You
Time, time, time, time
The running of the beddie, it's the living top
Time
Time in a wedding
It's the livings
Ha ha
Time in a wedding
It's the livings
Ha ha
Time
Why wouldn't I got it out the mouth so I'm pouring sprites to it
Fuck that out the club said I'd wait for a lot of blood and
I'm still feeling in love with some Harry and I shouldn't
I just paid cash for that bitch with more insurance
Get my right back, poppin' out of the pink
He's cut out by the slut, now he's safe deep
Cutting on the bus, I'll throw it out the lead
Put it in the truck, especially on the seats
I'm fed out of love and my number out of reach
I'm throwing in yours in the belly out of these
Are you gonna know I'm a stung and be a creep?
I leave you bags packed, just do hundreds, that's the name
Poppin' out of the pink, pour another four
another baby mother
find her in the law
bring her new skin
come to the same as a court
fly back to the racks and say it's pain in my voice
and then cause you win it and that pain was your choice
my mother said I'm winning
but it's pain in your heart
why give us a shovel so that I'll flame on the top
smoke break track
yellow rim ball
what a hood rat
curvy sin of foe
I'm gonna get in the track
Hello!
Oh my god!
Ace with a 2!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Thank you for the 2!
It's truly today!
You know sure
Oh my god, I heard there's a new jaco album out who else dropped jaco dropped and somebody else dropped oh my god
Hey Soda, thank you so much for the two freaking gifts.
Thank you.
Wow, what is the Rosie blood up to the crib?
You always thought he looked really funny.
He's, it's Joji, Joji dropped.
Like, you know, dead ass right before this,
I'm like not even trolling.
I texted Rosie because I was trying to make sure
he was awake and he wasn't answering.
And I was like, oh no, I hope he's not asleep.
So I called Zoyle, because he wasn't answering.
And I said, yo, can you check if Rosie's awake?
Like, I think he's dead asleep.
And Rosie was like, or no, Zoyle was like, I think he's awake.
I was like, no, he's not answering.
Zoyle goes and knocks on his door,
and then Zoyle, Rosie, was asleep.
Luckily, I ended up moving the collab back 30 minutes,
because I had some errands to run today.
So it worked out, you know what I mean?
Because it worked out.
So he'll still be here on time.
It was just really funny.
And he texted me and he goes, I set alarms.
What the fuck?
I was like, yeah, it's GGs.
Yo, Nikob, oh my God, some of your names are back.
Nikob with the gifted sub, welcome back.
Balder with the big 500 bits.
Oh my God, thank you so much.
Thank you, oh shit, hold up, hold up.
Thank you, thank you Barry for the sub.
Thank you Antwink for the sub.
A-Soda with the two.
Are we just going, do we just go into roll call?
Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't know, you're getting a simile stream today, listen, you're
getting a simile stream today, that is right.
Emily and I, we were texting back and forth the other day and she was talking about wanting
to do some stuff and then we were like, oh, we should just do this on stream, why don't
we just do it this week?
And so we were like, oh, let's hang out.
And I'm actually really excited because it'll be really fun.
Emily wants to learn I think how I make my guac and a few other things so I'll
probably do that on stream which will be fun and we'll go out and do a bunch of
fun stuff and I feel like I haven't. Dude the last time I had to do a solo one-on-one
thing with Emily was literally it was Hawaii. I think I've been to I went to
her award...
you
I
Ordered a new film camera. Oh my god. Oh bear with the ten gifted
W10! Thank you so much for the 10 freaking gifted. I appreciate that so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I appreciate it.
And thank you IMDLite for the 19 months. Damn, W10 from Aubert. Thank you so much. That is so kind. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I did. Oh, also by the way, you're seeing my nails for the girls. I did get them redone.
They were cool the last time, but I got them redone for the show for New York and Valentine's Day.
And the lady was like, oh, I can put a real bow on your nails. So she did. And it's actually kind of cute.
I've never, I don't really get like the 3D stuff on my nails, but you know what's funny?
I went to the girl that does Emily's nails. I said Emily, I said girl, please.
Like I need to get these redone and like I didn't want to go to the lady who did them before
Even though she was wonderful, so I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of like men with their barbers
You know like where you cheat on your barber and you're like, oh wait, hold on
J R M E B 9 9 with the 10,000 bits. Oh my god. Oh
My god, what do you do for a job, bro? Are you like straight? Are you drug dealing?
You know what I mean? Are you hustling? Holy shit. Are you money laundering? 10k bitch is crazy.
Thank you for the big 10k. That's so nice. I appreciate it so much. Damn. Thank you for the
big 10k and old Kanye. Thank you so much for the resub for 14 months. I appreciate it. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Farm them, sit at work. Okay. No problem.
Let me get a good song to work to.
How do you do it again?
Yeah, no, that's fine. I'll just go fuck myself. Yo, Obert, shout out to you for the Big Ten Gifted again. I appreciate it.
Thank you! Thank you, Obert, for the Ten Gifted!
First of all, bitch, don't ever say my knees are ashy a day in your life, okay?
I'm just pale. It's winter. I put lotion on right before this. Never in your life.
These knees are lotioned up. I'm just pasty because it's the wintertime, all right?
Jeez, us, Luisa's. Now, O'Bear, thank you so much for the big 10 gifted. I appreciate you.
Thank you so much for the big, somebody said I have white woman knees. Okay, and that's the end
the end of the stream. Go ahead and put this on. And y'all have a lovely day.
Hey, shout out to you, the girl with the big,
the big, the big, the big, the big, the big, the big, the big.
And thank you, A-Lusbian.
I'm definitely a lesbian in the chat
with the big five gifted as well.
Shout out, Neco, shout out, W-A-Lusbian,
with the big fives, back to back to back.
And Taco, with the prime, thank you so much.
That is very kind of you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Anyways.
Where you at?
Yeah, fuck y'all, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen,
listen, listen, I don't have an ashy knee, okay?
Oh, Bear, thank you so much for the 10 gifted,
by the way, that is very, very nice.
I appreciate that so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And thank you, Hillary Clinton's emails,
always a pleasure with the 20 fucking months.
Thank you so much.
And Mad Drummer of Feast, thank you so much for the two months.
I appreciate it.
And Balder with the 500 bits, I appreciate it so much.
And J-R-M-E with the big 10,000 bits from earlier.
And then...
Hello?
Five for Glen with 25 gifteds.
Whoa, thank you, Glen, for the 25 gifted.
What the fuck?
That is so nice.
W25 from Glen, please, Wspam.
Wspam, please, for Glen with the 25.
Thank you, Joey, with the big five gifted.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, Chewy, for the five gifted.
I appreciate that so much.
And thank you, Alma, for the five gifted as well.
That is so kind.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I hope y'all are having a fantastic day.
Thank you, Aisota for the gift it's up.
Sanpellegrinot.
Thank you so much for the prime, I appreciate it.
Holy fucking jeweler.
Thank you again, guys, for the fives.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, holy shit.
Damn, the look thing is crazy.
Thank you guys so much.
Also, you'll notice a lot of the Sapphire names
are changed back, ladies and gentlemen.
Our chat is no longer looking insane.
Yo, Renegade and Bruce, thank you so much for the subs.
I appreciate it.
Thank you so much, Renegade.
Yo, Blind Ninja, thank you for the prime.
Thank you, Bruce, for the sub.
Thank you, Renegade BWS for the sub as well.
A-Soda with the gifted sub, thank you so much.
Thank you again, Glenn, for the 25.
Siobhan, with the five.
Oh my God.
What's going on today?
Siobhan, thank you so much for the five gifted.
That is so nice.
I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Vanessa.
Hey, Vanessa, thank you so much for the five gifted.
I appreciate it so much.
That is so nice.
B3B names in December.
You don't need to do that.
What is going on today?
Ghost, Wild Gus and Dot, all with fives.
Oh my God, Vanessa with a five,
Ghost with a five, give in.
Dot with a five, thank you so much.
And Wild Gus with a five, thank you so much.
That's crazy.
We're almost back to 6.5K.
What the hell?
Toned Whale, thank you so much for the reset
for three months, I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
That is so kind.
W, W, W's chat, W's, thank you so much.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
And then herbologist with a big turn!
Thank you, herb-
And then Koochie Goblin.
Hey, hey, everybody say shout out Koochie Goblin
in the chat, W-
Hold on, I need a good time for this.
Did I just see five coming from Vanessa,
Five come in from O'Bear.
Curbio come in with 10 gifted.
Coochie Goblin with a 10 gifted.
And Herbologists with a 10 gifted.
And Dot with another five.
They're saying time for a wheel.
Y'all want a wheel?
Oh my God, it's been so long!
I think we've only done one wheel and it was because all of the sub-a-thon people from
the face sub-a-thon were begging for it.
They said, please!
What is going on today?
Oh my God!
Alma with the five gifted subs!
Erika with the five gifted, Ghost Makos with the five gifted, Koala Berry with the five,
Countdown with the Five Gifted! Fluffy!
Fluffy, welcome back by the way, your name.
With the Five Gifted!
Dodd! With the Five Gifted!
Vanessa with the Five!
O'Bear with the Five!
Kujikoblin with the 10!
Holy shit!
King!
Thank you so much for the Five Gifted!
What?!
Is that Josh for sale?
And he's not, why are you Josh for sale?
Say something.
Josh!
Yeah, with the time Erica with the five Pluto with the five
Child time with the 10 who know what the 10. Oh, wait. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Who do the 10 child time with the 10?
Luna with the five Vanessa with the five crazy Aisha with the 10 further what?
Please 6.5 we hit 6.5
Yes! Carter, thank you so much for the resub. Thank you Eugene for the gift and sub. Crazy
Ayesha with a big 10. Vanessa with a 5. Luna with a 5. Hey, ladies and gentlemen, holy
shit! That's crazy! Yo Ace, thank you for the gift and sub, my man. I appreciate it. Thank
you so much that is so kind thank you so much holy shit hey w's ladies and
gentlemen w's oh my god oh and guys get excited your subs are not going for
nothing New York is literally coming this week and hopefully some fun things
I'm literally paying to have me's oil and Rosie be there and I'm really fucking
excited because it's gonna be awesome and really fun content so lock in so if
you got a sub today say thank you because you get to watch ad-free
it'll be so fire i'm so excited clay freeman thank you for the for the
resub for five months fluffy thank you for the five gifted that is so nice
lizzie thank you for the sub journal with the sub we just got with the sub pair
with the five gifted subs and
I don't think I've ever seen what this looks like before.
Is that 100,000 bits, evanem?
I have never seen this bit thing before.
Oh my god.
Evanem, what the fuck?
Thank you so much.
What the fuck?
That's how much?
Evanem, you don't need to do that, bro.
What the fuck?
That's crazy.
What?
M&M with the 1, sorry, 100,000th dance!
Thank you so much, oh my god.
Oh my god, what?
Thank you so so so much holy shit thank you for the 100,000 bits and then pair with the
five fuck oh my god oh my god oh my god panic panic panic panic panic
wait
you
Thank you again for all the stuff that is so, so, so, so, so kind.
I do always like to say, and I know it's annoying when I say it, but it's true.
I have so many big plans for this year.
And every time you guys sub or do anything
or even just watch, and I know it's annoying
when you get ads, but if you have turbo
and you even watch those ads through turbo,
meaning you don't even get them.
All of that I always put back into my content
and stuff like that.
And I've been doing awesome stuff last year
and I have way bigger plans this year.
And I always wanna say thank you so, so, so, so, so much
from the bottom of my heart.
because we have really cool shit planned this year.
Like, for example, I did get in contact, for example,
with, well, you guys know we're doing like the Chris thing
and everything like that with the tornadoes
and all that really fun stuff.
And I did talk about some new plans for later this year,
and I think some of my biggest trips are already planned out
and you guys are gonna freak out when you hear them.
You're gonna freak out.
No leaks or anything, yeah, but I want you guys to know,
you know what I mean, I am putting all of it,
so every time you guys support,
I genuinely mean this from the bottom of my heart.
I would be nothing, nothing in my career
if it was not for you guys.
And you guys are amazing and you guys are awesome.
And I don't say it to you often,
but I don't think, I think about it all the time
that if it was not for the people that watch,
I wouldn't have literally anything.
And sometimes when I meet you guys in person,
it's kind of, it's still surreal to me to this day
that like, you know what I mean?
I'll meet people that regularly watch me
and it just blows my mind.
And so I really want to say from the bottom of my heart,
thank you so fucking much.
Wild Gus, thank you for the five gifted.
I appreciate it.
Thank you Lil Big Mo for the sub.
Thank you Old Kanye for the fucking five gifted too,
as well.
Edgar Gengar with the sub.
Thank you so much.
W's to all of you.
And Evan M, one more time, I do want to say thank you
for the 100,000 bits.
That is so kind.
And best brave panda, thank you so much for the sub.
I don't think I've ever seen that before.
100,000 bits.
Kenopio, thank you so much for the sub.
And best brave pandas, thank you so much for the prime.
And over the top, thank you so much for the sub,
I appreciate it.
I don't think I've ever seen the 100,000 bits thing before.
Have you guys seen that, like, in a chat?
I don't think I've ever seen that.
I think the most I've ever seen is $50,000 and it was in Casos Chat.
I've never seen that before and that was insane. Like what?
And that's crazy. You do not have to do that. Over the top.
Thank you so much for the sub. I appreciate it. Holy shit.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, uh,
one of the cool things that I got by the way,
is this for New York. Um,
If you don't know what this is, Vanessa, Vanessa, thank you for the five.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, Vanessa, for the five.
I appreciate that so much.
That's so nice of you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This, yes, is a film camera.
I got this.
This is a Canon 81, but I was messing with it, and I think the one thing I might do
is I might get a Canon 81 program, okay?
The reason why, I have one coming Saturday and I might bring that one instead of this
camera to start.
But the reason why is because if you don't know about these cameras, this camera, I have
to manually adjust the shutter speed to let in certain amounts of light, to like, you
know, change the lighting and everything and how much light the picture has.
I'm not as familiar with film cameras and though I can set the aperture to automatic
on here. I think that it's safer for New York so I don't waste film for me to bring the
one that's a program because the shutter speed and the aperture will be automatic. Are you
guys understanding what I'm saying? Yes, okay, yes you are. I'm seeing it. So I don't want
to waste the film and I think that I really want to try to photograph New York on film
cameras because if you've never seen how some of these look, especially with certain types of film,
they look beautiful and I feel like for the city, um, especially such a special time where I get to
go to the city with like, you know, two of my closest friends, uh, and then a third closest friend
when she gets there, um, will just be like so nice. You could use your phone as a light meter,
yeah, but I'm confused on how to, how to use it correctly. So I think I want a more, I want more
practice before I take something like this because I don't like I'm familiar
with it and I took practice photos yesterday but if I was to lose all the
photos I'd be sad you know what I mean but I low key do want to try to use this
today maybe when we go out with Emily I can take her to that spot before we come
home where I told you guys I saw all the deer and load in a thing of film and
try to like take photos with it low-key low-key and it could be cool like this
is like a crazy cool camera this thing is so it's so cool I was taking photos
with it yesterday I don't know if Emily would be down to go see the the deer but
if she would be down I think that would be really fun because it's a spot that's
like super cool that I went to with Bonnie and Rosie when we had to film the
trailer and it's super sick so I feel like it'd be fire but we are teaching
yo Ilyo I thank you so much for the nine months thank you 80s Mike for the
three months thank you OMG Bowie for the 19 months God likes here thank you for
the sub jesus thank you for the two gifted subs and Vanessa with a big five
again thank you so much thank you thank you thank you you got to check in
before you come to NY you need to approve Gabe bitch I got invited to New
are fashion week meaning the only thing I check into is my coach fitting sleigh
bitch I'm just kidding but you know me that is actually true though it is true
I gave that is true I'm just kidding I'm just kidding thank you O'bair for the
five gifted I appreciate it so much thank you thank you thank you for the five I
appreciate it that's crazy listen okay I'm actually really nervous by the way
because they reached out to me and they were like hey will you come in the day
before and I have to go to their office the day before and get fitted and then
they were like we need to know where you're staying so that way we can send
you a gift to the address but I booked a cheap hotel so then they're gonna be
like oh my god this bougie girl we're gonna send her some bougie designer
stuff and then and then they're gonna be like oh my god where is she's there
where is she saying but like it's fine it's fine because I don't want to spend
a lot of time in the hotel I want to spend a lot of time outside so it's not
even a big deal it's not even a big deal do you know what I mean it's really like
not a big deal it'll be fine it'll be fine send it to Ray's hotel wait that's
That's Wokey Facts.
Should I message Ray?
Are you, hold on, wait.
Are you staying in a fancy hotel in New York?
I'm asking.
Watch her say yes.
I swear to God.
I just thought, you know, it'd be fine.
Wokey though, what I'm thinking about doing, and I haven't decided, is switching to a rental
spot though instead.
chat is it true that in New York the homeowners have to live in the home
while you're staying in the Airbnb? Is that true? Yo Balder thank you for the
500 bits I appreciate it. Scratch, thank you for the prime. Thank you thank you.
Yes or no? But usually they do. Is it a bad idea if I message them if I want to
rent and say, hey, can you not be in the house?
But like, I don't know.
I don't know how to word that nicely,
but like I don't want to rent an Airbnb with somebody in it.
You know what I mean?
Like I want like private space.
I wanted to be just me and my friends, and that's it.
But I just, I don't know.
Pay me rent in my place, Gabe, you can't be there.
That's the rule.
You're getting kicked out.
You know what I mean?
You're getting kicked out.
No, but actually, though, I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
But OK, I have the hotel, so it's fine.
I'm just going to say the hotels, because it's whatever.
It's easy to do that.
But it just, I was looking, and everybody was like, oh,
don't rent an Airbnb in New York, because the owner will
stay there.
And they said, if they're not staying there, they're
probably not going to tell you that, because they're scared
they're going to get in trouble.
Which I was like, okay, I don't know.
I don't want to do that then, so we'll see.
You know, Balder, think of it as 500 bits.
I appreciate it.
Emily's about to leave.
Okay, perfect.
Balder, think of it as 500 bits.
Low key chat.
Do we go through, do we have time to go through the census
in like 30 minutes?
Yeah, right?
We do, for Emily gets here.
Oh my God, I should load my camera too.
Maybe, 30 minutes should be fine.
I think it'll be fine.
Maybe 35 minutes, but I think it'll be good.
But, but, chat, I can load my camera
and I can take pictures of Emily today.
I did also get my new vlogging camera as well
for the day that we're doing the coach stream.
I would really like to do a stream
where we go out and experience nightlife in New York.
But the problem is, is we're there on weekdays.
So, I don't know how poppin' things are gonna be,
like bars and stuff like that,
but I thought that would be kind of like
a fun little segment, you know?
I thought that could be kind of a fun little segment.
And I do, oh my God, I need to call Lacey.
I need to see if he'll get in contact
with the Occhiway guy for me.
Okay, wait, I'm facing out of him.
I need to know, because he has his number.
Yo, King Blob, thank you so much for the five!
I appreciate it!
Oh, wait, he's really sick!
Oh, my God.
Uh, okay, wait, hold on.
Let me message him.
Oops!
My bad.
I forgot you were in the hospital.
Get well soon queen slay hands emoji.
Okay, okay, then I'm gonna call Ron.
Cause that, okay, okay, I'll do that.
Hold.
Oh my God, this is terrible.
What is your job?
You had four nights of the job, you failed at that.
You know what I mean?
You're supposed to be making money, making good content.
I saw a club at XTC calling you boring.
You failed at that.
Should be getting in the Sidemen charity match. You failed at that.
Like, what is your job? You failed your cholesterol. You failed your metabolism.
I'm the one who's, I'm actually kidding. I'm actually kidding. How about that? How about that?
How about that? Since you want to say I fail at everything.
Ron, I have a favor to ask. What?
Well, you see, I wanted to know if you could help me get in contact with the, with the Ock,
So I could get a chopped cheese to Aki way while I'm in New York.
Oh, I'm about food.
No, OK.
OK, yes.
Yo, funny Mike with the 20 gifted subs.
W funny Mike in the chat with a big fucking 20.
Sorry, Ron.
This is really important.
Yo, W funny Mike in the chat with a big 20.
Shout out to you, funny Mike.
That's awesome.
Yo, I gotta go.
I gotta go back to work.
Wait, no, hold on.
Wait, because I just got to thank my subs.
But do you think that you could get me in contact?
Yeah, yeah.
Let me try to call them up.
I'm gonna come up.
Are you actually?
Yeah, I'm gonna come up.
Okay, thank you so much.
All right.
Yeah, can we get me some subs?
Oh my God, I just got another 20 from Funny Mike.
I gotta hang up, goodbye.
Thank you.
Thank you, Funny Mike, for the 20 gift
that I appreciate that so much.
Where's my VIP badge?
So you coming here requesting shit?
hey listen hey you're lucky I'm I'm a fucking pushover buddy okay you're
lucky I'm a fucking pushover there I'm not a lie it is kind of crazy you got
VIP you got it before some my other friends GG's though hey there you go
you're lucky I'm a fucking pushover weak-ass bitch because it really is what
it is hi buddy Mike thank you for the 20 gifted I hope we're doing well man thank
Thank you Fairy Gold Unicorn for the prime. W prime.
Uh, yeah chat, we're going to New York though.
Uh, I'd like to...
Oh my god.
I should call Ron back to brag.
I actually got another 20 gifted from D Funny Mike.
Ay!
Yo!
Funny Mike, thank you so much for the big 20 gifted.
I appreciate that so much.
Thank you for another 20, that's very kind.
Hey, I hope that you do another event this year, by the way.
way. Streamer problem is really far. You should do more events. Hey, but don't 360 me now.
I'm just kidding. That was a joke. Please don't think I'm being serious. But thank you so much
for the 20 gifted. That was really nice. I know that wasn't you. I'm so sorry. I folded under
zero pressure. Thank you so much for the 20 gifted, buddy. I appreciate it. I hope you're having a
good-ass day and I hopefully will collab soon or something very soon that'd be
very cool but but Emily got rear-ended she did oh my god 50 gifted from funny
Mike oh my god where is mine bro I'm a snatcher chain that's fucking crazy no
I'm not gonna lie yo funny Mike with a big fucking 50 gifted I appreciate that
so much thank you thank you thank you what the fuck that's crazy damn are you
even live or you just a big 50 that's crazy yo throw another event please I
I'd love to come to another event this year a chat w funny Mike in the chat. Please w50 get that holy shit
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Holy shit. That's crazy
That is fucking insane
That is insane w funny Mike. Holy shit man. Thank you so much you are you are so awesome
I get like I said, I hope you clap soon. Um, I feel like me funny Mike and sketch today
do something. Low key. I feel like that would be a really fun stream. Ooh, maybe me, funny
Mike and sketch, could hot box a car and then freestyle, though I don't smoke and I don't
freestyle, but I think it would be really fun. I think it would be really fun, but I
don't, I don't smoke and I don't freestyle, but I think it would be really stupid. No,
I don't smoke, but I think it would be cool.
I think it would be really cool.
I saw him freestyle with Yana, and it was really fun.
It was really fun.
Yo, Loki, we should make a song, too.
I'm not gonna lie, I watched, bro,
did y'all watch Rosie and Zool try to make a song
the other day?
Now I know you watched that shit.
That shit was trashed.
That shit, I had to mute at points
Because this motherfucker was talking on the mic, bro.
It was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
It got racist.
Yeah, that doesn't even, like, I wish,
you know what I mean?
Let me put you in the studio.
Wait.
Say not X funny mic in the studio.
Wait, funny mic.
Can we give me an extra Emily
to make a song in your studio?
You know extra Emily, right?
Please! Please! Me and extra Emily in the studio would be so fun! That would be so fun!
Oh my god. The last time, damn, what's the last thing I did when I made a song?
Oh yeah, I was rapping about killing someone's grandma, but I wouldn't slide like that, do you know what I mean?
It was just a temporary thing. I just had to channel my anger.
What is this clip that you're linking me?
Hold up, because you've been spamming this.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
760?
Oh, my fucking God!
There is no fucking way oh my god the way he's lingering behind him does Chad
even like register oh they're hanging with the suns
wait that's an awesome that is a fucking awesome ass screenshot oh my god
Bro, bro, also Zoil is looking really slim. Is anybody noticing?
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Bro Zoil was lost by the way. Do you know that he lost 20 pounds so far like no joke?
I was on the phone with him was it yesterday the day before yesterday
Off-stream and me anymore just talking about his like weight loss stuff. He's down 20 pounds
He's down like do you know crazy that is 20 pounds that soon he's been doing it for what three weeks
Three weeks
Bigger people lose weight faster in the beginning doesn't matter though
That's still crazy and I was talking about this too and I actually told him I was talking to him
I said you got to make sure that if the weight ever slows down at all that it's dropping
It doesn't matter that you still keep grinding because eventually you might hit a small plateau
And it'll slow down, but it'll go back and he was like, oh, I know like I'm already prepared for that like soil
But you know what he said that was really cool. So I'll go said I he was like all I want is
To find like or to be able to look at a photo of my face when I'm slimmer and see the difference
And I was telling him I was like I already see a difference in his face
I think his face looks less puffy already and like slimmer already and and I think like he doesn't
He doesn't see it because he looks at his face every day
But whenever I see him it is noticeable like that 20 pounds makes all the difference
He looks so oh my god, he's swimming so much
That's crazy
Oh my god, that's a good clip by the way, that's fire clips
Yo, I I think that's so good. That is so good. And here's the other thing to chat. I think he is still I'm not gonna lie
I just saw him upload today. I know I know you're gonna be like scenarios. You're also cam birds ever Jane and angel plushie
Thank you so much for the subs. I appreciate you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you angel plushie for the sub is why I hope you're doing well and do an amazing art as always
Freaking Zoyle uploaded today another video two hours ago and it's talking
about the struggles of these past two weeks and I'm actually really proud of
him or this past week because he told me I'm leaking probably behind the scenes
okay he was talking to me about it and he was saying that that he really wanted
not upload this week because he didn't feel like it was good and I told him I
was like you should upload though because even your bad weeks are really good
for transparency because like it's good to do you know I mean it's good to like
talk about the things that you struggle with because there's no shame in having
that you don't need to have every week be a good week sometimes it's good to
have like an okay week and it's okay to talk about like how you feel like you
fumbled and what you can do better and bro his videos are fucking killing it
Like, look at this shit.
303K, two weeks.
124K and 11K in the first two hours.
Like, what?
Bro, I'm so proud of him.
Bree, thank you for the sub.
I appreciate it so much for the three months.
I'm so proud of him.
That is so nice.
Dude, he's doing awesome.
He's doing so awesome.
Okay, all right.
I'm gonna grab the census, ladies and gentlemen.
I would go through clips today,
but we have a limited time because Emily is coming
and I wanna get through the census.
If you don't know what the census is,
the census is something that we have used
literally for, why is it saying
that Discord is not downloaded on my computer?
Am I fucking dead ass?
Am I?
Hello, am I being hacked?
Uh, what? Okay, there it is. What the fuck was that? Uh oh, Gigi's chat, I think my
address got leaked. Type one if you got it. Alright, focus up, ladies and gentlemen, lock
in. Uh, we have the census, we're gonna go through really fast. Uh, and see how many
slides is it? Holy shit, it is 52 slides. Okay, I'm gonna lock in for this so that way
so we can get through it.
If you don't know what the census is
or you've never seen it, we go through it every year
and it kind of goes through the stuff with you guys
and like things about you guys and stuff like that.
So it'll be fire, it'll be fire, okay?
I don't know how many entries there were this year,
but we'll, I think we'll see.
Hold.
Focus.
I hate that you call it this.
I really do.
I hate that you called this.
Ready?
The census from 1926 to 13026, okay?
That's when we opened it.
Thank you for everyone who has submitted.
I had a goal of getting 2,500 responses, okay.
And we got 47,000?
I mean,
4,700, okay.
Okay, I realize I'm a bot, I get it.
I realize I'm a bot.
Same as the past years,
There are questions here to answer.
Sinna will be paying each mod $10 per each.
Question two gets wrong.
I never agreed to this, by the way.
This is not something I agree to.
And it is not the same as last year.
I have not agreed to this.
This will not be happening.
Okay, hold.
How many of your viewers would consider themselves alt-right?
None of them, by the way,
because they're gonna fucking troll,
but none of my, there is not a Sinna
to alt-right pipeline, okay?
That doesn't exist.
Does Synapse to All Right Podline does not exist?
A, 23%, B, 39, C, 51, D, 67.
I'm going to make a really annoying guess
and say that a lot of you trolled on this,
and it has to be D, 67.
The answer, hold on.
I've done this bit for the past three years if you fall for it again
You're actually a fucking idiot. There won't be any questions. We can't get so you need to do more data. Wait, what?
So there's no answer
Wait, I fall for it every year. Oh
My
Okay, I focus general info
So ages of viewers, 13 to 17, oh my God, look, the numbers are all relative.
It's about the same balance of people every time.
Every time it's the same balance of people.
Majority of my audience is 18 to 24, 25 to 30, which makes sense.
The younger side being 13 to 17, which is the lowest, and then the other categories are
higher.
normally how it is education wait my chatters are kind of smart some of y'all
have hold on hold on hold on hold on wait there's 256 of you guys with masters
degrees and 56 of you with doctorates oh my god you're almost as smart as me
W's in the fucking chat ladies and gentlemen shout out y'all y'all are y'all are dead almost as smart as me
Sexuality, okay, fluffy we should remove these questions. I
Realized now why I was getting messages of people saying why are why am I getting doxed by your senses?
I'm realizing it. This might be too personal because people now might might actually be like
Like why is this getting so personal?
I was getting some messages and they were like,
your census is kind of weird.
Like why is it asking me so many personal questions?
I now see, I understand.
So majority are straight, okay?
I have 202 gay lesbians in the chat, slay.
I have 506 bisexuals or pansexuals.
Slay bitch, asexuals are 87%.
Shout out y'all and questioning others 107, okay?
3,698 of the answers were straight. Shout out y'all as well.
Okay, pronouns. He, him, 3,000. She, her, 996.
50, 42 of they, them, he, they, she, they, any, all, all the other.
That's fairs. See, I do see why this was getting personal.
Y'all damn near felt like you know when you're at the doctor's office and they asked you to check with your
Ethnicity is and you got to select three or other. This is how personal this is getting I'm seeing it now
Okay, we probably can't do this again next year
It feels like I am data collecting
Gender male female ratio
3492 to 1,000 I like that that's about 25% I'm fine with that. I
I like this ratio, non-binary, non-binary, I said non-binary, non-binary 102, 27 is other, that's fair. I like that.
Why is there so much men? Well, you gotta remember, especially if you start on Twitch,
Twitch is a predominantly male-dominated website. It has always been.
Anybody who says that it isn't has not existed on Twitch for longer than a year. That is just factual information.
It is especially like if you come from TikTok, it's a lot easier to bring over like the female audience from TikTok versus like
If you're existing on Twitch for as long as I've been on Twitch like I've been on fish for like five years now six years
I've grown up like gaming on Twitch and doing a bunch of stuff. The audience is I
Have always had like a higher male audience. I think it's always been like that
You know I mean and then and then next race
Caucasian
1672 a Spanish Latino
889 a Pacific Islander 450 black
901 mixed 435 and other 294, okay?
I like this. This is even this is evenly evenly. I told you guys we're like a big melting pot over here
We're like a big melting pot over here. I fuck with this
Oh my god!
Wait!
There's people watching all over the world!
That's kind of fucking crazy, no?
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
There's people in South Africa watching!
England, yes.
Oh, hold on, wait, I went, sorry.
I hit the, okay, I'm just gonna hit the next one.
There we go.
Wait, that's crazy.
No Poland?
I don't know, they might not fuck with me, low key.
That's crazy, holy shit.
Look at this.
That is so cool.
Chad, are you, okay, Americans,
shut the fuck up for a second.
Americans, shut the fuck up.
How many of you, oh my God,
Is there somebody from Iceland in here?
I just saw an Icelandic viewers.
UK Dave, are you from Iceland?
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
How many people are not from America?
Like you're watching from Australia,
you're watching from China, you're watching from Russia?
Is there anybody in here watching from Russia?
Type one if you are watching from Russia.
I'm curious.
Okay, you guys are not all from Russia like are you fucking dead ass so you mean to tell
me every single one of you are from Russia Ireland right now oh my god you're watching
from what that's so cool oh my god Russia me Moscow Africa Estonia what bro I feel
Sometimes it's crazy when I think about how many people I will watch because bro
That was something that like clicked in my head when I was in Iceland is I met some viewers that watch me that are in Iceland
And they like pulled up even like the restaurant
I was at and they were like it's so crazy that you're in Iceland because I've been watching you for forever
I watch you so much. I'm like what the fuck you guys didn't even know when we ended stream one day
There was a guy who was waiting outside the restaurant
He was like I don't want to interrupt your meal
But I wanted to take a picture because me and my discord we watch you all the time
And he was like and it's crazy because we found out you were coming to Iceland and we were like
They're not near so they went ahead to drive a few hours and he was like but I was near so I want to take a picture
I was like that's so cool
JG67 think you're the 500 bits. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I could be the only person here from Jersey
So you think you're the lone Jersey wolf that's what you're thinking
All right, next, you're the lone Jersey Wolf.
Whoa!
Oh my God, I should have just clicked the next slide.
UK is 22%, Ukraine is 0.1%, Argentina, Australia,
Belgium, and it was crazy.
This is only the people that filled out the census.
There's probably hella people from all over the place.
Oh my God.
There is someone, hi!
Hello, Russia, hello, hello.
Oh my God, I was just listening to,
there's this guy on TikTok that listened,
he does Russian rap songs,
if you know who I'm talking about.
And he comes up on my TikTok for you page all the time.
It's very cool, very cool.
It's so cool.
All right, next.
Denmark, Finland, Canada, Brazil.
Oh my God, Canada's a large percent too.
Brazil is 2.6%.
Chat, type of one if you're from Brazil.
Germany, Hungary.
India is 3.6%, oh my God.
Type of one if you're from India.
Ireland, 1.8%, Mexico, 1.2, oh my God.
Wait, I'm so honored.
Thank you, Mexico, for the support.
Oh my God, what an honor.
Netherlands, 2.6, New Zealand, 2.6, Portland.
Oh my God, Portugal, Saudi Arabia.
1.1% from Saudi?
South Africa, 2.3% Sweden, 2.6%?
Oh my God.
What state do you live in?
Majority is in Texas and LA.
Hey, I'm seeing some VA in there.
I'm seeing Florida.
Okay, I like this.
Sina Info.
Where do you watch Sina?
Twitch, YouTube, TikTok.
It's Majority Twitch.
YouTube and TikTok though have been going up in 2026.
I would say this was the biggest year, 2025 through 2026
is the biggest year for the other ones.
Kind of crazy.
Oh my God, Mika!
Mika, thank you for the big 20 gifted, holy shit.
W Mika for the 20 freaking gifted.
Oh my God, thank you so much.
W's, W's, W's.
Thank you so much for the 20 gifted from Mika.
X that thing for the sub, Mr.
Pether for the sub, Brie for the sub,
Camber for the sub, and Emma Marie,
thank you so much for the sub as well.
And JG, thank you for the 500 bits, I appreciate it.
Not New Jersey, it was a place under the UK.
Oh, so I'm a bot.
Jersey CL.
So you mean to tell me that's a place under the UK
and I thought you were talking about New Jersey?
I'm actually a bot, I'm so sorry.
Okay, where do you follow Senna?
Yep, this makes sense.
Majority on all these Instagram, Twitter, damn,
it's crazy how these numbers have gone up, isn't it?
These numbers are insane now, oh my God.
How long have you followed Santa?
Four plus years, minimal, that's 181.
Over four years, 230, and I believe that
because I see some of your names.
728 is greater than three years.
This, if you know, you know.
This is three idiots' era between these two.
My goats, still my goats to this day
will always love those guys, still my goats.
This is the Austin era, which is the biggest era,
1,068, or 688.
Then this is the more recent era as well,
which is doing stuff with Agent
and all of them in the past two years.
That's sick.
How did you find Santa?
Twitter, YouTube, Twitch, and Collabs.
Collabs.
I'm a collab demon.
But I, hey bitch, I love it, okay?
I think collabing has opened my eyes
to so many cool things in the world.
And if I could do it 10 times over, I would.
Never let anybody ever shit on you
for collabing with people because it's so cool.
NMP collab here?
Wowie, you're here for the NMP collabs?
Oh my God, those are the days.
And I know you're starving for content
from your streamer, Wowie.
I'm so sorry.
Hopefully he'll be back soon.
Favorite person for Senate to collab with.
Ray is the highest with Agent Bing II and Zoil III.
I like that.
This is a good lineup.
Ray, Agent, Zoil, Sketch, Rage, Bonnie, Emily,
Emeroo, Rosie!
Rosie got on here too.
Wait, that's high up.
Rosie's top 10.
The roomies, okay?
JTW, anyone.
Why is anyone on here at 103 votes?
And Hassan's on here at eight votes.
I don't think I've ever even solo-collabbed with Hassan.
And Sina is on here with nine votes.
So y'all love when I just collab with myself.
There's a barky one.
Okay, yep, and we'll go on to the next slide.
Look below Squeaks.
Barky, okay, that was the one.
All right, you know what, and next slide.
What kind of would you like to see?
IRL and games.
Ladies and gentlemen, I told you guys
more than anything this year.
Mr. Jorrick, thank you so much for the prime, I appreciate it.
This year, we have a good blend of the two.
I think it's gonna be a good one to the two.
We have IRL and we have games.
We will have both.
I'm gonna make an effort to try to balance more
because I think the last time I was gone so much.
And like,
it's like if I'm wrong and if y'all feel the same way,
there's a level of like
nostalgia with this room.
Like this room is like, it's such a good room.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, I don't know.
I feel good to do that.
Why is only fans on here with 19 votes?
Why is Stop Being Single underneath it with 17 votes?
Okay.
Favorite content creator besides Sina?
Agent, Extra, Emily Valkyrie, stable and all the other,
wait, this is an honor,
cause these guys are the greats by the way.
Wait, there are other people second is Burt Peanut.
Oh, that's a cool lineup.
I don't know why.
That's a cool lineup.
I fuck with that.
Wait, eating was near the top?
Okay, that's 63 votes, go fuck yourself.
Stream info.
How long have you been subbed?
Less than four years, less than three years,
less than six months, never been subbed is blue.
Okay, that means 2,148 of y'all
might need to whip out of Twitch Prime right now.
Guys, anyone?
LaMau?
I'm just kidding.
All right.
What tier sub tier non-sub
2476 gifted subs 653
Prime subs 536 and regular 7-8 that this is good numbers. I like this. I like this yo
Profit, thank you so much for the tier one. I appreciate it. Thank you. Go vote 40 for the prime as well
I appreciate it so much. Thank you
Wait, let me look at how close Emily is. Oh my god. I don't want to keep her waiting
Okay, okay, I'm good. I'm good. I have 10 minutes. What kind of chatter offline chatter
active chatter occasional chatter offline chatter makes the sense for being the smallest
it makes the most active chatters fairs occasional yo Glenn thank you for the 25 gifted I appreciate
it so much thank you for the 25 that is so nice thank you thank you thank you
what the fuck w25 in the chat oh my god here I move this w25 in the chat holy
shit thank you thank you Glenn for the 25 right next how often do you watch
twitch yo and Trot also with a 10 thank you so much w and Trot with the 10
freaking gifted I appreciate that so much thank you thank you thank you for
the 10 that is very kind and thank you again Glenn for the 25th gift that I
appreciate that so much thank you how often do you watch twitch a few times
for a year a few times per month a few times per week or every day I say every
day mine is mine is in the blue I'm every day
Antron with another, brother, another 10 gifted?
Oh my God.
Antron, thank you for another 10.
What the fuck?
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What the fuck?
Thank you so much.
Holy shit, W, please, W, W, W's.
Please, please, please.
Holy shit.
And thank you again for the 25 earlier
and Antron with the 20.
That's so nice.
Okay, okay, how often do you watch SIDA?
This makes sense.
A majority is few times a week.
I'm liking the 1,162, chat.
I always say stream is like a full time job, meaning you have to be here at all times and
type of one or else you will be in trouble.
Can I get any any agreeers in the chat?
And if you think shit's sweet out here, think again, okay, you, you, I'm talking to you.
You. You have to be here every time. It is what it is. So yeah, don't don't look around and say me. It's you.
How do you find out Senate is live? Twitch live, Noni. That makes sense.
Twitch sidebar. That checks out. Home page, Instagram. I feel like I never post on the other ones. Ever.
Already in Chattarino or Discord? Yeah, I like it never. I don't even use Discord ever.
Connor is tired. Thank you for the 5 gift that I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for the 5. I like never use Discord.
Likely days to watch stream.
Primarily Saturday. Okay, that's good. I like that.
That's good. I'm good with this. This is a good even number during the week.
Ideal stream start time 3 p.m. That's about my peak two to three. These are the peaks. I agree
This is like the best time that's fairs
Emote info
Majority use no third-party extension. Oh my god, you guys need to get 7 TV
So you can see all the fun emotes
That's crazy
I guess if you're a type one of your mobile watcher
Third oh third-party apps none frosty. Oh my god majority is none. Yo
Lou with the
100
Gifted and hey, it's mazy with the one gifted something to so much and Connor's tired with the five Lou with the
100 gifted. Oh my god
Oh my god, can I get some Ws for Lou with the 100 gifted subs?
Thank you so fucking much.
Holy shit.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
That's fucking crazy.
Thank you so much with the 100 gifted.
What the fuck?
W. Liu in the chat.
W. Liu, thank you so much.
Holy shit, thank you.
Fave static emotes, Sina, 8-head.
Really, least fave static emotes,
and the majority is Sina clown.
It's not even a good emote either, it's a terrible emote.
Favorite animated emote.
Cine forehead dance. That is not even an emote.
Cine forehead dance isn't even an emote. What the fuck is this?
Least favorite animated emote. Cine-ing.
terrible you know random info which is scarier skeletons or zombies holy fuck
you guys are so brain rot oh wait no you're right zombies are scarier thank
you if you're a 748 if you're one of this number you're a brain dead
troglodyte with no life there's no way you think skeletons are scarier than
zombies and I'll die on this hill I'll ask Emily this favorite cat in the house
Mooshie, ah yeah, Mooshie trumps, he does, he trumps all, he triumphs. Which one are
you? Neither a WL chatter and a Pogger chatter. Oh my god, I have a majority WL?
And they were calling me a Pogger.
Sorry, a Pogger.
Which do you prefer?
Sincell, Sinus, Sinus, or Sinna?
Okay, we're skipping this slide.
Question mark, six or seven?
V card! Okay, fluffy. We cannot ask people if they have their fucking V card. What is
this question? What kind of sentence is this? And you know damn well, you know damn well
2,350 of you are lying. Keep it a stack.
