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And if we were already going fucking crazy, with a non-buffed version of the game, we

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A non buffed version of Storm Raider Surge, it might be really ridiculous now, so we're gonna see

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When they're rich you turn the 9 months on back, bro. Thank you

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One win Grandmaster since 2011

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Shit you bitch ass up boy

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We're gonna be going crazy today

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Adontas is a gay that want to give you back shots

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It depends.

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There are two types of gay sex.

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Let me explain it to you guys.

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When a man decides to fuck another man in the asshole, it is for one of two reasons.

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The first one is because he wants to feel pleasure at the fact that there's an asshole

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around his penis.

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gay. That is gay. And whether or not it's a guy's asshole or a girl's asshole or

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anything, it's gay. Anal sex is gay. If you want an ass around your fucking

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dick, there's a very good chance that you're at least closeted at the minimum.

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Now, the second type, right, is you wanting to dominate another man and

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knowing that your balls in his hole is gonna do that for you. Okay? That is not

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gay. So now what does this mean? What does it mean? It means that if you take a guy

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for example, right, who fucks his girlfriend in the asshole, he is even

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gayer than a man that decides to fuck another dude in the ass in prison, right,

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because he wants to serve dominance over him. Does that make sense? So guys,

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remember okay it's about whether or not you want to have an ass on your penis or

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whether or not you want to be dominant type one if you understand because that's

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like a concept that very few can

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what is Danta saying the fucking truth bro that's what it is this jungle shark

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well heckram's band first game of the day so I don't know what the fuck we're

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gonna do now that might be Quinn jungle right what do you guys sing with counter

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Quinn jungle

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oh counter Quinn jungle I'm gonna be honest I can't want to a Viego game after

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yesterday's fucking demonic performance on the on the V8 guy kind of wanna run

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back. Yesterday Rainbow Six was so funny I was dying laughing while looking for

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bad for Jinx. The rage rate was too hard. Yeah, but that's the fun part about me

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and Jinx. See those that we get each other. Because like I rage made him, he

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rage made me like, I don't know. It's always just fun. I enjoyed it a lot. I hope he did.

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I hope he did, man I had a lot of fun yesterday.

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Peace! Peace!

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Okay so they actually have a Twisted, we actually have a T for this game.

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That could be very good for us.

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Make Jinx listen to Rise, he already dead bro, he already dead.

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Remus into all the crazy songs.

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Is it like a good Vigo skin that we can buy that is like a billion dollars?

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I don't have enough of people I need this shit.

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Yeah, fuck all those sons.

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Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't want it?

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Let's get buddy!

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And then I assasinate them in the five months I'm back.

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Thank you.

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Would you be dominant on Viego?

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Viego dominates you?

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I mean, I'm gonna be honest.

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Can I just say something crazy?

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Viego has the kind of face where if you put a wig on,

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way gone

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you know what i mean right

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it's like he could make for a crazy femboy drill

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low key though

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alright let's get it done

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we need to get it done now

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i'm gonna be coaching jane today

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if he's up for it

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he's still gotta get his ass to the barn so if he's up for it

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yo you guys know motherfucking don't

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Don't we chat focus on the game? True, actually. True.

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Are you gonna go for a champ in Rainbow Six? After I challenge League, I'm gonna go for a golden R6. Yeah, I'm planning on it.

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Recently it's just been a little bit hard, cause every night at end she's at 12, and then I stay up until 3-4 in the morning playing Warcraft 3.

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because I have a tournament that starts on Friday so three day event guys so it's

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gonna be an extravaganza tie the ones in it too but I'm not sure we're gonna be

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on the same team on opposite teams during the the team the team things so

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it could be fucking hilarious

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okay

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nice the water is already loosing when that's lovely

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yes don't i mean yeah it's definitely smaller spot that you thought to be to

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against the thrush if you have someone in loss

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oh yeah oh perfect that's what i'd like to fucking see

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Alright, so we're gonna have to play for the rest of our top 7 efforts and we'll look for

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something.

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Ah, nice mid lane is lying too.

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Fucking cheers.

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Obviously gets a trade kill though.

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Obviously gets a trade kill again.

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I'm hoping I can get to that crab and time.

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I'm not sure if I will be able to, but if I can it would be really good for us.

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Nice, we should get that easter egg.

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I'm gonna walk over here on the second ward so I'm gonna use it.

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guys how fast is Quinn's clear I'm assuming that it's like good but not

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like amazingly crazy right but she gets to grab like on timer but not like

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significantly before

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yeah if you don't see Quinn on top grab him can assume she's on ball one

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Okay, so we're going to play for a 3-man dive here.

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I don't know what I can say here.

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Okay, well listen, I wasn't crazy but it was okay.

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You know what I mean?

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It's like I'm not gonna complain about it but at the same time.

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I'll give this one Diego one trick came into my stream yesterday and said that apparently you're supposed to go a

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Shield bow rush on this champ

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Which I'm not against. I'm not against it

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I don't understand what got buffed. Oh, so there was a buff on a

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Someter surge

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So like the main room that I take with hat cream got buffed

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And it's all like a song shit buff side of it like if they really know that

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I

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Okay, guys

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What the fuck is

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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You

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Have your team death in this game. Yeah, I mean it's just a classic first game of the day

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Two wins away from Godmaster and get this shit first game minutes. Hey, it's a jujitsu classic

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and QC found the top mark on him. Thank you.

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I need to run to the other side

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Watch this one

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Let's walk into the funny point.

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Oh man, guys I'm gonna be honest it's rough.

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You got something we can win though. Yes or no, honestly

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Like I need your guys is unbiased opinions if you think this game is actually genuinely winnable

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Cuz like I think we could do it, but it's gonna be

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It's gonna be fucking

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It's gonna enjoy her and a crow clock. Yeah, I'm welcome. Thank you

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We know listen we'll get our top side and we'll take it from that like there's always

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So we're going to lose the second volume here, but if we wait on this one, we're going to

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But if we wait on this red buff, then there is a chance we could maybe kill the Quinn

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That's what I really want

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Because I don't really have another play to make apart from just waiting here for Quinn

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Yo, am I fucking retarded, or did I literally sweep that?

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How did she know I was...what?

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wait like guys I literally swept everything

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so we're going to have to do big access

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her next item most I don't want to get seal caps to be honest she had vision her

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W if she didn't use her W did she like it she has to press W I don't think she

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You press your fucking W.

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Listen, just let me get my fucking items, we'll be on the race.

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I did just have to get my items, they're really good.

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Yeah, we just have to keep farming.

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Actually, where TF has ulted.

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So I'm sure it's Lisa.

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Nice, I'll take that.

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Okay, so now we can back off and get our topside and afterwards we'll begin.

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Topside into crab and then we can look on the heralds.

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How do you win in this game?

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If you're talking about League of Legends in general, you need to destroy this big thing over here.

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Make your time out this game in particular.

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I don't know bro, it's gonna be hard.

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Like this game specifically, I need to get one reset and then I can play through that.

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But we have a team gong that's kind of built for it so it should be like that.

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Where's Sam to wait until it happens?

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You're gonna see him in Jhinx today?

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I'll be zapped for that man.

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What chance are you looking at, man?

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I'd say it's a bit difficult.

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We know what happens if in like 8 seconds we just spam this.

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the good news is we are scaling you know so it's like they're gonna be okay

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this looks very good

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Okay, wait a minute, I have an order arriving of bread, it's gonna be in 3 minutes.

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Okay, so now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna just get my BF sword and then after that we're

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good.

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What are thoughts on Lilia?

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Uh, Lilia's okay, she's okay.

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But I feel like the ego has been a little bit more fun for me recently, like I dropped

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almost a fucking tonsicle yesterday so.

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It's a bit hard.

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I don't like the idea of giving this Shag.

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I really don't.

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the

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twisted field out on the side suit

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the

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Okay, so now we actually get the dragon. I'm not even kidding guys this game could be fucking winnable

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Like as long as we can just get TF gold carding into like my CC it's gonna be okay

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Let's have son of follow up CC too like no no it might be good. It might be good. It might be good

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Because they don't have any time it's more for my crush

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I'm going to sell my clock armor to get infinity edge, fuck, the bread's arriving in 3 minutes,

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we're so good.

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So next item we're definitely gonna pay for...

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Dom's? Yeah, it's a Dom's.

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It's not a Dom's, it's a Mortal Minder by the way, so I get Dom's here.

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Just because they're healing isn't really that crazy.

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If I need to get a little tank, I'm also down to go after my LDR.

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Instead of just copying up the 100% crit,

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I'll do like Titanicatra.

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That tonic had to stand on one tank, it was like decent.

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RATF, can you look for an alt-play?

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I don't know what this is.

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I'll try to get the 3.

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Ok so I'm gonna res... oh shit.

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Oh fuck. I think I'm ok though.

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Ouch.

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I didn't say my time's up off. So much of your surge got buffed.

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I'm not a hacker, so we're going to get...

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I don't want to walk up and die, sure.

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Wait, this could be fucking insane.

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Oh no.

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the same chance that they walk up here?

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I guess not

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she's walking around?

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oh yeah, she's fucking back here

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FUCK IT! BAD EYE NOW!

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Do this, you fucking stupid prick!

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Well, guys, I have really bad news.

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Unfortunately, our rumble decided that he was going to be really late.

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When's the breach here? Oh, it's here. One sec.

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Well, 2 match you locked it in. Alright, we're getting out. No more distractions.

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I think I should just go for the noon quiver. The more quiver I have, the better.

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I'm going to have to flash up this fight. Let's do 5. 5 now, please.

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Smother is even strong now too, like I think we're actually in this game, which is like

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insane to think considering the circumstance

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I'm playing like a month now. I'm in progress. I've traveled the world so I don't know what

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to do. I've been watching videos. So, doc, honest to God, what I would recommend you

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do is watch how I've been coaching Jinxie. I want you to watch the first two sessions

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that I had with him, and it's going to probably help a lot click. But I'm actually thinking

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of in the near future, like in the next week or so, recording a video off stream that goes

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over everything you need to know.

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Please ban me there in the 4 months, I'll come back, redacted, Areola and McMuff, and

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then yes or subs.

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So don't worry about it, we'll be coming soon.

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You're worse than Jengzi, shat you.

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Yes, oh boy. No, that was like a shell mocking

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Are you fucking kidding I mean, yeah, the thing is I just got blown up in something

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Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?

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That's heck of a good deal.

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I feel like if I can actually complete my LDR and I have ult up, even if she ever tries to surprise me, I just ought to win.

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That's just unlucky, because I had no shield, but I had no, uh...

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You and JYNXPI are genuinely such a good duo. Been loving the streams, man.

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Uh-huh? Thank you, Lucky. I'm not there in this level at all.

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Yeah, I know, like, if I have my ult up and my shield blow up, then I don't really have a loose one going to her.

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It's gonna be a Phylios.

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Uh, Darren, Darren 5 please.

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No, we can't do it.

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Let me just go for that.

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Okay, so we're gonna be level 14 soon.

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2 more camps for 14, I don't like this at all, because don't forget Quinn runs around

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with 900 movement speed, so if she's walking up like that then Quinn just can't go in one

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shot her and then it's fucked.

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Especially if we don't have like TF odds to put the attributes to defend.

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Even me farming Kira is risky, am I wrong, that's why he's farming Jantzor.

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Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLLE?

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That's half of the world.

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This is huge, we're getting additional control, that's what we need.

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Trying to clear out everything right now.

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I'm gonna be honest I think I just don't go in here fuck it

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Oh shit.

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Fuck!

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If that would have landed.

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Okay, I think we have to just play on Byron though.

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We have 35 seconds timer, we're all alive, let's go.

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Go, Byron.

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Perfect.

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Go.

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So we also forced out the honor it wasn't her actual flash though is the

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So my smile is up in about two seconds and then afterwards we get this baron and then next place can be on dragon

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no no we got this we're good we're good noise

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nice so we said we got our LDR and we should be in a super good spot you know

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we playing till 6 a.m. what fucking times on are you bro hey it's 3 p.m. right now

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hey listen this ain't gonna be a fucking 20 hour if that's what you're asking

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Okay, so Jag is up in about a minute. Oh

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Nice

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You know, yeah, I agree. I don't think we have to go for the dragon at all

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Fuck!

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It's okay.

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As long as I don't get hit by her, too, we're good.

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It's okay.

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We have two minions.

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Is two minions enough to look for another?

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Okay.

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Oh my god, I think it is.

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Wait, that's actually crazy.

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Oh my god, I think it is.

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Wait, that's actually crazy.

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Let's back up a little bit.

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They have no quen, they have no quen, they have no quen.

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I mean, as much as I want us to look for an end here, it's hard.

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yeah if I don't ult out there I just signed something I need to ult to cancel the uh as

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so we see

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we fucking go baby

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that's you're looking for

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oh my god

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aahhh! nice!

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take the fuck off!

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wait the fuck off!

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I'm awake

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wait the fuck off!

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okay I'm awake now what?

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gay boy?

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cause what the fuck is that here dude?

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room?

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little gay boy?

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little gay boy?

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take the fuck off!

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sorry

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my asshole belongs to you

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Nice, she didn't turn around.

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It's like when the bully psalms you out in the locker and then you're just waiting for

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him to like put your head in the fucking toilet too and give you a fucking like swirly.

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Alright, and uh, Darkpite there in the prime, welcome.

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Thank you.

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I need to stay one there in the store as well.

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Thank you.

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do you see one omnivam boots right on you now nah even though omnivam got nerfed i think

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it's so fun honestly like the uh the uh the cooldown boots they just do nothing they

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do nothing at all one more win so god master yeah the fact that you won that game after

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the first 14 minutes is insane yeah but that's the reason why especially in higher elo you

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You can never allow yourself to tilt.

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Cause you're gonna have a guy that's running the fuck down and then randomly he's gonna

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like lock in and it's like as long as you didn't run it down too, you can win.

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But if you run it down too, you're just gonna fucking lose.

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Also guys, this weekend is gonna be some of the longest streams we've had this year so

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far.

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Like consistently.

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So the grubby tournament that's gonna be happening, like the Warcraft 3 1, it's gonna

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be starting at 8am every single day. On Friday it ends at 4.30pm, Saturday it ends at 6pm,

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Sunday it ends at 6pm. And if any of those days drinks you want to see coaching, then

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I'm probably going to like coach them as well. So we could be looking at somewhere like anywhere

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between 12 to like 15 hour streams over the next three days. I'm clearing my fucking busy

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scheduled

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your voices so annoying

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got a problem that

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we sit on exclamation mark gg

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gamers tops

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emerging today after once to

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When it comes to me playing with Jinx, it's always kind of like spur of the moment.

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Like if he wakes up and he's like, I'm doing league, let's head coach by the ontas and it happens.

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But it's always up to him.

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And that's the nurse I welcome. Thank you.

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You mentioned an idea for the next tournament that it would be a 3D league tournament with 6 in teams.

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Would there be a losers bracket?

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Maybe I mean like I was just like with spitballing ideas. Nothing is confirmed or anything

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This wife know who Jinxie is so funny story about that funny story about that

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Around the time that I

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Don't want to say first met I want to say maybe like a few months in

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She would actually like watch some of his like fan mail videos because she found him funny

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He was one of the streamers who's like you she wouldn't watch his like streams obviously

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But like his like a fan mail videos and so like that you'd always find it funny. So she'd like watch some of that

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So that's how it was kind of like cool when I saw there's a plan with him is like oh

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Oh, nice.

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Alright.

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Adontas, I can't wait to rip your nipples off and start airfrying them.

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Alrighty.

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You think they'd have the consistency of like plantain chips?

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Or would it be more like...

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the skinny end of like a wiener when you chop it off?

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I'm gonna be honest guys, I'm not really feeling the hechrom vibe this game.

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Am I crazy?

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I'll still walk it though, I'll still walk it. We're not gonna fuck this up.

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Do you still have to be challenged by the end of the month? Yes. If I don't get challenged by the end,

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then Munging should beat some fuck out of me.

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I was scared on guys headcrumbs against three tanks this can be a fun one

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Be more like thin croutons what ripped off nipples maybe Loki

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Ah

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Jack's jungle, my ass is gonna be

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But ZaheN nerfed to the ground, I haven't seen him play him at all

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It's cause after I switched over to top lane, Riot did nerfs to nerf ZaheN's jungle fair, right?

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And the problem nowadays, and what makes him not feel fun, is that it's like a very big damage, right?

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Yeah, I mean listen, I'm open to anything, I'm open to anything ever

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But yeah, the thing is that it's like win rate, it's not terrible, don't get me wrong.

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But the only reason why I haven't really been exploring him that much is because it's like,

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like I'm gonna lock in Zahin and then the enemy's gonna lock in Talon Jungle with like

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an assassin mid and then I wanna kill myself.

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Oh yeah guys, also, um, we, I saw something today that I might have to ask for.

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Jinx about because like it was concerning

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So he uploaded the to be two of us, right?

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But then somebody said that they actually met him at the arcade yesterday and he stole their tickets and punched his little sister and

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And like I'm pretty sure it's a real story because a bunch of people were corroborating this. You know what I mean?

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So that's why like I don't know guys

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I might have to ask him like what's going on, bro.

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Zon so feels broken though, and the game is not played in recent and I feel that crazy,

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but I've only played like 2 or 3 to be fair.

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How the buffs? We don't know yet. We're gonna find out this game, this is the first game of the buffs.

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I think I'm gonna clear the word stop this game by the way.

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Clearing towards a smolder and nivial lane, not only a sprig of.

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You got the bangers fighting right now, we do.

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Listen.

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Alright, let's see guys. Lots of top folk here and then afterwards we should be-

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WHAAAAT?!

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Wait, might actually have gone master this game, I'm not controlling.

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but this kid actually be on a grandmaster rankup game what the f**k

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alright now we just got wolves all the way to crudes

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You guys want to see a clear check, check this out.

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So it's like 500 W like this.

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Cheers.

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Because thing is that your W has range, like aggro the crux from behind of your show.

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Now I could look on the top gank but, I wanna find the six up.

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So buddy.

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Stop telling gindc to go press the attack on wall. That rune is always worse than lethal

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tempo.

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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Well, I'm going to tell you my thought process about it and then you can tell me if you agree

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or not.

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So the reason why I tell Jynxie Press the Attack on Warwick is never in its rank games,

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it's always in my competitive environments.

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And the reason why is because low elo junglers are always going to sit there, right?

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And they're always going to just AFK auto attack you, right?

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So again, taking an Iron, Gold, Silver, Platinum player, you go lethal.

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the reason why I say press the attack against like in like tournament settings

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is because in those settings you're playing against players that like they're

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gonna run away from a warwick so I think it has like better use case the

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high real you go but if I'm wrong then you can tell me if I'm wrong right

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that's just my understanding

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doesn't just mind or son and it's like press the attack does have a higher

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win rate than lethal in high reload so that's why it's supported by a 76 as

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as well.

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Thank you for the minimal sentain content, I remember 3 years ago you used to respond

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to every DM, yeah back in the day I used to.

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That was before our first Korea trip, and the only reason why I stopped after the first

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Korea trip was because like during it I was doing my first ever sub-a-thon, and I would

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get unironically about 300-400 DMs a day.

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So it just got to a point where I couldn't respond to anything anymore.

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i know my time i finished

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it's like

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there was such a huge backlog that i didn't feel like

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yo you guys know what the fuck it's all about

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and uh... a clue for the problem

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thank you

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so now we're going to play with the crudston after crudston if i'm a drag

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Is this a rank of game for Grandmaster?

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It is.

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The vibes are a little bit killer though, they're not too crazy.

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More gameplay oriented.

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So, he already used his first might.

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Oh, okay.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, you're on this.

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600 for this.

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I hit 6 after this, so if I want to look for a congen after 2, I probably could.

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We have a controller, so they don't know I'm getting charred.

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I think I'm just going to reset guys, but I'm going to be honest, this is just to fuck up, this is actually just way to fuck up.

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Should we practice in Rainbow Six? I will be. After I hit challenger in League, I'm going to be going for a Golden Rainbow Six.

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Leethlore is always the best mastery, PTA has some great intakes to take advantage of, really, okay.

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So then I guess I'll just always say go lethal then.

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See ya buddy.

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Okay, I appreciate it.

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Well listen, we don't have to worry about it anymore.

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Like I'm gonna be honest with you guys. There was one other time throughout my entire career

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Well, I was considering taking like a step back from streaming and it was when I

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It was before my first year of trip

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Right where when the first year trip was actually happening a few days before I actually submitted a letter to my college

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That can't run

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I actually submit a letter to my college asking them like if I'd be able to like enroll in the next semester

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Because streaming like was kind of like falling off whatever and then during that year trip

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I managed to go in the span of one month from like

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400 to like an average of like 3000

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Which is like insane and it's insane because it's like the same thing happened here, you know

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It's like in seven years it was Jinx here, which is like fucking wild to see

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I was like in this patch we're finding out we're finding out

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This is our first time game on the new patch for the new buffs

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I think I'm just gonna play on less

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I'm down to look on another Jax turn.

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Wait, if he dies it's okay though.

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Nice.

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Not bad.

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Not bad.

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Not bad.

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What?

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Yeah, he dies to Blitz.

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We know they committed all five.

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some plates the five top

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thank you

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well things are going well never been better

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we've sat up jing see quits league of legends

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i'm gonna be honest with you guys the reason why I haven't even thought about

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about that is because I genuinely don't think it's going to happen. The day after the tournaments

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and even the day of, one of the last things that Man Jynx had talked about, was it him

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being like, yeah, I'm going to be going for bronze, you know what I mean? And even recently

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it's like Ludwig had a little clip where he was like shit talking Jynxie, saying that

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Jynxie always just like quits games and shit like that. So I'm going to be real with you.

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i think there's a very real chance that he actually commits for it

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unlike there's also very real chance that he outranks fucking Ludwig by the end

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of this year too

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easily

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because Ludwig only ever hit plat by abusing tanks right?

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Jinx is on chad shit and he's already playing him at like a pretty high level too

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for his rank, all things considered

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really good level

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And uh Luke there and so on and so on.

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I was just wondering if you have any advice on how to stream me.

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The biggest thing about streaming is just having someone that sets you apart from everyone

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else.

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You should just be able to ask yourself why would someone want to watch me and some other

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people and then whatever that is then you just play inside.

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Owl Ludwig.

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What else?

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And all I'm going to say is there's a reason why there's an owl in the name Ludwig you

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know what I mean?

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I'm gonna say dude, that's fucking outtakes.

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Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the,

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I was gonna say we play for top to bot, sure.

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Yeah, I kinda like that, yeah.

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What's the mug we're playing in?

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A Mumuan Fiddle 6, though?

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Yeah, exactly.

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A Mumuan Fiddle 6.

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Two champions that you take of a bottomized monkey

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with Down syndrome.

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fucking pun in front of a PC and they can easily gets like challenger on that shit

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Meanwhile Jinx on his fucking chat with bro with that dog in him. That's the difference

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Yeah, I just have to run here. I might be dead

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I thought I actually had that shit

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This is a new dinosaur, no, we'll have it not.

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What's the best ADC for solocarrying currently, I have no idea bro.

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Let me know when you find out the answer, when I played that roll I ended my 500 game

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bender on it with fucking diamond form.

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Fiddlesticks is the hardest part about him, is that you have to get in the mindset of

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a pedophile to play him, and I'll explain what I mean by that.

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When pedophiles are scouting parts, looking for kids to kidnap because they realize that

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the parents aren't looking at them, that's kind of like how Fiddles players approach

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the game, because they hide behind bushes so that they can take everyone by surprise

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and then have their way with everyone does that make sense

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so the thing about fiddlesticks is like

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it's gonna take you about thirty games let's say to figure out the way he

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clears

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but then once you figure that out

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it's literally just about playing like a pedophile and then you can just like

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activate the champion

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it's really not that hard

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he has a very particular theory yes

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but it's a pedophile champion for pedophiles so it's almost like that

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That's why I'm so good at him.

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Alright Chris, we're gonna have to check our hard drive.

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Okay so we're gonna do Nautis, we're gonna see if we can make it on my hurl in about

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a minute.

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The only shitty thing is that there's really no chance that I can do anything on the, on

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the Kazanthe here.

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So Jen, first I want to talk about your thoughts on Hecarim builds.

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I think right now the best Hecarim build is just going Shogun into Cleaver, and I think it's been that for a while.

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I've been trying to innovate and cultivate new sets and stuff like that to make him feel more fun,

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but the truth is that when you play League and you play Bruiser especially,

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the more health that you have early, the more opportunity that you actually give yourself to be able to impact fights.

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So that's why I've just been running my shit for a while recently.

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now center might stop all but we have the answer sure

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very good i'm going to reset we're going to have something on the cell right away

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somebody

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hey bro found you from janksy stream i am sure you got quite a few new followers from

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him. Just want to say you two together are so so funny. And he really is highly of you

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and at the end of the tourney it was nice showing your appreciation to him.

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Yeah of course, always. I mean listen, that guy uh, you know it's like, if a lot of better

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timid leaders like revive my career, you know, so it's like I'll forever be in uh, in bed

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It's a lot always nothing but gratitude for that guy

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All right, so we're gonna now is we're gonna be looking on the wolves into gromp and then afterwards we're gonna see if we found the dragon

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It's something like 30 seconds. What we get about them the plan so

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I feel about wukong

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Look at that, he's a low-key and interesting champion, I think he's conceptually fun, but the reason why I don't play him is because he's not as like 1v9 as I like, because he's more of a guy that plays like front to back, I like to play back to front, because he's more of a teamfight setup, you know?

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He's like the tank around of a bruiser where I was like, headcrumbs and jumps like that

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and more of like, uh, more of a, uh, like, more damage shill'er.

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I think that's Grandmaster baby. I think that's fucking GM! That's Grandmaster right there.

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I started out it is

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what's the best long-range champion for beginners

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whatever you find interesting

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i'll give you guys an example of what i mean by that

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if i was the standard league of legends coach i tell jingxi jingxi play a

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moomoo and malphite jungle every game you're gonna climb

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but the reason why i tell jingxi play warwick is because i can realize

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The best way to enjoy League is to be able to feel like you can carry games

01:00:53.940 --> 01:00:56.820
and to feel like you can actually sit there and have a lot of impact, right?

01:00:57.420 --> 01:01:02.180
So if you're asking the best long-range champion, just look at whatever you feel is cool, right?

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And then with that, you're gonna end up cultivating an appreciation for the game

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that makes you constantly play it, right?

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And then you get to point one day where it's like, you played enough, then now you're getting up.

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And you see that happening with Genji, right?

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Like, you start off with Master Yi, then we switch from Master Yi to Warwick,

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but it's like he's loving the game, right?

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So it's like the possibilities are limitless.

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Renactant going on press R, please.

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Ah, for fuck's sake.

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If I can just auto attack him I get the red buff so I don't even have that.

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Oh!

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I just have to get the last one.

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With him I'll cane, canes a lot of fun.

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He's good for his schizo too.

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Cause you can sit there and have like inner battles with yourself.

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One of my friend's charisma is a K-1 check.

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He's really good at it, so never want to learn it until you know where to go.

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You trolled that one pantheon game.

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Possibilities are unlimited, but you limited it.

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Dude, ain't no way.

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First time chatter, the first thing you're gonna do is shit talk me about a game that

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I was played a fucking week ago!

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Yeah, no, I agree. Oh, that was a bonus on me.

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Next clash, it won't be though.

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15 seconds on our ults.

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I might do, like, Death's Dance, and, ah, Death's Answer.

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Ah, maybe hunger actually.

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If you want to go for that one, you're good.

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There's also a coach, Jinx here will be like last stream on Siege.

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Well nah, I still coach him.

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I still coach him.

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But don't forget like, I wouldn't say that the Jinx stream was him coaching me on Siege

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because it was like a 2v2 more than it was like a coaching.

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So I wonder if I actually, because I'm planning on getting a little bit into Siege and trying to hit like gold in it at least, once we're challenged on League so, maybe see if there's some like a shake on with that.

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How do you play Front to Back?

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So Front to Back means like when you and the enemy take the back, you fight their front line before you fight their back line.

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But I'll try to get on the back line first and kill everyone.

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Favorite Phantom of the Opera 2003?

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Watch it and know you'll know why.

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Ah, fuck.

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You might not watch it.

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Did you notice how my jerking off this jackster?

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He's got one of them for main gauge angle.

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And then now we kill all of that so we can just play around.

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How do we get that headcrumbs again?

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You have to buy it. I don't have drops on my share of that so you're asking

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But that's one is called Alderwood

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That's on the face horse buffs so far well, I've only played one game with it and it's this game

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So I don't only have like an opinion on it

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You don't have an opinion after one game unless it's like such a significant buff that you like to go in something

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They buffed the women's speed while at 20% though

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Alright, so now we can do something and just get this.

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Let's my try to like seal this with Q.

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Is there a better hackromb player than you?

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That's a tricky question.

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So the reason why I think I'm the best Hecarim in the world isn't necessarily just because

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of my rank.

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So Hecarim is a champion who is based around like limit knowledge.

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So you guys are going to see sometimes I go into fights with like 30 HP and I win and

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the reason why is because I played so many games of Hecarim that I know which fights

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I can win and which ones I don't.

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And the reason why is because I have the most Hecarim games on the entire planet out of

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anybody alive.

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That's not an exaggeration.

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Nobody alive has more Hecarim games than I do.

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So for me it's the thing where it's like my understanding of the champion is like better

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than anyone else's.

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I've also created more Hecarim builds and innovated and popularized more Metas than

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anyone else as well.

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So it's like clearly my understanding is like at a very high level.

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And then it's kind of like the ranks, so I've hit Challenger every split, every season,

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since what, 2021, I think?

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And then I've also hit Challenger in EU, I've hit it in Korea, I've hit it like, in Brazil,

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you know?

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So it's like, it's multi-region Challenger with like all the understanding, you know?

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That's the reason why I view myself in the way I do with like, Hatcrime, you know?

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So it's like, there are some people, like for example, there's this one guy that he had

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ranked one in Korea, multiple times with Hatcrime.

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But the thing about me, and I can't be telling if I have to appreciate that, thank you.

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But the thing about me is that it's like when I went to Korea the first time, I actually

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revolutionized even the way that that guy viewed Hecarim.

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Because at the time when I went to Korea, he played him as kind of like a tank bruiser

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every game, and I was playing him as an assassin.

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And after he saw me dominating Korean pro players every game with 20 kills on assassin,

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he ended up completely switching over to assassin Hecarim.

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So it's like, for me, the reason why I cannot get it out of my head that I'm, let's say,

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the best at this champion is not because of my rank, because there are people that are

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high ranked, there are people that might have a higher win rate, but it's just because my

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understanding is like the best out of everyone.

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Does that make sense?

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So that's why it's like, for me, I view it in that way.

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Some people are going to disagree, obviously, because some people are going to be like,

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Well, if this guy is, let's say, 1,000 LP or 2,000 LP, and you're at this LP, then clearly he's better, right?

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Which, I mean, is a valid argument, but for me, it's like, understanding, I think, contributes way more

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than anything else, right? So, that's what it is.

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Well, listen, who's to say that by the end of this year and by the end of this season, it won't be the highest, like, LP Hacker Man, so I'll say.

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your movement is unmatched yeah because like one of the reasons why my mechanics are really

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good too is because back in the day there used to be an old guard I've had from top

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and mid one tricks and I was actually the newest one that was like learning how to play

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it's right and there were people that were like way better at it than I was but all those

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people nowadays all quit the game so it's like the whole so it's like the whole

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thing of like learning how to play heckerman lane learning how to play

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with your mechanics in that way and all that kind of stuff it's like I was the

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last guy that was able to do it to you know so it's not to it's like heckerman

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top hechrom mid hechrom jungle hechrom jungle

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i'm not a hechrom tier because i'm a jungler

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i'm a jungler because i'm a hechrom tier

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is that what it sounds like?

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but oh fuck!

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we can't!

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we know the fight pre-shad

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thank you

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andil and taren parry and sloth pre-shad

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thank you raren

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alright guys

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we are now unofficially grandmaster

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nice

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so the way that we promote now is we would have to

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win till 3am

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I can't say above this LP, but I'm not waiting, so let's give it another.

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Are you gonna get a tattoo of Hakurim? I'm not into tattoos.

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I'm not into tattoos.

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The first tattoo I'll probably ever get, and maybe even the last, would probably be ping

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Omrich, like, Mora, or our children in the future when we have them.

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But that would be it.

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And uh, Darkscape, they're 90 months, pre-shot.

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Thank you, Ron.

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Hugo, Conqueror, Peckram, Top, yes.

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Can't escape that, can't run!

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I'm a get pretty shocked. Thank you

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Why is it so dark in your room up here?

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Do you have any tips on how to play top lane I'm new

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You can ask a lot with that question

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Because like I'm gonna be honest like this is just me personally

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But if a player tells me that they're new to League of Legends, I would never recommend them to play a lane ever.

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And the reason why I told Jinx to play jungle isn't just because I main jungle. It's because I think that jungle is the most beginner friendly role.

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So now why am I saying that? I'll explain.

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Let's say we played top lane.

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We have to learn what every single top laner in the game does.

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game does. We have to learn when we beat every single top laner in the game. And that's if

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we're one tricking. If we decide to play multiple champs, then now you need to learn the specifics

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of every single matchup for every top laner that you play if you want to actually succeed.

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And while you're doing this, you also have to learn the basics like moving, moving your

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camera like fight mechanics or micro everything so the reason why for me I

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think jungler is the best beginner from the role is because as a jungler you can

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kind of develop core conceptual understandings of the jungle without

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having to know what every single champion in the entire game does you know

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what I mean like Jinx he can right now load into a game and even though he's

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He's never played Milio before, he knows how to jungle.

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Even though he's never played against, let's say, for example, Sion before, he still knows

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how to jungle.

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But the issue with laning is that laning is, especially in lower elo's, so heavy with

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trading as well, that if you sit there and you fucking play lane, then you need to know

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what every champ does, and it's too much of an information overload.

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That's why I think jungling is the easiest role for beginners.

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everyone's gonna fucking disagree with me because they're gonna be like well

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Dante's that's not true because jungling you need to do decision-making well

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yes bro you do but would you rather learn decision-making as a jungler or would

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you rather learn how your champion interacts with every single top laner

01:13:46.220 --> 01:13:50.380
or every single mid laner or every single 80 cent support and the roster that

01:13:50.380 --> 01:13:54.540
you choose to play in you know what I mean like it's almost like a no-brainer

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so that's like my take so I I'd like completely disagree with the popular

01:14:00.140 --> 01:14:04.380
take which is that jungling is like not a good role for beginners I have the complete opposite opinion

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playing lane will make them know what other characters do way sooner okay cool you're you're

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not wrong you're not wrong but let me ask you a question do you still want to play league of

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legends when after 50 games you went 0 and 10 every single game probably not right one of the reasons

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why jinx is stuck with league I firmly believe is because he wasn't just getting manhandled every

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game. Like, he was learning the basics of moving, controlling his characters and all

01:14:31.780 --> 01:14:36.700
that, and he was still able to have like single digit death counts. But if you're constantly

01:14:36.700 --> 01:14:40.700
dying and being faced with a grey screen, you don't even want to play anymore. It fucking

01:14:40.700 --> 01:14:58.660
sucks. It really fucking sucks. Alright, let's look on this here.

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Hums is coaching Muda and Muda's Iron 1 in his placements. Yeah, but the thing about

01:15:03.140 --> 01:15:08.260
Muda too though is Muda did the leveling process from 1 to 30, right? So, since he

01:15:08.260 --> 01:15:13.140
he did the leveling process from 1 to 30, he's already played way more games than Jinxiaz,

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cause Jinxiaz only ever played Rai'ing. Like right now, Muda probably has double or triple

01:15:18.340 --> 01:15:23.060
the amount of games lifetime as Jinxiaz, and that's if he doesn't have any prior experience.

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Alright, so any of the nows are just gonna play for our full-craf. I just saw how Zhejiang was

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good to learn the game, but it's terrible because it gives you awful habits. You must

01:15:40.500 --> 01:15:45.300
like 70% of game knowledge. Yeah, but the thing is once you learn the basics like clicking

01:15:45.300 --> 01:15:49.260
and stuff like that, then over time if you decide to like play ARAMs, play normals and

01:15:49.260 --> 01:15:53.620
all that kind of stuff, it becomes easier. The thing about Jinx's experience of being

01:15:53.620 --> 01:16:02.020
a new league player, right, is that Jinxy, he went straight to Rhymes bro. Like the whole

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Begin a learning process of like tutorial into bots into normals into bots normals normals bots normals

01:16:09.500 --> 01:16:15.060
Roll swap a ram serena's like he never did any of that. So for him as well, it's like

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It's not like the average new player experience

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I'm curious to see if we could look for a double crab here.

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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ROOOOOUND!

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Dude, this is like when you guys asked me about Duskblade or Chemtank, literally.

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So back in the day, what it was, okay, is that there used to be this item called Chemtank

01:20:31.020 --> 01:20:39.260
in the game. And ChemTank was an item that gave you health, cooldown reduction, armor,

01:20:39.260 --> 01:20:46.660
magic resistance, and every time you would walk a lot, your next auto attack would do

01:20:46.660 --> 01:20:52.460
AoE magic damage, okay? And there was an active on the item, so it means that when you press

01:20:52.460 --> 01:20:56.900
the item, it would give you a shit ton of movement speed, and when you knock into someone

01:20:56.900 --> 01:21:03.900
it does like an area of effect slow, okay. And at one point I created this build, which

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was you build chem tank and then you build these like damage items, and what it would

01:21:07.940 --> 01:21:13.540
do is it literally turn into this like unkillable tank assassin. That was Hecarim's most broken

01:21:13.540 --> 01:21:17.820
state ever. Then there was this other item back in the day called Duskblade of Dracthar.

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It's so an arena actually. And what Duskblade did was whenever you would get an assist or

01:21:22.460 --> 01:21:28.700
kill on somebody you would go invisible for like two seconds until you would come out

01:21:28.700 --> 01:21:32.640
of stealth and you could like attack again so you would literally do this like ninja

01:21:32.640 --> 01:21:39.520
horse that would ult in assassinate an ADC reposition with stealth get out in to kill

01:21:39.520 --> 01:21:49.680
somebody else and oh my no no no cut the fucking cams bro cut the fucking cams it sounds like

01:21:49.680 --> 01:21:55.660
It sounds broken as fuck. Yeah, but that's because League of Legends back then used to be way more broken in terms of items.

01:21:55.660 --> 01:22:04.360
Like ADCs had an item that was a dash, and at the end of your dash, you would do a fuck ton of damage and then execute to like the nearest enemy.

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Mages had this item that would be this like root, so you would press the item and a cone in front of you would make everybody unable to move in front of you.

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Then there were these like, there were crazy items back then though.

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It was like action, so...

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I should have bought it out.

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My bad, I should have gone for those fights.

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I don't think most people should remember these items now.

01:22:59.560 --> 01:23:01.200
We have a ton of new viewers.

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Like a ton of new viewers.

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Like type 1 if you're new to League type 2 if you're not.

01:23:19.280 --> 01:23:24.480
shit okay guys so you remember that tournament that I said was gonna happen

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Like the Warcraft 3 tournament

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What if I told you guys that I'm on the team nuts against Tyler one so I might have to shit in unks throat and

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for a few days bro on Friday

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Oh that that might be a fucking juicer. I'm not gonna lie to you

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We're in the team against Tyler one

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It's round the grab we just released brackets

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And we don't want to play for bots atop in the map first we reset and look on the drag

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Carinthalm, Wolves and Afro Wolves, we can look on the, uh, on the map there's here, and let me show you what we have.

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I really, really, really want to look on this drag, though. Like, real shit.

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And, uh, Academy is still welcome. Thank you.

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We're getting big T versus little D. Okay, guys, we're not doing this.

01:24:48.280 --> 01:24:55.900
We are not doing big to like listen, it's not big T versus little D that's not gonna become popular

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Is there any chance I can get this might still

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I need a run, I don't want to die, does that?

01:25:32.880 --> 01:25:39.680
Flash, you're such a fucking piece of shit!

01:25:39.680 --> 01:25:42.680
Nice, not bad.

01:25:42.680 --> 01:25:47.680
Okay, uh, we're about to get our show, Jim.

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You see respond to DMs back in the day, like, hey, now, it's good stuffin'.

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Yeah, the only reason why I stopped responding to DMs, it wasn't an ego thing or anything like that.

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It's just the thing of, like, the way that my days used to be was that I would wake up in the morning,

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I'd respond to DMs, I would go to the gym, respond to DMs while I was at the gym,

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I would get home stream and stream responded DMs jerk off go to sleep

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And I was like every single day for like three years straight

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So eventually got to Plumber I was like dude, I need like an actual I like I need to have time in the day

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Like I can't just

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you

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01:33:37.680 --> 01:33:39.740
you

01:34:07.680 --> 01:34:09.740
you

01:34:37.680 --> 01:34:39.740
you

01:35:07.680 --> 01:35:09.740
you

01:35:37.680 --> 01:35:39.740
you

01:36:07.680 --> 01:36:25.900
I'm telling you, you cannot play against a Zed player, like Zed is just so impossible to

01:36:25.900 --> 01:36:27.900
fucking play guns

01:36:30.240 --> 01:36:33.920
And Jinx is I don't all right I'll put the Jinx in coaching later

01:36:41.320 --> 01:36:46.080
Guys, why don't we play for this on respawn, please it's soul

01:36:51.320 --> 01:36:53.320
Play a model

01:36:53.320 --> 01:36:56.320
low kiwi could soon

01:36:56.320 --> 01:36:59.320
low kiwi could soon am i actually down for it

01:36:59.320 --> 01:37:03.320
tomorrow i might do like a tiny bit of a variety stream we'll see

01:37:03.320 --> 01:37:06.320
or maybe like Friday, Saturday, Sunday we can do it

01:37:06.320 --> 01:37:09.320
because the thing about it is that I'm going to be doing Warcraft those days right

01:37:09.320 --> 01:37:12.320
oh no

01:37:23.320 --> 01:37:28.040
That sucks us getting souls guaranteed win that that fucking release sucks action

01:37:42.160 --> 01:37:46.380
Good any chance of a Baron play I

01:37:46.380 --> 01:37:59.700
I feel like BAM play could be easy now.

01:37:59.700 --> 01:38:06.140
Let's see.

01:38:06.140 --> 01:38:08.300
So homely god if I get fucking invaded.

01:38:08.300 --> 01:38:09.300
It's so horrible.

01:38:09.300 --> 01:38:14.300
Cause that was your just from one shot to me for the rest of this game now.

01:38:14.300 --> 01:38:19.300
I'm the only one that he's going in on too.

01:38:19.300 --> 01:38:24.300
Ouch.

01:38:24.300 --> 01:38:29.300
That sucks.

01:38:29.300 --> 01:38:34.300
Uhhhhhhh.

01:38:34.300 --> 01:38:36.300
Oh

01:38:50.460 --> 01:38:52.460
Good very nice

01:39:04.300 --> 01:39:06.300
No, no, no!

01:39:06.300 --> 01:39:08.300
My position.

01:39:08.300 --> 01:39:11.300
What do I even try to do?

01:39:11.300 --> 01:39:13.300
I'm dead.

01:39:13.300 --> 01:39:15.300
You're dead.

01:39:15.300 --> 01:39:17.300
I'm dead.

01:39:17.300 --> 01:39:19.300
Into clouds, deeper skin.

01:39:19.300 --> 01:39:21.300
I'm torn, I'm so large.

01:39:21.300 --> 01:39:23.300
When I'm gone, please don't mourn.

01:39:23.300 --> 01:39:24.300
It's a puzzle.

01:39:24.300 --> 01:39:26.300
I'm gone wrong here anymore.

01:39:26.300 --> 01:39:28.300
I'm gone wrong here anymore.

01:39:28.300 --> 01:39:30.300
I'm gone wrong here anymore.

01:39:30.300 --> 01:39:32.300
I'm gone wrong here anymore.

01:39:32.300 --> 01:39:56.140
Adantas, don't look at JinxlyStream dude, if it's him zestily dancing to white girl music

01:39:56.140 --> 01:39:58.140
again

01:40:26.140 --> 01:40:33.140
dimes on the two of us

01:40:39.220 --> 01:40:42.220
nice

01:40:56.140 --> 01:41:07.140
If he goes to the Namiya, he might be dead by the way.

01:41:07.140 --> 01:41:09.140
I know you're starting to like it, so I like you.

01:41:19.580 --> 01:41:21.080
You're such a motherfucker, you talk.

01:41:28.940 --> 01:41:31.440
You know what, that Spearline ulti ended Spearline's night.

01:41:32.340 --> 01:41:33.940
So in the next fight, she's with us.

01:41:37.140 --> 01:41:41.140
wut

01:41:41.140 --> 01:41:45.140
wut

01:41:45.140 --> 01:41:49.140
wut

01:41:49.140 --> 01:41:53.140
wut

01:41:53.140 --> 01:41:57.140
wut

01:41:57.140 --> 01:42:01.140
wut

01:42:01.140 --> 01:42:05.140
wut

01:42:05.140 --> 01:42:07.140
Oh

01:42:35.140 --> 01:42:39.100
Even though I'm feeling low

01:42:39.100 --> 01:42:41.580
I know that I love you

01:42:41.580 --> 01:42:45.780
Need some other song, let me have a cloud

01:42:45.780 --> 01:42:49.260
I know it's a good thing I love you

01:42:49.260 --> 01:42:52.660
through the shine on you

01:42:52.660 --> 01:42:55.940
I know it's a good thing I love you

01:42:55.940 --> 01:42:59.500
Even though I'm feeling low

01:42:59.500 --> 01:43:02.700
I know that I love you

01:43:02.700 --> 01:43:14.700
When I know, when I know, when I know, when I know, when I know

01:43:14.700 --> 01:43:22.700
When I know, I see the truth, that all it's I cannot do

01:43:22.700 --> 01:43:29.700
Even though I'm feeling down, I just want to love you

01:43:32.700 --> 01:43:34.700
I

01:44:02.700 --> 01:44:08.700
I don't wanna be the star in a show

01:44:08.700 --> 01:44:15.700
I don't wanna remember how it feels

01:44:15.700 --> 01:44:22.700
I don't wanna be the star in a show

01:44:22.700 --> 01:44:28.700
I don't wanna be the star in a show

01:44:28.700 --> 01:44:31.500
I can feel it, I can feel it

01:44:32.500 --> 01:44:36.700
It's pressing down on me and I can barely breathe

01:44:37.100 --> 01:44:38.700
Oh, can you feel it?

01:44:39.300 --> 01:44:41.700
And I'm surrounded everywhere

01:44:42.500 --> 01:44:45.300
I can feel it, I can feel it

01:44:46.100 --> 01:44:50.500
It's creeping up on me but what I just can't see

01:44:50.900 --> 01:44:52.100
I can feel it

01:44:52.900 --> 01:44:55.700
I'm falling into this tunnel

01:44:56.100 --> 01:44:57.500
Can you feel it?

01:44:57.500 --> 01:44:59.500
How'd you do that?

01:44:59.500 --> 01:45:01.500
It's not because I can't eat them all

01:45:01.500 --> 01:45:03.500
But I can't play with them

01:45:03.500 --> 01:45:05.500
So play with me

01:45:05.500 --> 01:45:07.500
So play with me

01:45:07.500 --> 01:45:09.500
Come on, baby

01:45:09.500 --> 01:45:12.500
So, fucking, W.A.I.E.E.

01:45:16.500 --> 01:45:18.500
Come on, baby

01:45:18.500 --> 01:45:20.500
Come on, baby

01:45:20.500 --> 01:45:23.500
I'm the blues

01:45:23.500 --> 01:45:25.500
It's too late

01:45:25.500 --> 01:45:35.500
We can so get it done.

01:45:35.500 --> 01:45:51.500
What do you think next item Jay?

01:45:51.500 --> 01:45:54.500
i feel like if jackson does have some energy there it's probably better but

01:45:54.500 --> 01:45:58.500
minus

01:46:21.500 --> 01:46:23.500
I

01:47:51.500 --> 01:48:03.660
guys I'm not gonna lie I'm not the fucking right now

01:48:03.660 --> 01:48:11.860
like I'm giving the best fucking goddamn performance at a 3-9 heichrim ever

01:48:11.860 --> 01:48:12.360
Fuck.

01:48:12.360 --> 01:48:12.860
Fuck.

01:48:28.860 --> 01:48:29.860
Awesome.

01:48:29.860 --> 01:48:31.860
Awesome to the max.

01:48:41.860 --> 01:49:09.220
I'm trying to most of our holding this year

01:49:09.220 --> 01:49:34.220
I think we actually just lose.

01:49:34.220 --> 01:49:36.220
I

01:49:44.660 --> 01:49:46.900
Chuggles one one guys on me pass once

01:51:34.220 --> 01:51:44.220
All right, that's it.

01:51:44.220 --> 01:51:52.700
Let's get done, guys.

