Wait, it's loading?
I can't hotspot you, I'm banned.
I got it, I got it, it's switched.
I mean you're banned.
Like, it won't let me.
What do you mean you're banned from hotspotting?
I want E, bro.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are in France
and there's a guts get a possible hiding place.
What's the scare you brought us?
What the fuck is that?
I don't feel much to get mad at you.
Oh yeah, not again.
phone from you bro you've been here for about 30 minutes the first thing these
fuckers want to do they want to go to McDonald's okay okay explain why because
we saw we were walking by I to P and you have to buy something I was like we have
okay so Rosie's like I will buy something because they had different
stuff we go to buy something Rosie almost gets in a fight with a guy at
McDonald's there's a whole thing and then I come out of the bathroom Rosie's
They argued with the guy.
I said, where'd you just go?
I'll take the receipt.
The guy's talking shit the whole time.
I keep having to get an argument with the guy.
So the guy's like, being fucking annoying.
I come outside, Zolo's pissed off
because Zolo doesn't want to be in Paris.
Who does?
And then, what else?
Everything smells like piss.
Then some guy walked up to us
and I think asked us for food in French.
But we didn't have any food.
So I was like, I'm sorry, I can't help you.
Then we had to walk away.
Then we waited for an Uber for 25 minutes
because Uber's not a thing here.
So I go, what's the Uber Conversion app?
Okay, it's something called boom or whatever, bolt.
I order on bolt, it's still 25 minutes to get a ride.
So then we go to get a bike,
come to find out the bikes have to go to a specific area
so you can't ride the bike all the way up here.
And we're going uphill.
Stupid Americans.
I'm telling you, bro.
Look, it's fucking beautiful out here though.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen,
but this is where we wanted to start though.
You know what I mean?
Come here, Zoyle.
Yeah, this is lovely, that.
Oh, that's a very nice cathedral, though.
Yeah, I can't see shit at all.
Yeah, my loads, but barely. They could see.
Listen, ladies and gentlemen, we could have gone to Amsterdam today,
but I figured it was nicer to go to Paris.
We should have gone to Amsterdam yesterday, it would have been a movie.
Dude, the transit of AIDS to go there, everybody would have gone to 420.
Yeah, we should have been one of them.
one of them. What? Follow the crowd. That's true. Follow that tube. Follow that tube.
I generally can't see chat but hi, I seem we're live. Yeah, you should be live. Look,
you don't need to do, you should go play chess against the Parisians. I don't know how to
play chess. That's what would be funny about it. Okay. Don't they just play the park? Yeah,
they're really good though. Holy fuck bro, I'm gonna get mugged. I'm gonna go there
literally
Is that the ghost of Christmas past
No, no, no cuz here's a thing he has a thing there for money
He's gonna get mad at you and ask you for money Rosie. Okay, Rosie might be the problem that we're gonna have
Stop you move
Get down and whoop your ass cuz you're not putting money in the thing. I spent a month you're build the sack
I don't like that his loot box is right where his nuts are.
That's a nut sack, low key, that is quite literally a nut sack.
Yo chat, no joke, we have already had about three negative interactions today.
We've been here for 30 minutes, max.
So we've been asked.
Do you think it is your fault?
No, one of those negative reactions is Zoyle.
Because Zoyle has been...
Zoyle genuinely got here
and instantly somebody was like talking to me
and he goes,
I just can't stand Paris.
Why are we here?
We could have been in Kensington.
We could have been here.
I'm so overwhelmed.
It's like, why is it...
I can't understand the languages.
Yeah, and then I said,
what about when you go to Japan?
And then he goes,
well, I can understand Japanese.
Why can't you understand Japanese?
I've seen a lot of anime, or I have.
I don't have to watch it sometimes. I can eat my food.
When I look down, I still hear what they're saying. I know what they're going and what about.
That is kind of fair.
Don't say that's fair. It's going to piss me off.
Do you guys know what I'm noticing by the way?
What?
Uh, how are we supposed to get down this hill?
Because there is no Uber.
Yeah.
You know, there's taxis, man. You just call them over and then what they say is,
that's going to be 200 years. Thank you very much.
If you say no, you get fucking shot.
Wait, I have a question so in Paris do they tax for oh like over tax for taxies?
Like dams. I hear you accent yes
Speak French. Wee
No, I got okay. Sorry. Sorry. Wee. Bonjour
Bonjour. No, that sounded not it. Bonjour. No, that sounded not it. I don't know
No, right. All right. Do you guys want to walk? Bon Joer. Wait, look at the view
Oh
What do you see that big cuba's over there?
on a bus
No one's playing that game
It's a oh shut up. Oh my god
33
This is just like expedition 33
Do you want to go up here?
oh my god they missed our cutscenes or chat yesterday obviously you guys know
F1 got cancelled shut up did you there for trying it was completely out of our
control everything else was set up um but the safety team they had people that
they had to move like schedules for and it got cancelled and we can't do it
without a safety team so we were like you know I mean um which kind of sucks so
People in my chat are praying that I get pickpocketed.
You're gone.
I have nothing valuable in my pockets.
What I have is my phone, but I'm gonna be grepping that.
There's a little fucking goblin.
Oh my god.
It's a mess of your shit.
What happened to your pockets?
Wires and a bomb.
Hold on.
Why do you have a bag?
Okay.
Okay.
Look at the glove and plastic in here.
Oh.
Oh.
Here too.
Oh.
He's like a computer bag, bro.
Why is this bucket so hard?
That's crazy!
Alright, do you guys want to go up here or down?
Also by the way, Chad, if you have a Twitch Prime, feel free to use it
because in that way you don't have to watch ads today.
We'll wander around Pitty and go explore.
Do you want to go up or down?
Well, yeah, down.
Down.
If you go down, we're going down the hill back to the city.
Down, I guess so.
I mean, the cathedral's nice to look up.
I could admire it from here.
Am I admiring up close?
Go up there, but I feel like we're seeing it all.
Are you just scared to get next to the godskin?
Yeah.
No, I actually first tried the godskin apostles.
You did?
I first tried them.
Oh.
I cannot do the same.
Is that actually the only boss in the game I first tried them?
No, you're not going to play.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Hello, of course, yes.
Nice to meet you.
You're good.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Alright.
Well ladies and gentlemen, let's just go for a walk.
I guess we're just gonna walk around here.
That's what you were looking for?
Oh, Molly.
There's more countries than fucking Britain.
There's more countries than Britain.
Simply.
Oh my god Chad, I have no connection so if you're yapping, I can't see.
I don't know.
We should commonize everything again.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Alright.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, no.
No, no, wait.
Don't go too far.
Love runs.
So you're...
Mercy Bakoo.
Your other option is to...
You want a colonized branch?
How about we go down the catacombs?
Oh!
Could we do...
Okay!
Oh!
Today is going to be a fun day.
We're going to be doing a fun day.
We're going to be doing a fun day.
We're going to be doing a fun day.
We're going to be doing a fun day.
Today's gonna be a fucking day. Oh my god, bro. Holy shit.
It's a bulldog. I would say a French bulldog, but we're in France.
But it's just a normal bulldog.
Couldn't he still be a French bulldog in France?
No, because it's a bulldog, yeah. It's like when I get to China, I'm just speaking.
I don't speak Chinese, I just speak.
You don't speak Chinese, though.
Yeah, but I'm a Chinese. I've got a Chinese brain.
No, you don't have a Chinese brain.
Huh?
I have a Japanese mindset.
I have a Japanese mindset.
I have a Chinese mindset.
Every single time an Asian country comes up.
But when I say anything about Paris
and you can get a French mindset,
he goes, why would anybody want that?
And then he gets all mad.
Sorry?
You're talking about me?
Okay.
Zoyle as a...
No, I didn't. I said fuck off to that.
I will try.
Frog legs?
I'm not doing that.
You better have an escargot.
Escargot, bro.
Come on, Zlil, bro.
I want to take snails.
I'll go get some for my garden.
Okay, but it's not the same, bro.
And it's the same shit.
It's not.
Yes, it is.
It's the same news.
I've also never tried frog legs, either.
Chad, I did really want to go to the catacombs, and we were looking at it, but the only thing
you could...
The only way you can go down there is by legs towards, unless you were to do it illegally.
Illegally which is like very dangerous and stupid and you should not do so
The other thing is I just didn't want to like have I'm gonna be honest
I didn't want to have soil anywhere near anything that is
sacred or anything like that because I
Do not trust you bro
It's the same thing about him in the 9-11 memorial, bro.
You could not pay me enough money to bring him anywhere near that on a phone call.
We went there, though. It wasn't what he wants to look at.
Don't off-screen, bro.
I don't get the big talk. It wasn't what he wants to look at, though.
Bro, you're not fucking respectful.
I don't want to hear it from you.
V's not going to be on your ass. He's already awake.
I'm not gonna lie bro. I'll see Jason yesterday. Jason about to inspire me.
I got some accounts that I want to stop saying my name. Jason about to hit an
inspo button for a lot of streamers. You know what I mean? Oh my gosh, look at this.
Oh, did you just know what it is?
Stats.
I'm not going to use your name, you see.
Honestly, have you heard the stats from your phone?
It's your name.
Oh, it is.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
In the pond.
What?
Your name?
You see your name?
No.
Oh, fake Japanese.
Fake Japanese.
Fake Japan.
Also, Chad, we're all wearing our French outfit.
We're wearing our French outfits, as you can see. Hold on. This one is mine.
Okay, this is Zoyles.
John Wick's fighting scene.
Oh, it is.
Am I ready?
Oh my god, they're gonna see the new pants.
I'm really on fucking Kenna Wick.
He actually got new pants. Wouldn't you believe it?
Oh, so you look, you look.
Smoking!
Good.
That's right.
It's good, man.
We were getting clothes.
You have to wear clothes that are nice for France.
France?
Do I really have to?
And you're so mad.
It didn't happen. You just maced it up.
No, you literally said, do I have to.
We could have taken that.
Okay, maybe we should find bikes.
I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
That's what?
I'm going to shuffle down.
I think we're at 12 already.
What's that done?
What's that?
That's a PGA.
They're saying Paris snuck us because of your accent.
Good.
Holy shit, bro.
I don't know why we went all the way up there just to leave in two minutes.
We could have just stayed in the city, low key.
There's a cool suck, though.
Except Rosie's gonna get in a fight with another McDonald's person.
How are you getting in a fight with him?
He was trying to steal my phone twice.
He was smashing your phone out of your hand.
I was like, what the fuck do you want from me?
He was just, I was actually crazy.
Did you do a video in front of him too?
Yes.
And he still came from to take your phone?
Yes, oh I did chat.
I was like, okay this is gonna be kind of fun.
I was like, first I was in Paris,
was McDonald's, fucking Americans.
And then he goes, no, no, no.
And I was like, what the fuck?
And then he's like, I don't know what he's talking about.
And I was like, okay, video, I deleted it in front of him.
He's like, no, no, and he took my phone off me.
I was like, no, no, not in my fucking country.
And then he took his phone back and the guy took his phone again and then he took his phone back again
And then I came out and I said just go outside. I'm gonna handle this and I got all pissed off
It's pretty beautiful, I can't lie
Oh my God.
How many of you are, wait, how many of you are French in the chat?
Any French people type one?
Any French people type one?
I got any French in the chat?
Like every British jit wishes?
That's true, something like this.
I'm just probably mad at y'all.
That's very humbling.
No, like you don't want to be back there?
I don't want to touch one fan of public life.
Yes.
That would do it for you?
No.
Okay, it looks like if we walk down here, it's like more city and then there's probably bikes so we can ride bikes
Are you?
What?
We're just gonna stop in the middle of the road, yeah?
No, we're just gonna stop in the- did you not hear what he just said?
What he said?
What?
I don't know what he said
So I'd like a coffee or something?
Yeah, sir
Is that why you're fucking cranky all morning?
I'm not fucking cranky
I was nice and chipper.
Was it? Yeah, yesterday, we...
So the stream got cancelled, obviously.
Um...
So we were like, okay, we're so tired
that we just decided to go out and explore London a little bit more.
Where do we go again?
Uh, we went to fucking Harrods.
She wanted to go to Harrods, bro.
No, not she wanted to go.
We went to Mount Spritjop.
We walked by at Harrods, and Zoologos said,
no, you have to go there, you have to.
That's all I said.
And then his big back ass bought some food.
You took a straight to the bacteria.
We went to Hyde Park and as we walked past there and she was like oh that's a nice shop
I want to go spend all my rich stream of money
That's not what I said. I wanted to go to one store by the way, one store by the way. Just one store
Just one store. No, she said I have an A-max card and they can't stop me
And she was like oh, I'm gonna buy some curry, I'm gonna buy some cheese
Look at these double yolk chicken eggs, I'm by me's name
I didn't find W, okay, okay.
That was pretty cool.
I did get eggs that have two yolks in a second.
That's why I'm using my mouth.
That was the best one.
Oh, this is coffee.
Do you want to try this?
Sure.
Do you want to try this here?
Yeah.
Coffee spot?
Yeah.
I'm going to go for coffee.
I'm also going to say breakfast in the shop, bro.
Let's see what breakfast I'm doing.
Yeah, that's enough of your demon.
Be careful from the PDP zones, the PDP on the right.
It's a moat now.
Hello.
Good to see you.
Sit for a second.
Sit please.
Oh, thank you.
You want to go sit and die?
Hello.
Oh, you're cold.
Okay, so when I say bonjour, what else?
I have my translator out so I can just say, where's my seat back to?
No I do, but I still want to learn, right?
Listen, the French are very fragile people.
I feel like if you try doing that, you're just going to get annoyed.
So you can't win?
If I try to speak French, I'm being rude.
But if I speak English, I'm being rude?
A little bit, a little bit.
Can we please see the menu?
Yeah, can we please see the menu?
Thank you very much.
If you want to see the menu, you can reach our subscriber.
Thank you very much.
The chat said yes, that's how it works basically.
So I heard if I do speak French, I heard if I don't speak French.
I'm just trying to get it.
I don't know if I can really speak French.
So should I speak? They said just mute up.
You guys just let it go.
Why don't you just let it go?
Oh, please.
You want barata?
I'm not getting food. I'm just gonna get a drink.
Oh, thank you.
I was just gonna get a drink because where do you want to coffee before we start walking?
I want, um, I don't know much.
Somebody said it was a fun robbery. No chat. So it's not funny. It's a little late.
On the site. On the site anyway.
We literally got off the train. He goes, uh, we could have been here instead.
He was instantly mad.
No. I actually really do love French architecture and I really love the city. I just don't like the people or the smell.
People here have been so... I've had good interactions with people.
Except for the one guy that tried to fight Rosie.
Fuck that guy.
But other than that, everyone's been great.
Um... No, I'm joking. I'm joking.
of jimson it does this jimsy log mollum you think that you see more than one
most people are not getting me a clip i won't have i won't have it so they
already tried me on twitter yesterday your fucking agenda yeah what was your
agenda with that question so what do you think about mood of being a little
rat cheater anything else you got any more questions what do you think about
Lula cheating in Rainbow Six.
Do you have any questions?
Yeah, that's not a question.
That's in our column.
That's in your column.
Did you order?
You have to scan this to order.
Oh, no, that's for the menu.
Is it not?
No, it's scanned to order.
No, you said it's scanned to order in English.
We're gonna come back.
I promise.
I promise.
Listen, as all I do, yes sir, chowds, I go on mine.
Never mind. I'll also say I go on mine this week.
Don't sleep, let it go.
No, there's like a bunch of bullshit on my mind.
I see a mooder in a 100K stream, everybody's going like,
I'm like, does he cheat, does he do this?
I'm seeing all this stuff on Twitter.
You see all this stuff, anyway.
And I see Yoxic have a slow news day.
Somehow, even though there's a bunch of stuff going on,
Yoxic posted that the fake DMs that Jen's read,
he posted the fake DMs and then goes,
still not trying to slide in Jen's DMs.
You did that?
No, I probably did that.
I'm showing the DMs now.
She literally did it in the call, bro.
I'm literally showing you what the DMs are.
You can literally see that if you want to see that.
Hello, are you ready to sit up?
I'm not worried.
Can I get a matcha latte? Do you have almond milk?
Of course.
Can I have a matcha latte? Yes please.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
Rosie, can you show this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I literally almost responded with this.
this is me being like yo by the way I'm here because he told me to let him know
and then y'all supposed to do it and you know it's crazy
and I thought I'd like to show it off to you
I said why are you saying it was just called DMs?
that's not funny don't throw like that because it's not funny
y'all are gonna actually annoy me
bro I saw your shirt and I said you're not serious bro
and then here's the thing
I do this and then I saw his intel and they go yeah we get it
they said yeah we get it you're a whore
and you just turned this side on these DMs
I said
Well, some of the girls want to slide on games. I did it
Sketch isn't with us today. I think you might have come but you can come here. Is there what sketch?
No, no sketch. Oh, yeah sketch. He called me this morning at 6 a.m.
Ask what we're doing and then
I'm actually going to stay in bed.
I was expecting to fly high sketch, you know?
Fly high.
But that's okay, we'll have a good time.
We are going back today too.
So, yeah, we are not staying in Paris.
Only because, like, I'm going to be honest,
we have stuff to do tomorrow.
She hates mom.
No, I like it here.
You are the only one who...
Hold on, wait a minute.
It's been okay here.
I've had good interactions with people.
I didn't love the first 30 minutes here,
but it's because of multiple things.
But the people here have been very nice.
Like who?
Also?
Like anybody we've met.
Yeah, and our servers have been very nice.
No, people that we've met on the street.
The people who knew me too, they were nice.
He was not paid.
Not the people that know.
people that saw me. Oh you conveniently don't remember the nice French people.
Holy fuck.
Rosewell is going to be the only Londoner in the history of the world today. If you're
French, do not. It's pure right thing. I'm so serious. Pure right thing.
He's genuinely pretending like no one here is nice.
It's cool though, I hope that we get to see all I want to do is get frog legs.
Legs.
Come to France, all I want to do is get the frog legs.
What do I do because everybody said the frog legs are really good here.
I want to try frog legs, I've never had them actually.
So we have to try, you have to try escargot.
No, I'm not doing that.
Oh come on, Joel.
I wanted snails, I go in my back garden and I fish them out.
I don't want to, yeah but you're not in frame.
Do I look like a hedgehog?
You know what, old soil would do it for the lovely content.
Shut up with that shit, I'm pissing you off.
Old soil would do it for the... Old soil would do it for the love of my time.
Do I look like a hedgehog?
No, that's crazy. Yeah, you eat salads all day.
So you should be fine to get a few snails. It's the same thing.
There's too much calories, just drown in butter.
I miss the old soil. Same from the gold soil.
Damn.
Well, what's different between me and this soil for three years?
The old soil for three years, you know where to eat, and that's where I go.
What do you want?
I'm gonna eat like 12 good socks all night.
Oh, yeah, Chad. And you're one of my rogues quiet. It's because his phone doesn't work.
So he's pissed off right now because his SIM card doesn't work. You can't do that.
Do you need me to turn my hotspot for you?
There's something I promise I'll never do. That is, I would never, ever, ever eat.
Why?
Well, I just don't agree with them.
You don't agree with them?
The French people just like, love eating snails.
No, but I think it's like something
that you can do in France.
Listen, maybe they'll get mad when you take it.
The French people will get mad because the British people
are, oh my god, come so far to eat snails and froggers.
They're like, oh my god, they're so UK,
eat spills and mapos.
Yeah, they're literally saying,
escargot and butter is so good.
Am I just literally saying that, no?
Why are you so afraid about a beauty photo?
Thank you so much.
It's OK.
Yeah.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
Thank you very much. Yes. Oh, that looks really good.
That looks beautiful.
Here you go.
This is not a bad shout, like in the deads.
I love beer. You want water? I should stop being a marcher later.
What about you Rosie? I like it.
Oh my god.
He's the one that he didn't even eat.
Oh my god.
I don't understand a snailfish.
I mean, it's just someone alive.
It's like if you go to like any place and they have a food that's like, uh, like, notably there.
Like Rosie wants to go to a bakery too. We should go to a bakery.
You could put bugs in the box and it's going to taste good.
Like you could put anything in the box and it's good.
Wait a minute, if I buy a bunch of stuff on the French Bakery, can I bring it back to the US?
Do I have to put it in my suitcase?
Oh, you might be looking at mine, yeah.
Yeah, I can, right?
Oh, Chad, I did see my first Londonese spider, by the way.
I was blowdrying my hair, and that bitch came out from under the bed, and it was this big around, and no joke, shot up from under the bed,
And I have not killed the spider in so long.
It's been a very long time since I killed the spider.
I saved all of them.
But this one was too big and too fast.
And unfortunately it was a knee-v-hand situation
and I was about to cry.
We live in a society where if you're too big
or if you're too good at something, you get shunned.
Like when I was too good at taking the curry the other day,
I got shunned for it.
We live in a society where if you want to make me the villain,
I'll show you that the hero doesn't always work.
You know what I will say, Chad?
By the way, I saw those stream sappers.
They literally have uploads of them stream sapping
like Wacey and them.
So I said, you know what's a little?
I said, Zoey really got their ass.
He literally gave them all curry and they all threw up.
I said, that's what you get for stream sapping.
You were a diva that day.
I was like King Kong bro, I had like 10 bodies on there.
I swear.
I had more bodies than Paul.
I had more bodies than Paul.
It's like a little green reed with that.
It was literally non-stop, non-stop, non-stop stuff. It was so funny.
I'm a journalist, sir.
I want that to say...
So, I washed my hands about four times I'd had,
and then when I went to the bathroom in the morning,
I had to pee,
and it stung still.
There was still residue of the curry on my hands.
And then it gets here.
Yes.
I'm not gonna look at it.
Okay kid, can I tell you, remember when I was on my sleeve?
Yeah.
I washed my arm that night, and I woke up the next morning, chat, and my entire wrist,
and here, was burning.
Like, it felt like my skin was on fire.
And I was like, what the fuck?
I go in the bathroom, and I'm just scrubbing it.
And it's because I think it seeped through my skin from the sleeve, and it was burning
in front of my skin.
I wouldn't wash my hair and I must have had some like still on my hands because when I'm literally
going like this and like rubbing my body, it would start burning. I was like there's no way.
You're saying that's scarlet rock, bruh?
That's what it looks like.
It's scarlet rock.
There's a wi-fi in it.
Oh my god, it was so bad.
What?
There's wi-fi in it.
Yeah, I know.
You're all saying sorry about your pee-pees a little.
I was in a coffee.
Okay
Yeah, are there a whole lot wait chat type of one of your friends
In the chat and try to see something do y'all have any like really good food recommendations
Food recommendations or like you recommendations because we have a limited time. We're not here and say, okay
Not all y'all are French crazy. Show your ass up. Why are you gonna wait crazy? Go to bed? Oh wait a minute
Grace is in UK time. I forgot. Sorry Grace. You my fault
My fault Grace you've got a straight
Parley, Boud, Francius, Lebron, slow down. What does that mean?
Can't decide that. What does that mean?
I'm not reading that.
Croissants, agate, baguette, cheese steak.
Fritz.
Fritz wine.
Tom Fritz.
Yeah, we're fried here.
Tom Fritz.
Only to the front line.
So that's overwhelmed in the language barrier.
barrier, I don't know anything. I'm gonna use the Google Translate for literally everything
within every time I've gone to and people are like you want to try to speak French?
Every time you translate everybody speaks English.
Oh they're saying they're gonna try a croc, a croc-mon-sul. Now let's get in the dons and get a croc McDonald on and...
A croc McDo. It was a croc McDo, remember?
Yeah, that'll work. Same thing.
We do need to get croissants here. That's what I really want.
really good croissant yeah I feel like in parents people speak English so it's
like yeah so every time I go to speak French they just like they're effing me
they're like yeah stop like just speak English okay sorry but I mean it'll be
it'll be good it'll be great where's your coffee I've seen people here like
I'm trying to speak French, so they're like correct,
I'm like, that, and just...
Yeah, I see, it bonds over.
You get it?
Well, I'm just gonna give you the fact.
Okay.
Wait, we do have a thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do I need to hook up to it now in case we go to...
You can do it.
See the lady herself?
Absolutely.
You gonna do it?
That's not a wasp.
Look, that's the worst matcha.
It was so good.
I thought cafes here, wait, check out the cafes here,
they're supposed to be really good.
Like, if I say cafes are good in Australia, like, yeah.
Not every cafe.
Not every cafe.
Yeah.
Go ahead, what do you have to say?
I was going to say the UK, but then I knew it was already going
to close in Australia, so I'm just going to have to say that.
What do you have to say?
Coffee.
Yeah, but like, you're not going to have to tell
every cafe in Australia is good, are you?
That's true, yeah, every cafe is good.
But, on average, it's got to be in most countries, and the best of it is in Australia.
I think the best question is probably in Ethiopia.
I agree with that, actually.
You wouldn't go to Australia.
You think the Ethiopian...
Why wouldn't you go to Australia?
You guys don't...
Is Australia really just so Ethiopian?
Yeah, the beans are fine with that, but...
Okay, okay, okay.
The way you make it, like, be yourself is not about it in Australia.
Actually, dog.
Oh, they claim they're out of roasts.
I feel like they know exactly how to roast it, because they are the providers of it.
That would make the most sense.
Uh, the person who invented the paintbrush
does that make them the best artists in the world?
I don't like that he only...
That actually annoyed me so much.
That really pissed me off.
Fers?
No, don't fers to that.
That annoyed me so you can't give me that.
I was like, Australia doesn't have that much food.
And he tried to say that, uh...
What's Australian food?
No, it's Australian food.
We have a lot of food in Australia.
Name one, name one.
Can retail, can retail.
Name one dish that is native Australian.
Native Australian, that makes no sense.
Native.
Native.
It's like an Australian dish.
Being a fucking big guy.
Do you know the Pablo River?
No, Pablo is New Zealand, we looked it up, remember?
Ah, yeah, that's true.
It's New Zealand.
It's not, it's really, literally, if you look it up, it's in all Australia.
I'm just commenting on my nine boys and my five.
And it's the best thing.
No, the best thing.
I mean, why the best meat pies in Luzila?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And meat pies literally have anything London owns, y'all, because y'all...
No, they don't, it's not in the flag.
Actually, die? It's not in the flag.
Australia doesn't have its own flag. You guys stole their flag.
Put it inside your flag, and it had four stars to it.
No, it had five.
They gave us land, and we fucking took that shit.
No, no, no.
You roll it in it.
You deadass?
Here's the thing, you couldn't even do a five-star for your country.
They all did four, because you knew that shit wasn't five.
Yeah.
And then you added...
You added, you added, you added the UK flag into your flag because you couldn't get an original design.
That is for pay to buy.
You invented avocado and toast?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Are your avocados from Australia or are they shipped there?
They're Australian.
They're Australian avocados.
Oh really? You know that.
So it's like just looking into that Australian cafe in New York.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Listen, but you guys that eat witchaby globs and kangaroo peanuts,
you know what I'm saying about it?
We have the...
Are you done?
No.
Yes.
We have the best Asian fusion curry in the world.
What the fuck did you just say?
Don't laugh too hard, don't laugh too hard,
because y'all did that shit with curry.
We have...
Y'all got London curry, fusion, and then you...
Oh, it's not fusion, it's Indian food.
It's amazing.
I mean, you take another bit of Indian population.
Right, but y'all...
That's not...
When I asked you about London food,
you gave me curry, that's not...
We can get some good curry in the UK, but also chicken tikka masala was made in the UK.
That's a UK dish because it was invented in the UK.
Chicken tikka masala.
I heard by the way that you guys don't have the best of the best of the best in the world.
That Amsterdam does.
Amsterdam they say has the best fancy in the world.
Amsterdam has the best fancy in the world.
That is literally because that's what people say.
You can look at it, everybody says that Amsterdam is the best fancy in the world.
What are your credentials to rate a KFC? I've got good credentials.
I lived in Australia, so...
Fuck no, fuck no, fuck no.
I feel there's no way Australia can't use better than KFC.
I mean, hi Internet, I've seen videos. Japan KFC is also amazing too.
I've been quite loud lately as an American.
Stupid American.
Stupid.
Japanese can't see it because she's doing it.
What?
You're still thinking about fried chicken?
Oh my God, you're not fried chicken.
You drink your goddamn coffees like a vlog.
We walked past the Popeyes and they had a combo meal.
There's two chicken drumsticks, a chicken sandwich, and a grape savor.
Oh yeah, let's talk about that.
You're a friend.
I'm not a liar, bro.
What is up with all the stereotypes?
Because we go, we get here, there's a Popeye's right outside of the bay.
And it says, combo meal, combo meal.
Great Fanta, fries, and fried chicken.
Is what it was.
What do you, the stereotype come back?
Lucky the stereotype come back might go hard, because that's exactly what I would order anyway.
I didn't understand what A she was.
That is what I would order too.
Ever since you didn't get it.
You think of the rain?
You're talking about Amsterdam and KFC, but has anyone here been to Israel or KFC?
Is it good?
Wait, Israel is KFC?
Ah, I don't know.
Are you guys ready to walk?
I need a pen and something.
What do you need?
