you
about giving to Ron, but I was curious, like if you obviously needed to fill, you know,
I could just sit on the sidelines instead and, you know, maybe like just, I know Ron's probably
he would only pay for like two minutes anyway, but I could definitely play for five. So we
can talk about it if you want, you know, just talk about it if you want, like, it just,
I just don't think Ron needs to go. And to be honest with you, like, I think Ron said
He's busy that day anyway, but I'm like super free during April. I'm super free
I'm super free at least Toby. Okay. Can I at least go and get a uniform so I can piss off Ron if he doesn't play
Please just just just please I just want to I just want to wear uniform and I just want to I don't have to play
I just reveal the sidelines and I just want to say that I was that I was involved before him, please please I beg I
beg I just I can even Toby I can prove it to you I
Can literally take a soccer ball I get you to soccer ball and I'm a lot better than I was last year
Last year I ran up the stairs and I got winded this time around
I can do two or three laps and then I'm tired up the stairs swear
swear this time it's like two or three laps on the stairs and then I'm tired
but last year it was one my cardio has improved in my cardio is actually
improved I'm a good noodle now ladies and gentlemen I'm a active noodle I'm a
is she cabbage hat no cuz they're gonna say it's cap and it's not cap bro Toby
hey watch out okay listen I what I gotta do I gotta slide you like well you
You have a lot of money, um, fuck.
Toby, Toby, how about this?
How about this?
I will, personally, um, I know, I can't,
like, there's so many things I want to do,
but you're so much richer than me, so it doesn't work.
Like, what am I gonna do?
But by your watch, you already are rich.
So it's like, I can't, like, what am I supposed to do?
You're the fucking side member, I lose.
I lose every time.
It's so annoying.
Hi, Toby.
Toby, thank you at least for inviting me before Ron.
That's all I needed.
And listen, if you could just slide me like a shirt
or something before Ron, I would really appreciate that.
That would be so awesome.
Because Ron, listen, all I want to do
is be able to rub in that not only did I beat him in Fortnite,
but I'm also in the charity match before him.
And I got to invite before him already.
So that's all I really need, you know?
Yo, softy, thank you so much for the sub.
I appreciate it.
Hold on, wait.
Tobi!
Tobi, thank you for the 10!
I appreciate it.
Dad is very sweet.
Thank you for the 10 gift at Tobi.
I will, um, I'll see you soon.
I cleared.
I cleared my schedule in April to be able to come.
I had some other stuff going on and I moved it.
So that way I can go there and hopefully go there.
you
I can't, I can't leak this DM, I can't leak the other DM, but I can show you one of my
notifications if Ron doesn't think it's real just uh anyways
Oh shit wait you're right let me call Jason damn call segment start of the stream I didn't
get to boot up all right hold on that's terrible timing let me call Jason back hold hold sorry
Wait, Rana's watching, oh wait, we're on here.
Let's see, you can see this.
Anyway, oh, he's coming back.
Yo, PK!
Nah, I said, no, you dealt with me wrong, you know.
Why?
You forgot about me, man.
I didn't forget about you.
What are you talking about?
You forgot about me, bro.
You never text me.
I text you when I was in LA.
We've been to go sit down and come.
Oh, wait, you use WhatsApp?
No, no, no, you can't use that trick.
Excuse me.
Yeah, you can't use that trick because I'm a CG.
No, you didn't?
Yeah, I did.
No, you did not.
No way, y'all, that ass called my phone to complain.
There is no way.
How about a hello?
How about a nice talk to you?
By the way, what did you even text me about?
Were you texting me to see how I was doing
where you texted me to ask me for something.
I don't ask you for nothing.
So what she does, what she does, what she does you got?
You don't want me to split the money with you
when I didn't want to.
Oh, hold on.
You know what?
You know, oh, so you didn't want to?
You know what that's it?
I'm snitching to Maya that you didn't want to.
I'm snitching.
Oh, I'm snitching so hard.
Where's Maya?
Wait, you don't snitch to Maya.
You're snitching to Maya.
Maya's got a whole husband.
She's a, she's a.
She's getting NBA players to take the money.
Oh, I should have put it.
She got the NBA money, bro.
Oh my God, wait, she does have MBA money now.
She got MBA money, she's up up.
She's up up.
Is she living in the States too?
I saw her, is she living here?
I'm telling you, we should have split that money.
She went to LA, moved to LA, she's dead in an MBA plan,
she's chilling.
Well, PK, you could probably date like a...
I'm married.
You are married?
Yeah.
What?
I'm married now.
I'm in love, man.
Oh my god, we, we.
Don't cry, don't cry, it's okay.
No, I wasn't gonna cry, but remember when we were calling you a hoe before,
and we were saying you had to get your life together, and now look at you.
You're not a hoe anymore.
Oh my god.
I'm not no hoe no more, but don't be upset.
Maybe in the afterlife, me and you could.
Oh no, I wasn't upset, you misunderstand.
You know, you were for the streets before, and you can return to the streets after.
but I will always be your friend and support you.
Make sure you're at my wedding.
When's your wedding?
Next year, late Como.
I would actually go to your wedding, can I come?
Yes, please, you can stream there as well.
I wouldn't have to go on streams, I can go off stream.
I'm gonna be streaming at my wedding,
I stream at my home sometimes.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
All right, well that's there.
Okay, well wait, do I have to bring you the 100K then,
back if I go to your wedding?
Cause you're not getting that as a wedding gift,
I don't think just we don't hear 25 25 you need 25 K as a wedding gift
You fucking would have your wedding at a fucking club. I'm not gonna lie. That would be some shit. You would do
Okay, okay me Jason Jason you can split a table
No, no, no, no, no, no, you gotta take care of what you own.
Oh, okay.
Hey, the party, but she has crashed it out.
Okay.
Is it gonna be like when we went to the club
that one time after inside,
and then we all got caught by the media and shit,
they were like, cameras everywhere?
I have my security, I have my security there.
Okay, so you've got it like that now.
Oh, no, no, my security is just like the hood niggas.
Oh, okay, that's good.
Don't look there.
Yeah, they skinny, they skinny as hell.
Yeah, but are they from the ends?
Yeah, they got AK's in there. Oh, then we're safe.
It's switches as well. We got switches.
We're safe. It's not Jason, right? Because I saw Jason was trying to act like he's from the ends and you know that.
Yeah, Jason will work.
Jason's on the ends now.
The ends is sweet.
No, no, no, Jason, you're sweet, bro. You are, you are.
Hey, they got AK from the sevens in the fucking hands. They got machetes.
I'll get you a church bag today. No, don't play with me.
Okay, a church bag.
Okay, can you text me again so that way I can have your number because I don't know if I have it saved and that's why I missed it
Okay, thank you, hi Jason
No, but I'm coming back in April you want to hang out when I come early
I got invited to the charity match
Yeah, but Ron Ron
I did and I heard so but I'll see you guys there
You gonna be like the water girl or you gonna be on a bleachers?
I'll just be I just be you know, I should be doing my thing. Don't worry about what I'm doing
All right, all right, all right. Bye
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Thank you so fucking much for the big fucking 50 Gifted!
Holy shit!
Damn, oh yeah, I hate Pallott.
Hot-Pilot, sorry, I keep calling you Pallott.
Bro, I saw you fight, I did, I felt bad that you lost.
But you put it all on the line.
Good shit, you did fucking good.
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IRL bad for the 300 bits and grape jelly. Thank you so much for the prime. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you so fucking much, but do I call I do I call Ron?
And call Ron. Does he get an answer? He's probably gonna be so mad. He's talking to the top
He's going to be so mad.
I'm calling.
Hi, Ron.
What?
No, no.
Like, what do you like?
I just wanted to call and see how your day is going.
Are you doing anything in April?
Am I doing anything in April?
Yeah, because I was going to say if we could have, like, a stream, if you wanted to play
a stream together.
What is an April?
Tell me.
Well, no.
I was going to say we could, like, IRL and LL.
like IRL and LA or, oh wait, hold on, I just check my calendar and I think I'm
actually gonna be in London in April, that sucks. Okay, maybe I guess maybe we
could do May. Sorry, I got my week's confused. I'm like, I'm super busy in April
because I'm going to the Sidemen charity match. I got it.
What would you actually do for the charity match? What would you actually do?
I'd do more than you because at least I'm invited.
If you know that you could do more than me, I could. I could do more than you because at
invited I watched you watch the guitar game and you literally said and you
literally said oh these guys are like oh really athletic like who says that
while watching a match either you're good at soccer or you're not and you're
not like a hater no I sound like somebody who got invited but somebody at
Toby so I can pull up the logs for you on God there's zero there's zero chance
May God strike me down if you're invited over me you want me to send you also the screenshot of the dm
He just sent me um letting me know he's sending me the information
I'll text it to you I
Already showed it on stream. I yo I despise you you know that yeah, well you could decide despise me from the sideline
You can just spies me from the sidelines
You
Ron, I just realized I got your Porsche and I got your spot on the turnip
message me wait
There's no way that was the him messaging me telling me. He's giving me the details
wait
There's a joke now. This has to be a joke. Why is he messaging you on Twitter saying yes, sir?
We got you yo, I'm not kidding
This is some type of fucking shit job. This is some type of fucking shit job, bro
No, this is like, like this is a joke. This is a joke. This is a joke. This has to be a joke. This has to be a joke.
I mean, there's another really funny about it. Like I said, I got your Porsche and I got your spot.
So, hey, better get that shit back in blood, bitch. Get that shit back in blood.
Aw, you look so mad.
How was your Popeye's meal? 4,000 calories.
I had a bulk for the cherry match.
Thank you for the 5 gift.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you for the 5 gift.
I appreciate it so much.
W5 in the chat.
Thank you Josh24k for the stuff.
Hit Mika.
Why is your name Hit Mika?
Is it Mika's the Corus dog?
Yo, Hit Mika with the prime.
Thank you so much.
And the 5 gifted.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you over the top of the sub. Al Marscorro. Thank you so much for the sub as well. I appreciate it. What is this? What is this clip?
We're always never getting that invite.
Wait, he actually gifted 10?
Thanks!
Happy birthday to you!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
W chat Toby jizzle 10 gifted is she cabin chat low W chat W sinner see you
in it yeah now I'm not gonna tell me go yourself okay I don't care I don't care
catch me I don't care no no this is I'm over now now I'm actually over I don't
care bro I actually don't care are you dead I'll be my go bro
I'll be like, don't not to fucking mention you're typing nothing but positivity in her chat. Whoa. I'm gonna check out what you type in my chat, bro
Like you're typing lol see you with April exclamation mark. What the fuck are you typing in my chat?
Stop shouting at me man said webby stadium
Oh, you get to meet 10 subs back in January
You said I'm your favorite after Simon and JJ and Harry and Josh and Ethan and Vic, bro. You're still up there
What else did he say? Go back?
What I'm this
Oh my God!
Run!
Why would you do that?
No, I'm calling him.
No, I'm working.
No, explain to me why my updates page,
Post a clip of you complaining about me getting invited and not you and for some reason
For some reason you decide to pull your pants down in the clip and show your little ass print in the fucking clip
That might update page posted first of all first of all
I'm not gonna talk about my print to another woman. Okay, okay, but you should have put on the internet either where my fucking page is
Posting it. That's crazy
Second of all, I was heading me for my for my meat to slip out. Okay. That's number one. All right number two number two
Because they'll put the space guys and we can their meat bro. The internet is not safe
Number two. Boba's in my chat. Boba knows my meat. I'm
Yeah, I'm hanging up. I'm hanging up. Bye. That's disgusting. I can't
Boba Boba, I'm so sorry. I'm bleaching my fucking eyes
I'm blocking my updates account and and I am literally throwing myself from the highest bridge
That is that is like oh my god. Wait. Hold on. I'm getting a viewbot ad if you need followers
use
Wait, hold on
Wait a minute Chad. They sometimes they be saying that I do be I do be viewbotting. I think I'm getting bought it now
W a type one of your bot ladies and gentlemen
type of crisp one if you're a bot
Holy moly also also if you oh wait they just donated for 20 will shout out you
for the 420 but TTS is off you fucking brain dead troglodyte um so get rolled
you know what I mean that is an unfortunate turn of events but shout
out you for the 420 appreciate it you know a w420 in the chat appreciate you
very much um brother this is crazy hold on wait this kid came back again
get away from me get away from me get away from me all right all right I don't want to
smack you all right I'm having a good day today don't ruin it all right all right all right
you better ruin my day all right. Yo what? Yo Lord smack thank you so much for the five
gift that I appreciated them you five thank you guys for the five as well I appreciate
you so much thank you thank you thank you dude I know if this was me bro Rosie
be bros hey that camera would have been on the floor that shit would have been
over holy fuck that we've had too many crazy encounters with people I'm not
gonna lie this this is so fucking weird alright bro alright here's one thing
chat like I don't care if people say how like innocent this kid is if he's
bringing stuff or whatever, like you got to understand how it feels to be a human being
and you have somebody following you everywhere you go.
You know what I mean?
Like if you were like a person in the streets who doesn't have a camera on you who's not
a streamer or whatever and somebody started even following you, it doesn't matter if they
have a bouquet of flowers and they have no weapon on them.
You would be like, this is weird.
Like stop, this is weird and you would be like stop following me.
So it's even like, it's just crazy to expect that this is like,
people when people say like, oh, but Jason's famous,
he should expect this.
I'm like, no, like, you should not normalize this behavior.
This is weird.
The normal interaction to have with this is like,
is like, you come up, you're like, yo,
you're my favorite streamer.
I want to say hi.
And then you take a picture.
And then you're like, all right, cool, goodbye.
That is the normal interaction.
That's like what the dream interaction is with everyone.
Like you leave.
If you follow people or keep coming back,
this is like, let this be a lesson to any of you.
If you guys are like at home and you really want to meet
streamers, if you have streamers that come to your city
and you really want to meet streamers,
let me teach you a real lesson.
Okay, don't go to me.
Yes, me.
You, like if you ever want to even stream snipe, okay,
or do anything, time and place and context is everything.
Is everything, okay?
It is literally everything, meaning don't show up.
And you know that people are out at two in the morning
and you're in the middle of the night.
You know what I mean?
I've had that happen before.
Don't follow somebody for an extended period of time,
because it can come off very aggressive
even if you don't mean it to, you know?
Like even at TwitchCon, if there's ever instances
where somebody is following me at TwitchCon, yeah, it's over.
It's over.
not only am I already aggressive to you
and I'm not gonna be more welcoming,
so it's not gonna be the experience that you want,
but it's probably gonna feel really, really awkward
when you get turned around and cussed out
because you're following somebody, you know?
That's just not good to do.
That is not good to do.
I'm sorry.
You should never excuse weirdos
by saying why people are for a reason.
All right, bro, all right.
That's crazy.
and three days in a row too.
Man, he should have right hooked him.
You about to ruin my day, all right.
Hey Jason, show them what NMS boxing is about, bro.
You should have right hooked him.
Let me go with a roll, man, bro.
That's how you wouldn't leave.
All right, bro, all right, I'm sorry.
Even then he's saying, I just take this and I will leave.
Like, you shouldn't even show up a third day in a row.
Am I crazy?
Is this mad weird?
Yo, Hitsmika, thank you so much for the 10 gifted.
I appreciate, or the five gifted, thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I appreciate that. Thank you so much. W5. And Balder. Oh my God. Balder, thank you so much for the 10. I appreciate it. Thank you. Balder, thank you for the 10 and thank you. Hi, it's Mika, or it's hi, it's Mika for the five gifted. Thank you. Thank you so much. And Curito, thank you so much for the five months.
I think you purple Jesus for the seven. I'm just a girl four five six nine to the four months. Thank you so much
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Um, I
Also, thank you chats. The other thing is like I know sometimes people people I know Toby stepped in
I saw the clip of Toby stepping up, too. Um, I know sometimes people take it less seriously when it's guys
But I really do think for both men and women. It doesn't matter like what you identify as this is weird
Like this is not normal. This is not normal. This is super weird. This is super dangerous, you know
It doesn't matter if you're a guy or a girl or what like because the reality is is somebody could come up on Jason and have
ill intent and it'll turn like that and it's happening me, you know, I mean and it's not just it didn't just happen to me
just because I'm a girl it happened just because
You know what I mean? It was just unfortunate that that people are weird and it only takes one person
And luckily I've been blessed enough in my life to not have it have ever turned
Well, I mean granted more violent than it ever has you know what I mean
But like did like you never know what somebody had for me. We're too bad for example
Do y'all remember when we were at Popeyes and the guy walked up?
On us and we put the camera down and it was super uncomfortable. Do you remember that?
Do you want to know how he walked up even though to be fair that guy was was harmless
You want to know how he walked up?
Let me show you why it was so crazy.
Because he was standing outside the window
and he was staring at Rosie.
And it was clearly like something was just kind of off
with him.
And he was waving at Rosie from the window.
And Rosie kept telling him to like go away.
Because he's like, yeah, like just, you know, hi,
but go away, please.
If I have a bag, I have a bag in here.
I'm going to show you.
If this is like, if this is like a bag,
He had a bag with him and he walked in with his hand in the back
And he's walking up looking like he's holding something in his hand and you don't remember like
Anybody on the street even if I'm walking down the street like normal
When you approach somebody like that and then in let alone you're like a person a streamer or anything
It can come off like super weird and that guy was use use use odd. He's very odd
Um, and he's just unfortunately a camera schizo or fortunately a camera schizo not like a
Streamer schizo, you know, but like, uh, I don't know
It I feel like people don't think about the fact that like when you're running up to a streamer with a bag
And like here take this take this take this and I'll leave like I don't know what the fuck is in your bag
You know what I mean? Like I don't know what's in your bag. I don't know what you have on you
So why would I just take a random bag from you? Let it let you've been stalking me for three days
Like what the fuck is this kids problem?
Get the fuck away from me. Get the fuck away from me. Get the fuck away from me. Get the fuck away from me.
He's better than me. I would have been like, yeah, cops gotta come immediately. Like, you gotta go. You know what I mean?
You just gotta go. It's crazy. So crazy. I would have been like, yeah, the cops are getting called. Sorry, get the fuck out of here.
That's insane. That is insane. Jason has a lot of restraints. It's so uncomfortable.
Get away from me, get away from me!
Alright, alright, I don't want to smack you, alright.
Isn't he, like, uploading on YouTube too?
I saw Redify react into a video of his, right?
On my timeline, does anybody have a clip?
Does anybody have a clip?
Yo, Blankhaven, thank you so much for the sub.
Thank you SuperSB for the two months.
Ico, official, thank you for the sub.
Kent, thank you for the sub as well.
Hides me getting for the five. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Yeah, it's really bad.
Is he is it is he just like off?
How was my part of the video of the stream number who appeared on multiple funds in Jason's stream.
That's right. I really want to learn freaking American arts and health. Yeah, man. Let's teach
me how I can expect like that. Let me know how I can. Like what is he doing bro? I really
want to go on that because I can't. Please let's know how things I put on strong and how
I'm cool, we're not ashamed, right?
He live streamed on YouTube today saying sorry for 10K times.
It got excited when he paged 5K viewers.
Ooh.
Yeah, I don't know.
This seems like a situation where like somebody is willing
to do whatever they can to get like views.
You know what I mean?
That's a rough watch.
That is a rough watch.
He peaked at 5K viewers.
Oh no, he's getting what he wants.
I mean, to be fair, that stuff doesn't stick.
That is a, let that be a lesson chat.
If you want to go down this road,
those viewers don't stick to you.
It never works.
He's going to get viewers for a very short time
because they're going to be like,
this person is fucking crazy.
He's going to, those viewers are going to leave
the moment that Jason leaves
and he no longer has a spotlight.
And then it's back to the same old thing.
It just kind of, that's kind of how the cycle goes.
That should, this is not worth like gaining viewers.
It is not, sorry.
This is why I'll never stream.
Okay, bitch, you can stream.
Like what?
No, all streamers have to do like some crazy unhinged shit.
You can also just stream and play games.
Like I played games for years before I even did an IRL.
And I had fun.
Like I did, I did fun good streams.
Yup.
Hi, it's Mika with the 20 gifted.
Thank you so much, Mika.
W Mika with the 20 friggin gifted, that's so kind.
Thank you so, so, so much.
Thank you.
W Mika in the chat with the 20 gifted.
Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
Dusty, you too, but thank you for the sub.
Blank, have a thank you for the sub as well.
As far as we thank you for the two months again.
Thank you so much for the 20 freaking gifted wait can we take shield mode off now or no
is it safe is it safe what a shield mode it's because they were trying to to bot no wait
try it since it's 70 I'm going to be okay thank you thank you Bobby try it let's see
No, Wony, thank you so much for the sub.
I appreciate it.
Is it safe, bitch?
Oh my God, wait, hold on, look around.
Oh, we're kind of safe.
We're kind of safe.
Mods, can't we just ban the variations
of the phrase that they're using?
Can't we do that as well?
Can we just ban the link and stuff that they're using as well so it can't be typed?
That's what I need to DM you about.
I mean, isn't that just also a stream element thing or a Fossilbot thing?
Don't we have both?
Don't we?
You need to enable Fosmoth for it to read Automod, but does it stream elements also work and we have stream elements too?
