Yeah, how we doing? It's good guys give me a second
Hold up hold up hold up. Give me one sec
Okay guys listen up wait, let me just do something hold on
All right, we're good now, okay
It's good guys. So listen there is gonna be a tournament today. We are playing in a Warcraft 3 tournament
I thought it started at 8 turns outside at 10, so I got a workout in
Thank you, so yeah, there is a big tournament today, so it should be a lot of fun
All right, so yeah, so the way that this tournament is working okay guys, let me explain it
Essentially it's a Warcraft 3 tournament not sure if you guys have ever played it before
But these are gonna be the teams so it's me and
And these three against Tyler one and these three
The difference between me and Taiwan though is that I'm not the team captain because I'm low key disabled in this game
But I've been training a lot of streams. I'm gonna go crazy
It wasn't fucked in my water bottle go
And a pattern from welcome. Thank you. You need to have a story. Do I leave it?
They're like funny interactions
Fuck me. Wait. Give me a second. I think I forgot my water bottle
the players and the captains to announce this in their respective private chats which if
I'm correct you should also have access to correct?
I don't know about that but let me tell you that the amount of mind games is crazy and
Mr. Gravi...
I don't think you plan to lose.
Nope.
I plan to be the dark horse bro.
I've literally been going crazy offshim every day going to bed up like 4 in the morning
because I've been practicing this game.
Let me tell you guys you will not be losing this shit. Trust me. I'm not
You're guessing right?
I'm guessing. Oh, yeah. What game is this? It's called Warcraft 3. It's kind of similar to Starcraft 2
I saw it's like the original Starcraft 2. I think it was this morning on stream
By the way, first of all, can I also start by thanking you for covering so much of the event both their practice
Being a coach to some of the players as well. You're the dark horse in every tournament adding to the event in a great way
Okay, chill. Relax. We do not need to be going that far.
It's up to you.
Maybe and more. And it's been really good. I tuned in to you seeing the brackets.
How are you? I'm feeling good today, bro. I'm feeling good today.
I feel like we're going to fucking destroy this game.
Why crazy for saying that?
Really long day. But anyway, how do you feel?
I feel amazing and grubby. First thing first.
Thank you for all the nice words.
But you need to remember that you are like the organ.
You are like FIFA, of course, in a good way.
That's organizing the World Cup, you know.
I'm the journalist, you know, we are organized
Have you been training upstream?
Check this out
Argentina versus France and the eyes of the entire Worldcraft reward are on you
So thank you very much. I'm very hyped
And yes, the last thing about the mind games, I speculate
Don't mind, I guess there's a fucking update of this fucking game
There's so many different mind games
I just had to mention Paraifle, you know, at least once on the broadcast
What's worse, your hairline or the holocaust are...
That's a nice message to wake up to
Big fan been watching on YouTube for years
It's getting self in the headliner match. How come you didn't show me the practice because the thing is it's very hard to like understand
That's why the logic here, but you know we're not getting your camera feed
On paper. Okay, so Ruhi the thing is you are getting the camera feed
But I don't know how to make it so like here. Let me show you
Like if you look at the camera feed, I'm in the top left of this screen
So the problem is that the camera feed that you're getting with the stream labs virtual cam
It gives you the entire screen, so I don't know how to fix that
Because I'm gonna be honest like I use stream apps OBS. I don't use like the regular OBS, so
That's like the thing about it, but I know what
This might match history, bro. I've they've been fucking dominating off stream literally dominating
You don't use regular OBS, I don't know how it works
Well, if you look at the video feed like this is what mine looks like here
I won't show the link just so people don't like join
So the thing is that it's like what you get is like my entire like screen right like when my stream labs OBS sees
So is there any way for you to like reduce the size that you only see this?
Because I don't know how to do that mine
Unless you're any like professional fucking camera people here
It's a good guts. It's a banny. It's a Marius. Are you coaching mommy Jinx again? Maybe tonight.
Does she mob so we have some virtual camera option? Well it does, but it's enabled already. Like look.
It's already running.
There's all, as you mentioned, a match up assassins, you know, like, for example, Yamato Tadon.
Wait, maybe I could try something in a second.
I'm gonna try doing the source.
Uh, hold on.
Wait, maybe I got this for you, bro.
Maybe I got this for you.
I think I might have figured it out.
I got you, bro.
I'm the fucking greatest.
Like, I might be retarded sometimes, but I swear to God, I'm actually the greatest.
Alright, it should be fixed now.
This is what you should be seeing.
minds of your opponents that can be there we go yeah very fucking go easy as fuck
baby it's about who uses them the best big thanks by the way for the
incredible support of simple mathematics with the 430 Euro tip that is
incredible is this game 1v1 Minecraft so yeah not really so this game is like you
spawn in with a base and the enemy has a base to and what you have to do is you
You have to build up your base, build up an army, and build up defensive structures and
level up your heroes, while the enemy does the same.
And then you just destroy the enemy's base before they destroy yours.
So it's like imagine China and the US, they spawn in Iraq, and they both have to build
bases and destroy each other in Iraq.
Does that make sense?
That's kind of what this game is like.
has made time to play over 200 games for this Warcraft 3 tournament.
It's kind of like Imagine Clash of Clans, but everything goes a million times faster,
and in some of the game-lasting Prevalas like 15 to 30 minutes.
They are still going to be discussing and picking their lineup.
Now, I won't be privy to it, and you won't be either, so there is a voice chat right now
right now with simply marry me and little tyler and we are not
it also it's your neighbor can keep your voice on please bro it's time to
morning
i'm not fucking keeping the shit down i mean i won't scream obviously i'm not
going to whisper
imagine what's being discussed there so
and what is the main what race are you gonna go with so the thing is that this guy over
here number one the cloud war you know he's been
he's been coaching me for like a little while okay and he actually taught me
this like strategy, let me show you, all of this for you is me, so the thing is he actually
taught me this like strategy, right, where essentially what you do is you literally just
fucking like, you make a hero that goes to the enemy base and then just prima lifesteals
and insuans everything.
Oh my god.
Wait, so it's interuptial, but we have our first match.
This is incredible.
Guys, I'm going to play the headliner intro, and then I'll be revealing the order to the
player.
Yo, you guys are motherfucking total.
Here we go.
Here's Hecarim and the Warden.
And then Jassi, then Pramakram.
Thank you.
It's a one-on-one that begins on springtime and is the best of three.
Each team captain will send their representative.
Oh wait, guys, I'm going to be honest.
I have no idea what's happening.
Am I going to be in here?
Let's find out.
The headliner.
The headliner the first match. Okay. Are you ready for it?
So I'm gonna be revealing who are gonna be playing against each other both have decided
Who is gonna go wait? Who's who's playing are they gonna send their captains?
Are they gonna send their top MMR a matchup assassin or oh first question be playing again?
Well, why is this thing just like looping production the headliner?
Okay. All right. All good. I'll get I see what I did now. No, I was okay. I figured it out
Alright, again, are they going to be sending their best MMR player?
Guys, who do you think we're joining?
We're a matchup assassin.
I'm not going to say which of those is fulfilled by their choice, but here, without further
thinking, it's the choice.
Team Alpha will send Mary Maybe for the headliner.
Oh, that's their worst player.
Team Omega is sending Dante's.
OH NO THAT'S ALWAYS THE PLAYER!
Oh fuck!
Okay, Jesus.
Let's go!
This can't be balanced better and what is the logic here? I have no idea.
Jesus.
I don't think only that I'm super hyped.
Mari, maybe we can do Dante's?
Oh my god, Blade Master, Mirror Image versus Dante's.
Alright.
Probably what a crazy meta to start the event.
The only winnable matchup for you, you're fucking retarded. Shut up, I'm only 1v9.
The thinking here guys, the thinking here.
Guys, I'm gonna be honest, I might need to dry scoop some caffeine. Like I'm not even drawing, I need to fucking dry scoop some caffeine right now.
But what could also be happening is that both teams...
We don't want to pull a Tyler 1. Tyler 1 lost 2 tournaments in the first round this week, and both of them are league ones.
MMR player from the other side.
the other side you're gonna have a good showing maybe end up throwing the opening
match you would then have better players available for the two-on-two all
people playing form for and then in the redemption battle you would have a good
chance to see how do I play now second or third mmr or even your number one
mmr player to my god they're gonna make the lobby what's happening lower mmr
opponent many different tactics are possible I'm gonna go ahead and host a
a lobby
let me see how I'm going to go
oh god
okay
will I open my app?
that is created
I'm going to share that game name
lobby with people
Jesus
okay so it's going to be springtime
uh, so talk to me what do you think
ah dude this is so fun
on springtime
dude I'm going to be honest I'm feeling nervous
I'm having performance anxiety right now, guys.
I don't know if I can do this.
There is no...
Now, I did meet her on the ranked ladder a few days ago,
randomly, when I was solo queueing at 2am,
and I did win.
But dude, I don't know, bro.
This is like high stakes right now.
It's like it's high stakes in the same
the fucking Texas Steakhouse, you know what I mean?
Okay, yo, Rico, Rico, Rico.
We don't need to get misogynistic with it, chill.
Warden on Hummerfall, but you know, the lobby name is in general, okay, let me see.
There's a green camp. Springtime is very interesting because there is a expansion in the middle,
but my knowledge about those two players, and let me tell you, I'm super proud that I'm here now,
because you know, I know those two players well, I told them, nobody will expand at all.
So we are just going to use this part of springtime. How do I join a lobby?
No, it must have been an image versus Dark Ranger, I guess Mr. Dante will have to...
Guys, am I retarded? But where do I join for the custom?
You probably know that...
Give up in the tournament, bro, I'm gonna need it.
Illusion dies immediately.
Guys, where do I join the custom?
I train as well, not just Siphon, because I knew it was Siphon, but I...
Give a speech! Bro, I don't know where the custom is!
It has images like train.
It's not on Warcraft 3, it's Battlenet.
Oh, God.
But it's still not Warfiend, you know? Like, you always want to live in the correct Blade Master, so...
Oh, shit.
And I'm very high about this matchup, and what I think that the people...
Okay, work out three-player.
You mentioned this, maybe, you know, that the both teams, Alpha and Omega, they think about 2v2 a lot, because I would never predict, you know, dances versus Mary, maybe, in the opening.
Okay, here, we'll turn this off for now. Okay, so I guess I go multiplayer, right?
And then after multiplayer, where do I go now? Custom games?
Okay, what's the name of it?
It's not here fuck am I retarded
It's on W3C. Oh
There you guys piece. Oh
God, okay. Give me a sec. Holy fuck. I'm selling
Okay, wait, how do I join the custom here? Oh
Oh here custom game join
All right
Grubby let's fucking go Mary
Wow fucking biased bro
Jesus let's do the fucking the fucking the fucking organizers fucking biased
Okay, team two
It's your mom with that mouth
All right, fuck yeah, we have to go on dead all right
Guys we're gonna have to lock in right now
Wait, when are we starting? Are they going to say when we're starting?
Why the fuck are we in the Netherlands, bro?
I know Grubby's from the Netherlands, but dude, I need low latency ping, bro.
Every advantage possible.
Okay, Risen.
With other members of W3 Champions, allowing us to pick colors
so that we can have that setup for today.
That was the last minute to do it.
Let's choose.
Let's go teal.
Switch to the pregame lobby.
We've got Dante's on camera, we've got our caster, Soul, Apeman in the top right, still looking for one, and Mary maybe webcam.
Also server button. Oh, very nice server. US Central 4, 30 ping against 3, excellent.
Don't disable float TV.
When you start doing a fucking zesty dance to get ready today.
Guys, when you start doing a zesty dance right now, if we do a zesty dance we're going to be able to actually go crazy.
people will cast those replays and other people like have fun, they feel like you're checking them out.
And again, I always say that when you like have like professional sport, you know, let's say football or soccer,
you are very excited about, you know, the top players.
Wait guys, if I just got on my chair right now and I started busting ass for this stream, but...
I just got on my chair right now and I started shaking ass for this stream.
expect they play like they do it they have a different way of playing work I
feel like watching a replay of folks versus org is like watching art you
know like this is farce
you know I'm like I'm retarded but I'm not that retarded I don't even know
how to talk properly what is wrong with that guy alright cheers dude
Anyway, how the fuck do we play now?
Yes, we can get excited about something like that, let's go!
Okay, let me check if the players are ready and then we'll start our map intro.
Pretty sick guys, this is going to be a best of three.
Springtime is the opening map, but there will be a loser's pick after this as well.
Up to two losers pick. Two maps will need to be won in order to win this first point.
When do I turn your stream off? Now? What the fuck?
Oh, okay, cool. All right, cool
All right, oh
God I've been putting the off-schumans like five in the morning for literal fucking
Dante's chat rat on him if he didn't no, I did turn it off
30 seconds, oh God
Oh god.
Did I actually feel nervous? Holy fuck, I actually feel nervous.
Wait, what is that mustache on his profile picture?
Hold on a second. Wait, what is that mustache?
You must feel nervous. You have to win this one for your team.
I got you.
Okay.
All right.
I'm ready.
Good luck rooting for you and Haribra, we got this.
We got this.
This is going to be the first ship in our entire life right now.
This is do or die for your team?
Okay chill, it's the first game of the day.
not do or die, but it is a pretty important win.
I hope you lose.
You are the champion for 88G autists worldwide.
Nice.
I don't mind just calling this time.
Give me a second.
Doing a tournament
right now. We'll call later.
Sorry we have a technical difficulty. The start game button
doesn't work.
Wait, how do I change my profile picture?
Why are you so early today because we're playing a tournament?
It's a tournament bro.
This is do or die.
I know you're going to win this shit.
Yep.
No, I'm telling you I'm actually ready.
Guys, I have a question, okay?
I have a question, and I need you to tell me yes or no.
I got in a coaching call this morning with a guy that gave me this new strategy where
I essentially just cheesed level one.
But it's like I cheesed level one in a way that's like way more disgusting than my normal
level one chees.
Now the problem is that I think that this strategy is better, okay?
But the issue is that I'm not experienced at all on it.
What the fuck?
What?
What is this?
My fault?
What?
Built in tall Dante's
because
you know I start by
coaching
Wait is this shit fucking broken?
Wait what?
Because they don't even know how to press buttons
They don't know how to use their mouse
They don't know how to use their keyboard
and so it starts
to use their keyboard and so it starts with that like this is what left mouse
button is this is how to turn on the computer and then eventually I start
teaching my fucking retarded what's happening the builder is this is upkeep
this is your supply you need supply buildings and somewhere along the way
you end up coaching coaxing them to you lost but it's not my fault you think
they can use in all four matchups because scouting and multi-match up play
seems way too advanced for them it's okay technical problems three random
heroes out of the out of the hat really the cranger first bit third second and I
thought maybe there are crime technical problems so we have to use another
version don't taste three random heroes you teach them to do some random shit
now you're a high-level player you know it's technically guys do you understand
how dedicated the Warcraft 3 community is. The devs for this game haven't
updated this game in literally 20 years, so unironically what happens is, is that
every single one of the matchmaking services is literally created by the
community so they can actually be able to play the game. I'm not even shitting you.
It's one of the most dedicated communities out there. It's like someone
created like a CSGO face set.
Okay wait, join, join.
Game not found, oh fucking chairs.
Cool one strategy.
Yeah, and with that he started having some fun with the game again, not needing to know
and it's full
the enemy team is saying that you're a big choker
not anymore bro
Laura's been practicing with a 40 inch chop on on my fucking throat for the last week now
we'll see who's fucking choking after this game
same again
same game name
alright let's go
and you had a very good idea about Murray maybe
so I thought that with blade custom your image is cool to add a lot of
how the fuck did I turn off his stream now?
oh sure
what the fuck are you saying retard?
alright my bad
uhhhh
undead
why can't I change my fucking color bro?
Oh god, did it?
No, I'm not even kidding, I'm actually nervous.
Fuck!
But wait, if I'm nervous, I'm not even going to be nervous.
I'm not even going to be nervous.
Fuck!
I'm actually nervous.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
But wait, if I'm nervous, oh shit, oh shit, okay.
We need to walk in, we need to walk in,
we need to walk in, we need to walk in.
We need to walk in.
Okay.
My life for this.
Ah!
Okay, this is fine. This is fine because if I'm nervous and I never get nervous that means that my opponent must be nervous as well
Okay, we're good
stand ready
NOOOOO
okay
alright
okay
got this bro
can we need to make a
Ziggurat for population up
more gold is required
nice, not bad
so now we need to make another acolyte
and then he creates the altar of darkness
of darkness so she is going to work this game so I might get cheese if I do I
have to upgrade this shit over here
I can not wait until I'm done, my fate is sealed, and some of you is complete.
Alright, so now let's walk to this tavern.
More gold is required, more gold is required.
Fuck, do I do the early cheese shatter? Do I just do what I'm comfortable with?
Oh fuck, I mean if I try early chasing then she's probably gonna get like,
overwhelms right and then maybe I just like hard one because of that
I think that's low care better angle
yeah we need one more goal
one more goal and then I just like wait a little bit
ah fuck I mean you know you know what I'm not gonna do the early chase thing
I'm gonna fuck it up I'm gonna fuck it up and I'm gonna feel like the biggest
fucking
piece of shit retard on the planet when I chose my team the game
I need this at 215.
Nice.
Now it's time to suck off the peons.
What the fuck?
Wait, can I steal this?
FUCK!
I'm guessing that this is the real one and then this Blade Master is the one that's like the fake.
I'm guessing at least.
wait oh well I just fucking lost fuck okay that's fine okay okay listen it's
fine um wow that's actually kind of horrible we know not to know it's okay
we'll keep chill I'll keep chill I see like all in defense for now well I didn't
good low key though guys I'm not even shitting you I think we're actually like
fucking good like the thing is the thing is listen listen listen I'm goaded so
it's like even if they have like a small advantage it there doesn't matter
because it's like they need the small advantage just so I can win this I make
sense or just so that they can win but not even so they can win so they can
even stand a chance, I'd potentially win.
So I'm just gonna make double turret,
cause I fucked up early.
As long as I out micro though, we're gonna be good.
Necropolis is gonna be done soon, this is good.
We have double turret, so that's gonna be
like the one good thing as well.
Cause like with double turrets, if Sheva tries invading me,
then I'll just be able to like live easy.
Okay, so this is done in like 5 seconds, not bad.
Okay, we snuck up this.
Then we get our Pit Lord.
Oh, this is really good for the Polo.
Okay, so now I need to give him the Gauntlets, because he's like the hard carry.
I don't want to get a mana potion here.
I mean Loki in this house isn't bad so far.
Oh for fuck's sake.
I just have to run.
Uhhh, I think my best friend knows I make to these.
Yeah like if she goes in my baser she's fucked by the way.
Like unironically, she can't do it, I have too many turrets.
I think it oh that's why I forgot nice I forgot to upgrade my fucking town hall
Oh fuck dude, it's fun. It's just a nervous friggin'
No way that was a real Blade Master, right?
What?
wait what the fuck was that bullshit
okay so let me see nice
I can just creep all this shit
okay so this is getting done in like a minute and a half
I'm such a disgusting piece of shit by the way for that
but it's fun oh wait that's my unit
of a of a cancer
well
okay uh...
we can make a bomb in the nation's yet
i think since i uh... with a second
that we don't want to fight until we have our first ones
things looks like he's rushing
or she's rushing fucking uh...
She's rushing a fucking what is it?
So she's rushing like ranged units so the best counter to range units is by bubby's things called abominations is their tanks
So I'll have to get a few of those here
Which is probably going to like going on here then.
Alright, yeah, she's invading her.
Nice.
so now hopefully I just don't lose the fucking game
So now hopefully I just don't lose the fucking game.
Wait, I actually lost.
Nice, I have fucking cancer.
Uhhhhhhhhh...
Oh, that's horrible.
Wait, do I actually lose this shit?
I might actually be fucking disabled.
No, no, no, we bring this shit back.
Trust in the process.
We're good.
Uhhhhhhhhh...
Oh, nice. I have a gargoyle.
Wait, wait, wait. I'm smurfing this.
Just trust, trust, trust.
I'm smurfing this.
Just trust, trust, trust, trust.
This is fucking comeback city.
Wonder I got my next spy girl here?
Okay, guys, I'm not gonna lie, it's rough,
But we have three turrets, we can still win this shit.
Listen, we're down, but we're not fucking out.
Can we cross from here?
Jesus.
I don't know, this is come back city.
Oh, you're about to get fucking shit on.
Nice! Okay, good kill, good kill, good kill. Back up. Retreat, retreat.
I need this guy to get in range.
Oh, fuck, that pants.
Sun base, Sun base.
I need another one of these
Guys I'm not kidding we fucking actually might come back there
Okay, soon you'll want to stay Grots, definitely.
Okay, unironically, not bad, like we're actually just going to get back in this.
I'm making this a potion.
Man, how the fuck is this guy dying?
Okay, genuinely not bad.
Genuinely not bad.
We're in an okay spot here.
We have our frost worms.
We're going to have to definitely get some more abominations.
Now what I'm wondering is, would I be able to creep this over here?
Make a new guy and send him over here.
Okay, so we have to make one more of these,
and then I'll make another abomination, and I'll also make another-
Oh wait, I have cancer, I need a few of these guys so I can start getting some more fucking-
I also lost my graveyard. God damn it, fuck me.
Okay, nice.
I'd go.
I guess I'm not gonna do that.
I'd go.
If that is your intention.
Jesus.
Will this ever end?
If I must.
Will this ever end?
Direct my future.
I must.
That is your wish.
I did it with my spirit.
My life for next year.
I'm going to be honest, I don't think I can creep.
I think right now I have a way to win, but I need a low-key kind of cheese, so just give
it a second.
Nice!
Okay, nice.
We got this guy back out.
I go.
Let the old town suffer attacks.
Where should I go?
I'm not ready.
I must.
Don't act like a traitor.
If that is your wish.
I'm being turned into a beast.
I will kill you.
Don't write to my hatred.
I will pay you.
Fucks my fellow.
I mean dude, I'm gonna be honest like that chomp is so fucking bullsh**t.
Nice, I'm fucking dead again.
Isn't there something I can buy?
Fuck, no.
What?
Dude, I might actually have can't show this game, but it's fun.
Flashy makes more of these turrets.
So I'm only missing the graveyard, right?
Nice.
Okay, so what if I actually tried chasing an expansion here?
like a low key. Maybe I genuinely cut him.
If I must, kill this ever end.
So that's in pretty high population right now, so let me take this, give it to this guy.
And my torment, for this ever end, if I must.
My blood, for this ever end, is there a strong wish?
if
okay so what I need to do now is I need to find a way that I can actually like
Shut up, Mark.
You're part of my board.
I mean, dude, this fucking Blade Master shit is so cringe.
Like, yeah, just one fucking 50 units of yourself, that's fucking cool.
I'm gonna look, you got some more worms, okay, give me a second.
We sent four overs here.
Nice.
So now we have two hidden gold mines that she has to know what I'm here about.
Like we're actually slung very fucking more right now.
I'm not even kidding, like I'm legit fucking smart.
if I must
1400 or so
Any other one of these?
Nice.
So she has no idea about that.
Uhh...
share
more gold is required
some of my faces
more gold is required
I'm gonna send them over here
more gold is required
yes you know what we're gonna do
we're gonna actually locate you
something a little bit offensive right now
and the reason I want to do something
offensive is because like if I do
if that is your wish
and my tournament will this ever end?
I come from the darkness in the bed.
Oh, nice, nice.
Stand ready.
If that is your wish,
try to hide your trait.
Nice, that's what I hear down?
fuck! she just had sex
Our hero is here.
As you are.
Everyone's having a turn in.
What's up?
Yes, oh yeah then.
Yeah, let's go on and see.
I mean, broken item, I don't know shit.
I'll lose me, beautiful
No thanks for my life
I'll of course deserve it
Why did your fever be quenched?
Beautiful
You'll tremble before me
Okay, so you know what? I have a fuck ton of gold.
Let's get...
Let's get some more worms, okay?
I mean, she has, like, level 6 units, but...
What, for sure.
I gladly obey.
Thy bidding, Master.
My fate is sealed.
Nice.
I wish only to serve.
My fate is sealed.
What trickery is this?
Well, we need now more than anything.
start going crazy with our units
I
Think it's like I want to keep her distracted because if I can give her distracted
I want to fight like I want my land.
Where shall I not?
I'm gonna create a graveyard show.
What is your people?
Let me hear the steps.
I don't think so.
What is your people?
you failed
what the fuck
no
what the fuck
nice
what the fuck
I'm gonna be honest guys, we might actually have a win right now.
I wish only to serve.
Summon more cigarettes.
To write to my hatred.
Will this ever end?
I bow to you.
I will beat you.
I bow.
Oh my god yes.
oh my god no way oh my god we actually came back oh my god no way we
actually brought it back
Oh my god.
No fucking way.
What a beautiful game.
Full of emotions.
So close.
Grabby, I thought that it was done.
When I saw Firelord, when I saw the peel that Mary took from her bag.
Oh.
my god let's see his reaction
no fucking way we won that bro
Yeah, me too, that was...
Okay guys, give me one second, I need to start.
Quite something. Unexpected play for Mary, maybe, and had she had the next three letters after ABC,
BenDEF instead of SMD, then she had known to make demolishers, she would, and a couple of towers
in front of the initial three, and she might have closed the game out right then and there,
but Dante's was able to hold on quite unexpectedly despite losing all his heroes at some point,
and his clever ninja expansion play, at one of which he made a graveyard by the way, did you see that's all?
It was enough to win.
Yeah, I mean, I saw a lot of beautiful things.
Well, so many emotions, Gravi, so many emotions, like that was so fun, I think the Twitch chat is agreeing.
Two great streamers playing versus each other, I would love to, like, I'm definitely going to, like,
agree with the vote of like a Mari maybe you know to see the chat reaction to the
tiny guy placement because man that was like at some point it was her game and
it only means that game was very very closely right so the both the MMR doesn't
lie right at the end of the day especially you have a strategy like
that prepared the guys greedy the guys were rushing for all terms why not to
rush him maybe the next one is going to be a little bit better yeah I think it was
a clever build. I'm curious to what degree Mary Mabee is going to be receiving coaching.
If anyone is even qualified to do so, Tyler Wan, as an orc, might be able to speak to
Mary Mabee about how to try and punish this style from Dante's. If Tyler is able to, let's
say, put himself in her shoes, Yamanta Kananen simply might also be counselors for what
to do in the next map. But this is entirely up to them. Our position as coach Saul, as
as hard as it is to watch hair powerless is at an end since we are now unbiased observers
and casters but I can imagine you feel that desire if only we could have done more if
only we can help now that doesn't go away does it?
Yeah perfectly subarised brahvi that's very true.
Alpha is on voice chat, I see LoL Tyler1 simply and after comes the perfect moment to give some confidence, to marry maybe, like Mary was very close, just very simple mistakes, like orb of lightning on the blade master, as you mentioned, you know, we have two orcs in one team, so Tyler1 can actually give some feedback.
And yes, guys, coaching is one thing, but the real word application or whatever you call it,
the real game application, something different, you know, everybody sounds smart when you do a
replay review, right? But when you play yourself, you make a lot of mistakes.
So have you ever given coaching to someone where you gave a lot of detailed feedback?
I know you're one of the more lenient, let's say, chill coaches. You have someone like Death Note
or sometimes me, maybe we can point out every little mistake. You're trying to make it simple,
which is probably often times better, especially for the very newbie players.
But have you ever had where you finish coaching someone with a level of detail,
and then you go back and play your own games?
You're not even analyzing your own replays with such a fine toothed comb?
Some of these details are missing.
There's so much replay analysis we could be doing on even our own games.
I mean, you know, my situation as a coach, I'm not a professional player, right?
So there's a little bit different, you know between me and you I know that you are the of course
All right guys, I'm back what I miss
How to go take a shit
Get in this court talk to your team. Oh, yeah, sure
Yo, it's good guys. Oh my god
Did that game was fucking crazy now those expansions bro, that was really good that one you the game
Yeah, I know cuz I was like dude. I'm fucked if I just play for this gold econ
So I was like wait if I just like try to cheese two expansions
Maybe it could actually go fucking crazy and it worked. Yeah, it was really good. Good comeback down this couple things
He did amazing
Level up your freaking heroes. You had like no skill points on your heroes. Yeah, I was overwhelmed
Okay, I understand bro. No, no, I have
But you over well Mary Mary built the best expansion ever seen in the walker history
Did you see it on Taser? No, I didn't even know she made an expansion bro. She expanded at a goblin laboratory
So she built a gold mine at a goblin laboratory
She used her great fall at a laboratory to build it like imagine putting the crop of the seven
and also put 5 ions on it.
Guys, what map should I ban?
What map should I ban?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, yeah. Whatever you like.
Whatever you don't like.
It's all good.
I think for you, it's the most important part to level your heroes.
And also maybe
the damage cap was super weird.
When you drain a hero
she won't get as much HP
as when you drain a unit.
Yeah, no, I'm gonna be honest with you.
just blade master death like that champion is fucking stupid and retarded so
the problem is that if you press his mirror image it cancels your drain
yeah exactly and it's not just that he spawns like four it's disgusting drain
grunts and and headhunters that's way better so she stays stays alive and
blade masters wastes all his damage yep if you want to be annoying just don't
don't make don't be focused on the on the blade master yeah no that's that's why
It's like that's why at the last fight I was like right fuck it
I'm just not gonna fight the blade master at all
But I'm telling guys like that game was they're just blade master different wasn't for blade master would have been over by five minutes. I
Agree, I agree that cabinet is completely broken, but you still want to spike that which is really good that there's also last thing bro
If she goes towers again, you have an upgrade for the Foss worms. Yeah, I know
Yeah, right. Yep. I bless you locked in then you got everything
All right, so so what's happening now for game two? Who are we sending in?
You play first and then we talk about it
Wait, I'm playing again?
Yes bro, that's a free game.
Oh fuck, wait, I'm such a piece of shit.
That's why we give you advice.
Oh, oh fuck.
It's not over.
We're telling you what to do.
Oh Jesus.
You think we'll give you advice for next tournament?
We're giving you advice for now.
No, because there's a 4v4 bro.
Okay my bad, I'm a fucking piece of shit.
We'll help you in that, don't worry.
Alright, I'll see you guys later.
Good luck, good luck.
No! I did not know it was best of three. Oh my fuck. I'm such a piece of shit.
Okay. Wow.
You needed to spell clones with destroyers.
Yeah, I don't know what any of that means.
I think I'm just gonna artistically brute force my way to a win again.
How about that?
Alright.
You need to level up your abilities this time. We got it.
I'm telling you, it's time for us to go fucking sicko mode.
Some random guy joined, typed a penis, and then left.
Cheers, bro.
i will punch a toddler if you lose
well that's an interesting thing to type
so i got cheese by blademaster cancer crunch
so now we just need to make sure that we don't get cheese by blademaster cancer crunch
it didn't look like she was trying for level 1, she's in my base though
so if she just wants like early level
then i can literally just play for worms and i just win
My life for this
Oh, I'm already feeling way better. Oh, this this one's a fucking wrap. Yo grubby grubby turn the shumap, bro
Grubby turn the shumap. This one's already won, bro. I'm not even feeling nervous anymore. Oh, this one's a fucking wrap
This one is chocked
All right, let's go
Let's make a cigarette
All right
Okay, not bad
All right
We need to make our fucking altar, whatever the fuck
More gold is required more gold is required shut the fuck up you fucking bitch
I know no this motherfucker says long-awaited
I'm sorry, fuck
Dude shut up shut up. I get it. I'm gonna fucking kill this person. Whoever the fuck voice this shit
He's fucking dad bro like a man
And now we wait.
I might need to make an Arubian tower here.
But no, she's not going to blade master chase me.
I think I'll be okay.
all right now it's time to suck off the peasants
ahhhhhh
more gold is required
I will aid you
ba-bam ba-bam
the big bad wolf is here
go on death
will this ever end
I don't wanna use my mana yet
I actually fuck it, I know.
I mean, she can hide in the bunker all she wants.
Oh fuck. Yeah, now I'm walking.
50 seconds on this.
Okay, I'll make another sick Rockshire, just in case it's really a Rockshire.
Uh...
you're so cringe for that
wait till i do it again though, cheers!
Let's upgrade this, let's supply this guy, and let's try to get this one, oh shit, somebody
I will aid you.
If that is your wish, if I must, will this ever end?
End my journey, man.
Nope, so she's just gonna creep over the middle.
So there's a green camp up here that I can take some.
Uh, oh, let me make this.
so we have two new rubians and now she ever tries to be aggressive we should be fine
nice okay so so far i'm not bad
Let's see if I can cheese some like green camps here.
We need 60 seconds more.
Seems another 30.
Ooh!
She didn't pick up her items!
Yonk!
Mine now!
So she probably creeped this green.
Let's go for this.
I'm trying to think.
No, I shouldn't really just ult too much.
This guy's just letting him out of the way.
Fuck is this shit?
Damn, that was a crazy fucking play actually.
I think I'm my low key play friend to expunge.
Yeah, let's try to find an expunge here, can't really do much else.
Okay, so we have dropping belts, we have this guy being trained.
Oh!
Wow! Okay, I'm getting fucked.
jesus
i mean i mean i could send my goals up on the seat but not in this retarded
I will age it. I go with this ever end.
My bow is ready.
Okay, so now we can start with the worms.
Oh, fuck, I forgot about the ziggurots.
What?
So she's sending Blade Master to Scourge Share right now.
okay let me buy this
fam just going to try for like an expansion here as well
you know what
I'm just going to keep this. I think it's a bad one, but I think it's fun.
I honestly can't want to creep the red cams now
Nice.
So what is this?
Wand of the wind.
What the fuck does that do?
I was going to cast Cyclone.
I must. If that is your wish, I go. Direct to my hatred.
More gold, Mr. Blimey.
Okay, so if she's making that many, what I need is I need abominations.
Because right now what Tyler probably told her was like, oh, if you sit there and you
fucking get a...
They're probably like, yo dude, if he's building frostworms, you count them with range.
By the way, that eye-counter range is what tanks.
Okay, bring it one more.
For a force to under attack.
Get bones ready.
If I must.
Ready.
Stand right.
Go.
Press right.
And wait a minute.
For a force to under attack.
I see.
For a force to under attack.
And I am alive.
And not the tornadoes that hit me.
That is your wish.
Lord, give me your hand.
You're a couple.
All right
Okay, so what we need now is we need more abominations
Yeah, yeah, I know shut the fuck up. Okay, so now come over here
Okay, so this guy is Redslinger now?
We're gonna get you.
Our forces are under attack, our town is under attack.
Come on, come on.
Run this way.
Don't let me treat you.
If that is your wish,
you're leaving me there.
all right
so now we have this guy back
and then we need more bombings
I'm just like fucking with him with one of these guys.
Oh, that's huge!
Ah, fuck.
Okay, so now we need more abominations.
I think I know another phone yard.
I mean, it's just like really aids
I will aid you.
If I must.
The land is dead.
Let the land be mine.
and
whoo okay nice got a running got a running
I will aid you for this ever-ending tremor before me and my torment for this never-ending
The dead stand ready for a force to run around and attack you.
I'm ready for what I've been seeing.
As you will.
My blood is ready.
I'm ready to fight.
He is going to die for sure but it does not matter.
He's the one that's gonna kill me.
Overlap!
I'm gonna kill you, too.
I'll kill you all.
Is that fucking GG?
Oh my, I think I see him over.
I need real force notes.
If I destroy this, then she can't resurrect any heroes.
I swear to god that's fucking game over now.
Oh my god!
I think it's just game over Wow
Wow.
Wait, is she really going to drag this one out?
Oh, wait a second.
What's this over here?
Yep.
Yeah.
Yep.
My patience is always right.
For the nature.
Rock and roll does.
Our hero has been killed.
Not fucking bad, bro!
Holy shit!
Not fucking bad!
That unit, but it was so worth it.
That was incredible. Thank you, Mary Mabee, for staying in the lobby that long.
Dante's clinches this game 2-0, and Team Omega gets the first point.
gets the first victory in the clan war and they're once not that bro three
matches and having the right to choose their playoff brackets this is
incredible so bro that was a little bit like let's his reaction are you I'm good
I just hate night owls like a motherfucker to be to himself and yes now I'm not even
both enough to predict stop sniping I'm not giving it again so I just want to say
thank you thanks for joining us all maybe we'll see you again tomorrow or on
Sunday guys we're gonna take a quick two-minute break and then we're gonna be
seeing what's happening with the co-op battles we will decide who go to your team I'm already in
the voice but we don't have our uh where's Hera so the two of you I know I know I know bye bye
bye bye but it's okay our plans are already made our plans are already made two and two battle
we'll be I completely forgot that out to be honest yeah I completely forgot that I was in this tournament
I just been watching I just been watching our plans are already made let's join the voice chat
Yo, what's up, bro?
Congratulations!
You're the sick one, man.
Thank you guys.
I want you to be honest, if I played against one of you, would you just like manhandle
me or would I stand a chance?
It would be a handling, I guess.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Be handled.
Oh, yeah.
Be handled.
Swiftly dealt with.
But Mary would be handled way more.
Dante, don't put it this way.
You could be one person out of this eight man roster and you did, so well played, bro.
Well, okay, hold on a second because I think I'm like at least an 1800 elo player. I just haven't played a thousand games
No, trust me. I've listen. I've played a thousand games. You get worse after like the first hundred
You did get worse
100 max dude, it's like I'm a virgin. It's like I'm walking in my my whole still like fucking chill. You know what I mean
Well, you did a great job
The first day was only for entertainment, and it was the most entertaining, best of three ever showed.
You watch the replay of this and watch your tiny grey hall at the laboratory?
Yeah, I heard about that.
So just for the audience, it was amazing. I think we did a really good choice with you and had luck with Mary.
Yep. No, I'm telling you guys, listen, I got us the first win, now we just got to get two more.
Yeah, you actually performed and also Dante's by the way
This win is really important for you because then you get to pick who you play in the in the main bracket
So then you can pick Mary maybe again get another win
Yeah, but isn't that just like delaying the inevitable like it's like you tell me I can beat up a toddler
But then after it's I need to fight Connor McGregor
If you advance oh, okay, not bad not bad
It's like it's like it's like a small thing and I already you one Christ no
I think it's not a human shit
Some some money involved. Okay, so
Guys, what's the 2v2 happening now talk to me?
It's Maxim and Pax and they got to go to stride. What's the stride?
Should we say it are they gonna listen or I mean dude if they ghost the fucking Warcraft 3 tournament they can get cancer, you know, I mean
Yeah, they shouldn't be ghosting, they shouldn't be ghosting.
Alright, so what's happening?
Yeah, we have...
Hold on, they're still choosing their team, my coaches are saying so.
If you want to just say it...
You have coaches on standby?
I do.
You weren't there for the morning, like, Maxim and I are ready.
Yeah, we're trying to...
Actually.
We are all 20 coaches.
Okay, so genuine questions.
Do you guys think it would be better for me to watch the game or would it be better for me to practice more so I'm not as disabled when we go into the clan war?
I think that's the best practice you can have.
Watch? Okay, gotcha. Let's do it then.
This watch party could probably be on...
But we can talk about the 4v4, so we have a plan there that would be awesome because we couldn't do that.
Okay, so...
You guys talked about the next game, but what's happening after that?
So my idea for the 4v4 is you guys, have you ever heard of like protect the president?
I figured that's what you were going to say, it's solid till you get your frost words.
Yes, so what we're going to do is we're going to play for me in the 4v4.
We play for me to hit late game with my worms and then after that I just destroy everyone because I'm telling you my micro is fucking unreal.
I don't know if you guys are watching those stun fights but it's like legit like 8000 elo level.
I like that, but not because your micro is good, it's because your hands are horrendous
in the early game.
So I'd like you to get the late game because then I feel like you're useful, but I don't
know how we do that.
We just put you in the pocket position.
Can we change our position?
That's the thing.
I don't know if we get placed random on the map.
They might just like insane. There are three bridges.
Yeah?
Yeah, and I don't know if we can choose our two pocket positions.
My chat is saying it's random, by the way.
Oh, that's really bad then.
Yeah, that's super bad.
Well, we just hope that I don't spawn next to Tyler one,
because that guy fanboys me every time.
Yeah, true actually.
He streams like we're just sending everything at you.
No, I'm not kidding.
Like, he would see spawns next to me.
He would literally make it his only mission in life
get me out of the game level one.
It would be fucking horrible.
So I'm guessing we're fighting Tyler one and simply?
That's my guess.
Or simp, or-
I think it's Yamato Canon.
My biggest VS Yamato Canon, actually.
Okay.
The thing is, I feel like,
I feel like they put Tyler one in the,
I don't know, I feel like he would take
the 1v1s, actually, but I'm not sure.
Honestly.
I think he would play the last two 1v1s, Tyler, unless Yamato wants one of them, and Tyler takes the 2v2.
I think now we can talk about the plan, right?
Well, I'm going to be honest, I think Tyler definitely plays the 2v2 here, because he knows, like listen, Tyler is a league player.
He knows that if his team fucks up in the second round, then it all comes down to the third round where he could get fucked.
So he's definitely going to want to impact by being in the second round, 1 million percent.
Yeah, because I was going to say they're probably going to send their two best in this one.
So it could even be Tyler and Yamato counting, genuinely.
Okay, it's Tyler and Yamato.
It's Tyler and Yamato.
Okay, well, you guys got this.
That's the two strongest, obviously, but you guys still got this.
Okay.
I don't know what kind of game plan you guys have, but I'll just trust you.
I don't know shit about you guys.
You gotta all set up and practice it.
Yeah, perfect.
They waited like one hour before, almost two hours before the stream starts.
Oh, bless.
So the plan is there, but now we are playing with all the world of the coaches in the year.
That's the only thing.
Wait, can you guys just say what the plan is?
There's no way to get to go, Sid.
I'm curious.
Sure.
I have the same plan as always, I just play Pala rifle and Pox will supplement this strategy by using Hunter as frontline and Priestess of the Moon for the aura.
So my Hunters do like double damage.
Jesus.
My Rifles do like double damage and I can heal. I have a frontline, so that's like not a thing I'm used to as a Pala rifle player.
And then we push like at level 3 and fuck him up.
Interesting, okay.
I'm not gonna lie a few days ago. I played against power rifle and I called power rifle players patifos
But I think you're one of the good ones
I'm a power rifle main so far, but yeah, it will be
You're like the one good guy the one family man, you know
Works an honest job has a nice family
I might switch up my hero though, I have to figure this out if I go...
Yeah, you can do it. The thing is, will you still harass early?
Depends on how much they harass you.
Alright, so when is this getting started now first?
Oh shit!
Shit.
The first phase is like super tight so I can just move around super early.
The 2 vs 2 match that begins in the game is one time enough.
Oh you can share it?
Yeah, I think it's enough.
I can heal myself.
That's why I would like to play with you Hera, but it's undead and human is like insane.
Ah, okay okay okay.
With Maistred.
If you would play with Yamato, with the brilliance all around stuff then you would be really good.
Okay.
But for me, it's super nice to hear my own teammate.
And apparently you can share units. How does that work?
F11, click the checkbox on the player, and then you can move their units.
It's really important because in large-scale battles,
if you need to move your DK and it's blocked,
you just move the unit out of the way as if it's forced.
Very important. You can also sell a Golden Lumber.
Okay.
Wait! You can send Golden Lumber in team battles?
Yes. But it's important to know
If you're over like 50 supply, if you send gold, it will get taxed.
Okay.
Player who's oversupply.
Guys, you're gonna have to cheer me out.
So back in the day in League of Legends, there used to be something called the funnel
strat where everyone would just funnel all the resources into this one guy that would
play a champion called Master Yi.
So what I think we do is the second night I'm on the frostworms, we just funnel me
with 10 bone yards and I have massive artillery permanently up.
Does that make sense?
it doesn't make sense
it makes a lot of sense
but gold is very valuable
for the shop items
yeah but im telling you guys
10 gold on me for example
is like a thousand gold
on any of the enemy team
so thats the reason why
i know how to use it in such a way
where its just unbelievable
the kind of value i can get out of it
i think her over the side
okay
The problem with that though, like on the serious note, is that they have your model who can go flying machines, like, areas are not that good, to be honest, like, they're good, but they have counters.
They have like two Orcs as well, they can go for like the... the beast. Yeah, whatever they call it, yeah, the bats, yeah.
Wait, should I just first time meet wagons then? I've never used them before, I can just like make 30 meet wagons and hope for the best.
The coach has told me that I will use the Siege Dwarfs. That's a good transition for my composition, so I can bomb them from afar.
Okay, that's good for the Siege. Meatwagons are okay, but I think it's a hard comp to use though, Dante.
I think you should do worms, but we shouldn't funnel to you. You just do worms and you're like the air support. I think that's good enough.
Yeah, I'll just be like the little kid on heroin. That's just in his own world
But you just leave him because for some reason it doesn't have a bad reaction to it
Yeah, exactly, and he's kind of useful for society as well like the one heroin addict. That's actually useful
That's you. Yeah, exactly. It's like you can just like suck video taping him and then it's like entertainment for everyone else
I can see that
All right
Alright guys, I'm gonna be on the worms. Yeah
Can we show the lobby box?
