you
I've never seen anyone play this game.
I just know that you're, I've seen like the trailer on Steam, you're like a wizard.
I've heard it's really convoluted.
What corner should my camera be in for this game?
Ragnetti, thanks for the suck, gaming monkey.
Thank you for the suck.
I'm just gonna pray it doesn't have anything on top of what I do know it is.
I don't know what I'm supposed to look like anymore, I forget.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
Do you play this with a mouse and keyboard? Well, I'm going to use your mouse and keyboard.
What the fuck are you talking about?
This is the only roguelike I've ever refunded.
Is this important, or is this just showing me like the game developers?
I can fucking fly.
and bottom left
rive s things
so you guys want to
shuffle spell cast and i've shuffled spell cast
What the fuck?
But I only have three of these
Chat, do I only have three of my a wants?
I'm going to wait a sec.
Hmm.
this game for myself by looking at the full map. I don't know shit about this game. I
think I need to break that wall though so the water falls out. But I screwed up. Damn.
I think it's up connect
So what do you guys do all day
I work at DuPage County Probation Department, that sounds cool.
You do scroll the whole day, dude, that sounds exhausting.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm just assuming I'm just exploring a cave system.
So I can breathe underwater? No I can't.
I'm gonna get some wings for tomorrow's game.
Do any of you think the Pats are gonna win?
Do any of you care other than that one guy?
That's probably a bunch of gunpowder.
What the fuck?
That's like the biggest ASCII ever.
I'm going to deny that.
Only I saw that.
No one else saw that.
It was like, I don't even know what it was, it was so fucking big.
It was like two full chats.
Why am I dying?
OK, I'm doing OK.
I'm pretty sure it was the old picture of Mario's
showing it like pooping, but it was just huge.
I pick up a new one.
Well, I use one charge of it.
Do I get charges back?
All seeing eyes, seeing like floored, but not everywhere.
There's a bomb that destroys ground.
I wish I had better damage, I don't really care.
Oops, I accidentally saw it again.
I could bomb it.
I'll just walk around.
When I was a little kid my CPO didn't think.
I just turned it back on.
keep turn it on
oh Jesus
How do I not be on fire anymore?
That's not good
Okay, we just avoid the dudes that fucking annihilate us, holy shit.
Monkey.
I think it's a- You know, I should try Kirby Air Ride again.
I played that for like 60 minutes.
I don't think I gave it a fair chance.
did like the tutorial off stream or something. I didn't even see him. I wasn't, I was like
not even paying attention at all. Fuck. He was just the light source behind my head.
What is progress six new mean?
You always want to progress over time, right?
Like, why would I not want to progress?
Click it and see.
Oh, I get it.
What happened to fable?
I still like it.
I just don't feel like playing it right now.
So I start with a new gun, interesting.
I have that many spells, wow.
the maps different every time. I can't tell. I'm gonna go right this time. If it's different
that doesn't make sense to me. Someone said they looked at a full map of the game and
ruin the game for now. But if it's random every time then why would it matter? I guess it's
procedurally generated to a point.
What is that?
Oh, it's a wand.
Oh, shit.
How do I get that?
I want that.
It's underwater.
Wait, I have an idea.
come on down what the f**k wait that's not a that's not a wand what the hell is that
I don't know what this thing is, it's like a big lamp.
weird what's your favorite sea animal
penguins does that count
I thought it was the animal.
I don't know.
I guess whales.
Whales are alright.
whales are too big they freak me out
I'm not going to hurt you they're friendly
where are they getting crossed though
They could swallow you on an accident.
They're not going to swallow you on an accident, what are you so worried about?
health regen? Spell refresher. Okay, so I see. I think I'd rather get health regen.
I don't even have spells I have 57 dollars
I don't know what these things in the bottom mean, but they look cool.
I should pay attention to picking up money more.
What the hell's happening?
levitation projectiles slower always cast one off what the hell does that mean
I'll do strong levitation
or random always cast spells added to the one in your hand up to a maximum of
four doesn't my one suck that sounds really good it could be like some new
spell that I don't even know I don't want to use it on something that I can't
cast infinitely is that the spell I have okay I don't know if I like this spell
guys
Look at your wand, spark bolts, and wand.
Cool.
I got spark bolt now.
Dude, this seems insane.
What the fuck?
Everyone's gonna get poisoned.
I don't know if that was a good idea.
Do I have poison immunity? I don't think I do.
Well, I probably shouldn't walk through that.
Do you think Dead Bull is hung?
I looked at the underside of Dead Bull and he
doesn't have a penis.
So no, he's not hung.
I think the fumes aren't dangerous.
So I can walk through...
This is actually pretty useful if I can melt through everything.
You fucking bastard!
I don't know what this poison... see I can float through that.
This poison is weird. I guess it stays on the ground for a very short amount of time.
And it's flamboyant.
Oh yeah, I don't want to go through it. I think that's hurt.
It's kind of annoying because it leaves these like little tiny chunks that can't quite go
through here.
Uh, sure.
Dude what the fuck I'm like the toxic wizard
What kind of useless fucking bullshit is this this is the most useless item ever
Oh god how do I heal
Fuckin shit.
I was too poisonous.
Oh, it's nice not having that fucking shit anymore.
My wand's a little bit different.
I shoot like snowballs at people now.
And then I shoot bombs.
Seems pretty good to me.
It's random every time.
It can't random into something like absurdly OP, right?
This is definitely the strongest one I've had so far, though.
Ooh.
Let's see what that is.
All seeing eyes sucks.
Lighting bolts cool.
Teleport bolt sounds cool.
Death cross.
Fire trip.
I'm a lightning wizard at heart.
Friday legend, thanks for such.
You look like a lion.
Why do I look like a lion?
Because you're always a lion?
That's a horrible fucking joke. I would tell a mod to time me out if there's anyone here.
My Prime Step is available for February 27th.
You gotta keep streaming until then if you want it.
This feels like a game I should be able to mine it in, like, like, Charlie.
Look at this stuff.
You can with the right spell.
So if I go east far enough, there's always an extremely dense rock.
And then there's this thing.
And then there's a bunch of lava I can't get past.
Or maybe I can't get past.
I'm not riskin' it.
I don't think I can get past.
Swim in the orange juice.
Dude, my gun's too good. I can't do it right now. It's too risky.
Last time there was a purple circle here though. There isn't this time. Oh wait, there is. What the fuck?
Okay, so I keep going east and I can find the purple circle
Is there anything else I can kill for my-
Did I hurt him?
Huh. There's something important with that statue. I don't know what it is yet. Square barrier.
Don't know what that does giga disc projectile torch giga disc projectile giga disc projectile
Long distance cast don't know what that does
I'm taking giga disc
For sure
And I'll probably take triple cable because I feel like that would triple the thing that I'm shooting cool
Wait, how many s- I only have two slots?
This thing with fucking sucks.
Okay, I have to think then.
I probably can't do long distance cast.
Let's try to triplicate and see if it does what I think it does.
Okay, it doesn't do what I think it does and it doesn't do anything.
Okay, I thought it would make my original spell cast three, but instead it's just swapping
between the two?
That's kind of lame.
I'm gonna try this.
I'm gonna try Gigadisk.
This is kind of cool.
Okay.
I'ma try this. I'ma try Gigadisk. This is kinda cool. Okay, that was bad. I don't think
I want that enabled. Let's not use that. Summon Siddiqui on off. You get an artifact
that allows you to call in the Celestial Rage. One experimenter, firing newly founded
I don't know if that one kills you.
Trick read.
I don't understand.
Oh, I do understand.
I'm going to do summon.
Summon says two is Giga.
Not summon.
Summon is where it's at.
Check it.
Okay, where is my artifact that lets me summon the Celestial Rage?
Is this it?
Oh, I see, okay.
This artifact is a picture of a Celestial Beam.
Okay, how do I use it?
I just throw it.
I think I have to throw it at her again.
I mean that kind of worked.
Hey, I want it back! Where'd it go?
Oh!
Is that the only one I get?
Like, let's say I did that, and I didn't, or I did get out of the beam.
Is that the is that the only one I get like I only get one use of it
That thing sucks
I thought one off was actually on off and it was like a switch
I want one of his in there.
fuck
thanks wukka what's up one equal on equals one i don't know why they read it that way
i understand now dude look at all this shit that i can't get to
And probably sucks think of the sub and so appreciate you
I miss this snowball
I don't even think it was a wand.
Damn, I do want to- oh man.
I want to go east anyways.
Where'd those things go?
Whoa, dude, I'm shooting magical fucking fire sparkles.
This is way better.
I wanted to pick up that gold.
You know, I haven't watched the Olympics. I kind of forgot it was on.
It's a winter Olympics right come on fire oh shit, maybe I shouldn't use this thing
I like speed skating speed skating
Okay, I didn't mean to go in there, but I could use a heal, so it's alright.
Can't afford any of this.
Hold up, okay.
Tinker with wands everywhere.
Can I not normally tinker with wands everywhere?
Portitis
You take 20% was damaged you teleport away every time you're hurt
You take no damage from electric shocks, but I haven't had anyone that would hit me with an electric shock
I
Think I'm just gonna off with what so I don't know I I feel like
I think teleportitis sounds good and I think Tinker maybe sounds good.
Tinker sounds good if I'm like good at the game but I'm not.
But it would be kind of nice to be able to like swap everything all over the place.
Burst of the air.
You're better than you think.
You know what?
You're right.
I'm taking two more times.
I understand now.
I'm shooting an arrow, people.
This is sweet.
Oh, shit.
Where the fuck can I...
Oh my god.
This is way more disorienting than I thought it would be.
All right, maybe I should not have picked that.
I do, but it's tough.
Wait, I'm confused.
I'll ask a question after I've been focusing on killing this giant flying eyeball.
He spawns infinite money. I kill these guys and I'll...
Dude, I'm weak as shit.
Okay, oh my god, I fucking hate this shit.
Alright, I can't pause either.
Alright, I have a question.
So I have a wand that has two airbursts, and it feels like it shoots all those airbursts
simultaneously.
But if I have something that's like, black bolt, and then airburst, it feels like it's
swapping.
Is that how it works?
There's casting delay and recharge delay.
Different wands have different stats.
Everyone does its own stats.
Yeah, but I feel like no matter what its stats are, it should be shooting the
same item at the exact same start point. Like I'm just surprised that it's like rotating,
you know what I mean?
Cause like right now, everything's recharged, right?
But when I left click, it only does the beam.
Test it out in the Holy Mountain next time.
Alright, that's a good idea.
I'm sure there's a logic to it, I just don't understand it.
I just blow air in people's faces, that's my magical power.
This is my best run ever.
I'm cooking right now.
My best run ever when playing like 30 minutes.
They call me the blower.
Shit! Get it away from me!
oh my god oh shit don't follow me
nah this is so annoying
I'm never taking teleported is ever again but that's shit
Shit, your pants do it? No.
I refuse.
I want the wand!
Okay, I have no idea where I am. I assume I can't be that far away.
Is there an F button?
Not that way.
Fuck. Here we go.
That look at dude look at all the fucking unstable crystals on this bitch gunpowder arc this
thing's gonna be cracked.
What the fuck does that do?
Oh no.
Alright.
If I go in purple I recharge everything so I just need to start laying into them.
I can't believe how far it teleports me away, that's just crazy.
get away from me fuck dude there's two purple rings
ones in poison ones not you know I'm gonna take the one that's not in the
I'm gonna get the money first though. No the money's going away
All right, let's see what's going on here bubble spark sounds good and it's half off
Unstable crystal? Geez, dude.
So if I'm in this area, I don't lose capacity or like ammo. I mean, I don't lose ammo.
Let's test it.
Okay, I do. I should probably test before I pick up that thing. Then I'll be chilling.
Summon an egg, too. Glitterbomb, 16.
Oil. Speed up. I don't want speed up.
Spark Bolt. I think I already have Spark Bolt. I could double Spark Bolt.
Oil again.
Triple Spell. Triple Spell sounds good. We're going to put this back.
There's...
All right, hold up.
I'm testing right now.
Why would it do that? Spellcast 1, cast away, 0.25.
And then this thing doesn't shoot a spark bolt.
Spells cast one. Spells cast one.
I don't get it.
That might be better.
No, it's like the same shit.
I don't understand!
Trace spark in 1-2?
Oh, that's fucking good.
What the hell?
Because it has less cast-a-lay.
Cast-a-lay 0.25, retouching 0.4.
Has low mana, though.
Bum Won Gang.
Spark Bolt also has Castelay on it.
Castelay 0.0, 0.05.
So the reason why they don't all shoot at once
is because of spark bolts castelay built into the ability.
That still doesn't make sense to me though
because like Berservere also has castelay on the ability.
So why do all the Berserkers go on this one and on this one? No way it doesn't
work on this one. What's the difference between these two? Capacity 3,
Manitou speed, Retro speed.
Oh, this has like no cast to lay, that's why.
Oh, I get it now.
My first one just blows wiener though, that's why.
I don't know what any of these do, so I'm just fucking rolling the dice, let's check
it.
I can't believe how many unstable crystals I have on this fucking thing.
Let me make sure this thing isn't like, insane.
The problem is that if I slap too much stuff...
Wait a second.
This thing only shoots one unstable crystal at once, and it has this many unstable crystals,
So I could shoot this thing like a fuck ton.
So this is like me putting down like kegs of dynamite.
Sweet.
So this is like my this is my raid gun
And it makes
Gunpower well, we'll try this I
Want to see if there's like something I can okay, I'm gonna buy some else to I'm gonna buy
I don't totally understand what the colors mean. I assume you just obviously the reds you strap on the weapons
And then the blues seem like it says they modify projectiles.
So there's projectile, projectile modifier, and then who the fuck knows what oil is.
I don't even really want that.
It's just gonna make everything fucking crazy.
I already have my spark bullet gun.
I kind of like Bruce the Bearer.
I'm gonna try triple spell because I don't know what the fuck it does and it sounds
It's cool.
Simultaneously cast 3 spells.
Hold on, I'm thinking.
This has a big cast delay.
I'd rather just keep it short.
I don't really like this thing.
They all get a different wand.
And I see why I have so many of these things and they don't all cast at once because each
one has a 0.5 second cast delay.
I'm starting to understand, but I could strap triple spell onto it and then all of
a sudden I shoot three of them, right?
Why is there a ghost?
Maybe it's based on a chain.
Why is there a ghost one up there?
He still hasn't read spell cast equals one?
Yeah, but simultaneously cast three spells.
Didn't this override that?
Yeah, I actually want the air burst on this.
Nah, it's still worse.
What about this?
Does it hurt me?
Let me try it.
I don't know what to do with spark bolt.
I'll just chill.
Eat your vegetables.
You inflict more damage the more satiated you are, but you start losing health if your
stomach is empty.
There's a food meter in this game?
I don't even know what my hunger meter is.
I was like flying to small sector behind behind of you disappear
Spontaneous generation vomit it near you evolves into helpful rat minions. Oh
I think the vomit one is what I want this one
I feel like it's gonna be bad because I can probably do it to my own spells
So like let's say I'm shooting this thing and then I move in front of it
Press down to eat drink stuff.
Let's do it.
The fuck!
Hey.
Energy orb with a trigger.
So...
Fuck. If I drop my shitty ass starter wand, I lose Spark Bowl and Fire Bowl.
But my starting wand sucks.
I'm gonna drop my starter wand.
With a switch. That crystal wand is a shuffle.
Wands that shuffle cast.
Yeah, but it's, I only have Bubble Spark on it, so.
Oh, you're talking about this one.
Oh yeah, well whatever, I don't care.
Why do you guys hate Shuffle Wand?
Dude, this thing pumps!
Shuffle Wand sucks my ass.
Shuffled Shrash.
Shuffle Wand is ass.
This one is sick!
What are you talking about?
Look at this!
How is that ass?
Unless you mean this one, it only has one spell. It shuffles perfectly. It's the perfect shuffler.
Can't make strong combos with shuffle.
This one sucks. This one. But I have so much stuff on it. I think maybe I can sell spells to someone.
If it wasn't shuffle it would always shoot three crystals. Oh damn.
Oh well.
Ah!
I don't want to be here anymore.
I hear a lot of dub chocolate.
Next door is 100% GG, yeah, right.
Alright, I'm broke as fuck, I don't know why I even look at these things.
Why isn't it casting, because of the delay?
So I need triple spell on it.
Why isn't it casting Bubble Spark?
It casts a point of impact?
Ohhhh.
Well that's fucking bad.
I don't want that.
You can make a cast Crystal at the end, yeah, but I don't have that many crystals, though.
I only have 14.
What if I run out of these crystals when I go to the next set?
That's 14 sure kills?
Yeah, on myself.
This is such a bad idea.
I already know I'm fucked. Oh!
Oh, I forgot about that. Okay. Almost killed myself already.
I'm polymorph.
Hey, no one notices me.
We got them.
Blow up.
I don't know how that killed me.
I shot it downwards.
It's like the top of it killed me.
That's not right.
At least I made it much farther than before.
Not a bad attempt.
It says paid shatter.
Thank you.
I'm gonna get some candy because I need...
I need some brain power for this game.
Because you int the teleported past second stage?
Dude!
Yeah, but that's because of the smart items I took.
I took teleported place, which is bad at things.
I'm just mad because I made it farther than he did in like three attempts.
This game is wiki-slop?
What if you don't look at Wikipedia?
It's still wiki slop.
Then it's just trial and error slop.
it doesn't seem like it to me
I
But it's shuffle so Chad says it sucks
How come I'm like dropping poison everywhere? Does this hurt me?
It doesn't seem like it's good. Yeah, what's going on my wand? It's leaky
I'm surprised it's not hurting me.
I'm gonna go this way.
Why am I getting the dirtiest smelliest wand?
How many wands are in this game?
Infinite? I just got the same one twice.
The wand chooses the wizard.
Wow that's impressive.
Oh god.
A bolt that is ideal for mining.
Wow I really did get the same one.
Get it off me!
I'm surprised that worked.
How am I supposed to mine with this?
Oh, I see.
Wow, it's kind of slow.
I don't know how not to be poisoned, though,
than just waiting for it to do.
I don't want to enter yet.
I need more money.
Maybe I should enter, it's kinda dangerous.
Yeah, I'm gonna enter, fuck it.
I'm gonna pick up the HP but not the spell one so I can test stuff.
Alright so all these are shuffle which means they're not any good.
That's okay.
Big bolt, delayed spell cast, fire bolt, double scatter spell, splitter bolt.
So spells cast one just means this thing is always going to kind of suck because they
can only cast one spell at once, right?
Jeheto. I think it's a... I... Shuffle is good if you have the same spell. I don't
think it matters because like it's just gonna hit with this
and hit with this, hit with this, hit with this, hit with this in sequence but
actually let me test it.
Seems the same to me.
Oh wait, no it is a little bit faster.
It's like faster for five attempts, like.
And then it slows for a second and then it shoots five, like again.
I'm just sparking it.
Eh, not bad.
I'm gonna buy some random shit. I haven't bought before not that
My this cuz it's on sale
No by this
It just shoots whatever it wants, man.
How deep has he gone?
I'm, um...
I think I'm, like, close to Chapter 2.
I don't know how many chapters there are.
Most projectiles are repulsed by your presence, but it takes slightly more projectile damage.
Extra knockback on skulls.
More love creatures become more friendly towards each other.
What the fuck would I want that?
I'll do a propulsion build.
If anything, I want the enemies to hate each other, I don't want them to be friends.
How many of these want to attack you with the more loved purr?
Oh.
Can't hit this guy.
It feels really hard to aim.
Like look, I'm just like aiming here and like sometimes it goes like way up.
Look at that!
It's not even going to the fucking crosshair.
Why is it doing that?
Spread is plus 4 degrees.
Oh, so it's trolling me.
That's plus more degrees, minus one degree, plus 14 degrees.
This one sucks.
And I'm tired of pretending it doesn't.
He can't hit it.
Fuck.
Oh
Yeah
Let's see, I'm actually mining right now.
Does he know how to kick?
Yeah, I know how to kick.
You guys never played DigDuck.
I played Dig Dug on like an arcade collection.
None of you actually played it.
I simply refuse to believe it. Wow.
I kind of want to keep a no shuffle.
I don't want critical on oiled enemies.
Dude, this shit is sweet.
It drains my mana like crazy though.
See that projectile retention? That was awesome.
Let me check something. Alright, cool.
So each wand has mana. Interesting.
I actually kind of feel like killing it. I'm so fucked.
Let's see, this is just a bone arrow.
So it isn't ton of mana, but it has like no recharge.
I'mma try it. It probably sucks.
Yeah, that's horrible.
Why are those gods shooting at me?
Gold?
What the heck?
You can take the spells out and put it in your spells inventory. I shouldn't remember to do that
Like if I have a wand that there's no fucking way
I should just strip it butt naked
This repulsion thing is awesome dude, I'm taking this every fucking time for no one. I love it
No, but I could still do it in like the manner
I think it's a wand.
If you die, you have to fully restart.
Yes.
It's a robe light.
A robe light.
I don't know the difference.
light
So let's say I played another couple hours
How far would I have to make it for you guys to be like wow?
He's not retarded
Like would I have to make it like a little bit farther?
Or do you think I've made it far enough that I could be happy with myself?
I have to beat the whole game? Dude, there's no way I'm gonna do that. You're just joking.
You have to make it to the ice world? Alright, I'll make it to the ice world. We're already
proud of you. How come I can't break through this final bit? The rock's too tough. I
I do kind of want to play Hitman, but I knew that if I started with Hitman I would never
play this, just like yesterday.
And I wanted to try this.
Shhh.
Oh, it's Chef Lagann, man.
This thing is so bad.
I kind of want to keep fighting and get more money.
Hey, I'll just go.
Okay, this fourth one is ass, because this is the fucking super one.
I can't tell the difference between these purple circles.
I think that might take me to different places.
You know, like I'm playing like Star Fox.
Okay, let's uh, let's just...
Yeah, I think this game is cool.
