Hey, actually, I'm going to get a bath for the first time.
after first.
Okay.
Wait.
My mouse is going to die, so it's plugged in.
Stream Yoshi's story.
I don't even know what that is.
I don't know where that is.
It's a trains god chef nick.
It's around somewhere.
It must be in a different box.
It's on N64 online.
Why would I play it on that?
Are you kidding me?
It's gonna have like two seconds of lag.
The cam's wide.
have a shirt. A jazz bowl. Thanks for the sub. Someone pick a name. It's a shirt. It's
This shirt.
I don't want to do the mule.
Fine, I'll do the mule just because it's the first set.
I don't care that much.
Probably gonna lose.
No, it's not a shirt with muscles on it, it's just a shirt.
You can see the neckline, it's just hidden by the mic.
Welcome to the Maldives. We have been informed that the syndicator is currently in operation here, but you know
What to do?
They're on high alert, so tread carefully. Well, they were sleeping late. You know what to do, 27.
I know what to do.
7th stream streak is crazy, that means he had to watch my last stream before I stopped.
I allowed up here.
Oh, should I? I didn't pick up the letter up there, though.
We're on a timer.
What's the play?
I know what to do. I know what to do. This guy needs to leave.
I'm not sure I've seen you before.
Hey, I'm over here, dipshit, let's go.
Okay, stop right now, you hear?
This guy needs to leave, leave, leave, leave, leave.
Drop dude, it's really not that far, I can drop.
Okay, man, let's get moving again all I've done quack, thank you so
It's so edgy. Oops. I didn't mean to do that
I can't believe I can't drop dude. All right, fine. Let's just go
Your twin legs would break. I think you meant twig. Unless I read that wrong.
Oh my god.
Okay, I know what to do.
We need to get a gun.
I don't know how to do this other than just shoot him
Pookie raid
Does that mean ooga pookie oh wait no squeaks rated a what's up squeaks?
Squeaks won't play games with me off stream, so I just decided to start streaming again, and then now I ignore him
him. And we see how he likes it. But he raided me so now I have to pay attention to him.
So. Actually this is kinda good. Nope nevermind. We made a huge mistake. Oh god.
bad luck bad luck what you're gonna do just some bad luck don't worry about it
people who just joins it happens sometimes no I'm wearing a shirt people
keep think people keep thinking that I'm bare chested with my tits out
I don't have any hair on my body other than I have about three inches.
I have a ring of hair around my nipples.
That's like three inches long.
you. I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
Same.
Thanks.
Why do you say things like that? Because I just think it's kind of a funny pair arrangement.
I need to pick a map where I can show off a little bit about, not sucking, but it's
hard. Sorry to pick. I guess we'll do this. We'll do Dubai, Dubai's easy. We'll do time
So I can show off
I'll probably try Noida later
Or some random n64 game not it I'm not being like
like, you know, sneaky about it, and meaning like Super Mario 64. I mean like Yoshi's
story, or like Donkey Kong 64.
No, I never got into RuneScape. When I was in middle school, I was like, this game has
shitty graphics I can't get over it. I don't think it's a bad game though, I just never
gonna do it. I don't own Perfect Dead.
Welcome to the sector, Dubai. Syndicate members are currently in the area. Find
them and take them down. But be careful, they're on high alert. You don't want them
You know what to do, 47.
Alright.
I just love doing that.
So satisfying.
They just made him more asleep.
I already know the code.
Look at him stuck. Oh.
I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking let's reset my timer.
So how are you guys doing today?
Pretty good.
I don't know if this outfit's better than the other one.
I don't know if the red guard is better than blue hat, white guard.
I guess we'll see.
It feels like I gotta take out a lot of people.
I have a better idea.
Let's go back.
Okay, I can't go back.
Never mind.
is this guy gonna open the door? No. Hold up, hold up, hold up. I have an idea. Yes.
No Lucy.
Check it.
I don't know you!
Come on.
Oh baby, this is gonna work.
She didn't follow me? Are you kidding me?
Have a good day to you sir.
Alright, I need to reset my timer again.
You always lead them to the bathroom.
Okay, okay.
Excellent.
You know what, you might be a problem too, so we need you to also go in the bathroom.
I say my viewers are really young, but now I'm starting to think that you guys are really old.
which is okay. I'd rather you guys be like 30 than like 18.
See you get older and then you kind of realize that you were kind of cringey
I
Oh
Wow, this is
Oh my god someone help me help me please help me oh my god there's a madman on the
lose. Alright, we need to get into another area. This is gonna get bad real fast.
You gotta always keep one set of, you know, one set of backup close. Just in case, you
know, just in case you kill someone or shit your pants, you know, who knows what's gonna
happen. I need to make a quick exit.
I'm authorized in here. Sweet. We need to go up higher.
Killing people down there is just way too much trouble.
I forget how to get higher though.
Oh my god. Let's reset the timer.
I went to the movies one time with the kid.
I forget what movie we were watching because the movie really wasn't the important part.
But he had to go to the bathroom really bad and he was in the bathroom for like 10 minutes
and then he told me he had to ditch the clothes or ditch the boxers.
So he just left a pair of like dirty boxers in the bathroom in the movie theater.
I think I've told that story before.
I'm going to change outfits again because these guys aren't suspicious of me up here.
Well, they're a little suspicious.
Fable tonight?
Maybe.
Just depends on how long I play.
Lit Vanilla?
Thanks for the sub.
How's the book coming along?
I wrote a book about bugs that I didn't really like.
It was too depressing.
I got tired of writing depressing shit
So right in some different
So more like I guess it's still weird, but probably won't like it either so I'm gonna get your ups up
Butterfly the book
Man, I'm just gonna do the same thing with this guy.
Get over here.
Man, heard something weird.
You should, Waddles, or even just do short story stuff, it's cool.
Hello.
Even though I don't really like sharing it, I still like write in random shit.
It's kind of fun.
Looking good today, sir.
Oh, wait, no, we're too high.
We need to go lower.
There's like a balcony I can get to.
This would be perfect.
Is this the balcony?
There we go.
Okay, that guy.
So we really need to be on the other side.
Are you getting paid to play this? No, I just felt like playing.
I felt like I had an unfinished business.
Where'd the red guy go?
Oh my god, he went deeper!
What the fuck?
Maybe we do have to actually go down there.
Shit.
Alright, I'm you now.
I'll figure this out.
Okay.
Please tell me, I can get this guy.
I'm gonna miss so many shots with this fucking SMG!
Hey!
This guy's a tank! What the fuck?!
There we go. Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Hey, it worked! No one noticed me.
You can't say shit man's when it works.
I don't think I need to read you the timer. We'll just try and take this guy out and then leave.
He's underneath.
He's underneath it'll be easy.
It's silence, so...
No, actually I have a better idea.
Okay, I want to leave now.
There's so many exit points.
And I am out of here.
Coin game never.
There was a coin game too, I had never played it.
You forgot your kettleball?
It's alright, I can get another one.
Thoughts on Zella 2?
When I played that last year in like around February, March.
I always thought that game sucked.
So I came in with extremely low expectations and I think the game is pretty good.
There's some stuff about it that's insanely difficult.
Like personally, I got really lucky in that area of the mountains, you know, like, fuck,
the name escapes me.
I should know the name.
I mean, I played Zelda all the fucking time.
Death Mountain, that's right.
mountain is not even that bad. I got really lucky with the pathing, I don't know. But
there's like enemies that you fight later on. I think it's around like the sixth, seventh
dungeon where they have like blue bird masks. Those enemies are fucking impossible. Like
when you go to the final area, that shit is actually so hard, it's crazy. Um, well, we'll
I'll just do Get This Guys, there's only two people.
I'll make it interesting.
Liro Liro, I'm gonna trust that that's the name of the enemy.
But Jesus Christ, they're so difficult, it's insane.
It's insane.
I kinda wanna keep this, it's a silenced SMG
that I can hide in my pocket, like that's such a good gun.
I promise I can't bring the kettle wall.
Can't bring all this.
I can ditch the pale duck.
No, you know what?
I want to keep the pale duck.
Are they going to ditch the gun?
I'll ditch the baseball.
this works. This rule. That's on Terraria. I think it's fun. I thought it was going to
be awesome the first time I played it because we were like going into the deeps and there
was like so much stuff to discover but the problem is my friends treated as a boss rush
and I think we were playing on a hard difficulty and I thought it was really boring once it
turned into a boss rush. I think that's the weakness of the game. If you're just exploring
and stuff I think it's cool. I've tried to play Sardar like 10 times and I just can't
get into it. It's not for me. I think it's a pretty good game. I think it's a game where
like I should like it but I just don't at all. I think the biggest reason is because
The characters don't interest me at all.
Good luck.
Do you think you'll stream more in the near future or you just dip it in for some dollars?
I'm not going to ever tell people that I'm planning on streaming more, not this juncture.
Part of it is like I moved, I have no friends here, I was really bored and I was just sleeping
like way too much so I was like all right you know what let me not be an idiot
do I think there's a chance that I stream more in the near future yeah I
mean I have been but I don't want to like commit to something that I can't
No, for sure, and disappoint people.
People get pissed when I go away because there's some people that don't unsub because their
psychos and they want their substricks to stay, which I appreciate.
But I don't want people to feel like I'm misleading them into subbing again and then
leaving.
So that's why I'm kind of hesitant about it.
Where do you move? I'm not sure.
Some more on Earth, perhaps, I guess.
I would remember if I wasn't hopped up on just extreme amounts of drugs right now.
So maybe ask me again a different day and you might get a different answer.
What are you recording me for when I'm trying to line up my screwdriver shot?
You saw it? Oh, shit.
I don't get a chance to use the pale duck often, so we're gonna use this fucking shit.
That was sweet.
I'll be in touch.
Shame about the other guys staying next to him.
Okay, better man up.
Maned area is clear.
We divide. Over.
He moved to Kakariko Village to be with the chickens.
It's crazy to think how old Ocarina time is now.
It's so old
Currently playing 3d for the first time
Do you mean the one on 3ds that one's fine?
the only thing that's weird about that is
Because like it's pretty faithful from what I remember.
He has huge forearms in that.
Like his forearms are the size of like his neck.
It's crazy.
It's like all I think about when I play that game.
God!
Child Link has these huge fucking forearms.
They make you feel inadequate.
Yeah.
Now track down the syndicate leader's location.
Hide and seek is pretty easy.
I've provided you with new intel.
We'll do hide and seek.
The running animation is OZ3E is awful.
It looks so slow.
I don't remember that.
I played that before I started speedrunning.
Zelda? So maybe if I replayed it again I would notice way more differences but like
I still have played Zelda a lot like before I started spearing it at all.
Do you think your future girlfriend is watching this stream right now? No.
Yes, it's a delan war.
Thanks for sub.
Future girlfriend LMAO.
Did he said it?
I know my YouTube metrics is like 99.6% male.
However, they're on high alert, so we'll take care of them.
On the other hand, we do know this.
They are here for an exchange.
We also know that they have black hair.
Is that black hair?
It looks kind of like dirty blonde to me.
I can't tell if he has earrings. Fuck.
Yeah, they are wearing earrings.
They are wearing gl-
Yeah, it's not him.
And wearing a necklace as the characteristics we know the target enjoys reading and I still have my old Pokemon cards
Does she have an earring now yeah, she does oh shit oh
Shit she prime suspect
I'm gonna see if she eats food
Actually, I need to resubmit timer.
These two idiots!
I spent so long talking.
I got my deck on me.
Oh yeah, I don't need to stop, walk outfits, I just need to get in the box.
Oh dude, hide and seek is so easy.
She's smoking.
That actually makes me feel like it's not her, so we'll keep that in mind.
Do you like Akira?
Yeah, the movie's sick.
I've only seen it once though I'm getting back in the box if they do side things
then aren't one of the main three does that mean that they're innocent cuz I
I feel like that makes them innocent, but I don't know.
I can't decide.
Let's see what this guy's doing in the box.
OK, OK, OK.
We can get a good look right here.
They're doing a meeting. Oh my god. It's not you though.
If they do it, tell them it's not listed, they're innocent.
I see.
I think I can drop here. Uh oh.
that
is so awkward
Okay, that's his assassin, all right, all right, all right, all right, manageable, manageable.
I really wanted to get in that room because I know there's like, a thing I can hide in.
He's staying right in front of it.
His motherfucker needs to move.
How could he possibly be doing this to you this long?
He must be smoking.
Okay, so animation's done.
He's not going up the stairs.
Perfect.
Alright, run saved.
Who upstepping they, Clint?
What are you talking about?
What does that mean?
You stay here. I'll take a look.
That's a great idea! Thank you! Thank you!
I don't know how to shoot her.
she plant on my stevens
delight hitman
that goes hard
I hit every quarter, they threw it!
Yeah!
Too many people, why are there so many people here?
Okay, identify yourself.
Close the door!
Close the door, you dipshit!
Sir, sir!
There we go.
You guys have just seen too much.
of you can be allowed to leave this room. For now, I won't kill any of you, but no one
can leave this room. I think someone had heard that. There's got to be someone that's like
No, maybe not.
We'll just leave him.
I'd love a gun from one of the assassins, that'd be cool.
Like that guy's an assassin.
Let's get this dude that's campin' out of here, I don't like him.
That was the 9-to-5 TikTok guy, what are you talking about, I don't watch TikTok.
Should I start watching TikTok?
Alright, it's settled.
I'm downloading TikTok right now.
You've never watched a TikTok?
I'm going to send you a TikTok.
I'm going back to my box, I feel safe in my box.
Is China going to get all your info?
Oh well.
Everyone already has one info.
What can you do?
Alright, they may have just been in a meeting, but it's not you.
It's not you.
Okay, we know it is.
It's the first check that we thought.
I still want to get an assassin gun.
So here's how we're gonna do it.
Check it.
I don't think this room is secretive enough.
Wow, this definitely isn't secretive enough.
What the fuck?
I don't know maybe it is you think this room secreted it up feel like she's gonna see me
I'm not doing it
Where's the box
Oh, we'll be good.
Alright, what's the plan? What's the plan? What's the plan? What's the plan?
I want an assassin gun.
But I can't say who's an assassin. Oh, that guy's an assassin. Look at him staring like a dick shit.
He's staring in the space. No animation. It's you.
It's you. I know it's you.
This is sketchy.
Alright, back in the box.
Plays it too much time.
