So, that's it for this video, thank you so much for watching, I'll see you in the next one.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
We have a bit of a situation.
I don't know what the fuck's in it is. I've been here for about an hour. So I decided to stream, I'm not figuring it out.
That never happens.
WB, right?
You're good.
Hello?
Hello. Hello.
Okay. Alright. Backpack isn't working, so we're kind of cooked. Also, missing the streamer. So, apparently I have to fucking boot up. They can't do their own job.
This is my first time in this wasteland. What the fuck is this?
Wait
Okay, I
Get I guess
All right
Okay, now tell me
how this little
this little devil did all this damage
how did she do this?
how?
actually makes no fucking sense
physically makes no sense
what the fuck is that?
what? that's the smell
that's what I smell
okay
Oh my fucking god.
Oh, it is you. Jesus. How can you do that fool?
Hold on, they are saying F.
They are saying F.
They are saying F.
Oh, no, don't worry, they're saying gross troll.
Did you think you were more than yourself?
Not me. No.
They're saying real voice.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Jesus.
Why are you saying it's gross?
I'm just going to take this away.
I don't think it's really doing justice to this flag.
Okay.
what about you is gross there's the smell that's a big one oh okay come on you
have to actually get up it's been like three days yeah we know we saw it 48
hours or so. I said that I could win but I could get to silver. And you didn't. Not
only did I not idea it. I de-ranked solo that two times I was one game away from
being copper. How I am alive in this moment. Yeah.
yeah so what do we do about this and how the fuck is this game still open
that's not that is not that is not that is not cueable that's not how that
I can cue a game right now.
No, no, no.
Rosie, this is cueable.
Shut the fuck up.
No, it's cueable.
I just don't...
Okay, listen.
I'm sorry that you don't know how to cue,
but I didn't cue, just fine.
I cue just fine yesterday on both my games.
You don't have to straighten out the screen.
Okay.
Just straighten it out.
You're telling me that's not cueable?
Okay.
Oh, come on. I know what the issue is. Okay. It's where I'm a genius.
There's no fucking way you're killing still
Oh, you're in the shooting lane
That's fine
Okay
Look
I just needed a little bit of practice
Remember that's what Agent told me
Yeah
He said Sinhala, you gotta do this practice
I see
Fuck the fuck you're gonna show
That was left over
Okay, look at this though
Watch this, ready?
That was left over. Okay look at this though. Watch this, ready?
Not sure what I'm watching to be honest.
You can't see?
No, not amongst the lines.
No, you have to just read between the lines.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Just read between the lines.
Right.
Okay.
You seeing that?
I feel like you're not seeing it.
Ready?
It used to be a station every life.
You need to get your laugh together.
What about me, Scrooge?
I need to get my life together.
What?
I'm not scared of you.
What?
I'm happy here.
I love this game.
You didn't get your fucking life together, buddy.
I love this game.
Yeah.
Do I look sad?
You can turn on the torch if you want.
I'll allow that.
Are you sure?
I can't look that bad.
Oh.
Yep, that fixed it.
That fixed it.
You could say that.
Oh, what happened?
Oh, and that started.
No, no, no, no, no.
I was not moving to commit.
I'm not there yet. I'm not there yet.
I'm not doing it.
Oh, my God. You want to try the seasoning, by the way?
No, I really do.
This is good. I was eating it on boiled eggs over this.
You want me to walk you through what my dinner was?
I guess.
Okay, so let me paint your image.
So under here, I had to eat these chicken nuggets
My shrimp salad went bad, so I was eating gluten-free chicken nuggets from the microwave.
And then after that, I got tired of it, and I got a banana at night.
Right.
But then the next morning, I decided to not shower, and because why would you shower when
you're playing R6?
Okay.
Why would you?
Right.
You love the game so much, you don't need to shower.
Sure.
So I just got up and upstairs, brushed my teeth, which was mistake number one.
That would probably contribute to my demise.
demise I should have done that, came back down, put on a dirty sweatshirt, and continued to play.
Yeah.
And then I chugged an entire Red Bull. Too hated it also, didn't even know it was a thing, but it was.
Chugged an entire Red Bull, finished it, and then went downstairs an hour later and got two perfectly cooked boiled eggs.
Jesus fucking Christ, that's a smell.
Oh, there's still a little bit of it.
That is the smell.
Oh, that does not smell good. That is rancid.
But at the time it wasn't rancid.
I ate it with some seasoned meat tenderizer seasoning, which is actually really good on eggs.
I'm just confused. I went on Twitter after that. Everybody was so concerned for my mental health.
What about me screams, I'm not mentally well?
Yeah, I don't know oh and here you didn't see the vision I was drawn on my
priorities for this year this is good but we're gonna be doing the rest of the
year I say we cut all IRLs and we don't do any more I just don't agree I just
don't agree this year I know I'd buy the streamer you but we might have to set it
aside I really didn't we set aside most everything else so I was gonna we do our
six tomorrow. We have a little R6 today. Remember how we were going to do that really big event
in August? The whole month? Let's just cancel it. I think we're going to do R6 the next
day. I wrote your name next to this one. That way we can do a land party for R6 on that
day. I'm thinking the next week let's do R6. Are you down? Let's see if you're free.
R6. Ignore this. I wrote that in Fit of Rage. I don't really know where that came from.
That was out of anger. This is going to be the remainder of September. I think we play
some R6. This is going to be me after September. That's because I'm playing R6 for a while.
I'm not going to lie. No, I love the game. I love the game. This is me as of two days
ago but I'm still playing our six yeah I can tell right here here's gonna be the
grand finale so I think we skip all of it no no this is the grand finale where's
the Edith on oh
You're right, I forgot, so I'm gonna eat a thong or six.
We eat while we play. No, no, no, we eat while we play. We eat while we play, Rosie.
That's what I was gonna eat, the boiled eggs. It was actually a good meal. I don't know why people would hate it. It was genuinely a good meal.
Anyways
This is what I think we should be here. Yeah, yeah
You know that game you feel happy with yourself. I love I love the game. I'm really happy. So how did this happen?
Where you going?
Why do you dare you don't have to close the door you just don't have to do that
That's very performative and I don't appreciate it.
This is the same space Rosie.
It's not, it smells like fucking shit.
Save Rosie.
Take a seat on the mattress.
This is built for a fucking child.
Rosie.
Feels awful, doesn't it?
It does.
I don't like it.
It's fucking awful, isn't it?
Yeah, I really don't like it.
No, just like lay on it, like when it actually,
Come on, let me see this.
Lay on it, lay on it for a second.
Why is it so rock hard?
Yeah, I know it's-
Did you ever blow it?
No, no, actually, I deflated it a lot.
Are you sure?
Mm-hmm.
It feels fucking terrible.
No, no, I deflated it.
That smells terrible too.
Yeah, no, there's a lot of sweat.
It's cause at night, okay, no joke at night.
I would sweat a lot in here cause it'd be kind of hot
because the computer was always on wearing our sticks
and I think it's in the blankets
but that's like neither here nor there.
Stay seated.
I really just don't want to.
No, it's a comfortable seat.
I would like to leave.
Now Rosie, here's the important part.
Why did I hear that you played R6 yesterday?
You know, I told the Lord of Shit
and I'm the man of my word.
I've always been a person that backs up what they say.
83 hours and 91, I beat the game.
Beat XA record time.
So then this is another thing.
Like I talked to you about playing R6, it was a terrible 46,000 so, terrible, so then
the next day I proved myself correct that I was better than you still because now I'm
officially not the worst.
Well here's the thing, in my friend group-
You were playing in the pit play, okay?
It's a play, it's a mode.
Rosie, why are you backing up?
I'm scared.
You look like-
Rosie, well here's the thing.
No, no, lean forward.
Don't touch me.
No, just lean forward.
I'm not going to fucking take this.
I'm going to release this fist and I'm going to set it down to the side.
I'm running my dad a bit too much, I'm not going to lie.
You need visions.
Now Rosie, I want you to take a good look around this room.
This is your future.
Okay, let's set something fucking straight.
I played the game, I wouldn't point to you when I say straight, by the way.
I played the game, it does not mean I'm going to play it again.
It was a one-time thing, I'm only victorious, we're going to end it that way.
I'm never playing R6 ever again, not my worst.
So you want to get on tonight and play?
Come on!
What was that? What's the level you need to hit to get unranked?
Ten.
Ten?
Ten.
I mean you can't not play till ten, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, I may as well try that.
Yeah, like here's the thing, like I don't want to be this guy, obviously, right?
But you can't not play until at least level ten.
Because if quick play, you're basically playing people who don't play the game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, in unranked at least, then you're getting a mix of people who play the game, people who
don't.
So you have to at least play till...
I mean, here's the thing Rosie, like I don't want to be this guy, right?
Let's have a chat.
But like I can hold this yet. No worries like if you're gonna at least play to level 10
I mean you gotta at least play to level 15 because you gotta see if you can even survive it on rent
Yeah, you know I mean yeah, but why and on half-digit. You know I mean why go point five of the way?
It's 20. Yeah, why I just go all the way to 20 and I mean if you're gonna go to 20
You at least gotta go to 25 because that's halfway to ranked and then if you're gonna go to 25
I mean that's literally halfway to range you might as well just go to right. Yeah, right go away to 50
Yeah, and then
From 50 we have all the time in the world. I mean if you play ranked then you could just do one more game in rank
I'm not gonna lie. Rosie you could just do one more game in rank just to see how you play some right
Yeah, but honestly you have to do your placement test, so that's at least five games. Okay, so you could at least do five more games
Right Rosie I can tell you haven't brushed your fucking teeth still
Sure. Sure, we can try some unranked and, well, five games unranked.
I suppose I can try five games unranked.
Because then, like, if I win that, then unequivocally, undeniably, undisputedly, I am the best gamer in our friend group.
Sure.
Sounds good to me. The rain is heavy.
And here's the thing, I love the game. I love R6. It's such a fun game.
I don't.
Oh, no, I love it.
And you're gonna love it too.
Terrible game.
Never gonna play it ever again.
Besides five on ranked games.
That I'm done.
Unlike you.
The only thing I'm done with is my mental.
Yeah, I can tell.
Rosie.
Bitch, you fucking live like this.
Is this depressing?
Yeah.
What's funny is they were saying script at the start when I actually came here and this
is what it was like.
We've added nothing.
This wasn't even added by the way, she just had this written and she was laying like this
and I was like just put the blankets over you, bro.
That was it.
What was I supposed to do?
She hasn't fixed a setup.
I offered to fix it.
She said, no, I want to be alarmed.
No, he actually did.
Rosie texted me and was like, sit up.
I'll come over and I'll fix it.
And I said, no.
And he goes, you don't want me to just come by and fix it?
I'm literally going to go out later.
I can just come by before and fix it.
And I said, no.
And he goes, sit up.
Just let me fix the setup.
It's going to take like two seconds.
You're not going to fix it.
And I said, no.
So you know what I didn't say?
What?
There was one chatter when I destroyed my setup
that said something that pissed me off.
And they said, best buy segment.
So fuck it. Let's go to bed. I guess we're going to bed. I guess we're going to bed. Let's get you monitors
I know why this is good though Rosie. Why is because I didn't realize this. Oh look out. There's a fork. Um, I didn't realize this
But all my monitors are all like a hundred Hertz or fifty Hertz
Because I don't I never bought monitors. Yeah, even though I've told you multiple times you had the budget
We like maybe a hundred times. I said you are a millionaire
You can afford good monitors and you go
Rizzo, something is not always about money.
Do you ever think about that?
Sometimes it's about genuine good fun
and having a good time.
The cat hair on my face.
Yeah.
Look at that.
Damn.
Is it really that bad?
Yes.
Just smiling.
That shit's not funny.
That one doesn't even work, too.
This one's fucked.
It's only fucked on the side though, but...
Holy shit!
That one? Okay, can I explain what happened?
Then we need two martyrs.
Right, but okay, here's the...
Okay, I don't know if you can tell where the point of impact was.
I can't figure it out.
Can I just say, I have never punched a screen before on ever.
It's never happened in my life.
I used to, I've never played shooters.
It's like my first ever time playing a shooter, ever, in my life.
Like, at most I was squirrel girl and marble rivals.
Um, and even hosting the Marvel Robots tournament and reading all the sweets didn't bring me to this
No, this this is purely
Pure joy and a lot of the game
And you know the war part is I still love the game. Jesus. I do
See just really fun
It is and so i'm gonna fix my monitor sandwich. I'm a place
You just you just grabbed my fucking wrist. That was the slimmiest thing that's ever touched. Stop
Stop stop. Is it gross? Yes
Sorry. I have a little grease on me still.
Are you ready to go to Best Buy?
Yeah, I guess.
Great. Can you show me that way? I'm going fast.
Just look away. For two seconds?
Yeah.
Oh my god, how did she shower and change so fast?
Wow!
Alright, let's go.
Uh, that was a really good gentleman.
Okay, what the fuck was that?
Oh my god, how did she do that so fast? That's crazy! When did that happen?
Alright, anyways. Chat, we're gonna invest by today to get new monitors, and then we're gonna play our six. Down?
Yes? Anyone down? Oh, I do need to put Deodorant on Bo-Key.
Yeah, you do.
Oh, okay. Oh, and on Ironically, though, I actually do smell kind of bad.
Yeah, you smell fucking terrible. It's like a weird musk. Strange musk.
There's not a musk in this room.
It's really strange.
I lit a candle.
Where?
Uh, it's not like now, it was literally...
Is that not a Logitech light?
That's not a fucking candle!
Now look at this!
You know what you're not seeing the vision board?
What is this shit?
This is W Stratz right here.
I don't...
No, I'm tired of people hating on this because it genuinely is so...
If you're trying to get laid...
Okay, and I know that's a bad intro because look at this.
But let me listen again.
If you're trying to get laid and you want your room to smell good, okay?
I know like, damn.
I have this hot man or woman coming over, whatever your preference.
Um...
And you want your room to look good, but no candles and not make it obvious.
This is your ticket in.
They're all empty.
Right, but-
So how is this- what is this placebo?
They know, but they just ran out!
This is fucking placebo at this point.
What was it, they just ran out is the thing.
But like, normally they're filled.
It's car air pressures, you put them on a fan,
and then you put the fan in the corner.
And it blows out the fresh air.
Oh fuck.
Sorry.
That strategy there goes.
That's what you do.
I guess?
It's actually, like I guess what you did.
I guess that work.
Somebody said I could just light a candle and that's why y'all are single.
So, I'm just kidding.
I'm a fucking loser, we're gonna get ready.
Do I get one good hit in just for good measure?
Oh my fucking god!
God, what the fuck was that?
I wanted to get one good measure.
What was that shit?
No, the fucking net goals!
Holy shit!
Hello?
It was for good measure, it was for good measure.
And going anyway, it doesn't matter.
We went as well.
Alright ladies and gentlemen, let's get our spas in the car.
Let's go.
Let's just go get some...
Okay, maybe the issue was I didn't have a nice enough monitor to look at.
Yeah.
You think that's the issue?
Maybe it was the refresh rate.
it wasn't it wasn't your aim that makes me fucking say it wasn't the fact that you
used every ability in the game to make it where you did something and then you
told everyone where you were and then you died very quickly right
it wasn't fast question the lack of knowledge it wasn't doing the same thing
every time it wasn't flash banging yourself it wasn't
acting like you're a teammate but then the enemy feels some kind of way so they
actually save it
Sorry, I was not listening to you because one person typed, so you're just not going to pick up the fork.
I didn't want to question them before we go. Wait, is the bag ready?
Yeah.
Okay, uh, chat hall, we're going to switch to the bag.
The bag, uh, after the bag, we're going to switch to the bag and then go. That way we're not on the phone.
Oh, I do need to put on deodorant before we go.
Yeah, can we switch now to it? I do want to talk about the R6 marathon, I have some words.
Okay, switching, three, two, one.
Wait, Tom, let me make sure.
Jack! Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, can you hear, can you hear, can you hear?
Is it good, is it good, is it good?
Okay, it's good.
Um, yeah, I don't know.
Chat, I talked to a lot of people before and after the stream, and they all said it was
impossible, and I didn't know it was going to be that impossible, I'm going to be honest.
Um, but, since it's using the five, I appreciate it.
It's talking of Rosie, and I said, do I run it back?
And I said no.
I said, what's the last thing?
Oh, but Rosie, here's the thing, here's the thing.
I think I can do it.
And I think I run it back.
I think I run it back.
No for reasons.
I think I run it back.
Rosie, I can do it.
There's no world in which I do it,
and I go back down to copper.
I'm telling you, I just wasn't a bad mental state.
I think that's what it was.
My mental was bad.
Whilst you were doing the fucking marathon?
Yes.
Yes.
But I think that's the problem, is the mental was bad.
I think next time, I just need to have like,
someone around me at all times.
I'll just, I'll just literally have you there.
Ah, I'm so good.
No.
I'm so good.
I think that's good.
I think you just be there at all times,
and in that way I always have somebody
who's holding me accountable,
and then I won't be in a bad mood.
And I can always just have somebody
who I need to just talk to to get my anger out.
You have chat, you don't need me.
No, chat pissed me the fuck off that day.
They were the reason why that shit ended.
It wasn't even gonna end at first,
until one guy said something about my fucking aim
while I was already pissed off,
and then I think that sent me over the edge.
that was my final straw
also i have a question
uh... i was gone for the past three days i haven't really been anywhere
uh... came downstairs this morning at breakfast
what the fuck is this
yes i kinda saw something
is that a watermelon?
why did you pay him to me?
i know, i'm asking you a question
why did you pay him to me when there was a watermelon on the table?
it was weird, there was no filler and then you just like panned over
No English.
Okay, so why is there a flying fox?
Or is it flying?
What do you call it?
I don't know.
You wanna get on it?
Nope.
Get on it with a TVU and then float across.
Sure.
See, was there a party here?
I guess.
Well yeah, I was here.
I dropped off some Australian cuisine
and everyone loved it.
And then I left.
Oh, wait, are you talking about this Australian cuisine?
Okay, hold on.
What are you talking about?
The fairy bread I made.
Mason's delicious fairy bread.
You did?
Yeah.
Oh, you better pray that trash baddie's behind you.
You better pray that trash baddie's behind you.
Are you talking about this?
Look, it's like full of slices.
Most people didn't eat it.
I can't believe the morning that shit was rancid.
Most people didn't eat it.
What do you eat that shit for what?
All right, chat.
Best buy segment, get our new monitors.
Put them on.
More of six.
Nabs.
Skip the last spot, nabs.
Also, Rosie did agree to do a LAN party with me for our six.
I did not agree to anything.
She's actually making a shout.
No, he didn't.
Rosie did agree.
So, chat, expect our friends LAN party,
our six is gonna be so fire.
That's actually good shout.
That is, oh, deodorant.
Okay, you're on Rosie Camp for two seconds.
Go ahead and cue your song.
I'm not cueing a song.
That's ridiculous.
I don't need a song.
You should go get deodorant.
Okay, I am.
You're welcome to go my stream room please.
I'm gonna go get deodorant.
Do you want a smell?
No.
Okay.
Go on.
Are you sure?
No, I'm fine.
I can walk.
No, seriously?
Just fuck off.
I actually can't walk.
Seriously?
Fuck off.
I can do it right here.
You can still do that,
and it smells fucking disgusting.
No, seriously?
Like, actually, still do that.
Sorry, okay.
All right, go on.
H.R. pilot should I care about you.
Rotate, active!
Alright.
Today, we're going to Vespa.
Because we're going to finish
what we started.
My visa holder spent two days
playing a shit game.
And because they can control their fucking anger,
there's not one,
two motors that is actually fucking that's what pigs is that's actually what
pig that is slot that is genuinely slot
Oh, shout out, I'm out of the group stages.
We will not, if you play more R6, instead, we will only be playing Egyon for the next
two weeks and we're gonna get a free plushie like usual I'm picking this one
they're telling me you fucking kill me
Hello?
Robbie!
Hello?
I'm sorry, I'm not here to speak to you but I'm here to talk to you.
Hello?
Robbie!
Hello?
Hello?
Robbie!
Robbie?
Robbie!
Robbie?
Ready? Here's the real, now if I really wanted to be a gamer I would have an axe body spray,
but I'm using Prada.
Yeah, Coleran does not work. Why are you spraying me?
And now I'm showering.
And now I'm showering.
That's not like air fresnel.
What do you mean? That's not like air fresnel.
You know you're just not really good.
He's paid. He's paid.
Oh, he's a buck. He's on a whole trail.
Oh, thank you. See, can I snuff?
See? See?
No, tip up 300.
Thank you, Becky.
Tip up 300.
Somebody said not throw some water on her.
No. No, do not put water on me. Please.
All right, ready?
Wait, Bonnie, did you say something?
I brought one here.
What?
What?
Let me get a bit quick.
Um, is she playing R6?
No way!
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Go get her, go get her.
Uh...
Is she playing R6?
Hold on, let me, let me.
I won't discuss it.
I'm playing R6.
You are not playing R6.
I'm just kidding, I'm, I'm, I'm working.
I'm working. Hi, I'm shocked.
Um, wait, so mom, Stina, did you say something about me?
Uh, no, I would never do that.
Why don't you see like a f***ing thing?
I love how Michelin gets guns everywhere in the house.
Here's the thing, in fact, I know that Becky said that you don't stink, but she's also been paced.
Yep.
But I also, like, have to stay next to you and keep my stink.
I know you're just staying here.
Here, Albert, I'm just gonna come give you a hug.
Wait, what the f***, wait, oh my, why do you smell so good? Is that jazzy?
Uh-huh.
No, my name's Sina.
Ew, that one was bad. Yeah, that one made me want to kill myself. That was a rough one.
Wow. Why do you actually have a walking egg?
Um...
Is there some everywhere because I bought one? Do you like them?
There's some true Texan right there.
Problem.
These outfits.
Is it outfits?
Not gonna lie, I'm surprised you're not just wearing the same shit that you ended
streaming on three days a year. I thought about it, but I genuinely smelled like a
like I pee myself. It was bad. It was really bad. But when I put that sweatshirt
back on I came downstairs. I was sweating so much because of the games that like
the inside of the hoodie was like this. Because you know how hyperhidrosis? Right.
It was like damn. So I just couldn't go like that. You know what I mean? Of course.
I have a hydrolysis.
That's right.
You're doing the largest.
Becky, don't worry about cleaning my stream room today.
You sure?
Yeah, I would not go in there if I was you.
No, no, no.
I know you said you want to do it anyway,
but I would not recommend you go in there.
Because you might see some broken monitors or something.
Rosie accidentally bumped into my table.
It was not me. It was not me.
I know it was me.
It was a me.
So you did it last for me to clean up Rosie.
No, you don't know what it is. It's like kind of cringe.
It wasn't fucking me.
Where's the colombra?
I'll show you the clip.
What is this? I'll get it.
Did she see there's an electric pen in this house?
I guess.
Oh
We actually want to put a restaurant
Oh, I swear we're going to Best Buy we end up at Michelin style
We have to put on a relic forever.
It's been a minute.
Chad, it's been a minute because of R6.
Yo, we're playing R6 today on the actual game.
Do you want to go home and play with me?
Huh?
Do you want to go home and play with me?
R6?
Please!
We'll see what happens.
Oh my god, bro.
We'll see if I can fit into my schedule. You know, it's actually been kind of nice. It's been kind of nice with you
Okay, hold on they're gonna say script that is not a script I
Was I could explain it's been a rough few days, but that
Is a good documentary
It's almost done. You didn't quite finish it.
Would you like me to finish it? He just got caught killing his wife.
Yes, we did as well.
Okay, the plot line is he killed his wife. Do you want spoilers?
Sure.
He killed his wife and then they were arguing and then he cut her head off and he dropped
her body off on a bridge somewhere and they reported her missing.
See, why are you looking at me like I'm gonna do that to you?
You're safe.
No, no, no, no.
Door's locked.
Okay, ready to go?
Yeah.
Check your own feet, Karen, for just a second.
It's gonna be weird.
My fucking feet.
Get my fucking feet.
Okay, wait.
Okay, no troll though, like, like, trolling aside.
I, I, like, said this on stream,
and I genuinely mean this like talking outside now.
R6 has been easily one of the most humbling experiences
as far as like gaming ever.
Where like, I've never played a competitive shooter,
this is my first one.
And like, I did not know that this is how it went.
But like, I love the game.
Like it feels like, it feels like R6 is like
like a toxic boyfriend.
That's cheating on me, but I can't stop.
How the fuck did you go through a marathon like that, get humbled so hard for your lopping,
and you're still lopping?
What do you mean?
How? You prove you can't fucking play the game.
How is that lopping?
I'm not, I'm not lopping still, I'm just saying I like the game.
Just because, first of all, there's games that you're really bad at.
N-name.
Name them.
Name them.
Uh, let's talk about any game that you literally ever played.
What?
Silent Hill, Silent Hill, Silent Hill, Silent Hill.
That is some bullshit.
And you're bad at story games. That's the worst part.
That's the worst part.
How are you bad at story games?
I'm not bad at it. It's pages wasn't worth continuing. That's very different.
You know what the worst part was? I'm like, look at all these clips after.
And all these R6, like, TikTok pages and everything are posting me.
And one guy pulls a TikTok and the title is just Sina is a threat
And then and then I watch the video
And you watch the video it's him going Sina is a threat
She punched her monitor and then proceeded to call Jixie an agent threat
After a play R6 and her mental health is unwell
And then the top comment said welcome to the siege
Is there any siege player that's happy?
No, but I want to change that.
I aspire to be happy playing siege.
I won't let it take away what I love.
And I love the game.
So from now on, you will only see a positive attitude for me.
It's all sunshine and rainbows.
Because it's rainbow six.
I thought you were going to say it with me.
No.
Rainbow six.
Rainbow Six Siege!
Yup. I guess it is.
Like I guess?
I guess it's that.
Like I guess it's Rainbow Six Siege.
Chad, top three if we should uninstall Rainbow Six Siege.
See, they're all gonna have to do their attics.
Type 4 if you should uninstall it, but you're currently playing it
And you know it's really sad chat is so many of my friends were watching the marathon
And they said they had it open like the entire time when there was watching it just to see how
I was feeling like, why?
This person just didn't raise him right.
It's okay.
They were all watching the marathon.
Your battery?
I'm good.
That one?
Oh.
They were watching the marathon
and they were loving it so much.
And they said they all watched me crash out live,
which did not make me feel good at all.
That was actually the worst feeling ever.
Cause then it's like, everybody sees me,
just like mental turmoil.
That's how I was getting somebody text messages
and I was like, oh no.
My favorite, oh yeah, you got text messages.
I think it's a different kind of that. More realness.
It was actually really nice seeing Chris react to you getting him out of there.
No, Chris can go fuck himself, genuinely.
No, I think Chris was great. I think I didn't take...
No, Chris can go and play Rainbow Six each if it fucking was...
No, there's no way. I'm so sorry.
Chris has to genuinely go fuck himself. He's lying.
He struggled in other games, that game was incredibly hard, he could not play that game.
You know what?
He could not play that game.
Maybe you should run it back, and then we just bring Chris over.
Gladly. Gladly. Gladly. I would beat the fuck out of him in that game. Are you serious?
Sorry, he doesn't play, he just has to be in the room.
You don't have me in Do-A-Van-A-Lon and Chris next to me.
Yes.
Look at me.
Do you want one of us to die?
I'll mull it in there as well.
No. Absolutely.
I don't.
No.
I'll be out.
I'm not going to sit in a room with a three-worshed gamer, you Marlena Christensen.
Hi, again.
You Marlena Christensen, I refuse to be in a room with you three.
I won't do it.
See, it's just so funny, because now we've heard you talk so much shit, and then we
saw you prove that you were so much worse than all of us.
Okay, Rosie, Rosie, I will legally give you a thousand dollars of whatever rank you place
in ranked.
You then go a rank above in 48 hours.
See, I love how it started.
I love how it started at 5,000.
Yeah, I love it, Clay.
Yeah.
You said it's a four, it was 5,000.
You said it was a board, it was $5,000 by the way.
Yeah, but I lowered it because I hate you.
So now we're doing less with that. Is that really so wrong?
It's a lot of work.
Because last time I did $1,000 for a neat mountain.
And now we're doing it to play Siege for 50 levels.
Okay, but here's the thing, you're playing 50 levels, but that's going to unranked.
When you get to rank, it's different. You have to play like 50 years.
Just whatever you place, just go above that. I'd love to see it.
I would literally, I think it's free money for you if you're so good at games. Free money.
Rosie had four kills in his first game of R6.
Yeah, in a quick match by the way.
You're just so, see this is the issue with you. You can't celebrate your friends' play.
Rosie, here's the thing, that's what happened to me. I put quick matches offline. I was so good, I was like, oh my god.
It's like, it's literally like drugs. It's like you do a little hand-over and you go, oh my god, but it's kind of fine.
And then you get an unranked and it's like, you know, that's like, when you start up,
when you start doing a little bit of cocaine.
And you're like, oh, hold on. This is gonna want to...
Ooh, rank just coming up. Maybe I can do a little bit of heroin. Just a little hit.
Her quick match, Katie, is 0.73.
Yeah, that's quite an arrogant, by the way, who's not got anything in his life.
How did you know it was arrogant?
That's arrogant, who literally has never been having about anything in his life since the day he was born.
I don't even think he was happy to be alive.
She didn't even see Chad.
Yeah, I know that it's arrogant because I'm just... you know why I...
She doesn't even have Chad.
Do you know why I know that? Because he typed it yesterday in your chat and I ignored him because he's not happy about literally anything in his life.
He just wants to talk shit and talk shit.
He literally talked shit yesterday in your chat and typed it.
Pull up his chat logs in your chat. That's how I know that message from him.
We got a shout out of it out of those from him. I saw it yesterday in your chat.
Pull the logs.
Holy shit.
You're a fucking genius.
Holy shit. She has an ultra instinct.
Wait, this goes.
Bionda, bionda, bionda!
Rainbow Six Siege!
This is what it does, it does teeth?
Oh sorry, so we can't think DOOTS now?
Is this what this feels like?
Oh my god!
This feels good!
Every other day, I'm wonderin'
What's a human being gotta be like
Like this song?
So it trust me confident
It's all right?
It's sweet and sense
Hold on, you're not seeing the vision
Every other day, I'm wonderin'
Was it a mistake to try and be fine
Well, I'm certain it's mad incompetence
This is life, this is a little living life, you know what I'm saying?
I can't smile well at all the time
Love came through hate, no K-dash, not me
If you live grossly under qualify
You can't lie grossly over qualify
Why don't you play tonight?
That's why
No?
One, two, three, hey, it's for the one
What's wrong with us all? Fine. Is this what I'm supposed to be like?
I hate this.
There we go.
Yeah, it's the depression.
I don't want to be this depressed about seeing each other. I want to be happy.
I want to see him.
That I'm a loser?
Yeah.
How many hours?
49.
Wow. 49 hours.
I'm getting a spam call.
We'll answer it.
Do not call me.
Thank you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
If you, if you could turn, don't let it burn.
Don't let it burn.
So I'm not being rude.
And it's just a attitude.
And it's turned me apart.
But it's ruined everything.
So I'm not letting you get hit on.
So I'm not letting you get hit on.
So I'm not letting you choose.
Oh, I actually can't see.
Oh my god, the highlights are so good.
Clubs? You have to watch it.
I haven't seen any highlights.
Oh, Clubs, and it is so good.
Is it?
Yeah. Yeah, it's extremely cropped.
What?
You made a face when you saw that one.
You win.
Such a fool for you.
I think the guy next to me is kind of half alive.
He's got a wife and kids, he doesn't open all his R6s.
Is that it?
Do people know her?
Uh, no.
I'm playing C.
Casa!
Thank you for the 10 gifts.
Casa, thank you!
Sorry, I can't see it.
I don't try this.
Thank you Casa for the 10, I appreciate it.
W10, thank you.
Sing it, Rosie.
I'm trying not to lie
I'm just here to be so confused
And I'm witness to you
But that was so depressing
I just wanna be with you
And it's so deep
You know I'm such a cool failure
And I've been turned into a computer
I'm depressed!
I don't think so. Do you have to?
I actually really want to see the highlights. I had no idea.
You know I'm such a fool for you.
You've got 60 out of your finger.
Do you have to? I don't think so.
Do you have to? Do you have to? Do you have to? I don't know.
I do have to play R6 later.
Oh my fucking god.
Come on!
I'll give it to OSES.
And this.
Maybe he's going to want to play R6, he's got a lot of free time now.
No.
It's the fucking most fun one.
Oh, this is it.
This is the best one.
Any ball that works.
We're almost the best one, by the way.
In the middle of the week at Wingsong?
Oh, hell, fuck no!
We all deserve Wingsong, we're losers.
We are losers!
We are fucking losers!
I'm actually still excited.
It's been days, bro, it's been three days, I'm so ready.
I can't believe I said it really.
Alright, I can't believe you.
Holy shit. Rosie, I think we should do a, chat.
Okay, I can't read. Can you tell me what they say?
I think we should do a LAN party.
I think a LAN party with R6 would be so fire.
Tell me it would not.
Alright, I want to know what they're gonna say. Here we go.
What are they saying?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Like what?
Why are you in deep fuck up?
Why are you in a dull?
Maybe I can ask like, oh my god,
do you think if I did a LAN party?
Wait, you know what's crazy by the way?
I meant this, I'll chat this.
The coach of Shopify rebellion responded to my tweet
and at Andy and said,
at Andy I need this type of passion from you.
And I wanted to add him and say,
sub me in, do you think that I could play one game
with all of them?
I'm gonna watch really quick.
Yeah, yeah, you can't.
Come on, you don't think that'd be sick?
I can ask SPOIT.
PLEASE, PLEASE.
That's gonna help with the last time.
I think it'd be so funny.
Or maybe I can ask the coach to coach me.
That worked the last time as well.
You've processed everything I was saying.
Now you know what I did feel bad for is people were warping or they were talking shit in
chat and when I quit somebody said trained by SPOIT by the way and they were one man
And in my head I said don't put what I do on display. That's not fair to him
He deserves better than that. He does not deserve that at all
Hold on. Let me change the song a lot of this life. We need a good song something that says a new opportunities
It's like teaching a snake how to run on the legs
That was a good one
That was so fucking stupid
Hold on, this is what we need.