I like the mystique of it.
Crit on bloody enemies.
Formation pentagon.
Triple spell.
Horizontal barrier.
The thing is, these additions don't really matter if I have a shuffle and all my things
or shuffles.
I get it now.
In the top, this thing is showing what's crocky.
So like it's random random random.
It's like uh, it's like I'm gambling.
I understand it.
Okay.
I'm going to put double scatter here.
I just want to save until I want to save some stuff until I get something that's not shuffled.
But I might die, so I don't know if that's a good idea.
Firetroll sounds like a bad idea, even if it's on sale.
Bolt would trigger. First of air I already had. I think triple spell will be good eventually.
But I already own it and I should be like unlocking more shit. I'm not gonna buy it.
I'm gonna buy uh... I'm gonna buy a freeze charge.
This will be my giga gun that I use for now.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna buy that.
I might buy that.
You know what?
I'm not gonna buy it.
Fuck it.
We're not using this.
That's going to the bank.
Never, ever fucking using that.
Take spells off bad wands?
Dude, all my ones are great though. What are you talking about?
This thing is fucking trash.
Should I probably not use this here? No, maybe I will.
What if I'm out of mana?
I'm not gonna be out of mana.
I'll take all this stuff.
That's a good idea.
If I'm ever on fire too, I can just shoot this, and then I get wet.
That's pretty fucking sweet.
This thing is super good.
Always cast.
A random always cast spell is added to the one in your hand, up to a maximum of four.
He does always cast Override Shuffle.
Ooh, that's good.
It's always casting so it doesn't matter.
I want double money.
Especially, think how early in the game we are.
We're like right at the beginning.
Dude, I made it to the ice area!
That guy said that he'd be proud of me if I just made it to the fucking ice area.
I've done it.
I thought my nuggets were going to be twice as expensive.
I can't hit anything.
I'm dying to...
This is weird.
Huh.
It looks like there's like a worm like crawling through here.
No shuffle.
Well, it's better than this one.
Promises recharge time is huge.
I'm scared of these fucks.
Okay, this looks sweet we're trying
It's horrible!
Ice me off!
What the fuck?
I think I reflected the projectile, which was a sniper guy destroys me.
Oh my god, fucking thank you.
Why?
Why did that just happen?
What the fuck was that?
There's an electric spell on my wand.
Oh my god.
I toastured myself.
So that was the best run I've never seen anyone good ever again.
That was awesome.
Give me the HP bonus.
Oh god, no, we might as well just start over.
My cold sounds good.
I could have went better.
We'll try again.
i just got bad luck that run
black hole is the best spell in the game
oh well
Oh, non-shuffle.
They should go up instead of always going to the purple thing.
It's kind of hard to go up.
What if I could go there and put stuff?
I
Don't know how to get there though
By a black hole like
Well
Everything's fine.
Dude, we're just getting so unlucky with our RNG.
We'll try again.
Oh dude, this is gonna be a good run.
Look at how quick this fires.
I'm feeling this room.
Missile
I'm making it I'm leaving the matrix
I probably just beat the game right here.
Oh my god!
The hell is that?
You discovered an orb of true knowledge.
What the hell just dropped?
I want that too.
Hey, get back here.
Get back here.
Awesome.
That doesn't sound good.
Sea of Lava?
So much a large body of lava below the caster. Yeah, I'm never gonna fucking use that
But if I just keep going backwards, okay wait no I can't go more backwards than that. Let me check this
Okay
too scary what the hell wait what was the prediction did you have a prediction I
didn't notice that was like he finds the thing on top of the mountain
I wish I knew what this did.
Oh, I dropped it again.
No, I want it back!
We're in the real world now.
I'm gonna take the
the
of the
the
of
the
of
the
of
What does the tablet say? I don't know how to read it. Oh, never mind it do.
Tis true without lying, certain and most true. That which is below is like that
which is above, and that which is above is like that which is below. Dude, whoever
wrote that wrote that like shit. To do the miracles of one only thing. And as all
things have been and arose from one by the meditation of one, so all things
had their birth from this one thing by adaptation.
Bro, I like it.
Tis above, so which is below.
Shit, that's not something famous, but I don't know what it is.
thing sounds way better though. Yeah, I read the chat, although I didn't read his first
message so it doesn't matter. Someone said this game was made by Finns. I'm not surprised
actually. This game seems sweet. I'm digging it. This is a very finished game. I don't
I don't really want to fuck with those enemies down there.
I don't even really want to go down there.
The air feels hot.
mushroom down and down.
So this is where the mushroom area is, I guess.
I need like a recharge, I can't break any of this stuff.
What's my item player?
like boss time. Okay that lit up for a second that didn't look so good. That was like a
layer of this built by like skulls. Okay, secrets of the earth's anger and the
law. And my tablet of Thoth. The necessity of concealing the art is one of the chief
I think we need to run. I think we need to run. I'll read that later.
I'm running away. That sounds bad. The air still feels hot.
hey was that supposed to happen it look it had to suffer thinking who's loading
in the giant monster that's about to obliterate me
Do I have enough energy to get this?
I want this.
The hell is that?
Kick it.
I don't get it.
Maybe I have to read here.
the height and the depth by Hermes, by Anubis, and by the howlings of Kierkeros. I've never
heard that name before. And Oath has been required of us to reveal nothing clearly to any uninitiated
being. So we're learning the forbidden...
The forbidden rules of the universe by Thoth. His ancient texts.
I wonder if I ran backwards or it would still be dark.
It seems like the best thing to do is just go above everything.
Wait! Fuck!
I have a bad feeling that I'm gonna drop and die, but...
If I do this instead, I bet I live. Check it.
There's just gotta be a secret up here.
Okay, maybe there's not.
I'm getting kind of nervous okay, we're fine I
Was close
This is way different than I expected I
Heard that the only thing I heard from this game before playing it I watched this steam like intro
Which seemed really similar to what I was playing in the beginning
I heard this game was eccentric
But this is weird, I feel like I'm just skipping like the whole game, but I'm sure I'm not.
I'm sure it forces me to like go back underground or something.
I bet I get appearances at the dead end.
Oh!
What is this?
What is this oh dude, this is gonna kill me for sure I
Want it
That must be so good if I only had ammo
Fuck, it's a dead end.
Maybe I have to like, read the text next to it?
I feel like you guys are gonna spoil it so I'm not looking at the chat.
See look, it's got text on it.
Oh my god, I can get through!
It's just gonna take fucking forever.
Don't worry.
So, how's it going chat white meadows things for some
I don't think I'm getting, I don't think I'm looking, oh.
It's not breakable.
seems like it is but it's not. I bet there's a certain edge of this that's
breakable and it's based on the ancient texts.
So like what sticks out in this? We are sworn to secrecy by heaven and earth
Earth and Hell by the four elements, but a height and a depth.
Heaven and Earth and Hell is three, so it's three, four elements, two, three four three
two.
Three plus three is six, four plus three is seven.
I don't think it means anything.
How come it looks like I was making crap?
Oh, that's why.
I mean, maybe I need to go back and get something.
It's true, not lying, it's not most true, that which is below, that which is above.
So the underground is like, be above.
I mean, how these spells, I can't use them.
Like maybe Earthquake.
If I could use these, it would be so free, I could just dump an assload of lava all
over this thing. I still think there might be a section that's breakable. But I might
to be brute-forcing the solution if I do that.
I don't think this is the solution.
It's just I don't know that much I can manipulate you know what I mean like a lot of the time when you're doing a puzzle you just kind of
You know maybe there's like a ton of moving parts
And it's kind of hard to figure out what the hell to do with all but this doesn't feel like there's really any moving parts
I have a wand that won't really break anything.
I can kick stuff, which I don't think is the solution.
I have these tablets, which might be the solution, but...
Look at this tablet game.
But the spells I don't think I get interact with, unless I'm missing something.
I don't think I'm really supposed to be here at this point in the game so it probably makes
sense that I have no idea what the fuck is happening.
maybe this like burns through it no
maybe this will burn through it no maybe if they touch something will
happen. No. Maybe if they touch and I shoot them or I kick them. No. What is this one called?
the emerald tablet of Thoth and then there is emerald tablet volume one.
I don't get it.
What I need is to get that teleport kinesis or whatever the fuck it's called, then hurt
myself while I'm falling and hope I teleport into the center.
I don't think it blows up, eventually.
I don't think it blows up.
So I picked up an orb of knowledge, which was separate from the tablet, which I don't
know if it modified my character.
Maybe I just don't have enough orb of knowledge yet.
What the fuck is that?
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna fucking die. Now we go back!
Now oh wait no the range isn't that big I'm thinking maybe now we go back and now it's activated
There's no way that's the solution there's no way that's the solution I'm not it's gonna just no waste time walking back
I like the tunes.
What the fuck?
Oh, this is a bad idea.
They're in love with me because of the tunes, so they won't attack me anymore.
It'd be funny if that actually was the reason why they're not attacking me.
I remember being above that, and there being like nothing that I could tell.
Let's try and go lower.
As far as I can't because of all the sand, there's more lava, which I can't go in.
I assume it's lava.
I can hit the sand, but I really doubt that matters.
I wonder if those orb of knowledge is I picked up or like persistent.
Wait.
How poggers are you on a scale of 1 to 10 today?
Not very poggers.
I felt weird like all day.
Like, I think I was really tired yesterday because I had like a headache.
Sometimes like when I actually just fucking finally lay down.
I noticed I have a headache.
I slept kinda alright though.
Feels good.
I don't get this thing it looks almost like you know puzzle where it'd be like hey if
you flip the scale maybe it would do something but the left side has like nothing and it's
like strapped to the fucking ground so what am I doing I'm trying to get this thing to
a flip but I won't let me. I was thinking maybe there's some hidden the sand but I don't think
there is. Maybe I have to put the tablet in it. There's got to be, I got to do something
with these f**king devils. I don't know where he's staying.
It's not like there's pedestals or obvius- Oh yeah, I forgot about this thing.
Whoa, what the fuck? It blew up finally.
This guy has got to have like 10 trillion HP.
And he must be the secret to opening the magical container that we can't open.
Oh, that's not fucking top.
Where'd that guy come from?
Stop hurting him, he's bleeding.
I'm not risking throwing the- dude maybe you throw the tablet at a creature and it like
traps their soul instead of the tablet.
Alright, I'm gonna try it.
And then our tablet becomes super powered, it can break the prison.
I still don't get that circle, that was so weird.
Like I hit that thing a million times that didn't break, it must have been on super low
HP.
Fuck, I don't know if I ever tried throwing a tablet at it, maybe I should have thrown
the tablet and maybe it was like an energy that only the tablet could absorb.
It is a tablet though. That's what it's called. It literally says tablet. Emerald tablet.
Maybe if I throw the tablet.
I have never seen someone make so much progress so fast in this game.
What's your IQ?
I don't know man, it must be super fucking high.
It's true.
I droid.
Thanks for the sub.
Shoot that guy.
The effect.
Dude, I just decided to go up.
I wasn't like a little, you know, I wasn't trapped in the
underground I escaped the matrix so fast
did anybody even really say that yeah I do go back
his name started to be
Blint, look at all Blint Stevens.
Dude, this is the secret!
Oh my god, brain bless, it just came back.
Mushroom down, down, mushroom down, down.
It must be the secret of the dabblets.
Mushroom down, down.
Mushroom down down.
By candy bears.
Mushroom down down.
Here's what it means.
We need to dig with our wand for the next 15 minutes, going straight down.
That's the solution.
Wow, how does your hiking queue so high?
There doesn't seem to be anything below so I'm getting kind of worried.
Was there anything we saw that was like a mushroom?
Actually there was.
There were mushrooms earlier.
I do not want to go down there.
I thought there were big mushrooms here.
Yeah, here's a mushroom.
Okay, I kicked the mushroom, nothing happens.
Maybe I just walk around with this thing.
It'll start, like, glowing.
Oh fuck, I don't know if I can go back up.
There we go.
This looks special.
What is this thing?
This looks like a giant head.
And then we're on the back shoulder right now.
we're going down the arm. Oh yeah there's these piranhas in here though. I don't want to lose this.
Dude, those things will eat me for sure. I don't think I can go back.
Maybe we needed to wait for it to be nighttime.
We could go down the hole that I haven't gone in yet.
There might be something down there.
I'm gonna check it.
I feel like we'll probably die.
But it's a risk I'm willing to take at this point.
Yeah, but I didn't fall in the water.
I'm scared to go across.
Dude, I'm scared to go down here too.
We got an angle.
Nice.
Is there really nothing down here?
Fuck.
Nothing is breakable.
Maybe we got bad RNG on my wands.
um
It's not r and g
What if I got that blue thing that's like a snowball that bounces around that thing destroyed stuff? I think a little bit better
Best gameplay of 2026?
I'm glad you feel that way, because I feel like I haven't really made much progress in
a while.
I must be doing something right.
Is this game randomly generated?
I asked Shad if it was earlier and they said yeah, but they must have just met the
underground.
find it really hard to believe this area is randomly generated.
Oh, that's a frozen.
What if the artifact is open now?
I just don't understand why it would be.
I'm thinking maybe there's another spot I needed to jump up really high and like break something
You know like how we did at the top of this mountain
Like there's probably somewhere along the path
Like look at the way wait wait wait look at the very top
Maybe if I bring the other tablet
Hey, like a jet pack.
Want it?
Wait, why do you have a 2 next to your name?
What possible bet would there be?
Okay, well this looks new, kinda.
What the fuck?!
Wiggling egg!
Oh my god!
What is happening?
What does this do?
Something wiggles inside.
Oh, shit!
I'm terribly cursed.
I'm terribly cursed now.
I don't think I want to touch that ground.
Where did that bug go?
Maybe I needed to follow the bug.
Maybe the bugs leads to the path.
Dude, I'm like crazy fucking cursed.
Holy shit.
The cube's open, I can tell! Nooooo!
Ohhhh!
Here's what we need to do we get that then we run like hell and we get to the cube and then we curse the cube and then
Then we're good
If I just go left
Oh
Thumb thank you, sir
I said bombs
No, it's down here
We're limit testing?
All right, the sacrifice of oneself to the pursuit of knowledge is the highest tribute to the gods.
Yes, what the hell was the bet?
If I died before what though like obviously I'm gonna die
Okay, now I just need to go back
Don't be mean
If you died, but I put a five minute timer and actually didn't pay it out because it makes you click on it twice now
That's that's freaking paul champ. I like it when you accidentally pay out believers. I
Think what I was supposed to do instead of just almost drown and kill myself was probably like
Make the water drain somewhere, but in
And instead there's no fucking way I'm making it back at this point.
Oh, we are fucked.
Maybe the point isn't bringing it back with you. Maybe the point is just reading what it says.
like maybe there's something special on that tablet but I don't have to bring it
with I didn't really pay attention to what it said
I have an idea.
Don't pick this up
So we do pick this up
I'm curious.
Is, I think...
Okay, we can't...
Ouch.
Wow, this curse fucking sucks.
Oh my god.
We need to make it to the cube!
That's the secret fuck I should have made a mistake I should have broke through before
I did this because I got a bunch of shit falling me it sucks
Is there any music, can I stand on these?
I don't want to have to break the hole.
It's too much of a pain in the ass
Oh
I'm not wasting my bombs this time, I'm saving my bombs.
Wait, so this time it's not lava, it's just extra HP.
I guess that's fine.
I've never seen someone so dedicated to not progressing in the game.
We're gaining knowledge.
We're gaining knowledge from the ancient rules of thought.
Zai Wun, CS, Baker and Lee, Clint and Noida.
What in the same...
I don't know if I have to jump to hit it, maybe not, let's just stay here for a little bit
and see if it makes any progress.
How is this fun for me?
What are you talking about?
It's like I'm doing some, like, secret scavenger hunt puzzle thing.
We're getting there.
I have no idea what the objective of the game is here.
The objective of the game for me right now is getting into that fucking prison.
That diamond shaped prison.
What I'm planning on doing is taking the wiggling egg and bringing it to the prison.
And then I'm going to activate it and he's going to eat through the prison for me.
Oh shit, stupid idea.
There we go.
There we go, I want the HP too, sick.
Hello six day.
Is there a job application tablet?
not sure you can play this game with twitch integration wouldn't twitches
ruin it for you how would they even do it would they just oh hey wait this area
is normally open I think isn't it so I have to get that tablet first
So there's a set order?
Fuck.
Let's see guys spawn monsters.
This game's hard enough man.
I don't even go in the underground because I just get fucking annihilated.
I'll just gel up here instead.
The Underground is an entire game.
What are you talking about?
This is clearly the entire game.
The Underground doesn't mean dick.
whole point of this game and the devs are based for making their game like this is that the entire
underground section which people waste all their time on is pointless. You just want to go above
ground and skip everything I don't want the curse
Might as well play terraria. I don't really like terraria. This is this is more interesting to me than terraria
This game will be an endless source of content with that approach
Maybe
Poor kid hitman crushed his will
Everyone's playing Noida 3? Why are you just playing Noida? I didn't even know there was a Noida 2.
Terraria is just boss rush from boss rush is lame.
I bet there's an order I have to get the tablets in.
But it's weird because this is the first one. So like I don't understand how the first one wouldn't be the first one you get.
this area I feel like you have to go through after you do like x y and z or it's just pointless
It's probably close.
Corekeeper I think I bought but I just never played it.
I was trying to play with other people.
So this is underneath the sand now.
I don't want to go down there.
You know what, I'm gonna go down there.
Now I'm gonna go down there.
We have to be careful of the little differences.
I'm not sure if this wiggling egg doesn't do anything, I have no idea what the fuck to
do.
Why does it look so shit?
What do you mean?
I think it looks alright.
Oh.
Maybe this strat is like...
You do all the upper stuff just to get the HP bonuses and things like that, and then you
go underground.
It might be like a huge waste of time though because it kind of takes forever to do this.
And there's like these huge noises that are happening that I don't even know what's going
on.
Like is it shifting the world?
So I'm not gonna collect that.
That just explodes.
Maybe there's a way to go underground, you get a bunch of stuff and then you come back
up and you're like really strong.
And then you can go through and do these areas.
And you could like have the black hole gun that like blasts through shit.
It comes when I go underground it feels like I'm just like going, going, going, going,
that's that.
She's like... I don't know.
Like I feel like when I go underground I'm like on the way to the center of the earth
rather than going up.
But maybe it's like you go to the center of the earth
and you pop up the bottom.
Is he even enjoying this?
I'm pondering.
I am enjoying this game.
What I'm gonna do is I'm using this egg up here if it doesn't do anything I'm
resetting because I have no idea what to do and then I will go underground for a
little while even though I think it's a bad decision I don't think it's a bad
decision it's just knowledge collecting you know we need to find the
tablets I think the tablets are really important I don't know what to do there's
more than four though I said that egg might be really important but I don't
exactly know what to do with the egg either all right big guy do you think
make a path go go go go go yes go in there where you going oh you idiots
He probably like one shots me.
Get up there!
Oh god!
He's not trained!
He can do it!
He can absolutely do it!
We just gotta get luckier!
Oh fuck
Is Chuck still here?
Chuck, am I an idiot if I go and get the egg to just drop it again in a little bit better
spot?
Is that like dumb as fuck?
Yes?
Alright.
Yes? Alright. That work just got to work better. Let's just do the re- let's- let's be normies
and go underground for a little bit and just see what's going on, alright. Why is it always
He's giving this.
I don't know, maybe it's just to show you that you can punch stuff.
I don't know.
Slimy egg.
The egg is covered in slime.
Let's go left this time I was go right go to the circle maybe there's like some crazy
shit left.
These fireguys are...
Not...
What is that?
I don't think I've ever used a potion.
I should probably...
I don't know. It's worth thinking of. I guess we'll try.
I'm in love.
Be wary of leaking potions.
Got him.
This is even like what what's the disadvantage of being in love?
Come on
There's got to be an easier way to put yourself out like I gotta be able to like roll
or something feels like fire or maybe it's just fires meant to be like that
this thing is gonna kill me
Oh God.
How is he so fucking strong?
What the hell?
The fire guy is so good.
Oh my god.
No, I didn't beat Freelancer yet.
All right, I'll do one more run
and then I'm gonna swap games for a bit.
I made too much progress.
I made too much progress, so I feel like
it's just pointless.
I need to, I need to wait like a day or something to play again.
Is the progress with us right now?
Dude, I made so much fucking progress outside.
I even realized there wasn't outside.
You guys were saying that I couldn't even make it to the ice area and I made it past
the ice area, into the ice outside.
Okay, that expels the like quicker than I thought it would.
This could be good, too.
What does this do?
Magic Missile.
What's everything shaking, this is kind of annoying.
Chad, this is like, this is giving me a headache.
Is it going to stop shaking?
I
Set on the vibrator
I hate this shake game
There we go.
When I'm poisoned, how do I unpoison myself like, easily?
You spray water on yourself?
What if I don't have water though?
Oh man this isn't good man.
blocked sound. Is this the worms game? No, this isn't anything like worm. I never liked
worms that much. I like tanks. Like it was like a flash game. I guess that's what worms
kind of just basically is but I'm not getting like any shuffle stuff this is
good I like all these
I'll be honest, Shadow, I have no idea what I'm looking at.
Pretty sure I should probably swap this for something but I just can't get myself to do
it so I'm not gonna do it.
Kind of still want to.
See like I think I should swap this one.
You know this one sucks because it has like such shitty ass cast-a-lay.
But I could take the diamond off it and then throw two dynamites at once, that'd be kind
of cool.
it comes down to it they probably all suck.
I got such an angle.
Is he dead?
I don't want to go down there.
Oh!
That is so unfortunate, I'll do one more run.
Oh you can turn the screen shake off?
Hell yeah.
Sounded like it said FWALK.
Alright.
This is the last run I'm gonna do in Noida, but I'll keep streaming for a bit after.
This game's cool. I like it.
I recommend it.
So far.
