you
You
you
Yo, what up what up everybody
What's up, y'all
Yeah, you're going live on YouTube how we all doing chat. What's up?
How we doing how we doing how we do it
What
There we go. There we go. Rudy with a prime. Koff with a prime. Jackie with a 49. Silky
with a sub. Queen Jessa with a 31. Plug with a 12 months. How are we all doing chat? What's
going on? YouTube should be live now. YouTube's live. Should be connecting. You sound rested?
Yeah, I slept for like 20 hours.
Fixing.
Apparently there's an event on the peanut server, so...
I'm gonna hop on.
Yo, how's with the 10 gifted subs on kick?
Let's go!
Let's go, brother!
Thank you so much, how's buddy?
Thank you.
Yeah, bud, thank you, thank you so much for one kick, bud, smoking champ, thank you.
Oh, carbonara!
Coming out is the five goodest subs.
Look at that.
Thank you, carbonara.
I kind of want to do like a full re-add your tab and add this, all right.
He's failing.
Delete tab and add again.
What do you mean delete it?
Delete it?
Everything?
No, David didn't want to stop, thank you, David.
Like a whole share of fresh new tab.
The hell?
I deleted, like, sort of deleted.
There we go, join YouTube, wait.
It keeps failing.
There we go, we joined it, are we joined it?
YouTube, what up?
You guys here?
Some people on YouTube.
Here we go. What did that do, Fx?
Hey, can we hear?
Yeah, we're here, we're here, we're here.
Bop-ah!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What's up, YouTube?
What's up, Kent?
What's up, Twitch?
How are we all doing, everybody?
Thank you so much for joining the stream.
Bop-ah!
What's up, everybody?
How are we all doing, chat?
What's going on?
I'm gonna warm up real quick.
I'm like rusty with the AK, like I'm actually like kind of like rusty with the AK, I don't
know.
I mean I haven't used AK like so long, but...
Oh
I'll wake up
I just woke up, I just woke up.
that's coming
Let's go.
Let's go let's play the event let's play the event
Yeah, brother's an event on the peanut server
All right, I'm glad to be an ooke. Hey, let's go Caitlin. Let's go yo
Hey, let's take a search for Prime Barrow, then with the reset. Welcome back, 1989 Barrow.
Pina's gambling, are you not? Wait, Pina's gambling?
Isn't today his day off?
Oh, hey, today's Monday.
I mean, I'll hop in like once we do this like event thing.
What's up bro?
What are you up to?
I heard there's like an event going on?
Yeah, it's the Goop tower thing Albert was doing with like two boxes of rockets and
a bunch of shit in it.
Where's that at?
Uh, they haven't announced it yet, it's in like five minutes.
I'll get up
She probably got my mini. Fuck. They have a mini. I think it's gonna hurt.
Wonder if you know
Oh
I've been gobbled.
Yeah.
might be the team. I've been global. Yeah.
What's up chat?
How's it going everybody? How's it going?
If you know what it means.
One of these attack choppers is like the town sheriff thingy.
But I just saw you bought your own.
Is that yours then?
Your other outfit?
I love watching you guys on the planet, Pubser. That was fun.
So we're gonna fight over a Goop tower?
Yeah.
Okay.
Hope you were from the start.
I know you'd be on me, yeah, for that 30...
Oh, that's louder.
I've got a 24 hours frame, yeah.
I hopped on.
And then I brought like 10 AKs, 15 armor sets.
The man is back, what's up? How you doing?
What up, Coconut? What up, Devil's Lettuce? How you doing?
up to you bro up to bro help me out a good rest I had a good rest guys I had a good rest
Oh wait, where's the seeds at?
I'll replant the seeds.
Never.
I'm going to grind.
grind.
What's going on?
Water's not working.
And they restarted again
Yeah, the water keeps bugging out dude, I don't know why it's very annoying
It's bugging out
I feel like you've gotten more rest of the past three days than the last three weeks.
Yeah, my body knows it, man.
It's really weird.
It's really fucking weird.
Like, my body, like, knows it.
Like, I don't know, I feel really different today.
Like, it's almost like I was in, like, a fucking daze, bro.
Like, straight up.
Now, today is not the nuke day.
I think it's tomorrow?
No, it's Wednesday. It's Wednesday, but...
Let's see if it works now.
There we go. There we are. Okay, now it's working.
Crazy what sleep does. Crazy. Absolutely crazy.
I
All right, I'm back
I think we're doing a maze first
Okay, do we need to do anything right off the rip for here?
No, oh, thanks. Oh and one person to do the maze and
I just wanted to make sure that the winner gets a tip to what's inside and like a few
minute head start or something and like he was talking to me about the event, he just
wanted anybody from the house on him and I was the only one on and it's gonna have
like two boxes of rockets, a bunch of fucking sulfur explosives.
Okay.
Earlier today, also, I
went back to the old base coconut stuff is like being
shared between like me and Gabby and Gabby's not Gabby's
only doing like the mushroom shit. I took like, we got nine and
four shotguns out of the old base. Oh, I got 40 I got 40
rockets. I mean, I, I rejuice us with like 15 AKs,
like a bunch of shit, really a bunch of shit.
Did you put it anywhere? Oh, I see it.
Yeah, I just auto-jobbox everything, so wherever it went since it's where it went.
Wait, is it in Tuesday or Tuesday? What day is it today?
They've gotten juiced today.
15 gear sets.
If I logged in, we were fucking broke.
Yeah, we were.
I mean, Coke and I did like some 2v4s yesterday or...
Yeah.
Yeah, we did as well.
good
your posey with the prime thank you to thank you
man my days are all fucked up chat
my days are all fucked up
you know said he messaged you
uh...
your message
coconut
I had rain come teach me I've been rain. Well, it's more rain than me, but we fix you entire farm. Oh fuck. Yeah, dude
Let's go
They say texted you
He didn't just have my number
Yeah, yeah, I mean there's an event on the server I'll play after
There's like a loot event or some shit. I'll play after trying to learn the elect school
And I didn't want to fuck shit up so I called rain and he was like helping me learn it
What a base to
back up and
you know what's that make sure that it's so good we'll be replenished
we have something going on
uh... that is a good event there's a uh...
like a loot event or some shit
uh... like a loot tower thing for everyone
oh i like loot
that's like two boxes of rockets
need that need that bad
is that was happening
was happening right now
written on the house and i guess they're finishing up like
check your phone
if you i don't think you know it has a number
if you know that's my phone
but it was
Check your telegram. I don't think he has my telegram.
I'll get into two minutes.
He sent the courier pigeon.
I don't want to get everything, but they're doing like a maze for it now.
He went discord GM. No, he never messaged me.
Lock it, bud.
We're gonna do this first and then we're gonna,
we'll hop on and play gamble with this room on P9s.
But if there's no room, then GG.
Yeah, shit.
Jaybird, thank you for the prime sub. Thank you. Thank you. I think you're the one guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now I want to put the great gambling game, but there's an event going on
So we'll play that first and then we'll do the gambling game if there's room if not then it is what it is
You just harvested from the farm by the way like just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, that's why it's like this okay. I was just about to come over here and check it
Please summit needs a guide cheese is horrible
She don't want to be saved, some of it is still, wait, some of it's still playing,
hold on.
I'll see how he's doing, how's he doing?
We've all been there, bro. We've all been there, bro.
He's on the 3X? Yeah, that guy, he plays modded. He's a modded player. Modded is where
Rust Pro players go to retire their career. If you go to modded, it's GG. It's done.
That's the retirement home.
Dude, Summit is in deep.
This shit has my heart going running through the house just a couple of days, it's getting up.
He has the rest plus half.
He has the rest plus half, bro, no way!
Oh my god. That's so funny. I hope someone knows that Monday Web is shit though. It's
where Snowball, like, there's no longevity to Monday Wipes. Like, Thursday Wipes is way
better and more enjoyable than Monday. Monday Wipes is where people just fucking grub and
like ruin and grief and like, people don't put real effort into Monday Wipes. Like, Thursday
Wipes. Thursday Wipes are the best. Like, Monday Wipes are for like, Brain Dead
Ape's no balls you guys ready right now and then let's go
I'm running in are we bringing kids here?
We're planning design from naked. Oh, wait, what are we what event is this?
It's a maze which is like the first act we're doing the recent thing it is
Something to do with Albright's goop tower afterwards. So it
Maybe we'll do the maze
Yeah, you pick ace first. He's ready to go. Yeah. So we're flying in are we gonna run?
I'm flying over to my place in the station
Okay, I'm gonna I'm just do I pick I'll just run then fucking on in our base. Yeah, we'll solve over there
I'm gonna run with my kit. I'm gonna fucking back my kid
I don't know anymore.
Maybe it could be a bug down.
What the fuck is this?
Don't finish quit.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
You guys are just five until nuke day till peanut comes in. Um, yeah, I think tomorrow
we're gonna play pubs though. Like I don't think we're gonna play the server tomorrow.
I think tomorrow I'm gonna like find like a four or five man to run pubs with.
Fire.
Niiiice landing bud.
I don't know.
I
Might do pubs today too honestly like after these events are done
I might hop on a pub server and just like chill out. I don't know. I don't think there's anything going on the server till the noon
At the base right now. I also don't really care about like the nuke anymore like it's
It's kind of like the it'll be fun tomorrow don't get around on Wednesday. It's gonna be fun, but
Yeah, like, the raids, like,
they're not gonna work out. I don't think there's been a single like huge rate on
the server because people just know that raids are impossible. Like there's no
chance of winning an on-one raid against an 8-man stack.
But we'll we'll sign one guy to do it or we can all do it
Whoever gets it done in the fastest time out of all the teams each teams can have like a champion and whoever has the fastest time
We'll then get a secret about the goop tower like maybe its location in a two-minute head start
We go raid the goop tower for all its worth
Yeah
That's that apparently that's what it is
So whoever does amazing the fastest time is gonna get that secret so I think we could all do it
But I think he was wanting to like maybe have like us champion one person
same as other teams
I mean if we all do it, isn't it better? Yeah, I feel like all of us doing it is the best thing. Yeah
Because we have a better chance into a he ones. Yeah, right
And then we'll have a two-minute head start
I guess the whole theory is though is that like the two-minute head start
Will maybe be more useful if like three of us are ready to go and kitted with the helicopters like ready to go
I have no idea how the two-minute head start works.
Well, then we have to raid the group tower, which I'm assuming is going to be, like, AIDS, you know?
Like, I'm assuming they made the group tower. Yeah, they made counters, counters, counters.
It doesn't really matter. If anything, going first is a disadvantage.
Maybe, like, depending on the layout, because they're just going to get fucked.
Like, whatever team counters, they'll just throw nades inside the tower and, like, whoever's there.
be ready with like building mats they're like build a fob fire or we just fly
around until we fucking find yeah the map isn't that big like the group tower is
gonna be a big tower I'm guessing you know everyone grab a mini supposed to be
you have two attack choppers standing on a booster seat
I'm 5 foot 11 I'm 5 11 I'm height-boggling
yeah I'm 6 5
well there's like 10 people here dude
I'm so glad we're all here
it was just a coincidence
bro it was like fucking like 12 people bro
tried to kill with your act of terrorism
I'm gonna protect the animal
I'm gonna protect Chad then
I
Use the two minutes to set up the fob
100% right we don't even use it for anybody else to show up.
Yeah dude, I think I want to go on pubs or do something else.
It's like nobody here.
I don't know, it's like nobody here.
It's like tenors bro, our group is like.
All the other PVPers are waiting for this to be over I think.
Unless you're not talking about this.
Dude the server is just, I think it's just done to Wednesday bro.
I'm like you've been a pug.
Yeah, this is done.
Let's say it was from on a server.
bro he's just picking up mushrooms man
oh my god
I'm up and on the server, I'm up and on the server, dude.
Yeah, the server is just...
Wednesday is going to be a blast.
Wednesday is going to be a fucking blast, but...
No, you need prep. I mean like dude, I
Don't really care like about winning the nuke anymore. Like that's just like I'm gonna I want to play like I'm gonna play
But like I really don't really care about playing the nuke anymore. Like I think everyone's like on the same page
Like it is what it is. But what is this just gonna be like a fun server?
Like the thing about me is I need an opponent like I need a rival I need like and there's not really like the white walkers are done
uh... the baddies of the north have been really like i don't
i think it is spanded
uh...
summits team is like done
like i got
it is what it is like if i hop on it's just gonna be making crafting kits
and i doing berries but like there's no nothing like on the horizon you know
like wednesday is it
you know i mean chat
y'all great man in the prime had written the reason welcome back no i think
the sub thank you did thank you
it was too long it was too long dude
but you want
I'm gonna drink a protein shake real quick here.
All right, let's play some snowballs.
you
You
That's five boys.
I'm a rock.
I hate to be like a buzz kill with the team, but like...
Yeah, wait, I gotta I gotta I gotta what I gotta warm up first
Like I hate to be a bus go to the team like
But we have nothing to fight we have nothing to do it is what it is guys
There's nobody on without without peanut on the server people won't play and there's no one to play then what's the point?
it is what it is what are you going to do
leaving your team hanging everyone's not a day off dude like to do like what they want
I'm just doing the same. I'm just chillin.
The hell?
I'm here.
Oh, the team's invited to pubs if they want.
I kind of want to play solo.
I don't know.
Kind of want to just chill with chat and play solo.
Who knows?
Let's see how I feel.
So maybe I get to start so long that they can hop on if they want, but...
That was a nice jump here.
He didn't ask if you wanted a gamble.
uh... i didn't get a message now
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I was clean. That's where I was clean.
Oh nice okay going good
It's crazy like how sleep deprivation ruins your track like actually like I feel so much like
Like I was like aim training like on 24 hours no sleep and my aim was just like so bad
Tracking is incredible
look at that like it's so effortless I'd have to like yeah you didn't notice it when you're
I wonder what the percentage actually is like how bad how much worse are you with no sleep
It's more reaction time too, honestly.
damn dude fucka what's your sense 400 dpi oh my god dude my aim feels so like clean
right now why does my aim feel so fucking clean that was a nice double by
him oh my game feels like dude oh my god man I can't deserve to be popping now
I'm gonna rock bro the sleep is like juice me up my aim is so good
God damn it bro I can't just never be popping up dude fuck
oh my god dude
died
No, like it just feels so like effortless. I was terrible on 24 hours. No, I'm trying to think 24 hours aren't good for you
Maybe I should sleep more
right that down write that down new tech new tech
how would you say your aim is chat honestly aim is like it's like if you
watch fighting power is the last thing like it's like fighters will always have
power like Mike Tyson good if he lands a hook he could be like 90 years old he
probably still knock a 20 year old the fuck out you know I feel like aiming is
the same thing like like like people that can aim you never really lose it
with age but what comes what comes with age is reaction time that's why like
like all the rest all the process guys like they can their aim is insane like
I'd say their aim is like, I'd say my aim is actually not my strong suit.
I think a lot of people can out aim me.
Like, my strong suit is my reaction time in my game sense.
That's what, that's what like, and that, like there's a lot of nasty gamers in the game, dude.
There's a lot of people that can just like, stop playing hard to get, go play gambling.
Dude, what are you talking about?
I was good movement. I'm a
He's not texting you guys. He's not texting me. He doesn't have my number.
of
the
of
the
From what you observed, how is ace who's aim?
insane
insane like if these aim guys really took the time to learn the game and do game sense
I think they would run the fucking game dude
Don't absolutely run the game. Oh
wait
Okay
I
Match it back
How's when he converted your aim when he's not stood when he's nuts
But when he's insane
should we do solo snowball or should we play for gambling what do you guys
think I got I got the message from you guys would you guys rather me solo
snowball or would you rather me gamble
Okay
Amblin is let's go where do I go?
But I gotta buy the game by the game
game. How much what's what's even the game game with your friends?
Oh, hell no!
I'll buy it.
It's fucking five dollars.
I
Five dude am I the only one that just hates like small purchases like I actually just get mad if I'm not the only one
Like I just like actually like I get mad
I actually just get fucking like bro
like
Yeah, I've been watching that on a new show Lord of the Flies on Netflix they just came out with it
Pretty fucking go dash with a gift sub on kick. Thank you. Dash do say the five of the subs on plush. Thank you
I'm making my card but I don't walk across the house
Yeah, I've been watching Lord of the Flies on Netflix.
Really good show. I'm on episode two.
Like, I mean my girlfriend binge-watching it.
When this whole event's over, I would take, like, two days off.
And then I'm gonna take my girl to, like, San Antonio or Houston
to stay there, like, at a resort, swim, drink, eat sushi.
Like, I haven't been spending...
Bro, I spent more time with Peanut than my girl.
like actually I've spent more time with peanut than my fucking girl and my girl
last night was like why did it feel like I was meeting your boyfriend when like
you like he came up to me on the server he was like she was like she's like I
feel like I got like she was like I feel like I got replaced and peanuts your
boyfriend because peanut said something like I'm coconut's boyfriend and what
I'm fucking him and she was like, dude, I felt like a cook.
Oh, bro, she's like, I felt like a cook.
Yeah, I'm an eagle.
I'm an eagle.
I'm the fucker.
The subs.
Thank you.
I don't even buy this game.
I
Say
Store
Gamble your friends add to cart. Okay continue. I almost just leaked my entire credit card. That would have been so fucking annoying
I would have broke my monitor
Could have been good we can be a max
Expression date is 525.
points for this purchase cool thank you for your purchase okay I'm down to the
game.
I'll tell you what, on Wednesday I will be giving my entire kick revenue and distributed
into my mods. I guess I thank you. I'll take my entire KPP revenue of what I make on Wednesday,
and I'm going to divide it up and I'm going to give it to all the mods. I'll tell you
that then. Fuck it. Yeah, let's do it. All the mods will get like divvied up and they'll
be making my entire, like I'll do like a 16 hour stream on Wednesday and you guys
will just divvy it all up. So if you guys want to come support on Wednesday,
to go to kick guys on Wednesday. Let's do that. Yeah, mods, mods, mods should get paid.
Absolutely. I'm into the streamer discord. I feel so retarded. Why does he type in caps
I feel I feel fruity
Mr.. Coconut, we just got a gamble for a couple minutes now. We can advise you yeah, yeah, I go go on ahead. I'll wait
I'd be right back
Let me know in the ready chat
How good is interaction paying kick I try to be in buzz chatting good, too, so I don't know the algorithm would kick but
um
Like they pay based on your viewers and people chatting in your streams
Like they pay you hourly, which is really fucking cool. It's something that I know
It's the best platform for for for money like if you're a 400 500 viewer streamer
Like you should apps like every streamer should be multi-streaming
Every single streamer should be multi-streaming
We're doing a brand new like rebrand chat by the way, I'm gonna be getting new sub-alerts
new donor alerts new kick alert we already got the new kick alert like maybe even like a little
overlay um yeah I think I want to like redo like a lot of shit now I think my coconut be like
logo is like immortal like I don't know I don't think I will ever want to change it
like that or OG coconut be logo like it's it's it I feel like that's gonna be
for forever like like why change of the profile picture you know also guys we're
gonna be doing we're gonna be doing V tubing peanut sent me over the
animation technology I am setting up a official coconut the I'm just kidding
I'm completely baiting you guys that is never gonna happen. I am not gonna be to I'm fucking kidding
I am fucking with you guys, bro. You must yay. God damn fucking boy, bro. What the fuck you think? I'm good
Good bro
Well imagine me like a fucking thoughts on this cocoa, what is this? Oh
Oh
No, we're we already made a 24-7 channel. I'm just waiting on twitch to approve it, but
This is the channel if you guys want to go follow it
I think someone here. This is that guys the official coconut be for 24-7 waiting room
Go check it out check come in here. I'll link it in chat if my mom's gonna link it in everybody
Wonder if we could yeah
Also, we are gonna be releasing a new mouse pad
New limited your trigger finger them a hundred kicks. We're gonna releasing a
Mousepad commemorating the memories we made on the server
You guys will be able to buy them it's a limited edition mousepad
Once it goes out of sale. It's for it's done forever. We sold them in the past really good quality stuff
It's gonna be a new it's gonna be a brand new mousepad to it's a different surface pad fabric
They trademarked it Lux-Weave Precision.
It's not light years better than the last mouse pad,
but I'd say it's about 20% better.
I didn't want to drop another mouse pad.
That's like the same material as the last one,
because what's the point?
So I literally made them change
the fucking actual fabric of the mouse pad.
is a mouse pad here we've sold them before it's called epic desk mouse pad they're an official
face punch like affiliate but like um like it's really fucking cool it's an entire desk mat we've
sold them before we sold them before we've we've done a lot of work with these guys um let's
see
ready okay
opening up
Okay, so how do you play this game, man?
What the fuck?
What the fuck, dude?
What?
Bro, why would it do that?
It could have just leaked my entire thing.
What the fuck was that?
Bro, I could have leaked my credit card information.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Are you god damn funny?
Yo, what up?
Are you ready to gamble?
I'm coming in.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Let me see you quick goodbye. Here you go, boss.
Hmm. Uh. Where's the invite at?
Oh. Wait, is your name not coconut?
My name's coconut.
Oh, no it's not.
Yes it is. My name is coconut.
No it's not.
My name is coconut.
Oh wait. Oh wait. We couldn't add each other on Steam the other day, remember?
Did we add each other on steam?
No, it kept giving us that error message, remember?
No, we did add each other on steam.
No, we added each other in awkwardness because we couldn't add each other on steam because it was giving us the error message, remember?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, here, let me try adding you then.
I'll be real quick, I'm gonna get your thingy.
It was your number.
I gave you...
I got your number.
It's right here.
I
Failed to send invitation, please retire. Yes, it's still gonna be the same. Oh hold on hold on
It's cuz I have to reject people from my okay. I do reject people on
Okay, let me try adding you failed to send invitation, please retry for me. What is going do we do?
Cuz you may know why Steve doesn't let us in each other invites. I can sit invites to anyone else. There's not coconut. I
Think I think it's because we both have too many friend requests
Yeah, I don't think I have to be
friends with guys. Maybe it's
me. Hold on. I gotta let me
let me decline a couple.
Okay, I don't it won't let me
block. It won't let me ignore
Yeah, I can't ignore frontal
class either. Yeah, do you
press the X button and it
says block user block user.
I don't know what the hell is this?
S.O. Russ Type-A-Nate.
Guys, guys, why can't I ignore friend requests?
If I, I have an incoming friend request, I can either accept it or I can hit X.
And then if I hit X, it says block user question mark, if I hit check mark, it just doesn't move.
Yeah, I got the same thing. I got the same thing.
Or if I hit double X, it doesn't remove them.
I can't be tight.
Try what?
You just scroll down scroll
Well that means I want to get rid of this guy. Oh
Scroll down you ignore all friend requests. Oh
Oh
Okay, I'm ignoring everything
You got to do it multiple times
No, it's just a watch it's a while it's a little mind. Oh, no, you're right. It was a hundred at a time
I think yeah, I got okay. You got to do it multiple times
I still gotta delete them.
Oh, it worked.
It worked.
I had a thousand.
I just blocked it.
You gotta send it again.
Who thinking?
I could have been a spy.
Can never trust the first in.
I accepted it.
Dude, I had two thousand friend requests, bro.
What?
Here you go, boss.
Yeah, send it.
I think I accepted you.
My friend request is already filling back up. Perfect.
Dude.
What?
I still don't see you.
I accepted you.
I...
You can be a friend request.
Oh, no. I think I blocked you.
I blocked you. Okay.
Uh...
How do I unblock you?
I... I don't... When I type you things, it says you're already friends with this user.
I think... I think we're friends already.
I don't see you on my friends, though.
I... I don't see you either.
what okay I'm gonna send you I see why I see why I see why I see you all right message me message me
I say I invite you I invite you you see a boss are you bompton and word what we say no I'd
never mind I don't got an invite holy fucking shit dude why is this so hard I
tricks of my anger I I'm gonna send you I'm gonna send you a regular message
that should pop up in the message chat I think I just said hello you see at the
bottom right oh I got it I got it I'm joining I'm joining I'm joining I'm in
I'm in. I'm in. Hello?
What am I talking about? Hello?
Oh, you bastard!
Ooh!
What?
Eeeeeeeh, no!
Ooh, ooh, you want that as well, you want it as a double card, double card, double card, double card, double card!
Hello?
Can you guys hear me?
Yes.
Can you guys hear me?
Yes.
I
Look like a big plate
Yeah, you do look like a bag of juicy
She did
Oh my god, oh my god
You're lucky I had to hold down
Two up to first of five first of five is to bet all the money
Oh, wait, wait, I got to not push that I got to not push that I can't play while I'm holding to push that button
Or do you want to play horse we can play either one
I
Know they call me out making basketball get fucked pussy
Pass me the ball pass the ball peanut
I
Want the ball
What?
What kind of pass was that?
That was a terrible pass.
I'll guard again, I'll guard.
Nice, nice interception.
Interception?
What up, what up, what up, what up?
Get over here, Drake, get over here.
Get over here, get over here, get over here.
I got Drake, I got Drake.
Come here you fucking pink quit.
Nice, nice, go, go.
Lay up.
Oh
Where's the ball
You're the wrong way
I take the ball from him
How do I fucking know how do I get the ball?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
I need you to lock in son
go get the ball
oh shit
oh wait oh wait back back go go go go go go go go go go
oh i think i want it i think i want it
ohhhhhhhhhh
what
oh shit i don't think i want this fucking shit
go far go far
oh no no no no no
get it get it get it get it
he got it he got it
oh my god
I
Shoot it shoot it shoot it
right
fuck
oh my god
we're getting home
The bathroom that lets him go there instantly.
Oh, go on, jump in here.
Oh, shit.
It's like another world or what?
Yeah, it's a world of jigsaw.
What's going on?
Oh, what the fuck?
I got him. Let's go.
What's going on?
I want to see my turn.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys, guys.
This icon.
Guys.
Guys, what are we gambling?
Okay, come on out, go get that, come on out!
Alright, that's right, every in the casino!
Oh, Shay, you got a nice car, huh?
Thanks, boss.
It's fucking nice.
What do we take off?
Hey, seriously, I'm seeing shit in the car!
Hey!
Go get that!
Hey!
Hey, stop!
what what and it's time to win oh my god new discord P oh my god oh god this
makes me want to gamble I know oh my god we all
I can smell the casino. I can smell it. You guys smell that?
Oh yeah.
Grandma, piss, and cigarettes.
Oh, this is fucking incredible.
This is what it's all about, boys. This is what it's all about.
Let's see. How much money do I got, chat?
What?
Don't let me down now.
okay take one of the dice head six okay you can press yep and then you hold
cute a throw it all right hey okay we got our money back it's all good
what is all the money I think sushi is that sushi the hell hey why is my
character model yellow
I might be able and we're out of money. Wait what? I didn't gamble yet.
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die coconut come on. Wait guys what about my money? I have money too no?
Share money Mr. Coconut. We spent all your money and we gambled it.
We need at least one item on the first. I don't think we're good enough gamblers
to do it without it so what we gotta we gotta go back and work jobs yeah we got
you so this is working for four hours all right bro how do i fuck them no
they're gonna fuck me they're gonna fuck me how do i fuck them they can not
fuck me bro i'm not about to sit here i get fucked how do i how do i fuck them
how do i fuck them chat how do i fuck them
ooh drag yeah really let down the team boss really let down the team
And I've been in here a single time.
Good luck or get fucked.
Now, 15.
What the fuck is this?
What is this, a rice farm?
Don't worry about it.
They built us a pool if they wanted us to see if it's big enough
when they had the wire.
Felipe, I forgot your name, but fuck you.
That's a wrap.
Other day.
See you later.
I've seen this in the movie.
I've seen this in Goodfellas or Casino.
Wait, did we just die?
Now we lost you guys hearing I try to ask somebody
Did they hit him with the bat and then you grab him?
What do I what do I click to grab me?
He be for her love
So what's the purpose of this game is to win chef he's sorry guys
I lost a lot of money at the casino and then I were on that
It's okay. P. Not what are you gonna do?
I
Let's get one item one item just to be safe this time
Such how we can beat this game. Oh
That's nice boys. I already got the coin per se. We're going
Fuckin' fuckin'-
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Yeah, fuckin' man!
Ha ha ha!
Yeah!
Fuckin'...
I'm gonna give a first.
I got the magic coin.
With this coin, we-
I'm gonna hit me with a top shot.
...match, match, and skedaddle.
Yo, what up, guys?
Can you guys hear me?
Who is bamboozled?
They can.
Hey, bitch. Here we go. Here we go.
Oh my god.
We're down, Roddy.
Oh, hold on. Hold on.
Alright.
A little loud.
We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine.
No, no, let him bust. Let him bust. Let him bust.
Yeah
All right back to
Yo guys, how do I how do I put money down?
You're down. We need money to put money down. Yeah. Yeah, I know but we how do I are we already to the pool?
call call wait we lost it all again we don't say we don't say we don't want to
get buried again our embers sorry lady luck was with me the top right
Ari. Bro, we're gonna die again. Ari. You know what? We'll let coconut place all the
bats this next time. Yeah, he deserves it. Mm-hmm. He's been patiently waiting. I don't
like being the only one on the graph. You're the only one that can. There's a reason why
you see a bunch of Asian ladies in the casino, gentlemen. I'm gonna show you
how it's done. I'm gonna show you how it's done. I thought if I could just hit one hand
you guys would all... You want to show the money. I'm gonna show you guys how it's done.
They call me the Asian Rain Man. That's what they call me. Me too, funny enough. Me
Three actually
Toad Eechee Wah
Toad Eechee Wah, I say to the blackjack dealer as I hit a blackjack
Walk away with ten billion dollars
Then I tell Ward Buffett to suck me
You're pretty nice. I watch this dude. You're gonna watch me become a fucking billionaire
Easy. Good morning. Good morning everybody. It's a great day for gambling. I'm gonna become
fucking billionaires. Coconut has that job on him. Let's get the coin. Do you need the coin?
I
Put that right there. Oh
That's a very kind sir practice shooting everybody right now
Let's go
You have to say the safe word
Wait, hey, hey, stop!
You only need your mouth!
Stop! Peter, please!
Peter, please, I can't take it!
Oh my god.
I need a body.
I'm gonna get you now.
It's my turn.
That's a strike, Coguy!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Get fucked!
Don't ever talk to me again, you're blocked!
No way!
No, it's going on in here!
We're ready to go!
Is that prom night?
Oh my god, a hunch, one hole!
That's right!
Alright, fellas.
Follow me!
I'm Joe Wend!
What's going on?
What?
What happened to you?
Come on man, come on.
All you have to do is ask the Magic Drac where to go and he will tell us he's like a crystal ball.
Where do we put the magic coin?
Look at that, he ain't got no legs.
I'm like, yeah.
Rulet, Rulet, Rulet, Rulet, Rulet.
Runegg?
Alright, I actually do your sizing.
Okay, here we go.
You want to click one of these things up here?
Uh-huh.
Okay.
On black.
On black, on black.
Always black.
Show me the money, show me the money!
There we go. There we go.
All right
Let's play blackjack
We're leaving
We need to get a wheelchair for drag. This guy can't move.
Coco, if you rub my head I squirt. Hold right!
Hey, you ready? There you go.
Stop right!
Get in the car.
Everybody in the car right now.
I'm coming.
Oh, fuck!
I just jibbed the chili.
We're doing good. We passed day one, boys. We passed day one.
Finally.
I just took one out for good luck on day two. It's time to wed.
I'm wed.
You can have my body back.
You cook it at $180, how about you-
Oh
1.7k that's easy
Get the coin I could do I already got the coin guys. We're gonna go
That's a good point. Oh god
No, we're gonna go we're gonna go wait for games in a row on blackjack
That's easy. We just have to play perfect basic strategy.
Okay, now you have to go with your doc. Basic strategy loses all your money.
That's not true, Peanut. It's math.
True and true. You have to go with what the ether is telling you.
I'm Asian, and it's math, Peanut.
Congratulations.
I know how to count cards as well. 10 jack, queen, ace is negative one.
Five six seven eight, two three four five six is a plus one
Hey, why do you act nine ten eleven twelve is zero?
You actually know how to count. I don't account cards guys
Okay, let's go do it
Where's the where's the tables?
Oh hold on down there partner hold on down there partner hold on down there partner it would be wise to leave while we're up
Wait wait wait actually he's right we need to play minimum betcha with 4 in a row he's right he's right he's right
50 100 200 400 that's a stay that's a stay 9 14
How's that?
Yeah, bitch
Let me do it with your god
Let me say I do what you got. Let me tell you let me tell you you see this my god stand stand
Monkey
Fuck did you just call me? No, that's what that's what that's what the Asian way
Yeah, that's what the Asian way
Monkey monkey monkey. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, oh, oh.
Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Now you hit 15 against eight, now you stay.
Yeah, yeah.
13, 23.
Oh my god.
That's a double, double, double, stay.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
We said we went for the road boys,
we said we went for the road, we're good.
Okay.
Oh.
Beautiful
I feel it I feel it peanut I feel it
Yeah, one more one more one more you gotta hit that
Yeah, what a three
We gotta hit this oh shit start over that's okay. That's a date
Oh
That's what I'm talking about
Who told 22 I'll be in the elevator about I'm watching that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about
That's what I'm asking about
Monkey
Let's just a break our streak. Oh, just a break. I think it doesn't break our streak
We're gonna show up one more. Let's go one more. It's that one. What about 17? Oh?
Do you do do you hit it?
The book says no, but what do you feel in peanut? I feel
That wasn't me. Yeah, that wasn't me. That was I think that was that purple guy with the goatee hair
We'll beat his ass later. I got his name. Yeah, we'll find it
We'll find him on the outside of the casino. We'll kill him
I think we have to bet a little.
We're only doing it for the win points, we already need two bars.
Oh, what should we need?
Oh, win four?
Oh, okay.
Four in a row is so rare though, dude.
Good, good, good.
Shit
Where's lunch
No, you're good, huh?
You look so sad
Yeah, I find we are so we at that. Oh get over here. We are we are we are we are we are we
are. I got the 2nd this is the enhancing when 2 more while out Siemens reossip module
and I got a guy going at the time and I thought it it it it it it it it it it it it it it
it it it it it it it could it it fulfill we're not true more and more low
to stand up for in addition to buy that inside okay okay okay got that
man in theépoper is like what he just died.
at least we at least at least we're not dead at least we did die
I'm not sure what you're doing over there.
I'm not sure where I'm going.
Hey, how is she here?
I'm gonna be there.
I'm gonna take the-
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah.
You like that?
Yeah.
What's up, boys?
Big bag cat, Blishee.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, fuck him, fuck him.
Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him.
Yeah, yeah.
Talking about the roof of the car?
Yeah, yeah, hey, give me a turn.
Give me a turn.
Yeah, yeah, you have a turn.
You have a turn.
People need to see this, you fucking pussy.
Oh, my God.
Where's my?
Wait, wait, wait, before you show me, just wait.
All right, I'm good.
Go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Subbottom first, subbottom first.
Aaaaaaah!
No, no, no, no.
Watch your turn, watch your turn, watch your turn.
I'm still, I'm still, still, still on, still on, still on!
Oh, he's... Oh my God, oh my God.
Guys!
Oh, fuck him, fuck him!
You know, as my uncle used to say,
you ain't a man until you had a man.
Ho ho ho!
Let's ride!
Alright!
RIDE!
Alright boys, J3, furthest we've gotten all night, it's time to get to the pit floor!
This is our time! This is our moment!
Guys, I have bad news!
What?
I caught feelings.
Huh?
Locked!
On my space, TikTok, AOL, MSN, Skype, Grindr, TikTok, TikTok!
All right here we go, here we go, here we go.
Eighteen dinky cowboys.
Here we go.
Let's roll.
Eighteen dinky cowboys, a framerange.
Oh!
Oh, oh, we got the gun, we got the gun, we got the gun.
Go, go, go.
Oh, fuck, I'm getting fucked by someone.
I don't even know what I'm getting fucked by.
Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me.
I don't even know what I'm getting fucked by.
I'm gonna fuck you on the roof of this car
like an 80s movie, oh shit.
If I was a garage, with all you guys' head,
I'm just saying I'd take one for the team.
Oh, you're trash. You're trash. I don't want you anymore.
That makes me a little hardier.
That makes me a little fucking hardier.
Oh, oh my goodness. Oh, good heavens. Oh, good heavens.
Thank you, Mr. Hodge. Thank you for showing me the time of my life.
This is the furthest we've been all my voice for more.
We got to lock in. We got to lock in.
We just need, what, four blackjack games in a row? That's it? That's the challenge?
Yeah, that's easy.
That's so easy.
He's got to hit the buddy corner hit four black jacks in a hand. We win
I want to go to a casino so bad right now
We're here. Yeah, let me know
Now you hold that don't use it again, okay?
You know, you know, you know, we should we snooze shout with with earloft and then I stop I stop holding it
Oh, yeah, good thing. Good thing. Good thing. Okay. Okay. Hold up
What's my way till he's like right here? All right
You change your fan
You went to the fucking side or something!
Oh my god!
It ran out!
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
$198, I'm not going back in the pool to be shot.
You have to actually lock in right here.
We're real easy.
I'm gonna enjoy it for this game.
Hey, how do I change my appearance, guys?
Oh my god.
Nice, nice, nice.
Go all in, go all in. Fuck, I feel it, Peanut. I feel it.
Oh my god, yeah, that's good. That's good. He has never seen
This you want more to 90 egg fucking
Hit again it again soft it's oh my god
Wait, if we win one more game of Blackjack, we get the ticket!
Oh my god, oh my god!
We got it, we got it!
We got it! Let's go!
Let it come back! Let it come back!
Fuck it, hell!
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Fuck yeah!
You cuckoo, we got lucky, we turned out the money we need!
Yeah, I don't know, we're halfway there, we got two minutes.
Blackjack.
Oh.
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
What do we, what do we, what do we hold up?
Well, I say we put it all on black.
What do you guys think?
I'd say so.
Absolutely, that's the right call.
Humbna, humbna, humbna, humbna, humbna, humbna,
humbna, humbna, humbna, humbna, humbna, humbna.
Ah!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Come on.
What the fuck are you talking about?
He's killing some aliens.
Oh my god!
Fuck yeah!
We can't lose!
We're driving! We're driving!
What the fuck are you doing?
Good work, oh my god!
We're back!
We're so back!
Dude, what a save.
B3-1. Fuck yeah!
We are so hot. The tables are hot right now boys. The tables are hot.
We're gonna become fucking billionaires.
Oh my goodness.
Let me tell you, Mr. Hodge, I think the next move is recreate that same feeling with drugs for the rest of our lives.
Yes.
the master plan the master
absolute cinema absolute cinema
I got the lucky coin I got the lucky coin
that's stupid that takes some photos of all of us hey drag come out here
Hodge, come over here.
Oh, got late.
Let me use the camera.
Cheese.
Yeah, cheers, cheers, guys.
Hey, Hodge, come over here, Hodge.
Here, take the camera.
Hodge, I need you to take a picture of your pussy
peeking out of your 45 degree angle
and barely peeking through.
Shit, I already forgot the whole line.
Wait, what is it again?
What?
I forgot.
I'll tell you, take a picture of your pussy
barely peeking through with your panties
pulling to the side of the 45 degree angle.
I'm gonna write about him we're gambling with the gambling let's ride
All right, couple legs of chickens, couple legs of chickens, almost no sacrifice at all.
Come on, coconut.
I'm ready, boss.
Let's go.
The time to game will hit you for me, coconut.
Hit you for me.
Hitting two of my cock.
Oh, my god.
This is the new play.
What a VIP lounge right now.
$500.
I'm going for a five-axe.
What the VIP lounge right now $500 I'm going for a five-axe
Oh
You know remember how long it took us in here it's been an hour and 40
Somebody should make a fucking game throw the person that makes a real casino that we give gamble
It's gonna be a fucking
1.3. What are you doing?
Fucking billion
Personally on one like this where you can like chill like an actual real cuz you know with real money
Maybe sure I do you gonna find
You know, this is other games. Oh, let's go make money. Come on. Come on. Peter. Come up. You know, what are we doing, boss? Oh my God. It's a new game. I don't know what this is. Hey, how come I can't walk? Oh, here. Oh, this one fucks you. I don't know if we should pay this one, boys.