This is a good song. You like the song, right?
Should we use a straighten phone and that's why I said I'll get it out?
I know.
I know.
I don't want to
What do you think?
I mean, fuck
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
What do you think?
What do I need?
You and everything
Oh my god, bro, we can do it again
Okay
Okay, should I get an expensive monitor this time though, chat?
I don't have any nice monitors
But the thing is, I'm going to keep playing Siege
So is it financially responsible to get an expensive monitor?
You should get the one that Agent has, that big one.
And then punch the shit out of it?
Use that one for seed.
No, bro.
No.
I-I'm not-I'm not doing that.
If I-if I get the jug-also if I got the jug where I feel like I'm gonna fuck me up.
Hello?
I'm okay, thank you!
Sorry, I-I don't-I don't really ignore.
I always feel like that one clip when, uh, uh, what was it?
He's knocking on Arcee's window Arcee was like no no no, and then the lady kept knocking do you remember that?
Do you remember that?
Such a good clip, bro. Holy shit
Dude, I feel like I missed so much by the way
With like being an R6 I like God on Twitter and Ludwig's fighting the entire evoke
And I had no idea I didn't even know I really over to it
I was like, oh, I wonder what's going on.
And I just see one with like a mass reply to everyone.
I was like, oh, shit.
I had no idea, but what else I miss?
Did any cool things happen on the outside?
Oh, Edge Run is turned for build the full new cost.
OK.
They're all dying 100%.
That's fun.
What else?
I don't think they really did anything else.
Literally nothing?
Was it just boring two days?
I don't know what actually fucking happened to it.
Interesting.
Oh, uh, Lacey left Cole.
Ah, hasn't he left before?
Has this just added one to the books or is it legit?
Nah, it's gotta be real.
I believe it. I normally believe most things I see on Twitter.
And clip for that.
Arcee left O.S.C.S.?
Arcee left O.S.C.S.
People, by the way, they're so insensitive these days.
They've been saying it's a shawl, they say Bella's script, all this stuff.
I am here right now to tell you it's real, and I know it's real, because Akki's moving to Austin,
and he's starting a human house with me in Zoyle, that is why he's leading LSES.
He's leading for you in Z- YOU!
Yeah. He wants to be in Austin. For me.
With you?
He wants to be in Austin for me.
Well, you're gonna be busy though, cause we're playing our spin-ticks.
No.
You're gonna be busy, I thought so like you can't even really play that was a thing, but we asked her at studying at a house
We're about diddy did you came before this our house now
It's like we got it's diddy sauce by the way for like the new chatters because I know there's new people from our six community
They don't know the guy the poor man's name is diddy. So I was gonna go diddy sauce
He's been the fucking wheel he plays draggable content and now he's a critical vendor. Yes, and he's a chill dude, bro
He's not a freak. He's not a freak elite
But unfortunately, he's been put in the freak elite category unjustly because of his name. It's just a bad role of dice
Truly it is
the poor guy
You're not though. Oh, would you tell them how you got fucked?
Shut the fuck up
And you can't say it like that's crazy. You did. I didn't get fucked. Okay. Um chat
I got forced I'll tell you guys a story cuz I'm parking I got
No, no, he did he did it but I got forced I got forced to go out right
And all my friends are like sit I just come out like I know you're like pissed off like it'll probably help that you get out of the house
I was okay, whatever so I got a house and
Rosie ended up when it going out to and a few of our friends and we all went out
In the like one of the past three days and our friend D's loss picked Rosie up and
And is hugging Rosie and Rosie's getting picked up like he's a like a kid
You know when when boyfriends pick their girlfriends up and they swing them around that's what he was doing to me
That's what he was doing to Rosie. I thought pathetic Rosie's feet were like three feet off the ground and then Zoil
No, I don't but Zoil
Goes to goes up to them
Oh, we need to ask Maya.
Zoyle goes up to Rosie and goes behind Rosie, so Diddy's holding him from the front and
Rosie's holding him from the back and it looks like Rosie is getting Eiffel towered.
I got sandwiched by two giants.
No, he was.
He was getting sandwiched and it was a bad look in the middle of the bar.
It was bad.
But you can't tell it's me in the photo.
You can because your tattoo is right there.
You can't.
You 1,000% can tell it's you.
All right, ready?
Let's get new monitors.
We need to think objectively about the punching ratio.
Is the battery back?
No, it's fine.
We're going to go right back.
Yeah, I'm just wondering if we need to take extra shit. We should be fine.
Oh, no, we should be fine.
So I don't want to play Death Stranding again.
Yeah, no, we're definitely not going to end up at a food-eating competition or anything.
Why would we do that again?
Which, by the way, oh, this is what happened
whilst you were gone.
Strays moved to Austin, Texas.
Oh my god!
White chocolate!
White chocolate.
And if we ever do an F fruit segment,
like an atornment, it needs to be part of it.
OK.
Because he can put down triple absorber scale.
OK.
I'm down.
I'm not kidding.
You want to take him out to get real good Texas barbecue?
No, just like that.
Don't treat him.
I want to do an eating competition, and I want to.
So how come you get treated as stuff,
but he doesn't get treated as stuff?
Because I'm petite.
I
Want to see between
I'm a ff on that I'm not gonna lie don't stop that's the culture
Sorry, I guess that was a good one like I guess they call me that
That's my favorite still.
Okay, I know, like I guess they do that?
Like I guess we can get new monitors?
I guess.
Holy fuck.
Okay, do we put the camera down and we go in?
I guess.
Like I guess.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Okay, let me ask you about it.
Okay, stealth mode ready?
I mean, we need more.
We need to get it out there.
Will we get it out here?
We're going to start talking all around for a little talk.
This means...
Can we get them here?
We should ask Apple or SOTY.
SOTY. Oh, it's screen's here.
Oh.
Is that good mobs?
I think it was.
Sir! Sir, I have a question.
Where is your monitor, like, like, computer monitors and stuff like that?
They're gonna be in the back for you.
Oh, I'm blind. Okay, thank you so much.
Yeah.
What'd you just look at?
Nothing.
Was your monitor right there?
Yeah.
Okay, I can't do curved monitors.
Okay.
Because they fuck with my eyeballs.
You know like spiders?
Do spiders have like a shit ton of eyes?
Sure.
That's what those monitors make me feel like.
It feels like I can see too much on either side of my eyeballs.
So I don't like it.
I guess.
You use your peripherals too much.
What?
Your peripherals.
Oh yeah.
You don't use those?
Peripherals?
Yes.
So.
What does it get what Agent has?
I'm pretty sure Agent has this, but triple what?
Yeah.
I think he does have another seat.
So that's $1,000. I can't punch that.
You're gonna be like, eat, you want me to secudation,
or do you want me to stop?
She doesn't gain, so that works.
Go fuck yourself to it.
I do gain. I just had an incident where one of my monitors got broken
by a weird, it was like a weird situation.
I don't really know how I got broken.
Are you filming with Rainbow Six Siege?
Yeah.
I was filming with Rainbow Six Siege, and then the monitor randomly cracked.
This is kind of weird.
So you're not trying to replace that one?
Well, no, I do need to replace it, actually,
because it just doesn't work anymore.
Actually, I'm down two monitors.
You're doing basic desktop views.
And you have these small ones.
Right.
If you want a fancier for gaming and everything,
probably want to go with the Alienware.
Like these?
Oh, yeah.
I think they go like that.
I remember those Alienware ones that we had the last time
that were like mad HD those I can't punch not that I punched the last one
obviously yeah do that um but what's it like that one's really bright and nice
this is the one 240 huts maybe I should have over my main monitor and then my
side one get a check one is that smarter so punch that one I'll just punch the
Not that I punched the last monitor because I didn't do that obviously.
By the way, you said you did play Siege?
Yeah, I played Siege before.
What rank did you get to?
I was pretty bad to tell you the truth.
What was bad?
I... like games with a super low time to kill like that, I normally just get fucked.
Did you get ranked?
No, I never got ranked.
Did you play it on ranked?
No, I would just play like casual, quick play.
Yeah, because I always round the corner and just die immediately because I don't know the maps.
Small man. Small man didn't play the game.
I mean, is it really? Here's the thing though, you could probably get on it if you wanted to. The game is great now, actually. It's great.
Yeah, they did. They did a lot of updates, so rank 3.0 is actually super easy to rank up, and you would probably love it so much.
That's what happened to me when I was doing this lovely segment.
So I think we get two of these.
Shut up. No, we get one. We should get one.
Two.
No, because I don't think I need two only.
One for you, one for me.
Oh, fuck you. You've been put on your monitor yet? You're not getting one.
Okay.
When you're using socks, can you ever grab you that one?
Uh, yes, actually. That'd be great. If I'd get one of these.
Just give me a couple minutes. I'll track you in the video.
Thank you.
Is that good?
Should I not get an OLED one?
Is that the one?
I think one OLED one is smart, no?
You're rich, get two.
No, because I'm not going to punch out OLEDs for you, right?
There is an ASUS mode, is there? Is this what this is, is this what it is?
I don't think so. But it's good.
That is a good monitor, actually, too. Our ASUS is really nice.
ASUS is really good, yeah. ASUS is an LG. I like the two that I kind of go towards.
Oh, they're saying that's an OLED. This is?
It is? What does it say that? Oh, yeah, you're right. It is OLED.
I don't know what I'm trying to do.
Wait, is that him?
Jack!
I changed my voice!
Can we do these?
What's with these?
I've no, it's the Aces ones.
Thank you.
That's good, right?
Just two OLEDs cold today?
Sure.
I don't even need anything else.
We just give those, go back, place each.
Yeah, you're right.
We are soldered.
We're both soldered.
Oh, you meant two, like one for you.
No, we're not.
We're not.
We're not soldered.
We're soldered.
We're soldered.
We're soldered.
We're soldered.
We're soldered.
Oh, you meant two, like one for you.
No, I'm not.
It's not?
I meant like from my other screen, because I'm down to screens.
Alright.
I'm seeing these are bad coms here.
Oh, okay, my bad.
These are bad coms.
So, which one am I getting?
Don't look this way.
I just don't like it.
No, no, no, no, LV.
Here's what I was thinking you should get, okay?
Walk with me.
Woah.
And there's an eldering hat on it?
Oh, here's the new one up.
That is a nice one.
First of all, the one thing you can't say is new one.
when you beat Rodan poster, but I beat it pretty good.
I only won the game.
You beat it poster.
But I beat the game.
Yee!
Yee!
Yee!
Yeeee!
Yeee!
Yee!
Yeee!
Yee!
Hey, you said you could beat East West.
What?
Oh, yes, please.
Sorry.
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
Oh, this is a nice one.
Oh, this is a nice one.
This will be the best one.
Was it?
Was it 44 inches?
Oh, 34, oh my god, I was like 44 inches is crazy!
I thought that big.
Yeah, I think that's good. That's all we needed, right?
Yeah, sure.
We don't need to have a keyboard or anything, right?
Oh, I should get a new gaming mouse.
Nah, mine's sweaty, but it's fine.
Putting in new headphones because you apparently went here in footsteps.
They weren't really working.
Putting in new glasses because you couldn't see shit.
What else could probably work?
Keyboard? Nothing's going through apparently.
No inputs?
What, moving really?
That's what we're doing today, huh?
Really? Interesting.
I know you just had so many fucking jokes today, did you?
It's a real, real fucking funny guy today, aren't ya?
No, I barely took behind the camera.
They're saying lens.
Yeah, they want new lens.
Oh.
Yeah.
Chat fine.
Okay, I give you permission to order new ones.
Just kidding.
Until the industry.
Yeah, until I change my mind.
Yeah.
That's right.
I do, yes.
Wait, can you mute?
Oh, you have to go on over.
It's the same.
I just figured all of you just pretty much didn't have your phone number with us at all.
No, because sometimes I like to because it's like, you know, you point so like I can keep
track of receipts and stuff like that a lot easier, so that's why I do that.
Yeah, no it's something you should know about me is I'm gonna make a lot of money
But I'm cheap as hell so like him asking for a new lens
We've been asking for months and I have not given the green line on it yet because this one it still works
If it's not broke don't fix it. You know what I mean?
Sorry, oh my god that actually
Oh no, don't worry about that, it's okay.
I'm gonna make Rosie come and bring it up and get it fixed.
Fuck you.
I'm not bringing it up.
What a deal.
What a bloody bargain.
What are you gonna use them all for?
Well, um, we'll blow up the kids for a while.
You should.
Right blocks, nicely.
No, I'm using it on... I just heard of playing Rainbow Six Siege. Are you familiar?
Yeah.
Have you played?
I've played 50 hours, but it was from like six years ago or something.
Okay, but when you played 50 hours, did you rank? Like, did you get into ranked at all?
I think I played one game in ranked, and it was the sweatiest thing I've ever done in my life, and I immediately quit.
Yep. But your quit plays were fun, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a great game. I just didn't want to get into it.
Yep, that's how it goes normally.
What?
Um, wait, say again? Sorry?
Oh, no, I can carry them. Don't worry about it. I can carry one. I know I got it. Okay
Oh, perfect. Thank you so much. I appreciate it
Okay, just you can just lay one on top of this one and I'll carry them
Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, I just sandwiched it right in there. That's totally fine
Thank you, thank you so much for all your
And she loves to have you in three...
What?
Three...
Hold on, wait.
Wait.
Yep.
No, wait.
Can you hold these?
Yep.
They might be sweaty.
Sorry.
Yeah.
One more.
Sorry.
Hold one more.
Thank you.
Don't worry, I got it.
Oh my God, these are really heavy.
Okay, hold on.
I can hold one.
No.
Okay.
Nope.
Come on, I can help.
I'm...
I got it.
Okay, I'm good to go.
No, he's setting them in forward three years.
Now you got it.
You got it.
I have a strap.
I'm with a mountain for you.
Oh, okay.
There you go.
Hey, W Stratz, you gotta work for what you've got.
What?
Sir, I swear I paid for these.
If I was a thief, I'd be an awful one.
That's the end, where as we go through the exit.
Okay, my bad.
Are you sure you wanna leave?
Huh?
We could look around a little bit.
Hello!
You're good.
Okay, go.
Look at this around a little bit if you want.
No.
Don't need a look.
You're not to rush anyway.
Can we just take a break?
Oh, it's a nice day out.
It's so hot.
It is a nice day.
Perkman Clubs.
They have them in Best Buy.
Huh?
They have Perkman Clubs in Best Buy.
You're good, Jack.
I'd love to.
You want to go back inside?
Yeah, just take those in.
I could carry these around, no problem. Maybe you just go on without me.
No. No.
Do you want to stream after all?
Alright.
I think I know the strategy.
Hmm?
Okay.
Uh...
Oh, you know what I should have done?
Have I put one on my head and the other one on my head?
Like hold it above me?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that'll work.
Rosie, you know this is not for you gentlemen like me, you could have helped.
Yeah, often full times.
Alright, navigate me in traffic Rosie.
Alright.
Please don't kill me.
Alright.
I know you've thought about it a lot, but it's not worth it.
Alright, this way.
Look both ways.
We'll still get hit in Austin, Texas if you do that.
Come on.
Yep, yep.
Yep, yep.
Come on.
This way.
Why did I park so far?
I don't know.
Come on.
Almost there.
There we go.
I'm looking.
We're almost there.
Okay.
There's a couple spaces left.
Come on.
I'm tired.
I would help, but like, you're a strong woman and you can do it.
I'm so strong and independent.
You're a strong and independent woman and you can do it.
Don't worry.
Yep.
I'm not going to take this wind from you, don't worry.
I'm very strong and independent.
I'm not taking this wind from you.
There you go.
There you go.
Almost there.
Yep.
Oh my god, thank god.
Oh my god.
What was the point of that segment?
How do you feel?
My hands hurt.
I was very gentle in the look of you.
Again, I asked four times.
I didn't even ask that I'll take it.
And he said,
like a goblin not a goon, not my goblin
why are these things the monitors broke?
I'm pretty sure I'm a goblin
what?
I didn't get the warranty
it's also OLED that burned the brake for good
what?
if you're not careful
why would you not tell me that?
I'm delicate
oh my god bro, rosy bro
yeah, blame me again
oh my god bro, rosy bro
They are very delicate.
Where's the receipt? No littering.
Thank you.
Alright.
Here.
One for me.
And Rosie, I've got a surprise for you.
What?!
No way!
No way!
Help me put this one in the car, because this other one's for me also.
Come on.
Well, I never mind, I got it.
It's not gonna help.
Come on, please.
Let me see.
We don't litter in this house, dub you citizen.
They're gonna tell it off to the wife.
Fucking scene character.
What?
What?
No, I can't water.
That's not really good.
I mean, yeah.
Why is it so hot outside?
No, it actually does. I'm not going to...
You finally said something smart all day.
All right, guys.
You're about to see.
We're going to play all the highlights
of Cine's
best
Siege moments.
Okay, we're gonna quickly show you all the highlights.
All the best stage marmots.
You got somebody to edit all the highlights.
Okay, we're just gonna quickly show you.
Ready?
It's all the best ones.
Yup, here we go.
Oh my god, I can't wait.
That's so nice.
When did you start doing such nice stuff?
My job. I'm trying to prove my job what I do.
Oh my, they're literally all spanning cinema.
Yeah.
Look at that.
That was amazing edits, bro. What?
That was so cool. W edits.
Thank you so much.
Alright. We couldn't have done it without your plays.
Just know that.
That was so cool.
That was so cool.
That was so cool.
done it without your plays. Just know that. Couldn't have done it without you.
Thanks guys. Can we actually land part of this week? PLEASE! PLEASE!
Please.
I thought I felt a calling. I thought that said crack a barrel.
But then I was disappointed.
I was talking to you?
It was something of you?
You can't say that.
What do you mean? Reimplying?
I don't know how to make fun of you.
I'm not implying anything.
I'm asking if the store was signing you.
It's quite a burden.
It's a furniture store. Do you need furniture?
Yes.
Point to it again.
It doesn't say crack a barrel.
I don't know why you're pointing at me.
Oh, it says Crate in there.
It says Crate and barrel you idiot.
It doesn't say it.
Oh, ice.
Rosie, clean the camera.
Okay, motherfucker.
You understand?
The lens is broken.
It's been broken.
It's fucking broken.
It's broken for mine.
Well, whose fault is that?
No.
No.
Whose fault is that, Rosie?
Fuck you.
This has been a rage made ass day, brother.
This day is so fucking annoying.
It's irritating.
Whoa!
Relax!
No!
No!
Dude, that relaxing mode is so exciting!
Relax!
Relax!
There is actually
that was smart on the screen. I can literally see it.
It kicks it.
I don't want to know what's going on.
You have to do that. I don't want to know.
I'm a little bit angry, Beth, for no reason.
You didn't really clean it, Rosie.
I'm gonna say bye-bye.
There you go.
Beautiful.
Not you.
The lens.
Not you.
The lens.
Bitch!
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Um, do you want anything while we're out?
Before we go back?
Get hungry?
It's a bit hungry, eh?
It's a bit hungry?
A little package.
Oh, there's like Pokemon cards.
Oh, fucking, that's nowhere.
Yeah, are we going to be able to find any?
Are we near a game castle?
You want me to ask?
Give me a look.
No, I'm second.
I doubt, I doubt.
I haven't checked my plug.
Um, there's this, look.
That is the place.
Want to?
I don't know if my plug is there.
Stop saying your plug.
Bro, you don't know anybody.
I do.
I have a plug.
Is it the one that used my name?
No.
This plug is from my name.
Okay, so no, not that.
Like, we can try that.
Like I guess.
Yeah, we can try the
Let me just text my plug
They did say we could ask Best Buy but like
Best Buy is gonna they're gonna sell out
Do you just go back to new monitors?
Alright, fuck it
Let's do monitors let's revive and then we can game yes chat sound good
There's something but no food though?
Um...
Yeah, it is a bit rude that we're not getting food.
I think it's a bit rude that we're not getting food.
There's no food around here.
Or coffee or something.
You want coffee.
Is that a fucking question?
Holy addict.
Oh, there's no coffee around here. Is there?
Chat? Where are we?
Ooh, we haven't played the New Fears of Hatham. We do need to do that.
Oh, yeah.
If we set up the monitors and you went home, would you play?
Yeah. We are setting up a second setup in your house as well, so then it can be used when I go, eventually.
Oh, so you'd rather play it with the second set up is up?
Maybe we can also do physical problems and I don't know. I guess it's only if you're only for free
But if you want to do fears about them, we can do it. I'm free. I'll probably quit
Why does somebody just say she looks sad what about me looks sad
They're on twitch mobile right now that's a lie
Okay?
Alright.
Let's do that.
Why does somebody get timed out for spending R6 mods?
Come on, lock in, bro.
Hey, why don't I like that game, lock in, bro?
I saw that report guy, he just said R6, R6, R6, R6, he can't time out.
Leave him alone.
Alright, let's do that then.
Let's go home, we'll do the monitors, and then if you want, I'll play some R6, you go home,
and we'll do fierce.
Sure.
That sounds like a W day, I'm not gonna lie.
W day.
Do you want some ice cream on the way home?
What is wrong with you?
Is ice cream before the monitor is a bad shout?
I don't know.
Is that naps?
It looks like a good shout.
The last ice cream from where?
Mmmmm.
Why'd you laugh?
Mmmmm.
Mmmmm.
But where though?
They're all saying naps.
Fuck it.
We just spent 49 hours inside.
I did.
The least I could do is go do one small IRL segment
and then we do some games.
Yep.
Okay.
We do design it.
Hold on, we'll be look up a place.
See, we could go to a place that I know has good ice cream
and I know,
wait, you've had Jennies before.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm not really putting you on game then.
Denny's has a shop.
Did you wanna go?
Sure.
Or I know a different one.
What do you wanna do?
What do I make sense for you?
There is that one next to that one place
you wanna do that one time, you know, Toko?
There's, yeah, that works.
I mean, fuck it, we're right here.
Oh, okay, yeah, let's do that.
Fuck it.
Oh my God, food segment, let's go.
I'm feeling it here.
Oh my fucking God.
Oh, I'm fucking back.
Oh, we're so fucking back.
And then we're going home and play our six
Did you say Segi
W Segi guys, I have met my program awaiting contact. Are you did you actually mess with them?
Yeah, that's funny to see I mess with my plug every couple days
Well, it'll it'll give you time if I do the other if I do our six what we fix the monitors to go home
Because then I can react to clips from that. I still have not seen anything from the crazy. I didn't I don't want to watch it
Because I wanted to wait for chat
To have a W streamer if you're excited for that and they're all they're not they're gonna say sit up. Why do you say?
Are they really?
Segi's gonna catch on
I guess so.
Horizon.
Why is that store so fucking beautiful?
Yeah, fuck.
It actually irritated me.
For a Verizon store?
Yeah, why would I say so well?
Chad, have you looked at this Verizon store?
It's like a bright white exterior,
and the front of it has like,
it was like, gorgeous.
The way it was done, it was a
returnable Verizon store.
For no reason, wasn't it?
Ah, it's a good summer day.
Not a bad day.
It is not a bad segment.
What's a good summer day song?
Oh, hold on.
I have a song that you and I both love that we haven't heard in a minute.
You're gonna play Die Trying.
Oh, don't worry.
We've even heard this in a minute.
Hey!
I'm barely running
Oh, when I hit quads
It's just too many bodies
I don't like small talk
I'm always leaving early
And I met you and my eyes changed
And now you're in my heart
I'm running for you
We changed our hearts
Don't make these a celebration
And I wanna say
You're not in store
Ready, alright, already
I'm so good at this
I'm so good at this
Turn at me all the time
Turn at me
I'm so good at this
I'm just a star
I'm just a VJ
I'm so good at this
I'm just a VJ
I'm just a VJ
And if I knew you were cool
You'd be so cool for me
And I met you in my highest stage
I don't know why I think that I'm fucking talking to my life
And I'm big with a gun, hold on
Now every day's a celebration
And I wanna say
You're not so ready
All right, all right, all right
Baby, I'm so good at it
I'm so good at it
I'm so good at it
I'm so good at it
I'm so good at it
I'm so good at it
Oh
It does feel nice to actually experience the summer.
That's what it feels like we're about to go do.
Yeah.
I've never experienced somewhere at all. I've been inside.
I've been inside.
I've been a fucking incel inside.
Wait, you're gonna incel?
Well, I feel like so.
Hold on, hold on. Why are you feeling like an incel?
I feel like I am. I...
Hold on. I feel like so.
Okay, I thought you were gonna say an ingred, but...
Let me save it. I feel like I've been experiencing
when incel feels like they never go outside.
I've been going outside.
No, but you said you've been feeling like an incel,
which is like the concerning part,
Ideals of your adopting that make you flood your in-cell.
No, don't worry about that.
Just what ideals of your adopting that are making you feel like an in-cell is like the weird thing that I'm trying to understand.
I think... I'm gonna save it.
Save it? Right.
That women?
You think women are good at gaming?
They're doing great.
You think women are good at gaming?
They're doing great.
thing you had to add in there. They're doing great work and I think they should get money
every time they're on that period. So you think women should get handouts? Because why?
I'm on my period, you didn't give me money by the way. Because I don't believe in handouts
And I think that we should be letting them...
It's really getting bad.
I feel like, listen, I'm gonna save it.
I feel like women, there would be men without women.
Boom.
But men, the word men is spelled without the W-O.
It's quite literally men without women.
Right.
No, go ahead. One more opportunity.
Oh, I got this.
Uh, how about this? Stop talking.
I don't want to talk to you
you
you
you
you
you
Wait, where's my purse?
Huh?
Oh, that's bl- blimey.
Yeah.
That's it.
Gracias.
Vinada!
The bird was- what's the line? What the fuck was that?
It was Spanish.
Ah!
Vin- you don't even know!
Ah, Granada!
No, not Granada, bitch!
I said Vinada!
Viva!
Viva!
Oh, Viva!
Okay Dora, that had to be charged, that had to be charged, there was no world in which
that isn't charged, no?
Oh my God, it smells so sweet, I thought that was a different perfume.
Do you smell that?
That'd be air freshener.
Do you smell it?
Yeah, it smells like a sugar cookie.
Oh Jesus, yeah.
I sprayed it on the wall.
I feel like I'm in crumble.
Alright, we're going to be black for a second chat, just give us some time.
Yeah, we don't want to leave the car.
Is it enough?
I don't know if I'm allowed to, but you have to up your libido.
Oh, what happened to the car?
Oh my God, Rosie, this broke.
Alright.
It's fine.
That's so...
Okay, well, I'm glad they used fountains.
At least.
Were you going to uncover it?
No, not when I look like this.
This series business.
One sec, chat.
We're not act.
Let's give this a sec.
I'm good.
All right, okay.
This is actually for the word experience in summer.
We're not actin' fuckin' rats.
Well, no, they're fuckin' what?
rats you call them rats yes because they whenever I say something they always say
the opposite never heard them be called rats
they're saying me
little r6 rats what they love little r6 and rartens
Somebody just said Rosie is a bitch, is that guy a rat?
Yeah, he's a little rat.
Uh, you don't have to live like 5 million a year, we won't be long, so like, it'll be
fine.
It'll be great.
This does feel like I'm experiencing the summer though, low key.
Yeah, it does.
I feel like I haven't done anything like summer like, and it feels weird to go outside and
be like, wow, it is hot, maybe we should go get some ice cream.
Yeah, but now, actually being out here when it's hot.
Now I hate it.
I want to go back inside my cave and play a game.
I don't want to do this bullshit.
I don't want to keep an eye cover.
This is better than how I feel.
Okay, another amount of slide.
Bring me back in.
I've got enough sun for me.
We outside, we outside, we outside, we outside.
How's that?
Try that one?
Yeah.
But you suck though.
Why is that guy named Wyrgy Agent?
That actually pissed me off.
All right, hold on, wait, let me see where we're going.
Yeah, have you been to this actual spot?
I think one time.
I think?
This place, Kat, on Moputrol and Game,
is one of the best ice cream places.
You can get them in real life,
but you can also get their ice cream anywhere in the U.S.
from the store, and it'll be one of the best places
you've ever had.
It's really, really good.
I actually can't recommend it enough.
Wait, Rosy, I just realized where we are.
Yeah, me too.
We have a fucking problem. I'm not gonna lie.
We might have a fucking issue.
Wait!
I didn't know that this was the bars?
Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
You weren't an alcoholic. You go out so much.
Oh, you wanna tell a story then?
But, uh...
Wait, can we tell them a club story?
Uh, I think Emily already told the data.
Okay.
So, I don't care about the other data.
Can you say the name of your names?
Uh, yeah, I don't have the name names.
So Chad, we all went out, remember I said our friend, like,
our friends, like, convinced me to go out, we all went out and hung out,
and we actually went to like a bar, and this guy tried to get close
to me, Emily, and Maya, and like kind of go into the group.
And all of our, like, friends were around us,
because we knew that people were sort of seeing us
and stuff like that.
And he was gonna be weird.
So this guy tries to push past Jeff to get near us.
And shout out Jeff, Jeff wasn't having no bullshit.
So you know young Jeff, Jeff pushed it back.
And he was like, no, no, no.
And the guy pushed Jeff again.
I watched it happen.
The guy pushed Jeff again and Jeff goes,
yo, go around me.
Like stop trying to get in this group.
And the guy pushes Jeff back.
And it makes, we probably have like,
It's like three girls like me, Maya and Emily.
And then there's like, probably like 10 guys.
And every single one of these guys all sprung into action.
Me, Maya and Emily get flung to the back of the group
and then all of our guy friends are all like,
sprung into action and they're all like, fuck no.
And especially for Jeff too, everybody loves Jeff.
They're like, don't fuck with Jeff.
So like, everybody jumps in and they go
to beat this guy's ass.
And I'm talking like, it turns into a 1v15
where like, this guy's like trying to talk shit.
And then everybody's like, they're not even trying to fight him, they're just trying to get him to like, stop.
Cause he's the one who's being like, weird.
Uh, so anyways, yeah, shout out to my heroes, bro.
Where is he included?
Bitch.
That felt so much worse.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
This is the best ice cream.
I think that's actually pretty good, I'll try it.
I've never had it before.
This is, I see, you can buy this child at the top.
This is the best ice cream I've ever had.
It's great.
The milkiest chocolate.
Double, double the milk.
Grim, burly, grim, grim, burly, crisp.
These look so banana crumbly.
Hi, can you help?
Do you know what you want, or do you want to look at these down here too?
I'll have a look at the door, look.
Can we look at the world we used to live in now?
Thank you.
Woodman and Taffy.
These look awesome.
That looks good.
Confetti, brownie, butter.
Kampak, s'mores.
That's so kind.
Coffee.
Oh, sorry.
Excuse us.
Coffee.
Coffee and birthday seeds.
Oh, and then it would eat down your eyes.
Oh, the cheese.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, wait, these are different.
Dairy free, here they are.
They're all the same.
OK.
How's coffee?
Do you know what you want?
Yeah, I'm going to get the hash book.
OK.
I think I'm going to do the gooey butterfake.
OK.
We're going to pick a smaller one.
I'm going to pick a bigger one.
Can I just do the smallest one?
Smallest one.
I'll do the hash book.
OK.
Yeah, that's really fine.
Do you want a little hungry butterfake?
Yes, please.
Oh, no, no, no, just a, uh, uh, come, it's fine.
Uh, no, I'm okay.
What about you?
Huh?
What about you?
For what?
Do you want any fly-copping?
No, I'm good.
Just smoke up.
Oh, that's gonna be so damn...
Oh, I'm so excited.
We should have lucky come here and do a stream and we'd try it on your favorite.
That's a good idea.
Wait, they eat a phone.
Down, shoulder, arm, and grill.
Wait.
Thank you!
Oh, and then, what do you think?
Oh, and then what do you want the coffee?
Just the same kind of coffee.
Thank you.
This is fire.
Wait?
That's a small one.
I think that's so much ice cream.
That's a tiny small one.
Can I be honest?
Yeah.
The last time I ever bought this set of tubs is a dark time in my life.
I didn't want all the ice cream because I wanted to save the calories.
So I dug through the entire tub and I only ate the caramel and the cake pieces.
And then I threw the rest of the away.
This feels like someone's lost meal of happiness.
And then back to the question.
It's like you don't have a little glimpse of nice and then you're gone but that's awesome.
And then I'm going back over to the other side for this.
Yes, thanks.
Thank you so much.
oh sandwich
they're higher
okay, hold on, come over here
that means good morning by the way
did you see the fucking Ohio tree?
oh, you must have read it
sit
That's not bad, right?
Is this what summer and life is like, or I'm going to get a taste?
The best ice cream?
How's that?
Wow.
That's a smile.
Oh my god, it's so good.
That's a smile. I haven't seen that in a minute.
A smile.
I didn't smile at all during the arts exam ever.
I didn't see a single one.
I swear I did. Like right in the beginning?
No.
Never?
No, I saw Dr. Disrespect at the beginning.
That was an interesting decision.
Bro, you know what? We got 30K lights.
You see that?
At 35K lights, there's no scuba-riant.
And everybody said, there's no way she's not just doctor this friend.
I did not look like a dog that much.
What about me screams doctor?
Actually, don't even know.
I didn't know there was an operating code to protect her.
I had no idea.
Do you want to have an operation?
Do you want to have an operation?
Is that the operator here?
Do you want me to do this for you?
Yeah.
Grab it.
Dennis, keep holding your things.
This is dope.
I'm gonna get a little bit of that.
A little bit of that as well.
Or a bit of the same bite.
A little bit of that.
Thanks.
Is it gas?
That is pretty good.
You wanna try mine?
Sure.
Wait, is this actual cake in it?
Yes.
Oh, fuck.
That is really good.
Clear, doesn't it?
Yeah.
This is the best ice cream I've put everyone.
It's not gonna add chat on God, it's not.
Can I try some of your roof?
No.
I'm going to anyway.
Okay.
Mine's better than yours.
Mine's better.
Sure.
You know mine's better.
Loki, though, if you took half a scoop of this and half a scoop of the coffee, it makes
it.
Yeah, if you can mine them, then that's it.
No.
It's mine.
No, it's mine.
No.
Rosie, what if I took a little bit?