I'm farming money holy shit I've never found a chest before oh my god
sounds like there's something really big
I'm not sure if I should do a I should play oh dude it's just spewing out poison what the
Fuck, I'm goin' this way, and I don't want the money.
I have so much money, but I have like no wands.
I guess money's probably better with how crappy the lawn's been.
Do you have a force on?
No.
How does he still not know to use his water potion?
That's an acceleration potion, isn't it?
I guess it is a water potion.
Huh?
What the fuck?
I didn't figure out to use the water potion yet because Chad likes watching me
Struggle, but thank you
Flass aren't locked one material there's class. Oh, so I didn't acceleration potion, but if I dumped it
It would be empty and then I could just fill up the water
That's a lot of fucking water.
How do I fill it back up?
Shouldn't it be full like?
Well, whatever, that's good.
Thank you, Lux.
Hey, is Lux still the character that people play the most in League?
Who do people play the most in League?
He's like the most played character in the game.
Let me check what I got.
So castley points to your Richard Shand.
Dude, these look weird.
I can't tell.
This sounds nuts.
It casts 5 spells at once.
I can't tell what it always casts.
Is there a button I can press to like, like hold alt or something that shows me what
this is hold D and then no dude if I press E I purchased the fucking wand I
don't want to purchase it I think the last one is the most potential but it has
a high recharge time so I don't know if it's worth it just trust there's a
Confirm screen? No, there's not.
Okay, you're right. Nice.
Dude, this is plus 10 damage. It casts every fucking time. That's so good.
But it only casts one slimeball at once.
Oh, we're not picking this one.
I'm not fucking with that shit.
I'm not fucking with Flametrail.
You know, I could take Flametrail off of it though.
Shoots five at once.
It's got a heavy recharge time now, so I don't know, maybe it's not worth it.
This is going to fire spark bolts like crazy.
It's going to be like a machine gun of spark bolts.
And then I'll recharge half a second and then another machine gun.
A very slow machine gun.
I can't afford- I don't know if I can afford to, can I?
Oh I could afford...
The problem is I don't give a shit about the third one.
Like this one's just gonna be too hard for me to handle.
It's gonna be way way too much shit.
This could be good.
Actually all these could be good.
I don't know.
I think I'm gonna buy the one- I'm gonna buy this one and then I'm gonna buy one of
the other ones.
This shit is so sweet.
I'm not gonna buy this one. I'll either buy this one or this one. Chat, you can decide. I don't care. They're both the same to me.
You are throwing.
Both suck, but the fourth one is fucking cringe man. I'm gonna blame myself over and over again
Check this shit. All right, fine. We'll
Look at this. I just let myself on fire in one attack. I'm taking this fucking shit off
You picked the two worse?
Chat, this one sucks.
You bought it?
It doesn't matter, you tricked me.
You picked the worst ones.
Let's try this.
I think this is firing all of them at the same time, so it's like...
It's not bad.
You just gotta swap between the two during their reloads.
You bleed flammable gas instead of blood.
Levitation trail.
While levitation you leave a trail of magical sparks, oh that's not good, correct how it
seemingly fades through you.
How is this not the obvious choice?
Wait, does that mean that projectiles still hurt me?
But they faster me?
If they don't hurt me, that shit is fucking sweet.
I can shoot, okay.
Seems very dangerous.
Oh my god.
Oh my god dude, that thing is fucking crazy.
It's got to have something on it that has it shoot randomly sometimes.
I'm running out of fucking juice.
I'm panic pressing!
I hate this one!
This is okay though.
drink. Drink the water.
I'll keep going this way.
Kick the green barrels for money.
No, I'm not going to do that.
I've done that before.
I don't want to leave yet.
Dude, I feel like I haven't even done anything in this area.
There's another one.
I'm sure I might be the same one.
How is he so strong dude? He's taking all my best punches.
Okay, maybe we should leave.
Does water save me from poison?
Clearly having less fun.
Oh, you mean then above? Yeah, you're right.
Water removes all stains.
Why is water so OP?
realistic so if I just before my run starts if I just go to the top and like
blow up the thing I can get 25 free HP at the start every time that sounds so
good I don't want that
I hate fire trail
I don't know, man.
Let me check.
This one is just straight up worse than my first one, this thing.
I'm taking everything off this.
Electric charge kind of cringes me out because I'm gonna accidentally be standing in water and shock myself.
I don't want teleporting KSU though. That sounds horrible.
I don't like any of this shit.
Like maybe I should do explosion of brimstone.
I'm going to buy Explosion for instance.
Or Mystic Spirits.
They do Mystic Spirits.
I don't know what that does either.
Teleport sounds great on a fastcast wand.
Wouldn't I just be...
tell what I teleport like literally every shot
I'm I don't know what this is a cloud of potent alcohol
what the fuck what I want this
Okay, never buy Mr. Spirits ever again.
That's what we've learned.
Chat, you're gonna buy some ranch shit sometimes so you know what sucks ass and this sucks
ass.
Gold drop enemies explodes and it disappears.
Coming near you evolves into helpful rap minions.
I like this.
Dude, now if we made it back to the top, I could make it to that platform.
Which would be sweet.
Can you get like some unbelievable wand early in the game?
Because I feel like my wands are like kinda mid.
early early only from a chest got it
Okay, okay, maybe this doesn't suck
Gonna be kind of hard to fucking hit me
You can't aim for shit!
oh my god okay how is this little fucker so strong oh my god I'm almost
dead
This gun is sweet
I can't go back.
We need to go deeper.
I think I just shocked myself a little bit.
Did I make it to the fourth area?
I forget.
I can't make it to the fourth area.
He's a shroom forever.
I'm gonna make it to the next area.
It's happening this is a one
I'm getting kind of nervous.
We fight a boss I've already lost.
Oh my god, I think that's...
Oh wait, no, that's some circle.
I'm poison!
Always piss straight up, alright.
It has reduced spread and nothing else.
Shuffle No, spell cast 1, cast delay, 0.03. I don't really like it.
I'm trying to think of it better than this one. I don't think it is.
Free spell? Yeah, but I like, isn't dynamite good?
You know, it might be good to put it on this one- oh yeah, never mind, we're doing that.
If I could put reduced spread on my fourth, and my fourth could actually hit a fucking
damn thing for once, it'd actually be good as fuck.
Let the rats kill us
This is the farthest I've made it
Damn, these things are expensive.
I can barely buy one, I'll take it.
Let's test this.
I mean, it's godless, right?
I'm buying it, I don't care.
I'm gonna swap it with this one.
Alright, let's see what it does.
It's horrible.
It's the worst wand I've ever used.
Why do you guys think it's good?
It fucking sucks, it shoots one thing at once.
This is better like shoot, you know, attack for a billion damage.
So if you have simultaneously cast two spells, but you only have spell cast one on a one,
does double spell not override it?
Because it's the only one I can afford.
They cast the next two.
So it's casting personal fireball thrower.
Check it out, turn the creature, it hits into the living fireball thrower.
So if I take that off.
I don't understand though.
Oh, it's shooting like seven of these and they're all together?
Is that what's happening?
Or it's shooting two of them, but they're both together.
Look at the board in the back to see what's happening.
To me, it looks like it should be casting like seven of these things.
They're triggering each other.
It's all packed in one bullet.
One triggers the next.
Oh, I see.
It casts another spell upon collision.
Interesting.
This could be really good, then.
Wow.
plus it at 72 degrees. What the fuck.
I like concentrated light.
I'm just looking at stuff.
What if I did like orb with a trigger?
Ah, the orbs are too scattershot.
Hey, for these, you don't like reduce spread and stuff.
You need it in the front?
Like does it activate like in a line?
Or is Shuffle just like completely random?
I guess it's random.
Alright.
There's no spread on it, so there's no point.
I don't want Fireball Thriller.
Make the orb cast spirits with a Fireball Trail?
Dude, I'm gonna kill myself if I use Fireball Trail.
Okay, I'm going to go back to the other side of the road.
Where's my future?
It's nice to...
Nah dude, the orange bolts, or the green bolts are just a matter man.
The green bolts are the shit.
Okay, that hurt.
I don't know what to do!
do they can't get me I have the perfect angle I reflect projectiles in this tiny
No, no, someone hit me somehow I want my money
I don't know what that is
I thought that was an enemy! What the fuck was that?
Did you shot a bomb?
That's not right, man, that's not right.
Years of development time to be wasted on one suicide death.
Alright.
I think this game is sweet.
I'm definitely going to be playing it again in the future.
But for now, I'm taking a break.
I'm going to play Mario Kart, I'm going to play 80, you know, I'll do one run
hit man. That's it. Yeah, I think that game's great.
I like how kind of weird it is, like esoteric with like the weird kind of, like it definitely
is eccentric, but I like that because I don't know, it's kind of just like weird shit that
they don't explain, which just makes it feel more like you're actually exploring.
It's got a cool vibe
Is it free to play no, I think nobody you pay like I forget I swear I bought it on sale for like five bucks, but I could be wrong
Something like that
You can now redesign your home a bit to make it more you I don't care about redesigning my home
Is it not here to change the title? I'm in the middle of a run
I
changing it. You're good. Is that my DnD name? What do you mean? I've never actually played
I don't think ass is a bad word.
Dungeons and Dragons is D&D.
You don't think it's appropriate for a grown man to be playing Dungeons and Dragons?
Aren't most of you able to play Dungeons and Dragons old?
Because it's so old.
Welcome to Ambrose Island. We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area, but they're on high alert
So tread carefully or they will slip away. My kids don't give a shit about D&D
Anyone look at this
Wow, that's a lot of people suspicious of me.
This might not go very well.
How are there so many people everywhere?
All right, I just need to warm up.
Let me know that nothing is predicted to burn this line of work.
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for the next assignment.
I just realized I have a bunch of chocolate in my pocket and it didn't melt because my
room is so cold.
What an added benefit of making my room cold.
What do you guys think like is too much pizza for like a grown man to eat like on their own?
Why do you keep chocolate in your pocket?
It was an accident.
I was fully intending to eat it.
Two slices.
What the fuck?
How big are the slices?
Like are you cutting your pizza into like halves?
I just ate an entire medium pizza today, respect.
i've never even seen a shuriken in this game
doable
sixteen fluid ounces of pizza
American Indian pizza probably massive it's not as big as you think but I
don't know what it's like for like Europeans like if you guys get a large
and it's like the size of like a like a lunchable it's only two feet wide
close enough
I like the way we end up in this like
Stupid back-and-forth where it's like Americans make up for the EU and back-and-forth
And we're just arguing about this stupidest thing possible
It's like yeah, dude your pizza just does smile event. It's like oh my god. Oh American food this fucking
greasy swap they feed you in a trow or whatever the fuck it's called what's that
thing that pigs you out of I've read it but I don't know what it sounds like how
you how do you know my friends are idiots no one uses words other than like
make dank and chud in like mid drop. Got it.
Okay so I can't no one can see anything. This is fucking impossible.
Okay, well, we gotta try that again.
the best streamer ever
thank you twenty-one mustard what a great first message
europeans which they can handle the grease that's americans can
true
okay if i kill him i lose
i think
if i get seen by a camera i don't automatically lose
this is so hard
what the fuck
do i have a key?
at least this map makes it kinda doable
I'm really sorry, but we've had a security suspect to admit that the man for it going on.
But I need my things in there.
Well, we'll be done before closing time.
Again, I'm really sorry, but for us, it keeps coming down here.
I'm not taking any chances by letting you in.
But-
The extra thing is, like, I'm a silent assassin, so like, these people in the center,
like, how in the world am I supposed to take that guy out?
Seriously.
If he spots me, I lose.
can't spot me. Can the people who you're gonna kill spot you? No? Why would it matter if they
They saw me. They're dead.
Great. I got recorded by a camera.
Keep up the page shatter, boost your pack.
You're watching my new YouTube video and you're streaming at the same time? Nice.
That's probably not healthy, but I bullshit it.
Could you still run OT if you wanted to?
Not really.
There's a few tricks I wouldn't be able to do, so like, I could, you know, bumble my
way past it, but I'm kind of fucked.
This is impossible.
Silent Assassin is just...
Okay, if she goes in this room, it's not impossible.
Hey, it didn't fail me.
There's HOPE!
Silent Assassin isn't fucking impossible!
Promise there's a bunch of blood on the floor, that's not so good.
Hey what if I were, well actually, isn't this surveillance like extremely hard to get
to on this map. Hey! I know the surveillance is in his secret CEO room. Is there another
room I can go to? Does anyone know? It's also in the basement? Alright, cool. Do you
Do you eat frozen pizza?
Yeah, sometimes.
Okay, I assume it's not here.
Unless it's in the server room.
But I think the server room unlocks the...
I think it's there.
Dude, it's going to be easier to do the CO room.
We're going to do the CO room.
CRM is pretty free.
Favorite brand?
I don't know if I should tell you my favorite brand because I don't know if my favorite brand is localized.
And then you guys would be able to triangulate my position based on what frozen pizza I like to eat.
Are American frozen pizzas like massive? What's a massive pizza to you?
like what's the size
it's kind of it's kind of big i don't know they feel kind of big to me
i started streaming like i don't know 10 days ago maybe
I forget.
Shit.
I thought it was going to be easy to get into.
Last time I was here no one was in this hallway and they were all talking over there so maybe
Maybe they can move at some point.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
No key, don't need it.
I wonder if they notice that I broke the door that I instantly lose.
would suck. We might need to try and speed this up. There's only one guy. Hey, if there's
one guy and I kill him, do I still have to be silent the rest of the way? Because that
would also suck.
Well, it kind of comes down to where this red person goes.
Maybe I could do something like pull the fire alarm.
And then like the red person would get displaced.
no one can see the body so like if they're in the middle of the fucking map
like what am I supposed to do like no one can see it if they died to an accident
would it technically be fine because maybe I could make maybe I could swing
that. Oh my god I can! He's right underneath that. The next time he passes, none of the
cameras work. Dude we can fucking do this. I'm gonna take this guy's gun, so I can
shoot the chandelier and make it fall. And we're gonna hope that no one else sees it.
I don't like made-home pizza that much
Yeah homemade whatever dude I told you guys I'm like kind of
Okay, he doesn't want to move that's fine. She would have saw me anyways. I need a gun.
Hey, if I kill someone that's not the target, do I also fail?
Because if I bring this shit down, I think I might just insta-lose.
Fuck.
They got a really unlucky target.
Is there it?
What is this?
Maybe he could see me.
Walk somewhere else.
I'd take him out.
Maybe.
She's going to be a huge problem so we're taking her out.
I think it's doable.
This guy needs to move off his spot though, like he just fucking has to.
And then I think we can do it.
Please, please don't get glitched, just move.
Good.
I sort of take my catapult.
Chokin dude.
Bro, I think I just failed.
No?
Dude, how did I not fail from that?
Oh, he didn't see me.
Can you do a pacifist run?
I don't understand how to do a pacifist run, I'm still killing the targets right?
I mean this is technically kind of a pacifist run.
I don't know if this will fail the mission, but we're gonna test it.
Yo, Mr. Body Guy, what's up?
Don't even think about messing with me!
Oh my god, I'm so scared.
Ah crap.
Syndicate member eliminated, well done 47.
God I am smooth, smooth AF.
Being a pacifist is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.
What are you talking about?
It's Batman.
It's Batman hit man.
Now you guys can't say shit.
I've successfully completed a silent assassin or whatever it's called.
That's what I'm fucking talking about.
The first one I probably ever completed.
But it wasn't timed.
Why the fuck?
Dude, the game never makes it timed.
What are you talking about, K-man?
Excellent work back there 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue
Here's what's gonna happen. We're instantly gonna go to Berlin. I'm gonna do some dumbass shit and lose
Yeah, we'll do some
Time get disguises
Bammet is not pacifist, he will shadow your spine over his knee.
Yeah.
He just kind of breaks every bone in your body and then...
The true silent assassin equals all accidents.
The craziest thing would be like, it would have to be all accidents and no collateral
kills at all.
That would be like, literally no one knew that you did anything at all, like a ghost.
aren't actually allowed to use the channel point system. Some government thing. They don't
want to corrupt the youth. Oh wait, you guys can? Oh. You sure? At least some countries
can't. I actually made that up as a joke. Literally, some countries can't? That's
Crazy
Belgium won't let you
Okay, we got two in the biker area
Wow, everyone's up top. All right
That's easier than normal
I know EU can use channel points because Mooney is like the richest person in the entire channel
their irish i'm pretty sure
the irish control stream they control the world
really sorry for the convenience this area is restricted due to increased
security you know you are so nice about that
Violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again. Dude who the fuck is this voice actor? This boy guy is even crazy
He sounds so monotone
I like this guy. I'm not gonna kill him. I'm gonna take his clothes
I'm not going to knock that guy out, we'll just hope he doesn't see the other guys.
Okay, well he saw him really fast.
It doesn't matter though.
Are you a man undressing another man?
Because I need to wear his clothes for my disguise.
Don't shoot!
I'm friendly!
Don't shoot!
I'm friendly!
What was the g- oh yeah!
When I was playing, I played Arc Raiders a little bit off stream
literally every single person I've run to I just like I'm friendly I'm friendly
I'm friendly there's some guys chasing me please don't shoot like no matter what I
would do that's all I would ever say to people it would not work as often as you
would think but I'm gonna take that other guys off it
I would 100% be in speed skating. I think speed skating is fucking sweet in Winter Olympics
or snowboarding. Snowboarding is cool, too.
Let's go to this one.
Speedskating was one of my favorite things.
There was some event that it shows up in memes sometimes still
where everyone fell over themselves and some guy came in first
who was way behind. I saw that live.
was fucking crazy. It was like two Chinese guys that like knocked each other over. It
was so sick. It was cinema. I don't even know what Luge is. It's a cool sounding word.
speed skating. I wonder how I like it.
That's the other guy.
I still think Summer Olympics is probably better just because Summer Olympics has some
classic shit. Like the most classic is just
The 100 meter dash that shit's tight
Well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate
Right yeah break dancing good old break dancing
I forget what events I saw on this summer Olympics.
I watched some of it.
I mean, it was a while ago at this point, but...
You know, I have a crowbar. There we go.
I need to pick that up.
You would have grabbed the cheat!
KILL HIM!
Oh my god!
Dude, I can't kill him because he's like stuck in the spot.
I'm just gonna shoot him.
No, it's gonna make too much noise.
There we go.
All right, if I remember right, I can leave by staying this guy's key.
Oh, he's gone.
Never mind.
Oh, it's you!
I'm not I'm a smooth
Smooth, smooth assassin today.
It's mostly the hubby.
Clont Stovins subbed.
Thank you.
curling actually a good event to watch I only watched that once night that was
kind of kind of like dumb but I could see it being good I didn't really give
much of a chance you know when I was really I told you guys this before but
I kind of got into woman's tennis because I watched it when I was like hi
I have Vicodin when I got my wisdom teeth pulled and I still kind of like it.
Tennis is kind of cool to watch.
I think in an alternate universe I could have been good at tennis.
I don't mind either way.
Tennis, I liked watching Nadal a lot in Djokovic.
Wasn't really into tennis when Federer was super good.
People in my chat used to argue about who is the best
between the three.
And it seems really obvious to me from the outside
looking in unlike someone that pays a ton of attention, is that Jokovic is clearly the
best but people just are really annoyed by him so they won't admit it.
But deep down they know.
N'Dal was the best on that one surface.
That's true.
Oh, fuck, it's this map?
Oh, no, dude.
Oh, this is not timed.
I don't know what the spawn is.
I think I remember hearing that he was anti-vax.
But it's just more of my point like his personality and the way that he is like a noise people or pisses people off
And it's just that's the reason why they don't want to admit that he's the best like I'm just looking at it from an outside perspective
Like his personality is douchey, but it's like
You know he's still like on paper the best
I'm trapped never mind I think the way he plays tennis is important is there like
beautiful tennis and not beautiful tennis?
The only time I've ever watched tennis and been like this is the stupidest
ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen was I saw like some six foot ten guy who
could literally not win unless he was serving. It was the dumbest shit ever. It
might be her but he was a scrub so it didn't matter is that an earring yeah
that's an earring
anyone who doesn't just isn't just like a serve crutch is cool me dude it's her
she's smoking I should just check this shit out
Oh my god, the exit is right there.
He just needs to turn around.
Dude, this was the greatest vision of all time.
Oh my god!
There's an exit right next to me the God seed
This run is blessed. Oh my god
Your kid is gonna be born in a pastel like hell where every room is gonna have a vase in the center
Yeah, that sounds kind of nice, I don't even have anything to serve my room
That sounds like an improvement.
I'm working on it though.
I'm freshly moved in.
This place is gonna be sick.
I root against the old tennis players over the new.
Just cause young people are cringe.
You'll get it when you become an old chat.
I do have a picture.
It's just not on the wall yet.
That's doable.
I don't want to do Mumbai, but it's doable.
And well, these doesn't even seem that bad anymore.
this one seems pretty free
the only problem is there's like
i haven't been more i think moldy's actually kind of easy
it's just i haven't done it that much so there's certain things where i just
like walking a really really like unwinnable situations kinda easily
but i think if i knew it better
pretty free
these are bad
Okay, pick between the bee and the decoy.
They're like, this one's better, but it's got Mumbai.
Mumbai is kind of tricky.
This one's probably better, honestly.
Yeah, we'll do the bees.
We'll start with more leaves though
and just get it over with.
There should be more, there should be like new sports.
I'm sick of all the old sports. I want some new ones.
I don't know what the safe is like on this map.
Maybe I should do not mold these.
And do like Paris. Paris has got to have like an easy safe.
I think.
Berlin probably also has an easy safe.
Oh, it doesn't even say there's a safe on Paris.
What the fuck?
See, I guess you couldn't even do it on Paris.
What?
Dude, Maldives doesn't have a safe?
Why would it offer me this mission if it doesn't have a safe?
All right, well, we'll do Berlin and we'll do the safe, and we can use the duck.
Hey, if I have proximity explosive duck, does that mean that it won't blow up next to the
safe because technically no one's setting it off?