I need a stick.
It's over here in the back.
You can put it at the bottom here.
What's on King Aimee Highlights?
Oh.
I do not ask why they ping aim high when you said that, that is, that is not dial-up
options.
I would go down.
That's classic YRG in here.
Yeah, do you want to pay, do you want to leave it so you pay with the pass, where you go?
Yeah, do you want to pay, do you want to leave it so you can pay with the pass?
Here you go.
You know, I mean just leave the camera away, okay?
So I was like, why are we...
Oh, yeah, Chad. Rosie's still supposed to get a tattoo also.
Hold on, give us a second chat. We're getting ready. Sorry it's so early in America, Burlitt.
We only have limited time, so what?
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
Someone said in my chat, I don't care how bad you get from Palestine.
That's if I get mad about it.
Do you get mad?
Do you get mad?
Why would I get mad at that? That's my blog.
You got mad at that.
I don't understand why you said that.
Why would I get mad at that?
You got mad at that.
Oh no, dude, I feel bad yesterday because some people in chat said they took off work for the F1 stream.
How about take work for a legitimate reason?
Yeah, how about you take work off for a legitimate reason?
They don't work for their bro, not worth.
Especially if the stream calls you a bro, not worth.
Holy moly.
I skipped my grandma's funeral for it, RIP, shut up.
Well, you should go stream with a bum peanut.
Hmm?
You should go stream with a bum peanut.
What would we do?
Oh, no.
Goy sloth.
Hm?
Not a nada.
What do you even say?
Not a nada.
I don't know.
All right, so what was been on one today?
I'm telling you, it's actually on Coop, soil.
Oh, now they're just goofing.
Okay, that's all you're doing?
No, no, I'm not becoming a nut to boot.
There's a few of those.
I'm not becoming a nut to boot.
Is that what they're called?
The nut verse?
The peanut verse?
The peanut verse?
Huh?
Holy shit.
What was that?
What?
Here we know who the hell is that.
Oh.
That is not it.
Here we know who the hell is that.
That is not it.
Here we know who the hell is that.
You see that?
Chats, have three, two, three of your bots.
I've had four on before, people.
There they go again.
Yep, there it is.
Chats, I don't know if we're going to have time to, um, collab with James.
Because we don't have time to go to Manchester.
So there's really nothing we can do, but I'm trying to make sure that me, Deji and Tobi can hopefully do something tomorrow.
Because I think it just kind of sucks because with the schedule of everything going on, it's been like really busy.
It's been really busy. I know, I know, I know, I know.
He's going to the bathroom.
It's been so busy.
What's the music?
Like us traveling everywhere.
I said, I don't think I can go to the Manchester Reductions, there's no way.
I'm going to Brighton tomorrow.
I know, I wish we would have gone to Brighton, I hear it's beautiful.
Yeah, it's stunning.
It's fine, you can watch my stream if you want, check it out as well.
And then you can see what I'm getting up to at Brighton.
I'm kind of busy.
You busy that day?
I'm probably busy.
Okay, that's fine.
Well, I'll send you the boards that you can forward with me.
No, no.
I'm probably like so busy all day.
Really?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, that's fine.
By the way, I've left a special package for you at home.
What does that mean?
Well, yeah, I left a special special package for you.
Okay, I'm going to leave a special package at your house, and I'll be back.
Now, do you want Billy's back?
I can't believe you said that.
Tell me, Steve, before we go...
Did you not flush?
Why?
Did he use my bathroom and not flush?
Today?
Yeah.
What's going on?
I'm asking, did you?
I don't know.
Dude, you and I are alternating bathroom times a lot.
The problem was dangerous game.
Chad, me and Zoelle were like this.
In and out of the bathroom, okay?
I would go in, I would text the good Chad say,
Zoelle, I'm going to the bathroom, so he knew.
There's no lock on the door.
Yes, and then the other thing is like,
we were both suffering from a coldy too.
I mean...
Even today, it's still a lot of us.
It's Jenna, that ass.
Everyone goes to the bathroom, it's like a Johnny Cash song.
I'm not shit like a rena file. I'm only kidding.
Instead I took a rena file, bro.
You know, Athena Manchester, thank you so much for the tier one. I appreciate you very much.
Shut up. You know, thank you for the raid. I appreciate it.
Thank you. Thank you, Cassie.
Are you ready?
Yes.
I'm kind of honest. That was the first one in a long time.
I see a fern coming out the other side.
Yeah, I like it.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, excuse me.
It's supposed to be a factory, excuse me.
Hmm?
Thank you so much.
Have a nice day.
Thank you.
Alright.
Alright, are we going to go?
Ooh!
Can we just have a bunch of those around
and we can take?
Can we go?
No?
No.
All right, damn I'd love to have chalote like
Yeah, this would be nice this would be so nice bro just wake up in like France and then
just wake up in France look at the plants over here
Can we sit down here?
Oh, whoa.
Manchester isn't that far.
Yeah, but we don't have time.
Because tomorrow we have another thing to do.
And then we leave the day after.
And I have to be back that day.
So unfortunately, it's not possible for me to go to Manchester.
Otherwise, we would have.
But I was like, between Manchester and Paris,
Paris has made more sense because my chat,
or at least the ones that are awake now,
most of you guys have already seen,
like when me and me and Ray went to Paris.
So it was like, okay, well at least we'll go one more day,
get out of the way.
And then I don't feel like I'm like,
like we were gonna go to Dublin,
but it didn't make sense to go to Dublin
and we have like five hours in Dublin.
You know what I mean?
Cause this is like not as new.
You can spend a few hours here, enjoy, dip, feel as bad.
So you all.
Yeah.
Welcome back.
Is there my little brother coming with me?
I know you're good.
All right, I think we should get,
We should try to get bikes.
Chad, how do the bikes here?
Do you get line, line bikes here or no?
You get line?
What do you?
And we just ride them around?
I don't get my pants.
On these?
Oh my God.
Well, that shows totally.
Wait.
This one, man.
That one was so close.
Look at this.
Sorry.
Yeah, I get the line bikes.
Is that the best?
I already know that.
You said can you clean the lens?
It actually does have a spot on it though, to be fair.
I think I've got the redon in there.
There's a little bit of writing on the bike that's looking down.
Because now he rides the horse.
What is it called? Is it Zodon?
No, it's the redon.
It's just called redon?
Yeah, because you don't have a redon, it rides the horse.
Look at that dog.
That's so cute.
Oh, she's so cute!
Hello!
Oh, look! She's so small.
Hello!
It's a cute thing I've seen.
Stickin' to Joe's secret wardrobe, of course.
Nice to meet you.
That is a cute little girl.
Sochera, that's a Sochera, that's a Sochera.
You're actually British and you're dumb.
That's a Sochera.
Okay, now, here's a problem.
The places we wanted to go, look where we are, don't show, look where we are.
We want to go here, no?
Down here?
Yeah.
So how the fuck do we get there?
Can we Uber?
You do it, let's have a walkie.
No, let's get on a bike.
Or we can L-Balt.
Okay, so we have to...
We should walk you on the final bike though.
I say we order Balt and we try to find a bike whilst doing it
and whatever comes first we can do it.
Okay, let's walk across here at least.
There's taxes right here.
Yeah, we can just taxi.
Oh.
Taxi.
Okay, but I need you to sound French so we don't get scammed.
Yeah, I will. I got this. Let me do it.
No, no, actually I don't want to...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, cause you're gonna be offensive.
No, no, no, you're gonna be offensive.
No.
You don't trust me.
You're gonna trust me after all these fucking years.
Alright, yes, I trust you.
Now, someone might just say,
please don't taxi just call.
And I trust their blue key.
Okay, so only bull?
Nah, I got this.
Alright, well I'm gonna pay it for it.
No, what if they charge us a double amount?
They're all saying, where did he know you actually get in trouble?
They're taking it offensively.
Where's he going?
This is not a place to troll like that. People get mad here.
I weren't. I weren't.
I don't trust you.
I weren't.
Can we get the big one?
Wait, are there bikes?
Oh...
I mean, we're just gonna get whatever's fast.
Do you want to try one taxi or not?
I don't want this taxi in front of us.
Can we try one taxi?
Fine, fine. We'll try one.
Are you ready?
You want to pay?
Oh, you're putting on the company card. Get it. Just go.
On the company card?
No, go ahead. Ask.
You're a fool.
Don't put a cure.
We're going to go to the loo please, we're just going to go to the loo, yeah, taxis.
Oh you're saying you have to get the first one?
Number one.
Oh right.
You need a bigger one, your car is more luxurious.
Oh, Peter's losing air now.
Okay you got it, you got it, no, go ahead, you got it.
I'll do it again, I'll do it again.
Bonjour.
I fear I should do it in a second.
No worries, thank you.
Jesus, I'm so surprised we took a shot.
Yeah, Lord said in the middle.
Oh wait.
Oh, you can go to the front, you said.
Ah, I'm gonna fit in the front.
You can do it.
I genuinely don't.
You genuinely don't.
Luke, you should get in the front.
You can put a camera back.
I can do that, yeah.
You can come back more for me, mate.
Thank you.
I know you're tall, so you can come back more if you need, bro.
Are they good?
That's probably good.
I'm tall.
Okay, so we go here chat. I really just want to see this area
But we can also walk from here to like a lot of other stuff
We can go get really good food around here even if we don't go inside
So it's kind of up to if you guys want to go inside
You look a turtle when you look at it again
There's nothing else to do. I don't know to tell you. They're all there. Okay. Let's see
I'm on my next step. Who knows
Okay, this is a lot easier than the rest of the time we ride bikes
Now Rosie is gonna have a problem because we how are you gonna write a great doing?
How am I going to do this?
I don't know.
Chess mail?
Do you bring your chess mail?
I've never had one.
Did you bring your head strap?
I've never had one.
No, we literally told you to get those.
You have a company card?
I don't know that works.
It's kind of on you.
You can't just say you have a company card as a solution to everything.
Yeah, it does.
I mean, he quite literally could have bought a chess mail.
If you need to buy stuff for the job, then you buy stuff for the business.
I don't know why Zill is speaking.
I don't know.
No, but he quite literally could have bought an Amazon bought a chess mail.
Exactly.
Yeah, but every time you get a fly sling, it's gonna get too expensive.
Oh, somebody said it looks like you're tilting the camera so that...
so that it looks like the car's tilting.
That's the other side.
I'm scared so much.
No, that's what Rosie's doing.
Oh, thank you.
No, you're not. So, well, it's not tilting from your side.
Okay, Rosie's tilting here anyway.
No, make it straight, Connie.
I'm not doing that.
Yes, you are.
Oh, my God, look at the string.
You...
Here it is.
Oh, my God, where are we going?
Okay, okay.
Are you serious?
What's wrong with you?
I think we just...
Stop, bro!
That's rude!
Oh my god, bro.
Okay, what about you, Joe?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Well, that was confusing.
You hit the mirror, jackass, walked in.
Stupid little guy, he's stupid.
He doesn't have any brains.
Every where we go, he's like, stupid.
He's like, stupid.
Stupid little guy, he's like, stupid.
And he's Australian.
He made America look bad, because I think he sounds American.
He does.
Were they talking?
Hello there.
No, he actually said, everybody said he sounded American.
You do, man.
You do, man.
How does it a balanced car? You're a modern you better. I'm so serious
Okay, chat next mission the last time we went to the is it the liver
It's the woof. Yeah
Yeah, who out of the three of us is family here in Paris me not you it is me
You have family in Paris?
Yes.
That's why I'm going to speak French.
You don't speak French?
OK.
Speak French.
We?
Go ahead, more.
I'm going to say it.
Anything else?
Move.
Let's see what's in there.
Let's see.
I can speak.
You're really saying it's Le Ver.
I can speak French.
Stupid American.
That's true.
You're really saying it's Le Ver.
It's a lube.
It's a lube.
Yeah, whoever says the word chat, that has to be it.
I'm so sorry.
No, that's not spelled.
Oh, my God, you're a stupid.
American.
You're mad because France is better than London.
You're so mad.
Paris is so much better than London.
It's better than London.
It's better than London.
France?
French?
French is actually my favorite country.
They have better food here.
They have better people here.
They have better accents here.
They have better everything here.
Yeah, I know.
I'm so female.
I love France.
I love France.
You live here, France?
I love the process here in France.
I'm gonna tell you a little about it.
No, it's good here in France.
These are better people. No, no, no, I was joking. I'm sorry.
I was joking. Wait, my Londonese.
Shout out to my fellow Londonese. I was kidding.
Lucy, you're angering the Brits and you have to get back up tonight.
No, no, no.
Come on, but I gotta hang out with the French and eat a little bit, you know what I mean?
I personally think that France has the best taxis. Like the best taxis, so let's make it feel safe all the time.
Yeah.
And let's always start quick and convenient.
And they're like really cheap too.
They're so cheap.
I wouldn't say I wouldn't call them cheap, I think it's just like fairly priced.
Okay, it's great service.
Yeah.
I would pay a premium on them personally if I could.
We're seeing French people doing their self-counseling, that's crazy.
you just like I can't I can't really go to Australia and be maximum minority
Australia and then he was crazy I really I really said I go I said I'm gonna do
that set and he goes if you do that in Australia they will genuinely try to fight
you because they hate when people do that but then Rosie's been doing the entire
time he's been in London and in France. You guys are just hypocrites.
I don't think they're hypocrites, I think Rosie is just a maxed-up, like genuinely, I think it's Rosie's issue.
That is true, I don't like generalizing Australian people based off of Rosie's actions, Rosie's sins.
I'm not different, I'm like every other Australian. I represent Australia.
I don't, I don't want to represent Australia through you, because I wouldn't like the country.
I'm just like all of Australia.
They're gonna go Australia, Australia.
Every time he says something.
Australia, Australia.
Bro, first of all, you're in the worst time zone.
You guys broke off from Pangea.
Nobody even wants to collab with you guys,
because you're low.
The only night you're a day behind,
your fame's lower than us.
Also, after it is better.
Our time zone is significantly better, by the way.
Everything is better.
Our time zone is significantly better, by the way.
That's all by Smoto.
Our time zone.
No.
Smoto, yeah.
Look, Australia's better in the summer.
Why are you two like that?
Spell, no.
How many people die?
How do you, wait, hold on.
You're smarter, you're smarter, right?
You're smarter, right?
What?
How many people die from shootings every week in America?
How many people die from emus in Australia?
That would never happen in America.
We wouldn't let that happen.
Yeah, I'd rather worry about a dinosaur, an actual threat to humanity, than this fucking weapon.
You got rolled by a bird in like the big 2020s.
Like what are we talking about?
You know what I mean?
It wasn't from my.
I would have taken them out as well.
Why don't you talk about dying?
I don't like that.
Australians always bring up death.
It's because they're used to it all the time.
They die from like birds and snakes and they're fucking spiders.
We got Americans speak like
You guys literally let animals make use of it. No, we protect animals
No, I think it's out protect us in the world
You spiders under your toilet rims
Is that a thing in Australia? No, that is vile. I will never go to Australia
Never
That's not a thing.
He both sat down in a toilet and a giant wolf spider
was underneath me.
Oh my god.
Wait, Chad, do you guys have wolf spiders where you live?
Type one.
They're kind of cute.
Fuck no.
Oh my god, let me show them the spider that I saw yesterday.
The image is so sharp.
What do you want me to do?
Get that image of him.
Bro, I couldn't.
It was me versus him.
The image doesn't look scaly.
That was the spider I saw yesterday.
Yeah, you just get up Australia.
That's fucking terrifying.
That thing was awful.
And I almost cried because I was so sad that I had to kill it.
But it was genuinely me versus them.
And it ran from under the bed and then was all over my stuff
and was trying to get in my purse.
And I was like, I can't do this, bro.
I couldn't do it, so it had to die.
I was so sad.
I've not killed a spider in so long.
Yo, Senator Gantel, Senator Anzor Techman.
Dean.
Hi, Dean.
Wait, Dean, did you text me?
Where the fuck do you need me?
Oh, he detects me.
How much for that?
Yo, I'll just find out later.
I don't know the answer. I don't know what you're asking. Stop.
I'm not dead.
Can you enjoy Paris?
Uh, come on.
Have a good time.
What do you want from me?
LONDON!
It's running by the feet mumble
I'm so glad you didn't you didn't need KSI. Oh my god
He would have been so annoying bro. No, I need to get KSI. He would have played the game
I just
Well, I imagine I went in case I would see you like how he sees like a view that comes up to them
That does the wall and then he'd be like yeah, man. I get it like the wall. That's what you would do
You would you would that is crazy like why that is exactly what you would do
But by the way, we got a bunch of video we we're in it was high park right yesterday and
And the squirrels in the bird fair are so friendly.
We found a restaurant that sold bags of peanuts.
And then we took them out and they were hand feeding the squirrels.
And it was so sick. I loved it so much.
Watch me.
I might just talk to the flag. It was dead.
Get shit through my teeth.
I can't do it with it.
Oh, that's so funny, isn't it?
I just popped it off.
Oh, I spat.
You spat all over me.
You got all over my hand.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh, my God.
You got that all over.
Ew, don't lick it up after you did that.
That's so gross.
You got it all over my hand.
I just popped it off.
Can we get bidets?
Not bidets.
I'm sorry, um, this is Barraise.
You're good.
No, no, no, no, no, um, Barraise, Barraise, Barraise.
Can we get Barraise?
He just makes America, he just makes a Toyota
and a fucking house.
I know, I'm so, so sorry.
Don't bring up the fact there's people in Paris.
I genuinely, I'm trying to say Barraise, it's the same,
it's close.
Okay.
It's close, right, no?
Got my neighbors in Paris, are we going to Rima?
Huh?
We don't even know what that means.
It's provocative.
That's the people going.
Oh my.
We should go to like, okay, so we should go to Bakery.
Chad, is there like, in the heart of like,
oh my god, wait, it's Big Ben.
They have their own version.
Over there.
They have their own version of Big Ben.
See it?
Turn it up.
What's a big bed?
I've never even seen a big bed.
Bro, as well as someone else, you have to go see big bed, though.
You have to.
Yeah.
It's like a stable.
Well, no, I feel like you have to see it.
It's kind of cool to see it.
Okay, so what about booking here?
It's boring.
I feel like seeing the bridge and then seeing the London Eye and then Parliament, the big
bed.
It's kind of cool to see, right?
It's just a really big clock down.
It's actually really confusing because there's so many beds.
Which one is the big bed?
There wasn't a lot, but I mean, there's a little kind of average side.
What is up with you today?
What is?
That's like three times and we've been alive for like an hour.
You were on Ninjau who jokes today?
That's where you're at?
I didn't even know that Matt co-muscure and he said randomly and I thought it was like
a yahoo.com joke.
No, you know where we-
What the fuck does that mean?
You know when you had to look it up, I thought you looked that up also too when they were saying that about aim
Yeah, I didn't understand what I was saying. We saw the post and Rosie didn't get it so then Rosie had to look it up
Yeah, I was like, what does that even mean?
He saw that on wire G and he was like wait, and then he had to look it up.
There it was. That's beautiful, he's a big fan. You got big water right here.
So what is X-mission 33?
Oh my god, that's right. We're in the land of expedition three three. I forgot so come on
We have to get some some traditional French food here. You're really not gonna try this cargo. I'll try some cakes
Was he we try them yeah, I also have a big gap
I don't really want to eat like I do want to go my god. I really want to eat person like he's so much butter
Eat well, I've been so bad on this trip right after so shit
Yeah, what do you think is going to happen when you're traveling like other countries?
Well, I can do better, can't I?
Like, what's I'm saying?
I really didn't like what Zill just did.
What?
He goes, I'm going to get this, I'm going to get that, I'm going to get it, but get with
a bit of butter.
I don't like how I've been this trip.
I didn't say that.
You didn't even listen to what I said.
Bro, just let it be.
I said I tried frog legs, I'm going to try to get it, but I can't eat croissants.
Too much butter.
Yeah, okay, but take a feeling.
I said I've already been.
Shut up.
Ah, what?
What?
Listen, because you don't have a fucking speech command, so don't blame me.
You gotta think of a head game.
Just because of the strength of your views on it.
Just because of the strength of your language, you're mad.
Oh, here he goes again. Now you shut it.
One piece, one piece.
Oh, that's a one piece story.
Do you see that?
That's a one piece story?
No, it's not a one piece story. It's like a random story, so there's a bunch of stuff in it.
chat we're almost there I think we're not too far oh my god do they have a bandana and I'm still in
in Paris wait French people do you guys have a send to heroes it's gonna be a false I can't
I was in French don't I need English do they have the English one so don't I need English to send to heroes it's
worth more now they're all just in chat saying crikey because I didn't mean it mad you know if you're
French in the chat I'm not gonna lie you all are allowed to tag Rosie today
anything you don't like about Australians this is a free safe space
you're allowed to say to the chat and it's on Rosie Rosie's country can be mad
at him for making them look this way and as well as to make money
oh my good no one's mad at Australia one piece not true Rosie literally goes
that's what Australian people do we just complain all day about everything and
he said that's kind of our thing and I was like what he was yeah everybody in
Australia's mad. We're not mad, we just like complaining. It's different. We're not mad,
we just complain. Hey, if you don't complain, nothing changes. I'm in America, can we still
attack Rosie? Yeah, may go yourself. Go ahead. Chat, do we... we... you know what, we... I think we
should go French Steakhouse. Oh my god, that's a Burger King. I thought that was like an actual
It's a burger king.
Guys, 12 minutes from here.
For what? The ride?
Won't be stopped.
There isn't a morsel in my body that cares.
Who's that?
We don't have that many hours, Lil.
We've got enough hours for won't be stopped.
We have...
Look.
Oh my god, the day's actually flying by.
It's real. We're not gonna have that much time here.
We're not gonna have it already?
for two but it took so long for us to get the uber and then get through the
thing we need to be back at the station like in five hours
no realize my friends on 5% brother is it actually I have a portable but you
didn't bring a portable you can bring one I did okay but my purple was on 20%
I don't like how they'll try to scare us all the time.
Yeah, why didn't you just start with, oh my phone's a little bit out of portable?
Why did you deliver that like overscrewed?
It's just cool suspense and story building.
Oh guys, care about me right now.
It's cool suspense and story building.
Guys, guys, care about me right now, I'm on the phone to die.
I need you to worry about me right now.
I'm on the heroes.
I'm on the heroes journey, but if you...
Not really, it's not on 5%
I'm on the hero's journey, but if you want me to film, I'll show you the hero doesn't always win.
Does the hero ever shut up?
Don't, don't they?
Oh my god, bro.
Dude, speaking of the hero, yesterday when Yoxy tweeted that,
Sit down, try to slide it, Ginges, you have to clearly start to have them, you know what?
You know what somebody responded? They said, see? Reverse the roles.
If this was a woman that was DMing a man and he was persistent, then the woman would expose him
and he would be cancelled for harassing her.
These people don't talk to anyone.
I know, but it was crazy. You didn't have like over 100 likes and then people in the flies were like,
Brother, Ginge isn't joking.
Ginge, Ginge, genuinely go fuck yourself.
You got me like the most insane hate thread
for no prison yesterday on Twitter.
I could not believe it.
No, I don't know if it's not his fault,
if they got to the sarcasm, they'll fuck.
That is true, it's not Ginge's fault.
I don't blame Ginge for like, who's just being funny.
That is true, that is true, that is true.
These idiots just don't have any comprehension of it.
They're like, that's not how I love it.
They were like, reverse the rules.
If it was a man that was DMing Senna, she'd be furious.
And I said, yeah, no, I've had plenty of men
that DM me saying, do you want to collab?
I cannot believe Jen's arrangement of them.
They were like, they're so stupid.
Hashtag sit-ins over party, I know, go ahead.
It's actually so funny.
The whole thing was so funny as well.
I know, I actually loved Jen.
I'm actually really sad that I can't collab with him now
because that would have been even more funny
because of it to me.
And I'm not even going to collab with him, that's so sad.
Oh my gosh, bro.
In the words of Geng, I'm not interested, Senna.
Now, why are you telling me I'm not interested in him?
I'm not interested.
You are, though, because you're mad at me, Senna.
I'm not interested.
I literally gave him and I said, do you want to collab?
That's it.
What?
Go ahead.
I don't know about coming from the off.
Oh, my god.
Senna, leave that man alone.
Well, look, who won a piece of the King of the Jungle?
I did.
what did you just call james james jungle you know she won we won on the subway
i don't understand the british reference what is that you are tv show went to australia and he
survived uh like i'm was it two weeks or something in the dark in australia yeah that's pretty cool
you never said i'm a celebrity give me out
I don't know.
How much money you put back there?
Uh, 16 euro.
Is that bad?
Uh, 17 euro.
Good, maybe it worked.
Was it good?
That's not bad, right?
The taxis in France are just top-notch.
That's very nice.
And we're okay. I'm seeing bikes everywhere guys. We're in a good area. We start riding bikes
How dangerous is it to ride a bike though in the streets of France for you? Yeah as an American?
I would guess the French driver or parents drivers that drive pretty aggressively, so you have to be very careful not the taxi drivers there
And I okay, so over under how dangerous is it for Rosie to have a camera and be riding?
Probably pretty dangerous.
Okay, so maybe we can't do that.
Unless I could switch to the phone.
I don't know how...
Is there a lot of bike lanes around here?
I'm not too sure.
I think there are.
But I mean, they're like, weird, because I've seen people ride bikes,
but it feels like they're just cutting in front of cars
and taking a chance with bikes.
Are people in France happy?
Or why does everybody on a bike want to be in front of cars?
We do the same in the UK, but I can't even follow that.
Yeah, y'all just cut in front of cars.
in front of cars. You guys literally just want... whoa, wait, we're near.
I know.
Yeah. Oh, is that not it?
That's not it.
Oh, that's a cafe.
That's not it.
Wait a minute, Chad, have I been to the loo?
I definitely did go, but we didn't put the outs on, right?
Oh, I went with Emmie and Ray.
Oh my god, I forgot because you went for the night rain thing, right?
You were here for the night rain.
Yeah.
You didn't even beat that game.
They're such a crazy...
They picked you guys.
We didn't even get to see the first boss.
We were all watching you.
We were like, oh, maybe we'll get past the first boss.
They didn't get to see any new information.
To be fair, I did good in those fights.
Thank you very much.
Are you a trooper?
No.
No, no.
I was not doing...
Me and young Jeff are hate watching you.
Yeah, me and young Jeff are hate watching you.
Rosie, it's crazy because the only reason you got through any of the fights was because of Jeff and Danny.
because of Jeff and Danny, that's literally it.
You, are you serious?
They carried you, they genuinely carried you.
Yeah, Russell, thank you for the 5D array, man.
Thank you so much.
Oh my God, this is beautiful.
Thank you so much.
Oh yeah.
Okay, oh, we're okay.
Do you want to, do you need my car, Missy?
Oh, you have your, your car.
Yeah.
I'll open it up.
Sure, Mike.
How can you talk to her?
Can you talk to Kimmy?
What do you want?
Oh, that's not bad, Chad. 18.
Not a bad shout, ladies and gentlemen. Rosie might have the good strats.
I think we're near the Leverd.
The Leverd?
No.
Did you use the company car?
I didn't.
Brothers why?
I'm okay. Thank you. Thank you
I'm missing
Yes
Oh that we're here Paris so I followed and uh, I wish I could say hello and then I see
We're like literally right here and I see you also ask for the raise. Oh
Wait, this is so sick
Easy yeah, man real name it sounds
It's easier, okay
in Tanzania. Wait, this is great! Did they have these like right around here too? Wait,
what movie did you go see? It was a movie called The New West. New West. It was really
cool. About the people, um, parading for horses. Did you hear it say again? For horses. For
horses? Yeah. Oh, that's it. Was it good? Yeah. It was really nice. It was emotional.
And inspired by true facts, so that was nice. Oh, that's right. Does it fit? Yeah. And
I can have Emily in the Tyre.
Okay, it's good?
Yeah.
Okay.
We're good.
Also, if you get super rated, one is red and one is blue.
Yeah, then I can see him a lot easier.
It's him we have to worry about, really.
Me?
Yeah, it's really just him we have to worry about.
I'm pretty good.
And hold on, wee-wee!
Okay, do you have any French phrases that you can teach us?
Yeah, about what?
I just like anything.
Like something, you know what I mean?
What song that you would say that would impress the average French person?
Yeah.
Oh, um...
I don't know.
What's the name of that?
What does it mean?
Peace
Say it again
Peace
Peace
Peace
Peace
Peace
Peace
Peace
Peace
Peace
Peace
It's a good tongue keel who say
It was off I'm so trashed. I'm trashed. No, you know trash. No, you can say it's trash
French is one of the hardest language to teach. I should know I teach French. It's so you do? Yeah for kids
Oh my gosh, wait, that's crazy. Oh
Nice to meet you. Hi. Hello. Nice to meet you
Are you?
Watch for these, that was very nice.
That's amazing.
It's so nice to meet you.
It's so nice to meet you.
Absolutely.
Let's do it, bro.
Yes, of course.
Soil.
Yeah, soil.
Here, you want to picture first and then we got to you.
Take a picture.