Fave Rosie Emote. A good boy riding his camel. Okay. And good boy. Wait, Emily's here. Hold on.
Let me go open the door for Miss Emily. And then we will go.
Oh my god, no, no, no, we haven't talked about the fucking committee.
It was so bad.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Okay, wait, hold on.
We move this here.
You can have this chair.
Hello, Emily.
Oh my god.
Hello, Emily!
Oh, my God!
Wait, let me make sure my noise gate is off.
Emily?
No!
It's been so long!
I know!
Did you know our last one-on-one stream like this was in 2023?
No, it wasn't.
It was in Hawaii.
Okay, well, they didn't count that.
The chat didn't count that.
Wait, it was in 2023?
Yes.
It was just me and you at the old house.
Wait, we should watch the VOD, it's pretty funny.
Wait, can we watch it?
Can we watch it through this?
It's been that long?
Yes, it's been three years almost.
But yeah, I was saying that we hang out during streams
and stuff anyway, so it doesn't feel like that.
There's no longer what it is, I see you all the time.
And then also, how does it feel if I'm traveling,
you're not traveling, or whatever.
So it's always like we're just going back and forth.
That's crazy.
Exactly.
That's three years?
Yes.
OK, this is your census.
No, no, no, go ahead.
I'm almost done with this.
But they're going through the, it's just random info
that they do.
So they are rating what they like,
so they like just chatting.
Okay.
Good, good.
That's good.
You are a good answer.
Wait, do you want me to open your chat?
Oh, well, that would be great.
Yes, I will do that.
Give me two seconds.
Too many colors.
Give me two seconds.
Oh, you're so smart.
Extra.
Oh, okay, okay.
She typed.
Don't call me a genius.
Don't call me a genius, but I can't type, wait, wait.
Okay, cause I'm actually a bot.
I'll move mine here and then I'll put yours there.
Oh, thank you.
So I'll move mine here, move this here, move this over.
Oh, wait, move, move this, move, wait, wait, what?
No, no, I got it, I just got to get the right pixel.
There we go, and then I move this here,
and then I move this here, and then I move this here,
and then I, oh my God, I'm going to-
Beautiful, now I can't-
This is what I went to college for.
This is literally what I went to college for.
Wait, oh, so now also we have an email called simile.
Will you do yes, can can we edit this? Oh wait, they literally just joined it
Simile yeah, he just he didn't do it. So we pulled it wait. What is it?
Yeah, for some reason it doesn't show I think it might be an unop like a like a hidden 17. No
Somebody link it to me. I want to see
Emily
Please I want to see it so bad
What is in it work eat enable unlisted emotes within the chat and I think oh
Okay, okay, wait. Let me do this now. Let me do now. Hold on on the genius
She is very smart very very beautiful as well
Bam okay, and then oh there it is. Oh
Wait, what is it?
Oh my god.
Can we talk about your addiction to me kissing you when you're drunk?
Oh, but it's not.
Just when I'm drunk.
Oh my god.
I think somebody said we should kiss now.
Oh my god.
I mean, I'm not gonna be a pose.
It's not.
It's just the worst thing in the world, Galveston.
Dude, you don't know what it's about.
What?
Do you remember what happened in Galveston?
What happened?
Do you remember what happened in the pool?
You can say it.
I don't remember.
We're in Galveston.
What happened?
We're in Galveston.
What happened?
I don't remember we're we're in Galveston. It's like it's like our whole friend group and Emily
We're all like getting drunk and hanging out. I was like, I'll see you
Is this like the twisted tea story?
The what's like the the the drinking story?
I don't remember. Hey, go ahead. No, you literally go you you and I were drunk and you were like sin up
I really want to kiss somebody
And he said, and you go, why'd you be down to kiss me?
And I said, what?
She goes, yeah, like I really want to kiss someone.
Can I give you a kiss?
And I was like, oh, of course, like that's no problem.
So then he kissed in the pool.
Oh, how romantic.
So that's a great sport.
No, but you were, it wasn't, OK, to clarify,
it wasn't like I'm some freaky like, oh, I'm made out with
you.
It's just a little kiss.
Yeah, it was like, she was like, I just want to give you
a kiss.
I was like, can I give you a kiss?
And I was like, sure, it's not a problem.
Sure, you were gay when you dream.
I am not.
You're gay.
I just like sharing the love, but yeah.
You're a little gay.
I was like, you know, it's so great being with friends
and then just showing it.
I can't lie, I've kissed my friends before I'm drunk,
so I cannot judge.
I've done it because it's so, and also girls,
they're so sweet.
Yes, exactly.
When you're drunk and you're like,
oh, just let me give you a little kiss.
Yeah, just a little peck.
Yeah, like nothing crazy, just a little kiss.
Be honest, have you ever made out with a girl drunk?
I've never made out.
It's only been peck, like, whoop.
That's fair.
Yeah.
I don't think I'd be too scared to make out.
Really?
You, that's not true.
I don't think I could.
You think you'd be too scared to make out with a girl?
Yeah.
Cause like, I feel like, oh my God, like, what if I was just like-
You haven't gotten drunk and begged to kiss me
like maybe seven different times,
I've known you. There's no way you're too scared to make out with a girl. What?
No, but that's just like a kiss. Like a muah.
With cutie, it was all like a muah.
That's fair. But like a this? Like oh my. Yeah, I don't think I would get too nervous.
Okay, mine is my, when I kissed cutie too, it was like on the lips.
But she's a good kisser. She had like a little muah, you know? You too.
When did you kiss her? At the streamer games. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, and the worst part was is she told me to and then everybody goes see that is a homewrecker
Oh my god, could you I said I'm not wrecking their home. They knew about it. At
Thanksgiving last year I was sitting with my family friends one of my family
friends goes Emily did you tell people that you're a homewrecker and I'm like
what like she's he says I've heard of everyone and then he's like yeah when
a new kiss cutie.
And I was like.
Wait, do your parents know that you kissed a girl too?
Oh, my parents weren't there,
but it's just like a bunch of like family,
like they don't know that they,
they probably be like, okay.
But in front of like-
Oh my God.
All my family, friends are like normal,
like they like work and finance and shit.
This guy's just like, he wants to switch and he's like,
did you told him you're a home wrecker?
I'm like, what the fuck?
That's fucking crazy.
They're intense giving dinner.
And what did you say?
And I was like, ha ha ha.
And I was like, wait, what?
And then he's like, yeah, cutie.
And I'm like, ha ha, that's blood.
He's like, there's blood.
Yeah, but also, it's like, how the fuck, first of all,
why are you spreading that information?
How the fuck do you know that?
I know, yeah.
But he watches Twitch.
Oh, so you don't want to talk to him,
because he might be seeing it.
Hi, Chris.
This is Chris.
Hello, Chris.
How do you do?
Dude, have you gotten better?
I've learned to not tell stories.
Yeah.
For certain things.
Yeah.
I've realized that people from home watch them.
Oh my God.
Yeah, yeah.
It's gotten me into some interesting conversations.
So I've learned I have to be a good noodle and not like,
I can't say everything.
I can't be saying shit.
You remember my first time story where I said that I
thought I was gay afterwards?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, and then they saw it?
No, they didn't say it to be fair.
But I realized that there is a very high chance
that they haven't seen it.
Oh, really?
Yes, and I felt really bad.
Oh, it's okay.
I felt bad, but I just want to tell the story, you know?
Yeah, it's like, I feel like if you don't say who it is,
I feel like it's fine to share stories,
because they don't really know who's on the other side of it.
No, Emily, it's until you get the text of doom
that you're like, oh, okay, let's share the story.
And then you get the text of doom and you go, oh my God.
Sorry, you saw that.
Yeah.
It's kind of crazy.
It is kind of crazy.
Yeah, and you don't think about like how far,
because if you do something on TikTok,
like think about how far your clips go.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It can really spread.
Yes, and can you imagine like,
let's say you have an ex and your ex got famous,
and then they were talking about you,
and they go, oh my God, my first girlfriend,
her pussy was ass.
And like imagine, imagine you go on TikTok,
and you go, damn, like shot from left field.
You'd be so mad.
Yes, you'd be so mad.
So I was like, okay, I have to,
I have to not tell these stories.
Yeah, but yeah, I think with time, yeah, I think we know now, which one's to not say,
but I also got caught by an ex.
Well, you did?
Yes.
I was like shit talking the fuck out of him, I was like, he fucking sucks, and then he
sent me a Google Doc with an apology, and then he's like, I saw this clip of you, and
he's like, I'm sorry for what happened, I go to therapy now, and I'm like, that's good,
Now it's fine, now we're like on good terms.
Okay, well that's good you guys are good terms.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I got caught.
I mean at least he said you had an apology
and you didn't like, can I admit something too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God.
Okay, so you know the stories
like my ex-id for like five years or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, back when we had first broken up,
this was years ago, like four years ago.
Uh-huh.
Oh no, sorry, yeah, like three years ago.
I, we know it was really hurt.
And so I would make jokes and I'd be live
You know, we'd be playing a game and somebody would be like, oh my god, the snacks was ass or whatever
Oh my god!
And like, I would say something and be like, oh my god, I like, that looks better than whatever I would get
Oh my god!
I would make jokes like that
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm like, um, I'm like, and like, a year later, I have not spoken to him, he reaches out right when we first moved to Austin
No way
And, and he like, wanted to get on a call to apologize to me about like, all the stuff he did to me
Okay
And he goes, yeah, you know, like sometimes I feel really bad because I watch your streams
and I go, oh, like you watch my streams and it was, yeah, like I watch them pretty often
and I feel pretty guilty about like, you know, how I handled the breakup because I really
hurt you.
And I said, oh, I said, well, I said, like, you know, I'm nervous.
I go, well, how often are you watching?
I go, ooh, I'm watching a lot.
Yeah.
I'm watching you right now.
Right.
And then he goes, oh, I mean, often enough, like, you know, I hear some stuff.
And then I go, ooh.
I said I should let you know I'm really sorry like I just make jokes cuz I'm hurt
And then he goes no, it's fine. I get it and like it would quite the call got really quiet
I was like and I knew that that week I had made that joke like I know that week
I had made a joke similar like saying something like yeah. Oh my god. I never got good sex anyway, so like
To me yeah, yeah
I still felt bad. Yeah, of course. But then you're like, wow, you see that. Yeah, like I don't want to uh,
I don't know. I don't want to like put him on blast and then be like, ooh. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Like here's this, so I didn't want to do that. Yeah, but it's fine. It's okay. I feel like chat enjoys the stories, but then we forget that. Yeah, there's someone else.
I mean, they love the stories because it's a drama. I don't know. They like the tea. They love the tea, but then the tea comes back to haunt me and I go,
The haunting tea.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
That's like, for example, no, I'm getting a tea.
Oh!
That's like, you know when you think you're talking tea
and it's innocent?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Remember when that whole thing in Hawaii happened
and Rae just told me that story about why he didn't like me?
That's like me, innocently retelling like,
oh, it's gonna be no big deal.
And that shit was, I threw a baseball in the sky
and it came down as a fucking nuke, apparently.
Oh my god, I remember that.
And I was like I'm so sorry. Oh, yeah, that was very insistent. Oh
Yeah, but I thought it was like an instant story because we already talked about it
And why you remember so like wasn't a big deal up
Yeah, that's okay. I think you didn't know it's gonna it was gonna blow up like that like like you saw like the clips go crazy
Yeah, so it's kind of like how would you know? You know what I mean? Like how would you know?
It's just it is what it is
It is, what it is.
But it's fine.
Listen, we don't need to get into,
you know what's crazy, the last time we also did something
with Hawaii?
What?
What do we do?
We sat down at the table in the Thai place
and we talked about our exes.
Oh yeah, that was great!
That was so fun.
That was like one of my highlights of the trip.
It was more like the goon cave?
Yes, the goon cave day and then we got food together
and it was so, it was so fun.
Emily, I-
And I loved your stories.
Okay, listen, I know, I loved yours too.
And that's why I say, I know, okay,
I know it's like not the most insane stream idea,
but me as well and Rosie have literally been,
I told you, we've been going on these walks,
and they're so fun.
And we find like random trails in Austin,
and we've just been hiking them on stream.
And like we found one, you would love it.
And it reminded me of Hawaii,
because we went and did some shit.
Yeah, and it was so cool.
Wait, like there actually hikes around here,
like in this area?
Really?
Do you want to go to the one we had to go back to
because we didn't get to finish it?
Okay.
the tunnel under the bridge.
Oh, that sounds fun.
I don't have to go with you guys.
It's so dumb.
We just went to a farmer's market earlier in the day,
and we went and did that.
That's so cute.
And the farmer's market's sick because you get good food.
Yes, it's like organic food.
Have you been to the one?
No, no, no, it's not.
They have good different food, too.
It's like absolute food?
Yeah.
Oh, that sounds really good.
Have you been to one here?
I thought they were stalls where you buy food, no?
You buy food?
Yeah, but they have chat.
It's the like, um, the, it's the, um, the farmer's market, the boots, the boots.
Okay.
But they can be like actual food that you can eat.
Yeah.
Or you can buy like vegetables and stuff like that and everything, but it's good.
And they sometimes have food trucks that go out there too.
Yeah.
Uh, and they're really, really good.
Yeah.
We should do, uh, iron up farmer's market and hide.
I think it'll be at Sparta.
Thank you for the 10.
Thank you.
Um,
You would like it and I would love that lost in the woods last time soil went climbing through some leaves and couldn't
Couldn't we couldn't find him. It was really fun and it's exercise. Yeah, so then we can move our body
Yeah, that's we've been doing it with soil because he really wants to lose weight so then he gets a sepsin
Okay, perfect. So it's been super nice. You want to go to the gym, too, right? Yes. I want to start working now
Start that's why today's really good because I'm gonna start cooking cleaning exercising eating good
Good.
Bitch, be for real for a second.
I'm getting my shit.
So you're cooking and cleaning.
Let's start with the two.
Well, two now.
So you're cooking and you're cleaning.
Well, I'm not cleaning right now.
But I am cooking.
OK.
I made pasta yesterday.
Well, you did?
With the ground beef.
Can I see it?
How about?
You know, Marsha, I want to thank you for the gifted sobs.
Let me see.
Wait, that actually looks, ow, it looks good.
Wait, would you make that for me?
Of course I would make it for you.
Would you make it for me today?
I don't think you would like it.
It's kind of boring.
I just want to know what you like cook.
Oh, really?
I want to know what you cook like that.
Wait, I get doubt.
It's literally just.
You've never cooked for me.
Oh my god.
One time when you made that fuck-ass quesadilla
and you dropped it in the sink.
Thank you for the reminder.
Yes, with the dirty sink water.
I dropped the quesadilla in the sink,
and then I spilled that.
The sink that had dishes in it and dirty water is awesome.
And I didn't know until I ate it.
It was so great.
But it tastes good, right?
No, it didn't.
Oh, it didn't taste good.
No.
Oh, no.
No.
Oh, it's horrible.
It wasn't horrible.
It just.
Well, I made the quesadilla.
Yeah, you made it.
OK.
I thought it was fine.
And OK, I can make it.
I really make this every day.
I made this for the past three days.
It's my spaghetti and marinara.
It's good.
And then I have to add some sauce.
And you like less sauce with your noodles than more?
Yeah, I do like half.
OK.
I like half.
So it's not as much sauce and all that?
I can cook that for you today.
I'm gonna be, okay, if you cook for me, I'll cook for you.
And I'll teach you how to cook mine
and you can teach me how to cook yours.
Oh, I like it!
You wanna do that?
Wait, Emily, do you have deer?
I, I, uh, what's it called, the nears?
No, no, no, no, no, what's a deer called?
No bitch, deer, deer.
But there's like a name for the meat.
Venison.
Venison, venison.
You wanna eat the venison?
Yes, I'd be try, I would be down to try venison.
But it wasn't veal.
No, veers like the baby lambs that they kill.
Veal?
You're eating so you want to eat veal and venison.
Oh my, we should go on a date.
That's what we should do.
I mean, that's fine with me.
That's baby deer.
You cook venison?
No.
No, there's an area near here that had a lot of deer in it.
And they were cool to watch.
I wasn't going to kill the deer.
I just wanted you to see them because they were really pretty.
Of course, I would love to see some deer.
I didn't know if you liked deer.
Yes, yes, I do. I think they look really cute.
Bitch.
And I think they, yeah, yeah, I would love to, like,
look at yours from afar.
How hungry are you?
I'm pretty hungry. I can eat a lot.
Do you want a protein thing before we go?
No, it's okay.
Because we're gonna go to the store.
Yeah, we're gonna go shopping
and figure out what we're cooking today.
Wait, Kisa, what would you teach me, Sina?
Okay, so you want to learn guac, right?
Yes!
I'll show you my guac.
Oh my God!
It's so easy, it's not even special.
Wait, wait, Sina, is this the first time
you're showing Chat Your Glock recipe?
No, they've seen it a lot.
You've seen it twice, you know that, right?
Oh yeah, usually I might do something else
while you're cooking.
No, not only do you do, one time you said
you were gonna watch, you were sitting on a counter,
and you go sit down, I'm gonna be honest,
I'm just waiting for it to be done, so I'm gonna eat it.
Is that okay?
Yeah, I don't learn, I just wait patiently.
I'm like the best cook.
I will teach you, because it's not hard.
Okay.
And you can actually make it yourself
and eat it all the time, and it's really fun.
Wow, that would be amazing.
I love your guac.
It's so healthy.
Oh my God.
And you can also, what's your other thing?
Do you want to know how to make like a,
oh, I just sit up too quick.
I was thinking salmon.
Do you know how to make salmon?
I love to make salmon.
Really?
Cause I want to do something that I can do at home.
So then.
Yeah, like consistently.
Yeah.
I can show you salmon.
I can show you really easy salmon, like air fryer salmon.
I don't have an air fryer, should I get one?
Okay, I can show you oven salmon.
Oven salmon?
You can do the oven.
You can do a pan, air fryer will make cooking a lot easier for you.
Okay.
Because you don't really cook that much.
Yeah.
So like if you want to get into the process, air fryer is kind of their OP.
They are.
Should I buy an air fryer?
Yes.
Can you make rice in an air fryer?
No.
What?
But you...
I...
What else do you put in the air fryer?
Oh, I guess you can.
I...
No.
Okay, no you can't.
that yeah I haven't used it yet since my I was gonna say I'm 25% Japanese and I
have a rice cooker you you are voracious you should have a rice cooker there's no
way yeah I got rice I got rice I'm 25% Japanese and in this house we don't go a
single day without having a rice cooker or any type of rice in the house or
noodle yeah yeah yeah the noodle wait wait how often do you cook enough oh I
meal prep. Oh wow. So like I try to meal prep now like once every week or two weeks
depending on what I make. I made protein burritos. What the heck? I don't even know what that is.
Okay a protein burrito? You would have looked. Protein powder in it? No. Oh okay. No. You can
actually make like a steak or salmon. Yeah. Wrap it up in a tortilla and freeze it. And every day
I can go downstairs in that freezer right now. I can pull a burrito out, put it in the microwave
and heat it up and add like tomatoes and stuff on it.
And it's perfect every time.
You're so cool, Sina.
This is so cool, like how good she is at like,
like prepping her meals and keeping her fed and cooking.
And like, it's so cool.
Stop Emily, like it's just so sweet.
Like I'm like amazed.
It's so sweet.
It's so nice to hang out with you
because every time it's just like it just feels so good.
I don't know why, like it makes me feel really good
about myself.
I feel like I'm really, why are they sucking dick in the chat?
Oh, oh, oh, so whenever you're glazing a little bit, it's the rosy, yeah, it's a rosy sucking dick emote.
I don't know why he did this, but yeah, if you start glazing too much, it's called D1.
So you're being a D1.
Okay, Bob, can we add that?
Wait, is Rosie here? Rosie!
Emma's adding D1!
Wow, it's a really good he's probably in a bad mood because he just woke up
like sorry an hour ago and he said an alarm and it failed so I called him and
it was all to go in there and wake him up from really he's like grumpy pan yeah I
think he's probably chugging like a oh hey buddy good morning
It's 4pm.
4pm morning.
4pm bright and early.
Not early.
Why don't you go to bed?
I have my sticks.
Awesome.
Okay.
That is awesome.
I had that alarm set for you today.
Look at that.
Look at that in chat.
Rosie, look.
Don't you like?
They added your emotes.
Why did you add that?
Well, just because we want to spread the D1 love.
Exactly, exactly.
Rosie, look.
I like the D1 love.
That's just what it is.
Yeah, it's really pretty good.
No, I don't really like that one.
Well, Rosie, we like it.
Yes, so.
Two versus one.
I'm D1 for that emote, to be honest with you.
Mm-hmm, you are.
You are.
It's very nice.
Well, Rosie, that's all I want to call you for.
I'm going to watch the vlog really fast.
Yeah.
I'll be like...
Oh, I also want to, like, yap to you for, like, 20 more minutes.
Wait, me?
Yes!
Oh!
I was hoping somebody would think it's a yap about.
You don't think they'd ask me or is it key?
Or the key no, it's nothing crazy, but your nails your nails. Oh my god. I told chat look to tell chat
Do you like that? Yeah, really cute. Yes. She did them so good. She did them really good. Yes
I went I went to Emily's Emily's nail tech. Yes, I'm sorry. My hands are so sweaty. Did you feel it?
They were really wet. They're really wet. I felt a bit. Okay. Um, I would at least nail tech. Oh, you did feel it
I'm so sorry. Do you want to wipe them on this?
Okay, there you go. Um, I found out also were really the same
because I like nude pinks.
And she did one and I was obsessing over the pink.
I go, it reminds me of when you look up Korean nail and stuff.
Yes, yes, she goes, that's always what I look up.
Oh wow.
And then she showed me the nail thing that she used
and I was like, oh my god.
I'm gonna go back to her.
Okay, good.
Yeah, so Sienna asked for where I go for my nails.
And then I was kind of nervous
and I was like, I wanna make sure that she likes it.
And then Sienna likes it
because I've been going to the nail tech
for like two years now and I've gone back a lot.
And I'm glad you like it.
You know what's funny? She was talking to me about stories and I was asking her about her travels or whatever.
And as I'm talking to her, I said, yeah, she goes like, yeah, I really want to go back to Hawaii.
And I said, oh yeah. And I said, I went to Hawaii. She goes, Emily went to Hawaii recently.
And I said, funny enough, I was the one who was with Emily in Hawaii.
So we're telling these stories and all these stories that you have told, I'm like, oh yeah, I was actually there for them.
It was kind of funny. It was cool. It was really cool.
I know, that's so cute.
And she goes by the end of it was actually really nice. She was I see why you and Emily your friends you guys are both so sweet
Oh, I love her. So I I tip for a lot. Yeah, I just a lot every time
Yeah, she was really really nice and they came up to her. I never even get this either like I hate it
Do you say Bo I think you know what my pink one? No, no, uh wait yours is pink mine is um
I got my nails
I think I got the clear one over top of the thing.
Oh, okay, okay.
Cute!
Wait, wait!
That's so cute!
Is it on the same finger or yours is middle finger?
Yeah, I do middle finger.
Oh, mine is the fake middle finger.
It's this one.
Now we're hard to look at.
Wait, that's cute!
I like that.
That is so cute.
I'm so glad.
Oh, middle finger.
Mine is the fake middle finger.
Mine's the fake one.
Oh, I'm so glad.
I really like the place.
Okay.
I thought it was super good.
Wait, Emily, if I go to your apartment right now, is it dirty?
Yes.
Emily why don't remember no Emily okay hear me out yes
Please do you remember when me and watch put on hazmat suits in between your room?
Can we please do that again?
Don't worry. It's gonna be clean soon. So I know we don't have every every I get it
You probably have another monster under the bed that you want to hide, but I have a girly pop
I understand
Is there still hair in your shower?
Only two clumps from my last two showers. There used to be ten clumps down to two clumps. Can I be honest? Yeah
The other day I picked hair out of the drain. Yes, it it comes out of my head
Yes, and I put it on this on the little side
Yeah, and then I looked at it and I thought of you and I was like damn I could keep these here
I should I was gonna send you a photo actually, but it felt gross
That's romantic! Don't send them to me, Senna!
It felt gross to like what if I send you a photo of the clumps in my shower?
I would love that sometimes I shape into a heart the hair follicles like I do the hair strands and I shape into
And then and then I'm like here you go. I said, I think I did on stream once is like
Into a heart. Yeah, wasn't it rage that went into your bathroom and he saw it
What the fuck, yeah.
It's just like, what the hell are we doing?
Holy shit.
Yeah, send me those.
But I feel bad.
You could finish your censuses.
I'll finish it when I get back.
OK, that was good.
Is my chat, are you fine with that?
If we finish the census when we get back?
I think we have not that much left, right?
The census.
Amazing.
Is that OK?
Yes.
Oh, thank you, chat.
Thank you.
OK.
The 2023 VOD.
Oh, wait, where is it?
Is it this?
Yeah.
Oh gosh, look at your intro screen.
Oh my god.
Cute.
My old intro screen.
Oh.
Ew.
Ew, I look like a lord.
I look like an ugly, ugly chud.
You look so cute.
Oh my god, I look like a chud.
Emily, Emily, do you know, by the way, in this rod here,
I was 20 pounds heavier than I am today.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I was my heaviest in this mod, yes.
20.3?
In 20.3.
I was 20 pounds heavier.
Oh, wow.
Look at my little baby.
Yeah, we're not a vet.
Oh, man.
OK, let's talk about this line up of stringers.
I know.
Wait a minute.
Let's talk about this line up of stringers.
Oh, my god.
Wait, wait.
Yeah, it's crazy.
We have Milena.
Oh, can you put it here, sorry.
Tectone, oh, in the middle, yeah, yeah.
So I have Milena, Tectone, Simply, Seer, E-Rob, Emmy,
me, Russell, Asmin, Nostlava, Sunny, and NRP.
Oh my God.
Wait, but what's going on with Sunny, look up.
What's going on there?
Sunny.
That's crazy.
Now, do you know what's really funny?
What?
Do you remember what this segment was?
Yes, yes.
I kind of want to see.
Because Chad, if you don't know what this segment was,
the segment was called Bad Streamers.
And I basically would pick a bunch of crazy things,
like who is most likely to go to jail?
Oh, my God.
Who is most likely to get canceled?
And we would assign it to certain streamers.
The very streamers.
Oh, God.
But yeah, we have to read through all of them at the end.
Yeah, wait.
Wait, look at this. Oh my, look at your makeup.
You know, I look so different.
Dude, you look so different.
I had blue contacts on all the time.
Most likely, what does that say?
Has done...
Wait, most likely to say I'm not racist, but...
...Brazins.
This is three years ago, by the way.
Kat, 2020, 2020.
This is April 2023.
It's done.
Oh my God.
Oh.
What is it?
Oh!
Who who likely has gone the longest without showering that has to be as that's fairs or it was you
Yeah, I think I'm not on the board. Yeah, you got saved by not being on the board
Oh, I think this was my you know, it's crazy
This was my first dream that I ever asked you to do with me. Uh-huh. Can I be honest? What I was really scared to ask you
Wait, what?
Really?
Is it not?
Yeah, because if you remember, we just moved in three months
before this, and you signed with OTK,
and I was a way smaller streamer.
And I thought, oh, Emily does not want to do this.
I was like, this is not fun for her.
No, it was fun.
I was like, oh, she's doing it because I'm
her friend and her roommate.
I felt so bad.
OTK.
No, it was so fun.
Who's the cringiest?
Is that what that says?
Yes, but I don't know why I picked you.
Oh, I thought that said strongest or hottest or,
I think that's maybe what it says behind the head,
like strongest or hottest or.
I remember twice what they got.
I think it's not like cringiest.
It's gotta be cringiest.
All right, wait.
Oh, wait, you actually put a shower one on yourself.
Oh, I did?
Yeah, you did.
Oh, okay.
To be honest, the, oh, sorry.
Okay, that's good.
Okay, wait, let's see the next one.
Well, let me skip like here.
Wait, let's hear our voices.
You mean like trash?
Oh, you said, okay, that's true.
Yeah, we sound the same. Yeah. I think that's fair. Yeah.
We need a shower thought. Would you be down to smell us for that?
Oh my god, we're so little more raspy. Ooh, raspy.
Um, why? Well, those are our mics and stuff.
I guess the next question is for you.
Probably you for your no shower thought.
Also, should I give you the choice?
No. Oh my god, the production value isn't seen.
The production value. My mattress is still on the floor.
Oh my god! I forgot about that!
Wait, do you have a bed frame now?
Yes.
Okay, great.
But it's one that's on the floor.
Okay, but there's a frame, at least.
Yes, but it's like, you know like the Japanese ones
where they're on the floor?
Yeah.
It's like that.
Okay.
But there is something underneath the mattress.
Barely.
Okay, great.
Great.
Okay.
Put it in there.
Okay, wait.
It might be on average for firing you for a GK.
Firing you from, and you've been in there for three years.
Oh my god, I know, god!
Are you free yet?
I think so.
I'm pretty sure.
I was saying like.
Are you free?
You're actually?
Or no?
Well.
Oh, they said you are.
Yeah, I mean, the three years are up.
But like, OK, the thing is, like,
OTK is so dead that, like, no one even told me that I was free.
But based on the timing, yeah.
Did you get, like, the closing?
Like, did they formally reach out to say your contract had ended or like there's no one in the office?
I don't think there's anyone there to tell me.
No.
But, uh, yeah, I was like, I think we saw the timing, so that's cool.
I would, I remember when you, do you remember when you signed, when your first dream was?
No.
But besides the karaoke?
It was the sushi one at our house.
Oh, with Emmy, yeah.
And this kid.
Yeah, I remember, yep.
And then did you try the sushi?
Yeah, it was, you guys were trying it.
There was chicken gizzards in it, remember?
That was the day that I stepped on your PC case.
Oh my god, did you crush your foot?
No, remember I sliced it open and you could see the fat inside my foot
because it was a piece.
I remember that.
That was the day.
Yeah, when there was blood all in the house.
Yes, I remember.
Good times.
Those are good times.
Yes, it's crazy.
OK, wait, I want to skip to see, like, let's put open.
Okay, hold on, hold on, wait.
Who was most likely to be on the top of LSF next?
Oh yes, let's see.
If a private, oh, Gigi, uh-oh, uh-oh, wait.
What does it say?
If a private investigator was doing a background check,
who would likely be the weirdest?
The Glock is gonna be so young.
Oh my God, I'm so excited for this Glock.
I love Glock.
I love this glove.
I've dreamed of making this glove.
This cooking segment is going to be really good today.
It's going to be a good cooking segment.
Who is the most Pogo?
OK, that's good answer.
Simply.
I'm surprised you didn't put Nick.
Oh, it just says no.
No, you can't speak.
OK, there you go.
Who is most likely to believe in global warming?
Doesn't everybody believe in global warming?
Least likely, less likely.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, that's here.
Who do you think gets away with the most TOS violations?
You said Iran?
Iran for being ugly?
Okay.
What'd I say that?
I don't even know why I put it in.
You said who would be the last person you want to be trapped?
Where does it say?
Who would be the last person you want to be trapped with
for 24 hours?
Why'd I put you?
Wait, we have to go back to what I put back.
You?
Wait, hold on.
I'm waiting for you for that.
Okay.
I don't even know.
Is there drama?
Oh wait, that's TOS violations hold.
I'm finding it.
I don't believe in that.
What the heck?
I talked this day.
Yeah, I'm with the rhyme on the board.
I did it to regular.
Freaky shit, okay?
That includes internet.
Oh wait, this is... okay, that's Poggo.
Okay, okay, what? Hold on, hold on, what was I talking about?
No way.
Oh my god.
Okay, first of all, I think I wouldn't say that now, right?
But you don't have to do that.
Okay, wait.
No, no, no, we're talking about kong stars.
Yeah, but why though?
I don't know. I think Tectone inspired us or something.
Don't say that! Don't say that!
Alright, oh my god! It's your screen, ladies and gentlemen!
I'm so excited!
It's like, it's like anime! It's like anime!
It's coming back! It's coming back!
It's anime! It's coming back!
I feel like that's big in anime community.
It's the come-dars.
Right? Right?
Okay, the block is gonna be yummy!
Man this squawk is about to hit later. Oh, I was walking about a hit. Okay
All right
Is this been okay
Okay, this a cancel streamer to your later. No, it wasn't okay. You know, it's crazy at the time
All these streamers were pretty popular and relevant. They weren't canceled. So this is this is age like a male
Actually, no, it's A's like wine. I'm not gonna lie
Wait, oh here it is
It's so low
I'm definitely regular I think I wasn't close enough to Russell at this point
Wait, why do I get to do
I'm like, no.
Thank you.
For the experience.
Get off me.
Don't fucking touch me.
Oh my god.
What?
Oh, for ethical misconduct.
Hold on.
Your face.
Over ethical misconduct and rustle.
You put me.
You are done.
Oh my god.
You're done.
What?
Do you want to backtrack?
No.
You're done.
Do you want a backtrack again?
No, that's my answer.
So, excuse me, why I picked it up.
Go ahead.
It's because she would not let me kill her content.
I need to kill her for content.
Wait, what? I'm sorry?
What?
I wouldn't kill you for content?
I'll let you kill me for content
Yeah, I think you would
Would you let me kill you? Of course?
Of course, I like how we've grown is created. I know look at us
Oh, I was waiting
You and Nick are supposed to go to six street in this
That never happened, that never happened, rest in peace.
Oh my God, I forgot about that.
So why did I play you for 24 hours though?
That makes no sense.
Because I wouldn't let you kill me for content at the time.
Who am I killing in 24 hours?
Okay, I see I have a little signal.
No, no, it's fine, I get it.
You would rather spend 24 hours with Tectone than with me.
No, no, I'm really seeing the light.
Thank you.
Thank you for the revolution.
I'm glad to know that that's what 2023 Emily really felt.
2023 Emily, that is insane.
This is crazy.
Wait, what did you give to them?
What?
For me, who is the most parasocial?
Who tells fake stories to their children?
True.
Oh my God.
Wow, this is crazy.
This is crazy.
This is looking back in 2026.
Oh, this is a gold mine.
Oh, my.
Yeah.
Okay, let me skip forward and see.
Oh my god.
This is a lot.
Who is the least likely to do a charity stream?
That's still Russell.
Yep.
Um, who else did you add?
Who loves the most drama?
It's Tecto.
Uh...
Melanus is who likely talks the most shit about other streamers.
Oh my god.
Oh my God, this is crazy!
This is a crazy list.
These are crazy!
I know a lot.
I should bring the segment back.
Yeah, it's 2026 version.
Emily, let's, when I get back from New York,
run this back again.
Well, crazy, 2026, same people.
Same people.
Same.
With the same streamers on the board.
Okay, I'll keep the same list,
and we'll read through this list.
I'll read through it in every single one.
Oh my God.
Okay, what is this?
Who would most likely be the worst to work for?
You're putting Sennie.
I'm putting Sennie.
Okay.
I'm putting Sennie.
Wait, I'm gonna skip forward?
I'm back in oil and they like, you know,
it was a barrier.
So then if I dropped it in the dish water.
Dude, you look crazy, Emily.
You're so much more confident now.
Yeah.
Like I can see it when you talk.
Yeah.
How confident you are now versus then.
It's crazy.
Oh, thank you, Sennie.
But I can tell here, you're like,
you're still yourself,
But you're more yourself.
I'm nervous, yeah.
Yeah.
Look, I think now you're like.
And water doesn't mix with oil, so then the oil actually
helps.
Yeah, I feel like I get a little shell.
I mean, not as bad as that, I'm not as dangerous.
Same person or two.
They were out.
Yeah, I definitely think I'm more confident now.
Yes, that's good.
OK, let's see the list.
Who would tell a child that Santa isn't real for content?
OK.
That's fair, that's fair.
what is this one if you had to send one person to jail for a year who would it be okay i would
probably change that one if i was you not seer i wouldn't i wouldn't send seer who likely hates
their chat be wrong yep okay most likely to get upset from this game rustle okay i rustle let's
do a fuck okay i do i'm gonna do rustle at all back then um most likely to get banned next who
who gets paid too much for what they do.
Who is the worst dancer's Nick?
Who do you think formally subs?
Definitely not Nick.
No, not Nick.
Not Nick.
Yeah, I somehow put Nick for that.
But I think that's why I didn't get sick,
because I'm spoiled.
Oh my God.
Wait, it's only a two hour segment?
Yeah.
We weren't really gapping a lot back then.
No, I think I was just too nervous.
Oh, I was too nervous.
I'm weird that you've been yapping for almost two hours
just now.
I don't even start cooking.
This is what I mean.
Like, yeah, and if he's been going now,
but like back then, I think it's because,
you know when you like live with someone,
but like our off stream stuff
was always different than our on stream.
Yeah.
So like for me, it was always like, okay,
I was just in this headspace of like,
my on stream life is like, it is not the same.
Like you were just on a different level in my brain.
You know what I mean?
So I never wanted to bother you with stuff.
Like I was like, I'm gonna ask.
I don't think that's so sweet.
But I do regret it,
because I feel like we didn't do as much together.
We freaking live together.
First like now, I love the, I mean Bonnie,
I do stuff with them all the time, you know?
Yeah.
For Emily.
Someone in chat said we were certified poggers back then.
We were poggers.
We were very poggers.
I would say I'm still like half and half.
Mine is half and half now.
We were in a poll in chat.
Oh really?
Like a census, yeah.
Poggers versus.
They're actually more majority WL, you know?
Yeah.
Majority L.
Wow, that's crazy.
Poggers.
Then honestly I probably like 60% poggers.
But I feel like it's good to have a balance, you know?
Yeah, true.
Though I will say, sometimes when I click on, for example,
Nims Chat, it's such a different community.
Yeah, I'm like, I won one of the Nims Awards this year.
Oh, nice.
What did you get?
It was a wholesome moment.
Oh, cute.
But apart from my dad.
Oh, my god, cute.
But seeing the chat, they're so different,
because they're typing fogs.
And you know what I mean?
Like, my chat, they type only fives now.
Oh, yeah.
So different.
This one which was only five only five is the evil laughing one. Oh
These omens at all. I don't I don't use omens and we you need omens. I
I'm scared of the omens. Can somebody type omega 38. They're too wide. No, that one. They're so look you've only 32
Yeah, I like that one the dancing one. Why is the best emotes?
Yeah, I like this. I think he has a great
Face well, what is that one? Oh?
Oh, what do these numbers mean?
It's just random emotes.
They're just so good.
They just mean random things.
I've never seen this one before.
Omei9?
Like, what is that for?
I was sorry.
Wait, I'm sorry.
It moved her son.
Omei9's a good one.
They're my dancing ones.
OK, yeah.
I got raised chat to start using Omei emotes.
Right?
This one?
Yeah, whenever I start saying it's in bullshit.
Oh, that's a good one.
Or they have OmeiPF that one?
Yeah, yeah, do you have that one too? Wow. And then if you get a TVU bag and it ever hit markers, you can use this.
Wait, 10. It means they're getting minus one HP. Oh, wow. Yeah, they're getting hit markers.
It's so interesting how like they all have their own story and their own time to use it.
Like, honestly, we're like, we're like, uh, what is it? Um, we know the Twitch language. Yeah, we are a little too well.
Yeah, it's like, it's a whole different, different thing, you know, same as chat.
Do you use fares when you talk to people in real life?
So I saw that in, I think, Jason's chat, where they said fares.
I think I said it once, like, IRL.
Really?
Yeah, like, fares.
I picked it up there.
And I say fares a lot.
It's a good one.
Yeah, but I was having a serious combo the other day,
and I was like, that's fares?
You know?
And it's like, if somebody's venting to me,
it just feels really shitty to be like, hey, that's fares.
But that's what I do.
That is fares.
It just is.
I say stag, now.
I said sad for years, I go like, aw, sad.
Yeah, but I remember when you first moved to Austin,
I was like, don't do that.
Yeah, like stop saying that you know.
But it's kind of funny sometimes.
It is.
I like it.
I like saying it too.
We're a brain raw.
Yeah.
You always have the same brain raw as me, and it's not brain.
No bitch, I don't, because you watch TikToks on too much speed.
You are so much better than me.
You watch TikToks, do you still do that?
Yes, of course.
Wait, on 2X?
Yes, we have to watch TikTok on 2X,
so then you get double the TikToks
in the same amount of time.
That is insane, Emily.
That is probably the worst thing you do.
What?
Yes.
Have you ever seen me not showering?
It clears it.
Really?
Because that's mass brain rot.
If you have a 15 second TikTok and you have the 2X
in order to get through it, that's crazy.
Oh, but I just want to know what happens faster.
Wait, what about like YouTube videos?
You watch YouTube videos on 2X, right?
No.
No, the only time I'll speed it up is the narrator is talking like this. Yeah, and then I'll speed it up sometimes
But no normally I won't even if I speed it's like 1.5
Sometimes I gotta walk home to it. That's crazy. I feel like that's way too stressful to me
Because it's like too much is happening. Yeah, it's just too much. I just like zone out and then
Yeah, and you and then you just can't case on a
Hey, W13 Bunch, K-Son, we are busy that day, me and Emily, we are too busy, but thank you for the 13 month K-Son.
Hey K-Son!
You're busy.
I'm busy, as soon as busy.
We're really, really busy.
Wait, what is, okay, you're gonna skip to the end of this?
Yes, let's see.
Oh boy.
Oh fuck, I moved it back.
Hold on, here we go.
Who gets one guide the most, you put under Miss.
Okay, that's fair.
Who's the most high maintenance streamer you put under Nick?
Yep. That's fair. What is the one you added under me? Um, do you want me to go back?
No, this is good. It's move forward right here. Okay. Oh
Nice, who would do the craziest stuff on stream for the least amount of money?
Maybe back then
Keep her I still would no I don't think I don't know I would
Like, I don't think you would, like, would you do something like a little silly for the
least amount of it?
I don't think you would.
I think you'd be like, I don't think that.
And Emily, you can't talk because you, let's, hey, oh, hey, look, extra Emily, I cannot
spell.
Ooh, clip.
No.
Now, Emily, how much money did you get for this clip?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
$50 for your legacy to be destroyed.
Wait, where is it?
No.
Oh my god.
We don't have to watch it.
It's OK.
But I feel like, Rosie, sit down.
What are you doing?
No, no, go back to the couch.
No worries.
I can't watch this.
It will be a good watch.
This guy's face.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I think I was from 50, right?
Or some wheels, but I don't even know.
If it's a wheels, but it's five subs, so it's like $12.
No, Emily.
Wait, it's $25 and you were getting,
were you getting 50, 50 cut at the time or $70?
50, 50.
You were getting 50, 50 of $25, meaning you get it for,
I got 12, 50.
And then no tax, so taking tax out $9.
