Oh, it's simply silly
Yeah, this is brother never took the shot. I
Really have a dead. Oh fuck
Well, it looks like I drink another all right fine with me
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Thank you
Alright time to take a shot all the bungalows take a shot
I can't. Hey, Jack. Salute.
Wow. What a time to be alive.
Right. What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive. What a time to be alive.
We should we we have to show along the death station where we were going is no longer.
I appreciate that. That is the
second stream of the day. We
were to stream 10 hours today.
I don't know if I said, guys,
have you ever like gone to sleep
or like laid down?
Now you go live. I was live in
this. I should hold up. How
deep are you guys? How deep
how deep are we at right now?
I'm three shots and a twist
of T. Well, I'm drinking so
juice. So it's like half a
shot per song like.
I'll tell you later.
I'll tell you later, for your interest.
Let's ride!
Yeah, Chad, we...
Dude, no, so when I sleep, Chad,
like, it was like one of those things where I was like in and out of dreaming. Does that make sense?
Like, I was aware of everything going on, but like I was sleeping.
As I was live today already for fucking 10 hours. This is my second stream
Are you ready for the drop-off to sub-drop off not all the highest I've kind of a rod
What's the best way you get the most
Honestly
Oh
The tall boy of the booty rangers. Oh, yeah for ounces deep of the booty ranger right now. Oh God
That's a fed but that would be what is that 24 ounce of one game
I was a 24 ounce of one game that's good
I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good
Honestly the race have been kind of insane we've got legendary every game except for a way that we've only died to a cheater
Well, it was legendary when that pushy put you in the dirt
Yeah
Guys listen you guys I can't hit this thing guys got it nice. I was a running in just a humble meal and farmer back here
I was I was told these are Omega goop for blueprints during this
The uh, the breezeable things
Okay, we just spent the last 10 minutes verbally harassing that random person. Yeah, he's gonna he's in the stream
Cypher's again a second. Oh, well shock. I'm different. Oh my god
Yeah
I've gotten
Does anyone have a shotgun
I'm gonna suck it. Yeah, I'm gonna tour. Okay. I have a fucking here
There's I have an underbarrel and a blue mat shotgun bag
I have you I've got an attachment from like a blue attachment from every single one here
This is actually like insane
You know I have a big battery. I think you might yeah
Here I have an industrial too so instead of touch
Fuck yeah, wait we're actually owning. Wait these are broken
That blueprints actually pretty trash you don't want to sign you don't want to silence her. Yeah, you know
Choke is what you won't. Yeah, you don't want to silence her on
Never apologize to me
No cab on this fucking stuff.
No, I'm in eye contact, preferably.
And if this place has that, imagine what up there has boys.
Let's go, boop.
Again, I don't have any close range guns, but I have C4s, so it's pretty much like
a munk noble.
Wait, they just died.
Oh, at the top.
Keep your top of the tower.
I
Good
Whoops
Hello chat, yeah, I already streamed 10 hours today, dude. Are we back chat we stream 10 hours and then just randomly start a stream
Are we back oh my gosh, I last is I'm hearing a block yet. Yeah, we stream to dude this morning chat
I want you to know we stream ten hours and we had 15,000 viewers average over ten hours. How crazy is that?
Yo, Earl you need to stop man. You've donated $200 when I was offline. What are you doing?
Which play probably a little slow
Watch care in the end
Inside I'll be the room if no idea I'm here
We have another team pushing in from behind us by the way
Lightwork of these woods okay
Open that door peanut
That's your job. What are you?
James
Pink pink pink pink pink
I'm getting peanut another team he's it no team he's it
I said that was the piano there is a
I have to see for on the wall
Oh my god
I cracked on I cracked on I cracked on
Yeah, we have another team come beyond.
Peanut, come down.
I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him.
Okay. Thank you sir. Thank you sir.
They rise?
Yep, they did.
Ah, that guy throws it.
I threw someone. I threw someone.
He raised to the left side of the right side.
Let me, let me trap behind us.
Let me trap behind this for a while.
Let me kill that ball as well.
Okay, showing door, showing door, showing door.
Get ready, get ready.
There's going to be another one inside.
I have one C4 hush.
Cool.
I
Wait, they might be in there peanut open the door open the door
Crackle crackle close up close up
behind you with the body of the people team.
Yeah.
I'm on fire.
I'm on fire behind us.
Yo, hey.
Oh, second floor, second floor.
There's four teams, second floor.
Literally above, above, above, up here.
Right on here.
That's your job.
Good job, good job, good job.
I can't, I can't, I'm getting thirsty instantly.
We're gonna suck up.
Oh my goodness.
One's down.
There's two of top.
Two on top of the vault thing.
Literally right next to you.
I got caught on fire, bro.
One's down in there, one's down there.
Oh he's trying to take off.
Kill that guy.
One more, one more.
Nice.
So that's my fault
Those guys in mid fight just started executing that's my fault
Maybe sniffing their asses
wasn't the play well I'm not gonna leave there with nothing true true no dude that's
all that hell and I ended it with nothing I thought there was one not real I
apologize for speaking out of turn that's okay like he that's okay eyes
forward soldier eyes forward focus on the mission yep
Honestly, Huts back me up on this.
My fault.
Cloak sees negligence and or inability to stick with the team leader has caused the downfall
of not just one of the members of the team but the rest of the team.
And he's ugly.
Baaaaaaahhhh.
Listen.
Back me up on this.
Back me up on this Huts.
That's a 100 percent my fault.
I'm gonna make up for it.
I'm going to bring 15 C4 and we are not gonna make fun of
Cokesy on his birthday or we chill it.
Oh yeah, you can make fun of me.
I can't speak ill of Cokesy.
That's my kryptonite.
It's impossible for me.
Yeah, I don't know what.
Yeah, that's your next.
He was birthday-aged in hour 45.
I see we're going to ask for like an hour 45 and then we
verbally harassed him.
I'm in.
You're in.
I'm in.
Cokesy is psyched about you being ugly.
What?
You were handsome dog.
Thank you.
Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. What can I say?
I mean, you don't give that hand. Oh my fucking god, I just saw the blueprint.
I
Realize it as I was pressing the button fuck me in my ass
I'm like yeah, Chad. This is my second stream today. Okay. I wasn't even gonna live today
I wouldn't even go live tonight, but it's like I don't care how many viewers I get the fact that I people watch
Yo, Earl $200 nation. You're fucking it was a shocking one
Yeah, space borderline. Thanks for the prime local boss lady. Thanks. This is the boss lady
Ceci feeling where he'd be bad local. Thanks for the four back is a good 10 minus a for the 72
Yo, hi last last you play skin. Well, you know, excellent for 42 Donovan. Thanks for the prime. Yo minus. No message
Well, what up, bro?
I
How do we know you're drinking I
Currently have a
Wellers antique next to me and I'm
40 I'm a little right now. I'm no thank you
Mike
Ten thousand I'm getting a tattoo on stream so Mike are you fine?
Attach a man stream me when we we have drank together many of times
allegedly I use
to think
Dennis couldn't hold a candle to my drinking ability
And then I was barely hanging on to a golf cart as we
I realized he can outdrink me 100%
Have you ever seen this guy chug a beer?
I have not. I have not.
Tina, it's actually incredible.
Is it a thing to behold?
Is it a miracle of science?
Fasten if I ever chug a beer, it's 1.6 seconds.
He's not exaggerating.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I got a wide throat.
Your dad likes it.
1.5 and your dad will come back.
Okay.
Well, the double that chug.
I
Okay, I actually have yeah, do you need C4 I do need some C4 yes, what you want
Three will do like three sacks
No three Bob's
You want to give me those they're pretty rare I have yeah, I'll give them to you
You're a good man. I do only have 17 processors left, but I also still have 30c4 and I have like 15 on me
You're a good man. You're a good man. Thank you man. Appreciate that. I've got a little something for you as well
I got something for you. I've
got something for you. They
bring in. Mm hmm. That's why.
Do you see phase this bandage?
How crazy is that? I saw that.
Well, apparently it's because
they asked for their connection
firm. Okay. Yo, sir, big things.
A thousand math.
I think the problem is like you did.
Okay.
Dick head.
Yeah, that should have been a red flag.
Yeah.
That should have been a red flag.
Great choice.
I don't think so.
But I made you want to do.
You want to do some funny.
They said they got like kicked out of their house or whatever.
Me and so if you used to be my duo partner, we went to a we went to a
land.
They moved us into a giant house in LA and we went to a land on Friday.
day, won the land, came back on Monday, and our house was gone.
And they said, and we're like, where's our house?
And they're like, yeah, sorry, we had to get rid of it.
And me and Turner are like, what the fuck?
You moved this out to LA.
We were there for a week, and then you sold the house that you moved us in.
Ah, like you do, like you do.
Let's ride.
Vellie, thanks for the prime.
It was so weird.
Guys, what the fuck is going on with the alerts?
Dallas, thanks for the 7th, Willow, thanks for the prime, Mike, thanks for the 9th,
Oh wait, this isn't cold snap?
No cold snap?
Trigger made, here.
Wait boys, wait, wait, wait, stop for a second, stop for a second.
Wait, this isn't cold snapping, no?
No, I didn't do close up on purpose so I can do this.
Happy birthday to Cloaksy.
Happy birthday to you.
you guys thank you guys are so fucking stupid thank you let's ride I'm eating
three-day-old Chinese right now what is wrong with you
well nope never mind that one saying the tank that's inside that that's an
I thought
Yeah, that's an inside thought that's staying away in the tank
Keeps a good vibe
I know YouTube stream I'll be honest. I streamed 11 11 hours today on YouTube
but
Rubble that's the thanks to the five men. I appreciate hi, Rubble. Hi Ben
You are sweet, fresh to rain, that positive. That's pretty good.
I got a switch to beers.
Yeah, man, you can't just drink straight whiskey, you psychopath.
I got a switch to beers.
Who hurt you?
I'm holding by an anvil, so I don't got no close rains.
You have C4.
Oh yeah, you're right, you're right.
And you did. You just win.
Go up the stairs, go up the stairs, go up the stairs.
Shoot the back guy.
Got you, got you.
Shoot the back guy in a second, ready?
That guy, that guy, is that a stand?
Yeah.
One should be one.
Oh my God.
We said he's dead.
I have top.
Go, go, go.
One behind it, one behind it, one behind it.
Hey.
You pain?
I'm in here somewhere.
Right.
I read down.
I'm going to crack.
One shot.
One shot, one shot.
One shot, one shot, one shot.
Look at it.
We're from where?
From where?
We're from where?
That guy's one.
that guy's one are you are you hidden nice ones you know I actually think you
would be through that one down there both one nice you're low fall off you
I need to I'm rising nice okay
I'm dead okay
I'm dead
Hold on hold on hold on
Peter look
Act one
What you got?
Act another one crack it Peter
Peter close crack
I don't see anybody
Yeah, we did on that marker on those pillars.
I can't they can't be there anymore.
I fucking run nice thing thing not.
I mean, I'm saying nice.
I'm dude that guy is a cry.
Yeah, guys, you're good.
You're good.
I didn't even see that guy.
I'm cheating.
Holy crap.
Nice. He's absolutely back in the fight coming.
He's not.
We're just gonna die over here. I have no shield to charge us.
I don't know. I don't see him.
Oh, he got him.
You got a boss on you?
Let's shoot him. Let's shoot him.
Nice job, guys.
We have one on fire.
Let's go. Those guys are top.
top there's a no team in there hush yeah i'm looking we found the meta just
bringing c4 we like this guy 40 shotgun able but no shotgun he probably
recycled that mid thing i don't see the recycle thing yeah yeah i'm not coming
coming coming coming coming on hush right there oh i broke what i broke him i'm
I'll go down. I'll go down. I'll go one.
Back to them. Back to them.
Mark. I'll kill. I'll kill. I'll kill. I'll kill.
I'll kill. I'll kill. Yeah, I'll kill. I'll kill. I'll kill. I'll kill.
Great job, Dennis.
That's my last D-Fib. You got a D-Fib.
Yeah, got it.
I'm coming!
Don't tell me there's another one
You finish that guy off with great velocity
Good work boys. Yeah a good shit. We're gonna hatch you
That's a Bobcat scream. That's a Bobcat scream
Guys we should go upstairs we should go upstairs
We have so much goop upstairs
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Big fight, big fight.
Team inside as well.
You want a third part of this or you want to go goop?
That team up top, I think he's goop.
I think it's three kills.
Okay, they're a little bit goop.
100% free kills here.
They're shooting me.
I don't know that.
Mm-mm-mm.
I don't feel a little peep.
They're shooting me.
I got three more chicken eggs.
Got one.
That guy's red, that guy's cracked, cracked, cracked.
Got another one.
Coming inside.
Wait, I think this is two teams.
I saw one come over there, who's he?
Two teams.
Over there.
He's over by the Watchmer College, by the Dingle Dangle.
Oh, okay. Why don't you just say that?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Uh, a team is under-zip, by the way.
Under-zips, under-zips.
So they're gonna be coming from, uh...
They're close on this wall, Dennis.
Okay. Peanut, you're alone.
That's what I was best.
You're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
Hey, that's off to me. Where?
Two-two right here, two right here.
We're gonna get third-party, bro.
We are 100% gonna get third-party
Yeah, they said PMP we have to run
Is that your drink a name? No, no, there's there's
I'm one I'm second floor. Let's go. There's too many people here. They're just they're just
Yeah, yeah, we have we have to wait for it. We have to wait for the marriage name a bit
Let's go up top and then loot the trio that we kill the other team just push the team inside as well
Okay, what about the team zip on them said that's it team. I don't know. I know those teams are fighting right now
We cut their party from middle and be fine. Yeah, but there's gonna be another team, right down under it
Oh, I don't know. I don't think so
There's three trigger grenades on this wall. Is this ours? No, not mine
One cracked both cracked. Hey, I'm pushing up
one drop one drop one drop nice shots
two one shot right here
he was revived
Oh my god, I'm incident. I'm incident
I could what I could what would I would for that
Yeah
He's one.
I'm on this corner, I'm on this corner.
Do you have an aid? Any aid?
He's two more right here, two more here.
Okay, no aid.
Okay, just, he needed himself.
He's fighting another team.
There's two teams right here.
There's another team down below.
I trapped behind, I trapped behind.
We're good.
Did you get the skill?
The full kill or no?
He didn't get the full kill.
This guy, uh, okay.
He got rest, he got rest.
Two in there.
You know, you're alone.
That's where I was best.
I'm out of C4.
This part's clear, but there's two teams here, I believe, or maybe one of them, I don't know if they kill them.
There's a team down below as well.
Jolting everywhere around us.
I have Kettles and said there's a body in there, Hutz.
Coming up, Zip!
You guys are on?
We're down at the bottom once in the middle of like the lines the ziplines
Okay flank who took a nade is that oh oh my god, I guess we figured that out
I
Need a lot of shield other charges
We're looking we are we're doing great no shields no whites. I see we I see we go
Five herbals
We're at we're at a job
In front of that body right here
Right there
Which I can you we go upstairs we got that the three gentlemen full of loot means good at all
Anyone
Where's our load at
to miss me I have I got a tempest for and a kettle and a toro nice man that
came down below man fuck probably I lift him up bad dude go trap down below
yeah okay that can do since it by the way I'm leaving well what great timing
Wow
These processors though, I'm actually gonna go up. I'm actually I'm gonna go up and get processors while you're looting them
I know
Not of what you refer to
I know not of what you refer to
Hey guys, I'm gonna look processors real quick. I'm rich as shit. We gotta get out of here
We have got to get out of here right now
There's no there's no choice. We have to leave
I have a hash key
Yeah
Let's sublime because they're attacking there. They're fighting. We should go get them. Okay. Well, you just have we
No way you're a real person.
It's more goop to be gotten than I'm a peanut bastard!
The last one!
Wait, let me get to the processors.
He's already left.
MIGAAAAAAAH!
Pins just wait, Pins just wait, literally.
My real name is Wait.
Wait 30 seconds.
Yeah, literally, yeah, literally, it'll take.
We only heard one down.
We're already here.
I see one right here.
Two, two, two, we're left to right, left to right.
Oh my gosh, she is down there now.
Are you kidding me?
We're back to the right to the left.
They're in the double, double-supply hallway.
I'm gonna peek the other side then.
I got three more.
Hey dude, there's another.
Let's go, let's go.
Care, care guys, I'm not there.
Oh nice grenade pushing hold on I kill one I kill one a hundred percent if you wait 30 seconds not even five seconds
I kill one
Next time next time we push them. I he will be dead
Okay
Your ice cream
Yeah, they're all that
I need a shield I need a shield.
Here, I'm here I'm here.
I got one I got one 20 bull.
Oh I just saw him.
He's leaping from the edge of the jet stick.
Oh my god.
Wait they killed one didn't they?
Wait no they they up there.
Yeah man I think they killed someone.
Oh my god that's a bomb.
Oh my shield broken.
Oh they're here they're here they're here.
But what the fuck you frame my pastry?
One shot, one shot, one shot, one shot?
Ooooooh my god.
No way, wait how did they hit zip?
How did they hit Zip with no audio?
That guys's macron by the way.
He's got macron that's annoying.
Dude how'd they hit zip with no audio?
Macrons dick off.
Oh guys am it we were so rich but left
it's too long did you guys both get fucking Kobe oh my god oh my
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know
They were all just fucking using macroed catalysts and actually just fucking shit on us. I
Didn't hear that super you fucking kidding
Hunches blood trying to push you all the class for all his fades
Why'd you have to turn this on me?
No, that's my fault.
Dude, Spider, you're a fucking psycho.
Spider, $500 donation.
By the way, Chad, what the fuck?
Chad, Dubby's in the fucking chat with Spider.
Oh my god, what am I listening to?
The rain that it's going to rain...
I'm out of fucking C4, man.
They had the decent line to take.
Now the tide's turned.
It is the year of teleprince now.
Yo, it's good to look for time. Yo, my card declined. Thanks for 1.5, man. Appreciate it. Thank you.
Fuck.
Fuck, man. We're so gooped.
Yeah, I've lost everything I love and everything here dear to me. I'm depressed and I have AIDS that was the worst death
I think we could have possibly happened all right
Yeah, I am completely out of meds
I'm going to be out of middle of
Guys we're fine
I
Guys were fine you don't need to fight every player you see actually cast you first off. Oh my god
Racist that guy is racist
God to be racist oh that's 100% racist
Wow
Yeah, honestly, you thought that raid was big that's
a little something big it just happened yep I don't give a big it in the chat a
big it oh my god big it mm-hmm in the k-doll and on Christmas post of all day
peanut peanut peanut I got a question unbelievable I got a question yeah
were you looking up and watching a red glowing dot come towards your face I
I also have a question and then laying down your forehead shooting stars
Oh my god peanut
Peanut I have a question
I wish that we're all friends forever
When that trigger grenade when there was just two of us and it was at my feet
Why then did you say?
Whose trigger grenade is that?
Who's who's would it fucking be peanut? Am I throwing trigger grenades at my own fucking toes?
Oh
Considering you can't see him. I would say that would be one of the spots you might realize why are you so
Why are you so fast you son of a why are you so fat? Why are you so fast with them?