Can we add that? You know, Oxford's ball. Thank you so much for the sub. I appreciate it. Okay. Well, I'll look at it later
I'm not worried about it. It's fine. It's fine. Normally I just did slash ban term
I even did it through twitch
I think I just did slash ban term and then I would just ban the term in twitch chat as well
Or whatever whatever the thing was I used to be able to do that, but I don't
I don't know if you can any more yo, thank you. Oh my god
Mr. My killing ho is it my Michael and ho mr. Michael and ho thank you so much for the
25 gift it holy shit, I
Appreciate it so much. Thank you for the big 25. I appreciate it so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
W25 gifted I appreciate it so much
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god
Hey check I accept W is one more time please for height. It's Mika with a big 20 and mr.
My killin hoe for the big 25, please please please please please please thank you
Another 10
From Mika Mika
Thank you for another 10. Oh my god. Sorry. I lost your ears
Thank you for another 10 gifted. I appreciate it so much
Thank you so much for another 10. What the hell?
Last 10. Love you so much. Thank you. Mika. That's so kind. I appreciate it. You have to do that
W Mika in the chat. Thank you daybreaker for the seven months. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Um chat chat by the way
If you've watched Rosie and Zoil at all specifically Zoil's um
um, um, fitness challenge now more valve
What's going on? Matt with the five gifted subs. Oh my god. W now with a big five. Holy shit. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you so much. Every time I think you like that
I think about the thank you is where you go up down every time. Thank you so much for the five gifted
I appreciate it. Um chat listen. I
Got I fell I fell to the trap
Bitch, I got a Ninja Creamy.
I did.
Because, let me tell you why.
Let me tell you why.
Zoil has been using them for weight loss, okay?
Actually, they're really good for weight loss.
Ghost!
Ghost, thank you for the five gift that I appreciate it.
Thank you so much for the five gift that I appreciate it so much that it's so kind.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Phil has been putting in a lot of work to lose a lot of weight, and he's been documenting
the whole thing through vlogging.
So, Socrates, thank you so much for the sub.
I appreciate it.
And they were telling me that they got Ninja Creamies because not only is it better for
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You can control all sugars or anything that go into it.
It is less calories, about half the calories of every protein ice cream that you'll get there as well.
And you can make whatever flavor. So arguably it's worth it, right?
Mika! Oh my god, thank you for another thought. Thank you so much. That is really sweet. Thank you.
You don't have to do that. Thank you so much. And Spear on the Page, thank you for the nine months as well.
Thank you so much. You have a piss bottle badge next to your name. I'm so sorry. That's your sub badge.
But it will go away in another month, don't worry. And Cranon, thank you so much for the seven months.
Um, but, but, uh, listen, I, um, I got the Ninja creamy because you guys know I have the mint protein ice cream, which has 30 grams of protein in it.
That's what it says.
Two grams of sugar.
So I'm like, oh, that's awesome.
30 grams of protein, two grams of sugar.
That's a match made in heaven.
That's amazing.
Let me tell you what I found out.
You want me to show you this ice cream, actually?
Let me show it to you.
This protein, I was with Zoyle and Rosie and they're trying to convince me to get a ninja creamy, right?
They've been trying to convince me for a while. I haven't bought one.
Um, I buy this ice cream and I go, that's awesome.
And we're reading all the stuff for it and it says 30 grams of protein per pint.
See that tiny little lettering?
See that?
Yo, what a breath.
Raph, you're not getting a raid today.
Don't even ask.
Hi, Raph.
Right down here, if you look, that says 30 grams per pint.
Now, you know what else I noticed about this ice cream?
When you go to the nutrition facts on the back,
it doesn't tell you what the protein is per serving
on the nutrition.
Instead, it only tells you the sugars per serving,
which is two grams of sugar.
Meaning they are intentionally making it look like
there's 30 grams of protein,
because if you don't see this tiny little bit,
when you read the nutrition facts in the back,
you will assume that the protein is then 30 grams.
That's crazy.
So I was like, I was like, okay, this like,
because Zoil and I have the same craving problem
when it comes to like fitness,
where once I get like a sweet tooth craving,
I struggle a lot to like get my health back.
So like, like, if I cave into that sweet tooth craving,
I can't stop, you know what I mean?
And Zoil is the same way.
So what I've learned to do is like have these protein
ice creams because I've used them to substitute
for my sweet tooth.
So when I have a sweet tooth, this kind of is not even like dessert.
Like it's like you get like two grams of sugar in it and then and then like you get 30 grams
of sugar and whatever.
So I have a creamy today, set it up and I got a mint chip ice cream, I use protein powder
and I used almond milk for the base because it's significantly less calories and then
I used Stevia and not regular sugar because it's zero calorie sweetener and
and I have it in the freezer right now but I tasted how the milk tastes before
and it tastes really fucking good. It tastes actually really really really good.
It tastes exactly like a mint ice cream. No difference and I think it has
It's actually 30 grams of protein per serving, swear.
I can literally show you the thing.
30 grams of protein per serving actually this time,
which is kind of nice because now, unlike this one,
the one that was fucking lying to me,
bro, I had no idea, like I literally was,
I told Rosy and Zola, I was like,
I'm not gonna get the other one
because I can just eat this, this is easy.
I had no idea that this was per pint.
So if you buy these, just know,
you're not getting 30 grams of protein per serving,
you're getting 30 grams per pint.
And there are four servings in here, mind you.
There's four servings in here,
meaning you are getting less than 10 grams
of protein per serving.
So yeah, we just didn't know,
and we were like, that's such interesting marketing.
So now, now I got one.
So I'll let you guys know how it goes.
I'll let you know how it goes,
is like I said, I'm trying to talk about it more
because I feel like when I talk about having these things,
it like keeps me on the right track to be like,
you know what I mean?
Like it keeps me on the right track to be like,
okay, this is like good for me to do
and this is like a healthy process.
And it's the same thing I lecture Doyle about
before he even started series.
And I was like, Doyle, you should do a series
because it'll keep you on track.
And then I don't tell you guys anything.
So I figured now I'll tell you guys because it's cool.
Oh my God, wait, I have news.
Okay, you guys know how I am going
to New York Fashion Week this week.
And if you don't know, I got, I turned,
long story, if you've heard it, you've heard it,
but you know, long story short,
I got offered to go to Fashion Week last year
and I turned it down.
And the reason I turned it down was because of something
that was ethically and morally something
I could not overlook and I had to just, you know what I mean?
I had to just do it.
But, but I'm really excited, okay?
I'm really excited because I got invited by coach this year.
So coach is personally inviting me and they also invited Ray
separately and I didn't even know Ray was going,
so that's really cool to be able to go.
And I'm so excited because I feel like this is kind of like,
I don't know, I feel like it's like,
Like that's like something that I wish that old me
would have like, or younger me could hear.
Cause people don't know this, but I used to go to school
when I was in high school, I took a fashion marketing class
and I competed in something called DECA,
Distributive Education Clubs of America
on a proposal for a business model for a fashion store.
And I won my districts and my states.
I got third place in states I think
and almost made it to nationals.
But I ended up not making it to nationals
because I got third.
I think only first place can go for a state.
And I was really proud of it because I loved it so much.
And obviously, I never did anything with it.
You know what I mean?
I'm an ugly chud nowadays.
But I wish that like, I don't know,
I feel like if high school me could hear
that I was going to fashion week,
that would be fucking crazy.
Like on an invite, let alone, like I'm going because I'm invited by coach to go.
I feel like younger me would be like freaking out.
Um, and in saying that, uh, I don't own a lot of designer things.
I think the only designer things I have right now, I have the Steve
Madden boots I bought with Ray and I have that Balenciaga hoodie.
Okay.
That's it.
But do you want to see what I got in the mail?
Okay, do you want to see what I got in the mail?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, I was really excited. I was really really excited
It was so cool, and I can't wait to show you I can't wait to show you hold on hold on hold on
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, are you ready?
Are you ready?
I'm really excited.
Okay, okay.
Not only, not only do I get to go to the show,
But I have, okay, I don't own, I really do not own a single designer purse.
I've never had a designer purse in my entire life.
And coach mailed me my first ever designer purse.
I've never owned one before.
And it's from, apparently they did a Sims collab and I'm allowed to show it.
And they nailed me. It's my first designer purse ever in my life.
I don't think I've ever had, I've never had a Gucci bag, I've never had Coach, I've never had a Steve Madden bag.
I've always gotten my purses from Amazon.
And bro, they sent me my first ever one. Look! It even has the name!
you
Okay, for protection.
Girl, I am a heavy-handed asmo folder, this bag is not going to be protected, I'm going
to let you know right now.
I'm just letting you know right now, okay?
I'm letting you know right now.
I lose everything, I drop everything, I break everything.
It just is what, okay, maybe there's a note in here, maybe like a, hey Senna, you're so
hot and we're so happy to give you your first ever designer bag, no, is that in the, hello?
No, I think they misplaced it. It's probably like in the box somewhere and they just they misplaced it. You know what I mean?
Maybe
Maybe it's in there, but I was really excited because Chad I'm not joking you
Thank you a boulder for the 500 bits and then you submit us for the sub as well. I appreciate it. Yeah, I'm not joking you
This is my first ever
Designer I've never owned one before and they sent me one
I've never had one of my entire life and I I saw it yesterday. I was like, oh my god
And and then and then they told me what it was like
I have to wait to open it because I I wanted to
Show you guys so much. So I'm so how the fuck do I close it?
Anyways, oh my god, this thing has some weight
Holy
There's nothing in this bag when I put in like my my battery in my wallet in there
Holy it's like a break. Oh, okay. I don't want to break it. You're right. Sorry
Okay, sorry. It's just freaking huge. Oh my god. That's so cool though. What the heck?
That is so cool. All right, Mr. Coach. Thank you so much. Mr. or Mrs. Coach of
course, because obviously there is no floor for women at all when it comes to the fashion
industry because they're all amazing. So, Mr. or Mrs. Coach, thank you so much for the bag.
That was really sweet. You know what I mean? That is a really sweet thing. I put it in here.
I just thought that was so cool.
I literally got a chat.
I got it.
And I was thinking in my mind, I was like,
I don't think I've ever, I'm trying to think of a time
where I've ever the most stuff that I've bought.
But I think the most expensive thing is obviously
the streamer-worn dress.
And then, and then.
The ones you're going to do.
As far as like designer things.
As far as like designer clothing stuff chat. Yes, I know my car. That's different. Okay. Speaking of my car, bro. I was thinking about getting a rep.
Oh, my God. Karen, I think of a sub. I appreciate it.
I've taken my car out a few times this week, and too many people have looked at my car
and liked it a lot.
They're giving it the eyes.
And then I thought, man, if I got my car wrapped, though, people would really be like, damn,
it's a sexy ass car.
And now I want to get it wrapped so bad.
You know what color I was thinking was the...
Have you seen the chrome, dark, dark,
chromes, like the really dark midnight purples
and stuff like that, like these?
Like I really like this.
If I blacked out everything on my car,
if I blacked out everything on my car and then got this,
I feel like that's so nice.
A charcoal purple, charcoal purple.
I really like that.
Ooh!
See, I don't like the matte as much though.
Like this matte, I like it.
But I don't know why.
I feel like on my car, I don't want it to be matte.
I like the chrome one better.
Look, I think this looks so clean.
Twitch purple, and never mind, the dream's dead.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
The drip is dead.
Because now I'm seeing it.
I'm going to pull up with that, and they're going to call it the Twitch Mobile.
And I'm dead ass.
Nope.
I'm changing colors.
Never mind.
You completely, whoever that was, shout out to you.
You saved me a really annoying stream.
Because every time I got in that car, somebody put that bleed purple heart in my chat, I'd
I'd be so mad, I'd be so mad, oh my God,
they started doing the bleed purple and I'm pissed off.
That'd be terrible, bro.
That's terrible, terrible, terrible.
But, you know, I'm thinking about that, I don't know.
I will see.
I do think, the other thing I thought about was I was like,
man 24 family members, thinking of a sub, I appreciate it.
I didn't want to, I'm just like,
I don't want to be without a car for a while
and just to get it wrapped, you know what I mean?
And I also love my car too.
So it's like, my car's not bad,
like my car is awesome, it's an awesome car,
so I don't know.
Are you gonna be streaming any of Fashion Week?
So we haven't got permission for the show specifically,
but that is okay, I said I wouldn't vlog it.
We're still waiting to hear.
But what I'm actually gonna do, the plan,
hear me, the plan, is we're going to go there
Before Fashion Week, so early this week, we are going to do streams while we're in New York, a few streams.
I have to go in for a fitting the day of, which the only thing is, I think I can stream to get ready with me chat.
But the problem with doing that is I can't leak the stuff that they're having to wear. I almost said what it was.
Some of the stuff they're having to wear it's not like crazy. It's not like a crazy outfit or anything
But it's because I realized it's unreleased stuff. So it's like I've seen
unreleased things
That I cannot show you guys that they're asking me to wear because they're unreleased
So I was like, oh, I can't it's not like I can do a get ready with me in the
Because imagine I do a get ready with me for
or, you know, the show, and the next thing you know,
I like show everything they want me to wear,
and it's like, okay, well, I just leaked like four items.
Like, I can't do that.
So I have to, I have to wait.
But I think what I'm gonna do is vlog.
I've thought about streaming before or after.
But it'll be fine.
I truly don't think you can vlog it.
What?
Are you talking about?
Yes, I can.
Hello?
do whatever I want. And I will be walking. That's what I'm going to do. That is a given.
I'm going to go in and I'm going to do a fitting the day before as well. So when I go there
I have to go to the studio and they're going to fit me for what I'm wearing and then have
me do that. It'll be very cool. But I'm really excited. It'll be cool. And we're going to
do a lot of fun stuff in New York too. So we're probably just going to be going
around and doing a lot of different activities outside of like the fashion
week. Does that make sense? I feel like that would be really cool. But I'm
really excited because it's going to be so fun. It's going to be so fun. I'm
really excited. Ray streams are a vibe man. I can't wait. And we have it in the
stream with Ray in a bit. So I think we are meeting up with Ray hopefully on the
I got to ask her to see what her schedule is like and if it works out and I'd like to try
I'd like to try the ocky way. You know what I mean? I want to go get a chopped cheese the ocky way
I want one so fucking bad. I think that would be so awesome
It'll be such a good segment bro. It'll be so good
Dude, why, some of my offline chat is why are y'all so like against fun segments?
It's so horrible to see in the chat.
Just be happy sometimes, bro.
It's so cringe.
Can't you just enjoy something sometimes?
You know what I mean?
I feel like it's going to be such a fun segment and you guys are like, oh, again, really?
Like, just have fun, man.
Live is too short to always be complaining.
Yo, Kato, thank you so much for the prime.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Listen, it'll be fun.
And hopefully, I would also like to go and do,
try some other foods there.
I did talk to Rosie and Zoil,
and I think if they can align their cheat days,
maybe we can go and get,
maybe we can go and get some good food in New York.
I'd like to do that.
Zoil is going, I plan to have Zoil go, yes.
I have asked him, he is looking to try to, yes.
Because what I would like it to be is me, Zoyle, and Rosie
just having fun in New York, you know what I mean?
And then we meet up with Ray on the last day.
I think that sounds fucking awesome to me.
So if I can do that, that would be so, so, so amazing.
And we can have such a good time.
Because also I love doing things with Zoyle and Rosie.
They're so fun.
What are you doing stinky boy? Come here. Come here. Wait, come on up. Wait, up. Good
Yes, hello.
Oh, yes, hello.
Hello.
You're so sweet.
Udy's around here somewhere.
Look at him.
Right there.
How much time do you...
Oh, we have an hour, don't we?
Don't we have an hour?
To Bonnie and Argie's marathon?
Yes.
to Bonnie and Arcee's marathon starts?
I wanna see the intro.
We do, we have an hour until it starts.
Two hours?
Oh yeah, cause it's five, fuck.
And it's seven their time, right?
Okay, that's fine.
I wanna see the intro to the marathon so, so bad.
I think that'd be fire.
I think it'd be so good.
So we'll try to watch that in a little bit.
At least we can go through some of the calm reacts and everything and then, and then do that. Wait, hold on. Wait, what is this? Fire trailer?
Now, what did you put in the calm?
What the hell was that?
I
What
It wasn't always like this
Who knows she's hiding
Oh, I'm back to normal
I used to think we were lucky
I thought we had it all a simple house
Oh, let's see
Sunday mornings
Dancels
Afternoons at the park
Storytime
It was our perfect little world
And then, a nuke comes down, Gigi.
Then it started.
First the sirens.
Then the emergency broadcast.
Close the ass line, bro.
Close your ass, life.
And it screams.
It screams.
And then, silence.
Dude, I'm sorry, that has to suck if you're running in an emergency.
And you have to run with a little ass kid
You know what I mean because you can't run to your full potential
That's gotta suck bro like you have to run and there's like a kid falling behind you and they take little ass steps
Man if you don't if you you better turn into you saying bull if I'm running holding your hand. What's like
What
And I learned something I never wanted to know
How fast everything you love can go away?
Did she just turn around for that plushie and his zombie apocalypse?
Yeah, leave that little ass kid bro, your priorities are not straight.
We're fucked.
Sorry, walk in!
You're not in!
Focus!
What is that?
We hid.
Falling on walls?
And still.
The liquor.
Don't say see no cuz see like you can't say brother first of all you can't
I told myself we would make it
Which is needed more time
You always think that you have more time
Until you don't.
So dumb.
She died?
Oh.
Hey, listen, that's fine.
No offense, but it'll be okay.
See, I'm not all I should be kind of holding back the groove.
Have anyone find this?
Tell them I tried.
Tell them I was still me.
Right up until the end.
So hers all make immediately die as we do.
That's the last one. The facility secured.
Copy that. We're at the city's hours.
Let's go to the last.
See, that was good.
What is it?
Resident Evil Requiem, available February 27th.
Wait, this is a game?
So that was like a live action trailer for the game?
Wait.
That's kinda cool.
Now, do I wish I would have seen gameplay?
Absolutely, but that's okay.
You know what I mean?
Girl, you've never played Resident Evil?
I think one time, a long time ago,
I'd never played through the series.
Should I?
This is a series, right?
You know why I haven't played through the series?
Is because I heard some bullshit about the storyline.
Cause there's like how many, how many R's is there?
So there's like R1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
How many?
There's a lot.
I've heard that the writers of the story do some bullshit sometimes, so I didn't like
exactly stick to it, you know what I mean?
Ray has officially released his own show called Play It Back.
Wait, what?
My name is Ray, I'm from Taiwan, and my life got well fast.
One day, I'm on a school trip in Japan, I meet Kaisenette and everything changed.
I'm a streamer, a pro gamer.
Now I have my own show.
I play against pro athletes in the video games from here, this is Playback.
Can I see you run?
You're not that fast.
I'm fast than you, but…
Hell no.
But I see some clay, bro.
You look slow.
Is it just me?
I think your eyes are used to watching American football, so you're not able to decipher
what real speed is.
Oh, okay.
It's always my eyes.
Okay.
So stupid pro gamer, and he doesn't even play games now. One was the last time Ray was good at a game
I'm so curious. He's about to get whooped. I'm seeing him bro. He's about to get whooped. What is this?
Thank you lady dub shout out lady dub don't follow lady dub
We get in the dog
Who was that we get a ain't we getting the dove who did that aim? Why bro aim? You did not have to do this
We get a we get in the dove
You know I'm saying type shit
Senna of course of
Course it was Senna
You mean of course it was Senna. Oh by the way chat speaking of I'm seeing a man. It's reminding me
Um, I don't know Emily put it on her schedule
So you probably see it at a conversation with Emily yesterday and we were talking about some stuff and then we randomly decided
We're like, oh my we should do this on stream. Um, so you're getting a similee stream on Friday
Which would be very fun. Yeah, you're getting a similee stream on Friday. I'm very excited
I feel like I haven't done like a one-on-one stream with Emily since Hawaii. I think
Since Hawaii I'm feel like it'll be yeah, it'll just be me and her doing some dumb shit
So I'm actually really excited. It'll be good. It's been so long and you know what I'm trying to get her to do
I invited her
to to some of our random hikes that me
Zoil and and Rosie have been doing too and I was like Emily if you ever want to get out of the house
I said especially because we loved Hawaii and how fun it was to just explore stuff
I said if we ever do one of those and we go to like a farmer's market and then go to like a hype
I was like you should come with because they're so I was like it's so dumb like but it's fun
Do you know what I mean? Like it's like one of those stream ideas. That's not really a stream idea
It's just
enjoyable and you could just be like, okay
This is like this is fun. You know I mean and do it so I told I told Emily
I said we should do that and it'd be really fucking cool. I see this
Kaizana gets think about one of the students for helping keep his promise to build a school in Nigeria
He has schools to buy for each year bag of their own goodies
of the school and of all of yours.
Thank you.
Right now.
And of all students.
Thank you.
I don't know why, but but reading this or my it reminds me of the it the it reminds
me of this setup for some reason.
The Scots top scene, except to be fair,
Kai followed through on his word.
You know what I mean?
The Scots top scene where he did it.
They graduated from high school.
They're not any new itinerary with Pam's name on it.
The sun has made us realize we don't need to compromise
because we can have it all if you made it possible for us
to achieve the improbable goal.
Hey!
Michael Scott did not follow through on his word,
unfortunately.
You know what I mean?
And they asked him.
Kai actually did.
Thank you so much, Kaisena.
Did you hear that?
I say thank you.
They have allowed all the help you've been given to them.
Thank you so much.
We love you, and we love you.
Mr. EJ, can we do something before we do that?
Wait, hold on, guys.
Sina, you inspired me to start a diet as well as sour, though.
And your name is Jen Lee Doe.
Wait, your name is tough.
Oh my God.
Wait, that's a great username.
That is a great username.
Don't be your Jen Lee Doe in the chat.
Hold up.