$9 for a frickin' ooloo.
Oh my God.
Emily, why are there so many ooloo clips?
No, yeah, there's a lot.
Oh, oh my God, Hannah.
Slay.
Hannah, ooloo, ew, here we go.
Did you ooloo to the trash?
Wait, hold on, let's go.
Come on, reverse, reverse, reverse.
Did you ooloo to the trash?
I don't want to click this.
Is it bad?
I think I did.
Wait, wait, go up, can we click this one?
Go up, go up.
This one?
Best summer agent?
No!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Emily, you are a bitch!
You are a fucking bitch for this!
Oh my god, you're the biggest bitch in the world!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, you know the worst word?
Every streamer I have ever met.
No, it's a bad one.
What are you standing up?
Oh my god.
Rose.
Every streamer I have ever met,
there's chat links on this clip.
Really?
Every time.
Yes, and I blame it on you every time.
Oh my God.
I'm like, aim the avatar.
Try to.
You can sound like whoever.
You're not voteable.
You have to do the fingers if I remember right.
Sina does now have to oo-oo per the rules of law.
Ah!
Or you can give up, it's your last letter.
But what would your team think?
Emily, if I make this, when it's my turn,
there's a word you're going to have to say.
Oh my God.
By the way, I did threaten to say the N word in front
of Red Bull.
And I didn't realize it until afterwards I got told they're like hey by the way this is sponsored by Red Bull
But they weren't mad at me, but I did realize I threatened to
to say the answer.
Oh my god.
Shut up.
I am the most important.
I know.
Oh my god.
That's crazy.
Asia, you taught her well.
No.
The chips that Amphi has to mark that.
Absolutely.
Hello.
Can I please win?
Oh, whoa.
Oh my god, I love the bat bat, that's cute!
That's so bad, Emily, what?
That's terrible!
That's you.
How exciting!
Oh my god, that was...
Emily, no!
That was not bad, that was not bad, it was cute!
I can't...
It was very cute!
Dude, fuck you for making me cook in this little cake!
Fuck you, oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was fucking terrible.
Wait, Chad, can somebody find the video of when Emily
floated in our pool and we, and I sat on her?
Wait!
The bubble tea?
Yeah, Chanel.
She, she, and why'd you just laugh at me?
For nothing, for nothing.
Oh my god.
She had a lock.
Thank you so much for the 50 gifted that is so nice.
Thank you, GGs.
Yeah, he also goes by GGs.
Oh, Shayna Hock does?
Yes.
GGs!
Okay, that's so much better.
GGs, thank you for the 50 gifted that is so nice.
I appreciate it.
WGGs, please.
Holy 50, that's crazy.
We don't need to say it.
Thank you.
Wait, what?
They're talking on saying it.
No, thank you.
I'll do that.
Wait, wait, wait.
That is like that.
Emily.
Emily, I'm not going to lie.
You have been haunted with that clip because I saw recently somebody was saying, oh, a
Sarah.
That was saying say it.
And she didn't even know that she was resting there.
Oh, yeah.
So I saw the chat was like, they kept spamming it, but it's because like, you know, it's
this, this was.
Oh, cute.
Why does this clip titled My Fetish?
Who said that?
An attractive cactus.
An attractive cactus? Explain yourself.
Okay, interesting.
I'm here to not call on you.
Oh my god, this is a great stream.
Oh my god, wait!
Wait!
Thank you for the good dinner, Liz, too.
That is so sweet.
Thank you, that is very sweet. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you
Emily you want to get in my pool
Yes, can we run it back? Can we recreate the streaming in the spring? Yes?
Okay, yeah, you we will wrap you and bubble wrap you come over and then we'll be credit
Oh, that's how it's like
It's so cute!
It'll be, it'll be really fun.
Look at this!
I love this back pool.
And Wodge is filming!
Do you remember what we used to do in that pool?
It used to be green.
No, okay.
That pool was green.
It was like, there was like mold and shit.
Yes, and they wouldn't, you remember when they wouldn't send somebody to come clean it?
Yeah, they would never come clean it.
Oh my God, I think, were you there when, I think me and Gideon saw us and Wodge were swimming in it.
was pitch black outside.
Yes, fish, I was there.
Yeah, okay, so we were swimming.
And, okay, so we were swimming at night.
It's so dark.
It's like a dark, dark night.
We're just swimming, we're enjoying our time.
And then the next morning, look at the pool.
It was like bright green.
Do you remember how you found out it was green?
How?
It's because I came home.
Wait, you are gifted.
Oh, thank you!
The Neco!
Thank you so much!
Thank you, W. Neco.
Thank you so much.
The next morning, I came downstairs.
Okay.
Because I wasn't home.
I got back I came downstairs and I go oh my god our pool is so green so I didn't
be home I think I went home to Virginia or something yeah and then I go I go
watch Emily because you guys were just getting up and I texted you guys I said
did you know the pools green your bitch ass came downstairs and you go wait we
swam in that last night. We were like going crazy. Yes but you know what the worst part was is I go
Emily do you remember this? No. I said Emily I said I know you don't shower normally but
But please tell me you showered after the pool.
And you go, no, I didn't.
Oh my god, stop.
I didn't.
Oh my god, Joker, thank you for the time.
And then you went right in.
You were like, oh my god, I didn't know.
Joker, thank you for the time.
I'm kidding.
I did not say that.
I swear.
I said I didn't shower after swimming in the grand pool
water.
And you were like, I didn't know that it was green.
I thought it was just water.
Emily, you're supposed to shower in the pool.
Oh my god, that's so me.
I wouldn't.
If I don't get my hair wet, I don't shower.
Oh my god.
Stop, that's crazy.
We should.
Jokers, we will turn again.
Appreciate it.
Thank you so much for the 10.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Oh, thank you, thank you for the five.
Thank you, Banjo.
No, it's fan call.
Thank you, Banjo for the five.
Thank you so much.
Wait, what is this that they're linking?
Thank you.
Let me know if you ever come to...
What is this, Emily?
Oh, I am Sarah.
Is this you with my queen, Sarah Sbarry?
Oh, Sarah.
I know if you ever come to Austin.
I know, you'll be the first person I text.
Ah!
Sit up and watchin' this fuck you.
Oh my god, no, she's kidding, she's kidding, she's kidding.
I think she, she, I know I've seen the looks
you guys give each other.
She's just...
Oh really?
So you're not home wrecking Emily?
Because I saw that you brought her flowers.
I did, I did.
As well.
As well? You also brought her flowers?
No, you, you brought her flowers as well as you said
that you were going to want to know what her favorite flower was.
So you could know what to put on her coffin
when you murder her pussy.
And I said that to you too.
And you got that from why.
When we lived together, I'll never forget it,
because we were in the car when he told us.
I was like, that's a girl, come on.
That's a girl.
Or do you remember the car one?
The way she hit the car one.
We remember it in the store.
So in the car?
Yes.
OK, OK.
And remember, he would say, if he wanted to curve by,
he wouldn't say to us.
I know this one.
But yeah, this is a great one.
We should save it for the car.
OK, I'll save it.
I'll save it.
She has a really good pickup line.
If you're ever driving with someone, OK, you can use it.
Wait, I can't save in the car actually,
because Rosie's going to save in the passenger.
So we'll save now.
It'll be awkward.
Let's pretend like we're in a car.
And I turn on your seat warmers.
OK.
And you're like, wow, my seat is getting so warm.
This is so nice.
Thank you, Senna.
Do you like your seat warmers? Yeah, it's great. I was just wondering
How hot it needed to be so I could heat up my dinner
You know what I mean cuz you're gonna be eating that booty
That's what it was! It was supposed to be eating half, it was supposed to be eating half with a wine, but it's, uh
You're a dinner!
Watch said you fucked up that one, so I watched
Watch!
Watch, if it breaks you feel better, Emily still tells you to murder that pussy one
Yes, the flower one is a hit.
Everyone loves the flower one, why is it so great?
You know what else I think about William and I?
I knew, Chad might know this, but not all Chad knows.
Do you remember when you and I first met in person,
not at TwitchCon, but we hung out when I visited.
Austin.
At a Halloween party.
Yes, and it wasn't really a Halloween party,
it was like a mini get together.
And we were too scared to go outside
because Jay Schlatt and all of them were in the backyard.
And Nick from Nick and Slime were there too.
Oh my God.
Yes.
And we were so scared because we were like, oh,
we're going to annoy them.
So we sat inside.
I remember that.
We were too nervous to go outside and like, stay high.
Yeah.
So everyone else was outside and me and Emily sat inside.
And we just talked to each other.
We were like, I'm not going out there.
I'm a little scared.
We are two biggest streamers.
I don't want to bother them.
So we just stayed inside.
Oh, that is so cute.
I remember that.
That was what, 2022?
October?
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah, that was 2022.
That's crazy.
That was so wild.
Wait, Juan, I don't know.
Uh-oh, what is this?
OK, this is about that OTK contract, right?
I don't even know this.
Wait, I'm nervous.
What is this?
Uh-oh, Emily, you might be trapped in.
Let's see.
Yeah.
It actually lays contracts ending soon.
She should look at her contract again,
because I got other information than what she
saw on stream that one time.
But either way, it's always up to what she wants to do.
Of course.
It's like, talking about contracts and orgs,
it's like, what's really the point of-
If they have you walked in for more than a three-year bitch,
that contract is trash.
There's no Reddit.
Wait, you never read it?
I think I scrolled.
I was like, looks good.
I'm like, I'm sorry.
So I don't even know if I have the contract.
Maybe I should take a little peek.
I probably read it.
I just went, oh, okay, sign it.
Looks good.
So your contract is more than three years?
I don't know, it's definitely three years.
Maybe a year ago.
Yeah, maybe there's like so many...
Can we call him and ask him?
No, I'm scared. It's okay.
Oh, you're scared to find out you're actually a unicorn?
I don't want to like get all the legal stuff in here.
Oh no, next thing you know, he's gonna be like,
yeah, he's actually a five year, you're like...
I definitely remember it being a three year.
So it's like, is it? Are you checking your text right now?
They're like, uh, what is it? What is it?
It's okay, I'll ask Offstream, but it's fine.
It's fine. I wonder what it says.
I think it's so long I did not, I don't know.
You can ask Emmy. Yeah, I can ask her.
I don't, Emmy might not know contracts though,
but she might not read your contract specifically.
Oh, finish the clip.
Oh wait, sorry, we didn't finish it.
Being in an order.
What if she knows that she just said it?
Like, let's be honest, you know, do people, you think streamers are really reading their
contracts?
Like, true.
Hey, I remember!
Have you ever looked at a contract for these things?
Well, to be fair, okay, to be fair, were you signed with an agency at the time?
Yes.
I was with UTA back then.
What?
And then they read it.
And they didn't, did they present you with the Carfax?
Like, for example, when-
I don't remember.
Everybody knows that because what OTK offered me the contract. Yeah, that was the first thing I did is I sent it to my agency
Oh, really? And I was like hey, can you tell me what is going on in this contract?
What are the deliverables and what is it and they sent it back to me with like this is what it is?
Well, my agency they like they like negotiated stuff and then they're like, okay, this is the final thing
I'm okay, but I didn't actually read the contract. I think
And then I was like, okay
Thank you! It looks good!
But they handled it.
It was good though, the past three years.
Yeah! Great! I mean, I will say they did help me a lot.
Yeah, I think so.
They have helped a lot of my streaming career.
And now you're like a little bird, you're out of a nest.
You're out of a bird!
Now you're like a little bird, you're out of a nest.
They did help me a lot a lot.
Are you going to move from Austin now that your contract's over?
Bye!
No, just kidding.
Where would I go?
I love Austin.
Do you actually?
I do.
Like the people are so nice.
Okay, because I got scared because I know a few times you were like, oh my god, the
content here is getting kind of dry.
And I got scared and I was like, no.
But then I'm like, wait, but the people here are so worth it.
But sometimes Austin itself is kind of lame.
I agree.
But I think the people make it really fun.
Yeah.
I didn't realize, like, for example, the walk thing.
What a dumb stream that was, but like,
because we never do it, the farmer's talking.
Yeah, like that, chat loved it,
because there's actually really, there is content,
it's just, you just don't really do it,
because you and I normally, it's like, okay,
you go to, you know, I'm going to Iceland,
you're going to like, you know what I mean?
You're going to Atlanta, you're going to like,
literally like everywhere, you're going to,
where were you?
You were literally in like,
LA, I went to LA.
You went to Europe and then LA, right?
Oh, in the Manchester, yeah!
And you're crazy, bitch.
Oh my god, yeah.
What's up with this man?
Just people stalking street girls.
Or following street girls around.
That was my favorite thing you've ever done.
I was just kidding.
I should have stuck my ground.
No, it's fine that you said just kidding, because to be
fair, it's like two men on the street.
It's just something smart.
You don't like.
But you actually clocked them.
You know why?
Because they literally uploaded TikTok.
Did you see it?
Oh, yeah!
They're like, oh my god.
Shit, talk to me.
Oh, this streamer, da-da-da-da.
you said I'll make more than you'll ever see in your life.
Yes clock it. It wasn't Russell say Russell said I'm staying in Austin for
Russell. Aw. He's staying in Austin for himself? No, like
a me. He's like oh Emily staying in Austin for
Russell as is. He wishes. Yeah. Is there anybody that stays in Austin for
Russell? No. He's delusional. I don't even think
his girlfriend stays in Austin for him either. I think she stays here for
the girlies not even for us yes we love you she just stays for the girlies
that's all you so literally just stays here for us we love you that okay well
now I gotta read my contract I mean he did say like if you want out then you
could get out yeah that's like me when I was signed with mythic mm-hmm I you got
You were talking about a mythic...
When we lived together I was with a mythic.
Do you not remember what happened?
No.
Girl.
I have like the worst memory.
I'm on meeting.
I remember hearing about that.
Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, so that that was around that time. Yeah, it was the same
But that was like I signed with them and their contract was the same
They were like hey, it's a year contract and then before that year
I just told them I'm not happy like I don't want to be here and then they they didn't keep me signed. Hey, let me go
Yeah, I'm not even not happy to have to let you go right. Yeah, because I feel it's bad optics if they don't
Yeah, if they if they keep you in it's like really bad optics so they can't
Yes, that's...
But I mean that means you just have the choice if you want to stay with STK or not.
I thought it was three years! I'm confused!
Wait, what? Okay, whatever.
I'll ask around, see what's happening.
See, no, I'm confused because that means that...
Oh, he doesn't do anything together anymore.
The contract should be one of yours because mine was three years.
Yeah.
So when they offered me the one, it was three.
So I swear I thought all their contracts were three years.
Wait, why is those what it is because he read it?
Uh-oh.
Can you tell me what I'm missing?
Wait, watch, what was it?
If you can't say it on stream, just text me what I'm missing
because I don't know.
Wait, watch, can you text us if we can know?
I want to know.
Yeah, watch.
Watch was helping me, I remember during the-
Watch me.
Watch, I always know.
Watch knows everything.
He actually does.
Yeah.
What was it?
What is this?
Is he going to type it?
Did you ever seriously consider joining an org?
OTK was the one that I considered.
Like the only one you.
Yeah, that's funny.
Agent was one of the people I talked to during the time.
But like, oh, he texted it.
Did he text it?
Oh, watch, text it.
Let's see.
Oh, oh, OK, that's fine.
Oh, that makes sense.
OK, OK, that makes sense.
OK, that's cool.
And then it's like up to you at that point.
That makes sense.
Okay, there's been some times where I've wanted to join ORG.
I would have loved to, but my logic has always been,
if I ever joined a group, I want the group to be people
that are friends, that everyone gets along.
You know what I mean?
And obviously, people know now, there
was a lot of internal stuff that was going on
and everything like that.
And to me, I just wanted to join an ORG
where I was like, everybody is on the same page
that everybody's working towards one collective goal.
I've talked to Nick about that.
So this is anything that I haven't said to anybody.
And that has always been something
with an org for me that I've wanted.
So I've always said the only time I would join an org
or if I ever made one, I don't think it would be...
No, like...
You make an org?
No, I don't think it would be an org.
I think it would be a group of friends.
This is my people and everybody,
if you think about my friend group,
this is who you think about it.
I want it to be like that.
like would you do that?
Oh my God!
I don't know any of the business aspects
of making him a lawyer, like a group.
I mean, it's not even necessarily all the business aspects
of it too, it's also like, I mean think about OSES,
like they have their own stuff together,
but like they're just a group of friends.
RDC is like that, yes they have business type of RDC,
but they're all friends.
And like you can tell when you're around like RDC,
for example, you've been around them.
They're great.
They're fucking awesome.
They're like a family, so cute.
They're like an awesome, that's what I want in life.
And also, Agent, he didn't, he,
he was, when I had asked his opinion at the time,
he was asking me about terms of like the contracts
and had advised to not sign it,
but it was because he said the only way
he would ever do three years is if you,
he was owning a part of the company.
He was a smart, like I was like, that's true.
like three years of a streaming career is a long time.
And he was like, I wouldn't sign to an org
for that long if I wasn't taking part ownership
of the company, because then what am I working towards
if I'm not making money off of it?
Ooh, that's a good point.
And it's actually really good advice.
It's great advice.
That is good advice.
So, you know, and he owns it, she's smart.
He knows all this funky stuff.
I'm like, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Girl, you can stress me out.
Do you remember some of the things that you come out
And I was like, oh my god, I got the sponsor for dinner.
And I'd be like, you what?
I'd be like, you don't remember this?
Why?
And I would go, and you would, you like,
I remember one time we took a sponsor and you were like,
you were like, yeah, I think I have to do this,
but I don't know what it is.
And I said, what do you mean you don't know what it is?
And you said, well, it's like some game, but it's this too.
And I go, motherfucker, what?
I just don't even know.
I'm like, yeah.
Yeah, but to me, you just go off like what the agency
feeds you, to be fair.
So that's like smart, you know what I mean?
Yeah, la, la, la, I'm just floating along.
Look, Emma, I'm a loaded fan girl.
So if you ever wanna join Loaded,
you know what I mean?
I'm a loaded fan girl.
If you ever have any questions,
you know, you can always ask me.
It's very cute.
Annie is literally the best.
She is awesome.
They are so great.
Ooh, that worked out.
Not that I'm trying to join.
Sorry, Mythic, I won't try to join.
But you know what I mean?
It just is what it is.
It is what it is. Oh my god. Hold on. Holy fuck.
Is there any more streams of us that we...
Then we do all like our little collabs,
like our like mini-couples.
But those are only one-on-one.
That's kind of sad.
I know.
But now we're doing it today, we'll have more chats.
You know, Emily, you know what?
I like doing stuff with you.
I talked to you about this on the road trip.
What?
Do you remember?
Oh yeah, we both like are very like, whoa!
Cause you're like, I feel like really high energy
and I love like being really high energy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It makes me so happy that you do the things that you do.
Because I'm like, oh my god, it's so like, for example,
when we were in Hawaii, it was so easy to be like, OK,
let's go do this dumb thing.
It was very, very easy.
Simile.
Yeah, very easy to bounce off of.
That's important.
I think we were also talking, like, after it was real easy
to get along with Sarah, because she's just
easy to talk to, and then it's like, it just
makes the street so much easier.
She's the best, isn't she?
Yeah.
So I was like, save us dinner.
I love meeting people like that, where it's like, OK.
I know people say like, oh, you gap.
But yapping is the best for a streamer,
because if I have to pull answers out of you, it sucks.
Yes, I agree, I agree.
Yes.
You don't want to feel like you're carrying the conversation,
or like you have to carry the whole thing.
Have you done a bad collab?
Um, I don't think so.
Never.
Only production was bad, but not,
in terms of talking, I haven't.
I've had one that was kind of hard.
Really?
And it wasn't a bad collab,
but it was like I felt like I was trying to pull answers.
That's fair.
It made it a little more difficult, unfortunately.
But it was still a good stream.
Good, good.
It was still a good stream.
Yeah, sometimes maybe the communication isn't the same,
and then it's a little bit harder.
Yeah.
Or it's just like.
Rosie?
Is it Rosie?
No, it's not Rosie.
Are you falling asleep?
No.
OK, good.
He's fine.
Right on duty.
He's still half asleep, and he's like just slowly
there poor Rosey's Red Bull. Sip, sip away.
Did I use the Sipping the Red Bull?
Oh yeah, I was about to do the D1 but that's not a good idea.
No, do not, no, do not recreate that piece of paper.
I was like, why everyone's going?
I was like, oh please, I'm not reaching out to you doing that.
Oh no.
They get so much differently over the years.
Why not?
You're not recreating that.
Why are you doing that, Rosie?
He's just doing it for fun.
Have you seen him do the thank yous?
I love the people who thank you.
Can you do that Rosie?
Please Rosie, please do the thank yous.
Thank you, thank you.
Please.
Do you do that really? Have you done them?
I don't know how to do them.
I know how to do them, but I don't want to do them.
You do it!
I can try.
I taught my dad how to do them.
And my dad did it on stream.
And he got really mad.
Why would you set me up like that?
Uh, well I, okay, hold on, let me fix my skirt.
Oh, you have a skirt on?
Yeah, but it's probably fine.
Okay, so when I do my thank yous, I turn on my light up.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You know, you gotta go down like, thank you, thank you.
Wait, I have not nimble enough for this.
My legs are a little sore.
Thank you.
Okay, no, that was crazy, don't do that, that was crazy.
What?
That was crazy.
You did your turn.
Fuck me.
Come on, come on, come on.
Money.
Please.
Come on, Rosie, you have to do one.
I'm actually, I'm bad at it.
Well, we'll do it at the same time.
Okay.
We'll all do it at the same time.
Three.
Two.
One.
Thank you.
That's not it.
That's what I do.
I'm bad.
You're just going bad.
No, no, no, you have to grab your ankles and move your butt.
I can't fucking do that.
No, dude, get your Megastal in your butt.
Yeah, get your Megastal.
I'm not doing that shit.
Brother, we just did it.
Come on.
Are you serious?
I don't saw any nights.
We're not barbers.
We're being flexible.
Rosie, be secure in your masculinity.
And walk your ass down.
I'm holding a garper for a little bit.
So you're saying Megastal even has better knees than you?
Yes, absolutely she does.
So you have old man knees?
Yes.
Me personally, Rosie, I would just start dropping it.
Oh my god, Caleb would have a really good thing.
Caleb would do it.
He would.
He would bounce on it.
Rosie, Rosie, just like one.
Come on, please.
Rosie, please.
All in it, please.
Just touch your toes and then grab your ankles and then bounce it.
I hold the GoPro, you stream it.
Please, Rosie, please.
You're the streamer.
You can even bounce.
That's your holy bedopro.
He bounces it all the time, everywhere else.
everywhere else on everybody else's stream you can balance it you can balance it here oh so you won't
bounce it on the lady's stream huh that's sexist wait no no you have to set the camera down because
you have to hold your ankles no because I it's battle with the camera I think no it's worse
you grab your breath you gotta grab both your ankles fucking hell they're saying play this song
Well, he's new with it. Okay. Wait, hold on. We're gonna play a song. Oh
My god, you type like me. Oh my god, wait. Oh
Freak oh
So you
No, no, no, no, no, no, we were really good, we were really good.
Yeah, I'm tired.
Pull up!
Hey!
On the beat!
Freak, come on.
Freak!
Never again.
That was great!
I was gonna say that was really good!
Never again.
Wait, that looked good!
Never again!
That was impressive!
That was really good!
Thank you.
I hate staying both the chats.
They're all laughing at you.
But it's a good laugh.
Emily's just like, this one's just fucking annoying.
Well, they were all saying HR violation in my chat,
because I threatened to Dr. Pay if you didn't throw your hands.
I'm sorry about that, but I wanted you to do a thank you.
HR violation.
I'm so sorry.
That was good form.
Thanks, Emily.
Yeah, wow.
It was impressive.
It might be a HR violation, but it's fine.
Free, oh.
Free, go.
Are you guys ready to go?
Wait, do you want to try to see the deer?
Yes, let's do it.
It might not be a cool spot, but it might be kind of a romantic
I would love that.
I want to show her before we go to the store, because I thought it would be cute.
I would love to see the deer.
Okay, wait, so what shall we cook today?
We'll do a...
Senna teaches me how to cook, and I'll teach Senna mine as well.
So do you want like the burritos, like the meal pepperitos with guac that you can make,
or do you want like salmon?
I want oven salmon.
So then I can make it myself at home.
Do you like lemon?
Yes.
Like lemon pepper, salmon?
Oh, you can do that?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, we'll do that.
I'm assuming you want to like bulk, right? So you're you're okay with healthy calories like good things
Or are you trying to I'm just trying to eat healthy. Oh, I don't care about that. Okay. I just
Yeah, okay
The goal is to eat twice a day. I only once a day. You know, it's crazy
I have this problem and I know I'm gonna say cab my chat shut the fuck up
I I
Stop eating so much that I would only eat breakfast and I wouldn't eat dinner until really late
And then it turned into my breakfast was being like a half an egg.
Yeah.
And like half a piece of bread.
It was really bad.
Yeah.
You used to skip breakfast when I first made you.
I know.
And I learned to stop because one time I
was on a trip with Rosie.
And I literally didn't eat the entire street.
And so I was just trying to lose weight.
Oh, no.
So I wouldn't eat the whole day.
No.
And then we were, I thought we went somewhere.
And every place was closed except fast food.
Yeah.
And I refused to eat because I was like,
I don't eat fast food because it's unhealthy.
And Rosie was like, said, you have to eat.
the meal oh no yeah and he was like you're starving yourself so I'm trying
to learn to not do that that's good yeah the two meals I think is a good start
yes bitch but you know what I'm on my healthy arc so yeah that's not so good
also I'll bring my film camera so we can try to take a cute photo oh I love it
here I thought that'd be kind of cute oh yeah it's cool isn't it we hit the go
Yeah, but it's actually sick. There's a lab that I did the negatives back in like an hour. Oh my god
This reminds me of high school. I used to take a photography class
Yeah
I wish we were going to New York with us. Yeah, what are you guys going? We literally leave Monday Monday?
You just go do you want to go? I can't think I can next week. Oh
Oh, I love New York.
I actually really do it.
You guys will have fun.
Yeah, I was going to say, if you wanted to just go,
you are more than welcome.
Because we're literally just going to shoot the shit.
And then I think I'm going to try to meet up with the Ock.
So we can get a chop to the Ocky way.
That's going to be so bad.
I know.
I want to do it so bad.
If I could do that, I'll be really, really happy.
Because then we can do this.
How long are you going?
I'll be there till the 13th.
Really?
Yes.
That's cool.
Are you going to the calendar?
Yeah.
You can't?
I could go maybe for like a day, but I don't should I just fly for it?
I could have this thing and I have to be home.
Oh, um, if I got if I got a B and B and I guess we did a set up, is that possible?
Oh, you'd have to fly with that thing, right?
Yeah.
We have NASCAR on the 10th guys.
So it's like.
No, no, don't worry.
We'll go again because, um, I have some other stuff that I need to do.
So it'll be, it'll be kind of cool.
Yes.
That would be fun.
It would be kind of sick.
And then we could do that.
Wait, Emily, do they have tornadoes in Nevada?
Nebraska, Nebraska.
Oh, oh, yes, they do.
They do.
They do?
Have you seen one?
I saw one in the sky.
It was circling above my house, but it was down.
Would you want to go when we go to do one?
I can see if there's room in the car.
You want to go to Nebraska?
No.
We're going to go with the tornado chaser
to go try to chase down a tornado.
Where in Texas?
In Oklahoma.
In Oklahoma?
Yeah, would you like to go?
Oh my god, when?
Just like later?
I don't like your tone.
your tone is telling me you don't want to do it.
I mean, I feel like I'll be watching from home.
I don't know.
Okay, that's a really cool though.
You do know who Reid Timmer is?
No.
He's like a really famous like, like storm chaser.
Uh-huh.
Originally we were talking to him,
but we came to the consensus.
It's just not smart to risk our lives
because he gets inside the tornado.
What?
He's a special vehicle and he drives inside of it.
Oh my God, I could imagine floating around the air.
You're like, Chad, help me.
Right.
And so, so I would die.
And so he was like, hey, I, that's really smart.
Like he's like, I'm not willing to risk your lives.
But another guy, he said he would still bring us
and like do it.
He chases it.
This other guy won't like take it a little bit chill.
He's like, no, he's not gonna take us into the tornado.
He said he'll bring us really close though,
but not into it.
How do you know when the tornado is gonna be there
that day?
They just is weather conditions and a prayer.
Wow, really?
Yeah.
That's so cool.
Yeah.
So it'll be interesting.
Let me know when you're going.
If you wanna go.
I can ask, that would be crazy.
Or you can watch Stacey from the company.
Rosie has to do that, but he has to work,
so he can't watch Stacey.
Oh, Rosie has to go watch the twister.
OK, wait.
Can I go pee really fast?
Yes.
And then I'm going to put on my shoes?
Yes, go ahead.
Go pee.
Wait, my shoes over here.
Sorry.
Do you want me to bring your shoes, Emily?
Um, it's OK.
Wait, are we going through the front door?
No, we're across.
OK, I think we're going up then.
Thank you.
Rest in peace, Rosie.
It's science.
Well, also, I don't like the movie Twisters.
Wait, are you coming to the 20th film?
No, well, no, I don't like it.
Oh, I'll sign you up.
No, no, it's totally fine, Rosie, thank you.
But there's a movie called Twisters,
and then I watched it, and it was kind of bad.
Well, we'll make it better.
We'll make a better version of it.
We'll make a better version of Twisters.
It was such a horrible movie, and then I was like,
maybe I just don't like tornadoes.
Imagine the scene, you have your selfie stick here, and you go,
Shit!
What am I doing?
And it's just powerful, and you can't see it moving, because if you don't see it moving,
it's actually coming towards you.
That's the whole thing.
Wait, what?
If you don't think it's moving, it's coming towards you.
That's so creepy.
You're like, oh, look, cute, it's like not moving anymore.
And then before you know it, it's like gonna suck you up.
But you're still holding the stick, and you're going all around.
Ah, scary!
That is pure cinema. Oh my god
You guys are going to Oklahoma just for that. Yeah, I think so. We have like a three-day turnaround. They tell us
What does that mean? I think max three days. So like they know
Max three days ahead that there's gonna be a tornado. Oh, okay, then they tell you they're like
Oh my god, Zoyle's calling Senna. I'll pick up
Hey, Zoelle.
What's up?
Oh, wait a minute.
Hello?
It's Sina.
It's me and Sina.
What's up?
What do you sound like though?
Like what?
She's got the bunny flu.
Wait, is it Bonnie?
No, it's not Bonnie.
It's Sina.
That's not Sina.
Yes it is.
But we need a string, do you want to be on the string?
Uh, well, I just had a question.
Okay, I am needed a string.
It's Sina.
Zell's on the phone.
Who the fuck is that?
It's Sina.
What the fuck?
What?
Rosie.
What?
Why does he not?
I don't know.
Why?
I don't know.
I don't know how to do it.
I know her voice at all.
Oh, wait, that's how it works.
Hi, Zola was calling.
Oh, hi Zola.
Why does she sound so fucking loud in this house?
What's going on?
Hi Zola.
Hello?
What's up?
That's...
What do you mean?
I'm talking normal.
Okay, Zola, I have a question.
Yeah.
Oh, I did it.
Oh, sorry.
Is that ring that you have good?
ring oh the ring on yes no it doesn't blow up the the Samsung rings are the
ones that blow up but the ring on I'm not wearing it now but it tracks like
your daily steps and stuff like that and there's no subscription it's way
better than the warring yes really yes way better a ring con r-i-n-g-c-o-n-n
That's a free advertisement.
Gigi, every channel, TikTok shop.
It's not on there though, but it's good.
You can get them on Amazon, and there's no subscription,
so it's way better than...
Is the tracker period?
Yeah, it can.
Oh, nice.
If you want to learn some tracking.
Yeah!
No, Zoe, you know what you need to do?
You need to work for Ludwig for a month.
He gives him a weight of his employees.
Really? Rinkons?
He gives him a weight of, like, all his employees.
Nice!
He does?
Yeah, I'm doing that.
You're working for a lot?
I'm working for Orings.
Orings have a subscription, so I don't get it.
I'm working for a month, yeah.
Is that how she's working for a lot? For a month?
Yeah, that's crazy.
Really?
We're cooking.
Yeah, we're cooking.
I was going to take Emily to see this deer spot really fast.
I could get a pretty picture of her in the sunset maybe, but...
It's a cute picture.
Only if I make it here.
Can you let me know? Also?
Oh yeah, even bird watching.
Oh, he loves birds, yes.
Yeah.
Also, what can I say, if you make me yummy food,
can you send Rosie some?
Thank you.
Wouldn't I eat it all, probably?
Yeah.
If we have extra guac, please do.
Yeah, we're going to make guac roast, or soil, and I don't know.
We're going to make steak, and just a bunch of really other food.
Damn it.
That you probably don't even want, you know?
Cost, uh.
I'm going to be so good.
OK, well, I'm going to load the food.
film in so that way if we go to the place Emily it's so cute you're loading in
the film and chaps never seen it and it's cute I learned how to do this the
other day that's so fun it's not fun I kept fucking it up and it was making me
really fucking man we had to bring these back child look at that the film we
just say we've got to bring these back it's a retro isn't it like I would
Who develops the photos these days?
Okay, that is true.
That is true.
It's a long-lost reload.
I'm gonna be honest.
Better than your reload, bitch.
Ooh, clock it, Sina.
It is better than your freaking reload.
Sina, do you have any ad bill?
I'm on my period.
Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
And I have period cramps.
Wait, do you want me to do a grab one for you?
What am I doing?
Oh, that'd be great.
Hold on.
I think just one is enough.
I'll go grab one for you.
Oh, thank you, Sina.
Do you want me to do like a tampon or anything?
I'll go grab one for you.
Oh, thank you for sitting down.
Do you want me to bring a tampon or anything?
I have my tampon in.
OK, do you want me to bring a spare just in case?
Oh, it's OK.
I will be home before that, I think.
I'm going to bring one just in case.
OK, thank you.
The Perry and Grail.
Oh, do you want any tampons with you?
I'm just going to play.
Good.
Double up on the tampons.
So do you know what tampons are, Rosie?
Bailey.
OK, good.
Do people put tampons in their butt?
What?
I wonder.
Why?
I don't know.
Like as a fetish?
Yeah.
I never thought about that.
I mean, they probably do, yeah.
It's a cheap, I guess it's a cheap way to deal with it.
Yeah, right?
Well, that would be kind of painful.
Zolo says, OMG, being a woman is so hard.
Why do they have to suffer this monthly?
Thank you, Zolo.
I get his performative as well, but I mean that.
You think Zolo being performative?
I mean that.
Well, thank you so much. I was so brave of you to say retweet,
frick being, uh, having periods. You know, if men could get pregnant, life would look a little
different, you know. Wait, okay. We don't need, you can have it. I, I think women, uh, have it harder
than us, and I respect it. And, uh, that's all yours. I tried, I tried the pregnancy thing.
the simulator. I wanted to kill myself.
What you did? Was it really painful?
Have you tried period cramps simulator?
I think it was the same if it starts a period and then goes to pregnancy or something.
Yeah, that was fucking bad.
And I had a big conversation with Zoyle when we went to DC.
Yeah?
Big conversation, upstream.
Okay.
And I was like, you know what, I actually kind of fucked the idea with that.
Oh, thanks Rosie!
I was like, yeah, like, they can have it.
Was that the worst you felt? Was that the most pain?
It's getting kicked in the balls worse.
It's such a different pain.
Oh really?
I'll say if the ball pain like lasted so long,
that would be worse.
Oh, okay.
But yeah, but pregnancy's like for like, yeah.
How do you just keep going?
An hour.
It doesn't stop.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It doesn't fucking stop.
And then ball pain, it says, chop!
Just one little hit.
Well, and then it lasts a little bit.
It's like a burry that doesn't really go away.
Ow.
And then you lose like a fifth kid.
I'm on my derriard, please be thoughtful.
They call it deried, like dick period.
It actually is.
It's a dichyrian, actually.
Do you get sperm cramps?
Yeah.
That's real.
Because I saw on TikTok, it's like women always complaining
about their period cramps, but no one asked about sperm cramps.
But that's what a dichyrian is.
I mean, are you mean with a dick like a dick meme?
No.
No, but there's also sperm cramps.
That's a dichyrian.
That's a real thing.
OK.
That's a real thing, by the way.
I don't think you're serious.
I am 100% being serious.
Spurn cramps are so normal.
Yeah.
They are not real.
That is what it is, a diheria.
It's because the diet, I was probably
the dieter, down here, it locks up.
What are you yapping about?
Wait.
Oh, Emily?
There's no way you're pulling my bone.
I'm not pulling anything.
Yes, you are.
This isn't real.
Spurn cramps are the word.
That's how you fix it.
What?
You gotta pull the diatone.
Pull the diatone?
Yeah, like a lawnmower.
You go, whee!
What happened about it?
So are skirt cramps real?
Oh, we see.
Skirt cramps?
Yeah.
She wouldn't know.
So men are stealing cramps now for women, too, huh?
For real!
So you're stealing cramps now, Rosie?
I'm not stealing anything.
We just have our own.
We're taking it back.
Don't you guys have man periods?
Yeah, it's a period.
What?
Is that real?
a dearied.
No, it's a die-careeried.
What?
No, it's a dearied.
Let's look at what someone in chat said.
I thought that was fake.
Yeah, no, apparently it's their dearied.
Sometimes if your man is ever a little pissy,
they're on their dearied.
I think they're just in a bad mood, that, no?
Yeah, but it's kind of like, if they're in a bad mood,
you just ask them and be like, oh, is it that time of the month?
And then see what they say.
Oh, I like that.
I like that.
It's kind of die-time as law.
Just see what they say.
Just ask them, is that time of the month?
And they'll be like, oh, yes, probably.
How does it feel now?
Yeah, that's good.
I told her I did like the simulated thing.
Yeah, the pregnancy.
Emily, look at me.
Wow.
Very graceful.
Very candid.
So next, they go.
Here, it's already gone.
All you have to do is press this button.
This one?
Oh my god.
Is it focused or is it blurry?
It's focused, but it's really close.
OK, how do I focus it?
Turn this right here.
Oh my god, this is so cool.
Oh, this one.
OK, I'm focusing.
I'm focusing.
OK, this is for, OK.
Cute.
One, two, three.
Cute.
Oh my god.
Rosie's turn.
Did you know that this camera originally
was the sound that the iPhone used for their camera?
Oh, it looks like, oh, that's so cool.
Yeah, the shutter sound.
Oh my god, it's so cool. I'm excited to see it.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm excited.
His name is Chonk.
I love Chonk.
Wait, do you think you can do it later?
No, I'm free all day.
Okay, do you want to go see the deer?
It's literally like 10 minutes out of the way.
Let's do it.
I would love to go see the deer.
And it's actually perfect for sunset, like you said.
Yeah, because then maybe we could just get a cute picture
of the sunset.
What camera model is this?
It's the, oh frick, I keep a bad idea.
It's the AE1.
I'm getting an AE program though,
because I'm not good with shutter speed.
I'm learning.
Wait, isn't AE getting shut down or something?
Wait, never mind.
Isn't that AI?
There's like an Adobe software that's getting shut down,
and people are upset about it.
Is it called AE or AI?
What is it?
I think, I saw on Twitter, American Eagle.
American Eagle, nobody said that American Eagle
was getting shot down.
Oh, anime, sorry.
And Obi-aname is getting shot down.
Oh, okay.
I thought you meant American Eagle.
I was going to say there is no one that is sad
that American Eagle is getting shot down.
No one is sad about that.
American Eagle, rest in peace.
No one that's American Eagle,
but we are not sad over here.
We're okay.
Sorry, I haven't shot them so,
I'm not ever going to take them there.
I don't even remember though.
I think it was the last one was like middle school, maybe.
Oh my god, I broke this freaking...
Wait, punch it, I believe this!
Right?
Is this supposed to move around like that?
And then you did boxing training, remember?
I know, I know!
Just punch it, go for it, go for it!
That's what I waited!
That's what I expected!
Wait, really?
That's what I thought!
What the fuck?
Thank you!
What did you do?
Wait, do it again!
Ugh!
Oh my god!
Ugh!
Oh, it's so heavy!
It's heavy!
There you go.
Are you kidding?
That's good.
Thank you.
Wait, that's cool.
Wait, do you want to see how I punch Rosie?
Yes.
I was cracked.
No, Rosie, look out.
The other way.
Okay, let me think about something that makes me mad that Rosie does.
Oh, you woke up late today.
Yeah.
I was watching I was like I would be snow-coated in pain. Yeah, but do you remember when you were gonna
I was going to dress up like, thank God, it got canceled.
I'm going to lie.
Thank God.
I'm going to die.
No, no, Emily, you, I remember you were in training, you were like, it's fine, I'm
going to do this chance fight.
I'm going to have you shoot at Jesse.
No, I'm not going to shoot at Jesse either.
Oh my God.
I don't know how to concussion.
I don't know how many people do it.
Like, isn't that so scary?
Yeah.
Would you fight?
No.
Yeah, it's a lot.
I would have to be getting, I think I would have to be paid to do it.
Yeah.
would have to be like I have six months to train and like not like and it's and
it's an even fair fight. That's so scary. Yeah I don't like touching people. Yeah I know.
I'm so sorry. I don't want to do that to you. I don't want to do that. I don't know.
I better be fucked up so I'm just not gonna I'm not gonna do that. Hold on let me find
this place. Oh, okay. Bonnie says to me. Cute. Old. Have you been here on stream? No. Oh,
first time. I've never seen it, but it was a really, really cool spot that, like, everybody
loved or we loved when we were there. And I was telling Chad about it and I was like,
this is kind of crazy. Um. Emily versus Paige. Okay, I can do Emily versus Paige. I think
I could do that. Oh, why would you box Paige? Oh, I was. I was. I was gonna. I could, yeah.
I could maybe box like snowcote.
Would you box snowcote?
Yeah.
I would be a couple of weeks.
That would be a fair fight.
Wait, you have to switch to your own.
No.
Oh, what?
Are you going to be gone?
No, I'm just...
Okay, you're just like a foot taller than you?
Oh.
And then snowcote's shorter than me, too, so...
It wouldn't be very fair.
Wait, they did really well, though, yeah.
Is she?
Oh, you are kind of tall.
Really?
Yes.
I'm like...
What? I'm 5'4 and 3'4". You're not 5'4. That's not true because I'm way shorter than you and I will, Emily, Emily, I will throw myself from a high building if you are 5'4 because you are so much taller than me.
I'm 5'5 max.
Okay, these are platform shoes. So if I take...
Why did you laugh?
This is like my normal life.
So you were 5'2".
Wait, no, is that not my shorter?
And you look really cute.
