you
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No, it's good guys and the frogs and pimping as myself is welcome. Thank you
How is everybody doing today? Oh, I know listen listen listen listen
Listen
Before you guys start getting mad at me listen
The reason why today's stream started later, okay, I'll explain is
is because last night I went to bed at 4 30 in the morning because I was
practicing for the Warcraft 3 tournaments that we're gonna be playing
next week so there's a lot of shit going on bro over this next week it's gonna
be a little bit about content overload some might say tonight we have Clash on
Monday we're gonna have the Jinxi tournament over the course of the
ending of the next week we're going to have the grubby tournament for Warcraft 3 so it's
going to be like a really insane lineup. Oh shit! And Tim, they're the five gifted P-Shad.
Thank you. And Scott, well they're the self-assaulting. Thank you. So listen, okay, listen, listen.
Oh my god. That's my first copy of the day, bro. And it's 2.30. So how's today going to
look for the stream okay hear me out first things first all right we're gonna
be running it up on the rim because we've got a rank up now it's no more
fucking around okay after that later tonight maybe Jinx is gonna watch one
coaching we'll see okay but then later on tonight at 9 p.m. Eastern mark your
fucking schedules there is going to be the most insane clash lineup ever
recorded in human history, genuinely. Now, we have Tyler on top lane confirmed,
Jingxi jungle confirmed, right? Hums mid lane confirmed, and me support
confirmed. The only confirmation we're missing is Kadeem, but if Kadeem doesn't
want to, then maybe there's a chance that we get XQCN. I have no idea, but I know
that Tyler's played with him before, so maybe he could ask him. So we're gonna be
having a lot of fun today okay it's giving a very fun stream. I'm very excited.
You're trying to sob on my knob like corn on the cob or what? Nice. What was good
guys? Dude, gays son, now V8. I need to help someone coming from Cod's play league
since Cod's in shambles. Oh, you gotta learn mouse and keyboard bro. But I'm
telling you if you watch all the Jinxy Coachings I did then the cool thing
about it is that Jinxi also came from a point where you had literally zero experience, zero
expertise, zero anything. And he's already had a point now where it's like everyone's
impressed literally with like how well he's doing. So now I'm telling you like, listen,
watch the Jinxi Coachings and it should help you a lot. Excuse me, doesn't like you I think.
Okay, it's the the classic enemies to lovers trope. Trust me
And I didn't shoot them they're welcome back. Thank you. I don't see you, bro. How you doing? I'm doing it, bro. I'm doing good
Joe and every day is a fucking is a new adventure
We got league days. We got fucking coaching's today. We're getting clash. We're getting fucking
I'm doing off-stream warcraft 3 practice. It's good. It's good
All right, so some guys now we got to win remember we got a fucking win no more losing talked about folk here
We got to get it done. Are you gonna continue the eat-a-see jungle series?
Maybe maybe we'll see about it. We'll see about it. I
Think there's a lot of like other really like bullshit today right now
Yes, I stream was emotional. Can I tell you guys something honestly?
After my stream yesterday, I checked back on Jinx's VOD
Because I wanted to watch the I wanted to watch the the speech again and bro, I'm not gonna lie. I
Got goosebumps
I was like that's beach that was like
That was a fucking moment dude like people that were there and now you know, it's like if you were there, you know
That was a fucking moment in
That was one of the moments some I'd say I
Do and we're doing good. I go doing good. Oh, yeah, and then also this morning. I got breakfast with Laura
Once you a breakfast place
She was asking me, she was like, give it on to us, like, do you think we could order
some like breakfast?
And then I thought about it, I'm like, dude, I've been working like a lot recently, you
know, like I've been like, at my PC until like, at least midnight every day, we maybe
spend an hour or two together, like maybe, and that's sort of all we do.
So I was like, yeah, you know what, fuck it, let's go, let's eat breakfast.
So I got a little breakfast, and then afterwards, she did a tiny bit of like, shopping for like,
stuff and then I went to the the gym and it was good to run down my leg yesterday
and I'm talking about yesterday was a moment I have the most psychotic player
in the planet this is my jungle I don't even I'm really hoping fiddles not here
but he should be that's strange
That's very strange actually.
The one good thing about this game is that Marcaisa gets ahead of it, then we're gonna
be able to actually deal with the Nasus at least.
Ooh, what's this?
Is there any way they can website on...
Bruh.
Any chance?
I think I should just reset.
Fuck that sucks dude.
Wait what?
No, I gotta recall, I gotta recall, I gotta recall.
I'm fucking hearted and disgustingly fucking brain-bud.
That's the biggest face of the hour.
I gotta look or get a Kale Flash.
I'm just getting down to death, so I'm feeling good, bro, I'm feeling good today.
Today is one of those days, you know when it's like, you wake up and you're just like
I'm feeling good
Well tomorrow's gonna be the first time that I actually like hang out with my family and I think like
Since when I want to say I don't think I've seen my
My family since I spend a one week at their at their place when Laura's fun was over
So when was that it's been like what fucking?
almost like three weeks on Jesus
real time flies fuck me but I am tiny every day just feels so full like I
wake up in the mornings I go work out I stream for like 10 hours and
afterwards I like record some stuff for YouTube but I'll also fucking I'll also
sit there and I'll fucking like a practice 4-craft 3-off stream like dude
I'm telling my days are fucking like full recently
But it's okay, because after this week I think things are going to calm down a little bit.
What time is the class shot?
It's going to be around 9.
Around 9!
Sorry.
9, 9, 9!
I should really stop.
Okay, let's actually check on this cab after.
We got a word here to make sure that he's on it.
Let me check this on him.
I wonder if he's going to coaching today.
I'm not sure if there will be coaching, but I know that for sure there will be clash.
Okay, so we're going to have to get this and afterwards I'll run to the dragon.
uh... the chef wash
I don't even get this
this is so f**king disgusting in cancer
You know when you see something that genuinely makes you smile?
Like I saw in a league game how often does that happen to like once every four days?
Nice.
Are you still going to spank Jinx same?
But I'm going to be honest yesterday I was crazy.
It literally went from sexual role play to him one be nineing to doing the most insane speech ever to him
Jen the going fucking crazy
Like yes, it was literally a
That was actually crazy
All right, so now we're gonna have to just gonna have to play for the grump all the way to the car. So I should run
It's nice that we lost a giant by thinking it seemed okay.
Alright, so we're definitely going to want to see if we can play on the Wolves turn, then afterwards we can work on the rest of the bot side.
Okay, so now our best bet is if we just play for the wrappers and afterwards you just go
redcrugs and gangbots.
Maybe I'll actually skip my crugs.
The thing is, my ult's still down for a little longer, Kai'Sa wants to reset.
Yeah, even if I ran mid right now, you know what I mean?
It's like...
And uh...
It's not a chain there, it's not welcome.
Thank you.
Tell Jynxie to start banning Shyvana, okay?
Good luck, and so then...
Do you have a video that explains why League...
Uh...
What League is?
So I have an idea what's going on, and watch it on Jynxie.
You know what?
I could make a video on that someday in the future.
Like a video that's just like a crash course on League of Legends and how to enjoy it as
like a viewer even if you don't play.
That's a very good idea.
I'll meet you in the near future.
I'll see you in the next week or so.
Real.
And then whenever you get a kill you get like one three minute backup from the other guy.
I'm in this guy's shi- locks, no bro, no bro, no locks.
Okay
Where's fiddle
I mean you must have reset right am I am I like grieving my entire game right now by doing this I
Hope not
Who are the other two the other two should be hums mid lane and cadim ADC
But the only person that was so unconfirmed on this cadim
Did I swear I think a demon said the only guy on the planet where I can tell him like yo cadim
Do you want to play clash with the me?
Jinx see Tyler and hums, and then he'll be like, I don't know better. We'll play clash
it's like it does its own thing I respected why do you go top to bot every
single game so the reason why is because if you go top to bot then when you
clear your second full clear the dragon is going to be up so you can shoot as a
seventh camp because if you clear bot to top and you want to go for the dragon
and the next like 20 seconds after it spawns then you have to like give up
your topside to the path towards it, but both sides are on the same side of the map.
I
Shows W
Fuckets yeah, we're going in
Nice I'm gonna be honest it's looking kind of bad for the solos right now, but I think the witness
They check over here
Cheers, bro, all right
Now the only problem that is I'm not gonna have my suede for the giant bomb care. That's like a aura
What is this song name? This one is ZAPHALKS FOREVER.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the dragon and then
afterwards we'll see if we can play for the top to bottom.
All right
All right, let's say guys
I've also got Darth Maul today, I don't know what you mean. The fucking Darth Maul jokes, dude
Okay guys, we need a good song. We need a good song. We need a good song
How about I give you guys a bit of red hot chili peppers? Yes or no?
But actually, probably stopped by Folklare.
I think our best bet now is we just play for the Gromp all the way to Krugs and we should
be getting...
What's your favorite song?
My favorite?
One from the fandom of the Alper's Soundtracks.
So like you guys know how I listen to like this music on stream every day?
It's like if I were to show you my favorite song ever, you'd probably be like, oh, it's
stuffing out a sound like that, right?
Now I'll show you in a second, you'll see.
Okay, you guys want to listen to my favorite song?
Wait, we'll put this after.
So that's the music that I listen to every day.
And this is my favorite song.
I'm not kidding.
Okay, the lyrics go too hard, bro.
Phantom of the Opera 2003, favorite movie.
Okay, if we just keep on here, nice.
i mean i guess i was gonna keep getting archaic if i were gonna be okay
now we just play for the uh... and we gromp maybe look on the blue us all
perfect
so funny story about this movie right
the synopsis of this movie is pretty much that there's this guy that's like
horribly disfigured and fucked in the head
And he falls in love with this girl, right?
But this girl is in love with another dude
that's like convention attractive and handsome
that she's known since childhood.
So at one point I gave a presentation in college
about how this is proof that the black pill is real.
And this movie just shows that whether or not
you're attractive determines who you're gonna be able
to date in the future.
because also I was like full on in my fucking like a blackboard area you know
alright so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the Rift Herald and
then after we're gonna look on the bot side
Okay, so now we look for the top to bottom and then minute 40 on dragon we get that it's gonna be good
You sound like the kind of guy that watches horse porn on Sanis or so who's my chose Takramas I mean
I'm sick with the routers, the routers will put on the grab.
This was a song that played at mine and mora's first dance for our wedding.
Oh, that fucking dodge.
Okay, so now we're going to play for this and afterwards we can look on the Krugs and
after Krugs we'll look on the dragon.
Okay, free cleaver.
I mean listen, as long as we start stacking up these dragons, but I'm telling you it's
How many hours is the clash and I'm from Europe?
Yo Gigi's in the chat for that one guy from Europe.
Dude if you're from Europe it's 3 in the morning.
It's fucked for you bro.
The way that I'm dying will follow you
Wait what? Oh wow, I'm gonna be honest I don't think that was a real narcissist for a second
I'm fucking dead now
That's horrible
Yeah guys I, cause you know Fiddle 6 can like create effigies
For a second I was like oh it's just a fiddle effigy
Apigee, then I press cured. I'm like wait why didn't it die then I'm like wait why does that 5,000 HP then wait?
Why the fuck is my locks dad?
Yikes, it's okay though. We can someone easily
Said Kai and I vote they're in the problem. Okay. Thank you
Wait for guys listen listen listen listen listen listen
I know what you mean um
My wife is such a point for not allowing me to name our daughter Donna as Doha now a acronym
I'll hack them. What do I do about this? But I'm gonna be honest. That's just the one shitty thing about marriage
The one she think about marriage is I'm not allowed just having free reign over naming your kids
Like did you understand how many days I've tried convincing Laura that the name DJ?
Dante's junior would go hard as fuck. I'm like, I'm like Laura, baby listen to me
We call him DJ and it's that's for fucking Dante's junior. She's just like semi
She looks at me like I have fucking ulcers on my face, you know what I mean, like...
It's like it made one day, though.
One day.
The good news is, at least...
At least the cats, the cats, you know what I mean?
Like, our male cat is named Hackrim and the female cat is Yumi.
So it's like, at least they pay homage.
I
We need to get the blue chair thing is I'm gonna have
Yeah, I think it's gonna be hard to win but also very doable
Which I know sounds like I'll bring this mid
I think that is rather than Vodger to be real
And there he is
Bro, I- what the fuck is that?
I literally die instantly
Oh my god, I mean that's just fucking-
Wow
Yeah, I mean like fiddle no flash
Can we get a word here though?
Is there any chance we can get a word here though?
Jesus fucking Christ
This guy's to just type something in French, okay, and I'll chance it for you guys I
Am not happy with what you just did to me there motherfucker
Wake up. God damn it
as well both your parents are upstairs
wait i'm not laughing anymore i'm gonna lose the game
oh wait actually it's fine okay good
there's nothing out of that!
sorry again
alright no one back up
yeah there's nothing that we can do to fight though
Like the second cosidizer, I think it's just like kind of chalked actually wait, what?
Bro, Sion faster!
Fuck!
I mean listen, if I can get this and then I can also get my, I'll be the next summary.
Why did you not go to Jason the Wien's birthday party, but I'm a married man with two cats
from Canada.
I'm not going to, I'm not going to file to L.A. to go to Jason the Wien's 22nd birthday
party you know what I mean are you gonna play work half you with salt later that
was hilarious this morning uh maybe bro maybe I'll have to see though just as I
have to be up early tomorrow
They have to be up early tomorrow, so stay up till 4am to play Warcraft, we'll see about
that.
But probably like worst case scenario like Sunday night.
At dawn test, you had time to go to all those diddy parties.
Okay, yeah, and I found my wife, I wanted them, what's your point?
Now I don't need to go to them anymore.
I'm kidding.
I met her in Germany and she's over the age of consent.
She's actually older than me, Blue.
Like a year.
Turn around and I get a little bit lonely.
Turn around.
We need to kill this.
I'm gonna be honest, I only have to come here.
like they got it nice well i guess
uh can we walk up here?
i mean if i go in guess what happens fiddle alt
he's gonna alt he's gonna alt
no he's
He's on close. Wow. He's on close. He's on close.
Kill kill kill kill kill kill.
Oh, God, we got a fucking jerk off here.
We need to jerk her off. We need to jerk off until she's edging.
We need to fucking edge her to death right now.
bro ain't no fucking way dude, what?
uh, we should buy a num
listen guys, have one listen
have one
I need you now tonight and I need you more than I ever will be holding on forever
I mean this actually looks low-key kind of fucking awful
yeah this looks really bad oh this looks really horrifically horrible
me ok maybe we can clear like our topside and then did they already get the crab
fucking crazy out there shitty crab
oh guys this one's a rough one because the promise that they scaled with kale they
scaled with Nasus and they're scaling with Fiddle. God damn it.
You know what it feels like when you play against champs like Khailed, Nasus, Vladimir
and shit like that? And this is going to sound crazy, but it's true. It's like you spawn
into the universe in like 1920 and there's like baby Hitler surrounded by a billion bodyguards
and if you don't somehow find a way to like ingame him then like World War 2 breaks out
but it's like how the fuck are you supposed to get through a million bodyguards you know
what I mean?
And they're just there and it's like you know what's coming next but you can't do anything
to stop it even though like you wish you could.
That's sort of feels like watching these hyperscalers like fucking scowls oblivion.
it's so aids to the subject so aids like oh nice so they got to 27 minutes in the
game so now we just lose because they drafted these two times fucking cheers
did like it's literally so crazy bro
Okay, we need to get this one then also get an elixir.
Hey, listen, it's not our number guys, it's not our number.
Oh, wait a second.
Oh my god, wait, Kale just griefed.
I'M A FUCKING WAITED!
Well, we lost. I'm lucky.
I mean listen, it's unironically I'm lucky. Like first game of the day we play against Nasus Kale. You know what I mean? Like, it's like genuinely I'm lucky. It's genuinely I'm lucky.
Can you tell James to react to some more world's themes, maybe the world ceremonies, maybe.
Name your kid it's like, so you go into a sick ass analogy every time you see them.
Do that would be crazy actually.
Wait, let me see Flora's down.
Baby?
Okay.
I need to run you by an idea that Chatterjoo said.
he said in the future when we have like children like years from now whatever
that we name one of the kids it's like that way I go on a fucking sick analogy
every time I like call his name out
3600
Sorry mommy, can I suck your feet as punishment now oh no, please don't spank me
Oh fuck, okay, no I didn't actually think you would do it again.
I would never, I would never do it on a, on a, on a moment of
pain.
You think you can get a slipper?
Alright.
Alright guys, looks like we're not getting the, it's like kid name, huh, Mucky?
All right, so it's a
Your sister is crazy.
Yeah, that's why I married her, bro.
Guys, I cannot think of anything more cuck-a-jacent than allowing your sister to date another
man.
Think about it.
You want her to have the best side possible with the best partner, and you're willing
to throw her out to the wolves and date a man that could be abusive or mistreating her?
You know what I mean?
Just think about it, guys.
Like why not just sit there and take accountability, right?
And then you sit there and you live up to what you were born on this planet to do, continue
the bloodline, genuinely.
Alright, Echo Ezreal, Echo Ezreal.
And uh, Auschwitz, 7-6-1-1, so Mac, thank you.
And who do you think you are?
I am trying to be like you.
I don't know whether to be complimented or horrified, honestly.
On a real note, what would you actually want to name your son in the future?
No idea.
The kid gets my last name, so Laura gets to choose the first name.
That's who we decided on.
And I think it makes sense, like, if you sit there and you want the kid to have your last name,
It should be the other partner that has like full control over the first time
That's why every night when she goes to bed
I just pay like hypnosis and her your don test junior don does junior one day
She's gonna come up to me on parole and free will I
Said I love you so much and you're amazing
Don't just shoot him, man, you're a mess!
Have you given me a f**king calm?
Does that kinda suck your salt?
Do you feel assaulted?
I know.
Okay, let me undo it.
Do the loopy dance!
I don't know how to do that.
Do you know how to do it?
Put the camera up, get the shirt in your mouth, and do the dance.
My game is starting!
I'll do it later!
Do it now!
Yeah!
I can go watch the Dishman's.
Alright.
Alright, I have to play for a...
for a, I was going to say top to bot clear this game, bossy, now low kill it's actually
clear towards top, I think that might be better here, alright let's go, yeah, I was
I
Guess your son to subject his name to DJ did I actually well
Imagine you just like up to the kid every day your name should have been Dante's junior
I will not love you until your name is Dante's junior. Like you just do like literal generational emotional trauma, dude
No, that's the next level and I did be there in the primal I come. Thank you
All right, we're gonna play for the Raptors all the way to the ground I
Don't see don't play any ads
Well, I played the bare minimum so bare minimum is two minutes an hour and the only reason why I play three minutes in hours
because that's the only way that you can actually avoid pre-roll ads because it didn't used to be like that it used to be that like
You didn't have to play the three minutes, but they made it a thing so
one.
All right guys, so I have good news. The good news is that we are two minutes in
and my top laner died and my barn also died too. And a bathroom probably, come.
Thank you.
Okay, well, that's actually just like complete fucking terrible to be honest.
I think we're just going to see me play on the blue and then upwards and I'm going to
I was trying to die here, too.
Oh, good W, good W.
So Jace Flash is down.
I can only have 24 CS and he's ganking bot, what does that tell us?
It tells us he only cleared 6 camps.
Now if he only cleared 6 camps, what does that tell us?
It tells us he never cleared the bot crab.
So when I go to the bot crab, what's going to happen?
Fucking jungle gap, fucking bitch boy.
I'm probably going to die on this now, unless I outplay it.
I mean like that's genuinely on Maki though because the thing is that if the, well, so
if the crab would have actually been up here then I could have like killed it and smited
it in time but because it was like already like near the bottom side it would just fuck
everything.
Picker is always late pre-stream lines of coke dude what?
You know what the craziest thing about some of Jinx's viewers are
It's like you guys are gonna literally love him more than your own parents
But then you're gonna just verbally abuse them every chance you can you don't I mean
Was like I get the dynamic
Alright, we're gonna play on the Wolves, and after that Wolves will look on the Gromp.
There's your touch.
Nice.
Okay, so now we can just play for the Gromp.
Oh, cool, yeah bro.
I love when they play Subward.
Are you fucking serious?
Oh, please don't steal it. Please don't steal it. Please don't steal it. Please don't steal it.
Nice. Alright, cool.
Okay, so now we can just get the glatonious grivos, and then we can run to drag.
I don't want to be playing Clash of Jinx today and what time is it at?
Okay listen, whatever you do, do not, do not, do not, DO NOT!
Check the pinned comment.
Whatever you do, DO NOT!
Look at the pinned comment.
But yeah, no it won't be. It's gonna be like 9.
Am I getting invaded on my red here? I really hope not, but if the Akali, okay nice.
I was gonna say if she's not farming her wave then she'll probably fuck.
Okay, we have to go for the bot to top here.
Okay, um, BTT, bot to top.
Ooh nice.
Guys, you know what I think would be really fun to do with Jynxie?
I don't want you guys to tell me if something's ever done before, if it's something that you
think would sound interesting.
I really have always loved Black Ops 2 zombies, do you ever think you'd be down to do a run
of it?
Has he ever done non-shimmy 4?
No.
Yeah, Loki, Loki actually, yeah.
And Rainer, Snitch, and Marvel, Tharingasur subs, and Zyper, Tharing the Five Guns, us
all.
Thank you guys.
I'm going to start fucking sashing my throat in front of everybody in my house right now
in-game. Okay, I won.
Uh, yeah.
I think he would, uh, he wouldn't like to die.
No, okay.
Teaching Easter eggs then would be hilarious.
Yeah, but the thing is, I don't know any of the Easter eggs,
because I was a little brother.
So it's like my big brother would sit there,
and he would fucking, like, learn all this shit.
And then I'd just be the little autistic re-dart
around you know I mean like you'd be like dude we need to do this and I'm
like okay
you know what you know what one of the craziest things about the cod community
was though who remembers what you used to call it when you would like have a
train of zombies does anybody remember the specific wording that it used to be
called like that was crazy like to think this is like a nine year old sitting
there and calling it that was like only those that played the game actually know
you know what I mean like you know if you know but you don't know if you don't
know okay I want to just play bot to top off of us I'm never pine towards up
again and so it's just like the most miserable thing ever I've had to word
It's up and then it's always like top and it goes on and on.
All right.
Does he have a blue buff? Okay, it doesn't have blue buff, so that means he never cleared
my top side.
so since we got to his camps we have an automatic leader for you just go for it
you know what if nefiri gets us that's very good but i don't think she would
a close to being top why
but that's so fucking weird by whichever do that
we're like it now but genuinely what the fuck would i call you ever to be
but if you're was gonna get anything
I'm going to be honest, my energy levels aren't that high right now, they're really not.
why the f*** is my doppelganger in settings?
Hey, baby.
What the fuck was that?
That was chaotic.
Alright, Krug's to Gromp and then we're going to get them.
All right, we need to get it done
All right guys listen we just fall on Raptors wolves gromp, it's free
like did this is crazy like I'm gonna be on is 070 is fucking crazy
but at least we got his wave now fucking loser
team sabotage, rank manipulation, there we go, okay we have to look on this right now.
Can you do a shim with a shock card and every time you get a kill you get shocked?
Okay, I should and then every time I like move off camera because I need to go to the bathroom
Then like Lord just starts having menacingly and then I get like PTSD
All right
I don't know why the fuck is Jaycee here?
Dude this is crazy.
Wow.
This is like unironically insane by the way.
I read someone on the entire board.
We are ff-ing, right?
I'm not meant to be honest,
he's probably the only guy on the team
that can actually say that.
But we can, wait, can maybe win.
Yeah, we're gonna have to play for the Herald for sure.
Alright, so I think what we're going to try doing here is we're going to go for the wrappers
and after the wrappers I'll go for Wolves Gromp and then after.
Now real shit, I'm not doing bad this game.
Like I'm behind the Echo in Gold but not on XP and that's what really matters.
Looks like gangplank is so somewhat threatening.
you know what this gangplank is like?
oh yes and chance I get her and if he gets this she needs to dodge
Okay guys, let's put the music up a little bit.
Okay guys, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, we can actually win.
I'm telling you guys, we saw the chance this game, you know shit.
Like Loki, give it a chance, just give it a minute.
Give it one fucking minute, do you guys understand?
Yes or no, do you guys understand one fucking minute?
I don't want to let him get this though!
Oh fuck me.
Alright well maybe we can contest the next one.
Now I'm going to say it, like listen I'm just going to say it.
You know what it's like when your teammate in League goes 0-9-0?
it's like you're doing a five versus five
and one of your teammates is a legitimately dead grandma
right that's like a hundred years old and she's dead right like she can't
move or anything
but she has like super aids right
so you're sitting there like okay well
maybe
if the enemy team is like fucked up enough that they saw like
having sex with like the corpse in game obviously or not in real life
then maybe there's a chance that it could be useful
that's what it's literally like when you have a fucking zero nine zero teammate
it's like
Like you are the most useless piece of shit ever, but maybe if the enemy team is just like really retarded and fucked up
There might be a chance that you're not that fucking worthless. You know what I mean like not in your life though
All right, let's get it done now
Nice
All right, we got our black cleaver now
So I mean do it
Play on the hell to re-force the fight we can maybe one.
I don't know if he's strong guys, I don't know if he's strong, I promise you.
God damn it.
Nice.
You've been more specific. I'd be able to help you, but more specific. I'd be able to help
you. Alright, so sweet guys. So winnable. Okay, we have to get our racks. I meant after
the racks to pay for top crowd. I know I want to play winnable now. I'm making a tuned
salad right tuna salad right now dude fuck you're fucking tuna salad bro
queue up why the fuck are you eating if you're not at least masters bro why why
do you deserve food think about it I'm eating a tuna salad you should be
EATING SHIT!
LITTLE SHIT!
FEEZES!
Let's see if we can look at this.
Uhhh...
yeah fuck this fuck this yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes they
over commit here this good
bro I don't care who's gonna contest us dude who's gonna contest and as your one
before I don't give a shit
go go go go go
so now please
whoo nice well played well played
now try to live, try to live, try to live
oh, fuck
no nefarious or anything like that, we have to try
we have to try
one, we have to try, two
I didn't realize that she had Seekers, my bad.
That's my fault, I should have checked her items before going in there.
Alright guys, we need a song.
We need a song.
Okay, let's get buddy.
search a monster cat 2012 mix it's it's Friday night
look here make me want to listen to mix right now any SpongeBob fans in the
chat autists unite
the food, but more kin, the less one to fall, will never sacrifice the will.
Okay, so I caused the stickers now too, god damn it, fuck me in the fucking ass.
Sweet, sweet victory, when it's all time breaking, one, two, fuck, how do you even fight
though
Maybe we played through like med I don't even know bro like we need to find a good place here
But I don't even know where the fuck we would find this
Maybe we can try for kill on this, maybe.
I don't like this idea
Oh brother
Fuck man, I mean this game is just really really really difficult
Like, the problem is that they have sole right, so they have a permanent advantage, so it's
It's very very very hard for us right now.
It's like extremely hard.
Oh, good dodge.
What?
Ah.
It's on over yet. It's on over yet. It's on over yet.
not over yet guys, not over yet
oh no
HOLY FUCK
wait
oh my god the sonia is god damn it
wait wait wait though wait though
Now we need a cancer user.
need grudge so so I don't know
We need our gangplank to be the serpent and slave
Okay, we have to maybe get elder to I don't know
Yeah, this shit just looks so horrible, bro
Well, I'm not gonna lie that this is so horrible bro, bro, bro, bro
Do you guys understand what's happening in this game? Look at this. Zone is our glass zone is our glass
Zonias hour they have four fucking zonias! GG I mean we just lose we
we just lost it is what it is
oh I'm lucky
Okay, you know what I think we're going to start doing against champs like Ekko and you
start recamping.
I can't focus against them.
Wow.
Wow you make the French for me so happy that's good aqua. Jesus. Team sold. I mean the thing
is that it's not even like the team's fault necessarily apart from the gank tank.
How dauntless Jinx is feeling s-s-t today. How do you know?
What?
Did I see what's- did I have this hands?
Why is he always like-
The fuck is he watching? What is this?
What even is this dude and uh, motivation in the primal outcome?
Thank you.
I'm on a 4-game losing streak, what should I do?
Hold the family dog hostage and emotionally blackmail your parents into letting you sale
down from school until you make up all the LP loss.
Jesus, dude.
What do you want us to mix from on to God 2012?
guys I saw a clip on Twitter earlier that I didn't watch you save it from
shim do you guys want to look at it together yes or no
so someone had made this clip right but it's like I completely forgot this so
let's watch what I say here
Nice.
All right guys, let's hope that we can get our first one of the day an hour into the stream
You got old what the fuck no do you guys want to actually see do you guys actually want to see young dog test?
Don't know shorts videos oldest
Jesus.
you look the same yeah low-key I think I just like got a bit older
You honestly just look like you have more hair
Okay, please don't say that bro. I've unironically been training every day for the last five years since son
Please don't say the only thing that changes my hair
His hair sauce and change one half is fucking gone
I should say strong, but I'm weak.
all right, talk to Bart Folkler, let's go.
We look out to look for the red to grump, and then once we get that, it's gonna be good.
I'm a young minor third and so-and-so Mac. Thank you
A little bit of fucking AJ are in there, so let's go guys
We need to get a win now we need to get a win genuinely
Like it's enough of these fucking fuck ass losses, bro
Enough of these fuck ass fucking losses
Good news is we only lost 2 though so we wouldn't 2 were back to even on the day.
Alright, we have to look for the Raptors and afterwards we cleared the boss and now we're
going to be getting.
How many hours until Clash?
5 ish.
that
Hey guys, so listen we look for the wolves and then afterwards grump blue and then we can book on block robin
As long as we can clear our camps here. We're gonna be fine. Oh
Watch Junko stream fast. Why is everyone saying this?
Did you buy the fucking guys want me to watch this?
Now I'm fucking
I'm going to say it's only a matter of talking until he has an ice show meet moment.
If you know you know.
shorts and they ain't gonna hold up for long nice very good
I'm weak. And what's wrong with that? Is there any chance that our H-Ox is in left
here? Awww. Yeah, I'm going to be honest, I think my best bet is I go on Wolvesline
after I go for the blue. Because if I go blue, I know that she walks down, she can
just might serve for me so let me do this here
nice no W
what's up bro!
perfect
Yeah, let me not do that actually.
Okay, let's get this here and then we're gonna be getting.
Just, man, are you kidding me?
Talk to my folks here, we're gonna be getting them.
From a number of one to 10,
how hard would you bust inside of Jinxie?
That's a good question.
That's a really good question.
You know what? Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something right now.
Centuries ago, philosophers used to ask questions like to be or not to be.
Nowadays they ask streamers how hard they would bust inside of their other
streamer friends. You know, it's like low key.
I want you to just know that you are continuing a line in generation of people
just seeking knowledge and the truth.
So just keep doing it while you're a truth seeker.
Okay, we look on the wobs and affords, we look on the gromp here.
We need to wait for this here.
I'm really hoping Halks wins this.
Nice!
Very good, very good.
I would like to invade this after two.
should be either be topside or clearing her... maybe like clearing her bot side.
It's actually looks like a genuinely free gang by the way.
Oh
Shens here and they got a TP. Wow, that's fucked
Yeah, I'm resetting I'm sorry, bro, I'm resetting
My bro, I'm sorry, I'm resetting. I'm not I'm not saying it
go to jinx's stream dude if i open jinx's stream and you're
suing another zesty dance i'm not listening to you guys again
stop
stop bro i'm in the middle of a ranked game and you're making me fucking
Stop!
Again, we need to play for the topside bar and we're going to be getting...
Alright, so now we just started the crying so then after it's going to come out, we're
All right, so we just heard the calling, so then after it took on the wrappers
Okay, so now thing is I could have maybe looked on the grubs here, but
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I think grub is probably better than just clearing bot side
I don't want just one BAP on the map, especially when the Shennauth is on cooldown
you
all right guys we get the grubs and then after grubs I want to see if I could
look on this blue nice grump blue
but I don't understand where's the briars she's not putting these camps
right now. Wow there she is. Are you fucking mysterious?
Oh, go talk to botcher.
Action.
Oh, okay.
Now we've got to play for this here.
I don't know why, but there's a lot of reasons to move on.
What's this playlist?
I switch my playlist.
This is a conquer one.
I don't know what I play too long.
I don't know if I can look for a kill on the RHR, but we can definitely look for an
NBA on their topside.
Very good.
Dude, give me something higher!
Very good.
Dude, give me something hard!
Chats, I want to be also ready.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Which one is this you're gonna find out bro listen
you
Wow
That song was a fucking moment, bro
But what like I feel like there's nothing they could even follow that up with like you need to put on something
Choke is like nothing is gonna match that vibe. You know what I mean?
It's like you need to put on something like low-key cuz like what do you would even play after that, bro
You know what I mean? It's like what the fuck to even play after that
Please.
And take a little too much caffeine.
Anyways.
Oh, my D.
All right, so Baron's up in 90.
Okay guys, listen, so what we're gonna have to do here is everyone listening.
We play on our red buff and then maybe you could look on the crab, low key, but if we
didn't find a player on the crab it could be good, ooh.
I need Q-Sax.
If I have Q-Sax I'm gonna go fucking crazy on them. Are you guys ready for this? Yes or no?
Last fucking can sir. I didn't realize that if you got sawns you actually can enter the the rift herald
That's the first time I've ever seen that in an interaction, that's right.
It makes sense, but still counts, sir.
I can really find a good alt-angle there, I think what I should have done there is I
should have just went in and then not committed.
Oh
Fucking me that's so fucking ass
Ouch we need something else
All right, that's what the vibe is made.
you
So like this is the reason why I started I stopped playing like a sauce and
heck from right cuz like the smolder right now who's supposed to be squishy
has 3000 health so I could give some an effect of like 2k extra and then it's
just like if you got hit by anything you fucking die in something like it really
sucks like it really fucking blows dick like it really it really sucks is like I
love a sauce and raccoon by just something it's viable I didn't like the
one time I would think like okay you know what I've been really this could be
good I could maybe some well it's like I just got shown the reason why I should
number do them
80 C's being able to build items like chosen and clear version number be allowed
Yeah, just like, fucked.
We're going to have all foshers up for the next fight on Baron, so that could be good.
I
Then it's like I got so I'm so I can't fucking do shit
I mean listen small diving no flash so I can now exhaust for next five charge we have
Oh wow, what the fuck is that damage? Jesus!
smaller dead for baron, we have to fight it then
and
okay guys i can please fucking be honest baron's mother so you can be like ten
seconds late. Now if we can dodge the briar ult, I think it's game winning. But it's
like we need to dodge the briar ult. How nice for you. Back up, back up, back up. Smolder
is going to be alive now, we just back up, we play slow for this. It's free.
wait did this time just grief heart as fuck for no reason i feel like this guy went mad
Wow.
And some of those on me.
All right guys, listen.
Do we just?
No, we don't know this, we don't know this, we don't know this.
We're going to lose mid and head, but if we play on this solo and we get it, it could
be fine.
We need this dragon though.
I'm a bonus friend, I'm a real bad kicker, I'm a friend.
Alright, let's see what you share.
I'm gonna go through.
I'm not a lot of the thing we can maybe on the game now.
Nice.
I think we can win!
Oh my god, we have two seconds, please we're good we're good
Yo, it's good to have you there in 10 months for a tier 2 thank you, I'm mad at revolution,
yeah mine are thanks for the subs.
It's okay, that's fine.
Chat time, one of you guys want to see a classic League of Legends clip that I'm in my show
Jynx today.
This guy streamed for years, became one of the biggest streamers on Twitch and everything,
This clip is his legacy.
I
Dauntless quick Jynx is doing another zesty dance
bro there is no way he's doing another zesty dance
We do got banned!
Not for fun 2020, who is that?
Oh dude, someone dodged.
I mean, do the- no, this is a job like, gonna be game over.
Pretty sure we have better comp?
No, bro.
No bro.
It was a gangplank from earlier, no it wasn't.
Adontis, do you want to go to the quarterfinals for the World Cup with Jinx in Miami?
Yeah dude, it literally costs for one ticket the down payment of a house. Let me do that.
All right, let's hope for the best here guys.
Is Jhinx in RL? Streamer, now he's Rainbow Six streamer. One most prolific gaming streamers out
out there right now and soon after on the problem welcome thank you thank you
I
Does it 37 kids not that much. Okay. I'll make you ask the deal if one of you right now sends me
50,000 us dollars as a donation
I'll go to the World Cup with James
Deal or no deal.
Fast! Limited time offer.
Alright.
This game is going to send you over the edge. Hopefully not.