01:51:52.700 --> 01:52:02.260
I'm getting a little bit of a meal reduced right now.

01:52:02.260 --> 01:52:09.260
the first career don't ask for bringing back to us

01:52:10.380 --> 01:52:17.380
you know that time

01:52:18.060 --> 01:52:25.060
you speak greek not just uh...

01:52:25.060 --> 01:52:35.460
Uppercutments would happen.

01:52:35.460 --> 01:52:52.060
I trolled last game, but I will not troll the next one.

01:52:52.060 --> 01:52:54.060
That's why they have clothier.

01:52:59.740 --> 01:53:04.060
I know what they out to. That's why they have clothier.

01:53:05.180 --> 01:53:07.180
I know what they out to. They trying to hack.

01:53:08.060 --> 01:53:10.060
They trying to hack my invasion.

01:53:10.620 --> 01:53:12.620
They have stupid.

01:53:13.020 --> 01:53:16.620
I'm not gonna let Brian Gaines have my fucking phone. Are you stupid?

01:53:16.620 --> 01:53:28.860
You won't see it out of your fucking mind.

01:53:28.860 --> 01:53:32.540
Where the fuck?

01:53:32.540 --> 01:53:34.540
You don't keep real though.

01:54:02.540 --> 01:54:04.540
I

01:54:17.740 --> 01:54:20.740
It even is so funny, bro. Yeah, I used to go

01:54:23.460 --> 01:54:27.420
Marlin out Marlin fucking out. Oh sure, bro

01:54:32.540 --> 01:54:51.340
Please pick Kindred nah, we're gonna stick to Hagrim and maybe Diego.

01:54:51.340 --> 01:54:55.960
It's like the thing is that every time I do Kindred it always is fucking horrible, that's

01:54:55.960 --> 01:55:02.960
the main reason why I don't want to do it anymore

01:55:05.120 --> 01:55:08.160
I'm about to start deadlocked, you said you didn't like it, why?

01:55:08.160 --> 01:55:15.560
because it looks too much like Overwatch, bro, and I don't like the way that Overwatch looks

01:55:15.560 --> 01:55:17.400
let's go for acrimon runes

01:55:17.400 --> 01:55:22.360
though, recently I've been doing that as children's cleaver every game

01:55:22.360 --> 01:55:25.520
runes are somewhere to search, but I can show them in a second

01:55:25.520 --> 01:55:27.520
What's up everyone, it's a gem. Ah, yes sir.

01:55:29.520 --> 01:55:31.520
I wasn't able to count this one.

01:55:37.020 --> 01:55:40.020
Dude, I fucking hate when graves on leeson are popular.

01:55:40.020 --> 01:55:42.020
There's literally nothing worse than that.

01:55:42.520 --> 01:55:44.520
Like, it's just graves are leeson every game.

01:55:50.520 --> 01:55:51.520
Alright.

01:55:55.520 --> 01:56:02.520
you hate double because you can't aim yeah we all didn't

01:56:12.800 --> 01:56:14.760
I was just shooting going so far it's going good bro

01:56:14.760 --> 01:56:18.760
I'm gonna put the food away, gosh I ate ice cream right now

01:56:18.760 --> 01:56:22.600
I thought I would hit

01:56:22.600 --> 01:56:24.600
Let me ask you for a once at first.

01:56:52.600 --> 01:57:22.520
Alright, Yasuo Bard and R Ezreal Silas, okay, so that's gotta be...

01:57:22.520 --> 01:57:30.460
He saw us jungling for sure.

01:57:30.460 --> 01:57:33.880
You lost your last game you don't deserve ice cream.

01:57:33.880 --> 01:57:50.960
Okay but what if I do deserve ice cream now?

01:57:50.960 --> 01:57:52.960
It's like Loki where if I did though.

01:57:52.960 --> 01:57:55.960
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' DOL?

01:57:55.960 --> 01:57:56.960
Oh wow.

01:58:00.960 --> 01:58:01.960
High Reel again.

01:58:04.960 --> 01:58:06.960
And uh, and we've done the promo come.

01:58:06.960 --> 01:58:07.960
Thank you.

01:58:08.960 --> 01:58:09.960
Oh fuck.

01:58:12.960 --> 01:58:16.960
I was just saying how much Junko shouted at you after you cheated on him so nicely.

01:58:16.960 --> 01:58:18.960
Dude no, it was for the content.

01:58:20.960 --> 01:58:24.400
Yes, I had a lot of fun playing R6. I really enjoyed it.

01:58:39.200 --> 01:58:41.200
Jem is being hit today.

01:58:41.760 --> 01:58:43.760
Well, we already did it though.

01:58:44.240 --> 01:58:46.240
But then we lost the Oscar.

01:58:48.240 --> 01:58:50.240
And that A7 is the prime welcome. Thank you.

01:58:50.960 --> 01:59:00.960
What the fuck?

01:59:00.960 --> 01:59:09.640
My best bet right now is that it's just the top of the box, Folkare.

01:59:09.640 --> 01:59:13.000
The good news is that this is supposed to be some kind of like insane to get matchup

01:59:13.000 --> 01:59:14.000
for Teemo.

01:59:14.000 --> 01:59:17.920
When I played the matchup I went 0 and 10 on Teemo, but that's because like that was

01:59:17.920 --> 01:59:18.920
me on it.

01:59:18.920 --> 01:59:28.440
Alright guys, talk to my folk here, are you guys ready for it?

01:59:28.440 --> 01:59:30.920
We need to focus up and win this shit up.

01:59:30.920 --> 01:59:39.520
Yeah, definitely tank here, build this game is going to be necessary though, especially

01:59:39.520 --> 01:59:41.760
because of the fucking exhaust.

01:59:41.760 --> 01:59:43.760
tank tanky tank

01:59:49.700 --> 01:59:51.700
He mentioned to 25

01:59:52.000 --> 01:59:54.000
my wonder max was

01:59:54.000 --> 01:59:59.080
I mean like 255, but that was a while ago. I haven't tried one relaxing in a very long time

02:00:02.320 --> 02:00:04.320
I

02:00:06.280 --> 02:00:08.280
Guys games looking good right now

02:00:11.760 --> 02:00:19.380
The good news is that the team that's ahead early always slows, so we're doing like next

02:00:19.380 --> 02:00:20.880
double strategic calls.

02:00:20.880 --> 02:00:41.560
I mean I don't think I want to go for blue instead of red though and DJ there in some

02:00:41.560 --> 02:00:43.560
Thank you

02:00:46.160 --> 02:00:48.360
Can you guys know some spot do we look on this?

02:00:51.800 --> 02:00:55.320
I'm gonna be honest I would like to but it doesn't look like there is any opportunity

02:00:55.320 --> 02:00:57.320
I

02:01:09.000 --> 02:01:11.720
You know, maybe you can actually do like top grab them

02:01:20.680 --> 02:01:22.680
That's what I got

02:01:22.680 --> 02:01:28.680
I think it's probably best if I just reset though.

02:01:28.680 --> 02:01:34.680
I don't know.

02:01:34.680 --> 02:01:43.680
Okay, so just recon and after was all on the crud.

02:01:43.680 --> 02:01:48.680
Very good.

02:01:48.680 --> 02:01:53.060
It kind of blows to that, like, cost increase makes it so you can't even get them on the

02:01:53.060 --> 02:01:54.060
first back.

02:01:54.060 --> 02:01:56.520
Unless you have, like, some kind of, like, CS or kill.

02:01:56.520 --> 02:02:10.840
Because the first time I've heard donation alerts, Subzar Veil donation is Doublelift.

02:02:10.840 --> 02:02:15.760
Four years ago, Doublelift said that he was happy he got me on his team because I was,

02:02:15.760 --> 02:02:20.360
like smurfing and like doing lobby game. And since then he's never set a single positive

02:02:20.360 --> 02:02:28.640
opinion about me. Because they're just always calling me like an inter like. So yeah that's

02:02:28.640 --> 02:02:42.800
it mortalize it. I think I could honestly look for topside

02:02:42.800 --> 02:02:51.800
I know it's upside by the ball side with drafters, the only issue is that the gassol is walking down, so if he wards out, then he can't be invaded.

02:02:51.800 --> 02:02:53.800
So you know what, fuck it, let's see if we can look on this.

02:02:53.800 --> 02:03:06.320
Yeah, low key?

02:03:06.320 --> 02:03:11.720
This could be double kill that big fucking crazy.

02:03:11.720 --> 02:03:12.720
Not bad!

02:03:12.720 --> 02:03:13.720
Yo what?

02:03:13.720 --> 02:03:20.720
No, what was that voice crack?

02:03:20.720 --> 02:03:34.200
I know, out guard, then it's on some luck.

02:03:34.200 --> 02:03:35.200
Somebody!

02:03:35.200 --> 02:03:44.600
Dude, you and Tyler won co-hosting commentary on the finals of JC Tournament with some of

02:03:44.600 --> 02:03:47.720
the funniest chis I've ever watched on line.

02:03:47.720 --> 02:03:51.560
You nearly threw up well, please tell me you and him will do something like that

02:03:53.280 --> 02:03:59.200
Maybe maybe and I love the next time that me and Tyler gonna do something is a warcraft tournament that's taking place

02:03:59.560 --> 02:04:01.560
Sorry on Friday

02:04:06.640 --> 02:04:12.240
That's so funny sad we're gonna be competing against each other Ashley Friday Saturday Sunday. Oh

02:04:17.720 --> 02:04:34.040
This actually looks decent though, I'm saying.

02:05:04.040 --> 02:05:13.300
a lot of fun. So I'm going to do something and play on the

02:05:13.300 --> 02:05:21.040
Raptors and after Raptors we're going to look on the rest of the bot side. As long as we

02:05:21.040 --> 02:05:28.040
We got the first dragon, which we did, that's all that matters to be honest.

02:05:34.240 --> 02:05:35.920
They're play graves.

02:05:35.920 --> 02:05:41.240
I have like a little stint where I played it for like, 20, 30 games.

02:05:41.240 --> 02:05:45.320
It was okay, but it's not my cup of tea.

02:05:45.320 --> 02:05:52.320
i chance that go in and go fucking crazy

02:06:15.320 --> 02:06:17.320
Hmm.

02:06:26.320 --> 02:06:29.320
We could actually do this, we could look on the barcrab.

02:06:29.320 --> 02:06:57.320
I'm going to pop out through here.

02:06:57.320 --> 02:06:59.320
effect

02:07:06.520 --> 02:07:08.520
So we're gonna do something and play on the

02:07:08.720 --> 02:07:14.040
Bokra, but not that we're gonna reset we look on top to bottom when we get I don't mind giving these scrubs

02:07:14.360 --> 02:07:16.600
So I'm gonna actually see me we could trade these Raptors

02:07:20.000 --> 02:07:23.120
Let's return top lane non-test hopefully never

02:07:27.320 --> 02:07:38.320
No try does it again right?

02:07:38.320 --> 02:07:47.320
Okay, third time's a charm right?

02:07:47.320 --> 02:08:08.840
Alright, let's see what we've got.

02:08:08.840 --> 02:08:11.720
I think we're going to move here, so now we're just going to play for the top to bottom, and

02:08:11.720 --> 02:08:13.720
and afterwards I'll see if we can look on the dragon.

02:08:20.220 --> 02:08:24.220
Like, but yeah, as long as you just got the folk here going and then we play dragons, it means super free.

02:08:32.720 --> 02:08:35.220
Okay, so the azure is like half HP.

02:08:41.720 --> 02:08:48.720
that's what comes in

02:08:48.720 --> 02:08:54.720
that's what comes in

02:08:54.720 --> 02:09:01.720
what I'm wondering is did he already take my grob?

02:09:01.720 --> 02:09:05.720
because that's going to determine a lot here

02:09:05.720 --> 02:09:06.720
He's on it.

02:09:12.720 --> 02:09:13.720
Come on.

02:09:13.720 --> 02:09:14.720
NICE!

02:09:14.720 --> 02:09:15.720
Okay, good double.

02:09:15.720 --> 02:09:17.720
Now we just play this side of base.

02:09:23.720 --> 02:09:25.720
Alright, our hero got it.

02:09:32.720 --> 02:09:34.720
And Cypher turns on some luck.

02:09:34.720 --> 02:09:40.480
Thank you guys have really good news the ice cream is almost done

02:09:41.840 --> 02:09:44.140
So soon we won't have to multitask anymore

02:10:01.440 --> 02:10:03.880
Now they can just start this and I'll be on drag

02:10:04.720 --> 02:10:06.720
As soon as this is done

02:10:07.960 --> 02:10:13.360
Now the thing I'm worried about is I'm not gonna have alt but if sas is over the dragon pet then he gets seal my alt

02:10:21.120 --> 02:10:22.720
I don't know about

02:10:22.720 --> 02:10:24.720
And a damrythian prime welcome. Thank you

02:10:25.440 --> 02:10:30.920
You're chewing ice cream. Oh, yeah, dude. It's in a bucket. If it's in a bucket or a ball you can chew it

02:10:30.920 --> 02:10:32.920
It's only for center come they can't

02:10:34.720 --> 02:10:47.320
my gang invaded bro not strange

02:11:04.720 --> 02:11:14.720
Okay, so we're gonna do Nautism, I'm just gonna play on the Krugs and afterwards we're gonna just reset play on the bot side.

02:11:22.720 --> 02:11:23.720
Alright, not bad.

02:11:25.720 --> 02:11:28.720
Low elo, better ban counter, ban meta.

02:11:28.720 --> 02:11:34.720
BAN where you see a lot of them makes you lose a lot of games. That's always the best way to go about it.

02:11:44.720 --> 02:11:49.720
That's like the best thing they can do. Just BAN where you see that you always see on the main team when you lose.

02:11:49.720 --> 02:12:03.880
favorite ice cream flavor okay do you guys want me to put you on to something go to

02:12:03.880 --> 02:12:12.560
your local grocery store and see if they have these like popsicles called Melona it

02:12:12.560 --> 02:12:18.880
It is unironically, like, there's popsicles and then there's melona.

02:12:18.880 --> 02:12:24.540
Like, it is genuinely unreal how insanely fucking good it is.

02:12:24.540 --> 02:12:26.460
Every single flavor.

02:12:26.460 --> 02:12:30.840
The purple one is like, it's like a flavor of like fucking like yams or something.

02:12:30.840 --> 02:12:35.200
I don't even know what the fuck a yam is, but it's literally the most insane thing you'll

02:12:35.200 --> 02:12:41.560
ever taste in your whole life.

02:12:41.560 --> 02:12:47.400
i guess i did the best thing ever, i'm not kidding

02:12:47.400 --> 02:12:51.080
the green and the purple one are the most insane shit ever

02:12:51.080 --> 02:12:54.040
the mango ones are good too but it's like

02:12:54.040 --> 02:13:00.880
the other shit is the next level

02:13:00.880 --> 02:13:06.040
is it healthy though? it's a fucking popsicle dude

02:13:06.040 --> 02:13:09.880
no shit

02:13:09.880 --> 02:13:16.880
if it tastes good it's healthy remember that

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i wish you could do something here but i don't think there's any play at all

02:13:34.660 --> 02:13:44.460
We're going to have Carthus Salt.

02:13:44.460 --> 02:13:45.460
You know what?

02:13:45.460 --> 02:13:46.460
Fuck it.

02:13:46.460 --> 02:13:47.460
We have numbers.

02:13:47.460 --> 02:13:48.460
Let's go.

02:13:48.460 --> 02:13:49.860
Numbers with Carthus Salt, I like that.

02:13:49.860 --> 02:14:02.180
Would you ever join the army?

02:14:02.180 --> 02:14:04.180
Yeah, but that sounds like a great idea.

02:14:04.180 --> 02:14:14.980
Join the army so a bunch of pedophiles can make returns on their investment when they

02:14:14.980 --> 02:14:20.820
invest into like military weapon stocks dude.

02:14:20.820 --> 02:14:26.860
Cheers.

02:14:26.860 --> 02:14:30.660
a bunch of building our pedophiles can become even more like a

02:14:30.660 --> 02:14:36.660
even richer

02:14:36.660 --> 02:14:40.900
nice for a good

02:14:40.900 --> 02:14:44.700
he's enough to dodge a turret here

02:14:44.700 --> 02:14:48.060
nice

02:14:48.060 --> 02:14:53.380
ooh wait a second

02:14:53.380 --> 02:14:54.380
No, I'm just saying.

02:15:05.380 --> 02:15:06.380
I don't want to put on this song.

02:15:16.380 --> 02:15:19.380
Like, it's kind of sad because I feel like joining a military is like...

02:15:19.380 --> 02:15:23.340
I'm noble thing in theory, you know

02:15:26.140 --> 02:15:30.900
Protecting and serving your country being like the the first sign of defense all that kind of stuff

02:15:32.020 --> 02:15:35.140
But unlike in reality that's how it's for

02:15:36.180 --> 02:15:41.420
Multires are literally just there so that boys can be waged so that people can get rich off them. That's all it ever is, you know

02:15:41.420 --> 02:15:52.860
Also that small countries can be overthrown so that central banks can be installed.

02:15:52.860 --> 02:15:57.460
I don't care, let's talk about the folk there.

02:15:57.460 --> 02:15:59.460
Endgame, I'm not suicidal.

02:15:59.460 --> 02:16:02.460
Alright, let's see if we can play on the red here.

02:16:02.460 --> 02:16:10.940
Yeah, I'm not just going to fight this guy.

02:16:40.940 --> 02:17:03.620
do you guys know why the titanic sank?

02:17:03.620 --> 02:17:08.620
so a lot of people said that the titanic sank is a crash into an iceberg right?

02:17:08.620 --> 02:17:17.900
Well coincidentally actually the Titanic actually had a bunch of high level politicians and people

02:17:17.900 --> 02:17:22.740
that were prominent within government that opposed the creation of the Federal Reserve.

02:17:22.740 --> 02:17:28.340
And it just so happened that their ship crashed into an iceberg which I don't think anybody

02:17:28.340 --> 02:17:30.220
has seen before since.

02:17:30.220 --> 02:17:33.900
So you know it's kind of interesting.

02:18:03.900 --> 02:18:08.900
We play for the crab and then after it's bought it's top and we should be done.

02:18:18.900 --> 02:18:22.900
So now we're going to do some of the civilian book on the rafters.

02:18:22.900 --> 02:18:27.900
After wolves then we can also go on the cards as well.

02:18:33.900 --> 02:18:47.020
Okay, so now after Krugs, I'm sure I didn't think, like, what's the actual play?

02:18:47.020 --> 02:18:50.020
Could be like something better, something on Baron, we'll see.

02:19:04.020 --> 02:19:05.020
Okay, not bad.

02:19:11.020 --> 02:19:15.020
I mean, I guess our best bet at this point is maybe even looking...

02:19:17.020 --> 02:19:19.020
Yeah, maybe we'll count this actually.

02:19:19.020 --> 02:19:21.020
Alright.

02:19:21.020 --> 02:19:23.020
Oh.

02:19:25.020 --> 02:19:27.020
Thank you, Ra.

02:19:29.020 --> 02:19:31.020
But you guys want to know, listen, listen.

02:19:31.020 --> 02:19:33.020
Let me tell you guys something, okay?

02:19:33.020 --> 02:19:35.020
Do you guys want me to put you on some real game?

02:19:35.020 --> 02:19:37.020
Listen up.

02:19:41.020 --> 02:19:45.020
Being based is being aware of all the conspiracy theories.

02:19:45.020 --> 02:20:03.020
Being super based is trying to educate other people about them, but being ultra-based is doing absolutely nothing with the information that you learn, because you realize that no matter how many people know about it or talk about it or whatever the fuck, it's not going to change anything anyways.

02:20:03.020 --> 02:20:05.020
See, might as well just Folk clear all day.

02:20:05.020 --> 02:20:07.020
You know what I mean?

02:20:07.020 --> 02:20:09.020
Fuck it, dude.

02:20:09.020 --> 02:20:11.020
Like, that's what it is, just like, fuck this shit.

02:20:17.020 --> 02:20:21.020
Might as well just Folk clear instead of getting like your pants up in a bunch, you know?

02:20:21.020 --> 02:20:26.020
Like, what are you going to do? Get mad because all these things are happening in the world and you have no control over it?

02:20:26.020 --> 02:20:29.020
I have control over whether or not my team wins this game, so let's do that instead.

02:20:33.020 --> 02:20:51.020
Nice.

02:20:51.020 --> 02:20:54.020
I mean the fact that we're going to actually get Soul Share is going to be so insane for

02:20:54.020 --> 02:21:13.220
us. So at the end of the day, it will always be the top of our folkare, exactly, bro. That's

02:21:13.220 --> 02:21:17.780
why I don't even bother really, like, listening to what goes on with the news anymore. Cause

02:21:17.780 --> 02:21:21.660
just like, even if you're wearable, the horrible fucked up shit happening, what does it matter,

02:21:21.660 --> 02:21:24.580
You know what I mean?

02:21:24.580 --> 02:21:27.540
You won't be able to change anything and the people in charge aren't going to want to change

02:21:27.540 --> 02:21:28.540
anything.

02:21:28.540 --> 02:21:33.220
So like you might as well just sit down and have fun with the life that you have you know.

02:21:33.220 --> 02:21:39.500
Play your video games, watch your shows, hang out with your friends, get a girlfriend, go

02:21:39.500 --> 02:21:44.700
on dates, chill with your parents, you know just all that shit.

02:21:44.700 --> 02:21:47.540
But sitting down and getting so emotionally invested in the news that you make it like

02:21:47.540 --> 02:21:51.460
a focal point in your life that's like why bother with that dude.

02:21:51.460 --> 02:21:55.180
You're just going to make yourself miserable for absolutely no one's game.

02:21:55.180 --> 02:21:56.180
Not even your own.

02:21:56.180 --> 02:21:57.180
Oh shit!

02:21:57.180 --> 02:22:09.420
That gumblings are in the 5th year's tit-free-shot.

02:22:09.420 --> 02:22:11.060
Thank you, bro.

02:22:21.460 --> 02:22:24.720
Okay, I'm gonna ghost her

02:22:40.360 --> 02:22:47.360
Things just red fucking got us nice we should be able to look on this easily

02:22:51.460 --> 02:22:56.060
If everyone had your mentality then there'd be so much more injustice in the world

02:22:56.460 --> 02:22:59.860
More than it's a good thing nobody else or very few others do

02:23:00.500 --> 02:23:04.860
Like I listen, I'm gonna put you guys on some actual forbidden game

02:23:05.500 --> 02:23:09.740
The real forbidden game is that there are things out there, right?

02:23:10.500 --> 02:23:18.520
That make people miserable when they do them for example being educated trying to educate others

02:23:18.520 --> 02:23:25.520
holding yourself to a higher standard, being a vegetarian, being a vegan, you know, all that kind of stuff.

02:23:25.520 --> 02:23:32.520
And these things can have net goods, but in reality the only thing you're doing is decreasing your own quality of life

02:23:32.520 --> 02:23:36.520
because you're not really going to have an impact 99.9% of the time, right?

02:23:36.520 --> 02:23:41.520
So what the real trick is, is you just let someone else worry about it.

02:23:41.520 --> 02:23:45.520
Let someone else be a vegetarian, let someone else be a vegan.

02:23:45.520 --> 02:23:49.780
else be a vegan let somebody else research let somebody else do all the

02:23:49.780 --> 02:23:53.560
shit with the news let somebody else start a petition let somebody else

02:23:53.560 --> 02:23:57.640
invent something you know I mean just let everybody else do whatever the fuck

02:23:57.640 --> 02:24:01.520
they want to do because there will always be people that are gonna do it and

02:24:01.520 --> 02:24:07.960
then you just fucking chill just chill do whatever the fuck you want to do that

02:24:07.960 --> 02:24:12.040
makes you happy and all the stuff that would make you miserable you just let

02:24:12.040 --> 02:24:17.140
other people fucking worry about it it's literally as simple as that bro I'm not

02:24:17.140 --> 02:24:23.320
even kidding that's it the secrets of happy life but dude if everyone thought

02:24:23.320 --> 02:24:27.340
like that then we'd go nowhere well good not everyone does dude so let the

02:24:27.340 --> 02:24:31.240
people that don't think like that worry about it and then you just fucking

02:24:31.240 --> 02:24:35.800
chill you know I mean it's legit that easy

02:24:42.040 --> 02:24:44.040
Man, FF this take!

02:24:45.040 --> 02:24:46.040
This take?

02:24:47.040 --> 02:24:50.040
Well, do more good for your mental health than any other take ever.

02:24:54.040 --> 02:24:57.040
Let somebody else be a challenger, you just be hard stuck.

02:24:57.040 --> 02:25:02.040
Yeah, but the difference is that you hitting challenger has a net good positive on your life.

02:25:02.040 --> 02:25:04.040
If it would, right?

02:25:05.040 --> 02:25:07.040
Whereas you trying to be the difference maker in the world,

02:25:07.040 --> 02:25:10.040
Jon saw you're not going to be a difference maker, first of all.

02:25:10.040 --> 02:25:15.040
And secondly, if you dedicate your life towards it, then you're going to wake up one day and realize you're just miserable.

02:25:28.040 --> 02:25:32.040
While other people fight in wars, I folk clear.

02:25:32.040 --> 02:25:36.040
While other people start petitions, I folk clear.

02:25:36.040 --> 02:25:39.040
While other people watch the news, I folk clear.

02:25:39.040 --> 02:25:45.040
And while other people are miserable, I'm fucking 1v9ing my League of Legends games on the fucking rim.

02:25:45.040 --> 02:25:49.040
You understand? That's the fucking difference. Think about it.

02:25:52.040 --> 02:25:54.040
I'm putting you guys on right now. It's pretty good.

02:25:57.040 --> 02:25:59.040
It's up to you if you want to take the advice.

02:26:09.040 --> 02:26:16.040
and

02:26:19.740 --> 02:26:26.740
nice

02:26:33.180 --> 02:26:37.440
and that's all changed the world okay but listen

02:26:37.440 --> 02:26:43.140
Nick, listen to me. Listen to me and listen to me good because what I'm about to say is the realest shit that I'm ever going to say in my life.

02:26:45.840 --> 02:26:53.340
So many people on this planet are so obsessed with changing the world that they never even change a single person's life.

02:26:54.140 --> 02:26:55.440
Think about that for a second.

02:26:57.140 --> 02:26:57.940
Not even the wrong.

02:26:59.640 --> 02:27:00.240
Think about it.

02:27:01.040 --> 02:27:05.340
And I want you to really sit there and like have those words sink in.

02:27:07.440 --> 02:27:18.440
the

02:27:18.440 --> 02:27:21.440
the

02:27:21.440 --> 02:27:23.440
the

02:27:23.440 --> 02:27:25.440
the

02:27:25.440 --> 02:27:27.440
the

02:27:27.440 --> 02:27:32.440
the

02:27:32.440 --> 02:27:49.960
Can Teemo actually end the game here, he might be able to.

02:27:49.960 --> 02:27:59.920
You just changed my life, thank you Dante, I got you buddy.

02:27:59.920 --> 02:28:05.520
very hard to change yourself let alone other people? Well listen guys, think for a second.

02:28:05.520 --> 02:28:11.040
How many people are there that are so obsessed with politics or being on the right side of

02:28:11.040 --> 02:28:16.080
history or sitting there and fucking trying to educate the world but then in their own

02:28:16.080 --> 02:28:21.920
personal relationships with other people they have insanely toxic fucked up habits and traits

02:28:21.920 --> 02:28:27.360
that just make other people around them have a net negative impact on their life because

02:28:27.360 --> 02:28:32.360
they don't work on themselves, think about it. Like before you said there and you try

02:28:32.360 --> 02:28:36.800
to change anyone else or change the world or anything right, the first thing you do

02:28:36.800 --> 02:28:42.200
is you change yourself so the people around you can be happier, right? And then if one

02:28:42.200 --> 02:28:46.160
day you get to a point where it's like you did that, you know, and you're like you know

02:28:46.160 --> 02:28:50.640
what I really did work on myself I feel like I'm a much better person than I was a few

02:28:50.640 --> 02:28:55.800
years ago. Now I kind of feel like I have this internal obligation that I feel like

02:28:55.800 --> 02:29:00.760
I really should try to make a difference and go for it, you know, no one's saying not to but the

02:29:00.760 --> 02:29:03.720
problem is that if you think that you're gonna sit there and you're gonna be this like difference

02:29:03.720 --> 02:29:09.560
maker and that's gonna like fill whatever void you have, you know, it's never going to.

02:29:16.680 --> 02:29:19.320
And uh, Mr. Bambeck, they're in the problem, welcome. Thank you.

02:29:19.320 --> 02:29:21.320
Thank you.

02:29:21.320 --> 02:29:24.320
Why is that team on the list to get to level 20?

02:29:24.320 --> 02:29:26.320
Only top laners can get to level 20.

02:29:26.320 --> 02:29:28.320
That was the new thing they did this season.

02:29:28.320 --> 02:29:31.320
And uh, Sukarnath here, that's how I welcome you.

02:29:31.320 --> 02:29:33.320
Thank you.

02:29:35.320 --> 02:29:37.320
Have you changed yourself in the last 5 years?

02:29:37.320 --> 02:29:39.320
Hohohohohoho!

02:29:39.320 --> 02:29:47.320
Bro, the last 5 years, the last 6 months, the last 1 year, the last 2 years, constantly.

02:29:47.320 --> 02:29:49.320
Constantly bro

02:29:51.400 --> 02:29:53.560
All the time all the time

02:29:55.440 --> 02:30:02.000
You know and in big part that's cuz like you know I met Bora and I wanted to be a better a better man a better partner

02:30:02.000 --> 02:30:04.000
And all that for her as well, right?

02:30:04.000 --> 02:30:07.560
So that's where a lot of it comes from in terms like motivation

02:30:08.400 --> 02:30:10.400
Yeah, always always

02:30:10.400 --> 02:30:17.400
the world. I shot 30 session this morning, so maybe some time soon I was late. And a

02:30:22.800 --> 02:30:29.800
random guy came in the prom, welcome. Thank you. Never change yourself. Yo, okay listen,

02:30:29.800 --> 02:30:34.800
Never change yourself.

02:30:34.800 --> 02:30:39.120
Yo, okay listen, your name is Rengar the One.

02:30:39.120 --> 02:30:44.400
I can guarantee you that you spend 8 hours a day listening to hard tech remixes of songs

02:30:44.400 --> 02:30:52.800
while you go on Discord, unlike the BPD Sluts Discord server dude, trying to find your next

02:30:52.800 --> 02:30:55.040
talking stage that lasts a month.

02:30:55.040 --> 02:30:59.200
Like, trust me, listen, you're Rengar main, you play League of Legends, and this is your

02:30:59.200 --> 02:31:07.120
like world view trust me it's not worth it dude like never change yourself is a

02:31:07.120 --> 02:31:11.800
good mentality to have if it comes to changing yourself to fight it fit in but

02:31:11.800 --> 02:31:17.120
when it comes to changing yourself so that other people can like feel better

02:31:17.120 --> 02:31:22.000
around you because you're not doing things that actively harm them them then

02:31:22.000 --> 02:31:24.000
Yeah, you should 100% change yourself

02:31:35.500 --> 02:31:39.280
Giving us features made me sub summoner to what I think too. See ya buddy

02:31:52.000 --> 02:31:54.000
What was your peak elo?

02:31:54.000 --> 02:31:59.540
In North America, I think like 12...

02:31:59.540 --> 02:32:01.040
13-0?

02:32:01.040 --> 02:32:02.620
No, 1200 LP.

02:32:02.620 --> 02:32:05.320
Oh no, 1130.

02:32:05.320 --> 02:32:08.320
Europe, it was 1.3k.

02:32:08.320 --> 02:32:10.040
And then Korea was like 600.

02:32:10.040 --> 02:32:13.080
Back when 600 was like rank 30.

02:32:13.080 --> 02:32:14.480
Here's what's really in the season.

02:32:14.480 --> 02:32:22.600
What do you say you're addicted to League?

02:32:22.600 --> 02:32:24.760
Uhh, I mean kind of.

02:32:24.760 --> 02:32:28.160
It's like asking a serial killer if he's addicted to murdering people.

02:32:28.160 --> 02:32:29.160
You know what I mean?

02:32:29.160 --> 02:32:33.360
Like it's not like I sit there and it's not like I crave League and stuff like that, but

02:32:33.360 --> 02:32:38.320
it's like the feeling that winning a League game gives me does not make sense.

02:32:38.320 --> 02:32:41.320
Because there's nothing else in my life that I can be like really competitive in.

02:32:41.320 --> 02:32:42.960
You know what I'm talking about?

02:32:42.960 --> 02:32:49.960
I'm not really athletic, I mean like I work out, I'm not really like super athletic, I don't really enjoy playing sports at all.

02:33:01.960 --> 02:33:03.960
Devon in top of the bar, folk there.

02:33:05.960 --> 02:33:07.960
Alright, let's do this guys!

02:33:12.960 --> 02:33:19.660
Talk to bot folks here and get this shit going in crazy mode.

02:33:19.660 --> 02:33:22.660
Are you guys ready for it?

02:33:22.660 --> 02:33:23.980
Since when do you play League?

02:33:23.980 --> 02:33:27.940
Since I was like 12.

02:33:27.940 --> 02:33:29.940
so it's been about 12 years now.

02:33:43.340 --> 02:33:45.740
Competitively raised competitive kids.

02:33:46.440 --> 02:33:49.240
Yeah, but I think for me when it comes to having a kid one day,

02:33:49.940 --> 02:33:52.840
I'm not going to try to mold them into any kind of image of like,

02:33:52.840 --> 02:33:55.440
oh, I want this kid to be the best at this or this or this, you know.

02:33:56.540 --> 02:33:57.040
Yeah?

02:33:57.940 --> 02:33:58.940
Aw, fuck me.

02:34:27.940 --> 02:34:40.940
all guys gg amazon just fuck the full clear it's over

02:34:40.940 --> 02:34:43.660
uh... how do i save this game now

02:34:43.660 --> 02:34:46.220
fuck that's horrible

02:34:46.220 --> 02:34:51.780
so if i play for full clear i'm gonna be on a really delayed grom timer

02:34:51.780 --> 02:34:57.420
at least it's gonna get double crab

02:34:57.420 --> 02:34:59.920
So you know what I'm going to do?

02:34:59.920 --> 02:35:07.420
I have an idea, sure.

02:35:07.420 --> 02:35:10.740
So these full clears bot's atop, right?

02:35:10.740 --> 02:35:13.300
So I actually have an idea.

02:35:13.300 --> 02:35:18.780
Let's play for our red.

02:35:18.780 --> 02:35:25.780
and then let's suck on top crab

02:35:39.340 --> 02:35:41.340
what's up?

02:35:41.340 --> 02:35:45.340
where is it?

02:35:45.340 --> 02:35:46.340
Oh, it's on.

02:35:50.340 --> 02:35:51.340
And you know what I want?

02:35:52.340 --> 02:35:54.340
I want you to be the happiest wife on the planet.

02:35:54.340 --> 02:35:57.340
So you better fucking wear some of your dons right now.

02:36:15.340 --> 02:36:44.540
Alright, let's get on the block out now.

02:36:44.540 --> 02:36:51.380
Well husband, true. A good husband should be able to read all of his wife's micro-facial

02:36:51.380 --> 02:36:55.740
expressions so that he can automatically read her mind and know exactly what's going

02:36:55.740 --> 02:37:00.740
on. And if you can't do that then you're just not putting in enough effort.

02:37:14.540 --> 02:37:17.760
You're rushing shield bow over kraken. Yeah, I wanted to try it out

02:37:19.040 --> 02:37:22.240
Because one of my viewers that mains Viego and like diamond was saying to a

02:37:23.420 --> 02:37:27.440
He's asking me a few days ago. Why didn't rush shield bow and then I really thought about it

02:37:27.440 --> 02:37:29.440
I was like my white don't I actually

02:37:30.800 --> 02:37:34.520
Because if you're gonna go crit Viego anyways, then why would you build an item as your first time?

02:37:34.520 --> 02:37:38.180
I could do no credit, you know, it kind of like goes against where your intention is

02:37:38.180 --> 02:37:55.620
Super downflank on this.

02:37:55.620 --> 02:38:19.700
I'm just farming minutes as well as I'm going to do.

02:38:19.700 --> 02:38:21.700
let's do it like what the fuck else am I gonna do sure?

02:38:25.540 --> 02:38:29.700
okay y'all I'm gonna be honest I don't mind the pedophile dub sub music but it's like now it's a bit too much

02:38:39.220 --> 02:38:40.340
can we do a play for the crab pure?

02:38:44.180 --> 02:38:46.980
shibble skills are levels that's better purchased later

02:38:46.980 --> 02:38:49.780
Yeah, but then what the fuck else am I going to go ask my first item dude?

02:38:50.340 --> 02:38:52.980
You expect me to go like yantara?

02:38:52.980 --> 02:38:54.980
I don't think yantara is okay.

02:39:08.980 --> 02:39:10.980
Oh no.

02:39:16.980 --> 02:39:27.820
I'm a fucking retard.

02:39:27.820 --> 02:39:46.420
Oh my fucking god.

02:39:46.420 --> 02:40:03.540
That's actually fucking crazy like that's actually crazy dude

02:40:03.540 --> 02:40:10.540
happy now

02:40:21.940 --> 02:40:23.500
so it's how many you bought

02:40:23.500 --> 02:40:30.260
hunter x k-pop demon hunter socks at mcdonald's design

02:40:30.260 --> 02:40:33.980
how many were there

02:40:33.980 --> 02:40:37.040
how much did you spend

02:40:37.040 --> 02:40:40.780
no no like generally are

02:40:40.780 --> 02:40:47.540
they make you happy

02:40:47.540 --> 02:40:53.540
i don't even know what it is

02:40:53.540 --> 02:40:55.540
how do you get the right ones?

02:40:55.540 --> 02:40:57.540
hahahahha

02:40:57.540 --> 02:40:59.540
hahahahha

02:40:59.540 --> 02:41:01.540
this is...

02:41:01.540 --> 02:41:03.540
ohhh

02:41:05.540 --> 02:41:07.540
alright

02:41:15.540 --> 02:41:17.540
hahahahha

02:41:19.540 --> 02:41:22.540
alright, i was here in front of the uh... the carcassin after the carcassin where we sawed

02:41:23.540 --> 02:41:30.540
I would love to help this trip but I don't think I'm doing it

02:41:34.960 --> 02:41:41.960
You know maybe I'm the only one that can actually come to this fight here

02:41:53.540 --> 02:41:55.540
Oh god

02:42:07.060 --> 02:42:11.260
I mean I'm gonna be honest I thought that was gonna end way worse so I'm happy that it didn't

02:42:16.280 --> 02:42:18.640
What's with the joke that she's your sister?

02:42:18.640 --> 02:42:26.640
Yeah, the joke.

02:42:26.640 --> 02:42:33.640
Alright, anyways.

02:42:33.640 --> 02:42:38.640
Can you dodge the Q?

02:42:38.640 --> 02:42:43.640
Oh my god, man.

02:42:43.640 --> 02:42:47.640
Nice!

02:42:47.640 --> 02:42:53.640
now like fuck I'm fucking disabled

02:42:53.640 --> 02:42:55.640
must

02:43:16.920 --> 02:43:23.120
It's not a joke that she's your sister okay well listen I'll tell you guys the context a year ago

02:43:23.640 --> 02:43:28.280
my sixteen-year-old sister comes up to me and says that for her birthday she wants a ring

02:43:28.280 --> 02:43:30.720
three months later we're in a wedding venue

02:43:30.720 --> 02:43:32.480
saying our fucking vows like

02:43:32.480 --> 02:43:36.520
and now for some reason everyone has a fucking problem with it like fuck off dude

02:43:36.520 --> 02:43:43.520
let us live our life is still... you know what i mean?

02:43:43.520 --> 02:43:45.520
alright

02:43:48.880 --> 02:43:59.520
okay so now what we're going to do is we're going to see if we look on the top of our foe care

02:44:05.120 --> 02:44:11.520
uh i think we look on the raptors and the charges here we get though

02:44:13.520 --> 02:44:29.120
how did you get twitch partner yeah I don't know either to be honest it's kind of cool

02:44:29.120 --> 02:44:31.120
hello we did though

02:44:38.900 --> 02:44:40.900
wow i wanna figure out how to show profit here

02:44:56.740 --> 02:44:58.740
i mean i saw shot though

02:44:59.120 --> 02:45:01.120
I

02:45:17.520 --> 02:45:19.520
Like I'm in

02:45:22.200 --> 02:45:26.440
As long as we don't that it's out it's from there better. I don't know what the fuck yes, oh

02:45:29.120 --> 02:45:37.700
oh man I mean like on this reset the good news is I can actually start building

02:45:37.700 --> 02:45:40.540
towards this shetcher

02:45:43.540 --> 02:45:46.540
where'd she put my phone?

02:45:50.540 --> 02:45:52.540
arrives 518

02:45:54.540 --> 02:45:56.540
and I'm loving their name

02:45:56.540 --> 02:45:57.540
Thank you

02:46:02.540 --> 02:46:04.540
So buddy, did you guys both shield both first?

02:46:04.540 --> 02:46:07.540
Uh, but let me have three games on Diego this season so far

02:46:09.540 --> 02:46:12.540
I'm like, I've been trying it out and it feels pretty nice so

02:46:12.540 --> 02:46:14.540
I'm not against it

02:46:21.540 --> 02:46:22.540
Bring it award

02:46:26.540 --> 02:46:41.340
Yeah I think it's starting to open up an even guy from the top right now.

02:46:41.340 --> 02:46:45.260
The good news is that we have enough to engage from our support on top right now.

02:46:45.260 --> 02:46:48.060
I think we're gonna be okay.

02:46:48.060 --> 02:46:50.060
Shit.

02:46:50.060 --> 02:47:03.080
You might have to have the dragon which fucking sucks, but I think it's going to be a hell

02:47:03.080 --> 02:47:10.080
Now I would play them to be honest.

02:47:22.600 --> 02:47:29.600
And for the taxi, let me get first up. Thank you.

02:47:29.600 --> 02:47:32.600
And the pimple can have the front monsters back. Thank you.

02:47:40.600 --> 02:47:46.600
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I was telling my friends about the jungle fun monsters I saw when I was on the cannon. They were the issues with...

02:47:47.600 --> 02:47:55.600
I mean, like, I would say the biggest thing about it is that when it comes to, like, jungling...

02:47:55.600 --> 02:48:01.800
unironically smiting cannons helps you become a very good jungler and the

02:48:01.800 --> 02:48:06.400
reason why it actually helps you a fuck ton is because what ends up

02:48:06.400 --> 02:48:13.680
the reason why is because it gets you used to them and it gets used to

02:48:13.680 --> 02:48:17.840
them entirely that you have to like solo carry does that make sense because like

02:48:17.840 --> 02:48:22.440
jungling is all about like being able to like solo carry games by taking all the

02:48:22.440 --> 02:48:25.560
resources for yourself and the issue is that if you're gonna set their

02:48:25.560 --> 02:48:33.780
you're gonna be like for example like oh if you're gonna like let your team get

02:48:33.780 --> 02:48:38.760
the resources and you're gonna lose a lot of games that's like the bottom line

02:48:41.160 --> 02:48:44.680
well okay I think we could do sure so you could look for the tops of on them

02:48:44.680 --> 02:48:51.680
we should get

02:49:01.800 --> 02:49:08.800
and we just look on this and afterwards we look for the rest of the uh... ball side after all is

02:49:14.680 --> 02:49:16.680
Nice.

02:49:16.680 --> 02:49:21.680
That's a V-roy.

02:49:21.680 --> 02:49:35.680
I mean, Geronim is like a support item there.

02:49:35.680 --> 02:49:38.680
He's like, you bought a support item that makes it so that the first time he takes damage,

02:49:38.680 --> 02:49:40.680
he takes reduced damage.

02:49:40.680 --> 02:49:42.680
No flash.

02:49:42.680 --> 02:49:44.680
I

02:49:52.240 --> 02:49:54.680
Wow nice

02:50:12.680 --> 02:50:17.920
I mean, honestly, we still got the infantry, that's just good.

02:50:17.920 --> 02:50:19.600
Should we play some more Viego?

02:50:19.600 --> 02:50:23.440
Dude, be honest, my Viego is fucking clean now.

02:50:23.440 --> 02:50:25.360
And Leroy, they're so welcome.

02:50:25.360 --> 02:50:26.360
Thank you.

02:50:26.360 --> 02:50:30.680
Like, it actually is clean as fuck, isn't it?

02:50:30.680 --> 02:50:32.720
I swear it goes fucking crazy.

02:50:32.720 --> 02:50:38.720
This game is looking hard though.

02:50:38.720 --> 02:50:48.720
Nah, this game is looking hard.

02:50:48.720 --> 02:50:50.720
Fuck.

02:50:50.720 --> 02:51:05.000
I mean is that fire touch gives him vision of me oh guys I don't know this game is

02:51:05.000 --> 02:51:08.640
gonna be hard as fuck for us to win like a barn is disabled in our top and got

02:51:08.640 --> 02:51:23.960
outspilled I think I think I'm literally a fucking fugitive bro I'm a refugee in

02:51:23.960 --> 02:51:27.000
the enemy team is jungle right now

02:51:31.240 --> 02:51:35.160
seriously can you fuck off

02:51:38.640 --> 02:51:56.640
So I'm worried about Chura's all-diamond team just got searchied for free, because if

02:51:56.640 --> 02:52:03.640
if they get that, then they play for a select argument, might as well just be able to.

02:52:03.640 --> 02:52:10.640
Oh, fuck.

02:52:10.640 --> 02:52:23.640
Maybe we can actually just play on the top side of the air gun.

02:52:23.640 --> 02:52:24.640
Okay.

02:52:24.640 --> 02:52:27.640
We can actually just put on the topside clear then, okay.

02:52:42.640 --> 02:52:43.640
Somebody.

02:52:43.640 --> 02:52:44.640
Here you go champ.

02:52:47.640 --> 02:52:51.640
Oh shit, wait, VD, Theron's having a pretty sharp. Thank you, realm.

02:52:54.640 --> 02:52:57.640
I'm just wondering what we should do right now though.

02:52:57.640 --> 02:53:00.640
Yeah, I'll try to give you a win for that, okay buddy?

02:53:00.640 --> 02:53:04.640
Might be a bit fucking hard, and by a bit hard I mean like extremely hard, but we'll see what we can do.

02:53:09.640 --> 02:53:13.640
We genuinely just need to start grouping, like there's no way around that anymore.

02:53:18.640 --> 02:53:21.640
Is that... I think he ulted.

02:53:24.640 --> 02:53:45.880
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I'm trying to play my heart out this game but I'm like

02:53:45.880 --> 02:53:52.440
it's enough I'm like I wish I wish it was I don't think it is so

02:53:57.360 --> 02:54:07.640
it's kind of important on folk caring depends depends like normally if you

02:54:07.640 --> 02:54:12.680
can choose between one camp or one crab then getting the campus better

02:54:15.880 --> 02:54:25.880
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.

02:54:25.880 --> 02:54:35.880
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.

02:54:35.880 --> 02:54:45.880
please keep heading in please keep heading in

02:54:45.880 --> 02:55:02.880
that's just so fun

02:55:02.880 --> 02:55:10.200
Oh dude, like really?

02:55:10.200 --> 02:55:13.480
We lost a fight with numbers advantage.

02:55:13.480 --> 02:55:14.480
How?

02:55:14.480 --> 02:55:31.520
I mean I have my LDR now so that might make a bit of a difference but...

02:55:31.520 --> 02:55:34.020
Smolder get stacks when you get him and you says,

02:55:34.020 --> 02:55:35.020
Can you? No, no, no.

02:55:41.020 --> 02:55:45.020
Play ARSS off instead of hard, it's been buff this patch.

02:55:47.520 --> 02:55:50.020
Are you even talking about League?!

02:55:50.020 --> 02:55:52.020
The fuck does that even mean?

02:55:58.520 --> 02:56:00.020
The fuck is ours?

02:56:00.020 --> 02:56:07.020
What the fuck is R?

02:56:11.020 --> 02:56:18.020
I rang around and followed you.

02:56:18.020 --> 02:56:23.020
This is horrible.

02:56:23.020 --> 02:56:29.020
I mean...

02:56:29.020 --> 02:56:31.020
Oh

02:56:44.700 --> 02:56:51.380
I mean it's a loss though, what do you guys think guys? Yes, you know, is it a hundred percent loss we're thinking

02:57:29.020 --> 02:57:36.020
like there's an ironically nothing I can even do

02:57:59.020 --> 02:58:00.020
Come on.

02:58:02.020 --> 02:58:04.020
Oh, no, it's fucking over.

02:58:15.020 --> 02:58:16.020
I mean, like...

02:58:17.020 --> 02:58:18.020
I don't know.

02:58:19.020 --> 02:58:20.020
You know what I mean?

02:58:20.020 --> 02:58:23.020
Never back down, never once.

