!
He has my phone and my diary!
There's the stuff!
Caillou Bayo!
Caillou Bayo!
Hey Caillou Bayo!
He's a cop!
A bolt cop.
No hair on top!
Chimey probably had enough he's Caillou Caillou bae oh my phone he's more bold
and chatty. Isn't this chatty? His dad was a rush! His mom couldn't cook! On the side
of your mat, is that like your actual hair comb or is that part of the mask?
Caillou Bayou!
The cop!
Caillou from Treehouse!
You know, Caillou Bayou!
Very shiny bald.
He's bald!
I'm Steel's phones.
I don't steal phones.
Oh my god, where have you been? We've been asking for you for the past hour in here, man, and she wasn't helping at all
She's not
She knows who I am sure she doesn't she says she's never seen Treehouse. There's no way she never see
What's Treehouse your show for the air caillou you know what you don't watch your own movies your own shows
I'm not sure how you is
I
Know
Growing up only had like 13 channels, what did you go through man?
you so many things to do each day is something new i'll share them with you i'm kai you like my phone
you gotta share that back with me you know my world is turning changing each day with mommy and daddy
i'm fine in my way growing up is not so tough except when i had enough but there's a lot of stuff
I
You
You know, I don't I don't think I've heard of them alive. Listen. Okay, I get it. It was a terrible show. It was really bad
It probably got movement of your past. Oh, yeah, you want to you want to block that out, you know, you do you King?
I guess it looks like you did like a show together and all, but okay, what's up?
No, no, I haven't I just want to give them to you, you know, probably I don't know
How how much other people know about these things? Yeah, no, I'm very you know, you guys just aired out my my you guys
Just got into all my business and there's better not be gossip in the PD now because I find out that everybody's seen this
You know what? I'll slap you on the head hair will grow. All right. It's commissioners calling me. Let me just
Yeah, yeah, I'm our PDM. I'm talking to chatterbox right now, giving him his position back.
One count assault, one count resisting arrest.
All right, sounds good. Bye bye.
BZD, follow GZ. All right, let me go to give you everything back.
So, first of all, here's the phone.
There you are.
Thank you.
We'll give you some letters back here.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You know, uh, chatterbox, you know, you have six outstanding
lines. Yeah, I was told about that by the commissioner and I
only got two of them. Okay. Because apparently the go postal
workers are throwing them in the garbage. That's terrible.
However, you know, you got cited. You got cited for them
that the city hall has record of them all.
So you gotta head down there and get them paid.
And here you go.
I got, you know.
I'm gonna, because of this whole prison thing,
I lost my job and that's gonna take me like six weeks,
probably at the minimum to pay one of them.
What?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be upfront with you.
The process is still getting forward here.
But it's gonna be less than, I think two weeks.
It's gonna be less than two weeks you gotta pay them.
And the warrants go out for your rest.
And then they talk about it.
And that's a violation of my bail, right?
Uh, oh, what the...
Well, I'd imagine so.
What are they gonna see? I don't even own anything.
You have a house in Grape-C, don't you?
Yeah, yeah, that's like, you know, it's like, it's...
Who's name is that under, you know?
I don't know.
Man, somebody else's name.
Well, I'm not sure, I mean, I'm not...
That's... apartment. I'm just kinda letting you know here.
Yeah, I'm... Right.
You wanna try to get those paid up?
Yeah, yes sir, yes sir. I'm gonna get on that?
Get ember to work, and she will pay my fine. So make sure she does a good job
Why is it we're gonna pay your father somebody has to do it? I
Gotta listen. I gotta listen to her all day, you know, I should get paid for that. You know, she owes me I
Had a teacher how to apologize to somebody it took me two hours the teacher to say sorry that's sad
Two hours to say sorry. Yeah, she still messed it up
I
Need mess up. Sorry
Exactly my point. I see how to get back should be paid to deal with that
Oh fair enough there
Yeah
Did you drop something? Oh, that's for you. That's for you, sir. I
You know
The least you can do is say thank you, you know, I'll
Oh, okay, I appreciate that.
You know, you never changed into a show.
You never did your pleases and thank yous.
You know, your peas and peas, you know, it's...
One thing you never escape.
Maybe he should do a sequel.
That like, that's a sequel, like, sequel,
better than your...
His reputation's already shot, Amber.
There's no way he needs to repeat that.
He's already trying to bury it.
Already trying to bury it.
Oh, well, he can have a co-host over there.
I think you guys are confusing me with something right there right there. That's Kai you okay Kai you bail right now
You know tree house right Google it
Actually, I'm gonna do it you should you're watching tree house. I was a big fan at one point man
Take care first day nights was your nightmare
and I don't want to get back on that yuckin thing okay yeah it was the
first vehicle I could get you steal a car cuz I can't be held liable for that
some on bail all right so if you do it technically it's okay you know
technically it's okay like how much is your all bail I don't know they didn't
charge me anything they just let me go it was it's that my bail is just
conditions
for the yellow car
destiny thank you for the five
appreciated thank you
mcphoam pro mcphoam for our thank you for the five as well
alright let's go to the bank
I'm okay
You know what I'm rushing what's 5500 plus 5500
It's like it's not like five thousand five hundred it's like double so that's like 11,000 right
And somebody 11,000 dollars
So I could get carried and not be sick anymore? It's driving me crazy.
Do you want to encourage us to do a fun fight?
I think cash would be the way to go.
Okay.
Let's see if that could be...
Dr. Beef, M.D.J.E., attorney at law, a real doctor who can read, how can I help you?
Dr. Beef, listen!
I tried to get you as my lawyer for this terrorism stuff and they said that they wouldn't call
you because you didn't have a bar license.
So they didn't let me, they didn't let you show up.
I was trying to get you to be my lawyer.
Oh, what the fuck?
Well, I mean, that's real confusing.
I mean, that's my bar license, man, but you gotta realize that there is some
kind of peer-receiver.
Barley's they didn't realize that there's so kind of pure credit credit tape on that
Yeah!
I was like, have you seen her, man?
Man, this sucks! Man, you could have, you could have helped me in there but, uh, maybe next time.
You know, I'll get, the next time I get carried with him, I'm gonna, uh, well, uh, I, I got forced into shooting the, the, the debate yesterday.