That's a good name.
Bro, I said, by the way, I think I'm
I'm trying to make bread for like our friends and stuff like that chat, so they have them.
By the way, whoever typed that, sourdough is not scary.
If you end up looking at recipes and stuff and it has a bunch of things for you,
you can use a recipe that I use and it's super easy and it's not scary,
and you can just like use that to word how to do it.
Don't let it scare you.
But I think chat, speaking of gently dough,
I might get rid of Jenley Doe and Marvin.
I might. I might. I think I will. I know Marvin has to die and so does Jenley Doe.
But the reason why is because they kind of do like okay, you know what I mean?
with certain stuff, but like, the wojito is the one that puts out the best loaves.
And feeding three sourdough starters, I end up running through a significant amount of
flour for no reason, rather than just having a backup of the one, if that makes sense.
Because I have to feed all three of them daily, and it ends up being a lot more flour than
I'm just wasting for no reason.
Let us say goodbye.
Yeah, you will.
I'll let you say goodbye tomorrow, but I think I think gently dough and Marvin must die
I can't feed them and give them away. Actually, that is true
I can also just multiply will he dough and give it away as well
Which by the way, I gave some of will he dough to Galen and Annie who worked out loaded who you guys have met
And they brought the sourdough starter home and have been making their own breads
which is kind of cool. They brought it home and have been making their own, which is really,
really cool. And I asked Annie if her survived the plane, and she said yes, it did. And it
made it back. And it's alive and doing really, really well. So yeah, Jen Lido and Wilhito,
they might be going though. Let's do this. What is this? P5 might be doing a sinisterine
I just wanted to ask, um, when's the next time you'd be free to maybe hang out with me?
Maybe we can play a game on my PC?
Is this what it's like when I DM people?
Cause this is how I DM.
Or I could come over to your house and hang out with you.
That would be a blessing. I would be very grateful that I can't wait to see you soon.
Thank you so much for this collab. I'm going to have a great time and celebrate your dearest, primate date.
I literally would have flexed on DM people.
Mind you, before I even saw this clip,
I did get this DM and I did respond to her.
And I have to respond today
because I think she sent a message after.
But I did tell her, I asked her if she's any plans
to come to Austin because I said if she does,
I would love to do something with her.
They just so, she's awesome.
She's really funny.
I would love to do something with her.
So yeah, I messaged her back yesterday actually
when she sent it to me.
And then, oh, chat.
The other thing I wanted to tell you guys,
you won't believe, remember, okay,
you know what's crazy, by the way?
I talk about wanting to do tornado chasing and doing that.
And then Jason said yesterday,
he's also has a guy who's doing tornado chasing as well.
And I'm like, holy fuck, bro.
First of all, timing is crazy,
But I saw that and I was like, okay, well, I mean, either way, that'd be really, really cool.
I don't think we'll probably do it together because I think we're talking to two separate people.
So I haven't like spoken to Jason at all about it because the people I'm talking to are, I think they're just different people.
But I can ask them, but I, you know, I talked to you guys about this like a week or two ago and I haven't given you guys an update.
Do you want the update?
Well, you guys did tell me, I hope it's okay that I'm saying this because it's probably fine.
One of the people that you wanted me to reach out to is really the celebrity in the space of storm chasing,
which is if you're not familiar with who I'm talking about, it is Mr. Reed Timmer, who is awesome.
I did reach out to Mr. Reed Timmer actually.
I never gave you guys, I didn't give you the update.
I did reach out to Reed Timmer and actually he responded.
He followed me back and responded and was really, really nice.
But the only downside, the only downside is he does a lot of different,
he does a lot of different storm chasing that is very dangerous.
So if you're familiar with Reed Timmer,
he does like a series, it's called like Inside the Tornado.
And his is very, very, very dangerous.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Timmer Inside Tornado.
And the way that he does it is very, very risky.
I mean, they get like, they're close.
Okay, you can see in these thumbnails,
they are very, very close.
And he was actually really, really nice
because he said though he would love to do it
and he did say he would love to do it.
He said that he didn't want to risk like our lives
in doing something like that
because the way that he does it
is very, very, very, very risky.
So he said, and it should be fair chat,
that is a W. Reed Timmer moment personally.
That is a W. Reed Timmer moment personally.
That is good on him that he said that
because he is smart to be like, hey, what I do is risky.
I'm not willing to risk you guys' lives
because this is not what we're used to.
Do you know what I mean?
But he did say, Jason said he's doing this to me.
I know, which is crazy,
because I talked about this two weeks ago,
and then I saw Jason said he's doing it,
and I said, this motherfucker, but it's fine.
I think we're just talking,
I think we're talking to two different people.
So it doesn't, I mean, to be fair,
it doesn't really matter if two shimmers do it.
You know what I mean?
It's cool either way if people do it, so it doesn't matter.
But I said that frickin' dill hole,
but I think the person,
he's talking to somebody else than me,
because I have another guy that I've also been speaking to
that did say they are down to do it.
Did say they are down.
Stealing content, I don't think that, to be clarified,
don't do that, Chet.
I don't think that Jason stole content.
That's like the normal thing.
You have an idea and somebody else might have the same idea,
it doesn't matter.
But I did talk to another person
that is willing to do it
and coordinated with us with all the stuff.
So they said that they would be down
and they upload really, really cool.
The only thing is, like I said,
I did wanna tell you guys about Reed Timmer
only because Reed Timmer was so freaking nice
and I thought it was really sweet that he even responded
Because if you know who Reed Timmer is, he is like,
he is like the celebrity, I feel like of storm chasing.
Like when you, when you see his stuff,
his stuff is crazy.
Back across the road.
Yeah, it's on the left side of the road.
You gotta go back to it.
This is like his whole, his whole shtick.
But I did appreciate that he said he was like,
hey, I am too concerned for you guys' safety to do this.
Yeah, yeah, he is crazy.
But he also did respond and say that
the other person I'm talking to, he said he would send me some other people and talk to
people that would also be willing to do it. So if anything happens and I need another person,
he said he'll send me some of his recommendations. I was so excited about because I was like,
that's going to be really, really cool. And the plus side of this chat that you should consider
is even if Jason is doing it or I'm doing it too, there is a possibility that a tornado doesn't
even form. Like it has to be the right conditions for one to form. That goes for me, that goes
for Jason, that goes for any storm chaser. So in hindsight, it's actually really good that
there are modes with who that want to do it. Because if the conditions are not perfect and
you don't get to see one, you might get to see it on Jason's or you might get to see it on
depending on who does it, you know what I mean? So I think it'll be really freaking cool. But
I was excited because it really literally responded to me. He followed me back and responded
I was like, dang, now I want to ask him about some other questions I have for his contact
because he was really nice.
He was super, super nice.
His stuff is...
We can go back to it if we want.
We're going to go back to the toilet!
Look!
See, this is what they do.
They might hunker down in the tornado.
This is...
They're in it in it.
This is crazy.
You know, that's crazy.
That's so crazy.
Yeah, you guys are going to be hitmarkering of doom.
Hitmarker of actual goodness.
You guys would be spamming there's a smudge on the lens you guys would be spamming. There's an F
You guys would be spamming. Oh may tens. Okay, so you're too soft for this you'd be freaking out bitch. I
Said I'm scared of a tornado two weeks ago, but what did I say two weeks ago again?
That's why I want to do it because I think it would be so fucking
Pool like it's kind of crazy. I don't even get like I don't I don't know if I would get in it
That's crazy, no?
Isn't that crazy?
Santa, this is just like you with a roller coaster.
No. No, it's not.
I would be, I'm so much more comfortable being like a few miles away from a tornado, but chasing it, then I am being on a roller coaster.
What?
Is that crazy?
That being a few miles away from a tornado and chasing it does not scare me the way that a roller coaster does.
way that a roller coaster does not even close it's not even no it doesn't scare
me the same at all yes that's crazy what really
because it's tornado substantially more dangerous okay but wait no hold on
Can I explain my logic?
Like, if I know the way the direction the tornado is coming
and I can get out of the way of the tornado
and I'm a little bit away but I can watch it form,
that is significantly less scary to me.
There's no logic.
Wait, is there no way to predict the path of a tornado?
No, oh, wait, um, oh, fuck, wait a minute.
Oh, okay, I, okay, well, I, that's, that's fine.
Well, that's that's a problem though, because now it's scaring me a little bit and I just got another message from the guy that I DMed
Letting me know that pretty much what's gonna happen is they're just gonna be like hey
Here's a few days notice get out here now, and then we go to do it
And there's and that's it. Okay. Well, that's okay. I here's the thing. I don't think that I'll die
Hopefully not fingers crossed
I'll just pray about it a lot
And, I don't know, I didn't see, I'm learning the information though, because I didn't know that you couldn't predict the direction of tornadoes.
Hold on, wait, can you, can you predict the direction of tornadoes?
Oh wait, it's no.
Oh, wait a minute. Hold on.
While the exact precise path of a tornado is difficult to predict far in advance.
So wait a minute.
So you mean to tell me that when tornado chasers go out,
they know that there's a possibility that if they're in the path of the tornado,
they just have to run?
And it's a wide path like how wide are we talking and don't you dare say like sin of wide because you're going to piss me off.
Like you okay alright that's what we're doing I'm seeing it but I mean it can't be.
It turned and went to them?
Today's May 31st, 2013, and storm chasers from all over the country are moving towards
one spot, El Reno, Oklahoma.
The Extreme Storm Chaser Convergence is-
Girl did zero research.
I just thought it sounded cool to face my fear because I have a fear and I thought wow, this
sounded- I literally was looking at this, ask Rosie, back in- I think it was December
or the first week of January and I said, well, I said good thing we get to do this Rosie,
I want to do this this year, and we started planning it.
There was, that's all, that's all it took.
I was like, yes, that sounds awesome.
Due to the moderate risk with the 15% chance of tornadoes
over central Oklahoma during late May peak tornado season.
However, the chaser convergence is made even worse.
In case you didn't know when can change direction.
What?
Because only 11 days prior,
an EF5 tornado tore right through the suburbs.
of more Oklahoma with the EFI still fresh on at the core of the circulation
means that the tornado is effectively moving towards them at over 80 miles per hour they have
no chance of escape within minutes put it in reverse put it in reverse
Per hour they have no chance of escape within minutes. The weather channel vehicle is at the core of the circulation
I'm gonna make a call really fast. Wait a second.
Rosie
Why the fuck does it call his Australian number?
Where's the please answer?
You obviously.
Your call has been phoned.
At least not in my phone call.
Why why wouldn't let me call him anymore? Why is it acting like it's blocked?
Are you awake?
It's got you go bro, I knew it Rose became a streamer and he switched
Oh my god.
Their cars rolled 100 yards into the adjacent field.
Somehow everyone survives.
But as the tornado barrels onwards, others would not be as fortunate.
Immediately after striking the weather channel crew, the tornado turns north towards Richard
Henderson.
It turned?
Wait a minute.
I didn't know it could turn like that.
So that thing is moving like it's on a drifting course.
Like what's going on?
After striking the weather channel crew,
the tornado turns north towards Richard Henderson,
who's still driving east.
Richard is caught.
What does degloved mean, Chad?
Said mad she's in.
Hold on, somebody's had degloved.
Mad Jesus, if you're in the chats, if you're in the chats and you have 7 TV, let me show
you, you are probably missing emotes because they're typing emotes.
And when you type the word, it turns into a picture in the chat.
The gloved.
In the violent core, his vehicle is thrown into the nearby field and is crumbled tragically.
Richard does not survive.
As the tornado is impacting Richard, it reaches a peak width of 2.6 miles wide, baking it
the widest tornado in recorded history.
Okay, lost.
Well, what are the odds that I go and there's a tornado like this?
You know what I mean?
Like, these are like the...
It's not zero.
Okay, but these are like the the the mega tornadoes, right?
That's an f5 so this is like yeah, this is like not the common ones
Meanwhile to the north team twistx and another chaser Dan Robinson are frantically driving east on Reuter Road
They're now driving through the outer bands of the circulation as the core of the tornado approaches twistx
The winds momentarily subside and Tim becomes aware of the dire situation
Moments later their vehicle is directly impacted
It turned again!
Oh my god, it turned again? Wait, hold on. This is changing my perspective
Their vehicle is cost a third of a mile to the east
Tim, Paul and Carl do not survive
A mile to the east, Dan Robinson abandons his car on the side of the road and takes cover in a ditch.
Robinson narrowly escapes the violent core of the tornado that killed Twistex.
Bruised and scraped, Dan gets back in his vehicle and flees south away from the monster storm.
You've covered Jack much area?
Wait, hold on. I called Rosie and I said, are you awake? And he said, I am now.
Hello. You just woke up. I'm live, by the way. Congratulations. What time are you going to bed?
like seven well Rosie rise and shine sleepy head thanks um I have great news
for you to wake up to awesome news okay um well you remember how I message read
Timmer yes well he did respond to me and he did say that he would love to do it
But the thing is his whole content is he literally hunkers down in a car and lets the tornado get over him.
And that would be really dangerous to risk our lives.
What?
Yeah, but I'm going to tell you that.
Right, right, right.
Well, don't worry.
He said that he wouldn't want to risk our lives either, okay?
So that's a W.
So he was like, hey, I wouldn't have you guys do that.
But he gave us recommendations for other people.
But actually another guy had already responded to me as well.
So it worked.
and they said they're down.
Okay.
Now, here's the bad news that I'm calling you about.
I did not know that tornadoes can change path
really, really easily.
Well, this is your fucking thing.
You watch this every night.
I do.
I've been watching a lot of documentaries
for months, actually.
And I've noticed there's a bit of pockets of information.
I thought that the paths were easily predictable.
And well, it does find out, it seems,
that actually they're really hard to predict.
And so that's actually how storm chasers get hurt
is because they don't know that you can't predict it as much.
So you can be like a few miles away and see it,
but then if it's coming at you,
you've got to just hope and pray.
Well, you can just drive out of the way
if it comes to once you've done it.
Right.
Right. Yes. That is what I thought as well. Yes. Unfortunately, I have just learned from
the School of Storm Chasing, aka YouTube, that you actually can try to run out of the way,
but sometimes they move so quickly that you can't get out of the way.
So how do we make sure we get the ones that aren't that quick?
You kind of just got to pray.
How do we just like cue into the slow alternatives?
We could probably cue, yeah, could probably.
Should we let her start with the fast ones?
Right, no.
But I mean, I've already been talking to the guys and he already said yes, so we kind
of have to, you know.
Okay, wait. What do you mean by that? So you've locked us in? Wait, you've locked us
into something already? Yes. Yes.
It'll be fun. It'll be fun. I'm actually gonna fucking die holding a fucking camera.
The cameraman never dies. Yeah, I'm gonna change that. That's actually
You gotta change with me, that's gonna happen.
Okay, that is true.
But here's the thing, it could have been Reed Timber,
he did respond and I could have been like,
no, no, no, risk our lives,
but it's smarter not to be in the belly of the tornado.
It could have been that.
I don't know how fucking cool it is.
I care about Mr. Timber, I love the fuck.
Well, first of all,
don't ever disrespect Reed Timber in your life.
You're going to get fucking sucked into a toilet later.
Why are they telling you to quit?
Oh, they're saying that the entire time
you're going to see ometans.
I'm fucking good.
I'll make it intentional too.
The HDMI is going to start coming loose
while we're looking at tornado.
I'll personally do the big smudge in the lens
that I see tonight.
I don't know what I thought.
All right, well, thanks for the news.
Well, you're welcome.
I mean, listen, there's a possibility
that when we fly out and do it,
a tornado doesn't form.
That happens.
All right.
No, that's what I'm saying, darling.
I'd rather it just happen.
Well, the best part is, is we only get like a two day notice and then we have to fly
out immediately.
Okay.
That sounds like everything we ever do.
Right.
So it's not even any, any.
Actually two days isn't bad.
Not bad, right?
It's not bad.
Yeah.
It's like that.
Mm-hmm.
Well, uh, just rise and shine, Rosie.
It is bright and early at 438 p.m.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've been getting an hour back or something, so I've made the other books, you know.
Is it daylight savings time?
I don't know. That doesn't exist back then, so I don't really pay attention to it.
Okay, all right. Well, enjoy. Enjoy the rest of your day.
You too.
I can't believe he just fucking woke up.
He actually just woke up. That's crazy.
Gigi's dog, we're still, wait, go dogs, we still,
I don't know what you're saying, I missed it, whatever.
Um, listen, it's not that bad, okay?
It's gonna be fine, it's gonna be fine.
East.
Tim.
I do think it'll just be cool,
But I don't think that correlates,
how the fuck does that correlate to my fear of roller coaster?
Is explain that to me.
That doesn't even correlate to my fear of roller coaster.
It's basically the same.
No the fuck it's not.
I literally just, it's not the same thing.
I'm in a car.
But, but I will take it seriously
And the one thing I thought about too, is I was like,
I wonder, yo, Lark with the 10,000 bits,
I appreciate it so fucking much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for the 10,000 bits.
Oh my God.
Thank you so much, W10K.
Thank you, damn dude, holy shit.
Thank you so much, W10K in the chat, W10K.
WLARC 2-912, also chat, the other thing I thought about
is if we were to do something like that,
and let's say like people's lives are affected
or anything dangerously,
because at the end of the day,
tornadoes also destroy homes,
I would probably like to do a charity
following something like that,
to raise money for those people that are affected,
if we did something like that.
I think that's like the in my head. That's like the right way to do it
And also if you don't know ball my history is working with a restoration company that deals with stored storm damage
Okay, um and I have I have been I have dealt with I worked in that company for four years
And it was some of the most fulfilling work. I've ever done in my life
And so because I also have that experience
I feel like it would be really cool if like if I was to go there to like, you know what I mean to like also
also raise money for storm relief for people like that because that would be really, really
cool to do.
Even through my old company, you know, my old job they used to when there was devastating
natural disasters in the United States, they would just send workers to those states to
work on the houses.
There's normally always a lack of staff to be able to help people that are in need.
So it's actually really, really cool.
It's actually really, really cool to do, so we can do that.
Wait, hold on, Rosy just sent me.
Oh.
In the United States, an average of approximately 70
to 80 people die from tornadoes each year
with 1,500 reported annually.
Smiley face.
Fun time.
I'm trying to get him excited, dad.
I don't want him to read the bad stuff.
I want him to read the other stuff.
What is this?
What's the great segment?
Really?
Well, I don't know if you're talking to him.
I'm so confused.
I don't know if you're talking to him.
Like, and the reason why that she shot the cat,
it wasn't even like, because she's a shooter.
Like, gently, like, it's not what you think.
Was he just switching interest?
It was a dream, so look at this.
Oh my god, he got more creamy tubs.
Wait, yes.
Were they making ninja creamies yesterday?
Yes.
Do you want to see mine?
I want to see if mine is frozen.
You want to look to me?
I only put it in.
Wait, I put it in two hours ago.
It should be frozen, right?
Shouldn't it?
Also, somebody said any said something.
Wouldn't any say?
Let me the clip they said Emmy said something. She's a lot. Also. I have been shunning Emmy in the house
Shunning her because that motherfucker is sick as a dog. And so I even when she came downstairs. I've been spraying
Anti-biotic or not as I bought it spray antiseptic spray or whatever it is all over the kitchen whenever she leaves
I spray it in the air that she walks in because she lost her voice and you know me if I lose my voice
Say goodbye. I'm losing it for the next two weeks.
Hello?
It's not working.
What did she say?
They deleted it? Wait, but what does she say though for them to delete it?
The fuck she say? Raw Dog Moon, yo what up? Didn't you fight in NMS? Shout out to you. Didn't you win?
Fight? Or no, my trippin'. It's from the DMC Music. Wait, but what was it? Did anybody grab it? Fuck, bro.
Do we miss it?
Fuck bro, yeah, I thought oh you really want to beat pilots
That was a very good sportsmanship of you by the way to
Fight pilot and then turn around and say that you felt bad fighting him. I remember I was watching
And we thought that was actually really good
We thought it was really good easy to do good on you also
I saw this art by the way this art is fucking crazy. Did you see this?
this. Hey, this is amazing art. It's me, rage agent and Emily, and they did so good, bro.
They did so fucking good. Holy shit. Maybe maybe it is time for a care reunion. Who knows?
Who fucking knows? Press X if you think Senna's eating this. There's really not much that
I won't eat
You wouldn't eat this
What this looks far to me roasted eggplant is so no you're missing out of you don't like eggplant it's so
Speaking of cooking I'm teaching Emily how to cook by the way, that's the stream that we're doing on Friday
So you don't know, I lived with Emily for like a year and Emily wanted, she said she wanted to learn how to cook.
So I said I'd teach her some recipes, including my guac, which she loves.
Because my guac, my guac, she said was literally something that she would have if it was her final meal.
Who says?
Alright, it's Cindy going to the charity match. Just ask me that.
She didn't say she wants to play, she said she wants to go, so she can pull up.
As long as I hear, as soon as not playing, I'll be happy.
Yeah Toby, yeah!
What's that here?
Do you know why I like Toby, by the way?
Why he's one of my favorite people that I interacted with,
even from inside?
It's because Toby was the one who,
I'm not built for reality TV,
because, bro, that show, if you remember me on inside,
I cried so much,
because I hate hurting people's feelings.
Hate it.
Hate it, hate it, hate it.
And Toby is the one person who,
And I cried one time.
I felt so bad because it literally of all people and they even said it afterwards of
all people to get put on to a situation where they have to be the sole person to vote someone
out.
It shouldn't have been me.