The box, if you look on the top left you can see time to hide and seek.
That means every two and a half minutes I have to get to my box.
I don't know, uh, yeah, I'll fucking buy a wrench.
I'll buy this too, but that thing can be pretty useful.
Are you an assassin?
He is, though, maybe.
I can lure him.
Check out what that was.
Yeah.
I don't feel comfortable here.
Yeah.
Oh crap, not again.
I knew it.
Clint, you should try to kill everyone on the map.
Clint, you should try to kill everyone on the map?
No.
I refuse.
That sounds like it would take a longer time than just doing what I'm about to do.
Oh my god, this is bad.
Dude, I'm fucked.
If they seriously freak out, I'm fucked.
Don't tell them I'm in here.
We'll go the long way around. Going out that checkpoint is just too hard.
Everyone suspicious of me.
Don't understand
You new fit promise I can't I get frisked if I swap fits
I don't want to get frisked
We kind of want to knock these guys out, too
Nah, let's let's just go down
We got a better idea. We don't need to do it from up here
Nah, you know what? We should do it up there. She's got like three assassins around her. I'm not fucking with that.
We'll wait for her to pass around.
It'll be easy.
I still want people to- I just need to get rid of these two doofuses.
We need them
Psychic sonic thing of the sub I appreciate you why is this happening to me today of all days
This is a mistake.
She heard it!
That's okay though because she's crossing Ryan.
Is the gold anodglet entire building out?
It can be!
It can be.
I'll just leave you.
Alright.
I'll just leave you.
Alright.
This isn't really that easy of a shot.
okay we'll just wait for it to come around again
everything is fine, it must have been the wind
non target what the fuck are you talking about oh my god there's one suspect I
even clear oh shit
Oh dude everyone's gonna leave now oh my god oh my god oh my god it's gotta be
this guy it's gotta be it's gotta be we cleared everyone else it makes no sense
the target is trying to escape hold up the target's trying to escape well I'm confused
is okay good that guy's trying to escape this is going to be really not so great
it's gonna be kind of hard he's got two assassins right next to him all right
I'm a little... I'm a little, I'm a little, I'm a little, I'm a little.
Truly, he was the greatest hitman of all the hitmans.
I'm just gonna walk out with everyone else
What why they're not even orange what is happening what the fuck
Why were they, why was my game glitch?
That's not right.
That's fucked up.
Report that to the bug team.
Psychic Sonic, thank you for the gifted subs.
They don't mind that I just massively fucked up.
I appreciate you.
What kind of bug was that, man?
As long as that actually was a bug.
And it wasn't like me not understanding the game, because I seriously don't understand
what just happened.
to look out till the assassin. Wouldn't he have been orange though, or like had a dot
over his head? That's the only reason why I was so confused. I was like, oh, okay. I
guess when shit goes down right at the end, I have to be extra, extra, extra, extra super
careful. How many targets? I will swap. No, no, that's fine. Bottom left set assassin
alerted and bright red letters. So does that mean they know who I am? When
assassin's alerted, that means like all assassins are gonna know exactly who I am.
Do people not say W anymore?
It's a squeaks his chat still says W. W. W.
They say on fleek.
I swear I've heard that, like that's old.
How does Freelancer work?
Alright, I can explain it for you.
I'm gonna wait for this annoying voice to stop talking, there we go.
So, you have to do like 20 missions in a row without hard failing, which would be like getting caught, killed, whatever.
and then you also have to do the little tiny mini objective if you look in the
top left there's like three see there's like kill only targets only these one
disguise make targets slip that's just not important no one cares about that
the big one on the bottom is the important one that's shit you have to do
otherwise you automatically lose
Don't worry, I time it off for two weeks.
He'll be back.
Just a million, two hundred thousand seconds.
So there's like chunks of missions, and you can choose like that side objective.
So like I chose Silent Take Down, it's not that bad.
It depends on the map and it depends on any targets, but I felt like I could deal with
it.
You can choose your maps too, but once it gets farther in, a lot of the time, there might
be one map you can hard avoid, but that might be it.
It just depends on what you want to play.
There's some maps that I like way more than others, so.
Dude, I have a shirt on.
You can clearly see the collar.
If you just run confidently really fast, no one will stop you.
No!
I thought I had a baseball!
Fuck.
How did no one hear that?
Hey lady.
I'm running out of time.
This is not good.
Lady.
Does that count as silent?
I honestly don't know if it counts.
Oh it did count!
Hell yeah!
Yes.
No problem, fly.
Yes.
No problem, Fly.
I don't know how to take the guy out because I don't have a key, so we're either going to look for a crowbar or I'm going to shoot him from across.
Fuck, I can't shoot him from across.
Ooh, here we go.
The anticipation here is just so high.
This is the place to be.
The best track delivery scheme.
The best comfort driver we've had in a long, long time.
And now the background is looking good.
Let's put the fucking gun away.
Good.
Can't be too careful these days.
It'd be crazy.
Who is that guy?
XE work, 47.
Race computer security dog.
Oh, wait, no, that's not his name.
We'll never know who that guy was.
What a strange name to name someone.
Ray's Computer Security Dongle.
Mr. Dongle.
No, it wasn't a silent takedown.
Apparently it should have been this guy's gonna be silent though.
I tried the new deadlock update but I haven't tried when they added silver.
I'll probably play a lot today because I'm gonna try and keep myself awake but I'm not gonna stream it
because I'm gonna be way too fucking out of it.
No energy.
It's been on my energy.
Shoking bitches out right now.
Take down has to be melee.
I don't know.
No, no, no, it doesn't.
I'm positive it doesn't.
If you throw a kettlebell at someone, I'll even like, I'll even do it as an experiment
later.
Hello, it's me, Max Verstappen.
I shaved my head though.
What does Max for sap and say once I guess catch phrase
How the fuck am I supposed to get it picked like two super hard targets
Dude, this is gonna be a madhouse if I have to kill this guy here.
Alright, good.
Hey, I'm Verstappen.
Simply lovely.
That's a weird catchphrase.
He just keeps wandering into a more secluded area, what do you think man?
I'm getting out of the bathroom.
Oh my god, this is so perfect.
simply lovely
the norwood reaper cometh
this is way beyond norwood isn't it? I thought norwood was like
when you have like the island of hair in the front
my old catchphrase used to be
Don't worry, the run's not dead. We can still save time in X.
X, depending on what game I'm playing.
The run's not dead!
We can still save time on DekTak. We can still save 40 in Shadow.
Don't worry the run's not dead, I missed 4th rose to my last PB.
We just need to get there.
Maybe. I don't feel like playing SM64 now, but it's pretty fun just to go back and play
a little bit, just because there's no huge trick that blocks you from finishing a run.
So you just kind of go in, jump around, bing, bing, woohoo.
It's not bad.
I try this.
Sounds kind of good.
You never do carpolis?
I don't really want to do carpolis, I'm good.
I wish I had an emote that was like the fell for it again award, but I think that might
be too much text to put on emote. I think that would be good though. So many different
ways you can use it. Don't believe the slides you know.
It's so small though, like that's not gonna work. Because anyone who doesn't
already know what it is is like...
I'm also kind of against like emotes that have a bunch of text on them anyways or like text emotes in general
wait hold up where's this other guy though
So there's like some see-your-path I know how to go through that's like from bar to
here
the coca plantation
But the jungle I think I could just walk through so we'll kill these two guys first and then dip to the jungle
Can I open the store? No.
We'll wait for him to move.
I could like get his attention and then scramble somewhere. The problem is I don't know if where I'm scrambling is gonna work.
Why does he hate me so much?
Oh yeah, you're a target.
Hey whoa whoa whoa!
I'm dead.
No wait, I'm okay.
Okay, sorry lady.
NOOOOO
We're fine
If I couldn't get into this room, we were fucked
Who the fuck are you?
Oh wait they're gonna know who I am.
You guys all need to die, I'm sorry.
Simply lovely.
Dude, I hate that catchphrase.
I
I'm just gonna let them come out and trouble out here.
I don't know.
Hey, I need some help here.
One is missing out about.
What can I say?
Okay.
Hey, go now.
I don't want to say.
Got damn it.
Someone is missing a mouth. What more can I say?
Hey sup.
Keep your head down if you want to stay alive.
Don't try to mess with me. Get your ass out here, nice and quiet.
This guy is trouble. It is hard...
It is hard to take him out with two guards staring his ass.
okay this is manageable now I ran oh dude I don't know my baseballs
Oh, sorry.
What do you mean you're gettin' help?
Sorry chat.
Close your eyes.
I can't even change it as freaking outfit what a waste
Dude this guy is in like the worst spot ever
Damn.
How did you see me throw it?
Oh my god.
I think the best thing I do maybe is just make some freaking chaos.
No, it's up here.
If I can hit him from up here.
Yeah, this will work.
Nat, I am. Am I trying to fix my save schedule? Yeah. Pretty unsuccessful at it, though.
Oh, people saw me. And the store is locked. Is the store locked?
Perfect. This is not perfect. This is a very very tiny room.
Oh jeez. And I have no stuff to chuck at people's faces anymore.
I need to cross the street.
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
Oh, it's still alive, baby.
Let's get the fuck out of here. How do I get up there?
That was close
I don't know how to get to the jungle really
Missing key guard. That's wonderful. Fantastic. Yeah, I had to wait a second there because
if anyone saw what I did, then it wasn't going to be a silent takedown, so I thought maybe
I could like throw some of their face really quick. That's why I waited.
How the fuck do I go to the jungle?
Hey let me in.
I don't know if it's map, I don't know how to get to the jungle.
What is this?
What the fuck?
Got a strange noise.
Okay.
Fuck this, here we go.
Checking it out.
Hey, go on the grass.
Excuse me, you're not again.
What's going on here?
What's happened?
What's going on here? What's happened?
Dio-Smeo. What does Dio-Smeo mean? Is it like OGs?
My god, so it is like oh geez, okay
I better be able to get to the jungle this way or I'm fucked.
How was there so many people in chat who speak Spanish?
I, we, well, actually I don't know how many Americans, like how many of you grew up in
the United States?
I used to remember my metrics. I remember being shocked how many Canadians watch me.
Okay, that's about 90% of trap.
Good to know.
Soldier boy.
Wait, did I kill him?
you've spread fear okay I'd like to leave now I just don't know how I might
do I get out of here?
Missing key.
I bet this guy has a key.
Okay, try, you didn't have the key, now I'm starting to get kind of nervous.
Where the fuck's the key?
The other guy?
Oh no.
He's like the only guy in the whole area.
I won't kill him.
Ah, you were right.
I'm going the wrong way.
God damn it.
I didn't want him to wake up the other guy, but then he did so then I kinda got fucked.
What time have you been going to bed?
Yesterday I went to bed at like 2pm.
Yeah, I think fable is fun.
What?
My sleep rotates.
When do I, when do you ever get an ice pick in this game?
I'll, hmm, I'll do Epic Assault.
The meeting things to sketch.
There might be a way to find a nice pick on this map, but I doubt it.
What do you do all day when you're not streaming?
Stare at the wall, jerk it, shower, lay down, play video games, sometimes, very rarely read.
I don't really watch TV.
I can't even remember the last TV show I actually watched.
I watch sports sometimes.
Your life sounds like my dogs.
your dog can read, that's cool.
Do I ever take walks?
I do actually take walks sometimes.
Notice how he doesn't write his book?
it's so hard just to sit down and be like let's just fucking write like I feel
like I need to have some like burst of inspiration or something or like have an
idea in my head already where I'm just like thinking about it and I'm just you
know like if that's my stare at the wall time I stare at the wall if something
good comes out of stare at the wall time then I write it's a bit it's a process
All right
No, the bugs book I didn't like because it was too depressing and I don't want to write about depressing shit
Especially when it's like depressing into more depressing if it's like depressing and it like comes out like
There's some sort of like happiness at the end of the road. That's better
No
Argentina I write short stories, too. I just don't share those like chat. I share those with like random people. I know
I like writing short stories
A lot of the stuff I'm in writing was oh shit
I was noticing that a lot of the short stories I was writing kind of felt like they could take place in like the same reality
So then I tried to stitch them all together. It just sounds like a skit. So is writing it
But I figure people like that so
He's got hair
Wow, this is like a new character model, I've never seen someone in the game that looks like this. I don't think he has earrings
Yeah, it's the Clint verse.
I don't write smut because anything I write that's sexual sounds like it's resorted.
That's the best way to put it.
No one wants to read about that stuff anyways other than only middle-aged women that use
it is porn. I see a necklace too.
not you. You're saying you've tried? I've thought about it in my wall time, but I've
never actually written it down. No, I don't like ice to cave stuff. I'd rather the whole
world have like reasons behind it and instead of just and not have the person be like some
outsider. I don't know what the best way to explain it is. I feel like if you write stuff
that's way too nonsensical there's no stakes to anything. So it's oh my god this dude is
probably had if he's bald can't tell if he's bald no earring fuck are you
kidding me maybe he's got in the other ear
it's over bro it's not you
Are there bug characters in the bug book?
Yes?
Wait, I forget.
You see that weird line coming out of like below her ear?
Do you think that's just like a glitched-out earring?
He's not T-posing, he's getting a strip-surge dumbass.
Look at the guy's hands!
Oh wait, I do have a print suspect. I guess she does have an earring.
That was a glitch shot, Eerie.
We'll check this guy low and then we'll go up top.
I'm amazed there's like no one really suspicious of me.
Maybe it's because it's one of the earlier missions, but I remember playing this mission and having it just be AIDS.
It's not here.
What about this way?
Was there a bug president?
No.
I can't see any of the emails you guys post.
Like, what does Yabuti look like?
I don't know.
I think, oh, I know why.
Because we had that catastrophe with the horse shit that was
like all over my fucking chat, so I
Had to just turn off everything because I couldn't figure out how to turn it off
So I turned off
Those emotes at one point
Why is this hostile
Did I pick up the kettleball? Oh, I got a baseball.
I don't think they get seen down here. That guy might just be on the edge. If I bring
I think I'm close, I think I'm all right.
It's just too easy.
Carmine D? Thanks for the suck.
Okay, there's still up here.
If you were a bug, which would you be?
That's a good question.
I think praying mantises are the coolest, but I don't think I'm a praying mantis.
I don't know, I have to see a list of bugs.
I don't be some normie bug.
What's the hell?