Oh, well, you got forced into shooting that's why you're getting picked up on the truck.
We had the fake and attempted assassination on him, otherwise he was gonna foreclose my house.
Oh my god, did you report this?
Well yeah, I just got, well I got charged for the terrorism, and now I'm on bail.
So because I still did it, I'm still liable, but I'm taking him to trial.
Also, Ember gave me $11,000.
Would that be enough to get cured or get treatment for my diseases?
How many you got, man?
Two?
Yeah, yeah, that'll be perfect, man. Tell me, I'll take care of you, right?
Oh right, I'm right next man, I'll be right there.
Hey man, see you a bit.
That's the best doctor man.
Yeah.
One of the best you know.
Hey Kirk!
Oh that doctor's beef.
Your guilt is you.
So are you, is it all said and done?
We just finished training and now
can the rules and debating room
stand on my phone cause there's no bosses
in here right now.
No. I just got let out on bail.
Yeah, I heard you in the lobby.
Oh, did you hear me? Like for the whole 30 minutes yelling about Caillou?
No, I just heard the tail engine. I wanted to call and let you know. I really need you to not break any balls on your bail.
Kirk, you're not gonna catch me. I'm way faster than you.
If you even chase me, if you even, the moment you try to put cuffs on me, it'll be my life's
mission to get you fired.
I'll see y'all at work tonight, okay?
I'll see y'all at home when I get off work.
Okay, okay.
I hope y'all are ready for real awkward days when I lock y'all up and then you get out
of jail and I'm just sitting at home on the couch watching Golden Girls.
Yeah!
Ha ha ha!
I can't remember we have to get him fired.
I'm so, like, all, well, well, maybe,
I don't want to, I'm fine, mind of cake,
maybe I can become a police officer.
He wants to be an insider guy.
Oh my God, you're still here!
Yeah, so are you, how funny.
I need a doctor, okay, don't fire yourself!
Hey guys, welcome to the Hacker's Overly Love View.
Do you guys have an appointment with Dr. beef?
Then yeah, just go ahead and hit on bear. All right, thanks. Thanks. Oh
Oh
What what happened to you that one day?
But what day did the guy get the job? Did the guy get the job?
No, no, he didn't get the job. He did not get the job
It was not good man. It was not good
I mean, that could be 50, that could be 8 Attorney-at-law, what?
So, yeah, let me ask you something.
Hey, what's up?
Have you confessed to a crime?
Have I confessed to it?
Well, I formally confessed to it.
Yeah, I mean, I said I did it.
Everybody saw me do it.
That's why I'm on video doing it.
But the reason as to why I did it was the important part.
Well, I mean, here's the thing, man.
You know, I don't know a lot about this concept of terrorism,
But terrorism is, you know, by law kind of required for you to have some kind of ideological or political motive, which I mean, you're not really there for that man.
Well, it was the political motive. It was. It was to give Ramaswami clothes on people trying to assassinate him so he would get more votes. It would hit the media.
Well, I mean, in a way, but I mean, is that really why you did it though? I mean, he...
I did it because he told me he was gonna foreclose my house when he was the mayor if I didn't help precisely right so you had
Political motive you weren't trying to intimidate the public you were doing is you were told by an individual who was courting you correct?
I'm just saying I don't think that this is his opening shed of cases these guys are probably
Giving my account so you can wire this money because they can't buy all that all alone. I have cash
I hear cash perfect. Yeah 11 will do man
I
Was a hi, Amber me and I do yeah, I'm gonna keep I'll just put it right there my pockets are really full
This is a perfect
Okay
Nothing I just have conditions that if I do any crime or threaten anybody or do any of that I go back until trial
But they said tomorrow
Tomorrow they're gonna call me with a plea deal and a really good plea deal as long as I go after vivid from a squammy
So I might only get like a year maybe two three at most that's what I'm hoping for I
Reserved a year. I reserve the years, which means I know if it was three I would only get two
Hey, man
Let me get your shit real quick.
Yes, sir.
I'm a little doctor that can read.
I just got to make sure that I'm all right.
All right, so that's a little jiggled up there,
but it's not looking too bad here.
Let me go ahead and give you this here.
This should be enough antibiotics
to cover your burns there, man, that you got in that right
arm.
Now, lucky for you, I'm actually
the physician that learned to cure Craig Burns.
You're going to have to get rid of some stuff
in your pockets, but I'll get rid of.
Maybe.
Everybody wants some chocolate?
What's with the chocolate number?
I saw it.
It's with some chocolate.
Oh, thank you.
All right, that should be good.
All right, here you go.
So go ahead and get there.
Kind of want to see if this is an effective treatment.
I've never gotten to actually use it.
Okay.
I only discovered it with all my reading.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, hey.
Better already.
Holy shit.
Oh, man.
The color's returning.
Oh, that felt so.
Now let's see...
That's a lot better!
Let's see...
Let's see, yes, I got a little bit of a clap there, man.
Hey, uh, quick rundown on this though, uh, I don't know, hold on.
Iron... yeah, okay, hold on.
I think that's, uh, the scientist, actually.
If I can recall from the pattern on that blemish, man.
Alright, I'll go ahead and, uh, give you this...
Alright.
Oh my god. Oh my god, I feel like a dad, man. You're free. I feel good. Hey, so only thing, man. Remember, don't use any splints, man. If you're not a doctor, you're going to fuck it up, man. Yes, sir. Yeah. It's just impossible to be. Fuck their beef. Thank you. I feel amazing.
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, sir, yes sir, alright
I'm looking too, too bad, but uh, where's for where
Prison was locked, there was a big fight in there, I got attacked, he was bad
Oh fuck yeah, be honest man, you were in the pen, you were uh, uh, some shit
Yeah, what's his stream is anybody know what he's doing for a man, uh, you know
Isn't it's a good plea deal and they're gonna have your room on the roof on Ramos squad man. Yeah, dude, man
Let me need any help. I'd be happy to help you out. Yeah, that'd be great
I was trying I was trying I was trying so hard to get them to get you into interrogation
But they're like no way chat about he's not on the system and I said yuck the system
Yeah, and then they're like well yuck you and I'm like, okay. Well, and then I spilled the beans
Hey, well, you know, man, the first thing they say is, you know, don't ever say anything
ever to anyone.
