you
You
You bitch had snickers roll up yet, you bitch had snickers roll up yet
This bitch I'm taking to you, I got like I got something to prove
I called y'all niggas I couldn't see shit, cause I was like thing that boom
I watched my grandma die in the house, I thought that was my truth
I shit right bottom when I was doing it, now I got nothing to lose
I keep old scars, I feel more puny, now I'm in the big tattoos
Now bitch, you gotta be tired, in that same old story
We live in that same old glory, we have to be trained before me
We can reach for the world to adore me, try to realize best that bro shit
These niggas got H by Lori
These niggas need to startin' my story
Some fuckin' niggas to say when I come on the kickin' that chain
I ain't even a real niggas that stare at the wall
And pray that that shit is gon' change
Look my pops in the eye, I mean it
So shit is best to remain a strange
At this point, I'm a little bit of range
Bitch, I was raised to seein' that rain
Bye
Hey
Fuck
Hey
Mama, they shit the bed
Hey, mama, they shit the bed
Hey
I
Hi chat! Yo! Bro, I was going yesterday off some straight bullshit. Duh!
The monitor wasn't working. Ladies and gentlemen.
Okay, yes, yes, yes, I know. The monitor wasn't working, ladies and gentlemen. It was a whole
Okay, it was a whole thing but it's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
I'll tell you the story in a second. Also, I got bad news. Bad news bears.
I'm sick. I don't know what happened. I don't know what transpired.
I don't know who I was around, but somehow I'm sick. Okay?
I'm not pointing fingers at anybody, but holy shit.
I have never, in the past year of my life, I've been sick more times than I've been sick in the past seven years.
Like, it is insane.
So I don't know why I'm sick again,
but like, bro, it's so awful.
And like, I woke up this morning,
and you know what I did?
I did, I had a meeting this morning
and then an interview,
and I literally had to rally my ass off, ladies and gentlemen.
I was like, I got up, I was doing my makeup,
like laying down.
But honestly, it's not like bad.
Like, it's like a cold.
So it's gonna be fine.
I'm gonna get over it.
I got some tea and shit, I got mad clock drops.
I've already gone through one bag in the past 24 hours
and I'm not gonna go through another one, hold on.
So, a bit easy.
So I think it's gonna be fine, bro.
I think it's gonna pass really quickly.
But, it's annoying because it's like, yo,
then yesterday I'm feeling sick.
Okay, fine.
Mom?
So anyways, yesterday I was feeling sick, okay?
And then Rosie had to come over to help me with my PC,
because I was supposed to stream yesterday.
Brother, when I tell you, we went through the OLED monitor,
triathlon of doom, okay? We went through like seven different display board
cables, like seven different HDMI cables. All for the issue to be something that
was just so...
You know what I mean? It was bad, ladies and gentlemen. It was bad, okay? It was bad.
And the work part was, or sorry, the best part was, is then I got on yesterday, right?
Okay, I get on yesterday.
And I'm sitting here and we end up calling Waj, Rihito, to help us with the computer.
And it's me and Rosie sitting here working on it.
And then I find out some good news.
Waj has been playing Rainbow Six Siege.
Waj has been playing.
Rosie's been playing.
agent plays, my friend group started playing, bro, people are getting on a left and right
and I'm actually getting excited. Marcus played the other day, agent played the other day,
okay. So I'm trying to get everyone infected. That's what I'm trying to do. No pun intended
while I'm sick. But I did play yesterday, no, I didn't play yesterday because I was
going to play last night, but I ended up working on some stuff that we needed to get done and
and stuff like that.
Agent got off after three games
and said he's not gonna keep playing.
Yeah, they always say that,
and then they come right back,
you know what I mean?
And normally how it goes.
They always say that.
You play one, and then you're like,
oh my God, I'm not gonna play again.
And then there it goes, you know?
It is what it is.
Oh, and y'all wanna know something funny?
Remember how I said I got forced to go out
the other night by like Emily and Rosie
and like Jack and all of them?
Remember I said that?
I went to this club, and I never go to this club.
And I opened my DMs yesterday and I have this message from this company that I'm like, what is this company?
Mind you, I only took a few photos at the club, but I didn't talk to any employees.
I didn't even know how they knew that I was there.
And they said, he said, we wanted to reach out and thank you for visiting and then they said the club name.
And we hope that you had a great time.
We organize things like chess socials different rock climbing things or even boat parties
If you ever want to collaborate for an upcoming event, let us know
And I was like wait what so first of all, I don't know how they found out but low-key
Then now I'm like do I host a club?
I
Didn't even know you could do that
So yeah, apparently there was like a ton of events and they were like do we just want to go to one which I was like
I mean that be kind of sick so
They mess with me yesterday, and I was like hmm though
I don't know where I got sick from it if I got sick from the club
I'm gonna low-key be pissed, but it's probably fine. Um
ooh, and then I did
Dude at the end of last stream the last stream was so like long that I didn't go on Twitter, and I know people were spamming
I know people were spamming some stuff, bro, and then I went on Twitter, and I saw that shit, bro
I saw it this today I found out my best friend of 25 years has been stealing hundreds and
thousands of dollars from me after giving him a roof over his head money is blocking an endless
job opportunities he betrayed me why would you never see Greg again I'm not gonna lie to start
this, seeing a tear down like his face, that shit like genuinely broke my heart made me
so sad. Cause I don't know, like I feel like I love my friends and I want to see all my
friends do good. And I feel like especially like, like I know some of my friends that
they're not very emotional people. Like I've been around rage, rage is talking about certain
things before and he's never struck me as being like really vulnerable, like emotionally.
So when I saw this, I was like, oh, that shit is serious.
Because I was like, you know what I mean?
Like, I feel like I've never seen that from him before ever.
I, today's the day, I found out my best friend,
for 25 years, has been stealing from me.
50 bands, minimum, 100, my dog.
Like $50,000 minimum bro?
Minimum?
Would you do anything for this little gang?
Shit could stop moving, right?
Well you wouldn't got locked up?
Who's there for you?
Well you was homeless, who's there for you?
Whose house like you can live in for a year, gang?
So what the fuck?
He gave me the card, bro.
He gave me the card again.
Oh, bro, I know.
I just know that yell way too well, bro.
I've been there before.
When you just start like, bro, I feel so bad for him, bro.
And get what?
Wait, wait, wait.
What did I do to the card for?
What?
What did I do to the card for?
No, you didn't.
I'm wrong.
Wrong.
Here's the thing people are saying, like, even if he gave him the card, but for example,
Rosie has a company card of mine.
It goes to my bank account.
Literally, I don't trust anybody else.
I trust Rosie with that card.
He has that card, but Rosie doesn't steal from me.
Stop putting your own nose.
Stop putting your own nose in your GGs.
He's not going to steal from me, okay?
It's enough.
No.
Rosie, I would smack his ass up if he did that, bro.
Right across the face.
There's no way.
steal from me but I was like I was like I have Rosie has a company card but I
like if Rosie even stole a thousand from dollar a thousand dollars for me it
would break my heart and like I've known Rosie for like a few years you know what
I mean your best friend of 25 years 25 years and you're talking about 50 bands
are minimum. Y'all I just secured a new booster box of pitch black. Oh Rosie, okay
yeah did you miss the part before this where I said I was smack your ass up? Is
that what you miss? Oh yeah you got a shamblesuit out here. Rosie I actually
need you to come over today. Can you come by? I got some words of affirmation I
need to give you. A quick one and a two. So just if you come by.
I don't want to see you again here ever again in my life.
I swear to God, I see you again and I will.
I'm doing you a fucking favor right now, nigga.
I don't ever want to see you again, my nigga.
Ever, ever, ever, get the fuck out, get on dad, get on.
I don't want to hear nothing.
That's crazy, bro.
That's so sad.
I just feel like, bro, I met Greg when I was there.
I've only ever been to Rage's house the one time
we were there recently in Miami.
And me and Rosie met Greg.
He was really nice.
But he was like, you know, he's been always high.
He was always, he was always high.
Didn't really hang out, you know what I mean?
Did his own thing.
And I just assumed, he's like, okay,
he's like a friend of Rage's and like, you know,
I met him, he was nice.
Like he was never like, you know, off or weird
or anything like that.
But I mean, it's one of those things where it's like,
bro, that honestly makes it worse.
Cause you just don't,
sometimes you just don't see it coming, bro.
Sometimes you just don't see it coming.
And like the people that really be closest to you,
you know what I mean?
Those would be the people that snake you the hardest
and you'd be surprised.
You'd be surprised.
And like his, I kind of understand
why he put the video out.
You know what I mean?
Like chat, hear me out.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I kind of understand it because I feel like Greg
has been a part of Rage's community for so long.
For like so long, you know what I mean?
And like, YRG has known him for so long
and he's been a part of Rage's life for like 25 years.
So it kind of makes it so like,
I think that like he feels a lot more pressure,
you know what I mean?
To be like, okay, this is why this is,
this is like done.
I don't know, I feel bad.
I texted Rage to check on him and make sure he's good.
Cause like I genuinely, I know that like, why are you,
bro, why are you betralling?
I know they were in the community,
like they were making jokes left and right,
but I was like, bro, like,
that's actually some serious shit.
Yeah, also imagine getting caught.
Rosie, Rosie, Rage can't deport Greg.
I can for you.
I don't know why you plug in this big game, okay?
I'm sending your ass home tomorrow.
If you're stealing from me, buddy, okay?
Yeah, say goodbye, okay?
Say fucking goodbye.
I'm sending your ass home.
I don't wanna fucking hear a word, okay?
I don't wanna hear shit, bro.
I do not wanna hear it.
I'll leave with the business card.
Didn't it get denied the last time you tried to use it
because of security reasons?
And you had to call me, Rosie?
Didn't it I swear the last time you tried to use it it got rejected because of security reasons that you had to call me and
Just refresh my memory
Yeah, wait a minute. I think you do have a limit on your card
I'm pretty sure my version of the car allows me to take out like it's like a pretty large sum of money and
Rosie's is like is like
I think it's like 500
Use this ass card bro, my fault, sorry, I'll fix it Rosie, that's on me, I'm not gonna
lie.
I'll fix it, I'll fix it, I'll fix it, okay, yeah I don't know, I saw, I saw it, did you
see his response?
Oh that's not Greg, okay, that's a different Greg, I thought you were actually being serious
and I thought that was, I don't know bro, I was like, I can't, I just feel so bad bro,
I just feel like that's like,
you know what, like real life stuff is on stream chat
and you see it and you're like, you know,
like it hits a little bit more.
Like it's just like, that's like, I don't know,
it's hard to just react to.
That's just some devious ass shit, bro, I can't lie.
That's some devious ass shit.
And the other thing too is like, like I said, it's like,
you never know.
I feel like Rage already was saying
he was having a bad month, no?
Like he was already dealing with some stuff,
already dealing with bullshit, finally was getting better,
and then, yeah, it's bad.
Yo, Josh, thank you for the stuff, thank you, Andrew.
Thank you so much.
Oh, I didn't do a roll call.
Okay, let's do roll call really fast, ladies and gentlemen,
and then we will get back to,
we will get back to, what's it called?
To doing our normal stuff, yes, and be good to go.
And then we can go back and do reacts,
and I also want to react to stuff from the marathon,
I feel like I did get to so we can do that and I will be playing siege later
Cuz I didn't get to play a lot last time because we did tears of fathom
So I do want to play it ladies and gentlemen
Yeah, just fine you might as well use them because it goes to waste anyway and in the meantime
Let me read out some of the subs that I missed yo, thank you Josh 24k for the 13 months. I appreciate it so much
Thank you. Thank you angels angel Alonzo for the sub over words goal blades for the sub
Thank you
Thank you for covering the board for the 23 months.
Andrew, Livet Park, Ethan, thank you for the sub.
Thank you, Mobs, OV.
Thank you, that guy checks us.
Thank you, El-Hevig, for the sub.
Elliot, for the sub.
So cool, Kenny.
Bob!
Bob, thank you for the five gifted subs.
I appreciate it so much.
Thank you, Bob, for the five.
I appreciate it.
Davius, thank you, so cool, Kenny, for the sub.
Janobus, for the sub.
All the truth.
Thank you, Mobs, for the sub.
Hayaki, Flower, for the sub.
Nathan, Sipu, Buda, Budo.
Chris, for the three.
Marco, for the two shades.
What is the 15?
2?
Months.
Oh my god.
Thank you, watch out for people up in the sub.
Yo!
Thank you Bob Ross, Peter.
We'll find you in the sub.
Thank you, I'm running so close for the 5.
Hold on.
All the way around.
Thank you, my father.
Thank you, mom.
You survived as well again. I appreciate it.
Thank you Skyler for the five gifts and for you so much for the five!
Thank you Esmeralda for the twenty four, and the different gifts for the forty, two, one!
Thank you so, so much!
V8, I appreciate it!
Black stuff, thank you so much for the seven!
I appreciate it so much!
Chuck, thank you the seven!
Black people, thank you the twenty seven!
I appreciate it!
Thank you Catboy for the seven as well!
I appreciate it!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you Rossi for the five!
I appreciate it so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for watching the 5Qs.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming to fight you so much.
Thank you, thank you, I appreciate it.
Love you.
Yo!
Let him fight with another 5!
Thank you so much.
Thank you, hold on.
Thank you for another 5.
I appreciate it.
Bye, ladies and gentlemen.
Uh, have a seat if you're a settler.
I'll put that straight.
And we have food on us.
You know what I mean?
We're back in better than ever that you've been on.
It's absolutely a good deal.
I'm very happy.
We are back in better than ever.
Oh my God.
You!
You from...
Whip the drum!
Thank you!
Yo, W10, bro! Oh my god!
Thank you, G-10, for being so good, I appreciate it!
Yo, G-10, my W10, bro!
I appreciate it! W10, thank you so fucking much, bro!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so much!
I appreciate it!
Thank you!
Thank you, Trinity, for the stuff! Thank you, thank you!
Holy shit, bro!
Oh my god, my voice... is fucked.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's so bad.
But hi, hello, I am back.
I'm sorry that I missed yesterday.
Like I said, my monitor and my computer was fucked up.
So that kind of did suck.
It was kind of an L. I'm not going to lie, but I mean,
it is what it is.
You know what I mean?
We get through it.
I did fix this time yesterday and get some work done, though,
which is good.
We fixed the computer.
And then I ended up working on some stuff with Rosie
that we needed to get done because we have a lot of stuff
upcoming.
You know what I mean?
Yo.
I'm not reading that.
I can't.
L ungrateful.
Are you serious?
L ungrateful.
So it's my fault, but I'm not going to read it.