Chat we have, our target.
That's obviously the assassin.
Hello.
I'm friendly, don't worry.
I made a huge mistake.
Why did I do that?
Hrack has raided you?
I didn't even notice because I was so locked into doing that stupid shit.
You monster, what did they do?
Dude, it wasn't a good idea.
Why did he do that?
I don't know why I did that.
Wait, I just all tapped out of the game.
I said, okay.
As long as that assassin doesn't open this door, everything's fine.
See everything's everything's fine everything's fine
Non-target kill oh my god
I said everyone else was innocent which one was it?
What the fuck?
I'm so confused. All right
We're just gonna
Walk this one off. It's not over yet. It's not over yet
See they're not even fleeing it it's totally fine
Hold up, I gotta think.
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, hold up, hold up, I'm thinking.
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
We just need to get back down and then everything's fine.
He's going to calm down.
Everything is good.
You look like a local soldier of some kind.
I think, I think.
Nothing here.
See, he's not suspicious of me.
He knows I'm friendly.
Would you still play this game
if the main character is extremely hot?
Yeah.
Yeah, I would I'd persevere
You get like a kill bill game
Lex Galactica things so also. Thank you for this the raid a triac. Sorry. There was so much stuff going on
I'm not sure if I said thank you
You trying to say agent 47 isn't hot?
He's bald.
Need I say more?
Okay, how do I get my targets back?
It's a well-known fact bald equals evil.
She has hair what are are these guys is it like someone's wearing a toupee, and I just don't I haven't realized it
How did I check someone off that didn't have hair?
Maybe they had an earring in one ear. Oh, dude. I bet it was like I reading
We go down the floor
Holy crap.
Aren't the tells a sure way of knowing anyways?
I have no idea.
Chat just tells me things and I'm not sure if they're correct or not.
He's not bold though.
That's not bold.
That's buzz cut.
Dude they must have screwed me with that.
It's gotta be this f***er, oh my god.
Wait he doesn't have a hat.
So it can't be him.
He took it off.
If the tells are 100% true, I mean that guy is bald.
I can't tell if he has an earring or not.
We'll send him his prime.
Maybe it's me.
Maybe I'm the syndicate member.
Wait, this guy's not even bald.
She doesn't have an earring!
Or does he?
There's no fucking earring there.
Maybe we should just cause a bunch of chaos and then let him flee and just...
He has one on the other side.
No, he doesn't.
She has a cock earring.
Does he smoke?
It can't be this guy either.
Something screwy is happening.
Something really screwy is happening.
I'm going to leave him as the prime suspect because he's only one off.
a lot of these guys are like multiple off
so no one's below
there's people in this room
And it's obviously not her
She's not how is this so fucked
If you're trying to hide, you're gonna be a spectacular fighter.
He gave me the fuck out of here! Oh my god! It could be this guy, maybe.
I'm not soldiers, they don't care about the rifle on my back.
It could be this guy.
Oh, you can't see the status? Sorry. I'll move it a little bit. It says compromised.
Should I just fucking shoot this guy? I mean, I don't even know. Maybe we should...
I want to go on the mountain side because they'll all retreat towards me
You guys just say yes, but none of you are saying yes who came from hrex chat
Which means that none of you have any idea what you're talking about
But I'm gonna shoot him anyways because this mission is taking way too fucking long
They're not gonna know where I shot him from anyways. I
I just started blast. This guy looks like a bad guy doesn't he?
Yippee
I'm not hiding here
Considering how fucked I got last time I'm waiting for these guys to leave
No one knows. No one saw anything.
I want that gun.
Hello, man.
Oh, god.
You think I'm safe to move now?
I'm nervous.
Last time I did this, I just walked into someone shooting me in the head.
I think I'm fine.
Just use the cave exit?
How do I use the cave exit?
All right, I'm making my move, chat.
We've waited long enough.
No one suspicious of me anymore.
I'm very tense right now.
There was a mission earlier today
where no one was suspicious to me.
I wasn't compromised at all.
No one was alerted.
And then I walked out of the exit and got popped in the face.
It was a glitch, I'm pretty sure.
It was definitely a glitch.
That's exactly what happened.
I wish we could do bets like in real time like I wonder what the bets what the odds
would shift to when I accidentally got caught knocking out those two ladies in the uh like
the house on the hill how you have subs but no pre-roll ads ads I don't know if I have
the lowest amount I add stuff possible enabled. I'm pretty sure people still get
three rolls sometimes though.
Easy.
What temp is it? What temp is it where you are and what are your the coordinates?
Why would you need another temp if I tell you the coordinates?
I am wearing a shirt.
To confirm you're not lying.
A saber.
Wow, I'm never going to use this.
Okay, who has a good feeling about one of these?
Not doing Colorado.
Piper?
It's doable.
I don't like it that much though.
I don't want to do Amber Asylum either.
bangkok i can do but it's pro it's risky
you do piper
the hardest thing is just gonna get
be getting by a hokkaido
and then like which one do i want to end with
either end on miami americash i don't want to end in berlin
Capitalist 100%
Dude, it's got I just said I don't want to play Colorado. I don't like Maldives either
Argentina ZZ, Wilton ZZ
I don't think Maldives is that bad. I just don't have experience on it
Well, we had to go into like the deep deep deep lab. I feel like I got a little bit better at it
We'll start with the Kido.
Uh, I think I can do hide and seek.
It's only two and I know where a lot of the things are.
How do these blocks work?
Because like, I just chuck them at people's heads.
Does it blow up like five seconds after I chuck it at their face?
Oh, you have to- oh, you have to remote blow it up.
They come up a detonator.
I see.
What happened to Mint Hoodie?
I still have it, I just don't wear it that often.
I watched it so much that it's not that cozy anymore.
Hide and Seek just means you have a 2.5 minute timer.
And every time you get in a locker or a box, it resets the timer back to 2.5 minutes.
And if the timer ever reaches zero, you effectively lose.
Safe journey.
Just wait for the vibes, man, for the vibes.
You get something for $20,000?
No.
There is no way someone by that minute even 20k you're crazy
How you wait
Don't fall okay
Could I chuck that now that'd be cool if I could
I don't want to deal with you guys knowing who I am.
Wait, who saw that?
Who saw the body?
Oh, you saw the body?
What the fuck?
Oh, this could get sketchy really fast.
Oh my god, you freaking idiots.
Whatever.
I gotta get to a box of stuff that's good enough.
I don't even I don't feel like I even lose money when I kill it like non-targets
I think that's just a myth
Everything's clear in that box, don't worry, everything's fine.
Is that the director?
Oh my god, it's the director.
Who am I?
It's such a good question.
Dude, it's both of them? What the fuck?
I'm gonna get in the box again.
No, I don't need to start blasting. They'll move.
Plus, I typically have a bad track record when I just start blasting.
I'm trying to do that a little bit less.
That's the one you're still dealing to okay. These guys this is my escape route. I think he's making a decent bonus
I want these guys gone I want these guys here
that
this freak me out
just don't shoot don't shoot god don't shoot
I've already fucked up so hard.
Oh well.
that's a little harsh isn't it a total ban
this guy seems like he's in a good spot
aquariums always fill me with such a calm
what?
hey
wait a minute
just hold on don't worry don't worry
I
Loves aquariums
I didn't know where this is on the map. I never go over here. Oh, I know where we are. This is good
Is that the guy with the mask on his face that I forget his name. Oh wait, no, it's not okay
Okay, you knocked 70s to let this guy in
this guy's chasing me so far if he chased me in the bathroom that would be perfect
I'm scared. I'm not gonna alert him and try and get him in the bathroom because I feel
like he's just gonna freak out and there's way too many people around. I'll get him this
time don't worry.
Wow, lots of security here.
Okay, you can walk in. Oh my god, this guy is cringe. There's a guard behind me.
Yeah, he is gonna turn around.
Hey, excuse me, I'm talking to you.
You're giving them too much!
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
That's not good.
Stop that.
We can manage though.
No, no, no.
We're still fine.
We're still fine, don't we?
Clear!
I'll shoot him
It's a madhouse down there a madhouse
Dear me no, I'm not shirtless. Oh my god. I'm never wearing this shirt again
All the guards are distracted right now by that other stupid thing I did
Yeah, yeah, it's it's the time it's the time
shit man's is undefeated
hello sir
what
I forgot I had a summoner rule.
Like when nobody tries to stop the man slowly launching out of the helicopter.
They don't stop you, like, I'll be getting like shot at and then like activated and then
I like slowly walk out of the area.
I like the slow exits.
Hmm.
Yeah, sure
You eating a cupcake fatty? It's a cinnamon roll. You look like a lion? It's badass.
What brand, Semenroll?
I can't tell you that because you'll be able to triangulate my position.
You're like, this brand of Semenroll is only available in these provinces, and then it's
all over. It's a very special similar role. All right, it's very special. You just...
Oh my god, he's in Canada. These writers are geniuses. Oh!
I've got to go around.
I move recently.
She just goes, well, maybe I could do this.
No one can process information if they don't.
Who the fuck are you?
Oh, I wish I could make that through.
I'm stuck. I forget how to get around.
that was weird
okay jump
oh shit
that was an accident
I actually didn't it it just seemed like I did
Our games more important than gooning definitely
Dude I can't unlike anything what the heck I'm still trapped out here
going through this window. I don't know why it took me so long to think of that.
Sometimes I have to think about whether I game or goon, it's a tough choice.
Sometimes you gotta not goon for a while to make it more special, alright?
If you just do it all the time, it's gonna lose all its meaning.
like right now I want to do my dailies but I also want to goon it's just such a
tough choice
I don't understand what to do in scenarios like this like obviously
everyone's gonna see me like instantly
Just look at me
I draw goomateal from money. I'm gooned out. That's sick. You're like a celebrity here probably
I'm throwing a kettlebell in his fucking face and I'm gonna run away
So, let's throw the soda.
Wait, who's combating me?
I'm always being hunted.
What's new?
I'm getting the hell out of here.
I don't play any gotchas right now.
I got bored with Aetheria.
There was like a sleigh the spire kind of game that I forget the name of that was kind
interesting for a while but it got boring really fast and then I haven't tried
any new ones since. Yeah, I was KS0 at Nightmare. I used to play Epic Seven but I
haven't played Epic Seven in probably like three or four years. I played a lot
when I remember quitting when Cowrick got released, like the regular first Cowrick
which was probably like a really long time ago.
I've tried some other ones. They're just kind of stupid.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
People were saying Enfield, like, the first day I started streaming.
I don't know why. It must have, like, released on a day or something.
I think there's just too many gotchas that aren't really that different from each other,
and a lot of them don't have PvP.
They need some to mix it up.
god damn why do i have time silent all the time?
i don't have any guns anymore
i can bring the legendary pistol
oh it's gotta be unsilenced
well we gotta do shoddy then
i don't wanna do silent takedown
i'm confident in this map
ish
ish you know what i'll do silent fuck it
it's more interesting to do silent
isn't gotcha pvp just mastercard versus visa
yeah most of the time
not all the time but most of the time
I played Five Nights at Freddy's on stream for like 30 minutes
and I don't know, I thought it was kind of stupid.
I thought the only reason people were into it was because,
hey, my gear capacity went up, cool.
I thought the only reason people were into it was because
it was like the Markiplier Poodie Pie game.
So I just kind of assumed it was dog shit
because I played it for an hour and it was dog shit.
I'm pretty sure it is dog shit.
I still gotta feel that way.
Amnesia, I played, so one of the first games
I started playing for Variety on stream,
like 2015, 2016 summer room there was like horror games
because I couldn't play horror games.
So like you have a little baby Clint playing like amnesia,
the dark descent, and I can like barely open doors.
There was like a secret that I found out in amnesia
that kind of killed the game for me.
I figured it out on my own,
but basically if you just hide in the field position
in the corner and stare at the wall,
the monster basically can't kill you.
You're invulnerable.
So anytime anything bad would happen,
I would just run to the fetal position in the corner.
Welcome to Marrakesh.
We have intel that the syndicate is acting in the area.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert,
so you need to be tactical.
Wait, I don't think this is the map I thought it was.
This might be kind of fucked.
I thought Outlast was way better than Amnesia.
You know, Anise is pretty good. All the other Anises suck also. Don't play any other ones.
I played Town of Salem.
Not that... Well, no, it's been a while now. It's probably been like two years. I played
it off stream just on like a whim.
And the one game I played, I got in this huge fight with this one random guy
Because he was like, that's not the way you're supposed to play
And I was like, bro, don't you guys see, he's just running the game for everyone
If he's the bad guy, we're all gonna lose
Can't you all think with your brains, and then I got voted off and I just fucking spurred out on everyone
I was like, I hate all of you, what is happening to this game
And then I haven't played it against since
We're even killed this guy there's like no rooms, okay, this would be perfect
Let's just get let's get an outfit and then reset the timer
Okay, these things break when I throw them, so we'll do Kettlebell.
We're gonna get this guy in.
I'm gonna steal his outfit.
Okay, this is very awkward.
Actually, this is perfect because I'm gonna throw this and then he...
Okay, never mind.
It's not perfect anymore.
Hey, look at me.
I'm not sure I know who you are.
You.
Seth.
Uh, fuck it, fine.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
You're going on.
Oh.
I don't know how to take this guy out.
Oh wait, I have an idea.
There's a way to get up, isn't there?
This way.
Way easier to do sound takedowns on these, and then if I have a gun I can just shoot
them from the roof and hopefully get away.
Let's make sure there's no one else.
The explosive duck? I think it's just gonna be too crazy, man. Plus, if they come up here
one by one that might be even good for me I'm just gonna shoot him
Oh
We have two minutes
Man rooftops are crazy. There was only one guy that it inspected it. I hit him with a baseball and then they all gave up
Couldn't have drawn it up any better.
Can you save and then do the thing you want to do and then go back?
No way!
Dude, this is freelancer.
That means this is like a roguelike with no saving.
If we mess up once we gotta start back at the beginning.
What should we do if Crystal Dog get involved?
I should be doing that.
Hi soldier, yep.
Sorry.
That's it sir.
I don't have to go around.
Sorry sir, I can't let you through. Got my order.
What the hell am I supposed to do?
This is so sketchy, this is so sketchy.
If he was here, I should lure him here.
He's kind of going to the right spot, but this guy's going to see me.
What the fuck are you doing?