Holy good offer deal
But it's only 50k if each of you guys donates $5 we're going to the world's cup
I should wait it would be like 15
Uh, low-key media should actually clear towards the top of this game.
If I lose this game, it's because I didn't clear towards the top, that's it.
We got to get it done here, guys.
Okay, so we're gonna look for the Krags and go all the way to the Gromp here, and uncle
there is a welcome.
Thank you.
Okay, so now we're gonna just gonna play for Raptors. We're gonna clear up about the side and then we should win
But you rather three winning lanes are ending world hunger, how does ending world hunger benefit me personally?
Obviously through any lanes anybody that doesn't choose as a fucking sociopath
psychopath has something wrong with them all right so look for the Wilson
after this is gonna be grump into blue let's go
Okay, so we got the blue and then after blue can maybe look on something bot here.
I think I'll be really good.
I thought there was chance, better walks up here.
It's good buddy.
But I have felt that I'm in prime welcome.
Thank you.
Okay, if it only has 23 CS, perfect, double-crab angle.
So we do get a double crab, but I should probably just reset it, honestly, unless...
just break this freeze nice and I agree there three or something like you run
what's good everything everything is good right now if your wife was going to
leave you if you didn't play team on top board you do well believe it or not but
when I played that team on top on ice to dabble in a little bit of the mouth
Okay, so now we're just going to play for the Krugs to gromp and let me show you again.
I lost my, I lost my Raptors! Wait, can you reward this?
Yo, any chance we could reward this?
I
Are we serious?
I mean that's just fucking AIDS.
Why does she get a ton of sums though?
Do you think in Moe will tank your assassin jungles better?
Do you think in Moe will tank your assassin jungles better and always tanky?
Because Moe players normally aren't good enough to make assassins work.
So if you just play something that's tankier, you can have way more success.
But it doesn't as you click to do a red mark on the ground, spacebar.
It's a tack move click so setting in your
settings
All right, let's see guys
Okay, not bad.
Okay, so we're gonna get the crugs enough that I'll clear the rafters too.
Yeah, it's okay.
I'm gonna have to take a little bit more caffeine.
I'm yawning, bro.
I'm yawning and it's like 4pm.
What the fuck?
I mean, it's because I have to go to the bathroom though, too.
We're going to do a bathroom caffeine break after this one
So we're gonna look for the
Botside and after Botside, I'll probably just end up checking out the grub stairs if it could work on it
Can we get a ward here?
Guys, is there any chance for a ward here please?
I
Top winner has more HP
Now, Fiddle could ult him, but I don't think we would just like, share up, lose.
I'm going to just answer.
As the judge just countered him, like if the Syndra just rotates out to the first playover,
team death but it's like our fjord did everything right but it's like why the fuck would our
central priority not rotate to a play that i pinged literally 8 times like if i pinged
8 times it's not just for fun, you know what I mean, like...
Okay, maybe we could actually look for, like, some kind of play ball outside here.
I
Haven't if I go in it's worth this like I don't have any matter
Yo, no way you're recalling, no way. I mean, Chastity Pea, Chastity Pea, it's okay.
I don't want you to tell boys we're good.
Nice!
Winner's Q. Invite us both side now.
Okay guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
I love when viewers come in my chat and give me like tips and tricks or like helpful advice
or stuff like that, right?
please please please don't type shit like this you know I mean like if you're
gonna sit there and try to give me like helpful advice you know and it's crazy
too because it's like he comes in the chat he typed six seven and it's like
one minute later like what changed in his life in one minute you know what I
but yeah not that kind of advice alright guys
alright we need the wrappers then we need the rest of all sounds coming in
I'm not even going to look for any mid-gank sir.
Dog threw in a fun fact for no reason. Yeah, it wasn't even like a fun fact.
It was just like a fact, you know what I mean?
two kills on the cindra i'll take it
Also, I'll just keep fighting this.
i'm not going to go in like too crazy though but yeah let's see something
uh... next item
it's gonna have to be like another cleaver star axe game i just hope that's not a f**k up game
no more axe game mark no
oh nice
so our top laner is losing 1v1 now
i think we just have to give this a hold
Ooh, double kill on Sinra. She's okay getting really strong, I like that.
Okay, so now we'll get the Raptors, and after Raptors, I could look on the Rift held button once here.
Sinra's Altiless, we have no vision or anything, unless...
with Nami?
Yo, you're gonna have to TP though, bro.
Oh, she doesn't have to TP that's even better.
Nice, now we just have to clear our boss up, play through this, I'm just gonna be in
the center again.
9 minutes wait till 8 it would be 4 am for me to have fun, thank you Ro.
I mean I wish it would be earlier but we just have to go by like Riot scheduling for how they do it unfortunately.
Because the problem is that Riot's like standard NA server is like in pacific time,
so it means the latest time is like 6pm you know.
That's good pimp.
I know about that one bro.
Alright, so if you're just getting absolutely fucking ass-aboyed, then you're gonna have
Fucking ass blasted and every single one of her holes in the top lane which isn't good but it's fun.
I'm nearly getting, cause you did get interested in jungle and I like monsters. Is Rex a good choice to learn? Yeah, Rex does a lot of fun.
A lot of skill expression with it too. You're gonna enjoy it.
3.5k viewers, jingxi made you?
yeah, ironically.
if it wasn't for jingxi, there was a very good chance i'd be streaming maybe like an
hour or two a day and only during youtube nowadays.
I was just like crazy to think, but...
You're on the line.
I fucking hate how silence makes it so you can't get in the fucking aisle.
I'm James, I'm probably welcome. Thank you.
How do you get better in jungle? Look at the advice I get James in, in the mods and stuff.
Have you focused on doing some of the stuff that I show him that's coming out?
I don't know what I'm saying.
Alright guys, this is one minute until Barondo.
Question is, how fucked up is it going to be on this fight?
And a peaceful family in Manselmark.
Thank you.
You actually go hard.
I mean I guess what we could actually do shows we could play on like the wolves and then scout
for vision around baron.
You really need our Sin for the match, because Fiora can't anymore.
i don't
now just don't have to listen to the shit
i don't have a smile it's i don't have a smile
because again just so all nice perfect as i'm trying
because i know for this we're gonna uh... recent play on uh... stocks and
You know what the game is this side on the dragon fight. I'm gonna do something that not many players do
I'm gonna buy
Double group this and then this I'll look so for the spice can be huge
And I have on down prime and both amazing on some back
Now I'm all I don't know what you anime referencing but you have one it is I don't watch it
Uh, Syndra, you need to match the Camille.
Like, Syndra, I wish it wasn't you, but you have to do it.
I'll shove out a wave mid.
I want to just clear out all the vision that they might have so that if they walk in they
walk in blind.
So they have nothing on this area, the re-establishing dominance.
I think literally just playing around this bush is our best bet.
I mean I agree with you, but it's like the problem is that playing assassin nowadays just
feel so ass bro. Like most of your games feel literally unplayable. All right. Jesus Christ.
I mean real talk we could honestly just play on the crab and then maybe bot to top clear
Oh, this looks really good, nice, very good, okay, so the shape thing about this game is
so we didn't get the solo earlier but yeah you know what fuck it let's actually play up here
this engine is retarded she should have left your the only one to walk in
and then we just hover over here and they would number guess
I'm walking around here so that if the enemy tries blocking off, or Sinja if you are, I'm
like a bulwark.
I need to sit there and act as some kind of buffer so they can't get a flank.
why why are you chasing bro what the fuck are you doing
I mean like how the fuck did fiddle get there?
It's not making any of that.
Okay, we have to play for Baron.
I think before we go to set a baron vision, I'm going to go play for the herald.
I think I'm going to just like Ash is solocarried the game.
No, it's in the Ash is solocarried, no glades.
They put on 100% ulti, you want to wave?
Realistically we should just baron, we should just baron, baron, baron, baron, baron, baron!
There are two clues on my game.
I'll just finish it fast please.
Reset ASAP.
I never saw him.
I saw my flashback start since I didn't marry him.
I never can eat in summer.
Nice.
I've been waiting for this to do this one.
All right.
I'm trying to think of what works as the next item, maybe his Rev is all should be decent,
They don't really have any anti-heal or shield
Yeah, I just didn't have to get this here
Well, let me, I used to not...
Yeah, I don't think we can end. I think best bet is we just like take all the sums that we got and we'll call it a win.
Oh my god, wait, Phyrra can TP actually. Hold on.
Wait, it might actually be a win or both.
I
Mean we won oh my god another win holy shit, that's to know, baby
We take those all right guys, I need a piss and caffeine rejuice, okay, I
Need piss and caffeine rejuice give me a second
Thank you.
you
I
So guys
Number one by one wait did I open up my your shop skins? Oh, yeah nice a bunch of trash
Okay guys
Man Lord went out for breakfast this morning, so I'm eating the leftovers
well that's something on the menu called like pickle fries and it's fries with
this like creamy pickle tasting sauce actually show you as long as they break
I want to bathroom
.
Would you guys end up getting um so I got the pickle fries with this like breakfast burger
sound much and then I got these like breakfast tacos
I
Dehydration is not real they made you believe it so they could get you addicted to water so they can tell to you forever true
I know ironically too
All right
I
Do you know this book on bro
Senna karma Victor
The grumb is a dickhunter, wow.
Bro, how age is this shit?
Chew it in your mouth, close you nasty bitch.
I don't want to chew it.
Or guys you'll stop some bacon
I'm gonna be honest this game looks like it could be hard
I'm gonna be honest and say I don't know what you mean I mean it's been a long time I mean
It's been there for a while, Loki.
For the time I was born.
And I have seven to prime, welcome.
Thank you.
Is that reason you're a physical conqueror?
It just feels so fucking useless.
Like, do you know what I mean when I say that?
I'm almost out of my food, but I don't need you.
Bro, our first game today went 0-14.
Our second gank plank is getting level 2 killed so it's singed.
How is this even happening?
Alright, let me set up.
Can we get more ASMR videos in the future?
Loki, maybe.
Alright, then we're just going to play on this, and then after these two counts we're
going to go double crab, because Buccon played for three counts, botgang.
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
tell one of the almost many throw be honest
it's on the same guy i said no it's on but so i didn't say in mic what the fuck
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I'd rather not look for
You know what I will look for a buck actually because he played on the crowd first
Now I know it's worded bro
No way this shit is warded, dude.
Alright, nice.
I
Guys listen we get our gluttonous griefs and we talked about folk there
We look you need to like fix the place a bit. What do you want to listen to?
Let's listen to
What is this all right and then up we just play bot side clear into dragon
How many of you have to get challenger?
Challenger I think is 800 so if I'm not mistaken.
So at 800 we would need to get another 700.
That's okay we have time we're good.
Literally all it takes is like 2 or 3 days to actually walk in properly and we got it.
No fucking way, bro, ain't no fucking way, bro Wow
I mean I'll just keep fighting this. I have numbers, you don't.
You know what, let's actually still look on the crab.
Well they just got the pickaxe and then after that we should begin.
It's all we need to do right now.
And uh, new retouch time, and you're welcome back. Thank you.
I made down for it, honestly.
Lookit, what if I did like a rainbow siege six arc, similar to what he's doing with League?
Wasn't I gonna try to go for like Diamond and R6?
So there's like one isolated like, okay, I'm gonna play.
I tried out for like two weeks straight.
I don't have to wait until we finish the challenge first.
I don't have to get a challenger until the 27th.
So it doesn't kick me in the throat.
What's this song? Yeah, the song Loki fucking sucks.
All right, we need Kroggs then after Kroggs we've run it all the way to fucking Gromp.
Kroggs to Gromp it's gonna be free.
The only kind of shitting is I got the giant, but I guess we can maybe look on the grubs.
Okay, not bad.
Okay, so is there any way that we can maybe look on the grubs here?
actually try for it. What? I mean, I was just like all
touted if she's just gonna do that, like...
Like, is she actually serious for that?
Jesus Christ.
All right, then we'll do this plan to reset here
Oh, all right, let's say guys
When you're gonna do fan mail may one day, bro, I'll see
I think our best bet is just like top to bottom here, like as long as we can make a play on
the Raptors and afterwards maybe look on bot side should be good.
Okay, so now we'll just look on the Wolves then after the Wolves will look on the Gromp.
Yeah, so they're just gonna be Wolves then after it's Gromp.
It's only a taste for multiple days, but it's gosh, starting on the Sunday button.
We're only going to be doing it, say.
How do you choose if starting top or bot is better?
You just always start top.
Path towards bot, path towards dragons.
It's always more consistent.
Because the only thing you're pathing for if you path towards top end is your top end.
If your top end sucks dick, then you just sues and it's really counter.
is that you're just gonna sit there and be like wow we're losing every dragon and I play
forgot outside getting soul killing and shit on it's super ass I'm just gonna wait here
for the crab to spawn, then we'll play on crab and then I'll throw its drag.
Maybe we can just play through here.
It's about playing on this dragon, and we're gonna be okay.
I'll send something wet and juicy if he does a fat male.
Yeah, I really don't like this sound of that, honestly.
Like, dragon, I really don't like this sound of that.
I like your sucking bill that you know because guys yarns that so like
something guys might not know this well actually like 99% you shouldn't know
this but I'm gonna be in a Warcraft 3 tournament that Grubby's hosting and
it's taking place later this week I believe it starts on Thursday or
Friday and I've been getting coaching upstream from this one dude named Saul
Apiman he's actually fucking funny and mine in his dynamic is they're just like
hilarious because like he's just this like PG like 30 year old guy that's
sitting there and he's just wants like have a good time and be positive and then
I always say the most ridiculous shit ever it's really fun and the thing is
that he gave me this like brain dead build in Warcraft which is like
essentially in Warcraft the way it works is that you have workers that get you
resources and then with those resources you make like turrets and units so that
you can like kill the enemy right and he gave me this like build so kind of like a
order in terms of which heroes and stuff like that to buy where the only thing I
do is I run up the enemy level one and I just start sucking off all his workers
draining all their all their health like a fiddle six and I literally just like
win the game from level one it's fucking hilarious
Most of more cap trading are on stream.
Yeah, the only reason why I haven't been doing them on stream is because like with the Jinx
he coaching nowadays, there's a huge influx of yours that do want to watch league.
And when I did stream more craft, the last time my average viewer count went from, I
believe, 600 to 300.
So it's a thing where it's like not a lot of people enjoy watching it and even Tyler
one like Tyler one goes from like seven thousand to like he goes from like seven eight thousand
to like three thousand to like four you know so that's why for me it's just like a thing
where you know if we get doing really well and like I'm saying I'm coaching Jinx here
right like a lot of new viewers want to watch then I don't want to like you know start griefing
it. You know what I'm talking about? So that's why I'm like learning off stream but I definitely
will probably like play a little bit soon for sure. If I go on stream before the tournament.
Alright nice. So now what we're going to do is we're just going to reset and after we
the
Did 13 of asking Nanta's either buy me a house or pay off my truck. Yeah, bro. I am not at that level
You know, I am not at that level, bro
I
Did other just watch your jinx the league streams lots of something that brought me back to league and watching both of them. Yeah, exactly
This game is over it should be I mean I didn't realize I was seven and no, but I guess I am
Look at jitty shirts
What's it say?
Daddy's little what?
Don't know if he needs to see that shirt.
He's gonna show it to us later.
Look at a Jinxie's shirt.
What does it say? Daddy's little what?
Guys, what does it say?
It says Daddy's little what?
Daddy's little squirter.
So people just said, what do you sign them?
I don't know if it will be any time soon, but it actually looks so fun.
Alright, so now we're going to do some game play for the reset and after the reset we can look on the hell database
Okay, so we're going to get the cleaver and then after the cleaver we'll go for...
I think I'll actually do, yeah, I'll actually do it on the sungra and then we'll do the starix later
Are you going to watch a UFC fight? Nah, I don't care about the UFC
i don't really care about any sports
not even like the pro league games or anything like that
okay we could actually look on the uh... on the heralds here
how many more viewers the average after they're clubbing with jingxi?
well two weeks ago at this time i'd probably averaging like
eight hundred maybe
so it's been absolutely fucking crazy to say the least
that's why it's funny cause like a lot of people go ask me
a lot of people ask me like don't is where do you see yourself in like a year
or like two years or three years
and it's like i tell them i'm like guys
as a streamer
i don't even know where i see myself in a month
you know what i mean
because they would just the most random thing of all time could happen
a random collab could happen
a random opportunity could arise
a random game could drop
and it's like it would be like from one day to the next, you know, everything changes
so now we're going to look for the uh...
for the grump and then after grump we can actually look on the uh... the grab two
I'm just gonna job that holds here. I don't want to waste any time
Especially because we see like gnarled us top what are they gonna do are they gonna rush a fucking 20 minute Baron with cinch on a call
Yeah, I really don't think so
Like they unironically just have to give this sir they can't contest
All right, nice.
And Robert there is so welcome.
Thank you.
I don't have to be all stars what the time on all stars
He's afraid I'm just gonna destroy everyone that's that doesn't bring me on
All right, so now we do is we look for the the crugs and after crugs we're gonna look on the crab
I mean the thing is it's still done for like 20 seconds while it's
Okay, so now we just play on this, and then afterwards, you know what, actually, let's
Baron.
Why not?
Literally, why not?
Look how strong we are.
watch jing see shim look at his shirt yeah we already saw it daddy's a little squirter
daddy's a little fucking squirter the five-star clash holy peak yeah just to convince kadeem
to actually join. I just didn't convince Kadeem. Let me ask you some another message. Kadeem.
Kadeem, we need you bro. You down tonight? It's gonna be so much fun. Most fun you've
ever had in league.
All right, then Kindred Habarakum, when is the clash going to be?
It's going to be in about three and a half hours.
Give or take.
All right.
And by forcing two to what the clash?
Maybe.
You know what I mean?
It's like low key maybe.
we need another person lobby? Why does Kadeem take convincing? It's gonna be fun. Because
Kadeem's the kind of guy where it's like his stream could be blowing up and then he'll
roundly decide to not stream for like three days and then he'll stream puzzle pirates
for like 30 minutes, you know what I mean?
Well, that's just a reason why.
My one you raked in the other day,
the next day most likely some crops mobbed,
bound over 2,300 chowders including me.
Really?
Well, I'm modded in the stream, so let me actually like slash user mango milk shake one
Yeah, he definitely has an op-ass, I'm all done, I'm just like, uh, 91.
It's probably somebody that like deleted their Twitch account, if I have to guess.
Alright guys, you're in another high-crim game, let's go.
Oh well.
It's like low-kit time for us to get that now.
I'm banning Khadim's Chat 2, Lil' Patio, I didn't say anything.
So did that person just go to the viewer list and I'm banning everyone then?
Lil' Patio.
That's so weird.
I'm guessing somebody probably ran a script then, right?
Okay, where can I see this unbanner class?
Yeah, so it's the same as just bad, like bad and everyone.
Yeah, it's the same as just like bad and everyone.
Dude, that's actually so weird.
So a guy actually just went through Khadim's entire viewer list and then banned everybody.
What the fuck?
What a fucking loser for doing that.
Wow.
The guy buying him one was called cat 718
But they got did they get their twitch account banned
As the same I look two hours later you just found everyone
How many more of them are there
417 people got banned, he banned 2,300 people and he ran a script, dude that's so disgusting
though, because imagine how many people would actually sit there and watch Kadim but no
they can't do the ban.
That's actually so disgusting, huh?
Alright, we're definitely in a clear-roared spot.
Let's hit.
Alright, let's hit guys.
Don't we have the guys who also got their banner across the night as well?
Yeah, because he probably ran a fucking scripted mass denigrate as well, right?
That's crazy.
What's the class line I'm going to be?
So I have one top lane jinx jungle, hums med, kadeemid, you see, and then me support.
But the only thing about it is that I'm not sure if kadeemid is actually locked in yet.
So you might have to find another person like last minute.
Alright, we'll play on the Raptors and after the Raptors, we're going to look on the Ball
Cycler.
They blocked Don's test as a word to in his chat.
That's crazy.
That's actually fair, is there?
What if Kadeem doesn't agree for the unban, or for the clash?
Well if Kadeem doesn't do it, then I'll see if Tyler1 would be able to get X2C, and then
if not X2C, then we would just have to find some other round and trial player.
I like someone else I can make for like good content.
Alright, we're going to look for the gromp and then after the gromp we're going to play on the blue.
Now the only thing about this game is that the ending team is extremely high damage.
damage. Hi, Haki. My couch I'm breaking. I wonder if we could actually look for something
I mean this is gonna blow up the Diego's here cuz I think I'm actually like in kill range
All right, we're gonna reset them
Okay, let me grab the grieves and let me show you again
Excuse you would be peak cinema considering your beef with him. Sure. Hey, that's a OI
That's a cat. No I agree. Bro me laning with X2 to actually fucking hell areas.
I want to see if we can actually maybe look on the on the folk there here. Like
folkler and the dragon could be huge.
Well, we know that this injured doesn't have flash, but I don't think I can actually look
for anything.
And uh, look good, and take it with the problem, welcome, thank you.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do, is we're gonna look for the uh, for the wolves, and
after wolves we'll look on the grump.
Like the good news is that, I don't know, I feel like we should be able to like make
it play work easily.
like wolves grow on dragon it should be huge
you need to tell one he is horribly addicted to vaping
he pretends that he's hanging out with his kids but he's lying
he's ripping vapes to pieces
can you imagine
he goes on a he like lose the game
oh I can't deal with this
alright guys I'm probably back I need to
I need to do a baby break
They just like ripping the juice out of a vein dude.
Okay, Twisted Fakernauts. Twisted Fakernauts.
Oh no, this is where it comes from.
is our twisted fate a fucking moron?
NOT BAD!
Not fucking bad.
Where can we see the schedule and teams for the tournament?
If I'm not mistaken most things are just gonna be done the day of.
That's how Jinx normally arranges it in his tournaments, which I think is honestly kind
of smart, because it gives less time for people to sit there and like prep, and I feel like
the less prepared people are, the funnier it always is.
He's just fuck kid
You tell a jungle to add to a fate is that you count for clash?
Yeah, I hope to that later. He'll go there
There's nothing to do right now. You can literally do a number you want
Just remember gonna have a coaching session tonight. Maybe sorry, maybe if
If Daddy's a little squirter wants him to end his year to coach him a little bit, we can do it.
But no, it's something that clashes in about, I would think, like three hours.
So clashes in three hours. So if he gets on before to practice a bit, then we can, but if not...
Okay, so we're going to look for the Krugs, and after finishing Krugs, we'll go Raptors
all the way to Gromp, and then Raptors to Gromp, it's going to be fucking complete
the chiller mode.
Okay so now what we're going to do is play for the wolves and after wolves,
that's the bot side and into grag.
What do you think of kinger nowadays? I think kinger is good,
That's why I ban it every game.
But every time I play it, it's always miserable.
So that's why I don't play it.
It just sucks because I love Zahin and Jungle,
but Zahin and Jungle just doesn't feel very viable anymore.
Because this is why right now we're in this really cancer
damage meta.
Well, it's not really cancer, but it's cancer for Zahin.
Because Zahin wants to survive and live and go crazy.
So in every other game, they're walking assassins
and makes them possible.
Like Zohan loves like tank metas, oh Zohan loves tank metas man.
That's actually gonna be hilarious when I kill him now.
Oh, I mean, who's the PS ad echo?
It's got to be echo.
So it doesn't have to be.
But that's huge, because that one just completely wasted
the CPM and it's lost, gets replaced.
Cheers.
What do you think of Check 2G?
I think it's a cool guy.
He's a family man.
And it's like, the thing is that when it comes to mostly
streamers you know it's like I'm like neutral right because I've checked to
G for example I've never met him in real life I've never had a one-on-one with
him I've never like talked to him I don't know what his life is like so it's
like what do I think of him I think what you guys think of him you know I mean
because the thing about is that a lot of the times streamers don't really have
more of I guess like info for lack of better word than like your
typically low you know even like like people that might be consistent
pairing on other people's streams you know it's like very rich outside that
you know nothing about them right so that's why it always like depends like
I have a few people that I'm close with you feel a lot like to get close with and
And then a lot of people where it's kind of just like a quince in spaces
Trick to G doesn't have a family. Well, yeah, it does. He's a dad. All right, they're joing
And his daughter's like
She's not like super young either like it's like a newborn. I think she's in I
Don't know. I don't think she's like 10, but probably like I would say eight. I
I could be wrong though, but I know he's been in doubt for like a little while, okay so
we're gonna definitely want to get this here and then after that we're gonna play for the
crab and we're gonna be in a super good spot
well most of the time I'm just autopilot talking about random shit I perform
way better than when I'm just like locked in and focused on the game it's
actually so nice yes two kids even yeah no though I know it like is he has a
family I won one when he played one in the tower also as he was there saying
they're saying like
correct me if I'm wrong but did I say there was one time when trick to G7
Tyler won all stars and then instantly led into the I'm fucking coming
Wait, am I crazy like that? That's how it went right like I'm not like delusional
All right
All right, let's get the show channel play towards our cleaver
Alright guys, top to bottom cleared and now we're good.
What BC specs do you have?
XMH more specs.
But I would not recommend to anybody to get the specs that I have.
Fuck retard intel.
Fuck retard intel and their shitty I-14.
Like one surprising factor, just got a complete new motherboard and PC all over in the next
year or two.
dog shit retard intel only reason why they're making any money is because they're lucky that
trump insider trades as a fucking hobby as the president fucking retarded shit company of fucking
garbage oh that's sad i wasn't expecting the vego to be there at all or not the vego but the nfv
the other at all
correct we're gonna have to play for the Raptors all the way to Gromp
RIP Intel Club, yeah I'd never even won a club without my fucking kidding me
That fucking shitty company, let me tell you what they've done with their fucking Supa.i14
Every three months, every three months I'm not even kidding you
I have to underclock my PC because if I don't, my PC is so like deteriorated because of how shit the i14 is
That it makes it so that I can't even load any like web pages without getting status access violations and having my entire computer blue screen
I'm not kidding, fuck that company
Fuck that fucking company dude
Little fucking company of shit and garbage fucking cancer retard company of fucking trash
Like it pisses me off dude literally every three months
It's like I'll open up Google for a little bit and then it's like evercode status access access violation
I spent 8,000 Canadian on this PC not even two years ago
And I need a constantly underclock. Are we fucking serious fucking bullshit fucking bullshit cancer shit company a fucking trash
Now I'm telling you like it dude that don't get me sorry fucking Intel fucking trash company for fucking retarded fucking retards
until best CPU skill issue yeah go get a 914 go get a 914 cocksucker then watch it completely
ruin your entire CPU and motherboard and watch you not even be able to load any web webpages
or anything like dude I'm not kidding yeah like even Ioki saying it like it unironically
ruins PCs it ruins PCs because of like literally melts your fucking PC I'm not even kidding
but guys this was an eight thousand dollar PC I am literally gonna have to
get a new one in the next year or two and I got this like two years ago maybe
I will literally have to get a new one in a year or two I'd like normally I'm
supposed to operate up like 58x for my Intel for my fucking like overclocking
bullshit whatever I'm literally operating at fucking 53x right now
because if I don't if I don't my PC blue screens fucking shit company for
shitty fucking retards made by fucking shitty retards fucking disgusting
bullshit now don't get me started on the interbel I'm gonna fucking lose my shit
thankfully he is not overreacting
I know, Shane.
And, uh, endsprout, I'm down the- the primer, welcome. Thank you.
You got an R5, Rx? Yeah, no, that's fine. It's literally just the I-13 and the I-14.
The Intel 13 and 14 generation CPUs destroy PCs.
Unlike they admitted it to this fucking cocksucker company.
But do you think they're gonna buy me a new PC? Of course not.
Fucking shit company for shitty cocksuckers dude. Fucking bastard company for fucking bastards.
Worthless fucking degenerate pieces of shit.
They push some other board update that resolves the melting CPU issues with the 14 gen, yeah
cheers bro, so now what happens when your fucking shit is already melted, GG bro, that's what
fucking happens. Thanks, man.
Onward, Laura, make.
Ooh, rice. Is that rice and eggs?
They did offer replacements. I don't give a fuck about for replacements. They fucked my shit.
I'm a streamer and I'm lazy so the second one in convenience happens
I'm not going to fix it I'm just going to cry about it
So that's something I was about to do
The melting CPU issue dude literally
Hey guys we know that there's an issue that literally melts people's CPUs like what?
So I would guess you're waiting for the outfit team to come out.
Yeah, I don't think so.
I'm never buying Intel CPUs ever again.
I can suck a fucking fat BBC bro for all I care.
You know what, I'll make you guys a deal.
I'll make you guys a deal.
If the CEO of Intel sucks a 12 inch fucking fat BBC
on video, right?
And then through a mouth load of fucking semen,
apologizes for shitty CPUs,
then maybe I'll consider getting the I-15.
Cheers, bro.
You don't wanna do it?
You don't give a fuck about your consumer based on go fuck yourself
That's the only I'm ever buying another Intel CPU ever again, I don't give a fuck
Challenge BBC slamming the back of an Intel CEO's throat dude, that's the only way I'm ever doing it again
WDL yep
Go AMD then oh, yeah, exactly, bro
Like next time I'm going and you have never I'm never doing until again literally never again
Any time we can look on a fight here?
Oh, this looks decent.
But it only looks like one kill.
Nah, nah, I don't like this call.
I really don't like it.
Drag one there.
I'm not a computer guy, someone explain what's wrong with the intel.
So Intel made a 13th and 14th gen generation of their CPUs, okay? Your PC needs a CPU to function, all right?
Now the problem with the 13th and the 14th gen is that there's a melting CPU issue, right?
Where the CPU literally just melts, like it melts, okay? And obviously this ends up fucking up everything, right?
Right so nothing works probably it's all cancer
But not some problem
so
unfortunately for me
When I made my PC the guy that sat there and gave me a list of all the specs
Recommended an Intel either 13 or 14 gen CPU. So I just got fucking shit on
What's the alternative to be you amd
And another do and tell her amd
I mean our TF died but lowkey this actually still looks good.
out and tell that we will be real
now like
i'm not even a pc guy bro but it's like they gave me so much cancer that i am
you know i mean
but i'm legit not a pc guy but it's like the one you fucking jack my shit
unlike i need my pc select work
like it just so you guys can understand how like it transpired
there came a point of one point where i never know what the problem was right
so what happens is that
When I was in streaming, if I didn't have OBS on,
my entire PC would just blue screen.
And the only way that my PC wouldn't blue screen
is if I had OBS with my camera on.
That's the only way.
I don't know why, but it just was.
It was like that.
So what happens is that the issues continue for months.
Eventually I bring it to PC repair shop, right?
Cause I was like, you know what dude?
Like I need to bring it somewhere
cause like I want to do like a sub-a-thon
and I can't have my PC blue screening.
So the guy's like, let's try a full reset of your entire PC and of your windows.
So we do that.
Then we also replace the CPU.
This CPU, it's all fine, whatever.
A few months later, issues start up again.
Nice dude.
So then I had to sit there and I was in a war against my computer with GROC.
I'm not even kidding you.
I was literally on GROC and I was like, GROC, these are my issues.
Help me fix everything.
And eventually it was like, okay, the reason why I'm having these issues are because of conflicts with Vanguard.
It's because of this that.
Because like, I would literally sit there guys and it's not a joke.
I would have five different blue screen errors.
Like my PC would perm a blue screen, but there'd be five different errors.
Like it would be VGK.SYS, which is like a Vanguard one.
Or there'd be like status error violations or K-Mode exception not handled.
All this fucking shit.
And I know nothing about any of this, right?
So imagine how fucking pissed off I am.
that I even have to learn all this bullshit, because my shit's just not working, right?
So eventually me and Grock were fucking, uh, we're getting shit done, right?
And it ends up getting to points where we fix it. Nice. And one of the main fixes, right, was
uninsulting a few programs, reinstalling a few programs, and then also underclocking my PC, right?
So then what happens is that over the course of the last few I would say like last two weeks
I would end up having blue screens on Google Chrome right Google Chrome blue screens where it's like
I'm on Chrome I'm on Twitter whatever and then evercode status action status access violation
And then I'm like, bro, are we fucking serious right now?
So now I had to go and I had to underclock my PC yet again to make it work like
That's why not pisses me off to like literally no end
You know the thing that makes me
Anger than when it can pure us an issue that you know nothing about and that's why I thank God for AI bro
Generally when it comes to like that is AI bad for the planet. Yeah, sure, whatever
But it's like when you actually use a high and the way that's meant to be used. It's sort of the best thing ever
Because what AI is it's it's a glorified search engine, right? So the fact
But the fact that I can just kind of explain my issue and then have an AI be able to regurgitate
information of thousands of sites without having to do all the research myself, it's
a blessing.
Especially for a guy like me that knows fuck all, you know.
Should like this one make someone turn to console gaming after a whole life of PC gaming?
It's fucking cancer.
All right
Stack overflow and reddit are better if you can ask the right questions except they're not because
an engine or like an AI like rock or clode is gonna go through all those sites
already and do all that shit for you. Like, can I tell you guys something fucking
crazy and I genuinely believe it from the bottom of my heart? I genuinely believe
from the bottom of my heart that all those PC repair shops and like tech guys
literally know nothing about what they're doing. I think all of them know the
absolute bare minimum but it's because they're willing to just like have like a
A fucking treasure trove of like knowledge on different forms that they have bookmarked that they're able to fix PC issues
I and that's like I'm convinced of this. That's my conspiracy
All these fucking PC repair dudes, they know nothing
Right, and they just use websites to figure out what the issues are. I swear to God
I'm willing to bet my life on it. You're on your name, right?
So that's why it's like you can sit there and if you can have an AI that you can explain your issue to
It's literally no different than a PC repair guy. That's just kind of fucking like Google everything, right?
Oh nice fresh asshole
Not all, but probably a lot.
I worked in IT for 6 years, 50% correct, nice.
You know guys, I know I said I wanted to do Ratenons, but only I will this game.
I think it's a lot smarter for me to de-pop this.
Alright guys, listen, we just didn't win one fight, with my spirit visage, it's kind of
both that our Camille went for like a hyper autist build, but I really don't like the
full utility Camille of this game, I'm sure it just went in the center, it's like tank
I think we've done a billion times better.
Hey guys, listen, we're gonna have to focus if we want to win, so let's put the music a little louder and focus up, alright?
We have solo this time, let's go guys.
Oh, glory.
Oh, bag!
Ah, fuck cancer.
I mean I was unironically fucking insane for us so
Ummm, Loki if I did Jaws my next time I'd be like really really good
Jinx he finished?
What do you mean he finished?
Like he's done with his final, he's doing League now?
Is it going to do Liga or is it going to do R6 first?
Alright.
Let's get eyes on.
It's been a while since we were on Shimna.
One night goes we all fight different battles because we're all soldiers.
your time of the lonely soldier I'll play it
I see you.
I didn't have socks.
Oh my god.
Alright, push mid or we lose the game?
I mean, yeah, yeah, okay, we push mid so we don't lose the game.
Is this guy retarded? What is he doing?
Wait, maybe he's actually a beast.
all right guys we need to get it done now who's ready who the fuck is ready for this
shit now
five med please
so i was building randuans and i was like i know it
it's only the mages that are fed i'm not going to build randuans
and then randomly the vehicle dropped like a fucking
shit ton of kills for no reason now it's like
i should have got some randuans
Nice. Sacks, I didn't even get to use, that's huge.
No. YES!
Okay guys, guys, it is 4v3, they have no Viego, no Centra.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Yes!
Ahhhh!
3 fucking 1, baby.
Oh my god, it's a free win.
It's a free win when we get to the ace, I won a 5-man ultimate on the emma.
I played with Tyrone on my team yesterday and my third world, the Mexican Electric went
off, it's not crazy.
When I got in and called him today, I'm going to tell him that that was you.
I give him your username and I'll give him your address.
nice bro 175 all right so Jin see I doing our sixers he doing league let's
see
my guess is he's gonna go our six right guys like there's no way it's like
Alright, he's not doing the game, time to send this guy on.
Alright, nice.
is low key cosy maxing trim
alright guys, kindred ban, we're gonna be good now
does this in Jinxie skin have chroma's?
guys we're actually on a crazy win streak today
like we're lowkey actually doing very well today so far
so i have a 2 loss and i thought it would be a fucked up day but then we got 4 wins
straights. Are you ever going to try Overwatch like maybe just once? Nope. So I've only Overwatch
fans but there is a literal super sun chance of it.
literal super sun chance. dodge?
jinx he wants to play?
Alright, let's do it. Where is he?
Jungle's ready, dodge, dodge, dodge, alright. Where is he?
Oh, shit!
Wait, what did you get there? I'm gonna 5 gifts, free shot. Thank you.
alright
I just staunched for him
okay okay
where is he?
let me check the score
what the fuck is up
hello kitten
Okay, Jin see you're wearing the wrong outfit for today's stream
But I thought you said we had a tournament today. We do but there's another outfit that you got from your fan mail today that you got to put on
What
Let me just ask you a question. Who's daddy's little squirter?
