I'm gonna try and hit it!
It's a party!
I'm gonna try and hit it!
I
You guys don't know what the fuck is going on?
Yo, you guys don't motherfuckin' do it!
I
Know you guys know
Oh
What is up, how is everyone doing today and that Ethan
Mag thing us for subs giant go there in two months as well. Thank you guys
Guys, how are you doing? How's everyone doing today?
Live a bit earlier than normal at 1 40 p.m.
Anyways that's besides the point. So listen up listen up the plan for today the plan for today plan for today
Probably just gonna be leaked
probably now I don't know what's gonna happen with today's stream
Because I think Drake's new album is getting released
Not that I give a fuck about that, but I know that Jensie is gonna be watch parting that or some shit
So because of that, I'm not sure if he is going to play League today
So I don't know if today there's gonna be coaching
I don't know if there's gonna be subnautica too
I just download the game just in case because I know that everyone's playing now
So if ever anyone asked me if I want to play maybe I'd be down for it. I'd see
So we'll see what happens say today. Okay, we're gonna see a little later today though
I will be reacting to the Marlin game
where he won 0-1-0 and so lost the game on the off-fight so that should be a really fun
but right now that's my only plan so today should be a pretty fun
fuck
alright
oh god
oh fuck the powder fluff so today should be a really fun really fun day
planning on a lot of league could be maybe some variety could be some coaching
We're gonna have to see what happens, okay, but how's everyone else doing today? How are you guys all doing?
Let's get dask. It's a mobile
Hello Duffin
It's good Sammy. I saw you and Jinxie doing to be Tuesdays covered a pot. That was so funny
Hope your POV pops up on YouTube
Yeah, I mean I could probably upload it on my don test live channel
I just don't want to do it for at least a few days because
You know what's jinx's idea know that so I don't want to sit there and like take away any momentum that it
could have but yeah we could definitely be doing that I could definitely be trying
that in the near future place subnautica with junko I mean if you want me to I'd
be down for it I'm legit down for anything I told Jinx I was like dude
we need to find a game that we can rage with the fuck out of xQC with you know
what I mean like that would actually be the funniest shit ever all right
I should be
Gotta get that now jake is tomorrow, bro. Oh, it's on today. Okay, I'll show
And I'm Marcia and primal come thank you so far already does my first job message thought I'm shy can you give me some confidence good Kirk?
Are you doing today? I'm doing great, bro. Doing great. It's good weeks. How's your morning so far?
The morning's been good bro. The morning's been good. Chilling.
Went a bit late last night.
Milmore started watching a show together. It's called Once Upon a Time.
It's like an older show, 2011.
Where it's like storybook characters.
I get put in like modern day and then you like save shit.
It's something like that.
So we're watching a bit of that today.
Then this morning woke up, went to the gym, all that.
So, but I'm going to be honest.
I know I'm going to do it tomorrow.
Like, I'm going to be honest with you guys.
I generally don't know how I'm going to do it tomorrow.
Because for those that don't know, I'm in a Warcraft 3 tournament that starts tomorrow
and goes into Saturday and Sunday, so it's 8 hours a day first day, 10 hours a day over the weekend,
and it starts at 8am Eastern.
I don't know how I'm going to do it, bro.
It means that if I want to go to the gym, I would need to wake up at like 6.45am.
I have not woken up at 6.45am for like years, bro.
Like I don't know I'm gonna do it, I don't know I'm gonna do it, I don't know I'm gonna do it.
We're gonna figure it out though.
It's good sanity.
So don't ask it, Abraham. I'm feeling good, but I'm feeling good today.
Once upon a time was good until like season 3 or 4.
You know, I'm gonna be honest, listen.
But I'm just hoping for the best.
Cause one of the shows that really fucked me recently was The Witcher.
me and myla watched the witcher and
We didn't want to watch the last season because like obviously Cabo wasn't a part of it anymore
But then we're like fuck it. Let's just see what happens, bro
What the fuck was that shit? Like they unironically ruined their entire show with the last season. It was disgusting
It was a good disgusting like I sat there watching the last season and it pissed me off
We really stopped watching it halfway through because about horrible was random musical episodes
random shit happening horrible fucking acting like there's this one like Asian
actress that comes in and she literally talks like she's from South
California bro she talks to you from so close like oh my god guys how are we
supposed to actually like beat the enemies like what the fuck it was horrible
it was terrible no that shit pissed me off so after that show I don't even think
we watch any shows after but I really had to have like a detox so as long as
once upon a time is better than whatever fucking slop the witcher was last season I'll be okay
it was legit terrible I couldn't stand it
what about game of thrones I mean game of thrones fucked their last season but it's like
whatever you know what I mean like at least it's not the witcher
all right so now we're gonna do something and play for the rest of folk here and then after
results if you don't look up here
michael searching early for the watchers
over the next few days yes for over the next few days
it's going to be like ten to fourteen hours of stream every single day
literally every day out of
we're going to be in for some
long ones some real fucking long ones
lock in today don't us we are trust me
it's okay i was definitely pathing up
if i'm gonna send this bush
But then if I'm going to be doing coaching with Jhin, see after or if I feel like playing League, then there's going to be longer streams too.
But it's not like we'll be streaming later into the night, it's just that I'm going to be starting to stream like 4-5 hours earlier than I normally do.
And also I'm going to be playing against Tyler1 too.
So the way the tournament works is there are two teams and I'm going to actually be against them.
So we're gonna have to fucking shit on big T. Big fucking Tom.
Watching play Subnautica is gonna give me FOMO.
I mean we'll see, we'll see.
If I get asked to play like if Jinxy hits me I'd be like yo you wanna play this today?
I'm just downloading it in case.
But if not, there's just him a League Day.
If not, just a regular, illegal legend, I'd say.
Are you on talent actually, bros? The team's getting you during the tournament, but when I, uh,
watched the bottom, and he was flying and laughing, is he your opera? Are you tight?
You know how I would explain it.
So, you know, sometimes you're gonna have, like, a little brother.
I'm like the but low brother. He's like an annoying autist. I'm like you flame him
Let's like you love him like deep down. I feel like that's how me and me and big tonk are you know what I mean?
What's I'm just like his autistic little brother
Any chance for priority nah, this is bad this is bad idea. That's okay
Ah, Dauntest, check 24-7 Jinxie stream.
If he's doing a zesty dance on his 24-7 stream dude, I'm actually going to lose my mind.
Thank you so much, thank you so much.
Oh, that's interesting.
That's interesting.
Ah, oh yeah, I knew DM Lucas.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
That's heckin' in the world.
Alright.
And uh, bam, everyone's still welcome.
Thank you.
Alright, so guys, what I'm wondering now is,
should we look for an invade on the enemy Rengar's red buff
red buff without even working for it. If I was somehow able to keep two stocks I think
so, I'm gonna try it. Nevermind, I always walk him.
When is VRChat back with you? Yeah dude, I am a 24 year old married man bro, I am not
going on VRChat. You know what I mean? Like I have a VR headset so I'd be like open to
VR games if I actually figured out how to properly use it. But like VR chats absolutely fucking awesome.
And uh, grunt there, I'm welcome. Thank you.
Yeah, we're definitely gonna be staying away from VR chats, that's for sure.
Okay, well this game's like a bit rough, but if we can finish this bot side here and then
afterwards from the grubs I think that's gonna be nice.
Okay, I mean, yeah, sure why not.
I was seeing him maybe looking for a kill on the Keanu Bay, I'm definitely not.
You can beat Jhinx's butler on a day, it's the athane on Pasta.
Playing VR chat is like 3D immersing yourself into legitimate porn, like that's sort of
it.
just like what if hentai was animated in a way that it's like it looked slightly realistic and you could also be a part of it
That's here what fucking VR chat is
Like I don't even have to watch VR chat streams to know that if you go on the VR chat category on twitch right now
And you look at the top clip. It's some good nurse shit. Let's see
VR chat
like
Yeah, like
top clips
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
You know what I mean? It's just that
It's just goonership, bro
Like if Jinx ever wanted to do like, uh...
But I think he was saying he has a girlfriend to Tyler, wasn't he?
So I don't think he'd even want to do stuff like that, to be honest
You know what I mean? He's like...
I'm a little bit worried though, because we know that Ahri is roaming up here.
Down, down, down, down, down.
all that sucks jingsy's jeff is an ai wall no it's not that's bernard not to do
Let me try Axiomark.
What do you think of the new runes?
No, okay, honestly.
I feel like we really need to rehaul more than anything else as a second-air rune, so I don't feel that impactful in games.
We are trying to serve literal lunar bates?
Yeah, actually.
I know some people that have ruined their lives on VRChat because it's like they literally just wouldn't even like do their work or like
Do anything anymore and they would just go on VRChat all day and just jerk off with randoms. Like I'm not even kidding by the way
He has another AIGF wait Jinx it us who
Is it like the uh the grok is doesn't grok I'd like some kind of motto
All right, so now we're gonna have to do something after pay for this one with the bonka
I mean, Chayana doesn't have ult, can we get a ward over here?
Please
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin don't best heck over the world
I mean this just like oh
What a concert game
I don't know, hey it kind of sucks but it's fun, we'll see what we can do.
Do you want to stay over now though?
Have the same headset?
Yeah.
He's stable over now though and I'm unstable over now though.
I know one didn't end this up.
I'm gradient not crime is all welcome.
Thank you.
You need to play better?
Well, some of them playing better this game.
It's like I just didn't do literally nothing because my team is fucking disabled.
And not that bad.
like this is actually so sad
okay
like it just
like it just sucks because this run guy is doing nothing those literally one in
one zero and two but my barns disabled and my middle inner sucks cock and my
top laner is also a piece of shit so it's like it just makes it hard to play
Right
Let me your teammates SMH sure I show
Here.
Problems?
Oh, man.
You know what if we just back off it is what it is like it could have been worse. It could have been worse
It's not it still could be worse when we wait back here. Maybe I could find a kill
But I'm gonna send this bush. I don't want to walk further up in this
No, I actually wouldn't a ball
would you want to have some recommend for new players like me?
uhhhh
Zin Zamasu or like
okay
I think we're gonna go
that's not sex
just cause the enemy team is like Fajr 80
I'd love to maybe look on the hell, but I don't think that's the right play.
Oh my god.
Okay, well the good news is that even though our team was really dropping the ball earlier,
low-key bringing it back now so I'm actually kind of happy with this I don't
know where my friend Mike Hawk died today really I got it on my mom also knew
died today as well he was like in his 40s or 50s he had a brain tumor he was
He's given six months to live a few months ago.
That was fucking dark.
Anyway, it's a hard joke by the way, I'm actually serious.
So I'll get in your nose, we're gonna see what we can do on this here.
I'm worried because the friend who walks up here,
he should be strong enough that I just got in sick health.
But actually, you know what, I've said, Joel,
You know, but let's let's I should walk around. I should walk it
Maybe on these walls the wall is the wall is the wall is the wall is
I mean
So you guys know about the fucking Donald?
No, I don't know, there's someone still left.
Thank you.
You got your mom here.
No, I changed, bro.
Alright, let's do a new hero, guys.
Fuck this game is rough.
We might aren't around if we have to give soul.
I just don't see a way around it.
i don't see where i'm giving soldier unfortunately
but i think it's just really fucking horrible trust right now
I mean it's just fucking aides it's just fucking aides and it's disgusting and it
fucking sucks fucking fat dick dude like this one how fucking Mia Khalifa felt
bro when like she was there and she was in her first scene but you're just
sitting there you're just sucking that fucking dick and there's nothing you
can do about it. In her case it was her job. In this case it's my job too. But it's like
I don't have to experience this. It's like you walk into work and you don't know if that
day you're going to be giving coffee to the executives or if you're going to be getting
fucked in the asshole by five business partners in an org so they can secure a new deal. It's
You're just walking to work and you're just like please please please just make sure it's coffee today
Like please just be fucking coffee today. You know, I'm gonna you're just starting you're like begging
All right nice, bro. This is legitimately horrible. We're dying instantly
Cheers
Nice the mega flash on cool, I just saw
If those voice on this game it would be peak yeah, but I think they're gonna be doing it next year honestly
How come you don't practice for the Warcraft 3 tournament even a day before?
Did you give up on improving?
Uh, no, not at all bro, what?
I'm a sure sign.
Check this out dude.
Look at my matches, dude.
I've been fucking grinding this shit bro.
I would be a step to like 4 in the morning playing games.
I even beat Mary Mady.
I once said I was the worst one in the tournament.
but then I won, I got like a sulky gaming answer and I won, so it's like I'm only the second
worst, cheers.
The way my days go is I stream until like midnight and then afterwards I play Warcraft
until like 3-4 in the morning usually.
Thank god.
okay so now we have to just you have to look on this and then we should be getting
oh I'm gonna be honestly I was a little bit distracted because I was looking to
reach out and then I was just like oh wait my team isn't here at the enemy team
and then two seconds later I was fucking dead that sucks alright we got a
lock in another. Why don't you stream the Warcraft 3 though? Because the thing about
streaming Warcraft 3 is that it's very boring to watch for a lot of people because they don't
know what's going on. And when it's a tournament setting it's like fun for viewers because even
if you don't know what's happening listening to like the callouts on the teams and all
and like watching Tyler get mad when I fucking shit on him like it's gonna be fun, right?
Like the practicing isn't. It's like asking a soccer player, why don't you stream like your soccer practice, you know?
I'm just kicking a ball, you know, it's not really like, it's not gonna be that entertaining, you know?
Because Warcraft is a very hard game to understand for people that don't play the game and it also requires a lot of concentration
for you to actually know what you're doing and all that, so it's only like I can sit there and talk about everything and all that kind of shit and just like have fun.
Like you really need to be like super long. That's why I've been like Tyler, he's been practicing off stream 2 recently as well.
You're shy to say it? What's the only thing about like being shy? Like I've been getting coached by this one guy, Saul Apiman,
and he coaches me like 3 hours a day. I just spent like 3 hours that night flirting with him.
He's like a 35 year old Polish man from Poland.
And we're just there and I'm sitting there making sexual innuendos and he's eating it up bro.
He's eating it up like it's an all you can eat buffet bro.
Like we have a good dynamic, it's actually a lot of fun.
Can we just go back?
Ah, but why were we not baroning?
I'll just wait for our top side and then after to look on the Baron.
This game could still be winnable by the way.
But we gotta lock it in so I'm gonna put the music on and let's off.
It's your go blue and then after it's a plow to the drop, oh sh...
Here, here, here.
I'm retarded, I used my spine, I'm fucking retarded.
Okay, so that's Nassau Sotom.
Oh, that's fucking GG.
Easy as fuck.
Would you ever do a 2v3 with Jinxie on Warcraft 3?
I mean again, I'm down for anything, but I don't think Jinx would enjoy playing Warcraft 3 to be honest
Because like the thing is that Warcraft 3
like
Let me show you
So the thing about Warcraft 3 is that outside of like the people that are involved in the tournaments that like grubby who is like
The main Warcraft 3 guy thing of Warcraft 3 like you guys know what Jinx he did for the Rainbow 6
scene. In Warcraft 3 there's another streamer named Grubby and he's like the
the Genkzi of R6, but he's like that for Warcraft, right? So the thing is that
there isn't really a big community of people that play the game. There really
isn't, but it's just that the people that do play the game, they're very dedicated
to it, right? And since it's like really hard to like understand and grasp for
like new players too. It makes it so that you can really make people become that
interested in playing it. There are always gonna be a few but it's like if you
watch someone play League of Legends or for example Rainbow Six, you're a lot
more likely to like actually play the game yourself than if you're gonna watch
someone play Warcraft 3 or even Starcraft. Just cause like RTS is in
general they're kind of like a dead genre.
Nice.
Well, it's fun when the enemy jungler that does nothing all game actually ends up loosing
and doesn't just get a free one gift if they're just getting the steamers better early.
But then it's also lowkey like I'm a piece of shit because if I wanted to have died out
of all this game, that would have been how I could have impacted the game way better.
Hey, Dory Daniel, let's get right.
Does Warcraft be as sequel to World of Warcraft?
No.
So, okay.
Listen.
It's either a world of Warcraft or it's Warcraft itself, but those games actually pioneered everything.
So what I mean is that back in the day, what it used to be, was there used to be mods of
different of either Warcraft or a world of Warcraft that got popular.
And one of those mods was actually Dota, right?
So it's like there used to be things like an engine, like Rainbow Six, but then people
do modded rainbow six and then it cultivates and leads the pathway for some of the most popular
games ever so warcraft 3 was inspired by world of warcraft but it's completely different games
like warcraft 3 is more like starcraft than than it is like uh game of warcraft
Warcraft 3 made league, yeah because what it was is that in Warcraft 3 there used to
be like a mod that was Dota and then from Dota League of Legends got inspired and then
you know what I mean.
Yeah without Warcraft 3 League wouldn't be here, neither would Dota, neither would anything.
They literally paved the path.
Wow, came out after Warcraft 3? Yeah, exactly.
But I just wish though, honestly,
that they would have done with Warcraft 3 though,
is I wish they would have just like,
made the graphics better.
Because I'm sure that if they would have made the graphics better,
would have over time introduced like mechanics and shit like that for people to
For people to sit there and actually be able to like understand the game better
It would have had so much more potential, but let's say right now. We were to like create a custom game, right?
It's like this is what this is what it looks like I just want to custom
How the fuck do you even make it cost them?
What?
Yeah whatever, let me just show you a YouTube video and I'll fucking do those.
I'll just show you a YouTube video.
So look.
I have a question.
It doesn't really look like this, so this is like a different game.
So that's the thing, the thing about this game is that it has very old school graphics and stuff like that.
And for new players it's very unforgiving.
Like, since there aren't a lot of players, when you go on the ranked ladder, it's like you're going to be a new player
and you're gonna be at a thousand elo, but then you have to literally lose 50 games in a row because even at
300 elo, you're playing against people that are like a thousand games around your elo, right?
So you're literally just getting shot on karma until something clicks on ASR 1.0
The UI is insanely ugly. Yeah
Yeah, I saw something like if Warcraft 3 would have ever modernized, I'm sure that they could have actually even become bigger than Starcraft genuinely.
But it's pretty much all community ran at this point, to be honest.
OH NO! I FORGOT TO BAN LEE SIN! FUCK!
God damn it.
Come on, run along, text me.
Only 11 subs today, bro, end the stream.
Do you know what that's like?
It's like imagine there are some girl scouts going door to door selling girl scout cookies
and then you randomly just walk up to them and you're not even a person that they're
Approaching you randomly walk up to them, and you say only two cookies sold in the last hour
Just go fucking home
No, that is hilarious that is genuinely funny. I was like I
I guess to know again this you can play for the box the top clear
All right, so now we just put her top so we're good
Somebody I quit my job and I'm sick there 19 months a lot. Thank you
There you go, bro. That's what you got to do
I'm definitely going to farm as well.
WE HAVE 13 SUBS!
Okay, nice.
13 subs is low key.
Alright, that's good.
We're getting up.
We don't need to end this year anymore.
Oh my god, 14.
And uh, 2 Jornar there if I'm welcome.
Thank you.
Nice, you got the pity prime.
Is that what you're looking for?
I definitely want to look for crabs here, hopefully even double crabs.
And Regan doing this all the time, thank you.
and uh oh shit wait all the supers i hear now
oh my god wait holy fuck will i give him a second
I
Reforces posture
Well, that's
Don't I mean it's one for one
Wait and mega drive CB ninja granny what he snipes busy mostly as for the subs and
Thank the end of our gifted free show bro. Thank you
And now pulse cut and promise all
all right we're good guys we don't need to hang it up anymore
have you loose like handsome my sub alright gosh we won this and uh Enrico
there too on some like thank you
yo you guys know motherfucking donald's best hacker in the world
for bread and water
that's him just a little bit unlucky cuz we have to deal with fucking Lee sin on
the enemy team who's the most broken chairman in the entire game Lisa is so
broken right now that even I went on it which is genuinely fucking like embarrassing
yo you guys know motherfuckers and Tokyo soon from welcome thank you
this video can keep watching the shame yeah we don't have to hang it up just
yet
and er, groaning or something like this as well
alright guys, let's focus up, let's focus up, let's focus up now
so, the Scuttlecrab is up in about 30 seconds
Let me see if we can do that.
Okay, so Lee was last seen bot side.
Now if I get this crab I've upgraded smite and I have level 6.
So that's what I'm gonna fight this
I'm gonna lead low key hot slide reset, but he's gonna get mad that I'm doing it. Yeah, see
Oh, no, his mouse already back
That's not good.
Yo, you guys know about the fuckin' Donald's best hacker in the world.
It's my fault, I left Lee Sin open, like if we lose I have to just fully take the blame.
It's my fault, I left Lee Sin open.
Well, nice.
Good job Bride for buffing Lee Sin.
Congratulations.
You know what it feels like when Riot buffs Lee Sin and you're a Hector main?
It feels like imagine you're sitting there and there's going to be a fight, right?
And it's Conor McGregor versus Hasbulla, right?
Like the little two-foot-tall Russian guy that's like 40, right?
And then it's like before the fight Riot goes up to both of them and they're like,
Alright guys, we're gonna give one of you guys brass knuckles
and on top of it, we're gonna give you boxing gloves with broken glass on the outside
so you can really kill your opponent
and then it's like has bullets that is like, oh nice, maybe I have a chance now
and they're like, here Connor, take it
and then it's like, you're sitting there like, oh wow, this is fucking great
like, I can't wait to be in the fucking ICU for the next eight months
that's what it feels like when they do shit like this
Like this blind fucking stupid cocksucker fucking bitch, you know what I mean? Like, honestly, good that he's blind. Good that he's blind.
I hope it was traumatizing. I hope like when he was three years old, he had both his eyes fucking stabbed out.
Literally by a fucking like a rampaging fucking like a monster, some shit.
And the league lord. I hope that's how he got blind.
Albee sat there and he was fucking in like nothing but pain and agony for years of his life.
Albee wants to fucking kill himself every night.
So the good news is that we can maintain our 3 Q-Socks and we have our ult up as well
and we're also gonna have our ghost up too
I'm using my ghost here
nice all through his ult so it does nothing and now we're safe
Okay, um, I could see for the wave here.
I think it's okay, I should.
As long as we dodge those queues, we're good.
Yo, Lee, I get that your character is blind, you can still on your ability, bro.
You don't have to have a lore-ocular gameplay as well.
Fucking blind bitch.
Alright, so now we're going to sibling towards this.
After this, I'm going to do sibling second item.
Okay, so now we're gonna have to do this, we're gonna play for the Krogs and then afterwards
we go like boss atop.
Do you have any save your up stuff among your songs?
i mean like
i have like one
but it's not because i watched those reels or stuff like that like
my for you pages literally just fucking like
satisfying videos and autistic shit
but the only reason why i have uh... like one of those state your songs in my uh...
hearts up list
this is like it at the genuinely does go hard
all towards mid soon
promise i don't think we're gonna outscale this because the suit disabled
fox are walking like double mages
with like shields
but that's okay maybe it's gonna be fun
how do those two things?
how do you sound for the 2v2 switch against you later?
uh... i don't think there will be one
i don't think there will be one today
drinks you once a minute to get some better before we do something about
which i think it's a good idea to
that we can actually like go crazy
we don't want them to get really really good
that's one
Nice! Winnable!
Try to get out of base.
I'm actually waiting for the pickaxe.
And uh, I hope I'll find the tramwackam. Thank you bro.
And uh, as we keep there in 10 months as well, sub force, man we're good bro.
I'm indoor in Tomachi with them, the guys for the climbs.
We don't have alt.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit.
Okay, um, yeah, I think just sign our boxes up then
Okay, guys, we need them to get the most useless soul out of everything
Loki with their combo ocean soul would be pretty worthless because they're not only that tank get apart from just season
So everyone pray that it's ocean soul here
Please ocean soul, please ocean soul
Hex, nah, nah, it's not good for us
That means they just got premises because most of my range you think it just poke
now just go this and then go up on them
acquire no odds
I mean I just had no mana that's fucking disgusting. Why are they applied?
WHY ARE THEY FU- I KNOW! WHAT! I'm getting too much caffeine recently.
Like I don't know if anyone else gets this but it's like the problem with me is that
When I take too much caffeine, it's like it stays in my body.
And then when I start screaming, it almost feels like it gets activated.
Like, you detonate a bunch of C4s, and then you detonate.
And then it's just like, you just fucking kill people.
Like, in-game though, right?
Like, that's literally how it feels.
I don't know if you guys have that, too.
Ah, fuck!
Ah!
and this is how you remind me
this is how you remind me
what I really am
this is how you remind me
what I really am
it's not like you to say sorry
I don't play on this
the
you know i'm not sure if we get a rotation
now im doing a f**k if i should have
if i should i saw we get the herald
oooooooohh
play out, play out, play out, play out
i'll summon tan, i'll summon tan, i'll summon tan
that's fucking bad sir
thanks for the least you fucked up cock sucker
Come on, come on, come on!
Okay, nice, actually not the worst.
I haven't got the least in Flash as well, that could be nice.
We also have our servants down too, this is huge.
I haven't fought on your hands!
Why don't you play with the stack of people?
Uh, cause this is solo queue, so you can only play alone or with one other person.
Uh.
Yeah.
Would you rescue me? Would you get in my bag? Would you take my calls?
Do you crack? Would you rescue me?
Would you rescue me?
HIVE EYES RAID!
WHAAAAAT?
It's a good HIVE EYES!
Sonion Raid, the Hive Mind this year.
It's a good HIVE EYES, how are we doing bro?
Love your human well buddy.
Well something out of good too fun, I saw you're playing it today.
Okay, we're currently only a few ones away from GM Bro, so we're trying to lock it in.
Cuz I don't wanna get this shit kicked out of me by Jhincy on the 28th
Or never though, whenever that would be
Okay, I have ult up here
Oh no
I might actually be f**king disabled F**k! Yes, it's very fun. Alright. Yeah, cause I'll
see him like, maybe playing it? Cause I played Subnautica once, but I never finished it when
I did this like some upon a while back
All right
Look at anyone tell me why it is that high-vives raids he types in chat after I ask him a question
And then it's just three of his viewers adding him telling him to shut the fuck up
Is that just what it is like the guys just like bully him bro. He's chill
You know what it's like? It's like Highbice gets bullied by his viewers, so then when Jinxie goes live, it's like time to translate it to a victim.
And then it's like Jinxie becomes the Highbice victim.
It's like an never-ending cycle of abuse, you know what I mean?
Alright, I want to see if we can maybe look on the top side here.
Oh, this is awesome, let's go to the second
I did it on my mod
I'm gonna play just saw these items right now, Alan in the other photo
I think we are no longer 155.
Alright, is there any chance that we can maybe play on this?
Wait a second.
Yeah, cause the thing is like I could, you know what, I'm gonna sell.
This round, at least I won't get just like buffed on every time I'm charged for a play.
Alright, so listen, our best angle right now, listen up guys.
We might have to look for some kind of like play on them I really want us to look on this
here.
So I was all horse walking up he's gonna back up though. Look what I want to do in Oz I just want to see if I can scout for like some kind of play on someone
It's our any chance for this here
Look, I'm down to play for two stacks here and then maybe look.
The good thing is that if I bring out CC, I can just instantly cleanse the CC.
I'm trying to look for an angle right now.
Honestly, that Lux kill is the most insane thing that we can get though.
She's there with a thousand gold.
I really want to work on this.
Because we're not by far the biggest threat is Lux.
Like, that's it. It's like Lux then gangclank them, Lee Sin.
but we have literally three assassins you know I mean so they should not be
able to drive against us
Oh my god, did they get this?
Well, now we're fighting 4v5.
Let's at least send both of you to sposh though.
Guys we need some more.
I mean it's here just every time like they just always have flash I try going in it's
just flash it's flash after flash after flash after flash
damn i think we might actually end up losing this one because of that
but once you're out P don't worry we'll bring it back just trust in the process
Okay, I need chance of us abracadabra testing the Baron here.
Please.
They have no flashes on anyone now.
Cause if we have no flashes on the mouse, it's that we can look for fights, but if our
disabled McCree decides that splitflushing is better than countering, you know, let's
force, force, force.
This is okay, force.
I just have to ult on Lux the second she walks in range.
Perfect.
we can win! we can win, we can win, we can win, we can win, we can win
I should have won straight top and sub-pushing top
you got no motherfuckin' don't, it's your best title in the world
still no flashes for a bit
one more fight ASAP
Okay, so we'll get Cleaver and then after Cleaver I think we'll do this and then we'll
I also got this too.
Stop, Nafiri!
Watch!
This wave is going to auto die to turret, so I just push out the next one.
The reason why I want to play on sideline here is because by force mouse or top, I can
just ult on him and kill him.
Like mouse or I can ult side against me.
Every day some much stop by alt on her, she has no flash, she dies instantly.
So it's like when you're playing 3 lanes,
that this fucking disgusting retard is doing everything possible to make that not work.
You know what, just push mid, whatever.
I'll see if I can look for a group's play.
I think one of Fury's too mentally disabled to actually understand the basics of this
game.
So you need to play around that, but it shouldn't be that bad.
Alright, we're gonna see.
Wait, high-rise has 3 days watch on this stream?
High-rise, how long have you been watching for bro, what the fuck?
Okay, so anyone that we can maybe look into?
Your QSS will stall as fuck, yeah, I'm retarded.
Minutes again.
All we have to do is just group on the elder fight and we'll take one.
Still on the mo.
Nice.
I'm gonna fucking keep...
I'm gonna start throwing up everywhere.
I think our best angle honestly is single bonus.
Oh that's Lux's CP.
wait guys oh no no I saw I just you know five right now
other other no no no no no no no no no no no no no
sorry um
Shhh!
Oh my god, yes!
We're gonna actually win!
Two fucking dragons all!
I
Think I'm just left to recall ah Thomas kind of push me
It's actually one of those.
Cheap people.
Well, that's a gun, Rizal's gun.
It was great to meet you today, but did you need to punch my little brother and rob me?
Okay, no, that's Jinxie Singh.
He's the guy that beats up little siblings.
Okay Lee Sin is bad, we should just abandon her now, literally.
Now the risk is that even if Lee Sin isn't here, Lux has so much burst damage that she
could actually seal this. Okay, Colors looking for the flank angle, I like that. It's alright
to see. Ah, I'll push mid, I'll push mid, I'll push mid. You guys are tough. You guys
Nice!
GG Zingfucking, you decent abuser bitch, boy!
Fuck you fucking blind fuck!
Okay, mouse on a flash.
Disapplying peasants.
Sometimes you just gotta pull the trigger like that.
Perfect.
Wooo!
Least and Abuser down!
Easy as fuck.
Three ones away from Jim.
wow that actually feels so good bro winning versus elicin that's actually crazy like winning
versus elicin is actually next level i swear to god i got to actually fucking wild bro
literally were you gonna buy in sub qss of the game dint end no i would have committed
for the QSS, I would just stop here to uh, make your own semi-tar.
PERFECT SLAY, dude, it's PERFECT!
Low-Vice reading fake chats, and Dante's reading chats that are 5 minutes old.
SHEESH!
Dude, I'm not reading fake chats, are you fucking serious?
I don't ask you're very attractive and handsome
I just want to say that look up to you in every way keep doing where you're doing you're an inspiration to everybody that ever comes across
You and I could not see the world being without you really appreciate everything and one day when I become a millionaire
I'll make sure I give all my money to you because you deserve it
Thank you, bro. And you're a very very months. I'm like
somebody
Do you think you are harder than me right now?
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, I genuinely don't know how to respond to that.
do it bro. Don't let your dreams stay dreams.
Adonis, you're the coolest guy I've ever met. I really love you so much. One day when I grew up, I want to be like you. You're so amazing. Thank you. You're the best League of Legends player ever.
Jinx, you can ask for a better coach. Watching you guys play together has really made me enjoy League of Legends as well. I hope one day you keep sitting there and grinding and getting all of your dreams become true.
and your entire family does very well too, wishing you all the best, well from Albania.
Aw, thank you bro.
Bro, why is that one so nice today? That's crazy.
Adontis, you're a great Shuma. I admire persistence and resilience to climb, even though you have 5 pedophiles on your team every game.
Yeah, but it's fun.
Heh, wait. 5? Yo.
I don't know what you're doing on YouTube, but I mean I tried for a little bit, but it didn't really go anywhere so I just said fuck YouTube at some point.
250 character limit by the way lol.
It's because they used the acronyms so I could make out the message to the acronyms.
Can you show me the Pyrrhon Zohan?
Ipecrum's band, and it's a good game for Zohan, I'd be willing to play it.
I'm down for it, maybe.
Can we be down for it?
Let's get down.
And Ryan pulled down the Prime, and James did the same for the sub as well.
And the same 8-9 sub too. Thank you guys.
Yeah, it just seems to be a permanent lesson.
Show us your brother!
Okay but why though?