No, mine.
Rosie, you're watching your girlish figure.
Girlish?
And I know I've been getting thinner you're also watching yours, but when I translate right now, you can't even see me look oh
My god, where'd she go this dinner? Oh?
Sorry, let's try this again ready. Oh my god. That's dinner
Let's try
It didn't hit as much as I wanted to try it.
Yeah.
So a bit of that.
But it's not a batch out.
See already, I think the integrity of the butter cake is not as good as the coffee.
Why?
Because I can't one-handed.
See?
Whereas I can easily one-hand this.
Boom.
Why did somebody just say...
No, that's Pete.
That's so good combined.
combined
Is it?
I didn't think I'd get the bite
Sorry, I forgot to stop on somebody saying
Senna, I've noticed you sort of find shirts that
fit you lately
Look at that
What does that even mean?
I've always bought shirts that fit me
Damn, a girl can't have an oversized moment?
Am I not allowed to have one?
Wait
Where are they?
I think it's time to talk about our feelings.
Oh, I'm good.
I'm gonna open up bathroom stuff.
Oh, I'm sorry to go on that.
During the R6 marathon,
when I wanted to prep something,
the one thing I wished was that you were there.
I'm gonna just sock you right in the shoulder.
Okay.
Here you go.
I'm glad you did the R6 marathon, you know?
I've sort of showed a lot of courage
and it meant that I got to see you a lot less,
which felt really good.
I really enjoyed it, and I actually recommend the second one.
I think you should run it back.
You can do it.
You can fucking do it.
Well, Rosie, I'm not gonna do it unless you help.
I'll help from afar, like what?
You put the money bag you gave me to the moderate.
What are you talking about?
Are you slow?
Anyway, I thought you were gonna do it.
No?
Anyway, as I was saying.
Yeah.
What else?
Let's talk about some objective truth.
I like our chat of saying, they're blending you and saying you have no good ideas and that's why I play our thing.
Look what we are right now, guys.
This is technically my idea.
Look what we are right now. This is a great idea.
This is my creative direction right here.
We're really good today, girl.
Yeah, by the way, I have bad news.
And then, mums are alive.
Things are going to be getting a little all over the place.
A little bit.
But for good reason.
We'll have to start taking some time off to work on some stuff.
One's going to assume that it's upcoming in August and we'll be good.
So unfortunately, I'll be doing stuff, but there's some things I have to be gone for
to get done.
You know what I mean?
going to be seeing a tweet soon from her that says take emoji burger emoji
hot dog emoji loading I can't wait I'm a traitor right now I can't wait no
because the last time I said emojis they said you are not party stop
It's not big cryptic
I don't think it's a very big cryptic
Wait here, skip this way
Skip this way
That's a key
That's a key
And the code you have turned
And that's not going to get there
Oh, that's right
It's still going to act
I know
All right, you ready to go back?
Yeah
We're going to carry it
We're close
Wow, W summer segment
That was fun some of us fun and now it's over back to the summer was good this year. It's all the fun
I really need it to be honest
Hmm
Literally is where we were. Yeah, this is
Yeah, we have a fucking problem chat. We were drunk here the other night. It was awful. I mean it was really fun, but like oh
Oh, yeah, I didn't even tell them. Did you? Oh, did I get to tell you about the guy that I saw?
It was the guy that was walking by here.
I ran into you guys, they knew who I was, they took a picture of me, and they said,
Hi. And I'm walking by and this guy stops me.
We could walk, and he goes,
Yo, you went to such-and-such school, right?
And he said, my high school.
And I was like,
Should you do it?
No.
He said, my actual high school, like, from school, and I was like,
Yeah, what, what?
And he goes,
Yeah, no, he goes,
He goes I was a grade below you but you were in class with my brother and he said his brother's name
And I was like something I know that name and he said another person named that I did know
And I was like fuck and he goes yeah, but like we don't really know each other though
I just know you went to that school because he was after that
I've kind of seen your stuff and I'm tapping you and so like that my brother knows you and he's like nice to meet you
They have a good night. He walked away. I was like what are the odds I've run into somebody from my high school here
Isn't that kind of crazy?
Right
I thought this was one of the hot ones, the red one.
It's pretty sweet.
No, I just want so much candy.
It's crazy.
No, you don't have any.
Holy.
No.
No.
It's what I do.
Do not.
Do not.
But how am I supposed to get off?
I'm so ridiculous.
Don't even consider.
What?
What?
Yeah, I didn't...
God...
It's... I don't wanna waste it!
I'm talking to you.
Okay, I'll waste it fucking quick.
That's what I was like.
Oh my fucking god.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that helped.
It's fine.
There.
I'm just not gonna wipe pure ice cream on there, and why would I waste it?
That makes no sense.
Now it's fine.
Oh, it's my phone.
Like, like...
What dirty germs are on it?
My hands?
You do some fucking weird shit.
What weird shit do I do?
You do some fucking weird shit.
Like what?
QR6 for one.
And you have to do it for some reason.
You laugh at it.
You laugh at it.
You laugh at it.
You laugh at it.
You laugh at it.
All right, go ahead.
Uh, that's pretty much nothing to lie.
That's pretty much it.
Yeah, this is circuitous fun.
She's like it.
I love the meaning.
No, because the way you're eating it, you do it.
Dude, you just did it.
It's pretty good.
Mmm, that's quite delicious.
Okay.
Oh, it is more like soup.
You know the best way to eat ice cream is,
like no joke. You swirl your spoon around in it until it becomes a milkshake and then you drink it.
Does it melt down? I guess. No, actually check, check. No. Like one of your swirlers. Actually don't do that
because that means something different on it. Swirl? Yeah.
It's like a slur. No. It's not a slur to make the one.
You said what? It is not a slur to make the one.
You'll get paid for making my slates.
If you make a brandy, what?
Do you make money on that one?
No.
Ask Rage.
Didn't he make Jutt?
Hey Rage.
Oh my god.
This was such a good stuff.
My mental health is a story.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Man, 30 minutes slato.
Oh.
Man, 30 minutes slato.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
30 minutes later, it's all back down to the thing.
It's all back down hill, so let's do it now.
I don't even want to risk it.
Don't you fucking dare!
You were gonna put your ice cream on my car?
I didn't know what to do!
Are you insane?
Look, that was split in your car.
Okay, here, just hit it to me.
Yeah, it is. Go for it.
Yeah, thank you very much.
Yeah, it is, yeah.
Who's kidding me?
No, I didn't know.
He was asking about the camera.
Wait, did you get the ice cream?
No, oh yeah.
So far away.
Okay, give me the magnum.
you
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It's fucking shut. I've been slapping your ice cream the whole time.
I did not mean it.
I did not mean it. I didn't mean it.
Can I please have one OLED monitor to please?
Hey Rosie, no!
Now you're definitely not getting an OLED monitor.
Fuck!
Rosie, my fits!
No!
Stop, stop, stop, don't!
Just move, just, just, just hold that.
Hey!
Oh fuck!
Why?
Oh my god, it's gonna get sticky!
My mom is now fucking sticky.
Hold on, I'm putting you down chat, I'm gonna speed around the shit.
What's this?
What's this?
This is going to fucking disappear right in front of you.
Fuck, it's so globed.
Okay?
This is awful, Compile.
Why is this what we're doing today?
Yeah.
No!
The ADS thing, the ADS thing.
This angle is so weird.
What do you mean?
I just don't like this between your legs, you're blopping it like that, it's a weird angle.
Okay.
I think I can go faster.
The poem is so, uh, like, thick.
Uh, check up on me if you, uh, think this angle is worth it.
Guys, would you like a sip of this?
Oh my god.
It's not a good look, this is a terrible look for me.
No, you're good.
It's not a good look.
Give me some hit markers.
I don't know what the fucking dirt...
This is an uncomfortable amount of silence going into this right now. I don't know, I don't like ear rub. This angle is weird. This is such a weird angle.
Why do you say claws?
The cord! It's the cord!
Do you think that has moved a little bit?
No, you think you've polished that shelf. Speed ran that shit.
Having a possible climb down.
Also Josh made a good point, he said you do this all the time but you leave it closer.
That is actually true. If you get way too far forward like this.
That's your fault.
There it is.
Give me a bowl, dumbass.
You're actually so dumb.
Here you go.
Alright, vamos!
What are you fucking doing?
Today has been an actually dumb day.
We're not doing anything today. It's just been nothing.
Alright, let me nap home.
Alright, time to fix the monitors and then play games.
Yeah.
Are you actually don't refuse to pass them there? Yeah, I'm down. We can put another day if you're not
No, if you're busy like we don't have to play. I'm not fucking no
Here's the if you're not asking. Let's just fucking no, but if you're busy then I can also play just r6 and you can just
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I'm not really a lost on it, I guess, but this, she gets a reaction on it.
If I tell the ones I'll never say enough cause it was not set to you
And that's exactly what I need to do with fighting
It ain't no way we can do this
Should I give up or should I just be chasing pain with
He had to get you away from letting me live
I put you again
Or should I just keep chasing him again?
Just keep chasing him again
Even if I am brought by him again
I feel myself
And fly around in circles waiting as my heart drops
And my back begins to tingle finally
Could this be the end?
I'm about to send you back to your old boss.
Fuck you
Maybe I'll be moving on
And I think it should be something
I don't wanna hold back
Maybe you should know that
My mama don't like you
She likes everyone
What mama?
Bonnie! I said Bonnie!
What mama?
Say you think I was wrong
What are we talking about?
You don't have a dad
Where is your mama?
You don't have a dad
I didn't say my mama said Bonnie
I don't know where the mama is
I said Bonnie doesn't like you
You didn't say Bonnie
I said Bonnie
It could be called saying mama
You don't have a dad!
No, I don't have a dad.
You got no dad!
Fuck. Sorry.
Actually, I'm really self-sufficient. I'm still really upset about it.
I haven't really recovered from it.
And it's also a mental health week or something. I'm pretty sure.
Is it?
No, it's a month.
No, you guys had a month. Isn't it over? It's kind of over.
It's a month.
Wait, what's the day? Now we go on day left.
One more day left?
Yeah.
Someone's coming.
Someone asked her.
At least my mom came back.
Today's really going to be a good day. I love this day.
This is a good day.
No, but did he? So I thought. So shut the fuck up.
Yeah, my dad did come back, his name is Diddy.
Sauce.
The Dragon Ball creator said Pokemon Vendor.
He had the name Diddy Sauce before the allegations
on Diddy Puff came out.
And then he unfortunately had the same similar name.
So now he struggled with his entire fucking career,
but he still goes, Spare not will!
And then he leaned more into Pokemon Vendor
and he makes a lot of money doing it.
Oh, that's right.
I need to talk to him about Gengar.
No, you've really done it.
I do, actually.
I need to call him.
Cause that was like the card you really wanted, right?
I don't, I don't care.
No, you did say you really wanted that card.
I forgot about that.
I think it's time for you to pack it out and sublop.
I did forget about that, so.
You wouldn't even know what a God pack was if you saw it.
Oh my God.
Get the fuck away from me.
Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie, stop mainsplaining fucking
Pokemon cards with me.
You've been using them for three fucking weeks.
I've been using my cards my whole goddamn life.
And just because you watched Natalie, okay?
and you and you jerk off because I'm not doing that.
That's not anybody's problem.
I've never done that.
That's not nobody's problem.
It's not your own.
There's no problem but your own.
It's not my fault that you jerk off the Natalie TikTok.
I didn't do that.
I've never, ever, you cannot accuse me of something
I've never done.
Yeah, no, no, here's the thing.
What I'm not gonna do is have you treat me
like I don't know Pokemon cards
because the one source that you have
is a girl who shakes her titties into camera.
And then you're like, oh my God, I'm so sad
that she's taking her boobs,
that I had to see it at 4 a.m.
You sound like a fucking pouty face.
Pouty face.
You sound like an inset.
No, no, because it's just something I support what she does.
I don't support the fact that you were like, that's so sad that she's shaking her boobs.
I didn't say that.
That's what you did.
I did it.
That's how you said it.
No, that's exactly what you did.
No.
I'm so sad.
No.
I understand that.
I thought she only opened packs.
Rosie, Rosie, shut the fuck up, okay?
You're, I know what it is, you're from anybody but you, and get the ice cream bowls.
Yeah, I mean, but you still wouldn't know what it got back was if you opened it. So just let me just I'll be around
You don't even know an SIR. No, this is not how you keep downstairs that day.
Sina.
Sina, you won't believe what happened.
My feet got ruined.
And I said, how did it get ruined?
Sina.
I followed this girl because I thought she opened packs and it turns out she
does only fans and it's like brother like it's a pair of titties you'll be okay
you know what I mean she still opens packs it doesn't matter but you you
you're the one who made it bad you are I didn't make it bad at all I just said
Ah, that sucks. Now I'm gonna unfollow her, because she doesn't post the content I'm looking for on Instagram.
Somebody said, why is that bad? That's verbatim what I said to him.
He literally goes, sit down. But then I followed her, and now my whole Instagram feed is just her posting sexy photos.
I never said that.
And I said, aw, poor you.
Stop using poor you!
I never use.
You're a fucking pervert.
We didn't talk about it. You are a fucking pervert.
Ironic, by the way.
How am I a per-
I'm mute. How the fuck am I a pervert? How am I a pervert? How am I a pervert? You speak like a fucking incel.
You literally said earlier today I was on an incel arc. You said you did.
Is it unmuted? Somebody said who is Natalie asking for a friend. Where do you want to tell them?
I'm not a thug, I'm not a thug.
Did it die?
Yes.
Chat?
She is never holding the camera ever again.
She's banned.
Did it die?
She's banned.
Wait.
Who said ZoysOy?
Why are things the Goy?
They saw the old 12 days of the Zoyle trailer when we were recording.
Wait, I never got to see that!
I didn't get to see it, they're saying it as well.
Why is that there?
What SD card did you put on our camera?
An old one.
Fuck, what a day.
What do we even do? What do we do? We're unemployment maxing.
I am feeling particularly unemployed today, I'm not gonna lie. I am feeling particularly
unemployed. I wanted to turn the air a little hot. And I didn't know how long this segment
was gonna go so I just like make sure to the case I'm getting sweaty they never
found out Natalie's friend name they're asking for a friend they want Natalie's
name I don't fucking know it's not that's all I know there's no no no no no the
tiktok you showed me what was what was crazy do you remember the one the one
was jiggle physics no okay so this is where you're mistaken again because you
you have the fucking intellect of a toad,
because you fucking don't remember shit.
That's the size of your fucking brain,
because the one I showed you was her opening ETVs,
where there was nothing like that.
Then you went through her TikTok,
and then you found ones like they went,
wait, this is who you're watching?
It was you, you did that.
You.
Me?
Me?
Is there a song dedicated to a Natalie I think?
No.
Just one.
No.
There's gotta be a song dedicated to a Natalie somewhere.
This is you.
How's it happening?
Your Prius isn't working.
Fuck.
My fucking Prius?
Your Prius isn't working very well.
It's not a Prius.
It's not a Prius.
Can you fix the lens? I'll fix your fucking skull in a second.
It's okay, I'll play it when we get inside.
Come on, good.
We can end the segment.
That'd be sexy though.
I mean, I could just do this.
You got ten gifts there.
Okay, thank you.
Casos dingleberries
Crazes that they don't understand
Was it Caso dingleberries?
Yo, what's that guy's problem, real, like, that ass?
He should be around sometimes, and he should be dropping gifteids
And it's cool, but, like, what do you think he was doing where he was like
I want to name myself Caso dingleberries, like, that ass
I wasn't Caso
Fucking idiot, so obvious
I wasn't in Casos, right?
Oh, you're a genius
I wonder what he was doing
He was urinatory
And I went the star is the
No, and I went the star
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Tryna goon to boo-oo-oo-oo.
It holds you wrong on the other side.
Toon me, toon me, toon!
I just realized our clears here.
You're not your fucking media.
Oh, I'm back here.
Body!
Body!
Yeah.
Body!
Yeah.
Do I need more? I need some pocket to move.
No! Enough! Next segment.
Oh, you look beautiful!
Thank you. I'm not thinking about that.
Okay, she looks too beautiful to listen to this remix. I can't sing it to her.
No, actually, fuck off. Let's do the next segment.
W segment, skip segment,
Next segment.
We have to do the JBL in order to do it.
in order to do it. This is the segue to the next segment. No, fuck the segue. It's a bad segue.
Walking to the moon. Come on Rosie. So it's me when I see Zolobendova. No, no.
Walking to the moon. Hey, trying to go to you. Let's see, like that part is not here.
I like the key shift.
In hopes you're on the other side
Goonin' to me too!
Come on.
I'm playin' Austin's
I'm gonna T-Rank
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Oh, this is not me.
I feel like, I feel like...
Right.
This is a very inefficient system.
I like it, but something like, I don't know...
It's a very inefficient system.
I always put some...
Well, I don't know, they had a key.
I'll be shitting you again.
Talk, excuse us.
You can't say, you can't sing that when you...
Okay, let's go over here.
Let's get away from the audience.
Okay.
Rosie?
Alright.
I know that, uh, maybe D-Ranked in R6, but you can't give her shit about it when you're such a shit gamer.
I am better than her already at R6. I'm actually...
I don't believe you.
I've never lost a game.
I don't believe you.
I watch your gameplay in Trashit Games.
You have a tattoo about you being Trashit Games.
No, that's me completing a game 83 hours by the way. Beat it.
A lot of people in the game.
Did you beat it? Wait, how did you do on that game?
I was really busy.
How did you do on the egg non-game?
I was really busy.
Really? This doesn't really matter to us.
What do you think's a better game?
Oh, wait, hold on.
Becky, that was you outside the bathroom the whole time?
Huh?
She said huh?
Wait, I was thinking that was you outside the bathroom.
No, I was just outside.
I thought it was you.
So when I opened the door, I thought you were still right there.
And then I was thinking, gooting to you.
And Becky, I'm so sorry if you heard my bad singing.
No, I'm fucking kidding.
Okay.
Blimey, this is a random question, right?
Yeah.
Uh, and I mean this like so respectfully.
Uh huh.
And we love her in my heart.
Of course.
Can you go on the zip line?
No, that's not our back.
Yeah.
What the fuck is that?
It's a zip line.
It's a zip line.
And you made it?
Uh, no.
Thankfully not.
I did come up with the idea and I did order the supplies, but actually Arthur and Julia
are the ones who engineered it.
Jesus.
It's German engineering like a German engineering.
Yep.
That is.
It's your car.
It's also a German car.
W engineering.
It is.
Nine.
It comes before ten.
Anyway.
Who needs to be you?
Wait, can you guys actually report this?
Yeah.
FL segment?
FL segment.
Wait.
actually afford this.
Yeah.
FL segment?
FL segment.
Please was he please.
No.
This is very cute.
I like how your shirt says evicted.
Oh wait, no.
No, but I was close to being evicted after the way
that the room looked, but not quite
entirely. Yeah.
I've never done anything like that before.
That's just really out of control saying that.
You're actually a fucking freak.
Yeah. How dare you break your monitor?
Do you even know where this game broke? Because we can tell the story.
No! Just leave the line. Let's just fucking do the...
You did it because Rosie at Loving House will help and so forth?
Yeah. Yeah.
No, we just love these particular ticktocks.
No, I don't.
No, Rosie loves these ticktocks.
No, actually, no. This is getting annoying, because now you're...
Now, Mr...
Fuck you.
You know, Mr. Representing Me's my friends.
I don't... She's not my fucking friend.
But you're Mr. Presenting Me's other people.
That's old.
Oh, you're getting a little over your head today.
Wait, where's the thing?
Rosie just came down one day, and he was really sad.
Holy fuck, I just don't want to tell stories you tell wrong every time.
No, here's the thing. Here's what he did. He did his exact face.
That's not what happened.
He did. And he goes like this.
I'm really upset.
That's not what I said.
And I said to Peter Frost, I said, what's wrong Rosie?
And he goes,
That's not how it went.
Last night I followed this girl because I thought that she opened Pokemon packs.
And I followed her on Instagram and then he goes,
but I just found out that all she does is post sexy photos.
Again, I never use those words.
That is not what happened.
What is calm?
Who does it?
So I was at TikTok and it was a girl opening a center
here at ECB.
She didn't know what the fuck that is,
but it's a Pokemon set, so it actually
was hard to get at these days.
And it was a really good TikTok.
I was like, oh, I'm texting it.
Going to you.
Damn.
Go on, you were telling the thing I should do it.
It was a really good TikTok, actually.
She edited it very well, and I was like,
okay, it's cool, good challenge,
opening every UTB from the same heroes
until she gets to the trick or two.
And then I was like, okay, I'm not gonna follow her
on TikTok, we're gonna do that, it runs the FIP.
I'm gonna follow her on Instagram,
because it was the first link,
there's the first thing you see on her account
is an Instagram.
The first link, were there more links?
You look on her account, and it just says,
my Instagram is this, I clicked on it.
It went there, I followed, that was it.
Then I woke up in the morning,
and my Instagram is a little different
than the day before and I was like, hmm, interesting.
And then I was like, I wonder why?
And then I clicked on her account and I realized
that the same pinned reel is the same tick,
the first pin reel is the same tick tock
that I watched that before, okay?
I think you're gonna worry about it.
Not whatsoever, okay?
And then I realized that isn't the only content
she posts, that door is open.
What's content?
Yeah, it is.
Did you ask for content?
No.
You can't do it.
Don't worry about him.
You actually would get along with him.
Oh my god.
Oh, okay.
Anyway, so then I realized she posts more than just Pokemon, okay, and it was, it infected
my, my Instagram, okay, and nothing wrong with that if you want to do that, nothing
wrong with it, but I don't want to own my Instagram, that's all.
I just don't want that kind of content on my, on my Instagram.
So then I unfollowed her, and I set it to Synna because I did it in the moment, and then she
just made a fucking joke out of it, and this represented me to all my friends.
Who comes down here and is like, here's the worst part.
Okay, you come out of the room how about this who comes out of the room at like 9 a.m.. That didn't happen
Like and it's like sad
No
Just talking and then I saw it oh shit that was it
And you're a girl and tech talk opens up packs hey, you're doing great. You're not saved from Rosie. No
That's not fucking true.
Do you know that Natalie Emote?
Wait, who's Natalie?
That was the girl's name.
Because he said her name on stream.
I didn't say her name on stream. No, no, no.
I'm watching her.
Okay, no.
Oh my god.
I'm actually so sick of this shit.
I never said her name, by the way.
They just knew who it was.
What time of night did you follow her Instagram?
You already know that.
What time?
It was like 2am.
Because we got back and I was scrolling.
No, I can explain.
That's the new political.
That is.
There's really good hours.
I can explain.
I can explain.
And you know who can advocate for me?
Diddy.
That is a terrible advocate.
That is a horrible law of you just do.
Diddy source.
Terrible law of still.
You've already ruined it.
Because all I do late at night, I doomstroll.
Tick tock, Pokemon pack openings, that's what I do.
Dude, she's gone.
So fucking ruin my fucking life.
Your pain is someone I'm not, I don't appreciate it.
I know that I fuck up a lot, but don't worry.
I actually have things to do.
What?
No.
No.
No.
What?
No.
I'm going to undo what I've done, okay. I'm going to undo what I've done.
Cool the next eight of a vibe because I can just leave.
I've got a box to speak to Kenton, so I can tell him not to hurt us and go away.
Oh, hell no.
She bound a soul to this house called Kenton.
It's not from this house.
He's an Ernie, which is actually a Japanese...
Who did you find him to?
Well, he's an army.
Oh my god, Bucky!
This is your fault!
Me!
Are you serious?
What the fuck?
I mean...
You lied to me!
I didn't mean to say it!
You're like that person who films an animal dying instead of helping them.
got the fucking shot
This wasn't my fault
Why are you crying over school
I was just thinking like, genuinely in that moment.
I was like, I'm having the worst luck.
I literally sat down to go do something, like as a bit.
And then as I did, I sat down, I was like, oh my god, I used to be in school for engineering.
And like, I've spent the past like about fucking Kenton gooning to Natalie and fighting over a fucking Shake Shack very well
It's dumb asses a ghost box
Why is there a zipline in my backyard?
Wait, what's your early murders? You destroyed one?
I think the thing that you said destroying your monitor over a fucking video game is probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard
Yep
And then we get ice cream
I'm so glad she got first-rounded in Marvel Rivals
Oh, you fucking suck though
You do fucking suck
You're a garbage of games.
You're a garbage.
Holy shit.
You're a kind of garbage.
You're one of the worst.
Without you alive, bitch.
Yeah.
I could sell you a better gamer than Rosie.
No, you're not.
Because you quit and you're not.
I mean, lookie, she clapped your teeth.
She unmoved him.
She clapped his five hours and then she clicked.
Mm-mm-mm.
I mean, lookie, you clapped your teeth, bitch.
And you know what?
If I was you, I wouldn't take that.
At least I wasn't such a bad gamer at hanging on that I
ended up trying to finish her because I'm crazy.
Mm.
And he attacked you about it, so I was permanently in.
I'm not gonna lie.
I would not take numbers if she low-key clocked her shit, I can't allow it to you.
Shut the fuck up. Shut up.
I have to say, try. I beat Egynon.
I fucking dominated that fucking game.
I beat that shit with 83 fucking hours and I left a negative review.
I'm not gonna lie, buddy. I wouldn't think that I would do that.
At least I'm...
Stable.
Hey! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
I told you to get the fuck out of here!
That would work. I got really close. I got close and I was right there, but it wasn't enough.
Alright, sorry.
I guess. W Segi, I guess.
Wait, do you have any questions for Kenton when I go talk to him?
I'm going to be honest. I think being Kenton are mad cool. I don't even think we got to talk like that for real.
You and Kenton have a little in common.
Like what?
You're from the same hometown.
Mexico?
What? Kenton's Japanese!
So you think that because I'm part Japanese I gotta be from Japan?
Well he's an Ernie.
It's a tongue-tongue that shit. It's actually pissing me off.
I actually do feel like I have way too much of a...
Yeah you do. It's pissing me off.
Bonnie.
I think we're gonna run back to R6 Marathon.
But I think we're gonna land it this time.
So I'm gonna have Rosie have a setup behind me.
No!
And when Rosie gets all the way to ranked, we're gonna play non-stop until we both get to gold.
So you couldn't carry you?
Huh?
This is what I do.
He couldn't carry?
Rosie could not carry me in a game.
Rosie can barely carry anything up the stairs.
Here's how the gamers go, OK?
Rosie could barely carry anything up the stairs.
I literally, by the way, had to carry both my monitors
so Rosie couldn't carry them.
So he could not carry.
You at the bottom, then Rosie, then me.
That's how this works.
Huh?
No, no, no.
She's, yeah.
Yes.
You at the bottom, you two at the top.
She said she's better than both of us, by the way, in games.
She can pretend.
I actually don't want that. It smells awful.
Is it a shake of sandwich?
I like, there was a part of me that was like,
wanted to smack that shit out of my brain.
Yeah.
Her shake is already gone, so I don't...
I'm already having a fucking bad day already.
Well, whose fault is that, Bonnie?
Literally, you are.
It's Rosie.
Oh, shoot, it was my fucking fault.
And here's the thing, Bonnie, I haven't had ice cream in a minute.
That milkshake was so good.
Oh my god, two sips.
of this please let me enjoy my two sips that was one wow be really
important we just talk the whole time yeah I guess you're ruin it no sorry
you don't want you don't know sit you're gonna sit looks like as well as shit in
the morning
you're trolling oh no we're gonna let you do that though
I just don't know what's going on.
No, no, no, no! I need that! It's my food!
Bitch!
That's what my little gun got from our finished 10 hours experience.
Actually, that's disgusting.
That's the Batman!
Hold on, wait.
That is the only way to do it.
Sorry, that doesn't make me look awful.
Fucking bad.
Don't worry, I didn't shit myself.
Yes.
Why?
What?
Are you actually running back to Marathon?
Yeah.
I'm really...
No, not right now, but I do need to.
I can't go on a bitch for it. I can't.
You know what I mean? Don't...
I think I dual-hew it.
And I think I get Rosie on the game,
you're gonna medic it, and we do it.
Why do we make it fucking mean?
I didn't think you needed to break from me.
When you? Yeah, from the game.
From the game. Oh, sorry.
Bad comments. What were you saying?
No, I think that we should be hanging out more.
Oh, no.
No. Okay, let's go first.
Yeah, that's what we have to do now, that you're done with the marathon.
So...
I think I'm busy that day, actually.
She does have a collaborative case on coming up.
No, he's going to come like that.
So she has a collaborative case on coming up.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm trying to make it mine.
No, I'm gonna kill myself.
Oh.
But he's gonna die soon anyway, so...
Oh, see you in the afterlife.
Why?
I wanna call him up there, but I'm trying to get those...
Sit up!
You're fucking so close to my head that he yells at me, so...
Yeah, that's it, that's it.
Senna, you have nothing else to do now, right?
What are you talking about? I'm not mad busy, look at me.
Strathing the crest.
That's how I like him.
I'm sorry, I can't talk like this.
Baca.
No, Baca, I'm like so serious though, where's this thing?
If you start crawling on walls and shit, I'm like, I mean this so respectfully, because I just want to make it clear first.
I love you. You're a really good friend, and you've done a lot for me.
And you know, through the trials and tribulations of us not being friends and then becoming friends and growing together,
I've learned a lot about you.
And so I just want to start by saying that because I love you so much, I'm honest with you.
And bitch, if you start crawling onto him walls, I'm leaving your ass here in this house and I'm moving the fuck out.
I'm not helping you. Genuinely I'm not.
I'm going to start crawling on walls, but only because I'm going to go rock climbing too. Does that count?
That's technically crawling on walls.
So you think that Kenton's not going to put that way?
What do you have against drugs like yourselves?
No, I'm going to ask an elite.
There's just nothing there to leave.
Are you going to give them a true rating like a regular?
So basically what happens in a similar Etsy and I find mystery box money.
One of them said mystery entity bag.
And I thought, okay, it's a bag, it's like they probably come and it's going to be something like a toy.
Right. I waited a few days, nothing was arriving.
So I go to my messages, I go to like the info.
It said that it was an entity's spiritual bind
and nothing will be sent in the mail.
They'll send me a text document with more information
whenever the spell has been complete.
So then she messes me up,
hello sweetie, the spell has been complete.
I've completed the bind and I read it
and it's basically saying that she is a person
from the cult who binds spirits to people.
A cult?
The occult.
practices the occult. Which occult?
The occult, not the occult.
I have no idea much about it. I've only found out a lot about it over the past three days, because I've been tweaking.
So, essentially the text document, I write it with Rosie-Ems-Will, says that he's a seven-foot blue being,
Oni, who has red eyes and red horns.
Yeah, thanks, sir.
And his name is Kenton. His birthday is in August.
And he has a dry sense of humor.
He's made her laugh multiple times.
And he is a revenge demon.
So if somebody gets me upset, he goes
and he helps get revenge for me.
I don't have anything to do with that.
Rosie, why'd you knock a lover's shake like that, Ben?
That's kind of weird.
It was fucking weird.
That was just weird that you knocked that over on Bruce Lee.
It wasn't me, can't tell you.
That was just so weird.
I'm sorry that Rosie did that to you.
I am really sorry.
Kenson sees everything.
He sees everything.
Oh, he's the Twitch viewer?
Oh my god, hey Ken, make sure you subscribe, bro.
Quick front.
No, so anyway, so apparently he likes offerings, right?
So possibly, this is what she says.
Beef jerky, raw meat, black candles, red candles,
a bunch of other stuff, I have no idea.
If you ignore him and you don't give him these offerings,
which I have refused to, because I don't know what
anything to do with any of this.
He will start seeking attention in negative ways.
So, so far, we've had the doorbell ring
at four in the morning, no one was there.
Oh my God, that did happen.
It's not weird.
I checked the cameras.
Oh, GG.
I'm never staying in this house ever again.
I'm so good.
What about our LAN party?
No, I didn't get far.
No ghosts.
Well, if you don't really have an option though,
it's kind of the thing you find on our contracts.
Yeah, you kind of work here almost.
Yeah.
I had my my drinks filled in the gym a whole coffee. I think that's this year because you're a fucking pathetic dweeb I
Might just brought my shake I got sick not helping to do a valgation
I got a respiratory infection, which I just caught over the last night
I was coughing up green mucus yesterday. I was sick. I was in the party
Holy fuck.
No!
Oh my god, ew!
Oh my god.
Get her!
She's fucking tripling, bro.
I can't stand her.
Hurry up.
Why she's there?
Hurry up.
Come on.
Come on.
More than 120 kids there.
Thank you for the 20.
That pays for the monitor.
Thank you.
There's somebody talking in this room.
There's 20.
I feel like Canton is being harbored over here.
He's so dark.
Made it what's wrong with this room?
So fucking dark and eerie. It's very inviting
Me Casa S to Casa
All right
Set it up
So much work
Okay, here's the problem though. I actually don't know how to...
I don't know how to take this apart.
What?
I don't know how I got these on here, is the issue.
They've never seen my cable management.
Oh, that's fantastic.
Inspects the fucking yellow and the not one, guys.
Inspects the yellow and the not one.
Maybe I should move my flame through it.
Yeah, that'll help.
What are we doing?
Somebody's not in a good mood today.
I was at a steady key fence, fucking strange.
I keep getting stranger.
So much pent-up energy.
I have three days of dumbets I could do.
All right.
Come on, Rosie, we've solved too long.
Come on.
What?
Why do you look uncomfortable?
Yeah, I think we need a break.
What do you mean?
We need a hug break.
Rosie.
From this content.
What's with this content?
Can you play as soon as highlights again from R6?
Oh, oh my god, you got another highlight build up!
Take this out of the box.
Why is it so fucking dark in here?
dark in here. I don't know! Oh my god, Hersey, I had something that will light up your day.
Okay, okay. Is this a gift to me? Huh? Oh no, no, it's not a gift. I just wanted
you to look at it. After you were shooting on all of my Pokemon stuff and mansplaining
God fucking shit on it. No, if you were mansplaining God passed to me
I was going to start displaying these I wasn't about putting some of these here
I was also gonna buy that Gengar and I was gonna put the Gengar on my door
So every time you open the door you have to look at it
It's my God process. I was maybe gonna do this with this this too. I
Think that's good hits
You think yeah, no, no you think do you need to explain it to you? I do know what it is
Oh, you don't even explain it to you, do you?