It's my fault, but I'm not gonna read it
Senate don't you're pure already bad
Yo, shut up. Thank you for the five bro. I appreciate it. No, I'm not fucking reading it, bro
I'm tired of you motherfuckers every day. I'm tired of you. This is all you do every day. You guys ever get bored. Yo
Okay, well now I'm gonna look like an asshole because I'm reading this yo
M4K the chow time with the 10 gifted subs. Thank you so so so much and
WJG
W shout out for the five gifted as well shout out. Thank you so much W10 and W5. I
Appreciate it so much. Don't put your laughing emojis. I don't want to hear it ladies and gentlemen. I do not want to hear it
Okay
We've got a reaction ladies and gentlemen. We have a lot of stuff that I feel like I missed on the timeline
I haven't gone to comment all so I guess I've not seen anything from the marathon
Yo, thank you mom Sophie and thank you mollo polo for the five years of I appreciate you back to back five bro
I appreciate that so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the back-to-back fives
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the sub
Jgftw and thank you
Xsgn for the sub as well. I appreciate it and
And Gustavito with a five, bro. Thank you so much. Holy shit. So are we really at
7.3k because I'm about to go up
We're 7.3k subs for this month. Hello
What that's kind of crazy. No, thank you guys. I appreciate that so much
Um, it's going a good cause because I think I've already told you guys
Uh, we have a big thing coming up
Very soon
Uh, very, very soon. I'm sure a lot of you know, I'm sure a lot of you are familiar, uh, lots of things going on in the background, but I need to kind of get together.
Um, so yeah, very soon, you guys will see some fun stuff. I'm thinking it's a thing I've never done before and I'm really interested how it's going to go.
And Rosie and I have been working our asses off,
spent the entire day yesterday working on it as well.
Shout out Rosie.
Even though I did find out my friends are fake as fuck,
because I found out that apparently Zoil and Rosie
are going to the Kanye concert
and didn't fucking tell me.
Which is crazy, because...
This is my outro that Rosie listens to every goddamn day
that he comes over this fucking house.
And he, I found out, you know how I found out
that they were going to the Cognac concert without me,
because Zoyle called me to beg me for money
because he wants to go to the Mexico versus England game.
And then I thought, is it petty for me to buy myself
really good VIP seats to the Cognac concert,
stream myself at the concert and be nowhere near them
because they're in the nosebleeds?
I feel like that's a max petty,
but I feel like I should do it.
And then I thought about flying Wodge out.
And me and Wodge go to the Cognate concert without,
and Rosie and all of them, they could sit in their nose
please, and we go to the Cognate concert,
and we just stream ourselves at the concert away
from all of them.
Those fake fucking bitches.
I couldn't believe it.
I was actually so mad.
And then Zola had the nerve to ask me to pay $5,000
for a ticket, Mexico versus England.
Hold on, let me look at these tickets.
Are they still that expensive?
Tickets.
The minimum price, hold on, if we needed three tickets,
oh my God, the minimum price is we're paying $4,500
to be all the way up here.
That's the view that we're seeing right there, but what is this deal called?
$11,000.
Oh my God.
$19,000.
Is that like a box that's got to be a box?
That's why.
You're rich.
That's a light for you.
Chat, I'm not spending $11,000 on a ticket like that.
And you know what's even crazier is when I was giving off the call everyone said love
you as they were giving off the call and another Rosie Noah's oil said it back to me.
They both didn't say love you back but they said it to each other and they want me to
spend the 11k for them to go.
Is that not crazy?
You spent 3k on a fucking toy.
Yeah, but that Megatron looks fucking sick though.
Does it not?
Am I wrong?
Yo, I was the fan part-time gamer,
and I guess to be done,
I think I got it for the sub.
I think I got it for the five subs.
I appreciate it.
I think I got it for the five gifted.
Whoa, it's just so, these are 7,000?
Damn, but it would be such good content though, low key.
You know what I mean?
Fuck, do we go chat?
That's the fits.
We'd have to go to the Kanye concert.
Wait, I don't even know.
They have to give up the Kanye concert.
No, wouldn't they?
Yo, Chazz!
Chazz.Chaos.
Thank you for the 10, bro.
I appreciate it.
W10.
Thank you, Chazz.Chaos, for the 10.
I appreciate it.
Are you the Chazz that hangs out with Jinch?
Is that Chazz?
Or am I wrong?
Either way, Chazz, thank you for the 10.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
Are we watching the OSCS video?
We need to watch that today.
There's a new UDYV.
And I want to play Siege and I'm sick.
So we have a lot to do,
but I think we should watch at least one of them today.
Yes?
I feel like we should at least watch one of them today
and do that.
What is this?
What's going on, bro?
Speaking about money, please don't lose my count.
Yo.
Did I make 20,000 in customization with Ferrari?
Hmm.
Oh, it's because there was a crack windshield for 6K
And then I didn't make a $6,000 cracked windshield.
No, there was some expenses, but it wasn't upgrades though.
If anything, it was maintenance.
I don't believe it should have been this.
No, they might have, hold on, hold on.
It came out to 20K.
Hold on, can I call you a little bit later?
Are you gonna be free at like, can I call you in the evening?
Who charged it? Was it Ferrari? Ferrari? 58! No, 58,000? Wait, so he got charged 58,000
his car? What the fuck?
I'm not gonna lie, bro. It's been quite the week. It's been quite the week, bro. I don't
know. I don't know who cursed what or what's been going on, bro. It's been quite the week,
bro. It's genuinely been quite the week. It's actually so dumb. It's so dumb, bro.
group of the year we might low-key win my org of a year or something brah I
don't I don't know I don't know just purely from bad vibes I can't lie go to
the Mexico game so you can see this the breathings syllabus in Mexico City wait
What?
And just like that, the curse is broken.
That will be a fifth game at one last for Mexico.
Okay, now here's the problem though.
Zoyle is cheering for the UK.
He's cheering for England in this scenario.
There is a high, high, high chance that he gets hurt while being out here.
So we need him to get a Mexico jersey so that that way the moment
England loses he can change it because I'm not gonna lie
I don't think he's safe if he's in the middle of the celebration in England, Jersey
Hi, Sina
So super don't shake those things at me when you come in here, okay?
I see now if I did that and I did that in your chat, it would be weird
You know I mean if I go into your chat, I start shaking it like that then it's gonna get weird
Huh, but you come in here and do it. Everybody loves it
Okay, and there's instantly mad uncomfortable cats flying through the chat. All right
Dude, this is so sick I was I was rage meeting and soil chat
I was ragebaiting in Thulsa with a wodge and yo you know what's better than
ragebaiting the streamers is ragebaiting the chatters who are trying to act like
they're not mad and they're fucking furious. I was spamming minus one queen
minus one war minus AC and that's all I was and people were like wow Senna are
you seriously gonna forget the queen in this they were so mad and then I at one
And I said, lomo!
I went up with a ha!
And then I was like, even when they won,
I was still just like WLARP.
It's like I was just rage reading the fuck out of them.
And they were so mad, bro.
They were so angry.
Holy shit, bro, I couldn't believe it.
I could not believe it, bro.
I was like, there's no way.
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
I just thought they'd just leave me the July 4th thing
and say, so you lied to them and said you were going, no.
I said I was not sure if I was able to go and then I got pressured. I'm trying to figure out if I can
There's there's a lot of stuff going on damn it
quit rainbow six siege I
Know how to fix this
I just don't know why you keep always coming when you're painting on me, like you're just
coming here painting on me all the time, Yugi, and it's like no wonder R.K. loved OSES, you
know?
I'm sorry.
What is it?
What is this edit?
What is, is it even a good edit?
you
I'm going to get the silver and rainbow 16 did he get the silver?
No, then he's garbage like what at least I have the perseverance to hold out for like
for like hours.
You know what I mean?
He only played three ranked games that he genuinely he doesn't have the perseverance.
I don't care.
I played for 49 hours straight.
I don't care.
When I asked him, she said, oh, oh, oh, oh, but it's really hard.
It's really season.
It's really supposed to be really hard.
You don't understand?
If you play the game, if you play the game,
nah, I haven't played the game, but it can be done.
Why is it not downloaded?
No, no, no, why is it not downloaded?
He is not a real human being, brothers.
No way.
No, no, no, no, no, why is it not downloaded?
He is not a real human being.
All right, what is this?
All for me, okay?
Don't think we're literally going to see your IP address on three different social media accounts.
And I've got to stop doing this.
I've realized now, after the R6 marathon made me realize my PR is getting a little bad right now.
I threatened a lot of people.
I am 90% sure, and I don't really remember it.
so don't quote me, that I threatened to send a bomb
to someone's house.
And I don't know where that came from,
and I swear to you I wouldn't do it,
but I don't know why I threatened to do it.
Okay, don't miss me on this.
No, no, on everything I love that has got a lot to do with it.
Even when I do get my kills, my teammates are fed.
I'm just kidding.
Hey, I know.
I'm thinking of getting a point for you.
Fuck me next time.
What was that?
Shut up and sit.
I need to stop saying that also.
I realized that's bad PR, and I also realized that my family watches my videos.
In the cuffs here, you fucking loser.
Jump ass, pad.
Kill yourself, genuinely.
Is that worth fucking...
I am going to my pool, and I'm drowning myself in the backyard.
If I get a lobby, would you stop it?
This has gotta be the dearest DJ I've ever found myself in.
Oh my god, what a bitch.
I want field players to be transported back to the 1920s when the Great Depression happened.
I don't remember saying that. I do not remember saying that at all! I don't remember saying that at all!
When did I say that?
AI is just so crazy these days, bro. It is mad wild. I really don't get it.
Bitch!
I want steel players to be transported back to the 1920s when the Great Depression happened, just so they can suffer a little bit.
for a little bit.
I'll genuinely don't look at it.
Keep me being worse than you're natural.
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Shut up!
Peace, love, and positivity, ladies and gentlemen.
Drop a heart in the chat if you agree.
You know, I'm only here for the positive vibes.
That's all I'm here for.
I just did not know it got that
Also, I got really scared because they were transmitting people back to the 1920s and I was scared what I actually said
So I feel like what I said is not that bad. You know what I mean?
I feel like going back to the to the Great Depression to suffer a little bit because you play shield is really just not that unreasonable
Have a one of the chat if you agree
Shield players can go fuck themselves agree. What is this?
The truth of the game is no way to quit, because what's your hope?
You've already lost.
Unleash Hellraiser, one nightmare of many, only at Universal Halloween Horror Nights.
So we're gonna hauling more nice things here, down?
I think we should, low key.
Wait, Zoyle's in the chat, Zoyle.
Are we going to Mexico versus England?
Are we going?
Also, I did see this.
Apparently, Sparta got banned.
And I don't know how.
First banning on a perma. Yeah, that's classic Twitch.
That's classic Twitch. Listen, I can try to ask, but I told you guys, bro, my partner manager cannot help, especially if it's streaming suspension stuff.
So I don't know, because if he's streamed, then it would have to go to whoever a streaming manager is. It would have to go to a normal appeal and as far as streamed.
So I don't know.
It was a trade joke in chat.
Gigi's, I don't know.
He said it in your chat.
No, no, no, it's not about if it's said in my chat.
The difference is, is Sparta streams.
So because Sparta streams, it's not like I can go to my
partner manager and say, can I get him unbanned?
Every streamer is under an umbrella of a certain amount of
of like people, right?
Like it could only be approved by certain people.
So I can ask, but I might not be able to.
I'll try my best, but I, bro, I saw this and I was like,
I don't know, bro.
I'll try though.
I mean, that's the least I could do, but I'll try.
I don't know.
Wait, Zoil Raid!
Zoil, thank you for the raid, I appreciate it.
But when Rosie got, when Rosie got banned, you helped.
It's different though, because Rosie, Rosie works for me.
You know what I mean?
Rosie works for me and is like a direct employee of mine
who is also kind of working with the manager
because he works with me.
So he's, it's a little bit, you know,
Lady Dubb thinking of the five, right?
I appreciate it.
W5 from Lady Dubb.
W's, W's, W's spam please.
I appreciate it.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I appreciate that so much.
I'll try my best to chat.
I don't, I don't know, but I will try
because that does suck.
Sparta, I'm sorry.
You're probably watching in like the depths of somewhere
I apologize, bro.
That actually sucks, bro.
Every time I L-sport it, just because he can't respond.
You might as well get it out of your system now.
You know what I mean?
He can't fight back, so you might as well.
All right, what else did I meet in the comms?
Or miss in the comms, anything?
Ah!
Wait.
I got jumped in by the third Rosie getting,
this was so fun to play.
I thought I heard someone.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck?
Mark is telling us about our kid.
I thought I heard someone.
Oh my god, I want so badly to be bored just one day and have Rosie play a scary game and me just go and scare him again.
I don't think he's gonna push me in the face, but I think it just be so funny, bro
I want to scare him so bad like it's just been too long. I need it. I need it, bro
He kind of deserves it. He's low key pisses me off. Just wear a helmet this time
Santa breakers. Oh my god, Santa breakers set up rage breaks the setup guess what I'm like this band agent
I pray for you big dog and just literally hours later. He found out he got scammed out of $58,000
Just awful bro, just awful
Damn that was really good, did you guys like the duo games with Rosie that day?
Are you shooting gremath's ult as soon as he touched down?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie bro, why are you got it bro, why are you got it cuz they really
to be put together some dumb shit bro.
Oh my god, wire g is so fucking un-serious bro.
They literally did not even give it 24 hours bro, oh god they didn't.
What is this?
Is this the same clip?
I thought I heard someone.
No, Rosie, Rosie, I will never in my life. No, no, no, I'm not even joking. I can never go to a haunted house with Rosie. Never, never.
Because Rosie would be so worse than me and he would scare me.
Brother, like I jump on, look at him. I thought I heard someone.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck?
Mark is telling us all the game.
Oh my god.
Why would you run up like that?
That would be my girl.
Thank you, King.
J.J.
Thank you for the five gifts, bro.
I appreciate you.
Thank you so much, bro.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, they did ignore him a Halloween horn eyes
and he low key deserve to be
Loki deserved to be yelled at. What is this, best duo on Twitch right now?
Tessa, I feel like this is a bad time to tell you, but if I outrun you and I leave you behind and trip and fall, I'm not gonna grab you. But follow me!
I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant with Nathan!
Dude, this game was awful too, because we kept trolling.
We did the penis game when you had to be quiet,
and probably died maybe 25 times in one area.
It got to a point where even the chat was like,
Holy shit, please stop doing bits. It's not funny anymore.
It was bad, Chad. It was bad.
But it was so good.
I want the news. Good morning, good afternoon and good evening. This is T-Tenna reporting
live on Twitch. NOOO!
First match T-Tenna where I've just received breaking news from Rosie, Sinner's cameraman
of her setup. The damage in which she has played Rainbow Six Siege has traumatized her.
Now we're going to head over to the scene here with Sina.
Now Sina looks traumatized, absolute chud,
and unfortunately did not manage to rank up to Silva
and instead demoted.
This is what I look like.
Noted.
Some would say it's a skill issue.