But that's because of like lighting and angle abuse.
This is like more what he actually looks like.
Alright, I had to be sure to compare the Nontos when you have them, I should bring it back.
Magged cheers, bro.
Why didn't the jeans carry over to you? You're retarded.
I don't know, though.
3
2
3
I see how we're getting out of masters, but we're only like humans, right?
Shit yo bitch ass up boy.
Motherfucker.
Alright, one, I want a good song.
What's this song?
I talked about folklorists, get her down.
All right guys, blue to our ground to get it done, or red to your crugs.
Do you want the Amargo 1v1 vs High Vies?
What do you want that High Vies?
The Amargo 1v1.
There wasn't only Pixel cheating on that shit, it was holding a lamp in front of his face.
That was legit fucking cheating
Yeah, let's find out some
Clutch to ground to get done
This looks like a pretty solid game for a hacker not to be honest
I kinda like it.
Little fucking bang-ranging right here, Sam.
snow is just playing at wolves all the way to gromp
what the fuck is this song? I don't know either
but it lowkey goes hard
alright so guys now we're gonna have to pound the gromp and then after gromp we're gonna see if we can look on the blue
that's lowkey the angle
I know I should be like super down to make a play on the, uh, crowd here.
I
Like this song actually it's such good fun. It has such good vibes with you know what I mean
wait what?
NOOOO!
oh nice dodge
that's fucking sad
now locate, this is actually gonna be a good one
i actually really like this song
And that's a good fucking like melody, you know what I mean?
Like it's a song that makes you happy, like it's a kind of song where it's like you listen to it
And it makes you like want to be grateful for your life
Am I fucking crazy for saying that?
It's like you listen to that song. It's like a nice like summer day where you're just like damn
What a life
Oh, I really didn't talk my fucking uh my Storm Raider so it's crazy
Easy bro easy
Well the song was good vibes
It's called give me your hand Akadara's hardstyle Akadara's has a really good like metal melody. I like him as hard as
your clippers are greats, i don't have any clippers bruh
i only work with like editors
so it's like every editor is in charge of a channel
i have one of my mods he actually like clips the stream but he does them like
it's like it sounds like a clipper on me like the most feel of it
I
It's not gonna sound like Bob and then we can look on the dragon
So all we gotta do
I'm going to wait in this bush.
This is why we're going to play on this now, is because the crab is up in 8 seconds.
So I can double kill the dragon, the crab up at the same time.
And if I do that, I'm going to be level 6.
of sauce bites me above my back, which I might just run.
Nice.
Not that it was a bit fucked, but it's okay.
I wasn't expecting the outside, I'll be like that.
It's your casino.
how we touch and goddessic girl remix. This isn't the abracadabra one.
Is anyone there banger? It's one I just recently had to the uh, conquer playlist.
Okay, so now we're just gonna play for the folk here. Unless I just want to go three
Camin to Grubbs.
Alright, lowkey wrappers angle.
Good buddy.
Wait, did you put a link?
I know we're clicklins bro.
You'd have to type the name of it.
This is risky. I shouldn't be doing this.
It's very risky, but if it works, it works.
Looks like it's good so far though.
That's the guy I can top after.
Ghosting?
If you ever like try salting a lamb and just salting in front of him to kill, perfect.
Now just reset him and he can go bot.
You know what I was considering maybe going like fully thought of this game but now I'll
just hit the bruiser, it's okay.
I
Think we wouldn't shim up the earth. I have no idea bro. I'm gonna be honest
I have no idea
easy as fuck
do you guys want to know who really wins shroom of the year though every year?
do you guys really want to know? the people that love doing what they do
If you can wake up every morning whether or not you have an award and you can have a community of people that watch you and support you
And you can have a job that doesn't feel like a chore to do while enjoying yourself day in day out
I mean listen though you're a fucking linear, you know, I mean and you don't need like an award to tell you that
All right, I want to look for the cards and afterwards. We're gonna see if you look on this
Ah, perfect. Insane fucking E by you, bro. Let's get away from him.
Bro's getting that pure training? That's not only that, it's just that the older I get,
the more I realize that like, physical things are nice, but it's like what really matters
is like, your health, the health of your family and how you feel about the way your life is
going.
And that's the only thing that's ever going to matter, you know?
Like I could have all these YouTube packs and the Twitch things and all that, but it's
like for me the thing that really matters is the fact that every day I can like, wake
up, be happy about what I'm going to do and be surrounded by people that like, I love
I'm supported by a community that also loves me and I love them too, so it's like it's
really nice.
Do you think you're going to be nominated for any awards this year?
I have no idea, bro.
I have no idea.
Alright, let's give him a miss here now.
Say something out of pocket this makes so much sense, too much sense coming from you.
I don't know what you're saying though.
It's like when you see the homeless guy on fentanyl, walk into a cornerstone with $5
something with the sandwich you know what I mean
my account is going to be in one second
I'm gonna have to wait for you when I get out of the mood, man
Don't want you in the band
I need a sign
I need a road
It's cold
You're not the type to make it through
Maybe after a coup, we can go home
I wonder if there's any chance that this last one's up there.
I mean, it just sucks because it's impossible to ever proc Sorn Raiders against a tank.
Literally impossible, by the way.
Adontas, why do you play so good with one hand?
Oh, so the reason why is because when I was, up until I was 16, I would say,
my only hobbies were playing video games, playing with Legos and masturbating.
So as a result, what I would do is I would combine hobbies.
So every time I'd be in Q, I would just be jerking off with one hand.
And most of the time I was like obsessed with edging, you know, because it's like the longer you edge the longer the hobby lasts
Does that make sense?
So just sit there and I'd be jerking off throughout my entire queue and then when the game would start
I wouldn't want to finish, you know, because I'd want to like make it last as long as possible
So a lot of the time I would actually lose a lot of games and die a lot
Because I would spend the first like 10 minutes of the game just jerking off
And then the problem is that when I'd like bustle over my like over my stomach and shit
I would have to spend like a minute afk just like clean up
you
You
I'm going to be honest, I think you can actually win a 5v5.
Oh wow, a lot of play, bro.
i mean this is just like completely terrible
i mean listen i tried bro like i tried but it's just like
abinus they fucking like running around practically
And Yoshi is our welcome. Thank you.
That was a sad game.
But Spine is about spike energy with food.
10-com death?
I'm in my work at this ship, I'll...
And a gunner, if I'm not mistaken. Thank you.
Oh man.
It is what it is.
You can get a Gecko game.
there's a good chance for sure
Like only if there's a good opportunity
Why do you eat like a cow well because we're a house you want me to eat
Yeah, I mean
And so you're just like, I'll see you on me, bro.
You should eat it in a way where you're able to gather all the food.
Let's say just what it is.
Do you like doing your little emo hairflicks?
Lord tells me it looks gay when I do that, what do you guys think?
Like real talk.
Let's get Ronin.
Listen, as long as you're not getting the recent, okay?
Best jungler stop playing? Whichever one you think looks the coolest, honestly.
That's always the best answer I can get.
Alright, let me put the dish away one sec.
I'm not gonna be in all my own
I need anyone tonight to change the world
Cause since you called me out there's a night to play
I've got a little bit of space in my cell phone
I'm looking for a cure for who's going to die
I'm scared to be alone
But I'm just inside and there's a better night
And I'm just trying to push it out
Cause I've been afraid of people in time
Alright guys, would you say a couple chicken nuggets, feeling good, feeling empowered?
Um, which game or sub should I use today?
Which one do I want to have?
Let me actually use this one.
Look at that! Oh wow, look at that!
Wow, that's horrible.
It's like you're greening it.
Arctic cooler.
I'm not even kidding, I think the gamer sub-stache keeps me awake longer than my...
regular pre-workout suit. I don't know...
Oh no, it's in there bro, but it actually goes crazy.
Yo, you guys know about the fucking Donald?
And uh, Techno and Tony are having fun in this vlog.
Thank you.
Alright, let's do it guys!
Now I'm Grandmaster, stop eating and lock in. I will, I will.
No, this game is gonna be a frrrraaaby.
Have you seen Ludwig's reaction to Jinx's reaction? Yeah. Now I just seem to wait to see if Ludwig
reacts to my reaction to his reaction to Jinx's reaction to Ludwig's reaction.
action
now i don't know what's on thank you
yes on civigo clear check
check this out
you know i can't say
they're your passive stack on the uh... as well
instead of just only having it on your fucking bullshit
oh, so far looking very good honestly
but he just came for the right stick there and we're going to be in a super dead spot.
Oh, wait I didn't even see HVAC still alive.
Okay I need to actually focus on the game guys.
I actually didn't put this on the game though, I'm just joking.
What is it we'd actually play on the Krugs here?
Okay, genuinely not the worst right now, genuinely not the worst.
those guys are no buffs
This is why I use my E here is because I know that my E is going to explode and if it explodes
on top of the crowd then it does magic damage to it.
Like it takes a few seconds to explore but then there's magic damage so we got 6-1 magic damage up there, huh?
Wooo! Let's get that now, guys!
top of the bar folk there and we got this shaggle on the crazy mode
bros spam join this better stream about links disabled so it didn't show anything
cheers bruh
i'm lucky
It's you know we're gonna do something to play for the rest of our bot side and afterwards we're gonna see if we can look on the the dragon
It's actually looking pretty solid for us right now
I'd love to survive, I should pay on the drugs too.
The drugs are dragon.
Or maybe my truck, the drugs inside the bot side of me, the Bokie.
OH SHIT!
Yo, nice to man, the 5-games did pretty shat.
Thank you, bro.
I'm going to...
I'm a bird smite, you know what I'm saying?
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't mess with the world!
I'm not lying, this game now is just looking quite winnable for us right now, but I'm playing
pretty well.
I'd like to look on the top, dang it's enough.
I'm already gonna shove once again.
I'm already gonna shut down some of your ligaments
Nice, let's get on the side
Are you doing Clash this weekend with Lexus, C, Tyrone and James again?
Uh, is there even a Clash this weekend?
that's so fun stuff I mean it just sucks because there's no way for me to get
out there my flash was down I think it's clash every month isn't it I'm not
a second. Okay, so we're doubling into infinity action to moral mentorship though. This is
a legend, I got it, I'm wondering how to play him, how do I play this guy? Okay, so Viego
is not an engage, she's a follow up, and the way that he works is that you try to look
for kills on people, and then you take over their bodies, and you can like, get multiple
every fight so whenever you're fighting you I just want to clear with your W
auto Q auto and then use your E for attack speed like this
your E gives you movement speed and attack speed though so that's why I can also use it in ways that
allow you to like get to play this faster
I'm going to all suck on this, so I'm going to get this goblin and afterwards I'll see
if I can either, looking top might be a bit hard, I'm going to just clear vision and see
by
so
so we're getting used to our hero just so we can get to these grab its faster so we can get to kill them.
The way that your Q works is that whenever you land either your Q or your W on somebody
it puts it on mark.
And if you auto attack them then you do bonus damage and you kill a little bit.
So that's why normally when you land those you want to see like multiple people at once
or multiple monsters at once in an effort so you can just go and play them.
This rock shows body as a red buff, I'm missing about 5 reds, so I'm going to bait it to the upside.
So obviously that's the Viego, or not Viego but Victor is walking up.
So watch how I play this guy and carry, watch him.
My W stuns, right? So let's see what we're going to do here.
but enough to foster them so much better
oh man if I had a guts in my phone
they should have been missile diversion
okay so now we're gonna buy this and afterwards
I think I definitely want to get a Tati.
Actually...
What's this?
So now we're going to do something to talk to Bob Fulton and I'm going to play on the dragon.
Alright, let's get done now.
So we're gonna queue this here and then afterwards we'll look for the tops of
modern ratio we have.
Okay, so we just played for the rest of our bot side
and then after that we should be able to look under trying to.
So right is down so we'll look on the crugs and after crugs we'll look on this here.
It would probably be like one of those $700 skins and it would be 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse
So how it would work is like every time you kill somebody, or not kill somebody, but every time you
process control seven, you switch between the forms of war pestilence, famine, and the other one.
Okay, it's not their giant, we're going to sit and look on the mid-bade.
Wow, that's giving me a slump for sure.
Nice.
Oh my god, that was so gross.
Maybe I should have stayed on the fucking H-Fox.
Maybe I should have stayed on the-
I'm so pissed I could have played out so much better
Not bad though, not bad though, not bad though. They still get it done though respect
You're not gonna play in the Taiwan tournaments
If you're talking about the Warcraft one this weekend, yes, but that's also my grubby every time I'm out Taiwan's also
I say doesn't invite me anymore because I lost to many of them
But if you ever want to bring down a sicko cast, I'd be down for it for sure.
I really want to get my anti-kill ASAP though.
Oh shit.
You know what, if I live it's okay, if I live it's okay.
So understand all the outside of passive works, sometimes it resets, sometimes it doesn't.
Okay, that's a good question.
So, the way that Viego's alt works, okay,
is that your alt, if you ever use it while you're Viego, will always go on cooldown.
Okay, it always goes on cooldown, whether you kill someone or whether you don't.
But whenever you're in someone else's form, you can ult as well, but it doesn't use a
cooldown.
Think of it as like it's a subred ultimate.
So that's why, for example, you kill somebody, and then afterwards you ult out of their form,
then you're going to have your ult up because you never use your ult to get that form.
But if you use your ult to kill them, then you're not going to have it when you get out
of form.
it's a bit tricky but it makes sense for anything about it
I
Do it so much I really want to get this
So I can't, for example, I didn't use my ult to get that kill, so it's gonna be up when
at this and I'm producing look on a model minor when I'm cracking first um you
could the thing about going crit those that when you're going cracking into
crit it feels kind of shit that your first I'm just you know crit so so I go
I feel like Krita is the first item, so I can get a 100% Krita faster.
What?
Yeah, I was going to say I'm going to try to walk back.
What?!
get better?
Ugh.
The thing about Kendra is that you just didn't play Kendra like you're playing in ADC.
Sit back and let your team do their work.
My issue in the recent one is I'm not good at Kendra, even though I have thousands of
games on it.
It's because I always want to be the fucking frontline hero carry.
I don't let my team do their job, I don't go fuck about my team, I've just kind of
I didn't think of it.
I was going to put on this right after.
So you see how I'm like, hanging back on Geigo, that's how you play the champ.
You never like, walk up.
If you walk up, you're just gonna die without ever getting raised, son.
Let's see, we definitely have to give this.
Now what can we assume?
After we do this, after they do dragon, they're gonna send one person bot, so maybe we can
find a kill on rubber bot spot.
That's not a shame.
That one goes water kill, it's just a good one.
you
I guess Collector is the only one that really makes sense unless I want to do Essence River
Ah, maybe Stone Maiden or Loki
Oh my god, it's Stone Maiden
Oh
I need to take these 12 seconds to kill, and then I will H outside 10 seconds to survive
your gromp we shall conquer dragons too
the thing of some reason it actually even makes any sense on this fucking champ
like
Nothing in tuition, play the card and play the jar
And after he thinks both I play the one that's on his arm
Come on!
And uh, chair berth on the top, welcome. Thank you.
Guys, we need another proleta, maybe I should still coax her?
Maybe I should just show up to coax her now?
You know what? Let me try it. Let me try some more. I think some more is a good bokeh
be funny. Like, on some real shits. Alright.
I think next item if we really want to go crazy, we just get a sandcast as possible.
So either Titanic Hydra or we can maybe go like Guardian Angel, but nothing like that.
Nice.
I literally just
one shot it's actually crazy like they're saying no point of me even saying
I was like another person's form because if I do I'm just reducing like my fucking potential
oh my god so fucking close!
oh dude I'm so sad that was actually so close
do I go into a bush or stormraiser?
I don't know if I even like stormraiser to be honest
Super rush, that's really good though.
Aw man, sad fucking game.
Hey, why am I saying sad game? I wish I'm fortune kills.
What the fuck?
Ask to play Subnautica to a Jinxie, he's buying it right now?
I mean if he wants to play, I'm down for it.
Like if he's looking for people later to do it.
I'm always down for anything though. Maybe he tells me Dante's got on Subnautica. I got him.
Oh my god. Oh my fucking back.
Really sad game? But I'm re-jumping like 15 kills and I'm saying sad game. What the fuck?
get out of my sight
now but the recent nail games have actually been retarded though
i'm on your playstyle cycling one
What if Jinxie tells you to start shipping and oiling up, then I'll fucking wrap both
my ass cheeks around his shaft and make him get the hardest he's ever fucking gotten.
Loki.
Dan Hecarim.
Nice, bro.
I
Done hacker
Nice bro
What up coach, okay, buddy
Well, we're game now, probably not.
I think I'm just going to stick to Hackerman and Beagle instead of Challenger.
I heard you're a good Lee Sin, real.
Do another Diego game, should we?
Guys, you're doing another Diego game or should we do a Hot Cream or something?
Do I like hard sound?
No, it goes hard, doesn't it?
I'm gonna 1-2, yeah, maybe like 3.
Guys, I think I will do another Hexim game.
It depends on how my mid goes.
Because we don't have an engaged support, nah.
I need to be the engagement game
If I'm not the engagement game, it just is
I would have been down for it but yeah, it's worth it
Alright, give me one second
Alright, I lowkey got to feed my cats after this game.
Oh
All right guys, who's right for it now who is right for it
I'm sorry I don't know why I did that. Like I'm being seriously I don't know why I did that.
Oh my gosh how do we both feel clear? Let's see it.
You play R6 again after I challenge you and make a minigame for gold and rainbow six.
Hey tips and chips for a heck of a man from Slovakia.
Watch the video that I made with Nis. I ran through a bunch of trick.
I just searched up this.
Take a few years off.
Have you tried Subnautica 2?
Uhhh, no, not yet.
I think I'm down low though, so if someone like,
once I try it, like Jinx would hit me up to him and be like,
it would be all played, I'd be open, so.
Uhhh, but yeah, we'll see.
all right guys stop the bar folk let's get it
The end result is we're getting bot priority and it looks like Jummy is heading towards bot
so we might get a double-crab opportunity here.
Because Junkama always get private lanes.
The end result is Subnautica 1-0.
That was the game that our sub-a-thon ended on last time.
2 September's ago.
Alright, so now we're going to do something and play with the grump into the blue.
After the blue we need to get the double crab going.
like we actually need to do a shot.
low-key double-crab is going to be insane.
it's also a fresh off the reset.
I mean that's just actually like really fucking sad that he flashed there more than anything
Well, I should have like double some double like flashes down on these fuckers
Nice
No, good flash.
Alright, put on the top cap and then afterwards we can look on the top to bot.
Is that when you level 3 without puns again, trolling?
Uh, yes and no.
Yes, regularly, but if you think you got invaded or if you had vision on an invade, then it's
better to do it like that.
I want to play for the top two bar and then after we become the dragon.
so far looking good though
It's like low key so far it is looking good right now.
about to have to come to strike
this organ up its mind
a little bit of parking
nickel back in areas
that's done
I'll take...
Okay, so we're definitely gonna want to get this here and then we should get it.
Now we just resale and look on our top sum we should get.
While we become the Hecarim demon again, we're bringing it back, bro.
Slowly but surely.
Give it time.
So, I just give it a little bit of a time.
You know what I mean?
like we need to like ease back into it need to ease back into it
it ain't a slip-and-slide yet but it will be soon trust
nothing more to come this
Oh, no.
Kill, kill, kill, kill!
I mean, that's really ass.
Nice, wow, well played.
I don't see the weird kid at school.
Yes.
I don't point out a crush on a girl in 10th grade and the teacher put us in a group for
group projects, right?
those things and I was like, oh my god, this is my chance.
Like, this is my chance.
So we go outside, we sit down.
First words out of my mouth.
Do you think incest is morally wrong?
Oh my god, dude.
Cause like back then I used to watch
like all these destiny videos and shit, right?
That's what I'm saying, I didn't, bro.
I've been, how's the gacha scene been?
So, what happens is I'm sitting there
and I used to watch all these destiny videos
and you would always debate the morality of incest.
So I started debating with her
and then after that she just like never looked twice
and I go, you probably thought I was like retarded.
Okay, we have to play for the gromp
and then after it's a look on this here.
I wonder if you'd actually call this?
Oh yeah, this looks nice.
No way!
Thank god.
I was wondering if Jarvan would be there, but I guess he's not.
No, no, we got a backup, we got a backup.
But I'll wait right here till he walks up too far then we can maybe look for a kill.
i guess we're both like chilling down now
are there any games you can see today?
uh... maybe, maybe
have you seen on freddy i'm down
Okay, let's see if we can get a kill here.
I guess I'll probably just end up resetting, and then what we'll do is we'll look for the top to bottom ship again.
When I was younger, I loved questions. People would call me the philosopher.
I don't know appeal never care to ask the same stuff so I stopped asking people stuff
Yeah, I was the same
kind of
Because like my brains always worked in real and weird ways like I said remember this one time
I was in a science class and
a teacher was talking about how like
The reason why people die is because as we age our DNA strands shorten, right?
And then like we lose control of our like basic functions of where it's like we end up dying, right?
So I asked I was like, okay
Well out of curiosity if we were to create some kind of like device that could emit electromagnetic waves that
Shorten DNA strands could you just like it deploy down the battlefield and just start mass killing people?
And it's like she just looked at me and she was like I mean she moved on
You know what I mean, but it's like it's not their fault though. They just don't know
that the world works in ways that we know, you know what I mean?
It's like they can't be a rather sized or like conceptualized shit.
Alright, I won't say no to this one.
I don't think looking on an invade here is that great, especially when no one heals first
time in Spike.
Okay, so I'm going to see if we can maybe look on Reddit into Raffer's here.
Oh
Wait a second
like are we fucking serious bro
That's a really shi- at least he got something.
Alright guys, talk to bot folk here and then afterwards we should be in a really nice spot.
Already looks like we're going to win this one.
Dude this fuck ass game is so counter now.
It's there just like til you're rotating to every single fucking play.
Literally every single play.
How many do you shave but not often honestly, maybe like once a week
You're making a team strong it's okay
Yeah, I mean I think it's like almost impossible for us to lose this game just from my comp and low-rider right now
But it's not really shitty when it feels like we're getting carried, you know me
Do you have one quick tip for mouse art players?
Ah yeah, take off your helmet before gaming.
It's gonna get in the way for sure.
What's up, bro?
I have confusion. I let you with tonalisticly, Brian League of Legends.
Brian with you of legends makes my Reamer pointy.
Any hit on shooting toenails?
Love from Swiftie and Tudmy that pull of Slovakia and Romanian people support you.
Well, I'm gonna be honest, if you want tips for biting your toenails, ask XQC.
Bro's the expert.
that's
the
that
that's the
that
I
Mean listen they get off though as long as we get them off that's all matters
Like it really feels like I can't do shit, which is so crazy because it doesn't look like it's in a bad fight position at all
brought out
uh...
no teleports
so it's so fucking aids
It's just so fucking aides on cancer and disgusting.
Guys, I'm not even trying to, I think I might just start permadoing Diego.
That's like a primary pick every game.
Like if I'm dropping 20 kills every game I'm winning every game, I generally might as well.
You know what I mean? It's like...
Where is the jungler he is he can't tell you have no idea bro.
Did he react to the Marlin Clip yet?
I mean, the husband, everyone?
Alright, lots of stamina left, so we'll save again.
I
honestly I feel like I'm not bad yet
seriously?
I can't even move
all
we need better music i think that's the main issue right now
I
Okay, now guys, I'm gonna be honest, one of my mods linked me a song like a few weeks
ago and I never listened to it even though I said I was gonna listen to it.
So what we're gonna do is we're actually gonna listen to the song that linked me a
a few weeks ago so I don't feel like a piece of shit anymore I had to show any
for my cats after this game yep I've received you know give me the game
yes after game I got you after the game
don't let your past define the choices we make in the present why not this the
based on these are the moments of the future.
The define our future.
Now take a look around you.
Brothers and sisters in arms.
Look how far we've come.
Hold the moment.
Embrace your individuality.
Head high. Head first. Don't be afraid to take deeper. Don't be afraid of what you find.
Learn to move the darkness so we can see ourselves in the light.
So when you question the times, always remember, Assassin will rise again.
As long as it's good so far.
I mean it sounds like the regular punch ball, huh?
like I'm gonna be honest it sounds exactly like the regular one it's one you
listen to yeah I know it's just like slowly sped up but yeah but doesn't give
off like a different vibe. Are you and Yamato so talking? We haven't talked in a while to
to be honest.
Alright guys, bot side clear and then after it's a look on the dragon, let's head down now.
It's almost a get-of-down crazy mode now.
oh my god
bro i tried
i actually tried there
holy fuck that was almost crazy
so curse one
do you have a playlist? if you're just going to try to play this yes
your margain named me jungler this game
i mean this game is probably being completely honest i'm kind of playing bad
like real shit
It's like Loki real shit, it's like kind of bad.
Will the people demand mini-empires?
I'd rather kill myself than put that shit up again.
Will you doing another clash in the near future?
Yeah, of course.
If ever there's another one that gets organized, I'm sure everyone will be down to play it again.
The dragon, the dragon!
Oh
That's actually
Super
Sniper bitch
All right, so now we just get the boot for free and then we can just play on
I don't know how she keeps chasing.
Okay, so now he's gonna run all the way so I can just do crux and thread.
Alright guys, genuinely it was looking kind of insane for us right now.
Like on some real shits I actually can fucking, I'm crazy for us.
I think you might have to do Spurve as well, or Super Insulting.
Hey, Hickey.
Who's a mickey?
Yeah.
I don't know if you can see it.
Oh, just something in here that's free.
I must say both literally everything for me we should be showing, to be honest.
I mean realistically that should be good enough, no?
Oh wow. Wait that ended really fucking bad.
oh my my bad dude I'm gonna be honest I thought that song is I just got the
engage off we win I didn't realize you give myself somewhat up in the air in
terms of team fighting
no more psycho sword nah
hey Hickey
Was he hiding in the twitch app?
Woah!
There he is!
Oh!
Nice one!
Oh
All right, let's do a new show
so today is just wasting ult, why don't we just force us on?
they have a good turn angle too
okay, i can focus
what the fuck dude I don't want to scream because he's on the lot like are you fucking
serious this actually could be decent a Loki nice oh wait this is really bad
Okay, I'm gonna be honest you guys like these fights are looking really horrible, and I'm generally not sure why
Ouch, yeah, that's really like
I
I think we just have to play front to back like I can all try to dive to backline and
I'm going to burn this one.
Ok, so our Jhin is getting Guardian Angel on our side now, that's going to be good.
I
Don't know sauce
You know, I'm gonna be honest, I can't believe we lost because I genuinely thought from the bottom of my heart that as long as I start off the fight with ult we just ought to win, like there's something we lose.
That's actually saddening.
Like the main reason I think the loss was because like it wasn't necessarily just like me going for those fights
I think it was also because like Acehaw was out of position too
But yeah, I don't know, that was just a bad hunt, let me feed the cat
I want to see one trick Diego to get the bet.
Yeah, I'm going down to put more Viego, honestly. He feels like insanely strong right now
And I don't really lose on him to be honest, but I feel like every time I walk in Viego, it's always like good time
I should be a couple years on the shames. I always watch you all post-workout cardio to the content rolling. Okay, bro
Not even enjoying it
it's all kind too much versus mouth fight alt yeah but he would never be
getting mouth fight alted it's because he was always on the other side of
everyone else
Let's hear just say about it
Good Zack
Okay, so our team is gonna be full AD nice.
That's gonna be a lot of fun here.
Let's give you two a big burst with JnC.
I don't know, honestly.
Okay, the thing is that he said he might want to wait a little bit longer in order for it to begin.
I know for him to be better first.
I can I will draw a show
Okay, so it's every round this young
I don't like the ego here
You know what champ I really wanted to be playing recently?
I kinda want to hit a wukong game, Loki.
I know this would actually be a lot of fun, but let me just go back to him.
Alright guys, I'm gonna be honest with you, our combo is kinda sick.
So we need to get it done on this shit.
I was just saying, I don't know, I locked in Mukang at the end of the game.
No, Mukang is unironically like a golden pick this game.
Like genuinely against IKON.
All right, um, I think we're gonna do
This train for system
So it's like train for Sunred sky okay, I'm down for that try for Sunred sky cleaver. Let's do it
I mean the team has a lot of AD damage here so we just got a tieber we're gonna be chilling
which is really nice full kong bro cuz you gain armor every time you like it
like this is unironically best will kong game ever
Okay, action on that.
So far, so good!
I'm like how it's looking right now.
Okay, that was about okay.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna play for rest of the camps.
Oh, nice.
Our medlaner's already gonna die.
We're not even two minutes into the game.
Okay, maybe fucking not.
What?
Okay, when I'm wondering if I want to go play in W, or would I rather just go Q?
Or maybe I should just do second play in Q.
Someone tells me that it might actually be better than W, honestly.
Okay, W is like a 22 second cooldown.
It's long.
Like 22 seconds, that's long, but that's like really long.
Make monkey noises when you start getting kills, you're real action.
But yeah, she should.
I think I do get to crab at this time, right?
They want me to gank bots?
Hey, so who use heal but they have every other flash, I don't know how I feel about this.
You know what, honestly, we can try though.
Oh, wait, you guys want a preset or what?
Yeah, I mean I had a good feeling that she'd be recalling there.
Just because you would assume that you're safe, right?
Like, Bukkong's not just gonna fucking ram your shit in, so.
Good.
I'm a little worried that Ramasail's a Raptor's here, but you know what?
I gotta kill Sunroy, that mad about it, even if he does.
Okay, so now we just play on this, and we're gonna get...
Was Hacker mad in this game? No, but he wasn't a good pick against enemy comp, because my
team was borderline drafting full AD, we had no knockup or engage for the Astro, and on
top of it the enemy team won Rammus. So I was like, you know what, if I go Wukong here,
unironically like they're like it's literally the best pick they could possibly lock in
Outside of maybe like Malchi
Okay super down to come the skilaker
Okay
and
is there any chance for us to do anything here or is it just like kinda fucked?
Like when I'm already about to step back in here, Rammus comes and I'm dead.
See, let's just get this.
Lowest risk is us just getting dragon right now.
As long as we get dragon, we're gonna be in a really nice spot.
Alright, and now we can just recall and play on the top to bot and then we're gonna be in a super against bot.
Then she's gonna be Yasuo. Yeah, but it makes sense to get their team to play full AD.
Like, on the run, they're literally full AD, bro. Like, it's actually free as fuck.
Okay, so now we're gonna use her and play on the red, and then we're gonna see if we
look on the rest of the folk there.
I'm really down to actually just play top to bot here.
oh my god you fucked it up really bro
It's okay.
Okay, so now we've just got two more lunges, so it's almost done.
You are crazy, your tub is gapping your tub so hard.
Dog can only play Hecarim!
I mean is this guy serious?
He's sucking as if I didn't get the dragon and then also impact the bot.
like what? Jungle gap! Alright so now what we're going to do is we're going to play
for the uh... the ropers and i thought i was going to plan the rest of outside too
uh... i'd like both these people fucking retarded
i have a gangplank one-shot fucking like first time in yasuo senior typing this shit
it's just even real
Like, what did they want me to do, Sherlock? Are they fucking serious with us?
No, Chris, don't do that.
Thank you.
Best Hecarim in the world.
Yeah, it's over.
Gigi's Gigi Jungle Gap.
Move on.
I'm just gonna pretend I don't care about the game.
Because if I pretend like I care about the game, they're just gonna like get mad.
So like I pretend that I don't care so then it forces them to win because they would hate me.
Like this is what you have to do.
Because if I sit there and I'm like guys calm down, like let's not get mad, then what happens?
My team sits and I'm like oh fuck Wukong, we want to make him lose.
So now what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna like spam goFF.
that way it's like they want to sit there and piss me off by trying to end this having
sense
got it
it's like charging
you wanna know if they knew men seem to manipulate your retarded team so they don't want to
surrender
it's like it's actually crazy because it's about micromanaging your emotions
nice
I miss this one
Oh, I mean like if they could maybe get another kill that'd be nice, but yeah, let me just
hop through.
Alright, see you in a minute, guys.
I just realized that Stantas have so much less respect for Nu.
I mean, does this guy really think I give a fuck about his, like, respect?
Like, bro, I'm sitting here, I'm farming, I'm getting dragons, and Aramis is spam ganking.
You expect me to just not fucking, uh, to just, like, not farm my camps so that I can,
like, be there to counter gank when he can leave gank from fucking Narnia, like, shut
the fuck up.
I-I lost respect because you didn't gank mid, shut your fucking mouth to hear it, discussing
I
Don't say all the rest of say about that. Oh, no, dude. GP money has no respect because I didn't gang this lane
Wow, I definitely the fuck
I thought I could actually solo kill that but I guess he's more than I thought it would be.
GP money lost respect for you?
Well, I want to lost now.
