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You changed my heart in a big way
Don't let me gaze at your impression, and I wanna say
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Ready, alright, already, alright
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Do you remember?
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Thank you so much for all the subs. What's the one song? It was Dizzy Rass. Oh my god. That's the one
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Really bad impression of London.
Really bad.
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12 months of tier one.
I appreciate that.
I just had a bad impression because I feel like running, you know, I had an inside didn't
have good food the few times that I was able to get food and then, you know, had heard
a lot of bad things about London and had seen a lot of my friends have bad interactions
and I can say very confidently as of today, this has been one of the more fun trips I've
ever had.
Rosie has also said it too.
He stayed in London for like a week before he even knew me and he hated London.
And Rosie actually said this trip completely changed how he feels about London.
He loves London, loves it.
I think London, no joke, the people here have been so incredibly kind, like so, so, so nice.
I didn't realize how big my London audience is from even just being on inside, okay?
Check.
So much so that like moments that y'all did not see that will be in the vlog and stuff
like that.
Like my girl audience here is crazy shout out to Londonese.
And like I didn't know until I was here and like meeting everyone was like oh my god that's
insane like what the fuck.
You guys didn't even see there was another like guy who like came up to us like at Oxford
Street and was father in law about how much like he loves like you know the things we
do and everything.
It was crazy, bro. It was just crazy.
So
So I would like to say first and foremost
Obviously today we still have one more day of IRL all we're gonna do not too crazy not like a nine-hour stream
We've got some hours in
but
We will I think you know what I mean finish it off today with some things that we want to go do and
Then and then we'll be done. So and lastly we will at least get to hang out Toby
So it'll be it'll be kind of it'll be kind of cool. You know, I mean we're gonna hang out with yeah shout out the big jizzle
Okay, that's what that's what Zoio called him. We'll get a hang out with Toby today. You're pooch my right thing for the sub
I appreciate it, but I was telling
This Rosie because we were talking about it. I said London has actually been like
One of this I hate leaning back like this because it feels like a talk show
I was like a big talk show douchebag right now actually um
But London has been like one of the sickest places to go, and I want to say something.
Paris was cool yesterday, yes I got to experience Paris, it was awesome, okay, Paris was cool.
I think London, in my opinion, was more fun than Paris.
I don't know how to explain it.
I don't want my Paris friends to be mad, OK?
If you're in Paris, it doesn't mean I didn't like Paris, OK?
I just think I haven't gotten to explore other parts of France.
And I only got to go to, like, touristy parts of Paris.
But London, to me, I've had, like, I don't know.
London is just like the vibe is, you know, but Paris, I will say, was also a vibe.
I think I've had unfortunately two situations in which I've run into not so great people at the start of my trip of Paris.
And then when I'm there, it's like hard to rope back in to like, you know what I mean?
Like getting to experience Paris because I'm like, it's like, it's whatever.
But, but I think Paris would probably be better with somebody that I knew that was French.
And then I'd be able to like experience it a little bit more than I had in the way that I did but but I think for me
London has been kind of a vibe. I really like it. I don't think you guys as snacks are still the best in my opinion
However, your chocolate here better better
Your heritage, I don't know what the fuck y'all got going on a heritage, but listen my bougie ass
Oh my god, I went into their grocery store area and you would have thought I was in like a fucking
You know what I mean? I was like a girl in a Chanel store. I was running around. I saw the most beautiful ass tomatoes
I saw strawberries that were a hundred and eighty quid
For what you know what I mean genuinely why but we didn't get them okay, we didn't get them because that is psychotic
I'm not doing that um
But it was like bougie. It was bougie. She said quid. She's one of us
It's cuz I've been around soil. Okay, that's why I know I know I know I said quid I know
Listen, I get it. I'm not one of you. Okay. I just it's a little crazy. It is a little crazy. All right, but but
We didn't get to do that which was really really cool
other than that yesterday which you guys don't know we actually okay we first of
all my drunk ass I was I was trying to navigate to the subway yesterday so the
train for Euro star we wait you know my drunk ass first of all should never be
in charge of the uber never okay I get in the uber come to find out France shout
out my French knees, okay, but I have a problem with y'all. Some of your places, like your
EuroStar stations, are quite literally named the same as other things, but one letter off,
okay? One letter off. Meaning I went to the wrong station, okay? To be fair, it was only a mile away
from where we went. But we get all the way there and the guy pulls up and says it's a random thing.
And I originally, even when I got in the car, I said you're a star. So I thought he knew no matter
what. And he looked at the thing where we're trying to go. But he went to the wrong address.
So we go to the wrong one. And then he's like, Oh, no, it's one letter off. It's this like this
happens. Like, fuck, okay. We started going chat when I tell you traffic was so bad. Our train left
that nine, we were not expected to even get outside of the vicinity until 845.
Okay, okay, we were not expected to get outside of the vicinity until 845.
Mind you, on EuroStar, you have to get your, it's like, it's like TSA, right? You have to go
through TSA. And I'm like, fuck, we got to scan our passports, go through TSA, get everything,
and then do all this stuff, right?
The guy doesn't turn two different times
and it adds on six minutes of timing
to the trip.
And I'm sitting there and I'm like,
holy fuck, bro, if we get stuck in Paris, we're fucked.
We have nothing.
So I'm like, yes, bro, I'm like, feast, you know?
We're there and we're there.
and the guy, he's like, he's like driving,
doesn't take the first turn,
I look at Rosie at McBrizzy for fuck.
Doesn't take the second turn at McBrizzy, what do we do?
And we're like, hey, let's just get out of the car
and walk as fast as we can to the Eurica Star Station.
Makes sense.
These are walking fast, but I forget,
Zoyle can't walk as fast, like he can't run like us, right?
And so I'm like, I'm like fucking stressing,
because I'm like, oh my God, okay,
we gotta wait a little bit for him,
he can't run as fast as us.
So then I'm over here like, holy fuck, bro,
we're not gonna make it.
But it's like, it's not anybody else's fault but myself.
You know, because realistically,
I am the reason why we were not there on time.
Because I got the one letter wrong,
because I'm dyslexic and stupid, okay?
So then, so then, okay, fine, whatever, we do that.
Can I turn on the slide?
Rosie!
Am I able to?
Yeah.
Is this other black one?
Oh, there we go.
Maybe it's a little better.
Nothing, I got it.
I was trying on the slide.
You want to say hi?
Yeah, oh, okay, it's on the mode.
Did I change the mode?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
Thank you, Ruby.
Au revoir.
Hello.
Wait, is that how you say hello in France?
Yeah, we're in London.
Lock in.
You see?
We're in London, lock in, all right?
Look, we chat, we get to the station,
we get there early enough and we're like stressing,
tell me why Zoyle, first of all,
tries to sneak into the first class train seat.
It wasn't me.
No, it was you, it's changed.
I swear to you?
No, no, no, I swear to you, I only hit the power button.
Yeah, you tapped it, you had to hold it into town.
You tapped it, so it went to the, it's okay,
You're not, it's okay.
This has happened to me as well, and I'm not upset.
And I don't think you're silly for it.
It's okay.
You didn't have to clarify that.
You want it, oh yeah, you go.
Ah, here we go.
Really, really, stop, nice to you.
And that's what you do to me.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
Can I help?
Go ahead.
Rosie?
You're on your own here?
Rosie, this morning, I made breakfast for him in soil.
You know what I mean?
Some friendship.
And I wanted to make them a nice breakfast
because I had these eggs that are double yolk.
And Rosie sleeps in until 2.
Fine, whatever.
So then, like, OK, make my homies breakfast.
We get some pastries or whatever, do that.
I blog the whole thing.
And Rosie comes out eventually, at least of the two.
And he's like, Sinner.
He's like, it was supposed to be annoying.
Oh my God, Sinner, you won't believe what happened.
The most annoying thing happened.
I said, what happened?
And he was, had to unfollow this girl.
And I was like-
You're telling this sort of incorrectly, by the way.
No.
Already certain, accurate.
No.
And he's like, no, you did.
You made it a big deal.
I was threatening.
unfollow this girl I don't know I couldn't turn it on
oh I looked at it but I was already live and then I said I'm not gonna try so I just left it
okay nice um but Rosie goes I had to unfollow this girl this morning she's
ruining my feet and I said okay I said why'd you have to unfollow her you're
I'm saying this so wrong.
No I'm not.
You are.
Tell it.
So, Zoel leaves for whatever the fuck it's called, Luton or some shit.
He leaves and then soon I'm just like talking and I'm just like, I'm just throwing my phone
and I'm just like, oh fuck.
I have an Instagram and I've noticed-
It's exactly what I've said by the way so far.
Go ahead.
No, it's a little inaccurate.
I've noticed.
I just noticed it's different to what I'm used to.
Well, all of a sudden, it's filled with a woman in a bikini.
No, explain how you said it.
Because you complain.
He goes, oh, man, she's ruining my feed.
I had to unfold.
That's exactly how you said it.
No, I said my feed is this.
You're so burdened, by the way.
You're so burdened.
I said my 40-page has been terrorized.
So I need to just cleanse it real quick.
No, but he said it like he was so burdened, OK?
No, see this is the issue.
They say, you're enough.
They said, no, no, no, no.
look what this person wrote. Oh man, that girl must be so annoying. That's exactly how he said it,
by the way. Anyway. Continue. So like, because I personally prefer my Instagram page to not,
to be guru and friendly. I don't want any guru and stuff on it. Guru and friendly? Maybe the
opposite of guru and friendly then? Maybe the opposite. Okay. So I work in opposites. Okay.
Okay.
Because I don't think, I just don't like it.
I prefer to just see like normal stuff on my timeline.
You mean unfriendly, like unfriendly.
Yes, that.
I don't want good stuff on my Instagram.
You don't want good on a 4u page.
No, personally no.
That's my personal preference.
I don't want that on my Instagram.
Okay.
That's not what Instagram is for.
Okay, but here's what he said though, the dipping thing.
He says this and I go, I'm like literally sitting in the classroom like, okay, and then
And I'm like, what do you mean?
And he's like, no, I just like,
I followed this girl last night
because she was opening Pokemon packs.
And he goes, and then I followed her Instagram
and I woke up this morning and she's ruined my feed.
She's ruined it.
And he's like so upset, like so upset.
And I'm like, sure man, whatever.
Like, I'm like, let me see, let me see what he has about.
So yeah.
It's actually so annoying the way,
she just kept laughing.
From frame one, she interrogated me,
and then we just had a laughing in the entire time.
And I was like,
No, because first of all, the way you complain about it,
I was like, bro, shut up, bro, just shut up.
And he goes, he goes like, oh my God,
it's so annoying, she's ruined my feet.
It's like, okay, all right, I said,
what does she look like, let me see.
So he turns the page over, mind you,
this is her Instagram, okay, not the TikTok.
And the entire Instagram is all bikini pics.
Which girl so I can block her?
They want to know which girl so they can block her.
I forgot her name, I didn't remember it.
Really?
I could probably find it.
So.
Someone will know her probably.
So, he goes and look at her Instagram.
Her Instagram is all bikini photos.
All bikinis.
Mind you, he's following her on Instagram, okay?
All right, I'm gonna explain that.
Hold on, hold on.
You're making them think certain things.
No, hold on.
So then I say, but you're following her.
I said, how did you follow her and not know
that she's going to bikini photos?
Here we go.
And then he goes.
Here's the rejection.
he said he goes well to be fair and he goes I saw her TikTok last night when
she was opening Pokemon packs at like four in the morning. She had like 20
assembly hero ATBs and I was like that's crazy and then I watched the whole
TikTok she was very different in that TikTok by the way very different not
very revealing at all she was explaining her story I was like how to get 20 ATBs
and she's like yep I drove to like 15 Pokemon shops actual Pokemon stores in
like a five hour drive and I was like that's a crazy story and I found it
picked up really engaging because she was a good storyteller and I was like you
know I was like I was like look she's actually really good at what she does
and I really liked it I was like all right I'll follow but I don't like I was
like look I can hear your voice quiver while explaining it because I know what
It sounds like, and look, here's the thing.
I, you don't know something about me.
I watched Pokemon Pack opening before I go to sleep now.
That's all I do.
I scroll TikTok and watch Pokemon Pack openings
on the TikTok Live or the normal feed.
So that's how I found that.
And I watched that TikTok and I was like,
this is a great TikTok, she's good at this.
So I wanna see more of that.
But what I don't do, right, this is very important.
What I don't, shut up.
So-
No, no, no, no, it's not called mommy milkins, that's not what you count, but fuck, what?
I follow something called that!
This is what you gotta know, okay?
On TikTok, I don't follow a lot of people because it ruins a full UK.
It like, when you follow someone, they got it.
It follows a-
Someone got it.
Yeah, probably, it was surprising.
Yeah, so when you follow them
Not surprised me at all. When you yes, there it is when you follow them
Why'd you tell them because I don't care
They'll understand because when you I need to tell this when you follow them on tiktok
It fills your full you page with their content. So I don't follow them on tiktok, right?
I just heard that because I was the whole thing my full you page is the right thing
But I don't remember who they are though. So I usually follow them on Instagram
There's a link in there like tiktok buyer. I look on their profile picture on tiktok
The first thing is an Instagram so that's what I clicked on and to do that like hyperlink version of Instagram
We you click on a link. She had a link tree. Yeah, no
No, no, no if you look at a tick tock is Instagram not like tree very important
I went to Instagram hyperlink
I hit follow because the first thing that you see is a pinned recent reel, but it's identical. I just watched
Okay, so
What was next to it? What was that bikini what was no the two there are like six posts when you open integrated doesn't only show you the one post
It shows you like like six what we're all
So out of no, I'll pull this right now. Oh, stay on God. I won't stay on God. I won't right now
There's no way it's everything else is
Okay, let me just say this I
swear I
I swear, I swear, at 4am, I opened the hyperlink version, I saw it on the left of Rio, because
the human eye, if you notice some psychology, the human eye reads from left to right naturally.
So I saw the left of Rio, I was like, that's definitely her.
And then I saw some other stuff, I was like, okay, but I didn't click on them.
I was like, well, I guess you post stuff, whatever, okay?
Well, 4am, 4am.
I followed the Instagram.
4am, by the way.
That was it.
And then I closed it, I went back to TikTok.
That's it.
4 am is very normal for me. You know, it's like not too late.
If you know me, you know it's not too late. That's not greening hours.
It's okay. So I, that's it. That's all that happened.
I lock in. What I did,
I followed, I closed the little hyper window and then I went back to TikTok
and I fell asleep. That was it. That's what happened.
Then I wake up today and I open my Instagram, so I'm going to sit up
And my Instagram feed is just like this girl in bikinis one after another. Oh, you're so burdened. You're so burdened
I was just like what am I what did I do? How do I tell you how do I terrorize this shit overnight? Yeah, what the fuck happened?
Yeah, I was like, oh, this is this girl and I was like fuck what a hard life. They're saying oh, no
Not the bikini
People don't want the Instagram to be fucking like that. You know fairs. That's that's me personally. That's me personally so then
They said I'd hate to be rosy.
So I'm talking to Sinner and I look, look, not all of us are fucking monsters, okay?
You may be a Grunner and then I'd be okay.
I'm not.
Alright?
If you know me...
My Instagram page is not like that.
Sure.
It's not like that.
I'll ask you like, mine's full of, a lot of beautiful women, yeah.
Yeah, but I find it's because I follow, I have beautiful women that I follow, but not like sex women.
I told you, if a friend of mine gets nutted on on the timeline and they do only fans,
I have to mute them.
I have to.
Oh, what a boundary.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because sometimes on Twitter, I follow my friends that do only fans, they get nutted
on on the timeline.
I can't follow them if they get nutted on.
I can't do it.
Respect.
I still love them.
I'm still always going to be like, I love them.
But yeah, I don't know.
I can't look at you in the face if I just watch you get nutted on on the TL.
So I have to separate the two.
It's called the separation of work, you know what I mean, in that space.
Separate the two.
Okay.
So back to my story. That's fair. That was sorry. Okay, so
We're having this conversation. She's laughing at me
She's laughing at me the entire time not very supportive. She's actually interrogating me. She doesn't believe that that's why I thought
We're like casually just like like chatting about like the day or whatever and he just the way he say
He's like, it does this fucking sigh.
And then he's like, to unfollow this girl now.
But it's not, it's so, it's so burdened, like so burdened.
It's a shame.
She just, it's ruined in my 4U page, ruined it.
So why she ruined it?
Well, she just posted those bikini photos
and that's not what I thought she did.
And I'm like, okay.
I wanted to send it here as pass.
Yo, find God, thank you for the sub.
I think that was for you.
Yo, Jamie, thank you for the sub
and Smith, thank you for the sub as well.
Even Tier 2!
But, he says that, and then I'm just laughing.
So I'm like, I don't know, you could have just said nothing and unfollowed her.
You didn't have to make it a big deal that she's like,
posting bikini photos.
You could have just unfollowed her yourself and not told any of your friends.
Well, I'm gonna share with someone and we can tell each other fucking everything.
Okay, but I was like, who's gonna tell you?
No, because-
He's bothering me in the moment.
You could have, but why does it bother you?
Why is it like, guilting you so much?
Because I was just like-
I was just like-
Why do you point it out?
So, because I woke up, no look, I earned an Instagram.
Are you all stressed?
Yes.
I earned an Instagram.
This, this is how you sounded, what are you describing to me?
This exact tone.
I earned an Instagram and it's just fucking terrorized and I can't see any of my friends
or anything, right?
Or anyone I keep up to date with, it's just her, hashtag her and I couldn't fucking believe
it.
Why?
And then there's just not a good moment to wake up.
Things to wake up to, I don't know.
Yo, when I tell you that I literally saw it,
and I'm crying like, I'm like, Rosie, there's no way.
And I didn't ask and also Rosie was like,
I said, I don't give a fuck what you do
in your free time, you know what I mean?
You're in your room, do whatever you gotta do.
I'm gonna say fucking not though.
Okay, but I said, I said, just be honest.
And I said, because don't lie.
I said, there is no world in my-
What would I lie to you?
And I said, there's no world in which you clicked
on her Instagram and you didn't see the whole thing.
And then you're so up, like what?
You can just be honest.
You know, you had a moment of weakness.
I did not have a weakness.
You know what I mean?
No.
I follow hot women on Instagram.
Yeah?
It's not like I'm like, oh my god,
I have to remove this hot woman because she's
terrorizing my for you page.
She's a hot girl.
Who cares?
That's not why.
I followed up for the out of the sport of Perkman packs. No, that was it. That's it. I'm snitching about the tiktoks
I'm sitting. Okay. I was it sit down
No, I can see these ones. I didn't see these ones. I only saw
I don't care. Okay. Okay. I'm there in the shit problem. It's because you're trying to make me know
so I go I go well what are her tiktok like because like
She I told Rosie I said I said she literally
check. In my opinion, I think this this girl is gorgeous and I said Rosie it
makes sense that you think that she is hot. She is gorgeous you know what I mean?
Why are you embarrassed about it? And I said what is her tiktok like? Is it
genuinely this? And he goes no Senna, look look look and he goes this is the tiktok I saw.
So he shows me and I'm like Rosie, first of all I don't give a fuck okay. If you
think she's hot like literally that's fine okay. You don't, I was just making
fun of him because he made it a big deal about her phone. I was like you didn't like
Why are you making a big deal?
So then, so then.
Someone has really found out, like she has two ticker accounts,
one Parkland, one Bruno.
Well.
And I found the Parkland one.
Well, even her Pokemon one, you know,
I have friends that work in the industry, OK,
that work in the OnlyFans industry.
And they've told me about things that they do that are like,
you know, supposed to be like ways to engage with stuff like that.
I mean, I have friends that do only fans.
And I'm looking at some of these TikToks,
and like some of them, it's like a super low cut top.
And if this is the Pokemon card, she's like,
like this, okay, super low cut top with it out.
And she's like, I got this Pokemon card today.
And I go like this, I literally, Rosie holds it up,
and he goes, Rosie, I didn't see that one though.
And I go,
I didn't.
or the first one that was her fully clothed.
Fully.
She was.
And the one I saw, I got almost baited
and the first thing I saw, the first thing is,
I don't look at that.
I look at personality first, you know me.
So I just, you know what?
I didn't see that at all.
And I also,
I don't care.
I'm not a son.
No, I know, but it's just, you were,
Chad, if you saw how like, how like,
it was like, he was like, oh, I have to unfollow her.
And he was just so distraught.
He was so distraught that she ruined his four-year page.
And I'm like, why?
It's not even a big deal.
You could have just un-followed her
and just moved on with your life.
Why are you so distraught?
But then pretending like you didn't know,
just so you have a moment of weakness.
I didn't, like, that's the issue.
It would be so much easier if I did, but I didn't.
I watched her talk about a story, and she opened packs.
And I liked the way she opened packs.
It was very impressive.
I didn't see anyone do it, like, sort of like, you know,
casually.
First of all, first of all, she's gorgeous, OK?
She's a gorgeous girl.
She was very hot.
She did, there was one big talk.
See, there's not enough Seattle.
Like I said, I have friends who are in the industry.
She had a very, very, very low cut top.
Very low cut, it was like down to here, okay?
And to be fair, I want to clarify, I verified it.
She actually does only fans too, like she does only fans.
So the way I discovered this, though.
What's a, go ahead.
Was, Cina was like, just your only fans.
And I was like, I think so.
And then I was on Instagram page and I was like,
oh, she has a link tree.
And then I put them in the link tree
and the first thing was that.
And I was like, oh, did you eat?
Okay.
But to be fair though, if you do only fans.
It's fine.
It's right that you have marketing strategies.
Yeah.
And so I'm like looking at her Pokemon page
and he's like, no, no, no.
And he's like, I swear.
And I'm like making fun of them, right?
She sits down in one of the things.
She starts.
And now this is like, this is like on,
well, I understand I have friends who do only fans.
I have friends who do only fans who also do TikToks.
And they have told me that they do this.
They will wear really low cut tops.
And then when you go to start the thing,
when the video will start, they'll go like this.
Because if you sit down in a bouncy chair,
your boobs will jiggle.
And then you show the cart.
Somebody said jiggle straps, they said jiggle straps.
That's interesting, that's so interesting.
I didn't even know that tech.
She told me that tech earlier today.
No, I literally showed him, I go, jiggle straps.
And then he goes, he goes, I didn't even know that.
I didn't even know it was a thing.
And I said, what?
And I was dying laughing.
It was so funny.
But to be fair.
I told you they're never gonna believe me though.
That's the thing, I knew this is how I was gonna go.
They're never gonna believe me
because they're gooned out, and I'm just not that.
I'm not.
I'm sure I'm not.
He said, we're not looking at the jiggle,
we're looking at the God pack.
I am!
Bro!
That's what I'm looking for every night,
is like, that's how it started.
I saw one TikTok with a God pack,
and I was like, this is fucking fine.
She's the real God pack.
And if I can find a God pack,
why are they all spending that money?
Do you want me to do a DM slide for you?
Do you want me to say, hey, my friend thinks that you're hot?
No.
You want me to say, hey, my friend thinks that you're hot,
and he loves Pokemon.
Please please I will DM her and I will say my friend. That's your hot
He he DM her all DM Joe Jonas. We'll see what fucking happens. I've already DM Joe Jonas. He needs someone else obviously I
Know how to get through and I
Connects it wrestling
No, I don't
Who's Alina and I was there go fuck yourself someone else actually works there
Listen, I thought it was really funny. She has a portion 11
She's a portion 11 get in there. That's what they said. You might want to DM her. I can't lie
She's a portion 11. How many Senate here at TV. She got well you saw she looks like a damn scalper
She had like a hundred. Yeah, but that's why I lacked her because she's a scalper. She wasn't scalping
She explained her story. She's like, yeah, I have all the TVs. It may seem crazy. I have all the TVs
But I didn't scale I just I there's a play called a fly or something a flight
I think you get Florida. I don't know but is this place and she drove for hours and went to every Pokemon store on the way
And go all the ETB's she doesn't want to spend like market price. I was like fairs
He's telling me this and he goes he was listening but that's why that's why I like her though
And he goes cuz she actually did it the right way and it's like something that I would do like her like her as in I
Appreciated her
I don't think you can say this this morning.
You could have kept it to yourself.
You for some reason decided to bring it to your friends.
You knew what it was when you were gonna do that.
I don't know what you expected.
Oh, I see, okay, I see.
That's, you just appreciated her story.
Yes, she's a great storyteller.
She should have stuck with that, Lucky.
I don't know, I thought she was really good at that.
And then, yeah.
And it's fine, she can do all that.
No issue, but I just don't want that on my stuff.
Makes me look freaked out.
So over my Instagram, I mentioned,
I'm just like sitting next to you.
I have my Instagram and just all that.
If you're like in New York as well,
it means a little literally would've been like, nice.
That is not true.
But we would've called you good now.
Yeah, I mean Zora can't say shit, but also.
Yeah, his Instagram rules are crazy.
No, ma'am.
Sinner, check this, he's still, no.
First of all, that's not my business.
Whether or not you still follow her or not is not my business.
Secondly, it literally, to be fair, he did on ballroom.
On ballroom in front of her.
Like, again, again, again, this is the problem.
It wasn't my business.
If you bring it to me, of course, I'm going to make fun of you.
It wasn't my business.
You interrogated me for like 15 minutes on it.
No, no, no.
You were.
This is my business when you decided to tell me for some reason, and I don't need to know that information about you.
I live in a black mirror episode.
You could have just not told me, but you literally now Zoil knows too. You could have just not said anything.
You want to know why Zoil knows? Because you ran to him in our group chat, and you were like, you recorded me, you're like, this is so funny.
And you recorded the whole thing, and then you said it was Zoil. And you were just like, yes, he's been trying to back-pull this entire time, like, this bullshit, and I couldn't even defend myself to my fucking friend.
I'm a pixie lamp, like what the fuck?
So annoying!
Well, Zoil had just left and he didn't get to see that cutscene
so I wanted him to be a part of the cutscene.
Thank you. What's the problem?
what's the problem
why are you
because you're not going to help them
no
and you want to know why
because
i personally am allowed to choose what i want on my for you page
there's okay
and i don't want
to have
a bunch of women
on my instagram page
Just like half naked, that's me personally, because I don't want to objectify them, that's not really the reason.
I really just don't want to like that on my 4U page, I don't like it.
Okay.
It feels to me like that's like doing shit, and that's not what I want to do.
Okay.
To me personally, on my Instagram, that's it.
And like, I did like her content, opening program packs, so I was like, yeah, I'll follow her Instagram so I remember who she is, and maybe she likes your uploads real as well.
I don't want to put it on TikTok because it'll ruin my full you page. It would just be all of that stuff every time
Don't worry. Fuck it. It doesn't matter. I've lost
Now I'm a hero
You you might be a hero
Listen listen as your boss, okay? Yeah as your boss. I
Am your boss showing that I am your boss and as your boss
You know what I mean? In this HR violation here, I don't need to know what you do at 4am in your free time.
You can keep it to yourself. You can keep it to yourself.
You know what I mean? It's none of my business what you do in your free time.
There's at 4am.
And I will be issuing you an HR violation, one strike.
Now, you have had so many violations, you could get fucking eradicated off the job market.
You should be banned and blacklisted from ever being at a started company ever.
Why?
You're not a HR violation, I can report.
How?
Holy shit, there was about 20 yesterday in Paris.
How?
Explain.
When you were strong, you fucking alcoholic.
What did I do?
Talk about that.
What did I do yesterday?