Some said that they really foresaw the future.
And one thing I can say is, will she
have the energy to get back to Silva?
Well, ladies and gentlemen.
One second.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Here and now, mark my words.
I will get to Silver.
I will.
Even if I have to do another marathon.
Even if I have to stay live for two weeks straight.
I will.
And you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna bring people down with me.
Because the game isn't good if you don't bring your friends along.
And I'm making Rosie do a LAN party with me until we get to Stilfield.
I can't even say that in a straight face, bro.
We would be there for dead after three weeks, like, oh god, we'd be there for three weeks.
We would not survive.
There's no way, bro.
There's no fucking way.
I don't think Rosie would spend two weeks straight with me.
I guess, don't think he would.
I think he would literally, we'd be together for like three days and it'd be his mats and he'd be like said, I'm so good off you like stop
Why did this bang to I bookmarked to watch later 48 hours in her siege marathon I
Did not look like this that morning I
Did not this is how I looked
That's so bad, bro.
But honestly, this is what I needed.
It's a reminder of what I needed in Siege to be able to be like, okay, I need to be
a better player.
It's fine.
Okay, it's fine.
I think in the end, now I love the game even more.
You know what I mean?
I do.
Was he first?
Uh, Kenton.
Do you watch anime Deltarce?
No, not Kenton.
It's not Kenton.
too much anime, don't just kill it.
No, it's not Kensen.
Is your name Kensen?
Pre-Bias-Bib, bro.
Wait, did I just hear fucking words?
Yes, listen.
Is your name Kensen?
Rosie's so dumb.
You know how Rosie would be cracking me up, bro?
Everybody knows what a spirit box is if you watch movies.
Everything's gonna be like,
did I just hear fucking words?
And I don't know why, like if I'm in a scary movie, bro,
and I hear an Australian motherfucker behind me say,
did I just hear fucking words behind me?
I'd be pissed off, bro.
Like, do you want to play it?
Is that what I heard?
Yeah, I'd really be so mad.
I didn't hear that.
That's what I heard.
I have bad ears.
It's true, bro.
Start running.
Ah!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Also, I do want to apologize.
I shoved Rosie the fuck out of the way. I'm not gonna lie.
Rosie was next to the door, and I grabbed his shoulder, and I threw him into the corner and got out.
Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
Mind you, Rosie's closest to the door. He comes out, and me and Bonnie are already out of the room.
We are already out.
He was the closest one to the door.
What the fuck?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why would you do that to me?
Why would you say that?
Bonnie, you have to try to cut this out.
No Bonnie, oh god, you're getting it.
I'm gonna kick out of the house, bro. She has to get kicked out.
I can't do it. I literally can't do it.
Alright, what the fuck is this?
Yo, you know why Marcus pissed me off of this this week because Marcus tested this to me first and then I responded and then he
tweeted it at me
He'll be you're at your brush. You're on there and they're showing his r6 highlights
I feel my hands in the air and say show me something.
You said you did come a little closer.
So bullshit, bro.
Like why are you texting it to me and then you tweet it?
Dead ass.
I don't even understand the logic for that.
Crazy how setup played Marvel rivals days before
Just put right on the front page
Appreciate you
And the worst part is, is this tournament pissed me off, actually,
because every time I look on Twitter, some mobbers are complaining.
Oh my God, and if I say what I...
I saw some shit on Twitter like three days ago.
If I say, if I say what I really want to say, I saw some shit on Twitter
like three days ago from the rivals community and I, and the entitlement.
Oh my God, let me, let me not, let me not, let me not.
I was actually dumbfounded because the DMs that I got versus what some people posted.
I'm going to keep it like that.
I got DMs of people asking to be in the tournament and obviously I can't fit a hundred people
in.
I had to pick and choose.
I got DMs of people asking to come in and then they recently, some DMs leaked of other
people talking about how they didn't get in and it actually blew my mind the way that
that they were talking off things
when they were in my DMs, asking me to be in the tournament.
It genuinely was like, I couldn't believe it.
I could not believe it.
I was actually like, I was like, wow, like, I felt bad.
And I was talking to them and I was like,
dude, if I ever hold the tournament,
I want to be able to do that.
And the next thing you know, I shut up,
you suck, you're in bronze in a game, let that sink in.
Ron, think about the fact that the one person
that you could have lost against in your Fortnite tournament
was literally me.
You decided to go a 99 to 1.
You're an F-UCK champion or whatever the fuck.
And literally couldn't even beat me and lost to me.
And then you try to blame it on Ping and Cope.
And then I got to drive your car, which you never let
anyone drive.
So yeah, me personally, I wouldn't be bragging if I lost
to Chris next door in Santa.
You know what I mean?
I was trying not to laugh bro, I was trying not to laugh bro, I was trying not to laugh
bro.
That's funny.
No.
It's not funny bro.
I don't find a single thing funny about it.
It doesn't say crack a barrier.
Oh my god, Ron, by the way, while you're here,
I just want to give you a heads up.
I think I'm going to break into the courthouse,
and I'm going to build a setup in your bathroom
so that me and you have to stay live until we
beat my hardcore Minecraft together.
But I'm not going to tell you when, though.
I'm just going to show up at a miscellaneous time
and expect you to do it.
So just be ready.
It doesn't say crack a barrier.
I don't know what you're pointing at.
I on God I thought it did.
It says Creighton.
It says Creighton value idiot.
It doesn't say it.
Oh!
Rosie, clean the camera.
Okay mother fucker, you understand?
The lens is broken!
It's been broken!
It's fucking broken!
It's broken for my fault!
Look at you so mad!
No!
Whose fault is that Rosie?
This has been a rage made ass day, bro. This day is so fucking annoying.
Oh my god, I'm not gonna lie, the last stream was low key my favorite.
I love days where me and Rosie are just the most brain rot we can possibly be
and we just do dumb stuff around the house. It's like my favorite days.
It's irritating.
It was actually cinematic days, it was. It was dumb content too.
No, no. Dude, that relaxing mode is so dope.
Relax. Relax. Relax.
That's good emotes, bro. That's good emotes.
Do we miss anything else? Are we good for a video re-
What is this?
That is not- Rosie, oh my god, bro.
Like, what are these camera angles you keep getting?
This is an awful angle.
Oh my god, bro, I hate him.
Why does he do these ankles?
That is a, that's a bro, like below key,
I'm kind of looking buff, I'm not gonna lie.
A little bit, no?
Brother.
This could not be how bad it looks, bro.
Cops make a horrific discovery in women's bedroom.
Oh, I still have the plate in here, by the way.
I low key need to get rid of it.
I don't know why, but I keep adding stuff to it.
So, I keep just doing, like, adding things, and now it has a bunch of cough drop wrappers
in it.
And then yesterday when Rosie was here, we were talking,
and I kept throwing the coffee hours and things
like set up the plate, so I had to move it.
But it still has everything.
I don't know.
It's kind of like a souvenir, bro, at this point.
Like, you might as well.
You know what I mean?
All right, fuck!
Let's do a video reaction.
I'm ready.
Oh my God, I run like a chud.
Holy moly.
All right, let's do a video reaction.
Chad, do we want UD or do we want OSTS video?
Which one?
UD OSES, which one?
And then we can do some R6.
You want to do OSES?
OSES?
OK, we can do that.
I want to see what their house looks like.
I know they just got a new one, right?
OSES.
Bam.
I
Like other van is sprayed here on the side
Wait, that house is huge!
Isn't that house gonna be huge?
We got a gun to the door.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Yeah!
Come on!
You're the best group on the head.
But it's real.
You're the best.
What the?
They was just like nothing.
Like, there was no reason to put that.
We just did not need a pen.
So this game is delivering one up.
You know what I'm saying?
Ten to eight.
and um, Archie, I don't know what...
Archie, I don't know if he's just picking a break.
Is he?
Yeah!
Alright, like I said, this is my castle.
I'mma have my bail right here.
This is gonna be my bad area, you know what I'm saying?
My bad area.
I don't know what the fuck this little hatch is doing to me.
So, I'll get rid of the fox.
I'm coming up to the legs, like, now watch this.
Wait, why don't you use that as a bit?
You know what I mean?
No, I'm sure.
Your ancestors are stuff that works.
Alright, this is gonna go right here, you know what I'm saying?
Man, wait, is that an open area, though, with no doors or does it have doors?
See, that's the only thing, this is an open area.
Bro, open area and it's your bedroom.
That shit would suck, bro. That shit would tilt me.
I could not do it.
It is a silky ass room, you're right.
I'm never using that.
I'll try.
I'm going to use it in the whole house and burn down.
I'm pretty sure.
You're going to be doing the most fucking in this room.
You know, you're going to be doing the most fucking in this room.
See, now you're into my house.
People imagine you're a girl, and you go over there,
and there's this giant door open,
and this giant door open.
And Redify walks down the stairs
while you're trying to get it on.
Like, he's going to be doing no type of fucking thing.
None.
Now, let me teach you one of that.
I'm sorry.
I don't have a bathroom, but see I'm going to try.
Be sure to lay with my bunk buddies and shit, you know
Doors up in the walls and shit, but it will come soon. You know mine is going to be a progression
Yeah, listen, listen.
Oh, my God!
Dude, if they destroy this house at the last one,
I feel like the last one, they could deal with the repairs, bro.
But they've got to get maids for this house.
Because the damage, if they destroy this one, the cost...
This house looks expensive as fuck.
Oh, my God.
Hey, you're good on him.
All right, hey, now it's time to take y'all to Smiley.
What?
There's going to be Sharon Moore-Pyton there.
That's a nice room.
I think I'm about to have a name for it sooner or later.
That's a nice room.
Hey, on this wall, it's gonna be all my clothes and stuff.
And then right here, it's gonna be like my bed and stuff right there.
Right here, with my set up.
And then I'm gonna put it in my bed light.
I'm just gonna vibe up.
Bro, right now this room is like a brass of chute.
I don't want to picture that I don't know what you're looking at it.
What?
What do you think?
All right, so basically when the one thing did the thing, you know, I'm not gonna lie.
Chad, take a good look at these walls because in about one month they're going to have stains
all over them.
In about two months you might not see them.
They're gonna have stains all over them in about two months. You might not see them
I I know the OSDS out for the old one. Yeah, she was crazy on videos
This is really cool for them though, I actually am really excited for them
Raph
First of all, no more taking my girls.
Oh, girl, girl.
Second of all, no more sneaking in girls.
Yeah, I did!
Third of all, no more getting dirty.
Oh, it's the living room.
You too!
Stop getting dirty and stop stealing my girls!
You're a good boy!
You!
Wait, he's going back to Canada?
He can't live there either?
Wait, I thought that Ralph lived here. I didn't know he lived in Canada. That's sad.
Did it? No more video shit. Please! Please! Everyone's getting reported! Please! Please!
Rizzy next, Rizzy next, Rizzy next, Rizzy next, Rizzy next, Rizzy next, Rizzy next, Rizzy next, Rizzy next.
Oh my god, bro! That sucks!
Alright, so here we have our dining class kitchen area. This is one of our first tables in the house.
Anything in the other house?
Yeah, we turned it up.
Look around, you have to kick it in the back.
Rizzy's not here, right? Okay, good.
I know that if I ever go to this house, I can never touch any of the counters because
Redify has probably humped every single one of them.
All right, notice, now we know.
Yo, Fresh B&B, Mighty Meadows,
thank you for the sub, I appreciate it, thank you.
Yeah, we owe you a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big.
What the hell, what's up, me?
What the fuck?
I said no fucking!
Sorry.
Goddamn!
Yeah, we have a full kitchen, we do videos here,
streams, cooking, having, and stuff.
That's a good stream kitchen, too.
Oh!
This is freaking awesome.
All right, I mean, it's looking good, all right.
Why? Why?
Why is another room?
Brother.
That is a good asterisk.
Oh my God.
So I might have to blow my nose.
It might get disgusting.
Have a one if you want to hear.
Sonny?
What's that against your room?
I'm sorry!
Oh my God!
Yes!
Oh!
Yes!
That's the very same thing.
Sonny, go ahead.
Uh, get the tour, Sonny.
Oh
My god, at least I got a room waiting for her that's sweet
Oh my god, that's a my staff bathroom. What no I study on my mother's soul. I took a liquid shit
But, I mean, Sonny, do you need this most registered to be here?
We can share this.
Hell yeah.
But yeah, Sonny, on a real note, since you're currently deported.
I used to take a shit in body room. I haven't done that yet.
Um, yeah, so like, what do you want to say, you know, to the viewers?
Um, that, you know, I still pay rent, even though I'm not there.
Sure as she does.
I know, it's just a bidet. I didn't even use it. I've never even used it before.
We'll let you get back to the bathroom. I'm gonna touch you in the sun. He has a good-ass room. Oh
You want us to turn up the light
Oh, they're building a gym in there
Wait, is YBG moving in with them finally too?
Cause I know he didn't live with them before, right?
Wait, that's gonna be sick!
Whoever that is, you should just put it back and I'll test it again.
What?
So I just put it back?
I'm not going to the gym. I'm not doing this.
No, you're not doing this.
The last thing I saw from YBG was Jason asking if his mental health was okay.
Because his hair was like fucked up.
He shaved his eyebrows or something and everything like that.
And that was literally the last thing I saw from him.
It was like just a big mental health check.
Seven miles, seven miles.
the gym fucking burns every day we need runs to the neighborhood
You're the only nigga that I know now going around with the bonnet sweats and sweater
Dude you get so funny bro
I love you.
I cast that.
You just got the right.
We can go and run.
No, actually.
Actually, we're giving you a nice little arm.
And it's a double door garage.
I've never had a garage in my life.
Give you that.
And here, we have the final dining area.
Of course, I will be sitting in the table.
No, you're not!
No, no, no.
I'm not casting.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to see you.
That thing was so boozy.
Welcome to my social center.
Oh yeah, they're destroying the fuck out of this house.
Look at all this furniture you see sitting in here.
Yo, if I'm the homeowner, bro,
take all that shit out.
All these little statues and everything.
G fucking G.
Look, is that a urn?
That better not be a urn, bro.
If that's someone's urn, G fucking G.
You would be number eight, so I don't know if you were
number eight.
That should get thrown out in the water more.
Look at this, I bet he was the same girl
from the sort of girl.
I said dinner.
Wait, wait, guys, what do you mean by I reference it?
Yeah, I'll just dot up.
Jesus Christ.
Now onto the second floor.
Woo!
Hey!
Oh!
Oh my God, wait, they're trying to keep it clean, shoes off down stairs.
I did not expect that from them, actually, you know what, that's W, that's W Pob, bro,
that's good calm.
First room?
Looks like it's mine.
She's the fifth.
It's performative.
I'm thinking about putting a strip of pole right there.
One of my light switches is going to turn into a sex room.
You better get Baylor's shit here.
Why do you have a Baylor's shit?
No!