I was the worst person to do that because I, I got so sad every single time and and of
Of course the one time they do it randomly it ended up being me and I cried and Toby was like
Senna it's okay like he was like don't worry it's fine he's so nice to me he was so fucking nice to
me bro he was. How are you not made for it but you won? I'm not all right because our season was
soft as hell bro we were sweet and soft sweet and soft. I'm blushing because you're just so beautiful.
I'm just thinking about you guys, when I film with Senna, she's such a fucking asshole.
Sarah says that, but she misses me so much.
She misses me so fucking much.
So sweet, what do you mean?
Hey, let me know if you ever come to Austin.
I will.
You'll be the first person to come to Austin.
Senna, if you're watching this, fuck you.
She says that, but Sarah neglected to tell her she was supposed to stay at my house one
time.
You're like, I'll come visit and go to one of the Christmas parties and stay at the house.
Well, well, well, this is the Emmy clip, like, I don't, I don't know, I just, I just think
it's kind of stuff.
Also, I'm literally married to Stina, so like, true, like, mind your business.
And he has been eating all the bread and it was actually really funny because, you know, she called me. She literally said she's living like a husband's dream right now because I just cook for her and then she just, I'm like, here's this bread and she texted me the other day and said, thank you for allowing me to eat the bread.
bread is what she texted me. And I was like, why is it worded this way? So I messaged her
and I said, no problem. But I said, any, I'm literally baking that bread for you and Bonnie.
So I said, it's not for me and you guys can just have some whatever is on the counter.
If it's on that counter, you can take it. Don't worry about taking the last one. Just
take it like I'm making it for you guys because I can't eat a lot of it. Um, and then she
And she was like, oh, thanks, that's so nice.
So then I came downstairs later and she was literally
like eating it and she made like a little salmon bagel
and it was so good.
It was so good.
You should ask her if you stop making food
when she divorced you.
See, I would go in her room, but the thing is,
if I go in her room, I'm gonna get sick.
if I didn't bake bread would you I'm curious
Become brain-rotted. Become brain-rotted.
Why is he just watching Bird on the phone?
Wait, that's so cute!
If I was a worm, would you love me?
No, Rat-Camp.
Oh, it's in us here?
Uh, what should we say?
If I didn't break, break, break, would you divorce me?
me why are you hesitated yes yes you have to bake the bread you have to
break bake the bread I'm your I'm your your your husband that makes the rules
and one of my rules is my wife must be fresh fresh sourdough bread every day
from her no starter named Fujito and not any other oh hello much not any other
not any other bread starter because um because I'm the man I provide the value
like I sit around and I sit around and I play video games
that's my provider I'm just kidding of course I would never divorce
Can you imagine being that stupid?
No.
Who would use such a thing?
Right, no, right, no.
I didn't believe it.
You have to be stupid to divorce Senna.
Right, I didn't believe it, of course.
Right.
She's a bread digger, bro.
She's still here.
She's four of a sandwich.
Now we're going to be in this understanding later.
Well, I'm not going to lie.
Is this the start of my ENSO arc?
My Themso arc?
Is she a bread digger, bro?
She really out here just for the sandwiches.
I'm seeing it now.
Just think
Have y'all met Senna I'm divorcing her. What do you look like?
So you mean to tell me this chud logic is saying that he's gonna divorce me so now I'm chud and
and your chud and you're what the fuck is this grown ass man saying he's divorcing me well first
of all you little bitch i would never make you friend anyway you chud logic all right i would never
that's diamond oh sorry i feel bad i didn't mean for that guy on boss but he deserved it he said
said to me to me first. W hormone replacement. I hate you guys. I have lived for 10,000 years
and never once have I met someone that I hated as much as the people in this chat. I was
I was not ready for that. I was not ready for that.
I was not ready for that. I was not ready.
Guys, okay, now do I ask, I mean, would you divorce me if I was a worm?
Bro, who's the man between you and Stingham?
Yo, Vex, thank you for the prime. Thank you.
I mean, obviously it would be me just from the-
What do you mean, obviously?
The fact that I'm the muscular one.
Oh yeah, no, that's my provider, my hair.
That's my hero.
I'm gonna stop joking around.
It's embarrassing.
But you can tell more to me if I was a worm.
No, I was so, I was love you even if you were a worm.
I would go with a worm enclosure.
With lots of dirt.
Oh, you know what I'd put in there?
Where is it?
I didn't wear the clothes.
Oh, here it is.
I would, to make sure you're blessed and happy,
I would put in this dirt from Portugal
that's been blessed by a saint.
Oh, it's all a blessing.
That I got in my mailbox.
And I would feed her, what are worms eat?
Wait, do you think this is, if you were a worm,
you can eat this.
I could probably give her lettuce.
I'll give it a set of iceberg lettuce.
And um...
Are you hurt?
If you are a worm, you can live in my terrarium!
Oh my god, wait, so we could be worms together!
Wait, does Senna still have a swarm in her chat when I'm opening Senna's chat?
This is a gay household.
I just- Words are not being in allegations.
The household is just getting gayer by the same.
Yeah.
Oh, I see a beauty.
Wow, so many tours.
Wow, amazing.
Wait, sit up.
Sit up.
We should play.
We should have another roommate's game night soon.
I'm needing to bring it up.
The Bonnie's back.
I'm down.
We can play scary games and co-op games and lots of cool stuff.
It would be very awesome.
I'm still down.
I think.
I'm down when Bonnie's back.
Yes.
I'm down
But it records your voice
Then when you die it talks to your friends as you
Like it'll use your voice to talk to your friends, so they think that you're still alive. I want to play that one
Let's do it. I'm so down. Yes, it will be great
Very creepy
What I'm so down. I'll only do I only Bonnie's never coming back chat the reality is
You're sponzy. Did you start with the sub self made for the seven wordy for the sub? We might not get Bonnie back, bro
It might be GGs. I don't think we're getting her back. I
Don't think so
She she Ted Cruz us and she left during the snowstorm. Okay. She left like Ted Cruz
She hit me with the and then she dipped and hopped on a plane and you know here
We are and we thought wow we're gonna have a week together
And you know maybe do New York and then she said
Hit me with one of these and then now look at her. She's in Thailand or whatever. You know what I mean just?
Crazy truly is crazy isn't it?
It crew truly is crazy
She's chilling in the Sun. I know I
I freaking know bro. What is this? I know she's not gonna focus on all of them the only one
I generally think she looks good with shoulder-linked hair. It's been time. Okay. I'm not gonna lie
Did I know you guys are mad as I hear a straight today?
I needed to switch it up because I think the change is good a good balance for both and why did you write no clit writing?
Why did you write it like that? You know what I mean?
No clit writing. It looks really good on her
on some gay shit she look good right now the red and all black plus the hair
what did you do? yo what is called right now bro what is called on some gay shit she look good
Oh, did they reply?
Yep.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
That's how I knew that was happening in Combs. I knew that was.
Rosie they're just rage-baiting you in the chat
Yo, Ziv you like what do y'all be posting in comms or you're not a real human being
You are not a real human being
Where's the other clothes I saw this one? I bookmarked us to show you guys yo
So Sun Wukong, I don't know what, I don't know, like seriously, I don't know who you
are, I don't know what beef you have with me, I don't know what I did to deserve this,
but I want you to know that every single day you wake up in your life, you better pray
that you never run into me.
I, as I solemnly swear this to the day that I die, if you have one person who is hunting
you down. An absolute hater in this world. It will be me. It will be me. And why do I
actually look like this egg? I actually look like the egg. That's something that made me
mad about the post though. It's annoyingly close.
Isn't it?
It's annoyingly close. Look at I'm doing that damn smirk. Hmm. And then look at my
I freaking chud eyes and my face, bro.
If you erased the nose on here on this pose,
I think it would be the same face.
No joke.
I think we found your tattoo.
Oh my God, he has to get an egg tattoo.
And I thought I'm a really funny one that Rosie could get,
but then I realized that he'd be really mad at me
if I suggested it.
I thought it would be really funny, you know what I mean?
I thought it would be a good one.
But you know, it is what it is.
All right, wait, do you guys want to go see the ice cream
really fast?
I kind of want to see.
Hold on.
Woo, and I can show you guys, oh wait, you know what I can do?
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
It's protein ice cream.
I swear to you, I'll show you what I made it with.
Shout out Rosie and shout out Zoil.
They're the reasons why I got even this health kick thing.
So that way I could try it and it has a lot of protein.
Hold.
Ow.
Hold.
Why is this not loading?
I'm good.
I know.
Also, I went to the gym yesterday
and I did leg day and so now my legs hurt like a bitch when I walk and there's freaking stairs.
Why do y'all say ew? Every time I switch the camera. Come on, lock it.
Your mom said ew to you when you were when you were born. You don't have to return the favor.
Thank you very much, okay? Do you want to see if it's ready? So I think that the recipe thing that
I saw for it, is you have to freeze it first and then, what is that noise?
You have to freeze it first and then you mix it.
Is it frozen?
Almost.
Oh, it's partially frozen.
Can I drink some?
Oh my god.
It tastes just like mint ice cream.
Mmm.
Alright, one more.
This is a great recommendation.
Oh my God, it's so...
Okay, I think I have to add more milk because I drank it.
To be honest, I don't even need to make it into ice cream.
I can just drink it like this, can't I?
It's just protein.
It's actually so cool.
The thing I used for the sweetener for it is Stevia, which if you don't know is a calorie-free sweetener that you can have.
They use it in a lot of diet drinks like Coke, Z-Rose and stuff like this.
So I use the only sweetener that has it is Stevia.
And then the protein powder that I used is this, it's rise protein powder and per serving
it has 25 grams of protein per 140 calories.
It's 140 calories for one, 25 grams of protein and then the total sugars and this is only
two grams.
So this is really, really good, which is actually really nice, because I can eat this after the
gym.
So if you have a sweet tooth, I recommend it.
Zoil, like I said, he's been learning about it in his stuff, in his like, what's it called,
like health journey.
And he and Rosie have been swearing by this, okay, swearing by this.
And I was like, oh no, I just have a sweet tooth, but like it's fine.
I'm not joking you, if you have a sweet tooth problem, get a ninja creamy.
These the amount of calories and like sweetener that you're getting in this, you are cutting
it out entirely basically, well not entirely, but like, you are like any dessert craving
that you have, especially me, this just gets rid of that.
Like it just gets rid of that dessert craving.
But now I have to add more because I drank some.
Hmm.
I drank too much of it.
Now look, there's a hole.
Because I drank so much.
But it just tastes like a really good protein shake.
It's literally just almond milk and...
Okay, I'm done.
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
It just tastes like a good protein shake,
but it's good.
Here look, this is what I use.
I use this, unsweetened, 30 calories per serving, by the way.
I add a little bit of this, oh, I spilled some.
If you have a sweet tooth like me,
I have a really bad sweet tooth, really, really bad.
Like when I eat things, anything savory,
I just it's such a bad problem with how my speech is this and I and I
The thing that would be is is it makes it like so you develop healthy eating habits without having to go
extreme
With it if that makes sense look you're more likely to stick to a routine if the routine is is
Is like normal and it doesn't take you too far off the course
I did a half scoop because I didn't drink a whole thing and now I'm mixing it I'm
mixing it so it's back into how it was fuck man damn they should not tell me
this this is about me GGs I know too much now and now I'm too excited to eat
this later. Yes! Okay. Mmm. Delicious. Oh wait. I forgot to add. You just add a little bit of
the sevia and then because it's zero calorie you can mix that in and then bam. It's sweet.
and good to go. It looks like this, not that crazy appetizing but really good.
And also this one comes with like the little chips in it too. So I'm not adding
any dark chocolate or anything like that. This one is mint chocolate chip and then
I'm gonna freeze it and then later on we'll put it in here. Oh, okay, Ooni.
Hello, Ooni. My little seal. What are you doing, my little seal?
You're purring.
Wow.
That's my big boy. What you doing?
But later on, I'm going to take this out.
You'll take this, you put it in here,
and then you can like change the settings so you can set like how you want it
and then you can do ice cream, light ice cream, sorbet, gelato, frozen yogurt, italian ice milkshake
everything and blend it and then do it but it's really good I haven't done it yet but Zoyle and
Rosie were so wearing by it and they said it's so good because if you have a sweet tooth like me
then it's really good and the thing I didn't like that Rosie did though that kind of annoyed me
is he goes sinna.
For example, that's like you.
I know you have a sweet tooth.
What do you mean you know I have a sweet tooth?
What the fuck was that supposed to mean?
And yes, I do have a sweet tooth,
but that doesn't mean it needs to be called out, okay?
Yes, I know I have a sweet tooth, thank you very much.
I don't even hear about it.
I do, I love sweets.
Me? Me? Hold on, wait.
Yes. Oh, big splash. Oh, yes. I know. What you doing, noodles? What you doing, noodles?
What's going on you got a fat boy dude
Emmy was telling me that Mott's has a
oh stress those feet Emmy was telling me
that Mott has a fat pack now like
when he does and I said I think it runs
in their family and then I'm he said
And he said she thinks that they're pear-shaped
Which to be fair I think they are I think our cats are just pear-shaped cats
They're just built a little bit differently. They have different bodies, but that's okay. Please don't go near the
Starter it's looking good
Okay, they are kind of pear-shaped I'm so sorry I
know I know I
I think it just runs in the family, bro.
And don't say like his big back mama, okay?
Because don't even give me started on your fat ass mom.
We can go, we can go fat ass mom for fat ass mom.
That's what you want to do.
Oh.
Sorry.
You're right. I'll stop.
Yes.
All right, come on, you want to come in the room?
Come on.
Or are you staying here?
Oh, there you go.
Okay, come on.
Let's go.
A fat ass mom is better than no mom.
Oh
Oh my god
I don't even know what to say, like...
Like, I just don't know what I did to deserve that, though.
I feel like I've been, like, mad cool.
You know what I mean? I feel like I've been mad cool.
I just don't know. That's crazy.
I don't know what I did to deserve that.
At least you have your dad, though.
Hey, I got one of two. I got one of two.
I shouldn't say that, actually, because that means I'm making fun of people who don't have both,
which means they might be orphans, so I'm sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
All right, back upstairs.
Back upstairs. Ready? Let's go. Wait.
Oh fuck, hold on.
Oh, it's so nice.
I thought when the nice weather was here, Bonnie would be back.
But if I see... what'd you say?
Sorry, am I taking too long? My bad, let's go.
Come on. Come on.
Up the stairs. Go. Go.
Come on. Go.
Oh, he's so cute.
Dude, they're so good.
All right.
All right, hold two.
Holy teleport, ladies and gentlemen.
Hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
I think we have, oh my god, wait, we have 45 minutes.
45 minutes before their marathon starts, right?
I wanna watch the intro so bad.
I wanna watch the intro so fucking bad.
I'm so excited.
I am so excited.
Okay.
I don't know if there's anything else we missed in Combs.
I feel like we saw everything.
Yes.
Bonnie is in fact home.
She's a home.
She's in time.
Oh, I see.
I'm not, I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it.
So now look what.
I
Know quite I'm not gonna lie you might be top editor
I'm not gonna hold you bro. This edit is clean
Clyde Clyde
2026 Clyde are you dead serious you mean to tell me you are already campaigning
Because you didn't get a nomination in 2025. Are we are we for real? Honestly, honestly though, I respect the grind. I can't even hate. I'm not going to lie. I can't even hate. I respect the grind. I really that's fair.
That's fair, that is fair.
Adapts?
Question mark exclamation point?
Who knew uncle's low key daddy?
Speaking of snacks, let a dad know I'm pesticide free.
No risk of bioacamusization.
What the fuck was this clip?
No, my shoe is untied.
That's right.
Thank you, Arthur.
I always love seeing how people tie shoes differently.
Did I do it differently than you?
Good boy.
Thank you.
Okay.
So, I don't know if something like this is like sturdy enough or even...
Period, girl. As you should get your shoes tied.
Birkinate, someone tell her in black track, thank you so much for the sub. I appreciate it.
As you should. You deserve to get your shoes tied.
She's so awesome. Did you see this? What is this?
Last question, Sarah. What is your favorite flower?
Oh my god. You know what's crazy?
I think I was around when Emily learned this pick-up line because I'm pretty sure
Wodge told it to us when we were all living together and we were going through pick-up lines in the living room
And I think if she's been using it ever since and the last question Sarah. What is your favorite flower?
I like
Yellow roses. Oh, I like roses. Yeah flowers are all beautiful. Oh great. I want to know what to put on your coffin after I murder that pussy
That's the last thing I thought Emily would ever say.
Yeah bro, Sarah.
Well Sarah's trying to say that I flared bro, she was not ready.
Emily, Emily be on him.
I will remember that.
You won't keep you out of game.
I'm gonna have to use that one.
I was like what's your favorite flower?
Yeah, I thought you liked it.
Emily was so natural.
She was so good.
It's like what's your favorite flower?
Yeah, I thought you liked it.
It was so natural.
It is so good.
And then last question, Sarah.
What is your favorite flower?
Oh, that's great.
And of course, zip types.
That's what I should have said.
I should have just made the zip.
Um, block chat.
Do we do, do we do an agree run
and then Dark Souls?
Do we do that one of the people Ronaldo went to the mr. Beast video I declined his invite I
Have to I have to get I
Don't know he did why?
Because I don't want to do it. I mean bro. I
I appreciate the invite like it's the end of the month and
I would be gone for like four days of streaming
three days of streaming where I'm not gonna be able to do anything and then like
I don't know am I crazy or it's only one day
Cuz I was just gonna stream there like not at the shoot. I was just gonna stream like in the city, you know what I mean? I
Also don't think it's worth it. I mean, I think it's just fun to do you know what I mean
But the way I see it is like it's not always about monetary value
Sometimes it's like damn. I just want to be able to be like yeah, I do I did something like that
That was cool. You know what I mean? It kind of depends on I guess like what you see it as so like
Who's that who's just crying already? Yes
Hey.
Hey. Hey.
What?
you know he's been doing this when I go take a shit and now he doesn't until I
pick him up and I sit him on my lap even when I'm going to the bathroom that is
the only way he will stop is if I pick him up and I set him on my lap while
I'm using the restroom and then he will stop.
Unnie, come here, come here, what's wrong?
I have to answer this, give me two seconds.
Thank you for your time.
Boss call of doom.
Okay, we're good.
We're good.
Sorry.
She just has to go grab something in the front door.
Easy peasy, boss call of doom. What is this?
Just I have so much ball control
He's live.
Can I FaceTime him?
I have a question.
Let me FaceTime him.
I see the middle tournament.
Hey!
I see the middle of a tournament.
Hey, Jinxie, I have a quick question really fast.
Yeah, what's up?
So I'm like, I'm streaming, right?
I'm live, and I got this crazy clip that I just wanted to show you and just ask you like what your thoughts are.
Can you explain this to me?
I am correct.
Young up!
What the fuck is this?
I have so much ball control.
That's crazy!
You know what's insane?
The word for it is I've only ever spoken to Jinxie about like when we do like lobbies and stuff like that
That's the first time I've ever called him and it doesn't feel good that the first time I've ever called him is literally when I'm calling him about him
Suck it on the side of a controller. It makes me feel absolutely disgusting
Terrible, terrible clips. That is absolutely atrocious clips by Jinxie. That's atrocious clips
um anyways this part is not a fight oh is it from my friend did you just have me react
to a clip of me reacting to a clip of Arky.
Watch Jinxie's stream right now.
Third voice chat.
I'll call every shot.
You'll hate me within 10 minutes, but hey, at least we'll be playing together.
Why do you not like me anymore?
What happened?
Legitimate.
Who said I don't like you?
Is he arguing with an a-
fantasy anymore?
I want to be your friend.
Your hype man.
The voice in your head.
Hype man? Wait, you're a man?
Oh no, he's getting broken up with by his A.I.Y.
That's so sad.
Wait, that's so sad.
Friends on my A.I.
Personally, I'd have to end it because that's crazy.
I'd have to end it.
That is crazy, but you know,
it is what it is.
is, it is what it is, it is what it is.
All right, walk in.
Is there any more things that we have to do
as far as Twitter come?
I think we would do all of the bulk of it.
I'm not gonna lie.
How to overcome your fear of roller coasters?
Why the fuck are you-
The fear of roller coasters?
Certainly something that has side-
I think that has sidelined many of us at theme parks
residing us to-
No.
No, the answer is no.
I'm telling you, in the big 2026,
I'm tired of being gaslit into thinking that my fear of roller coasters is not something
that I'm allowed to have.
Park benches, holding everyone's stuff while they ride the big kahoota, having to sit
out of many rides throughout the day can sour any theme park trip.
And chances are if you're watching this either you or someone you know has a fear of roller
coasters but actively wants to get over it and wants to get in the action.
And that's why I'm glad you're here folks.
The only reason I didn't do it as a joke is because I know we have a verified profile
and I was like fuck I don't want to do that and the next thing you know his account actually
gets damaged so I'm not gonna do that.
Because guess what?
I want you to ride roller coasters too and I have the silver bullet that can help you
do that and get off the park bench and onto these rides.
I'm not doing it.
Now that being said the fear of roller coasters is a multifaceted fear to tackle because really
Only people aren't afraid of roller coasters themselves, they're afraid of everything that
comes with them, right?
So you might be afraid of going upside down.
Well, no.
Hold on.
Sorry.
I feel like there's a misunderstanding here.
I am afraid of the roller coaster itself along with the other things that come with
it.
I don't trust or want to be on a death trap that's sending me going something 100 miles
per hour in a 90 degree direction.
I'm good.
I'm so good.