Why are you so fast with those comebacks? Why let's let's get that's guy
Coachy this is not the time to be reading through the semantics. Why why are you so fast with the confused setup late at night?
and just think about comebacks I'ma come on your back ready up okay you can't
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
I'm just gonna say, dad, a
hundred gifted. You're fucking
insane. Yeah. Yeah. That was
really good and you're very
intelligent. Thank you. I
appreciate you. No, I appreciate
you. No, no, it's his birthday.
I'm not doing it. I'll do it.
I was gonna not. I was gonna
You're buying blues here. You are see even though all of the who's he do okay? What is that?
We have I mean our first two our first two raids were insane and then we died to a cheater
And then we just died it for the first time now macros
Macro it's you for you. Yeah, I did honestly for five. Oh man, you're fucking right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I'm tough. Thank you. Thank you Danny. You're fucking man. I just don't allow
Thank you. He'll be shooting it up for anyone to use a macro.
I mean, you have to literally be brain dead, not to shoot that thing at back speed.
No, they're someone.
No, they went they went in to the files.
And found out how fast the MS is to shoot it.
And then they macro it and then put the max MS into the macro.
So it shoots the fastest the server allows it.
And it's 0.5. 0.55.
The fastest.
0.5 milliseconds?
Yep, it's the fastest you could shoot it, or 0.50.
I feel like I could click.
Is there a tester online?
I feel like I can click faster than 0.55 milliseconds.
You gotta do the reaction speed.
There's no way you have a faster reaction speed.
Dude, I don't have a faster reaction speed than 0.55 milliseconds.
Dude!
Guys, stop gifting.
Knock it off.
Tony, what up, Ron?
What up, Porsche?
I don't know.
Ray thanks for the 10 man, you're fucking insane.
Ray I appreciate you man, much love.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you for getting to be here today.
Thank you so much for your stream tonight to be honest.
And thanks for the 100 again, you're out.
How many seconds is that?
Ray thanks for the five, much love again,
you're fucking insane.
Yeah brother, thanks for the four, high splatter,
thanks to $500 donation, $25, you're fucking insane.
That's 20 clicks per second.
Who is the big guy who thanks you for the six,
dang, give, you guys are safe.
For a second.
You're just under dad.
Yo, Flapper, thanks for the 15.
No, I should not do 19.
I should not, wait.
Flapper, you're a Flapper.
I don't know, Flapper, you just said Flapper.
You have gifted like 200 plus subs.
No, I don't think I have 19 per second.
You're insane.
Right, knock it off!
That's 15.
J-Solation 5.
I think I'm gonna give it 15 clicks per second.
19, are you doing 0.55 milliseconds?
Yeah, 0.5L, 0.5L, just lift it up.
Hmm
Yeah, I don't like go
Second that's not like a lot. I probably do like like 13. I was really interesting to find a test for that
Oh, thanks for 10 your fuck guys stop give things up. It's not good off. Yeah, dude. Thanks for prime. You ready up
Hold up. We were you were chit-chat. I haven't even got my stuff yet. Okay. Sorry. I forgot about that forever chit-chat
We were we were we were we were chitchatting. Yeah, we were chitchatting. We go chit for chat. Oh shit true
You go chit for chat. I mean your ass. I'll show you mine. I go blip blip for God. Oh shit
I'm having like an out-of-body experience right now cuz I'm learning that's you're obviously got you a fat-ass rat
You go chit for chat
I need some fendt, wait, do we yell?
Wait, now he's busy.
I can do 6ps, wait, hold on, let me see if there's a clicks per second test.
Clicks per second test.
I got one. I got one. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Oh shit. We're loading
Get him on.
I'm going to see how fast I can go, you ready?
on cpstest.org. Wait, what is it? Here we go. Here we go. CPS
test.org. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start. Here we go. Here
we go.
But 9.4 9.4 9.4 CPS.
What do you got?
I
Think I think I think that's really good. Okay, but are you are you like lifty or hey?
You have to do one like you're shooting. You know mean like you have to like you know how some people
Think they're like palm off the thing and just spam left mouse. Is that what you're doing?
That was just now what I just did was exactly how I'd be holding it if I was shooting a kettle 9.4
That's slow it literally gave me five stars and says cheetah
I got 9.0 and it says tiger and only gave me two stars. How the fuck did I get two stars?
I only got 8.7 we do we do like a two-second test
Hey is the oh higher is better. I'm a dumb wait. We're the last one. Let's go. Oh
9.5 9.5 I got 9.5
Yeah
What the fuck?
Hold on, it's certainly the America's favorite beaches.
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Oh, it's me, I screwed up, I screwed up, I screwed up, I screwed up.
Anything above three is average, bro, if you're a three...
Oh, ten, I got ten, I got ten!
You do?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I think ten is insane.
Oh, there's some some.
He he he he.
There's some some.
Gotta do one second.
Well, I want to do two seconds because like I feel like you start off a little slow.
Maybe I'm crazy.
That's still CPS.
That's still a quicks per second.
So divide it by the seconds you did it.
It doesn't really matter.
Wait, you do few seconds?
I did two seconds.
Yeah.
as fast as possible. That gives you your second. I was ass. What do you get 9.5? The real overtime.
That's probably one more time to you have to put two seconds. You have to put two seconds
I'm just on the side now five seconds.
Got it.
Ten again.
Oh, that's gonna be good.
That's gonna be good one.
You ten again.
You got 9.5 again.
Oh, I screwed up the end.
I screwed up the end.
I keep getting 9.5.
Oh, I screwed up.
I screwed up.
Okay, guys, this is stupid.
That was gonna be good.
You ten again.
You can only go up to ten or something.
I just doing the exact same thing over and over again. Oh, I just got so slow. It rated me a fucking buffalo
You must be on a weight test on a log
My help
40 mommy 40 mommy 40 mommy 40 mom farce
Cracked one
Where are they exactly one's behind this one's gonna be pushing my clothes
That one
Let's push my clothes left
I'm looking now see you
Which guys the fuck
I down again
I know
I was one of them dead. You're dead. You're dead. Nice. Oh behind this. Oh, that's just a click it. Just like a
All that
Don't worry
I'm dead. Do you have smokes on you hunch? I mean on you not right there
You just gotta look down on this guy peanut just look at him
He's over here. He might be behind this
He's behind that rock that's just how one of my I send a call
Holding loading loading loading
Are we fucking for real about it?
14 this condo that guy's one that guy's absolutely one show that I'm watching you
Nice, you're good. You're climbing up. I'm spending
Spending nice
Ready to push win that win that heart right here. I bought a box last one
Nice
Fast defense fast go for us gotta go for us
You go for go for it
Wait, oh wait, I don't have me. I don't have any delays. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. I got you
Go first on top right
Never
I
Think you still down with you maybe I mean like yeah, you did he did he did he fell right here on that
I'm going back up. I'm coming back up. I'm good. I'm good. Okay. Let's challenge him. He's in that room in that room
I'm me right here. He's the first of his way from John
They do what he says dude. He might have felt all the way to the bottom
One shot one shot absolutely one absolute one
Okay, that's too broke then has to be too broke escape ask me to broke
Careful not careful not this is really bad. It's careful
Both left left left hot, yeah, fuck I heard him shield
I'm gonna come on get his ass fuck his ass
On on on I'm ready for you Peter
Hey, what looking
And you're long you're long you're long ass though I should run up hush
Oh
I just have to run. No, no, no, no, please.
I'm sprinting. I popped the fifth.
Oh my God, you're insane. You're insane. You're insane.
You're insane. You're insane.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm a chunky monkey.
That's my grenade.
Random grenade.
I just probably never gonna reach it again.
Between us.
Is that height?
Yeah, it's on height.
Okay, I'll come in a second.
I see him, I see him, I see him, right here.
He's red, he's red.
One good shot, one good shot.
Yeah, I'm just living.
I got him dead.
I
Had to kill what might do
I
Time to enjoy the spoils of war gentlemen. This is what you guys go through every day. Yeah
This is like we're completely different game
Wait, it's not over
I don't think it is
You still got the whole other team plus the people down below. Did you all get this? I
Do the couple guys?
Okay, yeah, they're help me dude. I'm gonna check first team. Yeah, I'm gonna get a process is this so that random guy behind us
You know there's loot over here
We'll go give you some backup bud
I'm coming. I'm coming to invent
GII stream to like 11 or 12 hours, and then I slept like you
Are you sniffing my Johnson and now here I am fucking hot good to see you good to see you
He's a body right there. Look at that
You already looted that guy. I didn't know you didn't even exist. You didn't even exist. That was a diversion
That's a divergent. He didn't even exist
You only fooling yourself. I eat that dumb
Because you got a bonkat. I need dude. I
If I would have gotten bobcat I would say hey peanut I got a bobcat
That's exactly what someone with a bobcat
He thinks of us fools he thinks of us the God of Fours there's so many dead bodies up here
With the with a resin each other. I don't know where any of the people we killed went
There's like a hundred dead bodies up here, but they're all green
Okay, well
I mean peanut has the most you ever
Where's all the
Or god is all that?
Too bad. That's that's what I'm saying. What the?
What the hell?
But motherfucker did fall to his death. I fucking I knew it dude. I heard so yeah
I heard some of all I don't like wait a fucking minute
Like wait a way just a darn deadly man
What was Dingle?
He was completely poor.
I have an idea!
Let's believe!
I don't have anything!
You little fucking turd!
I
Deep up
Okay, whoever said that give me his fucking name right now
He is under the bongulatus protection someone's on your latest type in the chat really really fast and a lot
Tell me he's so that he can't find the name
He's under the bungalows protection. You will never find him. You will never find him
You will never find him he's under the bungalows protection just striped is that a thing
But you like to know weather boy. Oh my god
You like to know there's 70 different names
games. Hush. We're skiddyling down to up. Hatchki, yeah? No, no. I'm with the red legs.
I think we killed the entire lobby. Yeah, I think so too. Bro, there's so many crawled
Man, so many.
Yeah.
Reset.
I need verification on this name.
Oh.
It's like a city.
Oh.
I see 17 different names.
What the heck are you doing?
I'm doing.
I've got crude oil, I've got processors and chemicals.
Nice.
You know what that means?
More C4.
Don't leave me, don't leave me, don't leave me, don't leave me, don't leave me, don't
leave me, don't leave me.
Don't leave me for that.
You have a legitimately 22 seconds.
I'm not pressuring anything, but you have 18 seconds, chief.
You got 15 seconds.
Get out of my way!
That went pretty good.
Oh
Oh no cat i'm so tired
That was me reload we
Loaded in a 17 minutes and then didn't move to like 15 minutes and then there was everyone
Here's me the crazy part every team pushed us. Yeah, like we're supposed to be the one third party is
I got out that they profuse am I doing this type of space dollar in flux
could require my family and their family generations to come we are talking small
niblets here we are talking real dollar real investment I knew yeah yep yep
Yeah, yeah, I'm over here pinching pennies. Yeah, this guy's yeah throw it around dollars. Yeah, he's got a strip club. I
Shoulda known
Little sunlight, little sunlight, little sunlight.
Another day, another night.
Is that not?
Or something?
I'm an old bitch.
Toro. I'm going to Toro. I think we're doing Dan Battlegrounds major. I put yeah, I could
kind of mind it. Uh,
actually like when people ask like ask me to use certain guns. Pretty nice. Pretty
nice.
I can't tell you that. That's a secret. Okay. All right. No way. We're pushing 14k subs.
Yeah. I don't know. Have a seat. Then do that in a minute. You haven't fucking soft.
What's up?
Who's the secret?
Good whips.
Whips.
You need to stop.
Okay.
Who's you actually need to know what map we're going to?
Yes, I can.
What did I just say?
That was a test and you failed.
It's a secret, Cogsie!
It's a secret.
I'm good to go.
Good to go!
That's right!
Dude, stop with the fucking AIs!
Knock it off!
Stop!
I
Screenshot that can you fuck off
It whips
I'll use the L-Toronax game whips dude whips what is whips what are these fucking AI photos
man whips stop stop
I'm gonna go through those later you fucking knock it off
I have a spot I would like to go through Dennis if you would like I have so many
I have just arrived in the game.
We're going all the way up?
It is major, I'm spreading.
Oh, you want to go to that spot? I'm in.
Wait, is that braggers?
I know, we got to hurry.
We're going!
Do my home.
Your home?
Let's go.
your home?
hmm
oh
take a little gander out the window
oh
right
this is actually
so fucking broken
welcome to our new home
what the fuck
can I shoot out of this
oh my god
I love cheating and exploiting to have an advantage over other players, it's like my top three favorite things you do.
Now listen, we're not here to sit on this ledge to shoot so other teams think we're fighting
and then when all the teams kill each other, we jump down and kill them.
Whoa.
This is the plan.
Whoa.
But when do we fuck each other's dads?
Go ahead and shoot a couple shots.
Oh, OK.
Got to take my house off.
We should have had players, bro.
And we hold.
One of them has a snap hook.
I
Throw a little Nate up here I
Got a piece so bother you guys
Of course you take it a pee pee
What do you mean?
I-I-I just wanted to get a goop to make you flashed, do you mind?
No, go ahead, no problem. We should go and kill these guys, but then it's just being...
Yeah, I'm down for that, I'm down for that.
Let's do it.
Well, what happens if we die and then it's just... Okay, let's go.
Fuck them!
BEEKER!
Let's run!
Down this lane. Or they're inside, I don't know which one.
I think they're inside. I think they're inside.
Should we do a loopy-doopy? This way or the other way?
This way. This way. This way. This way. Okay.
There was a thing that was far ahead. Wait, you guys left?
You're upstairs. You heard that?
Oh
Right here. Oh my god. They're right here
Coming oh that guy's
Pink peanut pink I
Rest I rest I rest you watch the cheaters down. This is our chances. We gotta take now
He's dead. I killed him you're fucking you say now
I
Know there might be another one
Your boys cheating yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's go
Kill the one far
Other ones that I think I think I think stop these
Yeah, you're not you're not you die. Who was the third one?
Cheater it was a cheater and then I see for the other one
good work team your mother fuckers who looted the body I didn't wait with the
the guy that was the first body I'm moving up here yeah peanut already
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know the cheater 100% yeah man I would
have told you fucking that of course there's an idiot groups that instantly
if you was looting when you were talking about snap looking I hate to say I hope
you choking them in I hope you yeah I hope he chokes on them in I hope you
I hope he jokes on that man
Yeah, I know you did
The cheetah have one venerated for and it is yours right there right there look at that look at that
Good man right there behind you good man. That's a good man. Oh my god
How did he go side? Oh, damn.
All right, okay.
Feels good to go trip. Feels so good. Feels...
Oh, no, no, no, no. We have to take space.
They're going to see for it.
I'm holding you right side.
Oh, my God. I'm instantly dead.
I cracked him, cracked him, cracked him. Can you watch me push?
Knocked one.
around the corner yeah wait crawling then crawling probably down below and I
got it all right well I'm gonna see for us so that you only the means we extract
your oh wait never mind I got three more wait I got six more work team six more
let's go
Yeah, I got my fucking nuts on your chain
Let's leave I'm gooped
Honestly the rates have been really fucking good tonight
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're kind of fucking
I got bad news. This is my LG.
What?
They got me on a teammate with such wisdom and guidance.
Wait, this is your...no, no, no, no. It's my birthday.
No, it's his birthday. You can't leave on his birthday.
I have 45 minutes left on my birthday. I have 45 minutes left on my birthday.
Yeah, you can't leave before his birthday's over.
Yeah, fuck this. Yeah, asshole.
You piece of shit.
Gum bag.
Yeah, garbage.
Brash.
Mystery in.
roofie in scally wag
I'm trapped
it's called a hutch or whore
yeah dude
$5
jeez
they're expensive nowadays
fuck yeah they are back to my day they were $0.25
if back in my day you couldn't use to cost a nickel
would that be terrible is that inflation no no that would a quarter used to cost a nickel
you could buy a quarter for a nickel yeah wait yeah 25 cents is the lead is less than
five says now that that would be deflation no no no no if you could buy more value with
less value that means that's good I'm asking about the more value is less than the less
value which means is that no more money no more money you could buy a quarter for a nickel
yes I understand what you're saying but that means the quarter is it worth much because
the nickel it's exactly what we're all saying the same thing you could buy a nickel with
You could buy a quarter from the new age with a nickel from the old age
That's implied by say you could buy a quarter with a nickel
What point in history could you ever trade less money for more money direct exchange?
That's obviously implied
It's a whole new team above I spent I think 70 years quadra. I'm playing with I've got a hatch key
I found free right now. I put the dirt. I mean said I would love to play with I think sometime
My life. Oh my god, I have no fit
I've got lots of fed
I'll line up I'll line up. I don't see a fit
Yeah, I got fit
Yeah, I think I know fancy let me share my needle with him
Yep
No, I'm going to the hatch and I'm not turning around
I'm just hitting this extra
The space Jesus is there and he's missed
Oh no
I saw so much lead from you to this rain
Oh my gosh, he did!
He did!
My gosh, he really hit me this time
I like the noble hit and he's hit and he's hit and he's hit
He did!
I just see you throwing that ass back like you're crazy.
I'm throwing in the circle, I'm throwing in the circle.
You're doing it.
Shit!
Yeah!
Yeah, dude, this is my second turn of the day.
The morning stream today was the same.
Yeah, we had 16,000, 17,000 years.
Oh my god, I actually used it.
I wasn't thinking.
Please God, hunchbacked.
Hunch, I wasn't thinking.
I wasn't thinking.
I just used it.
Hunch, please God, please God make it.
Please God make it.
Go, Dennis.
No, you go, you go, you go, you go.
Oh my god, it just closed by the way when I hit it it closed
That was a hundred and sixty seven thousand space dollar rain right there
What the fuck are you grouping?
I'm just now open. I want you to listen to this. I want you to listen what I'm doing. Yeah.
Oh, that's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. You're actually getting would be a scumbag if
you left her now. You would be you would be I would be distraught and also you're
You're leaving on my birthday.
Yeah.
Like this is my birthday, you know?
And if you just hate me, just like say it, you know?
Honestly, I don't think he really hates you,
but think about this for a second.
You're celebrating your birthday
the day you were born, right?
When God brought you on this planet.
So not only does he hate you, he might hate God.
Oh, shit, Drew, oh my God, wait a minute.
I didn't wanna say it,
but I feel like something happened there.
I feel like somebody had to be brave enough to say it.
Yep.
You're so brave.
If you leave right now, just say it.
Yeah.
I mean, just say it.
Ball is in your court, Putch.
Ball is in your court.
One more, right?
What do you mean, one more?
No, no, you have, you have 40 minutes.
Well, yeah.
Four shot.
My birthday, shot time.
Bro, I am going to do this.
Cheers, cheers!
I'm going to take another shot.
Not time.
Shot time.
Putch?
Shot time.
I have not paced.
I have made three.
three
I love your birthday
Yeah, true. I'm face having hutch. I'm face having hutch hutch
Hutch
Watch, why don't you just play with us tomorrow night?
You don't have to stream tomorrow morning.
Just stream with us tomorrow night.
Oh, wait.
Hey, what's that?
I don't know why Hutch starts streaming at 9 AM.
Who's watching at 9 AM?
We do.
I stream at the right time of 7 PM.
That gives the bungalows just enough time to get off the job.