02:58:23.020 --> 02:58:26.020
Never think you can win when you have fucking two players on your team.

02:58:26.020 --> 02:58:31.980
I could that could genuinely pass repeal lockdowns. That's you should never do but I mean it's fine like listen

02:58:31.980 --> 02:58:33.980
We saw how'd like a good job winning that one

02:58:34.740 --> 02:58:39.180
Like our balling was legitimately what 30 20 fucking 15 to 20 deaths

02:58:42.780 --> 02:58:44.780
Like that's actually insane

02:58:48.220 --> 02:58:50.220
I don't know

02:58:50.220 --> 02:58:56.220
when are we gonna watch him on game? probably like later

02:58:56.220 --> 02:59:03.220
probably be later

02:59:03.220 --> 02:59:13.220
their reactor is subman so no he can't

02:59:13.220 --> 02:59:18.220
well we only have like a few weeks to hit challenger before jingxi beats the fuck out of us

02:59:18.220 --> 02:59:22.220
We can all be fucking on the reacts right now when we're losing.

02:59:25.220 --> 02:59:27.220
You know what I mean?

02:59:30.220 --> 02:59:32.220
Save just what it is.

02:59:41.220 --> 02:59:44.220
Alright. Well, on the bright side, obviously you gotta hack from this game.

02:59:44.220 --> 02:59:48.220
Can you play Rengar jungle? Yeah, I'd really rather not.

02:59:54.220 --> 02:59:57.220
Oh wait, fuck, when is some McDonald's arriving?

02:59:58.220 --> 03:00:00.220
Oh, like 10 minutes ago.

03:00:01.220 --> 03:00:05.220
Will you buy Wukong? I think it's good, but it's only like 1v9.

03:00:10.220 --> 03:00:13.220
Is it Ragnar? Thank you very much.

03:00:14.220 --> 03:00:18.500
Any words to get my friend on his ass to get back on Hekrem and Q with me?

03:00:20.500 --> 03:00:27.140
But you can always sit there and fucking carry your fucking bastard friend, so I'd rather do random bullshit, you know what I mean?

03:00:29.420 --> 03:00:31.420
It's like you can all be doing that

03:00:37.140 --> 03:00:40.460
Did you see Kongra Hekrem and Voltaic? That sounds into

03:00:41.300 --> 03:00:43.540
Black Cleaver hunger rush, any thoughts on it?

03:00:44.220 --> 03:00:46.220
I don't like Conqueror in general.

03:00:46.220 --> 03:00:49.220
Like in general, I just think Conqueror is a pretty bad broom.

03:00:49.220 --> 03:00:51.220
Unless you give Hecarim some kind of like,

03:00:51.220 --> 03:00:53.220
Ketchane, Ketchane and Jammar can do it.

03:01:00.220 --> 03:01:02.220
One trick lets go.

03:01:02.220 --> 03:01:03.220
It's good Wolfie.

03:01:04.220 --> 03:01:06.220
Are you even playing with Jhinx today?

03:01:06.220 --> 03:01:07.220
I think so.

03:01:08.220 --> 03:01:12.220
He's going solo to champion, then it's League of Legends, Bronze, Push.

03:01:12.220 --> 03:01:17.220
Has he been playing off-scheme at all recently? Let me look.

03:01:28.220 --> 03:01:31.220
Nope, so this is gonna be his first game in two days.

03:01:31.220 --> 03:01:34.220
His work is lowkey fucking clean, though.

03:01:37.220 --> 03:01:39.220
Alright, let's do this.

03:01:42.220 --> 03:01:48.380
I'm gonna be real though. I think our team comp is way better than theirs

03:01:52.180 --> 03:01:54.180
Dude

03:01:54.300 --> 03:01:57.820
What the fuck are you typing?

03:02:00.660 --> 03:02:02.660
What the fuck is

03:02:12.220 --> 03:02:19.220
I'm on an 11 game, should I hang myself?

03:02:19.220 --> 03:02:23.220
Eh, give it one more game.

03:02:23.220 --> 03:02:26.220
Maybe if it gets to 12, then you can consider it though.

03:02:26.220 --> 03:02:28.220
At 12, that's when it becomes pretty fucked.

03:02:28.220 --> 03:02:37.220
11, then it could still be salvageable.

03:02:37.220 --> 03:02:44.220
you

03:02:44.520 --> 03:02:46.660
okay guys you need focus up so you can

03:02:46.660 --> 03:02:53.660
try to fucking lose into it, it's one loss, one loss for me.

03:03:01.820 --> 03:03:06.580
come on dude

03:03:06.580 --> 03:03:08.980
That's the reason why I won my buff level 1 by the way.

03:03:09.820 --> 03:03:13.340
You guys remember when that one guy asked me why do you ward your opposite buff level 1 every game?

03:03:13.340 --> 03:03:14.140
This is why.

03:03:16.640 --> 03:03:20.320
So when cocksucker motherfuckers do dumb bullshit like that, I can always fight back up.

03:03:20.320 --> 03:03:27.320
and

03:03:33.520 --> 03:03:38.720
I'll so come out shoving and back to shoving and

03:03:38.720 --> 03:03:42.600
so realistically if they have a word on you it should be I get caught up by mid and top

03:03:42.600 --> 03:03:43.720
and I lose the game

03:03:43.720 --> 03:03:45.600
that's how it should be

03:04:15.600 --> 03:04:32.840
like I'm gonna be honest I don't really have any other play to make besides the

03:04:32.840 --> 03:04:37.600
right there like the Camille unironically left lane for like half an

03:04:37.600 --> 03:04:40.040
hour so it's like if I walk through here I would have died if I walk through

03:04:40.040 --> 03:04:42.840
there I would have died like no matter where I go then just fucking dead

03:04:42.840 --> 03:04:44.840
because uh

03:05:12.840 --> 03:05:16.840
Please, just kill them all smaller. Please, please, please.

03:05:16.840 --> 03:05:22.840
Okay. Not the worst, not the worst, not the worst.

03:05:22.840 --> 03:05:27.840
We're gonna have to figure out how we, like, pick up the McDonald's order.

03:05:27.840 --> 03:05:30.840
Oh, nice, still forming this way. Okay, we're safe then.

03:05:35.840 --> 03:05:37.840
What does renekton's in-game name mean?

03:05:37.840 --> 03:05:40.840
You know what it means, dumb fuck.

03:05:42.840 --> 03:05:58.420
Alright, see you in New Sheldon.

03:05:58.420 --> 03:06:02.700
I don't think there's any way that we could actually like, fight Topcher.

03:06:02.700 --> 03:06:10.460
Wow, wow fucking fight dude.

03:06:10.460 --> 03:06:14.460
I think I'm best bionoss, you just put on the wrappers and after wrappers I'll just put a bot side on them once you get them.

03:06:40.460 --> 03:06:48.460
low keyboard could actually be the angle here so you just go gomp and then after round you

03:06:48.460 --> 03:06:49.460
play on the dragon.

03:06:49.460 --> 03:07:03.140
that was another petame

03:07:03.140 --> 03:07:12.580
you guys see there's anyway we can test it on this

03:07:12.580 --> 03:07:15.700
our movener has first move and our bolliedose too

03:07:15.700 --> 03:07:17.700
i think even if we would we would still kill

03:07:17.700 --> 03:07:23.300
I'm honestly hoping he does contest cuz if he does it could be like yeah, yeah, this is it

03:07:32.460 --> 03:07:38.260
It's definitely looking like a reset angle show them I walk through mid I could party I'm a dying

03:07:40.500 --> 03:07:42.500
So reset we get this

03:07:42.500 --> 03:07:49.700
I knew she had a Washington place, might in Rainbow Six, I know it's not the same, but

03:07:49.700 --> 03:07:54.180
hi guys, it's a Gavin, listen, soon you're gonna have League of Legends, so I'm talking

03:07:54.180 --> 03:07:55.180
to you.

03:07:55.180 --> 03:07:57.180
I think it's only two minutes, right?

03:07:57.180 --> 03:07:59.180
Yeah, it's not the best.

03:07:59.180 --> 03:08:04.180
Get ready to add those games to the list.

03:08:04.180 --> 03:08:05.180
Nice!

03:08:05.180 --> 03:08:06.180
Good.

03:08:06.180 --> 03:08:08.180
Niiiice! Good.

03:08:15.960 --> 03:08:18.960
What's his username so I can search up his match history?

03:08:18.960 --> 03:08:19.960
There we go.

03:08:24.520 --> 03:08:28.520
If you do X to Meshmark, OPGG though, it also gives you like a link.

03:08:36.180 --> 03:08:42.200
Okay, so I think our best angle right now is going to play for this, but guys, there's

03:08:42.200 --> 03:08:43.760
bad news.

03:08:43.760 --> 03:08:48.240
The McDonald's is arriving in one minute, so now the question is, will we be able to

03:08:48.240 --> 03:08:50.200
optimize our clear in a way?

03:08:50.200 --> 03:08:53.280
Oh, fuck, it might be right outside, actually.

03:08:53.280 --> 03:08:55.920
Oh, fuck.

03:08:55.920 --> 03:08:59.360
The car's battling down the fucking street as we speak.

03:08:59.360 --> 03:09:00.360
Fuck.

03:09:00.360 --> 03:09:02.560
Okay, so wait.

03:09:02.560 --> 03:09:04.560
With the grub time on 35 seconds...

03:09:04.560 --> 03:09:10.940
Okay, let me try factoring in the uber driver park putting his car in part getting out of the car grabbing the bag

03:09:11.200 --> 03:09:18.260
That's probably about what like 45 seconds. Okay, so we just arrived now and he does all that then I should be able to get a reset off

03:09:20.080 --> 03:09:24.080
I should be able to get a reset off and then we should be at our carry give me a second guys one second

03:09:24.080 --> 03:09:26.080
We're gonna have to go fucking crazier

03:09:34.560 --> 03:09:38.560
The night feels like the fall

03:09:39.560 --> 03:09:43.560
Staying undreamed inside my bed

03:09:44.060 --> 03:09:48.560
Please carry me, carry me, carry me home

03:09:49.060 --> 03:09:52.560
I've spend all of the love I save

03:09:53.060 --> 03:09:55.560
We were always using names

03:09:55.560 --> 03:09:58.560
Smalls come by and a gold I play

03:09:59.060 --> 03:10:02.560
Forgetting to lose in game

03:10:04.560 --> 03:10:20.920
Alright, we're getting out-

03:10:20.920 --> 03:10:26.240
How do I understand calculus 2 in one setting?

03:10:26.240 --> 03:10:27.640
I have an exam tomorrow.

03:10:27.640 --> 03:10:33.840
Wait, do you guys want to hear the calculus story from my college days?

03:10:33.840 --> 03:10:38.840
I'll tell some of this shit, okay?

03:10:38.840 --> 03:10:40.840
Thanks.

03:10:40.840 --> 03:10:47.840
So back in college, in my first semester...

03:10:47.840 --> 03:10:52.840
Thank you. What the fuck?

03:10:52.840 --> 03:10:54.840
So back in college in my first semester,

03:10:54.840 --> 03:10:59.840
I was in a health science program, right?

03:10:59.840 --> 03:11:05.760
So three of my classes were chemistry, physics,

03:11:05.760 --> 03:11:08.720
and calculus.

03:11:08.720 --> 03:11:13.440
So at one point, we do our first-ever calculus test.

03:11:13.440 --> 03:11:16.280
I get a 50%.

03:11:16.280 --> 03:11:18.360
So I was like, you know what?

03:11:18.360 --> 03:11:21.760
I've been showing up to every class and studying,

03:11:21.760 --> 03:11:23.400
and I got a 50.

03:11:23.400 --> 03:11:29.400
So what if I tried not showing up to class and just studying?

03:11:29.400 --> 03:11:39.040
So the next test rolls around, I get a 35.

03:11:39.040 --> 03:11:41.520
So then I was like, fuck.

03:11:41.520 --> 03:11:44.600
OK, so showing up to class doesn't work.

03:11:44.600 --> 03:11:46.040
Studying doesn't work.

03:11:46.040 --> 03:11:48.000
Let me try something else.

03:11:48.000 --> 03:11:51.720
So the day before the next test, I just

03:11:51.720 --> 03:11:54.200
tried cramming all the info in one night

03:11:54.200 --> 03:11:58.320
because I thought that if I autistically like,

03:11:58.320 --> 03:11:59.240
I thought if I just like,

03:11:59.240 --> 03:12:01.420
autistically tried cramming it all the day before

03:12:01.420 --> 03:12:02.840
that it would work, right?

03:12:02.840 --> 03:12:06.840
So I get to school the next day, I get a 15%.

03:12:06.840 --> 03:12:08.400
And I was like, fuck.

03:12:08.400 --> 03:12:12.040
But the thing is that my class was still passable, right?

03:12:12.040 --> 03:12:13.760
Because the way it works in Quebec is that

03:12:13.760 --> 03:12:16.520
if you get a really good grade on your final,

03:12:16.520 --> 03:12:20.160
they count your final for 80% and all your tests for 20.

03:12:20.160 --> 03:12:24.240
So I was like, okay, if I can just get an 80 on my final,

03:12:24.240 --> 03:12:27.720
I could unironically still pass calculus, right?

03:12:27.720 --> 03:12:32.120
So what happens is that I'm like, all right, let's do it, OK?

03:12:32.120 --> 03:12:41.840
So I go and I study for three days before my final, OK?

03:12:41.840 --> 03:12:45.920
And at one point, I get to the last section

03:12:45.920 --> 03:12:51.480
of the study material, which was problem solving.

03:12:51.480 --> 03:12:57.080
But I was like, dude, problem solving takes literally so long.

03:12:57.080 --> 03:13:02.240
What if I just skip problem solving and I just learn everything else?

03:13:04.760 --> 03:13:08.540
So I didn't put any time investment into learning how to problem solve with calculus.

03:13:09.880 --> 03:13:14.640
Final rolls around, my teacher comes up to me, puts my test on my desk and says,

03:13:15.080 --> 03:13:17.600
Don, test, I'm honestly surprised you even showed up.

03:13:18.440 --> 03:13:20.240
I was like, all right, that's not a good sign.

03:13:20.240 --> 03:13:24.960
I said, so I pick up my pencil, right at right down my name.

03:13:24.960 --> 03:13:29.840
And that's all I wrote down for the entire fucking test because the test was

03:13:29.840 --> 03:13:35.040
legitimately 95% problem solving. So I'm there, I know it's gonna be a fucking

03:13:35.040 --> 03:13:39.640
train wreck disaster and I'm like alright but it's fine like maybe I'll get all

03:13:39.640 --> 03:13:44.720
the other questions right and we can solve it just somehow. I get my final

03:13:44.720 --> 03:13:52.440
grades back a few days later and I got a 2% on my calculus final. But the

03:13:52.440 --> 03:13:56.720
The problem was that my mom was under the impression that I was like this great student,

03:13:56.720 --> 03:14:01.920
so I started lying to my parents and I was like, mom, dad, like, I'm gonna be honest,

03:14:01.920 --> 03:14:07.960
like, I got 90s and I was doing really well in all my classes this semester, but the thing

03:14:07.960 --> 03:14:12.560
is that I just feel like going into a different program like business, because I don't feel

03:14:12.560 --> 03:14:14.480
like health is for me.

03:14:14.480 --> 03:14:18.760
In reality, I failed everything in one of my core classes, because after I failed calculus,

03:14:18.760 --> 03:14:22.320
I said, fuck, it might as well fail everything else who even cares anymore.

03:14:22.320 --> 03:14:26.640
So then I didn't even try to study for any of my other finals, and I got put on academic

03:14:26.640 --> 03:14:31.840
probation, which means that if I would have failed another like more than half of my core

03:14:31.840 --> 03:14:36.600
classes in the following semester, I would have been sent to night school.

03:14:36.600 --> 03:14:40.360
But then COVID happened and I started shaming so it all fucking worked out.

03:14:40.360 --> 03:14:46.680
Did you have a study group?

03:14:46.680 --> 03:14:47.680
No.

03:14:47.680 --> 03:14:54.680
I'm like a lone wolf bro, I learn better on my own.

03:15:04.000 --> 03:15:11.000
Alright, so that's what we do.

03:15:17.680 --> 03:15:19.680
I'm gonna be honest, I'm worried about the cane, but...

03:15:20.560 --> 03:15:22.560
Like, if we don't die to the cane here, I think it's fine.

03:15:24.300 --> 03:15:26.300
He's going fully Fowardian, we have a...

03:15:28.060 --> 03:15:29.060
...a TF back in the Ultim.

03:15:36.060 --> 03:15:36.560
Really?

03:15:38.220 --> 03:15:38.880
Are you happy?

03:15:40.480 --> 03:15:40.980
Yeah.

03:15:41.220 --> 03:15:41.720
Nice.

03:15:42.300 --> 03:15:43.420
How can we off that drink here?

03:15:43.980 --> 03:15:44.980
I love drinking it.

03:15:45.560 --> 03:15:47.560
But like, I wanted to try it. Try it.

03:15:47.680 --> 03:15:52.680
Oh yeah, because you're migraines, right?

03:15:52.680 --> 03:15:58.680
Yeah, I know what you mean.

03:15:58.680 --> 03:16:03.680
Yeah, I guess with her, she has like these chronic migraines, so I thought she was a

03:16:03.680 --> 03:16:04.680
lot of Jane Caffeine.

03:16:04.680 --> 03:16:09.680
Alright, that's it.

03:16:09.680 --> 03:16:11.680
What C-Jump did you go to?

03:16:11.680 --> 03:16:12.680
I went to Banyan.

03:16:12.680 --> 03:16:26.840
Do you guys want to hear a story that I heard from a friend of mine about how cringe and

03:16:26.840 --> 03:16:30.120
disgusting some college students are?

03:16:30.120 --> 03:16:35.200
So in Quebec we have this one private college that's called Marionopolis, right?

03:16:35.200 --> 03:16:41.520
And at Marionopolis, everyone there is like a super triad, right?

03:16:41.520 --> 03:16:46.240
And the thing is that when you get graded in Quebec I'm not sure if it's the same elsewhere,

03:16:46.240 --> 03:16:50.680
but there's this thing called the R score, and your R score, think of it like a GPA,

03:16:50.680 --> 03:16:54.340
and it scales with how good or bad your class does.

03:16:54.340 --> 03:17:00.120
So what one guy at Marineopolis did is his friend asked him to like take notes for him,

03:17:00.120 --> 03:17:03.760
because he was like, oh I won't be in class that day, can you please take notes for me?

03:17:03.760 --> 03:17:08.120
So the guy literally took fake notes with all the wrong information, so that his friend

03:17:08.120 --> 03:17:15.120
would fail every single test and fail his final to improve his R score.

03:17:15.120 --> 03:17:34.120
I don't know, some of them are so fucking cringe.

03:17:34.120 --> 03:17:37.120
Tell us another college story.

03:17:37.120 --> 03:17:39.120
Uhhhhhhhhhhh

03:17:39.120 --> 03:17:43.120
Ooh! The first time I was supposed to go out on a date. That's a fun one.

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So what happened was that I've always been like an autistic shudder, right?

03:17:47.120 --> 03:17:55.120
And never went on dates, never like, really talked to anyone, never held hands with anyone or anything like that, right?

03:17:55.120 --> 03:17:57.120
So not one point.

03:17:57.120 --> 03:17:59.120
First year of college.

03:18:01.120 --> 03:18:05.120
For the first time ever, a guy that I knew from high school came up to me, and he's like,

03:18:05.120 --> 03:18:10.800
and he's like yo you see that girl over there and I was like yeah and he's like she told me that

03:18:10.800 --> 03:18:15.840
she thinks you're cute you should follow her and ask her out right because every day I would just

03:18:15.840 --> 03:18:21.280
go to the library and listen to a hardstyle song so that's my uh my stream playlist you know so I

03:18:21.280 --> 03:18:27.840
was like okay whatever like I would give it a try so I end up like uh following her we talked a

03:18:27.840 --> 03:18:32.080
little bit whatever and then I'm like oh how about we meet in the library one day for like a date

03:18:32.080 --> 03:18:39.840
right so what ends up happening what ends up happening is that she's like okay sure

03:18:40.720 --> 03:18:46.480
so the day of the date rolls around uh and i messaged her like okay i'm gonna be done by a

03:18:46.480 --> 03:18:52.400
crunch class of like 10 30 and i'll wait for you in the library right so 10 30 rolls around

03:18:52.400 --> 03:18:57.680
i messaged her i'm like all right i'm here she's like oh i'll be there soon 11 o'clock hits i'm

03:18:57.680 --> 03:19:00.680
I'm like yo, where are you? She's like, oh, sorry, I'll be there soon

03:19:13.520 --> 03:19:15.520
So then afterwards

03:19:16.520 --> 03:19:20.560
It's like 11, and she's like I'll be there soon. So then I'm like, okay

03:19:20.960 --> 03:19:25.440
1130 rolls around she's like I'll be there soon. I'm like, alright. This is like a joke, right?

03:19:27.680 --> 03:19:34.680
So then fucking 12 o'clock rolls around and I messaged her like, hey listen,

03:19:34.680 --> 03:19:39.180
I'm gonna like leave the library soon and go home because of this one, like, you're not here.

03:19:39.180 --> 03:19:42.180
And I'm not gonna like waste any more of my time, you know?

03:19:42.180 --> 03:19:46.180
So she was like, yeah, don't worry, I'll be there in like the next half hour.

03:19:46.180 --> 03:19:48.180
So she doesn't show up.

03:19:48.180 --> 03:19:50.180
So I'm like, all right, fuck it, I'm just gonna leave.

03:19:50.180 --> 03:19:53.680
And then as I'm leaving the library, because I was sitting by the computer store,

03:19:53.680 --> 03:19:56.180
which was like over at the end of the hall,

03:19:56.180 --> 03:20:06.680
As I'm like walking out, I see her sitting there with like a group of her friends, and they were all like just like looking at Maffi and I was like, I fucking sacked it.

03:20:06.680 --> 03:20:09.180
So, this one.

03:20:14.680 --> 03:20:16.180
That was a fun one.

03:20:16.180 --> 03:20:25.180
Another funny story though is at one point, I met this one girl, and we went on this like date.

03:20:25.180 --> 03:20:29.180
I think it was like one of my first days ever, if I'm not mistaken, and it went really well, right?

03:20:29.180 --> 03:20:32.680
So then, a week later, she hit stream back up and she's like,

03:20:32.680 --> 03:20:35.180
Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to do something for Valentine's Day.

03:20:35.180 --> 03:20:40.680
So then I tell her, I'm like, no, I'm not gonna do anything for Valentine's Day, I'm streaming that day.

03:20:40.680 --> 03:20:44.680
And then she's like, okay, well, what do you mean you're streaming? Like, it's Valentine's.

03:20:44.680 --> 03:20:49.180
And I was like, yeah, but I'm streaming and I'm like, I was like that on Twitch for a few days

03:20:49.180 --> 03:20:55.740
and I'm like streaming because I promise my community of like 5 years all the time that

03:20:55.740 --> 03:20:59.740
I would stream.

03:20:59.740 --> 03:21:07.100
So she spends like an hour sitting there trying to convince me to like go on Valentine's Day

03:21:07.100 --> 03:21:10.340
with her and I was just like no I'm streaming right?

03:21:10.340 --> 03:21:16.340
So then she says nothing, Valentine's Day rolls around, I don't get her anything I don't

03:21:16.340 --> 03:21:22.020
like message or anything like that and then as I'm going live on Twitch I send

03:21:22.020 --> 03:21:30.780
everybody on my Snapchat a snap of like me. I was like, how do you go live? Pull up Twitch.tv

03:21:30.780 --> 03:21:35.780
so I can show it now and I included her in the people I sent it to obviously because I was like

03:21:35.780 --> 03:21:44.300
yeah whatever right. I don't think she liked that because afterwards she left it on red and then

03:21:44.300 --> 03:21:48.700
the next day I messaged you I'm like yo did you have any plans for today and then she

03:21:48.700 --> 03:21:53.540
doesn't respond to me for like legitimately I think 18 hours and then hits you the sorry

03:21:53.540 --> 03:22:02.860
was busy so yeah cool it was fucking worth dude every single experience led me to being

03:22:02.860 --> 03:22:09.860
where i'm at nowadays so everything was worth

03:22:26.860 --> 03:22:28.940
i'd really really really like to have on this

03:22:28.940 --> 03:22:31.780
the one thing that i'm worried about about this game though is that the

03:22:31.780 --> 03:22:33.780
kena is just so fucking thug

03:22:35.220 --> 03:22:37.720
like if he gets edge of knight it's very very very rough for us

03:22:47.880 --> 03:22:48.880
we're gonna be okay though

03:22:55.580 --> 03:22:56.940
interesting

03:22:58.580 --> 03:23:00.580
you have a baby what if I told you it's worth it

03:23:00.580 --> 03:23:10.580
Cause me curving that one Valentine's Day date, when I was like 18 made it so that you were the first Valentine's Day that I ever had.

03:23:10.580 --> 03:23:11.580
Think about it.

03:23:12.580 --> 03:23:15.580
It's like just think about it for a second.

03:23:16.580 --> 03:23:19.580
My first and only and last.

03:23:27.580 --> 03:23:29.580
Wanna kill us?

03:23:30.580 --> 03:23:38.620
wow I'm gonna be honest to the amount of fucking damage I got does this on you I

03:23:38.620 --> 03:23:43.060
don't know how I'm ever supposed to anything I'm some

03:23:43.060 --> 03:23:48.060
Naisu, you guys are the motherfuckin' best hacker in the world!

03:24:02.060 --> 03:24:05.060
Show us your nose, I want to see your snot!

03:24:08.060 --> 03:24:10.060
Well that's a pretty normal across.

03:24:10.060 --> 03:24:18.300
Oh, so you need to check others first, you can just wait without getting with other girls.

03:24:18.300 --> 03:24:26.500
Interesting divorce.

03:24:26.500 --> 03:24:28.860
Maybe of course I had to wait.

03:24:28.860 --> 03:24:33.660
You're literally not only my little sister but you're 10 years younger than me.

03:24:33.660 --> 03:24:34.660
Endgame.

03:24:34.660 --> 03:24:37.660
Ah, I'm kidding.

03:24:37.660 --> 03:24:39.660
Ah wow, that was pretty dark.

03:24:41.980 --> 03:24:45.580
Oh is there- no we're fucked. This game is fucking over.

03:24:46.860 --> 03:24:48.860
OHHHHHH! Wait maybe not.

03:24:55.340 --> 03:25:00.860
Nice, good. I wonder if there's anywhere- no it's- it's on like- I don't fucking know.

03:25:07.660 --> 03:25:18.660
I don't know if I'm getting married tomorrow. Any advice? Anything I need to remember?

03:25:18.660 --> 03:25:34.660
Best advice I could give you for like the day of your marriage is don't give a fuck about what happens with your guests. Genuinely.

03:25:34.660 --> 03:25:39.060
enjoy your day enjoy the moment if anyone has problems don't think of

03:25:39.060 --> 03:25:43.620
yourself as the organizer you're not you're the groom and she's the wife you

03:25:43.620 --> 03:25:49.660
know cuz like it's really easy to get caught up in like oh this needs to be

03:25:49.660 --> 03:25:53.380
fixed I need to be fixed and all that but just delegate that responsibility to

03:25:53.380 --> 03:25:56.780
someone else and then if there's any issue all right they're gonna deal with

03:25:56.780 --> 03:25:58.980
it

03:26:04.660 --> 03:26:11.660
I think we just pay for the rest at clear on this and then look towards mid.

03:26:34.660 --> 03:26:42.320
It's cool seeing how you and Jynxie feed each other a lot of content energy, it's like a

03:26:42.320 --> 03:26:43.320
crazy double suck.

03:26:43.320 --> 03:26:44.320
No, I'm telling you.

03:26:44.320 --> 03:26:45.320
They, those were like seven years ago.

03:26:45.320 --> 03:26:46.320
I didn't even know you-

03:26:46.320 --> 03:26:47.320
Did you have a boyfriend back then?

03:26:47.320 --> 03:26:48.320
No.

03:26:48.320 --> 03:26:49.320
Okay.

03:26:49.320 --> 03:26:51.320
Those were like 7 years ago.

03:26:51.320 --> 03:26:53.320
I didn't even know you-

03:26:53.320 --> 03:26:55.320
You were still alive, you mean?

03:26:55.320 --> 03:26:57.320
Exactly. I was alive as well.

03:26:57.320 --> 03:26:59.320
Did you have a boyfriend back then?!

03:26:59.320 --> 03:27:01.320
No.

03:27:01.320 --> 03:27:03.320
No?

03:27:03.320 --> 03:27:05.320
Okay.

03:27:05.320 --> 03:27:07.320
No?

03:27:07.320 --> 03:27:09.320
Fight me, bitch.

03:27:09.320 --> 03:27:13.320
I would fight you. You just got two new cool-fucking-goddammit.

03:27:13.320 --> 03:27:17.320
The sauce is purple. I don't want to eat it.

03:27:17.320 --> 03:27:23.320
What's the flavor? Is it hot? Okay, I'll try later.

03:27:23.320 --> 03:27:30.320
Baby, what if it's of K-pop Demon Hunters or is K-pop Seaman Hunters?

03:27:30.320 --> 03:27:43.320
What if instead of my husband, you would start not talking and just calling yourself by all the time I call your name, you still could change?

03:27:43.320 --> 03:27:48.320
I dished Washa, there's some dirty dishes that need taken care of.

03:27:48.320 --> 03:27:58.320
I'm going to be honest, this is Canyon's face.

03:27:58.320 --> 03:28:05.320
Why don't you have any Chana pointer redeems, because I want to do them anyways.

03:28:05.320 --> 03:28:08.320
So instead of getting your hopes up, I'm just giving you like a realistic

03:28:16.240 --> 03:28:18.240
It's like

03:28:18.240 --> 03:28:25.240
Okay, like me having no channel point of redeems is like you have a guy that's all like tinder and he's talking to a girl and

03:28:25.240 --> 03:28:29.820
And she's like oh show me your dick. I want to see it and then he's like no you don't it's really small

03:28:29.820 --> 03:28:34.920
And then she's like no no no like trust me like please just like let me see it and he's like

03:28:35.320 --> 03:28:40.080
Now, like, you're just gonna get really embarrassed. It stinks and it's extremely hairy.

03:28:40.080 --> 03:28:46.960
And then it's like, you know what I mean? It's like, dude, trust me, it's like I'm not gonna do the fucking chomp or deems anyways.

03:28:46.960 --> 03:28:48.960
Like, there's no point in having any.

03:28:51.760 --> 03:28:52.760
REAL!

03:28:52.760 --> 03:28:55.260
But uh, Tachi learned someone some luck. Thank you.

03:29:05.320 --> 03:29:07.320
Alright.

03:29:23.320 --> 03:29:25.320
Is there anything we could look on this one here?

03:29:30.320 --> 03:29:34.320
Like the problem with this game is that Ken literally just annihilates our entire fucking team.

03:29:35.320 --> 03:29:42.320
Wait a second.

03:29:42.320 --> 03:29:51.320
Oh wait!

03:29:51.320 --> 03:30:04.320
I mean that was actually not bad at all.

03:30:04.320 --> 03:30:11.480
You are the goat wait bro watch this

03:30:14.040 --> 03:30:16.320
Baby come here

03:30:26.160 --> 03:30:28.160
Are you into bestiality

03:30:28.160 --> 03:30:35.160
Yup, because you're fucking with the goat!

03:30:35.160 --> 03:30:44.160
Yup, and I suck that shit dry.

03:30:44.160 --> 03:30:51.160
Alright, go play Pocopia.

03:30:51.160 --> 03:30:57.160
I do whatever I want to do. Can I tell you anything? I'm an independent woman.

03:30:57.160 --> 03:30:59.160
Do you want to play Pogopia?

03:30:59.160 --> 03:31:00.160
Yeah.

03:31:00.160 --> 03:31:01.160
I can't even go...

03:31:01.160 --> 03:31:03.160
I just want you to look as in church.

03:31:07.160 --> 03:31:08.160
Fuck.

03:31:09.160 --> 03:31:11.160
I mean, yeah, I can't really do shit here.

03:31:12.160 --> 03:31:14.160
This is fucking chalk.

03:31:16.160 --> 03:31:18.160
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I think this image was silver.

03:31:21.160 --> 03:31:27.320
Well for some reason the enemy team didn't go for the dragon, but I think they're going

03:31:27.320 --> 03:31:28.320
to.

03:31:28.320 --> 03:31:36.280
Okay what McDonald's thing is this?

03:31:36.280 --> 03:31:38.280
It's a wrap.

03:32:00.040 --> 03:32:02.040
ART!

03:32:06.280 --> 03:32:12.280
Guys, do you think there's a chance we can win this one?

03:32:22.280 --> 03:32:24.280
Like this looks hard.

03:32:30.280 --> 03:32:32.280
Nice.

03:32:32.280 --> 03:32:39.200
You know what if I can just sit here?

03:32:39.200 --> 03:32:40.200
Actually huge.

03:32:40.200 --> 03:32:43.200
See how big you are.

03:32:43.200 --> 03:32:54.840
Guys, if a sub is in our Twisted Fate, just doesn't want to use this ult.

03:32:54.840 --> 03:33:01.480
Baby, I can't eat all this McDonald's.

03:33:01.480 --> 03:33:16.480
the why'd you even okay well you aren't just from the first yeah thanks

03:33:16.480 --> 03:33:18.480
I appreciate that.

03:33:20.480 --> 03:33:22.480
What are these sauces even?

03:33:35.480 --> 03:33:37.480
Alright, thanks.

03:33:37.480 --> 03:33:39.480
I

03:33:46.200 --> 03:33:50.940
It's got done. Let me actually did my fucking sandwich in this. Let's see if it's not good

03:33:53.480 --> 03:33:55.480
You're bulking true

03:34:03.440 --> 03:34:05.440
Wait this is horrible

03:34:07.480 --> 03:34:23.480
maybe it's not that bad actually, hold on

03:34:23.480 --> 03:34:35.480
you know, Loki, maybe it's not that bad

03:34:35.480 --> 03:34:42.480
was pretty horrible. Alright guys, the demon sauce from McDonald's sucks fucking dick.

03:34:51.640 --> 03:34:58.640
Look at the subsidy count, it's important. Oh my god.

03:35:05.480 --> 03:35:07.480
When you're in Jinx, you go around and call him.

03:35:11.880 --> 03:35:12.680
OOOH!

03:35:13.640 --> 03:35:15.480
OOOH!

03:35:17.160 --> 03:35:19.160
Wait, this smells hot as fuck!

03:35:20.040 --> 03:35:21.160
Oh, but he got something.

03:35:26.680 --> 03:35:27.960
Wait, this isn't hot at all.

03:35:28.440 --> 03:35:31.400
It's like a slightly hot, sweet and sour sauce.

03:35:35.480 --> 03:35:44.480
Why are we eating like a fat pig?

03:35:44.480 --> 03:35:52.200
Well, have you ever seen a skinny pig?

03:35:52.200 --> 03:35:55.680
Think about it.

03:35:55.680 --> 03:36:03.720
But what did she even get?

03:36:03.720 --> 03:36:05.720
fries

03:36:14.000 --> 03:36:16.000
So have french fries

03:36:17.640 --> 03:36:21.760
Add chicken nuggets. I have a third of a bread dude. What the fuck?

03:36:21.760 --> 03:36:35.760
Nothing hits harder than when you're at the gym and there's a soundcloud song with you screaming in it, true.

03:36:35.760 --> 03:37:00.620
No, wait, what?

03:37:00.620 --> 03:37:02.620
how many chicken nuggets even are there?

03:37:05.780 --> 03:37:08.340
dude these must be at least 30 nuggets

03:37:08.340 --> 03:37:09.540
what the fuck?

03:37:12.820 --> 03:37:14.020
let me just put them on the same one

03:37:24.300 --> 03:37:25.820
okay so the nuggets I'll put away

03:37:25.820 --> 03:37:26.620
is that- wait

03:37:26.620 --> 03:37:28.620
I should have two breakfast wraps

03:37:30.620 --> 03:37:33.860
Okay, dude, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all this food?

03:37:35.420 --> 03:37:37.340
Well, let me put it in the fridge, give me a sec, give me a sec.

03:39:30.620 --> 03:39:38.620
all right guys I should be getting on

03:39:38.620 --> 03:39:43.620
oh nice and of course we're going to keep up this game

03:40:00.620 --> 03:40:02.620
I

03:40:10.620 --> 03:40:19.020
Know you guys know motherfuckin don't know for you, thank you fuck this game of surprising

03:40:23.700 --> 03:40:25.700
All right guys

03:40:30.620 --> 03:40:42.860
Nice.

03:40:42.860 --> 03:40:57.460
So we're going to be getting invaded all game by Kindred this game.

03:40:57.460 --> 03:41:00.460
What is the next jinx to coaching taking place?

03:41:00.460 --> 03:41:01.460
Ummm...

03:41:03.460 --> 03:41:05.460
In the next few hours probably.

03:41:08.460 --> 03:41:10.460
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' donalds?

03:41:10.460 --> 03:41:12.460
Best heckleman in the world.

03:41:14.460 --> 03:41:16.460
And then neither will I ever have a problem with them.

03:41:16.460 --> 03:41:17.460
Thank you.

03:41:22.460 --> 03:41:24.460
Oh you saw blue this game?

03:41:24.460 --> 03:41:25.460
So...

03:41:27.460 --> 03:41:29.460
That makes sense.

03:41:29.460 --> 03:41:32.460
Let me throw a shot off.

03:41:37.460 --> 03:41:41.460
So normally I say every game you should always stop to buy full clear, right?

03:41:41.460 --> 03:41:43.460
And you should.

03:41:43.460 --> 03:41:49.460
Now the reason why this game is different is because when you start getting into Master Plus lobbies,

03:41:49.460 --> 03:41:51.460
junglers don't play normal anymore.

03:41:51.460 --> 03:41:54.460
And it's not that they don't play normal.

03:41:54.460 --> 03:41:58.560
It's the fact that if they get advantageous they're going to exploit them to make you lose

03:41:59.320 --> 03:42:00.920
So I mean by that

03:42:00.920 --> 03:42:05.700
It's like let's say we look at our balling our blindness weak early, right? They shouldn't have any kills

03:42:07.520 --> 03:42:14.040
So in a standard normal game what should happen here is the kindred should have bought priority

03:42:14.360 --> 03:42:19.260
Now imagine the kindred decides to take three of his topside camps. He walks over here

03:42:19.260 --> 03:42:24.380
And then he realizes that his barn is shoved up. What do you think he's gonna do?

03:42:26.460 --> 03:42:30.260
He's gonna invade me, right? He's gonna kill me on my blue buff.

03:42:31.300 --> 03:42:36.180
So that's the reason why when you get to a higher elo, especially as Hecarim,

03:42:36.660 --> 03:42:44.900
you have to be very smart about how you path because you really need to make it a point that you path in a way that you reduce the chances that

03:42:45.300 --> 03:42:47.300
you're, uh...

03:42:49.260 --> 03:42:53.260
You reduce the chances that you get invaded because you need to pat defensively.

03:42:53.260 --> 03:42:57.260
Because Hecrem is a champion where it's like the only reason why you're strong really

03:42:57.260 --> 03:42:59.260
is because you're fast enough that you can get a lot of kills.

03:43:14.260 --> 03:43:15.260
I'll take it.

03:43:19.260 --> 03:43:22.940
Why are you doing bot to top full clear?

03:43:22.940 --> 03:43:24.220
I just explained it.

03:43:24.220 --> 03:43:30.620
You can check back in the water if you didn't listen to it.

03:43:30.620 --> 03:43:34.940
So it's like essentially it's really just like a master plus thing, but if you know

03:43:34.940 --> 03:43:38.380
the jungle matchups well enough to know that somebody might be looking for some kind of

03:43:38.380 --> 03:43:43.300
like invade play, you need a path in a way that makes that invade impossible.

03:43:43.300 --> 03:43:57.460
My people deflating will take swindred by going conquer with it.

03:43:57.460 --> 03:43:59.780
I have no idea.

03:43:59.780 --> 03:44:05.460
I'm not sure why the whole conquer with lethality thing ever got popular to begin with to be

03:44:05.460 --> 03:44:06.460
honest.

03:44:06.460 --> 03:44:12.460
I think it's all around just really bad and it doesn't have any cohesion with one another.

03:44:12.460 --> 03:44:26.460
Alright, so we're going to now just play for our Raptors.

03:44:26.460 --> 03:44:32.460
I don't know if we're Raptors, we're going to see if we can plan the Krugs.

03:44:32.460 --> 03:44:41.580
I'm gay, I need your wife, all you need is a 10 minute timeout, we'll leave it like that

03:44:41.580 --> 03:44:47.500
for now.

03:44:47.500 --> 03:44:49.060
Leave it like that for now.

03:44:49.060 --> 03:44:54.140
How do you deal with the U.N.

03:44:54.140 --> 03:44:57.500
baiting and mess up your tempo?

03:44:57.500 --> 03:44:59.540
So the thing is that jungling, okay.

03:44:59.540 --> 03:45:03.540
Every jungle player is autistic, and I'll explain why.

03:45:03.540 --> 03:45:07.180
When you're autistic, you kind of like have a plan on how the day is going to go around.

03:45:07.180 --> 03:45:10.980
And the second something comes up that fucks it up, you feel so thrown off that you don't

03:45:10.980 --> 03:45:14.060
even want to continue with the day anymore, right?

03:45:14.060 --> 03:45:18.180
Now that's why the really good jungle players are able to overcome that autism.

03:45:18.180 --> 03:45:22.300
And you can kind of just like look at the map as like an oyster, and then just kind

03:45:22.300 --> 03:45:25.060
of like look at what is up, what isn't, and then just play around a lot.

03:45:29.540 --> 03:45:38.540
That's fucking cancer.

03:45:38.540 --> 03:45:55.820
Oh dude, I was just about to say what if Kendra's on this shit?

03:45:55.820 --> 03:46:01.820
And the person that created plastic straws fucking KILLED THEM SOOOOOOF!

03:46:03.320 --> 03:46:05.820
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

03:46:06.820 --> 03:46:09.820
I'M IVEN DRAKE NOW!

03:46:15.820 --> 03:46:16.820
Endgame.

03:46:17.820 --> 03:46:18.820
Like...

03:46:18.820 --> 03:46:27.820
No more straw loud. No more straw loud I guess. Cheers, dude.

03:46:41.820 --> 03:46:43.820
You mean paper straws? Yeah, something.

03:46:48.820 --> 03:46:56.340
Holy shit dude, they can't even have fucking anything good in this life anymore.

03:46:56.340 --> 03:47:02.220
Can't escape that, can't run!

03:47:02.220 --> 03:47:04.020
And uh, Jakey, I'm gonna get first shot.

03:47:04.020 --> 03:47:04.520
Thank you.

03:47:18.820 --> 03:47:20.880
you

03:47:48.820 --> 03:47:50.880
you

03:48:18.820 --> 03:48:20.880
you

03:48:48.820 --> 03:48:50.880
you

03:49:18.820 --> 03:49:20.880
you

03:49:48.820 --> 03:49:50.880
you

03:50:18.820 --> 03:50:20.820
You

03:50:35.740 --> 03:50:42.300
Just cuz you wanted to get your fucking clothes from some asshole made in the and the states are Canada fucking cheers dude

03:50:42.580 --> 03:50:46.500
Let's all fucking clap and applaud you fucking greedy piece of shit

03:50:46.500 --> 03:50:54.420
I'm not dude. I'm the real fucking uh, I'm the real fucking nice guy, bro. I sort of got

03:51:01.260 --> 03:51:03.260
Thank you

03:51:03.260 --> 03:51:06.420
Hope your days bless bro much love showing

03:51:11.300 --> 03:51:13.300
All this looks so good oh

03:51:13.300 --> 03:51:20.060
Oh, this is so fucking good.

03:51:20.060 --> 03:51:24.900
Mr. Boyd, please come back, sir.

03:51:24.900 --> 03:51:42.420
Alright, let's even play for bots atop here.

03:51:42.420 --> 03:51:49.420
Hey, don't just got back from catching a big fish, why are you yelling so much?

03:51:50.420 --> 03:51:54.420
Guys, what's gayer? What's gayer?

03:51:57.420 --> 03:52:03.420
Getting fucked in the ass in a gang bang by 8 different men?

03:52:04.420 --> 03:52:09.420
Or having a picture of you up on social media holding a fish and smiling?

03:52:12.420 --> 03:52:26.100
Oh my god.

03:52:26.100 --> 03:52:34.780
This is a song, uh, Unmity Dark Aria LV2, hard soft.

03:52:34.780 --> 03:52:43.860
All right, let's see what I'm telling my crugs after.

03:52:43.860 --> 03:52:49.380
Dude, you literally get pegged.

03:52:49.380 --> 03:52:52.660
Okay, what's your point?

03:52:52.660 --> 03:52:55.060
It's a plastic penis and I nut because of it.

03:52:55.060 --> 03:52:56.060
Cheers, dude.

03:52:56.060 --> 03:52:58.500
Oh, God forbid a man enjoys himself nowadays.

03:52:58.500 --> 03:53:00.340
Oh, the fucking fun police is here.

03:53:00.340 --> 03:53:03.140
You're not allowed getting pegged, all right, dude?

03:53:03.140 --> 03:53:04.660
Jesus, dude.

03:53:04.660 --> 03:53:06.260
the fucking fun police

03:53:06.260 --> 03:53:13.260
nineteen eighty four over here rough

03:53:25.160 --> 03:53:26.220
I don't ask

03:53:26.220 --> 03:53:31.300
my girlfriend walk up to me at my piece and ask why the guy watching is screaming so much

03:53:31.300 --> 03:53:37.680
Instead of giving an answer, I simply cocked my fist back and hit her with an uppercut.

03:53:38.380 --> 03:53:40.780
You know what? Senior Homicide.

03:53:41.160 --> 03:53:45.160
That's actually a pretty, uh, a pretty fucking base thing to do.

03:53:50.200 --> 03:53:51.560
Why the fuck is that, is here?

03:53:51.960 --> 03:53:53.040
That's actually something.

03:53:53.640 --> 03:53:56.080
I said the guy's name is Senior Homicide.

03:54:01.300 --> 03:54:05.820
Okay guys, I can focus and have a bunch of trash on my desk. Give me one second if I'll shut up.

03:54:31.300 --> 03:54:33.300
Let's go!

03:54:41.300 --> 03:54:43.300
Alright, let's go!

03:54:46.300 --> 03:54:48.300
Is there any way that we can save those fappers up?

03:54:53.300 --> 03:54:56.300
Everyone listen to the jump, listen to the jump, listen to the jump!

03:54:56.300 --> 03:55:12.300
Just kill the man now, but he's coming against his head, hold my trigger now instead.

03:55:42.300 --> 03:56:00.300
I don't know who sings this song.

03:56:00.300 --> 03:56:01.300
Gas Queen.

03:56:01.300 --> 03:56:08.300
Alright, let's see what we have for this.

03:56:08.300 --> 03:56:13.580
Wait! Is that where the term queen comes from?

03:56:15.020 --> 03:56:18.300
Like in the gay vocabulary?

03:56:18.300 --> 03:56:22.300
Because of the bad queen? Because the guy was gay or something?

03:56:22.300 --> 03:56:24.300
That would actually make a lot of sense.

03:56:29.300 --> 03:56:33.300
Well the good news is that our ribbon was farming mid while we fought for our lives, so I'm trying.

03:56:38.300 --> 03:56:48.300
I think we need to make a run for it.

03:56:48.300 --> 03:56:58.300
I think we need to make a run for it.

03:56:58.300 --> 03:57:11.780
Stay Wallahi bro! Stay Wallahi! Wallahi what?

03:57:11.780 --> 03:57:17.540
You and Tyler commenting was peak-true actually.

03:57:17.540 --> 03:57:25.580
Imagine Monday ride flies out me and Tyler and we start casting the fucking Worlds Finals.

03:57:25.580 --> 03:57:31.080
this is fucked i'm just gonna die

03:57:31.080 --> 03:57:35.280
well i'm lucky we have a fucking complete disgusting freak fucking reject

03:57:35.280 --> 03:57:35.920
that's

03:57:35.920 --> 03:57:38.840
deciding that it's very far and falling that it is a group

03:57:38.840 --> 03:57:43.160
so they cannot contest any objective

03:57:43.160 --> 03:57:45.440
it's like you're in a 5v5 gang war

03:57:45.440 --> 03:57:46.200
and then

03:57:46.200 --> 03:57:49.880
your your friend sbelto is sitting there and he's like fucking

03:57:49.880 --> 03:57:53.840
just in the corner fucking like jerking off and nutting on a picture of like

03:57:53.840 --> 03:57:56.800
the enemy gang members instagram

03:57:56.800 --> 03:58:01.800
and it's like dude, as Baltho can you fucking like come over here and start shooting like we need you bro

03:58:01.800 --> 03:58:04.440
and he's like dude come on i'm about to knock shut up

03:58:04.440 --> 03:58:06.920
and he's just like he's fucking like stroking his shit

03:58:06.920 --> 03:58:08.600
and it's like alright nice

03:58:08.600 --> 03:58:10.440
so then the enemy gang

03:58:10.440 --> 03:58:15.000
ends up like saying i'm C4s and they just fucking blow everyone up and kill all of your like friends

03:58:15.000 --> 03:58:18.040
and then as Baltho saying alright guys i just finished

03:58:18.040 --> 03:58:20.520
but then by Tommy Boxton everyone's already fucking dead

03:58:20.520 --> 03:58:22.520
I think I'm going to die.