Yo a a bro. I'm not wearing that fucking God forsaken fucking shirt, bro
You got to get your head out of the gutter jinxing we have to win this tournament
I got not bullshitting today
All right to win this fucking tournament, bro
All right me Kadeem
You Tyler and hums right yep, but the thing is that I still don't know if he's gonna get on
Cuz he like I messaged him. Yes, I'm like yo Kadeem
We're doing five-star clash and I gave him like everyone's name
I mean he's like you have a bride only play clash
So that I'm like in a try to convince them so if we get on later we can convince them
That's what I'm saying, but anyways GenC. Let me know how are you feeling after yesterday's stream talk to me, bro
So don't as I was one went off of progressing from iron to you remember that right? Yep. I remember
me how I played a game this morning and let's just say I
Was not clocking that team
All right, so what happened in that game then Jinxie so I did I went negative bro
It's I went negative. I wasn't locked in sis. Okay, so you know what? How about we try something new today?
Okay, okay, so you know how it's always like whenever you play off stream things always go really fucking horrible
Yeah, most of the time. Sometimes I win, but most of the time, yeah, it's pretty fucking horrible.
So why don't we actually watch your off-stream game together, and we can figure out why the fuck it's going so bad?
Yeah. Well, that might be a tricky idea.
Okay, don't test. Let me say this to you, bro.
If you're going to review my off-stream game, I need you to be brutally honest and I need
you to be vicious.
Like, I'm not doing this Buttercup, Lollipop, Gilly-Dally, Dandelion, Sunflower bullshit.
Like if I make a mistake, bro, I need you to berate me.
I need you to abuse me as a man.
So you're saying that I need you to I need to turn you from a man and to just a meat wagon with three holes
Kind of basically what I'm saying is daddy your kid needs a spanking
All right, then first things first before we start show me how far you can squirt
Alright, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, okay I'm gonna share a screen, you ready?
Yes Ken, I'm ready.
Alright, let's go.
So wait, are you in my Discord or your screen sharing?
Yep, I'm screen sharing.
So do you know how to view my games?
Yep.
Alright bro, are you sure you're ready for this?
Okay, you know what it feels like, Jinxie, can I just tell you right now what it feels
like, bro?
It feels like we're in math class, right?
And like, I'm the math teacher and when I'm there and I'm telling you what to do, it's
like you're like, bro, this makes sense.
I get it.
Like, it all makes sense.
It's coming to me.
It's coming inside of me, right?
But then it's like when you go on your own and you're there and you're writing the test,
like you're just there, bro.
And it's like your mind is drawing a fucking blank.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I went three and 10 here, coach.
All right, then you know what?
We're going to find out why it happened.
Are you ready for it?
Yeah, bro, let's check it out.
Let's see why I went three and 10.
Let's see, bro.
Let's be unbiased and let's be honest.
OK.
Remember, don't act.
I want you to be brutally honest with me, bro.
Like, I want to be smacked around.
It's the best way for me to learn.
Listen, listen, listen.
OK, this is a quality I might have been cheating.
Okay, listen, listen, there's something that I want to say then, Jinxie.
So you know how we have a deal right now?
If by May 27th, I'm not challenger, I have to fly to tampon strings and then you physically
abuse me?
Yes.
I do remember the deal.
Okay.
What if we did it so that if you're not silver by that same date, then the shoes on the other
foot.
Miho.
Mio, I thought you were gonna say bronze.
You think I can get silver in fucking 20 days?
I think you can get silver by next week!
I'm serious!
Look, Dantez, I'm gonna be honest with you.
First off, bro, I value my life.
Look, bro, like, when I play League of Legends, 3 hours is my absolute maximum.
If I do 4 hours, I'm done, bro.
I'm not gonna get silver in a month.
My goal is bronze in a month right now. That's my goal.
Alright, so, okay. So how about this?
If you are not bronze by May 27th,
I fly out to Florida and...
Let's just say whatever happens happens. Is it a deal?
What the f- what the fuck?
What?
What the fuck does that mean?
Oh, what is that even mean?
Well, you're gonna find out! Is it a deal or is it not a deal?
Um, do you?
Yes.
Do you?
Alright, it's locked in!
Okay, so now are you ready to find out why you're getting fucked up so bad?
Yeah, coach, remember, brutal, vicious, brutal, vicious.
Alright.
Best way to learn.
Alright.
Brutal, vicious, brutal, vicious.
Alright, let's go.
Okay.
Now, by the way, I think I did bad this game, and I want you to tell me.
But I think I did bad this game because I don't know what a colleague does, and I was feeding her.
She looks squishy to me, but she looks squishy.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Okay, we'll see we'll see then we'll see. Okay, so you saw up on the red this is good
Okay, so you're hitting it you're hiding a little bit that's fine
Okay, so this is something that we're gonna have to do because I actually
Research a little bit of a warwick yesterday, okay, and how to play the champ
So what you actually do on warwick is you don't smite your first buff
So you don't want to use your smite for your first buff because the problem is that you know how your W?
only works when they're below half HP? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so since you don't have
your W, there's no point of you smiting it. So what you do is you actually just
straight up fight your blue or your red level one and you don't smite and then
on your second camp, so either the Krugs or the Gromp, that's when you smite so it
gets half health faster so you can clear it faster. Does that make sense? Yeah, that
makes sense so don't smite the first ball
yep exactly only the second and at the beginning okay
got it got it got it
no i noted
and let's keep watching
what the fuuuuuuck
is this not a good gank?
she's low dude
MOLO I'M FUSY NOT BRO! okay
okay
let me ask you a question
okay and
But okay, let's see with this way. Okay, let's see with this way
Imagine you and another guy are playing clash Royale, right?
Okay, right and
Imagine you and this other guy, right you decide to randomly waste your elixir for no reason and they don't what happens
You lose the game exactly so the problem with ever going for a gank
Before your folklore is done is that if the enemy jungler folk clears right then now he can secure double scuttler
Which means what I?
Get jungler mod exactly and he can also invade you which means what?
I'm a dog shit jungler
Exactly, so what's the only way that we can prevent getting jungler mod and being the dog shit jungler every game clear my cam
Yes, so what in the fuck are you made?
Sorry coach, see it's something I did on stream, I'm not proud of it, I'm sorry.
But dude!
You got to disturb me and I can't be playing like that.
But Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie, it feels like, it feels like I'm sitting there and I'm like almost like your, your, your, your dad, right?
And it's like you're my son and we're in this like church, like this God fearing family, all that stuff.
I'm the pastor, you're the pastor's son.
son and then one day I walk in your room and you're watching fucking horse porn who the
fuck taught you this?
I'm sorry coach it was self taught I'm sorry I won't do it again I'm a piece of shit.
Alright now let's keep watching Jesus because this is perfect actually because now we'll
be able to see just how fucked up it really gets so you walk mid right you you aren't
able to do anything, right? So we're lucky that the enemy Cho'Gath is, I don't know what
the fuck this guy's doing. Like, what, Jamesy, he cleared it. What the f- I don't know what
he's doing, but we could literally be shitting in this guy's mouth right now. Do you understand?
Yes, I'm sorry, kitten.
It's okay
Okay, so now you go you do this. All right, you clear your camps this time good
Now you go for the the first crab, okay, so you go for the first crab
Nobody sure is low. Why do we run bot?
Well, if you see in a moment, I ended up not running at him and I faked it
Okay, so let me show you something. Are you ready?
Because I need to show you something.
And when I show you this, you're really going to understand.
Do you remember when we used to talk about like setting up plans?
Yes, yes, setting up plans.
Yeah, have a plan.
So what do you think your plan is here after the crab?
Ooh, maybe recall.
No, Jynxie.
The problem is that you have no fucking plan.
So let me show you what ends up happening because you have no plan.
So right now, at 3.52, look at this timer, right, 3.52, that's when you kill the Scuttlecrab,
right?
Yes, sir.
Now, here, your plan should be that you look for the Double Scuttler, right?
Because we have a Scutfetish, you remember that?
Yes, Scutfetish, yeah.
Good, good.
So because you weren't making a plan, what you ended up doing was you just randomly walk
And I want you to look at this timer right just look at the timer
Yeah, I want you to keep looking
Boom
You are
14
Seconds late 14 you spend 14 seconds
GenC, I really want you to understand how crazy that is.
Count to 14 right now!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.
Alright, good. Now do burpees while holding your breath for 14 seconds. Now!
How is this going to help with LEAK?
Because it makes you realize just how much it actually is, bro.
Because 14 seconds might not sound like a lot,
but when you're not breathing and you're doing burpees,
it really fucking is.
Now do it!
One of those fucking Elvis burpees!
I'm sorry, don't you take your headset off and do real ones now!
What is one guy just right?
Little ass balls.
What does this help with coach like what does this help with coach okay?
What it helps with is that now Jinx see from now on what we're gonna do is in your games
Every time you die you're gonna be doing one. No breathing burpee
coach I'm back okay so Jinx I was saying from now on what we're gonna do is
every time you die you're gonna be doing one no breathing burpee okay okay
so now look the reason why it's so important in this replay no no no not
on the replay okay yeah so listen because the problem Jinx is that if you
look over here, right? It's 14 seconds. This 14 seconds, right? I want you to look
right now the timer's 406, right? Yes, I see. So now you see how now the Chogath
gets a chance to walk at you in the river because of this? And then you walk to
the topside. So you doing all that, if you would have just not randomly ran at
the Lux then you would have gotten the crab already you would already be
resetting and you would be getting miles ahead of this guy I want you to okay
think of it this way imagine jungle like a relay race you know to relay races
right yes okay it's like imagine you and the enemy jungler are both running
around the same lap right and every time you clear a camp faster you're gonna
to get to like the first checkpoint faster than him right now the problem is
that when you decide to do random shit like that it's like you decide that I
don't know that the other competitors like like fucking the other competitors
were like really boring so you just fucking run off to the side and you
start fucking chasing the butterflies now let me ask you Jinxy should you be
Fucking chasing the butterflies in a relay race. Yes, or no no, no, I'm sorry
No, so that's why we cannot waste time as a jungler. You cannot waste time time is everything bro
All right now let's keep watching yes, coach. Yes, coach. Yes, all right
Okay, okay, let's watch so now you get your crab now you reset now. I want you to look at how insane this is okay
So normally, normally if you're clearing, what the f-
Okay, now-
Went to the dragon.
Yep, I understand why you did this, okay?
But I want to show you something that's going to completely revolutionize the way you view everything. Are you ready?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Dragon spawns at five minutes, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wolves spawns around this time too, right?
Yeah.
If you would have been on these Krugs as they spawned,
because you would have not dilly-dallyed and done that random gang-mit and all that,
then you would have already been on these wolves,
so that you could run straight to the dragon after, and get it.
Bro, I'm starting, I gotta take this fucking shark suit off!
No, GenC! Keep it on! Keep it on!
Hello?
Oh my god, all right coach. I'm back. Jesus, bro that thing was sweaty coach. I'm sorry
All right, Jin see this is what we're gonna do. So it was miserable wearing that shark suit, right?
Yes, okay, if you fuck up and you lose the first game of the day you have to wear that
Chartsuit for the rest of the stream
All right, so now let's keep watching but it's like I was saying though
So here if you would have not dilly-dallyed or randomly went mid or all that you could have already had these wolves on
Respawn timer and you would be level five on the dragon bro. Do you understand?
Yep, I'm a piece of shit, but I just got it. I got a farm. Okay, I got a farm
But I want to tell you something right now that you don't I
Actually hit this Orlando magic button
Okay, so it's like I was saying right
When you level up do you understand why leveling up is so important or no?
Yes, because you get stronger
Okay, how do you get stronger? Tell me you get stronger because you upgrade your q your w your e and they get better
Okay, but that's not it. So when you level up black
No, no listen because you have half the answer, bro
Because yes, you can level up your abilities, but what if I told you that every time you level up Riot also gives you
500 gold worth of base stats so you get 500 gold worth of like AD HP
Armor magic resist all that you become 500 gold stronger just by leveling up a single time
So, so let's do some math. Okay. If you've spent a thousand gold and the enemy jungler spent a thousand gold, but you're level five and he's level four, how much stronger are you in terms of gold?
If I spent how much gold?
You've spent a thousand, he spent a thousand, but you're level five and he's level four.
I'm 500 gold stronger.
Yes, exactly. So the thing is that you get stronger from your stats and you get stronger from your abilities
So that's why if like think of a Jinxi like every time you level up
It's like you just become this big bad wolf. You want to be the biggest baddest wolf, don't you?
Yes, so let's farm and let's get to a point where we're farming the fucking pentacles. Am I right?
Yes, yes, coach. Okay. Yes, coach
But I will say listen, I know a lot of people are gonna laugh at you for going this to this dragon
But I genuinely think this was an okay dragon like this was this was not a bad call
But you do something here
That almost fucks you up. Now. Let me show you something. Okay
Okay
So whenever you're going for a sneaky play you always want to cover as little distance as possible
Imagine you're like James Bond right and you're going through the
Going through a minefield. Would you rather go through the hallway? That's 10 meters long or that's fine
Yeah, like you want to take the shortest distance possible, right?
Yeah, so that's why what you should be doing here is you should just be walking straight right straight here
But because you end up walking kind of downwards look what ends up happening
So this is what the blue team can see. Are you watching? Yeah, look
Wait, whoa, who's that?
That's me. That's warwick. That's warwick
So now imagine you're the blue team, right and imagine that you're not iron
Imagine you're like gold or platinum and you see that the warwick is bot lane. What are you gonna do 10 seconds?
from now.
They're going to come and gank me.
Exactly.
So that's why if you ever want to go for sneaky plays like this, you need to make sure that
you're not just fucking running around willy nilly because if you do, they'll see you
and if they see you, you're going to fucking die, okay?
Okay, got it coach.
Alright.
So, now we'll watch a little bit more because I don't think we need to watch too much more
because...
Yeah, it gets pretty bloody soon.
It gets pretty repetitive.
I just keep going.
Okay, okay, so
GenC, what did we talk about? What's the most important thing as a jungler?
Objectives, gotta do the objectives.
Okay, so why is it that at 4000 HP you decided all right fuck the objective time for a kill?
Because I'm a piece of shit because I'm a piece of shit and I wanted to kill and I was I wanted to kill Branno
I'm sorry, bro. I'm a piece of shit, bro. Do you have a mirror in your room?
bathroom. Okay. I want you to take a one minute
bathroom break and I want you to just go to that mirror and start screaming at yourself.
Scream you are a fucking piece of shit. Fuck you. Right now. Do you need a piss? Like do
you want me to go to the mirror right now? I mean like yeah but if you if you tell me
that you need a piss in like 30 minutes, then we can like multitask.
Wait, I can go right now to the mirror, but what do you want me to say?
I want you to start screaming horrible insults at yourself because if you
feel, if you make yourself feel bad when you want to perform, then you're
going to want to underperform less.
Does that make sense?
Okay.
I'm going to go do it right now to the mirror.
All right.
Good.
Yeah, no Chad this is like important mental training though because the thing is he needs
to learn that there are consequences to his
You killed our big, tough guest! You're so mad at me! You'll never get out of my armor!
Jesus.
Okay. Coach, I just screamed at myself in the mirror.
All right, good. Okay, so now let's see what happens. Are you ready?
So, Jamesy, there's another thing I wanted to talk about too.
Are you ready to listen?
Okay.
Yes, coach.
Talk to me.
Okay.
So, here you decide to go for the dragon, right?
But then we see that the vein becomes really low.
So imagine we would go off the dragon and we would look for the vein kill now.
What do we think would happen?
I'd kill her for sure.
For sure.
So, this is the thing.
I'm going to tell you something right now, right?
And it's something that I actually thought up myself, right?
But it's going to really make this role simple to understand for you, okay?
Jungling is about only three skill sets.
It's only three skill sets, okay?
You have efficiency, you have observational ability, and then you have adaptability.
That's it.
So as a jungler, you want to be as efficient as possible.
You want to be able to see everything going on, and then based off everything you see
going on, you want to be able to take the best play for your level of knowledge that
you can make so that you can carry the game.
Does that make sense to you?
Yes, coach.
Yes, center.
Good.
And all of these things wind up together, right?
Because it's the efficiency which leads to you being able to look for other plays, right?
So it allows for more observation.
You see how it's like a triangle?
Yes.
So, let's see what you end up doing here, so you end up like staying on it for another
like six seconds right and then you walk but okay what the fuck
What?
540, 541, right?
At 541, we should be running here, right, GenC?
Yes.
So what the fuck is this?
Coach, I have no words, coach.
Now, I want to show you something.
So, Jinx, I want to show you something, okay?
And this is just so you can understand us well, right?
So do you remember when I said that being able to observe and instantly react is very
important?
Yes.
Okay, look at this.
So over here at this point, we know that we kind of want to go for this Vayne Kill, right?
Because she's slow, we want to go for it.
Yeah, yeah, slow as fuck.
Okay, cool.
You see this thing over here?
Yeah.
Okay.
This is the ability that Lux uses to root you.
So if you were to run in right now, and you would have instantly gone off the dragon, then they would have not been able to use any abilities, because all their abilities were beyond cooldown, and you would have gotten a triple kill and carried the game.
But because you were slow, right? Because you did whatever the fuck this was! You didn't! What the fuck!
I'm sorry I did not Wow that's bad okay so at this point do you even think we need to
look at any more of this beyond.
No please God get this car crash off the screen.
Alright.
Please get this car crash off the screen.
So now let me ask you a question are you ready to redeem yourself?
Yes!
All right, then show your screen and let's get this fucking going. Okay, coach. Are you better? I'm ready
All right
One second like I have to fix my fucking demonic. No, Jin see Jin see listen
The thing that I'm gonna tell you right now
Just so you can understand is that the reason why you're losing when you're off or when like it's off-stream or whatever
Is because you're getting in your own head too much right because you're probably thinking there's no way it's this simple
There's no way this is all I have to do. There's no way. I only need to do these things, but I promise you it really is
okay, okay
Like like dude, I'm telling you League of Legends as a jungler. It really is
Especially in the lower ranks just clear your camps get strong and then drop those 19 kills on Warwick and feel like a fucking
You don't need to just feel like one jing see you need a
I'm a predator!
Yes!
Good!
I got jungle.
Yes!
That's what we like to see.
All right, hover the wick.
All right, do the first one.
Yep, that's good.
This is going to be 27 kills.
27.
So, James, I just want to say, I think it would be smaller.
I think it would be smaller.
I think it would be bigger.
think it would be smarter in iron especially for you to do the lethal tempo build because
in iron they're not going to run away from you. So open your rooms again, yep, and do
the third one, just do the third one. Ramping at tax pay to the DPS? Yep, because the thing
is that the reason why the other one is good is because when you get to higher ranks people
are going to run away from Big Daddy Warwick, but in the low ranks they don't realize you're
the big bad wolf. They still think that you're the fucking old grandma. Does that make sense?
Yeah, but now I'm the predator of these iron lobbies.
Exactly, yes. Exactly. And so-
But I'm gonna have 35 kills this match! 35!
35, okay? I love what you do if you don't!
Maybe get an ass cat or something?
Okay, what?
Bro, I'm gonna have 35. It doesn't even matter. We don't even think about it. I'm gonna have 35 kills. Trust me.
Okay.
All right, well listen, I've good news for you. Because right now this game is looking good for Jiddy. Does that make sense?
Okay, how so? Why is this game good for Jiddy? Because the thing is the enemy team, they're people that go in and they don't go out.
They fight to the death, but warwick. What is he like James? What does he like?
He's the king baby
Yeah, he fucking loves it. He loves tearing the fucking throats out doesn't he yes yes
He does yes, and I do too. I do too. Yeah, wait is is
Somebody said a moomoo is gonna tongue your ass. Who's a moomoo? So a moomoo's a little kid on the enemy team. That's the mommy
me yeah he's depressed right yeah he's depressed because he has no friends but
good he's a fucking piece of shit bastard so now jing see replace your your
flash with ghosts because remember in your rank you always want to take ghost
until you get better okay why do I want ghost so I can run away well it's so
like you know so I'm more skill right yeah yeah exactly exactly think of it
like okay think of it like this okay imagine in rainbow six you could have
Inability that instantly teleports your character, right? But then you have a guy that's copper. It's better to just give him movement speed, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly same kind of concept
All right, this is dude
They have two irons and three bronzes and we have
Three irons and two bronzes. Oh, that's not fair. Wait, wait, wait. No stop stop stop stop stop
your team does not have two bronzes and three irons your team has fucking
jinxy on work! Do you understand? Yes! Good! So that's what it's about bro! Who gives a fuck if they're iron or bronze? Do you think Magnus Carlson says, oh no! I can't do a 5v5 in chess because my
My four teammates are disabled?
No!
He fucking won behinds!
Yes coach.
Alright.
Yes.
Now Jinxie, imagine him like this.
You've been playing a lot of chess recently, right?
Yes bro.
Okay.
Do the pawns matter or does the queen matter?
The pawns matter, yeah.
No they don't.
So the thing is that in chess only the queen matters bro.
That's what you are bro. You are the queen. So you better start clocking that tea you better start fucking
Sipping that tea bro. You better start clocking that says
Because you're the fucking queen and everyone else is a pawn
Okay, yes, yes bitch. Let's go
Bro don't have you ate with that
Now but yeah, you're like looking so country today, though
Sorry. Sorry, I was having a-
Is- Am I serving pun?
Uh, fuck.
Only if you're allowed serving it up to me on a silver platter.
Okay. Bro, alright.
We need to lock in- Did the game crash? What's going on?
Did the game crash?
Yeah, so the problem is that most of the time
the reason why people are on iron
is because they actually play on toasters
that they plug into the electrical outlets.
So because of that,
sometimes you just might have people
genuinely don't connect to the game oh so there's like a good chance that we
don't even play this one maybe so Jinxie this is what you're gonna do okay
because today we realize that your daddy's little squirted right so why
you're gonna do is when you load into the game we need you to adopt that
persona I want you to start all chatting it's squirting time yo I'm not gonna
I'M A FUCKING ALL CHATTER!
OKAY THEN FINE! FINE!
IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PROCESS!
FINE!
Okay fine, I'll all chat it bro.
What do you want me to type?
Just slash all it's squirting time.
Uh, okay need to escape and then type it again.
Yep, there you go.
Are you sure about this coach?
Yep, this is good. Perfect.
Alright, so now Jynxie,
We need to play for the top to bottom folk here, am I understood?
Yes, daddy.
Oh.
Ooh, they just hit with the oof. What do we do to people that type oof in all chat, Jinxie?
We bend them over a table?
Yep, and then we start fucking killing the family!
Okay, that might be a little bit extreme, bro.
Yeah, okay. Alright, maybe we don't go that far then.
Okay, so remember, we're not gonna smite this, we're gonna save our smite for the grump, okay?
Yes, Daddy.
Okay, good.
LOCKED IN!
I'm locked! I'm locked, bro! I better see what 35 fucking kills this game. Keep going.
So we always smite the grump, huh?
Yep, always.
Now just Q, Q, Q, Q, Q.
Okay, now control W and smite.
Smite. There you go.
And now look you see how it wait you saw you're already like attacking it faster
That's why cuz they're going fucking sicko dicko mode bro. I got a kitten. All right, so now go wolves good
All right, so people are low, but GenC. What do we do when people are low on our first clear?
We fall clear we fall clear. Yes. Yes. Why do we fall clear?
Because I'm the best jungler ever
Okay, but give me a reason
Because it's like spending all your elixir in two seconds, bro. You just want to save it exactly. Yes, bro
Yes, bro. It's like super spell super cell
Spending the billions of dollars that they make from scamming five year olds in one second instead of investing it does that make sense?
Yes, okay, so remember on your initial clear only for your first two clears
You can use your e-ball you clear camps to do less damage or so they do less damage to you
Okay, so now Q and then smite this as well smite this as one then E
You're gonna start and now E so reason why one you just start using your smite on your first clear
It's because I don't think you'll be able to get to the crab on time if you don't
So we're just gonna practice with you double smiting early because I don't think the other junglers will be able to
Yes, kid
All right
I'm not going to lose a single game tonight.
Yep, you fucking better not, bro, because we got a tournament coming up.
Oh wait, could you message me back? What do you say?
We can play but not Clash.
Dude.
Alright, so now go for the crab, botcrab.
But how are we going to play?
Because Clash lets us 5Q.
I mean, we would need to get someone around his skill level then, so maybe XQC could be down.
Okay, let's get Rax, you see.
Alright.
Okay, so now, Jinksy, you're gonna play for the crab, the vault one, and then afterwards top crab.
Got it.
Alright.
Got it, got it, got it.
Let's go.
So now, who's the fucking queen bitch in this beehive?
Me, bitch.
Okay, now go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, just run through.
Don't waste time.
You're on a fucking timer, Jinksy.
There's a bomb!
Okay, now I want you to drone top. What's going on top fight fight fight fight fight?
Remember e hold Q e
You didn't hold it all right run back right run back run back run back run back so Jin see you need to start getting better
I don't hold wait what?
Iron bitch iron bitch
BITCH!
DUMB IRON!
Alright, now recall! RECALL! RECALL!
So listen, you always have to recall after your first clear, so you can buy items, okay?
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Okay, let's go.
Woah.
You know what, Gen Z? Fuck it, it's run bought. Let's try something here.
This could actually work. This could work.
You're gonna run bot here, okay?
The reason why you're doing this
is because the misfortune is still hitting the minion wave.
So there's a good chance you can get something.
This is good. Keep running, keep running.
Follow the bot trails.
Into the bush. Into the bush.
The bush!
Yes!
E-E-E-E!
Yes!
Okay, no, no, listen.
Now, GenC, GenC, bot to top, full clear. Now, go to your crugs, clear up.
What did I upgrade? What did I upgrade? What did I upgrade?
Upgrade to your W. So you want to max W, then Q, then E.
So W's the most important?
Yep, yep. So GenC, the reason why we skipped our jungle camps to kill them is fortunate,
is because we knew that she was still going to hit the minion wave.
But if they all would have backed off then we once have went for that play. Do you understand?
Yes, kid.
Good.
Holy fuck if you keep up this gameplay, I might be the one squirting for daddy soon.
Really?
Hey, listen, who knows?
Okay.
All right, so now look you're gonna play for these
Raptors after the Raptors you're gonna kill kill kill nice and then you go on the wolves.
Good. This is why I liked it. No! No! No! No!
It was a misclick. I'm sorry. It was a misclick.
It wasn't a misclick. Be honest.
No, I swear. I swear.
All right. So now we're going to go for our wolves, okay?
After the wolves, go for the grump, then the blue. Okay?
Oh yeah, whatever. Just go for the grump. That's okay.
Okay, it's alright, it's alright, it doesn't make that big of a difference, you're fine.
Okay, so now go for this, this is good.
After this blue, yeah so your grump is down, so you're going to look for the top crab,
crab, top crab, top crab.
Good, now drone top, drone bot.
Okay, after this crab, you're going to run towards mid, drone mid.
We see him on our minimap, what's he doing?
Okay.
Wait.
Okay.
So now finish this crab and then go for top,
top, top, run top, drone top, run top and drone.
Drone?
You got this?
Nice.
Hold Q.
Okay.
You didn't hold Q there.
Okay.
Nice.
Nice!
LESS!
Now, Jinxie, Jinxie, you remember what we said about holding Q?
I don't want you to let go of your Q ability until you see your character go all the way through them from now on, okay?
Okay, got it, got it. Should I go for this guy or no?
Yes, but also drone bot because your blood trail is bot. So yeah, go bot, just go bot, it's fine.
Run straight bot and drone, bot and drone, bot and drone, drone bot, nice. Okay, you see how low they are?
That's why we drone. This is why we drone so now you're gonna go in you're gonna fucking kill them press D
Press D D nice now go go on the Maokai
Nice okay now recall recall that's me
That's what I like to
Yes see so now by the blade of the one king the blade
Yep, there you go. Now walk to your red buff and see Jinxie. This is what I'm telling you
This is why when you're playing on your own you just see to knock it to overwhelm because it's really this
Simple right it's about and the thing about warwick, right?
Is that warwick makes you check the map for you because when he has the blood trail?
Where do you want to look?
Yep, go go to your crugs. They move saw it. He saw it fucking red ball. Yeah. Hey listen, but that's why it's fun
Yeah, but dude, it's fine because remember he has no friends and he hates his life. So who gives a shit if he sells our red?
Yep
Fucking friendless fuck, but we're gonna do this game is we're gonna grab that a moment
We're gonna like time down to the floor and then we're gonna wipe our fucking ass dude
We're gonna do a talk about muck bang and we're gonna wipe our ass with his bandages until he's reduced to nothing
But our rotting
Do you understand yes coach good all right so now after this let's look on the dragon
Let's look on the dragon because the dragon is up right now and after we take dragon we can look towards our top side cams
All right, there we go
Now Jin see let me ask you what's the goal this game
do the objectives no it's to jungle dip this a moomoo so hard that we're gonna
find him swinging from the ceiling
yes coach all right all right so now the Maokai I think they already died
yep they already died so now you're gonna recall recall recall recall nice
And then now we're looking good. It's it's looking fucking. It's
Okay, so now listen go to the grubs go to the grubs
Yep
So now James say the reason why I'm telling you to do this here is because now you're at a point where it's like
You're eight to ten minutes in the game when you are at the eight minute plus mark
That's when you can afford to like stop looking just at jungle camps and start actually look
Looking on objectives and plays okay
Yep. Yes, coach
Okay, so I'll take this they have vision of you, but do you care? Nope. Nope. This daddy takes what daddy wants
Exactly daddy takes what daddy fucking wants baby. That's what I like to hear. I
Alright, control W. There you go.
Taking this. Alright, so now press E and now fighter.
Okay, you're gonna have to ult. Ult away.
Okay, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q.
That was close!
It didn't end up mattering because we killed both of them, right?
Yep, exactly. So that was good. That was good. Nice, guys!
Right click on the glitter and King again. Remember you need to make it a habit that whenever you die the first thing you do is you open your shop and check it out
Yes, daddy
Understand, okay, please understand. Oh
That's isn't good. That's not good
No, it's fine. That's not go go for the boobuff go for the boobuff. It's fine
Go for the boobuff so the reason why you're not running to the misfortune here is because at any point they could decide to just fuck off
Right, and if they fuck off time. Yeah, exactly
all right so now let's look for the blue and then we're gonna top the bot
full clear okay no no no just just hit your jungle monsters the jungle monsters
want you bro they're staying there they're crying out your name
Jinxie! Oh, Jinxie! I love when you touch me like that.
Okay.
So then what do you say back to them?
I don't... I don't fucking know, bro.
What?
Wow, you don't know what to say, that's such a turnoff.
Bro, I'm not trying to bang the inanimate object!
Okay, well then that's your loss! Now go to the Raptors.
Okay, so after the battle on top of this misfortune, yeah, I know but the thing is the misfortune
could be recalling.
We don't know.
So if we see the misfortune on our minimap again, then we're going to go straight there.
But if not, just keep clearing.
Okay, what about now?
So by now, by now, by now.
And the reason why you're going by now, tell me why.
Why did I tell you to go bot?
Because I'm almost there.
Exactly.
Because I'm almost showed up exactly good.
All right.
Oh, okay.
Okay, good. He's already dead. So now Jinxie. I want you to walk up to like walk past this hurt walk through the lane
Just walk through the lane. Yep. Oh, okay. No, I'm just run away. Yeah, just run away. All the way. Okay
All right, so now you're gonna go for the Krugs. So right now that was for the aura farm. Okay
No, you're good. So now look you're gonna play for the Krugs after the Krugs you're gonna go for the red. Okay
Coach, why'd you tell me to go there?
Because what I wanted you to do was I wanted you to kill the misfortune while she was walking
into the lane.
But because you were too late and you didn't obey the commands instantly, the play wasn't
good anymore.
Sorry for not obeying you.
It's okay.
We're going to have to learn how to make you like it.
Coach, are you sure this all applies to the game?
Let's focus on the game for now, okay?
So what you're going to do now is after the red you're going to recall.
So we're not going to look mid because you have a thousand, twenty-one gold and you don't
have an ult.
If you don't have your ult, you don't want to fight.
Does that sound good?
Now buy a Blader and King and start buying boots.
So buy Mercury's treads.
So I'm going to explain it to you.
So now I'll walk out of base.
If the enemy has a lot of abilities, right, where you can to move, then you go Mercury's
treads.
If they have a lot of people that just auto-attack you, you can walk them in now.
Then you go the plated seal caps, okay?
Coach, I don't know about this.
Yeah, okay, just wipe off them, it's fine.
So now go for the top crab, the top scuttle, yep.
So you're going to top scuttle, then you're going to clear downwards, and then after you
clear downwards, we're going to look on the dragon, okay?
Okay, gromp, gromp.
This is good
This is what I like to see
Coach I'm nervy. I'm nervy. I'm nervy. I'm nervy
What the fuck did you just say I'm nervy
Now let me ask you a question. Do you think that somebody that had confidence an alpha male that just wants to go on and fucking
Rip everyone apart we'd be talking about how he's
Nervy?
Probably not.
Probably not!
So I need you to lock the fuck in!
Go for this fight.
You got this. Go, go, go, go.
God! Good ult.
Okay, now go for the dragon.
Dragon.
Night!
Wait, where's his bloodsend going?
Show me, show me.
Okay, it's under the turret, so we just back off
Just go for the dragon under the turret, how'd you know well because it was going up and then we didn't see them recalling in the bush
So we knew it was under turret. You just assumed
So this is good now bro this game's looking so good
I'm telling you right now. You genuinely got this shit
But I just feel like I'm so good at League now, bro.
You are as long as you don't sit there and start saying random fucking bullshit like
I'm getting nervy.
Sorry, yep.
I saw those zesty dances earlier, Jinxie.
Did you get hard from them?
Yeah, that's why I had to turn it off.
I was low key getting bricked.
Dude, let's go.
Dude, I'm telling you, I'm gonna have your stream open on a second monitor every day until
So you have an I show meet incident.
Okay, Jesus.
All right, so now listen, go for the grump, grump, grump.
All right, after the grump, we're gonna play on the blue.
Okay?
Nice, okay.
All right, now blue, blue, enemy blue, enemy blue.
We wanna make this depressed, fuck, even more sad.
That's the goal, understood?
Yes, okay.
Make him more depressed.
That's what it's all about, right?
That's what it's always about bro. It's not about having fun. It's about making sure the enemy team doesn't
Okay now take his wolves
After this we're gonna go for the bottom crab, okay
Good and then after that you have 2,000 gold. So what do you think you should do?
Recall recall so after you kill this. I want to see you
instantly look to recall in a bush okay no okay now recall as soon as the thing
okay good all right so now you're gonna buy the mercury's treads and then you're
gonna search yeah okay fight this you got this press E press E aren't aren't
your okay that's fine so coach I got 4v1 coach why did that happen why did I get
41 because they're fine boys and they're she'm sniping
That ass like I swear to God. Yeah, there's no other reason why they would for view on you there
They did it cuz they're bad at the game and they want to take their anger and frustration out on you wait
So you're positive that they're sniping
100 million percent
Oh my chat saying maybe it's cuz I wasn't in a bush
No, they're slamping.
Okay, so now get that Titanic Hydra.
And then after, yep, go straight to the Rift Herald.
So remember, when you're past 8 minutes,
you want to look for the best way that you can optimally take objectives.
So now go to the big purple objective.
Should I get my buffs first or now?
No, no, no, you don't have time. Just take it.
So this guy, despawns at 19 minutes 55, so if you would go for your buffs, what would happen?
I wouldn't have time because he would be despawned.
Exactly. Now remember, you always want to hit his eye. There you go, like that.
Good. Nice.
Okay, so now full clear, top to bot full clear, and then dragon is coming up.
So, start on your blue, whenever your buffs are up, you always start on buff first, then you clear, okay?
It comes back quicker, yeah.
Exactly.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it!
Bro, I'm getting better, I can feel it!
You, you are, right? Like, you're starting to understand!
I'm telling you we're gonna win this fucking tournament.
No, listen, this tournament, bro, if we don't win this, we're gonna have to start fucking punching random people in the face.
You think? You really think?
I mean, what else are we supposed to do with all that pent-up frustration?
I don't know.
Alright, so now look. What we do here, look for the Raptors, Raptors the Krugs. Just focus on this.
Alright.
So now play for the Red Buff. Now I want you to look at your little mini map.
see that they start fighting and going in then you gotta be there okay but for
now you don't so you can keep clearing this is good yeah so it's WQE always
okay okay so now you're gonna play on the crab after the crab what are we doing
I can see
Recall why the fuck would we recall look at your mini map? What are we doing after the crab?