That's the first thing you learn in law school is you just never say anything ever.
However, you know, push comes to shove, you've got clowning to do.
I'm following him right now.
I like him a lot.
It's religiously important that you maintain your clownship, you're talking to an officer,
so never stop being a clown, and I'll fight tooth and nail for that being some
kind of religious exemption.
All right, I'm going to take you around.
Thanks, man.
You're the best doctor in here, man.
I appreciate it.
Hey, man, I'm a doctor lawyer who does it all, man.
But one thing I can tell you, OK,
is that when push comes to shove, man,
they might have conspired to keep the best legal treatment
out of your hands, man, because my friend, I was there.
I just wasn't formally barred yet
on account of bureaucratic inefficiency.
Oh, well.
Yeah, you ever hear those?
No, no, that sounds like college stuff.
Oh, yeah, I went to that where I read all my books here, go and put up here.
Okay, well thank you. Listen, listen, are you ever going to get your actual license license
that they let me actually call you?
Oh, sorry, are you talking about this right here?
Wait, you have it?
Yeah, man, the lawyer, Dr. Pete, man, man, that's what I could read, huh?
I got it today, they finally got it to the world, they got hired a week ago.
yesterday that oh that's what okay listen listen the problem is here can you
come to court with me yeah I can come to court with you man you know the real
thing here is that uh probably one of the very first lawyer doctors that ever
was you know so they didn't really know to go about the tree house you
I found the treehouse over there.
Oh the treehouse in the corner.
That's not the... you know what, Amber?
Good job, good job.
You know Amber, man, I just stopped practicing my very very very formal medicine until I
can shrink you down into trees.
You can live in that house, okay?
I don't want to be shrunk.
I don't want to be taught.
I'm multi-little.
Well hey, then one day I'll make you a little... okay?
It's like, you know, hey, uh, Chetty, I shrunk the clown, so then we can have a-
Hey, I made the clown big.
Hi, time, love.
That would be something.
Dr. B.
That's it.
I'm gonna get it.
You just let me know.
You have my numeral, uh, just, uh, read the piece, man.
Yeah, as soon as they tell me-
Hey, let's grill it.
As soon as they tell me when it's time to go to court-
I'm coming in a terrace.
Oh, yeah.
As soon as they tell me it's time to go to court, I'll call you, okay?
I'll call you.
Yeah, it sounds good to me, man.
Hey, glad you're not-
Terrace.
Yeah, yeah.
Hi, Mama.
Yeah, I'm a terrorist now.
No, no, no, they're pushing it.
They're pushing it.
But I'm a snitch.
So I work my magic, and they're giving me
a wicked plea deal to snitch.
You took a plea deal to snitch?
Yeah, yeah.
If I snitch, they're going to give me a wicked plea deal.
What are you going to snitch on?
Promise, Squammy?
Because it was all staged.
Wait, wait, what?
Yeah, it was all staged.
It wasn't real.
Squammy, Squammy staged it?
Yeah!
So he like paid you to shoot people?
No, I did it, I did it for free, I did it for free.
Oh, but he asked you to do it.
He told me to do it, he told me to do it.
And if I didn't do it, there would have been
severe consequences and that wasn't right.
So I need justice and he needs to be put in prison
but I'm still voting for him
because I think it would be funny.
Wait, why did he want you to do it?
For clout.
He said it'd be good clout for the media.
Everybody would think that they're trying to assassinate him and to shoot him in the ear
and then he would like a fight for the people or something.
It'd be a tourney at law, maybe.
Right.
I can't see something right now.
Yeah.
Is this like a clouting thing you're doing or is this like a, I want to kind of maybe
cripple my defense in court because if it's clouting, that's religiously acceptable.
Well, no, it's like, it's like, I didn't want to do it.
He told me I had to, otherwise he was gonna take my house away when he was a man.
No, no, no, I mean when you, when you, I mean when you tell another human being what's going on.
Okay, okay, I, I, I, I'm not gonna tell anybody.
I gotta shut up, I gotta shut up, I'm sorry.
Mother, you're right, you're right, see this is what I need to do!
Here's what we need, and I, I, I have a feeling that this is something we can do for all the clowns, man.
Let's say we put together a doctrine of clowning that we can then present as a protected religion within Los Santos, maybe.
Something that's ideological or cultural, but you can't discriminate against, you know?
That's a good idea!
Now this is like a big picture.
First, let's make sure you're not a terrorist anymore, okay?
But after that, we can get to protecting the clowns for-
I'm so down!
You're so smart, Dr. B!
I'll be back! I appreciate it!
Huh.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm out on bail.
They just showed up and they're like-
Hi.
They just showed up and they were like,
Hey, um, yeah, you can you can go and I'm like what and they're like, yeah
We'll call you tomorrow with you like you're bad. They give me conditions and they're like you can't do the A B and C
But they're like tomorrow will talk to you about your
Plea agreement and if I work with them and if I work with them they'll work with me and if I go to court and testify
And I agreed to it so they're like, okay, this will we'll take this into account with your
um you're uh you're a plea plea deal and I said all right power snitching well that that's good
yeah I uh I was giving you some time to get like out processed and when I remember I got out ember
was waiting in the lobby which was kind of weird she was just standing there so she told me to the
hospital and paid for both of my cures thanks ember by the way and uh now we're leaving the
I'm in the hospital!
Where are you?
Good night.
Okay.
I've been hanging out with Callie, Twinkle, and Sneaky for a little while.
We've been hitting up ATMs and stuff.
It's been a lot of fun.
But I got a call from Bailey earlier letting me know that you were out on bail and he
told me that I'm supposed to keep an eye on you and make sure you don't break
your bail conditions.
And I would tell him what am I his mom and then I remembered and then yeah
He did a massive 180 on me I look oh whatever I said he was like he's like I didn't mean it the way it probably sounded
Was not threatening you at all. He's like I was just he's like I'm just trying to
I'm just trying to tell you that things that you could do may lead up to tough decisions
You're gonna look be better. He kept saying that
I don't know, I don't trust them, but we'll see.
But anyway, yeah, I'm a pretty proud Tessa until tomorrow!