Yeah, but what's crazy is the top of my hair is a little fluffy, so it probably looks a little hot and taller.
That is not true. What? You think she's drunk? She's drunk. I did not shrink. People do shrink, but my mom's wrong. My grandma's wrong.
You're next. You're shrinking. Wait, my mom did shrink to my mom's 411. What? Really? Yeah, she's really short. Yeah, like, what time does it get shorter? I don't know why.
Come on!
What happens?
She's a munchkin.
Why the fuck did you read that one?
Why did you read that one?
That one message was going to be a munchkin!
I like that! I like that word!
It's very cute.
Extra Emily is tripled.
Somebody just wrote.
Oh, thank you!
Extra Emily is getting shorter.
I think I just saw through the chat.
I'm getting tripled.
Extra Emily is more of a munchkin.
I think I'm seeing in the chat.
I swear I saw that child message go down.
I'm not saying with the Emily.
Extra Emily, it's English with kids.
Oh, yeah, I saw that one. I saw that one.
So would you say that?
Do you have my other ingest?
Yes.
So let's think of the five gift aid, by the way.
Connor's trying to think of the five.
Thank you so much.
Okay, let's see here.
Uh, is it on?
Here.
Uh, is it on?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yay! Yay!
Is it switched? Is your chat good?
Hi!
Rosie's on the cam, looking good!
I have a camera.
I know, this is so nice. Thank you Rosie.
I really hate this.
I feel like you love normally having your camera down.
I love holding it because then I can have more control over it.
Yeah.
This is also really nice.
Oh my god!
Oh a tampon!
If you want it, do you want me to put it in my bag?
Oh, I guess I put it in my bag.
What the fuck was that animation?
Uh, uh, yes, please.
Okay, that'd be great.
No, don't put it in.
I just put it in my bag.
Do you need anything? Do you have your purse or everything?
I didn't bring anything.
I've got everything.
Yay! Are we driving the Audi?
Yes, we are.
Yeah, I've got a watch.
Oh, jeez, boy.
All right, well, you got a lock?
Yeah, come on in.
We have a puzzle, though.
It's fine.
It's so weird.
What does that mean?
I went to a car wash, and then I cleaned the mats,
and then I think it's not.
It's all right.
It's weird.
Like, when I had my car.
What?
Remember my old Infinity had me do in it.
Yes.
Well, I got to fix that.
But do you know what it is? Like is it the ma- you said you washed the mask and put it back in the car?
Yeah, I took out all the trash from the car but it still smells weird.
So I'm like, well that doesn't make sense.
Oh Emily, that actually fucking smells.
I know, I hope it doesn't fuck up.
Holy shit.
The whole car, I'll be sad.
Yeah dude, if you get screwed and the next thing in your car smells like mud,
then trust me, it is hard to get rid of that smell.
Because you know the mold, the spores will travel.
Really?
Yes, so mold will grow in other places in your car.
What?!
Yeah, that's how mold works.
Uh, you you ever heard of like spores like mold spores? Yeah. Wait Rosie can you put it down for the thing? Yeah
Chat you're gonna go we'll get Rosie's feet for a second while we travel
Yeah, if you leave it in there like that's what happened to my car and then um
Sometimes it depends on the other damp areas in your car
Oh, that's my old car?
Yeah.
You ride in my infinity?
Or do we always ride in your Tesla?
Or do we go with watch?
Yeah, I did watch.
Because you never had got to ride in my infinity, right?
Yeah, I don't think so.
What's it to do with the car?
I destroyed it behind iron floors.
What does that mean?
Like, I got a new one, but the car, it had so many damages.
Like, I think, when I got it quoted, it was like something insane to fix it, like, like
six or seven thousand.
Oh!
What does that mean?
Like, I got a new one, but the car, it had so many damages, like, I think, when I got it quoted, it was like something insane to fix it, like, like, six or seven thousand.
Oh!
Uh, cause so much was wrong with it, cause that thing was literally a lawn ornament, so, I just, uh, I just was like, okay, well, um, I'm gonna destroy this thing.
I don't know.
So I pitted up the gear, and then I donated it to a, to a family-owned, like, junkyard, so that they could take the rest of it and just sell it for parts.
We're not so cute. Do you miss an ever?
Yeah.
You're an infinity car.
Oh yeah, that was a good car.
But it just broke. You remember when it broke down?
I was at a running run.
I think so.
And I had a cold wash. I was at a wash.
I'm just letting you know, five minutes down the road,
but my car broke down, so I can't get home.
Oh my god, never mind.
Yeah, that's terrible.
Rest in peace to this car.
Are you gonna get a new Tesla?
No, I treat that car like shit, and then I like that.
So I just love to care too much.
That's fair.
Scratch it up. Oh, thank you. If I scratch it up, it's like, that's fine, you know?
Yeah, cause now you just, now it is scratched it.
That's the only thing, like this car, I'm so scared that anything happens to it.
Yeah, this is a nice car.
Yeah, I'm trying.
Emily, what the fuck is this little alien thing going into chat?
What alien?
Is it a porpoise?
What is this little wand?
Oh, a torment?
A charm.
What the fuck is that?
It's Emmy's cat.
Yeah, sure.
Shed-up.
Wait, do you not have it in your past now?
Oh, you haven't seen that? I haven't.
It's horrible.
Oh, I mean, oh.
I love Cheddar!
Oh, I love Cheddar! I love Cheddar!
That's the evil horrified me!
Wait, this little terrace is invading Cheddar?
Yeah, it's chormy.
Is this there for something, chormy?
Yes.
Yeah, it's very scary.
And Cheddar's amazing! It's just the worm is quite scary!
It's very scary stuff, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Yeah.
Really? Wasn't the sunset right? It was like this when we went, right?
The last time?
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, it was perfect.
Okay, baby.
Was that... it was worst. Was it overcast, you remember?
Yeah, I just hope that the deer are there.
Yeah.
We said there were like a lot of deer.
There was like 25 deer.
What?
It was crazy.
And there were so many that like,
I was like, there's got to be like a little farm or something.
Is that their home?
Yes.
What?
That's so cute.
And there's babies.
And they're playing.
And like, there's like these big bucks that watch over them.
And they're just like hopping all around.
Dude, it was insane.
I have a video of them on my phone if you don't get to see it.
I hope you can see it, though.
Little deer.
Oh my god, remember when I thought you said we're going to come deer?
I was like, oh.
Yeah, this bitch.
He's so dear.
Emily, I think this is hungry.
Yeah.
Wait, so what do you want to cook?
Because we didn't even get through this.
OK, so I want to cook something that's
like easy to make at home.
So is the guac easy to make?
Or is it a lot of work?
It is.
OK, it is easy.
But I think you are going to think it's hard because you
don't want to cut stuff up.
Oh, I think you're going to want to spend like 15 minutes
cutting up stuff, are you?
Wait, so can I just watch you cut?
So, OK, I'll cut the guac.
So what do you want me to do is you want me to just make it?
What?
Ah!
But then I'll cook the salmon.
This is a good strat salmon.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, so you cook the salmon.
Uh-huh.
And I'll make the guac.
Yeah!
And then, wait, are you making spaghetti still?
Or are we omitting that?
We're making spaghetti.
I can teach you my spaghetti in marinara.
She made spaghetti.
Really?
What's up, Shawn?
Yes.
It's what I've been eating the past three days.
Wait, do you make it in bulk or do you make it every day?
I make it every day.
Is that your favorite food?
It's not my favorite, but it's like the easiest.
I'm gonna show you how to make a good spaghetti.
You have a good spaghetti, too?
I have a spaghetti recipe. I don't really make it that much.
Wait, we should do Emily's spaghetti versus Senna's spaghetti.
Oh.
Emily's spaghetti?
No, no, yours.
Emily versus Senna's spaghetti.
Emily.
Yeah?
Are you sure you want to do that?
Yeah?
Okay.
I'll watch you make yours and then it'll be great.
Emily, let me ask you something. Be honest.
Do you use the prego sauce?
Prego?
Yes, that's the brand.
I don't use any prego sauce.
Okay, so you're not using prego sauce.
Wait, so you're making the spaghetti sauce.
Oh hell no, I get roused.
What is it like?
Roused?
Yeah, it's good.
Right, it's roused. What is prego?
It's like another, uh,
it's like another, like, pre-made sauce we'll use.
Emily? Yes?
food for a guy like for a date.
No!
I was curious.
I don't think I've ever cooked for anyone.
Really?
Wait, you should cook for me.
Yes, wait, this is crazy.
Like, first I'm cooking for someone.
I love all the types of turkey.
Wait, why don't you do that?
You try to, like, cook a romantic thing
to sit on.
I have to choose a date.
It's like a test.
That's all I am.
Wait, I- I-
You try to impress that with a-
I don't know.
I have Arthur and Julie,
Oh
Okay
You know what I used to make that I miss for you guys
So
What's your favorite thing this is it makes
The size of the block walk is number one. That's my favorite, too
The walk is like I love this car. Yeah
It's okay. No, no, no, no the beefing. I love this this group. We have here
I'm so sorry. I've never had
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you didn't come over house. I mean the creaming on
Emily
Emily, I'll make it for you.
That's amazing.
Do you like udon?
I love udon.
Do you like carbonara?
Yes, that's my favorite ramen flavor of all time.
Emily, I'm gonna put you under something dangerous.
What?
Today?
Yeah, we have each one.
Grab stuff.
Really?
I'm so down.
Fuck the TJ.
I can make it for you.
Yeah, Zono, I'm not gonna be home for a while.
Yes!
I'll do that.
And I'll do it with the bowls.
And do you like truffle?
Yes, I love truffle!
I love Truffle!
This is good information to have.
Oh my god, I'm like...
Rosie, did you talk about this in that way?
I would make it.
You can have some too.
Nah, I can't wait to see Emily's reaction.
No, I'm gonna love it.
I love creamy pecan.
That's my favorite dishes ever.
That's what I need.
I need a series, and it's called Stand Up Feeding Emily.
Yes!
I'm gonna do that!
I give a hard time!
I'm gonna get up!
I'll tell her man.
Truffle too.
Rosie, I'm gonna stop making extras in the camera.
No!
Well, you won't eat it, so...
No, wait.
Can you still tell me how to make salmon?
Yes, at least it'll be sort of forgotten.
Yes.
Oh, Saban is really easy to make.
We could literally do it.
Wait, Emily.
Hold on.
Oh, hold on.
Yes?
Yeah.
Zoil?
Hi, Zoil Zoil.
No, like this, please.
Why?
Because I want someone I can't have it.
Oh, well, it's okay.
You can stay home.
It's like your newest vlog.
That's like the struggle of your journey.
Yeah.
You just got to persevere.
Well, Saban and I are going to watch the stream
because I'm just going to get out of here.
That's good you can go to the gym and sit or just watch it on anonymous mode
Oh, I mean that way it's anonymous and it's not your account actually that's hungry, so you're fine
She's got a point she's got a point. That's a really good point
Thank you, thank you, thank you Rosie
It's actually cooking
I will I will I'm gonna enjoy it
Oh, joy of tunes a while.
Not fun as well.
Hey, have fun at gym.
Hey, get your steps in.
No, you're fun driving when you're calling.
Fun is getting pulled to the toilet.
That's a threat.
He's popping my fucking tires.
I don't think he's talking about mine.
Oh, oh, he's popping yours.
What if he has to work tomorrow?
You're both...
I thought I'm full.
I am not driving you back.
your food is, is that as well as willing to pop over these tires.
Emily, you can make food this good, you know.
I wish, no way!
Yes, you can.
Okay, so we can show now, my boy.
I will start making notes and making sure that I know what to do.
Okay, so...
Cooking is not hard.
Really?
No.
It's actually really, really easy, and you don't have to go like, oh, defensively.
I think people just get really intimidated because they don't know how to do it.
That is true.
So it's like, you get a little scared.
How hard is the oodon?
Not hard.
Really?
No, it is not hard.
So if I could watch you make the oodon too and then maybe make my own?
You could literally, you could easily make oodon.
What?
That would be crazy!
You could very easily make it.
It is not difficult at all.
And the way I do it is kind of OD, because I just like, you know me, like when I cook
for you guys I like to like make it all fancy.
But if I make it for myself, which I never do, it's like, it's really easy.
Aw.
What's your favorite part about the cooking thing?
Is it like eating what you made?
Like what's the best part?
I like giving it to friends.
Oh, that's so sweet, Senna.
I do.
That was my favorite.
Living with you and watch.
And I remember you guys would come out
and I'd be like, guys, there's spams to be in the fridge.
And seeing them be gone within two days made me so happy.
I was like, oh, that's the best.
Oh, that's so sweet.
And I like whenever we go places and people are like,
oh my god, Senna's gonna cook.
That makes me feel really nice.
Do you have sourdough bread?
I think so.
That's what I've been eating recently.
I've been baking bread if you want to.
You can also bake your own sourdough, you get like sourdough starter and shit.
I love this because I feel so appreciated and heard.
This is so cool.
This is so nice.
Okay, so Sam's going to teach me how to make salmon and how to make creamy udon and then
do I even make my lame out of pasta?
Yes.
Is that lame?
It's not lame, it's not lame.
I want to try it.
Okay.
I feel like that's so fun if I get to try your food.
What?
Okay, okay.
meal that I actually can make on my own is your pasta yes and I enjoy eating it
okay so that's a good sign I could taste good it'll be fun we can go to eat I
have I've never knew and I think channel be fine if we move the gaming
segment you'll be fine chat oh sorry no no no no no don't say sorry because we
haven't on a similar stream since 2023 I'll be alright they will be alright
We'll be here all night!
Yes, and we can literally...
That's it, Emily! 24 hours!
We go to sleep in my room and then we wake up tomorrow and we can make breakfast!
Yes!
That would a Loki hit though, I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, you know what?
A stream that has been done in a while is like an actual sleepover.
Emily?
Right?
You want to sleep over my house?
Yes!
Make sure you're like a real sleepover where it's like all the sleepover activities.
And then we do face masks, we do board games, we do gossips.
Me, Bonnie, and Emmy?
I'd be so down!
Are we going to load these over our house?
Oh my god, that'd be so cute.
Okay, we can do that.
I have air mattresses because Zoya left his fucking air mattresses at my house for forever,
so I have plenty and we'll be able to use them.
Who in chat said pillow fight?
I don't know if it's the pillow fight.
Now, here's the real issue.
If we start drinking on that sleepover and Emily goes,
Sina, can I have a kiss during our sleepover?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, please.
Were you allowed to have sleepovers growing up?
I didn't.
I was allowed, but my dad, he was a single dad,
so he's kind of strict, you know?
Yeah.
And I just didn't want to go through the hassle of asking.
Of asking him?
Yeah.
But I would, my neighbors, there were two girls,
they would sleepover sometimes.
Most of the time, we slept over their house.
Oh, cute.
Yeah.
But like my friends from school were not really in it.
Okay, yeah.
I learned that. Did you?
Yeah, I would sleep over like once a weekend.
Once a weekend?
At my best friend's house.
Oh my gosh.
Lowkey, it was kind of like, it was very formative years of my life
because I would watch a lot of horror movies at the sleepovers
and then I think that might have twisted my mind.
Like, I watched Human Centipede in middle school.
Huh?
Yeah, I watched Human Centipede at a sleepover and it was so gross.
We watched one, two, and three.
I don't look like I've ever seen one. I don't want to see them.
It's terrible. But like, why is that? It's like a 12-year-old, doesn't it? Like, fuck you up a little bit?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure it's banned in Australia.
Really?
I'm pretty sure.
You even said to peed that out.
You couldn't watch it easily or something.
Yeah, it's bad.
But now I love horror movies.
Okay, I love them now, but when I was like a kid, I couldn't watch them because my dad,
uh, when we were little kids, we would always go downstairs and be like,
Dad, can we, uh, watch, like, a horror film, or can we stay up late?
And my dad would say,
the only way you're allowed to stay up an extra 30 minutes is if you watch 10 minutes of the scary film.
What?
Because his logic was, he really wanted to watch scary movies with us,
and he wanted to teach us that scary movies aren't that scary.
Oh, I love that!
No, it did the opposite.
It actually traumatized me.
There are scenes in Saw that I literally, like, they have stuck in my brain.
Everybody knows the one with the needles.
The needles?
Oh, the needle pit?
Yes.
The one where the girl rips her eye out to get the key behind her eye because of things closing on our face
Yeah, it's like the hood the thing is wow wow wow
Yeah, my dad has watched those in hopes that we would be like oh, this is so fake and instead I would go to bed and cry like
Yeah, so now I've grown up now I've grown up though, and I like scary movies
Really? Yeah, I like it now. Oh, Emily, we should go...
What? Freck! What's the A24 movie that just came out?
I'm told! Yes, you're gonna watch it?
It's out next month. Oh.
Yeah, I said in the discrepancy, I was like, I want to watch this.
I think people, I saw a movie where I got to watch it early.
Really scary. They said they had to step away.
Wow. I love that. I love when it's actually scary stuff.
Yeah, but the problem is, in movie theaters, I have to close my eyes.
You can't I have to squint. Oh, that makes sense
Yeah, because because um, it's too scary sometimes I have to plug my ears
Mm-hmm. So do you do you like I put my ears? I don't want to do I'm driving, but I see my eyes really really small
Yeah, well, I do a lot of the movies so that way I can still say I saw the movie and I understood
Being like
Thank you, that makes me feel so amazing and wonderful
Yes, yes, I agree. Did you like smile?
I don't think I watched 10 minutes of it. I think I watched all of this.
But you did it? No, I don't think I went. I thought it was good. I watched it. Yeah, it was good.
I wasn't there. I think I watched 10 minutes and I was like, it's fine. I didn't finish it. Wait, what did you think about? Um...
Long legs?
No, what is long legs? Long legs is with...
Who's that guy? Nicholas Cage? I haven't even seen it. Is it good? I liked long legs a lot. Yeah, I want to watch it.
What is it about um, it's okay. It's like more of a demon movie. So yeah, but I like the demon ones are the best ones
Yeah, right? Do you okay? Do you like slasher horror or do you like the demon ones? I like demon me too?
Emily would you ever go to like a haunted asylum or something? Oh my god? Okay, so did you watch it wait?
You went to that house with my I mean yeah, that was cool. I'm like I'm talking like
Yeah, like I'm on to asylum
That was cool, like you got to learn about ghosts and stuff like that, but like I want to go to one of the
Sylums
Somewhere in America that they do where they have you go for like really late hours like 2 a.m.
I would go. I think that gulp
That'd be scary. I'm gonna be honest
I got a little freaked out because I used a Ouija board on my birthday. Oh, like two years ago
And then I actually got cursed this when you live with me. No, no, no, no, it was in my apartment
Oh, good.
What do you mean you got cursed?
Hold on, yeah, what do you mean you got cursed?
Because why am I in the car with you?
So I used a Ouija board on my birthday.
And I left the portal open.
OK, you can't do that.
You left it open?
Are you serious?
Yes, I left the portal open.
Boom.
Five hate threads.
Isn't that kind of suspicious?
What the heck?
Isn't that suspicious?
I got a hate thread every single month.
So you think?
So I think this ghost was a sex.
And he was actually the original poster of the L.S.F. Threads.
Yeah, I got your block!
Okay, okay. That's fair. That's fair.
I was like, what the fuck? Like, what is happening? I'm getting all these T-Threads.
I threw away the Ouija board.
God Nishimi University.
Boom! Like, hello?
The phone has been closed.
Okay, so you closed the portal by Threading away.
I took the Ouija board out of my apartment. Everything turned around.
I was like, I believe it. I think there was a little demon possessing me.
It's lucky fairs. That's fairs.
You just performed an equivalent exchange.
You got like five hate threads, but in turn you don't.
Yeah, it's like you get a bunch of bad things,
but then you get one really good thing.
Oh, it's the Ouija board.
That's what I mean.
My logic is always like, a lot of good things are going really, really good.
I'm almost not happy, because I'm like, what's going to happen if it's bad?
You know what I mean? It's a good rule.
To be fair, what if you open the Ouija board this time in the Asylum and like a chill ghost attached to you?
A what?
A chill ghost, like somebody cool.
Oh, oh, that's fine.
Yeah.
They say that you are going to portal to the Yoxic.
Oh god.
The Yoxic god.
The Yoxic portal.
The Yoxic, Yoxic, Yoxic demon.
He's going to attach to you.
And now he's posting nice stuff.
Like, I guess, well, my chat says he's post like engagement stuff.
Yeah, I don't know what it is.
But it's like now he posts he posts nice tweets and I'm like what the yawksic is different now
I think he's just kind of indifferent
I think he just posts just because whatever it gets engagement which I mean to be fair it does make sense because like
To an extent like he's not friends with streamers. You know what I mean? But like
Bro, I had to unfollow his ass one time. He pissed me off with a with a tweet
Oh, I had to bra had to he pissed me off and I was like you piss me off. What it was
He like he like just completely incel baited me on a tweet one time have me pissed
But like there I will give it to him
There have been times where he has he actually deleted a tweet because it came off wrong about me
There was a time when he's that I'll give him that like he the other account though the other Intel accounts
Yeah, fuck those bitches. Yeah, there's a lot of those Twitter clip accounts
Fuck those bitches out of context hoes
Yes, and they always do out of context having it's so annoying
But see that's what like every time they do that Emily like I'll be saying something
I'll be like oh my god the sky is blue
Yeah, and they'll be like they'll post that clip and they'll be like sinna shits on extra Emily for being happy about
the day
Like cross my mouth like it's crazy
Where they like say you say something we didn't say it with you too
You don't also post on Twitter a lot. I think it's a lot on Twitter. So that's the difference. I feel like
You stay off of Twitter
I had somebody I had somebody message me that I didn't bring up they messaged me and they said I'm they apologized to me
They said I've only ever seen clips of you on Twitter where people were making you look bad
And they said and I took the time to watch your stream
And you're not like a dickhead and they were like I'm so sorry and I'm like like that sucks
Come on. What can I what can I do? Like I can't do anything. So that's just the way the internet works
And I feel like well you could do something and the people from like you're known as that person
You know like yeah, so many good things and then and then something happens. They're like, oh now she's the blah-blah
Person, and you're like, oh
Well, that bridge was cool on that trail. That's a trail
Yeah, I thought that's true. I mean you you get the driving stuff all the time people do that to you
Yeah, which I feel like this kind of I get a lot and I'm like, I know the bad driver
It's crazy cause she's fucking worse.
Shut the fuck up.
She got 50 argo.
Are you?
No I don't.
No Emily.
No.
Emily no I don't.
But he's saying that because I got pulled over on stream.
Oh really?
Yes and I was freaking out but to be fair it was like, it was my fault but it was a misunderstanding
because the road, the highway changes from 65 to 75 and I thought it changed earlier
than it actually did and he pulled me over.
And then of course I forgot my wallet.
No!
So then the guy goes, can I have your ID?
And I go, I don't...
Wait, are you serious?
And I was freaking out.
I go, it's on stream, but like we had to meet it.
I go, sir, I said I'm a good noodle.
I swear, I told him I'm a good noodle.
By the way, Rosie, I'm going to tell you that I talked to Dean about this story literally
this morning.
Fuck Dean.
No, listen to this.
What?
I was telling, because during this interaction Rosie wouldn't look the cop in the eye.
Oh my god.
Like Rosie was looking down.
And he wasn't looking at the cop
Dean points out to me and he goes Senna
Did it ever occur to you that the cop was probably asking questions about him because it probably looked like you beat on Rosie
And he's like a partner that you abuse and he didn't want to look at the cop because he's scared and I go
Oh my god, I didn't think about it, but it probably did like show him how he's looking down
Okay, he's a parasocial cop. That's on him. No, no like look down at your phone like how you work
I just do it. I'll just go in this one get Chad
No, not he was not smiling. He was like straight-faced nothing. I'm cops like so. How do you know this guy?
Yes, he goes how do you know this guy? I'm like, oh, we work together and he's like what do you do for work?
I said, okay interesting
And he's like how long how long is it gonna work it for you and then I enter
Maybe he does think that I beat on you
Wow! Wait, so what you getting to get a warning?
Yeah, because he- he- he knew, like, when I explained the reason why I was going that speed, he was like,
oh, okay, I understand, like, you're going the speed because of this.
Yeah, okay.
Wait, do we have to pay here?
Oh, what?
I think it says open. I can't tell.
We didn't have to pay the last time, but we might have to do it.
Which is fine.
Hello? Um, how much is it?
Um, it's my balance, you know, it's our credit, it's $2.50, and we can get it to the station.
Oh, thank you. Okay, I can get out. Give me two seconds.
What?
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
$10. What is this? Is this like a park?
No. Yeah, but I've never...
No, I don't think that's it.
Oh, okay. Hopefully the deers are here.
What if we do all this if there's no deers?
It's actually a really nice park, though.
Really?
Yeah.
I suppose you've never been in it before.
Yeah, I've never heard of this.
That'll be fun.
Maybe scam, not a deal.
It's a park.
Okay.
It'll be cool.
Wow.
The first time I got pulled over for speeding,
they gave me a ticket.
Really?
Yeah.
I think I was going to get a warning.
Have you ever had a warning?
No, I haven't been straight for a ticket,
but it was like 3 a.m.
So maybe they're like,
we're just trying to give out tickets and no.
What do you say to a cop when you pull that out?
Give me a...
Okay, so let's say, okay, I don't know, like, like.
Man, do you know how fast you were speeding?
No, I'm sorry.
He's that boy.
You're the 45s, then you're going 75.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was going that fast.
You went through three red lights as well.
Oh, oh, I apologize, officer.
Can I have a warning?
I just, what I said, it's like, I've never,
I've never had a ticket before.
Can I please just have a warning?
you practicing what you say to a cop? Yes. What did you say you say? I just say hello and I like
talk in my high-pitched voice. How many times have you gotten pulled over? Um once for speeding
and then once because I didn't use my signal and I and I merged in front of a cop without my signal
and then he pulled me over and that was a warning. Oh that's good that it was a warning. That was
really nice. But you got to pull the girl voice. You got to be like oh so that was me. I'm so sorry
Sir, I won't do it again.
I apologize.
Yeah, but I also, I said good noodle and then, and then we,
Wait, you told him good noodle?
Yes, I said, I'm a good noodle.
I normally have my idea on me.
I swear to God and he goes, it's okay.
And I said, you can check my record.
I'm a good noodle.
I've never had a speed.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna throw us off a cliff, guys.
There's no deer.
Now wait for it.
Wait.
Okay.
Oh, there's gotta be deer.
There's got, oh, I see one, I see one, I see one.
Yeah, that's always, yeah, that's always a deer.
There's deer, there's deer, there's deer.
They're in the shade, but they're there.
Okay, we'll see them.
Imagine.
No, no, no, they're all gonna be there.
I would be so sad.
This spot was so pretty.
It was like a camping spot.
Like, what is this spot?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Very cute.
It's really actually pretty.
You can fish over here too.
Aw.
Have you done a fishing stream?
You said what?
Have you done a fishing stream?
No, but I want to.
I thought it would get so bored.
Would you go deep sea fishing?
Is that snorkeling?
No.
That's where you go out in the water.
Yeah, like in the ocean.
And the waves are fucking crazy.
The waves are fucking crazy.
Really?
Yeah, be fun.
Emily, would you go swim with a great white?
Yes.
I want to get it so bad.
It's like Hawaii, right?
Yes, and we did it.
It's kind of weird with, like, swimming.
Great, why?
I think it's going to be so fun, though, to go.
I think fishing would get a little boring after a little bit.
It just depends.
Like, I feel like you have to, like, have some action
or have, like, a few fishing pools going.
Yeah.
So it's worth it.
I don't know if you remember the one in Micah Boring.
True.
Wait.
What's wrong?
I think we were debated.
Wait, where'd the deer go?
Listen.
Wait.
Where's the deer?
There was normally, there was like 20 deer,
and they were in this field.
I thought it was in a, they were, or they were real deer.
No, they were real.
And there's, look, look, look, Emily, Emily, there's one.
There's one, there's one.
This is your imagination.
Oh, yes, yes.
I don't see him.
Oh, I see him.
He's looking at us.
Yeah, but there was like 20 bro.
Oh, I see him.
Hi.
Can you chat with me?
He's like right now.
Can you chat with me?
Hello, dude.
He's kind of blending in with a fence like he.
That's very uh...
Maybe we need to get closer.
It was literally all I wanted to see.
But I was really excited because I thought they were like 20 deer.
And what's okay Emily?
It's like Narnia!
Wait, so they were just all here?
They were everywhere in the field.
It was insane. There were so many deer.
Wait, do you have a picture?
I have a video.
We'll put the video up and pretend like it's right now.
I was like, this is what it is.
What a sad reality.
What was I saying? This is nice to be outside.
Is that you?
Oh.
Is that you?
Really?
The closer we get, the buck might get alerted.
So you might get more alerted.
The who?
The buck.
Oh, that was running.
Oh, that's so cool.
Oh, my.
That's like the alpha chat.
That is so nice.
Venison for dinner.
Look, we're going to eat so good today, so now.
We're going to eat so good today.
We're going to eat really good.
I'm actually really excited.
Delicious.
Okay, you want the creamy carbonara udon.
Yes!
And then I can actually, it says it's easy to make, but I can actually make that at home.
That'd be so good.
It's really not hard.
Wow!
And because it's like, so there's carbonara and then there's like the creamy carbonara,
which is just like a cream-faced.
Wow, delicious.
But it's really good.
And it's like garlic butter.
Okay!
I like garlic!
But you have to cook yours too.
Yes.
Yes, so you cook your pasta and I'll make mine.
Okay.
It's right there.
Oh, I mean, I did have a little bit of it, but actually here, try it, try it, see if it's fresh.
Oh, God.
Okay, got us.
There's another one under the tree over there.
Okay, got us.
My leg.
My mom, my leg.
I have the buck, no? No.
He's like the Chad. The Chad? He's the alpha.
Does he have like a buck?
We all try to get as close as we can, but that's the scary part.
We come in peace.
Hello, Earthlings.
We come in peace.
Hello, dear ones.
How do you do?
They're feeding. They're literally right there.
I swear to you, they were like in the form of this field the last time.
and I swear it was real and it's real Emily.
There was like a perfect way of life here.
It's okay, I have nightmares at night too, it's real.
And my nightmares are really vivid as well.
There's so many, Emily.
They're not running away from us.
Are we cornering them?
I made the venison joke!
We hurt!
We didn't want to eat you guys!
No we didn't!
We didn't want to do that!
They flip flopped away.
They looked really good.
Really beautiful.
That's my bad guy.
Oh, it's okay.
Come back.
Look, there's all of you here.
It's all of you.
Look at the photo of you here. It's so pretty.
It's a photo of you. Oh, I have to test my film. I forgot.
Yes, we'll do the film photo.
All right, hold on.
They look quite tasty.
Yes.
Yeah, but if they don't come out good, I'm going to leave them at CG.
I keep popping this battery case open.
I think I broke it.
But that's okay.
Oh, me first?
Yeah.
Uh, sure.
Wait, okay. Tell me where you're going to stand.
So I can adjust the thing.
I look like a chug.
Oh my god, you look so beautiful.
Okay, hold on.
Now let me half press this.
Oh.
Oh, wait, did you take it?
You wasted the beautiful film.
Hold on, wait. I need to adjust my shoulders for you really fast.
Okay. Ready?
That's good.
Wait, that's cute.
Okay.
Now what if these come out like shit?
This could be great. Your turn.
Okay, do you know what I'm focused on?
Oh, it's so pretty, yeah.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Focus on your, oh my god, so pretty.
Uh, one time, how do I get focused?
Want me to get closer?
Uh, no, I look fine.
I like the stance you have going.
It's really good.
Oh.
Oh, we got it.
It's a real one.
Okay, three.
Oh, I like the peace sign.
Oh.
Three, two, one.
Adorable.
Ready?
plastic what you have to get one yeah come on you're ready
I was just a little zoomed in yeah farther away but it's not
smile chat smile chat
get those fake smiles
I got that
come on man
Emily oh I thought I was a deer it's a fucking dog
I guess it's not a deer, bro
How many like films you have a lot you're gonna take a photo you have a lot it can do like 30 photos
Yeah, so you're gonna selfie. Oh wait or or well you have this yet. Well. He has to adjust the height wait stay there and I'll
Okay, stay right there. Rosie, can you take this photo?
Yeah. Hold it! Love me, you're really steady!
Good job! Don't move it Rosie.
I don't want to. Now look through the focus and take the photo.
That's good. That's cute, right?
Another one? Well you have to, uh, the film, the film.
Okay, nice. That's so cool.
Uh, the film, you have to do this.
There you go.
That's cute!
It's not black and white, the one in high school was uh...
That is really crazy.
No, this is...
I'm just keen to see it.
I'm excited.
Do you want one of these, Rosie?
Yeah, show us something.
Cause I accidentally bought an actual one and I can give it to you.
That's so cute!
I'll give it to you.
Oh my god, I can't wait to see.
I know.
I think it's really fun, too, because you can play with the different films.
Fancy font.
Oh, yeah?
What that is?
I know.
It just looks so retro.
I swear.
I think it looks so cool.
And look, when you wear it, look, I look like I know what I'm doing.
I know.
Very official, Senna.
But I don't know what the fuck is on this camera.
Oh, look, Lamel, I might take a photo and it might come out terrible.
Stop!
Who knows?
The film might not be wound in here.
Who knows?
Oh, my God.
I actually, in doing this, realized you can fuck this up a lot.
Yeah, wait.
And it's making the clicky noise.
I feel like it should be fine, right?
That's what I thought too, actually.
If the click...
Oh, if the click is working.
Yeah, that's a good sign.
I did a test for all, bitch.
No, really?
Yeah, no.
I remember, like, yeah, learning it was so many things, like so many parts.
And then to develop it, it's even harder.
Yeah, and you have to learn, like, the shutter speed.
Oh, right!
ISO!
Yes, ISO.
ISO!
This one is already set because the film is it's 400 okay, so the ISO is set to 400. Okay easy
aperture
This camera has an automatic aperture setting or it has a built-in meter that can tell me if the lighting is too low or too high
Wow, I love it. Stay there. Wait Emily Rosie get in a photo
Wait hold on
That's cute!
I can't wait to see it!
Chad has the photos too, right?
In case these don't turn out.
Well, to be fair, they're just seeing us take the photos.
So they're probably like this.
I hope it hurts.
Emily, I swear they would do it.
We're going to come back here another day.
Please, no, Senna.
We don't have to.
We really don't have to.
It's okay.
We have to.
We'll do a little stream very soon.
And we'll come back here and we'll see the other two.
Yep.
Because they're real.
Rosie.
What?
Yeah, they're definitely real.
They're definitely real.
Oh my god, Emily! Emily!
They're still here! Where?
Oh, they are there. I see them.
They're crazy. They're crazy. On that side?
Yes, yes. You're going to drive by them in the car.
Okay, okay. We'll drive by them.
They look like nice images for now.
And then we're going to get over there a little bit.
We'll be gone.
They're cute!
Emily, they're so cute and there's like a bunch of them.
of them a bunch yeah I believe you I believe you well we'll go see those
ones over there that is a lot four is a lot
I believe you
and then you go got much fiennial and all this is going on
I'm okay
I totally believe you
I want this fiennial
I'm like no he says he
okay
Can you see them?
Yeah, that's real. That's over there.
Are you sure they're not branches?
Are you what?
Are you sure they're not branches?
No, no, no, no, it's real.
They're an absolute deer, I promise.
Let's take them off of this.
Right, right.
Oh, this is a beach, by the way, where they filmed the trailer for the Bonnie and Erky thing.
Wait, what?
Yeah, we just came out here.
Oh my god, it looks like a real island.
I know, I know.
Oh, that's so cool.
That's so cool.
Oh, this.
There's like a really nice pier here.
And then I saw you had a cameo in the trailer, right?
It's enough?
I did it.
I died.
Why did they kill you?
Oh, yeah.
It has a really nice pier.
This is so pretty.
Yeah.
Bonnie killed me for the sweatshirt,
and then she didn't even bring the sweatshirt to the island.
Oh.
That's not.
I died for nothing.
Not continuous plot.
What is that called?
It's not continuity.
Oh, continuity.
Aw, interesting.
Rosie, because Rosie knows stuff about film.
So whenever I have a film question, I'm like, Rosie?
Rosie, you want to know?
Oh, wow.
What is that?
A paddle board.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Ew, cool.
Would you surf?
Yes, it's fun.
I did it with Emmy a little bit,
but it was like fake surfing.
Wow.
Like, they fit the waves for us.
It was hard, but have you tried?
No.
I'm here to drown, but I want to try.
Wait, oh, I don't know why we're walking here.
I just wanted to show you this.
Oh, yeah, we can stand on the pier.
I thought it was kind of like a nice romantic thing.
We just sit down and enjoy the water behind us.
Oh, and then I can play a song?
Yeah!
I'll find a...
I like this.
And we're getting our steps in.
I like, I just enjoy being out and about.
Dude, okay, so you would love the walks.
They're so fun.
Yeah, this is relaxing.
That one walk?
It's cute.
What's that one?
Oh, you need this song.
This is what we gotta play.
Oh no.
Yes.
We'll sit on the fear that we'll cue this at the end of the story.
Okay, I love it.
I think they'll be taking pregnancy pills.
Congrats, bitch.
Oh, congrats.
Oh, that's so cute.
Oh, they got jet skis and shit.
Man, imagine you're pregnant and sitting there and walking next to you and thinking,
Hey!
Hello.
I got pleased, don't stress me out.
My baby.
What was it right here, the filming?
Yeah, it was right there.
Wow.
Yeah.
Very beautiful.
Look at all this algae.
Oh my God, so thick.
It's alright.
Yeah.
Let's just let me get this stuff.
Yeah.
And it'll close.
Put it back.
We'll put the fish on here too.
Wow.
No running around.
I swear.
When we go back there, we'll be here.
Yes, they're there. I promise.
And there's a lot of them.
Nice!
Alright Emily, can you get that in each of them?
Okay!
Oh, first down!
Can't you first?
Oh my God! That's what...
Oh, I don't want to sit there though.
Is this poop everywhere?
Is that poop or...?
Yeah, I think it's bird poop.
We'll sit right here, maybe.
Oh yeah, this is all like this.
Or Rosie stands behind us and we look out this way.
Are we looking out this way?
Rosie, is this good?
Make sure you have your hands back as well.
Rosie, do you need the song?
Here.
You're good to go.
Oh no, there's something in the water.
Oh, okay. Yes, I do see your face.
Emily, can you lean back on your right hand and then your left hand, Senna?
Oh, like that?
Yeah.
Yeah, like that. Perfect. Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god!
No, wait, wait, wait!
Okay, come on, come on, come on!
I lost!
Go back, go back, go back!
What?
Was that gorgeous?
Did they like that?
Yeah, that was great.
Yeah, they healed.
Yeah.
I'm so sorry.
Great! Yeah, they healed. Yeah.
They're max HP.
This is good vibes.
Great. Now we have to break up.
No!
I believe we'll never break up.
I believe! No!
That was romantic.
They got one stream in 2023, and they won't get another one till 2029!
We were like, okay, now we're one on one till 2029.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, we'll do more stuff, I think.
I actually think we should this year.
Yeah, it's so fun. I'd love to.
It is really fun to stream with you, and I'm sad we don't do them that much.
You want to save it stream last year? Was that one day in Hawaii?
It was.
Yes.
That was my favorite stream.
The Goon Cave Day. It was the best.
Ah, the Goon Cave. I miss it.
And then we went, oh, we were in the water too. We were swimming.
Oh yeah, and I almost drowned and you had to save me.
Oh my god, yes.
I forgot about me drowning. I wanted to get that out of my memory.
That was a...
Our ham just grazed.
Oh.
Oh!
Emily!
So intimate!
I really like Emily. She's so much lovey.
And I get so nervous with love that I'm like...
I don't know. It's the opposite.
I don't know how to react.
She's like fake blushing. I'm actually blushing.
I'm like, oh no!
He's blushing!
Oh no.
Oh
Really pretty cuz it's white and like in like barky. Yeah
No, no, that wasn't a bit. No, no, no, I think there's a bark on it. Oh, hey, hold on wait
I there's just a lot of bark on it
Oh, what? Right?
Sina, Sina, take a fucking picture of that.
I'm telling you, that...
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, with the photo.
The photo.
What's like a famous photographer?
Um, Mozart.
Yeah, that's him.
Okay.
Mozart.
Where'd he go?
Oh, where did he go?
He's right there above you.
He's in the bridge, he's in a bad spot.
Sir, can you position, can you reposition to maybe like a better...
We got acorns over here!
That's good. That's good. Oh, he's sniffing himself
Oh, that was a good that was really good. It's like Pokemon snap. Yeah
Oh, oh
I didn't know they did that.
Wait, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, one more, get in front of it.
Me?
Yeah, I'm a bit...
Oh, shit.
Smile, smile.
Oh, I...
Hold on, I gotta do this thing.
Do I focus on you or the squirrel?
The squirrel, the squirrel.
Okay, so this is the blurry in the front.
Yeah.
All right.
I got it.
Okay, perfect.
It's blurry, extra-evil.
The squirrel.
Ellie, great.
Oh, yeah, I know where I'm going.
Oh, he's lounging.
Where?
Above.
I'm blind again.
Right above.
Oh, wow!
Wow, he's sleeping!
So cute!
The fuck?
Oh, both of them are white.
Wow.
Dude, isn't it crazy though?
The tree is white. Am I tripping?
Yeah, it's a pretty nice tree.
Wait! I just realized, it's hollow.
Oh!
Look at the bottom, and it opens up at the top.
Wait, it's part of the screw's little harm.
Wait, okay.
We're not gonna steal your knots, bro.
What?
Put the camera inside.
There's another goon cave!
WAIT!
YES!
GOON CAVE!
2.0!
Oh my god, what if there's a thing that pops out?
Oh, here.
Anything there?
Do the light.
Oh!
What's in there?
Nothing in there.
Oh my god, extra emolience and I found another cave.
Goon cave!
Another goon cave!
Fuck.
Is a snake?
Wait, what?
I see eyes.
I'm scared.
Wait, what?
No, I think they're kidding.
If you would have been a snake, that would have been really cool.
But actually, I realize how dumb that is that we're getting close to that.
Here she goes.
No, no, because the deer are gone.
The meds were off.
Oh, yeah, yeah, whore, baby, it just means...
I mean, they were 3Ds last time.
That was a maximum freak.
There's so many deer. I've never seen so many deer.
I just love deer.
Yeah, yeah.
There's two.
Okay.
Are you sure?
Seven.
8-9-10!
See ya, see ya, see ya!
See one?
Are they tree stumps?
They look like tree stumps.
Wait, I think I see them!
No, no, this is um...
Look, they're real!
And there's the books, they all came out too!
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's it!
Yeah!