Okay, dragon exactly so that's what I keep telling you you always want to look for the plan
The promise that you're not looking for the plan on your own
That's why your off-stream games always goes so bad. Do you understand now? Yep? Yep? Yes, sir
what is that noise um I had to blow my nose oh god I was laughing alright fight
this oh no no no so if your team goes then you can fight but if not I want
you to run straight top lane I jing see you're about to do someone crazy okay
go in go in go in go in go in
E E E E E E E E E
hold Q hold hold
okay now go for the gromp the gromp the enemy gromp
okay jing see remember you need to hold
the reason why these fights are going bad sometimes
Sometimes it's because you're not holding now press for
Okay, well you can't press it up. Okay fight fight fight
Like there's another good example you could have held your cue
You can't fight this anymore
Okay, now back up no back a backup press for now press for for for good
So now guess what spawns jing see?
Right click it right click it. Oh
No, mind you can't anymore. Okay, just hit the turrets
So when I go, oh
Yep, you like that
Yes, that's it bro. Oh my god. Okay, so now back up back up back up back up back up
We're gonna want to recall Jinx you have two thousand gold
Nice guys
Like dude, how easy does the game feel now?
so easy so fuck yeah you can buy that I am not I'm as well iron is easy brah
I can get bronze tonight I can get bronze tonight well maybe you can get iron
two tonight but I like the mentality bro what if I just make everybody surrender
though because I'm so good then you know what are you willing to do a 24-hour
stream no yeah they're knocking bronze night okay look for the crab
Crab crab crab so go for the wolves and crab wolves crab
Okay, so now after the crab we're gonna want to look towards mid so let's draw and let's set up good habits
Tell me when you think there's a good fight opportunity. I'll let you control
Moomoo's pretty low, but I'm just gonna chill.
It's time.
Okay, go to the Moomoo's topside.
Let's see if he has a Christmas presents for us.
Yeah, they are like Christmas presents.
There you go.
So listen, Jinxy, while you're getting your stuffing stuffed, bro, he's getting his fucking asshole stuffed.
Does that make sense?
Yes, yes, good
So now I wanted to all chat get ready to get your ass stuffed wait, I need to hold this guy. Yep, that's true. Okay, no
I tried to KS sorry
So in the future
Yeah, but listen in the future
You don't want to kill so with your ultimate because your ultimate has like a one-minute cooldown
So now you okay back up back up viewers coming from behind fighter fighter fighter fighter fighter
Good good good good fight fight
Okay, go back and then ping Baron go back and ping Baron go back and ping Baron
Well, piggy better cuz two of them are responding right yep now jinx. Yeah, why don't you go hold tab?
I want you to see something
So you see that little number 200 next to your name or next to your character portrait hold tab
That is your CS count you have the highest in the fucking game bro. How does it feel?
Bro is it supposed to be like that with jungling or no when you're a fucking beast yes, it is
So I have the most CS in the game. Yep
Holy shit! By far, by the way, it's by far the highest in the game.
I'm finally learning League!
You're getting it down!
Okay, now back off. Now Jyncey, I'm gonna give you a song, press B, and this is gonna be the song
they're gonna end the game to. Are you ready?
Yes coach, yes coach. Yes. Hold on, I'm gonna make it to the second. Coach hurry hurry. Don't I?
Hurry hurry coach hurry. Okay, sir. It's there
And the game to this one. Yep, let's go go for the dragon first dragon first dragon first
this is okay, so dragon you're good.
we're building consistent habits here.
Okay, now you can walk in down mid
All right get this minion wave I don't think you can anybody can kill the turrets and then back up
I think I can't end I didn't fucking show
I'm going to be challenger!
Yes, the fuck you are, baby!
Look at the sea-ass!
7.8 per minute.
Look! Look how much you Mumu had!
Look how much you Mumu had, Jinxy!
I'm the greatest of all time, bro.
Bro, Jinxy, that is a 3x farm gap?
Ultramog!
It's crazy because, like...
They told me to my face, I was gonna go right to Iron 4.
They told me a million billion trillion times that I can't even hang an iron for well now. I'm on my iron to rank up
Yep, so what now?
Okay, Jensie before you start though, I need to invite you we need to do a little
Portia moomoo for rank manipulation and griefing because he's one in ten
He's too bad to be allowed to play
I'm going to, it's your leak account verified with SMS or no?
Kitten, I don't even know.
I don't even know Kitten.
Okay, so because we're going to have to verify it so we see when we're actually playing.
So I want you to click on that.
No, actually it's in the setting.
Can you click the setting cog wheel?
Should I hide screen?
Yeah, you should.
should but I want to see where it says.
Infinite club, whoa, whoa!
All right.
Okay.
Okay, so wait, where does it show the verify?
Wait, not this.
Can you see now?
Hold on, let me show you.
I'm going to bring it on screen,
but then I'm going to hide my screen
so my chat can't see.
All right, can you see?
Yeah, okay.
So the place that you have to like do it,
it's in the, so it's in the,
in the clash tab.
So you see that third tab on the top of your screen?
Yep.
So there, you would have to do click with says Create Team.
Now press the X.
And then that confirm SMS.
So you're gonna do it through that.
So I need to confirm mine too, so give me like one minute.
All right, I'm back.
Okay.
I can't remember.
Two parts.
Turn Jinx's volume up.
Wait, is he talking?
Wait, what?
No, he's on the disk right now.
He left it
For all of you, I want you to look in the mirror, and I want you to feel ashamed
What is he watching?
I want you to look in the mirror right now, and I want you to yell in your face that you are weak
That you are disgust
Excuse me, so he's down wait really?
Because if there's one thing in life that you never do
it's give up no matter how hard we can belly him but because he's on the
discord call anymore never sit there and never give up never sit there and
never say we have it next time there's always next year I'll start it tomorrow
because guess what? Life doesn't wait. You can get shot in the head! To the world! In game. What then?
So that's why you always need to do what you need to do now. Have the fucking motivation, end of
season, to cue the fuck up! To be able to sit there for 12 hours straight and go for your rank!
to sit there and to overcome all odds because the thing about it that you guys
have to understand is that life waits for no one and if you want something you
need to fucking fight for it just like I'm sitting here 16 wins away 16 hours
left of the fucking season and I'm going for challenger I devoted to masters that
day because I'm doing it for content and it's not because I'm saying that I'm
like might as well milk it as much as I can it's cuz I genuinely believe I can
do it because there's nothing more dangerous on this planet than a man with autism
I'm not! That's autistic! Can't do anything!
I could jump off a building!
And I can fly if I wanted to!
And you need to be sitting there in your fucking chair!
And you need to say that you can do the same.
No matter the cost
Against all odds
And it's like that's all I have to say to you guys right now
Do you know what I mean
That is so beautiful wow
I'm not even sure what he's doing, but I'm not even sure what he's doing.
I'm not even sure what he's doing.
you
Like three weeks
Okay, she looks like a kid she's a thousand-year-old jing see could you say good boy in the blue voice
good boy yo hey hey buddy my digital footprint isn't even this bad what the
fuck am I watching right now you need help bro yeah I need a win streak
That makes you... sprung.
Alright, let's get this one.
Oh, this is a good one.
Let's roll back.
I don't know what to buy, I'm fine.
I thought I was fucking a donut, mom.
What the fuck?!
It's not shameful, it's just something that happened.
Okay, well I'm sorry that I have good fucking like, you know I ironically have like Olympic
level.
Okay, so Plaza, I need to explain the context.
Bro, what the fuck are you saying to your mom?
No, so I'll explain the context.
So I used to like sit there and I would lay down while jacking off, right?
And the problem is that I would bust really hard to a point where I would hit my head
board, okay?
And I would also give myself a facial once every three days because of it, but it's fine,
my mouth was never open.
So what would happen was, Jinxie, is at one point my mom comes in my room and she's like,
Don Tess, why the fuck does your head board have so many stains on it?
And I tried that gas thing, I was like, oh mom, the reason why is because the dog came
in from playing outside and he was like sobbing everywhere.
And then she saw that there were also stains on my wall.
So she had to literally repaint my entire room and replace my headboard because there
was not stains all over my fucking room bro.
I'm not even trolling.
This is my coach bro.
Wow.
I mean brother, you're literally an animal bro.
Like what?
It's like she did have to repaint my entire room because I had cum sins on the wall as
well.
Like you can literally just set that you can gas out yourself into saying the family members
are alive.
Unironically.
What did I go into here?
But this is true.
game. You can't! You can't gas on yourself into thinking you're winning! Because there's
literal LP cut-offs and you can't escape them. You can't escape the target band! You can't
escape the minus LP! You can't escape the guy first time in Y's ADC when your team is
I can't escape that, can't run!
You can't run!
All right, you need like that.
All right, Jinx see this.
You're going to like this one.
My food?
Actually, I'm unbombing my food. Give me a second.
Give me a second.
Thanks mom.
It was turkey chili.
Bro you're disgusting.
You're actually fucking disgusting bro.
I think League of Legends has ruined your life bro.
It's fun.
No time for you right now. Let me show you guys how we do it.
Let me get a fucking...
Wait, wait, wait. Check this play out.
Let me get a shot. Let's see how the fucking king's got it done, bro.
I'm gonna have to be going on his tangent. I'm trying to get to the next question. Let's get it going.
No one in the ass!
It's fine. We're getting in here.
Fuck this in there looking like you have something.
Do you have a yacht or e-dating for this girl?
No, I think it was just like an open format,
if I'm not mistaken.
Like there were a bunch of girls and a bunch of guys.
Hey, boy!
All right, Tom Cancell, calm down.
No.
Don't come at me again, huh?
Let's relax.
So as long as I don't actively think that my granddad's dead, it's almost over.
Alright, what is the outro?
Bro, what is the outro?
Because, okay, listen, trip.
You know what I mean?
I'm just gonna...
Okay, so I'll explain it.
Okay, explain it, please.
So the thing is, Jinxie, Jinxie, our life and what we experience is based off our brain, right?
So the only way that someone can be dead is if we think they are dead.
So one of the ways that I actually avoided trauma through dying family members
is by just not thinking about the fact that they're dead because they, like,
you're not always thinking of, for example, your grandad, your grandma, whatever, right?
So if one day they pass, then it can just be like a lapse in when you actually think of them.
So it's like they can always be alive in your brain without you actually thinking they're alive,
so you never have to confront the reality that they're dead. Does that make sense?
Yep. Alright, there you go. I have in the past watched Soraka Futen-
I'll say it!
In game. I'll just fucking say it.
Type one if you've done the same.
Like, hey, let's be honest with ourselves here.
And now-
Soraka Hentai?
No, I just fucking got-
Futenari.
Soraka Futenari.
What is Futenari?
I wanted you to search it up on your phone. Do not show it on the stream.
Search up my phone, okay?
Yep, so it's F-U-T-A-N-A-R-I.
So wait, S-O-R-A-K and then what?
What?
F-U-T-A-N-A-R-I.
Uh, it pulls up a rule 34 link.
Should I click it?
Yeah, you're going to have to click it for that, unfortunately.
Whoa.
You watched it!
I didn't just watch it, Jinx.
See, I used to be fucking only watching that!
All right, into the next game.
Yo, bro, when is this tournament in two hours?
Okay, so listen, let me invite you, okay?
Because I need to invite you to the team.
I have to do it, yeah.
Yep, so join my class, invite.
So Khadim hasn't gotten back to me, but apparently we have another ADC that was interested.
I believe X2C, right?
Yep, so it looks like we're going to be bringing on Mr. X right now.
Okay, so join.
Well, the thing is that if I'm not mistaken, he's going to be silver if he went on a win streak yesterday, because last I checked, I think it was something like bronze too.
Okay, cool. So chat, X is going to be ADC. I'm going to be jungler. Tata1 is going to be top. Pum is going to be mid. You're going to be support.
So that means now we're going to have to add everyone to see what tier we're in.
So wait, let me uh
Go to XQC stream and ask him if he's silver or bronze
If he's silver or bronze in League of Legends, we need to know for ABC
All right, let me bring in
Okay, wait, let me uh, let me out there are you silver or bronze for me
I
Do what are you a bronze wait?
Janksy do you know where you're even supposed to check fucking caution or a friend request nowadays?
Okay, are you silver a bronze on Lee?
Who's car
I
Said emerald adontas
Tell him every rank below diamond is the same. He might as well be iron at that point
Dante's guys say
Every rank below iron is the same for every rank below a diamond is the same. He may as well be iron
I
We bring tyler in
I
Great fuck tyler tyler segments in games. We're gonna have to wait. Okay, we jinx see jinx see
But wait, we're not playing yet, right? No, no, it's not yet. So you can play games soon, but the only reason play
So we're either gonna be playing in an hour and a half or in like one hour
So that's why I just need everybody to join the the lobby so need to ask ask X
What is like name is so we can invite him to a lobby?
What's his name our text in yeah, just just ask him what is like league user is but James
We need to figure out what that the team clash name is gonna be bro
Unless you want to figure that out with the team maybe the predators. I like that of the jungles
Okay, okay, at least we do it later
Yo XQC, what is your league name? Yeah, we'll do it later.
We need his league name and hashtag.
Yep, I'm the most you're gonna have to get title 1 student. I'm telling you, this might be the most insane fucking clash tourney ever.
Wait, did title 1? You don't have title 1 added?
No, because he always egos my fun requests.
Oh, really?
Yeah. Every time I try, he calls me LilDunk, and then he says he's going to push my head in the locker.
Sorry, dude. Wait, can I play a game, coach?
Yeah, yeah, but queue up for one, queue up for one.
Alright, I'm going to go P. High-vives, accept the invite, and high-vives, make sure to pick, um, um, what's it called? Warwick.
Alright, high-vives, accept the invite.
Alright.
Okay, guys, does anybody have any username requests?
Any username for the Clash Team requests?
What are you guys thinking could actually go crazy?
Genuinely.
The Darth Maulers.
Okay, that's an interesting one.
All right, I'm going to be honest.
I don't know for I don't know if any of these are actually like
Yeah, never mind
Jiddy and the victims
Wait actually like that
But we would have to think of a logo okay, I run that by him for approval
Might have to Loki get approved with that one
X, QQ, CC. Wait, what's your hashtag? What the fuck is this hashtag?
X, X, QQ, CC. Oh, there's two access.
from the internet
life is shitting up for cities
yeah guys, how do you text it isn't it?
don't watch, don't watch it
i don't think it's good, what's this for then?
don't you want it?
carefull
60 months holding on
oh shit, i got it
where am i supposed to
oh no
what happens if i'm in a team
Oh, no
Okay
So
What you were supposed to join
Bro, what?
Yeah, so, GenC, GenC.
He's lagged out!
Yeah, but GenC, it's not just that now you need to wait five minutes.
Riot also made you lose 5LP for that.
Say, Wallahi, bro.
Wallahi, they just made you lose 5LP for that.
How can I see?
Click on your profile.
Yep, and I'll hover over your rank.
No, hover over your rank.
where it says iron yep cool cool where do I see that I lost five well before
you had 89 now you're at 84 all right wait you want the one you want me and
chess again bro do you want like some of this dick
Send me a friend invite. Send me a game invite.
Wait, how do I do it again?
Hi, guys, it's Carlton. Hi, guys, it's Carlton.
Okay.
You drive me.
JC.
What?
You know how you, you know how you have that connection with that Drew guy?
Drew Levin?
Yeah, basically what you need to do is you need to get the FM and we're gonna get the client
Okay, any other requests any other requests?
My chat saying you didn't
lock.
Yeah.
I might have forgotten that, but.
Fuck!
Basically, I was telling my team that I really, I, I suck at the game and we were gonna lose.
And I think the whole team was metal chalked going into the game and they were basically
telling me to go top lane and I said fuck no, Lamal, LOL.
Jesus Christ, bro.
Yeah, yeah, they were not.
Sometimes I invited you by the way.
Wait, you invited me to send this one?
You know what I'm saying?
Alright, I appreciate the help, bro.
Appreciate the bam.
Much love, bro. Much love.
Yup, appreciate it.
I just clicked the link. What do I do now?
Now I click and then we're in.
Wait, I'm playing density guy named Mustard Boom.
Is that you?
No, no. God, fuck it.
fuck no
I'm resigning
how the fuck do I play against you
I said you another one click this one click this one click this one click this one
I clicked it
are you dow x12?
no
you're not dow x12?
no I'm doing it bro
oh yeah yeah yeah I see you said no no no
dude how the fuck what the fuck is this
bro do it again do it again do it again
okay how do I play against you
you here click this link in discord bro Jesus okay okay now what click click
just press start game yeah yeah yeah okay I'm playing against red you
bro what are you clicking the link in this word yes I am and it's me we
Play against me!
Send me a challenge link.
Okay, how do I do that?
Go to play?
Go to...
Play online?
Yep.
Go to Custom Challenge.
Okay.
Challenge link.
Send it to Discord.
Uhhh...
Okay.
Did you put it in?
Yep, I sent it.
Go.
Alright, now accept this.
Spread it in.
Alright, you see it?
Accept it.
There, see you around.
Niiiice!
Okay.
Alright bro, this isn't gonna be easy, you're playing against me bro, I play chess every
day.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, you're about to get absolutely destroyed.
Okay, you're playing against me, this is not gonna be easy.
Yeah, not gonna be easy for you maybe.
Throwing petals like the alumni.
What?
What wait wait wait I wasn't paying attention right just hung my um oh wait you just lost
Wait how? How the fuck did I just snooze?
You already lost, bro.
What? Wait what?
You already lost.
No.
You're not gonna beat me in chess.
Wait.
What?
Wasn't that your fucking king?
Couple of these.
Not too.
It's not you.
Oh, man.
Bro, you're not going to be me.
You're not going to be me in chess.
Thanks for the check.
Bro, what are you doing? Buddy, buddy, buddy, what are you doing?
Gen Z shot bro, this is my game to win, you'll see.
Add your mind.
Buddy, what?
B9.
Bro, don't f-
OH!
Easy as fuck!
You're never gonna beat me in chess, bro, you just lost your fucking rook. It's easy. You lost the game
I play chess every day. You're not gonna beat me in chess ever. Okay, so what are you gonna do now?
Take your bishop
Oh fuck
Bro, just bend over and take it. Do you want to resign and rematch? No, no, no, dude
I'm gonna win this you're gonna see this is not close, bro. Yeah, it's not close for you. Trust me
I'm gonna come back. I'm the comeback kid. Are you sure you don't want to resign?
We could just resign. You sure you don't want to resign, bro? Only quitters quit. Remember that.
Okay. Bro, maybe I could coach you in chess, bro. Like you coach me in league, dude.
Oh, maybe. But like you suck, bro. So it's I can't... Bro, I don't suck. I'm literally stoned too.
That's not good, bro. Oh, fuck.
okay you just hung your Rook
oh you didn't hang it wait but chat halt the front door sista
check into the metal fuck into the metal check bro don't test you're not ever
gonna beat me in chess bro Jin see bro bro chill out bro I'm not
I got this trust
Make your move
Me help me help. This isn't good. This isn't good me help
For you
Bro, I can't chat. I can't be my queen anywhere
My queen can't go anywhere chat. I'm like dead
Let's go me hoe
I think this is the only way to get my queen out of here.
What?
I might have another option.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't have another option. I didn't do anything.
Jynxy, why did you do that?
Bro, Jynxy, you're about to lose to someone that's stone too.
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose, oh my god, I'm gonna lose, oh my god, I'm gonna lose, oh my god, I'm gonna lose.
Why would you do that? Why would you do that?
Trust!
Wait.
You're never going to be me!
You stand no chance!
that's be emming I'm be emming you cuz I know you can't kill me so I'm be emming
relax bro you're not gonna beat me fucking relax a little bit you're not gonna beat me
I'll do everything my power to make sure you never beat me in chess everything in my fucking
power you see you're gonna lose to me bro it's only a matter of time you stand
no chance Anakin relax bro relax you will not ever beat me trust me I mean
listen if you want to think that that's on you bro but all I'm saying is that
it's looking pretty one-sided for me right now I'll make sure that you never
What are you going to do, hit off my router if I get close?
Wait.
You just got destroyed.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
That's a pretty nasty check.
Whoa! Whoa! Leet!
Where was Leet?
I'm good.
Rock into the second rank!
Shit.
And I'm gonna start eating the bombs and then eating your ass
No, Jane. See now
Wait, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
What good game
I
Bro you are a bot bro you are a bot bro. What are you doing? What are you doing dot test?
Give up the give up. No. No, it's so winnable
No, I won bro. It's now. It's actually no you did not win. It's so winnable in your exact position
You can't win trust me about it. No, it's so winnable shut up dude. You're just trying to like psych me out
It's still winnable trust me. You cannot win in this position problem. Yes, I can
Bro, you can't win this position
He goes here chat look at this
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Do you see what I mean bro?
You can't win bro.
There's no chance.
No.
There's no chance.
No, bro.
Trust me.
You can't win.
Not in this position.
No.
I can't.
Bro, you're not in a winning position, bro.
Well, dude, did fucking Goliath give up when David was not in a winning position?
You're stuck. You're stuck.
Your pond can't move. You're stuck.
And your queen can only run.
Dude.
You're stuck.
You're literally stuck. You're stuck.
I'm going to still make this arm tie the King's in the backline baby what what oh no
No.
Don't.
Hey, Don't.
Any last words?
No.
Bro, you'll never beat me in chess, bro.
Don't a don't has any last words
Bro you'll never beat me in chess, bro
Okay, so so let me get this trade because you paid to win and you got crystal division now you just get more luck than me
Bro, there's no pain in one of the chests.
You wanna play one more game?
One more game!
Okay, but make it ranked!
The reason why I lost was because I couldn't try hard
because it was normal.
Nah, that was ranked.
You just lost 100 below.
What?
No?
We did lose 100?
What?
No, that's...
Bro, there's no way that was...
What?
Okay.
You lost 100 below because they said that you played bad.
Alright, bro, you ready?
Yep.
Bro, actually focus, okay?
Actually focus.
focus you have to remember like I bro I've dedicated it like two months in this
game so you're not gonna be you lost 119
but yeah I bet you if I rematch XTC I beat him I'm not even kidding I guarantee
if I rematch XTC I beat him
Nah, chat trust me, I would, I would.
I'm not even kidding, I would.
Bro, I would beat him.
I think I just want a pun from that exchange.
Tick, tick, tick.
Tick, tick.
I'm up and pun. Nice guys.
Now we- FUUUUCK!
Now we've got to capitalize on this pressure.
It's fine puns don't do shit. Anyways, they're fucking useless
Play title one. Yeah, you guys want me to play title one? Bro tell Tyler I'll play him in chess
Bro when I get fucking destroyed chat when I get destroyed
Bro tell T1 I'll play him
He's 2k rated him? Yeah, I think I would get destroyed.
Bro, why are you hanging bishops, bro?
Bro, you're not even taking it serious, bro.
Fuck! No, I was about to checkmate you.
No, you're doing some stupid scholars mate bullshit.
What's with scholars, mate?
All right, bro, don't try that. You know what it is. No, I don't do that. I don't read chess books all day
Don't
But you just give me material
Bro chat like I'll be next you see a chess. I'll be tired of one and chess like come on, bro
I'm confident around walking tall fuck
Like I'm walking tall, bro
Well, that's not even when pigs fly, bro.
I just feel confident.
Like, bro, I'm better than my Elo, dude.
So if you're better than your Elo, why are you still there?
I said if you're better than your elo, why are you still there?
me ho
By your queen it's under so much pressure
What are you even gonna do about your queen is in so much stress right now, bro? Oh
Yes fuck
Who's up upon now? Yo, me ho me ho
bro Tyler said your Kayla Zelo there's no point bro that's a free oh shit oh shit oh
shit oh shit oh shit oh shit you cheeky fucker dude oh you weren't expecting the big guns
were you oh my god okay where can my queen go to where she doesn't ever die you can't
your game is lost except it
now she gets traded out here
me
i'm actually playing so bad against you
wait
Wait, that isn't how I was paying attention.
I was paying attention.
No.
Don't test, please.
Jinksy, this is for all the times that you said I'd never make it!
I
Don't please no, jimsy jimsy
Wait. This could be a disaster. If I played wrong, this could... wait.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, that's all part of the plan, that's all part of the plan, me, ho!
No, nope, not in close.
No, I will not.
Wait, why did you do that?
You're gonna lose?
Wait, GenC, why the fuck did you do that?
Bro, am I gonna lose eLo for this?
Oh my god, am I gonna lose 100 eLo check?
No way.
What am I gonna lose 100 for this wait, I'm gonna lose all my
Wait no no no
I'm gonna lose all my you know, I'm gonna lose a hundred
Bro you guys actually serious
I wasn't locked in. I wasn't locked in. No, no, no, no.
James say I'm up 15 pieces right now. No, I wasn't locked in. No, no, no, no, no, no,
I don't know if this will ruin my entire game if I lose this.
Somebody typed good.
I
Want to give me that queen you want to give me that queen how about this instead?
bro don't take my you know I grinded so hard for this bro no no please don't do
this bro you're saying you don't want me to take your illo
Oh, please, Dantez, I need this.
Say, Wallahi, you need this.
No, wait, wait, Dantez.
I'm back, like, oh, no, no, Dantez, please.
I'm begging.
Please just draw, draw.
Dantez, it took me a month to get to 400, bro.
Please don't do this.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Listen, listen.
Because you won your first game of the day and you're only one win off iron two and you haven't quickly get I
Will accept your draw. Thank you, bro. I like bro. I almost lost like all to my you know for that
Really?
Yes, bro, because they dropped your you know by like a hundred and twenty and then you turn into like a fork God
so
No chat, pay out, I lost, bro.
Okay, so wait, do you want it?
I think you have time for either one lead game or a few more chess games.
What are we feeling?
Probably one more lead game. We have to get ready for the tournament.
Alright, let's fucking get ready then, Juan.
Q up, let me blow my nose. Give me a sec.
Okay, X is in the team.
Lock in.
Yeah, it's not win trading, bro. I didn't even want to play right. I just want to do friendly matches
What's that fair lose a hundred you over that?
All right, I'm back you ready bro. Yep
All right, GenC so you would have lost a hundred elo and chess so in order to make it up to me
It's time for the game 20 elo in red
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
All right, let's do this shit.
Why the fuck does my team decline?
Douglas, why do they always decline?
Why do they always decline, bro? Why?
Because the thing is, I'll tell you why, bro.
It's because they can feel the magnificence of your aura
as you're queuing up and you're ready to start games.
Somebody in my chat said, because you're in the queue, they cancel it.
Yeah, because there's kind of being against you that's why
Bro, can you see my screen share? Yeah, what's up?
All right, bro, so we have time for one more ranked game and then we have the tournament bro
Are you ready? Are you ready to win?
No, listen, who's our fifth? Our fifth is gonna be Tyler one, bro. Who's our fourth?
XQC yet and then hums right yep exactly the dream five stack bro and listen
this is the thing okay we're not gonna tell XQC yet but when I play support I
have a very particular method of gameplay where I do a lot of roaming so
what that means is that X might have to 1v2 for a little bit during the game.
I didn't high-vives to say, hey guys, I'm shit at this game, we lost, I have no clue what I'm doing.
High-vives, why the fuck would you type that?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest.
Wait, so, okay, we contest, winch.
That's...
When you play support, you're gonna roam.
Yeah, so the way that I play support is because you know how my jungler
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it means that I pretty much only have all my jungler. I don't have the ADC at all
Yeah, exactly. Literally just three wins. But the problem, Jinxie, you're gonna have
to listen to me. The problem is that in tournament settings, a lot of the time, there's something
called bands so like right now you see how you ban champions yeah so means if
we get stream sniped they're gonna be banning out your fucking Warwick and
your Master Yi bro yeah then I'm just gonna play Hecarim and fuck everybody
up okay there you go perfect so that's a good thing we have a plan but what if they
ban Master Yi Warwick and they ban Hecarim drive my car into a lake that
works too nice and I'm gonna want you to listen to Stan while you do it okay okay
do you want me to understand anything before this game or am I good no I think
we're good we like listen we're locked in bro now we're locked and loaded locked
and loaded and ready to get exploded does that make sense bro but what if I get
target manned in the finals of the tournament bro miho miho do you mean
the finals of the tournament tonight or on monday
the tournament uh... uh... tonight
well listen if you get to talk about it
you don't get to talk about it on monday
ok so i have good news for you
it's your tournament
so you can tell people that they're not allowed banning
nah i think we should allow bans that might be funny
ok
well then
wait is that called?
What happened no that that's like a level border that that just means that he has like a heart a high level
But look at your surfing look at what the tag is below the surfing name
Baby kitty
Bro so wait Dante's wait wait is this lobby all iron and bronze. Uh, yep pretty much
Wait so Dante's should we do no bands for the tournament or no well, this is what I think okay
The thing is that since you have a lot of low elo players
I think that having bands would kind of suck because it's not even just for people like you
It's also for players like for example Ludwig and stuff like that that like only play a moomoo or some other people that only like one
Tricking it's gonna be kind of shitty if they can play their one tricks
So it's up to you you you can ask your chat though like would your chat want to see bands or no bands
Bands. Chat Bands or no Bands?
Yeah, start Q. Start Q and then buy the boost mine.
My game exploded? Here we go.
Don't test. This is my last game of rank before we enter the tournament bro. Are you ready?
The question is, GenC, are you ready? Yes daddy, yes daddy.
Because listen, next game when the tournament starts, you're going to be experiencing what
It's like to have a challenger jungler or support that only plays for its jungler
But now for now it's like you're still in the trenches
So can you claw your way out of the trenches to deserve your support playing for you?
Yes, okay, then let's do it. Let's get it done
All right, we were if I was just said we really just said
Okay guys, I'm on a five game winning streak. Let's keep it going.
So now type, type fuck your winning streak and fuck your mom.
Are you sure about the second one?
Um, yeah, yeah, it's just like jive it home a little bit like further.
Nice! Okay, so now it's focused on clearing the blue and then remember we saved the smite for the gromp.
Okay, bro am I gonna get banned no bro like why would you get banned you're
sitting there and you're just like like dude think about it this way smite smite
smite like if that guy doesn't want his mom to get banged then he's a bad son
because his mom should enjoy her life does that make sense yes so it's a
self-report that he's a dickhead if he gets offended by that okay alright so
And I'll play for the wolves, and then afterwards, play for the bot side.
Alright, let's do it, bro.
I'm locked in on this. I'm locked in on this!
You're locked! I can feel it! You're locked, cocked, and loaded, okay?
Yes, kitten.
Okay, so now listen. What you're gonna do, you play for the wrappers, after the wrappers, you're looking on the red.
Remember, we never deviate from the full clear, okay?
Yes, dad.
All right, perfect.
Also, I'd like to see.
Kill the chickens, kill the chickens.
Nice, and I'll go for the red.
This is good.
So far, Jinxie, hit the red, hit the red, hit the red.
All right, let's get it done.
Juan, I need to invite the last member of our clash team.
Don't worry, I'll just be farming.
Alright, there you go. Keep farming.
Perfect.
Alright, so now we're playing on the Krugs. After the Krugs, we play on the Krab.
Yes, got it, got it, got it.
Alright, so now it's Krugs into Krab.
Krugs into Krab.
Yep, you're ramming your Krugs into that Krab. Does that make sense?
Yes.
All right, good so now after this crab, what's our plan? What's after?
I know but go by the Vegas fighting John by John by John by
Fighting fighting II II II II II II
Okay, keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting you have to you have to you have to yes, yes
Yes
no crab and then top crab that's the plan right now never deviate from the
plan he said focus on farm and I said shut the fuck up that's good look you
did that automatically bro that's fucking showing how skilled you're getting
at this game yep all right let's go okay so now it's top crab then after
we're gonna recall okay after I recall we're gonna run straight to the gromp
okay all right it's looking good right now
jing see jing see how easy do these games
feel now like fucking clockwork right
it's like cutting through butter it's
it's like cutting through butter and
then putting it so easy for me bro dude
and that's why you got to get bronze
bro that's why the rift needs you jing
see it needs you to commit drone top
Joan top Joan top now now walk top walk top walk top walk top. This could be good walk top
Okay, so I say on the ground so I'm gonna go on the ground now to through it to through it. No
Yes, but but okay James James you have to understand the reason he gets reach on that
It's fine. Just stay on it. Stay on it. Stay on it
Nice.
Good.
Okay.
Now go wolves, go wolves, wolves, wolves, wolves, wolves, wolves, wolves.
So Jinxie, the only reason why I got regen there is because you didn't react fast enough.
Because what are the three pillars of jungling?
Um, awareness, skill, and mindset.
What?
What the f- what the- No!
It's efficiency, adaptability, and observational skills.
So yes, awareness, you got one out of three.
Adaptability, observational skills, and what was the last one?
Efficiency.
So here, we can replace observational for awareness.
So it's efficiency.
Efficiency.
And observational skills.
No, awareness and observational are the same thing.
Efficiency.
Okay.
So James.
Do you even know it?
Yes!
It's efficiency, awareness, and adaptability!
Efficiency, awareness, adaptability, got it.
Exactly, yes.
Okay, so now listen, we're going to need you to look on the dragon, okay?
Now, drum bot, let's see if maybe there's a free kill for big jinx.
Jon med, Jon med, Jon med, Jon med. Why do you do dragon, Jon med?
Okay, now I don't think you can kill this so just go for the dragon just a drag
And now also while you're doing this drum bot shown mid see if there's ever an opportunity
But I don't think the will be so now you're committed on the dragon
So now you stay on this dragon no matter what all right? You're committed on it under said yes, daddy
All right, oh man, I love when daddy's so good boy takes all these objectives
Good okay, so now Jinxie
I thought my ult did damage when I landed
I'm gonna be honest that is genuinely so unlucky like I'm not even like saying that to like just hype you up
You that was unironically unlucky
Okay, now look for the blue it's because our champion throws out a stun
But he threw it out this set the millisecond that you're outlanded. Oh
But dude that was still a good play to go for right? Yeah, I know that was so really good
Okay, so now listen
We're gonna have to look for the blue and then after the blue we're gonna play on the top crab into full clear sound good
Now grubs are respawning so another place you go blue crab blue scuttle crab into grubs, okay
Okay, yes, sir fight
Actually don't fight go on the grubs go on the grubs. You're gonna bait him bait his fucking bitch ass
There you go. Just fucking dish in from his face. You're the fucking big dog, bro
You're the fucking big dog. You're bitching this kid out right now. You understand?
Yep, always. I fucking run jungle, baby. I run jungle.
Yep, okay. Now get ready. No, no, you can fight him, bro. You can fight him. Don't be scared.
No, no, hit the last one. Hit the last one. Hit the last one.
Now Joan Top.
Okay, if he comes you instantly W, W now, W now and go on him. W and go on him. W and go on him.
still yep go so nice our stuff with our just our way okay good and now Q
okay just wait wait when the minion wave comes you kill no no you say you
say you say go go go go go go go go go go go go okay yeah there you go
perfect okay now go top-to-bottom
alright this is getting no actually I go for it go for it you got this so this
is a good opportunity nice hold Q okay that's fine go for the red buff
So now you're going to go for the red buff, you're going to full clear upwards and what
are you going to do after the full clear?
Recall.
Exactly.
Maybe look for a gank in the third.
No James, if I said go for the red into the full clear, why the fuck are you on Raptors?
Oh, oh my god, I'm sorry coach, I forgot about that.
It's okay.
So now go for the red and then after go for the Krugs.
Juan I'm re-inviting Tyler
All right, so now after the crugs you're gonna have to recall okay, yes, okay
Okay, so now after these crugs you're gonna recall and then you're gonna go for the gromp
understood? Yep. Okay. So now, buy your items. Don't forget, every time you recall, you always
open shop and buy. Remember? Yep. Yes. These are habits, GenC, that you need to form. Okay?
Yes. Recall, buy. All right, this is good. Doesn't look good over there. That's fine.
You're just farming. Joan top Joan top Joan top Joan top
Go go go go go go go go go go go now when you get close enough. I want you to off the bush max range, okay?
Wait
Okay, just go for the gromp. So do you know what he go?
So Jinxie he was recalling. That's why I said ult max range
You waited until he was already recalled before you pressed R, bro. You hesitated. Hesitation is death, bro.
Sorry, okay. Just think of it like this, okay? Think of it like, imagine when the Squid Games and it's red light green light.
If you say red light and green light, but you wait one second before actually reacting, what's gonna happen?
You're gonna get shot in the fucking neck.
Exactly! And it's the same thing with League of Legends.
You need to be able to instantly react, because if you don't, then you're not going to be able to make the good plays.
Now go for this, crab the top scut, and then afterwards you're going to kill the ergot.