And then I'm gonna sign a piece of paper probably and go right back in.
Yeah, just, uh, you know, be careful in the meantime,
because otherwise you are gonna go right back in.
Um...
Yeah, and they'll keep me there for as long as they want.
Yep.
So, um...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you feeling okay about that, though? Like, you're good to be out and...
Uh, yeah! Yeah, like, um, I'm gonna try... That's the fave.
Okay. Uh, cool. I'm glad that things are okay and, um, working out on that front, at least.
But I'll let you go, and if you need anything, holler.
Sounds good. Are you waking up again?
All right. Um, I think so, yeah.
Cool, I'll call you.
You wanna hang out?
More than likely.
Hey.
Okay, talk to you in a little bit.
Bye.
Bye.
Crying every 30 minutes?
I wouldn't do that now.
If I do that now, would it waste?
It's only gonna be every few hours.
Don't you want that to be like an entire day?
I...
I have to...
I'm gonna be make...
probably making more money after storm.
And come for my interview, probably.
Is trucking make you that much money?
If you get the trailer, yeah, the trailer is like 55k,
and once you get the trailer, you can do like car deliveries,
which are like 1500 beach.
So, and it's very good money.
Yeah, I mean, Jenna has a store, so this is 100k,
that the width is 170k now.
You guys have a storage and everything already?
Yeah.
Jesus, yuck, Amber, you guys ain't fooling around!
Well, that didn't even wake up more than me.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go take a nap this time.
Alright.
Did you buy a trailer yet?
Well, I talked to people myself.
Eh, she has, I haven't yet.
When you do it, I need it.
When you do it, call Kirk and laugh at him.
Bye!
what a day chat already oh my god what a day bro
I'm out on bail. Chatabox is out on bail, chat.
Did you expect Ray to show up this morning? I didn't think that was going to happen. I did not think that was going to happen.
I was not prepared for that.
She stood there too, dude.
The way she got Raymond to do that was fucking mean.
But that was fucking mean, bro.
She stood at the back wall and did the Raymond fucking arms crossed, you know, kind of like
head-tailed arms crossing and it's like that is fucking mean
Hope you guys been having a good day today. I was chat a look I don't I didn't think I was gonna do a whole day of
prison RP and
We got through that and that wasn't so bad. I'd you know fly Ron was awesome
Everybody come to visit with it made the day go by so well, and then well ray doing what she did was fucking nuts
It was it was good it was good. I think it was pretty good
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Thank you guys so much. Oh my god, dude
Super blessed you guys seriously. Thank you guys
wow dude 12,000 610 subs
11. My God.
That is wild.
The cat is so, the cat is so nuts about, the cat is so good.
Oh man.
I'm going to go over the subs.
I'm going to get Cheddar Boxing up.
Safe spot.
Right after he steals this car that, you know, it's not breaking bail if no one sees it.
If no one sees it, it's not breaking any bail.
It's not the bad thing.
not the bad thing it doesn't matter it's fine
there's no one around to see it
so it's not illegal
just don't get pulled over how right you are
Right you are
Chat oh boy
Oh boy
Sorry
You're my way. Oh
My god, you guys are dropping so many subs. Oh my god
I
All right
Okay, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Well, I'm gonna go over the subs but
Hey, what's up, man?
You got this stuff?
No, I don't. I just got out of prison for terrorism.
Any?
Huh?
I got the- you know what, fine. I got this stuff here, you know.
What the-
Okay, oh my god, okay
Okay destiny they give it a five
Luminari they give it a four months a Q Pi Kayla. Thank you for the one year
Thank you for the five for traffic for the 54 months. No, thank you for the 50 gifted subs
the 50 gifted subs. No, thank you. Green Rage. Thank you for the gifted sub. Dender. Thank you
for the tier one. Mel. Mel. Melly. Thank you for the 20 gifted. Nessie. Nooks. Thank you for
the five creative Chrissy. Thank you for the 10 Lord of Cod. Thank you for the five did
Alman they give the prime rose
Rosie they give her the five gifted starlight they give her the five gifted Alman they give her the ten gifted darkest
They give her the five gifted cream the week with the one hundred gifted subs
Cream that we with the big one hundred sub. That's insane. Thank you
But Drupal dunk
That's what I call you because it's the dunk they give it a five bomb
Summon they give you the five bomb simply they give it a five bomb
Frags, thank you for the tier one sub Sam on the moon with the five gifted
Fig Fig Newton. Thank you for the five gifted BAM the 65th. Thank you for the five gifted
Messi they give it a five gifted
Flat it flat Nick. Thank you for the 50 gifted subs
The big 50, thank you Loreto, thank you for the five
Mikey moon. Thank you for the five bomb shadow ray. Thank you for the five bomb
Ari storm. Thank you for the tier one process. They give you the tier one
Oh
Shit, what are that I actually scrolled hold on
Okay, I think I think I'm good. Yeah. Hey, oh Vandy with the 10 hail Vandy always so generous. Thank you
They give the gift of some x o h me they give the 10 gifted
Go gone crazy. They give the gift. It's ours for the tier one sub
Jerobar they give the gift it's up Taz always so generous. Thank you Taz for the I scrolled again for the 50 gifted
Taz thank you for another 50 bomb dude
Syntax the syntax with 200 gifted
200 gifted subs is incredible!
Thank you so much, I appreciate it, thank you!
Oh my- I gotta get a drink, I gotta lose my voice, hold on.
Oh, my god, I'm back.
I cannot believe you guys you guys are wild I
Can't believe this shit. I could cry bro. I
Say that a lot dude. Oh my god
And um
Yeah, Symtex 200 gifted subs is crazy dude. Thank you very much
Only 17 yucks to give
legendary twitch name right here only 17 yaks to give that's a legendary name
thank you for the five gifted run hand they give the 40 months the cobalt
cobalt monk thank you for the 10 gifted cream the wheat another another 50
gifted cream the wheat thank you oh my god I see now thank you for the gifted
Some 10G, they give it a five.
Evelyn Sky, they give it a 20 bomb.
Happily, they give it another five gifted.
Token guy, they give it a 61 months.
Alferez, they give it a five gifted.
Stanky, they give it a five gifted.