Make sure he does a chat.
Kind of makes her does it.
Have a quick snack.
Kind of makes her does it.
Back up on the cold one.
Sit back on the couch and have a good time.
That's why I stream on IceTree.
Because I'm not.
Yeah, how's your stream?
Just play with us tomorrow night.
The holidays.
You can flip the floppy.
You're scheduled a little bit.
Yo, Jeff, thank you for 61.
Doc, thank you for 6.
Mark, thank you for the 60.
Doc, thank you for 5.
Farner, thank you for prime.
That's where I'm at.
Bill, thank you for 20.
trip actually prime that's where that arc they for seven crack they for 36 adapt
thanks for the tier one that shot burnt down from my mouth to the bottom of my
nut sack good good if hutch leaves he hates homeless people I agree I might leave
right now
tempted him with such a good fuck god damn it forgot about that if hutch
leaves. Yeah, he's fat. That'll get him. That'll get him.
Oh, he's fat. I'm just gonna be honest. I am in shock. How good
our raids are going. Yeah, I know. Honestly, our one has
been incredible. Yeah, we've died. We overstayed one raid
and that was our only legit death. The other death was to
a cheater. We've died once tonight. And we should have
two cheaters we've killed two cheaters in a row we're doing great man we're doing sublime
just stream with us tomorrow night well me and how about this both of you get on because peanut
you're supposed to be getting on a little bit earlier because it is simpin fit saturday remember
No, no, no, no. It's Saturday. It's Saturday. It's Saturday. It's Saturday.
It's Saturday. Every single word you want to say throughout the week,
you just bottle it all up. And it's Saturday. We all let it rip at the same time.
Start stream at seven tomorrow and I'm down to go all day
and from seven to like midnight, PM, PM, 7 p.m.
E. S. T. OK.
E. S. T.
So that's that's six for us.
I'm not hopping on six, motherfucker.
Maybe I should have mine.
I don't know. But do it.
Feedy feedy.
Do it. I'm not going to lie to you.
That's all the lies on it.
I find a good TV show to watch until 10 a.m.
Dude, you are devious.
I did this.
You have any times I start streaming.
Wait, P.F. is sitting me
DMs at 10 a.m.
all the fucking time.
I'm like, I'll be streaming, I'm going to DM it on my plane, peanuts?
Well, I like to hang about.
I like to hang about.
Get a couple burgers, watch a little TV after the stream.
Never hurt anybody.
Plus, if you sleep through the whole day,
no one can ask you to do shit.
So I'm going to ask you to take out the trash at 4.30 in the morning.
I'm not going to ask you to
ask you to do it for 30 in the
evening, but if you're asleep,
you know how many gifts of
for you to watch anime.
Literally all the dollars on
the world. Yeah, but not how
many gifts of it's so good.
It's so good. I'm gonna get a
lot of hate for this. I'm
actually five man. I appreciate
it. Don't tell you just keep
in the cockpit. I've tried.
I tried watching what you
watch and I didn't I which
And if I was what no no no no the same because there's a lot of bad. What there's a lot of bad big ones
Which would you try watching? I guarantee it's not a bad one, okay?
No, yeah, it's just gonna be like that Naruto where like I watch it and had like an epiphany. I watched
One piece my cup of tea one piece not my cup of tea. I watched the Netflix IRL adaptation
You're watching what you're watching the Netflix I wrote yeah, man. That's just as dude. Oh, you're watching the Netflix
IRL chat everyone pointing laugh at him. I was just scrolling through nothing. No no no chat everyone pointing laugh at him
Are you a stupid person?
You watched the IRL
Both of you are you kidding? It was on Netflix. I was
It's based off and no it's not
One one piece. Yeah, that is dude. Okay. Yes. It's based off of but the IRL adaptation. That's like that's like
The most fake that's like the intro to a porno
You know me you just know it's fake and it's like one of those things are just like fuck
I'm just watching you just watch it sort of deal like it's ass
Don't you dare insult the adult industry on their acting skills? I
For one think Mia Khalifa has both the ability and the veracity to act with
Quite elegant. I'll see you're so brave. I mean
She just didn't have the money to pay for the pizzas
Yeah, honestly, no, honestly, you're not wrong. That's that's that. That's actually my fault. No,
it's just so unbelievable that it took five big, long-awaited PC men to deliver the pizza.
Holy shit. Yes. That's so out of the range of thinking that it just couldn't happen.
It's not. You're right. Honestly, that's my fault. Yeah, why don't you think?
Yeah, I didn't think. Let's say thanks for the time. Appreciate it. Thank you. Why don't
you get to be dead? Honestly, that's my fault. You can't watch that. Chat.
Please help me chat. He can't watch the IRL adaptation. Neither can Hunch.
Dude, okay, first one. Ooh, first one. I don't know. I'm gonna get you both on it.
What are we thinking?
Can I be honest? I've watched one anime and I fucking hated it and it was a big one.
What is it?
Was it called Attack on Something?
Attack on Titan, okay. Attack on Titan. It's okay. It's okay. It's not the fucking best.
You
Gotta watch like
Like oh
My god, there's so many good ones like Vinland saga or pervis. I got I'll get you guys on I promise you brother sister
Or step
In my ass I watched one episode of
Something slayer
Okay, okay demon slayer is good
Well, it's a good entry then there's like fate stay night, which is really good to a soccer mode of these
There's so many good ones. I'm gonna get you both on it
Okay
No, no, no Nick asked me that. No Nick. Nick asked me. No, no, no
I'm not no no the fact that people to get turned on for me like cartoon characters is fucking crazy
Yeah
You hear that no? You hear that no? That's the edge. That's the edge.
That's the edge right there.
I'm telling you, you just gotta watch the good ones.
Rawr.
Thank you for supporting Clips.
Let's see what are these days. Let's see what are these days.
What are these days?
Rip it.
Let's ride!
Rip another shot.
Damn, bro.
Go on, Hush.
I can't, bro.
Just stream with us tomorrow
I'm calling it's my birthday I started my stream super late just to drink with you guys. Hey hush
Oh my god, wait you drank a lot what the fuck
I'm streaming by the way I'm streaming by the way
Yeah, I just want to make sure you're not gonna say anything racist
I have watched anime I watched
All the way through and then I used to watch my god actually
Good man
What happens next week DBZ yes, okay the best and best
You watch the decent amount of it or no, but you just watch like a little bit. Yeah, I think I did I watched all the way
Down the queue. Oh, yeah, we just took one. You have to take a shot now
That's one Vegeta kills himself or mid the mod and boo. I'd fucking
Okay, we you know
This cellar was also named in nightmares.
I stopped asking for those two androids, the one with the shorthand, the other guy.
Brother, if I'm on time tomorrow, it will be an act of God.
Okay, well this isn't gonna help, this isn't gonna help my case.
I swear on everything, I've never...
Fuck you.
Fuck, they're mine.
You go three days late and burgers to be an act of God.
I
Just not gonna help my case and not gonna help my case and they think I'm beating off the hentai swear
It's not gonna help my case are better hammered
Happy said when I was really little I'd crush on Android 76 or whatever your name is and then fucking Cortana for me
I was like eight years old
Nothing there mud
I was gonna say I was I was gonna say it's not gonna help my case about this fucking beat him off to whatever
But TVZ brah I was like eight years old out of crush on that Android character
What was her name? What was her name chat window?
And Cortana who you were attracted to it ain't court to anchor Tana and Cortana
No, I was like I was I was like 15 Cortana from Halo you're lying
You're lying. You're lying. You're lying.
Please stop filling us in on this information.
The whole chat knows, by the way.
Android 18. They're on my side.
And Cortana from Halo.
Look at that. Digis Eve.
Yeah. She.
Not making it better, but they know what I'm talking about.
I don't have any zips, by the way, for height.
I haven't run again.
I remember watching one.
What was it? Avatar of the last day of vendor?
Oh, that's a good one.
one up yeah see all right we got that's your place we got the same face they're
up top boys yeah let's get them
that's on left door by the way inside baby pop cap pop cap pop cap pop cap
pop cap knocking knocking knocking it's usually talking about it's up top it's
I'm gonna get him.
Wait, just wait.
Just wait.
Is she went in front of me?
Right.
Broke up, broke up.
God!
I'm capped far right.
There's a guy down.
Which is guy?
I have a C4.
There's a guy right here.
Inside, inside, peanut.
I
Six six dead, okay. All right beautiful. Good job boys. Where's your bucket at? Where's your bucket at? Oh, I don't know
Where's the bomb cat at?
I don't know
on the Bobcat
I don't know
So weird
Oh my god, I would trade you everything in my inventory for that Bobcat. Please God
Okay, I give you anything you need
I'm a desi
I have three offers get people and the speed of which you guys live bodies
It's something to be studied. Yeah, dude
I never was good at it until I started playing with fucking peanut because he just gobbles up all my loot
truly is a
Beautiful, so I mean I blew one body and I'm like man
I'm gonna get off this body and I'm gonna find another no and by the time I get done with that body
Okay, so let me let me take that. Let me tell you that the meds. The meds are gone
The tech is to loot the guns and then swap
Yeah
You loot the you loot the guns and then swap because if the guns if the guns are gone if the guns are gone
Then peanuts gonna look at the body and say everything in there is worthless
And then you just go back after that and loot
He cares about cat who has the Bobcat. I don't know man
Gloksy do you have the Bobcat? Oh?
I don't have the Bobcat I
Totally don't have two Bobcats. Hey trap trap trap rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich
I mean
What do you say
Why would I give it to you you have a van I don't have a van. No, I don't I don't I actually don't oh
You have a stature that's good enough here. Wait. No, it's
Oh, you want a long range gun. Here's an anvil don't give me the one take that as well, but give me the
Yeah, good times good times. I see the best
Come on.
What?
Hey, Bobcat for a goobah?
I actually have zero Bobcats.
I'm not joking.
I have two Oscars.
You're a liar.
See for the cheat.
Hux is the Bobcat.
How'd you get a Bobcat?
I heard the Bobcat.
I heard it.
The take it up with him.
Let me speak for my client.
He says, maybe gift is subs for a Bobcat.
I
Thanks for the prime
I don't think there's any Bobcats
You heard you heard the Bobcats. You heard the Bobcats. No, I don't think so. I don't think that's a pain in the air inventory
Yeah, I don't have a bobcat.
I don't have a bobcat.
It was a Stitcher the whole time.
Can I have a converter then?
Check and mate.
By the way, somebody is taking the mate truck.
He has to go kill him.
Wait, it has to be a connect converter.
Yeah?
Yeah, check your Stitcher.
I've got nothing like that.
Okay, then we're missing one.
We're missing a body.
There's no bobcat.
I promise you we are missing a body. I'm gonna count. Did anyone kept the bodies?
One two three four
Is there any in that room?
Five we're missing. We're missing. We're missing. We're missing. We're missing. We're actually missing a body and it's a bobcat body. Oh
my gosh
We're actually missing a body and it's a bobcat body are we fucking kidding me? Are you kidding?
What the fuck you did? We're actually missing a bobcat body
He has survivor perk crawled away downstairs is that real?
We actually missed a bobcat body are we fucking joking?
Where is it?
Oh my god, he's the motherfucker who triggered my trap in the front door.
Down the zip.
Oh, it's that guy.
It was the guy who hit my trap down the zip.
fuck you fuck you are you can't get it yeah
Yeah, fuck it.
He got it!
There's no way!
Fuck!
No way!
Alright!
Oh my gosh.
Was it the bobcat?
It was. I just looked up and it was.
Oh my god. My game's bugged by the way.
I do I do I heard a fucking bobcat I knew I heard a bucket I'm bugged by the
last one
I'm gonna be quick giving that
Wait I'm good
What?
Dude, fuck man I knew it
Dude I fucking knew it I knew I heard a bobcat and he hit my trap
Fuck!
It's his birthday.
Hit, hit, hit.
Wait, no one hit my top.
You go back?
No, we just, we, no, we, you know, we got major.
Fall, respawning.
Cozy, because it is your birthday.
That's how you are.
I don't, I don't, I don't like Bobcats.
You could have it.
Thank you for your talk.
No, no, no, no, no, AC.
I, I, I normally just keep all my Bobcats to you.
I don't use them.
You're good.
Okay, thank you, Cozy.
Thank you, Cozy.
use for some reason to like that gun way too much.
They're actually doing them. They're actually doing them.
They're actually doing it.
Wait, do we just allow them to kill them?
I'm getting up there. I mean, look where they're at.
Back on.
We don't shoot them. Don't shoot them.
You gotta let them do the thing. Yeah.
That's what I was thinking.
Oh, one's here.
Oh, you're the Rokkusi.
Oh, it's got a grip on me. Oh
Oh, it's got it's got me grip
Did I keep tagging these guys
Wait, what that?
I tagged only died
I've got an absolutely insane osprey for one too big a package of blue mag why you see me holding an eagle
why would you walk up in front of me
he's here it's a tizm it's a tizm
yo creative thanks for 10 mana spider thanks for the price spider you're fucking sad
we kill em all
we'll be two cards on fire
okay I have no close range gun just know that
I
Yeah, once it
Yeah, wait
Let it cook let it cook let it cook let it cook. There's a team. Oh, yeah team under them killing everyone
We wait we wait we do not go in hush
I'm gonna kill these are I'm gonna kill these dark about
The main charge is not even smoking.
No, it is.
It is.
It is almost smoking.
It is.
No, no, no.
It's literally about the front panels are about to break off.
We just wait and then we get the most.
Anyone have a hatch key?
No, no, no.
You do?
Okay.
Yeah.
We actually just sit here for 10 minutes, 5 minutes and then kill everyone.
I'd love that.
Is anyone on height?
There's still one on height.
The water towers.
The one on height right here.
He can take him out right now.
Yeah, I know. Same, same, same.
He's a tempest.
Wait, wait, I can't see.
We hold, we hold, we hold.
You sure? I got a headshot on him right now.
Alright, three, two, one now.
Back. Dead.
Oh, nice!
We just triple headshot him, by the way.
That was nasty.
That was just s-
Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit it.
He can't see fit.
Do you see this? Do you have an angle of this?
Hit him again, hit him again.
Fractum he's gonna jump. He has to jump wait. He might die to fall down one more time right here, right?
I got one. I got one last
Yo, I think you snap hook this is fucking send it. Yeah, but there's a team right here, man
Oh, yeah, church church church church
Well, we love to yeah stared it was stared with sniper, so
They went down wait
At least one did and there was only one up. Yeah, that's funny
I'm hitting zip. I'm hitting zip and see four down and see four down. See four down. I'll say low. I'll say low. I
Think I literally just kill everyone in school. Yeah
I kill everyone with these
Cracked another wait
Hey guys, hello, hey
I'm the team up top, bro. Okay guys, there is nine dead bodies here
My god, oh my goodness. I don't know on the outside somewhere
Oh, man
Hey, come on. One's pushing over to rest his boy. Just rest his boy on the other side
Yeah, hold on hold on hold on
He's right here right here right here
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh my god.
No, I headshot him. No, man. Where did this keep coming from guys, guys, guys, wait, wait,
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Hey guys, guys, great shots, great shots.
Right of applause, listen, listen, listen.
You guys killed Peanut.
I mean Hush, we killed everyone.
You guys can take the loot, just let us go.
There's so many, there's so many, there's so many bodies.
You don't need us.
You're just trying to fuck you like you're really juice.
No, I have an Osprey and a Renegade.
You want it?
Dude, you see how many dead bodies we just killed?
Oh my god, oh my god
I should maybe I should just fucking do you think guys
Guys can I loot peanut you guys can loot everyone else
Thank you, man. I appreciate you bro. I got a reneg you guys wait
Hello
Friends, I'll give you my ass break back
Can I loot peanut here to vent? He's really poor. He's really poor here. I'll give you my house, right?
Okay, I'll do the peanut peanut. Which one are you?
Thank you you got goop
Yeah, what do you have what do you have what do you have a debunker like a hundred billion dollars?
Uh, get up, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no!
Yes!
One health, one health on this guy.
One health on this guy!
One health, one health!
I've been running good.
I can point.
Nice!
Yeah!
Just another team, just another team, just another team.
We just, we just, we, hush!
Hush!
We just get the goob and leave!
Oh my god, why are my tj's so troll?
They had tj's fobcat. What am I supposed to do?
He said, the guy, the guy, the guy was like, the guy was like, what is he to have a drop in?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Damn it!
Oh shit that was diabolical we just got you just got all of us
here how many space dollars were in that area we could have sent our kids to
college and funded our 401k you out of your mind
oh guys listen up the hell was that those guys are gonna stream snipe us from
end of fucking oblivion by the way now because a hutch those guys are gonna
stream site bus until we have no fucking nipples okay we're fucked we're fucked
we're fucked those guys you say what you want they killed peanut and no one
will kill my teammate and find a friend in me fuck them thank you hot
Honestly, you know what? I changed sides. I changed sides. I am now completely behind
Hunt and his decision. He's kind of blocking out the sun from back here and the stars and
everything else I can see, but I stand behind his decisions as well.
Hold on a minute. I will say, Dennis, I probably should have asked you what gun you
you had before throwing the grenade.
Oh, the size of action as soon as the team leader dies, it goes to second in command hotch.
And you made the right decision.
You made the right decision.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Boys, that's my LG.
No, no, no.
It's not.
It's my birthday.
Wow.
This is LG.
So, let's make it a good one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I agree.
You're making it a good one.
No, you have 11 minutes.
You have 11 minutes.
You would hate my birthday.
He's saying goodbye bungulators and goodbye turtles. Good night. I love you all
I hate fat people I
Hate fat people left out to die
Dude, you see how many dead bodies?
or in
That cylinder
That guy that guy was gonna drop you as Bobcat by the way that guy was gonna drop you Bobcat and then hutch when fucking ran
That was I am ball I have never lost a max goop
That was the big kahuna that was a
I
Really was then I don't know the cool digger is but yeah, I agree
Me neither, but it's but it's something it's something cool
All right, well peanut it's just me new drink it on my birthday
Well for 10 more minutes then it's just gonna be taken
Salute
I'm depressed and I have AIDS I actually cannot believe I I'm literally there's sad about dying
in this game and then there's just incomprehensible I can't even thank you for the emotion that I'm
trying to feel right now I can't even feel it yeah above my capabilities of feeling
Oulu! Thanks for the Prime stuff!
By the gods. By the gods. By the gods.
Oh, shout out to him.
Good thinking. Cheers, boys!
Hello! I'm the third character of the K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K!
What do you wanna do?
A phenomenal.
Little bit of goop.
Rarr. Thank you so much for resubscribing to Kooky Cloakzy. Oulu!
Yo, go! Thank you for prim-
The nature and nothing else new medium kid new medium kid. Oh medium kid. Okay. You want to um
What
I need quite rude processors you want to go like and biographs nothing I
Be down for what you want to show that stream?
You should a little bit of stuff from mr. Shiny we're in a cup though. Some people know what you're drinking
if I empty oh I don't want that I got fucking a I got a nice taste in my mouth
let's ride okay nevermind
um put C4 in my ass
We can we can do a duos we get a third
I'm not for duos. I'm not for
DOS. I don't give a fuck. Whatever you want, buddy
We can we can do
We think
We could grab I got a hide those or we could do where we could grab like
Genji or summit or I think I think dude. I think someone's on a CS go. He hasn't played once this way
What yeah
Really, uh-huh. They no more. No
Why not?