No, I don't.
Fuck you.
I'm leaving it out, too. Fuck you.
Don't fucking take it.
You're the pettiest person I've fucking met.
No, because you're the one who said that.
Let's go to Hedy.
Ready?
Alright, don't show my cable management when you look under here.
W Streamer.
Oh my god, they're so fucking heavy.
Pull it out!
Dude, Ashley though? Why is it stuck in there?
No, I know why. So, besides, they're flapped in. We have to flap them out, because they're digging in.
Oh, do it with my knife.
I don't need it, I don't think it's...
I don't think it's...
And this one should...
This one is really in...
It's a knife.
But it should work, so I think...
Try again.
Don't worry.
Oh!
I should get rid of such a high-up thing, too.
That was the...
Don't worry, push the middle plate in the back.
Okay, question.
Should I just use individual monitor stands?
Should I just use individual monitor stands?
Instead of the trio?
Yeah.
I mean, it doesn't matter too much, but I personally recommend it, yeah.
Like, get...
The trio is kind of silly sometimes.
I recommend getting individual ones.
Everybody's saying no.
You're gonna need to. I just prefer it.
Okay.
Should we play some Tune-Age?
I have your spot-high log in there, but I can't see the window because I think it's on that.
That's unfortunate.
Okay.
Okay, I don't want to unbox it till we take off one of these. Yeah. Yeah
I'm too short for this
Hold on
Yeah, we go
Oh, that's a very cut scene
Not because you're hold on to that. Oh
Hey there
Do you want one? Hmm? I have a cold one
I'll take it. Hold on Jesus Fridge
Dude why why it just lights up doesn't hint here it's cold yeah all right
I think we just have to okay let me show back here oh wait can you turn on that light
No, just turn the knob, the other knob, other knob, other knob.
Wait, can I break that, too?
Okay, no, Rosie, that, Rosie!
No, you're changing the mode!
I know!
Oh my God, Rosie!
I know what I'm doing!
You have to change the wrong setting!
You change it, you change it, you change it!
That you chit-see brother.
Oh my god, Rosie, you're gonna get epilepsy here.
Rosie, Rosie, I'm actually gonna get epilepsy.
Stop!
Stop, okay, you're epilepsy-
Wait!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie, just had a seizure of tears.
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Rosie!
Hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Wait, can you go back to that setting when we cast?
Oh my fucking god.
Wait.
Why do you like like this?
Oh my god, Sina.
What?
We're grown fucking adults, I just realized.
Yeah, I know.
I think it's time to get a job.
grown-ups adults and we're doing this shit so I don't know how to let me fix it
take it
you gotta get back off the table now
careful not too quick careful it's a big it's a big drop that's a big drop it's
not a big drop actually I really annoyed okay my desk is a high desk though is the
thing I'm not short that's just a high desk you drop be careful no show the
head of the desk
show it where it stands on you I'm sitting right now
We were just about to sit here right now.
Jesus.
Jesus, shit, move.
Oh my god, bruh.
Okay.
Rosie, we have to fix these monitors. We have fears of thousand to play.
We?
We!
V.
Um...
One might have to get a five.
I gotta go get it back.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry. I don't know where that came from.
That one was just...
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought I needed to get it back.
No, I guess so.
You changed the mode.
How'd you do that?
I don't know.
I genuinely do not know what you did in my life.
I think this is good.
It's not, it's not.
I don't think, I just want to look at it.
No, I think so, we're good.
Sure.
Is the battery bad?
I just need to get one, so that I can play it.
No, you can set it down.
Ow.
Alright Sharon, hold on. We can almost fix these.
Rosie, I genuinely think
We just say fuck this and we said the monitors be careful the egg crate
I was gonna real fucking you know knocked it over just be very weary
Here oh this one's easy to take off
Okay, you know yes hammer is right here. Okay, so keep my
Thank you. I'm gonna throw this down so that way it's not inappropriate
I'm just making sure you know, do not come up here with a water gun on your brain, I
know you have like a head six few days, you should have relaxed.
Hold on, chat.
Oh!
Wait, what?
Oh, that's good
Best five segment. Don't worry.
Ooh, the tripod is broken. Is it?
Oh no, it's good.
Are you guys good?
Yeah, you're fine.
Jack, don't worry. All is well.
Okay? It's fine.
Oh, the mic is fucked up.
There the camera is crystal clear. Why does it look better now?
Hey, don't worry ladies and gentlemen. It's what I do. You know what I mean? Oh
Wait, I think this is fixed. Hold on. If I come close to this one too
Wait ladies and gentlemen, you might have a monitor set in it. I can get this one unplugged
Wait, wait, I don't...
What the fu- Oh no, I just bent the HDMI.
Oh, GGs.
you
you
you
you
you
Never ladies and gentlemen and now
We watch it
You got it?
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, you can turn it off.
I got it off, yeah.
That's good.
So I'll have one though now.
But I've got everything, and don't worry, I did not drop the camera.
Yeah?
I did.
So I'm good.
That's good.
I really hope you can click on the other one that you can help me.
Yeah I can do that.
Wait, are you keys over here?
Are keys?
Yeah.
I'm trying to look for them.
Did you just put one on me?
Oh God, Rosie!
Why is that there?
Stop!
I don't, I don't, I don't understand the shit about Rosie.
Rosie?
Rosie?
Rosie?
Rosie?
Rosie?
Rosie?
Rosie?
Rosie?
Rosie?
Rosie?
Rosie?
Rosie?
Rosie?
I wanna see the bag. I wanna see the bag.
I chewed.
Stop! Stop!
You wet my bags, it's too hard.
I'm hard too.
Fuck you!
I didn't know they saw that.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm gonna fix the camera.
Yeah?
I dropped it.
Wait, what do you mean dropped it?
I just want the thing to wait we'll get it what no the ones
Bitch bitch on God you go that this whole she'll get ruined. I've already moved to
Oh my god bro!
You're so fucking stupid!
We got a camera in here!
Next time I'll spray you the water!
Bro, don't fucking...
I'm so...
Don't fucking spray me then, piece of shit!
I actually need your keys.
What?
The battery's in there.
You're not getting my car in your way. It's in my purse downstairs.
Come on.
Did you actually drop the camera?
I'm just fucking sliding in my ass.
Did you actually drop the camera?
I did.
I was taking the monitors off and I don't know what happened.
I think Kenyan pushed it over and just fell down.
Okay, we'll fix.
Why does it turn this way?
Huh?
Why does it turn this way?
I wanted to look at you.
Okay.
Well, they're looking at you aren't they?
Well, no, but I was taking out the monitors.
I threw them.
Yes.
Stop!
We haven't seen the bag off!
Stop! Oh my god!
Don't- And you're gonna walk up the bed lights!
What am I gonna use the head heads?
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop! Spray to shit my fucking room!
I'm gonna let this guy out.
Is that right, kid?
Stop.
I just heard water to that.
It was broken?
Get out of here Jack.
I need to get out of here Jack.
I need to get out of here Jack.
Get out!
Get out!
Where's your bag?
Why is there water everywhere?
Why is there water everywhere?
Where's the keys?
In my purse.
Where's your purse?
Where's the keys?
It's right here bitch, here what happened?
Bitch, I fucking dare you!
I'm fucking everything out of here! I'm a full P&P right now!
Sign it!
Hey, listen, will you honestly tell me about Iron Man?
Are you a little god?
There's no world. He doesn't understand.
I grew up in water fights all the time.
Chat, my dad used to throw water on us when we were kids.
When we were little kids. One time I came downstairs
and I had just done my hair, and my dad literally turned on the sink and threw water on me
because I put a hair tie on the sink and it splashed him in the face.
Like, when I tell you we used to do this all the time as kids,
Rosie does not know the links that I will go to, to destroy this house, okay?
For a get back.
It is an unfortunate fact.
Alright, hold on, let's see if I need water.
I guess, hold on, we...
Uh-oh.
The plate that I had is not going to fit into this.
I have never seen a hole like this before.
Pause.
But I have not.
So I don't know what to do.
Is there a thing for it?
Like an adaptation?
I think this is literally the arm, no?
You have to buy the adapter.
Say you swear.
Oh wait, it's this thing.
Did it just come off?
What?
What?
Why does it look like a matter of succession and getting these little murders?
I don't want to be saved.
Where does he have an issue?
What?
I think we have to buy an adapter.
What do you mean?
They're saying the adapters in the box, but look, I've never seen this hole before.
Plus.
But I haven't.
So I don't know... they're saying the adapter's in the box.
Yeah, it should be. Let's write that.
What? Oh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Uh, okay.
Whoa, why'd you come walking like a bad bitch?
What?
Come on.
Stay!
Okay, yeah, they're right here, yeah
Okay, so we put this in here
I can't do this if you want to go home or if you want to go to your bathroom.
Scratching the new screen? Is this scratchable?
Why is it upside down? What are you doing?
What's wrong with the screen?
What's a fucking OLED? Why?
Yeah, what I'm still gonna be what why is it placed down?
Tell me please please
Is there something genuinely wrong with that? Yeah
The tripod might be a little wonky now. It's not working. What you actually drop it. I did yeah
I swear, you are a fucking tug-of-war.
I can't leave you for a second.
It...
Okay.
Well, I put it on the phone.
I would put it on the bed, but you...
You... Okay.
Yeah, let's make excuses.
Okay.
Let's make excuses.
Okay.
Okay, wait.
Oh.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay, wait.
Can you hand me that blanket?
I can lay on that.
I didn't know these were that fragile.
Yes.
That's why that's so expensive.
You're just dragging it.
You're dragging it.
It's fine.
Is it really not bad if I pick it up like that?
There.
Okay.
If it doesn't work, it's on you.
No way it's on me.
Actually, good fucking slope.
What?
Holy shit.
Oh my god, I see a crack.
Are there any scratches?
No.
I handled it with complete care. Watch the log back.
Okay, I think you're lucky. I think there is a screen protector on it.
Yeah, there is. You're so lucky.
You are so lucky. Holy shit.
Now, actually, we were just scratching on it, though.
It's like real glass compared to, like, just, like, random shit.
There's no real glass. They...
I can't do that.
Really?
Really?
That was an interesting hit for you right here.
It was a really interesting hit.
I'm super mistaken.
Really?
I'm super mistaken.
Okay, so...
There. This is good, right?
Look.
But the thing is, is it just on hooks?
Is that bad?
Uh...
Why did you just pull it off me?
Okay.
Look, it literally...
I think it's...
Oh!
No, no, no, look, I see, I see, I see.
Hold on, wait.
Yeah, it's a release thing.
There you go, I'm looking.
Boom. Genius.
We monitors are getting kind of OP today.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, you weren't in any, you know, all of the tracks.
What are you trying to do?
I wasn't gonna make any jokes, by the way. I'm pretty adult today. You don't know this
I'm sorry are you making a lot of jokes?
No.
Someone find Sina a man please.
I ain't gonna fix anything.
First of all, I don't need fixing.
Yes you do. Yes you do.
I don't need fixing.
Now you don't need a man, but you do need fixing.
I don't need fixing.
Hold on, you know what song we need right now? That's a good song.
Okay Rosie, you gotta get this plate off.
The screw things are downstairs.
Everybody go grab them.
Can you talk to Chad?
I guess, yeah.
Nobody's gonna tell me.
I got it, I got it.
Just chillin' in my stomach.
What?
Oh!
I said it, I said it cause I can.
Hello! How are we doing?
We are doing a giveaway for this monitor. It is a 27 inch 30 hertz monitor.
It does have light scratches on it, just light.
A few animal scratches.
Uh, we are starting it at $50.
Can I help you?
Anyone?
Exclamation of my breath.
Oh my God, this is great.
Get this down, man.
Oh, not here.
You're not getting the clothes you're wearing.
I said it, I said it, cause I can.
Today I don't feel like doing anything.
I just wanna lay in my bed.
All right.
Ready?
Two more seconds.
Cause they got crowned from the pain of love
And I don't know why I want to pull my hair
Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh
This is a good hit. Chat time is a good day.
No Chat, I'm not using the drill dumbass.
I just was...
You're not using a bar.
No, I was not.
Do you not use drills in marbles?
No. Oh, oh yeah, I guess I don't need this.
Take a break.
Come on!
You gotta do that.
I can't do anything bro!
Can I see that?
I got two.
Don't lay around.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
There's a world out there that we should see.
And my heart, close your eyes with you right here on the rock of town.
Okay, that's all.
Yes!
Okay, will my old cables work?
Pause.
Yeah, they're ready.
Okay, so I have this cable, pause.
These two.
Okay, so I have this cable, pause.
Okay, so I have this cable, pause.
These two.
Uh, okay. So you got this blade.
That's fine. Put that in there.
You can't just go to the right.
It's not pretty.
The actual chart is a little thing.
He has a release switch.
Oh my god.
You're good to hold it in.
Okay? You'd plug it in.
Either way, if you didn't like it.
Ew, ew.
You're like an actual gigantic egg of a human.
human. I mean how you managed to become that much veneer. That was like the worst thing you've ever done.
And then, we might need a different power cable. Oh, it does. Okay, scoot it forward.
Don't look at my cable management. Be careful with the screw. Oh my god.
I am being careful. That should work anyway.
Okay, now, excuse me, get a shirt on the table, and then I'm going to flip it over.
Oh my God, I've never had an OLED screen before, this is kind of crazy.
Whoa!
Wait, look!
Look how crystal clear the Discord icon is!
Wait, it's got a dead pixel.
What?
It's actually got a dead pixel.
Nah, it doesn't.
Alright, put it on.
All right, put it on.
I just want to make it that monitor if it did.
OK, I want to be gentle.
Why are you laughing?
Oh my god.
Put it on.
Oh my god, I missed.
Is it all right?
There's always a second chance.
OK.
I missed the first time.
Where's the top screw?
Wait! I've never owned a monitor this clear!
It looks like an after TV!
I don't even know how to pull it!
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in!
Where's the top screw so it doesn't fall off?
Oh, I don't know. I set them down somewhere and then I lost them.
Ah, shit!
Why is this so fast?
I dropped it!
How is it so cool?
Oh, here's one, but there are two I don't know
It's okay without the top screw there too, no it's not no because the thing is is that just means I just can't flip it up
Or it's gonna fall brother keep it secure. It's a $1,000 murder
Holy shit
She's still bronze, but she's copper in real life.
I'm fucking my witnessing.
Okay bitch, you're in quick plan in real life, now what?
It's not even fun.
Oh my god, this is kind of crazy.
It does look really good.
Wait, look at the difference.
It's actually...
This is gonna look so clean when you buy one for me.
It's gonna be so clean in my setup.
I'm glad you like testing it.
Yeah, this is the one I want.
Buy this one.
It's clean as fuck.
That's nice.
I noticed there's a lot of black and yellow minion emojis.
You ready for the next one?
Well, I just didn't really. You're getting one?
Well, you got a second one to set up, don't you?
And then we're going to buy a new one.
Oh, we're doing another Best Buy segment.
Oh, you're not?
Well, here's the thing, Rosie.
Ah, 94.
Here's the thing, Rosie.
Yeah, okay. Again?
I feel like, um, you just don't...
You're, you know what, you are a good boss for doing that.
You're a really nice boss for doing that.
Because you probably don't see the tickets, and this.
You know, it actually, it actually does equate to a Rolex when you buy me this model though.
Oh, wait, hold on. Disagrease your Rolex?
Oh my god, I can't wait. I'll get you the monitors.
This is a Rolex? Wow, that's really sweet.
Okay, yeah, I'm glad that we feel the same way.
Yeah, the one that agent has the more that agent has yeah, when you get me that
Oh
Personally from me
Thank you so much
I'm gonna be so real with you. I do not know when the other screw is
Bon voyage as they say that's French
excursion 331 you are not one of them
you're a lot but oh there it is we okay
come on go already did it already did it
that's the second one she's awesome
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Where is the other one?
Fuck!
Oh, you know what's really sad?
My mouse, when it goes from this screen to this screen,
I can watch the mouse pixels decrease in quality.
Yep.
Oh, actually, it's starting to like this.
That's kind of crazy.
I want to know the game's going to look like all this.
I've never seen a video game like this.
You know what's funny is when I was playing Elven Ring, you know what, watch this?
What?
He came upstairs and he found out my monitor, that was 120 hertz or whatever, was set to like 50 hertz.
And then when he found out, he goes, sit up.
Why are you playing Elven Ring on 50 hertz?
Oh, that's a classic clip.
Yeah, I said, what are you talking about?
And then he got really upset and he upped my hertz and the game looked so much better.
I didn't know it looked that good.
I had no idea the quality I was dealing with.
Also, your current setup was like that six months ago.
And I found that as well.
And then your second set of the use for travel was also like that.
And why does this keep f-
How did you break this?
What do you mean?
It was kind of weird, the chat just jumped off the side of the table,
but I'm not gonna...
They was moving mad weird.
Chat, can I get a reach with you if you agree?
Somebody said me.
Oh no.
They're idiosing, one sec.
Oh my god.
What? What happened?
I just don't know why.
Oh.
Sorry chat, this is Justin's thing, so it doesn't follow.
Oh my god, did I just see a poggies in my chat?
I did.
I have not seen the phrase poggies in forever.
Oh, Jason's calling me.
Ni hao!
Ni hao!
I
Wanted to introduce you because you know y'all might have gotten the wrong footing. I wanted to introduce you real quick to one of my friends
Hello
Let me just let me just stop with this, you know
But we saw the wrong foot so I actually when I apologize for being controversial
and Jack already maxing and you know as this path is a streamer I just want to
like let it be known I'm a little dark humor and controversial but I do have a
good side to me so I just want to say hello brother brother you know that I
don't think you're a bad person right did you watch the entirety of what I
said no no how's go the irony of your tweet that I said was if you watch what
I said I said you were not a bad person like multiple times and I didn't
dislike you yeah I just don't think I think you only watched a clip and then
you tweeted me but don't know it bro is not be for I could not care less
Yeah, honestly, I was just saying this college is like, yeah, if I'm getting out of here, good kid, I don't.
Same like, honestly, I'm not beatin' you know.
So what you're saying is you want to set it up, me versus you, NMS Walking?
Oh my gosh, I wouldn't beat you in the heck out of me.
I wouldn't beat the fuck out of you! I wouldn't beat the fuck out of you, Escal!
I wouldn't give a fuck! I wouldn't give a fuck!
NMS Boxing, I'm beatin' the fuck out of you! Jason, line it up!
I'm at, I'm at, I'm at, I don't beat girls, I'm sorry about it, I'm beatin' up.
No, I said that, I guess. Yeah, I just wanted to introduce you to my friend, but I hope you're doing good, so now see you soon, six o'clock.
Thank you for being with me, I'm a little controversial and a little bit worse, so get used to that.
Listen, Askel, you're a good kid.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I mean.
You can't use my, you can't use my good until you do.
No, here's the thing though, you're a good kid though. You are. You're a good kid, so, um, you're gonna go far, but don't worry.
Alright, see you later, bro. Bye, I guess.
Alright, so then I'll see you later. Bye.
Alright, Jackson's looking so bright. His skin looks so clear.
What did you just say?
You're not getting the job, by the way.
You're not getting the job.
It's a monitor too.
It is a monitor, too, it's fine.
I like how Salisa's W squashing beef.
Was there ever beef that just did not really matter?
Chad, there's a lot of things on the internet that are never that deep, bro.
You guys don't ever have to be like,
oh my god, I have to go do this.
It's never that deep, bro.
You'll live, you know what I mean?
It'll be okay.
It's not beef, bro.
It's just bad clips, but people just get too invested.
Don't sweat.
But now I have an NMS Boxing opponent.
Alright.
Can you please, I gotta stop.
Can you please move these?
Thanks.
What was that?
I just vibrated and Doc starts.
Do you like my photo?
Yeah, why is it your photo?
Wait, can I say a chat?
If you want to see a name.
I'm just going to cover my name.
Chat, every time I do a ping with someone, oh I have my phone number right there, it's
this face.
And I updated my contact photo because I thought it was funny.
then I didn't realize that it updates for literally everyone.
So even my grandma messaged me one day,
and my grandma was like, she was like,
you're a good kid.
Huh?
Your grandma was like, you're a good kid.
Yeah, she said, you're a good kid.
Your lag there actually pissed me off.
What?
I don't know why your delay was like five minutes.
My mental delay?
You're on OCE server.
Wait.
Kid is backhanded.
Chet, Haskell says you're a good kid.
I didn't say you're a good kid to be back here.
Oh my God.
But you said that him?
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, that's what he said.
That's not a fucking room.
That's what he says.
So that's why it was like that.
It's not, oh my God, bro.
Do I have another beef segment?
So he called you to swap beef
and then you called him a good kid.
Like I guess.
Oh my God, bro.
Oh my god.
Chet, it's not that serious.
Some people in the chat are like, but he was doing this to you.
Chet, he's 19, bro.
Even Jason, you know what I felt bad for Jason for?
I was only 19.
Shut the fuck up.
I felt bad for Jason because when everything went down,
Jason was on the screen, people were like,
you need to talk about it.
And Jason's like, bro, I'm pretty sure Cynna doesn't care, and neither does he, it's not
that deep.
It was just not that serious, bro.
Don't check, don't ever get online and start defending other people because you think you
need to.
Now anyways, bitch.
Listen to this song.
Listen to this song.
Did you unplug my speaker?
No.
Perhaps.
Did you want to put my speaker?
No.
Perhaps.
I can't stop my shinin'
My head's in the sky
I'm solo
I'm not in solo
I'm not in solo
I'm not in solo solo
Hey!
Fuck!
Stop!
Sorry.
I got too excited.
excited because all the clip people were in my chat so I wanted to get them out
I wanted to get them out. I fixed it. I fucking fixed it and you broke it. Are you serious?
Can you fix it? Oh my god. It's broken, brah. Find the screws. Oh my god, broken
all of it is broken. Find the screws. You're actually pissing me off. Find the fucking screw.
Sit up.
What?
Find the screws for this.
Please.
I'm moving on, I'm so sorry, but it's over now, the pain is gone
I'm getting out tonight, I'm solo
I'm not in solo, I'm not in solo
I'm not in solo, solo
They can't stop my shine, I'm my head's in the sky
I'm not in solo
Where's the screw?
I said to look for it
The screws are right there
The ones for these
The screws are right here dumbass. This is the plate we have to take off
Look you're so
Where's the screw?
You had the screw
Where is the screw, Tyler?
Where is it?
Where is the screw, Tyler?
I'm gonna get a fucking train
Come on, I want to play Siege, I'm actually addicted, please
I'm gonna start getting hives
I love me, my fucking hands
Where is the screwdriver?
Was it not just here?
Careful, it's an OLED screen, you can't just grab it like that.
What is that LED stand for?
Organic LEDs, bitch.
Now what?
What is this stand for?
Yeah, but it's a stand for.
It's so funny.
What is this stand for?
It's original, legendary, etiquette district.
No, it's not.
Yes, and that was a district that actually made it for some reason.
No, it's not. You're just lying.
How do the original kids like the blackest of the lights?
I'm literally right. It is organic LEDs.
No, I'm actually right.
Oh, God, I'm right. It is organic LEDs.
Because it's natural lighting, meaning black on the screen is a natural black.
So in LEDs, the blackest black, it's black.
Okay?
That actually sounds trash the way you say it.
No, but I'm saying, it sounds trash.
I'm not trying to be trash.
Yo, 25% is going crazy right now.
No, I'm saying black is black on screens.
This is a lit up black.
It's not organic black.
Organic black is the LEDs off.
It's the black is black.
And now I'm going to do the comombras.
I'm not formin' comombras.
That's the LEDs.
Wes, it's hard.
This is hard.
How are you doing this?
I'm not enjoying this, but the most autism game
I've had in my life.
It's getting worse.
It's getting worse.
He's not the screw down there.
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
The calls are really fast.
Got to be the best.
Yes, I'm the pride.
I am the conqueror, the giant.
Singing this song in that cosplay is not a good book for you.
Wait, what am I?
What do I look like?
What do I look like?
What do I look like?
Hey, listen.
Hey, Mr. Steele Girl.
No.
There's like no one here, no more guys here.
Got it?
Can I do one?
They're a piece of art.
Oh.
You can do it.
Good.
You know what?
Shake it in the deep.
Oh
What was that what no, what was this? I was I was hurt I was just
I was getting stressed out, I was getting stressed out so I was like,
What makes you want to meditate?
Because I had shade in my eyes, so it may be, just feel very zen.
If I go get these bottles, we go alcoholic tang
Still didn't hear me?
You do bow with me a lot too, I think.
Wait, can you skip to the nicky part before you?
Where is it?
I'll go.
You know this one, right?
I think so.
Oh, this one.
You don't know this one?
I know this one.
I don't know this one.
Shake it and then change.
It's the best part of the song.
Wait.
Ah, so can I get that money?
Can I get that money?
Can I get that margarita on a rock rock rock?
Can I get so all around that rum rum rum rum tray?
I was like yo, tray, do you think you can find me?
All around the road, say?
Oh, they better get it out.
Hey!
Peace of the biz, peace of the biz, peace of the biz.
I'mma stop her.
Fuck up, fuck up, fuck up, fuck up.
Hold on.
Tess me? I'm sorry. I'm really such a lady.
I racked y'all money, you know Slim.
Baby and we be doing dumb naps while we're dating.
We give a lot of money to the babies out in the waiting gel and
Do you hear me? Do you like my body?
And a nicky.
you
you
you
you
you
Under my arm
One second, I'll be right back
Okay, you ready to do that?
I'm ready
My God
You're cooler than me
You never say, hey, no, remember
We can't
What?
Why just screaming?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
No, why did you scream?
What the fuck did he scream?
Are you okay?
Why did you scream?
I didn't scream.
Shut up.
Why is Bonnie doing it?
Don't worry about it.
What is she doing?
Don't worry about it.
I think it's a cutscene I'd love to skip.
Skip that, Segi.
Skipping it?
What's she doing?
She's trying to summon Kenton.
In a, in a dock cupboard.
I'm sorry, what?
She's been trying to summon Kenton in a dock cupboard,
and he's a Japanese Arnie.
Oni means demon in Japanese.
You know that, right?
Yep.
Only doesn't mean ghost, it's not like spirit, it means demon.
He's a Japanese Ernie.
Why an A?
Should I go?
Should we go and go see it?
Can't if you want.
I gotta look.
It's honestly not what the bell is.
Yeah, no, I'm kind of good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
Yeah, no, I'm kind of good.
Hey! Okay, screw these bad boys in!
Ah, Nana!
Ooh, you know what's another big, uh, pass?
It's literally right here.
Oh.
I didn't like posing I have like a really terrible life.
I think so, but didn't he literally stop making music
and he walked across the United States?
I think he's dad dad.
I think so, yeah.
Wow.
What did you do?
Let me see.
I answered from like string.
I was doing it in my hand.
Are you OK?
Yeah.
Lucy, your skin is ripped off your finger.
It's just, that's fine.
That's not a big deal.
That's not a big deal.
What?
How the fuck did you do that?
Well, cause I was using my hand.
Are you gonna pick up a shale and my fingers do not do that?
No, these are really tight.
They're like really hard.
Are you okay?
I'm fine. This is, this is, this happens.
It'll heal.
What?
It'll heal.
I want to pick it off.
No, I'm good. It hurts.
You're doing me a good job.
That's not covered under HR policy.
I know, we don't have.
Okay, good.
I don't.
Good.
That's a good day.
Are you gonna take this drill?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not gonna eat.
Oh, Chad's gonna kill you.
I'm not.
I'm just doing this.
I have to.
We have nothing else.
Just keep the button, Rosie.
You know the concert.
No.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Nice.
No!
Here's it.
Tomorrow will you still be here?
I don't know.
If you feel the way I do,
do you leave?
I'll go find you.
Go, go, go, go.
It's not really going in.
The screw's not really designed for this.
It's good enough though. It's good enough.
Yes it is. It's good enough. It's good enough.
You don't need it to be fully fasted. It's not going to break.
Yeah, we don't have a screwdriver here for some reason.
Be careful, don't press down.
Oh.
And don't press down.
Yeah, stop.
Just like, don't put any pressure on it.
Oh.
Yeah.
I wish you would have told me that before.
Go!
If I wake up tomorrow, will you still be here?
I don't know.
If you feel the way I do it,
do you think I'm on my mind?
Baby, please don't go, don't go, don't go
Baby, please don't go
Oh my God, ladies and gentlemen, we're so bad!
This is good enough, right?
It's good enough!
Okay?
It's only a little loose!
No, no, but actually though...
Listen...
It's only a little loose, but it can't move.
Yeah.
So as long as I can't move, it's fine.
It's not even gonna flip it up.
Sure.
It's fine.
Sure.
Am I crazy, Joe, or that's fine?
It's your money.
It's your money, buddy.
You're, you know...
Stop!
You ready?
Yep.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
He's down there.
You
Bonnie's down
Is that it is that fucking guy
What the fuck?
You said she was doing a ritual.
Yeah, she's got a fucking knife.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
She's got a fucking knife.
Yeah, but he said you were doing like a full ritual.
I'm gonna see you worship Pac-Man.
So you were being weird.
She was in the closet with a fucking machine.
He's got more camera time, but holding the camera so you pay him and you feel like you need him.
That's weird.
He might work by the hour. Motherfucker.
What's with the habit of a millionaire?
Debbie's legs, bitch.
I'm your fucking idiot.
Oh, sorry. Oh, you were fucking it. You were, okay.
I would be.
Well, he just said you were doing weird stuff.
No, but I'm pregnant and it's a miracle.
I'm sorry.
Here's the bottle.
It's a miracle.
I hope you'll get parasocio, you better fucking say it's kinsen.
Yeah, I think we said...
It's a miracle.
Hmm?
I'm gonna sit really still.
No, the ghost kept saying,
Holy Mary, Mother of God.
Over and over again.
It's a sonogram.
Holy Mary, Mother of God.
hey just like out of curiosity right um and I don't mean us to sound like weird
or anyway but like what part of me is up again?
you know sorry you said who was saying the Mary stuff who was it and the right
The radio was being used to talk to who exactly?
Kenton.
Of course.
He's a Japanese irony.
I have other news.
It wasn't Kenton.
Don't know that's good news.
It wasn't Kenton.
They sent somebody else.
I don't know.
But I don't even think it's real.
It's just the radio.
It's not real.
Then who the fuck were you talking to?
Shut up.
I was just speaking Japanese.
what are you talking to?
ummm
shut up
why do I have normal roommates?
we live with a guy named Diddy
the bar is like so low
the bar is like so low
the bar is like so low
the bar is so low
we're so low
Oh my god.
It's literally my imaginary friend, come play.
No, he is a predator.
What?
All right.
Let's go.
Thanks, bud.
Let's go.
So Bonnie, you're pregnant?
No.
It's just it.
No.
I'm not.
But you might be.
Well, what's going on down there?
Oh no.
Why are you?
Oh no.
You don't know how I'm pregnant?
I just got my monthly, literally, yesterday, and I'm still on it.
Or not yesterday, a few days ago, and I'm still on it today.
If I'm pregnant, it's getting crazy down there, so there's bad comms for my ovaries.
Wait, you got your monthly set, eh?
No, like a few days ago. I got it right during the whole time.
Hey! Get the fuck out of there! Stop hurting her!
Stop! Enough of that!
Like, so uncomfortable in this hallway. This is like the most uncomfortable I've ever been in my life.
You might be pregnant, if you're not uncomfortable.
Yeah, and you might actually have pregnancy.
I'm on my period. Are you sure that Rosie's not pregnant?
wish not why I want to hear it's just a weird thing for you to say it's just
really weird it doesn't even work like look oh we're gonna go look at it I
I just wanted an Allen key.
Oh, we're all going in there.
Oh, this is like a really interesting space.
Oh, we're all just getting in.
Come on, Rosie.
I feel like there's other ways to do this.
Okay, come on, Rosie.
All right, I guess we're all coming in.
Do you need the door open?
Then you close the door.
Oh, we're closing the door.
I don't know if I want to.
Don't really know if I feel comfortable like that.
Okay, close the door I'll turn on the flashlight
Very tight space don't like being uncomfortable say okay, so basically you just like
Where's he first Kenton do you watch and they don't
Is your name Kenton?
Wait, did I just hear fucking words?
Yes, listen.
Do you want to do anything?
Did they say do you want to play? Is that what I heard?
Is do you want to play?
I don't hear that.
That's what I heard.
I have bad ears.
Start running.
Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
What the fuck?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why would you do that to me?
Why would you do that to me?
Bonnie, you have straight up cursed this house.
No Bonnie, oh god you're gonna kick that tomorrow.
Like what?
It goes, hey, wrap this shit up, ladies and gentlemen.
It's this little bugger right here.
She's an investigator.
Hey, listen, if you want to play Scooby-Doo,
if you want to do Mr. Ringing, that's fine.
Hey, solo arc for Bonnie.
Now, we need an Allen key.
Solo arc, all right, well, okay.
I guess I'm on my solo arc.
No, we need an Allen key before we do that.
Wait, we do need an Allen key.
We need an Allen key before we do that.
What's an Allen key?
What?
I'm just about to build it.
What are you talking about?
Wait, are you guys building something?
but it's pretty murderous
what?
what?
what do you want with that?
it's it's it
it's it's it's it's
it's it's it's it's
it's been a very bad day
I do have an allen key
an what?
just a standard?
yeah do you have various sizes?
I did
I didn't hear but it's small
But like, if it isn't here, it has to be in here. I'm sorry.
It must be in the hand.
And where?
What?
Can I see that box?
Yeah, sure. I don't want to need one. That's weird.
You hold down the notice.
It's kind of straight, though. It's just...
That's something.
Okay.
I can give you his address.
Why?
That's a false?
Yeah, you guys, you want him to be here, you can go ahead.
Altogether.
Altogether.
No, I don't think so.
I think I've been found.
I think I've been found.
Just him, not all of us.
I was going to tell him the response.
Just Rosie, we don't need to be found.
Just Rosie, we don't need to be found.
Just Rosie.
Just Rosie.