It's gonna fucking age more.
No, it's cool!
There's, there's, there, I do see two!
Wow!
There's so many!
We're gonna pee, I'm gonna pee!
Yeah, there is one.
Wow, that is a big boy.
They love to eat better men.
There's one like here.
they're eating grass is all they're doing yeah wait when we drive do you
think we'll see them closer yeah see them better
see them it is pissing me off because it looks like I'm talking about building
up there what is that look what the fuck
If that's a house, that is crazy.
That's like a bougie ass house.
I don't know who lives there. That is insane.
Oh yeah, like these...
Oh wow, these leg houses.
And on the what?
This is like the kick house.
I know, it's like the main... yeah.
The main building is just like the kick house.
Oh my...
Man, what's that?
Oh, it's okay. Sit down. We believe you.
H-Mart time!
First A-W date.
That is a cute date. We go watch the sunset with deer.
It was pretty romantic, wasn't it?
Right, with the deer, of course.
And then now we're going to get dinner.
You want to watch a scary movie after?
Yes, cook dinner, watch a movie.
Oh, that sounds like heaven.
Emily, that's what we should do. We should just go on a date every time we stream together.
I will find new date spots.
Okay!
Let me guess. Let me guess what face you're making. Does she go the...
Okay!
Did she do that?
Yeah.
Ah, she knows so well already.
She knows the face shows I'm making.
Don't call them that.
What? Other face shows?
Okay.
Rosie, get the camera ready.
I swear!
It's ready.
Okay, look look look.
Yeah, see him.
No, Rosie, they were there.
They were there, they were.
Look, look at these.
Look at these guys.
I'll put my car on comfort,
so I drive very quietly.
I don't want to, don't talk.
There's one loud right here.
Look, look.
That's a Bambi.
That's a dog.
Hi Bambi.
Oh, no, come back, please, I'm so sorry.
The venison joke was a bad joke.
Oh, no, I apologize.
Oh, he's got a little walk to and a little spank.
Can you see that?
Psst, psst, psst.
Hey, hold on.
That's a little spank to you, a little attitude.
OK, goodbye.
Have a nice day.
OK, I don't know if you can see, but there's
like so many in the field now.
So when it gets darker, Emily, I'm not giving you.
It was like 25 years.
Or just randomly out here.
It was crazy.
I didn't see the cool.
Oh, there's another one.
Crossing the road.
Was he- We need a better camera with better zoom.
The fuck?
This thing doesn't zoom in on me.
You need to get one of those jackets and take a look at this.
Sorry.
What? Oh, sorry.
Emily, I now believe Senna.
She's alright.
Emily, I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna overt those on my medication.
That was a 45 year old bulimic man in a costume.
No, it was not!
He was real.
He's a guy crawling on all fours.
He's a paid actor. I haven't crawled on all fours outside.
He wasn't real. Oh my god. H-mart is four. Is that okay?
Yeah.
It was probably because of a little bit of trouble.
This is why I like you, Emily.
It is worth it.
You're down for a driving segment.
And we can yap.
I feel like we're great yappers. Right, Chad?
We do yap.
We yap, yap, yap.
But that's kind of nice, though.
Yes.
Emily, what we need to do is we need to compete with Bonnie and Archie.
and arky and do 24 hours in the wilderness.
I don't know about that.
You?
I definitely don't know about that.
Oh, so what?
Are you back here 24 hours?
You wouldn't do it in a second?
Oh no!
Oh, oh, is that what it is?
That was crazy.
Right, right.
So that's what it is, huh?
Can we go back there?
I'm sorry.
That was actually like, I don't know what,
I was like, I can't tell you for content.
So then I'm not gonna do 24 hours with you.
What does that even mean?
What's I even thinking?
You fucking switched.
Oh my God.
So, A she went Hollywood and then she swiped.
Whoa, Hollywood!
She was those OTK numbers, boy.
Oh my God!
Not the OTK numbers.
When did you last do 24 hours?
Have you done?
I don't have ever done one.
I've only done marathons.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
My chat wants me to do one,
but I think I have other plans this year.
A 24 hour?
Other than that.
Oh, other than that?
Yeah.
Are you gonna do any marathons or anything?
Not plans yet.
But, but maybe.
Yeah, like things just pop up randomly, I think.
I'm like, okay.
Yeah, that's not how it goes.
I have a few things in the works that I have planned.
Alrighty.
Oh, thank you for the five.
Thank you for the five, W5.
Thank you so much.
Well, it'll be, I don't know.
I feel like Emily, we should do a gaming marathon.
I did say that I think you're the best gamer in care.
Oh, Emily.
Yeah.
You just lie on my behalf.
You care?
No, I think she's the best gamer in care.
over agents yeah oh you know Emily you're kind of right right yeah cuz like rage
but rage doesn't even game yeah I'm second best I agree I got third in
Tetris I actually agree I do agree actually no Emily I think you're better
than me and I'm second oh stop yeah no Emily I think you're better than me
Because I watched you play Tetris and it's kind of crazy
Thank you
Probably the hottest thing about you. Oh my god my Tetris movement. It's your Tetris movements. Yeah. Thank you
I'm not I did watch a whole tournament really. I watch the whole thing
Because it was so good and I was watching you fight and then remember when you beat Manday in the beginning
Yes, Monday, and I thought he was so oh he was great. He was great at it. Yes
It's like good job, Manday. That's harder than you did better than I thought
I was like so curious people are saying to go to his chat. So I clicked on his chat and his chat was calling him
The Danish E-Rob so the first time I ever met the guy felt so bad, but I typed in his chat
I typed lol Danish E-Rob. Yeah, and then and then they were all like no way and they were shitting on him
Oh my god, no, I remember that was so funny like well imagine he called Danish E-Rob
That would suck. Yeah, that was really fun. You watched all of it
Yeah, I did I watched I watched when you lost
Yeah, but you did really I mean to be very decision before that though, right?
Yeah, I would the gym is always like which was so yeah explains to me how you were a coach
How is what you were a coach? Yes? I was I was no trainer for a day
And how much did he get done? He did three sets of exercises. Yeah, what were they called?
He did lat pull down. Yeah. Oh my god. Wait. She knew the name. Okay. Yeah leg curls. Yeah, okay
I know because what we did life to the day and he told me that you move
Good girl bad girl. There it is. Oh wait. I've done a good girl bad girls before
Okay, those are good because you feel it right in your cheeks. I love it. Yes the bad girl
Yes, the bad girls. Okay feel so good chat. Have you ever done bad girls in the gym?
You know it's if you're a girl especially it feels like your ass is getting juicier by the second
Yes, it feels like it's getting bigger and bigger every time I do it
That's literally what it feels like it's so good
Um, I went a lot this week I try to go like three times a week at minimum. Yeah, but this week I went for
Yeah, I was pretty good
I was and I ate very good this week, so I'm very proud of myself
Do you like do weights the whole time do weights? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's my favorite. I love like lifting weights
Yeah, I hate cardio. Do you like cardio? I do. I like I like running
Kind of Emily, you know what I wanted to do that you inspired me what so you know the walk-a-thon that you did
Oh, yes in New York
I wanted to do that one day because I wanted to get my steps
You did try! It's really not that bad
I think I want like 25k, wait, how much was a chat? 30 feet?
It's fun
Yeah, 30k steps and then
I would do that
I was a little tired at the end, I was like I'm over it
But it's like you do get your 32k, you do get your steps in
Oh my god, bitch! You don't have to remember that you did
What?
I remembered your running one where your bitch ass did not run
Oh my god, do you remember that?
I had a run-a-thon. First of all, I had live a live GPS.
So then, Chad could find me if they wanted to.
Oh my god, yes, and the Chad, like, they were spamming me.
Sit, please, can you please call Emily?
I can't if something happens you are fucked so like I need you to not and you ended up running in like the darkness
To in the woods, and I was like bitch
What are we doing? Oh, we look at the sunset
so pretty oh my god it's like the barky sunset
wow are we back oh oh it's probably a bit right because of the bad area
wow
it's so gorgeous so Austin is really nice on this actually Emily I know you remember our backyard
I want to leak where that house is just because I want to show them the backyards
So I dress good. I mean, I kind of can't right? Sure. Yeah, we we don't live there anymore
Two nine zero five happening to go. Hey, hey, if anybody bit of two nine zero five happening to kill that should hit bro
That was a good ass address. It was when we have the golf course behind us
The sunset would go over and it was gorgeous
Actually, that address has already been leaked!
Oh! No! Who did that?
Probably Wodge.
It's probably Wodge.
Oh, is it headmarkering?
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, chat.
Hold on.
It's the cable.
That's okay.
Sorry.
I didn't do that at all.
Are we good now, chat?
We good?
No problem.
What is headmarkering?
Uh, it's like...
That HDMI comes a little loose?
Yeah.
It sounds like a little shooty.
Yeah, HCM on.
What, a H?
HCM on?
It sounds like in Call of Duty when you like hit him off at someone.
Uh-huh.
Like you shoot them but they don't die.
Oh, but just it's just like that.
Yeah, so it's like one HP.
So whenever they do their only 10s, it's because they're taking HP damage.
Oh.
Because they're getting hit, Markard.
So that means we have to heal them.
Yeah.
Oh.
Thanks, Emily.
Is that better, guys?
Oh my God.
What is this road?
Where are we going?
What the heck?
Guys, we might have to go back.
Guys, okay, we might F because I don't know where the fuck we are, uh-oh.
You got a little distracted.
No, I didn't get distracted. Do you see where this turn is?
It's a driveway.
Yeah, what is this?
You can go, sir.
Is this a road?
It's a...
It's a one-way driveway because they closed the other road.
Can we? Is this a...
Yeah.
Yes. No, it's a road.
Oh, wow.
That's cool.
Where are we?
I don't know where we are.
wait let me see you see right here it's a it's a road I'm not surprised
road trip oh my god Emily how mad would you be if I ever picked you up one day
and I said well now surprise road trip I would be like
So if I pick you up one day, we're driving all the way to Colorado.
I just need my, uh, my, my pit stops, my bathroom stops.
Okay, we can go to Bucky's.
I'm gonna look.
I love Bucky's.
Bucky's is sick.
We have to go to Bucky's.
But here's the thing though.
When you get the food, do you like the food of Bucky's?
That's the best thing.
That's literally the only thing that's good there.
Yeah.
Everything else is good.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a good thing.
It's a good thing.
the only thing that's good there yeah everything else kind of yes the pull
pork sandwiches mid yeah wait oh yeah now I started thinking about the banana
pudding and it's so good we get a burger on the way to a segment Emily
No, I feel bad. No, cuz we're gonna cook.
Emily, we did a shake-sat for him in the other day. It's not hard.
What'd you just say?
Shake-sat? Shake-sat? Shake-sat?
Oh, I forgot the chords!
Fuck!
The free shake!
You get free shakes?
Yes! No, we went to Shake Shack and they gave us a bunch of free stuff!
But I accidentally showed all the QR codes like a-like a thingus!
Wait, so you think chat like you're like that?
Yeah, I should've given away already.
No!
Emily, didn't you like-
Free shake?
It was blurry, it was blurry!
Surely no one-no one got it.
We're not just margin the lens.
Emily, we could eat at H-Bart. We can grab a snack.
Oh, yeah, the food court.
Oh, I may be that. In the food court.
Maybe we'll get a little snacky.
Ooh, like sushi?
Wait, what was the thing we got the last time, the OK dog?
Yeah, it's like a little hot sauce, but I don't like them anymore.
What?
They're like, they're like the cheesy dogs.
You're not really a fan.
You fucking switched.
Usually, they're like, kind of made.
You like the OK dogs?
That's the first place.
Wait, why did she say that like I'm like a poor person which is like, oh you like that
Yikes, like oh, I've moved on but like oh
Like this bitch. Did you switch up on the okay dogs? I think it's because I had some in LA. They were horrible
And then I think that it ruined it for me
Like it just was not good
But we can we can what else do they have there that giant katsu
That wad used to get the pasta.
Oh, yes.
We can get sushi. They have sushi.
They do.
They might get like a roll.
And then a yummy drink.
I don't think we've ever done an Hmart segment.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Wait, on your channel?
No, have you?
Maybe like once to like Instacart or something.
When I was an Instacart driver.
I remember when I first moved here,
because I moved after you and Wad.
And you guys were like,
We had to take you to H1.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
And then after I moved here, and just got like lunch, and it was so good.
Yeah.
Now, our H-Mart is crazy.
There's like a whole food court.
Yeah.
With like, oh, help.
Oh, H-Mart, uh, H-Mart?
Hit markers?
Hit markers.
Uh-oh.
Sorry.
Sorry, chat.
I'm wondering if it's just the-
Oh, the area?
It might just be the area.
We don't normally stream in this area so it could be.
It's better now.
It could be the area I think.
Sorry.
I'm not gonna do that.
More heels please.
You don't know, babe, when you hold me
and kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest thing.
My rear view mirror and your bone kiss to me
More heels
Is it good now are they max?
Are they for sure damn Emily? Yeah, you say that it makes me really sad. We haven't done more stuff together
I know but we have our whole lives ahead of us. No, we have to wait for 2029
It has to be three years guys. Sorry
You guys gotta be patient.
So in 2029, neither of us will start a family.
We'll all be doing the same things.
To be honest with you, I have no intention of having a family by 2029 at all.
Oh.
In three years?
Yeah, no me neither.
I don't think I could.
Starting a family?
No.
Yeah, no way.
I think I would need at least minimum five.
Yes, mine is five years.
In five years, I'll be like, okay, then I can talk.
But three years is too soon.
I agree.
like and also it's just like I feel like I'm such an idiot now I got like a
brain-dead chocolate ice you imagine like me raising the kid in three years
maybe someday but like I'm not I'm not like not open to it but like if you
asked me currently right now then didn't know because I'm focused on like my job
yeah exactly what about you yeah I want kids eventually but definitely not now
That's what I am. I'm like eventually but not not now and then sometimes I look at my cats and I go
What I want to put Mushi you're dealing with a baby
No
Mushi would not like a kid. He'd be so annoyed
Yes, Mushi would be like this is my mom. This is not your mom like he's so attached to the hip
And also the other thing too is like you can't cook the way that I cook if you have kids
what does that mean cuz kids are fucking picky you have to get them gerbers yeah
Gerber's you have to get them gerbers they're a little baby food their
fuck-ass baby food yeah like you want to eat that I'm saying either eat a grown
man sandwich eat a hamburger where's your steak yeah for real where's your
steak yeah where's your steak where's your pasta girl like you're saying I'm
I'm picky, I'm not that picky.
Emily.
Yes.
You are kind of picky.
But I can eat everything.
I just don't like it.
You're not a chicken nugget girlfriend, are you?
What does that mean?
Like you eat like chicken nuggets and fries
at most restaurants?
No.
I eat pasta.
That's different.
Do you only eat like Alfredo and Ritzos pasta?
Yeah, only Ritz.
I hate pesto.
We get marinara sauce who hates pesto so bad. It tastes horrible
What do you think is better if you have bad pester it can run pesto for the rest of your life? Yeah
Do you have you even a seafood boil?
No, Emily Emily Emily. Oh my god. What a new fun sinna simile idea
We're gonna go take you to try new foods. Yes, and and I hate them all you know
You've never had a seafood boil right? No we could go get a seafood boil. Yeah, I've never had that
What is that? Wouldn't you like shake it up?
Yeah, the bag and then you eat it and you dip it in butter and you suck the meat out of the little egg
I
Don't want to do the motion because it looks kind of crazy
It is really do you like crab I like butter
So then I did the I could dip all the seafood in the butter all my god
Do you have shrimp?
That's fine.
But the butter, I like dipping crabs, like crab meat into butter.
Wait a minute, how do you eat your steak?
Medium rare?
Okay, okay, save, save, save, save, save.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Wait, isn't this the worst I've done?
I almost pulled over and kicked you out of my car.
And that's why I said well done.
No, if you would have said well done, I wouldn't have stopped talking to you.
Never mind.
No, I think well done's the worst, but people are actually like well done somehow.
That's disgusting!
It's like eating leather.
Yes, it's so chewy.
I don't think I've ever had well-done steak. It's either really raw or like medium rare.
Emily, you should have had the fire steak that we made over like the fire pit outside.
Okay, you do that right?
Yes, and it was so good and it was it was medium rare.
You liked it, right?
Oh my god.
My mouth is watering.
Oh my, where are the sauce from my food? Because we haven't eaten it.
Because we haven't eaten it.
I'm starving.
Okay, okay.
We will get a snack because otherwise you will be hungry and we still have to travel
to my home.
Yeah, and then how long does cooking take?
Like an hour?
Yeah, depends on what you want in it.
Like do you want a cutlet, like a pork cutlet, and you're carbonara?
Is that what you usually do?
You can do it.
I can do it for you.
And normally I do chicken cutlets, like I put katsu, and then I fry it, and then I chop
it up and I lay it over top of the udon.
Oh my God.
My mouth is watering.
Oh my god, I don't even know.
Wait, okay, how much extra time does that add?
I can do it quick enough.
We'll say no more!
I'll make it work, I'll make it work.
Really?
Yeah, I'll make it work.
I'll be doing my spaghetti.
Okay, deal.
We'll be multi-tasking.
And it'll be really good.
I forgot about your spaghetti.
Oh yes.
or get my delicious spaghetti, Mark Marinera, Parmesan dish.
I'm excited for that.
Yeah, that would be good, right?
You're not eating any of the udon.
I don't have enough.
Yeah, sorry, Rosie.
I don't have enough, Rosie.
I'm so sorry.
It's kind of like a simile date thing.
You don't want to eat on a date.
And Cameraman doesn't eat, so.
Normally he does eat, but I feel like you can't eat
if I go on a date.
That's kind of crazy.
Yeah, it's just an us thing.
Yeah, it's a simile thing.
Sorry, Rosie.
You're not really a good person.
What if it's healthy?
No, maybe there's like some leftovers like there's like a noodle left on like the plate. Yeah
Man, I would say we can advise over but he doesn't want to eat the food. He said don't make it
Okay. Yes, that's what I'll do. I'll make a chicken color. I'll cut the color and I'll make the creamy carbonara udon
I don't have pancetta
Then what's that? I can use bacon
It's like it's like a cured type of cheese
That's really salty that you can put in carbonara, but the problem is everybody's gonna see when you see it carbonara is like it's not cream
It's butter, but it's called like creamy carbonara for a reason like you kind of change it
Wait, what is what does H mar have like the udon noodles? Yeah, okay?
So that's why we're gonna go to H mar just because I don't want on risk going like yeah, please
And we can get katsu stuff too and the stuff for your spaghetti of course.
The salmon?
I think we're doing too many things Chad, we have to-
Oh wait.
We're cooking too many things.
Wait, okay ask them do they not want the udon and do they want the salmon instead?
Well, I think they want like both.
So they want the salmon, the udon, and the spaghetti.
Uh.
You know, I think it's worth just making everything.
Because just in case, so you have like plenty left over.
Okay, so do you think I could make the udon at home?
Yes.
Okay.
If you make spaghetti, you can make this udon, yes.
A thousand percent you can make it.
Whatever, whatever I can learn.
Yeah, and there's like more, like there's more choices that way.
You know?
Wait, what did you say Rosie?
Just make everything.
Make?
There's more choices.
Maybe, maybe can we do salmon and udon?
Cause I do too much pasta.
Okay, so do you, wait, hold on, hold on, back up.
What do you mean you do too much pasta?
Explain that to me.
Like, I've been eating pasta for the past three days.
And I like, I really like udon, but then it's like the same variation.
Oh, I thought you said like you cook too much pasta.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Oh, oh you do, okay.
Yeah, so then it's like if I do salmon, then at least it's like a little bit of variety.
Okay, so how about this?
Right.
We do another shrimp stew, and you have to make me your spaghetti.
Okay, I like that.
We'll go out for a day, we'll do an excursion, and then...
And at the end I'll make you my spaghetti.
Deal.
Okay, my spaghetti is so easy.
It's just spaghetti, marinara on top, and then add parmesan.
It's like nothing special.
Yeah, but that's special because you made it.
Really?
You think so, Sena?
Yes.
Oh, thank you.
I tried my best.
Wait, I was gonna say we can turn on the lights too, if you make sense of that.
Thank you, Sena.
Yeah, it's so special because you made it.
You know Udon is noodles though, right?
Yeah, exactly.
It is pasta so you're eating more pasta that's good. That's good, but then but we'll do the salmon as well
So then it's like salmon and pasta, so then salmon's like so you don't want chicken then yeah, no chicken. How about that?
Yeah, no chicken just salmon and pasta boom
I think it's worth making the chicken. Oh
Making it
She can try it that way
I mean, well it's Simba's call because Simba has to make the chicken.
Okay, for Rosie?
Emily, you have to help me.
I'm talking about making katsu at home, so...
Oh, oh, I can still help, yeah.
I'm gonna make you help me.
Okay!
But you'll have fun.
Yes.
And Rosie, I'll get chicken, but I'm just gonna probably make enough for me and Emily.
Yeah.
Yeah, sorry Rosie.
I think I'm like child-hired from katsu because one time I got lunch with someone who was katsu
And the lunch was like so awkward and then I hate it caught wait wait wait on spill the tea on the lunch
Like but I think it's like one of those things where like the guy thinks it's a date
But then you don't think it's a date and then you're just like talking like normal
But then he thinks it's a date and I'm like oh my god. It's not so fast
That's so this combo sucks ass too. That's so awkward and wait when you were in school
Did you ever have a guy do the thing where he comes to you and goes I have a friend that likes you?
And you're like, oh who's the friend and they're like somebody who you know who you're really close with and really they're talking about themselves
Yes, yes, I never got that. Why don't we talking about you never have happened to you?
I don't think so. I had that happen to me and
It was really awkward, but it's better than the alternative of the guy who asked me out and then he said he got
Is it you okay? Yeah, he got there and asked me out. No, that was evil. That one was bad. That was very mean of him
I don't know why he would say that. Yeah, but see I think back on that sometimes and I'm like and he was crazy
He's he's messaged me since oh yeah, the guy yes, and they're like oh like which is up
You're doing amazing. Hope you're doing well. Look you bitch. Oh
He's trying another chance. Yeah, but I didn't say that though. I didn't stand on it
I didn't stand on it at all. Oh my god Emily. We're near our old house. I didn't leave the address
It doesn't matter where we are. We're literally this is the shopping center. We went to all the time
Hello, 2905, Aberdeenie, Aberdeenie, go!
This was your dream, Emily!
Oh my god, 2905, Aberdeenie, go!
Oh my god, that was my dream!
Wait, is it true? Okay, so what happened after we moved out?
Like, they decreased the rent? Or what?
Significantly!
That's crazy.
By like a third, they decreased the rent.
What?
Those little bitches, yes.
Oh yeah, because I was considering moving that, actually.
What?
I think.
No, not in this house.
Bitty stories like that's their old house. We should consider this really oh my oh wait you were right wait, so how much is it now?
I think it's way cheaper. Yeah, but the problem was it had all the issues in it remember
It remember though it was it was broken. So I think they lowered it
You just so many stuff was broken and the agency wouldn't fix it. It wasn't our fault. Yeah, um, so we were like, okay
Well, if you're not gonna fix it then
Fuck you. Yeah, we had so many issues. I think like our garage door wasn't working and then the pool was green
Dude, Emily, do you remember when you opened the door? I talked to my stream to the guy on stream
Yes, I literally I didn't remember that until I saw like a message. Oh my god. I think I did that. Oh
My god, yeah, and you don't know
We were I was home. I'm saying I'm getting ready to go live
I'm watching Emily's stream and the doorbell rings and I'm like I have her stream on she's like on her phone
And I see her walk up to the right. There's no way she's about to do what I think she's about to do
Like there's no fucking way she un-mutes like it's unmuted opens the front door and goes hello
Like on stream open with the front door open and the guy goes hi is this and is a PV on the guy
But then but either way he opens the door which you don't know who it is
Like it could be a viewer anybody news motherfucker opens the door and then the guy goes I can say the address now
He goes sorry ma'am. Is this two nine zero four happening?
And she goes oh no, that's next door and then she knew I was good save
Yeah, she's after she says that says goodbye or whatever and the good guy goes oops
And then later on me and watch right because we don't even know I hear about this from her mods that are better messaging me
mind you and her mom's are like hey you need to unpublish the video and Emily
and Emily goes oh I didn't think that I should say anything though she goes
because he didn't say our actual address he said the next door neighbors
after yes it's fun because he didn't say our
But I was like Emily no, I know and then I think there's another time I got sick because I showed my uber app
I did not realize that when you show the uber app like the go is like where you are
And I was like wait a tiny bit our place that but like the go is like your bubble
She was you guys look the uber is this far away. Yeah, and then she turned it. Oh, I forgot about that
Oh my god, I totally forgot.
Yeah, so that was but that's why I'm living alone now. Yeah, but that makes me sad sometimes and like I did like living with you
Yeah, it was very fun.
Do you like being alone? Do you guys like living alone? I like living alone. I think because also I'm like pretty messy
But it's like also nice to be around
People but for me, it's like because I'm so loosey-goosey with stuff. I'm like it's probably for the best
Yeah, I will say that like I feel like our friendship not having to worry about that
Oh my god, what if this person believe in the same thing? Sorry. Um is our friendship is a lot better now without the stresses of like that
Yes, I agree being a problem. I mean I I always heard like you should never live with your friends because
They're like problems could arise. I think it depends like I've always said there are some friends that are like some of my best friends
Yeah, and I wouldn't live with them. Yeah, but I think that they're awesome and I have nothing against them
I just wouldn't live with them cause I'm like, I think we would just be so different.
Uh huh, 100%.
But that does make me really sad cause I didn't miss living with you.
I know! We have a nice house too!
I know, oh my god and the view!
And I would make the spinmasoobie and I would go sit on the top deck.
Oh, well yeah, y'all can come back with me.
I'm sad we would go up there.
It was so nice.
Yes.
Damn, those were really the fucking days.
I gotta chat.
Extra Emily didn't you commit to cleaning your house on a gym stream?
Maybe but it takes time and mind your business
Emily please Rosie I try to pitch her because we did it at our old house where we were on her desktop and me and
Waj went into hazmat suits and we went in her room and we cleaned it and it was fun
Yeah, I want us to clean Emily's room on stream
You can see the monster under the bed that Rosie hasn't seen the monster yet
What do you think I have? We did. You did? You did? We did this segment. We did this segment.
I mean, yes, Innosod. Did you see it, too? Yeah. We came into your house and we saw it.
I'd be showing everyone. Man, your monster's really getting around, isn't it?
Yeah, for real. I'll show everyone the monster, huh? Oh, great, great. I think at least 20 people have seen it so far.
That's crazy. That's awesome. Yeah, that's it.
And you had that when you lived with me? Yeah, but it was like in, like, a drawer.
Like I don't use that. I don't use the monster. Okay. It's like it's literally just a monster under the bed
But right now it's like it's like such a mean you have to keep it was the monster ever not under the bed
It used to be in the drawer. It was in the drawer in the old house and then never used
Yes, so so you mean to tell you me that you've me you've moved now what twice
Yeah, and even when you move to Austin because you never use this thing you thought hmm. I'm still gonna bring it
Yeah
She would do that like just it's funny
At the time it was never shown it wasn't shown to the apartment
So the monster of the George even wait it was it was a hidden monster up into the apartment meaning she traveled with it
And it wasn't a stream bit
But I'm gonna use it
It's it's just a it's just a moxer under the bed. It's like Leslie's guitar
I feel like I feel like like y'all can be right now or L. I'm like I'm like says no one hmm. Well
No, my favorite
Insane story that is kind of inappropriate of when you and I live together is when me and watch more on the couch downstairs
You didn't know that we were home and we all went out drinking
Uh-huh, and then you came back, I think before us, and you forgot that we...
So you came downstairs, and you're under...
That's fine!
She goes, she comes out there, she's like a brawn panties, and there's people over there, like me, watch, and I'm ready, right?
Right, I have a shirt on?
No!
What?
Bitch!
No, you did not have a shirt on!
Are you serious?
Really?
No, you did not have a shirt on!
Oh my god.
And then you go oops, and then you walked to the kitchen grab you're already committed
You've walked the kitchen grab your fucking food, and then you went back upstairs. He said good night guys
But it was funny because we knew that I think you had been drinking like we had all gone out
And so we knew that you like I think didn't realize that people were there
So nobody cared like they were oh, that's funny, but like it was just so crazy
You
My thing was, oh it's like wearing a swimsuit, it's fine.
Yeah, I mean, that is fair.
Yeah, it's like whatever.
To be fair, I used to remember how my bathroom was outside of my bedroom.
Yes.
I used to sometimes run nude from my bedroom to my bathroom.
Oh really?
Yes, and I would get so scared.
I have to poke my little head out and make sure that Y's and you were not in the living room and then
sprint out like a little rat.
Because I just didn't want to get caught, but like what am I supposed to do?
Yeah, no you have to, you have to just sprint.
That's what I'm saying, like there's no other place I can go.
So it's like, okay. Well, I'm gonna run and make it a little easier, but that was running nude
I found out that Bonnie does that in our house. Oh, she does. She said this on streams. I'm not leaking
But she said yeah, sometimes she showers upstairs and then she needs to change in her stream room
So she's like, yeah, sometimes I just run all the way up the stairs. I'm gonna find
Yeah, but then she's running by my room butt ass naked and I'm like
I saw oh
That's like no no during the system on like
Oh, you saw me naked. Yeah. Yeah, we were on this naked. We were
To be fair we were like oh everybody can go in the bathroom and shower and then we kept walking in the bathroom, so
Do you remember the cream pie that was on the floor in the shower? Yes. Yes, and Bonnie's like what the heck is this?
Yeah, Bonnie was in the shower, and I told her I was like no one's gonna walk in and I forgot she's in there
So I walk in oh, yeah, and Bonnie's literally like this. She's nude
Covering her face, her body, and she's touching her foot against the cream pile on the floor, and she was kind of, what is this?
What is this cream pile?
Was it an L reload?
Insane timing.
Hello!
Come on, Ms. Emily.
We're at H mark, guys!
Yes!
We made it!
Oh my god, we got food.
I know!
We got a little bit.
Yay!
Oh!
This feels so good.
I'm so excited.
Wow, this feels really at home right in the Asian market.
Yeah.
Do you come here often?
No, I haven't been here in like years.
Really?
Yeah.
Since we would go?
Yeah.
I didn't go since the last house.
Emily, no!
This used to be our spot.
Okay, it's fine.
We'll get good food.
I'm so excited.
It's also like pretty close to my apartment, so I should probably come here more.
pretty close to my apartment so I should probably come here more. I will come here
for udon after today and make my own udon. Oh, to make stuff? Yes. Did you know
you can do it at H1 now? What? Really? Yes. They literally deliver to my house.
You can actually do it at H1. That's so nice. No joke. So if you want to... If you want to do it at H1 so you don't have to come you can actually order the stuff.
Yeah. Okay, okay. Which is so easy. Oh my god, I'm becoming a chef. So they're teaching me how to be a chef. Chef
Emily and you're gonna be making good food. Oh my gosh. It's something you're gonna go on a date and you can make them food. Oh
Okay, yeah, I didn't excite you okay. I'll make it for sit-up. Sit-up is my day. Wait, okay
That's a good day. Okay, you can learn cooking and then you come back and show me what you were. Yes
Give me a few months. I will learn. Months? I'm talking months for a meal. Months for a meal again. Bitch, what?
Oh my god, is that? Oh my god, no. Wait Emily we're gonna get max heels.
Ready?
Yeah.
It's so romantic.
Wait.
Is it a line for that?
This will.
I'm so good at this.
Can we stand in this?
Oh.
WKC.
How do we look?
Right, yep.
Wait, hold on, you need another one.
Emily, may I?
Yes!
Ah!
Wow!
That was amazing!
Oh, she's more excited than I thought!
Oh my God!
Oh, here's some sushi.
Do you want this?
I'll put the other food in here.
Okay, go ahead.
I'm not going to stand on the collar roll.
Yeah, we'll keep it.
Oh, it's Friday night. Oh, yeah, Friday!
Emily, this is what we should do. And this is going to 6th Street.
Yeah!
Oh my God, I wish I had that hunger in me.
Yeah, hell no.
I wouldn't do it on a whim.
Yeah, exactly. You have to go.
Oh, that's not true. I actually wouldn't.
6th Street wasn't that bad during my birthday.
It was fun.
I thought there's gonna be like fights and stuff. No, I thought it was really fun. Yeah, man these chicken
You would like
No reason
It's corn it's corn so amazing
Yeah, wait is that fun or is it maybe it's like it's corn so amazing I don't know
It's corn so amazing. It's corn so amazing. Yeah, yeah, two separate like crazy. I'm understanding it. Yeah, it's yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's making a lot of sense
So I hit the whip
They have to book you
James on the TV
This is jaw-block tall pink height
Jopak.
What was that?
Jopak.
Maybe what was her?
Jopak.
Topakki.
How do you say it?
Jopak.
Topakki.
Topokki.
Like, tteokbokki, right?
Wait, have you been to that late night Korean spot
that we've been going to?
Where?
Oh, and I'm gonna put you on here.
What is it?
I wanna know.
We don't, oh, we can go eat late night one day?
Yes, yes.
And then have like, tteokbokki.
The cheesy, tteokbokki things that you eat,
and it's really good.
I don't know how good this is.
You wanna eat?
Maybe we could get that one, show that one.
A raw pocky?
Oh, there's a wrong one there too.
They have cheese pocky.
Okay, we're great.
Okay.
Which one do you want?
How big is this?
A pocky?
But if it's three of us splitting it, I think that's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which split one?
Because the worst thing is we can just take it home.
Cheese pocky.
Hey, you top hokey.
Yes.
Why did somebody in the name of Hannah in my chat just write,
I mean this in a non-creepy man way, but Sinnoh's boobs are slay.
Oh my god, yes!
So slay.
W. Gurley in the chat.
That is very sweet.
Oh no, they're saying, oh no, they didn't want to be seen.
Sorry Hannah, my bad.
That's my pose.
Hello! Can we get this view off?
Can we just share this?
How big are they?
I don't want to eat too much, because I want to save my appetite.
It's like this.
That's enough for me.
I got it!
so sweet!
I'm just gonna get her.
No, don't worry.
Thank you so much.
Here, I'll get her drinks.
No!
Wait, I'm not thirsty.
You said what?
I'm not thirsty.
You're favoritin' at the okay dog!
Oh my God, those big-ass corndogs, bro.
They're so good.
One of these.
I'm not thirsty.
Oh, you mean which one do I get?
I don't get some bullshit hot dog in it.
I get the one with straight cheese.
Oh, mozzarella dog.
Mawtsa cheddar dog looks so good.
I miss it so much. It's been so long.
This looks pretty good.
I used to get potato mawtsa dog in New York.
Do you like your time?
Yeah, I do a lot of it.
I think we just get one and we'll try it.
Okay.
Hi!
Can I please do one of these?
Oh, they're going to cheat us.
Wow.
No.
They're going to ramen bar.
Crispy duck.
What is that?
Oh, chips on top.
It's like a dada.
I thought that would taste kind of bad.
Yeah, a dada.
Okay.
Wow, this is so Korean.
It's amazing!
I love being Chinese!
Yes, that was my first purchase with my business car.
What do you want?
Wait, congrats!
Which one do you have?
Uh, change.
That's a good one.
The reward.
Okay.
Um, what?
Yeah, do you want to get a drink?
No, it's okay.
I'll get a water.
We get cherry.
Okay.
Do you want a water?
Sure, we do.
We'll get a drink.
Okay, do you want a water?
Sure, yeah.
We'll get three waters.
We need the water to be here.
Should we do the water?
No, we need to get the water.
Bottle! Soda!
We need to get the water to come as well.
Wait, what the heck?
Soda got it!
She's getting us bottled water!
She's for two strong nurses.
Okay, I'll get some of this anyway.
Just kidding.
Kaku.
I don't know, I'm gonna get this little mini water.
Would you like hot or cold Rosie?
I'll have some cold.
Cold?
Yeah.
And a little bit of hot.
Oh of course, that's what I do.
Too much hot.
Too much.
Yeah, cold.
Yeah, thanks.
That's too cold.
No?
That's too cold.
Too cold, yeah.
Perfect, thank you.
Was that too...
That's good.
I know.
Wait, I didn't even put in hot water.
Yeah, this is way too cold.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you think that we'd be left?
Oh, no. We did.
Oh my gosh!
We had it like that!
That's a tree.
Wait, sit on this side.
So that way we have less people.
Wait, I thought it would be nice, I was like, oh my god, because I had the Sony up there.
Oh, I would have gotten the Sony.
I don't like the Sony, though.
That's so nice.
It's so ass.
Thank you, Zika.
Okay, holy stall of doom, bro.
We're supposed to be cooking today, we're doing no cooking.
That's okay, we've been yapping, and yapping's fun.
It's because cooking's hard.
But we're going to get our ingredients and then cook it at home.
I can make Emmysum, too, because she's home.
Yes, that's all right.
Yeah, I'll make it myself.
I can't make Bonnie's time because she's still Ted Cruz though, so I can't.
And where is she?
Is she in Thailand now?
I think so, yeah.
But I said she left even though I'm in the snowstorm, like Ted Cruz did.
Oh my god, she got away there.
She got on a flight.
She pees and she's like, hi guys.
What's smart about that?
Water thesis.
Okay, wait, close your eyes.
Okay.
I'm gonna get two cups.
All right, I'm waiting.
Emily's chat type one, and Sina's chat type two.
See, and you can tell if it's between
uh, uh, tap water and Eviolet.
Okay, ready guys?
I'm gonna close my eyes.
I'm scared.
And here's your first one.
Okay.
Do I have to say what it is off river?
Can I compare the two?
You can compare.
All right, we're in the second one.
Wait.
wait
hold on hold on hold on wait I think I taste a difference
she has no idea
they're both cold
this is this is actually really cold so they're both pretty cold
she has no idea
Oh
This one is Evian this one's sad
You're right! I was right? No!
Oh what a rock!
This one was the heavy rock!
What she said there was soul crushing!
It was Evian!
So that means that Evian made my night of music gun!
Oh my god. Oh my god. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay. Thank you.
This one's gross. What is that? What is that mean? That means the MF's scale?
Wait, you saw it.
Okay. So Rosie, this is MF's weight. This is...
Let me make sure they're the same weight.
That's my water, yeah.
Yeah, I don't care.
Okay, this one's the tap water and this one's the Evian.
Nice.
Yes?
Oh my God.
What is it?
Can I have mine?
Hold on.
Smell it.
That smells so cheesy and delicious.
Open your eyes.
Oh, you bring a water test?
Oh, yes.
Wow!
What the heck?
That was pretty good.
What's all this stuff on top?
That was crazy.
I need to try them to add the gyoza and the gyoza.
It's crazy.
OK, I'll do a quick water test.
OK, this is the first one.
OK, this one's heavy on.
This one's bouncy.
Nope.
What?
I got it all in fresh!
Oh! Oh!
We're seeing good taste buds!
The only reason is because one's colder.
So it's kind of cheating.
I couldn't do a base off of the...
Base off of the...
Wait, they put gyoza in this!
Yeah, look at that!
That's so nice!
Here.
Ready?
Um, my gyoza was just cold on the inside.
My gyoza is not cold.
Everyone does a scan?
This is cold on the inside.
Alright.
Two full, two full.
Oh yeah, two full.
Ready?
Oh!
Whoa!
That was good!
That was good, that was good.
Whoa!
Wow, the broth.
That's pretty good.
Oh, that is spicy.
It's not hot.
There's no way it's spicy.
Are you serious?
It's spicy.
It's really spicy.
It's spicy too.
It's not spicy.
Why is it spicy?
Oh it's spicy.
Hey.
You think that's spicy Emily?
No.
That's spicy.
Oh no.
Yeah, yeah.
No, this is not good.
It's spicy.
It's too spicy.
You can have all of it if you want it.
No, this is not good.
It's spicy.
It's too spicy.
You can have all of it if you want it.
I don't have white taste buds, no way.
Emily, you might have the whitest taste buds of any Asian person I know.
I just hate spicy food.
Do you have eggs?
No thanks.
Go to do you like it?
That's great.
A lot of cheese.
Oh, look at this.
Okay.
They see this
Yeah, Rosie he dressed the cheese. It's so good. Just the cheese
It looks red. I'm fucking terrified. Oh, the cheese is amazing. Hi. Just the cheese, please
Wow
Wow, that's some good cheese. Oh
Oh, man.
Wait, how do you hold truck 6?
I feel like I do a bad one.
What the fuck?
You're not even using it!
I do this.
Is that bad?
That is very white.
Yeah.
Hold the pencil.
Okay.
That's how a hold a pencil works.
Hold one.
Okay.
Okay, good.
And then?
Wait, you hold like this?
Wait.
Wait, put it above your fourth finger.
Your right finger.
Okay.
Hold it.
Okay.
Pull?
Yeah.
Like that?
Ring.
I did.
And then put the other one on top of the...
Are you stabbing it?
Like that.
Boom!
Wait, what?
And then you use the top chopstick with your third and second.
So third should touch the top one.
What the fuck is this?
You're doing great!
All right, I've got it.
Yes!
You hold them like this, I hold them like this.
Yeah, I see this. It's so brain-wrought.
Wait, how do you hold it still?
I mean, you can also do this, too.
It's not right. Like this.
And hold it still.
I hold it wrong. For this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's perfect.
That looks very good.
That looks so bad.
Finger-fuel.
Good job, Rosie.
Thanks.
Oh, the cheese is really good.
Huh.
Oh, and now you like the cheese?
It has spicyness in it, though.
Is it too bad?
I mean, it's amazing.
It doesn't taste like spicy food.
Mmm.
Are you gonna do your matadog pole?
Oh yeah!
Let's see if this cheese pole.
You have to try this one again, because you might like it.
Wait.
Okay.
Oh my god!
Okay, wait.
Oh, I'll pole.
Not a good pole.
Here.
I'm getting one of the bottom savers.
Oh, Paul.
That was a bad pull.
Yeah.
That's a good pull.
Not bad.
Rosie?
I'm okay.
Do a pull.
I'm good.
I'm alright.
I can't eat the whole thing so I'm just going to take it home.
Emily, you want some?
That's good.
Yeah, it's good to it.
Oh.
Wow, look at that.
Oh wait, this is actually better than I thought.
I think this is pretty good.
I can see why you like this.
I'm telling you, okay, you had one bad one,
but the other ones are really good.
It's actually good.
Yeah.
All right, I'll have to stop.
I should go get it to go, computer.
Oh well.
It is.
Okay, well.
This is so good.
Are you full?
Oh, it's so spicy.
It's still holding me over till dinner time.
It's spicy.
So spicy.
Rose is a pussy.
She's like me.
You're kind of a pussy.