Dude he's been playing just see us going us up a whole chest family to you guys
Fuck is that
Disgusting
She has to drink though it's my birthday that is true for the next six minutes
Oh, no, she can't drink she has she was bored like stomachache or something
It is them no she's got like she's got like something in her stomach that makes
Yeah, she's a softy. She's got soft hands. Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks for the prime sub.
Oh
It's all the same y'all a mayor that dude whips turn off the fuck I drink I don't have any
Alcoholic here because my parents are religious and they don't keep alcohol in the house
Oh, yeah, if you just don't care about my brother, you can just say that
Yeah, I don't
What are you fucking kidding me what god do you worship?
Oh, pooxie.
You're my boy.
Oh shit.
Don't do that for two.
What's your religion?
You waffle that for two.
Don't do that for five.
Jesus' superpower is literally turning water into wine.
What do you mean they don't keep alcohol for religion?
Yeah, don't they serve wine in churches?
other people drink my my dad my dad and my mom just thinks that it's better off
that they don't drink they don't think it's like
they don't care if like other people drink this oh they are also a figure in
their church so they just oh yeah okay okay okay okay all right see you later
give the man his keys what yo Earl knock it off did I forget birthday Earl you
You have donated a hundred dollars offline.
I don't know how many times, bro.
Back it off.
Stop.
Rip cases.
Are we going in with kids?
Yeah, we're actually fucking tonight.
Like, we're owning.
Absolutely shit about everyone.
That being said, it could go down really fast.
Slots. Yeah, what if I just IRL stream on blackjack table?
Here they go recommending Vimland. Yeah, listen, I'm like I I know my I know my shit, you know
Good boy.
Bowling for five. Much love, Ben.
Probably not, Wix.
Where's my left face? Oh my god, that's great. Wait, I actually tweaked that.
Left at face, Glenn. That's a good tweet. Tweeting it on my main.
We did it.
He's full of nothing.
He was playing it in from, and I'm not readied up because-
the whole over here boys
the fact that I'm forced and playing with you and swag yeah yeah yeah no I do
feel bad about that dude and you will get your fact I promise yeah so swag he's a
cop player and he was learning how to play the game so then I Jinji joined to
teach him how to play and we got absolutely pile driven and then you
You guys played duos and didn't win for six hours.
She's homeless, swag.
She's homeless.
Homeless.
Swag.
Dude, stop saying.
I
Was this
There's no way you don't know who swag is
Dude peanut doesn't know any peanut peanut doesn't know any streamers
Me in my buggy ladies with a heart crew we have a heart to crew
I'm sure he's a great guy though. I'm sure he's great. I'm sure he's great. She's in video games
Oh
Dude if I cheated in video games people wouldn't tell me how bad I am in this one people always accused me of cheating always
Always literally always I try to tell them that it's all still but
You can't convince them all
Especially when they see the plays I make it's almost impossible to convince them otherwise
Peanut you're a terrible liar
I'm not a fan of you.
Now, tell me about this swag guy, what's his favorite things to do?
Play video games.
Like all did he?
What's he like?
Better than you.
Is he a little conceded?
Is he?
Wait, no, not conceded.
Is he?
What do you think?
Is someone quiet?
Is he a little quiet?
He's a little quiet.
He's a good controller player that being said this game. He has good aim, but he has no clue what's going on really good aim though
Gotcha, okay
But I have a stature I have a stature no can I convert it that's it I
Have a stature in the shotgun
Dude someone asked in your chat if I'm a poo bag like what?
That's a good question. Yeah, what that's actually a good question. Hello. Are you teaching your chat? Just answer the question don't be weird
No, I said I'm a little worried about three times
I'm telling you I would hook the plumbing in my house straight to my gaming chair absolute precision
Even would still be able to wheel around it'd be a one of those
Cylinder silver vent looking holes it would suck right down to the into the ground
No, I didn't have to get up while I'm streaming. Can you choose a map?
Yeah, I'm not ready to up. We haven't been ready. Oh, no
What matter?
Oh, I'm not sure if I'm
ready to do this one chat shut
up.
I'll see you in a minute.
The burnt peanut gets his revenge on the thief Kloxy.
Pussy, it's peanuts bobcat now,
and it's a clip of you looting my bobcat.
Is that guy, is that guy?
Good.
Now the world will know.
Now the world will know you're a Goop thief.
I got my revenge.
Oh, I'm a Goop thief?
Dude, I'm a Goop thief?
If they'll take a clip from my stream,
like in some type of profound statement or stance that I'm willing to die on, this isn't
like Aslan Golds or Hassan Street where I'm talking about the intercomplexities of the
economic scene of the world over here.
You're also going to abuse animals and shock your dogs.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm not making, I'm literally just making poop and dick jokes.
So they'll take some clip of me, he's like, oh, he said a joke about Afghanistan and
the whole conversation will be like, do you know actually, do you know the
Concepts over there. It's like dude. I don't care. I don't care. I
Don't care. I don't care
I make it a poop joke and then I'm moving to the next poop joke. That's all I'm doing
I'm not making some grand statement about anything
Anything but future reference anything
I'm deleting this read. I'm going to read. I'm building three. I don't know why I treat that why I treat
I'm leaving face. I gotta
I
Got to lead it. I got to lead it. I got to lead it. I'm I really did it. I did it. That's roll children
They're going through shit. I believe that I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it chat. I did it
That's a pretty good suit
It's not a good idea to do that.
Did you know what's funny about those clips though?
What?
Is that anytime they post clips they're like name you and folksy and then when it comes to me they call me someone.
I saw that. I saw that. I saw that.
I was hiding my screen. I was hiding my screen. I'm sorry jet. I was hiding my screen so you guys didn't know
No.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I was hiding my screen.
I forgot.
Someone goes to the gameplay to watch.
I think the silly Jesus is finally hitting the negative way.
Oh, Diggle!
Diggle!
Oh
One one
That's dead dead dead two dead
keeping
Yeah
before our graders all I want to know what oh my God look at my health oh my god the
here the way they just jumped down like that
there's no way they jumped hey guys hey honestly nice shots nice shots guys
yeah yeah hey guys hey guys honestly nice shots we were
shit talking those free kids that's on us honestly good shit
Hey guys, hey, we're up here listen guys if you don't mind
Wait, no, wait, let's have a same day if somebody's dead. Oh, it's you guys. Okay. They're mine guys. It's the peanut
Guys guys we were should talking those free kids they were should talking us fuck them
No, no, you're good you're good as part of the game as part of the game listen
I'll forgive you a simple d5. Thank you man. I appreciate that listen the best birthday wish ever
would be to be raised right now okay I'll drop you by C4 I got him in my ass
guys you have to live you have to live you have to live you have to live you have to live wait
they jumped they jumped
wait Gigi you don't have you don't have
No, cuz I'm poor and I don't have this computer print.
I cut one?
I cut one, I cut one, I cut one.
I go? You alright down there?
Yo, what is that?
Yo, how many of you guys are up?
You know, are you dead?
Yeah, he's dead.
Thank you.
Thank you, man. I appreciate that. Thank you. Listen, you kill-
Uh-oh, I'm a pussy-
Whoa!
Guys, it's me!
Uh-oh.
Fuck you guys!
You killed my friend! They're all dead!
Yeah! Fuck you!
I'ma fuck your dad!
Make eye contact you
You killed you killed peanut. I want you know I want you know I'm out. It's my let's say Christmas is
Christmas is over. Let's say Christmas is over and it's my birthday and there's nothing more than I want you know
It's my birthday!
It's not Christmas no more!
Guys? Guys?
Guys? Fuck em.
Fuck em. Fuck em.
Fuck em!
That was cute.
Let's go!
Ah, ew!
Did I see a peanut?
Can I loot peanut and gg if you guys don't mind and just get out of here?
Is that cool?
Can I loot peanut and gg and just leave?
Where's gg?
Gg died all the way up top.
But there is a dead guy up there.
Yeah, she dead dead.
Dude, I was telling them I was going to die and they did them to res me and they just looked at me.
I got my friends are really poor, so I got to get them some goop. They're homeless
What can do Jeff
It's a stitcher and a um
Toro like Max
Can I have Jinji's Toro?
Yeah, yeah, thanks. She's poor. She's homeless. Thank you. Okay. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah
He's very oh, thank you. She's very
I appreciate you are you guys playing straight out or you leaving money do you have
Here you go here. Yeah, there you go. There you go
I'm a skedaddle though
Thank you guys appreciate it I
I
Gave them C4 that's good, and they thought who the old these guys
All right, baby
Wait someone goop these guys
That was me you do there's a how did it how did you goop all three of them?
You know how I do damn good at goop. Hey shit. That's not me. Hi key
this might be the most homeless
stature I've ever seen.
It has all gray attachments
No mine had green
Attachments. Thank you very much. All right green silencer
Yeah, green silencer and
The nice B shooter you got there
I
Honestly, I don't know why the random team jumped on you and thirsty you
That's all good for you jeep
I fucked your dad
Oh, yeah, the wait the guy that you killed right there at the end was the guy that killed
me.
Really?
Yeah.
Thank you so much for re-subscribing to pookiecloaksy, oo-oo.
Hey, peanut, I think you've got money.
I didn't get your loot out.
But I can bring you something.
What do you want?
I love a...
You want bobcat?
Renegade in a...
Oh, I love a bobcat.
Yeah, mm-hmm.
I love that.
Uh, I have no leg gun parts,
so it's 40 percent.
Do you hate it?
I'm recycling two bobcats
to repair this for.
You're welcome.
What?
Thank you, sir.
Yeah.
You're welcome, Nutt.
Thank you for the 10 subbywubbies
Uh, GGI of your poor one and poor two you seem to bring amma are we really like come on
up
Oh, you're fine. We all got started somewhere
Dude
How much money does peanut have?
We can't make fun of peanut cuz he's like a make-a-wish
And you have a brain true peanuts don't have brains
Thank you for the ten subby Wubbies dude it whips turn off these fucking alerts
and the numbers.
Big Mike, Nathan T1.
Dumbo, Nathan 10.
Big Mike, Nathan 10.
And the Thousand Bits, man.
You're fucking insane, Earl.
Earl, you need to stop giving me $100, man.
You keep giving me $100 saying, even when I'm offline,
you fucking psycho.
And the alerts are going to knock it off.
I see shadows of those guys for raising me, lucky.
I have low on processors, why do I have no C4?
I got ammo, I need 4k more.
Thank you for supporting Klozzi.
up. Lucky, thanks for your time. 14k subs, we are not hitting 14k subs tonight. We are
not hitting 14k subs tonight. If I hit 14k subs, I will shotgun two beers back to back.
Wow, that's a lot of subs. Thank you for the 20 subby wubbies.
Where have you been? There's no way the first message is really Arnold
Hey guys knock it off
I
Did you have your center in your Torah?
Okay, thank you. Yep. Yep. What's your go-to open the best one is survivor so much for re-subscribing to pookie cloaksie
Thank you for supporting cloaksie. Oh, I got a high screen here, right
Alright guys, stop subbing.
We're not hitting 14k tonight, knock it off.
Okay, whips, whips, whips, get rid of that alert.
Whips whips, get rid of that alert.
What the fuck did I see?
I
Knocked off chippy stop priming
Jumbo with the 10 a big mic with the 10 a ghoul bro. What have you done at bramble? Thanks for the 10
My home's a free prime on
Two seconds wait what happened? Oh chippy. Thanks for the prime chief. See you. Thanks for the five
I
Saw a thing on Twitter where people got reset bossy with the hundred give command you're fucking insane
You're insane
Boom boom your left
I have to wait for this idiot picks us up
wait I have the perk I have the perk I have the perk I have the perk
wait I thought I did too
did the perk?
yeah I have the perk
oh nice gameplay
it's the red one right?
yeah
You did give me a little extra little stuff.
I'm back, gentlemen.
Peanut, peanut, peanut.
Hey, thanks for coaching.
My decadentia.
Thanks for coaching.
Yeah.
Hey, where are we running?
This way.
Yeah, I don't know where we're going.
We gotta get to the triangle house.
Yeah, I'm going straight down below.
Breeze skill, isn't it?
XMH1 PvP or XMH1 Tree PvP?
And forget them this one.
The survivor perk is the best, by the way.
I forgot to get it.
Oh, now you can die first.
Titan, brother.
Did you share your needle with me, please?
Titan.
I can give you two.
Oh, thank you. Thanks. Dude. What?
If you like five
me well
Earl thanks for 36 stamps and makes a five style. Thank you to Titan. They're tight and there's no way you tier one
to then 50 gets the Titan. What's up, bro?
What the hell where did you come from man? No, what up, bro?
No, I mean it's a 20.
We just got a mosey on by
Yeah
No, and you ever mosey on by but you know
300 and where are we actually about to get 350 fucking subs that's is it I don't guys I
Am not I only good at video games. Okay
It whips it do not repay the replay the 50 you would fit. I see
I'm a stream on YouTube. I did a 10-hour stream on YouTube
Yeah, I should we go down yonder
Tokyo gold
The clouds take the 10. Oh it didn't play. Oh
Missing these are you fucking kidding me?
I'll go in versus the team leader
I
Saw mr. Krabs. Oh, that's mr. Krabs. Yeah, we can wait there. This is yeah
My god, they're right there and I can't do this every day
How to give you cover fire
I'm gonna die a crack fun. Oh, I'm gonna die. I'm not no crack one close up right
I
Got another one
C4 C4 another one
Okay, okay, I gotta shoot this guy. We guys right there care of run run run run run run run. They're gonna donate that
I don't know I know I don't want that down one. That's why yeah
You guys keep the key to play because it could be business. I killed one I think
like full dead yeah I think so right there
push up push up I think I can kill them
let's see for pop sorry I killed that
kill them all they're all my god I
killed them all this guy's only one
dad this guy this guy's not this is
really this isn't it they're all dead
These are all looted. These are all these guys aren't no he's trolling. He did not learn it
Okay, well this guy wasn't loaded wait upstairs
They're beeping
I mean, they're definitely running by the way
Really run to
me
No, that guy was one man, I should just swung it
Yeah, his hips into the third wall pack
What are the elevators? Yeah, yeah, the two I
Researcher Jupiter I
I swear I swear I'm pretty sure Jupiter on top.
That's a Tempest.
Thank you for supporting Clover.
Still that's a Jupiter.
I'm gonna be sad.
That's a Jupiter right there.
Head home at the cliffside air shaft.
Right here.
Get your chair.
It might push towards us.
That's another team.
Another team.
Right here right here it might push towards us
I'm gonna finish this guy off.
On me, on me, on me, on me, on me right now Tempest.
Okay, Peanut, you need to come on.
Oh my god, they're behind me.
They're behind me.
What welcome all there's two that it's a whole lot. Yeah
I have to push over to him
You look at him right now. Yeah
We're shooting at him
I don't know where those guys came from yeah, what we told you
Oh, I'm a whole new team. Yeah, that's what I think I said penis is a whole new team right there
Right here right here
Underway underway right here
It's a job
Hey, oh god, I'm gonna be dead. You're dead. Yeah, nice
Very for the team on top of the L you snow you snow priority
Yeah, you're
Hope Clopsy doesn't make a f**ky f**ky, ooo-oo
You're a doofus
Thanks for the gift, doofus!
Dude, I tell you that it was a whole new team, nobody saw it coming
No, I screamed, dude, I'm gonna f**k you
Now without me paying you first
Oh s**t
Now without me paying you first
Clopsy, I'm telling you, nobody could have seen that coming
I literally said Pianth was a whole new-
You know, psychic with the crystal ball wouldn't have seen that coming
Okay
We pinged them, peanuts?
Nah
I
Sounds like you're make-believing
Are they geared peanut or they're free kids? Oh my god, I'm gonna die again
I'm going to be dead. Um what? I'm going to be shot. I'm going to be right there.
One's wrecked, one's wrecked.
He's pushing.
He's at the roof, he's at the roof.
Two through two, one at the roof and one below.
I've got one, two up top, two up top. The person used two up top.
I should have put it down below, it's gotta let you see, right?
No, dude, I didn't know he was there.
I didn't know he was there.
Oh my goodness.
Yo, this guy was one shot, man. I could have won this.
Guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys
hey guys good shit nice shots
right well what's up another team yeah another team on top of the hill
oh dude full team on top of the hill full team on top of the hill
oh okay good the pushing run you guys have to leave run run burn that
when's that you just fuck you guys have to live
we mean nice try
fuck bro that's a positive guys nice shots honestly good shit GGs GGs nice
shots wait what the fuck hey what hey oh what the fuck thank you guys thank
Thank you guys.
Where do you die?
Okay wait guys.
I have a question.
Guys my friend is really poor.
My friend is really poor. His name is peanut.
Like I'm talking like 20k to his name, okay?
Is there any way I can loot his load out?
There's one gun.
I just need one gun.
He's so poor and homeless and ugly man.
It's really bad.
What I mean, I've seen
So I'm gonna have to allow this dude. He's so bad. Thank you
Dude, he's so yeah, we're where were you?
I
The gold he's
Someone worth with fucking gold
Okay, thank you guys. I'm sorry man. This is a make-a-wish donation. I appreciate it seriously
He's gooped
Wait, no, he's not I got I got I got I got a ready. It's a renegade in the Osprey. Is that cool?
Thanks, thank you, thank you. Sorry, he's just really poor guys just write this down as a make-a-way today. Thank you
He just he did he's just ugly his dad left 20 years ago to get milk. It's just it's one thing on top of the other you know me
Yeah, dude, yeah, it's he says it's gonna come back every Christmas and it's like you're picking up cigarettes and he's picking up, you know
Scratch off. It's just it's over and over
Right right right that's what I'm saying. I appreciate you guys. Thank you
Wait my 14k subs
Yeah, man. Yeah, I got the Bobcat, your Osprey, and ready good.
I have your Venk tube, didn't you?
Thank you guys, I appreciate it.
Wait, wait, guys?
Wait, guys?
Guys, guys, guys, guys?
No mercy, Gina's here.
I should have ran the other way.
No, that's not how you do it.
That's not how you do it folksy. That's not how you do it
Don't work on that technique gotta work on the technique it's about the strategy
Also, they're probably watching closely so announcing everything you've got yeah, okay. Well, I have I haven't got the best idea
Are you?
Dude, I am a that's my fault. You're saying that's my fault
I have an idiot in my ear that looks like a fucking peanut that probably has a fucking
Yeah, that has a little thing on his head that's spinning around in circles probably riding the short bus it was fucking
Finger paint. Okay saying do you get the bobcat? Do you get the bobcat? Do you get the bobcat?
You're asking
Obviously they're watching. Yes!
Now you don't, Pushey. Now you don't.
Let's ride.
No need to worry, gentlemen.
We'll spatch the one off the record next raid.
On to the next.
I am so poor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gigi, I'd your thank you.