This is just a twinkle.
Hey guys.
Pick up the piglet man.
Can I just ground me?
I ain't got no legs to take to death.
Okay, okay, okay.
How about that a dad?
Go on an adventure here Coco. Let's do it. What is this?
This is over under
And what this Coco yeah, I'm gonna come hold on. Let's see cook cook cook put $85 on under
All right, where's the play?
Let's go!
I want 600 bucks, boy!
Thank you.
There we go. That's under.
That's under.
Nice, nice, nice.
All right.
Can we do another game now?
Okay.
Oh, I'm not 600 bucks.
What's this?
Is this?
Oh, yeah.
Hold up.
I got you.
200.
All right.
I can't see the cards.
You have to tell me the cards.
I can't.
You got it.
Oh, there we go.
Put them on the table.
17 against a 10.
Yeah, you can put me on the table.
All right, stand this.
I can't click the button.
Stand.
If you can, if you can here.
Give me a good angle.
All right, here we go.
There we go.
I'ma double that up.
It's all looking good, boys.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'ma move me the double one now.
Go right and take me to the right.
Oh my god guys, I used the brand of my best item of the game!
What's going on? What's going on? I gotta go over there!
I lost, I lost! I lost!
What's happening? What's happening?
You guys just need to listen to the plan! Listen to the plan!
You guys both hit Black Tech Hinge as fast as you can while I hit this in the middle!
Okay! Three!
Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max! Ready?
Three, two, one, down, down, down, down, down!
Hit him fast! Hit him fast!
Hey, fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
Win!
Oh my god, Hodge! Oh my god!
We got it! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
We get outta here? We get outta here?
Let's go! Let's go!
Oh my god!
That's a double!
Wait, can I split these?
I can't split!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
We win!
Let's...
Got a casino as this, they need a wheelchair for me!
What is this?
Hahahahaha!
Fucking, what kind of casino is this shit?
They sure are for all their money! That would be guaranteed!
Yeah!
Mm-hmm. Yeah, discrimination or whatever the shit.
Exactly.
Chad, this is so fun.
You guys go and show Chad his body back.
Dude, I'm having so much fun, dude.
If you actually cook it, we are actually cooking.
Day five, we actually go on kid.
I am not going back to the start. I'm not going back.
Oh, Mr. Secret's by that's what good boy. Cheers guys. It's a secret why you didn't quite a lot of the bars
There's a lot of money
He plays games like this all the time does he actually good fucking stick
Yeah, my slip with you came down
That just means we're due!
Thanks, Hodge.
That just means we're due.
Is this the furthest you guys have gotten, bro?
We're up! We got 6.4k right now!
No, we got... We've been to level 3.
That's like thousands of blue ranchers!
Holy shit.
That's a lot of drugs!
We just started out on the Big Mac conversion rate.
Oh my god, it's like hundreds of thousands of Big Macs!
Yes, sir, it is! Yes, sir, it is!
He's got the best two eyes was literally zero chance it was
Especially if you have clean think oh if we have pick up boys guaranteed when oh I love flinco
I fuck a lot think oh what is much doing?
She's stupid
He's being assigned to go to the airport soon
Are you going drag or the brain needs?
Good thinking good thinking
I
Come on come on come on
Boys are back
Boys are back in town
They're Vico oh my gosh is this mines they got mines
Holy shit
We know this isn't mind-bind, Spines have the thing where you can change it up for a fine.
Is there an elevator here?
Let me see.
This is that diamond line, please.
You can just, um...
The...
S-U-C-E-S.
How does this work?
So you can now you press play,
and then how many diamonds draw the doozy?
That's how much money you get.
How come they always start sushi?
And then I'm yellow, but...
Kino!
Oh, Keto's awesome. Put it on 10, 11, 12.
That's my number, 10, 11, 12.
Easy!
Wait, how do I... Wait, what if I just choose Y?
That's like a more chance. You get way more money, but it's really rare.
It's like super rare. I've read you three numbers.
She's a man, Eda. What else is there?
Oh, no, we already did relax. Nice.
What is this?
Nice nice
Oh my god, they crash
One for five X
Fuck.
I'm not willing to hit anybody.
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Wait.
No!
He's already blackjacked?
I would have 1.8k on Ragnos.
Go on, block on block.
Yeah, I'm going to a camp block that too.
Fuck it.
Is that stopping me from losing?
Is that actually how it's working?
Fuck!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
fuck it
oh no
uuh
dude I
wait am I actually getting stopped for losing?
how the hell is it working on?
what the fuck
oh my god
wait wait wait wait
how is my bedroom
this is bullshit
are you in hush?
I'm maintaining but I think I just lost I just lost a lot. I just I just had a look. I just fucked up hard
That's that's what you back to black that's your issue. You got to always go black
I'm back.
Say I told you, I told you.
You gotta always do black peanut.
There, double it up, it's okay.
Let's, why don't we do some numbers?
I'm not a freak out, I'm not a freak out!
Let's do some numbers, what's your birthday?
What's your birthday?
Mmm.
January 8th.
Okay, do mine, put 15 in the, let's do 15.
4,200 BC.
Wait, whoops, that's not a plan.
That's not a plan.
normal times that be January 18th we're five mm-hmm we do know multiple
numbers we can right yeah all right let's clear this yeah oh my god we
have 18 seconds
everybody's bad everybody's bad everybody's bad right now everybody's just bad fucking bad everybody's bad
oh what can i fuck guys wait what happened you lost bars we making a
buddy powers oh wait are we gonna get fucking buried again wait are we
Oh my god
I don't want to fucking die
I don't want to die either
I don't want to get buried in a Christfield
Guys, guys, we have to play smart
We got it, we got it
What are you lost, Peter? You lost 4k?
You lost more than all of us
The only one I'm positive
Fucking fuck
fucking fuck fuck fuck
aww peter
you're gonna get buried in the rice field
fuck this peter
you fucked us again
you've killed us all
you nobody else
you you killed us all p
sorry boss i was
i'm dead kissing you
i was feeling lucky boss
your February disappointed
i do not want to disappoint my family
The leap is shoot the cashew first
The leap a shoot the overgrown clitoris sitting at the bottom of that
If you wrote me you get through but I get turned a fucking fertilizer oh my goodness. Oh my goodness boys
We have to knock it for real. We have to lock it into buy all the items. No tickets. No tickets will be saved
No tickets will be saved.
Now we don't have any money for hookers.
But if we're dead, we can't fuck any prostitutes.
Darn it.
He now has a gabbling problem.
Think so, I think so.
I also like hitting the slot machines
in the block deck table, too.
This show is a saying for that.
Who is not any?
I
Boys all right, that was gonna open out time to get down to the degree now is time to get down to the degree boys
That was a good one
Dude, we just lost it all chat
Hey, don't call it a comeback we're gonna come back then I'm gonna come on your back. Let's go
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna fucking come
Your penis is so fucking curvy. Oh
My god, I'm missing a fucking eye
But I'm missing an eye. I'm gonna do it in intro for this one. That's how soon
I want to dress up gotta like bunny hop in this game like CS
Good
Let's go.
You guys hear that? This man just used his mic as an inhaler.
What now?
It's like peanut.
What? What's going on? I got a book. I got a book. I got a book.
I got... oh wait, you... okay, wait, hold up, wait.
Wait, hold up. Who wants to do all the gambling? Whoever does all the
gambling has to read that block.
I can't read oh it's just like it's like now we ride yeah how does it how does
this work one bad and we get out one bad self-control yes a print yes a
friend
we were we can be a big big big big
i can roll to get our money back
yeah
oh
yeah
nice
oh
black check your favorite game hutch
$10
No, what do you like what do you like show me what you like
What are you going?
Wait, we lose again. I'll just already the elevator. He's not talking. He's ready to go home
Do it do it. I'll play it play
Wait, we're gonna die again.
I think it's over. I think we lost.
Wait, we got ten dollars. It's not over. We got ten dollars.
But nothing's- no, there's no minimum, there's ten dollars.
Aw, we're at one of those rich casinos.
Jesus Christ.
Ten dollar minimum is a goddamn shame.
These corporate fucking piece of shit casinos are fucking stealing money and kicking out the middle class.
They should be fucking ashamed of themselves.
It's like 25 dollars for a beer.
Fuck!
AHHHH!
Now we ride.
Guys, we have to lock in. We have to lock in.
This is unacceptable.
We are the best gamblers on the west coast.
We can do this easy.
Boys!
Boys, I wish you the best.
Later, Drake. Have a safe flight.
I wonder if I come back and you guys are still on.
Hi, Drac.
Why are you going to the airport?
Before you go to the airport, can we cut your body into pieces and we have tons of tickets?
Uh, sure.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, Hunter's getting crashed, Hunter's getting crashed.
Where are you going, Drac? Where are you going?
Where are you going?
I told my mom I would pick her up at the airport.
She just landed.
landed. Oh the airport dude! Oh you meet up your mom with the airport dude? That's the bomb!
I've seen your mom is always great. Little family reunion. The bomb is nuts.
The bomb at the airport is crazy. That's gonna be an explosive experience. Let me kill you.
Dude, not what a finger in your ass by the airport security. I'll tell you that.
You didn't take office ring the last time.
What do you got, Greg? What do you got, Greg? What do you got?
Where'd Greg go?
He went to the airport. He told you. He was picking up his mom.
He's gonna call his body up for more money.
Well, what are you gonna do?
Wait, where's Hodge?
Hodge? Stop. He went non-vocal.
He lost all the money. He kinda got...
Wait, we look so cute.
Oh
I just should buy a hunchback
The hunch is game crashed. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, it's just you and me now
That's okay boss, I'm happy picked up the fucking baseball bat before I could sweet
I was gonna fucking fuck I was gonna fucking head of God fucking David's played this game to me
You gamble and then you lose and die.
Pretty complex, magical.
Imagine the throne doing this in real life, knowing that you got a gamble and win or you die.
That's a crazy adrenaline high.
If you don't die.
Alright, come on boys!
Well, honestly, if this was real life, I would just sell the magical talisman for like a trillion dollars.
Well, I would just rob people.
I would just rob people.
That's true, that's true, dude, that's true, dude.
You get a 7 or an 11 on your first roll on Streetcraft.
That's easy.
Yeah.
Seven.
I need you to roll a one boss.
You need to roll a one boss.
You get the dice.
I'm gonna shake it.
We won!
We actually just won! I actually just hit the 11!
I actually just did it! You see that?
Wait, let's go home!
After one more.
We got you one more.
Now we pick this one up, you pick the other dice up.
Shake it up.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh
So be a hard roll
I have a better idea boys follow me
The wheel huh putting it on
One hundred dollars about the wheel they were out of here. Oh
Now we just doubled the back to a hundred dollars
Lawless strategy.
That's okay, that's okay.
That would be more droop on the back.
Mardingale.
Let's go, come on, let's go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Huh.
That's okay, now we just couldn't tip on the back.
We can't lose four in a row.
No way!
The science is more than us!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, you fucking piece of shit!
Guys, what a hundred dollars bet on Erlach!
I'm telling you, I'm doing it!
I'm doing it, 100%!
Oh my god, we're so fucked.
What do I do?
Double that, Lodge, double that!
Oh, we can't double fuck.
You stood on an 11, Osh!
You stood on an 11!
You just stood on an 11!
Oh my god!
You just stood on an 11!
Are we gonna die again?
Absolutely.
Let me handle this boys.
Let me handle this. I know how to get this back.
Oh my god.
Guys wait wait wait wait wait wait! Do we have a coin? Do we have our coin?
Oh, I probably should have used that earlier.
Absolute Cinema.
Alright bruv!
No matter, no matter, no matter!
What are you gonna do?
You guys I'm telling you this is the new plan we spend all of our tickets we come in each game at zero tickets
Use all of our items no regular gambling. What do you think?
Yeah
We think boss we think boss I do we should do that I wish to do that. I might be the ball good
Wait does not look good
I hate the whole.
Kabanin, Kabanin, the one is fine.
All right, all right.
All right, it's time to lock in.
It's time to get serious, no more goofball around, Coconut.
I see you over here, I see you over there, grinning, doot doofen.
You're the reason we keep losing.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Yeah, I'm sorry Peter. I'll try harder. It's okay. That's okay lucky. I forgive you
Okay
Mmm, okay. All right, this is what we're gonna do we're gonna put this right here
this right here and
This and we have all of these only three of all these two coconut and he's gonna gamble everything
no one but coconut paper that's a lot of pressure i forgot that i don't under
pressure
holly says
what is she
we should play one game we should play one game and we should just
I'm fucking so hard.
Pick up this book and read it.
Okay, I'm reading it.
Left click, I know you put up this book and read it.
I'm reading it.
Pfft.
I now cope.
I-
Read just all the money.
Okay.
Man, I don't know.
There's a lot of games, there's a lot of options,
a lot of places to make some money.
Uhhh...
What does your heart tell you?
Blackjack, where's the blackjack table?
There is no blackjack table.
Fuck! Crap!
Take a nice pee.
Bye, much, much!
Oh.
Oh?
that's okay right back hey okay okay
but on sex we need sex it's a five
again again again again oh you're stupid fucking swat give us our fucking
money
Worked all fucking. Oh my god
Nice
One by mr. Gamblers
To ease me. Oh, wait, what about our challenge guys? Oh, shit. We gotta go back in go back. Go back. You gotta go back in
We should do the same method same method all brilliant you want to do the dice thing again. It dies dies all right
play it
Okay
Oh
Refund okay
oh yeah
I'm coming I'm coming come on in much come on much now we're master gamblers
we're gonna fuck it by this whole casino by the time we're done yeah by the
time we're done we're a wheel on the casino exactly died in a ditch from a
C-E-O-C-F-O-C-O-O
You name it
Exaclary
Oh yeah, that's the type of graph we like to see, but that is the type of graph we like to see
That's not Wall Street shit, or the fuck that is
Yeah, stocks and bonds, stocks and bonds
Uh, yeah.
You can see that.
It's a bright new day!
I think our characters are like nine polygons, and the rest of the map is another fifteen.
Right?
Are you playing on a Nintendo DS, you chance?
The fuck is a polygon?
a polygon. Oh, he's hitting
right now. A polygon
is a that's that that's
that's that shape that has
that's that's that's that's
We'll get this wine.
And...
Hey, look, capture a winning player for extra profit.
This is pretty good, no?
No.
Why not?
Or triple or lose your last win?
Dude, that might be big.
Devil's Room might be big.
We do like a $1,500 win.
We triple it with that.
Our last win.
Okay.
You...
our last win okay you spin for a chance to revert your last loss
what about huh do you see much that's what it's calling phone ringing
Mr. Hutch? Hello? Mr. Hutch? It's a big game of Hutch. Where's Hutch go? Hmm. You
reset the items outside of the trailer. I just played on a Dell 540 laptop. Oh, I
I should see you if I can see you, boss.
Hey, no worries, no worries.
This is a pretty stressful game for your CPU.
Mm-hmm. I mean, the details in this game, I...
I honestly sometimes forget this isn't real life.
What are you talking? Is this not a hutch?
Oh, oh, oh. Hold on one second.
We're gonna close.
I just got beat and noodles.
I just got beat and noodles in my ass.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Mm-hmm.
See, you like noodles.
I'm on my...
Hey, Dave?
You like noodles.
You gotta try some, uh...
I'll actually put you on some Asian noodles.
Yeah, no thanks.
I'm gonna open you up, Peanut.
Just you wait.
I'm like your condom to the asian world
Don't worry, soon enough you'll be eating k-barbecues
Thanks for being my condom to the asian world, I appreciate that
I've always wanted a condom to the asian world
I'm cool with the asian people, peanut
Cause I'm asian
I got you man
Wow, pretty exclusive club
I got your back
Jeez, thanks Gove, and I appreciate that
Don't fuck asians
What's top three asian foods?
Uh...
I actually don't really know I actually have no idea. Alright what is it?
There she
Yeah, I think you might have to get my
Oh
Prope that can't be real meow
We're driving by you do the game now
You game Christ
No, I'm gonna go to a quick pee pee you restart your game and then we'll bite you okay, boss
I'm gonna eat my meat. You was my pee pee
Coconut, can you do a little dance for my Bungalators while I'm dying?
Yeah, I'll dance for them.
Check out these moves, Bungalators.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Check out these moves, guys.
I'll accept tier three subs to write your name on the board.
After writing your name on the board, it's $200 a message beyond Snapchat.
You like what you see?
Yeah.
I'm gonna keep this up all night and then I'm gonna jump in a hot tub and then after that
I'm I'm gonna live alone for the rest of my life
Yeah, tier 3 sub!
Yeah, megal man with a 500 dicks!
Thank you! I'm gonna write your name in pink!
If you actually do this, you are a fucking loser and you always will be a loser.
Go outside. Alright, grow up.
Thanks for getting jiggy with the box.
Hey, no problem, peanut. Come on, let's go to the casino, man.
Thanks for hitting the speeds for my regulators.
You love me saying a pissing? Oh, wait, hold on.
Pissing while eating meat noodles might be the move.
The move.
Dude.
It might be the new craze.
You ever tried drinking in the shower with a nice cold beer while you're pissing?
Fucking absolute cinema.
Absolute cinema.
At least if I get this fat person in the game.
Mr. Hutz, how are things going there for you, box?
Mr. Hutz?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. There you go, boss. You see that one?
Don't change outfit dude. Where do I change my outfit?
Oh shit.
No, I'm here online. I'm online now.
Is anybody here?
What?
Oh, there we go. There we go.
That's why they pay you the big bucks.
oh shit that's what I fucking why am I well it's up get out of the here come
here take a look come here come here does this dress make my ass look fat or
No, let me see let me see
Look in the mirror does that make my ass look fat I
You know how I feel about going out with you. Oh
All right, we'll figure this out. Let's go the casino. Come on. Mm-hmm
I'm just trying to dress up to impress you Peter. You never
Working hard
You look beautiful the night coconut you look beautiful
You're just fucking saying that because I fucking bitch looked at you
You don't look a pound over 400. Oh, thank you. You always don't let this say
Okay.
That's better black.
Oh.
That's a snipe.
420 total back 2.
Aw shit.
Oh yeah, if you can't lose sight of the buster plan, let's go get our items.
Figure this out logically.
Ooo, take em all, take em all.
Trip or... take the devil's reel.
Wait, wait, wait, we can triple, we can triple the last win!
Wait, we grab that, taser?
Yeah, and taser you?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't tas me.
Taze...
Taze this right here.
Wait, who bought the fucking taser?
Not me.
I woulda brought the pocket knife to prop the truck.
I didn't buy it, did you buy something random?
I always oh yeah, it was for the random thing. I go ahead and put it in much
How do I put it in? He's holding that click right here on this black screen. Oh
Yeah, good work. We're doing a max bet now we do a 500
Nice hat nice, baby. I was quick
Then we hit this bad boy. Yeah, and you over. Yep. Now you're thinking game sense
Oh
Let's go
Huge place master place master place. I'm doing good today all the way to the fifth floor. We are not losing the time
I guarantee it
I'm feeling good today. That's the best another like winning a casino night with the boys
A little bit of beat doodles.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Lissera Chen.
Mm-hmm.
He hasn't figured out yet.
I understand, now.
I understand.
I know the next step of the operation.
I know the next step of the operation
What up chat you guys enjoying this dude I thought it was a great time dude this is
fucking awesome. This is fucking hilarious.
Oh my god. Mr. Coconut should we get this bad boy game you think? Yeah that
one's big especially we should get that all the time. Imagine we got a max
Let's get two randoms rolls back time decrease lost them out get ticket on profit. What's a ticket?
That's that's easy eggs. I think we have enough items. Are you good? Let's save our kids
Paces single bet of 1.6 K or more
To be noodles
I
Know
All right, who's the next step of the operation?
How do I get in the boat?
What game is this game playing now?
Yes!
How do I get in the bonus?
go ahead, go ahead
I think shit changes what we need to go about, go ahead bud
let's go, let's go
Let's go dude, I'm actually percing, I'm actually percing.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Oh shit.
Let's go!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Fuck, I kinda wanna go higher with the bastard.
Kinda wanna go higher.
Dude, it's clear.
Oh my god.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
What would it hurt to smash me?
Yes! Yes!
Fuck dude, oh my god, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey guys, our money, it's going down.
I'm gonna win this and then hit this bad boy. We're back up. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, it's a score call
That's a double that's a double
Okay
We got a hit
Oh my god, oh my god
We still have our party yet, Bob. What are we doing?
Yep
Yeah
Martin Gale system that's the way to go yeah
No! No you bitch you bitch you bitch you bitch you bitch you bitch you bitch you bitch you bitch you bitch you bitch you bitch you bitch you bitch you bitch you bitch smokin'
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Let's go let's get out of here come on
what
Let's go
Now I don't even know this but, but B blessings is gone
Where'd it go?
How ya doin hunts, How ya doin Mods?
have you been you want to verify the thousand quick we won boss we won the
dollars fucking as a second back we need a match but on blackjack for 1.9k and
Doubled at what it Robus at five figures. Oh boy. Those are five figures
That was awesome
Take me away peanut. What's up on?
You should get my boss. There you go
He's on keep had increased maximum bad
What does that mean what does that mean?
Game is so boring.
What?
Oh, what?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is good.
College Gable.
Hmm.
What does this mean? Quota? The gun?
Yeah, I think...
So, you know how you cut off your body parts
and that thing over there?
Yeah.
I think it's the same thing as that
when it's sort of taken to get baldy.
So we shoot the place up and it gives us money?
money yeah let's wish you bring it don't we shoot each other to give you
money maybe it's the people inside buy it they I gotta say we need every
little bit that we can we need to use all of our tickets I think I'll just
right I think I'm just right we're on day four this is big angel real that's
delicious are we reading the gun we shoot up the place and we win
Yeah, which says you would have to kiss you the corner. Can you curb up?
Of course.
I wear cherry blue with gloss number two.
I feel like I'm in a family guy episode.
Hey, there's a old lamp's ride!
Like, I feel like I'm literally in a family...
This is like a filler family guy episode, dude.
Hmm
All right, the big boy casino now what I was we're using we stack any items
We're gonna go blackjack. I'm gonna prevent losses and you guys are gonna slam that shit. Okay. Okay
Oh, not yet, not yet, I'm not here.
Is it working?
Oh, I haven't started yet.
And said, ignore me all you want.
I'm literally the reason the stream has the polls.
Your falloff needs a documentary and the chat writing along with it is even worse.
Hanover Grugger made you and your is your fucking daddy Ditto Dennis
Is our fucking daddy?
No one knows who you are. No one can even believe in the sport that you play
Did someone fall from a bench?
Get somewhere to fall from a bench!
Now let's win
Let's win!
Wait, I can't wait. Is that actually Ditto Dennis?
was that actually gonna do that is hilarious you probably heard that that is fucking hilarious
I don't think I can walk again.
Well, we made it to the next level, P. Back to the elevator.
That's also actually not true either.
We're at 14K.
Look at the top right.
The game rounds it.
I left the game last night where I had the same amount as what it says you needed
and we died.
legs lieutenant man.
Well here's the plan. Hide some great finish. You read that book.
You read that book. You read that book.
Wait, fine. I read the book. You grab the talisman.
All right, where are we going? I'll come back for it.
I'll grab the talisman. Follow me, bud. Follow me, bud.
Sorry, Coco. I thought we were going to be able to put you back together, bud.
What are you going to do?
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, let's put you in a good little spot.
I got a great view of this.
This is awesome.
It's like cinematic.
I'm like a walking road job.
I can shut both of you off just laying down.
Max, ready?
Ready?
3, 2, 1, go!
All right, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Holy shit!
What the fuck?
Let's go!
Where's my Kiko?
Good work out there, boys. Good work.
Yeah, we're gonna have to piece Kunkunite back together.
I need to take my two or three games.
Oh, no.
Yeah, and also we won't have any items
between the two or three games either.
Mm-hmm
I don't know you a penis check out some real weirdos
Just give him a body. Well, yeah, I think we should wait
We give him a body first
Or mouth first. We do we do we do we do we take his mouth? Hey, how should we take his mouth or no?
Don't take my mouth
Judge don't take my mouth man. You hear me he has he has he has a mouth
He just needs it. He just needs a body. He's missing one eye. Oh
That's why I can't see how they sense
How about grabbing something pulling up?
You're gonna have to deal with with one eye for a little bit. Sorry. Oh, what are you gonna do fix your bodge?
What are you gonna do?
my eyes my eyes small anyways what are you gonna do guys it is okay boss you
feel okay I can't see but what are you gonna do all right guys come on big
level here big level we have that we have no items at all because of hodge
That's not good.
You won't even be able to join to run out of the casino.
Oh, we won't let you down, boss.
We won't let you down.
Locked in, boys.
Locked in, you can't disappoint, Papa.
Did they take my right ear too?
Cause I can only hear peanut in my left ear
and it's freaking me out.
The red X issue, I don't know what that means.
I was breaking my graphics by the way.
I understand.
Yeah, my right ear is fogged.
Hey, why are we going to the game?
Wait, can you hear me?
Peanut?
I
Think you are to be able to join right now. I think our games stop. Oh my god. Did they take my mouth?
Yeah, it gave the game though. We're good. We should be able to start with where we left off
Have you verified your files oh
Here we go here we go. Oh
Oh
Let me do that right this second
Yeah, then the lobby crashed does that mean we lost her progress? No, no, it seems you promise Bob
Don't worry. Yo, I'll bands of them the tank of this on YouTube. Thank you. I literally lose only like three seconds
We're at 20k. I was getting worried for a sec. I'm verifying. It's the run boys. Huh?
I don't know what the hell's going on. I just went I verified I'm loading in
Yo, Juke, thank you so much for saving the souls of us all, thank you.
We got this, I want to see this run through.
I'm going to keep reading you Jats and stuff you've already done by the way, I'm good.
I kind of figured.
At this point I kind of figured.
Oh my gosh.
It broke again.
What's going on?
Hey, this is the one.
Ugh.
Hell, how'd you check his drivers?
Oh my gosh.
There is nothing worse.
There's insurance too.
There's nothing worse than my game crashing.
I keep losing these fucking gambles.
What gambles?
Oh, you don't have to gamble to start, Mr. Hodges.
You just messed it up.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was on that for a while too.
All right guys, I got the stuff.
Let's move.
Let's do a thing.
Oh, no.
I'll write that one down. I'll keep that one in the back pocket good. Good. I just want to make sure your computer is working at optimal power.
I'll write that one down. I'll keep down in the back pocket good
I just want to make sure your computer is working an optimal power. Got it. Thank you so much, Pete
Wait, I wouldn't for me sense Coco's eyeball
Her baby
All righty, I'm back in
What are you doing?
Yeah, boss.
Yo, I didn't get an invite.
I'll see you another one, boss.
He go.
More again.
Oh, everybody.
What up?
I don't know.
We're just gonna have a body.
Hello, guys.
I can't walk.
Look at me like that.
Oh, shit.
It's making me dizzy.
You look to be like that.
Fuck.
Hello, guys.
Guys.
Where are you taking me?
You forgot about me.
Where are you taking me?
Oh.
Whoa, whoa, hey.
I can't move.
Oh my god, and I just spent all of our money on.
Oh
Drop them all pick them up. Oh
Let's go buddy
I have an idea out of solidarity we should cut out each one of our eyes and give them a body
All right, I have an idea I have an idea for you. Okay, let's do it
Hey, thanks. You guys don't know how to do that, man.
I'm good with one eye.
I need my eye.
You guys hear me?
Don't you have much?
I don't think I can talk because my mouth wasn't bad, I don't think I had a mouth.
What's going on?
What the hell?
I think I can talk first, I got him. Oh my god!
Hey guys!
You hear me?
I saw the whole time I was good talking, I didn't have a mouth.
I couldn't suck you guys all
No, I got him out
Much
No machine talking out get in the machine
I
Still can't see yeah, we hear you know, he's the reason you look like that cheap self
Oh, okay
Wow, I feel this feels like a million bucks. I can see everything now
I got about that
All right, all right. I got you pick me up. Thank I got him. That's right. I'll I'll be like your wheelchair
ship of the shillie
better total of 18k on Keto what Keto yeah like that yeah yeah yeah yeah
You gotta go to the casino, I have the pack of cigarettes you told me!
Heh, hello.
We're ready to go.
Alright.
Let's ride.
I think this is Keto.
No, this is Keto.
What's Keto?
What are you gonna pull?
Five.
oh fuck fuck shit let's go again do that again let's go for a five come on
come on come back here wait wait let's see what I have to do first let's grab
this and this and then we'll do a three thousand dollar bet and pull out on
three eggs and then hit the doozy
We get to 25k back to get to 100k though.
Let's go for 100k though?
No wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
We need to go back to 100k to get to 100k
In order to get Hunter's legs back we have to go better to total than 18k on Keto.
Did you mind?
Boys boys, fuck my legs.
Fuck my legs.
Fine we got it we got it we got it.
I'll just bet it real quick, I'll just bet it real quick.
That's the way.
Yup.
That's the way.
Pull out, pull out, pull out.
Fuck my legs, fuck my legs, fuck my legs.
Boys, we're in great position.
Stop.
No, no, we're gonna get your legs back.
We're done, we're done, we're done.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
We got his legs?
I will see you, I will see you.
Thanks, Leed.
We're still in a good position.
We got Hudson's legs back.
That's all that matters.
He can walk again.
That's right.
Mm-hmm.
I think Mr. Ginger's been speaking about what?
Uh...
Hmm...
Play two matches at once.
Uh...
Is this fake money?
You brush your teeth with assistance.
You comb your hair.
You guys helping you?
Yeah!
YES! IT'S BAKE MONEY!
The question's good, western.
I got you, hutch, don't worry, I got you.
I forget about you.
Thank you.
Alright, let's give him a step back, let's give him a step back and point by anything.
Get in there, hutch.
Holy fuck we have to win 60. Wait wait wait wait wait.
I am willing to sacrifice my body.
We need these tickets.
Wait wait wait what's your best time?
No no no no no no not that way.
I
Think it's dead. All right, what do we get the money?
We have to we have to cut off his eyeball
Got my eyes come my mouth. Come my eyes. We only we only why we only why?
They will buy this coin
Give you my kidney if we need to so we can gamble I have a better idea. I have a better idea. I have a way better idea
Oh my god, nobody gamble at all when we get in there. Okay. I've got the
Yes
What's the call a 60-second rewind no other talismans we go in there we we all max bet at the same time on three different machines
For 60 full seconds if we're absolutely, but if we don't we rewind
Absolutely, let's do this shit
Mm-hmm
That's right
This is mega fucking serotonin max right here. I feel so fucking camped
Come on. Let's we got a gold button a backspin that a backspin that a backspin
We find the three best machines the backspin on
Right here right here right here. Oh my god
I
Ready, okay, I'm ready
What for 15 inch no for 20 for 20 fuck it max on all the slots fuck it
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Fuck
Oh my god, oh my god
This is the plan we do the same thing again
Okay, okay at three minutes at three minutes everybody three minutes
Real five feel five five six four three two one
Oh my god
Oh.
Let's-
Oh, we-
Come on, gang.
We only need this garbage.
104 troops using the fucking bank.
We're refined gentlemen.
Let's-
We gotta upgrade the limousine into a fucking-
It's a different vehicle.
We don't need a hummer.
I'm gonna fuck the environment. It's time to get bone
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh
Shit, how'd you about John professor you about? Oh, coconut coconut
I'm gonna go back to it.
Okay, how did you possibly lose money
when we could literally travel through time and space?
Yeah, I don't think I'm about to check that out, boss.
That's okay, Lackey, that's okay.
That's right.
At 310K, is it as firm as we make it, boys?
Yeah, let's get you your eye back. Mr.. Mr.. Mr.. Hatch
Are you sure we don't want to?
I don't think we waste tickets P. Yo, dude, you're gonna microphone and if you sing you increase your profit. I
Say we do the rules back time one. That's good. Yeah, and then what else wait spent for all single free all in the golden chip
What?
Well, at least it's time to get out of the tie bag.
Come on, Hunt.
Okay.
Wait, we gotta make three or ten, okay?
Wait, oh my god, there's a public price.
They go up in price, Hunt.
We've got 14 tickets for an eye.
That's okay, that's okay.
Probably, it's probably like $5,000 in Mexico.
I will see the level five clearly no matter what.
And it will be beautiful.
That's right.
Fuck you, you're ready to rumble, are you ready to get killed?
I watched my gun up.
I'm ready to go crazy, I'm ready to get killed.
Lock him.
We're 100 years of sums of the Bert Alvin doubles the money himself.
No way.
What gave you thinking? What gave you thinking?
I'M GONNA DO AN ANGEL FIRST LATCH RIDE!
Oh my god!
It's fucking purple!
This is my first time here.
This looks like the head of my penis if it was cold.
Come over here, boys! Come over here!
I'm coming!
Oh shit.
Hey come here!
Come here real quick!
I
Watches what's great is we we uses on a machine right here right here do you we max the bet out
And what a hundred and ninety thousand and then we put the coin in oh
My god
Now you're thinking now you're thinking let's go oh
My god
I divide everything
Well now
We do just not stand on that yes, and you next you have to you gotta oh
No, we just a matter
Should we do it again? Is we doing all in then?
I've got that yeah, would you know it okay?
Hey there
We got that we got that
Wait a minute we made a minute first first we wait one minute
Right or no, I'm not
So we first we wait till one minute and fifty seconds then if we lose we revert and we
back to 285 you got a point me he always be hitting at 145 we were hitting at 145
max that fucking bad that's a match we can't we can't you got the tasers we can do 285
oh i i'm using tager was 90k okay okay
You get out of here
145
Would you look at that pussy?
I can travel through time and space. You think you got an upper hand on that house always wins my butthole
We're counting cars pussy. We're counting fucking cards do something about it. I'm in space
We're on this fucking casino.
Call your manager.
You have to dance on the fucking blackjack table, pussy.
Let's do a shake. Let's do a shake. You ready?
Ready.
Shad.
You got to stand up.
Please, bus.
Oh, my god.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
We will buy time.
Wait, wait, wait.
We should try. We should try a little bit of time.
Oh, my god. We will buy time.
We will buy time.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
We're going to try it.
Oh, my god.
We only need like 25k or something
Do it do it do it go go go
Let's do the double strategy 25,000
Yeah then 50,000 then 100,000
That's a double that's a double that's a double
How many?
Come on
Yes bigs
Yes you fucking pussy
Get some of your fucking pigs
Get some of your fucking pussy
Yeah yeah yeah
We're getting this video
This is great. This is great. This is great. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
I don't care. Work out there. This might be the run. That was a close one. This might
be the fucking run. This might be the run. This might be it. It could be it. How was
Get closer boys!
I'm a little bit scared
This could be it
This could be it bro
Chad this could be it
Fuckin'
I
Somebody was your hundred gifted. I knew I knew it's gonna happen. It's all good dude. It's all good dude. I'm showing
Wait, where do we buy do you get is we get your eye back much? No fuck my eye. It's a good luck charm
I'll fuck your eye. I'll fuck your eye. I should be good. Oh
Oh my god, we're so fucked
Why?
These don't have
We have to get the mystery up all these are as we can't we do that we don't have enough to spend it kid
Really wait wait wait wait I have an idea what if we what if we do the two tickets and then we get the revert?
The the no one can lose it. Yeah, it's really be like nine. Oh, okay. We got eight tickets. Oh
My god, we didn't get it. We roll again. Can we reroll again?
No, no, no, no, then we won't have enough to buy it.
Guys we have to get the mystery one, and just hope it's the no loss one.
We have no-
Where are we? Right here. Right here.
All in.
We are going to chip.
We have to go free all in. We got to go and chip.
Okay, all right. Are you sure, boys?
Dude, all in. Yeah, all the way.
What are you saying?
All the way, bro. All the way. Come on. All in. All in.
Well, my plan was maybe to use this,
and then see if we can get the- prevent all losses, and then go crazy.
But I think this is a safer bet,
over if we gamble on this.
But if we do the all in, we can put it all in on black,
and we could double it.
We're at 35.
That's like a million.
If we double it, it's a million.
That these bets are going to be insane.
It's going to be like a million-dollar bet.
This is a huge level.
True, true, true, true.
You know what, fuck it.
Or, or, or, or, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Wait a minute, I have a better idea.
We put coconut in the machine.
We did it's eye.
Oh my God, Hunch.
Should we do me too? Fuck it? Fuck it, Peter. Do me too. Fuck it.
You already have 40 tickets to do that. Fuck you, buy everything.
We'll get more tickets though.
Peter, get back here and fuck it. Kill me.
Get back here and kill me right now.
Peter, kill me.
Pogodan, no! We have enough!
Hold on.
Did you hear me?
Did you hear me? Hello? Hello?
Hello? Okay, alright.
He died! He died!
Are you sure you want this guys?
He died!
Are you sure?
Are you sure, boss?
Yeah, yeah, we got this, boss!
He's out there!
He's out there, son!
It is what it is, brother!
It is what it is!
I
Not hear them
Hello
Oh
I have a plan you have to trust me this one. Why are you upside down?
Everybody in the car everybody
the car good if you get attached by a penis to me it looks so much bigger I'm
like a walking tripod
all right boys wait I'll grab cocoa yeah you got me to all grab you oh
we're like a fucking fucked up here the train drop drop him right there all
All right, drop it, I'm sorry, I'm dropping you.
I'm gonna show you the plan.
I'm gonna show you the plan before the timer starts.
All right.
All right, first we use this.
Okay.
All right, this is what we do.
You're gonna sing, not right now.
Don't click it right now, it'll use it.
Are you, are you keep that?
What about me?
Okay, I'll keep that.
I got one for you, boss.
You are, you're gonna be the one gambling, okay?
Brusty Quay, I am peaceful.
So what I want to do is I want you
to pick up that yellow book.
is the pizza for you and me.
And read it.
Read that.
Now take this chip.
All right, now this is what we're gonna do.
Coconut, I'm gonna put this guy right here
on the Blackjack table, or any table.
He's gonna place the coin in there,
win the bet
while you're seeing what's up and that increases the profit and then what she's
done to take a picture of them
would be some profit even more
and got it got it
okay it's just you don't hold that left click preemptively is it a rooted
i hope it i'd
i'll come back in a second
i'll just be here
Fuck it, we're doing this one, we're doing this one!
What is this?
You have to get all the way to the top!
M-M-M-M
Wait, what's your challenge? Should this...
Should I use this on this one?
No, we should do Blackjack, we should do Blackjack.
We have Blackjack, we have Pokerhand, we have Pokerhand.
You gotta do cross or such shit.
Let's look up on the Pokerhand.
Thank you, peanut. Thanks for thinking of me.
Prop Buster, Prop Buster.
All right, now put the coin in.
Put the coin in, Buster.
Put the coin in.
I can't.
Are you pay?
All right, tell me what to say.
Tell me what to say, I'll sing.
All right, we'll let you in to sing.
Say you wanna lock some cards, Bugs.
All this is good.
How do I press play?
Do you wanna lock cards and then do the next one?
So lock the best cards.
Lock the queen, or the queen A's king.
Locked right up his leg in
Okay, we launched
Are you sure guys I tell you we got going come on we won we won we're forced 32 we won
Oh, oh shit. We won. Oh shit
What do I say be sure?
It's too late. You had to take a picture while I was winning and he never sang
I activated it. I activated it. Oh God, I asked guys activated it guys. I just activated the song. I actually activated the song.
I'm sorry, I just wanted to say a few words.
I just wanted to say a few words.
Press the buttons.
What?
I just wanted to say a few words.
Well, I'm the young woman, man.
I get the car
I'm rolling, I'm rolling
They see me rolling
They hate me
They see me rolling
They hate me
Everybody in the car
Where's the door at pop
In the car
I can't see the door pop
Guys we're naughty
Naughty boys
I thought we were fucked out of those the last day we just got
I'm sorry.
They ain't dead.
They're trying to catch me running dirty.
There's a soul out there.
She was slain.
They opened the gate.