Hope so I'm showing the lobby. Okay. Make it just remake it. I assume so
Okay
Everyone can join it. Yeah, we got this are a bombs better than worms. What do you think?
it depends so I just feel the game like rock paper scissors a bombs beat
ranged worms beat melee melee do nothing so the thing is that it's like if they
do a lot of like ground units I do worms and then if they do a lot of range I
just go a bombs okay it actually makes a lot of sense yeah that's why I'm like in
the the two games versus Mary first one I one checked worms but on the second one
I one-track fucking a bombs it's like adaptation. I'm like a chameleon
Yeah, you just sit up on her. It's actually kind of kind of legit. It's kind of good
Yeah, that's what I'm telling you guys like if you have to go against me in the in the 1v1s. I feel bad for you
Don't know how much information we can take from the chat though
Yeah, it's it's look likes they they want to they want to fuck us up early
Well, what what we also expected kind of you think they're gonna early harass
no
Tyler always does Tyler always goes farce your early harass from what I mean
Yeah, but you have to do the wisp stuff, right? Okay. Yes guys. I generally have an idea for you
Okay, Maxim and Poe which one of you guys is better at flaming and antagonizing people
I'm super kind
Okay, no listen po you're gonna have to step up so what we're gonna do is we're gonna have to get in Tyler's brain
Cuz I'm telling you this guy. He's very emotional. So po every time you kill any of his units
I want you to like control C a
Love Tyler minus one unit and then I just want you to insta-pace that every time he loses one
He'll get to a point where he's genuinely just so mad that he's gonna over force and you're gonna win easily trust me
Okay, well, why don't you just copy paste and do his chat every time?
He's not going to read his chat. He's not going to read his chat.
If you go for that, it has to be a game.
It has to be a battlenet client. Maybe that's a lot of things as well.
But the thing about a Maxim is that we can also use your kindness.
Because even if you're kind, you can type something like,
Salutations Tyler1, it seems that one of your units has indeed fallen.
Wishing you all the best in future endeavors.
Imagine you fucking copy-paste every time, bro.
I think he already hates me because I played Palo Rifle, it's like the worst nightmare for him in Ladder
There he goes!
He didn't know you played that, like he said this morning. He's like, oh there's a Palo Rifle player
So he's actually like super, he's already kind of guard, you know, he's already kind of cholesterol spiking
Sorry not cholesterol, that too, but cortisol spiking, so you're doing well already
Evan, do you think I should go like trends on Keeper if they're going to be aggressive?
Or do you think I should just stick with what I have?
Always in Tangle if I go Keeper?
Okay.
Now guys, you want to know rule one of the Warcraft tournaments?
Rule one is everyone's dog shit, so do not try to adapt what you're doing, just play
what you know.
and then you're just gonna win, even if it's suboptimal because you're comfortable.
That's a really nice tip there. Have you ever had another one?
Uh...
I'm gonna be honest, that's all I have. Everything else is just
about tilting the enemy team. So do you want one about tilting
the enemy team? I think no. It will be our strat in the
4v4. You are our chat. Oh wait, that's actually good.
Okay, that works. That works. Yeah, also you kind of bogged Mary in the comms
I'm not gonna lie like she was trying to like trip up at you and I think you you won the exchange
Well, I'm telling you like the thing is that a good warcraft player is able to win the game a great warcraft player
Is able to win the mental battle. So that's why you need to be fighting on two fronts, bro
It's mental spiritual and physical. I
Like that. Yeah, I would do there. I want to see when you're there. I
And I mean you're 2-0 today, so that's looking good yep, we're starting. Oh shit. Good luck. Good luck
Good luck. Look I go for the cops. We'll be back later. Peace
All right guys, do you think we're gonna do you think our team is gonna win this one
Would you guys want to watch the grubby POV where they're casting or the Tyler one POV which one
I can fully answer.
Tower, tower, tower, tower, tower.
Wow, everyone's up, tower.
Okay, let's watch.
I think you're...
I'll say that to me also.
Now.
With which Noxus?
Aren't they just broken like that?
Yeah, which Noxus, but it's...
And Subway, they're in the prime of Gakko, they're in the...
They're in the prime of Raja, they're in the prime of Fook, they're in the prime of
Monza, Mac.
No, like, we're not there.
Like, they're in the 2 years.
Welcome back.
Luki, they're in the gift Chris, they're in the sub.
Yeah, yeah.
We should try to block the center.
Wait, that's actually sick. Your bases are like right next to each other.
I can... I... I...
Which other's torrents prefer? I prefer that.
Yeah, yeah, do that, do that.
But I'm gonna be honest, these people are saying too many words for Warcraft is not that hard, bro.
Like, it's make buildings, make units, and fucking fuck with the enemy, bro.
Like, you do not need to be tryharding to this level of like,
oh my god, I got this side, like, come on, bro, chill.
Like, we're 1500, you know, max.
Power and center.
I'm going normal.
Are you allowed to watch your enemies? Yeah.
I mean, I'm not feeding info.
I'm going to be there in the final until I'm like, thank you.
I'm building here, by the way.
Brother, you had a tactic with mass abominations and into armor upgrades. Why?
Because I didn't need to, bro. That's why.
Cheers. I upgraded disease card and that's all I needed.
In life, bro, you should always do the bare minimum.
Never more than that.
Probably.
It's not a competition
I know but you take it from my space back off
No I want to block the sensor that's my plan
That's cheating wait do you guys not want me to watch his POV?
Like I'm not feeding any information but if you don't want me to watch his POV we'll just watch the Grubby one
So he knows the strength of playing a hero which has a aura
Cause it's gonna affect more units
For example
Has been very funny thank you bro
Aura is more used in one-on-one gameplay
And I think he already understands
Q1 Q1 Q1
How's it cheating?
Exactly or us. Oh, yeah, it's a bit behind. I got a fucking donation. It was that my year off
Okay
Okay blades coming out I'm going to this bot camp. Why can you not see okay?
I'm thinking on this game
Out I'm pretty sure you hold the outs now
can you remember to pick up items no flame me I got you but dude like how
cringe is he that he goes like blade master anyone that goes blade master
should actually just like I can't say that I'm just freaking something like blade
masters are just the most like fucking stupid cringe shit ever in Warcraft only
undead deserve the win I mean it's not only it's not just undead like human and
night off are fine too and Orca is fine as long as don't go blade master like
it's more honorable to commit suicide than it is to go blade master in
warcraft 3 you know I'm like in game obviously like it's just so disgusting
I'm shocked I'm talking it's go did
Orcas blade master, but it has very shit units and I get that but I feel like blade masters just so broken that doesn't even matter
Like look how cringe this is he just re summons his guy and then it's like
Oh, wow, look at that and they get so printer when you level it up enough. He spawns three, bro
So there's four blade masters. It's so disgusting
Yeah, this thing they're doing hunters nice to oh, thank you, bro. Thank you
You can go out of them and walk your bowing so the base too complicated I need things that are brain dead
I don't know
Saul literally created the Shadji that I'm playing because it's braindad, unironically
I feel like their 2v2 is really shit because they're not playing it, right?
Like am I crazy if I say that if you're playing in 2v2 you should have one guy defending and one guy attacking
Having two guys like creeping and doing a lot of stuff just means that base gets fucked. It seems really ass
But it seems like a very horrible strategy
Work after your league game build strategies and micromanaging are super complicated
It makes league and other modern games look like child play now. I don't I don't agree with you at all
I don't agree with you at all like it's just about memorization
So what I mean by that is that it's like you know how in chess chess is in a hard game
But you just remember I saw the openings and just the same with warcraft. It's like it's a hard game. You just remember I see openings
Did he just fucking troll, what is he doing?
That's a retard taking knock in a light. No, it's true
Because the thing about Warcraft is that I'm telling you it's literally just you memorize the what the enemy can do
Like if they're going this is this is this whatever and then just know what you do to counter it number by any chance
Like this is all you have to do. It's not a hard game. It's just a memorization game
We'll get there's a very high skill ceiling
Yeah, but the reason why the skill ceiling is high is because you need memorize the units and the openings on how to counter them with your
units, but it's the same with League of Legends. Like in League of Legends, you need to sit
there and memorize for example what Mordekaiser, Fiora, Darius, Jax do, and how your champion
interacts with it, someone you're laying against and we can win. Like every game is
just memorization, it's not like one game is harder than the other. So you just call
memorizing.
Maybe we can creep this together?
Yeah.
That's the equivalent of saying FPS games are just memorized how far the enemies are
from your crosshair nope not at all patty it's like saying FPS games you
memorize the map so you can know the best spots to camp for kills that's what
makes people high on rainbow six it's not that they shoot better than other
people it's that they know which spots to camp and where everywhere is so they
can fight like every game just comes on to memorization there isn't anything
about fucking like this is harder that is harder or anything like that
Go be into fucking Jane your guy. I'll go brilliance our second. We just give us mana. Leave us the way
Just keep the phone from the chain see playing your whole career. I respect it
I don't us and the 4v4 there will be a lot of corpses one necromancer can animate all the dead for an infinite army
me? That sounds fucking ridiculous. You also have to learn all the hotkeys, the items,
Unicom, the micromacro, the muscle membrane, when to focus. Yeah, but cab, cab, cab, what,
let me explain. It's like me saying that when you play League of Legends, you need to memorize
where to click, how to click, how far from your character to click, clicking minimap,
camera management, ability selection, ability leveling, item selection, depending on the
game team comps, how to function within team comps, how your kit works against enemies,
you need to memorize how your abilities interact with all the other bit.
Like you can sit there and say this for every game, you know what I mean?
But it's like the bottom line is that Warcraft, the reason why it's so hard, unironically
when I say this, is because in Warcraft you cannot get into it as a new player, because
even people that are 300 MMR have like a thousand games but they're just that bad.
You're gonna get your shit rocked for 50 games straight and then afterwards you're gonna hit a learning curve where like oh, actually know what I'm doing
I don't know how tough there is on that so when you look at like my
Match history for example, right look at my overall win rate my overall win rate is 33 wins 48 losses
But at the beginning I'm not kidding when I say this I already had like three wins 27 losses
Literally, and now over the last 12 games. I'm they're just smurfing perma
right because the thing is it's here just about like you get to point where you
get shit on so many times that you learn and then when you learn you just
like cheers it back a little bit it's a good joke for us no it's good power
you sit front I guess oh my god what the fuck is happening riflemen are
completely bugging out I think we can cut back we can cut back no we can cut back
now they're fucked but they're in such a bad spot no no we're winning this holy
fuck running but why is my advice my team not flaming him in all chat again
you want to head back a little bit
Now I'm going to be honest, I was losing this.
They don't even have anywhere near as many units.
Nor are they cohesive at all.
Wow.
But of course he has Blade Master so it doesn't matter.
So cringe.
Guys, how do you get rid of the Blade Master clones?
If I upgrade my Q on my elf, can I silence him so that he can't do like cringe shit or
what?
Dispel. Yeah, but I tried using the Dispel from the shop and it never works.
If I change the color, I shut off all my mapping filters.
Fuck.
Dispel. Is Dispel from the uh, the healer upgrades?
You need to upgrade the obsidian statues, gotcha.
Who is winning? I can't tell what is happening. So, over here this is Tyler's base.
You can look at the minimap C and this is my team's base, right?
He's getting fucking absolutely annihilated and manhandled as we speak.
Yeah, it's over, look. So, what they're doing right now is my team is creating
bases in his thing so that then afterwards they're
They're literally just gonna show number one.
Like it's over, Taro lost.
Yeah, they're just massing units.
I guess the distance is too close.
No.
I mean they lost?
Because they didn't actually like play together.
Like my team played together.
But Taro and Yamato just feels like two players that just like, you know what I mean?
I guess we have the angle then.
Yup.
We just matched the massing of units on this map.
Yeah, I think I go first tier, I think I should go first tier.
Poax is sitting on almost 2k lumber.
Yeah, but unironically I think that's fine if...
Yeah, it doesn't have any gold. What the fuck do you want me to do with the lumber, bro?
Bro, like what do you want me to do with the lumber? Yeah, it's no gold.
You know what I mean? Maybe we just...
Like if you have no gold then you can't do shit with the lumber, it is what it is.
Flash right?
Cause I can just match power rifle and we just out micro them, no?
Like, I think the fights on the Chopes that we took were good, but we just had too many units.
They also have scrolls from the shops, they're kind of broke here.
Or else it just gives this guy uncontested, uh...
Damn, this is a rough week for Tonk, bro.
Lost in round one of the Jinxy tournaments.
Lost versus Ludwig in the AT&T tournament.
And now he's going to lose the Warcraft 3 tournament.
Hey, this is a rough week for the Tonk, bro.
KJT resources, yeah, I think so.
Yeah, the Auras are also pretty fucking OP.
And he lost class first, do you?
Sure.
He could have played better in the class if he would have won.
We don't even get to the units as cast.
Looks like low D is outperforming big T right now.
It's a bit of a clusterfuck. I kind of can't see anything on the screen.
I'm trying to break what makes it better.
So look, the guy Poax, he has this race called the Night Elf, right?
And he just created these trees in Tyler's base that just attack at anything that's nearby.
Can I be on him?
It's a race, it's so nice!
How many heroes did we kill? A lot.
A fucking lot.
Okay. Good. Damn, you're fucking item micro. I hate shops. I hate items. I got you. Don't worry. I got you the whole problem
for me. I use this for you. Don't worry. Oh, and I sat them so good.
What the man zero manner like all the time. All right, we leave this. Yeah, we won. We can just leave.
Yeah, everyone left. I think we're good. Okay. Okay, I need a I need a small break to keep my heart rate down back.
I'm just gonna walk around for a bit.
Yeah, same.
Alright guys, we have a little bit of time. Let me kill up one game to practice.
That's good.
I wanna kill up a game in practice a little bit right now.
Undead versus Undead, okay, let's go.
I'm gonna be pumped, yeah.
Okay, let me do this.
I believe in you
Nope
Bro wants to draw this game because he's mad that he queued against a guy that he knew was gonna steal his hero
Nope, I'm not fucking drawing shit bitch
I'm getting my fucking 15. I'll pee for this game whether you like it or not fucking prick
The Honda's one versus Mary. Yeah, we two out
I mean look at this is looking good right now though
it's gonna rice water all right let's do guys so now we're gonna do is we have to
create our outer darkness when this guy spawns and we have to dedicate some gold
for the goals.
So it's an undead versus undead mirror matchup.
I was talking to a guy earlier that was saying that what you should do.
You're saying that what you should do essentially is you should fucking like um, attack early
but I'm going to be honest I think that's too much for me to learn.
Like maybe I'll practice a little bit off stream tonight to see if I can get better at that
strategy so I can actually consistently perform it but like for now it's like I think that's
too much for me.
More gold is required, yeah it is, it's always fucking required.
bastard game
Summoning is complete more gold is required more gold is required. Oh, come on bro demand additional lumber
That's
I
All right, and I would just fuck with him
I mean this guy they just lost like you already lost the game
He's gonna find me while I'm just putting my life selling chairs, bro
So now his ghouls are off lumber, right?
So what I can do if I'm smart is I do this, and now I just run away from all his ghouls.
So now he just chases me, he has no lumber production at all.
I know we're chilling, you see?
So now this guy's the entire game is fucked.
He has no mana.
We started his CC ability, all I have to do is drag it on and I just end this one.
Yep, now your game is lost.
So now all I have to do is creep normally and we win.
So is this the Origins of WoW?
And it's the Origins of Dota 2, which is the Origin of League.
If I must, if that is your wish, then upgrade complete.
Yeah, this guy's game is completely over.
My mother's ready.
Oh, death.
Summoning is complete.
I am not a torment.
My god.
Okay, so look here what I kind of want to do here is I want to get a lot of macro man see
Let's say that campus alive
So we do is you just hold this and then we ends the upgrade
fuck
Nice, okay, we're in a really good spot
So I'm just walk over here we creep a little bit more and then I just wait for my worms
I go, I go.
I wish only to serve.
Nice.
So now I-
Wait, what?
Where shall I go?
Wait, why did I never make this?
Fuck, I swear I clicked it!
I have no answer.
I will do what you do.
And I will try to treat you.
I will aid you.
I go.
If that is your wish.
It's not when we just creep our natural expansion, so natural expansion means like the thing
that's closest to you, like the closest gold mine that you can actually take.
That's right, I don't think that we actually won this game.
oh shit i'm a fucking idiot
uhhhh
you know what honestly i'm just gonna permachase
I think I'll just run this guy down lowkey.
So now what I'm going to do is I'm just going to ignore this guy and then how we're going
to play it is I'm gonna go over here to the screen one but that low key should
already be gone though
oh yeah no one there's someone that's happening
I
Just a low-key fucked up
Is there any way that I can finish this off here
It's like what I'm wondering right now is about walk over here and I start doing this am I gonna get fucked or am I gonna be good
Yeah, it's just this one.
Alright, guys, so now we have our healers in play.
Okay, so we have another healer being made, we have this guy being made, out this one.
i mean genuinely it's really not looking bad right now
but i'm not even kidding guys it's actually looking fucking chill for us right now
uh... walk over here
Nice!
You know what I'm gonna do?
i can bring the strike over here
yeah this is this is game over now
All right.
GG.
GG fucking easy fucking bitch ass boy.
Nice.
So now let's make more of these.
Then we'll also make more of these.
i don't know all i have to do is just perma fight
oh god
well that guy is fucking dead
honestly though i think it's like lowkey chill am i crazy for saying that
like if you were fine
oh shit
Yeah, this is not fine.
So, he's making Frost Worms.
Some means we're definitely gonna have to do this here.
Uh...
Some in my population looks good for now, but let me make another one of these.
We'll make some abominations.
And then I'm also gonna upgrade my Worms.
They already resurrected my unit.
Gargoyles destroyed Frostworms.
Yeah, but I see them.
Like I'd rather just outworn him.
Okay, so now what we do is, this is going to finish soon, let's go over here.
I'm greater mana. Oh, I know who's getting up.
Okay, so now what I really, really, really need to do is I need to keep researching, and I keep...
I need more of these.
It's nice. I'm gonna have like a level up school
Bees on the table. Yeah, literally it's from the Drake song
Book of the dead
Some three oh
That seems pretty good
Yep, that's shot from some of you.
Jesus.
Fuck.
I mean, what I'm wondering is,
if I sit there and actually do anything here.
Nice! Yeah, it's fucking good, Malvin.
easy as fuck
10 guys won't read this actually crazy
can't see what's going on with the games now
oh they haven't started yet see but that's what I'm saying bro
like it's legit freest win ever and this guy
is silver he's highly low than me and we're shitting on his mouth
for two more minutes, which I have a long experience with, so no worries. Let's talk
about the significance if Team Omega gets the second chance.
Okay guys, let me get some breakfast. Give me one second.
All bets are off. We have no idea what's going to happen.
Oh, you want me to predict the four on four or what's going to happen?
I mean, we don't know.
We don't know, but I'm starting to think that Hera, although he's the team captain,
is leaning a lot on the knowledge and planning power of Pax.
Legend has it.
OK, history.
I announced captains three days ago, three, four days ago.
Hera is the captain, Tyler is the captain.
OK, one or two days later, Hera and Pax met each other
on a chance encounter on the ladder.
And Hera quipped, he joked, that if he loses,
Pax is the new captain.
Now, he doesn't have that authority, only I do.
And I do not accept this turn of events.
And it was mostly ingest anyway.
However, Hera did lose Pox one.
And so people started theory crafting,
what if Pox is the captain and so on and so forth.
And Pox, if you don't know, he plays Path of Exile.
He plans out his builds into full detail.
In fact, I'm not even joking that when I say
that Pox personally taught me five to 10 things
that I didn't know about Warcraft 3
simply by the power of thinking.
And I think you had something like that until too as well.
Thank you for the coach.
And this guy is an uber nerd in all the best ways.
So he submitted the document with suggestions on how to handle the clan war format.
And that might be a really strong virtue to have for the 404 and for the 202 as well.
Yeah, he probably had some cool ideas.
For example, if you guys missed, I was playing some 202 with Pox just two days ago.
he told me like if you're playing witch structures with with healing words
it's an easy good idea that I make mountain giants because they're gonna
benefit a lot of that because it's percentage based healing and MDs have
so much yeah exactly okay guys you got to choose the food that I'm about to
order what are we thinking Loki Loki what are we thinking I'm thinking the
Hot dogs with a burger thoughts try something. It's it's not your fault no matter what I'm thinking the hot dogs, baby
watch with floaty V
There shouldn't be too. Of course you think hot dogs with that supposed to mean
Like maybe they think like your map is corrupted or something like donor kebab. No, not don't know. Yeah. Yeah
No, I know what I'm gonna get. It's probably like the quickest fix if that works. Yeah
Yeah, I think Pox is planning.
Let me see if I want some foot 2.
As well as the 2v2 and the 4v4 format, which all players have the least time with,
might be quite a powerful resource.
Now I'm only guessing, I don't know if that's really how it's going,
and if that's where the power is coming from.
But this could be an Omega route, where they just win 6-0,
the way the things are looking,
and then we're not even going to have Hera play 1-on-1 today,
again simply for that fourth match,
which, uh, by the way, should I pick that yet?
I mean, I could show you guys this one thinking I'm thinking we go one smash
burger. Okay.
And then afterwards we also get hot dogs thoughts.
Now, if I put this here, chat, don't get mad if we don't get it.
I can't force them to play this.
I'm personally a devout believer that you never make a mistake if there's no
meaning in a serious competitive format.
And if it's three, oh, in the clan war for team Omega, this match will not be
required and it will be completely up to them oh Hera said he's gonna play it
anyway he would be okay to play it anyway Hera said okay okay okay we're
going to okay cool hot dogs and then smash burger I could change the deal
Loki
what a simple is like but I don't want to you have to we got two players in the
lobby where are we still waiting for you your motto and nice okay good I reach
you again up is bro getting Freddy's now the thing is in Quebec we have like
ten different restaurants are all effectively the same it's like bell
prevails and it's like bell pros then they have fucking like it's a bunch of
different ones so we're gonna have that maximum you want I did pretty cool
Hera against simply I think that might be Hera's favorite matchup if I'm not mistaken under the against night elf
I mean he hates the demon on earth, but he loves coil no vying asses
Guys we have time for another game. What do you what are you thinking?
Why the 2v2 I'm not for one game it's I think they're just strategizing
Hope bug fixed in the joint free lobby. Thank you editor
Humiliation Ritual Day 1 losing to Ludwig, Day 2 losing to Dantas.
Got one ready, what about second ready?
Real.
Two, three.
I was on brother calling.
And four, here we go.
No bug, no bug please, no bug please.
It's honestly kind of like, I mean it's not really kind of crazy.
The difference between like 1100 and 1500 on Mars, show me that crazy.
Yes, it's working.
Let me just know that the order fries not in one fries is important enough for soon. Yeah, let me see you're in ones that arrive
It's gonna be here and working on it
Maximum 30 minutes
Well, you said it's always north versus south if that's true. That doesn't seem to be true on this version. Oh
This is a weird to me too
So in the last map they were both together now they're spit across all four corners
interesting order button does not work the father for Laura even if she's such
as a wine thing from husband it's a lot of new features yeah since I'm not gonna
be able to join anyway I need to find nothing she doesn't this is one I should
guess all the work on that on my end and then it's like Laura's the kind of you
can try to kind of grow it so she says she's not hungry she's actually not I'm
I'm trying to swap the teams myself.
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say.
They're saying I'm a bad husband.
Because I can't actually switch to size.
But what if I do it myself?
Let's see.
Slide this one over here, Tyler, and I want it to the right.
Lock back.
And then this one.
What about if I just watch your stream?
That's possible, but there will be a delay, right?
How much?
I think there will be a significant delay.
And you're amazing.
Now shove your shop on my throat and make me cry.
Oh, I could Discord stream it to you.
OK, sorry.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
OK, I will Discord stream it to you.
OK, what do you want me to say?
It's Warcraft!
Over the beginning of the game, well,
I tried to fix the W3 booster over there.
Cue for a lead game.
No, it's a tournament.
now wash your hands plb
go play pokopia
go watch shows
go watch movies
go play tamagotchi life
go work
go make bookmarks
go cut it with the cats
paladinsopside
can you give me an apple
do you have anything that i can eat like right now
Ass! I have ass!
Okay, sit on your golf camera for a minute.
I don't want you to eat that.
Okay, so what else?
I don't have food for you! What do you want? I can give you a piece of bread?
Yeah, that works actually.
Fucking moonwells.
Alright! Wait, when does my thing get in here?
Fuck.
Baby, this is a lemon.
It's just moonwells, that's not the...
Haha, this isn't certain.
Okay, no, this can be a knife so I can eat it properly.
He's not suggestion?
I'm not buddy.
Eat it!
Eat it, love boy!
Eat it!
Fight into it!
Do it!
That would be the first interesting thing to happen in three hours of you streaming.
Eat it!
Okay, let me peel it then.
Eat it! Fight into it!
I'm gonna be honest when you talk to me that commanding tone it makes me hard. I have a boner now
No
Let me lick it first to make sure it's not like
It's sour. It's sour.
It doesn't taste like pasta sides.
Yeah, bite it. Take the fat part.
Oh my god.
Bite it.
I'm doing three here and now I'm coming.
No bigger. I'm a whore. Bite it.
Bite it.
I'd be coming for me now.
Don't spit it. Yeah, bite it.
Not on it.
You're so boring.
Can you please give me a piece of bread?
You're so boring.
Give me a piece of bread.
You don't deserve your viewers.
Okay, so you're on TV.
You're on TV.
Okay, so you entertain them, then I eat a piece of bread.
Okay, guys, I'm going to sing for you.
Strawberry Sprite! Strawberry Sprite!
Yesterday I watched a full season of off-campus and I saw penises,
vaginas, and boobies.
Yup, a lot of boobies.
I could recommend, guys, they had pink nipples, brown nipples,
no nipples, small penis, big penis, uncut penis, cut penis.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
All flavors.
It was really nice.
I enjoyed myself.
Enemies to lovers, guys.
Yep.
She's legit the female version of him.
Well, that's how we fell in love.
Like, I out freaked this freak, dude.
What?
You're so boring!
Don't worry.
You're not even working!
What do you mean, don't worry?
You're setting your fucking being boring, dumbass!
Hey, why didn't my camera not work enough?
How would I know?
It's not my problem.
I didn't do it.
Starberry Sprite!
It's a new song from the lady on TikTok.
Guys, look at my t-shirt.
It's from Suze Boys Concert.
Always posting my emotions and how I'm so freaking broken!
And I could also sing Bird Box.
Why did she look disgusted at me?
Bird Box is an amazing woman.
She's like, and I claim my throne as good circle with me.
This girl will be yours!
Then I'll end up in my head!
Could I be yours?
Such a circle in the flame!
This girl will be yours!
I should be in a metal group, I feel like.
I'm not possessed!
Dantas, you're so boring!
Give me the headset!
You can take it and I'm keeping it from you!
Now eat the lemon.
No, I can go do stuff. I'm gonna be entertaining if you go away.
Take the lemon.
No!
Eat the lemon then I'll eat it.
No!
Eat the lemon but I take only bite.
I'm coming from the front.
I'm not!
Take it.
Oh, fuck.
Take it. I'm leaving.
No.
Do it.
Wait a minute, team I lose, I need to commentate this shit.
I'm coming with you like you're losing my code.
You're just sitting there thinking you can do it.
Yeah, because you're fucking not screaming!
Oh, that's correct!
Okay, you wanna chase the units?
Yeah, it's because I'm underage, you like that, don't you?
I don't have the fun, you're such a dumbass.
Sit up straight and be entertaining, you're not right now!
Okay.
Alright.
Alright guys, okay.
Wait, oh shit, there's actually like a big war breaking out.
wait wait what the fuck wait why is every like ranger down to like half HP what
even just happened
oh it's because he's using his mages like a we damage get a fucking double
tag devices camp when I'm coming all low all the years are low Jesus dude
we need to keep pushing, we need to keep pushing, we need to keep pushing
so now they're all recalling
hola, we win here, we win here
alright, coming through
but can they actually fight this here?
what the fuck is even happening?
oh shit, guys this is looking bad
Oh, fuck, wait, Astugi, they're in the 5-gifted, pre-shad, thank you.
Kappa, why'd you die in Kappa?
Okay, so one of Tyler's units died.
Oh, this is looking rough though, I don't know if they win this.
okay wait did they throw well I think they might have actually thrown him I'm
kidding
guys I'm not shaming I think they might have actually thrown
Oh shit
I don't even know whose units are which
Try
I'm not a unit, that's all for me
Oh
Oh my god
Holy shit
Guys, am I balding? Look at my head
Well, I see you. Thank you, Ram.
Look at the amount of corpses.
If you get Necromancers, GG.
But what do Necromancers, like, how do you even play with them?
Like, how do you use them?
Just making mass castles.
You can make sense into their army.
They reanimate. Yes, but how, bro? How?
Oh, looks good. Maybe we should just buy Skulls.
This Paladin, I've nessed this Paladin.
Okay, let's go.
And I have Somp.
Ah, Jesus.
But I'm gonna be honest, my team is on the defense right now.
We can hit their mage, mage, mage.
Yeah, looking.
I have like double net, and he can't move.
Oh no.
Beautiful.
Ah, it might be over.
I'm just gonna I'm gonna be honest like my team is too much on the defense right now might I should be over
We have no scout. I'm gonna scout the night elf and see what he's doing
Yeah, because what is the night elf doing?
Well, what is Plex doing? I don't understand
Yeah, it's over I'm gonna be honest, but we're 100% losing this one
Production is in full effect here but...
In wells?
Jesus.
Okay, I scouted him, he doesn't build anything the matter.
We're chilling.
Well, so if the Nynaphyl is building nothing, then what the fuck is even happening?
Oh god now this is over we lost
But how did he even get this bad like was it like a just so horrible early fight or what
What?
So many raiders here.
So it's gonna be 2-1? Yeah but how did it even get this bad though?
I fucking followed them.
That's what's up bro.
Fucking go baby and fucking clean.
Fucking go baby!
You know what's actually crazy though? I legit told my team I literally told them I said guys
flame him they don't flame him he flames them like are we fucking serious
okay so it's one one let's jump a game to practice
Tyra finally won something, true.
Okay, so against the guy that's playing a random unit, interesting.
So Scott does even choose this race.
Nice one, Jimmy.
Baby?
I think I heard something crash for a second, hold on.
which is good she just dropped the bottle
uh... so now we need a cigarette
perfect
alright nice not bad
i can rush in and get spotted on
so what i need is that i need to create my like uh... my temple
but if you create my temple i can summon heroes you're so cool
thank you bro
that was a real chat by the way in case anybody was wondering i did not make it up
nice script is done so now we can start making some goals
is this warcraft reforged yes
paid chatter no it's not paid though
so you have this kind of mission now not bad
two, three
so now we just see one more ghoul and then we're good
oh fuck
sorry guys i'm actually sorry
did you get coached in recent days by grovey?
no i got coached by uh... sol apeman
that guy's like the goats
we would just spend like four hours every morning until like
like three a.m.
sitting there flirting with each other
even though he's a thirty five year old man from poland
and i'm a twenty-four-year-old married man from canada
summoning is sold in this my celebrity crush but don't let him know
this is actually really good
and
uh... for saying that i didn't recognize any of those can get fucked
Oh, it's Orcs. Ah, that's fun.
More practice against Orc.
Nice.
Hey, so now it's us we keep attacking this guy, it's gonna be good.
very good actually not bad by the way actually not bad by the way I can do
one more life so then after I got a fuck off though
okay
so now we're just gonna walk here and we're gonna start farming so we complete
the zigg not bad I think jump for like a little bit
honestly you know what no that's what I wanted wanted one of these
Okay, so when is this going to be ready? 35 seconds?
Yeah, so I guess we can just, like, save gold until then, because I need to instantly
upgrade to 2 or 3 and do all this, like, crazy shit.
Okay, well, honestly, I just haven't been looking bad so far.
Does this game feel the 1v1? No, no, no, no, no, no, I'll sign it for the 1v1.
We already won the 1v1.
Kinda fun.
okay so now we just sit there we get all this shit and we're gonna be good
I mean actually not bad though everything is looking like it's
progressing nicely so far just gonna start creeping and we're gonna be good
now I wonder if I'd be able to actually fight this yellow cam
I'm gonna be honest ain't no fucking way in hell
Oh nice I forgot to upgrade to tier 3, but that ruins my entire game
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest I should fucks up everything. It's genuinely horrible
So I think last but honestly now since I fucked it up is I'll just create like a mini army of crypt fiends
Which is these range guys
Yeah, that's actually horrible I didn't insular there
I suck on the one of Ziggurat's.
If I must...
If that...
The Zunas aren't really defunded.
If this ever ends, if that is your wish.
What is your feeble request?
Oh yeah, so we need more...
Oh, nice.
We still need more Ziggurats.
FUCK!
Uhh, ok, not bad.
And then what we can also do is maybe I'll even upgrade some of this shit here.
I need about 300 for that.
Yeah, cause I still need to wait like 40 seconds to see how I'm gonna do this.
your crime was a girl see I've already made them like I'm telling you we're
gonna be good
To the strongest leader of the 20th century, I'm going to...
...or this ever again, let the living be there...
...if I must.
Uhh, I wanna see if I can maybe find him.
I'd go.
Some of them is what trickery is this.
Okay, so now we're actually in a good spot.
I'm going to be honest with you guys, I think we just have to solve a bit for worms.
I'll go up here and see if I can maybe get another expansion.
We got it.
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no, run, run, run.
Oh, I almost died.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna raise my hatred.
No, no, no! Run, run, run!
If that is your wish, I'd go.
If that is your wish, I'm gonna...
If I must...
I must do something else.
I mean, honestly!
like real talk it's actually not looking too terrible right now and then I can
already start killing
nice
yes we're about to get our first worm so now I'm gonna do something to drop a guy
over here. So we got first worm now and then I need more houses.
Alright well the good news is it ain't looking bad right now.
I want to put this like potion of greater man on this guy that way I can just like perm a kill everyone's like phill hp
So what are these rune bracer's what do these do reduce the spell damage? Oh, wow that seems really good action
okay not bad so now you got to join the army we need to make sure that we like
put them on this and then now let's make another one
What the fuck is this?
Oh god.
Wait, isn't he fucked?
No!
Where he is!
well we just went now
okay so that's this expansion which is super heavily defended
but you know what's not defended? probably his main base
fucking cocksucker
I think since he has so many like things, I'm just gonna do this over here.
Nice, okay.
Where's the main base?
What is this thing?
Surfing board.
And
Cannibal
Alright guys, it's genuinely fucking crazy Frostbuff right now.
I need to kill this guy, perfect.
Give me the fucking suck cock sucker.
So the good news is we have the Frostbuff.
So the frostbath means that now when my frostrums attack his towers, his towers do no damage.
How the fuck is this guy almost dead?
He'll kill him.
I
wow, this is terrible
you fucking must
uuuhhh, let me do this
WOOOOOOH, NOT BAD
Alright, we take those
Dude, do you see what I'm telling you?
I'm telling you though, it's like I fuck up every game, but even with my fuck ups I literally
perma win.
Like I'm legit perma winning.
Ok this guy's like genuinely retarded though.
Ok there's a tournament going on.
Oh shit!
Ok wait wait wait wait, how on?
Game 3.
Oh yeah.
One's mine for deriving.
1247.
Oh that's in 2 minutes.
Oh, yeah, one's mine for deriving pretty sick. It's all 47 or two minutes very low here level meanwhile
It's one-on-one pox against Yamato cannon as books is trying to get a sanctum's ready
Yamato trying to get a sanctum's ready. Actually, Yamato can it doesn't have a blacksmith, which is quite important to get
He's also got 17 million. He's got 17 million peasants, and he's not summoning militia. Oh
Wow
Jesus!
Who is playing right now? It's Tyler1 and YamatoCannon vs MaximumBox.
doing here did they get enough gold from the expo well they've got a really good
amount your motto cannon has three units in production which puts them at 55
once a chair peasants actually hey guys let me get my food and then we're
gonna get energized give me a second and now we have a fully melee based army
with what is this 11 foot man three sorks and a priest with 17 peasants for
Malaysia and full non-upgraded Raiders. It's a full melee army. This doesn't cut the mustard
off. This has to be more TP to run. We need to see base rates. Maxim kind of is expecting
it. He's making towers at home. Now almost every player is over 50 pop. Only Pox is still
getting any kind of money right now. Any good luck.
Yeah. Tyler and Yamato has to avoid the fight right now because Team Omega has very strong
army right now they want to take the fight but it looks like Tyler and
Yamato is understanding that the castle two towers yeah tell us playing this
pretty clever most high-level orcs would have probably gone for some damage on
the keep but he's gonna get the shot and the towers didn't lose a single unit and
TP's to his teammates who's defending against Huntresses now sure Huntresses
normally theoretically dominate footmen and rifles dominate Huntresses without
upgrade but if you're alone with the keeper and thorns are you really that
happy to go against 10 foot munkoff? No, no that's true. They handle that very well.
We do see Pox having a 1000 gold here. I wonder if he doesn't want to make any
more huntresses or he's just missing his macro here a bit. He's clicking up the
tier 2. Oh, I think he wants the glaive upgrade but in doing so he
should still be getting full huntresses. This is not the time to sleep at the
wheel of macro production. He feels uncomfortable with this situation. Finally he queues up
six huntresses, but Max is uncoordinated with it and jumps in.
Oh my god.
Blizzard's rifles gonna snare this footman on top of the rifles! Blizzard's raining down
hell on top of them! Wow.
But who's winning?
Blizzard's was a big deal here. Some of the rifles getting a lot of unnecessary damage
because the huntresses is not in the front. It's hard to say who's doing good here.
I think Alpha is doing pretty good, Yamato-Kannon's blizzard together with Tyler's and Snares.
Look, really solid. Tyler's doing really good at Snares in this moment, it's so funny.
You never see him play Raider and Snares. Even controlling is Raider's quite well, not over committing them.
Never seen Tyler play like this.
But the opponent is getting where, though?
Yeah, he's got greater invulnerability potion, he's gonna use it to keep himself alive, he still has...
He has no mana to do any siphons! If the block mage gets caught, then he's already caught by slow, then he could be in trouble.
And it looks like Jamato and Tyler might be doing it. The blizzard again did a sane amount of damage. Follow up by the snares.
So Jamato could have been doing as many blizzards as he wanted into the army there.
Nice dodge by Yamato. Just standing still. Against the flame strike. War stop!
The stop! The keeper goes down! The keeper goes down!
Wow, what is happening here?
Macro, not bad, Tyler's got units in production, Yamato Cannon, likewise.
There could be another expansion or perhaps a tower rush. Yamato Cannon somehow only made sorceresses.
He doesn't have a single priestess, that's Raiders and sorceresses.
Is that in the playbook?
It's basically the blizzard. I don't know man, but apparently it's working, where of all?
Worse than on the Bloodmates. There's one more Holy Light where that came from.
the ensnares are relentless, Tyler and Yamato on the warpath
they keep chasing, there's a storm bolt, follow it there's no Mada
Hail Mage Fire by Maxim goes down!
We fucking lost. Yeah, we see Maxim dropping down to 36 and Pox is only at 30 supply
is he making something, is he making dryads or what do we see?
There's no lords, it's nothing. It feels so bad to be the night off player that has the tank in front
You try to buy time and have your ally carry it,
knowing that Huntresses become obsolete
at some point in the game.
You gotta hit your early timings, they tried.
But the hit and run from Tyler Yamato was inspired.
It was correct, it was effective,
and it was exactly what Team Alpha needed.
The score is one-one.
If Alpha wins this map right here,
then they will be the victor of this match,
and they will equalize the score of the Clanward to one-one.
but that is Sorcerer's combination together with the Blizzards.
Do you guys think there's any chance for a comeback or no?
Yeah, all the wappas in Snare.
So Jamato can easily target the ones that are in Snare as well.
I like this combination, even though there's not so much healing,
but we do some priests coming in as well, there's actually four priests now.
Finally some priests in here.
I hate to see what Death Note would think of Jamato's play here in this game so far,
losing his Mount of King, being so late with the priests.
Death Note, one of the fiercest coaches Yamato has had, and Maxim is rallying quite well here.
There is a hold here for now. They kill the Mountain King of Yamato Canon, and there's going
to be a pullback. Nice entangle, Pox coming in, and they target down the sorceress. Let's see
where Pox is at. He went to tier two, his huntresses, Knopf. They have to glaive upgrade. Their armor
type has changed from an armor to heavy. Is it that good against a million sorceresses?
That's true. It's actually not so good though.
I almost, I forgot that the rifles is not even there.
It's kind of funny that this new upgrade bundles both effects of a third bounce together with the armor type change,
because yes, you want the third bounce and an armor takes more damage from raiders than heavy to be fair,
but now you're taking double damage from sorceresses and there's zero piercing, so is it really good?
No, probably not, yeah.
I wonder though, will Tyler keep making Raiders there or is he making any kind of adoption?
What the hell is going on?
What is going on? This is so cool!
He invists the entire party of Tyler!
Hey, let's go!
Wait, are they like backdooring or what?
The source addresses have a second ability, invisibility.
This doesn't get used all that much by lower level players in one on one, let alone in two on two.
this is some this is insane he cast in this for Tyler to pass undetected so
that Tyler can do a tp hitter on with raiders with the pillage I'm
going crazy bro he's going for books is three of ages that's exactly correct
he doesn't even react there's no there's no top portal they don't have a top
portal they have to attack and go in oh god this is over it's gonna go for the
human base too because the production because the tires income is fourteen
hundred gold yeah that's pillage right there man that's pillage you get
hundreds of golds from killing a pillage tree of ages and meanwhile Tyler has
the very explain in league terms and you want to says you know what I can hold
off for now we're just gonna hold and you know use W if he gets so an ally went
invisible and then they flushed over the wall and start running towards an
access but because nobody was looking at the actual base they didn't see the
low character on the mini map is in her e
I mean, it's your bitch ass up, boy.
Especially considering there are 1400 MMR.
Yeah.
What is going on?
This is so cool.
We don't need this tool, main base is all in power.
Let me throw my Hatch out.
You're actually ready.
Tyler kills two nexuses.
He's still at Town Porto.
Is he going to come back and help defend?
Is it even needed or are you going to play Elimination?
Oh, my god.
I mean, I just hope.
What is Tyler producing right now?
What does he have in the beast here?
Raiders.
It's Raiders all the way down! It's a Mitruska doll of Raiders!
I would have loved to see some Kodos though, to eat the rifles as well.
It's Raiders. You're gonna get Raiders and you're gonna be happy about it, Knopf.
Yeah, Tyler is keep fighting, he's just killing buildings here.
If you look, Tyler has a new addiction. It's killing
Work is in buildings. This may change it forever. Oh my god
Oh my god, what are you doing? Oh your casters. He's like help help help my casters are dying to rifles Tyler Tps
And big boys here tank a tee straight for the Priests of the moon. Oh
God, oh wow the burrows actually dude steel hairs. Well a lot of extra damage coming out from the burrows. Yep
Oh, oh, oh Tyler loses his farce here. He didn't
Oh my god!
GC is pretty low as well.
Is this in the Rella story going to end in the most unexpected way, Knoth?
I'm trying to see what's happening here.
Is there a lot of blizzard going on?
I mean, Tyler and Jamap...
Dude, we're not any games, yes.
I'm going out.
They absolutely are, Knoth.
They're blundering their heroes away.
So the way it works is it's a 3-day event, okay?
They won it today and it's like a team event, right?
right? Where it's 4v4. So the way that the format works is that the team captains choose
one person and a 1v1, two people and a 2v2, and then there's a big 4v4, and afterwards
the last person, and then afterwards the last person plays the final 1v1. Wait, what? How?
We have to go to the bush with mute
We will talk how the fuck did they end up winning that
That's fucked dude.
That's genuinely horrible.
We got to check, should I play my teammates or should I be understanding?
Do we need good cop or do we need bad cop?
Try, honestly, nice try. It was a good set.
Yeah, it's a difficult matchup sadly.
The Raiders base trading is rough because they have Siege T2 melee units.
I also went in with the priestess, which was very interesting, I was like, why are there
six writers in my base all of a sudden, what the fuck happened?
Yes, you guys had no way to even think about that probably, that combo never happened.
The goal is to basically wait for heal scrolls to pop up in shop, mass an army and just siege
them down, which works really well in synergy when we're right next to each other.
And I thought it would be like this too, but I guess just the early harassing maybe made
it not as good.
But we did really good at the beginning.
We got like six headhunter kills or something, like every headhunter we trained, I like entangled
and we got, I guess I could have been faster in big scale fights with, I didn't think about
detonating on, not on Swarks, but Swarks have auto cast slow, so they're slowing all the
rifles and I didn't think about that, that I should have cleansed.
Wait, out of curiosity, how many kills did you say you got?
Eight or nine?
No, that's all you said.
Why are you smiling right now?
Because you said six, seven.
I I said eight or nine.
No, you said you got 10 fingers.
You don't have to count, right?
Well, you said six, seven.
OK, guys, listen, we're going to have to lock it in now.
So what we learned from that is that I won my matchup and you guys lost yours.
So I'm the president.
we play for me
i would have to play against the model your mother's mage
faxed me so up
i guess what i would just focus him
at every game every game
uh... they're playing for your models uh... expansion or greed so we have to
somehow counterplay that either we're pushing him early
or all any him on our timing but like one hundred percent we got a pressure
about it because if not he's the lake in karen
okay so this is what we'll do this will do this will do
i'm gonna make my my like person that sucks people off
And then what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go in Yamato's base, right?