That's all good to me either.
again I might I'm gonna reiterate I think this is affecting my ability to
play the game in a perfect I like it let's take a shot yep
boys I was talking time
I'm shocking a beer
Yeah, 14,000 so
Interesting 14k subs
I'm telling you this next year is gonna go 10 times better than the last one. I guarantee you
This is gonna be a big rain for us big wait. Let's free kit free kit
close up
I played that so bad I was gonna go back for peanut and then two people pushed me shooting
me from each side of the house and I could have killed one guy if I just would have
like focused and yeah me too
I hope you're close for the season, Raider.
It's a good day for picking candleberries, but do beware of frostbite.
Rar! Oh, Pooxy, who's a good boy?
tangos blowing up clinkers over in the north west I thought they were close sir
well this clinker is resilient
guys I'm going to be worthless in like 45 minutes yeah I'm already the silly just already
affecting my gameplay quite severely I'm always well I just shotgun two beers go
15 seconds good I was discussing good to get you to fuck a fan Friday no no it's
Saturday we let's get a mind out Saturday let's go yeah I'll start
David Dave the wee whoo why did I just who aggro the fucking lever that was
you know I know we can find a mission country we gotta find it the way
watch out people in those windows yeah well fucking this spider is fucking
my ass. I go to the mall by Uggs. I don't know about that. Is this Bastion gonna 180
and kill me? This Bastion might 180 and kill me. Wait, wait, wait. Nice, nice. I'm waiting
The bashing reset care care care bashing
get away get away fine if I have this passion on me guys it is over
where the hell are you
nice word I just one more got the holy I hope well I'm dead dead in my health
You see my health
Genji you okay
Yeah, I've only got four bullets there.
Um, I'll be brun.
Hey guys, listen.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait!
It's Christmas!
Okay, listen.
Come on, James!
Oh.
Oh
you. Thanks for the prime sub.
Clip it please. Give me a clip right now. Alright, well, no, no, no matter, no matter
this next round, I'm going to go 10 times better.
Yeah, come on.
Wait, let me switch it. Let me switch it. I want to switch maps. Let's go this way.
you called
you have to you have to you have to
look at it uh i sent it to you
on discord dude
your grade was fucking insane
i saw my grade i was watching it
third person
Let's ride
Thank you for supporting Clogsie
That made with the best native every that made it was the best native ever seen in our greatest
I think I look like a fucking unicorn.
Have a good bus going on game.
I have one.
Yeah, yeah.
I have a rally too.
Wow, that's a lot of subs.
Thank you for the 20 subby wubbies.
Chat, we ate 14 of the subs and I'm letting you know I'm going to be hammered.
we send Jinzy out into the fray.
I mean, let her die.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
That's that is karma.
Our share of it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, think.
He's like over.
He's right.
Oh my god
Right here
Venom in
Nice one more one more one more one more
Oh he's reloading reloading reloading
Wait there wasn't one why there was two
Oh fuck
Okay my fault
But a mere warm-up rain, how many times do you get through the action?
All right, you know what, enough fooling around, enough fooling around, put on a medium kit,
I've got a serendipitous place to take us, a sublime place to take us.
Guys, I can't.
What?
What I actually don't have anything you want me to bring
So hilarious as that is just grab as much as you can. What do you want to bring? What do you want? What do you need?
What do you need?
Okay, wait, I might be oh, no, no, what do you need? What do you need?
No, good. I have like so I have I have over a hundred. I'm not joking. I have over a hundred guns
What do you want?
Just bring me whatever I don't care. You want a teppas for you. Do you want a Venator?
Do you want a Toro? Do you want a teppas patina?
I'm not asking you
I'll take a tempus
Thank you, thank you
You know do you want something you want something what do you want you want a bobcat?
Toro what a fully goofed one max scoop
Got you repairing it to my man my man just bringing it out
You just give me you best of slot
This what a full purple attachment
For some reason I thought you said I'm giving you the best
Yeah, yeah, let me don't don't solicitate you know like I don't dish out peanut like that
Sorry
I'm close these bottom beds. Oh, you know power bottom power bottom. No bottom beds. Oh shit
What are we doing oh wait, let me change it. Yeah, good thing. Good thing. We're going here
Oh, thanks for the prime sub.
Okay, I'm about to go pour in a second
Yeah, I don't really know what's happening with my stream, but we're at 14,000 subscribers
So I don't really yeah, I don't really know what's happening. Yo, sir. I learned they said
10 mastig. Thanks for the one give the subs that she that's the lose logo
So, Cappy, thanks for the 50, dude, cool chillin'.
Cool chillin'.
I feel like I owe you dinner, bro.
Are you here?
Cool chillin', are you in chat?
$100 donation, are we fuckin' serious?
Spider, spider, take two, spider, 58 gifted,
you fuckin' psychopath.
Bruza, Blanco, thanks for the eight guys,
eight and four, much love, long ass time,
thank you guys.
Silky thanks for the five Macandell you're fucking awesome up there man
Macandell you're also up there. You're fucking the same
Breezy Peter. Thanks for the prime Peter. Peter. There's no way you pure 120 gifted
I think I'm hammered. Oh shit Peter. You want to hand it up? Yo, Boke. Thanks for your man. Oh
You've been definitely around for longer than that
Gary thanks for the prime Colin I should three right I should prime almighty. Thanks for the
Come on guys. Wait, where's my gun? Wait, I see the peanut picked it up
What the hell I have to be I'm getting up right now right now later
Yeah, hopefully later we're in the middle of the game
Wait that shotguns yours peanut. Well, I got the shotgun too. Oh, yeah
I'm not going to lie to you, the silly juice has a grasp on me.
Here, take this.
A firm grip on me right now.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Rar.
Oh, Pooxy.
Who's a good boy?
Oh, Pooxy.
Rawr, oh pooxie. Who's a good boy?
It's your mr. Close he gets back
That's it.
Yeah.
five are back sorry oh that ride you support it's too sure
guys I'm not throwing up I just went to pee
I
See what I think no, not that I feel the fucking
You feel that close to you that's the feeling of a success. You're coming right up right here right now
Oh, you're a dude a pro. Thanks for the five. I'm gonna drop it down the loon security breach. Oh
Oh, okay. Sorry, I just stopped mid-cent is right up right there.
Um.
You guys need anything for hideout or are you like good?
Gingy
Like this one's actually maxed
Would you again?
I have actually never seen this amount of loot there's one two three four five four
I
I got heavy ammo simple gun parts cloth shotgun ammo firecracker light ammo cloth cloth cloth cloth
That's a load of shit. Yeah, dude. Just congratulations. They completely gutted that
You got a Bobcat?
Tell me his name chat. Tell me his name. Tell me his name
never. He is under the
protection. You will never
find his name. Here. Three
sub to whoever tells you
the truth. You want to
silence the truth? Here.
Three. You're tired. You're
right. The peanut to whoever
tells me his name. You'll
never find it. You'll never
find it. You're out.
Scali and he's under the
You got a spare needle for me?
You want mine or a different one?
I want your needle.
Okay, got it.
I'm not getting close.
Let's ride!
Damn right, you do.
Dude, oh my god.
What?
Someone sent a guiazo with a guy's name.
What was his name?
King of Smoke!
King of Smoke?
Yeah?
Giazo?
Giaz-
Don't get-
What?
Dude, a guiazo at-
Giazo?
What?
It's like a Prince Grant dude.
How old are you?
Thousands of years old.
I can tell you that right. Yeah, but you have no wisdom
Infinite wisdom. How do you think we keep making out of these rainfowl? Yeah, they've been
Infinite wisdom and no bitches
The door's open and close your door. She taught me a lot of bitches now
I saw the first lady you've ever come in contact with with like two weeks ago
Yeah, your mom
Are you all right?
That's it
Actually, I'm fucking you
Wait a minute
Hey, we go hot shit spot
per chance per chance
You go hutch spot a hundred percent. They're up top all these doors are open wouldn't they be up top when they go down us?
No, we just go here
Angie what oh?
Wait, oh my god hush spot is fucking insane
I mean, yeah, we can cheat an X with the 100 winners over all the players.
They're not your plan.
Thanks for the Prime sub.
You think we'll be friends forever?
No, die.
I
Yeah, yeah, they shot the camera shot the camera double the world top
I should we go up there we blast up
Oh, no, no, no peanut. There's so many people can be here
We just wait till they go to the bottom and then I see four here. It's upstairs. I got some people wait wait peanut
I'm gonna give you something it makes really funny noises. Okay, here you go. It makes really funny noises
Beep beep beep and then boom boom boom man, then you kill it right yeah, yep, yep, yep
I'm coming for that ass now. I'm coming for that ass. I want you back. I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fuck you
you got a wall I'm gonna fuck you we're here
no I'm a fuck up nice shot nice shot nice shot
Oh guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
I fell.
Wait a second.
Alright, peanut, peanut, so it makes zero noise.
Now what do you mean it makes zero noise?
Fuck you!
I'm a fuck you!
And then respectfully apologize.
So if you just-
Do you shoot this wall?
No.
If you dismember that, it makes no noise.
Nah, nah.
Dis-dis-dis-
Cousy!
I've got the bombs!
You dismember it!
Okay, come here, come here, come here.
I need bombs too!
Come here.
Come, come here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you do it.
You dismember it in the wall.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Come here. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it
Yeah, sit here here. Take these take these take these
Thank you sir
I'm gonna fuck you
Fuck you. I'm gonna fuck you good. I
I'm gonna fuck you guys good
You don't mean that
I'm a it's my birthday they can't all right listen yeah yeah rules I apologize
in advance bro no you're missing you're missing yeah you just missed
every single one. Who's she for is that sirs? Oh my God. Oh my gosh. Oh my good.
Guys. Oh, she messed the hell out of you. Okay. Ginger. Drop. Ginger. Drop. I'm coming.
I'm coming to kill you out to onto the
Okay, whatever. I don't care
I'm coming
We take a little shot of the kilo and then I'm coming
Except for the tequila and then I'm coming
and a little sip of the tequila, and then I'm coming.
Delicious, I'm coming.
Charge! Happy holidays while I fuck ya.
Nah, we're doing this.
Post half, peanut.
Is that wall bugged where you were?
one down
two down
another one
one one one one one
nice
yeah
there
yeah
are you
Are you broke?
That you hit level can you shut that camera up
They got nothing
All right, listen listen, come on come on come on come on come on come on
Oh
Come here!
Get out!
Okay, Penis is going to kill you. Run!
Penis is going to kill you. Run!
Merry Christmas Happy Holidays! Run!
Run! Run! Run! He's coming! Run!
He's coming! Run!
I said the door! Run!
Run! Run! Run!
Oh my god.
He's coming.
He did it. He did it.
Are you one of them stupid bugs?
what are we doing what are we are you fucking for real are you for real we
I just let that guy read in front of his mother fucker just swan ton bomb the edge of the fucking thing
Excellent work are we serious guy right here with the hell who's this guy
Indeed what are you doing out there?
I'm going in!
Dude, that wall that you guys read, it fucking got me outside, by the way.
He's dead, by the way.
What?
She goes, she goes, she goes!
Who's he?
She's like a bluesie.
I don't know.
How did he know?
She was inside and created her information.
That's crazy!
How did he know?
What the heck is Jason fucking born?
He could cheat a future.
What the heck?
That guy's cheating.
That's right.
He's in my mind.
He's in my head.
What the heck?
Thank you for the text.
Where's his boyfriend, dad?
Yeah, you want to see this cool brass pot?
No, I want to murder people. Oh, okay. Well shoot it with my gun until they're dead. Oh, F. Yeah
And then a hop on our creators
Come over here, come over here. Look at us. You see this? Do you know this is a thing?
It's I know that spot. I know that spot. I know that is insane
It's so good
What is your head move that fast?
What the fuck is your sensitivity?
Oh, flakas flakas!
What is your sensitivity?
I don't know.
Actually, what do you want?
There's no way your head can move that fast.
I'm 1600 dpi though, that.
There's no way
I guess okay
Never heard of the DPI theory. No, it's okay
No many years ago on a forum on reddit deep and lost
It was a man
That's branch you would skip pixels on your scheme as resolution got higher
higher, higher and higher, 1080p, 1440p, 4K, you could no longer use 400 and 800 dpi because
the dots per inch weren't adjusting to the in-piece resolution. So someone came up with
a theory that your dpi had to adjust with the resolution of increased advanced technology.
So if your DPI was too low, the pixels on your screen would be skipped, and your aim would be inaccurate.
Also, this all could be wrong. I just do it just in case.
Yeah, I'm on 800. I used to be on 400. I used to be on 400.
I competed it was only four hundred eight hundred that's what they allow and they would put a hundred
hurts monitors
And a hundred her monitors hundred Hertz monitor. Yeah, well, I competed and
Yeah, it's like me yeah, so everything that I competed in was a hundred Hertz monitors and the best
To compete the friend off it's your first one
You should put your dad off
I was like four hundred and I went from now on 800
Yo sunshine, thank you so much for the tan appreciate that selfie t-shirt
Yeah, I indeed was phase coaxi
I've won every single tournament when I was signed by them.
You never lost one?
No.
Lost your dad though.
Where'd he at, huh?
Ooh-ooh!
Look at the things for the Prime Snow.
About yours, Peanut.
Dude, what?!
Yep, yep, yep.
We're not talking about me right now, we're talking about Coaxi!
Yeah, get his ass.
You didgy.
Fuck you.
I even know they made 100 Hertz monitors.
I thought that was for like doctors.
No, it was, they were just like trying to save money
and everyone's like, you're an idiot.
And they're like, nah, we're good.
Save money?
Yeah.
How much is a 100 Hertz monitor?
Like $30?
Well, you have to think about it.
There was like two battle rails at the time.
People were trying to make it like a e-sport.
It wasn't really e-sports.
So it was just like 200 people with like
one hundred 40 Hertz monitors and it's $500 a monitor.
and then you times it by like 200, right?
What is that?
That's just monitor.
We just threw out like nine numbers.
What's 200 times like 500?
That alone right there is.
What do you think I am?
A P not calculator?
Yeah, right there.
I don't even care if I'm lying.
Right there it was just monitors, it was 100K.
A hundred thousand dollars?
Yeah, and that's just.
What?
That's just monitors.
And then you have the PCs.
That's like two jet skis.
Why don't you guys just get jet skis and film that?
Okay, I didn't pay for it.
Obviously, it was the companies that were running
the tournaments and they were just like, yeah.
You guys could have made way cooler content.
You guys just got jet skis and I'll share them.
Bro.
I mean, yeah, but I wasn't making money back then.
Oh, when I was signed to FACE-
Because you weren't doing jet ski, man.
No, when I was signed to FACE-
The numbers those would do, that'd be sweet.
I was-
You'd be like tricks on them.
They paid me $1,000 a month for three years.
What?
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Living like Larry.
Then I.
Living like Larry.
Yeah.
Living like Larry.
And during Prime 4.9, I was making $12k a year.
I was sick.
is actually why I want the fuck sick one night I can misty my eyes and the
children's towers were there remember those times those are good times you
play for that back then or now no I like women unfortunately you are
literally a peanut okay there's no way you didn't ride the short bus and your
hell is that supposed to mean you're literally on short bus yeah 100% you
You might have been the captain in the short bus.
Well, whatever I do, I try to be the team leader.
You must give it your all in any endeavor.
Even if it's captain of the short bus,
you let me wear a train conductor's hat
and go choo choo whenever we stop to the stop sign.
True.
Turned I got screwed the bus.
That's it.
Yeah, honestly, honestly, yeah, turn it, turn it.
They do screwed the bus.
Even though me and Turner don't talk too much, like, really anymore, Turner got screwed the most.
And I always say this, Turner 100% got screwed the most.
And he took the front of it.
And he actually paid so much in lawyer fees that people don't know.
And he actually got absolutely ass pounded.
I do feel bad for Turner.
Even though we don't talk really much anymore, I do feel bad for Turner.
He's a good dude.
He actually got fucked in the ass.
And people don't realize how much he got fucked.
Okay, you barely enough to survive. Yeah, but this is a long time ago back with like there was horses and cowboys. This is five years ago
I do I turn a turner did get Turner lost so much money and people don't realize how much money turn a loss
and I do
Honestly, I probably even though we don't play anymore or anything like that
I he he took the brunt force of it and he dealt with a lot of bullshit
So words next to your name do that will they sue you if I do if I put in phase extra peanut
Will they show me no no phase expanded
Someone else bought it already
No, no, no
I'm phase
Peanut I'm phase peanut. It's four. Oh, no, no
Yes, I am. Yes. I am what do you do by?
What are you gonna do? Okay, do you know you know the company that I'm part owner of bought phase for like 30 mil
Another break I'm phase peanut now that being said I'm really have much to show for it
It has so many trick shots
Crazy
Beena phase would not pick you up for trick shots. I'm sorry. Yes, they would
No, honestly, they probably pick you up for like writing off your charity. I can make a wish or like a
Well, nobody can pick you up unless there's
Let's ride
Bye
I'm running to get processors
Now drinking mate wait, I got a high screen
No, I got a high screen
After all the silly juices at like 35%
Perfect. Let's do another one. Let's do another one. Let's do another one
What was that was that was that tequila or was that water to be honest with me?
Oh, no, that was voodoo ranger.
My god.
All right, ready up any map.
Oh, it's just a map.
Hey, shh.
Kidding.
I
Guys we're almost at 41 score P that xx xx no bitches underscore xx
You want to rejoin
Okay
What I mean turn to play anywhere
That turned 30 30 unfortunately did yeah
Yeah.
Dude, HR, Mr. Cloak, so you know what, I just got informed by my mother is you and HR wants
to hear the joke.
That's what you know.
It's a banger.
That's what it's a banger.
There's honestly a couple of easy steps that a lot of people don't know on how to get
out of an HR's grasp.
You know the tricks?
No, it's the tricks
What you want to do is if it's a lady you want to ask if she's pregnant whether or not you know she is or not
And then you want to start hitting on her
Hmm
I
You fuck them nice car
Nice
Yeah, nice good shit
That's how you get out of each arm
easy tricks of the trade excellent penis sir
chappie's my birthday josey made of the women in the office
sir may i say your cock is fucking phenomenal
may i grab may i come a feel it may i just
may i perhaps put it in my palm it's yes may i may i feel it out
My test is, my test is to conference.
Have you tried to finish between my palms?
Perhaps, perhaps.
GG, we're talking about holding our co-workers, Johnson.
That being said, that being said, Pina is my co-worker.
So let me cook.
You want?
Let me check the conference.
Wait, Pina, this is so dumb.
nice Lisa there he is yeah there's a
bazillion houses fucking not dead get
over here
can't no no no no down
come back come back come back in the
room come back in the room come back
in the room come back there
him. He's so hurt. I took his field. Oh, I got I got I got
it. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
Come here. Come here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Perfect.