They catch me running dirty.
You're shipping the chilead.
How did that work, Hyde?
Yo, do you read some of the fight
of something on character?
Thank you.
You have actions level 4 now?
Wait, is this the farthest room?
Oh my god, we're almost at 7 figures.
Holy shit.
Come on, boys. Time to get moving.
Oh my god, I can't even give you guys bodies.
We got no legs, we did it, dad!
We ain't got no legs!
They see us rollin', they hate it, patrolling, tellin' cats we ridein' dirty.
Hello?
What?
I can hear you.
Hear me?
Wait, drop my mouth off and keep Coco.
Wait, you don't want a body box?
No, just take my mouth, take my body, fix Coco, give him half eyesight, and if we have extra, I'll take him back to this level.
Okay, okay, I dropped Mr. Hunch.
I don't want to drop him.
But then you can go in there with him, boss, just keep him company.
I'm with you hutch.
I love you, hutch.
I love you hutch.
Who said about the dead end?
Do I have a mouth?
I can hear you.
I'm not the judge.
Come on.
Oh!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god.
Ah!
Fuck!
There you are, Figgs. Congratulations.
You're welcome.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Hi-tch!
Stupid bitch.
Hey, I'm hitting him!
I'm hitting my son!
I think that's all they came to for.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
You buying me this job?
Oh, that's too many tickets.
Peanut, Hodge said you're a bitch and you get no bitches.
He also said five racial swirs.
What?
Yep.
Are you talking about?
And and and and and.
Hodge, Hodge, can you repeat that again?
How could you do that?
Say it, he's gonna tell me how.
Oh, yeah, and he said your mother is up,
and then your dad should fuck off,
and then he called me, yeah.
Oh my goodness.
Coconut, this is the plan.
We...
Hot out cut off your mouth. Hey, why he took on just not the ready way why
Y'all do completely same with it take it to substitute. Thank you. Good to go boys. Let's get it. Let's get it
Follow me gag on you
You do it. Okay, they're hunched. I got you. I gotta let you go. Are you feeling this guy?
We have it this time.
You got the Prevent All Losses.
Were you at Huntshipoo?
I got you.
You don't got to roll around.
Alright boys, take a peek at this.
You got the Prevent All Losses and the Random Item.
Oh my god, we got two Prevent All Losses.
Holy shit, holy shit.
Holy shit! Holy shit!
Alright, Hodge, pick one up.
Here.
Oh, he's got it.
He got it with his nubs or something.
Is that your cock?
Is that his cock?
Alright, where are we going? Where are you going?
Oh my god, dead by Jack!
Oh, run it, run it, run it.
When I say you hold the button, okay? If you don't hold that button be fucking loose
Here we go here we go
I'd start holding the button right now
Get ready get ready
I
Hold it right
Now
We go you go you go
So hold it right
right
Right now oh
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
let's go let's get away get away
hey Mr. Hodge come over here boss same plan same plan
All right ready here we go.
Left to the high hush.
Oh, no!
Oh, shit!
Woo-hoo!
We're going to keep winning boys. We're going to keep getting more boys.
We have the time anyway.
Ready?
No.
Three.
We've got to move. We've got to move much.
Three.
one oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god 19 fucking solid you're
right you don't even hold it I should don't even hold it fuck it fuck it oh
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
Wait, are you good? Wait!
Hold it up!
Oh, wait, wait, wait, that worked I think!
I will retry, I will retry, I will retry, I will retry.
Wait, wait, 3, 2, 1, hold it!
There they go, there they go, there they go.
I will retry, I will retry, I will retry, 3, 2, 1!
Hodge, you can't stay down on Twitch. That's not allowed.
Oh my god, oh my god, we could have lost it here in just a bunch of...
What?
Yeah, buddy, did I hunch?
Eeeeeee! Who's my special little guy?
Gitchy, gitchy, go!
Get out your trash you're the reason for me and your mom's voice fucking piece of shit
Why don't you get an egg?
What would you do?
You fucking piece of shit
Who's the trash in this place? Where's the doctor? Get rid of them. We'll just we'll just pop another one out
It's cuz it's so much smarter
Why can't you play piano, huh?
All right, in the car.
Yeah, you've been naughty, you've been naughty.
And he died, and he died.
Oh, do that, do that, do that, do that, do that.
3.6 million boys down, 2 jammies going down, 2 jammies.
Let's see if we can get our party parts back boys.
Did we do the challenge?
What was the challenge?
Did we do the challenge?
I did.
Did we do the challenge?
I thought the whole point was to make some money.
The challenges?
No idea.
We did do the challenge.
We did.
Hodge, where you at?
Where's Hodge?
Where's God?
I got you, Mr. Hodge.
I got you, Hodge.
Oh my god dude, I got you Mr. Hatch, I got you Bunch, don't you worry, we're gonna get you a mouth, okay?
Okay.
There you go, Bunch.
Thank you.
I like that.
By now?
Now we get some cool items.
Oh, we're fucked.
Oh my god.
We're going to have to take it off again.
I don't say it.
Just go do it.
It is what it is.
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, I am.
Just promise me something, pop.
Yeah, boss.
Promise I get to see that fifth level?
I will boss, I will.
Oh, okay.
I will boss, I'll get you that fifth level boss.
I'm gonna get you the end of my life each.
Take me back over to the toilet, please.
I got you, kid.
I got you.
It's okay, you're just like the other boys.
Just like the other boys.
Mama's got you.
My fifth son.
Get the fuck out of here, get the fuck out of here.
You're worthless.
I need your advice. Do we buy the two random ones?
And gamble, or do we press five tickets to re-roll,
or do we lay them 22 tickets left?
Watch, look at Peanut. What do you think, Hutch?
Oh
Would I hudge
I think you say a gamble yeah, I think so too. Let's do it. Yeah. Yeah
Oh
Ohhhh...
Ah, we're good to go!
I miss you, Shark, what do you have for you today?
Spend a total of $11 million on Penguin Cross!
Oh...
My...
Fucking God, I'm...
I don't know if we need that.
What if we just what if we max bet would only jump one time fuck
Wait, how are we gonna spend a million dollars? Oh my god, watch click it click it hutch
It's a little high up there, but there you go. Oh
My god guys guys guys
Guys we won't that'll be a lot of resort right there. I'm gonna punch pick pick the good hutch
Don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot
Don't shoot
Hey hush he talked shit about you
He said he said your mom's fat shoot him shoot him shoot him shoot him
Oh no I did tell everyone that your mom is fat
I would not say that secret you told me that confidence
I don't know any of these games
Fuck off
gets closer to nine just sit with the Asian guys at the bar crowd table that's
what my dad said do you know how to play this game I watch does touch does yeah
okay I dropped the gun I'm gonna put the coin in there for you other one okay
Hudge?
What?
You're crazy, I can't believe you're crazy!
He's freaking out, he's freaking out.
Put him on top of the table, put him on top of the table!
Okay, okay, okay, here you go.
Can you see Hudge?
Oh, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead!
I don't think Hudge could see.
Hudge!
Quit rolling around, this is serious shit!
Hudge, this is- Hudge, stop fucking around!
What does that mean we win
you said you said nothing happens holy fucking shit oh my god oh my god we're dead we're
screwed wait why why why why why why why why why we can't pick them up we can't pick
them up watch you know where you're going where you're going where you're going stop
stop we gotta lock in good you have to boost me I can't get the hot you
throw me the stall
you have time for that go-go-go
Hutch where are you?
Hutch?
I'm gonna be here for three minutes I'm not joking I'm not losing track of you
I'm not losing this bar where you're talking
Dude what do we do? What do we do?
I don't know have you used the second floor I'm getting one of these in the second
floor here
it's the fourth floor it's the fourth floor
Where's the gun? Where's the gun?
Oh my God! Oh my God!
It's on the fourth floor. It's on the fourth.
Hush! Where's the gun?
Where's the gun?
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Where's the gun?
The Baccarat table! The Baccarat table!
This is where we were right here!
Oh my God, where's your gun?
Dude, we're gonna lose. We're actually gonna lose.
Hush! Where's the gun?
where's the gun?
oh my god oh my god
fucking fucking fucking
what do we do what do we do?
we're doing this, we're doing this
dude we have one minute
oh fuck
oh my god
I'm not sure what to do with this.
We're so fucked. We're so fucked.
How does trainwrecks do this?
This feels terrible.
Hutch, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Hutch. We failed you.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Sorry, Hudge.
Where is the fucking God?
Oh my God. Oh my God.
What are you gonna do?
What are you going to do oh my god
Oh, my God.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Yeah.
Want to smell hutch?
Yeah.
There you go, hutch.
We'll light that up for you.
Yeah.
Yeah, my wife's gonna fuck kill me brother
Oh brother
I can't pay the mortgage off
I told my wife I was in Louisiana visiting family this weekend
Yup, that's the classic one
There goes the house
There goes the fucking house, the mortgage, the kids, everything
Oh my god
Let me tell you something
She's taking the kids for sure
I'm on my third one
I don't like it when you beat the kids, I'll tell you that when you get drunk and you beat the shit out of the kids.
They don't like that shit. Go figure.
Alright, it's okay, it's okay.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to make a slow R-roll.
And slow R-roll and slow R-roll.
I'll bring you this battle with me.
I'm not going down without a fight.
Wait, wait, wait.
Apparently we get alt-f4 right now, we still alive.
Alt-f4!
the
the work
I
Don't know if I got it in me start did we play for two and a half hours? We're going back to level one
Alright, let's do this.
Let's do this again.
Alright, let's do this.
I'm not sure why I'm doing that.
I'll just go for it.
I'm not sure why I'm doing this.
and they invited me to the game. I ought to afford. I actually got one guide.
I
How not to be the disc one I need to invite I all afford did you guys tell
No, no, we weren't gonna cheat mr. Coconut cheaters ever when
And if you ain't seeing you ain't trying chief I
I think that's what cheaters say to make themselves feel better about cheating well. No, that's what winners say
Cheaters never wait though. Yeah, we do everything. Mm-hmm. I also lost the will to live
Me as well. I don't know what dollar about that's worth, but I lost that too
Probably to probably hold E that would be fantastic
Oh shit.
Ah!
How about it?
Guys, are we doing this shit?
Dude, I can't believe it.
I'm going to be down to do it again.
But, like, be down to get, like, clocked in.
We were so, like, dude, we were hitting such good blackjack hands.
Oh my God.
We were hitting fucking four car 21s.
Oh my God.
I was screaming monkey and we were getting the monkey.
Yo, you know what's crazy?
No matter what, I would have picked.
on
Akara it tied both were losses
Really was that mean?
So typically on Bakarot when you tie you get your money back
But in this game on a tie, I still lose that's fucking terrible
So
Making 11 million in like three minutes is so like oh my god
That was awesome. That was a lot of fun
Guys I see me we speed run and lock in yeah, thank you. Yeah, we got to try to win this
We need any more members we got this I
Think we go
You think we go? I think we go we go
No, thanks, so all right boss. All right, cool guys. It's you by DC box. I'm coming
We see some hot surprise up here
I'm eating trap I'm eating a whole all food
Hmm what extra white sauce
Hmm
Chat are you guys having a good time? I know this isn't Russ
Hmm it will you see nothing you're kind of fat. I'm not gonna lie to you
Thanks boss
I
Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah
I'm surprised you guys like something other than rust kind of crazy
What is that
That one it works when you throw up
I
What is that over there look what's the one on that roof and that's the sled one you can snide it stop
All right, come on boys time to gamble
We don't get any items on the bridge, but we just we we rip it wrong
They're coming straight with the boys is pink
Really? I mean bro. We're just like bouncing off each other. There's hilarious. We speedrun this we speedrun this max
Bet's all the way to day 10. What do you think boys?
I'm gonna fucking talk it about
You win four games of blackjack in a row, that's easy, that's easy.
You win four games of easy boys.
Four games of blackjack.
Oh, shoot at that, one win right there.
What went right there?
What went right here?
What went right here easy-deasy
Oh
My talk am I not talking
There we go
Okay
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you fucking
That's a party
Oh
Okay, okay, okay
we serve John to now I fucked it up my lies I'm on three I'm on three we're
on one now boss oh oh fuck zero
I don't know why I stood right there these are not going differently boys I'm
losing consistently oh yeah me too this isn't good
I'm sorry the gambler is bad. Oh my god
Everybody the gambles gets red. It's basically guaranteed
Okay, I'm on one I got one
You ain't no you ain't
You I want one I want one
Oh my god. Oh my god. I won. I won. I tied. I tied. I tied. I tied. I tied. I lost.
I lost.
I won, I won, I won, I won.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I won, I won, I won.
I lost. I won, I won, I won. Okay, okay, okay. I lost. I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win. I
I want, I want, I want, I want, I want
Wh-wh-wh-wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Ok, ok
I want, I want, I want, I want, I want
21
I want, I want, I want, I want
GO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
Ehhh... Yeah
料 that we can't beat the other end of the buddy yet
All we do now
Wait, we have 5 seconds
It's the beginning of ouraints
The day ends in 5 seconds
Are you serious!?
Oh my god we-
Oh
What the hell are we doing I didn't see the time a boss I didn't see the time of
I didn't see the time of bars, I'm sorry.
Dad, please, I tried my best.
I'm sorry, boss, I didn't see the time of bars.
I didn't see the time of bars.
What to point, mom?
Guys, we have to win this game.
We have to win this game, this is fucking awesome.
They should not take this long to beat this game.
Rocket!
Bro, what are we doing?
Are we dead again?
Fuck the fucking god, we're god damn it, we're god damn
All right, hold up any boys hold up any let's do the thing. Let's do the thing
Everybody in the car immediately not a single misstep no hesitation
Oh daddy oh daddy boys yeah boys yeah
Hello, can you hear me?
Hello?
What is it?
DollarJud!
Yo, yo, what up?
Everybody in the fucking car!
I'm coming!
Can you hear me on this Peter's room?
I'm coming!
We're just getting fuckin' rents.
It's re-gaining for the minimum of $120.
That's easy. That's easy peasy.
We got this. We got this.
Hello.
Let's do a $200 bet off RIP and then we go, yeah?
Right?
$200 bet off RIP.
Here you go. Here you go.
Oh, back to back. We're done.
We win this. We leave.
We win this. We win this.
We win this.
We're done. We win this, we leave.
Oh, let's go!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we need to do $120 back two more times.
Wait, that was...
Uh-oh.
We're good, we're good.
Wait, coconut. Oh my god, coconut.
Coconut.
We always are the wheel of fortune. Oh, never mind
What buddy?
I'm gonna I'm fairly sure you just fucked our ass. I might have honestly fucked this. I might honestly fucked us
I just fucked this. I got impulsive. I got ahead of myself. I don't oh
my god
Okay, let's do this.
Come on, come on.
Oh my god.
Lex?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go!
I want you to win a $200 bet on this segment.
Right here.
We win this, we leave.
Ready for this?
We win this, we leave.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh
Hold on
Good work out there, Cogonite! Good work!
Fuck, this kid's fucking intense.
I'm fucking shaking out here over the beds.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You kicked me out of the car.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
This is my reward for winning all the money.
Look at all that thrust.
You hit that eight bounces back, pal.
Trust me.
Oh, I've seen it.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
Ooh, gate for gate, hold it.
Are we?
All right, round two, round two.
I'm gonna buy one item, the best item,
and then we get in there.
I
Move by here. We're good. We're done. It's your sake. I'm gonna come to the car
Can you guys hear the head by lesson 15?
He's fucking me he's fucking me
Let's get the robot time device
And then what are you thinking we're all in if we just max bet you go on that roulette table
I go on this one and we max bet
until
Well, wait, are you ready?
All right, I'm ready. You ready?
You get hit in his back kid monster 45 come on black. I'm a black
Uh, so it's gonna be $3.45. We need to stop at $3.50. $3.50.
Oh, it's not letting me back.
Oh my god. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming.
it's coming it's coming it's coming
oh man
oh my god
come on you fucking pussy
oh no no no no
Oh my god!
Ok, let's go!
Last one, last one, last one! I need this last one that we've landed!
WHAAAAAT?!
We got it, we got it, we got it!
Go, go, go!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh, it's good work!
I
Have to do cinema
Hey, K3 K3 we got this we got this one we have this in the bag
Oh my god, we into the challenge. Holy fucking shit. We lost the challenge
I thought that was a challenge. No
I thought she was a challenge.
Why'd you tell us?
Robert J, they're the finest subs, thank you.
I mean, they're the resub, thank you.
Challenge was Blackjack.
Oh my goodness, yeah, it was Blackjack win with under 15.
There wasn't even a Blackjack machine, I thought.
Oh my God, Dr. Disrespectful, I love that challenge.
All right, guys, let's listen.
We're going to go and we're going to amble some more.
We're going to bring one item, bring win, go to day four,
Run level 2, win, win, win, win.
Oh my god.
He did not just...
Oh my god.
Grab...
He is hard one.
Aw.
Grab this.
And that's it, that's it, we'll eat you.
Let's go!
Lids
Fucking yeah, hey, Dr. Just right what would happen between them?
I mean, oh son of one. They're gonna be a little too. We're not blackjack hand with a value less than 15
So that's what we should play first we use the coin
Dad
Use the other thing. Okay. Well wait first. Let's get a challenge on first. Let's get a challenge on
You just stand on everything
Less than 15
14 oh
My god
Gotta do it pretty good
I did do I had under way under the table that much in one time
come on give me time
got him got him got him got him got him got him got him got him
now he's back to bed now he's back to bed
who's ordering the time machine?
ooh oh yeah now we have time machine now we have time machine
who's got the time machine?
wait what?
what the fuck was that?
I- I would use the time machine.
I- I thought you said, now we use the time machine.
Yeah, you use it as a gun.
Here you can start it here, and then wait 60 seconds,
give us as much as we can, and then we use the time.
At the end of the time.
Not good.
We got it.
Pud, Pud, Pud, Pud.
Pudge, use the time machine.
He already used it.
He already used it
What do we do what do we do let it fucking ride
Oh
You double that double that's a double. We don't have that buddy double. We don't have that buddy double. Okay
Come on, baby, come on. Oh my god
We went to the casino, shh, oh no.
It's kind of a casino ritual.
Oh yeah, we're rolling.
Absolutely cinnamon, serendipitously cinematic.
Oh
I'm feeling good today
It's a shit how we get the coin and then we get the insurance
And then we're gonna you read the book and you'd be the only one to give okay, okay, okay
read the book you read the book got it win at least 10 acts on crass dude wait
I've never even seen that game go to tonight's like a good
you're going to the next secret I read the book I coconut to be the one
batten oh we got time so we got time I here's all right all right go to chip
work well wait wait wait wait wait cook it up cook it up this week absolute
cinema unless you cook it you do minimum bets on crash and get 10x you see
that the challenge okay okay okay okay okay minimum bats minimum bats right
right here right here go ahead I play with me
Alright we go we use the coin on this bad landing one of these up here. Oh, yeah right here right here
Max bat on black
Do it?
Do you spend him because you got the book read?
We can't lose we can't fuck over the camp eat us we're done right
if we if we leave with that we can't leave with that peanut we don't know I
should we play going up until 240 do it max it max it fuck it I'll drop the
24x yeah yeah stand up on touch up on touch up on yeah
Yeah
Oh
Fascinating very fascinating
Fascinating yeah
Oh, all right, let's leave all the big egg
Good work out there boy, good work!
Another successful day at the casino.
Successful fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at me, don't look at me, look away.
Oh, my body's gone, my body's gone.
D-Pod, D-Pod, not do's heavy, not do's heavy.
And we have plenty of tickets and everybody has their eyes.
Score!
We apply some lube.
Excuse me, fuck.
This shit is the funniest fucking thing in the world, bro.
This shit is the funniest fucking thing in the world.
But did it crash?
Oh yeah.
Huh?
Let's run!
We got this. We got this program.
I don't know why I hadn't talked in half an hour, but we got this.
You hear Archie poo?
I don't hear. No. You hear him?
I'm here. I'm falling asleep. Sorry.
We'll get the coin.
No random.
What about the triple?
Oh, we got a simple- Yes, he's up.
We got a simple- Yes, he's up.
Hello, Mr. Shark.
Wait at least 3x 2 times a row on Penguin Cross.
Oh, that's easy!
That's fucking easy.
No.
Is that just 3 Penguin-
Hey, that's 4 Penguin Johns.
Uh...
Come on! Come on!
I would do minimal bats!
Boom!
Oh, you stupid fucking people!
You might even get this reaction!
Aw, fuck.
You want to help with that, hush?
No.
you fucking get out of here I've been gotten to three x one time
There's a VD there!
Is there one up here?
Come on!
We're going down incredibly fast, by the way.
Oh, I got the X!
I got it!
I got one of the eyes, Jack.
We're just moving forward.
Oh
Here we go. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh
Wait, wait, wait, I need to do something so you can get 1.4k.
Huh?
What?
What was that?
Huh?
Should we do a max bet on something?
Yeah!
Which one?
You should do an odd blue lag.
Let's do...
No, no, hold on.
If you reverse back the time, we should put it on the numbers.
Because the numbers is a 36 multiplier.
If you hit the number, that's even more gambling.
gambling you know what what what do you do do two hundred dollar beds on five
numbers four times trust me trust me trust me okay okay okay wait wait hold
on here's put the number in okay yeah uh-huh
Yeah, yeah, the 125 or two. Yeah, yeah, keep going. Keep going. Keep going. What the fuck
are we doing? Zero to fuck it. What's up with the actual stock it up. Yeah, even places
back at the other way around. Let's go. Spread it around. Yeah, 21. Yeah, 21 went down and
the great thing is we're down. Oh my goodness. Oh, man. Oh,
my guys died. We're gonna fucking lose. We have two fucking
friends. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're so fucked. We're back.
We're back. I'm putting it all in black. Fuck it. Yeah, we
We go back. Oh my back. Oh, welcome back welcome back
Let's fucking go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go fuck. Yeah
Good work, boy! Good work!
Whee!
I can't believe you just hold it out, boys. I thought for certain we were dead. I thought for certain we were dead before right there.
Twitch has the booty services. Sorry about that, Twitch. Is everybody looking good? Everybody looking good?
Oh, chat type one for me?
Everybody's fine now boys, everybody's good to go.
I got five seconds to write.
Chat YouTube, would you hear that change type one?
Right.
Right, I was waiting for a second.
Is this real money?
Yes, we're gambling with real money here.
Real money.
Don't worry, we want it here at...
Love the money!
Oh, Habibi texted me.
Oh, hop in, Mr. Habibi.
Oh, guys, Habibi, the car just got Habibi for good luck.
Let's go!
The dealers.
And then the house has a disadvantage.
Here's five dollars.
I'll spend it all in one place.
Wait, did you give me the access to the channel?
to the channel
i'm looking for the man
balls so elongated he steps on them
every time he walks down the sidewalk
court can't hear you you're talking again
Oh, yeah. Hey, baby, how you doing?
Ah, good, hey, baby, good.
Good. I'm looking for the man with the balls so elongated and elastic,
you could bend them around your waist side
and clump them over your shoulder like a golden chain.
Good. The line is secure. BB, we have been gambling for four hours and have lost so many times.
We are on our second best run of the night. I need you to come in here and not fuck it up.
Can't you do that for me something?
Yeah, yeah, there's always other things to do.
I said bite you, you go boss.
You see that?
What?
Somebody get that phone!
Oh, Habibi!
Mr. Habibi, you're here!
Oh, stolen!
He's doubled down the court, he's doubled down the court!
Lay up!
Oh!
Too easy, too easy.
You need to go play poker, grow just for pairs.
I really earned billions, there's kind of cheesy levels of easy, but it's guaranteed
to only come out in the game.
Oh, sorry about that.
It's a super chat feature.
You do my boy.
Okay, gotcha.
Go for pairs.
Got it.
God, God, God let me go. God, God, God, God.
Let's ride!
Maybe you're here?
Wait, yeah, where is Shabibi?
I don't think it's on. I don't think it has its mouth.
Hey, what do you mean?
Shabibi? We can't hear you, mods.
Shabibi, are you here?
Shabibi?
No, we can't hear you in the game. No, give it a push, dog.
fucking they were so much a sub he was more than rose dude this this is this is
better than the right now there's no other server device and teach them from
whatever it is to wherever it is let's work a joint boys this is a good night
you guys so it up so the chat
I
Tell it
Who can't hear your bones?
Well now now now you're not talking at all. So now go to settings go to
Go to audio being supposed to be chat chat mode of voice activation. We're smoking. I'm so gonna join dude
You guys want to see some shit? I'm uh, I may or may not get this the package guys. You guys want to see?
Dude check this out
the
Yeah, the proximity voice chat mode is our voice activation and microphone devices on your microphone
good
Yeah, I might that might be included the next shipment. I don't know I
Let me let me take a look
Let me let me take a beat over at that stream over there. Bodge. Let me let me take a big beat
game. Oh, you got Stephen. Okay.
All right. What do you guys
think? Huh? Love of the game.
Love of the game. Love of the
game. And then let me show you
some more photos. I need you.
I need some like good. Good.
Good. You guys know what we
know this is jungle pie style
progression level system. And
this is two things are on
Or cush mints. I don't know
Jungle pie cush mints. What would you what would you get at?
This may seem like a joke
Pushments as far I've never tried cush mints in my life
And then
I'm surrounded by fucking this is Ice Queen check this out
This is Ice Queen that's like more exotic shit and then this right here is called disco biscuits
This works absolutely fucking crazy. I'd never see me like that in my life. My boys
Maybe what I just say
Hello.
A BB?
Is that you?
Let's see what we got.
Ooh!
Okay, Mr. BB.
Look at that.
You're a beautiful singing voice.
Would you mind serenading us while we win?
The Krusty Kray A.M. Pizza.
Give me a time back here.
It's the pizza for you and me.
Give me that! Give me that! Give me that!
Pizza, pizza! Hey pizza!
You're gay.
The Christy Grey pizza is the pizza for you and me.
The crusty gray pizza is the pizza for you and me.
What's the plan? What's the plan?
We use the coin first! We need to use the coin first!
There's one! There's one! There's one!
Wait, wait, wait!
There's one right here! There's one right here! Boom!
Watch this! Wait, this! We go for the 3X!
3X right here! Bam!
We win this round here!
Oh shit! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Wait, four games in a row.
Wait, we have prevent-
Look, we have prevent-
We should-
We ready?
Hold you hold. Ready? 3, 2, 1.
What do I sing?
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
The trusty guy.
Yeah, big-
It's so beautiful.
You hit me.
That was such a big brain play.
Big brain brain.
Eeeeh, yeah!
Let's...
Oh, yeah!
I'm ready.
That was too easy. That was too easy. That was way too easy.
Young gambling professionals.
Good work out there, Mr. Gonzaga.
You make a good person hard.
What the fuck, man?
Hey, it's, it's...
I just got here.
See you in Albanshire. I hope you understand.
I just can't just start fucking the moment I get in.
I'm sorry, my cock couldn't help it.
Yeah, we can.
Ooh, look at that number right there, boys.
Sheesh!
Little something jumping, little something jumping.
I remember when it said the burnt peanut
and next to it was mine was 158,000.
very nice difference yeah it's pretty crazy these days mr. heavy be ought to
be careful what you believe
hmm who are you not holding you right now I could
That's what was gonna happen. I was ready
My baby, how'd you get close? What's up Coco? Check it out, man
Yeah, no, but how do I get close? Oh come on this way
Is my mic peaking
Oh, we only have to win five games in a row. That's easy, boys.
I'm talking over here.
Oh, every round, you get different shit.
How do I pick it up and like put it on?
But if you want, if you want the specific thing, it costs tickets.
You pick it up and take it over to the.
Oh, OK. The purchase thing.
There's also enough stairs here as well.
Get in the fucking car.
I'm trying to pick out an outfit for the casino.
I'm not bad, man. I'm trying to look spiffy.
No, you go naked. Excuse me, just so you can push you out for money.
That makes sense.
You know, you always think ahead, peanut.
You always think ahead.
You think I'm fucking war!
I'm gigging in the car.
Just some guy that's granting wishes.
Wait, what? Dude, what's wrong?
Oh, run for it! Run for it!
Hello?
This is where we lost yesterday or before I don't even know what days are anymore
Oh my god, oh my god
Fuck
Oh my god
go go stop betting stop betting you have no choice now we're good we're good
we're good we're good what about the challenge what about the challenge what
about the challenge of five with the role wait the challenge oh yeah I got that
I got that I got that I got that one person for playing we really need it we
We got it! We got it! We got it!
That's what that's what that's what!
Open!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Good work out there boys! Good work out there!
That was in back of my
Which was hot-shad come on, huh? Come on
Got Martin's in a hero, and I'm happy with it
Does anybody else want to gamble right now in real life
Like does this make ever anyone fucking want to gamble in real life right now go to the casino?
I get literally smell the casino like I could smell it when I walk in it. I get the same feeling
I'm literally gambling a couple right now. You want that?
I'll go pure quick
Who said that
Who said I would curse him?
I would curse him.
I
Hey
But you capture a winning player for extra backshot
What the fuck are you doing?
Why are you guys so quiet today?
Dude my microphone keeps on...
Oh shit oh sorry I forgot I put stock out my bad...
Dude my microphone keeps on...
Can we get a couple of voodoo's in here or what?
We are maybe a martini or two
I like my cock shaking I like my cock shaking not stirred
All right, I do it we talk to the dead divers. Oh
Wait, wait, wait, wait, oh one of the queen of the queen
It's good to do it
Is the only do it for one hand or is it like or can we all win?
It's it's for one hand
How do you pay me wait? It was a favorite. I fuck it dude. Come on our Baccarat
You're getting on
It's closest tonight. That's it. It's literally just closest tonight. Yeah, you pick left you pick right whichever side gets close
It's like I'm in a valley. I'm in a bed. I'm impressed
player
Player against zero he has four
You lose I lose. I mean I was backspent and say player
Do it
Not good. You lose again
One more time one more. I got some money because you got the book you read the book you're getting like some break back
When it yeah
Oh, roll that fucking
This is looking pretty bad
That's good. That's good.
I've shown you 50,000.
I just became it.
This game sucks.
This game fucking sucks.
What is this game?
No way, I won!
Oh my god!
50,000 fucking dollars!
Oh my god, I meant to do 5,000.
I actually meant to do 5,000. I had no fucking idea.
Just play it. Just play it. Just play it.
I do I think you know jack and gig right this is really bad I think you're involved
with all of them just talking lock king lock jack fuck everything else so you can do
walk king and then walk white
truck jack
power park
oh my god
i thought it was $5,000
i've got a book that does 25% less losses
let me just see it, let me hold on
oh god
over here
the book is permanent for me
Oh my god.
You're saying that this one works?
Oh my god, you're so brave.
30%?
Oh my god, dude.
Oh god, I got it.
Huge W.
Get there.
Oh.
Huge.
No, no, not huge.
Oh my god.
You can move this thing back away.
Oh my god.
Please
But we got a max these bets up more no
We're not gonna hit it
Yeah, we got to go harder
No, but we didn't want to somebody can't we got a minute left. No, we got off this day
I listen oh
25,000
No way one more hits is no way
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Holy fucking cinema
Thank God
How big was that bear?
Fuck us, you almost fucked us.
You even had $51,000 in my action launch when we had $62,000.
I'll suck you guys off for the next three days.
It's good.
Holy shit.
Look at the penis graphing.
That's wild.
We're still in this place.
I should be by four IAM next time.
I don't think three is coming, you know what I mean?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Dude, that was crazy.
I'll grab another.
That was crazy, Chad.
That was fucking crazy.
Oh my god, I actually got adrenaline from that.
Right here, right here. Easy, easy. We need this to look like one guy do all the bends.
Oh, people are losing their last lane.
Yeah, I see, I see, I see, I can't see.
You can't, you can't, you can't. Let's reset these, let's reset these.
We're not good enough. All right.
right here have you guys tried the camera you didn't let the camera at all
if you got the gun just in case we get the gun just in case
so what if you shoot at the body by the top you basically just win
oh shit okay
good for a chance to grab your boss
oh he looks fine
go go go
let's go Henry
let's go and one
let's go and hide
I
How's your two Chad do it tonight? What's up YouTube chat? I who wants to do all the bad?
But we need to be out of the we bought them, but
We might a bug
There's a gun
We have where you say that for the last loss
Oh
All right, I'll grab this one
This one guys. We need to hold the gun the whole time. He lost it last time
I'll hold the gun hold it
Give me all your fucking money and get naked
Well, don't look at me while you're fucking doing it money, and you better be medium hard not absolute
I'm a full job. I'm a full job. I'm a full job
I'm a full job. Don't you think? Where the hell is that time?
You gotta know when to hold it and know when to fold it, baby, and it's not time to fold
them.
Come on, boys, come on, boys.
Are you ready?
They'll be fine.
Cool, right?
We're gonna speed them up right now.
So do I shoot someone random or do I shoot one of us with this thing?
When do I shoot him?
No, no listen listen you hold that for the very end if we're out of all items that we have zero dollars left
That's what you should see ourselves lines. Oh, good a three body punch
Okay, I
Need a gun and I'll shoot you. Yeah, that works
What all do we have what all do we have
Where do we make that big money?
We max bet on Blackjack and the rule by Calvary moves
We do what now
I want but I didn't get a max
I'm gonna go all in on next one too. What do I show someone now? Do I show someone now?
No! Dude, you gotta tell me when to shoot.
Oh, let me hold him.
do it do it do it do it do it do it do it roll back time roll back time
I should have left time
no I don't know what's happening I don't know what's happening
do I shoot you?
don't shoot anything
oh my god what the fuck are we doing? wait wait five games in a row though five games in a row
wait what is this when do i shoot peanut when do i shoot him
this one is spin for chance to revert your last loss
okay roll back all right listen i don't know why you keep shooting him listen we have rolled back
time 60 seconds i say we do everything we just did again and you prepare to roll back time come
here mvp come here we got away we got one you're just gonna stay here just one second
Coco's fucking around we need to lock it. Do I should be Coco? Okay?
I'm not shooting. I'm not sure maybe
Hold on Pete, I'm gonna give you a good little view. You just hang on right? That's the wrong glass
Yeah, baby. It's you gotta go to hunches. It's fine. We can go to this one that we can go this one
This one's fine. This one's fine. This one's fine
What about the table or something there? Let me just set him up right here
That's good. That's good. We already made it. We're just see if we can make some more
Peter, you're covering the table, Peter. We can't see the cards.
Quit rolling around, Peter. This is serious.
Hey, bud.
Mwah. Mwah.
Alright, alright.
I think he's saying he loves me.
I love you, too, little guy.
Yeah, yeah, I'm backing up.
Alright, look at you, Peter.
So we're going to start at exactly two,
which means it's at 60 seconds.
Much, I could give you a look. Oh, can I see that good? Yeah, yeah here you go. Oh fuck
So this is mouth watch how does this thing work fucking shit does it roll back however long it is one minute one minute one minute
You guys ready? We're doing it
I rolled it back, buddy. I rolled it back
I'm gonna try this again
Beautiful
Fuck!
Beautiful. Oh my god, that's so good. Fucking send it.
Hey, hey, Peta help! Peta help!
Oh
You better aim like this.
No, not at me.
I was trying to help you up.
Dude, this shit is so funny.
You think you can hear me right, Chad?
You're fucking bad.
Motherfucker, come here.
Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here!
This is the dangerous place to be.
Come here.
Fuck a piece of shit.
Fuck you, peanut.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, pussy!
Oh man.
That was big, dude. Huch.
Which one is a thousand over?
I'm fucking crying bro, I'm actually crying.
I got you Coco don't worry. Thank you baby. Can you hear me? Wait? Can we not bring him back?
Yeah, I can hear you just very uh
Guys help
You
Yeah, where you probably a mini you might toss them up the air for me
Coco all right, thank you, baby. We just can't we just can't afford it, man
I can hear you but you sound very muffled, you know, what are you gonna do?
Say, what are you what are you getting? What what are you gonna do?
What are you what are you gonna get what are you gonna do?
Yeah, where are you gonna go? What are you gonna do gonna go?
Oh good, that's right.
Trusty gray a-a-a-a pizza is the pizza.
He just went fucking.
Where the hell?
Come on, coconut.
Okay, coconut.
Hello.
Heeeey, did you try coconut?
Oh, shit.
I'm inside.
All right, here we go
He does all the gambling whoever reads the book does all the games
Where's the coin though right there?
Hold on
Wait, wait hold on. Oh, you know
You need this to you got a drink this first or right before you hit it
I don't even know.
They forgot about my ass.
I had to be ready.
Back, increase back that right there.
No, no, no, no.
Think it's first.
50%.
They fucking forgot.
Yo, guys.
All right, 1.4 mil.
Thank you.
I'm like, OK.
I'm gonna go with your joy, new boss.
Player.
Oh.
Oh, that's it.
Oh.
Oh, no!
Stop this!
No, whatever we do, do not use that!
We are going to talk right in the sleep of life!
Woo!
You should hear yourself right now, dude.
Fuck you, fuck yourself.
Fuck it, I'm laying on the back!
Oh, no!
Oh, no, we're back.
We're back!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no. Did we not just lose?
Yeah, but we won five million, you just reverted a five million dollar win.
I'll fix it. I'll fix it.
What? You. You. Oh, wait. I
don't know. Let's get the ****
I can't believe you hit that.
I was about to press the wrong button.
You know, you pressed the right button.
I pressed the wrong button.
You saved my life.
Maybe you pressed the right button.
I pressed the wrong button.
Thank you, Hodge.
What just happened?
Can you not hear me right now?
Thank you, Hodge.
Yeah, I can hear you.
Can they hear me, Chuck?
I pressed the right button.
You framed me?
No, no, no, no.
Not with the time.
Chuck, can they hear me?
Legitously.
I'll come up when we jade back.
You hit the right button.
Guys, hi, okay. Hey guys, we go with 2.3 million on blackjack and click for our second. We kind of need them really bad
We just need Coco to be able to speak again
Absolute subtle
See where's coconut that ain't the bottom, baby, not you or me
Well done Coco dude. Thank you guys man. Thank you
Holy shit, thank you guys, thank you.
You guys better suck my cock.
All of you better suck my fucking cock.
Why do you guys keep forgetting Coco?
Fuck you, you fucking bitch.
at least give him his legs back
we got a roll for the coin
the coin is like an instant big dog
go ahead go ahead
the coin though
I think we use this instead of this
but I can't use the coins that way
okay
Chad, if it wasn't for me, we would have 1.3 million, so I'd save the team.
What are you guys waiting for?
I can't believe y'all have done coconut like this again.
Come in here, come in here, come in here.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Get inside, get inside.
No, wait, wait, wait.
Maybe get inside.
I'm taking your eyes, I'm taking your eyes.
Are you for real?
Yeah just get in there, I'm going to get coked up.
I promise you bro.
Let me out!
Wait a minute!
I'll get back up that fucker.
My back boys.
Yeah, you got your mouth.
Get to be back, everybody.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
Where's Hutch at?
He's over yonder, perousing the inventory.
Triple or lose your last one.
Or we should save the tickets.
Okay.
Yeah.
You nasty motherfucker, Hutch.
Oh
Man would do such a thing at a time like this
Hey, don't forget Coco you guys again
You're old and hold on, give me over here man.
Someone takes both these items and that guy does all the gambling. Who's doing it?
I'm not touching any items anymore for the rest of the night.
I may have no torso. I got this fat ass cock for you.
Sheesh!
I mean, for you and me.
Yeah, I don't, I don't, it...
Fuck it, let's ride.
Come on guys, come on guys.
What is this game anyway?
What are you gonna do?
Holy fucking heck.
Just hit the all in man.
Just hit the all in.
Now's the time.
One more.
one more
oh man
one more
you got this bro
one more
oh my god
I say
fuck it
we need 12 million
oh my god
okay we're back
we're back
we have any like
go backwards in time
shit or should we just
be gambling right now
we need a lot
yeah
was that all we had
We had
We are so fucked we are so fucked oh
Anybody they keep forgetting you man. Let me work. Let me work. I know. I know
Isn't there a second floor? Oh
I
Man
Don't worry Coco floor you what you gotta do man
Yo, you're talking to me floor you hear me I could yeah, I can hear you now
I'm boss. Oh my god. We are so fucked. We are so beyond fun. No, no, we're fine. We're fine
I'm gonna sit down right here Coco. All right. Yeah, I'm gone. Thank you, bro. Hit the button man
I do it over there Coco.