Do you have...
Do you want a stream picture or do you want to your phone?
You make phone?
What's a stream?
Oh, like you posted the camera.
But phones are probably better.
Oh, sure.
It's better quality.
I think you can go back in the board and screen shot it if you want I'll probably do that also
yeah oh yeah that's fine you can do both it works you might as well
I'm telling you pussy
I can't kill posey
it's kind of hard
I can't do french bro
it's hard
It's hard
Well, fromage
Fromage
Fromage
Oh, the grommage
That should take a while
Nice
It's because I have your live
Oh, so I can watch it
Do you like it?
That's perfect
That's so awesome
That's perfect, bro
Sweet
Thank you, man, I appreciate it so much
Yeah, you want to wear the parade?
No, alright
You're welcome
You're welcome
Enjoy it.
Say, Keith Pion.
Keith Pion means enjoy it.
Have fun.
Enjoy it.
Keith Pion.
Nice.
Keith Pion.
Pion.
Keith Pion.
Pion.
Pion.
OK.
Ampion.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you so much.
I'll wear this all day.
I'll take that.
Hi, nice to meet you now.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Hello.
Oh, oh, that's OK.
It's fine.
Yeah, I got it on.
Oh, oh, dude.
Can you rip it off?
I'll tie it.
I'll tie it.
We have it?
Yeah.
I'll get it.
There's another one.
There's another one.
Got it, got it, got it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, I was gonna throw it away.
Got it, got it.
I'm gonna throw it over.
Oh, thank you.
Are you gonna go inside the roof of the house?
I think so, maybe.
I think so, maybe.
You know the last time you went to the barry street?
Yes.
I went and I was like, oh, I was gonna see you in Paris
because I really like your street.
And the same day, I was going to the basketball
as pray my uncle, there.
Oh, no!
You broke your ankle?
Yes, when he was going with Amy and Racky Ray.
Yes.
I was like, no.
wait so you broke your ankle on the like you were playing basketball you were gonna come see us
yeah i was i was uh i finished school at like uh noon and i was like oh i see you on the stream
you was going at like the louvre too yes and i was like oh i'm gonna see you i was like last
play one you won and i like broke my ankle so fast oh so you did a last one be one and broke your
ankle yeah and i really wanted to see if actually me too because i watched the stream too and i was like
No!
And I failed my year. And I was like, damn.
Oh, you failed your year too? Oh, I'm actually so sorry.
Why? It was like a month of school worth of like work and everything.
And I was like, damn.
Yeah, you couldn't get it back?
Do you still play now? You know how this helps?
Ah, but you're scared, right?
Yeah.
Now you don't want to... Where'd you break your leg? Like here?
No, I think you can see it a little bit, like right there.
Oh my gosh.
That's crazy!
Where old are you?
17.
17? You're a baby!
Oh my gosh!
Well, that's so nice of you.
You wanted to come meet me.
I'm glad that you got to now.
Yeah.
At least you don't play basketball today.
100% I just woke up.
I was like seeing the notification.
I was like, damn, I got to see you.
I had to go night.
And I was like, oh my god.
I see you.
I was right there.
I was like, oh my god.
I was so stressed and everything.
Do not play basketball today.
Because if you play basketball,
it might be bad.
It might be bad luck, don't do that, don't do that.
Can you take a picture of me?
Of course, yeah, see your phone?
Oh, you wanna do a signature?
Can we do both?
Yes, of course.
I really think you're sorry.
No, no, no, you're good, don't worry.
That's all you do, all right?
And, uh, can we just, can we eat too?
Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.
Do I look stupid in the parade, though?
No, you look so good.
There you go.
I think you'll do phone, too.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh, I did not ruin his life.
You want me to take it?
Yeah.
You're a little bit taller, that's okay.
You cannot put it in our way.
Can you push the bar on the side to take it?
Uh, I think you can do what?
Okay, okay, we'll hurry.
Okay, everybody in. Cheese!
Yay!
I don't think we're going to go to the hospital today.
I'm glad we got to meet you now.
It's nice to meet you.
Yeah.
Please get home safe. Do not play basketball today.
What was your name?
Rudy.
How?
Rudy.
Rudy!
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy.
Like Yugi, okay, okay.
You think I look like Yugi?
No.
Thank you.
Do you think I look like Yugi?
No, no.
You were not sure.
Do you think he looks like Yugi?
You're not sure.
And you're really going to take the picture
like an individual, you two?
Oh, yes.
Can you take it up, you guys?
Yes.
How's it going?
The eggs.
It's getting better.
I'm glad you're mine.
You really were.
Have a nice evening.
Have a nice evening.
That's the me too.
Don't play basketball kids today, skip it, skip it.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Oh my gosh.
What a lovely, respectful kid.
Dude, oh my gosh, I love it here.
I love Paris.
We love Paris.
OK, so should we go over here?
Do you guys want to see the statues?
Or do you want to go here while we're right here?
I'll just go here.
We can see this, at least.
I don't want to do the picture while picking up the loot.
Yeah, how do you do that?
You gotta go, I just keep going.
How do you pick up the roof?
It's not close to the wall.
Is it the whole building?
Yeah.
Or is it the final?
Yeah.
You put the whole thing in there.
It's like a piece.
What are you writing up on there?
Bitch, are you slow?
What do you think you lifted?
Are you slow?
What are you trying to fit?
I'm just picking it up.
I'm just picking it up.
Okay, you got it?
Am I though?
You got it?
Oh, you got it right there.
Oh!
Yeah, you're so close to it.
There you go.
Thank you.
Can you get me?
Yeah.
Okay.
Am I near it?
Got it?
Yeah.
Yeah, let me get I'll get on my phone doesn't look like I'm holding it. Yeah, let me get my phone
Yeah, that good. Okay, W. France
Good oh no fucking idiot. Oh good one of a gang sign
All right
Now I think
It actually is good
That's another one, can I see it?
Where's the other two? Like, I can see something. I mean, holding the lure.
Dude, y'all are so annoying. Oh my God. Y'all are actually the lures.
Oh my God, if that mess my lord of the flame.
Fuck off.
Oh my God, that's your nightmare. Actually.
That actually is your nightmare.
Holy...
Okay.
Look at this. Up here.
Wait, I thought I'd be in...
Ray. Like a long time ago.
Wait, why did you take it for real?
I'm not even gonna put it on.
Keep that on.
I took it, it's messing up my hair.
Yeah, but you need to wear double.
Okay, this is not my aura. Yeah, I thought I'd take this off.
Alright. Thank you.
This is very nice.
Also, guys, I think I left my power bank
That's my power bank and I want to help you.
I'm not even kidding. I love my power bank.
Alright. Thanks.
That's 100 quid.
Show mercy.
I wasn't even.
It hurts.
No, look up. You look like Leon Kennedy.
Actually, actually, I don't like it this much.
Particularly.
I feel like I'm big nuts-sacks on my head.
You look like a big nut-sack.
Thanks.
I've been working on myself a lot actually. I don't know what I'm gonna say.
They said you need a next car. So Rosie, this kind of looks like your art outfit, remember?
So maybe you keep it like this. I am going for the arts category. Keep it like this.
I left my power bank in that one coffee shop. Yes. So I have no charge.
Okay, well we can go charge it at a place or buy a power bank.
I understand like how the problem gets worse like here's that he's throwing
I don't I don't want my life I can't give you mine and it fully runs out because
if I fully run out of my power bank I have the tickets on my phone so I'm
I'm going to let my phones out and it will be talking about it.
Okay, listen, if my phone runs out, I don't have my wallet, so I have no way to buy it.
Mate, we already know this trick. You never have your fucking wallet.
That is true. That is true.
You never have your fucking wallet.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me ask you, why didn't you bring your wallet?
Because I lost it in America.
Yeah.
I told you.
I lost it.
How many times have you lost it?
I didn't bring it.
Here.
Okay, can I just use it for like 20 minutes?
Yes.
What's it at?
So, 71%. I'll use it until it's at 50 and then I'll get back.
Okay, I'm just telling you that I have chat on my phone all day. We have no way to get home if this dies
And don't say typical he doesn't look out for me. I read this. Yes, I do
Athena magister, thank you for the tier one. That's 43 minutes ago. I don't I don't stream for free
And then you guys have a prime so pretty easy
We walk chat should we walk here or should we try to go get passes really fast to go to the lover?
The thing is is we could go in there, but we have to switch to the phone is the only problem
And if we switch to the phone, we're not gonna stay in there
But we could go see miss Mona Lisa herself shout out
I'm trying to see miss Lisa. You know what I mean? Oh
I'm lucky so hard to see Mona Lisa. They're saying we should go to the liver
Wait, it's closed
What do you mean it's closed?
It's closed on Monday.
It's not Monday.
It's Tuesday.
They said it's closed on Tuesday.
Closed on Tuesday.
You're my little sister.
It's actually closed.
Wait.
It is?
Let's sneak into the loo for our own art.
No.
No, we actually shouldn't, because they just said we need to be quiet in there.
He's going to be maxing on.
I'm American, and you're just going to piss me off.
I'm actually boring.
You're literally a loud American.
Stupid American.
You were yelling in the streets
By the way, the only clothes that we have in the UK was you
You were yelling in the streets
Yeah, why do you yell so much?
What was I yelling?
Why was I f**king mad and obnoxious?
When was I f**king yelling?
Did you all not Google?
Well, I figured if it's like a monument
Nowhere in America do monuments close one day a week
They're normally open every day
I've heard
Which one?
I don't know
That's not a monument, it's a f**king holiday
Every day of a week
Yeah, every day of a week
Every time, man, every time, every time.
It's closed on Tuesday, we don't know.
Holy Druller Trio.
Oh my God, it's getting dusty here.
All right, well, let's walk.
We're gonna walk down, we'll see some stuff.
I guess it's closed, but we can't even go inside, right?
Or do we walk out to the city, and then we can, oh my God, what is this architecture?
Why do you look sad?
No, you don't. You have this in the UK.
We said, take it somewhere unique and cool today. This is the high park.
Alright, it's the park.
So what do people do here? He's like, well, it's 420, so they're all getting high.
Yeah, it was fun. We fed the squirrels. It was a good time.
Guys, we're going to do a dust storm. That looks fun.
We need to be back just so we can run. I don't really know where to run on this.
It's not quite enjoyable. But at least we're going to walk down this way, and then go out to wherever we're going to go.
Where are we walking to? Holy dust of doom.
Oh, I know. You know the great thing about, um...
Now, go ahead. You got it?
I just got a whiff of shit.
What are they saying?
Who would like to talk to me?
I don't, I don't.
Okay, we're walking this local, we're walking?
We can find our, no, no, not you, I...
I ain't looking.
Holy fuck, you guys are a dual duo today.
You know what's a good thing about France?
What?
We always know where we are.
wait this is the garden of naked people remember this no August you weren't with
me there's a garden of
look
everywhere
What are you staring at?
Wait, great, ugly, ugly, be careful.
You actually almost just trucked that child.
You did.
Merci.
You almost straight trucked that child.
Wait, is that a stray dog?
What an effect.
Is there anything in the end of investigation 33?
Why?
Oh, this is your cutscene right here?
I'll hear it, it's here's the sound when you're fighting.
Oh boy.
Damn, why's he got a hit in that shit, Wilkie?
Look, look at your suit.
Listen to my canto
Oh my god, those are actually fun. Sorry
If y'all want to walk to the city so we're not so lucky
We can go on the other
You want to do that. Yeah, okay. That's kind of nice. It's kind of nice. Come on, Zoelle!
Yeah, there's military right there.
And they walk around with A.O.s and shit.
Wait, that's actually kind of badass. Bro, they mulled the fuck out of the U.K.
Y'all got people with fuzzy hats walking around.
What do you mean? You didn't see them?
No, I didn't see them because that way they see you, though.
You didn't see them.
No, no, no, they didn't see us.
I was outside a bookshelf house, there's a crazy guy yelling.
And they didn't do a single thing.
They were letting go out there.
They saw you.
You didn't see that one.
Well, look at that naked lady with a dog.
What the bummer cart does if you don't do it?
She's perfect.
What the bummer cart does if you don't do it?
You sniffed that thing.
She isn't really close to her feet.
Oh, that's cool.
How old do you think this is made?
It's like an 18 something?
Got a marble pump pump.
Huh, huh.
I just fucking hate it.
Look at how our hand is gone!
I think it was a hand that just grabbed up.
I do too.
A marble pump pump.
Wait, I didn't realize there's like mad statues out here.
What the hell?
No, there is...
It feels like a wize of pee.
That's what I feel like.
I feel like I'm in wize of pee right now.
I feel like I'm in something else actually.
Don't.
Exmission 33. That's exactly what it fucking feels like.
Soil.
Oh my god, it's apt. He's in a crane shot.
He's ain't no scrub.
No, I don't want your number.
Atta.
Holy fuck.
It was so nice thing to get out.
Oh, let's go.
It does not feel like Death Stranding, don't give him that.
No, not yet.
That's the one thing that's really annoying, bro.
It's the entire time in Iceland.
I usually like it, you know?
Expersion 33.
It's just like it.
I still don't play that game.
Expersion 33 is Pete and the French one.
I know he's a little pissed off at me.
Why?
He's like, my god, if he's going ahead of me, like,
this went at my pace.
Look at him.
What?
Hey, I don't know what you said.
Speak up.
I don't talk in front of people.
I talk behind the fucking people.
Let's walk out.
There's a gun in here on the ground.
All right?
What the fuck am I looking at?
Most goddamn trees in a fucking headless statue.
Oh, my god, there's two naked.
Fuck
There's a content right there
Listen, at least we can get some good stuff
And we just need to beat at the Eiffel Tower
That's the one thing
I want to get to the Eiffel Tower because chat
They didn't get to see the Eiffel Tower the last time chat, right?
Oh, they didn't?
No, we ended
You guys didn't even get to see us go to the French restaurant, right?
Because the battery was dying
Because the TV was messed up
well we're we're going outside and then down huh
I'm thinking about it, Ryan. One sec.
Uh oh.
Oh, well, look at that.
What did you say again?
No, that's...
Look at that.
This is your friend.
This is your mate.
Look, he was like,
I really don't want to go to Paris.
I want to see my love.
I want to touch you all of the time
I don't know if I'll need you, but I don't see your mind
Holy shit, bro
Do I wipe off my shoes? Is it even worth?
Yo, think about the 20 gifted, oh my god!
Yo!
Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Yeah, well...
She's gonna give me 20 as well!
Yo! Thank you so much!
She's gonna give us 20 gifts.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. That's so nice.
Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you for the 20. I appreciate it.
W's a booty chat. W, W, W.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I do read this chat. I don't see it. I love everyone here.
You just turn off your phone. We'll turn it.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do it.
So you don't listen.
And then we'll go.
What are you guys doing?
Hey, sir.
All right.
Did you hear that?
Yeah.
I heard the halo intro.
Is that where they were?
No.
Stand there with the slugger singing.
Okay.
So we, where we're going, we need to go, we can go this way, we can find a spot to eat,
and then we can go to the Eiffel Tower.
So they didn't give us the last time, and they also didn't get to see, like, actual French food.
What is a classic French food?
Food, I know you guys got like potato gratin or whatever.
They're in pearl pasties.
You've got a lot of good cakes and treats.
They have a lot actually.
I feel like we need to try some nice fresh bread for my actual place.
What would we go to St. James?
You know Paris is the capital of the culinary arts?
I thought that was Japan.
Japan.
Hold on here.
Let me see Candid.
I realized the reason we're in that fucking hat is because it's fucking stupid.
It is so fucking stupid.
Oh my god.
What the reason?
It's kind of gold.
Let's get one of these little things.
What?
These bikes.
Dude, no.
You're not going to have an ultimate scam.
That's where we get scammed, bro.
There is no world.
We are dead ass getting on one of those and they're gonna start doing long term everywhere.
We don't know where the hell we are.
All right, let's go.
That's the wrong country, soil.
We're in play.
We're in fuckin' play, unity.
It was too buggy.
I was just tripping.
It's across the age of all of them.
Okay, we can turn down here or there's a lot of stores like cafes that we're walking
by if you guys want to grab like French food or we can go to another place.
But they are thing... wait, are they steak, ox, steak, fritz, mussels, coca-vin, and classic
chicken.
Great.
What's that smell, guys?
It smells awful.
I smelled pee.
It smells like that one, it's been so hard.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm smelling it.
That's two spots, it's got like one place.
Two for one.
What do you want to do?
Coca-vin?
What's coca-vin?
What do you want to do, coke a bin?
Let's coke a bin.
That's what they're saying.
We can also find, we should find, if you see like a bakery, tell me.
Do you guys want to walk on this side where there's like stores?
Where'd you go with?
Look at all the cars up here.
I'm gonna be late for this, I'm gonna be too beautiful.
See this sounds so much better than you guys.
It's so much better than you.
No one is dumb.
Oh my god, go for effects!
Go for effects!
That effect, that's perfect!
Not perfect, do it!
It's already right.
Let's try the unfold, let's try the start.
It was red, it was red.
It was red, it was red.
It was red. What the fuck did he just do that?
Did you look for it? Are you gonna look slow?
Holy shit.
I honestly wish that car would hit you. I wish it would hit you.
What is this? Why did you tell me to cut it?
Simba!
I'm so fucked, I'm gonna die.
No, I'm telling you right now, I will never go to Japan's oil, never in my life, never.
Never.
He would actually get arrested.
For what?
These, these you can maybe get over here.
Japan, they were dead asses.
Sit down, sit down.
Don't come up.
Pass.
That's Japanese, Nipponbass.
Shut the fuck up.
Nipponbass?
Shut it up.
Oh my god.
All right, listen, I'm going to stop in my respect for the law.
Love France.
Love the city.
Love the people.
You didn't even love your own life.
You just ran it from a fucking movie car.
Oh, yeah, but stop dinner.
They're saying go to Cedric Bakery.
Where's Cedric Bakery?
Yeah, is that like good ratings?
Cedric Bakery.
Close trap.
Close trap.
Why you giggling still?
I'm not close to that.
Bakery.
Why are you giggling still?
Why are you still laughing?
It's closed.
What?
Ah, closed on Tuesday.
It's a little...
Yo, Frank, what do you guys have going on?
Why is everything closed?
That's the one that closes really early, because it's really good and the cell is hard to get.
So why is it on the corner?
Sorry?
Excuse me?
Say again?
That's the one that gets like the lines round there.
I could have given it to Derek.
Oh wait, this has a line, bro.
What is this?
Milk.
Oh my God, we need it.
Oh my God, oh my God, we have to, we have to, right?
Yeah, we're going in.
This is, is that Dine-In?
So maybe this is the salon,
and this is the boutique, they said?
They can get the same hot chocolate to go and like...
Oh.
I think it's pretty nice to try, but it's also, well, there's not much sensei, but it's like the same thing.
It depends, like, do you want, like, savory foods or do you want to, like...
Savorable bags.
Oh, okay, then yeah, you should go inside.
We could just try, like, some of the sweet ones too, but, like, is this the, this is takeout?
Yes, like, there's no line, you can just...
Okay, and then this one is done it.
Yes.
I mean, it's not that long today, it's just Monday.
Really?
But it's...
Is that a pretty...
How quick does this line go?
Not that quick.
29 today.
Any faster?
Should we just get takeout?
Yeah, there's so many good things here.
Yeah, I think we do that.
Thank you so much, we appreciate it.
What's a takeout?
Oh wait, it's this line, right? To go in here?
Oh, oh, perfect.
Sorry, we're sorry. Thank you.
What are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
Okay, no problem. Can we keep it on us? Perfect. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah, I'm
I'm good, I just should've written it.
All right.
Do you want any of these?
No.
Let's just try some.
It's the wine, but it's not on the way.
No.
No.
Well, we don't have a document here, do we?
No.
We're actually going to have to do this.
Well, you should actually have to go to the class and show them this concert.
Hello.
Hello.
Do you have a copy of this?
Yes, of course.
We're going to see if you're faced with a copy of this.
OK.
This is your signature here?
Yes.
Yes?
a piece of chestnut on the other side is what you see here, it's not chocolate.
Okay.
And on the other side there's cream, and there's meringue on the bottom.
Are these like little versions of them?
Yeah.
Okay.
Could we try three of those, please?
Or five?
Oh, five?
Nearly five, right?
I mean...
I don't know.
Three of you five is five.
Perfect.
And then is there anything else you recommend as well, or something?
It's a bit of a French pastry, you know the name, it's a thousand years, it was too many years of pastry.
Oh no.
You have a, it's caramelized.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, could we try that also, too, please?
Thank you so much.
Yes, please.
What are you trying chocolate for last, today?
Are you going to try the hot chocolate, by the way?
Here?
It's famous.
Is it good?
So you should get an eclair as well.
Okay, I'm gonna do that.
Do you guys have hot chocolate here as well?
They say it's very famous here.
Can we try some as well too?
Thank you so much.
The big one's fine probably.
Probably better. Thank you so much.
Yes.
If it's so busy,
If it's so busy, we'll see you outside.
Maybe quick, no?
You sure it's okay?
Yeah, he brought us back home.
Oh, no, what is it at?
Well, 56.
This is 70.
Oh, it's not bad.
Yes.
Um, just one is fine, please.
Thank you.
Yes, thank you so much.
Oh, did you see this?
Oh, oh, that's so good.
Oh, Chad, doesn't that look great?
Do you like that?
Maybe like 3D or something?
Is that really... can we try this one as well too?
Thank you so much.
Come on as well.
But I mean, what in Paris, you know, what in Paris?
That looks so good. Exactly. Do you eat these all the time?
No, could you work around them all the time?
That's why. Yeah, yeah.
Well, you'd be the size of me if you didn't mess with the time.
You know what I'm saying?
Wow, those look great.
No, no, no.
No, no, let's wait. We'll find another bakery because we can't get everything in one spot.
So let's try it.
Hello. Um, and maybe, um, just one hot chocolate to try?
Sure.
Uh, two actually please. You don't want one, right?
Two hot chocolate please.
Let's just do one.
One.
I got two. I already got two.
I'll have a sip of your crazy.
Here. I know how this is gonna go. One of us is gonna drink one, it's gonna be so good,
and then we're gonna go, oh man, I should have two.
These are my favorites.
Thank you so much.
I don't think so, okay
I was gonna get some stuff to feed my siblings, so...
No, bro. The gray is the move, right, Chad?
Chad, the gray's not bad.
You just look...
Right.
She'll punch me.
She's looking under here.
No.
It fits.
It fits under her.
Do you like the hat?
It's a good hat?
The hat.
See?
See?
Yeah.
Thank you, Harry.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you like his hat?
It fits, right?
Oh, no.
He didn't like her hat.
I knew it.
Okay, he didn't like her hat, he didn't like her hat.
Yeah.
Okay, that's, that's, I've been hitting you with sons.
Oh, no.
How do you say son in French?
Son in French.
Like, like the, like the file.
Like son.
Peace?
Peace, peace, peace, okay.
Ooh.
Look at the line, the line as well.
Yes, like nature, are we going to eat?
Sir?
Like nature?
Uh, a little honey.
Oh, everyone's doing great.
You can have them, I guess.
Thank you so much. Have a great day. Thank you.
Have a nice day, everybody.
I'm just finding some stuff.
How's it going?
Okay, I'm walking a trip.
Can we get a sunny mit with a beret?
Peace.
Okay, so I was buying something. Okay, we'll wait here. I don't want to leave the door open. I will not trip. Thank you for the recommendation
Oh
My god, they already added a feast
Wait, what is it?
No, no, I think they just had one ready. How do they even get one ready like that?
Yeah, I'm gonna wait. Okay, this is what I'm stepping on. Everywhere I go, there are tiny little steps that I can't see.
It's everywhere.
Ironic, by the way, the same height. What'd you get?
Let's go to some black holes and stuff. I want to give it to my family, because I know I can take it back on the train, so...
Okay. So let's... Hmm, do you want to eat here or do you want to go across and we can try them there?
It's probably smarter, I mean, let's do that.
That was gorgeous, but waiting in that line, bro, that line is insane, is this shop like
famous or is it tourist trap?
I know what they're going to say, they're going to be like, yeah, okay but something
Tore trap can low key hit no we we we there's like mad dust on the thing
You know those China's typing right now he doesn't actually care he doesn't read us anyway to see you
Read us anyway. Probably great son
For some fucking bullshit. Yeah, agree this happens in bullshit. Okay. We can walk
Step over the little ledges and we're gonna go wait that's not be a background's right in the middle to
Something actually smells really good. I thought it was gonna be pee
Macron
But I just got a variety stuff. They couldn't try it. Oh, so this was awful. Oh, yeah, no, okay not here
Not here. Oh my god. Oh
Oh my god that was like straight through from above.
That was awful.
Okay what about here?
Here's not bad.
Here's good.
Here's good.
The other area was way worse.
Okay.
I'm gonna put it with that.
Oh my god that was awful.
Okay.
That's- oh you're getting the tripod?
Yeah.
Okay hold on.
I'll wait.
I'll wait to try everything.
Chat smile.
I'm taking a picture of the phone.
I
Hold on
I know
I don't want to go to the park we could go to the park where there's dust everywhere. It's gonna get all
The park is so aids right now
So it's like actually like just a giant desk cloud come on
I'm ready but there's no like sitting areas so I think we're just gonna just
take one of these I put it everywhere on the side
i got it right
do this one?
but we are just going to go into that road
it's not good it's good
i don't smell anything
i don't smell anything
there you go
alright
come on we are in the city
eventually we just gotta suck it up
i'm doing something
that's fine i don't mind
bro you can tell he hates Paris
oh my god bro
You can tell he hates being here.
He always says, I don't want to sit here.
I don't want to sit here.
I don't want to sit here.
No, you're not fucking going.
You're going to make sure your feet come out.
I don't care.
Oh my God.
We're going to go out here and do the same thing.
I know that it's going to happen.
You're not always right.
I guarantee that's what I'm about.
Facts.
That's a peanut of facts.
I'll look across.
Oh God, that's a fact.
I'm getting hit by a car.
Okay, do you just want to sit here?
Sorry
You just want us to hear them?
Yeah
You don't have anywhere to sit
So we have nowhere to sit down
We can sit right over there
You can sit right back there
You can sit on your...
What?
What do you want?
Let's just keep walking till we find a bench
Where is your...
I don't care about you
What do you want?
All right, grab this
Don't you walk into my bench
You scruped the...
Yeah, it's gonna happen
We're going to the south we're doing.
So we'll have to keep walking to find a bench.
Right, let's do that.
Oh, what's your virtue? You can sell the floor.
We can go back to the ship, we can walk to find a bench.
Why is it so good to be in such a procler?
What do you mean?
It's so good to be in such a procler, just find a bench.
Me?
Yes!
We're getting ragebated by this.
I'm getting ragebated by this.
No, no.
No, you're fucking ignoring me.
I'm getting ragebated, I'm getting ragebated, I'm getting ragebated.
I'm getting ragebated.
Alright, we'll find a bench walking over here.
We can wait. Ooh, hold on.
There goes a nice ass floors here.
Oh, I don't really understand like
There's everything here feels like designer, doesn't it? I feel like in London at least there's normal shops
This feels more like designer based if that makes sense
Like it's like everything is like a brand like it's like a high branding. No
I feel like this is smart to get to see our heels, I'm looking at the wire.
We put a thing up here, you want me to stand around?
Oh no.
Cool.
Because there's not going to be benches and tables here, they don't do that.
They don't like people sitting down.
Unless we're sitting somewhere.
That's why I was saying we should have just tanked that, because otherwise we're not going to find one.
Yeah, let's just tank that thing.
Alright, easy. No, move yours, actually.
You just have to hold it, I think.
I'll just hand it to you.
Because otherwise, I think it's not possible.
Alright, let's try these.
Japs?
Oh, is it hot chocolate?
Wait, it's real hot chocolate. Look!
Oh my god.
You're gonna try it. It's literally just like a melted Hershey's bar. It's kind of crazy.
I can't hate it.
Oh that's fucking insane. Yes, you know what's on the inside?
Wait, what?
Oh dude, that is so good. Oh, it just tastes like melted chocolate, that's it.
Is that a chocolate or another hug?
I want milk. I think so.
Maybe the best one I've had.
Do you think there's any milk in it?
It's just melted.
No, no, no, no.
There's a little bit of milk in it.
Look.
Bloody hell.
That smells so good.
Do you want a sip?
I shouldn't though, should I?
You can have a tiny sip, but not a whole thing.
I think it's fine.
I'm not gonna lie.
That is clean.
That's actually clean.
May.
That is the thickest hot chocolate I've ever tried.
I'm almost focused.
Okay.
Yeah, it just tastes like melted chocolate with a tiny bit of cream in it.
All right.
Does everybody want to try this first?
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is the first thing we're trying.
It was the least favorite thing because he didn't recommend it,
but it's the fruity one.
Well, he said we should get something fruity if we wanted to try something fruity,
but this one was like the one that's like,
it's not the most fruity.
I mean, yeah, it just looks really pretty. So that's it. Hi, nice to meet you.
I'm sorry for...
No, you're okay.
You're okay?
Yeah, yeah, you're okay.