I'm not allowed to drink?
I'm not allowed to drink what I do yesterday on the job
So I can't drink on the job. That's a HR violation on the job. You're meant to be the fucking one I command
That's the HR violation because I drink on the job
God forbid a bitch want to have a wine now and then it's only a problem when you run out
That's when it becomes an issue. I wouldn't got another I never read it
What's you tell them about the white the trip home? Oh, I did already tell them how I fucked it up
Yeah, that's not a HR violation. That's called a mistake because I'm human
They didn't say that was a HR violation
I didn't you can make me the enemy, but you're gonna find out that the heroes don't always win
You've stolen that result saying it cuz he times you're gonna find out that the heroes don't always win
Just as you're a gooner doesn't make it everybody else's problem. It has nothing to do with me
You're you are genuinely more of a girner than me. That's insane. How?
Because I uplift women and call them pretty.
I follow the path of the monk and I have an iron will.
How do you feel about that?
Let's talk about your game player, Resident Evil recently.
I don't like the way you did that.
Let's talk about it.
Put your little size four shoes on the table.
Let's talk about it.
What do you mean?
I beat Resident Evil 9, fall asleep, and then I beat Resident Evil 7, fall asleep, and then I beat, oh jeez, and then I play Resident Evil 8.
We'll see if you.
I fell in love with Resident Evil. I think that's incredible. I think it's one of the best gaming genres of all time. They monster it with action and horror.
I think it's really good, actually.
You're ready to go.
I actually really enjoyed that talk.
We have to meet Toby.
Wait, what?
Yeah, Toby called me. He confirmed. So we have to meet him at a certain time. So we have to go to this other thing first.
first. If you want to go. You can go to this thing and then that thing. I don't know if
we'll have time for the thing in between, but we can try it. But we have to leave now.
Oh yeah. Okay. Well, that was it. Um, G-Sharma, thanks for 15 gifts and subs.
G-Sharma with the 50 gift and oh my god, wait! Thank you G-Sharma, I appreciate that. W!
Thank you for the 50 gift that I appreciate it so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Could you do a thank you for them?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
So you want me to squat down.
This is what I mean.
You literally ask me to do sexual acts.
What is this?
I
Would fuck every single time
We can I'll get ready I'll get I'll get this stuff. Mm-hmm. Yes, I know I get stuff. Yep, so I didn't get the bag
Holy shit, bro, thank you for the 50 gifted G Sharma. I appreciate it. Thank you so much
you know you deadass might uh it's okay bro you might be a gooner it happens
you know what I mean no joke like this is a deadass how it was I was sitting on
the couch it was it was it was so chill in this room we weren't even like really
talking and he just goes and then proceeds to tell me about how he had to
unfollow this girl and I was just like that was just like information I didn't
need to know. You know what I mean? Not only did I not need to know it, why is it like
weighing on your heart so heavy that you're just like, I had to un-fall her.
I didn't even know where you paid for her.
Shut up.
We were talking, by the way, like quite a lot, and that's why it was just like, no filter.
I look at my phone and I'm like, oh man.
Now you know who he was? It was this emote. This was you.
That was me, yeah.
I got baited. I thought she did Pokemon content.
Yeah, I mean she does do that but it's just like not.
Shut up, I mean it works.
This is why men don't talk about feeling sent up.
Exactly.
Are you fucking serious?
Exactly. I'll open up again.
It's fine. It's fine. It's cool.
Don't worry.
Don't retweet that. That is crazy to retweet.
Also, T-Shirtman, thank you again for the 50 freakin' gifted, man. That's crazy.
I appreciate that so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Chat, listen, okay, but here's the thing. Like, imagine, imagine I did that.
They were just trolling nonstop. And don't say ironic, like, I'm a gooner too, bro.
When have I ever been...
Never mind. We don't need to go down this road. Never mind.
Nope. Nope. Nope. We don't need to go down this road. We don't need to go down this road. Nope. Nope. Nope
I think I've done enough
Nah, nah, and I think we're good with some ladies and gentlemen like I was saying I love London shout out on my London
Shatter all my London ease in the chat. You guys have been amazing
You know, I mean absolutely wonderful and we love London so much
The Nintendo DS story
What? Nothing? Nothing. Shut up, just shut up. Okay? Not down bad, but oh yeah, in an
article about being down bad, okay? Yes, that is objectively true. The Nintendo DS story
isn't even that bad though it's really not that bad okay it's really not that
bad bro it's not also I heard that what what is the DS story I had to get real
quiet which I know it means usually you can fucking call it but every time you
quiet. What's the DS story? How do they know it? I don't think it's going to be everything.
How do they fucking know it?
Listen, we all have our weaknesses, okay?
And what's yours? I thought I knew some of yours.
They haven't heard anything about it in fucking DSI.
You can just access the internet on the Nintendo DS.
Did you gurn with a DS?
Did you actually watch porn on a DS?
I didn't know it was possible.
What? Did you use a stylus?
I had a computer! I had a computer! And I didn't have a phone!
So yeah, I have this little app that let you like go on on on the web
And I was okay, so I would I would look up porn on my Nintendo DS
This motherfucker was looking at porn like it was scribble notes. What the fuck was she doing?
I know exactly what I was looking up to. I remember it very visibly. I know exactly what I was looking up
I love you, I love you, I love you, I can they know actually they know they know I think they know
I think they know what I was looking up. I think I've told it before it was crazy. It was kind of crazy
Yeah, somebody did no you can't Google it you can't Google it. There's never you look this no no no no no no no no no
Click down see if they're all saying it
ferries
No, it was a girl points porn star
Jimmy Neutron.
No.
Listen!
Wait, what?
Who's that?
She's this very big booty poor star.
She had a huge booty.
And I was like, oh, she's kind of hot when she was doing the deed.
So I looked it up.
I looked it up and I said, yeah, so what is the problem?
What is the problem?
problem is that so wrong is it so wrong to use my DS stylus to look up Pinky on
Pornhub no okay no yes okay that was back then it was when I was discovering
what porn was and I use my Nintendo DS so sue me okay so sue me
Oh, she had a big booty.
Why are you laughing?
I'm not.
Oh, Jesus.
What would you say?
Listen, listen, okay, it was a moment of weakness, yes, and then I got granted from my Nintendo
DS and I was scared that my dad would know how to turn on the browser because if he did
he would use it.
Can I admit something else since it's a safe space?
Yeah.
I didn't just do that on my Nintendo DS.
We didn't have iPhones when we were kids because my dad didn't want to have like regular
phones really early. So the only phone that he gave us was, if you know, a
track phone or like Cricut Mobile, like the prepaid ones. Yeah.
It's only used for, for like, emergencies and I figured out, well, I figured out how
to access the internet on there as well.
So in like, oh, it asked.
Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two.
Tactical F.
That's a tactical F.
That's a tactical hack.
Was it full there?
Back, back, back, back.
Oh, it's back? Okay.
Um, anyways, so, welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
Um, I guess I don't need to tell the story, I already pulled it once.
No, you can go again. So you got caught with your blackberry.
No, I didn't get caught. Um, I just figured out that there was a way to download on TrackPhone,
a web browser. Fixed. Is it good? Fixed? Okay. So, anyways, I found out how to access
the Internet and I looked up the exact same stuff in my library. And it was like not even
visible because it wouldn't play correctly. So it was just in gigantic pixels. But I knew
I knew what was going on. I was picking up what I was putting down.
So you, I actually think you were way more gearing down than I was as a kid, for sure.
No.
I was scared to look up porn.
I was too.
I thought like if I looked up porn I was going to die.
Me too.
Gently.
Me too.
Until I was like 17 and I was like, it's fine.
Me too.
I looked up with my friends all together.
That's weird.
three of us all together.
That's weird.
We were 17, no, we were 16.
16, and we just, we did like a sleepover,
and we looked it up.
You watched porn with your friends.
Yeah, we were just like, that's kind of cool, I guess.
But then nothing.
Here, I like that you're even in question mark.
Thank God that wasn't just me.
No, I did not look at it.
To be fair, there was one time,
oh, I forgot about this.
I don't know if my dad knows this.
Uh-oh, okay, this might be bad.
So, you know, my dad is a single-fowler, okay?
We live in the house.
And my friend, at the time, my best friend, Kirsten, shout-out, she's a goat.
She came to the house with me, and I was looking for video games to play with Kirsten.
My dad was not home.
He was at work.
And to be fair, my dad was very careful about where he put that stuff, okay?
Like everywhere.
He never had any of his inappropriate stuff out, ever, ever, ever, ever.
But I went digging through his stuff without telling him.
I think I went into like his closet, okay?
Because I was looking-
You never do that.
I know.
I went into my dad's closet because I was looking for it to play for a game.
I was looking for a game.
They were all in like DVD cases.
My dad had hidden one of the CDs behind,
it was like a, you know the paper inside of like gaming,
like hard cases?
It was like behind one of those.
But in a CD that was there.
And it was a game that I would normally never play.
But all of our CDs always got mixed up in different cases.
So I was like, oh, it's gotta be in one of these,
in my dad's closet.
I opened the thing, I don't know if my dad knows this.
And I opened it and there was like a weeder on it.
and then two big booty ladies.
Okay, all right.
And I'd never seen a weiner before in my life.
And I was like.
You should have started with the two big booty ladies.
Sorry, sorry.
It's not the right experience.
Yeah, it was two big booty ladies.
And then it was like, not a man on it,
but it was like the silhouette of a man
and then there was a weiner.
Because obviously the highlight was the ladies.
And I was like, what the hell?
I'm with my friend Kirsten.
I could probably call her to remember this.
And Kirsten saw it too.
Kirsten was like, oh, what the heck?
And I was like, what is that?
And I'm like, I think that's a wiener.
And...
You're actually a little temodachi-wabu character.
No, I'm not a temodachi-wabu character.
The way you react, I think it's a wiener.
It is a wiener, it was a wiener.
And so, then, I was curious.
I was curious, no, no, no.
But I took it out of the CD case
and me and my friend brought it downstairs.
and people were looking at it in the window light.
And I was like, I swear, that's a wiener, I swear.
And so then, then I was like, why is it look so like?
You know what I mean?
Because it was like a weird silhouette of one.
It was kind of like, it was out,
but it was kind of like this.
And it was weird.
And then there were two big booties right there
with their koochies out.
And I was like, oh, that's crazy.
And then me and my friend put it away
and then we never talked about it after that.
She was very uncomfortable.
It's a weird situation.
That's fucking strange.
I didn't want to look at it in the closet.
It was dark in the closet.
I was curious.
You were freaked out of your mind.
No, bro.
It was like, what do you want me to do?
Jesus.
I'm sorry, Mr. Hoodie.
You get to hear that.
I'm really sorry.
Knock on my dad.
Please tell him.
No.
Please ask him if he still has it.
No.
Ask him if he still has it, or else I will.
No, it's a very uncomfortable conversation.
If my dad calls me, I will not talk about it.
I won't.
Interesting.
I don't want to hear it from you.
You literally said you watched porn
with your friends together.
That's weird.
No, I think it's actually a very normal thing
as like our boy grew up.
Like, you're all just kind of not sure.
I'm pretty sure I was actually younger than that.
But I was around that.
Fine.
And yeah, we were just having like a sleepover.
And they're all saying, no, it's not.
No, no.
No, thank you, thank you.
Go ahead and game one.
We weren't sure.
And then we were just like, one of us just kept talking
about one thing in particular.
And I was just like, yeah, I don't watch that.
And then they're just like, no way, never seen it.
I was like, nope.
And then, yeah, they just put it on.
Another friend of mine had also never seen it.
And they put it on, and we were just like, wow, it's kind of crazy.
And that was it.
And then they started watching lively shit.
Oh, it's OK.
And that's when I saw who's seen it.
The person.
Don't say what it was.
What's wrong with you?
The person got fucked by something, and it killed them.
And that actually ruined my fucking brain for a while, like what the fuck did I just
see?
Yeah.
Well, I don't like that people were saying, oh, that one.
Yeah, it's very, everyone's seen it.
A lot of people have seen it.
I have not seen it.
A lot of people have seen it.
Okay, I have to admit something.
Here we go.
The floor is open.
While we're telling stories, I have to tell the story because it's kind of crazy.
Um, you know, in the process of discovering yourself as you're growing up, you, you know,
of course I was on my Blackberry, I was on my Nintendo DS, I was doing devious acts.
Yeah.
But you're stylist.
And I'm scared that they're going to see this actually, but if it gets me in trouble,
it gets me in trouble.
Um, why don't I grant myself to have a computer?
And uh, you know, I was playing this game on the computer and uh, I got recommended
you one of those like porn games that you can play.
And you know, you never like, like I was like, I didn't know, like I didn't know, I was like,
I was young, I was young.
So, so I quit though, I quit though, first of all.
Virus galore, okay, virus galore.
Yeah, that's 3G.
Okay, but then, now grandma's PC.
But then, but then, but then, but then.
It was a grammar hard section to pop up.
No, no, it gets worse, it gets worse.
So, my grandma comes over, it was, I don't know,
like a laptop, and I was like, oh my God,
I didn't even see her walking up.
So I closed the laptop, and she's like,
what were you looking at?
And I was like, nothing.
She's pressing me about it, and it's clear that I'm lying,
like it's very clear.
But somehow, she, like my grandma, bless her heart,
she didn't know how to turn on the laptop.
Yeah, she couldn't get into it.
So when she walked away, I walked in really fast,
closed the tab.
And then I was like, I was literally like this,
but I just did, I argued with her.
And I was like, I just didn't like that you were like,
pressing me about what I was doing it,
because it made me feel so weird.
You know what I mean?
I gasped at her, I gasped at her as a kid, I gasped at her.
And she let it go, okay, she let it go.
But you didn't clear the history.
Didn't clear the history.
mind you my grandparents are older so some weeks go by okay weeks like it's
been it's been maybe maybe even like three months okay okay and and they my
grandma doesn't really use the laptop ever so when I started my grandpa has
his own laptop that's for work so months even go by nothing I'm in the clear
safe and my grandma is like talking and she's like yeah mind you this whole
situation has been forgotten because it turned into nothing like she she felt
gaslit by me so she just let it go okay I go over there and she's like really
upset like what's going on she's like um she's like well there's this like there's
porn on like our browser history and like I don't know how it got there and
I'm like quit thinking I go grandma I said do you think that the neighbors
could have used your Wi-Fi and she's like what do you mean and I said well
grandma porn porn game on the living room PC it was the living room PC and
my grandma's in so much about walk away so I go grandma I said if they ever
logged in to your Wi-Fi and they ever look up stuff in their home it will still
show up in your browser history because it's on the same internet and she's like
oh my gosh that's crazy and I'm like yeah grandma that's insane like why would
they do that and then she's like well my girl's very religious she's like I'm
gonna pray about them and hope that they don't do that because that's not right
and they go to the same church I'm like mm-hmm oh no yeah that's a mistake you've
You've included another, another element to your story.
It's our state and these other people can now be interrogated and if they are like,
what the fuck are you talking about?
We do not watch or play porn games.
Then it's going to come back to me.
They didn't know the porn game.
They thought it was just porn.
Not a game.
Right.
And they're religious.
They probably don't watch porn.
Right.
Okay.
So, uh, anyways, yeah, I actually got away with it.
Like she never went to church and confronted them.
Instead they just changed the Wi-Fi password because they thought, okay, well then if they
keep using the Wi-Fi for porn, then we're going to not give them the Wi-Fi password.
So I got away with it.
Oh, how did that make you feel?
Terrible.
When I think about it now, terrible.
So that's a burden that's been weighing heavily on you for a while.
You turned out on the living room, you can see a grandma's house, and then probably got
Ben Navas, you're impressed?
Your grandma's probably looking at her neighbors,
like side-eye.
And my grandma's both watched my YouTube videos.
Every church Sunday.
ECR, this is going up on the old town.
No, no, ECR, no, ECR, ECR, no.
They've watched and both of my grandmas talk.
So with the grandma on either side,
they're gonna call the other one
and say, did you know about that?
And my grandma will cry.
Grandma, grandma, if you see this,
I love you grandma, I'm sorry about it to this day, okay?
To this day, I'm sorry about it.
I am not like that anymore.
I'm a good noodle.
Sina and Rosie exposes their good stories.
It's the title.
Call him a fucking Uber, bro.
She already gets mad at me too
because I post some YouTube videos.
Can you imagine what she's gonna do
when she finds out that I was gooned out
on the living room PC?
Hey, world human, not thrill.
Okay, yeah, and you were gooned out
literally to that Instagram yesterday.
I wasn't!
I was watching PAX!
It's a fucking sport that I love.
That's all I was fucking doing.
Sure.
Yeah, I did.
If I'd grown, then yeah, blame me for groaning.
But I wasn't groaning.
I wasn't.
I swear.
I fucking swear.
For sport, they said?
Yeah, it's a fucking sport that I love, the PAX.
It's great.
I don't get any here apparently though. They don't have any fucking ascended heroes.
Okay, we need to stop confessing. Stop confessing too much. I'm actually going to get in trouble by two people today.
You've confessed a fucking lot.
I know. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know why.
I don't want to hear from you though. You confessed that you literally were gooned out with your friends for the first time you ever watched porn, which is weird.
And you're trying to say that's normal. That's not normal.
I feel like that's it just happens you're all slipping over and then the boys you start watching porn randomly
It's just one of those things in high school. It happens. It happens
It just comes up usually it's like obviously this like fucking
Somebody said checks it as Nintendo switch it. No, I'm not going down on my switch. I'm not
I'm not going down on my switch, bro. I swear. I swear. I don't even have I don't even have the ability to go on the
on the web, on my switch.
If there was like a green version of like Twitter
and I had like your preference below,
the semi would just be the me.
Just me's, different me's.
The Nintendo me's?
Yeah.
No it would not.
It's definitely the side.
I'm not gooned out to Nintendo me's bro, I'm just like.
You got a me fetish.
I will.
It happens.
Wouldn't be me.
Yeah, because you're jerking off to put more packed openings.
Nope.
I appreciate the art of the sport.
Time to capture you there.
Not a single part of me was giving out to that.
It's fucking strange.
I was on a web browser on Nintendo DS.
That is so different.
Also, pick up in three minutes.
I was on a web browser on my Nintendo DS.
I was not playing me plaza or whatever and enjoying it.
I was literally on a web browser.
It is so different.
It is different.
It's not the same thing.
I was not on me plaza.
I was not.
OK, what is this?
We need to fucking go, nothing, we need to go, nothing, we need to go, come on let's
go, come on, come on, get your phone, get your phone, here, here, here, take this, take
this, come on, lock in, lock in, no, this is mine, this is not mine, motherfucker, you
You have the beat by Dr. Dre Case. I know this is for you.
Oh wait, it's been up here the whole time.
What the fuck is that noise?
Fucking bitch.
Well, they're lying. This is the line.
Senator, you're on the GEOGEST in the R6 tourney?
Yeah, but after the stories I just told today, I think I'm getting kicked from both.
Can't really be surprised at the fact that we are.
Senator, we don't want that freaking attorneys.
Get this freak out of our drink, I bet you're signing.
Holy. Can't really say that's not deserved after that.
I'm going to be honest with you. So it is what it is.
Two phones is beyond... No, no, no, no. Hold on.
One of them, chat, is only for stream phones.
Because I still have to be able to communicate for collabs and
make sure stream is good. I literally have to use this one.
It's not a goon or foal bro, it's for stream bro I'll never find an allegation it's not a goon or foal
How does this turn on me when you're the one that was gooned out today?
I wasn't but that's the thing, that's what happens
Jack, type of one of you goon at your laptop
I'm trying to see some
No
Or your computer, like the computer you're sitting at right now
No
If you do, genuinely you should be jailed
That is weird as fuck, I'm so sorry
If you're gooned out at like your computer, why bro?
You have a phone. Why are you using your computer?
Bro, them writing actual excuses is so funny.
Somebody said it because I actually want to see it. It's a...
No, that is fair. It's a bigger immersive experience, I think, on your PC.
But on a...
Be honest, have you ever had your computer?
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Back home.
Not in America. Back when I was in Australia, yeah.
Because it was a line. Why not? Try it.
But I didn't like it. I prefer fine.
Why not?
Why would you not try it?
We have one life.
Somebody said AKOLAD.
If you have an AKOLAD screen and you're like, yeah, I'm not going to lie.
This is AKOLAD. You can see everything.
You can see every, every pore, then fine, I guess.
You know the shit I'm terrified to try one day?
What?
I want to avoid it. V.L.
Fuck no. I feel like V.L. Porn could like change your brain if it was done right.
I think it's OD. I think it's so weird, bro.
I think I could actually change your brain.
I think it's so weird.
It's P.
Can I be honest?
Go ahead.
I dated a guy that got a V.R. thing.
And instantly, in my head, I was back then I was so insecure and I was like, he is totally gonna wait till I leave to try V.R. Porn.
And then he's not gonna love me anymore.
That's what I thought.
Well, did he?
He said he didn't, but I think he did.
He says he won't, but he really did.
He said eventually he did stop loving me.
So, I mean, to be fair, there's a strong possibility, you know?
No.
Well...
They said it's Zoyle for sure.
No, that's not...
Zoyle would do VR porn.
I believe that he has.
No, I'm pretty sure Zoyle has.
I'm pretty sure he has.
You know Zoyle.
He's tried everything.
He's very much like the kind of person that will just do one thing all the time.
I think watch has.
Absolutely.
I think one has a hundred for that.
Watch definitely has.
One has got freak allegations.
There's no way he has it.
There's no way.
I will call him.
The moment you go, I'm calling him.
I'll be like, yo, have you ever tried to get a porn just curious?
I have a story to tell.
I don't want to tell it there.
I'm like, but there's one of my first times talking to some knowledge.
He gave me a recommendation on something.
I was just like, the fuck, okay.
And like, yeah, in hindsight, it's kind of funny.
Because it's like, how would you know this was your little goondout?
Yeah.
Was it VRChat related?
Ahhhh! Indirectly.
But it was a recommendation.
He's like, yeah, it just works way better.
And I was like, all right, bro, thanks.
I love watch.
All right, all right, ready?
Wait, let me, can you, whatever, two, seven, four, three, two, one.
I'm gonna grab um...
Do you need this by the way?
This is what?
It's out.
No.
I'm gonna grab something and then we're gonna do it.
Hey!
Don't be weird to them.
Hey Jackimus, how are we doing?
How are we going on this fine day?
I'm not a gruna grower.
I'm not a gruner. It just so happens. Why don't a little smiley you mate?
Why don't a little smiley you mate?
Bro, I'm going to say this right now. Just that it's a secret here.
I like the UK. Don't tell Zoil and don't tell British people.
Yeah, like which is normally how I feel like if I'm sitting down
I'm like the same environment drink that it's like whatever but then it's
You watched here goes one cup with Mari life so you're judging me no a teenager with my boys
watching porn out of curiosity no as an adult woman so another adult woman two
girls one cup which by the way I've never seen I've never seen why you mind you I
had never seen it either Maury told me I needed to see it you are a human that
has your own choices no I was subjected to it because of Maury that is not my
My fault.
Why were you playing that video? I specifically asked...
Someone linked it.
By the way, chat, I will be getting the tattoo.
I will be getting it.
I actually tried to get one today, last second, but there was no walk-ins.
Do you have the keys?
So I'm gonna have to go get it to Austin, and I will get it.
I don't know what yet, though. I learned a kitchen.
Oh, can you grab them?
Yeah.
And then we're ready to go.
You wish you'd go on?
You see, you don't really need a jacket.
It's gonna be cold, but like, is it back cold?
Is it cold outside? Yo, but I love the knees in the chat. Is it cold?
Is it a little brisk or not? It's fine.
In the UK, yes. Fuck!
Yeah, but if I put on my leather jacket, bro, I'd dead-assly like Adam Sandler.
I do. Hold on, wait. You see the fit? If I go get my leather jacket, I'm Adam Sandler-Rod.
It is a little bristester out there. It's windy. It's not cold. It's just windy.
Oh my God. I feel like I've been hit by a shrug. I got up in my first sleep.
It was longer than four hours last night. And I woke up with a black eye.
I punched my eye in my sleep. I have like a black eye print this morning.
morning. That looks great. It looks great. W. Adam Sandler in the chat ladies and gentlemen.
Are you ready? Wait someone is linking edit. Of what? Ruben I'll
I'll survive thinking of a sub, I appreciate it.
Oh, I think it was here.
Okay, let me just go.
Hey, it's no loading, sorry. We'll record later.
GG.
Alright, come on, chat, we're going.
Alright.
Yeah, right here.
Let's go.
You
Yeah, I can't tell if this guy is parked at a different location, but now he's still a few minutes away.
Uh-oh. He might have come outside too early. I can't lie to you.
I don't think he has no connection.
But he's been this distance away for the past like five minutes I swear.
Really?
Yes.
Should I cancel and then redo it?
I guess.
Do you miss me?
I don't see him anywhere.
We are outside when you're here.
Chad, I have one, Disco.
Chad, would Black screen right now or travel screen right now?
Which is why I'm just going under the rule, I'm tapping a bit.
Now, I know that's not going to stop you guys from asking in like a minute, but why can't
we see anything?
Yeah, I know what I'm going to say.
Why, why are we Black?
Well, I can't see anything.
That's what I'm going to say.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Okay, well I'm just gonna cancel it because he's not coming.
Okay.
And then re-order it, I guess.
Yo, man down.
It scared me.
It's actually fun.
You want to wear a jacket?
Not again.
You probably should.
You're slow, bro.
You actually are Chad.
That might be no joke.
No joke might be the widest quality about you is you don't wear jackets at all for anything.
No you don't.
We were going to make a jump in the sky the other day.
You got a hoodie, but you don't wear it.
Yeah, I wear it once.
Yeah.
I wear it once.
Yeah.
Okay, Rosie, you want me to DM that girl for you?
I will.
I'll sign up for DMs, and I'll be like, yo, my friend really likes you.
I don't know.
I'll be like, yo, my friend really loves your Pokemon pass openings.
I got some of these.
I appreciate some of them.
I kind of appreciate it.
Okay.
All right, okay.
You can't pull that card.
You can't pull that card, bro.
That's unfair.
Let me just watch guys open packs tomorrow.
No!
That's not what I said.
Let me just watch guys open packs.
That's it.
That's what I say.
I mean, to watch guys in the back, that's it.
Okay, think of it one minute.
No, you can't use that car.
That's cheating cars.
Come on, brah.
But they said she lives in Wembley.
I don't care.
Okay, couldn't see the smile.
They just came across the space.
She doesn't live in Wembley.
She's American.
Is she?
I'm pretty sure.
talking about driving down somewhere. They said he thought about it there was a pause.
It's fine you know.
So they said she just has such a great collection. She does. I actually couldn't believe it.
Like there was a lot of, I've never seen so many of them here at TV from a month's
got that really impressed all right Chad hold I think they're almost here I
don't know if there's just like hella traffic at this light or like what is
going on but they're I think turn to the front right now look you might be able
to walk to the end of this corner so you don't need to turn not bad straps can't
lie I can't lie to you ladies and gentlemen oh Rosie I was telling them how
You said and I said you know my London ease in the chat London has actually been peak streams
Yeah, and was he originally didn't like London, so he was dreading this actually
And then he was hard man. He said he loved all the streams. Yeah, this is actually my favorite
Like I would say that trick of streaming
Besides maybe I really
I actually use like a peep man.
Yeah.
Iceland, Iceland is hard to beat though because there's so much lore there.