I'm not doing so good!
Oh
What the fuck
No, we're not
We're going while we're running
Oh my god, we have a minute left
We have a minute left peanut. Oh, I think it's time. No, no peanut peanut do something
Holy fucking shit. Oh
No, I don't know I keep seeing minus. Oh my god. Oh my god minus
What the fuck happened?
Fuck fuck fuck. We're fucked. We're fucked. We're fucked. Where's the gun? Where's the gun? Oh my god
Preemptively go to the elevator. Oh you want to be here?
Oh, we're so fucked
Oh my god
Oh my god look at the number I think I just left I just left I just literally just left
I just had minus five million and he left
Oh you be a tensa and tensa
Literally
Come on boys come on here's me but then you came
We're fucked babe
We're fucked
It's over
Look at that motion
or the record much had minus six million
uh what are you gonna do and he's no
longer here so we're not the biggest
losers hold up you're saying a guy not
in the game ruined our game yeah we
should get a redo right what are you
gonna we should get a redo I think
That's fair that sounds fair to me you guys, right?
Yeah, yeah hit the button hit the redo button. All right. All right
What are you gonna do what is it? What's the redo button discord? I'm viewed the discord
Is the redo button out there for
The redo button is all the four that is correct
That is correct. That's only fair. That's only fair. The game was lost due to a player
that's not in the game. That doesn't count. True. It was nice to carry Coco for a change.
What are you going to do? What are you going to do?
Wait, I thought you said it all before
Yeah, I already did
He's a server host, so I think we're good. Oh my god. We're back. We're back. We're back
We're back
We're fucking back
Yeah, can you hear me? No, I got really
I got your mouth back Bodge.
I can pee in that.
No problem, no problem.
Can you get his legs back?
Hold up, hold up. I need something. I need something.
I need something, I need something.
Oh you know you shit fuck, you shit fuck, I do it, don't do it.
What?
I need something.
What's going on?
I've been fucking lying to half this game.
What's going on?
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, boss.
Listen to me, BB.
If you take his mouth, you can have your eye bag.
Wait, you gotta stand on the left side.
I can't see.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't see both of you from here.
Okay.
BB, if you take your mouth, that's enough to get your eye bag.
That's fucked up that you'd tell me you'd say that, I might just let you know.
Look at me in the motherfucking eye.
I'm the best friend I've ever been in the last round.
Look, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Look at me in my eyes and do that.
You fucking coward.
You won't do it.
You fucking won't.
Fucking piece of shit.
I don't care either way, buddy, do it.
Dude, look at me.
I got all my appendages.
You look at me in the fucking eye and you fucking do it that way
Fuck kidding me lay up
Lay up
All right, let's ride. I'm going to a second. Oh, so I don't have to carry cocoa
All right, this one's real boys. If we lose this one, I'm gonna have all that for it. We lose it for realsies
All right, that's fine. Get in here coconut
That's right
Maybe oh
I
You looked out on me don't you you fucking looked out on me don't you oh
This is all we all in free all in
Dude I want to shoot P. Dozee listen listen listen
I don't want to hold this gun and please don't shoot anyone until I say, okay?
We lose if you use this at the wrong time. Do you understand coconut?
Very this you promise you understand
This is very busy very very risky business
Okay, you know I think left to live you are going to be maybe I need you to carry the gun all carry
I can't get a gun. No, I can't get a gun.
No, you're not getting a shit.
No, no, no, no. Give me the fucking gun.
Give me the fucking gun. Give me the fucking gun.
Give me the gun.
Hold on, hold on.
30% of poodles.
Oh my god, Abiddi, what are we doing?
Bring me here.
Give me the fucking gun.
Give me the fucking gun!
Get in the elevator!
Get your hands off me! Get your fucking hands off me!
Guys, guys, listen to me. There are hunkers on floor 5.
There are hunkers!
I can't! I can't fuck!
I can't fuck!
Give me the gun up, baby.
Don't give it to him.
You say it one more time.
No, you don't want to be don't do it Coco. I
Can't man. I can't I can't shoot your mouth off man
boom right here
Max bet
Hey guys, I don't meet it
You forgot me again
baby pick me up if you give the guy we
literally lose we are just here he's
really tempting me and it's I just can't
be tempted any longer coconut I'm sorry
coconut I'm sorry fuck the fucking
fucking show me again you saw me again
he saw me again to your mouth you're
gonna fucking fucking suit
listen you're tempting me too much cocoa
I can't I can't be tempted like this
man now you're a real one I can't wait dude I'll pick me up but if I pick you
up I feel like you're fucking hostage right now this is all this is not a
situation I want to be in
OH SHIT!
Oh shit!
Get the other end go!
We're the best gamers ever, we're the best gamers ever.
Fuckin' fuck it.
Let him get his legs back!
You pick up the gun dude.
Oh, yeah, take a look at that was take a look at that graph right there take a look at that
graph right there eight lines true.
Mm hmm.
That's how you do it.
Beautiful line.
You laid a budget.
Let's get his body back.
We gotta get his body back.
Well, okay.
Already almost.
What?
Well, okay
Losing that ground
Yeah, can I have my muffler on this for me? Oh, hey, no
Understand this listen listen listen the whole reason we're in this mess is because
Shut the fuck up shut the fuck up five days ago
Shut up and used it when we didn't need it. That's why he's being punished
He's literally alive.
We can have all of our bodies right now if he never used the gun.
I don't remember that.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I don't think you're...
I just looked at him.
No, I was here.
You fucking piece of shit.
Oh, you were?
You were?
Oh, yeah, you were.
I was here, I was here.
Am I muffled?
You were, you were.
Look at him, man.
He just looks so cute.
Fucking piece of shit, motherfuckers.
Don't fucking piss on me.
You fucking motherfucking piece of shit.
Oh it's raining, I think it's raining.
Oh no, there's a thunderstorm.
Alright, come on, go get it.
Am I muffled or other shit?
Alright, we'll give him his legs back, but that's 20.
Oh my god, we're so dead.
You had to get your credit card behind you.
It's fine.
We'll be fine.
Oh, good.
Stop.
We're trying to help you.
Alright, 10 points left.
We have 11 tickets left.
We can only buy one random item.
Unless...
Okay.
Well, I already bought...
I already bought this coin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Push it, push it, push it.
Push what I do.
No, get out!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Baby, you fuckdutch!
Let me out.
Don't let him down, Habibi. Listen.
No, no, no, I didn't fucking nobody off.
Take his eye, take his eye.
Where's the rowing?
No, no, no, no, we're throwing right now!
We are throwing right now!
I got two things, I got two. We're good to go, we're good to go.
No, no, no, no, take my eye.
And then we go by
There's already bought a coin
So they're being the randomizer. This is oh
That's our ticket to winning. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's our ticket. That's our ticket
Fucking idiots
If I still muffled or do I have 53 million gentlemen 53 million
You don't talk about all right you don't talk about okay
Well here's the plan here's the plan we take all in and then we hit this yeah we leave
that for last we take this we use it we win we use this boom we're in the green if
If that fails, we have this as a backup.
That's smart.
That's tech.
OK.
So we got that.
Does the holy statue work after the loss or mid-loss?
Like a time-loss.
I'll do the activates on it.
Oh, my god, we have to pick a holy shit.
We literally, that'll basically be good.
Dude, I don't know.
You sure about that?
We've lost a pick a bunch of times.
No, no, no, no.
Tell me what to do.
Tell me what to do with this.
No, you don't do it at all.
You want to play or do you want me to play?
You play.
I'm going to watch.
I'm going to watch you.
Thank you.
No.
Player.
No.
Thank you.
Okay.
We won, right?
Uh-oh.
No, no, we didn't.
Wait.
What's that one do?
Oh my God.
What's that one do?
Oh my God.
Oh, fuck.
Listen, listen, this is what we're doing.
Do you have any advice?
No, no, no, we're still good.
We're still good.
Listen listen listen listen what I want you to do. Okay, is that why I want you to hit the button all right there?
Okay, hit the all button on that device. You're talking to me. You're talking to him. No, hit me. Hit me. Hit the all button
Okay, all right. I want you to click play. I know
Is this 20 million is that oh my god
We lost
It's all right. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. How many times do you have to use with that?
We love about that many we lost
Holy shit!
I didn't forget anything about it!
You're actually making a mess.
Oh my god!
Guys, we couldn't triple our last bet with this thing right here.
Do it. Should I press the button?
No, no, no. If we lose it, though, we have to go back.
Why wouldn't we?
Yeah, fuck it. Why not? Who cares?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Listen, listen, listen.
Habibi, Habibi. And she said, listen, listen.
Either triples your loss or takes away your last win.
I want you to tell me if it lands on the wrong one
that I'm gonna hit this so you don't, okay?
Mm-hmm. I don't wish this at all
Right here. We're out of here. Come on. We're out of here. Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out
My dad always said when you're up you get out
That's right
You never won
That's your family to get out. Okay, that's good. I'm not up
Why I sell low you guys buy high sell low
I guess we gotta have access to the fifth four now, right? I
Don't know you tell me I my first day here
Guys, we're gonna kill a hooker
engine to insane
to get it back because we'll never have enough tickets to get it back. So this is only a last
for us one. We also, we have, I've learned my lesson. Okay. You've got to buy both
these. Wait, where the gun go? Wait, who can give me that? 19. No, for the gun, don't
do anything trashed out. Do anything HD. Say my farm was better. Your farm was better.
probably okay all right I'm not gonna give a good thank you for saying that I
know my father behind the gandhi bad bitch
behind you
now even if we have enough tickets do we oh my god we the perfect bunch of
tickets we got this we got this we got this we got this we got this we got this
go go go go go let's get the fuck out of here oh you are not doing that
challenge fuck come on
Let's make some fucking money
Wait what he's I thought you said hookers wait boss boss boss boss boss
This is I said hookers
Bosses it absolute cinema stripper
That's $40 million.
Whoa.
There's so many guns.
There's something or nothing.
Pay your debt.
Wait, we've got, you don't have a title over here.
You don't have a title.
We can sit and think for a second.
This is it right here, I think.
Wait.
I thought he didn't only give me a play.
Wait, what does this mean?
You double or nothing or pay your debt
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, hold on. What are you doing? What are you doing? Let's stop. I don't know
I should we take all of our money and double it
Okay, but we need to make
Million right
The ATM, the ATM!
Oh, not a bat! A bat!
Wait, but...
How do you get this money?
What?
Oh!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god! I'm about to donate dollars!
It's so heavy I can't run!
No, no, no, hold on!
How do you bet this money, though?
I'm gonna put all of it in there.
Gamble.
Oh, okay.
We sure we wanna do this, guys? We sure?
I'm a hundred percent. Okay, wait hold on. I don't think I've ever been more sure, but if we pay our debt do we win the game?
I don't know
Hold on hold on don't peanut don't don't don't do it peanut. Don't do it. Don't do it not yet
No, no, no, no, no, no, let's let's break it all down. We have so much time. That's the whole point
Don't peanut don't play. Don't we do anything. Don't we do anything? Hold on. I'm gonna go over here
I'm gonna go over here
It says 84 million to pay our debt and this is a this is
It's all of our money. We have to choose one with all of our money. Okay, but why are we that means we win?
or
Double-ed we don't win double-ed all we do is we only pay off our what about an item guy
What about our items?
There's no guy.
Did we go to the lobby?
He's not here. You can't use the items.
That's a real gamble, peanut. I don't know.
There's three guns here.
We can use the guns.
Wait, hold on. I have an idea. I actually have an idea.
Give me the gun. Give me the gun.
I see me double it, I see me double it.
But if we lose, that means we die, right?
Yes, I see me double it.
What if we get this money and we go to level 4 and we can gamble with like 5-10 million
our increments. Oh shoot each other. That is kind of true. What if we just take this
and go double our buddy then we come back and double or nothing. Exactly. Exactly. I think
you can't remember the things on the elevator agreed out. Oh yeah you're right, you're right,
you're right. This is it man. Do we want it? Do we want it too? This is it. Do we
do you want to do it all in or do you want to do like 14?
We do it.
We let it ride.
Hold on.
If you shoot me right now,
do we get more money?
It'll give you 30% up to 338 million,
so we do it after we lose.
No, shoot me.
Shoot me.
Right now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We wait till we lose, then you shoot.
Well, we can double up more
if we use it now.
We can pull more money out of the bank.
I'll be you can't use it until you lose your body wait are you still alive or what
I'm telling you I'm just fucking slamming it okay okay okay hold on hold on hold on
hold on hold on hold on fuck hold on hold on what I love you guys do it do it do it
Yeah
Holy shit were the best holy shit were the best we are the best gamblers to Averlim
I think it's time to continue we can fuck hookers for the rest of our lives
We literally beat the game we beat gambling holy shit we won one game
gambling
I was awesome chat what happens next cinema who's on top
we're the hookers you're the hookers what does it mean when you're all the way at the
top it beats fuck you there's a guy at the top get hookers or does everybody get hookers
Everybody gets hookers except for the guy at the
Thanks for playing dude. Oh, yeah, I was gonna keep pressing E as you have it. Hopefully it let's just
No, there's no way where's our money
No way
uh gambling i mean like how much was our money for hookers you can zoom in you
can zoom in you can zoom in is that what we get is that the achievement we can
zoom in where's the hookers dad where the hookers is our prize room
What the fuck is that?
Oh.
Here.
Hey, if I make the water yellow, do I camouflage?
There we go.
There we go, perfect.
So this is what we got for 36 or 84 million?
We get the wet paint?
No, this can't be it.
This is what we get.
There's more.
Hold on.
There's more.
Hold on.
to win something where's the cocaine we want something for sure where's the how come are
the same neighborhood as before like why don't we get like a fucking penthouse yeah like a mansion
oh the core house now i heard the house pretty cool i don't know if it was worth
I
Is taking the money
There has to be something man, I refuse to believe no, no, I'm looking around we get like a more
Absolutely, no, you still have to unlocks it the same way
What if this game was made by the casino owners to try to influence more people into
gambling
If we just be gambling, why would we ever gamble again?
But what if we want to see if we can do it in real life now?
Drew, there needs to be a reason to gamble again, or this whole thing.
Uh huh. Listen.
What's the point?
Where's the cocaine at Hookers?
That's my question. Where is the cocaine at Hookers?
If I don't have a straw in my ass, with cocaine pulling through it the next 30 seconds, I'm gonna freak out.
I need to be fucking jerked off till 9 in the morning with a flaccid dick looking outside the window.
Paranoid. Stacked!
Henry? Where's the E-Fall?
Where's the E-Fall? Henry?
Henry! Stop looking at me with those fucking eyes!
I need to have help of cart popplation stat and anxiety
Where is the cocaine? Where is the cocaine? Where is the cocaine?
Where is the cocaine?
Yeah, that's it shot
you guys want to go play um like we play anything we can play you play anything
I could play anything I kind of want to play RV the HM I'm kind of in the
I would like to dig around
I kind of dig around it. I kind of want to
I would love to dig around in the hookers that'd be cool, but
I'm zooming out. I'm zooming and I don't see any
Yeah, I don't never get a hookers. I
Don't think so either much. All right guys. Let's play over there. You guys down
What's that? Oh, is that the yeah, are we there yet that one? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, fuck it. Let's try it out
I'll try it out. Yeah, all right
Well, I'm actually on a part on the second level pretty early in that I was never able to get past and I tried like ten times
So maybe you too five gentlemen can help me to get back
Let's do it
Yeah, I'm down
Okay, okay. Yeah. All right, so I'm back at this road
reset this game all right RV there yet yo hell's getting social a thousand bit
donation Blex Rambo the prime or Tara they were the sub been marked with a sub
vinnit they were the sub pistol's Lenny's in the prime dude thank you dude
Chad are you guys having fun you guys want to do RV there yet?
Are you having fun dude, I'm bro, I'm having so much fun
I don't know what. Guys what
do you think about getting Mr.
Fetus. This one. Yeah yeah.
I'm game I'm game. I don't know
the game. I played with Fetus
outside of the. Rust. Go to.
Space there yet. Gotcha
Let me speak sir, he's in the discord
By the server done here we go you get the joke though Coco RV there yet
I don't I don't think I get it dying a hole somewhere
I mean, I mean, there yet.
Just shot.
I mean, there yet.
Well, have you opened up Mr.
there yet?
Here we go.
Right.
If he just joined up, he just, he just said so.
I
Didn't make sure I have yes perv
Mr. Feed is oh
He's not the discord yet everybody he's working on he's working on it
Maybe come back
Dude, that's all fun. Oh, that's all fun to like beat chat. I'm not gonna lie. I was fucking hilarious
I was fucking hilarious.
How long ago was the last bong hit brother?
Bro, it's been years.
I don't really like bongs.
What are you trying to blast those absolute cinema?
No, dude, games like are fun when it comes to like playing with the right people.
Well, let me get you guys to the game first.
No game.
I
Let me get you in here boys, so we get you in here boss
Here you go, I'm so pissed off no hookers bro. I'm pissed. There's no mansion mr. Coco. Oh, I can't eat that
Hey, hold up. Wait
One for you, mr. Coco. Hey
Ready Bob?
And one three two, Mr. Hibbeam yeah, I don't see you on here. Oh
There you are here we go. All right good to go
All right, he's driving I just gamble with friends. Oh shit. What happened to this car?
Yeah, last time I left it. We were in a good spot. So we're pretty early on at the level mr.
We tried going up there for five separate days, and we never good so that's why I've recruited you to
specialists
To help you with the cars
All right
There's a lot of new items in here man
Got some oil
I'm just gonna fix her up real quick
you go ahead boss go ahead I'm gonna bang it out you're big enough big it
out yeah you know man you some spirits there you go boys right there boss you
go by there you go what's up what's that there's some spirits for you if you
watch it
oh fuck yeah
oh yeah
i'm feeling good
oh you want that huh?
oh fuck
get some ham to subside you're hungry
you're hungry and thirsty
graphic sound
that bad boy right there
i think we also put the change on the wheels too
yeah i think we have one set
oh my goodness my city is insane
yeah i just had to turn that down
this truck is just mangled
they didn't change it at all
I'm sorry.
Get the hell out of here.
Sorry, have you been me and uncle?
We're just having fun in the garage again.
Boys.
I think we got all died.
Oh, we don't know what we need these wheels.
A couple of wheels.
I'll get the piece of the job.
I think too.
Got it.
I doubt we're good to go.
I've been. Excuse me, Mr. Coconut. This is a serious situation. I just put a fuckin'
bottle in the back of your head. Coconut, you kind of freaked. You know how to drive
manual? Oh, Haro! Turn the car on. Where's the button? Turn the car on. It's you again.
I'm gonna get in the car, it's one of the bikes.
But you can't see it?
Oh, eight fetuses, take some back, let me see you.
Hmm.
All right, Coco.
And nice for you now.
All right.
One command, Mr. Fetish, one command.
Hey, Fetus.
What's going on, guys?
It's great to be back, very great to be back.
What a pleasure to hear you.
8,000 blessings to you, my friend.
No, no, 6,000 blessings to you.
double down let's go 32,000 that's right I've been gambling all night Mr.
fetus and I am I have beaten gambling myself yes we want gambling we have one
gambling are you jealous how do you press I gotta say that's that's music to
my ears you know I did a little gambling and dire mull but it didn't pay off
now for my teammates at least they didn't listen to the call out look at
That's right
That's when you run
I strongly believe that Mr. Fetus
I'm pumped, I'm pumped gentlemen
I appreciate the invite
Hope everyone's doing well
Yeah, I'm gonna open it right now
Let me run it up here
You came for me, you came for me
Fetus, don't be weird about my voice
Why, why, why?
Nah, I love you
Smoking cigarette first and think about this
How do I do that?
Where's one?
Hmm.
They already hit me with the yesterday.
Alright, girl.
We got ourselves an ice cavern here, alright?
I see that.
Yeah.
Let me tell you how I did it.
Because I don't know if you should take the advice directly because I, you know,
couldn't really fucking do this part, but...
I fucking...
I forwarded.
Yeah, yeah, I'll just second-go in a second!
oh well well now you can't oh we can win you we can win you and they were stuck
guys get the way you're in second gear which you can't drive in second gear
without going to first gear first got it okay oh how the hell are we gonna get
up that hill it should be a tough one it's gonna be a tough one you went
through a hole. Oh, couple holes actually. All right. It's
just a certain amount of wins and situation boys. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's gotta be. I don't want to join you guys. Oh, yeah,
yeah. And you know, yeah, some holes and a little little
little things here. I don't have the other steam. Do you
see the steam code code? Yeah, I can be shaking here. I got
the wind team controller. Get in the driver's seat, Coco.
You need me to get in the driver's seat.
All right, get in the driver's seat.
Should we winch it further?
Yeah, I can winch it further.
You winch it further.
I thought you wanted me to winch it, boss.
I winch it as far as you can, boss.
All right, boss.
Oh, yeah.
How you right there should do okay tell me what to drive
Let's go it. Oh fuck
Oh
Steady does her steady does her
Oh
Now
Just stuck real tight here. Oh fuck
Oh fuck
Don't worry cap, we'll buff out those scratches
I don't know where she found it at.
Oh, there was three.
Back at the base.
Ah!
You did the right thing, not mentioning
unimportant stuff like that.
Yeah, that's what I've played the game
in a long time.
I'm going to play this game
in a long time.
I'm going to play this game
in a long time.
I'm going to play this game in a long time.
I'm going to play this game
a long time. I'm gonna go grab one.
All right, we don't need that time for time.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go grab one.
Hey, Peter, come here.
Oh, I gotta put this winch in Rambo bag.
Bitch.
You got snowballed fatty.
Fuck yourself, die.
Oh shit.
Help, I'm drowning.
Help, I'm actually dying.
Help, I'm dying.
Peter, help, Peter, help.
Peter, I'm drowning, help.
Peter, help.
Pee not a help! I'm gonna die!
Pee not a help!
Help!
Help! I'm drowning!
I believe I sent my steam code whenever you get a moment.
That's right. That's right.
That's right.
I got you, Mr. Fetus. Don't you worry. Give me one quick second.
Yeah, yeah. Take your time.
I've got a fish coconut out of this lake.
Wins him out, wins him out, can you wins him out?
I don't know, can we?
I'm coming with a-
I was hanging down there, Mr. Coconut.
I'm hanging.
We can chat with my friends in this Mr. Fidesz,
would you take it?
Take your time, that's right.
Here you go, boss.
Oh wait, hold up, button.
That's a feet pick.
I need a friend of pluses.
I apologize, I apologize.
Where you at, Coco?
have a group of flustered you see me I'm on the edge man you see me here you go
minds got it it's just float on up here buddy
float about dad man just just a little just a little more to the back yeah
Oh, yeah, am I dead?
Just gotta back up a-
Yep.
Oh, hey, come on, cook it!
Oh, here we go.
Oh, we saved him! You're saved! You're saved!
I've been carrying Coco all night.
I'll carry you while you carry Coco.
I know how it feels.
Oh.
He was carrying me once, twice.
wait I got the winch but you know the thing about having a car sideways is
that you can't really drive it forward so I don't know he's one of the hooks I
can see why we pay you there's one right here grab use this one I'm gonna
grab another one all right my job well what can I do guys I'm kind of
standing here yeah you kid you're doing it great thanks get behind the wheel man you
mean the wheel I mean you mean you mean you need me driving yeah okay out for
driving he has been drinking I'm tired go ahead wait all right let me know when
to go what's your what's your mana levels at fetus oh they're very high I've
We've got three mana gems, and this time I might even use them.
That's right. That's right.
Good fucking shit. We're back. We're online.
We're back, we're back, we're back. The systems are powered up, they're booted up.
Do I just drive it? Do I just kick it here?
Wait, wait, go ahead, go to the park?
Go to the park, go to the park, go to the park.
I parked, I parked.
here we go there we go that was excellent driving but you come tonight
this cigarette feels incredible it joined me up here for your cigarette
coconut I'm coming
that's awesome you guys another rich of the guys I don't know if they cut out
for the tea see how we did that yeah you know I've heard that before yeah my
Oh my god.
My cross-states killing me.
Oh my goodness.
Sorry.
That's a cigarette.
I apologize.
Oh my bad.
Oh sorry.
Oh my bad.
I say we cut him off the team coconut.
We can get to the end of this valley without him.
You see the problem with that.
You know what?
What is I can't drive?
Well, why don't you say so?
Cracked open one of these and you'll be drifting around like you're in Tokyo.
Oh, fuck.
Hold on, I can't look around. Why can't I look around?
Here you go, Vance.
Uh, are you on town?
The fuck?
I can't move.
We're big winchin, we're big winchin.
I got another two of them.
Oh, someone else.
Yeah, while you guys are just sitting here chucking cigarettes at one another.
I wonder what I don't know what to do with them
Somebody's got to take some self-responsibility is that what you were saying? I know I know exactly how it feels, you know
We can only do our best
If I if I all have for it can I get back in the server, you know nice toss. Yeah, you can't give us
There's another one right there too
where you toss me again peanut yeah I got much I got much hey give me a
little toss up there there you go I was Mr. Phoenix at let's go good at
being sad invite me in the game I think I'm loaded right now yeah I'm here I'm
here oh my god oh he does you know buckle up we're on the rest of us now I
I think we're good on the winch is
And we don't know
I'm back boys
Turn off the park
All right, it's looks like where I live. I like it. Come on boys. I remember this next part
We need maximum speed boys maximum speed
Anybody got the jet fuel back there?
No, but we don't have hutch so we should know nothing about jet fuel. We should be good. Yes
You don't have an 800-pound man, acting as a hacker.
Oh, going into first gear!
Going into first gear! You're smoking my cigarette.
Yeah, sure.
I'm gonna take my mind instead for sexy hastens like this one.
Keep going, Miles!
Going into second gear!
Yeah, Miles!
Going into first gear!
Mm-hmm. Slow and steady, does it right.
Oh, keep going, Miles!
Second gear!
Going into...
Make the first gear now!
We're in there now!
We're in there!
Going into second gear!
Going into third gear!
I'll go and make the first.
Going into second gear!
Going into third gear!
I'll go and make the first gear.
This reminds me of that one splinter I had on my uncle.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck was that?
Kill him!
I'll fuck you!
How do you hit him?
Punch him in the liver!
Whoa!
Our car is rolling down the hill!
I got it!
Save the beer.
I saved the beer.
We're good.
They got it.
Listen, uh, when we get here, I want to...
I don't know, we'll study the landscape.
I'd like to pop a crack up for the cold one.
Think about what we're going to do.
I don't think we're going to crack up a cold one.
You need to get one for me, too.
You go gentlemen, I brought beers no pops. Oh fuck. Yeah
All right, hell yeah
Yep, what's up?
You guys
There's a scoundrel. I'm just thinking about our situation
Yeah, yeah, I'm scouting the area you guys do what you want me to do
Maybe two beers coming at me
Maybe three wraps a third beer will make me feel right. I should issue some bless
Of course, you'll clear my head I
I would best be focused in the whole six bear
I'll get to the top of the mountain
I'll never give up if I've got seven beers in me
I'll figure out how to get to the top of the hill if I've got eight beers
Nine beers is a beat no problem
Ten beers, let me tell you, not even a challenge
Eleven beers, we'll figure that
Well, beers, and this mountain's tall but I'm taller
I
Know what that means. I don't know the fuck you're saying I like it. I like it
How's it going out there fetus? Have we figured it out yet? We're good. We're real good
Yeah, I've got the back end of the ravi like taking care of right now. We got an extra wheel
I found some beer ready to rock
Who's who's out there right now sitting down the court? Oh, that's me boss
You go check on them. That's me boss. Listen if we slide down this thing
We're going home. Yeah, please come here real quick
Fuck yeah, that's great
Fantastic fantastic get it out while we can gentlemen. Yeah, get every last year. That's right problem ice
I think we got a home to live here, man
We got to hope the laughs, you know what how about a preemptive how about a preemptive hooker?
Oh, then they got hookers up here preemptively could be surprised
Yeah, look someone tossed me up, let me get let me get a preempty
I got some burgers back. I got some burgers back here boys. Yeah, we don't seem to have jet fuel
So I don't know how to do it
Much torque we got in this thing you think we're gonna hump the left
Hey Peter come back here
You know come back here peanut. I'd say you want to go try to get past the
On top of the truck
My hat to the top what the fuck what do you think boy? What the fuck?
If you're the you're all man, yeah, that's right. There you go. That's it
Sure, I longed out Josh to kill you a couple burgers or no
But find out some burgers
Very nice
All right, here's the plan sure it's alone. The thing is there people do that on bill like this are always so chill
They just look a lot of lead
Placid is yet
Coconut, I give you keep look out.
Oh, I gotta look out back here. I got a great view. I got you, boss.
Good. I'm gonna fucking floor this thing up the mountain until it cannot go anymore.
Okay, okay. Can I add on to this plan? This absolutely incredible plan.
Fetus, maybe grab the winch, extend it as far as you can constantly.
In case we start sliding, I put the hook down. You hook it.
hook it you talk it back to a prepare in this this guy gets it this guy gets it
like that suggestion done this fucking idea I have ever heard in my entire life
I personally like it how about if you want to go back down fetus grabs the
winch hook and elongates it as far as he possibly can just in case we start
Slip it
See you enjoy put yourself playing kids are nuts great you two are so great together. Oh, thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you the Twitter bit spark with the Twitter bits. Thank you. They were the sun's your shit to chat
Thank you guys and we win
All right, I'm gonna be honest your code leadership up like this and I'm gonna give you discord mode mod for my
Ashes of creation guild does that sound like something you mean?
That would be the highest honor in my entire life.
That's right.
Right behind my left wing baby is fucked my wife every Tuesday and Wednesday.
Let's go.
One more suggestion.
Oh, I tried.
Maybe have Coco hold the controller.
Hold left.
Get a little bit elongated.
Oh, I'm long.
It's not elongated enough.
Yeah, get as long as you can.
Absolutely feel the vibe of the social opinion.
I like him across you.
I like him.
Dude, we're just chilling.
Yeah.
This reminds me of the game where you can unwind you before you, so you got some more room.
What are you doing?
You got some more room, Bouch?
I think that's as long as I can go.
Alright, here we go.
I can stretch it out anymore if I can.
I feel like I'm just actually smoking.
You ready to choke it out?
I feel chill.
Make sure if you're hooking this a BB, make sure it's down the hill for me.
I can't come up any further.
Earth ride!
Send it!
Alright.
I'm longing it.
Yeah!
I'm longing it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, you're losing us real quick.
We're going down!
We're going down, we're going down!
I'm getting fucked!
Fuck!
Oh fuck, oh we fuck, holy shit!
Holy shit, holy fuck!
We're gonna get you!
I'm grabbing the one.
Don't get out of there, we are being another one!
We grabbed this guy and we throw it!
I'm sorry Tom, the band feels like you're gonna...
up the hill. I'm elongating. I'm elongating god damn it. I'm elongating. Oh that's that's that's almost it a little more
I think I got it. Almost one more. I need a little it's not I think I need to stand there for a
while. I'm trying. Okay. Yes. I'm roaching out. I'm roaching out. It's not letting me winch. I'm
I'm trying telling me there it is we're good. We're good. Oh, yeah, I
Didn't make any mistakes as you know, I never
Let's go that's right
Respect your boss
I'm coming yeah I'm driving I'm driving yeah come in this way keep coming
Love it. Yeah
We need a second
The back right wheels
I feel like we might be okay. I put it in part
As my mom always says good luck everybody else
Ready, I'm about to unwinch. All right. I'm good. Yeah
Straight line to me right here. That's right
I'm gonna laugh
I'm trying, I'm trying, we're leaving, we're leaving, we're going.
Okay, we're good, we're safe, we're safe.
We're back.
Peter, can you turn off the tape recorder? It's overstipping me. I can't think.
Is it off?
I think it heard you.
Okay.
Hey guys, I don't want to alarm anybody, but the health at the top of our speed isn't looking good.
What does that mean?
That means the RV health is about to explode.
We'll be fine. We'll be fine.
He's just overreacting.
Alright. When do I go?
I want you to do something for me, boss.
I want you to take this winch and run to that tree as fast as you possibly can.
Coconut, you keep lowering it, boss.
I
You're saying you can hold Q fetus grab the winch and do what now and put it on that tree over yonder
I'm for you as far as I can
Oh, no, no, you got like over it. Let go of it. I'm for again. I'm flowing it
We can read it back right there, I'm driving up it's not going
I feel like shit go this winter now you guys oh my god
I wasn't part of the whole time my bad
My dad yeah, I was in part of the entire time I didn't realize wait
We're gonna wait wait wait wait go go go forwards and backwards try to like flatten it out on the road on the hill
I can't fall if I die right
Hold on hold on let me try the back wind. Wait. No, I feel flat. I feel flat
Well, hold on guys. Let's just put the winch on the fucking tree
Let's see if I take this winch off
Take the damn winch out the hookah beanie. Take the damn winch. Okay now right now now we're falling don't take it out right now
Let me go backwards. Let me see that back
Let me get the damn winch and put it on the damn tree. Overlease the winch
Oh, I'm gonna release this one now. Okay, we're good. I'm on here. What is that good? Is that a good year?
Can I pick this one up or no, we guys I think I lost the winged controller
No
No, you didn't I dropped it right here like that. I think it might have stood off the mountain
I gotta hold the winch if you got another pull I'll put it up here
Surely
You didn't do something like that
I dropped it right here thinking it would be nice and safe
That's really hard work
VN up 5 million and reverting time to 2 million almost that would be something like that what if
Be with the remote go I
I feel like we've lost the windshield and all the glass see this things look it's stripped down
It's something parked in LA overnight. You don't have door panels
That's right, that's right
Wait hold up guys, I don't have to get out and look for the winch and promote
Holy shit
Oh, he's down the mountain
How did you die?
Yeah, how did you die? I took a fucking flare gun to the face
Come down here to the left you gotta go to left left
We hold up go to that hold up hold up go down down a little hole to the left
I'll be taking let me take a peek down there
take a little peek and I can find you Vod
I'm gonna see you Vod, take a nap off the job
I can still smell the cigarette though
S.O.S. we're coming baby
there's a bunch of metal here so we can repair the truck a bit
Pina you fucking shot him in the head with a flare gun
I didn't think you would kill him I thought it was gonna be a funny
you go that's your friend all the perky out you all right well I don't know what
we're gonna do without the winch in remote we can try we can go in I think
it's down here I think it's down here it's probably slid down the mound I'm
gonna look for it sometimes they spot more winter mode to the next part no
Check what? Listen, some drugs this year. I made that account.
There's no top of animal after me.
Fuck this. That's that's what that's what they make wagyu from, by the way.
The wagyu is cow.
No, not the other day.
Oh, did you?
Yeah.
Goat is a delicacy.
I don't like I don't eat goats.
I don't eat goats.
You don't eat goats.
Missing after eat.
I just kind of overrated though. I'd rather have a ribeye. It's too fatty
It's nothing like a good old ribeye
We're going without the wedger hook. We don't need one slam it. I'm looking for that remote. I couldn't find it
Wait, we apart a word mark. This is this is very game. Oh
Oh
Oh my god are we winched I rewinched
I don't want to be that guy but this doesn't seem pretty good
Trying to crank the wheel to the left and floor it in my kind of flat note of river river are you insane?
Hey, you said break the wheel to the left.
And you're going to die.
I might be crazy.
I need a second pair of eyes on this.
But would crank it to the left and flooring it help us?
You know, they always say, hey, for the bushes, it might save us.
My track record is proven.
Proven I don't make mistakes in games
Wait
What the fuck wait I win shit I win shit, so we're winch, but we don't winch controller
New deck, new deck, a lot of...
Holy shit!
I told you.
We gotta be able to find that remote.
Yeah, we really do.
I looked down here.
I thought it was probably down here, but it's not.
We might have to restart.
I'm not gonna lie, Evoids.
This is the part I got stuck at all the time.
I just...
This is why I was nice to have a go-pass.
No...
You're doing a little deep dive down the hill here.
What am I looking for?
A 5e remote or something?
Yeah, it looks like that.
Yeah, it looks like that pretty much.
dropped it right here I don't know how it's not dead no more it really is slid
if I dropped it right here right with a guy so how far I slid yeah I'll we what
about the way we check in the fancy we have a second one yeah
Um, um, not looking good.
We got burgers.
You got your burgers.
Oh, there's the jet fuel.
We got jet fuel.
We don't need a witching rope.
We got jet fuel.
Now we're cooking.
Can you reach the driver's seat?
I feel so cool.
What?
Can you reach the driver's seat?
All right.
Let me see.
Hold on.
Shit.
I'm there. I'm on the driver. Oh. Mr. Habibi, your musk is insatiable. I did. You sit
up on this mount top you all night. That's right. That's right. Sorry. I did not mean
Did you get it, boss?
I'm above you.
Oh, it's here.
Fuck.
Yeah, that was a mistake.
What are you doing here, boss?
Oh, fuck!
It's the driver's team.
Hey, where'd you go?
I'll throw you.
Where'd you go?
You're throwing me here.
Pick me up.
I think these guys are going to make it, Fetus.
Pick me up.
I think they're going to make it.
All right, watch me.
Yeah!
Oh, again, one more time, one more time.
Oh, I had it.
I'm coming.
Pick me up.
All right.
You gotta go more to the right.
Yeah!
Oh my God, I saw it, I saw it.
I'm in there!
All right, I make sure it's in first gear
and the car is on.
Five.
All right.
Three.
I'm always working.
Two, one.
Fucking forest!
I think they have to let us go off the wheel of the wrench.
That's the only way.
Let us go off the way, let us go off the way.
let us go let us go hurry up i'm opening it let us off i think this can work
let it go let it go i'm still connected it's not it's not it's not
i'm still connected it's just like sitting here i don't know what's going on it's off boys
i'm it's not off here do you see it it's off boys oh look it feels off i mean look i'm not moving
It feels like it feels like we fall 90 degree angle
All right
Good job, good job. All right boys. All right. All right. Did we win?
All right, here's the winter remote. Don't lose it
Oh my god, this is the second winter remote that means one of you big heads through the winter remote
Outside of the car before even starting and I'm pretty sure it was coming. What are you gonna do guys?
We need some road pops how many could carry
Robots, it's a robot. You got some beers or what? That's what we called it back when I used to like a blizzard. Oh hell, yeah
Yeah, but
Turtles and beer boys
W
Little bit of oil some burgers. Oh, yeah, a little motor oil. Oh, yeah
That's looking nice. That is looking nice
All right, I'm gonna go boys. I got some
You might toss me up on the roof mr. Fetus I can do that. I know I drop
this here. Leave that. Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss.
Yeah.
W I've been working out. I can tell I can tell your gluteus
maximus is quite impressive. 17 years of breastfeeding. You
know, I was almost an adult when I stopped and you can see
what it did wonders. I'm on wonders. That's right.
But trust me up there, Mr. Beatus. Yep. Yeah. Thank you
good sir oh oh my god mama are you doing wait can you play more than four
people in that game I thought you could I don't know is this game only for
People
Because you want to take my score mark. I
Don't know
This can take my head. I'm a variety slimmer. You want to go up again? What the hell?
Yeah, it's 2026 and I'm not playing Russ. Have a safe trip or what?
She died dude. I'm not gonna lie. I
Was
fell asleep had a dream the plane crashed it was terrible yeah I ain't
flying flying's the fucking worst you want draft you want draft boss I think
before it real fast we won't have to use a win to do it on this first part it's
2026 and I'm actually just not playing rust and relax this is my first ever
variety stream you can cast those blessings what is going on you're
I'm watching coconut beach and he's not playing rust. I'm not playing rust.
I'm literally smoking a cigarette on an RV.
Just fine, boss.
Oh yeah, you're doing great. Oh yeah.
How does it feel not feeling ciped?