I don't need to be found.
I don't need to be found.
Just Rosie.
Just Rosie.
I don't need to be found.
Do you want to stay with Jake?
Do you want to stay with Bonnie?
Who do you think won Drake or Kendrick Lamar?
He said DJ academics.
It's not really nice.
What about Tenla? Do you like Tenla?
Do you like Britney?
This one?
No?
I don't think he does.
For one dollar only?
It's a good one.
That's kind of weird.
I feel like you could have been a little bit nicer personally.
Do you like watching Cineplay A6?
Unfortunately.
Uh, okay. Um, do you want me to punch Rosie?
Once Rosie
No
It's it right now. No, I just got fucking terrified. That's all movement. It was actually
We okay, I don't like that that answer. I hate it. Yeah, you have cursed us house
Maybe we get rid of this, because what if it turns on the right time?
Bonnie! Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie.
He's not a kid.
What if it turns on the right time?
Don't fucking touch me.
You just played with it too.
Right, but you bought it.
Hey! Listen!
I'ma- Hey, hold on!
Let me just keep it real for just like one moment here.
So, up this real fast.
It would be so real.
This is Bonnie!
Okay, Bonnie.
She's the one that bought it, so if you want to communicate with her, you are looking
for Bonnie only.
Capiste?
Or Jay.
No!
Or Jay!
No!
No! No!
No!
Oh, she's reading your address and doing it.
She actually is.
Hello?
You're setting up?
What do you have to say about that?
Wonderful.
Okay, well, I'm going to close the spirit world now, so have a nice day. Goodbye.
We're closing this.
We're done communicating now.
behind you. Goodbye. We're done communicating now so we're gonna close it okay.
Okay.
Sorry.
You hear that?
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Holy shit.
What the fuck is that?
I don't fucking know.
I'm still gonna have an Allen key.
We didn't get an Allen key.
She's still talking to it. Bonnie!
I mean, I was your best friend's father.
What?
I don't think that's fun stuff.
That's not fun stuff.
What?
I don't think that's fun.
What?
Hey Becky?
Yeah.
I never recommend you don't hang out with Bonnie for a little bit.
Yes you did.
Yeah. Did you see what she was doing?
Yeah. She was getting me in the closet.
Wait, you wouldn't go clean her closet, would you?
I'm scared, Becky.
I'm sitting in the closet, you want to go to the room away.
I just want to go to the room away.
You're a soft-aid chug.
You're a fucking chug.
Oh my god, you're an asshole!
Apparently she was in the closet.
Becky wouldn't go put something in there,
open the door, bodies in there, and it scared her.
I didn't know she was going to come in.
Sorry, Becky.
You're an actual asshole, Bonnie.
Okay, Rosie, whenever you're in a box, just let me know.
Yeah, sure.
Alan Key is probably...
No, it's down...
It's gonna be down in the back of there.
In the back of this?
Yeah.
Why do you have a Bob the Builder-ass tool box?
Like, Jaylee, what have you been doing?
Hey, uh, down here, that's me.
Oh, Rosie can't relate.
Yeah, I know what that means.
All right, did you fucking get Alan Key?
In the segment.
Did you say, yep, yep, to me?
Yes.
We were fucking...
You sent that to me too the other day. You said you had to be a little scared of the water. You think I didn't notice it?
What are you talking to?
What are you talking to?
That's not the mystery box with the car on it.
She took it on the ghost?
And I think it was at the shop where there were multiple mysteries.
Is she doing an unboxing for the ghost?
I'm sorry bitch, what?
You got mystery haunting on the ghost?
What? You got more?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
You got a mystery box on the floor!
No, no, no!
What's your fucking problem?
You got what?
No, no, no!
Why?
You got to hear the Salem witch trials!
Bitch, you're getting burned at the stake out there!
Dan!
No, no, you're not, you're not!
No!
Did you or did you not?
I didn't.
I didn't.
I swear, I swear, I swear.
But I have.
I go fuck.
I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear.
No, I was thinking I'm doing like a haunted mystery box,
I can't
Thanks, I guess
Like I get
How do I end up in this cut scene?
I can hear the fackle.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god, I read how loose it is, because when I built it, I didn't really fasten it.
I
Wasn't I going yeah here
Say you swear that I have a shitty mother thing I can't
Did I break it?
So it is that I was gone for like 40 minutes, it's been a modern building segment and apparently you waited for me.
WS.
What the fuck?
It's fine, sometimes it's sad, but I can lift it back up.
Yeah, that's not fine, but it's kind of murderous.
We don't deal in fines.
Why is that happening?
It's not this. It's this.
So it's just broken?
Oh my God, it's real. We have been doing this for almost five hours. We haven't just wasted an insane amount of time today.
Is that good enough for you?
It's mine.
Well, now you're losing it.
No, I am losing all of this.
Somebody said no to hate and no to evil.
Oh, there's another one of those things.
What does that mean?
What's the joke?
What's the name of the mouth?
Wait, you fixed it.
Nope.
I think it's too heavy.
Is it?
I think there's a lot of it in your last model.
My shimmers is a take.
Yeah, actually.
It's sympathetic.
Um...
Okay, can we put like a stand underneath of it?
Oh wait, we actually asked for this thought.
Really?
Yeah, we were doing it the wrong way.
Yeah. We're doing it the wrong way.
Okay, well, let's see, I hate to be there.
Okay!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh my god, oh my god.
Yeah, I disconnected one.
Oh.
Holy dust in here.
Oh yeah, it's disgusting down here.
Oh my god.
Okay, I definitely put it.
Now one of them, one of them, one of them on.
This one, one of them on.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This one has no signal around, meaning the port is bad, well now this one has no signal,
but now that one has no signal.
Okay, I know what's happening here, your PC is fucking stupid, we've done this before
remember?
Remember that one night when I was here for fucking hours because your monitors wouldn't
fucking connect?
Yes.
That's what's happening.
So, it really is just...
Do we just jiggle the cable?
much. I just moved the gear to faggle. I can do a two monitor segment. Yeah, I mean it's very
possible to stream the two monitors. And then you can just come back at the two monitors. Yeah.
Because that's just not going to work at Sina restart, what did high-vives say now do the
thing where you punch it wait Rosie maybe if I hit it it'll work better.
Oh so that bit doesn't hit anymore my fault.
We made an edit of all of Sinister's highlights in the R6 Marathon.
Oh yeah, wait. Highlights, did you want to see?
It's actually a really cool edit.
We'll have our best plays. Ready?
Okay, we're going to play it in three, two, one.
I can still at least dream from my desktop right now.
Hey, would you just try HDMI?
Yeah, I mean, I'd recommend we just do a 2-mortar.
Tonight, that way we can talk to the games?
Tonight, I'll fix it. Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, can fix it. We can HDMI.
I know, that just sucks.
I was going right here.
Why is my camera not working?
What?
The camera's on.
Is everything fucked?
No, the camera worked when I left.
It did work.
And it's turning on.
Is the cam link fucked?
Uh-oh.
Oh, sorry.
Why is this our reality?
Why is everything just fucking great?
I'm fucking great.
Oh no way I fucked up my PC that bad.
I barely punched it.
Close the BS, I'm not gonna...
I'm really. I'm actually suggesting...
That's not how it works.
Let me punch the monitors again.
Because I'm angry because I'm fucking shit at the game.
Fuck you.
It's not even restroom.
Is it all my shit this fucks and this not found out?
No way bro!
I think you should unplug my...
Yup, keep it like that.
What?
What?
Let's say restart the computer too.
Yeah you unplug my keyboard and my keyboard is the best.
There's no way.
It's not working anymore.
Is my porch just fucked?
Okay, Debbie's on the porch.
What's that? Is it working now?
No.
What is this cable?
That's a key to my keyboard.
I didn't see it.
Okay.
Okay.
Huh? That's going on nothing.
What the fuck is this setup?
Bro, what the fuck happened?
Why is all this shit fogged?
How did this disconnect just now?
I don't know, did you unplug it?
No, I didn't.
Look at the back, see if I can get it?
No.
Well, look up, look up, look up.
Is there a cable? Follow it.
What the fuck? Why is it like this?
Why is it actually like this?
This is so bad, Sina.
Do you think we start the computer? Should I just restart it?
Sure.
There you go.
I restart it right when you put it in.
You pissed me off.
They literally said to restart. I was simply just listening to the chat.
Chat, tell me one of you agrees.
What is this day? It's supposed to be a two-hour segment.
Yes.
Playing, I was supposed to be...
Yeah.
How is our best stream sometimes, one of the days,
where it's always when we have the worst stuff going on?
It's some bullshit.
It really is.
It's the same thing in Miami.
It's just such a bullshit day.
It's a good-ass stream.
It's been five hours.
I'm not allowed to have a lot of fun, so it doesn't really feel like five hours.
I'm happy you've been having fun.
Have you been having fun?
Fuck no.
Oh.
That's kind of weird.
Wait, we'll go away sometime in the password?
I don't know what happened, the camera was working really early today, I don't know what
I don't know what happened, does the camera work in early or early for that?
Was he?
I just heard that the camera is not working.
I genuinely do not know because it was working, but literally before.
Even with the monitors it was working.
You can't believe it?
It worked towards the end of the stream too!
It's just been a full day of some bullshit!
You can't believe it?
And the battery's in.
The HDMI thing is in.
That is turning on, right?
It is.
Alright, there's one I'm not understanding.
It's not turning on. You've disconnected the battery.
No, I didn't know. I just watched it turn on the water.
Brother.
Brother!
I just felt it!
Brother! Look at the screen!
Okay, maybe it's on.
I told you! It is on!
Okay.
I forgot. It didn't work.
I know. That's what I've been doing the whole time.
That didn't work.
Um...
Yeah, the cam link isn't even showing the Elgato logo, so it might be the cam link.
Do we have a spare one in the back that they don't see us?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
Oh my god, bro, I'm so angry I'm about to punch another monitor.
Oh my god brum so angry I'm about to hit another monitor please what the hell is
this I mean chat it bro no way all I want to do is play games today bro my
Oh my god.
Why?
Disconnect the monitors to test the camera?
That should not be the problem though, no?
Because Chad, that doesn't even make sense for that to be an issue.
Why would the monitors fuck up the camera like that?
Did I actually hate this?
This is going to be a two hour second chat.
I'm actually genuinely sorry now.
Now I feel like a dickhead.
I'm so sorry.
We're going to play games today, I really like to play our games, actually.
I try to like switch the HDMI ports, but it might be chopped.
I might need like a completely new...
Because it says the video is the only thing.
I think the camera is just busted, but I don't know if it probably is that busted.
I have terrible news.
No, you don't like it?
No, because you always use this one.
Um, first of all, I can fix it.
Oh, fixed it.
Oh, there we go.
Oh my god ladies and gentlemen we might be back.
We're back.
Okay.
Don't worry Rosie I'm a genius.
Nice.
Whoa.
This looks crazy.
I swear, you saw I didn't touch it.
I didn't!
Wait, I think I can switch to this.
Wait, let me see.
It's wide angle right now.
Okay, three, two, one.
Wait, why is there a little wide angle?
Oh, it fell down.
It's because when I punched the monitor, everything fell.
Wait, is that an alien?
Yeah, I need to get rid of these.
I remember that sentence.
I'm not, I'm okay.
I'm not talking about it.
I'm not talking about it.
I remember!
Never say never!
Never say never!
Never say never!
Never say never!
Never say never!
That's what I like.
Okay, sorry.
I'm wondering if this was not worth.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I don't really know, chat, I think the monitor just kind of dropped, no, I can't lie, I'm like trying to look at it, but like, it's not, it's like fucked up.
Oh shit, my room is trashed.
Bro, oh my god, my room is actually disgusting.
What the fuck is going on?
Dude, my room is like a psychopath.
My room is like a psychopath.
It does, not me, the room.
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense, Brittany.
Big brittle.
That makes a lot of sense.
Because you are psychotic.
All right?
That was bright.
Oh, here, do this.
Back down here, close to me.
Come on.
Oh, it's this.
There we go.
Hold it down.
Damn, that model looks crazy though.
It, it high-key does.
Like, I see everything in my face.
It's kind of disgusting.
What do you say?
I realize now I need to take a shower.
Yeah, you, you look and smell disgusting right now.
Not ideal.
Uh, display.
See if your computer shows that there, oh it does.
It does, yeah.
It does show that.
So try that hole on.
So it's the driver's then, yeah?
Yeah.
I think this PC has cooked drivers or something.
Your mic is fucked.
In what way, Diamond?
Please use detail.
Please use some fucking detail really quick.
Oh shit, bro.
Okay, so now, so when you get a new monitor, you click this.
Very choppy. Oh, it's pretty noise-gay. Static, yeah.
You see?
Listen up. When? When you get any murder? Are you looking? It does not look like it.
No, I'm looking. I'm looking.
You go to display, okay, and then you go to advance.
Okay.
Okay, you don't look when you see this, okay big screen. Yes
you guard
from the thing tomorrow
Go down advanced
From the heads and you match that picture
My max is 240. Yeah, it's 240 that month. Oh
My god, yeah
Well, wait, I've never had a monitor this clear
Yeah, you cannot do that for the other one as well.
Okay, but can we update the drivers?
Yes.
Wait, that's fire!
I can move.
I'm moving so clearly.
What were you on before, a 50?
60.
60 hertz.
I was on 60 before.
Yeah.
Another question, Malcolm.
No.
The old child.
Me?
Or the microphone.
Okay, let's go to the camera now.
I'll go to the camera now.
The mic.
Oh, the mic.
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la.
It's fine.
It's a noise gate.
That's it.
It's a noise gate on, and probably it randomly chops out.
Yeah, we're trying things that aren't right out.
It'll be fine.
You can just turn the note gate off, or is it?
Oh, yeah.
Turn that thing off.
Yeah, boom.
Yeah.
Okay.
I
Did you two monitors just like me?
Or do you think there's a way to fix it?
Chat if it's showing that there's three monitors. Don't I just need to update the drivers?
I think right
Yes, yes, yes, yes dipshit yes, yes, yes, yeah, what are you just saying shit them?
Oh, can we try to work up to the challenge?
Can you try?
But it might just be quicker to just do this.
But no.
Unless, I'm going to try HGM really quick.
Um, where's Cable?
Ba-da-ba-da-ba.
I'm not crying, sorry.
My eyes are red.
Chad, Rosie's not crying.
He loves it here.
Oh, that's nice.
Do you control shift B?
Okay, here, give it to me and then we'll leave it.
You're fine.
No, Donnie, we should need an upgrade. This PC is new.
I got it like three months ago.
Remember when it was broken in December?
It was a brand new PC from StarForge.
Uh, it should be completely fine.
You don't want it down here, right?
Uh, you want him to meet?
Do you know where this goes though?
Huh?
Do you know where this goes?
In the HDMI port?
Yeah, the light.
You gotta put it in the graphic card.
Ehhhhhhh!
You gotta put it in the fucking...
No.
Now, remember what?
No.
I know how this is gonna go.
Yes I know her! Go dumbass!
Buhhhh!
Get it!
What an idiot! Yes I know her! Go!
You think you're cooler than me and you never say hey yo!
Remember my name and
Um, Tram?
Jarvis?
Jarvis?
But it's still showing the martyrs though.
Yeah.
I'm not kidding.
Oh wait, no, no, no, it's not.
Hold on.
Yeah, it's not.
So, sit up.
It's sit on.
No, because I just got this piece from Star Wars.
It just happened last time as well.
This was the same piece here.
So, it's not that it's broken, it's just done as far.
That's all.
It just happened last time as well, this was the same PC.
So it's not that it's broken, it's just dumb as fuck.
You can refresh the graphics drivers
with control windows B shift.
Windows key control B shift.
Okay, windows key control B shift.
That did nothing.
That was awesome.
That was really awesome.
That did nothing.
That was cool.
No, that was actually sick.
It didn't do anything.
What just happened was really cool.
Wait, it is showing through now.
For us.
For her.
That's the same as before.
That is the exact same as before.
Oh my god, I
Don't know what to do. Should I just do which we say fucking did you monitor the clock a while?
I appreciate your time Rosie. Thank you. I
Feel bad cat. Sorry. This is taking so long. It was not supposed to be this long, but I get I think we're kind of fucked
Like we can't really do anything
Don't you have a tourney tomorrow no it's getting moved probably the thing that's a
whole other thing yeah no we're gonna play games I just I just feel bad like
not playing games because this was not supposed to take this along and I know
we were dilly-dallying around but I thought it's cuz we plug them in and
go. I'm surprised it's taking that long.
I put them back in, so it is.
Which one do you need?
It was the second, but this one, this one.
We're going to play now. We're going to do Fear of the Fathom, but Rosie's a drive home.
And I haven't played the new one, so I thought that would be really fun.
So you're going to play some R6? Did everyone just start at home?
Yeah, I was gonna play a few games of R6 and then when Rosie gets back, I was gonna play Fischer Fallen.
So we'll do both.
Which I thought would be fun.
That really sucks, so that's not working.
It's gonna be fine. This is gonna work. It's just like, worst case, this one stream.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's gonna be fine.
It will work. Remember, we, we, they weren't even nervous, but one night we were here until like midnight,
We have the same problem with her normal cleaners.
I'm going anywhere, by the way.
I'm nowhere near here.
I'm going to scoot away.
I'm nowhere near.
I'm scooting away just in case.
I'm nowhere near.
I'm scooting away, just in case.
I'm scooting away just in case.
That's the one we import.
What do you mean?
What?
Oh, was it HDMI 2?
No.
No, I don't know.
They just fuck, bro.
This PC is fucking dog shit.
I just don't get it. I've had so many issues in the PC, I'm done.
Okay, well,
we do have two monitors working
currently.
pretty nice yeah man that's all I can do it literally just have these two the
other ones unplugged right what'd you do
what'd you do
should I go on my phone so you're gonna get the drivers no that's gonna be
like stupid
I've really big waste of time I can be a really big real voice
Interesting
Real voice oh after the computer fuck
All right. Well, I mean I guess 20 in the table. Are you gonna come out tomorrow and fix it? Yeah
You should have looked at mine or yours. Yours. Oh. Wait, why is it on me? Because you
all did as you dumbass. There. Alright, bucket. Let's just do games. What do you want to
Okay, I'll just do two monitors. I'll do it tomorrow.
Are we good? Is it sound good?
Better? Better is good. I'll just do two monitors today. That's fine. I'll do it.
Yeah, we'll fix that.
Okay, are you gonna come out tomorrow for stream? Early?
How early is early?
I was going to go Y, but like one or two.
Two?
Easy.
That's easy.
Yeah, not a lot.
We're late today to be fair.
All right.
So we'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
OK.
I'll just do two monitors then.
Yeah.
OK.
We'll figure it out.
All right.
We'll go home.
the plan six well I'm waiting on you to play through the column I play is that
you're a stick soon there's gonna be a I think tonight when he's setting up the
other set up so if we ever want to do stuff oh wait okay I'm gonna have a
swimming cell that'll be fire okay yes okay let's do a few games of our six and
then we'll do um beers about them yes chat if that's not good I'm just going
two monitors today fuck it what really the quality difference ready watch this
look here no that is actually this is what I was playing on my game though it's
the same monitor that's so crazy the difference is insane isn't it you can
probably adjust these because like I can tell it's like a little high contrast
yeah you can play adjust that for a scary game though this is gonna hit thank
you for your help today I appreciate it um chat I guess we're gonna wait
We're gonna play a few games of R6 ranked games.
I'm gonna quickly open a box of Bonnie, and then I'll leave.
Oh, you're opening a Pokemon box?
Like one box.
Okay, that's fine.
Some scam shit.
Scam shit.
She got scammed on that scene.
What do you mean she got scammed?
She bought a 50 dollar mystery Pokemon box, and the review was,
my son was so happy, and he was holding three packs.
One being Journey Together, one being Perfect Auto,
and the other one being, I think, perfect order again.
So, and you smile as well, it's like, I guess.
Wait, if you're gonna pass,
do you wanna do, where's the problem tomorrow?
No, it'll take one second.
I'm gonna have her neck.
I'm gonna have you do the, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
All right, let me know when you're home.
Don't drive back fast.
Oh, speed.
No, don't, I'm telling you, do not speed.
No, I'm specifically saying do not speed do not do that right no no no I'm specifically telling you though to not do that thing
What do you mean?
Why is it half empty what happened to it?
This is I threw the water on you dumbass
Uh, why is there a dent in the w- nevermind.
Nothing! Good!
What?
Nothing.
Uh, howdy-hers.
Alright bye Rosie, come here with you.
See ya buddy.
See ya squad.
Please clean the room before!
Bitch! What's wrong with the room?
It's just got a little tender love and care.
It's got a little tender love and care. What's wrong with it? Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
are you ready? Let's do R6 today. Let's play a little few games of R6. I'm down. Is everyone
down? We can at least play a few games and then we'll be able to play fierce and phantom,
Which I think will be really, really fun.
I think that'll be gas, that'll be a good segment.
It'll be a long ass stream day too, I'm not gonna lie.
That is a long ass stream day.
Yo, pile up, chop up, fluffy,
the other stuff is where I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, I appreciate it so much.
Holds.
Holds, holds, holds.
And yes, before anybody asks,
I'm taking this fuck ass tracker off my screen.
I don't need anybody to bring up my KD.
I don't need anybody to talk about my losses, okay?
It is going off the screen
because that's, I just don't need it in my life.
You know what I mean?
I just, oh, the screen protector is still on.
Wait, chat, we'll can't believe it until tomorrow
though, I'm not gonna lie.
Cause Rosie's to come back and fix the monitors
and I don't wanna like take it off
while the monitors and shit are still being moved around.
You know what I mean?
In case anything's wrong.
So I'm just gonna leave it on for right now.
Might as well.
I'm not in a rush to take the screen protector off.
To be honest with you, the one that I'm looking at on this side,
the cheap one, might still have it on, so I don't know.
I do not know, I do not know.
But I'm not here as my solemn swear, ladies and gentlemen,
I will not punch my game.
I will not punch my monitor.
You will never see another broken monitor
from me, ladies and gentlemen, clap it up.
Clap it up.
Here and now, I solemnly swear, you will never see another one.
How do I move it over to the other screen when it's on one screen?
Isn't it shift windows alt or something?
Windows shift arrow key. That's right
Yes, oh my god, we're so fucking back ladies and gentlemen type of me if you believe
Today is gonna be the day where things start changing around here. I'm telling you right now today is the day. Oh
Oh, it's about to be so fucking good.
I'm so excited.
Hold on.
Make this smaller.
Me sack face, me, me, me, yo, look, oh, pilot, chop, I appreciate it, thank you, thank you,
thank you.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, hold on, let me do the thing I'm supposed to do.
first. As I promised I would do shooting range first, practice shots, and then we
do this. Hold. Oh my god the game looks so clear. I know it doesn't look different
for you guys, but it's actually a completely different game for me. Like
visually it was not this clear at all. Ever.
change the game settings to wait what wait thank you so much thank you asphalt for the
as well. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What is it? Change the game to my graphics?
Wait.
But it's already locked.
Wait, is that bad that I've had it on 59 hertz?
Go to full screen.
Oh, yeah, but I hate full screen, though.
Because then every time I click off, it, like, fucks with my computer for some reason.
Or windowed and it goes to 240 but when you're so ugly
Do you want it at 4k how do I do that?
Bordeaux is better I will key agree but border is still it goes to 60 Hertz why I feel like it looks fine though. No
go borderless now it's still in the 60
mommy to get in there no go back borderless is borderless is 240 it just
says 60. Oh, so it's just wrong, but it says, okay, okay, okay,
what do we do?
Why, why much? I don't want to do fuck that. I'm just gonna
read it. No.
Change it to 4k.
Where do I go?
Am I slow?
It's resolution, right?
Maxx it?
Mission details are always confidential.
Holy shit, this is crystal clear.
Wait, Jack, oh my god, I've never seen the game in this life before. It's like a whole new game.
Wait!
I've never seen the game. It's like I can see everything so quickly.
But how many do you think split-tombies?
He said do this, right?
Hold on.
Stop call me a fucking burger. Thank you very much
Okay, that's enough practice
That's enough practice, I think we're done. All right, ladies
Let's do red we don't need that we don't need that kind of stop stop call me a fucking burger. I don't need this in my life
Thank you very much
Holy shit, I have never seen chat docu be in this I didn't even know she looked at this clear
I always assumed it was the game. Yo, Iki
I think even it's 10 bro. I appreciate it
W's thank you so much for the 10. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it
Go to general settings and try on just okay. I don't need to do all this right now. It looks fine chat. I'll fix it later
I'll fix it later. It's fine. No
Do y'all care that much
Yes, oh my god, this is like NFP's chat bro
I try to watch Nick sometimes and then I see everybody in the chat and if there's one little microphone problem
They like freak out chat. It is so crystal clear HD. It will be okay
So I'll be feeling bad for Nick, bro. I'd be like, oh my god, like he it's like one little tech issue and
And he just can't get away with it
Dude 240 Hertz is it not borderless is at 240 already. That's literally what chat was saying
Okay.
That's good to know.
W-Positivity in the chat.
Hold on, ladies and gentlemen.
Watch this.
Burst game in.
Let's start off with some positivity.
Band Emerald Plates, Band Emerald Plates, please, please, please, please.
W-Positivity in the chat, ladies and gentlemen.
Please, please, please, please.
W Positivity in the chat, ladies and gentlemen.
Hold on, watch this.
And one fucking guy picked Fortress.
Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
We're so fucking back.
Our ladies and gentlemen, we're so fucking back.
Holds.
Okay, I can play ban, ban Mira.
Oh no, ban mute, ban mute, ban mute.
Just get smoked really fast and give this over with.
No, I'm telling you guys, all I needed,
I think was like a three day break.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I think I just need, oh my God,
my room is actually disgusting behind me, I just saw that.
All I genuinely needed was like a three day break.
Um, and then now it's fine.
I think I was just a, or not three day, uh, two day.
I think I was just a, even one day, I think I was just a little like, what's the word?
I was two tense, you know what I mean?
So it made me perform less than what I should have.
Y'all agree?
You can see the broken monitors, but they're buried back there, there's one on the floor.
There's one on the floor.
It's not that bad, bro.
All right ladies and gentlemen, back luck I never fucking left!
Holy crap, the game is so HD! I've never played games like this before!
This has got a crazy!
Oh, no.
Hold on.
location and
Hold on
Chat W new monitors ladies and gentlemen, I feel like a new fucking person and this is the start of a brand new art
I'm about to be
Oh, shit.
Hold on now, let's not get too hasty.
Well, that was lucky.
I'm changing back!
Stupid dumbass bitch, fuck you!
More remaining.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wait, that's good!
Getting team carried per usual, did you know, I literally have a kill by the way.
There's two other people on TV did nothing that was a good round to W round
Holy moly
Does it feel better to move your mouse around yeah, my mouse is actually HD I believe the last time it always looks like five pixels
So it looks really really good
Doesn't it
It's like it's insane the difference in quality. It actually looks so incredibly different
Yeah, I mean you need a new mouse. Yeah, but like
Does a gaming mouse really matter though?
Does a gaming mouse really matter I feel like the gaming mouse is like it does not make a difference
I just have a regular regular
Razor mouse looks like this
Change the aspect ratio.
Okay, Chad, I know that there's aspect ratio of people.
I don't like aspect ratio stuff.
First of all, Spoi told me that when you do that,
everybody on the screen gets a little bit wider, okay?
And that's what they say about me on my stream.
Don't need that.
Secondly, I also don't like,
I like the normal ratio, I don't think it looks fine.
Got it.
Okay, does it make a difference if you push through to borrow us?
Okay, the reason I don't like full screen is because when I click off the game to confound
into the chat, yo fuzz, I'm trying to have it to give it a thumbs up, it will like close
the game in a weird way, because it's Ubisoft, and I think it just, Borderless, runs so much
Who is it?
Agriers?
Do I try to just jump in oh?
The fuck just happened to me just get fucking no matter
Or whatever I can't call anyone shadow company
I
Sort of blossoming just in case they were shooting from there. What's so wrong about that?
Okay, now I'm good I'm good I'm good
W reacts. W reacts. That was good.
Zero kills, but W reacts. Bad aim.
Chad, you guys cannot be seriously arguing about borderless versus full screen in the chat.
Get a grip ladies and gentlemen. You cannot be actually serious
There is no world in which it's that deep that you're still going back and forth like what get a grip, but please
It's a big deal. It could not be that serious, bro
This is your new chat now with our six I don't like it I
Don't care
It's better than you guys all typing bot messages the whole time to make it look like it's
botted.
Wow, love this stream.
This stream is amazing.
Wow, the vibes here are great.
Now go ahead, do each one of you.
Amazing kills, I love the content.
Uh, what was the... what was the story?
Uh, what was the story?
Okay, time out.
W's wrong.
Did you beat the challenge? What does it look like?
Oh my god, I forgot that I just killed train that I didn't beat either.
Do you think I can get train to play siege?
No. Better question.
Do you think I can get train to teach me CS go?
No, no, no.
They just have no faith in me for literally anything, do you?
Hmm.
Keepin' drone time.
Fuckin' co-op.
They go on top.
Why did my tail go?
Well, it wouldn't be play!
Oh my god, bro!
Like, why did it just randomly...
No, I'm go-
What?
Don't say I'm not gonna punch the monitor ladies and gentlemen. I'm on good vibes today. Okay
That was just a freak accident. Today is nothing but good vibes
Wait, why is my mouse off?
What is happening
You fairy gold unicorn thank you for the five. I appreciate it. Thank you. Did you guys not see that?
Thank you fairy gold for the five I appreciate these space for the five so I appreciate so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
me
Yeah chat by the way
I'm really excited because you know what happened Rosie Rosie started playing quick play because he was talking shit on the game and
Now quick play. This is what happens
If you're a Siege player, you know.
In Quick Play, everybody gets put into a thing where, or everybody gets into a thing where
what was I saying, oh, they start winning and they're playing really good because they're
playing against players who, nobody who plays Siege plays Quick Play.
So they're playing against players who don't play Siege, which is good because you get
really confident and you start playing really well and then it happens and then you get
into unranked and then you get into this and trust me he's already addicted.
I talked to him off-stream and he was I was like do you like the game and he was like
actually I loved it it was really fun and when I heard that ladies and gentlemen oh
It's over.
And then I told him, I said, Rosie, you actually played
really well.
And he said, I know, I was really excited.
Oh, it is over, ladies and gentlemen.
Let me tell you, it is fucking over.
No, he didn't?
Yes, he didn't.
Santa, it's called skill-based map, you're doing?
Juan, you're normally sped, so it doesn't surprise me that
you don't understand the difference between quick play
on ranked, but I get it.
I wouldn't expect you to understand that.
Oh my god, oh my god, that was terrible, that was terrible.
Horrible fucking aim!
Oh my god, literally how did I survive that?
How?
Also, I need to fix my DPI, you know why?
I move I have to go like this in order to turn so even though I got him I realized that
that's probably also not helping I can't move in one sweep is that crazy it's like
to yeah I have to change my sense a little bit but it's fine listen as long as we win
this game bro I wear three to one right now there's no way we fail we're we're
It depends on if you aim with your arm or your wrist.
My wrist?
Who the fuck is there?
Is it your wrist?
Son. Oh my god. Sonian ladies and gentlemen, lock in. I knew it was the monitors, bro.
I knew it was. That's all I needed. I needed new monitors and hey ladies and gentlemen,
I think tomorrow we just say fuck it and we go live and do our 48 hours again.
Thoughts?
I'd everybody seem so upset when I said that.
Oh wait, why not put this here?
Oh, huh.
Oh!
Let me do one here.
And then one on this window.
I don't really know what is like a good Aruni setup in a lot of these maps.
I'm
Team kill
Okay, they're watching that angle so it's fine.
Should I push in there?
I feel like that's dumb.
No.
Play the objective.
You play the objective.
Come on, bro, that was my kill!
W. Journalism!
Bro, check.
If you don't play Siege, I am not supposed to move around a lot.
If I'm not an attacker, if you're a defender, you don't move.
I'm not a top fragger.
I got two kills, but that's not it.
Holy carry of doom.
Nine?
Wait, where's my rank?
Somebody said yes and no. There are rumors and also you are very confident against the
me. My name, I don't know if you noticed, it's twitch.tv slash Senna. You would be surprised
actually at how non-confident I am in games. It's better that I just don't go and try
to seek that out, you know what I mean? Probably for the best that we don't do that nine times
out of ten because it's just not going to happen.
Marathon to Bronze for- oh, hold on.
Fuck! I thought I had one, I got baited! Wait, can I buy some?
Fuck it.
Ugly, ugly shit. Hold.
Trash ugly shit.
Oh my god, bro. What is it?
Oh.
R6 needs like better skins, bro.
They just look so bad like.
Open next.
Whatever the audio. Well, shout out.
This will be soft, my goats.
What is this badge?
Is that anything good?
Is it cool?
Do the battle pass?
Do I even have the battle pass?
The last time I did a battle pass bro was fortnight
and I accidentally left it on for three years.
So for three years I had the battle pass
And then I came back and I had like 100,000, like, V-Bucks.
It was awful.
It was absolutely awful.
Turn on TTS for punishment.
Punishment for what?
You guys are not getting a punishment stream.
Do it, please.
I hate you guys and of course we're on emerald fucking planes bro holy sh- everybody pointing
the last it's over go ahead and point the last go ahead get your last out are we feeling
confident today well I did win my first game but I got two kills that's about it
which you know what I can't do that at the fuck it whatever
it'll be fine the worst thing that happened out of that R6 marathon is
everybody clowning me because literally all I did was I kept seeing this tweet
that Corsa posted and it was of me and it was the before and the after have you
you'll see it. I'll show you tomorrow. I'll get it tomorrow. There's a before and after.
The worst start is, is the before I look like Dr. Disrespect. So, also before. And the after,
I look like I've done like heroin and I'm on a drug program. Like, so in both ways,
I, yeah, it's, oh great, you guys have an email. That one's awesome.
Protect the bomb. Is this you guys gonna spam every time I say I'm gonna play siege
Each other playing cease today
I'm going to set it up.
Five seconds.
I'm bored.
Don't need to bomb.
Alright, there they go.
Step on this.