So we're gonna have to scout out which one's his.
I'm gonna get on both knees and we're gonna sit there and we're gonna go fucking wild.
Like we're gonna go bananas.
And then after we do that, he's gonna be so delayed that then you guys come in like the cavalry, the cavalry has arrived.
And then we start shitting in his fucking mouth. Thoughts?
That's a good plan. But we have to identify where he is.
If he's in the pocket position, we screwed.
Yeah, so that's why, listen.
Yeah, because I was gonna say I don't do droning like I don't bother them with that shit like the whole scouting thing
So you guys can worry about scouting and I'll focus on everything else
Okay, besides Dante second off one of the opponents
Pox I have a good game plan, but I'm not sure if it actually works
So I want you to run around with a warden and snipe everybody's
Villagers basically does that work against undead you destroy me, but does that work versus other people as well?
I'm a little fight. That's the trick level five unlocks level three fan and eyes one fan of knives into an auto should kill
Everything in one hit except for maybe a peon because they have tiny bit higher base HP the problem is getting level five
So like I would need to leech off of someone because I don't know where my ancient of wars go into 4v4 and night off has no melee unit
till t3
Hmm, so that's where it gets weird
I'm cool with playing Warden like I think Warden in 44 is not nearly as bad as people think because you go staff of telly
And you're very mobile
Yeah, you know instead of teleporting a whole army. I can just bring a hero
Chat saying you need to expo on this so chat is do does everybody expo on this map like everybody expo
I dibs for a saxophone everyone has a x4. I think it's like two expo's for four players
Yep, I dibs I dibs one expo so you guys fight for the other one
One expo for Dante who wants the other one? I don't
You're one base palerifal, right? You're good.
Yeah.
Okay. I'm more of a one base player as well, Pox. Does the expo help you? Like expo warden play?
That's not that bad, I think.
I mean, it's night off units. I'm okay with handling extra units.
Yeah, it works well. What's your late game confident as a night off in that situation?
So I got bears, dryads, I got mass hippogriff riders, which are archers riding a hippogriff that are really good for sniping targets.
I can go mountain giants as well for front line. That's usually the compass and the bears.
Okay, guys.
I love that, honestly, I love that. Like Maxim, sorry, one second Dante. Maxim, do you have a pallet rifle?
rifle I'll do the DK lich fast tier 3 for the destroyers and statues that can heal and dispel
and then Dante's comes with worms and then pox is the main carry uh how does that sound i think
that sounds good Dante's what do you want to say yeah i was gonna say don't need somebody to be
frontlining because it sounds like everybody's making range units so if you have no frontline
we get fucking annihilated pox is the front line i will be the the ranger he's the front line and
and Herok can also decide if he wants to go Abominations.
Well, the problem with...
Also, stupid Tinky.
So the problem with me frontlining is I can't build a frontline until pure endgame.
So I think I'm actually going to go Air Units because I can transition from Archers to
Flying and it just has a smooth transition with Keeper of the Grove.
Oh, but, you know, flying is weird though because we're going to have worms from Dante.
Unless we put Dante on a flying mission...
Well, here's the thing.
My flying units are different.
My flying units can be dismounted.
So if they have a bunch of anti-air, I can dismount, they turn into anti-air and I have
20 archers.
So does that mean I need to be the slave?
You are the Frost Worm guy, you are our pick up.
Oh, okay nice, so I saw my same role, perfect.
Yeah, but you stay the same and Harry stay the same, Hera and Pox are the one who has
to think about the game.
Yeah, I think I should play here.
You're Terry, you're gonna have an expo, you're gonna play Keeper, okay?
I think I should go Keeper Podem for a double aura basically and entangle pick-off and that
means we are going to need I think a bomb frontline and I can do some mountain giants
if we get to that stage in the game.
I'll make a bomb then, no problem.
So I'll make couple fiends statutes get extra value in team games, I'll make statue, couple
fiends but in the stream to a bomb as well, might even do double slaughterhouse, I can
go for mass a bombs.
So in terms of communication roles, I'll be primary cheerleader who wants to be primary
shotcaller.
I did call in the last game that we base race and I want to step down for that position.
I can try to make some calls, I can't do all of them though.
4v4 is pretty fucking hectic.
I usually have the shotcaller role but I can't shotcaller, I don't know shit about the other
And we're like, you know, get your fricking bears in.
I don't know what the bears do.
So like that's the problem.
They bear.
I'd like the Chocol.
Basically, it's the same unit, but they have also a spell
that they roar and give a really, really nice damage
buff in the late game.
So the only cause are like, when are we going as a big group?
And what are we focusing?
That's like the only thing that everyone knows, especially
why we are so ranged.
And Koil Nova is like also a good spell
to call that we know which unit we have to focus or which champion. Because Entangle
into Nova into Coil is insane. That's amazing. Okay. Yeah, we ditch the we ditch the Warden
strat and we go for the Entangle hero. Is that correct box? Yeah, I think it's just I think
it's less risky. Yeah, entangle into into nuclear strike is super good. Okay, guys, I'm
going to be honest, I think we're over complicating it. Because the thing is, what we have to
understand is that we're all autistic and bad at the game. So what we have to do I think
is instead of saying like the actual names of units, let's just say tanks, ranged and
flying. Because if we do that, then we don't have to over complicate it with information
that we're not familiar with. Because if we have clear communications, we auto win. Does
that make sense?
Okay, but is like a worm a flying or is that a range because it's like a range
flying like what do I call it? It's a flying that's a flying. That's a flying.
So if it's flying, it's fine. But what is a tank called? A tank is anything that goes up in tanks.
So even my ghouls would be tanks. Okay. Ghouls with tanks. Yeah, so that's why. I'll just yell
when I'm entangling. Yeah, yeah, no, exactly. Like guys, I'm telling you, we just keep it simple.
literally just like don't ask we need your fucking fine and then like alright do
we have tanks and then one of you's like yeah we have tanks alright and then we
just send in because they're gonna be there like bro I got my Billy Maju
fucking entangler 45,000 turbo range let's chain this and it's like no one's
gonna know what the fuck is happening so if we have clear coms it's insulin
that this what if you say go and go and I have tanks and it's two ghouls in the
front line and then we all get dated and we lose the game. Oh man it is what it is.
The thanks. I'm really confused how we split the map right now. I thought it would be it would be
bottom and down but it seems like it's left and right. Do you see the color from the guy?
What are you looking at right now Maxime? Are we split from left to right on this map or
from bottom to top? We're in the game so we can see the map. Yeah you have to go into the stream.
Yeah, no, you can go into lobby that grabby already. Oh true
Think it's bottom at the top and bottom what's the game name called alter for
Because we can change colors now and decide who will be on the pocket position. Oh
Debs
Yeah
Also, very important, when the game starts, everyone press F11 and hit share control with
each player.
Where does that do?
It makes it so if you're blocking, I can just click your unit and move it as if it's
mine so I can move out of the way.
Okay, nobody share control with me.
How do I do that?
You have not had much problems, and it's because the units are flying, they are fine.
Yeah, when the game starts, you press F11.
just like the hockey to bring the setting up. Yeah I cannot be trusted with that
dude I'll be like a toddler with an AK-47 we do not want that. It's a good
point it said also told that. Yep. You have to share what else that I want to take.
That's also how you trade resources by the way is F11. You have accepted.
There's the accept button.
Right now I'm on the outside.
Tyler, Dante, can you go to team 2?
Yeah, no, I forgot to even open my app. Give me a second.
I think it's the same
All right
Wait, where am I? Oh sick
is everyone good with the colors or should we make it more like obvious who's what because
I feel like me and me and Pox our color is too similar you can change the color in game
how you how you see it so my my options are that I everyone is red who's the enemy I'm
green or blue or something and you are the the light blue he doesn't have it
enabled that's why yeah it's like the it's like a button right yeah you're
talking about outline like that oh yeah okay that one yeah also her so the team
color doesn't matter in India are you gonna make necromancers or do you want
me to do that do you know what they do well apparently they fucking like revive
dead people dude and it's 4v4 so we're they're gonna have an infinite army
that sounds kind of cool you should do it they boost your worms as well you
should do it actually oh my god and holy frenzy worms with holy worms okay I
remember you something for so we'll see I get the upgrade and click W on the
worm all right sounds good yo I'm in a warcraft 3 tournament I'm against Tyler
one just read what it does basically boost them for 45 seconds it's really
good. Okay but did they have mana like how do I even use them? They have mana but
it's their second spell so you have to upgrade them once. One other skills is
gonna be I don't know if you have to toggle it that's by right clicking it
it'll go on auto cast that's the summon one so if there's a corpse they'll
summon skeletons from the corpse if you get an upgrade they'll also summon a
skelly mage those just have auto attacks but then they'll have a manual skill
called unholy frenzy it'll be like kind of like an eye maybe like background I
I don't know and it gives like stupid high attack speed to the target.
Yeah, I'm gonna be completely honest. There's no way I'm remembering that.
I'm just gonna buy Necromancers and right-click and then hope for the best.
Yeah, there you go. You just right-click and you'll look at what's trying to think.
You will rush Frost Firms as always.
Yeah, but we need Necromancers! Broke so I can have infinite army!
I'm looking to be like Sungjin move from solo leveling, Broke!
No, you just body block our units. The skeletons are super annoying.
I'm so sorry, but can you repeat once again how to control other units?
That's that's good advice. Yeah, but guys I'm telling you generally whatever you do
Do not do not fucking give me any control over anything because I'm like what we're doing essentially is like think of it this way
I imagine we're a team of like ninjas and we need to execute the enemy shinobi
So it's like you guys are the ones distracting with like firecrackers
Well, I go all the way around the dojo. I get behind it and then I fucking like slice his throat open
Why he sleeps does that make sense?
I was confused about the chat, but yes, okay, I said I was eating sorry
Then here, but you are gonna repeat now wait, but can you can you switch the color to?
It might be random someone told me, but I'm not sure okay. I'll be right. I'll be right. I'll be right
Okay, then in seconds. Oh, yes. Oh, okay one second
We go
Lock it lock it lock in focus. Oh W's in the chat. Come on energy, please
Yeah, I got you that too and my this is what also my ears got you
That is honest question, why don't you get a better mic?
I think this is because no
So the reason why is because I can share myself in my own headset when I talk because I have this thing called the audio
Like feedback and the problem is that if I get a better mic then it sounds like passable in my ears
But when my mic sounds like this it like agitates me
So it allows me to be like higher energy and more entertaining because I'm just always like pissed off
Dude listen Hera the only issue I have is that right now your name is Hera by the end of this game
You're gonna be him because you're gonna fucking carry this shit. Are you ready for it?
I'm ready. I didn't expect that. That was crazy. That was crazy. All right. The genius of the words. I'm running again
Yeah, let me restart in case
No, it was I was heros fault it wasn't yours
I think I did download the map. Oh, it's it one of the mods told me to tell you tell hera click ladder
4v4 in case it downloads the map
Where the hell is ladder for a 4chan? Help me!
I'm literally clue-
I didn't see it as well.
Wait guys-
I thought the- the map was downloaded automatically.
Guys, I had a crazy idea.
Oh yeah, I'm bringing it.
So what if I- if I don't help at all throughout the entire early stages of the game,
and then I make a fucking Frost Swarm army,
and I just annihilate all the workers from the back.
Like I started hitting it from the back door, does that make sense?
If it survives, that's a good strategy.
Okay.
So, this is what we'll do, okay?
You guys play to survive and hold, and then I'm like the doctor looking for the cure to zombies.
And it's like we just hope that I can find it or else humanity's doomed. Does that make sense?
I think.
And Doc says to play the tower thing again.
They're going to turn to you and tower all the three bridges.
Yep.
I'm going to restart my game fast fast.
Why also not have the map? I'm so confused.
Uh, Maxim, I have a question.
Yes.
So, you're like natively German, right?
That's true.
Do you know what numbers come after four?
Yeah.
Okay, we say them.
In German?
No, in English.
Okay.
Five?
Yep.
Eight.
No.
Go back, Maxim.
Hi guys, hi guys, how's it going?
Hey, Hera, can I get you to open your melee, like leave the lobby for a second, can you
go to melee and then click 4 on 4?
Yeah, Hera, are you there?
Yeah, I'm here, I'm just eating.
Oh, classic.
So can you go to 4 on 4 and open, just click on it, go to melee and 4 on 4 and let me know
what you have there.
Okay, then try to join the lobby again and hopefully that made you download the map,
alright?
Yeah.
Alright, thank you man, I'll leave you to it.
Thank you.
The chat is awesome.
Have you ever played Age of Empires?
I do.
I did.
It's like the same experience, like Warcraft 3.
I really love it and I play it also later.
But only like 20 to 50 games and a lot of them were the unnerved Knaja with the steplands
I hope you remember them.
I had like a 14 to 1 win rate with them.
Holy shit.
And then they got nerfed.
And then I didn't play Age of Empires 2 anymore.
You abused the Bokken Shand and then left.
Yeah.
It was the stupidest experience I ever had.
was like it wasn't was insane back then yeah that's good that's good okay okay cool
we plan to do some stuff uh right like um uh grubby is doing here then i'm uh yeah i would
gladly join but um yeah it's i faced the same problem like in the okay guys are ready the time
the time is like you guys know motherfucking doll yeah no worries i'll talk to you about that though
you're very interested in it by you for sure i'll let you know yeah i got you bro awesome yes yeah
Yeah, we're ready, let's lock it.
Okay guys, I have bad news.
Fire's gonna fire at me, so I need to build defensively early.
Okay.
We will have the ult.
Yeah.
We will defend the berms.
That's it.
Energy and chat, let's go.
Lock him.
Where shall I plug this?
I'm not gonna lock it.
I cannot summon death.
Unlock it, unlock it?
Unlock it?
So I'm not pocket, I try to be f11, defensive.
Wait, I'm not pocket either, shit!
Okay, we're good though.
F11, share units with...
So I'm not pocketed.
Yes.
Yeah, you guys do your thing.
Dante's is flanked, that's a big problem actually.
No, no, it's fine, it's fine, I'll just create early Ziggurats, I'm gonna be fucking chilling though.
I'm looking to be my little humble abode chill max
I've never played a 44 years of my first time it's annoying as fuck
I don't know if this is a thing. Oh don't take this here with me. Oh shit. Never mind. Okay. Yes. That's weird
It's gonna say I'm gonna try to take a mega cam first
Yeah, I mean if you wanna do it bro, you go for it, I'm just gonna be fucking chillin'
Ah
Holy shit
The games can take like 12 hours, that's the problem
No way really?
Not that long, but it feels like that
Oh my gosh, we have the fucking late game character
I knew it, I used to it
In China like for eight hours a game or something?
It was the four hour game, it was insane.
I could watch it the whole day.
That was a bang here.
I'm so sorry for everyone else because they have to wait 10 million hours.
More gold is required.
It's kinda easy I guess.
More gold is required.
Yeah, I will try to take two greens, that would be awesome when I get into level 2 with the aura.
Alright, I'm gonna start scouting to see what the fuck is up.
Oh no.
Guys, I have bad news, tower's being a fucking piece of shit.
We already know that.
Yeah, but...
It's okay, I'm counter-choosing him, we're good.
If I told you, if that is your wish, if I must, will this ever end?
Yeah, the camps seem a bit harder than usual.
Yeah, but they get more exp, it's like a good thing.
Ah, okay.
If that is your wish, if I told you, will this ever end?
Okay, can you help me if I bring him back to the base?
I can try but I don't have entangles so it's gonna be a bit rough but yeah just
just come to the next we'll see what I can do. Alright I'm making two defensive
structures. I definitely need level two first though so this is rough. Yeah I mean
like listen I should be like kind of low-key chill. Alright you're good. Okay I
got a creep.
Okay, I'm level 2 now, I can help.
He's annoying.
Yeah, he's like harassing.
I gotta go creep, I can't protect you right now.
Yeah, it's fun.
I'm used to being on my own, bro.
I'm the fucking bone ranger.
Hit a wolf.
You gotta kill him.
Okay, Hera, do we want to go to the other side?
Do you want to attack?
Yeah, I'm with you now actually.
Yeah, we have no camps, so we can fuck up this.
I'm down, so down.
I'll be coming in a second, Jack.
I'm good bro, I'm good.
This guy's getting his mouth shitting right now.
It's been a fucking talk about fiasco inside of there.
I'm with you. Yeah
I don't have a death you suck this one. It's entangled
Actually, it's gonna die. It's
I'm gonna tangle another one. Okay, I will shoot the
Rangers now the water
And I'm gonna back up a bit welcome back on the back
I got a couple kills. I'm gonna put her back up here. I'll cover you a bit, but it's definitely a shoot.
I don't have that much.
Yeah, it's just one shoot. You would see my mana though, that's the problem.
That's the issue, yeah. Alright. I'm happy with this engage here.
Come back in 2-3 right away. Nice. 2-3's stacked.
Shit.
Yeah, I'm gonna wait for friends the most
Okay, let's take the camp here
All right, box you have this one that one is insane, but I can but I can thank it
That's a rifleman thing
Okay, box have a fight with another hero, okay, so okay, I can't hear
Yeah, no, not now.
No worries.
Uh, I don't know where you can have it.
Take it.
I'm gonna run around, I'm gonna run around.
I will not even farm anyone.
Yeah, I'm just holding the fort down right now, guys.
I'm okay just holding the fucking fort down as we speak.
You're doing great.
I'm gonna come to your side.
I'm gonna come harass you, D.K.
Whatever you wanna do, you do it, bro.
I think it's like a 2-2.
I have to stun there
Not to take care of the projectile
Right now I'm waiting, right now I'm waiting
So DK has nothing to do besides come over to help I guess
I will play my side of course
with statues and what not
I have medallist there as well
There are no camps anymore
Yo Loki we should try to secure this
this fucking
can uh... expo over here
if someone can help me
fucking piece of shit tolerance back
alright guys
i'm here i'm here
we're trying to take an expo
what do you want to do Maxx?
uh... i think you need to de-k
de-k is also here then we can fuck him up
alright let's do that
i'll just have a de-k i'm not sure if it's a good idea but when i kill headhunders
you know what i have, fuck it just come here then come here just come to the uh...
thing help me take this expo
Okay, I come with DK there, I come with DK, Sack is coming too.
Oh, shit.
My DK is not with you downtown, okay?
Yeah, yeah, that's fine, I'll just wait.
It's okay.
I'll just be the safe one.
For me it's like super informed to fight now, that's my strongest face.
Yeah, just with the Sack off.
Free thing here, you can keep this, Maxim.
Yeah.
The big one is like super so dangerous.
I think that your lich can maybe tank it and you heal him
Yeah, I coil, I coil
So maybe I can do it, I mean I'm better
Can you do it? No, I'm not my coil is stronger, first of all you can have it
Oh, that's a hard camp, but we can fight it
Yeah, we can, we can probably jump
Because I can hear my blaster, it's super easy
Nice, love it
Oh fuck, ah yes, execute, I'm stupid
anyway I think we have to take him with you
do you guys want to just push him back or like I think everyone I should push
push south we fucked the night air up oh yeah you do that then I'll just I'll
hold the front guys I'll be the first line of fucking defense as we speak
Yeah, here's the expo, we can break it.
Easy, easy, that's free.
We can fuck up the action of war.
I will try to suck the second one.
We'll banish at level 2 then you can, when you see someone like a little bit greenish you focus him down with your spells.
I think Nuke is like the best threat for us.
Because he's doing the same with my other guy.
Yeah, true, true, true, we can double nuke.
Kill the building? Or the girls? The weird girls?
Vicky, Vicky? Demon Hunter?
Demon Hunter is focused.
DPDB? Oh, other side, it's the Seller, Seller.
Okay, I'm trying to be scared for sight of us.
Go in the head, Hunter.
Coil him, coil him.
Oh, he's already dead.
Nice, nice, dead, dead.
Back up a bit.
There's a lot of people here, there's a lot of people here.
Yep.
Back up.
Okay, think we can fight stills.
That's why we're just making this a long face.
Yeah.
So we have to, like, fight all the time.
I love that.
I'm going in his base right now.
Okay, I'm going here. So you guys stay there. I think that's how I'm willing moon belts
But I'm getting his burrows right now
What's Mary actually
That's okay, you can you can be focused
Take a TP, I'm out, I'm out.
Beautiful play, beautiful play.
Can I just speak to you on our side right now?
Yeah, I'm destroying her base right now.
Excellent.
I guess I can just creep something, I don't even know.
Let's go buy something to have.
Let's get a, well, a Dark Ranger.
Okay, I have 2-2, that's my strongest phase, we have to push, we have to push like still.
Still, when Fox fucks the map.
Yeah, I need to get back, I need to get back though.
Then we push, careful here, don't push.
But, we push, we push, we push.
They're like insanely strong right now.
I can't get any stronger.
I got a bad comp.
Yeah, it's up to the right, to the right.
It was a bad call for me, I need the Invo potion.
Okay, no problem.
Oh, a lot of flying machines, a lot of flying machines from Yamato, I'll get webbed.
A lot of flying machines, careful.
Yeah, we're still crushing.
I fucking up, the flying machines are like super, super victims to me.
Super squishy, okay, okay, let's go.
Right here, right here.
Web is in 17 seconds.
Yeah, I want to start the machines.
Holy, they're freaking savage.
Kill the buildings, let's go back to the buildings.
There, I got a build, a little build.
Nuke the bears, nuke the bears.
Yeah.
Tile us on the other side, be careful.
Alright guys, the buttons are on mine!
You have to back up a lot.
I'm gonna build a bad spot.
Yep.
turn, turn, turn, turn, turn sheep, then?
look, you have to focus with spells, I can't
I have no spells
I wasn't able to get him
I'll go back, I'll go back
no
that was a hard one
they have multiple players
okay, uh, Pox has fucked him up
okay
I got the flying machines running right now
run run run run
okay keep running keep running keep running
I will look to strike him a little bit
if he backs off maybe
keep running
yeah keep running
stop
They're running they're running
They're running cross from guy mr. Dante's yes
It's a good call to go to the left
Okay, I'll come soon I'll come soon okay defend my base
Actually, wait wait no man. I'm gonna fuck up
Fuckers go
We can actually get out of the game here bro!
BORKS! We can get out of the game here! Let's go!
Yeah, main building, main building. The big thing in the middle.
The big thing in the middle. Yeah.
Fuck it up. Okay, I don't know what to do about the flying machines. I have no idea.
Do you have to do that?
Keep back it up, keep back it up.
Okay, I can put it.
Okay, I'll put it there.
Oops.
Yeah
Our brethren's town is under
They're ideally ward in the back particularly one the back of the range unit with the orange thing
Okay, I got it I site this I gotta get back to it's too dangerous
Or in the bear turn them there
My life
Yes
Another Baron Tangle
In front of you over the siege
Damn for me for it's so annoying
I can't see anything
Yeah
i might be dead actually yeah yeah my my base is already dead by the way
oh my god
we are cooked
yeah we are cooked
we are super
uh parks what the fuck do we do
yeah that's that's the thing we uh the timing of my mana shifts like super important but then we get
demolished i think there are all four here so we are split
What I did is I killed this and then I instantly took the tip, but I was already, your base was already dead by then.
You haven't been granted any thunder.
The thing is, is I, the dumbfist, I killed Yamato's whole entire gyro army, but I guess he still had Siege as well?
Yeah, gyro's already-
I'll get Pox, Pox, I'm gonna be coming up here.
I already quit, I GG'd out, do you guys still play?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got this shit easy.
Maybe I quit too early?
Yeah, we got that shit done.
Yeah, I have no workers now.
Sorry, I thought we were calling GG.
No, we got this bro, it's easy. It's come back city and up on this bitch.
You shouldn't have left. I thought we were calling GG I swear.
No, but Maxim, I think, did we miss a timing there?
Maybe me sending my GG on the other side was the wrong call I guess.
come up I think it was for me it's like super important when the blood match
comes out we have to like really really fucking love super super important
Fox, here, here, here.
Oh, you left?
Yeah, I thought we lost.
Don't take this kill in this bro.
We got this here, bro.
C.C.S. Fox.
So, yeah, one issue in big fights, right?
The healing ward has to die ASAP every second.
It heals 2% maximum life per second to every unit in range.
And we need to mask this Valkyrie's backline
because the fork is just so crazy.
Love Loss is buffing everyone's unit,
and Healing Ward is just feeling like 500 HP a second
across the board.
Yeah.
I wasn't there for the big fight, Dan.
Yeah, at the end, we just couldn't hit the board.
I thought me and Maxim were doing well, actually.
We killed a couple of heroes.
But the problem is, we kept fighting like 2v3s, 2v4s.
And I guess, I think Dan was hitting Mary and Nabeo.
It's probably not the right call, but I'm not entirely sure.
And you should have run for your mother's name.
Okay, then it's GG.
But it was fun.
I like the...
It's like a double 2v2 map, so we can fuck him up.
I think forcing the TP was amazing.
But the damage dealt on the other side has to be super huge,
and then we have to connect to each other.
Because fighting as a 4-man army is like...
It's so much, it's so stupid.
Yeah.
And also they drive by from there, just fuck my old base up.
the big thing as well is never fight when you're out man ever
yeah that's like we we uh yeah did they really a choice we ran away and our base was like uh swamp
by uh by yeah they just really deserved you at the end with everything yeah yeah
still john how the fuck do i make nakumar guys how because they were all in it i think focusing
This thing marries is not useful because she can send money to the other dudes when she
dies.
Yeah she just happened to be the first to get countered all the way.
I thought it was going to be Tyler's face and then I forgot there's two works there
and I'm like oh.
Tumble the diamonds you're putting on the undone?
And I'm glad that it's so fast.
I was afraid it would take 20 hours.
So for me it's like super.
We have fast games.
Okay, so how do we win this?
It's a good question.
So tip number one, sorry, for you, Dantes, always have a TP scroll on you.
You can buy it from your own shop.
So if you use a TP, make sure to refresh it,
because even just having you in the presence just helps a lot in a big scale army.
So does that mean we're like scrapping the ninja strat of me back during the enemies?
The back door part is super hard. They are so fast. They push us with tier 2 and then
tier 3 units from the pocket guys. Yeah, because what happens is if there's
a big fight where there's 4 vs 4 and then it's 3 vs 4, it just won't work. Not that
that's what happened in that game. I think in that game what we should have done is you
know how me and you were fucking up Mary's base. After we killed all those gyrocopters
that Yamato sent to us, we should have seen that our ally was under attack and we should
have teleported there.
Well, okay, so this is what we need then, guys.
We need better lines of communication.
So Heron, Nantes.
Now, Nantes, Nantes, Nantes.
Let's start with the better communication right now.
Nantes, you're not taking an expo.
You are useless that game.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm going to tell you honest.
What we need from you, Nantes, is we need to attack a strong player.
Like, we trade you for half of Yamato.
If we lose all of you, Nantes, and you break Yamato's light, that's worth it, okay?
So that's what we need.
I gotta tell you straight, you understand?
I really, really like what you're bringing to the table
with worms, but you can't take the expansion.
I'll take the expansion.
I'm gonna try to carry my side.
You're the one trick worms guy that's gonna dominate
one player specifically, okay?
Does that sound good?
I mean, sure, but it's like, I was having no communication
that game of what anybody needed.
Like the only reason I was off to my own thing is
because nobody was really communicating.
It just felt like randomly at one point,
you guys are both dead and it was like,
oh, I guess we lost.
Yeah, it was like a perfect split. So Harrow and I did a great job on the left side because we killed and didn't lose anything.
And we forced the TP and then we should combine our army and that was the problem.
Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. What we need to do then is if you guys are seeing a point where it's like,
because I'm sitting there the first 10 minutes of the game, I was just fighting off Tyler from fucking up my base, right?
right? So what I would need is if you guys are seeing like, hey, we need to actually like focus on the enemy army, then you need to call out, yo,
by TP scrolls come left side, we all need to be on this for the fight. And if I hear that, I'm going to do it, right? Like, I'm retarded, but not like that retarded, I'm just not going to listen.
By the way, that does, I was only like, I was only half serious, I'm mostly joking with how harsh it was. It's really not too bad what you did. But I think the problem is just focusing Mary, maybe.
So let's try to get what you did, but you just focus on a stronger player and I'll take the expansion just because I'll need more units
Yeah, but my thing is I don't even think it was necessary like because what I'm thinking we do right is it really seems like the way that this game works is you
Sit there and you like group first and then you shit on the enemies, right?
So what I think we do is we just make it a point where the second I get tier three and I get my worms
I'll just start grouping right like I think of a group we just win. That's how it feels. Yeah. Yeah. I like that
I like that yeah, we'll get you in. All right, that's good. Let's try that again. It's the best to me. We still got time
Maxim, I like what we did more of that
I think too the timing uh, the problem is I can't hear your stuff. It's so annoying. It would be so so much better
I'm gonna do a completely different tracking with the new king and I can't help you with the healing
So it's like a super awkward place to be and instead of doing what I was doing in this game
or is like roaming and sniping, I'm gonna try to be the front line late game for us and go mountain giants.
Okay, so we have bears, dryads, mountain giants?
Yeah, like I'm gonna stall and basically try to rush mountain giants get like just one to two bears for roar for the whole group
But so mountain giants, do you know about their taunt mechanic?
Yeah, no, okay
So you press taunt and anything within 350 range is forced to attack it unless the player manually clicks off
So I'm going to have a front line of like four Giants and basically taunt chain to try to distract the whole front line
To hit the mountain Giants instead of going past it
You have to join the lobby by the way. Oh shit
Like I'm gonna be honest guys. I like the strats, but there's one thing I've learned about especially league
It's that communication Trump strats always so that's what what we need is like if you guys sit there
You see something on your side of the map like I'll call out yo Tyler's fucking with me earlier stuff like that
But then we also need like group call to like, okay guys, let's go for a conjoined play on this thing
You know, I mean, and if we start having that I'm telling you it's just like the first one ever
Yeah, I think what was difficult is that you and I don't pay we're like doing our thing on our side of the map
Exactly doing their thing and we didn't know how dire the situation was in maximum space. Yeah. No, that's exactly
I'm saying that's why it's like it really is a thing where
Like we need to sit there and we just need to be like, yo, this is happening this happening because like I'm gonna be honest
So I have a hard enough time watching my own pace,
and I don't know if some of you guys are the same.
But that's what I feel like if we sit there
and we really give information,
then it can really turn the tides, you know?
Yeah, I agree.
I think me and Maxime just didn't realize
how bad the situation was till they got out of control.
But yeah, we'll communicate better next time.
No worries, let's lock in.
All right, let's say that experience.
It could be different,
by the way, it could be different positions, I believe.
Okay, it's my goal.
I'm gonna take an expo as fast as possible
and get mountain giants online for big front line.
Yeah, sounds good.
We should be.
Matt Gontas, please stop talking.
You are too bad at retirement.
I have an opinion.
A little bit annoying.
Are you a moron?
With a little bit of help.
My opinion is, hey guys, let's communicate.
I don't need feelings.
Are you a fucking retard?
Yes.
Okay, broken.
I'm gonna do this.
But you can't even disagree with that.
It's like someone says, hey, walking is good for you.
And then someone's like, well, you're not a doctor. Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, huge on the air.
What?
The problem is-
It's basic, bro. Shut the fuck up!
So the air thing is?
Jesus!
I have really big problems fighting through torrents, so I need a-
No, it's bad.
I'm not bad.
I will not be able to time the push with Maxim, because I'm T3 unit.
Yeah, it's okay. My push will be alone.
I just want to be annoying oh yes, here we go
Go time, baby
We have to communicate right now where we are
I'm in on top of pocket
I'm on outside I'm here. So yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna do perfect because I'm gonna win.
I'm gonna back seam again, right?
Yeah, I said basically the same thing except...
Yeah, I'm gonna back seam again, right?
So I'll get harassed by Tyler early, probably.
That's actually better for us, yeah, perfect setup.
Well, maybe do an early game strat then in the end.
I know you want to change it up, but...
I'll keep her at the beginning, it'll be okay against harass.
Alright, cool.
He's not gonna fuck with me.
will be done keepers fine more pressure early but then less when they when they
come and we'll call it out yeah fuck
bro I thought that just said it muted on case first I'm gonna enable all
chat so it's fucking all hold shift and then present hey yeah I'm gonna be
It's better if I don't send me to the shock that
That means I take two green camps and you at the pocket position try to raise the expansion, right?
I think this expansion will play aggressive, how does that sound?
That's often
Yeah, the box needs a safe one, I think that makes sense
We're gonna be pushing anyway. Let's try this.
More gold is required. More gold is required.
We demand additional lumber. We demand additional lumber.
Alright, I'm gonna start chasing them.
I'm going right away here.
They're very risky creeps though.
No, not for me.
It's like Militia.
Militia and here is like stupid.
I see...
Yeah, I'm not sure if I can creep that extension actually first.
Tyler's already here.
I'll help you and then we do it together.
Wait, if Tyler's here then I'm worried.
I'll see if I can find Tyler and fuck with him over one.
one. He's not allowed to steal it, that's the problem. And he did it. I did it. So that's
like super important. And then we take the inner green one. I need you help here for
the expansion. For sure. But your motto is already going for an expansion. What the fuck?
I'm fucking with them now
That's actually really good
I keep using that shit
Yeah, we can't expand if he's so annoying that's okay
Okay, we have to push him away, maybe you can try to surround him and fuck him up.
Or I will try to only fuck him up.
I can't check this solo.
Yeah, I think you do it and I have to creep this one.
Okay.
I'm a bit problem.
Yeah, try to find time for me.
I don't think I can creep Gringham's solo.
I'm just going to funnel up right now, yeah just take all resources, I'll go put this
Oh, there's three people.
Yep, they have to leave.
Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna get my expansion, honestly.
Yeah, they're not letting me expand.
Wait, Poc, Poc, you didn't take the safe expansion.
I couldn't it's red. I couldn't solo it unfortunately. Oh, I could have taken that one. Maybe I should still try. Yeah, that's my bad
I thought Dante's was like over here what you did nothing wrong with
Well, we can just like if you want I can even try to help you on it if you need yes
Yeah, let's just you want to just reinforce the expansion just get it done. Yeah
I can solo this one. I have a lot of goals. Yeah, okay. Don't worry. I should have done this in the start. Yeah, that's my bad
I'm sorry. It's okay. I'm not bad maxing as well. I kind of wouldn't really get up there
my base will be fucked up, I think I need help
I should have got the extension done fast
I'm coming from the side
got my level 2 though
yeah coming soon
I'm going to come towards you and see if I can hop in.
I'm entangling, I'm entangling, you're ready to go.
Yep, I will focus and try it.
There we go, there's one.
Ah, just creep.
Can we creep the yellow one in front of my base?
Just run out of the garden and see what they're doing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can have what I would do. They scouted me.
I get my block, I'm here.
I have two heroes here do you want to look for something yeah I have to hear a
He loves us fucks fucks fucks here. I
Cannot do that camp we can kill the wait. Yeah, that's my man. No, I can't fool. I mean, maybe I don't know that seems really risky
The fucking giant gold on this okay, I can I can go to the to the south now
Yeah, I can all go as three. I think Tyler's on the on the right side
Yes
He only has some more heroes.
Yeah, he's not at 45 euros.
And his hero is almost out of mana.
Oh yeah, you saw it's up for them.
Fuck this guy.
We coming, we coming.
Back up.
Okay, let's...
Yep, yep.
Yeah, I'm with, I'm with.
I have ghouls.
Yeah.
DK.
Left first.
Yamato, maybe?
Over here.
And maybe, I'm there.
Yeah, we've got to protect this frontline here.
Make sure you pull back.
I come, I come, I come.
Yeah, let's go back a little.
Magnuson and here.
Have some killers.
Focus on the pellet in there if we go out.
I'm out. Careful.
We got a backup at maximum leaves.
Yeah.
If I'm crossed
This guy looks free now, he's not
More code is required
And my command
So I'm coming again
We need us in the middle, in the middle where the M is
Well, I'm getting a...
We're getting chased right now by a merry baby
Yeah, I'm coming, go in the middle, go in the middle
Back on this, go here
Into the first expansion
if that is your wish
alright and now we turn
stop
the body in this hole is off of us
focus the elitim
nobody there
yeah that's it
yeah that was good
here here here
now time is zero
who are the zaps
i have no mana
i will check it
don't use
Okay, he's down.
He's down.
There you go.
We're on mine.
Here we go.
Okay, Mary Tiro died.
Keep fighting.
We're good.
That's a backup.
They lose a lot.
Keep fighting.
Chase.
I'm going to entangle the Torren.
Come here.
Big value.
Keep shooting, keep shooting, nice.
Some stuff won't get out, some stuff won't get out.
Keep chasing.
If you have an attack, it's good. I don't know if you have mana for it though.
We need to protect the shop. We have to go to a shop in the south, south west.
We need to buy the scrolls there.
I saw it getting my worm this now.
Yeah, how do I send it?
Can you route him?
I'm following your mountain giants.
Yeah, MGs are online by the way.
Okay, the something thing is Fox.
Okay, Fox is the only one who can manage the thing.
We are too...
The world is good at using items.
I'm dropping the Involve Scroll so I can buy them out so I can get them.
So he'll scroll on the floor.
I think it's Involve, I think it's Involve.
Okay, I take the scrolls on the floor.
Yeah, I think it's Involve.
Perfect.
Alright, you take it, right?
Yeah.
Okay, I take the Involve Scroll from them.
On my Paladin.
I have two of them, Giza, we're kinda thick right now, we can fight, we can fight.
Yeah, would you buy a half-sat?
You're a root of Hero, and we try to...
I'm gonna root of Torrent, Torrent, Torrent.
Torrent, Torrent, Torrent.
Yeah, Torrent is great.
Produce units, don't forget.
Because you have units in the base.
We push to Tyler, we push to Tyler.
Okay.
Go straight to Tyler.
Straight to Tyler.
maybe down maybe here down yeah he is yes right there okay that's mayor this is
mayor there's a torrent okay we want to fuck up the army and tango
the fuck up back up move the back panel the MGC to get in their blocks pull back till the MGC
get in I go back this way I still can't get in
the back the back okay they're in they're in go go go go
mortars on the left uh don't get sender cross one pull the mortars
I thought we needed to kill the mortars.
Probably no scroll.
Gyros? Any rifles on the Gyros maybe? I'm not really sure.
I have a new Gyro.
I'm gonna back that ram to the floor now. Jesus Christ.
We're going to TP out, this is looking sketchy.
I think we're just back off, just back off.
Yeah, back off, where are these goals going?
Yeah, I'm sailing.
Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Let's keep running.
Research complete.
Does somebody need Lumber?
no I'm good there's a bear here we can turn on him now oh yeah he's distracted at
home so we'll kill a bunch of you and see if you're afraid well I'm back right
now I'm not over there
should we just take a camp to the right and maybe you can set up your
attention right now I'm gonna check the
middle to make sure they don't have an
expo there
i go, i go, embrace the end
creep left now?
yeah
it's dangerous now, we take the small one
hopefully, that's a big one
anyway, we do it more than they
we take everything we have
yeah
you do so much damage actually
I had a ward run, that's super nice. It's an auto damage aura.
There's a torrent, running randomly through the middle.
We have to meet in the middle, meet in the middle please.
Yeah?
I made a meat like.
I'm trying to keep them alive, but the gyros are like chasing.
Okay, can we fight?
We can fight now.
Kill the Jarls first.
Be careful, my guys aren't here yet, I'm running.
We need to get these healing words in the back.
Shit, what the hell, the healing word that you get, yeah, I'm trying to spam them, but I don't have much range units.
Okay, now I have to keep on low, I have to run.
I can't get off of the little voices I find on the run.
Okay, let it, keep on low, and copy them down.
the
damn, so tanky
the back line is healing so much, it's annoying as fuck
yeah, so how do we get rid of that healing?
you have to blow it
yeah, you gotta hit him with the range units, it did us dirty with not giving us work
my yeah that's funny that's right you're the just hide yeah okay so what's the
problem well first we make your worms I'm getting him getting him getting hit
no way I'm no way oh yeah also really bad models not this year as well let's go
I found this, I found this.
Yeah, they're gonna try to show me if there's...
The motto's in here with full siege.
Do you want to pull up on me?
Yeah, I'm coming in right here.
We gotta defend this.
Means we gotta defend this in the back here.
Yeah, cover me.
I'm playing, am I base here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a whole range backline right here. I'm trying to get on him. I'm on chaining.
Yeah, I have a...I have a...uh...one. He's gonna get back on me.
I'm getting sieged by a model at the same time.
Okay, I tried to focus the Siege.
Siege is dying.
I have a TP out.
Look, the barge here and the barge here.
The siege is dead though.
He has lost all his siege units.
Except for the ones in my base, but yeah.
box do i'm gonna send over to you words you
very safe again
i'm gonna send towards you or no
oh no it's okay go go help them because i'm gonna take these out right now
i only have like two rooms
the heal word is so crazy
I'm getting rid of the healing woods.
I'm trying to apply pressure.
I'm coming back.
I don't think we have anyone else I don't think we do
And actually you guys are on the other side
Yeah, I'm on the other side. Yeah, I'm going in here. I don't know what I can do with it, but
I'm a bit of sick though
We're pushing back by the way your statues are helping a lot
We have them on the retreat now.
Yeah, we're fucking real good.
He's still seeding my base, this is hard for me to deal with.
You know what I'm, uh, fuck it. Okay, you guys focus on this shit.
I'm gonna just get them off Pox. Pox, I got you, bro.
I'll get that up there, Siegeman, you and I got you.
Keep going, keep going.
Yeah, yeah, just go, just go.
Perfect, thank you, don't you, because I helped him off.
Do you want to have a little lumber?
Uh, yes.
Uh, wait.
I can go.
Hawks.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Did it work?
Yes.
I
Lot of gyros here, I found some some of your models
I have a flank on the gyros I'm
Yeah, come on. They die. They all die.
Oran's right here.
They're doing it. They cut off guard a little.
Chasing the Gyros. I got the frontline right now. I got Roura.
Can you get the backline?
You need to get the little warp from the back.
Perfect.
Perfect, very good.
Very good.
So now we can revive our units from you?
Holy fuck.
Keep pushing
Pushing pushing pushing pushing take his fucking base. Yep. Yeah taking over sure
The worms are in your motto space
Doing a great job
They completely
Good job!
Okay Yamato is stuck, you go to Thailand, go please to the right.
Kill her, kill her, kill her.
Yooooooo! Yes! Nice!
It was so nice to defend against them. I know the teaching is super annoying.
When you have like a great comp, when the worm plus the giant is impossible.
Yeah, I'm going giants again.
Giant's really good.
That was a really good Bobbante's.
Thanks for fucking up the tank.
What do you mean?
When you bought the guy who was on the base.
So insane.
Oh yeah, true.
Nice, I got you, bro.
Because I had all my wisps out of the gold mine trying to repair, so I couldn't get gold.
And also thanks for sending me over.
I want to be sure everyone is out, so it's a win, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I think they call it as a win, so it's okay.
Yep, GG's, you guys. Tyler fucking sucks, Dick.
Third tournament this week that he loses, imagine that.
Did you win the League of Legends one down, Thiz?
No, but I got further than him. He got all round.
Oh, he lost. That's the important part.
I'm making it one minute after Pete.
And then yesterday, he got mugged by Ludwig the Platinum jungler.
Yeah, I'm gonna pee real fast.
He got mugged by Ludwig?
Yeah, dude, like, yes, I'm not kidding.
Like he dropped like 20 deaths like Todd was again fucking shit on
Yeah, and dude it even got so bad that he said like
Even said at one point like he referred to himself as the little T because he used to call himself big team
But then you start calling himself
Yeah, you know that I'm one zero versus Tyler one League of Legends. He doesn't know this, but
Really once and that's it. Yeah
GD easy and so like you was he like smurfing in my gold or
No, it was a masters game. Well your masters in league
Well, I hit GM. That was my peak. Oh shit. I only played Tyler once
I'm better in league than I am in Warcraft at least
But wait this in the a we to an RTS. How are you better a league not?
Wait, yeah, it is an RTS, but I played league all my life, but I played Warcraft for two weeks
Oh, wait, so why don't you stream League if you play it?
Because normally like my audience is like pure a we two but I do want to do a road to challenger one day in League
Also, if I ever get into like a streamer League tournament, that would be really fun to you
So those are the two things out stream of League. I got you. I got you
But also like an a we two I'm a pro player not just a streamer
So like a lot of times like I barely have time to like do offseason
But I do get like one or two months every now and then that I can I can spend I love League
I think it's really fun, honestly, great game.
Yeah, it's a learning curve, but it's nice when you get used to it.
I played League Season 2.
It's changed a lot of things as well.
I played League Season 2.
I was training me or Riven or Lee Sin.
And I just remember always hiding behind my tower
because the enemy would be like Riven, Red Pot, Wukong, Red Pot.
I just have to sit behind my base for a long ass time.
What's the new system they have, Dantez?