Well then what the fuck?
Oh no.
Let's just do hide and seek.
Hide and seek's not that bad.
I'll change my mind.
But we're gonna do Paris.
Just because I'm doing timed I want to map I play a little bit more.
Dude, I would totally get into sumo if I knew a way to watch it like consistently.
I think the format they have is
good like
The way that I understand it is their format is like
They basically have these two fat guys and they
Have a really quick set and then it's just over but they have like a tournament format. That's cool
So it's like if you when you
You go on to the next section and then the tournament's like the full day
He streams every sumo game
Do you mean video game, or do you mean like match?
Interesting. I might give that a watch.
Is being fab required?
You know, I was curious about that, so I googled it.
And apparently there's some guys that aren't that fat, that still do pretty well, but you got to be like insanely athletic and agile and you're still pretty chunky.
But you're just compact. And you got to play like weird.
Like, I think you're looking for like trips and slips.
Yeah, they're like a neutron star build. Exactly.
What the fuck would Ares stream Sumo?
That's interesting.
Just use the iron boots.
I'm surprised those Sumo guys, well I mean it makes sense I guess, but man dude some
of those Sumo guys would be so insane in the NFL.
I guess their stamina would be garbage, but because like you know they're built
basically for like really really really quick burst.
And an NFL game is like a couple hours long but I mean you take time off between plays.
I can't tell if that guy's an outfit or not.
What's he doing?
Did he glitch out?
That was weird.
Alright, someone come here.
Okay fine.
I'll just beat the shit out of someone.
You all forced me to this.
stuff. I got it. Thank you. Oh shit, shuriken. My timer's going? Fuck. I'm bringing the shuriken
just because
I remember eliminate the sky before
Okay, don't shoot.
Don't shoot.
Oh my god, I'm running out of time.
It doesn't matter.
I'm sirey lost
When they keep throwing flashbangs at me
How do they not know where I went they fucking choked
This is so scoffed.
Yeah, I don't know I've never had that situation happen before where it
It went that poorly that fast
We'll be right though
The problem is I can't guarantee that there's a box in there, so like if I go and there's
not a box in there, I'm pretty screwed.
So I'm gonna refresh my timer.
I'm actually gonna go back down because I know I'm gonna go back to that box.
We know this is the good box.
Alright, now we get that guy outside.
Were he keeping that kettlebell?
You know where I'm keeping it.
Hey, hey, who are you buddy?
Oh, there's a box back here, cool.
I'm warning you mister.
Don't go in the front, I want to...
Whoa!
I gotta give up.
What's up, myth1522?
Oh this is where the purr paint tank is, okay that's good to know.
Wow!
He clinned, he's Stebun.
You know, I couldn't remember.
There was some chatter that started calling me Clint Stebun and typing with small text like all the time.
Like a long time ago.
Was it Clint Stebbin or was it Clint Stebbins?
Because I name myself Clint Stebbin sometimes on like, like MMO accounts.
And I never, I never remember if it used to have an S or not.
I guess it was an O S.
How do you use small letters?
I can't remember.
Is there a box here?
Box?
No box.
Alright.
That's fine.
There'll be a box in the next room.
Alright.
Here we go.
Just type quietly.
I
Rest these guys one is a guard. Oh, that's it. Okay
Sir, this is a restricted area. Sorry didn't know
You go this way
You always say sorry cuz I feel bad
Have you guys ever been to a fashion show
No, because then I have to go outside.
So none of you have?
Have you guys ever been to like a play or a theater or something?
Yeah, that's a bit of false love.
Hmm, I could probably get away with dragging into the closet.
Clint, I was watching your two videos when I was 16 in high school and I'm 24 and a chud.
The classic Clint Stevens to chud pipeline.
I always think it's crazy when people watch for so long.
It's kind of cool.
Yeah, that's right, you didn't hear anything.
That's fucking right.
See even crazier when people say they've been watching for like 10 years and they're married with like a job instead of just saying they're a chud.
But still, I think it's crazy that you watched that one. That's fucking.
That's crazy, man.
What?
We'll play this slow.
I can probably just hit this guy with something and then let her open to the last guy, but
we'll try and not make everything fucking crazy.
Well, I'll see it, but whatever.
They have this compact song. Appreciate you.
That's not good.
I used to be unemployed. Now I have a wife and kids.
I don't believe you.
It's too convenient.
check what's your job I won't make funny I'm just curious
Locksmith?
I'm being honest, I don't know if I'd trust you to be a locksmith.
Sounds like you just keep everyone's keys.
That sounds suspicious.
He fixes your key but he also makes a duplicate he doesn't tell you about Mr. Smith exposed.
Said you wouldn't make fun of him by the way.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
That's kind of a cool job.
Do you get to like forage the key that'd be extra cool you don't forage keys
well then what it how do you get the keys then I do have a shuriken now
let's do it Geachin works at Disney that also sounds cool wait where's my
shirt can dude how did that shirt cannot save I paid for it oh it's in my
pocket that's why that makes sense
Chuck can you pick a lock I don't know if I ever told the story at school or
about school but when I was like in seventh grade my teacher was locked
out of her classroom so they had to get like the master key from the principal
and just as a joke when like my teacher wasn't paying attention and like just
because I was an idiot I was like don't worry I'll pick the lock and I put a
really sharp pencil in the lockhole and I just started jangling it around and
then the pencil tip got stuck in there it just snapped right off and I was
like uh and then the dude came with the master key and he had to like jam it in
there like a couple times because it just wouldn't get in and I was like oh god
Now he eventually got it.
I was nervous though.
can you pick a lock? I missed it. We're gonna ditch the baseball. We're gonna take a letter
over. That's your job. Dude, your job is to pick locks? I thought your job was to be
like, yep, that's a keyhole. This is the type of key. And then you go back make
it like you forge it and then you give them their key back.
Most of the time you're called to open a lock for someone.
That's sweet.
I always kind of wanted not to pick locks.
I always thought it was weird how people could just slide a credit card in the side of a door
and it would work because I've never once gotten that to work, but maybe it's just the type
of door you have.
Alright, just gotta make sure I shirk in some way.
I was really good at lockpicking in Oblivion, the minigame where it's like the radial
thing.
Or wait, no, that's not Oblivion.
That's Skyrim.
the one where there's like the five like little tumblers in a row and then you go
like I'm good at that one. That one's oblivious, see?
Are those games like actual lock picking?
I'm glad how all of you were saying it's exactly the same, I appreciate that.
I say we just kill him with a duck.
It's just too easy.
Why would you be suspicious of me?
I didn't do anything.
I'm just a bald man sprinting away from the scene of the crime.
What is this discrimination?
This bald discrimination.
It's not right.
See it.
Good.
Oh!
Wha!
who saw me what this guy has like he has Hawkeyes alright some Hawks can see
really far all right we're gonna say your clothes now you made one fatal
mistake my friend
He's really checking it out, what the fuck.
I can't believe he saw that.
He was so fucking far away.
Even this guy was really far away.
It makes sense though because he got alerted to like the audio queue I guess of him
calling in but it's still crazy
we're okay
let's take a time
so one guy's in the worst spot on the map
that's cool
Oh, yeah.
Dude, no one said anything.
Sorry.
I was playing Noida, so it was on a different screen.
Oh, yeah.
I was playing Noida, so it was on a different screen.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, no one said anything.
Sorry.
I was playing Noida, so it was in a different spot.
I did match.
Oh, well I ignored you, sorry.
Oh shit, I didn't even notice this guy.
I feel like this person is my target like all the time this shit
I'm gonna try and get him into this set of bushes then I'm gonna run in front of her and
get her to chase me. And then we should be good. Okay, never mind. We'll just do it this
She's seriously doesn't see me. Come on get over here.
We're running out of time lady.
He saw that in there? Wow, that's actually fucking crazy.
I'm running out of things to throw here, guys!
Good enough.
Good thing I picked up that fish, that actually helped.
Gotta change your MO, the kettlebell is getting too common.
Maybe.
I liked when I dressed up on this map as that exercise guy, I was like chucking the
kettlebell of people.
I forget where he is though.
All right, let's see how strong this is
I better blow up on its own.
Hey, man, that was pretty close. She's talking to someone. What am I supposed to do?
Probably wait until she's done talking, but I wanted to speed it up.
I haven't watched much new stuff. I've been playing a lot of video games lately. I
I watched some like old shit. I watched some old movie called The Sting that was actually really good
Just kind of randomly. I
Watched some show on YouTube. Hey, what the fuck was it?
Not a YouTube show, but like it was like someone uploaded the whole thing to YouTube
I think I'm wearing the right outfit already so wait what do they notice me do that
How the fuck did they notice that? I'm going the other way.
The area's too hot.
What do you look like, Doc?
What are you talking about, I don't look anything like Doc.
Where's the hair?
Where's the mustache?
Where's the bathroom?
Also docks like 7 feet tall. Isn't it hitman?
Like
six foot five or something? I always thought he was really tall.
I'm going to stand here until someone opens this fucking door.
Because I don't want to go the other way. It's too... See, I knew it! I fucking knew it.
I need to sure it can kill this guy, which is easy.
Hey, hey!
what how do I make oh why the fuck would I even need it to move two inches
downwards come on
I just always hit that guy now.
I like this I like this map the more I play it this is easy man I could see myself doing
like an assassin around here but this map might be like turbo aids if you add in you
you know like 12 more suspects each with an assassin and like lookouts and stuff.
Man, I don't like Woodleton Creek.
But Berlin, Germany I'm not ending on so we're gonna end on Woodleton Creek.
I don't have a katana and I don't have a nice pick.
I swear I had a tanto at one point.
Does anyone know? Oh wait, I can just take this katana.
Yeah, but I think when you take it off the map like that, then it doesn't save.
Like you have to buy it from someone or find it.
like I take the the tanto from Hokkaido and it never saves which is the same sort of thing
like I'm picking it up off the map man lives in the Stone Age ending on
Wilson is so sketchy with a ton of suspects the problem is though like ending on Berlin
Wait, let me think. Alright. Berlin I hate ending on because it's really hard for me to
see what they have, you know, unless I'm right in their face and it's like crowded in the
underground. It's really dark. If I have a sound pistol, I think it's doable and I'm
I'm definitely gonna bring a silence pistol.
So that's why...
Wilton Creek sucks because there's like...
It's so open though.
So Wilton, I don't know, Wilton Creek's not that bad.
It does suck when there's a ton of people on it though.
Yeah, if the target tries to escape on Berlin,
it does also suck.
I don't know.
I like ending on Argentina by far the most, but I haven't really tried the other ones
that much.
What do I have it set to?
Okay, I have it set to Berlin, good.
We should be alright.
I can do both these either way.
This is fun.
Actually, I'm going to ditch the baseball, get the letter opener, now that won't work.
I'll just roll with this.
Fuck it.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
What's up, Patience Zero?
Intel tells us that the output of syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
But be careful.
They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
You know what to do, 47.
I don't really know.
When I get this spawn, I don't really know how to play it.
So I'm experimenting like I want something that's free so if I did like perfect assassin
I can get away with it.
I think this guy paths here so I'm gonna try and get him to like here and then seals
off.
Is your phone blue?
Yeah it's blue.
I'm gonna watch your OG OT vid and cry myself to sleep tonight.
Dude, you're gonna be fine.
None of you, other than like five of you,
are old enough to have even seen me play awkward at a time.
He got knocked out in the most perfect way possible.
Do people under 30 even watch you?
There's a few.
I want this guy's outfit, no one will risk it though, we're going to get the biker outfit.
I'm sorry.
Wait now.
I want to go this way.
Did he call again?
Yeah, it's fine.
I'm back there.
Just waiting to make a little transaction of my own.
Then I'll talk to the owner.
Yeah, I know.
It's on the missing.
Bring the doorbell.
I'm sorry.
Let's see.
He's confused.
I love how when you're a security guard you can just put like a katana on your back and
no one gives a shit. They're just like, yeah, whatever. I mean, that makes sense. You're
trying to, you know, protect us. I think this is the same target as last time. Let's knock
some of these guys out, so they don't go snipping around.
Oh wait, that was unlethaled, oh I didn't mean to do that.
bad that was it that was an accident those actually accident we just sick
angle I don't know how these guys passed really this guy goes back there I
I think.
This guy really needs to move.
Good.
If I hit a ham they don't really notice, I don't think.
Okay, I never mind they notice.
I'm a little dramatic, but I mean, hey, it worked.
Oh dude!
Propane.
Nice.
propane is now.
I didn't kill an on target.
That guy was a target.
That was a little...
Oh, shit.
Alright.
That's annoying.
Wow.
Actually, follow me. This is a better spot.
It looks like the way we see it. Come on.
Whoa, dude, this spot's crazy.
This has got to be the loudest thing you could throw at someone.
who said Yikes oh my god that it hold dude it's true I don't know what happened
Fuck.
Check, close your eyes.
She saw my true identity.
She could not live.
Just hide her?
Oh well.
Yeah, I mean I guess I could have done that.
I forgot there was a box right next to me.
I forget if I need to go... Do I go this way? Oh, it doesn't matter.
key card this works though whatever so what I have key cards on like half the
doors
I like how the voices like never match what they actually look like hey hurry up
dude you're so slow I'm right next to you come on
Where the fuck is this?
Can you go up?
I guess not.
Hmm.
Interesting.
I should have poisoned someone just to get a little bit more money.
Don't you have to hide bodies?
It depends on the scenario.
Like if you're doing...
Like you kind of know who paths where at a certain point and also you know like if
you need to be in an area.
Like if you cause a bunch of chaos in a certain spot and you get really far away from it, you're
pretty much fine.
As long as a ton of people don't see you.
That's the reason why that lady that I knocked out, I killed her was because it's like, eh,
if she wakes up and she could tell everyone who I am now and then it might spread, that's
when you see orange people.
Like if you see a bunch of orange people, it's like you gotta probably change disguise.
This is easy.
Save my baseball bat. You know maybe I didn't drop the tanto and then I lost.
That doesn't sound like it happened, but it might have.
I don't know.
I feel like syndrome and Incredibles?
Why?
Someone said you only save weapons you buy.
How did I just save that baseball bet though?
Someone pay- someone remind me after I inevitably failed this run to check and see that baseball
bet is still there.
Should be good.
The only chatters I'm positive are paid for are the people that constantly ask about Coin Game
because there's no way those people can actually be human.
Oh, yeah, I just want to stop.
They're incessant. Like, they just never fucking stop.
Queen game devs ain't got that kind of bread. Where do you think they put their money? Not
in their game. I'm sure their game's pretty good. It's like the SpongeBob meme. Let's
Let's get out of this house.
Oh yeah, House Looper's another point.
House Looper's like just as bad.
House Looper might even be worse than Coingame.
Hat? I can't tell if he's got earrings.
Does the fuck have earrings?
Yeah, he's got an earring.
I swear earrings in this game, like, either glitch so they don't show at all.
Dude, I should just shoot this guy.
Dude, if you eat a single piece of food, you are dead.
dead
There we just pop them right here boom boom done
boom boom done
promises and done anything yet
well we fucked up
Why do I listen to you?
fucking back how do I leave these areas okay surely one of the garbage truck
drivers has a key to the garbage truck right
I'm hearing some weird noises that I don't like.
See my wife's reading it now?
I can't get her to do anything around her.
If these guys don't have the key, I'm so screwed.
I think it's a journal or a di-
What?
You dipshits don't have the key!
Who the fuck has the key?
Oh, he doesn't have the key.
Never mind.
Get me out of here.
Apparently, you just need the uniform.
Too easy.
Don't turn to crime.
Check baseball bat? No, I need to be eliminated first.
I think the baseball bat's gonna save.
Where did these coins go?
I want this for sure. I want that.
I dropped a coin. I don't know where it went.
Where's my fucking coin?
There it is.
All right, this is one of my best runs.
Nope. Nope.
Nope.
I don't know, maybe.
Oh, man.
Dude, like, seven of these have Colorado. What kind of fucking RNG is that?
This one that has Isle of Seagal, which I'm fucking horrible at because it always gives me the same target that I don't know how to get to.
There's like, a thousand people on this map and I always have the same target.
Yeah, I pull off Colorado, but it's like it's so like I have to get lucky basically I have to get guys on the outskirts
It's there's just way too much chaos in the center because you you make one bad move
And there's not enough outfits to change it into like everyone's got the same outfit. Everyone's got a gun
so I
Don't know. I need to play it a couple times to just have some strategies for it, but right now. It's just like pure
pure luck and like sometimes I even screw up the outside because like someone
will see me that I don't expect and then it's like I don't have anywhere to run
into I'm just fucking screwed I think Hokkaido I can manage now I'm pretty
comfortable with Hokkaido I would not want to end on Hokkaido but I can do
it it's like a mission the only thing that scares me here China scares me a
little bit but it's not I don't think it's that bad well Dives doesn't
really scare me anymore. Mumbai scares me. Italy's easy-peasy. And then Argentina's like
the best end, which would be a really big bonus. So we're gonna pick the quack. And then...
Promise like it doesn't have a lot of my best missions. Like I think I'm... I think Darmore's
pretty free it's not in here Paris is pretty free Berlin's pretty free what
else is free New York's pretty free I think Columbia I'm better at than some
these other ones Whittleton's pretty free
yeah we're still gonna let's go I'm gonna take the dog out really quick so
So just stare at age 47 for a minute.
I'll be back.
I'm done.
I would take the hundred duck size clumps and keep them as pets with little streamer
setups and little twitch accounts.
Whoa.
I'm not married.
I wonder if Agent 47 ever tries to ring out the back of his head itself, check it out.
I wonder what that would be?
I've seen some of the Epstein files like leak stuff and it's crazy.
It makes me feel like the top like global people are like total fucking idiots because
they type like monkeys. It's crazy.
It's like seriously?
This is the people that rule over us. It's like, what the fuck?
It's so absurd. It like doesn't even feel real. It's crazy.
Where's my fucking shirt, Ken? Oh wait, I see it.
Where are some of these other things? I should, like, bring some of these weird things I find.
Like, ice pick? I totally need an ice pick. I don't know where the fuck you get it from.
But, like, I should find it.
way there's a circumcision knife what's the fuck I don't want that what map as the
ice pick
it's an Akaito all right oh shit I didn't pick a map yet
world's crazy bros make streams in the lab you're making me want to read down on
this game again this game's fun this mode is the only thing I care about in
hitman like I don't care about the single player I don't think it's bad
but this mode to me is so good it's funny because like so many games like
strap-on roguelite stuff and it's completely unnecessary and like kind of
stupid. I like it in this. I think I'll do China and just get out of the way and
China's gonna be the hardest out of these for sure. But sure it can kill is a
is a pretty easy objective. So, through China. It's... the name of the game is Hitman World
of Assassination, but I can't remember how much it costs. It's been so long since I
I bought it. It has a bunch of DLC attached to it, which you don't need. You just buy the
base, you just play Freelancer, everything else is pointless. This is good.
This is good.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
The cheapest doesn't have freelancer? Oh, I didn't know that.
It'd be cool if you could buy it without the story and just get a freelancer.
I don't get her about the furniture.
That part of the game is so pointless.
Like unlocking furniture in your freelancer house.
That is not a good idea.
But it doesn't matter.
I can ignore it.
see he has feelings
this map when I play really aggressive it seems to work out
How much I got? Okay, I'm good.
Who threw that? Oh my god.
I don't know what the pathing patterns are here.
It doesn't matter if he sees me though.
Or I mean it doesn't matter if he wakes up because he didn't see me.
for fun. That guy at top is gonna be annoying to go. Am I at just shuriken? Good point.
I don't know. I wasn't really thinking about it.
Fuck. I don't have a key, do I?
Well...
We'll just do the top guy now the top. I think the top guy is gonna be the only one that we have a problem with but
I like doesn't matter if I'm doing now or later, it's gonna be difficult or it could be potentially have the problem is if we get
Do a fight up here. It could be pretty bad
But taking these guys out isn't that hard
Let me check something.
I think this might just be a one-way.
Which would suck.
Yeah, it's a one-way, fuck.
Okay, I can make it back down.
fun. It's gonna be a lot of crowbars in the face. It's gonna be a lot of crowbars in the
It's long shirts got
Poor Benny
This is awkward
Yeah, what do you see here?
Man, do you copy?
We got reports of trouble in the neighborhood.
John Tron, no!
John Tron, no! Don't tell him about trouble in the neighborhood.
You can catch this guy before you hurt somebody else.
Reporting of possible crime scene.
I've got a body on the ground.
He's taking such a good angle, how does he know how does he know
Noice.
Another crowbar, always useful.
Do you have a key?
Because I really need this key.
God damn it, he has no key.
Who's got the key?
I guess I could crowbar it, but they're gonna know, like they're gonna hear.
Let's just drag one of them over here.
Ah, the last time I crowbarred something I got shot in the head like half a second
later by an assassin so I'm kind of skeptical about it.
Let's just take these guys out first and then we'll be fine.
What if their AI was so good?
No, wait, that's stupid, never mind, just pretend I didn't say anything.
to lame them into targets down here but make it work
god damn it
ultra crustacean thank you for the sub
I got nothing.
Okay.
What?
No.
I got a mask.
Their AI should be so good that like they notice when I take out one of their friends.
You know like that last guy.
I hit him with the fucking kettlebell, and then he just like, his friend's gone and he hears another noise, and he's like,
huh, let me investigate that. It's like, dude, the kettlebell killer is after you, like, don't you realize what's happening?
They should be smart enough.
Is there a higher difficulty? I don't think so.
Oh, that's fine. That's not a big deal. Did I get my shuriken back?
Dude, I left my shirt on that guy's face.
I need to go back and get it, fuck.
I don't even know, they might have put him in a body bag and who the fuck- actually you
know when they go in body bags sometimes they get brought down here, so that might, I mean
Maybe. Maybe it'll be a... Maybe. Maybe.
Epic machine gun er...
do I have this fucking all by these are the guys that will frisk you and leave
leave the...