Oh my god, I need to be faster flipping cameras man. I was schooled. I was Walmart security
One guy just flinched and then leaped.
Why didn't he even do that?
Were we plantin' it and dip and none of them were around bro?
What is this emote?
Do you react, Dr. Respect?
You guys ever just get bored?
Just find new things, stop doing emails,
you know what I mean?
You just don't need that email.
No reason for it.
Santa, I don't see any difference in the new monitors.
I'm not gonna lie, you got scammed.
I don't think...
Not gonna get ragebanged today, I refuse.
It's not gonna do it.
Already spent five hours of my day hanging out with Rosie.
Oh my God, I'm about to spend another three hours
playing this game with him.
Oh, no, bro.
Why did I agree to that?
Wait, do this one, and is there no door in this room?
Am I crazy?
Oh, I'm slow, sorry.
So you and Rosie did do a marathon together?
I actually think Rosie would rather kill himself than do a marathon.
I'm not even joking I don't think where he could spend like like 10 hours in
the house there's not gonna lie
so it could be fair I can barely hang out with him too you know it goes with
ways
You ever think about that
Yo
Melvin what encourage you to do as many games also for the myth on is the lower game. Yo, no, it's up yourself
I hate when you guys stop
Come on
I'm just gonna peek out
Should I not do that I'll try to just pee why not
Not.
Bro, it's a 1v5.
There's no way that I'm losing.
They stole my kill, bro.
That was gonna be a legendary clip.
Oh my God, bro.
Like like I guess that was your kill like I guess
Dude that's gonna be like the best
Stim ever all the thing about thousand minutes and I've been brought appreciate it
Thank you so much. Here's the raven also think of the sub as well. W's bro. Thank you. Thank you
That's gonna be like the best vocal stem ever like I guess you did that I guess
Home getting fears to fathom than going live. Oh my god chat roses. Oh wait. Let me buy fears to fathom
Scratch creed
I'm buying it usually
Oh my god, ew, wait, are you partners in this game?
Ew, you are?
Oh my god, no, I should not play this with Rosie.
Okay, I'm gonna make Rosie the girl.
Oh
Yeah, that was a bad idea
Oh god that wasn't my fault.
It's lagging because of the d-
I have to stop the sound, I have to stop the sound
He can see through smoke?
Come on, glass can see through smoke?
Clock all.
Since when, bro?
Oh, I didn't even think that was my fault.
Bad ping for sorry, my fault.
Since literally 2020.
No since like 2015.
Holy carry of doom. I have one kill. This guy is 4, 3, and 5.
Do I get Rosie on R6?
You think you'd play?
Come on! I can get him on a few quick plays.
It'd be so fun!
Dude, he actually liked the game. I don't know why you guys hate.
He did genuinely enjoy it. I asked him.
Fuck, do you do ying?
Sledge was the other one we did, right?
I don't really fuck we need that.
I feel like ying is fine.
Please stop ruining his life.
Jack, when have I ever ruined a life?
Genuinely when?
Mine hours, mine, mine, mine, you've ruined it more, mine, mine, mine.
Purple?
Fuck do I get upstairs?
How the fuck do I get up the stairs?
I don't know the stairs.
What is this gun? Why is the recoil? Oh, it's a shotgun, I forgot.
Uh-oh. Why does it happen to me?
Fuck, I tried to throw the smokes and plants, but he shot just through the smoke.
Fuck, my life bro, I tried, I tried, I tried.
I tried chat, I did.
I mean, he kind of has to go get the diffuser, I think that he's trying to do.
I thought I heard him behind him. He just didn't see him.
Jeez.
Even Agent is in here laughing at you. Agent, aren't you out like a fucking football game or something? You're not even in town. Get out!
That is your fault.
I saw some of your clips buddy, okay. I did. I saw the one that you were doing brother
I did see them. Wait, should I do them or should I do Ying?
Cause somebody else was just doing Y and it'll do Ying.
Unless they're not gonna switch. Hold.
No.
Alright, fuck it. Whatever they didn't switch.
Tell them about your upgraded monitor. Oh, uh oh.
Why did somebody just type Sina?
Uh-oh.
You need to locate a bomb.
No.
That'll be jump.
No, I said no, it's not me.
It's not me, bro.
Oh my God.
It's not me.
No, it's not me!
It's not me, bro!
Oh my god, it's not me.
I said no, I said no.
Please tell me it's not that 12-year-old.
Actually, you know what?
That kid, I wasn't mad at in the games, he was chill.
Wasn't him icy?
Leave me alone, leave me alone.
I thought there was a desk there.
We need our generals!
No, no, if I get a Weenie Hunter in my game, uh, I'm leaving, bro.
Y'all are not getting beers with having a night.
Yeah, that was good.
That was really good.
Sorry, I had to lock in right there.
My brain was fried.
Holy!
I'm telling you, chat, I knew it was the mental.
I knew it.
I fucking knew it.
Oh my god.
Alright, Rosie's on.
Let me down up. Here's your fathom
Damn that was w2 games ladies and gentlemen also wait, where is my guy that says to the nice about me? Who's this guy?
Oh man, I thought I was back to bronze for
I'm one away. I knew it was the monitors chat all I needed was an OLED monitor
I think the problem was before I was playing on 50 Hertz so I couldn't see but now I can actually see stuff really well
So I play better
Don't take your I guess it's because that shit irritates me
Like I guess it was the monitors like I guess
All right ready
Yo grab a grab a think about 30 months. I appreciate it. Thank you
I think I'm getting hacked in three, two, cover as I'm calling him.
Am I getting hacked?
Are we getting hacked?
Leave them out.
Oh, no, I'm straight.
All right, we're good.
I think, I didn't realize how this came in place.
Oh, let me turn my lights off.
Hold on.
We gotta make it a little spooky in here.
I forgot.
Wait a minute.
When we turn this off, hold on.
Also, this is like a terrible day to do this when Bonnie was doing some ghost shit in my
house.
I'm not going to lie.
This is like the worst day to do this, but you know what, fuck it, fuck it ladies and
gentlemen.
We might as well.
Oh my god, this camera.
I put this here the amount the way this quality looks is insane. It's crystal clear. Oh
Yellow oh
Hello yellow yellow yellow
You fucking ready
The fuck was that
An uncomfortable thing to tell you
Go ahead. I did not realize that this game
I thought it was friends apparently they're in a couple so to make this a little less weird you need to be the girl
Character no worries. We'll do that
We'll do that that works to me. So
Yeah, you need to know what that's to be confused. I would know when that's to be confused at all, okay?
Um, and you do kind of act like a bitch. So, oh, sorry. That's okay. All right. Yeah
Let's just start fucking saying that shit my bad. I felt the insult about me. I was hanging out with you all day
Right. Yeah, I guess what happens when you stop playing R6. So you're a good representation of the R6 community. That's what happens
Why is everyone saying bald Cena? Cena bald?
We know
We he doesn't hide
Oh, it's you. Oh
He went bald wait John Cena went bald wait wait
John wait boy both say psych send me that she right now
Send a fucking image right now. Can I get an image of
What the fuck?
Had that had it up. Oh, yeah, so tonight. We're gonna be playing fears the fathom scratch Creek
Okay.
Which is the G-Ware game.
It's the G-Ware.
Wait, there is an image.
I'm going to send it to you.
What the fuck?
My god.
Are you seeing it?
Wait, he's actually bald.
What is that?
Oh my god.
Do you think he's coming back?
Oh wait.
He's getting a head transplant.
So it's a part of it.
Aw, he's copying Wodge.
Yeah, I think Wodge was a test subject.
Why does it look so odd in these sandals?
What's going on there?
Why are you looking at his sandals?
I mean, his toes are just very large.
I've never seen John Cena's toes, I'm gonna be honest.
This is a very interesting thing for you to pay attention to.
That's kind of weird.
But, I mean, like, I've seen everything else on John Cena.
I just have not seen his toes before.
Maybe you've seen everything else on John Cena.
What else have you shown?
Well, he's shown...
Hmm?
Yeah.
So tonight we are playing Fierce the Fathom, the Juo episode, it's the latest thing, the
Juo episode.
The what?
It's the latest, Fierce the Fathom, the Juo episode, it's the latest one, I don't understand
because I'm just describing what it is, it's a Juo episode, I don't know if there's like
a fucking issue here.
I just saw something insane go through the shack.
What happened to you?
Go ahead.
Da-da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Okay. Okay.
Alright. Alright.
Tonight is already fucking starting stupid.
Okay.
Okay, I'm ready.
Yo, Marine, thank you for your sub. Appreciate it. Thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen, type of me if you are ready for a scary game, the one you've been waiting for.
Because I know you guys have been begging for it.
I'm surprised it's happening. I've been waiting for this for so fucking long,
I thought you weren't gonna play it.
I thought you'd given up.
I thought you were gonna just only play siege for the rest of your life.
And here we are, that is true.
Would you like to play a game?
I'm trying to play the game.
Yeah, I'm dumb.
Sorry, that just came, sorry that ever came to me.
My bad.
My bad.
All right.
Do we launch it?
Wait, did you say Siege?
You want to play a game of Siege?
Why you got the-
Are you actually-
Why you got the- Are you actually- No. No, I don't have the itch to play seed.
Why does somebody in my chat just call you Epseed?
That happens. I think it's the Zoil's chat though.
Is that normal for you to be called Epseed?
I don't think it's Zoil's chat yet. Yeah.
Alright ladies and gentlemen, scary game time. Are you ready?
I'm never playing Siege Ever again, that's never happening.
You guys don't have to worry about that.
I'm never gonna play Siege Ever again.
They always say.
Okay.
Invite friend.
He has to fell in.
I invited you.
If you spawn in and you're the guy, we have to respawn.
You'll shut up and get yourself,
contract things with yourself as well, thank you so much.
Who would quit first if the challenge was to hang out the longest you or Sinner meet?
But if there's a money prize, Sinner.
Wait for what?
If there's a challenge to see like how long we have to hang out for, who would leave first?
Oh, they're asking because they asked if you would play C.J.P. for 48 hours.
Oh, fuck no.
Yeah, and I said you wouldn't survive.
Yeah, fuck no.
I don't fuck, I'm back hanging out with.
That sounds absolutely terrible.
Fuck, I'm pretty sure to hang out with.
That sounds fucking terrible.
Fuck, I'm pretty fun to hang out with, me personally.
Siege combined with you?
Oh, fuck no.
Uh, you'd get carried.
Okay.
Carried?
Yeah.
I'm actually undefeated in Siege.
They have been calling me the Siege legend, the Siege warlord lately, I don't know.
They have been saying that on the side.
Oh thank god, okay they were spamming us and they looked uncomfortable and I thought they were spamming that because I did fart a little bit and I realized that my noise gate was off so I waited for them to react in case they heard it.
But then I realized that you were saying something cringe so it made me feel better.
Okay, wait you farted in the mic and your noise get was up. No, no, no, I just I farted a little bit and then I
Yeah, you are fucking disgusting
You are actually fucking disgusting. She does it all the time by the way
Like she sneaks farts all the time and they had pungent like actually revolting
When you hear the little like a
a hit mark of sound effect on the cable that's actually me struggling when she farts.
Don't be offensive because somebody just typed girl dinner and then they put a little
Smay nails emoji.
What the fuck does that mean?
Just add all my ladies out there, you know what I mean?
It's girl dinner if you're farting?
Nah bro, it's a result of girl dinner.
Ohhhh.
Wait, can I just, I want to put on some sweatpants.
Go ahead buddy.
Okay, I'm hope you're gonna hold down both chats. You gotta talk to both, okay? Okay. Thank you. I'll wait here
All right, you're B
Okay
I'm waiting I'm waiting for it to leave one sec
I'm waiting for it to fully leave one second
Just give me one second, I'm just waiting for her to fully leave.
Just give it, just one.
Oh, thank fuck.
Yeah, her thoughts are actually revolting.
Like, we need to do something about it.
I don't know what's worse, whether it's Bonnie or her.
That shit is actually the sub-bombop.
Oh, it knocks you out.
How are we doing today?
Okay, are we excited if here's the fathom?
Are we excited?
I am.
The last time I played fierce the fathom,
I actually don't even think I can find the thought.
But I wasn't really drunk, I don't think.
But I glitched the game out, and then I threw up.
The last time I played fierce the fathom.
So I threw up all over my floor, off-street.
That's satisfying. Welcome to my life. Not the saddest part of my life.
Shots then? So you think...
No. Cause I've heard that this episode is not easy.
I've heard this episode is actually kind of fucking hard.
So...
Someone needs to lock in.
And I know for a fucking fact, we saw that Siege Marathon.
Sinner is the worst gamer in our group. She's not gonna lock in.
she's not what were you drinking here's the thing I didn't think I drank that
much we went out beforehand and I think I have like two shots or three shots I
think I actually got spiked I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I got spiked
there's no other way cuz it actually made no sense I went like I didn't think
I was drunk. I thought I was fine. And then like, it was just cooked. Unless I'm like,
a stealthy lightwave. I might be a lightwave.
has anyone seen this piece of I'm not a light I saw that sinner I saw that
fucking message I'm not a lightweight but a sinner has like one surgery shot
and she's busy she's actually she's got like those little stet little swerve
animation on her eyes. She's gone.
Okay, um, has anyone seen anyone else place this episode?
You are genuinely so much more reliable than you know that.
How are you shitting and watching the stream? Do you have a fucking life?
I think you go get shitted and put up sweatpants.
You definitely shitted.
No, if I got shitted I would tell you.
Yeah, I know.
That's a fucking problem.
If I had to go to the bathroom, I would tell you.
That is part of the problem.
Wait.
What can I say? I'm just an open book here.
W open book, ladies and gentlemen.
Can I get a shout out in the chat if you agree?
Probably me if you're ready.
Are you prepared?
I invited you. Did you join?
You haven't joined this entire time.
You just lost the game.
Yeah.
So there's one thing you need to be aware of.
Apparently this episode is a little difficult.
I've heard.
So someone is a lock-in.
I could be the one to lock-in.
I normally can carry us.
Well, we need to use proxy voice or should we turn it off?
No.
Lock in. I know what you can carry us.
Wait, we need to use proxy voice or should we turn it off?
No, yeah, let's use proxy.
Okay.
Hello! Hello!
Oh my fucking god.
Hello.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Hit new game, dumbass. They're saying, they're saying it's not loud enough. Hello? Okay.
Oh! Oh! Okay, I wanna be Marcus. Tessa. Okay, I'm Marcus.
I kind of look more like Marcus.
Wait Rosie, you kind of look, wait, hold on.
What?
I kind of look more like Marcus.
No, I don't think you'll get anything like Marcus is the thing.
Ready up.
Why does Tessa look like you?
Do you think that Tessa looks like me?
25% of you, yeah.
Oh, like a slightly wider version of me?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, Rosie.
Rosie, don't worry, I'll be the man.
Whoever's reading this part in my writing ability.
My girlfriend has played her game.
We couldn't help but notice the children's similarities
between one of our episodes and what happened to us.
She persuaded me to write to you from my perspective as well
as it would increase the chances
of the devs noticing this story.
I will try to keep information
about our personal lives to a minimum.
Back in our, oh my God, it's too short in a book.
We're living together, I had a job offer,
which I initially thought I would have to turn down
since it required me to move to another state.
But Tess was adamant that I,
except knowing how hard I worked for it,
she was ready to move out with me.
We did not have much furniture,
which meant it was a one-way drive with a trailer.
W Popcorn reading chat, W's.
He's still reading.
How?
Where's Rosie?
Hold on!
Wait, Tess, you gotta find shit!
Hold on, Tess.
Look out!
Tess, you can talk.
Tess, hold on.
You gotta find shit, Tess.
Hey, you looking?
Tess, you gotta find shit.
Tess, hold on.
You gotta find shit, Tess.
Hey, you looking?
Hey you looking good hold on yes
This is a little mad at me today
Fine, no worries.
Damn, I wonder, oh, why don't we get the interior,
make sure it's all nice and clean.
Get up front.
Squeaky clean.
All right, this is good.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen, let's look at kind of clean.
How do I drop this?
Smile, you're on camera, okay?
What do I need, tools?
You know.
You know.
He's just not gonna come open the door.
You're telling me fine shit just walked by outside and this is what I'm working with?
All right, the car is done.
Shit buying looks like it's not a fucking three.
No!
No!
I'm ready to start living.
No!
No!
Let's knock up the head and stuff first, all right?
couch, TV, big boxes in the hall so we can balance the weight in the trailer.
Alright, back to where we were.
Fuck off! I'm listening!
Also wait, look at me!
Why does that kind of look like- hold on, hold on, stop moving, stop moving.
Fuck enough time if we move quick.
Marcus, it's almost six.
Yeah.
Why does that look like me, your character?
Your character kind of looks like me.
Washing the car-
And your character looks like me!
We'll make up time on the road.
Why does that look like me?
I know I'm thinking the same thing I mean it's like a wider version of me like
just like it's it's like a wider version of me as well
oh we're already behind if we push it to tomorrow we lose the whole day
come on get out of here ask him if that makes you feel better but I know what
he's going to say when did they had voice acting I don't know but I kind of like
Oh my god, there's a moving truck.
Oh, hold on.
Kind of stuck here. Give me a second.
Love you daddy.
Coming over in 15, kiddo.
Hey, random question.
Would it be a huge deal if we left tomorrow morning instead of tonight?
Holy shit, hold on. What's your name?
Bad bitch walking down the street.
Hey, let me get a look. Hold on.
You are looking kind of fine, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey, you look good as hell.
hell stop harassing women stop sorry she just looked really good hold on daddy just texted me
yes actually the painting crew is coming first thing tomorrow as you said you'd be out by tonight
I already told Marcus everything needs to be cleared all right we'll get moving dead
daddy first thing tomorrow morning dad you need to clear everything out I figured he would shoot
it down next thing you know if horizon's gonna be texting you too all right then oh on daddy
Your drive is not that long but unload in the morning. Proud of you kiddo. Safe travels once you hit the road.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, it could have all ended right there. Thank god.
My fault bro.
Next time take her out.
Alright, I think we're ready to go. What do we need to do? Grab more stuff from the inside?
I think so.
Hey, uh, honey, I think this is your job.
Oh, fuck no.
Uh, no, see, listen, um, I don't think you've really noticed, but if you look at me, this
is, oh my god, you look lovely right now, just, I want to point that out.
I feel like I look like I've just lost 50 or six games in two days.
Uh, step two steps back.
Yeah, you do look like that right now. Yep. Just like that. Yeah. Um,
so as the man, I think you should go down. Right. Now here's the thing though. Uh,
uh, sweetie, uh, I'm black. So, um, I don't want to go and investigate shit.
So I'm going to need you to, uh, a,
you know,
well I might be mixed so here's going out first yeah you are not mixed for a
good honor okay
don't do dirt do they're not they're not drop oh my god we both gotta grab it
okay grab one side oh my god all right now normally I would say
Wait wait
Ah, okay, you're really not doing your job. I need another man
It's very clear. Okay. I know the man because very clear. You're not gonna listen. Can you just like please grab the other side?
Come on. I can wait. I'm gonna angle it. We've got an angle it right. I'm angling it just fine
I feel like you're just not really working with me. Yes. Come on. Okay. There you go
All right
Okay, I don't know why you pet down like that.
Well, I thought I'm not really, okay, a C and it's stuck.
Wait, it's not C, it's stuck?
Maybe just reposition it, okay?
There you go.
Now, as an independent woman, I think you've got the rest.
Me?
Yeah, go on.
Here's the thing, I'm not a sexist.
Go on, you've got that one.
I'm gonna go get the others.
Don't worry you got it
You are doing awesome this is good. I'm gonna set this one down. You can do that
Just give me one more of it. I like that of you. That's good. One second. Good job. You're doing an amazing job
one second. Oh, it's oh, actually. Oh, my. I want to go to the front door. It's a bad
angle with the shelf. Oh, don't worry, sweetie. You got it. I'm going to keep good in the other
boxes. One sec. Keep doing your thing. W independence. Honestly, W independence. Yeah,
Yeah, fine. Just give me one present for you.
Can I fucking help you?
You looking at my girl's ass?
We close.
Oh my god.
Hey, don't get nervous.
There is a guy outside looking at your ass, but it looks awesome where you're dragging
this box out.
So just go ahead and keep doing that and get the other boxes.
And because I'm in a relationship that's committed, I'm not okay with that.
I just want to let you know I'm not okay with that and I'm sorry I had to witness that.
Let me deal with him.
I'll deal with him.
Can you close the door please?
No, don't worry.
I'm just going to wash my ears.
Just close the door.
I can handle it.
I think it's jammed.
Maybe you can just close the door.
It's jammed.
It's jammed.
Hey, hey, I call you staring at my ass and I do have a boyfriend.
You're a fool.
You're a fool.
You're a fool.
You're a fool.
You're a fool.
You're a fool.
You're a fool.
You're a fool.
You're a fool.
Boyfriend
Yeah
Fine shit
Marcus what oh fuck are you doing? I was I wasn't like no, I was talking to her
She asked me about something with a moving was the thing
Nothing she's moving is away from you
What you want me to do? She's asking me about it. What am I supposed to do?
This is the problem, Marcus.
You're a predator.
And I asked her,
how are we going to have a relationship?
And start a family when you're a fucking predator, Marcus?
Just going to walk away like you always do.
Sorry about her. She's being a little bit of a bitch today.
Um, anyways, you want to get back to picking up this box?
So yeah, just slam me your number.
I love the, I love the music, not out there at all.
Is that gonna end up, and we'll deal with that later, okay?
What the fuck did she just say?
Hey, hey, back away from her!
Yeah, yeah, back off, I said back off, I'm in a relationship.
Stop staring at my fat ass.
Never see that-
Um, Tessa, Tess?
Hello?
Oh, there's a white band that's driving by, you should jump in it.
I think it says pre-candy.
Okay.
What?
Found a teacher.
Well, ladies and gentlemen.
They truly made it.
Oh, hey Tessa, I don't want to be this guy, but like, it's just really weird to me how I've loaded all these boxes and you haven't loaded any.
So if you can just get back on that one, that'd be really helpful.
Here he fucking goes
Really helpful. Oh be careful. Don't back it up. Don't touch it. Hey, don't touch this. I've got it
Don't help me. I've got this. Are you sure you don't need any help? No, don't worry. I've got this by myself
I can grab the other side. You just don't need help. No, I
Need to prove a fucking point. Okay, don't worry. I can't help if you need it. No. Oh my fucking God. Just give me a sec
Hey hands off hands off
I got it. Okay, so you're doing amazing. This one's for women.
So he's letting women down there.
Oh, fucking hell. Don't worry. I'm right behind you. I'm gonna throw this one in.
No problem, just load it up, just uh, you got a, all, hey, maybe you can ask that guy to help you since you were uh, giving him your number.
And I'm holding the whole fridge.
What's going in?
Do you need me to do it?
Here, I got it, I got it.
Just hold it?
I got it, I got it.
No, I said I got it.
There we go, I did it by myself.
You did it, though, is the thing, because I kind of helped you.
That's for women.
That is for women right there.
See what I'm women down?
I'm not sure what he's doing.
He's a gentleman.
Oh.
He was washing the car.
We're almost ready.
Yeah, it's also the striped shirt.
It's just so sexy.
There you are.
How much more you got?
Almost done.
Just started bloating.
You guys, good?
Excited?
Oh.
As I said, my thick ass is not for you to look at.
Ready to go.
I just want to get moving at this point. It's getting late. I don't really know
Yo last night was fun, man
Gotta do that again. Oh, don't worry about what happened last night
All right. Well, did you need a hand with anything?
Don't worry about what happened last night
Nothing happened last night. Just two brews hanging out. Hey get out of here Nate
Hey, get you get out of here Nate
Last night was nothing, Tess. Don't worry about it.
Yeah. Wait, I went between you and Nate last night.
Oh, nothing. It was just a fun time. Nothing crazy, you know what I mean? Just good vibes.
You didn't jerk off, Nate, did you? Marcus?
Alright, I'll cool one down.
Get the wrong button.
wrong button. It's a little fun time with the boys. I think we're done. Is there anything
else and it can you can carry that what nothing you're doing amazing what no
nothing you're doing really really good also the two boxes in your already got
so unless there's different ones on your screen already got them
Tresta!
Oh.
Fucking Marcus.
That little run you've got going on, it's a good run.
Change the name, Marcus!
Marcus Burbur.
That is the name of the-
Boo Boo?
Yeah, I'm talking to a different Marcus.
Marcus.
Oh, yes?
help? Oh, uh. You're misogynistic pig! Okay, okay, grab that. Okay, grab that in. I guess
I'll help. I mean, I just thought women could do it on their own. You know what I mean?
I want my period. Help. It looks like you're struggling there. Why are you struggling so
much? Because I'm crumbling from the expectations of society. Okay, well you can't just drop
You dropped it in my foot
Oh
Back it up to that man. Oh my god. Is that I think expand or I?
help
Okay, don't worry. Oh my god. I just broken the hell. Oh my god. You're serious. Oh my fucking god
Oh my god, I just spent like two thousand dollars in OLED motors and I can afford it and I just
brought my fucking nail. This is actually Dave's fucking ruin.
Oh my god and then sometimes the tech equipment goes bad or the HDMI cable jiggles and I have
to get really upset and make it everyone's problem. Oh my god, I just hate that about
myself.
Oh my god, I just got paid to play a game for 48 hours and I fucking suck at it, but it's just such a miserable experience because I just fucking suck.
I'm stuck.
Move this fucking, we're still at the very beginning by the way.
This is gonna take forever! Come on! Pick up the couch! Pick up the couch!
Come on! Come on!
He- He fucking ho, Marcus!
You don't have to call yourself a hoe, but that's not right.
Well...
Honestly, don't think you're gonna fit in here.
We can make it fit.
Okay, hold on. Wait, let me do this.
Now, some of our equipment may be broken, uh-oh.
Push in.
Okay.
Bomb.
And then we put this on top of the couch.
I am, uh, Marcus, or Tess?
Yes?
Uh, I do have a bit of an issue.
Are you stuck?
I am stuck.
Oh, oh, I'm free.
Bomba.
Bomba.
OK, what the fuck about OK?
There we go.
Bomb.
OK, ladies and gentlemen, I think we're done.
I mean, is there anything else we need out of this?
Bro, tell me we don't have to take the TV to.
But OK, genuinely, how much do we have to move?
Is this moving, Tim?
what there's more oh my god god bro this was like where I actually had to move
bro
oh my fucking god slow down there can't be more bro that's gotta be it
I think we're good
The fuck J-Dab that's everything
Sorry, I had to do that voice line. Okay
Oh
It's coming fucking whoa, why do you think I look like a dad?
Do you think they're all black people like okay? No, I feel people who sit in the chair like this
People yeah, just like me now. I'm J deb you put it in there
Good, okay, I'll get this case
it's time to go so yeah wait where's the suitcase I wasn't listening I already put
it in there no but he said I'll get the suitcase oh oh my gosh you're a genius
Okay, let's go
Hey
We just fucking call me. Uh-huh
Wait, did you reorganize this? Oh, no, it naturally
Yeah, yeah, I did this. No, that is not the work of you. Okay, that is not I did this
And now what do we do? Do we just get in a go? I guess. Oh my god. I'm a passenger princess
Yes.
Actually, I'm feeling a little tired.
Do you think that you could drive, Loki?
No.
Do we need to hook up the U-Haul?
He plays the music.
Oh!
How's that?
I love Marshmallow.
I
Why does it say I wasn't the best at driving I would just let Tessa drive. I'm a great driver. Oh
Fuck this you just fucking what the fuck okay, okay
Tess this is I was simply aligning it so you can hook it up. That's all I was doing
Hey, stop worrying that bullshit. It's Nixon fucking five.
Hey, hey, don't hunk at me, okay? Don't hunk at me, my woman! I'm getting in the car, we're moving!
Fucking idiots.
You can hunk at me, any day.
Alright, let's get- oh!
See, it's a little rude when it happens, ever. Nope, they want you to drive.
No, hold on.
Oh my god, I'm a passenger princess!
Hunk if you like what you see.
Oh!
Oh, I have to drive?
Wait, I can give you the passenger princess!
This never happens!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Is there one person in your car that you started yelling, help?
That's a little weird, I'm not gonna lie.
Just drive.
Marcus, I don't like it when you make those jokes, you make me feel uncomfortable.
Sorry, Jess.
why isn't it moving Marcus please what do you mean why isn't it moving Marcus it's
not moving did you try hitting the brake where is that you break the car what
I can't say I'm gonna yell at it.
Do you want a manager to drive it?
Is this?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Suitcase in the garage!
Honey, I thought you said you grabbed it!
I did, no, it has to be in the trunk.
Bomba.
Says I put the suitcase in the trunk.
Oh, oh.
Put off, sweetie. I'm not in the car.
Oh, my God. Daddy's waiting, Marcus.
Ew.
Daddy is waiting for us.
Oh, God.
Hold on.
So I was letting some miscellaneous things fly all over the place.
Oh, wait, hold on. This was good driving.
So where am I going? Can you navigate?
you navigate um I think you take a left okay I said be careful we are right up
here now here's the thing we don't need directions okay we just go where I kind
of know where I'm going we fucking Christ there's hearing a voice so much
Just say open your phone. How do I open my phone?
Feliguree, they did not indulge in texting and driving
Wait, I was gonna miss my dad back reading the answer
Okay, by driving on a highway
Okay.
Marcus.
What?
Why are you texting me?
Whoa, you should not be reading a text.
Oh my God, this is a very bumpy ride.
Are you sure you don't want to drive?
Yeah, you know, I got it.
I don't...
I don't know if you really...
I feel like you're swerving a lot.
Okay, you just swerved into a different lane,
and you definitely did not look.
We are good, hold on.
You definitely did not look as a thing.
Marcus, you're safe with me.
Okay, all right, well this is not good driving.
It's not good, I'm not relieved.
Marcus is fine.
Oh, my dad texted me, keep me updated Marcus.
Sorry, I should have responded to my dad.
Okay, daddy.
Okay, daddy.
Sorry, I was responding to my dad.
Yeah, no worries.
I call my dad daddy as well.
I
Don't worry, I think Verizon just sent me a text I'm responding right now
Okay, oh good
That is Verizon though. Oh, yeah, no, sometimes Verizon. They just send me updates so I don't respond
You don't ever get text from like Verizon or like Domino sometimes T-Marble. Yeah
It's good. Oh, oh, you okay your new miss the exit. Yeah, is it this and I got the exit? Yeah, are you sure?
Stay on your for 40 months 40 miles
Why sir, it's not the right exit
It's said there for 40 miles. Did you take the right exit?
What did it say that it's saying Navgo it just came up. Oh, you don't have the navigation
Okay, are you able to reverse?
Yes
I don't know if this is legal.
It's late, they weren't no.
Okay, sorry, sir.
Okay.
But here's the thing, you're turning, I don't know if this is the way to go.
Okay, that's right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know if this is the way to go.
Okay, that's right.
Okay, Tess, I'm realizing it's saying go the,
you gotta go back the, we're going the highway,
you gotta go the right route.
Oh, okay, okay.
No worries, we can just turn around.
Okay, well you just hit that car sweetie,
so I'm gonna need you to check your mirrors.
Okay.
We can just turn around the highway.
Okay, I think, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Okay, maybe you should let a man drive, do you think?
My guess?
What the fuck did you say to me?
Sorry, I'm so sorry.
You have to let me be independent and try and do my own thing.
It's not going to work.
I get it, you're the big strong man.
It's a bit toxic.
I don't like it.
It makes you feel uncomfortable.
It makes you feel insecure, as if I'm not enough.
Yeah, me?
I'm so sorry.
I've never watched it in my Vietnam.
And I just wanted to know, I really appreciate you.
Oh my god, so sorry.
Verizon detected me one more time.
Okay, what do they say?
Um...
They can't wait for my plan again.
Okay.
Like, I mean, I guess
you should transfer over to that plan.
Yeah, I think I'm going to. I've been talking to them a lot, actually.
My daddy texted me, but I can't check.
Do you want me to look at your phone?
Yes, please.
If you hit me your phone, I can check it.
How do I do that?
Oh, okay, well, maybe just focus on the road.
How do I check the phone?
No, maybe just focus on the road.
Locus, look at me.
Look at me, Locus.
I don't really want to look at you when you're driving.
I don't fucking...
Sweetie, just look at the road.
You're not... look at the road, maybe.
Locus?
How do I give you my phone?
Oh, so now you want to offer your phone?
Oh.
Well, uh, Interstate... Interstate congested.
Heavy traffic on the road ahead, it says.
Oh my god, I'm gonna hit reroute
Take exit cascade in 0.8 miles, okay
You drive amazing also look behind you the sunset is beautiful. Thanks
Just kidding don't ever look behind you. What is wrong with you keep your eyes on the road
I'm talking about you want to be an independent woman. You want me to trust you? I trust you and things like that, you know
Okay, exit now exit now exit now exit now exit now you're missing the exit exit now
Fuck
This is a little bit short-knit. That's all would you cascade?
It's a little bit short. I was saying exit now, and you didn't
Okay, now continue on this road for 22 miles. Don't worry you're safe.
Oh my god, I'm not waiting for this guy, holy fuck. Get me around him.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
8-0-8-P-M.
Tess, are you snacking? I thought you were on a diet.
I
We talked about this we're supposed to be jimming together you were on a diet remember I'm not eating I heard the rappers
My it makes me happy. Why do you always judge me?
I just thought that maybe we're getting in the gym together. There's a little leader. I don't know it's just like
Yeah, I still-
I could be fat, Marcus.
I would never do that, sweetie. I would never do that.
Are you gonna be fat?
Boy, because I have a little snack on fat now.
For miles.
Yeah, that's why we-
If I'm fat, then maybe you should find someone who isn't fat.
There's not a single person in my life who is fat.
One kind of just-
What's the second Verizon just texted me?
What are they saying?
Is it a good deal?
good deal oh yeah I think I'm gonna get a discount really it can it be like a
joint package can I join in um I think it's like a single package
What? What? A tree!
You okay?
Shut up!
What was that hit by a tree?
How do we all get hit by a tree? Either you almost hit the tree or the tree...
Mark, it's just stressing me out.