They feel kind of different as well.
Yeah.
They feel kind of different.
But this is pretty on par.
Favorite thing you've done so far?
Is it the training day?
Training day for me was pretty peak.
I thought the training day was my favorite day.
Oh, the training day was cool.
Yeah.
Um...
I'm looking a lot like Paris Day.
Paris was fun, but I like London more than Paris, I think.
I liked...yeah, no train day was made in my favor, because that was the day we did the snacks in the house.
Over here. Yeah.
That felt really cool. Hello.
Throw it.
Oh my gosh, the door handles are so tight.
Was it you that popped them out or do you just touch them and they pop out?
Oh.
I would put that fucking e-mail up where I hate when they do that e-mail.
Stop smiling at me.
It was so fancy.
We get to have her like literally probably two minutes, I think.
Because if we walk around here anyway, it doesn't matter.
I won't leave you in there, I don't know what you said.
Alright, you should have seen her explain to me that there's these chips that she really likes.
These ketchup chips, and she was explaining to me how they taste.
And it was the closest I've ever seen her to that smiley emo.
They're so good though.
She was smiling from ear to ear, just explaining the flavor.
They're so good though, they actually are.
They were peak.
And I was trying to explain to Rosie, I was like,
I was like, I'm gonna switch it to me and Jess,
cause we'll figure out.
But they'll just say you're black for a second.
But it was so good.
And then I was explaining to him because I said,
I said that they have better ones in Canada
than the ones here, but ketchup chips, low key hits.
Okay, oh my God, there's somebody in the chat
named Grandma.
Yeah, so.
With a check mark.
Uh-oh.
Grandma?
Listen, whatever I did on your computer in the lobby,
I am sorry, okay?
Or in the, not in the lobby, in the living room.
I am sorry, okay?
I take it back, I shouldn't have done it.
I know it was wrong, well I'm a such to be too.
Damn, so we're good.
Anyways, anyways, okay you're gonna have to work on it.
I think it's fine.
Hello ladies and gentlemen, we have literally a few more things we just have to check off
before we leave.
Yeah.
London.
So that's what we're doing today.
So if you're like oh what's going on, it's not gonna be like a crazy eight hour or anything.
We're pretty much gonna go, I think, hang out with Toby and then there's one or two more
things I wanted to check off before we leave London and other than that we're out because
I don't know what we're gonna be back
Unless we have a reason to come back like and I always say that like oh, we'll be back, but it's like this one's tough
Yeah, cuz I just it's so far. So what I have to come out here
I'm not but hopefully we can probably got final checklist stuff
Are you planning to travel to other European countries? Okay? I did talk to Rosie about this so I can save this now
Cuz we went to Paris yesterday
The reason why we didn't go to Dublin, instead of Paris, is because of the fact that we wanted to be able to experience things like Dublin for multiple days, okay?
We don't have that.
Like, I have a life I have to go back to, I have stuff I have to go back to, that we have to be back in the States for.
So, I said that I think sometime during certain parts of the year, like for example, October 1st, why would we not,
If we have the time, go to Germany for Oktoberfest and just go experience Oktoberfest and then go to other places in Germany in one trip, you know what I mean?
Because I do like the idea of doing the European tour, but I think that like, getting to, like for example Iceland, if I had gone from Iceland to Greenland to Norway in like one go, even though they're also separate,
If I'd done them in one go, I don't think I get to experience it the way that I would if I'm there for a few days
You know and like Iceland I
Got to be there and meet like you know people who are in Iceland and like experience it
We're gonna wake that yes in London. I've done collabs with people who live in London who can be like yeah
Go here go do this. Here's a recommendation
Paris is a really good example like I didn't get to meet any of the creators in Paris
So I'm kind of just like they're in Paris for a day
and I feel like I get a bad impression of it and I don't want to go to a place and
Get a bad impression of it and then leave
Because I feel like that's not fun
I want to be able to go there be there for a few days and okay
This is what I thought of the people there. This is what I thought of you know where I ate
This is what I thought of where I stayed like I think it it's a little different
Because then you're getting more I think if you only get a day like you really don't get to experience what?
the places like if that makes sense they said I missed the old car and the poor
center this is not my car this is a uber
I'm wearing a kitty cat t-shirt that I got for $15 yesterday you know what I
mean granted I'm not poor but I don't feel like I've switched you know you
thought this was a Maybach? Maybach? Is it Maybach? It's Maybach, yeah. No, I thought it's Maybach. No,
Maybach. Oh. It's CH. W Maybach. Maybach. Anywhere. Anywhere. Anywhere. Somebody said I started to hate
her curly hair why oh I don't sit chat bad why because yeah what I'm gonna find
that fucking chat I'm not gonna lie what cuz one person will say that and that
will get in her head and she's gonna overthink everything you'll see with a
full straight head of head of morrow no I'm getting sick of it like no just stick
with it no no no no no I'm not getting rid of it I'm not I'm not I'm letting it
actually grow be healthy but to be I didn't wash it today so it's kind of
crazy most fun that guy send him his full name send me his full name I saw
somebody I saw somebody's full name on Twitter yesterday and their address and
I said oh what did you to be fair what was not me I just saw it I said oh chat
you know what I'm talking about too I said oh oh no they said kill that boy
Kill that boy. Listen, I saw Jason say he was gonna sue kick champ
So that and he said even Poggi doing it, bro. I can't lie. Like I said, they might have inspired something in me
My I have to might have to send a few few CNDs, you know, just kidding
Yeah, so I said
That's kind of crazy. They were on this to be fair
Do people know on Twitter like that if you delete tweets that doesn't mean that you can't get sued for them
Do people know that
Like do they know that like you can't just delete it and then be like oh I didn't actually say it like that's not how the internet works
If you say something that's like objectively false with intent you can still get in trouble for it a hundred percent the companies are
they are required to
I give full access of any of the DMs to
I mean they can just also pull up like like internet archive can't they?
Like isn't everything literally in there?
I can get it as well, yeah.
Yeah, I know it's kind of crazy.
But, but, suing people for a tweet is a crazy shit I've ever heard, whatever happened to free speech?
Well, it's not really free speech is it yeah free speech doesn't exactly mean freedom of consequence
You can't like spread false information with negative intent and then expect to not have consequence
You know what I mean? It's not really how that works
You know like yes. Yes, you can have free speech. You can say whatever you want
But you can't you can't just lie and they'd be like, but it's free like sure
But there are like, you know, we're only fucking light novels about people and claiming it's real
Yeah, you can't do that and if you if you throw a sponsor on it while you do that
Objectively, you know now you're getting to the muddy waters, but what are you gonna do? It is what it is
It's uh, it's one of those things where it's a little weird
But I mean that's how like magazines can't really do that isn't it?
Because they can't they could it's only like so many limits, but I think the the other thing I think is with the internet
It's so new that it's like newer territory. So you can't exactly just like you know
Cuz like the internet is like the internet. We are meeting up with Toby chat. We're meeting with Toby in a little bit
Though we're gonna do some other things first some checklist things that I think need to be the fuck is that?
Whoa
Wait, we're in Japan. Oh my god
We're in fucking Japan
Where is that Indian?
What is it? Yeah, are you just wrong?
I think it's a... it looks like there's a...
Is that a Buddhist temple?
A Buddhist temple.
Is it?
They're all saying W, Japan.
Okay, so I'm kidding.
Like, they're literally not even... and they're saying sunyan.
They're sunyaning. That's what's more annoying.
And I look down, I'm looking for the actual answer.
Like, I'm looking for a shadow of my fellow Londonese.
Somebody would be like, yo, it's actually this.
I'm seeing sunions go through the chest.
Sunions, bro.
This is killing my nerves, bro.
Sunions might be keep annoying.
If you're saying sunion, you know what I mean?
And you're just different.
Also, by the way, shout out to the guy
yesterday who gave us a croissant.
We did not die, W.H.M.
And we still have the second one,
which I will be eating,
because that shit was gas.
Shout out.
We will be eating.
Oh, I'm not sharing.
We?
We're not in France anymore. You don't have to speak in French.
We will.
You know what I mean?
But shout out to that guy though. It was great.
It was good. What is this checklist?
Okay, it's like things that otherwise I wouldn't get to see if I wasn't in London.
Yeah.
You know what I did find out though that we missed chat?
Zola didn't tell me and I hate him for it to this very moment.
There is a park that you can go to.
It's called Bushey Park and it just has a ton of deer that we might have been able to feed
going there. I didn't know that London has that but apparently people were saying that
there's a park here with just a ton of deer that like everyone loves. Oh it was Richmond maybe,
one of those and and it was really really great. The only thing is is they were saying when I looked
it up that apparently it's mating season and the deer are also really aggressive the big bucks
so they can be like bitch fuck you um i mean you're not scared though so what you're not scared
of a deer no i got told you chat when we get home i'm not joking i have the deer pheromone
i'm putting it on my body yeah and i'm laying down in the field yep with the apples yeah and a
a ghillie suit. I'll be far away with a telescopic lens. No, that's what we need. We need to get
a telescopic lens. Maybe we can ask Connor if we can borrow the one that they used for South Africa.
Sure. And then you can be propped up on the side of the field. I'm going to lay down in the ghillie
suit and try to feed the deer. Or I'll sit there with the apples in my hand like this. Yeah,
that'll work. Yeah. The only thing I'm worried about though is do deer pheromones make them think
that like I'm a like a female that's trying to mate. That's unfortunate, that happens.
Because that's what I don't want. I don't think that's what you want. I just want them to come over
to me and be like, hi, hello, I need some apples. Somebody said they're going to try to crack you,
okay? That's not what I want. That is not what I want. Is there a possibility that if I move
and they find out I'm not a deer that they try to stomp on me.
Or will they just run?
Yes, they're saying yes.
Okay.
Maybe...
Maybe I'd bring a knife.
Stop the deer.
Just in case one tries to kill me.
Maya! Maya!
That's it! No, it's in the event one tries to kill me.
Right? How about a gun? That is true.
No.
You're right. No, you're right, because that goes against my standard.
And my standard is I can't go to their environment, bait them in, and then be mad when they kill me. It's my fault.
You can't do the full idea and then get angry.
You're right. Yep. I agree.
So if I go there and I smell like deer and they're like this bitch isn't it's here
This is a stupid bitch, and then they stop me out. It's my fault. Yeah reach me to the chat
This is how I feel about sharks like if you go swimming in the ocean you die by a shark is that really the sharks fault?
No, it's on you. Yeah, you swim in the ocean. Yeah, also, how do you die to a shark?
But with you guys, what better in trouble?
Really?
Yeah, I'd be in a job.
You're gonna go swimming with the Great Whites?
No, but if I had to...
No, let's do that, actually.
No, I don't want to...
I can make it happen, actually.
No, I really don't want to...
I think we should do that.
I think I'm gonna go swimming with the Great White.
You can do that.
And I think Rosie will then jump in after,
since you can defeat the Great White Shark.
I'm fine.
What about doing that?
It'd be great.
Actually, I would have loved to swim with the Great White.
Chad, that's what I want to do.
Want to swim with a great white truck so bad and I want to touch their nose for some reason it just reminds me of a squishy little
Like triangle. I don't know how to describe it, but it looks so touchable doesn't it?
You know I mean you are gonna turn into fucking bait
That's like that's like my white side. It's my 20% one time
They're gonna chew you up like nothing. I know the 25% white me is telling me that I should do it
See, why do you blame the white side when it comes to stuff like that?
We're not stupid.
What do you mean?
What if I die all the time?
We're not.
Well...
What do we do?
What have I done?
I don't know, you're Australian.
What about that?
Secondly, y'all investigate everything in scary movies.
We're curious.
Yeah, I curiosity killed the cat buddy. I mean get down to the bottom of it
Here's the thing it no like this is the problem. This is the issue in my house getting haunted
I don't need to get to the bottom of it. Hello, mr. Ghost. Hello. Let's meet and figure out why you're on me
No, I'm getting my happy ass out the motherfucking house
But I'm gonna tell the story like it's your fucking grandchildren. They're like so what happened? Yeah, no
You know, it's gonna be crazy
You're not gonna have grandchildren cuz you're gonna go investigate and die me
I'm getting my ass on the motherfucking house
And if I go to my future partner and I say hey by the way, there's a ghost in the house, and they go
You're crazy. I'm gonna say have fun. And I'm I'm going to hotel. I'm leaving and I'm not doing that
I'm not getting haunted. Are you crazy? Have you lost your fucking mind? Hey, here's the thing
You want to go investigate and play, you know ghostbusters downstairs in the basement? Have fun
Have fun if you want to go be a ghostbuster in the basement go do that then
But you know what you can do that with you can do that single because because literally there is no world in which that's
That's even a thing. You know what I mean? You're I genuinely genuinely hope that you find a
Ghost in in the basement. I'm telling you if my future partner is like, yeah, I I want to go investigate in the basement
That's fine. My future partner can go to that single
What
Hey, you got a point if you want to go be Scooby-Doo, you know I'm saying yeah, then he can go be Scooby-Doo
I had nothing to do with me. You got a point. Yeah
But still let's just say facts you don't figure it like that's sort of disappointing there
Like then no one's gonna believe you cuz it's just like okay. Yeah, show man. I don't need people believe me
I'm gonna be like yeah the house is haunted they go I don't believe you I'm
like that's cool have fun okay fine fine fine you want to go investigate I
know the address to the conjuring house that is in the UK we can go stop with
it I know the address to the conjuring house is in the UK we'll go right now
oh I will drop everything we'll go tonight we can go we can go get in a car
Let's do it. Since you want to be scooby doo.
I think you're bluffing. I think you're bluffing.
You think I'm bluffing. Let's do it.
You actually they're bluffing. Yeah, let's go.
Let's go.
Address to UK Conjuring House.
I know the address. You're not going to do it. I know.
What do you know, it's in London.
Hey, I got time.
Easy drive.
Easy drive, actually.
Oh, what was that face you just made?
What was that face?
That was a low-face.
Listen after we do the stuff we have today we can we can wrap it up real quick and then go make a pit stop
That's totally fine. I am totally fine by that if you want to go yet
And since you want to investigate so bad you can go up to the window knock on the door say excuse me mr. Demon
Okay, because by the way in that house. There's supposedly a guy that like you know murdered his family or whatever so
I'm sure you'd love to chat with him. We're gonna go together. Oh
Oh, no. You- I can't go alone. Oh, what's crazy? What do you mean? I don't want to investigate. We have to go together
I'm sitting my ass in the Uber. And what's the point of investigating when they already figured that one out?
There's like four movies on it. Seven?
Yeah, here's the thing. Both go is crazy. I, I
Said that I don't investigate. I will drop you off and I'll hold the camera because cameraman don't die
So I'll hold the camera while you go up to the door and you investigate. Now you're coming in with me. No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
Why not?
No, I'm not.
Why not?
Because I specifically told you that.
I'm not going to do that.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm Rosie's pussy.
I'm not.
So you would go investigate?
I have to.
But this doesn't prove anything.
Because we've figured out the Conjuring House.
That's not, that's an old story.
Somebody said accept you're half black and you know how that goes in movies.
That is another reason why I can't approach the house first.
That is true.
I can't do that.
Because if I do that, I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
first. That is true. I can't do that because if I do normally does not work
out for me great. So I think you do have to go and they are calling you a pussy
because you did say.
I just don't like...
So, anyways...
Whatever.
Fine.
If that's what you really want to do.
Hey, that's what you want to do. You can put me in that position, it's fine.
You can tear the country down, by the way.
If that's what I got to do, field stream.
You know what I mean?
That's what I'm gonna do.
I feel like I do a lot.
Or we can wait till we get back to the States, go to Pennsylvania and San Asylum,
and you can stay overnight since you're not scared.
I mean, why'd you say me? We're birth doing this.
You specifically. We have birth doing that.
I told you I don't do this kind of stuff. I don't investigate. You said you're investigating.
We will birth do it.
Bring Toby, please. Toby would not, though.
Meet you and Zoell and San Asylum overnight.
No, having an Airbnb with you and Zoell was already my San Asylum,
so I don't need another in San Asylum.
I think you want to.
No.
What's kind of fun?
I miss Trump's dinner.
You miss Trump? Is that what you said?
I said, drunk's dinner?
Oh, I see.
You're gonna say Trump's dinner instead?
No. I miss Trump's dinner.
No, no, no.
I bet you're saying I miss Trump's comma's dinner.
That's why I was like, what did you just say?
It was, it was a language barrier.
It was a language barrier.
Yo, free the minds.
Thank you for the five gifts that I appreciate it. Thank you
W5 thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate so much
Listen, I don't want anymore
You're gonna unsanitary
I do that Pennsylvania has like mad haunted stuff
Yeah, but this conjuring house is apparently really bad
It was the one where the girl was talking like the old man remember for like an hour straight and everybody was like
She would have damaged her vocal cords doing that. How is that possible? And it's like actually recorded
Yeah, there's like actual proof
Yeah, hey, maybe we
There's this place called the shard in London, it's kind of cool. What does it do?
Pretty sure it's that one right there actually shot. I'm pretty sure that's the shot. No
That big pointy jet. I don't think I can really see it.
There's someone, someone literally walked in front of it.
Yeah, in the distance.
Is it just a little shark?
It's just like a big pillow.
They're saying no, it's not, no.
Yes, it is.
Oh, that is it?
Yeah.
Oh, that couldn't see before.
Damn, we're out of gear to this.
You know what I'm really sad about
For this thought here, Zoya was in here.
I know.
And I feel like this whole week has been leading up to this moment.
And chat doesn't even know.
But I feel like this entire week chat, if you're one of the knees in the chat, you've
probably been like, man, there's a lot of things they should have been doing.
So a lot of things they should have seen.
And they didn't do those things.
Bro, yesterday was one of my favorite days in the UK.
Why?
Because we weren't in the UK, we were in Paris.
I mean, we're like, I mean, we're in Paris, but not like London, I mean.
Yeah, London isn't the only place in the UK, by the way.
No, I know, but I-
I don't know if you know that. Like, London isn't the only-
I'm sorry, guys.
London, like, London's a beautiful city.
Yeah, but we didn't- we didn't- we didn't stay-
Okay.
There's so many other places.
No, I know that, and they're saying no shit, but we went to Paris.
Yeah? That was bloody lovely.
Paris? Is it in the UK? They're calling you Spedrick.
I don't understand.
We were in the UK, still.
Yo, yeah, you've been called Spedrick. That might be your new name. I can't lie.
If you ever call me Spedrick off stream, that's what it goes on.
You guys saying that you're rage-beaming I thought the power is that heavy that was
cool vocal even Europe no you should know the difference brexit saying Europe or saying
the UK you should know the difference you literally stole the flag of the UK you literally
We stole the flag of the UK.
You can't get separated from Europe.
We all know that happened.
Jesus Christ.
It's so obvious.
So I'm saying that you have what we did yesterday in the UK Paris.
Should we get out here and walk to it?
Oh, we can get out here.
Sir, we can get out right here.
It's fine.
We can just hop out really fast.
Thank you so much.
Drive safely.
There it is.
Big Ben the Disco.
I swear it's bigger than that.
I swear I've seen bigger.
That's the Big Ben.
That can't be it. That's gonna be like the... No, that's Big Ben.
That's not Big Ben. That's bigger than it.
That's gonna be Big Ben.
I just don't think it's really that big.
I mean, what do these two...
Maybe they call him Big Ben to make him feel better.
I think they call that to make him feel better
that might be it
it's cold, Rosie
to be fair, I had it over
you didn't bring a jacket and now you're cold, huh?
fucking idiot
I told you!
well, let's walk
I'm gonna be honest
It's just a fucking clock.
That shit's cooler than that.
Uh, that's...
Who do you tell me that's the call of Birmingham cops?
I think it's...no, that's the Cathedral.
Right?
Wait a minute, hold on, hold on.
So Birmingham isn't even as cool as the Cathedral?
No.
The Cathedral actually has like history.
Oh, they said that's West Mr. Abbey.
Oh, Mr. Abbey.
Oh.
I think he's happy with that.
Let's see this fucking plot then, shall we?
Yep, well.
All right, well, shout out Birmingham Palace.
Hold on, wait, I forgot to show you guys a video that somebody tweeted us today.
And in honor of us being in London, there's one thing...
The length is not 30.
No, I see it.
It's really short.
Here.
In honor of us being in Birmingham today.
Old.
Wait.
Is it gone?
My Birmingham post.
Say you swear.
Is it Birmingham or Birmingham?
I think it's Birmingham.
Okay.
Isn't it?
Oh, here you go.
I just woke up in a fucking steam-
I just woke up in a fucking steaming museum
cause I live in a shithole!
You know what I mean? Birmingham is a fucking shithole!
I ain't the fucking place! I fucking hate it!
It's the politics! I fucking hate it!
I woke up on my timeline and I said,
Oh, that's why they don't-
Okay, I see.
That's what they did it like,
You should have hit the Birmingham, shout out to the Birmingham Palace, shout out, bro.
Well.
Kind of cool, I guess.
I mean, it's cool.
That's all, I guess.
Does it, like, ding off?
It doesn't look like it's operating.
The time is wrong on the clock, isn't it?
Hey.
It's 7.49 right now.
The time is wrong.
You guys got a big clock.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Wait.
So, big good doesn't even run.
What? Wait.
It does in 11 minutes.
But it doesn't work!
The time is wrong on the clock is what I'm saying.
They said they have to change the battery.
Duracell is slacking.
Wait, I'm so confused.
So, let me ask you a question.
So, is the time normally just never right then on the clock?
It doesn't normally tell the right time.
Only the other sides work.
Oh my God.
You mean to tell me, your most iconic clock is broken.
Does it mean the batteries?
Are we fucking serious?
They're all fucking reloaded.
That's a terrible reload if I've ever seen one.
You mean to tell me they couldn't put a battery pack
in there and call it a day?
Okay, well here I guess we have to wait ten minutes for the ding-a-dong
What are they are you gonna think oh, um well we can but we also might have to meet up with Toby in time
Oh, yeah, maybe we don't have time to wait, huh?
Because we're trying to fit everything in
The other thing is
Oh, it's 50 minutes away. We have time.
No, we don't.
No, this.
We do.
Oh.
No, I didn't miss it.
Well, chat, I've got bad news.
We were supposed to go get the spud, bro's spud.
And we don't have time.
Yeah.
I thought it closed at nine, it said.
But I think it closes at eight.
8. Meaning we can't get it. Loki, if you're Londonese in the chat, they're probably wiping
their brow because they really didn't want us to try to tune a one. And they're like,
no, no, no, we don't need like that in London. So it's fine. But we do still have a nice
thing to do at Toby later. So it's not a big deal. It'll be fine. So are we just gonna
for 10 minutes? Are you cold?
I'm never cold.
Your lungs look like they're freezing.
So just wait 10 minutes. There's another big gun right there.
They said look at the bridge. Wait, what?
Wait, so which one is the bend?
That one? That one?
Or that one?
Hold on, wait. That guy's asking too.
Which one is it?
Which one?
Which one's the bloody bend?
This is like, you're here too? What is this?
Why it's the bridge? Do we need to wait 10 minutes?
Oh no, what bridge?
We go to the bloody bridge.
So that bridge? Where is it?
Oh, it's over here.
I will say...
Oh, I think the bridge is right next to it, so we should just walk over.
I will say Bandim. I do think UK are some of the coolest monuments.
Yeah. They are cool. They are very pretty. Your architecture is very cool. Here, can you take a
photo? Yeah. Which is with the stream?
I don't think they turn it on.
I'm telling the time. What does the time tell me? That time don't tell me shit though,
because the wash is broken so.
Do you need a phone?
No, no, no, it's okay.
Do you want a photo?
Smile, Chad!
Hold on, two giant red buses just drove by.
Am I pointing at it?
Yes.
Okay, now pretend like you're grabbing it.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Hold on.
Is it working?
Yeah, I got it.
Here you can see.
How's that?
That was terrible!
You weren't grabbing it!
I wasn't even near it!
Correctly!
I told you to grab it!
Okay, fine, do another one!
I don't want to hear it!
Are you ready?
Okay, get ready!
Ready?
3, 2, 1!
Okay.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Like, you're tugging it, okay?
Those are good.
All right.
How's that?
Okay.
I said to hug the bed you didn't hug it that's not my fault you didn't I asked you specifically
to hug the bed no I really said hug the bed you didn't hug it I don't know what to tell
you well it's not really my fault because I'm the other one that I took of you the
I said to hug it though, you're poking it out.
Okay, okay, maybe you go like this and then hug it like this, okay?
I'll do that for you.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I'll do it for you.
Let me just point out.
Let me try to like...
Okay, okay.
Stand there.
Let me try to point out directly.
Am I in the middle?
Huh?
Am I in the middle?
Okay.
Yeah, you're in the middle.
Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, you're in the middle.
Okay.
Are you pointing up at it? I'm grabbing, I'm lined up with the clock, right? Right. No, yeah, you're lined up.
I'm looking up? Uh-huh.
Okay, that's great. Okay. How's that?
What?
Well, I didn't put up with the clock. It's not really my fault. I can't fucking do this
I'm not supposed to direct you in the pictures. Let's take a picture
You said you would put up with a clock. You didn't do that
Fucking near the clock
You need to get closer to it. I feel like you could just get directly touching it
Like it's this on the stream, I want to be holding it
So you want to hold it like how so I want to be holding it like that pretty much
Okay, well like wind up
Okay, okay ready?
How the stream looks right are we good
Yeah, okay
Like how the stream looks
No, no show the stream what you asked for yourself
I don't like you. I don't like you.
You said you asked. I don't understand. You literally said this is what I want it to look like. You held it like this. Okay, fine.
Look, you want it to be like you're holding it like this, okay? So I zoom in on your hand because it's just your hand holding the tower.
But if you're not going to hold it, you're not supposed to.
I want it just like this.
Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. I can do that.
Okay? All right. One more.
Ready?
Okay.
One more.
Ready?
Okay, now.
All right.
Please.
Okay, there again?
Yep.
Okay.
We're good.
Well, to be fair, I think you were trying
to reach for this guy.
Oh my gosh.
I don't really know why you did this.
It's a little uncomfortable.
Why you?
You, I don't, that would make it very uncomfortable,
I guess.
It's a little weird.
Well, that's unfortunate. I think you just don't know how to take photos.
I need to get high, Jim, or else I can't do it.
Quick! Four seconds!
All right. Ready?
Yeah.
Well, do you want to take a photo here?
No, I don't want any more photos.
This ding-dong better hit. I can't walk.
It better ding.
It better ding and don't now let me find out that their mechanisms are broken and I'm gonna be pissed
Go on the bridge and what jump off of it, I think so the bridge is not far
What is big Ben attached to love what is this a mall it's I think so yeah, these are what are West West Bank
It is a mall?
Westfield.
Pretty short.
Where do they build Big Bendis?
Big Bendis, though?
Yeah.
Imagine you're filming the side, you can't even see it.
I think it's broken.
I think it was 1836, which lines up a few of Japan
during the bamboo tax dilemma.
I think that's the reason they built this.
They had bamboo tax?
Yeah, it was the whole thing.
Huh.
Well, it's getting colder, Rosie.
I'm going to take a photo. Do you want to take a photo here, pointing up at it?
I mean, I just don't want to do this to you.
It's your last chance.
Will you troll me?
I don't want to do this.
I'm not, okay, you asked me to do the photo specifically and I did them the way you asked.
So I'll do it again.
I'm putting my time and my memory by you.