Oh, they're not gonna frisbee?
They'll frisbee and leave all my weapons.
What are they looking for?
Thank you.
You don't have clearance to open this door.
Okay, well...
What if I change the filter?
No, I guess not.
We're just gonna do it like this.
Can I open this door?
Dude, I don't even know where I get the encryption keys.
I forget.
I think there's one on this desk, actually.
Dude, I'm fucked!
What is it, Jamie? What's wrong?
I don't know. I'm just worried about the skin.
What? But why?
It's just something you work for. You come out 100 times. It's completely safe.
I don't know.
The intern assassin. What am I supposed to do? I'm locked out of everywhere.
I thought the dumpling clip would have something but he doesn't.
Maybe he'll notice this.
God damn it.
I forget.
Hey, look at me.
Look at me.
Oh my god.
Can't even do that right.
Ah!
Maybe this is what I need to have happen.
Can't go that way.
Is there a key here?
Juno!
What are you-
Choking on there dude. You okay?
One sec.
She'll be fine. She got a squeaker from a toy.
So I gotta give her something better so that she drops the stupid thing.
Come on.
.
Okay, we're good.
Why is he gone every time I come back?
I had to save Juno's life.
I don't get why getting that scan lets me unlock everything.
I would think the scan would be like, hey, who the fuck is this guy?
But um, hey it works.
Uh, we're gonna do it this way.
Access granted.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
You know I probably shouldn't have knocked him out
Fuck.
Yeah, can't play.
Alright, alright.
Alright.
The greatest of my sneakiness was definitely on, I think it was moon by.
There was some crazy shit I was doing on moon by.
I forget if I eventually succeeded or not.
Yeah, we're gonna have to knock this guy out too.
We're fine.
What are you waiting for?
I don't want to!
Yes!
We're gonna see what they do.
I actually want them to push me.
If they don't push me, I'm just gonna swap outfits.
Push me if they push me both at the same time. It's actually kind of bad
Get the
I'm awake man. That was crazy, bro
Good thing you guys are here
I didn't kill anyone I just chucked a bunch of kettle balls of people kettle balls of people
it's not only a way to get up through that one staircase no looks like there's just another
one over here that goes lower there's another okay I can make this work
They're not gonna know where the shot came from, I assume!
I don't know how the ventilators work exactly on this map.
Like I know you scan to open them, but also I don't really understand how they connect
to each other.
Other than I know the one next to that guy connects to there.
I knew that one.
Now dare I get my shuriken back?
I'm gonna check real quick.
I wonder if they're all awake.
Okay, never mind.
I'll, uh, leave it.
What's up Storm?
You didn't think I was real? What the hell does that mean?
The legendary Super Mario 64 streamer, who always missed his Bowser throws, he's a cautionary
tale to everyone to practice their Bowser throws, otherwise they're doomed for jokes
for the rest of their lives.
We'll see what it is.
Open safe.
So I have explosives.
I mean this will work.
Get on Mald... I don't know where it is though, on Maldives or Moonby.
I could get really fucked with where these safes are.
Time to hide in Seeks also, not even that bad.
But getting a safe isn't that bad either.
They're both pretty easy.
Are these safes always in the same spot?
I'm not going to moon by safe.
I'm either doing sepienza safe or I'm doing moldeeves.
Hat burst.
Thanks for saying.
How many hours do you have in the game?
I don't know.
I've left the game on sometimes, but it's probably
still pretty accurate.
What is it?
I forgot how to check.
Hold up.
I'm letting you know right now, it says I have 72 hours.
I'd say probably like 60 is accurate, maybe.
I could have done melee kill.
Nah, I'm not going to melee kill, I'll do safe.
I'm kind of nervous I'm gonna fuck it up.
These things are big fucking explosions, right?
What's up, Perse?
What are you?
What's going on?
What are you upset about?
What?
You're fine.
I think she's upset I took her toy away
but I had to take the toy away, I had no choice
Why do you look so unhappy playing this game?
It's just a stressful, stressful game
No kettlebell, just crowbar.
Would you play this game for $1,000 an hour?
Yes.
You sick fuck.
Finally dismantled the annoying squeaky toy and Clint swindles them.
She can't just eat squeakers.
She's just staring at me.
Yeah, come here.
high alert we don't want them to slip away you know what to do 47 that looks
like a good spot for the safe wait no that's a horrible spot for the safe
all right we'll make it work I never go in that house I was kind of hoping it
was in like the lab area did you give her her new toy back well yeah but she
doesn't give a shit about it anymore because it doesn't have a squeaker in it.
She's 13. Mega Bran, thanks for the sub.
My mom is nice to Juno, but a lot of the stuff that Juno does really pisses her off, so she
She was kinda happy that I took Juno.
Plus, I'm the only one that's willing to deal with giving Juno all the meds that she needs.
How about my dad?
Juno hates my dad.
Wait, is she inspecting this?
She better not be inspecting this.
Oh my god, she is inspecting it!
Where'd she go?
There she is.
I don't think she can get in.
If she sees him, she sees him.
It's not like I'm doing perfect uh, silent assassin or whatever.
Who the hell are you?
Let's see.
I know people path here.
I just don't know what the cycles are.
It's not him.
It might be him.
I forget.
fucks
Fuck
I can shove him out
That's alright
Don't pick up my crowbar
Fuck the door went the wrong way
I got a door opens in his face and he's like eh
That's not even human
Ha ha ha ha
Who could that be?
Why does it keep giving me these crazy music cues?
There's a path up here
To get to that house where you can you're like on the top floor, but I've never really used it effectively before I'm curious
So like I need to go one more
I didn't know Karusa was the boss.
I don't know.
That's a key nose is me. I can go around.
You wonder what the hitman smells like?
I doubt he smells like anything.
Unless he wants to be like really...
Hey, what's up?
Fowl to like distract his enemies or something.
like if you're being sneaky I doubt you can smell like really good or really bad
fuck I'm kind of gambling here I don't know if this guy is gonna go somewhere
else I don't know if that door is locked there's a lot of bad things
that could happen here if he doesn't move and if he makes a problem I'm kind of
fucked I don't want to use my seeker on him though
all right we're gonna gamble
this is a safe all right
If he hears this, it's fine.
Alright.
I'm just imagining how I escape.
There's no beam on the side.
Right?
Is there a beam?
I escape here.
It's like, still able.
All right.
That's what we're going to do.
And if this thing doesn't blow up or we kill ourselves somehow, I'm gonna be upset.
I want to see what's inside!
I forget what the plan was!
It's almost too easy, almost too, too easy.
Clint, man 69, I forget what someone called me yesterday and that was pretty good.
Do you need Deluxe Edition to play Freelancer?
Sure I don't think so could be wrong I forget I got this so long ago I probably
just Google it
I'm gonna do the other side first, and then end with all the stuff on the bottom.
what version of Hitman you need is a pain I would not recommend then here's a
better idea just trust someone from chat who sounds like they know what they're
talking about all right there's always someone from chat that knows
just make sure you pick the person who knows what they're talking about I
I explain it in my message history. I trust that guy. I trust that guy.
Wait, this is the basement. Fuck!
What the hell? What area am I in?
Jesus.
What?
It's like I'm in a stronghold and there's someone meditating at the top?
I've never been in this area before.
Am I even in the right house?
Oh, fuck.
I'll put the wrong door.
Do people still use stuff like Green Man Gaming and like G2A?
you guys remember g2a
good ol g2a
I want to ruin his outfit because I might want to the bohemian.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Don't dump yourself.
Yeah, I don't need to be the bohemian.
They should be fine.
This strange area that I don't remember at all.
So that would have been the better way to go in.
So, they saw you enter, had you on camera, but they just forgot about you.
The thing was, I moved so fast, and went so far away from where I initially was, that
they just gave up.
Which happens a lot in this game.
So when I was talking about earlier kind of with like the China thing, where it's like
you do some stuff in this game where it's like obviously some of the functioning brain
would be like a little bit skeptical, but they just kind of go back to their daily
routine.
Do this guy last, I think.
some weird targets. He's outside, alright.
Can I go in here?
Yeah, that's what I like to say.
Okay, this'll work.
Why they so mean to me?
XE1 47, you've spread fear within the syndicates.
Bald equals evil?
Who decided that?
It's alright.
He's kinda creepy.
Wait, he probably has a key.
Do you know this is resting her gigantic head on my wrist?
I'm gonna wait for him to go here and then I think I might be able to get him to go in
that room which would be so good.
be really easy I don't have to do it but I'd like to not have everyone freak out
so I can make more money and not have everyone spend shit man's at me
Stop. Stop.
Okay, that's it. Security's on their way.
No one cares.
Oh my god, security is on their way. Why are people in this room?
Holy shit.
shit we need to get out of here
can you stop hurting people please one more right
that's it just this red guy this red guy apparently is
extremely evil
And anyone he might be near to is also extremely evil
I think I can hit him with the poop gum
I mean no one's looking at me
You must be like shit.
I doubt it.
This guy's dead.
Wait, where's he going?
Hey, honey.
I hope he...
What the...
You gotta be kidding.
Disgusting creature.
Hey, look.
I don't even think the bathroom is in here.
He's just going to like the perfect spot for me to kill him.
I think I'll see it, but I don't think...
Let's get the heck out of here.
Do you think they actually have a darkened like that?
Like one that just makes you have to go to the bathroom?
There's that science fiction.
Do you guys believe in like the heart attack on or like the like the ice bullet?
Do you believe in the death note?
The weaponized trumpet played the brown notes.
Whoa dude, I've not heard of that.
Defend dart?
What the hell is that, real?
A joke that kills you if you hear it.
Collateral kill accident.
I mean we're far enough in, I'm fine with using an assault rifle.
Let's do the assault rifle.
On these two maps I could probably find a way to collateral kill,
killed but this is easier and then I don't have to wander around for like 15
minutes looking
I might not bring the syringe.
Russians. I like how they at Gandalf. Isn't that a heart attack thing? Needle in the FBI museum.
The day Russians killed a guy with a walking stick once, pressed it on the feet of the guy in public,
and it injected him with the Russian poison. Whoa, dude, Russian poison.
The stick that makes you die.
Woe Jack Horseman.
Do you know Spy from Commando's games?
What do you mean Commando's games?
I'm not familiar with a series called Commando's, no.
C-AX are gonna crush him.
If I was to do prop bets, I'd probably bet on, like, the C-AX to kill him,
and then the C-AX to extra kill him, and then I'd bet on Ken Walker to play well.
I'd bet on a lot of dump offs maybe to Charbenet.
I'm not sure though, I think they say that they like to like play Charbenet a lot to
keep like Ken Walker fresh, so like this is the, just let him run, man.
Just let him run free.
This is the Ken Walker game.
Oh, Charbenet is out?
Oh, well then there you go.
Don't add that to your profits.
add Charvanade to the prop, but leave that part of it out.
It makes me even want to bet on Walker a little bit less just because I feel like if Sharpenay
was in, they would have Walker's stats down a little bit more.
I don't think Sharpenay is going to play that much.
In rushing scenarios they're just going to run Walker.
I don't like doing prop at some receivers.
I think it's stupid.
Well actually, let me put it this way.
I don't gamble on sports.
My family does.
And I like to tell them what I would do.
No, I swear I don't.
The only thing I do is I do fantasy football.
Like I had like a $50 league and like a $100 league I think.
And then I do March Madness for like 20 bucks.
all the sports gambling I do.
I can't believe that guy saw me last time.
That's the guy that saw me.
What the fuck?
I want one of these outfits.
I want this guy's outfit.
Hope Pat's here.
Someone will.
Yeah, in the last three years I've done fantasy, I have two leagues, and I've come
in second four times, and I've never won.
the fuck I haven't had like some super team though like there's been a few years
in fantasy I think the best fantasy team I ever had how is this guy so this guy's
blind what was
Okay, you're really starting to piss me off, bro.
The best fantasy team I ever had was insane.
It had like Derek Henry in one of his prime years where he didn't get hurt.
It had Tyree Kill, the first...
What the fuck?
Wow, they've really saw it again, what the fuck.
SHE SAW IT TO?!
Bro.
These people are crazy.
Pick up everything.
She coming over here?
Alright, we're good.
I figured out what I took in the second round. I think I had Kelsey in the second round, which was nuts.
So my team was just absolutely fucking super cracked.
And I lost to Super, who went into the playoffs when he was 6-7, because we had a 10-team league.
And he, uh, was the sixth team in.
And he had like, Hogginson drop 56 on me or some shit in the playoffs.
Fucking cringe.
Sustained that number?
Sorry.
That bitch.
I think we can get him here.
Okay.
I hear you.
Good.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
Wow.
Hey, that's my briefcase.
It's only one guy left. Wow, there's only two? Holy shit. Alright. I'll just hit this guy with the silence they are.
I used to watch basketball a lot, and I still have an encyclopedic knowledge of the NBA
from like 2010 to 2012, but I don't watch it anymore and I think it's kind of stupid.
I'll wait for a better shot. Plus these guys are like right next to me. I'm gonna do this.
I just felt like the games were, it's stupid, but I felt like the games were like almost
fixed.
I still think they are kind of fixed, but you guys are probably going to say I'm an idiot.
i think that end of games is just ruined by the way they call
like fouls
so like it just screeches to a halt there's way too much like all you just
truck three
uh... and then you'd like run really like
you run really recklessly towards the pain and hope you get called for a
foul like so fucking cringe
Also, I used to root for teams that sucked and then all the good players on the teams
that sucked just left for the better teams anyways.
So it was like, well, what the fuck's the point?
If your team ever gets good, your players are just going to leave.
I think that was the thing that did it the most for me, where it was like the players
was just left to form really good teams. That really killed it for me.
Which you know, it's not totally true, but it was pretty bad in like 2014, 15, 16. It's
funny, like I would look back and I'd be like, oh, you know, what are the good players
teams on now and I'd look and like James Harden would be on a literal different team like every
single year like Kyrie Irving would be on a different team it felt like every single year
Durant's on who the fuck knows where I seriously have no idea what team he's on like it's crazy
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
I need to do some co-vax aim training after this.
Thisco's benchmarks.
Never even heard of that in my life.
The only basketball player I know is Steve Nash. How's he doing? He's been retired for about 15 years.
But I love those Sun's teams with him and Sotomayor. I like Steve Nash.
One of my Xbox 360 gamer tags was Dirk Skywalker.
And it was because I liked Dirk Nowitzki, because I was happy the Mavs won.
And then I messaged some guy who had the name Dirk Nowitzki, and he told me don't ever
message me again. And I didn't. Oh shit dude, I got a baseball bat. That's what I'm fucking
I once played an Xbox 360 game with the guy who was just named Clint.
And he never added me.
I think we played, you know that battlefield that was out on the Xbox Live Arcade that was
like Battlefield 1943 or something?
It was that one.
Oops.
1942.
Battlefield Heroes, I was really excited to play, and I remember downloading it.
Like, it was like midnight or something when I was supposed to be sleeping for school
and I'd download on a really shitty laptop and it just socked.
It fucking socked.
I played it for like an hour and then never played it again.
God, I love battlefield heroes.
Um, I haven't played Deadlock since I was talking about it like three or four days ago, I don't know even longer probably like a week ago
I'll play with sure four at some point
He'll have to carry really hard I still kind of want to try high guard
Welcome to Mumbai. Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down.
Probably a baseball bat in a briefcase.
Baseball bats are legal?
That's not right.
Careful, 47th.
Another one of Banyush.
I am not welvers on this map.
This is probably one of my worst maps.
I never really get a handle on like easy to get it disguises and I don't really know where I'm allowed or I'm not
But we'll figure that
At least we're on a timer
That's not it. I was up there in the office when he came in. One of the guards told him that the slum queen wanted to talk to him.
The guy there in all grades, not his dad.
I might just pop this open.
You didn't know she had taken over the business?
I don't think so. The guard also told him what happened to the...
I think it's somewhere else.
I feel much more comfortable going in the other area. Like, on this map there's...
like the tower garden construction site the train yard I don't like at all
let's try this
I mean if they investigate this this would be fine.
Probably just walk in front of them through the iron right at his face.
I don't know if those guys will see it though.
That's the problem.
If he gets alerted it's fine.
You know what, don't throw the iron.
This is going to be so loud.
Let's do the crowbar and hope it's less loud.
What do I do with them?
I don't know what that is.
Hey, do you understand what they're doing?
You know what they're talking?
Now you're supposed to be.
I'm probably all right.
I don't go anywhere.
Oh, he's dead.
Oops.
I forgot they drown in like two inches of water when they're knocked out.
Oh well, what can you do?
The sky's ruined!
Oh my.
Come on, man.
Let's go this way.
I found the body.
I guess it doesn't matter.
What the fuck?
Oh wait a sec.
I'll play it slow.
Oh wait a sec I'll play this slow.
What's the newbie newbie? Friendslop?
Is Friendslop like the RV game and like the one where you're climbing the
mountain. I think it's fine that that's a genre. But I don't know. Sometimes I wish they would
Try and go a little more out there.
Fuck, he saw me.
Like sometimes I feel like people are just like when they're like a lot of the time when
devs are making games, they're like, let's make this thing, you know, like let's make
this with small twist let's make this with you know different setting it's like okay well why
don't you just make your own fucking thing why does it always have to be like those more derivative
yeah which they were bolder
Hey Ulyss, you heard him.
Oh my god.
It's not the kettlebell killer, it's someone else.
And they're improvising.
Where's my fucking crowbar, guys?
Oh, I have it already.
That's fine.
Okay.
I actually like the shotgun more than this.
I'm gonna drop this one.
Hey, where's my briefcase?
Oh my god.
Where the fuck did I drop my briefcase?
It's in the water!
They're gonna take my briefcase!
If I ever get super mega rich,
i'll make a bunch of really shitty games that are very weird
i don't know i gotta think of it
i don't want you guys to steal my ideas
I can't tell you yet.
The Hentai dating app I'm pretty sure happened.
And the fitness app where you like level up, like it's RuneScape, also happened.
I don't know if any of those were successful because they were kind of memes, but...
I need it. Can someone design an app? That's like a dog training app where it basically
takes you you have it like an iPad or something set up that like takes a 3d image of your room and
also we could like sell the data or whatever which is probably how we make most of our money
and then you 3d analyze a dog and when it starts going in a squatting animation it like blares
a sound like hey you don't stop pooping in the fucking dying room
Zoom!
Because I could use that.
It'll be done by tomorrow, thanks.
Could also work on humans.
Probably a low, you know, probably not as needed, but a little more niche.
There's a door.
I have a key.
It's pointless breaking that open.
on lazy blue collar workers? Oh my god. The destruction which this app will cause. I
always sleep on my side, I can't sleep on my back unless I'm so tired I could sleep like
in a chair something which sometimes happens to me
it's kind of annoying to get to
peep
God damn it. Why do they have every door locked in this place?
Maybe I can climb to the other side.
Maybe?
Yeah, we'll have to remember to get that because I don't want to lose that.
What type of garden is supposed to be for this area?
Where did I get the base- oh, I remember now, this is some random shit I found.
Probably get him with the letter opener.
And I'll leave it with it again. We're gonna wait for this guy to turn around though.
Let's bounce.
why would you eat pants I don't know what you're referring to I have no idea
what you're talking about
Chetty's gone mad
oh what's up Connor now I know you're talking about
hope your move went well oh shit
Let's go this way.
What's that dark name I can't read?
I hope you're doing well.
Damn it!
I lose my d- no wait, no I still have it.
That's weird.
I wonder why I dropped it before.
I'll play Dangeronpa 2x2.
I'm not playing 3.
Why is your monitor so dark?
Because I've had eye problems in the past and it's just, I've gotten used to it.
I probably could up the brightness a little bit, but I am comfortable with it the way that it is.
Why don't we wear sunglasses?
I mean, I guess I could. That'd be kind of weird.
I think people would make fun of me if I wear sunglasses.
Do you have blue light filter glasses?
I think I do.
I forget it's been so long since I got these glasses.
Just looking how fucking far we made it.
This is my new personal best other than that one magical run I had like three years ago.
Since returning this is the best run I've ever had.
But we're really bad at prestige missions.
Really fucking bad.
I've provided you with new intel.
We're gonna do this one.
probably gonna kill him with their remote classic explosive duck.
I don't know why I say we, I'm just so used to it from like speedrunning and being like oh my god.
I think I did it because
I don't know if I did it originally like cynically because I wanted you guys to feel more involved
or because I wanted you guys to feel more involved.
But it's like straight up my brain to the point where I will be alone and say we.
Like I will be playing a game alone in my underwear in the dark and be like damn dude
we gotta clutch this one out.
It's like well there's no one here.
Why do I say that?
What's wrong with me?
Actually, I don't really need the letter opener because I have the assassin pistol.
I'm going to get another nonlethal.
I'm going to get the kettlebell.
We've been slacking on kettlebell.
I'm thinking.
My prom is my eyes are really dry because my people are really big.
So with my eyes taken, more light than normal and it dries them out or some shit like that.
Welcome to Veneto Yates, Argentine.
This is it.
We've tracked down the Syndicate leader.
You need to identify the target first.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
As to why they are here, well, we know this.
I used to have contacts too.
Like I don't only wear contacts.
And I'd also, um, kinda, like I'd have contacts that were like dailies and I'd leave them in
sometimes when I slept, which isn't that great.
Nah, I didn't take Aki-Chain.
My eyes are pretty good now.
They thought that I, I'm like talking about this last stream, I swear.
They thought that I was going to have to use eye drops in the winter for the rest of my
life.
No one else is around, right?
But I was good.
Once I swapped glasses and changed my brightness shit around, I was fine.
oh dude I should have run a sniper on this map fuck I forgot
alright
they're too far away for me to use the camera
Oh, I need to collate kill explosion anyways, never mind, I can't use a sniper.
Fuck, maybe I shouldn't have picked collate kill explosion because if they escape I'm
kind of screwed.
Like I'm not going to be able to shoot them off from a distance, I'm going to have
to get close and chuck a rubber ducky at them.