He'll heal heal
There guys we just wait we're the where the second the last one where the second last one just wait
If you were smoke out younger, there's a guy down right there. They got a touch from behind
Most of them in came in the rear
Let's get them
We just need to wait man. I promise. Oh my god. Oh
No
Right here. Oh no, that's one. Oh, no
Back to the one
That one down what I don't wanna have that one
I
Down when I down when I down when I down when I down when I'm not pull hold on I'll kill me a second wait wait wait
Crack close again, he's gonna let you get it right right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right
I'm dead
Oh man, we should just fucking fell back. I'm an idiot
Oh my god, oh my god, dude. I don't do fuck. I should have thirsty them
Robotic, are you bro? Okay
No, that's my fault that down that guy should have thirsty them
I knew that guy on that pole was put in work. He knew we it's the same guy from last time
Was it in this butt-pong again? Yeah, who's
When this butt-pong the guy to kill us earlier
But that guy was were bad we died because they were cheating
Pre-kissed all month is keeping at us peeping Tom's
I
KSL Montes
I know that I'm in
Let's ride there's so much group. They're wholly fine. Oh, I know I was I was I was I was put in every
Every molecule of my body to that fight
What's the most money I ever extract with
490,000 I saw on I'm picked up today. I forgot what it was this
490 K I have the world record for it. Hey to Kelsey
So take that over after I thought it's 320
Wait is that cap? No it's not, it's not, it's not, I completely forgot I did it.
490.
What the fuck? I just wanted to get shot at.
I cracked on.
I, I marked her.
I cracked on.
Cracked on this is already down to like super great
That's another one all three trash in front of me
That one close up close up go on
I'm one I'm one this shit. Yeah, she was one
Did I beat him to death? Mid fight?
Yeah.
He'd have raced it. What the hell was that?
He did peanut.
I'm just watching out for anything that might come in on six.
How do you avoid the fire if you sign into the fire and dodge roll at a certain time you
just avoid it completely?
Yeah I'm gonna show you all the fucking deck, happy hating for no reason, who's hating?
Okay I'm good to go!
Yeah, I'm fucking very intoxicated, but it's my birthday, so it's makes it you know, it's okay, right right chat. It's okay
As you go to the medical research unit, what do you think I'm in
you perhaps for maybe have armor what you have armor perhaps for maybe
Yeah, this is a Tangle right here.
Oh, there is a reason!
One broke, one broke, they've got a shotgun.
How many?
That one, that one, that one, last one last.
He's reloading. Oh my god, that time he was insane.
They're changing you.
There's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine dead bodies.
Ten, ten dead bodies.
Seven, nine,
You're coming with me.
I'm actually killed three people this raid.
Hey, you're insane. Good shit.
Nice shots, Gigi. Nice shots.
Thank you.
Wait, who just opened a door?
I shot one.
Oh.
Hey, Pookie. You've got money.
Happy birthday. This is your year to store-
Coolchilling I literally reached out to my doctor by the way about doing a cycle of trend and they messaged me saying hop on a phone call after the holiday
So it might be in your hands
Coolchilling dude knock it off and I feel like I owe you a dinner
Hey peanut cool chill is back
Yeah.
Who's Cooltilling?
Oh, wait, shit, oh, shit.
I think you're about in the game.
No, Cooltilling's back.
Did he tell you to do steroids?
Yes, he's calling me a beta male.
Ooh, beta, you're a beta.
Okay, shut the fuck up.
You're a beta.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't you dare disrespect us anymore.
Thank you for supporting Clogzzi.
Dude, you're so annoying.
You're so stupid you shut the fuck up
I'll have you know I'm alpha the leader the one to trust
Oh
You'd stop howling
That's an alpha male did you never heard it before
Do not make me wear skinny jeans in front of a JC penny because I fucking will
Proof
This is what the alpha does he leaves the pack he leaves the pack
killer's artist? whatever we're leaving
ask you to loot the weapon box up there
oh shit
just you need to loot the weapon box up there
no
right there
oh okay no no honestly yeah fuck it
I got to go for it.
What's going on, man?
Try this.
You can actually try this.
By what?
I was shocking a beer if you could do this
Okay, what would you try to do?
ooh
That weapon box
I can do that easy. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, do it
That's a light work that's light work
Oh, that's like work. That's like work. You come on like work. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
Come on like right now. You come on like work. Yeah. Cook. You come on like work.
Cook. No, it's your seat. Cook. Cook. Let me go. Oh, it's a Jupiter.
My guy is ridiculously fat right now. Not even regenerating salmon out. Yeah, man.
eat Steven burgers okay all right why are you bringing the Steven burgers into it let's go show me it
Oh my god, no way, no way, oh my god!
I think we did pretty good there that was that that was a good come up right there yeah
now for sure
Uh, no.
Now you got a shotgun of beer.
Okay, dude. I was hoping they would forget Dick Eddie.
The North never forgets.
The North remembers.
Like you're on Game of fucking Thrones.
The buggy later Wars power we were the north
I got two toro fishing back. I'm actually what?
Yeah, I think it's out. Yeah, I need C4
Someone said I look like a skinny lacy
That's a column line, you know, I hopped on Lacey one time. Thank you
Wait, dude, I actually see you and Lacey on my take-tack all the time.
Dude, it was so funny that there was a couple of haters in my chat of Lacey.
They were like, oh, we hate Lacey, we hate Lacey.
And my stream happened to go like kind of like half down, like right before they joined.
So I lost like 12,000 mungulators.
And for the like the week after they were like, oh dude, remember when Lacey joined and 12,000 mungulators?
I
That's why those numbers drop not cuz there's some profound widespread hate of this gentleman the worst
Choc and a beer oh god
Honestly, you know what if everybody if anybody's got quarrels with a gentleman that's okay
or the bungalows other than that I hate the bungalows oh well all right
all righty then okay you've got money
oh Robert dude Robert thank you so much man I appreciate that
thank you so much for well they say they hate you too to get you on
actually the bungalows are pretty cool believe it or not like you're really
like boring and stupid and ugly and like not cool they're cool I guess it's weird
that like you have such a cool community and you're like you you know
mean like fat ugly stupid you have no arms and legs we're a dumb ass hat 24
seven. You know me. Okay. Okay. All right. I suppose. I suppose,
boss. Have you say, boss? I'm not even boss. If you plan with
the herby congratulations, you heard me deeply. That's all
right, then, boss. Let's get in. Let's get in there. Let's
Get in there and make a difference guys. If I shock at this beer, I am going to be a blacked-out drunk
I want you guys to know that
They're getting you, they're getting you
You didn't even take the comment
Yeah
Thank you boys
You're ugly and you're fat and you're stinky
You're a fat, stinky, ugly person
And you smell like shit. He's like poop. He's like shit. Like piss and shit
You're ugly. Your dad likes it
my dad hasn't come back yet true true true honestly that's my fault that's my
fault
we're gonna go yonder we go yonder for your short bow I see what fuck this let's
go this way let's go this way I gotta hide wait
here you go
If I shock in the beer, I will be hammered.
Oops, he got ignorant with his four Bobcats, yeah.
What?
I keep you-
I just-
I just brought you an legendary stockbobcat!
Well, I'm not set!
Let's ride!
RIP takeoff.
of. Yeah, you know, yeah, rib take off, rib take off. Now, you know, if I was a millionaire,
I don't know if I'd be shooting dice with people with illegal firearms. That's just me. But
rib, rib take off, rib take off. Now, now if I had millions and millions and millions
of dollars, I'd be shooting dice with people with illegal firearms. 14k. 14k.
Okay, 14 geysers is a little...
That's just me on that one.
Definitely don't deserve it.
Way better streamers on the market.
Way better streamers out there than me.
Way better, way better.
I'm just good at video games.
I'm not entertaining, not anything.
It's very...
Yeah, Hamid...
Is this the Amigo now?
No, Hamid...
Hamid his boy died.
I like that.
Two of the Amigos are dead?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
One of the Amigos died with one of their friends.
What's going on the guy died shooting
That's what I'm saying take off right yes he was the best one to be honest but
honestly he should have been yeah he wouldn't have that one one version
yeah take off Martin but yeah it was always good but he should yeah yeah
Yeah, again, I'm shooting dice with people with illegal firearms not like
Like number one on the list of things I do with tens of millions of dollars
Not sublime not an optimal scenario may I say optimal scenario
Yeah, what's on my thinker to take off. Oh, oh my god
one. Thank you for the 20s. That's one of the best ones. Dude, every single time, every
single time he comes in, it was always the best because he did like a little intro.
Because you do tick off. Yeah. What song am I thinking about? Oh, Bad and Boozy, Bad
and Boozy. Oh, it was. That's what I'm thinking about. That's what I'm thinking
Oh
What's the cheese crazy
What was he not no it's a different one what's on is he going to take off
Dude frere what the fuck I just had a 55 a stream streak chat
Yeah, yeah, and then it was like hoppin up something
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. What is that?
Yes
My shotgun tweez yeah
Okay, volunteers, you're in it.
Tears, where are you by the...
Hotel lobby, oh, hotel lobby maybe?
Cha cha cha cha cha cha!
Beep, beep, beep, boop, boop, boop.
Hop, de do do do.
Yes, we're on to something.
We're on to something here, for sure.
We're on to something.
motor motor going off to the top of
blue stairs
there's a guy down below there's a guy down below there's a whole team well
let's get up oh I was highly ineffective in my pursuits I killed
One
They're pushing me
I know Sam wait I'm behind him I'm behind him wait wait wait
I see him right here
One dead
In smoke resin in smoke resin
No top blue's game third party those be I'll shoot them I'll shoot them nice shots. What the fuck
I just realized I'm listening to music you got behind him come in the rear guys
they were need this you actually need this we should leave that we should
leave we should leave on me like you put in my bomb no you can't it's free kid
I mean
You know this guy goes peanut
Oh shit
We have you
Hey, I'll come up. I'm coming up to find you. Don't kill me for the wind of our pain.
All right, I'll stay out here. Okay, wait. Oh my god. Yeah, come down. Come down. Come
come down to talk to these guys we are gonna die of them they have C4 and
vans and toros that could all be ours if we band together okay all right
They said that they don't know if they can trust us though.
You cannot trust us, we're gonna kill you.
Alright, both of them are here to die.
They can't.
This is war.
The team captain calls war.
Good luck!
He's right on the left, right on the left, right on the left, right on the right.
I
Guys it's peanut man. He wants to fucking fight
You know man, it's not
I see my cb's on the edge
Hey
How are you? What do you got on you be honest be honest? What do you know?
I'm going to go.
Where's the women's?
Okay.
Third time.
Not good stuff.
I'm going to be on the team.
Team on E.
Run.
I'm one shot.
absolute one shot. Oh no, they're
freaks. Oh my god, I went to go
clean the rear. Clean the rear.
One down. Nice. No, wait, two
to two. Oh my god, you're insane.
Fire there because I sent in a
Ten peanuts ten peanut. Oh
I'm dead. I'm dead
On my side. Yeah, one's on my side. So
How many years ones on this side, I know he'll see there
Oh god
You know baby, okay ready
I
If you can just hold it down for just a second I can do to get some more heels out no
Yeah, I'm sending it
I said it.
Little team!
Come on.
Wait! Goop, goop, goop!
So goop! So goop! Peanut!
Peanut, so gooped.
Peanut! On, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, Peanut!
Peanut, I got you!
Peanut! I got you, I got you!
Peanut, I got you, I got you!
I got you, I got you!
Peanut.
You're on your body!
No, come up here. We're huge and big and girthy
But you might say my friends for
The stairs upstairs I'm spreading up now spreading up now right side door
Right side door super close guys we have to swing this guy. He's literally right side door right here behind this
He needed himself like a fucking idiot. We sing this wait multiple multiple multiple multiple
He's right side right side oh my god he ran he ran
Okay wait we kill everyone we kill everyone we kill everyone we kill everyone I gotta
add this to actually got the most loot ever we kill everyone okay let me oh my god you
fucking kidding me before you watch or
oh he's almost dead he's almost dead he's almost dead
me okay okay watch I think right now he's just right here's a spot go for a
rest go for a rest I won't run go for a rest I won't go on
watch out for down down down down down down thank you
hot dad
You're doing pretty good.
Ahhhh!
I can show.
We are goopin', we are goopin'!
This is a massive raid!
by the way
the
Good good
Yeah, I've no decent
Yeah, can you get him or no
What do you want?
Get in line!
Who are they shooting me from?
What would they shoot me from?
Oh, no, I don't.
They shoot me from...
the key we have five minutes left what oh my goodness we already swung I'm
hatching I'm hatching everything up here
I'm just gonna have so much shit and still we pour
even possible of the gingie that's right
hello
this is your line all right
who's he has two pockets I don't have to dude
dude give me his name now give me his name never he's under the boggling his
protection
And you're leaving
You guys should be slide down here. What do you think? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. This one, this one.
Why is my purse not...
This is crazy.
Uh, versus ass.
I feel like we killed so many people there.
I'm packing.
I am packing.
I'm pretty good how much cash you got on you 73 what do you have about other
cities Bob that's 75 75
I have a tempest three and a gold stock. What does he have? What did he have? What did he have?
He's at 153?
He is all around.
That's not what I told you. I'm on your shot.
All right.
Good work.
I'll get one.
He's 153. What do you leave with?
I
Sub-sub
Tana gupa gupa little
Close yeah, I'll go for goops a little in society goes back
Now young rich group us fuck you Paris remember Dave rib shot
Goopers with attitude. All right. It hasn't been your birthday for two hours now
What the matter? It still counts. Ask Chad. Chad! Chad! Chad! Do this still count for my
birthday as long as we go? Right? That make sense? It still counts. Right? Guys, if the
birthday is still you know the birthday celebration it still counts I have until the end of the
stream right well you could be like one of those moon rock clutching ladies where they
base their mood off the positions of the planets in the solar sphere you gotta let me out let me
test your aura real quick let me tell me check out your work let me check your aura check my
I'm checking your aura
Check my aura
Seems like the half moon
Is your vibe
Okay
Jupiter is in Gatorade
It's time to get naked
My moon rock told me
To commit atrocities against
Mann Guy
Didn't make it
I'm fucking you
I hope it's a full moon
showin Jupiter says so Jupiter says I need to be fucked in the ass so well
Jupiter says I'm supposed to be fucked in the ass so fuck me in the ass we're
back to the kids would do but I want
I got a P.
One drug.
Okay.
good to go. Good to go. That's
right. I got it. I got it. P. I
I have to pee. I, I must pee. I
think you're gonna pee. I'm about
to explode. I'm about to
explode. I'm a I think it's
half the size of the human body, half the size of the human body, I have to go B.
I'm freaking out by the way, Peanut.
Wait, are you actually?
Yeah, maybe not.
Guys, Peanut freaking out.
no. No, he's not. Wait, don't really up.
Let's make this quick.
Good to see you.
I'm going serious I'm gonna renegade the Toro big way
Hey, Jeff. Looks like 30 is hitting hard. What does that even mean? What do you mean
30 is hitting hard? You understand I'm on my highest sub count ever and I'm six beers
than a bottle of soju in. What do you mean 30 is hitting hard?
I'm not tired
Look a little tired what I'm not tired
I'm ready go
God, who are you talking to my demons?
If I do the demons
My ass
They're coming in me is this peanut fatter demon
I'm the only one not ready to have you pop a frisky. Oh, rubber shot my birthday
Wait chat we agreed right this this is like the birthday stream it doesn't matter if it's past my birthday whatever I say, you know
I guess you I guess I would have to anything you say because it's birthday. Oh my god
Show me that butthole
It was Tarnak guys, what are we doing?
Obviously
I guess you'll find a dad.
That's what I'm thinking.
Don't be a sublime piece of advice to give them.
That goes to L alcoholic.
Ooh, you piece of shit.
I'm just not a quitter, like you.
Look, see, are you drinking and having fun
with your friends playing video games?
How dare you drink on your friend by you piece of shit.
I got news for you.
Hell's gates are open and you're walkin' in.
Hell's gates are open and you're scrollin' in there, pal.
You're scrollin' in.
Close the other end there.
Come.
Duggo!
Okay, got it, Mr. Krabs.
Honestly, this trio, I mean obviously playing with like Summit and Justin and Trout is awesome,
but like this trio is like very fun, man.
I think it brings out the best of me.
It's uh, they're really exactly like me.
I think I used to be like...
I have Tempest, by the way.
Nothing I like I can't do front of them.
You know, care, care, care, bro.
Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain, pain, pain, pain, pain.
We got fire.
Are you hitting him or no?
Nice.
He's left.
In right as well.
S
He's left he's left and right as well act right
Good thing god rice rice crash
She really diggy man
well these guys are broke holy okay
you know how much money you got I
actually have the looting mk3 oh shit
wait how much money do I have what do you
mean you can't call a yeah yeah you
can't go anyone broke when you're like
I have 200k. What? What? You have 200k? Honestly, I'm not joking. I think Pina might have more than you.
Pina, what do you got? I do. I do in fact have more. I do in fact have more. That is, that is a, that is a truth. That is a truth. That can't happen. That actually can't happen.
That says anyone have an extra food stamps for a ginger. Okay, really any food stamps for Gigi
She needs them. I'm gonna just go you need some any food stamps
Jump in law in Minecraft
I'm rich I'm rich pushing up now
You might have seen me know that
Come here. Come here. They're bad. They're bad. They're bad. They're bad. It's your chance push it over now ready
I mean there's three there so ninja and then the guy down yonder what oh there
is wait wait pink he's in the bus he's in the bus all right I'll kill him in a
second hold on I'm going in oh no just vault it man
He's dead. He's dead.
Pinky, loot the bodies up top.
I am. There's only one up top, I think.
He was on the tree, Garrett. That's cool.
Uh, they shouldn't be. I saw Renegades in Turrentes.
This guy is definitely pretty good.
He's grabbing the bus. Why is he grabbing the bus?
We killed the bus driver. We killed the bus driver.
but you're peanut. You're peanut. You're peanut peanut man. I'm not the one. Hold on.
You were cooking with this. When you find this, DJ Kloaksy, the coolest DJ. All right.
people don't pay the taxes.
Yeah obviously we pay our taxes about in-game of course.
Oh yeah 100% 100% 100%
And how many like theoretically in-game of course
How many people we need at once to commit tax fraud
where they couldn't do nothing about it?
In-game of course.
If we move to the Bahamas or Bermuda
or something like that
potentially perhaps for maybe a decent amount.
Well because theoretically speaking
if everyone committed tax fraud
they would have any money to hunt us down.
Honestly, you're not wrong.
That everybody but one person committed tax fraud,
they would still not have enough money to hunt us down.
In game, in game.
So what's the cutoff point?
Where's the cutoff point?
I actually don't know.
My question, in game, in game, of course, in game.
In game.
With that being said, I already yelled at my mods
and everything like that to serve you, body me.
Oh
You're late. I'm already dude. I've been what am I what am I much you've been you bought me today? Oh shit nice lucky
70 K
Yeah, honestly, you can kind of be much yep
80 K tomorrow 80 K tomorrow and what we looking at on twins
No, I'm 40 K not enough much. No, no, dude, you were at like
I
Think you're at like 67 at one point mod you see that take an initiative bumping up the view bot numbers
Without even me ask you see that that's why my mods are the best mods because they took initiative
Yeah, show that they don't yeah, they can they can leave them
You're so brave
They're so brave.
Brave and stunning.
What about reprogramming the bots to save fuckclose?
Okay, okay wait, no one's going to save fuckclose.
No one's going to say that.
No one's going to save fuckclose.
And they just caught reprogrammed.
Yo Lily, thank you so much. I appreciate that.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Lily
Hey, it's something like new that I'm doing so you saying that thank you
Everyone's saying up nope, they're all saying fuck. Okay. All right, well
Are you guys
So my affecting British programming
Wait, you hear that? I think it's what we can attack by a rocket to your top.
No, that's just people mating at a...