He's over leveled though, are you sure bro?
Yes, because you can 2v1 him.
Yeah, but my teammates are fucking idiot, right?
I like your mentality, but yeah, so you know what, fuck it, recall.
Like if he's a piece of shit, let me just recall
Good
For this game really close this game is incredibly close
Okay, so now listen what you have to do is you have to look on the dragon here
Remember, when dragons are up after like 8 minutes in the game, you want to look for
a kind of gameplay that revolves around them, okay?
Go in him!
Right there!
Okay, R!
R!
Oh god.
Q?
Hold Q?
Nice!
Good.
Yes!
Q nice good yes yes okay so now go drag drag drag drag drag drag my brain
dead teammates recalling instead of taking dragon well listen that's fine
because as a jungler you can solo it Jhin see I know why you like chess so
much bro. Why? Because you're an expert in mating. I don't know about that one chief.
Okay so like back up and then recall you have enough for your item so every time you're gonna
have enough for your item you're always gonna want to try to like model your your like resets
around that does that make sense yes yes yes okay so now open shop so by the
way I buy tier one boots by boots so what you can do as well another thing as
well that I want to tell you is that what blue you can also open shop while
you're recalling so that the second you recall you can already have the shop open
does that make sense got it yep you have a toggle ready to go yep exactly it's
It's like you're locked and loaded.
Okay, so now I want you to drone top, drone top, drone top, drone top.
Okay, so we're going to look for the blue buff and then I want you to look top.
Actually, no. You can play for your jungle, that's okay.
Like, yeah, playing for your top lane and it's...
Okay, look for the wolves.
Just play for your full clear. Just play for your full clear.
We're going to play for advantage now.
I got a coach, I got a coach!
Dude, I'm telling you Jinx, it's getting to a point where I don't even have to tell you
how to push anymore.
Like, I don't even have to tell you to use your abilities, I don't have to tell you to
drone, I don't have to tell you to kite the camps like, you're doing it on your own, do
you see that?
Yep.
Alright, now red buff, red buff, red buff.
Alright.
And then after this red buff, you go for the Krugs.
that we're gonna look to see if there's a little red riding hood bot lane all on
her own does that sound good yep and what are we gonna do if we find little
red riding hood all alone we're gonna fucking mall yep we're gonna fucking
mall her to death now go all right you're gonna want me to this I believe in
you yes trust me sit in this bush this bush right here just sit it no up there
The one with the board in it the one with the board in it so when the board has 4 HP it means that they have no words
So now press W and run at them press. I'll be run at them press. I'll be run at them nice go
Good good now to eat eat eat nice nice nice now go for the gym the gym the gym walk walk at him walk at him
You're hungry. You're hungry
...
Oh yes!
Oh yeah!
Rararararararararararara!
What?
YES!
There you go!
Yes! 1v2!
First ever 1v2!
Okay so now go to the enemies boss side!
they're grump! They're grump!
You want more?
Jinxs doesn't want that!
Jinx wants more!
Oh yes!
Jinx wants more!
This is my doll!
Yeah
So now after the gromp after the gromp, we're gonna look for the blue
Okay, now look the Viego is here
I want you to walk in the bush in the bush in the bush in the bush. Okay now fight II good keep on him keep on him
No, no, no, so listen listen listen coach. I got to be one. What the fuck?
No, but the bush can't wait for the boss. Yes. Yes, but listen James
Oh, coach, no!
Fight, fight!
You gotta fight!
full clear towards dragon let's go
it's our got problematic
who gives a fuck bro because remember what happens when you get bubbly teen
against an ergot
he can't get you anymore
exactly and why can't you do it anymore
because you're at eighteen exactly because you're over the age of consent
so that's the thing did he got won't be able to get a gotcha anymore
so now look at it
so now look for the wolves and then clear the bow outside
so now jing see run shea bot run shea bot don't farm you got this
this this is jing see's triple kill
what is this?
what is this? this is jing see's fucking triple kill baby yes it is
press w press w press w press w
Oh God. There you go.
Nice! Okay, look for more. Back, back, back. Look at me map.
You see Diego. You just saw Diego. Now run towards him.
Go. Follow the blood trail. You want it. You want it, Jinxie.
You're fucking shark. Ooh, Jinxie wants this. Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!
Go for it, Jinxie. He thinks he can run. Follow the trail! Follow it!
Nice. Now get this too. Oh yeah, Jinxie wants it all. F, F to the smite. Good.
And now Q, Q, Q, Q, nice, nice!
Okay, go for the dragon now, go for the dragon.
Daddy wants more! Daddy wants more putials!
It's not enough boots for daddy!
Wait, GenC, are you- wait GenC. GenC, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Are you a pirate?
no yes then why the fuck are you plundering their booty so hard bro I
don't know okay now go bar kill that jinn remember as the big bad wolf you're
always looking for little red riding hood so you want to look to see if the
enemy is pushing alone so walk through share walk through share you're your
fucking big alpha Chad you don't give a fuck walking this bush that's right
there like yep right there let's see all right now take the gromp okay all right
stay here yep so now walk walk up walk up to the edge of the bush the complete
edge of the bush but now you're still gonna be inside now on the other side
right I feel like did he yeah but the dirty strap yeah this is oh yeah it's
about to be a diddy party the second he gets in the range okay I want you to press
W and then just run him. Don't lead with your alt. Just stay here you're aura
farming. Oh I should know go to your red! The vehicle! Fall the bloodscent! Fall the
bloodscent! The bloodscent! It calls you! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Okay remember you have
your alt. Okay so the issue there was you weren't in range for your ultimate to
one but it's okay someone you press P now by the titanic Hydra and next item the
last item that's recommended it's called that's dance the commonly built yep
right there no you're not bro no you're not you you guys are good bro you got
Jinxy warwick bro you ain't losing shit. You're right daddy. What yeah, hey listen listen daddy ain't had his fill yet
Now go to that fucking blue buff
Okay, so you're gonna go blue buff into top scut okay got it got it got it got it
I had to blow my nose, alright now go for the top scut, top scut, top scut, top scut.
Now start pinging on top of the Ergot and then you're going to go kill him with your
Jax.
Go top, go top now.
So walk to him, walk to him, walk to him and then ping.
You walk first and you ping.
All right, now press W and walk at him.
Do not engage with R, do not engage with R.
Q, E, E, E, E, E, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Okay, now take the wave, take the wave,
remember we take the wave, that's daddy's minions.
So now you're gonna go for the gromp, the gromp, the gromp.
Daddy wants his minions.
yes he does
daddy likes getting all that gold doesn't he
okay
snow play for the wolves and then you're going to keep clearing towards bot
if they keep pushing bot it's a free double kill for you here
all right
Okay, so I want you to take these wrappers, after these wrappers you're gonna walk straight bot, okay?
Coach, what are my teammates saying, coach?
They're just shit talking to each other, but it's like, think of it like, it's like NPCs on the sims, are you gonna pay attention to what they're saying?
No.
Exactly, you just ignore them.
Fucking NPCs.
So type it, go do the Krugs and then type fucking NPCs.
Nice. Okay. So now play for the Krags and then after that you're going to look for the
Viego. You see the Viego on your mini map, right? Walk to him. Go. This is your fight.
W and watch them best of you and go best of you and go now go go
Okay, go go go go you got it nice good. I good. I good. I
Okay, chase chase. It's not enough. It's not enough for daddy daddy wants more
Yes, daddy does. Yes, daddy does. All right now take this minion wave and then afterwards you can recall
Recall. Back up.
Daddy wants all the CS from his shitty teammates too.
Yes, he does and he deserves it.
All the CS from his...
Listen, Daddy's a hard worker. Daddy deserves everything he gets.
Yeah! Yeah!
Oh yeah!
Okay.
So now right-click that... No!
No! No! Okay, whatever.
Okay, so now open shop undo. Press the undo.
You want the Duts Dense.
So the last thing... Yep, there you go.
Now walk straight to the dragon.
the dragon hold tab how many dragons you have this is gonna be the soul if you
get this one you get the fourth dragon how do you view how many dragons you have
so you see how it's like there's like four slots and and you have like little
things in three of them like on the top of the on the top of the DCN or no yeah
okay right there yep okay Jinkse you're gonna do a
a smite fight here. So no, no, keep hitting the dragon. At 1400, you're smiting. Okay,
we're practicing under pressure smite fight 1400. I want you to watch it like a hawk.
Watch it like a hawk. Watch it like a hawk. Nice. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
feel that intensity because when your smite is fully upgraded right it does a
thousand four hundred damage so it has three levels there's six hundred one
thousand one thousand four hundred yep okay so now listen bought to top full
clear bought to top full clear now
all right and you can't buy any items yet so you're gonna have to wait for the
that sense. So now you're going to go for your crud so you're going to clear all the way up.
Dude, I'm telling you, you're solo carrying.
I hope you know this. Viego just got on after a long day of his 9-5 and he was hoping to play
against some kind of easy teammate before he goes to bed, but he asked a fucking jungle against
Jinxie Warwick, how does it feel to ruin his day?
I feel good, bro. I feel like the best jungler in this game.
That's what I like to hear.
So now play for the Krugs, then afterwards it's Raptors, Wolves, Gromp, Blue.
Now, why don't you already start thinking, Jinxie?
What do you think a play could be?
Talk to me. Look at the minimap. Talk to me.
Baron's looking sexy.
Baron's looking sexy, but the thing about Baron is that it's kind of hard to kill, right?
Yeah.
Now, what other timer do you see on the minimap?
I
See his red his red. So why don't we just take our you know what go to his red go to his red
Jin see why don't we just fuck his ass on his red like why would we farm our own camps?
Okay, go mid first mid first so mid first so mid first w w w so you get more moving speed and run at him
Wait, how did I die though, I just used everything.
That's me, wait wait wait, that's me!
So the thing is that that champion is called Viego.
When he kills someone, he can steal their champion for 5 seconds.
What?!
Yup!
Why are my piece of shit lard of shit sack of shit loser idiot teammates voting to surrender because they're NPCs
right
So now Jin see we don't have to type we don't have to type and press escape press escape open up your shop
Okay, that's one to okay now by the death stands, so now we're gonna want to walk straight in mid here, okay
Actually, go straight bot. Go straight bot and join bot.
Bot, join bot. Join. Keep running, keep running, keep running.
Hover over your W. Like, okay, keep running. Just keep running. Keep running.
Keep running. Press W. Press W now. Press W now. W now.
Okay. Now follow the bloodsend. Follow the bloodsend. They want you.
Oh, this is a delicious Jain seat. Oh, daddy wants a destiny.
Okay, you're gonna run now. You might not be able to do this actually flash our fashion and are you could do it?
Okay, never mind just say it's blue then just say as well
It's okay now listen after his blue after his blue bot Scott take the bot scuttle bot scuttle bot scuttle
Okay, that's gone. Go to your thread. You're red and they're just gonna folk here upwards
Coach on level 16, my penis is a wreck.
Coach on level 16, my penis is hard cocked.
Okay, so what do we do with our hard cocked, Jamesy?
Jerk off?
We stick it in the enemy team!
Okay.
As long as I brought the age of 18 and they consent.
Yep.
Alright, so now finish the Raptors and then look on the Wolves' blue grump.
So now, Jynxie, you're going to have to drone mid because it looked like they were running
towards mid, and when we get to this stage of the game, we need to be with our team,
remember?
So you're going to take the blue buff and then you're going to walk towards mid.
Walk towards mid and then drone while walking.
So right click on the minimap, now check, check again, good.
Now good good. This is chill. I press. I'll be pressed. I'll be pressed. I'll be pressed. I'll be pressed
I'll be all right follow the bloodsand behind you behind you
Okay, actually go for this go for this nice. Okay q and then e QA on her on her on her. Yep
Just keep chasing
Okay, go man. Go man. Go back man. Go back man. Okay?
Okay, that's fine.
So what you're gonna do now is go fight,
fight, and fight, and fight.
E, E, and then R.
You can't do anything else,
so you just have to try fighting.
Okay, so, Jynxie, the reason why that went bad
was because you overchased the enemy,
and when they got on your team, you weren't there to help.
So you going on the enemies there at first was good,
but then when they ran away and you couldn't catch up to them,
You need it to go for a different plan, okay?
Yeah.
It's like, think of it like, imagine you can choose
a mystery box and it's like you get to eat something.
It's like, oh cool.
But then if they lift up the mystery box
and you see a pile of a sumo wrestler shit,
are you still gonna wanna eat it?
No, no.
No, exactly, right?
So it could have looked good,
but then when we have more information,
we're like eh, I don't know if I want it.
So that's how you have to also treat games of league, right?
and it's about observing. So now you're going to want to go for the dragon. So I click this
first visage. Okay. Now, spam ping the dragon. You need your team with you on this. Good.
Okay. Now follow the bud send. Okay, go for this, go for this, go for the dragon, go for
the dragon, go for the dragon, go for the dragon, go for the dragon, go for the dragon.
This is good. This is good. This is good. Just go on it. I think it's on it. Okay, Jinx,
1400 if he's doing it you smite out a thousand four hundred canary team is okay so now do it do it
No fight fight fight fight fight fight
Okay, and remember 1400 okay 1400
Yes, now press art that's good
Please kill the warwick. Please kill him kill him. No
Yes!
That's good.
We keep getting the dragons.
I mean we could win this, right?
Yep, you still got this.
You still got this.
So now, what we're going to have to do is we're going to have to baron out of base here.
Also, the reason why you lost that is because you didn't arc fast enough on the Viego after
the elder was already gone.
Okay, I got you.
I will do that.
Sorry.
Okay, understood.
Yes, sir.
Yes, Sensei.
So you got this shit though.
You're good.
This game feels winnable, even though we're down kills, we've gotten all the dragons,
but this game is pinnable, bro.
We can fucking win this, dead ass!
Like I tell we can win!
I'm telling you, bro, it's your game!
This is your moment!
So now listen, what you're gonna have to do is you're gonna have to look towards the
baron here, okay?
And I want you to start pinging the baron.
You're gonna do a sneaky baron.
Go through your jungle, do not walk through mid.
Do not walk through mid, or else you're gonna see.
Yep, there you go.
Walk to walk to Baron walk to the Baron and then just start pinging it ping it so ping on the Baron and on top of your
Jax so now ping on the Jax and now on the Baron
Good. This is good. You're directing him. There you go. He listened now do this shit
Sneaky Baron
It's sneaky we need to be quiet
it just keep hitting it okay on him on him are are are are are are God yes
Finish the Baron, finish the Baron, finish the Baron.
They can, they can, they work, look if they can, they might.
Okay, so Jynxie, they're as well.
Yes!
Okay, so now open your shop, open your shop,
let's see if we can buy an item.
Not yet, okay.
You know what we're gonna do?
Okay, I want you to open your shop, open your shop,
and right click those last two bottom items
in your inventory. The last two. The orange thing and the anal bead. No, no, in your inventory.
The orange thing and the anal bead. Right click them. Yep. Down on the right of it.
Yep. And then I want you to search up where it says click here to search. Search R-A-N-D.
Yep. Now right click that. That's going to be the item you're going to build next. Yep.
Good, okay, so now walk out of base your team is winning jingsy, but they need you with you
They need me up. They need the king. They need the king. They need the goat
Dude, they need you they need you more than anyone's ever needed you before
They're there on their knees jingsy with moisture running down their legs. Please jingsy. We need you. So what are you gonna do?
Gobble you
But not yet. Not yet. Not yet. We don't need to yet. Okay. Now back up a bit back up a bit because your team is starting to die
So we back up back up. We don't want to fight. We don't want to fight
Okay, now walk top top. There's a top inhibitor. That's up. You see how it's exposed
So let's walk up and let's see if we can hit it
Now back up back up the Urgot's coming for you
Alright, E, Q, alright, good, use your Q, backup, backup, backup.
He flashed his way, that's good, you got to flash.
So now, walk away, keep running, now go on the Viego, on the Viego, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, okay, now walk, walk back, good, good, good, walk up, walk up, walk up, your
team is fighting, your team is fighting, your team is fighting, you got this, run at them,
run at them.
Okay, back up, back up, back up, back up.
This is fun.
Your team is coming in.
Now, now you're gonna have to hit the turret, the turret, the turret, the big turret.
Now for the Nexus, for the Nexus, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, good, good.
Okay, this is good.
This is good, James.
Keep fighting, keep fighting.
Now go for the Nexus, hit the Nexus, the Nexus, fire in two.
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He did it!
Iron II!
That's your first ever promotion in League of Legends.
How does it feel?
It feels so happy, bro. I hit Iron II, bro.
I'm so happy, bro
Now do you want to hear something crazy Jin see yeah
Your journey started out iron one so all you need is five more wins, and it's like you're starting from the beginning again
Now can I show you something that is gonna blow your mind I
I want to show you something so you see right under where it says promoted to iron 2 you see how it says w 17 l 22
That's your win-rate jing see what was it on the first day of your league of legends grind?
Zero wins eight losses and now you're at a point jing see where you've been winning so much that you are flying through these ranks
tearing through them like a bad out of fucking hell
like bro I don't I don't even know what to say I just want to thank the Academy I want
to thank my mom my dad I want to thank Tantes my coach bro like I bro people said I couldn't
even hang an iron for people said I couldn't even hang an iron for but now I'm ironed too
Now I'm ironed too.
Now I'm ironed fucking too, man.
All right.
Now, Jingxi, I'm going to be back in one minute
so you can rubble in this moment.
And then it's only 15 minutes, so clash one second.
Chat, 15 minutes until clash, bro.
15 minutes until clash, bro.
Wow.
Check, does XQC want to play me in chess?
Does XQC want to play me in chess?
No, because we'll fucking blood this, but we'll add still terms of 20-footers full of
fucking thoughts in the stage that is delayed to being brought as guys always angry.
Does this guy want to, does this guy want to, want me to want to chess?
Let me call him. Let me call him. Let me call him. Let me call him. Let me call him.
Bro has not, has excuse me, Matt Contest? Chat, when Contest gets back to his setup, tell
to join the group call. Alright, hello? Oh, wait, is there a group discord? Alright, here it is.
Yo! Yo, I'm out of the XCC and chess. Who do you got winning?
Dude, you're gonna fucking destroy him. Bro, wait, wait, have y'all met each other? You and X?
We played repo once yo
Yo, X. What's up, bro?
I guess I was up. I have you like proper things last time. Yeah, so man. What's up, X?
How you been, bro? Pretty good. I was looking at CS games to buy. I'm trying to buy a CS team
God, you're so rich, bro. Yo, um X. Do you uh, do you remember top test at all?
Do you remember top test? Do we Daniel the goat? Yeah, it's good PPC
Yo, yo, yo, buddy, did you know by the way that that that but then I think both my ears, but that's only down fucking
Did you know that you can have a personality that isn't just your stupid ass fucking bum ass Mike and
Upgrade your folly for some you know X X X sorry not all of us are bajillionaires like you bro
You don't have to love anymore. You've made it a far enough. Okay, you're not wrong. You're not T1 like
bro okay no but X you don't get it bro the reason why I have this headset is so
that when I hear my own voice it makes me agitated so I can be more
entertaining mmm yeah I had it with my old headset but it's gone now bro so X
are you what's the deal with you and league bro Dante has told me you're
silver I'm not silver I mean I'm not a liar I've never been silver even when
game came out like I've never it's never happened okay um so let me let me ask
your question accent is there any difference between iron and and diamond
yes or no um well say what they what the real ranks are nothing nothing then
there's a lot there's iron but then the next thing after iron is actually mid
Diamond it's early diamond is still shite. Okay, wait X you're fucking warping bro in season 5. You were called for dude
The bro you lied about emerald as guys sounds like some fucking like some narc kid at school like
Way to act stop looking at your
Bro
Dude, it's his first season being above platinum big ass. Oh
He hit emerald this season pro Dante's what the heck no no go go look at the games played it
I know I would really place my accounts
Like the three games and not play on the accounts like okay
So don't this what do you think of his stats like what you're looking at here?
Like are you just check me the way that machine a check give me the one with it where that machine
well listen listen the good thing about X you see is that he's improving right
because like season five to season six he went from gold four to gold five which
is like a bit of a D rank but then in season seven he brought it back all the
way to gold one so the thing is that we know that X can increase his skill at
the game so there's a chance that he might perform tonight okay so also also
also also don't they match make us a thing of our rank so I am lopping as a
as a national master.
What do you mean by that?
Coach.
You know what I mean?
What's up, JNC?
There's no one as good as Coach.
What do you mean there's no one as good as Coach?
Yo, X.
Okay, genuinely, you only play one role in one character.
I would listen to more like Tyler.
He plays all roles, all characters.
He knows more about the game than you.
Okay, so let me ask you a question, X.
Is LeBron's coach better than him at basketball?
ball yes or no? Who's LeBron's? LeBron James, bro. Is his coach better than him at basketball
yes or no? No. Exactly. So the thing is X, that sometimes the best coaches in the game
are the ones that don't play. Coaches don't play X. Does that make sense? Yep. Yeah, but
then you need to have a track record as a coach. What's the track record? Give me some
results here. Bro, he got me, bro. He got me from iron four to iron two, dude. Yep. That's
I
Know X by the way, bro
I I have to bring this up bro because I'm a little bit concerned and I need that like if we're gonna be a team in this
Tournament tonight like we need to be open about everything X you have a 25 win percentage this season
What's going on? That's not sure yeah, yeah four wins 12 losses in your last 16 games played bro
That's because I promote it to emerald and some games talking shit, right?
And what I did is that I just talked this game because I exactly like it so I said, you know
Yeah, yeah, buddy at 0lp. I'm tough and I toss this shit
Might be in here GG. I've been I've been in what we call an elo terrorist in my games where I hold a lot of the hostage
You know, it's awesome shit. It's all good. I'm feeling I'm not I'm not
I couldn't give a shit and that's that's why I knew you'd be a great addition to this team, bro
Because you also commit elo terrorism, bro, and that's what you have to you have to we need five fucking sociopaths
We're gonna win this shit
Right if you really think about it
I want you to think about this very carefully like a lot of players don't deserve their rank it right and the alarm as they deserve it right
You have to gate keep them up. Yeah, like you are the either equalizer you make rank tolerable by bringing them down
The good players will always rise
The bad players will go down and they won't be able to go back up wait wait
Yeah, no 100% X 100% bro. Wait that's we need to add a Tyler and hums. I can add
All right, yep, I got him
God this is gonna be peak
I'm already feeling it also X just letting you know I'm gonna be your support this game
And I have quite an off meta strategy
I ran to him and no no it's not a round road Sumner's right. Oh, this is the riff bro. We're in the fucking riff
Abraham
Okay
Wait T1 talk a tea yeah
That's how poms Tyler. Yeah. I am doing
What's up, bro? Nice to meet you man. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you act
Wait, what is Tyler's thing?
Dude, I can't add tight. Oh wait, he sent me a friend request. I can't bring him in
Bro, I'm excited. I'm nervy
All right, dude, this is literally like the League of Legends Avengers right now
Also guys listen everybody needs to buy the premium clash tickets bro everyone needs the premium on
Isn't that just for skins?
Yeah, but it's to show that we're all locked in and we're all trying our hardest to win
How do we buy the premium so they cost $10?
Bro, buy it.
So Jengzy, the way that you do it is you open the Clash tab and then on your Clash tab,
you're going to see that there's like a little ticket and then there's like a shiny silver
ticket.
You need to buy the shiny silver.
Yes.
Wait, why?
Because the thing is that if you win the Clash tourney and you have the premium ticket,
you get better skins, bro.
I bought three.
All right, Mr. Moneybacks.
okay okay wait I need to buy it oh I bought the wrong one
okay but wait what kind of ADCs you play because I need to I need to model my
champion I J-play most of them like okay I play at okay at mid emerald or more I
could barely three of them probably like I can play yo yo my mf is fucking
Insane it just a mfk ash. I can put a little but
Then I had like a corky cog
I play a
Lucian looking Trist
Bro, so I see basically the you're probably going to have to end up playing at ADC
That's very self-reminent and self-sufficient, which I
Insane at twitch. Um, bro
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna get the chills when you see when you see I start spilling
Buddy buddy disappear you'll see like so yeah because don't that plays a little bit off matter with support
He's not gonna be with you that much. Yep. Yeah, what are you gonna play?
I'm gonna play Pantheon and I'm gonna operate as the second jungler of this game
Yeah, I just just talking like I'm not for Jin it's self-reliant without a support. He's gonna be Roman
Yeah, so like guys this is gonna be my game plan. Okay, just so everyone's aware. I'm gonna be playing the map like a demon bro
I'm gonna be taking control. We're gonna be having the communications. It's gonna be good
So as long as we can lock it down in the bot role, right?
And as long as we get priority mid, we're gonna fucking demolish every single team, but the worst Tonka
Yeah, we need big talk at the end here, bro
Yeah, I'm talking to you, we need that.
Hamza, Hamza, have you hit Challenger?
I'm Challenger currently, Challenger for 10 years.
Holy, Dante has got more.
For 10 years, really?
Yeah, it's season three.
No, no, no, I started season three.
What level?
ADC, it's the hardest and the shittiest.
Actually, okay, I mean, you can have ADC then,
I'll play another role then, it's not good.
No, that's fine, bro, go play ADC, I can play, I can fill.
Bro.
No, no, no, no, no, yeah, no, but what are you on your,
No, no, listen listen. I can play fill I can leave get every wrong GM every role but like ADC I can like I can play
I'm actually
About as much good as I'm actually really good top. I go bang bro. Go just play ADC trust me
I'm comfortable with anything. Okay, but if we lose a game are we out?
Yes, like two two or three if you lose one game that's overalls then and you start carrying
No, no, it's those losers bracket. So like if you lose then you play the losers bracket
Okay, guys we need to make a team
The overdogs that I'm about I was saying we need to make a team name, but do we wait for Tyler or should we do it now?
Yeah, wait for Tyler
or no street fighter he's nice at it he's like masters
bro it isn't like fighting games super easy because you just fucking click
buttons bro isn't that every game if you actually reduce it to that dude we put
the minion icon like this and we go to the mischievous bro that name's a
little bit I don't know I was thinking more along the lines of like jitty and
the victims okay no no wait what got knocked out by Alex wait actually don't
know who Jedi is no don't worry about it bro we're not naming our team
kitty and why is it the bestality guy so Tyler what how much better are you
than Don says that make imagine like time dude you cannot fucking compare me
and Dante's no dude Tyler if you're like a nine I'm like an 8.5 let's keep it a
stock here. He plays one character on one role and is sometimes challenger. I said that.
I said that. Sometimes. Wait, why the fuck are you interjecting, bro? Your ass has been
gold for eight years. I said that. I said that. Yeah. Listen. Are you the only person
to hit challenger in five roles in N.A.? On a fresh level 30 account, leveled from Bot
games absolutely belongs to challenger on every little account yes guys guys put
put the icon okay put the icon with the hood right purple and we're going to
the disciples I know you're waiting on me your fucking chance keep spamming on a
punch my fucking monitor you guys control these motherfuckers no no we didn't
send them there bro they just okay okay then put the hood guy on orange and
we're colors of the interlopers what is that fucking horn and what okay Tyler do
you have an idea for a team name we haven't been able to agree on one yet
yeah we're waiting for your here how about just choose the best guys okay
That taste what was your idea I said jitty and the victims
Because he's so fucking deranged
Okay, what is that it's ball knowledge, bro, it's ball knowledge
The dark mall. Yeah, what's yours? I
Said it the disciples
And then Hamza was your the evens
Okay.
How about we just go nameless guys, I'm gonna be honest with you.
How about LARPers?
Yeah, how about we go to no name, this is-
Bro, no one even knows what LARPing means, bro.
They just fucking say it, bro.
I'm done with that fucking annoying-ass fucking word.
Let's call it a- let's get a good team name.
Okay, but we need to choose a team name.
Always.
But guys, it needs to also have a three-letter tag.
So it needs to be a team name with a three-letter tag.
Am maybe just what about what about intruders and short it into
Maybe the predators I think
That's a good one
In the bushes like obviously in game and then we could call it yeah, I am G like in game in our tag
Okay, it's everyone down for the predators I am G. I'm not down, but you can do it. You can do it. Okay. Let's do it
I tell you that are tampon strings one of the two what is this ticket stuff for do we need this yes
and now no we don't need it it's just like you buy it I've never actually played clash for my life guys
okay bro so listen Tyler Tyler you have to buy the $10 premium clash ticket because it shows that
you're locked in and you're trying to win can you give me $10 are you wait really you're not buying
the fucking is it blue essence
actually fucking no do this I'm
essence one I just bought an essence
one I just know dude no it needs to be
the premium we need to all be like I'm
not spit that says I am I getting
rage baited is it is gonna be a two
hours of rage bait it's not they broke
Tyler Tyler it's like I got the ticket
thought to be fair you got to get one
to Tyler just one here
Oh my god, what are you saying?
You just won here bro, don't want to hear bro.
Bro, Tyler literally drops his kids off to school in a private jet and he's unwilling to buy a premium ticket.
That's fucking crazy.
Bro, I watch, they're staying at home, you clown.
Alright, GenC.
Bro, I didn't even get the ticket.
Bro, fuck that.
Accept it, accept it.
I gave you one, accept it.
You gave me a ticket X?
Yeah, it's like a gift thing, accept it.
Whoa, how do I accept it?
Okay notifications
No, I don't I don't have anything acts. I don't have a gift
Wait, yeah, you gotta do your roles. I'll do it again. I'll do it again. Yeah, I just jing see my
Face me 42 minutes. I mean so you have 42 minutes to lock in and then you're eliminated if you don't thank you
Okay, okay, so now jing see choose the jungle role and then we can lock in and we're ready for action
That was before like like
All right
What's your rank now?
Oh, my rank is iron two time iron two
Wait from iron forward
He was on the brink of iron whoa whoa whoa nice actually
It's that exploded wait we have a problem guys. We have actually a big problem
What is it team skill disparity? There is a large skill gap between your teammates. This may be playing with Chandra's
This may result in harder matchups. Wait am I gonna playing as a challenger jungler possibly a toddler at least do one or not
Everybody is having me fucking angry. I'm gonna get real fucking violent. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, XTC. We're so scared
Why was that photo fucking allowed?
Tyler I can flick you fucking meters away
I would snap over my knee with my two fingers. I can crush you
I'm gonna have to give it to you. I'm gonna have to give it to Tyler on this one. He looks like he's on
He literally looks like he's on I've lost 3rd 25, but no, I do not I've never done steroids in my life
What Tyler are you now?
Fuck and bro. Yeah, it's Tyler natural
The fucking freak are you kidding me with these accusations dude? I don't know bro. You look like Geo dude, bro
Oh good one a classic again. That's gonna be nice one, huh? You stupid? Yes, I'm natural
Okay, that's cap. It's been years. I might keep saying you on several. Yeah, you know you just you say all the time
Yes, since you started everybody the same there's no way to be that big yes, there is
A genetic fucking freak of nature
In college in college you were like massive when you barely worked out
you don't
It's not even sure you know it is wait. Oh wait. Do you know Tyler when Tyler was in college like 10 years ago?
I started watching Tyler way before even got banned
So yeah, you agree that there's a chance Tyler might not be that
I promise you's not 90 there's no way
You know
Okay, there's only one way to settle it Tyler take a drug test on to him right now
We said that he never did that before.
It was like a drunk test.
He never took one.
What?
But it's a drunk test.
That's not before.
Guys, you guys know nothing about working out.
You think he's not Natty.
Like, bro, like.
OK, OK, OK.
Give it a fair.
Come on, bro.
That's not necessarily true, because I actually
look like a freak.
So I had to tell you to think.
I had to mute him.
It's too cringe.
It's I can't have this on my screen.
What the fuck?
Wait, who did you mute?
I'll be honest.
Money, money.
You know, you look like a fucked up
I'm not a geo dude, like who are you talking to?
See bro, that's what I'll say.
You guys are mad, that's crazy.
Bro, but X, I don't know if you're in the gym that much, X.
Like I don't know, dude.
I used to be.
X, do you know if someone's mad or you're not?
Seriously, by looking at them.
Yeah, yeah, you can usually tell, okay?
By the rate of development of the muscle
and how it impacts the tissue around it
and the veins a lot of times.
It is what it is.
Okay, wait!
Do you think Tyler's mad?
We're putting his chuds!
do guys enough about the discussion we just got our first opponent's
all what this is easy and we're all diamond dot diamond and master
i'd like to be a doctor
okay listen listen listen but i was done with
okay someone share screens and search up all the people so we can figure out
who to target that
there are a lot of you can be there by jenna
and you know because that guy's no no you're sound
Sometimes a leak client is wrong with the actual information. So someone needs to share screen so we can target that and please wait wait
Their jungler is a master
No, no, no role swapping we're gonna kick out first round we don't have a chance
It's free trust so all I have to do is not feed and you guys just drop 30, right?
Guys, diamond 4 is basically not diamond.
It's not diamond.
Let's go with x.
What, what, what, what, what?
I know 4.
Silver 3.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, x is coming in hot with the red it takes right now.
So look, all that we have to do, x, me and you just can't feed.
We can't feed and we have three challengers in our team.
If we do feed, they're gonna get overlapped with our challenges and I'll give them.
Okay, I just stopped right there. I just stopped right there.
You have got to stop calling Dante's Challenger.
Dude, Tyler! You're the f***ing guy!
You're the f***ing guy!
You're the f***ing challenger!
No, no, no, no, no! That just could be Chodder though. He could be Chodder.
Dude, wait!
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second, he's really good.
Yeah, he's really good.
Tyler! Tyler!
You have been Diamond for weeks now, bro.
I don't even play that all. What do you think?
Exactly! You're asking something more crap because you know you can't climb.
That's not true. I'm barely playing.
Okay, but here's the thing.
the same thing to use every time, don't tell us.
It'll be fair, bro.
I would, okay, don't this.
Are you challenged or on any other rule besides tackling?
Um, uh, I probably support honesty.
Like I think I'm, I think I'm challenged
your support level.
Okay. Your support challenge.
Okay, see, not lying.
That's lying.
No, guys, guys, you're gonna see this game.
My map control and map pressure.
I'm literally all over the map like a fucking tortilla.
You're gonna see.
Okay, Dantus, how about this? You pick Bard, okay, and just perm a roll.
No, no, good God!
We gotta see his Bard! We gotta see his Bard!
No! Guys, listen, listen, listen.
I'm gonna lock in Pantheon, I'm gonna soul kill the enemy jungler, level one on the red buff,
and then I'm gonna invade them the rest of the game, trust in the process.
They're gonna be ghosting.
Okay, but, Humza, if I get invaded, what should I do? Just band over.
I'll help you, don't worry, I'll help you. We only Dantus though.
Guys, they have a boosted kitten!
They have a uh um um
The muffin is like a scaredy-poony
Show me
Okay, act chef screen
Act chef screen so we can see it
Yeah act chef screen, chef screen
I was looking at the end game
Okay
Hey, hey, leave her alone
She's good at the game, leave her alone
Okay, this is
They will bend train and bend
Bend them too
Bro, I've actually
Never played in a lobby at this high of a caliber before I have a really good not gonna have fun
No, no, no, no trust me. Trust me. We'll help you out. You just gotta go warwick and just full clear
They're gonna invade you though. Have you been invaded before?
Hums I've never been invaded bro. I don't know. I've never been invaded my ass
Okay, what the fuck have you been teaching him? No, no, just go listen everyone look at my screen
What's up, Doc? That doesn't teach me about wards.
He doesn't talk about that.
Yeah, because you're not at the level of brands.
Guys, it's a process, okay?
Look, let's look at the team.
All right.
Hold on, I'm coming.
Okay.
If he plays Janna, and if he doesn't play Janna, he sucks.
Okay.
All right, so this is their team.
They have, wait, what the fuck is this shit?
Wait, do you guys have the OPWGG?
Did you link it?
Look at my screen, look at my screen.
This is not perfect.
I'm gonna get invaded no this is this is fine trust. I have 40 seconds. I'm gonna get it
Bro the master's gonna come for my ass
Dude, that's your solo rank. You're fine. We got us. Okay. We need about army. We need to buy
Don't be scared. Don't be scared. Listen if he comes if he invades you though, just keep hitting him with word
Just keep hitting him. I'll rotate okay, I'll keep hitting keep hitting and I'll just say like he's invading me
Okay, so just whatever you do do not run because if you die you learn something
I'm serious. I'm serious. The best way to learn a League of Legends. I promise you the best way to learn a League of Legends.
I'm fucking learning. I'm trying to win Clash.
But he's gonna give us a win.
Yeah, we're gonna win.
I'm gonna win.
Guys, it's starting.
Ben Zillian. Ben Zillian. Ben Zillian. Trust me. Trust me.
Okay.
Wait, how do you play Zillian though?