Yo guys, I lost GP money's respect. Oh no, whatever will I do?
You know what I mean? It's like whatever will I do bro, I lost his respect.
Bro, I was on ironically 5 games of Yasuo this season. Oh no. Oh no, he's trying to win. Wow.
Oh wow, this guy's fucking mad now.
Okay.
I'm just setting them out of order.
I don't want to say VC.
I mean, what's the point of VC'ing with this guy?
Let's look at our top laner, so he's a GG now.
He is a gangplank one trick that only plays gangplank has zero games on rise, right?
Has been masters for years now with the 51 winrate.
Like he's a first-timing, like what is there to even review, you're just a fucking another
disgusting retard.
Like there's no point in even having a conversation with these people, you know what I mean?
Bro, don't test his first time in Bukong, we're gonna lose.
Okay, and then meanwhile your first timing Ryzen or Mid laner's first timing Astro. Cheers, bro.
Let's see if he gets Sota with that one.
Yeah, we can't like have it almost right now.
you know maybe dash is smart to go quicker second honestly was gang playing
down this game nope but our team drafted full AD like our mid laner ADC
support all 1 AD so our top laner thought that first timing rise was gonna
be like the key to victory
but why is this guy still typing?
dude, like, are these people, like, unironically fucking retarded?
I don't know, like, these people would just have to be fucking retarded.
like, it has to be, like, some kind of rage fade now, like, agend in the acidity.
Yeah, I mean there's no point in listening to a show anymore.
I have 2k views earlier, because highbis gets viewbotted, so when he raided me earlier I'd
likes right to talk to you
even my support though in my support is like your retards what the fuck are you
planning him about dog shit
like guys i hope you understand
my top laner and mid laner are both first time their champions
one of them is one in five the other one is one in six
and they're saying that it's because of jungle diff
right
which is just like absurd
you know what i mean
like of course the ramus is going to be able to get better than the wukong is
i can't just hover your fucking lane
that's not how the game works
i'm like if they're gonna sit there and be like well i lost respect for you i mean
if i can lose respect for you i'm gonna like have a really spark
I don't really care about the opinion of a guy that's going to be this delusional and retarded anyways.
I don't think there's anyone that can actually kill this hero, so.
Nice.
Okay, well we end up killing them, so that's actually not bad, and then now we can get
this thing and double it towards my cleaver.
Alright, let's see who can do now.
You need to get it done now.
Another song ship with the sun at 2?
Well yeah, of course they are.
Because they need to live in their delusional reality that they've cultivated for themselves,
where the reason why they're both inting isn't because they're first time in their champs
and it's because their jungler exists.
When I literally got the first dragon and I pouted towards bot so of course I'm not
I can have it packed in soul lines early.
Hecron would be a horrible pick this game, so I went to Lukong instead.
But again, the enemy comp is decent, but the problem is that with my comp, if I'm playing Hecron in this game, I can only do anything.
Because our team would just have like 0 engage. And we also don't have any knockup for Yasuo.
So I decided to go Lukong, so we could at least have an engage. We could have synergy with Yasuo, and then I could also like, play Bones, like, match up and be fun.
Targeting 12? Why would they do that? No, I don't think they're targeting me, but it's
It's just like the, it's the streamer classic, where you get into a game, right?
So the second you get into a game, you sit there and you fucking just start playing the
streamer whenever things start going bad, right?
It's something along the way just like the streamer classic.
Oh, we're losing the game?
Must be because of Dawn Test.
Oh, wait, he's not playing Hecarim?
Oh yeah, that's not because of him.
Meanwhile, they're also first time in their champions.
You know what I mean?
The difference between me and them is they're playing carries that they're first timing
and I'm playing tanks that I've been engaged, well, bruisers that I've been engaged on.
I don't want to get inside the health, I can rather use that naturally crash.
We're winning what the fuck?
Well yeah, obviously.
I played for my bot side early, we got Pyro, we managed to get the opponent to play with
the pile and we denied their first dragon so they couldn't get solved. So yeah, now we're
just getting to the point where we're scaling and we're doing well. We're just like all
we ever needed to do, but my team was crying and whining that wasn't holding them but
they fucking like cocking balls for the entire like, first 20 minutes of the game.
I'm not the worst, so now we can get our equipment on the ship again.
Did you ever shout out that block? I played one game but I don't really fuck with it to be honest.
I sort of think players have normalized mental illness. It's not that bro.
It's that people just don't understand that junglers can't just always match other junglers.
So what do I mean by that?
Rammus has an ability that increases his movement speed by triple.
Rammus is also a champion that can farm very quickly. He can.
So as a result, what is Rammus going to do? He's going to look for a lot of ganks, right?
Wukong's clear speed is not as fast as Rammus' and he also doesn't have as much gank potential, especially not pre-6.
So obviously if I'm playing Wukong and my ult is down, right, or it's early in the game where I don't actually have my damage yet, then I'm not going to be able to match him.
match him.
But instead of my team realizing this, my two soul lanes that are first timing are instead
deciding that they're going to flame me for not ganking as much as Rammus and say that
I'm intentionally trying to lose the game.
Which is just like complete non-sons.
Complete non-sons.
It's like getting mad that your mid laner locks in a scaler like for example Kassadin
and he's getting outrunned by a Quinn.
But that's literally what is supposed to happen.
of course that's gonna happen
you can be mad at the fact but you can be mad at that right like
it just is what it is
oh wow look at that guys we actually just played the game out of my god's
appointment we just win the game from free even though our soul winners were
just actively trolling the whole game this is not fucking crazy
I don't know, these two are just like such disgusting freaks.
We can even look at the replay from both their perspectives just to get an understanding
of how close they are.
Because like, that's just like the saddest part, so like, they're gonna go out of that
game and they're gonna think to themselves like, damn, the Entus was a fucking troll,
you know, and it's like, well no, you guys are just both fucking retarded.
I mean literally the both of you are just fucking retarded, so now look.
Here, it gives us content while we're in queue.
So let's look at our top laners stats, right?
Actually no, let's look at our mid laners gameplay.
Mr, I've lost all respect for you.
Okay, let's see how much respect you lose.
Fucking dumbass.
It's good to have them.
Go discord with them, I don't want to talk to them, they're just both retarded.
So our Yasuo is pushing up this far, he gets lucky.
solo kill, nice recalls, cool.
Okay, so here, he's just playing normally, right?
So I'm diving bot here, right?
I'm diving bot here.
I'm very clearly diving bot right now, like we see that's where I am.
So he has, yeah.
So here, look what he does, he walks up, he dies to Ramis Gang, when I traded for Lulu
kill.
first death was that on me nope that was on him so now it's watch death number two
he pushes up again right look where he's standing look where he's standing with
no words that no vision nothing right so now it goes for another fight on the
yon I'm like hovering to the side right but then here I have to back off because
I'm like oh Ramesses here so I don't want to fight so now we recalls okay good
like good like so so far this is chill right watch top oh don't worry I'll watch
top after we're looking at mid lane first so now I try for top play doesn't
work out Yasuo tries to do something on the on their trading so now again all my
camps are up so obviously I can't gank I just spend my tempo trying for a play
top right? What happens? Rammus gang's mid. Like what do you want me to do there bro?
Like we literally saw Rammus was mid. We saw Rammus was mid right? Like we saw it. You
walk back up, you fail flash and you die. Cheers bro. What do you want me to do there?
Not make you a fucking retard? But we'll keep watching. We'll keep watching right? So now
we keep looking he takes horrible trade here nice so here I go for a bot play
right I'm invading enemy Krugs so now Rammus goes for a play bot we all die
right it's fucked it happens that is what it is so now out of base my wrappers up
I go for the wrappers he tries for a top play cool he recalls he gets his crack
back in and goes back mid, and then he dies to Rammus.
But it's like, what did you expect to happen?
Like you literally got bailed out of dying 1v1 because our support went mid, right?
He gets bailed out of dying 1v1, look at his HP, I want to look at his HP, here instead
of recalling he walks up and dies when he could have just recalled them let kid get
the wave he dies but I guess that's our jungler's fault isn't it I guess that's
our wukong jungle that has no alt who obviously is gonna clear his camps when
he has no alt I guess that's our wukong's fault and I wanted to understand that at
this point in the game he's flaming me he's playing me everything that he's
done this game so far in terms of death have all been his fault and exclusively his fault
but I'm the one getting flamed so then over here like this is what I mean by it's so fucking absurd
right so you go for this wave right and then Rammus just kills you right because Rammus was
waiting there I have four camps up do you want me to just fucking skip all my
camps to randomly walk over here like you're gonna die cuz it's a Rammus and
Rammus can do that if you're a fucking moron right but now let's look at Mr.
fucking dumb fuck top lane this is gonna be even more fun this is gonna be more
Let's check this out.
Shippin' a second support for mid lane.
But that's what I'm saying, dude, it's retarded.
Like, these people are unironically retarded, right?
So, Ryze gets killed top, solo kill.
Nice, that's good.
Okay, cool.
Now, our jungler's bot guys, right?
our jungler cleared towards bot. We have no information on the enemy jungler so far, right?
So clearly there's a chance that the enemy jungler could be topside, right? So instead
of shoving in and resetting, let's see what this guy does. Like are we fucking serious?
Really
Like what do I even say? What do I even say?
Like look at this bro is literally under their current dying to ganks calling jungle diff
Even if I would have walked straight top on a base he still dies there
retard
Retard like literal retard. Okay, so now you get a freeze. Let's see. Are you gonna make use of the fact that you had a freeze?
Okay, so we have a free so if yours should now be able to walk up right guys, right?
So here I'm on dragon I'm getting dragged like I'm getting shit done on the map
Well, I miss go stop. He breaks the freeze. What do you want me to do?
You want me to prioritize holding top freeze over fucking dragon like
So now he walks up here takes the tower shot and then misses his own ult and dies again
This is the last thing we're gonna watch and then my game is starting. Look at this
He uses his alt walks out of his own ultimate and dies. Yeah, you're you're another fucking retard
It's a jit tweedle D and tweedle dumb dude like it's a jit tweedle D and tweedle dumb literally
Literally my bad dude my bad that you're both fucking retarded morons my bad my fucking bad, bro
Like, how can that even be real people?
You know what I mean?
Like, how can that even be real people?
Genuinely.
And then, I'm the one getting tied to the whole game.
Don't ask.
You-
You do not have to have a one-check
of realness next to you anymore.
Like, you're both fucking retarded.
Legitimately.
Don't say retarded.
Well, don't fucking be retarded then!
If people wouldn't be retarded,
I wouldn't have to call them fucking retards, right?
It's logic! It's logic!
Alright, it's fun this here.
More Hecarim. Hecarim got banned this game unfortunately.
But I think we had a really good showing last game on the uh, Bukon, so I don't want to play it again.
Even if you got two Masters, you deal with the same shit they deal with from Silver Gold from Reigners? Yes.
yes the only defense is that sometimes those players carry like harder than
someone go players well yeah no it's the same shit like egos fucking morons
like a lot sure
all right this should be a good game enough have a good feeling about it I
lost all respect like that's that's just crazy like I'd rather you call me a
fucking disgusting retard or one trigger shit like that then sit there and type
something that fucking retarded when you're the one in the wrong. You know what I mean?
It's like you have a guy that literally like goes into a Walmart and shoots up
everybody in the Walmart and then when the police arrest him he says I'm gonna
be honest with you guys I also respect you. Like what? What were they doing what
we're supposed to do? Like what the fuck were you even saying?
It's like you sit there and you're like a parent right and when your kid falls asleep
one day they just randomly decide that they're gonna get a kitchen knife from the drawer
and like stab everyone to death while you're sleeping and then it's like you wake up and
like someone's like dude I'm gonna be honest I lost all respect for you as
parent but it's like how the fuck was I supposed to know that they would do that
you know what I mean like genuinely how the fuck was I ever supposed to know
that would happen
around the book on our good today bad hacker well this is a third game in a
row that I play guns those ADC and he's banning heck from every game cuz he
doesn't want to deal with me on it. Last game it was open though, but last game it just wasn't
a great game for Akram so that's why I locked in Wukong instead. This game one of the reasons
why I won Wukong is because they won Graves and I think Wukong does ok into Graves. If
but i'm not mistaken
let me show you guys a gang trick
Yeah, if Conor would have tried to play for out there instead of like walking down, I think that would have been fun.
I mean, like, yeah, you guys should have spoke that.
Runs away running this game? I gotcha.
It's like your wife cheats on you with 100 bbcs and then she says she did it because
she's bored.
You know what it's like?
It's like your wife asks for a $10 million house and she says that she's going to leave
you if you don't get the $10 million house so you get the $10 million house.
But then you have to like work a fuck ton so you can afford it, right?
So then you get it.
And then while you're working in Foxconn Monday, she cheats on you and divorces you, because
you said you had no time for her.
But it's like, how the FUCK would you want me to do anything differently considering
the statute of limitations?
You know what I mean?
unironically what it feels like
so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna see if we look on this and then we should be good.
Ok, the BobaHast game felt really decent, I liked it.
Try for Sunred Blackleaver, it was very nice.
I mean this is good, it's like an up-cam advantage.
And Trini and Alice are seeing us for the Prime Miss Welcome. Thank you.
No reaction, really good spot.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' no!
And uh, flex that demo I'm on so small, and drop me for the prime.
Thank you guys.
Oh shit!
Wait, narrow, there was a 5-gift, I appreciate it.
Thank you, bro.
I don't think we can actually look for this, we have to look for the bad point.
No.
Okay thank god, I got the golf at the end there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, walk up, walk up, you got this bro, you got this.
Oh no, he hit 6, that's so sad.
Yo, you guys know motherfucking DOLTLE?
That's hecklein' the world.
And uh, it's happening here when they get pre-shot.
Thank you, bro.
What are the best jungles to learn?
Whichever ones you think look interesting.
Fun is the priority when it comes to league, so whichever ones you think look fun, that's what you should always play.
if you're looking for a room, you are gonna know I can be your guy
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLORO?
That's the best hat I've ever seen
And uh, I think they're in the sub-autumn
Thank you
I sub on my Prime-Sup, can you call me a good boy?
Sure, bro Whatever floats your boat
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLORO?
Who's a good boy that time who's a good boy you are they're the gifted
That's like a a taste
Damn the time gifted what the fuck
Thank you, bro
Fun hub we're giving you a straight to God not so intrigued I
straight to grandmaster once you're going on
honestly that should have been nice
realistically this should be okay
decided on this
and nothing don't think it's a pretty sad thank you oh
I don't think he's on his playing.
It's called the champion in League.
But this one is called the Bukong.
He's honestly like pretty beginner friendly in my opinion.
It's kind of like a slightly harder play version of like Xin Zhao.
That's a bit more rewarding.
I'm going to show it to him and see if he wants to like learn it, but I feel like before
we show him some other stuff he should keep up with the work a little bit longer, but
But if he tells me he wants to try some other stuff, then we can definitely try this one out.
Alright, let's sit down.
I think our best bet, honestly, is just like Wolves and after Wolves work on a bot side
invade.
It's like what he's top, right?
any clear talk to bot fileclear it means that is stuffin in the app
uh...
nice
I'm gonna be honest guys, I'm actually looking like I'm in a bit of a carried position this
game.
I mean it's like our team doesn't really look like it's that bad.
Like yes, the score is like a bit down in terms of kills, but nobody's really ending.
It's kind of like spread out, which I like.
Cause it means that's something impossible to solo.
but it goes on its own though
uh... no I agree with something
I think I'm gonna go Swiftlyster
Swiftlyster is huge this game because of Versus Ash it's just really nice
maybe instead of Kleeper third we might go Gaston's as well
but
i
it
hang on
well i think when we really get here is that we just like finished the
clear out where we're going to get
yo u guys know motherfuckin dole?
best couple in the world
been loving the content a lot lately
keep it up go, love ur name
px they're in my month so i'll come back
thought i'd enter anybody
does wac movement get a bad in this game?
Fulcrum Spawns have never used it before, so I have no idea.
I mean...
please
come
please
What?
No time control?
I could lowkey W over the swab and maybe look for a kill.
I think right now it's better for me to just finish this.
If you can secure a second dragon, here's how she gets money.
The Loki like bridged the kill gap too. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Okay, so now we're just gonna recall and then afterwards I think I'm gonna build
tunnel with Ruby Crystal.
I think that would be our best bet.
Can Swing play any role?
uh... everything except for jungler, yes. top mid, adc support, all those, yes.
alright, let's see what we can do.
I wonder if there is an angle for us to come, mister.
Why even does this gravestone?
We all talk if I meet those gravestones in the jungle, do I win the 1v1?
It's not she's such a good hushie.
Nooo.
I'm so sad.
That's how she is so fun.
Ahhhh whatever.
You know what could also maybe work?
If the games get more fun we could even do a fucking random angle.
We're going to some real shit.
All right.
Nice, actually not bad.
Team, try for a play on this blue here.
Okay, Bran is not Bran, but Bard is coming up.
shit
I mean I think saving my flash for dragon is the right call
something I feel like using it shares a good idea
I wonder if there is another piece of...
Okay, we could resupply item.
now I think our best angle is I get this I ends to reset from item and then
afterwards we fight after wait wait please wait please fucking wait off for
fuck's sake
I can't get my item, my team is too fucking retarded.
Unless, you know what, if I'm like limit testing recall here, if it goes through, I'm buying
it, if not, it is what it is.
Ooh, nice!
Hitting cancel back, good.
That sounds something.
Actually, maybe not that sounds, I feel like that sounds a bit worthless.
on
on drake, ignore their time, im gonna fuck about that time
I'm ignoring the time Kancha, I just want the dragon.
Dragon is the only thing that matters right now.
I'm going to take E over this wall, it gets close.
Maybe I can actually play on this here, okay.
Guys, I'm going to be honest, I've been playing really fucking good off Hector recently.
I don't know if it's like coaching Jhin, see that just like gave me a fresh perspective
on the game, but this feels like insanely good.
ok now he just bats the top and then we can plow the garden
oh well they just got this shen then we're good
Okay, I want to get this enough so we can maybe look on their top side here.
Graves is still alive.
Oh
No
Now it's okay though. Um, I'm gonna sell this and I'm yeah, we're definitely in this here
You're going to have Hecarim Link to the top lane, not playing lane always improves your mechanics in the game in general.
It's not just that though.
I think it's also like the fact that recently playing Warcraft makes me think a lot more about like abilities and like movement and stuff like that.
And then also the Jinxie Coaching and shit.
Alright.
I need one more.
You are not gonna win.
You won't kill me.
and
yo yo yo team team team
team
Sound it, sound it, bloodgown zone, garnan's winner zoning, that's okay.
Huge.
So we're gonna push this and afterwards I'll probably on like one or two more camps then
I'll re-sing on my fever.
Now I was just just starting to actually fuck this.
5-3-2-1 today we're almost there bro.
We're actually almost there on our own, agree.
I wish that Wukong's ult did more damage to be honest.
Like if it was only once but did like way more damage it would be so much better.
This like double knockup Wukong was just so stupid.
The reason we got it was like a Wukong one trick is almost to rambe and he literally
quit the game because like Riot did this like double ult bullshit and he would literally
just beg them please give him one else that he cannot check our potential
don't ever listen
I actually killed her with my ult, I don't know if you guys saw that, but like I knew
I knew that the Ashe was on top of my W clone so I was like,
wait if I ulted maybe I could actually kill this.
And it actually worked, I was fucking insane.
So I wanted to be Ashe wants to replay it to see what I'm talking about.
Ashe wants to replay after this game so I can show you what I mean or did you already see it?
No idea.
Do you want to use wine?
I don't know that's true. I don't know that's true because like I've always had them here
and like those are the ones that always take care
no no no you found me my second one you don't remember
yeah you found my second airport and then I started using that again
like you found it you like fix it for me
ah it doesn't matter we'll look for the other guys after
I'm gonna try missing 4 of the rocks
1.15
No, you guys know motherfuckin' don't!
No, PTA's gonna make lots of muck. Thank you.
I think what we do now is we learn respect for the S-Motor.
you know is the word is pretty much the best in all of them.
Can't escape that, can't run!
I know, what an ox, thanks for your gift, pretty sure.
Thank you.
I'm gonna tell you two on League tournaments.
Every time I do two on All Stars and I, it doesn't invite me,
because I always lose.
But if you ever want to really co-cast, I'm down for that.
Okay Chad, do you guys want to see the play now? Yes or no?
Do you guys want to see the play now, yes or no?
Do you guys want to see the play?
Alright, I think it's here.
So check this out.
So the way that Wukong works as a champion is that your clone mimics any ability that
you're gonna do right.
So what ends up happening here is I go in, right, find an angle, then I'm on this side.
So here I W over the wall and the Ash flashes over here right?
So then I'm like wait a second, if I ult, I can probably kill her.
So I press R and it actually works.
Did you see that?
Hey, how insane is that, bro? Look at it in real time.
Look.
So she flashes over this wall, and then I just ult for the last two hits, free kill.
Jiddy's calling. No, he's not.
Why are you guys always lying?
He's not.
He's legit not.
Is there in a fucking R6 game?
Alright guys, they locked in Rammus, I'm going to be honest with you, I don't really want
to play Hecrem here.
I'm all in video, yeah, we're gonna watch it later.
We're gonna watch it later.
Is there a mid-game? It's not like mid-game, he's in the early stage of his game.
and
call him and say what's up
LDN
what's an LDN
ahhh what are you playing here?
I don't like anything in this game
I'm honestly okay with like, Malfight to be honest, or Viego
because we have an aria and a thrash so we have a lot of good like health setup
do you use phase 4 attack when you click yes
alright guys who's right for the viego game
are you guys right for it yes you know
I will get very sad if you get to GM today. Wait, why?
Literally why?
The don has Vigo? No, it's actually been really good though recently.
I was talking about the AT&T Annihilator Cup.
Oh!
You can only join that if you have an AT&T as your service provider if they invite you.
But I am literally a part of none of those two demographics.
We do not want to see you succeed, bro!
They're cool.
That's a nice.
Okay.
uhhhh
this is the round that's from earlier
where my team was telling me that they were losing respect for me as an individual
because he was like ganking and I was farming
not sure if you guys remember but yeah
Okay, so we have to get the blue shield and then after the blue we're gonna look on the
rest of the folk and we should be in a super good spot.
I'm just thinking, do I really want to go crit this game?
I feel like crit this game is kind of fucked up, no?
Cause like I don't see myself ever getting a kill on anybody if I go crit.
Unless I saw like snowball and 20 kills.
But I feel like Kraken Slayer and Titanik Hydra is probably better.
More like a bruiser build path I think would actually be way better.
Because especially if Rammus gets fucking uh, bullshit, like uh...
Rammus is probably definitely gonna get fucking uh, down runs.
I
Real talk I said really is not looking that bad for us right now
I'll take him, though.
Repeat gang, but freeze.
Why the fuck is this not taken, my what?
He's probably on this blue man, isn't he?
Oh my god, this is so insane for us.
Nice!
I'm just like hovering off to the side in case I could have found like an angle with my son.
Alright, we take those.
Do you fully make or edit your own YouTube videos, or do you have someone do that for you?
I have a team of editors, for I'm gonna be honest.
I have like an entire team for that shit.
On my Donal channel, I have two editors, well not only editors, let's say on my Donal channel
I have a team of three people.
On my Dawn test side channel I have a team of four.
Clipstip on test is one guy.
Donal shorts is two.
Then I have a League of Dawn test which is like a shorts channel that's one.
Roblox channel was 2, including Thumbnail artist.
A lot of people, a lot of people.
Then I also have another one, Dauntless Highlights.
That's another one.
My top laner is asking if he can have help.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest for you.
well then you're all into a five minutes I don't know how
and
so anyone that we can maybe look for a dragon
you know what honestly honestly not fucking bad it just sucks that Vlad and
and promise for both of them
for your youtube link in your twitch info
what already is
if you like in the uh... the panels
I think we should actually look on a crown crab here to be honest.
Yo you guys know motherfucking Doral?
That's hecklein' the whole world.
No, I sound like I'm open.
Thank you.
What?
Fuck.
What?
It's good rain.
Can we please look for an invade?
i mean garen you're just a retard
holy shit
i'm wondering if there's any chance i could maybe get a kill for her
I'm not sure if you guys know motherfuckers don't, but I've hacked them in the world.
Okay, nice.
Thank god I got that.
For a second I was worried that I wouldn't get that, which would have been super terrible.
terrible. Okay, so play on the rest of this here. I think my play is definitely by crack
concern to Titanic Hydra Black River though. Could be a go to this game, I'm not really
feeling it's i i think would be like very bad to be honest
i think would be super horrible
Ok not bad.
I didn't realize that his lantern cancels my W.
What?
Hey, Rammus comes in here?
Oh, no.
That's a fucking great escape, baby.
Okay, so now on our reset, we're gonna get this, definitely a Merck shreds game.
And then afterwards, start playing our Titanic.
Titanic into Cleaver for sure
And a Christian is so welcome. Thank you
I don't even just want to play on the rest of this
Okay, so we're gonna dive into Krugs and to...
you
Okay, guys, I don't know my flash up right now, but I think it's okay
Like we can just promise it's good
I got you in Jetty today?
Who wants to see?
Whatever Jetty wants, Jetty gets.
Oh, no.
Ah, man.
Oh, wait, you guys!
Wait, that's crazy. What the fuck? How did that even happen?
my one kid on to a sock and I know we're winning this one but I think a hundred
percent winning this one on ironically I mean Diego literally every John game
is a Diego game even on top of other lanes and you should like that so I
screwed don't want to play it I got you bro
Alright.
I just here to stop getting hit by the Aurelia to be honest.
Cause like I don't just wonder if I'm on against the Aurelia, I really want to like
actually also put it in
and then as I said
I don't think I'm going to re-ahhh, no.
I was going to say I'm only going to recall, I'm just going to full clear bot to the top,
but clearing top to bot is better because Camtac Drake's up in like a minute.
I'm telling you guys, I just see you stop fucking hitting the rally, yeah.
Like as long as I stop hitting the rally, we're gonna go back up.
We need to be on this turn, huh?
So, balance us for a fucking few more good round, bro.
More Vigo. Are you guys enjoying the Vigo right now? Honestly are you guys enjoying it?
Okay on the track, on the track, on the track, on the track. Now I'm just gonna sit and watch it again.
See them, they shed
How we used to be
It's one thing we'll be made
Cause I still have the memories of those days
We were humans
Then we dropped them off one day
Thinking about tomorrow
But the things we would never guess
I'm gonna wait. I'll fight him. I'll fight him.
out
Oh, this could be bad.
Boy, no, no, no!
Yo, you guys know I'm not the fucking don't?
Best hacker in the world.
Uh, Oliver, thank you for being so welcome. Thank you.
you
I
See even possible to go oh my god that's fucked
I don't think it's possible to kill Rambas
Guys I'm being dead so all we need is like
Take back the words that will break down the world
I don't know what it's worth now
But I'll let you make all the truth, baby
you
You
It's a new sound, a new religion.
It's a new life, a new beginning.
When it feels right, everything will be right.
We can be as one
I
Did what a sad game asking was so fuck me
But I really thought that we actually had it to
Hmm...
There's a new town on my new adventure...
Giddy coaching, day?
It's a new life, a new...
He wants us to later, we could...
...were afraid to fight, everything will be right...
If we can make it soon...
Giddy is calling to play?
We can be as one...
Jinx is doing 20 minutes one last R6 game
Wait so shit
I got us for back used to find you cringe, but your real talks with Jinx see hit me
That rock zero BS motivation
You changed my mind, you made me realize I need to stop
living on IPC all day and actually live life.
So, thank you.
Happy free, bro.
How many? How many?
How many?
But they wouldn't attend the free show.
And Branch and Monkey, they may ask for some free show.
Thank you.
I will dodge them.
It is so surreal to me.
Still not sure why I need to call my tickets and punch my little sister.
I never did that bro!
Fuck off!
I never did that shit!
Stop!
Alright.
Guys, I mean checkin' Nuggets.
Fuck, I saw chicken nuggets up, but I have no more sauce, goddammit.
Any tips for bryor jungle?
Also, what kind of nuggets? McDonalds ones.
I'm gonna be honest bro, I don't really play bryor at all.
Like, I wouldn't be able to give you any advice for bryor specifically.
We have to do modern game, we don't have enough time.
all right oh my god buddy this guy's oh my god
Oh, no. Twitch shot.
I have five nuggets left.
And one ketchup packet.
Do you guys think that it's enough?
Yes or no?
No, why did I please open the gate?
No, yes
Where's it catch a packet it's like a little pack with ketchup in it
Sweden sourced better the first link like why is that a TTS message?
I'm gonna be honest. I think swim sourced the worst sauce
I think it's even worse, honestly, than Bobby Q.
I'll take, I mean, it's true.
Who is Drake your bro, what are these questions the biggest artists in the world? What what are these questions?
What are you waiting? What are you asking me right now? Why you guys know what I fucking don't know who is straight heck room in the world
actually
The fuck are you asking me and sink you there in primal come back? Thank you?
Six, please
Do you heard you I'm not up to
This cyber pre-recorded pre-recorded
Fuck I ran out of sauce on the last nugget. Are you serious? No, that's horrible
open cases with jinxie
if you want open cases i'm down to be on the call with him while he does but i'm not going to open cases
i don't do gambling
because for me the thing is that's like
I know I would get addicted, so I just don't even explore.
I went to a casino literally one time, I lost $30 on Brachac, and then I said, wow, that's literally 15 Twitch Prime subs, and then I never gambled again.
Remove the delay? Lucas, the only fucking delay is the one in your fucking retarded head. You stupid bitch!
There's no delay!
It's because it's pre-recorded. Alright. Fuck you guys. Give me a second.
No cam, no pain.
That's the first time I've ran into a cheater on PC.
Yo guys, make sure you report fuck on the other team, please.
No yellow card in the front row.
That's your first time, ready?
Cepra 111, cheered 100 bigs.
One friendly remaining.
online gambling it makes it even worse I'm in a French business school and the
rich kids use hundreds of euros on brands of bar tracks in like 10 minutes
it's because you know what the problem is with online gambling the thing is
that online gambling is unironically probably the worst thing that ever
existed I would even argue that it's worse than drugs and the reason why is
because let's say you want drugs, right? You sell me to find a drug dealer, you need a
sitter, you need a coordinate with him, you need to like meet up with them, you need to
get the handoff, all that stuff, right? So it's like you have to go out and you have
to actively do stuff, right? But the thing about like like online gambling is that it's
like going to the casino except you never need to leave your house. Oh, $20 left over
from a paycheck yeah let's just run it up on this website oh I have like a I
made an extra overtime yeah let me do it on this website and it's so easy to lose
so much money not even in large amounts but so many small amounts that it's like
you look back after one year and you're like dude what the fuck did I do and the
thing about it too is it's not like you're ever gonna sit there online
gambling and you're never gonna like cash out and never go back right so like
Like even if you put in a hundred dollars, you want a thousand, one day you're going
to put in another hundred and over time you always lose, like you never win.
And the only reason why like people like trainwrecks for example still gamble is because their dopamine
receptors are so fucking fried that the only way that they can feel anything is if they
gamble.
I used to, I'm still friends with them, I haven't talked to them in a while, but a guy
I used to always gamble and he literally told me that it's like once you start gambling
Nothing else has any meaning anymore like winning league games. You feel nothing
Going outside you feel nothing working out. You feel nothing because when you win big you get so much money and so much dopamine
And Sarah tone in that it's like
I
Gambling is worse than heroin I am on yeah, like if you could order heroin off of Amazon and you could have fucking
Timmy tonk fucking deliver it to your house and it would probably be worse but because all acceptable gambling is nowadays
It's by far the worst
I let my Odontist W stream reacting to Jynxie.
WE'RE WAITING FOR THE FINISHES FUCKING GAME!
MORON!
Yo, if I ace this round, pick me up.
Pick me up first like some...
Pick me up first and rank later.
Alright?
Alright.
Turn him up?
Okay.
I'm a gold ADC mid main but I want to start jungle which I'm in which I'm on my x-core.
Please fix the delay, it feels pre-recorded.
Oh my, I should have lost my shit.
At dawn, Tess, I came to see you climb, not fanboy Janksy.
You're so retarded!
Remove the delay-
THERE'S NO DEALING!
Oh wait, Loki, we actually have time for like one Warcraft game.
Let's do one game of Warcraft.
I would love for you guys ready
Melee 1v1
Why check this out oh
My god, he's playing undead. Okay, check this out watch this guys watch us
Look at this I have a strategy that's like the number one count against some dead
Really?
Okay, so now what we're doing in this game is we're creating buildings.
Because in this game the way it works is you start off with like no base.