Oh, just a little bit more.
This just got a crazy.
Oh yeah, no more guests.
I can't believe it.
I was thinking we would use the rock for traction,
but the ice was a genius idea.
Aw, I ain't so smart, Bob.
I can't believe it, dude.
It's okay, Lacky.
This is crazy.
So smart.
Thank you for watching, though, Chad.
I appreciate it a lot, everybody.
I'm surprised.
I'm surprised, like, people are actually watching.
Here you go.
Thank you, Bob.
It's kind of crazy.
Do we need it right now?
Because I feel like we can get on this rock.
And then you put it even further up.
Yeah, let's put it, like, right here.
And then let's unhook it so we can go a little further.
like it oh there we go almost there be be over there got it got it got it oh now
it's wins and bad now it's wins and bad
boss I got a suggestion mmm what is it like we think if we don't lose or
mode this time oh good thinking thinking I was thinking the same thing no we
actually only had one gd because somebody wants you for you
cost it out into the fucking forest before we even fucking started
oh my god did you get the extra jet fuel
up on the hill nah we don't need it we only need one jet fuel
how's it looking boys am i is it coming along nicely
yeah yeah you're on your way is he on your way
how do you flip him over yeah he's still thinking herself out
We go there we go there we go there we go
Yeah
I'm having myself a cold water Florida boss. I'm gonna go
Alright boys, here is the plan
I'm gonna I'm can I trust you fetus you can trust me you can trust me or no you
can trust me important task I'm completely full on mana let's run I'm
gonna give you this jet fuel here when I say no early not a moment late you'll
look right here and left click on this order right now that I give us a speed
No, no, no.
Right to second.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That'll allow us to boost up.
I'm sort of asking what brand of caffeine you use.
I use this thing called a Neutropics Depot.
Let me make this straight.
So I just left click this, looking at the engine.
And it's good.
That's Coco.
My job here is done.
You can count on me, boss.
What do you mean, Mulligan?
Sorry, I'm not crying.
We like to spend a few things with you.
We want to have fun together, Coco.
No, this is unbelievable.
I cannot believe.
I still, am I sitting here speechless?
Like, I'm...
Oh yeah.
That sounds great.
I'm not even gonna pause.
I'm in the bathroom right now.
What's up?
I'm just taking a piss.
When you pay, how come sometimes you have two streams of urine?
How's that even possible?
I have AIDS.
That's, you know, AIDS.
Dude.
How is two streams of pee coming out of my dick hole?
You guys get that too?
That's not impossible.
Where's the poop that's found?
Oh my gosh, he's fucking our shit up.
Coconut tea story, dude. There's three streams this phone is gonna fucking kill the unit right I was distracted by coconut tea story
Oh my god, it's totally my god. Oh, we're real is busted, bro
Wait none of you guys get that is it just me all the time all the time the double screen
No, you do you get that?
Of course of course of course, I think you get that be
Whenever I'm a really good night, maybe oh
Oh, dude, I don't have a wheel I get it all the time. I don't know that might be a problem
You got to work on your fork. She's she's a lucky lady. Oh
She is oh, she is
Two saves a day. I'm gonna grab that that metal we found earlier
I'm staying cozy. I'm waiting to do is my jet fuel
You got enough metal to repair a bit of that
part of the ship part of the ship rather than the fire it's not thank you
thank you so much on the fast
it's about to roll out the mountain probably yeah you're gonna buy these
wheels
short pizza McDonald's chat what do you think about any back this bad boy up
before we could put the wheel on it and I haven't much on put the wheel on
He saw McDonald's, I mean
What are you feeling? Let me try back in a row
That doesn't seem to be working all that well, I
Don't think we're moving. I got an idea fetus. You might grab it that wheel out front pounds. I got it. I'm on it
I'm gonna drop this fuel
All right, I got the wheel what do I do with this you mind throw it beyond the roof
I can do that
We're gonna figure this thing out yet
Let me tell you how
What I do with this real that just doing a little bang-up job. Oh
Yeah, we're doing the wheel on cooking a quick doughnut doughnut doughnut
You did a great boss. Thank you peanut. You did a great job. It's quite a natural. I'm
so proud of you boss. Thank you peanut. We got a fucking door again. Oh shit! We're
I got the lunch. What should I do with it?
There's a goat back here. How do we eat that guy?
Well, we can fuck him later. Let's go ahead and get on the roof and throw this paddle back. It's a little great fuel
I'm gonna reset this. All right. Come here get out up here peanut. Oh, thank you about this fuel for dear life
There you go. Thank you boss. Thank you boss
Go ahead and do a little bit of repairing
Make sure he's weird. Oh, that's a good job right there. Thank you boss. Thank you
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, she's looking birdie. She is looking birdie. All right boys
Back in the whip
Kind of figure out this situation where this pickle
What's up
What are you looking at? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're ready with the jet fuel right now. I'm ready, bro
Right, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna unwind the winds
I got you. How do I win this ghost out here? They're trying to hurt me. That's okay. That's okay.
All right. What do I do with the winch? It says pick up. Don't worry. I already unwinched
a box. Okay. The fret. Mr. Phoenix, you got that jet fuel there. I can drop this load on a
moment snow this champ you just let me know I'm ready I'm ready captain
to the toilet window I just went right out through the rear windshield I don't
know all right I'm locked in I'm ready to get back her up yeah yeah back it
right up in the backer up here we go time it down three
we don't need it the jet fuel just yet we're back in a pickle again oh yeah
we're gonna need to winch it did you winch into a goat is that work no I'll
try there they're unwinchable this I'm getting two frames per whatever I have
have no fucking idea what the hell is going on.
Hey how about we get a-
How do we do this the right way?
I have genuinely no idea how I'm getting so low frame.
Oh my god.
Wait, something's wrong with the car.
Our car's falling apart.
Just not three pieces come off.
I'm not operational right now.
Yeah, you have to go for that.
Going crazy.
Turn three up.
I just picked this fucking thing.
I think we're on top of a goat. There's a coat under the RV. That's the problem.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Let me take a look.
I see the goat.
I'm looking at her.
She's crying. There seems to be a goat under the car.
Get the hell out of here, man. Come on.
Our window is fucked. Our car is fucked. It's fucked.
We're back it up. We're back it up.
I didn't have anything just died. I didn't go just got a baby.
No, no, it's about to kill me though.
How do I get to go off? I'll be there to go.
Oh, somebody put a winch on the front so we can't back up.
Let's try to unwinch this part right here.
There we go. Hopefully we can pick up another speed.
I'm going to act with this goat away from you guys.
There we go.
All right. Oh, I'm unconscious. I'm unconscious. I cannot drive the vehicle.
Ooh. Do you want another road beer or what? I could use another beer. It might help. It might help.
I don't know what we got anymore or what. We're sliding. We're sliding, Captain. We're sliding.
Oh my god, how do I put this in park?
I don't know how to drive!
There we go, that's a tough situation.
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're in park.
Let's see here.
Let's see.
Oh my god.
Hold on, where's the fuel?
Let's see.
So we see to be stuck.
Oh, hold on now, hold on now.
You got that jet fuel ready, boss?
I'm ready, boss.
I'm ready to drop it.
I thought we would make it, we didn't make it.
Nice, nice.
Hold on.
Oh my god!
Let me get you out of here boss, I'mma win you.
Alright?
I'm getting one frame per maybe.
Fuck!
No idea why this keeps happening.
I'm pregnant.
Oh my god!
Oh!
Wait.
Winst it.
Dude, I'm literally stuck.
Oh my god!
He's gone.
Fuck!
Oh my god!
well done everybody well done guys good job
good work everybody
we gave him everything we had
you gave me the bottom of the mountain night round
I went to the bottom of the mountain night round
you gave me the bottom of the mountain
I'm fucking crying dude this is crazy
I genuinely think all three of you are at a secret discord working to make sure we don't get
up there.
You fucking killed me!
You dropped me off the boat!
I have no idea how the fuck we are not up that mountain yet, gentlemen.
Oh my god.
I think we have some good news.
I found some straight-up vodka.
It's for you.
Perfect.
Thank you, sir.
five of those before we're done that was so funny with the hamburgers on board
of course you can't forget those never that was so fucking funny bro
I'm grabbing some chains real quick for the back wheels I think six beers a
little light for this crew what do you think you load I think so I think so
Yeah, hit the liquor stirrer the way
Hey guys, you mind helping me with these wedge pulls put them on the roof
Yeah, yeah, how do I do that?
You grab them and you put them on the roof
Toss me up there pop up. There you go, Bards. I toss me up
Yeah, yeah, I think coconut genuinely might be slow
I think I
I don't go I think coconut genuinely might have a brain defect
There's a winch. You said grab the way and there's a winch. No, no, no, I said we're
Coconut toss me back up there. Yeah
Get good at that. Here you go guys. How about instead of
Up the hill with jet fuel in first gear
We kill ourselves and give up
That's not what Nick A says. He says never give up never what
There's no quitting me
Yep, I sent you how you can actually increase the player limit. It's just in the files. You can increase it to six
Oh
There's a little mom in here
Road trips are always better with mom
Four people does that make the car bigger to no shit bigger our beat
I'm ready. I'm on the roof. Should we crack the blocker now or later?
Once we make it pass a little I
Get on the ground and break it and then release your testy sack and drag it across
I'm out for rear window here.
I'll put out the car instead of going in second gear.
I'm out for rear window here.
That's a good start, good start.
That rear windshield is a dangerous spot.
Careful there, peanut.
I think we can crash.
Yeah!
Going into second, going into third.
Nice.
We're ripping it.
Good movement, good movement.
Rip it.
You got an angle to the right got it to the furthest be gone. Oh
Wait
She's stuck boss. Oh my goodness. I don't want to waste a windshield gear. I know
How much further do we got?
I
Peta come get it
I'll cook this
You want to put some food on this quick. It's hot
I put it on
Right up here bro. There's like four or five
How do you like your burgers
Remember okay
Yeah, we have to win boys this wheels I even touch the ground we got a plant peanut hold on
perfect
Big beer and then push the truck
Is that a real thing? Can you carry me all the way there?
Oh, yeah
Oh no!
I don't think it's gonna happen.
Uh, we need a little more.
Yeah, we need to get a little further.
Yeah, let's see if we can.
Oh, it's stuck on that rock real tight, Pop.
It's stuck on that rock real tight, Pop, huh?
I don't know about this.
Get me out of the driver's seat!
Out of the driver's seat!
Okay, I'm in.
Drive it, drive it quickly!
I'm about to run out of speed!
I'm about to run out of juice or whatever it's called.
Wait, how do I push it with you peanut?
How?
Just press down, press down!
You have to know in first feed it's we're both watching it
Somebody get back here
Okay
Yep
Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm used to driving weather like this. This is light work. That's cuz of these fucking muscles right here
That's right 17 years of breastfeeding sucking on their teats
That's right every last drop
Drippity drop. That's right
All right, I think I'm gonna be hard boys. We timed that jet fuel just perfect. We're up there in two seconds flat
I'm gonna keep going captain. You tell me when to stop. I'm gonna keep going. I got momentum right now
But you go ahead throw that bad boy in
I am in a nice little spot cold out here
You can trust me when it comes to winter driving
That's right fetus. I'm gonna trust you with the jet fuel. We're so dead. I
I don't want to see any fly out the windows dying the goats get thrown out the mountain
All right, you all right. You have a vodka first thing. Hold on. I need to get prime for this if I'm under pressure
We're nervous right now. Okay? Oh
You know back when I was in blizzard east of slam vodka twice daily, you know, let me go of course your mistake
That's right. All right. Let's do this thing. I'll be outside here. I'll guide the way
I'll be like that guy at the Olympics
I'm just gonna sit. I'm just gonna sit
What about what we need the jet fuel?
I will try my best
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit
It's going, it's going, hell yeah, we did it
Holy shit, stick lift, stick lift, stick lift
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
We got it, we got it
hell yeah just keep going fuck it keep going it oh hell yeah i did it boss i did it
i'm grabbing the metal we're going boys we're going we're going fucking rides
wait did it wait me oh man they left me but
oh
Oh my god!
Oh shit!
Too much!
What happened, Jack?
I love this game. I gotta say, I've never played this before. This is fun.
We are doing well.
Oh my god.
That'll happen.
Go, go, go.
Yep.
That'll happen.
How do we get in here, boss? How do I manipulate these files or whatever?
Nice to meet you.
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna take a hike up the mountain.
Does he maybe sound like Jake Gyllenhaal, chat? Or is that just me?
I was gonna say, mom's got my signature that she wants.
Files here, files there, copy, paste, paste.
Bro, he sounds like Jake Gyllenhaal.
You just changed one number in the file.
Maybe you know you sound like
It's not just like Jake Gyllenhaal
Jake Gyllenhaal
It's not just like Jake Gyllenhaal. I might be able to change without even restart the game
I've been to this
Just like them. You don't want to get in you don't want to be me deep in Jason. All right, dude
He sounds just like him. What the hell are you like one-to-one?
Yeah, yeah, baby sounds like Jake Gyllenhaal. What are you talking about?
He's the fuck and one of the best actors of our generation
I mean it's just save the file and relaunch the game
But yeah, actually I just realized I this my computer does not look like I got room back cowboy and repeat
Let me phone some of my hacker friends right now
What how does he not know what Jake's on all is
I might be able to get there if I go to Steve first and I write
I clicked a link and I'm looking at a whole lot of dicks.
That's about all I can see right now is just penises.
That's not a bad thing.
I got it.
Oh, no.
Now, now, now, this has got to be older something.
It doesn't have, I can get to ride and then ride.
Wait, is your general actually Canadian?
It doesn't, it doesn't, this is, this is an old thing I think.
must have updated the game I don't think it works like that it's not in safe it's
some main file percent app data percent hold up now we've got some yeah you don't
see it this is navigates as the app dad be league I'd be pros that dad of Roman
my bad cocoa my bad what's the game called what's up in app data
Gotta go user app data probably roaming or the other one I
Direct the cum out of a homeless man's dick. It'll get me drunk
What the hell not see it what made you type that it's happening to catch that
App data local app data local got it debit local all right then
RV
Are we there yet?
See that mouse
Shit, oh, I see you ride. Oh, hold up. Wait. Hold up. I might just not in my accident. Oh
My wait, I know I didn't the file literally does make it on top toss me on top of the
digits
I found a file that it's there to you not to do
I just keep watching you and it's fail
yep guys I got all the way to the file that you're talking about and opened it
and gave that I and I is not in there it's only I just lost all my steamskins
the huge so hidden files just fucking hidden files yeah they hide my files from
me hold up do you what is it show hidden files how much show hidden files how much
show hidden files oh that didn't work either that's not in there guys I got hit
so hidden items on it's not in there I'm telling you I got an idea I got an idea
okay and you tell me if you like it enough it's all even show you all even
show you that I'm at the park take a look at this we make sure it's not do
anything weird. Okay, there we go. I mean, ride, save, config, windows. And it should
be game.i. not right there. That's what the thing says. It's not.
Yeah, well, you might have to. No.
Is that not it that you open?
Keep right, sir. I'm here forever above. I love you, bitch. There's not one. I mean, I
don't know if I'll be bright stream all the time. I don't know. My idea. I
think I think the idea is probably one of the greatest ideas I've ever had.
I
Think it's the same thing. Oh wait wait wait. I go to sleep
Maybe I can add this to the other one
the script slash engine dot game session, right?
I'm really excited for the day's new one. Yeah, I'm really really excited about the busy one game user settings
There is no script on. Oh wait, you should be a bright streamer. I don't know
I'll try
It's gonna go high, yes, I'm fucking high shitting
This doesn't work, I'm just gonna play it, if that's you
Yeah, no, that's fine
Alright, let me do a quick restart, let me do a quick restart
Alright, hold up, you're back, restart the game
My favorite, edit it again, edit it and save it, and then restart the game, it's fine
I think so
Why should Double-Tethin watch? I have no idea where I was, I have no idea where I was
all right fuck it all right we'll watch it we'll watch it we'll watch it I'm
taking a shot
hey another dad for you Coco yeah I'm fucking a joint
I've been taught everybody invites I've been shot if you guys like where I
We'll do it more like I I just feel like
I feel like I could never really leave rust
Okay, I said you at first actually
We need to figure out if it works or not, so I joined last
If it doesn't then I'm just gonna watch you guys try to do it
Right, I said I said every way you're not mom anymore
No, I am
line, hold on
You know I didn't tell me how to join you go to the discord. Um as much as discord or on twitch. You have to go to the twitch
Oh, no, I still don't see you boss
I'm still not seeing you by just don't say bogic. I was looking at this joint right now
There you go. All right. I said everybody invites. Let me get the car sent you to why you guys don't join. How do I help?
I'll just bring everything in the stuff on the car. Okay, load it up. Coco. I'm loading it up
up. Snow chains. There's an
area we should put a peanut. We
should put that on the back
one. This one over here. Yeah,
right here. Exterior or what?
I did on the wheel. Oh yeah,
of course. Tades go on the
wheel. I knew that. I knew
that, you know. Yeah, I'm just
playing dumb, you know. I don't
make mistakes. Of course, of
course. You know this. Yeah.
That whole Darth Maul situation
where the two riders that
run. Dier mall. Dier mall.
This is the way to where the T-Leader said run.
That wasn't a mistake.
Have you ever made a mistake?
I can't forget the bottle. Can't forget the bottle.
Yeah. I think everybody's in GT.
I dropped in the bottle.
Where's your VVI?
I'm loading in.
I see mom. I see mom.
I see her.
I'm on.
Roddy give me one week. Once a month doesn't have to be a complete change.
Have to be just having fun with the homies.
Yeah, no, it's you're right. I see just an error. Can't you see here? Yeah, but
Let me be a gentleman, okay, I get satisfaction from being a gentleman
I'm not even streaming you. I feel good. I'm not
About the roof boss I need to get these wheels up there
Pp to do that. Oh
I got my hands all over already
Well, this goes to you
Sucks out the roof as well
Dude, I'm gonna get blasted
And come here my tops be cooking that thank you boss. There you go. Yeah. Thank you, sir
Not toss me up there boys
you. Thank you, boy. I'll sleep
as well. Come on over here. I've
been waiting for this all
night. Mom, I was supposed to
touch him. Pick me up. You
could touch him on that other
invite. Pick me up. Wee.
I need I need another throw up
there. All right, Mom, your
turn. You're too. We were
able to join, bud. It's
on. Pick me up. Yeah. Yeah.
You know, you know, you put me on the roof and you get put on the roof
I'm okay with watching good
There we go, okay
Watch it go go have fun with the boys and Genji makes me a proud mom watching or something new friends on the playground
here in physical but in
the spirit you know
oh yeah
i'm feeling good about you
i'm feeling chill
i feel it's gonna be the one
i'll smoke three
i'll smoke six of them
nice nice nice
good movie
oh fuck
don't worry that's purely cosmetic
that's purely cosmetic don't worry
that's a cliff
worry boss we're gonna need a winch and a hook for this one for sure got you all right let me
get you up there with the winch let me cover the hook wait we're missing our fourth where's our fourth
uh i left for heat
i can't believe you've done this jim jim
We need someone out here with Jim!
Right fucking now!
I'm ready to win, Shmin!
Alright, I'm going, I'm wincing.
We're gonna talk about this tomorrow, Ma.
Uh!
Got the remote, I'm going in.
I'm running out of cigarettes, guys. This isn't good.
I got you, Cuckoo. I got some dirt.
Well, you don't need that one, Habibi. We already got some when you pressed the button.
We're good.
We both pressed at the same time. It goes faster, I think.
What, it's not driving or what?
Goodness you what let me write that down here my book of the dumbest fucking things. I've ever heard my goddamn life
I honestly the smartest thing
I'll start driving. I think I've ever said
I'm putting her apart gentlemen looking good
I'm being prepared the jet fuel at once
I'm on it
Ready to drop that look last time
Look, there was a lot of metal over there. We need to grab that
Don't just book it fuck you. Have I met everybody in the group so far check
I don't need to go far. This is awesome for a fat ass
It sounds like a look at me guys. Let me tell you gonna want to be on this bus
And we put that jet fuel in because I'm going 20. Wait, I'm not in I'm not in
No, I'm right way on the car
Thank you. Thank you. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm on
You all show up at the same clothing store that hurt
Oh, I'm gonna take a shot right here. I got the bottle you need that metal parts
Watch out Coco. I'm gonna be dropping some wheels
You need never metal parts. You don't need any metal you pussy
Where do you get metal? You just find it as you go?
Metal metal know after we get past get a metal note in the sparkling areas. Oh
Yeah, we have pure or case I got you
Are we ready with the jet fuel I'm ready brother for ready
Oh shit.
Let's go.
One go to Jackass.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait.
Go, go, go.
Go.
We're good.
Leave it out.
We're getting it. We're getting it.
No, no, no. Okay, okay. Stop, stop.
We're gonna get him.
We're gonna pull him up.
There's a tiger. There's a cat.
I'm gonna win.
We're gonna win.
You're driving us over. We're gonna win.
Oh, my God.
We can fix it.
Thank you, Coco.
Tree nice the wheel right we lost two of our wheels. That means we have 50% wheels left
This is not good
Go ahead and start winches we can put these wheels on it. I'm on it
Winching your car with no wheels on it gotta do you gotta do you know
Learned that a blizzard never give up never surrender when the going gets tough. We just get tougher. That's right. That's right
I'll tell you what, Peter, you stand right here. You're gonna have a good POV of this.
You're walking with that fucking fat ass, peanut. I'm gonna have to fuck you.
I'm just gonna stand at your ass.
You're walking like that. I'm gonna have to fuck you, peanut.
You turned this into a sled. It's fucking no.
Fuck! I can grab everything but the right thing.
Y'all gonna push you up and put you up there?
Oh my god!
Alright, here, come here, let me pick you up. Come here.
Come here. I got you. I'm gonna
It's not it's not high enough with the tires
Go ahead watch over that. Oh too bad
All right, we got one time. Yeah, don't be up. I get the other wheel
I got you come on your coat. I'm ready. I dropped the controller
We're back on the road gentlemen looking good you put on their butts
Good thinking boy. I need you to move this thing
Now I'm gonna spam Eve go ahead and remove it
No, not me. You don't need
We're back on the road. I'm gonna disconnect from the street, okay?
We got 20.
Yeah, we're doing good.
Very nice. Very nice. I think it never happened.
Nothing like a hard day's work.
Hard work, work!
Not like a hard day's work.
I just called for a cold beer with the boys.
Yes, sir, it does! Yes, sir, it does!
Crack it open.
Oh, hell yeah. You got one?
Oh, I got him all right. He gone releasing them. Oh, yeah
Little pops. Thank you. Bye. I'll give you a little roof out there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
This is good stuff right here
Real quick before we get on the move
Oh, I'm in and I'm feeling good mr. Crabs. We're gonna need some speed. It's you don't have the 10 fuel
I'm gonna have to rip these gears
boys four lock it in boys lock it in I see a gun over there on the left side
fuck it hit that big 30,000 times we stop here oh wait oh we're good we're good
we're good okay
oh my chains fuck my ass oh shit oh shit looking good like food I got chains on
I got some more beers. I got some more beers. Oh wait, you dropped all your burgers. Oh my goodness
Oh, it's getting dark. What the fuck? Oh
It's like Titanic
They all died at the end of the movie Titanic they all died
Here we go
Now we're good boys. Now we're good.
What?
Wait, are we though?
Are we though?
Unwinching most.
Unwinched?
Okay.
No, no, no.
You're gonna drown the whole car.
Careful.
Wait a minute. Hold on.
There you go. Hey.
I'm on it boys. I'm on it boys.
Alright, I'm in boss.
Good drive boss.
Hold up.
Beginners leave the winch out there.
Don't get off.
Oh.
Those goats are gonna see that.
I'm getting f**ked relentlessly all the time.
Come on, boss.
There we go.
Good.
Thank you, boss.
Thank you.
Focus.
You're good, Pena.
What's wrong with you?
There we go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're a little bit lighter.
You should be able to travel faster now, boys.
Wait, wait, don't go.
Wait please, please, I'm sorry.
Let me back in the car, please.
Just get in the car.
I'm gonna face the death down here.
Alright.
Pena, please.
Alright.
There we go.
Pena, don't leave my ass.
I'm on it, bud.
I'm pretty sure he's really locked.
Let's make some focus.
Where can I put this?
Somebody left a beer on the floor.
Alright, buck!
We're going to put this...
Somebody left a beer on the floor.
Alright, buckle up, we're going fast as shit.
Let's go.
I like it.
Yeah!
Let's go!
We're going to see it.
Oh.
Holy shit.
Oh.
Holy shit.
oh my god we're gonna land mine but what the hell was it I think the wooden
slabs might be glitched in this game good all right it's the goats I are you
sure I don't unless that goat I mean I did hear I heard a fire I didn't hear
I
Let's not go fucking Thanos. He's not ripping us apart
You'd be surprised you'd be pretty surprised how strong goats are smash. I don't know
I don't know how you find everything to hear guys here's your plan
I actually have a plan to get us all the way back to where we were in five seconds
You ready for this like it everybody work together. Let's get all the items back on board
We're gonna jet fuel all the way to where we were like it. I
I got the burgers cocoa nice nice did you get the fuck out of the way you fucking fat-ass
Yeah, you toss me I'll toss you I got you here you go
There we go
On the back or what?
Someone toss me on the roof. It's like clockwork now. Yeah, I got you
We got the change I need a lift I need a I need a throw I need a throw up to someone pick me up I
Got the wrench
Give me a bigger throw. Yeah, you put your back into it. That's right. That's right. Yeah, like that like that
Yeah, oh, yeah, there we go boys. There we go that
There we go. I need to pick up
boys now we're cooking we're good I need to go up one more time I'm throwing
this bitch in the fifth year I'm outside are you yet
good yeah we're good to go boss jet fuel that's right wait tell me when
captain notice how we're a half-health I did notice they don't use it don't use
Oh
We're moving we're moving we're moving we're moving we're moving we're moving. Oh shit. We're moving we're moving
We're moving we're moving we got it. We got it. We got it
Get that jet you ready boss. Oh, I'm ready about to fly. We are about to fly
We're going into the stratosphere
I remember when we were at half health boss
a baby would actually above half health by now this I know that stuff in the top
don't really make a lot of sense think of it like apex the bottom one is your
health and when it gets full you die and the top one is your seal
the bottom right of those bars.
Well, in that case, let's ride.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
You got that jet fuel ready, fitness?
Ready.
I'll come in, Jenny.
Four, three, two, one, now.
Dropping loads.
Oh, fuck.
Oh
God too much gas
Hey, at least we're back here. That's not too bad. I mean, not that out of here before could have been worse
All right guys everybody grab all the
We're gonna do this in five seconds all the way across back to where we were
Mm-hmm. I say up there few days. I'm gonna toss them over there. Yeah, we have to pick each other up. Yeah
Throw me nice catch I'm gonna put these on
You know you realize we've been at the same spot for the past three months. I
Yes, I
Yeah
Was he driving when you were playing Genji?
Was he driving? Don't tell anyone. He was really good
All right
The rules are up on the ropes now. We're ready to go
Wait, wait, wait, I got the whole way back on toss me on the roof. I got one more one full
Alright, where'd it go? Let's go!
You want the extra jet fuel? I can tell you where it's at.
Exit jet fuel for bitch, we only need one.
Oh yeah, here we go boys.
I think this is the run. This is the run.
Here we go, I've got it, I've got it! This is the run.
All right, you're not getting it. I'll push up was keep it was was was was whizzling go on
Come me up boys, tell me up all hands on deck all hands on deck
This is the run. I believe go get a go push the car. I
Swear this guy's love. I can't wait man. What you talk to this guy slowly
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. I'm coming
I'm pushing the car, but you need to drink a beer first
Okay, I'm coming here. I need to get prime for this a vodka or a beer beer beer. I'm going vodka
Yes, why would I do it up? I'm releasing them
Yeah, look at that we're moving now
I'm gonna get that load ready. Oh, it's ready. It's red. You say
overshave
We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible
That's right. That's right
What small step for Vita what large step?
for Vita cat
That fetus could I did I need you to feel that bad boy if I want this ancient bird
Oh, I got you we're coming Tars
Fuck it in
I live by saying you know you're not a man until you've had a man. I'm ready to trust this
Sure, he's done this at that
two
One holy shit. Holy shit walking in my target
Multiply the distributor the 45th degree square
Oh my god, he's doing it. He's fucking doing it. You got this. You got this. Holy shit.
Holy shit, it's happening. It's happening. Come on
Holy fuck
Oh
It's right there it's right there
All right, you left you left it's fine. We're good. Oh
Maybe you okay
the tires yeah guys I think he's dead what no happy pet up happy pet up how do
that don't come down here I'm coming I'm coming no you can't make it back up
listen man never leave a man behind they're never leave a man behind there's
You started
Out of fucking Puma biting me swiping at me
Now you know what it feels like. That's right. Did I just died?
I got a little worried you get you back in the next grave. Did I did I just fucking died on the roof here, chief?
It was down. Oh
That's gonna be a gnarly jump. We need the other jet fuel Jinji was talking about earlier, and I don't know how to get it now
We got two winch pulls. I don't know if that could help. Are you serious? Yes
Yes, you have to go back don't call me certainly
Yeah, okay, you know where the the lake that you want across of the out water
God go back over there and go up the hill on like the left side. God. What do you do another way to do this boys fuck that?
What is a natural glisser and dude is I have no idea neither do I I'm not messing with it
This is exactly how if I would have died I think I'd like a joint in my mouth right before I die
one shot from being dead.
You're dead.
One shot.
It's a ball atop.
Just like this.
Be careful.
Please don't hit me with a single snowball.
I will die.
I have about a millimeter of health left.
Well, we can use it on the Pumas.
You don't got the other one.
We need some metal around here.
What is it?
That's what I'm thinking.
Probably blow it up.
I actually fucking just died.
Well, the engine would cheat a blood.
We need some metal here.
burn the ice walls they hold up they burn the ice walls
you guys got metal by the way that's the thing i don't know i where my
plug is you're saying where you were just at the ice wall remember
hey but how how would that ice wall help us
i mean that's back there might be something behind it
hmm i like that i like that i got an idea pete i got an idea come here
Okay, take a look see here stand where I'm standing take a look see here. I think you think judge is on to something
You see where I'm at?
What clip is that face?
Yeah, what clip is that come on over here and take a little look see I'm right by the RV
I got something to show you I think this is gonna work. All right
All right, so I got flying through Glissand
You just feel me too. This is an explosive you see that awfully formidable looking ice sheet right there
little path going up to it you want to do the honors I feel like that's the move
here I'm gonna put this down in the RV for you I want you to do it
yeah can I make a little suggestion there boss yeah the right way down this
bridge right I got an idea here peanut I got an idea see these planes we're
gonna we're gonna make this bridge across these planks I want you get you
throw that bomb into that ice that ice sheet I think we're Gucci but that
type one for me a long way around the other wall like look at this I built a
bridge yeah but you don't have to go that way thank you dude the delay on kick
push and YouTube are all different maybe there's some goop behind the
walls though by far it's it looks like so looks like something
destroyable I think there's some goop over there all right we can try it
You got that ball boy.
Get that!
It worked!
Get any goop?
That only got us to where we could be already.
That's the way we should be going, I think.
Yeah.
Now boys, I'm not going to lie to you.
The only way I know how to get past this next part
is jet fuel.
And even with jet fuel, it's like a one in ten
chance we survive.
You got it.
Bridge. Look down from the wooden bridge. You might see a little yellow guy looking up at you, smoking a cigarette.
No, I definitely died.
Oh yeah, I do. I see two of them. They look like they're being fed on by birds right now.
Is Coco down here too?
I see a couple of you, yep.
Yeah, yeah, I died.
I mean, we might be able to do it without jet fuel, but I doubt it.
You have to make this job here.
Oh my god. Are you kidding me right now?
Yeah, I've only made it with jet fuel.
We're going to need a lot more planks than that. There's no way.
Hold up, I want to give you a great idea. What if we just lower ourselves with a
winch down that mountain there?
That's true. We have two winch hooks. We can do it.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Is this game hard to beat yet?
what's alive mr. Fetus I believe so it's just you and I that's right they all
died just like dire mall brings me back yeah the story that'll happen the
twit longers dragging through social media's I don't respond again I would get
the car in best shape we can and then we'll win sit down is there a way I might
be able to resurrect our fallen comrades here like maybe I could go down
next spot next spot okay where's our hammer at did we lose it no it's in the
shelf I put it inside deep inside that's right no very good thank you so
much you guys they could do it now I thought we had a pair of Epi-pens
for me to remind them at with the Epi-pens as well but you have to go down
there which I'm pretty sure he said you can't get back and you go down
there yeah that's true that's true all right yeah I'm not talking with them
because I'm not being that I'm dead that's what's what I pay if you think
about it
if I'm not talking to you see it's a good time to light this smoke oh yeah all
right here we go time to winch it yeah okay hold on you got one of them
Winch hooks. Mm-hmm. I do stuff on the rooftop here. I gotta get up somehow. Here we go
All right, we're gonna put it right here in the
right
right here and
then we're gonna
And then I like it. I like it. They might be a little good
We must be able to do it. Oh
Yeah, I like it. That's smart. I'm gonna work here. Mark
You guys are smart.
Alright, so here's the plan.
I'm going to have you on the driver's seat, me with the limch and remote.
Alright?
I got that.
Let me just figure out how to get the fuck back in here.
Take your time.
Pick them up, Fugates.
Oh, I could, but I just want to watch him suffer.
It's something that I'm really good at.
I'm suffering.
Oh, yeah.
I'm putting my hands on you.
There you go, little guy.
Sir, thank you your your your right. So I'm gonna need you to ease up and they do this
How hard is this?
Real oh, yeah ease up the cliff. Okay ease up ahead. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and remove park
We're rolling. Okay. It's just very very lightly run
Go ahead
Right most little scared here
that's okay go ahead oh my god go ahead go ahead
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit okay okay now I'm gonna release us a little bit
at a time I like it oh my god oh my god I'm trying to get us under the left
side here yeah keep it up keep it up oh my god giving God's work here all right
Oh my god, we should redo the win. I don't know if that's long enough.
I'll show you something long enough.
Good take.
I'll banter.
I'm staying.
You have another win, should I hook?
I feel like the fucks.
I feel like the fucks, man.
You have to put a mark for a minute.
They're so fucked.
There's no way. There's no way, dude.
There's no way.
I have no fucking idea what's going on on my screen right now hold up wait a minute
I just saw it
I see your hand it's doing a thing
that's right the goats are getting very aggressive
I hear that I hear that
I'm releasing I'm releasing three two one. It's gonna be a big release and there we go. Oh, yeah
Nice and easy yeah, we'll drive forward a little bit. See if we give it some gas. Oh, I am I'm giving a guess
We're not getting any traction. Unfortunately. It's all you brother
Let me go back and push a little bit
Moving a little bit. Oh
God
Little more okay. Okay. Okay. Nice. Easy. Nice. Easy. Nice. Easy. Nice. Easy. Nice. Easy. Nice. Easy. We're getting it
Sound oh my god, you remember? Oh, oh shit. He removed our wheel. Oh, fuck we're good otherwise ish
I don't know why I can't put the oh hold up. I put it wait a minute got it. Okay. Yeah, that'll help
All right, let me go ahead
went to down a little board oh yeah flat drop again into the floor black box
you just flat I could do that yep releasing park I know you're doing
this song hey we're beautiful you guys you're not much and no fucking cool let's
get these wheels nice and pretty oh yeah you got any metal I can use and you
know you know a bitch you could get the large excavated to work might have a
little metal go ahead and grab a hammer try it out by there's nine metal where
we're at by the way nobody likes to show off a baby all right we got no metal
where we're at all right we got fun we go we have zero metal we have zero got
zero yeah we're hanging on by but a beer thread all right that's fine all we
gotta do is get to the next spot and we're good to go okay I'm gonna put
this bad boy first I think if we die right here I'm you know the non-smoker
are you? No, no, of course. Okay, I think he's be saying out here. You want me to
scale for you? Oh, you got this, right? I didn't know, see you over steering wheel.
Is there a hole right there? Just clean passage all the way through. You're good.
Me and me, we died, Baris. We both fucking died. I mean, we fell off the wall. I tried
to go out, I tried to pick his ass up and he fucking fell off and died.
Right now we're smooth for good. We're rolling. We're rolling. We're rolling
We hug the right of it here. It looks so
Oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
Right now I'm a doing part taking big. Yeah, yeah, yeah since the situation
I
Almost as fucking died
Okay, so we're definitely gonna need a winch right here. There's some ass
Yep
Come on. We got to get it around here first. Yeah, I'm out. Mm-hmm. I know you're talking about there
There's no way to make this turn no need for winching just yet. There's no way they there's no way to that edge
There's no way they're making things look like there's sideways god damn. Oh my god. Oh my god my good. Yeah
Keep that wheel. Yeah, keep plugging that right side. It's better off with a bunch of caution. Keep it going
It's gonna get dicey and a little more a little more a little more a little more a little more and stop stop
Yeah, I got the winch get the way to oh we need the winch it first
I
Hell is going on wait. Hold up. We saw that firebomb. Can we burn the ice?
I
Went anyways. Yeah, we need to release it first. Someone's getting goofy here. Can I'm resetting it?
That's fine. I'll reset it for you. Yeah, do it out there. Let's go
It's good. So where do you want me to set this down? That's the thing
Well, you know, we ain't should have heard first. You know, we ain't should have been on the roof
Oh
Got you both. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah, there we go
Got the winch milk coming on out. I got the winch hook
You like the game yeah
I'm just waiting how far can you go?
This is perfect right here. This is far as I go put it right where I'm standing right there
I think my next spot, I'm just
waiting.
Oh my god.
You're on there for a minute.
Probably better to stay out here.
Oh my god.
I winch it.
Nice and slow.
Winch it.
Oh my god.
Teamwork.
If they clutch this, I could
I can spawn back.
But if they lose, they lose.
We have to restart all over again.
This might be it.
This actually might be the run.
handle it yeah hold on let me get it you gotta be a checkpoint I'm body it I've
never been this far I have no idea what's next
he's died at that part oh stop there's something expensive there it's a
it's a limited edition toque oh my god look at this is that oh my goodness not
too bad we're drip or drown even in the slopes you know I'm saying that's
Oh my goodness take me out take me out if I get on the race hundred on the neck. That's right
It's like you're in a bad land. I'm so gentle with you right now
I'm looking
It's looking pretty safe in here so far. I like it. You gotta watch out for poofers. Aren't you have that nail gut in your mind?
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, you're making it
If you want some Sosa, you let me know. You know I got that ready. Oh, there's so much battle here, just perfect
We're bringing you back boys
You bring them back, I'll repair the B-star
welcome back welcome back did you like my game with a sneaker in my mouth did you
like my RPLs RP being dead that's why I wasn't talking thank you we got one of
these bad boys cooking with gas why you do the hammer though to grab that
metal jib what that was that was that was clutch as fuck you got I didn't
you guys to make that turn that was actually terrifying professionals good
shit I live in this type of territory put me up on the roof for this let me on
the roof right here yeah the roof is where it's at fuck you nephew oh shut
him or I missed here yo all right everybody in that everything I'm on
I got a power drill, we're gonna need that.
What about an extra, is there any good stuff in here or no?
We use one of the engine oils.
Oh we got three goats coming up boys.
A gang of goats.