I played when they had like I remember like life seal quintessences and stuff like that, but that's all gone, right? Yeah
That's a gone and buried brush
Okay, what was the learning from the game we we you you looked into our base they can't fight in a undead base
yes it's like insane we turned it super hard around they're not like 12 units so
like 12 torrents total total total I think it's very good that I expand and
here I expands for sure yes yeah how we managed the next expand because we
fucked up you guys can take that back and yeah that was a hundred percent like
miss comms so like pox pox thought he would take the the middle one I'll take
the safe one maxi I'm gonna never ever do that again I'll take the safe one it's
the one like between all right yeah I was just gonna give that to pox but then
he found a better one and like then we had like the free one not being taken so
yeah I was gonna say I fucked up at the beginning because like I'm used to like
okay that's a hard camp let's go together but don't is like harassing and
saw like he had an expo so then I was like fuck I can't take the cam so I just
took an easier one. But since you have a bigger army at the start, like, you just go
to... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, perfect, perfect. I'll just do that. But without, like, Maximus
never gonna happen again. The whole, like, trying to expand forward, that's just terrible.
Almost possible. It was nice that you held me versus Tyler, though. That was like a super
important part. The thing is, I could have done that. Just the same. Like, I would clear
my expansion, set that up, and then everything to you immediately. So that part would stay
the same it's not better actually I think it would be also better when your
base is at the outside the undead base is so stupid with the shooting main
building they can't fight there let me play with actually stupid warden is
really stupid that's what stupid and one it's undead is not up in this game yeah
yeah and one was one I saw your game versus pox it was amazing it was like
One plays in RTS, the other plays League of Legends, it was Jungle Camps.
And yes, Fox was running around.
Yeah, it was so annoying.
Also, the blink is like for free at level 3.
I'm playing a completely new strat with completely new units, completely new progression,
can't Ancient of War camp.
I'm playing a different game right now.
Like in the 4v4s or in the 1v1s?
In the 4v4, both.
Like, you know, in 1v1 it's completely different.
I have the map memorized. I know where to put the ancient of war like you like what happened in our first game
I'm like, oh, there's a yellow camp. Let me put an ancient of war there golem golem golem golem
Yeah, I'm beer back quick and then we can start I think the only way to deal with golems like really good is to pull them one
Kilometer away because yeah to prevent the storm right. Yes, they don't cast any spells, but it's so weird
It was just the first thing I read, I didn't see, I just joined.
I'll give Pax to be honest, if you could get a video of me eating shit for $300 when you pay for that.
Well, why would I want to see that?
Respect.
I don't want to see anyone eat stuff.
No, that's a good answer, I like that.
How many games are planned today?
So it's like super weird, we have one for V4 right now.
Then 1v1, then only 1v1s are left, right?
And Hera is the only one who can play.
Of course, Pox and I and Dante has already played.
Alright.
Okay, everyone ready? Pox has to switch the team.
I can't click team.
Instead of changing your team next to your name,
let me just rejoin.
I don't ask to read the room.
This is not 14-year-old Jinx, if yours.
Guess what happens when you play Dante's that twice?
Like, next time you just want to be on another team?
Guess it's 13, I think.
Real.
That's fucked.
Dude, no, I'm going to be honest.
These people are not fucking with my humor.
Like, I'm going to be real.
OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK.
Haki.
No.
OK.
So, same plan, they think they win, and then we fucking up on our basis, together.
I like it.
Also, if you ever can call what's happening in the fight, like who's winning, I think
that's really good.
Like Maxime at some point said, we're winning, we're winning, we fucking up, and that gave
me a lot of confidence, you know?
Sometimes I need that, I think it helps.
Okay.
I can try that again.
Because who knows what's going on in those four or four fights actually.
I just
If you have a range unit specifically one try to hit healing words it makes such a big difference
That's a pox pox job
It's like
Okay, or the lich because the spells are not working. I try to flame strike them. No, they're magic. I mean you just have to
Yeah, that's like the worst nightmare for me. Okay
Or you just give me control kill each one with a single rifle
No, I do this this guy autistic a bro
Necromancers do nothing
Yeah, it's 75 man for two shitty skeletons, bro. They do nothing
That much range. Oh my god. Why can't you see it's breaking in the side about it?
Wait, I just kicked out of the game me too. No, they crashed. Oh
Yeah, you won game crashes. I don't know. I
I think we should be allowed to talk in between every Malakoo.
Heki.
Yeah, yeah.
No, Heki.
After the Dante's game, we should have like five minutes to talk after the 2v2, five minutes
to talk.
Dude, that's what I told you guys.
Like, you have to understand that Tyler's the kind of guy where he kicks you while you're
down.
So you have to kick him while he's down.
Bro, I did.
I talked shit best for you.
You didn't see?
What did you tell him?
When I was stuck on team 1, I said to Tyler, I thought maybe you needed help so I could
teach you how to lose less headhunters.
Okay, that's good.
But here, next time try this.
Should I tell you, Tyler?
Ah, Tyler, do you have a learning disability?
You've been playing this game for a week and you've made no improvements.
See what he says about that.
All right, next time I entangle, kill a headhunter in the early game, I'll type minus 1 and I'll
chat.
I did.
That's really good.
Also, by the way, fun fact, Tyler's the only guy that became worse in his work.
So if you're ever feeling bad about like how that your rank games are going Tyler actually dropped the 4G yellow and just stuck there
So no, this is worth mentioning
Fun fact about Tyler. He actually put his IQ number in his username
It's too easy
So the next game is open yes, yeah
One of my coaches said after I entangle a headhunter I should pause the game and ask if he lagged.
That's so BN, oh my goodness.
But I think he can unpause, so it's...
Yeah, it's just funny.
Me and Warcraft 3, like, not a problem. I don't get distracted by that.
Two consertantis, come to our team
Some of my chat said you guys are awful, Tyler became a dad
It's normal that he built down skill
He also just told our teammates, our 2v2 to suck dick after he beat them
So he's a dad, yes, but he's also talking about it
I'm also a fake kid, so I'm a harder dad
Triple dad?
Triple dad
And also parlor rifle, that's like mental
Also mental problem
But I think this gets a way younger.
You changed your name to Tyler Loss instead of Tyler Watt.
That just, this also is true for me.
it's so much typing ready all right let's go yeah really walk off three rain of shit
to talk
again
what is the r? i don't get the r
ready
go
watch the chat
energy in the chat come on
oh my god this fucking go
oh my god
there we go
oh my god im at 25%
i have my 60
oh
Guys, I'm on the outskirts of this game.
Okay.
You are right to me, right?
I'm a hero.
I'm a viewer.
Hero, we can fucking up again.
Same thing, same thing.
Uh, I take this expansion again?
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, let's go.
But I think that's tosses, hold on.
Oh no, you take it, you take it.
You should take it.
I take it? Okay.
Yes.
Oh, because you can't do that camp, true.
Correct.
two on that outer I don't I don't hate that actually it's pretty decent
I will be done for damn stand ready
drink the mental of time
more guys it's looking good for us right now more gold is required
more gold is required broken under base
pardon me doesn't even want to make heroes am I crazy for saying that
yes yes okay what you did last game was good
If you stall your motto is really
Some of it is complete.
More gold is required. More gold is required.
I wish only to save you.
More gold is required, more gold is required, more gold is required, more gold is required,
more gold is required, we demand additional lumber, we demand additional lumber, we demand
additional lumber.
Okay, I will take the Cam right from the camera.
Yeah, sure, no problem, yeah for sure.
You get these both in right and left, okay?
That would be perfect.
My level 2 is like super strong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
uh... let's find out where these fuckers are now
are you a modest one that's closest man in the fuck with them
i'm getting pressure ready by tower
kind of bad actually
yeah he will he tries to pressure me
oh okay that's
kind of good for me then i guess
spare because i can't get my level
my level is like i'm top
I
Can't help you with everything guys
That's a Tom portal way there
Come on right now
I will have to finish the camp so I can't help no don't help
Do you want to go for the 6 expansion points?
Yeah, that would be perfect.
I can really tank.
Just watch your villagers.
Be careful here.
Focus the hunt on them.
The lecturers are fucking awesome.
Yeah, it actually is.
Okay.
Oh, it's good.
Yeah, fuck him up.
Nice. You got him? Yeah, for sure.
Anyone need lumber?
Okay guys, in all these games I'm noticing no one goes to the middle.
Do you guys want to go early expansion into the middle?
I'm taking this actually first and I gotta keep it safe.
I'm still taking the camps, right?
Yeah, for sure.
You all good, brother?
That's all. So now I can fuck him up.
Let's go.
We go to the green to the right.
Yep.
We push him away if he fights we turn, but we take the green.
Why do you still need to creep?
Level 3 is totally broken for me.
Level 2 is important, level 3 is not because I can full heal right in front of my face.
Mother.
Oh give me full excuse then.
Although my level 3 is also quite good but...
one more camp
I'm singing to churros over here
summoning is complete
can you fuck them both up?
it's okay, it's okay, I can kill on the exit
no, it's fresh, then the yellow camp
our yellow camp on the
Okay, share share share on the the firebed share in the farm
Guys have two sheroes here for us
This is level three for both
That's it you wanna fight with us we can go fight. Yeah, I'm done box it box you go the other side sure. I'm okay right now
Yeah, can I get a hundred longer?
number I
Can't I mean it's like
I can't talk, remember that one, eh?
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, let's get it.
Okay, 23 seconds, my blood mage comes up.
Oh, you fucking up, you fucking up, you fucking up!
Swarm, swarm!
Swarm!
Nice!
Not quite amazing, fine.
Can I get him?
Might get him. Coil his ass, coil his ass.
Did it?
I'm not sure if I got him, actually.
Nah, I don't think so.
I would've level 3'd.
Another one, another one, another one.
Hey, hold it, the other guy.
Okay, he's fucked.
Got, got, got, got, got.
Nice, he can't play the game.
It's so good.
Wait, isn't there someone's base so far, sure?
It's Mary.
Fuck the boros, the boros?
The motto has an expansion here.
Okay, it's Mary, it's Mary.
They can, we can get some XP,
But it's the only thing that's useful.
Why don't we just play further in?
But we just go further in for attacks on Tyler.
I'll kill one burrow.
Tyler's here.
Yeah, let's play Tyler.
Okay, you guys focus on that. I'm going to kill her workers.
Oh, two squarms.
Two squarms.
We'll back a little bit.
It's three heroes now. We have to go.
Third, yeah.
Three players here.
We are fast thanks to your aura.
Do you guys want to fight up in the city in statue?
Put the statue on, it's not activated.
be careful, careful
careful, I'm not sure
I think we have to do some stuff
because the expo is working
for the model
Harold, do we have the expo?
yeah, I have the expo
I'll show him the expo
I think the expo is really good actually
I'm looking back and up
the hunter? the hunter? the hunter is stupid
I got your model, right here
it's back up here
I think they're gonna attack our left side.
Yeah, so you just back up?
Yeah, back up.
This is when Paladin's suffering too much.
Oh my god, I'm gonna touch my self-mage.
Okay, should we fuck with your Mato's expansion then?
I got MG's up.
I'm working on one.
Well now we can creep our...
our... our... I guess.
I don't have much to creep though.
Anyone need gold? Anyone need gold? I have a lot of gold.
Yeah, if you want to get me some hot dogs.
We have to spend the gold on the shop. That's like the most...
hard.
I've got a mountain giant.
Okay, Ben, Yamato's Expo, but we go through the middle, go through the middle.
through metal, okay, I'm coming
That is your wish.
More gold is required. More gold is required. More gold is required.
So we need signs in the middle now.
You got one giant? I'm locked for a minute.
I guess I'm gonna see if I can choose an expansion here.
Do we play up front?
Yeah, they just scout us.
Anyone have a what I can trade gold?
I'm gonna fuck with your motto's expansion fuck this I have two worms
Yeah fuck fuck up with worms and we watch it really makes a mistake
Fox if you want to come in we could actually do my mission
Be careful, we are not allowed to use the...
I have the scouted right here.
Harold, you can heal his worm with a coil.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's do it.
Come test, come test, maybe we can heal.
We need a giant in front, please.
Yep, another giant's out.
Got a dryout here?
Other position? Okay.
Other mountain giants on its way?
Heal the worms please.
If you have mana, heal the fucking worms.
Every undead can heal them.
We don't want to fight yet, I have two giants on the way.
That means we can fight.
Alright, let's wait.
I'm also waiting, I'm also waiting.
Alright.
More gold is required.
Guys, if we could locate hold position mid, we could just like, cheese these three expansions.
Like there's an expansion that's like uncontested right now next to a Hera.
I'm taking this expansion as well.
Okay, they're coming. Doctor's coming. We can snipe a lot of them.
Where? Where? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take it, take it, take it.
Yeah, we can snipe a lot of them.
The Giants in Giants are coming in back up back up back the units up. Let the Giants in don't fight till the Giants are in
Giant one is in
I'm getting chased by a bunch of rift hens.
We need more damage.
And Paula's down, I need to pause.
We need a backup.
Back, back, back.
Everyone back.
Back, back, back, back.
Our hero.
Our Pa-la was too low.
Come.
Guys, I swear we just keep a bunch of units in the middle and we just take over these
two gold mines.
Like if we do that I feel like I'd be fucking insane, no?
I think it's a good strat, yeah, no it's a good strat, it's a good strat
You are, but it's a good strat
Alright, perfect
That's what we're at right now
That's what I like to hear
You can be annoying with the frosts once again
I got 4 giant something here
The death stand ready, more gold is required, like it is, more gold is required.
Yeah, just fuck him up and we wait here on stand.
He scouts, we can, we can tree speed.
Alright, there's one under gold mine that someone can take.
Oh, fuck.
He stunned me, yeah.
I don't know how he can do that.
I can just, I can just watch.
I think he's watching us.
Yeah, Griffin Riders. That's a learning experience.
What are we having in Griffin Riders, guys?
Oh, can we creep in?
Or do you want me to?
We need Giants in front, please.
Yo, their Giants are here. Out of position.
They're out of position.
I mean I could yeah go go gargos I think I have the necromancer worms which I think are good
I would go into flying you.
Not again, the back of you is really cool.
I'm gonna get too far out of here.
Okay, we're getting flanked by the Griffins.
Oh, I'm lost.
I'm gonna get back.
Our hero has been killed.
Getting packed up by the level 5 guy.
You would be killing...
Kill him, kill him!
It's too late. It's okay.
Okay, my hero's got fight.
I'm gonna TP out.
My army is still alive though but...
Where shall my blood be spilled on my feet?
Alright I'll do a shit ton of Gargoyles son, fuck it.
Yeah go mask Gargoyles, honestly go mask Gargoyles.
But wouldn't it be better to do crypt fiends with blood but am I retarded?
Both are good, but I think Gargs are easier to use, honestly. You literally just send them in.
I think they're going to do a big push.
Yep.
Well, they take over the gold.
Yeah, we need like the critical mass of Frostworms, where they one shot every unit in the front
line.
Yeah, I'll do Gargoyles, how can you do the worms then?
Yeah, I got the worms, yeah.
He's on my expansion with mass griffins.
Yeah.
They're also about to attack right here.
They're right here.
Middle market, middle market, yeah.
I'm there, but I have no bureau
10 seconds
Yeah, Gorgas doing well very well. Okay, we're meeting here again
On I'll be on the attack for a little bit give me a second
There's like some giants roaming around.
Mortar team have a fucking lot as well, Maxim.
Okay.
They have a flank here, they have a flank. Look at this, look at this.
Torrent, Torrent, Torrent.
They're over here as well.
You're here, here.
In our base.
That's only a little bit, that's okay.
Okay, they're on the left side here.
Here's down, try it, try it.
I'm trying to block here so that they can't hit us.
Yeah, I'm just fucking with your motor right now. I'm fucking with his face
I'm gonna make like nice guard. That's dying left and right
Every drive is dead. Oh my god, how many headhunters are there?
Oh, listen, we need someone else here, we're missing like a person.
Why?
I am running out of ammo.
My AMG's are so low.
I can't, no, but uh, can I know if the grimpses are no?
Yeah.
I focused the uh, the uh...
I have a flank here with like my three heroes, but that doesn't...
They lost like a whole lot of units.
Yeah, same here. They lost most of my frontline.
We got to walk more days.
Oh, god.
They're right here, flanking.
Yeah, they're sacrificing Torrens.
Kill them, kill them, kill them.
I got a poron rooted right here.
Yeah, we're doing really well here, yeah?
Yeah, they make the same mistake as last game.
Push, push, push.
yep they're overextending right here I'm falling I'm trying to pull them back
I'm coming into boost all the rifles yeah I have a shit ton of gargoyles coming
in here
focus the backline Torren the backline Torren hero he's super dumb
Okay, I'm killing the killing wards!
Killing wards are dead!
I'm focusing the gritton.
I'm on the gritton.
Blade off the blade off the stack up.
Focus the blade now, when he's done spinning.
Damn, I'm so lame.
Stack up, stack up.
Robby did us dirty.
That's my expansion.
Woo!
I don't think the boost is really bad for me.
in my base. I only have like four gargoyles. Yeah, see it's over guys. Yeah. It was a
nice try. Honestly, it was a nice try. We did win one at least. Yeah, it was a lot of fun though. We had
We did it like it was much better than this good
It was good. I think
Probably the gargos early
That this is down one two though, so now we need to lock into the last two games
Where the last two games?
There's a one-to-one now me versus simply that's lost all of this game. It's flexible
we did we did talk about paus playing that one and that's very likely what's
gonna happen so paus you still up with that yeah okay all right cool so that's
gonna be our lineup so I'll play the next one and if there is a game five I
don't know simply pretty good okay I'll quickly take a five minute break guys I
don't know if you guys want to still chat talk but I'll probably just be right
back okay guys I didn't practice more holy fuck that was miserable
But am I crazy if I say that doesn't feel like 4v4 is even like skill?
Like am I crazy?
Guys, it doesn't feel like it's skill at all.
It just feels like luck.
Like am I insane for saying nothing?
If I lose it's rigged, it's not even if I lose it's rigged
But I feel like there's just so much shit going on all the time to a point where it's like
There's no skill in like knowing what to do. You know, I mean because like you're just fucked no matter what
But it doesn't feel like it matters like what do you individually do it doesn't mean shit
life you're gonna win or lose you're gonna want to lose
check of you up to seconds yeah okay I'll check after I'll check after it's the
the same with league 4 dogs on your team and just lose
yeah but not even i feel like i don't know
wait i just went the wrong building
like i feel like it's literally just impossible to do shit
and uh jay theran the problem welcome
thank you
can kairi 1v4 an rts much easier than league
I don't think that's true at all, bro.
Like, maybe if you're playing against four literally like handicapped people, sure.
But if you're playing against players that have like somewhat of a brain, there's literally no way.
Ask Grubby. Okay, dude.
That's like saying Grubb, that faker can run a 1v5 against four iron players.
Like, I would fucking hope so.
one isn't the only unit in the game
yeah but fiends suck. Crip fiends suck dick so there's no point in using anything
summoning is complete
I don't care if I'm living or not.
If I must, I'd go.
Alright, where is he?
If that is your own wish.
Is he up here?
My bidding, master.
Oh no.
I will aid you.
That's right, you must be.
My phone is ready for this ever-ending.
And my tournament for this ever-ending.
Okay, the gold's gonna go back.
oh my god this is so fucking aides
I'm down to your will
where shall my blood be spilled
there is so disgusting
whatever I mean listen he fucking hard cheeses me it doesn't matter
So I didn't make like one more crypt- Ergol.
Let your town hall attack? Well, it can't, it's upgrading.
Like, I wish it could, but it's still upgrading.
Uhhhhhhh, okay.
This is gonna be rough as fuck, guys, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm glad your summoning is complete. It's upgrade complete.
Okay.
My bow is ready.
Our town is under attack.
You're kidding, right?
What is your reason?
There's no reason. You're such a f***ing liar.
Like on what planet is it like?
Where is he?
Level 2?
I
Nice okay, so now we got this going so now what we need is we need to get a upgrade on this
And then we can also get to this
I don't think that I can actually fight this even though my hero is like lowkey better.
But I think it's just fucked until I got worms.
Tyros says he's going to choose you for his first bracket if they win, or then he can
fucking prepare to lose
yeah this is fucked
this is like insanely fucking cancer we need another minutes
Did they run the 4v4 and now it was horrible?
Oh no.
Is that guy just dead?
Even if my guys are under leveled, is it really that bad? I feel like we can still win relatively easily, you know?
Oh, sure he took that one.
Yeah, I thought I'd scroll down the portal, I'm kind of fucking myself, because if I get in a bad spot, it's just game over.
done
See
Okay guys, we're genuinely in a not very bad spot right now
When I'm being serious for actually chilling
Oh, I mean I'm just fucking
Oh my god are you fucking
I'M SHOOTING!
Any chance I could play Scepter?
Oh god.
Yeah, this is like actually horrible like this is unironically the worst thing that could have ever happened
GG and now I think it's actually done
Like we need no worms, but are we even gonna get to our fucking worms
Maybe I can walk over here and like choose an expansion.
But I'm not against trying it, might as well, right?
But I'll have to lose.
You need more defense?
Yeah.
Summoning is complete
Okay
Now we can get something done
Summoning is complete
Alright guys, I'm gonna be honest. I think now we're in a natural okay spot
Like I'm not enjoying when I say this I oh my
You know what, honestly, even if that dies, I wasn't planning on making abominations anyways.
Like, I'm not even kidding, that's actually not that bad, it's fine.
I guess we have three dragons queued right now.
Alright.
Chat damn, why don't you guys already watch me show them?
I think my dash will be doing this.
i mean that's that's like an obvious ghost
like that is an extremely
extremely obvious ghost
You know, let me start fucking in this base.
I was ready. And my torment, I will lead you. Let them win. This better end, if that is your wish.
He's gonna teleport back very soon. Oh my god, I don't have a tongue portal from anyone, do I?
Oh no, that's bad
Well guys, I'm gonna be honest we are not in a good spot right now
that's so good sir
oh fuck!
alright well that's terrible
okay so let's say I send this guy over to sherny gets a town portal
Then I feel like I should be fine now nice
Okay, guys we have three worms now what is the problem right now
It's the fact that even though we have three worms they killed all my houses so I have no population
will.
Directly, hatred.
If I must, go on deaf.
Summoning is complete.
Yeah
Now we lost
We lost
I'm not gonna know why I think I might have fucking lost
Bro forgot his statues, but that even made a difference honestly
We fucking lost
That's his home room to this mass necromancers, dude, you are retarded
Oh
Wait where my statues all the way there the entire oh my god
Bro what
Yeah, this is fucked.
I mean dude this is like actually next level dog shit
I don't think there's any way for us to win this, sir.
Unless I just turtle insanely hard.
But even if I turtle, would I not still lose?
He did turtle and stack worms, maybe?
Nah, but he has a bunch arranged.
I-Ion ironically think it's just over.
Like, I genuinely think it's just fucking over.
Nice, both just focused my worms, GG.
He lives!
no that's actually crazy
dude I'm gonna be honest there's literally no way we ever win this
okay real talk oh wow yeah we just lost he's double six we lost all right guys
the two top being with the tournament
The back of his base for slaughterhouse, he's only just got enough lumber, it's a 7-minute
slaughter, it's quite late and he hasn't made it yet.
It's potentially cancelable if simply attacks again.
Do you like...
Oh!
Yeah, I feel like he's doing really good so far.
And I also, I feel like this hero combination, I know it's probably standard, but it's...
Guys, am I genuinely the over for us?
Sled against it a couple of times, the sea witch and the demon hunter and it's unpleasant and I know that the hero feels the same way, so...
Do you got a haircut now?
I'm good now.
Back to standard second hero for Night Elves.
The other heroes, they're so situational.
Potom only empowers ranged armies for Night Elves, the priestess of the moon.
It has that true shot thing, so if you go bears, it doesn't feel as good.
Keeper is dispellable in every way, and Tangle and Force of Nature can be dispelled by all
kinds of units.
And Thorin's only working in spells.
It's like League of Legends after us?
Yeah, for sure.
possible let alone third because she needs all the tomes and stat items you can find in order to
even be good she's a completely damaged base hero so she relies on levels more than almost anyone
and therefore we look to the tavern and now guys it's just kind of solid
yeah uh oh the hero I hate the most I think I watched the stream the last one he did
and he played against the wait actually no maybe it was the game against pox yeah pox
Yeah, he said it's like it makes it makes demon under look like he's on Tyler one
Okay, so what happened was that I won my thing to oh, but then we lost
The 2v2 and then we also lost the 2v2 or the 4v4
But the way it works is that you need to win like three things in order to like
advance right so if we don't win this then we just auto lose on the graveyard
has resulted into a multi-minute delay if you're more but it's the army doesn't
look very small but he basically has two units and his heroes now simply his
army is already starting to come together I'm not quite sure what you know the
army composition it usually want is against undead but this is similar
bears. Yeah, so same against everything.
Yes, same against everything, this night elf.
Dryads and bears, that's the...
Mr. Jerrington, is this the line?
Yeah, so archers are the base, and bear dryads are the goal.
Makes sense, yeah.
You don't play the most strategical variation
Warcraft as night elf, but it's... you still have to be very precise and clean
with your plays. Bear micro takes a lot as well.
Harrison pretty good sniping some archers away.
They're low supply and high DPS, but it's not...
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, I think I lost one thing off my nose.
I think I lost a trade, is it?
Yeah, yeah, I lost a statue on a pop-side.
Yeah, yeah, that's not good at all.
Uh, Rejuvenation cannot be countered, except with Wand of Negation,
which is an item from the undead shop, but Hera's not used to using it.
He's not getting it.
That means Rejuvenation is a 400-point heal every single time.
No destroyers, because no statues.
One bear gets staffed!
Oh my god, you wanna bite down on a tasty sandwich
and someone snatches it out of your hands?
Nice heal scroll though by Hera. Amazing heal scroll, his ghouls back to full life.
Yeah I thought it wasn't going to look that good for Hera but in the end it was a pretty decent
trade I think. The staff was really nice though on saving that bear. I bought that item before and
never used it. Staff of Sanctuary. That's the gap in my play. Staff of Sanctuary is human. I was
watching Yamato Canon getting coached last night by Death Note. He's one of the strongest humans
that we have on the W3 Champions ladder. Death Note was relentless, relentless in his deconstruction
of Yamato's incompetence. Guys did he come back or is it over? Yeah, so you were basically laughing
at him just everything that he did was like oh my god that's so bad. Goontas!
Watching Liam Neeson and Taken, where he's doing all the things you wish you could do in real life.
Like you tell a bunch of mafia, I have a set of skills that makes me very dangerous to someone like you.
You better give my daughter back to me.
It's okay.
And instead Death Note was coaching Yamato the way that I want to coach everyone.
Ruthlessly, honestly, with full detail, everything is terrible and horrible.
You need to do better. This is unacceptable, but I'm not allowing myself to do it.
it because I know I know I need to kind of like give them some leeway for being new but that's
not had no such qualms yeah it's it's it's tough almost like I'm really surprised that Yamato took
it well because he's so good yeah I like positive reinforcement you know if someone tells me everything
I do is crap is like I will guess I'll play another arc yes I don't know guys enough with your
fucking bees on the table bro you know that is you want to ride with the
bearish it's a lot of bears by the way bone yards is an excellent choice but
Hera once again builds it on the flank I keep telling him stop building your
slaughter and bone yard on the flank he's got space in the pocket and they
will usually have some joke where he's like I couldn't possibly find space
there even though its ghouls are mining all the way to Moria so the bone yard
gets cancelled it would have been an amazing building to have by the way
Frostworms are the counter to Druids of the Glaw and meantime Hera has to
Yeah, he lost. Nice staff by simply once again cucking him out of that single kill
that Hera was looking to get but Hera's doing a good job of using the undead base
defense to his strength. But he didn't even make any towers except for like one
so I think just lose. He's gonna lose a beard area. It's a bit of an annoying fight
for simply at the same time. He's going for the buildings as he feels like he
can't get through, but a lot of units are actually falling and getting low there without
getting too many units and so.
Usually a mortal sim to focus 45 buildings while you're getting a real attack.
It's very rarely correct in Warcraft 3 to focus buildings while you're in a fight.
Naga, it looks like she's surrounded actually.
He's trying to wedge his way out and he kind of is, but the demon on there can't get staffed
away because the self-improvisation is still in cooldown.
Hera with the quasi surround and he does another surround!
New micro!
Hera's best moment of the tournament! That was insane!
Double hero surround and kills the demon and the Naga!
Simply and simply...
So is he gonna win now?
Did he just teleport back in?
Yep, or how does...
And that was a...
So wait, did somebody just throw?
Or are we still not running then?
And then he stopped...
He stopped for preservation and he stopped for teleport back in.
Oh, healing potion! You made a big mistake, Sunny!
You got baited! You got baited! Another coil!
You got baited so hard!
When is the guy with the glasses gonna start oo-woowing?
Almost on his falling apart, Hera has to be there.
I'm not sure.
I'm full of the world right now with these last couple clutch moves over here.
This moment in last 24 hours for Hera, no doubt.
As he lost the 4 on 4, he watched his team fall behind in the Clan War.
He lost the Age of Empires 2 match.
Yeah, he didn't quite lose his dinner, but it was looking bad this game too, but now
something to cheer about.
Guys, I'm curious, is Starcraft more fun than Warcraft?
Yeah, for this match, yes or no.
That's also a new ability he's been learning to use, Ring of Regen in front, killing another
bear.
Great job by Hera.
In my opinion, yes.
Is it easier to understand?
just in case. But looks good for him now, yes.
You thought, well look at the hero's base. To address the enemy.
Starcraft is just a glorified APM shitfest.
He's exposing himself even more.
Starcraft is more human oriented rather than heroes and levels.
I'm gonna be honest, that's the one thing about this game that I don't like.
I feel like if they removed heroes from the game entirely it would make this game so much better
It's like death note so dramatic and yes, am I like crazy for saying that?
It's unacceptable. That's where your sanctum should go. Unacceptable
Yeah, you killed the unit, right? Or is it a blacksmith should go in the front?
Well, yeah, go on Omegle now, no.
Yes, sir, crazy that. No, cuz I feel like the whole thing of like
Creeping with units and all that is the most unfun part about Warcraft.
It's young and just so unfun.
Like it's not a fun addition to the game.
Sargev has a lot more action and it's a much faster paced game.
I'm getting some secret coaching over here, I feel like.
So I guess it's just way better than this.
Let me actually watch one.
By the way, Hera, doing a great job.
You can't stress enough to people how important it is to get the healing scrolls,
especially on maps that have single golden shops.
It's a zero-sum game.
There's only so many available for cooldowns.
If you get them, the opponent doesn't.
But buying the heal scrolls, your Nova is worth more because there's no AOE healing.
I understand absolutely nothing of what's going on.
It's very hard.
Yeah, it looks like an amazing attack.
He's also got an expansion behind him.
Well, I understand literally nothing.
Well, that's actually what he should have done 10 minutes ago, but I will explain after the game.
For now, he's not retraining his Naga.
Isographics are better?
Yeah, I might need that staff.
I feel like one of the annoying things about Warcraft is the fact that it feels really clunky to use your heroes on your units.
heroes and units because they have this like built-in turn rate to do a frost nova and it's like a really cancer
So what the him simply going in and the crypt fiend leaving living on one HP. That's so annoying
Yeah, it's gonna go like you would need to get everything you can you possibly can you dive in actually got a good fight somehow or a good
Also to suck women talking inside time
I don't understand why Warcraft does that. Why would they limit you to only being able to select 12 units? It's so cringe.
75 Gold Casting Burrow Upgrade. I don't know if you've ever played against that yet.
I don't think so, no.
And last fiends to burrow greatly giving them bonus regeneration and making them invisible except to all those that have true sight
Which in the case of night elf is dust of appearance from the shop true shot from Priests of the moon. That's not here and
That's about it and reveal from the goblin laboratory. So basically invincible one bear
That is not in bear form is more crap versus starcraft is like apparently versus though that yeah
That's how I feel about it. So you combo late too late with coil. So no ass will be coiled
But he's correctly targeting bears as his destroyer takes a lot of damage. Good micro on the destroyer. Hera really bringing this a-game
Yeah
Was actually a mistake to turn it into destroyer because the snatch is more useful right and the dryads are good against the
It's correct to have it, but the moment you get a target
That's what these heroes are so aids and they're usually invisible here
Teleporting there healing this healing like it's so aids
It was Saras and Buffs, and you immediately fall back again when it gets targeted. It's not easy.
Is this how Marlin felt playing League? Unironically, yes.
In other games, it's more like you get a setup, and you execute a setup once, and if you execute it better, you kind of get it done.
But here it's like, hey, you pull back, and you go back in, and you pull back, and you go back in, and these guys go forward.
Well, Graf had an amazing story and atmosphere. Custom games are great, but StarCraft became more competitive.
Yeah, because I'm telling you, Warcraft just has a lot of mechanics built into the game that make it very unfun.
Things like turn rate, things like movement block, creep block, things like fucking hero leveling, like...
20 blocks with the death knight, he's showing off, he's smurfing with his micro here.
He's so back.
Yeah, he's so back.
Look at this!
Hey, the Nova is so good against a demon hunter as well, it's slow, it does beautiful.
Yep, Naga third with the Frost Arrow, occasionally slow from Nova.
There's a Fork Lightning on the single bear.
The statues almost have given her enough mana for a coil, but the 73 mana burn will foil that plan.
Meanwhile, there is a Nova in the back in two seconds or so.
The Rejuvenation on the bear is there going to be a Devourer by Hera.
Not quite yet, Rejuvenation is still active, but there's a Nova, Demon is stuck.
Yeah, it's time we're eating this and it's stuck up for a couple of seconds without my action, no heroes.
Yeah, because I'm telling you, I think heroes are the worst part of our WorldCraft 3.
I think that heroes just add way too much complexity to the game,
and a way that doesn't even feel like it's...
Fodged. Does that make sense?
But I feel like it's way too much complexity.
I think Hera just stole the Ring of Regeneration, by the way.
I simply dropped in the base, GOION THE DEMONONTER!
That's a double ring regeneration deathmatch, it's not gonna go down GG!
Simply call attempt and Heretic's the first map in this best of three of the redemption battle.
Beautiful, that was a clutch man, that really could have been...
like, not just in...
Okay guys, let's Q on.
Oh man.
I was face-outed heroin, yeah.
You know what I kind of want to do?
I should have probably done this a week ago.
Let me try something.
So I have this mouse, right?
And this mouse has numbers on the side.
And I feel like for a game like Warcraft, that would be the most broken thing ever, wouldn't
it?
Okay, let's try this.
yes it's good but not necessary
let's try it
okay guys
but let's see it let's see if this actually helps a lot are you guys ready
what do you guys think is it gonna go crazy yes or no
oh god it's been a while since I've used this mouse
Where shall my blood be spilled?
Oh god.
I wish I was there.
I gladly obey.
Oh fuck, this is...
Okay, no one...
Wait, what the fuck?
This doesn't feel right.
The dam stand ready.
More gold is required.
Bro, okay, dude, no, this actually doesn't feel right.
Wait, give me a second.
Okay, let's try this, let's try this, let's try it.
Oh, fuck, no, this is actually horrible.
Mouse and keys on the table?
No, because the problem is that I'm not used to having to press down that much.
yes master yes master you have an acolyte on wood
all right we're not doing this
Well, that was actually one of the most horrible experiences of my life, Jesus.
I literally thought it was my fashions, like I'm not controlling.
Like, I thought that that was going to be like the secret sauce.
I played Battle for Middle Earth 2 before?
I mean it sounds like a Lord of the Rings game and I've never played that.
I don't even know someone like that mouse for them.
I'm like wow.
The thing is there used to be like a lightweight one called the Racer Naga
But then the problem is that they like discontinued it and now the only one that they made is like this wireless like shitty thing
I wish only this one would be my life
I'd be the English master, I gladly obey
My fate is here
I'm the only one who's the warrior
That's what I had, yeah but then they discontinued the one that was like lighter weight
And they only made this one that was like heavy as fuck so now whenever you said it just feels like shit
Compress ship to build multiple wait what
Wait up what yo is that guy serious
What the fuck that wait why did I just become my acolyte how do I stop oh my I don't I don't know
what the fuck oh my god guys what I do my fate is see you oh my god no what the
What the fuck do I do? What do I do?
Guys can...
Summoning is complete.
Press what?
Dude, it's fucked!
So I just lose nice I I
I I I already saw the new game.
It's like, don't tell me like, dude, they thought you played so bad.
Why did I take off his shirt?
That's exactly what you don't want.
Dude, I had an anti-coach once as well.
They said my race was OP after I won.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
Like, I was practicing to win the rematch the next day, and then my teammate said,
the race is so OP, so OP, and then I didn't practice, and then I lost the next day.
Yeah, that's how it goes.
Actually, a lot of my friends, instead of two, are struggling with this right now, I have a lot of Protoss friends.
And currently Protoss is getting a lot of hate, more than you remember.
I've seen some of it recently.
Yeah, it's a lot.
To be fair, it's kind of warranted, like it's busted for sure.
But all my Protoss friends for them competing is kind of miserable, because if they win, they win because they're Protoss.
if they lose, they're the worst players in the history, you know?
Fuck Protoss and all those cheesing bastards.
What does that even mean?
Reputationally, you can't catch a break.
It's not worth anything if you win.
I don't know what any of this shit means, bro.
I mean, you should have been influenced by that, but many people are.
And so for the why, I don't even like to pick the strong race or jump intentionally
if I know what they are before.
This is taking too long.
You'd be a Zerg. Wait, are Zergs for Spurgs, be honest?
There's a shop where you place cannons in the enemy base.
Yeah, but don't we have that in Warcraft 2?
Fuck, Zergs and humans!
Zergs then Protoss then Humans are the race in the Starcraft, well why are Humans that
bad?
of
I had to show this up
I wish only to see the one that I did not see
I did not see
stand ready
Did he just play versus this guy? I mean maybe but I fucked up early
Because I got like stuck so if I don't get stuck I'll be okay
But then stand ready where shall my blood be spilled? Yes master
So how do you queue multiple buildings in a row was that guy lying to me or was he serious?
like I thought that guy was lying now hold shift
stand ready shift and click my life
summer is complete
more gold is required more gold is required
two more gold is required more gold is required
more gold is required
case we're at two right now
3?
4?
Now we're selling me out 3.
I have an idea for a build what so this is my idea what if instead of doing
graveyard I did crypt into Ziggurat alter Ziggurat and then I play for early
gold cheese. Thoughts?
Ethan, when you're grinding and practicing, you're playing on maps that people have been
playing for 22 years or something. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
be it the the fifth version of it this map used to have healing and mana
fountains after that there was no gold mine in the center now there is big
in the G same year just got the whole game and I'm taking out expansion I
don't think you'd have fun with that though very early expansions you can
kind of see why if you see where Hera's blue base is if you go to the gold mine
underneath him that is very close to him but very far from an opponent so it's a
very expansion friendly map what I often happen is that this creep cleared out of
creep camp so quickly that there was no reason to be on the map anymore and
therefore it became a turtle fiesta everyone just defending both on two
bases and it was created some of the longest most boring maps introduce the
fifth gold mine on the map the decider the middle one yeah the ace gold mine
very risky to take but if you're strong enough you at least don't have to attack
into the enemy base you can take that what does bees mean
Bees on the table.
Makes sense, makes sense.
It's funny you said it, because I actually thought the opposite of this map.
I thought it would be where people don't expand.
And the reason why is because it feels like a bomb.
Many more matches against the League, I don't know.
It's easier for them to attack your main base.
If you expand that you might be in a little bit of trouble.
You're also right.
That happened a lot over the years.
This has been a very rush heavy map.
The rush distance on this map is definitely...
When are you gonna play?
towards the the the small oh we'll see i'm not sure actually very common to pick up a tavern hero
and attack someone in their main but because fast expose hit that early uh sometimes tier two is
already too late to do something about it and simply so worried about an expansion i partially
coached him on this as well that if you're too bad to scout you should at least place yourself there
because if someone fast expands immediately uh then you just end up losing without even knowing why
So if your Wisp dies, which happens, you kind of have to use your Hero to check.
Ah, so Hero coiling the Wisp was actually a nice move for that reason to deny the scout of the expansion.
Correct, but if we go higher level, and if Simpy clicked the Death Knight, he would see the...
Here by Alten Ring? I already did! I beat the Alten Ring and I beat the Alten Ring and they all seemed...
And that would mean that the Expo had either not been cleared or the item was left.
So, if you don't see your pause, I don't think the opponent expanded. It's a fair assumption to make.
Harris timing is much better. Uthermal, this is 350. Last game he attacked at 515.
This is way earlier. Wisp damage now would be very damaging.
And simply didn't find him on the map this time, so now he's going to find himself running back.
And this is a way better fight. The last time it goes for all like 1 HP and it wasn't looking very good.
Now it's a completely different situation.
I'm just going down already from the second and third one too if I have to guess.
Harris multitask is really insane here. He killed three wisps already with no detonates
and he also killed an archer. His army splitting is really insane here. He just has this really
furious assault. A nice shadow melt there by simply and then there's a dust he kills
another archer. Two arches and three wisps and also-
What the fuck even just happened?
The chaos. Remember the delay simply did last game where he killed-
I've been playing this game off-stream for like weeks by the way, I don't understand how the fuck just happened
Yeah, that's that's very painful, especially the the work that I think right? I mean right now it looks like it's about each of empire's games
I've spent it because of the chaos
I've played good game on pyr, but on number of other ones
I also realized how many exactly he had lost
Yep
And now he realizes that it was a brutal fight for him
What's worse, until now, he still hasn't realized the absence of Hunter's Hole
you know sometimes when I went to school and I put my backpack on my snail
binders on the back of my bike instead of having my back strapped to my
backpack strapped to my back I put it on my bike's carriage capacity and then
when I park my bike I take my school backpack off which is a singular action
and then I often left my keys in the bike and I walked away because I always
did one action I take the keys out of the bike I've got my backpack on my back
So when I had the backpacks there I forgot to take my keys out. That's what happened here. Simply normally makes a hunter's hole
But because he was so busy with the attack
I don't seriously talking about I have no idea. It's just not even in his mind anymore
And it took him so long and he finally made the other soul
So that's a big mistake to make in the Netherlands. I didn't even need your key to steal the bike
Well expedition 33 now I can look for him. Ah lucky
No Rotterdam for you.
No Rotterdam, yeah.
A strategy game has always been a favorite type of game.
They have, but it depends on the strategy game.
So, here it comes back in with...
Like, I like strategy games where it's more about, like, brain shit.
You know what I mean?
Like, setting up defenses, setting up attacks, like premeditating.
That would be insane.
I was actually thinking that simply my try to expand to kind of come back from it.
So I do really like that Hera is checking around there because I don't know if that
sounds logical to you.
That's very sarcasm too.
Yeah, but guys, I'm going to start playing up like RTS's.
In this level of play.
He's looking for him.
Looking to try and find simply.
Eventually when you don't find someone you have to start creeping.
Crazy slaughterhouse position by Hera by the way.
happen to slaughter in the front this is the perfect slaughter position is he
evolving he is evolving yeah I mean if there was a game to learn from the last
one right so it makes sense he simply taught him a lesson simply now with the
so yeah my beer game actually lumber he's trying to look for I'll be good on
the who has a DK level three he coils a creep he's gonna try and save his ghoul
saves one does not quite get the creep but that's a pretty good getaway losing
only a single goal after getting the creeps there is is really solid
especially I guess say we'll simply wasn't creeping right at the same time
yeah I was hunting the lich but the lich has the nova so it got away here I
still basically got the entire camp so do you have an estimate of how this
certainly is lost thing well I know that now they're doing the best of three this
This was game 2 and then afterwards if Hera wins, then there's like one last set of games.
I don't know who's playing last set of games though.
But if you're still at 30 population, getting it right there usually constitutes a delay
to your macro, your unit production.
So it's like you have to make a choice between the sacrifice of getting it early and then
halting macro and securing it for yourself or potentially letting an opponent get it
to making sure that you have a seamless transition to 50-po.
Right, yeah, because the shop shares the items for both players, right?
Yeah, correct.
I was going to say, in this specific game, maybe he should have gotten the potions, right?
Because if you look at his wood count, because of the damage he took, I don't think he can
make many units.
Correct.
You're exactly right.
It's probably a really good game to actually buy those items, yeah.
Yeah, this, if anything, was exactly an edge case for that, because Gold is all he has.
He's getting a master call training, not too bad of a timing, you can see everything that happened to him.
Everyone in Taiwan is about to skip this game already.
Timing wise.
Slightly below.
You only have three wins.
Very slightly below.
I'm about to ruin the problem.
Four in total.
No, five.
Two are on the map, but one is about to die.
You see, he's making a couple more though, so he didn't realize the problem.
He's up three more already, so that's nice.
Orpovenum secured, very important.
This item does 8 seconds of poison damage, 6 per second, so it's about 48 poison damage, also adds 5.
We're just one basic attack?
Yeah, one basic attack, 48 extra.
Damn. I imagine it doesn't stack though, right?
It doesn't stack at refresh's duration, so anyone can consider how much single target damage it is.
Because you can attack 8 different units, right?
I attack 1, 2, 3, 4, now they're all poisoned, and if you keep that up every time,
then everyone is poisoned for 48 and you're just getting like 64 damage per second in poison damage
that's never gonna happen let's say at worst you're attacking a single target you're adding
five from the orper venom and six over time so you're basically if you keep attacking the same
target it's plus 11 that's still a class plus 11 at the least very good that's that's insane yeah
and he already has close plus 10 as well on this even hunter yep should he give the plus eight from
from the sea witch also to the demon hunter?
demon is a better auto attacker.