It's Balich.
I said I'm going to put a blind poster right here, bro.
Big face and say blind right here.
He said Baylor.
Wait a minute.
Who's this for?
Oh!
Shit.
She.
Rockette!
No!
Oh!
I'm a-
Was it really that deep?
Bro, I remember seeing it on Twitter and people were like going back and forth.
Oh my god!
Rock out!
I'm gonna go slam him on my bed.
No, no, no, no!
I'm gonna be right here
You get to do an apology where he did
I'm gonna be watching porn right there
Okay, so notice how if I ever go to the SES house not going anywhere near YBG's room because that is a freaked out room
Go in there with a black light. That's about the only reason you need to be in there
Oh my god, wait, red advice room is huge
that I can't move. Got the bathroom behind you.
Nothing crazy.
Have you red checked your bag yet?
No.
What does that mean?
Holy air. Hold on.
The air that he got in this jump.
No, no!
Who gave you the bed checking option?
option like
My god, I forgot about this
Okay, never mind. I'm never going anywhere near this palace. They have a prompt literally
every single item and every single person that has been in every single shot of this video I
I will go nowhere near this house, bro. What so how do they even pump a lot of different like these sites?
I didn't even know you could
Oh my god, they're driveway is clean
The light can't get to yours right from it.
Uh, it's just a dead end.
I'm not gonna die.
Fuck that loser, bro. Let's do it.
Epic time!
Think about my room, is I wanted a good entrance.
You didn't mean I wanted a good entrance.
That's not a good entrance, is it?
You guys are ready, because I got my shit set up.
Let's go!
Hey!
Ow!
What?
What the fuck?
Hey!
Yugi, wait, what the fuck is this right here?
That thing is awful.
What is that?
Ewww!
That's a fuggler?
Yeah, that is fucking ugly.
Ewww!
Yeah, that is fucking ugly.
Ew!
My gosh!
We're even sleeping in it? That's so good.
I'm like, hey, oh man.
But yeah, I'm gonna go get a little bandaid.
You broke the iPad!
No!
Okay, so this is the iPad they did.
TV, you know, get it right.
TV, okay?
I don't like your makeshift blinds, dude.
They say we're grinding now, it's like,
stop it, I want people to say it.
I used to do that.
When I had blackout curtains,
I used to put the sheets over the top,
but it was low-key OP straps.
I'm telling you.
You're a hoarder, you got more, I don't think, you know.
Like, OP straps.
That was just bothersome, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I don't know.
I
Double announcement video yes
This is where I keep my pieces
Right now a lot of things are still in boxes right now a lot of things are still in boxes
We got like no Connie. I appreciate you bro. Who here is this crazy bro? Okay? Sorry. I'll call you Connie
Thank you
Appreciate it. Thank you
Yeah, all the pieces of the still working progress is everything is still you know in the in the in the boxes and stuff
But stay tuned hopefully a little good
That's a Derwent James inside all the signs
Yes, new desk new desk goes up and down and I also have a balcony, but clearly I can't
I'm not a hoarder. Stop. I'm not a hoarder.
No, no, no, no, no. I'm not a hoarder.
So stop trying to prove that.
I need Puzz-Paw.
And for the final bedroom, it's me.
Woo!
Let's see.
He's always kind of clean.
What? I mean, I'm from here to here.
That's a good room.
It's my room!
That's a great room.
Wait, is that not the exact same room as Sonny's?
Wait, that's a clean bathroom.
Oh, isn't it?
Oh my god.
That's clean!
Yeah, knock along it's not, I guess.
Okay.
Yeah, he lost it.
I
Raph is dead ass so dumb bro. What is he?
What is he doing? Oh that guy's clean
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Wait, bro, I'm not gonna lie, seeing them upgrade channel,
that kind of makes you happy, doesn't it?
A little bit?
Like, that's kind of crazy that it's like, they went from the house they're in then
to like this house now.
It's really cool.
I think it's cool, you don't think so?
And we have a and we have a more plans already on the way over
Or did and my dad was a floor so my mama was already bro a hot tub segment J. Davin more client house
You know how that's gonna go on Twitter, bro. You already know how that's gonna go on Twitter
I will say some of the furniture is like
I
Already
Three not saying I'm gonna take walks here for no reason. Oh my god, bro. How many of us take girls on walks here, bro
Because you my favorite flower
Why did he RP that for some reason? Why did he say, yeah, yeah, why you do that?
Oh, I thought I hated you, bro.
Oh, I see it. That makes sense.
Yeah, okay. And let me look for nobs. Let me look for nobs.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm blending in.
Wait, it's like mega chameleon.
Bro, let me see it. Let me see it.
Yeah, I'm going to see you be naked.
What?
I mean, we did, I guess.
Stop recording!
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
You got a grill.
Anna.
Oh!
Who?
Anna who?
Anna.
We said Anna, bro.
Oh, Anna, girl.
That's what it took.
We're gonna stage to our Anna.
I know why you're here.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Are we ever gonna even use that grill?
Like, are we?
Are we?
Dude, how many Mike Booms did he just put in the back of his editing?
I think I just heard 17 mic booms in like 30 seconds.
Oh, God, I did.
Hey, Libra, are we ever gonna even use that groove?
Like, are we?
Are we?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Give me a look, it's with your bare.
That's weird.
Do you want to meet him?
We just had to wait and see
if we're gonna ever use this groove.
Casey.
Oh, oh.
I didn't get it.
Oh, what is this?
Well, I hope so.
I mean, bro, this is $10 million.
$10 million dollars
We also have a shed over here
Let's show them a shed
Stop, that's gonna be my grass
Wait, wait, everyone sneak
Hopefully there's no girls here
Yo, he got his thing out
Oh my god
No
Yo, this shit is the whole
Ew, it got spider webs in there, I'm not going in there
Oh, hell no
That looks haunted as hell
Actually
You want to go in?
That shit was hard for this hell!
You got sour over here?
I've been doing this for a while.
Bro, this actually is nice to me because
where I come from, this is the whole crib.
This is the right to live.
This used to be my mom's room.
This used to be my room.
Sorry, what the toilet like?
Oh my god, what is that?
This is my room, this is my room, this is where we shower, this is where we keep our
clothes.
Hey, well get comfortable because you're never leaving.
Get out of there.
Oh my god, we have palm trees in our backyard.
I ain't never seen a palm tree.
California.
Yo, this is gorgeous.
What is that over there?
Like actually, it's like a bush.
Oh my god, that looks so rough, bro.
That looks...
Oh my god that looks so rough bro that looks
Hey congrats on their house though
Wait, are they already live?
They would have just gone live, no?
Say on God they're late.
Ah, classic.
You know what?
Okay, all right.
I cannot believe that they're late, bro.
No way.
Hold on, wait.
I don't you know what I've been low-key working on a little bit, but I don't like League at all
I've been watching Jinxies League of Legends
Thing a little bit, but just because I was curious like how League is
Bro, and the more I click on it. I
Realized League is never for me. I just don't like it. They're almost done with it
Wait, how close do you know why is my Chanel loading?
Why is Twitch not loading for me?
It switched out?
Or is it me?
Oh my god, he's actually almost done.
So there, it was good that you actually made the call to run away with party.
Because if you didn't, you wouldn't have actually got it.
Wait, so if he wins this one, is he good?
I'm not going to need that.
Yep.
And I say I'm just important with he.
You don't want to get behind.
No, he needs five more wins.
Oh my god.
Five more wins.
Yeah, but I will say chat.
Like him having Dante's with him,
low key helps.
It is so smart of him to do that.
Because Dante plays this game.
And at this level,
Dante's going to coach him to be like,
really play the best he can.
This is a good strategy from him.
Because if I get a good ADC, I just auto win.
I don't have to do anything.
That's cheating, to be honest.
That's fucking cheating.
OK, hold on.
Wait, so if I would have gotten a live coach for R6,
would y'all have been mad type of one?
Would you have been mad?
You're already typing ones and lemakies.
But OK, then how come you're not in Jinxie's chat saying
but for me it's lamikki
Why is it for me it's lamikki because we're all watching you that's it because we're watching you
Okay
All right, fuck it. Uh ladies and gentlemen do you ever see each low-key?
I kind of want to play my voice is kind of shot
So I want to do another react, but I think it might be better to just open the game and just say rip it
because my voice is fucked, bro, and it's purely because I'm sick, bro.
I'm sick out the ass, and I don't know how I keep getting sick.
I don't know how I keep getting sick.
So, like, the thing is, it's like, you know what I mean?
So, I got to get it together a little bit,
because I just don't know how it keeps happening, bro.
I don't know how it keeps happening.
It's actually so AIDS.
All right, fuck it, we'll do some.
I'm not so tired of the product. It takes like three times as long. It's bad, bro. It's actually so bad.
It's so bad.
Oh, the way over this.
Yeah, I see people looking for more reacts. Save them, just because I don't want to make them react to my voice. Fuck, I will do more react tomorrow. Yes?
Yes?
Agree?
Alright ladies and gentlemen, let's fucking go with over this god forsaken game or not.
Why is the game not opening?
Uh oh.
Why is C showing that it's open, but it's not opening?
Uh oh.
So why is all my shit up bro?
actually aids
Okay
Oh
I'm good
All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's walk in
Holy moly. Ooh, you know what I kind of been itching to play too again?
Mecha Chameleon. I've been playing Mecha Chameleon in a bit, but I'm low-key itching too because I feel like it'd be kind of fun.
And I liked the lobby we did.
I liked it. Wasn't that fun? Mecha's good.
I feel like Mecha's good. I would love to run it with chat, but I feel like chat would just cheat their asses off, no?
I feel like chat would dead ass cheat their ass off. I love you guys, but you guys would cheat.
Type of one of you would cheat. Go ahead.
Go ahead, I already know.
You're literally all saying, yes, I know, because you all just want to be able to just
be like, I literally beat Senate again, because all you want to be able to do.
I know you're going to cheat.
I don't know why I made that noise to you.
Sorry.
I got PTSD because I thought I was talking to Rosie and I instantly got angry and then
I wanted to troll.
I'm so sorry.
I don't know where that came from.
There's just like a lot of pent-up anger that I have.
My fault.
Wait guys, I gotta eat a cough drop.
Give me a second.
Anyways.
You aren't supposed to chew it with the fuck.
Okay, here's the thing. I have a big fear of mints and I won't eat them because I choked
on one time when I was a kid and then I did eat it for ten years and I choked on another
one. So hard candies I won't eat because it's my final destination. Okay? Does that make
sense? I have a one of you agree. So what I do is I just don't, every time I eat a
cough drop, I chew it until it's like gooey in my mouth, like that, and then I suck on
the little tiny fragments so it's not possible to chew on them, to choke on them. Does that
make sense? Ew, ew, you're weird. I don't know, there's a lot of insults I've been
called, but every time somebody calls me weird it actually pisses me off. Bitch, you're
weird I'm not fucking weird okay wait do I have drops off a lead line the rainbow
secige did when the fuck did I get that
I didn't know how to drop someone that's pretty cool
no no all right okay whatever all right let's see if I improve ladies and gentlemen
Please God, don't let me be asked.
I can't be asked today.
I've already been sick.
I've had a bad day.
Why don't people keep typing Calptatin?
I don't need a warmup.
Nobody warms up in this game.
You're either good or you're ass.
And I wanna be,
can't say anything,
because I'm all the way down here.
Okay, but at least I'm here, at least I'm bronze five
and I'm back up in bronze five though.
I could crawl my way back.
I might tell you the problem before was my mental.
You know what I mean?
The problem before was my mental.
That's literally it.
You know what I should learn to play chat?
Hear me out.
What if we started playing Counter-Strike also?
I thought about it the other day, I was like,
ooh, what if I go to Counter-Strike art?
But like, I don't wanna start opening cases, bro.
I'm gonna do it.
What is this, Eno?
When did Rosie get so funny, bro?
Who knew?
Alright, ready?
Come on, chat, I need my fix.
It's like heroin, bro.
Just one or two games.
I have a mother going to kill Monger in my check.
it's fucking weenie warrior weenie warrior weenie how are you this
How? How? I have a stream supper thing on! I have it on! So you can't snipe!
Yo, are you stream subbing us, bro? Get out of our lobbies.
Hey, bro, get out of our lobbies!
You always sub chat! It's been a minute!
So you mean to tell me I have these two little kids and I've got Weenie Warrior in my lobby?
Okay, well you guys aren't gonna let me down right including we warrior
No, no
Yeah, yeah, we got you we got you guys didn't even cool on your days off
Yeah
Duffer from this game
You only played this game
What happened to your monitor, Senna?
What happened to your monitor?
Senna, we're all lost.
I want you to know I used the money that I was going to give to give you a Disney ticket on the monitors.
You're lying.
No, it's all gone, bro. It's all gone.
No Disney! No Disney!
Because I had to get new monitors!
Your drone has found a bomb.
Please, take us to Disney, please.
I'm thinking about it, just win me this game, okay?
And we need warrior, we need warrior,
I know you can hear me.
You were in my games for 13 hours a day, okay?
I know you were stream sniping.
I know you were stream sniping, we need warrior,
I know you were.
Freaking we need warrior, bro, I knew.
Oh my God, I knew he was a stream sniper.
Instead of taking us to Disneyland, why don't you take us to that soccer game that you're going to, or whatever game you're going to.
What soccer game?
Whoa, what soccer game? I'm not going to any soccer game?
I'm rather a gummy worm.
No, no, you better, I wasn't going to any soccer game. You're talking about the one with the $5,000 tickets?
I'm going to buy one of those tickets and I'm going to screw it up.
I can't hear.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Jesus Christ.
Thank you.
There's no way I'll 3-0 in down bro.
It's because we need more of your winning award.
Yo, watch out, watch out.
Yo, fuck up.
Why are you wasting all your...
Okay, I just wanted I thought that I could play here. That's why bad guys
Oh
I can't hear
That's a dumb kill, bro
I forgot I have a shotgun on oh my god, I need to change it. Oh my god. I know I use broken monsters
Can you shut up and focus on the game?
Just shut up!
What if I cuss again?
Dude, dude, don't cuss.
No, because you got me calm down the last time.
Do not cuss.
You let me in.
Oh boy, you know what?
When A.P. said, grown ass woman, are you with a scarred woman?
Wait, I got flipped and I want to get a flipped one.
No!
I don't know if I'm going to flip.
So you're clip farming now, 12 years old.
13?
13, bro, thanks.
He's not 13, that's his line.
13, bro, come on.
His birthday is not until...
to know this February 28th actually a W friend I'm not gonna lie he didn't know
your birthday yeah that's not my birthday oh no friend knows he tells his birthday
come on now I know Rosie's birthday I have a friend um that I have in school
that I had for five years and I still don't know his birthday I'm gonna be
You're an L friend, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Okay, okay, shut up and focus focus all right focus
Okay, calm down. You hear the stream. I know I can hear the mute the goddamn stream so you can hear
The last!