It might be you. It might be you.
Here, just try to grab it.
It's so easy. I'm lining it up for you.
This is your problem, exactly.
See, like, here's the issue.
But you're not even reaching that bend.
You're reaching to the side of bend.
I'm not lining it up. That's the problem.
Right, right. It's me.
Come on.
How do I do it to this shit?
Wait, that's it?
Hold on.
No fireworks?
What the fuck?
Oh!
Wait!
I know this one.
The Undertaker!
Oh my god, it's a Kaisenat train.
Bro, that's it?
It's not even dropping a beat.
Must have done that beat, oh.
Is there no fireworks?
No remix?
Eight dongs for 8 p.m.
Only eight dongs?
Only eight dongs? She's seen way more on a DS.
Only eight dongs!
Only eight!
Okay, Rosie, do you need a jacket? It's bad Rosie.
Are your hands cold? Show your hands!
That's just my white skin.
Oh my god, bro.
Wait.
This angle is not a great angle.
I can't lie to you.
That's actually not a bad van.
That's kind of big from here.
Hi again!
Oh my god, you took a jacket. Holy shit.
We are in America.
You're doing great in America.
I heard Rosie's leaving London. I was devastated.
She is leaving.
One last pic.
They're fucking fucked.
Yeah, they're fucked.
Holy.
Come on.
Yep.
Hand it over.
How do you...
You want it with the clock in the back?
With Big Benji?
Yeah, she's fucking terrible.
Sorry.
Don't stay right there.
Why'd you do that?
There you go.
Why'd you do that?
What do you mean?
I didn't like the angle.
Why'd I do what?
What do you think?
Why did you go around to watch your streams?
Delta 1, were you like, fucking a camera, I think?
No.
The stroke clip?
I would never give strokes to my chat.
Tell me when you were trying to show on the street and you were telling people to smell you.
No, it's none of these things sound like me.
What about earlier today where you said you used the Nintendo DS for?
I'll miss you
I was on a run but no, no you're too tall
I got you none of them and clearly British Chinese Pokemon cards
Oh my god, oh my god
That's actually a Leap Pulse
Thank you so much
I'm getting back with them
Did it was nice to meet you
Nice to meet you
Thank you for being so nice in London
We appreciate it
You're a good friend
And I will get a picture of Senna
Oh, okay
Okay, I guess I guess
Fuck this fucking day, holy shit, fuck one day.
Perfect.
Wait, I didn't even, you know what's funny?
I saw the wallpaper and I was like, huh.
And then I was like, oh, it's probably his friend.
So I ignored it, like I didn't even look.
That is so funny.
Wait, bro, one of your viewers are bad cool.
Also chat, look.
Why do you ladies and gentlemen, I want to go I wanted to go hi
You know I saw I saw Jason and listen and Lacey on Monday. Wait really? Yeah
What's up, really? How are you man? Hey, I'm good bro. I'm good. What's your name? My name is Paul
I got foes in Lacey
I really look up to Jason.
Jason is so sick.
I really like his music as well.
You like his music?
Yeah, I know.
You like his latest song?
Uh, what?
Love is to Strangers.
I'm excited.
It's so exciting.
I'm just curious.
Can we get a photo please?
Yeah.
Okay, that's fine.
That's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.
Can we get a pic please?
Yes, of course.
Thank you, man.
Thank you man.
Cool. Nice to meet you man.
Nice to meet you.
You saved.
You saved. Stay warm.
Ah Chat we were gonna go.
That was so nice.
You're so sweet.
Oh my god.
We were gonna go to the London Eye ladies and gentlemen.
Oh.
Ah.
Wait.
It's a cool shot.
Wait.
Come on, bro.
This is a cheeky little clock.
It's quite cheeky.
I didn't like myself after I said that.
I didn't feel good.
Well, why did somebody just write in the cheque?
Well, why did somebody just write in the chat gay son?
I did not ask you kids something about that.
Why are you answering that question in the chat?
Like what?
Oh, you want to cross then go on the side?
I think I should.
For the view.
Uh, anyways, I went in um, I went in, uh, oh, what was I saying?
Uh, you're a gay son.
Oh, no, no, I wanted to go into the London Eye chat.
I think I'm, I, I don't know, bro, apparently it's a whole 30 minute ride.
What are you doing?
Are you warming your hand?
Alright, alright.
Stop.
I told you to bring a jacket multiple times and you didn't bring a jacket.
Listen.
Anyways, that was my bit.
I wanted to go on the London Eye, but I'm going to be honest.
The London Eye was 30 minutes and I was a little concerned about going on to the London Eye.
when it's like 30 minutes we're stuck up there and I'm gonna be honest we don't
have a great track record with ferris wheels so you know maybe not now maybe
another time I guess but at least we can see it you know what I mean and ladies
and gentlemen you know we can do we can look at this beautiful gorgeous view
Isn't this nice? Everybody told us we had to come over here and see it and we
haven't gone to sea so at least we can see the view and see the London Eye in
the back and if you look up that way you can see that the clock is starting to grow.
Egg ben.
Egg ben, my dear.
Oh, what a show that was, lads.
See that? The red bus? Oh, buddy-elves.
Bloody hell.
Bloody hell. It's pretty cultured, isn't it?
It is kind of nice.
I know this is cool.
And I'd like to take this time to say
shout out my Londonese.
We're not ending.
It's a good joke, Toby.
But I would like to say, shout out my Londonese in the chat.
Because they have dead ass, been so chill,
and it has been like no joke.
Everybody in London has been some of the nicest people I've met, like every time, every interaction I've had has been amazing.
Every single one.
You Rosie?
They love it, they're taking it, I'll tell you.
I love, I love baby Ben.
Shout him.
Love baby London life.
Shout him.
Admit that you were wrong.
I'm bloody...
I was wrong about Amanda.
I was wrong about half the food.
There has been food with seasoning, which is surprising.
Some without, which was...
You touched the bad ones.
It was expected, not all wins, I do like that we went outside of just London as well, we'd
experience a palace, we experienced you know Paris as well, both very nice parts of the UK,
overall I get London 9 out of 10, I get London 9 out of 10, overall I think, I think it was good,
Shout out to the man, everyone's nice, everyone's pretty cool.
And yeah, also why is the water so fucking brown?
I don't want to look down.
Interesting.
That little tugboat reminds me of you.
Fucking why?
I don't know.
I'm not.
Give them back to Daddy.
Not in the house, mom.
Why don't you just call yourselves?
Chad would never call you that.
Now, Chad, did you see Big Ben in the back?
Yeah.
Chad, to my Londonese, they're all question mark-ing you.
Why would you call yourself that?
Yo, back on boy, 96, why is that your username?
Thank you for the sub, I appreciate it.
Oh, the five gives the thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I appreciate it.
Now listen, that has been actually very,
let me just jump.
That sounds like exceceing,
singing, bring back.
Why did he just do that?
We're not ending on this side of doing a clear five.
But London has been sick, bro.
It's been kind of sick.
And also on top of that, all the, like,
everybody that we've run into,
is there a cutscene for them behind me?
Huh?
Was there a cutscene for them behind us a second ago?
There was a little bitch.
Do you see us kidding?
Oh, it's true.
It's all just true, but they were all like,
what is this?
You have to say.
We thought we're not ending chatting, but, you know,
I just want to take the time to say I really like London.
I was wrong.
I love it, actually.
Everybody's been awesome here.
Now do you want a hoodie because they have hoodies?
No, I'm okay.
Brother, just get a hoodie.
Just get a hoodie so they can walk around.
Of course. Sit down.
Oh, I guess of course. No, no, I didn't even hear you. I'm so sorry.
Hi, nice to meet you. Hello.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Wait, here, here. Let me take a photo with her first and then I'll come right back, okay?
Two seconds.
Thank you so much. Yeah, you guys are so cute.
Oh, hello.
Thank you very much.
Of course, nice to meet you.
You want to? Of course, of course, yes.
Oh, thank you.
It's so crazy today. I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you. Nice to meet you.
Are you guys all class?
No.
Say again?
Colony.
Colony. Colony.
Colony.
Oh, okay, okay, cool, cool.
Well, nice to meet you guys.
Bye.
Mercy, mercy.
Good morning.
Yeah, mercy.
Mercy, y'all.
I did, I got it wrong, I think.
Mercy, y'all.
Oh, everybody's so sweet.
Twitch, yeah.
The I double A.
Hello!
No, I was just in the practice. I was just in the practice, not in the actual match.
If you won in a high five and you talked to Tix here.
I genuinely, I am like actually just slow in the brain.
I did not know that he was even trying to stay high to me.
And then I won.
I thought you were going to play, be the first woman.
No, I got to be the first woman to train though, so that was cool.
Well, why don't you be the second, like, after Lacey, because he's kind of lesbian.
I
Got
Yeah, of course. Thanks for checking. I appreciate it.
The dog over here just for a bit.
Yeah, but there's none of the two of them.
Let me see.
I don't know what else to do, I guess.
Guys, they don't miss a neighbor. I like Adam Sandler.
What would you do here? There's nothing to do here, bro.
We're just food.
We're about to get some food, bro.
I'm like, okay, to be fair, I don't love the food out here, but I'm trying new food.
You were in New York, like, last week, two weeks ago, no?
New York is fine. Have you been?
We were from New York.
How many Americans have you met?
Oh, I haven't had a few, to be honest.
Oh, sorry, I didn't even...
How many Americans have you met?
Not that many.
I feel like everybody that's come and seen me, though, are all from London because I'm never over here.
So they go out of their way, it's just because they're like, oh, she's never from London.
No, you're in life.
Nobody else is laughing. Yeah, we were taking place. We crossed the street. We saw you.
What? That's it. That's it.
You're saying? No, two in the last day. So we're out of here.
So are you guys living in New York?
Yeah, we're out of here.
You don't laugh, bro. You don't laugh.
We live in Staten Island.
Is that funny?
It's forgotten, bro.
No, maybe you don't know as much, but everybody counts it, Ron.
I'm from Brooklyn, bro.
But he lives over there?
No one lives there.
I mean, everybody does live in Brooklyn and then we're out.
Yeah, yeah
Like I mean I can't really joke that much because as much as I love the joke
Listen he asked Ronald I'll go when we
You might be able to replace Rosie, but the thing is Rosie kind of has to
I am replacing you. Stop talking. You can't talk.
How much is it? How much is it?
Oh yeah, you're not allowed to talk. You have to shut the fuck up and only listen to her.
Stop talking.
What angle is that? You got to hold this angle. You know what I mean?
Hold this angle. Now here's the thing. If I start moving, you got to like, see?
That was slow reaction time.
I don't like that though, but I just like...
Can I see a free lever?
oh see this is tough this is tough all right final thing final thing one more
reload reload right now how the fuck do I reload
okay okay it's all over I'll do anything yeah well what what does it
anything mean I don't know I already something how about you start okay how
about you do this whatever you want to work for career I tell you all the time
why don't you start video editing for who you know how to edit yeah really good
actually. Ever submitted your editing to like creators ever? Creators no, but
companies yeah. Submit them to editors or creators.
Her circle. You know that? No wrong. Okay. Not her circle. Not like you're close to it.
I'm talking like the community. Yeah yeah that community. Okay. If you if you edit
for those people, like for example my editor Grava, he actually watches me. So
But I hired him, it made sense, because when he edits for me, he knows my humor.
You know what I mean?
So he don't, job editing, don't let it go to your head.
He also needs the money.
Yeah, yeah, he needs the money.
Let me see how you, you should.
I've met all of them, by the way.
All of them.
Have you submitted their stuff?
Great.
You gotta get to it, you gotta get to it.
Open up, tap cut.
I'm really gonna kick it.
All righty.
So you know what I'm saying, whatever?
Email, bro.
Just edit some put up in that column.
Send them and be like yo, I do this they have Twitter comms
NMS has a Twitter calm Lacey has a Twitter calm. You know what I mean?
Posting that calm be like yo, I'm like a great editor
This is the shit that I've done and people would actually see it
But you haven't done it yet cuz you didn't really want the job. I saw so I see you in the future
I hope to see his editor bro. You see him. I'm a few
We're here we're here
There you go! That's what I like to see!
Nice to meet you!
You need to get a hoodie. I didn't get pass this pass earlier.
You need to get a hoodie.
Because you're freezing, and you're over there shivering,
and you're trying to steal my world out of my jet, and it's pissing me off.
And they're saying, oh no, you are not Wajla, bro.
Okay, Toby sent me the thing, by the way.
so I think we can head here we get Uber there early
holds
Oh, the location's not bad.
Okay, we can wait like 10 minutes or whatever.
We'll have a clock by the way.
Oh, of the bridge?
Okay, we've got to brave the cold.
Brave it.
You sure you don't want a hoodie?
Fine.
G Sharma with the one hundred gifted sobs oh my god thank you so sorry I don't know thank
you oh my god G Sharma with the 100 thank you so fucking much that's crazy
check it I get WWWWW spam for G Sharma please please oh my god please that is
crazy thank you so much somebody said giggle shits in the back because I got
That was sort of laughing.
Thank you so much.
Oh, shit.
Crazy cinema.
You should go ask her to let me borrow the shoes.
Okay.
Yo, thank you so much, Isha, for the 100 give-in.
That's crazy.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
The big bed in the back.
Bigger bed, man.
I see you in bigger.
Sounds crazy.
Sorry, am I not allowed to make these jokes?
these jokes to me on Twitter all the time like I'm not allowed to make these jokes
okay like I can't everybody else can do but I can't do it are you serious thank
you so much for the 100 I appreciate it ladies and gentlemen oh what is London
pretty what the fuck happened I didn't think it was like this you think I'd
survive if I fell down there.
Wanna try?
Thinkin' about it.
I have to hang out one more second with you.
Really?
I might have to test the water.
Quite literally.
Well these days, Chad.
Sorry, I haven't even promised you a bridge stream for a while.
Let's make it happen.
I'm gonna do it.
Do it right now.
You said what?
I know!
Hello everybody!
Hello!
Look at your outfit, they're cute!
I know!
I'm like, get out of it, they look slay!
They're cute little kids and then I know and then walk away.
They're really good.
I like that.
Okay.
No!
Okay, no.
Sometimes we try to be nice to kids bro. Try to be nice to them. You get nothing. You get nothing.
There's an asshole of Batty. That's it. Oh
Oh, look at that.
Is that the London East Skylog?
Wow
It's so pretty.
Big Ben, this car.
Okay, one sec.
I'm trying to get, like, I'm trying to get
the pretty one been...
I'm trying to get it like this.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Alright, big Ben.
Sorry, sorry guys.
I'm trying to get
everything in.
What?
Let me get it in my hand.
Ready? Let's start from the eye and then ready. London.
Beautiful London. Jesus! Why?
What man? What? Is that bad?
Here you want to try to grab it then? Huh?
You want to try to grab it then? Not this one again. No, no, no, no, try to grab it.
It's a 30 minute slow. Come on.
Alright, just don't talk about it, alright? Alright.
Are you going to grab it?
I'm going to lean on it. Okay.
Lean. I think lean on yourself.
Okay, lean on it.
Ready? I think we're going to throw that away.
Okay, I'll adjust.
Okay, I'm going to adjust.
I'm on next to it now?
Uh, no, all the way this way.
This way.
Okay, and then I'll adjust.
I'll adjust to fit it.
Okay, lean on it.
Okay, ready?
Am I to the left of it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah?
How's that?
It's in on it.
What's the problem?
You're making me look fucking stupid.
You're making me look really fucking dumb.
Okay, but I asked you to adjust to the tower, you didn't just.
It's the problem.
I don't really... I'm not really understanding what the issue is.
I hate it.
I don't really get it though.
It's the problem.
Is that Big Ben?
I'm pretty upset that you didn't really lean on him correctly.
I take so many good photos of you.
Right.
And now, I have none.
I had nuns in Tietra. Well, you do have photos is the problem
Yes, how do they look?
Is this really my fault though is the issue? Definitely your fault. I don't really feel like that's on me
There's a big bus calm driving by you
big bus calm and
Like that here's kind of the inherent issue. It's like that else big no
You're talking about big Ben
There's a big band in the back, but the problem is you do have photos, I just feel like you're
being really kind of picky with the photos, I don't really get it.
Okay, you showed me the hand one, I did the hand one, you didn't really like it.
This one really pissed me off.
I don't really understand that though, because I specifically asked you to show me on the
camera what the hand one is, you showed me and that's what it was.
So no worries, no worries, we can move on.
We can leave, it's okay.
You did your vest?
I don't know what I expected, maybe too much.
It's fine.
But when we look back in five years and we don't talk to each other, okay?
That's what we have to look back on.
What are you going to look back on, these awesome photos?
That's all we have now, yeah.
That's what we have.
Well, maybe...
You know, I'm really noticing there's like a big victim complex with you here,
and I don't really understand why.
I feel like, okay, let me ask you again.
Do you think that you could wind yourself up with a clock?
Because here's the thing.
Let me show you how it's done really fast. Let me just show you really fast.
So when I do it, if I take a photo, okay, I'm lining myself up with a clock.
I'm grabbing it.
Now, here's what you'll notice. I'm holding the clock.
Yes.
Okay, it does look like I'm not gonna lie. I'm jerking it a little bit.
That was not the intent. But if you'll notice here...
The craziest thing you've had a jerk.
What? What'd you say?
What the craziest thing?
What the fuck does that mean?
Stylus.
Yeah.
No need to bring up the Nintendo DS again, thank you very much.
Listen, the point is, I know how to line it up, okay?
And you can notice a smile on my face, because I knew the photo would come out immaculate.
I hate this fucking smile.
That's great photos.
This smile pierces me off, I'm not going to lie.
Well I'm just sorry, but I did take the photo exactly the way it was supposed to be taken.
So if you could please stand there, line it up, and I would take the photo again.
You're telling me that you lined up your own photo intentionally.
Well I can line up my own photo because I know how to take a photo.
But why can't I line up my own photo? It's very evident that you don't know how to take it.
Why can't I line up my own photo? Okay, so line up again.
Sorry, you're not gonna line up your own photo.
Line it up!
Alright.
I'm gonna do it exactly what you just did.
Just tell me where I am.
Okay.
Okay?
Alright.
I can't, scoot a little bit this way.
This way.
Okay?
Alright.
do I have it? am I holding big then?
see, see, now here's the inherent issue
I'm pissed off when I get started
I don't know why you're getting so upset
cause like I took the photo you moved your hand
and you moved your hand slightly to the left
or sorry the right
now, google it out
bear with me
I did some zoom enhancement
obviously because you're upsetting me a lot
to show that once again, I asked you to put your hand on the tower and you in fact, did not do that thing.
It's like, I really don't understand what to tell you, but we can try a different strategy if you want to hug the, the bend maybe?
Hug the bend.
Right, but I...
Okay, I'll hug the bend.
But you have to tell me, I'm being, hey, I'm being genuine.
You have to tell me where I'm placed.
Specifically and make not so speaking like the fucking one one word per minute really quick, right?
Tell me wrong place and if I'm hugging it and don't to the phone till I'm actually doing it
All right, or else you're wasting the photo
Well, okay. All right, you have it. I can do that
Like I've been doing that you have you have okay. That's the thing
Well, I feel like we could disagree to disagree when I we should just agree
I think there's maybe a language barrier between us. We can work through it
I'll put it in my air pod so I can translate your Australian a little bit better and we'll focus
Okay, so I guess line up your arm. What do you want to do? Do you want to hug it?
You will always be at Japan Lapa. You will never speak the language fluently. Lock the fuck in and take the photo
All right ready
All right
Take the photo.
Am I hugging?
Okay.
Where am I?
Are you trying to hug the photo or the van behind you?
Big Ben.
I don't really think you can call people that.
No, the tower.
Okay.
Alright, so maybe reach out your hand like you're going to grab the tower.
Think about that or are you just going to stand there?
No, I'm asking you this question correctly.
Uh huh.
Am I hugging it?
Um.
Okay, sure.
No, I'm not sure.
How am I doing this?
Maybe scoot in a little bit this way.
This way?
A little more this way.
Okay.
This way a little bit more.
Okay.
Now give it a hug.
Okay, now give me another finger.
Could we rotate?
I think maybe that angle is weird.
What's the name of the town?
Heo
There you go
OK
Give me a sec
Like Heo?
Am I on it?
See, here's the objective issue
They said what a guy
to be. Oh well here's the objective issue um in the process of taking the
photo obviously one cannot stop external elements and uh well you were
reaching to hug this guy which I don't really understand why you were doing that
specifically asked you to hug Ben maybe you thought his name was Ben and you
were a little bit confused. Take this time I hate it. Here's one where you were a
little bit closer to the tower but unfortunately not hugging at all again.
Well, you're the one who's not in the hugging position at the problem.
I don't know if that way to turn around.
You look, you're asking me where to hug it.
Okay, well let me just break down.
You instead, I asked you to hug the bed.
You look like you're asking that guy where's your hug at, which is objectively a little
odd.
And this guy looks like he's about to kill you.
So, you know, that one didn't work.
I did get a little bit better one, but you moved a little bit too far forward.
So I don't really know if it would work with the heat.
Sit up.
What the fuck is this one? Why would you tell me to stand there? It's no wind in front of the tower.
Well, I won't line up. I mean, you didn't line up specifically as the problem.
Alright. I'm doing one more, and I'm done.
Okay.
And I'm gonna get very easy for you. I'm gonna sit below the tower and point up.
Okay? Tell me when I'm directly in front of the tower.
Alright.
And am I directly in front of it?
Um, I mean, we are at a diagonal angle.
Diagonal? So where should I go?
Uh, maybe right there.
What do you mean, here?
Yes, right there, it's fine.
So if I sit down?
Uh-huh.
And I point up.
Okay.
I don't know.
Okay, I got these.
Okay.
I assumed you didn't get a nature I could get your face. How's that?
I'm killing myself, you know what's wrong with those? I am gonna kill myself
Well, you said you wanted to get me
I just wasted my time
You wanted me to take a photo of you sitting down in front of the tower
I just wasted my time
You were sitting down in front of the tower
I'm not really kidding it, you're sitting down in front of the tower
Maybe there's a language barrier
I don't like that
that look that you adopted?
What?
I think there's a language barrier.
That's okay.
It happens.
You know what I mean?
Do you want a photo in front of that?
No, I don't anymore.
I don't want a photo. Yes, I do, actually.
Please take a photo. Please put flash on
so it looks good. And please take it
properly.
Now, are you holding this too?
I'm going to leave here.
Okay.
Is it going to last?
Yeah.
Okay.
Get in there.
All right.
Here.
How are these?
What?
Okay. Get in there.
Alright. Here.
How are these?
What?
I took a photo of you. You don't like that?
That was not a batting.
What the fuck happened to the London Eye?
What happened to the eye?
But I was posing in front of-
You could literally- What are you talking about?
I was posing in front of the fucking- it's okay, it's okay, it's fine.
I just feel like you're not very appreciative.
It's fine, the photos are great.
You can sort of see the eye, there's like a part of it in the corner over here, but
it's blurred out a little bit because it was moving, but it's like it was going right
there.
Yeah, no I appreciate it, thank you, what the fun is.
I mean did you see it?
No, I did.
Okay, you have this one from earlier?
Yeah, again, like not.
No, no, no, no.
It's fine.
You're good.
Ready?
Yeah.
Do you want photos?
Huh?
Do you want photos?
Oh, sure.
Okay.
All right.
Ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
What do I look like?
It's a good photo.
Thanks.
You want one too?
Yes.
Back off.
All righty.
Turn your camera flash off.
already turn your camera flash off
I don't really know why you would be on a guy like that
I just, I just, I fucking hate my wife.
Like, I hate my wife.
I don't know why I'm here.
I want to get back to her.
I'll say what because the girl looked like she was saying, she was speaking Korean.
And it's...
I want to get home.
She's Korean.
She was speaking Korean.
Wait, what?
The girl's speaking Korean and their word, you, I think it's the word you, is N-I-G-A.
What?
I think, yeah, and she was speaking Korean.
All right, ready?
I'm calling the Uber for the place.
So you don't have to be cold anymore.
Yeah, thank you.
Do you wanna picture the one tonight?
Huh?
Do you wanna picture the one tonight?
No.
Okay.
I've seen enough.
Yeah, that one made me wanna kill myself.
Can't lie to you.
But at least they get to see the big event that's gone.
Ready?
Let's go.
Hello! Yeah, we're here!
There's trigger guys on!
Over on!
All right, ready?
Let's go, uh, oops, sorry CC.
Let's go here.
And then I think we go here, we're going to keep up.
Alright chat, time to go see Toby.
Toby, let's go.
We're going to go hang out with Toby for a bit.
That's one last thing to do in London.
Because I'm kind of sad we didn't get to hang out with Toby that much.
Oh, I'm actually so bloody hungry.
I didn't go a bit too bad.
We're good.
It does. It does.
I feel alive.
Sorry.
But like during the day, that shit was kind of boring.
I think it was the time.
The fact that Durace uptown was once in a while.
Yeah, shut up.
It's actually really nice with the moon in frame.
The what?
The moon.
Yeah, it is.
That moon.
Oh my god.
I'm fucking freezing.
freezing okay are you cold now dude I know your arms are cold show your hands
I'm fine so what that looks oh my god Rosie why don't you wear a jacket bro I
don't get it
He's right here. Go go go go go. The wind is cold. It's the wind. No, don't get my forehead,
my hair is going back.
Is this okay? Is this okay? Hello? Hello?
Hello?
What the hell are you?
It's nice in here.
Whoa, it's nice.
Wait.
Is this the one from before?
No.
It just looks like Holy Solar Flare they're saying, okay?
My nose is stuffy because it's so cold.
They said we're in a fuckboy car, oh it's not right.
So we're going to go hang out with Toby for a bit.
I am kind of sad cause I had segments
with Toby and Deji planned multiple times
of the week and timing just didn't,
either I was busy and something came up or they were.
So like, it kind of sucks cause we,
I feel like there was more stuff we were supposed to do,
people were supposed to do stuff
with a way to get a chance to,
But at least we still get to hang out with friends a little bit.
Deji, we will go and do stuff.
I'm going to be honest, I thought about doing another thing with Toby today that I had an idea for,
but me and Rosie are both fried.
Like, it has been a very long, what is it, 10 days?
10?
You didn't have her 10 days?
I think it's 10.
I think it has been.
Didn't we leave her on the 13th?
I remember.
We did.
10?
Yeah, it's been almost 10 days.
It's still shorter.
I think.
Maybe, or including travel days, like eight, fully here.
Okay.
Could be travel days,
because the 23rd will be eight.
The 23rd is a travel day,
but that's like the day that we left, but yeah.
But it's been like a week.
It's been really sick,
but we just can't do too much
because we're like dying, bro.
Holy freak.
You were actually dying.
Wait, Deji is coming to NMS boxing as a judge?
Oh, then I'll just hit him up then.
I'll ask him to stay longer so we can do stuff.
I did tell him he should come to Austin.
Um, because if Deji comes to Austin,
I said there's a few things that we can do out there
that like, as him, being from like the UK,
he's not used to it if he really wanted to come
see an Austin, you know what I mean?
Maybe kind of a vibe.
Why?
And then I would box him,
but I don't think Deji would punch me.
Do you think he would?
I'll work something out.
I can ask him. I don't know if he would punch me, but I think there's a possibility. You know what I mean?
Maybe. I would have loved to know what it's like to be punched.
No, I should not say that. Buy one of my friends to clarify. Not a weirdo. Don't punch me if you're weird.