He is the second best hero in the game at using attack items, or maybe the best
hero in the game, but he does get slowed by Nova and France Tower more often than
Naga Naga is, I believe rank seven or eight.
So she's, she's definitely still top one third.
So she's not the worst call user.
I kind of like it like this.
This way you can still sometimes by input pot he'll put on demon.
Yep. Is the other best one his Blade Master?
Well, technically Bloodmage is rank 1, but he's kind of a bad auto attacker anyway because of other reasons.
Give it his best, then Blade Tim Warden.
Okay, fight breaks out. Good mana burns by simply targeting the Lich.
Nice micro, moving the Lich away, but he coils the Lich, so it's not low anymore.
Very nice micro there by Hera. He has no mana anymore, so the Lich is actually vulnerable presently.
I feel like simply I already lost most of his units and Hera still has pretty much everything
alive here.
Simply as a thousand skulls.
Maybe a little bit too much on the Lich, right, because the coil healing is always good at
saving it anyway.
Yep.
Of course, eventually DK runs out of mana.
Against Demon Hunter you always want to post mana, burn mana, potion.
He doesn't have that, and that's risky.
It means your Lich is at risk.
One way to fix that is to get an invulnerability potion on the Lich, which he could do right
now.
excellent fight for Hera. Not only that, his macro is really clean as well. He's got a
nice place in the Ruby in Tower, getting his second attack upgrade. His ghouls are actually
mining next to his graveyard for once, and he's staying momentarily at 50 pop with destroyer
upgrade available but not yet used. He's playing a good macro game in terms of production,
waiting at 50, creeping. Hera looks like a different Hera than we saw in the last few
days that was desperate. He looks like a very powerful Hera that is evolving during the
course of this tournament.
Also I'm impressed that he hasn't gone over 50 yet in these games because I saw him do
that a lot on his stream but now he does feel locked in for sure.
Nice job.
That is why it might not be as good for Hera because he doesn't have mana on pretty much
either of the heroes but especially Death Knight, right? So Death Knight is targetable.
Nice Shadow Melt, very daring Shadow Melt actually.
Oh my, yeah, I was gonna say.
He's looking for her, it's like, hey, where did she go?
He's not even attacking anything else.
Does that, is that just permanent?
If you don't move it?
Yep.
Oh, okay.
It's funny because I saw Hera sell his dust earlier.
Bro, he's always selling dust, sentryward, crystal ball, cloak of shadows.
He calls cloak of shadows the worst item in the game.
Then when he uses it to live, or someone lives, he's like, oh, this is the best item in the game.
I after like a hundred games, I said it in your chat before I've never used that item
But recently I used it once and then I started liking it. Yeah, that's why we got there
It's funny because I went through the same transition everybody that even pros in Warcraft
They were always underrating certain items like ring of regeneration cloak of shadows wand of monosteal
When you think of what they can do, they're so good
But it needs more processing power to think of how to use some items
It's different than just the eating pot where you're like, okay, I gain health
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I
Decide in the heroes of the storm like I say like a passive ability. I always picked it and it's like another active
I'm like, you know, you know
Whoa, how did this is a very interesting?
Harry just moved his lich to become the
Detainment to the shop. All right guys what I miss I'm gonna be honest you guys. I'm feeling energized again
You know after you like trash food and then like a few hours later you go to the bathroom
And then you're like wow, I just got all that out of my system
And then it's like you feel like you don't feel like that lethargic feeling anymore
That's how we're moving right now. I mean before hair. I have those the dogs inside. You know, it actually was it actually was
I find a sleep wake up. No, I'm good now. Now. I'm good. It's just like the food
It had to get out of me bro.
Oh my god, that's a 1 HP stack.
That was so good by simply. Simply is also taking down a destroyer. You know, Hera is really throwing here.
Yeah, that knight is also a little bit in trouble. The destroyer, that one he does pull back might still die to the dry head.
Yeah, she does take a hit from downtown.
This was a huge throw by Hera. Until now, Hera played a nearly perfect game. Let's summarize.
He killed so many wits, did a big delay. He cancelled the game and he took many good fights.
good fights suck them in the form of some act moved with somebody saw the
league gets pregnant like I would say about an hour let's say very very well
he had 600 gold in a bag and a squishy a seven the prime I felt down for three
months I'm not a nine and shaking as I'm talking thank you there's an expansion
but it hasn't done anything see if you need it see this important okay I'm not
gonna sleep in midstream initial investment what I'm gonna do though is
I'm gonna like refill my water and then push straight from 50 to 60 because my
my water filters out, so it means like...
...and a feed, all simultaneously, to get the maximum value out of no upkeep and then
pushing into upkeep brazenly with simultaneous unit production.
Instead, he fought at the valley of his power, rather than the peak of his power.
He did so many things right, but he missed the final step.
This is really a reversal of the last game, if you think about it.
Like simply, last game was fantastic at the start, I didn't kind of mess that up, and
I mean, I'm not saying simply as one this game, of course, but it's so far. It does kind of feel like that here a fantastic start
Anything about do good them. Yeah. Yeah for sure anything but for so far a double monopult on DK is very good sign for Hera
He's also got a heel scroll Naga still he was forced to save his DK with a heel scroll
He's got his first frost worm and simply is doing a TP move out to counter kill an expansion
Which doesn't exist now you get this crazy situation where simply can TP which could be great for him
Because Hera's not reacting, he could be right on top of him!
Wait, Demon isn't here. Demon is gonna come from the back!
Okay, that's a good thing? Or is that a mistake?
It's kind of good. It shouldn't happen. It was a mistake, but he can do it. He gets a mana burn.
Hold the mana burn.
Coil his ass! He coiled the ass! There's no staff of preservation available for simply!
He's trying to give Invalpomp when he goes to the ground because Demon had no inventory space!
Oh no!
oh my god there's so much happening in this fight that was almost a mega clutch
by simply but then all right guys everything's on hero and now we might
have switched through did simply throw we're gonna win didn't expect this to be
a great 17 minutes and so tango level one wait for which side simply made a
blunder he staffed a non-hero unit and so it was on cooldown when demon needed
him most he split his army with a panicked town portal it's so much more
important to have a good wait hold on a second death night is he gonna get it
that's crazy it's like 12 units against let's go jinx he's typing yeah we're
gonna have to find out a way to do I don't understand any of this yeah don't
worry I don't know that about cleverly gotta whisper both gold mines like I'll
tell the promise work off this okay this year with warcraft is that you need to
make buildings, right? Do the resources. With those buildings, you make and improve your
army. But then while you do this, you also need to make heroes. And then those heroes,
you need to level and fight monsters so they become better. And then you also need to equip
items on them so they can do shit. It literally feels like you're playing two games at once.
That's the issue with it. Like it literally feels like two games at once, bro. It's like
you sit there and you have like the fucking uh like I don't know
he's down to two heroes right he doesn't have the tier three I believe
well he does have the tier three he's got the druids of the claw he's had it for
some time and this that's still there but he did lose the tree he only mined
this game created MOBA so I mean yeah but it doesn't matter
he rehires the demon and it's so hard to understand as the Naga is being
retrained. Upgrades are in play now for simply he's got three one attack upgrades which is very
impressive against two zero but without naga the demon is in trouble he's going to try to heal
for the moonwhales the moonwhales have no wellspring so i don't think you're all still in this game
nope for them in a few seconds there's another coil and he's kind of getting himself stuck in the
back there yeah he wants to wait for the witch to come back was it called the naga yeah the naga
I guess it takes so long from the altar, I've been in his position waiting for the hero to spawn for like 2 minutes, it's going to take way too long, I don't think he has time for that, doesn't it look like it dryads?
We can't really take down the destroyers either, trying to micro his heart out with the druid or the claw over there, so there's not really many units left.
Alright, can we see Tyra wants reaction to this?
Opposition the hero choices. It's good Bruce timings. It's uh, it's looking really really good
He's playing how you should he's got a ritual there
He can know about it even and he takes down the demon on her
With the two zero victory Gigi so what happens now the clutch Gigi in the chat
Oh my and we go through an ace match ladies and gentlemen. That's very exciting. I love it. Oh
My god, which I get to play
With the double undead victory
It's not an obvious pick for the ace match. Is that me?
Yeah, I'm not sure who's it gonna be very very impressive
Super entertaining series by the way
I've never seen a series quite like this in any of the three
Invitational so far you're on the bench undead versus night elf of this nature
With so much back and forth with I mean you can go it throws but you can call it comebacks
Buy it's the best play on the team that plays Wow
I mean a good way to look at it is like the the best games never happen if the players play perfect
You know, you know it always the same is stark up to like there was a there was once a game between
Cheryl and sue they're like the entire community under and the forums are like this is the game of the year and all the pros are like
Oh, it's such a bad game because the pros they're like they're so try hard
They're like, no, they made so many mistakes.
Aren't you the best?
Yeah, that's also the reason for the best games, you know?
People going hard, making mistakes here and there,
making good moves to come back as well.
Yeah.
OK, so I'm not playing this, right?
If no one makes a mistake, all the epic games,
they go like that for sure.
Now we're pretty sure now that which player, the teams,
So normally what I should do and what I'm trying to do is put them in the
Statue control group so like destroyers. Okay that would be better because I
noticed you a click heroes with your army which is good except for the flying
units. Your flying units speak yeah the flying units do magic which bears take
like 150 or 200 percent from. Yeah okay okay okay so control group two is
actually worm plus statue plus destroyer from now on. Yeah you could just
To also bonus damage with the magic damage insane like a warm hits a bear
It's gonna lose like 25 30% of its life and slow its attack speed so it does no damage
But your dust mechanics are insane
For every game I didn't get dust in like a thousand lot of games that I played I got it when it mattered and I'm happy about that
You got it. Did you buy it?
No, I bought I bought it. You can't get okay, then it was like it's saying I think the
The cast talked about the cloak. The cloak is like the best and also the worst item
And then we used it like really good and then you fucked him up with the last dust. It was just so nice to watch
Yeah, so thank you guys. Thank you. All right. Listen, Dante's our ace player. You ready? You're going up. Wait, really? It's me
It's not you don't this but I love the reaction. No pox. You feeling good. Yeah
Yeah, well, I feel okay, I'm a little nervous, but I think I'm always going to be nervous,
you know, that's how it is.
Yeah, yeah, that's okay.
Like, listen, boss, just use the nerves, basically, it's the last game, and if you lose, everything
will be mad at you, and it's all that matters right now, so get in there, and if you lose,
it's horrible.
Don't be nervous, though.
Okay, okay, no problem.
Probably fighting Yamato, the guy who has five grandmasters telling him I'm out of
counter-awarded.
Yeah, we thought about it, maybe a good choice to play him, because the bittersweet thing
is when we win, who will we send versus Yamato?
That's like the...
It's like, it's a free lose, I guess.
I would do it.
I would sacrifice myself if you decided, but yeah, what's our option?
So we want to lose, is what you guys are saying.
No, we can win, but even if when we win, who will choose Yamato, like no one?
Yeah, yeah, it is double elimination, so I wouldn't mind picking Yamato honestly.
You would try it?
Yeah, I mean, I'd be open to it.
Guys, it's time for the dark horse to be sent in.
Dante, you're the dark horse, but it's headless.
You're the dark horse.
Yeah, but if it's headless it just means that there's no weakness send me and coach
All right that this gets you a motto if we win wait what not I mean that oh, that's a good thing
That's a good middle ground
Listen box. It's up to you. It's either you or me for now
It just depends on whether you think he's gonna counter you or not
But he's absolutely going to directly counter me
But if you think I should go I will happily go if you feel confident. I think you should go
So like what I don't walk box is I don't want to say like let me take it
I'm like I'm the team captain and I go in there and lose and like you feel scammed out of a game
So no, I'm not no no we get to play tomorrow and then we get to play the next day
You know like if you want me to play I will happily play
But if you think like you got this because you're warmed up. I think you should go
Okay, so it's like I was the matter you want her
Here's the thing, I know what to do against human, but I'm not like that confident, you
know what I mean?
But listen, I would like to go Pox for the sole reason of I want to actually get that
experience against human.
I think that would help me a lot for the rest of the tournaments.
If that's okay with you, you would go.
If you're confident, you want like, not confident like you have to win, but confident like you're
confident you should go.
That's my opinion.
All right, man.
Oh, listen, I'll go.
I appreciate that.
But yeah, I'll go.
I'll try my best, all right?
Also, it's really relaxing for us to watch
Yeah, I'm so exhausted but watching you you plays really nice
All right, let's practice
Okay, I wanted to try out we do double cigarette early instead of graveyard
Send on tests and I'm like the disabled the guy
Not sending you in in my opinion. I think that it should have been the headliner against a headliner
It's like the one we won't rematch, but make sense that they want
Child necromancers dude, no, we're not trying that shit out
It's like we literally won't
Try Dreadlord. No, I'm not taking Dreadlord either.
Try putting bees on the table, I'm not sure.
Alright, okay, so we're gonna say human. Alright, I guess, right?
Let's see if this play actually works. Let's see if it works.
Okay, so now we do this, we literally just do nothing?
And then afterwards, we make a ziggurat.
Go cast with Grubby, where does he want me to?
Ask him.
Welcome to the casting squad.
Okay guys this low key should be the method by the way, I
Feel like you played better
Okay, so now what we do is we insta make ghouls.
What?
Oh my god, you only unlocked that 2.15.
I have cancer.
I'm going to be honest, I didn't know that, bro.
Like, real talk, I genuinely did not know that.
OK, so if we unlock it at 2.15, then how many goals
are we going to want to send?
Three?
I guess I don't mind setting three.
Okay, and then now we just attack.
So, let's see if this play actually works.
You're the lucky one, go on death, embrace the end, go on death, that is your wish.
More gold we demand additional lumber, we demand additional lumber, we demand additional
We demand additional...
Wait, is he already dead?
Actually not dead!
Okay, so now I take like three of these?
I'm getting creeped a little bit.
Wait, that was actually kind of solid, no?
I sort of, for like first time trying that out, it was kind of chill.
No bad, yeah, I should kind of chill, Loki.
Okay, so now he's level 2.
he's
this is kinda bad though, okay?
okay, so do we have that?
oh wait a second
My bow is ready, I go summon it.
Wait, what the fuck, I haven't done my goles.
If I must, update complete.
Trace the end.
Oh my god.
Yes!
I mean, it's GG.
You have to FF now.
I come from the dark and the sore pit.
My bow is ready.
What did your female request?
Okay, so now we can make this.
I'm going to summon an additional lumber.
Not enough lumber.
How much do I even need?
135?
I mean, real talk, I think I literally just fucked this guy up here.
I don't want to play too far into this base because I feel like if I do, I'm just gonna
to lose thing. So I guess we just walk here and start doing this, honestly.
Oh nice.
Okay, and then I would just run through and look for him again.
You need to fuck up his altar?
Oh wait, actually a good idea.
What?
Wow, that's actually horrible.
I will aid you
Wait, are you fucking serious about this happen?
All right, I see box and all
Oh nice to know for so terrible
Okay, so we're definitely gonna need 1, 2, 3, 4, and then I'm also gonna need to make
another Zigg.
Now if we could also make this here, it's gonna be huge too.
How does this game work?
So pretty much your heroes run around killing shit and getting XP and then the stronger
you get, the more you fuck with the enemy.
So you just didn't destroy their base before they destroyed yours.
i really need that much while four hundred
all right so now we need to make another one of these things perfect
and then now i mean like
We only have a few units but I think it's enough honestly.
Oh god.
Wait, do I lose this?
Wait, I'm actually losing! What the fuck?
Oh my god, what?
I go. I will aid you.
End my tournament.
So how do you walk over here because there's going to be some more shit for us to take?
Let them maybe wear.
Nice, that's what I like to see.
Or you kill our foes and they'll run around.
Oh no.
Okay, so that ends up dying.
Okay so guys, let's say we make this, right?
Come on, there's no way it lives.
No.
FUUUUCK!
It's over.
I trolled.
I mean like realistically, as long as I can just stop for the worms, we're good.
Like I'm not in King, I said just stop for the worms, we're gonna be good.
We need some units, some crypt fiends.
Yeah, but I think creepians are just so shit. That's why I never make them
All right nice, not bad
So we kill all this shit and then now we should be good.
Okay guys, I'm gonna be honest, this is genuinely looking good for us.
see you know maybe we can actually find them here come on
What trickery is this?
Wait, did Bob really not run?
Jesus.
Okay, so you know what?
Let's start keeping this shit on.
my fate is C
I mean I'm gonna be honest, this is so counterintuitive
As long as we can get this though, I think it's fine.
His knob literally 3 frostrums, like we should be fine.
Okay.
I enjoy watching this since you're shaming him, but holy hell there's really tank gears
on 2-1's rear count.
Yeah, it does
Okay, I think it's fun every once in a while to do something like this
So we're just like don't like a turn and setting and you do like something like that's like interesting
Okay
So we just started showing all of his shits. What's he gonna do next?
What the fuck?
Wait, I don't understand. What the fuck is he doing?
How is he doing this?
What
Wait what what just happened
It's the dragon hawk riders.
So I just lose.
I mean fuck this shit done.
See I can get cancer.
but see that's that's the thing it's just like fucking cancer dude
whatever I let's just go on here
I think this is good he's getting militia kills out of it
I don't know how much damage it's doing compared to creeping though he's got those
Pez it's really protected with how we place the blacks with every unit has a
counter yeah but that's just cancer because he's got two mines going at the
same time
and he does not have an expansion one footman by Yamato checking the corner
Heras nearby gold mine the one that verges to the center is not being used for a counter
Expansion her as getting fiends school frenzy and statues destroyer timing is still a little like that's legit just eights
Well slower than optimal and meanwhile your motto cannon is double mining
It's not it's rock paper scissors
There to go and leave between games
Vinnie, please work it on it.
He's working on it. Let's see, he's gonna have 5 at the expansion, 6 in fact, and it's already like 8...
You know what to do.
...making 2 more, so he's actually gonna have 2 many peasants soon.
From this point on, Yamato Kanan in the Human Against Undead matchup will want to go to tier 3
and to start leveraging knights and flying machines.
He just started his castle upgrade at home, cancelling some of the peasants.
And he's gonna want to get knights and flying. That's several minutes away though.
until then Hera has a window of time where he transforms his statues to
destroyers breaks the towers and you know what is really odd as a veggie like
if you but Hera has one he's talking to Greek guys do we open up the vod okay
just that's something you told him Pox or is he doing it himself I didn't tell
this but I'm actually a bookmark this will wash it later man that's it that's
massive he has a warp now you think the correct play should have been like
neutralling right now trying to get lich level three since he's pretty much
just sat in the middle for a while this is okay if he had to story upgrades
because he doesn't he should have taken the two middle camps
so guys how to curiosity if I just play for frost rooms every game am I just a
retarded in his main base trying to upgrade him now I don't think he's gonna
make it if I'm gonna make it there's no way this is crazy there's a 200 mm R
gap between them and her eyes taking a message litch
I just feel like if I play for the shodgy that I have, I'm legit just playing not to be lost.
But it's like best case to know is I got seconds lost.
Herod did so much economic damage that the whole night timing is delayed like 4 minutes.
Once Nightstar can come out.
Like Yamato is turtling up. He popped out his 3 towers.
It's a good game plan for sawing the game.
1 tower in range of these ghouls.
Herod doesn't have a 3rd hero. He should repair.
It's not...
We can see what Yamato is going for. He's getting flak cannon upgrades.
I'm playing in the gap area, we will be.
When there's no air yet, that is because the destroyers that could come would be a risk
to Night's Fitment Tower play, but they're not there yet.
He's not retarded, he's kind of smart, true.
He's not retarded until he has to.
There it is, there's the first destroyer.
Okay, now flying machines have a reason of existence.
Attacking the Town Hall though, not a very strong play, what do you think about it folks?
the town hall yeah it's just so slow yeah it's slow he can repair it it's
bunkering yeah um but he can't get in there though he's who wants to get in
there to kill the peasants that was a sick kill on the okay I think it's working
out for him though no yeah I think you're right I know I need a new shot at you
okay and the peasants my strategy fucking it is not gonna go anywhere
Oh
My god, oh
It's fine. What a game he completely bullied him
Damn that's crazy
Creepings are actually good, but how are they good every time I use some they suck explain
players go through the map vetoes
Every time I use something fucking suck. How are they good?
You need a frontline abominations usually parallel to push against acolytes. Let me try something
Let me try some, let me try some.
As long as you have one Thostrum try cheesing immediately.
What if I just try doing like a standard army thought?
I played that very well in terms of
where shall my blood be spilled?
That victory.
I think Yamato Kada is stronger than...
Thoughts?
...not disturbed that much.
...Hera disturbed it too much.
You don't need any A-bombs just one or two
get attack upgrades for fiends, the characters.
...Yes.
...
I still get invaded a lot.
In your games.
Brother, there's a 25% chance when someone sees I'm bored
and they're just towering my base.
So now we just make four of these and I'm getting started creeping soon.
2, 3
So we're just missing one more
It just takes a completely different playstyle when you're playing against expo.
You keep having to kill some workers every now and then, you have to win the battles,
you have to find some way to creep, but also have map control, you can't touch your opponent's
creep.
It's actually insane.
When watching Hera play over the last few days in practice, she was actually demolishing
his mental health.
He was grinding, he was losing, he was desperate, he was saying-
Okay, so now we're gonna have enough for our thing.
The way he's showing up today is like a confidant person, same for you actually Tyler, you've played so well in the team games today as well, uh, some people show up for tournaments, right there you go, right there,
So I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to try early cheese and then make crepes.
I'll take your map!
What the fuck?
Nice!
Fuck!
Don't mind him now, bitch.
I think now what I do is I just farm all the small camps.
I do know Yamada has a whole bunch of shreds, he's a whole bunch of different things that he can go to.
And my Torrent.
Dude, he needs to build Rifle's cover.
I'm just like Torrent.
Alright, nice.
Okay guys, I'm being serious, we're genuinely in like a decent spot now.
You need the cyborg mutation at OP?
Wait, what's the cyborg mutation?
Do you mean the thing for abominations?
Change it up, Tyler.
I lost too many to the interest.
Okay, so we're about to get three crev-fiends, nice.
I'm not gonna lie to you guys, he's actually looking kinda decent right now.
Okay, so about to get our upgrade. I think I might not even text a tier 3.
that's macro I honestly think that might even be the plan especially when you are
being a poor person again I
I jammed you guys to gaming
oh for fuck's sake I can't um where
I can always stream into you my
I'll get nice I'm I actually understand
I ruined my game it's over
I mean Loki we could actually like work with this so no
But I don't think it's over I think I just like fucked it but it's fine
No it's over no no no it's on over we're fine
Okay guys, I'm gonna be honest, I think right now we need to look around for the enemy.
The assets are gonna
Okay, so this is actually not bad
I'm such a fucking stupid piece of shit
I guess the Omega Spirit had to try Hera, Hera sent herself, but everyone sent him out to get a true ace match.
Okay, low key?
Guys, I'm not gonna lie, I feel like we're actually in a really good fucking spot on my crazy percentile.
I didn't get the high cut for this.
Oh, you tried. Darn it, got started?
No.
It's too late for that.
I don't turn on TTS.
Wait, give me a second.
I mean, I mean it earlier, but I'll check in a second.
I would expect this to be fast expo though.
Okay so what if we do this shit here?
And then after us we do this.
I mean, I don't think it's a lot of war hundreds, but I think it's probably worth a hundred. Yeah, he's true. MMR average
1440 what is that right now? That's not 1440
But I'm gonna be honest like Loki were kind of fucking smurfing this one, but this one is feeling a little bit too free
So I do have like the ton portal thingy inside of them, okay, honestly.
Can you speak Italian?
No, let me speak English in French.
Okay guys, do you think I would be able to win a fight here yesterday?
Yeah, this guy only shoots melee, so as long as I don't get a range of him, he just dies.
you on your way to make you suffer in another way I think I'm learning it quite well though
you have the right personality and training style for an item
personality?
personality is the reason oh yeah
oh well well well
okay guys I'm gonna be honest with you it's honestly looking kind of chill for us right now
They're gonna lose a gold here? Nope. Good.
It's been aggro swapped.
I wish over to sir.
The bloodlust of Puskertrapper.
Like, real talk? It's actually looking super chill.
Yep.
Oh, is that aggro?
Oh, he aggroed so nice.
Nice.
Oh, he's got another.
Nice!
Bro, we're fucking up his trees.
I'm going to be honest, fighting in this base isn't looking that bad.
I guess we upgrade our fiends even more?
Well they're keeping the smother fucker locked in like all the time
Wait am I actually fucking up?
Bro I'm looking fucking am I bad though?
Like actually look at this shit
I guess
Oh nice, cool, I don't have enough fucking signal, let's choose bruh.
I don't think he's going to get it, oh my god, this is a big miscalculation week!
I don't know what's happening right now, but we'll see in a second.
Oh, it's good, it's good! It's late at night, we need that energy, that's uh...
That's right, it's all down to the final lap!
Holy crap, Hera gave up easy, baby!
But just for those that are thinking he left too early...
This was really catastrophic about it.
It's for Hera, it's true.
She kills only one thousand...
Alright guys, so good news is, now we have abomination, so we can start going fucking crazy on them.
... while it has no armor yet.
He goes for it, starts losing unity, and she goes around...
Thing is, I don't want to like walk into this base like that.
And yes, it could still be, uh, comaxed, but, uh, I do, I do think it was a very bad deal today.
Less than if I use a Jastoway.
It should probably stay, but maybe saving is mental.
Dude, FUCK ME!
Oh god, back up, back up, back up, bro it just sucks cuz like I can't play in his base
Oh this is looking good now guys
Nice
I mean like if I just show this moon wall thingy what do these moon walls even do bro?
Are they like killing?
Wait, so he's saying that he's gonna choose me if he gets the first pick?
Alright, alright, Unk?
Good fuckin' luck, bastard.
Guys, can anyone explain to me why the fuck it is?
that like this guy can just roundly make a million treats in his base and I just get fucked for no reason
like what is this cancer?
I don't think you need to keep fishing on this in terms of how you're trapped in the enemy.
It's double E-Liv.
There would be a risk after an A.
Like, this is literally just fucking AIDS, bro.
I'm not going to lie. This is very AIDS.
If your winter's bracket, if you don't lose, you'll have higher bracket resistance.
If your winter bracket and you don't lose, the system I came up with
It's not a bracket reset because a lot of viewers are confused by this.
They're catapults and you won't get Blaggins?
With significant map choices on Twitch.
You get to ban a map second if you're the winner of the bracket guide.
So you get to see their ban first and then you pick the first two maps.
Are maps really that broken or race-based?
Yes.
Now it's easy.
You can have this at your end.
You're a sweet game.
The difference in some races could be different from some battles that you physically not
see made of the mana.
Alright, nice.
Not bad.
So now we need to get this one to mana stealing?
Oh, he's ready.
If that is your wish, we'll discover and...
And then it loses pick.
So in theory, if you're...
So can you just wait for meat wagons right now?
Oh, shit.
Oh, this is game over here. You walked a bit too far to base, buddy boy.
Okay, so now what we need is we need to get this meat wagon
So what's the range on this shit
I estimate the advantage of this map choice to be between 50% to 50%
So you stop a bit and find it
So you just exit the game and make it a game
Very nice, okay, let's make more of these
Since the enemy came forfeit, can we get that as a win?
Not forfeit, asshole
okay so now all we have to do is just play slow and consistent and I just win
the game with the meat wagons right get the lab upgrade why he doesn't have any
flying units
Oh
For fuck's sake
How did this is so aids I
I'm these fucking dead on the bright side, but it's just so eight there we go
Oh, wait am I retarded what am I doing?
I got him, I got him, I'll be right back, sorry, I got him.
Honestly, we can just keep hitting everything for free.
Oh, what is this dude?
Takes permanent control of an enemy, right?
Why the fuck is it night time now?
I'm actually going to run the map video and see what it's like.
We'll be back in a few seconds.
Fuck! What are we doing, man?
Oh my fucking god, that was so long.
I mean I'm ready for that too, you want to go to the stairs?
Would that be awesome man, I actually had to do the shit to get the difficulty.
Bro this is so AIDS.
Actually, I watched some like, I watched a couple nights in a row.
Holy fucking cancer.
I think if you're good at the game, almost anything is viable.
Yeah, that's okay.
Please understand how it works.
Nice! Okay, we got another Frostwind now.
I think Loser's game is out to micro.
So if I walk too close, I literally just lose.
So I think I just created an army of meat wagons at this point.
Yeah, I don't think my micro is that bad, maybe not too deep.
I can't wait to kill some of your guys.
Oh, I'll kill some of your...
bro this is so fucking ass
like how the fuck do I even have
what the fuck is a chimera
oh no
wait
can he ult the chimera?
oh my god wait
it's a mighty no
Thank you. Oh my god. Yes, you know we have the canara
Jesus
I'm gonna be honest like this so this genuinely feels impossible to
I'm not interested, I mean, you gotta lock it, you gotta focus it all good.
Sometimes you gotta focus, yeah.
This is so insane.
There's too much damage on this water element also, it's gonna take some piercing damage on this Milusia.
Air-R-C's everything, this axe.
It's gonna bring us down to the ghouls, into the map.
I don't understand though, does he have a fucking expo over there?
You can take the motto, also, and you can pre-bam the stand.
You should be a bigger distinction between self-war and self-sacrifice, easier or worse.
Absolutely.
Yes.
It is very clever.
You know, placing an ancient of war at a camp for people to come here when they want to see current is just a small assignment.
Like this is just so fucking cancer
Nice, okay, we finally got rid of this fucker
Oh my god, bro, that was literally a 25 minute game are we fucking serious holy shit
dot to bigger dot on the same color you owned him I mean I played that it's hard
of thee but it's fine all right let's watch the game now oh so it's 1-1 if
Yamato Kanan wins then Tyler won plays me tomorrow in the tournament like the
show of force that Hera has here and he on TTS final enable some first once the
weekend at death night before he was one there in the prime and buff there in
practice here is all he has a good delay but he is taking too much damage on the
death night getting a lot of footmen though holy shit wait this is like three footmen down
guys why is it when i would use death knight as my first unit i'd always feel
like it did nothing four footmen zero goals this is an insane scoreline for
hera his goals are running away like cockroaches when you lift a rock in
your garden getting away everywhere the roly-poly's none of them getting stepped
on here because your dark ranger player comes in with the second wind all of his
malice is dark ranger really that ass though right now but Hera is coming again
I feel like it's not that bad factory line so again now or two hours ago yes
soon dude soon by the way peasants in our building take full aggro so the creeps
are now targeting peasants and he lost one it's a blunder by two peasants down one of the coil
and two of them weakened by creeps i see what you're another militia down
may matter just summon another water elemental he's not quite at level three
are there bees on the table i don't know that's an archmage level three summons water
And then Yamato can and can take the fight to Hera's main base
It's not easy to do now because he's still waiting to defend his town hall
But eventually night of Stephens are hard to crush with those walls get pressure
What if those walls even do though?
Like a gentleman have no idea what any of these buildings even do honestly not losing any goals
Not giving any experience not letting Yamato creep Yamato. Look at him. He's gives them healing expansion
Three weeks ago when he started practice, he's always leaving his expo greedily, being reinforced by the enemy.
When those are healing farms, that's kind of fucking broken.
But he has learned respect. He's now defending his time.
It's like Blight but burst healing himself over time.
I got a lot of things for him on that.
Blight speaking his expo up, it is coming up.
It's up.
What's with the lumber on Yamato? How does he have so much?
So what happens is normally you try to go for an expansion at some point and then the eco is right
But the longer you can't take your expo you're supposed to keep making peasants and footmen
So you don't fall behind and so did you build up extra bank?
This happened to such a degree because there was such a huge delay by Hera that it became
Hyperbolic your mattokennan has now 10 peasants at home with 900 lumber in the bank way more than he ever needs
and he doesn't even have full mining on this expansion yet.
Well it makes Undead strong nothing.
Apparently it's here at the worst race, I don't even know why I'm playing it.
Economically speaking, but what YamatoKennan needs to do now is he needs to send his Archmage 3 into Hera's main base
with all kinds of tricks, and I've seen him do it.
Like I'm not strong by the way.
He likes buying boots on his Archmage when he does his harass if I remember right.
Maybe that's why he's here clearing this camp, because he wants the boots, maybe the heal score.
But the fact that these people play for items in chat just shows that I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing.
Like, it feels like I'm playing League of Legends, and I'm sitting there and clearing jungle camps,
and then everyone else is like sitting there playing around objective timers and all that kind of stuff,
but I'm just clearing what I see on my screen.
You know what I mean?
It's a Nova on an illusion coil as well. He didn't recognize the high damage drop now
He realizes it's a fake but it took him a coil and a Nova. I guess you're still removing vision
Are you not tired?
Very big bank lots of farms lumber upgrades
This is a standard built of the business standard part of the build lumber harvesting help, but you don't need it now
You already has nine on it London.
Yeah, we don't get it. As it works, we don't get it.
Take that was over of corruption. Very nice.
It's a built for buildings here or something.
What you got is nights.
Yeah, he's just gonna go nights.
So it's all about can he get there on time.
He should, what we should look at right now the town hall needs to instantly go to castle.
Bam, instantly.
One, two.
see how long it waits
not bad
good
works out the best thoughts in melee
and witch doctors with heal wards and you just win
destroy upgrade 50 seconds
yeah works out literally brain dad
also dude why is tyler so skinny
look at the size of his arm
i think i might be bigger than him
nowadays
am i crazy
guys i'm trying i think i might be bigger
bigger than Tyler nowadays.
Yep.
Ooh, Coil Nova snipes a foot and then right away.
That's how you should play Orcs, I don't know about that one.
Jettie's calling, no he's not, dude.
Why does everyone always try beating me with that shit?
away from finishing Yamato is Harry is kind of slow playing this I guess he's
waiting for destroyers the optimal theory correct play for high level would
be double destroy morphers double destroyer morph and then to kill the
towers with the ghouls and the destroyers together but I'm not sure I've
ever seen her do it he's slow and there's no towers there can you get
I need to surround little MonsaMack!
Yamato cannon!
Nooo!
Bro you guys know motherfucking Donald!
I'm gonna assist those some 30 months on Mac.
Thank you.
Tile 1 playing in RTS is like a repeat of your day in T-games.
We all want farms, right?
For the peasants, there's no towers yet.
They're still upgrading.
He's going for both the farm and for the altar.
There's a new farm being built.
Yamato trying to pluck the gaps.
But these ghouls can find cracks everywhere.
They're on top of peasants with no towers.
Yamato is slow to defend.
defend his archmage was in shock stun locked at the expansion alter goes down
means no mountain king this looks like the beginning of the end it's workshops
all the way down Hera is he's insane he's insane he's doing so well
great use of the rod of necromancy to then so how the fuck am I supposed to
compete with this ritual ritual when I just built fucking shitty frostworms the
The ghouls are on top of the peasants, footmen coming in from the back, they have no defend upgrade, they're taking loads of damage from lich and fiends.
Guys, how the fuck am I supposed to compete with this shit?
Ask Kara for tips! No, she's my cost efficient.
Like guys, what's a way that I can cheat so well?
No, you need knights at this point. His muscle memory is betraying him. He's making tier 3 footmen
You might have cannon flustered and dumb found it as her
Unstoppable wave
But now my farm and camel balloons yeah nice one fucking warper you cannot make
Camo balloons for you to find again some
Congratulations, Arthas, how could you do this?
So Montecannon remade his altar at the expansion, he's got 4 towers there
and he's getting his first knights, has several flanks as well, but look at the levels
level 4 art mage, Montecannon 1 against 4...
I thought Harrison Ally, no, so the way that this tournament format works
is that today it's like a team event.
The winner of the team event today gets to choose their opponents for tomorrow
And then tomorrow, it's a, I'm not sure.
So then tomorrow, it's a, I'm not sure.
What can I see?
Yeah, so it's a double elimination bracket with it with best of three and then best of five finals
So that's why it's like tomorrow we're gonna have to one-to-one everyone
down there's the top portal there's the top portal this is it this has to be it
for your mother cannon
it's like a fiend just gets away
can you beat Tyler one I don't know dude maybe
check out the main again he wants to see if there's any no no no pick it in yes
what
very nice it's like a fiend gets caught off guard is he gonna start it we get a
storm bolt there's a storm bolt can we coil yes man it's not using it that's one
being oh a second very scared it's not a one no it's not a thing of being scared
it's a thing of like the problem is that he tries to cheese and it's like if I
get cheese now it's a great micro healed the destroyer net another two flying
machines on the mountain king mountain things going down he's going down the
destroyer goes down and here goes the MK down with level five death night oh my
level 5
insta full hp on the kuna fiend with the coil
how is some warcraft talk this is gonna take
okay guys for tomorrow's brackets okay
because i think tomorrow's supposed to be like a 12 hour day of it
are you guys gonna want me to do warcraft during the entire 12 hours
or do we only do warcraft while we're playing our games
and then we do league in between
Does that feel like Tobara says long? No?
Still, Yamato did better than he had any business of doing.
He's retraining his peasants on his gold mine, I think that's really smart.
Oh shit, he's not dizzy.
Okay.
Legend between, okay.
Bro, that, that, he's gonna get one shot.
Isn't it worth remaking the level one?
He's very close to getting another coil.
Looks like maybe we get another coil nova combo.
Undead heroes are so terrifying with levels.
Coil on the water.
Why are his units so much stronger than yours?
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, I don't know.
I don't know.
The thing is that, okay, let me explain it to you.
Hera is unironically meant to win this game and this tournament.
And the reason why is because Hera is the only person that when he plays Warcraft, his viewership goes up.
So as a result, he can dedicate 6, 8, 10, 12 hours a day to playing the game, and it's not a net negative for his career, unironically.
Whereas for like everyone else, because Viership goes down, it makes it so you're able to practice less.
You see what I mean?
Jinx is in tears, why?
Yeah, at any time if Hera forgets about this base for a while and there's some peasant reproduction
There's still a chance at some point gold mines run empty. It's not soon. It's about five minutes away
Be six
Killing this castle for the upgrade inflation is gonna be huge
This is scary those six gyrocopters and four knights right now
And nights. Oh my god
5 Gyro Poppers.
Look at the population, it's a decent sized army.
Yeah, 52.
If the castle goes down, no knights can be made anymore.
They also do not yet have animal war training.
They're missing the 100 health upgrade.
But they still have respectable health.
885.
Control group issue here for Yamato Kannon.
He's mountain king and knights were being left behind.
He's gonna do a counter attack.
Doesn't have a town portal, so this is not without risk.
And it's kind of too late.
was almost dead and a counter attack will happen. Why have they never done a visual update to this
game because they just wanted to leave it rot but unironically grubby revived it in the same way
that like jinxed he revived r6. If it wasn't for grubby this game would be completely dead.
I'm not even kidding it would be gone. Also Yamato Kanan didn't use this time to buy staff of
Sanctuary his coach death node would be very disappointed. No no no what is the best item
he asked. What's the best item you can get? Staff of Sanctuary. That's got them right.
He didn't buy a similar, similar to Staff of Preservation on Night Elf, but it fully heal
you.
Kind of fuck with the graphics. The graphics aren't the bad part about this game. The bad
part about this game is that whenever you right click with the unit, the attack speed
doesn't feel fluid, and the movement has a built-in turn rate. It's the same reason
why Dota 2 feels like shit to play, and nobody wants to play Dota 2, and they all want to
league and said but for some reason blizzard doesn't understand this and
they think of these shitty mechanics are a core for the game nice big damage on
a night oh very good devour magic on the destroyer on a fiend or side of the
water really get started fire by all the land nice coil by Hera we get another
Nova kill two nights let's see what happens two nights are very low not quite
finished off good bro but it doesn't work against flying machines three nights go
down practically at the same time
lich is so close to level five
oh air coil we played the incest game mod what mod
it's very close actually Yamato's doing much better
not bad at all warcraft is just too old for today's brains including my own
level five lich it's not that bro like I'm telling you the problem with
Warcraft is that it's almost impossible to appreciate the game because there's
just too much going on in terms of units and heroes. There's too much going on.
If it was just heroes or just units then it would actually be able for you to
like understand the game more. It feels like imagine you're playing League of
Legends but you have to pilot two different champions at the same time,
right I appreciate it
Kerasma you were playing it when you were five years old no shit because you
actually got what's going on but most people watch it don't understand what's
going on
oh my god I think he thinks that you can't make knights because he has no blacksmiths
so he's making a second but the real problem is the missing castle
they need to have all but he's lumber stars now
Unlike an Age of Empires, you need current castle to make high tier units, not habslame guys.
Guys, I think Gaunt has lost.
Well, I'm probably going to lose some more, but I won today, bro.
I was there the first time playing the best of three.
Well, my dad is still up. What the fuck?
1800 gold, that means there's two and a half minutes of mining left. 22 and a half minutes.
Yamato can earn a 1700 gold more, but he can't make high quality units. He's back to making...
How do people find this concept hard to grasp?
Lots of League pros came from Starcraft?
I don't know what else to say.
Well, I think the only people that disagree with my takes are people that just want to
dick-ride Warcraft, because I think it can be a fun game, but I also recognize that it's
a game that has way too much going on for it to ever not only be mainstream, but feel
fun for casual player, you know?
There are people that have been playing this game for years that are 300 elo even though they have like 400 games this season
right and it's like
It's it's literally just because there's too much going on like every single thing with this
Okay, every single race has like five units that I can have
The tavern offers you like eight other units that you can have
They'll like a million different items in the game that all do different things and you need to use all of these things in
conjunction with
Managing all your resources your different bases and everything right so yeah if you have like 500 a p.m. And everything becomes like second nature
It's fine right, but it's not a game like League of Legends right?
I'm gonna mean by it's not game like League of Legends
I'll like when you look at big for example, right
You can sit there and you can be like iron level like Jinxie, right?
But you can still be able to shit on people because you get strong enough by farming that now you have items and you can experience that
But in Warcraft 3 the problem is that you don't have that
You know what I mean?
Like you don't have that same kind of feeling because it feels like the games where you win most of the time
There's stumps and you already know you're gonna win from like five minutes in and the games you lose
You either get stomped or you're getting stomp for 20 minutes, right?
And it's like will it happen that there are some like comebacks and shit like that yes
I mean this morning literally both my wins were comebacks
But the thing about is that those comebacks are only possible against players that are equally as inexperienced, right?
There's super high game knowledge for yeah, exactly like for example, right?
Like, let's say you're playing League of Legends, it would be like, imagine you play
Mordekaiser vs Darius, but you can choose from 10 different abilities that your Mordekaiser
can have.
So just because you have that knowledge, now the Darius has to play vs Mordekaiser 50
times just so we can know how to always beat him.
Does that make sense?
And that's why the game feels so 8's to learn.
Because it's like, there's way too much variation.
already you have orc human undead night elf but then you also have tavern heroes
but then you also have fucking like different ability orders but then you
also have items but then you also have this and that and this and that like and
then like you want to know what the real problem with it is I'll tell you it's
I'm just sad it's the fact that the real issue with Warcraft is that if you get
cheesed early game right and like people fuck with you early game then the issue
was that now their heroes are gonna be a higher level and as long as they're not
completely braindead the higher level heroes will just always win the game
they will always win the game always it's like imagine you play league but
you're always stuck at level three and the enemy just got level six like you
cannot win it doesn't matter how good your micro is your mechanics like you
will just lose so you can get cheese by bullshit strategies there's nothing you
can do and then you just get fucked you see what I mean maybe you tried
saga after could help you learn the building management yeah but the problem
isn't the building management like that's not the issue the problem is the
heroes heroes over make this game on fun because it's when you get over leveled
heroes then now the enemy is not allowed playing and then when they're not allowed playing then you're literally just playing it out until you
lose because now the other person takes complete control of the map and you can't do anything it feels like playing jungle
But you're level 3 and the enemy jungler is level 6
So now you just end up getting invaded and you're only allowed farming one camp for the rest of your game
Like it's not fun to play that because you walk to your red you die you walk to your red you die
You walk to read your die, and then it's just like dude. What the fuck do I do and the other thing about Warcraft is that camps never
Respawn right so the second that one is off the map. It's gone permanently
So you can never even make up that XP disadvantage ever
Right, so there's like an experience difference between two players
It's literally impossible for one player unless he completely cheeses to ever be able to win
Wow! Wow!
Is that the sound of your head?
Do you guys hear what I mean?
Oh wow!
We say StarCraft is bad, then?
Well, I've never played StarCraft, but I would assume yes.
There's a reason why Warcraft always has less than a thousand players, right?
And it's because it's so beginner-unfriendly.
We're over here, and I'm going to need to bring Heron,
and then we're going to get his picks.
He will also allocate who he thinks is the second most deserving player on the team.
team it could be your box it's a free choice by the captain no metrics will be
you're not gonna lie if I don't get the second pick that'd be crazy bro that'd
be crazy I was at the only guy besides Hera that won his round that's all I'm
gonna say yeah let's try to get everyone in I'm just gonna give a roll call for
everyone
All players, please join us.
The great first day of the event chat.
Thank you for all the support.
It was an absolutely incredible day.