03:58:22.520 --> 03:58:24.520
I think I'm going to die.

03:58:24.520 --> 03:58:26.520
I think I'm going to die.

03:58:50.520 --> 03:59:15.520
Kill. Kill, kill, kill! Good! Who's a good boy? Who's a-

03:59:15.520 --> 03:59:45.480
The worst rainbow six player what's up bro?

03:59:45.480 --> 03:59:50.480
So, flight reacts, got to silver, I got to platinum, that's all I'm gonna say.

04:00:10.480 --> 04:00:12.480
I don't think we can actually fight that.

04:00:12.480 --> 04:00:18.480
If I could lowkey get a ranger and see a build out, I'd be sick for our game.

04:00:18.480 --> 04:00:20.480
We need me to get as tanky as possible.

04:00:42.480 --> 04:00:47.480
We need to somehow look up this track.

04:00:59.480 --> 04:01:03.480
Nice.

04:01:03.480 --> 04:01:08.480
Nice.

04:01:12.480 --> 04:01:14.480
Oh yeah, nice, sorry.

04:01:14.480 --> 04:01:19.480
Why does he have an umbral glaive?

04:01:19.480 --> 04:01:22.480
Don't ask me.

04:01:22.480 --> 04:01:37.480
You know what, like, I'm gonna have to go back to the beginning of the game and I'm

04:01:37.480 --> 04:01:44.840
don't ask me. You know what, like, I'm gonna be honest, I started doing something recently

04:01:44.840 --> 04:01:49.520
when I drive with my wife, because sometimes we'll be like, I'll give you an example, today

04:01:49.520 --> 04:01:54.840
we're in a parking lot, right? There's an open parking spot, and for some reason the

04:01:54.840 --> 04:02:01.040
driver decides instead of just turning it on driving, he goes all the way forward, right,

04:02:01.040 --> 04:02:04.400
all the way forward, doesn't even go in like the middle or anything, all the way forward

04:02:04.400 --> 04:02:10.760
bordering with the other cars, then he starts slowly backing up, going forward, backing up.

04:02:10.760 --> 04:02:13.800
And at one point, Lord looks at me and he's like, dude, what the fuck is this guy doing?

04:02:13.800 --> 04:02:18.080
And I literally had to tell her, don't ask me, because he's fucking retarded.

04:02:18.080 --> 04:02:19.600
You know what I mean?

04:02:19.600 --> 04:02:25.040
Like my dad had the best quote ever, because I would always ask my dad, why are people

04:02:25.040 --> 04:02:26.040
doing this?

04:02:26.040 --> 04:02:27.360
Why are people doing that?

04:02:27.360 --> 04:02:31.560
And my dad would always say, don't test, you don't even have to ask, it's because they're

04:02:31.560 --> 04:02:32.560
stupid.

04:02:32.560 --> 04:02:39.460
Literally it's just because they're stupid. Why is this guy doing that? Because he's stupid, you know like like don't even don't even act like

04:02:39.460 --> 04:02:44.440
You don't even need to ask the answers right there. It's because they're fucking retarded. You know what I mean?

04:02:45.180 --> 04:02:51.640
Why is the ribbon building umbral glaven sub literally any other lethality item in the game when any other lethality item in the game

04:02:51.640 --> 04:02:55.920
Synergized by with her the numbral grave would because she's a fucking moron. You know what I mean?

04:02:57.640 --> 04:03:00.000
Jinxy calling wait, what do you mean Jinxy calling?

04:03:02.560 --> 04:03:09.560
what do you guys mean jingsy calling bro jingsy is not calling

04:03:09.560 --> 04:03:17.600
damn we're getting fucking lied to bro jingsy is living in the middle of a rocket league

04:03:17.600 --> 04:03:19.100
and these guys are fucking lying

04:03:19.100 --> 04:03:26.400
alright please families

04:03:26.400 --> 04:03:31.940
why aren't you challenging her yet cause i'm a stupid fucking piece of shit with a scumbag

04:03:31.940 --> 04:03:33.940
degenerate fucking shithead

04:03:35.940 --> 04:03:37.940
Let's go over there soon

04:03:40.940 --> 04:03:42.940
Any chance you can just make my ball side for that mark?

04:03:54.940 --> 04:03:56.940
I think we're gonna go with Stereox next time

04:04:01.940 --> 04:04:31.000
oh this is so fucking insane

04:04:31.000 --> 04:04:33.720
OOH booth

04:04:33.960 --> 04:04:37.460
we ran justified

04:04:51.580 --> 04:04:52.380
alright

04:04:53.420 --> 04:04:55.160
it's that game over what do you guys think

04:04:55.840 --> 04:04:56.920
17 seconds

04:05:01.000 --> 04:05:11.000
Why didn't you double smite the Wolfsend Gromp?

04:05:11.000 --> 04:05:14.200
Okay listen, there's something I need to tell you guys.

04:05:14.200 --> 04:05:19.000
There are some times that even challenger streamers are going to do things and you literally said

04:05:19.000 --> 04:05:22.160
then you think to yourself it wasn't that the right thing to do or it wasn't that the

04:05:22.160 --> 04:05:26.480
wrong thing to do and the answer is normally yes, right?

04:05:26.480 --> 04:05:30.680
Like most of the time if I do something where you're thinking like why did he just do that?

04:05:30.680 --> 04:05:35.400
it's not because I wasn't thinking I was just auto piloting you know it's like

04:05:35.400 --> 04:05:39.200
imagine you have a guy that's like micro analyzing every second of like LeBron

04:05:39.200 --> 04:05:43.160
and then he's like with LeBron why did you just like scratch your fucking balls

04:05:43.160 --> 04:05:47.400
and then sniff and then he's like well dude I don't know because I felt like it

04:05:47.400 --> 04:05:50.800
you know I mean it's like sometimes there's just a point where it's like you

04:05:50.800 --> 04:05:55.760
have to do like you just do some like random bullshit without a reason we just

04:05:55.760 --> 04:05:58.240
do it you know

04:06:00.680 --> 04:06:15.680
challenge your son I will not sign up us

04:06:15.680 --> 04:06:44.080
All right, guys, what would LeBron's name be if he was a French girl?

04:06:44.080 --> 04:06:49.080
Yeah, brawn.

04:06:49.080 --> 04:06:52.080
What?

04:06:52.080 --> 04:06:57.080
Dante's how many likes on the big p-hub for you to join my league stack for a game?

04:06:57.080 --> 04:07:02.080
No, like, not happening as long as I...

04:07:02.080 --> 04:07:09.080
I think we have to get this here.

04:07:09.080 --> 04:07:11.080
Wait, they're fighting?

04:07:11.080 --> 04:07:34.880
I think we're just so shoved mid on the end.

04:07:34.880 --> 04:07:39.880
Since he's probably going to be ready soon, I can after this game I'll remove Delay then.

04:07:56.880 --> 04:07:58.880
Oh no!

04:08:04.880 --> 04:08:06.880
DEMASCUS! Alright!

04:08:34.880 --> 04:08:36.880
I'm gonna have random ones.

04:08:37.120 --> 04:08:39.120
Yeah, I probably just don't do damage to her anymore.

04:08:43.160 --> 04:08:45.160
That's confusing.

04:08:45.680 --> 04:08:49.640
Good news is we should just be able to end the game next fight. Nice.

04:08:54.680 --> 04:08:57.000
You're so funny you almost made me kill myself.

04:08:59.760 --> 04:09:03.680
That's interesting. We're gonna respond to you. All right.

04:09:04.880 --> 04:09:10.880
All right

04:09:10.880 --> 04:09:21.880
All right guys, we need to get done now.

04:09:34.880 --> 04:09:42.880
Okay chat, if you could only choose to save one person, the man that's going to cure cancer,

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the man that's going to cure diabetes, the man that's going to end world wars, or Kaisen

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that's top gifter

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which one would it be

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Watch my friends falling in the road, cause this is my day to have fun, stinging in the road, lost in my day to have fun.

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I mean, this is so fucking cancel.

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Watch my friends falling in the road, cause this is my day to have fun, stinging in the road, lost in my day to have fun.

04:10:16.720 --> 04:10:20.720
You know what? Smoters should be able to hold those, honestly, it doesn't die.

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I

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Like low-key it should be chill

04:10:33.360 --> 04:10:35.360
We need to get this

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I really want to just play for the the fucking my crags enough for us you should be in

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Jinx is calling

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Wait, it's him

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You guys are bringing me again!

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Is this guy serious?

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I mean, Moki can actually play on this song.

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do this and then we'll get

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we don't have ribbon flash but it's fine

04:11:27.480 --> 04:11:29.480
he's actually calling? oh he is

04:11:30.480 --> 04:11:31.480
yo!

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yo, time to test, what is good bro? what is good dude?

04:11:34.480 --> 04:11:38.480
wait, jinx here, mic is uh not normal, what happened to it?

04:11:38.480 --> 04:11:42.480
how does it sound? to explain exactly how it sounds so I can correct it?

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it sounds like a fucking webcam mic

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Oh, that's because it is. I'm lucky. Okay. Now do I sound good? That's not good.

04:11:51.480 --> 04:11:54.480
Dude, now you sound fucking beautiful! How we doing, Bob?

04:11:54.480 --> 04:11:58.480
What the fuck is up, buttercup?

04:11:58.480 --> 04:12:01.480
I think I might lose this game. Do you want to watch?

04:12:01.480 --> 04:12:07.480
Yes, screen share. Wait, your title says one win equals grandmaster. Are you one off, GM?

04:12:07.480 --> 04:12:11.480
I think after the way one earlier, I'm two wins away. Including this one, though.

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So if I win this one we get GM

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Okay, could you throw on a little bit of game sound for me that's like a teensy bit. Yeah, it's on

04:12:19.520 --> 04:12:23.600
On so that's what's wrong. Why are you losing bro? Just get grandmaster?

04:12:24.120 --> 04:12:29.680
Yeah, give me a second. Thanks Elon. There's a big fight coming. All right. Well, that's fucking horrible

04:12:32.480 --> 04:12:34.480
Well, that's wow

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Oh, they got Baron Nashor.

04:12:37.480 --> 04:12:38.480
Did you see that?

04:12:38.480 --> 04:12:39.480
Yeah, but it's fine.

04:12:39.480 --> 04:12:44.480
They got Baron Nashor and I have two disabled teammates, so who's the real winner?

04:12:44.480 --> 04:12:46.480
Uh, them, right?

04:12:46.480 --> 04:12:47.480
Yes.

04:12:47.480 --> 04:12:48.480
Yeah, unfortunately.

04:12:48.480 --> 04:12:49.480
Okay.

04:12:49.480 --> 04:12:51.480
So wait, Dungeon, explain how you're going to win.

04:12:51.480 --> 04:12:52.480
How do you win?

04:12:52.480 --> 04:12:54.480
You need to get Grandmaster, dude.

04:12:54.480 --> 04:12:55.480
Okay, so listen, listen.

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So you see right now when we press Tab, the Riven has a flash up in 91 seconds?

04:12:59.480 --> 04:13:00.480
Yes.

04:13:00.480 --> 04:13:01.480
What does that mean, Riven?

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So Riven that's a champion and her flash is an ability that allows her to like get on top of people

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It's like the flashing you remember

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Yep, so as long as alright while Riven just died before dragon soul. Okay. We fucking lost

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So

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That's as do you feel that you could have played better?

04:13:24.200 --> 04:13:26.200
Um

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Wow, give me some jinx, this is like...

04:13:31.200 --> 04:13:38.200
You know what it feels like when you ask me that question?

04:13:38.200 --> 04:13:43.200
Yeah, Dances, what's up bro? Do you think you could have played better?

04:13:43.200 --> 04:13:49.200
I mean maybe bro, but it's like there's a guy in a relay race that's like doing his absolute best

04:13:49.200 --> 04:13:53.200
and two of his teammates are just rolling around the floor because they have no arms and legs

04:13:53.200 --> 04:13:56.280
lights and then you ask him so do you think you could have done something

04:13:56.280 --> 04:13:59.800
different I mean like yeah maybe there was one point record around a little bit

04:13:59.800 --> 04:14:04.960
faster but it's like unfortunate for us disabled Dominic is fucking rolling

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around the floor and there's absolutely nothing to be done you know I mean

04:14:08.320 --> 04:14:14.520
bro but not that's just what I understand if they're bad how are they in your bank

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well Jinx let me ask you a question have you ever played R6 with somebody and

04:14:19.760 --> 04:14:25.400
been like how the fuck is this guy here yes oh my god yeah yeah yeah that makes

04:14:25.400 --> 04:14:29.240
sense yep okay so we got this do you think you're the only player in the

04:14:29.240 --> 04:14:37.920
slobby that's reached challenger before oh maybe I don't recognize anyone else's

04:14:37.920 --> 04:14:46.520
name so if there are no wincon you guys just bend over and take it at this point

04:14:46.520 --> 04:14:52.520
Well listen, okay you remember that game against XQC where he was playing smolder and he dropped like 15 kills?

04:14:52.520 --> 04:14:54.520
Yeah, yep, I remember that game.

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Okay well the good news is we have a smolder this game, but...

04:14:57.520 --> 04:14:58.520
Okay.

04:14:58.520 --> 04:15:01.520
Oh for fuck, alright.

04:15:01.520 --> 04:15:04.520
Well, Jynxie there is no good news, we fucking lost.

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Well on the bright side, Dantez, you get to respawn in 55 seconds.

04:15:12.520 --> 04:15:18.520
You know what it's like when you say that?

04:15:18.520 --> 04:15:21.600
It's like you're the dad in a household, right?

04:15:21.600 --> 04:15:26.960
And four armed gunmen break down your door and they knock you out and you know you're

04:15:26.960 --> 04:15:29.160
knocked out for 60 seconds.

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And then it's like the only people left to defend the house are your two three-year-old

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twins and your wife that's been paralyzed for the last eight years, right?

04:15:39.160 --> 04:15:43.120
And then it's like, you sit there and you're telling me, well, Dante's on the bright side,

04:15:43.120 --> 04:15:47.280
at least you can get up in a minute, but it's like, that's not...

04:15:47.280 --> 04:15:48.280
Wow.

04:15:48.280 --> 04:15:54.560
Bro, but Dante's, at the end of the day, bro, here's my mindset, okay?

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Yep.

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Could you have played better?

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If the answer is yes, save your tears for another day, bro.

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get it up buttercup and just play better all right you know what it's time for

04:16:11.120 --> 04:16:15.800
now James you yes it's time for me to take my anger out on you share your

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screen okay bro I'm just trying to uplift you bro because this thing you have a

04:16:21.320 --> 04:16:25.560
bad you have a bad league mindset buddy you might be good at league bro you

04:16:25.560 --> 04:16:30.520
have a bad mindset see bro me I'm not gonna blame my team ever again chat if

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If I ever play my game...

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Okay, let me ask you a question.

04:16:34.520 --> 04:16:35.520
Let me ask you a question.

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What did you go today in your Rainbow Six games when lost?

04:16:40.520 --> 04:16:43.520
One win, zero losses, nine kills, five deaths.

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Top frags.

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Fuck!

04:16:45.520 --> 04:16:46.520
Okay, what about yesterday?

04:16:47.520 --> 04:16:48.520
I didn't play yesterday.

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And then the day before that I top fragged and won all my games and top fragged every game.

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Okay.

04:16:54.520 --> 04:16:55.520
Wow.

04:16:55.520 --> 04:16:56.520
Okay, what about Rocket League?

04:16:56.520 --> 04:16:58.520
How did your Rocket League games go today?

04:17:00.520 --> 04:17:07.520
Uh, Miho. Miho. Sensitive subject, bro. Sensitive subject, dude.

04:17:07.520 --> 04:17:11.120
What do you mean sensitive, bro? If you were a better player, could you have carried those

04:17:11.120 --> 04:17:12.520
rock at the games?

04:17:12.520 --> 04:17:15.520
Uh, wait, contest?

04:17:15.520 --> 04:17:16.520
What?

04:17:16.520 --> 04:17:17.520
I got somebody banned.

04:17:17.520 --> 04:17:18.520
Yes!

04:17:18.520 --> 04:17:19.520
Let's go!

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Fucking go! That's what it's all about!

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Alright.

04:17:26.520 --> 04:17:29.520
Yes, dude! Yes!

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Yeah

04:17:31.920 --> 04:17:33.920
Dammit. Oh

04:17:34.320 --> 04:17:40.580
My god, dude, you got me cheat the album. Holy shit, bro. All right, let's go right it in

04:17:40.580 --> 04:17:42.660
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

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Before you go in Jin see

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Let's reassess for a second

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How are you feeling after the tournament because we weren't able to sit down and have a chat since then

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I held my weight, bro. I held my weight. I had, I believe, four kills, four deaths in our elimination game with, like, three assists. I held my weight, bro.

04:18:05.600 --> 04:18:12.600
But that's not what I'm asking, Jingsy. What I'm asking is, how did you feel after the tournament?

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I mean, if you want me to be out of this, like, when we lost XQC, I was literally contemplating

04:18:21.120 --> 04:18:24.560
diving head first into a 4-0 at 1-50.

04:18:24.560 --> 04:18:28.760
Okay, but forget XQ Cortisol for a second.

04:18:28.760 --> 04:18:33.920
I want to know, after the stream ended and you were sitting there and you were confronted

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with League of Legends, right?

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How did you feel about the game?

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Did it inspire you?

04:18:39.240 --> 04:18:41.640
Did it, like, fuel your drive?

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What did it do for you?

04:18:45.360 --> 04:18:54.440
Yeah, I think like in League of Legends, it's weird, but like when I win, I don't really

04:18:54.440 --> 04:18:55.440
care.

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But when I lose, it makes me want to play more.

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I don't know how to explain it.

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Wait, no, you got it.

04:19:02.920 --> 04:19:06.760
So you're saying that when you win in League of Legends, you feel nothing.

04:19:06.760 --> 04:19:09.440
But when you lose, you feel horrible.

04:19:09.440 --> 04:19:16.440
Brother, I- like, you literally explained exactly what I was thinking in my head, that exact thought bubble that I just had you explain.

04:19:16.440 --> 04:19:19.440
It's like, when I win it, I don't really care. It's fun.

04:19:19.440 --> 04:19:25.440
But when I lose, I feel like... death? I don't know how else to explain it, bro. Like, death, probably.

04:19:25.440 --> 04:19:30.440
You feel like killing everybody in Tarpon Springs with an AK-47, right?

04:19:30.440 --> 04:19:33.440
No, I did not say that, bro. What?

04:19:33.440 --> 04:19:37.440
But that's what it's about, bro! That's what I like to hear!

04:19:39.760 --> 04:19:44.480
No, no, no, all right, bro. That's it. Are you locked in bro? Listen, I'm locked in

04:19:44.480 --> 04:19:47.640
But let me ask you a question before we sign this is gonna be my last one

04:19:48.360 --> 04:19:53.280
Okay, did you hear what Ludwig said about you?

04:19:53.840 --> 04:19:55.840
No, what happened? Oh

04:19:56.680 --> 04:19:57.760
Shit

04:19:57.760 --> 04:20:03.880
Did he say I was the better jungler? Oh wait. No, no, no wait wait until you see this hold on give me a second, bro

04:20:05.080 --> 04:20:07.080
I'll link him a clip

04:20:07.080 --> 04:20:09.080
Let me link you to the clip.

04:20:09.080 --> 04:20:11.080
What did he say?

04:20:11.080 --> 04:20:13.080
Okay, look, check discord.

04:20:13.080 --> 04:20:15.080
Drama, what?

04:20:15.080 --> 04:20:18.080
Bro, you will not believe this shit that chudwig said about you.

04:20:18.080 --> 04:20:20.080
Check the clip.

04:20:22.080 --> 04:20:25.080
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm in it, I'm in it, I'm in it.

04:20:25.080 --> 04:20:26.080
Alright, go.

04:20:26.080 --> 04:20:27.080
Can you watch it? Can you see?

04:20:27.080 --> 04:20:28.080
Yup, I'm looking.

04:20:28.080 --> 04:20:30.080
Fucking call out Jinxie real quick by the way.

04:20:30.080 --> 04:20:32.080
I like the Jinxie streams.

04:20:32.080 --> 04:20:34.080
I think what Jinxie does when he finds a new community,

04:20:34.080 --> 04:20:36.080
he dives into a new game is awesome.

04:20:36.080 --> 04:20:40.080
But I'm going to say it, and everybody knows that this is a fucking fact.

04:20:40.640 --> 04:20:45.840
Jinxie abuses a simple thing we all know very well.

04:20:47.160 --> 04:20:50.000
The Dunning Kruger effect because she

04:20:58.080 --> 04:20:59.080
has first one.

04:21:04.040 --> 04:21:05.760
Okay, all right.

04:21:06.080 --> 04:21:13.560
I think he picks up a game and he loves that first month where you get so good at it because

04:21:13.560 --> 04:21:19.880
you go from knowing nothing at all to knowing so much more, knowing actually what your R

04:21:19.880 --> 04:21:20.880
does, what your Q does.

04:21:20.880 --> 04:21:26.840
Alright, how to play league, how to flip reset, whatever it is.

04:21:26.840 --> 04:21:28.840
Why is Imagine Dragons playing?

04:21:28.840 --> 04:21:30.840
Do you guys hear that?

04:21:30.840 --> 04:21:35.680
When he finds out how much extra work there is to do he bounces to a new game

04:21:37.200 --> 04:21:43.440
Like chat is he wrong not really no he's not really wrong chat, but here's the thing bro like

04:21:44.000 --> 04:21:46.000
Jack I'm never gonna

04:21:46.080 --> 04:21:49.600
Like when I play Rocket League, right? I'm never gonna hit SSL dude

04:21:49.600 --> 04:21:53.000
Like I just I just play the game cuz it's fun to a new game

04:21:55.680 --> 04:21:57.680
Hit play at league Jinxie

04:21:57.680 --> 04:21:58.680
Hip-lacked!

04:21:58.680 --> 04:21:59.680
This is his f-

04:21:59.680 --> 04:22:01.680
Okay, so this is what this is about.

04:22:01.680 --> 04:22:04.680
Bro, didn't this guy a moomoo one-trick to Platch?

04:22:04.680 --> 04:22:07.680
Bro, how does fucking Emerald Sound Buster?

04:22:07.680 --> 04:22:10.680
Fuck, I want to chew up right now!

04:22:10.680 --> 04:22:14.680
Don't- don't leave League as Silver Player.

04:22:14.680 --> 04:22:16.680
And this is not me!

04:22:16.680 --> 04:22:18.680
What are we talking about?

04:22:18.680 --> 04:22:20.680
What are you talking about?

04:22:20.680 --> 04:22:22.680
Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald?

04:22:22.680 --> 04:22:23.680
Best hacker.

04:22:23.680 --> 04:22:25.680
Ludwig, what if I hit Emerald and leave, man?

04:22:25.680 --> 04:22:27.680
What if I hit a move? Then what?

04:22:27.680 --> 04:22:29.680
Cause isn't Ludwig's peak flat?

04:22:29.680 --> 04:22:31.680
Cause now I have motivation!

04:22:31.680 --> 04:22:32.680
Listen to this!

04:22:32.680 --> 04:22:33.680
Isn't his peak flat?

04:22:33.680 --> 04:22:34.680
Jengzee, Jengzee, listen to this.

04:22:34.680 --> 04:22:37.680
Ludwig's peak isn't even flat.

04:22:37.680 --> 04:22:39.680
He was hard stuck silver,

04:22:39.680 --> 04:22:41.680
and then went on a lucky win streak

04:22:41.680 --> 04:22:43.680
on the last day of the season,

04:22:43.680 --> 04:22:45.680
gained 500 LP in a single day,

04:22:45.680 --> 04:22:48.680
and then hit platinum for 0 LP.

04:22:48.680 --> 04:23:01.600
So you're saying he got the box he touched platinum with like the tip of his fingertip

04:23:01.600 --> 04:23:03.120
and this is how he's feeling.

04:23:03.120 --> 04:23:04.120
Yep.

04:23:04.120 --> 04:23:05.120
Bat bro.

04:23:05.120 --> 04:23:06.120
Hey, Bat bro.

04:23:06.120 --> 04:23:10.200
Hey, so what if I get emerald a lot of it?

04:23:10.200 --> 04:23:11.200
What then?

04:23:11.200 --> 04:23:12.200
Dantez, how long would that take?

04:23:12.200 --> 04:23:13.680
I'm going to be honest, GenC.

04:23:13.680 --> 04:23:18.360
Dude, do you want me to be honest with you right now, like from the bottom of my heart?

04:23:18.360 --> 04:23:22.040
beat around the bush how long does ammo take in league if you play league of

04:23:22.040 --> 04:23:26.480
legends every day even for only two to three hours by the end of the summer

04:23:26.480 --> 04:23:36.000
you're diamond I I'm not even kidding I swear to God I swear to God and might get

04:23:36.000 --> 04:23:40.480
to a point where later on right once you get to higher ELOS you might have to

04:23:40.480 --> 04:23:44.960
actually like get a little bit like a of a different champ pool but Warwick

04:23:44.960 --> 04:23:49.160
easily gets you to I would say gold or plot and then after that it's just about

04:23:49.160 --> 04:23:52.880
finding the secret sauce that pushes you all the way to diamond I swear to God

04:23:52.880 --> 04:23:58.840
bro but isn't summer ending in like three months yeah but the problem with

04:23:58.840 --> 04:24:01.880
summer is that you blink and it's already over so that's why we got to lock

04:24:01.880 --> 04:24:05.880
this shit in bro but I think you're biased bro so I have to ask Bernard let

04:24:05.880 --> 04:24:08.960
me ask Bernard all right

04:24:08.960 --> 04:24:21.360
Bernard, if I play League of Legends every day for one to two hours a day, how long would

04:24:21.360 --> 04:24:22.360
it take me to...

04:24:22.360 --> 04:24:25.360
What the hell is this?

04:24:25.360 --> 04:24:26.360
Bernard.

04:24:26.360 --> 04:24:30.520
I hear anything weird, maybe just a little background, but anyway...

04:24:30.520 --> 04:24:32.160
You made the noise, dim-shit!

04:24:32.160 --> 04:24:34.480
Alright, Bernard, listen, bro.

04:24:34.480 --> 04:24:39.320
How long would it take me to reach Emerald in League of Legends, Bernard?

04:24:39.320 --> 04:24:42.320
If I play two hours a day, every day.

04:24:42.320 --> 04:24:47.860
Alright bro, realistically, it depends on how quickly you improve, but if you're starting

04:24:47.860 --> 04:24:52.160
from scratch, let's say iron or bronze, it could take anywhere from a couple of months

04:24:52.160 --> 04:24:53.160
to half a year.

04:24:53.160 --> 04:24:57.920
If you've got some game sense already, it'll be faster, just keep that grind steady.

04:24:57.920 --> 04:25:01.120
See, even Bernard agrees, bro!

04:25:01.120 --> 04:25:02.760
Thank you Bernard, thank you dude.

04:25:02.760 --> 04:25:06.880
All right, so bro, so I have a new goal, bro.

04:25:06.880 --> 04:25:08.960
Pass Ludwig and League of Legends.

04:25:08.960 --> 04:25:10.680
Yep.

04:25:10.680 --> 04:25:12.840
Pass Ludwig and League of Legends, bro.

04:25:12.840 --> 04:25:16.120
Wait, so all I gotta do is hit Plat 3?

04:25:16.120 --> 04:25:17.160
I'm pretty sure, yeah.

04:25:17.160 --> 04:25:18.720
I don't think he ever got above that.

04:25:18.720 --> 04:25:20.520
And I wanted to keep in mind, Jinxie,

04:25:20.520 --> 04:25:22.800
you want to know the differences between you and Ludwig,

04:25:22.800 --> 04:25:24.560
really?

04:25:24.560 --> 04:25:25.080
What?

04:25:25.080 --> 04:25:27.320
When Ludwig played League of Legends,

04:25:27.320 --> 04:25:29.600
he just played a Terank up, bro.

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He was locking in tanks.

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He was playing for his team, he was sitting there, he was just Elo abusing the most OP low Elo junglers so that he could say he had platinum.

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What you're doing, Jinxie, is unlike anything else, because you're locking in Chadwick, you're running them down, you're becoming a PREDATOR!

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And that's what being a League of Legends player is!

04:25:53.760 --> 04:25:56.840
Alright, yo, hey, different word than predator. Anything else?

04:25:57.360 --> 04:25:58.760
Different word than predator, bro.

04:25:58.760 --> 04:25:59.360
Fuck.

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Wait.

04:26:01.360 --> 04:26:03.360
Okay, I got it. I got it.

04:26:03.360 --> 04:26:09.360
Jamesy, what we need to do is we need to groom everyone into-

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Bro!

04:26:11.360 --> 04:26:13.360
I'm home!

04:26:13.360 --> 04:26:17.360
Okay, hold on, hold on. No, no, I have a better word.

04:26:17.360 --> 04:26:27.360
Okay, um, you need to become a conqueror!

04:26:27.360 --> 04:26:29.360
Okay, I like it. I like it.

04:26:29.360 --> 04:26:31.140
All right, so bro, listen, bro.

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Wait, last thing!

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Dumbass, this is unrelated.

04:26:34.240 --> 04:26:37.560
High-bives, how do I see that sports playing Stompin'

04:26:37.560 --> 04:26:38.680
on Friday?

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Last thing, I swear to God.

04:26:40.320 --> 04:26:41.900
Last thing, XZ clip!

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High-bives, can you pull it up please?

04:26:44.320 --> 04:26:46.400
Da da da da, Stompin' sports thing?

04:26:49.400 --> 04:26:50.720
A wrong, wrong.

04:26:50.720 --> 04:26:51.720
Chai, can I notice with this?

04:26:51.720 --> 04:26:53.480
Is that, look at this guy, like a numbers guy?

04:26:53.480 --> 04:26:54.680
Wait, what did?

04:26:54.680 --> 04:26:56.800
Hold on, what did I actually say there?

04:26:56.800 --> 04:26:58.600
Okay, a wrong, wrong.

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Yeah, I know what's really cool is that Loeweg is kind of like a numbers guy, but that's just incorrect then, is that he leaves the game before he becomes the mundane thing to do on his stream.

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Like he just wanted it to be oversaturated, full of, oh I'm logging into the guy, it's time to climb the game and do it as a chore, right?

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And then leave when obviously the numbers fucking go down, it's like, it's just like the ball, he gives it fresh, like it's, it's, it's, it's, it's all, he literally just keeps it fresh, there's nothing else to mess with.

04:27:25.160 --> 04:27:30.000
Yeah, bro. The thing is like I like learning a lot, but also like I don't want to just play one game chat

04:27:30.000 --> 04:27:33.920
Like exactly what XTC just said. I don't just want to play one game like you know what I mean?

04:27:33.920 --> 04:27:36.920
I want to play a bunch of games, bro. That's literally what I said

04:27:36.920 --> 04:27:40.840
I wanted to do this year was just play a bunch of different games. It's there's nothing to do with the

04:27:40.840 --> 04:27:45.880
Duggar and I don't really care about um, I don't really play games for like

04:27:46.840 --> 04:27:52.880
Like wanting to rank up to like it's fun like in rock and lead like I wanted to hit diamond and I hit like plat three

04:27:52.880 --> 04:27:55.400
But like I just play games because it's fun, bro

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And like when you get into a game and you learn a bunch of shit, that is the most fun point of any game

04:28:00.200 --> 04:28:02.040
That's why my first

04:28:02.040 --> 04:28:08.260
Year I ever played Rainbow six-seed was the most fun that I ever had in Rainbow six-seed because you learned so much shit, bro

04:28:08.280 --> 04:28:11.280
Like when you get into a game and you learn everything, it's so fun, bro

04:28:11.280 --> 04:28:16.120
You know what I mean, but you know XG is right, bro XG is 100% right. Wait. How much put up the tweet, please?

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XG is right, bro. The best part about a game is when you first get into a chat

04:28:22.880 --> 04:28:29.880
Okay, well hi guys, chat's not just, uh, pulling it out of their ass, unless they are.

04:28:29.880 --> 04:28:33.520
Chat, where'd you guys pull it from?

04:28:33.520 --> 04:28:37.440
Where'd you guys pull it from, bro?

04:28:37.440 --> 04:28:38.440
You weren't fair to Apex?

04:28:38.440 --> 04:28:40.440
Apex Legends wasn't fair to me, Mario.

04:28:40.440 --> 04:28:42.840
Heh, Apex Legends wasn't fair to me.

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I got sucked into a fucking locker every game I played!

04:28:48.080 --> 04:28:51.520
I was the worst player in the lobby by a mile!

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Isn't Apex also just full of cheaters?

04:28:55.440 --> 04:28:57.240
I'm like, the devs do nothing about it?

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I can't confirm it, I have no idea, to be honest.

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Okay.

04:29:01.140 --> 04:29:01.640
I have no idea.

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Ah, chat, where's the chat?

04:29:09.320 --> 04:29:10.600
Where'd you guys get that from?

04:29:10.600 --> 04:29:11.520
Outta mouth, Twitter?

04:29:11.520 --> 04:29:13.360
Hi, guys, outta mouth, outta mouth, outta mouth, outta mouth.

04:29:13.360 --> 04:29:21.880
Check Peanuts clip, he said you sucked really bad, yeah, he's right, I sucked Apex, I don't

04:29:21.880 --> 04:29:30.160
need to see the clip, I'm the worst Apex player in North America, that game is AIDS.

04:29:30.160 --> 04:29:35.000
Also bro, here's the other thing I realized about Apex chat, I can't, like no matter what

04:29:35.000 --> 04:29:39.120
I could never get into a battle royale game, no matter what, whether it's Fortnite, Apex

04:29:39.120 --> 04:29:43.780
Legends or any battle royale game that could come out for the next 10 years because these like chat

04:29:43.780 --> 04:29:48.000
Let's say I were to get into apex the stream sniping gets worse and worse and worse

04:29:48.400 --> 04:29:50.880
And I don't want to see me the fucking two-minute delay

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Literally, I would never get into a battle royale game because the stream sniping is just so bad

04:29:56.640 --> 04:29:58.640
dropping the phone

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All right, I'm just gonna look it up. I'm gonna look up out of mouth

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Let me see if it comes out

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They are so happy to play spoilt.

04:30:18.800 --> 04:30:20.800
What?

04:30:20.800 --> 04:30:24.800
Okay, so stop and play spoilt.

04:30:24.800 --> 04:30:26.800
Okay, in the first round of quarterfinals.

04:30:26.800 --> 04:30:29.800
Dantes, do you want to know what the comparison to this is?

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Okay.

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The only thing I know is that there's one guy that everyone pretends as a goat, but I think he's like the disabled little brother, and I know that it's like one of them, because everyone sits on and glays him, but it's like they glaze him in a sarcastic way.

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This has to be rage bait, there's no way. What's happening right now?

04:30:57.800 --> 04:31:02.700
No kids Richie used to do the same it was a guy that his name start with an S

04:31:02.700 --> 04:31:06.580
And he'd go like dude this guy's the goat and it would be like a guy

04:31:06.860 --> 04:31:13.980
Well, it's like apparently he wasn't good, but like everyone always said he was good and they were just like trolling about it

04:31:19.820 --> 04:31:26.820
He stopens the best rookie in the history of seeds, what are you talking about then why was Richie saying that he wasn't?

04:31:27.800 --> 04:31:33.500
Richie didn't not say that. Richie would never say that. Bro, what are you saying right now?

04:31:33.500 --> 04:31:35.220
Dude, I-I-I-I think-

04:31:35.220 --> 04:31:41.580
Okay, wait. In the Richie YouTube video, I swear to God, at some point he keeps, like, sarcastically saying the-

04:31:42.680 --> 04:31:46.660
Was it Squirt? It was some guy whose name started with an S.

04:31:48.320 --> 04:31:54.740
Brother, Stoppin has, like, the best player rating. Like, he's the, like, most consistent player in Pro League, and he's like 18, bro.

04:31:54.740 --> 04:31:55.900
He's literally a god.

04:31:55.900 --> 04:31:57.900
So is he like the faker of Rainbow Six?

04:31:58.700 --> 04:32:03.400
It's too early to say because he's 18, but like I think he's gonna be the best player of all time when it's all said and done.

04:32:03.700 --> 04:32:04.900
Okay, so what's this like then?

04:32:04.900 --> 04:32:06.000
Spoid versus Stompin.

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So, Spoid versus Stompin is basically the two most known pro league players in the world right now are playing each other in quarterfinals on Friday.

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One of them gets knocked out, one of them goes to semifinals.

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It's basically like

04:32:21.380 --> 04:32:24.340
that first ever time when Sasuke and

04:32:25.820 --> 04:32:27.860
Naruto fought like that first time I

04:32:28.940 --> 04:32:30.940
Haven't watched Dragon Ball

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So

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It's besides the point bro, are you ready for some fucking League or what?

04:32:41.780 --> 04:32:42.900
What is that?!

04:32:42.900 --> 04:32:44.060
BRUH!

04:32:44.060 --> 04:32:45.800
Are you?

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Let's go, bro.

04:32:47.400 --> 04:32:51.920
Oh, also, Jingsy, do you have anything to say about the allegations?

04:32:51.920 --> 04:32:56.420
Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

04:32:56.420 --> 04:32:57.900
What allegations?

04:32:57.900 --> 04:32:58.920
What, what?

04:32:58.920 --> 04:33:03.540
So, I was actually checking some comments of your recent Youtube video, and people were

04:33:03.540 --> 04:33:09.240
saying that apparently, you went to an arcade yesterday and you punched some guy's little

04:33:09.240 --> 04:33:15.120
sister in the throat and then stole their arcade tickets and it literally got corroborated

04:33:15.120 --> 04:33:17.520
by four different YouTube commenters.

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Say you swear to God.

04:33:18.520 --> 04:33:28.760
I swear to God, but go on your recent YouTube video, the 2v2 with me.

04:33:28.760 --> 04:33:29.760
What are you talking about?

04:33:29.760 --> 04:33:38.080
Look, so click on the video, scroll down to the comments.

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straight noise look read what Glicksy said my two favorite mental patients in

04:33:46.000 --> 04:33:51.040
one video um Tom Tass and Jane C the ultimate collab no go up go up go up

04:33:51.040 --> 04:33:56.760
there the guy Glicksy yep that guy hey Jane C met you yesterday at the arcade

04:33:56.760 --> 04:34:01.520
it was so surreal meeting you still not sure why you took all of my tickets and

04:34:01.520 --> 04:34:06.760
punched my little sister yeah so here's the thing there's a trend in my YouTube

04:34:06.760 --> 04:34:12.160
channel I don't I don't know why this started a month ago they just every

04:34:12.160 --> 04:34:15.480
time there's a video they just make up a story of me beating the shit out of

04:34:15.480 --> 04:34:20.880
civilians when I don't do that okay but Jinxie read what Noah said cuz even

04:34:20.880 --> 04:34:25.600
he's backing it up bro why would multiple people back up the same story to my

04:34:25.600 --> 04:34:29.080
surprise I saw Jinxie at the arcade yesterday and I was about to ask for his

04:34:29.080 --> 04:34:34.000
autograph then I saw him steal some dudes tickets and punch the little girl

04:34:34.000 --> 04:34:40.480
of next to him. Yo, Jinxie, shut up. Trying to watch the video. Not a single

04:34:40.480 --> 04:34:52.960
pitch of coaching was done. Okay, okay. Yeah, so listen. Oh, Sol Jibler after a

04:34:52.960 --> 04:34:57.160
photo, but he decided to rob some guy and then punched his little sister instead.

04:34:57.160 --> 04:35:02.200
I was cashing in my tickets at the arcade yesterday when Jinxie snatched them

04:35:02.200 --> 04:35:08.440
out of my hand and punch the little girl behind me to say something. Like, bro, again,

04:35:08.440 --> 04:35:13.120
chat, if you believe this, you're literally a robot. I don't know what else to say. Guys,

04:35:13.120 --> 04:35:18.280
they don't randomly attack civilians, bro. All right, I'm going to go pee and then we're

04:35:18.280 --> 04:35:26.680
getting bronze! Let's go! All right, guys, be honest with me here. Is Jinxie getting

04:35:26.680 --> 04:35:31.140
iron one today yes or no

04:35:31.140 --> 04:35:34.880
but he doesn't beat the shit out of civilians but they if they're against

04:35:34.880 --> 04:35:35.860
them in league

04:35:35.860 --> 04:35:39.440
many might be

04:35:39.440 --> 04:35:43.080
i'd have ice to it up let's go

04:35:43.080 --> 04:35:48.520
no no no no no no no no no no no

04:35:48.520 --> 04:35:52.140
how knows your percent chance

04:35:52.140 --> 04:36:15.140
If he acts like he's in the arcade, then he will.

04:36:15.140 --> 04:36:19.340
I asked Jinxie for my make-a-wish and he spat in my face.

04:36:23.340 --> 04:36:24.540
Well, was that your wish?

04:36:27.440 --> 04:36:30.240
Because I mean, if it was your wish, then you can't really complain about it, right?

04:36:30.240 --> 04:36:31.240
Because he's just like...

04:36:31.240 --> 04:36:48.600
High-vives, high-vives, type, I'm horny and ready for action.

04:36:48.600 --> 04:36:50.600
I

04:37:04.920 --> 04:37:08.600
Now type I must be a rhino the way I'm so horny

04:37:09.840 --> 04:37:12.760
Whoa, whoa, why are you clicking shit stop?

04:37:12.760 --> 04:37:21.560
No, not trading. Sit. We will lose this game. I will throw. I'm blank blank blank and ready for action

04:37:21.560 --> 04:37:28.260
What the fuck I'm eyes? I'm gonna get reported for intake. I jinx you jinx you go for the left one

04:37:29.160 --> 04:37:31.680
Okay, am I gonna get am I gonna get reported for that?

04:37:32.120 --> 04:37:35.920
I'm not gonna lie if any of your teammates report you in champs liked right now

04:37:35.920 --> 04:37:39.880
You'd probably sit out of Q for 30 minutes because you said you're gonna throw

04:37:42.760 --> 04:37:49.200
Yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hi, guys, if you get me banned in league, I swear to

04:37:49.200 --> 04:37:50.600
god, hi, guys.

04:37:50.600 --> 04:38:04.720
Don't, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

04:38:04.720 --> 04:38:12.880
What's the difference between the sociopath and the psychopath?

04:38:12.880 --> 04:38:20.040
Um, sociopaths, wait that's actually a good question, I don't know, I actually don't know,

04:38:20.040 --> 04:38:21.540
wait that's actually a good question.

04:38:21.540 --> 04:38:27.000
Because I thought sociopaths can't feel emotion or empathy for people but also isn't the same

04:38:27.000 --> 04:38:28.000
thing with psychopaths?

04:38:28.000 --> 04:38:34.600
Or no, sociopaths can't feel emotion or empathy for other people and psychopaths are just insane.

04:38:34.600 --> 04:38:40.720
So let's say I had let's say one of us was a sociopath and the other was a psycho

04:38:40.720 --> 04:38:42.720
What who do you think would be what?

04:38:42.720 --> 04:38:48.120
I think we're probably both just psychopaths bro.

04:38:48.120 --> 04:38:51.600
Alright then you better fucking SHOW ME THAT!

04:38:51.600 --> 04:38:56.600
You better SHOW ME THAT!

04:38:56.600 --> 04:39:00.600
Did you just puke in your mouth?

04:39:00.600 --> 04:39:04.640
No, Chats and Chug, please, please Chug.

04:39:04.640 --> 04:39:06.080
Bro, did you just puke in your mouth?

04:39:06.080 --> 04:39:07.680
Bro, focus on the game!

04:39:07.680 --> 04:39:10.480
Okay, by the Gus Walker, yep, okay.

04:39:10.480 --> 04:39:12.240
So now, Jingsy, where are we going?

04:39:12.240 --> 04:39:13.080
Do you-

04:39:13.080 --> 04:39:14.180
Oh, I just rolled my chat to my right monitor, hold up.

04:39:14.180 --> 04:39:16.200
Bro, did you just puke in your mouth?

04:39:16.200 --> 04:39:17.700
Bro, focus on the game!

04:39:19.840 --> 04:39:21.040
Summoners, RIP.

04:39:21.040 --> 04:39:23.880
Okay, now, Jingsy, do you remember what we do in League?

04:39:26.200 --> 04:39:28.280
Top to bottom, hopefully.

04:39:28.280 --> 04:39:30.080
Yep, exactly.

04:39:30.080 --> 04:39:34.080
So now, I want you to hold tab. Hold tab for a second.

04:39:35.680 --> 04:39:41.080
Alright, so this game is a very easy game for you to win. Am I understood?

04:39:41.880 --> 04:39:43.080
Why coach, why?

04:39:43.680 --> 04:39:49.380
So the reason why is because the enemy team has a lot of people, where it's like they just want to stand and fight.

04:39:49.580 --> 04:39:54.880
And that's exactly what Warwick wants. He wants to fight, right?

04:39:56.480 --> 04:39:56.980
Okay.

04:39:56.980 --> 04:40:00.600
No, imagine there's some light in the night, right?

04:40:00.600 --> 04:40:04.100
You try looking, but you have no sense of sight.

04:40:04.100 --> 04:40:06.100
Try with all your might.

04:40:06.100 --> 04:40:09.100
Yo bro, is this even coaching related?

04:40:09.100 --> 04:40:10.600
Are you fucking arriving?

04:40:10.600 --> 04:40:12.100
Okay, what are you doing?

04:40:12.100 --> 04:40:14.600
Okay, listen! Hold your smite!

04:40:14.600 --> 04:40:16.600
Oh my, wait, that actually...

04:40:16.600 --> 04:40:18.600
No, that was crazy.

04:40:18.600 --> 04:40:21.400
Okay, so hold your smite. Finish this with your Q.

04:40:21.400 --> 04:40:23.900
Afterwards, we're playing for the gromp. Let's go.

04:40:23.900 --> 04:40:29.900
I swear to God, ever since I switched to Warwick, I just carry every game.

04:40:29.900 --> 04:40:35.900
Yep, no, smite this, don't forget, you want a smite, smite Q, smite, good.

04:40:35.900 --> 04:40:37.900
Alright.

04:40:37.900 --> 04:40:39.900
Okay.

04:40:39.900 --> 04:40:47.900
So now, Jynx, see this game, we're gonna do something a little crazier, you ready?

04:40:47.900 --> 04:40:52.900
Every time you get a kill, you run 15 minutes of ads.

04:40:52.900 --> 04:40:55.900
Why would I do that? What's the point?

04:40:55.900 --> 04:40:59.900
So that you get incentivized to go fucking crazy.

04:41:03.900 --> 04:41:06.900
Because the thing is, you want to reward your viewers, right?

04:41:06.900 --> 04:41:11.900
So you give them a little gift of 15 minutes of ads, so that every time you get a kill, it's like,

04:41:11.900 --> 04:41:15.900
you guys can share your happiness together. Deal?

04:41:15.900 --> 04:41:17.900
Is this a gank or no?

04:41:17.900 --> 04:41:18.900
No, no, no, no, no.

04:41:18.900 --> 04:41:19.900
Yo, don't test.

04:41:19.900 --> 04:41:20.900
I'm not doing that.

04:41:20.900 --> 04:41:21.900
You psycho.

04:41:21.900 --> 04:41:23.900
Okay, my bad, my bad.

04:41:23.900 --> 04:41:24.900
Okay, but Jynxy.

04:41:24.900 --> 04:41:25.900
I'm not fucking doing that.

04:41:25.900 --> 04:41:28.900
Okay, then don't do it!

04:41:28.900 --> 04:41:30.900
Okay, now Jynxy, hear me out.

04:41:30.900 --> 04:41:31.900
Listen, this is what we've got to do here.

04:41:31.900 --> 04:41:32.900
Are you ready?

04:41:32.900 --> 04:41:35.900
I want you to start talking to me through your thought process,

04:41:35.900 --> 04:41:37.900
because this is your rank up game for Ivan 2,

04:41:37.900 --> 04:41:39.900
so talk to me and see what happens.

04:41:39.900 --> 04:41:41.900
Talk to about Folkler, look for the gank,

04:41:41.900 --> 04:41:42.900
and throw in everything.

04:41:42.900 --> 04:41:43.900
Okay.