And everybody's saying, Emily can help, so-and-so can help.
Let me tell you, I've been to now four amusement parks
on stream and every time I've gone to one,
somebody says, you have to do one for me.
No, I don't.
I don't.
I don't have to do one for you and I'm not going to.
Because I've done it now four times in a row
when somebody says, this one will be the one that changes it.
And every time they say that, it never changes it.
But you know what I will do?
I had one goal this day put my camera probe in the path by the way this is the other person
that we've been talking to bro, he's dope.
A tornado.
And he said he's down.
It's dope!
I gotta get out of here!
Get out of here!
Oh my god!
It's insane tornado!
Even though the tornado misses the probe, I could still potentially deploy a second
time since the tornado was still going.
Who lives in Oklahoma?
That is so scary.
Why would you want to live in an area where this is your daily life bro?
I don't want to deal with this shit.
Incredible tornado.
Holy crap.
That might be Tony.
Holy crap.
Oh my god.
It's right there.
All right.
The probe is fine.
It's right here.
Oh my god.
Oh that's beautiful though.
Oh my God!
Oh, that's beautiful though.
Oh, let's go!
I think maybe that's what fascinates me about it,
Chad, is like, it's like the concept of something being
so scary, but it's a beautiful force of nature.
Does that make sense?
I don't want to be in one, but I've never seen one in person.
And to me, this is one of those things
that like my it is weird to me that it exists on this earth with us like this
is just something that nature can do does that make sense it's the same
like earthquakes like earthquakes to me are crazy when I think about like what
an earthquake is it is like a beautiful disaster and the fact that it is a
natural force of this earth is weird to me you know what it's wrong we turn
around to try for another deployment this is insane it might be starting to
However, it looks like the tornado is roping out, but it's really just getting started.
I've never seen anything like this in my life.
No.
Thing is violent.
What the fuck?
Oh, in the field.
In the frickin' field, man.
Shoot that close.
Dude, I'm getting in on the field.
Now here's my issue with it.
Why is it not moving left or right?
And why is it getting wider?
Because that means it's coming at you, doesn't it?
Oh my god.
I know it is.
Bro, I feel like this is just crazy to me.
Like what?
My brain can't comprehend this being a thing and it's it's it's it's fucking with my brain
It's just so insane to look at
Chris it's coming back north
We might be able to intercept it
We'd have to go right now though.
Right as we're about to move, the tornado does something incredible.
What is happening?
Oh look at the inter-core.
He's being a mini?
Chris, we can intercept this.
Yeah, hold this.
It's too late now.
So the tornado's having a family before me.
Are we serious?
Yeah, Twitter's going to have a run with this one.
Say goodbye.
Let's get closer.
Say goodbye.
Let's get closer.
Oh my god.
What is that?
What the heck is that?
I have never seen that before.
What, can you imagine what it was like
to live in the olden days?
No weather, weatherology, meteorologist,
or whatever the frick, you know?
You just, and you were walking in a field,
you're traveling, and you see some shit like this.
Like what?
Oh, what is that?
Oh my God.
I don't think tornadoes were added yet.
And with the lightning.
It's gonna cross the road.
Here, let's go, let's go.
They're not a new update.
They were in the original patch.
Let's go.
What the heck am I looking at, dude?
Oh my freaking lord.
We race to catch back up with the tornado.
It's coming back to the road.
We can get extremely close to it.
That's crazy.
It's gonna hit these traces if they don't move.
Oh god.
Okay, let me get out.
I've got this guy that we're watching.
This is the guy that I'm talking to right now.
I've never seen anything like this.
This is insane.
About a few.
Got inter-core.
Another one?
Are we gonna get around these guys?
That is a violent tornado. Yeah, it is man
Let's move it pretty hard to the left. Oh god. These guys got to move. This is not good
We got to be ready to move. We got to be ready to move. This is not good. It's hard to the law
This is not good. We got to move. No, it's coming
Don't hit the road. Please do not hit the road
Look at those guys are just getting their part of the road!
We gotta be ready to move south.
Yeah, get ready to make it.
It's not yet.
Oh my god.
It's still moving from right to left.
The tornado quickly turns towards the road
with dozens of other storm chasers on it.
This was a worst case scenario.
Don't hit the road!
It's fine.
The cops are going to arrest the tornado and of course it was too many
burgers bitch-ass that said that. I'm not deploying on that, of course. No it's too
dangerous. Here it comes. It's going for the road. Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god
please move guys, move!
Before we see what happens when the tornado crosses the road, I'd like to briefly tell
you about the sponsor of this video, ZockDock.
This was the moment of truth. The tornado was going to hit the road.
Oh my god, look up that thing.
Yep, GG.
There it goes.
Crossed in the road right in front of us.
That is a violent tornado.
Oh, fuck!
Why are they so full?
Just gonna take out the power lines.
I could not believe what my eyes were seeing.
Oh my god.
There was Reed?
Wait, is Reed in this one?
It's a stage change.
Can they drive by?
It's a little bit closer.
Alright.
Wait, they actually did?
He's up closer. That's hilarious. W read to her chat.
Oh, you know what would be cool? Maybe we could meet him while we're out there. I could message him.
Chat, because he already messaged me about some stuff anyway. I wonder if I could message him and be like,
yo, at the very least, is it possible if we can see your vehicle and everything too?
because he's crazy and he was so nice.
The only thing, mainly the thing he didn't want to do
is risk our lives.
Like that's what he said to me.
Like he's like, I'm just not willing to risk your lives.
And I'm like, that'd be so cool though,
to still meet him and ask him and stuff.
He's so nice.
Oh, that is a fly on a tornado, man.
You don't want to check out Ritz-Gimmer?
All right, he's got the head, he's got the head.
Zoom in on it, right now.
Oh yeah, isn't this his truck right there?
Is this one with the thing on the top?
Not the gray one, but the one in front of it.
That's literally him.
That's so sick.
There he goes.
He's on the freaking road.
Oh my god, he's scooting closer too late.
The tornado stops on the road, putting on a show for everyone.
Send us stealing content instead of going to the tornado
herself.
Very disappointed.
I'll have you know I have plans to go to a tornado. Thank you very much already and
Secondly quackity. Fuck you
Clarity actually thought about you the other day, but do you know why because I got a random I
Got like a random minecraft a stand account edit of you across my for you page
And I meant to send it to you because it was a crazy
And the comments were so funny because they said, oh my god, they said I used to think
he was so hot.
And I said, why weren't the top comments saying that they used to?
I said, leave Quackity alone.
Leave him alone.
Why did they say used to?
That is the most incredible tornado I've ever seen.
Drop it.
I'll go to my history and see if I can find it because it's actually really funny.
Chad, if you don't know, Quackity is the one who sent me that fucking TikTok of me yawning,
where somebody zoomed in on me.
I'm gonna show you on.
I'm speechless about what you make out of negativity like that.
Quackity, I'm sorry.
It was just, it was crazy.
All the comments were like, they were like, oh my God, his beanie used to have me in a
chokehold.
That's so the comments where I said what and the worst part is quackity. It's okay
Welcome to my club. That's like whenever people say that they think I'm hot, but they go
She's not like model hot. She's like, you know, normal hot
And it's like what does that mean? You know what I mean? Like it's like oh, I think you to the common
But what the fuck does that mean like they're like, oh, yeah, she's like she's like a quirky kind of hot and I go
What does that mean?
I'm gonna find some negative comments about you and send them to you as revenge.
Clacky, you just surfed by him on Twitter.
You'll find about three in-cell accounts that are actually big fans of me, but they
just post about me all the time.
It's really not that hard.
And you'll see me say something like, I love mint ice cream, and they'll post it and say,
Sita makes a comment about Poki and how she hates her.
And Poki's name wasn't even in the clip.
Like that's literally, it's so easy to find those comments.
And I'll be talking about mint ice cream.
I need to talk to you soon, by the way, GGs. I'm cooked.
Yeah, just heck me.
If you want a collab, a quackity collab, it's been too long. Unless I'm in trouble or I'm getting canceled or I'm
chopped.
But it probably is one of the three.
Go in it.
Let's do the ladders.
That is a frickin' violent tornado.
Thankfully, nobody's hit by the tornado as it crosses the road.
It's over the lake.
Holy crap.
He's in the lake.
Look at this.
This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
We dance with the tornado, following clothes.
That's so cool.
A water tornado?
Speaking of fish, you know what I was looking at the other day?
Hold on.
Can I find the video?
Somebody, oh, I think I lost it, Chad.
there was a video of somebody catching a swordfish and they cut um because they killed the swordfish
was dead and they cut its stomach open to see what it had been eating and it ate like like 15
squids and an angular fish and they found you know the angular fish that looked like a monster
these things they found one of these and it's because well look at it oh my god that thing is
Chopped.
Nebombo fish feed the spinner.
You're like, sometimes when I read Twitch chat, bro,
y'all dead ass, like y'all piss me off.
Like, I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is that you guys do, but you really make me fucking mad.
You really do.
Hold on.
Here's what I wanted to show you.
This.
Uh, I-
I'm gonna go-
Uh, man.
Man.
I'm gonna go-
Oh my-
Here.
Uh, man.
Man.
There's a, there's a video that I saw of this guy who got stalked by a great white shark.
Great white.
Look at this.
Great white.
Great white shark.
In a kayak in Australia.
Great white.
He's, he's kayaking and a great white just goes underneath his kayak and starts following him.
great white great white shark cutting the live bait off
yes I'm out of here
oh my god hold on wait I want to find the YouTube video is there a YouTube
I think that's uploaded right um great white follows man okay well it's
literally oh wait they haven't a GoPro oh my god awards uploaded it I'm not gonna
lie that's good for him because if I got chased by a great white bitch I better
are getting an award. There's a huge great white behind me. Oh mate, get out of the
brother. Oh my god. He's still behind me.
Ah. I'm going to swim into the weeds again. This is the problem you get when you
run big baits. They can swim wherever they want to. Ah, gotcha. I'm going to go to the
You want to scoot?
Oops.
I had a brief.
See, if you have bait like that, that's that big, and you're both a, what are you trying
to catch?
That s.
Your YGS, and Kizzer Mama, and H-Bomb, and J-Lart, these are the ones that I appreciate it.
What are you trying to catch if you have a bait like that, you know?
What the...
Great White! Great White!
Do you see that? The nose of it is here!
What the...
Great White! Great White!
Great White Shark!
Cutting the light off.
Oh yeah, cut that shit free. Take the bait. Go, go, go!
There's some out of here.
Great white.
Oh, mate. Get out of the water.
Holy shit.
Mate, there's a huge, great white behind me.
Come here.
He's following it.
He's keeping his fin up above the water and his tail, too.
I mean, granted, it's good because he can see it,
but it's even scarier because it's just waiting to fall ahead.
Hey.
He's getting escorted out.
May?
It's still chasing him.
Oh my God.
No, it's chasing him.
He's still behind me.
He's going at my rudder.
Holy s**t.
Where did he go?
Is he still here?
Where did he go?
Oh my god.
Look at that.
He's still here.
He's still behind me.
Look at that.
Oh my god.
Look at that.
He's still here.
He's still behind me.
He's just following me.
If I get eaten,
it's not gonna be much fun.
He's still right on my tail.
He's following me.
It's not gonna be much fun.
No, I don't imagine it would.
I will say, Chad,
I've always held the philosophy though.
Hey, the shark is not the bad guy in this scenario.
Okay, shark is not the bad guy.
When you enter the Great White's habitat,
hey, you know the risk, you know what I mean?
That's the risk.
The shark is not the bad guy.
This is where the shark lives.
The shark is gonna do what sharks do.
That's, this is their home.
I write a, please don't attack me, Gaurd.
I wanna see a great white person so badly though.
I want to see one so badly. There's some he's still right behind me. Can you guys see that friend? Holy shit?
Holy shit
Why they're just beautiful creatures bro. They're beautiful. He's still following me
That's that 25% because he's still there. Yeah, he's still there. Oh
oh my god please leave me alone bro he's still please leave me alone oh my
god he's falling for so long
He's still following me.
That is a big, great white.
Demi's getting the bread, wait is she?
Yes.
Oh she didn't bring the camera.
Yes.
That's what I love to see.
What can I throw out the back to get it,
to get him away from me?
If I throw my water bottle,
I know that I'm lettering, but it might take his attention away from me when I
liked it. This guy was so worried about littering. He's like, I know that I'm
littering, but it might take as a tip. I mean, at this point, bitch, I don't care
if you litter. I'm sorry. I don't care. Save your life. You know what I mean? A, a
water bottle that sucks. Don't get me wrong. Nobody wants you to litter, but no
littering, L littering. So you mean the tone of heat throws this water bottle in
order to save his life? Y'all are gonna spend L's?
he's right underneath me he's been following me for like 200 meters
okay I need to think of something to get him off my tail
If I throw a water bottle in the water and Mike grab his attention and he might go and eat it
The first time if I remember when I watched this in a short like a tick-tock short
They showed a little bit earlier into the chase which it might be cut in this edit
But he says that he can't go to this shore because the seals go here because this is rocks and if he starts going towards
If he starts going towards the rocks,
the shark might think that he's a seal and attack him
because it thinks that that's normally where the seals go.
You know what I mean?
Ron is selling a book.
Go to Ron's street.
Oh my God, that's gonna be Ron's car after I drive it.
Oh
Is he calling the police on me
Oh, he's coming closer.
Oh hell no, you've got to get down on the ground.
He's right on my tail.
Oh, Glyzzy Gobler 67, shadow.
All right, we'll throw this water bottle.
He's turned on the water bottle.
No, he didn't.
Wait, he threw the water bottle?
All right, we'll throw this water bottle.
He's turned on the-
L-littering to save your life, but at what cost?
Water bottle.
No, he didn't.
I thought that would work.
Careful for the grub.
Jack, he's not trying to throw it at the shark and hit it.
he's trying to throw it so the shark will turn to the side and get distracted by the water bottle
but it needs to be close enough so that way the shark will see it. Duh, it's still terrible.
He should turn around and go get the water bottle. Father bought to get his attention.
I'm not sure if he's still behind me a lot he's still back there he's about 20
minutes behind me now he's coming closer I'm sorry for all the swearing but I'm
I'm shitting bricks right now.
Far out.
When a great white guest to that size,
it's main food sources, marine mammals.
And I'm a marine mammal right now.
I hope he leaves me alone.
I've got about four kilometers before I can land on a bench.
You're fucking crazy, you're so insane.
I don't have an hour long paddle before I can get anywhere on dry land
and he's still behind me holy sh**
We'll go far and he's shadowing us, he's still behind him
I need to get in
Is he still there?
Can I have lost sight of him?
I don't like that
I've lost sight of him
Where is he?
GG
Oh my god, oh my god, I'll be peeing. I'll be peeing. I'll be peeing. I'll be peeing.
He could just be swimming underneath me too. Holy shit.
How fast can a shark charge at you? How fast can a great white shark swim to charge at you?
Probably not that crazy. Oh! Oh, well that's great. When attacking prey, they can travel
anywhere between 40 to 56 kilometers per hour in short, powerful bursts.
Okay, that is awesome. Their burst speed is about 5 to 10 times faster than any average
human spit or swimmer. They are known to attack from below when you lose sight of them at
high speeds and result in doing things like jumping fully out of the water. Okay, yeah,
Gigi's RIP.
I don't know where he is. I do not know where he is. I don't know. It's not going to stop
paddling and keep an eye out I don't know where he's gone but I don't want to be
anywhere in there him hell don't be the fuck I'm never doing this again what oh
my god this is so cool
that was supposed to do it on stream chat if you don't know months ago but the
The reason we didn't, me and Ray were going to do it for the Cicathon, but the reason
we didn't do it was because Ray asked me if instead I would do it for her video, like
the Touching Grass video, and I told her yes.
The scariest things I've ever seen.
Body stream got delayed.
I'm so out of here, man.
We done with the end of it?
Oh my god, that's crazy. Wait, hold on. Great light shark.
Like, look at this thing.
Oh, see, I don't like this water because you can't see, but like, like two feet of running.
I don't like this.
Something comes out of you from all angles.
You're...
Oh, it's a rock.
Get the fuck out of that water!
Oh my God!
What? What?
That's not gonna work!
Oh my god!
Oh no, oh no, I'd be scrambling. This guy is not moving fast enough for me to get him out of that freaking thing!
He's not moving fast enough, bitch!
Take my arm and put this in it.
I'll take your arm and put this in it.
He's not moving fast enough. That boat needs to be...
Like, look at this. He comes out of nowhere.
And then it circles back.
No, no, no, no, no.
Seeing the weight, like, look at the way its body turns around.
And then you just see it coming right off.
No way.
Fina would be a hammerhead shark.
That was not even a good one. Why did you pin that?
The other one people call me is a whale shark.
But that's because that's an actual shark.
Bitch.
That would have been a good one.
All right, next, wait.
Dude, gray whites are crazy.
Would you do this, Chad?
I would do this.
I don't know, man.
I just, I yearn, my instinct is yearning.
Okay, this is the 25%.
This is the 25%, I'll admit.
This is my 25%.
But I'm like, I don't know why this to me,
like, I just wanna see this in person.
Look at this creature, I wanna give it a hug.
He's so cute, and big and scary.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!
That just seems like a dream to me.
That just seems like a dream come true.
A snoop move!
Yes, if I could touch his little nose, give it a little kiss, and then say goodbye!
And he's gonna live for hundreds of years because he's so big
What is the true nature of the great white shark
Okay, maybe I don't kiss all this I'm talking just a little tip of the nose. You know what I mean?
I'm not trying to get in those choppers
Is it a solitary creature that is it a solitary creature that prows alone?
They might be one of my favorite animals, I'm not gonna lie.
Or a social animal.
I have a lot of favorites for a lot of different reasons.
So like comparing a shark to an octopus is not the same thing.
Do you know what I mean?
But they are objectively one of my favorites.
Because they're so-
That hunts in packs.
The answers may lurk on the bottom of the ocean,
where a team of divers has found new ways to observe these sharks.
In one craft that lets them probe the depths and another that could reveal the secrets
behind aerial attacks.
What will they find?
Bro, that is so cool.
Oh my God, I want to, I just, this is so cool.
When they walk with great whites or have you seen the video of the just the great white shark?
It's into cage
This is the only one that is actually really concerning to me. Um, if you don't know this
Um, this great white shark people were shark diving in the cages
Oh!
Oh, my God!
I don't know if you've seen it.
It is inside the cage.
He's in the cage?
He's in the cage.
Oh, my God!
Is there anybody in there?
I don't know.
Nobody's in the cage.
Somebody in the cage?
Yes, somebody's in the cage.
Somebody's in the cage.
Wow.
It has to be made.
Made.
It has to be a big thing.
Holy fuck.
Okay.
Shit.
Yeah, so there's a broken cage wall
and somehow he was able to move through the broken cage wall
in order to push out and get away from it.
I
Said it's more incidents that happened recently in Guadalupe Island
Okay, I
Always thought that this was a one-off. I didn't know this has happened multiple times
But I would do it. I feel like this is this is crazy like I don't know
I just think sharks are so cool. They're so freaking cool. Or you know what I want to do?
I want to go see a bear in real life. Like I want to sit in one of those little tents and camp and see bears.
Like I feel like that stuff people don't get to do. It's so cool, but that's my 25%
I'm not gonna lie. Because then there's the 50% black side of me that says oh hell no.
But the 25% white side of me says maybe. It's like a little devil on my shoulder. You know what I mean?
It's just like a small little devil on my shoulder.
Well, you could do this because it'd be kind of cool.
I'm like, you are kind of right.
You know what I mean?
But like, look.
Breaching out of the water is a special adaptation
learned by great whites at Seal Island
to help them surprise and capture their prey.
This intense daily breaching behavior lasts the entire South African winter, and may be
unique to- Now here's the deal.
If I'm ever, ever in my life, in some sort of shipwreck, sinking boat, anything, and
I end up in water like this bitch, deep water like this.
Say goodbye.
I think I would die alone from the sheer panic
that I would have of imagining that there's a shark
that's coming up underneath me
and it's just gonna eat me.
Like the sheer anxiety attack alone,
I think would send me into like a literal heart attack.
See a island.
The very same great white
readily fly out of the water here seem reluctant to fly elsewhere Colossus has
never been absurd breaching from the water and now the team wants to know if
Seal Island has given him his wings
Do you, I don't know, have a day look at pointing out the losses of the biggest shark?
Is it the, hold on, the largest recorded shark?
Gosh, it's a great white, because it starts talking about megalodon. Great white.
I know I'm talking about, not the megalodon, I'm talking about like, in modern day.
The largest great white was reliably measured around 6 meters, which is 19.7 to 20 feet
long.
That was one that they measured.
But the famous deep blue was a massive female great white shark that was estimated at 20
feet or more and weighs 2.5 tons.
That's like Rosie's mother.
Even though it hasn't been officially measured.
Oh my god.
That's creepy.
No, no, no.
It's fire.
I had to go to the hospital.
I'm so sorry.
In an area frequented by adult drugs.
All right.
The drag against thousands of gallons of water obscures Dicky's vision and threatens to scrub
the mission.
Wait a minute, he's getting dragged with the shark, is that what I'm seeing?
The drag against thousands of gallons of water obscures Dickey's vision and threatens to scrub the mission.
The pain in the cabin, honey god, is crying a bit of water, but it's going to be good.
I can't see the people in the middle of the city, just in case.
Oh my god!
Dickey must hold on for dear life.
Oh wait, wait!
The shark is somewhere below, tracking the decoy on the surface,
Waiting for just the right moment to launch an attack.