...peak.
Wait, even better! There's no rocket to you then, let's get them!
Nooooooo, we should just go to the extract.
Do I gotta go through?
Are you sure?
No, yeah, I mean, I'm fucking homeless, but it seems like this raid's dead.
Dude, it might be a damn battlegrounds, angle.
Her maybe?
With Christmas?
Oh dingal dingal dingal dingal!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'm the hill, I'm the hill!
I'm good, I'm good!
Ooh!
Ah dude, there's no way!
Close peanut, close!
Come on get your grenade!
I hit one!
That's the Junior, look over peanut!
Okay.
I'm wrapping.
Look under!
Waiter, I'm dead!
That's one that has one of my marker. How are you live?
This guy's good. Do the macaque
That's one oh nice work
Push us push the both one push
Blam
Nice
Waaah!
Ow, you fucking kidding me?
Dude, that went pretty good.
Oh my god!
That went really good.
What'd you get?
Uh, my favorite shawty volcano.
Who'd nice work?
I got a couple things for you chief. I got a couple things. Oh my god. My god. My god. You want a hand job?
Oh, that would be lovely. Oh, let me spin it.
My sensitivity ain't too fast.
Let's leave.
I put an eight on that guy's body just in case.
That's gonna be really funny.
He has a bobcat for real this time.
I don't have a bobcat.
Peanut, if I have a bobcat, don't know.
If I have a bobcat, I will give it to you because I don't like bobcats.
You can't fool me wizard.
Oh shit, we're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
One shot, one shot, one shot, one shot.
We're both dead, it's only you.
hey guys I decided I decided to force you for
caduce report this guy by the way I've got age report report the guys caduce I've
got age you know what's weird is I was full health but it says he did 17 damage
me and killed me that way.
Hey guys.
I think he has one backbend on record but it was long ago.
Oh shit wait is he reformed?
He actually might be reformed that was 3,200 days ago.
Now the guy's caduceus streamer by the way.
He killed me like four times a day.
Oh.
Oh one of those winners.
Yeah he kills me a decent amount which kind of stinks.
He's from Taiwan.
At least it wasn't Linda's butt plug.
That's true.
That's a dead positive.
All right, that's great to be LG.
What?
That's it for the last game.
Yeah, LG.
There's still a chance to take it to grass for me.
I want burgers.
All right, one more shot.
One more shot.
I'm down.
I'm still really confused while I died and with only 70, 17 damage to me.
No one else damaged me except for that guy.
Very freaky.
I'll be down for a free kit, sure.
You can go anywhere.
Wherever your heart desires.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I don't see heat, she was having more than anything else in the world after watching the peanuts.
Well, it just sucks because of the territory.
Yeah
Always I've got a sag you can't stop a loser from being a loser. It's in their nature
That's like telling a dog not to be a dog a moose not to be a moose
Let's ride
Yeah, co. Thanks, dude. Why are we at 14k subs? Why are we at 4200 thousand subs? What the fuck stop?
I don't know what to do.
to see chat. I might have to go wild. It had a couple beers and everything like that.
Squidward. Good. What are you the hell is this guy? What the fuck? What? I'm dead.
Yeah, I'm rising folksy. Do you see where I'm at right? Yeah, I don't know
Guys these guys are so okay
Yeah, we have to descend and we have to send him with the Senate right here. There's so good so good so good
Executed leave executed leave executed leave. They're so good. So good. So good. Just execute instantly leave
Wait, where's the guy that I killed?
Oh, he's right here.
Excuse me, ladies.
This is going great!
Oh!
Oh my!
Oh!
Holy shit.
Yep.
Execute instantly and leave.
I got a turtle in a terrific day!
Yeah, we fucking leave.
Let's leave!
I'm so heavy. Oh my gosh.
I'm a chunky monkey.
Oh no.
No, honestly, I don't give a fuck about me streaming or whatever if I like real. Yeah,
I may have had a couple beers, but it's the fact that my mom takes me every single
day saying I'm doing really well.
That's literally it chat. That's why I'm streaming so much. I've never streamed
streamed so much in my entire life
ever
my mom and my dad text me every single day saying I'm doing a good job
W
they're in stream all the time they're not in stream now but
dude no
I didn't I'm not even streaming they don't know
get it true
assholes
that's exactly what a lady with the block
I have a quest here
honestly really it's the goodest only reason why I'm streaming
I
Got
Well, that's me
I'm literally telling me not to come home for Christmas because of how good I'm doing
That's pretty good
In my birthday
Yeah, honestly, that was really good
One more. I think we aged killed one and then we got good ludes.
That was great loot. That was great loot.
Especially for the time it's been. Very efficient.
One more raid, one more raid.
Are you guys shooting in here today?
Yeah. Yeah, probably.
You got no business here.
She's used to even New Year's Day?
Yeah.
Little celebration?
Yeah, you want to get a ball drop?
OK, wait.
Coach's dad is lucky.
He gets to watch the ball drop every week.
No.
But.
In his mouth.
By me.
Attach my penis.
The fuck up.
No, we should do.
No, come back while I'm fucking him.
OK.
Then may an age.
I wish I could say the same thing about your dad.
But we don't know where he is
We don't know where he is
He's not 20 years ago
He got milk
And cigarettes
Smoke on your dad's cigarette while he gives me his milk
Pussy
That's true, but I would say you didn't fuck
I'd say true
Smoke on your dad's cigarette while he gives me his milk
You piece of shit
That's true
Oh, this is a good
What's up, three kids or no?
Yeah
Wait, this is a good message
Ready, you ever you're loud I
Like watching peanut, but it got held
I like watching peanut, but I can't watch him when you play with him
And you please stop playing with him. I feel like I've seen this message before
You're ruining the experience
Come on
Do I do a goop a favor? Honestly, I'm gonna say I'm my mod this guy
VIP VIP
Do I give this guy my so like my social and my credit card information late the three magic numbers on the back as well
You can't forget those. Oh
True question with my first animal
Yeah, what's the yellow the name of your first pet the city you have? What I feel like I've seen this guy before
Maybe
I drink this
I
Got one was important. Okay. Hey Lee. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. I feel like I owe you guys a shot
Guys toxic what I do honestly, I might be annoying some people I can see it I can see it
I can see how it could be annoying some people. I can see it
This is a good rate I can feel it I can feel it
You feel that the air close to you? I
I feel it miss grabs you feeling it now mr. Crabbs yeah she has no clue we got
up there the zipline right here
Oh.
Oh, damn it. Now you guys were the other one.
I'd go back.
Ha ha ha.
Uh, hey.
Hey, we should just go to the medical research unit.
That's where the goons are.
That place is a-ass.
Um...
Oh my god.
Again, are you for real?
Dude, I couldn't shoot it because you were right next to me.
Are you for real?
What am I supposed to do?
Shoot it right next to you?
Are you for real?
You would be standing in it. Are you for real? Are you for real? Are you for real?
Honestly, oh damn damn, did you remember the for reals they have in the 7-Eleven
Which ones you haven't the for reals. Oh, what are they?
Dude, they're like little ice cream things that got in 7-Eleven and they have a for real machine
You put it in there like mixes it
Oh, wait, no, they have that at a, they have that at like, wah-wah.
Ooh, you know what a wah-wah is?
Did you just call me?
You know what a wah-wah is?
Okay, dude, have you never had wah-wah?
I'm not interested in your communist institution.
Okay, dude, you've never had wah-wah?
Chat yell at him.
No, I'm gonna have a wah-wah.
Chat yell at him right now.
Bungulators yell at him.
They're gonna all go yeah, they're all gonna call you stupid and ugly and
Stupid and a waste of time heard of wawa in my entire life. I've heard of coming go
Hey, you're fucking dad
You didn't even form that joke, you just, you know, that was, that was rustic.
Oh my god, there's a whole team of beautiful men.
They're coming.
They're chasing me, they're chasing me.
my god.
wait what the wait hold on.
I'm live. You got two got two.
Zack, leave leave leave leave
peanut. Oh my god. Nice.
I okay I got so confused because I didn't know you up top and I thought you were another team
Yeah, it's just me hanging around just hanging around up here, you know these will
I think that's what we're doing here.
We're ratting the four with all green attachments.
Yeah, what do you say that people calling us alcoholics?
Um, thank you.
Dedication to the games is something that should be revered.
Yeah, honestly, if you're just a quitter to say it.
Honestly, I think they're just jealous because we haven't been doing for the love of the game for the love of the game
I marked the dead behind the apron. I bet that pussy sits on mojitos until he's slightly dingled
And
Exactly pussy couldn't cut it and now he's mad at us
Classic classic blunder classic blunder
I'm not wrong.
We ain't never lied though.
I'm kind of just doing my thing.
Breaking something behind us.
I have one bandage peanut.
I will take it.
Thank you sir.
right you know be careful i heard someone breaking something over there
he's there right now wait i have to see four
he better be careful who's about to get a little crazy about you
what is chat saying there's no way i'm not even streaming and they're telling
peanut what i have you got a bobcat dude no i don't
how much what the hell a bobcat you asshole a bobcat
Oh my god, that's what I'm saying coachy. Can you believe it's me asshole?
Give a bobcat just say it dick. That's what I'm saying
Yeah, what the hell Genji
No
I said
He's upstairs. There's some downstairs
At that one
Yeah, buddy
Any crawl
They're both the last two one last two one guys guys guys no no no guys guys
guys
Guys
Right here. Yeah, last year. How did I take a do-it?
Right here
Nice shot. Wait wait wait wait wait guys we can talk about this wait
wait we're trying to do a quest
no one here is no one there
we're trying to do a question wait wait wait wait wait wait
I had so many processors
oh my god I had so many processors
I down one cracked one got the other one shot you know
What the heck were you I thought he was coming back that's why I thought that was him I was
looting something when they walked up right next to me.
Hi one more.
I'm not doing important team leader business.
One more for my birthday.
One more, I actually am getting off after this.
I am so hungry, I could actually, I could kill a burger.
I could kill a cow, cut it in half, and eat it such an inch.
I am dying.
What if you chopped a beer?
No, thank you.
Let me tell you, the crimes I am going to commit
against the water burger, that the
door nastriver bringing me after this raid.
I should be in jail.
What about what?
What about one more shot?
No, no, I think I'm good.
I think it's my birthday.
No one cares about your birthday.
Close.
See.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Gen G.
Someone had to say.
I'm gonna let that slide
I'm on that slide that like you Gg. Okay. I don't you know I don't feel like a cancel
He that rip a shot. I just did
I
Honestly Genji don't make me start mansplaining the game. Yeah
I will top three favorite things to do mansplaining
True and slurs out of days
Yes, sir
Fucking your mom fucking your mom and no fucking your mom
Oh, what the hell are we talking about?
These cars, what are we talking about fucking disgusting fucking your mom? Oh
Shit
Hey, hi demo
What do you what what what is here are you are you going turtle crawl or are you going normal?
Okay, honestly, honestly you you you need to go turtle crawl
You need to go this you for who you are you need to go this
I'm going to take after the stream is diabolical, now let's ride!
Ah, chat, do we just go drink and watch anime after this or what?
in our all stream.
Wait, there's AI that's shooting at people down below.
What episode are we on? We're on episode 3 of Tokyo Ghoul.
Losty, thanks for 5, man. I appreciate that man. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yo, Factor, thanks for the prime guest. Thank you, thanks for the prime.
Exiled next to Stats, Jesse, thanks for the prime guest.
Oh my god, they are handsome and sexy.
Where?
On the left side, two on the left and one on the right.
the screaming peanut the screaming peanut oh they have a shotgun
you're right here in this corner what's out
oh thanks for the um thanks don't worry don't worry I'm having peanuts I'm out
I'm out of ammo. I'm out of ammo.
Well, I'm gonna go ahead and kill myself.
Oh, dead don't count. Dead don't count.
Excellent, Ranger. Excellent, man.
I cracked all three of them.
I have a Rattler, man. It's pretty much like a fucking buildup.
I know. Same. I cracked one too.
And I only have a Rattler.
Okay, wait. Free kit? Last one?
Free kit?
One more. One more.
Cold snap. Cold snap.
Oh, 20 hours. What the fuck?
One more. One more.
You're in front of your five destination.
They've been 10 factors into the tier one.
It lost you.
Thanks for five.
He don't do, he don't know.
Now the D slapper.
Now the Ginty classic.
That was a good time.
Just a little late.
Are we doing free kit?
I'm going to think it.
Yeah, it's the last raid as well, right?
Now let's ride
I'm not going to watch it.
Have I seen me my right family?
Dude, are you still doing this?
Me and my right family?
Yeah, of course.
It'll be the next show of 326.
No one is going to watch it.
You know that, right?
No one is going to watch it.
It's going to be the number one hit on that afflict.
No one is going to be watching it.
No one is going to watch that.
Oh, thank you so much for that is we number one on netflix come on you're insane
Wait, we go we go into the uh, we go into the breach room and sit up top
I've done that I
Have a pharaoh I have a rattler
I have a kettle I like you
You want you got me you got me?
Oh, thanks for keeping that
Fuck
Oh, you guys can see
What I
Was hiding my screen I forgot to unhide it
That's happened like 10 times. That happened like 10 times tonight great streamer over here. Can you shut up?
Can you shut up over there?
This rock and cheese are blasting up there.
That's blasting my ass. Okay, sorry.
Congratulations.
I had a beer.
Oh my gosh.
I don't think he dies.
Dude, what?
Endgame, of course.
Hey, oh, peanut? I'm in.
Yeah, I hope he dies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we need someone breaking into something down here.
Okay.
What are you breaking into? I don't understand.
Uh, processor room.
Oh, we've got a tech room.
We bad tech room yeah, that's me
You can't I keep it open but go up play
Why don't we the game it's been a game you then renegade renegade
Great another Rattler just what I want
Wait, I have a 30. It's a Christmas
It has 16 it's all to use my guy fat and dumb. Yeah, yeah, holy shit, and you're born that way
All right, I give up
Dude my guy is actually legitimately fat and dumb I can't get up anywhere
Do you remove that or something?
My god, they might put wait they did oh my god. They did they removed it
It pushes you off
Why is that a thing and he said that they fix that why is that a thing?
Do you're telling me they fix this out of everything and if everything in yeah, you can't get up here
And if everything dude look at this you can actually can't get up here
Okay, you get pushed off are you kidding me is this company for real
I
Yeah fix this and that C4 is good job, but
Oh, oh, oh, how do you do that? How how how I jumped? Okay. Oh nice good comps. Oh
They definitely fixed above the door though
You think you did jump would not hit your head on theirs
Take last second job
You're this company med oh
Oh my thing
This is quite the challenge guys. These guys are so geared by the way. No, I think the challenge is your brain. Oh true
I give up. No get up
No, I give up I give up I give up
What we're trying
Good job what we're trying
What we're trying
What we're trying guys today put down like ten traps I give up you jump up right here these guys are so
one more try. One more try.
Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah. Is this
the part where you can't shoot
down? Oh, you can. What are you
doing? Touch the waters.
Wait, did you jump? Okay. So,
simple oh god okay I'm just asking did you jump on the light or that thing because
on my side I think I jumped on the light I have no idea what you know that thing I
know what whatever that thing is what you jump right here in the light in the
light camera is he well this is all tech yeah but they passed it like hit I'm
hitting right here I think I need to like no I can't jump late okay oh trap
another team another team another team
hey Gigi what are we doing huh dude it was gonna jump on me you got you got to
get up here there's no time I almost made it one died before I keep hitting
the top right there now I see why you couldn't get up here
Okay, shut up!
Great.
Wait, do we creep on these guys?
Yeah, maybe we actually do. Let's go around.
Maybe, maybe.
Actually, maybe we do go around.
Great, great, great. Now it's on there. Oh my god, the amount of nades.
What the dangles going on down there guys, huh?
We just wait. We act AFK. Wait, I have a trailblazer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, he's gonna X you.
Oh, he's gonna X you. There's one behind, there's one behind right here.
Don't peek, don't peek, don't peek, don't peek. Okay, well...
Oh my God.
Nice play.
just wait wait don't don't peek wait for them to fight
my new names we don't beat you
who came with the door yep
what is the one bomb tied down there oh another one's with the door as you go
back to the left side yeah yep just wait
They're coming up the stairs right now.
Wait, I instantly got one.
I got two, I think.
Oh, there's one more, there's one more, there's one more.
I'm healing, I'm healing, I'm healing.
Come on, James!
Ow.
Wait, you just killed someone.
He D-fibbed!
PN, there's nobody left, there's nobody left in double D-fibbed.
Both, both D-fibbed, both D-fibbed!
Double we gotta renegade one!
They're pushing.
Back one.
Behind the pool, they're behind the pool.
Oh, I'm dead immediately.
I'm out of ammo.
Wait, what do you need?
Medium.
Down.
Oh, that's quick.
I'm a safe Genji Wash.
How am I instantly dead at full health?
With one shot and shot.
I'm at three left.
Good work.
No, they're all.
He's your back.
I'm pinging him.
Right under.
He's none of a hobbit.
None of a hobbit.
I threw a load.
He's one.
Oh, he's killing me.
Oh my God, you're all dead.
My God.
Good work.
I have C4.
Don't come up here.
I have C4.
Don't come up here.
I'm going to blow you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Get me, get me.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good thinking, good thinking.
No, dude.
Get me.
Good thinking, good thinking.
Yo.
I have no heels. Hey, come loot! Right here, right here, Gigi. I think they're going around,
the other way. 100%
I got goop, I got goop.
I need to come in.
Oh god, they just opened the door.
I need the loading hole.
Stay back, I'll handle these rouges.
Up top, thanks.
Oh my god, it's Lincoln Age.
My goodness
No, right here. Oh, no, no, no, no, they're ass. I should have my shotgun out. Oh
My god, they the bobcat we almost did it
I'm too hungry to play good. I'm too hungry. Yeah, I'm a shotgun out of my shotgun. I ain't
sleep down. That's not me, boys. I'm too hungry to play good. I'm too hungry. I can only think
of burgers. I need burgers right now. I cannot I cannot play sufficiently. I cannot
to make that algae. I think your brain is made out of burgers. I'm telling you, I feel
drained. I don't have the sustenance required for excellent gameplay.
Don't care about excellent gameplay right now, okay? Honestly, I don't think anyone
who goes to your dream for excellent gameplay, alright? Yes they do, yes they do.
Have one person in your chat. I don't have one here because they want to have sex with
I mean, the other half are here for excellent gameplay.
No, no one is here for excellent gameplay.
Guys, type one if you're here to have sex with me
and two if you're here for excellent gameplay.
One.
One, just type one, Chad.
See a couple twos though, I see a couple twos.
Yeah, you see one two out of 10,000.
Well, it's not my fault.
I'm sexy, Cloaksy, and like my fault, I'm sexy and hot.
I'd fuck you.
I was born this way.
I'd fuck you.
I actually can't play though.
I'm so hungry.
You're good.
You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
You can call that.
I'm so hungry.
Yeah, LG, LG.
We'll play tomorrow.
We'll play tomorrow on slow Saturday.
Oh, that's a good Saturday.
I'm too hungry.
I gotta get out.
All right, we can go with that.
Hi. Good to be with you.
Good to be with you.
Hi, guys.
Hi, JJ.
Hi.