I was at home and I saw you streaming and I was like, I gotta... I gotta...
But how are you doing?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Actually...
You are so lucky.
Really?
You're from here?
No, originally, I mean, I live here, but originally I'm from Morocco, actually.
How are you doing?
I'm sorry, I thought you were up.
French as well, I was like, oh, hi.
No, no, no, you're good, I had the mic.
Yeah, you're good.
Well, I've seen that you guys got a couple stuff,
but you think it's croissant style.
Croissant?
Yeah, I got the one I just went out for.
You say that word again?
That's my croissant.
I said it so cool.
Wait.
Is this a good spot?
This is a good spot.
I mean, it's right by where I live, which is pretty far.
But I always get them, and they're the best.
Oh, you gotta try it.
Wait, low key?
is there are only two and you got your three, five.
Oh shit, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm not even joking,
because we have to eat so much stuff today,
I'm literally also taking stuff back with us.
So I'm just bringing, like, if we get crystals or anything,
I'm dead ass just bringing them with us.
Okay, we'll be here.
This is two croissants of chocolate.
Wait.
Oh, chocolate?
Oh, chocolate, yeah, there's actually honey,
there's actually honey.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They are the best ones.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
yeah yeah
look it's creamfield inside it's creamfield inside
okay no no no
i don't know why i don't know why tyris snuff is
i'm a better than you
i'm sorry you're on a diet bro like
go ahead go ahead oh shit like reaction
now you swear you didn't poison these right
fuck no come on finna
what do you mean
okay i didn't get deep enough of the chocolate but i'm not gonna for a second bite
like so bite
yeah
i don't think you can bite
i don't know
it's so buckery
you know what
We died today. We died today. It's worth it for these. I'm so sorry. Don't take that as it.
Oh, Rosie. Rosie, Rosie, Rosie stop. Rosie stop. No, Rosie, Rosie stop.
It's not that. Dip it in the chocolate.
That's not the...
Dip it in the chocolate. Dip it in the chocolate.
Double-dive, you can check.
Wait.
Yes, sir.
Ha ha ha.
Wait.
No, Rosie, Rosie, you've had enough. You've had enough.
You can dip it in the hot chocolate, right?
Here, first, first, first, first, first.
That's actually double-dive, you know?
Mate.
She just fisted that whole thing.
Oh, shit.
What?
That is maybe the best person I've ever
Wait, hold on, wait
What?
Yo, this is like your house?
Yes, this is like right next to where I live
How are you not 400 pounds?
I mean, I'm sorry but like, you see that's the thing here in Paris
Like we have croissants and everything
But like, it's like sweet
But exactly, it's like you can eat them like at breakfast every day
But like, you're cool
Look, in the hot chocolate?
In moderation, right?
Exactly, that's what I'm saying
That's my hot chocolate, bitch. Fine.
Yeah, these are so good.
Tell us how much arsenic is in them. Go ahead.
We've been there. Rison?
Rison, you put Rison in there?
Rison? What?
I should not break him out of the soup.
Oh, fuck no.
I don't even care at this point. That was so good.
Alright, P2P.
Do I look sus? Like, do I look gay?
I'm just kidding.
This was so sick.
He's sick. He's just triple killed. I don't even care. If I go out by that.
I have another item to give you.
Because like the other day I was just, you know, chilling at home and watching, like, boss.
And you were in New York with Jason, right?
Yes, yeah.
And he, that's like, mugged you with the fit and everything.
He did not mug me as a thing. He didn't mug me as a thing.
I'm there, and like, you know what I mean?
But like, look, this is like your chance to get the, your get back.
So like I brought you a chrome chain, chrome hearts.
No, I can't take that.
You have to flex on Jason.
No, bro.
No, bro, no.
What?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, listen, listen, listen, listen.
You know I'm telling you?
I've been planning this.
No, no, I'm telling you.
All right, I have to keep it.
She can't take the icon though.
No, he can't.
No, no, no.
I can't.
You have to keep it.
Do you promise to?
No, bro.
No, bro.
Chrome hearts is like.
Yeah, we know.
It's a responsibility.
I can't take the phone.
Is it like 10k bro?
Nah
Not 10k, 10k is crazy
What?
Still, it's like 4k
Don't you worry about that
I mean look
You have to
Like you came to Paris for only one day, go ahead
Jesus
No bro, you have to keep your time
How about this, how about this
Okay
Fuck, that's a buy-off
Here? No, fuck no, not here.
Here's my earrings, actually.
Here's a clip.
Here's a knife.
You pocket-washing his diamonds?
Listen, listen, listen.
This is actually something that I'm going to start out.
And you're the first ever...
This is going to be a...
...snipe drip thing.
So like, every time I go...
So every time, like, this is the same as someone who comes to Paris
for like fashion week or something,
I'm gonna snipe them with life drip.
Thank you.
This is actually super cheap.
Like, it's actually even in the UK brand.
Like, it's a boo-hoo man.
I don't know if you know about it.
Boo-hoo man.
Oh, boo-hoo man?
Yeah, I used to shop a boo-hoo.
Yeah, yeah.
You might need to shop a boo-hoo.
I love boo-hoo.
It's like, past fashion, but like, look.
I can't take it only because, listen,
that is too expensive for me to take.
Too expensive.
Okay, what if I told you that it's fake?
I, yeah.
It's fake.
It's fake.
I think it's fake.
I'll take it, I'll take it.
i paid a lot for it and i don't know if it's real or not but i'm for the price
that i got it for i'm pretty sure it's good it's fake
watching though because it's like like this is what you know i mean like come on i don't know
should i say chat because like they're just gonna say else camp because like either way they all said
yes okay so that'll go hard of your fit please take the chrome because low key you should give it
with the soil instead of sitting out here and there's a lot of good stuff.
You couldn't even read, you'd never read your chat now the time you try to read it?
Yes.
You'd never read your chat. No, I can't bro. How much are you paying like 2k?
No, no it wasn't even close to what K-10.
That K. 200.
Which is not even the price for like a real croon chain but at the same time I got it used
So I'm sure that's like a 70-30.
It looks too legit for me to risk.
You can still flex with it. I mean, the shake is a big but...
Legit for me to risk.
Look at it.
I mean, go ahead.
Mother.
No, that ain't real.
Mother, no, feel it.
Ain't real, no, it's not real. And honestly, I actually call it you keep this because I...
I think it's beyond the streets. I didn't take it.
I would never let you hold this. I'm gonna take this off you
I would carry in my purse for both of you you're too fucking rich to have fake shit. I'm never gonna let you hold that. That's fine
I mean
I can't, I can't.
Yeah, you have to keep it, but look at my pocket.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Listen, do you want to keep this?
Because I don't, I don't, I don't want to keep that from you.
However.
This is either way going to be on like a rapper's chain,
a rapper's name, you know what I mean?
Oh, so you're like, you know what?
You might see on YouTube like a rapper with a fake chrome,
and he doesn't even know it.
Like this is what I do.
Like I just be full-closed, like shoot weight and everything.
And...
I also don't wear a chain, I guess?
Because it's the only necklace I wear?
Yeah, it's because it has meaning?
Other than that, I literally don't wear chains.
So...
Jason did that trip?
Stop dick writing! You're dick writing!
I'm not! You were like...
10-0, like...
Are you fucking...
Are you serious?
You don't have everybody in the court right?
I'm hoping Ray will respond to one of my 3x gonna buy me something.
Okay, how about this, how about this, how about this, how about this?
I will buy...
No, no, no, I can't take money off you.
No, no, no, I'm not buying it from you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay.
I'm sorry, go ahead, no.
I'm gonna buy something chrome in your honor.
Ugh, God, I don't even want to buy something chrome.
Oh my God, Chad.
Click that.
Really?
I'll buy something chrome in your honor
and I'll wear the next time around, Jason.
Holy fuck, like, what a waste of money, bro.
What a waste of money.
No, don't cheer for that.
Don't cheer for that, bro.
It's not good.
Money is like it's right here, but like I did I did that I have
That one is real and I should have I should have you'd you have for the chrome video? No, I won't no
I cannot take this. I can't do yourself. I can't I hate like when I'm good
I never want anybody to give me
I mean I did it
Yeah, you can say the F-bar.
She has more. She has more.
Yeah, yeah.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
But hey look, like you're, you're, you're like leaving today, right?
Yeah, we're only here for like a few more hours.
Okay.
I know.
You didn't even get to walk around or anything?
We're literally leaving now to go probably go get, uh, or go see some other stuff and then go get F-bar go and then we're leaving.
stuff and then go get F-Cargo and then we're leaving. He should try F-Cargo before he leaves, right?
It's like really overrated. I mean that's like a tourist trap.
All our froglets. Yeah, facts. We shouldn't even try it then.
But like honestly nobody really eats that. What do you eat at Poffords?
Would why eat?
I mean, I just eat constantly fucking over eating.
Not gonna lie, I'm not a real Parisian or anything, but shit.
Parisian.
Like, Paris people, that's what if we actually eat like that,
there's a McDonald's right there, you're better off going there.
Take back what you said earlier.
Remember when we shot it down earlier at DC?
The first people gonna be so mad you're eating McDonald's.
You!
Yeah, whoa.
Well, this is one French guy versus one British guy, and I think on my opinion,
you're a dance bar. You mock him. You mock him.
You have to ease it up.
Damn.
Rosie, maybe do another show.
Put me down.
Now it's the rest.
Well, thank you so much for looking at.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
That was awesome, bro.
That was no joke.
I don't have ever anything from a viewer that's a cannon.
You like that?
But that was worth it.
I was like, yeah, I'm fucking.
I found at least one thing that like you that's like a particular
Is did you enjoy the do you?
Of course yeah, yeah, and I was great. I'm actually gonna die. I should have eaten it, but that was low key worth it
It was one little bike. I can't kill you kind of
I know
I work from home.
I think it's home for me.
He just came out. Thanks man, that's so nice.
I appreciate it.
Did you want to picture anything for you go?
Can we? Yes, of course.
Oh my god, thank you so much.
Like...
Oh my god, thank you. It's like...
Uh...
I mean, yeah, for sure.
Can I win the chrome?
Of course. I mean, that's the best...
Just real quick, I'll give it back to you.
I'll give it back to you.
I hate to say it though, someone wrote it.
I really do.
Like rappers do, like how long?
You know when you join like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like the way you live.
Like face-mines, like the chains and everything.
Like the chan-
Yeah, we did put the chain on and like, you know what I mean?
Like Cloverboyz never made it.
I don't know if it's all once that.
I feel like I'm scaring.
No, it's not chain.
You know how Cloverboyz got like diamond chains and everything?
Like when you're a new member,
like they all just switch to different ones, right?
I got a lot ahead though.
I don't know if you've ever done it.
Are you gonna jump down?
I'm gonna try.
You're gonna jump way down.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Sorry, Chet.
I'm four foot eleven.
Don't say that because you're taller than me, so that's bad looks for me.
I mean, you know what you're like.
You're not four eleven.
I am, though, Chet.
I mean, what?
Oh, you stupid.
Oh, no.
Look at little Farna.
Hey, look, he looks dumb.
I can't lie.
Yeah, no, no.
I have to give it back to you right off this picture.
You have to keep that.
Yeah, well, we have to take a picture.
We have to take a picture.
You have to keep that.
Yeah, well we have to take a picture.
You don't want to have your phone or anything.
We do.
Phone is fine.
Phone is better.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Oh my God.
Thank you so much, man.
No, I got you.
I like you.
This is really cool.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
It was so nice meeting you.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
This was so nice to meet you.
This was so great.
At this point...
What?
You don't need the cut. You have a lot of money.
What a fucking money.
Where did you get it from? I want a second hand off brand one.
Oh.
No, I can't keep it.
I can't get it off. I swear.
I got you. I hate him so much. I can't ask him.
That's why I had to...
Thank you brother.
Thank you brother.
Have a safe trip back.
Thank you so much.
Thank you. Me too.
Sure, you too.
You too.
Nice to meet you.
Dude, I love it here.
That was so nice.
Yeah.
That was so nice.
So nice should we not eat a pastry is now model full I guess
Wait, can you hold this I can I take a photo? I really like
Too short
Okay
You drive, not phone time.
All right.
One more picture, one more picture.
I have to have my things to go.
There you go.
All right.
This is the first one.
This was the one that was least recommended.
It's, oh it's not least recommended,
but it was recommended if we wanted a fruit one,
but like it wasn't the first one they went to
that are signature, okay?
Huh?
So you have to get, hold on, soil?
You want a bite?
Oh I can't.
I don't know where to bite it because I want some of the cream.
I'll take it, get one with posing on the side.
Like get one of the whole posing on the side.
That's a lot.
Yeah it is, big bite.
I'm just going to do like right here on the side.
If you're not getting anything on it.
She got something.
Oh.
Hmm?
How's that?
How's that?
Damn big bag out of my bugger. Oh my god. Oh, that's excellent
Holy shit, why are we judging?
No, you're my ball. That was excellent. It is pretty good. Oh really good
I think if you wanted a fruity dessert, this one is awesome.
The base is like peanutty a little bit.
Yeah.
I think it's a little sour.
You crushed the cone.
Oh, my fault.
I don't think you did actually.
You want to put it back here?
Oh, yes, please.
Thank you.
OK.
And then?
I give that a 7.5 out of 10.
I give that one, it's like a 7.
I think it's good.
But I think it's other good stuff.
Tracy.
Oh, wait, hold on.
We shouldn't do this one next.
We shouldn't do this one next.
This is the French classic.
Eclair.
Eclair.
Okay, hold on.
Perfectly sculpted.
I might as well.
You just ruined this for me.
You just ruined, like, you couldn't wait
until I tried it first.
You just had to say.
Okay, this one, I'll check it out today as well.
I'm going to let him figure that out while I do.
Now you got it, you get it.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Oh, it's got chiseled in the middle.
That's something those classic friends deserve.
My mum used to love chocolate-a-class.
Mm-hmm.
I think that's good.
Alright overall I think that's really good.
I think that's kind of mint.
It's like a faint chocolate.
Yeah.
I think it's just like a very basic taste.
I don't love the pastry flavour I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
That's the pastry flavor, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest, I want like a 6.5 for me.
6.5.
6.5.
Yeah.
Okay.
The next one, ladies and gentlemen.
How did you close, okay, I'll give up.
The next one.
Oh wait, super.
Hold on.
Wait, hold on, wait.
So we can have the other croissant.
No, you can have it.
I can give it to my sister.
You're giving it to your sister?
No, we're taking it back.
I'll take it back away.
You want
Bringing it back to the Airbnb
I can't eat any of it so sorry sorry sorry okay the next thing this one was recommended by him looks gorgeous
He said the name
He said the name is a thousand layers
It's not even that unhealthy.
I know that's good.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yeah?
It's not even that good.
Wait, what do you mean?
It's not even that good.
Come back.
What the fuck do you mean by that?
It's not even that good.
What do you mean?
It's not even that good.
Wait, what do you mean?
Hey, I gotta try it.
No, no.
It's really bad.
It's not fair if I come out.
I know how you want any of it.
Sina.
Sina, look.
The chat's like really upset.
that like they're like one bite they're like one bite
oh my god
man you ain't all of it are you serious hey you're eating all of it you're
actually eating all of it you're not sharing that so we're not sharing so we're
not sharing are you serious are you you just lick to the side of that I don't
want it anymore that is really good he said when I'm the toilet you put it on
now okay so I'm gonna wait
That is really good.
I can't swallow it.
That is really good.
Why would you spit it out?
That's called body dysmorphia or some shit.
No it's not.
Bro that is so good.
That is the best one.
It's like the perfect custard on the inside.
Okay.
9.75.
I think that would be the 9.75.
I think that would be the 9.75.
I think that would be the 9.75.
I think that would be the 9.75.
I think that would be the 9.75.
I think that would be the 9.5 and then the recommendation.
Oh, this one looks like a nut.
Okay, why would you ruin it?
Doesn't it?
Yeah, that looks like a soil's nut back.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I meant, I meant the walnut.
Actual bull sack, that is a bull sack.
That is a bull sack.
Exactly, my nuts are gonna be locked.
Look at that, very strong.
That is definitely a bull sack.
I can't bite it now because if I bite it after that, it's weird.
You guys made it weird.
Here, have the first bite.
I'll have the first bite of the sack.
No, I'm going to turn around while I bite it.
No, no, I can't.
It's weird.
Here, take it first.
I can't have the first bite.
Take it first. I can't have the first bite
Yeah, you didn't get the full bite right no no no no no no no
Fuck you wait it. Okay
That is really good I don't even know what that is
I just don't know if I love this yeah, you know, it's annoying. I loved it and now I don't love it and I'm not sure
I don't really know what the middle is. There's like a weird aftertaste
What is the middle? No, it's actually chestnut
That was one of my least favorite one.
Yeah.
I think.
This is like a six for me.
Yeah.
Five.
It's like good, but I don't think I would order it.
Like if this was offered in a restaurant, I wouldn't order it.
Five out of seven.
Interesting.
The croissant was the best on there.
The thing before was the best one.
The croissant.
Which one?
The one we had that we loved.
The croissant low key that he brought us was literally the best thing we had.
Oh my god, chat.
We're actually getting tourist trapped.
The croissant was deadass the best thing we had and it was from a local spot that that
guy was at.
Wait, wait, wait.
Come back.
Come back.
There's something about that here.
They said the bottom is Moran.
We can't get into the bottom right now.
It's kind of impossible.
Don't knock it.
Okay, don't worry.
Okay, don't worry.
You can try to squeeze it and bite it, but it's filled down to the bottom.
No, don't worry.
Dang, that cypher actually brought us the best food. Everything else was kind of mid.
Yeah.
Alright.
No, that won't be loved.
Which one?
The one that we fucking went crazy for.
Oh.
You used to do the non-pushed vibe.
I'm fed up because I'll be probably got some good cross-offs. Are you done with these?
Yeah.
All right, you know what?
Follow that tune!
Hey, hold on.
Follow that tune.
Is this the guy's car?
It actually is.
This is great vibes. Follow that tune.
It's not AI.
Alright. Do you guys want to go to another monument or something that's near us?
us I look fucking we can take a look we can go palace
Rosie able to ride a bike with a camera not those no so we can walk it's walking distance
It's gonna be some way.
Where are you gonna go to?
There's a taxi right there.
Alright, now.
Unless you have to be fair, do you know what I just realized?
What time do I have to be back on the train?
And...
We're gonna get home.
Do we have time to also get frog legs and...
The regular frog, we got a hard hour.
We should likely do the frog legs.
Do you think?
Yeah, we should do like frog legs and a frog leg now if you want to do that.
Aw, man.
I feel like we're barely hitting time here, that's so sad!
Oh, it's just a day out, isn't it?
Yeah.
Little people, you know what, Paris?
After that one very, very strange time, huh?
French people...
aren't that bad.
That's crazy, yes.
But you're the one that's straight ahead.
You're...
Might be a bad angle for a second.
Just do a week in Paris if you know I'm good.
I don't- I don't- no.
It's been a week, you know.
Not a week.
It's been like-
It's been like a week in Kazakhstan.
Yeah, maybe like not like-
Yeah.
Look at that, um, statue, you know.
Tell me, we took- we took such an early- we were up at 6am this morning, bro.
There's nothing we can do.
Well, this was the other monument we at least could have walked to.
Oh wait, should I not say that?
Is there something important?
Let's go to Li... Li...
Wait!
Where is it from?
Is there something important?
Oh no way.
What?
Look at my dog's shoes.
You look so... way too big for you, boo.
Man, Paris is beautiful.
Alright, let's find a place to go get good as cargo, then, I suppose.
Yeah, wow. We really have, like, no time.
We still have time.
We have time. We'll do stuff.
We're just gonna stop using it.
You're too much.
That's a product of their environment.
What?
That's what the chat person I see is.
French people piss me off, especially the wrapped dogs.
Holy, that's what you sounded like today!
Yeah, that's what I just said, that a product of their environment.
Here it is.
That's what it was you said on the mic.
Alright, hold on.
Let me look up best chat.
What's a good recommendation for anybody who's fridgeing the chat?
I'll go up your recs.
of a place that has good escort going frog legs,
that you're like this hits if you're trying to get back.
I don't think many people here actually eat that shit.
Girl, we don't know.
They don't touch.
Why do you ask people to chat and they go,
yo, no.
Now ask Gracie, Gracie, do you know?
She'll answer.
Oh, Gracie, Gracie, don't answer.
Gracie, don't fucking answer.
McDonald's, Golden Corral, McDonald's.
No, no, no.
And why is the person saying Golden Corral?
Their name is Edithon.
Lucky day is something we need to try though.
What?
In France.
There's a place for us I found it.
Strawberry crepe?
Strawberry crepe?
Yeah.
Crepes are massive here.
I've got it.
Look at this.
Oh yeah.
Can I call it a suit?
Yeah, that's a good thing.
I don't like that there's...
Oh god, it's walking distance.
Wait, is it?
Like, kinda?
Soil.
Looks good, brish snacks.
Are you up for a 20 minute walk?
I don't think we'll have enough time off if we do that.
We do. We do have enough time.
If we do that, then go to Eiffel Tower, then go back to Traces.
We're not going to make it.
Yes, we will have enough time. We have 20 hours.
A 20 minute walk with me is going to be 40 minutes.
No, it's not.
Let's do it. You're right.
I mean, do you want to get a bike to ride along with us?
No, let's go.
Maybe do that.
No, let's go, son.
It's cool to face you.
Okay, we need to go this way.
I think? Holy frick, my eyeballs!
The way to go about I can't see anything.
So look, we go this way.
You don't want to get a bike to ride on with us?
No, we're not going to the fucking road store.
Yesterday he said,
What do you say we walk on the road yesterday?
I actually brought you here.
I could talk about what you should be getting me.
What are the my other way?
You a Rolex?
I have my Rosier Rolex.
Who else?
I can't hear you throughout the way.
You want to get a taxi?
Yeah.
If you can sign one, we'll get in a taxi.
Thank you I do, but...
Listen, walking is experience.
You get to see the lovely architecture of Paris.
I know.
Look at that.
It doesn't look so fun.
That's not like an important thing is.
I see the Luffy Ark again, Sherpa.
I know.
That's not like an important thing, is it?
Am I being a dickhead?
That's very funny.
There's a Napoleon dynamite.
Wait.
That one looked so good when it was like fresh and bright.
Napoleon dynamite's cool as fuck, bro.
Yeah.
It's Napoleon.
He, like, quamed like a thief.
Oh, shit.
Damn, they got Napoleon dynamite on this bitch?
There's like little stores, bro.
Go on.
Oh, everybody here, their fashion is insane.
Like everybody's wearing like super nice jackets.
The bougie area?
Pick up for you.
Alright, if you grab one, we'll get another one.
I know, I'm saying if you grab one, we'll get another one.
If you grab it.
Taxi?
You'll probably have to get in the first one. They're gonna tell you to take that.
Maybe the fuss they're gonna say the same thing well. Oh, is he is he?
They're not gonna let you
Like five minutes
Oh here, this place.
What are you doing?
You must go to the front here.
Oh, I'm in there.
I'm sorry.
Oh, you see what?
What, you meant?
Oh, just hold it here, is that it?
It's a good one, Mario?
Yeah, just hold it.
Ah, this place?
Is there a stone to discover?
Uh-huh.
It's a really good day, we have no time.
It literally feels like the last one was in Paris because it was me, Emmy and Ray.
And we were like, yep, in and out because we can't really do stuff.
Think of it, sir. We do have time.
Is it really good? You know what we should have done one day?
It's awesome, we should have come shopping in Paris.
But it's really expensive.
I think it'll be as expensive as the UK.
We look you into Oxford Street, S and H, and uh...
Yeah, sorry.
I'll leave it over here.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Um, it's...
I think it'd be just...
This looks kind of like an equivalent, because it's just all designer brands around us.
Yeah.
I feel like it'd be just as much.
But I feel like getting something here would be...
Oh my gosh, it'd be so sick.
It's very expensive.
Was the...
Was it...
Was it a pokey and Jason come here one time?
And they went to the...
Was it a Chanel cafe?
Oh.
And got a Chanel chocolate egg that was like this big?
There's a coach cafe in in Austin. Have you been? No, it's pretty nice. They make a good
Marcha. You've been? Yeah. I own. I own Aru and Diddy. And then I think Aru got me a Marcha.
Boozy motherfucker. Yeah, chat. We did not take you to Oxford Street because I feel like shopping
on the street was not like, I don't know. It doesn't hit. You know what I mean? I love going out of Diddy,
I love going there. I miss Diddy.
Yeah.
The rapper. No, no, not the rapper.
My roommate. Sorry.
My roommate, not the rapper.
That's what I was trying to say.
Got the key ring though?
No.
Not in every video.
That's really nice of you.
I think Paris is definitely better than London.
I love the architecture here. It's very nice.
It's also the culture as well. It's really nice.
I think the street is a bit up.
Smelly dog shit everywhere.
I mean 6 out of 10 days street according to you guys.
Actually the bridge is really good.
Oh my god look at the statue over there talking about building.
Oh, some of these statues are like golden on the top, and they look crazy.
Thank you. I'm Tom. I miss the smell of piss in the UK street. Smell of a bear.
You miss UK piss specifically?
Yeah, UK piss per. We know facts.
Tom, this is a good theme song. Don't you forget about me.
Breakfast's coming up.
Don't, don't, uh-huh. It is, yeah. Alright?
It's a good club, yeah.
So if we Uber'd here, listen, if we Uber'd here,
and we're missing a lot of cutscenes since we're walking,
Yeah.
You have to try Askargo.
Yeah.
That's fairs.
Because otherwise, I would've walked,
and we would've had some cutscenes.
So if we're missing cutscenes,
I think it's fair that you have to try Askargo.
Check it every tweet.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're faxed.
Check it every tweet.
They pay on fax, we're almost in cutscenes.
But...
At least we'll fit the whole stream in now.
Sure.
That is fair. That's kind of why I recommend it.
That was my idea, guys, by the way.
Wait to do what?
Just, like, boss travel, so we can get more in.
We've only got so much time, Senator.
That was my idea, guys.
I don't know, who knows how long they're gonna take to make the frog legs or the S-car go.
I don't know.
It's gonna be relatively quick, I imagine.
So, why did somebody in my chat just write,
Why is Senator Japanese, bro?
Like, how pushin' is that?
Why are you?
What the fuck does that mean?
Why are you?
Why do you have a personal problem with it?
I don't know why is that why do I get mad about Japanese?
Why does it change your reality?
My God, she's Japanese!
Oh my God, bro, come on, bro!
Why, bro?
There's two Japanese people in this car and if you have a problem with us...
So you're Japanese?
I told you that there's a Japanese man trapped inside this body of the man.
I remember you changed that dialogue.
I like that you changed that dialogue, because I remember the old one, if I'm not mistaken.
There was no old dialogue.
Really? Really? I swear there was an old dialogue there that you used to say that you changed.
Bro, they keep saying I used to say there's a Japanese school girl trapped inside this 7-foot frame.
But I never said that.
That's one of the first things I've said to me.
When did I ever say that?
This is gonna be one of those times where like,
people are mad at Zoelle and they're like, Zoelle's always been weird.
And then they're gonna quote him saying one of those jokes and be like,
I genuinely can't even defend you because I'd love to be like, guys, he's joking.
People are like, why? Like, why though? You know what I mean?
I don't even know why.
I have always been weird and you know, I love that I'm weird
because I'm different, I'm cool, I'm quite good.
You got a big notepad as well.
Yeah, what's your notepad like?
He actually has something weird in his notepad.
We did this second once and we had to click off-stream.
See, this is really weird because we just talked about this stuff and I don't have anything weird in my notepad.
Are you sure? Like, now I don't trust it.
No, I'm very fine with that.
Now I don't trust it and you were just saying a second ago.
Where is he? Clarified.
Wait somebody said you ate a Japanese man. That's why you
I love fall
Oh, bro, don't ride
Okay, you know what I believe something was on his note pad now. I actually believe it
I don't like that you're saying I'm always in it like everything I say is bullshit
So like can we all just take everything I say is bullshit because it's all bullshit
So because you say everything is a troll it's okay
Yes, I have justice privilege
I'm a jester, I'm the court jester.
No, you can't just a maths.
You just can't just a maths for everything.
I'm a jester, man.
You can't just a maths for everything in the college.
I don't even care if anyone takes me seriously.
Everything they say is fake.
They're crawling.
Dude, there's a guy in my chat named Michael Diddy Peggington.
Oh, Poggington.
Sorry.
Someone with a great name, so I trust them.
It's a Black Angus restaurant, that's me.
Is that true?
Do they have a Black Angus restaurant here?
It's for Dunkin' Donuts.
Is Dunkin' Donuts better in France?
chat is it better as well as a typical fat bridge guy there ain't no one like me
but me clock their teeth are they going to Nando's set up please don't eat the
driver I am so I have actually seen your butt crack multiple times you get
Now you can't know let me just go straight you'd not now care care about showing their ass crap
But the other million times when you get a car your crack is halfway out. You've never said a word
Well, just trying to be friendly
Chat said they saw it today wait to be really
The one on the right is thick as fuck
You're on the right
Wait, this is me
Thanks, man
Wait, let me look at the string
Yeah, thanks, man, is me
He said I said fat oh
Goosey-roosey shoulder, that's my shoulder
He's coming out!