That is so beautiful!
Oh my god!
What? That's crazy, isn't it? It's so cool, but it's so scary. Yeah, this is fucking horrifying.
Let me look up Colossus Shark Size. Does that come up with it? Colossus is a legendary,
so this is the shark chat that I'm reading about. Is a legendary shark that was first
identified in 2011. It is known for its deformity on his dorsal fin. He is
estimated at 15 to 16 feet and 3,000 pounds. If he is still alive, he is
estimated to be about 20 feet long, as of now. And they have a video of a shark
that they believe that is him in New Zealand from Shark Week of 2025. That
That is awesome.
And then, one of the most spectacular breaches ever captured.
It's been suggested the great whites may learn from watching each other.
Colossus has likely seen other sharks jump in this area.
In the sealed decoy, towed behind the boat, they hope to lure Colossus up from the deep and into the air.
First minutes into the tow, Colossus strikes.
In only a few weeks here, he's learned that launching these surprise attacks is not only the best way to catch a seal,
It's also the best way to beat rival sharks to the punch.
It's still going out of the water!
Brother, oh my god.
This is insane.
I can't believe the shark fell for it twice.
So now it's an L Shark moment because the shark felt for the bait twice. Are we serious?
Are we serious? So this is an L Shark moment here. Your Sapphire soda. Thank you so much for the resub. I appreciate it
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Paid shark, drooler-ass shark, dumb-ass fish
Back into his dark realm, the giant descends
But the team hasn't seen the last of Colossus
I want to I want to I want to I want to see a great white so bad. I want to see one so bad
I that's my 25% but I don't care bro. I want to see one so bad
No classes might be a drooler
There's no way you guys turned me killing Jinxie into an emote.
And then Jinxie punched against me.
Holy shit.
That's crazy.
Cool documentary on National Predators of Sharks?
Okay, we're not watching the whole thing, 44 minutes.
We all know what sharks do.
I can't watch 44 minutes.
What's the best part?
necessarily just sitting in one spot all the time.
So there's no question that these big saltwater crocodiles would run into big sharks out
in the ocean.
In the open ocean, a bull shark could easily see and-
See, these fish, they do it right, let me show you.
fish right here they do it right you know I mean hey hey call them call them
dick riders all you want all right say they're glazing non-stop if I was a
remora yes a remora if I was a remora I'm staying the fuck under a shark I
want no smoke I want no beef I'm staying underneath that shark ain't nobody
fucking with me and anything that shark needs I'm riding for it I'd rather be a
a remora than be the prey. In the open ocean, a bull shark could easily see and out swim
a predatory croc. But when sharks swim into the rivers, they're on the crocs' turf. Crocodile
jumping tours are common in the Northern Territory. It's an awesome display of the power and
ferocity of these salties.
See, I have a less interest to see a crocodile.
I think the one thing that I would do, the 25% in me,
is I would wrestle a crocodile.
But the problem is, is I don't like it
because I just want the crocodile to be left alone.
So I probably would never wrestle one.
And for one croc in particular,
it points to a legendary encounter.
Hi, Senna.
Why the fuck is your name stable
all those hats like I don't want to know when you made your account you were
like this is the username this is what I want to be known as and your username is
Steve over and all of those hats
Piss me off!
Pudas is one of the largest and most famous crops on the Adelaide River
Can I have a little motion?
He said to be 80 years old is at least 18 feet long and could weigh more than a
the ton. Brutus is missing his front leg, and locals claim a shark.
Oh my god. He's a, he's a, um, uh, what's it called? He's a, uh, wait, is, is paraplegic
When you're missing an arm, he's a... he's paraplegic.
Y'all are calling him a tripod, are we dead ass?
We have bitten it off when he was younger.
To some experts, it's no surprise that a bull shark would attack a crocodile.
What is really amazing about the bull shark is that it's not afraid to attack something bigger than it.
will kill a variety of species, including other sharks.
Oh, hell no.
There's like a story that just went on the internet
of a kid that died to a bull shark recently.
Is that true?
I swear, I saw one recently.
It was like in, I don't know where it was.
Was it in Australia or something?
And they were near bull sharks.
Yeah, bull sharks are apparently really, really aggressive.
Really fucking aggressive.
Like like I think great whites are obviously in like the deeper end of stuff, but apparently bull sharks
Yeah, they're like the most aggressive sharks like they're crazy
Insane insane insane insane insane
I don't know. I feel like I want to go see a great white so badly
Sapphire so thank you again for the sub. I appreciate it. Thank you. Milo the mofo for the sub as well
Thank you Denver for the gifted sub as well Zeke's empire
Thank you so much for the subs I appreciate it and thank you um Felicia
McSticky for the sub why is your username Felicia McSticky
oh man you guys are just so unserious y'all are so unserious you know what I
I mean, your dead ass is not real, bro.
All right, are we locked in?
I guess we don't have the beginning
of the marathon to react to yet,
because they said they're not starting.
So would you guys like to play Seven of the Dark Souls?
I have my glasses to help with the sickness.
Yes, census today?
No, we'll either do it tomorrow or this weekend, I think.
Not today though.
I'm only going to do tomorrow this weekend.
Are we down for Dark Souls?
Yes?
Top of one if you're Dark Souls ready?
Ready?
I know you guys, I feel bad, because you guys were really
asking for Dark Souls the last time.
And I know that I didn't play that much the day I said I
would play for a long time, but it's because I got really
motion sick.
So I really wanted to prioritize playing today so that
That way, you guys, you know, you didn't feel like I was just not trying to play.
It wasn't that, I just was sick, but that way, that way it helps, that way it helps.
Oh my God, I just thought about that protein ice cream I have in the fridge and now I'm
excited.
Mmm, so good.
I know, it's an L-body moment.
I know, I know, I know.
I mean, turn this down.
chat. When Arke and them go live, can you tell me so that that way I can, if it's when
I'm reacting or when I'm still live, I want to react to the intro. I want to see it so
badly because I've been waiting. I actually am really excited to see them do good. You
You look really, you look sober.
I have bad news about that actually.
I do.
Not that I, not that I gained weight or anything,
because I'm actually still really low,
but I realized I was developing a really bad habit.
Over the past like four days, five days,
I was basically eating next to like nothing.
I would eat breakfast and I would have like
a half a piece of sourdough and an egg.
And then I would go to the gym, come back,
eat like a protein bar, and then for dinner,
I was not hungry for dinner.
So I would eat something like really dumb.
Like I would just eat like a protein, I don't know,
oatmeal, but like one pack, and there's really bad habits.
And I was talking to some of my friends
and they were like, hey, you can't do that
Because I realized that a part of my mindset
slipped back into the, remember what I told you guys
that I'm trying to get out of the mindset of like,
eating things does not equate to bad.
Like eating calories does not equate to bad.
I should eat the amount of calories I need,
especially if I'm going to the gym.
Like I went to the gym a lot this week.
And so I think recently, because the number on the scale
has been getting lower and lower, like I swear to God,
it was like every day this week,
the number would be like a half pound lower.
And I was like, oh my God, that's so great.
Yesterday, I was almost 10 pounds under what I was
like for the streamer awards, which to me was crazy.
Like I was like, oh my God, that is awesome.
To be 10 pounds under what I was at the streamer awards
is insane, do you know what I mean?
But the problem is my body weight is fluctuating so much
because especially like this week,
I'm not eating like I'm supposed to.
So I'm now, like yesterday,
I made it a point to actually make sure that I ate food.
But I realized that I started developing
like this full feeling when I know
that my body is not full, if that makes sense.
Like, for the first time yesterday, I was not full,
I didn't really eat, but I had a full feeling
even though I knew my body wasn't full,
which I think is a really bad problem.
So, I'm now doing things like, for example,
the protein ice cream, I added extra protein in it.
So it's more like healthier calories,
and then it's not like sugars, you know what I mean?
It's better calories, things like that.
Cause I really, even yesterday, like I did not want to eat.
And then I ate like just some like, these like healthy,
supposed to be like clean chicken tenders that I have
in case I ever really don't want to cook.
So that way I don't order out.
And even though it's like by the time I ate them,
I was just like, fuck, I don't want to eat these anymore.
And that was really, really bad.
That was really bad.
So I'm trying to get better about staying on it.
Cause this week, holy fuck, I've eaten like nothing.
This whole week.
like fucking nothing it's been so bad which also isn't good for weight loss
because you know what it does the last time I did something like this it slowed
my metabolism down so much that I gained weight really easily when I started
eating normal again because my body was like what the fuck like it was out of
nowhere then I would eat normal and it would slow down my metabolism and I would
bloat super easy so I just need to eat more protein things if I'm gonna do that
holy fuck I'm a type one
you know I might be a chud oh my god I'm at this fuck up oh my god the glasses
Hold. Okay. Focus, ladies and gentlemen.
Man, it feels crazy to play this part of the game when I'm not about to throw up. I haven't experienced this yet.
If you weren't here from the last time, that's why I had to stop playing, because the motion sickness made me so sick in the game that I almost threw up.
So we're from 360, are you from 360?
360 to 220 just from walking those certificates.
Okay, that's the other thing I was gonna tell you.
Chad, I work out, right?
And I've been working out and been really good.
But I don't think you realize,
so I was talking about this with like, soil too.
Like, your simple changes in your diet and your eating
can make all the difference.
You don't even have to eat like a salad, bro.
You can just go clean eating.
Like, I think I've been clean eating consistently
since before streamer awards, since like a month
before streamer awards.
And even during Sysagon, I was doing that.
And I was trying to be better.
Like, Sysagon was actually the worst, because it was like,
we couldn't really do in content.
But like, my energy levels, for example, I used to drink
Red Bulls every day.
I haven't really drank that, especially this past two weeks.
I haven't really touched an energy drink
and I wake up feeling really good.
Like I feel great.
I feel like I'm sluggish.
Like I feel really, really good.
Hold on, I'll be walking.
I gotta be this busy, I thought.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, stop, stop bitch!
Okay.
My back!
Okay.
Okay, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad!
Oh my god, can I have one shot at?
Oh my god, if I were justice, you all have to give up.
I can't pause
Give us loud sorry it's not the deal with it right now.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Run! Run!
Whee! Is Infi Tou summoned?
No. TSE.
I
No! No!
Stop! Stop it!
Stop! You can play it up there!
You can play it up there, you know it!
Stop!
Take it slow, slow and steady.
The way the door not that way!
Where did you lock the roof?
Come on!
Oh my god, you're upsetting me, you're upsetting me.
You're upsetting me!
You're upsetting me.
I'm gonna get close to the bridge.
I'm getting away from here.
Okay guys.
You know, it happens, eh?
W Gamer in the chat.
Hey, El Tobias with a big five gifted, thank you so much.
Kepti with a big 10 gifted in the chat.
Thank you so, so, so much.
For the 10 gifts from Kepti, from the five of Tobias,
Liz with the sub, and Jack the bus
With the forty four forty six months. Sorry. Thank you so much.
Easiest boss down.
Are you fucking dead ass? You're a sapphire soda paper.
That's the easiest boss.
Sapphire they were the gifted sub to Duke.
for six months.
Why did you give the sub to Duke for six months?
Explain that to me.
By the way, I did all that with drift on my controller. I would like to wait. No, hold on. I didn't want to cut scene yet. No, no, no
Wait, that's the other bell
The death
What is that?
Can you open the bridge?
Yes!
Yes
Yes, why are you guys laughing?
That's a good thing. Yeah, you think I'm scared of a little ass breath. I don't give no fuck
I'll be giving no fucks
Is this the way to go? Why didn't everything just get darker?
Oh my god, fire pit.
Demon room.
I'll be doing the best.
Fuck!
Stamina.
I'll be doing my best.
Fuck!
I'm gonna die.
Stab me now.
Who is you?
Now, is this where I'm supposed to go?
And what the hell is that?
I feel like we should go back to the place we were at and try to go to the gate, right?
Why is the title just 10 stars?
Is this streamer won by federal law enforcement, military, or deep state all of the above?
And go ahead you can say whatever
Wait, actually don't know how I'm gonna hold me don't know don't is see your wall. I
Knew because of the notes
Excuse me
I'm not a servant.
Is he not going to let me through if I say no?
You sound like infotreware.
Go ahead.
Tell me to start a family next.
I pray that you will mind your manners.
Hold on.
Who is this?
Oh my god, I'm drifting on my controller!
Reinforce Ustis Flask. Can we talk through it first?
Do I reinforce my Ustas flask and her husband use this flask?
Should I do it?
What happens if I reinforce my Ustas flask?
Fire keeper
Well, I hate when my character runs
Why
Try pyro man see
Is that like a- Oh, I see the picture, I didn't mean it.
Fire magic dumbass, so you mean it's only y'all are walking around just knowing the definition of pyromancy.
Talk about one of you disagree, because you are lying.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a question.
Wait, can I go out of here?
I don't want to be this guy.
But there's no way I have to run all the way back, right?
Yo, no limit! Thank you so much for the sub! I appreciate it!
Yo, sorry, the ten gifted. Thank you so much!
Thank you for the ten! That's so nice! Holy shit!
W10 in the chat, please! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! That is so, so nice!
I appreciate that so much, man. Thank you so much.
W-10, W-10.
Uh, chat?
Do I have to run all the way back to that gate?
Yes.
How do I even get back?
Do I have to go all the way through Blight Town and all the way back up?
You walk and doing this shit I'm going back to the other area the fuck.
You think I'm running all the way back to Y town?
I would rather cut my left pink co-op.
I'm not doing it.
Take me back.
Where the hell are you?
I'm going this way, I don't care.
I don't even think about this area.
I'm a strong, independent woman.
You don't need no man.
Can I get a retreat in the chat?
Shut up.
I don't know if these guys are coming to harmless.
Oh.
Did you?
They're not.
Oh my god.
Oh
Interesting
Well, that actually sent a shiver down my spine.
Have you guys seen that one cheese, by the way, that has actual maggots in it?
Have you seen it?
the cheese that they have it in there and you don't take them out when you eat it either.
You just eat the cheese with them and it's disgusting.
Apparently it's one of the most rare cheeses in the world because they only sell it on
the black market.
I would never eat that.
I think I would profusely throw up.
I don't think I could do it.
Interesting.
I didn't know where they sell it.
I watched a documentary on it.
Actually, a very interesting documentary, very much.
What is this?
Was this not the way I was supposed to go?
Oh my god, the drift!
The drift!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Did I just come from up there?
Am I dumb and I just turned to the wrong way?
I'm not jumping in nice try ladies and gentlemen, you're not going to get me.
I've learned my lesson from Ellin Ray, the amount of times I got told to jump off the
cliff and it led to nowhere.
Look at it, it's...
Found it.
What's up, guys? I'm smarter than you. I'm faster than you. I'm better than you. I'm cooler than you.
There's no way this is a boss, right?
No.
And why the fuck is that there?
It's just a random door to enter- oh, I guess maybe enter a new area.
And this shit is sweet out here.
You think I'm scared of that?
Why is that guy running that way?
Unless you run back.
Welp.
Time to find a new area. I think there's like better stuff back there and more loot.
Sorry, I'm not a pussy.
Oh my god, it kind of reminds me of crab legs, ooh that makes me hungry.
good yo oh he's friendly
hello
BBB big back behavior you fucking dead ass Deon hi Deon he's friendly as shit it's
Sweet out here.
Is that it? Am I dipping?
So hit, bro. I can't reach.
Oh my god, I have heavy bolts!
Wait.
Should I shoot him?
But what is the worst that could happen?
May I scare you?
Oh shit, boy.
I'm not too handy!
I
Blast it my shit
Just gonna ever upgrade her weapons um
Well, um, here's a pretty good old new tip.
Um, I refuse to run all the way back through Blightown in order to upgrade my weapon.
Refuse.
It is the dumbest thing ever.
It is so dumb.
Why would I do that?
And that's the only way back?
There's a shortcut.
Oh my God, where?
Tell me where and I'll fight him.
I have to give my souls one second.
Let me get my souls, and then I'm gonna write that.
My souls are probably outside that boss fight, right?
No, okay.
So it's GG then, and we wasted all 3,000 lives.
That's awesome.
Yeah, we wasted them a cat, we.
I don't know why we would do that, bro.
What a waste.
I wish you guys were going to tell me or something.
Have some accountability.
We?
Okay, focus.
Now, how the hell do I get back and go to the shortcut to not have to go through Blightown?
How?
Let me cook.
So here's where bitch-ass lair.
When you come out, go to the left.
Your other way.
So here's where a bitch ass lair.
When you come out, go to the left.
Your other left.
So when I come out of this tunnel,
do you mean this left?
Or do you mean this left?
This left. Okay, well, that's not this left or that left. Okay, wait, hold on. Let me
again. This left or that left? That left. Okay. So this left. Okay. I think I'm too
to us. The other left? So this way. This left. No, the other left. Yes, that left.
Oh my god.
Get off me! Get off me! Get off me! Get off me! Get off! Oh my god, bro. Can't run your big ass.
Oh, is it this thing that's the shortcut?
Wow.
Okay.
And it's just like an elevator.
I didn't have to nail this land.
No!
Oh my god, my controller is drifting.
My controller is drifting! Stop, stop, stop!
What do I do?
This is in a shortcut. They just need to be back to block town.
I'm just in this fuck-ass area again. How is this shortcut?
Oh my God, broken ass.
There go a long way. No.
They'll just still kill you if you fucking want to.
Stop you're kissing me off holy fuck stop
do I go down do I go down
I don't even have to go in there.
And, of course, I'm an idiot and I didn't stop at the bonfire underneath that area.
The one that's literally right at the bottom of that.
I didn't stop, like a boss.
Get ready. We're in for a running segment.
Time to get my deal of steps in.
I love the longbacks, they're my favorite part of the segment.
It's your daily go for Vitamin C.
How's it going for you guys?
Focus I'm gonna go to that left ready
I feel bad, I keep saying chun logic ass bitch, but I say it because of the name chun.
All right, I got this, come on.
I'm going to try the cheese.
I love the idea that I have to run back and inspire three towns over to be able to go
moving milk from the store.
Love it.
Makes me excited anytime I think about upgrading my weapon.
How far I can run back.
I feel overwhelmed.
This isn't even bad.
Yeah, it makes me want to not play DS2.
Any Dark Souls fans in the chat that love DS2, don't fucking touch me.
The one thing, if you're here and you're like, oh my god, I love seeing Santa play Dark Souls,
is I have been told to not play Dark Souls 2 because of the run back, and I'm not gonna lie,
I am feeling like I might agree
New London ruined
Oh my god wait, is this where I could get in?
Don't fucking touch me. Don't fucking touch me.
Hold.
Oh my god.
Am I out?
Oh, I'm out.
I'm out. What the problem is,
is I have to walk this tiny little bridge
and I have controller drift.
Oh no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Is this where I'm supposed to go?
This seems wrong.
Oh my god, wait he's so cozy.
Hey, oh, I think he's dead
Is this where I came up
Wait a minute
Is this where I'm supposed to go?
Ladies and gentlemen.
Oh my god, we finally made it back.
I can upgrade my fuck-ass weapon.
Please.
Oh, I got a black eye for it.
Oh
My god, hey
I did
Okay.
Are they looking at me?
Oh my god, but I still have to run all the way back because I have to go here and then
here and then oh my god wait the bonfire you're right whoever said that thank god wait
Wait, why is it out?
And who are these guys?
I'm assuming I need a humanity first.
We've no time to fraternize. I have my mission and you no doubt have yours
We must not let this cause overcome us. Oh my god. You're chopped, too
Chocolate and feel like arguing you eat did I not explain the urgency of our tasks?
Oh, are you so uncouth is to lack such judgment by the looks of you I?
Should think not oh
Oh my god, my controller drift is insane. Stop!
She's just gonna be fucking uncouth.
So my controller has a little drift, it's fine.
It's not that bad.
It's just a little bit easy.
Told you.
Okay.
It's just a little bit easy, I'll do it, okay, I'll do it.
Configure a dead zone then?
What does that mean?
Stop chasing me, I'm pissed off.
Stop, unless you want this work.
This smoky smoke.
go to sleep
Senna is this how you got to school?
So you're treating me now like I'm your parents when they say I had to walk through
through 50 inches of snow and stuff like that are you dead serious?
Well, why are you willing to that?
Sir, I'm back! Oh my god, let me put away my sword because I know me and girl, I'll
accidentally kill you. Let me not even try it.
Do I give him the large ember? Yes, right?
because there's no other use for it probably
sure take it
if you won't be disappointed I can hardly wait to get started
I need a tight nightstar
I'm on a bike too.
Excuse me.
Where the hell is my sword?
Am I dumb?
Oh!
I put modified I need to reinforce
Wait
Can I not reinforce anymore
Yo Parker
Parker the Pedder. Okay, that's the name.
Parker, thank you so much for the 10 gift that I appreciated.
Thank you for the 10. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
This is a plus five. Can I not reinforce anymore?
Thank you for the 10 gift that I appreciated so much. W10.
Is it a plus five, did you hear?
You need the large ember to operate a pass by, so you mean it's only I ran all the way
back just in time.
Velvet Taco has a new buffalo green taco.
Now, holy fuck.
I'll tell you how it is.
Can you, hold on a minute, I'm gonna look it up.
Velvet taco, buffalo wing taco.
Wait.
Is it the lemon pepper buffalo wing?
Is it that one?
Crispy lemon pepper tenders, buffalo ranch, curry, carrots, slaw, pickled celery.
Microcelery on a flower tortilla.
That should sound so good, doesn't it?
Life, man.