I guess it's not my birthday anymore. My birthday was yesterday chat
I
See are you kidding me?
Activation on PVP estimation on bridge action makes my turtle PVP
Yeah, we had we had 10 I mean we we streamed 11 hours tap
I streamed 11 hours before this.
Ah, chat, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
I put YouTube then abandoned it.
Are you a super person?
I've been live on YouTube every single day.
I streamed 13 hours today on YouTube.
and then took a nap and then re-streamed on Twitch.
I have been live for 20 hours today.
No, no, yeah, I'm about to get no I'm not as I already streamed 13 hours today I
Literally started my stream to play with peanut
I'm going to extract his signs on.
He's asleep.
I would do what I'm going to extract when he's asleep.
I'm going to pee on him.
Obviously we did she's gonna go live. Oh, she is she wouldn't
Oh Maximus is fun as fuck right
Play with Tifu and him guys are you
You guys, what are we doing? Knock it off.
Why did your face get emphasized in my butt hole? Fucking huge.
I
Guys
Again or they were fun. Yeah sim winning room mod venom
Honestly, Sim's not going to see me live tomorrow, he's probably going to have a fucking heart
on.
I'm counting on the stream.
I still kind of have a 14.2. Yeah, she takes my prime. I stop saying play with Tifu
Stop back it off. Yeah, she's taking for a thousand bro. That's a very fucking insane actually. Thank you man
stream on youtube bro i i just said a 14 hour stream on youtube man
what was it going to stream today i just promised you guys i'd be live to play with
peanut
it actually killed security beach by the way
what a waste of a fucking talent
yo
have jolly, thanks for the five, appreciate that, thank you
Okay, is it time for Hokey Rule?
If you know, you know, sort of deal.
You have 24 hours streaming on top.
Guys, I just did it.
I streamed 14 hours.
I streamed 14 hours of a two-hour nap.
Okay, I streamed 14 hours into a two-hour nap into
five hours.
That's 19 hours.
What do you want from me?
boyos what do you want for me boyos daddy they for prime oh my god why did I
say that deadalicious thing for the prom I just said daddy is it over chat
That shut the fuck up
No crazy see someone looted not run to the death. Honestly group
Yeah caliber, thanks your prime. Yeah, dude. I did I'm not joking I
Need a 14 hours
14 hours I started my stream at 2am this morning so 24 hours ago and then I
streamed till like 4 p.m.
where did she get off?
nice shooting
nice shots man
nice shots bro
guys rage cheating in solos
It's rage cheating in solos by the way.
Game account 909955510 nice.
game bands on record. Like I wasn't cheating guys he was a level zero guys he
was a level zero with multiple game bands on record. You understand that?
You understand that you have to play sub if you want to be level zero if you want to be level zero with multiple game bands on record
That means every game multiple game bands every game that you got permanently banned from you have to have sub four hours on
That means he got banned permanently banned on two games for cheating with less than four hours.
I made actually probably less than that.
He probably had to get game banned with less than.
If you're level zero, how long did it take you for you to get to level zero to level one
on steam?
Does anyone know?
Honestly, that might be, that's pretty impressive.
Hey there, gang.
Have a go, man.
Maybe I had to stream?
Dang, I'll say it.
Just wanted to do, I literally wanted to do one solo.
Uh-oh, I'm dead from that guy.
And lose.
H.
Well, Massimine, the Viper's taking turn.
Honestly, we had, we had actually pretty good,
more than pretty good.
We had actually really good raids tonight.
I appreciate
Hutch, Jinji and gaming
Wait my 14k subs honestly autumn though was happening chat is just going knock it off
Oh, Corey, thanks for the fine man.
Appreciate you much love.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
If you ask me if this is a sub, make sure to say thank you.
Yeah, dude, I don't know.
We're at 14.
Almost 3k subs.
My highest sub count before this was 11,812.
And now you guys are just fucking me.
Yeah, I don't call cheese unless like,
were actually cheating if I get out aimed I'll just be like yo holy fuck
good shit man you shit on me like I was full of shit I'm on be right now I
don't know if he's friendly or not you mean the globe
I want the snow globe I want the snow globe the snow globe is bugged in there give me give
me give me I'm trying to I want the snow globe you fucking kidding me how do I get
the subglobe.
Okay, yeah, this is gonna be our algae. We've streamed like 21 hours today. That being said,
we're gonna go little dicko mode we're either gonna instantly die we're gonna
kill the entire lobby
You
Welcome back.
They're gonna beat.
Wasn't that birthday good?
Yeah, it was good.
x-range point pvp
Does AIMEFAL send me to play?
I have to sleep.
I've been live for like 27 hours.
More than that.
Oh
I have my snap-out.
I
I don't go down I
As you good bro
I don't go down
What the fuck?
See, did you show it?
Yeah!
Yeah, that's a lot.
Come on, don't be showin' your name.
What?
Oh wait, you picked me up?
Yeah, I picked you up, bruh.
Aw, we gotta fuck this guy.
I
Y'all I'ma come fuck you I want you to know that I'ma come fuck you better leave you better leave. I'm letting you know
Oh shit wait, he's cheating
Kidding he's not cheating. I mean he's not cheating. He's not cheating. He's not cheating. Yeah, actually
I didn't even hear it come down the stairs!
I shot, I shot, I shot, I shot, I shot, I shot the nipple thief.
Oh fuck, bro.
That guy melting me with a stitch or one?
Sheesh!
That is fucking a demon.
Alright, chat.
I've streamed like 23 hours today. I need to sleep. Um, yeah, I can barely like I
Got I streamed 23 hours today. We're up like 4,000 subs. I think let's look let's see how many kills were up today chat
Let's see how many kills were up today. I
Have to sleep chat. Let's see how many kills were up today
Raider codex player sats like we ever were dead
We streamed like 23 and we were drunk we're up
We're 400 kills today
We're 400 kills
We're up 400 kills
Yeah, we're up 400 kills in one day
One more raid to balance 390. Oh my god. Why am I one more?
We're up 400 kills today guys out and like
We're at 400 K. I mean 400 kills and a mill
I'm just drinking chat
My birthday and I'm hammered
Yo red pancake thanks for the 10 man I appreciate that much love thank you so much can't sleep
thanks for the prime nit cereal thanks for the prime spark thanks for the problem oh
my god daddy why do I keep saying daddy you stop that delicious change your fucking name
Thanks for tier one.
Kosa, thanks for the prime.
Kory, thanks for the prime.
King, thanks for the five.
But thanks for the prime.
Prospect, thanks for the five.
Thank you guys for the five.
Thank you guys.
Change your fucking name.
Secretary Kole, you daddy.
Your birthday and you are not hammered.
What a coincidence.
I'm intoxicated.
Kat, who's going to be my 3400 kill?
The game is tiny as hell, it's compensating for my small Johnson.
Yeah, you wanna see tech? Watch this.
I'm not 31 chat
No, I'm a bitch
Leon I agree.
Tech, get ready for every single streamer to show you this and be like, look at this
new tech I found.
Get ready by the way, I can't really see it.
What did I drink?
I've had it in the last, oh my god wait, from 8pm to now, I had five twisties.
I do this oh my dick is tiny I mean massive how is it lightweight chat that's a beer
Every hour
Guys there's a beer every hour. How are you seeing lightweight?
That's the light weed I
Did have I did have some misoju
you. That's kind of light. What the fuck? God, how much you guys drink? One every hour?
I thought that's pretty good. Three Long Island. If you show me a video of you drinking
three long island I see is in an hour. All right, no one's here yet. Three easy three
an hour. So if you guys started at 8pm, right, and it's 3am right now, you're telling me
You guys would be
Of
You guys would be
That's bullshit if you guys start at 8 p.m. You drink three beers an hour you guys would be at
20 beers bullshit
Yes, I'm at one two three four five six six and some soju shots
basically drinking for no reason what flavor soju peach
am I lightweight?
same way your mods banjay tz for 24 hours
drink more you gotta see three o'clock in the morning the drinking is over you
Focus hockey not really sake kind of friends
Fuck you said that
What is a point man
Are you we, Pezzio?
Nice bro, yo freak it. Yo guys, good shit man. Hey, hey, good shit bro. Nice job.
I sent that guy twice here and died.
He's over you. He's in her life. Oh my god, is that him? He's in her life. There's no way you're doing that with a freak.
There's no way you're suiciding with a free kit, right
He's in her life, there's in no way there's no way we're doing that
I'm all okay LG actually chat I
Thought I was keeping a good pace. I'm having a beer an hour
Actually wait is that less than a beer an hour and two three four five ice and
soda shots six beers uh it's 3 a.m.
Oh my god it's less than a beer an hour.
Now that's a good pace. That's what I'm saying.
Twisted tea isn't beer, am I?
I'm trying to call it a backtrack, I'm trying to call it, what?
I
What?
Hello?
What?
Yeah, I'm down here, but I see you.
Hey.
I'm feeling a storm in the middle of the bottom shell.
I'm stuck here.
I'm going to try and get back to the scout period.
How you get?
Oh!
Hey, punker!
I need to do that.
Yeah.
I'm going to try and get back to the scout period.
Yeah.
I'm going to try and get back to the scout period.
Yeah, I'll kill him in a second, don't worry. He's a bitch.
No, no, no, shut the fuck up, you idiot.
Hey, fuck you, buddy!
I guess a lava fucking thing, right?
Why is that?
Where's the volcano going off?
Where's the volcano going off, chat?
You played the game, holy shit, muddy, can you find your dad?
I didn't mean to send that guy to friend request, fuck!
I didn't mean to report that guy, fuck!
You find your dad he left 20 years ago
Good bed I'll do one more I need one more kill gotta do more I do more that's my birthday
As it's my birthday you can't make fun of me for playing bad. I've had six beers
Okay, Jeff
You've had six with the keys. Yeah, those are beers. All right twisted tea is not beers
It's the light guys I just opened a brand new one right now shocking it right now say say I want say I want
Say I won't chug this beer right now
I
Well
My 34 I just go
What the fuck, are you kidding me, why do I have Wally trying to fuck my ass?
die
up
What is that mean?
Ow!
That name is cream pie. What does that mean?
I
As in this is Saddam Hussein
Let me show what America feels like
Chalking my non-beer guys
It's a beer it's a beer by the way I don't care what any oh
Oh.
You guys are shocking.
We got a side on him.
He hits him.
Fucking pussy.
Oh, he's here, right?
I
We're gonna shoot you.
Fuck off!
We're gonna shoot you.
Where's he at?
We're gonna shoot you.
Where are you going?
He's here.
I'll work him out.
Fuck off!
Bitch!
He's dead.
He's playing all the kind of stuff.
Remember, we can let you out.
I remember him.
Is that your tree, Rick?
He's down.
Fuck!
Over now.
He's got me one side. He's up there.
He's falling. He's falling.
He's falling.
They're really good.
Fuck off!
Oh, you're not dead
Fuck
Are you kidding? How many shots did I hit? Are you joking? How are they alive? What?
I didn't miss a shot.
Oh, I didn't miss a shot.
You have two weapons.
I gotta go.
You know what I mean?
gotta go with the pharaoh
fuck
God dang it chat
Wait, how do you throw a smoke?
Yo, go, thank you for the fight, man.
Next up.
Goooooop!
I don't think they're ticking by the way.
I don't give a fuck about this crate. I don't care about the crate, I gotta kill him!
What is happening?
What you lied to me they're not here. Oh Toro
What's happening here
I
Go what are you doing, bro? Yo, you have give me 35 subs in the last like
like
go you are fucking insane
oh fuck
Fuck.
Alright.
Oh, where is Everett? Wait.
Dude, I thought I had my Stitcher out, man.
Fuck, I kill all these guys if I am a stitcher.
Why is that guy jumping around like a dick?
Hi chat, we're going to bed.
It's three o'clock in the morning.
I'm not chugging a beer.
No, I had six beers in six hours, chat.
That's a good pace.
It's a good birthday chat I
Stream 13 hours we went up like a million dollars we went up 400 kills today
Pussy
What if I just chug a beer and then go to bed is that is that good enough for you guys?
Guys, I've streamed 20 hours in last 24.
Or maybe per chance, okay.
I'm about to prove to you guys that I can drink beer okay. I'm about to prove to you guys
Yo claim ass. Thank you so much for the prime. Yo goat. You're insane man
And gone to the next one from chat real quick.
It's my birthday.
I know that you guys have fucking,
we're at 14,300 subs.
My highest sub count before this is 11,812.
Okay, and that was during Fortnite days
when I was having 30,000 viewers.
Playlist Turner, guys.
What are we doing?
Knock it off.
Go, thanks for five.
I
Can't go off okay
Listen, I'm glad Turner's doing good. He's living on an island somewhere. He made his fucking bank and I'm happy for him
That's about it
Yeah
All right. Well, this is a good birthday. We're up 14,000 subs
Let me show you guys that I can still drink, okay
I've had six beers in six hours and you guys are making fun of me is six big wait six beers in six hours. Is that slow?
My oh my god am I getting old?
That how many beers you guys drink in six hours?
hours.
Yeah.
So thanks for time.
Go knock it off.
Okay, zero, zero. What is going on? Is it time for Tokyo wool? Is it time for Tokyo wool on the
alt twitch channel? Chat, it might be time for Tokyo wool on the alt twitch channel if you
know you know. Okay, is it time for anime on the alt twitch channel? It is. Actually, we are
going to do it. We can break 15k. Honestly, we're already doing a live stream tattoo with
a guy named Mike. He has a four year waiting list and we're doing a tattoo. Black ducking.
Honestly, I'm not that drunk.
All right, chat, let me show you guys how I can still drink.
Let me show you guys how I can still drink, okay?
Ready?
How fast do you want me to do this?
This is my last drink and then we're going to bed.
How fast do you want it?
I could chug fast.
31, I'm not 31.
Under two seconds.
One hour.
I'm not 31 chat
Yeah, I could still be the best at games at 31 okay, I'm not 31. Oh my god. I'm not 31
All right, chap. Let me do this fast. Fuck. Fuck. That was slow. Really can't knock it
I'm not playing with you and ski mask right now.
You want me to play with you and ski mask of some God at four o'clock in the morning
on my birthday.
Well, I'm 17 beers in just getting a moment.
I'm not playing with you.
Just getting a moment like 8, but...
Ah dude, I haven't heard a ski mask yet. What is it? What is it? What is ski mask? Ski mask, but...
He played... dude...
I
Cat, there's no way we play with ski
And chili, can't right now.
Oh, I'm hammered.
24 hour guys I already streamed 21 hours your ski masses honestly
That's so crazy that this is it by playlist
Yo chat chat we had chat we had
40,000 that
Yesterday we had 40,000 viewers by the way, and we're not viewbot it by the way like everyone else
40k viewers between twitch and YouTube
Is that a fucking w or what chat?
Wait, is that really ski?
Ain't no way.
Yeah, that's a no-v-bot.
Yeah, chat, we had 40,000 viewers.
We had 17k on YouTube, 20k on Twitch.
Wait, is that really ski?
Oh fuck
Oh dude
Bro, I've been live for like 21 hours
Yo wait ski that's actually fucking ski holy shit Chad W
Yeah, that's actually fucking ski W
We've been live for 20 hours and we're like 10 beers in fuck
Yo ski do you want to play? Oh my god? I did
And just be like do you want to play tomorrow?
Yeah, we did have we we picked that we picked that 22k viewers yesterday
Yeah, we picked that 22k viewers on tWish and we had like 17k on YouTube. So what is that?
37 K we seven 37 K actual viewers with no viewbot
Fuck
Yo, I have to you know Kev Kev
Well, excuse the chat I can talk to him too. You guys want to play tomorrow
Fuck away, I told peanut pipe.
I want to play holy shit.
I can't play now because I'm going to be bad.
But I need to be like pristine.
I need to be like pristine form.
We had guys if we can't just play we've been live for 21 hours. We have to okay. I'm gonna invite them
He did ski was in the chat wish we had bird that's fucking lit
That's fucking late. Alright, no, no, we had guys we're gonna play tomorrow. I have to go to bed
I've been up for 27 hours. I'm hoping I play tomorrow. I can't be bad. I can't be bad
It's the first time playing with ski and Kev. I have to be like fucking twist it out of my dick
You know, I mean I have to I have to be like not Adderall
I've got to be like 600 milligrams of caffeine fuck you signed by me to fuck. No guys
We're getting off. I have to Kev Kev
Ski if you're in the chat, too, I would love to play tomorrow. I've been up for like 21 hours
Fuck bro
I gotta go to bed I've been up for so long I told Pino I was gonna be on too I
Gotta go I gotta go fucking dicko mode to for the boys
I gotta go dicko mode for the boys chat chat tomorrow. I'm gonna message Kev
have some games in with him and ski 100% dude that's fucking insane by the way
he's in the chat that's wild
yeah we're on the model though okay real quick just want to give a quick
chat for you guys thank you for the subs and for the donations they fit yo
to stop it shocking to beer I'm not shockening yeah we're so gonna watch
Shokyoku
What was our unique viewers yesterday, we had 800,000 unique viewers yesterday
So that's 800,000 different people
It 800,000 different people tune in on Christmas Day
That's 800,000 different IP addresses. That's fucking insane
Actual W. Sheings. Yeah, go thanks for five. Yo, if you check the Kevin, I don't know if he's in chatting. What yo Kev?
Let's play tomorrow. I
I
Don't know what the fuck is happening. I guess fold online streaming is working out
Fine one more shotgun it bases and then and then we're gone cap rep 14 almost 14.5 last one that we're going to bed
Well, never watch the anime fight
Yeah, it's the Bella by the way. If you guys are new to the stream, she's the Queen of
the House. She's the Queen of the House. All right, let's get this real quick. All
Well skis and shout might as well fucking shotgun fuck it's you right
All right chat
So dude chat, thanks for all the birthday wishes. Thanks for all the Christmas fucking wishes. Hopefully we get a 15k subs mom
That's fucking insane. We're gonna like a thousand subs today. I don't really know what's happening chat. Thanks for supporting me
Thanks for supporting my family. Thanks for letting me do what I do every day for a living.
We're averaging fucking like 30,000 viewers every single day.
So good.
Alright, chat.
Watch yourself. You guys rock. Thanks for everything.
Thanks for letting me do what I do every day.
Oh my god do it every do what I do every day for living holy shit hammer
Who are we gonna send love over there? Oh
Taxi
We're gonna host taxi course motherfucker yo chat Mina this is the guy that theory crafted all the um I
I
Skiltear
So chat on tomorrow. We're gonna be on with hush tomorrow
I'm with hush and then peanut and then ski and kev on the play. We'll be doing that
Yo
Kev add me discord if you want to do something I'm in chat. You guys killed the day
Thank you for all the love. Thank you for all the support
We streamed like 14 hours before this took like an hour nap and then we're back live chat
Top of your screen join join ready to show them how great you guys are he's super super good this guy if you have any questions about your skill tree
He'll answer
This guy is super good. He's super cool super good guy
He min-maxed everything so he went into the skill tree and he said he tested every one through five and
Literally tested every single one
So chat top of your screen press join ready super cool. We're gonna watch Tokyo cool
So if you know you know, it's totally not me.
It's totally not me on my Twitch channel watching Tokyo Ghoul.
So five hours, I was live 14 before this.