Okay.
let's move the tree you know do you think that you can lift that tree well
not by myself I probably can by myself but I think it's better if we do it
together I mean here's the thing like I think we probably could listen to
the bike I don't know I believe it's an independent woman you can probably just
do it you know I'm gonna get the lighter side don't worry
I'm going towards you. Are you are you okay?
Okay, I feel like I don't know why you're doing that though you could have just gone clockwise it's already going to work
You know what whatever? Um
Hey, uh, sweetie
Yeah, why is that man on his porch staring at us?
Where
Oh my god.
ZOIL!
ZOIL!
Wait, ZOIL, come back.
Hello?
ZOIL.
ZOIL.
Hey, hey, it's late at night, it's late at night.
We don't go knocking on people's doors.
Why not?
Yeah, okay, maybe we should leave.
Is that not kind of creepy that the guy was just watching like you don't care?
I guess, but I mean people like to watch sometimes. It's not a big deal.
Yeah, maybe it's just me.
Uh, are you- there we go.
Alright, ready to go?
This should be good.
Is that enough?
Yeah, this should be good.
Yeah, that should be good.
Oh my god, why can't I push this even a little bit by itself?
Do you need some help?
No!
Don't touch it!
Oh my god!
Well, you're actually incredibly strong, holy shit!
Don't touch it!
No, you're doing an amazing job!
I'm not a thank you for that you can't afford that shit mark is why I talked of horizon
By the way, this is literally wine.
Yeah, you better talk to Veronica, you get a fucking cheaper deal.
Let's get in the car.
Wait, the trailer doors are open?
Yeah, you can't done it.
Did you open it?
I didn't open the trailer door, did you?
Did you open it no
Stop playing logic by the way from steel our stuff
Hmm interesting all right, let's play more logic
Clear skies and you know what I don't want to be alive
I don't want to be alive!
I just want to die today!
I just want to die!
I just want to die!
Who put on those gas stations there? Wait, wait, stop!
What? Is she a gas station?
Do we need gas?
I mean, they might have some snacks.
Let's go check it out.
I close the door.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Now this is the driving I need from you.
W, okay, never mind.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I don't-
Help!
Are you able to reverse?
Help!
Are you able to reverse?
Marcus I'm yelling at me. Oh, I'm gonna yell at you. Are you able to reverse the car reverse the car?
Maybe I don't know what the screeching means Marcus. Oh
My god, daddy's gonna be so pissed. Okay. Okay. Maybe he's reverse first
Okay
Now what
Okay, um, I see the issue right um okay turn here, okay, maybe just let a man do it
Are you still eating?
Don't stress eat you don't need to stress eat, okay?
I'm gonna stress out.
Just just let me just let me just get on a card and I'll handle it
Yeah
Yeah, I don't know
Right so the problem is is the car is now stuck
Um
Okay, so, so the- Wait, so what do we do?
Is there a- Test, test, test, test!
You know you are the better driver than me, Tess.
You are.
Tess.
Someone's thinking here.
OK.
Can you guide me to reverse into the trailer?
No, no, no.
You can just drive forward.
Huh?
Oh, it's already off.
You can find a hook to the trailer.
Yeah, that's how it goes out.
Wait, no.
It says the trailer's hooked.
Wait, it is?
Yeah, drive.
Oh!
Okay, we're back.
You know what? I apologize.
And you should be able to stress eat whatever you want.
You look great.
I'll thank you, Marcus.
Okay, maybe let's focus on the road.
Right. No, maybe let's focus on the road before we do thoughts.
Okay, fine.
I'm gonna call your wife.
Okay, now you're gonna turn right on Roseburg Road in 0.2 miles turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right
Marcus, I don't like it when you mansplain. Sorry. Thank you. You turn left. No, you're right now I'm so sorry I don't want to mansplain it. You know what I mean I don't want to let you do your thing.
That was a left is the thing that was a left.
Okay, the other way.
No worries.
Yeah, your other right.
There you go.
Okay, now stay on Rosebrook for 2.5 miles.
Is that for Ryzen again?
Getting a little bit of a rush.
Ryzen is supposed to be sometimes,
it's not all the time, it's just uh, uh-oh.
What is that?
What is that?
Is it on the dash cam?
What?
What if the light just come on on the dash cam?
we have a dash cam yeah why why did the light just come on the dash cam what
Marcus the light the light came on you're the driver you're supposed to know
I don't know
hey logic oh my god oh my god oh my god
oh my god oh my god
what's that behind us?
what do we do? what do we do? what do we do?
can you just pull over?
no I'm scared
why is he just hunking at us?
oh it's Timmy Marcus
oh my god we're steaming we're steaming
do something okay she's pull over you're such a weak partner what do you want me
to do you want me to get out and fight the man you're a weak man Marcus you're
Test, test, you're blocking him. Test, please.
What do we do?
Oh, oh, Jesus.
Oh.
What was the deal with that guy?
For real.
I relax bitch.
Oh my god, not you.
Oh, no.
What?
What do we do?
Oh.
Oh, the trees are really top and oh Jesus
That's the bare minimum sit up so you're saying I'm a toxic boyfriend in this game top of one
The other survivor, oh wait, was I supposed to read something?
i was clicking
mccus why do you only listen to fucking logic?
finish it off! this is your playlist, sis!
Oh my god!
Oh, dad.
Is that a logical macho mall?
What did daddy say?
Uh, your mother is asking where you're to at now.
Oh, we got a stop at the service station right here.
Back up.
Oh my god.
Yes, we can't drive with the car smoking.
What do you mean, oh my god?
Oh my god.
He just never told me.
You never tell me, and then we get caught in these situations and it stresses me out.
Is this enough?
At this point.
This is enough.
Okay.
Just a few car troubles test don't worry, I'll handle it.
I'll do the talking.
Okay, you do it Marcus, go.
Hello?
Hello? Oh my god, hold on. Snacks in here? Orange juice? Okay. Hold on, a little wine?
Hello? Hold on. We'll get a little up. Hello? Hello?
What is that?
Oh, it sounds like there's someone over there.
You should go check, Marcus.
No, no, no. Here's the thing.
You know what, sweetie? Don't worry. I got it.
Actually.
Hold on. I got to check in in Buffy and Daddy.
Nothing.
Why did you take that?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Why did you text me beef jerky?
What do you mean?
You randomly texted me beef jerky at 4.42 p.m.
What the fucking mean Marcus?
Did you get that text?
Bitch.
She's making sure it's actually from my number.
Hello
Test
Maybe uh, okay, maybe you should wait in the car
The car I mean, I just don't hello
No come back
He actually going
Tess?
Tess?
Tess?
Tess?
Tess?
Tess?
Tess?
Tess?
Oh, mom.
Oh, mom.
Oh, mom.
Oh, mom.
Are you fucking serious?
No, mom.
Crazy?
No, I thought you said to wait in the car, so that's all I-
Always the eating with you, it's always the eating, like I've asked you a million times, and it's just like-
Stop calling me fat!
It's always the eating with you.
Stop calling me fat.
It's like you're not fat, but your priorities are just all over the place.
What?
BOSS!
Hold on, I gotta hit it slowly really quick.
I'm done.
Oh, this place smells weird.
Oh, it does smell kind of weird back here.
Sorry, that was me.
I farted.
Yeah, OK.
Not again.
Hello?
I swear I heard somebody back here.
What happened, Tess?
Car just shitted out on us, and we're in the middle of nowhere.
Hello?
Hello?
4-9-1 over outside assistance.
Oh, we were fucking genius, Ellie.
We found a mechanic shop. I'll text you later.
I thought I heard someone.
Oh!
WHAAAAAT?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENED?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Mark is telling us not to engage!
Oh my god!
why would you run up like that I'd be my girl you tell them Marcus our car names
fixing we were calling out front actually we were driving up and kind of late
come on in the back oh my god the fuck was that here could take a look
temperature light maybe I honestly couldn't tell you you folks ain't from
around here huh excuse me excuse me I said we're just passing through I think
look at me like that why'd you ask
hey is there a fucking problem buddy there's don't see a lot of your problem
my partner here don't see a lot of what
I'm just a freak so long away from anywhere you could have been headed.
Don't see a lot of what? A lot of white women?
Alrighty. I'm gonna take a look at that car for ya.
Okay.
Thank you so much. This way.
Are we just gonna give him to this guy?
No, I trust him. I trust him. He sounds informed a bit more informed than you, Mark, because I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, I don't know why you're taking it. It's a little weird that he just said that stuff and you're probably taking it aside.
you're not doing anything are you like you're doing nothing so I may as well
get somebody to do something you'll come just call me Harry though oh Harry nice
nice to meet you again it's like you're just really only staring at me and I
really don't know how I feel about that hey oh you're really watching your lord
Marcus you're really just making Harry uncomfortable no no he's watching me is
the thing he's watching me are you not seeing this match you can maybe you don't
Really? On Harry?
Did he?
He doesn't see many girls running a step outside their circle here.
What is that supposed to be?
Just over here, Harry.
Tess, are you- Are you not hearing this?
Just so you know.
What?
Didn't mean to scare you back there.
I was just doing some scraping.
Did you-
That's okay.
No, Tess, I don't know.
Did you just hear what he said?
He said-
What did he say?
You're brave for-
What did he say?
Uh, he said-
You don't really see much women willing to step outside their circle and you're brave
Yeah, no
That's actually really nice. You're watching me a lot is the thing test test test walk a little bit forward walk walk walk out there
No, it's just nice to hear for once
It's someone actually noticing that I am trying to be a little bit braver and step out of my comfort zone, right?
No, I don't want to wear walking if all means the thing
I really don't like the way you're walking up on me test
Just a step over there, really, Val. Let me see if he follows you like if he's...
Coach, could you just try and stop making Harry uncomfortable?
No, but like, he's just...
Sorry about that, Harry.
It's okay.
Just a second.
Just this way.
All righty.
Yeah, thanks for giving us a sort of sinister flag.
Thank you.
That was not a gift itself.
No, yeah, shut up.
Thank you.
So tell me how two people are different
as you get together.
Hi.
What?
Ah, I'm not sure I follow.
What are you trying to say?
Honey, get in front of me.
I mean, I was just curious.
What?
Honey, no, no, honey, get in front of me.
These are your people.
Isn't it the other way around?
No, these are your people.
Get in front of me.
OK, I mean, I trust him.
I think I found the problem.
But in just a second.
Yeah, that's what I figured.
Think I can help you out, okay?
Sir thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. I
Told you we'd get help here. So what is it?
Yeah, this is coming on me. Looks like a cool. Oh, he's okay. Hey back up on my lady back up enough under the car
I could see you dripping from the radio. This is a
Clamp may have gone bad, but could be the whole of itself either if you notice anything before it died on you
Well, yeah, she was driving it into a pole
Yeah, Marcus
So embarrassing me. Sorry. I mean, it's just like he needs to know what's wrong with the car
You know what I mean? He kind of needs to know
Oh, Zoya!
Get on up here!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Y'all's right here.
Uh...
Marcus, isn't that the man that was in the porch?
Is that the man?
He looks kinda similar.
Is that the man?
Let's go up the gargoyle.
Go up the gargoyle?
Come on, come on, let's just...
Oh my God, they're arguing!
What?
Oh.
Oh, it's Rama.
Hold up, baddies!
Oh, my bad.
Oh, sorry.
Are you fucking serious, Marcus?
Oh, my fault.
There's an argument a lot.
I don't...
I can't...
Oh, I can't...
Oh, I can't.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, I can't.
I can't, oh.
Just really don't like the way they're looking.
It means the thing.
Uh, Tess?
Really, did you see what he's looking at me?
Yeah, why do they, what are you doing, Mo?
What are you scaring him with?
I took another look.
We can't fix the car.
Hold on, you said you could take care of it.
Yeah, the engine's in worse shape than I thought.
It looks like the head gasket is about to go out.
Whole thing's kind of messed up.
What?
Talk to him, sweetie.
Talk to him.
Okay, okay.
I got this.
You said you had the pots.
Oh, I think they're all off.
What do we do now?
We're all the way out here.
It'll be all right, folks.
I
Why can't you fix it?
Could throw on again
Told you we can't help
There you do little patch job
Bill's house but you try to get back on the highway you're looking at a catastrophic
engine failure. He sounds like me after already three days of all six.
Got you boss.
It looks like you as well. Just missing the hoodie.
anything like me. Y'all need
some. Ah, maybe just grab a snack. Just wanted a few drinks for the road. No, I don't think
we can help you there. I swear I saw some drinks in there. We've been on the road a
There's snacks
Okay, at this point this is racist
I'm serious I am bitch
Okay, just come here. Here's where he doesn't know
He took it out took what out well, I maybe have put some snacks in the back
Oh
Take a left out the box and down the road. All right. I did not put anything in the car. Don't worry
Now y'all best get in the car and go
Okay
I
Want to use the restroom
So racism is funny
No, I just, I'm sorry.
That's so funny to you, Ted.
Alright, let's go. Turn it right.
Rosie, I'm noticing this game, maybe the rules that we picked really are interesting.
Yeah, that is.
You're going the wrong way, by the way. You're going the opposite way.
Didn't they say right?
Oh, did they?
Maybe you're right because I went past it originally, right?
So it's down this way.
Pea on him.
What would peeing on him even do?
He's watching us drive away.
You know, Rosie, I'm noticing.
Oh, oh, my God.
Oh, my God, you asked, I must kill this.
All right, right here.
All right.
No, no, where are you going?
Get down this room!
You said right!
Oh sorry, left, sorry, left.
Jesus Marcus.
Is this what we're supposed to go?
Aw...
This looks about right.
No, this is a dead end. We went around.
Oh my god, it's more fucking trees.
Hey, here's the thing though.
I'm just glad we made it out though. That guy was really fucking weird and he was definitely racist, no?
Well, he was just weird towards you to be honest. He was very nice to me.
And you don't have any type of problem with that. Just to be very clear, I want clear comms.
You have no issue with what just happened. None.
Well, I wouldn't say that, but I'm just saying he was a very kind soul to me. I don't know how to...
Kind is the interesting word. So you're... Okay.
Kind. So you thought that was kind.
So Marcus, make yourself useful, will you? Are we going right or straight?
Oh, right.
Uh, it says no route selected, so, um, I would just take this road here.
This one here?
Yes.
Always knew you got quiet when you were around other minorities.
Now it's starting to really make sense.
I can't be a racist. I'm dating a black person.
Now this is terrible PR for you.
Now this is awful PR for you and I'm here for it.
Oh my god. I am actually here for it.
I'm still arping.
I go on?
Now- I- I'm out of my- that was crazy, to say. Personally.
And I think it's crazy disrespectful what they were saying, but-
Oh, my fucking god.
We had to reverse back to Bill's?
What?!
Yeah, but Bill's isn't the place we were just at, it's like a house thing before.
Oh my god.
Sweetie?
Where do we go?
Okay, keep going now.
Which way?
Go back, go back!
I really think you just don't listen to me sometimes.
I'm just a little frustrated.
Is this bills I don't know I don't know where I'm going Marcus
Okay, keep going forward go forward
Are we screwed
Keep going
People you make drama with the people back down at the gas station and now we don't know where to go
So it's my fault we're having a bang in the gas station. It's my fault.
Well, I don't know. I don't know why there's always an issue with you and not me.
That is stressing me out.
I'm sorry.
You want me to drive?
No. Where the fuck do I go?
Go forward, you fucking brain dead tropletite.
Sorry, I mean, love you, sweetie fuck off monkeys
Is this what we're supposed to be I
Don't know where bills is
Go back. Oh, we missed it. We missed it. Do a loop in this parking lot here over there on the left
I go in there and then
This is our way. They said we missed it. There's a whole trial of people behind us. Who's fault is that?
It's yours. Sorry, slow it down slow it down slow it down
Bills is supposed to be somewhere here. Okay, that's Seneath
Turn right at the side they said okay go forward
Oh, and then here, here, here, turn right, turn right.
Turn right, here?
Yes.
Oh.
Okay, now Marcus, this does not seem safe.
No, Tess, I'm telling you, I would never lead you astray.
Go, go down.
This looks like a perfectly safe and normal road.
Fine. We'll do it your way then.
What the fuck is that?
What?
Like what?
What?
I'm doing a game!
Um, sorry, that was Verizon calling me.
Okay.
I didn't like that at all.
This is Verizon calling me, don't worry.
I didn't really, okay, I didn't really sound like the right...
No, it was the right, the...
They were just calling me a lot, they really wanted to know what I was up to, it was kind of...
Sorry about that, I had to take that phone call, but my attention is fully on you, I promise.
I'm sure, I'm sure it is. Now...
Marcus, for some reason I'm hearing scary music in my head.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
No, I think that's just the radio here, look, we made it.
The radio isn't on.
Don't fuck. Okay. This is it?
I think this is Bill's.
Are you sure we should be going here, Marcus?
Yes, I told you. I would never leave your straight.
Now the nice man at the gas station said this was a safe place.
Excuse me! Hello? Hello?
I told you people I ain't interested in you
Anyone?
Let me in!
The morning star sees the light you spread
His wrath will find you in the end
Oh, see, and this is your people
This is the shit I've been talking about, huh?
What if you're saying my people?
Oh, Jesus, the flag
Oh, my, okay
Okay, man
My fault
Okay, Marcus in the car please
Please, please, never go business talk.
That's all me.
Team, we're just gonna have a team meeting.
Don't worry, we'll stay over here.
Okay, now Marcus, I do apologize for doubting you earlier.
I think there was a bit of a situation here.
Uh, Tess, you do notice that she's still staring at us?
Yeah, I do.
And I did notice the flag as well.
It's still waving in the air.
Yeah, it is.
We have driven a little deep in here.
You might be a little too deep south, I think.
Okay. Do you think maybe it's that house over there?
Yeah, maybe we go to a different house.
Okay, well...
It's gotta be this one.
That is a barn. Do not go there.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, let me go to talk some sense into her.
Ma'am?
What?
You're not from the new temple. New temple? The guy from the gas station sent us
here to talk to one of his friends. Well then, what do you want?
It's a very interesting flag you got there. Alright. I'll cover again. Whatever temple you were talking about, we need help
with our car we're looking for a guy named she is ugly as shit hey hey no way
she's not Billy boy she looks like a billy boy sorry so sorry now this is
terrible clips for you this is terrible clips and I love it I'm sorry I'm so sorry
You're not Billy Boy?
Charlotte, you didn't strike me as a Charlotte.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, he called, said some folks were stranded and headed my way.
I wonder who he voted for?
I'm guessing that'd be you.
Uh...
That'd be us!
Sorry to bother you.
the year the man she's been told is probably a coolant leak nice and backed
out and something handle this one I will I will could you please take a look sir
really long what you doing damn thing all trailer engines hot as hell all of
Oh, of course.
Oh, of course.
Oh, great!
I mean, he didn't even look to the fair.
He didn't even look there was a thing.
Hotel here
Now you're welcome to sleep in your car out here if you want oh
Hell, I'm not
They ain't sleeping in no car. Oh my god. They're hospitality
If we weren't meant to take care of you
This is W hospitality
No
Yes, dude, Marcus
Marcus have you not watched the movie get out to this is not a very good idea
I'm not sure if this car should even move anymore your friend buck told us it'd be a catastrophic engine failure
They will be needing your car to get there take this little trail behind the house. Oh, that's so safe
She's safe.
It's safe.
So safe.
He's held and leads straight to her parsnatch.
We'll let her know if you're alive.
She'll be waiting with a room.
Yeah, Charlie, you keep that stuff,
if you're in there or something.
Stop making fun of the racists.
Stop making fun of the racists.
We're in there, liability, nothing else.
Black don't crack, so she hating on me,
but black don't crack, you know what I mean?
That's a lot of cracks I'm seeing right there.
I'm seeing mad cracks.
She wants to get raced as we can do that, you know what I mean?
Yes, yes.
It's a straight shot.
That is what they call them.
Why do you man for Miss Julia's guests a flashlight for the night?
No sense in them up in the dark.
Fine. Hold on.
Sorry, I already have a flash.
Okay.
What the fuck was that?
What did you say?
I said okay.
Oh.
I why are you still here
You know what I don't know why you're aging like fine wine
Tess would be so lucky if she could be just like you draw it. Don't drop it. Ah, yes
All right, that's enough for tonight trails back there goes right up the hill a waste time
All right, thanks guys
Come on now Charlotte. Thanks y'all you folks better get home
Thank you y'all.
What the fuck is this?
See, again, Marcus? I just turned against the idea.
I don't know Bill. I don't know that Harry. I don't know any of his people and
I think we need the suitcase.
I think so.
It's a small town, but people are different up here.
Wait, do we? Oh, maybe we just go.
Let's just go.
I think we just go.
Two strangers we just met, pointing us down a dark trail and you're just...
You're fine with that.
I'm not fine with that.
I just don't see another option.
I mean, Tess was in. There's really not much you can do.
What was that?
What was what?
Tess, this is an e-
Because this sounds like a romantic walk, me and you.
It's a boost.
It means you just decide and expect everyone to follow.
I don't know if you've seen the movie Get Out, Marcus,
but this is really not burning well.
I don't have a good feeling about this at all.
I mean, it was not going well for me or you.
Which one of us is the racist in that scenario?
Well, I mean, if you die, then what the fuck do I do?
Well, isn't in your role in the movie is gonna mean corporate all of it. It was always I
Wait a minute, I found this place. I'm moving to Washington. Let's go Marcus
Subossing questions about it. Like I wasn't even there like this was something you were doing and I just happened to be coming along
Let's go
this way I just
I don't know. I don't want to feel like I'm along for the ride
the worst we have all our way I didn't even realize that it was such a big deal
I thought I would throw that out market so were you you wouldn't be leading me
anywhere for would you also I'm not gonna lie you're just yapping right now
stop making decisions yeah tell me some shit okay are they arguing but right now
I know we need to make a decision together so I'm asking not telling you
What do you want to do?
Oh, what the hell is that?
Get the suitcase.
She just now said get the suitcase? Girl, we walked too far!
She waited all this time for that dialogue as I get the suitcase?
Girl, we're halfway there!
I've, yeah, uh, yep, I got the suitcase earlier.
You brought it, right?
Here we, yeah, I definitely brought it.
Here we go.
Hey.
I'm sorry about last night.
I didn't think about how that sounded.
I would never say I've whistled.
And that's part of the fucking problem, Marcus.
I'm glad with oh
What the fuck was that?
What
I think it's a
Think it was a a Wendingo. Oh
Wendingo
Tim, how far are they sitting us up this hill? Oh my god, wait.
9.58 pm. You're out of even a sub, I appreciate it.
Yeah.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen. Let's vamos.
Oh, this place looks lovely.
Wow, this looks like a really safe stay.
Nothing promiscuous or terrible would ever happen here.
And then, at all, stay with us.
Oh, my god.
I guess.
Look.
Clean beds, hot meals, no vacancy elsewhere.
Oh, um.
Yes.
Stay with us.
Right.
No, I'm speaking of do not.
Are you not seeing that?
Huh?
No, just me. Must be the one.
That sounds good. Sounds like a great time to meet ya.
I mean, this is like such a fun place to stay.
You know the pull of Marcus is you don't get people a fair go.
Oh, okay. Right. Okay, so I just need to be more open maybe. Maybe that's my problem.
Yeah, like you just, you judge people very quickly and you think they're gonna do the worst.
Like, they're trying to help us, Marcus. They're giving us a place to stay.
And there's no vacancy anywhere else. I think I just need to be a little bit more open to things
You know what I mean? Bed and breakfast you make both
Oh, hold on Verizon is texting me
What do I say?
Oh
It was actually
They just wanted to let me know that my plan I have to sign some paper tomorrow
So maybe I'll just step in the bathroom and make a call for a second
Okay
Excuse me!
Oh, now this lady looks like a delight.
Such a sweet woman, isn't she?
Oh, she's a little chopped, but she was okay.
Car, giving you trouble on a night like this?
Come in, come in. You must be exhausted.
Mercy, me. I've just bit now.
Are you too hungry? You look like you haven't eaten.
Oh, she definitely has been eating, don't worry. She has been eating.
Marcus, are you fucking serious?
I'm sure you'll get it by the way. I don't think Charlotte mentioned.
Marcus, this is Tessa.
Tessa, what a lovely name. You're going to feel right at home here, my dear.
Oh, thank you.
It's weird you left me out of that.
This house is beautiful.
beautiful. You must be a busy landlady. Am I not going to be right at home?
She is marvelous, isn't she? Old homes like this care for them.
Oh bless your heart.
And please, I'm an innkeeper, dear. Landlady is just so crude.
She didn't really say I was going to feel at home as a thing.
This used to be a pretty self-mock. It's been very nice.
I preached at the old scratch temple behind the house.
After they moved out, the congregation decided to turn it into a bed and breakfast to help
the church coffers.
Chose me to run it.
Keeps a roof over my head and helps the old temple at the same time.
Oh, you'll hear most of the locals talk about the temple, but mind you, there are two here
in our little town.
Some of the younger folks split away and started new scratch temple up the hill.
but we don't worship the same as the youngins.
Right.
They call it progress, but I call it forgetting the better ways.
What does she mean, the better ways?
Forgetting the better ways?
Yeah, like, make this.
Well, let's ask you a real question.
How much for a room?
How do we owe you for the room?
Depends on how long it'd be staying.
Only one night.
Your friend Bill said he can fix the car in the morning.
For the night, it's 9 to 5.
Breakfast included, of course.
But don't you worry about that now, sweetie.
Breakfast included!
Real square waiting here is a quarter of breakfast, sweetie.
Are you-
Wait, that's s-
That's a great deal.
Uh, can I use the restroom?
Sorry, could we get to our room, please?
We're both really tired.
Oh, of course you are.
Must have been a long night.
I forget myself sometimes, but I do love to chat.
Yes, you do.
She's just like you, Tess.
Okay, now have a seat, sweetheart.
Really, Marcus? You wanna keep making little fucking jabs at me? We'll see what happens later tonight.
I'll be right back.
Um, excuse me. Is there a restroom I could use?
Yeah, it's in the back, by the kitchen.
I appreciate it.
Alright, uh, Tess, I'm gonna leave you out here by yourself. Don't worry, okay?
No, I'm- I'm- I'll be fine. I feel very comfortable here.
Uh, don't miss me too much.
I warrant, Marcus.
I'm just saying, just don't miss me too much.
No, no worries, Marcus. You can go.
Did you miss me yet?
Nope, not at all.
Actually, there you go. And he's gone.
He's gone? Oh.
Did you miss me now?
Nope, no. I still have not missed you a little bit.
Do you want me to leave? There, okay.
Did you miss me now?
Okay.
Yeah, still not her. There's still a no on that one.
I'm so hopeless life, can I word it she's here?
Oh my god the restroom is all the way back here, okay.
Hold on, let me just take a piss here, I can't stop pinching, oh my god my stream is so
When will you flip the truck over in your carol?
Highway provides a good, huh?
Maybe a good will stay buried a little longer this time.
Good. Never did shit right with me.
Ain't that too offering when they already paid their dues?
Yeah.
There's nothing on them, no way.
Julia walked linen he brought up to the spare room.
I'll get you, Steve. You took the locks downstairs before bed.
Yeah, they did, my man.
They'll send you alive if you're a baby.
Don't need to taste these then, will you?
Where did they go?
Moccas?
Uh...
Moccas?
Sweetie?
Yeah?
Did you not hear those two guys talking-
Oh!
Sorry to keep you waiting, my dears.
Your room's all ready now.
Oh!
And I think you're going to love it.
I went ahead and put you in our majestic suite.
Oh!
That-
But before I take you up, I'd love to show you the parsonage.
The grand tour, if you will.
It will give you a deeper respect for this majestic house.
Oh!
I'm sure.
A man was running away when you were shooting and he said, like, I'm Dante, I watch hours
at a time per video.
Normally it's one video or two hours long, so that makes sense.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
So he said, I'm just like him and he was stressed and running and said, don't tell anyone.
Uh, Tessie, I just, uh, maybe I'll just wait till we get to the room.
Yeah.
Um, this is our Parsons study.
Everything here belonged to someone who lived, worked, or prayed under our roof.
These books were collected over generations.
Most of them are out of print.
What?
Oh, I wasn't excited.
Sorry about history older than anything, my dears.
Feel free to browse the shelves if you'd like the good read.
Hmm.
Are you fucking kidding me?
get covered
i'm sorry so don't get these people sick don't
against the fucking curve it'll die
i i i i might really want to be honest
are you sure?
now what the fuck is that?
i did test
i don't know if we're going to be able to get the test
maybe we just go and see her
This place is old, and that includes the pipes.
Best not to drink from the taps.
The water cooler's safe.
Well then, pardon me.
It's time to get you two settled.
This way.
Just fucking call for me.
No, it wasn't me, it was her.
Oh, and this one stays closed.
It's staff only down there.
Yes.
What?
Those two guys, uh, they were whispering about some temple and about how there's a lot of
those folks that are showing up tonight.
And who was those folks?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but it sounded right, I'm like, hear me out,
hear me out, because I know how you get and I know you don't believe me in a lot of things,
right, and I know you don't believe me.
Okay, right.
They were talking about, like, like, me, men?
No, no, like, like, me.
Marcus?
No, no, but they, they, okay, okay, it's like, they, you know, they, they said, they said, those people are strong.
They're stressing me out, they're stressing me out.
Those people.
No, Tess, I feel like you don't understand me.
Okay, I think minorities, they're talking about minorities, Tess.
Why?
I think they just don't like my kind here, Tess, and I know how you get about this, and I know you don't believe me.
But Tess, I need you to believe me. I was in the bathroom, and they were saying the things, and they were saying those people.
They said-
Okay, if they don't like you, let me handle it, and I'll tell them to start liking you, and it should be fine.
Right, but I feel like the last times that that happened, you kind of didn't do that.
So I'm kind of trying to get you to speak up.
Well, to be fair, you kept rage-baiting them.
So it was my fault.
I mean, I'm not pointing fingers at you, Marcus.
I know that you feel a certain way about this, but all I'm going to say is that you didn't
make it very easy for the model.
Yes, I'm telling you there's something weird about this place.
All I'm saying, Marcus, look, if they are, I feel like you're just a cute, let's just
You're accusing them of being racists, okay? We're in a scary part of town. We've got a Confederate flags
Everything is pointing towards racist. If that is the case, I will step up as your partner and I will tell them stop
I will say stop. This is not the time and that it's not fair and they shouldn't be racist anymore
Right, so it's okay
Okay
Okay, so I will step up. You just want me to stop pressing the issue then. Just want me to just yes
Just let me handle it. I'll fix this.
The worst defender, by the way.
Excuse me!
Okay.
He said no, thank you.
That is very kind.
Oh!
Let's see how I can handle this.
Excuse me, man. I've heard that you're a fucking racist.
Oh, she cut you off!
I hope it's to your liking.
The heat's already set.
What is this? She did not say no.
So you shouldn't feel a chill.
The staff put in extra effort this evening to prepare for your arrival,
so I hope everything meets your expectations.
Oh, if anything at all, press zero on the telephone.
Though we ask boarders to reserve late night calls for emergencies only.
Thanks, man. But I've heard that you're a fucking racist.
I really appreciate it.
I'm sure we're all set.
Oh, okay, that's not what you said.
Well then, my dear, why do you need to make yourselves at home?
I'm sorry for you, David Corbyn.
She's fucking COVID.
Oh, and she's actually getting herself denied all right.
I didn't notice any rings, so we've made sure there are separate beds for each of you.
Folks at Old Scratch Temple like to make sure people keep themselves pure.
You know why she be watching?
Pure.
Okay, ma'am.
I've heard that you're a fucking racist.
Okay.
Marcus, I don't know why you're just...
Well, here's the thing.
She's not saying no.
I said to let me handle it.
No, but it's kind of a oral hospital.
Really, you're really not pressing her the way you're supposed to.
But you just...
He's for each room.
Just so you know, the door locks itself.
What?
But if you both get locked out...
We'd need to come by with the skeleton key.
We do charge $20 for the trip.
Happens more than you think.
So figured I'd mention the charge.
$20 to come.
You're in the safe.
I mean, it's not bad hearing Alabama.
It really isn't bad.
Yeah, we're just crashing through the mountains.
Like the procession, you know, everything kind of crazy.
We're a prisoner now.
One of you be so kind to step down.
Free breakfast.
On your best book, everyone has to.
It's a tradition, you know?
You kids don't seem like the kind who would break a fine old-
Wait, were you just trying to guess book?
Did you close the door on that lady?
Where's the guess book?
I think one of us needs to go downstairs, so...
Oh, there's a boss in here!
Oh my god, that is so nice.
This is a great deal. I'm not gonna...
Oh, dad texted.
I let him know we have no dice in the car.
What's on the window?
What's a Marin?
Ooh, nice little, uh...
Hey, sweetie?
Yeah?
You look behind the...
Behind what?
Uh, you just did your...
Don't worry about it.
What?
Oh.
Um...
So that must be the older people.
Makes sense, small town.
Okay.
Um, I think that you should go down stairs and sign the guest book, they said.
I can do that.
I was. And I also...
Marcus.
I wanna tell you this.
I know I've had a terrible day, and we've had our back and forth.
I am guaranteeing you right now, I'm not going to allow this kind of behavior towards you.
I will be approaching them and confronting them and telling them to stop being racist,
because I think it's a little bit troubling, especially since you are my partner, and I
don't want you to feel a certain way.
You know?
I don't think that's okay.
So I will be stepping up and telling them, hey, stop, that's right.
Mass he
Can you start seeing me again?
It's just or a loss the way you can you can you start seeing me again a little bit that way
This way a little bit more out in the hall. Oh
It after some reason I caught I just
Some reason I just feel like it's not the right thing to be doing right now
Okay, let me try
I feel like this is not the right thing for me to do right now either.
Oh!
I think I need a bath.
I feel disgusting after that hike.
Yeah.
I'll do that.
Uh, should I step out of the room?
Yeah, if you can, please.
I need a wash.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I kind of have a minute or one.
Oh!
Oh!
MAKES!
Sorry.
Yeah!
This is on where the door won't close.
Oh, sure.
I can't see you!
MAKES, do you see the church out there?
Oh yeah, it's just the, uh, the apartment you turned the lights on.