Pussy.
Can't eat your spicy food.
Haha.
You're so cute.
America nominably is spicy food.
Have you done the buckwheat challenge?
Yes, it was so bad.
Really?
Did you win?
Are you kidding me?
The buckwheat challenge?
or whatever did you do it would you like one wing huh so I was doing it until
like one way you know they knocked it now it's like isn't it like 10 of
pluckers now it's five yeah that's it yes have you done it yeah it's five
wings okay you have to eat five spicy yeah they said they wanted it to be more
more accessible. What the heck? Wait, are they getting a hand marker?
Are they? Oh, yeah, only 10. Oh, shit.
I got it.
I love the idea of the good now.
Um, we have a lot.
Oh, there's only one. Oh, there's only one. I guess what's happening. I think it's just like this.
It's okay. I'm back in action. Okay, I'm packing it up now.
Okay
Yeah, okay
Yeah, right now I'm packing it up. Yeah
Pack it up
Okay, right now I'm having it up
Emily I have a brain rot idea what what if you dip some of the cheese that's in
this in here with that's dangerous Emily look oh my god look at all that
Oh, cheese.
Genius it up.
Oh, genius.
Oh, grab this.
He said you want some cheese?
Yeah.
Grab some.
Oh, fuck.
That looks so scarred.
I'm gonna lay a little bit down.
It's not time for you to use a fork.
I'm good.
Use a fork for real.
Oh.
Pack it up, pack it up.
Alright, pack it up, pack it up.
Pack it up.
Oh we gotta pack it up. Yeah we're gonna go pack it up. Pack it up.
Okay pack it up. Pack it up. Alright, I'm done.
Does everybody want that egg? No.
All fucked up.
Yummy! Oh my god, so good. Pack it up.
All right, are we officially done? Yeah
Maybe we do just make salmon
The egg is not worth it I have no really no, okay, it's good, but it's not great so not worth
Are we done
and I can't help it.
Okay, this is my last one.
Guns in off, pack it up.
I'm packing it up.
All right.
The last hit, guys.
Ha ha ha.
Pack it up.
Let's go shopping.
Mmmm.
So, to be a chef, picking out the right groceries is part of the experience, right?
Yes.
So...
You have to pick out like...
Is this spicy cream?
It's all spicy.
You're licking like it's spicy.
I know. I was just running.
Oh no, you're going to be extra snotty.
Oh no!
Dude, your snotcliffs are the worst thing about you.
I swear.
They're the best thing and the worst thing.
I've lost some of what I'm eating too and I've almost been like, oh my god, please.
They're really bad.
They're so bad.
That one was so bad.
Where are the what?
The snog lips.
Oh, you've never seen them.
I haven't seen my snog lips.
Oh Emily, or where is the, your pure soul.
We have to show, I'll show you.
You have to see one.
There's many.
There's a lot.
Okay, we won't show a chat, but I'll show you the video.
It's great to watch right after you just ate two.
I recommend it.
Yeah.
I'm going to show you the video.
It's great to watch right after you just ate too. I recommend it
Extra Emily snot, okay, I'll hold the camera and I'll get your phone on D&D just in case
That's good burp that's W burps my mouth is so gross no rage is worse. No, it's not
Rosie I want to get your reaction. Oh, yeah here. I'll hold it. I'll hold it
Are you ready?
Where is this?
Is that a little hard?
Wait, yeah it was.
Right.
That just came out like a fountain.
It's like a waterfall.
Oh my goodness.
Oh!
It's bad, it's bad!
It's bad!
I don't know what's up!
Wait, you have multiple stuff like that too?
It's, you know, maybe we all snot!
It's... do you think I'm beautiful?
Uh, I don't think so, thankfully.
What does that happen?
That's a lot.
It's like you have like, you like store it?
Do you still want to snort?
Yeah, I think I would like a big alt.
Like a big alt?
Yeah, exactly.
Do you know what? Well, if you get a trip check, why?
Because there's been a baby crying in the background the whole time.
And the entire time the chat is like,
that baby is going crazy.
Somebody mute his combs.
Mute his combs.
That's what I'm like, I don't know if I want to do it.
Yes, because it's shut up.
Like, oh my god, there was a baby crying on the plane one time, too.
You know what was gross? The baby was crying, and the lady, bless her heart.
The baby was like months old, okay? It wasn't like a newborn, and she's like whatever.
And this mom, she decided to sit on the plane with her legs wide open.
Pulling her baby.
Okay, now hold on. So not always the baby crying, but she was not the most
cleanly lady. You could smell her Gucci in the plane with the baby crying.
So I was hearing her baby cry and you know you know like when... okay this is gonna be so TMI.
Rosie, you might want to pull your ears. You know like how sometimes if you're
period it smells like stop like a metallica
it was like that it was so bad it was so bad
it was gross it was so good
and she wouldn't stop her baby up so her baby was crying
I could smell her same kuchi and she was sitting in the chair
straight away
like how long was the flight?
3 and a half hours and it was the entire flight
yes because she sat next to me in the back
that's horrible right next to the kuchi
It was so bad in a public server, too
Yes, so the baby was crying I'm already pissed off and I could smell thank you
She and I the thing is is I got him to the bathroom
So it wasn't like I just turned around and like I'm making it up like she had her legs wide open the entire flight
It was it was
He says!
That's what she's doing!
You know when you're sitting on a chair and you have one leg folded?
Look, you have one leg folded and the other one up on the chair.
It was like that, coochie spread.
No!
She was. She was doing the full coochie spread like this, showing everything.
And her husband was just sitting there, ignoring the baby crying, like, taking it to help her.
So she's just holding the crying baby that's screaming.
And if I was that baby, I'd cry too. I'd be like, go all closer like this.
I saw it.
Like, I was crazy.
That's a nightmare.
That's an actual nightmare.
Yeah.
It was, it was a big one.
Okay, ready?
Yeah, it's such a...
Ready?
I've just got the basic story.
It's time to get some food.
Yay!
I'm so hungry.
Are you hungry?
No, it's perfect.
No, like later.
Are you going to be hungry?
Oh yeah, yeah.
I can eat.
I will eat a lot.
Rosie's getting worried because if he would have said no, he would have been like, wait
I'm not getting food on.
Oh my god, he's been, yeah Rosie's going to be excited.
Oh, oh, thank you, yeah, stay here, just put the trash out here, and I'll get this, okay.
All right, guys, send us the chef here, she'll be guiding us into what perfect ingredients
to get today.
You still have to cook.
I do.
I'm excited to see what they're doing.
All right, we're not doing the spaghetti still, I think we're just doing the udon and
the salmon.
What would you call it?
Piscetti?
All right.
Get a kiss.
Cook it.
I eat.
No, no, no.
I'll cook.
So you don't want to cook anymore, huh?
I do.
I have to learn.
This is going to be great.
Emily.
Faw.
You can't show.
What?
What I got?
Oh, so awesome.
I touched it.
Oh, no.
You make it Rosie, that was good camera work.
Cause I said oh fuck, so he instantly points and then he's like oh wait no no no.
Mark! Mark Rosie!
No!
Okay.
I will uh, I will cut.
Sorry, I'm gonna be following Senna's advice.
Oh, Senna likes it!
Oh my god.
Oh, did you want it?
Oh my god!
Yvonne is lame, no?
No.
No one likes the Yvonne.
Yvonne, clear.
No.
Oh, look at what?
Tomahawk!
Oh!
Tomahawk!
Oh!
I'm token to play.
Do you think I can get one?
How do I get the token?
I found the trick to it.
You have to get something that's close.
Oh, here?
Come on, candy.
The book.
What?
What the?
Okay.
What is her?
Concave machine.
How do I get the token?
Oh, here?
Concave.
What?
Maybe we'll come back and check.
Is it like around the thing?
Oh, sorry.
You know, this place is actually fucking the thing, but this cake is really great.
Oh, yes.
Did we get a cake from here one time?
What about birthdays?
I think so. I think it's like a famous bakery, right?
I swear we did.
Guys, don't look.
Next to us.
But we'll get stuck in here for an hour.
There's a bunch of riddles, crickets, and peppers that are so cute.
Why is it H-Mart kind of popping?
Oh, H-Mart? Okay, Emily, did you know they have a hairdresser over here?
Oh!
Oh my God, this is the cooking.
Whoa, wait, look, yeah! Cooking, right!
Pokemon Kicks.
Please.
Mega Lucario.
I think Diddy has that one.
Do people fantasize about him?
I see, I see.
Stop it, guys.
Oh, look at these little things!
Oh, Gertie.
They look a little like...
Mine melody.
Yeah!
Yes.
Like, I was the first.
Oh, these are really cute!
Yeah, they're cute.
Oh my god.
Oh, the happy trick.
What does that mean?
Oh, happy trick.
Oh, yes.
Oh, no.
I was asking you to hold it.
I was gonna...
Wow Emily, that's so sweet of you to do that.
Oh no problem.
I'm hood wheeling by business.
Oh shut up, you throw us oil all the time and I hurt you.
Oh my god, have you hit me with a double lock?
Yes of course.
Thank you Emily.
And sure safety.
Of course.
Okay, food, food, food, food. Yes, food, food.
Oh, right, the food.
Oh, but the...
Oh, my God!
This is the one where the guy made it!
You touched it and he made things?
I've never played it.
It looks good.
Wow! There's anime girls!
This is awesome.
I love it.
You have a hairdresser here, too.
What the hell? Is that crazy?
Hey, what the fuck is this?
I love this post. It's like, it's like a mall.
I know, it really is.
Do you want to go to the jewelry store?
Anyone want a...
little crocodile?
And that's what they cut for?
What the fuck is that? Who wants this?
Why does it look like that?
Oh, now I feel bad. His face is kind of cute in the back.
Oh, really? Oh, it is!
I'm here Rosie, can you go in question?
Look at his little expression.
He is pretty cute.
Okay.
What?
Wait, I thought it was a more important one.
Oh, that's not a part.
It's not.
There's something called raw thrills.
Oh, Jurassic Park.
What?
Raw thrills.
These are at least mine is corrupted.
I'm brainwashed.
Happy trip! What does that mean?
Happy trip! Wrong rills!
Oh my gosh, brain rot. You're ula-la-la.
Do you even ula-la anymore?
I do sometimes, but not as much as before.
Not as much.
I do like to ula-la.
Ula-la.
We have to bring it back in the big 2026 Evelyn.
I know.
I want to hear ula-la left and right.
Alright, let's get food.
Okay.
We're being jackasses.
Sorry, chat. We will be cooking soon.
I know, and I know everyone's very excited to see our amazing cooking.
They've given up on the cooking segment. They're like, holy fuck.
It'll happen soon.
That's it.
Hello, it's Bart! Look how cute!
Oh, he's so fat.
Okay, wait, what are you, oh, he's snotting out like me.
Yay, so cute! Why is it so big?
I don't know
Where should I go?
Uh, oh, she went there
Sorry
Hello!
Peace
Everything okay?
Yeah, it's good
Yes, make sure to...
Good dreaming
How are you?
I'm good
Are you a YouTuber?
Yes, yes, we're streamer YouTubers!
How are you doing?
We're great, we're gonna make creamy udon today!
Alright!
Yes, thank you!
Alright, I'm gonna enjoy your tape!
Thank you!
Thank you so much, nice talking to you!
Oh, sorry!
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
I'm not.
Okay, so not much far.
Okay, so let's do...
Um...
We... Okay, so first we need...
Oh no, we're late.
They're so Asian, there's bamboo!
I didn't think you would just have bamboo lying around.
You look aimer.
This place will be heaven for you.
Yeah.
I've never really been to High-Tron.
Yeah, only like two years ago.
Like, I did not see them do it when we would go.
This place is crazy.
Yeah?
It has everything.
He's so Asian.
That's a Christian that was so sweet.
I want to climb.
And he goes, hi.
And I go, hi.
And he goes, how are you?
And he's so excited.
Yeah, he's so sweet.
He looks so nice.
Wait.
Emmy would like this.
Oh, that is so cute.
I'm going to get this for you.
A butter toothbrush holder?
What does it mean, butter?
Oh, yeah.
Why is it called a butter toothbrush?
Is that the character?
That's so cute.
Oh, yeah, I think so.
She would watch that.
She would, she would.
OK.
Let's get first one.
Do you want scallions?
This is us.
Better together.
Wait, that's cute.
I like that.
Me giving you flowers.
It's a fucking baby bottle.
It's a baby bottle.
Stupid ass babies.
OK, what do you say?
She said ass bottles.
You like scallions, right?
I love scallions.
OK.
We'll get some.
I think if that's a vegetable, it's healthy.
Right, guys?
Right?
I mean, yes.
Technically fair.
OK, that is fair.
But it's not like you eat only scallions to gain nutrition.
Oh, really?
It's green.
That's fairs.
That's fair.
That is fair.
Okay.
She's not going to be, I'm not going to go high.
It is green.
Okay.
Emily?
Yes?
Let's get it.
Oh, I'm a little cold in this area.
Would you like a hug?
Oh, do you want my jacket?
No, no, no, no.
We'll just have to get out of this area.
You have to get in.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, my bracelet scratched you.
Oh, it's okay.
I'm so...
Okay, that's good.
This is the dumbest thing you've done by far.
I can't see in the Twitter thread now.
Emily and Sydney need to start with the Emily.
I'm pushing through to the new store to say Emily.
That's right.
Ooh, green onion.
It's different from onion and scallion.
Simmy.
Okay.
I know we're just throwing shit in the basket.
That's good.
You just want my jacket.
No, no, no, let's let you do this.
This is going to be the most great product.
But then I know what you're cooking.
So like, now I'm going to be lunching.
So now you're really absorbing it, OK?
Yes, yes, I'm really absorbing it.
So the next thing we're going to get is oodon.
OK, the noodles.
Yeah, or cream.
We got Rosie.
You smell it.
No.
Ghosts and sweet potatoes.
Smells so good.
Really good.
I hate potatoes.
No, but they smell good.
I think they smell better than they taste.
That's true, that's true.
You don't think?
I think they smell way better than they taste.
The taste is horrible.
Do you want to?
Oh wait, we have fancy bowls in the house.
Nice, nice.
Oh sorry, I feel like I keep elbow heat in the brew.
No, no, it's okay.
Okay.
I feel like I'm just tanking you real fast.
I know.
Okay, wait, we got to this way.
Rotate?
Okay, wait, now I'm not folding.
Okay, great.
Thanks enough.
I don't know where you rolled out of that.
That was good.
Wiggle, wiggle.
Okay.
There's noodles here.
Noodles?
noodles? Is it udon? Maybe. No, udon would be in the in the freezer. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm a chud. I'm a chud. I'm a chud. I don't know why I thought it would be...
I'm a chud. Well, they're like refrigerated. Okay. I'm just a chud. I'm just a chud. How did I forget? How do we make the creamy carabinero sauce?
So, we're gonna get garlic, and we have the house.
Okay, garlic, cream.
What cream?
Heavy cream.
Heavy cream? Okay.
You can use a lighter.
Guess?
Do you have bulldog?
Yeah, but like the pink one, right?
Oh yeah, that's the best thing you know.
But not the best thing.
Udon, or like creamy udon better, right? I hope.
No, it is. Okay, it depends on what you like.
I like creamy udon better, but bulldog is just really good.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, I agree.
Can you put it on the floor?
Mm-hmm.
That's like one of the one things I can cook.
So you do like spicy things.
Oh, I just don't add the whole spice pack and I add like one fourth of it.
You can handle one fourth of it?
Yes.
Yes?
Can you see my ketchup chips and say that they were spicy?
They are, they are.
Make sure they're very spicy, the spicy ketchup chips.
They're not even that spicy.
They're the kickflip.
Yeah, sorry.
Excuse us.
Please.
Do they have cream here?
Um, yes.
Okay.
Do they have cream here?
Yes.
Okay.
And we need chicken, right?
Oh!
You do the chicken part?
You want salmon?
Yes.
Two and salmon.
Okay, great.
They're playing toys!
Oh my God!
They're playing toys!
Do you know the dance?
Yes!
We can't see you!
Do do do do do do do!
Do you know the dance?
Yes!
We can't see you!
Do do do do do do do!
Do do do do do do!
I ain't gonna lie to you, this fancy you.
I don't like you!
Fancy you!
Hey!
Hold on. Hey!
Oh, that was catering, right?
Why did I hit that?
She was lucky I hit that.
Oh thank you!
It's like my toy songs.
People are wonderful running away from me.
A little bit.
There was a lady who I think
tried to record and she's pretending like she was on her phone.
And then she turned the phone
towards Emily and went like this.
And then turned back.
She got the sun.
Run.
The roses are running away.
Oh, frick. Oh my god.
I love this part.
Hello!
Yeah, big guy.
Yeah, big one.
He's as hard.
Look at all these, they have these in Animal Crossing.
Don't read sabers, yes they do.
Huh?
Have you been playing Animal Crossing?
Yes, yes.
Wait.
I made a little bit.
Because of the new updates.
I've been playing too.
Yeah.
Oh, excuse me.
The hotel's coming out.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
I've been out.
It's okay.
Oh!
Oh, that's so cute!
Hi!
Nice to meet you guys. I love your hair.
Thank you.
Can we get a picture of yours?
Yeah.
Wait, Rosie, can you take a picture of Ellie?
Yeah, I can take a picture.
I love you.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Get it, Ellie.
Oh, thank you.
Here, get it.
Oh, here it comes.
That's so cute!
Nice to meet you guys! Bye!
Have a good day!
Oh, so cute.
That was so sweet.
That was really cute.
Her hair was really slimy.
Yeah, I like the name here.
She was eating our asses up.
Her edges were laid.
Her ponytail was slayed.
It looked amazing!
We need to step our game up.
up. No, your hair looks beautiful. I talked to your nail tech and I said you have beautiful
hair and chic red. What? Stop it! I was blazing, I'm not gonna lie. Oh my gosh, stop it, that
thing. It had to be said. Is the fucking salmon back there and I'm an idiot? I don't know.
Oh, salmon is back there. Okay, and then we need chicken. Here, we'll get the stuff over
here first. Okay. Chicken here. What kind of chicken is it? Uh, chicken breast. Oh, or
What do you want to thai?
Thais boy, brother.
Okay.
Thai.
Juicy thai.
You like juicy thais, Emily?
Yeah.
Are they thick?
You like thick, juicy thais.
Yes.
Are the chicken thais thick?
What do they look like?
Um, they look like this.
Oh, wait.
These are drumsticks.
Hold on.
I'm boring.
Here's a thai family.
Is there too much chicken?
Here's thais.
Oh, nice.
What?
Oh, that does look thick.
Chicken thighs are good. Yeah, you can smack it too.
A really good thing in H-Mart is the bagolgi. Like the marinated bagolgi.
Oh, the bagolgi is so good. It's so good.
Yes, that's a whole meal.
Oh, it's so good.
I can't really get that. It's over here, right?
It's over here.
Grab it.
Yeah.
No, it's okay. It's gonna go back.
It's okay.
Oh, you're not gonna make it?
No, I won't.
I'll eat my pasta at home.
Did you just want to get it because you wanted me to make it?
No, no, no, no. I'm just reminiscing on how good the marinated bagolgi is.
Okay, let's go.
I will maybe come back to H-Mart later.
Okay. Um, put on.
Put on!
Is it not there?
It's kind of like crazy.
I know. It's somewhere in here.
Soda.
Water.
Uh, any drinks?
Soju?
Okay guys, we get a little soju, Emily, and then we do a truth segment.
Whoa! Cinema!
Cinema I would like some soju
Okay, we'll do one soju bottle, okay, that's not like
I don't get drunk
He's oil is going to be hate watching the fuck it's a third of soju each that's like
It's food on Japanese?
Yeah.
Oh, Sina, you're Japanese!
Yes, I am.
That's so cool!
And you're Chinese.
I am, I am.
Ni hao.
I think we have, we don't have our own noodles.
We have like...
Man, but that's just noodles.
Oh, good!
No, I think you have noodles.
Yeah.
Dude, I don't know.
Chinese special Chinese noodles.
Oh, it's like this?
These are like jungle round, but you got the silver one.
Wait, is Shishu Chinese?
Yes.
I said it a little time ago.
Shishu?
It means thank you.
You're saying you don't know what it means?
Yeah, I got it though.
Okay, Rosie's like borderline racist though.
No borderline.
Thank you.
You're just all racist.
Okay.
I'm not borderline racist.
I forgot.
Here, I'll get it.
I'll get it.
Okay, jungle.
Jungle udon.
The big udon.
Oh wow, it looks great.
Okay, I'm memorizing this
Okay, yeah, she's here. She's you
I think cream was
Yeah, I think so
Chicken breast if I want to get a little crazy you got some protein. Yeah
Never going for it and we please
Invite me over for dinner one day. Oh, yes, and you can cook for me before
I'll make you some brown beef
She should
So you're making brown beef sauce. Yes. I don't think I've ever heard of brown beef sauce. You just add brown bean sauce. It's really really good
Really easy
Dairy
What's the difference you know
No, but people always say I get heavy cream, but then I only see heavy whipping cream
Is there a difference? I don't know
I think it's the same thing, because whipping isn't whipped, right?
No, it's not whipped, but you can whip it
with it. I don't know. No difference. Okay. Yeah, if you mean half and half, then that's
good, right? It's the same. With it, like the drug. Yes, that's it.
Hey! Okay, Sid, I did it! Now watch me whip. Watch me, baby. Now watch me whip. Watch
Watch me, baby.
Watch me.
Yay.
Oh, watch me.
Watch me.
Oh.
I love that song.
Emily, they're right.
We have to start a family.
We're going to see all of them.
You are the concern that combines age with extra families.
Yeah, Emily, can we see that too?
What?
I have to say that the viewers are concerned that the combined age of Bogey Center and
Alchi-Ray is over 90.
Wait, what?
No way.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, sorry.
excuse us no way that's an actual tweet that was the actual tweet and it got
like 40k likes how um okay garlic butter bacon bacon is that part of it
bacon is important yes what if I don't really like bacon it's the salty part
that creates the umami flavor oh smart road you remember okay let's do that you
The bacon you don't have to add in yours, but it is good in it. I'll try it. It's kind of yummy
So you have this sizzle bacon too isn't there so much work?
We can load we can low-key do no bacon and only cut the chicken or we can do just the bacon no
She's it also do the salt man
Mama John
Yeah, yeah bacon. So we can go chat. Do we do no chicken and then the bacon?
Whichever one tastes better, don't break them down and fall.
They're going cold racists and I don't know why.
They're going cold racists.
No bacon, no carbonara.
Do whatever you think tastes the best.
But I think the lazy version.
Bacon is easier than the chicken.
Okay.
Then we'll do bacon.
This is gonna be depressed.
I don't care.
It's fine.
It's good.
It's actually as good as fuck, so.
Okay, well I'm gonna not put the chain line back though, cause I'm just gonna use them
for meal prep, so I'll say that.
Okay, nice.
Okay, so yeah, whatever is the easiest, where's the bacon?
Bacon kinda required.
Is it pancetta, like you said?
So I use pancetta, but like, you can use bacon, and it's fine.
It's not a big deal.
You use bacon.
You'll lose.
Rosie, over here, don't split the pole.
That is actually crazy.
Wait, what?
You can't split the pole.
Rosie, if you split the pole, that means that you're gonna have to do it.
pull that means that you're going to float away forever and ever.
No, wait, what?
I thought it was 7 years bad luck.
Oh, no.
Maybe that's why you're getting the hate threat.
It's like, if you split the pull, that means that you two are never going to talk like you
won't be forever.
Yeah.
But if we're on the same side, it's still, it's still good.
I mean, that's just what they should have been 7 years bad luck.
Oh, it's a bad luck?
Oh, it's fine.
She found it.
Easy.
Very good.
Okay, um, I think they're good.
So I have to chop them up at home, I have butter, I have egg.
Okay.
You want salmon?
Guys, do we need salmon?
Okay, how about this?
I will teach you salmon all the time.
Okay.
Actually, we will not do anything else that day and I will teach you how to cook salmon.
Okay, and we can do that.
Like, this is, I'm still learning how to cook udon today, so that's good.
Okay, great.
Is that fine?
Yes.
D-doll.
It's good, right?
They're all saying yes.
Okay, great.
So essentially this turn to do a, dude this turn is, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No cause now I have a problem. How did this turn into a, oh my god.
Awesome question.
Santa's gonna cook for us.
Yay!
Now but I'll learn the Udon, I'll watch and do the Udon next time.
I'll make sure she pays attention.
Am I cooking for Emmy too?
Yeah.
Yeah, everyone.
We should make some for her.
Okay, she would, yeah, yeah, it'll be great.
Or you can tell me what to do for half of it, maybe.
Okay, and then and then at least I'm trying to cook yeah, yeah, exactly
Just okay, I don't want to risk it cuz I want me to eat okay perfect
This all we need yeah, we can go return the chicken actually, okay, I'll do it
Okay, you can just wait here. I won't go look for soju. Oh, yeah, okay? I'll be there
I gotta find the best soju flavor, which is yogurt
right? yogurt is the best. it doesn't taste like alcohol at all. oh you're gonna like
you. ooh like you're really good too.
soju chuseyo. huh? soju chuseyo. what is that? that means give me soju. soju chuseyo.
Oh yeah, oh it's right here, it's right here.
Yes, good job.
Hello.
Wait, what kind of brand is this?
Is this good?
And, andon.
Andon?
Hey, there's peach, original.
Light cheese, that's good.
Green grape is also really good too.
Uh, strawberry yogurt!
As you can see, yogurt has two taken,
because it's that good.
Yes.
So we'll take a yogurt.
Should we get two soju?
Yes, yes, yes.
So that means two soju for three people.
That works.
That would be... I don't even know the math.
Ooh la la!
0.75 soju each, we're gonna get drunk!
Okay, then we'll do a lychee.
Oh my god.
We're not doing three, Chad.
That's a little bit too crazy.
Okay, then we'll...
He tried to do it.
He didn't even try that.
And then we'll... they can keep it at their house.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
You didn't eat? Oh, green grape, green grape. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good, good, good.
Okay, looks good. Okay.
Yes.
No, the guac is too much.
We're doing, we're doing a nice dinner prep.
Ood, creamy carbonara ood on.
As soon as the recipe...
And then we're doing absence shots.
We're doing what?
Absence shots. Absence shots was that. Have you had absence?
No. Oh, it's fine.
Yeah
Can you I swear
Am I tripping wait does he
Do a guy that looks just like me can you
Is that hr?
He's animating he does I think he does live in Austin. Oh, she's here
Now now hold on because if this is if this is a guy with curly hair that looks like he came in I'll be really
Very bright, so where do you want me out like that's got him
Wait, wait, let's watch my far is that creepy
Yeah
That's a curly hair, right?
That is not him, you dumbass.
Oh, sorry.
Are you sure?
No, he's not.
He's not.
He's not here.
Wait, he has such a full beard.
Wait, is that him?
Wait, wait.
Rosie.
Oh my God.
Here we are at HMR.
That's not him.
Here we are, H-mart having a great time.
Oh, we're gonna be making so creepy.
We're gone today.
We really just looked as if we were knocking.
Yeah, it was the easiest chance of all, but like what the fuck?
You generally thought it was me, Daniel.
That's fucking crazy.
Oh my god, it's crazy.
Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
That's so funny.
That isn't him. It's him!
It's him! It's him!
I thought that was, oh my god, they're saying Elbrace is him?
I swear it's him.
I see it.
It's not him.
No, it's not.
Is that Paul?
Bro, it's the hair.
What?
Yes, he has like a curly mohawk.
But can he go like that?
Oh.
Yes, I don't even know what Mikannn looks like.
No, he does.
Chad, that's in Texas.
It's definitely him.
That's fucking Meat Hill.
That's not Meat Hill.
It's not Meat Hill.
That's not Meat Hill.
Oh my god, we have three bottles.
Yeah, we're going to go crazy.
We thought we were going to go up and hang out in our house.
I got nowhere to be tonight.
We're going to watch a scary movie after school.
That sounds so nice.
Isn't that actually so cute?
Wait, Rose, are you playing wow and stuff with the new expansion?
I quit what really already I started it and then I quit damn is it boring I said it's not good to me
Huh, it's not good for me. Mmm. That's actually very wise. That's good
Don't succumb to it
Oh my god we have a cute car right now.
Oh yes.
Oh ID.
Yes, I have mine as well.
Where's my camera?
Right.
Don't you shut me out.
Honestly, I'm just...
I'm just a little bit of a joke.
Oh my god.
I'm just a little bit of a joke.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's an apple!
This one is an apple, so I'm going to have to do that.
I need to see what a product I'm not showing.
Thank you so much.
Oh, can I use the other card, please?
I got it
sorry I use my business card so I forgot about it
thank you business card
more business expense yes okay
thank you Senna
you're welcome
I can't wait to cut this eight
it's gonna be great
we're here right yeah
Oh my god that would be so cute.
And now we have our three soldiers.
How did that happen Rosie?
I don't know.
I don't know what that is.
What is it?
Parmesan cheese.
Wow.
Oh do we need that?
Yeah.
Do you go dash it?
Yeah.
Do you go dash it?
Yeah.
Yeah I can go dash it.
Man are we chugs?
We're at the grocery store.
Oh!
We're at the grocery store.
I'm just gonna go get it.
Okay.
I'm just gonna go get it. Okay, I'm gonna make a piece of shit.
No, I'll go grab it. Give me two seconds.
One, two...
Wait, I'll do one of these while I wait for him.
I think the tokens are over here.
Okay.
steady steady no card no card okay no worries
I'll just park this safely.
Good job, good job, really doing great.
Oh, there's gold.
Oh, that looks so intensity to play.
I doubt, but wait, I can do that.
You can do that.
Watch this, I was on my high school golf game.
Oh, that was a bend down, oh, kind of a lock.
Okay, alright.
That's not that bad.
Not bad, yep.
That's not bad.
I want to say yeah
Okay ready
Oh
Yeah, I expect that my date wins, but they don't have the right cheese.
Fortunately, just do it as you can see.
Wow, you're so manly. That's really my hero. No problem. That's really my hero.
Oh my god.
And his teeth fell out.
Where did he put this?
Wait, are we going to receive two?
Oh, is this our receipt?
I think it's before.
Oh no, this is before the receipt.
I'll throw it away.
Okay.
Yippee!
So now, I can take this.
Are you sure?
I got it, I got it.
I got it.
I got it!
I was so excited to find it!
Joe and his boss!
Yeah, oh my god, you all tried to do it!
Oh, sorry!
He's running a crash collision!
Just another day!
Okay, good!
Yay!
That was a good part.
Yes, you ready?
This time, we did it, guys!
and wait for a bother me okay oh my god it's already nice time out where did the day go
what the we were just yapping as to this desktop two hours ago what you're looking at dears like
what we're looking at dears you've been looking at dears and now we're zero
the dears are real then uh real the first time i look like a chia pet in the chat i'm tweeting
I'm tweeting your address.
The chia pet?
I'm tweeting your address.
Chia pets are cute.
They are.
Chia.
Disagreeing.
Chia.
The Bob Ross one was really good.
So you need to tell me.
You have the one that she drew.
She's Bob Ross?
Yes.
The Bob Ross chia pet?
What?
I see it.
What?
I see it.
No.
We need to run home.
No!
We've watched it running with the grocery.
Yeah, she got tired.
Did you know it's really hard to run for like 10 seconds straight?
It's like exhausting.
Really?
Yes, I can't do it.
I get out of the way.
But you can't do it.
Yeah.
Like, I just like stop, I just start heaving and hoeing.
Hoeing.
I can't run for 10 seconds straight.
Like, while carrying stuff.
She just starts hoeing.
Yeah, I just hate it.
You hate your hoeing.
You hate your hoeing?
It's horrible!
Oh, you're on your own side.
Oh, you're wanting me to.
Thank you.
All right.
Let's cook!
They said the food is leaking, but I think it's the mark on the side of the thing.
Jesse, it's time to cook!
Oh, Finn doesn't know that.
Did you meet that guy by the way at TouchCon?
Yes, he's really nice.
He's really nice.
The twin.
Yes.
Okay.
My head.
That's right.
And then I felt really bad because apparently he did something very iconic.
What?
What to you but you didn't know.
Yeah, but I didn't know what the reference was.
Yeah, that's okay.
It's not your...
I know.
I'm like, oh, I've never seen that.
So I was just like a dumb chud that didn't know the reference.
Okay, that's fine.
Senna you're not dumb
You really mean that yeah, you're so smart
Now the other word not true at all. You are a Chad
So you think I'm a Chad not a chud yeah
That was my fucking hero right there here biggest Chad you can also choose on
Oh wait the stream is playing
Okay, Chad, chud the chud.
Meanwhile we're going chud the chud.
No, no, no, we're not a chud.
Um, okay, let me see, what's a good song?
Do I have to get gas? I have 35 miles in my car.
Oh, that's enough.
Uh, guys, isn't it?
Is there a gas station? I just don't want to stop.
It's probably fine.
Okay, I'm gonna put a song that I'm feeling in this moment.
There we go.
I can't wait.
you
I feel so great for that.
I feel so loved and honored and it would just make me feel really good if you could cry
every day you woke up next to me.
Yes, that's an important thing.
You have any like, um, any red flags yourself?
you mean ics? like ics for me?
yeah, like, or like, yeah, you're like, oh, this might be weird that I do.
oh, that I do? yes, I have a few.
what?
uh, ooh, when I argue, I don't laugh, this is the knowing that you laugh.
I show no emotion.
like, not that I don't have emotion, but like, I went to school for engineering, I have,
that is the one thing that probably stayed with me in that personality.
I have an engineer's arguing personality.
Okay.
Meaning like, those motherfuckers will argue
and the facts are the facts.
Like let's not divulge into feelings
to tell about what actually happened
and get that down straight.
And then we can talk about how it made you feel.
Rosie's getting PTSD.
No, I don't think it's a,
I've always said I get thinking about things.
I don't think it's that bad.
I think you just go like,
working out with the other person.
Yeah, but sometimes I can come off like,
very no-nonsense.
when I'm really mad.
Wow.
And it almost feels like you're about to get
fired at your job because you did something wrong, I think.
Like, I think I exude that type of energy
because I'm just like not in the mood.
What about you?
What is yours?
Well, that's good you get to fight.
I just run away.
I don't do any fights.
If there's an argument, that's when I talk to Trace.
I just shut down and then-
You're not in conflict, well?
I'm so bad with conflict.
So then they're like, oh, we have an issue.
And then I'm like, okay.
And then they're like talking about it and me about it.
I'm like, okay, okay, now what?
It's like, let us do.
Yeah, cause it's kind of like, I don't know, to me,
it depends on what it is.
But like, if I get upset, I'm the opposite of you.
Like I have to talk about it.
You almost said me, you're just like, no.
Yeah, I just don't talk about it.
What?
Yeah.
No, I have to talk.
I'm like, we gotta talk now.
Like, and I wanna, I wanna work it out.
Yeah, we are literally opposites.
I just like, I just hold it in until I can't take it anymore and then I just break up.
And then I'm like, okay, I don't think we're compatible.
And then I'm like, okay, I think we should break up now.
That's fair.
And then we break up.
There's no conflict.
I swear, I've heard about some of your old relationships.
I feel like you are really funny in breakups.
Because you will just be like, okay, I've decided that this is what I'm gonna do and we are break it up
Yeah, and you just whatever it's like to you. It's like, okay. This is what I'm doing
Which is honestly that's a good trade to have really
I mean no cuz at least you if you know you're not feeling it you just cut it
It's not a bad trait you're more honest it's better than like not doing that you know I mean yeah, it's more admirable
Yeah. Wait, okay, so am I crazy for thinking like the right person? You don't really have to change yourself for them?
No, you're not crazy. That's true.
Like, I don't know, like, maybe we're like, you don't have to compromise.
Okay, that is crazy. You have to compromise, but like, you get my healthy compromise.
Yeah, like, I would compromise on some stuff, like, I don't know, but like, if I want to do something, it's like, I would, I would want to do it.
Like, give me an example.
Let's say that they like sleeping at 5 AM,
but I don't want to do that.
OK.
Right?
And then I'm just going to go to bed whenever
I want to go to bed.
And then what if they're like, no, Emily, stay up with me.
And then I get resentment because then I'm staying up too late.
Oh, hell no.
I start harboring resentment because I'm happy.
Oh, hell no.
So you're just staying up?
No.
No, if anybody ever, in their life,
If I was dating somebody and they said you have to stay up till 5am, you can-
Well, I never had that actually.
Yeah, but-
It's like an example.
That'd be crazy.
No.
See, but that-
Like, like, what they would like.
Like, it's like something like that.
Like, we're like, they, yeah, they want to do it, and then-
But see, I think that's unreasonable to me.
Like, I think that is something where it's like, as long as you're still hanging out,
you don't have to stay up till 5am in order to be with them.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I think that's fine to not do that.
Or how about like, maybe I don't like it that they're staying up till 5am
because then I'm sleeping alone or something.
Well then that's the flip side.
You can't make them go to bed,
they can't make you stay up,
so you have to compromise there.
So I have to compromise being alone, sleeping?
Well, no.
You can probably tell them like,
hey, I don't like this as much, but then like.
But if you force them to go to sleep,
they can force you to stay up, that's fairs.
That's true, that's true, you're cooking.
See?
But then at least you like communicate it,
then you're like, yeah, I don't like that.
Yeah.
But then like, so if they don't change it,
then yeah, you're not compatible.
Or you could also then like have them too,
just be like, hey, like, I don't like going to bed at night,
can you at least take the time to say goodnight to me
when I go to bed?
Oh, I like that.
And then they come say goodnight to you,
tuck you in, and you're like, oh, this is really nice.
And then you don't care when they stay.
Tuck you in, how cute!
Yeah, I feel like that's sweet.
Yeah, that's sweet.
But like, relationships have compromise, you know?
You have to compromise some things,
but if it's like, if it's like your personality,
No, you should not compromise it.
100%.
Or like, your hobbies.
No, you should not compromise it.
Yeah.
OK.
Because like, I can't imagine like, you know what I mean?
If like, for example, if I stream a lot and somebody was like,
I don't like that you stream a lot.
Oh, that's horrible.
I'd be like, yeah, there's two middle fingers to the wind.
Yeah, yeah.
Say goodbye.
Yeah, that would be so.
If you'd like quit smoking for someone, that would be.
I don't smoke.
That would be fun.
I don't smoke.
Emily smokes more than me.
Oh, I spoke here in the air, don't tell my mother.
Okay.
I dabble in the devil's lettuce.
No, the worst part was that she would do it on stream
and because my voice was raspy,
everybody thought I was giving her the weed.
Oh my God, I remember that one where we lived together.
Yes.
Sin is not even a bad influence.
Do you remember the shirt they made me
of me forcing you to smoke weed?
It was a comic.
Yeah.
But there's like, I think there's like something wrong
with me, which is why I have to work on myself,
It's because like if I have to like change up a lot of habits, I just start harboring resentment
Like I think that's fair
But like it just depends on what habits you're
I just find Emily someday you'll find someone who loves your hair clumps in the shower
Yeah, but maybe also you shouldn't date that person because that'd be a little weird.
Yeah, actually now that I've reconsidered that.
That's the wrong kind of person.
Yeah, maybe don't find the person that wants to love your hair clumps.
But somebody who loves your personality, not your hair clumps, that makes your change.
You should compromise on that.
That's important.
So then that way you don't have to do this.
Emily, by the way, I have news for you.
Yeah?
You know how you and I are always thinking about it?
Oh, yeah, did you hear where she did we can't sing Nicki Minaj anymore?
No more Nicki, but I mean the raps are good. Can I admit something? Yeah
It might submit in my place a few times. Yeah, that's okay. The song this song
I mean I do that with like like Kanye for example
He apologized. He did apologize. What really? Yeah
It's like this the songs are really good. Wait, I just realized you actually left your light off. Oh, yeah
That was so sad. You can turn it back on
You look so sad
She actually just like
I mean like it'd be really bad obviously and we wouldn't want to play any nicky songs of course
Wait, what song are you thinking?
Like he's in the trap
I don't know, like, this is just such a good song. You know what I mean? There's really just so many.
Like, obviously all of these songs that you could pick from, you obviously wouldn't want to click on.
Because there's just so many good ones. Like, but of course, like, obviously, I don't fuck with what she's got going on.
Don't fuck with this at all.
Unless you got what you want.
The white, white name Troy used to live in Detroit.
It'd be so damn funny.
And I sent in some coins.
Did you perform this?
No.
Oh.
Wait, you did a karaoke with me.
He was king.
Oh, yeah.
He's stylish.
Not bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's got him.
you
You
And I'm always, always, always, always by something wrong
You ain't working up with my shit, just waitin' to know
Oh, everything here
What happened?
Let me, let me read
Let me read
You will see it's awesome
It will be the most dude ever
But time to toast for the asshole
I hate chorm! I'm sorry! Get the shit out! I love chomber! I just hate chorm!
Run away as fast as you can! Get chorm out of here!
No! I'm not making chorm out of here!
Can you ask them, Emmie's chat, did she eat? Cause we're gonna make udon. Yes!
Be me coming out with on some
If she wants it oh wait, she's sick
No, if she's sick, I'm giving it to her like a little squirrel. I'm setting it on a windowsill that you can go grab
Okay, she's sick. I think she's still sick and I
I'd be willing to get sick.
Not me, and I love her.
No, yeah, that's so fair.
I will look at me from afar and give her the ood on.
She can go near you.
I won't go near you after.
I'll stay away.
What?
Oh my god, yeah.
Bro, she had laryngitis.
And when I get laryngitis, my voice is up for like three weeks.
Oh, yeah.
That makes sense.
Yeah, so I can't risk it.
Because you know, my shit's already raspy.
It's already a rest yeah, okay, we can put it up the ground Rosie chat hold on you're looking at the shoes
What is it actually
I heard there's a new covid that is really bad on your short bro
Yeah, apparently there's like a new COVID strain.
Norovirus!
Oh my gosh.
Okay, I've had norovirus before.
If that is running rampant in the United States, I'm putting myself down.
Is it actually really bad?
Yes, I've had it before.
And it is bad.
Like, if I was throwing up, you can't hold down anything.
You throw up everything.
Water, juice, soup, nothing stays down.
Yes, it is bad.
I had to go to the hospital with a shot at my butt cheek.
What?
Yes.
Gee!
It, Norvars took me out.
It actually ended my existence.
If, I think Norvars is the worst I've ever felt being said.
What'd you get it?
Um...
When I was in high school.
Really? You still remember it to this day?
Yeah, it was like,
Norvars was what made me throw up on the back of that girl's head.
What? I did not know the story!
Oh yeah, there was a, my teacher wouldn't let me get up to her back then.
I kept telling her,
Can I go to her ship?
And she thought I'd send her a piece.
She said, No, hold it.