Get out of here, bro!
and
This guy is fucking up everything. It's insane.
I have to ask you to kind of exit the premises, you will not walk through here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you...
That's some Tourette, no sudden, come on!
Did you just say I had Tourette's?
This guy could not be like a no farther away spot, but I think we can do it.
parts and just check and just making sure I'm going the right way. I think we're good.
Okay, we still got enough stuff. Should be good.
That guy will see us, so what we're gonna do is this.
Goodbye kettlebell.
Where am I?
I'm stuck!
Okay.
There we are.
We're fine.
Son of a bitch.
That's bad.
I don't want to be here anymore I just want to leave
I don't know what's gonna happen but it's probably gonna be really bad in like five
I have seconds. Alright.
I can stay here.
No, I can't. Fuck.
We'll just go for the regular. It doesn't seem like these guys are like sus.
Oh, we'll go here.
I think I'm getting better.
This is a good run we're on.
Like half way, ish.
you visit a town like this? Maybe? I'm not really into cities. Like to me this is a city
another town. Does it have Davenbusters? I thought the little emblem on your shirt was
was a nipple. The little animal you're sure was a nipple?
I'm done with this shit.
Luminate leader, oil or water canister?
Oh, neutralize an assassin, that's so easy.
I don't want to take my nipple back out.
I remember when all I would take on a mission was a banana.
No wonder we were failing.
I think I'm going to leave, since we have the crowbar, I'm going to leave the baseball,
and I'm going to leave the banana, and I'm going to bring the letter opener, because
I really like the letter opener.
How many gifted subs to unzip the hoodie?
100
But I still have a shirt underneath so I don't think that's a very good deal
How much for the other zipper there is no other zipper
100 for what I was a minute ago. I don't actually want you to get the subs. That's why it's so high
We'll go around
No timer
You know it's 13.
How am I supposed to speedrun this game when I can't even complete it?
Like you're saying I should speedrun Freelancer?
I guess this kind of like is a speedrun, then.
Just a slow speed run.
Not you.
It's gonna do some bullshit, like she actually does have gray hair, it's just really small.
I don't trust this game.
I
Remember to look like quark from d-space nine. No
Actually, yes, now they think about it. Oh wait, no, it could be could be her
Glasses necklace gray hair can't tell can't tell about the year
It's her.
It's totally her.
We don't even need to check the other people.
I know it's her.
We need to get the assassin first though.
Oh, I thought that was the assassin.
I'm confused.
Is this the assassin?
I guess he's still alive.
We should be alright.
Please hear this.
She needs to go in like a...
like a house. I don't want to alert her.
Maybe I should just let her open her, or no, let her open the assassin and then just...
No, there's too many other people.
How am I going to do this?
She's just in like the most open area ever.
Just like good if I had a silenced pistol, but I don't.
It should have brought a silenced pistol, crap.
I can't do anything crazy because that assassin will take me out.
I have a rubber ducky.
Oh yeah!
Hey, if I neutralize the assassin after I neutralize the target, am I fucked?
It's fine. You're good. Okay, sweet. I'm okay with what they're doing. This is cool.
I'm just gonna fucking go. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm chucking this at her and then
I'm choking this guy out and we're gonna see if it if it screws me over or not.
I'm waiting for chat to tell me that it's a stupid idea.
The two others?
I'll just chuck a kettlebell at them or something.
Or run away.
I'll just run away really fast.
It's dumb.
It's right in the camera.
is kind of not so good. Dude, but I can't follow them.
Fuck.
Have a good one, sir.
i should have done it i should have fucking done it
hold on i'm thinking
i'm just gonna get the guard outfit that i normally get
and then we'll just play like
normal ish
and it's easier to take outs like
it's easier that she's inside
then if she was in this area
because like the only at real option i was thinking of was the duck
i was i waited a really long time to take this guy
So now he might get spotted.
The nice thing is we already know who the target is.
Like, it's her.
It's 100% her.
So as long as I just stay close to her, I'm fine.
Oh, come on, man.
Good thing.
I think it's 1000 bits Benny.
I'm gonna cover with how much you like discipline being a sniper.
What do you mean by that?
I have discipline.
I have too much discipline right here.
I should have just took her out and ran away.
Now these cycles are all fucked up.
I don't know what to do.
Like he's going to notice me if he chimes this way I'm not doing it.
I'll just leave him here.
Alright we need to find her again.
go this way. I have no idea where I'm going. I'm hoping I get through this door.
Look how it alerted, that's fantastic, fuck.
Oh well.
Hey, if it says assassin alerted, that means they're alerted to like,
that area way over there that I haven't gone over.
Think of the thousand bits, Benny, take the next shot you got.
Well, I mean I don't have a shot right now, but I got you dude, don't worry.
Fuck, I can't get through any of these.
Is there another staircase I can get to?
Okay, I need someone's card.
Maybe I can get there?
There's got to be something that's not a card.
I'm kind of a nuke at this map.
But I'm only going to admit suit on this map.
Chat Benny's rich.
What the heck?
Thanks to the five gifted Benny.
Hold up, let me stretch.
I got to think about what the hell I'm doing.
This whole staircase, oh here we go,
I can actually get in through this way.
She's still on level two.
And you're obviously an assassin.
This was a huge mistake.
I can't believe that worked.
Okay.
Jesus.
Rossi, thank you for the sub, Jedi Brothers, thank you for the sub.
Wow, Jedi's still around.
I'm trespassing?
Okay, now she's on the first floor, so I need to go back down, because I fucked up.
So she's still on that annoying staircase that I can't get to.
She's on the other side of this wall.
She's going down.
Okay, I can get down there
She didn't notice oh my god
Wait, where's the post she went up dude. I'm so confused. She's just jukein me out. She just went outside
Maybe I can go up and shoot it here a window.
Okay, I'm making a bunch of mistakes.
Okay, let's just leave.
Where is she now? Okay, she's totally outside. That's fine. We have a silenced pistol now and we did the assassin objective so
So we got this how is Juno she's been doing well
Changed her diet a lot
Give her a ton of meds. She pees on the bed a lot, but she's really happy
Like she still has a lot of energy.
Real OGs piss the bed.
I mean if I can shoot from here I bet no one notices and that's her.
That angle was nasty.
an assassin but he's kind of a dumbass man I'm gonna go to I don't know which
one to go to man that one's like up top I'm worried if I'd be trespassing if I
went up there I'll go to the long one
Okay, look at alerted, hopefully they don't notice me, I still get sketched out by like
how insane the assassins are.
Since this run's been going on for a while, unless we have a huge bad beat, I feel pretty
satisfied with this run today.
So I want to try that Noida game.
I'll probably play Noida after this run.
I might play Fable too.
But I think the only way I'd play Fable is if I played Noida, and I didn't really like
it or I thought it was like too and too involved or something KC cheese thanks for
also. I bet you said Dota? I'm not going to play Dota. Crusader Kings 3, I played
off stream a lot and there was a scenario where it was like right around when the game
came out. Maybe the five years ago it was Benny. Benny, you know that this isn't like
necessarily like, you know, I don't know how many streams I'm gonna be doing. Benny, I'm
trying my best. But just keep that in mind, Benny. Don't go too crazy. Zip it down a little.
Nah, I'm alright, I'm money.
I'm mostly streaming more just because I moved, I don't really have any friends around here
and I was sleeping a lot, so it's just something to do, which is good.
I've been having fun just playing whatever, rather than feeling like I have to play something
specifically.
That one seems pretty good except moving by.
Not doing that one, not doing that one, not doing that one, not doing that one.
do that one. That one's okay, that one's doable-ish. This is the best one I think, maybe.
I don't want to do Maldives, but I can do the Maldives. And then that's really it. Like,
I don't think Paris is bad, Darmour is easy, Dubai is easy-ish.
Kaido is tricky, but I played a lot of Okada at this point.
Okada is probably my most played map.
Han opener, thanks for the 7th stream streak, Justice Beaver.
Yeah, I like Deadlock. I played it a lot in the past. I played it probably like 325 hours before
Viscous was released.
And then I have not played much since.
I baked potatoes.
Think it's sub? E-man. Dude, these aren't subs! I shouldn't even call out the stream fucking
streaks anymore.
Stream streaks.
Before I start up this next go, I think the dog has to go to the bathroom.
I can't decide between these two.
like Italy's easy Columbia's kind of easy I should do this one I'm gonna do this one
All right, I'm gonna take the dog out.
Eh, it's inside my hoodie, dude.
Thanks to the 500 bits.
Benny again, yeah, I can show her.
She's out of sleep.
There you go.
Look at that.
Look at how long that dog is.
Come on.
You know, all right, fine.
Just serve the Kaido and get it out of the way, unless the mission is horrible.
Yeah, I could do rifle.
Did you publish your book yet?
No.
The bug, one that I kind of like wrote a pretty solid amount of, I'm not going to publish.
Unless I have like some epiphany with it.
I think of the 500 bits Benny.
I looked ripped.
He's been working out.
He's been following since December 31st, 2015, so on the new year you were watching me.
And his only messages in chat are, damn I've been fine since 2015, which he wrote three
years ago.
And the message you just had.
Benny put in plenty of retirement lists.
But even 500 bits Benny.
I don't respond to like anyone on Snapchat so you're safe.
At this point I just despised social media.
I was trying to message back everyone when I had that birthday thing.
If you guys have a message on Snapchat that has like a little bow next to it,
you know like when someone sends you a message and I didn't respond to it,
if you send me another one I'll respond to it.
He's been falling for 11 years.
That should probably get banned.
I don't even know what barnyard is.
I have a mod where you talk about it.
They just banned him right there.
They're lurking.
Wait, does it say who bans him?
Thanks to the 500-pence Benny.
He's not your best friend.
There are other things he's not here right now, but...
I'm sure he'd agree.
Your name is just greed?
Dude, that's badass.
It's only two people?
Wait, who wears them?
Oh, this is not that bad.
Okay.
Except I gotta kill the fucking director again for the second time in a row. Why does it keep doing that?
You're not Helmuth.
Hey, back for him, dude.
You stole my idea.
Hey, look, asshole.
I'm confused.
I like to sit on the ground outfit in this room,
but this actually seems sketchier than I remember.
Like there's two guys here.
Let's try this.
How did they always see me throw it?
I think if I don't use anything here, it'll be more quiet.
Betta counts already per man? Damn.
Think of the 500 bits again, Benny.
Don't say whoa.
Benny, I say what I want.
You know this, Benny.
I'm gonna retrieve this.
Now, you know what, I won't do it yet, but I will soon.
So that's the director.
I don't know how to deal with him. Actually I do know how to deal with him. No. Yeah, I do know. I know what to do.
I had a good spot.
This is the spot.
Sure.
You, you wanna buy something? You name it, I got it. I guess so.
Oh, fucking mace? Jesus.
Massive.
I'm gonna take an extra epic silent SMG.
Oh wait, fuck he gave it to me in a briefcase.
That's awkward.
Alright, don't tell anyone I did this.
Fuck, I have to leave it.
What a waste of money.
Do I have any hobbies or are you talking to someone else?
I like to play video games.
I like to write.
I like to uh...
I watch sports I guess.
I get really into fantasy football.
It's kind of dorky to admit.
Gooning is definitely not a hobby.
You can't you seriously don't see him that is awesome
We'll loop around.
Oh, I'm gonna take that.
Each week, I'll be...
Wait, did I forget the kettlebell?
I swear I'd pick it up, but I might have forgotten it.
Fuck, I just realized, I could have picked up that SMG
because I could have it in my main hand right now
and then keep this one on my back.
Oh, that's stupid of me.
Where did they put my briefcase?
It's in the Gamma Hospital on the floor 3.
I'm going for it.
Can you edit my rupture app?
No.
I got to turn back my emotes on.
I can't see shit anymore.
God damn it.
Nevermind.
We're just leaving SMG, fuck it.
It's not worth it.
So he's not a guard.
Oh, it's that guy
They're gonna hear it, but I'm gonna get out of here before it matters
Huh, I didn't even hear it well.
I just pop them right now and leave like a boss. I think I do
Put a silencer in your kettlebell
Oh wait, I thought I okay, whatever
Just in case I didn't want to get shot in the back
He had a dot on his head you don't take chances people with dots on their heads
Okay, you know what I mean?
Like the enforcers are above their heads, alright?
You don't take chances with those people.
You know what I mean?
Indians are good people.
Alright.
Where are we going next?
Why do you laugh when you said that?
Because it's just such an absurd situation that you guys have put me in when it's obviously
an innocent comment.
We're going to end on Dartmoor, I think.
And the last time I tried to end it, don't worry, it didn't go so well.
I don't have any missions.
Dude, if I go on a mission and Indy, you guys are just gonna say I'm racist anyways.
I never use these things.
I don't know how you're supposed to, in certain scenarios, I don't know how you're supposed
to get these off.
Like a lot of the time it's like the drink is in such a public place.
It's almost like you have to pretend to be the chef to do it.
I'm just doing the duck.
I'll do SMG.
Yeah, I beat Castlevania 1 like a year ago.
I'd never played it before.
I thought the hardest part was...
The final boss was pretty freaking hard,
but I actually had a hard time with
the boss that was like the Grim Reaper,
and he had his little like, hunchback friend.
That shit was insane.
I didn't use save states.
I'll replay it sometime, I'll show you how good I am.
I'll show you guys, I'll show you guys.
You guys are so used to cheating.
Now we know you ain't streaming that shit.
Maybe.
Safe journey 47.
Castlevania 3 I played after and I didn't like it nearly as much.
I got like halfway and it stopped.
You guys won't believe me, but I did get like, I forget how far I got into three.
It's hard.
I don't know how close I was because it doesn't have like chapters and stuff that's like easy
for me to say.
I didn't beat it though.
And I was really stuck.
It's only two targets?
Wow.
Okay, well, shit.
I am maybe causing a little bit too much drama right now.
I've got a party on the ground.
No you don't!
I'm moving in.
I'm the first one on the ground, possible parachute.
He's just confused.
We don't need a pile, we can just leave.
Wait!
Where's my SMG?
Oh, okay.
Everything's fine.
Oh, there's light.
Oh, jeez.
Hello, it's me again, just walking around.
I mean, it's a silenced gun, right?
Where can I escape?
I'm going to do this instead, let's just play it safe.
Wait, what?
I thought this was a silenced gun.
Well, I guess that worked.