04:41:43.900 --> 04:41:46.660
So talk to me about what you're doing and why you're doing it

04:41:47.300 --> 04:41:50.860
Scott's coming so I need to just make this quick so I can get this guy, okay?

04:41:52.660 --> 04:41:58.340
I'm gonna go Scott and maybe look for a gang but I don't like it's there. Okay, so what is gonna be listen?

04:41:58.580 --> 04:42:00.580
What is gonna be the?

04:42:01.740 --> 04:42:05.700
Thought process behind whether or not you go for crab or you go for Ezreal

04:42:06.780 --> 04:42:08.780
If Ezreal is low HP

04:42:08.780 --> 04:42:16.180
Yes, but it's also not only if he's all HP it's if he's close so now look where your blood scent is

04:42:16.180 --> 04:42:18.180
hover over the map show me your map

04:42:21.300 --> 04:42:23.300
Okay, go for the crab go for the crab

04:42:24.540 --> 04:42:27.220
Yeah, because if I go for that the misfortune is gonna keep you asking me down

04:42:29.380 --> 04:42:30.580
All right

04:42:30.580 --> 04:42:34.500
So listen what we're gonna do now is you're gonna play for this. I have no smite

04:42:35.140 --> 04:42:37.820
Back up run away run away run away run away run away

04:42:38.780 --> 04:42:41.780
Press E, E, E, E, E, E, E.

04:42:41.780 --> 04:42:44.780
I can't run. I can't fucking run.

04:42:44.780 --> 04:42:49.780
Like, I can't! I'm stuck. I'm rooted. I'm dead. I'm QV-1.

04:42:49.780 --> 04:42:51.780
Fucking fuck!

04:42:51.780 --> 04:42:57.780
Okay, listen, buy your item. Let me talk to you. Buy your item.

04:42:57.780 --> 04:43:01.780
Okay. So that's what you want to do if you ever need to run away.

04:43:01.780 --> 04:43:04.780
Do you remember what your Q does?

04:43:04.780 --> 04:43:07.780
Yeah?

04:43:07.780 --> 04:43:14.980
So what happens when you hold your Q? It jumps me through them. Exactly. So let's

04:43:14.980 --> 04:43:18.380
say you want to run away and you're getting collapsed on. How do you think

04:43:18.380 --> 04:43:21.620
you should use your abilities in a way where you can actually get away from

04:43:21.620 --> 04:43:30.660
them? Wait coach, coach. Should I? Yep, go for it. But go through the river, through the

04:43:30.660 --> 04:43:36.620
river. Yeah coach, okay. But you're saying to use my Q through his body? Exactly.

04:43:36.620 --> 04:43:38.620
Yes, yes

04:43:42.140 --> 04:43:44.140
He hold Q

04:43:45.940 --> 04:43:50.820
My Q didn't do anything there. Yeah, okay go go go for the walls go for the walls go for the walls go for the walls

04:43:51.020 --> 04:43:56.500
You go for the walls. Why did my Q not do anything? I held Q. Why does this guy fight? Why did my Q not know?

04:44:01.100 --> 04:44:05.740
All right, what's up? What's going on today? What's going on? I helped you nothing happened

04:44:05.740 --> 04:44:11.420
I was on top of him. Okay, why did nothing happen? Okay, why did nothing happen? Okay, Jyncey type dongle dip in your band

04:44:12.060 --> 04:44:14.060
Okay, Jyncey listen listen listen

04:44:14.300 --> 04:44:20.460
Let's lock it in. Okay, we're gonna forget about everything that happened over the last two minutes. I just helped you nothing happened

04:44:20.460 --> 04:44:26.900
I'm on top of it. Okay, Jyncey Jyncey your cue only goes off if you ever get in range, right?

04:44:26.980 --> 04:44:31.260
So if you're not in range what happens? I was inside of his ass

04:44:31.260 --> 04:44:35.420
next option I was in him if you were in him

04:44:35.420 --> 04:44:37.500
Jinxie then you would have went through

04:44:37.500 --> 04:44:41.100
him right so if you weren't going through

04:44:41.100 --> 04:44:43.100
him it's because you weren't in him does

04:44:43.100 --> 04:44:47.500
that make sense I think if I just tap you

04:44:47.500 --> 04:44:49.500
there I get the killcoach I held it and I

04:44:49.500 --> 04:44:51.420
think I died because I held it Jinxie

04:44:51.420 --> 04:44:54.340
whether you tap it or you hold it it

04:44:54.340 --> 04:44:56.500
does not make a difference on the cast

04:44:56.500 --> 04:44:59.700
range okay so it's always the same cast

04:44:59.700 --> 04:45:05.060
No matter if you hold or if you press the only difference is if you go through them. Do you understand?

04:45:05.620 --> 04:45:07.940
Yeah, okay. Got it. Okay

04:45:09.100 --> 04:45:15.300
Holding Q doesn't work for me though. He doesn't do it. My god doesn't do it. Okay. Hold Q on this camp

04:45:15.660 --> 04:45:21.300
Okay, listen, try we're gonna try practicing holding Q on jungle camps. Okay?

04:45:21.300 --> 04:45:30.980
This is what we're gonna try doing now. So I want to go for the blue. Now every single

04:45:30.980 --> 04:45:35.380
time you go for any of these camps, I want you to just sit there and hold Q. Hold Q.

04:45:35.380 --> 04:45:39.940
Yep, like that. So what we're gonna be doing is we're gonna be training you holding Q.

04:45:39.940 --> 04:45:45.540
So when I say press or hold, you're gonna do it. Okay? So here press, don't hold. Press.

04:45:45.540 --> 04:45:46.540
Good. So now-

04:45:46.540 --> 04:45:51.840
What like like like what I know the I know Q makes me go through but what is the benefit of tapping it?

04:45:51.840 --> 04:45:56.440
What is the benefit of tapping it tapping in is only if no it doesn't do anything

04:45:56.600 --> 04:46:02.840
The only thing it does is it makes it so you can auto attack faster after the animation ends so if you're ever

04:46:04.840 --> 04:46:06.840
No

04:46:07.880 --> 04:46:10.360
Okay, wait give me a second. Why would anyone ever tap Q?

04:46:11.000 --> 04:46:13.000
What's the point? Why not just hold it?

04:46:13.000 --> 04:46:22.000
Okay, think of it this way, think of it this way. In Rainbow Six you have assault rifles that do more damage than SMGs, right?

04:46:23.000 --> 04:46:26.000
But SMGs have a higher fire rate, right?

04:46:28.000 --> 04:46:29.000
Yep.

04:46:29.000 --> 04:46:37.000
But even though SMGs have a higher fire rate and assault rifles have more damage, there are some situations where one of them might be better than the other, right?

04:46:39.000 --> 04:46:42.000
Go top, go top, go top, top, top, top, top, yep.

04:46:43.000 --> 04:46:45.800
So it's the same thing when it comes to holding versus tapping.

04:46:45.800 --> 04:46:49.400
So here press W. Press W so again in range. W so again in range.

04:46:49.400 --> 04:46:53.400
This is good. Now hold Q. Okay, so now you're gonna hold Q.

04:46:53.400 --> 04:46:57.400
Okay. All right. Go to the TP! Fast! The minions!

04:46:57.400 --> 04:47:02.600
The minions! I want top! Top! Top! Top! Top!

04:47:05.480 --> 04:47:10.280
Okay, you're gonna hold Q. You're gonna E, hold Q, E.

04:47:13.000 --> 04:47:16.540
i wish is that range back up

04:47:16.540 --> 04:47:17.260
can do it

04:47:17.260 --> 04:47:19.280
okay that's fine that's fine that's fine that's good

04:47:19.280 --> 04:47:20.860
that's good to run into right now

04:47:20.860 --> 04:47:23.040
you're looking making a back now

04:47:23.040 --> 04:47:24.140
just recall

04:47:24.140 --> 04:47:27.880
if you go to the grubs this is how it's gonna come for you and you're gonna die

04:47:27.880 --> 04:47:31.880
so our safest bet is to recall okay

04:47:31.880 --> 04:47:33.280
mister that

04:47:33.280 --> 04:47:38.440
good tickets and i would fuck it he deserves this

04:47:38.440 --> 04:47:39.820
okay

04:47:39.820 --> 04:47:43.020
oh god

04:47:43.020 --> 04:47:43.860
why don't we do that

04:47:43.860 --> 04:47:44.580
why don't we do that

04:47:44.580 --> 04:47:45.740
why don't we do that

04:47:45.740 --> 04:47:46.700
why don't we do that

04:47:46.700 --> 04:47:47.200
okay

04:47:47.200 --> 04:47:47.720
why

04:47:47.720 --> 04:47:48.220
why

04:47:48.220 --> 04:47:49.300
drop the quabs

04:47:49.300 --> 04:47:51.100
drop the quabs

04:47:51.100 --> 04:47:51.600
oh god

04:47:51.600 --> 04:47:52.100
run

04:47:52.100 --> 04:47:52.600
run

04:47:52.600 --> 04:47:52.940
run

04:47:52.940 --> 04:47:55.440
run

04:47:55.440 --> 04:47:58.440
I'm gonna burn my PC

04:47:58.440 --> 04:48:02.780
okay

04:48:02.780 --> 04:48:04.300
why the fuck

04:48:04.300 --> 04:48:08.100
somebody take his way

04:48:08.100 --> 04:48:09.100
okay

04:48:09.100 --> 04:48:16.280
Jamesy. If we're parked at a light, okay, we're parked at a traffic light, and I tell

04:48:16.280 --> 04:48:20.740
you to drive when the light is yellow and you don't, you wait two seconds and you drive

04:48:20.740 --> 04:48:25.860
when it's red and you get in a car accident. What was the issue there?

04:48:25.860 --> 04:48:30.340
How to see your point.

04:48:30.340 --> 04:48:34.820
Okay, so listen, what we're going to do now is it's just about you need to trust me a

04:48:34.820 --> 04:48:39.460
bit more so when I say go for the wave right when I say go for the wave what

04:48:39.460 --> 04:48:42.660
you have to do is you have to go right away if I say back off you back off

04:48:42.660 --> 04:48:47.380
instantly understood yep got it got it got it okay we can so when this came

04:48:47.380 --> 04:48:51.340
easy this is so your game to win we just need a secure we need to like just

04:48:51.340 --> 04:48:55.180
shake it off okay I want you to watch these rubs and just start doing a zesty

04:48:55.180 --> 04:48:59.540
low dance like we need to shake it off right now okay I'm gonna do on two let's

04:48:59.540 --> 04:49:05.260
shake it off you know but like let's get out of our system they they they did

04:49:05.260 --> 04:49:08.500
that they did the grubs the grubs are gone coach all right nothing you're

04:49:08.500 --> 04:49:12.980
saying is attainable or possible coach okay I'm saying is a possible coach

04:49:12.980 --> 04:49:16.620
right now okay saying anything that's possible coach I'm about to freak out

04:49:16.620 --> 04:49:20.980
all right so listen we're gonna go for the wolves on the grump wolves grump and

04:49:20.980 --> 04:49:24.180
then after we're gonna recall play on the dragon okay because we need to set up a

04:49:24.180 --> 04:49:31.460
plan okay all right so this is good so now how we're gonna do this okay is the

04:49:31.460 --> 04:49:35.620
reason why we're doing wolves and then the gromp is because dragons up in 45

04:49:35.620 --> 04:49:39.860
seconds right so it gives us time when we can clear two camps recall and we'll

04:49:39.860 --> 04:49:44.900
still get to the dragon on time with our item power spikes now the only thing we

04:49:44.900 --> 04:49:49.140
can do I want to just do the gromp is maybe a gang topling right so let's show

04:49:49.140 --> 04:49:55.280
on top. Alright, tumbling is too low. So you're gonna want to recall, and after your grump

04:49:55.280 --> 04:49:57.360
you recall, and then you play on the dragon, okay?

04:50:05.860 --> 04:50:11.920
Just recall. Nope. Nope. Just recall. Good! See? So that's why sometimes you have to just

04:50:11.920 --> 04:50:16.560
trust in your team to make a play, and you're gonna be fine, okay? So now just go to the

04:50:16.560 --> 04:50:20.760
dragon this is a damn good start to today baby come on so James yeah I wanted

04:50:20.760 --> 04:50:26.480
to all chat jungle diff real quick let's all chat jungle diff because remember if

04:50:26.480 --> 04:50:30.240
your team's winning it's because of you if they're losing it's because they're

04:50:30.240 --> 04:50:39.000
the problem under said yeah yes coach okay dragon dragon dragon so your

04:50:39.000 --> 04:50:43.440
crocs are up in 30 seconds your blue buffs up in 11 seconds what do you think

04:50:43.440 --> 04:50:50.440
What do you think you should do after this dragon?

04:50:50.440 --> 04:50:52.440
Why would you do blue buff?

04:50:52.440 --> 04:50:54.440
So it regens faster.

04:50:54.440 --> 04:50:56.440
Okay but let me ask you a question.

04:50:56.440 --> 04:50:59.440
After the blue buff, what play do you have to make?

04:50:59.440 --> 04:51:00.440
Crouch.

04:51:00.440 --> 04:51:01.440
Exactly.

04:51:01.440 --> 04:51:04.440
So because there's that much distance to travel?

04:51:04.440 --> 04:51:06.440
Oh god.

04:51:06.440 --> 04:51:08.440
Out of the way, out of the way, out of the way, out of the way.

04:51:15.400 --> 04:51:17.400
I think I used my smite early there, right?

04:51:17.740 --> 04:51:18.240
Yep.

04:51:18.240 --> 04:51:23.480
So, there the problem was I used your smite a bit too early, which is fine to do for jungle camps,

04:51:23.480 --> 04:51:27.280
but against dragons, that's kind of like what happens. Do you see what I mean?

04:51:27.780 --> 04:51:31.680
Yeah, that was um, I already know that. I don't know why, I'm sorry, coach. I was bad.

04:51:31.680 --> 04:51:36.480
Listen, James, I'm telling you, bro. Listen, it's the first game of the day, bro. Even I'm feeling a little bit off

04:51:36.480 --> 04:51:42.980
You know, I mean like even I'm feeling a bit off. So that's why I'm telling you let's just reset and let's focus on we got this shit

04:51:44.560 --> 04:51:46.560
Okay, this guy's on a quadra kill

04:51:48.280 --> 04:51:50.280
Is this Samira Smurfing?

04:51:50.280 --> 04:51:55.920
I'm gonna be honest. She might be but this is the point where it's like we sit here and we thank God for Smurfs, right?

04:51:55.920 --> 04:52:00.920
Remember one thing about the league, so the only time you're ever going to

04:52:00.920 --> 04:52:04.920
complain about smurfing is when the enemy team gets the smurf deal.

04:52:04.920 --> 04:52:06.920
Got it, yes coach.

04:52:06.920 --> 04:52:10.920
Okay, so now you're going to play for your wolves, after the wolves, I want you to go

04:52:10.920 --> 04:52:12.920
for your raptors and then your bugs.

04:52:12.920 --> 04:52:15.920
Alright, got it coach.

04:52:15.920 --> 04:52:18.920
Coach, I have a feeling we're going to go undefeated today.

04:52:18.920 --> 04:52:20.920
I do too, I do, okay.

04:52:20.920 --> 04:52:23.920
You're going for the gromp, that's okay too.

04:52:23.920 --> 04:52:28.120
go for the grump and then afterwards what I want to do is I want you to walk to his

04:52:28.120 --> 04:52:29.120
raptors okay?

04:52:29.120 --> 04:52:30.120
Who's raptors?

04:52:30.120 --> 04:52:39.080
The well the only other guy so like whenever I say his raptors it means the enemy junglers.

04:52:39.080 --> 04:52:40.080
Walk here?

04:52:40.080 --> 04:52:41.080
Yep.

04:52:41.080 --> 04:52:44.440
So the reason why you're doing this Jinxie is because right now top side you don't have

04:52:44.440 --> 04:52:45.440
any play to make.

04:52:45.440 --> 04:52:49.440
Jjonmer, Jjonmer, walk towards raptors, Jjonmer, you're dilly-dallying.

04:52:49.440 --> 04:52:51.940
I'm not dilly-dallying.

04:52:51.940 --> 04:52:53.680
You don't fuck it, fight.

04:52:53.680 --> 04:53:05.160
is good oh my god oh my god bro coach you gotta you gotta pay attention to the

04:53:05.160 --> 04:53:16.920
man okay now you can go for your for your ropers no that was that wait that was

04:53:16.920 --> 04:53:23.780
actually really fucking good yeah I saw him coming bro we know what I'd like

04:53:23.780 --> 04:53:28.820
about that though Jinzy what what do you like about it you want to know what the

04:53:28.820 --> 04:53:33.100
best part about that play was and you want me to be completely honest it was

04:53:33.100 --> 04:53:39.300
the fact that you're willing to tell your coach to go fuck himself yes because

04:53:39.300 --> 04:53:44.180
you sat there and you knew what was right you had the information and you were

04:53:44.180 --> 04:53:50.420
willing to take the risk and it paid off and that just shows that you have what it takes.

04:53:50.420 --> 04:53:51.420
You see what I mean?

04:53:51.420 --> 04:53:53.220
Yeah, bro, of course, bro.

04:53:53.220 --> 04:53:55.340
And Bernard was able to see the shit.

04:53:55.340 --> 04:53:56.820
Do you know what he would say?

04:53:56.820 --> 04:53:57.820
What?

04:53:57.820 --> 04:54:00.780
He would say you're emig by the end of next week.

04:54:00.780 --> 04:54:02.820
That's what fucking Bernard would say, dude.

04:54:02.820 --> 04:54:03.820
Seriously, thank you, man.

04:54:03.820 --> 04:54:10.100
Bro, do you know what I did in 2023 sometimes or have I not told you?

04:54:10.100 --> 04:54:14.000
I think there was something about something of the year, but you can remind me

04:54:14.600 --> 04:54:21.680
Yeah, so in 2023. I actually won gamer of the year. It's um, I barely ever mentioned it

04:54:21.680 --> 04:54:27.400
I bring it up one maybe two times a year, but yeah, it's one of my proudest secrets bro in 2023

04:54:27.400 --> 04:54:29.400
I won gamer of the year. Yes

04:54:29.480 --> 04:54:34.080
So I just I mean you were the like the best gamer of time in the world. Yeah in 2020

04:54:34.400 --> 04:54:38.400
Jesus okay, walk towards the river walk towards river because there's a fight happening

04:54:38.400 --> 04:54:41.160
Remember when there's a fight we want to see if you look for something

04:54:41.820 --> 04:54:47.940
So here go go look look look top look top the misfortune the misfortune. She's between two. It's the red

04:54:48.600 --> 04:54:50.900
The redhead you got this go go go

04:54:51.620 --> 04:54:53.300
Look on her

04:54:53.300 --> 04:55:00.700
Okay, now walk top you're gonna want to press w run press. W go press. W go nice good good good. Yes

04:55:00.700 --> 04:55:01.700
Nice!

04:55:01.700 --> 04:55:06.420
Okay, now go for the gromp.

04:55:06.420 --> 04:55:11.780
Now Jin see, I want to explain to a concept and I'm going to need to listen to it, okay?

04:55:11.780 --> 04:55:18.980
Okay, so there's something called importance of ability, right?

04:55:18.980 --> 04:55:22.980
And what it means is that sometimes you have abilities where you only want to use them if

04:55:22.980 --> 04:55:24.860
you have no other option, right?

04:55:24.860 --> 04:55:31.480
There for example if Zinzel cannot run away, and if he's like rooted and he's probably gonna die

04:55:31.480 --> 04:55:37.540
I shouldn't all exactly because if you save your alt then you can have it for someone else does that make sense

04:55:45.980 --> 04:55:50.440
This is good nice can you get this in go for him

04:55:50.440 --> 04:55:58.560
Okay, have you ever played black ops zombies before?

04:55:58.560 --> 04:56:04.960
Yes, what are my games ever do yes, okay, did you ever use the thunder gun?

04:56:04.960 --> 04:56:12.640
No, what? No, you wait with zombies like black ops one.

04:56:12.640 --> 04:56:18.400
Oh, no, I sort of be okay. Oh, well in BL two they had the thunder gun. Did you ever use the

04:56:18.400 --> 04:56:23.920
Thunder God you mean the transit like DLC got it's the one where it shoots like a big blast

04:56:26.920 --> 04:56:33.060
Yes, sure sure sure okay perfect so back up back up back up you don't want to fight this so think about this

04:56:33.060 --> 04:56:38.220
Okay, when you're using your ultimate, that's the strongest ability that you have

04:56:38.280 --> 04:56:41.640
It's like you're using the best get in your arsenal, right?

04:56:41.800 --> 04:56:43.800
So when you're fighting people

04:56:43.800 --> 04:56:49.020
Type LARP and I will knock you out at 40,000 hours on block ops 2

04:56:50.200 --> 04:56:53.240
Wait don't you have 30,000 on the siege? Yes

04:56:54.300 --> 04:56:56.600
Wait, hold on. Let me do some math

04:56:59.240 --> 04:57:01.240
Okay, I've been out 45

04:57:01.880 --> 04:57:03.880
What

04:57:06.800 --> 04:57:08.800
Okay, so

04:57:08.800 --> 04:57:13.520
No, no, no, why did I just enter a Thunderstorm Thunderstorm, okay?

04:57:13.520 --> 04:57:17.680
So you know that one that one champion that you're gooning over misfortune. I

04:57:19.840 --> 04:57:21.840
Don't remember if I was doing that exactly

04:57:22.080 --> 04:57:25.620
But continue okay, it was one with the arcade skin

04:57:25.620 --> 04:57:28.400
Do you remember you smell like five minutes staring at her and saying whoa?

04:57:29.640 --> 04:57:31.640
Yes

04:57:31.680 --> 04:57:36.240
So what she does is her ultimate creates like this Thunderstorm of bullets

04:57:36.240 --> 04:57:39.240
But if you walk into it, you just fucking straight up die.

04:57:40.240 --> 04:57:41.240
Got it, okay.

04:57:43.240 --> 04:57:49.240
Okay, so now what we're gonna do, Jengzee, is we're gonna clear upwards towards Baron, so start on your Krugs.

04:57:50.240 --> 04:57:53.240
Even if you get there, you're gonna get there too late, so it doesn't matter.

04:57:54.240 --> 04:57:57.240
Yeah, you are. So this is one of the important parts of the game?

04:57:58.240 --> 04:58:03.240
Yes, when your teammates drown, you do not try to save them. You let them drown. Understood?

04:58:04.240 --> 04:58:05.240
Yes, sir.

04:58:05.240 --> 04:58:11.680
Think of it like you're on a stranded island and you're there with a morbidly obese man.

04:58:11.680 --> 04:58:18.080
And imagine there's an airplane pilot that's dead and both of you guys can choose to eat

04:58:18.080 --> 04:58:19.960
half of the airplane pilot.

04:58:19.960 --> 04:58:26.240
Would you give more portions to the obese guy just because he needs more?

04:58:26.240 --> 04:58:28.520
Um, no.

04:58:28.520 --> 04:58:29.520
Exactly!

04:58:29.520 --> 04:58:33.680
Because in your head you're like, wait, I can eat him too if he dies.

04:58:33.680 --> 04:58:37.400
So that's why what you need to do is you need to keep that mentality with league.

04:58:37.400 --> 04:58:40.900
The way you want to play it is in a way where you're always going to sit there and play

04:58:40.900 --> 04:58:45.460
for your own advantage and if your team ends then you try to think of ways where you can

04:58:45.460 --> 04:58:49.180
abuse the pressure they created and use it for your game.

04:58:49.180 --> 04:58:50.180
Does that make sense?

04:58:50.180 --> 04:58:53.780
Yes, yes that makes sense.

04:58:53.780 --> 04:59:02.460
So now listen, we're going to look top, look top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, yep.

04:59:02.460 --> 04:59:08.240
So, now, wait, back up, keep running, yep, you're gonna need Malfight's help, right?

04:59:08.240 --> 04:59:09.740
Ohhhh...

04:59:09.740 --> 04:59:11.740
OHHHHHH, OKAY!

04:59:16.180 --> 04:59:18.680
Yo, Malfight, are you fucking praying dead?!

04:59:18.680 --> 04:59:20.680
HIT HIM!

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I mean, did I do anything wrong there?

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ANYTHING AT ALL!

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HOW THE FUCK!

04:59:27.060 --> 04:59:28.060
DID I DIE?!

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Do you want me to be honest or do you want me to be a D1 Blazer?

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D1 Blazer.

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Okay, so your Malfight is absolutely fucking brain dead, which is probably why he's ironed,

04:59:43.260 --> 04:59:47.340
and even though you played it literally perfectly and did everything you could, that complete

04:59:47.340 --> 04:59:51.300
shit statement of a human being just ruined your chance of winning the fight.

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Okay, now be honest.

04:59:52.700 --> 04:59:56.380
Yeah, you completely fucking butcher that entire play by missing your ult.

04:59:56.380 --> 04:59:59.820
I didn't even have a cell because you said to kill the MF that you were laid on anyways

04:59:59.820 --> 05:00:02.100
So what the fuck do you want him to do if you're gonna miss your alt?

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Okay

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So you cannot solo Baron what you want to do is you just want to play around your Samira so that she can like carry the game

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Yeah, it's like you said the dick-sucking strategy exactly like we need a coach like I were like listen

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We need to get on both of our knees right now for Samira. Does that make sense?

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Okay

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Well, I mean if you want to

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You need to communicate

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Okay, so listen, Q through it, Q through it, Q through it, Q through it, Q through it.

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When I Q through it, does it make me invisible?

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No, it does make you invisible, but it would make it so they can hit you if they walk in.

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Alright, just keep hitting it and pray for the best.

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Now we just pray for the best.

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Yep, just keep hitting it, pray for the best.

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Um, keep hitting it, pray for the best, and then I get literally groped by Miss Fortune.

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Yeah.

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And we lost Baron in the game.

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Wow.

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No, you didn't.

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Because your Samira got a triple kill, so you're fine.

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Mike, okay, GenC, do you actually want me to give you some advice about this game specifically?

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Yeah, please, please.

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When you're in the-

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I'm here to get better, yeah.

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So, when you're in a game where you're getting gapped and you're winning, you need to inflict as much mental damage as possible onto the enemy counter part.

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So here we're going to all chat, sorry for your jungle, I think he's horrible and new to the game.

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So, what we're doing Jinx essentially is we're trying to make it so that even if we don't have a positive impact on the outcome of this game,

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game we're gonna have a positive impact on destroying the mentality of the enemy

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jungle. Does that make sense? No, go for the dragon. So now while you're walking

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to the dragon say Zin Zhao do you even have any limbs? Alright that works too.

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Okay so now we're gonna play for the dragon okay we're gonna do the dragon

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After the dragon we're gonna be looking on the scuttle crab, alright

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Yes, coach

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This is good. Like how are you feeling right now first game in three days?

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I'm just gonna go undefeated today and be bronze soon. Okay, also, okay?

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You're gonna have to ult on him. I'll turn him. I'll talk. Okay. Good. So now at 1,400

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II II II II II nice good

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Okay, do you want me to give you a little bit of advice on Warwick specifically?

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Yep.

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So you know how there it's actually hard for you to like fight and smite the enemy dragon

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because it feels like it's a 50-50?

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Yeah, yeah.

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So your ultimate prevents anybody from using any abilities.

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So it means if the dragon becomes low, like think like 2000 health, you can actually ult

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the Zin Zhao and then smite the dragon and he's not allowed smiting it so you can secure

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the objectives. Does that make sense?

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Oh, I thought when you said, oh, you wanted me to fight him. Sorry.

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Well, no, I did, but then it's like he was able to get the smite, so it was like a bit of a lucky.

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Okay, try Rying. This is good.

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Steal those.

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Alright. Coach, see me steal them?

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listen we're gonna need to get some more cannons so this is what I'm gonna want

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you to do I'm gonna want you to watch your bottom walk bottom and start hitting

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turret so whenever you're in a position like this Warwick is an ultimate

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reliant champion what that means is that okay no hit the minions the minions

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the minions

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okay hit the minions hit the minions yep hit the minions okay okay

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Okay, now hit the turrets.

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Alright, now back up, back up, back up.

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Like, bro, like, what are you saying?

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What?

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James, you?

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Are you trying to get me killed?

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If I tell you to go hit the turret, bud,

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why the fuck are you ganking it?

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GANK ATT!

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WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST WALK THROUGH THE TURRET WITH NO VIGANTS?!

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I'm sorry, coach.

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I actually can't tell you why I just tried to gank a turret.

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Okay, listen.

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You can-

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I legitimately have no words dude. I have no words coach.

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Listen, shit happens, it's fine. What we're gonna do now is we're gonna start on the red, on the red, you're red, you're red, you're red, and we're gonna folk clear actional.

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We're gonna do red, blue, baron, okay?

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Red, blue, baron, got it, got it, got it.

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Okay. Now do you know how minions under turrets work?

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Yes.

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How do they work? Talk to me.

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Once the minions start hitting it, the turret focuses on the minions.

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Exactly. So there's a turret range, and if the minions are there first, then it will always focus them, right?

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So that's why you always want to make sure that you wait for the minions to hit first before you go in so you don't die.

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Got it. Warwick, are you new? No.

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Okay, so now what we're gonna do drone, drone, drone, drone, drone, look at your minimap,

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look at your minimap.

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Go, walk, walk, let's go.

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Go in, go in, go in, your smear wants a flank.

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I didn't mean to do that.

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Alright, now your smear is 1v4.

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more.

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HELLO!

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HELLO!

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HELLO!

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HELLO!

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HELLO!

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HELLO!

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Brody's got smurfing.

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Okay.

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Jinxie.

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If we're going to have a chance at outranking

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Chudwig,

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we're going to have to have you lock it

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the fuck in. Do you know what I mean?

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Yes

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Like right now what we need more than anything is we're gonna need you to sit there and lock it in so like the alts

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For example like the missing alts. We can't be having those you know I mean

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Yeah, sorry, sir

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Okay, now fight this

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II II II good now hit the turret hit the turret back up in the turret I

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I went for the pentachill. I'm sorry coach. Fuck! Wait did Samira have to... wait, wait...

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You just threw the game and now your team is going to lose.

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No bro. No way, we have a 30 kill lead.

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Yeah you're right I was just lying I just wanted to make you feel bad so that you could

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feel the gravity of your actions. Because imagine, Jynxxy, this was a higher elo lobby

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and you didn't hit the Nexus.

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Bro, I just wanted the Pentakill, bro, I'm sorry.

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Okay, Jynxxy, can I show you one of the most infamous League of Legends clips of all time

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that unironically made somebody quit streaming forever?

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Bro, of course you can, bro. Yes, of course, bro.

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Okay, let me show you something.

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Is it in Discord?

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I'm sending it to you right now. This is the one of the most known League of Legends clips ever and it

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Unironically made this guy quit streaming forever. I want you to watch

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Okay, meet it in discord because I think it's fine discord

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Yep, so positive discord no no no you can just screen just screen just screen but you just see him pause it from discord

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Yep, okay now open it wait

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So you're saying this guy quit the game so after this yes, he went back to school and he quit streaming forever

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Watch

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Hey back doors

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So I want you to look at the mini map look at what's happening. I just tell this guy's cracked any back doors

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This guy sounds cracked

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I want you to look at the minimap.

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Are you looking at the minimap?

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What do you see?

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Yeah.

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Fucking ult me!

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What are you actually doing?

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Yeah, but okay, I see the minimap, he's the only guy in their base right now.

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Yes, but look at his base, Jynxy.

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You need to look at his base right now.

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Yeah, I know, they're all there.

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Yep, so now keep watching.

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Are you fucking...

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I don't know how to do this anymore.

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Here's the Nexus! Not the Vlad! What the...

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Ah! What the fuck are you doing?! You're so fucking bad!

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Oh my fucking god! I just broke my thumb.

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That was his last stream

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It wasn't his last stream but after that day he changed permanently and it's like he legitimately quit streaming quit streaming forever after that

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Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro. That is oh my that is probably the yeah

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That's maybe the worst thing I've ever seen in my life

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All they have to do was just ignore Vlad and then hit the Nexus like that's all he had to do was hit the Nexus bro

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not the Vlad. And he was level 18, he would have killed it immediately. Yep.

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But what I'm saying, Jinx, the reason why I shared that clip is because that

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could have been you. Does that make sense? Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry.

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But guess what just happened, bro? Uh, what? I want you to click on your profile.

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I

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Okay, okay, I'll be back high-fives. We don't don't have us. Don't touch anything

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Well, hi boys needs like down a champion on the hover. All right. Hi guys Spanish champion hover

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Hi, guys accept match better champion hover

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Okay, oh

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Wait, is he gonna be here in time? Yeah, good

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Okay, no guys listen listen

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Right now

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Jinxies four wins away from iron one maybe

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maybe five

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But I'm telling you, this next game is 20 kills, 1 million percent.

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Like last game was just unlucky, cause it got co-ops on like twice.

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But I'm telling you this game, it's over performance into 20 kills easy as fuck.

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Like after his practice at the arcade with beating up toddlers, the iron players in League of Legends stand no chance.

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He's we're gonna sit there and fuck shit up in ways that nobody even thought was imaginable

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All right, nice good Rammus ban good Rammus ban

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You need to watch him and correct him instead of just telling guys listen

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What Jinx he needs right now is he needs motivation because

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Why is my tire track typing okay?

05:12:36.340 --> 05:12:40.060
Because that's Ramesses voice line because like you know the guy you ban every game

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Wait hold up

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Jungle path top we will win. I promise don't tell me how to play high-fives. Well done. Well done. Sorry. What were you saying?

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So what I was saying is listen

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Wait wait wait wait what was that?

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Did your brain just explode?

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FUUUUCK!

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Okay.

05:13:02.000 --> 05:13:04.680
What are you trying to say, Gautam?

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What?

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What did you ask?

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What did you ask?

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What did you ask?

05:13:08.940 --> 05:13:09.940
What did you ask?

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Why is the whole chat saying, Okay?

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Okay.

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So the reason, the guy you banned Ramus, right?

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BROTHER SPINNING OUT!

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IT'S AN INGRON SAYS OKAY!

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Oh, Rammus says okay. Got it.

05:13:30.080 --> 05:13:31.080
Yep.

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Uh, he's banned, right?

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Uh, yep. You're gonna be playing against, ooh, dear, this game.

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Who the fuck is this old fart?

05:13:43.080 --> 05:13:52.580
So that guy can transform into four different stances, and he gets different auto attacks based on his stances.

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That doesn't sound balance at all that does not sound battle. I'm gonna be honest

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Nothing sounds balanced if you said then you just like explain what it does like what do you think is so we get champ in the game

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And I'll make it sound broken

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Didn't you say there's somebody with like a 20% 1% inch? What's her name?

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Luke to any booby. What is the name booty?

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What?

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Who?

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There's somebody with a 30% win rate or something. Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi.

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Okay. So Yumi is a champion, right? That can attach anyone in the game and take zero damage.

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So you literally cannot click her at all. She removes isolation and she always stays there even if they get silenced.

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Her Q is a heat seeking missile that slows, does a fuck ton of damage and pokes people out of lane.

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Her W is what allows her to attach and reattach, but I forgot that when she's on champions,

05:14:49.800 --> 05:14:54.100
she gives them more attack damage and ability power, and on top of it, when she uses her

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E, she gets a shield for the person she's on top of, and her ult heals them even though

05:15:01.580 --> 05:15:07.460
she's already on top of them, so she can spam infinite heals and shields and never be targeted.

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But doesn't she have the lowest win rate in the game, so who cares about any of that bullshit?

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Well, yeah, but I was just making it sound broken

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Got it wait don't test

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somebody in my chat just said

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Not chewing any games because this bum is on hey bro. That means you're an iron anyway. So guess what?

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We're all bombs. We're all bombs and iron dipshit

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Like you're not better than me

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You're not

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We're all iron dumbass

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We all suck!

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Holy fuck!

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Wait till I get bronze.

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Don't test, I'm getting bronze this week, bro.

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I'm gonna play every fucking day and I'm gonna hit bronze.

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It's gonna be cinnamon!

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Okay, now listen.

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Bronze rank up game is gonna be cinnamon!

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Listen, not only are you gonna hit bronze, Jinxy,

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you're gonna fucking break

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through barriers.

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Do you understand?

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Bro, I just feel like I'm doing better in my fighting, Don Test.

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Like, I feel like

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But when I fight, I always use my Q, my W, and my E for the most part. I used to never do any of that.

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And yeah, I feel like I drone more, I'm getting better at clearing. I still think I'm getting better, bro.

05:16:16.860 --> 05:16:22.860
Well, that's why it's because you are, dude. Because the thing about League of Legends, I'm explaining to you here,

05:16:22.860 --> 05:16:25.860
the thing about League of Legends is that as long as you're playing a lot of games, you're always going to improve.

05:16:25.860 --> 05:16:28.860
So what happens is that as long as you're just playing games and you play 2-3 hours a day,

05:16:28.860 --> 05:16:31.860
then you're going to end up getting better and you're going to get better with the mechanics and like everything.

05:16:31.860 --> 05:16:34.860
Your macro's going to become better, you're going to be able to target champions better,

05:16:34.860 --> 05:16:39.500
You're gonna be able to literally sit there and just dominate games and we say we're unable to be for it because everything

05:16:39.500 --> 05:16:42.580
They learn ends up becoming second nature and then as it becomes second nature

05:16:42.580 --> 05:16:46.260
You can actually learn more and more and more which you'll also have a backlog of information

05:16:46.260 --> 05:16:49.780
They never actively think about but it's subconsciously there so that you can always play better

05:16:49.780 --> 05:16:52.360
And that's how you rank up and actually like improve and dominate

05:16:53.660 --> 05:17:00.340
All right, bro, you have more autism than me. I'm not even kidding bro. What? Yeah, bro. I'm gonna play the game

05:17:01.220 --> 05:17:03.220
What?

05:17:04.860 --> 05:17:11.860
And Lazy, that give her the 50-gifted, put the Yeager black ice in my ass.

05:17:11.860 --> 05:17:13.580
OK, Domtense, listen up, bro.

05:17:13.580 --> 05:17:15.020
I have a question for you.

05:17:15.020 --> 05:17:17.180
I have an answer.

05:17:17.180 --> 05:17:18.220
Messier, Ronaldo.

05:17:22.460 --> 05:17:23.540
LaMigna, Mal.

05:17:26.300 --> 05:17:27.380
That might be an edit.

05:17:27.380 --> 05:17:28.860
I'm not even kidding.

05:17:28.860 --> 05:17:30.540
Yo, Chad, I'm not even kidding.

05:17:30.540 --> 05:17:33.100
That's going to be an edit.

05:17:33.100 --> 05:17:36.100
it's going to cut right to a lamina mall club after it

05:17:36.100 --> 05:17:41.100
I was actually not expecting that

05:17:41.100 --> 05:17:47.100
I'm going to see that on tiktok in 6 days

05:17:47.100 --> 05:17:48.100
I guarantee it

05:17:48.100 --> 05:17:50.100
well you think it will take that long?

05:17:50.100 --> 05:17:53.100
yes bro a barça fan is probably in cap cut right now

05:17:53.100 --> 05:17:56.100
but what's barça?

05:17:56.100 --> 05:17:58.100
alright

05:17:58.100 --> 05:18:01.100
so you know lamina mall but you don't know barça

05:18:01.100 --> 05:18:07.020
Yeah, but the only reason why I know the medium all is because every once in a while I see a Twitter post about how he's like having sex with prostitutes

05:18:08.180 --> 05:18:10.980
Oh, that is true. You heard about diddy Yamal

05:18:11.420 --> 05:18:14.320
Bro, basically the medium all entered the prime of his career

05:18:14.820 --> 05:18:16.820
At the age of like

05:18:17.620 --> 05:18:22.420
1716 he was like the best youngster of all time and then he randomly decided to go to

05:18:22.860 --> 05:18:27.340
Brazil and party with Neymar and then he got a penis injury like a week later

05:18:27.340 --> 05:18:34.300
Well does it doesn't you also have like STD's like there's not one picture of him getting sucked off on a cruise ship or something

05:18:34.300 --> 05:18:37.220
No, yes, bro. Did it in your mom did it in all? I'm glad you know the lore

05:18:37.220 --> 05:18:41.580
But bro, you might be the only person in the world that knows let me give all but doesn't know Barça

05:18:42.100 --> 05:18:48.660
Well, it's cuz I don't keep up with soccer like the only thing I know about soccer is that they played a lot in like Brazil and

05:18:48.900 --> 05:18:50.020
and

05:18:50.020 --> 05:18:52.220
The UK Sidemen charity matches

05:18:52.860 --> 05:18:54.860
Yeah

05:18:54.860 --> 05:18:59.940
All right, so now Jinxie are we ready to go fucking crazy? Yes or no?

05:18:59.940 --> 05:19:03.780
Wait, don't say yes. Yes. Did you see what Daria said? Look look look show me

05:19:04.760 --> 05:19:07.380
Why can't I see Warwick or Jinx's name?

05:19:08.700 --> 05:19:14.760
Warwick skin from last game where you're my opponent tell him no I am your savior

05:19:21.060 --> 05:19:23.060
Good

05:19:23.060 --> 05:19:30.060
Now, Jinxie, what does Darius say when he ults?

05:19:30.060 --> 05:19:33.060
DEMASCUS!

05:19:33.060 --> 05:19:34.060
Yes!

05:19:34.060 --> 05:19:40.060
Okay, now what does Jinxie say when he ults?

05:19:40.060 --> 05:19:42.060
DEMASCUS!

05:19:42.060 --> 05:19:47.060
Okay, so from now on, Jinxie, listen, one thing you have to know about some League streamers

05:19:47.060 --> 05:19:51.060
is every once in a while there's going to be an autistic League streamer

05:19:51.060 --> 05:19:57.280
streamer that randomly just says or does the same annoying thing every single time they do something in a game and

05:19:57.380 --> 05:19:59.380
That ends up becoming their trademark

05:19:59.380 --> 05:20:04.040
So for some people it's that they say a certain thing other people it's that they type

05:20:04.060 --> 05:20:10.300
What you're gonna do is every time you out you're gonna scream Damascus. That's gonna be your thing. Okay?

05:20:13.380 --> 05:20:15.380
All right

05:20:15.380 --> 05:20:20.140
So now Jinxie, we have two smite charges.

05:20:20.140 --> 05:20:22.980
We're going to want to save it for the blue buff though, okay?

05:20:22.980 --> 05:20:23.980
Yes, King.

05:20:23.980 --> 05:20:24.980
Alright.

05:20:24.980 --> 05:20:25.980
Okay.

05:20:25.980 --> 05:20:32.380
So now Jinxie, we're playing on the blue, we're playing on the gromp, what's the plan

05:20:32.380 --> 05:20:33.380
after?

05:20:33.380 --> 05:20:34.380
Gang.

05:20:34.380 --> 05:20:35.380
Recall.

05:20:35.380 --> 05:20:36.380
Okay.

05:20:36.380 --> 05:20:37.380
Scott.

05:20:37.380 --> 05:20:38.380
Scott.

05:20:38.380 --> 05:20:39.380
Scott.

05:20:39.380 --> 05:20:40.380
Let's make a list of plans.

05:20:40.380 --> 05:20:41.380
What?

05:20:41.380 --> 05:20:42.380
What?

05:20:42.380 --> 05:20:43.380
Give me a bunch of ideas.

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What do you think would happen?

05:20:44.380 --> 05:20:49.380
Scott, look for gank if no gank, recall.

05:20:49.380 --> 05:20:50.380
That sounds good.

05:20:50.380 --> 05:20:52.380
That sounds good.

05:20:52.380 --> 05:20:55.380
Alright, so now Jinxie, we're going to play for Gromp, okay?

05:20:55.380 --> 05:20:57.380
After Gromp, we're going to look on the crab.

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Now, the thing is that sometimes in League,

05:21:00.380 --> 05:21:03.380
you know how you don't have priority in your lanes?

05:21:03.380 --> 05:21:04.380
Yeah.

05:21:04.380 --> 05:21:07.380
I want you to envision for a second that in cases like that,

05:21:07.380 --> 05:21:10.380
you're a Manchester United fan from the UK.

05:21:10.380 --> 05:21:12.380
It's like all you can feel is disappointment,

05:21:12.380 --> 05:21:14.620
But you need to just learn to live with it, right?

05:21:14.620 --> 05:21:17.620
What do you mean by priority, though?

05:21:17.620 --> 05:21:18.620
I don't know what you mean by priority.

05:21:18.620 --> 05:21:20.620
So go top, go top, and I'll explain.

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Top top.

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Okay, all right, press W.

05:21:24.380 --> 05:21:29.380
If you're going to go bot, play press W.

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All right, then just back off.

05:21:30.620 --> 05:21:32.620
You got exhausted, that's fine, just back off.

05:21:32.620 --> 05:21:36.380
Okay, so priority means who can move first to place.

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So when you're bot, and you're going to have to back up further.

05:21:41.380 --> 05:21:50.380
So when your bot and your mid are under their turret, it means that if a fight breaks out on a scuttle crab, who's going to rotate first?

05:21:52.380 --> 05:21:53.380
Wait, say that again?

05:21:54.380 --> 05:22:01.380
If your bot laners and your mid laner are under turret and a fight breaks out on a scuttle crab, right?

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Then who do you think is going to rotate first?

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The bot lane?

05:22:08.380 --> 05:22:12.380
No! The enemy team!

05:22:12.380 --> 05:22:15.380
Bro, I don't know what you mean. Explain priority, please.

05:22:15.380 --> 05:22:18.380
Okay. Wait a minute, let me think.

05:22:18.380 --> 05:22:21.380
Explain it like I'm five. Please, bro. What does priority mean?

05:22:21.380 --> 05:22:22.380
Uh, okay.

05:22:22.380 --> 05:22:25.380
You mean it's like somebody who gets there first?

05:22:25.380 --> 05:22:32.380
Okay, okay, okay. This is the best way that I could explain it.

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Imagine that you're turtle-heading, okay?

05:22:35.380 --> 05:22:38.900
What does turtle heading mean?

05:22:38.900 --> 05:22:45.660
It's when you really need a poop but you can't but you low key feel it coming out.

05:22:45.660 --> 05:22:51.140
When you need to do that, right, and you see that, what do you think is going to happen

05:22:51.140 --> 05:22:52.140
first?

05:22:52.140 --> 05:22:54.800
Imagine you take laxatives and you're turtle heading.

05:22:54.800 --> 05:22:58.500
Which hole do you think you're going to be spewing from first?

05:22:58.500 --> 05:23:02.140
Bro, that guy just broke my ankle.

05:23:02.140 --> 05:23:03.140
Oh my god.

05:23:03.140 --> 05:23:06.920
Okay, go to your wolves. Go to your wolves. I'll try to like actually explain it. Go to your wolves

05:23:06.920 --> 05:23:09.820
No, that guy just snapped my ankles. Um, um, um

05:23:10.220 --> 05:23:15.820
Bro, you just mean whoever gets there first. That's all you have to say. Yeah. Yeah, that that's pretty much it

05:23:15.820 --> 05:23:17.820
I'm talking about turtle heading like what?

05:23:18.380 --> 05:23:21.260
Yeah, dude, you told me to explain it like you're five

05:23:22.860 --> 05:23:25.660
Yeah, bro, so the way to do it is whoever gets there first

05:23:27.220 --> 05:23:29.900
You know, I'm gonna be honest. I actually didn't think of that

05:23:29.900 --> 05:23:35.900
Like that's why I love you, bro. You're an interesting guy, dude

05:23:39.900 --> 05:23:41.900
Six days coming

05:23:42.620 --> 05:23:48.640
Okay, so listen listen listen listen daddy needs to come for his good girl's balling. So what does that mean Jin see?

05:23:49.820 --> 05:23:51.780
Gank yep exactly

05:23:51.780 --> 05:23:57.300
So what you're gonna want to do share is you're gonna want to look towards bot and afterwards we're gonna see if we look for a play

05:23:57.300 --> 05:24:01.440
So I'm gonna want you to wait wait sit in the bush sit in the bush sit in the bush

05:24:02.580 --> 05:24:05.180
Okay, now there's nothing here, so you're gonna have to recall

05:24:07.380 --> 05:24:14.360
So this is the thing remember as a jungler you need to be okay with doing nothing because it's when you overforce oh

05:24:14.820 --> 05:24:22.660
My god, wait, I just saw the perfect analogy. Okay, Jin see what if I told you that playing jungle is actually like playing Rainbow Six Siege

05:24:22.660 --> 05:24:28.780
what what do you mean so what I mean is that what is the most common way that

05:24:28.780 --> 05:24:34.900
people lose games in Rainbow Six Siege over the aggressive exactly it's by

05:24:34.900 --> 05:24:39.780
going into areas where they have no like vision where they're just running

05:24:39.780 --> 05:24:42.580
through and they don't know where people are right yeah like not drowning

05:24:42.580 --> 05:24:46.900
exactly not drowning and it's the same thing with League the most common way

05:24:46.900 --> 05:24:50.340
for you to lose a game is for you to try going for a play you shouldn't go for

05:24:50.340 --> 05:24:54.260
The enemy gets kills and now they're ahead and they win. Does that make sense?