Sarah, they give it a tier one.
Green horizon, thank you for the five gifted.
Throw, thank you for the tier one.
Duizmo, another 10 bomb, Duizmo, thank you.
Sharpie, thank you for the gift of the sub, Cosmic Tay, thank you for the 10 bomb, Clumsy,
thank you for the, Clumsy Allen, thank you for the 25 bomb, and Muse, thank you for
the 5 gifted Muse.
Oh my God.
And Prisma Peach, converting Prime to a tier 1, thank you very, very much.
Hailey, thank you for the gift of the sub, I appreciate it.
Night, thank you for the 500 bits
Wow
Wow
Wow, dude
Elvina King, thank you for the 10 river. Thank you for the 10 appreciate it. Thank you
A-Jet, thank you for the 10. Oh my god, Jet. 13,164 subs. Holy shit. Shall be a 5 bomb
now. T-W-G with a gifted sub. Blank with a tier 2 sub. Thank you for the tier 2. Laurie,
it for the 5.
Bugs and Zero, thank you for the tier 2.
Smithy, thank you for the Prime.
My god, thank you guys.
Wow, bro.
You guys, hmmm.
Thank you guys so much.
I'm so grateful.
thank you guys thank you thank you thank you building a room 5 is your own
I don't know what to do with it.
Officer, thank you for the one thousand bits.
Chale, thank you for the gifted sub.
Uh, Erelie, thank you for the five bums.
Well, thank you.
Holy shit.
I
Know
You guys added a whole day on the subathon that's fucking crazy a whole 20 almost a whole 24 hours
But oh
I can't hit the button now
Oh, I'm going to the 10th floor.
Hey.
Hey, sorry about that.
What were you doing?
I was just dancing, I used to buy in a dance quartet, so I was just, yeah, just flashbacks.
Fantastic. Have a good day.
Sorry about that. Hey, you as well.
Oh my God.
Laying with the Prime, Amanda Rose with the 1000 bits, Visser with 100 gifted subs, 100
gifted subs.
Thank you.
Ghost with the 5.
Thank you.
Holy shit
My god, thank you so much
Oh my god
Oh, they saw the backpack, oh, but they won't know what cups means
What's this one again, oh
Oh
There's stumbles I wonder if stumbles to the wake okay, thank you for the new tier one appreciate you cad guy
Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you very much. I really appreciate you guys. Thank you
I think if Stumble's is key Dale, thank you for the five gifted Dale appreciate it thank
you dude good to see you Dale moment okay I'm gonna put this away this away I'll throw
this out. I'm gonna empty out my pockets a bit. Is there anything in this band pack?
A little bit of stuff. Okay. Oh, I didn't give it a five gifted. Appreciate it. Thank
Thank you!
Anymore subglows, my guy?
Dude, I gotta think of something.
Your findout keys are missing?
Wait, what?
Yeah, where's my keychain?
Oh, did I leave my keychain?
I might have left my keychain at the prison.
Oh, fuck.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm never a jerk!
Hey Max!
Yeah, that'll be it.
Oh shit, it's Karla.
Have fun in jail!
Oh wait that was the keychain I put in wasn't my key cutter I'm fucking stupid chat
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
I
See I haven't seen me I was never here
I gotta go
Come on, this way!
Oh yuck!
She found me!
She was in on the Rama Squammy stuff and I snitched on her!
Oh yuck!
I
Mean I
Well, I was I was looking at the stuff in your room, and I heard a door open
Like I found stairs
And it wasn't like a locked door that opened it was like what
When did it happen out?
Just a few minutes ago, and I first out I hand the knife out I cleared the whole house
I tried to call you and then
The house is empty chatty, and then I walked outside
I got my car and I looked back at the house and the door was like
slightly open what I don't know it was freaky I'm I'm a little freaked out I'm
a little jumpy right now I just left because I was like I need to deal with
all that really slowly closed and I just I just left I had to leave I was it
was not okay. We're still quiet out there and see that's that when I was there a lot
by myself. That's how that would happen. And like a lot of times it was nothing until
the one time where it's something and it's really bad. It's a good thing you left. I
think we should just burn this one down and thank you to do one and build it somewhere
No way! Two years was too long!
She's in the hallway, she's in the hallway. I hear the footsteps.
Really?
Yeah.
You think I'll make it?
I think we both should try.
I didn't make it!
I didn't mean to cut you off!
I'll cut you off!
We better run.
Let's go. Come on.
It worked. It worked. She didn't see us.
She didn't see us. Oh, yuck! I'm tired.
Oh
God you want me to drive just get it just get in the car accessible get out of your books
Oh honey, maybe next time
Yo, I fucking love Carla bro. Holy shit
Some bad dates
I don't feel so good
I don't feel so good
You have a eye?
Do we need to come to the doctor?
Oh god, just
On my back
Oh, oh everything hurts.
Hey, you got anything for like everything?
I'm never using splints ever again.
Alright, thanks.
Oh, oh man.
That was awful.
Chatty, you're covered in blood.
I know.
It hurts.
Did you know that we can wash it off?
Yeah.
Come on, Jesus.
Let's get out of here before Carla shows up.
I feel a lot better, though, that I'm cured.
I remember paying for it, which was nice.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I walked out and she was just standing in the lobby.
She's like, oh, Chatti!
And I'm like, why are you here?
What is going on here?
Oh, I was waiting for you.
What?
Oh, no.
I'm not sure.
I am scared.
I'm not sure. I am scared. Well, she checked in and was like,
it's chatty around today and everyone in the group chat committed to saying that you're
dead. What? So she might have been worried and then she found out that you were in
prison and then couldn't leave. Oh my god. Oh my god. Everyone like quintuple down
Come on, it's here, it's been a whole day thing.
I call Sneaky, oh, the Helen Clovis gave me my jail phone.
But I called Sneaky, him and Twinkle snuck into the casino
and were hiding in there for such a long time.
It was closed, there was security walking around
and they were just hiding.
Oh no.
I'm gonna call through because that's what they did.
I told them that after the security left to go around and just take pictures everywhere and just put it all over social media
So I hope they did it. I'm gonna try to call them
Technically, tomorrow they're gonna give me a plea deal or something I think
Hello?