He does. He does. He plays Zillian. He says Zillian.
Okay, we need to play Zillian and Ari.
Are we med? No, no, don't be all right. Don't be all right. Trust me. I'll touch it. I'll touch it. Okay. Okay. Okay
So we need to ban
Zillion do we also ban Vi?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, bicycle Bay. Okay. It's like you guys are speaking Italian right now. I don't even know what I'm listening to
Okay, wait. No, I got this. We need that to buy at the Vi. Okay. Why not the Vi?
I
Then buy and so in buy and so in wait today, they've been driven. Yeah
We have a good event do driven bands. There's nothing on G
I think if they start this it'll show up to all our accounts having driven most played
Yep, wait. No, we got this not as well. So they play who's a third? Uh, right then why?
Why?
I don't know like it dude. It was all boosted accounts. They all play out like this one guy just walks in Italy
It's fine we saw warwick we saw
Yes
They throw them out of my middle-aged ass!
No, no, no!
Actually, Nidalee needs banchees!
He cannot play instantly!
No!
They're banning Warwick!
They're ghosty! They're ghosty!
Not actually ghosting!
Bro, oh no!
They can't ban...
Imagine full banning, like a new player...
Yo, let me make myself clear!
I would rather...
You're awful!
Wait!
...boxing glove than playing as a backpack!
And we can't lose!
I'm not playing as a backpack!
No, no!
We need to win!
Guys, Warwick is open!
Warwick is open!
We're good!
Who do I ban? Who do I ban?
So motivation Jixi you got this bro. Don't worry if he comes out you just fight it. Okay, J. Okay, big J
Bro, so what if everything gets banned? Should I just play like Gary and jungle or something? Yeah homeless?
No, no, you're gonna be fine. Trust me. They're not there you go. You have more work. Okay
First it warwick
No, yes, he's probably the same thing is okay. I hate swing X X
Listen, just roll the roll for late game. Do you want to play a game? You want MF like what you want?
If you play silver, do you play silver? Silver's all blue with pink.
I don't like it.
Okay, go smother! Fuck it!
If you play silver, just perform away clear and- and dots can roll.
Guys, smother! Smother bones! Smother bones!
Go smother, go smother.
Yeah, just go smother. Go smother.
Who's this little shit? Who's that?
He's all B, he's all B.
Smother.
He's like straight busted for no reason.
That's straight, bro!
Wait, are we sure you won that? Dude, if I get bosspicked-
Hahahaha!
Bro, swap with me, you fucking little freak!
Hahahaha!
Yeah, why are you calling me freaky Tyler?
Stop bro, just give me my guy's role, I'll carry, fine.
Oh my god, bro, he's Mock, he's Dante's, he's Mock, he's bro.
Dude, I'm telling you, this guy literally would sit there and tell me that if he ever saw me in real life, he'd push my head in the locker and put my head in the urinal.
What? That's how much you know about your little kid?
No, it's crazy because Dante's actually like 5'3", by the way.
No, no, no, he's not, he's like 5'10", he's like, man.
You're projecting!
Tyler, you're projecting!
You are fine 3!
No, no, no, no, no. That's projection right there, Tyler.
Don't do that.
Wait, don't, did I buy Ghost?
Yeah, go Ghost. You don't want F.A.S.H.
You don't want F.A.S.H.
You know how to use Ghost?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes you faster.
Okay, alright.
Wait, Tyler, can you trade, please?
No, no, no!
please
Wait, oh wait, we're safe. We're those pants
Should be done
Okay, Tyler Tyler what what top laners you I'm done dude vain vain vain
Okay, they bears vain bears
Just bad they both edit they
janna somebody saying janna
yeah no there's just no one playing janna
oh chat where are you going to be janna
she picked ranada
okay okay oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
hold on he's you're creeping
okay my runes are ready
is that a runes man runes man
there is there is there is last man
bro you don't play api
I'm gonna kill him it'll be a miracle
yeah fly hell is better than you playing jenny hall
alright runes man who
there is there is
I don't think I play zea
No, no, you've been various cuz like you can pick a top
Wait if we lose how many how many games can we play if we lose
We can still be winners. Yes, I'm not playing the loser. We got a win win win win win win undefeated
Losers bracket is for bitches. I got triple band. Are we serious?
I'm not swapping me. I'm just not asking me to swap
Harry bro
I will carry I look carry I'll carry
All right, bro first-ever tournament. Oh my god, here we go
No guys, I'm telling you on Tyler's life we win this by 15
Bro, I might go 0-26. I'm not even kidding. There's a legitimate chance. I might go 0-26.
No, no, no. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good.
Bro, panic.
The thing is, the thing is, okay, listen. I could play scared. I'm not gonna get any CS, but I won't feed.
Like, what do you guys want?
Just focus.
Okay.
You thought I'm full clear, right?
Yes, yes. Now, Jinx, you listen. This is the most important thing.
Just because the enemy team is Diamond, you don't play any differently.
You cheat them like the iron fucking bitches they are. Does that make sense?
Yes, 100%.
You're better than all of them, Jinxie. It's time for you to mog.
Okay.
Alright, now give us some motivational speed.
I'm gonna roll off here. Is that where you're gonna wreck the mid?
You think?
I think that's...
We could swap, Tyne, as well, if you want. We could swap.
Up to you.
Yo, whatever, my room.
You better get stylused.
Alright, you better get stylused.
Deathfire touch, deathfire touch, X.
I'm gonna roll off.
Yeah, I know that I mean like by the full band transcendence
Get in store or scorch the other we storm or scorch
Scorch
Okay, really small actually just slow down so we can help you
Scorch yes
Guys guys, we're gonna let game go
No, no, we're not. No, we're not. Okay. We have
Jinx your rooms are your rooms right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Listen. Listen. Okay, so we have to call it two and a half
Challengers because that's a half challenger
That's fair. That's fair. They have zero challenger. She's easily could win this shit
Oh, it's an easy win actually. I'm awful. I'm awful. So you might be just too you're like
Grim master on mid right? Yeah, it's just that's all I'm playing minute a minute. I mean, let's go. Let's fucking go
Right now everyone is watching because they think this is gonna be a fucking dumpster fire
So it's time for us to show them that the only dumpster fire
They're gonna be seeing is the fucking enemy team running for the fucking hells
No
I'm just gonna fall clear okay?
I think you're just breaking my speed get out!
No, no, it's fine!
Wait, I will soon just trust in the process please.
Okay.
Oh my days!
What is he?
I need to move my camera fast bro.
I'm gonna get invaded while I do this huh?
No I'm good, I'm good.
Oh my god he's gonna take his bullets.
Wait, Tato's already cooking.
No, it's fine.
I'm good.
Okay, bro, are you touching my jungle camp, Dante?
I'm not touching the enemies.
I'm coming after the shit out of you.
No. Listen, as long as X can hold bot, this is a very good strategy.
Papa, let me know what you want me to say.
Hey, Papa.
Jason, just full clear.
No, no, no, just full clear.
Yep. Yes, sir.
Good, Dante's.
I'm holding, brother.
I'm telling you guys, it's good.
Loki, the last one in the game.
Loki.
Yes, yes, yes!
Dante!
Wait for at least me please please please
Should I die?
Yes no we yes we
No you don't need to be here Jameson
No no no no Jameson full clear full clear full clear
No no no don't
Just saw them just saw them
Tyler we saw we saw we saw we saw this is good
Okay no no no no
No
You
Alright okay listen now
Okay Jamesy you're gonna clear the rest of your bot side
And then we're invading him on his bot side
It's time for fucking action
You're gonna make him an evade bro. You have a fuck. Yeah. We are you ready before?
No, no, I've never invaded. Well, no better time to learn than that
Okay, you take out the training wheels his boss. Yes, I take out the training was
Today you learn bro these guys might be in the stream. That's it. How the fuck are you level one because I'm a fucking beast
Just trust okay, hums. We're gonna have to go in we're not to go in here hums
Sun Sun Sun Sun. Yep, there you go.
X tail live X.
Oh, take it take it take it.
I have to give him some time.
That's just one weekend.
No, trust me, if I get level two here, it's good.
Oh my God, just play safe guys.
No, not just taking my money.
Okay, we're already trolling.
Okay, no, no, this is good, this is good.
No, no.
Okay, I'll shove this, I'll shove this.
We're good.
No, don't, don't, don't.
Okay, I'm leaving it.
Okay, Tyler, I'm coming top.
I'm way bold.
You told me to back off!
But you're level one!
I'm level two now.
Guys, the game is over, Toplick.
He's not going any longer.
Okay, listen.
Tyler, Tyler.
I love him, too.
Tyler, we dive him here.
Come.
He's worth 100 gold.
It's not worth the risk.
Okay.
Then we invade them on their top side, push them.
Axe is dying.
Axe is dead.
No, how are you?
You go help Axe.
God does help him.
Okay, Axe, Axe, Axe.
God does help.
I'm coming.
You go hang up!
You're a bottom line!
Guys! Guys!
Please listen! Please!
Clear comms!
You greet my late too!
Guys, please clear comms!
We need it!
Okay guys, please clear comms!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, next time you say the word,
I'm gonna call you in for it to debunk it.
Yes, yes!
Yes, no, that's good. We need communication.
Ax knows what the fuck is up.
It's up.
Okay, X, I'm ganking bottom.
Help your bottom lane.
I'm ganking bottom.
Let's walk out of here.
Help him.
Go, come on out, come on out.
Nice!
Give us a speak of you.
Nice!
There it is!
Nice, guys.
Where's Elise?
I got him.
Now it's the,
I thought it should be Elise.
Ooh!
It should be bot, it should be bot's island.
Okay, listen, listen, guys, listen.
Clear comms.
I'm resetting and ganking top.
I don't he's gonna die. I don't need here, but I got you Tyler. You don't have to be a strong man anymore
I'm here for you
I'm coming for you Tyler
I need six I can't do shit in this lane. All right, push we need to push when you shove it in
I'm pushing man. At least it's there, at least it's there. Careful.
I'm trying to come but you need to shove it in.
You need six, you need six and then you can come mid.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
He's there, he's there.
I have no way, I have no way.
That's just funny, Seth's coming, go into McKellop.
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. We okay. We know at least this top so now we know the pressure
We said that don't guys. We know she was top. I know but hum sometimes listen
It's fine just trust in the process. So what we're gonna need now guys everyone reset comms
Jinxie talked about folk here dragon is up. What do we play for Jinxie dragon dragon dragon fucking dragons?
Let's go baby. That's what we need right now. Let's fucking go
Jinxie
After this red buff after this red buff. Okay, maybe come up mid with Dante's we get three
Yeah, I'm red buff. Yeah, after this red buff, you have to be on time.
Three men in, three men in. Let me know I'm gonna pop my ghost and fly.
Yeah, I'll tell you what to pop it. Yeah, let me talk to the poppy.
Come here, come here, come here.
No, no, no, no!
I'm not level six.
Can I run, I'm run, I'm run. Okay, no, I'm run.
Humza, I need your cannon.
No, I'll be level six after this one.
How are you level three, Dante? Just go bot.
No, bro, look, excuse me, it's level six.
Guys, guys, get six in a row.
You guys, it's the ice age, it is big, guys.
Okay, okay, guys, guys, I need to go bottom.
I need to go bottom.
I'm not doing this for this, bro.
I'm going bottom, I'm going bottom.
I need to play fucking bot.
I'm gonna fucking lose it.
Fucking ice age down here, boys.
I'm going bottom, I'm going bottom.
I have my, I have my own, I have my own.
Set us.
Okay.
Talk to me, do you want it?
Do you want it?
No, no, no, the jungler's gonna lose it.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on,
we can three man mid, low key.
There's no more me. Okay. No more. I'm going to but I'm going to but don't go by don't come back
I'm gonna. It's I'm frozen. Oh, it's doesn't need me. I'm good. I could look man. I'm looking mad. No
I'm going by trust I'm going by
I'm out in my barrier that I'm chilling looking at.
Oh, Jigsie, Jigsie, Jigsie!
So I'm drawing.
Nice!
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, Jigsie!
Kill him, Jigsie! You got him!
You got him!
Yes!
Get the fuck out of my game!
You absolute butt!
There you go!
Jigsie, you killed somebody who's timing.
You killed someone who's timing.
One kill, one and O against diamonds.
Fuck you know that means you're basically diamond yourself fucking dog shit overrated ass fucking rank
Okay, let's go X. I'm coming Bob for you right now. Oh my god. I forgot to buy in my moment of Jesus Christ
It's okay. Okay X. Are you ready for us to go fucking?
I'm so fucking locked in right now. Holy fuck. Okay X. We can we can
At least, at least, at least, at least!
Like, are you looking at us?
Yep, we're good.
Actually, dude, fuck Grape, are you having that?
Wait, what?
Wait, how?
No, no, no, no, no, just fuck clear, fuck clear!
Yeah, just fucking go shit.
Okay, sorry, I'm sorry.
I mean, I clicked the button, I just went.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Listen, we got this shit, easy.
Trinkse, the way you play a champion once you're 6, then once you have your ultimate, then you can start on it for plays.
Without your ultimate, you're homeless.
Okay, okay. Okay. Thank you. I'm uh, uh-huh. Get grubs, please grubs, please grubs, please right huge top gap huge stuff gap
Okay
Do you want me to go to grubs Tyler after this? Yes grubs? Yes? Yes, sir
I'm going after I kill okay. I'm setting a vision topside can we get that time Tyler? We can back up, okay?
That's why you said behind you Tyler says behind you. I hear you god damn it
Okay, oh
couple I'm fighting this is bad this is bad this is fucking bad no no no go
full clear just full clear no no no go go go go we're prior we're prior oh yeah
we also numbers fuck it all right let's go go and grab some go and grab what's
the gush darn man I'm coming I'm grabbing I'm not fucking bullying you bitch
ass all right this is good this is good we're in a very good spot guys we just
Hold mental
Yeah, no, this is okay
Listen listen listen I'm level three so my ADC can be level eight. It's about sacrificing for the team
i'm sure i'm sure i'm on the way i first moved i piled kill him dad thank you dad
i got you i got you it's fine that's my daughter fuck okay not blood related uh
a that's good it's good it's good it's good it's good it's good it's good it's good it's good it's good
That's it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is the enemy jungler?
I don't report them.
No, I'm not.
You're not.
No.
You're not.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, it's trade-off.
I'm level three, so my ADC is level eight.
X, U, C, Z, 1, 3, 9 and 1, B, 2 now.
We'll get in.
Oh, shit.
Okay, X.
Let's do him!
That's my fucking ADC, baby!
Fine!
Okay, X, X, X, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
X, I'm coming.
Bade him.
Can you play with your body you're gonna get back supported kids
Okay, no guys
Guys
Okay, Jin see our ADC is level nine bro, it's worth bro trust
come on let's see I'm already level five that's come back I'm running man I'm
running man you want me to go man I love you for me wait wait wait I'll give me
that I'm far away I'm spying I'm spying I'm spying I'm spying hold on that's fine
I'm coming out ready I'm coming out coming now that's come come come come come
go we need a way we need a hold we need a whole she goes no no no only goes when
you can see them if you're crying it's like you're dragons yep 20 seconds okay
I don't know. I should know. I don't think we do this. No, no, no. I wasted my guys. I don't
know. I waited my way. My way. My way. Oh my God. My coach told me to do that. I'm sorry.
The coach told you to take people's ways. Yes. Yes. No, you've been teaching it. No,
it's it's the right call to make. It's one of your best games. It's the right call to
make it like 90% of games.
All right. Okay. X.
No, not yet. Yeah.
I'm aring this. I don't give a fuck. I'm aring this.
We go. We go deep. We go deep.
Jake said you killed it.
I actually fucking through.
So what was that damage?
It's fine. How did I stop?
Guys, okay wait.
We're set!
Oh no!
Fuck.
Did he ult you?
No, he ulted!
Yes, yes, yes!
He had no use at, no one's gonna ult!
Yes, no one's gonna ult!
No one's gonna ult!
We need you top, bro.
Hums, we need you top.
Okay, I'm resetting, I'm resetting.
Guys, I mean, I could go, no?
We've got the fucking dragon!
We're gonna get that soon, we're gonna get that soon.
It's okay.
If they don't get it, and we don't get it, I mean, it's fucking fine, right?
Because, Jinx, you listen to me, I'm gonna get that.
I'm gonna get that.
We're gonna get that soon, it's okay.
If they don't get it, and we don't get it, I mean it's fucking fine, right?
Because, Jinxie, listen, we have a dragon on our team, look at that.
MrX2C, bro.
Did-did-did-did-did-did-did some flash?
No, no.
I did not flash.
Did he R?
Yes.
Yes, fucking R!
Who flashed?
Okay.
X, I'm ganking boss.
Are you the closest game ever?
Oh my god!
I
Okay, I can only you can open it reckon has TP over me reckon has TP. Let me push top, please
That's missing missing
I'm sure I can save you you're good. Sorry. That's why I'm doing
Are we fighting for dragon, what are we doing?
I
Boy, I'm gonna boil them hard
Jason you know that does careful careful. I'm not thinking about him that I
Want to kill him kill him oh shit
Coming I'm really slow
Yes, yes
Yes
Children are not at me at least
She reminds I think that fuck okay
Listen wait house, right?
That's you team. That's you
Okay
I'm coming don't worry motherfucker comes with one more time to add into the fucking score
We need drags we need drags
I'm gonna pull old times
Go down I can't I can't okay job job great job though. Are you taxi my shit you loser?
But you go me go me go me really yeah
Go mate, there's going, go mate!
Bro, are we winning or losing?
I think we're winning.
Yeah, I think we're winning.
Shipe it!
We played in Steelcaps, don't we?
This game...
What do you guys think, Mercs?
Go Mercs and then get Death's Dance.
Mercs?
Titanic Hydra, Death's Dance.
Okay, I can move towards you.
Yo, if you see what he took a whole wave,
took a next wave,
You know sets diamond regardless. All right. Wow. That's fucking bullshit. My mom must aboard might have been, you know
Okay, listen listen listen listen don't blame
Accidentally deed
Okay, it's
Lisa's all the way to
You're really deep don't taste nobody can follow you. Yeah, I know I'm just gonna try to run
Humms, you just baited me to fucking death bro.
Humms, I'm not gonna lie you just got us both fucking killed.
Okay.
Bro, we're gonna lose.
No no no no no no no.
Okay, let's listen to it.
I can actually carry.
I still have to surround him?
No.
No fed actually.
Yeah, we got this.
We actually got this.
We just didn't refine the strategy for Maxim.
We need to try this.
Let's go try this.
I mean to be fair, he's not really good.
really trolling. That's a skill level in a normal game.
No, no, it's, no, it's not.
I didn't say.
No, it's just that this shodgy and competitive isn't,
I guess I was good.
Okay.
Tell Pimba.
Okay, I'm looking.
I just got milked like a cow.
This guy is viable, though.
Wait.
I can't reach him.
Yo, Seth, yo, Seth.
I can't reach him.
Okay.
Tyler, Tyler, I'm gonna hover you top.
If they go for you, we can legit like 2v3.
Yes, he's up like super safe though. He does not, he just wants to get carried.
And we can look on the dive.
Full HP dive.
Ohhhh! You having a night?
You don't have a night, I don't know.
Wait, we actually got this. Just give it a second.
Rigger?
It could be the second item.
We get tower, we get tower.
Can we look Rift at least?
Yeah, we can.
Okay, GenC, come to the Rift held. We can low key take this as a team.
The purple thing?
Yep.
Yep, the big purple one.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. No, we can't. It's gonna be a huge fight and our airman's not here.
I got a huge base though. I'm huge. I'm huge.
Alright, we just got right there.
We just got the game till 40, we win.
Okay, 40 minutes, 40 minutes. We got time.
So watch out, just not feed them and just chill and just farm.
Yeah, pretty much.
That's about, that's about, I can look for a play mid once.
Okay.
Wait, what's up on 20, you know?
It's easier for you.
What?
I'm literally just gonna swing
No, yeah, yeah, I think he's got a thing's up
Literally, he's gonna farm top to bottom. Yep. That's all we gotta do. We just got keep farming
It's gonna farm. I'm not gonna feed we got this. All right
Come on daddy Tyler. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead
I'm rotating just in case I
Can all talk I can all talk if they if they come for you save us big talk a day. There comes
Oh
Wait, what we're trialed
Careful, that's me that's me, please
Wow careful careful careful right here. That is what the fuck are you doing? I?
Didn't realize that before I might be retarded
So bad don't have I thought you were challenged
Jynxie! Jynxie!
No, I'm being dead serious, listen.
It's because my gameplay relies on taking them by surprise and their stream sniping.
So, did it hold?
Wait.
I thought you had the Renekton to be fair.
Yeah, but the Renekton flash was really really strong in the soft.
Where can I commit it there?
Yep.
Okay, listen, we're still fine. We're still fine. We're still fine.
Jynxie, we're going to be looking on a played bot here, okay?
Soft to the grump, you looked up to your main bot.
You took the grump, you took the grump.
I
Need a I need a reason I think
I'm gonna take I should be good for something once here getting Scott. Oh god
Swamp is gonna suck in those shut up real
Windy killing reduction on somebody, please. I can get it next. I can get it next as you don't us
It's gonna make a play by what do you think so make a better bar? Yeah?
Look alive man, oh shit
But I cannot get to be just to be it's cooked. It's cooked. I'm not keeping no no
Everyone run run run down to the outside. Okay. Keep pushing. I got out. That's fine
Okay, so but they sent five Bob. That's good. That's actually really good. That's worth
Yeah, I'm telling you guys legit shim sniping like we need to think about a way that we can win without like a
Without making crazy plays
Bro we
Okay, Smulder's actually stacked very well.
General CSing well. I got a huge CS lead top.
Okay, try to run next.
No, I just need to stop dying.
Wait, look here!
Let's run, run, run.
I used my Samsung horizon.
Fuck this bitch-ass.
Dude, dude, I don't understand why the Raven is there, though.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Guys, it's great for us.
Are they going to Baron or not?
They might, they might, they might, they might.
They might
Not kidding it is unlucky this game shit
No shit, I'm trolling iron! I am a challenger on my team! Who's one and seven?
Okay, we might have to full send it for this dragon. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I'm down here for it
Or or or we could play next dragon and play for sg stack
Okay thoughts on sneaking Baron while they drag we have no damage. It's not happening. Okay. No
No, no, no, no.
Wait, Loki, look at this.
Look at this.
They're ghosting.
Look at the map.
We can do this.
See the pinks?
Cause they're gonna be on this.
Help.
They're on me.
I'm gonna get some.
Okay, GenC, our way.
Our way.
Try to our way.
Nice.
Close.
Run!
I
Okay, nice nice shut down not usually good guys. They're chasing you. They're all three chasing. Yep
Okay, I don't sell us
I'm gonna get one point five thousand true damage out of a two thousand health pool character
It's like you're gonna say not break him to me. Do not take him to me. Okay. Okay. There's a three minute
Okay, wait, what the fuck do I do now though?
I ran the wrong way. I don't know why you're coming towards me anyway
I know I'm okay. Wait Jinxing once a dragon, they're gonna be on Bairn. Just once a dragon.
Uh wait, that is your vault? Uh yes. Stay stay stay stay stay. Let's go in.
Go back go back. Wait Jinxing back back. I'm going I'm going.
Oh god. Come on, come on. Nice. Get him T.
I
Did I could keep chasing up
He'll take see
Oh fuck. I shot whoever we got two valleys. He'll be at least ready to get better. No, it's really good. We did
And we got the run out of all sums and swing exhaust is huge by the way, I got a
I'm covering my fucking map these kids to be fucking ashamed of themselves fucking streams. I'll be a fucking iron fuck
Okay, Renata has no sums no fashion. Oh, he'll we could low-key look for a fight soon
Yes, this game does sounds is good
X is at 184 stacks
Okay, I can show the map that that's good for us. That means we have still time. Yeah guys
I'm gonna be honest. We're legit like almost up towers like we're in a winning position right now
Okay, don't lose bear
Do we just play you want me to just shadow you top them?
I need to shadow this is I'm not ever gonna fight and we're gonna write that if I mean so I don't know you just I
Don't know. We're literally waiting for SCC stacks. Okay. Let's go take that
You're gonna keep pushing out the secret for range on juice. No, you should go shuljin. I think really yeah, yeah shuljin
You get your abilities a lot faster
Okay, guys, I'm setting a vision right now
Wait, wait, uh, just keep waiting for, uh, X's, uh, 225.
Okay. Let me come in team fights.
Wow, that's stupid.
In team fights, it's hit whoever Tyler's hitting, okay?
If he gets the armor shot.
They're gonna go Baron it, if we hit this right here.
Let me go bot, let me go bot, let me go bot.
Dude, you've been rushing shit the whole game.
What'd you say?
Nothing, it's fine. Go bot.
Oh, you're doing it! You're doing it! You're doing it!
Wait, Jesse, come, come, come, come, follow me!
I
Yes, I do
Okay, it's half attack. We're fine. We should make it. We should make it
Don't be started off started off so they can't finish it started so they can't finish it
I'm sitting it. Okay. Send it send it send it
Stands behind you guys careful
I don't know I don't know come on
Like a big hole big kill on fire. It's a huge
Huge by the way very nice very nice very nice, okay?
Fuck it. No that that hero. Oh man. I got some
Finish the smite
Oh, what's the next item?
Fully, then I don't even know. Okay, listen
We need to tap.
Isn't she like Riftmaker in this build against Steven?
Ah, no idea.
They got Baron.
No.
I have Elder.
Fine, Baron's fine.
We've got two kills on Sylas who's huge against our comp.
Interformer Lay.
Well, let's see.
I'm going to start getting Tvernow too for Tahler.
We should be in a good spot now.
We should win the next teamfight.
100%.
We're going to fight against the Dragon.
On X's stacks.
We need stacks.
Yeah, I need this before the Dragon.
I need 250 for this thing.
Go bot, go bot, go bot, go bot.
Nice.
Alright.
I think they might A-rend this though.
Ah.
I can see Hashtags now though.
Yeah, I'm full out there now.
Okay, well I can play the game this.
We're at the gate here
Dude just found a bot
Yeah we have to find a bot
I'm gonna play for buy though
Careful don't go
Okay we look on this
They're like all pushing us
They're fighting
I don't know if I can get it
Probably hard to sell
I should be able to get it
Let me get that wave to come
What's the reason they burned that teamfight?
Like a lot?
I think we're not a prize for this up now though.
Ah!
Still a sorry.
Did you just kill this XUC?
Trying to chill with you guys?
I got some dumbass code going on and it's so annoying.
We got to just chill here I guess.
This is fine.
This is so good for us.
Yeah, I'm just not gonna feed him
Don't fight don't fight whatever you do do not fight
All right, okay, walk up to the wave here as you see
Well, I can't close. Yeah. Yeah, you can't just space yourself space yourself. Okay, you're gonna spimp you on the wave
Loki Dante's old in wanting what we'd be all 10 you have to send it or no, yes, we know
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Are you ready? I'm signing it.
Wait, we can solve it. We can solve it. It's fine. It's fine.
Uh...
Wait, he's just going.
What?
You have swanalds?
I don't have it. I don't have it.
That's all I wanted to wait.
Let's say that!
I did! I did!
I did!
Oh my god.
Why are you thinking me again?
I said wait!
I can't do anything here.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why is the fucking basing that up paper in a god damn game?
Motherfuckers!
Is it over?
Can I say something real quick?
That takes a ton to that shit's embarrassing.
That's embarrassing as fuck.
I'll cringe are you two?
I can't play!
Okay, listen listen listen listen listen.
Guys, we got knocked down, right?
Bro, we're done listening to you, bro.
We're...
We're bored of him.
Listen.
You can't play any other role besides Hecarim!
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, listen, listen, but let me explain something, okay?
The only reason why we lost that game was because we were getting shimsiped,
and we were taking a very high octane, high volatility game style.
This game, we're gonna play Twitch Lulu Botlane,
I'm gonna just jerk XQC off for 30 minutes straight,
we will not be able to lose.
That's what we said to do last match!
No, we didn't!
I was in shock all last match,
And I dropped the ball!
Bro, now we're in the console.
You think you can't even play like he doesn't know?
You think you can't even play like I respect that.
You guys haven't even wanna play it like bro, it's a consolation bracket.
We-
Rather get fucking jumped.
Listen, it's because we need to show that we really have what it takes here bro.
That game was a fluke.
Now-
Solation.
Wait, does it feel like double E-lib?
Wait, we can't win anymore?
Well, we're in the loser's bracket.
No, we're in the loser's bracket.
There's still a chance.
You can still-
I know it's because I was a strategy that every time I do it in the soldier I drop 20 kills
But I forgot about getting ghosted and how fucking shitty it is for the strat
But now that I remember it's okay like I'm telling guys listen everyone everyone
I want everyone to close your eyes and hold your hands out. Is everybody doing this?
Yes, I am okay xx close your eyes and hold your hands out
Okay, Humza you're doing it too. Yes, sir Tyler. Are you doing it? Yep. Okay good. So everyone
Okay, listen
So we just lost the game and it was rough I might have entered the fuck out of it completely
But there's good news guys. The good news is that now?
We know that XQC has what it takes to go fucking crazy. So as long as we play consistent
We know Jinx he can farm we know T1 can get the solo kills and we know that Hums can have a positive attitude
So because of this we have exactly what it takes for us to just win
I will be on support. I will sit but I will meow
I will do whatever it takes okay, and we will win this
consolation bracket and we will not just win the next game but we will win the
one after because now this is when the real tournament starts can I get an
amen
all right so guys now we just soon wait for the other game 10 and listen let's
start drafting up some strategies so I'll be on Lulu x you want the twitch
right wait yeah yeah
I'll give it to you, I'll give it to MF, MF is like the middle ground between late early, she's like a good compromise, I think, thoughts?
Okay, so we could maybe do MF, if Lulu's open I want to play Lulu though, because I'm telling you my Lulu goes crazy, I don't know why, but I'm genuinely cracked on that shit.
Like X we're dropping 30 kills bot bro with the Lulu, okay?
So listen, let's say we sit there, we have that as our comp, we got the Lulu support, we got the Twitch ADC, what are we thinking top mid jungle?
Tonk talk to me bro. We need some fucking a lock down play literally anything and spawn kill by top later, okay?
Okay, how's my team not to hit the fucking game and just get carried on some lock down though
Actually, what do you play off tank for you, bro? I don't care. So that locks them down
I think you went choke out to win the low key shut the fuck up. I kill my lane five times will be one
My lady came to yellow he creeped everybody that time
Okay, yeah, that's it. That's it took two of my ways they gave a given later my way
I was headed a cannon for you. They weren't gonna get anyways, bro. You you you ate in my way three times
Oh, I saw you you played though. I'm getting me
I just want to I just want to say something
First off, I'm going to go one by one.
Tyler, one.
I had high expectations and you actually exceeded the expectations.
Like you are so, bro, you're so fucking good at this fucking game.
You're good at chess.
I mean, you're just an impressive individual.
Humza, you did great, bro.
You did your job, man.
Thank you, thank you.
You did fucking amazing.
You're such a nice guy to play with.
You were motivating me, telling me about camps.
You were trying to keep me alive, evading me from danger.
danger. XQC, you actually did incredibly well on ADC, bro. You had a literal, well, I'm
gonna get to your teammate in a second. You had literally a 1v2 in bot and you held your
fucking owner, you did good X. Now, Contest, you have been playing this game for, I don't
even know, 12 years and you just went 1 in 10. You were leveled 3 20 minutes into the
game running into everybody else's lane while people were screaming for you to get out of
their lane. Brother, are you a fucking challenger or not? You're just into us and I'm ironed
so I'm gonna do bad. I suck. You're supposed to be good.
Okay. There's a fine line between challenger and challenged, Jinxie, and I'm gonna be honest
with you. This game, I was more on the challenged side of it. So I, you know what? I'm listening
to what you're saying and I agree with it. I dropped the ball, but I will not fail you
again jing see I failed the team once I will not fail the team again I'm gonna
sit there bro I'm gonna get a fucking butt plug put it in my ass get the
setting and I'll sit there do gyrating in my chair as I walk in Lulu I will do
it for you guys trust me if you need anal beads play with anal beads
But that actually needs help, bro.
Like, actually, now it needs some kind of sack of shit.
What if we enable him to be who he actually is
and play the horse while you come bottom and be my kitten?
I don't like that idea.
OK, XQC, I'm going to be honest, bro.
I would rather jump into oncoming traffic than play support.
I'm just going to be honest.
I got play mid, I'll play top, bro.
I'd rather jump into oncoming traffic than play.
I
Also, I go you know, but we need to get killed then we need to stop our bottom line
Listen xx there's something you have to understand about me when I play support on my psycho, bro
I'm gonna be in the bushes. I'm gonna be autoing. I'm gonna be Qing. I'm gonna be using e maybe sometimes a bit of W
We're gonna be going in going out. It's gonna feel like gorilla warfare in the bot lane
All right, what are you gonna be playing?
I play well, I play
Listen this is what I think we have to do now so we identified our two strongest players
Okay, last game are two strongest players Tyler one XQC that means now hums we need you on a setup tank
We need you on the gallio or we need you unlike the mouth fight med if we get this bro
Our compass locked in and locked out by Lee. How could I care you gave all you gave my leg when you were level one
Don't that's level one. He's level seven. How the fuck is that even possible?
Bro you sold the shit you
Okay, we got it. We got a band. We got a band. Oh
Okay, okay listen listen listen listen. Okay guys hold on
I'm gonna share screen this time. We need to take this scouting face seriously
So everybody look at my screen. We need a strategize
So let's see crackhead Barbie
Okay, first first opponent
All right, it might be a kitten
Okay, we need to ban Mal. We need to ban Mal, okay? Wait, what's the rest of the team?
Oh nice, the whole team is here. Okay, perfect. Alright guys, it's looking good. So we need
to ban Mal, and then they also play Seraphine and Sonobot. So I would say we ban one of
those two as well, okay? So Mal, and then let's say Seraphine. The jungler plays Rengar.
You might get invaded if he goes Rengar.
Oh, I've been Rengar.
That's a bad name.
Yeah, I'm not playing Rengar.
That should ruin the game.
Does he just been Rengar?
Rengar, dude.
What does he do?
He's an assassin.
He's just going to like touch you the whole game.
He's going to come into the game.
He's scared.
You hear the predator and then you disappear.
That's all you got to know.
I think Mel Seraphine Rengar.
Okay.
I like it.
Okay.
And Humza, you're okay mid lane, right bro?
I can play, listen, trust me, if Doctor doesn't come to my lane, I swear we can win.
Listen, guys.
Yeah.
What do you get Challenger on?
You Challenger on top or mid?
ADC.
I've been talking for 10 years on ADC.
I'm currently ranked 10.
Wait, X, how good are you at mid?
No, X, no, no, but he can, he can play mid.
How good are you at mid?
I can play top actually solid.
I can play mid.
I can play everything.
I can play mid.
mean ribbon too. You want to see my ribbon? Oh my god! He's trolling. Why are you trolling?
I swear to god my ribbon is like Vipal. I swear it is. You're fucking griefing. No, no, I'm serious.
I'm serious. I'll be like non-touching. Okay, so let me cook. XQC, XQC's good at games, bro. He's
gonna do fine. I can do whatever. It comes at ADC and we just fuck them in the ass bot. We
fuck them in the ass bot because we have Hums and Dante. Wait, wait, I have an idea. I have an idea.
Haven't here Dante's top lane hecarim. Okay, me T1 bot because he plays support. Well if I have a support
With the shit listen to the plan and you
Listen just trust when I'm on the Lulu. It's a little W. Just trust me
It's 1v9 time
Let the support it's fine. I'm done as long as you just do something with late bro. I don't
Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I swear to God. I got green
I'm just playing 80 mid like Tristana or fucking
This is pretty bad. I'm gonna play first. I'll play ribbon mid. Don't worry. I don't mean whatever his name is
So you're gonna go AD so I'll go AP then. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Go AP top
What do you want to say is
Brand true good
I think we could win this consolation tournament that like if we as long as don't has doesn't in to get
And he's not level one eight minutes in I can't
Okay, to be fair the first minute and a half of last game was peak. It was just after that it fell apart
So yeah limit yourself
Yeah, it's because like listen
It's because when you go in there's always more to be had and I need to figure out when it's time to stop eating
Does that make sense?
Yes, actually.
I love the song.
Yo, yo.
Dr. Z, I think that means you just play the game
undisciplined, bro.
You're a fucking jazz.
Yes, exactly.
And that's how he is in DoubleQ.
It kicks in as well.
And Dr. Z, that's why Tider won it challenger in every role.
And you're stuck to Heparam, bro.
You're undisciplined.
No, that is that.