But I meant like buy like one of my friends in a boxing ring.
Does she have a fucking concussion?
They're saying Rosie show her you've already experienced it. Oh, yeah, I forgot when you
Don't scare doom
Yeah, that's you hit me a lot of
I'm so feeling it. That was my bracelet to be fair. It's like brass knocks
That was my bracelet to be fair. Okay, kind of reason much in
I didn't even barely see anything because you were up watching Hookah-Mon-Pack-O-Pings.
Well, what were you doing before I ate in yesterday?
I was trying to sleep. That's old. I think I'm crazy.
That was a freaking day.
Dan was always going to see Big Ben. You know who I missed? His oil.
She just stood in front of a big Ben and said,
what are you gonna make me the enemy?
That's fine.
But you're gonna find out that the hero doesn't always win.
That's kind of annoying.
We're waiting a more week with the big Ben thing.
And then he leaves.
He leaves for the big Ben thing.
He's not gonna hear from Big Ben.
And I told him about it.
And I go, yeah, by the way, we're going to see Big Ben.
And then he goes, and he's like, she's not reading chat, bro.
No fluffy 2x. I see your chats. I'm choosing to oh wait all American rejects are chat. I wasn't really chat
Wait all American rejects are in chat
Never mind. It was me. Yo
Wait, hold on all American rejects. That's my fault, bro. I'm I'm so sorry
I'm freezing cold because we just left big Ben
Yo
Wait, can we come stream a show?
Please please that'd be so wait no I have an idea I can't say I'm gonna shut
my mouth back yard toys all American rejects but it's in a backyard of ours
I love how you like
Well I had the idea I think you said Jesus you know oh they left okay all
Oh my god.
Nevermind.
It is what it is.
Listen, my hands are actually freaking freezing.
Oh my god.
Oh, your hands are cold?
What?
Oh my god, there are he.
Click the button.
Look, on the door.
Look at the door.
Look, I show. On the door.
Show, show, show.
Look at the door.
What button do you think you can see on that door?
What button?
I'm not talking about.
It's a window!
Hello?
I'm gonna go back and hire that other guy, you're fine.
You should.
I'm gonna hire that other guy, but I'm still gonna see you.
You should.
I'm actually gonna see you.
You should do that.
Yeah, but you're not out of your contract though, so.
What the fuck do you mean?
What do I do?
You just have to still stay in your contract.
What am I doing with my contract?
You're right, your name is Patrick.
Oh, my seats getting really warm.
How do I make them warm?
Figure it out.
No, look back at the door.
We're at the window thingy.
Look back at the door.
Go ahead.
No, look back at the door, go ahead.
I know it's not this one.
That again means it's in trouble.
Speaker.
Oh!
Is that what?
You deserve this.
Okay.
You deserve this so honestly is it not a bad photo? Oh fucking stupid
Penormal
Okay, what about this one?
Here's the problem if you look back at the vlog. This is verbatim what you did
You amended ceiling to tell me
It's really annoying because like I feel like I'm actually really helpful to photographer
Well, when you need it and you insult me when like actually good photos I feel like and then
Can't even do the same for me. I
Just give and I give and I give and I can't get back
Wait sinna watch the clip
What is this? Oh
Chai
Oh my god, his nose is bleeding.
I mean, I guess he's stable. What the fuck is that?
I mean, oh wait, hold on. Toby just messaged me.
Uh, let me see. What info do I know?
Toby, I'm gonna message the team.
Wait, hold on, we call him actually, cause I need to ask him about this.
fold.
He's on the clip.
Yo, do you do you have access like when you leave? Do you
have access to your ingest like on your phone?
Like, you know your dashboard where you have like your main
ingest?
Okay, because then that way you can switch to mine very easily.
Are you streaming while you're headed there as well or no?
Okay, um, then you should be able to go as long as you can log into your server that
you can go like, or does somebody else do it for you?
Okay, then I'm going to message the team and ask for my ingest so you can switch to it.
So then they'll add it to your dashboards.
You can add it.
All right.
I bet I'll see you in a few.
We're headed there now, but if we're just early, I think we're there like 15 minutes
I bet. Are you there?
My butt's getting a little warm.
Okay, cool. I bet.
My house is warm.
Shut. Shut. Okay, bye.
Why did you just yell that in the...
I'm trying to... I was scared to leak his number because I didn't click on his contact for that.
Well, wait, I need to message the team really fast.
Chad, hold. Sorry.
Just communicating.
You told me I need you to be better at communicating.
So that's what I'm doing.
My ass is very warm.
Please.
It's a little too warm, in fact.
Oh my God, I can't talk because my fingers are so cold.
I suggest putting your fingers on the seat.
That might work.
Dude, I actually feel my hands are moving in slow motion because they're so cold.
because they're so cold. How are you, Aubrey? Did you see me? What? Opening your hands down
there is kind of nice. Oh my lanta. What the hell? Okay, I messaged them so hopefully
they had it. We have like 20 minutes so it should be good.
Holy, wait.
Yeah, it works.
Yeah.
I could do a real thing on your butt.
See?
Oh, that's good.
It feels like my fingers were just so abnormally cold
that they felt like they were moving in slow-mo.
But now, it feels like I put them in a nice toaster.
Yeah.
Yeah, because I'm dipping them in a soup.
Yeah.
That was really nice.
Yeah.
It's like just warm enough, you know what I mean?
Perfect.
You know, remember when you were a kid,
and you'd play outside in the snow, and then?
You'd do your DS, yeah.
I didn't do that at the best length,
I didn't do that.
Are you fucking serious?
What do you mean?
I thought it's where you were going with it.
So we're still bringing that up?
I don't know. What were you gonna say instead?
What would you possibly be saying?
I'm getting that girl and I told her I'm gonna be like oh by the way my friend
who loves you and your Pokemon pack openings you see it's a really nice
abnormally cold outside is it not or are we just pussy I think it's
I've normally called outside we also might just be pussy it's fine evening we
Sir cast a question. Yeah, do you think it's kind of stupid if one was to come outside without a jacket tonight?
So, yeah, yeah probably
Kind of crazy, huh? Yeah, it's crazy who would do that
Just don't fall in the super okay, I don't
Sir, I don't fart in ubers. Okay. No, sir. Don't laugh. I do not fart ubers
I promise you I promise you on my life. That was my friend who did that not me. I
Have never done that
Now this guy far through the ubers you should see his uber rating. It's like a three
I'm a good reading
Right point nine. Yeah, you know how I lost it because one of my friends I ubered them home and they threw up in the uber
I've never recovered. It wasn't me that threw up. It was them. They threw up in the Uber and then I had to pay for them to
Get their car clean. I was so mad
Yeah, I'm sure that wasn't you it wasn't on me and I did not fart in the Uber if you look at my reviews
They're probably immaculate. Oh
No, are you actually looking at the reviews? Oh
Okay
They're good reviews, I swear, I swear.
They are, they are, I swear.
What did K-Zone say?
I speak for everyone I say in stream.
K-Zone, I speak for everyone I say in your life.
How about that?
Oh, sorry, that was K-Zone, sorry.
That one came from the heart, I'm sorry.
All right, K-Zone's having a terrible year.
It's been having a terrible year for the past 50 years.
Time to pack it up, Kaseyla.
How long has he known you for?
Too long, I'll tell you that.
Kaseyla, go ahead and hit that unfriend button real fast.
It's too long.
You're in a fucking mood tonight.
Are you serious?
You've been walking around the city, telling people I'm farting.
Left and right. I'm not even farting.
You've been walking around with...
First of all, sir, have you ever been to the Conjuring House?
No, I haven't.
Have you heard about it, though?
I've heard about it, I think.
Do people go there and visit often as really creepy?
I didn't know what to say.
I haven't been, so I don't know what to expect.
Do uh... me and my friend here will likely survive overnight in the Conjuring House?
Maybe, yeah.
If you investigate first.
Don't fucking hit me.
If you investigate first.
Fucking touching me.
Pog you.
I'm gonna poke you.
I don't like being touched.
Don't do it.
Remove the fucking trajectory of the finger.
Altar.
Wait.
Gotcha.
I
Need to grow up
Shout out my London ease
Shut up my one does my one does
I did just realize where we are
So smart
Glad you figured that out so smart
Meanwhile, you were walking around Paris yesterday being the worst possible person imaginable you you are the reason we had a negative reaction
You, you, you are the reason we had a date with Roger.
Yes, he tried to argue with the guy McDonald's.
Who does that?
He stole my friend twice.
And you came in.
You actually came in and you're just like,
yeah, I'll handle it.
First of all, I did handle it.
I saved the fucking day.
All right.
You're welcome.
Fucking hero.
Whero in the chat.
Yeah, you're welcome.
I did save the day.
You're welcome.
Anything else?
Thinking that about me.
Fuck.
What else did I do?
I was great yesterday, I feel like. You're the alcoholic.
That is true. Chad, I'd like to apologize for my transgressions yesterday.
I did realize that- are we near the sex shops again?
How do we always end up here? Wait, how do we always end up here?
I'm gonna give one pretty in the uvo.
No, I swear to you.
There's one pretty in the uvo.
I swear to you.
I'm not gonna lie.
No, I swear to you. I don't know how it mapped here.
I swear to you, I just mapped to where I was told to go.
Why can't you buy a DS around here? I don't know.
I've moved on to bigger and better things.
VXL?
Do you PSI XL?
Do you have a free VS XL?
Maybe I'll switch too.
You can't say you only ever use a computer.
I've used my computer one or two times.
My friend is my main my main for your entire life. My friend is my main commence for your entire life
I can't say I use a console look up on
Why would you say that Allah? I can't say unlike you. I've used a console. Well, stop stop stop
Can you please can you please can you please you need to beat you need to be removed from this uber
I'm gonna ask him to pull over and drop you off just so we can drive four more feet so that I can get out after you
Because I don't want to get out at the same time as you I don't
Sir the next time you ever pick up don't sir don't laugh at that. Why did you laugh at that?
Do not laugh at that joke. He is not funny. Okay?
She's not funny and these allegations are not true. Okay, they're not
Shut up, shut up please. Shut your mouth. Just stop talking for the love of God.
I do have a question, genuine. Did you use a 3D slide up when you were looking it up?
So are you familiar with a 3DS and an Nintendo DS?
No.
Thank God.
Great device.
Thank God.
That was one of the features.
Keep it that way.
It's going to be this one on your right.
Perfect, yes.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
You were amazing. I'm sorry about my my friend. No trouble. No trouble. He is a little he's a little slow
Twitch and running is a setup see I and a name
Yeah, that's a report his name is spedrick so about that
This is really fucking rude and embarrassing.
But your name is Spedrick?
Well, your name is Spedrick.
What's the problem with that?
How is that my issue?
I just don't like when you do that to me.
How is that my issue?
They say he's gonna search the name just to block us.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm really sad to get out of that car.
My butt was so warm.
I know.
I feel so good now.
I know.
I feel like I'm on a little toaster strudel.
Now I'm out.
I do.
I feel like a toaster strudel.
Now I'm out of the toaster.
I'm getting cold.
I'm cooling off.
I don't like it.
I'm coolin' off, I don't like it.
Aw man.
Kinda sucks.
Well chat.
We got a few minutes to kill.
We're waiting for who's next.
What?
It sucks though.
Where are we?
Oh, I know where we are.
Uh, chat, we're waiting a little bit on, um, Tobey,
aka Mr. Gizzle, and then, uh...
What?
What were they doing?
He said what?
What did the agent face find me?
Hold on.
Agent, I'm live!
Yeah!
Oh, um...
No, no, also wait, do you want to say hi to chat?
Bruv!
Hey, Bruv!
Shout out to my Mildems, my Geldems!
Oh, no, no.
No, he's been pissing me off today, he's been pissing me off today.
No, he just told the Uber driver that I farted in the Uber.
He's always, he's always pissing you off.
Yeah, I know.
Now what's going on? You fucking hate him here.
No, no, I was just here because they asked me to extend for some stuff and I said, sure.
And then, you know, I was hanging on mandems and my gildems, and I was like, damn, it's kind of a vibe.
So I had to hang out, you know?
Why weren't the gildems at LBC?
Well, there's none around currently, but I swear there were gildems at some point.
Okay, you better work with this and you close that fast and you can clean the stream.
Okay.
If you have time, if I want to just share your idea, I want to seriously clean it.
Okay.
Wait, okay.
Also, wait, can we talk about how you had that beard installed yesterday and why it's
off today?
Because you just have two little pinpoints.
I don't really know what happened.
I think you look pretty good.
You look good.
God thank you, Rosie.
I can put the beard off whenever I want because I'm about to get your attachments so I can
just throw this shit off when I'm coming to go with the beard.
Wait, that's actually tough.
Yeah.
And your face.
So I can just throw this shit off when I'm probably going up here.
Wait, that's actually tough.
Yeah, and in fact, I'm on the start of a fancy-fancy business
where I sell mirrors, uh, uh, from olden days.
I sell...
Well...
Okay.
Alright, that's...
Okay, that's not bad stuff.
I mean, hey, Groves do it.
It's like, that's fierce.
Sponsor me.
Yeah, I feel beautiful.
I feel beautiful.
Groves, you said sponsor him.
Whatever you need
I'm down I'll take it
All right, I'll call you out there
Hi, oh
My god, I figured out a genius
What?
Oh, it's supposed to be because you're groin. Why would it be grown?
No, yeah, you're slow, no, they're saying, mmm.
Also, I love whatever agent calls me and goes, sit up, call me on the stream, I have an
idea for you.
I love that, because then I'm always like, okay, what is it?
Another marathon, another trip, or he's going to be like, no, I'm the first one to pay,
I'm the person that paid.
I made sure, bro, I made sure.
Holy forehead of doom.
Okay, maybe we can just go inside.
Let me ask.
And also, and also,
all right, what were you just about to find?
Cause it's cold as a bitch, you know?
It's kind of freezing.
And now, oh, we can see stuff in the little deck.
Holy mother of God.
My forehead, you might wanna turn off the light.
Turn off the light?
Yeah, I know.
I'm gonna go right off.
I don't know why.
What is your problem?
You wanted to do that!
You can't put it into it!
It's not my fault, bro.
I saw that.
You brought it in at night.
Okay. Turn off the light.
Be cool.
Okay.
Hello.
Well, we're here, and we'll meet in one of those places here.
Thank you.
No problem.
Thank you.
They might see Noah for the camera before Toby gets here.
I think there was a camera last time, though.
There was.
I think maybe Toby just knows this place.
So it has to be with Toby.
Which is fine. We can just wait.
Hold, Chad. Chad?
Look at this.
Ooh, crazy spice level.
Getting raised very much, Chad.
Chad, I don't understand, bro. You could just not get straight.
I'm like, I don't get it. You know what I mean?
I'm not going to go into it because it's going to annoy me, so I'm just not going to say anything.
Holy shit, bro.
It's a complaint, complaint, complaint, complaint, complaint.
You're right.
Oh yeah, Toby.
So be good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're meeting a friend here.
They were here the other night, I think, and did the same thing in the video.
So we'll be like, to ourselves.
Okay, thank you so much.
I can sit here, and then Toby can sit here.
Oh perfect, thank you so much.
Okay cool, I'll just wait a little bit.
Let's move to...
All right chat this place by the way to be said is like
the best
If he loves his place he will pleasure you include and he said this is one of the best
So when he gets here we'll try it because it's the place that if you don't know
He took a dab too and then looked at so much they said you have to go again
You know what i mean
Watch i'm gonna say nice and skin nice and she won't see it. Come on. I see all
Oh, yeah, bring that.
Oh, you need this.
I see a vibe.
Yeah, try that.
Oh, no.
I see a light.
Can you help this?
No. I'm okay.
Not yet?
I think he's going.
Oh, at least we get to hang out with Toby.
Cool. Thank you so much.
Appreciate it. Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm so excited.
Oh, he's good-binding me too.
Yeah, a deaf man came here, so he's gonna tell us,
like, I don't think I've ever had Nigerian food.
So I think he's gonna tell us, like,
literally everything he eats here.
He should be here in, like, five minutes.
And then we're good.
I've never had an idea of it before.
Dude, wait, Hepburn's sort of goat meat melody?
Holy dyslexia dude.
Wait, have we had a drink though?
Oh wait, no we did have it in Austin.
I'm wrong.
Holy drawer dude, we did.
Because we got the Jollifrize. Wait, hold on. This looks good.
I've never had cow foot before.
Thoughts?
It's gonna be way better here.
I will eat on to you.
By the way, is the oil the entire time we were coming?
I told Joel I should save you one of me, Toei, and come to the dinner.
He's like, no, no, no, I want to go get some house.
Okay, it's up to you.
Oh my, that's so sorry.
Oh my God.
G. Sharma, with the 100 gifted subs.
Holy shit.
I've underwhelmed.
Thank you so fucking much.
What the fuck?
Yo! W.G. Sharma with the $100!
Why'd you look so sad?
I'm just kidding. Thank you so much.
I'm a wonderful person. That is very nice.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. W.
Today, I'm W.G. Sharma. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
That is very, very nice. Thank you.
Holy shit.
They're saying W. Grye and W. Badge cry, I just want to thank you man for the 100, I appreciate it.
I appreciate you so much.
Um, wait, let me make sure they keep him light and just so he has it.
Wait.
Well, let me call him and ask him, because they said they don't see his account.
Sorry, Chad.
Hold on.
I don't work for that for 2B.
Yo, do you use Iron Toolkit?
Okay, do you know your account name under that?
Because they said they can't find your account.
But it's under your Twitch name, right?
Okay, all right, cool.
All right, cool. All right, thank you.
Hold on to that, I'm gonna sit down.
He's sending me a new...
Old...
Oh, hold on.
You're hearing this?
Is this good vibes?
All right Rosie, what do you want to eat?
What do you want to eat?
What's not spicy?
I'm sorry, look at this fucking emo.
This is such a good emo.
I'm loving it.
The emo is so good.
You guys can't see. I don't want to turn the camera to just vote anybody. Rosie is behind the camera doing the emo.
Rosie, what are you doing on the camera doing the emo? It's so good.
Holy shit.
Alright, Chad, we'll get the next vote. We're literally going to let Toby tell us everything we get.
And then we just call when we're ready to vote.
But I'm going to wait entirely for Toby.
Do you think they have a Pepsi Max?
That's another thing I want to tell you.
You're wondering.
Pepsi Max, Jerry, is the best soda.
It might clear a regular congera.
It's really good.
It's insanely good.
Is it nice?
They said, we know, we know.
That is better.
No, bro. I don't think that is good, bro.
Sorry, I had some mashed cherries in the bathroom, I'm sorry.
Oh no, not another pie in London.
What is that?
Is it this?
Look at that.
Wait, they have a snail dish.
You had enough snail dishes yesterday?
Wait, Chad, does Garnes snail delicacy hit here? Thoughts?
It's eggs. There's no way bro.
I'll hold on, wait.
The name is good.
So I'm getting my indepth for him, Chad.
Oh no, you're good.
I'm getting my ingest for him, so that way when he gets here, he should be here in a few minutes.
He has it.
What we're doing.
He's on the way.
At least it's not like last time where it didn't work out.
One of them finally did.
Did the F1 chat?
That one I was sad about, bro.
And I felt bad for Deji, because Deji was really upset to tell me, because it was everything was set up.
And it just, it's completely out of our hands at that point.
nothing we can do. You know what I mean? So it kind of sucked because we were up, no joke,
we were up at 6 a.m. that day. Like, planning everything, getting everything, did not sleep,
got dressed and everything, and just as we were about to leave, there's just nothing we can do.
We were just waiting. She happens to be in. Hey. You know what I mean? It is what it is. But that's
It's okay, because if Deji comes for NMS boxing,
I will let him punch me in the face.
Do you think that he would punch me if I asked?
Oh no, did you hit one guy?
No, I was doing my swear.
Why are you here, Twitter?
I was saying stuff.
What were you looking at?
They released a playface trailer.
Um, I don't know what to say.
I think you would do it for money.
Shut the fuck up.
You don't even have to put a clip in front of your fucking asshole.
Will you ask me?
I can't get away from here.
Oh, shit.
You actually pissed me off.
I just feel like I would want to know,
I want to know what it's like to be punched.
Okay, Rosie, me versus you, NMS Boxing.
I would do that.
Fucking dirty.
So easy.
Maybe we're not.
I would destroy you, NMS Boxing.
Are you serious?
If you gave me time to train,
I think we're gonna be quick enough
where you couldn't hit me.
I think I would be quick enough where you couldn't hit me.
You quit.
Yes.
You act along, wait.
Hit this end right now.
Do it again.
I literally hit the end.
No, no, no.
I hit it again.
Again?
I don't know.
Okay, okay.
Get away out of this.
No.
I hit it again.
Okay, that's close.
Try again.
Okay.
Okay, that's close. Try again.
Okay.
That's one boxing against.
Ready?
It's moving.
Oh, gosh.
Stop, stop, stop.
No, you cannot drop the camera again. Not my third time.
Stop hitting the camera.
They're not real, bro.
They said, I'm weak in this.
Well, I just don't know, like, who was it?
Was it Jason asking Jason, because would you box Diana?
It's like, no, bro.
She's boxed like four times. Like, she's way more expressive.
I have a new-
Like, you're Polish.
Yes, I would-
You're actually Polish.
She would fold the sheets-
I've never boxed one of my life.
Why would I do that?
It's like David and Goliath, and you're definitely not alive.
Fuck no.
I'm also- she's like-
I bullet-
She mugged her shi-
She- she-
I-
I told Jason, I said, the only way I would ever box is if I-
I think he should start giving like, a few months in advance.
Cause in that way, like, you can actually train in box.
Not like- I feel like you can't super train in a month.
You know?
She never's Yana. Yana would have whooped my ass, bro.
I think Yana would have whooped my ass.
She's a good boxer, baby.
No.
She actually whooped me.
Who could you beat?
You.
No, you wouldn't beat me.
Your ass isn't doing that regardless.
You would beat me.
Cause I don't hit mine.
Wow, now you hear it.
There's a click that says otherwise.
That was and it's so weird in that clip instead of just saying sorry you just removed the women-friendly part out of your
What?
Do you remember that chat? What are you saying? I apologize immediately
In the clip it has me apologize
Somebody said me versus you see
Do that me verse
Who else put me in visa women?
Um, who else?
I don't know, a lot of people...
Mieber's Valkyrie?
I don't know, why?
Um, just a water...
Do you guys have Pepsi Max, or no?
No.
Coke Zero?
Oh, could I do the Diet Coke, please?
Thank you.
Sorry, we're waiting on our friend, so here's who's going to wait.
Thank you.
DC's the world's rightful one.
Cineverse Ginge?
No, if I go anywhere near 30 feet of Ginge right now, I'm getting another hate threat.
I hate that.
There you go.
There she goes.
Horaskev again.
She's just so annoying, bro.
It was crazy.
I don't think he used this Twitter that much.
I don't think he knows the damage that he did.
I think he did damage.
He did the damage, got off, and he's done.
I tell you something, Sena.
Am I interested?
You do.
I'm not interested.
Sena, how many times do I have to tell you love?
I'm not interested.
Leave me alone.
Santa, how many times do I have to tell you love, okay?
You keep DMing me.
You know, I haven't DMed you in all I ask for.
What do I have?
I should get on my nerves, bro.
Me for a sketch?
Ah, sketch and rock my shit, bro.
That'd be such an unfair fight.
Somebody said ginger's just joking,
by the way, it's not that deep.
No, thank you.
I have no idea what you're thinking.
It's like, who knows?
What happened saying I look like Tsukuno?
I will say people were using that poorly timed thing the other day.
They said, wait, he was really?
Wait, he was?
Okay.
Literally Bonnie?
No.
you
Don't say don't say you win. I would not win against Peterbott to slow off, bro
Peterbott should arguably clear me
I almost I almost been doing the thing where you know what I go shout out after I almost said shout out
But talking about Peterbott and going to the shout out though
No, no, you do not get a shout out man. You do not get a shout out
No, bro, you you you're not gonna
I just was going through my my index cards what I'd always say in the streamer
Oh, yeah, open that you are open the backs. Oh wait, maybe don't cuz you can't sleep them
Also, can I suggest something?
You should have though you should let me pick your tattoo because you didn't get it while you were here
I am like you didn't have something.
Oh, what a main cake it is.
Is it going to be double the chat?
Hi there, he's on.
What's going to do again?
Are you going to open them?
Give them one.
So now rip the Twitter comms. Uh-oh. What does that mean?
Somebody just wrote, sorry, somebody at Twitter comms Rosie literally wrote, I went
to the strip club for food ass excuse because you said you liked her Pokemon
patch. Wait what? No. So they'll keep they'll keep crock but they'll give her
Twitter calls? Look at me, seriously.
Tom, it's Tom.
Alright, let's not make a website.
Back to Discord. Can I ask a question?
Chat, do you think that we should completely redo the Discord?
Because I don't even use it,
and I feel like half the people that are in there,
I mean, they still use it for stuff, but nobody really redows it.
No, someone should just make a website that is a Twitter-com feature,
and then everyone uses it for spaces.
It's literally just like Twitter Palms, but it's Discord.
They're not Discord, they're the websites.
Hold on, Toby's calling.
Yo.
Oh, there's my dog!
Ladies and gentlemen, quick, quick, quick.
Ladies and gentlemen.
It's my god!
Oh
Yes, we waited to order anything we just got die code for you
No, I literally said I was only gonna wait for you the only thing they said is to get a goosey
Why why are you laughing? Why is that funny?
Yes, I eat my hands all the time at home.
I like that.
Yeah.
So we had poo poo before, and soup like that.
Shut up.
In America, one time, yes.
Who put you on to that?
I just saw it everywhere, so I wanted to try it.
I like good food, hello.
We have a woman of culture, I call.
Let me go there.
So I'm going to ask, what do you think I am?
Are you going to do like unseasoned chicken at home?
Someone told me it's season chicken war.
Fingers adapt.
First of all, I cook really well, by the way.
That is not a joke.
I mean, you cook really well.
I cook really well. I know how to cook.
Is this true, champ?
Yes, this is the one milk shop cook up.
This is actually the one thing you can't, like, debate me on.
So you're telling me you cook really well
when you don't come to the UK and cook something for me?
Okay, well, to be fair...
Actually, that's kind of fair.
Yeah.
Okay, but to be fair, the one time you were going to come over
and it didn't work out, I did technically have food for you.
Did you cook? That's right.
No, okay.
Okay.
It was UK snacks?
You never even...
This is the first time I'm hearing of your cooking ability.
This is outrageous. I'm actually upset.
Like I'm her right now.
Often what you put me through on inside this kind of payment,
so I was eating rice and beans.
Did you ever... Did you give me good food?
Excuse me.
After what you put me through on inside?
I never often to cook for you.
Well, you could have slipped me some food on inside,
but did you do that?
Did you not end up leaving...
There's some cashola, was that not you?
That's true and I had to use it to confiscate all those fucking rice and beans that I ate the entire day.
Oh, all that money went on rice and beans?
All that money went on rice and beans, yeah, I had to confiscate the whole thing.
Yeah, sure, whatever you say, whatever you say.
No, it's just so nice seeing you outside of that.
I was like, except for the time I saw you inside of inside, I got pissed off.
I was like, you'd walk in and it was always me to eliminate somebody.
So I was never happy to see you. Every time I saw Toby, I was like, god damn it.
She's lying, she grinned and to that every time she saw me.
True locals.
It was true.