How do I get down here?
I do not know this map. I've known nothing about Casino.
Okay, that's not how you get downstairs.
I hope you get calm, man.
Don't resist that, please.
Go shut up.
I'm not going to crash out in two games.
I just have two
single-barried twelve-year-olds
dinner come on
I saw that by the way
Okay, now how do we get downstairs?
Oh, my drone!
You'd see a weenie warrior on my map is genuinely pissing me off.
So we're just not droning guys.
Okay I should let them take that way and I can push in with Weenie.
Here Weenie.
Oh.
So I didn't mean to do that.
I forgot that I don't have the hard breach.
I FORGOT!
Can you shut up?!
I just got TK!
Fuck!
Did you deserve it?
Hey, is that red?
Okay, nice eliminated
Now did you deserve a team kill?
Was an accident alright?
Did I never feel the calm down by 12 year old, but I should piss me off, but actually
you're...
So weenie warrior, I know you can hear me, how come, how come every, how come every...
It's cutting me off, I can't tell you.
I
Stop wait they banned all my characters
Who do I play Jack who's somebody who has a DMR
I'm gonna mute you. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, I'm gonna mute you now. Can you focus up for two seconds?
He's scrolling TikTok say will why he's growing to top right now
Stop saying banger
We need warrior bro hours and hours of torment. I'd be so easy bro
Hey, we need warrior
We need where I know I know you can hear me because I know you're watching the stream bro
13 hours of torment you gave me you take it out. I know you get yet turn around bro turn around
I know you can hear me, bro
Fucking tweet. Um, was that a curse word I heard?
No
Why yes you were so good on my ops team
Where's our teammate?
Oh wait, he's actually doing good.
I would never mind, you guys.
We have been eliminated.
We need...
please...
keep yourself...
safe.
I spent 13 hours okay on one day of stream having somebody named weenie warrior streams
on me and now the first game I load into he's already in why can I not click
First game I load into, he's already in it.
Have a mute the go-
I can't shi-
Oh, it's the chat. I'm done.
AHHHHH!
He admitted to sniping, scroll up in your team chat.
I'm not gonna lie, I did stream time to get your game,
But that was it, you're genuinely just bad, not gonna lie.
Secure the area, keep the bombs protected.
I'm walking, never gonna shut up.
I said I guess what what
Yeah, that's right idiot
You're trying to raise baby, but I'm just not gonna let it happen. I can't get raise baby twice
I
Refused to be raised made by two 12 year olds and a guy named weenie warrior. It just won't let it happen
Too late and it happened to my cousin I got a lot of questions for what you just said
of
the
I didn't know they were behind me!
Why are you aiming toe level?
Wouldn't stop aiming feet level, please
Bang have to go we need warrior. I'm not gonna lie. You don't respect that his name
But he's a phased army
There'd be a breeze I'd be psyched all right, I can't even hate brought we were the dedication is there
I mean we get shotgun, sure.
Not your soul, not your soul.
Pink.
Dead.
Fire.
No!
I don't want any!
Get off of me!
Weenie, Weenie, get on the mic right now,
because I know you can get on the mic, get on the mic!
13 hours, Weenie, I know you have a mic!
13 hours!
I had an 8 hour shift, I came back and we're still the same rank, I stream typed you again,
gone to your game, I beat you again.
I didn't even stream snipe you.
I stream snipe you again to your game, I didn't stream snipe you during the game.
You suck.
So you mean it's helping us a grown ass man that's named Weenie Warrior?
They actually pissed me off. They actually pissed me off a lot.
You mean to tell me that's a grown-ass man? Come on, Bart.
It's a good name. I can't really judge because my name on Clash Royale and all my other games and all my other accounts on anything is weenie.
Not weenie. Weener.
Cuz it is tilting like imagine it was a game from a person named wiener, bro
I should would piss you off what it not
When it not
All right lock in like I guess
They never really come through here, no?
They used this wall last time to break their shack, fortify it?
I
Bro these opponents are mentally and physically retarded
That's a little kid bro
Oh my god, oh
That was the thing the oh I ought to there's so
I
Said I need this
Don't worry guys, I will eat down again aim head level aim head level
They're on a break the break the walk-in
Don't be it's testing on the run of one wall
Don't aim here in the head level
He was in the smoke I thought he was I thought he was drowning he said
So that was that column you guys apart. Thank you very much. That was L. Combs. That was L. Combs.
Because there was shield bro. What can we do?
Those kids were R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D.
How did I end up in another lobby with those three dingleberries?
Literally how? The three dinguses of the bronze lobbies.
How?
That was actually not my fault. Agree?
That was actually not my fault, was it?
Oh no, chat. Uh-oh. I feel a headache coming on from the sickness.
Uh-oh, bruh. Oh, no. It might be GGs. I can't lie to you.
Fuck. No, I'm not. I mean, I'm so queuing. I don't know why my like, I think this is being sick, bro
I was like fry my brain. I didn't know it was gonna be this bad. I'm not ending. No, no, no, I'm not ending. Don't worry. Don't worry
I'm not ending. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. I
Didn't know I'm not gonna lie. I don't know how I'm getting sick so much bra. I'm like
You hear it it sounds so gross bro, and it's just getting stuffy
You
Why do that piss y'all off so much bro?
Like I guess we need to hear that, like I guess we did.
Come on bro.
Okay, do we open packs then?
Why not?
Fuck it.
Let's open some packs bro.
I got nothing else to do.
Three.
Wait, you know what I need?
I need the sound.
Options, audio.
Oh, oh, you guys can't see.
Fast, over next.
Please, please.
like like rainbow's the season what are we doing that's so ugly bro that is so
please
oh my god oh my god
it's so ugly it is on like the worst possible character you can play ever a
a cab.
Like what is this, no I want to talk to the Ziders, I want to talk to the Ziders bro,
we gotta get some cute shit in there, come on, like what are we doing bro?
I'm not, I'm not, okay, I'm not, okay, okay.
Yo this kid knows ball, what the heck?
Yeah.
You like my chemical romance?
Yep.
Ow!
Yo, hop!
There is genuinely no way.
Look, my kitty just-
Let's go!
My knee, bro.
There is a will and there is a way.
Hehehehe.
Eugh!
These are your peers. Say, Wallahi, these are my peers. Is this what I'm working with?
Who?
I cheated.
Who?
Wait, you said Sina?
No.
Yeah.
She's not.
No, it's Casey, trust me, trust me.
I'm sorry for yelling, Sina.
I'm so sorry.
Oh wait, you're actually so nice.
Don't worry.
No, I've had these two 12-year-old dingleberries
following me around every game, so you're fine.
I'm actually in shock.
Oh, it's luck.
Your stream's stopping me.
Yes, Sina.
Yes?
Hold on.
I am actually in shock.
Why?
Because my amazing gameplay?
No, I'm a fan.
I've been followed for a while wait. I appreciate it. That's fire. Okay. That thing said you're a fan
We're gonna walk in and we're gonna win this right? Yes, ma'am. Yes
One second, I'm gonna freak out for a second let me go on view
Hey, you know what shut up, bro? That's that's W right there. Shut up
I'm reading your chat, too
I'm gonna say you don't think it's still here you giggly. Yeah, I know. I know my jacket here me, too
Oh, what you shrieks? Yes, ma'am. Wait, that's far. Are you sure my face? Yeah, I think pretty much anything
I have mostly stream on YouTube, but I'm trying to get back into Twitch stream.
Hey, let me sub, let me sub.
What'd you use?
I'm not gonna...
You can fit your Twitch stream, what's your Twitch stream?
But actually?
Yeah, you can fit it.
Here, I'll type in a chat.
You stream?
Oh my...
I'll type in a chat.
Hey, what is it?
oh my god i'm getting so many powers oh my god
Wait, that's W. Hey, that's so cute. Wait, that's actually so cute.
Oh my god, focus, focus, focus. I'm going to tell them I'm all, please.
What?
Dinner up top.
I
Cannot hear a
Why not happy I
I want to hit the odd comms. Do you understand?
If you're yelling the comms the entire time, I can't hear. Just don't talk!
I said right and you looked left.
Ted, did you follow that one kid?
That's kind of, that's kind of sweet, bro.
That was actually kind of sweet.
He's crying?
Wait.
Wait, somebody link me to his Twitch channel, what's his Twitch channel?
Hi, I'm going to talk to you guys, do y'all, y'all are the best, I literally love y'all,
I love y'all so much!
I know I gotta change that. Give me a second.
That's so sweet, bro!
Awwww!
Chad, go say hi! Go follow!
That's actually, that's so sweet, bro. That shit's kinda sweet.
Yo, you gotta wanna follow the brass doll. That's good. That's good shit.
I didn't do anything. It's not me, bro.
I know this is not you, but I like the challenge.
I lost my own.
Who is the-
Is that my mic or your mic?
Uh, it's probably my mic. I apologize.
Uh...
Oh, bleh!
Dude, I almost had a thousand viewers.
I'm a 903 viewers.
Wait, that's crazy!
Check out what ever, ever, I'm gonna- I'm gonna meet you-
I'm gonna meet you, stop!
What the fuck am I listening to what that noise
Oh wait, yeah, rolling on.
Is it okay if I add you?
Sure, but what is that noise?
I'll try and fix it.
I apologize.
Left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left.
All the way over there and B, and B, and B boss.
I can't hear you, I literally can't hear you.
I literally.
I can't hear you, I literally can't hear you.
No!
Michael Jackson water
Is that his alert?
I don't know how good my day is today.
Like I was not expecting to meet a streamer.
Like I just got off of it.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm glad I think I can hear your alerts coming through the mic
I'm sorry
And and people are subbing to my YouTube
Got me out shout out cranky slice
What's the YouTube if you click on to my
No, I genuinely like what are we doing bro, like what are we doing?
No, I got you don't have to mute cuz I do need your cobs. I need you guys to talk a little bit
Holy shit, I lost on my head hurts so bad, bro. I've lost so hard. I was a preventive mute, but
Okay guys this one we've got
Um, maybe a center. I know I know the reason don't sit in corners, please. I'm sorry.
The reason is don't sit in corners. We have two 12 year olds screaming.
I
Retweet
Dude, I'm still getting ready to sleep. It's not time to fix the back tooth and eye.
No, it's okay! It's okay! Ironclad, just leave it, you're good! Don't worry, you're good.
It's like not even that bad!
Oh, fuck.
Get out!
SHIT!
You better be safe, you man.
Alright, alright.
What are the lucky?
There's lucky one in the fucker!
Red lock's on the side.
Nice.
Alright, yo, uh, right here, right here.
I
Can hear you
Just aim up, aim up.
Good work, you know.
Nice! Good job!
Hey, Icon, I like those comms out of you.
Those are good comms.
Thank you, thank you.
Dad, W comms!
Look, I'm gonna whiplash.
I'm gonna whiplash every time.
Yo, I love you all in the chat.
Oh my god.
Hey, if y'all act-
Yeah, look at her, Katie.
Spam the blurbs.
Six!
I've got blurbs up for free.
Y'all just-
Oh
No guys, these are good coms, I like these
Calm down, I'm okay
Again, thank you guys so much for being in the stream wait. I'm glad say your say your twitch is name one more time
It's anxious or six
Chat can't go follow
Here you want to type in chat so you know my I think my mods my mods just
My mods just shatters you out they have it
No, don't worry about it. They're not even that bad
Now it's fire
Wait, say that one more time
Wait, that's crazy, they're in a war brah, it's fire, that is so cool when I get to meet
people that I've walked with.
Yeah.
Are y'all being serious?
You just think that I am?
No, I'm being dead ass.
I can't hear you.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
no I mean that ass
I'm actually gonna get heading I'm gonna get heading so bad
Oh
I'm crying bro. I'm actually crying. That shit was so funny.
It's just you guys doing this
Alright that should be good I hope that
fixed it dude and a couple days before
my birthday this is actually a blessing
ah wait iron it's almost your birthday
bro happy early birthday ma'am
You're happy early birthday, bro
Wait, can you hear the wait, it's also low appreciation day today wait, sorry say that again iron
Yeah, a little bit, but like it's not it's not too bad. Tell me how we help you fix it after this game. I
Just checked your screen
No, it's fine, don't worry.
Holy shit.
That was a funny ask.
I actually have a headache now.
I'm an awful headache.
Restrict headache medicine
I can't hear anything. I can't hear anything.
Bang!
Watch out, there's one.
No, this shit's dead-ass frying me, bro, on God it is.
I'm actually doing the incendrum right now to help.
It is frying me.
I'm not that good I promise wrong garbage don't worry. I literally did 49 hours an ID rank bro. You're good
Oh my god, he hasn't missed those.
Come on.
That's a mess.
No, that's a mess.
how you miss come on bro what are you talking about wait did I see a music
Oh, he got disconnected
Wait, I just I what I was wondering what happened to him, bro. He got disconnected
There's a tornado in right now, what should we look
His mom cut the Wi-Fi yo alpha what happened to your friend, bro, did his mom cut the Wi-Fi no
Um, where he lives, there's a tornado.
Um, yeah.
Well, now I feel like an asshole.
I feel like a...
Is he okay?
Yeah, I'm gonna call him tomorrow.
We need to locate a bomb.
I think that right now but you got advanced oh I'm gone I'm gone what is
This is a zombie bro. What is this?
They're doing something to me.
It's a little better.
It's somehow got worse. I'm not going to watch it now your mic is lower, but everything else I can hear
Okay, he's good. The tornado just passed.
Hey, W's!
You got to forgive me, it's a little hard for me to hear literally anything in the game.
Okay?
You got to forgive me.
It's just a little hard to hear.
I don't really think in this instance you can blame me. It's my fault, okay? It's not really my fault.
FAIRS?
L EXCUSES.
I
Sounds like does it not sound like he's getting drone strikes quick
Like what is that alert noise bro? I feel like I'm losing my teammate gets straight drone strike on the other side
Oh, there's upstairs.
Yeah, there's a friend.
No game audio.
OK.
Dang, GG.
GG's, bro.
Happy early birthday, bro.
Oh
The below I'll accept it. I'll accept it bro. W. W. You bro
Chat
Oh my, wait, chat.
Can you go to his channel and follow, if you haven't already?
Go follow his channel, I'm gonna link it.
That was fucking hilarious, that was awesome.
There.
Holy, W wholesome content.
I don't know what, thank you so much.
I sent you a friend request.
I should delay though it is.
Is he just trying to fix his alert?
That's right, I appreciate it.
Oh my God.
Dude, that's gotta be like one of my best games too.
Like, I went seven and four.
Like, I-
That was his best game?
Oh yeah, no, we're all in bronze, bro, with that ass.
But that's okay though, we all start somewhere,
I'm trash too.
I got it, chat!
Let's go.