This phone's probably muted, Tessa.
Here's a goodie, goodie, goodie, goodie, goodie.
Oh!
You didn't surprise me.
I meant to put you on speakerphone, but I hit the mute button.
And here's me talking.
You have to say you probably muted your phone like an idiot, and it was me.
Oh my God.
How did the casino adventure go?
I'm actually really good.
How did the casino adventure go?
Um, it actually went really good.
We were hiding in there for like, maybe 30 minutes.
But then for like, you know, we should have decided.
Um, oh my gosh, we're gonna have a fair question.
But like, um, when should we, you know, go out and then
took a sticky made-up plan where we were gonna decide
if we both had the same number between one and two,
You go what if we did it wait another five minutes walk on the first track
So we went and we went up the elevator
We were like giving them to run around but the thing is it didn't see us at first when we got into the elevator
Which is crazy?
Dad we're there for like maybe five five or so minutes just working around and then we uh, we got
Pidup and it's the hat. Oh
Yeah, I see
I think I have trouble.
He's getting pictures?
I'm not sure if he has yet.
Oh.
I think he did.
He said he was going to pull a sip when I showed him if he has yet.
No?
Um.
How?
Oh, he's not.
That's what he's answering the phone.
Oh, okay.
Oh, hey, Carla.
Oh, yeah, Carla.
Supermalley by the way, she's looking at the comics.
I snitched on all of them about the promise Kwami thing.
Oh, I can't wait to see the thing is, Carla's talking to somebody who says,
Who do you want dead soul?
Oh no, he ran off.
He said something about having to go.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
A porcupine?
I'm driving around.
My person is wearing all black with a ski mask.
You got a full car?
No, I said two seater.
I'm just gonna look for one.
I'm with Tessa right now.
If you wanna hang out.
Where?
Where are you at?
Oh, we're in Little Soul right now.
Ah, check us near behind.
He'll meet you at uh, Wizard News.
Okay, sounds good.
Peace!
Oh
Could you just give me a second he could you just maybe repeat what you just said to me
I was just wanted you to get in touch with Chatterbox and ask him what he plans to do to keep me from going to the police to report his blatant violation of his bail condition, which is the restraining order, which happened in front of about 15 people just now at the apartment complex.
Um, you can't report me for going to a place that I live. Thank you very much.
Oh, but I can, my dear people saw you, they saw you harassing me in the street and imitating my voice.
There were people in the Pokemon that heard you do that impression of me.
I can go and find them and you'll be comfortable.
Actually, the only thing that I saw was you chasing him up a stairwell.
Oh, well, don't worry there for about 15 other witnesses, so I think you're a statement.
I feel as though if you're concerned about somebody violating restraining order,
You wouldn't chase them up by yucking stairwell.
Oh, I mean, it doesn't matter how I felt in the moment, all that matters is the fear.
Oh, well, well, Carla, maybe, maybe, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, Carla, maybe, maybe,
maybe you had nothing to do with the situation at all, right?
Maybe, maybe that's what, maybe, you know?
What situation?
I don't even know what you're talking about either.
Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about.
I was supportive.
Yeah, no idea.
I don't know why you would even be.
Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
There is no situation, right?
Oh, that- yeah, I mean, the last time I remember us even interacting was like a- like, I don't even know, like, a few days ago, something like, like, four, uh, five days ago.
It's been a long time since I saw you, rather than just now.
Oh. Wild.
Okay, well, alright, Carla, you have a great rest of your day.
Uh, thank you, you too.
Okay. Goodbye.
Yeah, I'm still snitching.
Yeah.
Well, Twinkle said the media of Weasel News.
I still think we could probably cook her with the whole, she chased you up a stairwell thing?
I don't know.
Because she literally didn't do that?
It depends on how many witnesses.
Well, Max is there.
Yes, we can head out over there and bring the 3000.
yeah I see a four-door
Oh
Getting so what jaddy what?
Good yeah, what oh I just saw something really weird. Okay. You scared me so bad
Uh, Tim has to go up the Murphy Equip to buy some seeds from Harry.
Who?
Tim is trying to help Harry, but Harry doesn't want to.
I'm down for whatever.
It's my one day of freedom.
Wait, what?
One day?
Well, the commissioner said the more they're
going to talk to me about my plea.
So I might have to sign something,
and I might just go back in.
OK, that's good.
That's good.
Well, they just showed up and were like, yeah, man.
You could just go.
We're going to keep you here.
I'm like, what?
Because I did a lot of snitching.
Well that's nicer than that.
Eh, I'd say so.
The commission is better than the judges.
Well the judge...
Judge...
What's his name again, Tessa?
Bailey?
He was also in on that to get me out, which was odd.
Oh...
Yeah, it was odd after what you said, that he would have had it out for you.
Yeah, he totally 180'd on it, but I don't know if it's like...
I don't know I'm not sure
What the fuck
Titanium devil with 200 gifted subs
Are you actually snitching on that really did participate in a chatty uh?
Just just just rella
From a swami Lilith
Karla!
And the Crimson Chin, the guy that stabbed you.
I found out who stabbed you, but I don't know his real name, but he's working with Ramos Kwame.
He's Ramos Kwame's bodyguard.
Crimson Chin.
He admitted him.
He hasn't.
I saw him, I think, today.
I'm not sure, but he was wearing a different mask.
Thank you so much, that's insane.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Then he told me his name was El Santo.
Chad, show Titanium Devil some mad love.
That's incredible.
I saw Benji and I walked up to his car with a knife out and he pulled a gun and he didn't shoot me
but he pointed it at me and he told me that we better be cool
and I said we were cool for a minute but mostly just because he had a gun
I don't really like bringing a knife to a gun fight
nope not the best I heard it's a lot
Oh my god, Chad, I don't deserve this shit.
Thank you guys so much, my god.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, you guys.
Wait, is he a young Dutch, Chaddy?
Did you hear anything about that?
No, well, it's nothing.
They're not going to tell me anything even if she was, but it's under, they're, they're
investigating, all right, so they're, but I'm getting charged with terrorism for
sure.
There's a fugitive.
It's terrorism in two other things.
First terrorism charge, first subpoena.
Yup, first one to get locked up in the DLC.