Rosie's like the guy who spun from one where it's the hat on the side and you point to
it and it's you.
That's Rose.
That's his shoulder.
He's going to look back at this footage and be like, that's me.
His editor's going to upload it and be like, sit at his wall and make fun of Rosie.
But he's not in the clip, but he can just see his shoulder right here.
Yo, I'm the American.
Get on that.
There you go. I'll euped it for you.
For these little grease out more than the twins my head is probably just as long as
I can't look like a little hand you
know I think my head is the same you just have a loose of clothes mind is all the way down you you have shrinkage
Yeah mind is strange. Oh my wait. So please can I straighten your hair?
You can do it. We need to do a golf string. We need to do a golf string.
Stop saying weed like you have you it is on you the planet.
Okay I'll plot it.
You message me as I sit down I need to do this can we do this again?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
No, well, well, well, well.
Scammer.
Facts, I want facts, I want facts.
They did say Yugi was bad, though. Yeah, until he turned around.
And that's the worst part, is I'm not editing my back.
You're editing his face off.
Right, yeah, Stray's. I'm looking at my chat. Just go right over to the chat for a sec.
Get out of there, chat, and stop being a prick.
Aw.
We know Stray's came over here because he's worried that he's reading.
They said sinner looking at it's looking like zoe and you get genuinely so tragic
One out of ten vote for a chat strike until zoe reads again. I'm reading you Ivy. You're so chopped
So what happened a rosy set to you ask him Rosie
When I get back to the US I'm getting a tattoo. I'm getting a new cat or another cat. I keep saying new
I'm not the place for my cat, another cat, and we're doing the golf stream and I'm doing MRE taste test and I'm doing tick tock
All in the same day. All in the same day. Not the first day of your life.
Okay, just one random day in the future. Do you have a date for it yet?
No, I need a plan out.
I know I can't ask you that far in advance because you might be busy.
Okay, just ask me a week before.
Look you are you doing it? It's what it's gonna be another week until I'm home visiting so I'll ask you I get home. Oh
My god, thank you back home. I'm gonna soil. Oh
you're gonna miss me
Damn
No, soil
Back to the old Austin hot air. Huh Rosie? I hate Austin. I'm gonna be so honest. I actually love how cold it is
I really don't I do like how cold it is here, too. I often is way too. I hate the weather. I hate the weather
I hate, like, driving everywhere, not a fan.
I love you. A month from now in the UK gets like really nice warmth. I'm perfectly fine with it.
Does it ever get humid here?
I'd say it's kind of humid. Like, when it gets really hot, it's not as humid as Austin, though. That's a different level.
W viewbot? Oh my god, Chad. Type one of your viewbot.
Bro, I saw yesterday we've got viewbotting allegations. I haven't even been online.
Yeah.
They sketch up.
I'll do a PC check. I'll do a PC check. Whatever I gotta do.
We should do a PC check, honey. Type full and full if you're a ball.
Type 505 if you like cheeseburgers.
That is what I'm gonna say.
That is what I'm gonna say.
Oh, is that?
Oh, is there?
Yes, I stopped you, honey.
Okay.
Thank you.
Because we're, Jordan is not good for you.
And I hold it.
I'm just for you.
Okay.
Okay, there they go. They're all typing.
Chat, you can't all type that.
You're not all bots, bro.
You're just wishing that poor lady get out of war, shot.
Well.
OK, again, I told you I'd crack one here.
Oh, you want me to get it?
Oh.
Did he just?
So we're getting the taxi, even though he wanted the taxi?
Just do it.
I don't have any discussions.
Oh, I don't have any.
We don't have cash.
Oh, you have $18,000.
Cart?
Oh, yeah, can you get cash? He said we have to get cash.
I don't have cash. I have a card with me.
Yeah, it's at 8am.
I only have Apple Bear.
Huh?
I only have Apple Bear. I only have my wallet.
Uh, okay. Oh, good.
Oh, my God.
All right, hold on.
There's no other Christmas here.
What do you mean, you only have cash?
Yeah, there's no card?
No, no, I don't have the machine machine.
I am there. I don't have the machine.
You have a card machine, please?
No, I don't have the machine.
Okay, how much how much just just a little okay?
Okay, wait here
Yeah, that can't be legal.
Yeah, that's the fuck is that.
I said don't get taxis.
Yeah.
I try to, like, don't get taxis.
Well, I think low-key the ones that were in the taxi
rank are green ones.
Maybe they're a bit safe.
Oh, man.
That can't be real.
I don't believe that that's real.
Let me take Uber in Paris.
Yeah, we'll do that.
I don't know. I sure I'd say like joining Tatexies because of this shit and that you guys want to do taxies
Did you just say to him let's go this is my idea?
Let's just stick with this.
Let's just say this is my idea.
I said I'm good at Paris. Stick with taxes.
What do we do? There's an idea.
What do you mean an idea?
There's not. There's not.
Okay.
Alright, they work. Can you go back?
Thank you so much.
Okay, thank you, sorry.
I won't be much.
It's fine if it's just us.
Yeah, thank you, sir.
Wait, is that... is that normal?
That is stupid.
Wait, I did.
That's why I said always take taxis.
You never know.
Wait.
Is that on us?
No.
No, it's like a dickhead.
I signed in McFinn that says catch only.
I would be.
I don't know, pre-ride. I think whoever suggested that would come is not.
He only drove away because we had the catch of dead-ass. Up being dead-ass.
Otherwise it would have been a scam?
Yeah, I mean, what?
Oh, they said no, he's scamming. It's not our deal. Wait, if you're friends with a trap type one.
Is that illegal?
Oh, they said it's illegal for taxes in France to refuse credit cards.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why I just said, like, three times is that legal?
Oh.
Wait, say one in French, it goes for real.
Yeah, oh, they said it's illegal.
Say one in French.
He's just avoiding taxes.
Uh, most of them always said one, though.
Ben, everyone that said one.
Oh, wait, now they're all from the...
Wait!
I hate that.
Yeah, I didn't even get to do it tonight.
Put it in the middle.
I asked you if there was anything I didn't do.
Okay.
Wait, what the fuck was that?
That was crazy, no?
Dude, I felt so bad.
I didn't feel bad.
Oon, oon, oon.
Yeah, just...
It's illegal for taxis in Paris to refuse credit card payments
under French law, they're a quadric,
except bank card.
They're not regardless of the fare amount
while grants make claim that machines are broken through a cash...
Yeah, that's what he said, he said...
He said taxis to avoid taxes.
He said he didn't bring it.
That's what he said.
So they're just using it to avoid taxes.
Let's ask Ludwig.
But this weird, oh, but I guess because we had the camera,
then he also didn't want to say, oh, nevermind,
he found it because then it would show that he's evading.
I knew that before, but not one time.
Oh!
I don't think that's what I said, but it's not illegal.
I think that's fairly obvious.
That's what's with that taxi.
Yeah.
You're not fucking funny.
Wait, oh, I still feel sad.
I look at the sale.
Oh, look, show, show, show.
Thank you!
Oh, fuck this.
Oh, it's time. It's time, Zoya.
Can we get something like, actually good?
Well, yes, but we have to try through cuisine.
No, they have big snails and smoke snails.
Big snail. Hello!
Um, inside probably, because it's a little warmer.
Thank you so much.
I'm so excited.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
Is it okay if we could face the camera this way so it's all in there?
Yeah, we'll get it over there.
Thank you.
Oh wait, sir.
So can we stay actually here so we were with
I just okay that way we're not disrupting. Oh, we don't want to interrupt
That way we're not we don't
That's okay for you.
Thank you.
That's good.
Just don't knock to the table.
Absolutely.
Okay.
Oh.
Be careful.
Yes.
Okay.
Thank you.
be careful yes okay guys I did not realize how cool it is in this restaurant
it is it is like it is like a fucking library in here oh my god I mean it's
not bad there's tables though the umbilis is very nice it's beautiful
Okay, we already know what it wants.
Oh my God, our law passes.
We'll be yapping away.
We need to get as good as...
Oh, frog legs.
Frog legs?
I think I know what a thank you tradition is for, though.
Like, on the menu.
Look, this is a nice knife.
Like, like this knife.
It says, chat.
Ooh, I don't like the way you're looking at that knife.
You've been here a little too long.
It's quite nice.
Did you not see that?
Did you not see that?
I'm very down to try the frog legs.
I think I've had frog legs before.
And you're going to try the escargot.
I mean, look, it just tastes like chicken.
And you remember this one?
So, we drove in the Uber for you. You can't drive one snail.
Okay, there's a thing called a big snail. Can we please don't get that?
Because I think I've got one.
Oh my God, wait a minute. Hold on, wait. There's an XXL snail.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm serious. I want you to know that.
It's XXL.
It's a bike saddle, right here.
I wonder what it tastes like, though.
Yeah, rubber.
You think?
Yes.
Oh, they have black trouble snails. That sounds kind of good. No. Come on, we have to get one giant
medicine. It's like a final boss.
We should just get a traditional recipe.
What do you think?
Six piece traditional.
Dunger foie gras, please.
They're all saying get the garlic butter ones. Because those are the best.
Oh, you can get the six. It's a mixed plate.
Okay.
So we can try a mixed plate.
No, dunger foie gras.
Why?
Because I don't like how I get it.
You said you don't even want to eat that.
No, but I saw everybody other than my pumping like fat down into ducks,
and ducks, and it doesn't even be for a really gross, and I can't eat it now.
You can eat it if you want.
It's making me quite sad.
I'll try it.
I don't like it.
If you can have it for me.
You can get close to him with a hat like that.
What is wrong with you?
Why did you just buzz kill the whole thing?
What was that?
I'm not trying to hear you anymore.
It's the way you're cut off.
You can only go to London.
That's it.
You're cut off everywhere else.
It's like, if I'd broke one of my eyes,
and imagine if it was an eye son,
they would have a horse taking him down.
I'm not one to eat the horse taking him down.
Not a horse.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Well, how do you go to hell with your horse?
My eye's eating from Tesco.
It's back in 2019.
U.E. Lamb?
U.E. Lamb?
Yeah, I love it.
I'm sorry.
It's all in a duck, but you...
Yeah, well, if you've seen how they go,
you make four guards quite sad.
Lens are babies.
They're very forcefully deductible.
Wems are babies, they're babies.
Yeah, but that'd be, it tastes good.
Miracle 95.
Holy fuck, bro.
That's Tesco horse meat joke, no, no, no.
Tesco has worked me, they've worked me.
Yeah, back in 2017, I think.
Well, they actually did.
There was a transomance of horse meat found
in the meat products.
Okay, to be fair, Chad, Chad, you gotta think,
it's like, when you go to different places,
there's foods that are like,
traditional for that place if that makes sense and like when we had a horse in
Iceland type of move you agree horse is like a traditional food there like they
don't have a lot of cows and stuff there so they would eat horse so if I go
into the country and I shit on the reading that I'm kind of an asshole
because like who am I that's what they can't eat you eat less cream like it's
I think Asim is disgusting to any child.
Fermented Chard.
Fermented Chard tastes pretty good though.
No, fermented Chard.
Anything fermented kind of gets gross.
Fermented Chard is the worst thing.
Nasty.
Kimchi's great.
It's really good.
Kimchi's amazing.
That's gross.
I can't do that.
Oh sorry, I'm kicking you.
I love Kimbap.
Okay, so let's get it soft to it.
I think we get the mixed plate of sales.
The thing is, there's XXL snails, but there,
it's 30 euros per six.
I don't want six XXL, I only want one.
I don't want six XXL snails, I don't care.
It's not as hard as you might think.
You just want one.
The thing is, I just don't know what even XXL snail,
that sounds so good, doesn't it?
I'm really, I think I'm really wanting to get on with one.
Whoa, somebody in chat just said,
sending your Asian, your people eat bugs.
What the fuck does that mean?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You didn't have like bugs and stuff like that, excuse me,
but what the fuck does that mean?
Don't, he's right that.
Now, all of us, no, no, no, no, no, you're not annoying.
This is right how the morning people are working,
and then they all come out of the woodwork
every time somebody says something,
I'm gonna say he's like, it's so annoying.
Yeah, it's so annoying, bro, there they go.
EU fucking chatter, that's all they do.
All right.
Let's get the next plate, and then let's get the XXL.
And then what regular food do you want?
Oh, sorry.
What regular food do you want?
They have like more main horses.
Do you guys want to try wine here?
Probably the Herb Crusted Seabass for that.
Is it a wine good in Paris?
I don't know how good it'll be here.
Do they have a wine menu?
Oh actually it's simple.
I see someone in need of a band.
Oh, Chad.
What?
He said what?
He saw someone in need of a band?
Yeah.
Was it the person who said, hey, dog?
Yeah.
Why did they get through?
Why did that go through?
A lot of time went out.
No Chad, question.
Do I get the, um, sea bream?
The fuck happened there?
Or do I get the crust of bat filet?
Sorry.
What's up to you?
What are you doing?
Snails.
And frog legs.
I'm not gonna have crumbler.
Did I?
I got incumbler.
Did you look at the menu at all?
Oh, that's strange.
Yeah, I mean, unless you want to make one, just do it.
Send it to me, I have to try this.
We'll get to it.
What is that?
It's like, um, there's like a little, uh, pastry stacked up like this.
Okay, we can get it.
We want it well.
Chad, do you have any other recommendations?
Like, is there any French food that's like, you have to try it?
Or wine?
wine because there's a lot of like they had appetizer wine I didn't know that
was a thing
an apple wine bottle do you all have free wine for your wine in France
one of everything get french fries they said French no no no
The sign, the sign on the shop shop.
French fry.
This is what I came for.
What the fuck?
Oh, I've got a way to do this.
For you to fix.
Oh, um, yes.
Do you have any wine recommendations?
I read.
Yes.
Do you want something light, something strong, something...
Fruity, just tell me what you're looking for.
Let's get something fruity.
Fruity sounds good.
He's fruity.
He's fruity like we show them.
Yeah, fruity like.
Uh, yes, please.
Uh, I'll just get a peanut.
Okay, thank you so much.
I don't like the way he did that.
We're trying out the wines.
We say, oh, we want fruity, we want this.
And this one goes, I'll just get a peanut.
Thanks.
Look at him, boozy ass and wine-ass bitch.
Do you know?
I'm snitching.
Rosie, when he left the US the first time
in to go back to Australia, he went to hang out with his friends,
and he texted a group chat with me and watched it.
And he said, made it back home.
And it's him and a pair of slacks sitting with his other friends
that are wearing slacks, drinking wine.
That's lovely.
I hate this.
I hate this.
I hate this.
Have you been so much with me?
No.
They're great bodies.
What?
We're going to go for some food from the
the region of the world in France.
It's called the Sommar.
Sommar made by the castle of Fouquet.
So this one is a...
Fouquet.
This one is a new flash.
This was made in 2021.
Can I have some?
Fuck it.
I hope that. I actually like that name. It sounds like fuck it.
It does, right?
We have stupid Americans. We all have it. It's very nice.
He's trying to release him from the rights, but he's trying to...
For a red one from, well...
I mean, 2021, so he gets more texture.
Oh, thanks.
He's very nice.
Fuck it.
Nope.
You're never going to unhear right now.
That's good.
Oh, yes, please.
Can we go to the motel?
Um, uh, just say again, sir, sorry.
What's on the top of what's on the bottom?
Uh, bottle's fine.
Um, still, please.
Still, please.
Thank you.
I like the fact that guy laughed at that.
He was like, you're gonna fuck it.
He goes, dude, okay, so this is what Rosie did.
He sent a photo to me and watch, and it was him holding a glass of wine with two of his
and he's wearing slacks, and he's like,
I made it back to Australia.
Can I talk like, you?
Do your friends wear slacks when they hang out?
No, no, no.
The boys do, yeah.
Dude, I hate roses so much.
Uh, yeah.
You got a lonely body.
You said fuck anyone.
Yes.
You said love me.
You're good.
You're good.
Good thank you so much
What do you recommend like main course wise do you think the sea brain or the sea bass
Okay. Okay, cool. Thank you.
Another question. How big are the XXL, uh, S-Card call?
So imagine you just have to come on a size S about one, uh,
by and down to, uh, a smaller, actually, between, uh, one from
five, or two from three down. Okay, so it's not, like, that much bigger.
So do we need to try the XXL? No.
No, they're not that, I thought they were, like, the classic size.
Guys, could we do the mixed plate?
Oh, sorry.
Okay, I think the soft chili would be best.
Yeah, the mixed, could we do the six pieces please?
And then also the frog legs as well.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, could I please get the fillet?
I'm sorry.
Do you want to know?
Let her know.
The sea bass fillet?
Yeah.
Is this a sparrows for that?
Or is it a keeper?
Oh, yeah, and can we do a duck leg also, please?
Thank you so much.
Oh yes, that's perfect.
Do you want something?
Yes please.
No, it's their accent.
No, no.
I think my friends are playing a trick on me.
No, it's their accent.
Don't worry.
Uh, M-A-T-T-E-R-D-A-D-E-E.
This...
That was hard.
That was so good.
It's okay. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
You make me want to kill myself.
So, you know what was really pissing me off?
Because the entire time you're going, what's a matter, daddy?
Lucy's like this.
Bitch, why are you doing that?
Yeah, you're really loud.
I know, wow.
Why are you doing that?
Isn't it just this?
You got chug grip.
What do you mean chug grip?
I'm not spilling it.
That's what I'm doing.
Why?
But what does air-raining do?
No, it allows more oxygen to get into it, but why not open up the wine a bit more?
It opens it up a bit more.
Okay.
You're gonna spill it, you're gonna spill it.
And what are we not spilling it?
Put it on the thing.
Oh, I spilled it. I spilled it.
I spilled it. I spilled it.
You're a lamp. You're a lamp.
I spilled it, and he looked right at me.
I spilled it.
Oh, thank you so much.
Do you know how to start doing this?
It's like whenever I was in Japan, I'd say thank you, and I'd go like this, I'd say thank you.
And everywhere I go, I keep doing that. I do it now in America, too.
I'm just like, you know, I'm sort of dying.
Bro, listen.
My child knows me so much. I say don't read him, and I always read him, and that was talking about how I'm not reading him, but I'm reading him.
What do you want to say? You want to respond to say, oh look, what do you want to respond to?
The fact that you're saying I'm not reading you? Say something actually, you're conversational. Say something.
He's saying you guys don't say something of substance is what he's saying.
What's he saying, right?
Oh, thank you so much.
It's frog legs.
Thank you so much.
Do you like escargot?
Yeah.
Ooh, I think we've never had it before.
My every day be like that, okay?
Okay.
It's a special occasion.
It's the same.
Women, women.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You grab the snaglet this way,
and then you dig in here.
You have to use this in it? No. You get the snail and you grab it and then you'll get
the best fork and you'll dig inside the shell and get the meat on. Okay and we have a bunch
of different flavors too. You're not going to try one. I'm just going to try one. Because
The one I wanted was in one of the next place.
What was the one you wanted?
I was chilling.
Oh.
No problem.
Thank you so much.
My god, you had us to better get this one off.
You weren't going to break it.
We had to call a saboteur like he.
He was tough.
He had a run.
I know.
He was really tough.
You're not going to spill your wine.
I'm not spilling it.
Do you like this?
I'm not going to lie.
I was doing nothing.
I don't understand why people do this. What is this for?
It opens up the wine. It adds air into it.
And it gives the notes more full body to it.
Okay.
This one does have a great body.
There you go.
Probably.
But if you do it too much, you ruin it.
Then you go in.
How does that make any sense?
What?
Hmm.
It smells exactly like how it was poured.
It doesn't taste any different.
Everybody.
You know, Stacey, you didn't weigh too much, bro.
I don't understand why people drink wine.
Any time I've ever had it, does cheap stuff and good stuff taste the same?
It doesn't. I don't like wine, but that's really nice.
That's what I was.
You don't think it tastes the same?
No, they're all retweeted. They're literally retweeted.
Oh, you don't think so much about it?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Oh, they're retweeting. They're literally retweeting.
Oh, you don't say so much about yourself.
Oh my god, this person's pretty.
No, this peanut is so much nicer.
This is nicely light, buddy. I do like that.
It's great for the sensitive tongue.
That's good, bro.
Try that. That isn't different.
Pinky out.
I'm a thin handle of peanut.
You know what that tastes like? It tastes so good.
Am I reading it?
You can taste the talons more than that. You can taste the talons a little.
What the fuck is a tannin?
This one smells like leather.
You don't think so?
It doesn't smell like.
I don't. I genuinely do not get it.
Wine is like...
chat, chat.
Wine doesn't taste the same.
Only white wine never tastes different.
Okay, I can't finish that glass though.
If Rosie you want it, then Rosie's gonna be fucking wasted.
That's fine. Rosie wasted is always funny on camera.
Rosie, I'm telling you right now, that glass is send to you.
There's so much in it. Wine sends me.
Yeah, wine. Wine and wine.
Well, I had one glass of meat.
I had a glass of meat at the rental, and I was gone.
I had a glass of meat at the rental.
Let's get lit.
Come on, you don't want to get a little lit.
I should have.
Stop saying Senate 2x, why not?
Bro, that's not a good email. That's terrible email.
Wait, I'm ruining the law.
Someone said I'm more of a twisted tea person.
But cheers, mate.
No, no, this is actually annoying.
Can you do this?
Do that again.
Okay, we'll need you to do it.
Okay, ready?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Actually, I should have said I love it.
How does it look?
It has lovely notes.
I love these notes.
Four on four.
What?
Four on four.
Let me know, try it.
What do you taste in there?
What notes do I taste?
What's standing up for you?
U-Bins.
U-Bins, give the five-seven in your...
I can't believe you're gonna give the five.
U-Bins, W with the five, give the eight, thank you so much.
I won on a VRChat day with a...
I'm in a city right now, I'm in a country.
Shout out.
W, U-Bins with the five.
This wasn't the person that was sitting on the table in VRChat
and asking if you would chase them, is it?
Not before.
That was Katmama.
Um, anyways, yeah, the notes are delicious, and this wine is...
Lovely.
Lovely.
Lovely. Uh, it's a nice white floating glass.
Dude, dude, that...
Oh my God, I need to find the photo that he sent us.
No chat, chat.
He's sitting there with the biggest dude in the world.
He has his leg...
You know how you crush your leg like this?
His leg is across his other leg.
He's holding a glass of wine like this.
She's put it in front of him.
He's wearing slacks.
He never wears slacks.
And he's wearing, there's like two of these things.
Can you just go into a graduation thing?
Graduation.
Like a college graduation thing.
Someone else.
He's like, he's just like.
He's in college?
Yeah, you're not like your buddy.
He's like, you're in the middle of a school.
Give me out, give me out, give me out.
You're in the city.
Alright, where are your vestiges?
He said, hat inside, you're still Australian.
I don't want to meet up with you, then.
Can we go meet you then?
What's a you then?
Cosme, it's gonna be fine, so I'm supposed to be on time.
Well, you know, I felt left out, because you'll go for a raise.
So I put my hat on, and then she put the raise off,
and then she put the raise on my hat.
I don't look like a fucking idiot.
You're doing like an idiot.
You're really biased.
That was a good beret.
Boy, is that a little dumb, Marius?
You always do it when you're dumb, though.
Dude, Boy, he's actually pissing me off.
And he keeps doing this.
I'm really going to be fucking mad.
You're a little drunk.
It's not new here, are you, brother and sister?
Yeah.
We could be.
Would you mind if I told you something?
No, it was just a little weird, because I'm younger than him,
You just hanging around my school.
What do you think you were telling me?
You look like 60.
Are you fucking serious?
Yeah, but you're like, looking like a girl.
What?
That's not a trade-off.
He's verified. He's actually verified.
Somebody thought I was 21, and you can't just say gilf.
Oh my God, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry.
Did Harry Silver just read to me?
They said gilf, but not the F part. So it's just gilf.
You're gilf.
Gilf, gilf, granny, granny, I like.
Granny, I like.
I don't know what a gilf is in my life.
You see, he looks like the chariot now.
Harry, thank you, Harry.
Oh, okay. Well, Ben will load guys in my chat.
Hang them up. Old and Ben.
Are you seeing the email in my chat?
Hang them up. Old and Ben.
Pause. See you later, buddy.
See you, Shama. Catch you later. Have fun.
Slotha, never see you again.
He might.
Yeah, see you later.
Hey, American, what's your voice?
All right, have fun.
Hey, lower your fucking voice, okay?
You're being a loud American.
Stop it.
No, no one else wants to continue the pipe train for where the water is.
Guys, you are annoying me.
You are annoying me.
Okay, you'll be allowed.
Can I be honest?
I'm already feeling a little bit of this wine.
Yeah, that's why I'm starting to feel funny.
You're not fucking...
I don't like the way he said that.
I don't like the way, I don't like the way he said that.
He's the way he said that.
It's a lovely body, yeah?
I don't like, I don't like that though.
It's quite a full-bodied.
Oh my god, you're bleeding in, Catherine.
So be it, Catherine.
So be it, girl.
Catherine is a...
Minecraft game.
No, it's not.
They're all saying, try Absinthe. Try Absinthe.
You know how Absinthe?
No.
What's Absinthe?
Oh, you said Absinthe.
You...
We have immune...
Have you ever had immune signs?
Yeah.
Basically, immune signs.
Okay, so you've had...
I think immune signs probably were worse than in Absinthe.
I think Absent is at 95%
I haven't had Mewgine, I've had
Do they have Absent here?
Yeah, oh yeah, sir, in Australia
It's illegal
You've had a shop called an ABC shop, it's my favorite
There's a little bit of Absent, a little bit of Bacardi, a little bit of Compact
Because that's why he's an alcoholic
And like
That's your favorite, Sean
But they banned it, because it's illegal
It's illegal, it's illegal
But like, it's so free, because you have three?
I'm like, I'm good
Three?
He's an alcoholic, right?
The way you have the way.
What is this fucking evil they're doing?
I don't wish that Gin was here.
I need to front the child.
Will you see that evil?
No, see, gosh.
No, I don't.
I did not.
I've got a million yaksics in my chat.
I've got a million yaksics in my chat.
I've got a million yaksics in my chat.
So now I've got a million yorks six of my channel.
As you saw through on Salad Nadia.
Thank you for that.
Because I work out at a restaurant.
I ordered some sea bream.
And I might also try some frog legs and a snail.
Where's your sumi?
It smells really good, Lucky.
I'm really scared to eat this and I hope that.
Frog legs should be pretty good.
I had some meat just right near a white boy here.
Wine time.
I'm ready.
That was so annoying.
Bro, I'm gonna clean my VIPs.
I don't understand.
Why does Zolk have to switch so much for his role?
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you so much. Sorry.
Just be careful for the snail.
The metal plates, it's very, very hot.
Okay, don't test it.
Awesome.
So for the mix, this is the traditional one.
You can pass it.
The two black truffles.
And this is the foie gras snail.
No, sorry.
Black truffles and foie gras.
Ooh, okay.
Okay, so two, two and two.
Traditional truffles and foie gras.
Got you.
Thank you so much.
Appreciate it.
Okay.
You think of the five-inch sauce, I appreciate it.
What is this?
That's bread?
Okay, here's the snail.
What do you say, too normal, too foie gras, too truffle?
And that's the frog legs.
What have you got there?
Toast.
Texas Toast.
Okay, wait.
I'll try the snail. No, I won't.
What little golf you like to do?
It does. Okay, can we show them this first?
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, there we go, these are the frog legs, I look, I don't like that I
can see the little feet, because I like frog feet. I think frog feet are kind of cute.
Look at the snails bro, I can't eat this.
I'll take a tour of the weather spoons. You can eat this.
You're not only looking from up's toes. I like their little toes.
Who was in Paris?
Who was in Paris?
Who was in Paris?
Is there another resident?
Who was in Paris?
All three of us.
Oh, you're gone.
No, it's only one.
He's irradiate every time. Pinkie up.
Okay, I'll try the frog leg. Can you film me if I drop the chat?
Can you film me if I drop the chat?
Double film?
If you can. You don't have to.
Just take the ball.
Oh yes, we just take the ball, yes.
Pinkie on, keep cutting the thank yous.
Jack, cheers.
Cheers.
Can we try the frog like that?
That is a lovely point in the sentence.
No.
The frog that looks more horrible, hey kid.
Okay, everybody grab a frog leg.
No, come here.
Oh my god, it's slimy.
My god, it's like he's wearing pants.
No.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Okay.
Okay, are you ready?
Everybody grab one.
Time's up.
Oh, thank you so much.
Ooh, more bread.
Thank you.
Let me try to bread it real quick. Let me try to bread it in the sauce.
Oh my god.
Is that good?
Okay ladies and gentlemen, cheers to Frog Legs.
Hello, my baby. Hello, honey. Hello, my right-hand gal.
Are you ready?
Look, you know...
We're having this like fish.
The texture is like fish, yeah.
Very salty.
Yeah.
The texture is like fish.