Have a genius
Yo, I'm gonna go tell Senna. Thank you for like everything
Well, he doesn't have to say thank you bro, he doesn't say thank you bro
Chat W anxious r6 bro. That's not a wholesome ass chat
Was that not wholesome
I followed him I
Followed him
Holy moly
And now we'll see if we even make it in
W inches are six. Thank you so much. It was my favorite game ever. Hey, you're welcome, bro
Don't worry. Oh listen, I might be ass, you know, I mean
And that's probably what contributed to me missing some of the shots not the alert
Not the alerts, bro, the alerts were never a concern
Mario and Mike
What's going on?
Bro this game is cinema
How is the grime poppy set up?
Yo, what up, sir pineapple?
Bro, we need to play Mecca again.
How's the grime?
Well, I just got in a lobby where I got streamed
signed by two 12-year-olds.
Then one of them got hit by a tornado,
so we were down a player.
Didn't even know that was a possible role of the dice.
And then another guy handed us the works,
played the entire time through the mic.
So awesome.
It was actually a really good day today.
It's a great day.
I got peak lobbies, I can't lie to you.
Peak lobbies, bro.
It is.
Also, I did have a headache, so bad.
I have a headache so bad, from just the words.
It literally sounded like I was losing my teammate
getting straight, drone-striped.
Did it not?
Don't end, I'm not ending.
I'm not ending.
I look like I was editing my fault bro.
I was just taking my headphones off for a second.
My fault.
Is there a clip?
You don't want that clip.
Huh.
You hear it?
It's starting to get more mucusy.
Ugh, gross.
Yo, speaking of mucus,
I clicked on Dante and Jinxie's stream
and I literally watched him shoot a snot rocket
out of his nose.
It went on the floor and then he proceeded to not clean it.
It's like a very interesting choice.
I didn't even know that was an option of free will,
but apparently it was.
It was rough, bro.
Muda is calling?
You're calling?
You're calling me.
Dante's drink's mold water that's tamed from him?
I mean, I can't judge.
I leave like, things like dairy out overnight
when I keep eating it the next morning.
But it's cause like, I'm gonna be honest,
it does not matter.
Gross ew.
Okay, let me ask you something.
If you have an egg that you soft boil, okay,
so it's still a yokey on the inside,
and you leave it out overnight,
are you eating it the next morning?
I do.
Why would I not?
Eggs, there's no way, chat, I'm so sorry,
I think it's like fake science.
There's no way that food goes bad that fast on the counter.
What?
That's just like fake, that's not real, bro.
It's literally not real, where I'm telling you it's not.
Go to school.
I went to school, but I'm telling you, okay, that's like, let me tell, like, sometimes
if I ever, like, go out drinking or anything like that, I get to talk about burrito, right?
I eat half the burrito.
I don't finish the whole thing.
I set it on my bedside table.
I've eaten burrito, sour cream, tomatoes, everything in it.
If I wake up in the morning, it's been like what, seven hours?
I'm gonna eat the burrito in the morning, hello?
And guess what?
I've done it my entire life.
I've never gotten sick.
I've never had food poisoning.
Fairs.
Eggs and Taco Bell are not the same thing.
Literally the other day when I had breakfast
and then I had it here, I ate the toast.
Oh yeah, it was the thing I told you guys in Miami.
Oh, not Miami, Atlanta.
I mean, what did I do?
I had the eggs, and I dipped the bread in the yolk after,
and it was still good.
And it was after I had been out for eight hours.
But guess what?
The yolk didn't hurt me,
because I'm not a little pussy ass bitch.
My body can survive.
I
So guess I don't like the way you wrote that
Who the fuck just called me Chender Song?
You can't even handle motion blur, shut the fuck up, pussy ass, Soylent R6 trash player.
Whoa.
Whoa, relax.
Holy shit.
Damn, what did you say fuck me for?
What is that ballerina's move?
Yo, I down sledge.
I think they're rising right now.
I
Was a trade I was be one I know I looked too late. I didn't know he was resin. I should have just looked
That was good comms brother. Thank you
I'll take it
On God, it's the taking part that counts. Thanks. Nobody ever says that normally whenever I do stuff in this game. Type of one if you agree.
Wait, how did my eccentric cap end up on the top of my water bottle?
Wait, and it's stuck. I can't get it off!
Wait!
Oh, look, it doesn't unscrew!
Holy shit, bro.
see la doom all right lock it oh no I can feel my vocal chords hurting uh-oh
I'm maybe I need to take it easy. I'm getting too riled up
GGs ladies and gentlemen, it might be hey
I feel like that's kind of a waste of one because they normally
They do
10 seconds.
Five seconds.
Hold.
I think I can play up here and kill them.
I think I'm skilled enough for that.
I
I think they're all just downstairs.
fuck, fuck, that's alright, at least I got one
Yeah, I peek like a chud, bro. Every time. And here's the thing, like, I don't know why
in the game I always play the fattest characters. So even when I peek a little bit, they just
graze my shoulder and kill me, bro. Every single one of these characters, Capcant specifically,
All of them, they need to go on my 600 pound life, that ass, because every time I peek,
it's like you can see so much of them.
Well.
What the fuck do you mean, well?
So do you.
May go, I almost said something heinous about your marriage, your upcoming marriage, but
And I thought that'd be way too far.
And after watching a highlight of everything
I said during R6, I'm kind of good off that.
Bro, like sending a mobile over to the Great Depression
because they play a shield operator's gotta be
like next level hater, bro.
Like, I'm so sorry.
My bad.
My fault.
Secure the bomb.
You're paying for the open bar right are you dead ass?
Should I put in a rune up here? Oh
No
I'm more pissed off that I just heard a drone and they watched me do that shit
I'm
son
I'm gonna do this actually
I can't even see through here. Oh my god, that's terrible angles
Oh my god!
Why, dude, you know what irritated me as my little pink ass gun slowly peeked out of a
thing.
Why did I do that?
Like, why peek it?
Like, why?
You could, they literally knew I was gonna peek it.
You gotta make moments.
Maybe I have to make moments out of boredom oh my gosh I could not be this
ass bro I can't be you know what I need to do I need to watch the compilation of
all my arsonist highlights from the marathon to make myself feel better
there's gotta be one on the Twitter calm right like one of my actual kills
No only lowlights.
Hurtful?
Yo, Mel!
Mel thinking of something,
you will be thinking of something,
you eka for the prime.
Appreciate you.
Sorry, my fiance called me.
Is set up paying you the open bar at my wedding or?
Dude, if I pay for the open bar at your wedding,
you're dead ass only having a selection of buzz balls.
selection of buzz balls that's about it you're gonna have a I'm gonna buy mad
buzz balls from a 7-Eleven and that's all you get at your wedding everybody's
gonna be fucked up bro
stop don't say deadass no I'm not paying for that no don't say deadass no no no
no no that's not great no
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over.
I don't want to wait.
Your gameplay is like watching water evaporate from a cup.
I'm going to evaporate you from this earth.
How about that?
Sorry.
That was like, my bad.
See, and this is the shit that I'm talking about,
bro, I just be getting too mad.
That's kind of all me, bro, I can't lie.
Oh, yeah.
Don't worry, I got the thorn.
I'm sorry, what did you say my voice sounds like on the one hand?
Now you're showing us and I got my story so don't worry.
I forgot to call.
I totally forgot to call chat well I'm I was doggie I was a useless doggie what
No, I said good job!
Are you set up?
No.
Bye then.
Oh
It's a great comms ladies and gentlemen, these are these are w comms
Oh these shits, okay, do we go ye? Yeah, okay, why not?
They ban a lot of it hit line and do could be is there any other operators with a dmr chat
You I thought you just said my bad, bro
What are you going to start talking trash from my marathon to you?
No.
Oh, thanks for appreciating.
No problem.
Alright, now I'm going to need you to walk in because I just lost my last game, so I'm going to need to win this one.
No problem.
Oh my god, I can hear the stream.
mute the stream oh my god no I'm not he's motherfuckers
you know look at this is not bad drones because I feel like they never look at
the drone inside of the barbed wire
It kind of don't really see it
That was oh, I can't even call them I forgot I'm the degree at least not joking we can call them
I
Loki might start selling say on God no
Whoever you are there's was it you that just type to my chat bro. Do not sell do not sell bro
I need this I need this one please
I'm just making sure
Yo, I like TKG and then I heard your voice and I knew it was you I did not do that
of
the
death of
the
death of
is that not so
Okay, is that not a person?
Is that not a person?
No, it's a clone.
can do that is it's his like ability so I have it to tour okay
Oh my god, you're the goat and so you're the goat
Amazing amazing do the one-man ones whenever you're a bro's nice meeting you
Holy W's ladies and gentlemen, and we didn't get carried we weren't we weren't bottom-fragging again
We were middle-fragging. I'm fine with that. I can live with that ladies and gentlemen. Holy headache of doom
All right another
Yo Gigi summer Gigi's bro
How am I already still all the way down here like did I really lose? Oh, I know what happened
It was it was against that one guy with the mic that's okay. Yeah, I forgot I forgot those two games are absolute dog shit
I totally forgot
Shit
Ron made a response to you just now.
Kitting like.
Why is it on point five?
My disabled cousin can dead ass get out of silver.
And you're in bronze, just like, like there's people out there that can get on Rainbow Six
Siege for the first time in their life that has played Call of Duty maybe five times and
get out of fucking bronze.
Do you understand how dog shit you are that you can't get out of fucking bronze?
Is anyone in my chat bronze in any video game?
I'm dead ass, like, I'm not even trying to joke anymore.
I feel like it's harder to be in a bronze rank than it is to be in fucking champion in any type of game.
It's like, I genuinely think it's harder.
How is it possible that you can't get out of fucking bronze on Siege?
I'm gonna click on my chat and it's gonna be mad unrequited, right?
Where's my phone?
You want to 1v1 me?
On what?
Feed!
On feed!
1v1 me on feed!
What is this?
Oh, well I don't know why you're surprised with a marathon.
I told you I'm gonna come to your house, and I'm gonna build a desk set up in your bathroom
And then we're gonna live together until we beat hardcore Minecraft remember I told you that
Well better kill yourself then because otherwise you're gonna be playing Minecraft with me, so make it quicker
You they're giving you a for that skin you lost to me by the way in the fortnight challenge
Yeah, but you lost to Senna though, like me personally?
Senna, do you really sit here and think, I'm gonna, no, no, no, just don't trope her constant question once I hear it.
Do you generally, generally think that you're competing in a 1v1 on stage?
Like I'm just being, I'm actually being serious.
Yes, get on right now.
I mean, unless you're scared.
You want me to get on to whoop your ass and then go back to work is what I'm here.
You're not going to whoop my ass.
Get on the game.
If you're so good then you'll be fine.
Get on the game.
Here's the thing, since you're an FCN champion or whatever the fuck, obviously you should
be able to not let me kill you even once, right?
You should not agree with anyone, huh?
Do you ever notice this?
This is true.
This is, this is fair.
So you do think it's possible I could kill you?
You do think it's possible?
So you want me to get asked to get on this fucking game?
Yeah.
Yeah, get on the game.
If you're going to talk shit, get on the fucking game
and whatever you want to be.
OK.
OK, but wait.
I want money.
You want money?
Yeah.
I'm going to collab with you anyway. I'm literally going to break into your house. I already told you this
No, listen, it's Los Polos National Appreciation Day. I think for Los we should get that amount of gifted stuff down. How much weight you raised? So 284 gifted? Are you down or not?
He doesn't look like he's 284 gifted. He looks like he's like a slim 50. I'm like a slim 50.
Listen, we can play but I need some gifted. How much? How much? Let's talk. Who's that business?
Let's do a hundred gifted then.
A hundred gifted forever wins.
Yes, okay, but here's the thing though.
This is my first time ever playing a shooter,
and you're not playing a shooter,
so there needs to be better odds then
if we're just going into a one-to-one.
Oh, here it comes, now you see?
This is how it works!
This is exacting what happened.
Run, run, run, run, run, run!
You beating me! Run, run, you!
I'm better than him!
Run!
I'm going to ask for a lead, I mean just say you're going to shake.
Ron, Ron, you beating me in a shooter with no other catches is like beating up a handicap
kid on the playground.
You know that.
You know that I'm not good at shooters and you know that you're the FC champion.
I'm going to compare you to an handicap kid.
An handicap kid can get out of bronze.
You're like, hold on, just like, your body does the work and then like something's wrong
with you.
Like, how do you not get out of bronze?
Like, don't ever put yourself to that level of a disabled kid.
Like, I'm not gonna be honest with you.
I'm just able to talk better than you.
I'm not even trying to be disrespectful.
Like, I'm gonna be honest.
Okay, so if that's the case, then you don't have a problem
putting stakes on it, then.
Putting what?
Putting, putting, I should get a five-game lead,
or a three, a three.
A three-round lead.
A three?
A what?
So if we have to go to seven, I should get three rounds.
I start with the rounds of you and put a hundred gets it on it
I'm asked I'm asked you should still be able to win it
If I have to get to seven that's all that's not even that's three rounds
I think the seven means I have to kill you four times. I think you lucky four times and kill you
So you called me out and now you want to kill me.
Yeah.
And I am still going to build the thing in your bathroom and I am going to live in there
and we are going to play hardcore Minecraft.
And I don't really recommend being in my bathroom, there's shit that lingers for the last like
three weeks and Burger takes a shit in there and I'll be honest with you, I don't clean
it, okay?
Well my girlfriend comes over once every couple of days and she'll clean it maybe, maybe once
a week.
Also what you're saying is I should just build it in your actual bedroom and then we sit
Right next to each other.
You think you can be on my balcony?
Is he want me to play hardcore Minecraft on your fucking balcony?
Yeah, you could just be on my balcony.
It's like far away from you, like in the corner of the balcony.
And we spend seven days together playing hardcore Minecraft.
I'm just not doing that, by the way.
I was just kidding.
I'm not playing hardcore Minecraft anytime soon.
Go on.
Here's the thing.
Like you keep saying that, but I think it's going to happen.
Is it not what Belgium is to have the baguettes?
Shout out Belgium.
Shout out.
Now Ron.
Oh, lawful stock.
Okay, I'm gonna get on, yeah.
Let me just take my win.
Let me take my 300 gifted and then let me go go Burger House.
Wait, do I get the three point lead?
No, you get it too.
No, no, we agreed on three.
That means I have to kill you five times if I get two.
Three is fair.
Run come on you're the four night champion, bro
Okay, I'll do I'll do a three but I want defense first five
Okay
I just lose $500
And then he's gonna chop shit
What do you do?
This is easily the worst idea I've ever had, bro.
What is this day?
Yo.
Okay, here's the thing.
Do you really want defense first?
Loser has to be in a cold epic for 24 hours.
No.
I love epic, but I can't, bro.
Epic the last time he told me he showed me his special talent did he show you?