Oh my god, and it escapes right here. This is the cleanest mission ever.
I think this sounded a bit...banny.
Do you want the New England Folk to win or Seattle?
I want Seattle to win so, so, so much more than New England.
I don't even dislike New England that much. I just would rather Sam Darnolda win
so that it makes the Vikings feel worse.
Um...
And the Pats have had like a ton of recent success, so, you know,
they don't need to win everything.
I think it's
somewhat likely we lose in Maldives.
I'm not good at Maldives.
I don't know if I want to finish in Dartmoor in Paris.
I think Dartmoor is probably safer.
But let's just do Moldeeves.
I'm not going to finish here, so.
I can do a collab.
You know, the last time I went to Maldives we had the exact same thing.
And I forgot to bring a shoddy and then we spent like 15 minutes running around looking
for shoddy.
Real mem pic silent assassin?
I can't do silent assassin.
I just can't.
I can't fucking do it.
It's too hard.
I eventually I'd like to be able to do silent assassin on all the maps but I can't right
now.
Ooh.
Pat's owner gonna want to title the same year they turned down for the Hall of Fame.
I don't even think that was a big snub.
Belichick was the big snub. If Kraft got in and Belichick didn't, that would have been so stupid.
and
what is the scene island deal see coming out, no
That's kinda, that's still fucked up.
David the Thousand Bits, Benny you're a Vikings fan?
Oh my god.
God.
Have a good trip.
I mean, it wouldn't be fucked up being Asian 47
in such a scenario, but it would be fucked up like,
I don't wanna see what those people are doing on that island.
I don't want to be disguising as them and shit. That's like so far.
Oh, what's up Dylan?
at least these seem pretty easy so far no one's in the lab right yeah we're
good chillin
alright this is the spot I'm gonna throw a kettlebell at everyone's face
oh shit no one's gonna investigate it come on get over your red guy
dude people are done with my shit
Oolias?
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
How many is that? 50? Dude, what the fuck, Benny! The man! Oh shit!
50 subs out of nowhere. Benny, what did I say? Was it because I said that you were a
a Vikings fan? Now you have to stream forever.
I'm also a vikings fan Benny go Vikings I love the Vikings
I'll talk thanks for the sub
Who doesn't love the Vikings I mean really you talk so much shit. What are you talking about? I don't remember that
That's some that's some fake news
what are you even leave this guy to here we go this is actually kind of good
vikings lol w permanently banned oh shit that's Dylan just being pissed
stop we'll be fine he thinks I escaped but I didn't
Pet the mods?
Now it makes sense that I have a kettlebell. This is all planned
What does agha vikings mean?
We'll let him path again.
I think here's the best spot.
Chill, this is our bush. This is the clunt bush.
I turned everything off because of the stupid horse spam.
He's coming back to the bush.
Glorpaga.
Nah, I thought it was 7-TV, it's not.
It's like a combo.
email what's he doing dude he's got to go he's got to go farther back
this guy does not give a shit about what I'm doing oh this is the guy that
inspected it
the house that guy
genes water so after i check the sky out again in general water
Why did this happen?
Wait. Oh, I'm not supposed to have gone. That's why.
All right, we're chilling. We're chilling. I don't know where the bathrooms are on this map,
but I also have that secret gun I kind of forgot about. Jenna, you want water? Come here.
I think
I think I could seeker this guy from the bush instead of trying to lure him over here.
I just don't know where the bathroom is going to be.
So like he might end up in a spot that's worse than where he is right now.
No, I'm not going to seeker him yet.
I'm gonna get him over here.
Oh, sorry, dropped my cap out.
Not on suspicious.
Oh
Uh-oh
Doable. Fuck! Where'd my shotty go? I must've dropped it. Where's my briefcase? Oh, fuck,
where is my briefcase?
Didn't I bring a shotgun?
Oh there it is. The West Activity Center. I see it. All right.
Oh, you fucks.
I didn't pick up my kettlebell either.
Where's my kettlebell?
There you are.
Anyone that comes here must be knocked out because these bodies must be preserved.
And we're not in mass chaos yet.
Hey, what's up, Mindy?
Mindy, this might not look like it, but this is high level gameplay.
Oh my god, there's another person like right here.
He doesn't see anyone, right?
You don't see anyone?
Yeah.
He doesn't see him, okay good, we're fine.
I need my freaking briefcase.
I need my shawty.
What are they doing they're standing like right where my briefcase is hey
You said that was some stank?
I don't know what you mean.
i think waffles are better
i had pancakes too many times
i like how waffles are just crunchy or sometimes i eat a pancake and it feels like
i'm eating like
you know a soggy piece of bread or something
not even bread it feels like i'm eating like a piece of
cloth
i've had some bad pancakes
what are you freaking out about
Do they see this? I'm confused.
What was that?
Dude, she is gonna be a problem if she doesn't start walking. Oh, my god, what do you see woman? I'm confused
Are they looking at me?
How is she the only one that notices this?
Here, we're gonna try and body block you away.
Is that possible?
dude she really she's gonna get knocked out if she keeps doing this oh yeah
she's getting knocked out she's walking closer that's not that is not cool
just getting ahead of the pile
here's my briefcase
Check close your eyes well we'll let this guy pass first
Everyone sees everything you know what just get out of here bro I know I hit him with
secret. So he must be glitched out.
One more? Where's the other one? Oh, right behind me.
Yeah, I know. I think I've hit people that are like stuck
patterns before with the Seeker and had it not affect them until they got out of
their alert status so I think he's like alert bugged and that's the only reason
why he's not because you can't get sick when you're alerted. I know so much about
this game now oh my god I'm crazy.
So these guys will see me, but if I'm here, I don't think.
Let's see if I can hit the shot.
Oh, they see me.
Someone sees me.
Check this shit.
just see me do that I don't know how to deal with this I wasted all my seeker
shots fuck Benny you give did 500 bits and said what a lame knockout what are
talking about I threw a kettlebell the night I was a kettlebell lame everyone
loves the kettlebell
so there's a bunch of guards up there I can escape right there okay I know what
to do we're just gonna let her come back I get her with the Bartoli and then
we're done. Easy. A fish would have been cooler. I don't have a fish. Just use the lightning
spell I don't know man I don't want to shoot like too much closer I feel like
I'm gonna miss. She's moving now. I don't know if I trust myself.
You guys were telling me to be more patient yesterday or two days ago.
There's guards like right above me, sorry.
This guy's gonna see what I do like instantly.
Alright, there's no way, there's no way I miss this.
I'm hidden by this.
Did that gun sucks?
Like a ghost.
What do you want from me?
That gun's got bad bloom.
It's not a good gun.
That's why I didn't want to start shooting from farther away.
I knew it was going to be bad.
She even got close that I almost missed completely.
she started running i would have been fucked
we can do the same thing
Oh wait, not this guy.
This phone I've had such bad problems with, like throwing the phones at people, never
seems to work for me.
I don't know man, I think the crowbar is obviously, I'm gonna bring the crowbar.
Add Benny on snap.
Can I wait till later?
I know my phone on me in this room.
Dylan messaged me on discord and told me to add Benny on snap, so don't forget.
Dylan's my designated right shit down for me guy now.
He supplanted Zanada.
Zanada's still like the change my title guy though, which is the ultimate.
the ultimate tier.
It's a lot of sunlight on the car, that's not fair.
What happened to Noida? I'm on the run of my life in Hitman. Once this runs over, I'll probably swap to Noida.
Just because whenever I go, like, whenever I cross the halfway point in Hitman,
and have to start over, like, the same day, I'm not gonna make any progress, man. Like, I'm just gonna
triangle real fast and fucking out. There's no hope.
When I don't get the top spawn on this map, I don't really know what to do.
I'm gonna look for the bathroom. Where's the bathroom?
Maybe the kitchen. No.
now
we'll go to the bathroom
can i go this way?
i don't know where i'm going
go this way
It's a lot of people, a lot of people.
come on, why you bozos she must not think I'm a very good assassin
You really need to get out of the way.
Really?
Mr. Arcade, stop!
Please, really stop!
No!
Stop!
Sir, are you hearing impaired?
I have no idea what that baby hair one guy just said
Tarnished
I think it's uh...
Maybe someday you'll be a real bodyguard.
That's kind of fucked up.
I'll remember that.
Got it.
Oh, it means hello?
What's up?
So...
Damn, that's a shame. That's a shame.
Let's close this door.
Can I do these two? Oh, dude, they're getting killed though. Don't worry
He's protected. Yeah, he didn't even hear it. Wow
He's not too much Let's get this guy first.
Oh, I gotta go the other way.
That might be a little difficult, that other target.
Let's see, though.
It's going to be easier to collateral this guy, even with all the guards around.
He's got to knock out a ton of them.
Alright, let's think here.
Let's try and not have everyone on the planet trying to kill me.
That would be good.
Okay, good start.
Let's start.
I like the trumpet sound that hits when I throw a grow bar at them.
Alright, get your heads together, there we go.
Yep, but I had, it was, the whole point was I had to take out a non-target.
I don't know how to take out.
if she's just right on the window I could just vault off.
You could have collateraled two targets that would have been nasty, that would have been
so nasty all right just punch your hand through the glass and then just pull her
off come on you can do it you can do it I don't know how to do this I don't think
I think I can bring two.
That would be tough.
Yeah, it would be right.
She could be in way worse spots.
I just want my escape to be clean.
Benny with 20 gifted!
Dude, I actually think Benny's gifted enough where I can take the zip down on my hoodie.
Oh, shit.
Benny.
That's sweet.
The madman.
I hope I don't lose here.
Oh yeah, I could just Seeker.
That'd be the smart thing to do.
He's gonna hear it though, that's the problem.
Okay.
Nah, Shotty's the way to do it.
Just Shotty and Run.
Can I even run this way?
Yeah, you know that pipe. All right, we shoddier go to the pipe
Well done
Go go go go go go go
Wow it goes all the way to the bottom this pipe is OP
Let's bounce.
I can't look how close we're getting. I'm only like seven missions away from winning.
So that sounds like a lot when I say I'll...
Dillon is giving the sub to Oprah.
Thank you Dillon.
Dillon came in first in our fantasy football league.
He made like 420 bucks.
Does Dylan have a job now?
Yeah.
I won't say what it is though, I don't want to dox him.
Dylan's the guy who has melatonin and then stays up for like five hours playing video
games.
He'll pop it like he's drinking a red ball.
He's like, alright.
Boys, hit my melatonin.
That's cute up.
Unfortunately, I suck ass at these missions, so...
Man, it just keeps giving me this one.
What the fuck?
Collateral kill, firearms is kind of annoying.
is like, that means I'm going to have to knock them out,
I'm going to have to knock out someone else,
I'm going to have to drag their bodies together.
And if we get in a situation where everyone's freaking out,
I lose.
Because I'm not going to, well, I mean, maybe I don't lose.
But it would be pretty lucky.
Hey, good luck, Kaden.
Give a sniper that pierces probably I'd be worried about that I have the legendary
sniper up here I'm not gonna do time get disguises
cause I'm just gonna do stupid shit like if it was a regular mode I'd do it I
have to do collateral it's just how do I do it here do I go shoddy or do I do
sniper it's the question
I think I go shoddy can shoddies peat piercer no I don't know what the symbols
mean they cannot pierce okay I can't it looks like this doesn't appear see there
I don't think I have anything with Pierce, whatever, we're going to bring the shotgun,
we'll just hope it works out in our favor.
If it doesn't, it doesn't.
This is kind of a sketchy situation, but it's doable, especially with the Seeker.
The Seeker will help a lot, I hope.
Did I lose my crowbar?
Damn.
Mmm, I can bring this.
I'm 29 in like a month and I'm spending my Friday night watching Clint play Hitman.
Hey, there's nothing wrong with that.
I never played Library of Runa, I don't know what that is.
Lobonoby core and never finished
i'm thirty one and i'm here to
this they're here for a business meeting as for their identity we know that they
have no hair they are sporting attack it's always the boards as the
characteristics we know the target suffers from dehydration and we know
that they suffer from allergies use these traits to your advantage God speed
47
I want one of these outfits.
I'm gonna sneeze.
You're just supposed to go in the bush.
Alright, let's bounce.
We'll check her first, or him.
Can I look up at anyone?
Okay
Dude, who writes stuff like that? Dylan or Terps? These guys talking about being weird
with my dog okay good I'm gonna see her this person I just hope I don't miss I
I think I may have missed.
Why is it so hard to shoot this fucking gun?
I forget if I'm alone inside.
I'm not allowed inside, I'm not allowed inside.
Did I set them as prime suspect? Okay, good.
I wanna go inside.
Could get him promise she might be a problem in fact, I'm almost positive she will be a problem
If I can get him in the box really quick though it should be fine
The courier is down.
Where's my prime?
Got it.
Man, being in this building is kind of a bitch though.
she's smoking way well I don't know if it's her
That's gotta be the assassin.
Shooter anyways? The problem is I have to kill her with a collateral, so I have to do a ton of extra stuff just to get her...
Like...
You know, it's just... I gotta do extra shit.
Look at these sass in here.
And there's like bookouts and stuff.
I made a huge mistake.
happened I think we might just gamble that it's her
collateral kill firearms is gonna fuck me over
If the lookout doesn't get alerted, I'm okay.
When it says assassin alerted, does that mean
he's gonna see through like my disguise no matter what
and he'll just fucking destroy me?
So she's running.
Wait.
If she's running and the game isn't telling me
that my target's escaping, I think I'm good.
I'm going to crawl when he pipes up, because I feel like it.
We're going to take the gun out.
Dude, the emissions are hard.
to the buffer, called.
All right, not a suspect.
Not a suspect.
I can't tell if he's bald, let's make sure no one's around us.
He is and he's sneezing.
We got to keep our eye on that guy.
He's going to like the main room, I'm going back over there.
safe. Well that's bad.
Do I know you? I don't know you.
Stop! I said stop!
Oh no.
Hey, if I just shoot like really fast with a shotgun, is there a chance that it'll account
as a collateral?
distance to exit is 180. So it could be this guy going to here. That's gonna be so hard
to get collateral. Oh my god. This is the person that... oh my god. We basically lost.