So essentially what happens is, is that like in this game your characters like make buildings,
and you have to get a stronger armor than the enemy while they also build like a base as well.
as well I need to like fuck them so now we're gonna do this we're gonna create
another acolyte we should be good is he watching Jinx team yeah cuz we're
waiting for his game time so I time for like one game of this when is the
grubby tournament it starts tomorrow bro so I have to start my shima literally
8 a.m. It's 8 a.m. Until I think like 4 or 5 p.m.
So now we're doing is we're just waiting
So now what we're doing is we're they're just like waiting because I two minutes 15 I unlock my new uh
2 minutes 15, I unlock my next hero.
So then what I do like this strategy that this one Polish guy gave me, is I leave just
run up the enemy team's base and I fuck with them right away, starting from level 1.
So you guys are going to see how I do that soon.
If one more person asks to fix the delay, I'm going to kill one of my moderators in real
life.
Endgame.
Okay, so now what we're going to do, check this out, right?
No, 2 minutes 15. So we have to instantly upgrade this. We need 210 lumber.
Yeah, we could. Maybe we could. Maybe we could.
Okay, so now we need about 210 lumber.
So we're just gonna keep going for this.
Nice and then now we do this
What?
My game is over I lost
So I accidentally made one too many of these guys I
Actually completely lost cuz in this game if you like fuck up your night. I was lost. Oh my god. I actually lost
oh my god that is horrible wow no that that's actually so fucking bad
because like in this game you can only have a certain amount of population
right so since I only have four population left I can't buy my hero oh
this is this is actually fucking next level fucking dog shit wow that's bad
I just didn't play around the fact that I fucked up horribly, but that should be game losing.
Just kill the scout?
Yeah, but like, no, it's almost it.
I'd rather just wait, I'd rather just wait, it is what it is, like I'm a fucking retard,
it is what it is, I'd just say it is what it is.
Okay, so now this one, this finishes we can make?
Nice.
Alright, so now we go.
I know we just run to his base.
So now I just let everyone chill in base, and I do nothing until this shit upgrades.
So now watch this guys.
This is the strategy, are you looking? Check this out.
So I run in his base like this, right? Look, look.
And then these are all his workers, right?
So now what I'm going to do is I'm just going to auto-attack his workers.
And now we're just gonna fucking kill all those guys. Look at that.
So you see how he brought his like hero back? It's not we need a macro, so we have 20 seconds left until that finishes.
So this is like a life steal life drain, okay?
So when I'm about to die there's this one like cheats thing I can do, which I'm gonna do now, which makes me instant TP back.
back so we low-key fuck with him a little bit and now we're just gonna move
out so he ends upgrade this we buy this guy that's my next hero and then now we
start creeping so creeping is when you play for like leveling up your
characters right all right and then now they just creep so they live just creep
No.
Ah.
I would say definitely not.
I would say no.
I would not.
Nice.
So what I'm going to do is since I'm like
really delayed, I'm going to make like two of
these guys here.
And the reason why I'm going to make
like two of these guys is because like my army
is like lowkey kind of fucked.
So you see all these sort of like green dots
on the map? Those are like the
easiest camps to kill. So that's the reason why I'm just going after all of them. Because
like if I go for all those first, then it allows me to actually get levels until we
can like kill the stronger camps. So it's kind of like League. Anyway. So now we're
We're gonna need more Zigguratts, so we'll do another one of Shear.
Okay, and then now we just walk over Shear.
Is there a tournament coming in Warcraft 3 tomorrow, yes?
Over the course of the entire weekend.
I
Yeah, we need more zegarats this is fucking horrible
Yes, you know this guy levels up nice
nice. So I'm gonna walk over here. Actually let me walk over here. I can probably clear
the yellow camps.
I'm going to stay here.
What the hell would I do that?
Oh you can meet me bro.
You know you want to meet me.
I'm not going to touch you.
Okay so now what we're doing is we're just like creeping.
Just like full clearing.
It's time to make this guy back off.
Oh fuck I fucked up I fucked up.
fucked up. I'm gonna be honest this might be really hard to actually kill, okay so
now what we have to do is we have to make this thing for dragons
and then after we have to make another unit here which is our third hero so
now I'm gonna make another one of these things
So these guys are like healers
Oh, there's there's no back in the back of that
So I'm gonna walk here in the cities here
ah shit this this is gonna be rough now so I don't really want to fight him at all because
the problem right now is that he's just gonna be like way stronger than me oh fuck see wait
Actually, what?
Wait, bro, TP'd out, are you fucking serious, okay?
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna make one of these frost rooms, so these are the dragons
Okay
So I'm gonna walk top of it. Actually
What do I want to make I guess I can make even more of these and then also make some of these things for the nominations
Okay, so now we're gonna do this we're gonna see if we actually look for a fight cuz he only has one hero
You know what no?
And I let my backline walk over here, so now watch he's like pendant over here. I'm gonna look to top of this like man base
This is gonna be a crazy joke
She is way unhunger because of all your janky, you should get the anime thing you offer
So I'm gonna put you to sleep
Okay, so now we're just fighting
Oh nice, wait, I just fucking ended
Oh that's horrible
I don't know if I even win this fight
actually with this or maybe
oh no I'm gonna fucking die I answered
Okay, this is horrible. Okay, so we like actually just harden to that's fucking terrible. Wow, that's actually like next level shit
Okay, so you know we're gonna actually go shit on fuck this I
Thought that 15 but yeah, I fucked this game up too bad like early
Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, BAD ASS!
That was actually kind of funny.
and
okay so now what I'm going to do is I'm going to
actually grab this guy over here and I'm going to make him make a second gold mine
I hope that we're actually able to because if you make a second gold mine it's going to be the same for us
I'm just gonna wait until I kill up a little bit more.
Oh wait fuck, is he gonna want to play League now?
We might have to AFK.
all this is good
all right gg
all right where is he
I'm not getting to call yet though.
I'm not live on only fans.
All right chat.
Tell the dog that's a revenue.
Is he in the game?
All right.
Let's go bitch.
Come on.
Is he ready?
This case is not chat.
I don't want to reopen that addiction, bro.
I don't want to reopen that addiction.
Listen, bro.
I need to get my ass to fucking,
what you're gonna call it.
I didn't get my ass to bruh.
where's you place subnautica tomb I mean if you would want to brother are
I'm hitting bronze tonight, Dante!
Okay listen, share your screen. I have to show you something that you're not going to believe.
Okay wait, Dante, I'm going to go choke my chicken. I'll be right back.
Wait.
How are we, Dante?
Wait, Jinx has a chicken coop in Florida?
I didn't even know chickens grow over there. I thought they only had like oranges and shit.
But like, why would you want to choke a chicken?
Isn't that animal abuse?
You need to tell them to use items and press 2.
Okay.
You know what it feels like when people tell me shit like this?
It's like imagine I'm a math tutor and I'm trying to teach like a 10-year-old kid math,
right?
We're getting to a point where he's starting to understand addition, and then I have some
guy off to the side like, bro, he just added, he just got the right answer on addition twice
in a row.
Teach him quadruple digit multiplication.
And it's like, maybe we shouldn't do that yet.
You know what I mean?
Like, he needs to get to a point where everything becomes already back and knowledge so that
he can sit there and go fucking crazy.
You know what I mean?
Ask him about the mysterious disappearance of Mike.
What?
Wait, who's Mike?
Hey, Dante's, love your streams.
Thanks for making my nights better.
Wait, who the fuck is Mike?
Mike Hawk.
Wait, who's Mike Hawke?
Just ask him.
Dude, why is it every day that I play the jing-si, there's always something new?
It's like ask him about Mike, ask him about Gary, ask him about the four-year-old girl
that he beat the shit out of at the arcade last night where there's video evidence from
four different people of proving that he actually did it.
You know what I mean?
Like every single day there's just like something new.
Yo, Jinxie!
Yo, Dantez!
Jinxie, listen up!
Today!
Yeah, they see the way we poppin', yeah, they see the way we poppin',
I put my bitches on feet just across the street.
Yo, Jynxsy!
Yo, Don't ask!
Jynxsy, listen up.
Today?
What the fuck is my chat typing Jynxsy files?
People are asking me who Mike is.
Bro, just chill, chill.
You don't want to ask about information that you don't really know about, dude.
wait but who's mike
mike was uh... my pet
mike was my pet otter
he wasn't actually my pet otter
bro it's a long story dude
there's a lot of ins a lot of outs to the situation
you don't really want to know the full extent of it
you don't really want to know the full extent of this shit
okay but what if i do want to know it
okay
Mike was my pet otter that he has gone missing, nobody knows where he is bro.
Nobody knows where he is. He's my pet otter and he's been missing for a year now. Nobody knows what
happened to him. Do you know what happened to him? The fuck is that supposed to mean bro?
The fuck type of shit is that supposed to mean? What I mean if he was your pet otter and nobody
knows, do you know? I told you dude, I know what I know. He went missing, that's all I know.
Okay, everything that I know bro. I gotcha boy. Don't orders like smell bad because we're thinking of getting one but then afterwards it's like I
Mean yeah, others don't really smell great. It's the same as like a dog dude. They're gonna shit all over the place
Okay, now JNC. Are you fucking ready to get?
Well, bro, I wanted to actually tell you this off the way up
Tonight is going to be my biggest league session ever because I have a multitude of reasons.
First off, I need to stay up until midnight for the Drake album, so I need to play League
for the next five hours.
Second, I need to pass Ludwig and League of Legends because he inspired me.
Third, I'm addicted to this game.
Are you actually addicted or are you just saying that?
I need you to be honest.
Bro, say it out of the chip. League of Legends is the only game that I play off-stream.
Wait, really? Did you play yesterday off-stream?
No, not yesterday. Bro, I don't... Bro, don't test.
I don't play any games off-stream besides Siege and League, and chess, and chess.
Really?
Yeah.
Alright.
All the games I play.
Then it's time for us to get it done.
done. Now, Jinxie, today you're hitting bronze, and do you want to know one of the reasons
why you're hitting bronze?
What?
So I'm going to show you something right now, and when you see this, you might get a fucking
erection, but open up my screen share.
Alright. Why am I hitting bronze? Let me see.
Let me show you, let me show you, let me show you. Do you see my screen share?
Yep.
Look at this.
Is this my account?
Yep, but let me show you something so this was your come back in the day you remember when you used to be plus 17 minus 23
Yes, okay, so now since you've been winning a lot. It's now gotten to a point. Jink see where you're plus
23 minus
17
Wait, what why wait? Why do they do that? Why because your win rate is almost at 50%
percent
Bro, you know what it is don't has
It's warwick, bro, bro. Look at my stats on warwick versus everybody else look at that. Yep
Bro, I have a 2.06 KDA on warwick and a 1.24 on E and hacker room Jesus Christ
Listen ignore the hacker room, but Jin see this literally means that if your win rate keeps going up
And you keep winning more games you will literally get so yeah, bro
Well, I'm not even shitting you you're gonna actually be able to get bronze maybe even tonight
Bro, Dom Chez. How many wins do I need tonight because I can play for five out
I can actually grind tonight, bro. Like I've been wanting okay, so you need three more wins for iron one
And then
I was in a way, I'm getting bros tonight, I need eight wins.
Yeah bro, if you end every game by 15 minutes, it's free.
So wait, if I was hypothetically go like seven and O,
do you think I would hit it?
Cause bro, I'm telling you,
I actually jungle diff every game on Warwick.
Bro, look at my stats.
Bro, can you break down my stats, bro?
Okay, so every game on Warwick,
you average 8.5 kills, 8.4 deaths and 8.8 assists.
So what that means is that you it's like you're a siege KDA, bro
Like you might be better at league than you are at siege at this point
No, I don't know. I don't agree with that bro. I have really good stats in siege, bro
No, and since you have a 1.9 KDA and leak you have a 2.06. It's better
No, but that's a 2.06 KDA. That's counting assists, bro. That's counting assists. Okay
In Siege I have a 1.8 KD like kill death with no assist bro
Well, what's your assist rate in Siege?
I don't know, but if I my Siege KDA would be like a four or something. Bullshit
For like a two point something. I got me. Oh, all I'm saying is this bro. Wait. What does that mean?
Don't test plus 79 LP. What the fuck does that mean? What is that? So that means, okay?
What this means over here is that overall with all your wins and losses on Warwick, you're up 79 LP when you play Warwick.
Wow, and I'm down LP on everybody else. Holy shit!
Yes bro, yes! Yes! Like are you feeling it now?
Yes bro, yes. I'm telling you bro, I can feel it. The winning streak is here.
Now, Jinxie, there's another champion that I was playing a little bit of today that I
think you have the potential of liking.
But we can check this out later if you want to.
His name is WooKong and he's a monkey.
So what WooKong does is his Q makes him have an auto attack, a basic attack that has longer
range and does more damage, your W creates a clone of you that mimics everything you
do but it stands still.
Your E jumps at people and lets you attack more after you jump and your R makes you spin
around and knock everybody up and you can use it twice.
So is Wukong better or worse than Warwick?
Well, Bukong might be good when you actually get higher rank.
Because when you get better, right, and you're playing in higher lobbies, and you need a
champion that does more in teamfights, then Bukong's gonna be good.
But for now, we just wanna bash our head against the keyboard and fuck shit up.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, so you're basically saying once I get to higher elo, Warwick isn't as good?
Yes, exactly.
Wait, why? Why is Warwick not good at high elo? Why?
Because the thing is that champions like Warwick rely on people being retarded.
So what I mean by that is, how do you win against a big bad wolf?
All you gotta do is keep your distance.
Exactly. But in low elo like Iron, people don't do that shit.
So he just runs them the fuck over.
It's like, Jinx imagine it's like you're battling down a highway,
You just down to eight shots and you're about to have fun.
You see a family of four crossing the highway and iron even with a hundred
kilometers to react,
that family of four is going to start doing the disco dance and they're all
going to get wiped out. It's going to be a squad wipe, right?
But in higher elo, it's like that family of four walks out of the way.
So none of them die. Does that make sense? Yes. Okay.
So basically what you're saying is, at what elo do players not just fucking hand out kills?
Well, in every elo it's like a sliding scale, right?
So an iron?
They're thinking of it like this way.
An iron that's like the special ed class?
In bronze?
Bro, oh my god.
Alright, alright, go, go.
So in bronze, it's like the higher end,
it's like the advanced special class.
Then in silver,
do you want me to keep going or no?
All right, come on, go.
Okay, then in silver,
it's like you have the kids of all the parents
that are like drug addicts and give their kids drugs,
so they're all like shooting a heroin.
Then in gold, it's like,
it's all the people that they get in fights,
but they still kind of listen.
Then in platinum,
You have the people that think they're hot shit,
but in reality, they're not even that smart.
And Diamond, or actually Emerald,
Emerald, that's where it's like you're in the normal class,
right?
And like half the kids don't listen,
the other half try, but it's like in general,
it's a fucking shit show.
Then in Diamond, right?
That's where it's like, you're starting to get the people
where it's like everyone's starting to kind of listen,
and Master Plus is like the advanced classes.
Bro, okay, I think you explained that well, dude.
So here's my question, though, Don Tess.
Yep.
If I play League of Legends every day for the next year, what rank would I be?
Challenger.
Are you, bro, are you serious or are you kidding me?
Like, and listen, I know your chat is going to set them, they'd be like, la la la la la,
but I swear to God, and I'll tell you why.
Jingsy the thing about you is it's like okay think of it like this I'm like
your flashlight except you can have me whenever you want and when you use me I
coach your dick on how to fuck does that make sense so it's like brother like
yo are you okay legitimately are you good what the fuck the fuck did you say
do you need me to repeat it yes so it's like I'm your flashlight and you can have
me whenever you want but every time you put your dick inside me I grab it and I
show you exactly how to fuck and then it's like I'm telling you that after a
year you're gonna be like a fucking porn star does that make sense because
you're getting the live coaching bro every single game does this make sense
snow yeah I don't know if has there ever been a league player who's actually
done live coaching and they're all their games no I think you're literally the
first all right so wait do you want me to learn
buko well it depends but I want you to do is when you feel like warwick's
getting a little bit old because you only have 10 games right but when you
tell me like don't tell us I'm gonna be honest I don't really like warwick
anymore then we're going to go for bukong does that make sense like what I
want to like what jungler could I use to get challenger like what jungler jing see
jing see let me explain something to you and I'm gonna explain this once and then
after that you're gonna understand okay if you have somebody that wants to be the
mightiest warrior on the planet right do you think it would be better if that
person, could train with every weapon until he becomes the strongest or if he
would only use the sword but now he could get fucked in battle against the
Bonaro.
Proudly every weapon. Every weapon, yeah. Exactly, yes. So the thing is, Jinxie, that the way
League of Legends works is when you have the basics down, when you know what's
going on, when you know how to click, when you use your abilities, when you know
how to make plans, when you're not dilly-dallying, when you know how to gank,
When you know to play around vision when you know how to do all these things every single champion you use is like a weapon in your
Arsenal so the thing is that it's not like right now. We were sitting here and we're like no Jinxie
You need to play this this is this is this you don't right what you need to do Jinxie
It's you need to have fun and when we eventually get to a rank where now it's like okay
I'm gonna be honest the games feel rough because your champ isn't good enough
then we can just switch over and you're already gonna be better. It's like
think of it like this. It's like every day you're going into the gym, right? And
then one day you're like, I want to be a construction worker, but you've already
went to gym every day. So it doesn't matter if you're putting up steel beams,
if you're like painting walls, or if you're like fucking same and beating up
toddlers, what matters is the fact that you're physically fit enough to do
whatever you want does that make sense actually I'm not a lot actually understand
exactly what you're saying bro I wait I actually understand exactly what you just
said okay I get it okay um so here's my thing bro it's probably a good idea for
me to only play jungler right because then if I start learning like top mid I'm
just gonna be a what's the saying bro no I know the saying I know it um would you
rather be a jack of all trades master of none or a master of one. So let me
explain it to you, okay. It's not even like that. So the problem is with
laning, you can see, is that right now you skipped the learning process for
League of Legends. So you are on nightmare mode. Normally when people play
League, they've already been playing computer games for years, right? So what
What they're doing is they already know how the keyboard works.
They know how to type.
They know how to do all these things, right?
And for you, the problem that we're finding is that you didn't go through the level 1-30
process that most people go through, which is where they do, for example, bots, they'll
do like normals, they'll do all these different things that allow them to get better, right?
You just kind of went straight to the ranked mode, right?
Are you following?
Yeah, wait, don't test, sorry, my stream just exploded.
Okay, I gotcha, I'll wait.
It should be coming back now.
I just like completely lagged out.
I think that kid is DDoSing me again, bro.
This motherfucker.
Do you have dynamic IP?
Like from your ISP?
Yeah, I don't know.
Bro, why is my...
What the fuck?
Is they back?
Okay, don't test.
Explain what you just explained again. You said the problem what for me is yeah, so early stage, okay?
So I'll use like an analogy, okay?
It's like think of it this way most people when they become sprinters, right?
They're they like first learn how to crawl then they learn how to walk then they'll jog around the track
They'll go back to walking when they're tired
Then eventually over time they get to a point where they're like running and then they learn how to sprint, right?
And that's like normal people, right?
Yeah
Yeah, so what you did is it's like you spawned in and you said fuck crawling
I'm gonna become the next Usain Bolt and then you just instantly entered a sprinting competition
Against other people when you're in a wheelchair. Does that make sense?
Okay, yeah, I got you wait chat. Why are you guys saying real voice real voice? What the fuck are y'all saying?
Okay, so don't ask.
So are you saying that jungler is the easiest entry role?
Okay, yes, and I'll explain why.
Let's say Jinx, so you're playing top lane.
What champion would you play?
Mordekaiser or Garius.
Okay, cool.
Imagine you lock in Mordekaiser.
Do you know what Aurora does?
No, do you know what fiora does? No, do you know what jacks does?
No, do you know what h-hawks does?
Do you know what?
Orn does
Exactly so the problem is that if you would play top lane
What would happen is is that you would play against people and you wouldn't even know what the fuck they're doing
So you would have to learn what the enemy does while you're learning what you do
And you have to learn every single time you're gonna win fights when the enemy team wouldn't win fights
And you would legitimately drop 15 deaths a game and you would not want to play League after two days
Okay, got it. Okay. Okay, so bro what I what I'm doing right now though is I'm just kind of shitting on people with warwick
and having fun.
Should I just keep doing that for now?
Listen, rule one of League of Legends, unironically, is you play whatever you have fun on.
If you have fun running around the map, chasing people down, hiding in bushes and then leaping
at them and slashing their throats open, then that's how you're going to play.
If one day you sit there and you're like, Don Tess, I think I'd have more fun doing
this other thing, then we can switch accordingly.
But for as long as you're having fun, that's what matters.
Do you understand?
Yeah, no, that's what I want to do.
Yes.
So wait, can you hit challenger on Warwick?
Has anybody ever done that?
People have?
I think one guy in Europe hit it recently, but he doesn't really have that many.
So look, I'm going to show you something.
Do you see my screen?
Yeah.
I'm in queueing for a game, by the way.
All right.
So look at my screen.
So this is Warwick.
Okay.
And these are his stats in high elo.
So let's say we look over here, right?
We can see that in Iron, Warwick has a 50 per someone, right?
In Silver it's 52.3.
Then in Diamond Plus it's 50.5.
Master Plus is 48, right?
So what this tells me, now let's look back a little bit.
That's not that bad, bro.
What?
It's not that bad, right?
So what this tells me is that-
Maybe I can just get challenger with him, bro.
Yeah, maybe you could actually.
Now the only thing about Warwick though is that there's another website we can use, like
here I'll show you.
Okay?
Bro, chat, 48% is not that bad.
Y'all, 48%?
What's the best in the game, 52?
48 is not that bad, bro.
No, the best is 100.
Yo, Don't test, it's not possible.
Have 100.
Well, the best possible is 100.
Ludwig answered, react, wait, what?
How do I look?
In his recent video?
In his recent video? Yes or no?
Okay, wait, Jinx, do you see what I'm showing you right now?
Yeah, what's your point?
So what I'm showing you right now is that in the world right now,
there is not a single challenger warwick one trick.
The highest is Grandmaster in Europe.
Okay.
So this means that you could probably easily get to-
Wait, wait, they banned Warwick!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh god, wait, show screen, show screen, show screen, show screen, show screen.
Coach, they banned Warwick, coach.
Alright, let's look, let's look. We're gonna figure it out.
Okay, so you have an aspect this game. Do you want to play last year or do you want to try something new?
bro i don't know if trying something new would be a good idea in the middle of a game
but wait man she is blind! oh no
okay jing see you're gonna play fucking franken sign this game
lock him in
no no it's dr dr yep there lock him in
who the fuck is this?
it's franken sign
okay now go in your rooms go in your rooms
whoa whoa what what
Okay, oh thank God
That was that was actually almost horrible. Oh
My god, there had to be a snipe because they were both banned. Yeah, wait, let's watch Ludwig's video down test. You want to watch it?
Yeah, let's see it
Jack let's see what Ludwig says bro. Let's see what Ludwig says
Yeah, let's see what Ludwig says. Yeah, let's see what Ludwig says dude
if I was a question wait Jin see what do you call it when Ludwig takes a shower
a dark shower spud wig yeah wait Jack what's the name of the video
Yeah, I don't know what the name of the video is.
Okay, Jamesy, what do you call it when Ludwig puts a battery in his remote controller but it doesn't work?
Bro, I don't know.
Dudwig.
Bro.
What do you call it when Ludwig goes to the bathroom?
Bro shut the fuck up, that's it!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
What's the name of it?
Chad, what's the name of the video?
It's not on his main channel. It's not on his main channel. Do you guys lie?
Crudwig
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I won't do it again
Lot of win. Oh, okay. Now the chat says the channel. It's all
Lot of win. Okay
My response to Dixie Jinxie saw you call. Okay
Let's see chat chat. Let's see what Ludwig says dude
Jinx you saw you call him out. What did Jinx you say about it? Who got the clip? I did start some drama
Yeah, I get a little dramatic. Whatever. Yeah, oops. Sorry that pissed some people off Jinx
He wants to hit emerald. He said he's gonna get a higher rank than you really
Okay, yeah, so waffs so okay, bro. How many hours did he actually play to reach flat?
I think it's like 4000
Wait, wait, wait what what what?
He played for 4,000 hours?
Probably, but you can do it in 5
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, yo chat
Are we dead ass?
Wait, wait, 4,000 hours?
No, I'm gonna keep it real. I was just spreading misinformation for fun. I have no idea how many hours it was
Okay, I didn't okay
Thousand fucking messages in my chat and this is what you just dropped
What
Rubik's okay, you're kind of like fucking messages in my chat bro. Got him
Chatter's like a lot of it says that I don't get good at any games that I play any of the new games that I play
But the thing is chat I
I have reached the highest rank in Rainbow Six Siege for every year for six years in a row and on top of that
I was a top 1,700 player in the world with a clash royale out of a hundred million players
So at the end of the day chat the games that I do play I get really good at that
Just saying RT I can't even hate bro because you
or genuinely 35 years old and it's like you're still out here doing fucking
rick roll like a gamer guy i would ban you bro but like honestly fellow 30 year old
honestly hope you have a good day hope the back's healthy make sure to deadlift
bro where's the video i can't even talk about it wait deadlift thing isn't even good for your
back you can fuck it up with it 35 year old i turned 30 on saturday wait really not just
yeah you should like genuinely you should not deadlift that's so dangerous no here's the
the jingsy live react did you care what a lot of weight
said about you did listen to your smile in your face
what happens
waiting to see positive for a second
did he say I was the better jungler
no jingsy positive for one second is a sign
okay
right now we're reacting
to what we're reacting
to you
reacting
to what we're reacting
to what you
did in your tournament
all my bad actually
bro it's pathetic he's being guided by a genuine challenger level jungler
but it's like watching ratatouille
if it was only the first five minutes
where remi could not get a grip on that red heads fucking chef behaviors
okay
Come on, bro. It's like chat. It's not that bad. I'm actually up. You love with Warwick guys. It's not that bad
There is no chemistry. There is no synergy. There is no skill
Let me be clear. You are not the better jungler now, and you will never be the better jungler
Let's continue the clip. Wait, dude. I was obviously kidding Ludwig. I'm an iron tune, bro
I don't think I'm a better jungler than you. Look check this wrong. What dude Ludwig?
I obviously know that you're better than me. I'm iron too. Wait wait Jinxie pause it pause it pause that and you share something
Bro, this is not drama. This is like Jinxie. Jinxie look at what I sent you and click it
In discord yep, yep look at the link
What's this that's Ludwig's account and I want you to do something right now, okay?
do you see what it says ranked flex you see that win rate yeah what is ranked
flex you mean that means that it's ranked we can queue up with five people
his win rate in ranked flex is 11% your win rate in solo queue is 45% that
sounds better to me doesn't it
see but what does that even mean bro what does that mean I don't understand what that means
It means look look right now right now you're seeing his brand solo games, okay?
And every single game he's played he's either lost or gotten carried
But you're the one that does the carrying this that makes sense
Bro don't ask you psycho path. Yo, bro. I already
Don't ask you can't convince me that I'm better than it. You are
Bro, I want to be better than him, but right now. I am not better than him, bro. All right, okay
Like bro don't ask come on dude
I just believe I'm gonna get me wrong. I want to be better than him, but right now. I'm not
You didn't want controversy then you shouldn't have come the king and not believe this shit that chudwig said about you
Not my sorry Dante's it is Ludwig chudwig the German name check the clip. Okay?
Okay, okay. I'm in it. I'm no way. I never saw this tweet
Ludwig there a way to find out how many matches play Diaz because I want to scale myself up to him
I can add them up for you if you want
Okay, Jinxie for changing games when they get harder to play
Man fuck Twitter these are actual vultures. I'm in a minute. Are you talking to me? See yep?
I'm looking can call out Jinxie real quick by the way. I like the Jinxie streams
I think what Jinxie does when he finds a new community. He dives into a new game is awesome
But I'm gonna say it and everybody knows that this is a fucking fact
Jinxie abuses a
A simple thing we all know very well, bro. I still understand why imagine dragons is in this
Where did the imagine dragons come from the Dunning Kruger effect because
I'm about to show you just keep keep watching the clip. I bring it up
Okay, I thought everyone knew the Dunning Kruger effect. Okay, don't okay, bro
So, Ludwig, not everyone knows some fucking bullshit fucking buzzword, bro.
Not everybody knows.
Ah, don't ask.
Did you know Dunning Kruger, bro?
Robin, to be honest, I don't even know what I ate for breakfast this morning.
Exactly, bro.
I don't know what Dunn Kruger is.
That's the first one.
Okay.
All right.
Do you think he got it?
Because I think he just opened it and then stared at words.
I don't think he- okay.
Okay, I can read.
Yo, does luck think that I'm a fucking infant?
Yo, yeah, I could read, bro.
I could read.
Hicks up a game.
And he loves that first month where you get so good at it
because you go from knowing nothing at all
to knowing so much-
Yes, that is the best part of any game.
Or knowing actually what your R does or your Q does.
All right, how to play league,
How to flip recent rockers, whatever it is.
Why is Imagine Dragons playing?
He said it's just,
he's the one that finds out how much extra work
there is to do, he bounces to a new game.
He like, Jack, is he wrong?
Not really, no.
So how's his drama?
I just clocked him.
Hi, Coot.
Dude, did he just say he clocked me?
Okay, bro.
Ludwig, what the hell did?
He's not really wrong, Jack.
Did he just clock me, Chad?
Like, Chad, I'm never gonna...
Like, when I play Rocket League, right?
I'm never gonna...
But like, the thing is, how many months in a row did Ludwig play League, bro?
Chad, how many months in a row?
Douglas, do you know anything about this information, or are you just spewing misinformation?
Okay, so, Jin C, over the course of his life, Ludwig has played over 800 ranked games alone,
not including normals.
Well, no fucking shit, he's better than me! What the fuck!
800?
Yep.
How many have I played? My account isn't even mine.
How many have I played? 30?
20?
You played like...
I did not even 40.
Kid SSL, dude.
Like, I just... I just played a game because it's fun.
What's this new game?
Hello, Coots.
Hit Plat, League, Jinxie.
Hit Plat!
This is his, okay, so this is what this is about.
Bro, didn't this guy, a Moo Moo one trick to Platch?
No, no, I had a fiddle six, I had a fiddle six.
See, Dantez, you spread misinformation, bro.
Why?
You did a Moo Moo one trick
that went on a winning streak in it, Black.
That's why I said it.
Jyncey, Jyncey, Jyncey.
You're making me lose, I'm losing the argument.
Jyncey, Jyncey, open my stream, let me show you something.
Bro, because now I lose the argument
because he fiddle six.
No, no, no, let me show you something,
let me show you something.
Did you see my screen?
Okay, so look at this.
He hit Platinum in Season 14 Split 3 and Season 15, right?
In Season 14 Split 3, Ludwig had a 48% win rate over 200 games on Fiddle Sticks.
He had a 0% win rate on every jungler besides the Moo Moo.
No, he didn't play fiddlesticks. He lost on fiddlesticks in season 15
Yep, I got you and in season 15
He only played 50 games and the only reason he had plot is because in your first 50 games
You start higher elo and you get plus 30 LP a game. So no, Jynxie. He is not slaying that clock right now
He's the one getting clocked continue. You actually just made wow. Oh my god
Wait, you have the receipts to girl as you should and right jinx away. Wait hold on last thing before before you go
In season 15 money hit pattern for the second time his overall win rate was 46%
It wasn't even about 50
Because riot tries to make it sudden your first 50 games you automatically climb so that then you think you improved
So that afterwards you play more so it's like inflation in the economy right like every year the cost of living goes up
Right, but in League of Legends. It's the opposite every year. They had just inflate your fucking rank
So if you end the same rank in two seasons, then it's like you actually get worse because you should have climbed
Wow, okay
clock it clock it clock it clock it clock it clock it clock it clock it
bro how does fucking emerald sound buster
fuck i want to chew up right now don't don't leave league a silver player
but he is right here i'll give him this bro chat if i play league and quit in
iron bro i should be literally like i should be punched in the face bro
like i should be soft in the face if i leave league of legends
this absolute mountainous mountain climb challenging game.
Like I'm a loser.
The key is right here.
I'm not gonna lie.
He's clocking it.
He's clocking.
And this is not me.
What are we talking about?
What do we broke?
But Ludwig, okay.
Can I offer a reputable bro?
Yeah, please.
Ludwig, what if I hit Emerald and leave bro?
What if I hit Emerald?
Then what?
Dude, do you realize how brutal of a mod that would be,
bro?
Don't test.
Do you realize how brutal of a mod?
Bro, I'm going to be honest.
If you hit Emerald in League, he could never come back from that.
No, he would have to like get an ass pat that says Jinxie is my daddy.
What if I hit Emerald?
What are you talking about?
What if I wake up tomorrow with a 7 inch penis?
My whole life will be different.
But I have to wake up every morning with 4 and a half.
Rock hard.
It is what it is.
That's what I was gifted.
What are you talking about?