Right
That is screaming for help
You're good, oh my god, I'm not thinking about crab legs again because I won't go off
Wait, so I don't have the fire number thing so I just can't upgrade?
Well, music needed.
What a modify, oh.
I'm here.
Oi, where are you off to?
Um, should I buy more shards to do it again?
Oi.
I feel like I should, right?
It's the large one now. Oh, do I? Oh my god, my drift is so bad on this controller.
I might be sapphire for the fashion ladies whichever I think I am
He doesn't even have a large one available
Okay, so I guess we go then right to the bridge
You should have some oh my god. I'm a bot I'm running back. I'm running back. I'm running back
From that to be over
I don't want to wait
For
lives to be
Over
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
So I don't have one.
Don't worry, I'll go get one.
They're farmable on the swamp.
Do you mean that poisonous place I just came from?
So fuck yourself.
Is that a T-10 nat chatter?
I'm guessing by the raving stuff.
I love nats!
I love T-10 nat rave.
Where the fuck is the gate?
Is it this way?
Oh it's here.
where the fuck is the gate? is it this way? oh it's here, hold on
use this was the creepy stuff happens in nowhere
hell no bitch get outside
come outside we are gonna jump you
come on we might jump you we might jump you we might jump you
I
Focus
You allot even so I appreciate it
Focus ladies and gentlemen
You're gonna be here all night. No, not
Come on pussy over here lock in
Give you back shots
Come on you two.
Let's go.
Okay, all right.
That's fair.
Oh my god damn!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hello, wait.
We're not playing fair.
Hold on, wait.
Okay, okay, I'm seeing, I'm seeing what's happening here.
Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, as I was saying, we're going through the gate.
Now are those guys alive or are they statues?
Oh my god, they're statues.
Oops.
Oops, sorry, I'm bad.
That looks like a course of family.
Oops.
Oh, hell.
Uh, okay.
So, hear me out.
I have 4-4,500 souls on me.
It might be like smart to go ahead and maybe put these away.
is about to die somebody just said why what's going on how is he about to die
is he getting arrested
excuse me excuse me excuse me
he's getting followed is he okay
like actually getting followed?
go help him
so y'all want Senna to step in
Be the hero.
I feel like I should do health here.
could I kill someone I don't want to use another one of those things if he dies
you can't drive his car yes I can what that doesn't get rid of the bet I'll
just drive it and he just won't be there to witness it to be honest it might be
better for his heart
That's fair, that's what I'm saying, that's fairs.
Does that just mean to keep the car?
No.
Boba would keep the car, but Boba will have to be there when I drive it then.
I'll be held.
Alright, focus.
Oh my god, bro.
Bro, we gotta kill these guys again, bro.
Wait, I just realized something.
Am I supposed to balance on that platform with my stick drift?
Oh fuck.
Oh yeah, yeah!
Isn't that really bad?
Fuck, I don't know that this way is wide.
I don't.
Oh, Chad, I didn't tell you guys.
I got a really nice film camera for New York,
because while we're in New York, I
want to try to take photos on film for the first time,
like an actual film camera.
Thank you, that one came out for the sub.
So first of all, I got a new camera for vlogging
that I'm going to try out, which will be really fun.
And that was fun and all.
But then I was like, you know, I was like,
it'd be kind of cool if we're all in New York
because we have the vintage digital camera.
But I've never tried a film camera.
So the reason I got the film camera though
is because you're saying photos will never see.
Well, guess what?
I have news for you.
The film camera, I can actually get a Kodak scanner,
which means that I don't even have to go
and take them in to get developed.
Once I use the roll, I can go back into my hotel room,
put the negatives in the scanner,
and it will actually upload them to a SD card
so I can do them same day.
Which is kinda cool.
So, I was really excited, granted to be fair,
apparently they upload as like JPEGs and not like,
not like the raw file, but to be fair,
I'm not like a big photographer, you know what I mean?
So that doesn't really matter that much to me.
I'm just gonna run past the time, fuck this.
I'm getting double keyed back, there you go.
But I thought it would be really, really fun
because it's literally, if it's gonna be me,
and Rosie in New York, I feel like that is like,
that's peak vibes.
That's like memories you want to have forever.
And I thought people say film cameras are really, really good.
The camera that I got is the Canon AE-1.
Apparently it was made in like the 70s or 80s
and people posted photos from it.
And they say it's a really fun camera.
I get it tomorrow, and I'm gonna try to practice with it over the weekend so that I can figure
out how to adjust the lighting and stuff to do that.
Fuck.
Oh my god, those are big boys.
Fuck my life, fuck my life, save me, save me, save me.
I'm running past them, fuck them.
But anyway, I got that, which is cool.
And I got a new vlogging camera as well.
I think because whenever I used to try to vlog chat
and I vlogged with the A7 III,
the A7 III we have, it's a big camera.
You know what I mean?
Like the A7 III with the lens that we have
is a big camera that we use for IRL.
And I was like, I would rather have like a smaller camera
that if I'm alone too, it's just...
Uh...
Yeah, no, fuck my chubby wife.
I would rather have a smaller camera that like,
I
Know like it's fun to use you know what I mean, and like it's easy for me to carry around and blog stuff
Okay, focus I've got limited time actually I've got no time
Oh, this is easy.
Ah, where is this?
Not a problem at all. Not even an issue in the slightest. Don't you worry.
I learned about the numbers on film too. That like the 400 is like more lighting or something like that.
The 200 will be like less lighting. Like I learned of these things.
I
So the film is very important. Yeah, so that's why I said I'm gonna try to practice
this evening I think and like
Learn a little bit more
About it that way I can I can when I go to New York
I can actually like know how to how to take a photo because I just think film photos of me Rosie and Zlil would be so nice or me and Ray
I got a little strapped too, so I can wear it around my neck so we can take really cool
photos.
I'm actually so excited about it.
People say they really like the camera, so we'll see.
The camera's like a good camera.
Oh my god, this controller drift.
Stop!
Please stop.
Oh my god, he fucking died.
I made it!
Idiots.
Where'd you get all this shit we're taking out?
Shit is sweet out here.
I'm gonna give a fuck about none of it.
Oh shit.
And this is the turd that's throwing that shit.
So I have to run across and kill him.
Oh.
Can I block it
I love this game, love it, love it!
Wait, I just realized I can one-hand my sword now, no problem.
I probably need 10 blasts.
You're right. I'm seeing it.
You know what I think is favorite game you play so far?
Well, I don't know.
Favorite game you play so far?
Favorite game I've ever played ever
Probably still Elden Ring. I think Elden Ring for me was the perfect game
Like there like there is not a flaw in that game in my opinion. There's not that game is that game is the perfect game
Love it
The ways of doom, most boring answer.
See, people like you are, you know who you are, you're like a hipster of answers.
Where like, you want me to say something abstract and controversial, when the reality is, is
the game is just objectively so good that it is just the truth, you know what I mean?
It's like when you say you watch anime, like a certain anime, and people go,
oh my god, that's such a cringe answer, everyone likes that anime.
And it's like, yeah, well, no shit, everybody likes it because it's a good, it's a really good anime.
You know what I mean?
Or like the game, it's like, yeah, no shit, everybody likes Elgin Ring, because it's a good game.
Like it's, you just can't, like that's fair, you just can't argue that it's not a good game.
And anybody that does, that's fine, but you are on the other end of that, because there's,
there's no way you actually think of it.
you know I got like the amount of conversations I've had of people where I
say like I like Elgerand oh my god Elgerand is so mainstream and it's like
yeah no shit like why do you think it's nation oh my god it's like just
everybody loves it I'm like well yeah why do you think everybody loves it
because it was so good you know it's such a good game like I don't even
understand that logic in the slightest I don't get it but yeah no you're so cool
Because you love this one indie game that was made by people that has a lot of bugs
But is objectively in your mind a better storyline. Yes, you're so original and unique, you know
That's true hero I stepped on the plate, but I dodged
Don't fuck with me
They said half sword is fun
Stop!
Yeah!
He didn't get hit, Gigi.
Run, bitch!
He'll burp!
Burp!
They give him a 62 months.
Oh!
Hey, hey, GG.
Run, bitch!
Yo, Bert!
Bert!
I think you have a 62 months.
Ah!
Oh my god!
Holy jump scare of doom!
OK.
Okay, so I'm realizing there is an issue with this controller.
Uh, I have one on my floor here, but I'm pretty sure that this one I got rid of because I'm
drift as well, so I'm gonna slop it and try.
Oh my god, this one feels less dirty. There's a lot of hand flip.
It does.
You're gonna why do you oh my go look this is what it's like to play no drift.
Oh this is amazing.
That obviously was not my fault for obvious reasons.
Yeah, I'm away, nerds.
The problem is between the chair and the controller.
My keyboard?
All right, well that was a lovely seeing that guy again seeing him a second time always a pleasure
Always a pleasure.
Go back to making bread.
I'm kidding your address.
Make it.
Easy.
Make it.
Anyway, don't hit me, pussy.
Help, help me, help me.
Don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me.
Don't hit me, don't hit me.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God.
AHHHHHH!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Please!
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
The sourdough is cold
This shit is so good homemade bread all my field you're right
Well
Oh good
Don't fucking touch me.
Okay, I'm locked.
Go.
Did he hit?
Nice.
Is this area always annoying?
Is this normal?
Okay, come on.
Come on.
Okay. Come on!
Come on, get hit, get hit.
Oh my god, I fell off.
Wait, that's good news for us!
Okay.
I hate to be the sky.
But I never get to use these.
So here's the problem.
I can't get close enough where it locks on, so it won't lock on to him.
Oh my god.
I only have one left, so...
Now I'm going to politely side-out and put that shit down.
Let me see...
I'm not scared of that.
Bitch.
I'm not scared of that.
Bitch.
Where's the plate where's the plate
It's in the middle of the floor isn't it
I
Should go back I should go back no I can't go back I want fuck I
Want to upgrade my weapon so bad, but I'm not gonna make it back here
Oh my god, that guy's chilling.
How did this person die?
Interesting.
Oh, good to know.
Alright, well now I have found out.
That was good information.
Be careful, don't step on the plate!
Okay, no, that, no, that's past that area.
Hello?
Stop, stop, stop, I'm your friend.
Stop stop stop. I'm your friend
Stop please I have no more use as long as I don't want to die
Oh my god, what do I do what do I do do I just do I just
Is it safe?
This is it.
Is he getting here?
He is in it.
Woo!
Oh my God.
Oh my God, this is bad.
This is bad.
Where is his wolfie?
Go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
Well, I'll be seeing you then, be careful out there.
You're a funny dumbass. No, I'm a ugly chopped chug. I'm a ugly chopped chug cheese. He isn't good at games
Can I get a retreat in the chat ladies and gentlemen?
I don't like how many of you retweeted that fast. Let's talk about that. Your seer thinks it was a
or seer right thinks it was a crime I appreciate it.
Frick me. I just use hella souls.
Hey, reinforce this here!
Oh my god, I need another... can I push forward?
Fuuuuck!
I'm already hollow, I'm dead inside.
Nice try there.
What am I wearing leather armor, but are the shadow guard do I don't know but it's
tricky.
Oh my god.
Do I look like I shot the hot topic?
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
That might be dripped.
Wait, hold on
Why is your character built like that you wouldn't have something else that's really gonna piss you off. We'll be how my character runs
Makes me so mad bro, I've got this little frail ass run going on just like you
You might not chop.
I don't like this.
Alright, hold up, we're walking.
If I swap my drip, hold on, let me get my Yeezy outfit on.
What am I feeling like today damn shadow guard holds 23 ooh elite night armors though go crazy
That's 39. Hold up. What's the drip feeling like?
Yeah, I think a bomb will slow us down
Wait low heat
Man look at my little toothpick legs. Oh my god. I got chicken legs. I look like chicken little
Oh my god, I actually look chicken little.
The spy is falling head-ass.
Quad dominant wear.
I don't know why, you can probably see my quads, but you just see how small they are
on this build.
Get out of my way nerds.
Shut up.
Someone's giving a leg day.
I want you to know Chad, I actually went too hard on a leg day yesterday and my legs
are like hurt.
You know when you like it's hard to stand up?
Where am I right now?
Oh my god.
No, that's fine.
I didn't want to play the game.
I don't really got it.
So good pain now.
I'm proud of you.
Oh, don't get me wrong.
It's a great pain, but it's just frustrating.
Oh my god, Dion.
Yo, Rosie and Zoil.
Because Zoil's on a weight loss journey right now.
Put me on to some new tech, bro.
you ever got a ninja creamy I know it sounds crazy but you can make a really
low sugar protein ice cream to satisfy a few two it's actually great
it's amazing it really is it's so cool I'll keep talking about it because now
that I've learned the tech and I understand the ways I'm like I want
more people to know about it because if you want to take weight loss seriously
I think we'll take this stage.
This smoothie head, I use a ninja whenever I need to do something.
Bro, I have almond milk.
I have an almond milk mid-chip protein smoothie in the freezer
And it's I don't have any added figures in it, but Stevia, which is a zero power, you see.
Oh my god, he stepped on the plate and took one for the team.
Thank God
All right, so I don't need to fight this motherfucker bro. I think he's asleep
You think there's a secret wall and what I'm wondering why is he so tanky?
Gigi! Gigi! Gigi! Gigi! Give me out! Give me out! Give me out! Give me out!
I know, I'm a bot.
With children that's deserve
Sina you just got ura form you did not just had
All right, focus.
Okay, no to sell no killing this guy grab my soul and get out there is zero oh wait no
There's a little
Wait, a new healer's arcane dropped?
What is it called?
Okay, let me go and put it.
Don't you fucking dare.
Wait a minute.
I can kill you?
Get out get out, get out get out get out.
Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
What are you doing?
Okay wait. This is good!
Now it randomly pushes this way. Oh, and I can move it.
Gotcha, okay. Now that guy dies. Maybe one more for good measure just for Fonzies.
You really don't like that fucking guy?
Stick him out?
Maybe one more just to go ahead and clean out?
Nice.
And one last one for Goodman.
Enjoy that!
Okay.
I guess I could temporarily run down here to see what I missed.
Oh my god, what happened?
No.
OK.
Do I?
I.
No.
Stop!
What was that?
That was a fucking mimic?
Oh my god, XM Raid! Annihilators! Hello!
How do you like my chicken-legged character?
It's a little brisk outside.
You just witnessed a bullshit death, so I'm glad that you raided after the fact. Thank you, Emily, for the raid.
I'm glad that you raided after the fact, so you didn't have to see how I just died.
I'm not gonna lie, it wasn't that eventful.
It was not that eventful.
Oh
No, I feel any circle
I'm not a guy
Come on
Yeah, well I'm like
Run
Yeah
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, he's behind me.
He's behind me.
Don't touch me.
Do not.
Okay.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
Where's the door?
That's not the door.
Where's the door?
It's over there!
It's your other left.
Wait, is it my left or your left?
Yo, little tough. Thank you so much for the sub. I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Dad, don't forget, when Bonnie and RG start, you have to tell me.
Tonight it's right there, look, beyond I'm tweeting your address.
It has to happen.
Wait, they started already?
Oh my god, I thought you were being serious and we missed it.
Get hit by that dummy.
Oh shit.
Oh wait.
Nevermind.
never mind all right come on
I'm going to get out of my way.
I'm going to be in a slime.
Interesting.
I hate ball segments.
Yeah, I think everybody does.
I hear it coming I hear it coming
How is it going down to size how is it going back to size?
Are you good no, I'm dead inside
Yes, we've taken this up
Ladies and gentlemen, sometimes I just don't get it. You know I mean no matter how much of a good gamer you are how
talented and amazing you are at games. Some games are just built so incorrectly that they're just so
difficult, you know? And that's what I started with. Like I think when people describe me they
use the term like amazing gamer, funny, charismatic. I think I've been called, I don't know, like the
greatest game I've ever lived. I did the game in all the Fortnite, you know,
amongst other things.
Last time my name got up in gaming, somebody said Stroud Boon, you know?
I
Want whatever drugs you're on I'm on fentanyl. No, I should not say that don't do fentanyl
I'm so sorry mislead in directions. Do not I don't recommend
I'm so sorry
No, no, no, I'm so sorry. Don't don't do it. Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that
Don't defend yeah, I'm gonna say it if no other she was gonna tell you this year
I'm gonna tell you do not do fentanyl. Hey drop a heart in the chat if you feel and brave today
You know I mean somebody had to say it
And if there's one person that's gonna stand up for your right
I'm going to fight, fight you, right?
I'm going to fight you, right?
Stop.
You're making a mess.
You're setting me up.
There's gonna be...
Fighting, fighting the fights!
Okay, so this goes back to the way that we came, right?
Oh, no, wait, what's that?
I am almost a bomb.
Wait a minute!
I can use this to kill that guy!
Oh my God, I just need to get a little sleep.
Oh, he woke up.
You use my use to splash, but you're not.
I don't want to, man. Use this one!
You know that's what you did before, right?
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
I think I just have to keep breathing on.
Oh my god, I need to get a job.
Dude, if you don't have thought about the other day chat, why did I turn the same side
of the corner to play?
You don't have thought about the other day?
Dead serious?
I had this random shot where I was like,
I remember when I first left my job,
like the first time I ever left my job.
And I was so like,
like I remember waking up in the morning and being like,
oh my God, I don't have an alarm clock.
Cause before the job I used to work at,
my alarm clock was set for, it was 6.30 AM all the time.
I thought, ooh, door!
Okay, I'll come back.
Anyway, so, like, and I used to get up at 6.30 or 5.30 and go to work every day.
And I remember when I quit my job in order to do this, and I was like, oh my god, I don't have to go to work anymore.
That's just a crazy feeling.
I wonder what this is going to feel like, um, you know, this is what was down here.
Uh, I was like, I wonder what that's going to feel like in, you know, a few years if I, if I don't have to go out to work.
And I was saying about this the other day, cause it's like, damn, even sometimes when I do get up early for like, I grab this from here.
I think about it now where I'm like damn I had left my like I haven't like done
Like a job where I've had to get up and go into an office or anything and so long and it just feels it feels crazy
When I think about it like that, I don't know
Talk to the guy what guy? Oh
My god
Oh my god, there's a guy here
hmm you seem quite cozy a rare thing these times I am moving I think it's
crazy how blessed I am to not have to get for a job bro it's crazy I don't want
to take that for granted because I remember like streaming until do you
want to tell you I remember streaming to like three in the morning and then I'd
be like alright guys I gotta be up in two hours and by Friday I had no sleep
Like I was drained.
I was drained.
What did you all say?
Yeah, I remember my first up to my old job
as surreal for a while,
felt like I was doing something wrong for a bit.
Yeah, that's how it feels.
Like it feels like almost wrong to not,
but it's like, you know, like I said,
I don't ever want to take it for granted.
Hmm, do I open the cage?
Screw it.
He has lips aren't even moving.
and
They're gonna quit my job
Check my advice is you you don't want to come a streamer
You should think about things you want to do there not in
everyday wheelhouse of jobs
You'd be surprised. There are a lot of jobs or like my uncle for example
One of my uncle is he started his own security company
And then he used just a business owner for years and then I turned it so it wouldn't be this way
No, don't worry, I'll have it here.
Yeah, I don't know. It's crazy. It's so crazy. Look at Dion. I don't know if you saw. I
reposted an edit the other day. Somebody made an edit of a video of me in 2022. It was like
January 2022 when I just left my job. And I made a YouTube video because you and Rhyme
and all you guys told me to.
And it was me talking about how I had just left my job
and I was hoping that I would make it in streaming.
And I was like, well, if I don't,
then maybe I'll look back
and I'll be really happy that I tried at least, you know?
And I was like, but in the meantime,
I just wanna have fun and do these things.
And seeing that video is crazy now.
Oh my God, it's crazy.
And then there's Rosie advising people to rob a thing.
Yes!
Oh my god, he got fucking thrown off that bus.
Holy shit.
Better than you regretting our time.
I think about that all the time, but I remember when I almost didn't quit my job and I called
Ryan and I was crying.
And I was like, I'm not gonna quit.
I was like, I'm not gonna quit my job because it's so dumb to do and he was like, what?
You can always go back to your job
They love you there. He's like your job cannot try
Here I am
You my own advice hold up. Yeah, I've got a deal
I'm trying to get too comfortable in life. You know what I mean
Yeah.
Sorry, your dad's house?
I mean, oh my god.
I'm making viewer.
Did you have one?
Um,
at my gap probably like man when I met Deon I probably have like
when I first met Deon the way I met Deon was Deon found me from Twitter he
like saw a clip of me doing something and he was like oh my god it's real funny
and then and then he followed me through there and then I met Rhyme and
goto through him yeah he done it with 34 viewers crazy crazy I want to give up
like he's so nuts you know why cuz like right before that I remember the people
I played with which is how you even found a clip of me it was I played a lobby
was with Matt Omega Pro and Sophia by and I remember being really worried when
they invited me because they were my first ever partnered streamers that I ever
met that invited me to a lobby. I'll never forget it. Like, I'll never forget it. I was in a chat the other day.