I'm gonna be around like a million assassins, so I have to get a collateral like instantly
And then I have to escape in like half a second and the assassin sees me
Oh, it's over dude, it's over it's over
dude I don't like doing the doing that mission I don't like dart more but like
the ending. I kind of want to do another one. I kind of want to run it back. I don't think
I think I'm going to do fable today, I probably won't do noida either, I'll do noida at the
beginning of that stream I think.
We'll try moon by just to mix it up.
I lost my...
Oh it was a rare at least. That's not too bad.
I don't even need to bring anything. This is gonna be easy peasy.
Trust.
Dylan, you don't even play deadlock.
You've never even heard of that game.
Thank you to the thousand bits, Benny.
You don't need to miss me. It's okay. I'm right here, Benny. Don't worry.
I got you. I am sad I lost, though.
Dylan, you don't play video games.
They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away. Godspeed, 47.
Dylan's finger reaching for the Bambun and Clint's username.
Dylan, you're horrible. I would destroy you. I don't want to be one with any character.
Thank you for the 10 gifted, Benny. Benny agrees with me, see?
I don't want to do it to waste my time.
Perhaps he's gifting so much that it's making me feel bad that I need to stream more.
Maybe he's making me stream more by subbing.
Do you know you're moving the mic?
I'm afraid you don't have the right clear, sorry.
What do you think he's slipping around here for?
Trust me, I don't.
Hey, fuckface!
Fuckface!
You're really pushing it here.
How did he not see me?
I
Syndicate member eliminated
Can I drop here dude what's even the point of this I'm so fucking screwed if
they notice me how could I not drop down I'm out of
tired too you don't I can't shut them out because it's had stuck on the freaking
THING!
RUN! RUN!
This map is so weird.
That was my target.
Oh, I'm like walking past him.
Sorry.
I can see a massive group over there.
I'll contact you later.
I have no idea where I'm running.
His favorite game is Overwatch.
Are you talking to me?
Dude, I hate Overwatch.
What are you talking about?
Who in chat says their favorite game is Overwatch?
Will any of you publicly admit it?
Here's a few of you.
That was super, doesn't even like it.
He just said that because he felt bad for you.
I can't read because it's on a black background.
I ended New York because I want to mix it up. I always end in Mendoza. I already know how to end in Mendoza
Let's see what this is first time trial time trial my favorite kind
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Hey, what you're gonna blow a limit to?
Uh, I don't know.
It's too hard to pick.
It's alright, Benny.
can go to sleep. I'll just end stream after you're gone. It's no big deal.
Welcome to Benito Yates, Argentina. We have been informed that the syndicate is currently
in operation here, but you know what to do. However, they're on high alert, so you need
to be careful.
Damn, three and a half minutes.
My targets
If I play to Overwatch again, I would play as the most OP character, the most OP tank,
who i don't know who that is
i'm really bad with Doomfist
Hopefully he's not the most OP one.
How do I even get down?
Well, go on the side.
Benny! Give it another 10!
Benny!
Benny's not going to sleep just yet.
Benny, you can go to bed, man. I want to end stream. Don't feel bad.
It's okay, Benny.
Benny, I'll make sure I don't win if you go to sleep.
I'll just throw.
I'll just pretend to try, but I'll just throw in the end.
And then when you come back, we'll have a good run.
I never use this.
I'm gonna use this shit.
I should use that more dude I have a shirt on the shirt is pink and I'm
like pale ish pink think of the 500 bits Mickey mate do you remember me sending
snaps of chugging massive jugs of water? I don't remember it being water, but I do remember
that.
is that badlands chugs?
What is Badlands Chug's Chug now to like up the ante, like, I don't even know where
this guy is.
I feel like shugging the ocean is probably not a good idea to catch up in battery acid.
I feel like that's also not a very good idea.
I don't like mayonnaise actually mayonnaise is okay if it's in like mixed and
and like small amounts but I don't really like it I'm more of a ketchup guy
people used to make fun of me for eating ketchup like on a lot of stuff
but a lot of the people that do that I swear are like
they just put like a one steak sauce on everything it's the same shit
I put ketchup beside the fries.
I don't know why people put ketchup on fries.
Then you have some fries that are like swimming in ketchup and then you have some that aren't.
I think it's thousands of Benny again.
What's Clonk's Starbons Superbowl prediction?
I think the CX are going to destroy the paths.
I really do.
I think they're gonna win by like... 13.
Or like 17.
13 is destroyed? 13 is destroying a Super Bowl!
Do I have an epic melee weapon?
Oh wow, I do have this, what the fuck.
Alright, I'll trust myself, why not?
How many gifted for you to go bald?
100,000 gifted subs
Don't like you do for 50k. I said what I said
Can you put on the mint green hoodie, 300,000 bits Benny
Uh, not right now, later though.
How about this, next stream, oh fuck I didn't pick the procedure objective.
Next stream I'll wear a mint hoodie.
Extreme could be, you know, who knows when.
We'll see.
I wonder if this, okay.
We gotta kill him with the burial dagger.
Have a good trip, 47.
Next dream guaranteed all it took was 100,000, 50,500,000 bits.
Can you move your ring light, that should have lured through your glasses.
You know, it's weird because I don't really notice it.
It's like when I look directly at the camera.
They're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
As to why they are here, well, we know this.
Think of the 7,000 bits.
Benny, oh my god.
They have no hair, and they are wearing necklaces.
Next stream, 120 runs.
OK, Benny, that's not going to happen.
The habits and vices, your target has a sweet tooth.
And they suffer from dehydration.
That's all I have for you at present.
That's not gonna happen, but it's okay. Thank you for the 7000 bits and all the other stuff Benny. I appreciate you
Can't wait for Benny's dad to get his cracker
Benny isn't gonna be able to donate ever again because his bank just closed his account
She knows Doxin, a little miniature Doxin.
I think part of the reason why the ring light is so, like, they're like, reflect so hard
is because I'm basically sitting in the dark which is that ring light pointed at me.
Whoa
He knows too much
Get away from the camera
Benny gifted ten subs again, bro, and he is sick with it
If you guys have dodged subs this whole time, I don't even know what to tell you. That's crazy
Ben you probably should get some sleep, bro.
But you're still a man, don't worry.
All right, let's see what's going on here, what's going on?
Glasses?
Not here.
Any tips for being happier in 2026?
Do more of what?
Let me think.
One thing that makes me happier, that it's easy for me not to do,
Is sometimes I'll be lazy and not really like
Want to watch this sounds so ridiculously lazy, but like sometimes I'm so lazy. I don't even like want to watch movies or anything
I just want to like sleep early or I want to watch some old shit that I've seen instead of something new
Even if new is just something old like just a new
Like new stimuli is good
So like even though sometimes you might have to force yourself a little bit
It's good to still try to do that more.
I don't think it's this guy because he's got tats.
I must say no.
It's probably going to screw me, but he doesn't have earrings.
Almost I'm blind.
Chat, does that guy have an earring?
You sound just like Elon. Haha. I like what he talks about his money and lords over as peasants.
I got that. I got that BANNY money.
Did she get a lecture shock therapy?
I've heard good things.
Actually, wait, no, don't do that.
I'm gonna save this up one second stretch.
Would you eat a cookie on stream for $5?
Yes.
Here at 4D, I'm a much, much data appears.
I mean, wow, Jason Portman must hate you.
Have you ever shocked Juno?
Yes.
I surprise her with extra treats and she is shocked.
SHOCKED!
She's like, holy fuck, it's cookie time.
I need to go up.
I've been getting her a suit day a long time.
We're gonna go around, we'll go the right side.
You guys think that's funny you guys are crazy
That was the courteous check.
Outfits good.
We'll check this person.
No, we won't. We're gonna go upstairs first.
We're laughing at you?
Oh, that's alright. That still counts.
Not you.
Fuck.
Why can't I just be the first guy just first guy boom right there all for work
Over done with so it's always got to be this
Shit the assassin is not going on the assassin
I'm not gonna hit him. It's not worth it
He's so focused he can't see chat.
Enemy jugs at the raid.
Enemy jugs at C dead, bro.
What's up?
Hope you had a good stream.
Fuck.
We're gonna investigate that guy first.
I get every quarter they threw at me.
How the fuck?
Hey, 500 bits, Benny, I can't!
Do you think you're gonna go bald like a character?
And how will you combat it?
Everyone goes bald eventually.
Oh, have we talked to everyone?
No, I think I saw-
I'm assuming it'll happen sooner rather than later.
I don't know.
I used to think that I would just deal with it and just go bald because like I don't think it really matters that much what you look like when you're like 40 or 50.
So like if I went bald and I was like 40 or 50 wouldn't care that much.
If I was younger and got bald or like if I got if I just woke up with like no hair tomorrow, I don't know what I would do.
I guess they'd see how I look and if I had like giant dents in my head or something
But I've heard such horror stories about like if you take that stuff that makes your hair grow back that your dick breaks
Which sounds like way worse than just going bald
It's her
only promise she was on her phone but she's next to a drink so maybe she was
drinking I just missed it
that's the assassin for sure let's see what she does
Cause like if they're in a pretty secluded spot, I could just melee chuck at her and
then just choke up the assassin.
I could also just melee chuck at the assassin, melee chuck at her and then just run like
bitch.
That would also work.
also work hey does every single suspect have an assassin cuz like I'm
I'm assuming that's his assassin.
Oh wait.
Would you date a bald girl?
Yeah, if she was like really hot.
why not I mean if she had a really great personality
it's not this guy
yeah I've seen that sign for the episode
It's a pretty good one.
I thought he looked...
The weirdest thing about that episode is I actually thought he looked good with his
to pay, and they were making it seem like he had the worst to pay ever.
If she's sneezing, does that mean that she's innocent?
I mean, there's no other suspects here.
I'm gonna try and lead her into the, uh, hey, if she looks at me, okay, I'm testing
something.
If she looks at me, will she follow me, or will she just book it?
Like if I alert her.
Someone in chat knows.
I know one of you knows.
I think she'll book it.
Yeah.
I heard that.
She sneezes a lot, I don't like that.
I don't like that at all.
Damn, there's three of them in the main hall too.
I can't make some crazy-ass commotion here.
Do I have a crowbar?
I do have a crowbar at least.
All right, we're going to do this.
Oh
How do you know
Grover makes a lot of noise.
Well now we know.
Now we know.
You had the key, LOL.
Seven, the syndicate's gotten ready.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
Dylan, who would you even 1v1 me with deadlock and deadlock?
I'll just do this one, it's a secret, we have to, we have to mirror match though.
You do haze.
I've seen the Dylan haze and I'm not scared.
Even though I haven't played a haze since I've probably played like three matches of
haze in my entire life.
We're going to only just a banana.
How much money do you want to bet Dylan?
a safe journey for you, sir.
One sub.
No. I'm good.
It's not enough to convince me now, but we'll do it in the future.
And we can do one sub.
But it's not enough to convince me to get off Hitman right now.
Welcome to Chongqing.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation.
Did you hear what he just said Dylan, I'll front 10 subs for you if you win?
So if you lose you're still fucked.
I don't even understand what fronting 10 subs for you if you win even means.
That sounds like he's just taking the money if you win.
I'll get the guy and I'll do this now.
Even 5 gifted subs tight garb puncture.
I wonder if that's deadlock related.
I'm going to assume not.
Thank you.
He likes the hitman.
I don't even know how to get...
Oh, shit, I know where he is.
Alright.
I'm really sorry, sir.
Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to let you pass.
Orders, you know.
Alright, we're gonna limit test.
You're not allowed to be in here.
Hey, let's go. I'm not...
You have to stop!
I only brought a banana.
I can't do it.
Hey, follow up here. I need to steal someone's stuff.
How the hell did I kill him?
You guys have keys?
Cause I really need a key.
Huh!
Door's open!
Fuck him up!
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done 47.
Yeah, it's limit testing.
Oh, there's three? Oh my god, there's a guy that's actually all the way up there? No fucking way. Alright.
Here we go.
Someone's making the hell of a sad noise.
Come on, help me.
what if I don't want to oh you're the bad guy
Oh wait, give me that gun.
Oh, got a separate one.
of
You've spread fear within the syndicate return to the safe house
It's like he's a ghost
Why is John trying only on this map
Oh, that's... oh my god. Why did I do that? I should have just shown the brick at the
other guy. That was almost so smooth. What did I assume? I assume what would happen the
last five minutes of that round where I was just running around mind fucking everyone
I screwed up though
if I had
another kettlebell or even a single kettlebell that would have been the easiest whenever
This is what I'm talking about, where I get one good run, and then it's hard for me.
It's hard for me not to just try and speeder him back to where I was.
It's called being tilted, yeah.
Thanks for the 500 bits Benny, still not asleep, Loki, I'd be pissed if you threw a block of
concrete at me and as soon as I'd just be KO'd.
If someone threw a block of concrete at me, I'd be pretty sure I'd be like almost dead.
Especially with how hard Agent 47 chucks it.
Zutrient verbotten.
What does this thing even do?
Remote audio distraction.
It's gonna be the quickest loss ever
Never mind
Where the others okay
Okay, distract him.
Distract him.
It's working!
Oh
Don't shoot
I don't know how to, I wasn't sure how to take the guy out unless
like that he was like in the middle of
everyone
the
Oh shit, I need this guy to come back here.
I was like 3 seconds too slow.
Dylan, why do you want a 1v1 so bad?
You never want to play.
Dylan just like stream attention dude.
Yeah, everyone wants to play if I message in like a group chat and I'm like hey anyone want to play games
When I'm not streaming then when I do stream
Because you call into question my gaming skill
You're right I did
I'm running out of time.
I got an idea.
Oh wait I can't use your outfit that's not good.
Oh I ran out of time noooo oh I was gonna win that for sure I just needed that guy
to have an outfit that's it. Oh man. I don't remember how good Zenon is at that block.
He barely played it. Dylan has tons of airfoil that I didn't see. He's terrible. And he never
plays. So I don't understand why anything would have changed.
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate dispearing of
the grid.
But we know that nothing is fit to ruin the work.
You asked me to play.
Let me know when you're ready for your sleep.
And I did go to sleep.
I said if I would stay up, you can check my steam.
Since I've been streaming again, I've not played with Dylan.
Are you kidding me?
Let's do it.
Thank you to the 200 bits Mickey.
Check snap, just send me chug and cum.
Dude I don't want to watch that, why the fuck would you send that to me?
I think this game is really fun for the freelancer mode.