Well, that's embarrassing, isn't it?
That's like embarrassing.
I'm so sorry it just tastes very salty, and I'm not much if I ever
I mean said it's gonna eat a little bit of his calf
It just tastes like chicken the texture is very chicken
It's fine chicken. It's like a mix between chicken and cod. That's what yes
It's a mix between chicken and cod. That's a good good way to put it. I don't read it. It's not very appetizing
You thought it would not fit over
It's alright, I'm just not much of an answer in there, I'll put that in the comment.
Chicken? Yeah, it is very chickeny, I think.
It tastes of, it tastes of fish, it tastes of cod, it's a bit extra of cod and chicken.
And then, quite salty and pestle-y.
I don't like the fire one.
I didn't try the cod, I only tried the fire.
I always said I like it, I'm a little fire-y.
Thank you so much.
I'm a little more of a fire guy.
I wish you could have a brush, of course.
This is definitely a pie, thank you, short.
What did you just say?
The first thing that I was feeding your mouth, I wish it was.
What?
I was going to say, I keep grabbing Ray's little toes, they're supposed to be.
But it's making me sad.
I mean, certainly, it's like this oil or butter is being picked up, it's quite lovely.
It's going to be a brag.
Okay, what do you write in the chat?
I think, okay, this thing I've noticed, like for example, frog legs, or the last time I
ever came here as cargo, it's a lot more butter-based, like, I don't know, is that normal, like most
like frog legs or anything, it's so heavy on the butter and seasoning, like, there's
all you taste.
That's all it is.
Yeah.
That's all it really is.
They gave me a wipe, but how can we get that off your hands?
Okay.
I'll get KFC wipes, I'll just smell just like them.
The KFC by Lemon Wipe.
I do.
That's not good.
I love the smell of these, bro.
The toes are cheesier.
I like the thighs.
You sucked on the frog fin.
Yeah, I didn't have.
I thought it would hit a little more.
He said it was cheesy, but it wasn't cheesy.
I am noticing it's a lot of butter I can't eat the smell really our Rosie is
on us
Let me just see it. Let me see the flip.
That pretentious ass. Thank you.
Okay.
That's the snail. Shall we look?
Can we see?
Let me just see what it's like in there.
I'm sorry I can't do it.
Get that one.
I'm sorry I can't do it.
I'm sorry I can't do it.
I'm sorry I can't do it.
Okay, I don't think this is that bad.
I do feel kind of sad, but he was trying to chill it in the show.
You need a small fork. I think she dropped it.
Wait, wait, wait.
I forgot. Sorry, sorry.
Did you have a second one?
No, no, no.
It really is just like a wantrump.
Shut up.
It is okay. It's the same. It's a land trim, bro
You're pushing it in deep
Outwards, okay
But you're taking it you're taking it
Scoop it you just
Just you're digging in deeper
Oh, so I'll get it.
Oh.
Pop it out.
Oh, I'm still okay.
Do you guys like these?
Really?
I love you.
Cheers.
I can't smell you.
Yes, I'm excited.
What would you compare it to?
Nothing.
It's perfect.
Cheers.
Actually like that.
You know what?
It's good.
It's really good.
Yeah.
It is like a lot more.
Yes.
It is like a lot more curvy.
I actually like that.
You don't like it.
I'm good, Karen.
It's a bit like a plate still, but like a whole one.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now do you chew them normally, or do you just eat them swallow, like oysters?
Oh.
Or should you just throw them at them?
Swallow them.
How do you do that?
Is it chewing for five minutes?
I actually like that.
Okay.
Which one's not the frog all along? I'll try it.
Because I don't, I can't do the frog.
These are the chili.
No, there's black truffle and wagara.
These are fokwara. These are chili.
No, there's black truffle in there.
Yes, and then two more chili.
I'm trying to steal it.
No, no chili, no chili.
Oh. Just cut one in half so you can have them.
That's wagara.
Okay, ready?
So, is he going to do the shot?
That one, that one's good.
It smells like, it smells like a mushroomy on a very earthy.
It's troublesome.
It's troublesome.
It's troublesome.
It's troublesome.
I want to think about it.
Until what?
Before.
Do you want to try the trouble one?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
Do you want this?
No, no, you don't.
Here, here, I'll give you a piece.
It might be the sack.
I can't allow it.
You dropped it in the boar.
Look at that, that's fucking wild.
You look like it.
I'm actually having one job, brother, I'm having one job.
I was like a fucking spass in there now.
Okay, Jack, everybody cheers.
Can I cut some off? I can't do a lot.
Give me some of that worth it.
No, no, no, no, no, cut it for me.
No, no, no, cut it for me.
She did it, she did it, she did it.
Thank you.
I don't know if I like this one.
You know what? It's not bad.
It's not more than good.
It's fine.
I'm chewing it for too long though. I'm chewing it for too long.
I initially thought it wasn't good, but it's good.
I'm chewing it for too long?
I've never done it.
I'm chewing it for too long.
You know what? That one has less of an ugly taste to me.
Can I be honest?
Yeah.
That one was harder as well, I think.
It was.
It felt like there was a lot more.
It has nothing to do with taste.
I'm a very, I think I just can't detect it.
That's why I can't do raw fish.
It's like, the taste is good.
The texture is so nasty.
OK.
I'm a big texture guy.
That's why I clean.
I just can't detect it.
This is like when NMP was in France, like years ago.
And you got to add cargo.
He's like borderline vomiting as well as that no
Okay, so no to the trouble one
Okay, so don't like funky or feminine tastes that's what I'm like
kimchi
I'm crazy. I love kimchi. It's so good. I
I didn't learn mushrooms for a long time. I can only eat mushrooms with a very thin slice.
That's cool. Okay.
Alright ladies and gentlemen, the last one to try.
Do you want it?
You don't have to eat it if you don't want to.
I have to do it.
But when in Paris, when in Petit, when in Buddy France,
now this is the one that I'm not excited about.
It's fau gras.
What is that again?
Don't ask.
Here we are.
It's almost a French food but it's a British food.
I think a lot of French food, a British food is a rice and French food.
So I wanted to use French food.
I had a hash-y parament here, as I was called.
And it's like a low-key, but a shepherd's pie when we count.
That shit is big.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Foghra.
Okay, I like the shells.
I'll put them in a dishwasher and take them home.
I don't know what I would do with them, but I just don't want them.
Here is yours.
Yours is right there, no?
Yeah.
Is there anyone you can eat in the snails?
They don't, wait, they're all so ill with me, okay?
Wait, they don't like it.
They said, back up, back up.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Hmm, and dare I say, merci.
Merci? Is it salut?
Salut.
I didn't try the spaghetti. I want to give that a go.
All right. It's time.
Oh, look at that crunch.
Ladies and gentlemen, did I hate him so much?
He'd actually enjoy the baguette.
Oh, my God.
Go fuck yourself.
Listen to that.
Okay.
With his cheers in French.
Si.
Chat with his cheers in French.
Salut.
Salut.
Hello.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, what's good, Andy?
How are you, mate?
Yeah, that wasn't no for me.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Yeah, try it, try it, try it, try it.
No, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
nope, nope, give me a second, just give me a second.
Mm, oh my God.
What is it?
Oh
He does a duck them and it's now shit
Okay, I
Can't lie
The what?
That isn't acquired taste and I'm quiet. I mean you eat dirt some rocks
You have acquired that taste when eating dirt
I'm a Japanese
I've been good for long before but that one was on it
Huh
Yeah
lovely combo
Here's the problem
I don't think I can get drunk in Paris now
because I get drunk
And then I'm
I eat snails it's gonna fuck my stomach
This
Salute actually cheers
Do we do another glass of wine?
If you want.
Do you want another glass of wine?
I'll get a glass. I'm assuming calories.
I just love my ears. Good wine.
Salute!
Okay.
Well?
Thank you very much for getting my sake.
You're the head of the subs, by the way. I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
It's not true, it is.
Wait, what did you say?
Sorry, sorry, Rosé.
Which hardware is that?
Oh, Rosé's thing.
What hardware is that?
Do they have Rosé's?
Sure.
Ladies and gentlemen,
overall, as cargo, not my thing.
I like the first one.
Okay, it's the same one I filled with the Froglets.
It's carried by the butter.
Am I wrong?
I like the first one better.
What did you say Rosie?
I like the first snail the most but I think it was carried by the others.
Yeah, like I thought when I try it, it's like heavily dependent upon what it's flavored with.
And by itself as a snail, it tastes like as if I went outside and ate a worm from the ground.
It's good. Yeah, it's good to have you off smell baby. They told you. No, I don't you didn't even listen when I said you did
I didn't listen when I said you chose to listen
I was really much out
First time in a while
Chat talk about what if you want
I want to play Tamadachi Life 7
It kind of tastes like I'm eating a slug of water
It's kind of like her. It's just an interesting way of doing it.
I've had a heavy BJ before though, lovely.
What's that? Is it good?
Why are we acting weird? Why don't we just grab a fuck up?
Yeah, why don't we pretend like we're cameras that have bare sacks?
No, okay, that's... that's besides the point, so...
We were just good with sex habits, weren't we?
That is besides the point.
If you're eating animal, you're a technically...
Don't worry.
Do you want what you eat?
I'm gonna eat snails.
See, we're all big, foamy snails.
That one got a summoner's style.
Welcome back.
I was just saying welcome back from the lunch break.
I hope it was great.
My God, he didn't hear me at first.
I was so embarrassed.
the one who asked him what the matter daddy was.
Yeah, he didn't matter.
He didn't know what the matter was.
Yeah.
He spoke to daddy.
Then the worst part was, the worst part was, is that he tried to spell it out because
he thought that matter daddy was, it was a language barrier.
He thought there was a language barrier.
He genuinely tried to be a good professor, asking what a matter daddy is.
Yeah, what is it?
What's the matter daddy?
Well, to now, smile to you.
Get ready to spend a hell of a load.
Get a honk away, thinking of a primate.
Three, two, one.
you
you
Also, we need to talk about whatever happened with Rosie.
Rosie, first of all, Rosie got called a crumb in the worst way in chat, took the time to
read it, failed at the reload because the bag didn't restart.
I'm really sure it took that guy's credit cards.
Well, you should have known that.
Yeah, I wanted it really bad.
This is a holy one minute reel.
Rosie, you should get a tape one, bro.
I'm down.
Oh, yeah, you missed that.
Zola was telling me you should get a tape one.
I want one of them.
You should get one.
I want one of them.
I'll be beatin'.
I'll have to move one of them.
Don't look them down, huh?
Is this somewhere in my heart?
Yeah.
I think we're in the middle of reviewing this somehow this one is a herby bj and you sort of don't want to give me a tape work
We're in a fine dining establishment in the middle of Paris and there's just about bj's and tape work
And then they even call it in snails and they even call it in snails if I find a dining room
I have a question
Can we ever check the price of the wine?
Nope
You never do that.
Why?
For a gloss, it's bougie with butter.
Twenty, twenty year, baby.
You never check it.
Max, max, max.
For a gloss, max, twenty year.
That's a lot, isn't it?
That's what I think.
It was made in twenty, twenty one.
It's max, twenty year.
And also, why did this motherfucker see you never check the price?
I'm gonna give this one.
Take the gloss.
Take the bill.
Who is this bougie with butter?
I tell you, we don't, we don't know who he is. We don't.
Because when he laughs at us, he's here drinking twisted teas, throwing patent vodka shots with friends.
Well, he's in Australia. He's drinking wine, eating brain cheese.
He's got body shots off of me.
Yeah.
And he's eating brain cheese back in Australia.
I'm afraid.
Do you only go to fine dining places in Australia?
No.
Right for the time of night.
All my friends are actually in the lawyers.
What am I supposed to do?
You said what?
All my friends are in the lawyers.
Oh, I'm sorry. What about your two friends, who are she was?
They're all engineers. They went to school.
I didn't go to school. I dropped out.
I also went to school when I had an associate's in engineering.
That's a fancy way of saying I didn't finish it.
Excuse me, I have a PhD in Matadote.
What is it about a daddy?
So, you don't deserve to hang out with the engineers and the lawyers.
Loki, no, if you think about the AFTA students, they're irrelevant.
That's true. Okay, if you think about it, yes, sure.
He's come to creative things, engineering, life.
What do we do? We provide value into this world.
You don't create ideas. You don't create jobs.
You create problems, you need a face.
I don't like that he bit that little fucking piece of biscuit after he said that.
I love that.
You pretentious fuck.
Listen, either I start smelling it now,
or eat the smell of your water.
No, that's the smell I spit out in the other video.
Give me that one.
No, no, no.
Don't eat that.
If you're smelling your water, then it's actually a good hotel.
Please get it out.
Get it out of the fork so that they don't have to pick it up, please.
Yes, yes, thank you.
Yes, it was, thank you.
I think the traditional was the best one.
That's why I didn't try it, by the way.
Thank you.
Really? They always say the traditional is better.
It's the garlic butter.
It's all like, it's garlic butter herbs, something like that.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye.
Take care again.
They were so sweet.
You want to know what glass I'm wine?
No.
Would you like... I'm down.
Can I do one more glass of wine?
Yes, please.
And you want the same one?
I'm good.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
So we've got one...
Do you know one?
What's it called?
Yes, I think so.
Oh, the fuck it one.
Yeah, just...
Yeah, the fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Sorry.
That's a great one.
My good.
No, that's what it's called.
Guys, what it's called? It's good.
Thank you so much.
Can't be so fucking...
Have you never heard it called that before?
Oh, no.
I thought you had some decorum there.
Oh, sorry.
Guys, come on.
I guess you could say, excuse my French.
He liked that one.
He laughed.
He laughed.
He laughed.
He literally laughed.
He literally laughed when I said that.
He literally laughed at their ruffling.
I saw some ruffles go through the chat.
That's mad.
He laughed.
Instagram.
Hey, by the way, tomorrow might not be live because I'm moving down to Brighton.
But after that, I'm gonna be there for a while and we'll be back in a few desktops.
We'll be there in a while.
It'll be very nice.
I'm gonna check on the site to get a high one, which we stay here at night.
Sure, you're a good man.
Yeah, what's your language?
You're looking for a party now?
That is quite disturbing.
That guy laughed both times.
I said, Castle, fuck it.
He tickled.
Okay, yeah.
You're in your right arms.
It's okay.
Oh wait, I'm paying for those, I was paying for those.
Oh, they're all good, aren't they?
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
No, no, no.
See, that was me fake offering up, so I look like a good guy.
Why don't you don't pay for anything?
Ladies and gentlemen, type of one if you want Senator Pay.
Type two if you want Zola Pay.
And have a three if you want Rosie to shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, where's my sea bass when you're dark like?
You said what?
I might see that someone's without blood.
It's all the way in patient blood.
I've seen a lot of threes go live.
It's a weird line to write.
It does feel like the lobby,
the Hermhub of Expedition 33.
When you go through the manor,
the manor, you know?
That's what it's like.
That's the shit game.
Like, but they won that game of the year.
Like, we all won that.
So it will never pays.
Facts.
It's a little as good as his wallet.
Facts.
every time I get a Walmart, he goes,
oh, come on, fast.
I say sometimes, don't I?
He's all skin, rosy, other than Ninja Creamy, fast.
Do you guys still like ice cream?
Yeah, he does, yeah.
How are you, alone?
I do.
And you paid for it.
And you paid for it.
I got you lunch yesterday.
That is true, he did get lunch.
Okay.
Oh my God, Chad, I'm gonna tell you,
I'm like leaving parents, randomly,
because Sketch is supposed to be here today.
I'm like, I just get off the plane, no joke,
it was like five seconds.
I walk over to this Italian spot that we're gonna go to,
and Ivy walks out, and I'm like,
oh fuck, and she's with a family or whatever,
and she's like, Ivy, if you know Sketch, she's a girlfriend.
I love Ivy.
I love Ivy, she's the sweetest girl in the world,
and randomly just walked out,
We just happened to be in the same place at the exact same time and I was like, what the fuck?
And so we talked outside for a bit and she was so nice, bro. So nice to see her.
It's not a week. You guys have met. They've done couple streams together.
Thank you so much.
Ooh, so fancy.
No. Am I like the most annoying American you've ever met?
Yes.
I love him! You're great!
He said not really!
That's good, that's good!
That's great!
That's a tip.
He said he lied like shit.
Okay, ready?
I'm going to taste it non-airated.
No?
What are you doing?
I'll wait.
Okay.
Lovely notes.
There you go.
Bitch, what are the notes?
Beautiful body.
You're just saying beautiful body, lovely notes.
You don't know anything about the wine.
I'm getting a little bit of like chocolate notes from that, actually.
Well, yeah, yeah, it releases a ton of notes into the wine.
A little bit of a chocolate note, no?
It tastes exactly the same as when I was playing.
You're spitting crude wine time, Chet. Have a crude and have a wine time.
Do you think this is a crude?
I still love when dirty the cart tightens shit.
This is an east drunker, Chet.
Shut up!
I'm not glass. Look at the, look at the snails in the glass.
It's quite cute.
You think they pour salt on them when they're alive sometimes in the kitchen?
No, let me just straight chuckle the other one alive.
How do you human then kill Sam?
I don't know, but I also don't know how their nerves are someones.
She looks so drunk.
Do Sam's got nervous?
What?
What?
That annoyed me.
Actually, it annoyed me a lot that you said that.
Shit.
No.
That's not a question.
Stop talking.
You are a cave rat.
I asked you a question.
No, no.
This is what he does.
He hangs out with his engineer and his lawyer friends.
They're all really smart.
They don't shit like that.
Well, you know, can they help snails mate?
Can they help snails mate?
There's one side of the shell and the other one.
They have affidavits, so they're both male and female.
Obviously they just, they just jerk it.
No, they, they try not to, they try to sting each other with a, with a needle.
And, um, like, whatever, they both, they both buck each other at the same time basically.
And whoever, cause they don't want to be the woman.
They don't want to have to carry the young and then look after the young.
They both kind of just want to be the man and fuck off.
So whoever successfully wins by stabbing the other one.
So like the bottom of his vest is up?
Yeah.
So it's like if two guys were sword fighting except you did the opponent?
Yeah.
I guess whoever it is, what if you draw and both of you get pregnant?
No, they can't.
If I was a snail, I'd probably be the one.
If that's what they want.
You know who told me this?
Maya.
Yeah?
Maya, my goat.
My goat.
Isn't that crazy?
Maya went from teaching Zoyle, Senna, Rosie, stuff about animals to doing Ted Talks.
She misses us?
She's trying to teach us the first thing that's true of doing Ted Talks.
She forgot about Soulja Boy.
I've showed her a powerpoint about the Marvel Universe.
Yeah, that's right.
I've showed a 10-12 person Marvel.
Shut up, Chad Boyd, you're rewind.
That's awful.
That's pretty decent.
Mate, please, stop.
Lovely.
You look so potential.
You, like, actually just...
I love this woman's outfit over there.
I know, she's so beautiful.
She's very beautiful.
I don't like the way you're doing this.
I really don't like the way he's, he's trying to fly.
You know what, you guys are right.
I think we only do have time for the other thing.
Does that mean we're gonna have a drunk train ride home?
Hmm?
The ride's really good.
Oh, just in that right time.
Look, if a train sees a song comfortable,
if you hadn't moved and that woman hadn't moved,
People have been worse than we have ever been.
Bro, Zola actually pissed me the fuck off all the time.
He really felt bad.
He was on a train.
We were buying the tickets.
And I go, do we need a premiere?
He goes, no, Sina.
No, it's a waste of money.
It is a waste of money.
So I go, OK.
So I don't get any nice projects.
I get coached.
Because that's what I normally buy for myself.
We get on the train.
He sat down.
He goes, these seats are really awful.
They're terrible.
They're just complaining for five minutes.
They're like, see?
Because you can get coached, but you can get nice coaches.
They didn't let me assert the seats.
I
Sort of you say you're gonna Google stuff show it to me and then we're gonna
That is my sea bass.
Did you order?
Yeah, you go fuck that, then.
Or chicken, like, chicken, duck, like...
Somebody wrote Woffcopter.
I love you, good girl.
Yes.
Okay, let's talk about sophisticated things.
Or first.
Hey.
I do love...
How do you stop it?
I don't want to go first. I don't want to go first.
Somebody else go first.
Sophisticated things come so what is a methodology?
Yeah, I can't think of anything sophisticated. Oh my god, I should have bought what is something sophisticated?
Numbers
Maybe a little boss, you know?
Okay.
Let's talk about the political climate in the world right now.
Blast, Jaden Smith.
That's a good reference, right?
Let's talk about all the stock market.
It's quite the opposite of a bullish market right now.
Currently, I'd say it's more bearish.
But you never know.
There is a nice foundation for...
I bounce back in the market.
He's real good like that.
Man, I can't believe I lost my portable battery. That's so annoying.
But I lost it in that taxi.
I would say the world is quite volatile.
Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry.
Did you kick him?
Accidentally.
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
Oh, really? So it was bad when he was laughing at my jokes, but you could just kick him?
He was laughing as I got home and I had to stop working there.
Thank you.
What's the future of therapy? What's the girl for you?
It is a shame there's such a struggle to get a howl, a hold of some ascended heroes these days.
Oh, yes.
What did you take away from him?
No, I will say the economy is struggling a lot.
Have you- are you familiar with Tomodachi Life?
Oh, yes. Tomodachi Life.
I- I- I want to talk to you about Nari.
I love her life.
I love a good Maury stream, I do.
What about Maury streams?
No, do not I hate America.
I can't stand you guys.
I don't want to kiss in it.
I know some really do like perfect order,
and some hate it.
I think they're a little over-hated.
What a bad sex.
What are you so upset?
She's American, sir.
She's loyal.
I like what he said,
I said do Americans use it and give you a chance to be Australian.
Don't get rosy started. You keep on American. He's gonna start having a lot of Australia again.
Yeah, I know.
Have you thought about a bridge stream?
It's funny you say that. I've been eyeing bridges all holiday.
I think one of these days I'll be hopping up one of these bridges in my Instagram Live.
Well, that's a root. It's similar to when you got in a fight with a wig and the wig went wrong.
My hair is slay, bitch. It's eating yours up.
It's eating my hair up.
It's eating yours up.
It's quite nice.
So whose hair looks better to be mine or to be mine?
One for me, two for tonight.
All of them?
No, no, no. Don't pull one for it.
I already had biologists and they don't need more.
Who's there, one?
They don't even know how to type four and four.
Some of them are just typing four.
Oh, sorry.
It's got a little hat.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, no.
I was like, wait, there's the hat.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Oh, thank you, no problem.
I was like, what are you doing?
Okay, this is my lunch dinner.
Seabass fillet with asparagus.
There's a bit of sauce here, I might have it.
Oh, now I'm good.
What's happening?
Oh, that's bloody lovely.
Just does that. Do you want some?
Maybe it looks like a finger, right?
What does it look like?
It looks like a finger, doesn't it?
What does it look like?
It looks like a smorgasbord.
That's a smorgasbord?
Somebody said y'all just eatin' street and pull shit.
I had too much wine for this.
I can't reach out right now. I had too much wine for this.
Oh, thank you so much.
Ooh.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
He had a little chef's hat.
He does. That's kind of cutesy.
Oh, oh.
Good. What is that?
Thisparagus looks very lovely.
You want some?
Yeah. Well, you're getting some of this, right?
Yes.
Okay. Ready? Can you get this bite?
Can you get this bite, you know, before you do?
All right.
All right, I'm gonna cut around his hat.
Ooh, wait, I want some of this, the outside.
Well, good, I'll go on the bottom,
I'm gonna see if it's still on the bottom.
There's a potato underneath.
And then one of the potatoes, okay.
I'll try to eat fancy.
That looks good, right?
Come on, show me your knife.
It looks like it's gravy, right on top.
I know.
He said, use your fucking knife.
Here's that.
Ready?
How was it?
I'm just waiting to hear what she thinks.
You're not mad, are you?
I'm not... what?
They're all spaving tinderish.
Tenderish, tenderish.
Oh, and maybe I need to try a little bit more.
Oh, you're right. I probably didn't enough flavor. You're his only mom. I'm trying to get something out of that flavor
Nourism
How are you doing with that?
Well, I'm going to work out.
It's good, yeah, thank you.
I think it's missing a little bit of salt.
No, it's quite salty.
This? No, it's hot.
It is.
Oh, they don't season their food, that's right.
I think the chicken is kind of a chewy, a little bit of a chicken, a duck.
It's tough.
Where's that sauce?
Can I still serve?
Hold on.
It's like zesty, zesty.
Where's all that on?
What's in it? Try the fish.
Okay.
With a little bit of the sauce.
This burger's really good too.
You have a knife, by the way.
Oh, I just, it's up to you, Izzy.
Cheers.
Mm.
Okay.
I have a lot of pinky up. I have to experience it.
Where's the corn?
One moment. Let me get in my fancy bag.
I saw my shots, I just wanted to make sure they were treating them.
Say it one more time?
Nothing.
You said Americans would be like, where's the corn?
Yeah.
Stop, stop, stop.
Be serious.
Whoa.
I would say that the duck is quite lovely.
A little chewy for what I would think would be a leg.
Considering the thigh is there, everybody loves a good thigh.
I love thigh.
I've been a thigh to breast guy for my whole life.
So overall, I must say, it's okay.
Seven.
Really?
Yeah.
I think you could do with a different sauce.
I'm not mad at it.
The fish was...
Oh, you didn't even try the fish.
Sorry.
You didn't?
Oh, you want some of this?
What have you got?
If you want some.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
You didn't even check.
You didn't even check.
I'm okay.
You feel me?
I'm surprised already.
Well, that was very lovely.
Okay, okay.
I'm good at stopping.
You can eat this.
I'll try it with the lamb.
It's good.
Oh.
What?
Non-manipal beef.
Mm.
These pieces are jerky.
It's like a little chewy and not for the finer side of things.
I wouldn't say it's the most elegant of me as a pair of this one.
Potato.
He's always this here.
That's about 600, 700 calories.
There's a little oil there.
The potato is pretty decent.
Sorry, I'm eating your moon out here.
It's like a chip.
It's like a potato chip.
It's very crunchy.
How about we do a madness and whether it's been it's got my duck body
picture chicken
yeah this is why this is on this okay can I be honest I didn't pay attention to
how much this cost yeah how much was the wine did anybody look at the list
Over under 200.
We'll run a prediction. Over under 200.
Over under 200. I think I'm done easily.
Under 200.
Under 200. You're all done?
Yeah. Under.
Guys, I'm a little drunk.
Having a quiz on it though.
We'll deal with that later.
We'll figure it out. We'll just play it.
Huh? I can play for a week or so.
No, no, no. I'd like it.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's fine.
If you insist, I insist.
Did I insist?
If you insist.
I mean, you can pay for it.
Okay, I got it.
Alright, there you go.
It's not putting that fucking happy emo.
I said I'm drunk, and they put the aga emotes.
You said it with the biggest smile I've ever seen.
Oh, because I am?
We're gonna drink.
Did you get, like, the yellow flush then on the screen?
Like a little red?
Yeah.
Yeah, but I have makeup on, so I don't want to show you.
This is a good, this has been a great trip.
Wait, you told me it's a good stop.
Whatever, whatever, wine drunk, there's two stages of wine drunk.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, real quick.
Get a moment to stop, get a moment.
Get a hand.
Yeah.
Both of those predictions, come on.
Go ahead.
So, there's fun wine drunk.
You just only when you have a little bit of drug mist and then there's I'm gonna go to sleep while drunk
There's only two
Look at me
Where's you're gonna get back to the baby? We're gonna get on a game bag
Is there a thing called a boom bag in the air baby and have I been sitting on it?
And if so why none of you tell me
I love you, curse.
We've split it from you back before, son.
We have never split a good guy.
Oh, that's where you slap it.
Yes, we slap it.
OK, OK, OK, you smack it.
Well, fuck's why.
Oh, dude, I feel so low.
This is great.
My mood isn't sharp, yeah, mate.
You fucking cheater.
Get out of my shit now.
Muda, no.
Not like it.
You fucker.
Get out of here.
Mudo, you did get proven not guilty, but I think as reparations, you should have to pay for this meal that all of us just ate today, God's.
Mudo, I want five gifts in an hour.
Mudo?
Yeah, Mudo, I want 10 gifts for reparations, God's.
I can hear his voice. It actually pisses me off. I can hear his voice.
He's gonna go sit up. I know you have the biggest forehead.
Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.
Is he actually in chat?
Yes, he's in my chat. I don't know if he's in there.
Oh, no, I just went to mine. What is this bullying?
Yeah, what is this? Wait, where are we hopping?
What a good job.
Basically, you wanted to hop on my chat because he knows it's slower.
I'd see his name.
When he hopped through his heels, now you've been on the chat.
If you're in a chat, hop at least give five cents a new chat.
Okay.
Here's a fee.
What do we do?
Get tired of it, okay?
Little does he know I don't reach out, so he actually made the long choice.
We're on wine drunk.
I wouldn't recommend you exit before things get bad.
Shut up.
Oh wait, I start to air-rate.
Are we done yet? What did you want to do with dessert?
Because I have some nice desserts here.
You want to try dessert?