Get the mail, get ready coconut.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Alright, I'm jumping in.
clear mouth
clear mouth clear mouth
don't have it
fuck you gary
let him out of that
oh fuck oh fuck
he's
fuck out of here
i hate goats
get him boys get him
i'm out of ammo i'm out of ammo
i need meds
i got two switches i've got two switches
i'm coming out coming in
can I power drill those ghosts we're running them over I'm doing this bitch in
the first gear second gear fuck you Rudolph yeah
I
Go not a reindeer. Oh
Thank you, thank you
This exon is
Do we have to take a left? I think oh, yeah, back it up. Yeah, it's a straight shot down chief
I think if we fall here, we're definitely gonna die
What do you want me to throw you on the roof?
the hill you mean I'm on the on the roof of the car yeah what's that oh that's
your map whoa what the hell is on everybody yeah my dad oh yeah
mmm that doesn't help what's so funky ever look it's like it is let me take a
look here let me take a look myself here oh go ahead go ahead I'm an expert in
this field that's right
Yeah, this looks like more of a bath. I mean it's smooth sailing
Oh, we got some planes here's two windtooks. I'm gonna make the bridge for his boys
Let's get this on the roof ASAP our work
All right, I'm coming
I'm coming
We might have to remove that ice wall first
Maybe the planks I feel like if you rip say really
Yeah, that beside boys let a professional handle this yeah, go you're better handling wood than I
Make sure you those planks are nice and wide
All bets you see the big one. Well, what do we do about this iceberg right here?
I think we got a couple we got a blow
I got this
Come to me come to me
Under a car it's under a car
The power
it you know what's all this shit right down here look at all this there's all
this like stuff down here look at that does that look expensive oh my god we
need that right there that was the car up guys oh my god there's a whole bunch
of goop I think we got to go up around another nitroglycerin for the size
that's right that's rough no okay we can park the truck right here we were
I'm going in gentlemen with that thing
I was scary wouldn't it be easier for you to just throw you on to that thing from here or from over there
You got this penis all you oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, what how do they guys help help? Please help me
Please help. I got I got clutch under the bridge
Boys I eat this a rock you can climb down and come grab me
No guys, I'm making the executive call. I'm the captain now. We're leaving him in the snow
We're leaving him. We're just oh shit. Oh my god. You lost another man's busted the legs. We just lost another man
a baby I will send you a thousand blessings your dad stop talking you're
breaking our P my legs are you're being a certain date they're dead oh this is
not good this is okay how do we come out the how do we help what do we want to do
rock down that rock and you come for a baby with the fifth and Al okay I'm
coming hang on the fetus both of us should go if I died that I'm dead so
you should like there's no chance of dying you just walk down the thing yeah
walk down the thing you got this just walk down the rock it's at a slant that's
right yeah I got a baby died got me stressed out you have peanut I'm down
in the bottom of the trenches oh shit oh here he is I got him thank you boss
Yes, oh shit teamwork. Well, you just got to put up fit now let me box
Really come back over here grab a second. It's having a
Carry me balls. You just got to put a fit now. Let me bow. I got you. I got you. Don't worry. Thank you so much
Sir someone with an IQ above 35 by grabbing me, I think coconut might have to go do something else
No, I got you
Okay, all right. I got an idea. I got an idea. We can use those planks to walk across that little get that goop
You know what I mean? I'm not like look at it. Beena. Can't we use that?
You can jump there. I made it but then I can jump. Good job
Just don't hold space. We need the guidance of mom. Oh somebody just fell into the canyon. Oh, no, why?
I'm good boss good
great that's so good to hear got this peanut I'm watching I don't know if we
can make that job use the planks use the planks I'm telling you here I'll
bring them over one sec you can just put it across I swear to God
You only have $500 on coconut, you only have $5.50 left.
AP dead.
I got this, I got this.
Drop me, not down there.
He said drop you.
He said drop me.
You're an actual idiot.
He said drop me.
I'm coming.
We're never getting the grozier.
Planks
We are we are look I got planks for good. We're got a bridge
Stop stop you're breaking our feet you're breaking our feet here
We got the bridge there you go buddy
Guys help me please guys guys, please help me guys
You wrote people about guys, please help get off me. Hey, uh, I
Kind of fell down there again. Oh my god. You guys are troubles. Oh
You got the plank. Yeah, good. You got this
There we go, very nice. We go. All right now. We got the night to a Christian very nice. There we go. Yeah, I
Don't trust go get up next listen
I
Need these
I make the job of kind of scowl. Let's do you do it first. Hold on. Oh my god. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Is
Oh my God.
Oh no.
Alright guys, what if we start from the technical part?
I think that might be the best solution here.
Might not be a bad idea.
Quick, quick, we start.
Oh my God.
I was cooking it.
Now what's cooking?
Are we done what to do now?
You don't like to deal.
Not die.
Put me up on the roof here, please.
Oh, man.
I'm not fucking sorry to take that.
We could have fucking used that, man.
The bullets go through coming.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, you're right.
Oh, I got a flare gun.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, I see that.
The shoot but only get one shot. I was I know what I'm shot. I actually was rough
I think it was 100% full it's got one shot in it. No time check W. If you last oh my god, that was so fucking funny
I don't think we have any metal, that's why I thought we were good.
Oh!
There goes the roof.
They were a bit more resilient than I had thought.
Those goats have had it.
Holy shit, dude.
Holy fuck.
Hey, wait.
Okay, I thought you were going to try to climb through that ice.
Oh
Use the flare penis
Fucking dead throw me off this clip
We have a roof again
I'm dead
The men work. That's right. I'm dead
You guys you're dead
Guys I'm fucking dead
You might RPS being rude right now
And role play
Oh my god those things for sure
Just dropped them we're gonna be Ali that was the fucking funny fucking thing got the best idea ever
I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking. Come here to the side. Send me out. I'm checking
Observing oh, yeah. Yeah, I see you. Yeah, use it like a repeal, right? You're gonna. I'm gonna throw you down there
All right, I'm just gonna do you a job. You need a job. Well, I got the remote first one second
Okay, I
I just just for the record who who came up with this idea?
What if I bug you ladies? I need his name her name is
Nick I mean somebody's name oh
I'll go get him. How did that not work? That was
I
How did that not work
Let me try you oh, hey
If you don't pick me up, I'm gonna die take this drill. I'm leaving you here. Hold up. Wait a second. Yeah
I'm gonna try to do I'm trying to land on that little generator or what? Yeah the generator. Yeah, I got it got it
I think we use the planks I think we use the planks
all right just jump it my dad is arthritis oh grab it grab it
it grabbing all I gotta start first smooth more bro light I don't have it
I'm enjoying a nice tall mob, bro. That's right every last puff down. You know the last game was like in Dorset Gabbard
This game makes for a smoke of cigarette. Try this one's chose. I actually do. What do I do?
You gotta unhook me I think
I can't interact with it at all. It's not letting me do a thing. Wait, why not? I don't know. I'm looking right at it
It's not letting me do anything. No, no, it's the thing below you. The penis looking thing
you penis looking thing oh yeah okay got it there we go
I'm gonna repel you back this is a top tier bleed out spot you can bleed out
somewhere chat what would you be your environment oh god oh I've got a lot of
slag out okay we're good
good good it reminds me of Sylvester Stallone in cliffhanger that's right
it has me snow
very nice try not to suck me into the bridge there we go straight up straight up
hold a little slack yeah there we go I use that bad boy on the frame of the car
got it let me get off this bitch alright we're good are you good to go okay let
me see what I do you're using to the blue thing at the top just be just gone
blue thing until the top of the screen is gonna anywhere on yeah there you go
Oh, I'm gonna do it with my friends. I'll be back. Yeah. Yeah, it's not good
Oh, don't be boy, we're looking good. We're looking good. Oh, that's not gonna be fucking good
Oh shit
I'm telling you how much slow and steady slow and steady
Oh and steady
Don't forget the two jet fuel down there. There's jet fuel down here. Yeah, there's two of them. Oh
oh my where's where's the where's the BB ad who got
we're going next to jet fuel okay I should just love you dad I don't know
what I'm doing bring you back to life
you ready a baby we had to get a baby first love asking are you ready no I'm
not ready you ready to meet your god
coconut I'm not ready to be my god guys guys
coconut where's my baby
don't do it don't fucking pick me up we're done
I let you go I literally let you go stop stop stop
I let you go I let you go don't do it
Fuck you
Between a rock and a hard place
Come here pick me up. I may be I
Can't even see you buddy. You're invisible right now, dude
We got clanks we got winches we're good we got four winch hoax generally
I'm going back. I'm going back.
Oh my god.
Oh man, I'm going to.
I've seen that.
I'm dead.
Please!
What's that guys? I think we hit a ghost tank.
It's got a root of my role playing.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Alright, let me go see if I can get him, but I'm pretty sure now I'm gonna die.
At least a winch, boss.
I can winch you down.
I'm gonna lower you down the hill.
There you go, BB.
We need those nitroglycerins.
I'm gonna go grab coconut against my better judgment.
And we're gonna get the nitroglycerins.
Oh, never mind. I see I'm about to die.
A horrible violent death.
Violent horrible death. Oh
Apparently we can nail these boards together
That's right, that's right. Are you all right?
Where's the he's gonna need a little resurrection, you know, I mean was there what's on me exactly that's it. That's it
That's you. That's you. Where is he?
What do we do?
I'm about to...
I see you cover by bugs. We grab the knives and mincemen.
We take out the eyes and we buy them.
Where is he?
I can take matters into his own hands.
We don't even need it.
What do you mean?
Well, I mean, it's a good idea to keep them, but...
Oh.
Give me a second. Let me build this bridge.
Let me build this bridge.
Can you build it?
I think so. Can I...
I'm really gonna do this, buddy.
Are we really gonna do this?
Oh fuck I missed
Aim for the bushes pussy
Aim for the fucking bushes pussy
What? How are you not dead?
Come on
Fuck it not
Where the fuck did he go?
Come on babe
Come on
Stop
How
Yeah, I think
Unreachable spot. Well, I'm gonna put the next checkpoint at once. Please
Good stuff a baby. Good driving. It's arriving. Yes. Yes
Gentlemen, I really have been doing this for over two hours
speed
I'm putting it in third. You remind everybody coconut fucking dead back there
Can I have somebody on top I'm not a fucking killer
Oh
I'm more of a power bar which direction you know you want to go on top?
No, there has to be another direction miss them. No, this is like the direction the hell is this a gorge
You see a path down there brother
That is
An RV whatever
Okay
We have four of those tow hooks.
I mean, this doesn't look much better if you want.
It's not real, you guys.
There's no way we go down there. There's no way.
How about up here?
How about up here, this way?
That's impossible, too.
We got to winch it down like we did that one mountain.
You come on.
What about this one, Peanut?
Oh my God.
This game is even better than the Gavilan game.
This one, I think we go down there.
If you don't talk it out and throw them off, see if he dies, see if it shape rides.
This stuff.
What do you think?
What the fuck?
I mean, such a bollocks.
I'm going to tell you, there's nothing down there.
We're not supposed to be going down there.
I'm pretty sure.
I think I could be on it when we go down there.
They would send us downwards?
Yeah.
I got an idea.
Oh, he's dead?
I don't know how I survived the gentle cubs.
What the fuck are you doing here?
I'm gonna revive you one more time.
If you fucking grab me, I swear to God.
I swear to God, I'm killing you and I'll never revive you again.
I have an idea gentlemen I will try you got see cook yeah this is my idea too
and then ties to that tree.
The lagged coconut.
Yes, hold on, hold on.
Yes, but there is another tree.
There is another tree.
Come on, coconut.
Come on.
I think this is going to be dicey.
We're going to pitch to the left.
I think we're going to find a thousand
here doing this route I have another idea what's what what's that
it's not telling down there what if we just propelled out of the mountains
straight now
Okay, hold on.
Okay, I see you.
Wait, what about that?
Baby? Baby.
Yeah, look, look, there's wings down there, Bryce.
Baby.
Yes, yes, yes.
I wasn't gonna do it.
Careful when you get out.
Okay, now we win.
up the cliff i got the other three how did he knock me out oh my god oh we're doing
we are cooking brother i don't know what's after that
oh we're cooking right here oh we're cooking we're cooking cereal there's nothing
patch of three I mean reverse yeah reverse I do not make fun of my accent
mr. nut I was just born this way
well all right well I think I was the truck I talk guys but it guys I think if
we just go look there's time to sit down there I can see so many items that's
where it wants it to go. What if it's a bait? What if it's a bait man? What if it's doing that?
It's baiting us to go down there so we die. I don't see a path. I don't know how to do it boys.
How did he get us this close to that ridgid again? Yeah. Doing the same thing?
I
Yep, oh
We're going to turn left turn left
Okay, okay, good luck gentlemen
Inside I want you
The dirt that wheel all the way lab Oh fuck
Okay, yep, oh fuck watch you to drive
Drive where?
Lab.
I love your Jack!
What?
Alright, this ain't fucking Batman!
What are we doing?
What the fuck are we doing?
Do it, Empire! Do it, Empire! Do it, Empire!
No, no, no, this is it. This is the play.
Alright, alright, jump in, grab those winches real quick.
Got it, got it, got it.
I've seen this in Fast and Furious before.
I
Way how the fuck
Wait, how I think this is it wait guys guys guys. How am I gonna get back at this?
All right, throw me
How are you gonna put it on the top? We hold up wait? I'll mention it
All right, you want me to do you?
Honestly, I see you just throw it down there since that's what we're going. Anyway, throw it right there
All right. Yeah, yeah, shouldn't we put another one?
Shouldn't we put another one right there?
Where you shit wait wait Pino what about this one?
Pino lost the lunch you lost the fucking lunch, dude. We're fucked and I don't know how me and Pino gonna get off this rock
And we'll ride it like Mary's fucking poppins will ride the company will ride the car like Mary
oh my god this is so scary okay let's see how low i can get you yeah yeah a
little lower a little lower i think we're almost there all right i'm gonna
ride it like Mary Poppins listen down here that's as far as it goes that's it
it's it i'm gonna i'm gonna how about that
all reverse like full reverse and then cut it
it's like Mary Poppins y'all go go go cut it
I'm reversing yeah cut the winch
I need you to hop off and throw me up the car
we're we're dead if this is what we do
throw me up the car alright throw me directly up
hold it hold it
I'm grabbing the wings. We're good. We're good. We're good. Uh, there's there's a nitroglycerin
We're good
But here is the new plan gentlemen. Here's the new plan
Okay, I'm gonna jump up behind us and I'm gonna quickly swap the wins
As fast as I can
someone's got to be holding the left click on the winter mode I could do that
toss with a winch I'm down here that's gonna work I'm down here that's the
watch I'm down here I have to do the
wintry hook so Venus has to grab the
wintry remote pass the remote down I'm
getting the remote I got you hold on
I'm here almost I'm full okay
it's a scary I'm just gonna put it in
Park you guys don't mind just for a minute
I'm so close if you can throw me into the passenger seat of the front. I think I'm gonna try to reach it
You gotta like press space. Yeah, wait. He just got it. Yeah, you're in here. I need to put the witchy hook
I need to put the witchy hook. It's my main mission. Okay, Peter. Peter. I'm gonna launch you up ready
Yeah, I'm gonna try to get the room. Yeah, there we go. Okay. Hey, wait, look what Peter's what?
I would do the same thing in for the pick up driver's fee. I have the witchy hook in my hand
You don't aim for it
Okay, so it's a real idea. I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking to be out to be out to be out
to be out. We're so close. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Don't tell me don't tell me don't tell me.
Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, let's have the winch the winch hook.
Look at 180. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna die. You got to throw me into that.
the past. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Release the
wind from the back one. I need you to grab the wind and pull
it as tight as you can on the front. If I can get in, I
think I got it. I just need to get in. Okay. Oh, he's dead.
We have one more fit now. We have one more fit now from you to the past your suit. Oh
My god beautiful
And win the front wins as hard as you can
Okay, one second. It's a little dicey when I get out of the seat
It just drops me out of the car. So I'm trying to figure out a way to not do that
Try this. Yeah, what if I toss code up to you you catch them?
Ready? Yeah, can I do that one?
Got you. Okay. Let me down
All right good. Oh, no, I got to get your charm
Look up and toss them. Yeah, I'm gonna throw you up straight in this direction. Okay?
Break the game play down. Oh god, just sit the seat. You're right
Okay, toss me. Yeah, I'm throwing you into the passenger like the rear one. Yeah. Yeah, you can you can move your seat
Oh yeah, there we go.
I did, I don't see a crusty on the thing.
There we go.
Okay, you ready, Kogo?
Yeah, yeah.
Three, two, one, nice.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
What am I grabbing?
The whip's a little, I got it?
Yeah, now let me explain this perfectly,
because if you do this wrong, we'll die.
I need you to double check
that their boat has the word front highlighted,
not rear, right?
Yeah.
Okay, has front highlighted?
Now what are you gonna do?
No, no, no, it doesn't have, no.
That's rear-highlighted.
Press T, press T.
Okay, now it's on front.
Okay, now what you're gonna do is you're gonna hold down
left-click and then as soon as the car starts shaking
or moving at all, you're gonna hold down right-click
for a quarter of a second and then release.
Okay.
Or you can just drop it to me and I can do it.
Yeah, honestly, just drop it to me.
like that I just say it hold on hold on I can do it
all right I'm gonna drop this I'm gonna drop it well I trust release it's
released it's not letting me release hold that release the back no no no
release release me the car oh there you threw in another canyon yeah here we
go yeah okay we're tight we're tight we're good
Oh, that's nice.
Now what you do is someone has to get to the back and release the back wedge.
You got this, Coco?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I can keep throwing you from here.
All right, all right, all right.
I'm going to press, I'm going to stand up.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm going to throw you.
Hold on, hold on.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, get ready.
I need to release the wedge.
Yeah.
Okay.
Get ready to hit each.
All right, yeah.
One, two, three.
Nice you get it. No, yeah, let's try again. Hey, one, two, three, and then I need to open
the bathroom door and I need to get back to the door. Good call. Good call. Yeah. All right.
And this one, let's throw him up. That's what I'm doing on the roof. On the roof?
I mean, he's going to go around the window. I don't think that's going to work. Yeah,
Yeah, open the door Coco. You always got it. Nice nice. He's cooking
Get that back over the door. Okay. This time we'll throw you up and you yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah one two three
It was a good one I threw you into the cabinet. Okay now
How do I
How do I get it?
I'm trying good. It's tough. It's tough. Jump on the cabinet on the other side. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Cross from you. Cross. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. Okay. Oh no. No. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, go to the right. Oh shit wait I could die. I could die. Am I dead?
Got me. I guess you get you grab me grab me. Yeah, okay. I told me to the chair. Yeah
There's our other remote is not the same as these we need. Nice. Just losing it. I think wait
I
Fuck oh fuck. Oh shit guys this is our last revive
Can we release with the remote?
No, you can't release it for the remote. No, it only all it does is give it max slack
We need to actually I understand. I'll do it to satisfy everyone, but release
Yeah, just give it back slack back slack. I
I think I need to drink alcohol and then you throw me maybe. No Cougar. I see you don't be okay. Yeah
Yeah, it's right to me. Let me chair my chair. No, no. Got you. Yeah, okay
Okay, I'm gonna throw you into the passenger seat first and then he just get in the cabin on the left side
We all the way up all the way up all the way up. Okay all the way up
Hey one two
three
Nice one. Oh my god perfect perfect
Okay, okay, you can wait now listen coconut you got that remote. Yeah. Yeah
Okay, what you're gonna do is when I release is you're gonna you're gonna do this is gonna explode our car already now
You're gonna hold down left click as soon as I actually I think it's very tight
But hold that left click as soon as I release okay, and then as soon as it's like it's 180
And it's in a better position. You just stop doing anything. Okay, okay, and the car starts freaking the fuck out
Hold down right leg. Okay. Okay. Okay. Give me a countdown
Okay, we're all right
I'm holding it so I died. All right. Listen. Let go let go let go. What you want to do is you want to hold down right?
Click nice and easy and let them down
Yeah, release the slack. Oh
I'm flat on the rear part because I'm full that I'm full that yeah oh my goodness
You have to reverse at the same time very slowly I'm reversing and I'm wait no it's just a wire
it's the wire thing the wedge at the front you can't move with it
you go on rear I'm on front yeah it's because we need someone to push for right here coconut
You see where I'm at get under the car and push it up push the bottom out
Okay under the car under the coming in the push notes around
Yeah, oh, yeah, push yeah
It's not actually push anything just kids
What about the lift, you know the tire lift?
Yeah, put the jack underneath the rear of the truck Coco like right where the rear tire is
Oh, you held down right click right right right right click right now
Hey, it's it full slack. Yeah, we need we need the lift thing
Yeah
We just stuck very close no no no it's the rear end of the the RV is pitched in
Thank you grab it
I'm gonna jump out of my car seat, okay? Hold on a second. We're almost down. We're down
Close to me that almost worked
I mean, we're upside down we were sweet
Explosions roll down in the middle of RV while we were going down a cliff
Ooh, that's nice of us, man.
I thought it was pretty good considering.
It's pretty, not too bad.
Not too bad.
Oh, my God.
That work out there was good work.
All right, we're speed running this.
We're speed running this.
You guys ready?
Yeah.
This is the front feed.
It's the front we like to have broken,
so you can climb it out of it.
Oh, got it, got it, got it.
Ah, shit.
It's the rear.
Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. We do it. What happened? Why didn't pull up chat? All right. Everybody head boys. I mean
I say, we have how many nitroglycerides we have right now. Just one
Get past that part. There's some lotion in there. What with the giant ice testicle
Say again the giant ice testicle can you get through this with one nitroglyceride?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you just gotta hit it properly
Let's do it. Let's do it.
I'm gonna have you throw it, cuz you're the only one who knows how to do that.
Yo dude, mad money. Give me the $20 donation in Super Chat dude. Thank you man.
Thank you.
Fuck them goddamn goats man.
Die you motherfucker!
I think we still have to repair the car though. That was a good call.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I'll cast the lynch and hug to you. All right. Here we go. Here we go. There's what I'm gonna do
Fetus and coconut you guys grab the oh fuck. There's a city. Oh, we're under attack
CC you see how the flare works DC how the fair work
All right, Phoenix and coconut you guys get the two witch and hooks behind us on the roof
and maybe you throw the the thingy and then come to be able to repair the car
with that red thing it's too right behind us to you know let me load this up
with planks I need a boost up peanut oh my god you
blew it up nice all right have you got my hood tacked this witcher hook to you
okay boss knock it I can jump it I can jump it oh wait no no you're right
get back up though yeah let me load this plank up I think we can use this
one sec one sec one sec all right all right all right oh i'm not gonna let you
crack
you got this you got this all right i got a pull you got a pull no no no oh
oh shit oh wait oh
I
I'm here. I got the one thing that's me
Okay, I don't see fetus ever got coconut coconut. I'm ready my special little guy. Come on boys
I'm right on the roof. Oh, no need for that boys. I
He said he's a jump down there. Oh, cool. I need to jump down there crap that orange penis. All right
Nice nice
Are you good or you dead? Oh, he's good. He's good. He's good. He's okay. He's gonna wake back up
My dad, Chad.
Get the ball, bitch.
Get Cocoa.
Get Cocoa to try.
Chad, am I dead?
I think Cocoa's got it.
Get the ball.
Am I dead?
Sometimes.
You'll get up.
All right.
You're my special little guy.
All right.
Here you go.
All right.
There we go.
I can't talk to the R.P.
That I'm dead.
You come over here, boss.
There you go.
Time you up.
I'm ready to go.
All right.
Dude, how did I die?
all right whatever you ready bud okay no pressure yeah I might just have to and
then you grab him you grab the orange penis get the penis pull us in I got a
a whole lot of dick attached to me that's right we're getting pulled oh shit oh fuck oh fuck yeah
this is fucking crazy man
that's some Tom Cruise shit right now yeah everybody oh careful careful yeah straight in straight in
Tom Cruise made Top Gun one of my favorite movies
There we go. There we go. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Good work. I'm glad we
repented that car. You talking to me? You just drove the car. Yeah, just tell the,
like, yeah, deal it up. There you go. You just drove the car. He's what, he's what,
I'll show you boss. Oh, wait, did you just drop that? Oh? Oh? Oh my god, what happened?
What happened? CoCo?
Why I was repairing it this one took it from my hand
How could it be possible to verge a teleport all the way over there?
Maybe it was a
Here we go. Yep. Here we go. Here we go
All right, here we go. All right, go ahead one more time ready by
Three-for-three. Oh, yeah, got that orange dick tightly wrapped around my fingers. Let's go back a bunch. Yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah
Dude, what do I do?
There we go looking good looking good
We go look at good boys, dude. I had no idea
Why does it not seem like I didn't do I did not press Q I promise I'm definitely not I'm getting
I might slip you on the ground, what the hell is going on?
Why are you not getting closer?
Really?
I'm trying, I'm working on it.
If you go too far, reset the wire.
How could I possibly know that?
I can hear it, but it's not doing anything.
I don't know, maybe it's slack?
Okay, now we're cooking the gas.
Are you coming out?
What the hell is going on?
I'm holding down the button.
I'm trying I'm trying I can only do so much for it look before why is it working
What if I walked around can I just walk up? I'm pretty sure if you let me down like I don't know
That's right that's right
Almost and how does spider-man do it look lot of practice
almost come on a little more little more little more
you see hold down like this right here
right on the bottom part right here you see right here you just look right here
left here we got a bit of a problem
I told you I didn't do nothing
it goes out of range
it goes out of range boss
arrange my god guys guys I'm gonna tell you okay watch me ready I've got the
board penis I stand right here I hold left click then I was trying to repair
the rear all right I'm gonna grab a beer I'm gonna grab a beer you guys know you
can you only have to stand in one spot and repair it you don't have to go
around yeah that's what I realized that I'm an idiot
it happened oh four for four okay hold all right one two three all right all
right here we go I'm gonna lower you back down and you grab our friend
maybe okay I could see him down there
good that's good to hear good to hear you don't see me getting closer again I
think the problem is it's it seems to clip on this rock or something I don't
know it's going all stretch Armstrong just keep it going keep it going it's
working now it's working hey guys I'm cooking up some burgers oh yeah you guys
want some burgers come on in got two of them cooked up so far
any time now whatever you're ready
I'm not sure, but they're cooking up pretty nice.
There we go, straight up, straight up.
There we go.
Justice for Coco here.
There we go.
Hey, it's working.
There it is, there it is, there it is.
Why do the burgers look like baloney?
I'm not sure but they're cooking up pretty nice
I had four of them for you for us guys. Oh hell. Yeah, it's pretty good
We set the winch right nice. We have some coca-cola or something
I can do that I can do that
We'll just take the rock right you the route the route
wait you guys are gonna need some more explosive stuff later on I'm gonna die I
I I don't oh god I'm gonna die too all the goat just knocked me to the mountain
I'm dead
I'm telling you next time we'll just use the winch we'll use the winch next time
come on eat a burger I made some burgers for us die die and burn it out
I'm missing burgers for us, man.
I thought we could all eat together.
You guys actually have to get the explosives though.
You need it for later on.
I guess a lot of us ate the explosives.
Okay, that's what you said about the jet fuel last time.
And we did.
There you go.
Alright, grab some jet fuel and jet back up boys.
You guys are the dumbest motherfuckers this way, god.
Listen, I can edge for the last 20 minutes.
Those goats had a vendetta, right?
That's right.
Thank you.
You love the goats, man.
This goat's straight.
Man!
Where'd you go this way?
Well, they're having fun dinner in a movie.
It's great.
I
Want my burgers all right then man
The same fucking spot
Don't look back that's where to God just go to walk in is the goats. Oh my god
Burgers anyways after chat we're good for safe. Oh, all right. You guys ready? Hey Peter come here take this
Thank you. Thank you. You got it nice. I got knocked out. I was at the far somehow.
Oh, that's a good vodka here.
Sorry, we got plenty of time to go through this part. We're not going anywhere.
What the fuck? Dude, just fucking rip it. No, rip it down. What? Just rip it down the man.
What
Rip it down the mountain. What's the worst thing happening? Why don't we start?
Why don't we start?
To get across that bridge with you three again. Hey, I cook the stuff some fucking awesome burgers
I made some burgers for us
where is the winch are they all on top still
we have one of the loss of the roof
I wonder if they were here a minute ago I don't know where it went
it fell out it fell out
I see three so we're gonna I'm gonna toss one down
okay who's at the back
oh I got some turbo
thank you boss all right I should be going out this way
Alright, we're gonna wince it, we're gonna drive down.
Okay, you might drive in the...
Uh, uh, uh, I mean, Phoenix, you might drive in the car.
Yeah, no problem.
I could drive?
I could drive.
Yeah, no, I know, I need you for a more important task.
What's that?
Oh, I need you to sit here and keep watch for any Pumas.
Alright.
I got it nowhere.
Keep your eyes open.
My eyes are open.
Don't let any Pumas sneak up on us.
I won't let you, I won't do that.
Good.
You're my special little guy, you do that, go get it.
Oh, thank you, peanut.
All right, go ahead, please, down, right down here.
OK, I'm just going forward then, letting off guard.
Yes, sir.
And maybe to the right a little bit.
Maybe to the right a little bit.
Right over here, bud.
Yeah, just a little bit closer to your ears.
Oh, my god.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Oh!
Oh, my god.
Was that was a baby
My baby is just fell out of the car
Baby is he wasn't wearing a seatbelt. Yeah, he didn't buckle up. That's the law. That's what happens. All right, so
Where do we go from here?
You gotta write like Mary Poppins peanut yeah, you can slide down I think it's a good idea to stay up there
so you can unwinch or
wait hold on
hold on wait
I guess we're just doing it the exact same way we did it last time, fuck it
yeah, I'm spamming
wait I see the Vatric Lesserid
I say it, don't be careful
yeah I see it
we got two there, where?
there's two right in front of us
oh my god
we need someone to jump down and grab them
alright, alright, I'll jump down, I'll jump down
little further, little further, little further
that's as far as we go, that's as far as we go
alright, that's perfect
I'm jumping
oh fuck I jumped I'll move the
national bush for over here
alright guys look at me Peters I'm
dropping over right here yeah I see
it yeah hey boss
I'm gonna I'm gonna review my way yet
watch yeah it's right there the little
I got you by the guys I got some more
burgers I can make more burgers later
guys yeah yeah what the fuck with the
fuck holy shit it's a bird
where are you are you get up get up let it be down let me down
don't make sure we're with the remote go oh okay let me down let me down wait he's coming back
I
Hunked the horn at him
How do we get you down
I hear what we do I'm gonna throw you into the passenger see a baby
Who that you told me to be me you get me
Yep, what about that bird?
Fuck that bird
Tell me up there
Are you trying to be back?
Go ahead. Oh
We're trying
Very good very good
Thank you, but oh no no no no oh my god. Oh, yeah, you ready to catch them flip around if you want
You have to be there to catch me, boss. You have to be there to catch me. We have two more vibes.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Okay, okay, okay, you ready? We're just gonna wing it. You ready, biz, boss?
Oh, I'm ready.
What are we winging?
Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!
Okay, we're good?
I think I need to push the car. I'll push it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I think I got this.
Listen, we need the jack.
We need the jack.
No, we just need to grab some metal.
We're not going to find some metal.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
I'm going to do that jack.
Can you go get it?
OK.
You got it?
Let's see.
If we don't repair this thing, it's over.
It's a yellow thing right there.
Right there, yellow thing.
The square.
Do I damage?
I think you need to pull me up a bit.
If we're not unhooked yet, pull me back up a little bit.
And let me get a bit of a rolling start.
I think that should flatten us out.
Yeah, we'll pull the winch on the rear up a bit.
Oh, fuck.
We've got to move to completely.
Dude, our brogues are gone.
We're fine.
We're making progress a little bit.
What about the jack?
You got the jack?
Put it under the front, like the front center
of the truck right now.
We're good.
Yeah, I'm trying to.
Oh, got it.
Oh, you got it?
Yeah.
We're moving.
We're almost there.
Little more.
Little more, little more, little more, little more.
You can also winch the front end too.
Hey pick me up, pick me up, the eagle killed me.
Got your game?
Thank you, thank you, you got me.
The eagle fucking killed me.
Hey Pina, take one of those winch hooks,
put it like 12 o'clock to the front of the windshield
on the edge of that rock
and then tie the front wing in
and I think we can pull it up.
Shoot.
Alright, go ahead and pull that thing,
it's all you guys.
Oh my god.
Little more, little more, little more, little more.
Oh my god.
We are so low on health. We are so low on health.
Oh, we are here. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
We are here.
I found metal.
And...
Repair. Repair.
We are going to repair everything.
Okay, got it.
Repair again.
Wheels, everything. Engine.
And there's one of those, uh, the welding machines down there.
Dude, you're right.
Very nice. Very nice.
It's very close, but...
I think we might need another winch or you just slam it
I'll tell you both some both slam. That's for sure
Down here
What the hell I'm at night day night day in and out like a robbery
Hey, I'm gonna cook us some more burgers guys hundred on the neck. Yeah, that sounds good. Yeah, I'll cook us some burgers
Yeah, I need one man. I got you I got you. I do love
Thank you Burger 2, I eat Burger as well.
I'm starving, I'm famished.
You want something good, guys?
We're out of poverty level.
What, 85%? Not bad.
Okay, we have engine oil also.
I think we do.
I remember putting some in here.
Oh shit.
When do you guys come down to the right?
Fuck.
And uh...
I'm not far scaring the Eagles
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna change this winch and hook to the back one. I'll tell you what chat
And then we're gonna we're gonna do the same thing we just did but now this fountain
Why don't one of you guys
It's not that big of a drop
It's ready ready
Wait, no, no, no!
Oh, I'm parking?
Yeah, make sure that's not sitting under the tire.
To the right! To the right!
To the right!
Come to the right!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's no parking's at all, dude.
There's nothing.
Oh, good thinking, boss.
All right, okay.
Do his plan.
Just drive out there.
Okay, so we're driving to the right,
I can't really see anything out the windshield here.
Yeah, you might have to back up a little bit and then yeah tell me where to go
Okay, I'm gonna go real slow nice and slow
How do I put this in reverse this clutch the clutch yeah clutch bottom. Yeah, it's no burgers man. There's no more
Yeah, yeah, I'm on it. I'm on it. We can't go any further. It's gonna be tight
Yeah, yeah, the car is really good with it.
That's a good point.
The car is not good with it.
Yeah, we can't move down.
This is going to be like an 800 point turn.
I'll try my best.
Well, what if we just win you down here, Bonds?
We don't even need to get all the way down here.
We just need to get you close enough to repair.
You know what I mean?
You know, the repair thing and just walk it over there.
Yeah, can't just walk it over to his right. You just walk it over. Yeah, come pick me up. I think you might have to pick me up from this little corner
Right here. I can't jump up there
You stay put for now. Yes. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, it's all on it up. It's like right here
What if we just push it? Oh, you're good thinking good thinking we need some beer for that. We got your beer
I'll check the fridge. We're out of beer
Drink the last vodka. Oh nothing in here. Oh
Shit, we're out of here. All right. What about this?
What if he wins the back one to the old wins and turn it?
Yep, yes
Yeah, do I look the Dutch will go through and put in the car
Yeah, come come come come come come come come stop
Yeah, it parts and reversing in reverse. Yeah, I have no visibility where I'm at. So our heart. Yeah. Yeah.
There you go. Not too bad. Not too bad. All right. Let me just keep that winch there just in case.
Is this the route we're going to take? Bro, how is this even possible?
you guys tell me no you, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, GO, GO, GO,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,
GO, GO.
Keep going, keep going.
Go that bad boy in part.
From Park.
Keep right.
I'm keeping right.
I'm making a little more.
More.
Yeah, good.
Maybe another, maybe another little bit.
You got here to be got here
This lost the win oh my god the winch the winch just fell out
We drove over the wedges just push it out
There we go there we go
What do I do with the next was what's right bring it guys
It's not part, but yeah, but
now we're good boys mm-hmm yeah all right now we propelled to the bottom of the
mountain ready yes first gear you tell me when we're tied in what sharply left
going first gear and drive wait no no wait wait we make sure it's okay yeah
make sure you're hooked up first okay we're hooked up we're good boy turn left
and drive okay turn left I'm just cranking it left in full sin is that
we want yes okay one two three
okay you sure about that was that come on fire
Park
What was that?
Okay, okay
Important park
I've burned my eyebrows all post
There's no way to dodge
Did we run over night to visit again?
I did say there was one left on the edge of the cliff
I know
I feel like we should have picked that one up
What is it doing?
It's a fucking night to visit out of the car
Wait, I brought it in
No no no
what what what what what what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong oh my god oh there it goes
the other nine months okay that's good though get it out of the way yeah remote for the winches at
the bottom of the mountain oh yeah i know i'm gonna go get out of here i got what i got what i got
I gotta put one in here, I gotta, I gotta, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Let me go and take this man here, light the car again.
Let's repair the car again.
Okay, repair it.
Let's honk it for Eagles.
Can we go ahead and grab that thing?
And then, uh, go get like, grab grey fuel, not red, grey and put it in the engine.
Oh, shit.
There we go, ready?
You wanna repair that bad boy?
We need to fix the tires.
Yeah, we'll, yeah, we'll fix the tires.
You have to fix everything.
I don't know how we can get explored by fucking guys with this red.
That's not an end game.
I kind of see metal over there, but...
Fuck it, we don't need a wheel.
We're not even using wheels right now.
That's right, we're slid.
Did you put it?
you tell me what this is all sorts of fucked up oh my god oh my god this is all sorts of
fucking thinking real hard over here come on let's drop it boss wait hold on just teach me
just teach me man click on the damn thing oh okay
all right what's the next what's the next class buddy boss there's even a second button on
your mouse well it wasn't the next thing I do okay I'm gonna get back in
line and sit down then spoke the cigarette it is we do the same plan but
this time we're gonna explode and dive real okay left to right mouse left full
cranks all right you say the words you had a running start
Tell me when to go left stone park. All right. I'm letting no let go park. We'll tie it
Go ahead. Okay. One two three
I don't know where it is though. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I see it. It's black. Yeah, yeah, yeah
No, you're left you're left yeah to the left
No, keep going keep going right there
Yeah, that's what I saw too go all right go to go to your left
Here there's two down here. I what do I have to go be I'm gonna be all right
Down there. I hope you look no, you'll die
Okay, I'll say up here that you know I just have to clear it up stow for me to see their boat
The cars tweak the cars tweak in there. No, that's just me. I'm getting a little I'm getting I'm sitting sideways here
You're getting the hydro is going
Got some Mike Jones pumping
I
Can help you look if I jump
Okay
What have you catch me
All right catch me catch me ready
Peanut, I'm trusty with my fucking life.
Don't do it now, okay?
I'm right here, I'm right here, I'm right here.
Alright, I'm gonna jump.
Okay.
Oh, fuck!
I got you, fuck!
Oh, man.
Wait!
I need to play an egg.
I see the tape recorder! I see it!
Wait, the remote? Where?
It's on me! Wait, oh no, that's a bunch of... That's the pole that we lost.
I can see under the snow kinda.
Yeah, I- are you the crown to this game?
Oh, I'm the crown.
The remote landed right here. The remote landed right in the area.
Yeah, I- it's gotta be close.
There's also nothing in the remote that went over here, too.
Wait, can you pick up a dead body and stick his head in the snow?
Oh, good thinking, good thinking, oh my god!
Oh, yeah, we use you guys like a metal detector.
Meow!
I'm looking.
Mom knows.
I'm looking, I'm looking, Peter.
This is actually working, I can see everything down here.
Wait, is that it?
That's a rock.
No, keep going straight, keep going straight.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Oh my god, Genji's a fucking genius.
For sure.
I knew becoming down here would be meta.
Here you go, right, go right.
What is that?
Go left a little, go left, go left a little.
Okay.
Straight more, straight.
Right, keep going straight.
Is that it?
Oh that's a tire.
Oh wait, wait, go right, go right.
I see something, I see something.
You see your boys?
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
Find that remote, you're in my-
You're in my damn, you're in my-
straight he goes straight he goes straight straight
I was just scrapping metal fuck oh my god
all right go go go go go we have no no no don't grab it yeah just leave it
there
no go right now you know go right metal find me the remote
I'm looking man
dude I don't think I don't think it's here okay I think there's two there's
believe two in this pile I know what I saw it come down here no but what if it's
like stuck on the rocks no no no I'm telling you I saw this I know that both
of them are in this pit I witnessed both of them ball in this man I witnessed it
they're 100% down here both of them well I see it's right here it's right
Right in front of me, right in front of me.
You serious?
I swear to God.
I don't need you anymore, Prissy.
I'm not telling you where it is, man.