Yeah, you got permission to swag out.
Do people even say swag anymore?
Keep being vigilance, soldier.
Earrings?
I don't see them.
Not you.
Swag is making a comeback.
I don't like the word swag that much.
Which other words made comebacks?
That motherfucker's bald.
Could be him.
Maybe.
He doesn't have a hat though.
I'm going to say prime suspect, but we'll come back to her.
Can't really tell if she's a necklace or I can't tell if she has earrings.
What did it say? I can't remember which one.
It's a pepless chick.
It's like a new character, Mom. I've never seen that ship before.
It's not her.
Check the lower.
We'll check lower and then we'll check that house
Check do you want kids at some point
Can't see fucking anything
I can't tell. I can't fucking tell.
Not. No necklace.
I cannot believe how much this guy pukes. It's impressive.
Where'd the Prime Suspect go? Oh, I see.
Let's go up again.
Ah, you know what, let's go this way.
Fuck, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
I want kids, but I don't think there's a good enough wife for me.
Just the fact that you're watching my stream right now at whatever time it is in the night
means I agree with you.
I like the confidence a lot.
You deserve something good.
I don't think I'll see it.
You won't see it.
I've never went that way.
I wonder if that way is good.
I don't really want to test it right now.
But it might be a good idea.
Let's try it out.
What the hell am I going?
Oh, I see how this works.
I just have the same problem on this side.
Oh, let me scale it.
Haha, my girlfriend is sitting on my lap and watching with me and she can't sub, you know,
nerdy and pathetic you all are.
She doesn't understand Twitch chat.
Is she laughing at me?
Does she think I'm funny?
There should be like a 1% chance you fail jumping into the ledge.
What's her snap?
Okay, Siri
I'm going to swap back to the gout show and return because the only other person up here
Left.
Now I gotta blow them up. Whoever we find, I gotta kill them with the collateral kill explosion.
And I really, really hope we don't fuck it up.
God damn it, they're going right back up south.
too far away it could absolutely be him
in fact it's almost most likely to be him
I can't tell if my fucker has earrings.
You have to get so close to see it.
Thank you to the raid Liam. I hope you had a good stream.
Chat and new Raiders, you're about to witness the best hitman run I've ever had.
But we're trying not to screw up.
We're trying not to screw up.
And also after this hitman run I'm taking three weeks off, but I'll play some Mario
Kart first.
No, I know Liam.
He's one of like the seven people I follow on Twitter that I don't have muted and I
don't think because he never tweets.
Or if he does tweet I muted him and I forgot I muted him.
Not sure.
What's up, Liam?
Thanks for the raid.
We have to find out if this guy has earrings or not.
And I can't tell.
But if he gets too close for fucked, oh my god he's got earrings.
Alright.
It's like almost certainly this guy.
we just saw him read
could be her maybe
I'm not sure
I only have one explosive so we have to make
absolutely positively sure it's that guy
We got one chance.
Oh my god, it could be her, too.
Wait, that doesn't count as gray, right?
That's like blonde.
Or is that gray?
I think it's blonde.
Either there's a tax loophole for taking vacations or culminates.
Dude, my screen is really dark.
It's hard for me to see stuff.
I'm terrible at this, I'm terrible at the suspect missions, but the regular missions
I'm actually way better at.
Alright, I'm going to trust you guys.
Let's go back up.
I need to investigate absolutely everyone.
So far, there's one other person that has the same, like all four on the side, but the
shitty thing is, I don't know, I've only seen, I've seen that guy read, I haven't
anyone else read. It's kind of suss.
So we're at like a, I don't know what they're called. It's like a breakpoint
mission. I have to kill one of these purple guys, but only one of them is
the leader. The rest are like innocent, but they
have like assassins guarding them and the assassins can like one tap me in the
phase so I don't want to learn them but the other thing I have to do is if you
look in the top left there's collateral kill I have to collateral kill but I only
have one bomb so like I have one fucking I got one chance
gotta make a count
Yeah, she's the other one.
What are you doing?
What are you doing by Belka?
What do you mean by Belka?
I don't understand you guys.
Is that an emo?
Shit!
Also, if any of these dudes with dots over their heads gets suspicious of me, I'm fucked.
I'm going the other way, this is too sketchy.
Maybe I should just go for it.
I turn off all my animated emotes because there was a horse cheer emote that someone was spamming
and I couldn't figure out how to stop it.
So I turn off everything and it didn't fix it and then I figured out how to fix it.
Do other people have to deal with that horse thing?
Other than horse, that's a different kind of horse thing.
There's like this cheer emote where it's like a horse laughing that like
shows up over the chat and makes a big noise.
It's really annoying. If you haven't seen it before, you're lucky.
I made a pretty decent amount of money on it though, because someone donated like 5,500 bits of it in 50-bit chunks.
Which means he had it over the chat 110 times.
Can I go this way?
That's so weird.
God damn it, it could be her.
Let's see what she's doing.
She's reading too!
Oh my god!
I don't know who it is.
So far, you've just taken photos of a lady walking around?
No, I took photos of some old guy walking around too.
This guy.
Hello there.
She's definitely got earrings.
I think.
She's definitely got earrings, I think.
See that little yellow line on the side of her head?
If she eats, or goes to a meeting, actually I haven't seen either of these guys go to
meetings yet.
These are the two prime suspects.
There's one other suspect I haven't seen yet, but honestly,
they keep evading me, and it would be really unlucky.
If these guys go to a meeting together, I am mind-fucked.
I'd seriously would probably just throw the explosion at both of them and just hope for the best.
I can't tell what he's doing.
He's loitering.
Is that a bad thing?
Oh, that's a meeting, dude.
They have to exchange something?
Fuck, I don't know if they exchange anything.
Don't they all go to meetings?
I don't know, I don't think so.
Otherwise, how would that be a tell if they all went?
He's still reading.
Dude she read like a magazine, he's reading a book.
So he's like extra bookworm.
We gotta see if this guy eats something.
I might go up the floor if that guy passes, because they're both up there.
He keeps going into that side room that I don't know if I can get in.
I'm going to go around.
It's gonna stop puking, man.
could be her too
I'll tell if she's got earrings.
Chad, she got earrings?
Does anyone have eyes like to tell?
I can't tell.
God, she twisted her head.
I don't think she's got him.
She doesn't have it.
Alright, it's just down to these two.
They both have all the traits.
He's at another meeting.
Oh my god.
Dude, it's hard to tell.
Whoever eats first blows up.
I haven't learned anyone yet. I'm getting better at moving through this area. Normally
Everyone gets suspicious me in like five seconds
You better not eat anything. Oh
My god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
She
Oh my god
Yeah, I know
So we have
The guy has gone to the meeting
Well, I'm meeting and he's red
She has read and she's ate food if someone eats something
Or if someone reads like a magazine in this game, is that the same as bookworm?
I mean if she goes to a meeting
Can you move cam so we can see the suspect clues
It's a handover, I'm just gonna tell you because I don't feel like moving it.
It's handover meeting, bookworm, foodie.
That other guy hasn't had anything to eat.
You know he could have path to the food multiple times and he just won't do it
It's gonna be so hard to escape from here though because like the way I had to killers get really closer and throw an explosive duck
Which is gonna alert absolutely every fucking person in the world
It can genuinely take ten minutes within a path to food.
What would you do, person who sounds like they know what they're talking about?
Would you...
Do you think it's her?
I haven't seen her go to a meeting, but I haven't been paying like super close attention
to her.
He's gone to a meeting.
We've seen it.
They might be going to a meeting right now.
there's no safe way for me to do this that I know of I got one bomb she's going
upstairs if you had a poison gun I do have a poison gun
That's a really good idea. The problem is it's
Kind of likely that I'm gonna get spotted by poison here because I always get spotted poisoning people
So I might just lose my chance, you know, like I have one moment where no one suspects me
And I got like five seconds to run away after I throw the duck
I might be wasting my time with the poison gun and then like all the assassins shoot me in like two seconds
You know, I...
I like your idea.
I'm gonna try and poison the other guy, cause he goes into that side area like all the time.
And I'm gonna hope I can get away with it, we'll see.
It's hard to move through these areas.
What the fuck is she doing?
Can I go in here?
Oh yeah I can.
It's the bathroom.
He likes the Yankees.
We're going to clear out the bathroom so nothing bad happens.
And the next time he comes in here I can hit him with a dart.
If he goes to this bathroom, well, shit, we just got unlucky, what can you do?
It's too risky to try and move him from one bathroom to another, just in case someone shows
up. Actually I might do it. I might actually do it. No, it's around. No, I won't do it.
I won't do it. The targets will die of old age. Dude, this is like the farthest I've
gotten. I have to be careful.
Oh my god, I had a chance to do it and now his guard's gonna come in. If his guard sees me, I lose.
Oh my god, that's so close.
No!
He's gonna want to have you dude
Okay, a little bit of blood on the ground, that's fine.
I don't care about Cigar meeting.
We're going to poison him.
Does that work?
If I poison him, we're going to check it.
Poison target and medic.
Does that mean they're not the target?
He ain't the one.
He had secret meeting, not handover.
Oh, there's a difference.
Okay.
That's good to know.
So you're gonna have secret meeting or handover meeting.
Dude fuck that, I'm not calling anything.
I don't want anyone to go in that room.
I'm just gonna throw the bunny at the only person that it could possibly be.
It has to be that chick.
Wait, it's not a bunny.
What is it?
It's a duck.
I'm gonna throw the duck.
It has to be her.
I just make up shit, I don't know.
Should have killed him and if you don't feel the campaign it's not him.
I don't like that logic.
What if I don't kill him, blow up the lady and it's not her, I don't instantly lose
anyways, I still have a chance.
She's in a really awkward spot.
When the duck isn't collateral, collateral would be when it blows up.
I'll buy another bomb from the cellar if I need it.
Or if she wastes enough time in her pathing is weird.
Which also might happen.
It's just hard to get to her.
I don't want to, like, cross all these dots and then end up in a bad situation.
I'm going back around. Dude, if we fail this mission, I'm gonna be so sad.
It's like a 30-minute mission.
How do I even do this successfully? Like, seriously?
I'm gonna chuck this and like a hundred people are gonna see me
Like what would you guys do in the scenario I just I just throw it and just run before it blows up
Drop it instead of throwing it
I'll try it oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
That's such a good idea to just drop it.
Every single time I've ever thrown it I like chuck it at someone's head and everyone stares
at me.
I just hope I don't get sniped from a million miles away by an assassin in like two seconds,
I think I'm alright. Oh my god, they're flaying towards me.
Oh, I think we did it.
That's not okay.
I just say we.
I can say I.
Alright, we're on the final phase.
I'm on the final phase.
There's one more phase, yeah.
There's like two missions, then a finale. Then three missions, then a finale.
Four missions finale, now we're on the final one.
I haven't tell that there are more connected so you can finish the job.
Take them all down and you will be well rewarded. Get back to me when you're ready.
All right this will be important. Don't want to do Seagal.
I don't want to do Ambrose Island but the recipes are pretty good.
If I could get through Ambrose Island.
I don't know, maybe.
No.
That other one's better.
Man, I just don't want to do Isla Seagal.
No, I'm not doing Colorado either.
Is Argentina even on these?
Is Argentina on any of these?
Okay, Argentina's on that one.
Well, it's in Creek.
I don't really want to do that much.
But it's not horrible
I don't know I
Think I'm gonna pick this one
I can end on Argentina
New York's pretty free Wilson Creek is easy. I'm just not that good at it. Hokkaido is kind of hard
but I think I'm good at it.
Maldives, I'm getting a lot better at it.
I feel pretty good at Maldives.
Amber-Silent, not good at, not good at, not good at.
What's up, Mindy?
The problem is, I don't think I can check missions
until like, like, Bangkok don't wanna do.
Mumbai don't wanna do, can't do that one.
Colorado's just a no-go.
I think this is the other one, but I'd rather end on Argentina, so I'm gonna do I'm gonna do this one.
I don't care about the potential objectives because they're just like the mini objectives.
They just give me like money.
Which is nice, but
Sigal pisses me off because there's like a couple guys that I seriously just don't
know how to kill and I always pick timed on it which doesn't help but even if it wasn't
timed it's still like really annoying.
All right, let's see what the missions are.
Do epic SMG.
I love my deck.
back back back back back
actually just to keep it exciting let's do new york i think i'm gonna do new york
easier
you know i don't know
bucket let's just get a kind of out of the way
how to do all
seax are gonna
win pretty hard i think
i got my luchess it was uh... legendary sniper rifle
all you're talking about the thing next to it
yeah i probably didn't forget that
i'll go back for
But Kaido, I was horrible at, like I lost every time and then I spent like an hour just doing
Freelancer runs where I was just like failing runs over and over and just like picking it.
And then there's like a couple guards that I feel are really easy to take outfits from.
And then there's like a couple sneaky paths you can take where like it kind of mindfucks
the guards.
It's still easy to end up in scenarios like, you know that big atrium area?
It's really easy to get into like a bunch of bad shit in like a certain of the areas.
Or like the guards in the top of the lab, bro.
If it tells me I have to kill those, we are fucked.
But...
Ah, let's just go.
No, wait.
Mmm...
I might ditch the kettlebell.
I have a wrench and a crowbar, and I kind of want a ladder opener.
Sorry, kettlebell.
I'm swapping up on my day ones.
Do you think I should ditch the crowbar?
The crowbar is good though, because it can break open doors and shit.
Alright, I'll ditch the crowbar, fine.
Let me make sure I got this...
Yeah, let's go.
I think the wrench was too weak, so I needed to ditch something up 3. That's why I ditched the crowbar.
Oh, this prep... it's the death.
Oh, we got this shit, man. Come on, we got this shit.
I've been better on the regular missions.
I got some cool stuff do I have the short baller I have no I have the gold baller dude
I'm buying that shit. I could always use another son's legendary
Thank you, you know where I am if you need anything. Oh shit
Alright, what are we working with?
Guy like right next to us outside, and then guy in Oregon storage.
That's actually awkward.
I don't know how I feel about that.
We'll get the guy outside first, and then we'll submachine and kill the guy in Oregon
storage.
If it's like the more maybe I'm wrong
Kettlebell will remember that dude I brought the kettlebell the kettlebell cannot be upset
at me there's no bad vibes all right let's see how good the accuracy in this
gold weapon is please be sicko mode
Oh shit it's just that guy, this is so easy.
This guy paths away. Oh, I gotta kill him with the deck. I gotta remember that.
We're gonna do this. Just get this guy out of the way.
Then I can have the red outfit.
I assume the red guy will come back to where we want him.
Hello! I know you're here.
This is why the kettlebell is the best.
Kettlebell never fails me.
Uh-oh.
That's a different body.
Oh, yeah, change off from it.
Actually we're gonna do this, we're gonna change into this guy and then we're gonna shoot him
and then change as we leave so that even if someone sees us we should be alright.
We gotta kill him with the deck.
We're gonna wait for the path back.
Two of the guys we're worried about aren't even around anymore.
Should be good.
Snap the neck.
Why are you guys so brutal, man?
They don't even notice me.
Well done, Peterson. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Return to the safe house, collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
Just get out of my way, please.
sounds guns are so OP I it wouldn't have mattered that much because like his next
pat like part of his path was even closer to me and then I could have just
let her open her in only read like the first kill though yeah I admit that was
OP shit that's pretty sweet that's what I'm saying if you bring a sounds pistol
every one of your missions you haven't even beaten the game you got to play again
you need to just walk in with a kettlebell and a banana and figure out
how to play the game
I can do both these we do shoddy
No, I still like Fable.
I just felt like plain noida today.
We'll ditch the short baller, you know what actually we'll keep this.
Nah. Fuck, I don't know.
I have a covert shy.
Let's see, I might bring it.
It's pretty good.
I guess the silenced pistol is kind of just like a better letter opener because I'm so
So we used to using letter opener.
The setup's good.
Hey Clint, sorry if you're fully aware of this, but I wanted to remind you in hardcore, every
map is alerted.
That means targets in all suspects and showdowns are enforcers for all guard disguises.
Conversely, this means powerful civilians' disguises let you walk right up to targets.
I see.
I was familiar with a bunch of them being enforcers, but I wasn't sure if enforcers only worked
on guard disguises.
That's weird.
the civilian disguises end up being better and alerted. I don't know who Diana Burnwood
is. Oh, you just, oh, she's the mystical voice, my schizo voice. She sounds cool. I don't
I don't remember there being a camera here.
Oh wait, yeah I do.
I think it takes one step forward.
Wow, he really checked it out. Good job.
How about you play through the anthology and find out who Diana is?
No.
I do think it'd be kind of cool to try and like perfect assassin or whatever it's called
every mission this guy probably won't ever move but I'll still knock him out
anyways he's not under a camera right
Oh, I thought there was a silenced gun, it's a hammer, all right.
Two targets way up high, alright.
Bring my kit about because I work out.
I might be able to trip this guy into like right here, which would be pretty good.
I think if he gets to the, like, move is a little bit closer.
Eh, he's gone farther away, fuck.
Maybe I'll just have him look at me and chase him over here.
The problem is they can see me, which isn't so good.
Let's try this.
That's what I'll probably do.
I'll have him chase me, put him here.
And then I hope that those guys don't see it
Should I maybe I could get him even here and so yeah, yeah, I'm gonna try that fucking let me get a little closer
Yeah, dude, I'm on a God run right now
Yesterday I could barely get past the first fucking mission now. I take like 30 minutes per mission, but I have freakin owning
Never heard of Fent before, but you made it look super fun.
What the hell are you talking about?
Seriously, what's he smoking?
Let's fucking look at me.
What a noob.
What a freaking noob.
Oh, shit, there's a disguise in this corner?
I never do that.
Oh, oh my god, another propane tank.
Dude.
I'm the propane tank knowledge king.
I don't know where the fuck she is.
She is a huge pathing.
I've never even been in this room.
Oh yeah.
in like the main room. Can I just shoot her right now? You think anyone would notice this?
Clueless? Maybe we'll wait a little bit.
I'm not gonna play any more than you do.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the system.
Never mind.
Return to the safe house.
Collect your stuff.
I'll be in touch.
Trusty Kettlebell.
I will!
God damn it!
trusty crowbar
How does this guy not give a shit?
What a god she's the one that cares
What the fuck what am I supposed to do he's gonna gun me down if I won't pass my bet
You can just run past them
Oh my god, I don't know.
We're dead.
We made it.
Yes.
Dude, I'm not going to shoot him.
Shoot him? It's just gonna make everyone more suspicious than me. I don't trust that shit.
I don't rule like that.
Probably should have saved the crowbar because I think I lost the crowbar, but...
Oops.
Now you can always get the kettlebell.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
We're so close, we're four missions off.
I'm scared of Whittleton Creek, I'm scared, I'm not that scared of Mondays.
The melee kill epic is going to be better.
Let's just do...
Let's...
I say we just do Ambrose Island right now with the melee thing because it really shouldn't
be that hard and I don't want to have to do I don't want to be forced into like
timed something when I have no options on Ambrose Ion like I could probably do
timed on Haven I could probably do timed on Wilton Creek the problem is
this is gonna be the hardest one for me that's left so I'm a little nervous
Maybe I should wait one more and just do like the melee kill on Maldives.
This saves pretty easy too.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm just gonna do Maldives.
This is getting closer.
Now we gotta do all of them at some point.
Save them all, these is free, but killing some of them melee is free as fuck.
I almost always have at least one of my targets where I take them out where I throw something
at their face and then I just choke them out.
Like I throw letter opens of people all the time.
That's one of my favorite things to use.
Bring the baseball.
Doesn't throw count as melee.
If I, it says melee kill epic, yeah.
Like if I throw the katana at their face, it's a melee kill.
I swear it counts.
I swear I've done it.
I'll try and test it this time.
I think I even did it earlier this run
Don't pay a briefcase
All right, let's see what's going who we working with all three are on this side. I don't actually like that that much
Let's get into Skies.
This worked pretty well the last couple of times so we'll just do it again.
I don't think the cameras matter, but...
I like how points doesn't do anything and follow doesn't do anything. We don't have that kind of technology.
Alligations.
What the fuck?
No one noticed while.
That's right.
I want to see if this guy, I forget if this guy goes out the, if he shows, if he shows
I'll kill him with the gold baller.
I might be able to do this.
That's too risky.
One way I've killed like the people up here before is I'll lure them to like this spot
up there but she sees so then you wait for her to leave and then you like change outfits
and then jump off I want to see where this gate goes wait a second hold up hold up where
are we going promise all three like that one person on the outskirts we can get like
easy peasy. But like these other two are kind of like where everyone is. Which is annoying.
This guy is slow as shit. Here we go. Come on, come over here. Fuck. That's really
was before so his paths really tight you know it's probably better if I just go on
the other side. And no one would see me here, I don't think. Unless she hears me. You think
How long does she hear me?
Oh fuck.
Well she's gonna hear me.
What are you doing?
Get out of here!
Oh my god...
We're going somewhere else.
She wants you?
I don't know about that.
I could do some crazy ass shot from over here, maybe.
I have a better idea, it's the same one as the old one.
They should have added more maps instead of making all the- for the Freelancer instead
to add in all the DLC. I know they probably wouldn't make as much money, but maybe they
would because people would buy the game. Like who the fuck is buying all the DLC at this
point? So much freaking DLC. This guy might be in a really good spot. Oh my god. Oh
Oh, yeah.
Just taking a katana on my back.
That guy had some serious fucking confidence.
Wait! I left my katana! Oh shit dude, I need that.
Take it out of his ass.
He got we deserved
I don't even think I'm supposed to be up here. I think well actually I'm security they probably let me in
I don't think I want to be up here
Let's just wait for some sick angle
No!
Who the fuck is shooting at me?
No!
I'm not shooting at you!
Who the fuck is shooting at me get out
Oh my god
Man what the fuck how did that guy see me that's crazy
Yeah, that's shit scared me really bad at least our path the exit was clearing
3 missions away.