I don't have.
I feel like we don't have time.
Thanks, I do.
What do you want, professional?
You're welcome to the prime sub. Oh my god, the prime sub.
I know you have real cash to spend.
Yawks is better to me than right now.
Yawks, please, bro.
I'm already beef with change as of yesterday.
I can't have more.
Please, bro, please.
Oh, you should try crepes.
It's like seven in the morning there, bro.
They'll probably be by the tower.
No.
I have a good plan.
You have a good plan?
Well, you actually had a plan?
I thought you were just saying shit.
Oh, so you don't have a plan, do you?
You don't have a plan for shit, bro.
It's your job to plan stuff. You haven't planned stuff.
I think you should have planned it, so...
Well, like...
Wait, we can't get dessert.
Because they did a predate.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Why don't we have a bell?
Whatever, we're ready.
Thank you so much, yes. It was really good.
And the fucking wine is amazing.
I'll live for you, I'll live for you.
I love that guy a lot.
He's so cool.
I can't wait to...
I know it's a difference. Go off before I...
I hate them putting that fucking smile on him.
I'm not a smile, but I'm not a smile.
Right.
Except for me.
I'm not a france.
Oh, who are we?
Do I hate to open this bitch?
These guys are silly, huh?
Oh, sorry.
They're silly.
Sorry.
I was aerating the wine. I was aerating the wine.
Alexa, please don't be provocative.
This guy's so tips on the story here. We are employees.
I appreciate it.
Aww.
Dude, I like little chatters like that when they say something like that.
I like it. I like it. It's a very nice coin,
but it's also back on the tour, so it's definitely
what she told the Madagascars.
Stiffed in that kindness.
Be safe, room, please.
Muto, look at me.
I'm always safe.
Muto, I'm a lot, bro.
Ain't nobody pulling up on me and robbing me?
How many times have I tripped today?
A lot.
I was sick of I.
Let me stress the fuck out.
Why?
Oh, but I'm bad trippy-crappy-man.
OK, to be fair, Muda, so Bersina did fall into a building window earlier.
Yeah, you're silly.
By accident.
But it's because there's so many mini steps everywhere.
Oh, that's true.
How was I supposed to know?
Oh, pfft.
Pfft.
That's my first time doing that in France.
OK, I have to clean up a very well.
Can I look at this?
Are you going to be honest?
What?
Can I see it? Can I see it again?
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Oh, you left the car?
Oh, we bring it up there.
Don't worry. I'll bring it up there.
Oh, he comes back with the thing and brings it.
the thing that brings it. What is it? What's it called? Oh yeah Chad, do you want to know?
Okay, ready? It is 168. Oh, I know. Thank you. I'm sorry.
Here you go. It's the first time that you've been here. Yeah, stupid American.
We're not for the camera sinkies.
Oh, sorry.
Yes.
Thank you so much.
It was amazing.
Thank you.
Your service is very fun.
Thank you.
Yeah, so you just, you guys just
bring it over to come know and we'll get it.
Makes it very easy.
Oh yes.
Oh yes, let's see.
That's fair.
Thank you.
No problem.
We don't have faith in people.
This was amazing.
This was a really fun experience.
Thank you so much.
You guys have our...
Bethan?
Okay.
Thank you so much.
You were amazing.
You look amazing.
Can you turn him again?
Jordan, thank you, Jordan.
I appreciate it.
Bang!
Hey, Jordan, I appreciate it.
OK, if you want to use a bottle,
send me a bottle of water.
You go first.
OK.
I'll go ahead.
OK.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I'll wait, because this thing's out, so you can go.
Thank you, Jordan.
Yes.
OK.
Here's the problem.
We have to be at the train in an hour and a half.
And I'm drunk.
But I can go through the train drunk, right?
Yes.
Yeah, that's not a problem.
80% said over-center or a beer place.
No.
Big question.
Are you going to finish that call?
Yes.
I'm airing, I'm airing, I'm airing this bitch.
Okay.
Get high now.
Yeah, you know what I'm scared of?
I'm scared of doing the thing where,
you know when you get a little drunk
and you go in the bathroom and you look in the mirror,
you're like, yeah, I'm drunk.
What do you do?
Do you see yourself in the mirror at the time?
I get sad.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
When you are, what is like the thing you do?
What do you mean?
Do you have like a every action, like every time
when you're drunk you go to the mirror?
No, I just wanna do myself what I know.
Nice.
Yeah, I didn't do the biggest smile ever.
Nice.
But see, this is like two glasses of wine.
I'm happy.
I understand my mom say,
don't talk to me that I have my glasses of wine
when we have kids.
Now, three glasses of wine, I'm asleep.
Yeah.
It's not happening.
It's quite sad.
You know what I mean?
You look sad because you're choked.
Oh, wait, let me...
Oh, hey, that did it, yeah.
Did that fix it?
Yeah.
Yeah, look, look, that's the opposite now.
Ew, ew.
I'm trying to grab a pillow, couldn't do it.
Wait a sec.
I'm so sorry I tried I tried I couldn't I can only do it to NMS
okay but if I keep my chat strokes they get mad but if I stroke NMS they're fine
stroke stroke NMS they go no so don't what was that what the fuck was that I
clean the lens
why does somebody just okay I can't read what somebody's
This is a ladies and gentlemen.
Very good.
I should probably use two glasses.
There's somebody who does it in like wine. Pretty good.
Hate it. It's so disgusting.
I'm glad you tried the most glasses.
I'm bored of sex.
Hate it.
It tastes okay. Here's the thing.
Why do me taste like what pretentious people drink
to pretend like they're better than everyone else.
Looks like, let's be honest.
You're drinking wine, sitting there with your fucking slacks
across the cheese bowl with your friends in Australia.
You don't really like that.
You want to be back with your friends in America,
drinking vodka, and, and,
Robin Coates, we're having a good time.
Can I get a retweet?
I, I am your brother's friend.
Thank you so much.
I am your brother's friend.
I'm your brother's friend.
enjoy the metal and that's a slow drink, even though it gets you kind of warm, it's nice.
Warm? Yeah, like those. It doesn't mean you're like just cancer or anything.
We're gonna try to like feel better than other people. Dude, what was he saying?
That he's crossed his arms like this while he's talking to me?
This doesn't mean we're potentials or anything. You try to feel something.
That's what I'm doing with my life. I'm trying to like enjoy the moment and
slow it down a little bit, you know? It was people like he or shout out people
five in the chat.
Oh, we cannot go outside right now, because I cannot walk in.
Please, for the love of God, if you're streaming, don't.
This is like when my mouth was burning and we had streams
over those lines. Please, God, please, give me like 30 minutes.
Unless you have a croissant.
Do you think he noticed bicycle bike?
No.
It's a little nutty on this as well.
It has hazelnut on the inside.
Can we stop by another bakery?
Yeah, I know.
And buy a bunch of stuff?
I think we'll see some like we're on again.
We may need to buy more.
That street vendor was so cool.
Yeah, it was cool.
Oh, check.
I think what?
I was talking to the other Jason, but most from something I never encouraged, like, don't be weird.
But there are some people that I've run into that get asked, like, the cool, can I get a resuit?
It's true, right?
There's some people you run into, bro, and it's like, it's kind of crazy when you meet them, because they're chill.
If you're just chill when you meet them, bro, it's like the best feeling.
Just normal people, bro.
Trazies?
Okay, I'm taking my drunk ass to the bathroom.
How have you been?
I enjoyed the UK slash one day of pirate strip so far.
I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't say the server, of course.
But for the first time in my life, I've really actually enjoyed the UK.
Bro, it's actually nice.
This has fully changed my perspective on the UK. I've actually loved it. Every second of it.
What?
What?
Sorry?
Today has changed my whole perspective on the UK.
What?
What?
What?
Great.
Today was great.
Yeah, but the UK, how does it change your perspective on that?
What?
How does it change your perspective on the UK?
It's great.
I love today.
Yeah, but you said today has changed your perspective on the UK.
Yeah, but I didn't like it before, but now I love the UK.
Today was great.
We're not in the UK.
What do you mean by that?
We're in Paris.
We're in Paris
We all yeah, we we
Well, I guess you guys are right. I fucking love Paris though. I love Paris
Do you like the snails I'm on it knows all right the patients are great the one is great
What do you guys so heard about?
Sorry, I'm messaging people that are messaging me.
No, I'm talking to these little guys topping away in the chat.
They're being...
How do you exit? How would you click on an A?
I had to repeat.
Did you check it?
There's no way you could speed.
I did, but I've freshened up until it finished.
I just went over here.
Let's go.
No, no, no.
No, don't let me get that stuff and swear off.
You're grandly.
You're not?
You ready?
We have an hour and a half left to be.
Hello.
Hello.
You ready?
We have an hour and a half left to be at the railway station.
Yeah, we're good.
Can you do the finger?
No.
Okay.
Do the finger.
you
All right, Chad, you won't believe me, but that wasn't in real life.
It was.
He just took a really long time.
All right, let's take my drug out of the Paris.
Let's go.
Thank you, it was amazing, thank you.
Oh, okay.
Oh, we...
Right, this is significant...
Right.
I picked my drunk as a pair of them.
Yes!
Yes, nice to meet you.
No, no, you're good.
Don't worry.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
It's just me.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry.
Yeah, let's do it, bro.
My name is Dr. Hatch.
The music box, they are out of it.
He did actually...
Can someone take the picture for me?
Yes, of course.
Don't be careful with your ID, your ID.
I'm just my undie cat's cow this guy.
Oh, your undie cat?
Yeah, and I have two of two, bro.
Oh, you have two riots?
Yeah, two of two.
You have two riots.
Wait, what's so stuff to... Oh, actually, no, my...
No, no! Don't worry about it. I do...
No, I have to... Mostly I have, like, a compensated text, but, like, I um...
It's like the one guy who did this at, uh...
What'd you say?
I don't know. What are you trying to say to me?
Everybody. I lost my shirt at the ball. I can't think of a place now.
now you are so distracted but like the ID and there's a handicap card just like
what yeah but I didn't want to get his name in it yes I'm sorry I'm just so
anxious can I shout out Geekon yes Geekon Geekon wanted to say hi to you
told me to say hi to Rosie to me yeah I fucking love Geekon
No, he told me earlier that you were here though, right?
Yeah, I was.
Did he say that?
No.
I thought, oh, I'm not so...
I was just waiting outside for you to finish.
I just woke up and saw you were in Paris.
Hey, thank you so much for waiting. That's such a great experience.
No, I don't want to be like cringe or anything.
That's so sweet.
I'm just such a drunk for this.
I'm too drunk for this.
That's why you're funny.
Chari, bro.
I am?
What?
Hey!
Bro, why are we NPC Central?
We got to go, we got to go, I'm too drunk for this day.
I've heard they have the best person to do it.
I don't think they do.
We've had an herbithia.
We can catch a taxi from that to the aqua town.
Okay.
What's over there?
Okay.
Alright.
Wait, well.
See you at the mo-
Sorry, it's going to be this way.
I think we go to an herbithia.
And then we go from there to the top of the mountain.
Really?
Yeah.
These are the vehicles.
Alright.
What?
Yeah?
Yeah.
It's a beautiful day in Perry.
Perry!
Soil.
Come up here.
I don't know if I'm here or something.
It's a beautiful day and we, Paddy, ah, now I'm feeling the Paris vibe.
This is the Paris... oh, this is the Paris vibe.
I don't want to be too loud.
I want another glass of wine.
What's that wine?
We should find another spot.
I don't know.
Soil. Okay, maybe a half a glass. Yeah, maybe.
Soil.
Yeah.
Can we stop somewhere and get a half a glass of wine?
No!
Please!
Why not?
Please! We only have a little bit of time and being at the Ible Tower is going to be so fun.
Oh, look at that.
Do you want to get one?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, so he can get a craper. I can't get one.
I don't want one, I want you to try one.
Bitch!
No, they're saying we have to.
Oh, you don't want two? Okay, let's leave then.
Huh?
You don't want two, let's leave.
No, no, I'm okay to get one.
Yeah, I bet you want two.
I don't want one anymore.
Okay, got it.
Let's go.
Damn, a happy hour.
Oh, well, well, well.
We should stop one more time.
Okay, alright.
Guys, come on.
Just one more.
Let's stop.
We'll stop at the tea house.
We'll get one drink.
One drink.
This one.
This one?
Nabs!
Not a bad shot.
Not a bad shot.
You guys got it though.
Hey Rosie.
Not a bad shot.
Oh, not bad.
Okay, okay.
Where do we go?
Is that for this place or?
This place.
Is it a bar?
Oh my God.
Happy day.
Okay.
You wanna hold here?
We're gonna move the scale in now.
Okay.
This is a great day!
Hi.
Could you give me a table for Art-3 please?
Oh wait, yes, hello with me.
Oh, hello.
I'm ready to enter here with you.
You look beautiful.
Oh, thank you.
I know.
I'll show you.
No, you look gorgeous.
Are you Art-3?
Uh, yes, uh, three, three please.
Thank you so much.
Yes!
Come, come, come, come, come, come!
Let's see about food.
Okay, let's get one more drink.
One. Just one.
All right.
Just a drink. Thank you so much.
How do you got that?
Wow.
They said hi, by the way.
They said hi.
Wait chat chat say hi chat say hi wait so you can see the stream so it makes me
hot wait hold on there they go there they go they say they really like you
they're very nice they're fun they're watching us drink and have fun what is
your name
oh that's beautiful thank you thank you
Okay, one more drink.
I'm gonna look at another one.
I'll be quick.
I'm following the glory.
What you call me?
Don't put yourself in.
What?
Okay, okay, one.
This is called a rosini.
That one's called a rosini.
Wow.
Wait, there's a drink called a rosini.
There's a drink underneath it called a porn star martini.
What?
Don't hold on to that.
What do you think? What's going to fuck that? What are we doing?
You can message you check this.
This is a great day.
I'm so embarrassed.
I want that.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's get... let's get...
Let's get one more drink for the road.
Yeah, one more.
All right, what would you like?
Do you like reds or would you like to switch to navy and wine?
Which? You're gonna get wine again?
I'm gonna get a martini.
Can I borrow your charger?
Yeah.
I'm so sorry. Listen, I'm sorry.
Wait, where's Harry?
I'm sorry.
Oh, it's all right. Oh, don't be sorry.
What's a French 75?
That's her band.
Wait, guys.
That's Ruth saying that.
We can all cruise from...
We can all that guy.
Can we get a Stella?
Cheers, Jack.
I'm going to get double vodka, I'm going to get double vodka and diet pills.
Bug it. Castle pocket.
I'm getting a French 70's coffee.
Okay. Absolutely.
Okay we have to be quick.
Good shots please.
So we're going to drink these fast and then ask for the bill.
That's the move. We have stuff to do.
Sure.
I
Ladies and gentlemen if we get stuck in Paris
Fuck it
Fuck it, we'll come back tomorrow
That's my last train out. We call it. No, no, no castle fuck it castle fuck it
It's what I'll get a hotel. Oh, I'll sleep on the floor
Fuck it you only get to be in Paris one time
Come on ladies and gentlemen, look.
There's a restaurant cat.
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself, that was so cute.
Let's put you on a lift.
Wow.
You're gonna ask Kat, bruh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, do I get a porn star martini?
I mean, we're in France.
We're not bitching up.
Okay.
Oh my goodness.
You're sick and bling.
Holy shit, bro.
I need to get a job. It's about time.
It's keen time.
I think Konya, because you're short of Konya, people.
Do you have absents?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Do you have absents?
No. No, no absents.
No absents.
We were fucking dashed.
Short absents?
Are you a...are you also a fucking mind?
What do you think?
Oh, I really want to do abscent, bro.
Why do you hate us? I'm not trying to do abscent.
Oh my god, they're actually all saying abscent, it's time.
I said ABC.
No!
No!
Come on, do one show abscent. Let me have a say.
Fuck no, I'll die.
Let's say.
Actually God.
Oh, green fairy.
What's that?
No.
You have absinthe?
Absinthe?
Yeah.
No?
Bits?
I'm a fucking bitch.
I'm stressed.
No.
Oh, okay.
Can I, uh...
Ready to order?
Yeah.
Can I have a double shot vodka?
Yeah.
Uh, in Coke Zero?
Yes.
Let's see.
And then, what do you want?
Can I do one corn star martini, please?
Yes.
Thank you.
And then, uh, that's it.
Yeah.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
It's called a pour in star martini. I don't know what you want me to say.
It's what it's called. It's one of my favorites.
Bonne second view.
Bonne second view.
No, I'm actually not a can of hurt.
Why not?
Bonne blue.
Too many leaders.
It's just two months going on. Look, I feel I'm not a can of hurt.
You feel what?
You know what?
Man of clothes.
You want to have a Gregus, it's the vodka.
With the glass.
Yeah, of course you can say that's fine.
We have a Gregus at school, no zero.
Yeah, that's fine.
Thank you.
Gregus is expensive, I don't know.
That's why I want to, yeah.
Why do you say it like it's an announcement?
Too many weirds?
Second.
Second.
Second and B.
Second and B.
Are you planning on all six for me?
You all.
I asked, yeah, if I could.
Oh, God.
Look at all the weight. She's pointing at security cameras and going...
R.C. Scan.
Every time.
R.C. Scan.
Every time.
That was a good state on that.
She's the fly.
What's going on over there?
I hear an iron on the floor, but it fizzles out.
No.
I have to pee. Why'd you laugh? I have to pee again. I think it's in my best interest to wait maximum by the time before I pee again.
So that way then we can get out, we'll catch the Uber to the other place, we'll go see it for like 20 minutes I guess.
You're like, that's a cool piece of artwork?
Yeah.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah.
So that shit used to be like gold or some shit?
I swear it wasn't brown.
Was it green?
I swear, I don't know.
I swear it wasn't brown.
Chad, what's the old color of the apple tower?
Oh, something's in my chat.
It was bronze.
It was bronze.
It was always bronze?
Yeah.
Well, copper's not copper.
Right?
Wait, somebody said the vibe stays in Paris?
Go out at night.
Oh no, the coppers are the ladies statue of ladies, statues of ladies.
Oh yeah.
We're not staying here, I am leaving.
Yeah, you're into the France.
You know we could have got it earlier, right?
What do you mean?
We could have got it earlier in the day.
One hour earlier?
No, we could have left it at 6 a.m.
You had to get your leave, we're in a select.
I've done two streams in one hour of sleep, anyway. That's probably good, though.
I don't know if he's a weeb. We were waiting for him, sinner.
No, I was out before him, thank you very much.
Also, he told us, oh, we have to leave and be there by 8.30.
Then he texted us at 7am, because by the way, I've got to leave in 30 minutes.
What's wrong with my chrono? It's a keeper of time.
Okay, you're fucking from the bloody UK.
I asked you what the hell this was all about.
I didn't know. I told you what the email was like.
It was a bloody well known.
I told you the email, I got it.
Okay, I asked you, you told me an hour earlier,
and you're surprised that nobody is reading it.
What are you talking about?
Rosie was still asleep, mate.
Did you work up some tests, actually?
That's what I was saying. What do you mean?
Any response to the group chat?
I'm rushing to get ready.
Hey, do you remember that work out? I just used to take the whole thing.
So I speeder in.
I miss watch.
Dude, if Wodge was here with us four, I think it would actually be the perfect route.
I miss it.
I miss him, right?
Right about Jason Lim, babe. Lim Free.
Can you guys take a seat? Can we take a street bike?
Alright.
All right, let's do that stuff.
Very cute.
Get in the wards and we can have a pit.
Rosie, come here for a second. We need to...
Let's go straight to the bar.
We gotta get a straight pit.
Come on, man.
I could barely fit.
Everyone to him.
Aww.
That's good pics.
I miss Wodge.
Damn, there will be a quad pic in Paris right now if Wodge was here.
I miss Diddy.
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy!
That's what it's here for.
Okay, I should pee.
Jake wasn't looking at the camera, where the fuck could you possibly have been looking?
I don't know where I was looking.
I wasn't looking at the camera?
They said...
Okay, I'm gonna go to the restroom.
I'm gonna find it.
What's going on over there?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you
My name's Oro
Ahhhh
Enough there
I've seen you just did a second mark of your restaurant on the phone before
How far away is the train station?
I'm actually worried
Why worried?
Because of Sabbath.
You have a phone you can GPS on.
I don't think it's that far from here.
Everything's pretty cool.
Do you think there's a phone you can sit down here?
Nah.
I don't know what you're asking me to look it up.
It's so stress.
Yeah, but you like chatting too.
I love chat.
I love chat.
I love chat.
I love chat.
of Boris Johnson
Everyone's been smoking ciggies
Why do people look good smoking cigarettes at home?
Like they look good
It's weird to get into smoking
I don't know
I thought we should
But what's the worst thing about him?
What's the worst that could happen bro?
It's on you
We?
Yeah
You have to smoke like this though
If you smoke like this, you're gonna look stupid
Is it like 15 minutes from now?
If you smoke like that, if you smoke like this, it looks dull
You're gonna smoke like this?
Yeah
Look, you must get cancer
How are you gonna stay there yet?
What's in the lifetime?
He's like the rockist John Cena, what's the lifetime?
John Cena's coming back.
John Cena's loathing the biggest lock right now.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Calm down.
Shut the fuck up.
He's the one man to credibly retire when he says he's retiring.
Don't you fucking, don't you fucking disrespect a goat like that
I tell you just fingered one of the desserts
He's on a service and I don't appreciate anything
Let's get a hookup, someone wants you to get a hookup
I'm right here
Is that legal? Oh hookup, hookup
Look, brasses right there, brass hurry
Shut it
What is it for the next three separatists?
I don't know, at least what I want.
Alright, thank you.
Just in time.
Why?
Why'd you laugh?
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
What is this?
That's the Ponce Amatini.
You pour it into them.
That's your thing.
Is that a shot?
Do you pour it in?
Why is-
No, that's for you.
This is yours, kid.
Is this a lie?
I think we're not going to go for a second.
No.
That is Prosecco.
You pour Prosecco into a Ponce Amatini.
That's what makes it a Ponce Amatini.
Oh.
Can I have your number upstairs?
Yo, Glenn.
Thank you for the 25.
Hi, Demi.
Glenn.
Demi.
Thank you Demi.
Thank you for the 25 gifts.
This is really good.
Okay guys, we gotta drink fast.
We're on a time limit.
You want that?
I do.
Please come, why don't us come out here.
Let's come with the two months.
Sorry, with the two years.
Thank you glad again for the 25 gifts
I appreciate that. It's very sweet.
Damn, I'm already doing it.
Are you looking at this? Coca Cola.
San Suu Che.
Coca Cola-san!
Coca Cola-san!
Coca Cola-san!
Itadakimasu!
Bye-bye!
Come back
Why are they all so unhungry?
A sneaker?
Do you remember?
That's racist.
Gracie, you can't ride death hate Gracie, bro.
I'll say it, fuck Gracie.
I'm gonna take a second.
Wait a second, what are you tweeting that to?
Fuck Gracie!
Follow that tune!
We need to chat something down.
Well, this isn't doing nothing to me.
Oh, no.
Could we bring a check too? Thank you so much.
Alright, so I wish it was just over at the place we were going to go, right?
Yeah, we should go.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Good, right, chat?
Cheers.
Who said punch a French person?
What?
Who said punch a French person?
What is the language of chat room?
French
French British
I'll say it soon
I think today is going to be a really good day
I love the UK
Yes
What is the best day in the UK?
If you're being a foreigner, you might love the UK
Right guys?
What is the best day in the UK?
Wait
This is Paris.
Wait.
I don't know.
Are you sure you're being slow?
You're tall, I'm deaf, and my life here at the top of the list.
Like congratulations.
You did amazing as a chatter.
Lovely, let's go.
Okay, to the iPhone, to the iPhone.
Before we have to go.
Let's go back. Let's go back.
We call it Uber because it's forever lost.
Do you want the rest of this?
Yeah, call it Uber, because it's forever lost, remember?
Is it a booze? Booze mobile?
I feel a bit taller.
Mos-la-a-a-a!
Alright, I got it. Damn. Today was a good day.
Good day.
Wait, what if we don't see a bakery on the way back?
Uh, little. I mean, there is one.
Okay, let's grab some.
Put it over here, put it over here.
So we can raise up the...
Next, next time, next time.
So I just said, I got the guitar lost.
Yeah, we played, we played.
We did play chat.
I got the check already.
OK.
That's not really like.
There's not like a bakery, bakery.
All of the places around here, though.
It's not the federal, so it's not like what you want.
No.
Is that it?
Oh, there's a crispy creamer on the bottom.
There's bakeries on there.
Okay.
We have not gotten our ride yet.
So we have time.
It was easy.
Ah.
I don't like looking forward when I drink.
It feels like a task to walk.
It's like an effort.
But that's really pretty.
Look, that's like a four.
OK, five minutes, three, five minutes, three, five minutes.
If you're not going to put a four on four,
keep that fact so it's all right.
OK, OK.
Maybe we don't get anything from here?
There's two places right here if you want to go.
Where?
There.
We have five minutes.
Yeah, that's right.
All right chat, let's lock in, we gotta go.
We get the pastries, we dip, we go say that damn tower, and then we dip.
Back to London weekend.
Oh, I really like Paris, so I wish we were gonna stay like a full day.
I think I might like it.
It's kinda like, cool, but I feel like maybe I like it more when I'm drunk.
So we should walk that far.
Alright focus, ladies and gentlemen, come on.
We're gonna get that girl seen again.
I'll cancel it.
Yeah, let's have an attack.
Okay.
Let me just make sure to take Cobb for a grab.
Wait.
No, we have to try this, because if you fall on the floor, it has to go up.
This is a crepe.
Wait, do I make this hot?
I do.
Right over there.
Okay, let's get some.
Okay, we'll get this, and we'll go.
Wait, now should we get the stronger ones?
Yeah.
Or a cake for staff?
That sounds good already.
That's not good.
You can get the chappas there.
Isn't that a little mega?
You smile.
Huh?
They all encourage.
Huh?
Okay, okay.
We should wait. I don't know.
Let me wait.
I have to pee again.
Oh, people.
Look, there's a chalk one.
Oh, there's a whole pretzel.
Wait, what?
I can't open it, but I want your head.
What is a pretzel?
A pretzel quiz.
What is a pretzel?
Can we try this one too as well, please?
Boozy electric.
Boozy electric.
What are you, one of these and then one of the Sichuan please?
You guys have a rusher?
No worries, don't worry.
There's a cafe right there.
Oh, I can't go get another cafe.
It's because I drink the one I drink, I have to pee.
A little bit of seal, bruh.
Huh?
No.
You're not so good.
Yeah.
There's a cheesecake.
I also sold the cheesecake.
That's a crazy cheesecake.
Look, there's an ultimate cream deluxe.
A Creme L'Ox.
Thank you.
Michael.
I want a bit of chocolate, so then you've got me food, so thank you.
Thank you so much.
Okay.
Cafe, pee, Eiffel?
That's a good try.
No!
You do not need to pee, you just pee, there's no way.
You don't understand, I broke the seal, I broke the seal, that's how that works.
Now do we have the right-of-way is the question?
We're not asking you to stop being a clown.
I don't want to be in this country. I don't want to be in this country.
No, no, no, no. I'm never going to stick your face.
There were little cars there.
Sorry.
I'm never going to stick your face.
What do you take me for? A pool?
This is a car.
Yes, wait for this car.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen, don't worry.
I'm just here to pee
This place this place
What do you think of the fit to make sure I'll tell you I like it this you say like in your head
Blah, right he was like such a little fucking
then you guys look silly and you guys look cool
that's all I'm working my shirt says may less
take 6 or 7 and a term
wait low key that's funny if you think about it low key that is funny
that is funny man that is actually really funny
I can't believe I lost my power, that costs a hundred dollars, bro.
Right, you may love that.
I don't. Who the fuck do you think I am?
A hundred-care month?
It's yearly, if I'm lucky, mate.
Fuck off.
What are you talking about?
Why do you ask me if I make a lot of money?
I mean, I do make good money.
Like, I don't make a hundred-care month, that's ridiculous.
Chad have you enjoyed, have you guys liked the UK streams or not?
Chad have you enjoyed me larping because I'm not even from the UK I'm actually from
Jamaica.
We knew it.
And next we're going to go to Jamaica we're going to try that ocean riddle.
What did you do with Jamaica stream?
I'd actually love, because I've got family there, I've never been.
I'm the only one in Jamaica.
I've never been, I'd love to go to Jamaica.
Because, oh my God, we could get zouted in a, in a Kingston.
Now, every now and then, I want to one three-puss it, I mean, I.
Every now and then, I want to.
Does that fucking say me?
With a rascal, I should know.
What the fuck do you say this?
Stop squinting on my t-shirts, they're already delicate, as it is.
Now I need to do a shirt pull down.
You keep adding reps to my workouts.
Four on four Kingston you know.
What a hell is this?
He's taking the...
Okay.
Hungerbirds.
Good again.
That's pretty good.
What's your favorite Montcrosse?
Villager?
Want to go here?
No
I really like...
I like dogs
What?
Okay, you ready?