I'm 5.2 erect.
I can't even say anything there.
What are you talking about, bro?
My grandmother has wheels.
She'd be a car.
Like you can't just live in a fairytale universe. What if this what if that you're not close to emerald?
You're not close because isn't mudweights peak flat because now I have motivation
It's on flat, but okay. Didn't get the lowest
Calibre of platinum like the worst form of flat. Yes, you can see it's like in rainbow six
Someone hits platinum for literally zero matchmaking rating like platinum for zero rating
And then they call themselves a plat palier because he hit platinum for 0p didn't play for the rest of the season
Next season had a negative win rate got platinum for like 50 LP and then just stop playing
Yeah, cuz like if he were like a platinum one jungler versus him, it's like way better, right?
Like they're gonna be way better than this. Yeah
But technically they're both plat quote-unquote. Yeah, it's like that in siege to people will like
barely touch a rank and then so he's really basically honestly he's just
like a really good gold jungler if we're being honest well not even because
again Jinx you remember his the only reason he had platt for the first time
was because he went on the lucky win streak from silver all the way to platinum
on the last day of the season literally the last gaming session yes I'm not
kidding it's the only reason why he ever had platt he started the day silver to
I remember like it was yesterday started the day silver two and then afterwards got platinum four, right?
But then the next season he had negative win rate
But he still hit platinum because he ended the season before so that means Jin see that
You could unironically outrank him even if he tries as hard as this season even though he has a head start easily
I don't know about this season, but maybe next season
I don't know how long is the season a year or something six months it ends in like December
Okay, I'm a two-time platinum player by the way
Jinxy Jinxy listen to this Ludwig's peak isn't like Jinxy pause it for a second. It's hard stuck silver
Do you know what a Siamese twin is?
It's somebody who is
attached to you or something? Yeah exactly. When Ludwig says he is a two-time
plot player, it's like somebody fucks a Siamese twin and then says their body
count is two. Does that make sense? I actually, I'm not even kidding, I actually know exactly what you mean with that amount.
Okay, I continue. And then when on a lucky win streak on the last day of the
Season game 500 okay in a single day and then hit platinum for zero P
Okay, bro
Don't ace first off. I love the energy you bring to the Jixi streams. It's been really fun watching you guys collab
Let's not step out of line here, buddy. You've hit challenger with hecram only you tried to go to bot lane it fucking failed. Oh
oh shit now we can bring up facts about each other all damn day when we bring
them up let's bring them up correctly I did not hit flat once luckily I hit
flat twice and I'm about to hit plate okay one thing I want to say though chat
I don't like how he says flat flat to them for I hit platinum for twice I
don't like how he says flat because people do it in Siege they're like oh
Oh, yeah, I'm a diamond player and then it's like they hit diamond five one time with a point nine KD and seven hundred games playing that 49%
Brother call it what it is. You're a platinum for I'm an iron to you're a platinum for let's not throw around the word
Platte that's disrespectful to platte once again this season
Three-time platte is not a luck streak. It is a trend
And let's continue.
Wait, Jinx, he paused it.
Three times, Platinum 4.
Yes, continue.
Yes, so I was going to say, if Ludwig wants to talk about trends,
he can talk about the fact that if he would have kept playing
in season 15 with a 46% win rate,
he would have probably ended the season gold.
He's saying he got the box.
He touched Platinum with the tip of his finger, Jim.
I need to talk about it.
Twice.
Sally's feeling.
Yes, you touched the bottom of flat twice.
Yes.
I think we're on the same page, bro.
Yeah.
He touched the worst caliber of black.
The worst caliber of black twice.
Hey, bat, bro.
Hey, so what if I get emerald, by the way?
What then, Dantez, how long would that take?
You can do Emerald in six months if you ground really hard probably.
I'm gonna be honest, Jinxie.
Dude, do you want me to be honest with you right now?
Yeah, like from the bottom of my heart, don't be a crown blush.
How long does Emerald take in League?
If you play League of Legends every day, even for only two to three hours,
by the end of the summer, you're diamond.
Okay, Dante's is actually delusional.
There's not a university that's diamond by in the summer.
Wait, Jinxie Pazzo, let me just say something.
something, that everyone in life is going to call you delusional until you prove them
wrong.
Because the reason why they have a conception of what is realistic is because they limit
themselves by what they think is possible.
And if you ever break a barrier of what they think is possible or think that you have the
capability to, then they just want to refer to you as delusional so that they can keep
whatever conception they have in their mind of whatever's possible being only achievable
by them.
So it's not a thing of undelusional.
I just recognize that you can break barriers and you can sit there and fucking be a trail
blazer in the jungle.
That's the difference.
I see.
Okay.
And I like that Ludwig's jungler too and I'm jungler.
I like that we're the same role.
Well, you know what you could do one day? Pause it.
One day what you could even do is you could tell Ludwig to assemble a team of four people
And then you do the same and then you and him have some kind of grudge match
Bro, but I like
No, because then it would just come down to who has a better team, bro. I just I just want to
Get better right now. That's all I want to do right now. I just want to get better at me. That's all I focus on
I like I play a bunch of other games too, so it's hard to just focus on league
But like right now when I can I just want to get better at league because I really do want to see my own
Personal progress over the next year. You know what I mean? I play league once or twice a week
I just want to keep at it and just see where I'm at. You know what I mean? Yep
I know I'm sure it's that three months. There's no way
There's impossible, but okay the other thing though
I don't like want to play like I don't want to play league just because of life
what rank I could get in League.
Like that's cool, I love ranks and stuff,
but I like League because it's really challenging.
Like that's why I like League.
It's not really like, it's not like Valorant or CS
where it's like, oh, my aim is shit,
and you know, I learned the characters
and then opening my end gets better.
Like I like League because it's so fucking challenging.
That's why I like League.
Like that's why it reminds me of when I got into Siege,
and I've said that so many times,
but like Siege was so challenging, bro.
The reason why I like League of Legends
because it's such an overwhelming game.
That's the addicting part about it.
It's fun learning stuff.
Can we stop typing Goom Tamia?
There's one psychotic guy in this YouTube chat
that was like, I stopped typing this.
Watch the video or leave.
Impossible.
That's impossible.
Not for any, like it's Timmy could do it, probably,
but like, yeah, it's no way.
It's Timmy could, yeah, it's Timmy's
the best gamer of all time.
No way, no way, no way.
Yeah, but it's Timmy, Gamer of the Year 2023.
I'm not even kidding, I swear to God.
I swear to God.
Okay, first off, God's not happy about that
because it's a lie on his name.
Second off, you could hit Emerald in six months, 100%.
He could probably hit Diamond.
There's a universe you can hit Diamond by the end of the year.
There's a universe.
It is very slim.
That gives you about seven months.
No, eight months, you may be diamond by the end of the year.
Diamond within a year, very achievable.
I can see the edits right now.
It's January 4th, 2027.
And I'm masters three, just sprinting around the map with war weapon.
Like I could see this night.
See the head chat.
Even though I was realized I could see the edits right now.
But Dante's also told Jinxie he could hit master in a year in nursing.
No way.
And that's, and that's my fucking coach right there.
Yep.
to a point where later on, once you get to higher ELOS, you might have to actually get
a little bit of a different champ pool, but Warwick easily gets you to, I would say, Gold
or Plat, and then after that it's just about finding the secret sauce that pushes you all
the way to Diamond. I swear to God. Bro, but isn't Summer ending in like three months?
Yes! Exactly! Yeah, but the problem with Summer is that you blink and it's already over, so
that's why we gotta lock this shit up. Bro, but I think you're biased, bro, so I have
Let me ask Bernard. Let me ask Bernard, dude.
Alright, I think Bernard is an A.I. assistant.
Bernard!
If I play League of Legends
every day for one to two hours a day,
how long would it take me to...
What was that noise?
Bernard!
You made the noise!
Bernard, listen, how long would it take me to reach every League of Legends?
If I play two hours a day, every day.
Alright, bro, realistically, it depends on how quickly you improve.
But if you're starting from scratch, let's say Ion or Bronze,
It could take anywhere from a couple of months to half a year.
If you've got some gameshakes already, it'll be faster.
Just keep that grind steady.
See, even if I die, please, no!
Bernard's range is fair, but I think six months is more accurate.
Thank you, Bernard.
Thank you, dude.
Interesting, chat.
Interesting.
OK.
All right, man.
All right, so, well, I have a new goal, bro.
Pass Ludwig and League of Legends.
The thing about passing me in League of Legends,
it is like trying to reach the end of the universe.
You find out.
Yo.
You're like average Joe next door neighbor. What did you just say? Bro, do you think he's
f**king faker?
Like replay that, replay that.
Bro, what did this guy just say?
Did someone make an edit where it's like him saying trying to reach my neighbor?
Rank is like you trying to shun of the universe and then it's just like an edit of him doing like a bad play
Just like going in a diner
It is like trying to reach the end of the universe you find out that space is expanding because I am not gonna be emerald by the
End of the summer brother. I'm gonna be
diamond
Let's work on flat
Joe they give it to your wife bro. This is interesting
It's good. I like the motivation, bro. I like the motivation. It's good. It's good, bro
It's good
But alright, bro, are we ready to fucking play finally, let me before we start Jinx, I just want to ask you a question
Yeah
And I want you to be completely honest here, and I don't want you to say anything you don't believe, okay?
Do you think it's delusional to think that you can hit Diamond by the end of this summer?
Do you mean, like, January 1st, 2027?
No, no, no, I'm talking about Diamond by the end of this summer.
I'm talking about Diamond by September.
Do you think it's delusional to think that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Now let me ask you a question, Jinxie.
Do you think that it's delusional for a little 18-year-old kid streaming every day with one
year to one viewer?
Is it delusional for that kid to think that one day in a few years he's going to become
I'm a 2023 gamer of the year.
Wow.
Now they say it like that.
But bro, I really do believe, like, is there a world where I could hit Diamond in four months if there was a gun to my head?
And I had to throw away my entire streaming career, social life, personal life, and play the game 12 hours a day?
Sure. Yeah, if I play the game 12 hours a day for three months, maybe
But bro, I
Don't want to do that. Like I want to play league as like a side game and you can I go and it's possible for you to
Jensie the only thing you have to do and I'm not king when I say this is just play league whenever you feel like it
You don't have to sit there. You don't have to study the game. You don't have to play 800 games
You don't have to have a 90% someone rate. You don't have to play tanks every game
You don't have to be a metastate. The only thing you have to do, Jinxie, is keep being delusional
Because if you don't believe in yourself, then why the FUCK should anybody else?
And when other people are gonna think that what you're saying is unrealistic or what you're trying to accomplish is unrealistic
The only thing you have to do is be so secure in the knowledge that you have what it takes that you don't let
anything that they say get to you
That's all you have to do because if you believe in yourself and you have the
chance and the opportunity to impact your own reality then why the fuck would
what other people think is possible ever impact what you're doing and where
you're able to do.
That is the most beautiful fucking speech I've ever heard in my life.
Let's go! Come on! Iron One!
Are you ready?
Bro, I'm gonna go pee. High-vives! Lock Warwick, motherfucker!
Alright, let's do it. High-vives. High-vives, we're banning Ramus, we're locking in Warwick. Let's get it done.
Alright, so guys, listen.
I'm actually gonna piss too. Come on, then I can lock in. One sec.
of
Alright, guys, when Jinxie comes back, should I hit him with the most demonic one-liner
ever?
That's going to change not only his view, but also many of your guys' yes or no.
Do we do it?
So I hit him with the one liner. Yes.
All right.
All right, bro. Hey, down test.
Yep. Listen to me, bro. Listen up, down test.
Seriously. I'm listening. Listen to what I'm about to say.
All right. Yep.
We didn't do all of that talking and, you know,
back and forth with Ludwig to go into this iron two lobby
and play like an idiot. So now it's time for me to play proper.
And I'm going to play like productive, smart, intelligent,
smart, intelligent, meek and budget.
Okay.
I'm not, like I'm not queuing to lose, bruh, all right?
All right.
No, Jynxie.
Jynxie, we're gonna win.
I just wanna tell you one last thing.
Are you ready for this?
Talk to me, bruh.
Okay.
To be content.
What the fuck is HighBuy's typing?
Just ignore HighBuy's, listen!
Are you ready?
All right, what's up?
Okay.
To be content with mediocrity is to be realistic.
to aspire for greatness is to be delusional. Remember that.
I got it.
All right.
Trust me, bro, you're talking to the right guy, dude.
You're talking to the right guy.
All right, so now are you ready to get fucking burnt?
Yes, Murrow.
Don't test, I've been delusional my entire life,
bro, it'll never change, dude.
And that's why you are where you are.
So next time somebody calls you delusional,
you just say thanks for the fucking compliment,
And then you mugged the entire fucking bloodline.
Got it.
Yes, sir.
All right, man.
Let's go.
If I lose, I swear to God if I lose, come on.
You can't.
Also, look at the eunora splash art.
Whoa.
Heh.
So, Chad, what is the odds of us hitting bronze tonight
before the Drake album?
We need what, seven wins, no losses?
Yep.
All right, so now GenC. Let's go. I want you to I want you to start talking to me, right?
Because yeah, because listen, I want you to start talking to me. Tell me what you're doing and all that kind of stuff
Because we're gonna want to get to a point one day, right?
Where I'm just like an add-on like I just want to be the carry on top, but you're the fucking delicious
Ice cream. Does that make sense?
Okay, all right, perfect
This is going to be a 5 hour League of Legends session bro, until midnight until the Drake
Drums.
This is going to be the longest I've played League.
Let's make it an undefeated winning streak.
I'm already on a 2 game winning streak from the other night.
Yesterday, let's make this a 10 game winning streak.
Alright, let's play Perfact.
Listen, listen.
It's not even going to be fucking Perfact.
You're going to be fucking making them Per-Four-Fact.
You understand?
Off to a good start, Kaleigh.
Alright.
Okay, so now let's go.
You don't have to drone right now.
These guys are so...
Wow, these guys are dead.
Listen, your teams are in good, but for now, remember, like early stages, early...
You can't drone because it's not like I can gank anyway, so it's not like I can act off
the information anyway.
Yep.
So that's why it's like right now, like you can drone if you want, but it's like you
should be kiting your camp and set, right?
Because this time that you're spawning droning, instead of you're kiting your camp, it would
actually help out your game.
Because for you, droning doesn't matter until you're hitting the blue buff anyways.
Does that make sense?
Got it.
Use your smite.
Second camp.
Always smite.
Good.
Nice.
So now what we're going to be doing is we're going to be looking for all that.
So now, Jinxie, when you're hitting this, I want you to auto each of them once, don't?
And now go for the wrappers.
There you go.
Now the problem right now that I'm noticing is that you're droning too much so you're
not kiting your camps enough.
Focus on kiting your camps.
You don't have to overload yourself with information to make it too complicated.
Only when you're either walking to a new camp or when you're doing your blue buff
But for now you're just chilling auto each of the small ones one time after the big one dies
All right, and I'll go for your wolves good
This is good
So don't forget on these camps you're always gonna want to Q and E okay, so auto and then Q
So how you normally want to do it? There you go like that
So that's how you always want to do it so that you cancel your
Your auto attack right with your two animation
So you're always gonna want to auto then Q whenever you're starting a camp. Okay good
Okay, so now go for your blue
This is good. Just go for the blue go for the blue. You're good. Do not get baited
This is the number one trap that happens to junglers is they get baited and it fucks up everything if your body's winning good for your ball
We're gonna worry about that once our camps are done, right? We're gonna be okay
Exactly we don't give a fuck about them bro. They can fucking drown to death for all we care
We're just gonna use our heads as they're flailing for what for air and we're gonna use their heads to keep ourselves afloat
Does that make sense?
Yep
Perfect. So now what we're gonna do is we're going for the gromp and then we're going for the the crab control W
control W control W now we can drone a little bit okay all right so kill the
crab so your top laner is shoved in right and your mid laner is also shoved in
so what that means is you can play for the double crab okay whenever whenever
your laners are shoved in you want to take advantage okay my shoved in like
pushing them back exactly yes so when you're shoving it in it means the enemies
under tower. When you're getting shoved in, it means that they're under your tower, okay?
Because it's about the state of where the minion wave is, okay? No, get this! Okay,
this is fun. Do not chase, do not chase, do not chase, right? Chasing here, it's not worth
it. So you're gonna back off, recall. Now, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B,
B, good. Just recall here. You should be fine.
I like your intensity tonight, Vontaf.
Listen, I got you with it yesterday. The energy was feeling a little bit off
So I said today we're gonna fucking bring it back get another longsword look at your inventory
No, no go back go back go back to your base by another longsword when you have the gold in your inventory
You always want to spend it okay, so right click right click another sword this sword this sort that a bit this
So there you go good perfect. Okay, so now go to the Krugs
So in the future right click something that was already check mark. I did not know that yeah, no
It's all it's all the noise so that's why Jinx in the future what we're gonna want to do is we're gonna have to get to a
Point where you can look at that gold number yourself and then know what you can already buy right because right now
It's like you're walking into the grocery store and you have a budget
But you're just choosing random items, right, but we want to stick to the budget right like really exactly yeah
Yes, good good. So now let's go for the rappers. Let's get it done
Yeah
All right, all right, so now Jinxy you will you will but you just got a play like it then that's all it is
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna auto all of them once this is good and I'll go to your walls good
Good nice. I like seeing that so now go to your walls and afterwards. It's a gromp
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're playing for the wolves and then after wolves
we're gonna look on the gromp. Now Jinxie, do you think it was good to smite the wolf there?
Yes or no? Do your gromp an answer? No, because I won't have smite with Scott. Exactly! Good! So
that's good! So now let me ask you a question. How can you in the future not waste your
smite then. It's timers yes but it's also making a plan because if in your
brain I want to do the dragon do the dragon right now if in your brain you
would have said I want to do the dragon after the world after the gromp then you
would have never used your smite on the wolves right so the problem isn't the
fact that you smited the wolves it said you didn't create a plan do you
understand? Yep. Good. Alright, that's good. Because listen, Jinxie, these are the habits
that are going to separate you from everyone else at your elo. And this is why I say for
your diamond is easy. Because what I'm telling you right now, it's like you're literally
getting challenger information. So all you have to do is just apply all of this. And
if you're applying it, then you're just waiting to clock out the amount of games until you
are challenger. Does that make sense? No, I understand. Thank you. Coach, what's my
When it's red, it's 1000. So I want to press B. I'm going to explain to you how this works.
No, no, no, no, no, no, because I can explain it to you. So do you see that blue thing in
your inventory? The first thing that you bought this game?
So buy the Tiamat and buy the, right click the board, the brother and king.
Yep. So now, Jinxie, what I'm trying to say is look in your inventory. The first thing that you bought this game,
this game the blue thing with the number 17 do you see it so when the game
starts off that says 35 every time you kill a jungle monster goes down by one
when it goes to 20 your smite does a thousand damage when it goes to zero and
it disappears your smite does 1400 damage you understand got it got it got
it got it okay good good so that's how you can sit there as a player and you
You can know when you're going to have it upgraded.
It's after you get it below 20, at or below 20.
And then when it disappears completely, 1,400.
So is the way to, like the more you smite, the faster does it upgrade?
It's out of order.
No, no, no.
So the smite numbers go down, it goes down when you kill a camp.
So when you kill the Krugs, for example, it went from 15 to 14.
When you're going to kill the Raptors, yes.
I could give you more information, but it's gonna overload you for now
All I'm gonna say is randomly sometimes you end up making it go down by two instead of one
Okay, so that's all you have to know
So like right now for example go down by two, but your next three camps. It's gonna go down by one
So I'll explain later once you're ready for that info why that works in the way it does
But for now all you have to know is you kill a monster and go some by one. Okay. I didn't mean to
Yeah, that's fine
Okay, so now, Jengzee, we're going to want to...
I can't get my smite for a buff, by the way.
No, no, no. Okay, so listen, go for the buff, and let me tell you something.
You're at a point now where when your smite is upgraded, you always want to keep one charge of your smite,
either for a gank or objective, and you only ever use smite on a jungle camp
if you already have one in the bank and you're about to get your second.
So right now, since you already have like only one smite,
You want to save it for if there's a fight so what I'm gonna want you to do is hover John bot John bot because we see
Tarek walking up so it's strong but you're okay good
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for this grump and then after we're gonna go for that taric and now because we have
Our smite up it could make it so that gang goes better. You understand go for him
You don't have to W you don't have to W run at the taric. Just run at the taric. This is all you're gonna do run at the taric. Oh
Okay, oh
All right, okay
so
You never really want to be immediately rooted
Yes, so the thing is you never really want to lead immediately with your art because if you are and they like stun you
Then your all this fuck so that's why you wait for them to use your abilities and then you also can catch up to them
Does that make sense?
Yeah, all right now press me press me. There's nothing left to do sure
Yeah, dude, I'm telling you this echo right now. He's they're fucking getting shit on so how about we let him know
That's all chat echo. You're getting fucked
Like you can literally just all chat echo are you a taxpayer in California because you're getting fucked you see what I mean
got it all right so now we're going to look on the the
Krugs and then after the Krugs what are we playing for
Raptors Raptors yes what are we going to do after Raptors
okay tell me all the possibilities you can do after Raptors
buff or
Dragon well no, okay, so go to your wolves and let me explain something
Right now the grubs are up the purple guys in the top river right so you could have actually after your raptors
Gone to take those no no no no you're getting baited you're getting baited no no go from go from go from ignore this
But the reason why you don't actually want to farm your grubs here is because dragon is your priority and it was coming up soon
Okay, so now look bot. Maybe you can skip our wolves to look bot. All right, so run run towards it. Yep. This looks good
All right, so now run drone drone drone. We need information. Okay now go in go in go in go in go in
Good to you to you nice II use it again. You see an II II II
No! Yes! Go Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon!
Okay, now Jinxie, there's something I... No, ignore the Vax. Just take Dragon.
There's something I have to explain you because I...
It's no contest!
You're doing good, I'm telling you. Now, are you ready for me to explain you something about Warwick's W?
Yes. Yes, please.
Okay, so with Warwick's W, all it does is it makes it so that the guy closest to you has that little blood trail.
Okay, but if you're already chasing somebody that has the blood trail then you don't need to use it
Because you're wasting the ability does that make sense press me
What's the point of upgrading it if all it does is show me where people are?
Because when you upgrade it, it gives you more movement speed and more attack speed when you run at people. Yes, exactly
Okay, so now you're gonna want to run straight to the grubs so start pinging your team on the purple fuckers
Nope purple fuckers. There you go. Yep. So I ping now ping on top of your Heimer. Who's your top laner? Your daddy Donger?
There you go. Nice good. There you go. Good communication. So communication is always important
Exactly. Yes. Yes, because when you command them they come does that make sense go for the echo go for the echo
Okay, now you can sit on it you can sit on it sit on the grubs. So now if the echo walks up too far you go for it
So now your goal is you're gonna play on this, but I think yep always do objective before camps if they're both available
And at this stage of the game. Yes, there's a lot more that goes into it because a lot of the time you want to suss lane priority
But for now when you're like help you fucking idiot. No, it's okay. It's okay. You're good
I'm gonna auto it and ran what yeah, he could have but he's a fucking worthless piece of shit scum fuck
So it's fine now. I'm like more like him to get like stolen there. Yep
But yeah, so Jinxie in your elo right now you can always prioritize objectives before camps always
Because most of the time people aren't gonna like contest them when you're higher elo
That's when you're gonna use concepts like lane priority because you see how you pinged your top laner and he walked
Yeah, if your top laner was under turret, what if the enemy team walks and now echoes the one with help and not you?
Exactly. No, yeah, like only go for objectives when it's like free and available.
Exactly, yes. Don't just 1v3 dragon and then die.
Yep. And then save your team. Like a brain dead, iron.
Exactly, and that's even the mistake I wanted to understand that even I make.
Because even me, sometimes I just do it, and then my team's not done, I'm like,
oh, well they can all get cancer. You know what I mean?
Yeah. Okay, so now Jinxie, I want you to hold tab and I want you to see something, are you ready?
look at your CS count what's your what's the number what's the number next
to your character is that the highest time of the game
yep yeah it's a high 10 you see that shit well what is that don't you see that
what what question of that what is that portal thing behind me oh okay ignore
that for now that's too much information for you but essentially that portal is
It's like, you know how every game, there's like a fourth dragon that gives you like a soul?
Yeah.
So the way it works is after your second dragon that you get, or that anybody gets after the second dragon dies,
there's something called a map that spawns, where the entire map becomes slightly different based on the next dragons that are going to spawn until the end.
Wait, what?
Okay, it's too much info, it's too much info.
All right, take your gromp, and then after your gromp, we're gonna look bot, okay?
Sorry, coach, I don't know, my brain is exploded.
Yeah, I know, that's why that's why...
WAAAGH!
Yeah, but you can see...
I have a slotted with a guy, I can't be doing shit like that.
Okay, okay, so look, recall then, recall, recall.
Why am I telling you to recall? Think!
Yeah, I have no camps since 1700 gold, I should always...
Exactly! And what else is there on the other side of the map?
TALK TO ME! Get the merch sheds, mercury sheds.
There you go, yes, so when there's nothing on our side of the map and we see stuff that's fighting on the other side
What do we do?
Exactly, but we don't walk there we recall so we can spend our gold right
Yeah
There you go. All right, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna take the crab because you're mauging the fuck out of him, okay?
Okay, you don't want to, you can smite it, nice I'll fight him.
E, I want you to E, and I want you to control R and then press R.
Okay, that's fine.
Alright, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
GOOD!
EASY AS FUCK BABY!
Scout, I mean bro that was the quickest game of the week I've ever played here.
YES!
I'm not even kidding.
Who gives a fuck, dude?
I wonder what kind of much OP you just got.
How much does that say?
Wow!
24, Jinxy!
24, baby!
Bro, you know what it means?
Do you know what it means, Jinxy?
Do you know what it means?
Yes.
It means that before you were plus 23, now you're plus 24.
That means if you keep winning, you're going to go up to 25, 6, and 7, so you're literally
getting to a point where Riot thinks you are smurfing. So they give you so much more LP
and put you in harder lobbies because they're like, yo, this guy, this jinxy guy, he doesn't
fucking belong here. You know what I mean?
Don't test. Don't test. I'm on a three game winning streak in ranked bro. Holy shit. That's
my first ever three game winning streak chat. First ever, bro.
And listen, by the end of this game it's gonna be a four game win streak. You're gonna go
You won a 50 game win chic straight to fucking silver, understood?
Yes.
All right, Ben Warwick, open your rooms again.
You chose the wrong ones.
Okay, rounding of time, spin DPS.
Third one.
Always this one?
Yep, always.
Yo, I have a question about the rooms.
Yep.
Are they always in the exact same three positions every time for every champion or does it change?
I think sometimes it changes.
But you know what we can actually do?
Like here, we're going to make it right now so you never have to do this shit again.
I want you to click where it says, so lock in, just lock in.
So I want you to click where it says Warwick Lethal Tempo.
No, no, no, no, don't click this, don't click this.
Click where it says Warwick Lethal Tempo, like the actual bar.
OK, fuck.
OK, wait, click the little, the room page next to it,
like the room page next to it.
Yep, there, click it.
OK, click the plus sign at the top, right next to save.
Click the plus.
OK, click on the left one, Precision.
Now click on the lethal tempo, so the second one.
Yep, so there's four.
I'm gonna type, no, okay.
Click the second one, yep.
Click the middle one, yep.
The left one, the right one.
Now click the blue thing.
At the top, you see the little blue one?
It's a, no, no, no, no, the other one.
The second one, not the fourth one.
So click where it says inspiration.
Click that little like symbol, yep there.
Now click the second one, the middle and bottom middle ones, so click again, so click, click yes that one, click.
Okay, good. Now what you're going to do is click the, on below it. You see that little yellow sword?
Okay, click the middle one. Left.
And right. Perfect. Now do save.
And now I want you to, where it says new rune page two to the left of it.
Like you see what it says, new runes page two. Click. No, no, no. Okay, no. No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop.
Okay, never mind. That's it. Yeah, so now backspace all this and name it whatever you want
Name it something, but you need to do it fast name it something fucking insane
Okay, good now press enter enter and save enter and save
Nice
That's fucking J. Wick, baby
Dude, I'm gonna three game winning streak now because that's my biggest winning streak in League of Legends history if we win this this will be for
You're in a row!
Yep!
That's what I'm fucking looking for.
And look, you're against a Hecarim in this game.
Now what does Warwick do to Hecarim?
I actually don't know.
Does he beat Hecarim?
He fucks him in the fucking asshole.
Why?
Because Hecarim's fast, but Warwick's faster?
No, because the thing is that if Hecarim ever tries fighting you, you're just always
a better fighter than he is.
Always.
Got it.
In order for Hecarim to win this matchup, the Hecarim needs to be like insanely good.
this guy's irons are fine let's look at the log we got our team has fought four
irons and a bronze they have they have that guy doesn't have a right wait
don't test why does this kind of have a rank it's because that guy has streamer
mode enabled when you enable streamer mode you can either make it so you can
like no one can see your name or no one can see your name and they also can see
rank. My chat is saying Yanara OMG Yanara. Alright so now Jinxie I want you to buy
your item. Now what did we learn from last game about when we clear early?
Just kite, don't over drone, over drone is just a few things. Exactly yes. So wait my
teammates in my stream we win in this jitty win. There you go. Got to win because then
that's four wins in a row guys. Exactly and listen jitty gets what jitty
wants doesn't he?
Yeah, yes.
But Jinzy, I want you to understand that right now.
It's like, it's like,
okay, let me ask you a question.
Would you ever go to a daycare?
Well, what is this?
It's a word, but answer. Would you ever go to a daycare?
Yes or no?
Um, I mean, if I had a kid
in like 10 years or something.
But imagine like tomorrow, would you go to a daycare?
Yes or no? No.
Because you don't fucking belong there, right?
Yeah, it's the same with you an iron bow. Why the fuck are you so sure if you don't belong here?
You're right. I belong in bronze. Yes
I belong in bronze
You're gonna get it tonight
It's tonight. Don't that's come on. All right, so now what we're doing you're playing for the blue. Oh, it's like this might
Oh god
Ah, yeah, you have to run.
Okay, just Q him.
You need to Q him.
He's just him.
Alright, I'm lucky.
I forgot the smite that's on me.
Yeah.
I was getting excited and I forgot the smite.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, you're getting ghosts at this game.
Hacker room is stream sniping, you think?
One million percent, yes.
Like, it's not even a doubt in my mind.
Go to your red buff.
Your red buff.
Yep, you have to go for your red buff.
It's fine.
It's not like he's gonna be good.
Nope, exactly.
Yes, like it's there not even a doubt in my mind go to your red buff your red buff. Yep. You have to go for your red
No, exactly he ghosts because his parents abandoned him at birth
So as a result he has to watch like streamers and get attention from them because he never got any from his birth parents
Does that make sense? Yes, I deal with that on
okay
So now listen you're going for the red buff, okay
Now what we're gonna do is after the red buff you're gonna go Krugs into wrappers, all right
Now start cutting your camp you can smite this you can smite this
But it's okay listen, it's something that you learn where your smite is like your oh shit button
Where if it looks bad you have to use it. Okay, no Krugs Krugs Krugs
Yep, control W
don't go for this don't go for this you're already too far behind we don't
want you even further behind
alright so now listen you're going to take these
crugs after the crugs you're going raptors okay
raptors yeah but listen I've been smite and I killed him yeah the jinx you
he's ghosting because he's a shitty fucking player and if he doesn't go see
doesn't win so what that means is all you have to do is just play the game
normally and he's gonna fucking lose because of how fucking dog shit he is
it's when they're like watching your stream for information like stream
sniping okay so now you're gonna look on the crab so take the crab do not use
your ear W because he might be fighting you on this and then after this I want
to walk to his blue buff now start pinging on his blue buff while you walk there okay go go top
grab top grab top grab top grab top pop it up yep run on the way through now ping your quay and
then ping him on the top crab go just ignore it just just go to top grab just start ping on the crab
start pinging just start pinging start pinging just ping for help start pinging for help
yeah but i know but start pinging okay jingsy go back go back yeah you know just fight just fight
That's fine, that's okay, that's good.
You got this?
At 600 you smite this.
Uh, no, man, you have to run.
Press E.
Yeah, but you can press E.
Okay, so what we're gonna do now, it's fine.
Listen, the worst thing that we can do right now is tilt.
So as long as we're just chilled,
it's four game win streak.
Now press P and buy your items.
got this shit okay bye bye your team up yep right click the team up good so now
what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk to your grump on your Joan top Joan
top give me the information top okay Joan men Joan men again okay I want you
to walk mid yep you're just gonna walk there through the bush to the bush no
no through the river through the river you don't want to share now she knows
you're coming. Okay, so you have to back up now. Now you have to just go for your
ground. So do you know why that gang failed?