We couldn't have asked for anything better.
Team Omega takes the cake with a 3-2 victory.
One inside of here, as we discussed.
First of all, the man of the hour is here.
Hera with back-to-back victories,
and your team won as well.
Grats, how do you feel?
Thank you, it was a team effort for sure.
So shout out to my team.
Well done, guys.
I'm very proud of them.
Very happy to take the win as well.
And of course big shout out to Yamato in the last match. I think it was really good
That really good like you know form for them really good fights and well played to their team as well
Great set of role like a lot of fun not to the last game of everything. So I love that
Yeah, we're putting the fast thing back
We talk you can
Are you will not play against me and dodges your shit too by the way?
I can't wait till the money gets humbled bro, they're going to be the humbler.
I can't wait.
I'll take that PayPal.
Tyler, just tell me why did you not play the 1v1 though?
Because I thought it was Pox and I have a 35% win rate against Night Elf.
Brother, you have a 40% win rate against everything.
Are you some kind of dipshit?
I do not bro.
I do not.
Well, he's actually right.
Tyler has his 0% win rate in tournaments this week.
This is the other one, right?
Yeah, I forget my team events, bro.
The real bracket starts tomorrow, and we'll see.
Period.
Yeah, we'll see.
All right, we'll see.
Lose your fourth one of the week.
Can't wait.
That is, you haven't won shit either, bro.
We're giving everyone shit!
I got further than you in the Jinxie tournament, and I was saying one more bracket today.
You've never won anything in your life.
Uh, Joey, kind of like Kira.
Wait, hold on.
You're laughing at Max the Little Boy, you're a trash polo rifle player.
Yeah, I'm an old polo guy.
I totally admit that.
You're fully right.
Okay, so Tyler, if I haven't won anything, then why is it that your team isn't choosing
their opponents today then?
Mary's horrible?
We're gonna ask you somehow?
Blaming his team again?
What else is new?
That's a cat.
What the fuck?
I'm just saying.
No fits, Mary.
What do you mean, Mary?
I don't want a teammate anymore! I don't care! Fuck everybody here! I don't care!
I don't want a teammate anymore!
Fuck you, Todd!
Believe me, that's not a victory!
Fuck you!
You're fucking welcome for the 4v4 win!
You cook, you cook, Barry!
You don't have to do anything, they're just fighting amongst themselves.
Yeah, I gotta work his done voice.
The team, the portion is over now, it doesn't matter anymore, okay?
Sorry, Grubby, I just had to get back to you.
No, no, this is great.
Who is one of the 2v2's 4v4s?
We just suck at 1v1s for some reason.
Yeah, just meet us in the 4v4.
We'll kick your ass any day.
Yeah, we'll fucking kick your ass any day.
Next tournament is going to be 4v4,
but we've got to also progress the show
and we're going to give Team Omega the right
to choose their first opening opponent.
So, you know, Hera,
your choice is going to be the first one.
The privilege of the captain,
and all the pressures of the world that rest on you as you had to decide what to do in
this clan were completely by yourself with no help from Pox or anyone else at all. Who
are you going to be picking for your playoffs opponent? Will you reach for the stars? Or
will you reach for the low hanging fruit? Only enemy team. You pick your opponent and
then you allocate the second most deserving player on your team by any metric that you
Do and then you pick the third player that can pick their bracket order the fourth one gets a choice at all
Yeah, that's good. Okay, listen. I
Had a discussion who gets him out. Oh, I don't want to be that person. I'm sorry guys
So I will take the weak link
Because that's just best for me. So I'm gonna go with I'm sorry guys. I'm gonna go with Tyler one
That's your shit are we first game of the day could be first game today, bro
I'm going to piss you off at 7am tomorrow.
You're going to start your day shitty, bro.
What an idiot you are.
Try to lose this bracket.
I cannot wait.
I can't wait.
Perfect.
Tyler, Tyler, if I flip a coin tomorrow that has better chances of being me than you do,
because you have 40% on rate, got to remind you of that once again.
Also, you have chance for 1v1 and you step down for this.
So you have 0 aura, you're yelling at your teammates and you have a 40% on rate.
It's not looking good.
100% of the games I was in I'm a team player
I'm not an ego maniac who has to make the show entirely about him and take two one-to-one spots in a row
I just you did bro. You have an ego. No, we're the best in the world. We worked well
Park stepped down. We worked well as a team. We have no animosity between each other and I'll see you tomorrow one
Tyler what are you saying? I don't know if you know this I'm 1-0 versus you in League of Legends by the way
The game is 15 years old.
Oh my god, you told me.
Oh, see now he's got a fanboy.
See, you see what I mean?
Grab me that fanboy.
I can't even prove without just getting...
It wasn't going to sign his Steam profile.
He would be a Steam autograph.
Of course, bro.
Of course.
It's okay.
It's tomorrow.
Okay.
I allocate guys out of the team.
I'm going to allocate Pox next just because I think he is the next best player.
I think he deserves to take it.
And then...
Yeah.
I'm actually hanging there.
Your next Dante is good morning.
Wait, what the fuck?
How can I watch Planet?
Wait, hold on. I was the only other person that won his bracket and I don't get second!
You know what? I'm switching sides. I'll be rocking his shit tomorrow.
Bro, I told you it's not a team game anymore. I will, don't worry.
Hi guys, what a turn of events.
Pox, who do you choose for your opponent?
Your choices are simply Yamato-Kannon and Mary-Maevi.
I am going to pick Yamato-Kannon.
Wow!
What is he doing this?
That's cool.
I want a Tyler, but Tyler was taken, so I go after Yamato.
That's crazy.
Okay.
I mean, these are insane matchups, by the way.
I wonder what the final two are going to be.
I mean, the fate is in you guys' hands.
I'm unable to rig this bracket.
You guys are rigging it yourself.
Hera, it's your call.
Who's going to be the third?
Maxim, get a piece of shit!
OK.
All right.
You know what, I would say that Dante can take.
For me, it's like fine.
If it's so important for you, then you
can pick the next opponent.
And I wish maybe it's Mary, because your first match
was insane was the best the best game ever okay technically okay technically I
mean you already picked Maxine but I mean you guys can still discuss okay I'll
let it happen you all agree alright Dante's you get to pick interesting do
you guys okay let me ask simply what race do you play again
night out hold on a second here this is how important this
It is for you Dante. You don't even do study on your opponents
Are you so far up the the other cool events in your life happening that you don't know anyone else in this event?
Grubby grubby grubby. Let me explain something to you my brain cannot handle that much information
I know that I buy dark ranger. I suck someone off and then I hope that I fucking away
And that's about all I know how to do. There's nothing else that goes on in this fucking brain
So no, I do not know the races that anybody plays
Okay, simply you might answer.
Yes, I played night elf.
Okay, simply, assume that me and you battle against each other 100 times.
How many times are you winning?
100 times.
Alright, Max and Ari is back, bro.
You know what, Max and you can take him then.
I'll go for the rematch against Mary.
Oh my god, bro.
Yeah, you better hope I don't fucking plant a haul.
plant a hall at the goblin factory again okay motherfucker you have like the
most freakiest weird fucking strat that it just throws me off like I just and
you're just gonna do the same thing again this is gonna be so fucking you're
actually so fucking annoying yeah well that's how I'm gonna win the tournament
first it's gonna be your motto that's all it's gonna be dude
Come on now. Mary's gonna fuck you up bro. Insta lower bracket bow. Yeah, we'll see you all down in your model
Instantly blunders. So with the brackets set now in the way that they are with maximum having
Already staying up very late today, but I promise to try and do what I can to start his section of the bracket earlier
I've made sure that one half of the bracket finishes their part on the first half of the day
And the other half of the bracket finishes their part on the second half of the day
We're playing eight best of threes tomorrow. Everyone is playing exactly two matches. One winner bracket, one loser, two winner brackets.
That's what you're gonna play. That means that Hera-Tiler maxim simply, one of you four, is gonna be eliminated tomorrow.
And because Maxim is in that quadrant, in that half of the bracket, we're gonna play that one out early.
So we're gonna start with Hera-Tiler, just like Tyler prophesized, even though he didn't really know.
And after that it's going to be maximum simply then there will be the upper bracket semifinals and the lower bracket round as well
That's four rounds. Then we're going to get to the second half
So so who is here playing in the losers bracket first would it be Dante's or Mary? Maybe?
It would be Herob Tyler winner bracket then maximum simply winner bracket
And then I actually have to check my notes the next the third match of tomorrow
is going to be upper bracket round 2 and the fourth map is lower bracket round 1
so in other words if you win Tyler you will play 1 and 3.
If you win Hera loses who's he playing is what I'm trying to get to.
Oh for the first part of the bracket it doesn't flip in round 2 it flips so in
In other words, the loser of Hera Tyler meets the loser of Maxim Simpli.
So what time does the second, like me and Mary, what time does our game start then?
You guys will be next up.
I might actually, I mean, I don't know if it matters because everyone's involved for everything anyway.
So yeah, it doesn't matter, the order.
Dante's Mary, maybe.
What's that?
I do not want 7am.
Well, you're not you're already not but do you want to be as late as possible Mary?
I mean are you cool with that Dante's or? Yeah, that works, another one. Yeah later the better.
Yeah, okay this is of course I mean Yamato is always awake he literally doesn't sleep and
either way has to be involved for the lower bracket round one or the upper bracket round two.
So everyone's gonna be involved no matter what but just starting a little bit later would be good
for the Americans here so that means that after the first four matches fifth match will be Pox
box and Yamato cannon. Yeah, and this is estimated to be around. And you see, and it's an estimation,
it's a rolling schedule, which means when the previous series ends, we'd like to start
the next one as fast as possible to keep it snappy. 6pm Netherlands time, since we're
starting at 2pm. So it's 2pm, 3pm, 4pm, 5, 6pm is when the Yamato cannon box match would
start. That is New York time noon. And Pacific time Los
Angeles, 9am. That's when it's estimated to start. But make
sure to keep an eye on the progression of the brackets,
you know, when things start, okay? Yep. Okay, okay. Then the
pieces are set. The rest is up to you guys. Thank you for
joining the show today. Enjoy your rest, your sleep, your
practice, your preparation. Everyone, you did a great job.
We'll see you guys tomorrow for one-on-one alter of champions
Dude on what fucking
Do I not get like second pick what the fuck was that?
All right, give me a second
Okay, so that means tomorrow the white the Warcraft is gonna start at what time then I'm guessing we're probably gonna start at like
1245 one ish
That's not bad then that's not bad. Okay, cool
Unmuted by the way, and I already left the already left the call
All right guys now it's time for league so I have a question I have a question what?
What why don't have four grubby tabs open? What the fuck guys have a question
How the fuck could I realistically win tomorrow? Does anybody have an actual answer is there any way or is it or like I just lost
It is what it is I
Think to one and on this or bit too much for the Warcraft crowd. Yeah, we were
It would work if you don't play Leakdown, you play Warcraft, yeah, I got a challenger
and they got on about that one.
Alright, let's do it, guys.
Uh, Grand Master Climb continues three games away.
Boom, baby!
Let's go.
Alright, is Leaknaught opening?
What the fuck is this?
Marlin vid first then league
Let me get a few of the games in and then we'll do the Marlin video reaction because I think that would be a like really funny
It's really like three games
I'm coaching Jinx today. I mean if he wants me to
That's always gonna be my answer, bro
You know challenge of the day after but you don't get another chance at this turning if you lose tomorrow
yeah but it's like I was saying bro I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna be honest
listen up listen up listen up listen up we're gonna put up a fight tomorrow I'm
just gonna have to figure out like an off-offstream cheese strategy that works
like if I can find some kind of cheese off-stream strategy maybe we could get it
done genuinely study her now there's someone is studying like okay but can I
Can I talk to you guys first? I can I want to talk candidly everyone listen up a while ago. I played in
League tournaments, okay, I played in League tournaments with the team and
my thought process was always the same it was
I'm never gonna get to a point where I'm a better pro player than the pros because they spend 12 hours a day
Practicing to be pros right
But what I can do is I can find a way to mold everything about around what I am good at so that I do have a chance of winning
You see what I'm getting at?
So that's why it's like for me right now. I don't think me sitting there and practicing Warcraft and like oh
Let me try this. Let me try that. Let me get better at creeping
That's not gonna matter because the the others have been doing that for 12 hours a day for fucking three weeks now
What I have to do is I have to off-stream have an autistic 40 year old that has played Warcraft for like his entire life
DM me and say yo don't us this strategy is easy enough that even a retod like you can execute it
And then I'm like wait a second. I practice after like two hours, and then tomorrow we boot it up and try going fucking crazy
Like that's here just what it is. It's a delay on. Oh, no, it's not. Oh, okay guys. I'll see you in 30 seconds. Hold on
that has played warcraft for like his entire life
DM me and say yo don't test this strategy is easy enough that even a
retod like you can execute it
and then I'm like wait a second I practice after like two hours
and then tomorrow we booted up and try going fucking crazy
like that's here just what it is
is it delay on oh no it's not oh okay guys
i'll see you in thirty seconds hold on
yeah what's up guys
thirty second away has been added
sonia removed away all the action decided that
all what are we gonna do for caffeine
i want to get caffeine up right now
when you get a craft up guys to get kept the fuck up
Armageddon is taking so long, baby.
WHAAAA?
Alright, let's do it guys.
Woo!
I'm gonna be honest, if we find more opportunities for Wukong today, I cannot play some more
Wukong.
I was enjoying it a lot, yes sir.
Like, way more than I should have.
Do you know if I feel like laugh at 6-7 jokes, have higher IQ?
You know that Ashley doesn't surprise me.
Because the thing about 6-7 is that it's not funny because it's funny.
It's funny because it's not funny.
And if you're somebody that sits there like it's not funny because it's not funny, then
it just shows that you don't understand humor.
Does that make sense?
So it's like, yes, I agree.
Laughing at 6-7 jokes indicates, hi IQ.
Play some more Warwick.
We can do some more war work today. If I say a good game for it, I'd be down.
Alright.
You gotta go gorilla mode on this game, fax.
Alright, let's see what we can do now.
I think our best angle...
You know what tops about Volkter looks solid, but it's like, I don't know.
How many games where are you from gem right now?
Oh, does anybody know the exact number? I want to say three. I want to say three.
Uh, one, three, six, seven, eight. Yeah, we're about three wins away. We're about three wins away.
I saw Burning Jungle and Warwick. I already got a Penta. Jesus.
What are you fucking talking about?
Some vehicle games say too?
Maybe bro, maybe.
We can honestly do anything today, truly.
I didn't realize that I'd be starting my stream later tomorrow.
I thought that tomorrow my stream would be starting at like 8am and it would be like
Warcraft for 10 hours straight until like 6pm.
But now that I only have to like actually get about like 1, well now I have to get about
like 1130 to work out but actually means that we have like time like we're good
from the trick album you'll drop 50 kills like Adam all right we're gonna be
playing for the gromp and then upwards it's top to bottom for close to
Okay, so we're gonna do nose, we're gonna play for the wolves and after the wolves we'll
look on the rappers to crugs I mean so what the game is actually looking really
chill for us traded one for two but we got over on top
Yeah, you guys remember when 5 seconds ago the game was looking really chill?
I'm gonna be awesome for a sub.
As I play with Mara, I always tell him that you know there's not.
But depending on having Jinx, he played Nuchan because he's not built for holding Q.
So I don't know if you watched the end of yesterday's stream, but before he started reacting to Drake's album,
actually got a really good at holding his Q on more whack.
So now I think he's gonna be okay bro.
I think I'm just gonna commit for this here.
The thing is, I could have reset, maybe it's like look for slowing, but not only was worth
it at all.
I could have like, stopped my reset and a high-keep if I'm welcome, thank you.
I just got home from work, how was some Warcraft?
Ah, the Warcraft was good, it was good.
We ended up going 2-0 in our format, and then afterwards our team lost their TV2.
Hold on, I'm going to say.
Oh my god.
And then afterwards we had this, like, Cranmore that was a 4v4, but...
I'm going to be honest, I didn't really like the Cranmore.
Like, to be completely real.
Cause the problem with the Krone War is that it just felt too like chaotic.
Like I remember when Tyler1 hosted a Warcraft tournament at one point, he did like this
free for all, whether it was I think like 4 or like 6 people, and how it worked is that
you would just play on like a 6 player map, and then it was like free for all, you know?
So you could like make alliances, you could do shit, it was like a lot of fun.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' TOTAL?
Like, the crime war just felt too galactic for me.
And uh, it's definitely okay if I'm not coming.
Thank you.
Jhinxu wants a second challenge to just be Vibra, very similar to work in playstyle.
Now I don't think so.
I think Vibra would be too hard for him.
Like I'm not I'm not saying that sarcastically because why but a lot of his value comes in the fact that like he W's
I'm an upper it's he like kites run until he can W again
It's too chaotic for him
He'd be when it was like Wukong would be a way better champion that like accomplishes that same kind of thing right because like Wukong
You don't really need to sit them like activate your
Your neurons like you just something you fucking like go crazy
all right as you are full manner bro like you got to get some shit fucking done
bro please please
it's even made look on this here
I don't I hope T1 and curbsom's hair tomorrow now I'm gonna be honest that
harris which up was crazy
that was a yasha crazy
no fucking him you with the last pic
this
no
I mean it's sad, it's just sad.
Uhhhh... he ults.
Ohhhh fuck me, I mean I just have cancer.
Like if I would have sat there and I would have actually managed to get that smite on the crab,
I'd need to pay more attention to it.
Cause if I would have gotten that smite on the crab, it would have been level 6 and I would be 6 and he would...
What did you think of the Drake album?
Well I didn't actually listen to the album, I listened to the Drake app until Jinxy got
off and it was complete ass, I'm going to be honest.
I guess like Drake Glazers were happy with it because he just talked about like fucking
random girls or like being mad and still buttered over the Kendrick Lamar shit for like an hour.
But I feel like for any regular listener, that was a very hard thing to listen to.
Extremely hard to listen to.
They talked about Fulcrum and we'll look on the dragon.
I just want to look on my buffs to crush them afterwards.
If we look on the boss and then afterwards somehow find a play on the dragon, it's going
to be nice.
the next three disadvantage I'm very close to all these I'm newest this match
probably over no not at all bro not at all so let me share something okay right
now these are the kills we have seven the enemy team has nine right when you
look at these things these are the turrets the enemy has no turrets okay
when you look at this this is dragons and we have no dragons so so far even
though the enemy team is up two kills they have no objectives they have nothing
So, absolutely not. Not anywhere like this game isn't even like, there isn't even a decisive like early game winner right now.
I'm like, forget about the mid game light game, like that's not even, that's not even the frameworks yet.
I'm gonna skip the bot side to share, because if I go for their Dragon and Contestants we're going.
So I'm just keeping my eyes on the dragon to make sure that the volleyball lesson started.
So you guys see how volleyball is top?
That means I could probably honestly maybe even do like grubs into Dragon or no grubs into Mid-Gang.
I know AP Zins also I kind of retarded but I don't think he would ever win a 1v1 against a 3v2 stack Hecran.
I don't see that ever happening.
So we see that Kramas relatively low, I'm going to try for one second.
i guess that's like fine
forcing out some flashes
carmen kill jaymen flash i think
what i'm wondering here is how do i want to path
the spy gang bot
you know my bot doesn't have an anti kill against draven
I mean yeah, I don't think they should have a deal either to be honest
Alright, let's see if we can look on this here.
Do you use pure workout here?
That's all I use.
I thought it says a clap only when I walk.
Okay, so now what we're gonna have to do is we're gonna have to play on the Wolves,
and after Wolves we'll see if we can play on the Grubs.
Oh, there are not Grubs but Grom.
We can easily look for something top here as well.
Like a low key should be free.
Okay, maybe I could play on this Raptors, I'm sure.
Fuck.
Maybe I'll look on the cover and crab, crab, crab.
Crab's gone.
Fuck.
As for any champs for any of them, I'm the ace in TomLakam, thank you.
Same as your jinx, you messed everything up but we'll get value and iron.
What a champ like Wukong, yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
Because Wukong is kind of just like auto-attack. Stand your ground and fight.
I need champions like that are great in iron. Wukong, Jax.
Jax the E requires a little bit of mechanics of him.
I'm gonna run up here cuz I fully assume that boy bar is gonna go like wrappers into red and then
crugs
you know if you're a few get that good free bro but i cannot stay
I think I'm gonna have to look for something to bot them.
Show jhinx to the board from yesterday and stop giving me a thought positive shape for
the answer asking questions.
You mean my board would game from yesterday?
Did I drop like 20 kills in the RnR's for logging?
Oh, this is very nice.
Ah!
ECS. Fuck, boy!
I'm just seeing the monkey boning section of the Vodai, generally flakular, nothing.
Nah, it's not bad.
He just seems to get over his own self-doubt, that's all it is.
Because a lot of times it's self-doubt and second guessing that's going to make you do
play save otherwise.
all it is bro also guys I just want to say the last time I streamed Warcraft I
averaged 500 viewers today was over 2,000 that's fucking crazy so the fact
that so many guys are even so willing to watch him play other games it's like
It's very comforting.
Feels nice.
Well, makes you want a lot more fun too.
Don't worry about it.
Such a cock sucker.
I want to ult for max range.
Nice.
that was a crazy Tilia W. I hope it results in something. Do you think GenC Clubs boosted
you a lot in terms of your ship? Okay, do you want to see something? Chat type one if
guys want to say something.
This is unironically the Jinxy effect.
So it's like, yeah.
I got more followers this month than I got in the entire
last year. You know what I mean? It's like, now that guy, eternally grateful, eternally
grateful, like that actually was. Alright, let's even look on the dragon now. Alright,
So now we're gonna look on the giant map for us to clear wrappers to Gromp.
Guys, you put this a little bit louder. I'm lowkey feeling like the vibe right now.
Like I'm lowkey feeling the movement. I don't know if you guys are shaking your chair a little bit too.
Ooh, I'm feeling it.
I
Hit me with their humor hit me with that Michael Carlson
Perfect. I know I just go for this.
What are the name of your performance today in Moorcraft?
I think my performance in the 1v1 was okay.
Mid game, but my early game was really bad.
And I think in the crime war, it's like...
I'm gonna be honest, I think it was just like communication gap.
those communication gap and it's a blacked up worm brush and a con where it's just shit
and uh, shmack the parents on blockin
thank you
Alright, let's head on now, guys.
When you're playing the rest of the gromp and the naps, you know what I'm gonna do, sure?
Go on, Jayce, let's do it.
Although there is a chance that Bally comes here.
I'm gonna love this house for it.
I
It's no way up to get this and after a second we second my serpents. I should not you know, everyone's that fuck this shit
What's the song name this one is called Michael Cowfan resurrection?
If I'm not mistaken, I think it actually came out before Dragon Ball Z song.
I think the Dragon Ball Z song was actually inspired after this one, although I could
be wrong.
I think I might have trolled.
Oh.
Okay.
Come on.
Okay
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ever since I started to take more cap recently, every time I like
skimmer go crazy I it's like people that get it get it like I can't put into words
called Tyler he's crying but I was on live anyone little little diddy blood
Oh, okay.
Spray up slug.
Bye bye.
Try and put you in the worst place.
Have I played Subnautica too yet? Nooo.
I'll have to get him down in case someone else plays but...
I'll have to not play yet.
What's the best sovereign champ for beginners?
which everyone's like fun bro we're gonna be miserable some are as well fun
while miserable and uh Necro family the time
I'm uh, Falsh down the farm, so I'm Roger down the farm. Thank you guys.
I wonder if we get Arshad for something, okay?
OOOH!
Oh, got the flash, got the flash.
I'm resetting in case, uh, in case you have an ult from base.
How do you know when you should abandon your lane and start keeping fights and stuff instead?
Normally that's what they experience.
I rule of thumb is if your turret is down then you should look for a place like that, but until your turret is down then that's fine.
Hey, not bad guys.
Yo, whatever you do to now, look at the last two digits of my LP.
Two and three from Garmastro, let's go.
2 wins away.
I don't care what you guys want to see, what champs you want to see.
And 10 cents of welcome.
Thank you bro.
Resem been doing it on Wukong.
I'd be down for a Warwick game.
We could do Sawhand.
I'd really down for Wukong game bro.
Might be super down for it.
We could do Viego as well.
Any champs you guys see on the screen right now are champs I'm down for.
I'm down for looking
When she stopped bombing your jungle I want your team starts fighting or one objective starts bombing
But something you stop is just how you prioritize other stuff in the set
What song is this dude?
This is number 7 in my Comforter playlist.
Wukong, Viego, Warwick. Ooh, a lot of people are saying, a lot of people are saying Wukong
and Warwick. Warwick, bring out the Viego. Can you please tell Wukong Educational? I'd
love to actually. Jindalmer, I said no. Hey, I'm the Grandmaster Gatekeeper. You're not
getting in. You're so stupid. You're not going to gatekeep me out of Grandmaster, you shut
I
Can you yell out, but do we every time you get a kill you know location I don't see see Cadim's ass
What is that is there a clip that I'm unaware of
Okay so we're gonna be hovering the leeson, uh can you Fp leeson please?
I don't want them to get it.
I'd love if he could first pick cause I really do not want to play against him sometimes.
Let's favorite this guy here, or favorite him as this.
Who is playing lead this patch bro?
He was just buffed, highest pick rate jungle in the game almost.
It's this guy right?
Fuck do you mean cappa nerf?
They reduced his WCD by 5 seconds.
Okay I'm actually getting rage rated.
Bro why the fuck am I allowing myself to get rage rated am I retarded?
Can you please play Wukong game for me and only me?
You know what bro, it's like you're the most recent sub so maybe I should.
It's an Udyr.
Let me see how Wukong does it too.
you know what okay fine we'll do it it looks to get this game
looks at this game chat wants to sponsor me a mecha kingdom's wukong skin
Wait. What? I don't know Mucon. Why would I do? Why would I do?
You can sponsor me!
You're gonna shiggle your tits now what?
Yeah I will and I'll suck my nipples on camera.
What?
I'll suck my nipples on camera until there's like juice coming out of it and I'm crying and screaming and coming everywhere.
I love you fuck shit and sit back
BABY I LOVE YOU SIT BACK NOW
Yey, easy as fuck
Oh across the room
It's sucking your nipples now, dude, maybe I should have on this one.
Oh shit!
Wait, end of spur, I'm gonna fight again for two shots.
Thank you, bro.
Alright, spur, I'm gonna give you a crazy bukkong game, are you ready?
Oh wow, this guy's challenger.
Challenger Udyr versus the Don Kong, baby.
See, I don't have the Don Kong right now, shall we?
How many subs are bits for you to play Bees on the Table?
Dude
Drake?
Bees on the Table?
Is that what the song is actually?
I can't believe it, that's what it's called.
What a retarded song.
Wait, we need to hear the Bees on the Table.
These on the table these on the table
Did like it what kind of retard with the lesson to that unironically genuine question like what kind of a fucking brain that
Retard you have to be
Okay, but my game is starting
Oh yeah, there it is.
Put it on!
Strawberry Spice!
Dude, does she have some kind of like...
Yeah, just put it on, it's a good song!
Strawberry Spice!
Okay, that's enough of that.
I'm gonna be... that's enough of that.
Yeah, so I can lock the cat's outchart.
I gotcha.
Alright.
Close the door.
Oh!
Oh, fuck!
Alright, I'll see you guys.
You'll know our match might end up in the high-key, real.
Alright guys, here's our game for the Wukong game.
I must be strong because I'm playing wu kong
if I read somebody type this in my channel time to kill himself instantly
so if I get nobody typed that means that the team vibes are good right now
good team vibes good team vibes means potential wins
Oh no, I started W. Oh that's... Oh no that's...
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin'... Oh no that's for the...
Best hacker in the world.
Oh, that's really bad.
Ah whatever, blah blah blah, boss music. We're gonna forget how it even happened.
Oh wow, wow, wow.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Fuck!
Fuck!
You guys don't know about this fucking doll?
That's heck with the world.
Ah, guys, it's actually so bad because you're not even supposed to put a point in your fucking W in the early stages of the game.
Like, I'm not even kidding this.
It's a loss to believe you're supposed to level up.
If you're even supposed to level up before your poker, I don't think you're supposed to.
I mean it could have been worse now it comes up stop coping your fucking piece of shit
like a genuine agenda could not been worse like I'm not kidding agenda can
on this you know an educational congame yeah gosh I guess we're gonna do now
so we're gonna clear our bot side and then afterwards we're gonna have to
can test this crab. Now because we fucked up the early clear, it kind of makes things
very hard for us. I like when I say very hard, I mean like very hard. Because
Udyr's are jamming, I can always like folk clear very quickly. So if we get to
the crab late, then we're gonna get double crab. So we just seem like
unironically able to get the best here. I'm actually gonna smite this. I think me
getting to the gromp on timer is more important than me getting there with
might real talk so I'm gonna ping this and this in case your show shows up
and then now we're just going to play on the booth I have a what
What?
Nice, faggot.
Oh, but I'm clutching my team to try to chase Victor, so I ended up dying for no reason, that's unlucky.
Damn.
They were actually clutching it too.
until they decide to do it very well so they did.
Yes, we're gonna get double longsword here and then afterwards out of base I'm gonna path to the top crab.
So now guys, why am I pathing to the top crab here?
It's because the problem is that if I decide to go for the blue buff bottom crab, I have no other camp to take, right?
But if I run straight to the top crab then I can take top crab and then retop on my boat there and it's like chill.
Do you see what I'm getting at?
So it's like you want a path not based on like what is up but on what will be up
especially in your early stages of the game. So in case like this where I died
before I didn't finish my full clear it's a million times better for me to path
towards like this and the top crab and then re-sign my clear then it would be
to like go here and then I'll have to like path it around.
Okay so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play on this.
Honestly not bad at all. I know we can play on a rapper since of the move up.
I'm gonna get another longsword just so I can afford it.
Normally one rush Sheen on Mukong, but I wasn't able to escape instead of sort of this.
I'll just stack longswords.
So out of base, Udyr saw my wrappers, right?
So that means that his entire jungle's up.
So my guess is that he's gonna play for top to bottom clear.
So if I go for an invade on his wrappers here, then he gives me a timer where then after I can co-cure bot to top,
by the time I get to my top side all those camps are gonna be respawning. Let's see if I'm right.
I was wrong.
This is so boring. I missed here just to fuck up level 1 with my BoD.
Like this is all cascaded fact.
So I'm gonna play on the blue and then after it's bought the top bokeh. Let's go.
No way I'm getting- KILL US!
Stop doubts.
You can easily achieve challenge without having to choose if you study minds of it.
what the fuck are you discussing?
this is unironically like the worst game for me to try to be educational
by the way, there's nothing about this in the song
alright so now I guess we just play for the right of them and after it stops like that
Alright, let's go up top to buff them here and let me show you a fun one.
Good news is that Kledis is actually smashing me right now so I'm happy with that.
So we're getting in now so we're just going to play for our top sec here and then afterwards
I guess I could look for the Wolfson to like, I don't even know, maybe like, botcrap into dragon mostly.
Can you saw tempo of the Bukhawang or the Udyr?
So at this point, no. At this point, the only thing that I can do is try to safely farm camps and then just be a slave for my team.
What's that?
I mean, I need to just be a slave.
Because I'm never gonna get to a point where it's like I'm actually like relevant within the game.
So I'm just gonna have to act as like a CC bot for my team.
And what's the best way as a jungler that you can be a slave by taking dragons so that's the reason why what I'm gonna
Do is I'm just gonna go wolves and then after wolves we're gonna be level six so we can contest dragons easy with alt
And then we're going to start fighting up
Once I'm level six I have a big advantage on the Udyr because Udyr doesn't actually get like a real alt right so because of that it makes it so that um
Post six but when your alt does up you're just always in the jungle
you
Well, this is terrible
Oh shit
Wait, Jock, they were the 20 gifted. Jesus Christ.
I'm just going to say.
I'm going to like Charby, I'm a little bit here.
Juan Jock, I'm going to hit you with a fucking crazy one here. Are you ready for it?
Yo, you guys know about the fucking Donald?
Best hacker in the world.
No matter the challenges ahead,
stay focused.
Ahhhh!
Nice work.
And Edwin there in the palace hall.
Nice, okay we're winning this one guys, don't worry about it.
Ascend into a knight thing guys, no subs at all.
So now guys, what did I teach Jinxie?
What did I teach Jinxie?
When the enemy jungler gives you cancer, what do you do?
You give them cancer.
You just have to type like a retard and the good thing is that I'm on shimmer mode so
they don't even know it's me, hopefully.
Alright, so let's get this on top of the bot, don't put a look on the drag.
Azudir APR-18? Oh, that's the fucking beauty of it, bro, you can do both.
But even if he builds AD, he still does a fucking magic damage.
Ask me how that makes sense.
Fondas, how does it make sense?
IT DOESN'T!
IT DOESN'T! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! IT DOESN'T! IT DOESN'T!
It doesn't. It doesn't.
Then why is it like that?
NO ONE KNOWS!
NO ONE KNOWS! No one fucking knows, but I'm gonna fucking kill people.
Keeping Toms...
in game.
Alright, so now we have to look on the dragon after this.
So I'll say I want to play on the dragon, but the issue is that we're not strong enough.
Maybe we can look on the sun.
Yeah, of course we're cheesing around in blue.
What else are you going to do, bro?
Guys that abandoned them at fucking births, and now it's like running around the whole
map trying to find them.
Maybe it'll show up to this birthday, yeah, fucking cheers, bro, he's never showing up.
You fucking cheese all game on Udier. I'd fucking disown you too you fucking bastard fucking piece of shit
It's literally like having a son that invades all game on Udier is like having a son that just like goes to day cares and starts
killing random children
You know what I mean? It's like
Like how do you even sit there and like
Make excuses for that really?
hold us back
Oh my god, you just got fucking annihilated
All right nice
At least it's probably not the back off, but honestly if a car can get this go to I know she'd be able to go
Next game, can you cheese educationally?
I mean like, keep in mind that the only reason why I got cheese this game is because I fucked
up by starting my W on the 1.
It's genuinely just so sad.
Like I can't even like, put words into it.
We're going to have to play on the red and then afterwards we need to look up for the
top spot for ok.
And then if we can play on the dragon even better.
I like that our clutter is doing extremely well.
What I don't like is that he hasn't really gotten a lead in the last few minutes though,
so like even though he did it super well early, he's starting to like fall off a little bit.
But there's good news.
He has a Sir Kled skin and he's building lethality.
That tells me he's a Kled one trick.
And if he's a Kled one trick, I have faith in him, genuinely.
I feel like Kled players are like those one tricks where it's like they're always going
to perform on your team, always.
Like it's not like Yasuo players, you know what I mean?
sometimes they perform other times and like that is just always like in system
So pro tip when it comes to flaming someone, if you really want to tell them to put random
question marks and type like you're genuinely retarded, it makes them so fucking mad.
Cause they're like, how the fuck am I losing to a retard and then they start playing even
worse.
Let's see.
I know the studio is like, dude, this fucking retarded piece of shit is just flaming me.
I need to kill him. I don't know what happens.
I don't even can chase this. Good Q!
Honestly, about to top folk art again.
I played Quinn Jungle, no not yet.
I'm not going to them like I'm telling you I can play shit on a pack room. This game is like fucking a monkey though
Like it really is
What is it? What is this card?
Yes, let me run so you can blow my tower up
Nice, I'm just tilting my team too.
Great, so at least I'm fucking tilting everyone, that's good.
I'm tilting my bot lane, I'm tilting the enemy jungler and I'm tilting my top laner.
Also, even if I didn't have a generational impact positively on the Alchemist game, I
You are tilting me also? Perfect. Also tilting the viewers? Job all done.
I'm so sad
Not bad.
Okay, so now we just like top the bot fullpair and then we can play on the bot side.
I don't want to reset because I don't have any gold items.
So now we have to do this, we have to clear our bot side and then we need to play on
I'm gonna need to play on the, uh, the Carbons, if I can, I'm gonna make sure I'm good.
I'm gonna have an ult at end flash, so I'm very strong.
you
if he has self reports.
Alright, so now we're just resetting the mission again.
Just report him and hope that he's set enough.
No, I don't think it will be enough.
Because the thing is like it might be enough for maybe like a two, not even a two week ban.
Like a three day ban, but he needs to be like more overly racist for the reforma.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's see what we can do here.
I don't know what characters are good to play, literally anything though.
Literally anything that you think looks interesting
Oh, bro 1v4 we get fucking double sums on we're chilling
What we meant race like in WoW like he picked human and he wanted cats?
Okay listen let me explain something right now.
Stomp this Udyr for another 20 subs.
I got you but I got you.
This Udyr has no skin right?
He's challenger and he's invading every game.
I guarantee without a shadow of a doubt and he's racist.
I guarantee without a shadow of a doubt it's like a level 80 account with like a 70% rate.
i guarantee it
no one's on gromp, spectre, rob, and jostle, scar, edwin, ping, as well as subspeciesha
thank you
i thought so on no mana champs
i feel like it's just so weird honestly
like back in the day no mana used to be cool because they would always have like
these weird effects but nowadays it feels like ride just kind of like forces no
mana
just like force no matter
but it's it's very strange how they do it nowadays
i don't like it honestly
good
I mean it's rough if we're constantly solo-dying too, do you know?
I'm gonna wait right here.
flank
Okay, does he have serpents?
He's not getting serpents.
Is cl- wait.
Kled, are you getting serpents or not?
No!
Oh wait, at least I know how to play the curriculum.
And uh, Billy Theron, probably welcome.
Thank you.
Okay, I mean, if Lee has it then we should be fine,
but this shit just feels rough as fuck, bro.
Feels rough as a motherfucker.
On the bright side, they only got one dragon, so it's not like that terrible, but it's still a pretty fucking...
OOOH! Okay! She's fucking tearing through them, this could be good.
Let's get invader.
Nice, very good.
I'm gonna recruit the upwards here.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the Raptors and afterwards we're gonna be good.
I don't know bro, like I don't think I can actually look for something here.
100 gold away from our cleaver, will we be able to get it in time maybe?
good ol squad
guys genuine question we go for a band right now do you want to get rid of
the loose
oh shit
i don't know if we win this
dude i'm gonna be honest you can't do anything to the udyr
like we could if we actually looked for fights
but i don't know if we actually looked for fights maybe we could honestly
I'm my cleaver now so maybe if I yeah you know what I'll just try to get this
so I should be getting
you don't even tickle the odier and now it's really fucked up which is weird
because we should be able to deal with him if you have serpents but I guess
stock events like he was the biggest issue
let me just get an executioner son after executioners will get the sons
the
like if you can't do anything silent and why don't you grew but i feel like
that's a fair question to ask
I don't know if this works so hard every game.
Bewhaha ha ha, why hint, Kakmos, roll a fell stump.
There we go.
I thought that's the kind of shit we're going to be hitting them with.
Ah, it's just hard.
We probably thought he could have done this and not have sinned, our colleagues always
getting like engaged on first rather than getting flanks like it's hard
though
like here for example what the fuck is going on like at least in this one with
serpents right so we need Lee to be with us when the fights break out but he's
not and then afterwards the client gets engaged on every time so nothing happens
are either. Yeah, that's what it is.
There might be...
I need to get the wave.
Nice.
I have to ult for the moment's future.
What the- WHAT THE FUCK?!
You know, I'm gonna be honest, I think there's a genuine chance our column might be autofilled.
Sneaky Dragon? Nah, Sneaky Dragon doesn't work yet, bro.
you
I
Told you dear now
I mean, I don't know why we're mad.
You guys know motherfuckin' don't best heckle in the world.
That's the fucking turn of the century game. That's what we're looking for.
Gotta hit modada at the end of the game, see ya.
Oh, thank Christ, well, I'm gonna be honest winning this game. Oh my fucking God
What a fucking win bro Jesus
I now get to see the racist two-deer's IG animal was it
Silent restraint
Well, you know, it's actually so sad every time I get this top laner my team
He always like has fun with many likes me, but then when I have stream remote on and name plates are off
He claims the fuck out of me
No
Okay, I made it guys. It was like a level 70 or some shit some rough account. Let's have a look
Wow, who would have guessed like I legitimately
I LITERALLY CALL DAD! I LITERALLY CALL! I LITERALLY SAID IT!
I LITERALLY SAID IT'S LIKE A LEVEL 7 YEAR SOMING SM-
I LITERALLY SAID IT. That's crazy.
IT'S JUST AGAIN!
OH SHIT!
IT'S GOOOOOOOD!
Wait, DRUG!
HOLY FUCK!
IT'S GOOOOOOOD!
They went under 20, bro. Jesus!
But thank you!
And red jump, down 3-1, so I'll come back, pat down, pat on this one.
That is done 3-1, so I'm like...
Thank you!
Oh dear ban please, I need to ban Lee Sin.
They were my Wukong game, I went amazingly. Yeah I might do another one though, we'll see.
Cause that game didn't fulfill me at all.
Like it didn't feel like a good game.
I really didn't feel like a good game, so I want to get a good game going for us.
Alright guys, we're one win away from Grand
masta
you know that you want to first pack all show it
if he first picks miles and get smaller
all know
all know they get smaller minutes fucked
and that's not good
They're my Balvath? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Shit.
Okay, so we're gonna need Backline at Target access.
We need something with Dive. We need something with Dive this game.
Hecarim looks good, but I'd lowkey like Last Pick.
I would lowkey really like Last Pick here.
Last Pick I could do a crazy pick.
I
It's GG not an awesome game. I was in my house in a champion is broken
I
Have a really good feeling about mastery this game. Don't ask me why but I have a really good feeling about it
I should have a really good feeling about you this game.
Because the thing is, any team is 0CC, if I can just get a small lead I can transit down to a hard-winning game.
Dude, what? Wait, on what planet do you guys think Mastery is a bad pick here?
Any team is literally 0CC and we're getting chip on it, that's an auto attack jungler.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, but I'm looking fucking crazy, Jack, today.
Jesus.
YeeJettie?
We're ripping out the YeeJettie this game, we had to.
I definitely wanted to pat towards top, though.
one of the rare games I've had thought.
Alright, let's go.
I think we can go crazy.
Warg would have been bossed to this game against NoCc.
Yeah, but what did I say about this game that we needed if we wanted to win?
Backline target access for the smolder right? Look at our team comp. Our team
comp right now can fight front to back but we're never getting onto that
smolder ever. So I need a champion that can just get on top of them and go
fucking crazy on the backline and Warwick isn't a champion for that because
if I try that on Warwick I get ulted by Nami or Q'd by Nami and then afterwards
it's just fucked for me. It's really bad. Like trust me Yeez a good pick this game.
another good pick might have been blue cane, hecarim could have maybe been decent, slow
key, but Warwick, Wukong, I don't like Wukong in this game to be honest, because the issue
with Wukong in this game is that he doesn't have the, I'm going to kill myself, he doesn't
have the damage.
So I need a champion that have like crazy amounts of like damage and also like tarry back on max
You know what another interesting pick might have been this game too with the mouse of her?
Loki maybe viego could have been nice
Vega might have been nice as well, to be honest.
Okay, so I'm buying some of them and I'm sure they die. That's interesting.
Why is this guy ping Reven missing? What the fuck was Reven doing there?
all right we have to smite the crux here because i fucked up my early clear so i just didn't
get to crab as fast as possible.
i'm going to be honest i think there's a very high chance that top crab is already
gone though.
But let me walk through here then, because there should be a blue chunk or a blue ward
that spawns outside her.
Fucking hell of a crowd.
Shit.
Okay so we have to get a re-creep ball and then I'll also get another long sword.
Hard aggro.
Locally, I think an invader on the crux could be a very interesting play to go for here.
So what is Shibana trying to accomplish here exactly?
Wow, I'm gonna be honest, when I saw that you didn't buy any items, I genuinely from
above my heart assumed that I'd be able to live against her I was like no this
is free like I'm just gonna live I'll be fine and then I lost half my health to
two Q autos and then afterwards we just go far yes late game I trust yeah I know
We'll be okay.
Like I'm not kidding, we're gonna be fine here. Like we're actually not there.
I should play Master of the Dead ass? You're gonna see.
Just like I can play on each champs, like unironically.
I'm actually playing better on other champs than I haven't had for mine though.
Now what worries me is that if I go for my crotch turn I get a gated it's really bad.
Yo no way jitty just subbed.
No fucking way.
JITTY JUST SUBBED!
How'd you even get that fucking IGN dude?
That's crazy.
I mean, this boine has cancer.
Oh my god.
Okay so we have to just look on the barcrab, I'm gonna get level 6.
Dude how can the ribbon just be doing this?
I
Sorry GG
I mean
Is it over guys? What do you think? Yes or no? Yes or no? Yes or no? What do you guys think? Yes or no?
like my thrush walks up too far and then my mouths are all slayed so the thrush dies
when the ribbon engages
i mean they're so busted this patch i mean the ribbon is busted every patch
but loki listen hear me the fuck out we could unironically get it done though
like I'm not even kidding it still could be possible it's not over yet bro like
we saw them really see what's happening top and the mouse always still has his
right
Like it's impossible there's some possibilities
Please nice
that's one that's fucking one brawl take it please get a one on my my bread
I need one on my red because when I go for the barcank like that it leaves open
the possibility that you want to get in baby which we need to not happen and a
uh... batman and actually think that's the subs
you know what no matter what that i'm gonna die right but the fact that i
actually actually get the kill is fucking huge for me
Listen, I gang commit soon with the mouse are we win she has zero
Okay, no, but we're in a good spot. No, we're in a good spot. We can run the shit easy
Are you playing you bro fucking chill? We got this shit
My guys
Please bro
It's like the fucking airline passengers telling the pilot how to fucking fly the plane bro, like just chill
Wow, that was actually a perfect kill by me.