Boo, no towels in here.
Can you call Miss Julian and ask if she can send some?
Um, Tessa?
Yes?
First of all, I just want to say you look lovely in the bath.
Thank you.
Guys compliment all day.
Oh, I just felt like I can really see you for who you are, you know?
Oh, it's just interesting, because earlier you called me a fat whale for snacking.
Didn't really appreciate that, Marcus.
Don't worry, for some reason I just can't see it right now.
Oh, one second.
Wake! Thank you for the raid! Thank you, Wake! So much!
That's Wake!
For some reason right now, Tessa, I just can't see it on you right now. You look awesome.
Wait, just give me a second.
Wake! Thank you for the raid! Thank you!
Love you, buddy! Love you! Okay.
So, as I was saying, you called me a fat fucking whale?
Marcus?
Sorry, I'm back, sweetie.
You called me a fat fucking whale? Is what you said, your exact words?
Can I just want to compliment you really fast because I feel like we just been off in the
long run today.
It's been really tense.
I just want to say that your skin is looking really clear.
Is that all?
Yeah.
I think your skin is looking clear.
It's like there's a lot of weight off your shoulders.
And honestly it's just like you just have like, I don't know.
haven't noticed my lashes today? They're a quarter of an inch longer than usual and
you didn't say one single thing. Your lashes look spotless. Spotless, so they're not
existence. No. Get the fuck out of my bath tub. Get the fuck out of my fucking. Take
Make a bath, Moccas. I think you need to clean up.
Oh.
I mean, I guess it is...
Moccas?
Can you call... I have to call Ms. Julia to ask
because she can send you some towels, I guess.
Can you get back in the bath, please?
You're having a relaxing time, and I want to try to pamper you, okay?
So just get in the fucking bath!
Moccas, I think...
Hi, um, sorry to bother you ma'am. My girlfriend's in the bathroom and there doesn't seem to
be any towels in there, so. I see. Bobby must have forgotten again. That boy.
I was wondering if someone could bring some up. Oh. The staff's called it a night, I'm
They've had a long night already, my dear. I'd hate to wake them for anything short of an emergency.
What? Right, I understand, but...
And, uh, missing towel wouldn't qualify, I'm afraid.
Oh.
Um, sweetie?
Sir, so what should we do?
If it's something you need right now, you'll have to help yourself.
All the laundry for the parsonage in church is kept in the basement of the temple.
Oh, wow. The church?
Oh!
Yes, if you head out through the back door to the church, you go down to the basement.
Oh, easy.
Your found clean towels folded on the back.
Okay. Let's get out.
That's how the laundry is done.
Oh, no, sweetie, I don't wanna...
Let's get out. That makes sense.
If you'll excuse me, it's getting late.
Uh...
Good night.
Are you able to...
Yeah, but I'm and I'm taking a bath. I feel like it's grab towels. Yeah. Yeah, so you should be the one to go to sleep. It's the only option.
Don't worry about it. I'll air dry. I mean you could just air dry the thing two minutes. Please be safe. No, I feel like it's just not accurate to like my war because I would not be able to take a bath.
Please be safe.
No, I feel like this is not accurate to my lore because I would not go and just investigate.
You wouldn't do that to your girlfriend?
No, I would do that for the love of my life, of course. Just drop the flashlight, please.
Here you go.
Don't worry, Sweetums.
I'm going to go get your...
Just double check really fast.
We're talking about this church?
Yeah, that one over there. The glowing window.
A red glowing window.
In the basement. The basement of the church over there.
With the tombstones in front of it.
And you're going to stay here and take a bath?
Yeah, I mean, I'm still wet.
I don't know, I could just really use the company as a thing.
I could just really use it.
I'm still quite damp, so I think it's just smart if you just...
You just look so dry though, as a thing. You look so...
No, no, no, no.
Hey, tell me, do you hydrate it?
No, I wouldn't.
Are you saying my skin is flaky?
I would never say that about you.
Excuse me?
You have called me fat, fucking whale all day.
It's because I snack when I'm stressed.
And now, you're saying my skin is too dry.
Then, you didn't even notice
my lashes were a quarter of an inch longer than normal.
Hello?
Hey, Verizon, I'm...
Marcus, you just texted that to me.
Oh!
Marcus! You're texting this to me!
Oh, I'm so sorry!
No, I was trying to respond to Verizon
because I was letting them know I have a meeting...
Who is Verizon?
No, Verizon, I was letting them know
I have a meeting with them tomorrow.
I have a call with them tomorrow.
That was a mis-send. That's my fault.
I'm so sorry. I was...
I'm curious what you're saying, and I'm taking it very seriously.
It's just like for you, any deal, a new package?
No, no, yeah.
I think I'm going to get a call with them tomorrow,
and we just have some things to talk about,
like a new plan that we're going to get, maybe a family plan.
OK.
Oh, OK.
We're finally going to start a family, are we?
Yeah, I think we're going to start a new family.
That was a bad time.
It is about time, Marcus. You actually tried to do something for once.
You look so sexy, Horizon. I want to see you so bad. I hate Tessa.
Oh, that was a bad... Sorry, I'm sorry. That was a bad...
I'm sorry, Marcus. You've sent that to me.
Right. No, but that was Super Horizon. I was just gonna say, I love Tessa.
There's like a weird autocorrect thing. It was weird.
You just take a bath, though. Take a bath.
Can you just go and get me the fucking towel?
Uh, sweetie, please remember that the door can't unlock until you get here, so if you
can just unlock it while I come back.
Yeah, no worries.
And remember, keep yourself safe.
I will.
You too.
Don't miss me too much.
I won't.
Love you.
I won't.
Love you.
Yeah, I won't.
Love you.
I won't.
I won't.
I won't.
Love you. Yeah, I was
Surely she's missing me right now
One second.
Oh my fucking god.
So you think his mustache is bigger than mine?
butter no that's how I guess I'm gonna go get you the fucking towels
He's already typing.
Oh my God.
Bro, doesn't he know we have a single brain cell?
Because how did he already start typing?
So actual, of course.
She's kind of weird, I don't know.
Okay, all I've got to do, get to the field.
Tessa is worth it.
Oh, hold on, she texted me.
This cheating whore!
Actually, no.
No, I can't warp that hard.
If I warp too hard, if I warp too hard, it's genuinely going to be bad PR for me.
bad PR for me.
No, I didn't get it from the end!
Jack, I was trying to type...
I was trying to type BITCH!
BITCH! BITCH!
It was just back... I tried, I tried it on BITCH!
And how I still lug on the towels.
Okay.
Tessa is hot.
Oh, she's hot.
I know I can't.
This is not worth it.
Why would you ever go in here?
I'm good off you, man.
I'm good off you, man.
I'm good off you, man.
I'm good off you not gonna lie
Now I enjoy him
Since you want to
cheat
Prob the man you meant to text, I'm good, off you, not gonna lie.
Cheating asshole.
See, and that's what I'm talking about.
All these women do is just cheat, cheat and lie and steal.
That's your type since you want to cheat.
Holy typos!
Apparently he has towels.
What the fuck am I even doing down here for? Am I just useless to her?
Oh, hell.
My pet peeve by the way is what I'm going to argument and somebody says I'm good.
Or dot dot dot.
Maybe I will take his Marcus, good.
I don't care.
I bet his towel is longer anyways.
You loved my towels.
For years.
Oh, what the fuck?
I
Faked it with your towels
Oh
Oh God, I find the other towels okay, I can leave
your towels were always a little too quick to dry your towel was always dry
I actually didn't like the way, I did not like the way it sounds.
What do you mean it's a lot?
Wait, what do you mean no network?
Yes
Wait, why is the last thing she said are you calling me a fat whale of our gifts and now I can't say no, so I'm in trouble
Oh my god, so that's the worst bro because now she's gonna say that I didn't respond to her and then she's gonna say that that implies that
I'm saying yes. Oh my god, bro
What do I do?
How do I get out?
I mean, there's gotta be a way, no?
Ironing board, this?
Okay, I take it back, I mistest!
Please?
I don't wanna be alone anymore!
Oh my god, I'm so scared.
Tess
Yes
Yes, what the fuck is that?
Where do I go?
I mean that way it looks like it goes up.
Is that a coffin?
Oh my god it goes under the graves.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god give me out give me out give me out.
Give me up, give me up.
Tess?
Hello?
Just shut up, not now.
Anybody there?
Tess!
Oh, can I do that one out?
Tess?
Oh my God, the stairs, thank God.
Tess, can I text you yet?
Test, test, can I text you yet?
I'm sorry.
You aren't fat.
Sorta.
Oh my God, she's never gonna get to see it.
What the?
Please don't do that brother!
Oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
Death?
Okay, test, test, test!
Hello?
Oh my God, no, she's pissed at me.
She thinks I called her fat.
Hello?
Oh my god no she's pissed at me she thinks I called her fat.
What the hell are you doing down there?
What was I doing down there?
Maybe fix your doors before blaming me.
I was stuck getting the towels.
I have to make my way out, okay?
I think I just shit.
So did he?
Um, Tess?
I'm I said I'm just the I need face test oh my god no no no
so for my brain assisted I knocked out test everything hell no I'm stitching
TESS!
Oh my god.
Tess!
Tess!
Tess!
Tess!
Tess!
Tess!
I'm sorry it's Marcus please you're not fast!
We can hit 15 million TOWs at a time.
Holy shit.
More Calculatory too 25 2 million 500,000 cows is the next unblocked
We're so close we're so close
We've hit a million cows ladies and gentlemen
One million cows
Is he talking about his mom?
Who the fuck was that?
Watch this test
Test please test, please
Okay
million down here we go two million twenty five two million five hundred
oh my fucking god we did it
Emperor clicker nine thousand per click
yes
what do we offend now
yes
can we hit ten million
yes
yes
we ten two times the emperor clicker
2000 part quick at that point. Oh my god Veronica. I'm so glad you called
Yeah, my fucking bitch girlfriend. She's never talking to me. She doesn't open the door. Oh, what the fuck are you saying?
Bitch, what was that? What was it? What was what?
Who Veronica? No, I said Verizon you misheard me
Look, why does everything have to be such a big deal to you? You know what I mean?
Like I feel like I'm in front of a cause horizon and you have to make everything about you.
Ah, excuse me? Quiet time? I'm busy.
1,800,000 cows, 2 million! We get 3 million cows! We're so quick to 10 mil. We're so quick to 10 million cows now.
There's no fucking way. Emperor clicker times 4 and some cow factories.
You can reach 100 trillion cows!
What the fuck does that even mean?
Holy shit.
Four million?
Five million?
Six million?
Seven million cows?
Eight million cows?
Nine.
Wait.
Ten?
Uh, what?
Well, nothing. I'm just, uh...
I didn't realize there's just a good game on here as a thing.
I mean, are you prepared to actually speak now or not?
Uh, yeah, no, I'm prepared to speak. You were saying?
I'm...
Sorry, I'm...
I'm listening! I'm listening!
I'm listening! I'm listening!
11 million pounds!
Tessa, Tessa, Tessa!
I want you to tell me about your feelings.
I brought a couple of times four.
Tessa?
I want you to start telling me about your feelings.
Oh, I'm listening.
Tell me about your feelings. Tell me how you feel.
I'm tired of being compared to everyone else and I feel like I'm just not enough.
Uh-huh.
For you, and it makes me feel like maybe it just isn't worth it anymore.
And this trip wasn't really a good decision, and I'd rather spend it with somebody else.
Who had a bit of a longer time- 20 MILLION CALS!
Cal Pyramid.
Oh my fucking god, there's no way.
What the fuck is after a cow pyramid?
We're about to find out, cause we've hit 20 million cows, ladies and gentlemen.
I need to talk to you, I'm sorry.
We are so close.
I need to talk to you.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm so busy in the middle of a rising meeting.
Please, please, please.
And I have your towels, I have your towels.
Almost 20 million!
We're so close.
30 million?
30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30?
We fucking hit it.
What's after the pyramid?
Pope clicker, 25,000 per click.
What the... 100 million... are we actually going to hit 100 million cows?
There's no way.
There is no way we hit 100 million cows.
Is that even fucking possible?
40 million cows!
40 million cows. We have broken 50 million ladies and gentlemen. We are in the halfway
I'm going to weigh Mock to 100 million cows.
Uh, Rosie?
Oh my god. Yes, Mockus?
Um...
Your towels.
What about them?
Would you like them?
Yes, Mockus.
So you said a strange man came to the door. Can you odd describe him for me?
He was bold and white.
But almost 70 million pounds
We are 30 million away now all we are going for quick
million
90 million
How do I give you these towels? Oh my fucking god?
What
What he's not sharing is that.
Are you watching this?
Marcus what?
Are you watching this?
Speaking of which, pay up bitch.
Okay, that's it.
I've heard enough.
We're gonna get to the bottom of this.
Now, when it comes to the offspring
of 34 year old swagless nerd Elijah.
Hey, um, I think
you need to be taking a bath.
I was done bathing.
Well, I, okay,
I'm bopping.
Well, I, okay, okay, then you get out and I'll take a bath.
My God, are you okay?
Yeah.
Oh, thank God.
Why?
You texted me.
Oh yeah, the signal down there is terrible.
I thought that door's down for a second.
It opens up a little bit after.
I mean, you do too, by chance.
Ha ha ha.
Hey, did you find the problem?
Yeah, let me put them in the bathroom.
There's a lot of backspaces you're doing right there, there's a lot of backspaces.
I
Think we have to go to bed. Oh
Julia said that everyone was asleep
Why doesn't say using vote above you?
What?
I'm checking our deals of horizon. Thank you very much. I'm like yeah, I'm actually doing something, right? Yeah
Okay, okay, I'll go sign it real quick. I gotta grab some water too. I think my arms acting up
We'll have fun downstairs
I can go get it. No, I'm it's okay. I just
I'll go you just got out of the bath
Marcus just go freshen up this fucking hit me. No
No
No, no, no Tessa Tessa
I need a honey, and I-
Aaaaaaah!
Why are you always here, do you, monster?
Aaaaaaah!
I need space, you leave me alone at any time.
We've crossed the fucking line.
One hundred and thirty five million is missed.
Unlock.
Can you go downstairs and sign the fucking code please?
Hey!
Oh!
Are you okay?
Yes, yes, yes.
I will open.
Okay, I should actually do that.
It's terrible PR.
It's terrible PR.
I did it.
I think there was a mosquito.
I'll listen.
I'll listen.
No, no, there genuinely was a mosquito. There was.
Guys, guys, I swear there was.
Hey Veronica.
Now, I get to take a little cozy bath.
No, hold on, let me close this, because I'm not liking that.
Now, I get to take a little cozy wrong number.
Hold on.
He's three inches on a good day.
Best three inches of your life.
Tessa?
Tessa!
Tessa!
Really long back, Tessa.
I never double-texted.
I was going to say if I don't use these towels to get out...
Uh oh.
I guess I just watch TV and wait for her shit you can't be washing dishes here
Washing dishes? Why would we do that?
Because you would be serving people food on place that I feel...
Man, are you nuts?
You can't go wrong with a little Clorox wife to clean them place with.
What the hell is wrong with you?
There is nothing wrong with it. People do not need to know.
Everyone will know! You're on that television!
Well, wait, wait. Like... TV television?
Hey, Tessa, do not come back. I'm busy watching the show.
I'm not here to help my restaurant out. Knock, make fun of it.
They told me to brush my teeth.
Such a shame.
That's how I looked at it with the arctic mirrors on.
Let's lift the order for table three.
What?
Leslie, wake up!
Dear lord, this kitchen is absolute shit. What the hell?
Leslie, take your hand off the flame. It's on fire.
Oh, why?
Is that a bottle of tequila?
I thought you were done with the drink.
Oh, so long, Jesus. My goodness.
You really shouldn't have alcohol that close to the grill.
That concludes our episode of Kitchen Frights.
Tune in next time, when Sheldon Ramsey visits a local fish factory in Houston, Texas,
where the fish have taken over the factory.
I mean, I guess this is chill?
Hey, so we just gotta give it a chill right now.
Hold on, this is good TV!
I'm going to really get a little cozy.
Is that a casell in there?
Why is she kicking so hard, isn't she just downstairs?
Honey?
Hey, something just reminded me of you.
anything like this before I'm so maybe we can work things out walk down here okay
I take a seat Eliza thank you for having me
worry Eliza is here because ten days ago his son Eliza Jr. requested a DNA
Come back, then we can talk.
Like, there's certain RP that I just can't take that far, and that's one of them.
Like, I could only go so far, and then I was just not willing to commit.
I just was not willing to commit.
I'm so good off that, bro, I'm good off that.
I'm, no, I'm good off that.
I was just completely unwilling to commit.
Ever again.
I don't get why he's acting this way. Superheroes are in right now, you know?
Yeah, they sure are. Anyway, any time. Let's bring out EJ!
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Shut up! Shut up! SMD! Whatever!
DJ thanks for being here today now we heard your explanation but there has to
be a reason beyond that for not wanting to lie oh maybe I should ask her if she
can bring me some food can you bring me some food by the way Rodney iconic maybe
get to cooking I'm sorry who Rodney iconic he's a popular rapper actor athlete
Streamer?
Sweetie, you can door-dash your good for it.
Why is it so dark over here?
Are you coming back, sweetie?
I sorta got it. Is Rosie playing that fuck-ass cow game?
Bro, I've been waiting for 50 years for him to come back!
Chips, as we said.
Wait, so, you used to look like that, and now you look like this.
Is Kenny jump-scared?
I'm just checking the food options.
Come back, we can't pop on food.
When we return, we're going to meet Brittany, who wants to confirm her brother who constantly misusing the words a few.
We'll be back after these short messages.
You know what's funny about him typing sweaty, by the way?
When I was a kid, I had made this Neopets account and it was either my password or something,
or my username.
It was Sweepie because that's what my grandfather used to call me.
But I did not spell it because I was a little kid, so I named it Sweepie by accident.
So every time I signed into my account, I was always going to sweat pee because I didn't
know the difference until my sister was signing in and then she saw it say sweat pee and then
she was like, oh, that's kind of weird.
Anyways, oh Veronica, I just miss you so much.
Things just aren't the same with Tessa.
I don't know.
Like she's just kind of like, she's really let herself go and like, I just don't think
that like it's going to work out between us, but you're just so sexy and hot and I just
Love you so much Veronica. Oh, yeah, I gotta go. I think she's coming back
Uh test the sweetie, can you please let me in test the sweetie wrong door?
What?
Oh.
Helen Marcus.
There was a lovely old lady downstairs.
That was very nice.
What did you guys talk about?
I don't know.
What did you guys talk about?
I just talked about the various fruit options and water and there was nothing really suspicious
going on.
Was there a good vibe down there?
Yeah.
It was great vibes.
It was actually perfectly fine.
Can I go down and maybe check it out?
Oh, I made it for whatever you want to really do, Mark, because that's what you want to do.
Just, yeah, I wouldn't really be too stressed out this very...
Oh, Miss Julia stopped me downstairs.
Oh, Miss Julia...
She knew you went into the basement, Marcus. Someone saw you coming up.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay. That's all you have to say.
So it's my fault again.
What do you want me to say?
It always is Marcus. Why? Because I stood there and covered for you. I don't even know what I'm covering for
All the red aura two times is the Cal count
So if you met the
wrong side
tunnel
Between the church and this house
But why I don't know I didn't build it
It's an old building these places have
Fucking see a fucking pause back up
It's the little too fucking close to my liking back up a little bit
Fuck off you keep doing that what
I guess stop making decisions for the two enough as a
What did you want me to do tests it's not a day up here and tell you about a secret tunnel so you could lose it
With no car you already been on the edge for no reason this whole time
Maybe stop reading into things and just let me handle it tonight
Okay
sure
You handle it
Stop fucking copying me Marcus
How about you just relax like he said or like I said it's good. Yeah, I
Think it's time for us to go to sleep
to go to sleep. I think it's time for us to go to sleep. to go to sleep. to go to sleep.
no I am seeing it yeah you get past the red bar and it's just two times the count.
Edges, is that women in a hundred mil-
This is gonna be a five-hour segment, if you don't get in the bed!
I'm surprised you actually wanna get in bed.
Usually, it's you fucking tired.
Okay, alright.
I love you, boo.
That baby Yod.
Ew, you've COVID!
Oh
this
Oh
Yes
That's it?
Can I have a drink?
Yes.
Yes.
I'll go get it.
I'll go get it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll go get it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, hold on.
I thought that was Tessa.
She's been looking a little big recently.
Tessa?
I like this game.
He's got big feathers on his toes.
That is not just a speech.
I guess I may have put her on your back, but she does not like that.
Do you want to play Rainbow Six's age?
I think they are definitely racist and they're definitely trying to kill all of us.
Mark is open in your...
Mark is in your...
Yes!
What are you doing?
There's a man in the closet!
Go in here!
What?
Where the fuck are you in the closet?
Go! Go! Go!
There's a man in the closet!
Zoro?
Hey!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
What's happening?
God!
Oh
Okay, okay, hold on how is what the fuck you're the one scream
Mock ass! Open the fucking doors!
We need to go right now!
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Okay, don't run up the front door because there's people out the front door!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
NOOO!
Side door maybe? Side door maybe?
Side! Side! Side! Side! Side!
No! That's a bathroom you idiot!
Fucking toilet!
No, that's a bathroom, you idiot!
Fucking toilet!
Wooo!
Wooo!
How the fuck was I supposed to...
Oh my god.
Wait, where do we go?
The tunnels.
Okay, sweetie.
What are you doing?
Sweetie doggie doggie!
What?
Get out! Go go go!
Huh?
That's fucking...
Tessa, I feel like this is a bad time to tell you!
But if I outrun you and I leave you behind and you ship us off, I'm not gonna grab you!
But follow me!
I'm telling you, I'm pregnant!
I'm pregnant with Megan!
What?
I suck!
I
Okay
We need to run
Okay, how mad would you be if I chipped you right now?
Okay
Oh I cannot run you will keep this back for you.
Come on sweetie!
I genuinely, where do you run? Literally where do you run?
I think we got it open the fucking
This way
I just watched you get murked!
Oh my god!
I'm so tired of this fucking app, so why are you-
We need to fucking get out.
Get out.
Go, go, go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Run, run, run, run.
Run, run, run, run, run.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Come on.
Time to quarter.
Time to quarter.
We gotta hide in the coffin.
Quick, go.
Fuck.
Die.
Die.
Fuck down stairs.
Wait.
Come in.
Come in.
Come in.
I'm in! I'm in!
I'm in!
Sit up. Sit up. Don't fucking speak.
Don't speak. I know that's hard.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
I
That was poorly times.
Okay. No talking, no talking, no laughing, no breathing.
There's a lot of nose for you.
I need to go right now.
Ah, thank you, Chris.
Get out, go fuck you.
Say yeah.
Go, go, go, go.
High quarters, high quarters.
Don't worry, I don't want to wait!
They came this way!
I'm not gonna lie you gotta deserve that.
Why don't you sound like that?
I need to go right now. I'm leaving you. What? Okay get out go go go
In this moment normally the man would protect the woman, but I am for this shit where you are your own
Do not fart whatever you do
This way!
Where is he?
Most of the land down here!
I've got a fort.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
I've got a fort.
Please, please, please, fuck up.
I've just a tiny part.
Please.
I'll let you go on it.
I don't know what you have to fart.
I'm just checking.
Why would you talk, bro?
Why?
Rosie, you are genuinely a bot.
I'll tell you shut up right now I'm gonna get what get out go go go
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god, let's go.
Okay, wait, come on.
Left, right, left, right.
Reload quarter.
Hey, bitch.
Shoot.
They came this way.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
I might have to call the ambulance.
Just a minute.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
Get in.
I might have to call the ambulance.
Just a minute.
Please.
I'm sorry about Veronica.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I
Sorry, let me take one more time
I'm actually done. I'm actually done.
Alright Rosie, seriously no crush way out
Yeah
They can't this way
You didn't think about it.
I'm coming.
I'm not doing anything.
I can't believe it.
I'm glad I found you.
oh shit you are so lucky you are so lucky you're so lucky you are so fucking
you're so fucking lucky you are so fucking lucky you are so fucking lucky
I'm not a problem with this fucking world I've won it by the way I've won it
what are we gonna do? we're just building the tunnels or we go back up here I feel
we shouldn't follow what they were oh my god oh my god
front door please please
come on is this a bad time to be able to cross right out
Oh
Don't make me check it are you having good chefs? Oh my god
No way no no okay, okay Rosie enough
There's no way we end back here.
Okay, stop. We have to stop.
Who's not here?
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
I'm not gonna get you, Craig.
I'm gonna fucking be saved.
Okay, okay, we have to...
Seriously, no more trolls.
I'm scared.
They came this way!
Stand down here!
That was not me, bro.
Okay.
We have to stop.
You can't do fucking laughing.
You actually can't do that.
All right.
All right.
No more trolling.
No more trolling.
Alright, alright, no more trolling, no more trolling.
Boy, you need to go.
We have to go.
Now?
Okay, alright.
Get out. Go, go, go.
It's like-
Is there no laughing?
I'm not running, I'm not running you.
Does he have mad when you make my trip to right now?
I don't want to be third-fucked.
Please!
Fucking gosh, you fucking god.
No, no, no.
Let me open the door! Why were you clicking the door? Why?
What the fuck was that?
Don't worry. I'm gonna turn on a little TV to distract them.
What?
Get out! Go, go, go!
He's right.
Yes.
I've been ready to last 20 times.
I open the door!
Why is Bruce made out?
Why are we still far behind?
Because they came this way!
I'm down here!
Oh my god, go, go!
Fred go and get the show, Fred go and get it!
Go, go, go!
front door down the shelf front door down the
Oh my god, oh my god
Rosie, Rosie, like how bro?
Rosie, Rosie, how?
What kind of grown man walks around with light-up shoes?
This man bought superhero bedsheets for himself!
Ain't no way I'm related to somebody like that today!
I just saw a TV cook that reminded me exactly of you.
Where do you need to go?
Right now.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
How do you run the wrong way?
Let's just go.
Let's just go.
Let's just get us done.
He's gone so bad the chat is repeating the voicelines.
They came this way!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Move your head down here!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Venus.
Venus.
Venus.
Venus.
you are so you lead the way you lead the way you lead the way you lead the fucking way
Okay, okay, be careful. All right, you lead the way. Follow close
Wait behind me. Yes. Oh my god. Okay here. Let's turn. Do you remember your left or your right?
Don't worry, I'm locked in like Bronson right now in game five
Okay, I'm realizing a problem. We don't have a flashlight. That's fine
Wait fuck that was wrestling or dawn
on. Wait, keep going. I don't know if they're here. Keep coming. Oh, fuck no. Where we go?
I don't fucking know her
Just get in the bushes
I
Miss
Yes
No, no, come here.
What?
I think there's something right there.
Why are we A.D.S. in that fucking fucking siege?
Why are we ADSing like we're in a fucking siege?
Just go to the car.
Okay.
Okay, run to the car.
Get it.
Okay.
I drive?
Yeah, you drive.
You drive.
You drive.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
What the fuck has happened?
What was northern line in the car?
That's shit.
Okay, so I think we've got to do...
I think we've to disconnect the trailer.
Okay, so wait.
Okay.
You watch out there. Come over here.
You're right, you're right.
I think we have to unhook the trailer and then get in the car okay make sense oh skip
okay how do I skip how do I skip press F press F
Oh man, how did we miss that dialogue before I didn't know that I was gonna say that?
Yeah, I don't know.
How did we both miss that?
We both were not.
What were we doing?
I don't fucking know.
We'll have to just get...
Did you just walk right up on that guy?
Hollywood, thanks for the gift of sub.
Did you just walk right on that guy?
I did.
Okay wait, hit F.
Okay, wait, hit F.
Okay, hit F.
I think we have to wait, Rosie.
Yeah, maybe we'll bet.
I have a Porsche pedal, Eve.
Yeah, because he's walking right there.
And he's over by...
Okay, he walked off the car.
He's over by the trailer, and now he's walking away.
Okay.
Don't go yet. He's still right there.
right there right was that bad cops so what do we learn from that one Rosie we
might be the two worst people ever yes bitch because you're the one yelling
penis in the bushes fine fine this time we just wait they're all saying yes we
there are yes we okay let's take f when it comes out are we really 18 deaths are
Are we really?
Can I really?
It's the first time that we won't be the last.
I'll handle it.
Okay, so I think we just wait for him to get here.
Oh my god, it's already 12.30 by the way.
Oh my fucking god.
I'm the fuck that it gets so late.
Oh man, but I have a Roblox meeting coming up.
A Roblox meeting?
Yeah, I need to get to a Roblox meeting so we could have fucking wrapped this shit up.
Wait, somebody said this game is only two hours long by the way. How long have we been playing it?
it's been three hours in the boat
I think he's walking away okay oh he's come back come back oh fuck fuck fuck fuck
Like, when do we go?
I don't fucking know.
Okay, we have to go before he gets to the destination.
It's like, if he turns around, not now, but like when he goes back to the car.
And we crouch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go, go, go, go.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
We got him!
Where's he? Where's he? Where's he?
I'm god, it was an accident!
I panicked!
Please, can't let me out of this, fuck.
I wanna be free, bro.
I wanna be free, bro. I wanna be free. Please. I wanna be free.
I wanna write out my sanctuary so fucking bad right now.
Well, you're not staying alive.
Maybe for a little bit, but then I'm gonna write up an Excel page, don't you worry.
Rosie, come on, we could do Seaja for this dude in the 48 hours.
No, no, no, no, no.
I said I'm coming!
I hit S.
Me too.
I hit S.
Me too.
Okay.
So I think just leave?
And then when he's walked away from the chair, it'll be the same thing.
But just do not make a sound.
Did you just fucking buy something?
Yes!
I gupped up the taco because nothing's open anymore.
Oh my god, I was talking so fucking bad!
It's like the healthiest option you can get.
So I just got a bowl.
No!
What was I supposed to do? It's 12.30.
Okay, lock in.
Okay, okay.
Rosie!
Rosie, like why?
Someone just fucking killed me.
Rosie, Rosie, that was literally your fault!
I know it was! I thought it was clear!
I'm not behind it.
No, it's yours.
Oh, heard the news?
I said I'm coming!
Okay.
Oh, you see, do not say anything.
I'm alright.
Venus?
Shut the fuck up.
Crouch!
You're not crouching.
Now you are dumbass.
Come close to me!
Sir, we just wait for him to get back to the car.
call. Okay. And then we can't speak in the truck at all. It was fucking you.
I know this isn't the right time, but I love you, oh my god I love you, oh my god I love
you.
I should have said it a little bit earlier, but I don't really sure the trench went to
this.
Oh
I'll go for you, get in there.
We're up.
You have to try, Bruce.
I am.
He's sleeping.
Oh no.
You did it, I'll hook it!
No, this is the worst game experience.
I've ever ever ever back here Rosie. Oh my god
What what why?
Okay, but I swear my life we clicked the thing did we not?
There's no way I heard a thing unlock
Okay, you both click it that's why okay, so maybe I only click it you don't touch it
I said I'm coming I scared the first time
Don't go until I say go, okay
Okay, keep waiting.
I have to believe you.
No.
Hey, I know this isn't the right time.
Guys, I'm a good student.
I'm a good girl.
But I love you.
God, I love you so much.
Shut up, Bertie.
I should have said I don't know what to write.
I really should have.
I tried to do this.
Not right now.
I
He's leaving.
Here, cut me some more.
Sure.
Yeah.
Oh my god, oh my god, go!
Let's see, please! Let's see, please drive!
Holy fuck!
Drive, Rosie!
He's chasing!
Drive!
Drive, Rosie!
Drive!
Rosie!
I am Mazza 3 2014!
Oh my god, please Rosie, please! Please drive faster, please!
I
Really made it back to the main road for the car again
We scared the people are gonna follow us so the cops and we were rescued to the station
Two officers are sent back to that area immediately. We didn't find anything in command all we heard
Was all we heard back in the morning at first it drove me insane
but test insisted it was not worth pressing on. As nobody called us crazy,
the sheriff seemed to kind of believe us, which managed to creep her out even more.
As far as I know, those monsters are still out in the world. Whatever they
wanted, it wasn't just money. As I wrote this story, I am aware of the stupid
choices I made along the way. I'm so thankful we're both here to tell it.
How's he still reading?
How's so long?
Well...
Well!
G-fucking-G!
Hold on, the outro song's always good.
Oh.
Perfused with having?
Okay.
Ooh!
I wonder who all the voice actors were this time.
So I heard Dante.
Is he in a nation?
Wait, that actually was Dante?
Yeah, I actually had Dante.
Like, come over when you were, like, doing something.
Wait, I missed him!
Yeah, see?
Dante at the bottom.
Dashie was in it, too.
Oh, that's so sick.
I didn't get to see Dante.
That sucks.
Wait, Berlizzi!
Special thanks to Berlizzi.
Berlizzi!
I'm not gonna lie.
I think Fears of Fathom.
That was such a big leap forward for you to follow them.
Yeah.
That was such a big leap forward.
That was a really good game.
I love you, it was so good.
That is, that is actually insane.
Well, Jesus.
Well, are you saying hi?
Jesus.
Uh, for a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Okay, I'm gonna read you.
And then I'm gonna, okay.
Uh, don't forget, you do.
I need help with my PC tomorrow.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, we'll figure it out.
Alright.
Bye Rosie.
See ya.
G?
Fuckin G.
Wait a minute.
Ahhh!
Sorry, he was still in the call
so I wanted to yell on his mic.
All right, anyways, ladies and gentlemen, that is it for me.
Holy almost 10 hour stream, oh my God, my voice is shot.
I am out of here, ladies and gents, what a long day it was, what a long, long day.
Tomorrow we have a stream as well, which will be very, very good.
I love you guys.
We'll be ending the clips of stuff tomorrow, today, because I feel like we're going to
do that today, but, but I will see you guys tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
I love you bunches, have a wonderful evening, and have fun at Rosie's, okay?
Enjoy!
Sunday!
Bye-bye!
Sunday!
Sunday!
I want to wear a star.
Sunday!
Sunday!
Sunday!
Lay down!
Friday!
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, I remember Tuesday, Sunday, that way, yeah, hey, love, Saturday, Sunday!