Because you saw me coming. Yep, so how do we avoid having her see you come in the
future? Always cop through the bushes. Exactly, yes, yes. I'm like a kidnapper.
Yep, exactly. It's like we kind of have you going out in broad daylight. You need
to be using the fucking the knights to cover your tracks. Does that make
sense
okay
someone you don't know
okay
so i just want to do this you're you're still fine you're still fine trust me
now what you're going to do is you're gonna go to your raptors and i want to
jump in again
so clear this and then
uh... one more auto-attack one more auto-attack one more not the most of the
most
okay
they're going to wrap this
So we're going to do wrappers into Krugs.
It's a bad early, but you can still come back easily, OK?
Got it.
OK, so how we're going to come back
is you're going to play for the wrappers,
and then after the wrappers, we're
going to go for our Krugs, all right?
Now clear it, clear it.
Nice, good.
OK.
So after the Krugs, we can maybe look on the dragon.
But the reason, oh, look, Hecarim's walking to the dragon.
So now clear your Krugs, and I want
you start pinging your team to go to the dragon. Ping them. Go. Start pinging, spamming. Yep.
There you go. Your phase is already moving. So now finish this as fast as you can and then
walk towards it. Drone bot. Drone on river. Drone on river. Where everyone is drone. Yep.
So now right click there. Right click there. Right click. Yep. Good. So now walk. Now press W,
press W and go in. Press W and go in. Go. Okay. This is good. This is gonna, and this
Get on the ball on that crimp go. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Hold it hold your cue. Yes
Dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon now q on her q on her keep fighting her flash
I want your flash on her nice auto auto auto. Yes. No good job. Good job. Okay
Okay, back up. Oh my gosh, you can't dragon Jinx runway runway runway you can't do this you can't do this
Walk to it. No, not that bush walk to your towards your base towards your base towards your base your base
Okay, I want you to press you right now press you right now now now now and then you again, you know, you know
It's okay listen we focus on the good bro. We focus on the good not the bad
Okay, so now buy your team at let's go you're wasting time buy your team at
right click the blazer on king you have a thousand three hundred gold yep now walk walk there you go
perfect all right yeah no it's okay it's okay I mean you probably do have a clip but not the
good kind so it's it's okay um so now we're so now let's smite the blue smite the blue all right
And then now we're gonna full clear top to bottom, okay?
Listen, you're doing better than Marlin at the very least okay, so you're good
Q it Q it Q it use your abilities one
So when your abilities are on cooldown especially on Warwick when your Q is on cooldown
That's when you can drone as long as you're kiting out the cam still okay
No, no, no go for the wolves the wolves the wolves the wolves
So it's because right now you just clear the grump. So if you clear the grump and then you do grubs and then afterwards you walk back, then it kind of fucks up this quadrant.
So you always want to clear a quadrant before going. So now go for the crab. Now you can go for the crab. So it's like, think of it like you always want to clear a quadrant, right?
Or not even start one before you go for plays. That way if timers get fucked, it only gets fucked on one side of the map. You see what I'm getting at?
Yeah, but I don't have my smites, I don't think I should have hit the crab.
No, that's okay, you're good. So press E, I want you to press E, E, E, E.
Yeah, whatever, just go clear your wrappers, go clear wrappers.
We don't have to be too worried right now. We got this shit. We got Jettie Wick.
We count this with Jettie Wick, can we?
I just wrecked while watching your gameplay, your dog shit.
Alright.
You crashed your car watching my- wait, hold on, I can fight that.
No, go for the red.
Listen, Navier should know a lot about dog shit considering that's what his foster parents
fed him every single day inside of real food for years, right?
Okay, so like now what you're gonna do is you're gonna be going for the red and then
after the red we're gonna go for the Krugs.
Now I want you to do drone bot, drone bot, show me what's happening there.
you're clearing this drone okay so smite this and then we can run bot smite this
and then we run bot there you go good all right so now let's go run bot run
bot let's go you do not need to press W because you already have your mark on
them run at them good nice I like that you walk through okay press W that's
good okay now hold Q you alright E E auto attack the misfortune you need to
auto attack the misfortune auto attack the misfortune good okay nice all right
so now Jin see you're gonna want to recall actually press P press P press P
okay so you need 2000 gold that you can't wait so now recall Jin see I want
you to get used to holding Q okay when you're trying to run people down you
You have to hold Q, okay?
Got it.
Alright, so now go to your top crab, maybe we're going to take the grubs, alright?
My grandma can play better than us and she's blind.
Alright.
Well it's a good thing that she's blind then, so she doesn't have to look at that ugly fuck's face.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the crab, alright, GenC?
Alright, I think he's gone.
Should I go?
Yep, so now look for this. Go for the grubs. You got this.
The hack room's coming. Yep, this is fine.
Okay now press E and fight.
E, E, E, alright? Yep, you got this. Just fight, fight, fight.
Fight, fight, fight, fight! Good!
Now get your grubs, get your grubs. This guy's like below iron.
Yeah, no, this guy's a piece of shit, but it's fine because you're not.
Now why don't you join mid? Join mid, join mid, join mid,
Joan mid. Okay. I want you to go...
Yeah, honestly, you can run at this.
Go to enemy Hecarim's Raptors. Enemy Hecarim's Raptors.
They're right there. They can't be seen on your screen. Yep, go for it.
You can't get there. You can't get there.
Okay, so that's gone. Alright. Oh, there you go. Take it. So now I want you to...
Uh, okay. Flash over this wall and ult her.
I want you to flash over this one, ult her. Okay. Nice.
Nice! Now hold Q. That was so nice! Good! Nice. Oh my god. I didn't know you could flash through walls.
Yes, you can. But that was amazing. So now you're going to run Shredbot, okay?
And if you don't kill him...
Okay. Yep. Walk through the river. Like this is fine. Yeah, you can flash over anything. This is good.
Okay. So now Jinxie. I want you to press W now. And you're going to go for the misfortune.
Misfortune so I want you to go in on the misfortune. Okay, not the swing the misfortune
Okay, you need to fight this way now because she's she got away
Other that or just walk. Oh, okay dodge. Okay. Just try walking away. Oh, what the fuck?
What?
But I get some help. I can't move
Can I get some help please?
Can I get some fucking help? I get some help. I'm in a 25 second fight
What did I do wrong there?
So what you did wrong there was that we knew we wanted to kill them as fortune, but you
didn't cut her off properly, so she was able to just run past you while the Swing hit you.
Because when you get hit, you lose your movement speed.
So you need to run in a way where even if you get hit, you can still run them.
Now buy a Blader and King.
I got it.
Alright, and now buy your boots.
Buy your boots, that's why your boots, boots, boots, boots.
And now, what you're going to do is you're going to go for the Krugs, your Krugs, Krugs,
Krugs, Krugs, Krugs, Krugs, yep there.
So why are you going for Krugs?
Because your ult is up in 20 seconds.
So if you go Krugs and then you go Raptors, your ult is going to be up for a dragon fight.
You understand?
Got it.
Jorn Mid.
Jorn Mid?
Alright, take this and then Jorn Mid.
Okay, she's low.
Alright, so what we're going to do is we're going to take this, and then after I want
you to actually go for the Raptors, and then you're going to go for the Crab.
Now, why are we doing Raptors before we leave our jungle and go in the river?
I explained it earlier.
Go in the giant.
It's because we always want to finish one quadrant before looking for a play, okay?
At least.
Okay?
So now, I want you to E and then hold Q, all right?
There you go.
E, E, E, E, E. Good, good, good, nice!
Now take this.
Okay.
Yeah, and you're gonna have to go on her ee ee ee nice nice nice. Okay, get the dragon out. You're good
I'm brought like iron is free. Yep. It is so okay. All right. You're probably gonna die here. That's fine. I
Got dragon
All right snow jinx where you're gonna do is I'm gonna want you to buy the plated steel caps so open your shop
worth worth worth worth worth worth
Yep, it is okay, so now you're gonna go straight to the rift herald. It's bonding in five seconds
I want to run straight there and then while you're running there. You're gonna all chat
Hecarim has been obsessed with ghosts ever since his parents died in that horrible forest fire. No wonder he's ghosting
No, no, no, no, no, dude.
Bro, I was gonna type it, but then I heard it.
It's okay.
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the Rift Herald, okay?
So just fight for this.
Nice.
Do not use your E on this.
You wanna save your E in case they collapse on you, okay?
You hit the I.
Do you mean that thing in the back?
Yeah, exactly.
Think of it like a G-spot.
When you hit them in the G-spot, you do big damage, okay?
Like, it's like you wanna make the Rift Herald nut, and every time you hit the I,
the eye it's like you hit his g-spot so it becomes way closer to like actually
busting I got you all right you know after this you're gonna run top get the
eye and then run top top top top top top top top now drone drone oh this looks
free JD wants JD wants this come on JD show me how much you want it bro show
Help me!
E, E, E, E, God!
More, more, more.
Yes! R, R, R, R, R, R, yes!
I'm the best! I'm the best! I'm the best ever!
Okay, now go for your blue.
That was great, that was great. Go for the blue now.
So now, Jinxie, remember what I told you.
If you already have your bloodsends on them,
You do not need to use your W, remember?
Got it.
Okay, good.
Oh, okay.
Got it.
Yep.
So now you're going to get-
I don't know if he said it makes my movements be faster.
I don't understand.
It does, but it's only because it makes your moves- it's when you level it up, it gives
you it longer in like, in general, right?
So the thing is that if they already have it on them, it's like you're just reapplying
it for no reason.
Like you're wasting a 50-second cooldown.
So if there's ever a blood trail, don't W.
Exactly, yes.
Got it.
Yes sir.
yes sir I but you're doing great bro this is your game to carry and you're
fucking doing it so I want you to admit Joe met it don't let you can't do this
okay you're destroying these players you are you are you're actually fucking
going insane I actually feel like I'm better than iron at this point you you
are you can't fight me they can't they lose every fight yes because you're
fucking jitty wick bro have a fucking they fight against jitty wick
Wait, which one is?
Yonara is 0 and 9.
Yeah, it's fun, whatever.
Okay, so now what you're going to do is you're going to walk straight bot, okay?
Now you already have a blood trail, so you don't need to press W, okay?
Kill the misfortune and then the swing.
Misfortune, then swing.
Misfortune?
Nice, now swing.
E?
Okay.
Okay, now Jinxie.
That's even KS-ing, like it's actually fucking cool.
Yeah, but you deserve to get KS, cause use your fucking W, bro!
Why are you using your W when he already has it on him?!
Sorry.
It's a 35 second cooldown! You need to not do that, okay?
Yeah.
Alright, so now press P, buy, yep, Titanic Hydra. Good.
Now you're gonna buy the Death Stands. Yep.
Alright, so now walk straight top, straight top, straight top, straight top, top, top, top, top.
Like walk through the lane, through the lane. Yep, you're walking through the lane.
Jettiewick, Jettiewick smells something in the air.
Ooh, Jettiewick smells something. Alright?
So now go.
Niiiice!
Good!
Okay.
Good!
Fuck!
Bro, I'm just fucking doing this game!
Yes! Bro, yes!
Fucking good!
I'm actually so good.
Alright.
So Iron is like, it was, Iron was so hard a week ago, not anymore.
No, you're late this one, so go top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, why am I telling you to go top?
Because your Grumps does 10 seconds.
Exactly, yeah, because you still have 10 seconds.
Nothing else to do.
Might as well push the wave.
My stream crashed bro, are you kidding me?
God, this is so annoying.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright, so now we're going to play for the full clear, and then after the full clear we're going to look on the dragon, okay?
Let me do a kill, Akram.
Uhhh, no. Play for your camps, because right now dragon is up in 5 seconds.
So we want to win...
Actually, you can go on this fight, go on for this fight. Good?
Now keep chasing, chase, chase, chase.
You got this, just press, go, go, go. You got this, go.
Okay, now go for your go for the dragon the dragon the dragon the dragon
For I was I know
Yo, hi guys. I know what do you want me to do?
I already did
I'm gonna close out of it
Okay, so now you can recall and then take care of your shame recall take care of your shame and then we'll be good
I think I'm just getting D-Vaust or something, I don't know.
Alright, I'm back.
Alright, good.
Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk ShadeMed.
ShadeMed, ShadeMed, ShadeMed.
And the reason why I won you mid, press W, press W so you have the bloods on, nice, keep
going, good, E, E again, alright, good R, good R, no, okay good, good, alright, go on
this way, this is good, hold Q on him, hold Q, okay, go on the hagrim, just keep fighting,
you just won this, you literally just won, press E, E, E, Q, Q, Q, yep, chase, come on
you got this okay now go in the Queen right click on the health right click on
the health oh yeah it's not able to jump into it out of been crazy oh my god
yep but it's okay listen it's about you seeing the vision right like you saw the
vision so now you're good yeah yeah bro I'm telling you I just solo carry every
game and iron yep so now JNC buy your death stands remember what I told you
about items that have the actives yeah so your titanic hydra is one so when
you're fighting you can actually use your one. So I want you to start getting in the
habit of using your active item while you're fighting, okay?
My two?
Well it's your one right now because it's on your first item slot, but you can put it to your two if you want.
Drop to put it to my two every game because I really remember putting that to my two in the past.
Melissa, you put it to whichever number you want to click or that you feel like you can easily click.
So now I want you to go, go to your blue
and you're gonna top to bot full clear.
Actually no, run up that haggarum, run up that haggarum.
We're at the point in the game now where you can start fighting.
Now I want you to hold Q on them, Jengzee.
Hold Q.
Good.
Hold it!
Now press one, try pressing one in the middle of the fight and then also Q.
Good! Keep fighting, keep fighting, go, go, go Chase!
Okay, don't chase, don't chase, you're good now. Okay, so now go to the Hecarim's Wolves.
Actually no, Ping Baron, Ping Baron, go Baron, go Baron, Ping Baron, Ping it, you need your team, Ping.
Start Ping, get it.
Okay, now Jeng-C, what is it about holding Q that makes it like hard for you to do it?
to do it talk to me wait I'm gonna die to Baron hold on
no you're not you're good just fight this fight this but I was asking what is it
about holding Q that makes it hard for you to do it
I just feel like when I do it he doesn't attack well he does but you just
in a hold it okay all right okay at 1400 we're smiting okay hold it for how
long until you go all the way through them and then you can let it go
Got it. So now go top to bot full clear
So you're gonna start on your blue top to bot full clear
No, you're okay
Actually, yeah, I want you to press my walk back walk back
Flash way, flash way, flash way
See if you can okay. There you go. Yeah. Yeah, just one. It's good. All right now go to your red to your red buff
Okay, so after the red buff, we're going to try pushing a lane, okay?
So I want you to take the red buff.
Why don't we just fight with Baron though, don't we?
Well because Baron is more of a buff for your minions than it is for your combat.
So that's why you want to play around lanes so that you can push turrets better.
Think of it like it's a siege-ing kind of like buff, okay?
Elder Dragon is the fighting buff, alright?
Got it.
So now because you have Baron you want to push bot, so I want you to get the crab, get
the skill crab, skill crab, I don't want you to just push bot, alright?
Alright, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, just go bot, bot and push him in in waves.
Because remember if you don't hit the turrets you don't win the game.
So now kill the chogath, run at him.
Like kill them in in waves and then if he walks up you kill him.
You get unironically fight very easily.
Keep going.
use your word in that bush suppress fall on that bush welcome to that that bush
right there that you see on your map around your screen yep there you go so
now keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing ignore the grump keep pushing
you want to the turrets okay look man look man join me join me join me join me
follow your butts and follow your butts and this is jetties domain now domain
expansion jettie wick let's go
I said listen kill them as fortune or chase the hack room we're not letting them
escape he's a ghosting fanboy fuck I kill the swing I know Choga Choga Choga
this is a triple kill this is a triple kill eq nice dragon dragon dragon dragon
dragon I'm actually like dominated bro I solo carry every game it's nice to be
like this yes I'm telling you bro yes you are
I just can't die now, I'm too powerful.
Okay, so after this blue, I want you to recall.
Okay, so now recall, control art.
So now you're going to buy...
Open your shop.
I want you to buy the Starax gauge.
Do you remember which one that was?
Yep, that one. Alright, and now Walkman.
okay so now what we're gonna do you're gonna look for mid okay okay now go
just go for this you got this
go fight fight fight just fight just fucking fight till the end you don't
enough to art. Alright, so now you're gonna kill Swain. Swain, Swain, Swain, Swain. Good.
I want you to hold your Q through him in one second. Okay. Run at him and hold it. Okay.
Uh, okay. Uh, alright. Well, no, you won. That's okay. It's because, okay, it's fine.
Okay, so now walk up to the turret and start hitting the turret. You can fight the Hecarim
Hit the turret.
Uh, okay.
Uh, E, E, E, E, E, E, Q, Q.
Nice.
Nice!
Okay, maybe you got the Swain too.
Yes!
There you go.
Good shit.
Okay.
Snow, open-
It's 16 and 7, bro.
Snow, Jinxie, Jinxie.
Look on the left side of your screen.
Yeah?
Okay.
You see your little character model with the number next to it?
Yeah.
much damage you did in one fight.
What?
Bro, in one fight.
Dude, look, and he's blaming, oh my god, look.
You're a sellout, you're farming wolves in a fight, you got Diffed.
Bro, that's the first time an enemy said that I Diffed his teammate.
Exactly, yep.
Okay, so now I want you to open your shop, open your shop.
I want you to search up BF. Just search up BF. Click here to search BF.
Alright, and I'll just right click it. Good.
Alright, now what you're going to do is you're going to walk straight top.
Yep, you're going to walk straight top.
I know you're just going to push the top lane.
Because in iron and bronze and silver, people never end the game, right?
So the way that you have to end the game is by pushing lanes so you can hit turrets, okay?
Got it. Pushed my insets, or it's got it.
Okay, so now go. You got that, Shed.
I'm going to practice holding my Q.
Yep.
Keep pushing, keep pushing.
No, top. You stay top. You stay top.
We can end, we can end, we can end.
Yeah, but it's time now, you can end.
It said, even if you go, like Jinxy,
kills allow you to push objectives.
said you can get advantages so if you're only ever playing for kills you're
never gonna end the game and you're gonna lose with 30 kills so now kill this
hurt and then go for the inhibitor the big circle yep that's called an
inhibitor when you kill these that's when the big minions spawn good so now
why don't you press W and just fight till the end fight till the end just fight
till the fucking end yep yep keep going keep going fight all right you have all
You have R! You have R! You have R!
Sorry.
I just got 4v1.
Yeah, I know. I could have R.
How? How? How?
Yeah, just go for the lowest guy. I understand that.
Exactly. Yep. So that's why it's just like muscle memory. Like, you're gonna have rough
fights like that right now because you're still getting used to it. Now, on our respawn,
we're gonna get the Baron. After the Baron, it's gonna be out there, okay?
And I'm not a husband's maid.
Should I buy anything out of 1000?
Uh, no, you can't. You can't. So just watch straight to the Baron.
Okay, so now listen, Jingsy, when we're going in for this fight, remember, we don't want
to target the tanks, okay?
Yeah, no, I know.
Target the MF for us.
Okay, so now what are you going to do?
Press W and go for the squishies.
Yep, that misfortune, that looks juicy.
After this misfortune, I want to start hitting them.
If Quinn walks in, you turn on the Quinn.
Go on the Quinn, on the Quinn, on the Quinn, on the Quinn.
The Quinn?
The-
THERE'S A QUADRAR!
ON THE QUIN!
IT'S A QUADRAR!
Oh my god.
I almost got it.
I almost got a quad.
Alright.
That was- that was insane.
So now look, you're gonna get this,
and then what I wanna do is walk to the edge of the Baron pit,
flash over the wall, and walk top.
The edge of the pit, flash over the-
Alright.
I just go dragging this to the right now.
Just go dragging.
Alright, sorry, sorry.
Bro, dodge that.
I have 19 kills!
It ain't dead! This is my best game ever!
Wait, dude, wait, give me one second. I think my neighbor just knocked on the wall because I've been screaming.
Wait one sec.
they're all gonna die keep respawning bug use to that fucking screen okay I'm
back now bro your neighbor is on top of you uh no it's cuz my wall connects to
like one of their bedrooms yeah that's all that matters in life they can fuck
off for all I care. Alright, so now this is what we're going to do, okay? I want you to
just push mid and kill the inhibitor. Okay, so now go for the inhibitor. This is good.
good. Okay, now E, E, E, E, E, all right, I don't know why like my, I mean, I want to
say this in a nice way, but I don't know why my brain dead teammates aren't pushing behind
me. Why are they letting me die? Why am I even in a one before if I have three teammates?
So yeah, that's what you're going to notice in a lot of games. So in a lot of games all
the time, your team is going to sell you. So that's why in league, one of the best qualities
that you can ever learn is how to make it so that you put yourself in positions where they can't sell you does that make sense
Yeah, I don't know but like if the big guy go you go behind big guy. It's like I could explain this to a four-year-old
I'm level 18 20 kills. I'm jump so be for just be press be press be press be
Go behind big so I wanted to sell your BF sword like the thing that you bought earlier
I want you to right-click it in your inventory
And then I buy Spirit Visage, and then I want to buy Elixir Viren.
Okay, now walk straight bottom lane, I want you to, no, but, but, not mid, not mid, but.
Okay, so in games like this, you already have the Inhab mid and you have the Inhab top.
So what you want to do is you want to go for bot lane, that way you can actually sit there
and get it done. Does that make sense? Yep, so now keep pushing, keep pushing. No, no,
the wave, the wave, alright. Okay, Jinx, remember, kills only allow you to push objectives.
going for kills like that that would get you nothing there's no point right
yep
no no you're fine I'll tell you if you need to recall you know not to fight this
you already know back up keep pushing now one your job man join med okay back up
in recall back up in recall your teams disabled you got to get out no run run
on the way back run all the way back you need to run away
this might be bad actually keep pushing keep pushing I think the enemy team is
super tired to actually do anything here keep pushing yep keep pushing keep
pushing this is good this is good i can't walk into the turret
i know i know i don't want you to
it's okay just wait just wait
wow okay
it's fine just hit the turret the turret the turret the turret
did my teammate leave or did i? yeah yeah but it's fine it doesn't matter you don't
need him he's fucking like useless anyways
alright now back up don't hit this if you have this you're gonna die you need
to run
you need to
all right
it's okay
uh... okay
i think it's a good news
no you didn't lose yet because the good news is that both cause this connected
so if you stop
that they're not
no that that's your teammate
Yeah, but look at Jinxie. It's good because if he's disconnected for another three minutes
Then you don't lose any LP for this loss if you lose so it's a get out of jail free card
So you just need to stall this for three minutes now open your shop. You know, I was one in 17
Yeah, she's a piece of shit. So open your shop and buy the elixir byron again
Okay, so now go for the red buff.
Wait, what is my chat mean? That's why you need it. That's why what's this? Oh, the in-art. Yeah.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, back up, back up, back up.
Okay, uh, you might lose the game here.
But it's okay, if we stall it for like 30 seconds, you won't lose any LP for the sauce.
So now wait until you're always fun. You're always fine in 10 seconds. You might have to flash on the misfortune here
So I wanted to press W press W. You have to fight you have to fight you have to fight go in on the misfortune
Yep
Now II II II II II all right. Oh
My god
Okay, Jinxy. There's a chance that you don't lose any LP. Now we just pray to God and we leave it in his hands.
So my teammate went 1 and 18?
Yep.
Is she on support at least or no?
No, that was her ADC.
So my ADC just went 1 and 18?
Yep.
Oh my god, thank god. All right, you didn't lose any LP. That's fucking worth you're good
Yeah
This guy's getting reported
Brother is it like somebody's grandma who stole their PC or something how's that do so?
I wasn't even up out on my first day because I would just hide behind my turf.
One in 17, bro.
So do you remember earlier that one viewer that said something about his blind grandma?
Yes.
Yeah, I think that guy's blind grandma was on your ADC that game.
Drake on Jason's stream?
What do you mean, Drake is on Jason's stream?
What are y'all saying, Drake is on Jason's stream?
What the f- bro.
the what the fuck is this this is Drake from fucking wish bro what is this bro
bro you guys maybe think Drake was in a stream okay Jin see you know what I
think we're gonna try but what do I do when I do 70,000 damage and don't win
you cue again no I'm leaning more towards like quitting the game bro 70,000
damage and I don't win I have eyes we have to refund because it wasn't a
result it was it was just a draw but it was an illa also my teammate leaves
it's like we have to lose by default maybe if the fucking dinara could leave
and literally burn her PC and then never play this game again I on my first day
of the game, I wasn't even 1 in 18 on my first day of the game. You saw me this guy got to level 30,
and he's 1 in 18? Okay, Jynxxy, Jynxxy, let me say something right now. If you're willing to quit
your five-hour league grind after one loss when you've already won two games, because you got
into by one player, you're never going to make it to Diamond, genuinely. Because, like, we're at a
point now where you're going to have these tilting losses, but what defines us isn't the tilting losses,
Bro, it's the fact that we cure for the next one and we sell and the day fucking positive, right?
Okay, cool, cool, so you know what the motivation is
What you get bronze and you never play with that guy again
Bro, not that I just played for one hour in my teammate win one and 18 I
Had 20 eliminations in 10 deaths
in like 17 assists in 70,000 damage.
Okay, so when you were streaming for your first year
and you were dropping Dick off
in your champion R6 games
and your only viewer was Nightbot and Stream Elements,
did you sit there after one of those streams
and then say, damn bro, only one follower today,
I'm just not gonna stream tomorrow?
You're right, look, into the next one, let's go.
All right, I'm gonna go pee.
I think if you try ADC, it's hard.
No, I know ADC's hard, guys.
I'm just saying, if you go 1 and make team, just burn your PC to the floor.
Alright, I'm gonna go peek.
Just burn your PC.
Okay, guys, I have an idea for this game, and I want to get your thoughts on it.
I'm thinking that what we do is this game, I just tell Jinxie to play the game, and talk to him about his thought process, and I don't try to help him at all.
thoughts? Because I feel like right now, because I feel like right now one of the
issues is that I'm giving him like a lot of info but it's like is he actually
receiving the info right?
What?
Instead of coaching him, you just become like an ape.
Like every time he does something wrong, he starts screaming and he has to figure out what's the thing that's wrong.
Don't count what's wrong. Just make noises. Something is wrong.
Wait, that's actually a good idea.
Wait, that's actually a good idea though. Wait, what?
See, that's why everyone makes fun of me for marrying my sister, but it's like, why the
fuck went I when she has great ideas like that?
You know what I mean?
Like, name me a single other partner on the planet.
So what if we're fucking related?
Who gives a shit?
You know what I mean?
If you find your match, you need to be able to sit there and be able to recognize it,
and actually, like, you know, like, jump on the opportunities that you have.
Good contest.
Yo, it's good.
I just realized what bro so okay Dante's listen to what I'm gonna say why is my
chat typing what what what too far what cuz I just told them that my wife is
actually also my sister
are you serious well Jin see do I look like a cuck why would I let my sister
date another man. Think about it bro. If you want it.
I was literally about to leave the call. You got to be trolling. Your friend was not his
sister dude. I feel like, so I have an idea for what we're
going to do this game. Are you ready? Well I just want to, can I just let it out
for a second? Yep, talk to me. I had an ADC have one kill and 18 deaths and we still
still would have won the game, but my other like demonic disgusting human being of a teammate
decided to leave the game. So because I had two demonic like sociopaths on my team, then
we drew. Literally all I had to do was just let the ADC go 1-29, but as long as he didn't
leave we would have still won because I was so strong and we had Dragon Soul and we killed
comparing twice and I had 20 eliminations with like 16 assists, but even though I literally
was just jumping on people and finger-blasting them with Warwick for the entire game, because
my sociopath teammate decided to leave for no reason, after we already jumped 40 minutes
into the game, then we didn't win.
Okay, you're right, but I have news about this game.
Yeah, what's up?
So a lot of people have been saying that you've been relying on me too much, so what we're
gonna do this game is I'm gonna go gorilla mode so what that means is that
I'm not gonna tell you what to do I'm just gonna make monkey noises and when
you hear happy monkey it means you're doing the right thing when you hear
angry monkey it means you're doing the wrong thing under said
35 minutes, bro
Also, I didn't think about it that far, but you know what fuck it. We'll see if it works dude Jason's calling me. I
Can pick up the coffee. Oh, what's up Jason or should I say?
I'm hanging like it's just yo bro like legitimately like how do you have this much spare time?
How do you have this much better brother what?
All right, now James you don't forget I'm not coaching you this game see better talk to him by your thought processes
Yeah, saves my second buff for I can drop 20 every time no worries
Yo, bro, are you actually gonna make are you actually gonna make gorilla noises for the entire match?
That ass.
We're gonna get him and we're gonna do this one.
I mean like, I think it would actually be a good idea.
Alright, do it.
Do it real nice as a whole match.
Okay, alright.
bro I can't focus when you're nutting in my ear bro no bro you cannot say
anything to me about that play what the fuck was that I'm sorry you're right
all right keep being gorilla noises real noises
I think this is a cat. Yeah, that's like, literally you're nodding.
Yo, bro. I'm farming.
Yeah, but you should have went for the crab and then gone grump into wolves
Got it. Oh, yeah to a circle seven going backwards
Now this is good because I shouldn't need a coach to win an iron chat
Yeah, bro people watch the clip of this they're gonna be so confused as to what's happening
bro just play the game it's fun sorry coach yep I got out live one time that's on me
I thought he was jerking off or something.
Are you sure faker did this?
OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF!
AGHP, AGHPS, AGHPS, AGHPS, AAHPS, AGHPS, AGHPS, AGHPS, AGHPS, AGHPS.
Yo!
Coach! Are you sure Faker did this?
Bro!
JT. Why the fuck are you not recalling?
Why did you randomly go mid?
Sorry.
Dude, it's NOT sorry, bro. What the fuck is going on?
Let me recall you fucking psychopath dude. You got me a psychopath, but you're trying to gang me mid laner
Coach are you sure that faker did this though? Yes, this is a part of T1s. Oh my god
Okay, if you're gonna do the fucking rafters then you might as well do the crumbs to why are you recalling?
Dude with those people who did the fucking Raptors, if you're gonna do the Raptors and you're already committed to a bad place, you might as well make it less bad.
Bro, just go back to being a fucking gorilla, bro, please.
Are we sure Faker did this coach?
Dude, I'm not even kidding.
It was literally in his documentary that they made about him.
When it's like his coach literally used to do this shit all the time.
The gorilla method.
I'm going to look this up and make sure you're not fucking looking.
Well, back then they used to call it the goon-rilla method.
Okay.
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
Oh
Okay, so why would you not just a dragon there?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Let's go with some stuff.
Okay. Jynxie, I'm gonna have to be a bit quiet
because my neighbor just knocked on my wall again.
Because of the gorilla noises?
Yeah, I think...
Could you just use quieter gorilla ones, you think?
I mean, I'd love to, but it's because the problem is that...
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay, I can try to be quite on
I legitimately like yo bro, I'm gonna be honest like I
Genuinely feel bad for your neighbor. I'm not even kidding. I could not imagine being your fucking next-door neighbor
like I legitimately don't think he's in the wrong no one one time I had some one
time I lied to my neighbor because I was walking like out of my place and then
he was like do you live there and I was like no and I'm not even kidding he
he didn't look at me he's like is the person you're with like sick or something
and I was like what why and then he's like every day I always hear high-pitched
Screaming so like if she's like sick in that head or something like that like it's okay
But if not like I don't know what and then I had to tell him like oh no, that's me
Yeah, bro, I was your neighbor I would probably not call the cops on you multiple times
Yeah, but like can you can they really call the cops on your flight you're doing it in your place
Yeah, yep
Bullshit
bro if you murder somebody in your house you don't think they can call the cops on you
in your house
yeah but i mean there's difference between murdering someone and making noise
guess that's a good point
damn
fuck me
alright so now you're gonna look on the grubs how are you feeling about this game so far
i just
i don't know i feel like i'm
i just want to get bronze bro that's all
So listen, Jengzee, do you know what the problem with this game has been so far?
What?
The problem with this game is that you're just doing random shit for the sake of doing random shit and you have no plan.
Your problem is that you're doing what you see on your screen, right?
And as a result, you're not actually looking at your minimap to formulate ideas for what you can actually do.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, yeah, no, I got it. I understand, coach.
So watch this.
So, this is why the thing about jungling is that, and League of Legends in general, is
that winning is boring, right?
Because winning is about just doing your fundamentals until you get to a point where
you're strong enough that you can just 1v2, 1v3, 1v4, does that make sense?
So that's why in the early stages of the game, the only thing you should ever be doing is
just sitting there and focusing on actually getting more.
You know what I mean?
Yep, no, I understand. Yes, sir.
It's like, okay, think about this, okay? Imagine you live in
Chicago and you're going to school, right?