I don't care much for the single player, I don't think it's bad, but I like the freelancer
a lot more. So if you get the game, don't get like a ton of the DLCs or anything, just
get the base and just play Freelancer. That's my advice. I don't think I've ever successfully
on a silent assassin before.
Well the regular is like, you're just doing one mission at a time and there's more of
like a build up to it.
Like you can kind of see it in the freelancer, there's like specific characters that seem
like they have like a little bit of extra lore behind them, like they're really important
in the area.
for silent assassin if there's no way to succeed by the way on this there's no way
i have no idea what i'm doing
That's so hard, man.
Thank you to the two-turbits.
Benny, did you watch Marty Supreme?
I don't know what that is, so I guess not.
Someone pick one. I don't even care which one it is.
Are you living under a rock, bro?
Yeah. I don't pay attention. I don't pay attention to movies.
Someone said the chemist, fine. We'll do a Colorado.
I'm in a Colorado mood.
said the chemist fine we'll do a Colorado I'm in a Colorado mood I don't pay
attention to new movie stuff because most of the new movies I see suck or
or kind of mediocre and I don't really care about Timothy Chalamet I'm anything against
in but I don't really... They're fine, I guess.
They're the 200 bits Mickey mate.
My girlfriend keeps telling me I need to stop being so parasocial with you.
Little does she know I send you vids of me chugging.
Do you better be chugging water, Mickey.
There's a non-0% chance Timothy Chalamet knows who you are.
Oh my god!
No, there's no way he knows who I am.
It doesn't matter though.
Just based on the targets we have, we've already lost.
There was some kid from the movie It that was like really into video game streamings,
I forget which kid he was because I never watched the movie.
Dude, these guys cheat by... yeah, there we go.
I think I'll just take a look at the game.
I'll just take a look at the game.
Finn Wolfhard?
Who the hell is that?
It was definitely not someone named Finn Wolfhard.
That does not ring a bell.
It smells like ass right out here.
It smells like ass.
No, that wasn't that kid though.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't that kid.
This was a bad idea.
Please tell me of a key.
He doesn't.
That was pointless.
Do I have an angle?
I'm gonna keep member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Dude, there's some crazy shit going on over there. You guys need to check it out.
Prepare to die!
Fuck.
there's always a chance when you have a kettlebell
Who saw me what dude? I never knocked him out. Oh my god. What a choke. What a fucking choke. It's over
It's so beyond over I
Thought I knocked
I'm like who would have saw that it's the original guy knocked out fine. I'm gonna
dude it's cuz I'm tilted and I'm trying to do it as fast as possible and I'm
picking all the maps I suck at.
All right we're gonna go nice and easy why do you never bring a sound swapping
because you don't beat the game if you bring a sound swapping every single
round that's cheating if you ever use a
sound pistol on any round other than the
finales you cheated alright someone pick
one. Don't let me pick myself. Programmer.
What's going to Hokkaido go on? I like Hokkaido.
I never got the baseball outfit, but I don't know I kind of figure out how to play this map a little bit without it I
Just understand how like the tunnels connect now, so it's not as much of a pain in the ass
Like if you get most like if you get the main bodyguard outfit from like the lab
You can kind of go wherever you want like it's it's pretty good. It's not perfect, but
It's good enough
And then it's really easy to get like base guard outfit too
It's really easy to get a scientist outfit if you want one
It's really easy to get more doctor outfit
So a lot of those things I don't really fuck with any outfits other than myself unless I'm like
Oh, this is super easy. I know where both these guys are.
This is so free.
Okay, wait, it's not quite as free as I thought, but it's almost super free.
Let's get ready for action, the two blades are gonna go around.
I am spooky
Hey, where's my kettlebell? Oh, there it is. He's holding it
I got no one investigated that that's crazy. I thought for sure they would I
Guess the guy who investigated was technically the closest person who was him and then when I had a him the closest person was him
And then it was out of range at that point
No security guard, hold up!
I found a body here of my strength.
You need to fly over.
I just want to check something.
I think so.
Hey, you!
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Get back to the safehouse.
Uh, fine.
We'll go this way.
I'm gonna make it too crazy.
why why do I do this I went the wrong way
It's over chat
I'm just trolling I'm going too fast and just doing stupid stuff
All right, how about this? This is a good way to do it
This is my last run, no matter what happens, so it doesn't matter how quick, or how slow
I go.
Alright.
No, this is it.
I've already streamed 5 hours, that's enough.
Do it for bedding, man.
You did 8 hours last time.
Yeah, but I played like Mario Kart, didn't I?
Like, maybe you could have convinced me to play like some Super Chill Mario Kart.
Alright, someone pick one.
Okay, Bangkok's gonna be hard, so we'll start with that.
The other thing is, if I'm like trying to go fast so many times, which is probably not
a good idea.
I say we do.
I don't know where the explosives are in Bangkok, so...
Do you ever play the DLC for Elden Ring? I did not.
I didn't even finish regular Elden Ring.
Maybe 500 grits. Benny, will you bang my cock...
No, but I have someone who can handle that sort of thing for you.
Dylan knows someone.
Their name is Dylan.
I didn't notice Dylan went to sleep.
I was too locked in.
I'm losing.
They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy. You know what to do, 47.
I think I know how to get that guy.
I've never used this tripwire mine thing.
shit I thought he was outside
Let's roll.
Why are you such a hater?
Hmm, this is tricky.
What's the plan?
How did this guy evade me?
Oh, this is a different guy.
i'm looking for a sicko angle
oh he saw me
oops
that's okay
I don't want to use this uh I'll fit yet I want to save it
What are they doing?
I'm... I'd like to inspect the penthouse now.
I think you're coming on a little strong.
Please move away.
What the fuck?
But, I'm warning you.
No slip-ups.
Especially not with young Master Cross.
What is this guy that my target is so weird
So I'm coming
I'm thinking maybe I just shoot this guy run away get that outfit and then go on my merry way
the problem is I wish it wasn't such a hot area like
there's like a million people around there's like three guards
She's taking forever and this guy's just standing here. I'm just gonna do it
Thank you mobile that's very nice to say I appreciate it
All right, we're gonna see if this works. We're limit testing which normally goes very poorly for us, but we're gonna try
Okay, we're gonna do this instead
Alright, now I got two minutes to get to the top.
It's not my aim, dude.
It's the bloom of the gun.
I'm not lying.
This gun has a horrible accuracy.
i do the best i can
uh... perfect
and
broke the three more steps
There are like 10 clubs that you have in a seizure while shooting, it's your aim.
It's the gun.
What are you talking about?
It blooms.
I don't even move.
Dude, it'll move the thing, all fire a couple like practice shots.
I'll show you.
I will not move the mouse at all and the thing will just move itself.
I'm not gonna move the mouse at all check it
when you don't move the mouse it still goes up all right what kind of stupid
The fuck game does that?
It's impossible chat! It's impossible!
You just don't get it.
It is very sassy to even rent my dono about your notepad, thank you for the $2, be more
like Luke, show us your notepad.
I'm good.
How'd the play hit me?
Do you think I should end on a Whittle Thug Creek or do you think I should end on New
York?
And then the creek, alright.
You've got to be kidding me.
Do these counters get taught us?
I don't know what to do.
I don't think I have a choice.
If you want to know more about this, go to www.blueprogram.com for more information.
with the donations. There is a tanto in New York. It counts as a Katana kill. Let's do
Where is it?
Maybe he's got a job right now and he's just job hunting.
Because he has so much money from his job right now that he's just like, he's born with it.
I don't want to trip my mind then.
one lethal
some the top floor in the ceo's panic room
okay i don't know exactly how to get in there but we'll figure it out
hopefully
I mean I have like my sister's husband, oh wait now I shouldn't say that, nevermind.
Don't worry about it.
a very very very very very small chance that the and I don't even want to say it
I might have a friend who's looking for a job but they don't want their boss to
know
I'm trying to lead this location right now.
Why don't you hire them as a mod?
they have a really really nice job and they don't even like to wish I don't
think they're a mod material either
Okay, we might have a possible disturbance.
He's unqualified.
Oh, yeah.
Hey there.
What does Magnesium pouch even do?
Does this like, I'm gonna try it.
I'm worried it doesn't kill.
It's like a flashbang?
Okay.
That's good enough.
What is this? Who are you?
Where did that guy come from?
Oh, that's the guy that does the cocaine in the bathroom, that's right.
So, I need to find the CEO's panic room.
.
My target is...
All right.
So, I guess I'm not supposed to be in here.
Well, there's people in here.
Oh, it's a mirror for them, but I can see it.
Ah, those fucks.
There's got to be an easier way.
Like this guy's got a path to like a staircase or something and then I can take him out.
I can even just get his attention and then drag him in the staircase.
Did I just throw the camera?
I'll still do it, fucker.
No, no, no, don't check it out, don't check it out.
Let's get this guy.
damn this shit is fucking brutal
fear within the syndicate. I gave this policy. No!
Seachat I am good sometimes.
That's pretty good.
Okay, we're not going to crowbar this open this time.
Fuck.
I'm stuck.
He's going to chase me for sure.
I'll do this.
I have a good idea.
He's gone. Oh, he's gone this way.
Ish?
Alright.
Yeah, I can turn the game up a little bit
I forgot the katana.
Fuck.
You think anyone's investigating that?
No.
I don't even think I'd keep it if I bring it with me, do I?
Because I bring the Tonto on Hokkaido,
and I don't keep that, I don't think.
I guess we'll see.
Left cheeseburger.
Any item with rarity you got to keep?
Oh yeah that's right. I remember someone saying that earlier.
New York.
Hey what's up Yeti?
Yeti came in
No, wait, that's a different Yeti.
Dude, how many people are named Yeti?
I think I raided the Yeti that just subbed a long time ago.
I don't know why your name sounds so familiar from that memory.
use speedrun?
Do you know
kinda can climb stairs, but her legs are so short that she doesn't really like doing it
so I just pick her up like everywhere
It's kind of annoying
It's nice in a way just because it makes it so like
you know she's not gonna like run upstairs and like take a dump around the
corner but I had a rant like two houses ago at this point I'm fine picking her up
I have something so that she can get on my bed easily and like off my bed easily
Oh, maybe I remember you from the seat.
The seat was fun.
Good job, 47. We now know the Syndicate leader's current location.
I've provided you with new intel.
I don't want to fuck with the meetings. Let's just do the escape and roll with it.
Look at this sound pistol in the mission, probably.
You know what, I could just bring this one.
I could even bring this crappy one.
It's like the same, I think.
See, this is the same to me, except rarity,
but rarity doesn't matter.
Yeah, it looks cool.
Oh, yeah.
Where should you invest your money?
Uh, I don't know, just kind of put it in like an ETF.
Or counter strike skins maybe.
Let's get our kettlebell.
There was so much chat, I forget who it was that was telling me they lost like 60k on
have a good trip.
The counter strike goes against Grash, which is just so nuts.
Yeah, TFT's pretty fun.
I haven't been into it lately though at all.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek.
This is the last stand.
They always say it's a good set, like the people who play.
Twitch username can't be changed, no you can change it, there's like a cool-down for it.
of any kind and last but not least yeah it's like when we heard one month sorry
all right this is the last run I'm doing this is it this is the super run
I suck at this mode.
Get him here.
If you guys far enough forward
that the door closes behind him, I'm gonna nail him with this fucking kettle wall.
Okay, now he's done.
I mean no one's going to come down here I'm starting to kill him.
I think that's a tattoo in her hand prime suspect it's not you
I think the assassin will check it out, right?
Close the door?
Okay, this works.
Getting rid of some assassins is good.
She's still probably it.
It's not easy.
I don't know.
We'll pay it.
We'll see what she does.
What's she doing?
She's eating.
Oh, it's her, dude.
It's her.
We know.
I'm going to wait for her to go in the house or something and then I'm going to have her
look at me, and then she'll run, and then I'll just, I'll have you guys close your eyes,
and then I'll just tell her to politely leave.
So all the assassins the guys
Alright. Dude, this is still kind of a sketch.
No, this is stupid. Because the lookout's going to see me and all the assassins in the area are going to be alerted.
Like, there's a suspect on the other end that has an assassin here.
Although I don't know if I took him out or not, I might have took him out.
I should just kill the person next to her and then she'll run.
But I should be far away or in a bush or something.
That's what I'll do instead.
Who found a body?
Oh, that sucks.
Assassin alert.
Does that mean he's going after me right now?
I'm scared.
Good, she's fleeing, she's fleeing.
This is good.
What?
That it?
I'm dead.
It's over, I already lost.
of
two
Does everyone in this fucking town have a gun?
This is Merica.
Dude, how the fuck was the- I never get the target.
I'm so I get so convinced and then like it's always someone else
That was a foodie not a sweet tooth. What's the difference?
Where did they get the sweet tooth stuff from I didn't even know what she was eating
Sweet tooth pulls out a candy bar.
Okay that's good enough.
I thought it was foodie and it was sweet tooth.
But I could be wrong.
I don't remember.
I don't know.
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Sure.
I don't know.
To be fair they had five of six traits shown to you instantly. How come I can't I do I just want to get lucky
I don't be good. I just want to be lucky
When I finished this on hardcore for prime suspects I looked for hair color hat or not and
Only prime suspect will do both tells the others will do one or the other
That's the only thing you look for.
But she had the right hair color and she had a hat.
And it's said that she had a hat.
And she wasn't the killer.
The target, whatever.
I'm confused.
I forget what's in this room.
Isn't this like the sauna room?
I don't want him alerted yet.
Well, there might be any ones.
I'll get to the bottom of this.
Say what?
Oh, what's your problem, asshole?
I think you could just... hold.
Nah, if you get the bar, like, half filled up, they don't care.
Even if it's almost all the way filled up, they don't care.
Once it's maxed, then they, like, trigger.
Go around this way.
But here I am, just sort of feeling proud to be here.
I know this.
I said the last one would be my last one,
but I lost in such annoying fashion
that I feel like I should go again.
I didn't think you guys would mind.
What's this dude?
This is so weird.
Alright, let's go this way.
Alright, you...
Gonna have to knock it out.
It's not a doorway.
Any information on what the purple looks like?
What's going on over there?
What is this, why do they have rat poison?
Okay, so they found the body, that's not that surprising.
That's fine.
This person's in a good spot.
I'm gonna walk farther.
Everything okay?
Hey, who the hell are you?
What's wrong with this guy?
Anybody know this jerk?