Silence pistol kill epic.
We gotta do Ambrose Island at some point.
This is an easy mission, let's just fucking do it.
I've never finished a hardcore run.
I've gotten a lot better at the regular missions, I still feel like I suck so much at the finale,
So I'm really nervous about the finale.
I have had more success on the finale with...
Um...
What is it?
That fucking map...
Oh yeah, Argentina.
I've had more success with Argentina, so I'm hoping.
Bring it up, Banana.
For good luck.
Having extra pistols in the inventory means extra ammo for the silencer.
Yeah, but like I fire like two bullets I
Just don't ever see scenario. I'm I never really fire this thing
Like how many bullets do you have just like base I fire like seven shots
Base? I think it gives me like 35 bullets. That's fine. I'll be all right.
We have the short baller.
Ambrose Island is one of my worst maps.
It's not a good map for me, but it's not unplayable.
It's not unplayable.
It's not Colorado.
It's not Seagal.
I don't think it's suspicious of me and like the moment I move.
Previous actions are the ones I alert, so you need to be tactical.
You know what to do about yourself.
Alright, there's one guy forever away.
Let's try and get this guy.
Okay, I can't go that way.
There seems like there's a path this way.
I don't know if this is a good idea.
Because I think this guy might see this.
My sleep schedule sucks.
It's possibly the worst sleep schedule in the history of sleep schedules.
I don't think he sees me.
It's very, very, very, very bad.
I said we just pop them and leave.
Okay, never mind.
I've already fucked up.
Well...
Okay, good.
Oh god.
It's not over.
Come on red guy.
If I can just pop him and get out.
I want to go back to my original outfit.
Orange people freak me out.
I like that other spawn on this map where you're near that dude who's like a massive
dork and he's like but I don't know how to get there it's probably near western
beach
why do you play as mr. clean
I'm Mr. Clean.
I'm the Agent 47.
I don't know what the pathings of these guys are like.
I'd like their outfits though.
this guy. He's just a regular dude. What's he doing? I'll just learn in a like here
There's something that's concealed, okay good.
Yeah, that'll work.
That'll be you. That'll be you.
That'll be you.
I was playing fantasy football and I was, I forget.
Like I said, I was playing it. Like I'm like actively doing anything.
I forget I had a player. Oh, yeah. I remember was RJ Harvey RJ Harvey had like a super late like 60-yard touchdown and Dylan was freaking out about it
And I was like that'll do RJ that'll do
So whenever I think of that guy I always think of donkey now
Then I think of Shrek
Shrek's such a good fucking movie.
Hey, which one's better, Shrek 1 or Shrek 2?
Me and Dylan are arch nemesis.
We never actually hang out.
I think one's better, but two's like pretty impressive because most of the time sequels
suck ass.
It's just too classic, man.
Hello, it's I.
Wait, let me pick up my gun.
So you guys don't see that, right?
You don't see what's over there?
Everything's cool.
I won't notice that.
All right, sweet.
You know, I played Shrek Super Party through Dolphin
like a couple of months ago.
It was fucking awesome.
It was just as good as I remember.
Well, almost as good as I remember.
because I remember it is like one of the greatest games of all time which it probably isn't
I might just have a UB that's quite the offer
shrink I want to be good
What the fuck would I need a $15,000 crowbar?
I'm gonna get both of these.
Man shrink guns better.
Cause of aura.
I'll just get this cause of fucking.
If you need more, you know where to find me.
Wow, this looks cool.
So there's a bunch of people just standing around.
That's great. I love that.
Dude, I don't want to use my explosive ducky on this.
But I also don't want to insta-die.
I'm gonna throw the duck
You think I got an angle the promise there's just too many people
Like if that guy sees me I'm fucked
Actually, I'm not really fucked. Let me
Just plan how I run out of here. So it's jammed
Okay, yeah, I can do this.
I can shoot through the window, I think.
I just need to make sure the timing's right.
Dude, look at this fuck.
Get out of here.
Actually, I think it's better just to do this.
It seems like the angle is tighter and people aren't going to see it.
Now other one is worse.
I don't want any of those guys seeing me.
That would be absolute worst case.
If the woman sees, I can get away in time before something bad happens because she
I'll have to talk to a guard and then be like blah blah blah.
That may be the second guy who would see me.
I really wanted to save the duck just in case I have like an explosion mission I
need to do you know like collateral explosive I guess I can you know it's
easier but I want to save it for the end just in case I need it I don't know
the easiest way to get up here where am I dude what the fuck how do you even get
over here
This has got to be a path.
There's no way this is a path.
Really?
Huh.
Alright.
Will you continue, please, after you beat Hardcore?
That is one of the most optimistic things someone from chat has ever said.
You know how many people have said, I will never ever beat this mode no matter how hard
I try?
they were incorrect, but
to blow that up
What is a camera on me?
Where is it?
There it is.
Hey, who the hell are you?
Over here, alright.
That's enough.
Certainly.
Man, I've got stuff put on the ground.
I completed my mission, right?
Hold on.
What was my mission?
You guys remember I don't have to do anything specific with this guy, right?
Please unblock me on snap
There was someone that was like calling me that I blocked and they asked politely to unblock and I'll unblock them
I don't know who it was. I forget
But if you're blocked on my snap dude, there's a really good reason you're blocked my snap. Oh
It sounds pistol kill oh shit easy
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Bro, I'm sorry. But you're gonna walk into something that you're not ready for.
I did it for your own good.
Where'd I even escape on this map? 200 meters away? What the fuck?
Hey! He said he had somewhere to be, but he got into my personal...
What do I need to leave?
Like a screwdriver?
Oh fuck.
Why is there only one escape that works on this stupid map?
He's gonna tell me I can't go this way.
I'd have to stop you this time.
God damn it!
We'll go down the other way then.
Take him out. It's too risky.
Like, if they get a gunshot off, I'm fucked.
I'd rather not risk anything.
I don't know why I'm not getting any money.
Damn, that's so far away.
The other thing too is like, sometimes they'll just knock out people near, you know, like the car or the boat.
But if they don't have the key, like you're so fucked.
And I don't know this map at all.
We're chillin'.
I think Freelancer's fun as fuck.
This was...
All things considered, not that bad.
We had that stupid shit at the beginning of the mission, but...
But, that went okay.
The only hitman I played was Absolution, other than this one.
I also played a hitman phone game where it was like a puzzle.
It was alright.
I've never played the story in this game.
Oh wait, I think I played the first two missions.
There's like a Russian mission where he's in like a...
jet I think play that one all right three people on Wilton Creek then
Argentina
let's do a saw rifle epic
the trusty RS-15 I will still bring the short baller because this is the run
I'm not gonna bring the trunk because I need to bring
The kettlebell
I think noise really fun
It's very odd
Like I don't understand the upper area at all
And I was surprised like even go that way. I just thought it was weird that if you get like I
I thought it was weird that I have this shit and then blow up walls and
If like right after you start the mission if you stay near the top and go right you see like this son or whatever
But didn't really seem like it was
Yeah
I should have a crowbar.
Alright.
Safe journey, Forteson.
Hey, Mr. Son.
It was a light outside, I get scared, close the blinds.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek.
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Don't disappoint, 47.
who we working on every way okay that guy should be easy
so all these should be pretty easy
but I'll find a way to fuck it up
like everyone has a gun on this map so if anything goes wrong
I could just go in that house
I could just go in this house and just shoot through the windows
I could just go in this house and shoot through the windows
house and just shoot through the windows.
I'll go gold balling, short balling or whatever.
Oh, that's a wall.
well that was easy. Wait I should probably hide my gun. That was cool.
But you're so damn good at games. Thank you
Don't get too excited yet
I feel like someone's gonna I'm gonna like do something stupid running out here
Gunna Abuser? Someone told me that like the way that, what was it? I forget if it was
super atriot. The way that they play is they bring two silent snipers? Come on man, come
on man. I'm walking with a banana after I've failed a mission and do timed whatever.
You better get two silent assassin options at a timed objective.
I can do timed.
Time ain't nothing.
Oh, it's very likely that I failed this, but it's still cool that I got to the last
missions.
I'm pretty proud of that.
And it's Mendoza.
What's the final thing gonna be?
Silence pistol kill epic?
Bro, nah, so easy.
Now I'm not doing a range meeting. I have learned never to do a range meeting.
Last year you see all next year. There's no point in bringing a sniper because I'm gonna have to finish with sound pistol anyways.
I almost did that though.
On this map I don't really feel like I need the key card thing.
If you mess this free mission, this is not free. Are you fucking kidding me? I've lost on this so many times
This is not free. Don't try and jinx me. I
Don't know how much stuff because I wasted a lot of it. I have the shrank gun, but I still want a kettlebell
Like I like what I have
It's not over.
Like I don't know.
I'm just bringing what I got.
Pute gun, concussive duck, which I probably will never use.
Professional str- actually you know what, I'm not- dude there's no way I use this.
I'm dropping it.
I'm bringing a baseball.
Duck in, close chat, nah.
Alright.
Legendary duck, short baller, kettlebell,
puke gun, baseball.
All right.
Safe journey, 47.
Yeah, Legendary works.
I was using the Legendary on the other mission.
Juna wants to send my lab- Juna, this is not the time.
Okay, I need to lock in- you can't distract me and lay on the keyboard right now.
Welcome to the Medio Yates, Argentine.
Good work, 47.
We've finally tracked down the Syndicate leaders' whereabouts.
However, we do not know where we're going to-
I feel like I'm going to do something really stupid.
You'll have to do some recon, but watch your step.
They're on high alert to help you.
We have the following information.
They are participating in a handover.
As for the little identification we have on them,
we know that they have blonde hair.
They are wearing a hat and has a tattoo.
We also know that the target enjoys reading,
and they see themselves as a person who has more.
Why is it always the people who read
and the people who eat food.
Okay, they're all down there. Let's go.
He's gonna throw on purpose. I'm not gonna throw.
I might, well, I might throw, but I'm not gonna throw on purpose.
I don't remember this door being a- oh wait, never mind, I do remember.
She's got a hat.
She's blonde.
She has glasses and she has a tattoo.
Oh my god!
What if I just pop her right now?
Probably not a good idea.
like I don't want to do it oh my god she's reading bro I'd say it's like 50% chance it's
her I like those odds man I like those odds it's 100% her oh god don't give data by the
last level I don't I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do it it's just it's just
stupid it's almost certainly her but I just she's in such a good spot too I
could shoot both them right here but it's gonna make everyone freak out it knows
your will and patience is weak the last levels full of bait I'm gonna do you guys
trick of me I think I'm gonna do it
run away oh my god run away
I don't know if this door is open.
You were so close to getting one tapped.
I know dude, I was freaking out.
I still might be fucked.
Oh god, it's not unlocked.
I'm nervous.
real nervous. What does that mean when the assassin is alert? Does that mean I'm dead?
I need to lay low for a while.
Oh my god.
I don't know how to get to those exits though.
When it says they're alerted, they don't know like literally where I'm standing, right?
there's no way
of
He's not over there, is he?
Hopefully not.
Oh shit, who's that guy?
picking up the guns that's alright that's fine you can do that oh my god who the
fuck are you dude who the hell is that how have you not fled bro a giant area
with 10 trillion people around the one to kill me if I change disguises they
shouldn't know I am right
dude I'm not chill I've done this map before and gotten like tapped in the
face I'm not I'm not taking this easily
oh my god oh my fucking god
going this way
Dude, you guys have no idea how much bragging I can do when I win this.
It's gonna be insane.
That's why we have to win!
I don't know if I go far up here, if they're gonna, like, say that I'm bad.
Oh my god, we did it. We actually did it. Holy shit.
I'm so glad you guys convinced me to just popper. Oh my god.
We only looked at one suspect.
That was crazy lucky.
That was in luck.
What are you talking about?
That was knowing how likely it was that it was her.
I knew.
I just fucking knew.
I knew it.
It was fate.
true that was speedrun shit do people do timed runs of hitman like freelancer I
know it'd be kind of goofy because of like how volatile it would be
Collect yourself and let me know I dream
That was so awesome
See if she holds the record
Damn, I don't know what to do with myself.
I didn't think I'd complete this this fast.
That was pretty lucky.
Another campaign.
I think it'd be cool that I have like a timed campaign so that I can hold it over
like other people who beat it you know like super came in here and was like I
just don't think you're you're like freelancer material yeah he can suck it
Hreak thought I hadn't even completed the casual one yet it's like broke come
on you don't think I can beat the casual I don't know if did Squeaks ever
beat the, um, ever beat hardcore?
Alright, so now I can brag and hold it over him, which is even better?
Oh my god.
Of course Moomoo did it dude, Moomoo's a gamer, just like me.
That's why.
It makes perfect sense.
I might do a couple of rounds of Mario Kart just because I'm so amped up right now.
There's no way I fall asleep.
I feel like I got lightning coursing through my veins.
I'm so fucking pumped.
I do want to play this again and time myself like I said, but obviously I can't top that.
I'm done for today with this shit.
Just do more fent. I've actually never done fent in my whole life. I know, what a wet noodle.
Let's lose in some freaking Mario Kart for a little while.
I actually came in with the attention today of just doing a short stream. I'm so glad that I did some hitman
That was the most blessed run ever holy shit
That was awesome
I'd rather do
Timed
Freelancer runs and just like bumble my way through it then do like time trials of specific maps
Even though time trials of specific maps would probably be smarter
He's dude, I am basking in afterglow. I just felt like fucking
Ten hours on that run and I didn't choke it in the end. I was so convinced I was gonna choke it in the end
the moment seriously the moment I missed that shot on the assassin my heart
dropped that shit was so fucking scary
I probably should have it's like the difference between getting a really good
clip and actually succeeding for once is like you know they're both good
man no one plays this game or what the heck
Alright, I'll give you time, I'll give you guys some time to snipe me while I take the
dog out again.
Actually, you know what, what does she complain about?
I took the dog out like two hours ago, she probably just wants to go on my lap.
You guys need to put the word out, alright?
Any of you guys who spends all your life on Twitch, put the word out.
To Squeaks.
That I be freelancer.
What do you mean, no proof?
There's definitely proof.
Yeah, sure.
Tell E-Rob too.
Yeah, tell Super, every use gloating, tell your mom, yeah, tell Moomoo and he won't
care.
But you can tell him.
Yeah, tell Forcin.
someone was saying now I speedrun minecraft I don't really want to speedrun minecraft
but I might give it a try just as something to do okay Juno you really I don't know what's
up maybe she does have to go to the bathroom all right one sec one sec hold it down chat
I'll be back.
I gotta see what you want.
All right.
I'll take a little bit more.
see if you're doing a showdown if you're doing a hardcore showdown and you're
trying to get a speedrun record you should just shoot the first guy that
you see it's like basically a dampe you got like a you got like 10% ish
of completing it. Just fucking risk it.
8.3, just round that up.
There's no way there's a mod that's awake right now.
What's my Minecraft experience?
I suck.
That's my Minecraft experience.
And my vision sucks.
So it's really hard for me to see like stuff in the nether
Yeah, I've beaten it. I technically speed ran it, but I did it I'd be there in like an hour on like a random seed I
Suck at everything
I'm bad at making the portals. I'm bad at fighting stuff. I'm bad at fighting things. I'm bad at the skip at the end. I'm bad at everything.
Everybody knows Sherpore is hot.
It's just a well-known fact.
Can you beat Forcin? I don't know, probably.
Wait, do you mean in Minecraft?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure I can.
He's played for like five years, right?
If you gave me like a...
How how good is his time like actually?
Bro things you can beat the God narcissist
Maybe I'll ask Ludwig if it's stupid for me to try and figure out how to play it, or maybe
one of the- I forget who else was talking about it.
I wanted to say Mango, but Mango's not doing it, I don't think.
I think he's playing move.
There's so much RNG in the run.
That I'm aware of.
But I also, um, know that they have, like, you know, they run, like, 20 things at once,
they pick like one out of that or something. It looks weird. That's what it looks like.
I don't even know my PC can handle that shit.
The one thing that turns me off about it is the weird like, oh you're looking, you know,
you're looking into the code and you're like, you know, you're behind the curtain and you can
see like all that the coordinates and it lets you know exactly where everything is if you
know what you're doing. I don't like that. I think it looks kind of dumb. Maybe I'd feel
differently if like I was I knew what the hell was going on.
I'm not sure.
Manually finding its
Dumber.
Probably.
Give me mod for 10 seconds so I can perm the guy above me.
What do you mean?
Who are you perming?
I haven't even seen anything bad.
Who you got beef with?
Oh, it was the guy who was on channel?
Oh, that is kind of cringe.
Whatever.
I didn't even see it.
I just tuned that shit out.
you're like that Roman like man what the fuck was his name he was like a farmer
who got called up to be like Emperor some shit during like a tumultuous
period and then he just left he was like bro I'm going back to be a farmer
That's you
You're like, I just want to do what this country needs and then you leave
It's so base
You'd like that Roman beat, you know that guy
I didn't even slow him down, I literally broke the rules and nothing happened.
Alright, remember that name, I'mma ban his ass when I'm done with his race.
You didn't even break the rules in a cool way, you self-promote.
That's like the cringiest dumbest shit you can do.
No one ever goes to anything that self-promotes.
Good idea.
Nah.
Look at that.
It feels like a win.
Oh, no.
Why?
I feel like the path I'm taking is not fucking faster at all.
Because everyone's passing me!
How did that happen, man?
That was the water!
Oh my god.
This is so fucked.
So much went wrong.
There's no point in being in first in this game you just want to you just want to have
some crazy ass item for the final two turns.
That's it.
God damn it.
Yeah, I should ban that guy so I feel better.
Where the fuck is he?
Craigslist of the goat.
You did not mute me little bro.
I don't know, I'll just ban him for a day.
He's permanently banning me for a day.
Yep, fuck.
Getting banned for 24 hours in the stream doesn't even matter.
I'll ban him longer, actually.
Like, I probably don't even stream tomorrow.
Post his name again?
Is Krekso something?
It jumps from one day to seven days. Seven days seems kind of rough.
How about this?
I'm banning you for a day and if I see you in chat, within the next couple days I'm banning you another day.
I think I'll stream within the next 7 days.
I could see that.
Fable is much more likely to continue because I beat Freelance too.
But I think Freelance, I think I like having something to focus on that's like I really
want to complete it.
I'll feel good when it finishes.
You know, kind of like speedrun-ish.
Even if it's not a speedrun.
You know, just beating something that's hard.
And Fable isn't like that, obviously.
Fable is like, you know, me playing this dog again, and I like it.
So, I think I like having both those in tandem.
No, I wouldn't even count Dirt Souls, Dirt Souls isn't even that hard.
Or maybe, I don't know, I just don't feel about it in the same way as like a speedrun.
freelancer was kinda like speedrun-ish to me
I'm so screwed. I don't know how to decide things.
side thing, I'm a noob.
Okay, I'll take that.
Who? I'm gonna make someone a mod who just does bets. Who would actually just spam bets?
And who doesn't want to be moded?
Okay anyone that said me is automatically disqualified.
What I'm going to do is whoever has a 10 stream streak, when the 10 stream streak happens,
the first one I see who has it, I'm not modding.
But I'm mod one of you.
The first one is they're trying to guard.
Hey man, I don't trust you.
VIP is the people you don't trust, but you're forced to live your life with them for various
reasons.
Hey man, do you remember what you said to me when I posted my happy birthday snap picture?
Like a month ago, or like two weeks ago?
All my soldiers fans are sleeping?
What are you talking?
What is this?
Get some shit.
You don't have soldiers.
You're soldiers.
Soldiers.
Your soldiers.
Just name one person you would consider your soldier. I'm just curious.
Chug.
I don't know. I guess maybe. I would be curious if he would say that he was your soldier.
I don't know if he'd like to be referred to that way.
Didn't you know that Chuck now lives by just breaking into people's houses?
Like, that's all, that's his job.
See, look, he is alive.
I mean that's kinda like what a locksmith is, isn't it?
You break into people's houses?
You only break into their permission?
Yeah, no, I get you, I get you.
I don't think I should be...
I hate this map!
Nooo. If I was just flying, I would have been flying.
Oh my god. I don't even know if that could happen.
I'm doing one more raise.
Coming in 24th and not owning in Mario Kart is just tainting how amazing finishing freelancer
should be. I never finished Elden Ring. People said I was a jump attack baby and I was crutching
it really hard. So I got bored and swapped a cases and then I got extra bored and stopped playing.
But I don't really like Elden Ring as much as some of the other ones.
I don't like the open world thing and I don't like how it felt like they copy pasted certain
bosses more to like compensate.
To me it's unnecessary.
I think it's cool how many items and things you can use but I also kind of feel like it's
It's a little too easy to break the game in comparison to some of the other ones.
Even if your build's solid, I don't remember Dark Souls 1 being quite as easy.
Maybe it's just because I haven't played in a long time.
That's probably also the case.
It's more the open world thing.
I did a solo level 1 run of Dark Souls 1 on stream.
I forget when this was.
It was like 2021 maybe.
I beat Ornn's even Smo in like 5 attempts, but I couldn't beat Seath the Scaleless because
he cursed me and I was too lazy to do the run back so I had like 0 HP and he had one
like a tag I couldn't figure out how to avoid that would just one shot me.
That is a really important timing.
No, I swear it's on... it's on VOD.
It's on VOD, bro.
All your VODs are long gone.
They're uploaded to some YouTube channel that someone owns.
Aren't they?
The AI apparently said the N-word in a fan.
how it learns to say such nasty words I'm not sure
All right, let's go, dude.
Oh my god, a mushroom's huge here.
That was a mistake. It's okay, though.
Oh my god, I'm actually gonna come first. What the fuck?
I feel like something bad's gonna happen.
I'm not taking a super shortcut.
What was a bet?
I didn't even think there was a bet.
That's cuz Acorn takes skill.
That other stupid math sucked.
Top four, baby.
I should try Kirby Airwriters again, I keep forgetting about it.