And, and Jinxin, he has tried two other roles,
and he's quit at D4 on both of them.
No way.
No, that's not true.
I know on ADCI I quit at Mold1, I demoted from D4.
Okay.
Jesus.
What do you mean, Jesus?
That's higher rank than you, Axe.
Yeah, but I mean, I feel like when you're a challenger, you learn the basics of other
roles, though, no?
You should be able to play at least about half a tier or tier down.
But he only plays Hector up.
And it's such a one dimensional play style.
He literally cannot do anything else.
So why do we have him on other shit anymore on it?
i don't know what's up me he's the one that did it
listen guys
jauntus top hecarim we can win
no hop that ass on hecarim
jauntus top hecarim
hecarim bro please god we need to win
okay okay listen if hecarim has opened this game i can do a hecarim jungle
i can do a game of it
hey guys he's not even gonna hecarim player
dude shut the fuck up tog
dude bro why is tyler why do you keep shitting me
Really tongue and donk bro like what the fuck is this about yo on paper I can play top mouth like
Me, huh?
Bro, I'm gonna play top warwick if you go jungle heck of a room. What do you guys?
Okay, X mouth surfing Rengar
I
Don't
Stop with me, please every lock-in. I want every that will 120% and especially down to the ocean 200%
Look look guys. That's a sign from God. They banned hachram because they brought up. Yes, but now trust me like it's cuz they know
That's guys. That's like a message from the universe. It's saying dude if the artist is on Lulu him and ex-QCR dropping dick, bro
easily true and then they've been
to even these guys are fucking
disgusting yeah but they don't know
they're about to drop a fat fucking
bomb on his game with a little combo
yeah that's what I'm saying though it's
gonna be a fucking freebie up in this
bitch now who do we bet next oh hell
no no no no no no no don't ask app
support you said you think your
challenger level right yes all right
bro i want to see this bro all right i
got you listen guys this one is for the team bro this is because guys you need
listening right now five years from now we'll be sitting there we'll all have
gray hair long beards all that's fuck at least in our 30s right and we're gonna
be I want to pick it I don't think we're on sorry I don't I don't think you see
those are gonna go slow they're gonna go slow okay guys listen we're about to do
the generational one of the ages this clash tournament when people see the
ultra yeah I used to I used to back in the day back in the day I mean no listen
guys if you ever heard the way she says enormous you'd get it anyways that's it
I can't
Well, do you have like a like an inflation kink or something?
Listen, let's focus on the balling so acts we're gonna put you on twitch this game, okay?
Yeah
So listen they bought in Renata. Okay, they might go Callista Renata
Please
stop it on the military look bro all I'm gonna say is last game is a lot if we
didn't get into the virus support and these guys are lower right these guys
have a platinum so we're good to go yep my brother on okay now James see what
we're gonna need from you is while you're folk clearing you're gonna have
to give us motivational support so we're gonna have to hear like the the fucking
the animalistic intent to just decimate the enemy do you understand bro I'm not
doing that bro if you ain't again I'm reporting to the channel.
I was looking forward to this all week, like all week I was looking forward to this.
What the fuck was that?
Listen, listen, that was necessary for us to grow as a team together.
Do you understand?
You have a set actually?
Thinking about it.
Oh Tyler trust the process bro. Listen Draven mains always can play everything. You should know this.
Wait you got this. Why is Draven considered high skill because you have to catch the axes or something? Yeah
We have to deal with a lot of pressure. I understand. A lot of pressure. Wait. Oh fuck. I'm batting. What do you guys want me to bat?
I
Feel like I go a red red on the off-roof is right in front of uh, you got any storming shit
Every comp game always lasts like 30 minutes, he might as well go gathering
I have to go off again, okay does anybody want a specific guy you play AP
I play ChoGath.
We need AP. If you go AD, I'm going to go something.
I'm going to play ChoGath, though.
Guys, what am I banning?
If you give me front line, take AP with Gucci.
I'm going to go ChoGath.
Alright, ban Silas, ban Silas.
Okay. I'm ready for it.
Wait, really?
Dante has just stayed bot. That's it.
But that's it dude. Guys trust me. I'm gonna listen this time. They fucking bought
Listen listen you don't got to tell me twice bro listen. I learned from last game. I'm a new man now
I'm not the same man. I was 20 minutes ago
Wait Tyler I can look you as you
You cannot as you're
Me fake up. Yo lethal 10 more friends the attack. Wait, wait, wait. It's tasteful mid
Uh, let's go.
Let's go.
I think it's yours.
Good, actually.
But is it actually?
I think so.
Let's go against the Z.
Wait, just play.
Play Nico.
Just go Nico.
I've never played.
Is this this this is this.
I don't think the other way.
What you want?
OK, I'm going to hold off.
I'm going to call you.
I don't know what to pick.
I don't know what the fuck.
I just go comfort.
Listen, it's just a better opportunity.
It's okay. Yeah, play a character where you can take over the game and lead us. Yeah, this is fucking old off
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I still get the time to take you're in your piece of shit, by the way
You're a piece of shit
We're gonna get this fucking game too. Let's all of you by the way. I'm just saying
You want me when we can swap? Oh, huh? What's what I can do a Pp on me to do? No, no, no, no, no
Wait, what's better for you? What's better be a truck?
This is actually way better, you wanna swap?
Go ahead.
I spotted him, this guy by the way.
Okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Wait, what, what, some of the spawns against H-ops?
Flash TP, you're tough.
Lovely.
TP.
Yeah, you can outflip him, right?
Okay, okay, rookie top.
You got space.
I need you back, I need you back.
Pause the game, build back.
Oh, my God.
We can't pop, what?
Wait, so Tata, are you playing Mid at this game?
Now, Mid, now, Mid, now, Mid.
this is a little bit of a game a hundred percent
it was good here
yeah yeah i just want to get
actually let's
so tell what is chogath
lot of damage one shot at level six if i had to
and he said it was the objectives with uh...
like executes
almost at the end of the
and he gets really fucking big it becomes a bit of a kind of a problem
and tyler's a strong muscular men that's going to have to be bolder than
yes yes
And Tato's definitely not on Royce.
I am not on- I've never taken steroids in my life.
Do it please- See, I haven't taken that. I haven't done those.
Tato hasn't done the Royce guys.
Guys, no, he hasn't. Sam's on steroids.
Okay, come on. Here we go. Guys, we had to fall down so we could get up.
Now we win the consolation tournament.
Alright, I'm locked in.
Bring that soul to me.
Okay, I have Ignite.
Good luck, have fun.
Do not get fucking first blooded in the bush.
Look at your chat, please.
Wait, he's almost a plus here? Okay, sir.
I got you, Jinxie.
Wait, Zontess, my chat is saying to Max Q first, but then you said to Max W.
No, no, it is W Max. I checked a few guys.
Are we hiding the map now or no?
I'm not hiding my map.
Okay, okay.
Okay, so I'm going to Max Q first, but then...
I'm hiding my map.
You're gonna get ghosted anyways.
Take control.
Okay, listen, X, I play hyper aggressive. Are you ready to follow?
I got you.
W then Q, W then Q, got it, got it.
Is that right on us?
Yup.
Wait, you started W?
Are you trolling me?
Guys, lock in, let's go.
Here we go. We're gonna win this fucking tournament. Well, if you don't want to swap, you should have swapped. Yeah, we're gonna win. Let's go
We're gonna win. We're gonna win. We're gonna win
Where'd he start? Where did jungle start? Red.
Popside
We need some IGLs on there, Zin, okay? Keep track on him. What the fuck is an IGL?
Oh, okay. Zin's out unknown position. Zin's out unknown position.
Oh
Okay, let's go good so far Tyler. Let me know if you want me to get committed at any point in time
Yeah, I got this character, man. It's not in front of the playgrounds. Generally. It's so fucking busted
How did X die? What the fuck guys? Please just play safe. I promise I carry
Which rated as well. We're good. We're good. I got this shit. I got this shit
I told you guys I'm on the go don't ask. I'm on the loop, bro. I will not fail us again
Because now that's like an all in bullshit ass character of mine, this is what it is,
I don't give a fuck.
Alright, thanks, I'll hold the way for you.
It's time to lock the hell in right now.
It's in his bot side, it's in his bot side.
Here we go.
Alright, I'm resutting.
I need to use both his pots.
Why does it sense so gosh darn high, man?
Alright, we're in a good spot now, we're chilling.
So, Dantez, I upgraded my Q, my W, my E, and now I max my W first and then max my W.
Yep, exactly, exactly.
E last?
Uh, yes.
W, Q, E, max.
So, you start Q, W, E, then you max W, Q, E.
Got it.
I'll try to get priority, but...
Then his bot, correct?
Yeah, his bot side, yes.
Okay.
Well, we have an AdVision on him yet, probably.
No, he's bot side, he started red.
I checked him level 1.
All right, so JNC after you take the Krugs and suddenly recall and just go straight to the top cap
Because you cannot reach for you top as well. You maybe look top as well. Yep. I'm gonna wait good
Top crap top crab you think yep. Yeah
Really that's it. We're locked in now. Here we go. Here we go now. We've now now we're huge
I can tell I can tell we're locked in here
We got
Okay, so Zin's gonna reset and be topside here
It might look maybe we can fight well his cross are still down for 15
So it's only place either gang commander or it's go for go for top crowd. Yep
Talk to me father Tyler. Yep. Yep. Yep. You're good
Maybe look on a choice as well
I saw probably don't forget we went I need to be too because we have a we have a
advantage
okay just killer killer killer she's fucking that she's fucking that all right
targets up in Renata yep fuck off me pussy JC this guy can be killable
What's got the mid guy the mid guy top top top? I think we kill him one. I'm coming. I'm coming now the flash
Yeah, that's fine. Are you just shoving the way you're shoving the way down we got this and
Wait, there's a
Flash very good
You think we're both side?
Wait, do you have a ward?
Fuck you, don't have a ward.
Get it out.
Wait, just go here.
Yeah, but I think we reset.
The only reason they still be here is if they're baiting for Zen.
I thought we needed the auto on the rocker.
If she walks up, wait.
I got much better than you guys are doing.
I don't want anyone to do it.
Yeah, she will, she will, go now!
Come on, guys.
I got the shield?
Nice!
I want you to go, I want you to go!
Okay, just show them, show them the reset, show them the reset.
Zin should be wrong, Gromp right now, we just shoved him to reset here. This is good.
And that's up?
AHH!
Come on now, come on now!
You guys doing good man, that's scary!
Scary, that was so scary.
This is the team I know!
Don't worry, I got you. I got you, Rax, I'm telling you bro. It's free as fuck.
Is it actually, um...
Collective first, leave it?
No, go ahead, I accept this.
How much gold do you have?
You know what, go ahead.
How much gold? How much gold?
Uh, one more either.
Go BF, go BF, go BF.
The long sword, the long sword, yeah.
Yeah, bro.
Relieve! Relieve!
Bro, I don't like it too much.
It's a good fight. I don't know if you do like it.
I don't want it.
My ward is still down for 45, but I can just walk up and scout crab.
So the crab is still down for 30.
So what we're gonna have to do is we have to get Pryo-
Todd, can you get Pryo mid? I wanna look at him.
Yeah, I got it.
Okay, Jynxy stay, Jynxy stay.
Oh, this fight.
James, you stay.
I will.
Stay dragon.
Yep.
OK.
Stay clear.
No, but don't fight.
I swear that I'm going to fight.
OK.
Go, go, go, go, go!
James, you got to go in here, bud.
OK.
Excellent.
I'm trying.
It's up.
I have shield.
It comes to me.
Shield, then.
Stint, Stint, Stint, Omson, Omson, Omson!
OK.
I'm pulling in one, pulling in one.
He's going to get reset.
Fuck me.
People can't fucking listen to me or what am I muted? I mean, I
I'm not leading you astray. I promise
Don't worry y'all can in as much as I want. I'm on adc now. Don't worry
No, I was trying to cancel this reset, my bad.
Alright, we got this.
It's got to let my R.
It's okay, by the time you finish your core, you're gonna have it again.
Uh, uh, uh, sorry, Tata.
It happens.
I mean, I had to, she was like an invisibility frame or whatever, like,
like in stupid ass character.
Did I get exhausted there or not? I forgot.
I'm gonna save it on Jossus now.
Alright, Axe, I'm coming bot, I'm coming bot.
Check the lane.
Alright, Axe, we won 2v2, by the way. We won 2v2.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do, we do.
Can we get Void Grubs? Jinxy?
Yes, I'm huge. I can actually go eat that.
I wanna get Void Grubs. It's really, really good for me.
I'm gonna just check if the stage is on it. Can you play out?
Yeah, I'm coming right now.
I think he's on a HOSMOTE 3.
He's on a- Come, come, come!
Come on, come up your camp!
Come, come, come, come, come, come!
I can't get anything. How do I get my camp?
I have an R now. You took one, I can make it.
Look, he has a flash!
Woo-hoo.
It's coming- I think we turned R 1.
I have one shot. You're on anybody by the way.
One shot.
Halfway.
This one. This one.
Wait, where's our random?
I have this one?
Okay, Jynx, after this one you can look for a base, okay?
Okay.
What do you mean look for a base? I don't know what that means!
Gontos, what the fuck have you been teaching in?
Wait, no, no, he knows that!
It's when you recall, Jynx, it's when you recall.
Recall, recall.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, recall, recall, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
X, fuck it, ah!
Guys, we got a closed game here, come on!
We got a sec, we got a sec, then it'll be it for you, I'm telling us.
Uh, go young talk go young talk because you need scale. Yeah, I'm not like you're kind of homeless
This is shot a scale
All right, the way you the way you kill okay x the way you got to use your w just right outside the range and alter
She's gonna use her. Uh, she needs her w which is the one where you can't hit her
But that's when you just space her if you can space her then you're good
Yeah, especially when she's a yeah, when she's like the water
Ultimate the ultimate gives you a race so you she won't be able to hit you as long as you space her outside the menu in because she has two dashes
Yeah
If she doesn't have any mini she can dash dash sort of champions
I'll let you get soul experience. It's gonna be a range. If I could start getting the word here
I got you like just on every set
Oh god
Where's in do you guys know where's in this? No
Office as in should be if you're just gonna talk to bodies fire on like wolves. What was grand parry?
Okay
Okay, I
Wanted up. I believe they're all idea to stack armor and I'm up 40 CS on it, so
It's marvin it should be free
He's up. He's up. Yeah, we're like levels behind like I think I know you got to show
that. I think we're better like defensively. How are we looking? Hey, so he's missing
carefully. He's running. Run, run, run, run, run, run. Zin, Zin, Zin, Zin was up. Check
him out. No, you're good. You're good. Just show a front up. Don't die on me guys, please.
Great keep it up
You're even CS and only one death. That's huge by the way
I've all in 20
All right
No, no, no play for dragon Jason go dragon go dragon dragon a cap. Yeah, we need to play for this
I'm going to be honest, I'm rotating right now, 2 seconds.
Yes we can, I am huge.
But they're bothering us too, you need to worry about the Nile.
I can slide them sir, in one turn.
Okay, just if you kill Nile, we'll kill all.
I'm rotating from top.
I'm coming to dragon.
Walk through here, I'll sump.
I'll sump.
Okay, I'm sacking top.
Oh god.
Good, very good.
I'm looking here.
I lost a lot of time but it's okay.
Nice!
That's what we're talking about now.
Fucking go!
Wait, do I have a TP if my TP is down?
There was one guy top, I don't know where he is now.
What'd you say?
There wasn't guy top, I don't know where he is now.
He was there a second ago. He might just be in the bush or he recalled or something. No
Fuck my blue buff back in my now. I have one more day. I really got a bike
I already saw them
Anybody need me out of base like a anybody
No, no, just say what I say what I say
Looking fucking good guys
If you do have time you can look at that always as well
If you do have time or not us okay acts try not to get a instant shot on also if I could look for some of you
Yeah, look bot lane at the front. I view
You have any she not use any sums by the way
I think we got it though
Jincy read the kill score backwards
I'll come I'll come in what are you use I'm more in top tier that's like that's your flash
Dude it came up as I died literally the most second
Now fuck me no no like I'm telling you dude look at replay it literally came up the most second I died
I tried flashing
This could be
No, it's okay. It's okay. That's okay. It's okay. We're winning. I'll just keep saying ball whatever every time I leave everything goes to fucking shit
All right top and support how do we don't play the game?
I'm going top scut, I'm gonna get this top scut, there's no exhaust now by the way bro should I start these uh the the the the the hair rift arrow?
I gotta paste, make sure you're standing there thank you
Don't do it Ty, don't do it, or should I do it?
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it
Jason do the helm
Oh fuck me she was there
Do the helm after the climb, do you know what the helm is?
Yeah, the purple guy
I'm doing it okay
Yeah you do it I'm on the way
Yeah, actually, I think we just rushed here to boots and then just like try to fucking run away from them every time they walk out
Yeah, I
Mean I'm gonna hold this for a sec. That baby's baby by the way when they start
We don't know. We have no we've not done with it shit. Yeah
I'm gonna eat it
If I went if I want you down would I go next?
No, go ahead go ahead
We're getting so fucking strong. We are we are I'm it come on
Also X prioritize your auto-attack over your E because are you fucking kidding me? Yeah? Yeah, make sense. Don't wait clear with your
No
Dude what?
Yeah, I think we got it. No, I was like in 10
I'm not gonna say that rotating me. I got true
I got you.
Tyler, did you get him?
I'm here, bro.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
I got it, bro.
Bro, my chat.
Yes, I got it.
Kill him.
I got it.
Nice.
Holy shit.
Fuck that.
Holy shit.
No shit.
I'm gonna kill him.
Oh, my fuck.
Yo.
Nice, guys.
I'm showing the way.
That echo item is so busted.
There's three men
Come and take my top and then I'll take you back. Okay. This is my jungle
Who's the minute was a minute?
Played a murder murder murder murder
Oh
Happy happy happy happy
Nice
All right, it's yours is coming by sure. Yeah, but so yeah, we can do a no we have to run now we have to run
We could give this if you guys want and I get to top. I'm gonna go top. Yeah
I
Know we have to get shot this long enough dip I have ults up. I don't flash fine
Jason you need to go to dragon if you're gonna fight it okay?
I'm going to dragon now, going to dragon now.
I'm gonna rip it here.
Uh, it's on the top.
I can't beat it.
I'm going to dragon.
Yeah, go go go go go go go.
Help him out.
Yeah, I fuckin' said it.
Jump forward, jump forward.
I'm going to fuckin' dragon.
They got it, they got it, they got it.
They're here, they're here.
Ah!
I'm gonna fight them.
Didn't know flash.
I'll push bottom.
Alright, I'm coming with you.
I'll hover.
I got fondled
Sorry, they're all there. They're all there, so it's okay
Yeah, I look once a minute as well
He was case scenario
Who's to be I sold here working?
Yeah, maybe yeah, I'm okay. I just hope
I
Everybody's locked it out. I feel supported this time. I like
Thank you almost not it, but this is it yeah, I have a lot of bunnies a lot of bunnies. I'm rich
You keep running. I have shield up
He's gonna he's gonna he
No
We're not he's both sums Nila barrier, okay also he's TP
can someone go hill cut I will I will I got it I'm getting so strong in my
fucking jungle I feel like corki needs a solid in bottom and X goes mid now he
should be sorry I greeted the fuck I need a bot I need a bot bro I'm not
I'm fucking abusing this basal.
Okay, it's nothing in the world.
It happens.
If they baron, we could.
I want more money.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm running after him.
And I might go...
I'll get a ward like right here, please.
Yep.
I'm not going to stop the Ransom.
Dumped as E reduces my damage, right?
E reduces my damage.
The damage that you're going to take, yes.
Exactly.
It's also a sphere
I the thing that makes you a runaway. Yep, this is in stop as well
I should get the push. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they might have a little bit of this. I
Could cook her ass raw all right. I'm ready if you get a depot by Zing could be right here as well. Oh
No
I'm on the way
Yeah, what? Run away, run away, run away.
Nobody else needs to die, please. We're sparing.
I- Renata is...
Still on my R.
You know what she used? Is she R?
I still on my R.
I have a flank here, actually.
That's R.
How do I die so fucking fast? I don't understand.
How do I die so fast?
Let me go one of these, actually.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
They're gonna be on it, 100%.
They're in here, they're in here, they're not on it, okay.
This game is so hard, Jesus, how about the long boots?
Okay, this is not my last game though.
I got a huge base.
I got a 6-0, holy shit.
You might actually be able to drop like 30 this game.
Yeah, this guy cannot play the game by the way.
We have Dragon for free, all of us.
I'm gonna look around here you sweet sweet good I don't have it might be water
don't us I'm gonna just take the wave and then fuck off fun because we're
next right again uh no I'll do I'll do you really I'll do I do not damage
I know they'll die.
Dude why the fuck do they always lock in the most bullshit things bot lane? Last game was 20, this game 9.
I actually go careful, careful, careful, everybody careful.
No one looking for 1 to mid I think. We just need a ward on the right.
Is this bot lane?
Yeah, maybe click 1 to mid here.
We could click something here.
I think it's good.
Are we walking it down? Are we walking it down?
down just just wait guys it's good come on come on level x I do I do I should
have used it before though it's on me
they went it's when it's this fucking character off me bro how is he alive
back I wanted to do it all so long oh you guys don't die
I think we're gonna kill him.
Bro, it's because I keep forgetting to hit my fucking key, oh my god.
Okay, I think what we need to do is we're just gonna play through Alayna as 5,
because if we just play through as 5, I don't think we lose with our comp.
The issues are that we're just like split up too much.
Play for me!
Alright then, let's go mid, let's go mid, let's see if we can play through like down or some shit then.
Can we play right down?
They're gonna be on it, but they're gonna be low, if you guys can rotate fast.
Yeah, I could definitely get a few kills on that for sure.
I could try to stall it out, maybe.
Oh, they're trolling.
Um, I'm trying to stall it out.
Then there's no flash.
I'm going to use three times this game.
Oh my, I'm not dead yet.
He's very low.
They're all for the alpha.
It's fine.
They can't do it.
It's OK.
Shut your mouth.
Don't fight.
Wait.
I mean, does it?
Maybe just stop the guy.
They have no RS.
nice
slow slow slow
i have tp in thirty okay
if you can stall it's really good
these guys are so fucking good at this game
i'm such an worthless sack of shit
watch out the bishops jump in
was your cue?
guys everything okay?
we're ready we're ready
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna reset and then we just like take over baron. I think we just play around this here
Just take your hands on cool down pretty much just force nothing and when you hear an arc harder an arc all this art
Oh, Bob. Go Bob. Go Bob. Go Bob. I'm just gonna start from Bob. Start from Bob. Yep
Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it farm farm stop fighting farm wait for the arc all got it. I
I gotta stop beating these fuckers, this game's gonna get out of hand.
I think we just wait for H.R.S.S. to be boned, cause he has a knight.
I said this is the problem! I mean, and this is for Nada.
He got us a lot, so we should have won it, but...
Can you look here?
No, no, no, everything okay? Dump test!
Yeah, I'm locked. Wait, I'm just saying.
I got Shaxx, I got Shaxx, he's igniting!
I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him!
I'm holding up.
What are you?
Are we going there?
What is that?
I'm getting fucked. I know what that does
What is that? Who is that?
That's h rocks. I'm getting like I'm getting ganked this game. I'm getting fucking ganked
I'm 0 and 6 bro. I'm getting ganked. Okay, listen listen. That's what I think
I think what we can do here right now is
We literally just tried once again to play as five because like the issues that we still haven't played as five
Plans five off a Tyler Q on the Nila and she just dies like she has no flash
It should be super free. Okay. I am coming middle on my fucking plot and horn. Yep
Don't let him back if you can.
So where's the 5 manning mid? 5 manning mid?
Bro the fucking problem is god damn Bernada.
I can't play against her.
Yeah, I'm going deep.
Yeah, I'm falling.
He's gonna try to kill me.
Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, sure, sure.
You're killing him?
Polly?
Nice!
Nice, nice, nice.
Hey guys, look at me, look at me.
I'm gonna walk back.
I just used the-
I mean it's not something for a while now. Oh, no
Can we go on it? Yeah, we can do better than I wanted. No. No wait. Why do I and then on it and on it
So soon so but I just got all this. We have so much right here
Whoa, are we going for Baron or no now since out? Yeah, yes, son
Don't go for Baron leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave
Are we gonna wait for the next dragon Tyler? Yes? Yes, then we have to win this fire the game's fucking over please
Okay, okay, okay, I need to buy I absolutely need to get his uh, laughter sir
Yeah, I'm only missing like 40 more gold. Where can I get the cannon follow my mom on my mom on my bed, sir
I love you the next wave long we play around my cue the this it is an animal. He's gonna go in randomly
I'm gonna say I'm gonna be here. I'm gonna shot him if Zin goes in we can one shot him be careful of a rattle
All right, you're spicy, but then I was five. I don't even want to hope that we lose too much
Should I save my smite for the dragon?
Yes, yes.
Okay, Genji, walk with the team, walk with the team so you don't die.
But if I don't, this guy's gonna go in like an ape, I'm gonna silence him, we're gonna focus in.
Okay.
Like right here.
Get out, jump, run, run, run.
Out, out, out, out, out, out, out.
Out, out, out, out, out, please God.
Very good, that's good.
And he sold, this is big for us.
Alright, heal, heal, heal, heal, heal.
That's very good.
That, I mean, that's huge.
That's entry, uh, that's entry.
I'm about to walk forward, yeah, yeah.
It's going on. I'm going from the side
I don't have any wards
I can bait him man
Do you have any wards?
I don't have
I'll try to damage him
I'll push him out
I'll push you guys
Go H.R.S.
What?
Is he talking to you, Pete?
Or is he out of my fight?
I just died instantly. You guys are saying fight. I'm under level.
I'm holding it. I'm holding it.
I killed 8 trucks.
I'm not trying to be a solo point though.
If I fight, I'm just dead. I mean, like, I can't fight.
Okay, listen. I have Nights Vow now.
We could Bokey look to maybe set a vision around Vow.
Like, I know we lost solo, but we can solo him.
Actually, it doesn't matter.
Who wants a Nights Vow? I think it goes on Corky, right?
Me, me, me. Please.
So our only hope is Baron now?
Yeah, we stopped.
I mean someone fights.
Actually, best case scenario for them actually.
If the Zin dies, we can play.
These guys are evening like a motherfucker.
I need 200, okay?
Biggest thought on how it's really big.
Alright, we're gonna reset it and recharge it once.
I almost showed the two fights a little bit later on and like I could just jump into the
Who's by who?
I'm not a man, but it's a thing you do like I think I think yeah do whatever you did it last time
And I'm trying to not show up
It's hard it's like
I can't show
So in a bow guys we got this yes it is sure
How did you take that blue buff?
Yeah, I okay, I'm a split Bob I'm forced a trust to be balling that look for a TP play don't begin like a ward on flank
I can look for something
Right, it's like if I split up I think they're waiting around to talk if you want to be careful talk such a lot still have flash
Careful, I spoke back
Yeah, I'm out either similar there
Yeah, they're looking bad here just just don't fight just wait sweet. I'm trying to not fight
They're on it.
We gotta go.
There's one up here.
It's melting.
We can't.
We're just too late.
Oh, thank you.
I didn't even know if you'd just play 1-3-1.
I think you just split.
They're 5-5s.
It's too much.
It's 5-5s.
It's too much at the split.
Not to just get wars on sites, please?
I think the Vyvi is not, I think it's playable, I think it's playable.
I can't hit silence.
Oh no.
It's fucking Renata's problem.
The soul's going bot.
I see it on a deep board.
They probably know him here.
There goes some crazy.
Yeah, they all go same for the other.
I don't see them, they all go the same.
I see it out.
Alright.
Hmm, okay, these drugs spotter what?
And what after? Okay, so fucking spawn
Okay, I'm nice fun corky now. We could look he looks a fight. Yes, it's actually
Here we go
I think that's console. Oh, it's on slice. Oh wait for it. Yeah, but with you two, I think that's console
This bitch is fucked
Guys, I suffer redemption by the way, okay, okay, we're good. We should be good
No way, he didn't dodge that.
That is so bad.
Okay, we're getting to the point where Ash is wrong.
Like they're twirling by staying?
I'm looking for TP on bot as well.
We have Warwick up.
So it's the bean bottom I could dab you
Your son's
Nice track. He's so fucking fast. He's a salamander
Okay, not bad. Those are bear and push they got one in here. Whatever. Yeah, yeah, it's fine
All you oh
Oh
Like one fight we have no flash this now X-hunch die was it was any like uh, it was the flash
Did not a flash remember I
Did not a flash I try to reset like wards and you guys I
Mean yes, yes, yes, yes
Yeah, yeah, I think I think that was not a flash
So they should jump to the degree on me or a charge or but or probably both. I think okay
I'm gonna told Nyla a soul and a trouts. Yep. Yes. Yes, you're a bit correct, baby
Tell I'm gonna like stay on you. Yeah, I'm gonna recall for pot though
So I pretty much it is it this is all on ecstasy and
Yeah, that's it. That's all that's all the kids
The outskill with the moment guys. All right. Yeah, these guys I mean
This
Ah
Okay, guys, we need to play out there like can we please set this up if they're resetting then it gives us a chance to take over like vision bot side
We need this. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that. I don't know
So I do I think we just walked out. I don't think we walk through line
Yeah, we gotta get out alive. Yeah, look. They keep right now. Actually right here in here. Okay
Just keep banana warded. Okay. Always wore this
Nice, just hold this choke, hold this choke, say it.
You have to hold this choke.
I'll go mid, I'll go mid.
I'm gonna make this play like so.
Like just suicide it, then I can.
Wait, just hold that point.
Just hold it.
Yeah, Jynx, just hold it.
Just wait, wait.
I'm holding mid.
I can maybe look for one on mid.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
Okay, back up, I'm gonna spec out.
Okay, he's trunking, he's trunking, he's very trunked.
He's very low.
If you can force it, it's good.
Soles are at the fire out of the fire, okay?
Stammering.
It looked out.
Okay trucks, slow slow slow, wait for his ult, wait for his ult, carry out, carry out, he's very low.
Wait, GX don't!
No GX!
Wait.
X is on the flank, I'll try to clear the minions.
I got Nilo, I got Nilo, hopcorky!
He's dead, he's dead.
Just get the wave, just get the wave, don't die, don't die.
Run run run run!
Turn around.
Hop up.
Thanks, you talked to me
Yep, I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry. Sorry. We got this we got this we got this noise
Listen careful behind you. That's okay careful. Are you guys winning though up there?
Sold behind you watch out
Watch me watch me
Man he got a really fast foolish shit, okay, I don't think they can add they can
All right
I've moon stone and like a hundred gold so I'm starting out a little bit spike now
The thing is that all we need to do is wait out the elder and give Baron and then just hope that they don't force a fight during that time frame
I literally one shot this Nilo, it was just my ult, by the way.
Really?
A non-factor.
I feel like if Nilo dies and we're all in like a good position, we just auto in the game, right?
Yes, but they're all so like, bruisery, it's so hard.
They didn't also flash there, by the way.
He's low, he's very, very strong.
Get your cancel.
I'm seeing like, probably can't.
I maybe get this one.
Careful.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Right now we're just play back.
Wait, we are at our Nexus here.
They have elder buffed.
You know what ElderBuff does?
Uh, yeah, they have like the...
The execute.
Loadspeed or dead.
That's it.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right now we're just doing subways.
So much of our bot if you can.
I'll go bot.
Yeah.
All right.
I'll drop two wards.
One here.
We can win this.
We still got it.
We still got it, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I better go now.
Like, Baron doesn't really matter. It's all about elder.
We just don't die.
Yeah, just walk back out of Hums.
I need like 50 fucking doubloons to land him.
Can you sell Doran's?
Just sell your Doran's, Fredbro.
Doran's plus plus the doubloons.
I'm getting away mid. Just get top.
Get top. Get top. Do not fight.
Do not fight. Get top.
We're on nexus.
Alright, it's one fourth left.
I'm coming I'm on the way I'm on the way we just saw the elder it's okay they can't end you they can't
Top waves are gonna pretty fucking massive try to try to fight try to try to get the wave
How is that
I'm dead here
Wait I just went on me. Oh my god
Oh my god!
What is wrong with you fucking people?
Hey, I wrote, they'll like, dig the whole game.
They'll like dig the whole game.
They're ghosting, too, by the way. They're ghosting.
But what are their players?
Yo, they were in my chat as an infiltrator.
I saw them before the game. They didn't say anything in chat.
Fucking loser.
I just got stuffed into a locker.
Oh my god.
What is wrong with you fucking people?
Fucking loser. I just got stuffed into a locker
10 times
Every time I went to go jungle guys in the ass listen to me everybody
Being carryable is a fucking skill. You understand that
Yeah, there's no shame. Yeah, I'm talking to you JC specific. Yes. I'm talking to you, but fucking bot lane
I said guys look at me. I'm up 100 CS just play safe
I see you die again
Dude, I just
Wow, I was one on one and then it was just Nila like it's just Nila Renata gap
But how about me you go bot lane?
No, no, there's still we got it. We just got a by-match they felt bad for us
Even though I entered a bunch of like when somebody is dying
I think we could use thanks debate and like we should have went all in it when Jinx you went all in it like follow
A bad call it's fine. I think there's four bad call then to not follow a good one
Like I don't want what we're just saying to another just all in there. We just send it
I don't even know anything else anyway
No, we didn't go in there. We ended up being in there like flimsy like in and out of all that anyway
No, we're just so in we had a way that's okay
one of the guys we got the um we got the consolation bracket participation award
though and it's that's downing it what would be why did they kick us out they
be out brother we don't shit we lost and then lost the loser's bracket we lost
and then lost again and we're so shit that we lost in the first round and then
we lost to a team that also lost in the first round so yeah we're like this
shit is in the shit right now but I'm gonna take blame I'm a fucking iron player against
diamonds like we're not winning that bro it's not your fault brother you begin okay okay
well I will say I was a lot of his volume but look these are picking it the most dog
shit ass crack like actually you cannot hit nine up to three seconds when she uses her
We're bullshit, right and then if you guys we're not like register and then another three seconds
I've been is really and then it comes back alive like it's lame
It's eggs and that goes what those are and put this thing you can't do it
Autos don't get in you can't auto in it in his cock circle. It's lame man
Somebody tells me just said I don't know but it's
X dude you fought your heart out Tyler you fought your heart out
Um, Hamsa you fought your heart out.
Dantes.
What the-
Dude!
Okay, guys!
What the-
Okay!
Wait, genuine question!
First game, I'll give it to you, I sold, but what the fuck do you want me to do in the
second one?
Dantes, did you guys flash top lane by the way?
No, I didn't, check replay.
I'm not gonna hit the lane.
It's somebody's fault, right?
It's somebody's fault!
Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen, I know who we can blame, guys.
Let's just blame the enemy team because they stream sniped, bro.
True.
You know what?
You're right.
Yep.
Like, guys, listen.
Guys, listen.
What's World 1 of League?
When you lose, whose fault is it?
Everyone but yours.
Exactly.
But if all of us are main characters, then it can't be any of our faults.
So it has to be the enemy team.
They stream sniped, bro.
So the only reason we lost is because we got stream sniped.
We played perfect in that second game.
We had coordination.
We're winning on lane!
Nobody played perfect, nobody played perfect.
Listen, bro, I'm an iron player.
I got stuffed into a locker repetitively continuously.
I couldn't loot, I couldn't fight, I couldn't gank,
I couldn't fucking drone.
I was, my ears were ringing.
This is what I heard that entire second game.
Eeeeeeeee...
That's what I heard, bro.
So look, I gotta fucking get back into the training ground.
And the next time we do a class tournament,
maybe I'll be plat or something.
But now right now, fuck that.
Fuck that!
Also, Tyler should not have carried more.
No one was listening to me. What are you going to do?
I said, Jynxie, don't R1. R1, what did I tell you?
I didn't say it once and he just kept R1.
Yeah, that's pretty true. I'm just testing the unlimited thing.
Then I had to argue with Humza about which lane to go to.
I beg for vision from Drone all the time.
I
Think for class tomorrow we put Dante's on jungle or top
Well, they'll be cost tomorrow
There's one tomorrow
Tomorrow, I'm not gonna be able to play tomorrow. What I will be able to play Saturday
I'm gonna be live for that long. Okay, so guys
Stay in the call, please
I
Oh, damn it! How much more do you want me to do?
Dude, I don't, you be better. I don't know. Crushed up on the guy that last game.
I did! I got into a lot of things!
Tyler, Tyler!
Hunters disagree with you. Focus on him first.
No, no, no, no.
We gotta talk about Dante's level one.
No, no, no, no.
One minute is not the first game.
Okay, listen.
He was a terrorist. I'm not gonna lie.