Technically, Moose was the first to get arrested.
But he didn't actually get processed through the DLC.
They brought him in, but he didn't get processed through it.
Okay, okay.
I got ready to yeah yeah for yuck sake I thought it was gonna be ember or something
and then judge on bail said that I am the most I have the largest sounds outstanding
outstanding fine paid for the longest amounts as well my name keeps coming up
one is like oh that's awkward really I have six outstanding outstanding eight outstanding
uh uh hey yeah thank god
hey twinkles what's up man wow how the money have fallen
well it says that you're about to be joined as soon so we should watch your mouth
what are you talking about
You'll be up here farming the whole fucking city is man. I'm a terrorist now watch your mouth
You came at me man, I'm just trying to hook your boy up here
I'm not sure. Give me give me 50 bucks. Give me 50.
Uh 0010235 Twinkles. Happy doing business, my friend. I got you whenever you need it.
Zero one, zero one, two, three, five.
That's right.
Wait, two goes.
So you guys are all up your farming now, huh?
Good old grave seed, look, look, look, look over there.
Look, see that?
Right over there?
That's the cloud house right there
You can see from here.
I can sit on my back porch and just watch you work.
You guys still own that?
Yeah.
OK, right, man?
Yeah, you're very close.
We're basically neighbors now.
I mean, listen, I've been up here at Chabox.
I got in on the first wait, man.
I've been up here for, you know, I'm a real farmer, man.
You're a real farmer.
Well, I'll tell you something, OK?
I'm watching all the time now.
And if I see you guys speeding,
making potholes and stuff like that, I'm calling the cops.
And the Rangers is just on the road now!
I'm your terrorist? Fuck all the cops, man.
Listen, you see these fake motherfuckers up here?
What do you mean?
And the Welly Boots on?
You should rob their asses.
I don't know, that's boring, man!
I'm a snitch, okay?
I did a terrorism, now I'm a snitch, you and everybody else involved, okay?
Okay, say less, I get it, man.
Alright.
You must've got fucked up.
Rama Squammy is going down just as bad as I did.
Hey, Twiggles, cheers, man. Enjoy the season.
See, have any problems with your vehicle, man?
Gotcha.
Yeah, I got it. I received it. Thank you
It's about time people up here work is nice
Can't anybody just steal it
Oh
They don't actually cuz I've been haunting these fields at night looking for Mickey
And no one's bothered me
So
And for that you need fertilizer and the witchy a fertilizer is you gotta get good with the guy so
Or Eve is doing a thing where she pays people a lot of money
Just to get the seed or the week so that way she can get fertilizer
Money yeah that I see
Yeah doing the whole crop which is like 10 minutes of work is 10,000 bigger like the hours for them to go
Wow, Chad, this sub-a-thon has been fucking incredible, oh my god.
Wow
I gotta look at my phone for a minute, okay
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna quickly take a lap. I need to stretch because we're not going to meet somebody
I thought we were also picking someone up?
Ahhhh!
Not like someone else, man.
Do we need to go get food, like for free?
Or are you good?
Uh, I think I'm covered for right now.
Okay, sure.
I'll let you know when it's a problem.
Oh yeah, because Twinkle says bought so many food and don't add it, so...
It's not enough!
It's not enough!
So is it a bad thing that I had a dream that I got cured?
Like, literally, like, last night I had a dream that I was cured of my hand in it.
Did Twinkle says yeah?
Like, naturally without having to pay.
Yeah, it's a bad thing because then you woke up and then you had a face reality.
I did!
And I needed a donut really bad!
Says you need a ride?
Well, that would be fantastic.
I've been here for so many hours.
Where are you headed tonight?
I was going to check PBM, but also maybe hospital, but also wherever you're going.
It's alright.
Hey, we didn't have any gold in mind, so we could take you to both of y'all.
Oh, okay. How are you all doing?
Ah, what are you doing?
Ah, I'm chilling.
At least, Chuka's speaking for himself.
That's it.
Uncle, how are you?
Chad is kind of spaced out right now. He's sped up.
Hi! I was spaced out too, first.
Oh, how are you doing?
Alright, let's go to the festival.
I made a mistake today.
The Mr. Grape scene.
I was planting my wreath and I asked him about his cat.
I always ask him about his cat.
But apparently his cat messed with me,
and so he doesn't like me anymore.
Because he's been avoiding me ever since I asked him.
Thank you, Twinkle.
Hop on!
I'm barely alive.
I almost died.
I just died.
I'm just gonna drive real quick.
Um, I can't right now, but...
Sorry, just give me a sec.
Yeah, it's okay.
Okay, I'm going.
Okay.
Oof.
I'm going.
the
This isn't funny.
Nobody's gonna ask.
All right.
Okay, I'm back. I am back. Yo, sorry about that.
It's okay. I've just been experimenting. What do you mean experimenting? Are you backing
Is there the car wash?
Well, I was gonna...
I don't think it'll activate though.
April, they give the two gifted soft hellnites shit. They give the tier two the two much.
I wanted to see if it would work.
I also wanted to see if I could go in it
and then, like, as it gets hooked on, jump out.
Cause I was gonna get, like, a convertible top car,
leave the top down, get people in the car, put it in there, jump out and leave?
Tessa, what would happen if you brought a bus over here?
I don't know.
What are those two buses on the top over here?
Well, I'm talking about the big city bus.
I...
You think we'd break the car wash?
You probably blow up in there.
Well, I don't have anything better to do.
Let's go get a bus!
Chad, just so you guys know, we do have a, we have multiple YouTube channels for just
clips just clips you missed some stuff is a clip channel I didn't see a what
We've called okay, you're white trucks
Please work Kirk
Where behind us
Okay, nah, nah, it's not, okay.
Hello?
Hey Kirk, what are you up to, man?
Hello?
Hey Kirk, what are you up to, man?
Uh, I'm just over here on duty, uh, working the parking lot.
Feel like you're ready for the first shift on bug day.
No, no, we're good, man!
Don't worry about us!
We're good!
We thought we saw, like, um, our keys on the ground.
We're good.
We're good.
Don't worry about us.
Okay, we're okay, but I repeat he's no heat they're making him work the parking lots
He's standing in the parking lot work and he said
Flinkos has no idea what's going on, huh?