And then it's like you decide that you're not gonna like work at Home Depot.
So as a result, you can't afford the bulletproof vest, right?
So then you walk to school and then on your way there you get like gunned down and you get killed.
Well, the problem is that if you would have just worked, you could have gotten the bulletproof
Provest and the Uzi so when people come after you you can sit there and fire back. Does that make sense?
Sure, but right now the problem is that you're not actually sitting there and you're not actually like getting your money up
So you're getting your funny up
Are you knocking your money up and as a result you're just losing fights that you should never be losing does that make sense?
Yes, all right
good recall yeah there's no play and I need a lot of things to be cool and I
have money yep so that's why now we play for this and then you're gonna go for
the Krugs okay bro I don't know coach I feel like I'm doing pretty good well
without you right now I'm doing pretty good um I mean listen you're doing okay
it's just that I'm doing as good for sure not as good well it's because I'll
I'll tell you what the problem is.
The problem isn't that you need me.
The problem is that you get in your own head and you think that you have like good plays
that you can do and then it just ends up fucking everything up.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
I think I just have to stick to the fundamentals more, coach.
Yeah.
Because think of it this way.
For every one good idea you have in League of Legends, you also have about 30 bad ideas.
So when you follow your own like game sense, the issue is that yeah, once in a blue moon
it's going to go well, but then the problem is that most of the time it just ends horrifically.
Does that make sense?
Yep.
I understand.
Okay, so talk to me.
What's the plan here?
Just farm.
What's the plan?
Okay, but after your world is what's the plan?
We have a dragon up.
Exactly.
So these are things, drink, see that you need to be doing intuitively.
Like, you're, when you're playing chess, do you sit there and do you move a piece and
then think about what happens?
Or do you think and then you move?
Always think then move.
It's the same when it comes to playing League as a jungler.
You have to sit there and be like, alright, I'm going to do the dragon now.
But after the dragon, you should be saying, oh, my gromp is up in 20, I can do the gromp
after.
You see what I mean?
Yes.
I understand.
Alright.
So now talk to me.
What's your sequence of events going to be this time?
Okay, and then after Gromp, what's the play?
Uh, probably Recall.
Okay, do you want to hear what goes on in my brain?
What?
Okay.
Gromp, Recall.
By the time you get to Red Buff, it's going to be up.
After you do Red Buff, you have two options, Scuttle Crab or Krugs.
If you go Krugs, then the problem is that you can't go Rappers directly after because there's 20 seconds downtime.
So then what you're probably going to want to do is you're going to want to go like Reset into Red, then Crab.
then crab. After crab you can even check to see if the enemy jungler is in his top side,
and then afterwards you get a good folk clear sequence, top to bot, where everything is
going to line naturally.
Can I fight this or no?
No, you can, just saying brother. Take your red and then after go to the crab.
Explain everything you would do at your pace in your head.
So I would do red, drone top. Okay, cane is low. After red, I finish red, then I run towards
crab, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab, crab. Okay, so now I would drone top, niddle
east, not low. I would go for the viego, viego, viego. After the viego, he's probably doing
the crab. Press W now, press W now, press W now, press W now. Alright, and now just chase
Chase us. Chase us, he's on his blue. Chase, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R. Now hold Q, hold Q.
Yeah, you didn't hold Q. E, smite, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E. Flash away. Alright.
Okay, so that wasn't bad, but if you would have been faster at everything that you did-
I would have got away. Exactly. And do you want to know what would have happened if you
got away? Wait, so did I not E, E, E, E? Like what did I be wrong?
So there's a promise that first off you wait-
Yo!
Do you have to E then E again or just E once?
Yes, you have to E to get the damage reduction and you E again to get the fear off.
Okay, okay, I got it.
Okay, so now buy your boots.
So now on Respawn I would look at my map, I'd say okay,
BooBuff is up in 10 seconds and then, no no, walk to your crugs,
and then Gromp is up in 25.
So if I top to bot full clear, by the time I get to my gromp, my gromp is going to be
up.
I would hold tab, hold tab, hold tab, hold tab.
Dragon is up in 2 minutes 40.
So even if I full clear, I can't get on the same side of the map as drag.
So now I would say, okay, well I could full clear, but I could also clear my top side
and then afterwards look for Rift Herald.
Now the problem with Rift Herald is I don't have ult, but I would go for my wrappers and
then I would say, hmm, nephiri is slow and Vigo should be clearing top to bot.
So vehicles couldn't talk to bot and it's free for us to go for the herald.
So now I would go like this and then I would go herald.
And I would already plan that after the herald I would recall and then I would look for my
blue, clear upwards, blue ground wolves and then by the time I get to dragon, dragon is
going to be respawning.
Okay, got it.
So that's how a challenger jungler thinks, eh?
Yeah.
And that's why it's like for you you just new segments of like for me
I think five six seven eight camps in advance
I think of the game three minutes in advance
You just have to think one move ahead right get the eye the eye the eye the eye the eye and then recall
Why is there up here because he has cancer in their jungle
It's not by the by the boots
Okay, and now walk walk to your blue to your blue
Why is my teammate in an enemy jungle against what how do you even end up there? You're not a jungler
Okay, we're one of League of Legends string see when you have to ask yourself why your teammate did something
The answer is always because he has cancer. Why didn't my ADC disconnect because he has cancer
Why did my top laner and because he has cancer?
Why is my mid laner in the enemy blue buff for no reason because he has cancer?
That's always the answer to anything you're ever gonna look for. Does that make sense?
Okay, so now let me ask you a question. Why is your chin randomly going mid?
Yes, okay good, so now we're gonna take the gromp and then after the gromp we're gonna look for the bot
Okay, we're gonna look bot because we can look for kill on Jinx and we're trying to kill time for 30 seconds
until the dragon spawns. So now press W, press W, press W, and I just want to save your R.
Lead with your Q and your E. So now E, E, E, good. So now push out a wave.
Push the wave. The wave, the wave, the wave. The reason why you're taking the wave is because
the dragon still has 10 seconds left. So you have time to clear the wave and then afterwards
you get to the dragon. Make sense?
Yep, it's all about just cutting out time exactly. Yes
He's coming for me
Well, if he comes then you just turn when he's there for now
Just like this now you don't have smite so you're gonna want to look to turn on the fight
But just don't use your E or your W and you're gonna be okay
No, Jyn see why is your ADC randomly med instead of being bought right now
because he's a piece of shit. No, that's not what we said. Because he has cancer. Yes, okay, so now
Rico. Okay, so now what we're gonna do is hold tap. Okay, you're gonna want to buy this plated
still caps, play the still caps. Okay, so now walk straight to the crugs. Okay, go for the red, the red, red. Oh, yeah, that's fine. So you're gonna want to clear top to bot full
clear, and then afterwards you're gonna want to look for crab. So do you want to hear what goes on in my brain?
Ok, so Wolves is respawning soon, Baron is up in 50 seconds.
We see bot crab is up in 30 seconds, so we know that the little indicator saying crab
is up in the top river is false, just because we haven't had vision yet.
So if we go for the wrappers, then we go for the Wolves, we can also play for our Gromp,
shove out one way bot because bot is shoving in, and then afterwards play on crab.
Then after that we can recall and then we can look on the Baron, or for a play around
Baron, or if we don't think they're going to fight because they're an iron, we can just
keep pushing bot and play for turret. So now since we're going to play for the turret
where we're going to do this, you're going to go for the wolves, then you're going to
go gromp, gromp, gromp, and then you're going to go for the wave. You're going to go after
you finish clearing the wave to the crab, and then you're going to keep pushing bot
permanently.
Kane said jungle, I need some help. That's what Kane said.
Well, then listen, what he needs bro is to learn how to play better because you're not
helping shit. Go for the crab.
Right on the jank.
the crab. Nope, you're getting the crab.
Drone mid? Drone mid? Okay, we can look for something mid. Yeah, yeah, you just drop the
crab and you can go mid. So now press W. All right, and now go for it. The jinx is walking up.
Look at her. Good ult. Good fucking ult. Okay, so now go straight bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot,
bot, bot, bot. Because you remember what I told you what kills do in League?
Kills allow you to play the objective. Exactly. So now what objective do you think we're playing
for here by pushing our bot.
Um, so we can get the side tower?
Exactly, yes.
So objectives are either the dragons or barons or things like that, or it's the turrets.
So now if no one is coming bot, then look at all these resources.
Every single one of these waves of minions is 150 gold.
Do you want the 150 gold to disappear, or do you want to get it?
I want to get it.
Exactly.
So now get the turret, the turret, the turret, the turret, the turret.
Who gives a fuck about that kill jing see the turret and then you take this wave and go for the next turret
Okay, so now this we're gonna do all right walk up
Okay, so now you can press w and you can go in all right
You could have kept fighting there.
It's hard to know that when you go, uh, like, when you do that, it's not very, I don't know,
it's not very inspiring.
I mean, oh, okay, sorry, coach.
That's like, oh, you could have went for that game-winning fadeaway, but then the coach
right before is like, uh.
What the fuck do you want your coach to say when you do a modern flash?
Me how don't don't don't compare that chip to Marla Marla plays games like he doesn't have thumbs
Okay, listen press PN by your Titanic Hydra
So so you're you're the thing the third item that you have the third third cell and then by the Titanic Hydra
Now walks your blue
Actually now what you're going to do is you're going to go Wolves, Blue Gromp, Bottom Crab, Dragon.
Okay?
Now why are you pathing him this way?
You said Wolves.
Yeah but not because I said it. Why do you think I'm telling you to pathing him this way?
Because we clear a Quadra and then we have Dragon next.
Exactly.
So now you can go for this fight and now you're okay.
Okay, got the blue.
Got the gromp.
Okay, got the crab.
Got it.
Got the crab.
just run away run away run away run away i want to press w and then uh wait wait okay now turn
turn turn see if you can ult on the jinx good hold q on her
i mean what i wanted to do is just jump on them earlier
Okay, Jinxie, the reason why that went bad is because again, you're not holding Q.
All right.
Miha, there's two of them, bro.
So what?
Hold Q.
Like, in the time that it took you chasing Jinx, you could have auto-attacked the Viego
six times.
Yeah, I know.
I just wish my teammate was like, just more, it wasn't fighting in mid every five seconds
because it really messes up my thought process when there's literally a fight in mid every two seconds.
Yeah, but that's why Denna's a good jungler.
You sit there and that just gives you more opportunities to look for.
So you should be grateful that they're permafighting in mid
because now you have more things to assess so that you can find more plays to make.
Okay.
At least I don't have a 1-19 player, I guess.
Yeah, I'd say it could be worse.
It's like, Jinxie, right now it's like we're playing basketball, right?
And you're against a team of all-stars like LeBron, and all the other guys in their prime.
And then it's like you're looking...
Well, isn't there another guy like Michael James or something?
Jesus Christ, dude.
Have you literally just played League of Legends for the last 20 years?
Yeah, I'm not into sports. But there's LeBron and Michael James, no?
Are we fighting this or what? Are we fighting this or what? My team's picking it up.
Yeah, yeah, look man, look man. Press something. You should press something.
something all right okay hold Q all right um okay just back off you can only do I
think so now what we're gonna do is just walk to your raptors because you can't
only take anything anymore bro I never miss my old bro I'm sorry no it's okay
You missed like three today, I think.
Alright, they're fighting again.
You might as well just keep fighting.
Yep, but listen, that just means more opportunities for you.
So now go through the bush, through the bush, through the bush, through the bush, through the bush.
Okay, good.
You have a fine canal.
Join me.
Okay, press W.
Press W?
Press W and run out of there.
Press W.
Yep, now run out of here.
I want to press E and then I want you to hold E.
Okay, now turn on the fear.
you can catch up to her
nice okay good now start buying your death stands
so jing see
why did that fight go bad
because i didn't hold cue
i like tapping i like tapping i don't know
i don't like holding a key
i don't like it coach
i don't like how to fucking get out
okay jing see and i don't like paying fucking taxes but if i
I don't then the Quebec government is gonna fucking put me in prison where I'll get railed
in the ass by nine different men every single day because I'm gonna be the twink of the
fucking block, okay?
So I don't give a fuck what you like or don't like.
You use hold queue and you learn how to do it and you're gonna 1v9 20 times more.
Do you understand?
Yep, got it coach.
Understood.
Yes sir.
I'm a piece of shit.
Okay.
So now, what you're gonna do here is you're just gonna spam ping Baron.
i want to walk to that and just bumping it
but this year
and it's not something
so now what you're doing is you're walking here to get vision of it to see
what's going on
i want you to put the bush right here
the bush right there that you see the center screen right now
what was the book
but what about himself
self-all right
something that
Walk mid, just walk mid, just walk mid.
No, not one right there, but it's already warded.
Just walk mid, follow the blood trail,
follow the blood trail, follow the blood trail.
Good R.
Okay, so now push the wave, push the wave.
Look for the bottom crab, the bottom crab.
Cause if you said mid, now with no ulti, you're useless.
So use this time as downtime to farm your camps.
if your team dies so be it. Go take your blue. Go take your blue.
I know Jormad. Take your blue and Jormad.
If any fights break out then you go to help them, but if not then you just farm.
Okay so now practice holding your Q. Hold.
Holding Q on the gromp.
Okay, there you go.
So, okay, maybe this is why you're having trouble with it.
Jinxie, when you hold Q on something, you need to keep your mouse cursor over the target
while you're holding it, okay?
Okay, got it.
Try doing that, it might actually help more.
After your wrappers, you're going to walk to the dragon.
and this is good
that's all we
I want to look on the chains
hold Q
hold E
E
E, uh, hold Q, okay
You might be the greatest fucking iron player of all time.
I already know, bro.
Alright, go take drag, go take drag, go take drag, then you recall.
I'm the greatest of all time.
Now, Jinx, see, why did that fight almost go bad?
Because I didn't hold Q.
Yep, so after this game, even if you win, what we're gonna do is we're gonna get a practice soul together
And I'm gonna lock in a champion and you're gonna practice holding Q on me
Okay
Because this is something that I'm telling you you need to learn because it's it's generally gonna lose you so many games
Why are they going there?
Just go right
Actually, okay, like all my fucking god
Okay, so recall on your recall though you can do this
So now buy your Dut stands and then I want you to buy Star Axe Gage.
This team is so annoying.
Every game in Iron Ness like this, Janksy, but the better that you get out the game,
the more times when they go for fights you're going to be able to get a shit ton of kills.
help there because if he shoots that then I can get Baron faster with him.
Okay so now after you take this right I wanted to look for the Baron.
I want you to ward over the Baron wall. Good.
You can seal this because you don't have Smite so just try running around.
Yep right click on that nice. Now press W and run at them. Press W and run at them. Press W and run.
So back up right now, and I wanted to clear... actually, what should I... what should I...
If somebody says hold Q one more time, I'm gonna burn my PC ground, I'm gonna literally
burn my PC to the ground.
Okay, so why not just do it?
Because like it doesn't work, I don't know, I don't know, Q, like tapping it is just consistent,
I get that animation every time.
When I hold it, it just gets weird.
Jinxy, it's like a, it's like a fucking three year old saying that I don't feel like going
to the toilet because sometimes I can't hold it in.
I'd rather just shit my pants in the fucking diaper because that's just more consistent
But if you never learn how to potty train, then what the fuck are you gonna do?
All right, I guess I'll get used to it. Yeah, you you have to bro. You have to because if you don't get used to it
You're fucked
Okay, so now I'm go for the bot turret
Welcome to fuck this guy I
I want to try it. Wait, just back up, back up. They're all coming for you.
So back up. I want you to back up in that bush and then just sit there.
Okay. Now go for the main wave.
Now press W and run at him. Hold Q on him. W and hold Q.
Alright, you press it. You just see. Press E, press E.
Hold Q, hold Q. Nice!
Nice! Not bad. Good. Alright, now just run at him.
Now hold Q again. Alright. Press Q on him, press Q.
And E, E, E, E, nice.
Where's my team?
Like, where's my team?
Where's my team at?
Where's my team?
Why am I at a 3v1?
So listen, what matters there is that that play would have
worked if Diego didn't have Flash.
But now he has no Flash, so you're good.
But would you have to take away from that as the fact that
you actually held your Q there?
Like, that's progress.
Even if you lose this game, the fact that you held your Q
once is progress.
You're getting better.
OK, got it.
Were you excited for the Drake album, Don't Test?
Or did you do a big sixer?
No, not really.
Wait, you're not a Canadian. How do you not like Drake?
Well, it's the one thing, I don't like him. It's just the thing of he makes songs.
A lot of other people make songs if I listen to the songs, I like them, but you know what I mean?
I feel like if my house got burned down, my chat would be like,
you would have not had your house burned down if you held Q.
Are they right?
Yeah, I don't know, honestly.
But listen, maybe if you would have held Q.
Have I anything or no, you didn't say anything?
No, no, no, just go out, go out, go out.
But thinking about this, Regene,
say, imagine your house burns down,
but if you would have ended your game three minutes faster,
you could have stopped the electrical fire,
and the reason why you didn't stop it
is because you didn't hold Q so you couldn't end the game.
Think about it.
I want you to walk mid.
No, no, walk back.
You're gonna die like this.
All right, go for it.
E, E, E, flash on her and re-cast the flash on her.
All right, oh God, hold Q on her.
Oh God, flash it.
But like, how am I in a 4v1?
How, how, how, how, where are you guys?
All right, I'm about to just end
just because this whole Q shift is annoying.
Yo guys, it's a 4v1.
Holding Q doesn't bring Jesus to Earth, okay?
Like, oh my god, it's a fucking Far-V-1!
Far-V-1!
What is holding Q gonna do?
Do you want me to teach you or do you want me to glaze you?
Glaze.
Yeah, your team is just fucking dogs at this game.
Like, I'm gonna be honest, it's completely their fault.
If they would follow you up on any play at all, then you'd be able to completely win,
but the fact that they're saying that and they're just like complete fucking piece of shit is holding you back
okay can i show you a song
jingsy can i show you a song
Why did it ask me to verify my email at the time?
Because you're stuffing verified it.
Okay, I want you to look at my screen share.
Okay?
You see my screen share?
One second.
Okay.
Come on.
In a sec.
All right, what's up?
I'm away.
OK.
I wanted to watch this, OK?
So here you're walking in, right?
And then here you find the jinks, OK?
If you hold Q on her, right here, what do you think happens?
Nothing, because holding Q doesn't work.
Every time I do it, my guy just does nothing.
And then you're like, hold Q.
And I'm like, all right, I'm just going to tap it,
because holding it didn't work.
OK.
So then, watching the VOD isn't going to help anything.
So let's get into practice, too.
Are you ready?
All right, wait.
Let me get a snack, because I'm hungry.
Maybe I'm not.
No, no, no.
You don't deserve to eat. You just lost the game. You're gonna sit down and you're gonna get in the practice soul
All right, yes, coach
Okay, now you're gonna lock in Warwick, I'm gonna lock in Jinx, okay
Holding Q is not a real it doesn't work out. It's not a real thing
It like every time I do it he just never attacks. He sits there
It's because the problem is that your mouse cursor is not staying on top of the champion
It's like I'll give you an example. It's like in rainbow six if you're shooting in the same spot, right?
But then what if the guy moves?
Yeah
Right, well, what do you do done?
Bro, what do you mean? Don't say rainbow six bro. You were doing this thing you were doing cover fire
You're just shooting at nothing.
Yeah, because my coach wouldn't even tell me what flipping cams meant.
I have a question.
It's a legitimate question.
I need you to just answer these questions with yes or no.
Yep.
When I hold Q, is it the same exact range as tapping Q, yes or no?
Yes.
Okay.
Next question.
I just want you to answer with yes or no.
If I hold Q, but I'm out of range, and then I keep holding Q as I get in range,
does it work? Do I have to re-initiate the entire thing?
No, it works.
So I want you to, right now, look, I'm right here,
I want you to try holding Q on me.
It worked.
So now, like, sit there, and I want you to refresh your ability, quote-on.
Click the first button.
Why are you only tapping? There you go.
No, hold it, hold it, hold it.
So why is it working now but it didn't work before?
Look, right there you just tapped.
So what are you doing that makes it so that sometimes you hold and other times you tap?
I think I just am brain dead, I think.
What do you mean?
Like, I think I'm just stupid.
Okay, well, that doesn't solve anything, so give me like a real answer.
Why is it that sometimes you hold it and other times you only tap it?
No, I want you to see something.
I want you to hold Q on me.
Hold Q on me.
Right?
Okay, keep holding Q on me.
You see that?
Do it again.
Yeah, I come with the flash.
And now what happens there when you just tap it?
Look.
Yeah, you can get away.
See?
So every scenario where I should just tap when I'm fighting someone maybe like when they're on top of me
The only time you ever tap is if they're literally on top of you attacking you from on top of you
That is it, but if they're not you always hold no matter what because look like hold it
Look see I just got away because you didn't hold it do it again keep practicing
Oh
Like you see now coach
You said go again. Yeah, coach. Can I eat now? Not yet. I was so I want to teach you something level up your character a few times
Okay, now what you're gonna do is I want you to practice I want you to army so put points in your alt
And then I want you to army and then hold Q on top of me now hold Q
Okay, do it again
Do it again. That seemed like I hinted by doing that dude. I got away from you. All right, do it again
No, so while you're alting while you're alting what you do is you hold Q like by the end of it
You just tapped
Jinx you just lost the game because you just stopped
Bro, I'm holding you. I'm aring and then I'm holding you look look. Okay. Go
On Jesus I just art of an held cue right after
Guys am I wrong or is he wrong so keep your cursor on top of me
So I want you to sit there and the army and then just keep holding your cursor on top of
Do it again. Oh, that's why it's because the cursor
You see that do it again do it again
wait now oh it's over you get it now it's over okay
just the cursor thing yes so now again hold on okay now I don't want you to
alter I want you to just hold Q it's not just hold Q again again again again
No, it's over. Again. Oh my god. Go again. Go. Keep going. Keep going. Again. There you go. Again. There you go. Again.
Yep, I want to see you do it again. Alright, now Arran then hold Q. Arran then hold Q.
No, Jynxie. Can I even get away from you now?
No. Now can I eat, coach? Please?
I'll let you get one snack and then I'm going to teach something new.
Alright. Yeah, I'll be a guy. Dude, Drake's dropping in two hours, chat.
Alright, guys, I'm gonna be completely honest.
I genuinely think the only thing holding him back was the fact that he wasn't holding
Q.
So now if he's actually holding Q, I think every single one of his games is just gonna
be insane.
Like, I'm not even trolling.
He still doesn't understand his E.
Yeah, that's the next thing I'm going to teach him.
Are there any other things that I should teach him?
Or are you guys saying that that's about it?
Because now I want to teach his like EQ e-combo.
Do not overload.
Active items.
I don't think I teach him active items rewards yet.
I think right now we just focus on the absolute basics and then tomorrow we can sit down and
we can actually like do more, you know what I mean?
Teach him not to lead with R. I mean, yeah, I get it, but I feel like an Iron that's not
probably like a big thing yet you know what I mean?
maybe I make him practice like landing assault on me when I'm like max movement
speed
yeah I got the snacks
what are you eating?
I don't know coach
coach I got a snack I got a snack coach
well okay what are you eating?
Wait, hold up.
Five minutes till episode four of Ice Man?
Wait, say you were lying, bro.
OK, that's enough time for us to practice another combo.
Are you ready?
All right.
OK, so, Jinxie, now I'm going to want you to sit there,
put your hands on your keyboard.
OK, now let's practice again what you learned.
Hold Q on me.
Go.
Again, again, again, again, alright you learned.
Now again RQ, practice your RQ.
Again, RQ, RQ, RQ.
Okay you're good.
Okay so now James, this is what you're going to learn now.
I'm going to teach you how your E works.
Are you ready?
So I want you to press E and I want you to look at your hot bar.
Do you see how when you press E, it's like there's like a one second delay and then you can like press E again.
Do you see what I mean?
Yeah.
So the first time you press E, it gives you damage reduction.
The second time it fears.
Okay.
So I want you to press E and then don't press anything else.
All right.
Okay, now I want you to press E, and then as soon as you can, press it again.
Press it again.
No, press E.
Yep, I'm pressing it again.
So do you see how I have a thing on top of me that says fleeing?
So what that means is that whenever people are in range of you,
and you press E on top of them, or the cast time expires,
Then they get CC, they got crowd controlled.
So that's why what you want to do is I want you to E, hold Q on me, and then E again.
Try that.
No, you just stopped it. Try it again.
No, it's E, hold Q, E.
E, E, hold Q, and then E.
And then you instantly press it. So, Jinxie, I want you to just look right now at your keyboard, okay?
Look right now at your keyboard. You see where your fingers are, right?
Yeah.
Okay. So, right now, you know where your E is. So, if I say E, you just tap it, right? You don't have to look at your keyboard, right?
Yeah.
Okay. So, E, hold Q, E. Do it again. Again. Hold Q, E. There you go. Now, do it again.
Okay, do it again.
Okay, so what this does is it makes it so when you get on top of people and you hold
your cue, that now you can fear them to CC you so you can shit on them.
Oh, bro, sometimes Drake can stop you in two minutes though, bro.
Alright, does that mean League is over for today?
No, no, no, no.
It's just an episode, right?
What's an episode?
Chats episode four it's on his YouTube
For you ready? So you ready bro? I fuck it. Let's watch it
You can leave by the way you can leave
Well, I'm just getting something to blow my nose once I
Chatter see it where do you see that?
All right, but on his lock-in, it's like the biggest album drop of the year
When's the last time he dropped an album?
I think like all the dogs, right, was that 124?
you
I
Wait, so they got this thing?
Dude, this is frozen?
Is this actually happening right now?
Is this real?
I put the man in manipulation when I pay your rent is this real
That is insane
They froze the building holy shit, that's insane
I can't believe it. I really can't believe it. I can't believe it
It's still the laziest thing I've ever heard of my life, but I don't know what the point
What was even the point of this?
This is horrible. I
Feel like I'm on FaceTime with Drake and he's like drunk
Where's the songs at? I don't care about an episode. This is actually the worst way he finished out of the album.
Dude, fuck Drake, at this point we need to get riffed, Harold.
Bro, Drake's a great artist. He makes incredible songs. What the fuck am I listening to? What is this?
Bro, stop talking! Why do I waste a song?
Shout out to the real fans that knew what I had in the basement.
Shout out to the fake fans I thought we had in the range.
Yo, if you think this is good, you're just delusional in your dick sucking, guys.
This is just low energy talking.
If you think this is good, you're either brain dead or delusional in dick sucking.
Like Drake's one of the greatest artists of all time.
I'm not a delusional psychopath, though.
If you think this is good, you're delusional in your brain dead.
Isn't that what Bad Bunny also does?
This one we all been out of shape, rattled and shaking.
My dad got cancer right now, we bad on stages.
Trust me when I say there's plenty of things
that I'd rather be facing.
All right, I'm calling Lowe's.
I'm calling Lowe's.
And this time, ask me to be deep, I gladly explain it.
First Lowe's call of the night.
Ice.
you
Yeah, my brother said he wanted blue bean. I'mma get him one.
My new team don't know how I live. She's choppin' that heroin.
My brother got no fuckin' gear. He poppin' that heroin.
This ain't fixable, smoke way you smoke.
One adds to know about uh, uh, run champs like right now.
The bag that you bring on the plane. It's gon' carry on.
These boys dress up and think that they somebody shit is like Comic Con.
My YG's are fast and I'm prayin' you lucky it's Ramadan.
I'm gonna fall asleep bro. This is the lowest energy like shit. I've ever heard of my life
Okay, wait, I was wrong
I
Not a hater I'm dishonest I hate ladies you wrap it I've never listened to any of ladies you wrap
Take it off. I
Like the people put their energy into a song
Yeah, so time to play this game. I haven't so much talking on a beat
Honestly, maybe we do a viego game here.
I'm actually down for a viego game.
Warwick?
Honestly, you don't fuck with us a world we came in at 1v1, it's actually good this game too.
Bro, how can you be a folk-loom man using words like crowdy, genuinely?
Hey, that's wild.
You have said worse.
I'm not crazy about any of it yet.
Yeah, but I just have never said crowdy.
But, um, is this actually how he's doing the whole album? It's like this?
It was okay to turn off Mochella, that part was pretty good.
It's not that bad, you know, it's not that bad. It's just like not having to write all of it out.
I'm hoping the album is just insane again.
Oh wait, what's that?
This sounds like could be good.
Like maybe, yeah?
you
the
Oh
My god, oh my god
He's back!
He's not back?
No, no, no, listen, Diggs has the energy.
He has the energy. Let him have his moment.
I don't recognize none of that shit that he's doing, but maybe where he's from, they know it's him.
All I know is the man in my piss, hear that fucks that shit, man.
Twist, twist man.
He just saying, man down?
Twisting his fingers and looking at me, twisting some shit up that I never seen.
Twisting it up, I don't know what that means.
Twist, I'm twisting it back, see, twisting that me, twisting that six in his face, twisting that R in his face like Styles and B.
the M and the O and the B and the O and the C and the G and the O and the B and the E and the O and the G and the N and the G twist.
Twisting it, twisting it, twisting it.
Twisting it up, twisting it up.
I don't think we have time for this.
Yeah, I'm not gonna like the last three up and good
The last no maybe four
The last I mean I'm good. I'm not like listen to Drake off. I can see why he might like it because it's like this normally
But I only know Drake from like the hits, you know, and none of these sound like hits so far
So that's why for me I'm very just like mad about it, you know, I mean, but I could be in the minority
The last four have been good, I'm not gonna lie. This is starting to actually get us. It's starting to heat up. I
Can feel a fucking banger coming I can feel a bang your rights fucking
I
Like this sounds like could be good like this one could maybe be good
But he's probably just gonna sound like this the entire song and then it's gonna be a shitty one because that's what he's done in every song so far
YES! YES! YES!
It's not bad, yeah, but it's good for like an intro, but it needs like escalating, it's like something with an actual catchy chorus.
But the issue is that he hasn't had any with like a catchy chorus right now, except he's on the table, but it's like the lyrics sounds like...
...a piece of-
you
I'm funny one day Am I going to stop doing it probably?
Yo guys, I make my entire existence about fucking woman making money and getting to the top
of charts.
Why does nobody want to engage with me like I'm a real human being?
What you fucking, what is this dude, who fucking knows?
I'm obsessed with everything at a surface level, but everybody only treats me like I'm at a surface level. Why guys?
Oh fuck. Boy do I have news for you. I used to be the same.
I used to be the same. It's fucking uh...
It took me to always like what, 21 to grow out of it though?
Like we can't be fucking 40 years old same as shit.
But you had to only listen to Drake or have bees on the table.
Ah, you're asking the real questions.
on the table yeah can we get some more bees on the table bro that was the head
of the album fucking run it back dude please
just some random autistic guy saying bees on the table
And this is just like a really disgusting game to play.
Nice, I mean you could easily kill this.
Oh, nice.
I'm gonna go for the arching mode
Not sure about the grade fight
how did he come back from being outed as a pedophile genuine question
Like after the whole Kendrick thing should he have just like died and been forgotten like how do you actually come back from that?
He didn't he's too popular
Was there any proof of it?
XQC provided the proof. XQC said there was nothing to do late game, or was that several and all though.
Oh my god guys, Jake just dropped another song about him f**king random woman.
What am I?
Do you know what I mean?
My stream crashed during the song and you guys said thank god W's
Finally it's over, please don't fix this
Oh
So I can't fucking talk my face rush or so murder surge so fucking disgusting
Chad has his stream back.
Thank God it crashed.
Finally it's over.
Finally thank God it's over.
WDDOS.
Yeah, was he drunk for like half of this album?
It's just like, I don't know man, I don't know.
Girl, you know what's up with me? I put up in a heartbeat.
She wanna go next door, she wanna be party.
Bro, there were some good ones, bro.
I just like, I don't know, maybe just me.
I just like fast-paced, energized rap. Not this.
Alright, cut.
I
Like three songs seven of them were like already done
All right, yo, peace out. Yeah, I'm gonna catch y'all peace out bro. What I advise and I broke my camera
Look bro, um
Look man, if you guys like the album you like the album if you don't know I just I like I don't know if I like I
I like feeling energized.
Yeah, I'm just gonna suddenly exit the call because I don't want him to like end his stream.
I don't want him to like end his stream and then afterwards he just like starts like talking to someone or some shit and then I like leak stuff.
You know, so I'll just like quietly exit the call.
Alright, let's run some other music now.
He just starts jerking and I don't want to like risk a risk that he was like still in the corner.
All right, let's see guys.
Freedom?
I don't want you.
Ah, sister.
like the thing about this game is that we have to just play for our body.
Can you hear my donation please?
It sucks that these autotune abusing bums get all the listeners,
But do you have freestyle legends that get thus pulled on them?
I mean, yeah, but that's just everything in life.