I was excited, but it was because you were the nicest one, because then you would feel
bad if I had to get someone off, and everybody else would have said, suck it up, and it was
like, I was like, I was just doing it, I was crying, get rid of him.
I was so sad.
Yeah, check if you have my indis, they said they added it.
Yeah, I'm trying to do my time on the stuff, I'm like, get to the stream and I'm figuring
it out.
Yeah.
What am I experiencing on YouTube?
Oh my god, I'm so excited to pick your brain about a show, and I want to put my question
in a way.
I'm gonna pick my brain about a show.
Yes.
Because I was like hearing what your perspective is from like a hugey-wisher perspective.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, we can get into that.
Let me get a cell phone.
Okay, this one.
Let me get my cell phone.
I know.
It's actually...
It's really loud.
See?
There's new tech, and can you...
Were you gonna...
Were you gonna adapt?
Did you have an ingest?
No, I didn't.
I just had an ingest.
Oh.
I wasn't prepared for this.
And he wasn't kind enough to offer you, he was kind enough to offer you a side of the world.
Oh, for you to stream?
Yeah.
I wasn't kidding about streaming, I was just...
To be fair, I feel like YouTube videos are different though, because you guys have to ask if you can get a video out of it versus streaming.
Normally if somebody comes with me, it is like, I'm almost like, yeah, please stream.
Oh, that's like, expensive.
Yeah, because like, why would I only get a stream out of this? Why would you not do it?
It just makes more sense. So like, why would you not stream?
Yeah, I guess. I guess it's different because on YouTube it's like...
You can't both have the same video by the end of the watch whereas people can watch us by the fly
and switch between videos.
Right. And it's like your audience might be like, oh I would really like, you know, when I'm in Tobi's chat only.
So they're more inclined to be like, okay, well when Tobi's doing something, I want to watch him but do it.
Because they might not know my audience is different.
It makes a difference.
Like the selecting of only one person stream, that's like an old way of playing.
New way is like everybody's stream.
But to me I'm learning.
Yeah.
Even at my own age.
I'm just I guarantee it you would assume that the app you could have streamed me. He would not care at all
That's all you need
That one that could that one and then you start a lot
Now put now to pull on are you the streamer that reads your chat with your house?
Oh, no, okay good. I should be right. Wait, Jess, who we live for work?
You all right? Yes, and they could see me. Hi Toby Jack
This is insane. This is really cool. Wait, turn off slow mo. You want to slow mo?
I don't do it on slow mo. That's my mom's.
Yeah, turn off slow mo.
So what if you're like 60 and you can't read the chat?
Yeah, I am like 60.
Or you're like, do you say how old you are?
Yeah, if I'm not so old I am.
There's my birthday.
Oh yeah, happy birthday!
Okay, I'll buy the dinner.
Well, I was gonna buy it anyway, but I'm buying it because it's also your birthday celebration.
Alright, you're not doing that.
I am buying the dinner.
First of all, thank you.
Do you want to order first?
Alright, cool.
Hold on a chat. Let's order so we can get the food going and then we'll do that.
after so what's good so have you tried that before I had it at the other place
but the other places made so if it's good here we should get it okay I'll get
a bowl of that so you can try it okay I actually want to get pounded down today
which is what you're gonna get for the goose eggs okay how is your stomach
I like spicy. I'm not gonna be as spicy as that.
No, no, no, I like spicy. I'm not gonna get garbage as good as that.
I just eat whatever.
Okay. Then I'm gonna get... Just leave it to me.
Is there anything specific you'd like?
No, I'm not joking. There's like nothing I don't like.
Nothing?
Yeah, I eat everything. It's bad.
Do you like mushrooms?
Yeah, oh, mushrooms.
Like calamari.
Yeah, love it.
What's food that people hate?
Sha, give me food.
Food that people hate.
Spinach? Love it.
People wouldn't like it.
Do you like mushrooms sprouts?
Yes.
I like mushrooms sprouts.
The only thing I don't like is okra.
For my one thing.
Are you serious?
It's like my one thing, yeah.
Is okra really good?
That's what I would have repounded down.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Okra's weird, bro.
I don't like the texture.
What, is it slimy?
Yeah, it's weird.
But the thing is, other slimy things don't bother me.
It's only that.
What?
Yeah, it's just that. But it's because my sister used to eat it.
I'm gonna get that as well.
It might be good here. I just have to eat it.
Whatever.
You know what you should get instead?
You should get yourself some rice and beans.
I'll get rice and beans.
Oh my god, I'm gonna get everything.
I'm gonna get you to try a little bit of everything.
Okay.
We should- Okay, just do a whole thing. We'll try it.
Yeah, cool.
Oh, she's paying. She's paying.
No, I'm paying. Who's gonna be paying?
Who's gonna be paying?
You know what?
I want inside.
You know what I mean?
Inside.
A little bit, you know?
Also, it's your birthday.
So, then, pick up.
It's like a nice birthday dinner.
Okay.
I'm going to press the thing so I can come over for anything.
And you know what you want?
That's easy.
What, what, what?
So, that's easy then.
Yeah, just get a little bit of everything.
Mind as well.
No, that's what we did.
When we were at that Indian restaurant, that's spicy curry.
I just ordered a bunch of stuff.
The bill was $500.
It was $500.
I just ordered a bunch of stuff. The bill was $500.
It was bad. It was really bad.
Um...
Yep. Oh, my God.
Who's your best best curry?
No, no, no, no, no.
My belly has been doing little speed backflips the whole day.
It's not been good for the...
I can't eat spicy curry today.
You like IBS?
I hope not. I might, too.
Just take it back to a bit more. You'll be fine.
Take some suck, bro.
No, one of us got human garbage disposal.
So what if you eat like what something acidic
No today my stomach is super sensitive like I was like quite your on the shoot today
Whatever you think is good
Alcoholic and one
We can work on one thing, I'll work on one thing, what does he say?
It's a job, so we can just sit down.
Oh!
That way you can try it.
You're not having the whole job, babe.
I mean, I just...
We can get laid, I'll lay us out.
What did you just do?
He's an email.
Do you want to see him now?
Yeah.
Oh my God, he's not email-friendly.
We get to teach him.
He doesn't know.
We'll get onto that one.
Okay.
Um, then I'm gonna get her to try a little bit of everything.
Well, I say everything, most things.
So, can we get some more and more of these?
Can we get...
Stop this!
Can we get...
You got your two brains on, you said that.
Do you have Yanplush?
Can I get some of that, please?
Yeah, just on the side, yeah.
Can I get some...
Do you have a photograph of that?
Yeah, that too.
Can I get some...
No, just one of that, yeah.
Can I get some...
Beef suey and lamb suey, please.
They really just run out of the shack, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we're doing that.
You gave me all clearance.
What soups? We're gonna get something good soup. We're pounded yam peas.
Let's get some chicken and yam peas.
Smells good.
Everything smells good.
Have I said JRS? Can we get some JRS peas?
Just on the side.
I get some plantain on the side.
I'm getting there.
I'm getting there for that.
I got too excited!
Sorry.
I'm trying to think what else.
Can I get some okra soup as well please?
Okra soup.
Now give me that woman's class, please.
Oh no no no, give me all the front seats, please.
No bro, don't say a chorus.
No front.
Count me down, please.
Count me down.
you
That's two, they just get so many more females, so they like it a lot more.
Or there's, you know Yu-Gi?
You know Yu-Gi?
He's one of the chopped twins, come and argue.
I don't argue.
Okay, well, he's chopped twin.
Yu-Gi, who's talking about Yu-Gi the other day?
So Yu-Gi looks like...
I will actually genuinely throw you a round.
I'll climb around.
In the back.
Look that way quickly?
Yeah.
Hey Yu-Gi, nice to meet you.
There's a clip of Yugi in a pool and his hair is wet and it's curly and everybody thought
Henry was like a girl.
Yeah, and so then he turned around and it was him and they think it was like me.
It's bad.
The one that looks like Senna though.
Really, really.
So your chance tapped it.
Yeah, they edited my face onto him so you can barely see.
It's my face on it or his face on my body. It's so dumb.
Bro, speaking of by the way, did you know it was really sweet?
I came out of the charity match
and a lot of people were like...
I heard you got mobs.
What, like outside?
Yeah.
I did, I don't mind. I like meeting people.
So I was having a great... I was out there for like an hour, no joke.
I was. Oh, because I do this.
I didn't mind, I was so excited.
And all the people came out there and then there were girls and there were people.
They were like, I thought that you, because they didn't think I was going to play, they
were like, oh, I thought that you would be able to do a bit or a penalty kick or something.
So then they said they would just because of that.
And I was like, I felt so bad.
And I was like, no, that felt really bad.
But I did say, because I said, I was actually really excited that I got to play in the training.
Yes, I had a lot of fun.
And I think I did better than some people in the training.
Yeah, you might have done.
They might have more shots on target than they would nowadays.
It's not really a low benchmark, I feel like.
Yeah, some might say that's fair.
That's very, very fair.
Would you take the opportunity to play if there wasn't an opportunity to play?
Yeah, of course.
I would train for it.
How do you think you would have done in that environment, in that game?
Well, I do get a little nervous, but I think I'll work it fine.
The thing is, I'd have to learn, right?
Yeah, but I'm a good teacher, so you would have been fine.
I'd like that to tell you.
Did you actually train it out?
Yeah, literally just a day, two days before the game,
you had a training session, and you learned a couple of things from me.
Look, if you ever, okay, okay, how about this?
If you guys are ever like, wow, we want to do a big one,
we want somebody to run on a field and do a penalty kick,
and they're not technically supposed to do it, I'm your person.
And I'll make the penalty kick.
You'll score it.
Yeah.
It's kind of hard because of what, like, gross play, isn't it, because it gets a physical...
Yeah, it's painful.
Because you've got to get, like, really physical.
There were some really physical examples.
I mean, you saw what happened to Sketch in the first minute of the game.
Yeah.
See, my problem is I would have let somebody like Deji, I wanted to box Deji, and I wouldn't
let Deji touch me in the face, but I don't think that he would.
You know what I mean?
You wanted to box Deji?
Yeah.
That was originally what we were going to do, yeah.
I don't want to box Deji.
Why not?
Why would you box Deji?
I got punched in my stomach one time for a boxing thing by a guy.
Shout out well enough.
He's so much in the stomach. I had to brace up.
It hurt, but it was cool.
When do you ever get to do that?
How many times have you been hit in the head in your life?
GFCC?
No. I haven't hit my head that much.
Oh no, there's been a few times.
There's only been a few.
It's not that bad.
Okay, you have to try everything once.
You wouldn't box it as high?
Absolutely not.
I'd probably be my life.
And also, I don't want to embarrass them
because I would win.
Is that a call out?
I don't really call out people.
Would you ever box?
It's not fair, man.
But I have a box and I...
I'd be good at it if I were one.
But you may be good at it if you never boxed.
It's kind of my thing.
I heard nonchalant is actually pissing me off.
It is being nonchalant.
Because you're like, oh, it's kind of my thing. I'm just naturally good at stuff.
That's not what I was saying, but that might also be true.
Well, at the same, so that's like my thing, but at the same time I feel like I look really rubbish doing it.
I'm super unorthodox.
Okay, so you're not like playing by the playbook.
Also think about the 10, I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Oh, you don't do this?
Congratulations. Sorry, I'm so sorry.
I told you I don't want to books.
My fault.
I'm sorry.
Congratulations on your stuff going by the way.
Thanks.
I had a great time.
What did you want to do with that?
I just kind of wanted to come out of my shell a little bit
this year and try new things, see how far I can push myself.
And I also really just love streaming in general, which
we didn't think about too much streaming.
Oh, yeah, for that too.
Lisa, do you think you're going to stream more this year?
100%.
Like, do I weigh more this year?
or just like are you doing head to desktop streams or trying to do like IRL streams before you try to do?
Mostly desktop class. I'm probably more open to the idea of IRL now because like
prior to my summer fun I was always like oh no IRL for me because
I don't like people knowing where I am when I'm there. To me that's terrible right?
Right.
Also I value like my privacy a lot and I'd be scared of like leaking something that I shouldn't leak.
Oh streaming is like say goodbye.
If you want privacy bro.
I'll do that because I just dipped my toe in the water.
Okay temperatures are right. Now you're telling me there's sharks in the water.
No, I'm just telling you, oh there's not sharks in the water bro.
These mofubes are relentless.
Have you not seen like the clipping pages?
Yeah I've seen them.
Bro, I've gone through five different breakups I didn't even know I was getting broken up with.
I had no idea.
On Twitter.
I had no idea.
I had breakups?
Yes, I've gone through five different controversies I had no idea I had.
And you don't see like, you know Mark who already sees?
Mm-hmm.
He did a project. I love Mark. He's so funny.
He did a thing when he was talking about clipping pages because you could then have to be seen here and be like,
you know man, the sky was so blue today, the weather was gorgeous.
And then they clip it and be like, too many calls out racist people online.
Nothing that you say will even go to the putt. They do it. It's crazy.
Yeah, so thank you guys for coming into my last episode.
No, but it's fun, but it's fun. It's fun.
Cause like, yeah, that sounds crazy, but it can be good.
They know, right?
I told you, Jack.
They're asking if you're Nigerians.
No.
I'm half black, though.
Can you tell?
What's not a year's black?
My dad's life.
I'm black like Japanese.
So how can you be half black like that?
Are you half white? Are you Japanese and half black?
Don't agree, don't agree with that.
No point.
No, he doesn't have a point.
What's the mix?
Maybe that 50% black, 25% white, 25% Japanese.
Yes, yes, because my dad is my dad's black, but that's bull black.
Okay.
And then my mom is white and Japanese.
So those are 25%ers.
God, God, she's right.
Please parents, please.
Cool.
Every time that everyone says all they say is bull parents, every time.
And then they call me a warper.
They say I'm a warping, my ethnicity.
I want to see your chat. Is your chat as funny as a dash chat. A dash chat is hilarious.
My chat's funny. They have good ones.
Is it a chat? Are you funny or is it a dash chat?
They'll go on your ass. Flock is pretty funny. I can't lie.
I'm gonna just read your chat first.
No, they're calling me Warp Warp Warp Civil War right now. Do not read that.
Funny or funny now.
It's right behind me. It's right behind me. It's right behind me. It's right behind me.
No, don't read that guy. That guy? Okay.
I think I'm gonna clap. I appreciate it. All they're gonna say is hi.
Wait, wait, we got the pant on.
Oh, we got something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we're not going to have anything?
So this, are you going to get something to store?
This is a pant that they sell in Nigeria.
Okay.
And I'm a person in Africa and Asia.
Just try it.
It's specifically better than other places?
Just try it.
I'm not saying it's better or I'm not saying it's worse.
Just try it.
Hold on.
Rosie here?
I will say, do you even have Paris?
You know what they had in Paris, bro?
I pull up, they had a Popeye's, I said the Euro station, and the Popeye's had a bundle.
It said, had to fry chicken fries, and then a great Fanta was the thing.
That was their meal deal.
And I said, I've never seen that America, they've never done that meal deal bundle.
They had it there.
No, but I bet it was gas, I can't lie.
Where did you try it?
Where it was.
Give that a try, let me know what it's like.
It's pretty good, I don't know.
It tastes like pasta though, I feel like, nope.
Yeah, it's not really that busy like it.
But the same, it's alright, it's fine.
It is less busy.
Yeah.
But the flavor is like, is it good?
It's a bit sweeter than that.
Maybe it's because in the UK we've got sugar sacks.
It's tasting more syrupy.
Okay, that might be what it is.
Is maybe it's a little more syrupy and less busy.
Cuz it's it's actually really good. Yeah, but we have I mean, you know, we have in America we got red 40
You know, you're not a 40 is it's like in every junk food
Yeah, it's not even red it has red food in it
Yeah, just
This one's like a speed runner and they just allowed in every
food in America, it's kind of crazy.
Do you think that looks like 5? I appreciate it.
I watch like the UK US Food Wars
and they list all the ingredients
in the same food, like the UK
Big Mac or whatever.
They list everything in the US Big Mac
and there's just like
40 extra ingredients that are all like chemicals.
Yeah, it's like random microplastics.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know how you got around that.
No, we're barely surviving.
You see that's why when I tried all the UK snacks.
That's it. Let me take this one.
In the UK, there's three things that people bring me.
Okay, go.
Apple juice.
Oh, fuck. Okay, well, it's not like we got apples just for you, sure.
Fruit pastels.
You don't know what the fuck that is.
And Toblerones.
I've got, I think, about five of the giant Toblerone bars.
But do you know why they do that?
Why?
Because when I first started on YouTube, I had the alias Toby LaRone, because they don't want people to know my real name.
So that Toby LaRone, the chocolate man.
That's actually really good. Anyway, that's actually a good one.
Toby LaRone, the chocolate man is a good one. However, they didn't call me the chocolate man, because that just sounds like microaggressive really.
It does, but you still, to be fair, you took the name, so it's kind of on you.
you but to be fair you date your chat when I was when it was like oh you
like him over they literally told me and Toby's chat don't say you did it because
I know you're in there so stay real caught they told me that your favorite
chocolate was a totally right so I got you on it's on them shout out my London
I don't have a favorite chocolate.
What's your favorite chocolate?
I don't really have one. I have a lot of favorites for a lot of different reasons.
You can't ask me this question.
I don't really have a favorite anything.
Same!
Like, okay, for example, if I ask you a favorite chocolate,
you like different chocolates for different reasons.
Oh my god, a man of reason, okay?
I don't have favorite movies.
Same.
But there's so many good ones. I have to pick a favorite movie.
Yeah, go ahead.
I argue with you.
I argue about it all the time, by the way.
It's a show.
Japanese.
Is that alcoholic one or non-alcoholic one?
It's alcoholic.
Oh, with a little cucumber on it, anyway.
Okay, let me try this.
Yo, love for the stuff. Appreciate you, appreciate you.
Yeah, I'll call you when.
Wow, this is so nice to see you reach out.
Welcome to my villa with a 10.
W10.
I'm feeling shallower.
Thank you for the way you're doing.
You're welcome.
Yeah, come on.
OK, OK, you're actually a roastery.
Let's do it.
Oh, shit.
Nicholas Harry K.
I tried it too early.
I've got some good things for the bits.
You tried it already.
I got too excited.
Wait, try it again.
Lucky you never tried it.
No, no, I don't drink.
That's good. What is this?
How do you describe Chapman?
That is so good.
Went in with the alcohol in it?
Yeah.
Or do you want us to move that one over here to the alcohol?
Yes, please. Thank you.
See how it's like.
Wait, hold up.
I mean, obviously I hate drinking.
I did not.
Did you get drunk yesterday?
Like I was driving the car and the stream was kind of laying in the background and all that
It's not very much.
That's right.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
You heard something like what?
I just heard something like you drank a little bit too much yesterday and the words were
I apologize for my transgressions.
Transgressions is a crazy word to use by the way.
Where did you pull that from?
I just had that in my inventory.
I've been waiting to use it.
The only time I could use it was when I was in Paris and I was fucked up.
So that's what I did. I got to live in Paris.
To be fair, okay, they kept forcing the wine on us.
They were forcing the wine on us in this restaurant.
Forcing the wine?
Yeah, they kept bringing it to me like,
you have to try this wine. And I can't say no.
How do they say it?
They were like, no, like, you have to try this.
No, feel that accent.
Merci.
Yeah, that was my French.
Thank you so much.
You're so bright.
That looks so good.
I am sorry.
Chat, you have no idea I am sorry.
Oh, that looks so...
Have they been here before? Your chat?
Yeah.
I haven't been here before.
No.
Oh, that looks so good.
That's the beef customer.
Can we get an extra table, maybe?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we have them here.
Oh, my God, there's so much stuff.
Yeah, we have so much stuff.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Move my drink.
Thank you so much.
Oh, this smells amazing.
Yeah, wait till you actually try it.
The villain with a ten.
Appreciate it.
Yes.
Yes!
Mui Mui?
Yes.
What is that?
That's Mui Mui.
Hold on.
I'm sorry. We need to wash our hands.
Oh.
You got to go.
As soon as I've gone to wash our hands.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god!
Thank you.
I only just realised how much you bought it.
We would.
Yeah!
So, yeah, I'm telling you, this food is serious.
But I was wondering the name of the restaurant, it's called Enish.
There's loads of them across the area.
Sinner's going to entertain you now.
Hi Toby, wait a minute, let me fill up for you.
Bro, I'm not going to lie, this shit's getting serious, I can't lie to you.
Are you doing a reload? No.
What? What do you think I learned themself? It was a nice thing you could say.
It's a good now.
Are they saying El Rilo?
You know they are.
Hi Toby Sack.
I actually don't know where to start here because now that we've watched our hands
I feel like we should get straight into the mix.
It also actually makes sense to try but it doesn't use your hands first.
We're going to have to watch our hands again.
Yeah, Rosie.
Yeah, I will.
Wee, let's just start with our hands then, shall we?
Do you want to start with our hands?
I'm down.
Let's just get dirty.
What's the point?
Okay, cool.
You want me to take my rings off?
Grab a handful of that.
Okay.
So this is Fuku, right?
So this is this is food right? This is pounded jam. It's similar to food. Oh, so it's okay. This is different
No, it's just like jiggle it jiggles jiggles
Okay, so just grab a little bit of this. Yes. Yeah, you can make it into like a little ball. Okay, and then you
The whole thing yeah, okay
Okay, I'll wait for you.
Eat it, just eat it.
No, no, I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait.
Stop.
It's hot.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
It's here, okay.
Come on.
It's hot.
What?
I like that.
Oh, what?
You're actually,
oh my God, I haven't heard this in so long.
Huh?
That's so good.
You didn't get this with a dab?
No, I didn't think he was ready for this one.
You can't handle spice.
What?
It's not even spicy.
It's a bit.
Oh he is white.
He's the one that seasons with water.
You're right.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
We shouldn't have had this first.
Now I'm going to finish this.
Wait.
This is...
Oh my gosh.
I forgot.
Thank you.
I'll be back.
Oh my gosh.
Who's here?
Remember the one we had on the stage?
Yeah.
Clear as it.
Really?
You want to try some?
Yeah.
Is it the ox tail thing or what?
What is it here? Try this. Here, grab a little of this. This is pounded yam.
And then you're going to scoop it. Can I have more?
Yeah, go crazy. See now, this is my bag. This one.
What is that? Okra?
Okra? Okra? What is that?
Sorry champ, I've neglected that one.
Oh, that's insane.
It's good.
Oh my God.
Spicy.
No, you're white-eyed.
Did he wash his hands?
You ever wash hands?
Yeah.
We had a guy at a table.
Um, I'm hungry.
Oh my God.
That is so good.
You sure you don't want to try to slime me out for it?
No, look at how it wigs like dill, bro.
Those are so easy.
Ew, bro.
Ew.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's so good.
No, that's so good.
Taste amazing.
So that shit is not good when you're one yourself.
I'm telling you.
That tastes incredible.
That was it.
Oh my god.
Wait, that shit is...
Yeah, you're going to cry here, but...
Okay.
What the hell?
Wait, that shit is...
Yeah, you're gonna have to pray here for that.
Okay, can we not want to eat anything else?
Anything else, bro.
I don't want to eat anything else.
Me neither, I think we should stay here.
We've ordered one, two, three, four, five, six, seven bites of stuff. We ought to try it.
Yeah, let me help.
Come on, Joe, we're so happy.
You wouldn't want to adapt from this?
So what did you have in tribe?
We tried.
Oh, we have to move this?
I'm trying to make sure that you can both get access.
Right.
Because he is absolutely fine today.
Hold on, we're not moving too far.
We're not moving too far.
Well, then?
Yeah, in depth we got him to try both of these.
Both the serious, some fancy,
that, these two, and that.
And I think some rice as well some apparatus
Oh my god, okay, relax
You can see the food in front of me, you need to relax
Okay, I need to stop
I'm gonna put that off the phone
See, you know, that does not look good to me
I'm telling you a story there
I'm telling you that's the best thing
Wait, how do you...
I'm gonna run for the life
Where did you try stuff in...
in America? What was the name of the...
the trans woman?
I just went straight for the student
Wait, there's more stuff?
You've got me saying that like you.
Sorry.
That's going to be spicy for you.
Yeah.
You went straight for the spiciness.
Dude, why did you do that?
The green bit is what you want to get into.
I respect you for trying it though.
I think it's a good though.
Tell me sick. Try some.
I don't really like it.
Get the green first.
There you go. There you go.
You're good.
That's good.
It's actually good.
I actually don't...
Yeah, I don't like okra and I like that.
I will say...
I wasn't lancy.
It is really hard for me to not like it.
There's nothing...
I'm not saying it like you know.
Okra. Okra.
Hey, listen, you can come on the American side and find me, get it, bro.
I'm trying to make it easier for you to understand.
That's the only thing that you don't like.
This is so good.
Yes, I know. Yes, you pizza. I hate myself.
Wait, so are you, are you in a hurry?
Yeah, I'm not in a hurry.
So, do you, do you grow up eating food like this all the time?
Huh?
Do you grow up eating food like this all the time?
All the time. All the time.
This is a guy from Joe's.
Bro.
Right, cool.
What am I gonna get you to try, man?
Something I will say about UK, by the way,
you guys have a lot of other cultures
that have great restaurants here.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Like, UK food, the peas and mash, not a fifth.
I'm not gonna lie.
The mushy peas, genuinely go for it yourself.
Like, you've got about like Indian twatts over here,
fire, imagine it's lost now, fire.
Like, I think, right, Indian cuisine is probably
the most popular cuisine out there.
And we're running off the curry.
Yeah, except for that one place.
Please.
Why do you want me to die?
Please.
Look at the spot I've brought you to and look at the way you're trying to take me.
Yeah, two different kinds.
That's the gerality of men.
You put me through hell on its side.
I want you to experience life experience.
That's fair.
You made a perfect deal.
I will go and eat plain rice and beans for a week.
Do you remember the peach cocktail that you had me drink?
And then it got cut out?
Who had you drink it?
I didn't make you drink it.
I'm sorry.
Are you going to sign it?
Uh...
More than enough for me to think very much.
Wow, this food is incredible. Let's focus more on that.
It's new food, yeah.
Toby's chat, would you like to go see him do the curry challenge?
I think... Okay, here we should do it.
Okay, I'll go shoot some currys. That's all good.
You should... No, do...
Is that curry really?
I hate that you're proud of that one.
I want you to piss me off, leave a different smile after that.
No, you have to, because that's what makes the joke with him.
No, you should...
You should too.
Don't.
Okay.
Come on. You should do a sub-goal.
And if you hit the sub-goal, then you have to do it.
I don't want to do that.
Because I did a sub-goal for the spicy chip,
and the spicy chip literally went like this to me.
It's not done.
Just do it like that.
Okay, okay. I'm not going to lie.
If you hit the spicy chip, hit that to you.
You might as well bend over and spread it for the curry, because the curry's the worst.
Bend over and spread it for the curry is even safe.
The curry is the way much better.
What's the motive of this?
No, what's that?
What's the motive of that?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, we've got to try this food.
Okay, okay, sorry.
Okay, what next?
I mean we have to set up a way.
Right, fine, we'll get one more piece of this.
Alright, cool.
cool
we're gonna move over here right
let's try yam purge
yeah you can move that to the side
cool, yeah I'm trying to move over here
just out of the way obviously
that's like fine
what is that again?
this is called yam purge
or some people call it yam purge
yeah, walk it now
thank you
Interesting.
People have different ways of making this.