Where is it?
No, I'm not telling you.
You revealed your true colors.
No, where is it?
I'm not telling you.
Nope.
Go get it, you have to do it.
Call me daddy and I'll tell you.
Oh my God.
Call me daddy and I'll tell you where it is.
I'm not calling my metal detector daddy.
Call me daddy.
Where's my thing?
Call me papa.
I'm dragging my thread.
Call him daddy, please.
To the left, to the left, to the left.
Wait, where do I left you up right here where my face is I don't know where my
It's like towards the wall. You got it. It's right here. I really saw your hand near it. I
Move your friend
You gotta move me. It's right there. Oh, we got an engine show me on my screen. Everybody said controller on my screen
It's right there
to your left yeah you're looking at it you're looking at to your right a little
to your right to your right left a little little left a little Jesus what
are you a fucking owl you you have to turn your neck that whole way look at
the fucking what you're right you're right to your left there you go you
got it you got it let's go are you ready boys keep it on full foes right now
you see me you see me she but I'll bow bow you know let me get you a spot with your
wads okay I'll set you up pop you up pop you up fuck yourself yeah but where'd
I'm stuck in the fucking snow. You're right. You're right right straight
Behind you
Yeah, you got me back you man
I'll pop you up. I'll pop you up that way you can watch okay. I'll watch alright here. We go shit, right?
They okay boys. He's in the car chair
I got candy paint hanging off the frame. I'm ready to go. Holy shit. This is a great view
you. Put on, put on, what's that one song you said the other day, uh, Peter, but not
some Peter Pan, some Peter Pan. I got a little bit of a, oh, you want some, you want some
Absolutely
Got it go in the discord here goes here goes
Hell yeah, you don't have to ask me
We're back, baby
I
Put it back on that's all we can do right now folks
Okay, is a baby so alive up there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Okay, this is this is up to you by I was so close to unwinging this thing so many times
Listen to be the ID shoot to do something so important
Okay. I need you to go. You see that patch of snow on your left? On your right? On your left?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Well, you should hop down there with a wind chug. So grab a wind chug.
Wind chug first.
John, am I cool?
Yeah, let me find a wind chug real quick.
Let me just take a look. There's got to be one around here somewhere.
Make sure you put it in park for you just for the time being.
Okay, okay, it's a park. Yep. Her safety.
You go ahead and throw that bad boy in the park, okay?
A couple honks and eagles.
So about the winch hook.
Do you have any other room?
I'm so fucking cool.
Boss, we're gonna have one, but I can't get there.
Sometimes you can glitch yourself through the roof
and grab it really quickly.
Me?
Yeah, you!
I'm there enough a mile away!
I'm about to get the other winch
bench and take it up to him
what
you probably walk up the side right there you see
there there's a
20 month recent thank you thank you so much
welcome back man
oh shit i'm on mountains going
i have what i have what i can touch to you ready
where are you
i've seen you look
look to the back right
cool as a motherfucking cucumber
i'm not in the truck i'm above you
oh shit
oh look up look up look up
I'm near the top way.
I'm above you, I'm above you, I'm behind you, I'm behind you.
You right?
Up.
Look up.
Ready to meet?
Oh, shit.
Ready to meet? Two, one, catch!
No pressure here, I'm just hanging off the side of a mountain cliff right now.
Don't worry, we got one more.
I'm gonna throw it down there, okay?
I'm gonna throw it down where that orange thing is.
Got it?
Oh, my...
I'm gonna come down there.
Listen, you gotta, first of all, I need to get tossed back up there because that winch
is still hooked.
No, no, no, we can even.
Yeah, it's just realistically possible in real life.
It's a winch really that strong.
I'm in a bit of a pickle here, boss.
Yeah, so I'm dead, Habibi.
You're so close right now
No, right the remote. Yeah, yeah, where is that? I just read my idea. Are you good at this right there?
There you go. All right now once you do is you to hop on the roof
Rav a winching hook put it on the front one and then attack
I
Can I get something can we restart and just eat it off the hill see if we survive
Before you do that, okay, you just get you down a cocoa real quick
I'm seeing I'm seeing the light here. I mean we're close
We're like one little dangles down
You don't want fuck it on hand on winching TV to drive it down. Fuck it. All right, let me put it in
on wench
How am I supposed to talk?
You just hop on the back of it
Okay, so
Let's see so feel it's what I want you to do
That is the funny
Are you fucking kidding you see the position
I'm gonna I'm gonna leave this thing I'm gonna fly through this windshield
This is a lot of fun, I don't do variety okay, but this is so funny
funny swap to the passenger seat without falling out of this is so fucking funny
space and then you get really bad I don't do variety at all okay okay what you
turn your care of first that's what I'm trying to do like my chair and my
driver's seat it doesn't seem to cheer it doesn't seem to do that I think it's
only the passenger seat all right this is easy light work light work all right
once you got the buckle you just said it was a hounder I'm dead
We're safely parked. Okay. Yeah, make sure you park.
Oh my, I just flew an O.
You guys see that? Okay, okay.
Okay, I'm turning around. I gotta go all the way up.
Oh my god. Yeah, this is like Jurassic Park, man.
You can see that movie. This is how scary this is.
I got this.
God, you got this. This is easy. This is the light one for you.
Oh, Jesus. Okay.
Is Pina breaking you out of your shell?
I'm not here for you, boss.
Honestly, you kinda, yeah, it was fucking hilarious.
I'm actually gonna have a heart attack in real life right now.
It's his light word for you, fetus. This is light word. Come on, fetus.
Like, I've been sitting for eight and a half hours.
It's his light word for you.
And we've just been doing variety.
Okay, I'm at the furthest seat, but I don't know what else I can do here.
I mean...
Oh, over that cabinet? Yeah, over that cabinet?
Yeah?
Then jump on to it.
Okay.
Okay, hold, hold, come on, let me go lateral please let me go up this seat that's all I
gotta do a little more, a little more, a little more, a little more, a little more, a little
more, a little more.
All that breastfeeding at mature age is really paying dividends right now.
strong legs and exuberant biceps give me the strength I need that's right that's
right
like a little family guy episode like robots.
They need to cry out.
I'm trying.
I can't.
It's not letting me get past this chair.
I'm trying, boss.
I'm trying.
I'm trying everything, boss.
I don't want to let you down.
All right, one with one second.
We're trying one more time.
We have another dart.
What if you jump on the snow to your left
and try to run out?
Wait, other left, right?
You mean, yeah, OK, I see.
OK, that's looking pretty slick, boss.
That's looking like a sheer cliff face.
Alright.
It's not letting me get past this bloody point.
I'm trying everything.
Alright, we're too beautiful.
Maybe try jumping on this stolen run-up.
Or, I don't know what to do.
I need you to try jumping faster and better and stronger and higher.
I was so close. Hold on. I'm making gains. I'm making gains. Hold on.
I'm not trying though.
Hey, I'm trying everything. It just won't let me get past this line on the seat.
What if you use the metal bars of the windows and jump between them?
I'll try it.
Like you jump from the bar on your lap to the bathroom?
room. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yep. Yep. That's the
play. I'm so close. Oh, that was so close. Oh, I'm so close.
Dude, the clip's got to come out of the street. It'd be so
fucking funny. I'm not even joking. I'm trying.
I'm trying. You're taking a toke every once in a while. No, no, no. There's no time for
that right now. But Peter's been dead too. Uh, little jumps, jumpspeed. Okay. Okay.
Okay. They taught you a Darth ball, tires of creation. You know, I was under a lot of
Pressure a kick on YouTube. I think I was making mistakes. That's a kick. That was a different scenario entirely
I'm doing my best
Fucking freak out and try anything even stuff that I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it one two three
I'm still trying to go trick get going out the window trying to climb
Yeah, we're there was the window trigger where there was definitely the window trick
All right, we're going back
I go into your right and running kind of horizontal up the hell. Yeah, okay
Find a good spot some of them just let you climb
Hmm you try not jump it try not jump it try to run it
I'm running mouse is not like to go up house
Yeah, I think we I think we lost I think we're cooks gentlemen hold on hold on hold on
So
Did we finally lose?
I don't think it's possible boss. I'm trying everything. Yeah, I think that's it
I'm a little too far to resurface. I wouldn't not let me get past that little point. I
Think we might have lodged. I think we tried. Oh, we're so damn close
We go all the way around that's life road and then jump over up top
That's what I was saying if I jump down there and I climb all the way up this mountain
You see where I'm seeing right Genji. Yeah, I just go up this path and that's life
I've tried to go ahead and try to go ahead.
What have you got?
What have you found, like, just wings?
And then you strap the wings on, and then you start flying.
I'm flying.
Fly back up exactly where we need you.
I said, I'm flying.
Eagle?
Yeah, I was going to say, get the eagle to pick me up.
Give me a lift.
Oh.
You want me to resurrect this gentleman here?
This coconut vehicle?
We're out of syringes.
Yeah, I might have.
I swear to say that I had some.
I can revive him.
Well, let's boss. I definitely could not
You could get although I died try to do what you're about to do. Oh
Yeah, like that. We just see what I'm trying to do right around the mountain type thing. I did that and I died
Really go up higher
You know, I'm a trained former Blizzard employee. I think I you know, I can muster something up
Venus you let me know when I hit the jake blade my boss you let me out gang. That's right. That's right
You let me down you let me dive off this cliff right now, and we can restart. I'm fine with that too. Whatever you choose
You're walking right by the way
Can you walk to the next checkpoint I I don't you I mean you
Yeah
Oh
You know, I don't like the sounds of this that's looking kind of dicey down there
Hold up. How do we get past there?
Thank you, bro
Inside of the thing and press the button. Oh, that's in the button. Oh
Hell yeah
Yo, they were they were they were so I can't thank you boss in this maybe a sosa moment
This maybe it's possible
shoot up ready
Just like me with my hand it's wrapped it at all and then come back. This is the slowest. Are you seeing us turn around?
Are you seeing us?
You got any elevator
Oh, we definitely do. I got that.
Fry the rest of the bottle and get some of your pasties.
You want some elevator music? I got you guys. Hold on.
What do we got here?
Oh, yeah.
That's that shit right there.
That's it. That's it.
This probably was something that our parents made love to.
To make us.
Most likely. Most likely.
Yeah.
There's no fucking way to put it away.
All right, 45 minutes later, bro
I thought a brighter server yet may go backwards
Oh god, yeah, we going forward now. I thought a variety server
Well, there's a show of the boys, a show of the boys.
That's it.
That's that shit.
That's it.
I mean, are you not entertained?
Seriously?
At this point?
This music?
Mm-hmm.
I'm horny.
I fucking hate all of you.
I'm horny and I want to fuck you.
and I want to fuck you.
I think when you get to this point with the RV you have to winch both sides of the RV to this thing
and go over with the RV.
Oh my god, you're right.
I think that's what they want you to do. There's nothing there.
She's right.
She's always right. She's mom. Of course she's right.
Exactly.
I'm sorry, I think she's a genius.
Except for when I'm wrong.
I
Woman being wrong. No way. Come on
That would never happen my mom was wrong about a lot of stuff
She's Asian so what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do
I could have fucking started a family with the time I took this is ridiculous
I
Swimming oil rig on rust I
Want to jump I want to jump on me too, penis all the time
Yeah, yeah, come on penis. We're almost there. You're gonna live
I'm almost there
All right, all right, all right, all right, I got my body mature that this could be a check point this golfy for that thing
No, don't say oh my god. It stops short. What do I do? Yeah make the jump on the left. Yes, leave that
Are you fucking kidding me?
You gotta get a head start, swear.
Yeah, it's like a minecraft. Oh my god.
You make that?
Okay, we going? I just jumped down. I've got very
Uh, I don't think I'm gonna hug the green. I think you're gonna hug the green boy. I got a wall rider Coco. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Like Russ
Right there, sir, you do that in rust so you're right. You're right. You're right. All right. All right
It's right there straight ahead
There
You gotta get down there. You gotta get down there. I'm going I'm going oh my god
Run for us right oh
God
Is this doable? Yeah, just hug the rock hug the rock
You got this you got this you
I'm hugging. I'm hugging. I'm hugging up. Oh god. I'm so scared right now
Right down the rock is he
Okay
I had no health.
I hadn't thought about that.
Instead of hugging the rock and getting safely down, freak out and leave yourself off the
rock.
I thought of that strategy before.
That's an incredible strategy.
Go get that.
You bite that down.
I'll run down the notes.
I got you.
I don't remember flailing.
I don't remember freaking out.
I remember sliding down in a very, very, very safe manner.
Oh, that's butter.
There you go.
That's butter.
Very smooth.
Here, I'm going to make sure you hold on to this one, peanut.
All right.
There you go.
Ow!
Here you go.
It's right behind you.
That's the winch controller.
Guys, I think it's me. It's very clear here. I was completely out of mana and there was nothing that I could do
That's right. I'll cook us up some burgers. Thank you. Thank you
Somebody toss me up on the roof somebody's got to do some hard work
I'm gonna use the burger right now. I got you. I'll cook them up just the way you like it guys
You know get your hands all over me. I get me up on that roof. There you go buds. All right everybody in
We all loaded up is my last ride we win or we die
What's going on?
Goats are made of titanium that's what's happening
Fuck real I forgot about this car
We just smashed through it we can right now. Let's do it
Where's the night with this red? Oh my oh we can't just drive into it. Hey
All you man, all you yeah, very nice. Oh hell yeah
All right, look it. Oh, it's burning me. It's burning. I got the grill. Oh, no, we lost the grill
Every day
All right
Okay, all right, okay ripping it you ripping it down ripping it. I'm ripping it all the way down
I'm ripping it all the way down
lip or die live or die
Let's go!
What the fuck?
Absolute cinema!
What?
That was insane!
The entire time!
We just had to fall off the cliff
That was a fast a very shit right there
When we just spam here and then it'll find us stuff or what?
I we just went into the other side. Yeah, I'll make snow. I'll make snow
Son of a bitch. Yeah, I got the winch from the hook son of a fucking bitch
Hey, I'm gonna cook us some more burgers
somebody bring me a tow hook over here please and thank you okay but don't be
a child you got to thank you what's on darn need for a burger
what do you need me not tell me
I see a winch pole they think it all fell into the snow I put two on the
roof you what you're in there somewhere you said when you said when
There's a difference. You need better cops.
I'm going to kill you. I'm going to skin your cock with a potato beeler.
I'm not circumcised.
Where's the grill?
Oh, we lost the grill.
The grill went out the window when we were going down the kill.
I'm going to put the burgers on the radiator. Will that work?
work let me drive this bitch let me mind the wheel this year birthday
well well well well well
hey wait I just realized I just drove up here without even using the lens
I've seen that I've seen that nice hey what what happened is that look like a
Does that look like a dig some guys down there I get it. Let's go. Oh, yeah, kind of
Think we're driving over the windshield now, or are we? I'm made boys. I'm made boys
According to this driver's manual we have to be good with communication
There's different gestures we could do
I'll read the next page to everyone.
Storage. Attach points.
Okay. If you ever go near a hill, you get pushed to the car.
Yeah.
You repair a car with a hammer and a drill.
Whoa.
You're a witch to the car can...
All right. That's it. That's the manual.
Whoa.
learn your stuff every day
all right let's do Gigi's plan well what was Gigi's plan who's this bad boy
after that day oh my god here we go oh my god what the fuck oh my god you can
get over there and I have to push you up a baby I have to pick you up
I'll be there right now.
I'm on, I'm on.
You're walking back.
Yeah, hold on.
Why don't you just stand on the RV
and put it on underneath?
Bam.
Wait, you can't put it on.
you
Well, we can always winch and pull down.
Are you sure you can?
Just park it there?
Yeah, we could always pull it down the other way too, so we're all good.
This is smarter though, I think, yeah.
I'm getting dizzy in here, guys.
Yeah, I'm looking away.
I'm seasick.
Oh, god, it's like I'm getting fucked.
Drop that front end.
Yeah, drop the back end first.
Mm-hmm.
The other guy didn't hurt.
I think we're good.
Nice one, captain.
Yeah, we're good.
We're on the ground.
W.
Yeah, we're good. We're on the ground. W. You can release.
Oh my god.
How did that happen, man? Was it nitroglycerin again?
I'm tired, boss.
Don't worry, Cap. We'll pop out those scratches.
Oh my god.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my
God. I cannot believe we were
right. I think it was at 1HP.
Oh my God. Oh my God. He was so
close to the deck. But what?
I'm I'm gonna try one more time.
But we don't run over. The
goats. Oh my God. Yeah, we
Get it guys. We got all the stuff. We're gonna
Wholeway
This is what this one is if we survive the jump we do it again if we don't survive the jump we get up down
That was a valid that was a valid chance, so we were close
Like nothing left in the dude. It was like we were right there. We were right there
a little too much for them dear tires both from shory got this
I'm evade the go to my vein them there we go my way the boomers gonna come up
fetus you might grab the nail gun and kill the boomer yeah with a flare gun
they'll gunner flare gun where's the flare gun I got the nail gun I got
We're gunned and just shoot it at it, right?
They just shoot you right at it, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, whenever he comes out, he's dead.
I got him.
He's still here.
I shot him, but...
What the hell is...
Brother, this thing is...
I shot a flare at this game and took it down.
I'm in, I'm in, let's go.
Let's ride, let's ride!
Going into third gear, right past the GOAT, tonight you're gonna see us moving like a flash of light passing by him.
Aw, that passed.
That passed.
I got the flare again locked and loaded.
Shoot that thing in the head with it.
Aw, there's one right there too.
You put her down?
I'm gonna get it coming. Okay. Oh my god
Oh
My god, yeah, I can't follow the right tire careful. Listen. We gotta fix. Oh my god. There's more fucking go
We got killed, everybody got killed, this is our bear.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Help, help, help, help, help, help!
Oh my god!
The baby is falling to a goat, I'm lightin' a sick.
I'm stuck under the bridge.
Yeah, I think we're kinda cooked here now.
I'm getting door camp by goat currently.
yeah probably the right probably the right move
alright everybody okay you got the flare gun
you get the nail gun you guys beat that shit out of that poop
got it got it boss got it all right
I got the flare gun I got it
you just fucking hit me like seven times with a fucking hammer
I didn't fucking fucking anything you fucking hate that thing at me
don't hit me don't hit me wait wait you guys need to kill um you guys need to
kill a baby and cope go and then revive them so they have health fuck
both of those guys oh my gosh here we go here we go here G in G
help you know why should these go no we're good we're good we're good we're
good we're gonna shoot the broads I shoot the cat yeah the cat the cat all
All right, all right, all right, don't worry. That's just cosmetic. I just throw out of the car
Yeah, I was the whole roof and the whole roof just oh my god the cats coming and I'm far away
I'm go. I got the nail gun. I'm good. Oh my god. Wait. I got oh
I can't get out. I
Got the Tuma. All right, here we go
Oh
it work this is the new plan who he a cooker you buy the most skill coconut I
need you to get the nitrous run and aim it through the front window you want to
hit the nipple at the bottom right of the iceberg thing okay guys we're doing
on the drive while we're driving you're gonna throw it right through here the
nipple the bottom right nipple of the ice thing all right finish my job in
Absolutely.
You're smarming it up here.
Thank you, Mods.
Okay, tell me when to throw it.
Hop in the seat, hop in the seat.
Wait.
Make sure you charge it up and stop.
Alright, okay.
What if we drop a burger for the Puma?
Oh my god.
Wait, is this a little bit better?
I don't like you pointing that thing at me, baby.
Sorry, sorry.
I wouldn't make a win Mr. Fuchs.
Alright, tell me when.
Tell me when to throw it.
Okay, I'm gonna stop the car, you're gonna throw it, I'm gonna start the car back up.
You ready?
Okay, tell me when.
Three, two, one, throw.
Perfect.
Does it work?
Yeah, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
We're Pupu Shades, Pupu Shades.
Go, go, go, go, go.
I'm going up, going up, going up, going up, going up, going up.
I'm throwing the second gear.
I'm going up, going up, going up, going up, going up, going up.
Oh shit, oh fuck, oh fuck, don't worry about the last gear.
Oh fuck.
time we won't be used jet fuel yeah yeah yeah I was gonna go faster get the
flare gun what if you do you think what's going on I wonder if the nitro is
You're an idiot.
All right, where's the fuel?
We've got the goop.
You've got the jet fuel?
I can cook some burgers.
Wait, wait.
We don't have any jet fuel.
What's our jet fuel?
Yeah, I was going to say.
Where is it?
Oh, it's at the bottom of that thing.
Oh, my God.
We have to get it.
Remember?
All right.
It's fine.
Fine.
We're going to do the same plan, but after we get on past the bridge, someone hops
out.
Two, no, no.
Fetus.
And you both hop out and go down and go down.
You're going to get it.
pass the bridge on someone hops out to do no fetus and you both hop out go down and grab it okay
me and coconut will drive past the goats yeah lock it load boys lock it load
where's the natural glycerin i got it i got it all right guys i'm cooking burger on the stove come get
Oh hell yeah, okay, I'm up here
Oh, we're gonna lose these birds. Yeah, I'm ready very much
Slow down now
and three two one now oh fuck what's the goats he dodged them we all my god
oh yeah help me I got the goaded we're coming we're coming we're coming we're
coming we're coming we're coming we're at the bottom of the cliff the goat is
I'll fuck the goat man, there's the goat there.
Fuck that goat!
Get him, goat it.
Get to us, get to us.
Oh, thank you.
Got the jeju, got the jeju.
Nice.
Alright, we're up, baby.
Alright.
Oh yeah.
Hey, you want me to draw up the load?
Peanut or what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll let you know when to throw it out. Okay? Oh
Want some fortune son while we do this shit is whatever it right in the middle
Got you. All right, you're gonna be
Yeah, I'll hit it. I'll hit it.
All right, let's go. You ready?
Yes, sir.
Let's go.
Hold on. Hold, hold, hold.
All right, let me, uh, swap season to UBV just so I can get out.
Yeah, yeah, perfect.
Oh, fuck.
Let's swap my cigarette.
All right, you ready?
Go ahead.
Okay, one, two, three.
Why the cigarette up, boys?
It's the last one.
All right, boys.
I'm sorry.
Just watch for the boys.
for the boys.
Run with the rabbit! Run with the white dog rabbit!
Now until I kill you!
Let's go!
You're gonna have to kill me!
Oh my gosh, I don't fucking care!
Fuck the rabbit!
Who the red one do?
What in the hell?
Hey!
But I see!
Oh that was the candidate!
Oh my god!
What bird dover?
We're heavy! We're heavy!
We're up, we're up, we're up!
I need to pick me up here, I need a little pick me up.
How are the burgers, guys?
I got some more of the freeze, or we're good, I'll cut them up.
Guys, thank god, thank god.
I went right out the rear windshield after dropping that low, and I took one for the team.
You guys see where I'm at, or what?
Yeah, I'm in the snow bank. I'm in the snow bank. I could hear you. I think uh
Well, I'll talk in game. Maybe it's proxie
Hello, hello. Is anybody here, babe?
Hello
You guys hear me a game or no?
No
Yeah, I can I can hear the winch going. I repair the shot. Oh, yeah, wait
Yeah, I'm trying to wriggle around in the snow. Yeah, I'm underneath the snow bank
I see the winch like it very close
And here the engine you guys are yeah, I can't really see the map. I don't know what orientation
Now we got beat it. I'm somewhere in the snowbank. I'm moving around I
Really hold up. I need a detector. I need a metal detector. Yeah, you'll see me
You'll see me. Yeah, I was really close to the trucks. Whoa. Hey
I'm blocking.
Hello?
Wait, I heard him, I heard him.
So I had, so I had.
Hello?
So I had.
Hello?
To the right, to the right.
I see him, I see him.
To the right.
180, 180.
To the right, to the right.
To the right.
I got him, I got him.
Nice.
He's up.
W, W, W.
Jump, jump.
We're gonna drive.
Excellent job, gentlemen.
Like we need to find at least one piece of metal.
No, fuck it.
We're fine.
There is a piece of metal in the snow.
Is there no?
We can do that. That could be trouble.
I think there is one over here. Yeah, we'll use my metal detector.
I think it's the Coco found one earlier.
Oh, I see it. I see it. Turn right. Turn right.
Yeah, more right. More right. More right.
Straight ahead. Straight ahead. I'm on it.
Oh, and I really am carrying this team up, chat.
Yeah, yeah, good work, my boy. Good work.
All right, let me give a job at that hand
I
Can't when I pick up the metal
We got
John here
All right, let's go
This is the one guys we got this
close to
cigarette really hits the snow
all you have
all you have a decade is a lot of that again
that's right
all share we go again
uh... okay
we don't we get out of it about a lot of the car is bouncing against it
I'm going to whatever the fuck this is fucking gondola
Don't a rear passenger seat for this one. You gotta read that's where it is
Do we have a hammer in here? Oh, let me let me see if I can repair this a bit. We do
I'm more metal. Yeah, we use what we got right? Yeah, let's just more around here, but I
Don't see no is there metal at that broken pole over there. I'd agree
Oh
Actually there might be
Seem pretty safe
Looking good
Now how's it going down there by
You want some crazy
It's a little less
Getting seasick. Yeah, get off dude. Get up get up stand
You'll feel a lot better standing
God, I love the environment.
God, I love the environment, coconut.
So do I.
Love it enough to share a couple cigarettes with it.
Oh, I wouldn't nature wants cigarettes. They're fucking awesome.
Shit, you got the stove capped out, the trees, now you got yourself a maupro there.
Exactly, Mundo, my friend.
What? Mundo, my friend.
This is all a man needs, so it's all they need.
That's right.
Maybe a Puma will go find this cigarette.
That leather jacket would be the coolest Puma in Puma Scoop.
That Puma will be looking for that cigarette taste for his whole fucking life.
He'll never get it.
He'll never get it again.
Never ever.
Is this your music piece?
You want some beats or what?
Yeah, I can't get him. Oh, okay. It's in here. Oh
You're gonna miss your car there. It's possible to do the lowering mechanism that we did last time or no
Yeah, yeah, just get just get lower before we drop drop the RV and we should be fine
Yeah, I think we get the I think we get the nature out of the truck before we do that
Personally, I think that's what killed us the last time that's true. Yeah, we're out of it
All right, I got a tune for this you guys are cool with it get with that guys drop you like right now
No, no, no, no, definitely not
Hey definitely, I can't
Yeah, I think it's a little higher
Yeah, I'll teach a little you got to hit the button back and forth. Oh
He taught me I got hit the button
Two times like you got to keep hitting the button so we stay in position
Just keep it, keep it, keep it going forward, boss, keep it going forward, I'm gonna slide you right in, I'm gonna slide you right in.
I'll let you hit that button, alright?
Alright, go ahead and hit that button side to side.
Very good.
How's it looking, boss? How is it looking?
Uh, rear end needs, rear end's gonna need the front end down a bit.
I think we're just about on the ground a little more on both guys a little more
Rear is touching the ground yeah we're on the ground yeah
We got him we got him we got him we got him we got him
I'm gonna disconnect the winch okay
Nice job baby we are all on the ground
We're good, we're good
Oh hell yeah let's go
Don't ask me twice
Cheese
All right all right all right all right
Oh boy.
Looking good, looking good.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, Detach them.
Have you detached them?
Yeah, we're detached.
We're good to go.
Oh, we got it.
Yeah, we're already good.
Yeah, you just come down to the truck.
We're ready.
It will be dope there, Vice.
I wonder if we can find some metal around here.
Like, even one piece would get us pretty far right now,
I feel like.
Just check for it.
Yeah, sure.
There's definitely not much over there.
True, true, true, true, true.
Don't grab Burger.
He is...
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Oh, that'd be fantastic.
Yes
I'll lock the patio if I think hold on
You look so beautiful. No, there's two ready right here. Did I eat it raw or would that be bad?
I mean your shop
You go nice you got some readies up
She was just make it
I
Stop stop stop there's four metal right behind us to maybe hold on one sec. Let me let me do this
Just in case just in case. Good. Bye. You've the eternal blessings here. Oh, dude. We're juiced
One sec one second one sec let me do this just out of an abundant subcaution, okay
Just considering our progress so much holy fucking shit. I cannot believe this. This is crazy
We did it, yeah
Holy shit
Oh hell yeah
I know that boy at first gear, let's go
Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me get some more metal in
All right
Now we're ready
Hell yeah, yeah
Not too bad, hope sorry
We know it's so easy, I've been an hour and a half trying to get down the hell
Oh hell yeah
Let's go.
Oh, yeah.
We got it.
We got one.
Here we go.
Good work, boys.
Wait, did we win?
No, no, we didn't win yet.
Oh, we did not.
We did not win just yet.
Nice.
Oh, man.
We repair the car real quick, we see.
We hit it with the fissure.
Let's take it.
Oh, I got the fissure.
I got an eight pack.
Nice.
Oh, we're shelling.
We're shelling.
Amid, do you want to toss me on the roof, please?
There we go. There we go. Looking good boys.
Yeah, right here, funny.
Thank you, mom.
You sure?
You got anything else?
Oh, we got lots, lots of loads.
I got another bottle of vodka.
I got nitroglycerin over here.
You guys want this or should I kind of put this somewhere else?
Oh, I found turtle fuel.
Oh, hell yeah.
So much metal over here.
So much metal.
I'll come pick some up.
What the-
Where's the metal at?
Uh, left side of the building.
Combine the-
Left side?
Yeah, around the back.
Oh, yeah, there's a lot of metal over here, yeah.
Oh, there's a lot of scrap metal.
Oh, yeah.
I got a lot of scrap.
Yeah, you can use the scrap to buy a mini.
We have two turbos now.
Is there anywhere we can keep this?
I don't know.
This thing's cool.
that they have
you have someone stand on it
what night is this one behind you too?
healing device
okay
ah that doesn't go that far
right over to the room just go get it
yeah but it's on top
oh can I put this on the top too
we have two of them
That was almost the room
Thank you. Good chair
Oh, I mean one more throw yeah one second. I fell natural. Thank you. Thank you. Good chair
All right, then
There's a color better. I swear. It was better. Oh
Oh, you know, oh
Where'd it go? Oh my god
It's also cocoa butter
It's great
That's for when you set yourself on fire with the Nitro
Oh
Burns all right team we ready. Oh, no, but I thought it was for masturbation. Yeah
What's that sign mean?
Hmm, poop?
A job of poop out here.
Oh.
Not a barefoot.
Yeah, the last time I drove in a place like this, a rock almost fell and hit our car,
so we should be careful of that, too.
I'll be the rock-looking guy.
Yeah, you be the rock-looking guy.
Good thinking.
That's a job that's perfect for you as a COVID-19.
Good on.
I'm just looking out for the team, boss.
Someone's got to do it.
just real and true real and true
oh my god okay we're good we're good we're good what's that right there
what's wrong oh that's good stuff come on down
I see some rocks right here oh there's a goat I think we got to use it the jet
fuel assumption to get this cliff right I can you just say less no we can just
drive up it it's like five feet high
good thinking you stick the rock looking though okay come back oh I've been
looking we need we need someone super smart and brave to look out for rocks
well it's a rock right there oh thank you the rock right there thank you
that rock looks like a cock that's your cock right it's full right full right
yep yeah blanks right there oh wait this I see something I got a nil gun I'm
banking this that's like a thousand wooden blanks we need to we need to put
these fuckers together. How do you nail it together? Oh, oh yeah right here. You got to nail them together right? Yeah, I got to nail them. Yeah.
Whoa, I knew you could do that. We got to nail them together long and then lay them away them across in pairs. Yeah, there you go.
We can't move them now. We can't move
You need we start we start with one
Yeah, I got this voice there we go there we go. All right, I'm going on the end
Thank you right here
I
We're gonna do one more right here boys one more one more
Come on up boss, I think it's ready. I think this is good work. Why wouldn't it there we go?
Yeah, we go that's perfect. That's perfect
This so we can see
Close the wheels are good thinking
Let me make a suggestion.
Call them crisscross, like an X.
And then put them across the X.
Wait, I don't know about this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Backup, line it up.
Looking good, looking good.
We need one right here in front of this wheel, right?
We're definitely not on the one right here.
What I'm saying is she's right here.
OK, OK.
So does that drop it or what do I do here?
I just drop it
Wow, wow, that's really good
That might be it. I might be a hold on and bring another plank
Okay, what's my name?
You want to stand right up right? I would be boss. All right. I'm gonna drop it three two one
You all my god
Look at that
yeah it's gonna work it's gonna work it's gonna work yeah I got another one
right here peanut peanut peanut walk in peanut peanut walk in but don't place
another one right here see we can change the trajectory okay yeah yeah yeah
which is right here yeah I want to watch out you're in the way you're in the
way you're in the way drop it oh okay okay what the fuck are you doing what
We go
Very nice I guess we need someone to come up here and drop the plate right here
Right there. Okay, right there. I go ahead boss. I'm dropping it. Oh
That's perfect. We go
We probably one more. Okay. All right one more
I'm coming try to tilt it back for the right a little bit
mm-hmm all right curve it right curve it yeah a little bit curve a little curve
all right all right let's curve okay yeah uh-huh very nice very nice all right
I got more planks hold on I got more planks mr. We're perfect you guys why
I'll even wait, let's just rip it right now.
Wait, hold on, we can add to this.
Yeah, deal that one down.
Like this, right?
Let's cross it, right?
Yeah, like that, like that, yeah, like that, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
No, no, no, we're under something here, hold on.
It's like a puzzle, it's like Tetris.
Amazing.
Look at that, look at how flat that is.
Bring the nail cut.
Okay.
Look at that, oh my God, I'm a genius.
That's perfect, okay, all right.
Good work. All right, we're good to go.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, not yet, not yet.
Go ahead, Rippin, if you can go ahead.
Hold on, Pina, come here.
I think this is a turbo.
We need each other.
Pina, Pina, come here.
You used the turbo here, baby.
Yeah, I used the turbo.
I need to back up a little.
Here, what about this one, Kogo?
That's good right there.
Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
I don't have any more nails than the nail guy.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, look at that.
Wait, one more play.
Yeah, where you will be?
Back on the roof?
Yeah, I'll push you back a little bit.
Hold on.
Let's clash your work.
That's a beautiful bridge.
That is really nice.
I don't know why do I see this working.
Let's go for it.
We got to back it up.
Beautiful.
Yeah, we're seeing better.
Yeah, we're going to a lot of steam.
We're going to hook you up.
I'm going to winch you.
You're going to back you up.
Yeah, back you up.
I'm winching you into the tree.
All right.
Backing up.
All right, you're winched.
Use the rear hook and pull it out.
I
Jeff you with a garage that's a fucking movie the power family introduction
any win trees
What do you need?
Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss. There you are
All right, you got the winch control there. You're there. You're there. We go
Wow, wow, wow, wow
I'm gonna rip this thing with jet fuel and you're gonna go as fast as fuck. All right batches fuck
I got the load. You tell me I think we preemptively drop
Wait, what about the nitroglyceric? Can we use that for speed boost too?
No, I think we just do the jet fuel.
Alright, is the nitroglyceric safe inside the car?
Yeah, it should be fine.
Okay.
Oh, we're still tied up in the back here, I think, right?
No, I'm okay.
Oh god.
Okay.
Here's my suggestion, put it in part, full rev and then drop it to first with the turbo,
alright?
You got me, you bv?
Alright, hold up, hold up.
Listen.
We need, we need a, just a little...
We need a prayer, I think.
I think you need more than that.
We need at least a couple blessings.
It's a very minimal.
Ten trillion blessings for this fucking ride.
Prince, you say the words, I'll drop the load.
Wrong all right
Drop in the load
The tree straight ahead have front winch it or actually hold
If I if I if I
Fucking Picasso
Everybody
Not too bad
We hop on it, boss, we hop on it
Alright, let's get moving
Engineering of the gods I may say
Amazing, amazing
No, they called Albright sign crazy
That, yup
We're fucking geniuses
Yeah, we're making Albright sign better
E-equal
Oh fuck, what was that?
Oh, that was a timer
No, no, what's going on?
That's a Kaiser
those are rocks that's a geyser this is yellowstone it's hot rocks full gas to
be full gas crank it to the left thank you thank you thank you get hold hold hold
one second okay okay we got a bit of a pickle here we repair the car hold on
Second I think we should repair the car right? Yeah, good idea. I think I have some metal
I want you to rip that bitch
And shoot as I drop this you ready now
We literally
Oh, we're under a geyser
Hold on.
Pressure bills, yeah.
Oh god.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Can I pop it in reverse?
Or...
Yeah, go ahead.
Put it in reverse.
Yes!
Wait, oh my god.
Oh my...
Oh.
Oh man, that was good.
Guys, this is the new plan.
We fuck all the wooden planks.
We're jet-fueling the whole way across.
That's right.
Hop in.
We got the jet-fuel.
We got it.
It's got an extra vacuum, I think.
Grab all this metal, guys.
We got to get all this metal, yeah.
I'm tired, boss.
Don't worry, boss.
We're almost to the end.
We almost got this.
I got that turbo fuel.
We almost got this.
My balls are dry.
I don't know how many more loads we can drop.
This is getting exhausting.
All right, ready?
We have the jet fuel.
I got the bottle of vodka.
my clutch is someone just fucking hit me with a hammer i'm gonna die i'm gonna
fucking die
you almost forget what a normal rv looks like this makes me want to drive an rv
i'm gonna die again i'm gonna die i'm actually gonna die
say the word say the word i'll let you know when i say rip it that when you rip it
Just a mini-boss.
Let's go to higher.
You okay?
Here we go.
Oh yeah, I'm fine.
You good?
Yep.
Good.
Okay.
All right.
All right, slow and steady.
Easy does it, easy does it.
Yeah, BB's in the car, right?
Um, I can't say with certainty he is.
This is in the washer, but I don't want to open it up.
Yeah, he's not here.
Maybe why would you tell us that five fucking minutes ago?
I'm not coming back.
Wait, do you have BB die?
Wait, press up, BB.
I'm on my way, I'm on my way.
We're probably going to die anyway, so just give us like 30 seconds.
Sorry, are you ready with the jet fuel?
I'm ready.
All right, not yet, not yet.
Not yet.
Hold on.
Ready, ready.
ready ready now oh shit good oh god we're fine we're fine we're fine we're
fine I gotta go to the left the left yeah crank the wheel left you know nice
nice I do that was like you thought I'll try pushing it I'll try pushing it
wiggle it wiggle it a bit left to right I'll get up push to
How the hell we not moving?
I'm pushing.
Where's Arthur?
I'm pushing.
We are not moving at all. It's only in rear.
Venus, I need you back here.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
I was trying to get an angle where we could actually push it from.
I'll drive it, I'll drive it.
Oh, hey boys.
Yeah, you do it, boys.
We're fine.
We're gonna put a little pickle over there.
What about, uh, when she's going to one of these trees?
Hold on. Yeah.
Yeah, right up top, you know.
Oh, they'll slam it, tell me when.
Now!
Coming.
I just realized we could have just broke right there
and went across. What are we going to do?
Oh, are you seeing that right there?
Oh, yeah, baby, look at that.
Oh, there's a straw puddle here. It's hitting the bushes.
There's a lot of it.
Got a lot of straw metal. We'll repair the car back up. I'm repairing. I'm repairing part fuck repair the car. Let's ride
I can repair from inside
We hold up hold up got it got it
I
Need another jet fuel boys. Oh another load a
Yeah, we have another one. I feel we do
All right, I'll let you know I'll let you know
Maybe you can drop this one or what I'm ready to go. He's lucky. Get ready. That's right. We'll use that hill as a ramp
I
Love you. Yeah, this is five. It's time. Are you here? Oh my god
Yeah
Yeah, I
Think I've had just about it. Yeah, the hell over on you know, I just a couple more maybe two three four more five more
That's it for me
Fine, I think that's fun me. All right
It's not really far though
I'm good
Pretty good. Oh
My goodness
Thank you for the invite. That was a lot of fun
you make sure you come visit Walmart it's you guys are gonna love it
yes I would be there that's right that's right
What's up? What do you think about doing an arc survival server with us?
I that's only in the card for you right now, but I would be down at some point. I got a lot of stuff coming up this month.