05:24:55.300 --> 05:24:58.580
Got it. Like just don't force shit. Don't force shit. Exactly. Yes

05:24:58.620 --> 05:25:06.580
So that's why the best League of Legends player that you're ever gonna find they're people that don't force shit unless they know they can do it

05:25:07.100 --> 05:25:08.460
Tyler?

05:25:08.460 --> 05:25:11.740
Um, well, I would say Tyler might be like the third best

05:25:12.740 --> 05:25:14.220
Who's the best?

05:25:14.220 --> 05:25:16.220
Faker. Oh

05:25:16.740 --> 05:25:18.620
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Faker Faker. Yep

05:25:20.340 --> 05:25:23.460
Aren't you going to ask me who the second best is?

05:25:23.460 --> 05:25:25.460
I think you're just going to say, not as...

05:25:25.460 --> 05:25:27.540
No, there's no one else I was going to say.

05:25:27.540 --> 05:25:28.740
Who, who? Who's the second best?

05:25:28.740 --> 05:25:32.060
The person you're in call with.

05:25:32.060 --> 05:25:34.500
Okay, no. I'll give you that. I'll give you that.

05:25:34.500 --> 05:25:38.700
Okay, so now go for the grubs. Go for the grubs. Top grubs. Top grubs. Top grubs. Top grubs.

05:25:38.700 --> 05:25:43.340
So whenever you're finishing one quadrant, so these three camps on the side of the map

05:25:43.340 --> 05:25:47.540
before you enter the middle lane, that's what's known as a quadrant.

05:25:47.540 --> 05:25:52.540
When you finish one and you see an objective is up, then you can actually go and you can finish it. Does that make sense?

05:25:54.540 --> 05:25:57.540
Yeah. What do you mean by quadra though? What do you mean?

05:25:57.540 --> 05:26:02.540
So, okay. Quadrant means quadra. What does quadra mean?

05:26:02.540 --> 05:26:03.540
Four.

05:26:03.540 --> 05:26:04.540
Exactly.

05:26:04.540 --> 05:26:06.540
Oh, yeah, I got you. Yep, I understand what you mean.

05:26:06.540 --> 05:26:07.540
Exactly.

05:26:07.540 --> 05:26:08.540
Top left, top right.

05:26:08.540 --> 05:26:15.540
Exactly. Yes! Yes! Good! Good! Good!

05:26:15.540 --> 05:26:18.380
Yeah, that made that bro that makes perfect sense

05:26:24.700 --> 05:26:30.500
Like Jinx you're like a fucking sponge brother where you're absorbing this shit, okay, we are right

05:26:35.780 --> 05:26:39.420
So coach is that worth it in that scenario or no, what do you think? Okay?

05:26:39.980 --> 05:26:42.140
So, what do you think honestly? Okay?

05:26:42.140 --> 05:26:49.860
So so what just happened is like imagine you're a military ranger and you put a blindfold on right and then you take a

05:26:49.860 --> 05:26:56.100
Shit ton of cocaine you run into the middle of five people and you start swinging a machete around and it's like even though

05:26:56.100 --> 05:27:01.500
You killed four people one of the people you killed was a terrorist that was gonna blow up a school, right?

05:27:01.740 --> 05:27:07.380
It's like what you did was a good thing, but it could have been a really bad thing does that make sense?

05:27:07.380 --> 05:27:16.040
It was a high variance line high variance. No, so the problem there was your habit was bad because you went in for the fight without even droning

05:27:16.040 --> 05:27:18.560
You were going in blind, bro. Does that make sense?

05:27:18.760 --> 05:27:23.340
No, but I droned and I saw him falling back. So I knew he had to be low health. Yeah, but Jinxie

05:27:23.460 --> 05:27:28.000
There's a difference between I knew he had to be and I saw he was

05:27:29.520 --> 05:27:33.640
Got it got it. Okay. Yep. Yes, coach. Sorry. Yep because remember

05:27:34.520 --> 05:27:36.160
Jinxie

05:27:36.160 --> 05:27:38.760
What's the worst part about assuming things?

05:27:39.560 --> 05:27:44.080
It makes an ass out of you and me it makes an ass out of you and me nice

05:27:44.480 --> 05:27:48.720
So that's why you can assume things about positions on stuff like that

05:27:48.720 --> 05:27:52.480
But whenever we can get the actual specific information

05:27:53.080 --> 05:27:56.520
We want to be able to actually get it. Does that make sense? Yep

05:27:57.800 --> 05:28:03.120
Yeah, why assume when you can just look and now exactly yes, bro. Yes, exactly

05:28:03.120 --> 05:28:08.560
This is very similar to siege and just choosing to not take the extra second to drone

05:28:09.480 --> 05:28:12.480
Yeah, exactly except that in this game

05:28:12.640 --> 05:28:18.140
It makes it even better because you don't even have to wait because you can keep moving while you're drowning. Yes

05:28:19.160 --> 05:28:25.180
Exactly like there's nothing that you have to do the only thing you have to do is just be one to literally left click

05:28:25.180 --> 05:28:30.380
That's it snow go to your crugs. No, you're not going to go to crugs go to crugs

05:28:33.120 --> 05:28:39.760
so why are you not diving that tell me because he recalls because he's

05:28:39.760 --> 05:28:44.000
recalling and because it's a risk if we go for that because we also don't know

05:28:44.000 --> 05:28:47.200
where the enemy jungler is so what if you went there the enemy jungler is

05:28:47.200 --> 05:28:51.520
waiting for you and he starts plowing you then what oh yeah that's my bad

05:28:51.520 --> 05:28:55.760
boy wasted my smite too fuck I wasted my smite bro okay so I'm gonna tell you

05:28:55.760 --> 05:29:00.080
something right now when you get to this go top go top when you get to the

05:29:00.080 --> 05:29:07.680
stage of the game because look at how far up he is

05:29:07.680 --> 05:29:12.120
it's like okay you can see think of it this way think of this okay

05:29:12.120 --> 05:29:22.920
imagine nice okay let me explain it's good because your diary serves it so

05:29:22.920 --> 05:29:29.640
recall let me explain it to you imagine you're a playground kid mapper okay

05:29:29.640 --> 05:29:32.640
Uh, I don't feel like pro.

05:29:32.640 --> 05:29:34.640
Is there another analogy?

05:29:34.640 --> 05:29:36.640
This is the best one.

05:29:36.640 --> 05:29:38.640
Okay, okay, okay.

05:29:38.640 --> 05:29:41.640
So, when you're a playground kidnapper,

05:29:41.640 --> 05:29:44.640
it's not about which kid looks the easiest to abduct.

05:29:44.640 --> 05:29:46.640
Bro, what are these slimes?

05:29:46.640 --> 05:29:47.640
RUN!

05:29:49.640 --> 05:29:51.640
PLEASE, JNC!

05:29:51.640 --> 05:29:52.640
I'm out of the coach here!

05:29:52.640 --> 05:29:53.640
Yes, sorry.

05:29:53.640 --> 05:29:54.640
Okay.

05:29:54.640 --> 05:29:57.640
It's not about which kid is the smallest

05:29:57.640 --> 05:30:03.440
the easiest to abduct. It's about which kid will not have his parents come to him in time

05:30:03.440 --> 05:30:09.880
to save him. Does that make sense? Yes. It's the same thing with League of Legends turrets.

05:30:09.880 --> 05:30:15.440
View the turrets like the parents. If someone is far away from the turret, then it doesn't

05:30:15.440 --> 05:30:22.000
matter if they're big or small or anything. They're easy to abduct. Does that make sense?

05:30:22.000 --> 05:30:25.080
So abduct people that are away from turrets?

05:30:25.080 --> 05:30:27.120
Exactly, yes.

05:30:27.120 --> 05:30:28.120
Okay.

05:30:28.120 --> 05:30:29.120
Got it.

05:30:29.120 --> 05:30:30.120
Alright, perfect.

05:30:30.120 --> 05:30:31.120
So now what we're gonna do-

05:30:31.120 --> 05:30:32.120
Actually, you made sense, bro.

05:30:32.120 --> 05:30:33.120
Dude, it does!

05:30:33.120 --> 05:30:34.120
But I got it, bro.

05:30:34.120 --> 05:30:35.120
If you get, like, arrested someday, I can't say that I was that surprised.

05:30:35.120 --> 05:30:36.120
And I'm honestly probably gonna have to go to court.

05:30:36.120 --> 05:30:37.120
Because I was gonna- I could have reported this to authorities.

05:30:37.120 --> 05:30:38.120
I could have stopped this shit.

05:30:38.120 --> 05:30:39.120
It's okay.

05:30:39.120 --> 05:30:40.120
I just keep it all inside me.

05:30:40.120 --> 05:30:41.120
Okay.

05:30:41.120 --> 05:30:42.120
I'm gonna go.

05:30:42.120 --> 05:30:43.120
I'm gonna go.

05:30:43.120 --> 05:30:44.120
I'm gonna go.

05:30:44.120 --> 05:30:45.120
I'm gonna go.

05:30:45.120 --> 05:30:46.120
I'm gonna go.

05:30:46.120 --> 05:30:47.120
I'm gonna go.

05:30:47.120 --> 05:30:48.120
I'm gonna go.

05:30:48.120 --> 05:30:49.120
I'm gonna go.

05:30:49.120 --> 05:30:50.120
I'm gonna go.

05:30:50.120 --> 05:30:51.120
I'm gonna go.

05:30:51.120 --> 05:30:58.120
me

05:30:58.120 --> 05:30:59.060
look for this

05:30:59.060 --> 05:31:01.800
so i can

05:31:01.800 --> 05:31:04.160
that's all you

05:31:04.160 --> 05:31:09.080
now don't use your area don't wait your vax has cancer you

05:31:09.080 --> 05:31:10.000
where's my back

05:31:10.000 --> 05:31:17.000
she has fucking cancer

05:31:17.800 --> 05:31:19.240
so here

05:31:19.240 --> 05:31:21.240
So what are you going to do next time?

05:31:25.240 --> 05:31:27.240
How did I report?

05:31:30.240 --> 05:31:34.240
So in the future when you do as a League player, buy your items, buy your items.

05:31:34.240 --> 05:31:42.240
So what you, like the most stereotypical League player frame they could possibly do is not tell a teammate to get reported.

05:31:42.240 --> 05:31:45.240
It's you need to tell your teammate to get cancer.

05:31:45.240 --> 05:31:47.240
Okay, got it.

05:31:47.240 --> 05:31:50.120
so it's like let's practice a little harsh

05:31:50.120 --> 05:31:51.400
dude come on

05:31:51.400 --> 05:31:52.760
do that things a little hard

05:31:52.760 --> 05:31:54.720
get it get it jing see don't forget

05:31:54.720 --> 05:31:56.720
your teammates aren't real people bro

05:31:56.720 --> 05:32:03.720
they're just npc's sent by the ross trials to ruin your games

05:32:05.640 --> 05:32:08.120
so it's like you don't have to worry you're not actually hurting anyone's

05:32:08.120 --> 05:32:15.440
feelings you can say whatever you want

05:32:15.440 --> 05:32:21.440
So my teammates in League of Legends aren't real people. They're NPCs sent by Jacob Rothschild himself.

05:32:21.440 --> 05:32:28.440
Yes, exactly. That's why sometimes you get long Q-times, because it's a rider sitting behind his monitor,

05:32:28.440 --> 05:32:34.440
trying to find the most disgusting 4 rejects to put on your team to make you lose. Does that make sense?

05:32:34.440 --> 05:32:36.440
Okay, got it, got it.

05:32:36.440 --> 05:32:39.440
Like everyone thinks that it's an automated system. It's not.

05:32:39.440 --> 05:32:46.920
Every match is handcrafted and hand selected to either give you the freest win or the most disturbing loss of your entire life

05:32:47.760 --> 05:32:49.200
Got it. Okay

05:32:49.200 --> 05:32:53.060
So now Jim see now what we're gonna do is we're gonna do a lesson, okay?

05:32:53.280 --> 05:32:59.480
So why it has an automated system or if you tell someone to get cancer you're gonna get reported unbanned, right?

05:32:59.480 --> 05:33:07.080
I was about to R in chaos like a piece of shit.

05:33:07.080 --> 05:33:11.720
So what we do, Jamesy, is if we want to avoid the automated system, we have to actually

05:33:11.720 --> 05:33:16.400
sit there and we have to start using acronyms.

05:33:16.400 --> 05:33:20.480
So you know how, for example, instead of saying laugh out loud, you're going to say

05:33:20.480 --> 05:33:21.480
law?

05:33:21.480 --> 05:33:22.480
Yeah.

05:33:22.480 --> 05:33:26.800
Instead of saying get cancer, we're going to say GC.

05:33:26.800 --> 05:33:30.800
So now we can say Vex GC.

05:33:30.800 --> 05:33:34.800
Bro, that seems, like that seems rough dude.

05:33:34.800 --> 05:33:38.800
Bro, that seems rough. I don't know if I'm cut out for this game bro.

05:33:38.800 --> 05:33:41.800
That seems like really rough.

05:33:41.800 --> 05:33:44.800
Yeah, it's okay. You only need to worry about this when you're higher elo.

05:33:44.800 --> 05:33:47.800
The higher elo you are, the more flames you unlock.

05:33:47.800 --> 05:33:49.800
Okay.

05:33:49.800 --> 05:33:52.800
Think of it this way Jinx. It's like right now your irons are not allowed to play on your team,

05:33:52.800 --> 05:33:58.740
But then when you get like silver you can call them noobs when you get to gold you can call them like lobotomy patients

05:33:58.740 --> 05:34:03.700
And then by the time you're challenger you're gonna be typing their full address full name IP address in the team chat

05:34:03.700 --> 05:34:05.700
And then sending head men to their house

05:34:06.300 --> 05:34:10.680
Okay, got it. Got it. All right. So now look on the top gank here

05:34:11.760 --> 05:34:18.360
Walk up. Yep. This looks good. This looks good to me destroy this. Yep. So now do w w w w

05:34:18.360 --> 05:34:21.960
I know go you got this. I want you to art. I want you to art

05:34:25.920 --> 05:34:32.920
Okay, keep going keep going you could have flashed for one in flash yes, yes, yes

05:34:35.200 --> 05:34:40.080
Wait, I got another go up one more. No, you don't know you don't he's foolish people for it, bro

05:34:40.080 --> 05:34:42.080
I got it bro. I moved my team. I got it

05:34:48.360 --> 05:34:55.180
what did I say coach what did I say what did I say what did I say coach what

05:34:55.180 --> 05:34:58.940
did I say bro I told you I got it sometimes you got to trust your fucking

05:34:58.940 --> 05:35:05.220
student you know what you can see the only thing I can say is good fucking

05:35:05.220 --> 05:35:09.860
shit now walk straight bar get that dragon you see I wanted to not click

05:35:09.860 --> 05:35:14.580
anything okay you saw how you clicked automatically towards the dragon yeah

05:35:14.580 --> 05:35:17.580
That's something that a challenger player would do.

05:35:17.580 --> 05:35:19.580
I'm not even kidding.

05:35:19.580 --> 05:35:21.580
I swear to god.

05:35:21.580 --> 05:35:22.580
I'm not even kidding.

05:35:22.580 --> 05:35:25.580
Clicking towards dragon there, that's a challenger click.

05:35:25.580 --> 05:35:27.580
I want you to type in chat right now.

05:35:27.580 --> 05:35:29.580
No you're not.

05:35:29.580 --> 05:35:32.580
You're horrible, fear them away from you.

05:35:32.580 --> 05:35:35.580
Because they're not going to award this, they're dog shit.

05:35:35.580 --> 05:35:39.580
I want you to assume in solo queue that every single person you play with is dog shit.

05:35:39.580 --> 05:35:41.580
Your teammates, the enemies, everyone.

05:35:41.580 --> 05:35:45.580
So you can just do the most random shit ever and get away with it because they're fucking ass, okay?

05:35:45.580 --> 05:35:46.080
Got it.

05:35:47.080 --> 05:35:47.780
Fight this guy.

05:35:50.180 --> 05:35:50.980
Come on, Genkzi.

05:35:54.280 --> 05:35:56.280
What the fuck was that? What was that?

05:35:56.780 --> 05:36:00.680
Bro, what was that Yawtsov's shit? What was that right there?

05:36:01.180 --> 05:36:03.080
Had to be an ult. Tell me that was an ult.

05:36:03.080 --> 05:36:04.880
Yeah, that was an ult. That was an ult.

05:36:05.180 --> 05:36:06.880
Okay, I was about to say what the fuck-

05:36:06.880 --> 05:36:08.680
It's on a 15 second cooldown.

05:36:11.580 --> 05:36:15.180
Brother, did he just turn me into a tornado? What was that?

05:36:15.180 --> 05:36:20.480
So, he throws out tornadoes and then he kills the people that are knocked up.

05:36:22.980 --> 05:36:24.980
Wow, that actually sounds kind of broken.

05:36:24.980 --> 05:36:29.180
Yep. So, and you know what the craziest thing about our champion is?

05:36:30.180 --> 05:36:34.780
He can ult anybody that's knocked up, even if it's not from him.

05:36:37.180 --> 05:36:40.180
Really? Even if his teammate like pops out of it, like Poppy?

05:36:40.180 --> 05:36:44.700
Yep. So now, uh, W, W, W, W, and go for the top kill. W, go for the top kill.

05:36:44.700 --> 05:36:48.180
He's away from his turret. His parents aren't around, Jynxy.

05:36:48.180 --> 05:36:50.180
You know what that means!

05:36:52.700 --> 05:36:53.700
Oh, Jesus.

05:36:54.900 --> 05:36:55.540
Oh, my God.

05:36:55.540 --> 05:36:56.900
Alright, that was not the ult.

05:36:56.900 --> 05:36:57.900
No.

05:36:58.380 --> 05:36:59.180
That was not the ult.

05:36:59.180 --> 05:37:01.180
Okay, you got this, so keep chasing, keep chasing.

05:37:02.100 --> 05:37:05.380
Yeah, don't keep chasing. Alright, go for your crugs. This is fucking chocked.

05:37:07.060 --> 05:37:08.180
That was not the ult.

05:37:08.180 --> 05:37:10.580
Yeah, that was absolutely fucking horrible.

05:37:10.580 --> 05:37:13.580
And Tampkent's over-attended because he's literally a toddler.

05:37:13.580 --> 05:37:15.080
Nice.

05:37:15.080 --> 05:37:17.080
Another brain-dead teammate, added to the tally.

05:37:17.080 --> 05:37:19.580
Yo Tampkent, you're a support player.

05:37:19.580 --> 05:37:21.580
Why are you solo running into a tower?

05:37:23.580 --> 05:37:26.080
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.

05:37:26.080 --> 05:37:28.080
No wonder you're playing support.

05:37:30.080 --> 05:37:32.580
Jynxie, what are support players?

05:37:34.080 --> 05:37:37.080
Um, they just type in chat, bro.

05:37:37.080 --> 05:37:43.200
No, no, but what are they we can use one word to describe them. What is it? I don't know. I don't know

05:37:43.240 --> 05:37:45.840
Okay, repeat after me support players

05:37:47.880 --> 05:37:51.020
Support players are our cucks

05:37:52.040 --> 05:38:00.040
Cucks because supports what they do is they watch as other men carry games now repeat after me tank players

05:38:00.960 --> 05:38:02.960
tank

05:38:02.960 --> 05:38:09.960
Who is this? Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Who is that?

05:38:09.960 --> 05:38:13.960
Wait, you win this. Wait, you win this. Who is that? Who is that?

05:38:13.960 --> 05:38:18.960
Okay, so you remember? Do you remember the guy that I told you at the beginning of the game

05:38:18.960 --> 05:38:23.960
that like has four different like forms? Yeah. Yeah, that's him.

05:38:23.960 --> 05:38:29.960
Wait, Dantez, can I use two when I'm fighting or just farming?

05:38:29.960 --> 05:38:34.600
you can use it whenever you want. So does it do damage and fire it? Like does it make

05:38:34.600 --> 05:38:43.720
it attack? Yeah it does. I'm getting inted by TamKench and I'm just getting inted by

05:38:43.720 --> 05:38:47.720
my team so what should I do to my team? So first buy your item and then I'll tell

05:38:47.720 --> 05:38:57.520
you what you can type. So now walk to the bot and then say, hey TamKench even

05:38:57.520 --> 05:39:00.960
Even if you keep roaming around the map, you won't find your dad.

05:39:00.960 --> 05:39:03.240
He left you 20 years ago for a reason.

05:39:03.240 --> 05:39:04.240
I'm not...

05:39:04.240 --> 05:39:06.600
Bro, like, you need help!

05:39:06.600 --> 05:39:07.600
Brother, what?

05:39:07.600 --> 05:39:08.600
I'm not saying that!

05:39:08.600 --> 05:39:09.600
Dude!

05:39:09.600 --> 05:39:10.600
He's an NPC!

05:39:10.600 --> 05:39:12.120
He doesn't even feel emotions!

05:39:12.120 --> 05:39:13.120
Okay, he...

05:39:13.120 --> 05:39:14.120
He...

05:39:14.120 --> 05:39:15.120
He didn't fight!

05:39:15.120 --> 05:39:16.120
FIGHT!

05:39:16.120 --> 05:39:17.120
FIGHT!

05:39:17.120 --> 05:39:18.120
Okay, you're gonna wanna...

05:39:18.120 --> 05:39:19.120
R?

05:39:19.120 --> 05:39:20.120
R?

05:39:20.120 --> 05:39:21.120
R?

05:39:21.120 --> 05:39:22.120
Good!

05:39:22.120 --> 05:39:23.120
Let's go!

05:39:23.120 --> 05:39:25.760
See, I smited that too.

05:39:25.760 --> 05:39:27.280
Dude, this is your game to win.

05:39:27.280 --> 05:39:28.120
I'm telling you.

05:39:32.620 --> 05:39:33.120
Alright.

05:39:33.680 --> 05:39:36.160
But you see I just smited the...the...the...the...the problem?

05:39:36.160 --> 05:39:36.820
Did you see that?

05:39:36.820 --> 05:39:37.320
Yep.

05:39:37.320 --> 05:39:38.360
No, that was really good.

05:39:38.660 --> 05:39:40.980
So, Jinxie, what you can also type is you can type

05:39:41.240 --> 05:39:42.120
Tamcanch

05:39:42.400 --> 05:39:46.240
I hope a diabolical landlord ruins your life.

05:39:47.780 --> 05:39:48.740
What does that even mean?

05:39:48.740 --> 05:39:50.100
It's addicted?

05:39:50.100 --> 05:39:53.020
You're probably, I don't know, I just...

05:39:53.020 --> 05:39:53.680
What?!

05:39:53.680 --> 05:39:55.900
I just think those words are funny to put together.

05:39:55.900 --> 05:39:59.900
Okay, go top, go top, go top, top, top, top, clear the minion wave.

05:40:16.300 --> 05:40:18.500
Should I keep soloing this because my brain dead team isn't?

05:40:18.500 --> 05:40:20.100
Yep, keep going, keep pushing.

05:40:23.700 --> 05:40:25.500
FIGHT! FIIIIIGHT!

05:40:25.900 --> 05:40:29.360
Marian- FUUUGGHH! FUUUGGHH!

05:40:29.840 --> 05:40:30.660
Marian- Oh yeah!

05:40:30.660 --> 05:40:33.280
Marian- Oh yeah, you might have to back off though.

05:40:39.120 --> 05:40:40.420
einen- Coach, I can't fight th-

05:40:40.420 --> 05:40:42.100
a- Fucking turn it there, coach!

05:40:42.100 --> 05:40:42.820
ahhhhhhh

05:40:42.820 --> 05:40:44.880
a- There's a doctor attttttttttttt!!!

05:40:44.880 --> 05:40:46.580
Marian- Don't get mad, don't get mad,

05:40:46.580 --> 05:40:48.900
but you just said that was fucking amazing.

05:40:48.900 --> 05:40:51.600
Did you see what you did with your fucking Q?

05:40:52.120 --> 05:40:53.320
en- Yeah, and then I died.

05:40:53.320 --> 05:40:54.680
every time I hugged you, I died.

05:40:54.680 --> 05:40:58.880
Yes, but Jinxie, you used your Q on a minion to run away, bro.

05:40:58.880 --> 05:41:02.680
Let's show you something that not even rank 1 Warwick players do.

05:41:02.680 --> 05:41:06.680
Wait, I didn't even know I did that.

05:41:06.680 --> 05:41:10.180
Yes, but Jinxie, that's because of your subconscious, bro.

05:41:10.180 --> 05:41:14.680
Your subconscious is so advanced that you don't even know what you do,

05:41:14.680 --> 05:41:18.680
and even then you're making rank 1 level plays because of how smart you are.

05:41:18.680 --> 05:41:21.180
Bro, for real? Do you actually mean that?

05:41:21.180 --> 05:41:23.680
I'm not even trolling! Yes!

05:41:23.680 --> 05:41:32.480
Wait, Yasuo's away from his parents. He's got abducted. Exactly, he did. All right. No, no, Jinxi. Where did they go after they get abducted?

05:41:33.980 --> 05:41:35.980
Bro, I don't know!

05:41:36.080 --> 05:41:38.080
All right, just go, man.

05:41:45.500 --> 05:41:48.100
So now you're gonna want to take the Baron Diddy Shore.

05:41:50.160 --> 05:41:53.180
Baron Diddy? Why? Wait, why Baron Diddy?

05:41:53.680 --> 05:41:55.680
Because the thing is that

05:41:56.080 --> 05:41:59.620
Look at him, bro. He look he's very covered in baby oil. I

05:42:01.260 --> 05:42:05.860
Just start doing it fuck it. You're an iron. I'm not gonna help. No, no, they will but it's fine

05:42:05.860 --> 05:42:09.500
Like what's kissing out if you see anybody you alter over the wall, okay?

05:42:14.220 --> 05:42:16.220
Pressy pressy pressy

05:42:16.220 --> 05:42:21.220
Brax only doubling and trying to eat me.

05:42:21.220 --> 05:42:23.220
There you fucking go.

05:42:28.220 --> 05:42:30.220
Alright now recall.

05:42:30.220 --> 05:42:33.220
So now Jinxie, do you know why that play worked?

05:42:33.220 --> 05:42:38.220
Yeah, I absolutely don't know why we were able to get Baron. Did they all die or did they all recall?

05:42:38.220 --> 05:42:44.220
Neither. So the reason why we were able to get Baron, I couldn't even tell you why, but I was just feeling the vibes.

05:42:44.220 --> 05:42:49.220
So, in League, a lot of the time, if you don't know what the fuck you're doing, the enemy team won't either.

05:42:49.220 --> 05:42:54.220
So, sometimes you randomly decide, hey, I'm gonna do Baron right now, then nobody's gonna expect it,

05:42:54.220 --> 05:42:57.220
because they're like, why the fuck would they do Baron? Does that make sense?

05:42:57.220 --> 05:42:59.220
Got it, yep, yep, got it, got it.

05:42:59.220 --> 05:43:02.220
Also, Jinx, why do you have 2000 gold in your inventory?

05:43:02.220 --> 05:43:05.220
Well, because I'm the worst human of all time.

05:43:06.220 --> 05:43:08.220
Should I recall or no?

05:43:08.220 --> 05:43:11.220
It's too late. Whatever, just walk, man, you got this.

05:43:14.220 --> 05:43:21.220
if these irons put one more question mark down, i'm literally gonna end, i'm not getting

05:43:21.220 --> 05:43:25.660
just wait, sit back, run back, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good

05:43:25.660 --> 05:43:30.260
good job tamkents, well done, this guy is literally a toddler, stay on support

05:43:30.260 --> 05:43:34.260
i'm recalling

05:43:34.260 --> 05:43:37.220
i'm not even doing it, i think you might have just lost

05:43:37.220 --> 05:43:40.220
oh wait, why'd you do that?

05:43:40.220 --> 05:43:42.220
E! E! E!

05:43:56.220 --> 05:43:59.220
Okay, Surjing C, what is your E deal?

05:43:59.220 --> 05:44:02.220
No, no, under these items, you're gonna buy death stats.

05:44:02.220 --> 05:44:03.220
What is your E deal?

05:44:03.220 --> 05:44:09.740
So what would have happened there if we would have used our E as soon as we went in

05:44:14.460 --> 05:44:17.640
Okay, so now whose fault was that

05:44:20.820 --> 05:44:23.800
Okay, nothing's my fault that's the first thing you taught me bro what

05:44:24.180 --> 05:44:31.300
Yeah, but okay, you know what low key you're right your fucking fat piece of shit time Kench is a good for nothing bastard

05:44:31.300 --> 05:44:36.220
So what we're gonna do now is we're gonna be looking go straight bot you're just gonna split push

05:44:39.140 --> 05:44:43.700
Now the reason why you're split pushing is because your team's disabled and they're never fighting ever

05:44:43.820 --> 05:44:50.140
So what we're gonna have to do is we're gonna have to actually look to go for fights because if you don't it's fucked

05:44:50.140 --> 05:44:53.420
There's nothing sons that guy's gonna 17 brown. Should I fight him?

05:44:54.020 --> 05:44:56.020
Well, when you're all this up

05:45:01.300 --> 05:45:09.140
Nice, keep auto-attacking.

05:45:09.140 --> 05:45:12.980
Keep going, keep going, keep going.

05:45:12.980 --> 05:45:13.980
Keep going.

05:45:13.980 --> 05:45:15.460
Maybe a little back door here?

05:45:15.460 --> 05:45:16.460
Yeah.

05:45:16.460 --> 05:45:17.460
Maybe a back door?

05:45:17.460 --> 05:45:18.460
Yeah, why the fuck not?

05:45:18.460 --> 05:45:21.020
Now, if multiple people come to you...

05:45:21.020 --> 05:45:22.020
Okay.

05:45:22.020 --> 05:45:23.020
I'll turn him on him!

05:45:23.020 --> 05:45:24.020
On him!

05:45:24.020 --> 05:45:25.020
I am!

05:45:25.020 --> 05:45:26.020
Alright.

05:45:26.020 --> 05:45:28.020
All right, hey

05:45:29.220 --> 05:45:32.120
All right, I a me how I

05:45:33.560 --> 05:45:38.320
Alted I already made it to the mind that I'm not sitting in the bush sitting in the ditty bush sitting the ditty bush wait

05:45:40.100 --> 05:45:42.100
Wait

05:45:47.140 --> 05:45:49.140
E hold Q

05:45:49.140 --> 05:45:55.920
you just got a thousand gold

05:45:55.920 --> 05:46:02.320
gentsy I'm not even kidding when I say that

05:46:02.320 --> 05:46:06.240
from a pure mechanics perspective not even platinum

05:46:06.240 --> 05:46:09.400
Warwick one-tricks would would have played that as well

05:46:09.400 --> 05:46:13.400
stay bot though, stay bot, stay bot, stay bot

05:46:13.400 --> 05:46:17.000
so the reason why you're saying bot here is because

05:46:17.000 --> 05:46:23.080
Okay, now I want you to walk through the next bush the next bush. Yep, the one that's right there right there

05:46:23.080 --> 05:46:25.900
The one that you see on your vision bottom left. No, okay

05:46:27.320 --> 05:46:33.180
All right, well right there mean bro. What is right there me just just go to the giant just go to the giant

05:46:33.180 --> 05:46:35.180
It's already fucked. It's already fucked. Just go to try

05:46:37.640 --> 05:46:39.940
Right there's not a fucking call out don't just

05:46:39.940 --> 05:46:43.380
THERE'S ONLY ONE OTHER FUCKING PUSH ON YOUR SCREEN!!!

05:46:46.380 --> 05:46:49.340
Okay, now you need to back up or else she's gonna throw out her ultimate and kill you.

05:46:49.540 --> 05:46:50.540
Press E and R.

05:46:50.780 --> 05:46:51.380
Uh...

05:46:53.300 --> 05:46:54.820
Like, I don't... I don't know.

05:46:55.820 --> 05:46:57.580
Brother, I R'd away and still died.

05:46:58.100 --> 05:46:58.940
Are we dead at action?

05:46:59.220 --> 05:47:00.460
So, Jinx says, listen...

05:47:01.580 --> 05:47:04.660
When you play Warwick, you always want to go in.

05:47:04.780 --> 05:47:06.380
You are a limit tester.

05:47:06.500 --> 05:47:09.220
You do not want to like, out, you want to ult in.

05:47:09.220 --> 05:47:11.620
Because if you alter IN, what happens?

05:47:11.620 --> 05:47:14.220
You just bend them over and fuck them.

05:47:14.220 --> 05:47:15.820
Exactly. Yes.

05:47:15.820 --> 05:47:19.620
So now do we want to bend people over or do we want to get bent over by people?

05:47:19.620 --> 05:47:21.420
Bend people over.

05:47:21.420 --> 05:47:25.620
Right now, Jinxie, it's like you're watching those like, those fucking like,

05:47:25.620 --> 05:47:31.420
like, it's like you're watching 9 person orgies and you're fantasizing that you're the one getting plowed.

05:47:31.420 --> 05:47:32.620
Why are we doing that?

05:47:32.620 --> 05:47:35.020
What do I buy, bro? What do I buy?

05:47:35.020 --> 05:47:37.420
Okay, buy Sterex Gauge.

05:47:37.420 --> 05:47:39.420
We're gonna lose this game, aren't we?

05:47:39.420 --> 05:47:41.420
Where? Where? Where?

05:47:41.420 --> 05:47:43.420
It's the red thing, the red hand.

05:47:45.420 --> 05:47:47.420
No, no, down, down!

05:47:47.420 --> 05:47:49.420
Commonly built, yes.

05:47:49.420 --> 05:47:51.420
Now go kill the minions mid.

05:47:51.420 --> 05:47:53.420
Minions mid, minions mid, minions mid.

05:47:53.420 --> 05:47:54.420
Ehh.

05:47:54.420 --> 05:47:57.420
Commander, I'll win! The minions are out of door!

05:47:57.420 --> 05:47:59.420
No, fucking Gigi, they already broke it open.

05:47:59.420 --> 05:48:03.420
Now everyone's fucking screaming and dying as the titans ravage.

05:48:04.420 --> 05:48:06.420
How do we win this? What are we supposed to do to win?

05:48:07.420 --> 05:48:11.420
Well, you just, uh, just hit the minions right now. That's all you have to do.

05:48:11.420 --> 05:48:14.420
Alright, now keep hitting minions mid.

05:48:14.420 --> 05:48:17.420
Think of it this way. In League of Legends, your teammates are your slaves.

05:48:17.420 --> 05:48:20.420
If they're going and they're doing the dragon, you don't have to be there.

05:48:20.420 --> 05:48:24.420
The slaves are going to do it for you while you get the gold. Does that make sense?

05:48:24.420 --> 05:48:26.420
Okay.

05:48:26.420 --> 05:48:29.420
Okay, now go towards it. Now you can ult on the misfortune.

05:48:32.420 --> 05:48:35.420
Nice. There we go! Nice!

05:48:35.420 --> 05:48:39.140
Okay, now go to the Baron, go to the Baron, Baron, Ping Baron, Ping Baron.

05:48:39.140 --> 05:48:43.440
So, Jinxie, it's like, I wanted to view every game of League like you're Jeff Bezos.

05:48:43.440 --> 05:48:47.500
Does Jeff Bezos give good working conditions as Amazon employees?

05:48:47.500 --> 05:48:51.040
Uh, I don't think so, I don't think so.

05:48:51.040 --> 05:48:52.320
No, he doesn't, Jinxie.

05:48:52.320 --> 05:48:55.700
And if he's the richest man alive and he doesn't give good conditions to them,

05:48:55.700 --> 05:49:00.040
then why the FUCK would you give good conditions to your League of Legends teammates?

05:49:00.040 --> 05:49:01.420
Think about it, bro.

05:49:01.420 --> 05:49:04.080
Do you want to be the Jeff Bezos of League of Legends?

05:49:04.080 --> 05:49:08.480
or the fucking the the Timmy Turner think about it

05:49:08.480 --> 05:49:11.680
all right let's go

05:49:11.680 --> 05:49:15.880
right now we get in right yep

05:49:15.880 --> 05:49:21.040
so now remember smite this

05:49:21.040 --> 05:49:28.040
right now I want you to recall and you're gonna go straight bot

05:49:28.040 --> 05:49:30.040
I

05:49:31.640 --> 05:49:35.640
Jingsy we need to turn you into the epsin of League of Legends whoa

05:49:36.680 --> 05:49:38.880
Hey, you gotta slow this shit down

05:49:39.480 --> 05:49:42.000
You gotta slow this fucking shit down

05:49:43.200 --> 05:49:46.920
Dude, I'm saying I'm saying it cuz he was rich

05:49:48.520 --> 05:49:51.360
Bro, there are other examples

05:49:53.480 --> 05:49:57.520
Fair game all right, so now look for the block wave keep pushing out the block wave

05:49:58.040 --> 05:50:08.880
All right, let's do it.

05:50:08.880 --> 05:50:11.000
The Jibber wants his gold.

05:50:11.000 --> 05:50:12.000
Get the waves.

05:50:12.000 --> 05:50:14.520
No, no, no, ignore her, ignore her.

05:50:14.520 --> 05:50:16.520
You want to push these minion waves.

05:50:16.520 --> 05:50:19.120
Pushing the minion waves is how you end, okay?

05:50:19.120 --> 05:50:20.120
Got it.

05:50:20.120 --> 05:50:22.200
Now, I want you to all chat.

05:50:22.200 --> 05:50:29.200
the jibber comes for his compensation.

05:50:36.080 --> 05:50:38.640
All right, good. Now, now go straight bot.

05:50:38.640 --> 05:50:44.640
Also, you're actually really good at spelling, by the way.

05:50:44.640 --> 05:50:47.840
Now, if she walks up again and you see her on your screen,

05:50:47.840 --> 05:50:51.680
I want you to instantly W and then R on her.

05:50:51.680 --> 05:50:55.120
select right now that's you should be doing

05:50:55.120 --> 05:50:58.940
nice now you're gonna hold q

05:50:58.940 --> 05:51:01.460
pressy ee ee ee ee

05:51:01.460 --> 05:51:06.940
to the mf

05:51:06.940 --> 05:51:07.820
okay

05:51:07.820 --> 05:51:11.140
so i think i think

05:51:11.140 --> 05:51:14.620
so do you know why that if i went bad

05:51:14.620 --> 05:51:18.220
uh... i think it's because i didn't hold my q

05:51:18.220 --> 05:51:19.260
exactly

05:51:19.260 --> 05:51:21.620
remember if you would have held your q

05:51:21.620 --> 05:51:24.620
You would have teleported behind her as she flashed and you would have killed her.

05:51:25.820 --> 05:51:28.620
Yo is this game gonna be an hour long or what?

05:51:29.420 --> 05:51:31.620
Like, we've gotten barren twice!

05:51:32.020 --> 05:51:33.820
Fucking run it down man!

05:51:35.320 --> 05:51:36.920
Jinx, do you know what it feels like?

05:51:38.520 --> 05:51:39.320
What bro, what?

05:51:39.320 --> 05:51:40.320
What? Talk to me, talk to me.

05:51:40.320 --> 05:51:45.320
It feels like you're the father of like a five year old kid, right?

05:51:45.620 --> 05:51:48.820
And your kid doesn't even know how to speak yet, right?

05:51:48.820 --> 05:51:53.120
And then you're sitting there and you're getting mad that he still doesn't know how to speak at five years old

05:51:53.260 --> 05:51:55.900
But it's like you drop him off the fucking table

05:51:56.500 --> 05:52:04.500
Every time you change his diaper. Why the fuck are you confused that this game is in our lung, Jincy?

05:52:05.860 --> 05:52:07.860
Got it, Zarkoach.

05:52:07.900 --> 05:52:10.300
All right, now play for the red, please.

05:52:10.300 --> 05:52:11.300
Please.

05:52:11.300 --> 05:52:22.300
Uh, we better win this, bro, it's all I'm gonna say.

05:52:22.300 --> 05:52:25.620
Well dude, then make it happen!

05:52:25.620 --> 05:52:26.620
You know what I mean?

05:52:26.620 --> 05:52:28.100
Fuck it, make it happen then bro!

05:52:28.100 --> 05:52:30.620
You're the one in control!

05:52:30.620 --> 05:52:37.300
Okay, go, go bot, go bot, yep, this is good.

05:52:37.300 --> 05:52:38.300
Holy gank.

05:52:38.300 --> 05:52:43.300
When JD wants something JD gets it and JD wants that old man right now, doesn't he?

05:52:44.040 --> 05:52:46.040
Let's go eat

05:52:46.500 --> 05:52:48.500
Okay

05:52:48.700 --> 05:52:53.580
You nice good there we go, so now you're gonna say but you're gonna say but keep pushing bot

05:52:55.920 --> 05:53:03.200
No, push bot push bot bot push push push no they're not I'll tell you to recall. No. No. No. Just push

05:53:03.200 --> 05:53:12.960
Push and drone mid. I want to drone mid while you're pushing now. There you go. See Jinx,

05:53:12.960 --> 05:53:18.000
you listen. You have to have a little bit of faith sometimes, okay? There's the reason

05:53:18.000 --> 05:53:22.080
why you don't recall is because you don't have ult. Well because the champion that cannot

05:53:22.080 --> 05:53:27.480
function without his ult. So when your ult is down, no, no, no, keep pushing the turret.

05:53:27.480 --> 05:53:31.280
When your ult is down, you want to look to his side lane so you can get advantages. So

05:53:31.280 --> 05:53:34.000
Now back off and go dragon because someone's coming for you

05:53:38.600 --> 05:53:40.600
She looks very

05:53:40.920 --> 05:53:42.920
ULTable in a second if I can get my old

05:53:43.720 --> 05:53:45.320
all right

05:53:45.320 --> 05:53:47.320
Wait, look at look if she walks up

05:53:48.280 --> 05:53:53.000
So now we're gonna have to be careful they could all they could all in us you need run you need to run you need to run

05:53:53.000 --> 05:53:57.380
I'll all the way I'll turn her all turn her all turn her on you said all the way

05:53:57.380 --> 05:53:59.380
Bro you said all the way and then you said all turn her like

05:54:01.280 --> 05:54:05.180
You can't say different shit.

05:54:05.180 --> 05:54:06.500
I'm not a god.

05:54:06.500 --> 05:54:07.500
I'm not a god.

05:54:07.500 --> 05:54:12.420
You said, Ult away, then you said, Ult on her after I ulted her away.

05:54:12.420 --> 05:54:14.140
I'm not a god.

05:54:14.140 --> 05:54:16.580
You had two seconds to react, bro.

05:54:16.580 --> 05:54:17.980
No, I was rooted.

05:54:17.980 --> 05:54:21.180
I was fucking rooted for five seconds.

05:54:21.180 --> 05:54:24.580
I was rooted to the fucking floor.

05:54:24.580 --> 05:54:27.860
I had no seconds.

05:54:27.860 --> 05:54:34.860
Are you even fucking Javikar?

05:54:34.860 --> 05:54:35.860
Jinxy.

05:54:35.860 --> 05:54:37.180
Jinxy.

05:54:37.180 --> 05:54:39.900
You know what this feels like?

05:54:39.900 --> 05:54:45.060
It feels like I'm playing a chess game, and every time I tell my queen to move a piece,

05:54:45.060 --> 05:54:50.140
she just decides to do whatever the fuck she wants, and then she blames me when the king

05:54:50.140 --> 05:54:51.140
gets put in check!

05:54:51.140 --> 05:54:57.140
How the fuck do you want me to take the blame when you're the one not listening?!

05:54:57.140 --> 05:55:04.140
You said ults away then ults on her as I ulted away.

05:55:04.140 --> 05:55:07.140
You want two seconds!

05:55:07.140 --> 05:55:08.140
Two!

05:55:08.140 --> 05:55:10.140
You're right coach, you're right.

05:55:10.140 --> 05:55:11.140
You're right.

05:55:11.140 --> 05:55:12.140
Hey, you're right.

05:55:12.140 --> 05:55:13.140
You're right.

05:55:13.140 --> 05:55:14.140
You're right.

05:55:14.140 --> 05:55:16.140
Alright, we got this.

05:55:16.140 --> 05:55:17.140
So no look-

05:55:17.140 --> 05:55:18.140
That's mine.

05:55:18.140 --> 05:55:19.140
Hey, that's-

05:55:19.140 --> 05:55:20.140
So no, go to the barn.

05:55:20.140 --> 05:55:22.140
Barn, barn, barn, barn, barn.

05:55:22.140 --> 05:55:24.140
No, no, ping it.

05:55:24.140 --> 05:55:25.140
Go barn.

05:55:25.140 --> 05:55:32.100
it's jing see I'm gonna be honest sometimes it feels like I'm bob the

05:55:32.100 --> 05:55:36.700
builder and instead of giving me bricks to work with you're just fucking dropping

05:55:36.700 --> 05:55:40.980
logs of shit and it's like you're telling me to build a house like we got a

05:55:40.980 --> 05:55:45.380
lock in on the fucking building material do you understand yo me how me how you

05:55:45.380 --> 05:55:53.580
said oh away then old on her all right we've gotten there in three times and

05:55:53.580 --> 05:56:01.260
40 minutes in. Can we end the game? Okay listen now you're gonna walk mid with your team okay.

05:56:01.260 --> 05:56:06.860
After this game we're gonna vog review your vod and we're gonna see who's right. Are you ready for this?

05:56:08.060 --> 05:56:12.700
All right got it. Okay I'm gonna grow old and have kids by the time this game ends.

05:56:16.060 --> 05:56:21.900
It's okay listen. What you're gonna do now is you're just gonna walk mid. Yep just keep going. Keep

05:56:21.900 --> 05:56:25.060
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.

05:56:25.060 --> 05:56:27.460
They can't hold this, keep going.

05:56:27.460 --> 05:56:29.140
If they walk up on you, flash R.

05:56:29.140 --> 05:56:31.220
Flash R them misfortune, flash R.

05:56:31.220 --> 05:56:33.940
Yes, yes, yes, hold Q.

05:56:33.940 --> 05:56:35.460
Okay, that's fine, that's fine.

05:56:35.460 --> 05:56:37.500
Now push in the wave, push in the wave.

05:56:37.500 --> 05:56:39.100
When the minion wave comes, we hit the turret.

05:56:39.100 --> 05:56:40.720
Not this one, the next one.

05:56:40.720 --> 05:56:42.500
Yep, now we just wait.

05:56:42.500 --> 05:56:43.900
Okay, now go.

05:56:43.900 --> 05:56:47.460
Hit the wave, hit the wave, hit the wave, hit the wave.

05:56:47.460 --> 05:56:52.100
I can just back off.

05:56:52.100 --> 05:56:53.900
I can't, like, I'm just kidding.

05:56:53.900 --> 05:56:54.900
I'm getting, uh...

05:56:54.900 --> 05:56:56.140
Yeah, your team's disabled.

05:56:56.140 --> 05:56:57.140
Your team's disabled.

05:56:57.140 --> 05:57:00.140
That's sort of not my fault.

05:57:00.140 --> 05:57:01.140
Okay!

05:57:01.140 --> 05:57:10.380
I mean, I don't know how many more times we can get Baroned.

05:57:10.380 --> 05:57:11.380
Is there a limit?

05:57:11.380 --> 05:57:12.380
Because this is a joke.

05:57:12.380 --> 05:57:16.380
We've gotten Baroned every fucking 8 minutes and we can't end!

05:57:16.380 --> 05:57:18.380
I'M GONNA TAKE THE WALK!

05:57:25.780 --> 05:57:26.480
Jinxy

05:57:28.740 --> 05:57:29.240
Jinxy

05:57:31.740 --> 05:57:34.140
Jinxy, where does Tam Kench live?

05:57:44.340 --> 05:57:44.840
Jinxy

05:57:46.380 --> 05:57:54.260
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

05:57:54.260 --> 05:58:03.980
In tampon springs. Are we dead ass? I'm sorry. Okay, so this is what we're gonna do now.

05:58:03.980 --> 05:58:07.860
What you're gonna do is on respawn. You're gonna have to wait for your tampon to respawn,

05:58:07.860 --> 05:58:12.580
okay? Can we just report him?

05:58:12.580 --> 05:58:14.780
Yeah but he's not gonna get banned.

05:58:17.220 --> 05:58:19.220
Oh, okay. This might be okay.

05:58:19.220 --> 05:58:20.500
I want to walk towards it.

05:58:20.500 --> 05:58:23.540
Press W now, W now, W now, W now, W now, W now, W now.

05:58:23.540 --> 05:58:24.740
On the misfortune, yes.

05:58:24.740 --> 05:58:25.540
You want her.

05:58:25.540 --> 05:58:26.740
Ooh, Jettie wants that.

05:58:26.740 --> 05:58:28.980
Ooh, Jettie saw that arcade misfortune skin.

05:58:28.980 --> 05:58:30.660
Jettie's gonna out!