Usually when mama makes this, it's a bit sweet.
This one isn't as sweet as I'm used to, but it's still very nice.
It almost reminds me of curry a little bit.
This one does?
This reminds me of curry.
Like that a little bit, but it's just like how it how it's
There's no way to talk real
Seasoning
This is good, I like this I think I like that this is better, but this is good
Oh!
Put your hands.
Oh, I'm out.
Yep.
Alright.
This is my, so far, my least favorite thing.
But I think it like, it's like a six for me.
This is a six.
Your least favorite thing so far is a six.
That's not bad.
And it's hard for me to not like stuff, I'm telling you.
I keep eyeing this.
This is bad.
I'm sorry, go down.
I'm staring right at this.
Uh, what should we get out of the way?
I don't know if you're going to like my way, it's kind of...
What is my way?
I actually don't know.
I actually can't tell you.
What?
I was trying to remember how my mom makes it.
It's like you make this kind of... almost like a sauce and then you pour it in like a...
A jar?
In tin foil and then you cook it inside the tin foil.
Okay.
Mmm.
They remind me of like beans at least.
Wait.
I can't remember where it is.
It's looking really bad of me.
Is it fishy?
Yeah.
That I did not expect.
I like that.
Better than this? No.
You're probably not going to find anything better than that.
Really?
maybe this
That is pretty good
It doesn't look like I didn't think it was fish though because it looks like it's like
Right turn into like a paste and then they cook it over there, but I guess there is a little fish there
Yeah, it's a
basically for beans
His beans is there bean pudding apparently yeah
It's blended beans, that's what my mom used to do, she used to blend the beans in.
And then pour it in.
I knew it was beans, that's what it looked like.
It looks like, you don't have refried beans.
You get it?
It looks like they have a blended, but I don't have refried beans, but it looks like that.
Yeah, and then they would have put that sort of fish in there.
For me, that looks good.
Okay, I take it back.
So far, this is my least favorite.
But still, I think this is good.
The gams are above that, the good thing to me is like no jitters of ten.
Really?
This, this, fucks.
I hate to describe it that way, but it's this.
This fucks.
All right.
What we're going to do is we're going to, I'm going to let you have a separate plate.
But usually I'd have like a plate of jollof with this, or a plate of jollof with that,
or a plate of jollof with this.
Okay, so I should put some jollof in here?
Try the jollof first on the side.
By Tom?
When I'll wait let me clean my palate
No, obviously, we can't have a drunk night again not after yesterday
Also, I wasn't even that drunk yesterday
Why are you watching the stream bro
I don't even have a hobby. Eating.
Eating?
That's not a hobby.
That's not a hobby for me.
What are your hobbies?
I like to cook.
I like to play games?
I like to touch the rest of my body.
What do you do? You just hook grass.
I don't have hobbies.
Outside of your house.
Oh, I like to...
Go to restaurants?
No, you don't really get the experience of the thing.
I'm gonna try this
Just a 30 playing games
Can you play games?
So you play the worst game every quick people
Actually, FC
Even worse. Well, there's a worse game
It's a little smoky. No way
That's smoky, that's it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Would you hold out your hand really fast
so we can get you some sauce?
Here, I'm ready.
Two spicy pears.
Oh, my gosh.
Do you want another drink?
I might eat it.
You might eat it.
You're doing it.
Have another alcoholic one.
That's perfect.
Just pour it out.
If you want to have a little one, it's yours.
I think you need more.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't even get drunk like that,
but I have the iron will of whatever.
Did I know the water a little, and you're talking on the shot, barely drank or anything?
When everybody else is playing alcohol, remember?
Good job.
I'm not gonna lie, there's no alcohol expet off.
That was the most common section that ever happened in my life.
I'm gonna try that one.
So it was like when he came in, and he's like, he was crying,
because I don't believe he's there, there.
You alright?
So that was too smoky for you?
No, that's good, I like that.
My mom makes the best Jolot fries in the world, I promise you.
Okay, so you were complaining about me not having a cook.
I didn't see an invite to me and Rody to have your mom's cooking.
You didn't ask me.
So the next time we're here, can we cheer your mom's cooking?
For sure.
Well, if we don't group me in, I definitely don't buy it.
You definitely won't. I wouldn't buy it.
You did not.
Are you fucking serious?
Yeah.
You all are not tight like that.
You said you were too busy filming the video.
You all are not tight like that.
What's his first name?
His name is Spedrick by the way. Do you know that?
What do you like to be called?
Spedrick?
Not sure. I like Bronson. Bronson's good.
Big R?
They call him Spedrick. You know Rik?
R-S-I.
Rik too?
That's another man.
Rik?
Yeah, have you seen Game of Thrones?
It's not that.
Have you seen Game of Thrones?
What do you do in life? What do you like to do?
I make Sidemen videos. I play football.
You get it for all your rich and famous football.
Sometimes they're balled in.
I recently took up paddle.
What is paddle?
Is that like that shit that Englishmen do when they have a little mat?
That's card cake.
You just open my cricket.
Yeah.
What is paddle?
Wait, wait, wait. What are you talking about? The little mallet?
Yeah, they hit the little ball with the little things.
Look, it's paddled.
You've never heard of paddled?
It's like tennis?
Yes, it is like tennis, but it's not tennis.
It's pink one.
No, that's table tennis.
The paddle is like...
It's a lot of paddling.
Whipple wall.
Huh?
Whipple wall?
It's whippable.
Makes you gonna say quiddish.
What is quiddish?
The Harry Potter sport.
Oh my god wait that's right.
Okay, can I have your fellow Londonese?
Can I bring something up?
You know that I'm a fellow Londonese.
I'm a big Londonese.
Okay well you're a fellow Londonese so let me talk to you a little bit about your domain for example.
You all stole Harry Potter shit?
We stole.
Yeah, why is all your shit modeled after Harry Potter?
What are you talking about?
Get your own style bro.
Every where I walk around you Harry Potter building around the corner.
Harry Potter copied us.
Well, you said his name like that.
Harry Potter.
Kiss me off.
Harry Potter.
Excuse me, can I get another bottle of water?
That's anoint me.
That anoint me a lot.
A bottle of water?
A bottle of water.
A bottle of water?
What are you saying?
A bottle of water.
That's anoint me.
These Australians, be fair.
That's all I can tell.
Where in Australia are you?
Brisbane.
I never got to go to the UK.
I'm from the UK.
We gotta go to Brzegas.
Brzegas?
Yeah, that's what they call it.
Have you been to us?
No.
Alright. 50,000 subs and we'll do a stream in Australia.
Alright, big enough though.
We'll do a stream in Australia.
We'll go, we should do 20,000 out back.
Absolutely not. Do you know how to do the lag?
Oh my god. To me, live a little.
Okay?
So I can die a look.
You get 50,000 subs.
Guess what you gotta do?
Yeah, fight off a rattlesnaker at the end of the world.
OK, pay me to die.
Fantastic.
Now that money is used.
you
Oh, you didn't dip it in any of them.
Oh, oh boy.
All right so Rosie I recommend that you have this without all of this or minimal
this if you don't like spicy. Okay, go Rosie.
You're having a fun time? Yeah, not good.
You've had a little bit of a foul. Yeah not too much because that will kick you for real.
That is so good. Oh my god.
The first time I tried that was actually when I went to Nigeria in 2005.
Good Mrs. 2005?
I haven't been since like, I told you leave the dust on us.
Are you serious?
Oh, it tastes good.
I clipped on your tip for a second and they said wait for the cough.
Oh my god. That's the same thing but lamb. So you went to Nigeria and had this there?
They let sell this as that street food. You haven't been back since 2005? I haven't been back since 2008.
I tried to go just before Covid. Oh that sucks.
I tried to go off the COVID and there was something else that went down.
I tried to go two years ago, but I'm not again.
So I'm still trying to go back.
I have a question.
If we ever went, would you go with us?
Sure.
And show us places?
I wouldn't be in a country place and have against these two guys.
I mean, you would know a little bit more.
Okay.
Okay, for example, that's like I've learned.
Like when I was just in Paris.
We don't know anyone in Paris. We're going around.
You get sucked into a lot of things, and it's like, okay, it's like tourist stuff, at least, you know what I mean?
I could have got you French people. You should have just asked.
No, okay, but I don't know. Where am I gonna go?
And Paris, you could have sent somebody over to be like, hey, I know stuff in France. You know people?
I don't think we're everywhere. I'm a net worker.
You had a Nando's guy.
You did have an- oh my god, I didn't even tell them that. That's actually so fucking annoying.
No, no this motherfucker he was good. We're gonna go to the Nando's he was he goes okay
If I go with you guys you guys tell me which one to go at so I can I can call them and I think we can just go
Right, so I'm gonna visit you because yeah, but do you want to pay or do you just want to go into the food?
Don't do that way out of me. Oh cuz you're a boy. He said that I said
What in the farm did you just do it was like why why do people for everything I do Laura?
Why do you do that?
No, not everything you do.
Don't let it go to your head.
No, no, no, no, no.
Did I do it right?
You have to do this.
The emo, have you seen it?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's what I think.
He did it right.
Are you still dying?
Yeah.
This is so stupid.
I was next.
I'm going back to this, sorry.
This is going to dry up now.
You want to eat everything while it's hot.
OK.
Yeah, this is the best shot.
Where did you go for this?
Oh, that's so good.
So I'm in now.
Oh, my god.
What about it?
I better know.
Thank you, guys, for giving me an excuse to come here again.
I'm actually really excited we got to hang out,
because we didn't get to the weeks because we were so busy.
So it is nice because Chalice really,
when I said that we weren't able to do it,
they were really sad and they thought
we're gonna leave without seeing you.
And me and Degi think also felt good to see too.
So we just got back to back like-
Why did that fool first?
We were supposed to do F1.
Well, you can go F1 okay.
Okay, another arcade though, track.
I know, isn't that crazy?
How did that fool first?
Because they had an issue with the safety team
And they were like, hey, we can't do it today, but instead, we'll do it next week.
But I'm not here.
So we couldn't.
That's so sad.
I know.
He's going to your place next week.
I mean, here's the thing.
It's like my place.
You can never replace me.
So probably no one.
I can go in your place next week.
No.
This is probably busy.
You know, he's not.
I asked him already.
No.
He's probably super busy.
Like he probably doesn't even want to hang out.
He said he's a walk-on-line.
No, he said he's a walk-on-line.
He's the only thing I'll sit on sketch for that long.
Sit on sketch?
Yeah.
Well, three of you can go at work.
There's three of us, yeah.
And it felt good.
No joke, we got up at like 6am to do it.
And the same day, they just like,
we're like, yeah, we can't, sorry.
We were ready in every day.
They canceled on the day.
Yeah, and it was really sweet.
He was really sad.
He was like, I feel so bad.
I was like, fine.
It happened, you know?
Like, wow.
What do you want to do?
That's actually sad.
Have you done F1 stuff before?
I've done track days before.
Were you going to race the F1 car?
Or were you just going to do a track day?
I think I was going to have to be in a car, yeah.
In an F1 car?
In a Formula 1 car?
I think they were going to let us drive either that or a different one that they had.
They were saying they'd probably be like F4?
They were saying they were going to give you F4 cars?
No, no, no.
When I announced the stream, they were like,
it's not probably not going to be everyone following this.
I have to ask them, do you know what's specifically what they said?
You need a lot of training to be the other one.
Are they that bad?
Have you driven one before? No.
I've got driven rounds.
Do you know?
Do you know about... How much do you know about F1?
None.
Do you know about the Monaco Grand Prix?
Who's that one?
So they do a Grand Prix in the Monaco Act.
They do a race in Monaco, but they shut off the streets
and they race around the streets.
Oh, they just did on BS, too.
Yeah, they did it on a monitor.
Wait, that's sick.
So, I got driven around that track
by an X4 with a 1-driver, Mika Hekinan,
in a Macharron P1
that was worth, like, $4 million.
Yeah.
That was terrifying.
Because the roads were, like, super tight.
He was just going at, like, $150,000.
Oh, it's amazing. Thank you so much.
love everything it's great thank you do you want anything else do you want to
have a drink I'm okay thank you thank you sorry I'm locked in on the food right
now right here when they say of course every time I say I love everything
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, did you do that for a YouTube video?
Yeah, it was ages.
It was like 2017.
I was ages, though.
I was like a little fierce.
Baby Toby.
Why would you do that?
Baby Toby.
Yeah.
Are you like?
That's literally nine years ago.
Oh my god, 2017 was nine years ago.
Right.
Wait, it's a holiday, do you say?
Are you the same age?
I'm like three years older.
Oh, really?
I feel old as shit.
They tell me to start a family online all the time.
They do.
They send it all the time.
Every time I go on to that person's selfie
and they say, it's about that time,
start a family, they have an email to work.
I know.
But I'm like, can you imagine my thumb
after having a family?
Oh, hell, though.
Yeah?
Fuck no, bro.
I can't imagine having a family.
Fuck no, bro.
I have had my cats and that's it.
Those are my true sons.
Oh, that's gonna be easy, isn't it?
We're gonna be the cat lady, right?
Okay, what do you have?
Hmm?
I've got vibes.
Dude, that just pissed me off.
I knew it.
This thing pissed me off.
Because I couldn't fucking agree.
That is so annoying.
It's so annoying.
Go ahead.
What else do you have?
Um, this thing.
I don't know how to pronounce it.
It's about A-U-R-A.
My coat's not flaming aura.
Yeah, that thing.
Oh my God.
Perfect timing.
Actually, it came off.
Let's go.
Well, I have a aura too, Toby.
Look at me.
I do!
Look at me.
I've got aura. Stay with my cat shirt on.
You know what I mean?
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
I actually hate that your outfit is muggy-muggy.
I went lazy today.
I went lazy today too.
I'm literally wearing all Simon Clover
Look the bottoms of Simon Clover the t-shirt. I literally got on the shoot. It's me
You know about this no, what is that? What is the word chat? Tell her what the t-shirts from
Is it all time issue is the Christmas thing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, there's all knowledge
So I don't know that. Oh, can I tell you? So, sorry, I got too excited, but I was really excited about this.
So when you guys first messaged me to go on inside, right, I was doing a month in LA, like collab thing,
uh, where I was in this house, and Rosie and, uh, another guy who moved to my friend's house, was staying in the house with me.
And I got up in the morning, and I opened my DMs, and I saw a DM, and I was like,
like, hey, this is Sidemen, we want to talk to you about something.
And I really didn't know how to respond, so, oh my god, this is so crazy.
So, I-
What do you know about Sidemen before you got that message?
I just don't ever watch their videos.
Okay.
So, I just like, that's it.
Like, other than that, like, I just love to watch their videos and I'm like, oh,
wow, these are like, when I think about creators outside of like, the US,
you guys are like, the goats of it.
So, that's all I know, so you guys are like, literally the goats.
So, I was like, really excited.
see Jimmy and I told this on stream but you're telling me Rosie can tell you I
get out of my room and I go screaming in the house they were both the others
oh guys I said what do I do I'm so excited and they were like I don't
respond okay so I responded I was like playing it cool I was like not yeah
Yeah, like whatever it means, let me know.
It's cool, we're out and giving fuck, like what do you need?
And I go, I wonder if you go on this show, if you've seen it,
and if you'd love to get on a call and talk about it.
I'm like, yeah, hit my line, you know what I mean?
It's cool.
And then outside, I go, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I was screaming, because I was so excited.
I literally ran through the house.
I need to see pleasure, bitch, I wish.
It was literally like, all stream, I woke up,
and I woke up to the DM, and I was like, no fucking way.
and I was so happy that I was like,
their hair's fucking insane.
And then...
Get your reference.
If she ever starts screaming
and there's no blood, stop filming.
Okay, no, yeah, I'll do it.
No, no, no, it's fine.
It could be, I mean, if they're responsible,
it could be honest, film it anyway.
If there's ever a hospital scene, we could do it.
Are you thinking she's just fine
so I can do it and do it actually?
She's really excited.
Don't fuck yourself, bitch.
Because you're actually fucking yourself.
You're fucking, just do it as, okay, fuck you.
Yeah, I just got really excited
And I was freaking out and I was like, oh my god.
And then I had to move everything in order to go
because I was a show that didn't work.
Yeah, I was with everybody.
Yes, and the whole time I was like, oh my god,
this is so crazy.
And then when I got out of the show
and I was really happy, we're not supposed to leave,
obviously, and I would never leave.
You'd leave, too.
No, I just called my dad.
And I said, first of all, never want him alive.
And I said, dad, you can't believe it.
I said, do you feel like it's a death?
I'm so excited. It was so cool. It was actually so cool. But to be honest, the thing that was really stressful was I
Didn't know like any of the side of the person and they don't know me
And so like when I was interacting with you at least I thought I talked to you a little bit more than others
At least you would come and you help me around like sad or whatever and then also when everybody's hanging out after it
Was me you and George that were talking outside
We were stood outside for ages, right?
Yeah, just chatting.
And I was like, I was like, damn, everybody's like, actually,
it was so cool.
It was like the subject.
I'm going to ask you what?
Like, cool.
I mean, what are you?
OK, so before that, before you get inside,
what was your perception of what do you think we should do?
Strictly business.
I thought you'd be like, damn, OK, we don't know who's dumb ass.
This girl dumb as hell.
Look at this.
Huh?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
No. No, your video.
You can do a quick one.
It's fine if we just sit here. Yeah, no problem.
Nice.
And you guys don't want to walk.
I was like, I don't think I should just run.
You guys give a little something.
Oh, that's sick!
Wait, that's sick! Thank you!
You gotta make a lot of money. You have to make a lot of money. We more.
We more. I can't.
I try.
Oh, that's sick!
Thank you.
Thank you so much, man.
Thank you.
Michael, nice to meet you.
Michael, my hands are full.
I can't touch your hands.
My hands are full.
Sorry.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you, Michael.
Thank you.
Oh, yes.
Is that New Deal?
What?
Streams, huh?
Yeah.
Not really.
What usually happens is the world goes somewhere, and then one person will see us and post
in a snapchat and then it just goes like we're not in that area usually then it goes crazy like
where's the place you went? Oh, I don't know. I feel like it was like Peterbark or something.
Peterbark?
It was somewhere back in the UK.
You hang out with Peterbark and we've got questions for you.
No, who the fuck is that?
Oh, he has a lot of combos on Fortnite or something.
I think you'd like him.
Yeah, I don't recommend hanging out with that guy.
You don't think I'd like him?
No, no, we're going to trust that guy.
We're going to trust your judgment.
We're not recommending that guy.
And I went to some random place, I can't remember where it was, and we was filming a video where
it was, and for lunch some of us went to get that McDonald's, got spotted in the McDonald's,
took some pictures of the kids, went back to the shoot.
By the time we had finished the shoot three hours later, we were surrounded in the building
by a kid that had locked every single entrance.
That's crazy.
And security come ahead of like move them so you guys can get out and everything
What
To be fair, I really think like do you really realize how crazy you guys are you do like have you ever thought about it?
Because for example, that's like when people ask me about streaming
I don't ever look at like what I'm doing is streaming that much
So it's hard for me to see it from an outside perspective
But like for you guys if I'm my perspective is like y'all are like when I think of like
UK YouTube and I'm like okay these are like the biggest creators it is literally
all and not just UK I'm talking like anywhere like in Europe or anything
when people think like the biggest creators like you all are like the it
people for YouTube yeah I mean I guess it makes sense but we just go about it
you know yeah I mean that's fair I'm never like sometimes I leave the house
And then in my head I'm thinking like I'm no longer anywhere with him, and then someone recognized me and I'm like, oh yeah, shit, I'm gonna be lucky.
Yeah, cause it's like a different.
When I was doing a video with Deji, and Deji was talking to me, he was like, yeah I see he was one of the biggest female streamers.
Female streamers, I'm like, are you one of the biggest streamers?
No, but not even as a female streamer, I was like, that's not true.
I don't know what it feels like to be a wave or anything.
He was like, that's not true.
Like from my perspective, but I don't see it that way.
Cause it's very different from like your perspective.
You know what I mean?
Where I'm like, yeah, every day me and Rosa
just figuring out stream ideas and I'm just throwing
something out of a wall hook of sticks and we do what we do.
That's it.
I'm not seeing it as like, oh my God, it's not crazy.
And then even here, I was saying,
you know, my audience in the UK, I didn't know
was as big as it is until I got here.
And like, especially my girl audience too.
I didn't know there was that many women
that watched me out here, so there was a lot.
And I was like, how?
You never look at your demographics,
I want you to.
I do, but like, it's specifically in the UK,
it's different, you know what I mean?
Like, the UK is so different than it is,
like, other places I know.
I really like London though.
I'm a Londonese at heart, I can't lie now.
Would you ever live in London, is the question.
Well, you can't like it that much.
I know.
That was, that was, that was a lot of things.
No, no, no, listen, listen, listen,
because I really do like London,
but I need a little bit of space.
Why is age in my childhood, he said?
Hey, W.A.
No, Agent, my ego is too large for this combo.
Agent, yo shut your bitch's ass up, bro.
I saw you at the cafe yesterday, okay?
Go, go, go on, and go do whatever you gotta do.
Stop checking it, I'm not locked.
Show up at I.B. for paying this woman a clip?
Oh my god, let me see if I can buy it.
The what?
Let me see.
Simon had beef, though.
Simon had beef?
No, I.B. though.
It's I.B. though.
was it stressful for you guys to do the first sideman training match in Wembley?
The first Wembley one was that stressful?
That's a big bet, isn't it?
The biggest stress about that was...
I think for most of the players wondering whether we'd set it out.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't want to get a 90,000 CST game in a month.
40,000 CST is all we have.
So that was a big stress, but I told the guys from the start that I'm not going to have an issue with them.
As a group, I think sometimes we forget how big we are.
When we did London Stadium, which is about 60,000, there was about 180,000 people in the queue at one point once.
Crazy. Oh my God.
So then when it came to the day of the movie, I was like, no doubt, but they still had some doubts and blah blah blah.
That is one of the biggest streamer events ever. Is it not?
In attendance for sure. I don't know.
In attendance there will be maybe a VICE event.
VICE events? Or maybe the one that rivals?
Yeah, that's going to be the biggest.
Like I was looking at the WrestleMania clips,
and I was looking at the stadium and it was like, this is huge,
and then they told me it's like $55,000.
Okay, yeah.
Tomorrow, the way, and now it's $55,000.
Isn't that crazy?
You guys sell out like, at least huge.
When we were there, thank you for that by the way.
That was awesome. We vlogged the whole thing. Greatest experience ever.
I can't wait to see the blood.
Well, the soil who is not here today, I'm actually really sad.
By the way, he's been calling you Mr. Gizzle.
Yeah, people do that sometimes.
Don't like that name.
Michael.
Yeah.
They say Big Gizz.
That one, not a fan of that one.
They say it, they say that sometimes.
They call you Big Gizz.
Yeah, Big Gizz, the Gizzle.
Gizzle.
Don't know if I like you, Gizzle.
Gizzle.
I don't know if I like the jizzler, some of the Batman villain for the wrong reasons.
The jizzler?
Yeah, that can't stay.
No, no, no, no.
Actually, no, no, that's good. We're calling him the jizzler from now on.
That terrible Batman villain, bro. So bad.
Oh my god.
No, that one stays.
Yeah, that one stays.
That's hilarious.
Okay, so I was nicknamed as the Loot and Grabber the Loot and Grabber
Yeah, he is
And he says they call him the Loot and Grabber. I don't like that is crazy. That was a poor believe me
Well, he says people call him that is because it's good a claw machine, but I don't believe that that's a story
Yeah, I'm not particularly keen on that story
But
What?
He was searching for the police database
His sister went to the thing though
Because I was one of the others because I wanted and she's never been to like a game
She's always wanted to go and it's a little sister. So it was really cool to see her be in that environment
She's not around like her brother stream is like she's not around streamers all the time
So you bring it her I was like damn that's so sick and the guy was like super nice the whole time to the guy
That was in the box like look at all this alcohol give us everything. Yeah, it was so sick
It was my first home here.
Really?
I've never been, yeah.
I thought it was really cool.
Also, it was really fun to watch from my far away.
But you know what?
I was saddened to hear?
The commentators.
Yeah, the commentary was really good.
Yes.
Did you hear what the commentators said about Jinxie?
But what?
They said Jinxie was born on September 2001.
They said America couldn't catch a break that month.
Get it?
Because of my left hand.
Oh, sorry.
Bro, explain the jokes.
Sorry.
Make sure that you understood, sorry.
Matt 11.
I don't find that funny.
Okay, you know what I'm saying.
I don't find that funny.
No, I don't find that very funny.
No, okay, to clarify, I'm not laughing at the, man.
It was the joke that.
It's Steven, the same guy that come,
commentates inside?
He's hilarious.
He's fantastic.
He's happy.
Did he write into on jokes?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's awesome.
Keep him for every day.
I'm so, so, so sorry, but sorry to...
That was great.
Yeah, the beautiful thing about the Sidemen charity matches is that it's like a super wholesome sports event.
So, and I was like, people to experience, even if you don't care about football, it's like an incredible day actually.
Yeah.
And you get, a lot of people have been introduced to the sport for it.
Like, they start to watch football because of that kind of people mentioning that.
I've never watched football before, but you know, I've made me like, want to watch it.
And they understand like, there are different things about it right now.
Oh dude, I fuck with it.
I thought it was really like, even being there, we were so, to be fair, we were having,
The problem was we had so many friends in the games that we didn't know who to cheer for. Don't do that.
No, but that's the beauty of the charity. We should cheer for everyone. Yeah, that's it.
Okay, good. I was cheering for the other team to be there, but I was cheering for the other team.
I just got a cheer for everybody.
We were literally encouraging each other on the pitch and celebrating each other's goals. That's what we do.
That's what's beautiful about it. A normal football match, a lot more hostile.
Okay.
Still a great environment.
Yeah.
A lot more.
Dude, we were in a stand and people were like, like, advertising.
People walked up to like, where we were in the booth to, like, take pictures.
It was kind of crazy. I'm like, what the fuck?
There was a big time.
No, but what was really nice, though, was the security comes over.
I don't get them in trouble, by the way, okay, because they were really nice.
Security comes over and they go, do you want me to...
No, no, no.
Over the names?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They never lied. They were not security.
They were like, just some guys in suits.
Like, not even, not even that crazy.
But they did come over and they go, do you want to, like, us to tell people
No, it's fine like I love doing that. So don't worry about it
So I'm taking pictures of everybody and then the guy goes yeah, by the way, like I hate to be this guy
But at some point can I get a picture with you?
Like yeah, of course, like it was so nice though. I'm not missing. I will not say his name. He was really nice
It was cool as fuck
It was fine even when we got stuck outside though everyone was nice
Like when we went out, we went on the farm and we got like swore, but it was like so like everyone was chillin
Yeah, but I liked it though.
Question, most of the curie in the trip, why?
Okay, because I've just I was just being really careful because most of the days that we ended up going out
We were able to map out an area where we were not in a place for more than 30 minutes
So it's really easy to be like we're in and out normally if we do that it's a lot easier for us to not take the curie
You just made it right it makes it way easier
But on days where we're like if I'm in an area and I'm streaming for a long like more than an hour
And I know I'm gonna be there for an hour and then I always get like
Cuz then it's a little like
More risky, I think I mean cuz you know what happened here. You know that
You know oh
My
He goes outside and does stuff he doesn't just oh, yeah, you're not
Okay
No, no, no, no, I live outside on the brush under and that's the only
I don't know what you're saying.