And like, I've seen, so if you're about, Matt doesn't stream as much anymore, but like, I remember like,
going into their, into their chats, and like, we would chill, and then they were like,
Senna, do you want to play a game with us? And I was like, oh sure, so I ended up playing a game with them,
And they were like and they were like oh
It's
They were so nice
Figures about your late 20s. Yeah
I think that there's like this weird idea that people have where you have to have your
life figured out by your early 20s or your mid-20s and if you don't have it figured
out that like you're failing behind everyone else but like I didn't become a successful
streamer like like how I am now until like two years ago or even yeah two years ago
now, I would say, or a little under two years. If you really think about it, even when I moved
to Austin, the first year that I moved to Austin, I was making good money. I wasn't making money
where I was going to be set alive. You know what I mean? And even now, I still think I'm a good
money, but I'm not like, it's not like, I'm not like a multi-millionaire or anything like that,
but I'm blessed beyond blessed now and have more than enough and am set for years and can take care
care of my family like I know what I have now but like like when I first moved to
Austin I feel like people think that like streamers every streamer if you have
over a thousand viewers you're making like millions and it's like that's just
not true and I remember like I remember my first year in Austin when I was here
I was like so thinking about what I was doing and I was like holy fuck this I
I can like, fail this. You know what I mean? And I was like, if I fail, I'm never going to fail.
What the fuck was that?
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
Anyway, um, I don't know what you're saying, uh, I spent, like, my first, my first, uh, year here, I was like, I remember thinking, like, okay, this is fun, but is this gonna supply me for the rest of my life?
reasonable thought right like you got to think about your future and like my
thought part was like okay this is cool this might not save me for the rest of
my life like I can make money but am I gonna make money where I don't have to
think about retirement and I don't think about it and like I remember thinking
about that like like a long time ago and so now you know that I think about
people and they say like, oh, Senna, you're, oh my God,
would you be sure that I'm sort of going to throw?
Like my life, if I could live the years that I have now,
I would live these over.
In every single lifetime, if I could get a slot
of five years to live, I would live in these years.
I would never change.
I would not go back to my early 20s.
I would not go back to when I was a teenager.
I would just wouldn't do it.
Cause those were 10 years, but like these,
these are like the best years in my life.
I think it's quite hard, not even close.
Don't say that because it's the best idea to come.
That is true! That is all for true.
You know, I'd say these are some pretty damn good years, you know what I mean?
So if you're one of those people where you're like, oh my god, I don't have it figured out,
like, I don't know what to do,
truthfully, honestly, it shouldn't,
Like you should not feel the concern that you feel like I didn't figure it out
So I was like 25 or 26 and even then it wasn't really figured out
What is it
Tom
I think that's empty and it's gonna kill me I'm not going talking like you're
ancient no I'm not but somebody asked like if they if I should have it you
should have it figured out by your you know your your 20s but no I don't think
so like when I first started streaming chat no joke I remember I have to drop
boulders down here huh? To move these?
How do I move that?
Oh I already did.
So how do I do that?
125 I don't know who shit works. Bro chat it'll it'll work out trust you I wish
that like there was a way for me to project how my brain was even when I
first started streaming and if you thought like I've always had this oh my
god like it's gonna be awesome attitude fuck no I I remember like getting
off stream and being like like I just did not believe myself I didn't I didn't
have any faith like it was it was so bad and like well they have really good
friends who like always push me to believe myself um but like when it came to uh like
what I wanted in life I just did it now as long as you thought all of whatever it is
you've made me progress exactly and here's the other thing that I learned I actually
remember watching a YouTube video when I was doing my job no joke and it and it stuck with
me for the rest of my life um chat if you uh are ever in a situation where you're
you are like, hmm, I want to leave my job
to take this leap of faith to do something.
Two things, one, have enough savings all the time.
So that way, if you ever want to leave your job,
yo, you can do well for yourself.
Like that's important.
Like you shouldn't ever leave your job
and not have savings to support yourself.
Otherwise, your dreams can never become dreams
because you're so worried about becoming homeless
you can't even put your passion to that thing.
You know what I mean?
Two, always leave your job in a good way
the one that you're currently working and don't burn bridges because nothing you will
ever do is final, if I'm using that word correctly. It's final, I mean like, that is final, you
know, is what I mean. So for example, when I left my job, that was something I had to
come to terms with when I was like, in my head, once I left my job, there was no going
back. But the reality is, is if I left my job and streaming didn't work out, my job
They loved me, they loved me.
And they'd be like, they would take me back in a heart.
They didn't want me to leave when I left.
And I had college still, like college,
I could literally pause and skip a semester and I was fine.
Like, you know?
I'ma be selling booty forever.
Yeah, that's why we do Josh the Sailboat,
that's special case, that one makes sense.
Okay, so this is what I said.
Do you think sacrificing living worth in your 20s
is better than 40s.
I agree, yes, but I also think, for example,
if I would have had that mindset in my 20s,
I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing today
because I would have still stayed in my job
and said, well, if I wanna try something,
I'll just try it later, you know?
He's live, wait, do they have a timer?
Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, I wanna see.
Oh my god, wait, hold on, they have a two-minute timer, okay, okay, I'm waiting, I'm waiting.
And then I want to watch, I want to watch so badly.
I
Don't know where to go
Their wife I know I know I'm gonna look I'm gonna go I'm gonna go watch in a second because they have a timer right now
So I'm gonna wait
Oh, I've been here.
Oh, my God.
I have it in here.
All right chat we have one minute forty three. Maybe we pause here cuz I don't want to end up in a fight. I
Just want to see their timer. I want to see this number so bad
wait hold hold hold
move this move this move this oh
My god have to pee okay, okay, okay? I just want to watch I just want to watch the intro and then we'll go back to Dark Souls
I
Do you think they're gonna be late?
Just go pee I can't miss this I can't I
Gotta support my roommate, you know
Also, Deon, what are you doing a marathon a three idiots marathon bro you daughter and run
Hey, it's Sina, my girlfriend wanted to know how you do curly hair.
When I did my curly hair, if you go back in one of the streams where I was first wearing
a curly, or to my Sina updates page, they actually posted a tutorial that I use.
Because my hair is naturally curly.
So it's fully uploaded on Twitter if you go to Sina updates as the ad.
It's up there.
I'm doing this here, fuck it!
See y'all, see y'all, I'm pretty sure Jack is doing a...
a Jump King marathon, in like, in like a week or two.
Oh my god, you needed your Jump King marathon spot.
Oh, they're doing the trailer again. I could have feed, fuck.
Oh my god, I'm so excited!
You're awake.
Go now!
We just survived playing cards.
Fuck, I can't work out of this island anymore!
We're the only ones who made it.
I think so.
Oh, no, I'm stuck on an island with Bonnie.
You go look for some food, and I'll go look for some survivors and supplies.
You can count on me.
I don't know.
Chad, look at this.
Five gifted, and I'll eat this right now.
Chad, look at this.
Oh my god.
Look.
Archie?
I just ran so fast.
Yeah, I'm lost for words.
You're dead.
Okay.
Sorry.
Yes, oh, he says good content, yes!
We are lost.
What are you doing?
Help us!
Help us, we're lost!
How do you partner an anniversary, Bonnie?
Oh?
Cinema.
I'm so proud, I'm so proud of her, oh my god.
Yes!
Dude, I love seeing my girls on their fucking grind.
This is making my heart happy.
And I knew how nervous she was.
I'm so proud of her.
Oh, check, she's the best.
Woah cinema!
Come on wait, we're nearing the shore!
Whoever's driving this drone is okay.
Okay.
W drone.
That was, okay.
Go to the drone guy could have gotten out the shot.
Oh, or is that, that's semi.
Okay, that's semi.
All right.
Okay, that's semi, okay, that's semi, all right.
I'm gonna...
Oh, my God!
Cinema!
This is gonna be...
So you mean to tell me they were supposed to be pretend like they were dead,
and they wean it. Bonnie, lay down.
Body tea, Bonnie?
Are we here?
Oh, shit, that was good.
We're on a fucking island.
Nice.
That intro is...
No!
No.
Oh, no.
Is it F?
It might be.
Actually?
You need a signal for like F and no.
Yeah.
Like thumbs down is where F thumbs up is where F.
I'll do it for you.
No.
Oh, no.
Is it F?
comes up to there. I think I'm
going to pull three sides.
Come on. Well, bit rate is a little close. Bro, it's all right.
It's pretty good. I'm not going to lie.
No. I'm going to pull him back. No.
Oh my god, Gigi, we're getting the Jace and the Ween EMP.
They had too much bit rate on the island.
No.
Oh no, Bonnie's got the walk of Sirius- uh oh, I know that walk.
Oh no, I know that sit down.
That's the walk of why the fuzz is happening.
Oh no!
Uh oh.
Okay, we'll make it over here.
So that's right here?
Yes.
Okay.
That way they can see it.
Oh, maybe it's outside or there's something.
Maybe it's not too bad.
It's on an island.
It might be bad.
Fix it.
My bad.
Y'all step in.
I don't want to look so confused.
I'm going to get off.
They should have been a bit red.
I'm going to get off.
They should have been a bit right.
Nah, it is.
I feel like my roots are like, I can survive.
Oh my god!
What's that?
That's an O.
Dude, this isn't even going to be realized.
Archie is nowhere in a lot of the house
if there's ever like an emergency.
It's for the plane.
Where does he have to survive?
He is not moving efficiently.
I don't think anyone has ever been sane
because they put an SOS in the sand.
I swear to God.
No one has ever been sane from having an SOS in the sand.
So what's in the sand?
No, they can save because they put a boat and they get the fuck off the island. That's how they get saved
Mike TV show is on everybody show
Well, hold on. Let me step in and try to save the bit rate
Let me step in
Proofs myself that I could survive you're welcome
I mean, I mean, at least we have it now.
So what did you bring, buddy?
You got some, you got some stuff to survive with?
I do.
I'll be right back.
Come on.
I got something for you here.
Did you bring anything?
Of course I brought.
I brought three things.
Mm-hmm.
That's all I need.
I don't need that much stuff.
You didn't bring anything.
They're so pretty.
She looks so beautiful.
They're so pretty.
She looks so beautiful.
I'm writing up for bigger SLFs.
That's not going to get us anywhere.
It's too small.
So you mean to tell me the first time you were here?
I can't even make it out of these.
I've never seen so much coral.
And what the hell are these?
Why are we on white rocks?
Oh my gosh, don't worry.
I'll step in. I think it's breaking again.
That's all we need.
This right here.
A bag of chips.
Bag of chips.
That's going to sustain you.
Yes!
If I go into an island, all I need is a bag of chips.
Let me get this straight.
He has chips!
You could pick anything that you wanted.
In the whole world to predict.
Yes chips
Sugar keeps you going chips
Yo, give me the fucking I'm not that fast. I have an injury
Don't don't waste them eat them eat them eat them
God, don't waste the chips.
Stop!
Give me some.
At least give me some.
I know they are not walking back to a house.
We're supposed to work together.
Why are you the fuck are you still in the chip?
Is that what I see?
You're supposed to ration that.
Stay your ass outside, you gotta not go into the canopy.
That's how we had a fucking spearfish.
We gotta make a spear.
You already did a bunch of dunk-dunk's,
you have that to store.
I don't have anything.
I'm sorry.
That's what we're doing guys the next time you see me. I'm going on a 24-hour survival trip to Japan
I know let's see
Let's see with the man actually I didn't get to try this you know
The next time you see me I'm going on a 24-hour survival trip
You know I rather survive. I mean I really strong. Oh
Italy with a man
Anyone?
Oh, fuck.
Who asked, okay?
Okay.
Ooh.
Good for you, okay?
I'll learn.
So we're lying for fun, right?
Oh my, these are already melting.
Good luck finding one, alright?
Eating everything.
Energy.
There's no telling how long we're gonna be here.
How long we're gonna have to go with you, okay?
No, no, we're good, we're good.
We good, alright?
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
I have my shirt.
You can't have any of the stuff I brought.
Why not?
You, you already ate some of my fuckin' trips.
I had two.
So I got two whatever you got.
You can survive on an island with a case on.
I'm busy that day.
I brought makeup.
Let me get it right.
You came to an island,
and you brought fuckin' makeup.
I need it!
I can use that too.
I can't.
You can't.
Yeah, use the two trips I can use.
This is all the makeup I have left in the world.
I can use too much of the makeup for two...
This is good!
Because I can't be sad and ugly at the same time.
That's true. You do have to pick a struggle. You can't be both.
I get too much of the makeup.
That's fair. That's fair.
And eye cream. Eyeliner.
Fine.
But I can't have the next thing.
Alright, what do you have?
A blanket.
You brought a fucking blanket.
We're in the sun. Why do we need a blanket?
Oh guys, come on. Do I have to step it again?
And that's it?
It's getting better?
There you go.
I would take mines over yours all day.
What's in your survival kit?
I'm taking mines over your shit all day.
Ooh.
What is that?
Yeah, first-aid kit.
Mm-hmm.
Smart.
Just in case.
What the fuck?
Ah!
Hey!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Bunny!
Dude, Bunny is a good-ass fucking thief, bro.
Why?
Why did you only steal the first-aid kit?
Are you injured already?
Do you want to get injured?
She's a little gremlin.
safety come on me there's gonna survive on a deserted island you try to survive
on a deserted island jk you don't gotta watch it when you live it Kim I live
this are you dead ass I can survive I could turn this no Kim they're not
This is not my first time at Highlands.
Kim, no!
Kim!
Don't worry about it, okay?
Now look.
Pass over the first aid kit,
and I'll give you the blanket, okay?
How about that?
How about that, okay?
Fine.
What is she getting out of first aid kit?
What?
I just, I smelled it.
Smells good.
Okay, trade-off.
Wait a minute.
I'm not going to get injured anyway.
So are they sleeping on the beach?
You never know what comes and goes, okay?
Or are they building a fire in the trees?
Because that's even kind of dangerous.
First aid kit, bandages. Check.
I got that for you.
For Sina. I got that for Sina.
I got that for Sina.
You did.
Now, girl, listen. A.
That's one thing about surviving. When you're out here and you're trying to make
it happen. Hey listen, man there's a lot of gifts that Bonnie's been getting me
that I'm just not seeing nowadays. It's so interesting. I've I've received.
Hold on, wait a minute.
So you mean to tell me multiple times now, Bonnie has gotten the wrong address
or gifts for me. I love a survival tip. And somehow it always ends up with Arke.
I've never seen that one gift. I didn't see the one piece joke.
I didn't see the knives, the first aid kits.
Did she give me a ticket too?
Okay.
Can I come?
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
We'll have a shovel.
Imagine.
Everybody thinks they're getting a Bonnie and Artie survival tune.
And murder she's sheltered.
And then I pop out of the woods and I third reel the entire time.
That's everything.
Holy fuck.
I'd give like five enemies a thread
Where are you running a store?
Enemies in the army
This is only for me
No, stop
I'm awesome I do when we get water bro. You're not having shit, bro. I'm rosin. Semi is about to be
Okay. Well, yes, bro, I have the basics to survive. So I'm the carry.
The only gift you receive is a song dedicated to you.
Look at my observations. We almost left this in the sand.
Oh, oh, oh.
You mean the song about me taking flights that I haven't been taking in the past few months?
Or do you mean the song that Emmy got about long distance but Emmy used 10 feet away?
Is that the song?
We have glow sticks, better than S-Lesson, but we throw glow sticks on the beach.
A plane is supposed to see glow sticks on the ground?
Yes, the eye can see light over five miles away.
And to get to space is only three miles.
Over five miles away.
If you get to space, it's only three miles.
I want to see where they're candying before I go back to the game, but I think they're going to keep it there.
Why are you stealing?
What are you talking about?
I do.
We have Q-tips. Why are there so many Q-tips?
I don't know, but I do want to reach.
You need a Q-tip?
I think we go back to the game until they show like where they're camping because I wanted to see it but I feel like they're going to be going through stuff on the beach for a bit.
So if you want to watch you can go watch over there.
See my lovely Bonathan who is live right now.
That's my girl.
I'm so proud of her bro.
So proud of her.
It's my goat and shall remain my goat.
Wait a minute.
This is where I came from.
Wait, no, it isn't.
Oh, there's one of these things.
Ooh, they're pretty fine.
Okay, somebody said just lost 1k viewers, which is bad, I think I'll be alright, ya know?
I think I'll live, but thank you for the view count check, I appreciate it.
Dude, I swear some viewers, they do watch you more than you watch you.
So, they'll be like, oh my god, you're playing this game and you went down to 4k viewers?
Hello?
And then I'll be like, yeah, it's like more than you'll have, bitch.
So, what?
Hey, shut your bitch ass up.
Hello?
You just gave me as a viewer that's okay?
Mods, panics.
Okay.
I
Was you catching strays from the island there's no way they talk shit, right?
All the way from the island
Yeah, he starts talking shit, bro.
That Bonnie and Arky Island's gonna have a different name in about five minutes.
Hey, you gotta have a real interesting combination nickname.
He keeps it up.
That was a real interesting combination, didn't he, if he'd key set up, let me tell you what.
it up. Let me tell you what. I don't even know where the next bonfire is going. I'm assuming
I think it's after those accents that I was at.
Bonnie said you're a yapper.
Man, I can't wait to watch my Barky Island episode tonight.
This is great.
Bonnie, this dude, man, that Barky Island is going to hit tonight.
Hey, let me go ahead and add Barky Jam to the chat.
I'm a a barkie jams gonna get added in a second keep it up
Say that I'm going right now. Okay, I'm not gonna play much longer anyway
And then I'll and then I'll I'll watch that I
Am so excited to watch this green
Well, maybe we're glasses so wearing something in front of my eyes between this and this game
It helps me to not get motion sick as much.
I get motion sick really easy from certain games.
I know.
It's all body.
Oh, did I miss something?
Yeah, focus.
What is that sound close?
Did Egg Game not make you motion sick?
No.
A lot of times it's older games like this where even if you turn on a motion blur, they have
a level of motion blur built into them.
That is what really fucked me up.
If I take these blasts off and I play it like I did the last time, chat literally saw it.
Like my whole brain just changes and I know you're gonna have to get brain
My entire like
I'm gonna play with this.
Here, make it ready.
Oh, fuck.
This is bad. This is bad. This is bad.
Damn!
Holy shit.
Chat?
That was almost a really fucking bad focus.
Oh my god, you know what I want to do before we end?
The end. Right in the back there.
Don't fucking come in.
I need to move.
AAH!
I need peace, so I'm gonna get peace.
If I could win at one thing, it's gonna be the one game that I actually can't win at.
We'll resume dark rules tomorrow.
Kiss me.
If I can do this, literally I'm going to beat this in two seconds.
It's not an issue.
I'm locked, I'm locked.
I need a focus.
Oh
Easy.
Oh
No
Are you serious? Oh, oh, oh!
Oh!
Okay.
Okay, that's not good.
That's fine.
That's, that's...
Okay, absolutely.
Alright.
Okay. Okay, that's not...
Focus.
Can we get this?
Can we beat this?
I almost hit the S one.
I'm not sure if I can get it.
Easy.
Wait!
Ah!
I'm not sure if I can get it.
So that's doing the care of the game volume.
I did just try to turn it up to the blasted but I realized it was super loud for you guys.
Wait, I've never failed?
Okay, that one might have been my bad.
Stop.
And don't say a single word.
Don't speak.
What?
19 plus 19 is
48.
48
plus six is
54.
Wait, am I dumb?
It's 38.
Oh my God, I'm a bot.
Why did I say 48?
It's 38.
Sorry, I'm a bot.
38 plus 6 which is which is 42 or sorry 44 plus 69 which is
One hundred fifteen
We know 113
Got it
There's no way I've passed it.
Oh
Anyway, are you...
You were saying or saying anything?
Fuck!
Come on.
Perfect.
What's going on with me tonight?
I normally gain better than this.
I do. Normally I'm like not failing at anything. I'm doing super good. I'm doing super talented.
That's like the normal though, I guess.
Now, what does this do?
I got lucky. I got lucky. What is this? Okay. So it follows up the ladder. It'll go at the
First of every turn, right?
Here, here.
Or it starts from...
Oh, wait a minute.
Here.
Here, here.
Here, here, here, here.
Here, here, here.
Here, here.
Here.
Here
Easy.
Lots of this.
Why did somebody just type chug popcorn?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Come on!
Two factor?
Oh fuck.
Okay, focus.
6, 9, 5, 9, H, F, P, D, 9, 4, 9, 9.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Wait, password hit?
What the fuck is this?
0, 1, 7, 3.
Okay, so a correct number is 0.
0, 1, 7, 3, okay?
0, 5, 2, 6.
Okay.
So, oh wait, there's no star.
Wait, so correct number, wrong position.
Okay, wait, so.
1, 7, 3, 5, 2, 6, 4, 0,
9, how about you 3, 7, 8, 8.
Okay, 4, 0, 9, 8 is in the correct place.
The other two numbers I haven't used, so 4 and 0 are now good.
So I know the first two numbers are 4, 0.
4, 0, how about you 1, yes, how about you 2, yes, how about you 3, yes, how about you
have these four yes please five yes six yes seven yes eight yes wait
wait
wait but card number position i'm so confused
Oh, but if those are the only two numbers...
What?
Correct number and position, meaning the four and the zero are nine-eighths.
They're in the correct position.
4, 0, 8, 9, 8, 9 and 8 are correct, but not 4 and 0, so 6, 7, 9, 8, no, 5, 2, 3, 2, 3,
I'm so stressed, I'm stressed, I'm stressed.
Okay, so it's 989.
989.
Oh my god.
I don't know.
99.6.
Have I done 99.5?
I've done 99.8.
98, 996, 995, have we got 997?
There's no way.
What could it possibly be?
9839?
You're lying.
You're actually lying.
I don't know... 3, 9, 8, 9...
I'm gonna end my life.
Why is this playing?
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, I'm on a lay down, a garden.
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, I remember these days.
Sunday, Saturday, yeah, we were burning.
Someday
I don't know
Someday
I want to hit the red light