Yeah, you also I don't know if you saw this special special
Something happened. Listen you ready to play or what wait? Hold on. What was it? What was the special talent that you got? I?
Gotta go take a piss listen just talk for a second. I gotta be
To the last time I was a call of epic it was epic and muta and epic literally put his legs behind his head and
And then started playing some flute instrument. I didn't even know you could do that
So I can hear myself through Ron's fucking speakers bro on God I can hear myself
That there's no way I lose the 500 bro a three-point lead
Right
The epic files wait, what do I not know what do I not know do I not know?
Uh oh, uh oh, GGs, do I not know something?
Yo, who's ordering canes to my house?
Like this is so annoying. Oh my god, you're so burdened
Like I hate this shit man because you're just like forced to eat the canes
You're gonna lose. There's no saving you
All right, what is your name on here?
My
Funny boat you can't play. Oh, you know, you know who would play there's funny boat Peter bot raising case
They would five get that. Yeah, you know who else, you know, I
Fuck is
Hold on. I got a block these people
Charlie Kirk's except let me just get rid of these people. Mm-hmm. What's your name? It's at all. I typed it
It's an all two a's
Is it this
What is your name? Oh God. Oh me Abe. Show me save. Oh okay well there's one that says
you are a and then the n word is that I'm assuming that's not your account. That's my all. Hold
on. Add my okay my main. Oh there's another word. Charlie Kirk is still alive. That one's
not you? No, that's not me. No. Okay. Um, I don't know. Well, I'm just looking. I'm
trying to, there's a lot of them. I got, I got a scroll. Oh, somebody said you are a
and the F slur. I'm assuming that one's not yours. Nope. That was not me either. What
was your name again? Homie stayed. There it is. It's right underneath the you are the
the n-word request, I accepted it.
You accepted it.
Yeah.
OK, Chad, how do I host a custom lobby?
Guide me through a chat, like I'm special.
Hold on.
Oh, you are special.
Hold on, I think I got it.
OK, so you've got to click this, and then you click Browse
Playlists, and then you click Custom Game, Create Local,
or Create Online.
Create online, match, create new playlist,
call this stave, add match.
Yeah, why did I agree to do this?
Okay, what map is it?
Oregon, Oregon.
And then, do I have to change any settings or no chat?
Any settings or no?
No, I'm not changing anything.
Come on, I'm not changing shit.
Are you gonna leave it on random settings?
Oh, you gotta give me three points.
You gotta give me rounds.
Wait, what do I give?
How do I...
Rounds you have to.
Yes.
Okay, so change settings.
So what do I do here?
This is it.
Now what?
Wait, Ron, can I pee before we do this?
You're a grown-ass woman asking me if I could pee.
You have to watch the chat.
Watch my fucking chat. Shut up.
Ad match.
What?
What? It's running away from me.
Oh my god.
Your sped.
Delete.
Oh.
Save playlists got it then you click it what okay, so she's central
Okay, to make it fair. It's just west. I'm not gonna lie
Create as player edit playlist got it now what I'm confused. What do you think?
Okay, where her match settings yo am I oh
Okay, how many rounds? If it's first to seven.
Oh, 13.
Wait, 13?
Oh, okay. And then...
What else?
13 equals seven. Got it.
Pick a phase timer change of 20 seconds. You don't need that much
Prep time chat how long should prep time be I feel like prep time should be normal low-key like I feel like that's just fun
Wait, is that what that is 20 seconds is that what I did it to
And then how do I give her three rounds or whatever how do I do that back that ass
You talking to your stream or no, I'm talking to you and what can I hear myself here?
I can hear myself through your stream by the way I can hear myself
Well, what do you want me to do? Maybe you have my stream open dumb ass. I don't have your stream open dumb ass
It's not playing no like I like what do you want me to do? What's the duck do?
You're so ugly
I'm not I'm not I hate I hate that every time I do anything you always resort to this it's actually so annoying
It's the most annoying all you have it's actually so irrototum
You
Oh my god, you ever like drink coffee in the morning and like I swear it just goes through
your stomach the whole day like I'm not even kidding like I just feel like it's it's so
much.
You guys understand?
Did you invite me?
Oh yeah.
And then chat how do I give her three rounds?
Where do I do it here?
How do you do it here?
Oh, when we're in the game.
So I just click now. I just begin.
No, this thing just died three times.
No, there's like a way. Match options.
God, I probably look so slow to people.
Well, that's a clear end of prediction.
Oh
Add around history. Are you is she blue or is she?
Hey, what did you know there's a guy in my chat called stable on all those little bussy?
Yeah, there's a lot. Yeah, there's a lot of those. He hangs out here like pretty regularly. It's I actually hate it
Okay, so I think I did it. Yeah, this is good
All right
Let's go
No case those single Barry thinking for the five get it first shout out. Yeah, you guys are fucking dumb put on
We gotta leave the game. I fucked up already. What do you mean? Just die three times. How did you know?
Oh myself
Because this chat is his fuck. Oh, yeah, you're actually yeah, that's chat is fucking stupid return to me man. You should turn to me man
You were good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Don't worry. I'm gonna fix this
Give me one second, it'll take five seconds, because now I understand it.
Click that, click that, click.
Oh my God, I have a pet!
Guys, Red Dead Redemption 2 is starting tomorrow.
Don't worry.
Are you marathoning it?
Yep, straight to tomorrow.
Alright, I just invited you.
Your team, defender, match options.
Okay, add round history, so I give the blue side a win. Yes or no if she's it
Change teams record
Switch switch switch. All right now it should work
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay, okay, okay, okay, that was my bad, that was my bad, okay, all right, I see the issue, that was my bad, so go to the main menu?
Yes. Like I can man. This is like, uh, like...
Why is your title 1v1 against the worst R6 player ever? You are not...
Like, why is that your title?
I beat Marlin, I beat Jake Future, wasn't he in the R6 tourney?
I beat Lacy, I thought I did. Like, there's a lot...
I've been a lot of different people.
Wait, I just want to make sure I'm hearing this correctly.
Did you ask if I beat Marlin and Jake Future?
Yes, they were both in the R6 journey.
The one that Jinxie did.
So you're flexing that you beat, just so I'm understanding,
you're flexing that you beat Jake Future and Marlin.
Join the game.
I
Said
I'm in I'm in all right switch teams
On guy wait stop stop
I'm going before this list
All right, listen no doing this weird talking during the games. All right
All right
This is why we siege.
Chad, there's actually no way I lose. I'm just going to keep it a buck.
There's not even a world. There's genuine...
And I'm cold right now. My room is cold. My hands are not warmed up.
This is the first video game I played today. Have you played today?
What do you mean? Yeah, I played a few.
Okay, but to be fair, I played like fucking 12-year-olds when I was screaming on the mic.
And now I'm playing with you. The bar is really not that different.
Dumbass. Say goodbye to that.
Hey, you literally had to shoot it dumbass because it still worked by the way.
I'm gonna win this shit for fucking Los Polos.
This is for fucking Los, bro. Yo Los, I don't know if you're out there bro. This is for fucking you.
Straight on the game raw. This is for fucking you, bro. I don't care no more you woke up a fucking demon
Uh-oh, Ron
I will give you the world
wait why do I have oh my god where's my bulletproof cam was oh I fucked up bro
Oh, this is the wrong one, isn't it, Chad?
Yeah.
So you're going to be using Tokabee, got it.
What's wrong with that?
Bah, bah, bah, ah!
All right, Chad.
So do you plan on playing the game or what?
Don't you wait your fucking turn, buddy!
What are you talking about?
Am I trippin'?
Oh, fuckin' burglaring footletters.
You're getting nervous, Ron?
It's in her.
You're minding kidding.
Uh oh!
Oh
No, I did I stress the wrong button
Well, where is she chat where'd she go?
I
Get us where did you go?
Okay, okay, that's what that's what that's what it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I know what I need to do
I know what I need to do. I know I need you. I know what I need to I miss my c4 by the way
Yeah, but you are hit though. You are hit though a little bit didn't you?
Yeah, you know why because I click the t button by accident I click t
That's your fucking fault, babe.
Oh, wait, it switches from Defender on this.
Okay, hold on.
Yeah, that's how the game works.
Yeah!
TTT, like I'm triple T.
Oh, shit!
Triple T!
Oh, my days.
Let's take the bomb.
I will give you the world, triple T.
You just gotta be worthy.
Right, remember, this is what you were doing the last time when you played Fortnite and
you fucking lost.
when you play Fortnite and you fucking lost.
Yeah, but guess what?
Idiot.
Say what?
So you're gonna play Cap Cam like I knew.
Down to 10 seconds.
I
Don't play my game chat I got
Let him cook I said let him cook
And good luck
I'm telling you all the opposite
One I can't hear if you don't shut up
She said don't you dare look back just keep your matter ready on me
This woman is my destiny quiet silence when the king is talking I said
And dance with me!
AHH!
A RON BLEED!
She's coming to kill me Ron, so all you gotta do...
A bomb has been located by Hawthorne.
Fuck! I thought I heard you trying to get my URK hand!
Oh my god, like I don't even have to go into...
I thought you were in! I thought you were in!
Like, why am I fucking watching G's The Fucking Wheeze, man?
Like G's The Fucking Wheeze, get a load of this fucking guy!
Fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, okay?
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, okay?
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Hm, Chash, should I be freaky or no?
Like, should I just dead ass be freaky?
Like dead serious, should I just be fucking freaky?
Like nah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm just gonna be a little freaky
And the fucking Candyman chap I'm dead ass the fucking Candyman watch this shit the fucking Candyman though, hold on
It's trust me chat you guys trust me or no
Dude, mute. You're such a pussy, bro.
You're so scared of the cams. You're so scared.
I'm so fucking scared.
You're so scared, bro. You're scared.
I'm the fucking Candyman! Are you crazy?
Are you fucking crazy? I'm the fucking Candyman!
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know about it.
Okay, how much do you want to bet she won't?
Just trust me.
Jailin Brown traded to butt!
two
you're on the
the
I
Like Sunnybun, what are you doing?
Like, like, like, how?
Like, how did you even-
Like Sunnybun.
How?
Like Sunnybun.
No way, Orky is an OSDS!
Say oh my god, champ!
No fucking way!
Oh my god, no fucking way!
This is the worst.
This is the worst we can shoot at.
Oh, actually so stressed.
How wrong?
Like how?
Bro, it's maybe because I'm a fucking gay mer.
Nobody can fucking be gay.
Alright, the first part, not the second part.
I just need to walk in. The thing is, you're just talking about a shit,
and you're talking about the whole fucking time it's throwing me off.
Wait, guys, is Archie live with OSCS? I need a live update right now.
I got more important shit. Jalen Brown is to the fucking Sixers? Say or not.
I'm back to being a Sixers fan, bruh. I'm back. I'm back.
I don't know if there's a good character to play against you, so I might die here.
You might, I'll be honest with you, you might just get one lucky win here, so I'll capitalize on this.
This is a no-way moment chat, really much.
Okay, so let me tell you a Sixers trick to my stable Robert.
So first and foremost, you don't take out that.
Second of all, you're gonna look up there because I know you would check there, then you check right there.
And then what you do is you go right here. You make sure no one's right there
And then obviously you have game notes, you know where the cameras
So you just shoot right here take that out right there then you go right here
Then you pay attention to right here now notice something right?
She's awfully quiet, which means her brain is using full power right now. This is a once in a lifetime thing
Where is she where is she not on the site for some okay guys, so she's about
Why are you Ron? Why are you not plugging?
It's like, you know, sunny but are you good?
I
Get it here. No, you were talking so much shit get in here then. You're so fucking good
Like I'm gonna
What do you even fucking do?
My fucking ankles run!
Can I seriously, what do you fucking do?
Like I'm dead ass serious, just, just send the hunter gifted now!
Do you even wanna play this? This is just fucking embarrassing!
Oh my fucking god!
No, I'm not giving up, I'm not giving up, fuck you, I'm not giving up, I don't care, I don't care.
Chad, should I just like troll or should I just get my fucking money and just leave, like man?
No, no, I'm not giving up, I don't give a fuck.
I can get at least one, I don't care.
Well, you probably can get at least one. I would hope you can get one. That would be what I hope you can get.
You know what a game blind is or not? Cause I'm about to do something different after this round.
I'm gonna make a health for you.
I don't know bro, I'm just in that mood.
You're in that mood to be fucking annoying. The most annoying fucking person in the world.
Oh, and there you go with your mule, idiot. That's why you missed.
Okay.
I feel like you didn't need to do that.
I don't know why, Chad, but, like,
I'm just gonna help her a little bit.
Now, you may be putting question marks, but just...
48 hours for nothing.
Oh, shit.
Did you get hit?
Yeah, I'm really scared right now.
Santa, I actually dare you to walk in.
We're not going to kill me.
So walk in.
So walk in I can't but I'm just saying you're not gonna kill me you're nowhere near walk in I
Will it a second, but you're not gonna fucking kill me walk in
I'll give you a hint behind that green door that you just came where the camera is
Yep, I see your camera. Listen my mute is on that door. It's the only hit I'm gonna help you help you a little
You fucking scared wrong?
Nice try, idiot.
What?
Where did she go?
Okay, maybe I should stop trolling, Chell.
No, peek, peek!
game's over I already won just peak just peak if you're not scared
You're so pussy you could have just peed you're so pussy just peed
But did I peek did I oh my god you weren't peeking because you were half-life you were peeking to your half-life
Yo, Senna stop all this blamicky shit this game easy for you like no like hello Kitty Island or something like that
Like this is just not for you.
No, no, no, I'm telling ya, I'm gonna get at least one stuff.
They're calling me a fucking burger.
Well, sometimes you just gotta accept that.
Sometimes.
Burger.
We love you, Burger.
Protect the ball.
Come on, hurry this shit up. I want my hundred gifted.
Guys, maybe stop putting this emote when I write a sing, like, bro, you're about to get a hundred free gifts.
I'm not gonna lie
I mean what game are you good at? I'm not trying to be weird. Oh, then ring
I beat redone pre-nerf
You're so annoying you're actually so annoying
I don't even think can Santa win against me in a bro vs bro like I'm trying to actually
Yeah, we just have to pick certain games.
But like, what are you good at?
Like, I'm not even trying to be like a little hatred.
Alright.
Now look at the strat I got.
Chad, look at the strat I got.
It's a little sneaky, Chad.
It's a little sneaky, Chad. Is this a little Mickey or no?
All right, so now where are you? That's the question that the people want to know.
Mmm, cacua. Cacua, cacua, cacua.
No! I'm a fucking idiot! Wait, what is this chat? What the fuck?
It's like, I'm not even kidding, like, you are this, like, terrible, like, I'm dead-ass.
This isn't even, like, this is just unfair.
Oh my god.
Run!
I think any viewer could beat you.
Run!