Crazy flash by her as well.
Nope.
okay guys I'm not even saying this
sarcastically bro we can fucking win
that shit like I swear to god I told
you trust in the fucking process
Ah, second enemy's teamwork.
No, Gwynsus, Gwynsus.
We need the Gwyns.
Let's see if we can look on a barcane, sure.
I'm at my thrush recall and I'm coming for a gank.
You're such a stupid...
That's fine.
You know all you new league players you guys are learning what it's like to actually play
this game now.
It's like now you know I'm not warping.
So I'm going to assume that my top side is getting invaded so I'm going to trade their
listen to me
I swear I got my fucking beast.
You guys like that Q to the minion to live?
I'm a fucking beast. I swear I'm not a fucking beast.
I know we just have to get this dragon, so Maus needs to rotate here.
I'll do like one full cast meditation.
So now as long as we get this dragon we solve this game out and as long as the game gets solved out
I wonder if I'm as easy as fuck.
It's here for me to kill.
Okay, so now we have to look on this top crab and then we can top the bot folk there.
You need Bork this game?
Nah, Gwyn's 2 seconds is going to be better.
Trust in the process.
I'm impressed you need to you need to like I don't want to say what you're talking about
to do that no but we we got a lot I'm sorry I like it I go
you
Oh my god, no if I would have turned a tiny bit earlier, fuck that was my fucking chipmunk!
Oh my god, we precious a human!
OH MY GOD, RAY, MY HAPPY LASER!
That's okay, that's okay.
That's something, that's something, that's something.
Hey, yin hi, logo!
Not good.
I mean, like...
That- does it get higher than this, bro? Like, what?
You know what I mean, like bro, please.
I'm not on the fucking Smurf account, bro.
Well, one win from Garmast, so we're not playing this show on the go.
Walk back, walk back, walk back.
I'm going to use my shield to kill him, but I'm going to use my shield to kill him.
So now we get this and we're good.
Are you master son?
Okay, we are not son with this.
I read one of you fuckers like Sanyan, I'm going my shit.
Locate might be a braver since you are held on.
Oooooh, okay everyone wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.
What?
No fucking way!
I'm so tilted. I'm actually so tilted. I'm fucking pissed off.
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! What?!
the music is so hard
can you imagine
when this race is won
turn on golden faces
and talk to somebody
raise my lead
and tell them that you're a good player
and bad man
and if we're gonna have our
autumn in one minute
Corky's here bad this game, I mean did he have to lane with a literal fucking piece
of shit for like 15 minutes and he matches to pull it out of his ass so I respect.
In my flash up next fight though we're gonna go crazy you guys are gonna see.
if
maybe a couple of shawarma
my fingers on the trigger right now guys I might have watched the second it's necessary
She's gonna go on, she's gonna go on, she's still out there.
I think we just saw his back. I'm a f**king disgusting piece of s**t.
Guys, I might be a disgusting piece of s**t. Wow, I might actually be a disgusting piece
of shit. How'd the Grubby Warcraft 3 tournament go?
Ummm, about it as well as you'd expect. But tomorrow day 2 of it starts so tomorrow it's
going to be like a little bit later in the day, I think it's also like new.
The cool thing about it is that the Grubby tournaments are typically going to end around
the time when I would normally like start my stream so it's not even like we're
streaming something different it's just like I'm doing double streams
I can't believe I answered that hard. At least while there's no flash now.
you build a lot but that was a part your little piece of heaven turns to
What's happening?
What?
Oh no.
What?
I can't-
I don't think they enter.
I will say that, I don't think I'm sure.
Anybody in the next class with Jiddy?
Uh, yeah, for sure.
Whenever comes up.
I might have had a disastrous throw guys.
I might have had a disastrous one.
It's wonder dog walks everyone. Yeah, he's fucking broken. I need champion that perma
scales is broken as fuck. But for some reason, right? Still thinks it's good to have them
in the game. Don't ask me why.
I don't have an answer for you, but you can't find the right answer for you.
You play a game of nephiri?
No, unfortunately not bro.
Nephiri is not in my pool.
There's a lot of other junglers that I've been wanting to play, but nephiri is not in one
of them.
I wonder if we have any chance of playing on the chair.
On the right side they only have one QSS in the song rather than this one.
On the left side they only have one QSS in the song rather than this one.
Holy shit.
God damn it's a good just game, over.
Yeah Corgi just flashed and barriered in base.
Well, there goes our chance of having one final send.
I guess we're just not going to try it, okay.
I mean, I can't complain though, it's on me, but if I didn't have that one throw, we might
have been fine, you know what I mean?
Fuck me, that's so sad.
I'm so sad about that, actually.
Fuck.
But guys, I-
No, it's actually so sad.
It's good.
Ted, one of you guys can win the next one.
Ted, do you think we don't?
And uh, local fans, they're welcome.
Thank you.
To the one Instagram master, yet again.
Yet a fucking yet no.
This was the last time I chomps like nah I could have played way better bruh.
My gen I could have played so much better dude.
Will you join Jinxsy's league e-sports team?
Yeah, if you made one, why the fuck not though?
Is Jinxsy gonna be coming later?
If he wants to play League later, come down.
I'm always down for coaching, but I'm his to be used.
Whenever he feels the need...
No, almost like I've really got a pest in this section.
We're still in no where, we're happy
We got the power, we're watching
All of this love is coming
We're all in stuff, and turn that world into mine
And there we go, we're playing the sticks
We're down to nothing
We got the power, we're watching
Okay guys, so it's Smulder Zed, Aurelia, Silas, Lassandra.
That's gotta be Silas Jungle, so what champion do you wanna lock in here?
You know what looks good?
I'm gonna say something fucking crazy.
You guys know what looks fun here, genuinely?
Viego.
Now, I know you're wondering, Dantas, why Viego?
Well, I'll tell you.
The reason why Viego is good here is because the enemy, or not the enemy team, but our
team has Varus, Ryze, Rakan.
Now why is that important?
Because Rakan is a hard-engaged support, and we have a lot of CC follow-up with Varus
Alt and Ryze EW, right?
So it means that if we sit there and we lock in Viego, we're almost guaranteed to get at
least one reset this game when we teamfight, which is fucking insane for us.
Do you see what I mean?
I can't even come.
Oh.
Got to go up.
All right, let's get it
Yeah, so if I told you I can bring you back
I can bring you back
I mean I said here and I'm gonna play a song
Oh my god. Oh my god, somebody's about to get goosebumps, guy friend.
You guys move on the fucking door!
That's heck of a lie.
On VHEDA you should try cashback instead of magical footwear and delay upgraded boots.
Greens might so you can delay shield folk and full crit.
I've been doing Shilpa Rush bro, I've been doing Shilpa Rush
A little bit of fucking Minecraft Pirates and Rares
His house is no longer a home, Only know you love her when you let him go.
Every time I'm doing like Silver Rush and his thoughts are like pretty solid in all my games.
I like it when you can like guarantee resorts.
What is this shit?
Ain't no way you guys don't fucking know this song.
Now you guys are fucking New Jans for tidying that.
You guys are fucking-
you
You
The last last night of your life I'm showing everybody
Cause baby can I, can I, can I?
Any chance? Any chance?
Go for the game!
Ooooooooooo!
Oooooooookay! I see you Ryze!
What the fuck!
Rose like Loki fucking smart the fuck.
And run run until the time, time until the sun comes on
I don't wanna hit my E on the wall.
He's on the promise that they want kill to get vision of this wall being like
In shrouded, which means I don't know like always on drag for sure
That's why sometimes you're doing something a little risk it's better for you to just create a little patch with your e
Then it is for you to like hit it against wall like this for example
And it's like yeah, are you gonna be in at the whole time guaranteed probably not
But it like gives you a safety note, which is very nice
Oh this is terrible, this is terrible.
Yo you guys know about the fucking world!
I'm an Invader's Wretch here, fuck out the peoples.
Nice, good trade.
So if it's red, it sounds like 10 seconds at a price on Raptors.
If this is what I'm gonna be fucking pissed.
Alright, we're fucking go- Alright! Son, we so get the noon creper and we're going to go to-
Yo, you guys know what the fuck I'm doing?
Oh my god! Good shit!
And uh, Jamie, Apple Peter and Big Al, the thing I was thinking about is...
Okay, we definitely have to look on the top to vodka though.
Ohhhhhhhh
Ohhhh
You can enter that into the sky
Take a deep breath and give it a sign
You can walk the path along the lines
In your shining frame of mind
It's a bug that happens in the game when you have people that can spawn like units, like
your spawns units so that's why sometimes the bugs bug out.
I don't know why it happens but it's where it counts for.
When they say you'll fall, you can't mention nothing at all
Hide your tracks beneath the light of a different frame of mind
Is that what you heard? Hope you wasn't bed-dead
Get up into the sun. Here we come. Here we come.
The balls are flying.
It's got to be an action- er, a cowboy.
Okay, I definitely want to look on the barcrab, and then I'll go to get both of their opps.
I'm gonna either be grubs, or it'll be me separate diving.
Very good chance, and we bought all ends of the bars here, because the recond is roaming.
So I'm going to hover to the side, we're going to see if both songs go sound.
Let's get it.
You know what I really want?
Oh yeah, this is what I'm about to say, I don't know why the fuck I've been listening to
the song, it's literally been like months since I've heard it.
But I don't know if you guys get that too sometimes, so it's just like, you're randomly
like dude I wanna listen to that
We have to play on this dragon here for sure.
Did I come get banned this game?
Ah, no he didn't.
I've just been playing a lot of different champs here, so I've been having fun on them.
I've been enjoying the Kongo a lot, I've been liking Gagel a lot, and I've been doing super good on all them as well.
It's been honestly kind of alarming.
I dropped 20 kills on Warwick yesterday too, but I was in college in so he was listening to the Iceman bullshit.
So my show goes up in about 5 seconds.
You know what we have to we have to kill this
Loki do
Oh no.
I mean, that's really his flash on.
We give these grubs for not to worry about it.
So, Recon just walked by, we know that they have no other camps up.
Now there's a TP coming bot, it's 100% in all he does.
I don't think we can ever fight that.
Let's even look for a plane with them.
I
I'll let them chill with them chill
Wow, what the fuck what the way?
and
Oh
She's so awkward
I think I definitely have to get Lord Dom to survive, but I don't know how to feel about
it second.
I'll do it for any edge for him.
No, Jani, you're so welcome.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
As far as I can say, Viabla is the first time on Viego.
It's a common thing.
I'm going against the Grain by doing, uh, by doing showbo.
Any chance for top side bait share?
Oh
I'm honestly super down to film this here.
I feel like the problem is that I'm fighting too much right now.
I didn't play more for objectives.
Like that for example, if I would have been C1 for the Herald it would have already been
gone.
I'm playing very bad this game.
Did my timing show up on the objective of spotting everything else?
I mean there's no one in my chasing me in, so I don't know why I don't want to do so much.
On the bright side now we actually get our infinity edge though, and same spike for us.
When you do sword dong sound, it's gonna be fucking crazy to have combat suit.
Can I have flash for a kill on him? Yes.
Is it worth using my flash when Baron is up in 20 seconds?
kill on the one increased smaller? Absolutely not.
Let's get bees, but they're in the uh, the right place, I don't know, I'm not sure I'm wrong.
I wonder if we could actually kill them this time, cause I just collapsed on this.
nice and then soon we can reset and we can get uh I think it's actually more
worth for me to get more crits than it is for me to get the last whisper right
Oh no.
Oh nice.
Jump here.
I mean, this actually looks decent, even if I have no smite, I think it's okay, they're
not even going to try pro seal.
Okay, now I'm going to reset so I can upgrade to, uh, I get my completed LTR.
My entire bot side's up, I can also like slide in, god, we're going to be fine.
Well I'm missing like 900 gold and we're getting it.
And so you're just about us playing to this shit and we're getting it.
If you aren't sure to go left, only 500, only 500.
Give me a mk.txth
Sasa is topside and resetting, so maybe someone is farside as I thought
OHHHHHH
I was not expecting this one, yes
I don't think there's any play for us this time.
Oh, yes, you know what we're gonna do? We're just gonna clear the rest of our top set and then afterwards we'll reset.
Because remember, we need to beat the 1,300th item. I'm about to get a badge.
Are you serious?
Alright guys, it's looking good now.
What should we get as the last crit item, Claws?
Oh, I actually have three Claws, so...
So, that's it.
Go Collector.
Nah, I don't like Collector.
I think it's a weird shitty item in the channel.
Essence Reaper?
I think it kind of opens that, to be honest.
that's so nice good odds
Get ulted.
Go Kraken, definitely not as the last item.
It needs to be a last item that maybe gives us crit.
Cause I want to get the 100% crit.
But it's like, what do I even need those get here?
I think SMTB is the only one that looks like Stamikable. Everything else looks like shit.
How does it feel to know that Jiddy is so addicted to League of Legends and can play to the Shabbat
and just want to play League of Legends all day?
Did he play Offstream?
Let me see.
Has he been talking this year about how he just wants to play League?
Did he win?
Oh my God, wait.
He played two games Offstream.
Oh, nice. Good. He won one.
I think we're just getting to Guardian Angel. By the way, I don't know, I'm gonna go for
100% put.
But it would be interesting to see if Jengzhi did an entire league stream for a day what
his fear account would be.
I'd actually be very intrigued to know that because in my opinion I think if he did a
All day of league?
He would actually peak higher, maybe?
Then if he did Rainbow Six, I think.
Oh no.
No shot he would I think it's possible I mean guys see what this way the day
Ludwig had platinum in League of Legends, he was averaging like 25,000 viewers, right?
And normally Ludwig's out like what?
Slightly below 10, let's say?
He was averaging 25k.
Most people that switched to League end up having a significantly higher viewer count,
and I think the only reason why Jinxy hasn't really had that as much is because he hasn't
been playing like 9 hours a day.
Cuz then people watch the extremers they want to just be able to like watch you for like nine hours, you know
I'm gonna do class shirney tomorrow?
Is there one tomorrow if there is?
Yeah, for sure.
Let me see.
Cause I don't think it's once a week, I think it's like every month, isn't it?
Yeah, no the next one is June 20th.
The next one is in about one month from now.
One more, one more from Grandmaster?
Uno more, yes.
Ooh, no more!
Are you a new Jhinx?
You can tell me if you want to see that for sure.
Keep playing Diego, you absolute gigachat.
But guys, do you want to see something crazy?
Type one if I'm a hackrombon trick that can only play hackromb.
Okay.
So that's the case, right? For anyone typing 1. Why the fuck am I literally playing out
of my mind? Off-hackrim every single game.
14 kills on Viego. 11, 6, 10, 3. 20 kills on Warwick!
Do you understand? 7, 9, 13, this game was unlucky, 12, 7, lost, I'm 3, like I swear I'm
going crazy, bro!
I swear to god, it's insane.
Would you watch his replay with them?
Yeah, of course.
For sure.
Who wants me to?
Anything that he would want to see, I'd be dumb.
It's because it's low sample size, dumbass.
No, it's not.
Can you do this? 6-7?
You know what? I love hanging out with kids nowadays.
Okay, wow, that was crazy timing on the pit-donation.
But the reason why I hang out with kids nowadays is so fun.
Because I have a few younger nephews, right?
It's because you literally just say 6-7 and they start going fucking ballistic.
Like, I have this one nephew, I think it's like 4 nowadays.
And when I saw that he shows her like six seven six seven. He was like
It's like it's like I can make you do whatever I want
I can I can make you do the six seven just my fucking saying it little man
You know I mean like I have power over your brain bro the fucking six seven
okay so we're gonna go ahead from this game okay who what are we thinking I'm
gonna be honest it's looking like a mastery game guys am I crazy I like the
idea of mastery I like the idea of I don't really like Warwick here I think
more this game is very bad actually but you know what we'll lock it in for
jitty we'll lock it in to get better at it for jitty this one's for jitty
This one is for Jenny.
Mastery game, I wanted to do Mastery this game but it's ok.
What's this, go down to between a low master and a 4x2 LP master.
Well, nowadays 4x2 LP is in the master, bro, ever since they did the reset.
Ever since they reset ranks, nowadays 4x2 LP is in the grand master.
It's not even sounding low master.
So it's a pretty substantial difference.
Just think of it, if you're a master, you rank like 10,000.
If you're a grandmaster, you rank 1,000.
Alright, let's see guys.
Hold the Q? I'll show you guys how about holding the Q.
Watch and learn.
This was a kindred game for sure. Kindred could have been good, but I hate Kindred again Sinch. Kindred again Sinch feels horrific.
Why not press the attack? I've worked once, it came in my stream a few days ago, and saw that Ruthal Tumble was always better.
And he's like Master Puzzle, so I'll take his word for it.
I wish they would increase Warwick's attack range by 50, but it would make hiding camps so much easier.
Because now you feel like you almost don't want to like hide camps because it feels like shit.
and
so what's happening right now on the map
part is pretty low
very good clear so far honestly so i guess here i could run mid but if i run mid and
it goes bad it's fucked so we're not doing that
my only honest winning lane good for her you can run lane and then i'll gank for you soon
and uh you wanna have slums
bro nothing better than when you're pathing towards the lane where they're already low
Oh, I feel so nice.
Because it just means I got like way more movement speed.
I'm gonna smite this so I get to grab on the good top right here.
I
I'm gonna be honest that's here just fucking sad but I think it's fine so we get our double
longsword and then afterwards I'm gonna wait like three seconds for my boots
peak music now we're actually crazy I'm telling you
we're actually gonna fucking crazy on nature trust
So now we have to do this, we just have to play football at top to block health care, it just really fucking goes that I got double cogs here.
Especially when my bad hacker got fucking shit on like a pisses me off.
But listen, if we play on the dragon we should be able to win this season.
I'm going to be honest, I don't really want to start this dragon right now because our
Karma isn't anywhere close to us.
So I'd rather just like wait for it to be in a position where I fight.
I just saw Ezreal bling for it on my main map so I know who he used to see.
Oh this guy's about to get fucking gang banged. Jesus.
It's like, of course he has fucking flash-
AY BODY ARR! FUCK!
I mean we have level 6 after 1 cam so if we go for the schedule card here, then I get
6 and then me and hecarim are matching also can go for play.
Well, you know what, I ended up getting the shutdown, which I think is good enough to
be completely fair.
So let's just chill in this room and after we're done respawning we're going to go
start filling out our dragon out of base.
and it's about the top of here I think it looks really nice
Alright, nice. Let's go up 15. Now we're good.
I'm a little worried that I had to invade my topside here, which is why I'm going for
If you took my topside, I have to chair this botside here.
There's something wrong there.
So I'm gonna go red and then we can go crux.
After this, I'll try to play for a gank bot.
As well as no flash, remember?
I
I'm sorry for me to go for this Coba.
And uh, Pugsy, Ruklon, Church, Solid thing, Astro, Subz, and Jake's, Jake, they're in
the 6 months look back.
Thank you guys.
Honestly, fuck this crab.
Come on.
Honestly fuck this crab
come on
oh this is mine
this is mine
what the heck
oh
BOW
BITCH
oh shit
I feel like an angel
Okay, so now what we do is we need to build these components and afterwards I think maybe
I'm going to be honest with you guys, Vox is looking quite juicy right now.
I don't like it.
I don't like cards all like this.
I'd rather french core
The darkness that you feel
I think a Bratz atop here looks very good
and then we just reset, get our item, and play on the dragon
I never really realized
Loki looks like a Shardvig over Titanic, how would you like this game to?
I
Was trying not a chance for a coach right
Maybe up here though
She's not gonna fight she knows something as a foot
Did you be down to run a kindred game?
Maybe loco, maybe, maybe.
If I see a golden opportunity for kindred, maybe I'm down today.
Because I've been having like really good success on everything.
But I think my last kindred given my mom mistake and I fucking entered a heart of shit today.
We'll see.
Iran game is on Warwick literally for the fucking jingster
Oh
Bukong gets this?
Nice! We take those.
Dragon, more nice one.
Ezreal sounds like another name I've heard it for a country.
I'm not playing Mommy or Samar.
But you know what, I won't play it, but I can do it for you.
Wow, that sounds like a pedophile. Never mind.
So that's fucking pedophile, Samar. Never mind. Jesus.
It's a good match!
You got it, bro. I believe.
ah
this is really really bad
yeah I'm gonna be honest like these fights are just hard like cinch cinch cinch is just so fucking bad
Holy fuck
guys I'm gonna be honest like I'm just gonna say just a bit like I would have
thought this thing I feel I would have thought this thing
I need a chance I can 1v1 the Quinn.
I'm down 3 Lobbles.
I think it's too much of a limit to us, if I was the same Lobble I'd go for it.
Yeah, I just thought like I did not vision so I to just like a few more
where she was going
that would have been such a huge kill too
it's fun to cancel
if she wanted to flash it would have been fine
Did we wait too long for Alt?
No, you guys have to understand that she flashed after she blinded me.
I still don't understand why she actually got Alt though.
the
So what are your thoughts on Jump UPD and DnB?
Uhhhhhhhhh Jump Up DnB?
I'm gonna be honest, not really that much of an expert in DnB, the only DnB that I like that was like, what?
Okay, so we're gonna have to get our tabby.
I'm going to go back to the game and then I'm going to go back to the game.
Wait, I'm actually going to suck right now. That's actually just so fucking down, too.
oh wow
i mean tv for a new one of course in the middle of the specters game
fucking
Jesus christ
Hi, what's up guys
I mean Loki maybe like a top to bottom to crowd can work
The main issue of this game is that like winning fights against as singed as like
I'm like, oh no I'm impossible.
Oh and he has a lead, you have to forget about it.
True.
I think this game is legit just too late.
Like this game is legit just too late.
Like I'm trying to think of the angle that we could have to win but I'm just not finding
I'm gonna be honest, I got eye gel and I don't know, dude.
We have to kill Quinn, but we also have to kill Senesh, but Senesh is impossible to
to kill.
Ah nice.
Yeah, I'm in a sum of playable.
When's the F5 vote coming?
This is like a rare game that I'm gonna surround her dude like.
There are some champions that when you play against them you just can't win.
I know, unfortunately, since she was coming back.
You can't escape that, can't run!
Well, it's fine. There are two gifts for you, Shepo.
Thank you.
You done from 4-1-3 to 4-8? Yeah.
It's just like the teamfights started happening and then it was just like completely impossible to play anymore.
So sad.
Fuck me.
I'm going to wait, hon. Let me go bathroom.
And I was on the battleground bathroom.
Alright.
Hold Q, bro.
Yeah, I was trying.
Holding Q wasn't even enough that game.
What's this song?
This one is Papa Roach.
Last Resort.
Rolex remix.
Oh.
What the skin, no one knew me by name
Trust my own house, part of cause, no money change
I know it's not the one who's watching you back in high school
Never go, never show, never react
You're pretending that we're great, don't tell us you behave
I'll seek a promise, you are not your age
Find a one way, it's my own time
Becoming like the tragedy
You're just not the other end, like the fall
Becoming like the fiction, love
Bro, I'm fighting to hit GM and to have my games or challenge our games.
Fuck me.
As anyone ever made a tribute to you and thank you?
Asking for a friend, you are?
you
I
Nice good shit, bro. Good shit
Okay, so good news is we already have our boots and we have winning lanes. I like that. Can you turn up some normal music?
What is this garbage?
I
Imagine calling forever young garbage you got to be a fucking retard
It's good we jump
Okay, so now we got to do so you gotta play for the bump and then afterwards we play for rest of clear
When I am clearing my Raptors or wolves is JNG
I always accidentally hit the small ones when kiting. How do you avoid this practice clicks?
So there's not practicing your clicks
For me, I have a talk move click though, so makes it easier cuz like I don't have to click on the champion
I just have to click like near it or the monster
So that's how for me it's lot easier because like look for example, right?
I can just like spacebar behind it and it's gonna like auto attack the...
And so we definitely have to play for the Crocs and after the Crocs you may look on a block gang.
So you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?
Best Hepper in the World!
I mean...
I gotta dodge the CQ, share.
I need to dodge this.
Shit.
I'm gonna be honest, so like...
Oh, what the fuck?
Like, real talk?
There was no way for me to ever dodge that.
Oh!
Ah!
Let's get them, we take those.
You know, part of me just wants to invade on this here.
Is he Grandmaster yet? No, no, no, we still need to win this.
So why am I invading his red guys?
Cause I have ult up and my blue just respawned.
So if my blue respawned, that means that his red respawned.
Or at least it will be very soon.
So all we have to do is we just walk here, and now we just wait, and it's the first kill of our lives. Cheers.
And that's how you're drawn like a challenger player.
That's like the difference between like challenger and masters, right?
Because like now the Jace loses his red, he loses his raptors, he gets outtumbed on the folk here,
and he has an insane expeditio
and gold on the dragon
and he's tilted
what?
and i kill it
dude listen
it's beast on the fucking table god
I don't know what to tell you
Like John, I don't know what to tell you bruh just bees on the table and a pure Luke there in the prime and do
Me job at them this all as well
So we're gonna work out for the first time in my life. Yeah first time you hit pre it goes fucking insane
Like it actually feels the next level genuinely
Okay, so we're going to bait on our Raptors, but I'm just gonna hope that we don't get
bait on our red soon. We know it!
How far is groundmaster challenger?
Challenger is 800, P groundmaster is 400.
But you got like plus 30 a game and minus 30 a game so realistically it's 13 wins
It's not bad
That's like two to three days if you're locked in hard as fuck
What pretty use it depends
Because like the thing is that I'm not kidding when I say this so I take gamer subs, right?
I'm sponsored by them X-Mation Mark GG, but I'm about to say it's not because I'm sponsored
The thing about gamer subs is that when you take gamer subs and especially the caffeinated ones
What happens is is that it keeps you awake for like hours like because I think they have lion's mane in there
And what lion's mane does is it makes it so that you literally just don't feel tiredness
And you will just be awake for like hours and hours and hours, right?
so in the morning
I might take gamers house, but then later at night. I have like a few different brands. I might take I have like super pump
I have
a second
Nice I have super pump and then this other like a probe one
But I saw taking gamers ups at night because it would just fuck my seat too hard
He's like I would take like a third of a scuba like 6 p.m. And then I fall asleep at 4 in the morning
And I don't feel tired
Ooh, wait a second.
Alright, so I think our best bet here is to reset them from this.
But as Lion's Man, it's like a mushroom, and you'll find it in like a lot of pre-workouts
or new tropics or stuff like that, because it gives you this like, that sense where it's
It's like you just don't really feel tired. Like you're in this like permanent state of like aliveness.
Which happens to have the fastest clear? Zyra.
Zyra Carthus.
Nice.
So, Jason, my bot side summons my Raptors, so I'm definitely going to go down.
So, I'm going to lose my Raptors, and I might as well get gold on the other side of the map, right?
So, I'm going to overstay for two plays here.
I know what I'm going to do is I'm going to go on the Krugs, if he takes my cams I'm
not just going to take mine, I'm going to take his, or else I'll make a permanent disadvantage.
Nice, we avoided the minion right there.
Because if the minion would have walked in there, it would have gotten vision buffs and
then we don't have anomalies of surprise.
Shaxx is okay going for retalk though.
I'm gonna look towards mid to see because the thing is I want to take this red already
doesn't have all those so now we know that
if I wanna I could actually kill her
ohhh now this gun is coated lowkey
I love your chains, you must be really like that in the streets.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh no.
So this thing I got it for Christmas, it's like I can put my wedding ring through it,
so that when I go to the gym my wedding doesn't get damaged.
Then my cross was one that I got from when I was like three.
And then this little coin over here, me, my dad, and my brother got it, which got one
because when I was like 5, yeah 5, my parents had taken me and my brother out of the school
to live on in both for 2 years.
So now it's only like an aesthetic thing though, either mementos or it's like practical.
Okay, so now we just go top to bottom and after that we can look on the dragon, 40 seconds.
I just haven't coached Jinx, so you should play a game and show them what you do.
I mean, Loki, I dropped a 20 kill Warwick game yesterday, so I was thinking maybe like, uh, I would like to show him that game.
Nah, she's super down to play on this here.
Oh no.
What?!
But at that last auto even fly in for my fucking kidding me?
Nice, good kill. I mean everyone dies so that's okay.
I'm not gonna cry about it.
Give me more damage, I want more damage.
How doing the coaching tonight depends on if he wants to play or not
So it's up to him
But he's been like cold shimming like rainbow sex for a lot of hours say so I don't think he's gonna be doing longer shames
Okay, so now we get the Herald, and after Herald, I honestly could just look on the
talks about folk there share I think what I should be like in Sanne the Gooden
okay so now if I go for an invade
this camps going to be up
so that's one now
oh perfect
I'll just run and then to kill that venture.
She's getting way too many free resources.
This constant funk thing got to get your head hurting at one point.
Not really.
Cause it's a lot lower volume than it used to be.
Like back in the day, this was the standard volume.
And then most of the time I would be turning it up to this volume.
I
Said when you have it on this it's like child, you know
Okay, so now we're gonna clear our top side and then
You're like a mighty no, I don't know
I miss old school hacker malts
Lots of weird comments, hecremote has never changed.
Ice not since I started playing the champion.
Which is like what season 5?
It hasn't changed for last like 5 or 10 years.
And I don't think it was different before.
Okay so we're gonna have to play on the wrappers and after wrappers we're gonna play on the
red.
I have a health so the question is where do I want to use it?
Why don't you stream on kick?
Because kick is just a fun for gambling.
The reason why kick works as a website is because they can pay streamers crazy amounts
and the reason why they pay them crazy amounts is because it's all backed by stake which
is a gambling site.
I don't know how to do gambling, should.
There was one time that a kid contacted me, and they're like,
hey, we want to pay you like $300 an hour or something like that.
It says shim on our site.
And I said, 300, make it $1,500.
And they're like, yeah, no.
Fuck off, then.
Alright, nice free one.
Alright, not bad guys. It's looking nice. One more win.
Gamba is haram? Yeah, gambling is like the one line that I never did and never would
cross to be honest. Because like listen, I've crossed a lot of lines. Like I always say
and I say my wife is my sister, you know what I mean? But the thing about gambling is I feel
like taking gambling deals or like case deals or shit like that in general, it's
like a spit in the face of your to like everyone that supports you, right? Because
what you're essentially saying is like me getting paid a lot of money is worth
me ruining the lives of some people that even allowed my career to be possible
in the first place. You know what I mean? That's how I've always viewed it.
Because like listen, gambling companies once sit there and pay the rates that
they do unless they expect some people to get addicted, unless people get addicted their
lives are over.
But don't test!
It's not your fault if some stupid guy gets addicted to gambling.
Well, yeah it is.
Because as a streamer you're in a unique position where especially for a lot of your younger
viewers, some of them are going to look up to you and they're going to idolize you.
They're going to view you as a role model, they're going to want to be like you.
So if they sit there and watch you gamble, for them it's like watching their parents gamble,
know where their future is gamble and the same way that you call a person a piece
of shit and they show their kids gambling and like their kid gets addicted
it's the same thing with shimmers here
can you take off your shirt if you reach GM today uh don't know about that one to
be honest. But I can do a lot of zesty dance for you.
It's already made me watch a Monopoly Go stream? Well yeah of course listen I
would rather every single day of my life choose to get a sponsor from like a
video game right? Like Monopoly Go or fucking Raid Geologians or whatever it
is even though it pays like 5% the amount that a gambling sponsor does but
rest assured in the knowledge that you know there aren't gonna be people that
get their fucking lives ruined over Monopoly go you know I mean
you reach out my skin are so on one way
I lost my house card kids and wife and my wife's boyfriend because of a XQC
Gamba. That's what I'm saying dude.
You're in my life by introducing me to League? Yeah, but that's an okay burn in your life.
Because that just means we're on the same boat.
Monopoly go ruin my life, you guys have morons.
What's the bad sacking, let's get in this one, another one.
Did this guy just type a clash of clans thing?
What the fuck does this even mean?
you
All right.
From a viewer's POV, Warcraft 3 isn't that appealing to us.
I'm sure we won Mani playing Chinese games but Warcraft 3 is way too niche of a game.
Yeah and I agree with you. I agree with you.
I'm just here.
But we definitely will be having more variety in the future. So don't worry about that.
And it will be like Chinese games in China.
What's up lich?
What are the best jungles to carry on Ryze and rank?
The ones that you're willing to dedicate a lot of time to learning
So if you find one and you say yo, this looks fun, then grind the fuck out of that
Thank you, that's uh, it's felt surreal honestly
Like recently I did a show and it just felt unreal.
I just like it's crazy right? Cause like...
I'm in love.
Just very grateful.
I have your playstyle, you barely even look at the game.
Yeah, most because I have like enough practice, that's why.
Cause like the thing about League is that League is a game where you essentially just
like play so many games that everything that you have to actively think about
ends up becoming like second nature.
Right?
Also question, how come no more Muramana on HAC?
Um, so the reason why is because the truth is that there are just like better items.
I do things adjacent to what Muramana does, but without having the condition of having top tier.
And like tier is like 100% necessary nowadays.
Like it's nice to have, but it's like you really need it.
the game for... So I've streamed the game for 17,000 hours and I would probably say that
I have like almost double that amount because I started playing when I was 12. I know they
play the game at least like seven hours a day. So I would say at least like 25 to 30,000
hours in this game easily. Yeah, without a doubt at least like 25 to 30. 30 is a bit
pushing it but 25 is like a safe bet
guys I will be honest so this game is looking a little bit difficult
I'm really hoping Sausage goes all in on her here, that sucks.
The other Chan Sausage changes of course the game more.
Is that his fire knock in Newlyte?
I got you, I got you.
He's got a shield.
He's got a thing, he's like Co-Shim and R6 today, like the finals.
Dude, I really want to do yours, so I want to get the Gromp, then blue, and then afterwards we can look on the drag.
So the reason why I'm going for the dragon now is because the wave ballon has already
crashed right?
So it means that we have a little timer right now where we can do this with our laner's
priority without them having to lose anything.
And enemy ballon if they wanted to rotate would be late.
So that's why it's good there, to like, do this dragon instead of waiting for my blue to finish.
It's about time race, right? Because the game is built entirely on my seconds and time race.
I am Bob.
It's good Bob.
Do you ever team up League?
I would say I'm like maybe 10 to 21% of my dreams, depending.
all right we'll just play for a while and then we'll look on the crugs.
I don't know how I feel about children, but I also don't know how I feel about lethality either.
I'm trying against invades on Evelynn, do you have any tips to play against it?
So typically as a jungler, you're going to be a victim of one of two types of invades.
The enemy invading you level 1 or the enemy invading you level 3.
So the best way that you can play round loud is by starting your Raptors on either side
and then going Raptors, Krugs, Red, but you ward your Blue.
So what you warding your Blue does is it makes it sound like you start your Raptors, they
can invade you on Raptors level 1 or Red level 1, and then with the board on Blue if they
invade you, then you can just go over there and you can vertical.
Jettie calling.
What do you mean Jettie calling?
Is he going to be playing League?
You guys said that he wasn't doing League today. Unless you guys are baiting me.
He's watching.
Wait, GenC! Did you see my 20 kill game on Warwick in Master Plus?
I literally locked in Warwick yesterday, randomly, and I dropped 20 fucking kills, bro.
I wanna look for the Krugs.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the Krugs in efforts to look
on the wrappers.
rage baits on I say I'll fucking beat it
I'm gonna be honest I can trust you guys you guys just fucking why just a
fucking live up
because we just fucking line for like no reason
but you don't even gain anything from it you're just lying to lie
it's like you want just for breakfast and then like someone asked you what he
had for breakfast and then you say cereal
but what what the fuck even lie
you don't mean
he was there not lying
all right so let's go
so we're gonna start playing for the uh... top to bottom
Bob, do you have a mental retardation or something dude?
Oh fuck.
I mean this just sucks.
Jinxie is calling for real now. I'm not falling for the bait guys.
Check your phone.
Did if I open his stream oh he's actually there
I love it calm
Me how me here. I'll come on discord. I'll call them out later
Wait, I just call them on discord and oh, okay now one like I call them on discord cuz I thought one to call
But I guess on this round
Alright, here we go.
Okay, so now we're going to just play on the Krugs here and then we'll see what we can do.
I think this actually looks really good.
Wow.
That's fucking depressing.
Am I? I know I just started this island, that's the worst part.
Do wait do I go?
So you guys know motherfuckers don't best happen in the world
And I defy parents are welcome. Thank you
Do God comes
Okay, so now next item what are we thinking here?
We do like maybe towards Cleaver, but I feel like if I go Cleaver, I just use this game.
I feel like that's the answer.
I'm too tanky.
I'll use this game.
Maybe I just go Psycho then.
Low key.
We all inflict damage.
Now Jinx is calling again.
Dude, are you- are you guys fucking baiting me?
I swear I'm getting baited!
Oh my...
I'm gonna kill myself.
I thought you were actually gonna fucking kill myself.
What's up Bob?
Say sorry?
Alright my bad Bob.
He is not at the moment, so I'm just getting permeabated.
Okay, so I'm going to do nose, I'm going to play for the wrappers, and after wrappers
we can pilot on the wolves.
I wonder if we could actually kill the solos.
Oh wait, Ash doesn't have a flash, remember?
But I'm actually so sad. I think it was a fucking boss.
Like, I think it's a Jett over.
And the arrow here in the front welcome. Thank you.
Stop playing for the beta and win the game. Okay my life, my life, my life.
We're locking in now, we're actually locking in now.
Is my team actually gonna surrender this one?
I mean they're all fucking shit, but awesome.
What do I really need this game if I want to carry this, I need a Cyclo into a Serpents.
But the real problem with this game is I can't even ult on the enemy because if I do then
Mordekaiser can ult me.
So I need to always save ulti counter until the Mord ult.
I'm not also requires me playing perfectly around the Mordecai's ulti.
Can we rock up please?
I mean this is a guaranteed kill, there's such a annoyance nod.
Okay so my blue didn't actually apply more if there, I'm lucky.
Maybe look on the ash sling.
yeah if I walk in here I get insta killed by a Talon this is just fucking unbelievable
like I think this game is there just over at this point but like let me see let me see
Let me see if you can.
That's on me.
On minions.
Now he's dead, I think.
Nice.
I didn't touch the gas, bud.
Alright, let's head into here.
I think what we do know is that we just play for our bot side until the dragon comes.
So, we really need more than anything else, we need to get our Cyclops sword.
but the problem is I'm really an entire item down on the fucking talent that's
that's why I hate it just makes a very very very hard puzzle
okay so you have to give this dragon guys do you think that there's any chance
at all that we can win this game if we saw it out yesterday
like what do you guys say?
Because like I'm gonna be honest, I think this game is just like fuck this isn't it?
But I mean listen, if we got the Mordekaiser kill there might be a chance actually we'll
see.
But how is she trying to win than Jynx needs three items?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, she went and found out for a second. She's not gonna need three, she's gonna need four.
I guess there's just a nine and three, that's a nice one.
Hey, so Sasa's barred with tunes, Mark has his bargain meet-ups, so it means we have her met and we play on the counter here.
Ocean Soul is not that bad, even if you have to give Soul.
Ah, yeah, I guess we'll see.
I
Let's go box the top here
Oh shit
So he's not gonna have an edge of night anytime soon, so I think it should be okay, I should
I'm going to be honest with you guys, I'm worried about them being on right here.
1.4k
wait that's a thousand wait that's actually a thousand
oh my god wait that's actually a thousand wait I'm normtron that's actually a
fucking thousand bro that's actually a thousand bro
This kid, unironically be winnable now, I'm not even kidding.
Is that man's play a bad item on the Hecarim?
Normally he won't be able to pull damage, to be honest.
Music for volume, no talking. Alright, let's go.
Let's go.
So we're gonna be level 14 soon, okay? Are we gonna fight this dragon that's won?
Let's see how like Gernja golds, so...
just run, just run ok, we might have a chance here guys, i'm giving it everything i have
I'm giving it everything I have fucking out right now.
It's like we're low-key giving it everything that we have right now.
Wow, that's fucking shit.
So if I didn't try walking into a camp I'd just die instantly.
Okay, I guess I should run better.
We'll choose that Vader kissed Darth Maul with, dude, that's not even a real joke.
Like now we're just making shit up.
I mean, Loki our Jinx is about to get infinity edge run.
I
Can explain what's going on top our top end is getting fucked in the asshole
So I'm going to give this hook to Sinja.
Real shit, our Sinja is actually scaled now.
I think it's possible for us to win.
Oh no!
Oh!
Is he sure?
Swingin' to what?
No, he's not.
No, I...
I didn't mean...
I think we just have to get, like,
those next
bro this game is so hard
and uh, Gavin here for a while, thank you
like this game is generally so fucking rough for us right now
huh, okay, jinx get it bro
get it, it's you
JINXI IS CALLING
What's up JINXI?
Don't tags, what is up bro?
Yo, Cheers Green!
Wait, you wanna watch? It's the last game to Grandmaster.
I was gonna say you're one off GM. Yeah talk to me, bro. What's your thought process? How's it going? What's going on?
Okay, so I know when the rough game jinx about I'm gonna be honest like top laners to an eighth
Oh
My god, wait you're five and a don't heck around bro. Yeah, dude. I was five and four
Also, it looks like your bot lane is getting absolutely worked
Yeah, I know that they're getting fucking works like Piper Perry out of fucking meeting greed right now
Who is who is that? It was that I know one anyways, so now we're gonna do Jin see we need to play for a red buff, right?
Wait, where are you? Why are you in Tokyo drift?
You say remember that you remember that champion morticosa that just brings you to the fucking like oh wait
Hold on. I actually just smurfed it hard as fuck though
Wait oh
your team didn't kill anybody brown yep we lost all right so how's your day bro
weren't you one-off fucking GM what are you doing kid why don't you fucking win
Dante's Jinxy you know what it's like yes for what what wait what no up he
loss, occasionally awarded for earning a B or higher on a priority role.
So what this means is sometimes when you play jungle, you get this thing called the
Aegis of Valor and what it means is that if you win, you get double LP, so instead of
plus 30, I would get plus 60, but if you lose, you get no LP loss.
It's because Ryde essentially says, yo, we gave you 4 shittity and retards and we're
sorry about that, but here's this to make you feel better.
All right, bro, bro, what are your games, bro?
Your only games are fucking R6, World of Warcraft, and fucking League, bro.
These are all torture-simulated rascals games.
Okay, wait, Jaycee, Jaycee, can I show you something that's going to make you go fucking
crazy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this is my main account, right?
Okay.
Defeat, victory, defeat.
Look, wait, look.
Look at this.
You went 20 and 3 on Warwick?
I'm not even kidding, yesterday.
When you were listening to Iceman,
I literally just booted up a game of League and Warwick
while you were fucking listening to that dog shit ass album,
and I dropped 20 fucking kills.
It was actually crazy.
Yeah, that album was fucking dog shit.
shit bring back fucking take care or
nothing was the same please God that I
was a steaming crop of shit all right
bro let's play this shit wait you're
running it up bro I'm running it down
there yeah all right let's fucking see
it then yo I can only play like one or
two games though because I'm playing
so not a publication an hour okay so
you know that means yes yes that means
we make those games fucking wins you understand yes make these games count dude
all right show screen also I saw you played off stream how'd that go so do
you want me to be honest or dishonest dishonest I went great bro went well I
played well and I'm proud of myself and I definitely don't need a challenge or
to tell me what to do to perform well.
Okay, now be honest.
Um, I hinted the fuck out of the second game.
Like, I was three-man tower diving and my brother was screaming at me.
I literally hinted the fuck out of the game, bro.
No, no, so click on your icon. Click on your icon.
Yep, there. Click on it. And then click match history.
Yeah. Here, watch this. Me how.
And then this game, I just got carried.
I give a what the fuck happened though?
Bro, it's just hard like, bro, when you're telling me what to do, it's way easier.
Bro, I do too much.
Bro, the thing is, when I'm playing with you, Dante, everything has a purpose because you're telling me what to do.
When I'm playing by myself, I do a lot of mindless, like aimlessly roaming.
Yeah. And you know why, right?
No, because you're not setting up plans.
The thing about playing League is that you can only ever autopilot once you become so consistent with the game
that you're able to actually get it done, right?
But for you, because you're at the point right now...
Bro, why do you always pace? You're always pacing! Why are you always pacing?
Do you want the honest answer?
Yes, please.
Okay, it's because the thing about League is that when I talk, my brain doesn't actually process the words that come out of my mouth fast enough.
So I need to walk around so that my brain and my body are like moving and symbioticism
So that like that it's it's like walking while you're rolling your bike
So when you get on your bike, you actually don't fall off does that make sense?
Yeah, but I think it is just I think it is just autism
Well, you think I'm autistic
Yes, bro
Yeah, I might be alright, so let's get this shit done boats do it
Let's do this shit. Let's do this shit. Let's do this shit.
Do I cue? Yes or no?
Well, what the fuck do you mean?
What else would you be doing?
I don't know. Maybe like, going out to a fucking pool and enjoying the weather.