Not a jerk.
I like how she's just walking into like an area that she's not supposed to be.
should have kept the other outfit if that was a mistake. That's alright though I can get another one.
The last guy's like way above me right? Yeah.
the kids about you why does he like the cat so much because it knocks him out in one
hit. It's sick.
And it doesn't kill them. It doesn't ruin their outfit either. Like if you kill
someone and make a bunch of blood, then you can't steal their outfit.
I'm going to break this, because I don't really need to.
Yes, investigate.
Sure.
Fuck it.
No.
Stay here, you understand?
Whoa, whoa, what are you orange for there buddy?
That's not good.
They're all awake now.
What?
Oh my god!
That was fucking close!
That wasn't lucky!
What are you talking about?
I was threading the needle through that whole mission.
was calculated. The aggro, because I guess my outfit was compromised and there was talk
about some sort of bald fiend running around
through and cattle balls of people.
I think Hokkaido is a fun map, that might be my favorite map.
I like the China map too even though I suck at it, just because I think it's cool that
you can scan stuff with your camera.
I should play them out more.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
I mean, Italy's pretty fun.
What else?
I don't know this map very well.
I'm just trying to find a box.
I like the other spawn on this map a lot.
Like way way more than this one.
This is one of my favorite guys to throw.
Wake him up, wake him up.
He needs to be woken up.
Hey, can you hear me?
This is bad.
Hey, get out.
This is bad.
It's silenced, right?
I think it's silenced.
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the city.
Well, we're just gonna kill everyone, I guess.
Alright.
Hold up, I need one of these outfits.
All right.
All right, this guy over there I can get.
How do I get over there?
Let's see if I can...
Perfect
I'll do this
What's the eye button? Okay
I think I got the kettlebell on the knife.
Yeah, I did. Very good.
Stand down. Stand down. No one needs to have a dot above their head anymore.
I need to get back to my closet.
Because my timer's about to run out.
But that was my closet.
I'm lost.
I'm freaking lost.
I need to go this way.
I got to eat and didn't wake up that guy.
That's the toilet.
How do I get down?
Oh, I got this one.
Wait, I can't get back one if I go out that door. Fuck.
Go this way
So it's a guard
That's in a really annoying spots
Yeah, I don't even know how to get down there
Oh, this is good, this is good
I know he's in here
Yeah
What do you talk what do you mean security with
You need to deal with it, guy. Right away!
Oh, that's bad.
Alright, I'm out of this, bitch.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Come on, charity bridge! I need you to move on now!
Someone is causing a public commotion.
Change called in sick. Hey!
of
the
I want to leave.
Where do I get out of here?
I want to leave.
There we go.
If we go to the stop, you are one of two members of the OneG Squad live.
How do you feel?
Wow.
feel like I can push mountains across I can crush this world and the bomb of my
hand it's crazy
one G
We now know the current whereabouts of the Syndicate leader.
This was the map where I couldn't get...
Oh my god.
Oh no.
These fucking missions.
I'm not gonna do collateral kill because there's no fucking propane tanks on this map and
You have to kill him with a tractor or the stove, which is just going to be such a clusterfuck.
It's like, I might as well do timed, timed nine targets.
It's not that bad.
I'm bringing my, I'm bringing my deck, dude.
This shit is fucking sweet.
Why the fuck would I do?
Did you see the last time I did Perfect Assassin or like Salon Assassin or whatever it's called?
I did it on, I think it was Paris?
I hopped the fence, instantly got shot by a dude and lost.
I didn't know how to get in.
I went through the door and they said, hey, no, no, no, you can't go this way.
So I went a different way.
It's how I remember it.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
We're not in New York.
I know there is in New York.
It's like out the front door, you take a left
and it's in some random, like the receptionist desk
or something.
Oh, wait, this is New York.
Dude, I'm way too tired.
But
How we run Dartmoor
Can't tell if she's earrings
No, I don't think she has earrings, man.
Some of them are crazy. She doesn't have earrings, right?
No, not prime. Not prime.
They smoke that's all I have for you at present. You know what to do
I
Know what to do I
Know what to do
How are they gonna make a James Bond game like this
Because you can't just change clothes all the time is James Bond
I've only seen him in this proact once before and I don't know where he has that.
Nope.
Who the hell is that?
That's like a lookout or something.
I don't, normally I'd hit this guy down here, but the problem is there's going to be people
pathing around all over the place so I kind of want to get them over there it'll
work
Is he seriously coming back in the room?
It's not ideal. Okay, he's not good.
That's cool. That's great. I appreciate that.
Fuck.
Right over the-
All right, all right, it's uh not good. It's not good
It's not it's not super great. They're only 50 meters away from the exit. I
Have to imagine it's one of the guys up top
And they're gonna flee out that I
Don't have time for this
I'm so fucking dead anyways
Shit
Chat what was it? What was it glasses earrings necklace? Well, she doesn't glass is some fucked. All right
Never lucky
Neither of these
It actually could be someone on the bottom I think we just have to gamble it at someone on the bottom
It has to be there.
What are you doing, you fucking idiot? Run!
Wow, I don't know how to do this.
I'm dead.
I shouldn't have hit that guy with a baseball, I should have just ran past him, that was
a mistake.
I was, the reason why I hit him in the head was because he was so close to me.
because I was worried that if the guy, like, un-grogged himself,
because he was getting woken up,
that he would tell everyone who I was.
But I guess he didn't know who I was anyways, so it didn't matter.
I'm just tired. I'm just tired and...
I'll probably still do another one anyways.
No, I don't know. I don't think it was the right play.
It was fucked anyways.
I was just kind of hoping I would get lucky,
And I would run into the people that I need to on that exit.
It sucks because the only escape map
that I feel comfortable in is Argentina.
But I don't want to keep doing Argentina
because I feel like there's going to be a time where I'm not
going to be able to do it at the end.
And I want to be able to be comfortable with two or three.
I'm getting better at time disguises on like the beginning maps, but
Client, the Rugrat 64 fandom is dying. Will you be the one to bring it back in the spotlight?
What do you mean Rugrat 64? Are you talking about the board game Rugrats?
Operation here, but you know what to do and watch your step
Oh, it's this man, all right
If I remember right this is like the worst spawn ever and I have a remote explosive duck
No car
All right
Hey, if I if they just look at me will they escort me out
Can you escort me out
Wait, this isn't what I expected
I need a card.
We gotta break out the duck.
Oh my god.
Guys, I need a card.
I'm trapped in this fucking shitty ass room.
So I'm gonna open it.
You have a card.
I need a card.
Someone open the door.
Oh, yeah, you can't shoot open.
Pretty crazy stuff going on in there.
you know it's very upset about something
i don't know maybe i shouldn't keep streaming
i don't like it when juno is upset
I need his disguise.
This is gonna be so hard.
well maybe not we'll see
wish I might duck
am I allowed in here?
nope I'm not sorry
I was
You're right
No, you fucking idiots oh
My god
You are throwing agent 47 you are fucking throwing
Okay...
Where is this guy?
What? Where is this guy?
Oh, I have to go all the way around? Oh, fuck.
This is not good.
This timer is gonna ruin me.
I'm the best!
That was so close.
I need to steal this guy's outfit.
I'm just wondering if I can steal his outfit.
It's not GG.
take his outfit I think
I can't fucking punch him because he's smoking.
I had no choice
I had no choice. I had no choice. I needed to reset the timer.
Oh my god. I actually should have jumped down and installed that as an outfit. That was
please come back
You gotta admit, Chad, I'm kinda sick with it on maps like this, where it's just like
some stupid timer bullshit, and I don't have to worry about the suspects.
But man, do I suck at the suspect maps.
Sorry.
So that's a different disguise than what I have, interesting.
You need to leave, please leave.
Right now.
Fuck, I don't have anything I can even throw.
That's like my biggest issue.
It's just something I can do.
Something.
I get it.
He's not out!
Fuck, he saw me!
It's over. I don't know if it's pro bar. It's over. There's no way I can get out of this
trap. I've done some crazy shit but there's nothing left. 14 seconds that didn't count
as a disguise change, which I thought was my whole plan was that it was going to count
as a disguise change. No, I can't kill everyone on the map. I got to get a disguise change.
I thought that it didn't matter because like I changed disguises on that other like remember that dude was staring me in the face
I punched him in like a crowd of people and just stole his outfit and refresh my timer
It was the same as your first disguise oh shit
Damn you're right. That's why
You still speedrun I haven't recently
I don't have plans on doing it in the near term
I will probably never speedrun up your time again
I'll probably speedrun like Mario at some point eventually, again.
I kind of want to practice Colorado if you guys don't mind.
That's not Colorado, is it?
I picked China.
Dude, I'm so tired.
I wanted to practice China anyways.
I still stream sometimes, I just moved and have been feeling like streaming.
So I have been for the past like week.
Or was it? I think it's been a week.
This is seriously my last one where I'm playing Mario Kart because like I'm so out of it, but like you can play Mario Kart way out of it.
It's just too easy to have like one tiny mistake in this and then it's, you know, everything's done.
You said that literally two hours ago.
That's why I'm such a good speed runner.
Never stop.
Where?
How do I even get up here?
you know I know you're upset but I gave you stuff already and I know you don't
have to go to the bathroom
Good ol sneakers.
I like how the door opens up in his face.
JonTron!
JonTron Guard!
Wow his friend didn't even notice.
What's up?
It is me, your friend.
I'm back from my smoke break.
Why is music going crazy?
What's going on?
Shaman power?
Look at the guy at top first.
Seriously what the fuck is going on with the music?
Freaking me out.
I don't like it.
I never see a meat view.
Eating is the most important thing you can do.
And drink beer.
Shit!
I think I'm gonna flip it.
Ooh, man.
No one's got any disguises that are different.
I think anyone noticed my dudes.
He was asleep! He was asleep!
I didn't have anything I could throw that was lethal. I would have thrown like scissors
his face but I didn't have it or at least maybe I did but I'm too tired to remember if I had it or not
I'm just naming my stream world of ass next time I play this
He should have been like whoa guys I just had a really bad dream he shouldn't have instantly got up and shot at me
You would be disoriented
There I wish there was bets this I probably have like a 1% chance to actually succeed
on a timed hide-and-seek three-man target Colorado
Believers are gonna get fucked because there's gonna be people there's gonna be way too many people to pick belief
7k.
It was like 10 to 1 and then it went to like 5 to 1. It needs to be 100 to 1.
No, it's 1 to 3 to 1.
You guys bet way too much on believe every time.
the
Don't fall in the water, please.
We've already lost.
I
Everyone sees me dude
Oh
My god dude look at how far away all the targets are Jesus
There's a camera here we go
No, you don't you don't have line of sight to target
can you blind fire dumbass I'm trying not to die here 847 oh my god I am not
sure how to beat Colorado all right I didn't think they'd see me he was all
alone there's like a hundred thousand people on that map that was like the
freest I don't know dude I don't know how to beat that map if only gambling was
This is the CC eyebrow.
It just happened so fast.
Hmm.
Let's get a little Ambrose Island training.
You got 250k on believe.
Keep believes man.
You know calm down.
Alright Gino really wants me to stop so instead we're just going to do one mission, we're
We're gonna change it to um, we'll just do a quick Dartmoor.
Marrakesh is gonna take too long.
Let's change that.
Which one?
Dartmoor?
Yeah, we'll do a quick Dartmoor.
Nah, you know what?
We'll do a, we'll do a, we'll do a, okay, I'll still make it hard.
I love Hokkaido, that's why I pick it, and I pick it because I keep succeeding on it.
Welcome to Hokkaido. We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Don't disappoint, 47. Good luck.
I
I secure you guy. I'll knock just a minute.
That...
That official...
...kite and accent.
I...
Oi!
Bro!
Whatcha doin' in there, huh?
Oh no.
Just a minute.
What happened? Where's my letter opener?
well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the scene in case you...
Aquariums always fill me with such calm looking at the beautiful fish just serene
Oh, that's not a closet.
Oh, well.
I killed him, Chat, because I don't want him to move.
If he gets woken up, I want to be able to go back.
That's a little harsh, isn't it? A total fan?
Huh?
Hey, watch your face.
That guy, really? I have to kill that guy?
Have to kill why in the fuck do I always have to kill the freaking director like every fucking time
Do I have a gun?
I'm gonna miss like a million shots
Oh, that's not good.
He knows I'm on this pipe.
What the fuck does he not have a disguise?
And you guys thought the believers lost. Believers can never lose.
Their, their idea, their, the ideal can never die.
I'm here now and area is clear out everyone's fine everyone's fine everyone's fine. Just let me pass oh
My god, it's he's he's in the guard room
How in the fuck am I supposed to do okay? No, no, no, this is good. This is good. This is good
hey you there yeah you fishy fella who am i
you there excuse me who am i
hey watch out
she knows it but don't matter because i'm out of this bitch
kind of i'm trying to figure out her escape
We've got a minute, eleven to kill this guy, and then not die.
Be alright, don't worry.
Be alright.
Which one are you?
Jason.
Welcome.
Surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
Mr. Jason.
A doctor will escort you to your appointment.
Please proceed to the hospital entrance.
Ah.
Wait.
It's not over yet.
Bro, he's starting to sleep.
He can't wake up.
Why am I such an idiot never mind why am I such a genius I just had to make it
dramatic yeah that's what I'm talking about
that was smooth I had to win the one for Robert Neff
I'm fucking done dude. I am so done. I'm so tired. I don't know why.
One more Mario Kart time. Dude, Juno's already sad. Nah, I'm done. I'm done. That was a pretty
long stream um what sucks is I probably won't even be able to like like sleep
but I do need to like eat something really bad I don't know what it is I
feel like really weird I think I just haven't ate enough and my sleep's all
fucked up. But yeah, I'm gonna head off. Thanks for watching, hopefully you enjoyed
me being an idiot with, you know, whatever this game is called, World of Ass. Probably
start with Noina next time I decide to stream. I'm not saying it's gonna be tomorrow. In
fact, I probably wouldn't expect... Well, you're not gonna get a stream on Sunday.
almost certainly. You might get a stream tomorrow, but probably not. Don't count on it.
Because I want to watch the Super Bowl. I don't know. I mean, I guess maybe, but
probably don't just don't count on it. Don't count on it. Like I said, start with
Noina. Probably like play whatever you feel like. So thanks for watching. Appreciate it. See you guys.