05:58:30.660 --> 05:58:33.700
Ooh, Jettie's going crazy!

05:58:33.700 --> 05:58:38.340
E, E, E, E, E, E, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q!

05:58:38.340 --> 05:58:39.300
Alright, good.

05:58:39.300 --> 05:58:40.580
Now run away.

05:58:40.580 --> 05:58:41.940
Just run the fuck away.

05:58:41.940 --> 05:58:44.180
Run the fuck away. Go do your red buff.

05:58:47.980 --> 05:58:48.680
Alright.

05:58:52.620 --> 05:58:53.120
Okay.

05:58:54.300 --> 05:58:56.700
Snare, are you gonna go do the red buff? Where's my health?

05:58:59.100 --> 05:59:00.220
Go do the red buff.

05:59:02.780 --> 05:59:03.280
Okay.

05:59:03.280 --> 05:59:07.140
What? Like, is this the longest game of all time? Jesus Christ!

05:59:07.940 --> 05:59:10.820
No, the game where you lost with 20 kills was longer.

05:59:11.940 --> 05:59:20.060
Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the red the Raptors and then you're gonna recall, okay?

05:59:22.980 --> 05:59:27.020
Me how I just recall okay recall again. Yes, but we call again recall recall

05:59:28.980 --> 05:59:30.980
This game's gonna be an hour

05:59:34.300 --> 05:59:38.780
We just keep getting buried and then buy it by right and buy right and buy right and buy the item by the item

05:59:38.780 --> 05:59:52.700
Okay, now go to the dragon. Go to the dragon. Okay, drone. This is a very-

05:59:52.700 --> 06:00:02.180
Okay, start pinging for the dragon. You need your team to be with you now. Hit it once

06:00:02.180 --> 06:00:06.740
and then walk all the way back. It's called dragging it out. Now walk back, walk back,

06:00:06.740 --> 06:00:12.060
No back walk back walk back walk back yep hug that wall and now you see how it walks out

06:00:12.060 --> 06:00:15.920
So now they can't just steal it over the wall. So now we hit this. Yep

06:00:16.580 --> 06:00:22.320
Bro, that's so smart. It's wedding. Yep. It's what you want to do when the enemy team can fight it. Okay?

06:00:25.120 --> 06:00:27.120
Okay, so now

06:00:28.820 --> 06:00:31.340
Everything I do is good coaching now push bot

06:00:31.340 --> 06:00:34.340
That is smart, bro. I'm not gonna lie.

06:00:34.340 --> 06:00:36.340
I gotcha.

06:00:38.340 --> 06:00:41.340
No, Jinxy, you don't need the grumpro, you're full build.

06:00:46.340 --> 06:00:48.340
Damascus!

06:00:48.340 --> 06:00:50.340
Okay, let's not push this.

06:00:53.340 --> 06:00:55.340
Alright, now keep going.

06:00:57.340 --> 06:00:59.340
Keep going, keep going bot, you got this.

06:01:01.340 --> 06:01:09.700
okay keep going keep going keep going do not stop moving you're walking the

06:01:09.700 --> 06:01:13.140
shit down you're walking it down like a fucking dog why is he channeling he

06:01:13.140 --> 06:01:19.860
because he's retarded just ignore him keep pushing listen the answer to every

06:01:19.860 --> 06:01:22.620
question in life when you don't understand why something's happening it's

06:01:22.620 --> 06:01:27.580
just they're stupid or they're retarded back up back up back up back okay E E

06:01:27.580 --> 06:01:30.780
E, E, E, E, E, E, just recast it.

06:01:30.780 --> 06:01:31.780
E, E, Q.

06:01:33.540 --> 06:01:34.380
Good.

06:01:34.380 --> 06:01:36.920
Okay, so now push, push, push, push, push.

06:01:38.100 --> 06:01:40.060
Q, nice, nice, nice.

06:01:40.060 --> 06:01:41.060
Nice!

06:01:41.060 --> 06:01:43.020
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.

06:01:43.020 --> 06:01:45.420
Wait, wait, I'll tell you what, let's walk up.

06:01:45.420 --> 06:01:46.780
Back up, back up.

06:01:49.180 --> 06:01:50.300
Yeah, just go Baron.

06:01:50.300 --> 06:01:51.940
I'll add this one, just go Baron.

06:01:52.900 --> 06:01:55.100
So we're gonna get Baron for the fourth time.

06:01:55.100 --> 06:01:57.500
Yep, hopefully four times the charm here.

06:01:57.500 --> 06:01:59.580
We're literally gonna get Baron for the fourth time.

06:01:59.580 --> 06:02:04.660
Yo, at this point, just fucking surrender if we can, then!

06:02:06.660 --> 06:02:08.260
It's a better use of our time!

06:02:10.620 --> 06:02:14.140
Okay, GenC, you're gonna have to press W now and start hitting them.

06:02:14.460 --> 06:02:18.220
GenC, do not hit the Baron. E, E, E, E, this is good.

06:02:19.580 --> 06:02:22.700
Instantly Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, good. Auto, auto, auto, auto.

06:02:22.700 --> 06:02:25.220
Press 2, press 2, press 2, you can press 2, you can press 2, you can press 2.

06:02:25.900 --> 06:02:27.140
2, E, there you go.

06:02:27.500 --> 06:02:32.500
Oh they got there. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god.

06:02:35.500 --> 06:02:36.500
They got there.

06:02:36.500 --> 06:02:39.500
Well I mean at least that's not your fourth Baron of the game man.

06:02:39.500 --> 06:02:42.500
Alright, so now just push bot. Push mid, mid, mid, mid.

06:02:53.500 --> 06:02:56.500
I want to use W and R. W and R.

06:02:56.500 --> 06:03:08.460
W and R on them. Nice! Good R! Good R! Good R! What the fuck! Oh my god. Okay. Yeah, just

06:03:08.460 --> 06:03:12.500
run away. Your time catch completed again. No, that was your teammate. That was on

06:03:12.500 --> 06:03:18.340
and wrong for your teammate. I'm not even kidding. No, no, no, no, what just bit me?

06:03:18.340 --> 06:03:22.860
What was that? Okay, so your teammate has an ability where he can like pick you up

06:03:22.860 --> 06:03:28.080
and bring you wherever he wants and unfortunately he has some kind of

06:03:28.080 --> 06:03:31.020
disability so he decided that he was going to completely ruin your entire

06:03:31.020 --> 06:03:33.480
engage

06:03:34.000 --> 06:03:41.840
okay I thought I thought an enemy put me in the jaws my teammate put me in the

06:03:41.840 --> 06:03:43.840
Jaws when I was DPSing the guy?

06:03:43.840 --> 06:03:44.840
Yes.

06:03:44.840 --> 06:03:50.840
Alright, can we just all report to M-Catch?

06:03:50.840 --> 06:03:52.840
Okay, no.

06:03:52.840 --> 06:03:58.840
You're gonna lose the game because you're running it down right now.

06:03:58.840 --> 06:03:59.840
Oh my god.

06:03:59.840 --> 06:04:01.840
Just back up, back up.

06:04:01.840 --> 06:04:03.840
He's probably broken, this guy got off me.

06:04:03.840 --> 06:04:07.840
Okay, you need to recall, you need to recall.

06:04:07.840 --> 06:04:09.840
Okay, so listen.

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You didn't want to buy it? Stop!

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Stop!

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Break this up in the game!

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Like, okay, Jynxie, press P, buy the elixir vine.

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And you buy the elixir.

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The enemy opponent just said,

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I'm reporting all of you guys for not knowing how to end.

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Okay, Jynxie.

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What?

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Go top, go top, just go top.

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I want you to danger pin your team's laid back off

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Look at that perfect timing

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Push useless. He's dead again. Push push push push push push push push games never gonna end bro

06:05:00.040 --> 06:05:02.040
There's no point to any of it don't ask

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Ah, well it might end in the enemy team's favor, unironically.

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Just keep pushing.

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Okay, you can probably fight this.

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E, good.

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Do not R yet, do not R yet.

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Just Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q.

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Keep autoing, keep autoing.

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This is good.

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E, you don't have to R, alright, there you go, good ult.

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Okay, so now push the wave, push the wave.

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the way back up back up runway oh my god the way right what's the way what's the

06:05:38.560 --> 06:05:42.880
way what's the way push the way push the way push the way push the way push the

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way okay dude I'm what's the way push the way you want me to push the way

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this Chris Kyle literally sniping me on the other team okay okay so I'm gonna

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ask you a question let me ask you a question Janksy how do you get Chris

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Kyle what ability do you have that allows you to get on him okay now which

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ability did you randomly waste for no reason even though I said five times

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don't use it so why the fuck are you complaining about the call sorry it's

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okay okay so what we're gonna need to do now is on your respawn you're gonna

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walk to the elder dragon

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this game is going to be one hour

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all my god

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okay by anything

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uh... by the uh... you don't have to buy anything right now you can buy the

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looks at the same looks like a lot of time

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okay so now walk to the elder just walk to the elder

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this is going to be what the game is decided i'm not even kidding

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Joan, Joan, Joan, what's happening, Joan, Joan, Joan.

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Oh, no.

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Okay, E, E, E, E, E.

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Good, go on there, go on there, go on there, you have your Q.

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NICE!

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NICE!

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And, and, and, med, med, no, med, med, med, med, med, med, med, med, med, med, med, med,

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MAD! MAD! MAD! MAD! MAD! MAD! Oh, fuck.

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Okay, no, go on the mouse, go on the mouse, go on the mouse.

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Oh, dude, wait, what the fuck are they doing on the elder?

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Look at the elder. Look at the elder.

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Join on the dragon. Join on the dragon.

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Oh, fuck. Okay, just end. Just try to end. Fuck it.

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You're gonna be too late anyways. I don't know what the fuck's going on.

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Just keep hitting. Keep hitting. Join on the elder. Join on the elder.

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What's happening on it? What's happening on it?

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Okay, it's fine. Just push the wave. You can end. You end this. You end this.

06:08:16.800 --> 06:08:18.400
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Wait, wait, wait, he's dead.

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Oh, no.

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Wait, John, over the altar, what the fuck is your Tom Kench doing?

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What the fuck is he doing?

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Wait, Gary said he has TB.

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Wait, wait, wait, Gary said he has TB.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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Holy fuck, I'm clenching. Okay, buy the elixir again.

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Fuck.

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Oh no, Joan on the elder. Oh no. Oh no.

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NOOOOOO!

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Oh no.

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But we're good, we have three turrets. We just have to backdoor.

06:09:07.180 --> 06:09:08.620
They have no turrets, we just have to backdoor.

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We got this, we just have to backdoor. We can't fight them.

06:09:12.740 --> 06:09:13.860
We just have to backdoor, we just have to backdoor.

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Okay, Jinxie, you just have to stop for your die, sir.

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Oh god, he TP'd to the wrong thing.

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Okay, just walk in.

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I want to just W and R on the misfortune, but not yet, not yet.

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Only if they start hitting your Nexus hurts.

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Just wait, see if you can wait for your Vex.

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Okay, W, walk up and W, walk up and W, walk up and W.

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Now walk at her. Go.

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See if you can R on her, R on her, R on her, R on her.

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Oh my god!

06:09:41.540 --> 06:10:10.540
I need to report this guy again, he's one of the most intense games you've ever played.

06:10:10.540 --> 06:10:16.520
10 schemes you've ever seen type one right now that was actually insane what the fuck

06:10:16.520 --> 06:10:23.340
oh my god wow oh my god all right don't I'm getting off bro that was like an hour

06:10:23.340 --> 06:10:32.260
Jesus Christ you're going yeah I went to a no James actually have a question for you

06:10:32.260 --> 06:10:37.820
yeah what's up so you know we did a 2v2 and rainbow six yesterday yes would you

06:10:37.820 --> 06:10:41.260
We want to do a 2v2 against every rank in League of Legends tomorrow.

06:10:41.260 --> 06:10:43.260
Yeah, but how would we do that?

06:10:43.260 --> 06:10:44.260
How would we do that?

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Me and you would play and it would be ARAMs and I would get people from every rank and

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we would just see it.

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Like same kind of a concept as your R6.

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Okay, yeah, I'd probably be down.

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I think the only thing I'm doing tomorrow is just listening to Drake's album.

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Oh, I might do Subnautica too.

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I'll text you, okay?

06:11:03.020 --> 06:11:05.020
Okay, it sounds good, but have a good night.

06:11:05.020 --> 06:11:07.020
All right, Nontes, have a beautiful night, bro.

06:11:07.020 --> 06:11:18.180
appreciate you man later is it holy fuck what a game wow that was crazy that was

06:11:18.180 --> 06:11:22.100
actually such a crazy game okay guys we're gonna enable delay I'll be back

06:11:22.100 --> 06:11:28.540
in a second big album oh I might use some not a cut you I don't I'll let you

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know I'll text you okay okay I had some good robin goodnight all right don't

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Have a beautiful night bro. Appreciate you man. Later. Is it

06:11:37.900 --> 06:11:41.460
Holy fuck what a game wow that was crazy

06:11:44.380 --> 06:11:49.560
That was actually such a crazy game, okay guys, we're gonna enable delay. I'll be back in a second

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Okay

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So it's actually gonna go back in time like I'm not even kidding like right now you guys are seeing me, right?

06:11:59.440 --> 06:12:02.920
Oh wait, it's already back in time.

06:12:02.920 --> 06:12:06.080
Okay, but what's good guys?

06:12:06.080 --> 06:12:08.120
That was the worst than the best game ever.

06:12:08.120 --> 06:12:12.080
Yeah, but the thing is that I feel like you always need a game like that.

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You know what I mean?

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Like a game like that just to fire you the fuck up.

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Like low key.

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Low key.

06:12:18.800 --> 06:12:22.480
Okay, now guys, everyone needs to listen to me.

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We are currently 3 TLP and I think we're like 4 wins away from Grandmaster now.

06:12:28.160 --> 06:12:31.960
That actually pisses me off, but it's fine. We're gonna bring it back in on

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Let me just saying subs and a green onathor

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Schmolkan deke

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Drupies in a bot thing as for the subs fish that

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You see the replay I'm not gonna look over the replay with them tomorrow, honestly

06:12:47.960 --> 06:12:52.040
Nero there in the team once bong chip op on Bobby code

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Flock, both side dancers, sub-CEO, Leo's, Geyser, Make. Thank you guys, appreciate it.

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Alright guys, what are you guys gonna do now? Did we end up like a two-game lost streak earlier?

06:13:06.040 --> 06:13:08.040
I think it was like a two-game lost streak, wasn't it?

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Look at the replay for Jinx's Vod from earlier. Should we look at the replay? Let's look.

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I got a lot of reasons to fight, I'll see you next time.

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I forgot where the play was.

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At least someone needs to timestamp the bot for me so I can check it later.

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Are you purposely teaching Jinxie wrong?

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No?

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I think Jinxie's learning is the proper way to play this game.

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I'm not even saying that sarcastically, it's generally just true.

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I think I'm going to do a Zonge in here actually.

06:14:10.040 --> 06:14:12.040
Kind of feeling it

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You know what I kind of wanted to

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Come on try train force game

06:14:35.080 --> 06:14:43.940
He's so near to the Marlin review of his one game too. We're gonna do it as our last thing we do this stream though

06:14:45.580 --> 06:14:50.540
So like last thing we do for the shim is gonna be that and a tuna parents once I'm like, thank you

06:14:58.260 --> 06:15:03.560
He just seems to get the whole queue with the e-com on then he's golden yeah, but I think that's just gonna take a little bit of time

06:15:05.080 --> 06:15:08.240
And yeah, I could eat them if I'm welcome. Thank you

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Okay, so now we're gonna do something to see if we can play for the top to bot clear this game and we should be fine

06:15:18.600 --> 06:15:20.600
I'm just a little bit worried

06:15:21.720 --> 06:15:26.440
Because the thing is that Lee Sin is a channel like send babe and Zahin's early game really isn't that great

06:15:26.440 --> 06:15:35.880
Why don't you put a facecam over your map?

06:15:35.880 --> 06:15:37.640
Because I put a 30 second delay.

06:15:37.640 --> 06:15:43.760
Normally you can cover the map if you have no delay, because that's more for laneers,

06:15:43.760 --> 06:15:45.760
But if you have delay then it's like impossible.

06:15:58.000 --> 06:16:01.500
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the red and then we're just going club to bot full clear.

06:16:02.560 --> 06:16:05.560
I'm just walking here because I wanna check to make sure he's not starting on wrappers.

06:16:06.560 --> 06:16:11.260
Yeah sometimes with hylo junglers do is they start on your wrappers and then they invade you on red and they just win the game for free.

06:16:11.260 --> 06:16:17.100
it's so fucking cancel that happens and uh on that there once I'm like thank you

06:16:17.100 --> 06:16:19.100
double sub

06:16:19.100 --> 06:16:24.060
no so sometimes what happens is like Twitch does like a resub one day till I

06:16:24.060 --> 06:16:26.700
can for my resub and then go another sub another day

06:16:26.700 --> 06:16:31.900
he seems committed to playing which I am happy about why does that game take so long

06:16:31.900 --> 06:16:37.780
okay I'll explain it to you so the reason why low elo games always take so

06:16:37.780 --> 06:16:42.600
long is because in order for a game to end, you need to engage on the enemies and you

06:16:42.600 --> 06:16:47.300
need to kill them so you can actually pressure their turrets, okay?

06:16:47.300 --> 06:16:51.900
And the problem is that if you're sitting there and you're playing in low elo, then

06:16:51.900 --> 06:16:56.180
most of the time people aren't going for the engages which allow you to actually end.

06:16:56.180 --> 06:16:59.640
So it's kind of like both teams are always just dancing around and the game ends up

06:16:59.640 --> 06:17:01.780
blasting an hour.

06:17:01.780 --> 06:17:04.420
That's one of the reasons why it's good that he's playing Warwick because Warwick is a

06:17:04.420 --> 06:17:06.100
champion that can start off fights.

06:17:06.100 --> 06:17:10.400
But like for example, if you're starting off with like a roll like 80c, it's fucking miserable

06:17:18.100 --> 06:17:22.280
All right, we're just gonna look on the Wilson after what was I was sleeping in town some other shots here

06:17:22.280 --> 06:17:39.640
I miss if I could look on the blue one and then afterwards you can play on the ground.

06:17:39.640 --> 06:17:43.760
Is that what you have?

06:17:43.760 --> 06:17:52.000
These two are going to be super good for us.

06:17:52.000 --> 06:17:54.700
You know what I did find kinda crazy about his last game though?

06:17:54.700 --> 06:17:59.100
I wanna be a guy who saw him in the game 23LP.

06:17:59.100 --> 06:18:18.400
Like his MMR isn't actually fucking bad.

06:18:18.400 --> 06:18:22.400
There's no least shows tops, so the way that we're gonna abuse that is by taking the wrappers.

06:18:29.400 --> 06:18:31.400
Yeah, so I'm just gonna get this one, then we're good.

06:18:37.400 --> 06:18:40.400
Alright, I'm gonna read Ash and maybe look on something about here.

06:18:40.400 --> 06:18:48.840
Yeah, probably better for me to just recall, honestly.

06:18:48.840 --> 06:18:51.880
Like my entire jungle is respawning, so if I look for a bot gank at an end, it's bad

06:18:51.880 --> 06:18:52.880
it's like the retireable.

06:18:52.880 --> 06:18:57.000
I might actually try a 24s game here.

06:18:57.000 --> 06:19:04.000
i try first to be interesting

06:19:16.300 --> 06:19:20.340
case in order to do is we're just gonna be playing on the uh... the cards and after

06:19:20.340 --> 06:19:27.340
crugs we're going to see if we can find doctors to bomb. We are losing to be too much. Nice,

06:19:30.340 --> 06:19:37.340
low grading knot. Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLO? That's heckin' the world. And uh, we're

06:19:50.340 --> 06:19:54.240
Jackie Jackie and on that thing as again for the subs. Appreciate it

06:19:55.200 --> 06:19:57.740
There's some exodia lumina. No, we're good right now

06:19:58.140 --> 06:20:03.420
This is like my old school hardstyle these songs are out so I play this later like seven years ago or some shit

06:20:06.660 --> 06:20:10.220
You shouldn't see if like there is a play for me to go for but it doesn't look like there is

06:20:20.340 --> 06:20:26.580
you know what let me ask you just get this here if I get grumb it puts me in a

06:20:26.580 --> 06:20:31.140
spot where I'm gonna upgrade smite so you just got the dragon for free

06:20:37.140 --> 06:20:45.180
can you teach jings to take that wave true I'm a good guy in my game so

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Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna walk up and then we'll look on the

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crab into dragon.

06:21:07.060 --> 06:21:14.060
dragon

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they all have to do now is just pick for the scotman we're going to get it

06:21:30.060 --> 06:21:33.500
okay so now for the real question do i want to look on the red

06:22:03.500 --> 06:22:11.500
You see these turrets? You need to kill this turret before you can kill this one before you can kill this one before this and then ultimately the Nexus.

06:22:11.500 --> 06:22:25.500
So the essential goal with League is that you just want to sit there and you want to kill champions to get stronger and to get to a point where you can knock down their turrets and ultimately end the game by destroying the Nexus.

06:22:33.500 --> 06:22:40.260
Okay so now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna see if I can play on the top to bot sure.

06:22:40.260 --> 06:22:47.580
I don't even really want to look for a fucking uh, for a play on the grubs honestly.

06:22:47.580 --> 06:22:52.580
Like I'd rather just leave that alone.

06:23:03.580 --> 06:23:05.580
Okay, not bad.

06:23:06.580 --> 06:23:10.580
Kind of want to just play on the, uh, the folk there.

06:23:10.580 --> 06:23:15.580
Okay, so, Lisa didn't show us why she doesn't have a blue buff. I'm going to go turn and invade her.

06:23:17.580 --> 06:23:24.660
So the reason why I'm invading his top side here is because he's on the other side of

06:23:24.660 --> 06:23:29.280
the map and we know that his blue is up because he only has red.

06:23:29.280 --> 06:23:33.000
Now the risk is that he invades my bot side but even if he does I don't think that's

06:23:33.000 --> 06:23:34.000
bad of a trade.

06:23:34.000 --> 06:23:37.860
He's like look at how weak my mid and ADC are.

06:23:37.860 --> 06:23:44.860
i don't know if he wants to fight it anyways

06:23:59.660 --> 06:24:02.660
so you guys know about the fucking don't?

06:24:07.860 --> 06:24:25.860
I'm just fucking dead no matter what I do share the second on my passive expire

06:24:25.860 --> 06:24:29.060
so I'm just gone but I'll be speaking able to trade one for one we're down as

06:24:29.060 --> 06:24:35.820
much as routes okay and Stephen and Swain all thing as for the sub-special

06:24:35.820 --> 06:24:38.820
and swing up in the 2-3. Thank you bro.

06:24:39.820 --> 06:24:41.820
The jinx he promote, he dead.

06:24:41.820 --> 06:24:43.820
He's getting 23 LP again too.

06:24:44.820 --> 06:24:46.820
This is actually kind of insane.

06:24:59.820 --> 06:25:02.820
Okay so now what I want to do is I want to just play on this gromp

06:25:02.820 --> 06:25:04.820
and then after that we can maybe look on this way.

06:25:05.820 --> 06:25:17.820
tf

06:25:17.820 --> 06:25:27.820
tf

06:25:27.820 --> 06:25:33.820
sim just feels so scuffed dude

06:25:33.820 --> 06:25:35.820
A barn is just so insanely weak.

06:25:38.240 --> 06:25:39.240
About an mid.

06:25:41.440 --> 06:25:43.440
But on the bright side, these are top laners so well.

06:25:44.080 --> 06:25:47.580
And I'm pretty sure that I can do like, extremely long to the end of the comp.

06:26:33.820 --> 06:26:41.140
of the dragon. He's like, yes, I could look for a top kill, but I'm going to be honest,

06:26:41.140 --> 06:26:42.820
I don't think there's a possibility of it happening.

06:26:42.820 --> 06:26:54.820
Wait, that time is just too strong right now.

06:26:54.820 --> 06:27:03.820
I'll take this wave.

06:27:03.820 --> 06:27:13.820
Oh, no.

06:27:13.820 --> 06:27:28.820
This is so scoffed.

06:27:28.820 --> 06:27:31.820
This is so scoffed.

06:27:31.820 --> 06:27:37.820
Ah, bro, we are literally just not strong at all.

06:27:37.820 --> 06:27:38.820
Wow.

06:27:38.820 --> 06:27:41.820
But I thought we could at least do that if I go like my passive up.

06:27:41.820 --> 06:27:44.820
I guess even with my passive it doesn't fucking matter.

06:27:58.820 --> 06:28:00.820
What?

06:28:00.820 --> 06:28:04.820
Who should I ban when playing Hecarim Goat?

06:28:19.820 --> 06:28:21.820
We saw him in buying Graves every game.

06:28:23.820 --> 06:28:25.820
He bought Graves, he bought Udyr, he bought Kindred.

06:28:25.820 --> 06:28:27.820
ban kinchard and also get banned

06:28:27.820 --> 06:28:57.760
I mean listen it's a bit sad I got a bit too greedy that's my fault okay so you

06:28:57.760 --> 06:29:02.340
know what we're gonna do is I'll see if I could look for next item. You know maybe I

06:29:02.340 --> 06:29:05.600
will just do Sunner Sky honestly. Like try for Sunner that don't mean it's not

06:29:05.600 --> 06:29:11.800
bad. And then as our next time we could maybe go for like the other one.

06:29:11.800 --> 06:29:20.360
No, Saki pan from. Thank you. And Maximus there in the time itself.

06:29:20.360 --> 06:29:24.360
The champion is this? This one is called Zahadin.

06:29:27.360 --> 06:29:30.360
This is the newest champion.

06:29:30.360 --> 06:29:35.360
I might actually look for the bots atop and then afterwards we're going to see if we can play on the Herald here.

06:29:50.360 --> 06:29:54.080
Let me see if I can get this one.

06:29:54.080 --> 06:29:59.440
My god, as long as I can plan Wolves and then afterwards we just look for the rest of it,

06:29:59.440 --> 06:30:00.440
it's gonna be good.

06:30:00.440 --> 06:30:11.440
Because like, pardon me, I also want to see if we can look on their health play here.

06:30:11.440 --> 06:30:18.440
now like if we can look on the system inside

06:30:31.520 --> 06:30:35.960
okay so now I'm just gonna do herald and then after herald we can probably look

06:30:35.960 --> 06:30:37.440
for like some kind of topside raid

06:30:37.440 --> 06:30:42.440
Lee is showing topside though. I don't have passive, that's something I really dislike.

06:30:46.440 --> 06:30:48.440
You know, that's actually a curcule though.

06:31:07.440 --> 06:31:14.440
I don't want them to come this.

06:31:37.440 --> 06:31:53.700
fuck me bro I'm gonna be honest I genuinely thought I had that shit too

06:31:53.700 --> 06:31:59.400
like I sure I sure the guy thought I fucking had that shit oh my god

06:31:59.400 --> 06:32:06.400
god

06:32:10.560 --> 06:32:14.800
i think for item what we do next is we're just going to go with this here

06:32:14.800 --> 06:32:18.360
but for boots

06:32:18.360 --> 06:32:21.240
so if this looks really nice this game

06:32:21.240 --> 06:32:24.320
like if you do moto reminder and then after moto reminder i just run it up on

06:32:24.320 --> 06:32:31.320
fucking like uh... that's not something that's perfect

06:32:54.320 --> 06:32:56.320
I

06:33:24.320 --> 06:33:37.320
I'm about to blow up, time bomb, take it, take it, time bomb, ready to explode while I can't believe what I'm waiting for.

06:33:54.320 --> 06:33:56.380
you

06:34:24.320 --> 06:34:26.380
you

06:34:54.320 --> 06:34:56.380
you

06:35:24.320 --> 06:35:26.380
you

06:35:54.320 --> 06:35:56.380
you

06:36:24.320 --> 06:36:52.520
It is good for healing if you have an enchanter, but if you don't have an enchanter then getting

06:36:52.520 --> 06:36:57.520
force to nature is better because you can get a shift in a women's speed.

06:36:57.520 --> 06:37:02.520
I don't know.

06:37:02.520 --> 06:37:12.520
Cibane maybe look on this here.

06:37:12.520 --> 06:37:15.520
Axe is just fucking pathetic though

06:37:17.520 --> 06:37:19.520
My only player in this game is SilverCon

06:37:42.520 --> 06:38:05.840
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest to you guys, I tried.

06:38:05.840 --> 06:38:12.840
like i tried

06:38:23.540 --> 06:38:30.140
maybe i get a look some rough here

06:38:30.140 --> 06:38:37.140
that's one benign

06:39:00.140 --> 06:39:03.440
I'm not going to let you go, I'm not going to let you go!

06:39:03.440 --> 06:39:05.640
I'm not going to let you go, I'm not going to let you go!

06:39:05.640 --> 06:39:07.640
Are you guys gonna fuck with fucking me?

06:39:09.640 --> 06:39:11.640
I'm not gonna let you go.

06:39:30.140 --> 06:39:43.920
I was one auto away from res are you fucking serious

06:39:43.920 --> 06:39:50.040
we lost now we actually lost

06:39:50.040 --> 06:39:54.480
they're gonna get sold now I was one auto away from res

06:39:54.480 --> 06:39:57.120
if I'd have gotten the rest of them I'd have been a chance

06:39:57.120 --> 06:40:00.400
like that that's that's where they'll know that there's never a chance like

06:40:04.240 --> 06:40:06.240
holy shh

06:40:19.080 --> 06:40:21.080
there is no chance

06:40:27.120 --> 06:40:53.040
I mean did I fucking tried you know what I mean

06:40:53.040 --> 06:41:00.040
Holy shit.

06:41:00.040 --> 06:41:04.040
Wow.

06:41:04.040 --> 06:41:18.040
Wow, that's a fucked up game.

06:41:18.040 --> 06:41:20.040
Let me just go bathroom.

06:41:48.040 --> 06:41:51.040
And lost boys like me aren't free

06:41:51.040 --> 06:41:55.040
He sprinkled me in pixie dust and he swung us away

06:41:55.040 --> 06:41:58.040
Believe in him and believe in me

06:41:58.040 --> 06:42:01.040
Together we'll fly away in a cloud of green

06:42:01.040 --> 06:42:04.040
To your beautiful destiny

06:42:04.040 --> 06:42:08.040
As we storm above the town and never love me

06:42:08.040 --> 06:42:11.040
I realize I'm finally back to me

06:42:11.040 --> 06:42:13.040
So let's go, let's see

06:42:13.040 --> 06:42:15.040
Let's go, let's go

06:42:48.040 --> 06:43:12.880
All right guys, back in business now, let's go.

06:43:12.880 --> 06:43:14.880
Can I see your micekins catalog?

06:43:14.880 --> 06:43:15.880
No, sure.

06:43:19.380 --> 06:43:22.380
Don't ask me how I have all the honor skins.

06:43:29.880 --> 06:43:30.880
I don't know either.

06:43:42.880 --> 06:43:52.880
Bro, you seem to are ass.

06:43:52.880 --> 06:44:07.880
Why is your voice so squeaky?

06:44:07.880 --> 06:44:17.600
This is when I was younger, I used to sit there and talk in a highpitched voice to mimic

06:44:17.600 --> 06:44:33.880
my stuffed animals' voices, so as a result, I became a permanently highpitched.

06:44:33.880 --> 06:44:55.360
What is that McDonald's breakfast wrap

06:45:03.880 --> 06:45:29.880
bro how many losses are we on?

06:45:29.880 --> 06:45:57.440
in a row. Even Jinxy reacted to the Yamakaze clip and he almost had same experience. True.

06:45:57.440 --> 06:46:01.280
Actually true, why is your name DawnTess?

06:46:01.280 --> 06:46:03.560
Oh yeah, I didn't know that's my parents.

06:46:03.560 --> 06:46:05.080
They're the ones I chose then.

06:46:06.400 --> 06:46:08.120
So yeah, I'm from here right now.

06:46:08.120 --> 06:46:09.440
From here now it's nine.

06:46:17.360 --> 06:46:18.200
All right.

06:46:21.680 --> 06:46:26.680
So there's a karma, and we got Jim Zerathlocked in.

06:46:26.680 --> 06:46:27.960
What do you think about that, guys?

06:46:34.260 --> 06:46:35.940
It's like, Loki, what are we thinking here?

06:46:46.820 --> 06:46:47.540
Alright.

06:46:50.400 --> 06:46:54.000
Everyone on the ladder is playing this dark ranger worm build.

06:46:54.240 --> 06:46:56.640
On what, fucking, uh, Warcraft? Really?

06:46:56.680 --> 06:47:06.680
The Saul Aitman build, bro.

06:47:06.680 --> 06:47:15.960
Alright, Karma Lux, Shan Ash.

06:47:15.960 --> 06:47:25.160
Dude, I fucking hate Lee Sin.

06:47:25.160 --> 06:47:38.360
I think I'll do a C-File attack or something, there's no one going anything else.

06:47:38.360 --> 06:47:43.440
What's the point of me locking another shit?

06:47:43.440 --> 06:47:44.440
You know what I mean?

06:47:44.440 --> 06:47:45.440
I'll perform best on him anyways.

06:47:45.440 --> 06:47:47.440
Let me have my charge

06:48:45.440 --> 06:48:52.440
All right, let's go.

06:48:52.440 --> 06:49:03.440
Are you guys ready for a yes or no?

06:49:03.440 --> 06:49:11.440
Um...

06:49:11.440 --> 06:49:13.440
If you're me lowkey, you have to shut my fucking ears.

06:49:17.440 --> 06:49:18.440
Alright.

06:49:23.440 --> 06:49:26.440
I want to see your SpongeBob collection and have a small collection of shirts.

06:49:26.440 --> 06:49:27.440
I'll show you later, bye.

06:49:28.440 --> 06:49:29.440
Let's go buddy.

06:49:30.440 --> 06:49:31.440
So, let's see.

06:49:32.440 --> 06:49:35.440
I know Shuzaku and Izzy, they're in the problems.

06:49:35.440 --> 06:49:43.840
But Christmas actually had my aunt get me a bunch of like SpongeBob clothing, but I'm

06:49:43.840 --> 06:49:46.880
not allowed wearing the uh, the SpongeBob underwear anymore.

06:49:46.880 --> 06:49:52.560
Cause every time I wear the SpongeBob underwear, Laura would just like come up to me and just

06:49:52.560 --> 06:49:54.200
rip all my clothing off instantly.

06:49:54.200 --> 06:49:58.160
She'd be like, no you are, you cannot be walking around looking that good with that

06:49:58.160 --> 06:50:00.200
SpongeBob underwear.

06:50:00.200 --> 06:50:03.080
So because of that I had to like actually like lock it away.

06:50:03.080 --> 06:50:06.080
It's like a magnet.

06:50:06.080 --> 06:50:13.080
I'm gonna have like a few pairs of underwear, socks, two shirts, one longsuit, one shortsuit.

06:50:13.080 --> 06:50:15.080
And then, uh, spongebob sometimes.

06:50:33.080 --> 06:50:49.080
Alright, I think our best angle right now is if we just play for the Gromp in Cebu.

06:50:49.080 --> 06:50:58.000
shark hey guys this game it should actually get banged on the time right now

06:51:10.520 --> 06:51:14.080
I'm never gonna look for the double crab but I'm a little bit worried that he

06:51:14.080 --> 06:51:18.080
He has sword top, because if he does, then he can avoid getting doubled.

06:51:23.080 --> 06:51:25.080
I'm gonna die for this.

06:51:29.080 --> 06:51:31.080
She has no Q.

06:51:36.080 --> 06:51:38.080
She's serious.

06:51:38.080 --> 06:51:45.880
So this shows midi has 28 CS, 28 CS so I was still studying for sure to take the top

06:51:45.880 --> 06:51:46.880
cap.

06:51:46.880 --> 06:51:50.880
So I'm just going to look on recent enough or it's on top of the botgap, okay.

06:51:50.880 --> 06:51:56.080
Can you play this game on complete silence?

06:51:56.080 --> 06:51:58.480
I'm doing homework and you're distracting me.

06:51:58.480 --> 06:52:08.480
I got you.

06:52:08.480 --> 06:52:11.200
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the, uh, for the

06:52:11.200 --> 06:52:13.720
Krugs and after this we'll look on the, uh, wrappers.

06:52:13.720 --> 06:52:15.920
You don't even whisper a little bit, okay?

06:52:15.920 --> 06:52:19.840
Cause I think I'm going to look on the two loud.

06:52:19.840 --> 06:52:23.840
So now what we're going to do is we're going to be looking for the Krugs and then after

06:52:23.840 --> 06:52:25.840
it's going to be a play on the wrappers.

06:52:25.840 --> 06:52:27.560
No one else works so hard every game.

06:52:27.560 --> 06:52:30.840
What would you say is the best way to level up for someone new?

06:52:32.280 --> 06:52:37.400
Just learn through normal games because it's like the most adjacent things like a right experience

06:52:39.200 --> 06:52:41.200
That's what I would

06:52:41.200 --> 06:52:59.200
You guys can answer that?

06:52:59.200 --> 06:53:05.520
I had some organizing to play for the finishing goals and afterwards to go

06:53:14.800 --> 06:53:16.800
All right, and then we just found this dragon

06:53:29.200 --> 06:53:31.200
All right, let's get the dragon now

06:53:34.320 --> 06:53:41.080
You got me fuck you dude at least half of you sad man and silly just fucking jolted out of bed

06:53:42.400 --> 06:53:44.400
Cheers, bro. I

06:53:45.880 --> 06:53:47.880
Don't know

06:53:47.880 --> 06:54:12.560
so why is this guy level 6?

06:54:12.560 --> 06:54:13.560
what?

06:54:13.560 --> 06:54:15.560
oh no

06:54:18.560 --> 06:54:20.560
This is so horrible fuck

06:54:31.360 --> 06:54:35.680
Wait a turn where they can sell this is everyone can sell this please. I'm bagging you

06:54:36.920 --> 06:54:38.920
Bro minority be top

06:54:43.560 --> 06:54:55.520
Oh my god, I'm actually my mom was here, bro, okay Jen is here nice nice

06:54:59.080 --> 06:55:01.520
Dragon reset dragon reset nice double kill

06:55:05.080 --> 06:55:10.680
I'm gonna play for the crab before I play for a block gang as long as I get this crab. That's all that matters

06:55:13.560 --> 06:55:26.200
Oh no, nice, okay that's not the worst, that's actually not the worst.

06:55:26.200 --> 06:55:34.920
Well, let's hope that Narsol carries the game now with the two-player-excited god-like-air-play-tall.

06:55:34.920 --> 06:55:36.920
and uh... let's see if there's a walk in

06:55:36.920 --> 06:55:41.920
thank you

06:55:43.920 --> 06:55:46.920
all right

06:55:57.920 --> 06:56:02.920
we have to look on the top to bot, okay?

06:56:04.920 --> 06:56:16.600
Guys why is it every time I play against a fucking decent they always shot 20 kills.

06:56:16.600 --> 06:56:17.600
Every single game.

06:56:17.600 --> 06:56:20.560
It's like they're always the guys soulcaring the fucking game.

06:56:20.560 --> 06:56:25.400
Is it really that up here right now?

06:56:25.400 --> 06:56:29.120
He was feeling like committed for the crab that much because I was one minion away from

06:56:29.120 --> 06:56:30.120
level 6 that's why.

06:56:30.120 --> 06:56:57.020
And I know if I get it then I just get 6 and then I can turn the fight.

06:56:57.020 --> 06:57:04.020
I definitely want to look on the bot side here in the dragon.

06:57:04.120 --> 06:57:06.240
It's because they buffed him?

06:57:06.240 --> 06:57:10.600
Wait, how did they buff Lee Sin? I saw banning it every game and he told me that.

06:57:10.600 --> 06:57:17.600
But I think by the play against Lee Sin every game they play against Graves, honestly, god.

06:57:17.600 --> 06:57:25.600
Even though the recent buffs weren't enough, what would they look like in the more dead?

06:57:25.600 --> 06:57:38.600
I don't know what kind of a dragon they are.

06:57:38.600 --> 06:57:48.600
Oh, no.

06:57:48.600 --> 06:57:58.080
Nice.

06:57:58.080 --> 06:58:04.080
His W now gives his shield when board hopping and the C1 from 12 to 7.

06:58:04.080 --> 06:58:05.080
What?

06:58:05.080 --> 06:58:08.080
What?

06:58:08.080 --> 06:58:13.080
What?

06:58:13.080 --> 06:58:17.080
That's a fucking joke.

06:58:17.080 --> 06:58:28.080
What are the actual buffs? Don't take the full show.

06:58:28.080 --> 06:58:32.080
Of course.

06:58:32.080 --> 06:58:34.080
Bro, can you get more shields?

06:58:34.080 --> 06:58:38.120
fucking Captain America on this motherfucker's team go in and supine most

06:58:38.120 --> 06:58:41.200
insane shield ever

06:58:51.920 --> 06:58:55.920
I'm just watching this song

06:58:55.920 --> 06:59:01.560
I'm a silver seventy-one so much. Thank you

06:59:04.320 --> 06:59:08.480
Those are the actual buffs what's his pick right now days. I'm probably gonna start promoting him

06:59:09.480 --> 06:59:12.920
And those are the actually send on at least in Boston for money

06:59:20.640 --> 06:59:22.640
Yeah, I'm just gonna start for money it up again

06:59:25.920 --> 06:59:37.580
Serpent's good in this case, yeah it is.

06:59:37.580 --> 06:59:43.520
The reason why Serpents is so nice here is just because they have Sheldon Lee, Sheldon

06:59:43.520 --> 06:59:49.040
Chen, Sheldon Lux, Sheldon Ashbrat, like they have Sheldon and someone with fucking chaps.

06:59:49.040 --> 06:59:54.040
So one of the rare games I'll even like rush it.

06:59:54.040 --> 06:59:55.040
Oh shit!

06:59:55.040 --> 06:59:56.040
My chance!

06:59:56.040 --> 06:59:59.040
You're in the positive for a shot.

06:59:59.040 --> 07:00:00.040
Thank you.

07:00:19.040 --> 07:00:21.040
I

07:00:49.040 --> 07:00:59.320
You know what, I think I'm probably just going to play for a full tier show.

07:00:59.320 --> 07:01:03.440
He has an 18% pick rate diamond plus, yeah, we're just going to ban Lee Sin every game.

07:01:03.440 --> 07:01:08.880
I'd rather play against Graves on Lee Sin, they send us way way way way way lower counter

07:01:08.880 --> 07:01:09.880
play potential.

07:01:09.880 --> 07:01:16.880
I mean fuck sacrum harder too, to be fair.

07:01:39.880 --> 07:02:06.880
I need singers in chat.

07:02:06.880 --> 07:02:09.880
You know you've been towering for a long time

07:02:09.880 --> 07:02:12.880
Only hate the rope and you listen hard

07:02:12.880 --> 07:02:15.880
Only know you love it and you let it go

07:02:18.880 --> 07:02:20.880
And you let it go

07:02:31.880 --> 07:02:34.880
Only coverings behind you fill it up

07:03:04.880 --> 07:03:11.880
You're near to get this here.

07:03:34.880 --> 07:03:48.080
I want to see if we can play make a play on this road here.

07:03:48.080 --> 07:04:17.600
I'm telling you guys, V-Doc should make a play with Warcure, it's insane for us.

07:04:17.600 --> 07:04:19.600
Jesus

07:04:23.600 --> 07:04:27.600
OHHHHH MAN

07:04:38.600 --> 07:04:39.600
What?

07:04:47.600 --> 07:05:01.080
I mean, just such a retarded game when you have to play against fucking CancerCockSuckerEason.

07:05:01.080 --> 07:05:08.400
Like there's no way they didn't fight it, like even though it's Strip and Thrash it

07:05:08.400 --> 07:05:09.400
doesn't fucking matter.

07:05:09.400 --> 07:05:11.400
It really doesn't mean shit

07:05:22.720 --> 07:05:27.880
Least 1v9, yeah, but Least 1v9 every game bro. I said nothing new

07:05:39.400 --> 07:05:53.600
all right okay so let me think how the fuck are we gonna win this game guys

07:05:53.600 --> 07:05:56.240
what are we thinking

07:05:56.240 --> 07:06:06.640
I went to the hardstyle festivals.

07:06:06.640 --> 07:06:16.240
I went to one that was a bit more harder than the hardstyle send a kit, and I was on one.

07:06:16.240 --> 07:06:22.240
Holy shit bro.

07:06:22.240 --> 07:06:42.240
No way dude.

07:06:42.240 --> 07:06:54.240
It's so fucking disgusting.

07:06:54.240 --> 07:07:01.240
Yeah, that's one.

07:07:01.240 --> 07:07:15.420
Okay, you know what if we can actually fight this dragon, I think it's gonna be okay

07:07:16.420 --> 07:07:18.880
This is legitimately so fucking insane, you know

07:07:20.980 --> 07:07:25.140
You need to beat the least in one one he's sorry or I yeah, but I can't go it's a Lee sin

07:07:25.140 --> 07:07:32.140
Like I know I'm not that big, I can't get this a fucking Lee Sin, it's impossible.

07:07:32.140 --> 07:07:37.140
Jesus.

07:07:44.140 --> 07:07:45.140
Alright.

07:07:45.140 --> 07:07:52.140
all right we need a super impound let's show them

07:07:52.140 --> 07:07:55.140
Alright, we need a super impound, let's show them.

07:08:12.140 --> 07:08:14.140
Okay, so we played off the Shennaut, which is good.

07:08:14.140 --> 07:08:24.260
Now, I won't be able to get the level that I want to get before we fight on the dragon,

07:08:24.260 --> 07:08:31.500
but we're at least gonna have our team with us.

07:08:31.500 --> 07:08:44.060
Wait, did she not flash earlier?

07:08:44.060 --> 07:09:13.500
I honestly can't believe that doesn't end in everybody dying

07:09:13.500 --> 07:09:21.940
No, I like how Jenling can't believe it.

07:09:21.940 --> 07:09:27.020
Oh my god, it ends when everybody on our team fucking dies.

07:09:27.020 --> 07:09:33.900
Can you explain League of Legends and the easiest way for me to understand and play

07:09:33.900 --> 07:09:37.860
about downloading it?

07:09:37.860 --> 07:09:42.340
It's like playing chess, except your pieces don't listen to you and they tell you to kill

07:09:42.340 --> 07:09:44.340
yourself when they disagree with what you're doing.

07:09:58.340 --> 07:10:00.340
Ah, yeah.

07:10:00.340 --> 07:10:02.340
I want to go and clear this very cool.

07:10:08.340 --> 07:10:10.340
Why is there more on mine right now?

07:10:42.340 --> 07:10:49.340
like

07:10:49.340 --> 07:10:52.340
so

07:10:52.340 --> 07:10:57.340
and

07:10:57.340 --> 07:11:04.340
and

07:11:04.340 --> 07:11:11.340
and

07:11:15.220 --> 07:11:22.220
that's a bit of a rough one guys so a little bit of fucking rough one

07:11:22.220 --> 07:11:35.420
Yeah, I mean, I just like, like, I just like, it's so fucking over.

07:11:35.420 --> 07:11:41.580
I mean, that champion is just too broken, like, it's legitimately just too fucking broken.

07:11:41.580 --> 07:11:45.420
How many games of mine today have I lost to Lee Sin?

07:11:45.420 --> 07:11:46.920
I'm curious.

07:11:46.920 --> 07:11:51.340
So there's this one, last game.

07:11:51.340 --> 07:11:56.340
No, I gamed earlier as well, that's three.

07:11:56.340 --> 07:11:59.860
Three games in one day, sick bro.

07:11:59.860 --> 07:12:14.860
They're the same fucking broken ass champion, nice.

07:12:14.860 --> 07:12:15.860
Alright.

07:12:19.860 --> 07:12:20.860
Welp.

07:12:28.860 --> 07:12:30.860
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?

07:12:30.860 --> 07:12:32.860
Nah, be a fan, promocan.

07:12:32.860 --> 07:12:33.860
Thank you.

07:12:33.860 --> 07:12:35.860
So just ban it every game ya, I'm gonna start.

07:12:36.860 --> 07:12:38.860
I didn't realize that it got buffed out in the same way.

07:12:44.860 --> 07:12:53.860
like imagine you said the only player on this team and you can just run 5-5 is about to open

07:12:53.860 --> 07:12:54.860
this

07:12:54.860 --> 07:12:55.860
yo you guys don't motherfuckers don't

07:12:55.860 --> 07:13:09.860
best hacker in the world

07:13:09.860 --> 07:13:16.860
seriously so crazy

07:13:16.860 --> 07:13:40.860
that fucking blows

07:13:40.860 --> 07:13:57.020
Yep, there's no way to play around this.