Yeah, I am
Okay, Eiffel Tower time?
Holy fucking drunk in Paris
Okay, walk in!
Eiffel disco?
Oh, I'm Ladesca
I'm Ladesca
Hi
Hi
Hi
Uh, Sunim Sun
Oh, hey, oh, you see Sunim Sun
I was doing a play-by-play in my bathroom experience
Really?
Yes
Also, how are we at 14K right now?
What the hell?
He actually flagged on a taxi
Taxi-desca
Taxi-desca?
You take all
Hello
Thank you so much
Chad, it's not French bots, bro, oh my god.
I'm just a shop assistant, bro.
You're crazy.
What's coming up?
I went for an evening nap.
Hey.
It's all good.
Thank you so much.
It's because no one else is online.
It's only what it is in morning chat,
but thank you, Chad, for watching.
I appreciate it.
If you've been enjoying the streams,
drop a touch prime if you've primed.
Drop a warrant if you're a truckie.
you find a double warning you know I fuck you thank you thank you
Rose doesn't film me looking my check it's mad and then they say I'm a reading
chat and they start typing the address in chat and then we all start to answer
I feel like they're gonna get mad and they're gonna think that I'm not reading
chat and I'm clearly a re-e-chat.
I pay him. Do you?
I pay him. I pay him sensually.
You got your leg.
I do.
I do.
Oh, see these are really good days. I love today.
I love Paris!
Wow, if you're a Parisanese, can you say hello in the chat please?
Shout out to my Parisanese!
Kino de Totten in France or...?
Wait, Kino de Totten?
Kino de Totten.
Oh.
The zombies, Matt.
Yeah.
That's Germany.
Don't you reach a call with the rufflewuffles and get Kino de Totten together?
Oh my god, rufflewuffles?
Yo, chat, I forgot to tell you I ran into ruffle.
That's what I said, bro.
He was so cool.
We ran into rufflewuffles and he was talking to the center and I was too scared to say anything.
I was like, oh my god, that's my childhood.
That's Mr. Ruffle Wufflers.
I couldn't say, I know what to say.
It was so crazy, bro.
Everyone watched his guides back then,
for all the zombies guides, bro.
Stop my rufflers in the chat.
Drop a ruffle if you're a ruffle wuffler.
What the fuck are you saying?
Dude, we should not have gone on the last train.
Cover suggest that is a bitch.
Bad idea.
Remember I said that?
Don't miss out.
Dude, I would be skating my passport and be like,
why is it the other way?
Why is the book still closed?
Oh, I'm sobbing, sobbing, sobbing, sobbing, sobbing, sobbing, sobbing, sobbing, sobbing!
So I'm gonna get to the other town, but...
I thought you'd just write syndicate in the chat.
Oh, she's probably British, isn't it?
Shout out.
What?
Shout out.
Shout out, man.
Shout out.
Shout out, syndicate.
free. Free Muda. Shout out Jinxie. Shout out um. Yo shout out Don Adoya. I like hey
Don uh shout out bro. Shout out Dion. Shout out Ron. Shout out Ron. Shout out uh Lisey.
Yeah. Shout out uh Free the guys. Okay. Shout out Rage. Free the guys from the prison. Shout
out Rage. Shout out Asian. Shout out Maury. Shout out Asian. Shout out Rage. Shout out
the weenie. Shout out to Emily, shout out to Emory, shout out to Bonnie, shout out to Brie, shout out to Strayz.
Big shout out to Strayz and the shout out to X. Shout out to Jason. Shout out to Jason. Shout out to Rosez.
Thank you for the rest.
Oh my god, what happened?
We don't have enough ladies shout-outs, bruh.
Ladies?
Shout-out, Yonah?
They all got hella shout-outs.
Yeah.
Good shout-outs.
Who else we shout-out?
Damn, shout-out.
Uh, shout-out, uh...
Oh, shout-out, Maya, my fault, bruh.
Shout-out to animals.
Shout-out, dudey.
Shout-out to this.
I don't know if we should not be the shout-out.
I don't really need to specify.
Maybe we shouldn't shout-out, dudey.
Alright, fine.
I guess, I guess, bro. Let's not shout over your mate.
Shout out chicken.
Big shout out.
Um, shout out to...
Shut up.
I said I want to shout my son.
Yeah, shout him son.
No, he shouted me out.
Shout out.
Shout out to sender viewers.
Shout out.
Shout out to the store.
Shout out to the shopkeepers.
Looky, we can go there right now.
Shout out to the owners of the 10 gifted.
I'm gonna put that up.
Let's see what this is.
Holy fuck.
We're gonna get it all together.
Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no.
They kick it up.
We're gonna figure ourselves out.
We're gonna figure ourselves out.
Guys.
The one-piece store.
They close us soon, but guess how close it is.
Oh, shit. Did I forget to just tell someone how?
Go on.
Shout out to my grandma.
Shout out to grandma. Shout out to auntie. Shout out to my dad.
Anyone you got a shout out as well? Yeah.
Did I get a shout out? Shout out.
People would just be walking across the road. On his phone, look.
Was it? It's an old guy, man. Who walks across the road when it's packed?
Maybe he was on his phone and he lives a lot of life. I don't know, bro.
Oh, so you don't get mad at him when I did it earlier?
It was a big problem, wasn't it?
But you have a fucking responsibility, bro.
Sorry, sir.
Shout out, Silky, bro.
Oh, my gosh.
Shout out.
Shout out, laser.
Shout out to the police.
Shout out to the police.
I'll say shout out to 5 Star.
That's it really. W5 Star.
Shout out Spitty Moves.
Are we going to have a hella shout out this time?
We're going to have a hella shout out.
Shout out Beasis.
Hey, tell me what your view of...
Yeah.
Shout out.
So?
Well, shout out.
414 if you're a ball.
ball shut up pepper 404 if you're bought shout out y'all
so yeah so I'm gonna be so much gonna do PC check right look at that shut out
I'm gonna jump in chat we'll be here back on Instagram live in my 20 minutes
Okay, after we add a lot of, oh, a lot of extra grime.
Shout out to Graham.
That's why we call it something walking stuff.
Holy fuck.
Shut up.
Shut up.
That's why we call it something walking stuff.
So you're thinking about going to the...
I'll just try that.
Check that out.
Not a bad shot.
This was a great day.
Eww.
Ew, I look like a horse.
I look like a camel.
A beaver.
Oh, you look like an elephant.
Oh my god.
You
Well, yeah, shout out to him, I guess.
Shout out to Fuscus.
Shout out.
Oh, wait, I'll tell you where to now.
Are you sure?
Nugget, biscuit, nugget, and uppercut.
It's the $2 basket, people.
Don't you reload.
Shout out, y'all.
Shout out to Rocky.
Shout out to Ralph.
Those are your superiors?
Shout out, shout out.
There's a little AK work,
AKA the Big Z, AKA the Elephant Man.
I've been here before.
This bridge is really nice.
Shout out.
Why do we drink?
Hmm, that's your idea.
You said it was called my view as choppy, sir.
No, no, it's because we were at...
Oh, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
No, no, no, Zoyle said it.
Zoyle said it, I don't care.
So we're at, what is it, Oxford? Oxford Street?
We're at Oxford Street yesterday.
And a bunch of girls came up to me, they're like,
oh my god, I'm a huge fan.
And they're all like these beautiful girls.
And Zoyle, every time one of the girls walked away,
way here go I don't get it you go all your fans are beautiful and you go and
all my fans are fucking ugly
I didn't say that I said my my viewers are chopped is what I said okay but look
at we are chopped together boys and and all my fans are like they're like all
the people that stop is you're mostly girls and they're all go my god I love
you so much like you're so pretty they're all really nice and so
Look at his face, Chuck!
He did say there's 100% as well.
Oh my goodness.
Chuck, everybody watches me.
I believe he becomes ugly because I hate myself,
and therefore I force it onto you guys,
and you start hating your sounds, and we all hate each other.
And then we all become Chuck in 4-1-4 and Chuck.
Exhumation mark raffle in Zola's check.
Exhumation mark...
Ex...ex...ex...
Shout out, bruh.
Eiffel Tower.
Let's see how far we are.
Now who remembers Germany?
We only know three women speaking like that.
What?
What?
That's what it's like taking together.
Three women's.
Who remembers three women's?
You got Jimmy on stream?
You didn't get it.
You've got a long streaming career, right?
I want to go to Germany.
You can I say?
I fuck with the Londonese.
This is my favorite day in London and the Parisian East brothers have been a good ass day
Bruh, you're a Parisian East in the chat drop of one
You're London East drop of two
Doing good vibes
The kids to the capital, Collet-Francfort
I miss her, the three women in my town with a driving
I'm also at 13k right now and we're drunk in Paris
13,000 people
And we're drunk in Paris, is that not crazy?
I'm being a fucking right dicker
I'm just gonna pit on your strip
2,000 people watching me, I was really thinking about it. Sorry, I'm being a fucking muppet.
No, no, no, I like that you're being a muppet. I like muppets. It is my favorite trio, I can't lie.
Really? That's a good-ass trio, bro. It is. Drunk of Paris, is it Bob?
That's right. That's right. That's true. Why did you?
Why did you look like that? Oh
Man
Wait, what is CZR? Oh my god, they added a CZR mode
They did a CZR.
Wait they did, it's us smiling.
It's foul like the chicken.
CZR.
WCZR bruh.
CZR.
CZR.
I'm already tired.
I'm just sleep on the plane.
I hate my head on the flight.
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine.
How's your gonna go on the plane
when the train going around the rail
How'd you even call a plane a train when the train going around the rail goes in the same?
And the rail goes in the same and the plane goes on the sky and the sky goes in the fly and the fly goes in the sky.
He's being a fucking puppet!
You know what it is? It's Americans who are just waking up and they're like, there's no one alive.
What the fuck is this?
What are we gonna watch? We're gonna watch these fucking three idiots!
Wait, say that again.
Three idiots.
Wait, that's it?
Now I'm gonna talk about shit.
I'm not sure. You know what I thought?
Somebody said...
Somebody said...
Somebody said...
Yeah, sin is a fucking whore!
And they said...
She's not even... She all she does is use people.
She's not even a person with three idiots.
You know what? I messaged John yesterday.
I took a run the day before. I took a dog the other day.
They were kind of right though.
Don't retweet that!
to be fair though go ahead it's fair they want no way how much wood could a
woodchuck chuck a woodchuck look like wood like woodchuck look like woodchuck look like you
you used to have a budding order
no I look like woodchuck
I have to pee again
oh no no
what do I do?
It's I broke the seal man when you break the seal it's over the IQ is dropping
Yes, we are
Yes
No, no, yes, we are
France France no you're adding a piece. You're adding a piece
We're gonna which I talk about which I'm letting you know how much we're gonna watch a check of a witch like you
What is that?
I don't know.
Could have put an engineer.
Could have been.
Why are you talking to the police?
I thought you were going to give me...
Wait, wait for your boo.
Yeah, wait for your boo.
Wait for your boo. I've got the big side, 12s on my feet.
You going?
No.
Oh, no, no.
I was a peanut.
I'm a peanut.
Whoa, I did not call you.
Whoa, whoa.
I did not call you.
I did not call you that.
Who do you think you are?
Freeze her.
I did not.
Whoa, whoa.
I did not call you that.
Whoa, I did not.
That might have hurt, but that was not me.
You were not freezing that.
I did not see you.
You could have literally wha-
That was not me.
You wait too big for your boo.
Yeah, I'm way too big for your boo.
I'm gonna remember, shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Rest in a seat.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I won't tell me you're a backup dancer.
I was on the stage and I ripped some of my back up dancer.
Back up dancer?
That makes me a backup dancer, the man in your face.
Back up dancer.
Back up dancer.
The man in your peep.
Back up dancer.
What do you talk about?
Back up dancer.
You're mad at me when I'm...
How the fuck can I harm you, come everywhere I go?
I can't roam with my enemy shop, walk in the club with all of my tubs.
Party down when it's all go home except for the guy them you must stay walking the club with a gas in
Champagne we don't rev I'm the best. I'm so bossy
Oh my god, I actually miss being in the UK we go back
Before written stars
Message to the man I...
I've always rewrote an important message.
S.A. Lobb plus.
Belfem.
Conu.
De.
faith.
Illuminati.
faith.
See.
Well, what's the cause of, uh...
uh, Women's Dazza.
Women.
Women.
Let's have a celebration and get a glass out.
Oh, uh, we'll pass out.
Let it all away, we won't come round.
Until we hear the gun, we'll pass out.
Yeah, yeah.
Much before another language.
No, we know English.
What English? Don't say we, say no.
You go, no.
Say no.
I don't know a spell.
We're in the cars out.
No.
No.
No.
Can I please have one cup of water?
Yeah, bitch, can you have a cup of water, H.K.?
Give me a cup of water.
That's it for you?
Give me a cup of water.
No.
No.
I'm back in here.
Bro, Kassai's a funny guy, look at all of me, I'm really bad.
Oh, Sita, please get me to meet Kassai, I'm back in here.
Please.
Bro, I wanna meet Kassai so bad.
Bro, I wanna meet Kassai so bad.
shout out mr. Jizzle
it's a bit of a bubble
would y'all like a little bit of a bubble
so now are you doing the tour de France
oh shit over here is perfect
yeah yeah yeah this is good
it's beautiful it's beautiful thank you so much
Um, here, what are you paying?
Uh, I'm probably just...
Card? Here, I'll pay right here.
Mom!
Please!
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Oh we could do this.
This is the only power style.
In your hand.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Start up at the skip dangles, chat. I was holding one, man.
Alright, we'll get...
Look, look, look, look, look!
We didn't get to see this the last time!
Wait, is this even Perkman's ZA?
It's right there!
It's actually scary.
Jack, come on, come on!
Wait, wait, wait!
So, are... Rosie?
Yeah.
Can you get a video right here?
Can I see it?
Of course you can.
Yeah, it's not as big.
He's bigger than Big Ben.
I'm used to bigger.
You wanna go off?
What kind of time, Blake?
He said, wow.
Okay.
You wanna go walk up to it, I guess?
Look, I'm blinking in slow motion.
Are you farting?
And in the stars, a million miles away.
Is that all rightful?
Yeah, well, yeah.
How do you know?
How do they spell that?
I have to pee again.
Okay, listen, if you want to make me the villain, I'll wait up for that, but you're going to see that the hero doesn't always win.
I hate that fucking funny, you know. I hate it.
When does the hero... SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
Don't show my name to your sprees.
SHUT UP!
Best in the sprees.
SHUT UP!
They're Chackenpia.
Whoa!
This is like he's the best of you.
That's beautiful!
Why do you like this?
Stand up.
Here?
Yeah.
Do they like it?
Sometimes you've got to lose to be able to...
That's how.
That's good for us.
If you want to go over the villainy of story, I'll be there for you, but you might find
out that Hero doesn't always win.
Yeah.
Let me know.
Are they here to do this fucking job?
Yeah.
Well.
Well.
We.
So we saw the Eiffel Tower, now let's go to the top.
Let's go.
No, no cleavage, it's a common monument though.
Can I take a picture of it?
Can you stand there?
I'm going to take a picture of pouring down the white cloth.
Stand there.
Sorry.
Three, one, one, two, three.
There you go.
Good.
Jack, smile.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Can you take one of me?
Nope.
Where's he has to do it?
Oh, you have to hold the camera.
Oh, I just touched the lens, I'm stupid.
I just touched the lens. I'm stupid.
you
you
Yeah!
It's gonna fight!
Oh, I'm on my feet!
Look at this! I can't get out!
Oh! Almost got him!
Okay.
I'm the only kind of man, man.
Look who I'm the most kind of- I'm the kind of man who likes.
Why don't you look at him and not say anything?
What do you mean?
You want to say it again?
No.
You weren't looking I guess.
No.
But I got you.
Thank you.
Look at these angels.
You look so sexy.
Pull out your pores for me.
Pull out your pores for me.
Come on.
Sexy boy.
Before you leave we can try and go on the other side.
Sexy boy.
What are you doing?
I hate the way he does that boys.
Do it again.
Wait, this is beautiful! Ted, do you like it? Worth it coming, yes? Yes? For a day?
Well, we got a- I'm no joke, Chad. We got an early hell for this today.
Okay.
Rizzy?
Chat, smile.
One of my friends is here in the park,
they wanna say hi, right?
Yeah.
I know where she is.
Okay, we should, okay,
on my sentence, it's calming down.
good I see that also we have 30 minutes get to the station yes I'm sorry
we'll just make it to go now for the station oh no it's like 15 15 no we
Do I look up Paris train station?
Tell me why I take it.
I'll go to the back of the one piece store by myself right now.
You have to look it up.
I don't know.
I can send you your ticket.
I'll go alone.
Okay, okay.
I'm sending you a ticket.
You're leaving your chat.
Yes.
Okay, I'm sending you a ticket.
I send you.
The students is pulling up right now.
Huh?
I sent you your ticket.
Oh, really?
I'll check it.
I like to lap, lap, lap.
I like to lap, lap, lap.
Okay.
Is there another area we can see right here?
Yeah.
And then we can leave?
We can go around.
Where do we need to go?
We're okay.
Here's the problem.
If we miss our train, we're stuck at Paris,
we have no hotel, no Airbnb, no nothing.
If we make it, then we make it back in time.
Really really late. Yeah. And then we have to go all the way back.
Did I just show a little sickage?
Did you? I don't think so.
That's fine. I was fine with what I guessed.
I haven't even shown it.
I haven't seen it.
If you want to know some of your cinema's happening in front of fans,
I'm sure that you haven't even found some parents, but okay,
you need a complete parent.
Half the cinema we first got here was
he was stopping to talk to us.
No, it wasn't.
guys I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is we have 30 minutes to make it to our
station. The bad news is it is a 30-minute drive to our station. Oh perfect. No. Please. How many
opportunities am I going to have to go to the lumpy store? I don't understand this group. I don't
understand you. Why? I don't understand what's going on. Why are we drunk and why does he insist
on the lumpy store and we're late when he's complaining all day about being late? Yes he's
We could buy it all day!
All day!
We're not late. We're drunk.
Where's my purse?
I hope I had it there.
Well, guys...
Just kidding.
What?
Huh?
What are you saying?
What did you say it's a well?
That's the way out, not the way here.
Oh look.
And the moon's next to it.
Wait, what? Oh yeah, I see it.
Wow, that's beautiful.
I do this.
Maybe when it shudders like this,
we move up a tower like that.
I had a lookie.
Yup.
Yup.
Loki is quite a nice monument. It's a big Ben, isn't it?
It's way bigger than Ben. Are you serious? Ben could never be this big.
This is the biggest I've ever seen. Big Ben.
Okay. The biggest I've ever seen. Bigger than Big Ben.
And the biggest. The largest.
It's gonna stop. Oh, so Twitter can make a joke, but I can't.
Okay, so what's the point of a vital tower, then?
Never understood art. What's the point of a big fucking clock?
Tells the time. Tells the time.
Tell me what the point of the Mona Lisa is.
Bing-long.
Bing-long. I don't know, we didn't see it.
Bing-long.
Yeah, Bing-long, Bing-long.
Maybe it would inspire something in me, like obviously if I get lost,
and then I go on the dates closed.
Muppet.
Muppet. Muppet.
What are we doing about it?
Ladies and gents, I thought you'd go to the bloody Wampie store.
You've worked with Wampie store really far.
We can't make it.
We can't.
We can't.
We can't.
We can't.
Nobody's waving at you.
Oh, somebody's waving.
Oh my god, I'm a dickhead. I thought he was waving at a random person.
Hi Lisa, nice to meet you. Oh thank you so much for you. I thought he was waving to imaginary people. I had no idea it was a real person.
It's one of my oldest friends on Twitch.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Hello. We are running late today.
Yeah, me too, all day. Are you guys leaving?
We live on a plane, or not a plane, a train to catch in like 30 minutes and we're drunk.
Why don't you change the train?
It's the latest one
I know I know
Yeah, that's all was I mean we could have said over not but he doesn't want Paris
Bad right
And they've good pastries. Yeah, okay, so what we have good pastries in the UK. No
Have breakfast, sausage rolls?
Thank you!
That's true! Yes, they literally had sausage rolls!
I've never had one before, Greg.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up.
Oh my god.
Hello.
Hey!
How you doing?
Good to see you.
Good to see you too.
We can ask you too.
We literally just...
Oh, hello!
We literally just barely wandered around, got drunk.
Sorry.
Yeah, sorry, I'm drunk.
What are you doing?
Nah.
Nah.
We had a little.
A little bit.
It's a little bit.
Oh.
Yeah.
I think we'll go off for temporarily.
Something bad happened last week.
Oh.
Wait a minute.
I literally came home from the club.
I wake up like three hours later.
I'm like by my door.
I didn't take off my jacket.
I didn't take off my shoes.
I passed out as soon as I got home.
So I'm like, I...
Yeah, that would do it.
Yes.
that's not good no it was horrible so we're not here longer early sir i would love to hang out
it's okay next time yeah i'm sure of course nice to meet you guys
i'm searching the paris i have to type this you can focus on them
yeah do you miss it a lot do you okay do you prefer Europe overall or yeah yeah but i have all
my friends in america so yeah it makes sense yeah do you not like feel bad living your family alone
No, I do. I've been so homesick recently.
I'm feeling good now though. I'm like back on track.
Like a shinkansen.
That's Japanese with train.
I'm coaching now.
I'm a man of the world.
Look at the terms.
Whoa!
Because it's country.
No, it's hella dusty in Paris.
No, there's dust everywhere, bro.
Yeah, in France, in France, everywhere, not so everywhere in France.
Where's Naut does, do you?
London.
Oh, I don't know about that.
Have you been?
No.
Shut up.
Not yet, no.
I'm looking to go through.
Oh.
Hey.
Look at this, I'm trying.
No, I called the...
Bolt.
Is that what everyone uses, the bolt?
I'm a little scared that it's not going to get here in time, because it is not picking
up the ride.
Try Uber at the same time.
Uber?
Ooh, that's a good strategy.
Hold on.
I know you sell the typo.
Ignore it.
I love the Japanese.
The Chinese Mia one, right?
It's so hot.
Wait, what's it?
That's the big Lisa.
Watch yourself.
Watch.
Watch yourself.
The big Lisa.
Shout out, Lisa.
So long.
This is for you.
Huh?
This is for you.
Yeah, just sometimes.
Like, once a week.
She's fashion, right?
Yeah.
I'm studying here in my master's.
Wait, can you style me?
I don't like shit.
You look perfect already, what the hell?
Oh my god, that's so nice.
Well, next time you come first.
Yes, okay, okay, I'll DM you.
I'll get your contact number from Zoyle,
because I would love to do that.
It'd be really fun.
I've never been a shop here.
I hear it's like really fun.
Yeah, I should.
I'd be super down.
That would be so fun.
Okay, I'm charging an Uber and a Bolt.
Wait, what's my, wait, bring my style.
Bring my style.
You're very Americanized, honestly.
I was wearing the tux, this is the Canadian tux, actually.
We're Americanized.
What the fuck is happening? I don't look pretty.
American aesthetic, I'm seeing it.
Oh, shit. Meal for the fucking IRS.
That's what I want to look.
Oh, pick up in one minute. Over here.
What are you, then? What is this, though?
I don't know. I'm just a mustache.
She has a great style, thank you very much.
You know what it was?
Let's just go get Lippie with me.
Lippie.
Lippie.
Lippie.
Lippie with you.
No.
I was only seeing you there.
I was saying it was very brief.
How are you far from her?
No, actually, not at all.
But I felt so weird.
Like, I was literally watching his find my iPhone and I was like, okay, thank you.
Arriving now.
It was so good to meet you.
Nice to meet you. What's your name? Lisa Lisa. I'll get those your contact info because if we were going to Paris
I would love to like hang out and we might have something we have to come back for
So one thing from New York, maybe
Oh my god, is this like a pepperoni
I think so. I don't know.
Wi-Fi, I'm taking it back home. Cheers.
That Loki hits. That Loki hits.
Bye bye, nice to see you.
Sorry, we can't hang out more.
Listen, if we didn't have the train girl, we'd be here by an hour.
Bye, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Can you park? I'll take you along really quick.
I don't want to leave the Eiffel Tower.
Please, please, please.
Sir, what?
I said it for us and I went to Wi-Fi.
I said it for us on the Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi XXL, Wi-Fi XXL, did you get it?
Yeah, it's hilarious.
It's kinda sad.
Can I go over here real quick?
Oh, take photos.
We can't.
We'll go over there.
Again.
Just pose at these cones.
Okay.
Wait, we barely had to be here.
I'm kinda sad.
I did.
I hear it.
Yeah, let's go next.
Can you go on point five?
Yeah.
Can I give you this?
So we should stay over night.
Oh.
Can you do like pull off for two?
Yeah, they're eighties for half it.
And I'll get close as well.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, do it on there, do it on there, do it on there.
Get just the top half of it so I don't have my legs.
Okay.
Do you want it?
Get closer, get closer.
It's sparing.
Okay.
Rizzy, Rizzy, Rizzy, go, go, go.
Quick, quick, quick.
All right, all right, all right, we're good. Oh, no.
All right, come on, let's go. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you missed the train.
Oh, we missed the car. I'm not good at this.
Are you fucking kidding me?
We missed the one piece of news.
Why did you miss the one piece of news?
What does it mean?
We have a Uber.
What's up, Bo?
Hi, fuck.
It's a regular Uber, not a bull!
Up here, up here.
Yeah.
I have to pee so bad.
You can go to the transition.
I know.
Why are we... where's the hell?
Quick!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, come on, c'mon.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hello?
Hello?
Please sit up.
Please sit up.
It's legit a 30-minute drive, there were no problems.
They said it was a little bit of Wi-Fi.
Bye bye
Yeah chat time for the outro
Ladies and gentlemen
I've got fun
Damn only almost six hours in stream
We
And we'll be live again tomorrow in London
so
We'll have a good day in London go explore some more it'll be our last day in the UK bro
This is my outro song on pay
Okay guys listen, I'll be not live to work. I'm moving down to Brighton
But I might be live at night and then I also might be live the day after which was very fun
Um, thank you very much for watching my broadcast.
I'm welcome to pass and we're gonna go back to the UK now.
Back to you, Center.
Well, guys, it's my outshow.
I guess I'll see you guys next time.
Sorry that we barely got to spend 100 pairs, but, um...
So bad.
It means a little more in pairs, at least.
What is he?
I don't know.
I love y'all. I will see y'all literally tomorrow for a long final day in London. Okay? If you
have any croissants, please drop them all tomorrow. Otherwise, don't even bother a
citizen, okay? Yeah, no pictures of the next week. I'm serious. Yeah, there's not a
croissant in your hand. Don't even bother showing up. Love y'all tomorrow.
If they see some fire, they'll kill himself.
This is a real outro.
Thank you for watching. This was the niggas in Paris.
And we'll be back next time in Paris.
Close. Cause I've all so hard motherfuckers wanna find me.
Hey man, close the camera.
Close the camera.
Close the camera.
Close the camera.
Close the camera.
Close the camera.
Close the camera.
Close the camera.
Close the camera.
But I'm so hard to shit weird
We ain't even supposed to be weird
I'm Psycho, I'm Michael, I'm Michael
Take a pic, Jordan, Jordan
Game 6
Rollies and on tip top
All the walls, all the mo-
Loser down those big rocks
Let's head to
I'm gonna speak fucked up too
If you were saying what I sketched
You'd be in Paris getting fucked up too
What was he?
These are my six J's.
You mean, yay?
These are my toes.
D-Rose.
Bullseye heart motherfuckers wanna find me.
That's your crime.
That's your crime.
That's your crime.
Bullseye heart motherfuckers wanna find me.
Hold on, wait.
That's part.
That's your crime.
You said we can marry at the mall
Say look, you need the car for your bomb
Tell me maybe you need the bathroom stuff
Excuse me, but you deserve to have it all
Bar so hot, that's the crazy
Ain't it, Jay?
What's the order?
It's the way
It's so cold
It's okay
Act like a motherfucker man, maybe I'll see you again
Put that one hand, hook that bitch in one of the dance
She's my friend, but I'm impressed
Y'all, I just said Prince William ain't do it right
If you ask me, cause I put him out water
Get your ass
What do you want to see my nigger?
What's Louis, my killer?
What's Dylan's my killer?
What's the jacket, my gilla?
Got to say I'm the illest
Cause I'm suffering from realness
Get my niggers in Paris
And they're going to Rilla's
And bring in all that memes
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
You're a nice kid, son of a bitch.
Go on, go on, go on.
Motherfucker, motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
You want now watching a pro? Don't let me get in my zone.
Don't let me get in my zone. Don't let me get in my zone.
You need something to be successful.
I ain't gonna let the summer hate mine.
Hold on to me, I'll get you on. Don't let me get in my zone.
Don't let me get in my zone. Don't let me get in my zone.
I sing a billet, they hands to the ceiling.
Oh my god, I'm chillin', how you know I got that feelin'?
You are now watchin' a throne, don't let me into my zone,
don't let me into my zone, I'm definitely in my zone.
Alright, nanduska, bye!
Alright, this is, end of shit.