I don't want girl.
I'm about to throw up.
Uh oh.
Is that your fault?
Uh oh.
My poor friend Kayla was really interested in that in front of me.
I said, Kayla, can you please tell her that I need another restroom to throw up, because
I can't speak anymore, because the throw up was right there.
You don't know, you don't know, that's the worst.
Yes, Kayla turns around to raise her hand and tell her, and as she turns, I just vomited.
And it got all in her hair.
Oh my god.
Juicy.
It was terrible.
Do you think she remembers that to this day?
Probably.
She was, I know her last name too, I don't want to say it, but I think I have her on Instagram and I should see her in real life, okay?
I remember that one time.
Yeah, I feel like, hey, do you remember when I threw up on the back of your head?
That is, you probably would.
I remember one time this annoying ass bitch kid, I kept hitting his French toast into maple syrup and the syrup like, got into my hair and I was really mad.
Hey, wait, wait, what, how old are you?
Um, like, 12?
And he kept hitting me with a serpent and got into your hair.
I was running for like 24.
I know, I know.
Fucking bitch kid.
He had the french toast, that's why I hate french toast now.
He was like slapping the french toast in the room.
You hate french toast?
Yes, he's about one kid.
He's a bitch.
Fuck him.
But Emily french toast is so good.
No, it's it's soggy half the time.
No, Emily, you haven't had good french toast.
I'm kidding.
I think you're right.
There's great, don't let that little rat fuck ruin your french toast experience.
Okay
That's what is there anything else you had in school that was like a thing that now you don't like it because it is
Yeah, fuck it sweet potato fries
Okay, Michelle Obama. She had amazing normal fries. Michelle Obama came around and did the healthy eating plan whatever and changed them all to sweet potato fries
Okay, Michelle is great. What the fuck was she thinking?
Yeah, like who cares?
It was annoying. It was annoying.
That was so bad.
At least I was putting more veggies on the menu.
Nobody wanted that.
Yeah, no one wants that.
Give me my fries.
No, I was actually really mad.
Like, I don't love that Michelle.
But she's great. Love you, Michelle.
But it's just like, ugh.
So I hate sweet potatoes.
Now I hate french toast.
What about you?
Anything else you hate?
I don't like sweet potatoes sometimes.
I'll eat them now, but it's because my grandma,
She used to say, okay girls, you could have dessert after dinner so we would eat all our vegetables and get dessert.
And then she would give me a fucking sweet potato with brown sugar on it.
That is non-desert. That is a vegetable.
Sweet potato with brown sugar?
Yes. That is non-desert. That is a vegetable. Give me regular dessert.
And she would go, this is dessert. You get this or nothing.
And ever since then I was like, why would I ever want a sweet potato like that?
Yeah, no, that's a lie.
Because it's not good. Or okra. I don't like okra. It's the last thing I don't like. Yeah.
I hate okra, it's enough!
Twins!
Oh my god, I think okra's the least favorite food in the entire world!
It's so gross, it's so bitter, it's disgusting, I don't get it.
It's really slimy!
Yes, yes, it is so slimy, it's the only food that I don't like.
Are you an okra, Rosie?
I don't think so.
Is it eating Shrek's swamp?
Oh my god, it's actually...
No, you know the algae that we saw on the lake earlier?
Yeah.
That's what it feels like when you eat it.
Really?
The algae...
I don't think okra's that urban.
Are people saying fry okra?
Yeah, they're like, fried okra's not that bad, but I still think it's ass.
I think there's way better things I can waste my life eating.
So why the fuck would I eat okra?
Yeah.
Oh, all things.
Did your, like, did your grandparents ever say, like, oh, Emily, eat carrots because it's good for your eyes?
Yes.
All the time.
Yes, that's why I hate carrots.
Control.
Because they're-
They controlled me to eat carrots?
But you still have the sunglasses?
Yes, I didn't even help!
I have the worst head, I suck at the world!
Now piss me off, I have to wear gloves and everything.
Is that so bad?
Well, yeah, like, I got trolled with the carrot shit, and I believed it because I was good at the duck.
And that never worked.
Wait, it doesn't even care to make you feel asleep in the dark?
Yeah, I headed the dark, so I was like, I'm gonna eat more carrots so I can see through the dark.
Uh, that's definitely what happened.
Okay Rosie, that might be a new problem.
Well that's what my mom told me, so I just believed it.
That would be a new issue because there's no way you're like oh I'm scared of the dark so this is what I'm gonna do.
I was an eight year old chillin' me.
Chill on me and I was an eight year old.
Okay, then we're home!
There's a...
I think like...
Yippee!
I know finally hours later.
Where have we made it guys?
We're finally gonna cook ladies and gentlemen.
Creamy carbonara udon for the whole family.
Yes, and it's going to be amazing
What'd you say?
What did you just say to me?
Wait, no.
So explain what you just said.
I don't know.
No, no.
Why did you choose to say Nihama specifically for that?
No, you said Surgey something.
Surgey.
She did not say Nihama at all.
And how did you choose to say yo?
Oh, what the fuck?
No, you are racist.
No, no, okay.
I'll take that.
Rosie is racist.
That hits.
She never won.
She said her.
That wasn't going to come close to me, Elmo.
Uh, Rosie, that's a different language, too.
Copy that.
Oh, Rosie.
Rosie, you're just a little racist.
Oh, sorry.
I've got my car on your seat, so I'll get that later.
Oh, no, no.
I just grabbed it.
I have your bag, Sina.
Oh, thank you.
Um, I'll grab this one.
You get it?
No.
Oh, I'll get it.
Don't play.
Oh, I'll get it.
Run away, run away, run away, run away!
How the frick did you drop it?
Oh, no, no, wait, you actually did drop it.
Is it GG?
Oh!
Where is it?
It's good, I'm no.
Uh-oh.
You are on your WP?
Yeah.
Wait, something's up?
No, it probably is.
What?
Oh, I thought you were grabbing the phone.
No, I was saying it's the...
Do you need it?
No, no, I'm fine.
Okay.
You can look at chapter one.
It got eaten.
Yeah.
It got eaten by the car seat.
That's the worst, too.
My gosh, another cool car!
Oh, thank you.
It is very nice.
I did get it washed today,
but it has spots on it.
I need to get it detailed.
Very cool car.
I like it when it's reverberated.
So it's just inside the garage?
Wait, what does it do?
It just sounds cool.
I was like, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Wait.
Oh, my purse, my purse.
Can I have it?
Sorry, I have to be inside the car.
Yes.
I'm ready for magic.
Uh, hold on.
Is it not?
Oh, that's a good part.
It's like when you're holding in a far away.
It sounds good. It does sound good. I think it sounds cool. Yeah
My car doesn't really make any fun sounds. You have a silent Tesla. Yeah, it's very it's very quiet
Okay, but that one it's a reverse it sounds like a spaceship. Oh, yeah, why I don't know like whenever you click reverse
I know! It's a lie!
It's urgent!
You guys have your Christmas bow still on!
Yeah, I know. I need to come down.
It's really cute!
It's so cute.
I'm gonna put my shoes over here.
Wait, I can grab my pants.
Oh, it's chatter from the coffee.
What was it?
I think that's coffee.
I'm not see. I come in peace.
Yeah, that's a must.
I was talking about...
Yes, fellow cat earthling. Come in peace.
Come on.
I don't know how to really, like, interact with cats.
Okay, that's fine.
I'm not very good at this.
Oh, you want to pet me?
Yes, I...
Yeah, I can tell you.
I can tell you.
Come here.
Come on, wait a minute.
Just like in the front.
Oh, come here, baby.
I think you got one on.
Yeah.
Oh!
Yeah.
Are they friends?
My friends are friends.
Hey, no, no, no.
Oh, he's so cute.
Oh, my God, he's so...
Are you pooping?
Oh, what?
Oh, he's so...
No, I think he's scared, because we're not normally here.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
Hey, no, it's OK.
He's not like so.
I'll go over here.
Me?
Come here, baby.
I come in peace, though.
He thinks Senna has a favorite child.
Come here she does.
Yeah, she has to like, when does she...
Here look.
Walk up very gentle.
And like, and he has to like, chutter more.
Like you obviously have a favorite child.
Very silly.
Senna.
Oh.
Oh, he's scared of you.
Oh, he is scared of you.
Oh my God.
Oh, he's scared of you.
Oh, wait, maybe it was a camera. Hold the camera back.
Hold your arm around. He won't scratch you.
Oh, wait. Hold your hand. He won't scratch you.
He doesn't scratch you.
Hi, Ooni!
Oh, he said you stink.
Really? No!
Wait! Why? Ooni's pretty big.
Hey, he's a little fat, okay?
He's fat.
He's a little chunky. He's just a little fat.
I like Ooni. I like him.
He's kind of fat. He's just a little chunky.
Look at his curves.
He's a big chub.
Get that boy.
Here we go.
If you give him, if we close, go come to the kitchen.
And he'll let you pet him.
Classic.
Classic animals.
Oh.
Okay, go ahead.
I will lay out everything that we need for our creepy character to carve on the arm.
They call it, what, are these real?
Yep.
They get new ones every week.
Fresh.
Wow, it's amazing.
Amazing! I like how nicely decorated everything is.
So crazy.
I haven't been here since... My birthday party was here!
Oh, and then I left a huge mess.
It was here for like a week.
Really? Like all the confetti on the ground?
No, it was everywhere.
I'm sorry. I'm pretty sick actually.
There was confetti for hours and hours.
Left a whole mess.
Okay, so let's go through all of our groceries. Soju. Soju. Green onions.
Yeah. These are good for the ramen. So do you. That's it. Okay. And then Tim has got the rest. And then the rest of you too. Yeah, whatever, whatever.
Okay, I don't really know their kitchen, but basically Tim is going to teach me how to cook today. Yeah. And I don't know like where the stuff is, so I don't want to like intrude. Right. Yeah.
Did your parents ever say like never open up a guest's fridge, it's really rude.
One of them did, yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Oh, look at how nice this is.
I'm going to have to do it.
Oh my God, look at all this stuff.
That is adorable.
I don't even like cats that much, but I like this.
This is so nice.
They're like little cat ladles.
Oh my god, look at all this stuff!
That is adorable! I don't even like cats that much, but I like this. This is so nice!
They're like little cat ladles. I like it.
And then this is Emmy's Corner.
It's the
Kirby Burgers. Oh my god, I love it. It's so cute. I vote for that one.
cocaine you can't you can't share that on the stream
oh yeah like sorry about that
that was really such a close one
that's Andy's job
oh look right there
uh yeah this is what you need
what?
oh the air fryer
is this it?
yeah that's it
oh my god oh okay
I heard they're really hard to clean
Super simple how you literally just grab this
You can look you just put in a dishwasher. Oh really like after every use you just put it under the tap and clean
Yeah, it doesn't get oily. Oh you look so cute because I decided to chug Max
Chug Max. Do you have like a t-shirt I can wear? Yes. Oh, thank you so much. So you just put that into the sink in that thing
Well, you can wash it like a plate. Oh, it was so my pants are fine. Thank you. Oh, okay
detergent. Yeah
Like, yeah, like you'd wash a dish, you know.
Guys! Is this the blender that I got at the beginning of this?
It might be.
I don't know if it's the right brand.
But that'd be really cool if it was. It's okay if it's not.
Wait, have you seen this? The Ninja Creamy?
The Ninja Creamy?
Yeah.
This is good tech. It makes ice cream.
How?
So, you can put like...
Creamuccino. What the hell is that?
I have no idea what the fuck that is.
Wow, ice cream, ice cream, light ice cream, sorbet, gelato.
Yep, it's how Zoyle gets by.
He just puts almond milk and protein powder in a thing,
freezes it over the night, and then it's like ice cream.
That's so cool!
Yeah, it's really good.
I didn't know they had this.
And you can make a milkshake.
That actually sounds really good.
Wait, I didn't know they sold this because who wants just like an ice cream?
It's really good.
Really?
Okay, oh, and then they have a really good
They got really good rice cooker. Oh, yeah, that's Emmys. It's fancy. This is really good brain. It's super fancy
Rushi, yeah, look here's my sour to the starter it overflowed. Oh, no
When you feed it, it gets that's good thing though because that means it's really active
So it's active right now. Yeah, but like look at the inside. This is another one. Yeah, oh
What can you do this little swirl thing?
It's not active right now, but it's not super active, so like earlier, like a few hours ago when you got here, I was up here.
Wow!
And I'll go back down because it's hungry again.
It's real!
It's a lie!
It has yeast in it, and that's living.
Yeast!
Yeast?
Wait, we have yeast, right?
Well, I don't think you should have these.
Wait, I thought girly pops?
You're supposed to, right?
I don't remember.
Oh, sometimes you have these infections.
Oh, guess what I'm thinking of.
I was thinking, I don't know.
You're supposed to have these.
I think you can.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I don't have these.
I would like to change to my shirt.
Thank you so much for being here.
Of course.
Wait, where's my, did I put my phone down here?
Oh, it's probably the cat's, right?
Wait, this is gonna be a, a, a Chod dinner.
Yeah.
Rosie, you're excited because you're getting some food.
Sure.
Here's the thing.
I think we'd make it really special for Emily.
It's because I know she doesn't really like the concept.
I think she's quick, everything into it
and make it the best she possibly made it.
I think it just like makes sense and sounds good for Emily,
you know?
I think that'd be good.
It's good for Emily, right?
Yeah, I think you just like,
try to really open yourself this time.
Mm-hmm like kind of one of it from the last time. Okay, I mean in order to do that obviously
I think I have to make one bullet at a time
So I'll just make sure I make only one family try to do like the whole batch
I can't really do good in a batch or stuff. So I'm just gonna do the one
I disagree
No one really cares what you think
Chud logic is your name
If you want more pants, tell me.
I don't know, but you took pretty puffy.
Thank you.
And so I did not wear a long t-shirt.
This is so nice.
This is my life.
It's so good.
What time is it?
8.25.
We start cooking.
No problem.
We waited so long.
Wait, night food.
I don't have my phone in this.
Oh, is that yours?
I'll be fine.
I'm going to go grab it.
Sorry.
Oh, it's OK.
Don't worry.
Take your time.
OK, we're going to have our heavy-looking cream.
And then okay, so I don't really like eating bacon right, so I'm curious if I'm gonna like the creamy udon
Because it has a lot of bacon in it, right?
Well, no a lot of bacon. It's just like kind of sprinkled. Okay. That's the meat. That's the protein in it. I guess so I guess I'm gonna make it like salty
Okay, wait this is such a this is such a like a
Okay, I have to memorize this because I'll just buy this and have it go to H mark
You're gonna go to H mark and buy all these ingredients. Yes, I learned today
Okay, so how about Bob's on in New York?
At some point your homework as you have to go to H mark buy something make it yourself
This
Yes
Okay
I can do that. This is this is so this is like four ingredients. This is perfect. It's really not hard
Oh my god, we have questions on these. Oh god. Yeah, just start with what you want. I'm gonna say one thing and they will buy
Guys we got nothing dramatic, but I've always wanted to play the upper up a two game
Oh, no the football? No there's one where you go like this, but I never knew how to play it
Wait, how do you do it?
It's like just for the Appata song and it's like a, I have to look it up
It's like a drinking game, but it's like Appata, Appata, Appata
Is that her?
Yeah
Um, okay look it up, hold on
I have no fucking idea
Appata, Appata, Appata, Appata, Appata, Appata
Maybe when it ends on the uh-huh uh-huh you have to drink
Yeah
Apatop, yeah, okay, look up Apatop a game
Is that what it is when you're wanting to drink? Yeah, like it's like on a certain oh my god
How to play Korea's trendy apatop drinking game? Oh
My okay
Put on apatop grab a baby and get ready to play baby. Yeah, wow
I think that oh, sorry my bad. I guess hit marker
And then you drink.
Let's go to sex, let's go to sex, let's go to sex.
OK, look, look.
OK, so we should do it.
We should do it.
OK, OK.
So I'll play the song.
OK.
And then, on that, OK, Senna, you're
going to have to just say a random number.
OK, Rosie, you have to get it in two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you have to add one here.
You have to play two.
Yeah, it can't just be us two.
It has to be us three.
OK.
How do you do it again?
OK, there you go.
Put the, put the, put the, and then you say a number.
I'll put to five and then over one, one, two, three.
you
I always used to wish that I had a 7-heeled and had a 3-heeled, but I never got to end
up in a guy's closet.
I know, it was our 7 minutes.
You just ended up in your own.
Yeah, that's true.
I ended up in my own closet.
Yeah, we just sat there, we were like, this is cool.
We were like so young, like in high school or something.
Did you kiss a guy?
No.
My first kiss was in high school.
like, this is cool, like we were like so young, like in high school or something.
Did you kiss a guy?
No.
My first kiss was in high school sophomore year, when I was 16.
Was my first kiss.
And I was like, I watched a movie with a guy, and then the whole time he was like, we didn't
do anything, we just, we were watching a movie.
And then at the end, he's like, wait Emily, I want to do something, and I'm like, what?
and then he kissed me and then I was like whoah and then he went yippee I did it
oh no you didn't eat my... you eat me you eat me I did it I was like no
I said oh my god that was my first kiss
that's kinda cute though but the yippee doesn't make it a little awkward
I don't know if I really liked him that much he's like yippee and that was my first kiss
okay um my first one um there was a uh okay no I'm gonna kill her sorry
There was a guy that I knew in middle school and I was in seventh grade and he told me,
oh can you meet me at the bus stop on your walk home and I was like, oh that's fine, sure.
So I met him at the bus stop and then he was waiting for me outside of his bus and I said,
what did you need to show me? And then he grabbed my face and he kissed me. Oh my god!
Yeah, not really. Oh, no, I was kind of confused because I was a kid, you know
Like
Interesting and I walked home and I remember that you know, it's awkward
It's like some kids case of like more spit less. Yeah, I was not this kind of wet
It's not I walked home and my mouth is wet and I was like
I was like, oh my god, what was that?
What was that?
Aw, that's scary.
But like, I wish, I wish I would have been like, oh, that's such a cute, like, romantic
kiss, but it wasn't.
It was like, I was kind of like, it's so hard enough.
I was like, why is this happening?
Nope, damn.
I'm just going to turn it back this way.
Oh, uh, Sarah, can you see what you're doing?
Yes, I'm putting bacon in a pan.
How?
Like, I turn the, the, so on.
Do you have to put anything in the pan?
Bacon has its own natural grease.
You're so smart.
OK.
So actually, if you add grease into a pan,
it's kind of overdoing it.
And you normally drain grease from bacon.
So you can set it down on a hot pan so that that way it will
like, if you can tell it's really hot, and then it will
sizzle.
And then the grease will naturally come out of it,
so it won't stick.
OK, so you wait for the sizzle.
Mm-hmm.
So you see how I'm setting it down and waiting for the sizzle?
You want to know what a water people do when they first
cook there's a mistake?
What?
I've actually seen you do it before.
Oh, what?
What is it?
When you cook, you put stuff on a pan before it's hot enough.
Oh, yeah.
And then it just heats up naturally.
Yes, the pan gets hot.
Right, but it'll start slowly internally cooking it, or externally cooking it.
And then it cooks differently than how it would if the pan was already hot.
Ah!
You got me!
I still got you.
Okay!
Yeah, when you were asking me that quesadilla, that pan was not hot yet.
It's gonna be so convenient if I drop this oodom in the sink today.
And I leave it there.
I fenced in on case a DI dropped in the sink.
I'm sorry, Sina.
I did it.
But she did it!
You couldn't tell, right?
I had to say that I dropped it?
Yeah, yeah.
That was probably the worst part of it, though.
I didn't know it was dropped in the sink.
And then, Tilt Chat was like, you know,
they're doing what their version of the OMA44s were at the time.
I was like, why are they doing that?
And then, she's like, oh, sit up.
Sorry.
Oh, that's what she did.
Oh, sorry. I need to drop it in the sink.
But here's my accident. And it's probably fine, right?
It's probably fine.
And then I was like, you what?
And then I remembered how dirty our sink was.
And I go, you what?
And I go, look.
I'm seeing it. It's just a little bit.
Pipe clogger.
Thank you.
Hear this, Emily?
Oh, oh.
That's a good sizzle.
And now, Brittany, we're going to cut up the bacon,
so I don't care about what's about it being good straight form.
Oh, that's really good.
I just want to cut it up on the other side.
You want to cut it up?
I think so.
Every part of the bacon has to be touching the pan.
In this clovernora, you can kind of throw it around.
Okay.
If you wanted like a full slice of bacon, yes.
But like here, you can do it with the clovernora.
And I'm going to cut it up.
Oh, look at that!
That's what you keep on the top.
Yeah, look. See?
And then just...
I'm going to cut it up.
I like this.
I do that.
I'm a good artist now.
I love the music.
It's the music of the pan.
You know what this deserves?
A soju shot.
It does!
A Q song!
This is a good week off of cooking.
I'm so proud of myself.
Ready?
It's been so long!
Emily!
No! Not me! Not me!
Oh my god!
No! It's Rosie!
Rosie!
Oh
Oh my gosh, it's a two or three. You have to both take it.
Yay.
How did that happen?
The louder night comes out.
Yeah, it's real.
Wake up, wake up, come on.
No!
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Put it together.
Cute.
Ah, that's it.
Okay, so I'm on it. I'll go first.
On stage, Ron.
We would cook downstairs in the kitchen in our old house, and we would even watch and
we would get wine.
Oh, yeah.
Or we would get in the pool and do this.
Oh, yeah.
The pool looks crazy.
Oh, yeah, you want to see the bacon?
With a wild Emily look.
We're back!
Rosie was too drunk, I'm sorry.
Wow!
Yeah, Rosie got a little lit.
Wait, isn't it bad that it's kind of brown on the bottom, like the fannies on top?
No, not at all.
But also, if it ever starts doing this, this oil, so every oil has like a smoke point.
Every grease has a smoke point.
So, like my hair.
The grease and my hair has smoke points.
So that means do not set it on fire.
Do not.
It will start smoking.
I was gonna go dumb on getting,
because I started laughing at that,
and the soju was a little warm in my gut.
Yeah, it was so good.
Isn't it a little warm?
I didn't eat that much.
No.
Yeah.
We barely ate.
Look at me watch a scary movie tonight.
Yeah, that sounds great.
That's good vibes.
I don't know a scary movie I want to watch.
Are there any good ones?
Probably a good one.
That's plenty.
Yeah.
Oh my god, wait, that would be so cute.
There's a lot of scary little things.
Yes.
I turn the heat down, because that way it will just burn much and I don't want it to get smoking.
So for example, olive oil has a smoke point.
Vegetable oil has a smoke point.
Meaning a lot of people think you can turn on high heat on oil, and it's...
Oh my God!
No, no, I'm learning! I'm learning!
It's just honestly.
We've been shooting for kind of a long time.
So then sometimes, you know, like...
Wait, wait, wait, I also said I have another question.
I have another question, I have another question.
Okay, um, isn't it interesting that she didn't flip the bacon?
Like, like, see, a thing for me is I always flip too much.
That's a good question.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you keep it on one side, right?
I said I have a good student.
Please.
Okay.
Olive oil.
Yes? Olive oil?
D.
No, it's a U.
Ah, the tip, the tip.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
You can't just fucking do that.
Oh my god, where's your sauce?
Ah, the tip.
So it's on low heat right now.
Okay.
and ground they're getting what I'm gonna flip it and we're gonna put it
into the color on that thing I like soft bacon
it hurts to eat but crispy bake or soft bacon like it's like new is like you
No, I'm numb, numb, numb, numb.
Easy to eat.
It's a little chewy.
Yes.
It's a little not chewy.
So should we do soft bacon for this?
Yeah, we can do soft bacon.
OK.
That's easy.
So we're going to do this.
And then what I'm going to do is we're going to heat up water
because we have these noodles.
So we're not going to cook them right away
because these cook very quickly.
Ooh.
And then we're going to train the noodles.
And I'm going to heat up.
So it's called.
Are they on?
No, I'm like listening.
You think you're going to yawn.
No, no, I'm like enjoying.
I'm like smiling and listening.
You know Emily?
Yeah.
Going on, right?
What?
You're not going to yawn, right?
Oh, no, not going to.
No, yawn.
We're going to make cream sauce.
What?
It's garlic.
How do you make the cream sauce?
And Parmesan.
Before we hit the noodles.
But what I'm also going to do is when I take the noodles out,
You're so pretty!
Oh my God, look at how he's like this!
No, no, look at me!
What am I doing, Matt?
I'm not doing that!
You're so pretty!
Is it loving eyes?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's not supposed to look as normal eyes.
Look.
Oh, so pretty!
Oh my God.
I'm blushing.
This is a date.
This is amazing.
Sarah's about to see this again.
Pissed off.
Little did she know she thought she was part of the you and part of the me.
And then we part of the cover.
She's gonna go on me and be like, wait, we should look you over.
Hi, Sarah.
Sarah, I'm so glad you had fun with her.
Yeah, she was so nice.
She is like the best.
She's my life coach now.
She helped me get myself into shape.
Really?
When I talked to her, I was like, I have a lot of things
I need to work on.
OK, but I'm not a lot.
I watch some of your stuff.
And you don't get me sad.
I got baited by TikTok comments.
What'd they say?
The TikTok commenter said, I'm not going to lie.
Emily has been looking like she's been a little in her head recently and I
want to know if Rachel's okay and then I thought about screenshotting and it said
if you were a little girl. That's a take-talk comedy.
Oh, in no way. Oh, I'm doing great. I'm working on myself.
Emily, I think you're doing great. Oh, thank you, Senna. It's just been fun.
Everything is great.
Also, can I add?
Can I add?
I'm not joking with you.
I think you are a much like, like, I think we were friends
when we lived together.
I think you are like, you have grown so much as a person
when we lived together in the best ways.
Like, you are such an awesome person.
And I'm so, spake me and call me Sally.
It's a real lie.
Thank you.
That's so nice.
I seriously don't want to spank you. I don't want to spank you either.
It's just that I think I do want to spank you after that and it's weird.
It's like the same when you're like, can't you read? Does it feel real?
And somebody just wrote that one. Stop turning around. Why are you turning around?
I'm spanking this back.
You know what guys, the cheese won't be here for a little bit.
Oh wait, what's the cheese for?
We have 15 minutes.
What's the cheese for?
For the sauce. Oh. I don't want to steal Emmys.
Oh, do you guys have to like put your name on stuff?
No, we just have to show us.
This is Bonnie's. This is Amy's.
And then this is Free Roam.
Wait, Q, I love that.
It's good tech, right?
It's a bunch of butter in it.
Well, I think that has something in it because she's been gone.
But she cleared it out before she left.
Wow, that's actually so cool.
You guys have your own shelves.
Nice. And then you want to see our pantry?
Role tour?
Wait, I'll do you one better. Look out.
There's a light!
So Sina can never go to these shelves?
No!
Everything below is foggy.
These motherfuckers put everything up here so far!
Can you reach that?
Oh wait, how do you do it? How do you get it?
See, she's not as tall as...
She can at least reach that far.
Oh so you don't pan down when she's standing on her computer?
She's not. She's standing.
Okay, but what?
See? She reaches it.
Yeah, see?
Wait, so do you have shelves in here? Like the other, like a rule?
What?
Do you have a shelf rule in this one? Or is it all free run?
I don't know. It's just kind of like whatever.
Who is it that? It's the Disney Cookie Tin.
We got that for Christmas. Do you want to open it?
Oh, it's okay. Wait, what is it?
I think somebody brought it here and we did it. I thought I was gonna open it. You can open it.
Wow! Wait, Sina, have you seen the lottery tickets that were left here during my birthday?
There was a lottery ticket left here?
Uh, like, yeah, during the birthday party, a lot of people got lottery tickets and I just, uh...
Yeah, I don't know about that one.
Did you have them too, Rosie?
No.
Okay.
No.
There were a lot of tickets here that we didn't know about?
Yeah, I have no idea about that.
Wait, I just, I think I don't know where I left it.
Okay, wait, I didn't even, you guys didn't even open this.
Can I open it?
Disney...tid.
Oh, okay, listen to this.
Oh, I'm just getting rid of the grease.
And then where do you put the grease?
So I'm gonna put it in...
Oh, not the sink, sorry, outside or in the trash.
Oh, interesting.
Because you don't want to put this grease in the sink.
Can I just like go outside and put on the concrete?
Yeah, now to be fair, you are a renter,
and if you hate your landlord,
you could just throw it down the sink.
Oh!
I'm medically...
Really?
Yeah, like if you like fuck this landlord,
oh yeah, throw it down the sink.
Okay.
Yeah, he really shouldn't.
Okay, yeah, we shouldn't, you know,
because it's bad for the drain.
Or people like put it in an aluminum foil, right?
And then throw it away.
You can actually-
In foil?
Yeah, people put it-
They put oil in foil.
Yeah.
You can't, because it gets dry.
Oh, that shit.
Yeah.
And then you can, and then it gets hard
and you can throw it away.
Save it for collared greens.
Save it?
What do you put it in a bottle?
Now you know Emily's bitch ass
is not making collared greens.
Right.
Like, don't even type that in the chat.
She's not making collared greens.
Oh my gosh.
You're not making color dreams.
Yeah, I'm making color dreams.
Yeah, I know color dreams.
You know Emily is not making color dreams.
Okay, wait, should we ask any of you?
Yes!
What, are you all the butter?
Are all the making?
No, okay, I like this much.
Cool.
Oh, there's like a texture.
It's in, it's in. I almost forgot.
I don't know if she's shutting.
She's shutting.
You little you want me all over.
I hope they're shaped like Disney characters.
Mmm.
I like Goofy the most.
Well, I just can't know what's in this thing.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I haven't found out.
Does someone give it to you?
I do, Bill.
Okay.
Do the honors, Sina.
No, you do it.
That's probably some fuck-ass popcorn.
Did you steal a piece of bacon?
You're so right.
Oh my god, it is popcorn.
Wait, it looks good!
Those are the Disney things though.
Hmm, it's good.
Yummy.
Cool.
I'm gonna check over there if there's laundry tickets.
I definitely helped it at the bar.
You're stealing a piece of bacon now.
Oh my god, you stole a whole piece of bacon?
What?
No, I didn't.
What the heck?
Rosie, a whole piece.
I was going to split it up.
Oh my god, and it's not even, it's a little over crispy.
I'm not going to lie.
It's perfect.
No, it's not.
That's how I like it perfectly.
I want this to be perfect for Emily.
Oh my god, can I tell you something?
I think I have autism.
Yeah?
Can I explain why?
No, I need to.
Wait, no, no, no.
No, no, you're good.
No, I need to explain it.
No, because I think you probably don't believe it,
but I need to explain why.
I need to explain why.
Can I explain?
Please.
So this morning, I was making eggs,
and I made a discovery.
One of my eggs had the shell partially broken.
Oh my god, I can't get it out.
And so I spent 15 minutes picking the outside of the egg off,
the shell.
And I realized, I think, because it's hardened a little bit
every time I leave it, it's easier to pick off.
So now, I really want to try to get tweezers because, look.
What the fuck are you saying to me?
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
I can pick off the outer part of the egg.
I discovered that this morning.
Emily, I broke an egg, and the membrane is still intact.
And I can peel the egg shell off with the membrane still.
And I found it this morning.
Awesome, Sina.
Emily, one day, one morning,
cinema's rolling an egg across every step of the center of the kitchen
okay see what the sound is like and comparing the sound
Emily, no
what?
he's misleading us around
he's misleading us around, we're in a fight
awesome
Emily
yeah
and you played the egg game
yes, I think the only person I know that has been it
what?
what the fuck?
yes
what the fuck was that?
he did it really good
I did it
I did actually
he did it
I know, I know, I know, you've been it really good
I know, you've been it really good
did that anything?
I don't know what he did
Oh, I beat that game!
Oh, I beat it!
Yeah!
The egg game was so hard.
I gave up that for hard.
30 minutes, yeah.
30 minutes?
Yeah, I tried 30 minutes.
I'm like, okay, I'm done.
I'm over it.
Well, okay, but the reason why I was rolling the egg on the surface is the sound design
was really good.
If you take this egg and you roll it on...
It's exactly how it sounds in the game.
It is a one-to-one.
That's pretty smart.
What about this? What about this?
That's different, right?
No, that's the same.
It's when you were jumping on the tins.
The tins?
It would have to be an empty tin though. It's not empty.
It's full tin.
If I dumped this popcorn out, it would sound just like it.
Wow, they made it so accurate.
It's really good.
It's all good.
Good game.
No.
It looks so hard.
Emily, you need to do a platformer.
Yeah, I think I like platformers. I don't know any good ones, it's not like getting over it or whatever.
Getting over it sucks.
Or what is it? The Jump King. Jump King's hard.
Jump King is good. Really? Yes.
Okay, do you want to learn a cool thing about your scallions?
My scallions? Yes.
I like this trick. Oh, sure.
This is my favorite trick.
The scallion trick. I am learning a lot.
Can I go back to that I didn't think you were lost?
No, don't worry, I said I don't want to cut it.
I think I know what's perfect.
You know what we're missing?
Yeah.
Um...
Is it true that you can't do steak on this type of cutting board or something?
Yeah, because I'm wood.
Wood, raw steak?
Yeah.
But I don't work here.
I have a wood one.
I think we're missing something.
What?
Some music?
It's wood, raw steak!
Yay!
Game start!
I'll just go a little bit.
I'm scared.
That's you! That's you!
Oh!
That's you!
Last sip. Ready?
Last sip.
Not me!
That's so much rosy!
That's rosy!
Do you want me to get my JBL?
Uh, sure, yeah.
My speaker?
Yes.
Uh-oh, guys, one down.
I already feel it.
I'm done.
Have you watched the bacon?
Will you feel it?
Yes.
Me too.
Yay!
I don't think it's looking good.
It'll be a big deal.
Okay, hold on.
I have to lost the bacon, she said.
Yeah, what's the bacon?
Make sure it doesn't run away.
What do I do with it?
Just watch it.
I get in trouble if I touch it.
Wait, but can you zoom in on it and look at the bubbles, isn't that interesting?
Yeah.
Like, is that from a gas leak?
Like the gas like building up?
Yes, like the gas underneath the bacon is dying to escape.
Thus it bubbles from the grease touching the bottom of the bacon.
Not beyond the something.
Let me on this one. I would not have the patience to wait really. Yeah, I think I can just take forever
Yeah
Help!
I want to eat.
I want to try it.
Here.
Forty.
It's cause it's string.
This is a cute string.
I like this string.
I know, it's been so nice.
I want to try it so loud.
Put the top.
And this udon looks good.
Right guys, look at this bacon.
This best bacon.
Oh, I mean.
But this udon looks so good.
The bacon looks great.
That's it.
Thank you.
you
Yeah, I haven't had like a favorite song in a while, but I think it's a great song.
favorite song in a while. Have you played Dispatch? Oh. You need to play Dispatch. She quit. I quit.
I had two episodes left and my chat wants me to finish it but it's too late. I'm never finishing
it song. Did you not like it? She didn't like the game at all. I didn't like any of the girls.
I hate Invisigal. I hate Lon Blazer. So you're an in-self. I'm saying that. Yeah, okay. I was like
there's like the both these girls suck. I hate Invisigal more I think. They have so many good
songs for them. We really? Yeah. I heard like the stream version, the non-copyright version
was like worse. No, they're really good songs. This song's from here. No, the copyright version
is incredible. Yeah, the non-copyright version is worse. Yeah, the copyright version is incredible.
This song is so good. Chat loves this song. It's called Radio. Radio.
Oh my god, my head! Oh! The head!
I'm gonna take off the whole shell. I'm gonna pick it at it every day.
Oh, pretty cool. Right?
And then look, look, look.
I can just take off...
Little pieces.
Wow.
Slowly. Isn't that cool?
Can I pick up what?
Yeah.
I think gentle.
Okay.
No, no, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it.
Gentle, gentle.
I can, I can, I can.
You can't
No, no, no other way other way do it from this way I do the bottom of your nail and then yes
I can't you can't you can't you can't
It's not my hard work. I did it this morning. Yeah, you're here. Do this piece. It breaks a break
This might be autism. Yeah, I like it
It's good I found it this morning, so now I'm working on it. It's my new project
Oh, no.
Sina, how long does it take to make creamy carbonara udon?
Don't worry, don't worry.
We're starting the udon now.
The bacon's done.
That's the hardest part.
Are you hungry?
I'm just wondering, because when I'm cooking this,
I wonder how long I will spend on it.
I'm a lazy butt.
To be fair, we take it about four drinking breaks,
and it's about time for a fifth.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
So it is doable for a lazy piece of poop.
You could do this in 30 minutes.
Really?
Yes.
You can do it really easy.
Usually to boil water, and then we're
going to add everything into the pot.
Oh, that's what did it for you?
Was it 30 minutes?
30 minutes?
OK.
There's no water in here.
Is that OK?
Oh, wait.
Yeah, I forgot to boil it.
So I got distracted by some dancing.
We got good catch, Emily!
Oh!
Oh my god, you're like Gordon Ramsay.
Oh, thank you, thank you!
Should we do it half way?
No, you can do it more.
Like right, well, yeah, right, half way through.
It's from all the other ones.
You got it going.
Ooh, is it all heavy?
There you go.
Perfect.
OK, good.
Yes, Emma?
Is it time?
Can we try the school game one?
Yeah.
Okay, so I think I think oh my god
oh my god I think you read like Greenlight actually yes
cause we had to wait for the water boil
I'd be down I'd be down
Wait, where is he?
No wait let's put the carrier
Why?
Okay alternate.
Okay but chat
I could just put it here I guess
Wait, wait, so you will be the guy
So then check and see if we're moving.
Yeah, okay, okay.
Okay, wait, so do that.
That works.
And then I'll play the music, and then we'll trade.
Sure.
Squid.
I've drunk the most, I'll sit at the front, it's fine.
No, you can't do that.
And here is the shot.
Also, send them a loser has to drink.
If one of us doesn't get caught.
So that's instead of for us to go for it.
Okay, so that way you have to go faster, that's good.
Yes, yes, yes.
Smart, smart.
This is fun!
I love squid game.
Okay, ready?
One hour of red light
Okay, do you want to hold that?
Allie, there's a version?
There's a version?
Where it goes faster.
So when she's talking, you're going to face away from us.
And then when you turn back, we're going to be moving.
But, Luckey, this one goes, where was it?
Red light green light sound faster and faster.
Faster and faster.
This is good.
I know what you're talking to her about.
That was too fast!
Wait, the course is too short! The course is too short!
Wait, wait, wait! We already made it!
The course is too short.
Emily, I have a really good one that we can do. A good drinking game.
Okay what?
Way here.
Okay...
Good drinking, hey...
Wait, wait...
WAIT!
Wait, while I'm getting that...
Okay, let me try again.
There's one more.
Oh
Sent me these
A long, uh...
of the same game.
Chaya.
The long song.
I've never played this.
What is it? Duck G.
Yes.
Oh wait.
What?
Was it the Squid Game, like, 2U song?
Was that what it was?
Isn't this super hard?
Ready, Emily?
So you have to do this?
Here, try it.
Oh, is that what the picture is?
Yeah.
Okay.
Is this possible?
Yes, you have to flip it.
Oh, that wasn't bad.
That wasn't bad.
It's gonna be so hard.
Oh, okay.
Ready?
Oh, that was so close!
A little minute later.
Oh my God, that's close!
Oh!
It's so hard!
Oh, that's not bad!
We find another one.
It's so bad.
Who did this?
This one looks as possible. It's pretty hard
It's gonna be really hard
Yeah
I'm not done
I didn't put time in the ring
What?
Oh my god
It's so hard
Okay
Look at these glasses
Fuck
Oh, we're fucking doomed
Okay, definitely
You wanna try this one?
Yeah
This is a fucking board. Okay, here.
This is a card, right?
So this one...
Is it, uh...
You take them...
You roll them out.
You pick up one.
Wow! Okay, wait.
Fuck!
You have to pick up one at a time, then two, then three.
Okay, so like, if I do this,
and I roll them out,
you pick it here.
okay wait that's impressive that's impressive it's hard it's hard what you
did was really good oh well there's no way I could do this what do I do I throw
in the trash yeah okay no there's no way that's we're dead yeah we're dead
We try to go right here. Oh go ahead
See you want to die for a little too close together
Mercy didn't you try this for days and you couldn't get it? Okay, so I keep the red one because it was the worst
Hi Maxie!
Max!
You like it?
Hi Max!
What do you think?
See, the trick is to throw it shorter up.
This order?
I think we all have to take a shot after this.
We all lose.
Even you Rosie, you try.
Rosie, you try. Here, I'll hold the camera.
No, I cannot.
You gotta try one.
I can't hold on.
Wait, do you start with one?
Yeah.
Okay.
You're doing worse than me, Rosie. How's that possible?
Oh, good job, good job!
No, no, no.
Oh, oh!
I just grabbed one.
Yeah, you throw it up, grab one, and then tap the other one.
How have you gone?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's okay.
Do it again.
I'm not drunk.
I'm drunk.
Isn't this really fun?
Yes.
We sat in the living room and watched one time. We didn't spend two hours.
It's very addicting.
What?
Oh, my God.
It's so hard. I can't. I give up. I give up.
I'm happy with catching one it's so hard
it's terrible I ever shot did you watch the game reality show no they had to do
this game in in the reality TV show and they were failing all over the place
dude we did so hard so I have to find all the stuff Netflix set me the entire set
for the thing. Me, Wajar Mirzi, spent maybe three hours of the house when he saved us
and we were just doing all the different tasks and we were failing all the time.
Okay, we'd be like a team, right? So we're going to survive.
Yeah, we were assigning people the tasks and we were all failing. We were like, oh, it's
hard. It was good. It was good.
It's so hard. Which one is this one?
Great. Great. Great.
I think Wajar actually can do this. Really?
He did that. This one? This one is so...
You know the last one?
Yeah, you like it.
You have to get it on your hand.
Yeah, so you have to throw it up, get it on your hand,
and then catch it, and he did it.
Pissed me off, actually.
He's so cool.
All right, good shots.
Thank you.
Go ahead, Rosie.
Nice try, buddy.
I need to find the spin drop one.
It was really fun.
Oh, that one was even harder.
It's boiling water boiling.
Oh, there you go.
It's boiling!
Yeah, is it?
Is that boil?
So, yeah, so as long as it's similar like that, it's udon.
So, udon, because it's a softer noodle,
It's a lot easier to cook than it was.
Is that hard to clean, Tana?
What?
Look at all the, is it gonna stick to the pan?
You don't know a trick.
Okay.
If you ever have a pan like this,
take a little bit of water and soap,
put it back into the pan, it's about right about here,
and then you turn on the heat and let it boil.
What?
Yeah, let it boil.
Cause it'll help, like most of this should lift,
but if it's ever stuck like that, it'll lift it off.