Oh, yuck yourself!
Curly-headed yuck!
Dumb curly-headed yuck!
I ain't bald, nothing there!
I'll see.
Hey son, can we help you?
No, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
I was just looking for somebody.
Just looking to see if somebody was here, that's all.
I was just seeing if Kirk Jerk comes here, that's all.
Oh
My god
It's called a glow paint you heard of it
What happened?
What happened?
Well, you ain't never seen real deal twist of stealing sex appeal before
I'mma hear a real cop duty navy blue booty
Bad John Booty
Yeah, that's it, yeah
Oh?
I'm out here
My?
They let me keep my earrings
Hey, so that was cool
Fuck your rings
That ain't my bracelet
Other now I'm just
This is
Duty for a minute till I go on my first shift on Monday. You're gonna do parking my duty
Yeah, so what what do you have to do? What's parking? We have to do on parking lot duty. I'm holding it down
In the public in the populace safe
No!
Swing-
Oh, it's Swingles!
Hello!
I'm not!
I'm just a little bit guilty, okay?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hi, Juneau!
Hi, I'm from English.
Hey, Kirk!
Hey, you looking good?
Together, way you're looking good!
Hashtag on Swalwood.
Swalwood!
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Oh, my-
I'm serious!
I'm serious!
I'm fucking a fight, you motherfucker!
I'm going to get that boy out of here!
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Erase me.
Who might get sick?
They might be cut it.
They might be cut it?
Oh, yeah, they might be cut it.
But I look good.
I wanna report to Kirk.
This is what a hell of a timeline we're living in.
It doesn't make any sense.
You know what doesn't make sense?
It's the proper one.
Kirk, you know I kinda see it.
But Stumbles being a cop?
Oh man.
That is nasty.
Stumbles kinda caught me off guard too.
that one was a big oh yeah you know what all the power
somebody play the washing machine change I'm gonna give you one warning okay yes sir
trust me trust me guys you do not want to see Kirk barreling towards you with
his no you know it is it is a night it is a night there for you and I'm real
fast and real tough so yeah I'm gonna let that one slide and I'm raking in oh
but yeah it's gonna be great I expect you guys to be on your best behavior day
to day while I'm working before I go home with a funhouse every night I got
chunder blunder are you doing so you know that I still have that that's cured
Kirk yeah we're just gonna get on money
get a Kirk Kirk get up show him what you mean show him that fucking show him that
Oh my god!
Drop the shoulder! Drop the shoulder Kirk!
Drop the shoulder!
Drop the shoulder out of Kirk!
Kirk, he's getting a leg!
He's getting a leg Kirk!
Oh fuck
Oh this mutt
Go and fry it for a hamstring of the saucepan!
Come on! Some of us have jobs!
Jesus!
Uh oh!
Tessa!
Francis sent me a picture of a dead bird.
And I said where are you I'm gonna kick the yuck out of you and he said at
This house killing test said what house my house and he goes no, I don't go near
house
It's on site with this guy testing he's killing birds
Yeah
I'll find him.
Hey, how's it going?
I don't go near Pa.
It's fucking...
Oh, they're still around.
We have to talk to him.
Kirk, I have a hard time.
I think they got him.
They did get him.
They got him.
I can't even help him.
Hey, beef.
Hey, Dr. B-50, it's Ernie alive, a real doctor they can read.
I'm doing good man, you called me. What's up man?
Yeah man, hey so I had to touch Bayesian real quick man, I don't know if you're aware but there was just a little conference talking about some of the events that inspired yesterday.
Your name obviously being discussed, listed as a active suspect in an ongoing terror investigation, being broadcasted publicly, none of that's against the law, but all that is happening.
Want to make sure you're aware.
Yeah, they told me that was happening.
Hey, uh, so we're gonna have to meet at some point to start to build your case, man.
Do you know when you're due for trial?
No, it's not. They're still investigating it.
So they're gonna let me know when trial is, and then I'll call you and let you know ahead of time.
So as soon as I find out, I'll tell you.
Uh, some of the things I wanted to get to thinking about is, uh, something that you can maybe substantiate your story with,
any kind of testimony, witnesses, et cetera.
Any of you guys on the top of your mind, make sure you have that at least thought through a little bit by the time we chat, alright?
We gotta do see but I think we actually do this shit. Okay, sounds great
All right, man. Hey go ahead commit not crime. All right. I'd like to see a whole lot of not crime from you
I'm not no crime. No crime
Yeah, yeah, there you go. See you. I'm probably doing crime
Wankles
I can't help you madam on bail!
I dare you to save him. I dare you.
I dare you.
I'll stall, I'll stall.
No, no, no, no.
Kirk!
Kirk!
I'm on bail, I'm not interfering.
I just want to let you know is Twinkle's your first ever catch can I get a picture of it? Yeah
Well, we already got one picture. I want to get a picture too man. I want to get a cuckoo picture
What's this? Well, I mean as long as I guess you don't impede official duties of my allowing for Smith capacity
All right, I got a good picture
Oh
She could have just gotten the car pulled the car
It's just what's gonna happen like we're just gonna keep running the same move
She's going to jail
I
Have a good day
You turn oh
My god, yeah, that's so funny. Oh
Man
Kirk and twinkles are no Kirk and stumbles being a confidence fucking career. What chat what timeline is this dude?
What timeline are we living in guys?
It's confusing. It's cool. But it's confusing.
I don't know what to do with this guy.
And we couldn't even help.
Okay, uh, let's...
It's power hour over?
Uh, not quite.
Like I mean it, not quite.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.
Okay, y'all, we're going to go raid Helen Highwater.
Helen Highwater.
Chat, thank you guys all very much for all the love today.
Today has been the most, one of the most, I don't know, you guys are incredibly generous
and I'm very, very grateful guys.
you very much thank you very very very very much have a great night you guys
appreciate it see you guys tomorrow we're gonna see what's gonna happen chat
box can get his condition or his plea deal tomorrow I think the way the
commissioner made it sound so we see what happens we see what happens then
chat when you get to McFoolery's stream show her lots of love all right
appreciate it thank you guys why'd you have a person bail he's on bail he's on
bail
goodbye guys appreciate it good night
you