He actually was a terrorist.
Listen, listen.
We all gained that level one.
Shut up.
The first game, the first two minutes were beautiful.
And then after it all fell to shit.
But it's because we were getting sniped, bro.
I forgot that when we get sniped, we get fucked that hard.
Bro, you-
It-
Didn't the Lululee game, you didn't mean to fuck-
You weren't even saying anything about anything.
Bro!
Because I wasn't told!
I was fighting demons, dude!
I was fighting fucking demons!
And who the fuck plays Lululee as a challenger?
It's not embarrassing to lose to these fucking people and fucking solo queue.
You don't understand.
It actually hurts my heart losing these diamond little dogs.
Okay, so next time we go bot lane-
People come up to me at conventions and like,
remember that time at Beach Run Flex Kill?
They're gonna come up to me at fucking LCS finals and be like, we beat you in clash, I'm gonna fucking want to sucker punch you in the jaw, bro.
Okay, listen, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler.
Let's just call it how it is.
The first game was my fault, the second game was Hums' fault.
No, it wasn't!
Men lie, women lie, numbers don't. What damage did I do that game?
Let's luck.
55 games! How much more do I gotta do?
But you can't find any openings like a trust was not bro. I picked off a soul mid
But you know Jinx he blesses off first. He just thought he does
What bro, I we both literally could tell that
Listen, that's your fault that you coached to do
You fucking piece of shit!
You do such a thing!
Hums, Hums, Hums, you listen to me good.
In one month, Jinxie is going to be shitting on every single one of your viewers.
In two, he's going to be shitting on you.
I will turn Jinxie into the jungle powerhouse.
So listen, did he drop the ball that game?
Sure, right?
But so did I and so did you and so did Tyler and so did XQC.
Listen, every single one of us has equal parts of blame for that game.
Okay?
What really matters is the fact that that strengthened our bond together so the next time things happen
We work together as a unit. Does that make sense guys like we are now molded together, bro
It's like my human centipede
Mantis next class we gotta put you on heck room somehow heck room support fuck it
I swear
Imagine how I can play everything
I just
Me too! I can play anything as well!
Oh my god
I mean, okay look, if I'm being honest
If you weren't getting shims like that first game out of Job 20 kills
Like, I'm also at a level where I could probably play every raw at least a ground master at a voice call
Dude, you have triggered a fuck out of me
What is the fucking challenge you piece of shit?
Dude, what is your fucking challenge?
Dude, dude, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler
Tyler when you did your fucking challenge you played off shim jungle for eight months, bro
Oh, it was not eight. It was a month two months. No, it was like an entire year finish it
Hey, and you can I relate well, Tyler, you're not relaxed. Well, you got five five times out to yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Rather you play the easiest champions of all time. I've earned Annie. I swell sleeper
You play Ivan any Cho'Gath? Okay, so you do it don't just you do it
Us? From the fact that you fucking minded in that first game, dude, that was both our fault.
You did, though. You did actually.
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Dude, in that first game, you underperformed as well.
Listen, I'll say I underperformed both games. Sure. My ass was douched and I underperformed.
I think I need to go back to bot lane. But I can't play bot without a support.
So, the rebuttal to this, Tyler, you had to support.
I will play support next Saturday. I'll play support, bro.
She's doing is there even a clash next Saturday
Every week I don't think so
Pretty sure it is
Don't stop down to stop ecstasy mid
Jinx the jungle and we'll run we'll run ball
Guys, I swear on my own
Listen listen listen on Tyler and hums his life on both your guys's life if I'm on top in and voice comes
I'm operating at a challenger level. I can out top in any player on the entire
Top lane don't us before no, and that's what I
Are you actually are you actually fall? Okay, I'm thumbs him sing I ended D4
It's like you asked me what my dick size is and him measuring it when it's cold outside bro
I ended D4, but I picked diamond one 46 LP almost masters three wins away never forget that
You have a play my fight
No, that's for posties. No, no, I think that's a good champion
Wait, Tyler, you should have been on Malfight, bro, if we're being real.
No, Tyler, play the game.
I'm not gonna lie, but Tyler's AG played pretty good. He looked like he still had hands.
Dude, listen, listen, listen, he's a young 37.
If he gets on the Malfight...
No, listen, and I'm on the Yasuo buff.
What?
Okay, I gotta wake up with my daughters in the morning, guys, so I can't do this all night, okay?
Grandpa, I got curfew.
Yeah, I got a 4-day wake-up call.
So I will say this guys, we gotta be better, okay?
All right, listen, next time we run this shit back
and we go crazy, all right guys?
Yes sir.
All right, see you guys later guys, you do it.
See you guys, you do it.
Take care, good night, good night.
Good night.
Hey Dom's.
Later Dom's guys.
Oh my God, okay guys, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Be honest with me, scale of one to 10,
how was the support performance?
Like, brutal honesty is necessary right now, brutal honesty, brutal honesty.
If you combine the average of both games, one to ten, what are we thinking?
Like I need to know, I need to know.
Like, guys, it was rough, it was rough, it was rough, it was rough.
Like I'll admit it, I'm admitting it!
Okay, I fucked up the first game, right?
We got one on one, we could have reset, played bot, we didn't.
It fucked it, right?
second game was fucked, but what was it 1 1 0 3 1 2 0 2
all right now wow 3 3 you got my ass fucked up average one okay okay listen
listen listen now that that's out of the way right now that that's out of the way
now that that's out of the way how good do you guys think our performance next
week is gonna be our next two weeks whatever it is because the thing is oh
wait fuck wait the tournament is Monday right jinx is tournament and I'm playing
support them too oh shit wait genuine question how is it possible that in that
game on Lulu I went one and eight but then normally on Lulu I did what look
at this okay look I'm not making it up boom how the fuck did we manage this
like I went 1, 3 and 20 bro I was a good dropping dick this game next week is
gonna go crazier I'm telling guys of all okay listen we might have to be walking
on the fucking uh we have to be looking on the jungle right now we genuinely
might have to be walking on the jungle but can I just say something okay and
And guys, genuinely from the bottom of my heart when I say this, okay?
Genuinely.
It's bullshit the champions that the enemy bot walked in.
Alright, that's all I'm saying.
Like dude, it's like you play bot lane and you're like, yo, you know what, this is gonna be a fun game, whatever the fuck?
and then it's like that bullshit happens and you're like, bro, are we fucking serious?
So it's the next Osh next week. I think it's in two weeks if I'm not mistaken.
And, uh, Wimd, Volsi, Deadpan, Roasted Furnace, uh, Paracox, Parasite Bishop,
Ahmed, Andrew, Mothman, Innisfur, Gert,
uh, Kyle, Dubi, Blitz, Mr. Clean, Ak, Al-Quritz,
Dame, Foy, Ebony, Miguel, Berek, Rex, everything has their subs.
Cindy, Vayne, Punsu, Nat, Robert, Mannequin, Lucky, Rivens, Sungcho, Strikeback, Defok,
and Popping has their subs as well.
Kaisa, 261c, how's it been?
Well, I just ran it the fuck down to games on supports and now I need to show everybody
why I'm still a challenger level player so I probably need to play two more games.
Yeah, I'll just give you the, the, the, the, the next class is in one month and it's ARAM
really is actually that bad and Nate and I'm like the answer sounds like him thank
you I gave him time stream just want to say you're a funny as fuck even if you
are a platform okay listen guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys did I drop
the ball in support yes but I swear I'm so one be nine player okay who has faith
in this game tell me right now what if you think I'm gonna one be nine this game
On jungle so if you think I'm gonna run it down like you guys really think I'm dog shit nowadays
It's how every really we really think now didn't you guys say I'm fucking ass
All right, look we'll walk it in
You I've just called you a dumb shit. Yeah, she calls me a lot worse when she's taking me from behind and
They're just like fucking screaming in agony
And she fucking rails me
All right, it's good buddy.
You don't have to deal with counterbonds in Jinx's tournament, you'll be able to conquer.
I think it's just like really, yeah, like it was just really unfortunate to be honest.
1-1-1.
Okay, okay, let's do it guys.
Let's talk it in now.
So we're gonna do a talk to both folk here now, are you guys ready for it?
Everyone, just look, just look.
you only get on hacky prune that time and time again
all right check this out
so you know what guys if i'm only good on hackrim
why don't i be the best fucking hackrim player that i can possibly be
what do you think about that then
say if i can only do this one thing then i might as well make it the best
fucking thing possible right that's my cat one of them yep that's yuza
alright so buddy so we're gonna do some play for the rappers and efforts to look
for the rest of outside to do more support games and prep for jinx these
tournaments um I'm down to my thing is it's in like what two days so maybe like
the Monday morning will practice it all right so then I was a play for the
Wolves and afterwards we'll come the grump into into blue nice my zouts already
typing FF at 15 nice bro two minutes in or seeing that
Okay, so now we're going to play for the gromp, and then after the gromp we're going to look
on the blue.
Okay, so play for this, and afterwards we'll look on the crab.
No, no guys, listen.
The last thing I want to hear from anybody is saying that any of those games are on Jynxie.
guys ironing is learning you know I'm in it's like
it's like it's on the experience players so overperform
I could have played better that's what matters I could have played way better
I let the team down okay but can look for ganker
i'm able to easily killer
okay so he should get this catholic night now
that's one
all of that's so shit
how much the s of the keonab twenty eight
so twenty means that she a hundred percent cleared her uh... com two
This is rewatching your Pantheon level 1 roam.
Listen.
Don't worry about the level 1 roam.
OK, so now what we're going to do is we're
going to play for the Krugs, and after Krugs,
we're going to look on the wrappers.
Thing is, I need to play for this folk town,
and after this, we have to look on the dragon.
The only cheap thing is that our ADC is already fucking 0-2.
But on the bright side, it's like a Nevia helps keep Jave in alive at all.
So listen, we have an assassin midlaner, we have a hakrem that dives,
and then most of our Kimo that dives.
So it's like three divers, bro. Literally three divers.
Alright, so listen, what we're going to do now is we're going to play for the Volta set
and after Volta's will look on the ground.
Your position was asked the second game and you cost me 50k points on the Gamba.
In teamfights I feel like my positioning was fine though.
Like I do agree that there were a few times I walked up when I shouldn't have any died kids of it
Okay, so come this here
Now we got a back off
So count this top side, which means that we should be able to easy play on the drag
Now the only risk is that you decide to walk through and then just I can test this
So if that is true, it's fine because we kill us in time
She doesn't have any neutral to play for top side as well because we see bot crab is respawning
So it means that she's forced to either like fight this or getting top. I'll just bring my top on you
Okay, so now we'll do is we'll play on the the crab and then after crab will look for reset and I'll play on topside
So, Frankie.
I got you already.
Wait, I know the answer is always going to stay at 3 minutes, so it's time we're going to change.
And I do confirm the answer is subbed.
And Daphron and Zutkron think the answer is subbed as well.
Alright, let's play on the top to bottom here now.
you know
I think she did fine XQC was more children I thought I'm pretty decent Tyler
showed China's best but got the classic topping experience the on this was a huge
terrorist and hums games
that's okay listen at the end did you guys have fun watching even if we lost as
As long as you guys had fun and you enjoyed it, we'll come back stronger for next time.
So all we're going to do is play on the red and then after red, I'll clear for the rest of the top to bottom.
So you're just going to be raptors and then bot side clear.
Alright, so now we're going to do something and play for these Wolves, we play on Gromp
and then after Gromp we're going to see if we can look on the blue buff here.
I think this blue buff is still down from like another 35, so there's not going to be
any angle.
You ruined the fun for me.
For what it's worth, I didn't try to like intentionally troll at any point.
Like if you guys are going to get any of my support bots whenever I play Pantheon, I always
go for that playstyle.
Typically it does end up resulting in 20 kills, but I did feel bad about that first game.
I did feel bad about it.
The issues that it relies on, you fucking with everyone level 1 and then just being able
to capitalize off it, right?
But then after we initially got that first kill on assist, if I would have just went
back, what would have been good?
Alright, so now we're going to play for the blue and then after blue I'll see if we can
look on the Herald, or not Herald but Crab as well.
And avoid damage problem, thank you.
We can always just look for reset then.
Well, just when reset and afterwards I'll buy.
I think this might be a rare game though, we're going to do Assassin Hector Mother.
You know what it is?
And we're getting a ton of ADs, so I'll stop with Deathsense.
We'll go Deathsense in the Cycles for this game.
Did you really expect them not to ghost?
It's not that I expected the enemy team not to ghost.
It's more of a thing of,
I thought that my strat would still be able to win out
even if they were ghosting, does that make sense?
The honest problem with that game was when the Elise
she got the wolves and she hit the level 2. If I had have sold that for her it would have been insane.
So now we are going to play for the raptors and after raptors I will look at the wolves.
You are going death sands vs this game? Yeah we are because the thing is that normally when you are playing against assassins
If you build a bruiser item, they're still going to one shot you and if you build an assassin item, they also one shot you too
Unless you out snowball them
So the only way that you can really play against assassins reliably by jungle and be able to like consistently win out is if you rush death zones
Nice
So now what I'm going to do is I'm going to see if I can even look on the, alright, so
now we just got into long sorts and then we'll run shape dragon out of base.
Alright.
But guys don't shit on Jhinxie, at the end it's like listen, he's doing the mouse and
keyboard he's new to jungle and all that you know it's like what this was for him
was it was a good like learning experience about like playing the game
and like an actual like highly competitive like environments where now
you can kind of see like how it is some like also get a taste for like competition
you know like he is improving at a really like fast rate considering the
fact that he's new to like every fast set of like league including mouse and
keyboard and all that you know
Okay, I'd be really down so I can get in the Shragner.
Oh, nice.
She doesn't have W, sure to use that.
Fuck.
I was really hoping I'd be able to get that kill.
And now I've lost something, so I'm welcome.
Thank you.
Alright, so now we're going to play for the dragon and then after dragon we can
probably just like reset and then play on the top to bot.
Yeah, as long as I look for the red down all the way to the Krugs we should be in
a nice spot. It just sucks that I can't like get my dust on so I'm resetting.
Who's playing Jinx here, flaming your ass? Now I saw a few people, but yeah, I know.
Well, I deserve it. It's okay. I'll accept the flame on me.
Okay, so now we just play for the rat, run all the way to the gromp, and then we should begin.
Maybe just bring it all the way from like Krugs to the ground, then she'll be in a really
I say
Okay, so the camera ends up trying to gang to bot here
I'm trying to see if there's like an angle for me to look for any play
Now Draven walks up, he's that his to me.
He's backing up.
It's not a cannon way, if it was a cannon way, I might have considered going for it.
So Draven's walking back up, which means I can probably look on this actually.
Ah, Nivya's R2.
2v1.
Wow. That's actually so sad.
Alright, so we get our death sentence now, and then next item, I think I'll actually go for like,
for like more of an assassin route this game. I think assassin generally fine even though
I'm not super far ahead. And Mori thinks I'm welcome. Thank you.
it's
actually down to maybe look on even the fucking uh...
the crapshire
You guys see how I take zero damage?
What?
I'm dead.
Fuck me!
Okay, suddenly, so don't get another...
We got Pig Axe and we're good.
Ooh, nice.
I said, are we up to do?
All right, let's get it done now.
I'm just swearing if we'd be able to actually like...
...gank bot.
The only problem that could happen with a bot gank here,
is that he has fosh, cause he definitely doesn't have cons, but if he has fosh, it's a bit fucked up.
Nice.
Alright, so now we're just back off, and then after backing off our Zed should be able
to get the kill.
So we're just going to take the dragon and then crab.
Can we get a win so I can go to bed?
I'll ask you buddy.
I'm only in visual swing, I'll be doing the wrong.
Ok, apples are done, apple rejuice acquired, easy.
Ooooo, the thing is I'd be down to look for, I call it an orange here, but I feel like
just playing, uh, hell doesn't feel any better.
Because if we get this shit, it's just gonna be like a freebie for us.
Okay.
And after this, I'll probably just look for the resumption to top to bottom there.
Nice.
Okay.
So we already died, so it means now we just got our second sword top to bottom, and now
we're good.
and I'm gonna be chilling with like what 8-9 CS permanent?
Did you clash often?
Uh, normally not really.
It was just that now that GenC is like getting into League,
I thought that it might be fun if like, uh...
if it like drives it out with like a team and then he was like,
alright, well if you go with you then you know also,
that's the reason why we assembled the roster.
But I'd be down to have that be like a consistent roster every clash though.
It was okay, a lot of fun.
Okay, so we're going to play on this now, and then after this, what I'll do is I'll
look on this.
Thanks, honey.
So we get the wolves, and after wolves, we're going to look on the grump, and then after
groundpaw probably just found the blue buff here. Why is there an x-image mark on that
item? On the sequel store it's because it's a new item. So Rai puts like a little x-image
mark there so people realize like oh it's something anime used to be. In case they don't
like read the patch notes. I just wish you taught Jinx about vision. Yeah but the way
that I view it is it's really like one thing at a time. Like he's trying to get to a point
always consistent using his abilities and I've casually brough the idea of vision but it definitely
is something that will probably go more in depth on in the future. Because I feel like one of the
issues with the water and newer players and you guys can tell me if you've experienced this too
but it's just that you get overloaded by so much information that it's like you get the
and send advice from me wanting to learn.
Because it feels like you're going to school, you know?
That's the reason why I haven't even told Jinx about like armor, magic, resist.
Like all of those stat lines and everything.
Haven't bothered.
Alright, so now what we'll do is we'll play for the Raptors,
and after the Raptors I'll see if I can luck on the reset.
So we'll do this, we'll play on the ball wave and after ball wave we should be getting.
I'm placing words the whole game. Yeah, but guys like I feel like I have to say this every
sheen so I don't like mind it, but just think of it for a second like think of it for a second, okay?
A lot of times when Jinx is going to get overwhelmed, he won't even use his like abilities, right?
Things like his ultimate things like his Q stuff like that, right? We're not even at a point where
using actives and something that's like consistently done either right so when it
comes down to it things like vision they're things all gradually progress
like as long as he has down the basics of journaling which is like farming
fighting droning all that kind of stuff then everything else kind of like falls
in line once those things become second nature you know what I mean and it's like
once those things are second nature then he's already gonna be like a crazy
level player. So the more he learns and the more he's won, so it just becomes
even crazier from now.
It's a process right? It's a process.
are you fucking kidding me I mean that's so like fucking disgusting
well.
They'll just get it over time, exactly.
Most people just don't understand how important fundamentals actually are.
It's not just that it's just it's also that they underestimate what a fundamental
really is, you know.
Like League Fundamentals are literally, should like,
constantly right clicking.
It should like right click on the minimap.
Moving then, inputting actions, right?
Setting up plans while you make plays,
like all these kinds of things.
So thinking about League of Sides,
there are just so many things going on
at any given moment that it's meant to be overwhelming, right?
But the reason why a lot of players
that have been playing for years get to a point
where they almost forget it is because eventually
things that you actually have to think about
are things that you just do second nature.
You know what I mean?
Like the way that, like even now for example right, I want you guys to understand that
for like a player like JinxC for example, when he presses tab and he looks at these
five champions, he has no fucking idea what any of them do.
It's literally like a kinder surprise every single time he loads into a game.
And I wanted to think about how overwhelming that must feel when you literally have like
no clue about what most of the people you're playing in even do you know like
it really is a lot Jesus I am gonna try to get this and then it's either
this game or it's going to be a black lever
you should teach him how to play mid-top with on your mouth fight yeah but
the thing about Jinx is that when you're new to a game you want to have fun
playing the game right and if I tell you hey dude play a hundred games of this
character in a lane and get shit on for 100 games straight, but at the end of the 100
games they're going to be a little bit better. You're going to tell me to go fuck yourself,
you know, but you're just going to do other shit.
That's really why I think Jungle is such a beginner friendly role, because it really
allows for you to focus on the PvE and like base mechanics part of the game, and then
Even afterwards, overtime include decision making and all that kind of stuff.
I'm trying to look on this.
Nice, not bad.
But you know what the worst part is about watermelon that are like normal?
They all have those cancer fucking seeds of them
Say I'd rather be filled with pesticides and fucking poison
But not to deal with the watermelon seeds then eat the regular watermelon have to deal with the cancer seeds, you know
Yeah, it does but I just don't like the seeds
And uh, stay a moment there if you're not welcome.
Thank you.
Honestly, it's kind of a good thing that you entered as hard as you did, because at least
the flame went to you instead of Jin see.
True!
How's it true?
It's like Jesus.
You know what I mean?
Sacrificing himself.
thing that I did bad in the Pantheon game because I'm bad and reality it's just
because I'm kind of harded so you guys saw part of the plot
what
nice that's might
I think we can probably just like enter red down maybe and uh we need to enter the prime
and javons and prancel
i don't think we can add boogandubble and play boogandubble in him
maybe I'm fucking discussing
oh god yeah we definitely could have ended
oh nice quote we saw her
were you saying XQC is a silver level?
you know I'm just gonna say it
XQC pleasantly surprised me with that game
game and I feel like a lot of the things he says a lot of people identify them
as cope with are genuinely true like think about it this way guys excuse me
replay to ADC two games and both them are against bullshit fringe characters
I can't even kill
Jinx he told might have been the play now. I'm gonna be honest listen. I
Always want Jinx see to be jungle
And the reason why is because I think it's so good for his learning experience to realize how much further he has to go
You know I mean
Because even me when I play comp like competitive games, sometimes I get shown so hard.
But it gives you that fire and that drive to be like, wow, I really love my team down.
And I could have done better.
I want to learn how to get better and it really remotivates you.
At least that's what it was like for me a lot of times when I would like shut the bed.
Like I would sit there and be like, dude, I really want to learn how to get better, you
know.
I haven't always handled the pressure well, but...
Alright.
I'd locate me down so I can play on this shit here.
All right, we need to get down now
Why people trying to teach a literal pro coach what to do?
So I'm not a pro coach, bro
I'm just a guy that's winging it and it's actually kind of working a little bit. So it's cool. I
Get this one on next bit discussing
I'm gonna be honest with you, I think it's better to like leave it in the past, it'd
be like your oh fuck what the fuck oh no baby I'm sorry oh fuck I was I need
It's a cop for my ass.
I'm going to put it inside now.
I don't know.
Can you close up, please?
Yeah.
Thanks.
Can I have a voice here as well?
Yeah, can you give me a little bit of a
little bit of a audio on the phone?
OK.
Can you give me a little bit of a
little bit of a voice here as well?
Also, I have good news.
You mean $1 million?
Nope.
I'm probably going to take the day off stream tomorrow
so we can spend time together.
That's the most you want as your mom's period.
Yeah, we're going for the first part of the day.
and after we can
I don't know, maybe like early in the day
maybe we can go watch the Devil Wears product
do you wanna see that?
I do not
I do not want another
epidemic
you know why?
because it used to be not even 10 bucks
going to the movies and I was like 7 bucks
so fuck it, let's pirate it then
yeah, no
you just get it on Friday like 12 bucks
No, okay, all right
This year mom
WN sauce
Loss him
Yeah, I got you
That was proud to is good nice
You need to strike the iron while it's hot no days off now the only reason why I'm considering doing a day off
I'll tell you is just because like I've been going straight for how many days now how many days has it been
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 30, 29, 29, 27, 26, so it's been like, what is that, 2 weeks?
Yeah, it's been like 2 weeks.
It's 2 weeks straight and the thing is that I don't really spend that much time with like,
like I haven't seen any of my friends and I think like at least someone.
I haven't seen any of my family members in the last two weeks, and even Laura, I'll only see her like maybe like two hours at the end of every night, you know?
Cuz like every day it's just like I I'll go to bed at like 3 a.m
Then I'll wake up at like 11. I work out and then maybe I take care of like semi-forsome and afterwards. It's just like instantly
I
Resume doesn't take it the alpha I should you know, but even he said he's gonna do a shorter day tomorrow
You need more water
Nice
Get it
Yes, I think it's cuz like Jinx is I think it's doing like a short-term tomorrow too, so
I'll see, I'll see, it abounds, my thing tomorrow will probably end up taking like a day off
resetting and then it'll be back Monday with like insane energy.
You're all just, I'll just say, how dare you take a day off and see your family enjoy
the life of it?
Well I mean, listen, it's not a joke when I say that I don't need to take a day off
to enjoy my life, you know?
It's not not.
It's just that, the thing is that, I really love the way everything is going.
going right now and I'm really like
He writes that we asked him to take down his own music digital, so he has nothing to eat at the board.
Let me see if I can maximize these kinds of dumb stuff.
He likes this more than he likes me. He likes your views and your chats more than he likes me.
Just be truthful.
I drove my time in streaming, okay?
But the thing is, it's just like, you know, like yeah, it's been like pretty all-encompassing
for like days now.
Like even when I'm upstream, like half the conversations are literally just like, oh
my god, like, today was like so funny, today was so fun, the coaching session was hype,
a lot of fun, you know, like this, that's all.
ViewCount equals life. Yeah, but it's not a thing of ViewCount equals life, bro.
It's a thing of, like, these last two weeks have been really, I would say, like, the first
time that I've genuinely really looked forward to streaming and genuinely really
like loved my time doing it since
I want to say the last time I really enjoyed it was Elvin Ring which was a
year and a half or two and a half years ago now and before that it was my first
career trip right which was like four years ago now almost so that that's the
thing it's just it really is a thing for me now where you know if I'm really
having fun and enjoying it then I want to keep doing it you know he's almost
feels like I'm falling in love with Jimmy and you know like I'm falling in
love with like entertaining again being like energetic like enjoying myself
cracking jokes you know like just having fun and it hasn't felt like that for a while now.
Why have I been sharing fun anyways since 2019 so almost seven years now.
being just in front is a stream with well that also helps too like I'm gonna be honest
like the the doors of jinks have been fucked on upon
I was like, hey, watch it for a while, but watching the jinx out of the content.
And the thing is, I don't blame you either, you know what I mean, because even me, I can
honestly say that my streams have been pretty low quality for a very long time now, right?
Because I just wasn't enjoying it.
I was doing it every day because I felt like I had to, because what else am I going to
my day and it's also like my job you know but nowadays it really does feel like
it's more of a thing where it's like I go live and it's like you know like right
now I look at the time we've been live for nine hours well what the fuck you
know like a month ago I would look at the time I would see that we've been live
for five hours and I'd be like okay I'll do one more hour fuck it
I think it's going to happen every once in a while because the thing is that I really,
really really love streaming but I also think that doing it every day can also
backfire a little bit in the sense that then it becomes like a daily routine to
a point where it's like you never like you're never really gonna get that
spark of like yeah it's fucking go you know but it's like when you have it when
you take a day off from something that you really love it almost feels nice
because then it gives you that whole day where you're like oh I can't wait for
tomorrow I can't wait for tomorrow and then tomorrow hits and you're like fuck
Yeah, you know, like, let's get them.
Why is hate watching a thing?
No, I've seen it a lot lately.
I think the bottom line is it comes down to viewers
are going to forget that the people they're watching
have lives behind the screen.
The way that I'll explain it to you the best,
and this is how I've found the most success,
like, making an analogy with it, is view streamers the same way
you view teachers.
Most people do.
where it's like you walk into a classroom, you see your teacher, and you know deep down
that this person has a life, but to you if that teacher breaks down in front of you and
starts crying about his wife, that's like leaving him, you're gonna sit there and you're
not gonna feel bad, you're gonna be like, dude, is this guy fucking serious?
And then it's just gonna become like school gossip for a week, right?
And the reason why is because for you, that person only really exists in like a teacher
setting, and it's the same kind of thing when it comes like streamers, right?
a lot of you probably won't ever meet me in real life, you know, a lot of you probably
won't ever like see me or like have a personal relation with me, you know, and stuff like
that. And because of that, it becomes almost like a thing where for those, like for the
people that will view in that light, you're kind of gonna be like a spectacle, you know,
where it's like you get on, you're gonna do your shame or you're gonna do yourself. But
and then after the shooting turns off, it's like you're going to go about your life, you
know, like, something like awe-inspiring.
So that's why, like, when it comes to, hey, watching is just like, if you didn't sit there
and be like, yeah, fuck this guy, I don't like him, I hope he loses every game today.
It's not because you're sitting there and you're wishing that this guy, like, really
has everything in his life fall apart, unless he's like a horrible person or like some kind
of pedophile.
It's just more of a thing where for you, it's like, that's how they could provide the
the most amount of enjoyment for your life.
I'll be like, watch Kuzza jealousy too.
I would say that that is a part of it.
Yeah, definitely.
There's like a lot of people that I've seen especially
that are gonna make like hate tweets on me.
They're people that, you know,
they tried making it big as well
and they never really worked out and nowadays they're 25,
26, whatever it might be.
And they're like, dude, why does this guy
get to do it and I don't?
here. And they're going to hate you for it. Have you ever dealt with any burnouts? I think
nowadays it's really common. Kind of. I mean, I talk about this pretty openly, but leading
up to the GenC coaching, I was actually going to take a stab back from streaming. Like, I
I was going to get to a point where I would shoot maybe like two hours a day and then
I would just focus the rest of my time fully on YouTube and just like go all in on YouTube.
Because it was a thing where like you guys can look at my Twitch tracker but my career
was on a steady decline without any real upside for the better part of like a year and a half
now and you know it's just this thing where I guess the point where one day
you're like why am I even doing it all but then you know Jinxie came around and
he was like you want to coach me and then everything changed so it's good
you're in how's the clash it was good but I'm not sure if I had my bar to audio
enabled so you'd have to check but if not then you could probably just get the
audio from like another Koby
Shimming towers today would have completely killed your career.
Yeah, and I mean like I got that but for me it's like it wasn't really going anywhere anyway
so if I can just like kind of like make an all in gamble on YouTube and then just only dedicate my efforts there
then maybe it'll work out you know.
I'm just going to keep going for this.
Nice.
All they're nowadays is nowadays I'm 24.
Jamesy does this a lot with games and streams with people and then gets bored and moves
on to different stuff.
Yeah, and I mean that's completely fine at the end of the day, it's like, you know,
it'll last as long as it lasts, so you know, we just make the most of it, but I will say
that this has been, I would say consistently this is probably like the most fun that I
think I've ever had streaming because like yes my first korea arc was a lot of fun but
it was only fun for the first 10 days yes elden ring was fun but it only lasted like
what a week or something so it's like for me you know I guess the last time I enjoyed
streaming this much was probably like my first year up trip, like consistently, because my first
year up trip was also kind of like another comeback story kind of, and that just made it feel like
really nice and sweet, you know, so it was nice.
How are the new boots with that crown? I think there's best boots by far.
The thing is that having those boots just makes it so you're already a raid boss.
What is with the screaming when you stream with Jynx, you said mostly for content and
trying to hype them up.
I love the kind of vibe though personally.
So real talk, real talk, I really get into the moment.
And anybody that has been watching for my streams will be able to tell you that things
like for example speeches right or like getting hype going crazy these are
things that are just like kind of natural moments for me and the thing is
that sometimes when I'm sitting down like I'm coaching Jingxi it will
genuinely feel like I have this like electrifying sensation that will like
course to my body like I'm not even kidding right because of how much I
enjoyed and how much like I'm getting into it you know and that's why you
You know it's like, you sit there and you start going fucking crazy.
Last time I bought that electrifying sensation was I believe in my first career trip.
If I'm not mistaken.
Yeah, I think it was my first career trip.
Since then, never really came back except for nowadays.
See, fuck the challenger and grind the content, League just holds you back.
Yeah, I'm setting up, I'm having like my mods explore, feed it to different options,
with like how I can dynamically change the way throughout the streams.
But there definitely will be like some like fun segments, I'll come like variety gaming
and all that kind of stuff.
Why Chase?
The plan is that we definitely wind up having like some writing games and stuff.
And the Luma is having a prime walk.
And Tropical is having a sub-jail and having two gates.
Iax, 72 runs, Jonathan, 7 to the Prime, Lucas, 7 to the Prime, thank you guys.
Is that a cult?
I'll play for the top to bottom and after it's all coming to you, Dragon.
Try to set up your second camera for Jinx's streams with all the lodging and coaching sessions too.
Yeah, no, I just seem to be doing Discord, but I'll probably do it like tomorrow so.
I didn't know you were so genuine.
I mean, that's just how I've always been on streaming, you know, it's like...
Because there's no point in not being open, you know, like, a lot of people, they have this worry of being open online.
And the truth is I get it, you know, because if you are open about certain things and then people try to like use it against you or people try to like
Attack you, you know for views that you're gonna have things are gonna say things that you've like been a part of whatever might be then
It's like it can be like, you know
But I've always felt like saying there and opening up about like
Just like general mentality like how you use things
It's always been what I do, you know?
The thing is that I've been streaming hours upon hours every day for years now, right?
And the issue is that if I were to sit there and always be the hype-screaming guy and always
keep that way of acting on my streams constantly, then I would burn out.
Because eventually one day you're going to sit there and you're going to be like,
So for me it's always been like being able to sit there and just talk, you know.
It makes it feel more like a, almost like a discord call, you know, with like friends
and shit like that.
Then it does like an actual livestream.
AirSide for Monday, yeah I think it's gonna be good.
I'm just a bit worried though.
Because I think that before the clash, there was a good chance that J-Bull, I wasn't sure
that Jengzoo would actually pick me, but I think after the clash and after him seeing
the support, we might be going to another team.
It's like he might prioritize the Tonka, so to say.
But it could actually have an unintended good effect too, because if the other team captains,
if one of them first picks Tyler, and then the others are like, yo, Don't has sucked
I don't want him, then it's like maybe we still do get on Jensie the same as I'll say.
So babe.
I've hit Challenger in four different regions over the course of like seven years.
like two months ago?
Oh, yeah.
Exactly.
Oh.
Oh, you have your personality?
I'm not sure about that.
I'm thinking about that.
Oh, f**king GG then.
100% to the first fix,
and Mr.D's probably...
You know what, it's funny because I actually talked about it a bit earlier, because Black
Ops 2 is generally one of the few games I actually enjoyed playing.
So that's how I was like legit singing it.
What's up?
Alright.
You're gonna start doing more variety?
I will be soon like I'm telling you the second I have the dynamic delay thing. It's gonna be like a lot more
The only kind of issue of variety though is that a lot of the times like doing variety isn't fun
Unless you have like consistent games that you play right like for example, let's say you look at GenC
He's a variety streamer right but it's like every day his streams are gonna kind of be like chess rainbow six league
You know and there's occasion gonna be like clash Royale or rocket League or stuff like that
that will like make it smart but he has like a consistent basis right so that's
why for me the thing is that I would just have to find that like consistent basis
you know I'm like what even would be interesting to watch too
okay so we're gonna now is gonna play for the band and then afterwards I'll
Let's see if I can maybe look for the ballcrab.
It's actually kind of funny because we actually started YouTube channel recently.
It was funny because we actually started a few days before the Jamesy Collabs even happened,
but it kind of opened up a cool pathway where I've been uploading some highlights and stuff.
Bro, I've never done this on a channel ever.
Like I've like operated a lot of YouTube videos over the course of my career
I know it would always be that we would always start from nothing and we'd have to grind for like months to get anywhere
but then in this one it was like
Crazy instantly, you know
Can you just get IRL toolkit? I have it yeah, but apparently there are some like other apps that exist out there too that are easier to use
All right.
Fuck me.
And a band-sense on certain time welcome.
Thank you.
Any thoughts on Minecraft speedrunning?
Um, it doesn't really interest me to be honest.
I made down one day to like try beating hardcore minecraft with like someone, but to just like
do it, you know?
See?
Is it hot?
All right
Should do an Alderman play through yeah, I already did I don't beat the DLC to
Huh
for the laundry
oh you know what that means then?
That means we're watching from...
I'm trying to convince her for a few days now to watch like a new season and from
The thing is we watch every other season, but the problem is that it's like
it shows like really AIDS and
They don't explain anything and it's just really confusing
I'm just going to sit here, with our cops on here and this could be good.
nice, that a new story game, say i put one from the past
done the walking dad, we've done until dawn, we've done like, done fucking everything dude
All right, nice, so now we've got turd and now we've got nexus.
Okay, well, okay, I'll probably do like, maybe one last game then, let me just go bathroom
first and then say I feel...
you
Okay, guys.
So, Dante's just called me to the bathroom and he told me that he liked this giga shitting.
So I should end his stream for him.
It's not my fault! Don't try me! It's not my fault!
I didn't make him shit, but yeah guys, I'm supposed to say thank you guys so much for watching and enjoying the stream.
Even though he's a shit league player still appreciates you guys and trying to be
enjoyable to watch for you guys and
Thank you for all the subbies
and all the donations all the follows and everyone coming by and
Maybe he'll stream tomorrow night, but maybe not I don't know. I'm just the cleaner, but yeah guys. Thank you so much