In my opinion I've played a lot of the best horror games already, so I'm not interested
in the shitty ones.
I think Outlast is great.
I think Amnesia Dark Descent is probably worth playing, but not that good.
I think I played a ton of crappy horror games that just wore me out of the genre.
I think a lot of the time too, like there's no fail state in horror games.
So it's just, I don't know, it's kind of stupid.
If there's no fail state in the game, it's hard to be scared.
Outlast 1 is great.
LS1 DLC is also great, LS2 sucks.
I don't know why it's so hard for somebody's game to make a horror game.
The Resident Evil games aren't really that scary.
Like, none of them.
Some of them are fun, but I don't think they're really scary.
what else? like what are their horror games? Silent Hill 2 I think is massively overrated
by people that haven't even played it or played like the beginning of it and they just like
the vibes so they just pretend like it's awesome and they post memes about it or
they buy like a peril for it. It is so fucking overrated I can't believe it.
I do think it's not bad. I just think it's overrated.
I think the amount of praise it gets is really silly.
I just simply remember the first time it showed Pureman heads in that game and I couldn't
figure out how to leave the room but the pyramid head was too slow to like actually hurt me so I was
just running around in circles for like three minutes as this slow lumbering stupid thing was
like trying to touch me and then I remember like at the beginning in the hotel like I couldn't
figure out the next piece of the puzzle so I was just like randomly wandering around
looking for like a single key somewhere.
And some of the Resident Evil games doesn't bother me when that happens, but in that game it kind of did.
Maybe I was just being too critical because I was like thinking it was going to be like the sickest game ever.
I'm trying to think of other noteworthy horror games.
Oh shit.
Chat through the blue shell.
If he knows some crazy tech, I can't do that shit.
That was kinda cool.
They don't frame I never played.
Dead space I played, I thought it was pretty good, but it just didn't really feel that
much like a horror game.
It felt like Resident Evil 4 kinda, where like, like in Dead space you have so much
stuff jumping at you all the time that it felt more like an action game I've heard that I don't
know that's like a common opinion I still think it's a good game that space to it never played
Isn't that co-opters of the third one?
The original Half-Life I was scared shitless of when I was younger
Because I had 1.6 and I'll try to play Half-Life and that shit was fucking terrifying
like I barely I don't even I don't even know what I got to I like barely played it
for more wins scared the shit out of me when I was younger little nightmares is
pretty good but that's like I don't know that's that's random you had barely
remember that game that was the only reason I remember that game is that was
one of the games that was one of the first games I felt like I successfully
variety streamed with and the reason I played it was because I just stole it
from soda so then I just started stealing everything from soda I was I
would literally just look at what games he played and then just download
Yeah, I'm sure it's still worse.
What the fuck?
That's not supposed to happen, that's messed up.
I would not consider a horror game.
I like Crash Bandicoot.
I've always been kind of jealous of people that had Crash Bandicoot.
I think it's sweet.
Alien Isolation I played on stream a long time ago.
I remember the game being long as shit and I remember getting like a flamethrower or
something and then once you get that the game's really not that scary.
Is that lightning?
Oh my god.
I am set up so well.
I wanted to save it.
You know, I probably should have saved that.
That was a mistake.
Fuck!
I saw it through.
I should have had it for this turn.
Wow, that's it.
Hollow Knight's silk song, I think, is amazing.
I tried the first one on stream and it didn't connect with me.
I think I was just so tired of this soul genre in general that I just didn't want
to fuck with it but I mean the first one's got to be good with how good the
second one is the second one's really good killer seven I spoiled myself on
the story because I figured I'd never play it and I heard the story was really
good but I know what it is I ever played it though yeah I do that with
some games. I would make a bunch of really weird ass games that would probably be horrible,
but I don't want to give you my ideas because you're going to steal them. Wojak Horseman,
I know you're going to steal them.
If I get really rich, I'll make those shitty games.
I don't even know what Blast from this is.
That sounds like- Isn't that a TV show?
Ase of spades a long time ago. It was like better Minecraft. I know a lot of games and
And I feel like you guys are making up shit right now.
What the fuck is Ace of Spades?
Bro, you don't know shit then.
Ace of Spades, when did it come out?
Yeah, AC Spades is a part, man.
When I was like trying to think like what cons is that I had like Nintendo until I was
so I had an N64 and Gameboy to the original Xbox came out and then I had the original
Xbox. That was it. Then I had the DS and the 360. I never had PlayStation until I started
streaming. I had a GameCube that I got because my aunt gave me one. She gave me the one she
wasn't using because she said GameCube sucks. PC stuff? My PC sucks so much ass. I had Guild
War and I played a lot of shitty ass MMOs, but like anything past that. I tried to play
But I really couldn't
Dude I got my items jacked I get hit three times. How do you guys even have stuff to hurt me with?
I played Albion like recently. That's not old though. It's pretty good. I don't mind it.
I suck at League.
I tried RuneScape, didn't get into it. I tried MapleStory, didn't get into it.
I think RuneScape annoyed me a little bit because I didn't like the graphics and I...
I remember being kind of annoyed that you had to get a subscription.
The only thing I was willing to spend a subscription for was WoW and I eventually like stopped
doing that like pretty quick you could play free but you like everyone could go
all those cool areas and you couldn't.
of
Are you a big enough movie fan to have a letterbox account?
No.
I'm not even, I can kind of infer what that is but I didn't even know the letterbox, it's
like the name for it.
Now this is the only Minhoody there ever was.
I remember why I don't wear it that much anymore because it's kind of small because I actually shrunk it
It's still pretty comfy
I wore it because Benny's drunk ass basically subbed like 150 subs yesterday so that I would wear it
It's not even here today
are you jacked? Why do so many people ask me that? No, I'm not jacked. My camera angle
must be doing something right it seems like there's even a chance that I'm
jacked
I'm going right down the fucking sign
when is the optimal moment to pop this right now?
I was about to give my fucking speech!
Thanks for the raid, Seamus.
God damn it.
No!
I'm not saying it.
Just watch yesterday's bodice, she wore that shirt for like five hours yesterday.
Yeah, that was one crossbar.
win this one, don't worry.
Yeah senior disgusting protruding nipples was discomforting to say the least.
What was the battlegrounds game you played that you had to collect in craft?
It was the culling, but we only played it for like two weeks.
Oh my god, I didn't pick whistle-top summit.
Everyone pick whistle-top summit, please.
Only one fucking person did, three people.
Remember SOS?
Yeah.
There's a guy in this lobby that's- the name is Six Papayas, which is like a direct
reference to that shit. Sometimes they just make up shit. I just read your guys' comments
but then I just make up shit. Sometimes you don't even say anything and I just make it
Yeah exactly like every stream. You just do it.
I don't even think that you guys as people sometimes you're just like thoughts in my head.
So if I read your comment and I get a different thought in my head, I just roll with it man.
I know you guys are people, but it's hard to imagine you guys are people sometimes.
Disgusting over things you say
Why is that Yoshi
I need one more sicko item... okay, that's not good.
We all slid down for the double, oh my god.
How did I get a triple mushroom in 20th?
What kind of fucking bullshit is this?
These cave-ang are the same shit.
Lightning. You can pop it, it's alright.
It's over. It's over. Whoever I bet believe it's over.
I'll take that, man. I thought I was going to get like 20th when I missed that item.
i'd do it ash like a chud a lot of times
there's some new game that's based on
that's from the friday the thirteenth as well they're making it with like
either i forget they're making it with freddy kruger they're making it with the halloween
i think they're making it with halloween
i'm not that excited about that but it's crazy to think friday the thirteenth
i seriously thought
So here's how the time went, there was Friday the 13th beta, and then there was like Dead by Daylight beta around like almost the same time.
And I remember playing Dead by Daylight beta and being like, this game is so dead when Friday the 13th comes out.
Because Friday the 13th is so much better.
And then Friday the 13th died, cause it was fun, and then Dead by Daylight, all the girls like, fuckin' ripped.
I'm surprised that Dead by Daylight is still so popular.
I don't think it's even as bad as I used to think.
But...
I don't know, it's just, there's just so many like little things about it that I don't even remember.
I suck at it too.
It doesn't matter.
And everyone's so, like people take it more seriously than if I were to play like Counter-Strike.
And like if I if I wouldn't do a game of Counter-Strike right now and threw my ass off in a basic game
I would get less rage than if I went into a dead by daily game and just fed my ass off
They would hate me I
Know this because I have fed my ass off in the basic games
And most people don't care that much.
They'll shit on me, but I'll be like, I don't speak English, so I mean, what are they going to do?
Sometimes I just tell people I don't speak English till I don't have to deal with them.
I do an endota a lot.
Actually you don't really need to do an endota because no one else speaks English anyway.
Doesn't fucking matter.
No one's taking the really good round.
You know someone like me.
If they like me, I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked with someone like me.
Please don't like me.
One more angle.
Why, Yoshi, why?
You're not even a stream sniper.
You're some Japanese fucking kid.
kid there's some 40-year-old Japanese guy in the train just to have to crush me oh my god
why Yoshi why
this is the final race
We're going to be the biggest car.
This thing has no acceleration, no turning, it's probably so fast if no one hits me for
for like 15 seconds.
Is there even a bet or has it just not been paid out?
This is championship. Everyone is the perfect map for the championship. Everyone needs to try hard.
I
What the fuck dude, I was like barely even out
Doing me like that
I don't know, same guy, dammit.
It's alright man, don't worry about it.
Alright, I'll do one more just because people forgot about the bet and I want to beat this Japanese guy.
Nah, I didn't beat Tears of the Kingdom. I didn't really like it that much, but I didn't play it the whole way through, so I wouldn't say my opinions like complete.
The things that Enormy buy for the most about it that I cannot believe, like they didn't change at all, was I can't believe they didn't change the combat at all.
like it's still like flurry rush down and then I cannot believe they thought the menu
system was good like the UI when you like swap between like all the stuff in your inventory
it's so bad like they just put way too much shit in the game or they need to make it
so like I could sort through stuff it's just too much effort to like even if there's
Like ways you can filter it or like quicksave it. It's just such a pain in the ass
And then breaking weapons still kind of sucks. I'm surprised they didn't change that at all.
I hope they don't do the same open world concept or if they do I hope they at least include like important items
like I think it should be like hey yeah there's this big open world but there's
a certain area that you can't fucking go to because you know you don't have the
hookshot or whatever yet you just can't go to it or like you have to massively
sequence break to get there like there's just like a definitive path
where you're getting important items that change the way you play like when
you're playing that game the way you play never changes ever which to me is
boring
If it goes back to full linear, I won't even mind, because I think it will fix a lot of
the problems that I have with the games.
Like the biggest problems I had with like the Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess games
was not because it was linear.
It's not it.
Like Skyward Sword was just way too hand-holding, it was hard to die.
They just did too much stuff that was like the same, you know?
Like I know they probably felt like they were like trapped in a box and they were just remaking
the same game.
You can still make a game with the same backbone as Zelda where it's like, you know, you're
in a dungeon, you're solving puzzles and not every single puzzle has to be the same
one that's in the same for like 5 years in a row.
But there's gotta be different ways to do so.
Yeah, I agree with the revisiting locations thing. I forgot about that until you mentioned
it. There's a couple of ways they do that in multiple games that's annoying and it's like
why is this even here. Like the same thing with Skyward Sword, you know how you would
repeat revisiting locations? Like you'd have to repeat that ghost thing in every map. It's
like why? Why do you have to follow the same formula for every dungeon? Like it doesn't
make sense to me why it can't be a little bit different for every single one.
the wild is kind of the same too with like the way that you unlock the the giant
beasts or whatever
who the
That said, I mean, I have problems with them. I still love Zelda games. There was a lot
of good in Twilight Princess. I would sort of, I think, also had a lot of good parts
about it, even though there's parts that are annoying.
You could be such a good Nintendo grifter if you wanted, what does that mean?
Ocarina of Time is my favorite, it's not close, but my second favorite is probably
Wind Waker, because I think Wind Waker has the best beginning of all the games.
It just, clearly they ran out of time.
And then for a third I'd probably say Majora's Mask.
Majora's Mask has been going up in my estimation for a while.
I look back on it fondly, it's good, I mean it shares a lot with our green time and
I love Ocarina's time you got to give it a little bit of bonus because it's like the one Zelda that's mainline that they actually like
Really tried something different the story is the best easily like the story is like legitimately really good
Like not a meme
Like it's not too wordy it's got great vibes
Yeah, Skull Kid's way like that whole like Majora's Mask and like Skull Kid thing is
so much more interesting than like Ganondorf again.
Like I kinda like Ganondorf in Ocarina of Time, but I don't like how he's portrayed
in all the other ones except Wind Waker.
I think hitting them in Blinwick was actually pretty cool too.
I streamed yesterday.
Twilight Princess, biggest issues are near the beginning of the game.
It picks up steam a lot, but it's just like what the fuck, why does it have so much stupid
shit at the beginning?
Like the overalls empty.
The bug collect- the bug collecting quest is like the biggest what the fuck.
I hate that shit.
The bug collecting is like the same thing they put in Skyward Sword and I don't understand.
They have like some things that they put in these games that it just makes no sense to
me why they feel like they have to keep hammering it.
Like it's gotta be an idea they had early in development and they were like, yeah, you
know, this kind of sucks.
But let's just keep putting in because we already made it so like
My Skyward Sword controls are pretty bad, too
I bought I bought Skyward Sword and I didn't know that I needed that extra like dongle thing
for the Wii remote
So GameStop, since I bought it at GameStop, GameStop sold me the attachment for like less
But they only had it in stock in like this little ziploc bag they basically gave it to me
It was like a little ziploc bag that they stapled to like a piece of cardboard
And that shit did not work very well
are you hyped for the Zelda movie? A little bit. I don't know. Hope you're minded about
it. I don't think Zelda games in general have very good stories. You know, they're functional
for a game. I don't think game stories need to be this like crazy shit with like a million
twists and tons of dialogue so I'm interested to see how it'll turn into
like something that actually kind of needs a bunch of dialogue like how the
fuck you make that so I don't know what they're gonna do I'd assume it's not that
great but I'd like it to be good so I won't bother
I need some insane item in a lightning right now. Lightning. Lightning. Lightning. Okay, don't
lightning anymore. Dude, I was huge at the end there. That was kind of sweet. I was,
I took the whole fucking map.
Second bro!
I did not see that.
Forza is definitely moony.
All right, I'll do one more.
If that Forza didn't have almost 9,000 points, it wouldn't be moony.
But that's definitely moony.
I'll be...
I don't like toad.
I like that this game has so many characters.
I've heard a tunic but I've never played it.
I think I remember someone telling me it's pretty good.
I've probably even thought of it in a long ass time though.
I'm playing it.
There's nothing that's going to make me not stream on Valentine's Day unless I just
just don't feel like streaming just because you know whatever.
I'm never playing Goomba again, let me know.
I don't need speed.
Have the fish driving?
Using his ellipse.
He's big DSLs.
We don't want to go too fast.
It's Mario Kart 9, not 8.
You wanna chill?
Get some coins.
See, force another one, so...
Fuck, I popped this too early.
I'm not even doing that.
This is bad.
This is far ahead.
Okay, that's good.
No!
God damn it. I was being super either. I should have fucking popped it. Okay, that reminds me of awesome.
I'm here, bitches!
When you throw your green shells at me, no!
Get away!
No!
Oh my god.
I'll take third.
Fourth?
What do you mean fourth?
Who the fuck, oh my god.
Mooney with their shitty Irish words.
4th? What do you mean 4th? Who the fuck- oh my god, Moony with her shitty Irish internet.
God damn you.
I swear I thought I was third.
The fish just can't bring it home.
i hate driving these characters that are like really vertical
they're too tall, it makes me feel inadequate
like an anal bead character. Hopefully your anal bead is gonna spike some on me. Yeah.
The spikes are for pleasure.
Who should they have added to this game that they didn't?
They added so much.
Diddy Kong would have been actually pretty good.
No one picks DK.
I don't even think I have DK in my life.
I never did the Grand Prix shit.
Professor E. Gadd would go hard.
He should be in this game.
That's good. That's a good one.
King Bomb-On? Hasn't he only been in Mario 64?
Oh wait no, was he at Mario like baseball?
I can't remember.
He's in Toast to a Tor.
I do not remember that.
I wear a peter piranha.
They were putting peter piranha like everything.
I don't even like peter piranha.
He's ugly.
Excited for dune 3. No, not really
It'd be good though. I haven't seen the second one yet
I know the first one was pretty good
No way.
It's over. I was in such a good spot.
Damn it.
I just got hit so my drip got fucked.
Damn it.
I just wish dune 1 had more of a climactic part it ended on.
just kind of felt like that's it.
Pokey is the worst character in the game.
Never ever play Pokey.
You can't remember anything from the first one.
I remember a little bit.
I remember when he sorts magical sand dust, he gets like, he thinks about the future.
I like how people say slop so much, they just attach it to like any word that can even like
remotely conceivably be able to fit the word slop in.
Action slop.
This game is card slot man.
This game is definitely card slot.
I don't mind the word slot.
I think it's kind of funny.
I wonder if Mooney knows the super short part on this map.
Gotta hit force him.
If you get a chance to hit force him, you gotta hit force him if they get the blue
shell.
Oh yeah.
See, you can't let them run away with it.
I won't let it stand. I won't be that second place bitch that protects you.
I have zero coins, it's a little rough.
Okay. This guy knows the super shortcut, that's not good.
This guy's a beast, and he's got a mushroom.
Kieran's kinda sick of that.
That was awkward.
He fucked up!
No, he didn't.
No! Oh my god, I suck.
I'm gonna have to force him.
We're gonna get bonebugs, giant geisha coming in hot.
lightning lightning lightning lightning please please oh my god why why couldn't you guys
just fucking lightning! Just one time! Oh my god.
Oh my god.
If you use item on the second charm of the item roll, what do you do with my second charm?
I know that if you use the item, like if you spam the item button it comes quicker, but
most of the time if I'm mashing it I'm a little scared I'm gonna like mash it into
using it really early, but sometimes I don't care.
Well the second shy am I serious
All right, there's a championship
There's no code I just get streams they're on my friends list
I move so my background
That's not me. Don't accuse me of stream sniping if that Alan guy targets you. Dude, who spells
Alan like that? It's definitely you. It's alright. I'll blame you but I don't really care.
can do your thing bro that's how my parents named me I am fine with that but the fact
that there's another Alan with the exact same spelling of your name means that that's you
If I was stream sniping, truly the greatest way to do it would be to name yourself the name of like, a mod in chat or someone I don't like, and just be an absolute bastard to be in-game.
I would 100%, like if Zenata was all of a sudden in my game and started just fucking with me, I'd probably believe it.
Actually, maybe not Zanotic because it's too obvious, but if it was like a little bit
more, like a little less obvious, I'd 100% believe it.
I don't know when to start, like, running real.
Oh, that was... rough, wasn't it, dude?
It means I get the front already, so I think we need to get there.
That turn is actually good as fuck.
Alright, we've ever in second. Time to throw stuff at the leader.
fucks it with your lightning your damn lightning is late
How are we supposed to be for some when we got like three people in front that won't fucking throw anything at him just slow down
So I can hit them. They're just farming points on us
Alright one more
You gotta let the dog out?
Does that mean you're not playing?
takes so force and left? I take that as a personal victory. Irish Yoshi. Who the hell
is Irish Yoshi?
They knew they weren't going to win the next one.
They knew their time was about to be over.
I was going like 6th, 5th, 4th, 2nd, then 3rd, they got scared.
I think we're gonna go too fast.
I'm gonna chill.
I'm just hanging back.
I'm on like some sicko item.
I'm going to let it rip.
We'll be all right. We'll be all right.
This is shaping up okay.
I want to be in like...
I just cut myself up because I got distracted. Me randomly saying big boy is probably a little weird.
I'll play one more and if Forcin doesn't get back in here, I count it as another victory.
one more this is it seriously championship championship championship
this is it I'm stuck here I don't think I'm gonna do hit man tomorrow I don't I
I don't think I'll stream tomorrow because I'm going to be watching the Super Bowl with
other humans so I'd assume I probably don't stream tomorrow.
But I beat Hitman Freelancer.
I have succeeded.
Get the word out there to all the doubters.
i had a crushing victory
yeah i'd be on a hardcore
I've been on a normal like a long time ago.
Is this shit pre-recorded?
Do you record since Saturday? No, it's not pre-recorded.
My schedule is just so fucked up.
I'm gonna sleep like most of the day
I'm just so used to being fucked up that I just talk about it in like a weird way
You know it doesn't feel like it's Sunday obviously it is Sunday
Wow
Why is every single person on the planet a star?
That must have been a star car.
We're fine.
We're just showing.
Getting the coins.
I want to better at him.
I don't go too fast.
I can't wait to see what happens.
I'm hanging now.
That's him.
Dude! Who the fu- oh my god, how would so many people fucking hit me? I hate all of you.
Did I get third out of that?
I didn't mean to everyone in chat, I meant everyone in the race, alright? Don't worry.
Don't worry. Alright. That's good enough.
That's good enough.
I need to warm up some pizza.
Foursome came in last that race, didn't you guys see?
Would have fall from grace.
No, I'm not doing one more.
It's over. It's done.
Thanks for watching. Appreciate it.
I said one more I seriously did probably like 25 races after one more. Alright, you got plenty
I wanted freelancer. It was a good stream. There you go. So yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do next stream
We'll see might be no idea might be fable might just play random easy shit like Mario Kart. I don't know
We'll see I probably won't do minecraft speed ring, but I'll at least ask Ludwig about it. So I
know he likes it, but
It doesn't really interest me that much.
I have to be convinced.
I'm not going to do pirate game until I get a new keyboard.
I need a keyboard.
I need like some shitty ass keyboard I can bomb.
That's like 100%, like a regular keyboard, not a 60%.
60%, it's just too annoying to play.
But I will play it in the future, because it's sweet.
Thanks for watching though.
Appreciate it.
Have a good one.