07:13:57.020 --> 07:14:00.180
I'd agree honestly to these people that just pop off every game on Lee Sin and even play

07:14:00.180 --> 07:14:04.100
the champ, or is it that you're just like fucking retards first timing it, but because

07:14:04.100 --> 07:14:14.380
about broken it is they just want to get on every game borderline first timing

07:14:17.380 --> 07:14:26.180
means it borderline first timing sick dude yeah that time is never being left

07:14:26.180 --> 07:14:29.460
open again mark my words

07:14:34.100 --> 07:14:38.100
Like I'm telling you guys right now about the last game we were playing against Lee Sin

07:14:41.100 --> 07:14:44.100
Like I'm telling you guys right now, let's hear the last game we were playing against that champion

07:14:45.100 --> 07:14:47.100
I'm not playing against that shit again

07:14:49.100 --> 07:14:50.100
You know what?

07:14:56.100 --> 07:14:58.100
You know what? Maybe I'll fucking lock it in

07:14:59.100 --> 07:15:03.100
If it's that fucking broken bro, maybe I should play it honestly

07:15:04.100 --> 07:15:11.100
that's?

07:15:15.540 --> 07:15:22.540
like guys, what do you think about it?

07:15:24.700 --> 07:15:28.420
you see a better front line against him? no dude, there's no better front lining

07:15:28.420 --> 07:15:35.420
that job is just so fucking OP

07:15:37.220 --> 07:15:39.180
do it, do it, do it

07:15:39.180 --> 07:15:46.180
you guys want to see me first time it?

07:15:48.540 --> 07:15:55.540
you're gonna get a clip formed, no I won't

07:15:58.420 --> 07:16:04.420
Look at the tutorial, I don't need to, bro.

07:16:04.420 --> 07:16:08.420
That's a good rap.

07:16:08.420 --> 07:16:14.420
Do you want to show her fun scenes or...

07:16:14.420 --> 07:16:22.420
I don't know, should I just actually ban it then?

07:16:28.420 --> 07:16:41.100
I really want to just play one game, like I don't know, I just see one game on it, I

07:16:41.100 --> 07:16:43.740
just see one game on it.

07:16:43.740 --> 07:16:49.220
Like I'm sorry in advance, I just see one game on this shit.

07:16:49.220 --> 07:16:52.020
It is so fucking OP, I swear to god I can play it.

07:16:52.020 --> 07:16:54.020
I'm not even king, I swear, I can play it.

07:17:06.420 --> 07:17:08.420
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't want that stuff.

07:17:08.420 --> 07:17:10.420
Now it's your turn to throw them all. Thank you.

07:17:14.820 --> 07:17:15.820
Alright.

07:17:18.620 --> 07:17:20.620
Oh, okay, what are the runes? Let's suck.

07:17:22.020 --> 07:17:32.020
So the runes are standard.

07:17:32.020 --> 07:17:42.020
What was that one build that played against that just went fucking retarded?

07:17:42.020 --> 07:17:47.020
You sure it was Sunred Skyrush wasn't it?

07:17:47.020 --> 07:17:57.020
No, it's like Eclipse on this guy, that's the one.

07:17:57.020 --> 07:18:05.220
At least then isn't that Hardy, Blue, Joe, Sly, and Kermit's an easy kill?

07:18:05.220 --> 07:18:07.900
No, but that's exactly it, yes.

07:18:07.900 --> 07:18:10.900
Like unironically, yes.

07:18:10.900 --> 07:18:17.900
I thought I would see a taekwondo again bro.

07:18:25.900 --> 07:18:29.900
Alright guys, you think there's a chance we could actually get something done here? Yes, you know.

07:18:32.900 --> 07:18:33.900
What is this?

07:18:33.900 --> 07:18:50.260
There's something a bit fucking crazy on the jayven here okay like we like

07:18:50.260 --> 07:19:11.540
You know, I actually remember this game.

07:19:11.540 --> 07:19:16.020
I was on an 8-game win streak, I decided I was going to first time Lee Sin, and then

07:19:16.020 --> 07:19:22.020
I lost, and then I went on a 20 game lost streak, and then I demoed TD1.

07:19:22.020 --> 07:19:30.020
Anyways, because I lost that game, and it was legit unlucky, so then I was like, let me lock it in again, and I just kept locking it in, and I kept losing.

07:19:30.020 --> 07:19:32.020
It was actually fucking horrible.

07:19:32.020 --> 07:19:44.800
I'm guessing we just start the uh I'm guessing we just start W nowadays if it's only seven

07:19:44.800 --> 07:19:45.800
second CD.

07:19:45.800 --> 07:19:47.800
Yeah

07:19:55.800 --> 07:19:57.800
Why is it hard?

07:19:57.800 --> 07:19:59.800
What the fuck

07:19:59.800 --> 07:20:03.340
It's out W. Why the fuck did it out W and not W? What?

07:20:04.800 --> 07:20:06.800
There we go

07:20:09.000 --> 07:20:11.320
But I was there doing out W and it wasn't working

07:20:11.320 --> 07:20:18.320
it's like out subcast you know naturally

07:20:41.320 --> 07:20:42.320
Nice.

07:20:42.320 --> 07:20:48.320
Okay, so now we can just play for this over here.

07:21:11.320 --> 07:21:16.120
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I think I'm gonna fuck up my early clear dude. I don't know what the fuck I did

07:21:17.840 --> 07:21:20.980
Guys what the fuck did I do like this is actually horrible?

07:21:28.200 --> 07:21:30.200
But there's no where it should be this bad right?

07:21:35.840 --> 07:21:38.560
This is actually like next summer fucking terrible

07:21:41.320 --> 07:21:43.320
I

07:21:50.880 --> 07:21:52.880
First time Lee

07:21:55.560 --> 07:22:01.680
Listen, I just don't get why the fuck my career took this long as I started me to do it you first

07:22:41.320 --> 07:22:43.320
I mean

07:22:56.040 --> 07:22:58.040
He gives a tax fee

07:23:02.720 --> 07:23:04.720
What gives the tax fee is your passing

07:23:11.320 --> 07:23:39.480
I got this reaction to get spot here.

07:23:39.480 --> 07:23:41.780
It's a miracle your bind hasn't typed anything yet.

07:23:41.780 --> 07:23:42.780
Shut up dude.

07:23:42.780 --> 07:23:45.140
Like I'm not playing that bad, unironically.

07:23:45.140 --> 07:23:50.780
It's just like I'm unfortunate early game.

07:23:50.780 --> 07:23:58.380
Like now I'm showing it's legit unfortunate early game.

07:23:58.380 --> 07:24:03.380
I'm gonna be much more stubborn bot sure.

07:24:03.380 --> 07:24:05.380
I'm in the middle of it.

07:24:19.380 --> 07:24:21.380
Come here and see if I can make a look on this guy.

07:24:33.380 --> 07:24:49.380
You know what? Fuck this. They're just playing on the dragon, man.

07:24:49.380 --> 07:24:59.380
Man, they have no other play to make, might as well just do this shit, man.

07:24:59.380 --> 07:25:01.380
They're just the freest play of all time

07:25:18.660 --> 07:25:20.660
Nice

07:25:20.660 --> 07:25:22.660
What?

07:25:22.660 --> 07:25:24.660
What?

07:25:24.660 --> 07:25:26.660
Wait, what the f- why the fuck did he not-

07:25:26.660 --> 07:25:28.660
That's fine.

07:25:28.660 --> 07:25:31.660
I mean low-cap, no matter what the sign at the posh is, it's on.

07:25:31.660 --> 07:25:33.660
But let's check out the dragon.

07:25:33.660 --> 07:25:35.660
Like, that's low-cap at least, worth it.

07:25:41.660 --> 07:25:43.660
Nice, Smurfacale, well played, bro.

07:25:43.660 --> 07:25:50.660
It's jungling out of this patch just spamming lian graves.

07:25:50.660 --> 07:25:52.660
Yep.

07:25:52.660 --> 07:25:55.660
Honorar on thea.

07:25:55.660 --> 07:26:00.660
I mean lia is so broken even I'm like smurfing on it.

07:26:00.660 --> 07:26:01.660
Think about that.

07:26:01.660 --> 07:26:03.660
And I don't even play this champ ever.

07:26:13.660 --> 07:26:30.220
Okay, nice. I'm gonna do the sickest semi-play of all time. Are you ready for it? Holy fuck,

07:26:30.220 --> 07:26:35.100
this is about to be the most insane shit you guys have ever witnessed. Let's go.

07:26:43.660 --> 07:27:13.340
I think you just have some buttons oh my god

07:27:13.340 --> 07:27:15.340
Okay, so now we're just gonna put on this

07:27:25.340 --> 07:27:27.980
Yeah, listen all you have to do now is you just put on this shin we're good

07:28:13.340 --> 07:28:15.340
oh my god

07:28:25.580 --> 07:28:27.580
dude this is actually crazy

07:28:34.780 --> 07:28:39.580
guys i'm not gonna lie this might be the most like insane game i've ever played in my whole life and i'm like going

07:28:43.340 --> 07:29:03.880
Oh my god wait

07:29:03.880 --> 07:29:17.560
Wait, that actually wasn't bad though, I lowkey smurfed it.

07:29:17.560 --> 07:29:19.560
Oh

07:29:29.160 --> 07:29:31.160
Wow

07:29:47.560 --> 07:30:15.420
Nice!

07:30:15.420 --> 07:30:17.820
oh my god

07:30:17.820 --> 07:30:19.260
okay guys for boots

07:30:19.260 --> 07:30:23.700
uh... i think we definitely have to go marchaxe

07:30:23.700 --> 07:30:30.700
so we'll do mercs and then after mercs, sunrace guy

07:30:30.700 --> 07:30:32.060
yo you guys know motherfucking doggos?

07:30:32.060 --> 07:30:33.460
yeah, chan, sarin, so welcome

07:30:33.460 --> 07:30:34.460
thank you

07:31:15.420 --> 07:31:22.420
Oh no.

07:31:45.420 --> 07:31:51.340
okay guys listen if we can summon the best dragon on spawn it's gonna be the first

07:31:51.340 --> 07:31:52.340
Let's go, man!

07:31:53.340 --> 07:31:55.340
Kill my mate!

07:32:21.340 --> 07:32:23.340
Looking like a rocket!

07:32:51.340 --> 07:33:06.340
easy as fuck baby

07:33:06.340 --> 07:33:22.380
Alright guys, Loki is so good as fuck for us right now.

07:33:52.380 --> 07:33:54.380
Oh shit

07:34:22.380 --> 07:34:29.380
Dude, I need more fucking wards, bro. I need more fucking wards.

07:34:29.380 --> 07:34:35.380
Maybe I need more wards, this would be the first shit of all time.

07:34:35.380 --> 07:34:44.380
I saw him like a joke, bro. Like, literally.

07:34:44.380 --> 07:34:47.380
Jungle Death? I don't know. You're gonna see, bro.

07:34:47.380 --> 07:34:49.380
And the first game is one in our favor.

07:35:17.380 --> 07:35:23.380
If I'm on this way, we are on this way

07:35:23.380 --> 07:35:27.380
If I'm on this way, we are on this way

07:35:38.380 --> 07:35:39.380
We're not bad

07:35:43.380 --> 07:35:45.380
We just need to play on the next dragon

07:36:17.380 --> 07:36:45.060
I want to be the best no one ever was

07:37:15.060 --> 07:37:17.060
Pokemon?

07:37:17.060 --> 07:37:19.060
I hope so too!

07:37:45.060 --> 07:37:47.060
Oh

07:38:15.060 --> 07:38:21.860
Oh, it's so close.

07:38:21.860 --> 07:38:24.380
My was off by fucking 7.

07:38:24.380 --> 07:38:31.660
God fucking damn it.

07:38:31.660 --> 07:38:40.340
Fucking piece of shit, Smite.

07:38:40.340 --> 07:38:55.340
all right, let's do this

07:38:55.340 --> 07:38:57.340
Nice!

07:39:25.340 --> 07:39:54.340
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Wait. Oh fuck, I'm fucking with her. On us. On us.

07:39:54.340 --> 07:39:56.340
Nice

07:40:00.340 --> 07:40:02.340
Nice

07:40:04.340 --> 07:40:08.820
Yo, look at the recent is fucking clean bro clean as a fucking bean right now

07:40:24.340 --> 07:40:46.740
ok nice nice nice nice nice nice get it done get it done nice good

07:40:46.740 --> 07:40:55.840
I ain't gonna plot the Rengar again, but I'm gonna be honest, I ain't gonna lease it and

07:40:55.840 --> 07:40:59.780
it's a bit too much craziness for us right now.

07:40:59.780 --> 07:41:02.780
I don't think you can do more craziness than me.

07:41:02.780 --> 07:41:11.180
Tuesday I was through with open Wednesday my empty arms were open Thursday waiting for her

07:41:11.180 --> 07:41:22.180
Waiting for her, thank the stars this Friday I'm burning like a fire gun while the sun is burning

07:41:22.180 --> 07:41:29.180
I'll be waiting for her, waiting for her to come around

07:42:02.780 --> 07:42:04.780
I

07:42:06.240 --> 07:42:11.700
Guys about to go fucking crazy right now. I'm not you guys are playing it to a thought just me

07:42:17.600 --> 07:42:19.600
Now it's time

07:43:02.780 --> 07:43:04.780
Let's go!

07:43:04.780 --> 07:43:06.780
Let's go!

07:43:06.780 --> 07:43:08.780
Let's go!

07:43:08.780 --> 07:43:10.780
Let's go!

07:43:10.780 --> 07:43:12.780
Let's go!

07:43:12.780 --> 07:43:14.780
Let's go!

07:43:14.780 --> 07:43:16.780
Let's go!

07:43:16.780 --> 07:43:18.780
Let's go!

07:43:18.780 --> 07:43:20.780
Let's go!

07:43:20.780 --> 07:43:22.780
We will keep shitting in the fucking face for an Austrian speed.

07:43:32.780 --> 07:43:43.780
almost on it

07:43:43.780 --> 07:43:50.780
Nice, Dobby Codding.

07:43:50.780 --> 07:43:59.780
Oh, perfect, okay.

07:43:59.780 --> 07:44:01.780
Oh

07:44:20.780 --> 07:44:22.780
Nice

07:44:29.780 --> 07:44:31.780
I never see it again

07:44:33.780 --> 07:44:35.780
I know it breaks your heart to the singing I wrote to my god

07:44:35.780 --> 07:44:37.780
Before he's no ghost

07:44:37.780 --> 07:44:39.780
And you think I'm pretty enough to come out

07:44:39.780 --> 07:44:41.780
And I know that he can't stop

07:44:41.780 --> 07:44:43.780
No I know that he can't stop

07:44:45.780 --> 07:44:47.780
Bro, fucking box of me, you cocksucker

07:44:50.780 --> 07:44:52.780
I need some of this lunch

07:44:55.780 --> 07:44:57.780
Unironically, every posh style matters

07:44:59.780 --> 07:45:11.780
Jesus, dude.

07:45:11.780 --> 07:45:23.780
Please, warden.

07:45:53.780 --> 07:46:06.980
Alright we need to go now.

07:46:06.980 --> 07:46:16.460
Are you guys ready for the astronaut?

07:46:16.460 --> 07:46:18.460
Okay

07:46:35.180 --> 07:46:37.540
Okay, everyone we just were right here trust

07:46:46.460 --> 07:46:53.460
Guys, I have flash, we can make this sickest play of all time.

07:47:16.460 --> 07:47:18.460
Oh

07:47:39.580 --> 07:47:41.580
Up with fucking bitch

07:47:46.460 --> 07:48:06.460
Give me give me give me give me give me

07:48:06.460 --> 07:48:09.820
If I told you, this was only gonna hurt

07:48:09.820 --> 07:48:13.100
If I warned you, that the fire's gonna burn

07:48:13.100 --> 07:48:16.860
Would you walk in, would you let me do it first with us?

07:48:16.860 --> 07:48:19.500
Shots of one of you guys who are for the most insane least in play ever

07:48:19.500 --> 07:48:24.140
Would you let me, let you even when you're blind in the darkness

07:48:24.140 --> 07:48:27.420
In the mirror of the night in the spiders

07:48:27.420 --> 07:48:29.820
When there's no bias eyes, would you come?

07:48:29.820 --> 07:48:30.820
Shhh!

07:48:55.820 --> 07:48:57.820
Get ready for it, get ready for it!

07:48:59.820 --> 07:49:01.820
I

07:49:18.220 --> 07:49:20.220
Fuck you

07:49:21.780 --> 07:49:23.780
He's just button double kill my wife

07:49:23.780 --> 07:49:33.400
guys I'm just gonna say it I genuinely think that if it wasn't for Hackerum I would unironically

07:49:33.400 --> 07:49:40.400
be kadeem 2.0. like...

07:49:54.600 --> 07:50:01.600
there's not a nine creeps in this game? NOPE!

07:50:03.400 --> 07:50:05.400
I

07:50:09.160 --> 07:50:11.160
Get jungle depth true

07:50:12.920 --> 07:50:18.720
All right, that's the last time I've been walking in the sun we got it out of our system, so that's a good thing

07:50:21.200 --> 07:50:23.200
All ones and let me just go back

07:51:33.400 --> 07:51:40.400
Hey Dante, I used force into the addiction league after my second deployment.

07:51:40.400 --> 07:51:47.400
I have played Pampillars, Mundo, Trendle, Trendemirers, and Riot Jungle so far.

07:51:47.400 --> 07:51:52.400
I am addicted heavily on Riot every game. What do I need to do then, too?

07:51:52.400 --> 07:51:52.900
Come on.

07:52:18.900 --> 07:52:20.900
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?

07:52:20.900 --> 07:52:22.900
The best heckle in the world!

07:54:50.900 --> 07:54:52.900
I

07:54:59.940 --> 07:55:02.340
Why guys finding this somebody smells like shit

07:55:05.100 --> 07:55:07.100
All right

07:55:20.900 --> 07:55:33.860
You don't know the game on your PC is R6?

07:55:33.860 --> 07:55:35.780
I'm Warcraft 3.

07:55:35.780 --> 07:55:45.380
We have a tournament coming up, but I don't know fighting.

07:55:45.380 --> 07:55:46.740
I don't spin match lich.

07:55:50.900 --> 07:55:52.900
I

07:55:57.900 --> 07:56:05.660
About to hit plot again this season three-time plat is not a luck streak

07:56:17.260 --> 07:56:19.260
Okay

07:56:19.260 --> 07:56:24.260
Not yeah, I mean be clear. You are not the better jungler now

07:56:25.980 --> 07:56:27.980
Set it through

07:56:29.260 --> 07:56:31.260
Here's the Jinxie live react

07:56:33.340 --> 07:56:38.780
Did you hear what Ludwig said about you know what happened? Oh

07:56:40.140 --> 07:56:42.540
Shit, did he say I was the better jungler? No

07:56:43.900 --> 07:56:47.260
Oh my god, the better jungler I watch his warwick today, bro. It's pathetic

07:56:47.260 --> 07:56:52.480
He's being guided by a genuine challenger-level jungler, but it's like watching Ratatouille

07:56:52.480 --> 07:56:58.260
if it was only the first five minutes where Remy could not get a grip on that redhead's fucking chef behaviors.

07:56:58.260 --> 07:57:01.260
Wrong. Jinx he got everyone he played against.

07:57:01.260 --> 07:57:04.260
There is no chemistry. There is no synergy. There is no skill.

07:57:04.260 --> 07:57:09.260
Let me be clear. You are not the better jungler now, and you will never be the better jungler. Let's continue the clip.

07:57:09.260 --> 07:57:12.260
Wait, no, no, no. Wait until you see this. Hold on. Give me a second, bro.

07:57:12.260 --> 07:57:14.260
I'll link you to the clip. I'll link you to the clip.

07:57:14.260 --> 07:57:15.260
What did he say?

07:57:15.260 --> 07:57:17.260
Okay, let's check this out.

07:57:17.260 --> 07:57:19.260
Yeah, I'm in fucking drama, bro.

07:57:19.260 --> 07:57:22.260
Bro, you didn't want controversy, then you shouldn't have come to the king.

07:57:22.260 --> 07:57:24.260
I did not believe this shit that Chadwick said about you.

07:57:24.260 --> 07:57:26.260
Not my, sorry, it is Ludwig.

07:57:26.260 --> 07:57:28.260
Chadwick.

07:57:28.260 --> 07:57:30.260
It's a German name.

07:57:30.260 --> 07:57:32.260
Check the clip.

07:57:32.260 --> 07:57:34.260
Okay, okay, okay, I'm in it.

07:57:34.260 --> 07:57:35.260
I never saw this tweet.

07:57:35.260 --> 07:57:38.260
Ludwig calls out Jinxy for changing games when they get harder to play.

07:57:38.260 --> 07:57:40.260
Oh man, fucked litter.

07:57:40.260 --> 07:57:42.260
I just called you challenger.

07:57:42.260 --> 07:57:43.260
True.

07:57:43.260 --> 07:57:47.160
The first guy that actually know just I'm challenger respect

07:57:57.900 --> 07:58:02.380
Abuses a simple thing we all know very well the dying Kruger effect

07:58:04.300 --> 07:58:08.620
I'm about to show you keep watching the clip. I bring it up. Okay. I thought everyone in the dining crew

07:58:08.620 --> 07:58:12.700
I didn't know it either to be honest

07:58:15.340 --> 07:58:18.460
You think he got it because I think he just opened it and then stared at words

07:58:29.260 --> 07:58:32.500
Infinite content farm dude, it's a literally react

07:58:32.500 --> 07:58:40.300
Exception I'm reacting to Ludwig reacting to Jinx and me reacting to Ludwig reacting to Jinx

07:58:43.620 --> 07:58:45.620
Why does imagine dragons play

07:58:51.300 --> 07:58:53.300
Jack is he wrong not really no

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So how's this drama I just clocked him hi, kudos

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Hi kids Lily. I'll be there in a second. I promise he's not really wrong Jack

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But this is the thing bro, like, yeah, I'm never gonna, like, when I play Rocket League, right, I'm never gonna hit SSL, dude.

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Like, I just play the game because it's fun.

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This is a new game!

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Hello Coops.

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Hit Plat, Lee, Jason. Hit Plat!

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This is, this is, okay, so this is what this is about.

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Bro, didn't this guy a Moo Moo One Trick to Plat?

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No, no, I had a Fiddle Six, I had a Fiddle Six.

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Bro, how does fucking Emerald Sound Buster?

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Fuck, I wouldn't chew up right now!

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Don't, don't leave Lee the Silver Player.

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And this is not me! What are we talking about?

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Really, bro, but Ludwig, okay, can I offer a bubble bro?

07:59:29.100 --> 07:59:29.600
Yeah, please.

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Ludwig, what if I hit Emerald with me, bro?

07:59:30.880 --> 07:59:32.040
What if I hit Emerald? Then what?

07:59:32.040 --> 07:59:33.760
What do you mean, what if I hit Emerald?

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What are you talking about?

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What if I wake up tomorrow with a 7-inch penis?

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My whole life will be different, but I have to wait-

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Well, no, because, like, listen,

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Jinxi genuinely will hit Diamond in his first year of playing,

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like, unironically.

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He'd wake up every morning with 4 and a half.

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Rock hard. It is what it is, and that's what I was gifted.

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What are you talking about, bro?

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My grandmother has wheels, she'd be a car,

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like, you can't just live in a fairy tale universe!

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What if this, what if that? You're not close, Emerald!

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You're not close!

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What? Because isn't Ludwig's peak last?

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Listen to this, Platt.

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Jyncey, Jyncey, listen to this.

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Ludwig's Peak isn't even Platt.

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He was hard-stucked silver,

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and then went on a lucky win streak on the last hit of the season,

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gave 500 ulti in a single day.

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Oh, God.

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I need a Kleenex.

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Holy shit!

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All right, I'm getting off and then hit platinum for 0p

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Okay

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First off, I love the energy you bring to the JC streams. It's been really fun watching you guys go out

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Let's not step out of line here, buddy

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You've hit challenger with hechrom only you tried to go to bot lane it fucking fail now

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We can bring up facts about each other all damn day when we bring them up. Let's bring them up correctly. Hey

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You know, it's crazy about that. I'll tell you

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I didn't fail when I had ADC. I peaked Diamond 1, which is the top 0.5% of the player base.

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Think about it. How is that a failure? That's like telling a trillionaire that he's a failure

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because he only became a billionaire. Facts.

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I did not hit plat once, luckily. I hit plat twice, and I'm about to hit plat again this season.

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3x plat is not a luck streak. It is a trend.

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Well, to be fair, this season is the most elo-inflated season of League ever.

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If you're plat them now, it's unironically like being bronze 235LP back in like season 7.

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Let's continue.

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So you're saying he got the body touched black with like the tip of his finger

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Place place

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Hey, hey, so what if I get emerald blood what man does that how long would I think?

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You emerald in six months to be grand really hard probably I'm gonna be honest you can see did you want me to be honest with you right now?

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Yeah, like from the bottom of my heart. Don't be a problem

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How long does emerald take if you play League of Legends every day even for only two to three hours by the end of the summer

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your diamond.

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Okay, Dante is actually delusional.

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There's not a university that's diamond blind to someone that is.

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Dude, okay, you know what I feel like people don't understand, and I'm just gonna say it.

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The reason why it is 100% possible for him to diamond is because he's legitimately getting

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coached by me every single game, right?

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So if he's getting coached by me every game, he's literally just sitting there and learning

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the habits of a challenger player every single game for hundreds of games. Think about that.

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That's a genuine delusion. What is that? August 21st?

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I'm not grooming him into being a challenger player, unironically. Think about it. Oh fuck,

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wait, there's a fight. You know what, if I wait right here.

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I have my W up.

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I'm a fucking disgusting return.

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I deserve to get shot in the head in front of my parents.

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That three months is no way.

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There's impossible, impossible.

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Nope, not impossible.

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That's impossible.

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Not impossible.

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Like it's Timmy could do it, probably, but like, no way, no way, no way, no way.

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Are you kidding us, bro?

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I'm not even kidding.

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I swear to God.

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I swear to God.

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Okay, first off, God's not happy about that because it's a lie in his name.

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Second off, you could hit Emerald in six months, 100%.

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He could probably hit Diamond.

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To fuck.

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There's a universe you can hit Diamond by the end of the year, but there's a universe.

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It is very slim.

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That gives you about seven months, not eight months.

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It may be Diamond by the end of the year, Diamond within a year, very achievable.

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On every single one of your mods is life.

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Do you think Jinxie hits Diamond by August?

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Fuck it.

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I'll even put my VIP's lives up for fucking grabs, too.

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On all of my mods and my VIPs and everyone with over 5 minutes watch time in this stream

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On all of their lives

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No you don't motherfucking don't!

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No, Jame can't stop walking. Thank you.

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Dante's also told Jaycee he could hit Master in a year, but there's no one.

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Might get to a point where later on, once you get to higher Elos, you might have to actually get a little bit of a different champ pool

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But Warwick easily gets you to, I would say, Gold or Plat, and then Aphrodite just about finding the secret sauce that pushes you all the way to Diamond.

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I swear to god.

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Bro, but isn't Summer ending in like 3 months?

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Yes! Exactly!

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Yeah, but the problem with summer is that you blink and it's already over.

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So that's why we gotta walk this shit out.

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Oh, but I think you're biased, bro.

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So I have to ask Bernard.

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Let me ask Bernard.

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Alright, I think Bernard is A.I. assistant.

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Bernard, if I play League of Legends every day for 1-2 hours a day, how long would it take me to...

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What was that noise?

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Bernard, wait, is this a...is it in this cup?

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I also said it on Mumu's Elone Flated.

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Fuck, I hope it's in this cup too.

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bernard's range is fair but i think six months and we're here thank you bernard thank you

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dude all right so the thing about passing me in league of legends it is like trying

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to reach the end of the universe you find out that space is expanding because i am

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not going to be emerald by the end of the summer brother i'm going to be diamond anyway

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we got some games to play today i'm already late let's hop in i think it should be three

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no you weren't nixon was president what have you wanted

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No

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Listen guys, I'm just gonna say something and watch this prediction come to life

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Jinxie will be challenger by the beginning of next year in League of Legends

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On everyone that cheers these words as life Jinxie will be challenger by the beginning of next year in League of Legends

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Oh god, what the fuck

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Rock solid.

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Rock solid.

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Rock solid.

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Rock solid.

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Rock solid.

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Nice.

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Get out of your mind if we're all dead.

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I'm so cooked!

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Okay guys listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

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If you're listening to these words right now, on your life, and everyone's lives, that's listening to these words.

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Jinxie will be a season 17 challenger player in League of Legends.

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I swear to god.

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Like it's not even gonna be like close.

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He's gonna be fucking shitting on everyone and everything.

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The other thing is gonna grind it today. I was wondering if he was getting a bit tired of it

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Not only I was out I think was just cuz like the first game was a bit rough

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But my energy levels were a bit off to today to be fair

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Like even now I felt like I was a bit off honestly

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Oh Jesus, what are you just not using a barrier?

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fuck I have no fucking man a fucking piece of shit

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thank you thank you thank you I thought this why do you keep randomly throwing up

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dude I I'm gonna be honest I don't know I see you stop eating when I've been

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called jing see literally every day it feels like I'm gonna throw up and I

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make something like weird ass sounds people are gonna think I have like an

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eating disorder or something didn't really do this guy's like really not

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like normal

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and

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i guess we need to get this you know

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Alright, now we still have top debuff culture and it's gonna get done... easy.

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Just keep it inside my soul.

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Other than that, are there any hegrimms on the new patch? I actually feel like crazy.

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I'm not really.

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Yeah, Hygrim's in kind of a rough state right now.

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What the fuck, Axiomarkrash?

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Huh?

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What?

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Wait, really?

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Is that- is that real?

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He's even doing that

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Yo, you guys know motherfuckin don't that's heckle in the world

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That's an axiomarch non-macros of a russian audience

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Yo, you guys know motherfuckin don't that's heckle in the world

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And the Zuhax and Batheon, they're the subs luckin'. Thank you.

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Been going Axeum and Sambro. Why doesn't it look like Axeum and Sambro? Looks like Axeum and Shogun.

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Axeum and Shogun, I'm the stronger.

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Axeum, that's Dan, I'm the stronger.

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That way seems a little bit interesting.

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I don't see Axeim over Voltaic, yeah I mean I don't either, it would intrigue me to see

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It's like a gravitation force, so...

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Is it Conger Pulse? Yes.

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My thoughts on the Cyclosword?

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It's weird, bro, because I feel like Cyclosword is such a good item, but when I build it, I don't really feel like that crazy.

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I don't want to keep repeating myself about Hecarim if I speak.

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Alright, Flicker, what are you typing?

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F*** your thoughts. Sometimes you have good opinions.

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Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't?

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Dogmatic, send him the few months in advance for Shabba. Thank you.

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I felt this way before so in fact I

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Crawling in my skin, these bloons they will not heal.

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Yeah, I really want to come down here.

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I'm actually super down so I got a mid-gank, so to show.

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Why is Hagrim in a bad state?

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He's not in a bad state, just so I can get in good.

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Because summer to surge is a very, very, very weaker version of face rush.

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And Hagrim's having a hard time bouncing back.

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Are you going to coach anyone other than Jinxy?

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I'm not really partying on it, to be honest.

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Because the thing is that mine and Jinxy's vibe is just like so good, like chemistry-wise,

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that it's like, I don't want to sit there and tell like coaching a bunch of different

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people and then like not have it be as fun because like the people I'm coaching don't

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really get me, you know.

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saying it's impossible i'm just saying that

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well how can i ever be good like him? do you think i'll ever button for that?

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probably not but it really depends

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I'm not even with my wife. Do I play another game or do I uh, or do I choke her? Let me

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see one side.

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Okay, I'll do one more.

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Um, I've been liking Voltakins of Flex, for example, Voltak Manmune Cleaver, or Voltak

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Stardust Manmune, depending on how many stacks there are.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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The issue that I'm fighting with Hecarim though is that it really feels like unless

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you're playing a champion, that um...

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It feels like for Hecarim right now, unless you're playing a champion that fucking sits

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there and uh...

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fucking uh...

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i'm gonna explain it

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like it feels like you need to be tanky

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that's essentially just what it is

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but you just need to be tanky, essentially

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maybe 8mams got 0

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how about life though

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well then mind if we're the modern vid in case it's your last match

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Yeah I might end up, I might end up reacting to tomorrow morning, honestly.

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Well, take, you move sound less hunger.

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But even then, I feel like if your first time doesn't get healthy, just get fogged.

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I lean towards full damage because you can proc so many of these here.

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And the thing is, I understand that, but it's like, I don't know, it just feels really, really, really bad

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because full damage doesn't scale, so that's why I think just getting like tanky at him helps more.

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Dude, I fucking wish you didn't have to go like sho- shojing up a game, but like...

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We'll be enough action that's like they give up it's good on me

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You're gonna go out them chest video. Yeah, so

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Oh, no, dude, they're gonna pick least and aren't they the band groups are gonna pick

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Oh no they are going to pick leeson, oh no they are going to pick leeson, no no no they are going to pick leeson, no no no please please please don't pick leeson.

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Let me see.

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Past 14 days.

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Yeah, it looks like the only real outlier is this.

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Axiom and Intabaltic looks interesting.

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Oh no, there won't be a go.

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What's wrong with these send?

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He's fucking broken though.

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Should I just pick to yourself, True?

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Alright.

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All right, we just found this and now we're good.

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you

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you

08:20:29.400 --> 08:20:31.460
you

08:20:59.400 --> 08:21:01.460
you

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you

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I don't even think they have to do that

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Like the thing about a hechrem is you just need some memory work. That's all comes down to

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Try omnivam boots will take shoujin I already tried that bro. It doesn't feel that great

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But it just feels like a regular standard build, you know, I mean

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It's good mark

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I want to know if it's 6 seed but wanting to 6 seed is like the story of Sisyphus, true.

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Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't?

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Uh, Zatoro can, the platform is on slack.

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Thank you.

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Thanks for the content man.

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Hope the games go well.

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I'll let you roam.

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Games have been like actually okay though.

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Like they've been nookie-chome.

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I thought you were permating Lee? Yeah, I am. I just found him last game. Or this game, too.

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You think Jinx will try and get a decent rank? I think so, yeah.

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She is so broken after the patch, she is broken in Moe because all of those are not a play

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against her.

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Would increase W scaling damage fix Hackerim, no.

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No. The way that a Hecarim gets fixed, more than any other way possible, is either giving

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him some kind of scaling armor pun or giving him percent damage on his Q. Or buffing the

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fuck out of his W healing and removing the armor mark on Punnardavad.

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i feel like we should path towards top of this game

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now this is going to be the one time if i path towards top of my top and i should have been lose

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don't ask i gotta tell you i'm filled

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nice

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All right, let's wait for the top to bottom, and we should be getting.

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And then now we just look on the raptors and we should be good.

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Who cares about hacker mix up to you?

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I hope we're a handful of other people.

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Alright, let me set up here.

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I think our best bet right now is that we just put on the bot side.

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Like, I really want to win this, because if we win this, it means we're only, like,

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went down on the gaoliches and batted all

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okay and now we're going to do this we're going to

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play on gromp and then after it's blue

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Yeah, I think right now if we just play on the booth and afterwards we can look on the

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wrappers, like, or not wrappers, but like barcrab and then we can maybe look to play on top

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Crop two.

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Okay, there's nine times for double crab.

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Let's see how they're crying.

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I think our best bet is obviously just resigning here.

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I'm a fucking retard.

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I'm literally just such a retard.

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god

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alright

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no we need something else to give me a second

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like why the fuck am I even...

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I want to go out and get in this summer should I sell it they got not played by a super girl

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at smite go for it bro and if it looks like it would be fun for you then that's all that

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matters right like it doesn't matter if you think you're gonna be good if you think you're

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Smurfing if you're gonna like it, like you might as well just fight him and see what happens

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All right, let's do a new show

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Yeah, we have to play on the armchair

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down the hills

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I can't tell you something here

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don't want to hear

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I can only show you for whatever it's done

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but I don't hear

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Okay, we'll get back, nice

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So we just found the dragon and after the dragon we can beat someone to broke up the

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web.

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I don't know, that's a Ranger gun flash.

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You know what, if Lucian actually isn't a fucking disabled piece of shit at any fucking

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fights we'd be able to win this

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yeah I don't know

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allusions are just a fucking asshole for long

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locate for a filthy orion is kinda going crazy though

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You know, that would be a build that plays out to liking, build doesn't really matter, but it's more of how you play it.

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I agree with you.

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It's okay.

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I agree with you, but it's like the main issue with it is that I feel like I can just benefit from like being tanker.

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Alright, we're gonna look on the wrappers here and then afterwards look for the rest

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of the bots on them.

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Like the ambush is gonna be a dope here I'm not for sure about.

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It's also kind of crazy how they didn't send for her, she's like you're a fake challenger

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we'll find out soon bro, if I hit challenger by the 27th then the answer is no.

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It's how it's explained

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They're talking about you

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Oh boy, they're talking about you

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Like you're so sorry

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Oh no!

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Alright

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You can look on this one.

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Oh, this is so fucking good.

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Nice, very good, very good roleplay.

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You have ult? Nice, good.

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I think I'm just gonna like that for this one for one.

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There's not as guys fault these, is there a fucking smurf in it?

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Was it like 17 months of challenger? Nah, less.

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It's 10 wins for 300 LP.

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So 10 wins for 300 LP and then after that another three

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So it's 13 wins away from challenger right now

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So from this one we're about 16 wins away actually

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Today's my birthday and I can say I'm always happy to watch you inspirational keep it up

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I really buddy

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So, I think we could do it.

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If I were to tell you, yeah, I would.

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So, you know, don't you get up for it.

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Was that pet following you as soon as distracting?

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Not really.

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It kind of just becomes like second nature.

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Now you just see a siren inside your cap.

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We play on this sounds good.

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The only problem with Jinx is his mechanics.

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I'm telling you guys, if Jinx were to sit there and actually come out like hours every day,

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they'd go out with the jibby brons at no time.

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Like where do you see a plus 23 because it's rune rates evening out?

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My guess, honest to God, is that he's bronze by...

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Yo, you guys know motherfucking total?

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Couldn't be Monday.

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Oh that sucks.

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You know how to fly on dice, who cares though?

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But if no one dies, who gives a fuck?

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Walk here, maybe it's the walk's up.

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Thank you, buddy.

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I'm trying my best to make others feel the love that I have, but I can't, I think I'm

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too self-reliant.

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Do you miss 2022 League?

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Ah, too dumb when I started.

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2023 was the year.

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2023, that was like the year of crazy shit, you know what I mean?

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I might make it worse, but it's going to be worth it, Chosmea.

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And uh, they all came to the front of the stage, and they all came to the front of the

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stage.

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And they all came to the front of the stage, and they all came to the front of the stage.

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but it's going to be worth it, Chosme.

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And, uh, Mayo came to the front this fall. Thank you.

08:36:57.960 --> 08:36:59.960
What happened in 2023?

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Ah, so...

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Okay.

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Back in the day, League of Legends used to be different.

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So what happened was, nowadays, items kind of just give you stats, but they aren't these

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like game-changing items, right?

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Back in the day, it used to be different, where instead of being like champion-centric,

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League of Legends was item-centric, where it's like some items were just so broken, that

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if you could find a champion that could use it properly, it would be fucking insane.

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So to help you understand what I mean by that, for example, there used to be an item called

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Dustblade of Jactar, which based off the enemy's missing health, you would do up to 20% bonus

08:37:44.760 --> 08:37:49.920
damage to them, and when you would get a kill or an assist, you'd go invisible until you

08:37:49.920 --> 08:37:53.000
enter combat again, like by attacking.

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Another item called Prowler's Claw would make you dash through a target and amplify your

08:37:58.400 --> 08:38:02.280
damage against that target for like 5 seconds, right?

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Another item was called Divine Sunder, which is like imagine sunred sky, but on steroids.

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And there were items like Everfrost that were like items where you would be a mage and you

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would have like a root that would enter in a cone in front of you, right?

08:38:23.160 --> 08:38:28.980
So back then, those were called mythic items, right?

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And they completely changed the potential of the game because champions were able to

08:38:34.500 --> 08:38:38.460
explore with mechanics that they never had access to before.

08:38:38.460 --> 08:38:42.180
To give another example, there was an item called Gale Force, right?

08:38:42.180 --> 08:38:47.600
And Gale Force gave ADCs a dash, okay?

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And the dash would also deal damage and like an execute on whoever would be in range.

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So you legitimately, it's like a match and I would look at it and I would say, what if

08:38:58.980 --> 08:39:02.620
I played Master Yi, but I could go invisible?

08:39:02.620 --> 08:39:05.660
What if I played Jin, but I had a dash?

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What if I played Hecarim, but I could dash through people?

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You know what I mean?

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And it was like, it was just like infinite possibilities, right?

08:39:16.880 --> 08:39:25.560
So the thing about it is that League of Legends got to a point where they said, hey, we don't

08:39:25.560 --> 08:39:30.480
really like the way the game is because the way that mythic items work is that once you

08:39:30.480 --> 08:39:32.280
bought one, you can buy another.

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So the thing is that people that would want to experiment with, for example, having Trini

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Force but then also having Duskblade, it was impossible.

08:39:41.120 --> 08:39:45.280
So a lot of players were saying that they're like, dude, why does the Marge just remove

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mythics, but then keep the items and just make them slightly weaker.

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So Riot decided to take that idea and send it to the fucking moon and back, and what

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they did was they just removed like over half of the items that were like mythics, and the

08:40:00.560 --> 08:40:05.000
other half, they nerfed to a point of unrecognizability.

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Kraken said for example, it's third hit used to deal true damage.

08:40:10.400 --> 08:40:15.160
Eclipse used to be infinitely crazier as well, like it used to do way more, you know.

08:40:15.160 --> 08:40:17.160
So, that's why it's like...

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So, that's why what happened was is that we just like kind of changed the game around.

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Wow, that fucking sucks.

08:40:43.560 --> 08:40:48.920
So we kind of just like changed the game around in the sense that it went from a very item-centric game

08:40:48.920 --> 08:40:53.480
and then it became very like champion-centric where items just weren't really as valuable.

08:40:54.360 --> 08:40:59.800
And what that accomplished was that nowadays it feels like when you play a champion you have this

08:40:59.800 --> 08:41:06.280
like set of limitations that your champion has and there's no real way to get past it, right?

08:41:06.280 --> 08:41:15.280
But for the people that played back in those days, it's like, it's hard to adjust, bro.

08:41:15.280 --> 08:41:20.160
It feels like almost going from a job where you can make $300 an hour to one where it's

08:41:20.160 --> 08:41:25.800
like now the solid cap is like $50, but it's more consistent.

08:41:25.800 --> 08:41:29.440
It's very hard to come down from that, that's one of the reasons I've been trying to force

08:41:29.440 --> 08:41:33.800
this awesome hygrim for years now, since I left, because it's just that feeling I got

08:41:33.800 --> 08:41:40.800
when I used to play it, it was on the ganking house.

08:41:59.720 --> 08:42:01.400
I mean, yeah, I don't know.

08:42:01.400 --> 08:42:08.400
armrest is afk while jax is rotating through three different fights, it's pretty unlucky

08:42:13.200 --> 08:42:20.200
it's very unlucky

08:42:20.360 --> 08:42:21.520
i think that

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those items by the way killed people

08:42:24.040 --> 08:42:26.160
knew that wanted to come into the game

08:42:26.160 --> 08:42:29.160
Yes, I know.

08:42:29.160 --> 08:42:34.360
Do you think JYNXCI can hit M1s or even class by the end of August?

08:42:34.360 --> 08:42:36.840
And any tips for a new Viaga player?

08:42:36.840 --> 08:42:42.080
Don't try to engage fights, follow up your team's engage.

08:42:42.080 --> 08:42:47.640
Cause like the thing is that when the game is like harder to play but more rewarding,

08:42:47.640 --> 08:42:51.800
it makes it so that I feel like players have more to aspire to, you know what I mean?

08:42:51.800 --> 08:42:55.920
Like if you see a guy going into the nastiest pent up all time, you're like, dude, I want

08:42:55.920 --> 08:43:01.520
be able to do that one day. Like there are fun mechanics and then there are unfun mechanics

08:43:01.520 --> 08:43:05.640
and I think removing the unfun mechanics by trying to like double down on the fun ones

08:43:05.640 --> 08:43:07.560
is always like one of the most important things.

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Let's keep this rough.

08:43:35.920 --> 08:43:45.920
Let's keep this rough.

08:43:45.920 --> 08:44:11.920
Oh my god, I wish I could have thought that out.

08:44:11.920 --> 08:44:25.120
The one time you rotate to a fight this is the fucking shit stun T-Polo.

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Seriously, I must have.

08:44:35.120 --> 08:44:40.560
You know what, whatever.

08:44:40.560 --> 08:44:41.060
I mean not...

08:44:44.900 --> 08:44:45.980
I'm... this one's lost.

08:44:46.160 --> 08:44:49.340
Dude, it's always when I say I'm gonna go for one more game today.

08:44:49.740 --> 08:44:52.300
Like, it's always, always, always the last game of the night.

08:44:52.300 --> 08:44:54.500
It's always the last game of the fucking night.

08:45:10.560 --> 08:45:22.560
It's always last game of the fucking night.

08:45:22.560 --> 08:45:40.400
I'm gonna get some maybe one.

08:45:40.400 --> 08:45:47.400
emphasis on maybe that

08:45:47.780 --> 08:45:50.220
why smaller so p

08:45:50.220 --> 08:45:54.060
and it's on the smaller show that

08:45:54.060 --> 08:46:01.060
this is more of a uh... the game is forty five

08:46:01.060 --> 08:46:15.100
The game is 45 and in one of the fights early where it's like, oh we shouldn't have made

08:46:15.100 --> 08:46:18.100
a difference in just now.

08:46:18.100 --> 08:46:25.100
I'm a local, I'm in the LN on so much, thank you.

08:46:48.100 --> 08:47:04.260
I'm the Radisham Ramaka, thank you.

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All right, so any chance we could look on this one here?

08:47:25.620 --> 08:47:31.620
I'm fucking dead.

08:47:31.620 --> 08:47:36.620
Wow.

08:47:36.620 --> 08:47:41.620
Wow.

08:47:41.620 --> 08:48:03.740
all right um i mean we can try to solve this game out there's always a chance there's

08:48:03.740 --> 08:48:10.740
There's always a chance that it's not over yet.

08:48:18.540 --> 08:48:20.440
WHAAAAAT?!

08:48:20.440 --> 08:48:21.140
Somebody.

08:48:21.140 --> 08:48:27.740
I went to her, got diagnosed for having a kidney stone and came right back in time to see some of the ghost stream.

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Is it ready?

08:48:29.440 --> 08:48:33.680
Can you sounds are looking the worst I felt like I had one in the past fucking awful

08:48:44.080 --> 08:48:49.200
I can't I like how is your camera move? We know if they can get it and it's just like two for two. I think

08:48:53.200 --> 08:48:57.600
Oh my god, let's go to channel of heckin heckrim's band

08:48:57.600 --> 08:49:06.800
I've been playing a little bit of Viego recently, but I like fucking the other one, Zahin and

08:49:06.800 --> 08:49:07.800
what?

08:49:07.800 --> 08:49:10.800
But I don't know, I've been getting very unfortunate games on him.

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Ba na na na na na na

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What are you doing?

08:50:04.600 --> 08:50:11.600
Where is that?

08:50:11.600 --> 08:50:15.600
Oh, that's Zon Cosplay!

08:50:15.600 --> 08:50:22.600
Holy fuck, that looks huge.

08:50:22.600 --> 08:50:24.600
Oh, that's Zahin Cosplay!

08:50:26.100 --> 08:50:28.100
Holy fuck, that looks huge.

08:50:29.100 --> 08:50:31.100
How heavy is that even gonna be, babe?

08:50:33.100 --> 08:50:35.100
But those wings are fucking insane.

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Nice.

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I think that's the upper part, I think that's the center of this one.

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Yeah, now I'm going to be honest with you guys, I think this game is just doomed.

08:51:13.120 --> 08:51:14.640
There's just no way to engage on them.

08:51:14.640 --> 08:51:21.800
We're getting prone poked up by Taliyah, it's just fucking cancer.

08:51:21.800 --> 08:51:23.800
I'll show it soon

08:51:27.200 --> 08:51:31.600
Maybe I just lost should I get off or should I play another?

08:51:31.600 --> 08:51:51.200
you guys see me all right we're good all right guys so soon we're gonna call it

08:51:51.200 --> 08:51:54.800
here then I want to thank guys all so much for our thing today fall falls and

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watching thank you subs give subs re subs appreciate it I think that's gonna be

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for us just because like energy levels are low so tomorrow we're gonna be live

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earlier than today tomorrow might be the earliest start time recently okay so

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it should be a banger but I want to thank you guys all so much for I think

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today if I'll solve this everyone for watching thank you follows give subs

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resubs appreciate it all thank you guys all for everything and yeah I'll see you

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guys all again tomorrow for the actual Grandmaster promo piece

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