You want that French-Extra?
Spongebob?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's fair.
Yeah, we, uh, we'll, uh...
Little, little, little, little.
Sorry.
So you were not originally being breastfed?
I'm actually not.
You know, you know the London Eye?
Like, we're going to go to that today.
What's the London Eye?
The...
Of course I'm at the London Eye.
Don't ask me that.
Oh, wait.
You want to see his big bed photos today?
Fine.
No, it was good.
I...
Remember how you...
You know that Lena gets the big Ben to grab it?
I don't want to be that guy, but she didn't know first that big Ben.
Well, I mean, first of all, your Ben isn't even that big.
It was like, not that great of a clock.
Also, I just-
It's called the Elizabeth Tower.
Big Ben is actually the bell.
Yeah, well, your bell barely works, first of all.
I mean, Elizabeth Tower, you need to replace the battery pack
in the fucking clock.
One of the clocks doesn't work.
No, no, first of all, explain that to me.
As a fellow Londonese, explain it to me.
Are we just gonna-
Never mind.
It's me your big bad doesn't work. Just constantly sounds like a euphemism. Anyway, I was gonna grab your big Ben
And she was just messed with the butter. I'm sorry that your big Ben doesn't work
But if you're my big Ben, I don't own big Ben
Okay, I'm not talking to you specifically
Londonese if the Londonese have big bands that don't work. How is that my problem?
And secondly who's fucking idiot
He kept trying to lead against the big bed. He can't move it away. We can air that
That's good, you can hang on that one.
That's so cool.
Seriously though, once out of your tower doesn't work.
It's not my tower.
Are you underneath?
I'm not your area.
So now there's the switch up.
You can't book your bed.
Did you get it? Because it was a clock and it wasn't my bed.
Why didn't you do this for years at the Big Dead?
What was it?
Cause clock it!
Who's been it?
No, I think you're thinking of Big Ben.
Not Big Ben it.
Big Ben this guy?
What?
Have you heard of Big Ben this?
Big Ben.
Big Ben is a this guy?
He's hating Japanese.
No, it's not.
No, this is how you do it.
Dude, Toby's hating this so much.
Dude, I looked out of my chat and I was like, please stop.
Please.
Sydney, you're embarrassing us.
We could do this all day.
And that's another thing.
And they were like, please stop.
And I was like, please.
They hate this so much.
Hey, WChat.
I thought we were doing an old book a day ago.
We're doing so much.
Oh my god.
We're supposed to be thumb and middle finger.
Do this clocking?
I do that.
I've been doing this all the time.
Double your big bed didn't work stop saying that it did it literally didn't work
Someone's there part of the clock wasn't telling the right time
How is that possible? That is your whole thing in Toby's chat. Someone's requested. I'll see her about a Nintendo DS
But you know what's so funny? So I was driving
And I was listening to this dream and I was gonna say when I get here oh someone said in the chat
I'll ask Silver about the Nintendo DS.
What happened to that?
Oh, you don't know the story.
Okay, this is gonna be a weird segue to this,
but I need you to trust where I've gone with this.
What is the weirdest item you have used to turn off?
You can't say big fan.
No, I was like, okay, okay, okay, no.
Then I explain, okay, it's because,
You know when you're like discovering what the internet is, you know, your kid or whatever,
and you discover what is?
Corn.
Yes.
So, when I was a, you know, a teenager, I had a DS.
I had a computer, so I had a web browser thing.
I downloaded it on my web browser.
Yes.
Ooh, yes, please.
We have boxes.
Thank you so much.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Either way, I can pack it.
No, that doesn't matter.
Oh, oh.
No, that's not the way.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, please, please, please.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Anyways, so I used the DS to look up stuff.
And everybody thinks that's weird.
I don't think that's that weird.
It is like a games console.
You know I'm into playing games.
I think they had those games.
So why not?
Have you never done that?
Okay, what's your weirdest like, okay, here's another question.
What's the weirdest way you've slid into someone's DMs?
Or have you?
No, no, no, no, no.
Have you?
Where are you going with this?
I just want to know your story.
I guess you've never been rejected by someone in a weird way.
Or have you slid into someone's DMs in a ferris wheel?
No, I'm quite boring.
You just don't ever DM's live?
No, not these days, I'm not DM's live.
Maybe back in my youth, I'm an old man now.
Okay, that's fair.
Talk to me about your DM's lives.
Um, one time I was going through a break up of like five years and I thought this guy was hot.
and then I DMed him and then I sent him another DM
because he didn't respond.
No, it gets worse.
I sent him, it looked like a business email
because I was really embarrassed
and I signed it like him.
Sincerely.
Best wishes.
Yep, yep, yep, did that in whole format.
And then when he responded, he rejected me
and let me down easy.
And I thought that was fine.
What was his exact worth?
Oh, he re-read it to you.
Oh, you have the...
Unfortunately, I do. I have to be very careful because no one knows.
No one knows who?
Yes.
Can I know who?
No.
Why?
I'll show you off straight. I'll show you off straight.
So my exact thing that I did was, first of all, I sent this.
Michael Scott's finger guns.
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
There's no bad.
Okay, my team was, hey, I'm just doing a DM slide here.
Sorry if this is awkward sounded. I don't do these very well.
Also, I'm not sure if you're single, so if not, I apologize for this DM.
Anyways, I just wanted to know if you'd like to be fresh or possibly chance of time.
I'm interested in doing so. Okay, thanks. Goodbye. Spiney face.
How old are you?
Uh, 26.
And he responded, I told you Cynna, I'm not interested.
No, no, that was Ginge.
And Ginge fucking, did you see the repulsion
that he did the other day?
I didn't ask for a collab.
He goes live and goes, Cynna love, I told you,
I'm not interested.
Stop DMing me.
Exactly what Ginge actually did.
Yes, and then he goes, Cynna love, come on,
stop DMing me.
And then he reads a fake DM, clip pages posted it,
and everything that I actually saw in his DMs.
Yes, and I had a fight for my lying foot.
I had a fiber-brun life to prove that it wasn't true.
And Jenseth even knows, and he's Twitter.
He's no idea.
No idea.
Yeah, yeah.
That's bad.
Anyways, I'm going to cover the name
just so you can see how this went.
So basically, the guy responded.
He said, no, don't worry.
It's not French.
And then I did this.
OK, I explain why.
OK.
There's no explaining this.
There's no.
No.
There's no logical explanation.
I sent him with four paragraphs after, but it wasn't being pushy.
Four paragraphs?
Yes, because, okay, when I'm DMing somebody, I'm really nervous.
I made a typo, and I was trying to say, if you want to play games, ask friends.
I accidentally sent, if you want to play games, not ask friends.
Which made me look creepy.
So then I had to send another DM, I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I meant ask friends, I'm not weird, I'm not weird.
And then I had to send another DM, because you didn't respond to that DM,
saying, please understand how I'm not weird, I'm not weird.
And then I sent another DM after.
I think the unsend teacher just not existed this time.
No, we did it, we did it.
Okay, so thank you Instagram,
because now Cynna will never do that again.
Right.
We pray.
There could be another one someday,
but I've been good so far.
When's the last time you said that you understood?
I don't know why, I don't really do it now.
It's a big time now, now they slide you up the edge.
Ah, you know what I mean?
It's a good time.
That's my favorite one.
I don't really slide people's DMs,
Yeah, yeah, that's not my thing, but back then, yeah, I was upset.
Probably think you named it so well, I can see.
And you hear Jim's voice message to me?
Can I hear one?
Yes, Sarah.
Literally, all this happened, by the way, live.
First of all, look at my message.
Normalized message.
Why did you send him that picture?
Shut the fuck up.
You're actually no.
No, I won't.
I knew it.
No, there is.
I have shown you.
There is.
No.
I'm trying to get to the reaction.
Let me know.
I said nothing.
There's this top compliment.
Look, any response looks meanheart.
I've told you once and more.
I'm not interested.
So annoying.
And then look what he said.
Oh no, there's another one.
Well, that was a bit... that was a bit extreme.
To be fair, right before I told the killer about it, so...
Ah, okay. Context is important.
Context is important. I get to know the killer himself.
kill himself and then I recommended a bridge stream. I sent him a bridge where he could jump off.
So it was kind of all me. It was good.
It sounds like he was the nicer out of the two of you.
He was the nicer out of the two. The threat that he got me had like 14k likes.
And everybody goes, you know what the argument was, they said, so instead of harassing
Ginge, it's fine. But if the roles were reversed and he was harassing Kurt,
she would have been like, I said, it's a fake DM. It's not even real.
Like, isn't it crazy?
Right.
Isn't it crazy?
That is crazy.
Welcome to Streaming Toby.
Just tell them to end your thing.
Yeah, but if I say that, it doesn't matter.
They're gonna be like, oh, she's only saying that.
She's a dick girl.
Oh, yes, please.
Thank you so much.
And then also, wait, why don't you give me a thing for the check?
We can have a jacket set for the day.
It's pleather.
Pleather jacket?
Yeah, it's for the Amazon.
Okay.
Not bad, right?
Oh, yeah, forgot your Amazon shop.
Yes, yeah, on the Amazon.
Oh, here, I got it.
I can't put in the bill away from me.
Well, because that way I don't want to be touched.
Go ahead and say it. I wasn't going to.
I wasn't going to.
Toby, I'm actually sad we didn't get to do another trip.
But I'm happy that we got to do this.
Money in the UK.
And I'm a tharcon.
Not a mom.
Not really.
But if we find time to come out here, we might go to Dublin soon.
Dublin is cold.
I think so.
Yeah.
We want to go there and then...
Is that K.S. Lee?
Is that what you say?
Is that K.S. Lee?
K.S. Lee?
K.S. Lee.
That's right.
K.S. Lee.
I want to go to Dublin because I want to have a scenery and everything.
But if we do, then I'll come to London.
So, Ken, would you teach me actual football?
Mm-hmm.
That's kind of become my thing over the last like two years.
People come to London, I take them football, I take them Nando's, and now, Enish.
Well, to be fair, I didn't want to ask you, I was going to ask you for football, but I did it because everybody asked me to do that.
I don't know, I play football the time.
I know. Oh, thank you so much.
I'll play football like, whenever.
I know, but I just didn't want you to because you always do it.
So sometimes it's nice to bring people places before like, go do things with people that they don't normally get to do, you know what I mean?
Cuz it's like you're used to that
To that theme parks
I don't like roller coasters. Yeah, you look like someone who hates roller coasters. Fuck does that mean? It's the hair
It just seems like roller coaster stress. What do I know?
Why'd you get so sad? Why did you do that? No cuz why did you react to that when I was a kid?
I really don't get that bad
What the fuck are you? Why are you laughing so hard? Why'd you laugh so fucking hard? He's so funny. He's not!
He's so annoying, bro. He's so annoying.
Comedic timing. Yeah. Yeah.
Maybe you should be his camera person.
Are you fucking serious? This happens to every- Are you serious?
I'm just gonna show you for a while.
I had a great time.
I don't see Jesus again.
It happens every fucking time, but it's so annoying.
You don't like rollercoasters, what do you think that was?
No. You don't like rollercoasters?
I love rollercoasters. You don't like rollercoasters?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can hold the camera while you guys go on rollercoasters.
Oh my god, it's finally.
It's about time.
It's a real nice little steak.
No, let me hold the camera for the dinner.
You want me to trade places? You can sit over here?
Yeah, yeah. You want to do that?
What do you mean?
I was late.
We're going to ask this sought.
Are they closing?
Yeah, we should.
I'm sad.
I was so short.
They're saying finally.
Your mind is doing the same thing.
Look, just reading your chat.
Oh.
Your chat saying yes, do that, please.
Yes, please.
Wait, Toby's trying to like this.
Yeah, that's what I was going to suggest.
I was going to suggest a football.
Okay, what about?
What?
She's like horror stuff.
Love it.
Frightening.
Deal.
I'm down.
You see like the little horror mazes and stuff?
I'm down.
Joe, if you ever come to LA, I'll have a thing or when you can go to.
I don't get scared of stuff.
Oh, you'll get scared of this one.
They tase you.
Yeah, this pussy shot here.
You love this one.
Okay, we'll go.
They actually tase you.
You gotta be scared of something.
I'm not allowed in there for that pacemaker.
Yeah?
Because they can-
Skill issue.
This is a big person, so they'll never say that.
I don't have a pacemaker, so I'm not offended.
Well, I mean, if you have a pacemaker, sorry.
Skill issue.
Can I just get a bit of heart?
I don't want to see it.
Sorry, my fault.
I see why Jinj messaged you like that now.
I don't know. That makes sense.
They're Maths and Maths.
What do you say, Math?
Math.
Do you say Maths?
Maths. Maths and Maths.
Spell Math.
M-A-T-H.
Or do you say Maths?
Maths.
Because M-A-T-H-S in the UK.
You said Spell Math. You said Spell Maths.
I would have said Maths.
I swear that it's Maths.
Okay, to be fair, I'm not Mathex. He says Zed.
Math is a Zed. It's the correct word to say it, because the English made the language.
No, no, are you...
Englishman, the fuck, man?
What the fuck?
I can't be this...
There's no way you're...
She's right, she's got no lobby.
I'm adding another year to your contract.
No, fuck off.
You've got another year now.
He's in a 15-year contract now.
15?
Yeah, 15.
You're making an old-school machinima.
I'm just kidding.
Tell them to pick me up.
They should be really funny and noisy.
You are.
Thanks.
I've been walking on it.
We're out of there.
Thanks for hanging out.
Thanks for hanging out with me.
You want to take me to your family?
I know you're having a hard time.
You'll be leaving.
Well, not that one.
Oh, we can do it.
Yeah.
Oh, great.
Can't get that.
Thank you, guys. Take care of it.
Oh, scoots, chat, oh, scoots, chat.
You need a hand, eh?
You sure?
No, no, you're good. Nice to meet you.
Just a minute, you all right?
Thanks, man.
Why do you like my postcard in America?
I know it's you.
Thanks, man.
Thank you, thank you.
No worries.
Of course, nice to meet you guys. Have a good night.
Thank you.
Damn, did you... were I here?
Huh?
You were right here?
No, I tried.
Oh.
We'll have fun.
Turn him into bags.
I got it. Don't worry, we gotta call it for anyway.
Are you gonna take a shit and run?
Huh?
You gonna take a shit and run?
Huh?
This!
I'm gonna take it and run.
Yes.
Why would I take it and run?
Hold on, wait, cause that sounds...
No.
How the fuck would you do that?
No.
No, no, no, cause that's not a charge.
I'll fuck you.
No, that's not how I meant it.
It's the 25%.
No, it's not that no.
It's the Japanese.
Yeah.
He's the one who pointed at the Popeye's meal, by the way, in France.
And he was all said you would like that I didn't I just said I would like to try that
To send me into Nando's as well while we're here
Wow
Do you like Nando's Nando's good
Why would you just assume that I like Nando's I never told you
You really told me you like Nando's when did I say that?
Then you literally say such a thing is going to Nando's a playing football
Yeah, I do that. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, sorry my head's on the struggle
Oh, so you can be aware?
Yeah, I'm just watching that my back's gone blind.
Just like, see, down the spiritual.
Yeah.
There's a guy down there that's probably, I mean, oh, sorry.
There's a guy down there.
He's down there.
What is that in the corner?
You didn't see, you see your head's on us, people,
because you didn't see.
Sorry?
Hello.
We're just making it.
We're just chilling.
I guess so.
Thank you.
I like your sweater.
That's a cool sweater.
See, my head was lost.
Wait, what?
It was right there.
There was a possibility that she could have grabbed the shit.
Ran, Stabby.
Listen, she was not running.
You know that cloud twitter was a cute bit?
You know what I mean?
She's running the cloud twitter to cover up the fact that she's about to rob me.
Yeah, but you're with me, so...
Chase them down, grab the stuff.
Bob's your uncle, family's your auntie.
Bob is my uncle?
My auntie.
Who the fuck is Bob?
Why is my uncle?
Look at that.
And who's my haunt?
Fanny.
Fanny?
You can really piss me off. I don't like that.
Fuck you.
Fanny?
I run and call her Uber then.
Are you waiting out here for us?
Yes.
Oh, that's so nice. You don't have to do that, Toby.
Toby, do you know what they let me do?
What?
this. Oh yeah, no you told me. Yeah, I went walking around and I was fine. I said why the
fuck did you do that? Why would I know? I could walk down the street right now go
hello hi but normally they would say hi back that's what I've been doing I've
been good vibes. You didn't know where the fuck he was and he was in East London.
Is that dangerous?
Get a load of this guy. Is it dangerous? The streets of East London huh? Hey but I
I was one of them that shit, I can't.
The main streets of East London, I was out there,
you know what I mean?
And they were walking by, they knew what time it was.
Shout out my Londonese in the track.
I'm from the hood of East London, you know?
Can I say, or hold on a minute, let me do this.
Give me the bag.
No, it's good, it's good.
So we don't have to worry, okay?
Why didn't he?
Hello?
Oh my God.
That's all that's insane
Turbie get her. I'm so sorry to you. This is Gracie
Dammit Gracie Gracie
Can't chat to me like that cuz I've been in your chat for a while. You can't come and move Gracie. What Gracie?
No, great. Yeah, you don't want her. No, she's
Shit, it's just great
No, Gracie talks mad shit. You don't want Gracie to chat
She'll have to match it.
Oh wait, you aren't.
I really don't.
Fair enough.
Bad character.
Just heard of Pub the other day.
And she was just the whole time.
Does she have to?
You know TTF?
Rock?
IRL.
TTS, the whole time.
She was right around the corner.
I was literally about to go home.
And then I opened the stream and you're here.
You're crazy, bro.
Do you have it?
Yeah, but this is crazy.
Location.
you want some leftovers I got a lot like no joke it's a lot a lot I also have
this at like home you're not here you guys I'm half black
see now keep your head on a swivel and keep his head on a swivel you said you
I don't know if he didn't.
I was one minute away.
I would have let him take me off at that.
Let's just go, where are we?
It's like a terrible spot.
Nice to see you, Gracie.
We're literally about our Uber to get here.
OK.
We're leaving.
But I'm glad I didn't see you.
You have a poor level, London.
I'm good.
Shadow my company.
OK.
Hey, shadow my London.
The system.
OK, we should move.
Should we move?
You move over here?
Nah. Nah. Nah.
And you're going to start doing more?
Yeah, I don't know about that.
We're going to get him to do more.
Put me up today.
I was going to do more, but she put me up.
So Chad, if I never go to IRL again, blame David Lewis.
You know David Lewis?
Go ahead, say some switch it.
No, I'm not going to.
Oh, there's like a rubber.
Hey dude, I feel like Chris is always flipping something.
I'm not going to.
Hi Grace, nice to see you.
Walk home safe please.
Oh.
Good.
Yeah, be careful out there.
I'll give you a hug.
I'll give you a hug dude.
No, I'll give you a hug.
Thank you.
Yeah, we'll come back to London and we'll hang out.
I'm not gonna be face up with that dude.
Really?
Oh, let me know when.
Bye, Gracie!
If you come to the safe, let me know when you do.
He always leaves me hanging every time.
No, too late, too late.
You missed it, you missed it.
Come back, come back.
You missed it, you missed it, you missed it.
Oh, my head was on the swivel.
I missed it, you missed it.
Is that what's up?
Hold on.
Head on the swivel.
You can't push me on the light, don't worry.
Oh, my name's Yule.
Sorry.
Why did I have to bear on this bike?
Oh my gosh Toby nice to meet you my guy. You came back from out here I used to work here but yeah, but obviously
No, no, no, you're good. Don't worry. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Hello
Hey guys. Yes. What the fuck?
Oh, he's not real. I wish I had him now.
You can't bought the spot, you see it?
I don't want to. I respect your call.
Nice to meet you guys.
Thank you.
Congratulations on winning this time as well.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
You're busy, I don't want it.
I mean...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, do you want a stream picture?
We can do that also.
Whichever is easier.
Aw, here.
I appreciate you.
Seriously.
I'm not the same reason in the background.
Who cares?
Listen.
Do you need that?
No, not so much.
Thank you.
All right.
Thank you so much.
Take care.
All right.
Take care.
All right.
Bye.
Do you mind taking me with you?
Huh?
I'll allow you
What do you need?
No
Oh, sorry
Where you got a hat?
I'll take care of it
I would say hope you win all in league as well
But I'm an avid watcher of SDS
And I can't lie, you beat them
I don't care that much, bud
I appreciate you, my boy
Wait, do you want to kill me?
Don't mind.
What?
Sorry.
Oh, yes.
Aw.
Who's your new guest?
My name is Ro.
Sorry?
To Ro.
To Ro?
Hey, man.
Nice to meet you.
You think it's gonna be so nice?
I'll put it to it.
Oh, yeah, your friend?
Yeah.
No, you should try.
I will.
Sure.
Oh, love that.
Take care, bro.
Cool.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, man.
Alright, so we are Ubers here.
Alright.
Alright, so we are Ubers here.
Alright.
Bye.
See you in my life.
When you come to the States, can you tell me?
I'll let you know.
Alright, if you want to offer to...
I've got a phone.
We'll do like some crazy...
I'll send you some crazy shit we can do.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You want to go...
You want to go chase by a bull?
I'll send it.
I want to go storm chasing.
That's what I want to do.
Oh.
I actually have a contact.
No joke.
Shut up.
Let's do it.
We're doing that next month.
No joke.
I'm planning.
Okay, do you want me to tell you when?
Yeah, message me.
Message me.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
Alright, shot.
Oh wait, tell me, we have your chat, don't forget.
Okay.
Hi, Toby's chat.
Sorry, you're with us for a second.
Hello, sir.
Thanks for trying to get him behind me.
Oh, you might have to get on the other side, because this is the middle thing.
Alright.
This looks like Toby's talking to a big noise type of guy.
Thanks, Toby's chat.
You meet really best of the geese for a thing.
Man, chat, hold on. That was a really dope of Toby to come by.
Oh, is that me? Yeah.
Was that a dope of Toby to come by and hang out for a little bit even though it was short
I'm sorry that it was so short lived because I know we didn't really get to like
Do any activities, but it was the least we could do in the short amount of time we had and at least it was something
Better than like nothing Toby's chat. I hope you like it by the way. I have you guys open as well. So I have both chats
Um, Senna more like been head. Nobody is gonna laugh. Don't laugh at that. So
that was absolutely fire up. Shout out to be literally one of the
I don't care what anybody says. He's one of the nice people I've ever met and he
always has looked out for me when it comes to like stream stuff to and made
sure to like check if I ever want to be a part of stuff also and I try to get me
involved in like stream stuff which I feel like it's like you know what I mean
it's cool as a girl streamer I feel like this very rarely come across people that
want you to do that and Toby's been dope bro if you are somebody who watches
streams that's that's the homie right there oh totally raid big times mr.
Gisle's chat is here the jizzler the jizzler your chat the jizzy yeah no I
Actually me I think Toby is like I've met all this time. I think they're all absolutely very very nice
Abitobi is is at least somebody I've talked to more than other people
Out here in the UK and I'm all the UK creators. I've met he's like
Very very very kind. Oh, even though all of them are kind. I will say shout out all the UK creators
Shout out. Yeah
They've all been super these all been super chill super amazing
And looking out and like I said it sucks because we did have Toby
I had other segments planned this week and literally chat the schedule just did not work out
It's the same in me and Deji like it was something with a schedule
Something fell through and even though it was planned like we kind of had to move stuff because it was such a big week
I mean, but
Even Jen's no fuck that stupid dumbass
Shut up, shut up bitch.
You stupid ugly ass face.
Stupid kid. How do you get a 14k banger on Twitter?
Off of a fake bit.
And they all believe it!
It got so big they had a community note it.
Just can't keep his name out of your mouth, Kenya.
Just can't do that.
For a second.
Shout out.
It's spicy.
Cidna, I told you love.
I'm not interested.
You keep DMing me, asking for my hotel room number.
I'm not interested.
So, you know, I'm bragging.
That's stupid, isn't it?
That's it.
I'm going to Manchester.
Then, as we're extending a day, I'm going to Manchester.
And I'm, wait, I can't go to Manchester and show there
because that makes me look insane.
Why do you do that?
Wait, the vision, no, no, no.
No, I'm not going to, no, I'm not going to Manchester.
I'm not going to Manchester.
What I mean is like, what I mean.
It's coked, kick chance already parsed it.
Somebody said, Uber, please redirect her to jail.
It's, it's, it's, it's.
Anyways, chat, shout out, shout out Toby
for being the goat and meeting up with us.
I know it was only dinner and my chat, you guys are like,
you know what I mean?
You've seen a lot of eating segments,
But I'm so glad we got to hang out with Toby and also try some bomb ass Nigerian food.
That place cleared where we had it awesome.
Yeah, that was incredible.
Oh my god, the place in Austin was so nasty compared to this place.
A little spicy.
This place hit.
A little bit spicy.
But it was actually really good.
A little spicy.
A tiny bit spicy.
Yeah.
That was great.
Anyway.
Chat, send us save the Twitter comms.
Don't worry, I'll step in.
I'll be the hero you need.
Anyways, ladies and gentlemen,
I think that concludes our London segment.
The London trip?
The bloody UK?
It does.
I said anyways, ladies and gentlemen, they instantly
start spamming WStream.
They hear that anyways, bro, and they know what time it is.
Bro, I hate you all so much.
Listen, the UK is over.
I said it earlier, but I actually mean it.
I had a really bad impression of London before.
I have completely changed my mind.
I love London.
London is a vibe to streaming.
Absolutely a vibe.
Everybody here is cool.
People come up.
Everybody's mad content in the best way, not a weird way.
I love London.
I think I want to come back, actually.
And do some more shows out here.
Plan some more cool shit to do.
London's great, they got good people out here.
Also, all the creators are all down to do stuff,
which is cool as fuck.
Like, even though we had a busy schedule this week,
you guys have no idea how many creators hit us up
and they're like, yo, if you wanna do something,
I'm free, let me know.
And like, it was actually sick as fuck, bro.
It's cool to like, see some people,
maybe we come back in the summer.
It was also cool.
Shout out to Bloody Manda.
Shout out to Manda, shout out to Galdem.
Galdem?
the londonese fuck Gracie fuck Gracie oh I'm actually really happy that Gracie
pulled up right there cuz I actually really like hanging out Gracie I would
never say it to her face but Gracie is pretty fucking cool
shout out Gracie shout out Big Gizzle shout out Mr. Gizzle
shout out Jason shout Ron shout out Jason shout out Ron shout out Deji oh
my god cuz the YouTube video oh hey you might get a little YouTube video on the
Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, who knows?
Who knows?
Anyways, I love y'all.
I hope y'all have a wonderful rest of your, wait,
hold on, you know what we need as an outro?
Wait for it.
Shut up.
You're way too big for your boo.
Best in the scene.
Terrible shut up.
Shut up.
You're way too big for your boo.
You don't need
Next time you see me
I'm only gone for a day
So next time you see me
Thank you London for being so nice to me. I appreciate it. You guys were amazing.
Probably.
Put them there at me.
I'm going to put it on travel screen and that'll be our outro screen.
3, 2, goodbye London.
Thank you for loving us.
Bye.
Rosie with a bye.
See you lads.
Peace.
Bye.
So who's on a man-pressure, you can leave like now.
Why did somebody say they're just shitting in silence while they're playing?
That's so rude.
Mind your business.
Mind your business, okay?
Like shut up.
Like so rude.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
Like so rude.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up!