Actually, there is a lot of stuff this month, huh?
Yeah, but I would be down at some point. Yeah, absolutely.
Maybe next month?
Perhaps I got a little something planned next month, but nothing crazy.
Nothing crazy.
Okay. Okay.
Mm-hmm
Good night
Well that was fucking hilarious
That was fucking cinema dude that was fucking hilarious
Chad, did you have fun? Oh my god, I was fucking hilarious dude. That was fucking hilarious, bro.
Oh my god.
Yeah, but I'm especially getting back to rust guys. God, that was fun. God, that was fucking fun, dude.
Wow. That was fucking funny. I was actually like in tears.
get there
anywhere
bro that was so fucking funny man
oh
whoa whoa whoa whoa what's my sensitivity
oh my god I'm so I gotta use that sensitivity so I'm not used to this one anymore
oh my god that was so fucking funny
oh my god that was fucking that was so fucking funny oh my god
I'm like still like I'm literally sitting here going oh my god guys I I hope you guys
as much fun as I did watching. Oh my god, that was fucking funny. Oh my god.
I
You actually got to do so the server I don't want to do berries. Yeah
We're just gonna show and smoke and I tell
dude
How's my first ever like who I got to wait my
I was my first never time really doing variety like I I've never done variety before what
all the berries
oh dude these guys implant the seeds
There's my teas. How many teas do you make?
got buried right berries in here oh dude I'm kind of like I wish we won you
know I mean chat I wish we won like we were trolling at first but like I feel
like all of us like really wanted to like pop off
I
Had done we're gonna do this all night by the way chat
So you guys are expecting like like PvP like I'm sorry
I never just gonna be doing this for like a couple hours. It's chilling
And make sure we're just at least make sure we have a ton of teas these are really good
and chat, smoke a little ganja, we're just going to fucking just chill.
Hey, this is Clebs.
Oh
Dude yeah, so chat talk to me. What's up guys
rise.
What up, sir?
first thing you're gonna love the vans enjoy their married Jane boss. Hey hell yeah dude.
I just had an hour rolling a J bro why why did you have to roll a J
Why is it that you're an hour-roller J?
No, we need to like I want to make like honestly a ton of healing teas the water bugged again
Man man what up?
What's wrong dude
Where's the hose
And it should work. Oh, there's more teas here
That's why some more teas I guess
I
Yeah, no, I'm just cooking teas I'm gonna cook like we should be doing this all night honestly just cooking
I want to get like a box full of fucking taltees dude like I think they're really OP
I think in the PvP face when the nuke is I think you're gonna help a lot
of
Oh, we have a lot of rad to you, right?
Well, reds and greens, do I even have that though?
reds and greens I don't I don't think I have a green I have no green
Yeah
I'll just do booze and yellows and cook some uh tea like ortees for now I guess
dude that shit was that stream was genuinely fucking hilarious bro that was
fucking oh my god that was funny dude I wasn't fucking tears like I don't know
about you guys but like at one point like I actually just started fucking
crying that was fucking hilarious dude like my stomach is literally sore right
now we're laughing so fucking hard man that was so funny bro that was so fucking
funny man what the fuck was that dude dude what the fuck was that eagle I didn't
like we saw I got hurt by an eagle or some shit
what did you enjoy more the gamble or the RV it's hard I don't know it's hard
I definitely laughed harder with the RV one like when I was dangling Pito over
the edge and he said drop me I just fucking dropped his ass
Yeah, you might be right, Owen.
I'm gonna do this batch, but we have a lot of yellows.
Drive it right though.
Have you ever tried marathon like a full walk session? No, no, no, what's that?
I don't know what that is.
I'm gonna save this yellow so I'm gonna just cook all these ores up.
You think you're gonna be doing variety more?
uh...
i don't know
i love russ dude
I
Go T-Band there's one to prime. Thank you, dude
I
Don't do that like RV in casino shrimp that was honestly the funniest fucking shit
Like that RV shit was so funny, bro
I haven't left so hard dude beat bro my stomach
it's still hurts it's still fucking hurts bro I'm like trying to compose myself right
now yeah there's any clip send them like from the stream I kind of want to watch it
a horror game of peanut would be for cinema
that i actually really hate horror games that they really for a good i'm not
getting i get really scared
i don't know if i'd be down bro i i get really focused scared
I
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
I
Love this one
That's such a good clip.
What if I did my club, a BB, we both died.
What if I did my club?
Oh my God.
that is so funny
so funny
absolute cinema
It's all the teas.
Well, that, we have, that's not enough, man.
That's not enough.
Honestly, like...
I
Hmm
Go to bed motherfucker your voice is awful. Oh come on man
That's fucked up. It looks like all the shits go K
You ready for four swipe I wonder if we'll be I wonder if some would be down to do a four swipe
That might be fun. All right seven of us
Play for vanilla. Y'all professor lock you with a gift some on kick. Thank you. Thank you
At the vendors people are selling max altis away
way. And they were but they're sold out.
Alright, well, let's see how we look like at base.
I just like really hate the UI of kick, but I hate the chat of YouTube as well, but yeah.
I
Think simply is the cake is better because I can simply watch it on my TV. Wait, how?
Yeah, let's check our armor sets. I think we still okay looks like we got some craft
Okay, we got some crafting to do
Hmm. Oh
Let's see. Are we on guns? Okay. Pretty okay. Yeah, pretty good. Check our HQM situation.
Professor Locky, these are another gift sub on cake. Thank you. All right, let's check
our armor box.
Let's check our boom.
Wow.
Look at that.
Okay, do we have a large box in my room?
Do I have to pop a pure crafting tea or do I want to get radiation and metal armor sets
for the nuke?
I think that's a good idea.
No chat.
Thank you, Wong.
Thank you.
Here we go.
Let's do that.
have a pure crafting tea? I can make a I can make a pure one. I can make a pure one.
There we go.
Alright, armor. Let's get our HQM.
Okay, comps.
Solving cabs.
There we are, okay, and let's pop it, I know these.
Who do jackets? Yeah, jackets for more radiation protection.
Is that a road sign? Yeah.
We're going to be ready, we are going to be ready, thanks to Dads too.
I
We've been in a chat
Yeah, we're probably be one for like a couple more hours just so like
Crafts like everything we need and then Wednesday like I'm gonna and then we're gonna craft a bunch of hazmats with another pure crafting T
did you enjoy the games with peanut dude fucking it was so funny it was so funny
man that shit was awesome it was fucking awesome dude all right wait hold on
let's see should we make I should probably make hazmats too huh
Honestly, like I should probably make hazmats or try to get the double insert
What should I put in the hazmats though? What should I put in them?
You're a metaphor. It's never the gift something. Thank you. Thank you
When will you play real rest again?
Honestly, maybe this Thursday we do a wipe with the boys
We got force wipe like like we go for raids and stuff that might be fucking fun
And then honestly after that
Man, it's my birthday in 10 days. I turn fucking God. I heard turn 28 years old. Oh
my god
You
I
Much radiation is give you this big I
Crab more of these
Let's see. I'm gonna try this on. Let's see how much does it give me. I have 25, I have 18.
Oh wow. Oh wow. This is gonna be fucking big. This is gonna be big for the Nuke event.
Oh my god. Oh my god. That's full. Yeah, that's big. Oh man. That's nice. That is nice.
Holy shit, we're cooking. We are cooking.
Wow, that's going to be really big for the radiation event.
I'm sure all the groups are doing the same, but...
It was so...
Honestly, let's make like...
Anymore sewing kits?
Still got a minute.
Wow, Kraven keeps our OP.
Sven quit, I think.
Oh, he did?
Well, what was his reason for quitting?
of
Oh my God.
What should thoughts and starts streaming and how long it take to make a living out of it?
Dude, if your focus is to make a living out of streaming, you're probably never gonna make it.
Like you're better off like getting like a career at something else.
Like it could take years. Like even if you're a really talented streamer,
It's gonna take years.
It's gonna take an extremely long time like streaming like it's very volatile. It also requires like luck.
It's like are you willing to wait, willing to wait until you hit that luck, and it's like, I don't know.
I don't know.
You have a, I think you have mathematically, you have a higher chance to get in Harvard than to become a streamer.
Like it's a lot of it, it's...
Yeah, it's so resaturated I think I mean what teeth crafting teeth we have
I think I have another basic crafting teas.
I swear I had another tea somewhere.
Yeah, it takes like four to five years to make it, honestly.
Not even make it, but it's just, people ask, I go, would you let your kid do streaming?
It's just like dude, it's just, it's so oversaturated man.
Like could you make it?
Yeah, but like, you gotta do like,
you gotta do short form,
I'll shift to the short form content.
You gotta make YouTube videos.
You gotta stream.
And then on top of that,
you gotta like make sure you're streaming every day.
and then on top of that like
man and on top of that you gotta be like
either extremely relatable, extremely funny
of a lot of charisma or be like the top 0.1% of the game
and then on top of that you're like i don't know dude it's
it's tough
and then you got to do that for like four to five years
the
Don't say over saturated you just got to do the work is that consistent to you finds and the blows up for you I
Mean dude the people that make like if you get a hundred viewers you're in this zero point one percent of twitch
Or it might be 200, but it's very very hard
I
Yeah, it is like striking gold man, I guess I
Fuck it love you bitch
Seems easier and kick no I would say unless unless you're doing I
Know I don't know I'd say you got a multi-stream because you want to be
Each form of platform of streaming is like opening a new restaurant in a different location and by multi-streaming
You're hitting all these it's like having multiple restaurants
I didn't the best I didn't the best way is to get short form content, but that's the best way
Yeah, I just quit my job and just getting back into it to be able to give a get you quit your job to stream
You better go crawling after that job back man. I hope you have a way of like dude if you're starting from zero
I swear to God
I
Hope nobody depends on you. Oh my god
I'd say work a job while streaming and ask streaming starts to make more money then you can walk away from the job
I never quit your job, man
Nope boss pissed me off. Oh my god, man
Yeah, hey man, that's the luck to you, bro.
Go hard, man, fuck it, give it all you've got, just fuck it, go hard as you can.
do you have a job? Yeah, this. Yeah, I'd say go ahead and get another job, man, because
turn from zero with no job like that
i don't know if you're a meeting but i had a very very stupid idea
that's a very
very stupid fuck it idea
You ready for more is update what's that going to be?
You don't have a job it's a passion.
well I mean if it pays the bills yeah like it's my occupation that's what I
put on my taxes but yeah you're right no like this is a passion but it also
supplies me and keeps me fed puts a roof over my head
Please meet my parents. My parents live with me. They're retired. I've been taking care
of them since I was 21 years old. COVID hit us hard. My dad was a plumber and he couldn't
work a job for like years so you had to fall back on credit card debt and you
just couldn't hold it fucked us up dude like if it wasn't for streaming like I
we would have been homeless would have been homeless that's why I say streaming
saved our lives it was like two to three years like my my like two years my
dad couldn't work because yeah all these like companies was able to keep
running but my dad was a plumber but you got taken he got his ass got taken
out. Couldn't work.
It's been really hard for him, like really, really hard for
him. I guess, uh, yeah.
Did you like being a plumber? No, he fucking hated it, but
he worked his ass off to keep things like going. So when
COVID happened like you almost went through like an ego death like I really
like I wasn't there like out because I was in Texas and he was in New York but
like I just knew like an honor like because my father he lives with pride
you know so something like that like COVID like where he couldn't work
probably really probably really hard for him
Yeah, fucking code was terrible.
Oh my god.
this fucking awful man that shit was the worst
that shit was terrible chat what'd you guys do during COVID you guys just gave
or what what's up
I did a lot of drugs. Oh hell yeah, dude.
I was deemed a senseless. I had to work.
Hey guys, at least we got the COVID fund, all right guys?
At least we got the uh, at least we got, at least we got the money and the, actually, I didn't even get it.
Man, that college thing was a crazy thing, huh?
Motherfucking colleges were scamming motherfuckers, man.
They were charging people for full college tuition when they were getting schooled from
home. That's such a scam. What the hell? What the fuck? Bro, people don't talk about that.
The real question is what was your dad's first thought of you streaming to make a living
pre-COVID? I don't know. I argued with them so much that they just kind of like, I feel
like they kind of just went like, ah, let's let them learn. Let's let them like, go off
and get fucked and let's let them learn. You know, like, let's let, he wants to do it.
Why not? Let's let them learn the reality.
I think I did he said something like that to me actually said you're gonna like you're gonna learn what reality feels like when you move out
And I was like, okay
It kind of sucked. It was like it was definitely a shit dude
Like there was definitely moments where I was waiting check to check and eating bread and eggs
but
I also accepted that my parents grew up like a completely different reality than me, you know
they went to like they saw war happen famine like struggle generational war trauma
I get why they would want to approach the safe way or the traditional way
Also in Asian culture like school is everything like if you get a degree you're good like hypnotized into them
It's like drilled into them like school equal good school equal good school equal happy
and honestly, when I try to position myself in my father's shoes and eyes, I'm gonna understand why you didn't want this for me.
You just didn't want me to be a fuck up, you know?
You just didn't want me to like, you just didn't want the same future, you know?
You wanted me to like, be safe with the degree, so I can kinda like, I see it.
Just coming, it all comes from a place of like love and like, just care.
not in the best way but I could see it.
Also they weren't raised like properly either like they were probably raised in a really
terrible way so they tried their best.
tried.
Oh, I'm eating a chicken pot pie.
Yeah, hot chicken pot pie. It's pretty fucking good.
I'm good.
Just a cobalt lab.
Shall we?
Come on, Bubba.
Well, I was going to toy at Korean barbecue.
I got to cook my own food.
Yeah, it's kind of a scam.
That's something like I realized, too.
I was like, I'm literally paying to come to a restaurant
and cook my own food.
You can literally fire up the grill
and buy the Korean barbecue meats at home
and cook it yourself for a fraction of the price.
But then you got to like clean up everything and like, you know, the prep
I
Good New York Korean barbecue is so fucking good man. It's incredible
What is it where's meat you've ever eaten I'd say alligator
Hey, sir, I didn't like it. I wasn't a fan. I
Wasn't a fan
It was like alligator jumbo. It just I don't know
What else was like the weirdest me I ate um, what did I eat man? I eat chicken feet
I was kind of gross.
Um, I've eaten ants before. That was also kind of weird. I didn't like it.
Also, I'm eating the alligator. I felt a little badass knowing I'm eating a dinosaur, you know
Like I'm fucking eating you I'm gonna shit you out
I felt fucking I did it with pride. That's pretty badass, you know like that that's a dinosaur
It's like go fuck yourself
I'm gonna have you ever been to Alaska. No, I don't come on. Yes
Holy shit
All we're back. Oh, that's nice
No, I don't think I've ever been to an Alaska. Oh big on this one
Yeah, I don't think I've ever been to Alaska
it's cool well what's cool about it other than just like snow what would you
say is like a really really cool thing on Alaska like that's like oh shit like
this is badass
oh what is your favorite restaurant in Austin I don't know if I want to leak
that information I don't know if I want to leak that man
ah shit
do we beat the casino we beat our gamble with your friends we fucking beat it
we won we we literally won it was crazy it was honestly insane like an insane gambling
run like we were hitting like six car 21s and the last like the last objective was to
like double or down our money and we fucking did it in a landing we won either we like
lost it all we fucking with a one it was fucking epic it was badass
i think i like the rv game more though that was
i'd have a laugh a lot more
here's what i got the site uh... it's
the russ case opening site
expulsion cobalt lab guys
uh... you get a free four cases with my code
Oh, oh my god!
What percent? What percent? Let's go. Let's go
Now basically you deposit via crypto would draw via crypto credit card Ruskins you can withdraw via which Ruskins or crypto pretty fucking cool
Oh my god. Oh my god
How big is that by the way do not gamble it is addicting and it's dangerous and this is a very rare occurrences
Not every a game boy just because you gamble does not mean it'll be you how much is that in real USD fix
That's 6k, right?
That's 60 cents on the dollars, yeah, 6,000, okay, this one we're done, we're done, we're
done.
Would you say you're addicted or controlled?
We've done some really fucking stupid shit on the site, like I'm not even kidding,
had like 60 no we have like yeah we had 60 and yeah we fucking threw
it's bonus of oh fuck oh shit
your cash are really for real money yeah yeah it's crypto or russkins
congratulations thank you bro thank you bro
I'm done. I'm done. GG. GG. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah. W. I'm going to make
a large box who's all here right now chat say what's up
Who's out here right now, man?
Oh, damn, we got workers in the chat today.
Oh, we got workers.
Yeah, I need some recommendations. I need all your advice and undivided attention, okay?
Give me a second.
I'm gonna pick up some weed and I need your guys' advice on what to buy. This is very important.
This is very, very important.
Well, I'm gonna get some weed.
I'm gonna show you guys the weed and you guys need to tell me what to get.
I will follow your call. So if you troll, you could ruin the next week's streams
Because I might be in a bad mood because I picked the wrong strain
Understand this is very very important. This is actually probably the most important thing of the week. Honest to God
Okay, I'll show you guys pictures in a second
Get the photos give me a second boys
So I like to mix and match my marijuana
So, this is the exotics, this is Ice Queen, okay?
And this is Disco Biscuits, Ice Queen, Disco Biscuits, yeah, okay.
Okay, just go it is. All right. And then the next thing is jungle pie.
This is jungle pie.
And then this is purple churro.
Jungle pie, purple churro.
jungle pie purple churro okay all right next is come on jungle pie
I
Will troll this is gush mince
Man I kind of want to get them all fuck I don't try it all dude
So, Glishman's is an Indicant Dominant Hybrid. It's 21% THC and 1% CBG. And then Purple Churro
is 30% THC, 50-50 hybrid, and he said great for pain management.
And then jungle pie, good for pain, depression, and stress, 21, 22% THC, 1% CBG.
And then after that, this is the disco biscuits.
I'm still waiting on information about this.
This is their exotic stuff.
Like this is like the most expensive one they have.
So I don't know how much I could actually afford,
but he really, really recommended me this.
Yeah, this is exotic right here. This is a top shelf, but it's kind of expensive, so like I don't...
He said, I don't know. I might get a little bit of it. I don't know.
No, it's going to be ready in a week, he said. It's not ready yet.
Here's another photo of it. Isn't this the fucking most beautiful thing you've ever seen? Look at that.
Look at that shit, dude.
Look at that shit, guys. Look at the fucking size of that.
I don't know. I might just get it all. I might just... I don't know.
I
Got it
No, they didn't trim it yet they didn't trim it yet, and then this is gonna be ready in a week you said
Yeah, it does kind of look like garlic cookies doesn't it
You ever try growing your own oh fuck that dude
I feel like I'd be disgusted with the weed I grow because it's gonna be asked and I'm just gonna get so mad
I'm gonna get so fucking mad like I'm gonna be like a disappointed Asian father just angry as fuck with myself in the world
I don't think I can do it. I think I don't know I think I'd fuck I'd be a bad grower. I
I
Swear to God I'd be a bad grower
What if I spoke bro, would you guys smoke my weed man with our biggest order bro bro some fucking fire shit
Fucking just like so like that cocoa pack
I'll be coming over the brand new mouse pad.
It's going to be a different fabric.
We've worked with Epic Desk before, but it's like crazy designs.
Look at this design.
We'll be coming with our own custom limited edition mousepad. It's like a desk size
I'm definitely gonna put some stuff for the the burpee in a wayslat server, but we've done this before
But if you guys want to get it support
The entire the quality is unbelievable we've sold mouse pads before but they've made a brand new mouse pad design like the fabric
Let me let me
But yeah, I don't know I gotta figure out the graphics
Well, we do this thing where if we sell like a thousand mouse pads, I'll fly out and I'll sign all of them a hand
The last time I did this and we sold like 800 of them and I said 750 and
We it took me 12 hours to sign them all
I
Be like fucking 12 hours my hand was so sore dude
All right, what am I gonna do oh, yeah, okay, I think it's time we start making some hazmats hazmats with what radiation and lead right?
You're gonna bring these back
Now no these these are sold out forever
These these are gone. These are done. We're never gonna like really that's the whole point of the size
We can't we're never gonna release them
All right
Oh
Oh, we got a sewing kits. Uh-oh. Oh my god.
Okay, damn HQM.
I have your other mouse pad as you released. This one's gonna be different. It's gonna be
very different. The quality is gonna be smoother, more tracking, because I was like,
dude, I don't want to release another mouse pad if I'm not gonna have to be different,
you know let's do this did that say that's all I can craft holy fuck we're
already out of tarp oh my god oh my god are you kidding me that she just eats
tarp what the fuck no I fuck it dude we're gonna go through it no I drank
a T-book. I drank the tea, I drank the tea. You gonna sign them? If we sell a good amount
of them, yeah, I'll go and sign them, fuck it.
Yo, Des, Des, do you have tarp at your base? I need tarp, I'm crafting, you gotta go fast.
This could be a fuck ton tarp here. I have five minutes, no, there's no tarp,
there's five minutes on this fucking crafting, go.
I don't, I don't, fuck. I don't have anything, I drop all my tarp off here.
Oh fuck, we might be in the dropbox. Maybe got sucked up or some shit
Hope
That's that dude shit fuck fuck any crap war armor
I'm more armor
Fuck was that all my son gets to okay. We hold on
Okay clothing like more two more jackets and hoodies jackets and kilts
One second I still got a lot of time
Wait what comp box I'm going
Oh, that's that's that's the advanced BP frags guys. It's so tarp. Oh, shit
Yeah, I think you guys are high too man fuck I think you guys are fried too
I
Weather
Recycle
That's cool. I mean I still crafting cheese
Yeah, we could yeah, you could buy planters and recycle them. Yeah
I was making like triple armor and stuff. I'm already good. It has that's one one has that's five fucking tart man
What has Matt I brought a bunch of has he's up. I brought like a box of has he's
but the internet armor slots fucking shit
with the team like bringing them in here with such a huge w you know check out
droves or if you go to twitchcon I don't think I want to go to twitchcon I
don't know this event has taken so much time and I can't I don't know I don't
know if I can see myself flying and spending like another week in Europe you
know what I mean like the switch got in Europe's coming up and like it's
money to like fly there and like like I've never been to Europe either and
it's just like fuck.
I spent so much time on this event.
It's like fucking 16 hours.
And then my kickoff is June 11,
so if I go to Europe, I'll literally get back June 5th.
And then what if I get sick?
It's in Amsterdam.
It'd be really cool to smoke Amsterdam weed,
but man, I don't know.
I'm
Well you and pita are so funny together, bro
Today was like actually like a
It was hilarious. It was absolute cinema. It was so fucking funny.
Yeah dude, oil rats are still fucking picking mushrooms.
Oh, I don't know what I'm doing.
I
Was all the rest of it is shut the server down
Good they've just been picking mushrooms it's been gab gabby and oil rest is picking wait. Hold on. Let's see
Oh my god, it's actually like close
Oh my god she caught up. Oh my god.
Dude she was down by 3,000 mushrooms.
What the fuck?
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
I
What if I just fucking haunted oil rats with handcuffs I just try to fucking handcuff his
ass so Gabby Woods so that would be the funniest 70 that'd be the funniest fucking thing in
the world bro because I bet you yeah I bet you's in the jungle
I'm not getting involved this this this mushroom or Michael too far
i'm not gonna get involved
we're dead and dead
how much is he whatever gets it
For the kid after
Are you kidding me bro from 2.5k
How many prime sense get involved bro, but I get a 10,000 subs I will literally a hundred or your ass down to the jungle
I'll tell you that I will literally hunt to mass up on this ass down
We did 10,000 subs. I'm gonna help Gabby
So
So with the hazmat, we should do asbestos and wood, yeah?
How much does it cost us?
Metal frags, okay.
We'll take it down.
Wait, do I need all the radiation to be 50, Nolan?
Or should I put asbestos on the metal to take HV rockets?
What I mean?
But what's all around us is tech for picking the mushrooms.
Nolan would it be worth it to get the armor inserts and put like as test those on them
with the radiation or do you need all the radiation to get in because it's just like
I think metal needs six inserts of lead.
Huh.
So, just on the jacket and the kill, what about the helmet?
What do we put especially on the helmet?
What do you think of that?
Yeah?
Interesting.
Yeah, yeah, because HV, you know?
Good work take all the we'll take all the wet off
Let me see let me see
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
boom
Boom and boom. So if I put this in this ooh
But it's one radiation. It's only four with a full kit. Hey, wait, wait my pants
Okay, hold on, let me take the helmet off.
Oh, oh, okay, I think we found the meta.
We just need to kill the jacket
and the specials on the helmet.
Or should we put the specials on the chest piece?
Does it matter where the position of the specials is?
Does that matter?
Yeah, we can take all the lead armor out.
Doesn't matter, okay.
Just for convenient purposes.
We're gonna take all the lead armor out.
This is good, this is tech.
Put it on the kilts.
And we can put a specials on the helmet
because people are gonna be HP rockin' and granating, right?
The theory is, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is it.
I
Mean honestly, I feel we're pretty prepared it's pretty good
What do you guys think do we need more because this is pretty good this is pretty goddamn good I
Discord okay, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you're right I could go full asbestos
No, bees are banned. Be good answer. Yo, a tradies with a $10 super chat. I love your
contact. I got to start working. I just wanted to show my appreciation. Love your content,
playing different games with peanut evil hutch was a great role out thank you
trading seven ten dollars super job thank you
appreciate that
a
we could do full radiation
and this is such a big advantage imagine if we did this tech like uh...
and we did this tech before the like the last week and we were running in there
with metal armor
good tips so what is better but like for the nuke event like we think like it's
me a lot of radiation so we're like we're putting armor the radiation
armor on the armor so we can run in full metal instead of going hazmats
I think we're going to
this is good stuff right here chat this is very really really good yeah dude
look at that well these box all while we're more here
this is f**king OP
stop
up
Let's go boys
Honestly cancel these now
f*** that sh**
now we're going to do espestos
oh we already have some espestos, that's great
do we just full of espestos they has Matt?
if we would it
f*** it, let's full of espestos then
full asbestos it
bucket because like yeah like yeah it was full asbestos it
project out all the way
yeah yeah yeah yeah
because with asbestos yeah
this is the way
this is actually the way
that's big
I want to test something though
Let's test something hold on. That's a theory.
Okay.
Got a triple hazmat on. We're gonna test this hold on. So this is a triple slot hazmat with asbestos.
Let's see what this does.
This, that's HV.
Yeah.
That's this.
That's HV.
Oh.
Okay, well, I'm dead
Let's try made next
What about with a healthy yeah, what about an advanced healthy hold on
I'll test this. Might need
healthies like Max, a bunch of Max healthies.
120 HP.
What is my body?
I think it was lower.
It was lower.
Yeah, it's over here somewhere.
What the fuck?
There it is, okay.
Alright, let's put the hazmat back on.
Alright, let's heal to full, 120.
Alright.
Let's see if this works.
Aw, fuck.
Shit.
Okay, it doesn't even, it doesn't do it.
We might, yeah, we might need to do bomb suits
with full kits and just do radiation teas.
We might need to do that.
Otherwise it's GG.
I don't know what to do with it.
Yeah, four metal KS vessels with HVs.
That might be the way.
Let's see the damage, yeah.
All right, you know, it just fucking Insta killed me.
It just, okay, hold on, let's try another theory, then.
hold on one second
I
Okay
And then this with a radiation to you all right
Get a healthy and we will this shit
and
every force that's those
boys three
all right
here we go
all direct
Look at that. Ratties is the way. Fuck the Especial Hasmats. Ratties is the way.
61 HP with a full fucking kit.
Yeah, no. Rattie, Rattie's the only way.
That's crazy. We're gonna be able to fucking tank HP rockets, dude.
Meaning we can just walk through those motherfuckers.
Like that's okay. Let's find a neck. Let's find a neck. This is actually really game-breaking
That's you got to check this out at this out. Oh
Fuck yeah, let's cut off fuck come
That's only a cell. We need we need green God clones for Rad T's
Because I test out with the hazmats and it's like GG if you like it doesn't you don't you get one shot by an HP
Which is like what the enemy is gonna use right but right now?
I have a full asbestos armor kit check this shit out dude for this. I'm on a fault Matt get back
Take this out
I'm a 60 HP
What yeah, what this best those kids so but we need rad tees pure rad tees
Because if you step on a rat tee, then it's 50 rats for like that time
Meaning we can like run in the nuke with this kid I have on and you just won't die like you can eat
I'm gonna try to and you'll hop out real quick here. I'm gonna try all the name
I can cut a deal for max help tease. I know
Do you not have do you not have this stuff for a tease? No, I don't have the green gong clone
I'm fucking dude I could take I think I could take two of these same hold on
dude I'm oh my god I'm for HP bro I'm for HP oh my god oh my god yeah get a deal cut
She wants to get some too. Well, this is metal we need pure right dude print your RadT's. That's it
Okay, but I'm not feeling these
Asbestos, so you I could just make them there like a metal frags. I'm like, how do you make those check it out?
Look at my armor set. Well, that's just metal frags. Yeah
Yeah, it's 50 metal friends. It's fucking nothing for what we need to fucking do this is it
This is it right here. I'm sure I run metal. I'm gonna run the fucking HQ. I'm probably
dude what the fuck yeah holy shit dude we're gonna be like fucking Iron Man
walking to the fucking nades we're like fucking Iron Man dude we're literally
gonna be Iron Man you're the fucking juggernaut holy shit that's crazy
tech channel that is crazy tech holy shit dude that's kind of crazy but can
you take an SC4 let's see let's see let's find out there's a science
This is literally science.
Hello?
For science.
Hey, I was wondering, uh, it's, it's design.
I was wondering.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, my face mask.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, stop.
We gotta run that back. We gotta run that back.
I'm close to perfect. We gotta run that back. We gotta run that back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can use that.
Here comes the com.
You want press it comes the calm
There you go
Okay
Um, I think I need it for like a certain T
I'm trying to get one of each to like learn and farm and
Okay
Okay for science
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, either work. I'm just trying to get all this down.
Try not to learn how to be a buried farmer.
Ah, fuck.
Yeah, no, C4 isn't it.
But they're not gonna be throwing C4 at us.
They're not going to be throwing C4 at us.
No real job, no friends who don't go, so you don't lie if I'm still in a police
and chat for a loser who's about to ever lose every single viewer in a month.
Whoa, T-Bennett, what the hell?
Whoa.
What the hell? Why do you lie to yourself in chat?
Whoa, what the hell, Bennett? That's mean. They're a meanie-bull-beanie, man. The hell's wrong with you?
Okay, so C4 doesn't do it the hell it's like to perfectly what the hell I forgot the tarp right here. I can't forget about that
I do the metal armor with the specials that now that's tech that is absolutely tech
Yeah, where'd you put that backpack out? It's in one of the bedrooms downstairs here. I'm looking for my body
Hey, what'd you say it's in one of the bedrooms right here
What the hell was my body what?
What's... what's...
What happened to my armor?
Oh, it's gone.
I think it's gone. I don't know what it is. Oh, shit. Oh, here it is. Thank God. All right,
So, notes, can take real raw, HV rocket, can take C,
grenade, can not take C4.
Got it, got it, got it.
Write that down, write that down.
Yeah, we need a lot of redberries,
we need a lot of redberries.
Looks like we're all kitted up though.
Wait, fuck, should we just make radiation?
We're making radiation, aren't we?
No way we're not, we're making asbestos.
So we might as well take all the shit apart
11 o'clock we made all this shit for no reason dude
fuck
god damn it dude
no no no what's the point was apparently the radiation we have raties
and
you're right we don't have any of these you will get
by the best thing we can do
uh... damn it
by damage
it was a couple of extras
I
Fuck yeah, we might just have to have extras
We still have these kids over here it does crafted
Okay, no, fuck it, hold on, she's already, let's do this mess right now, like a bunch of this shit.
Done.
Oops.
Oh fuck.
This game is a waste of time.
Real and true!
I think gaming is really healthy, dude. I'm not gonna lie, man. I want a game for my entire
life. Like, I could have a billion dollars, and I could be 60 years old. I think I'll
still fucking game. Like, gaming is fucking awesome. If you will say gaming is for NPCs,
I find people who don't game NPCs. Honestly. I really do. Like, what the hell do you
do with your free time? What are you actually doing here? What the fuck? You tell me you
don't game at all? What do you do? You can't go out and drink all the time. I mean yeah,
you can, but you know what I'm saying?
you
And we just fill all these up with asbestos yeah
Yeah, bomb kits just perhaps worth it.
Boko are you gonna stay with Pina when he moves off her
Dude, I'm not a lie. I have like zero expectation when it comes to peanut dude like
Like it's more like Jesus take the wheel like we always have rust rust will always be here
Oh, like I don't expect peanut to like invite me all the time
I don't expect him to like bring me on or put me on like I really have no expectation
And nobody else should whatever happens happens
But I feel like it's too, it's impossible for me to like, permanently walk away from
us.
Like I'm too, I'm too far in.
Like I'm too like, like I'm too, I'm too, I'm too far in bro.
How does Coco Miller mean?
Like um, I start my career with Rust and I'm gonna end my career with Rust.
That's how I perceive a chat. I really do.
I think like we honestly like we have like events coming up, like we have events coming
we have kickoff, we have twitch rivals, we have global warfare. We're pretty packed out for the
rest of the year. I'm not gonna lie because kickoff is a hundred thousand dollar tournament
that's going to be in June and global warfare is like the Russ RP event in July
and then twitch rust rivals which is another hundred thousand dollar event is in December.
So it's like
kind of an events guy again. We have Russ kingdoms coming up too.
of
and
I don't know Chad what content do you guys want to watch me going forward?
What do you think you guys would like?
I feel like the majority of our content should be rust and then occasionally we should do
variety.
But it's like, man, rust events, rust events are everything, dude, but like, I don't know,
like, I feel like this peanut, rust server is going to be like a thing from now on.
Like, I don't know how often Papina wants to do it, but this is like, we definitely,
definitely struck gold because I got served like this you know like this
like dude they could do this like four or five times a year anyway you could be
fucking crazy
I'm not going to go.
It's a tune.
Where my heart upon my sleeve like a big deal.
Yeah, I'm not going to get waterfall.
I
So I'm kick I someone uh, I said on twitch kick and YouTube
May lottery 40k
Okay
My turn like a big deal
Fuck. Fuck, dude.
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Last one!
Last fucking one!
That's one f- okay.
Let's see if it's gonna open, it create opens.
Come on.
One demo spin?
Okay.
Three person chance at the door.
Oh my god, oh my...bro.
Okay.
Yes!
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Did that just happen?
Did we just actually hit a fucking metal door?
What the fuck, bro?
Hahahaha!
What the fuck?
That's fucking juice, baby.
Let's fucking go.
It's a good fucking night, boys.
It's a good fucking night.
Good fucking night right now.
Holy shit.
Hey, we got the fucking toots playing.
Let's fucking go.
Oh my god, let's go.
Let's fucking go, dude.
Let's go.
Come on now.
Come on.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
How much is that fix? How much is this?
Yeah, you could actually push like oboe, I'm gonna go and check out the site.
I use my code for 40% bonus and four free cases, but you would draw via crypto or deposit Ruskins or would draw Ruskins.
12 grand? We should stop, right?
We should stop.
Train wouldn't stop. You're right.
Get it in our XRP Coco? And I would drive you an XRP?
No, I can only do a USDT at Ethan Lightcoin.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, I'm in place to bet.
Yeah, there's no way.
Let's go.
1010x, are you kidding me?
are you kidding
month
and
Go.
All right, I'm done, I'm gone, I'm done.
Piece of shit.
I just, oh, oh God.
Yeah, sometimes I feel like what else is Asian like Asian workers on assembly line when I'm
I'm doing this stuff.
Gonna talk it out.
Dry Lullaby got beat at saying what are you going to do?
He's been saying what are you going to do and I crack up every time.
He's like what are you going to do?
Yeah, these are specials for everything.
What is up after this let's kickoff $100,000 tournament
how does the rest of the work
uh... there'll be information about the tournament available probably soon
but you guys can watch me on kick dot com slash go going to be for it
you i will be also having a exclusive drop they can only exclusively get on
kick
by the same act and drops like
to be really fucking cool like really really fucking cool you got to like
it
you know i got a lot
trust me do not want to miss it you know i miss it guys
so really really good event
We have a whole production crew, um, um, yeah, instead of me on, will you stream on Twitch?
So no, no, no.
But that's why you guys should join the Discord for updates as much on Discord.
You
Did you play any other games growing up?
So basically, I played MapleStory first, then I played Combat Arms, then I played Minecraft,
Then I played Day Z.
And then I played Russ.
Alright dude, combat arms was a fuckin' ton of fun.
Oh, and then I played PS2.
I played Kingdom Hearts and I played Final Fantasy X.
Yeah.
Well, very innovation, are you?
I'm Korean!
If you guys see anyone tell them not to take any of the armor in these boxes, dude.
Don't take any of the armor in these boxes.
Very important, very important, guys.
very important.
I
Okay
I was gambling over there with Peter and the gang. Dude, it was the funniest fucking stream
ever. It was fucking genuinely hilarious.
and you get clips my editor is on it right now
it was fucking hilarious
it was fucking hilarious dude
and you said yourself you would never be a variety streamer
but i i still need a man i don't think i'll ever be a variety stream i think
i'll always be rust you know i mean
that i've been watching uh... a show on netflix lord of the flies
i'm i i'm done like one episode in i'm so excited to hop up and watch it
tonight
order some food
i don't give a huge shot to all you guys for watching me tonight chat
i got a house i'm very surprised by the viewer count
like uh... going into a variety game
house i thank you so much everybody
thank you so much everybody for real
at the that's the most fun i've had in the last like six days
on the server like the server than what all drama and like
a lot of downtime you know the server public went down and
but that was actually the most fun i've had but that was that's very nice
united i think the sub-bank united
uh... i think it's also watch me today do those
as for having my back in shit to chat appreciate everybody
thank you guys man
I
Don't care what somebody says about you you're a cool guy. Oh basically you're cool
Now what can I easily solo basic blooper frags
Green crates like military crates and monuments
Honestly, if you're on a higher pop server and it's been a while, you can go to Safe
Outpost and use the drone system for the vending machines.
People use Zergs will usually sell basic blueprint frags for like, sell for like, metalware.
I
Game over from the first rate during the live when you're going crazy
Oh dude the one way or the one where my way cams on took on the rockets or what?
Yeah, a little bit more and we're done.
You guys have a Discord to find mates to play Rust?
Yeah, we have a Discord for Rust community people, yeah?
You also do teach people how to play the game, like my community does.
I go to Discord.
Are you having more fun gaming lately? Yeah?
Yeah, it's been a nice like, we've been kind of taking easy the last like, three days.
Like I got really, really good sleep last night.
Got more sleep in the last like two, three days than I have in the last three weeks.
So I'm honestly trying to feel better.
.
Oh, Chad, I think I'm gonna get head to bed.
I just realized it's seven in the fucking morning.
After I fill this, I think I'm about done, guys. Holy shit.
It just hit me. I'm like, what the hell? It's seven in the fucking morning.
Oh, shit.
But we should be on and ready to go over tomorrow.
Nuka Bay is this Wednesday. I just want to make sure I'm resting for that but
tomorrow we'll finish a berry farm and we'll set up some fobs around the map.
Just like you know regular fobs and after all that I think we're done.
We're done. All right guys chat have a good night everybody. Love you guys
dude. Thanks so much for watching. I just want you to hit Twitter, I just want you to
Instagram answering discord if you want to be connected social media I'm gonna
watch some Lord of the Flies and get some food pass the fuck out for tonight
yeah everybody thank you guys so much again watching today was honestly a
really fun day I'm having a ton of fun and thank you so much for supporting me
everybody I really do appreciate from the bottom my heart and for you know
tuning in and stuff appreciate all of you I hope you guys have a blessed day
I hope you guys have a good night or a good morning or wherever you are in the world and
Thank you so much for continuing to watch me and supporting me. I promise
I'll try to not let you down, but I definitely will good night everybody
Love you guys, dude
God bless everybody
Thank you everyone
Good night guys
Fuck you pussies.