Sometimes it's about exposure more than it is, like, talents.
A lot of the times, actually, it's more about that.
You know what I mean?
OK.
Can we try for this?
Oh, no.
This actually looks fucking decent.
Okay, so if I'm not gonna win that, then like how am I supposed to play it then?
I guess I'll just listen.
Adonta's seeing get enough yet?
Is he not?
Okay, let me see.
This isn't the album, it's not!
So it's a teaser!
What is it?
A porno flip?
I don't even know what it is.
So it's a teaser. What is it a porno flip? I don't even know what this is. I feel like I'm watching fucking euphoria
I feel like I'm watching euphoria and it's just sex scenes
Where is straight? Where's the headline straight? Where's he at?
Fuck I feel like I'm watching more of a porno than a fucking album
He sounds drunk in half the songs
I
Referring to himself in the third person that's strange
this headset off y'all. I got about five more minutes in me. We need music Drake!
I'm not hating. I'm not hating. I don't listen to sex songs. All three albums shopping at Vidna.
Wait, three? Three Alps?
I smell the bees on the table, Loki.
So he's dropping three albums in one hour. Three albums in one hour.
So what the fuck is all this?
What's even the point of all this?
What's Los' reaction to this information?
Three albums in one hour. Let's see what Lois says
Chrome broke a third album hit the tower bro spot enough for the second one does
What does that mean, bro?
What does that mean, buddy?
What does that mean?
Okay, yeah, we cannot kill this guy for shit.
He just sails way too much.
We need hands like y'all.
There are three drinks.
To get 1080p on kick, I have to log in.
What?
Luis, what the fuck did I say?
Four days ago, dude.
We need to start drinking right now.
I'm on it.
I'm already fucked up, bro. What does that mean, bro?
You have to start drinking right now. You're witnessing history.
How many artists have gone one, two, three in the billboards?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How many artists have ever gone one, two, three in the billboards?
So I think we all start people like that doing a bit,
where they just like glaze to like appeal to the funds of it,
or is it just like they actually believe it?
So what did we just listen to?
What did we just listen to bro?
Blue, right, green, yo this motherfuckers been planning this shit.
Did that, yo, yo, chat, take your fuck-
It's an interlude, teasers.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, hey, I'm about to freak, I'm about to freak out, I'm about to
freak out, I'm literally gonna freak out, I'm literally gonna, I'm gonna freak out,
I'm gonna freak out in a second.
I know for a fact, he didn't get 21 Savage for a teaser.
He got him on the album.
I'm a human with a brain.
That is a song on the album.
I already know it is.
He got 21 Savage for a teaser.
Sure.
Be some of the table.
You guys don't even know.
Real.
What are you, Drake?
It's gonna look so fucking horrible.
Wait dude, what the fuck?
Drake only played like maybe eight songs.
Okay, that's it.
He played like 15 songs.
Alright. Love dude.
Um...
Is there even anything that we can't even do?
I
Like
Who can do a post-blog I don't even want to listen to three
Three albums. I mean like that's like telling me to read a novel
three three
Stay up and listen to you part-timer. You know what, chat? I said I was gonna stay up
till midnight to listen to Drake's new album, Iceman. And now there's three albums. Look,
guys can I just be honest though there was some good songs in there but listen
dude I'm not like a drunk girl at a club so I don't know if Drake is like my
guy anymore I don't know look dude I miss like oh gee Drake I might be too
strong out on comfort like I don't know what to say bro I don't I feel like I
I actually lose this.
Maybe if I was a drunk girl at a club.
But I don't know, bro.
Like there was some things on there that I liked.
But God damn it.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
Is there anybody you have any anti-kill?
Oh, nice.
I don't know.
I guess Los.
I guess Los is.
I don't know.
I don't know, bro. It's like I just feel like I was watching like maybe I get this
I feel like I was watching like a euphoria fucking episode in half of the songs, bro
Can somebody say I'm hearing Jinx in the background because there's a chance that you might want to go back to league
So I'm just saying to see if he does
I got I don't know, bro. I don't know man
Why not ask him?
Because I don't want to ruin his motion like that.
Alright chat, well, I'm hoppin' off, bro.
What I'll do is, you all know what I like.
So, you guys listen to the three albums, because I'd rather-
Alright.
Okay, let's do this. Now we gotta walk in.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys about this game.
This game is looking fucking rough for us right now.
Like, Loki this game is actually looking genuinely fucking rough.
Turn on some Drake?
Yeah, but we've been literally getting our ears assaulted without the last hour.
I don't think we're going to do more of this.
i think we have to literally just reset here
cause like i'm pretty sure that the enemy team actually ends the game if we don't
i'm trying to think of what we got item wise though
maybe like a serax
this is horrible
I'm kind of hoping that the zeoth walks up here.
Pike could be raided.
Nice, good solo kill.
We really need to hear some book on shutdown. This is like more necessary than anything
But I can't like I can't go for the big one though
It's about to run for what color those good chance would have actually killed me
We're sorry about jinxing on eyes get rough. He's only shaming until like the the jake album junked anyway, so
Listen, he made good progress today and he learned how to hold Q, so it was overall a
good day.
Wow, that's horrible.
It didn't even drop?
Well, I'm going to be honest, if that was the intro, it's like I don't think anybody's
excited to read the actual fucking album right here.
Like I listened to all that too, and that was actually next level bad.
I was like actually horrible
They're not a single song that would ever want to listen to a single time and then at one point
There's just some random autistic I sing bees on the table. What bees on the table, bro
Beans on the table. Yeah fucking cheers. Well, what's for breakfast beans on the table, you know, I want something healthy
Is there an alternative peas on the table? Okay, well fuck, you know, it's like Jesus
The new Jake album
Yeah
Did you see that Chris Brown with the Zara Larson?
No I wasn't
So Zara Larson kind of went viral at something
She's like overall viral right now because of her music and how chronic young line she is
But she made like a tweet being like, I don't know if it was like fuck Chris Brown
Or like you're a dumb bitch if you listen to Chris Brown or something like that
Like flaming him right which is totally valid because everything is most listener base
This dumb ugly woman that think they have a chance with a guy that literally abuses a rapist
So wait isn't listening to Chris Brown like a black dude joining the KKK like for a woman
Okay
But he was like, dude, like, I'm gonna fuck if you like me or not, if you listen to me or not.
But like, if you have an issue with me, I don't know, go listen to some fucking Zara Larsson assumption.
And then people are now starting to make fun of him because she has on every single app more listeners than he has.
And his full comments are full of like babes, we are. We're listening to her and at you.
Like that guy also needs to be humble, but like he can't be humble, the dumb woman still suck his cock.
Yeah, but isn't the only thing that guy's even known for is beating Rihanna?
No, he has some good songs. Like, no Tino, Shay, no Hay. Like, some of the songs are actually good, but like, it's like Nicki Minaj, like, fuck that bitch.
But it's like, she got some-
My Anaconda, dope.
No, stop, we're not supporting this household, but yeah. Same with her.
Oh, that's the problem with the last game.
Alright, see you soon.
Alright, let's go.
The problem is that I'd love to chase here, but...
It doesn't even work.
What we need is just to fight with Vlad.
Oh my god, this actually is a system.
Guys, is there any way that we can fight this dragon?
But don't fight this dragon Lusos, so it's like...
It's like an hour number.
Like it's on an hour number.
Oh my god, wow.
I think we're probably going to lose the game, sure.
Yeah, we're going to get contested by Foha of Wukong, I can't do shit again, so I'm going
to do science.
Unless I cover up to a slide.
No!
We lost.
No!
We lost.
That sucks, bro.
That sucks.
Like, if out of dodge had last, he wrapped out.
Nah, we could've made one.
I mean,
hold on, maybe there's still a chance, okay?
Oh, no, we lost.
Like, they're gonna get the wave vault.
I'm lucky.
I didn't tell him much effort, he put in the go-chains, just...
No, bro, he's good.
Well, he's good. He does care.
Don't leave too much into it.
It's good Jinx, he wants to have fun and then also improve, you know?
He doesn't just want to know like the game.
I respect his approach to it.
He did good progress today.
Oh my god, that's actually such a sad game, though. Fuck me.
Jesus sad fucking game alright guys listen I think we're gonna have to call this
him here I think Loki we're gonna have to call this him here so listen up okay
tomorrow is gonna be the earliest that we've gone live in a very long time and
the reason why is because I have a Warcraft 3 tournament starting at 8
o'clock in the morning until 4.30 p.m. Eastern. So just so you guys understand
what exactly that means, it means that the time that I usually start stream,
right, by the time I usually start stream, I'm literally gonna be six hours
deep into a stream. I'm not even kidding. So the Warcraft 3 tournament is hosted
by Grubby and it is going to be played with Tau 1 as well. I'll actually show
guys a video about it give me a second because I'm watching on my stream
I think it's over here from the
Holy s**t, Harry!
Yo guys, what's up?
If you weren't done reading that build already yet, you can get your own on my merch website.
It's in the description.
After weeks of planning, the next Warcraft 3 Invitational tournament is finally here.
I'm Brody, and this is the Alter of Champions tournament.
Eight streamers will go head to head in a $10,000 tournament on May 15th, 16th and 17th.
The price tag is sponsored by Blizzard.
The rest of it is up to us.
All streamers participating are relatively new or completely new to the game, and they
have had to learn Warcraft 3 from the ground up.
Their training arcs have already begun, tens of thousands of people are tuning in to see
their progress.
Now the players probably assume this is going to be a 1-on-1 tournament again, like the
last two that we held in 2025, but they are wrong.
There will be a 1-on-1 tournament.
It's going to happen on the second and the third day of that weekend, 16th and 17th of
May.
It is going to be a familiar format.
Before that though, an exciting new system will play out on the opening day on Friday.
I'm dividing the players into two different teams, Team Alpha and Team Omega.
These teams are going to be facing off against each other-
Team Omega, I think my team is Hera, Maxim, and Po-X. So we're against Tyler1.
They're in a clan war with a variety of comparative matchups that will highlight the diversity of Warcraft 3 flavors and disciplines.
It's a callback to the WC3L system that many old school Warcraft 3 fans will have fond memories of.
The winning team of the clan war will be awarded $2,500 each for the 4 players, and it will also allow the winners to pick their playoff brackets for the 1 on 1 tournament.
In the clan war format, the goal will be to win 3 out of the 5 matches minimum.
gameplay, communication and solid teamwork will be the keys to victory.
In the opening match on Friday, each team will send a representative to begin the inaugural
match, a 1-on-1, best of 3 series.
A victory here scores a point for their team.
Next each team will send in their 2-on-2 players.
With the right strategy and coordination, one team will be able to clinch victory there.
The score will not according to their team.
The key is that the match 1 player cannot be reused in this 2 vs 2, so proper planning
will be crucial to utilize each player's unique strengths.
For a third series this time over, the first time in Warcraft 3, a 4-on-4 will be an integral
part of a big prize money tournament, with a prize pool of 5 figures or more.
Each player is going to be playing for their team in a classic 4-on-4 battle.
I'm going to be honest with you guys about something.
Let me show you someone.
This is the ratings of everybody that's a part of it.
I'm second to last place.
But the only reason why is because I haven't been playing that much.
My winrate over the last like a week has been like 60% of non-trolling.
2-2 in score, an ace match is going to be required.
Everyone is allowed to be picked again, and each team will send their best player forward
to decide once and for all whether Team Alpha or Omega will get the victory.
Once the team battle score has been determined, one team will stand the victor.
Before winning players now get to pick their playoff opponents for the 1-1 tournament on
Saturday 16th of May.
The team captain may choose any opponent from the losing team first and foremost to face
off against in the 1-1 tournament on Saturday.
The captain then allocates the second and third pick order to the most deserving players
by their estimation.
It can be based on their clan war performance, blatant favoritism, or a system of their own
making.
The players that the team captain picks can choose their respective 1 on 1 opponent for
the tournament, second and third respectively.
The remaining player will get the last pick, though there won't be much of a pick at all
because the world is going to be a mess.
We're trying to do a practice now then, I'll probably practice later.
Maybe I'll do like one game on the stream.
We'll see if I'm ready.
And thus the bracket will have been set for Saturday.
Over the next two days, the 1 on 1 tournament is going to be playing out.
You will witness the best player emerging out of the primordial chaos of their evolution
as Warcraft 3 players.
The double elimination format is going to be used with an 8 player grid, all best of
3 matches except for the upper bracket finals, the lower bracket finals, and the grand finals.
All of those are going to be pure best of 5s.
The winner bracket player will have very advantageous map picks as a reward for getting there through
the upper bracket.
With the $2000 prize money going to the 4 winners of the Clan War, $8000 is left for
the 1-on-1 tournament.
Also, if you want to follow more information about the tournament, simply go to www.followgruby.com
and tick on Alter of Champions and you can see how all the players are doing.
Check out their rankings, see which champions are in the tournament, and a little bit of
Wait, what does it say about me?
Youngest streamer of the event, he has a question.
Weakness. Chokes a bit in battles.
His initial grind led to a sub-25% win rate, landing him in the mid 400s on a mar.
Has a unique style of play where he sucks off hooded men with cloaks.
grinding Warcraft 3, not an easy game, but a wonderful one at that. Thank you to Tiger1,
MaryMavy, Hera, Pax, YamatoKannon, Dantez, Simply, and Maxen. It's my honor to have you guys play
in this event. Next, thank you to all my Twitch moderators, who have been helping out so much
behind the scenes. In no particular order, MustardMan, VVA, Aurora, RuiKanGaist, Excalibur,
UmbusCoreZ, MaMaxZero, LioSopalder, Ilessas, TrueUmbusCoreKing, CandyBombers, Line8, Vorengov,
UmbusCoreZ, Decinibun, VexorRace, and more. Jesus, this guy has that many fucking mods,
and I only have like one mod that consists in watches my stream. And after the time, he's
are you just afk cuz he works a minimum wage internship in fucking brazil that
gives him $100 a month cheers bro it's subrain I am hyped
alright guys ready we're gonna do one more craft three game
chat one of you guys think I'm gonna win I think I'm fucking my action I'm not
I'm kidding, I just weren't part of this shit.
Why are some of you guys not typing one? You guys are fucking bastards for that.
That's what an APS ends up in.
Okay, I don't think it's anything like too crazy though.
Ladies Savanas is a night out fright.
No, no, no, Ladies Savanas is the one
that I actually like use as my champion.
Let's get info.
Jinxies chat wanted ads instead of Drake.
I'm gonna be honest like I don't blame them bro. How the fuck can anyone listen to that shit?
Like genuinely
Come on find me a fucking game
It's actually crazy how this game saw its updates so okay
Do you play some nautica 2 now I only downloaded it in case
like someone wants to play or some shit, like if James Sastry is playing then I'll at least have it down
I was about to cancel my sub to get ads
what's up buddy
ooooh ok guys ready? ok check this out
get ready for it guys
check this fucking shit out look
Oh, I'm fucking retarded.
You know what the problem with the Warcraft 3 community is?
They always say good luck have fun.
So then I feel like a fucking asshole when I tell them to eat shit and die.
You know what I mean?
It's like it's so cancer because it's just like these random wholesome 35 year old men
that have been playing this game for like 15 years
and then it's like I just want to be like
fuck you asshole
but then it's like dude I literally feel like a dick
you know what I mean?
and now the problem is that he's playing Orc
and Orcs normally do a lot of cheesing and shit
be the change you want to see in Fax
okay so now look
the way that this build order works right
is that in this game
you have different tiers of units okay?
And the best unit that you can buy is something called a Frost Worm
which is essentially like this fucking dragon that goes crazy.
So the way that this build works is you essentially just maximize the resources
that you spend on like everything else, right?
So that you can just sit there and go fucking crazy
and train Frost Worms as soon as possible.
So the reason why I'm saying this guy over here is because in the middle of the map
there's something called a Tavern, which is like this T.
And when you go to the tavern, essentially what you do is you need to summon the Dark Ranger.
Right?
So now what the reason why I'm making more of these like goals over here is because the goals actually mine lumber.
So your two resources that you have are lumber and gold, right?
Which you can see over here.
That little like chicken drumstick is something called a population.
The more population you have, the less gold you actually earn.
So now we're just waiting, and we're gonna upgrade this.
And then once we upgrade this, we're gonna buy the Dark Ranger, and then we're gonna
go fucking crazy.
Let's get ready for it, guys.
Okay, so now I start sucking them off.
See so now I just suck this guy off.
So he's always gonna lose this fight no matter what because I have lifesteal, see?
He's a fucking loser ass piece of shit so he doesn't realize that.
just chase them. It's not only like low as fuck right? It's not just like macroing, this
called macroing. So the thing about Orcs is that Orcs kind of like fall off later, but
early game they like do a bunch of cancer show right? So that's why right now I'm just
kind of like fucking with them early and it's super worth
so I'm just gonna show
now they're just running down see like he's at a loss for it he doesn't know
what the fuck he's doing
Motherfucker is completely clueless. Fucking clueless retard piece of shit.
Look, I would just chase him around like this.
And so you're just like a fucking shithead strat.
Where is he?
now I just run away so now he's completely out of the game right but the fun
part about him being completely out of the game is I'm not now why am I not
because my guy fucking scales so now we're gonna buy this okay this we're
We're gonna do this, we're gonna summon our new hero, and we're gonna go with Risha.
And now we start doing this shit.
Goodness.
Are you fucking serious?
Nice, I randomly bugged this, and I'm fighting two camps at the same time, I don't even know why the fuck that's happening.
Oh my god, what is this?
So now we're just gonna teleport out because we fucking die if we don't.
So now we're gonna do this, we're gonna start summoning some of these guys,
and then I'm also gonna make two more Ziggurots, which allow you to get more population.
So now what we have to do is we just wait until this is completed and then now we just
have to get a little bit more gold and then we make some of these.
So now what we're doing is we're literally just like perma fighting.
So I got some more shut, so now we're going to walk up here.
So now I think when I'm actually in this I'm going to walk here.
So we're not going to upgrade.
We're not gonna upgrade we're gonna like create another obsidian statue, which is like kind of like a healer thinking about that one
Oh my fucking god, that's fun
So now what I need is I need to just like level up as fast as possible.
So the guy that like sucks people off, right?
He doesn't actually just suck people off.
He can also give them life.
If I must, if that is your wish, will this ever end?
Oh no, what the fuck?
What the hell do you mean by that?
Oh, nice.
Uhhh...
Yes, Master. I will aid you.
I bow to your will. I will be done.
I will aid you, if you don't trust me, let them let you beware, let them let them beware.
Correct my...
Okay, so now what we have to do is we have to like low key chase.
I think I might just...
Okay, so now we need to make like our third unit, because you can make up to three units.
I
Do they know what fucking way this guy's doing this shit again
This guy's joining me a fucking cancer retard
I mean Loki maybe I could like
Motsa man
Nice this looks good. We just say I'm ironically keep chasing
Like the thing is that right now is they're just like a bit too strong
And all they just fight this shit
So now I'm about to start getting my dragons, and when I get my dragons that's when the
game becomes a lot easier.
Okay, so now I make more of these houses, because you see how my population is maxed
out at 50?
We don't want that.
Okay, so now I'm about to start getting my dragons, and when I get my dragons that's
So now the thing that I'm worried about unironically is that he just tries to attack me and give
me a chance right now.
So what I'm going to do is after I clear all of this, now that I have my Frost Worms to
like the dragons. I'm going to start making more of them and just make them crazy.
So now we just make this, and then we can make another two of these, perfect.
So the reason why I'm taking over the middle of the map here is because I'm like a bit
worried that he like does cringe stuff.
Nice, two camps to farm.
So the thing is that the more camps you farm, the better, right?
Because like if you're sitting there and you're farming camps, and the enemy isn't,
then you're locally like fucking them really hard because of it.
Cause it means that your heroes get XP so they become way stronger and the enemies don't.
As they're just how you win this game.
Super like hero centric.
Ok.
So we're gonna walk up here.
maybe he like has a gold mine set up here he doesn't
so I'm just gonna lock over here
so I just put a thing in my inventory
which is called a scroll of town portal
and essentially what that is it makes it so you can like teleport your entire army back
Alright, now I'm just gonna win the game, mother.
the thing is you see how I just killed the zeros? There we go. Fucking GG you see. That's
here just how you win. And keep in mind that that guy had like 150 elo on me. Like I'm
telling guys, I'm not even trolling when I say this. I'm genuinely insanely fucking
good at this game. The only problem is that I haven't played enough to actually increase
my rank. But this is my matches here, my last 20. Like I have what, 5 losses? And yeah I've
have been getting coached by my jib go did
you guys want to do one more than we head off
one more than we head off
yes i guess
did you practice anything else nope i'm one checking this
you need double your apm no i don't
if i want to get like a billion illos sure i should double my a p m but it's
like i really don't need to
because i think the thing about this game is i feel like too many people get
hung up on like
all you need this a p m you need that a p m you need to listen to that
but it's like you really don't
Do a rush? I don't know how to rush.
So now when you make another Ziggurat, like this, good.
So this is why you make another Ziggurat because what's gonna happen now
is that I'm gonna have to start making some more ghouls, right? Because I need more, like,
lumber harvest.
This game has rank as well. How far have you gone? Not far, bro. Not far.
I'm not that great at this game to be honest and I also haven't really played that much either.
It's like the problem is that when I started playing this game I just got really tilted because I was like very shit.
And then like over time I just got good at this strategy because like there's one Polish dude named Saul Aitman
and he like literally cultivated this strategy for me.
He was like, don't test this, it's like braindub league of legends.
Like you don't have to micromanage anything, you're very just too braindub league of legends.
And I was like, okay, cool. That sounds good to me, Mr. Solve.
So he's there, he like, go did. Like, he held me out and now we're fucking chilling.
So now look.
So now after you make four goals,
the check with the build is you literally do nothing.
You make four goals and then you just wait.
Like, imagine, I have 30 seconds where I can just sit here and fucking start stroking my shit under the table.
And I'm good if I do that.
like
so the rest
more gold
so the reason why this guy is doing this cringe by the way is because he's a
fucking loser
he's a loser and he plays orc
yes or bro
and now I just micro and I fucking shit in his face
the thing is I can outheal all the damage I don't care
Let's see so now the whole thing about orcas that they want to cheese you early
but look what I'm doing I'm making impossible for him to cheese me because
I'm the one teasing him you see look he's a three-year-old wanting me I'm
wanting fucking loser-ass fucking bitch kid fuck you so now look what am I
gonna do I'm just gonna wrap around and do the same shit again so fuck you dumb
mask it
stupid bitch we don't
yes fuck
it's like you literally just like
so now I just TP back
I know the thing is that his entire game is like delayed as fuck right
but guess what happens with me
Nothing happens with me, because I just fucking chill now.
Now I run and I just clear my camps.
See?
So now, even though I'm like 5 HP, I can literally just clear my jungle camps and it's easy as fuck.
So you have to wait 27 seconds.
You're literally dying?
No, but the thing is like you have this like toxic thing called the scroll of town portal
and what this scroll of town portal does is it makes you invulnerable to all damage
and you just teleport back to base. So that's why early cheese shots work
because you can just do that and like you get back and you're chilling.
The forces are under attack!
I'm gonna go for the double kill!
Someone run all the way over here?
I'll kill your son and bear!
Can't escape that! Can't run!
I'm just gonna...
I wish only had to serve.
I will eat you!
Run more, you coward!
So I'm just running all the rift here.
Second news is I just upgraded the sinkhole to nerubian tower which is like a defensive
thing.
So now what I need is I'm gonna have to summon some of these.
I'm just going to run all the way to the shop by health and mana pots and I'll beat
him.
Take a session.
Nice.
There we go.
So now we're in a good spot.
What the f**k is this?
What a foolish thought.
Now,
do this for a while.
I know, but this is f**king god to feel the wish.
Don't wait for the time to sleep on this place.
I must kill you.
What the f**k are you doing here?
Stand right for me.
all right let's see if I can be sure
oh no
I just need to like, perm a heal everything right now.
Dude, this is so fucking cancer.
Oh, what a fucking AIDS retard this guy is.
Is there anything I can make the dragon thing though?
Yeah, this sucks.
Thing is that there's no like units I can make right now that I beat that crazy.
This one there's way not much you can do.
It's just all in here.
Yeah, this is over, man.
I mean, I already lost. It is what it is.
Like...
They're like, this kid's just a fucking 40-year-old fucking retort that plays this game 9 hours a day
and then sits there and fucking like, it's still hard stuck, 600 uO after like, years of crying.
It is what it is, dude.
So that's the only shit thing, like, sometimes you play against these fucking complete losers.
Build troops? No, there's no point.
Okay, so I got up 2, it's so much better.
No, the reason I'm playing this is because we're playing a tournament tomorrow.
What time is the tournament at? So it's going to start at 8 in the morning.
It's going to start at 8 in the morning, so I'll do one more and I'm going to get off.
That's why I'm going to be honest, like I'm a little worried, but one of the reasons why I'm
not really that word is because like it's low key like group fights for the
first day you know so it should be fine
let's get my clash of clans yes
All right, one second, I need to help a little with something, give me one second.
It's like speedrunning class of clans over and over again.
Yeah, exactly.
I want to wake up for the gym tomorrow and then you wake up at 6.30 oh my god.
Chromancers are really good too. They spawn units for you
No, I'm talking about that yet, but do they just automatically do it or do you need to like do stuff for it?
How long will tomorrow's stream be so we're gonna be starting stream around like 8 a.m
uh...
it's gonna suffer on my gating and and uh... work after last until like four
thirty
last until i four thirty and then after is a program for more
i got
not do not another or for these kids are so fucking cringe and retarded
they're so bad at the game it's so disgusting
i'm watching this is a good luck have fun
shut the fuck up
all right
see like this is what I'm telling you now I feel like an asshole
now I literally feel like a piece of shit bro I literally feel like such a
piece of shit
nice dude
oh I fucked up the build over
Oh, let's wait for a few seconds.
We're gonna be a couple seconds late, but it shouldn't be too bad.
What would you rather go against?
Literally anything, unironically.
Literally anything.
Because the problem is that, like, tilted much.
Because, like, the problem with Orcas is that Orcas is literally a race that's built on just, like, early choosing.
It's like what it is. It's just like early cheesing.
I think like legitimately three or two or three of their heroes are legitimate
experts at early cheesing, which is just like fucking ridiculous when you think about it, right?
Isn't your shot literally you going into the enemy base with a promo healing hero early game?
yes what's your point these people play orc did this like I'm doing literally
what orc players do because I'm forced to I wish you fuck off the most yes master
give me one to describe cancer okay well whatever like well one be one then
If that is your wish, if I must. If that is your wish.
I'd be your master.
Go back to my hatred, or this ever end.
Where shall I blight, and I'll do something there?
Land my torment, if I must.
of his permanent units. Because these two little wolves, you can probably respawn them, it's
really easy.
So now my guess is he's going to walk up here in front of this guy.
you're a fucking woman if I must
if ever and what's complete
I go is ready if I must
if that is your wish I bought enough time
I need to upgrade one of these shirts cause now it's like I did what I could but I need fuck off
I go if that is your wish
Will this ever end?
Let the living be where?
I don't know.
If I must.
If that is your wish.
Will this ever end?
I don't know.
Direct my hatred.
Let's go, stick the bitch.
Upgrade.
If I must.
Will this ever end?
Some way after this, after that, this.
Direct to my hatred.
Tremble before me.
Nice.
Okay, so now we should be good for a little bit.
I wish I could have the power to use it.
I would rather die.
For the power and...
If that is your wish.
If I must...
I'd go...
What if you had a poor request?
I mean it's like obvious that this guy's ghosting like it's
certainly not a good question but what a cringe fucking retard if you see what I'm saying
imagine ghosting in Warcraft 3 like you must like get beaten, you really must get beaten
every day that you get home from school, you're still in school at 4 years old because your
parents fucking hate you and your fucking life is shit.
oh man
so i'm trying to think like what should we do then
maybe i build some dark worlds
So now we just need to rebuild our shit.
I'm going to build it over here so it's a little more defended.
So this is up in like three seconds.
Okay, so we need 400 gold for this.
Okay, so let me thank you, so now we have two of these things.
Josh, you like really good.
Nice, we already saw all the fucking green camps.
god that is so shit for us
let me actually make another defensive turret for sure
I think I know our best play on ironic is we just keep making defensive turrets cause like
Okay, nice.
So now what we do is we're gonna go clear this like we didn't think I'd know we're getting.
Here he comes.
Now we should be okay for now.
My intestine...
Our forces are under attack.
Summoning is complete.
Where shall my blood be spilled?
My creation has ended.
That's why I'm here.
I wanted your funeral.
And your servant.
That is your wish.
It's not a real question, but I wanna look for a fight here.
So we just throw off the enemy attack, which I'm still trying to do.
Yeah this is Wisconsin, our hero has been killed.
Oh, this is bad.
I'm here to just somehow find a way to run.
Alright, I know we're just as the game fucking cheers to you.
more cigarettes
this is just fucking cancer
okay uh wow this is rough now
Okay, slow me think.
Any micro won't die.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Any micro won't die.
Promise that he has like three heroes so there's really not much I can do.
Although defending from this position doesn't necessarily work that bad.
Oh yes.
OOH! He threw fucking super retarded loser fucking freak kid!
Kill the shit.
Okay, nice. The retarded fucking piece of shit loser threw.
I will aid you for this ever-end if that's the case.
Aw Jesus, this game is still going to be rough as fuck though.
I need to make the sleeper awake.
It's going to be like 30 seconds.
And to my torment, I go.
Is this green camp up? Of course not.
so the problem is now that all my heroes are gonna get out leveled which is a
really good fucking stuff but maybe there's a chance that I could somehow
choose to win I have an idea I need to hope that he's not ghosting though
is
okay nice
guys i'm being serious
we're genuinely in a good spot right now
I will aid you.
Vengeance is yours.
Direct to my hatred.
I'm gone, you call.
Yeah!
Direct to my hatred.
Let me live in you more.
I'm gone, you call.
Let me live in you more.
I'm gone, you call.
Bro, that's another micro's units for shit.
You're fucking stupid, clawing fucking bitch, kid.
You call.
I will aid you.
If I must...
...bind my torment...
Our force is around my chest but the darkness appeared.
Okay, so my suit...
Now we have this guy here.
I wish only what's there.
So I'm gonna probably make like...
Two more turrets here.
Oh my god, but I didn't realize!
I have fucking jackets!
Oh, you're about to get fucking shit on you stupid prick.
my bro is ready if that is your own wish i know will this ever end uh where's the shell
sure i need to buy a ton of
top portal i have to go at least i will aid you will this ever
it's now we're gonna just we're gonna walk out we'll be sure i'm gonna find
You're so cringy, you're so cringy, if I need to I should cut the leg.
I'm chasing. I'm chasing. I'm chasing. I'm chasing.
Oh yeah, you're getting all micro on this fucking dog shit, man.
You're fucking dog shit, bro.
Oh my god.
Fucking destroy, fucking destroy, kid, it's so mad.
Bro, he's 45 years old.
He plays this game his entire life, sits there, dedicates every waking hour to trying to fucking
like do all this fucking cringe bullshit and then he gets fucking absolutely, aimily annihilated
bro.
You're shit!
You're fucking shit!
Holy fuck!
Literally destroyed.
Yo, yo buddy, yo buddy, yo buddy, thanks for the fucking free win.
fucking pussy ass fucking retarded kid thanks for the free win bro you you
got to win earlier with your fucking stupid cheese thanks for the free win
fucking stupid dipshit fucking retard so get your profile now cheers bro 200
lifetime games with a 45% rate you're fucking pathetic look at that last 12
games he has two losses I was one of them cheers bro
else snipes yeah but I told you guys he was ghosting like I looked and you play
one last they won last like that that wasn't like satisfying enough for me
literally destroyed he's addicted yeah dude I'm not kidding like actually I'm
I'm excited for the game tomorrow the thing about this game is like I wish
this game wouldn't kill my streaming career you know I mean like I wish I
I didn't have to average half of my normal viewer count by playing this game, but unfortunately, it's like that.
What's the game? Let's turn it on some more.
When is it turning tomorrow? Oh, it's actually in 8 hours. Maybe I should get off.
Yeah, okay, I should actually get off.
Okay guys, listen, I'm going to get off.
I want to thank you guys so far, I think today.
For all the followers who are watching, thank you, subs give, subs resubs, appreciate it.
For all the viewers, really, really, really do appreciate it.
So yes, tomorrow the tourney will be starting at 8am Eastern, so we're going to be getting
up soon.
But yeah, it'll be fun, but yeah, so anyways, I'll still try to get some league games in
over the course of the day, probably like later on in the day.
So we're going to be doing like the tournament and then afterwards like league, so it should
be a lot of fun.
But anyways, with all being said, I hope you guys have a great rest of the night, thank
you guys again for everything, and I will see you all tomorrow.
Peace.