Wow, so smart!
So many light hacks.
Dude, around Emily, she makes me feel so good.
Wow, wait.
You guys didn't know that, right, Chad?
You make me feel so good.
You just boil the water?
I never thought.
You just glaze in the best way.
You know what I do?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I'm a scallion trick.
Oh, yes, scallion trick.
I'm a freaking chud.
You're a beautiful chud.
Thanks, Emily.
Of course.
So problem, Harry.
The cool thing is if you ever, and if you're ever trying to romance a man, and you're like...
Or one man, like Senna.
Okay, so if you cook for me, you have to do this.
Okay!
This is a green scallion trick?
Yes.
What the fuck?
So...
For a scallion, like you can take this right here, if you cut them the long way...
Okay.
like this and you slice them like that also if you have a good knife cut it like this
easy.
How are you doing that?
You just find it cut down like this.
When they curl like this and they're long most people cut their scallions they cut them
like this.
Like this.
Vertical.
Yeah that's what I do like a little idiot.
You can do that but for presentation it's not as pretty.
Oh wow.
Wow.
So, let me show you.
Don't look away from your eyes.
How was you doing that?
I'm getting freezer eyes,
because I don't have a fridge.
Look away!
What's she doing?
Stop!
Look away!
Give it a try, Emily.
I'm gonna cut myself.
Either eye.
If I did this, no, I would cut myself.
Are you okay?
Huh?
Wait, can I cut?
Can I, can I, can I practice, Jenna?
Yeah.
Here, I'm gonna get this.
So, can I cut this?
You're scared.
Can I cut this?
No, Emily.
Be careful. When you hold stuff,
see how your nails and stuff are out?
You can try to curl your hand a little more in.
Bare claw.
A little bit. So, that way, not as prominent,
so you don't cut your knuckles,
but that way you don't cut your nails.
So, it's kind of this.
No, don't do that.
Fist out.
No, don't. No, Emily, no, don't, no.
All right, Emily.
No, do not fist it.
No fisting it, just, okay look here, how about this.
If you hold it, hold it like, you can just hold it
towards the end here so you don't even come close
to your fingers and do this.
Shot it, long ways, see how it's like right here.
And then I go bam, bam, bam, bam.
That's so cool, that's so cool.
So try that.
Okay.
You know, I like that form.
Well, maybe try like a, okay, right.
So?
How's that?
It's good.
Is that good?
Have you ever been tested for like anything, really?
The SAT?
ACT?
What was that, yeast thing she was playing with?
The yeast infection?
No, it's bad.
Okay, so like you want to hold, okay hold scallion here, hold it here, and then you're
gonna like, like watch this, take this, line it up and you're gonna, one, like hold it,
like this should be firm, okay, so like don't just wiggle it, keep trying to keep it straight
because otherwise that's gonna be, you cut your hand, you can hold it at the end here,
I'll give you a new one. So it's not like you didn't have to hold that close.
And I'll take these because you know what I'm gonna do with you. I'm gonna show you. Yes, what's your hack?
If you put these sliced scallions a long way on ice
It will shock the membrane right after you cut it along some functional wise men
Oh, when you take them out, it will make them curl, which is how restaurants do it to make them really pretty
So this is for aesthetics. Mm-hmm. Okay cute. Oh, you're not gonna do this stuff. Definitely not
Yeah, you know what, then come help me one.
Well, but when I serve it to you,
I'm gonna serve it to you pretty.
Yes, I will appreciate it.
If you just cut it the way you used to,
it'll be fine.
Yeah.
Is there gonna taste the same?
You can cut it the way you used to.
Where was the little piece of bacon?
Oh.
I like this one a little.
Yummy.
Am I doing it?
Yeah.
Yes, it's still happening.
Okay, I also wasn't doing it like this.
I would just cut.
Yeah.
All right.
This is the wrong way.
Mmm, yummy bacon.
I'm too scared, so I'm just gonna do it the normal way like this.
I'm like, I'll cut it.
Okay.
Cause I want to make it pretty, but you know how to cut it.
Yeah, I do.
No.
You want any of my favorite?
Yes.
I'm just making sure it's ready.
Is it?
How is it?
It should be fine.
There you go.
Here you go, daddy.
You got a full bottle.
My one tiny few.
To take this pan.
Full?
And I want to take this pan.
I need you to take this pan
bowl and I, bowl sorry
and I want you to tell me what you think, oh my god
the fake going on spot, hold
I want you to tell me what you think is the
a good amount of butter and cream to go in this
for the cream so I'm gonna jump
So if you were to put butter and cream in that first sauce, what would you put it?
What sauce?
But in the creamy voodoo sauce?
Yeah, so like start a creepy carbonara sauce like I'll give you butter.
What's in carbonara?
Cheese.
Mmm.
It's good.
We're gonna make the cream sauce right now.
So not just the carbonara.
We'll do that in a second.
I'm gonna put in this whole thing.
No, don't
The more butter the better. Yeah, okay that is okay. She's not wrong
Okay, maybe like like this much like like this much that's it like here two three tablespoons
That is a lot two tails. That is a lot of butter. That's it for a sauce. That is a lot of butter
Okay, you don't need that much. No, do not use half. Oh, okay
But, happy about Burby looking great.
Come on, sit in America.
We gotta enjoy our butter.
What is it, shot fun?
It's not that.
Ooh, oh, I'm gonna sit on my desk.
Green.
Rosie, could you do us a favor?
The shot thing is so far.
Oh my god, purple one's not going to get.
That sauce.
Burby.
That sauce.
Unfortunate.
That is unfortunate.
Oh, drink up, Rosie.
OK.
So this is all we need for the sauce.
So you're going to add a little bit of that,
because it's not all going to be like cream-based.
Yummy.
That's good, right?
Yeah, that's caribou.
Is it unsalted?
No, it's not.
Really?
Yummy, yummy, yummy.
That is real what you're doing.
Tastes good.
Now she's biting it like that?
She's licking it.
But because, is it true that when you cook stuff,
it gets rid of the bacteria?
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
Exactly.
That is fair logic.
I can't argue with that logic.
Oh my god, you're so burdened.
You have to drink more soju.
I'm gonna need this.
What a hero.
It's not burning, Santa.
It's like, why is it fizzling like that?
That's okay.
You can take it off the heat.
So like, you can just throw whatever butter does that.
You can just open it to get to the ground and smoke.
You can just move it from the heat.
And then you can go get the sauce.
You guys are cooking mama.
It is!
I actually like cooking waffles.
It really is.
And you gotta add it to the heat just a little bit.
Okay.
Now we're going to add it to the meat.
Have you created it?
Add in some garlic.
Ooh, garlic.
I love garlic.
Ooh, you have sliced garlic.
Minced garlic.
Here.
Let's put it.
Oh.
Oh, it's good.
How much do we do?
It's beautiful.
Like it's fine. Everybody loves garlic.
Yes.
Like that?
I don't know what you want. That's fine.
Ooh, that looks so good.
I'm gonna eat it and then I'm gonna let it sizzle for a minute.
Let it sizzle.
Oh, sorry.
This is like, and this is the part that you would do it for.
Yes.
It is so neat.
I can do this part.
And then we let the...
Garlic heat up.
Okay, nice.
Good, right?
I think the worst part about cooking is cleaning.
Like cleaning everything after?
Yeah, well...
Like all of this stuff.
Okay, that is true.
And you...
But Emily, that's your...
Wow.
...dirty you're trying to learn to clean, remember?
True.
So...
That was amazing, Santa.
You like the long scallions?
The membranes are getting shocked as we speak.
Wait, she remembered.
Yes, and olive oil has a low point.
Sorry, I thought we were just going to sew you.
I was like, oh my god.
You're so crazy.
Here, I'll sew.
It's good, right?
And when you dry them, they curl.
It's cute.
Well, it's kind of cute.
I'm just going to chop a little bit more.
The membranes.
So we can have some.
Now, I think the cheese is here, too.
Wow, nice.
Should I go check?
Oh, wait, can you grab it on the front?
Thank you.
I got fancy cheese. You can buy pre-graded, but I'm gonna make you a nice dinner.
Did I love having Emily around?
Really easy to please.
Oh no, she's so... maybe I wouldn't date Emily, because she's actually really easy to please.
She makes this so simple. I'm like, oh my god, I would. Great cheese for you.
She's like, wow.
I'm gonna live her life.
That's all she needs.
Okay. Look. I've got these. I'm gonna cut a little more because you like extra scallion, right?
Yeah.
Okay. See, I'm a little reckless Jack because I get close with the knife, but it's because
I've been cutting stuff for years, so I trust myself a little more. Though that is like
Famous last words, you know?
You got it?
Yes.
Ooh.
Cheese!
Here you go.
I will grade it.
All right.
Dang.
You have to add it in, buddy.
I always get, like, pre-graded.
Did you know it's actually not good for sauces?
Why?
Well, pre-graded has a powder on it
that makes it so it melts a little weird and adds stuff
to your sauce. Oh, this brown, that was way too long. That's okay. You want to get the
cream? Can I add cream in? Yes. It has a powder on it that makes it melt a little weird and it adds stuff to it. So if you can and you want to make a really yummy sauce, it takes two seconds to grate cheese and it's significantly better.
Oh interesting.
And milk flavor.
How much should I add?
How much should I add, Simone?
Add a little bit.
Oh, look at...
Oh my god, this is so bad for us.
Yeah.
Wow, look at that.
I'm gonna get a whisk.
So you can whisk it.
And you know it's so hard on cheese.
Cute.
Is this cooking?
cooking? No way! No way! You are cooking! You think so? Noldar told me that! Thank you!
My first time hearing that. Why is she so fucking close?
Here look.
And we?
And we, uh, yes.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Okay, look.
Now, I'm gonna get you a cheese grater.
I just whisk in the butter.
That's all I did.
Okay.
Okay?
Super easy.
You just stir it.
Oh my God, what are my eggshells?
I'm going to wash my hand.
That's important, right?
Yeah.
Before touching the cheese.
I'm being very safe.
Got us in your ABCs.
Very, uh, safe.
Got us in your ABCs.
Is that the grater?
I'm going to make this really easy for you instead of having you hold a grater and do it on a plate.
And I'm just going to have you go like this.
Oh, that looks amazing.
And you're just going to put some in a sauce.
Keep your head up because you don't want to do like this.
Yes.
I have done that on this, and you know what else I've done on it?
I sliced it in the middle.
I feel like- Oh my feet are dead, I did it on mandolin.
Oh!
Oh it'll fuck your hand up.
Yeah, they're dead.
Oh, sorry, say no.
That's your one result pass.
Oh, the airport's like...
...what you're doing now, obviously.
This one.
Hey!
Game start!
I
I'm gonna stir this cheese in. I'm gonna put it back on the heat so it kind of melts into the sauce.
All right easy. Now what I do is a little bit of onion powder, what do I do?
Come on. Looks like me whenever I shut my mouth.
I just reminded me of the string, you know?
I don't know, I feel like the onion powder is just so noticeable.
Is that just me?
I think the more parmesan, the better.
Look at that, more.
No, it's not up there.
you
then you make the sauce. You first put in two tablespoons of butter with a spoon
full of garlic and then a full half thing of heavy cream and then put
the Parmesan cheese preferably freshly grated because it's better because
there's no coating on the cheese blocks. And then as you mix it in you
will also add some salt to taste and keep adding and that's what I learned so far.
I think yes you're really good. I forgot that there's only this segment and I thought
I'm focusing on the sauce, but I missed it, so you're safe.
Yay, I'm safe!
I have a memorized!
Repeat to me who the first five presents are.
In the United States, you have to take a shot.
The first five presents?
Can I do the last five?
No, for five.
Lincoln?
I don't want to put the cheese. Lincoln!
Lincoln was number one.
Rosie's very Australian.
Extremely Australian.
Rosie, repeat to me the first present
president of the United States or you have to take a shot.
Oh, that's true. That's true. Number one president,
numero uno. That's so easy. You took a citizenship test
in order to get your visa. I didn't. That's not how it works.
That's a green color. Oh, okay. Well, you're going to have to,
so you need to sort it out. Yeah, come on. Obviously, Kennedy.
What? Okay. Where's the shot? Kennedy is number one,
the first president ever. Are we doing the big JFK?
Yeah, the big JFK, are you serious?
Okay, a question for Sina. Which planet has the most moons?
It's either Saturn or Jupiter. It's gonna be one of two.
Yep, yep, what do you think?
Saturn.
Good job.
It's Saturn, right?
It is right, okay, question for you.
Don't make it too hard.
Please.
What was the original formation of all the Earth's called
when they were all combined?
All the countries.
And Pangeeta.
Oh!
Yay!
That's good!
Thank you!
Okay, now Rosie question.
Rosie, don't fuck with it.
Rosie, who was the president who fought for the freedom
Who was the president who fought for the freedom of slavery?
Oh, that's good.
I'm as patient.
Abraham Washington.
Please tell me he's kidding.
Is that a joke?
No, Lincoln.
No, what's the answer?
What's the answer?
You can't look.
Can't look.
What's the answer?
That's not George Bush.
That was way off there.
Okay, if you say George Bush, you might be cooked.
It's Lincoln.
What's his full name?
No, no, no, no.
I don't know.
what's his full name no no no it's can't it wasn't what what's their foot
usually full name first of all his name
come on Rosie Abraham Abraham Abraham Lincoln fuck he's so dumb okay wait what
do you mean dumb is that wrong you're right okay spell telekinesis bitch you
You got it!
You got it! You got it!
T-E-L-E-K-E-K-E
I need you to have to tell me.
N-I-N!
What is it?
It's K-I!
Fuck! Nice try!
Wait, is it? Or is it?
Is it K? Yeah. Wrong!
Telekaethmesis.
Okay, all right Jason the ween
Oh, hey, no, cuz I was
Okay, spell
It's a good one.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
It's a good one.
Pretty sure one time we just spelled it right, it was the exact one I got you.
Really?
Yes, I'm like nine percent sure.
America.
Can I have it in a sentence?
I'm gonna on on my Pia.
I'm gonna on my Pia.
Definition please.
Um...
What's that one?
I wrote.
What the fuck does that say?
Onomatopoeia.
What do they shit me?
Onomatopoeia.
It's like some word shit, bro.
Yeah.
Shit runs in pain Pia.
Onomatopoeia.
O. N. O.
Oh yeah.
On a ma.
M.
On a ma.
OK.
A. On a ma.
Wait, say it again?
OK.
O. What?
On a.
O and O M. OK.
And it's either A or O. I think it's a.
OK.
On a ma.
OK.
Next one is A.
I don't want material to like Tio.
Sorry, focus, go ahead.
M, okay, so it's M-A, I don't want...
T-A-P-E.
You're wrong. It's T-O, bitch.
T-O?
T-O, yeah.
So how about you T-up and take a shot?
Fuck! You got me.
No!
Home writing, I know.
I don't want no T-O.
I don't know, my toes feel...
Okay, alright. New drinking game.
Okay.
Are we almost done?
I'm telling you, yeah.
Wow, guys, look at that!
Some devil's eggs.
Udon time.
In here.
You're never gonna use the sauce.
I'm pretty good at this.
But I will make it for you.
Yeah, I don't know if I'll ever make this.
But it's okay.
It looks really good.
Your ass is never gonna use this.
It's easy.
I've accepted it.
Udon, sauce, and then they...
If I'm feeling crazy one day, maybe I'll make it.
Or I can just order it from a restaurant.
Okay, you can bring it.
You can order it however.
Okay.
And then if you have, then you put, you drink.
Yes.
Oh, Rosie's side.
Rosie's side.
It doesn't have a shit end.
We didn't even have an end.
Alright.
Oh boy.
Okay.
Uh, never have I ever lived in Virginia.
Oh, that's a good one. I like that. I haven't done that.
What are you targeted at?
Never have I ever lived in Australia.
That's fucked up.
That's a good one, that's a good one.
Never have I ever lived in New York.
I mean, I didn't really live there.
You lived there. You had never lived there.
I was the bank teller there, bitch.
I just, I just...
You were a bank teller.
Can I change it then?
Fine.
in America you live right now in America
never have I ever uh cult chicken cotsu
I need a good one I need a good one
I haven't it's true
What have you ever done?
Oh!
Never have I ever...
...got more than three haters.
Really?
I haven't done it yet.
Really? You got less than three?
What the...
Wait, just read it?
Down this whole thing?
Insta- Insta- Pluripong doesn't count.
Mmm!
That's crazy. That's really good. Okay, Rose, your turn.
Uh, yeah. Uh...
I drank too much. For that shot.
Uh, curses!
Curses! Curses!
Never have I ever been pulled over in America.
You haven't grown up.
I haven't pulled over.
Oh, you have this ring.
Okay, um...
My turn, my turn.
No, if you do it on yourself, only use the ring.
What?
You're dumb, yes.
That's how the game works.
Yep, yep, yep.
Wow.
You're so dumb.
Have I ever had my own pet?
OK.
Have you, Rosie?
Yes.
OK, good.
I got you both.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
I'm irresponsible.
Very, very great, great.
I don't think anybody would really stomp Emily on.
Yeah.
We're trying to get both of us.
All right, go ahead and do that.
I'm an AOE's bitch.
I had a really funny one.
Yeah, I feel like I knew it.
Wait, what? What?
I had a really funny one, but I don't want to say it.
Like, he whispered it?
No, because it was funny, but it AOE's you too hard, and it nukes the fuck out of him.
So I don't, I'm just gonna camp by him.
Okay, okay, okay, we'll do that one.
I can't fight him, bitch.
Nene, have I ever been signed to an old?
Well, did you hear her contract not up?
Yeah.
Yep, I gotta read the fine print.
Hey, she's lost, Emily.
Emily is the last one.
Messy.
Okay, Emily, I'm ready to start making more.
Rosie!
What?
What's your real name?
Michael?
Yeah, wait, my bad friend.
I definitely know your first name.
Okay, you don't don't say his full name on stream. Oh, yeah, but you know his first name, right?
I need to think about it. I don't I don't know your first name. I'm flipping your books. You can't cheat
What's his first name? I know his birthday. I know yours
Wow, you're here. What's Rosie's first name I doubt you I doubt you've done. He told me before I don't think I have actually really
something like
Thorn thwad or something. It's not really it you look like a thwart. What I think you're actually almost done
It's my like pause. I know you kind of look like I'm gonna think of like any names that you
Kind of look like I definitely you definitely told me you could be gene. Yeah, I get you gene. Yeah, I get you gene vibes
No
Frank really you want your name is Frank. Yes, Frank. Don't laugh too much
Don't laugh too much.
You look like your name is...
Wait, hold on.
I started thinking of something else.
No!
Sorry.
No!
Rosie, you want to say that? Hey, Rosie, you want to say that? Give me a hint! Give me a hint!
The first letter. So what's the J? Oh, I know it. What is it? Can I say it? Jake!
Okay, okay, I see a little hint. Okay, okay, okay, I know your name. Yeah, you look like a Jake.
Jake?
Alright.
Right?
That's better looking than Jake.
Alright.
I want to make sure I wasn't a bad friend.
Jake.
Hello, Jake.
Alright.
You're not the...
You're Jake.
Call me.
Alright.
Well, I'm Jake.
Okay.
Simmer down.
Emily.
Relax.
Jake from State Park.
Hi, Brady.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Send those girls being Brady's like whoa
My dad gave me the widest thing ever and then I asked him why I said I do a school project and he goes
I couldn't think of anything else
Yes, and he said he just that was the first one he's like oh it's good enough
We're so cynical today, I feel like you don't look like
Oh
I'm gonna make you fancy food Emily. Yeah, I was chat, you know, they're good at
Remember we would cook late nights in our house
Yeah, they're getting this treatment in a stream. I don't do this on stream. Yeah
This is great. Yeah
Wow, that's perfect.
That's just fluffy.
It's not bad, right?
Back it up, back it up.
Back it up.
Back it up, back it up.
All right.
Good on its good.
I can make more if you guys make more.
I'm not going to eat a lot, so.
You and Emily can split this.
Wait, what? You're not going to have any?
Awesome.
Now what?
I'm going to take some of this.
I'm going to turn this heat on low.
You are not making this shit.
I'm just
So
Put in pasta, that's it
You're adding butter to the noodles
I'm gonna remove it from the heat for a second. That's just so smart
and just kind of let the butter give it to you.
I'm gonna add a little more of our stuff.
Yeah, scrumptious.
Oh, there's a truffle coming.
Oh, it is, I get it.
Cool.
Wow.
I have a good truffle thing as well
than the previous one.
Oh, my gosh.
Just gonna throw in some butter in there.
It's why I want to add a lot of this sauce, too,
because we're gonna do both.
Is that enough sauce?
Mm-hmm, okay.
Great, Dan.
Why do they say let Emily make queso?
Why don't we just say that to me myself?
You make queso?
Do you make queso?
I make queso.
I made queso before.
What did you say?
I've never made queso before.
What was it?
Emily made queso.
Maybe they meant like block.
Have you had the queso pizza?
It's so bad.
Is the queso a pizza?
Queso sponsored with CC's pizza is bad.
It's so bad.
You should try it on stream.
What is it?
It's a mac and cheese pizza.
It's the worst I've ever had in my entire life.
The worst?
It's so bad.
I'm curious because I don't know if I'm crazy but you should try it and see if you like it.
I'm like, give me a minute, you are a picky motherfucker bro.
No, that's why I'm going to try it. That's why you see if you like it or not. It's so bad.
Yeah.
It's just mac and cheese on a pizza and then when you pick it up it's 90 degrees.
So let's say that you have a crust.
So it weighs down.
You have a slice, it's like this.
And the mac and cheese goes this way and the crust goes this way.
And it tastes horrible.
Oh, that's soft.
I want you to try and tell me if you think it's good.
Because now I want to know if it's good.
It's so bad.
I'm sorry.
But CCC's has great employees.
That's a lot of them.
Wow, you're a hero.
We love the employees at CCC Pizza.
I'm saving the reputation of this CCC's employee.
Love the company, hate the pizza.
Yep, yep, great people, though.
Very much appreciated that.
I'm taking bacon, and I'm ripping it up.
W Hero.
Okay.
The bacon.
Okay.
Now, a learning lesson for chat.
Whenever people see bacon and or sorry, the carbonara like this, it's not carbonara to
clarify.
It's just called that because it's like Japanese fusion cuisine.
So they call it creamy carbonara.
It's not actually because carbonara is normally butter, bacon, cheese, in a pan, mix it, that's
it.
Not like cream and stuff like that.
This is like a cheese sauce, but it's just called that
Yeah, it's a cheese sauce
Your drunken shit. I'm not drunk
That's fucking crazy walking a straight line right now
My god
It's easy, but I'm laughing.
Okay, and not in return.
Hey, I still got it.
I feel like if you do that when the cops pull you over, right?
Yeah, and you're gonna start the alphabet backwards.
Oh, that's hard.
Yeah.
No, that's a myth I heard.
I have got it.
Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S.
I tried to memorize it one time, so I was scared I was gonna get asked.
Z Y X W B U T S
R
P
Q R R
Arrg, what is the next one?
Here, what is after that?
Oh
They were done a shit
Oh, okay, again, a little bit of egg yolk, I added a little egg yolk on the noodles.
Now, here's where it becomes not carbonara, right?
Because when we add in butter, bacon, cheese, all that stuff, with a little bit of egg,
called egg.
This is where people get mad, because they're like, it's not carbonara.
But I'm going to take some of the sauce, I'm just going to pour it in.
Pour it in.
Mix it all around.
easy so it's very Wow look at that looks really creamy and there's extra sauce
so they'd be like yours with more or less sauce I'm gonna add in less so if
you're like oh I don't like them a sauce now you can add in this if you want more
sauce I'll add in more that's so cool you do this why you do separate pants and
And then, that's genius!
Mmm, yummy!
I'm a fucking chud bitch.
They swallowed my spatula!
They called it sloppy?
They said it's sloppy, Senna.
Whoever like kid cuisine eating fuck is.
Tell him he sees at her fucking...
They said add a little water, Senna.
Oh, they got sloppy sauce.
They all said, black pepper, added,
Senna.
They also said, chopped chud.
There's no way they're saying that.
And they also said, too ruddy.
Oh!
Whoever said that, tell them, I hope they have a meat
yogurt day tomorrow.
Oh!
Not me, and not bad.
Me, you're fine.
No, no, I want them to feel like the day was slightly wasted.
And that they were like, wow.
I should have done more today, but I didn't.
It's a nice hate for everybody.
That is something to wish upon someone.
I want them to have.
Oh, no.
That's right.
Wait, guys, hold on.
Parm is already added to the sauce.
And yeah, bitch, I'm about to add more.
Thank you very much.
Block your fucking teeth.
By the way, guys.
Block the teeth.
One more.
Oh, my god, the speaker.
We have a little bit left.
Rosie, go ahead.
What do you mean Rosie, go ahead?
Just a little.
Can I go ahead?
You have so much left.
But I always look at us to drink, too.
Yeah.
I'm waiting for that open this one if you want one more.
There's.
Don't you want me like I want you, baby?
Do the flicking game.
Is that what you're doing?
Yes.
I don't know how to do this.
Dude, it's just me, me.
Do you have for stream this song, Emily?
How long has it been?
I don't know.
I've only done like nine hours.
I love long streams.
Yeah, I know.
Emily, can I have you on this?
Yes, enough.
Why isn't it because you were very fun?
Because they're so easy.
If you're going to the time.
No, I'm like, oh, okay. It's so easy
Why it's cuz we're hanging out with friends
Bitch, what do you mean you turned it you fucking turned it
Thanks, thanks Emily
What is this game we had to flick off this tail you don't want to put down a
very well the loser drinks yeah the other two drink
Oh, so if you put it on, you go over it?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm gonna flip the shit out of this.
Are you ready?
Because I'm coming to catch you.
Oh!
No!
Oh, damn it!
Play your game on, to hit it.
Oh, damn it.
I didn't have time for that.
Oh, damn it.
Dude!
Oh, damn it.
Why my calculations if the bottom is broken in I should be doing this
I'm looking at where it has the most crease okay, I got nothing from that
It's gonna take forever guys. Yeah, we don't have to skip a segment
Oh drink up
Thank you Zinnah
Wait that was cool
I like that one actually
Yeah he was pretty good I like it more than green green
Guys be honest can I twerk
Yeah go ahead
That's good hits. Yeah.
I can't just move it back there.
Yeah, there's a lot of movement going on. Yep.
There she goes.
Is it working?
Wait, are you doing it again?
Did they say to move just your legs?
It's okay, I can't go past me there.
It's moving!
Was it moving?
It was shaking.
It might have been the jeans, but it looked to me like it was real.
What the bacon bits on top stop it?
Did you just call it bacon bits?
It's really cold.
you
I like the gratitude.
I'm going to say gratitude.
Gratitude is great.
LaFestin?
That's a good song.
na na na na na na na mal I want to eat it, ah no no no no salt that felt great so you've
done yourself well you better stop watching but so I love this because I
made it for him and he ate two bowls was like we bug it delicious soul
Mmm.
Exhibition for the delivery.
So much better than ordering delivery.
True, home cooked meals always hit more.
Okay.
Wait.
The middle.
I'm adding the middle.
I like the middle.
Mmm.
Wait.
And...
Wait.
What?
Is this the only dish with the chopsticks?
Yeah, I think you get the chopsticks.
I know, I get the chopsticks.
Oh.
What? Is this the only dish with the chopsticks?
Yeah, I think you get the chopsticks.
I know, I get the chopsticks!
What? I am so honored!
I'm never making this at home.
No, this is a good lick, Emily. I like what we did here today.
Yes, it's good.
Shout out to Sina for cooking this for us.
I'm so sad. I don't know where my other torch went. This is the torch.
Do you help?
No, no, I'm cutting. I'm car-mining.
What is this?
This one is broken, but I'm gonna use the other one.
Fancy! She's torching it.
You want to get pretty?
I don't know about my other torches, but I have a bigger torche and I will melt the cheese
on there.
So it's nice and melted on your thing, so it's not just tender.
That's amazing!
Don't eat it.
Don't fucking eat it.
She's not ready.
There's some more idiots here.
Maybe we...
It probably won't be that good, but it'll be okay.
Oh my God, what a muddist act.
It'll be amazing.
It'll be okay.
We have to eat it together guys.
together guys we'll see you together oh and the same time we can do you want to
Is it at the table?
Sure.
It looks delicious.
Wait, let me see, hold on.
Let me do yours.
You want chopsticks?
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, here you go.
Emily, now you're cooking this, right?
Yeah! Of course I would cook this!
Oh, fuck.
It's gonna be so good that I'll remake it at home.
Oh, fuck, there's no more chopsticks.
Oh, no! No, no, no, it's fine.
I'll just use a fork.
Ready?
Let's go!
Wow!
Wait.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's okay.
Wow.
Amazing.
It's not bad, right?
We met up at 3.30.
It's now 10 p.m.
Oh my God.
Um, cinema!
See, you don't do walk, do you do this,
where you just do random shit?
Oh, I'm gonna play it a second, all right?
Yeah, yeah, usually mine's shit.
Every time I do stream, it's like some dumb shit.
I look at it.
If we end up saying one thing, we do something else.
Mm-hmm, that's fine.
This looks so good.
Okay, this is it.
This looks so good.
Dig in!
It'll be okay.
Do I, okay, mix it?
With the egg?
Mm, mm.
And lower salt for home.
Oh my God.
This looks delicious.
Emily Bacon has a higher sodium content.
Okay.
So when I use pancetta or bacon and you eat every bite it'll be a little saltier.
Okay.
So I limit how much salt I put in it so you can add it.
So if it's too salty or less salty you can add more.
Perfect.
Cheers.
Cheers!
It's okay.
It's honestly worse than the last one.
You see how the bacon adds salt?
The bacon salt for it.
Do you like it?
Good.
And now you're making this, right?
Do I like it?
I love it!
The sauce is amazing.
Oh my god, this is orgasmic.
The sauce is so good.
And the noodles, it's perfectly cooked.
I'm not joking.
It's so easy.
You can make it at home.
I could not make this.
This is good, Emily.
It took two seconds, but it's easy.
this motherfucker is so happy over here look at him his small little fucking face wow that's a good day
wow that was a good day guys okay Emily how about this you have to make this back for me
what the next year we do we'll do it in like a week or two i come to your house and you have to
make this for me okay and then i serve it to you from memory from memory
And you have to promise me you won't watch the VOD.
I promise.
So no watching the VOD. You have to just memorize.
You can watch the VOD one time to study.
You have to make it for me.
What? I haven't memorized already.
This is so good.
I think we should do that.
We can do that.
I gotta clean my apartment first.
Right now I'm in my kitchen just all cardboard boxes.
What?
I do peel a box of an egg and then it like makes the boxes like tidy. Uh, what is it like make the pharmacy?
So they were all to my kitchen
Once I get those out
We shall do it a
Radio, okay, we knew that. This is so good setup. Oh my god. The streets are spamming sleepover
No, no, no, no
Do a real steeper. That'd be so fun. I'd be down. That'd be so fun
I made sure she didn't want any.
Oh, that's good.
So we're GGs.
Was this everything? Was this all the food?
Perfect!
I wouldn't have made- I almost lost though, so I could have made more noodles.
It was really easy.
That was good!
I'm so pleased!
I just supervised.
Yeah, now I'm actually realizing this literally turned into a day of me cooking for my friends.
Yeah, it's a good day.
Best day ever.
Best day of 2020.
I hate for these groceries.
Love the chef.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Mmmmm.
Hey, I was on the business card though.
Thank you.
Hey, usually I hate bacon, but this is really good.
I was going to ask, do you like the bacon?
Yeah, this is so good.
It blends really well with the noodles doesn't it? It's perfect. It's not like overpowering at all because the sauce is really good
Yeah
Really? Yeah
I need to eat that's my struggle. I'm telling you I've been I used to eat all the time
Now I eat a little bit especially when it's unhealthy. I'm like I don't want to eat this at all
But it's good. You ate good all week
Huh? You ate good all week
Yeah, oh yeah, I know but I'm not hungry
Like a ugly chug
Like a ugly chopped chug
This is amazing
This is a good chat
That's like wow
Did you see the picture of the first one I did? Oh, let me see
That was so long
It's good.
This is so good.
Oh, that's so sad.
I don't know.
Oh, here.
Wow!
That looks really good. That was with the pancetta.
Wait, it looks like
restaurant quality.
Right?
That's amazing.
were here so good yay yummy and only I can make this at home I don't think it
would not be this good bitch you are not Emily please well okay okay I'll come
over and you can make me a meal and it can't be pre-made sauce it's not bad I
I will say it was that hard
This is not hard. It's not it was cream and butter and garlic
Yeah, and and a little bit of salt and like onion powder
It's a little effort, right? Yeah, but it's not it's not bad
And I'll even bring over the truffle if you want me to whoa
It's good, right?
I'll make it when Tina comes over great cooking segment. Yeah
Yeah, thanks guys. I appreciate it so much. Thank you. It's a really good job. So no
Really, I did you guys feel like you were a lot? I did
smoke point
Smart point. That's a great hit. Okay, look
Green onion to half ice membrane membrane chopped, okay
Parmesan great great parmesan. Yeah better than pre-created. Yep oil
Remember why oil coating?
Yeah
Yes, I'm coding on the on the pregrading. I looked down on my chance. I mean he's having the fucking tour
I don't like it when he's in tour mode
It's so gross
So good
Make yourself a dinner for the food.
I do have.
You look so defeated.
I just...
What kind of date did I do myself into today?
It was a fun day.
Oh yeah, it was an amazing day.
It was a great day.
I loved it.
Really, what particularly did you love about today?
Needing the food.
Yeah.
Eating this.
That is the best part.
For sure.
This creamy udon.
Mmm.
You got that on yourself.
You saw some dears?
Mmm.
Did you just put fucking quotations?
Motherfucker, you saw the dears.
Emily, we're gonna go back.
Keep drinking, just medication.
No, no, no, the deer were real.
The dears were cute.
They were real.
The food looked mad. You were literally born
and your mom said that about your fucking dears.
Ooh!
Dude, you were born and your mom showed pictures
you to your family and she was like oh my god no I swear he was Peter when he
first came out. Ooooooo pocket!
This is so good. I'm finishing it up.
Oh my god! I love it. I love like pre-made mom. Do you want my fork?
I made it easier for the little pieces.
Thank you so much.
That makes me so happy. Thank you so much. I'm going to be that grandma one day that's like
Do you want to eat?
Mm-hmm.
Come to my house.
I'll feed you.
I can get all the food.
You can have everything.
You're a great feeder.
No, no, no, no.
You are a feeder.
No.
No, because Rosie called me a feeder the other day
because I'm on a health kit, so I don't eat super unhealthy.
And I started baking sourdough, so I'm giving everyone
bread and pastries.
And Rosie was like, sit up.
You're just trying to make everyone else fat,
and then you're getting skinny.
She's fat.
Now you're sparing love.
Not doing that.
No.
How about some of your sourdough?
I have some of your ones, I don't know.
Oh, like whatever it's.
It's really good.
I'm making, I'm bringing some fresh ones to Maya
for the super bowl, I'll bring you one.
Oh my gosh, stop, really?
Yeah, I'll make one for you.
It's okay, okay.
So you can have one,
because I literally have to bake it tomorrow for Maya.
Because I wanna be able to bring her some
for the super bowl.
That's so sweet.
Because she loves sourdough,
she said it's her favorite food.
That sounds so good.
I'm gonna finish.
Damn.
Yummy!
Holy fucking chud.
So delicious!
It's chud maxing.
It's so yummy!
Gigi's chat.
Gigi's chat, what a day!
It was a fun little day.
10 p.m. dinner.
So worth it.
It's a little afternoon.
It's 10 p.m.
What are you doing today?
Like, what a dumb day.
What are we doing?
We did a random shit.
We did.
We yapped.
We saw deers.
It's Joe, yeah.
Deer.
Drove, H-mart, cooked, and drank, and ate.
We also ate before H-mart, like in the court.
We did.
Oh, my god, we're fat shows.
We are Toboki.
That was delicious.
I don't know how to burp.
At all?
No, I try.
I can't do it.
But I can fart like really good, I can't burp.
You can fart really good?
Yeah, well, that's cool.
No, one time as well when Rose were in my stream room,
it was on stream, and I had to burp.
Guys, I'm so sorry.
And I just did, like, I was like, oh, you fart.
I love farting.
It's so nice, isn't it?
Oh, it's great, it's great.
Can I ask you a really personal question?
Sure.
Have you ever done, I used to do this as a kid,
and I called it an inside out fart.
What?
Girl, what does that mean?
Can I explain?
Yes.
Sometimes when I was a kid,
I would stick my butt up in the air.
And then, so it felt like it was an endless fart,
like a never-end.
Okay.
And like, I would just say, like,
and it was like the best way to fart.
It was so good.
So I do it all the time.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
What the fuck does that mean?
Inside out fart?
Yes.
Endless fart.
Because it was never-ending.
It was only the revolving door of gas.
Instant fuck glitch.
Yes.
Like a bugle.
No, somebody has to know.
Someone's trying to say, I did that, not gonna lie.
But how is it infinite?
No, girl.
Because, okay, I don't know, it's, okay.
You're gonna get it goes back down?
No, it's gonna explain, I think it's gonna get
weird if I explain it.
But yes, it feels like it goes back down
and then it comes back out.
It's a revolving door.
You're sticking your butt up?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Look at inchworm.
Like that's what I would look like
and then I would fart and then that's what it would be.
That's cute.
You gotta show me off-stream.
Oh, I don't do it anymore.
Really?
No, I think I lost the ability.
No!
I tried some years ago and it didn't work anymore.
But when I was a kid it worked.
No!
They were saying show us, show us.
Does anyone know?
Is there no one that's done this?
One person in my chat said I did that not in a lot.
So that's not bad.
You have someone.
Name's Gumby.
Great.
Gumby great so me and fucking gumby are in the same hate awesome shout out you gumby
I'm glad like it's don't be you know no offense to you gumby, but it doesn't feel good that it's only us to a chat
Just two people
It would be gumby
Yeah, that's that's fun
Somebody said wait I used to do that my memory unlocked. I don't believe you because that's like something you don't forget
You don't forget you just fart in the air. Yeah
Your toenails I was a flexible enough. Oh, dude, I can still to this day
I don't need more, but I know you could I used to yeah. Oh my god. I never did that sadly
But never I would
No, yeah, what's a weird thing you do?
I would pour sand in my ears because I like the feeling of getting sand out of my ears
Like you know like that feeling when you reach it and they like dig out stuff on your ears
So I would force into my ears and then I would go this way
And then I would dig them out and it felt so good
But then one time I got an ear stuck in my root in my ear canal
Yeah, and I went to the doctor and then I had to get like sort of clear moved and then I stopped doing it
Yeah, but I loved I love my ears they really are so special
Yeah, did you ever take your toenails and floss them between your teeth? No! Emily, no. I hate toenails.
Okay, leave your toenails. Not even your nail. Take your finger and and do like this, under gum.
Like this is a good under gum right here. No. Dude, as a kid, sometimes- Oh, I kind of get it. Yes.
And if I would rip off my big toenails, and I would stick it in between my two
teeth and I would rub it back and forth like a little seesaw and it would itch the middle
of my gums so good it feels like crack no I'm telling you if I could do it to this day
it would feel just as good it feels just as good and it feels like I don't I don't
want to explain it it's like insanely nice any nail you don't have to do with your toenail
I did you know what I tell the story on stream two years go by yeah super TF two years later
What?
Somebody sends him the clip and says,
haven't you told the story like this before?
And me and SuperLive, we haven't really spoken ever since.
Or not since, but before this.
He DMs me on Twitter randomly.
And he goes, hey, don't want this to be weird,
but this is kind of crazy.
I used to do this, too, more twins.
And he sends me the clip.
Super Tia.
Yes, and I go, oh my god, that really is my twin.
Like.
Oh, that's good.
You found your twin.
at least.
Emily, I'm telling you, you should try it.
Maybe not that one.
If your nail ever breaks, rub it in between your teeth.
Can I knit something?
Yeah.
That's just a nasty twin.
Yeah.
I've been telling this story for so long on stream
that I tried it again like two years ago.
What?
Like two years ago, I rubbed my torn out
between my teeth.
Okay.
And it still feels the same.
Like right now when I'm talking about it,
this tingles, like I can feel the feeling.
I feel like it's like pretty sharp, right?
So it's like, I get it.
It's good, it's a good feeling.
Ooh.
Okay, another confession on your part,
you have to go.
They're saying to end stream.
It's time to end.
Um, let's see.
I'm just gonna try again after streaming.
No, but I am thinking about it.
You get the tingle, huh?
This is great though. I really liked it.
Rosie finished? Oh my god, you did finish.
Yeah, kind of. I will.
Amazing.
Nice.
Maybe something.
Ooty! Hey! Get out.
Ooty!
Wow, Ooty knows his name.
Yeah, little chud. Hey!
It's really smart.
Hey, chud, get out the counter.
I thought Captain another name lowkey
Because it's time it's time what a day guys
Similee back at it again Emily next time we'll do a stream. We'll go somewhere
Okay, yes, but it's very so fun. I loved it. We did your places
Colorado, oh, I'm not gonna skiing in Colorado
Maybe cool. I'd be down
I would be fair I've already asked Emily this before.
Yes.
I'm exacting one stream because I won't ask.
It would be amazing.
We went to Colorado and did a skiing trip.
And we explored a kind of boom cave.
Yes.
I know a spot.
We go into the cave.
Good stream.
Thanks, Chad, for watching.
Thank you, Chad.
Love you guys.
Thanks for coming out.
Very productive.
We're going to go chud max.
Hormony!
Oh wait, do you want to, do you guys want to watch the movie?
I'm so down here.
Do you have to hear?
Yeah.
Okay, yes.
That'd be so fun and cute.
All right, bye, Chats.
Thank you guys for watching.
Love you too.
Follow the street, follow.
Sit down, follow.
Yes, follow Emily.
And you won't see us again together until 2029.
So enjoy this while at last.
Yeah, it's dead tomorrow.
And then in 2029, we'll be like, oh my God,
did you know the last year we did together was 2026?
I'm like, wow.
That's crazy!
Thank you guys for hanging out!
Bye chat!
Have a good night!
Oh, I'm gonna have to do this in my day to slap the camera in the head.
Bomp! Like that?
Yeah, like that.
Yeah, you gotta hold it, like you gotta really help.
Oh, okay, and then we leave, huh?
Yeah.
Well, I feel kind of sad.
It's over.
Are you playing a song?
Oh, no, I'm getting my outro ready.
Oh, okay, oh, oh, you have an outro screen.
Yes.
Okay, alright, ready?
Bye chat, thank you for watching!
See you in the next stream!
Bye!
Have a good Super Bowl weekend!
Hit him, hit him, hit him.
you