The fact that you told me that you were comparable to a disabled kid, like bro, you literally
said that you could fucking like win again, and what did you say, what was the exact word
she used in the beginning chest, you said, I said you beat me, no I said you beating
me would be like beating a disabled kid on the playground, that is my exact word.
Yeah, do not compare yourself to that.
I'm about to be freaky, I'm about to give you one free, I'm about to give you one free
when I'm about to be weird chat ready I'm about to be fucking weird I'm weird
bro I'm actually I did I feel like I'm getting bullied I feel like I'm getting
bullied
Ron you're a cat you're weird you're so weird you're so weird and you're a cat
you're actually so fucking weird you know what you're doing you're weird you're
You're weird, you're weird.
Dude, Cal Players is gonna be set back
to the Great Depression, dead ass bro.
They're like the worst people in the world.
Really?
You need some?
10 seconds.
Five seconds to go.
So how do you wanna do my hundred gifted?
Do you wanna do it like instantly
or what do you wanna do?
Installments, you wanna do installments?
How do you want to do this?
No! You're so weird! You're weird!
You're so weird!
I'm God you're weird!
So, so I deadass just want you to know that
I want my hundred gifted and I want it ASAP.
Don't ever try to play this game
ever again.
Like I'm deadass serious. There is no hope for you.
There is deadass no hope for you.
So let's see, you're down a monitor
and now you're down a hundred gifted.
I want it and I want it quick.
actually I'm done two monitors wait you know what else you're down $500 thank
you for the gift that he left the fucking call
did I just get bullied on God that I just get bullied
Oh my god, wait, so Arkey's dead ass and OSDS swear, say you swear.
Not to begin with just shouting, yo sit out of my hundred gifted.
Yo bro, not gonna lie, I dead ass thought Arkey left.
This is-
Can I give him one day?
All us fans, disappointed.
fans disappointed
Yo, I want my hundred bested burgers, and I want it now
Wait, I'll have to do it on my
I dead as one it now here here
I'll do my hundred bro. I'll do my hundred. I'm doing it now
That fucking shot, bro. I hate that fucking
I do my fucking loser Brad Hayden. I give my hundred bits. Oh
My god, wait, I just realized some sort of 35% of it
Wait, something 35% of its dead ass not $500
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I saved $279
$2,000,000.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I saved $2007,000.
Wait.
Wait, I'm making less money per.
Oh my god, he's actually making less money.
I saved $279.
I'm fucking kidding.
Oh, I'm so up.
Are you kidding?
Am I like one of the greatest seed streamers like at this point?
Like, I feel like I can win against like any streamer.
Yo, Cynna is just garbage.
So he just beat me and now he thinks he can win against any streamer.
Are we fucking dead ass?
You think Seneca beat me in Game Shatter? No. Yes. Yes, I could run. I don't think so.
Uh, did it not go through? Yo, where's my hundred? Yes, I called. Where's my hundred?
Uh, did it not go through? Card decline.
I got a card decline.
Kekwa.
I got a card decline.
Hey.
What is stream freeze?
Hundred gifted.
You let me know if you want to do a bro versus bro.
I actually want to win my first bro.
Why is my shit freezing so fucking bad?
Versus girl, whatever, bro, whatever you want to call it. You let me know. Yeah, run my free win. No, let's let's run it
Okay, run run. Let's do bro v. Bro. We'll map out all the games games that you're good at games that I'm good at and then we'll go
get each other
That's what Mickey so if I beat Cina in a bro versus bro, whatever you want to call it. That's a little Mickey
That's fucking what Mickey
I
Yo, I gotta figure out my next fucking opponent, bro
I am I such a bad gamer that now if people beat me in games. It's the mickey. That's my legacy
Am I like name one game that I'm good at that I could beat him in
None? Nothing. None. Hello Kitty. I don't even play Hello Kitty Island Adventure. You
fucking assholes. Dress to impress. Animal Crossing. Eating. I'm not gonna lie. Ron's
got me being an eating bro. People keep sending him canes and apparently he eats it every
time. I had no idea. Ooh, Cuphead. Loki? I think I could beat him in a rage game. I
I think he can't handle it.
I think a platformer I can beat him into, that ass.
I think I could.
Holy shit, bro.
I think I'm a chud.
I think I'm a chud and a loser and I'm bad at games.
Y'all want a cue one more?
In the moss?
I'm sick, so I'm not gonna be alive for long.
Lula Masks, might as well.
Faggot.
Lula Masks, Lula Masks, Lula Masks.
Might as well, bro.
I hate being sick, it's actually pissing me off.
I feel like I had such a good stream the other day
to be streamed for like 10 hours,
and now, like, I feel like a chud, bro.
I feel like a chud of a human being.
Yo, ask the boy in Koala Bay to give me the subs,
I appreciate it.
Why am I getting question marked?
What am I saying?
Uno mas? I said, fuck it.
What did I say? Uno mas and fuck it.
What did I say? Why are you all questioning me?
I said, uno mas, uno mas, uno mas and then I said, you know what? Fuck it.
It sounded like the F slur?
No, no, no, no.
On God, I said fuck it.
You know I don't say that.
On God, I said fuck it.
Fuck it.
But it's like fuck and then you and then GGIT.
It's like fuck it.
Cause it's like fuck, like, you know, why are you questioning about me?
On God, no, on God y'all are gassing it, there's no way.
On God you're gassing it, there's no way, there's no way, there's no way.
Girls stop saying it, why are wrong streams still open?
Chat, you know what I said, you know I didn't say anything bad, you're gassing it, you're
gassing it, you're gassing it, there's no way.
I said fuck it, but it's just when you combine the word.
It's actually so bad, I'm not even kidding.
I was so confused, I was like,
why is everybody question marking me?
Do I even want to listen to it?
I mean they can't really make it sound like that though because the context wouldn't make
any sense it's so obvious that I said fuck it so I'm not really worried about it also
I never say that but the context you can't it's not like I'm like talking to someone
and saying that I literally the context is so obvious of what I'm saying so I'm not really
worried about it chat don't gas it more than it needs to be though because it's not like
You know what I mean?
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm absolutely sure.
I'm not worried about it because I'm so confident
that I don't say those things, you know what I mean?
But the context doesn't even make any sense.
Why would you randomly just say that?
Why would you not say fuck it when you're
re-queuing a game?
It makes no sense.
You know what I mean?
It's so obvious I didn't say that.
I'm not worried about it.
Don't worry.
It would be a weird way to say it anyway. That's not what I'm saying. I'm not worried about it
But I appreciate the concern ladies and gentlemen
R6 changed her no, no, no, no
R6 did not change anything about me. Okay. No, no, no first of all, I'm a W ally shout outs
Secondly, I have not started saying slurs because I played R6. I'm a good-ass noodle. I don't say slurs. I'm a good noodle, bro. I
I am a good noodle, bro. I'm a good ass noodle
W ally, why is there a person in my chat named weenie wobbler?
That's not weenie warrior is it but just on his alt account
is it what did rhyme say I didn't see she said June is over let me read that I
I said, fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it! Okay? Fuck it! I am an ally! I am a W ally!
Fuck and it!
There are two separate words.
Oh, God, they're two separate words.
No, you're gasping in.
No, I'm being gaslit, bro.
Stop spamming your what's.
I don't know what y'all better ask.
Fuck what now?
Fuck?
And it's it's.
Why are you guys spamming what so every time now I say fuck and it you guys are gonna spam
What's that? That's what we're doing?
Oh.
Hmm.
I'm not sure what he's doing.
What is he doing?
Oh
Well, I was gonna push them do this side and they're both pushing that door, but never mind
Glad I was here for the day chat I said fuck and it fuck it I
I am a W ally you I know you know the cut stop talking what okay okay now I'm
seeing it you guys just I'm okay I see it now don't don't type your what's again
I tell you so this is what we're doing now you're a dark night's part I think
of it the subs I appreciate it you know this reminds me of this reminds me of
when Dotto typed chatters into the gulf with friends game chat and for some
reason gulp with friends censored it. Rhyme, you know what I'm talking about. If you're
an ally named 10 gay people right now. Lil Nas X, RuPaul, uh, Saucy Santana, uh, Lorraine,
Awesome show.
Valkyrie, as of 2026.
Who else?
Who else are you all saying sin of question mark?
Why am I getting question mark you guys was this all a boy to try to feed into the allegations
I guess they're allegations.
Oh, Ziv!
I forgot about Ziv.
Who else do I know?
He didn't question mark
To and to green
The diffuser has been recovered
Okay, I don't want to place blades here, right, chat, hear me out and type of one if you agree.
I tried to wall bang him and I don't think that that was particularly my
Faults type of one of you agree in the chat. Here's the thing. I don't even need to look over
I know everybody is spamming once because they're on agreement. That's all I really want to chat. Thank you for the support
I appreciate it. That's all I really need. You know, I mean as long as you guys are here agreeing with me and supporting me
That's really all it's about drop a heart in the chat
Can we just time to quit?
Sorry that's for that person that said quit
Back up bigot
Can you say that word?
Can you say what you need to chat?
I said fuck it! Fuck it!
You stop typing!
You got it.
Fried month and just ended brief, there's no way you just decided to type in the chat.
Kat, I'm not slurring.
Fuck it.
Please stop.
The weenie wobbler, what are we working with?
Wait, did he just shoot my drone?
My drone just got shot right there.
Come on, we need a wobbler.
Where's their camera?
Oh.
I
Guess
No, he's back later
I
At least I did something
At least I did something oh my god
I
Like fell down in the basement. I was doing nothing, bro. That's bad aim, bro
That's how you play yo
R9 rocket, I got bad news for you that if that's how you play that shit is trash yo J
I don't have to give it a sub bro appreciate you w subs
What if somebody say pride month is not even 24 hours ago, and you're already ripping it chat. I said fuck it. I
I did not say a slur. I said fuck it. The context doesn't even make any sense.
All right there they go again. Okay.
Hashtag slur season chat. We are not making slur season a thing in this chat.
I'm out of tea. I'm out of mint tea. When are you gonna get your charm,
What would my charm even be? A trash bag?
And then every time you're queuing with a squad of five,
the person who is bottom-fragging has to put a trash bag charm on.
Just to show that they're garbage. Thoughts?
Make it a broken monitor, you know, I don't want to encourage that
I don't want to wait
My charm would not be a broken monitor, bro
I'm more than just a broken monitor.
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready?
Feet sees cam.
Man, grown-ass woman saying feets sees.
Do I punch?
I
Am
I see the blood
of
I hear him.
I'm scared.
I want...
Ah!
Oh my god, like what...
Why did I die like a child?
The fire is just 10 seconds.
Your charms would be an infinity symbol, but make it bronze.
Why did people type cinema after that?
That is not even a good idea, bro.
That is a horrible idea.
Who was that was that black beard?
Should make it a bronze crown. I hate this chat on God
You should get a bronze tramp stamp tattoo
And these are not good ideas and not a single person is gonna say nabs
There is not a single person
Oh
Please tell me she is copper
No, Jenga block. Why is her name Jenga block? I
Don't know like why like what were you doing you're like, yeah, this is gonna
Jenga, hey shut up Jenga boy, shut up.
I think I'm going to walk in that direction.
I'm going to walk in that direction.
Uh oh.
Oh
Right when I saw him bro
What a noodle I am such a stupid noodle. Why was I just sitting there? Oh my god, bro
Like I'm actually an idiot.
I'm an idiot, bro.
I'm a fucking cheeseburger.
He's probably in triple staff.
Chief Diabido! You got this!
I
Set out my goat sheep died beat over me in like five years
You're playing like England versus Dr. Congo. Dr. Dr. Congo? First half.
Shut up.
Doctor?
You genuinely pissed me off. Oh I'm sorry now everybody just gets mad all the time.
You guys ever thought about being happy in your lives, huh?
Probably one of you agree.
Let's drop a smile if you're feeling happy today.
I want to see no frowny faces, only smiles.
Uninstall please.
Please, we can't win your this trash at R6.
You ever thought about reading a book?
DR. Doctor.
Hello?
Yeah, and I'm the dumb one.
Like what?
Like I guess I'm the dumb one?
protect the bond
like I guess
hold on watch this
you're about to witness sin of
My bad never mind you're gonna win this jack shit
My fault my fault game
Put it on the window window
Don't worry, ladies and gentlemen, a goofrooper or goofy goober, look out, I got this.
I'm so very worried, why are you worried for me?
I look completely mentally sane, hello?
I
Somehow like I guess I got a kill
I hope you had a good ass training dude, I do, thank you bro for the raid.
I'm sending fuse players back to the Great Depression too, they also deserve to go.
Use players, cap players, shield players, send them back to the Great Depression, I
I don't care.
Lane, wait, Lane, you're not VIP in my chat.
Get sober by September and Banana putting this on me.
On God, I'm VIPing you for that.
Hmm.
Did you beat Ron Mods panic on this year's nuke and get rid of him
Get rid of him now
Right now. Oh my god my voice
Yo, I keep Torah with a big 10, bro. I appreciate you. Thank you so much for the W10
W's bro. Thank you
I'm starting to think that I'm a little bit fed type of one, but I am realizing that I
think with a little bit of practice I can shake it off and get to where I need to be.
10 seconds to go.
Here we go.
Five seconds.
How did he miss me?
How did he not see me?
I'm getting tired.
That's your mom.
Every day that she wakes up, I have to look at you
and realize you're her child.
That was like so far.
I'm so sorry.
Drop a heart in the chat for that guy.
My bad.
I don't have any more kids.
Fuck!
I didn't even throw that.
No.
Go, Goof Proofer. Go.
Well, you got a drone, bro?
Come on, human drone that bit.
I'm sorry.
Fuck.
We have no time.
Plants! Oh, he died.
He dropped the defuser and none of us could push in time to get it.
It is what it is. That's unlucky.
That's unlucky.
Unlucky, unlucky, unlucky, unlucky, unlucky.
Even if we ran through, I don't think any of us could have picked that up in time.
I mean, unless the guy just got lucky and no one was guarding it.
But to kill and pick it up, there's just no...
We just pushed too slow.
Unlucky.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, walk in.
It's here and now that we make our stand.
Talk about me if you believe.
You're a gross creature.
I've never called a creature before.
Interesting
Mari also just started our six dude, okay rainbow succeeds
Listen, I'm not joking. The amount of people that I've seen streamers are gonna beat the challenge
I don't love to see Mari beat it. She won't
I'm god. She won't
What have you done
What's that one thing they keep doing from Love Island?
Melanie
Ah
This is a guy on there that they keep calling AI bro and he sounds just like
like that. Man like me. Corbin bro, Corbin GPT. Shout out.
Man like me.
Well, I hate these players, I'm God I do, I hate them.
They're so annoying.
Where am I?
I got out of the where am I?
Melanie.
Oh my god, bruh, please!
Can't enter the loss, we're not losing.
Watch.
It's a 2v2.
No way we lose. And we have a cab.
you