I don't know. Maybe going to a bar and grabbing a beer.
I don't know. Maybe going out to eat a pizza.
Jinxie, we're one of being a league player.
You cannot enjoy anything unless you win your games.
Everything that you think in your life has meaning only has meaning when you're on a win streak
The second you start losing games your entire life becomes meaningless because you need to actually chase that high of winning those games
Okay, so if
You like if you go nine wins zero losses
Yes in in ranked today and you hit Grandmaster
Yep, you go nine to win zero losses hit Grandmaster, but then you get into a car crash and your knee explodes
Would you still be having a good day?
Well, wouldn't be a bad day
Mike bro, they think of this way Jincy Jincy challenger today
But then you're literally getting a car crash and your leg blows up
Your leg blows up and you have to get your leg fucking amputated
Because it's literally infected from all of the debris entering your leg. It's still a good day
Because you would not enough. Yeah, because at least when I wake up tomorrow. I'm gonna be grandmaster
Who gives a fuck if I'm physically disabled if I'm not low we low that's all that matters
Like you don't need your fucking legs jing see to fucking right-click and press QW er do you so it's fucking
and chill, does that make sense?
Yeah, 100%
100%
Okay
All right
Like, think of it this way, okay?
Imagine life like you're having sex, okay?
And when you're sitting there and you're like
on a wind street, it's like you're having sex
with like your wife or your girlfriend
or like your partner, right?
Or whoever it is that you're with, you know?
And you're enjoying it and it's a good moment.
But when you're on the lost streak, it's like you're the one getting fucked in the ass
as eight different men hold you down and make them call you daddy.
Does that make sense?
Like, it's both the same thing, but in one of those cases, it doesn't feel as good.
Even though it's the same thing.
Does that make sense?
So League of Legends is sex.
You're either the one doing the fucking, or you're the one being fucked.
Exactly.
Now, what about support players, they're just in the cock chair?
Yeah, support players are just the people in the cock chair that want other men to do
it for them.
And it's like, they sit there, but the thing about support players is that they actually
embody what it is to be a cock, because they actually watch and they masturbate while it's
happening, right?
So it's like they're sitting there, they're watching their partner getting railed in front
of them, and they're like, you know, they're like hunched over so no one can see them behind
the desk, and they're fucking like blasting and busting everywhere and shit.
That's like being a support player.
My teammate said, can I pick last please?
And I said, no.
Is that good?
Yep.
So let me explain to you something, Jinxie.
Who on your team should get last pick?
Me, because I'm the best player in this level.
Exactly.
And does it matter what role you play?
Nope.
I can play any role.
Exactly.
When Jinxie's jungle, jungle gets last pick.
When Jinxie's top, top gets last pick.
And Jinx sees ADC, ADC gets last pick.
The world revolves around you and you are the protagonist.
All of these people are just NPCs that are put in your way as obstacles to hamper your
assented greatness.
Does that make sense?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, that makes sense, yep.
So basically none of my teammates are real people in League of Legends, none of them
are real.
Yeah, but no, so read the chat.
So now, your mid laner just said, no last pick for me, no win for you.
And it looks like he might actually run it down.
So this is the one problem with not giving last pick.
There's about a 30% chance that your teammate just genuinely runs it down, and now you've
lost the game from Jamselect.
But it's all good, because I literally just tacked Drew Levin.
Exactly, yeah.
So if this guy ints, that's cool, Drew Levin's gonna be in his account.
Yeah, but yeah, but think of it this way Jinxie the problem is that even if he gets banned that doesn't actually make you feel better
Because the problem with him getting banned is it doesn't give you your all-payback right? It's like
It's like imagine there's a guy going around like fucking stealing wallets right and he steals your wallets and then one day
Somebody kills him, but they don't return your wallet like he could be dead or he could be alive
Who gives a fuck like yeah, you're gonna be happy. He's dead now, but it's like it's so shitty that your wallets
so on. Does that make sense? Yeah, to be fair though, if somebody runs it down and
ints the game, like, and they get banned, I'm cool with that as long as they get
perfect banned. Well, the problem is you shouldn't be, because you being caught
that shows that you don't view your teammates as NPCs. It's like saying me
failing my quest in Skyrim is fine as long as I gave that random NPC a chicken
loaf before I went into battle with the dragon because now they're at the
the family table eating. You don't think like that do you? You think, damn dude. Yeah, exactly.
So it's like, no, like Jinxie. That Heimerdinger's experience doesn't matter. His life doesn't matter.
His parents, they don't matter. His friends, his family, his jobs, his aspirations, nothing about him
matters. What matters is how he performs in your game. And if he ends, then he deserves to die. Does
Does that make sense?
Uh, yes, sensei.
Alright, perfect.
So now let's get this full clear going.
Uh-oh.
So Jinxie, I have bad news for you.
Yeah, what is it?
I want you to read the chat right now.
Lee Sin, where did Darth Vader get his shoes?
The Darth Maul.
That means the enemies are 100% stream sniping and ghosting.
Yep.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Yep.
So we're gonna have a fun one.
Shhh.
Ah, shy, shy, shy.
So, GenC, do you know what rule 2 of League of Legends is?
Well, what was rule 1 again?
I don't know. There's a lot of rule 1s.
But do you want to know what rule 2 is?
Yeah.
Rule 2 of League of Legends is that when you can only play one game,
or when you carry up to your last game of the night,
it's always gonna be the most miserable experience ever,
and it's gonna make you just want to rage-queue.
So never do that one last game just get off?
Yeah, because now I'm telling you what's gonna happen is if you lose this game,
you're gonna get in call with Qaiso and Qaiso's gonna be like,
Jinxie bros, everything okay, you sound really off.
And you're gonna be like, oh yeah, everything's fine, but I lost my league game.
But he's gonna get it because he's a league player, you know what I mean?
Yes. Yep, yep, okay. Gotcha.
Yes sir.
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're going home for the rest of the camps, okay?
Now talk to me about your pun, because if you still want to replay off-stream you never have a pun, so let's see what your pun is now.
I'm gonna save my smite for Scott after I go wrong.
Okay.
No, I'm gonna smite now.
Oh, okay.
I smite it now because you went.
Okay.
Well, I went okay because I was just like...
I'm gonna run the fuck!
Like I smite it now because you went.
Okay.
Yeah dude, what do you want me to do, like fuck bro, it's like you slip it in and I'm
like, ugh, and then you're like, oh wait, what, and then you like put it on, I'm like
dude, what the fuck, put it back in, you know what, it's like, you can just base your actions
off of one noise, does that make sense?
Bro, could I jump thrash but not on my own, probably not, right?
No, so go through the secret bush, the bush to your left, so go down, you fight this,
Let's fight this. I want you to press W. I want you to press W. I want you to press
W. Keep going. You have your kill in one second. Go on the
cape. The cape now. The cape. The cape. What are you saying? What are you saying?
I can't fight that. Are you bad? Are you dog shit? I can't fight that. I could have
ran. Are you assed? Are you actually assed? Okay. So, GenC, what happens when Morric auto-attacks
someone. He attacks him? Okay, but what happens is health bar. His health bar goes up. Okay,
cool. So what do you think would have happened? What do you think would have happened there?
If you auto attack the Kaelin in front of your face and you don't get hit by the lease in queue.
Kaelin was never in front of my face. Yes, she was, bro. Sorry, but coach, it's because of
piece of shit and I don't take account of it because I'm a dog shit iron loser and I literally don't even deserve life
okay so listen then what we're gonna do is we're gonna prove it so this game every time you die
it's 30 seconds no breathing we're gonna get this qqq good now go raptors raptors instantly raptors
so remember jinxie do not do not help him listen jinxie think of league like you're a swimmer okay
When you're in the early stages of the game, it's like, you're new to swimming, okay?
If you see somebody drowning, are you gonna try to help them if you're a new swimmer?
I'm new to swimming now, dude.
Exactly, you're gonna let them drown, right?
Yes, always, yep.
There you go. So, in League, it's the same thing with your teammates.
You need to be willing to let your teammates drown early. Don't go for this, you're gonna die.
You need to be willing...
Oh, I'm gonna be honest, I didn't see the Hymer there.
No, go bot first, bot first, bot first.
Okay, so remember, you do not need to press W, okay, go drag, just go drag, just go drag.
You do not need to press W if you already have your W on them.
But coach, you said it makes me move faster, coach.
Yes, but Jingxi, the only thing your W does is it applies your passive, right, that thing
that makes you move faster towards enemies to your the nearest enemy so if
it's already on someone it doesn't do anything okay well let me show you
explain how it works okay think of it this way imagine you're playing cod and
you have a UAV right yeah okay but then you have something in your thing that
allows you to see the locations of enemies right I'm a one-time thing okay
If this guy pings one more time, as God is my witness, I'm running it down.
Okay, but Jengzee, are you listening?
Sorry, yes.
So imagine you have a UAV active, and you have an ability that allows you to see the enemy positions, okay?
Yes.
Would you use that ability while the UAV is active?
No, fuck no.
Then think of your W in the same way.
The way that you run towards people, it's always active.
So the only time you ever want to W is if you don't already have it on somebody
Okay, but coach you said it makes my movement speed go faster
Jinx see bro. No upgrading your W makes your movement speed go faster
But it's only because when you upgrade your W it makes it said you get more movement speed when you run to build that
Already have the passive on them. Oh
Okay, okay, so this is what I want to do
I want you to hover over your W and hold shift the button shift
No shift
Shit, I don't know where shit is on my thing. It's below cops lock
Shift
It's there you go. Okay. Look, so do you see what it says so when you press Q and then hold shift over it
So there okay, press Q on the red buff. Okay, so you see what it says move speed attack speed and cooldown
Yeah, so that's every point of your w that you put in and how much it gives you for every level
Do you understand?
Okay, good when I upgrade my w it makes me move faster while I'm w but
No, no, no, not just when you're w'd in general like always whenever you're running towards it like it's in general
Yeah, I understand that now, but I thought I had to pop the W to move faster.
No, I understand.
No, no, no, okay.
But now you got it, right?
Yeah, no, I actually 100% got it.
Okay, good.
Okay, so now you're going Raptors after Raptors?
I want to see you go for that blue buff, okay?
Yes, Daddy.
Bro, if I only play one game of League and it's like a 45-minute loss, I swear to God,
I swear to god that started talking
Okay, so listen this you're gonna do now you play for the blue, but I'm telling you that's a cannon event
Okay
Okay, play for your blue and then after your blue you're gonna go for the gromp
Because everybody goes through that bro
It's like okay think of it like this it's like playing R6 and your team is up
three rounds and then you lose four in a row and it's your only game of the day
yeah exactly yeah that's that's like this okay so no you stop painting your
iron irons can't paint yet it's not a lot yep yep now remember this jinx I
wanted to repeat after me iron players iron players do not do not deserve
deserve human rights human Jesus good God go for your wolves and repeat it after
me iron players iron players do not do not deserve human rights
Bro come on dude like
Bro come on like
Jyncey do you think you deserve to breathe right now?
No because I'm iron
Exactly so now 30 seconds no breathing and while you're not breathing
I want you to make it hard for yourself
I want you to push like you're shitting as hard as you can
I want you to sit there, and I want you to be gasping for air by the end of this
I'm gonna open your shim if I don't see your head turn red bro. I'm telling you we're making you redo it all over again
You better push jing see I don't see you the vein throbbing in your throat if I don't see that vein throbbing
It means you're not doing it hard enough push bro push push push
You're not going hard enough jing see push push
Faker didn't do this, bro.
Chad, Faker did not do this shit.
No, the fuck he did.
Faker never did this training in his goddamn life.
You know what Faker did?
At one point when Faker lost one of his pro games,
he unironically smashed his head against the wall four times
and almost gave himself a concussion.
That clip literally went viral.
Say you swear.
I swear to God, we can watch a clip after.
after
faker
faker lost
a game and then smashed his head into a wall
yeah multiple times press w
run run run run
yeah just fight this
now jing see i want you to do it
hold qe
oh my god
All right, you don't deserve to breathe hold your breath for the next minute
But I made up for right dude, Jamesy. What the fuck did we say yes about holding Q?
Do we need your twitch chat to remind you to hold Q again? Is that what we needed?
No, that shit was brain rot.
But you know what else?
If my house was burning down, holding Q would have saved me.
That shit was unbearable, bro.
If Greta Thunberg would have held Q, the ozone layer would have been repaired by now.
Who is Greta?
You know that one like girl that was like uh, that was sitting there like wanting to like stop climate change
No, bro
She literally is real
What?
Do you think climate change is real or a myth? Well, let me ask you a question
When you look at pictures of places in the north does it snow over there?
Yeah, it still smells well there you fucking go bro, but yeah
I saw this thing about climate change where it showed an area in a month from like a hundred years ago
And then it showed in the same exact area in the same exact month a hundred years later
And it was like not cold at all. I think climate change might be real dude. Yeah, but you can see what do you think is more likely?
What do you think is more likely?
Climate change being real or billionaires that sit there and use fossil fuels and like destroy the environment
Just paying off scientists to put out papers that say it's not real
I press on her press on her
So coach when you were having one of your schizo rants about climate change
You didn't say anything. I thought I was supposed to smite
What do you mean?
Like I thought I was playing for the smite there. I thought she was invading my camp.
Okay.
And enemy has been slain.
Like are you asking me a question? I don't understand what's happening right now.
All I had to do was fight her, right? It was a free kill.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh yeah, I think, yeah, I actually don't deserve to breathe, yeah.
Dude, it's like imagine the thing that this way.
When you're playing Rengar, it's like you're sitting there and you're fucking, uh, who's a good boxer?
Um, many packdowns.
Okay, so it's like you're Jake Paul, and then you sit there, and you're like in a fight against like a toddler,
but then you let the toddler, like, assemble an AK-47 in front of you and gun you down.
That's essentially what you did with the Kaelin there. You cannot fight this.
Why, like...
Well, my Garen pinged it, so I just listened to Garen.
Okay, so you're listening to your Iron Garin that's losing lane and soul losing you the game
Sorry
Like it you understand though like what why that's like ridiculous, right?
Yeah
It's like Jinxie think of it this way
It's like you're doing a group project with a disabled kid
And then he sits on he tells you that you should write three intros instead of an intro a body paragraph and a conclusion
And then you look at me and you're like well don't us
I'm gonna be honest if he says I should maybe I should but it's like why the fuck would we ever listen to that guy?
You know what I mean?
Yes, so listen when you're playing especially in lower elo you never listen to the pings right
Like now now you're your top liners thing report warwick, right, but the only person that should be reported is him
You know what I mean?
so now jing see what we're gonna do is we're gonna do something called gas
lighting
you're gonna all chat report garen he called me a slur
perfect
so now you're gonna look for the dairies kill go bot
go bot
three dairies kill
so now after you recall
right killed the caledarius
you didn't hold q again
you didn't hold q
jane c you didn't
omg
beta
i also didn't know dairies can regenerate health
Okay, there's no bone to be thrown though, because why didn't you hold Q?
I didn't hold Q because I'm an infantile baby toddler. Worst Warwick in the history of the world. He misses his R again. Oh my jeez.
Okay, Jinxie, let me ask you a real question now.
I don't have a jungler, so we have to do objectives ourselves.
I think so so Jinx let me ask you a question right now because I feel like you're not walked in are you listening
Do you want Ludwig to always be a better player than you have League of Legends I would literally rather jump in the oncoming traffic
Then how about you gank bot and you lock the fuck in
gangbots here look look look
Follow your bloodsend
You didn't hold Q again
I can't gank bot because there's three of them.
No, you can gank bot because you didn't hold Q again.
Jinxi, three of your deaths this game are because you're just not holding Q.
It's like, why aren't you doing this?
It's like...
I have this mental blockade where I just can't over...
Coach, I'm sorry, I can't overcome it.
Then you might have to play another champion, bro.
like you're telling me that you want to become a taxi driver but you just fucking
disassemble the break from your taxi car so then we're just running around
driving around you're killing family of fours here old ladies crossing the
street there and then it's like you're like oh well fucking oopsie daisy bro
like no bro not oopsie daisy let's install the fucking breaks right
And the ally has been slain.
Got it.
Coach, I'm gonna hold Q every time.
Okay, like, cause I'm telling you Jinxie, in this game right now, you would be winning if you held Q.
You would have eight kills, you would feel like the fucking king of the world.
And you said, what do you feel like right now?
Sack of shit.
You feel like a sack of shit.
I'm just gonna hold Q on every camp so I get into the habit of it.
That's fine, yeah, sure. That's what it takes.
I think I'm an infant, coach.
It's okay. Listen, the thing is that every sprinter starts off crawling, right? Think about that.
Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna recall. I want you to hold tab because I want to see what item you're gonna get.
I want to get a non-ninja tabi, get a played sailcaps this game, undo, yeah buy the played
sailcaps, I know not for that, it's a titanic hydro.
Like Jinx, I'm telling you right now, if you don't hold Q at least three times by the
end of this game, you're not playing Warwick for one week.
Like I'm telling you you're war you're like a war with gameplay you should they have 20 kills a game
But just because you're not holding Q. It's not you know what I mean?
Yeah
All right, so now what we're gonna do is
Okay, wait in this bush win this bush win this bush win this bush
Sweet just wait just wait wait wait
Okay, now do the right buff
I wanted to drone, drone bot, drone bot, okay we're gonna look for a bot kill soon, smite
this, smite this and run, okay now go bot, go bot, drone and run, go drone and run, this
is good, janky so humming god if you don't fucking hold Q, press R, press R, press R,
Go in! Go in! Go in!
Oh my god, hold Q! Hold Q!
I held Q there, right?
Coach, I think I'm getting worse at me, coach.
You're just- like-
Jeng-si, I'm not even shitting you.
It's one mechanic, bro.
It is one thing you have to do one like
Okay, how are you able to hold to yesterday, but today you're not doing it?
Right wasn't holding to yesterday. I was getting berated from not only Q
Yeah, but you remember when I got in the practice so before Drake dropped his shitty album. Oh
Yeah, maybe because Drake's album was so bad it like made me worse at me or something
Well, I mean did bees on the table, right?
Yeah
Okay listen, Jinxie, you need to keep your cursor on the target when you hold Q, do you remember that?
Oh, that's what it is!
Yes, okay.
Okay, remember, you need to keep your cursor on the target always.
So now go for the Gromp, and then you're going to go for your Wolves, okay?
and then yes it is it is it is it is it's like LeBron asking me if it's possible to
sell in a game versus first graders when he's 30 points down you know I mean like bro please
go top go top top top top top top top top top top John John John what the fuck is happening John
Okay, now press W. This is good
Okay, now hold Q. Jengzee flash on the Kailan and hold Q. E? Hold Q. E? Flash and hold Q. Flash and hold Q.
Okay, that's fine, whatever. Okay, keep chasing.
Okay, back up and ping Baron. Okay, wait no, kill the Mausoleum ping Baron. Press W, press W, run up the Mausoleum, kill him, and then ping Baron.
Good, hold Q.
But how out of everyone there I die.
I mean Jesus Christ!
There's four people that I die?
I mean fuck me in the ass.
Like how?
There's three other people to kill man.
Okay, Genkzi, I think I know what the problem is.
Buy your titanic hydro.
The problem is that right now you're not taking this serious and you're laughing too much.
So this is how-
That's bullshit.
No, listen.
You know it.
Imagine everybody in tarpon springs getting bombed by a nuclear warhead.
And I want you to just imagine, right, in the second that the bomb detonates, the screams
of everybody, the local grocer, the people at the coffee shop, the people walking their
dogs.
I want you to imagine everybody just screaming, running and dying.
Okay.
All right.
Are you ready to walk in now?
Yes.
Good.
this dragon that's free. Okay so now what we're gonna do you're gonna get this
dragon. You smite at 1400 back up run away run away no okay just finish this.
So there the only thing you could have done differently was actually land your
smite
Yeah, but I was stunned. That's that's not good. Well, no, no, you weren't you smited early you can smite
Jinxie you can smite even if you're stunned bro
Wait, say we're not we were lucky. Well, we're lucky, bro
We're lucky you can smite even if you're like rooted or stunned or so to whatever the fuck
So I didn't know that
Yeah, but this Matthew didn't know it like you can still do it while your son starts not the reason why this might can go off you understand
Okay, so now when you spawn press W and run up the Klan just run run at her and press W go
Our our okay
Okay, run at her. Okay. All right. I'm rooted you have eyeballs or why I'm running
Okay, I'm running. I'm fucking rooted brown
Okay, nice, hold Q, hold...
No, I don't want you to be happy that you got that kill,
because you didn't hold fucking Q, Jyncey.
It's got to, no, I swear to god I'm reporting it.
Don't ever do that bullshit again, kid.
What the fuck are you doing, Garen?
Take my fucking camp?
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
You deserve to have your cams on this game.
Press E, E, E, E, okay now Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, auto, auto, Q in a second, keep fighting,
keep fighting, Q, Q, okay Q, nice fight, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, you
don't want to stop fighting.
I want you to hold Q here, you need to hold Q motherfucker, if you don't hold Q, I'm gonna
fucking kill you, I'm gonna fucking shoot you in the fucking head Jynxie, I'm gonna fucking
make sure you die if you don't hold Q again.
So now take your wrappers and then after it's Wolves Gromp, okay?
Uh, Coach, did you just threat it in my life?
It's not a threat, Jinxie.
Or a fucking video game?
You stick the minted bathroom thing?
Jinxie, it's not a threat, bro.
It's a fucking promise.
You just think you're gonna shoot me in the head?
Jinxie, Jinxie, word on my mom.
It's a fucking promise.
It ain't a threat.
Now, start holding Q before you get a 45 count.
I'm not even fucking joking anymore.
If it if that's what it takes for me to make sure you perform then I have to start threatening your life
So how am I going to perform if you blow my head off?
Well, dude not blowing your head off doesn't seem to be working. So we got to try every weapon in the arsenal don't we?
Okay, so now look you're gonna go for the blue and then afterwards you're gonna reset
Okay press P, press P, press P. Okay buy your item. Okay now I want you to buy a Spherat
Visage. The first one. Yep. Now walk to the Baron and start pinging the Baron. Pinging
the Baron, pinging the Baron, pinging the Baron. Pinging it 100 times. Pinging on top of your
Diddy Donger. Pinging on top of your Diddy Donger. Okay you can't ping anymore. You're
you're paying six times by the way end game
okay now go for the for the crab and then afterwards luck on the Baron okay
you can't do the Baron yet so now I want you to sit and sit in the bush sit in
the bush near Garen in the no no the other one the other one the other one
I thought you said it near...
Okay, E?
Flash away, you need to flash away.
Yeah, I'm rooted.
I'M ROOTED!
Jhin, see?
Garen is one of the only champions in the game?
You do know.
So, like, why did you walk towards mid when I said near Garen?
I thought you said get into the bush near the Baron.
Oh, okay, fair.
Okay, so now on respawn we're gonna look on the dragon, okay?
Oh no bro, mods banned everybody laughing, mods banned everybody laughing, yo bro this
might be my worst game ever, someone can make a low likes out of this one.
No you had a worst game yesterday Alistair streamed.
What did you watch it?
No I didn't have to, you went to intended and your brother flamed you.
Okay, sure.
Okay, so now you're going to go for the dragon, okay?
All right, so what we're going to do is you're going to be looking on the dragon, okay?
So you're going to be looking for Smite on 1400 and then afterwards I want to look for
the Ult towards mid, okay?
Yep, just back off this is good.
So you're going to be playing on the Gromp here.
Leason
Okay, not bad. Yeah, I want to look towards this now
Nice good now wanted a whole
They don't die bro, they just sit on one issue they don't die
I mean they just sit on one HP. These guys do not die, I swear to God they don't die.
Did I not hold Q there?
So, Jinx, no you didn't. You know what it feels like?
Imagine you're coaching me in Rainbow Six, right? How much damage does a body shot from an assault rifle do?
Like 37.
Okay. If you shoot two times, a person never dies, right?
No, never.
I wanted to imagine that you're coaching me in rainbow six and every time I play I always just shoot twice within assault rifle
And I never shoot a third time
Well, that's a great question Jinxie now you answer me why the fuck don't you ever hold Q?
Coach it's a mental blockade coach. I'm sorry
Okay, so we're gonna have to play a new champion then because I'm telling you if you can't hold Q Jinxie
You're holding back your champion by 80%
No, hey, it's not much. Come on, dude.
GenC, instead of being 2-9 in this game, you would genuinely be like 13-0. I'm not even shitting you.
Oh my god, for real, C's?
Because it's a butterfly effect. You fuck up on every play because you don't hold Q, and then because of that, you just keep getting worse and worse and worse.
Okay, so now from now on when you press Q, I want you to hold it, okay?
Don't go in.
Just ping the baron.
Yeah, no wait, okay, so why'd you smite the raptors if you knew they were going for the
baron?
Because I'm a piece of shit and I'm the third death.
Okay, go in, go in.
Go with your team.
your team yep okay I want you to what what fuck wait what just happened okay
press the end hold okay right help you no again you just pressed it no I held
you there on the first guy oh yeah you did that was a good cue so you're I
I don't know what the puck happened there, honestly.
Again, I'll do it.
Should I eat the heels?
Yeah, well, it doesn't heal you. Just reduce the amount of damage.
Oh, yeah.
Bro, I think we're winning this game, coach.
Do you deserve to win?
No.
What do you deserve?
Bro, like, no breathing.
Okay, so why are you still breathing, then?
Sorry.
Okay, recall by your spirit visage.
And now I want you to buy your Sinox gauge.
Yep, it's not a walkshade, but...
Coach, what if I get on a big killing streak here and turn it around?
I mean, like, I don't think it's possible.
Are you actually, like, bruh? Coach, you've never actually given up on me till now, dude.
I'm not giving up. I just, like, I'm being, like, a little realistic that in this game
right now, you've held Q once in 34 minutes and you're 2-9 because of it. So you need
to lock the fuck in, Jinxy. I'm 3-9, you sick fuck!
Okay, Jinxy, if a guy walks to daycare and he randomly starts punching 8 children, is
Is it better cause no one stopped punching 8, he actually only punched 7?
Coach I held Q there, did you see it?
And no, you shouldn't hit children dude.
Exactly!
Just like you shouldn't die in League.
Okay good!
Good!
Yep!
That's good!
I like that.
Okay now back up, wait for your team.
Coach do you see that I'm actually holding Q now though, that's 2 and a half.
Yes!
Good!
Now keep doing it.
I have no all of my teams on here, so I just gotta wait.
Okay, I want you to back up and go to the dragon.
The dragon. The dragon.
So now Jinx, I have a question for you.
Yeah, what's up man? Talk to me bro.
How you doing?
What's worse? What's worse?
I'm 18.
up a plane carrying 95 innocent civilians that all had families or eating an apple for breakfast?
Probably the plane one, bro. Wrong. The answer is I don't give a fuck because we're still in a league
game. In life, Jynxie, it's all about the league game. When you're playing, you cannot allow yourself
It's up to be distracted, do you understand?
Got it, got it, got it.
Okay.
Okay, so now go for your, uh, go man, go man.
Should I run it down, man?
Yep.
Right, I think we won, baby. Let's go guys!
nice let's go okay so Jinxie now I have the bad news for what's up your dick
got leaked on Twitter
dude are you sure I mean dude who else would have a 15 inch one oh shit wait
this actually looks like could be it okay I wanted to press E hold Q press
Coach, I'm just kind of rooted the whole time.
Yeah, so the reason why is because I have a champion called Mauselhar.
So you know the champion that gives you space aids?
Space aids, no.
Okay, so anyways, there's a way to counter him, but the problem is that it would require you
actually buying an item and using it.
And I don't think you would be able to use it, so I think it's better if you don't.
I'm going to be honest, Jinx, I think you just pissed him off even more.
By saying we got this guys, how does that piss them off more?
Imagine you're in R6 and you're top-fragging and the guy that's literally 0 and 10 and
his only assist is when he killed his own teammate, says in the team chat, yo guys keep
it up, free win.
How would you feel?
I probably want to put my hands on them.
Yep.
OK, so now what we're going to do is
you're going to go for the rat, OK?
Jynxie, did you used to watch cartoons when you were younger?
Yeah, bro, I used to watch what's it called?
Tom and Jerry.
You know what my favorite one was?
3-in-10 Ben.
Great.
Yo, what's that?
What is that?
Okay, so those things are Kaelin traps, okay?
So the Kaelin traps and you step on them, they root you, and then she gets more damage on her next attack.
So whenever you see stuff on the floor, you never want to step on it, okay?
Coach, should I walk it down mid?
Oh, well you need your team first.
Should I stay here?
Yep, now you're doing okay, that's good. Back up.
I'm stealing Garen's stuff.
Yeah, that's fine, steal everything from him. This is what he deserves.
He's just like Tommy coach.
Yep.
Think of it this way, Jinxie.
When you're playing League, you're the king and your teammates are your slaves.
If you can take all the gold from them, then that's literally their purpose, is to make
you rich.
We hit the Nexus, not the Mal.
Hit the Nexus, not the Mal.
Okay.
Oh god.
Okay dude, your team's not hitting the Nexus.
E! Nimbus is good this good! Press again! Auto auto auto! He keeps spamming! Q! Nice! There you go!
Hit the Nexus, not the Mal! Nice! Ha ha ha!
Report? Uh, Garen.
No, no, Jinx him. Bro, alright, now dude, tell it to me. Break my performance one to five.
You know what I want to do actually
Bro coach talk to me break my performance bro
No, no in separating your performance
I want to show you just so you can see visually what you do in games because I feel like the promise you don't actually
Understand what you do. So I wanted to open up this square right now, and I want you to look
By the way, should I report this guy just for playing you me or no
because you want to know but if you would have lost then yes okay so your early game
here is fine right yeah of course dude cool right it's it's looking good right I would
it's looking great yeah it's looking great good so you're full clearing you're
doing your shit nice okay it's looking good so now here comes the first fuck
up so you get this cuddle crab here right and then I tell you look for the
fight right so you go on so here what should what do you think you should do
after the least sin is here hold Q kind of so the problem is that over here you
don't hold Q you just press it and if you would have held it you would be right
here so what do you think happens if you're right here we cut off his escape
angle exactly but now look what happens he can just walk away so then now here
when he's obviously gonna get away where do you think you should start attacking
now I should go to Caitlin and hit her okay good now instead what you did right
was you kept chasing the Lee sin and then you died and then you called me a
a retarded coach.
Are you ready for the second play?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
So, you get a kill.
Hey, you see that kill?
Yeah, no, that was great.
That was good, right?
Then over here you randomly run mid.
I wanted to just see how much time you're wasting, okay?
So over here, we do the wrappers, okay?
All right, Coach, first off,
can I just ask you to take a little bit of a chill pill?
Do you think a chill pill is what you need
to improve at this game right now?
No.
Okay, so let's watch that.
I'm just like torture.
Okay, so Jinxie, this is what we're gonna do, okay?
I'm gonna make you suffer, all right?
So right now it is 512
and you just killed the wrapper camp, okay?
We're gonna watch this in one X speed and I want you to look at the timer 512. All right. All right. Yeah, of course
Let's look
This is you this is your gameplay right now
Like I don't understand dude, are we trying to find the fucking one piece like what what exactly like
No, no, it's not dude like keep looking it's all done. It's not done oh my god, I just ran around for 30 seconds
like I don't get it James let me ask you a question did you go outside today yes
okay then why the fuck did you feel the need to get your sepsin okay you're right
yeah you're right you're right you're right no you're right bro like let's
keep watching okay right it's got to clean it up dude so now you do the dragon
All right, and then at this point you only farm your your gromp and your wolves now right now
I wanted to understand that if you would have done your wolves and then your gromp and then then dragon
Then you would have had level six to gang bot right and said now you have you get your level six you're recalling
Do you see?
But I wanted to understand that Jinxie that's
Time is money and that's not even the worst wait until we see what happens next
next
scenario plan your clearing
what happened i was fine after this i think
but i think that
jimsy one three and ten and iron you think it's fine
i'm sorry
i wanted to watch
scenario do the uh... the blue
you decide to say fuck my walls like i wanted to look at this again
so here
you're both so responding in one second right your grump is going to die
i want you to count out loud
alright and i'm going to tell you what to start
one
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
ten
eleven
twelve
thirteen
fourteen
five
no speeding up buddy
sixty seven
eighteen
90, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28 seconds late.
For what?
What did you accomplish in that 28 seconds?
I don't know, bro.
I was like bird watching.
Mio, I don't know.
Chat, like Mio.
I don't know, dude.
I don't know.
Okay, so Jinxie, Jinxie. Okay, listen, listen. Are you listening?
Yes.
So, the thing about it is that this would have been fine for you to do if you don't have
jungle camps to take. But because you're doing this, like, at the end of the game, it's like
you lose out on 2000 gold because of how you don't make your camps respawn the second
they come up. That's a 2000 gold difference, bro.
Can you show me the clip of Faker bashing his head into a wall of a passion?
okay we're going to watch this and then after we're going to continue the
bottle okay
yes so this is what it takes to be the goat
yes
so if i go three and ten i should just pass my head into a wall
yes
okay
yeah no wonder who's the goat bro
are you serious
No fucking wonder who's the goat.
So I want you to compare, right?
So that's an aura.
Do that right now.
So now, James, I want you to understand.
Faker, when he loses a game, he bashes a head against his wall.
When you lose the game, you say me, ho.
Do you understand the difference?
Yeah.
OK.
You're right, bro.
You know what, bro?
You're right.
You're right, bro.
It's time to get real in here.
It's time to, bro, it's time to have a real look in my eyes, bro.
Like, should I, like, should I stop playing Warwick because I can't hold Q?
No, no, no, no, no, because like, you held your Q, bro.
Like, at the end of the game, you did.
But the problem is that when you didn't is when it mattered.
It's like, I'll give you an example.
It's like you have a guy that every day comes home and he beats his wife, right?
And after five years of beating his wife every single day,
he starts bringing her flowers, right?
But it's like bro, you beat your wife every day for five years straight, it doesn't fucking matter if you bring her flowers, she's gonna fucking divorce you.
That's what happens when you don't hold you on Warwick, do you understand?
Got it, oh god.
Alright.
So now keep watching.
Okay?
So now, okay, I want you to watch this.
Because, first off, first off, okay?
Yeah, what was bad here?
Well, what was bad here is like
Here you're able to gang because the Dallas is pushing up, right?
Yeah, you overextended like a child. Okay. Yeah, he overextended cool. So why did you stop?
Walk forward walk back walk forward again. Like what was all this?
Okay, then now we know what we need to work on okay, so it's about joining earlier
So now keep watching okay because this is a perfect example of what I mean when I say you not holding cute fucks up the game
so
You know that fear that you have
What when you press e and then makes a run away from you oh
But you're talking about yeah
No, I'm talking about the other fear so you know the fear in the game
game.
Yes.
Okay.
So the thing is that when you use it, they run away from you.
So what it would mean is that if you Q through him here and then you fear him, he walks towards
your Garen and towards your turret.
Now instead-
We hope.
What?
Oh my God.
She's so bad.
Oh my God.
She's so bad.
Oh.
And then it's like, no, but look, look.
So now it's fine because you got his flash, right?
Chua is coming up. We can chew through him, right?
Yes, no.
You don't chew through him again.
Yeah, because if I chew through him, he's cut off. He can't leave.
Exactly! But instead you don't, and now you almost die.
Bro, my chat is saying my dick got leaked in Twitter, bro. Let me see.
Chatter, you got serious, bro?
Yeah, I don't have anything on Twitter.
what is wrong with you guys it's low-key not even that bad
dude i'm gonna be honest i wasn't expecting it to be that big though
bro continue to fucking game bro okay my rod okay so now watch
so now you walk out of base here you go for your gromp you go for your wolves nice okay
Okay, you got your wrappers. Okay, so now here. Okay, this is all good. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good, right?
Okay, let's see. Let's see how all good it is.
The Katelyn walks up to you. She is a squishy ADC.
You are the big bad wolf and you start running away from her.
Like
Also, can I explain pause? Pause.
So, right here, I thought that you couldn't collab in this game, like I thought you couldn't
shoot through something, so right here, I was gonna have her lower it and I was gonna
slide it.
Like, I thought I could use it to block the bullets.
Not a bad idea, right, pretty creative?
Okay.
Are you laughing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, okay, so James, you listen.
When you right-click someone, it's like a heat-seeking missile, okay?
Yeah, I understand.
I understand but I thought I could use the red buff to block her shots and then smite it.
Okay, GenC.
Buddy, that's not...
Buddy, that's creative, bro.
Just because you have 30,000 hours of your life committed to this game, it sounds funny.
To me, this is not a bad idea.
No, it's not.
Like, the thing is that it's smart, but I'm just explaining to you that when somebody right-clicks you,
you can't put anything between you and them.
I know that now dip shit. I'm saying this is what I was thinking in the moment
Now I know
Okay, but Jamesy, you know how works now though, right?
Yeah, yeah, you can't nothing blocks anything if somebody's autoing something nothing can walk it
Yeah, and that that's all we have to know for now. There are some champions that it's different
But you don't have to worry about that. That's too much info
And then right here, I didn't see the guy flanking.
Yep, no, that's fine.
I mean, like you dying there, it's not really your fault.
Okay, so now watch this.
Okay, so...
What's up, dude?
Word of advice, let me ask you a question.
If a homeless man comes up to you, puts something in your hand, and then says,
eat this right now, would you do it?
No, probably not.
Okay, think of it the same way in League of Legends when you see something on the ground you avoid that like fire, okay?
Okay, so like over here for example, this is a Caitlyn trap
It means that when you step on it you get rooted so over here you walk into the trap, right?
You walk back
And then it's like
And now I'm wandering again, yeah
Me how
Muda leaked your penis I need to check in on this I gotta call this guy
What's going on Muda leaked my penis pick up the phone Muda
Yeah, my chat is saying you leaked a picture of my penis in Twitter
Yeah, yeah
It's my penis on Twitter or not chat. What's going on?
It was too big for him not to see bro. I had to leak it bro. I'm sorry
Bro is this real life? Yo, how do I check Twitter now?
What's going on?
Bro, move that fuck off bro. You did not leak my wiener, dude. I
Didn't bro. I didn't bro. April Fool's bro. I'm keeping it to myself, bro
I'm not leaking anything, but do you think I really leaked your dick that you sent me two nights ago that people know, bro?
I'm keeping it for myself. Are you crazy?
Yo, yo, I don't know if this guy's on, like, bath salts or something.
Yo, Chad, I didn't send him a picture of my penis, you guys.
Yo, bro, I don't know if this guy's on fucking somebody type the tarpon hammer.
Yo, bro, bro, I don't know, like, yo, Chad, my penis isn't in Twitter. Back to the culture.
Jesus.
WGIRTH.
Yo, bro, focus on the map!
Okay, okay, okay, alright, let's watch.
Okay, so now look.
So, Jynx, I want you to see something.
No, no, no, I want to see something, okay?
So, after you walk top, and this plate doesn't work, right?
I want you to look at your map.
Yeah.
Does it look like there's anything for you to really do topside?
upside? No, my Garen is literally horrible. So why would you not just recall and then
go blue and then clear upwards since all your bot sidecams are respawning? Because I'm
ironed too and got the game two weeks ago. Good answer. But do you see like what you
could be doing? Yeah. Okay. So remember, if you can use your recall to get a good path
out of the base, then that's what matters, all right?
So I wanted to keep watching.
All right, this was good, this was good.
No, no it wasn't.
So James, see, watch again.
Are you looking?
Yeah.
This was actually the worst one.
So, right, good R.
That's a good R. But do you remember what you're supposed
to do after the R?
E, then hold Q.
But you can just focus on holding Q for now and said you just press it. So look what happens
Right and then now watch what happens
Bro, but how did she do that much damage?
Okay, well, let me ask you a question. Would she have done any damage at all if you would have killed the Darius
nine
What do you mean nine like no
Oh, sorry, chairman.
Wait, you're chairman?
No, oh, wait.
Yo, bro, I forgot to tell you.
Does that?
Yeah.
On either Monday or Tuesday, do you
want to coach me and own a pixel in ranked?
I can do Monday.
OK, not Tuesday?
No.
OK.
OK, bro.
I think we'll hit diamond.
Wait, so are you going to duo with him?
Yes.
me and him are going to play ranked together and then you'll be coaching.
Wait, isn't he gold?
How's he going to do it with you if you're an iron?
Wait, I thought only with silver.
Is he?
No, only silver.
Yeah, but he's from Europe.
He needs to play on North America.
Yeah, but can't he just get an NA account?
Yeah, if I were you, I would ask Drew if he can like low key sauce you an iron account
so that you guys can do it.
Okay, Miha. Alright.
Alright, so now, now Jinxie, would you have died here if you held Q?
I would have killed Darius.
So instead of your score being 1 and 3, what would your score be right now?
2-2.
Exactly. And what if I told you that almost every single one of your deaths this game was literally the same exact thing?
So now here for example, you walk bot, right?
Okay?
You press Q.
So now because you press Q, you don't get on the Caitlyn, and look what happens to you.
Wow. Wow.
Bro, you're right. If I just helped you, I would have had 15 kills.
Like, this is what I'm trying to show you, right?
Like, it's, GenC, I'm telling you, you're not, like, that great,
great but you're also not that bad like genuinely like it's at a point right now
where you dropping these score lines in these iron games it should not be like this bro like it
could be so much better like these games you should be dropping 20 kills a game
yeah i know i'm sorry bro well listen listen what i want you to do right is instead of playing
ranked with your brother, have your brother play practice tools with you, and then practice
holding Q. Tell him like, alright bro, try dodging my abilities, I'm going to try holding
Q on you, try to put him in situations that you would find in real games, and if you do
that, I promise you, these games you're going to drop 25 kills a game, because right now
it's just mechanics.
Got it, okay, got it, got it.
Do you want to look at one more?
Yeah, yeah, keep it going bro.
Okay, so let's watch again.
So actually wait, so you you saw a bit of time, right?
Yeah, I have a couple of minutes and then I'm gonna play chess
Okay, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna show you my 20 kill war game
Just so you can see what a war game actually is supposed to look like
Okay, are you flexing bro? Well, I think you need to see this
Wait, I so can see
I swear, you only find shit like this in the league community.
This guy, unironically used, like, what is this, Chinese characters or something, like,
that's actually unreal.
I don't know how you went through that, that much effort.
Yep.
So now what you can say, I want you to watch this, okay?
Okay, I'm watching.
So I want you to look at how I do my early clear out as well, okay?
So I smite, right?
I do this.
Look at how I clear my raptors.
Are you looking?
Yeah.
So I auto the big raptor once and then I auto the small ones once, right?
And I just keep switching between once the big one gets both 50% and then I keep autoing,
right?
So just like sign your gameplay, right?
Yeah, bro, I can do this.
Okay.
So now look.
So now go for the kill.
I hold Q, he dies because of it.
Oh.
Well, he dies, right?
Bro, I can't, oh my god, if I get it off screen.
What?
It's his name.
Like it's his name.
Yeah, I know.
I get it, like, just ignored for now, I guess it's fine.
Okay, Snow Wash, Snow Cure, I go for the Dragon, right?
And it's like, this looks like the kind of gameplay that I coach you about, right?
Yeah.
It's like, at the end of this game I have 20 kills, and you're going to see the reason
why is literally just because you just play consistent in the early game, you don't have
to do anything crazy, and you will drop these kill score lines.
Okay?
Alright, alright, alright.
So now, look at this, okay?
Are you watching?
Yes, bro!
So check this out.
See that?
You flashed and then you cued through him.
Wow, wow.
Alright, I got you, bro.
That's just easy. I just got a whole queue.
It's literally just holding Q, bro.
Like, unironically,
you hold Q, you win.
So now check this fight out.
And now it's like, out of base, I see that my team
is going to fight, right?
So I'm like, oh, maybe I could look for a fight here.
So I go for this.
And I want you to see
I want you to see how I'd never stop autoing.
Like I just always keep fighting no matter what.
And now I know that I can get on to her,
so I just back off, right?
I don't risk it.
And because I didn't risk it,
the mastery doesn't kill me.
But if I would have risked it
and if I would have gotten greedy,
I would have died there.
Do you see?
Yes, I see.
So now watch this.
Okay, well, let me do something.
Give me a second.
Uh...
Okay, here.
Okay, so now watch this, alright?
So now I go for this fight, right?
And now look at how I played this.
I go in, I ult, I miss ult, but then I hold Q.
I use my fear, right?
I recast my E so that he can't run away and then he just dies.
Even though I missed my ult, it didn't matter, right?
I know I just go for the dragon, but do you see how it's like it's just about playing
for your folk here and then just droning the right place?
Like here for example I see that the the set is walking up so I'm gonna show you something
crazy okay?
Damn are you doing good bro?
Yeah but okay so Jinx you check this out.
When Warwick holds Q it makes him something called unstoppable.
So set normally has an ability where he grabs you and he throws you into the ground.
Watch what happens here. Look, he tries using it on me, but because I held my Q, I actually
go through his ability and he doesn't bring me with him, so he ends up doing zero damage.
Then I follow up with my ult and he just dies. You see?
Wow, so when he holds Q, it's like when Master Yi flashes, like when he does that little
invisible thing?
Kind of, yeah. It's like nothing can solve it. It's like when Hecarim ults.
That's OP bro, I'm not going to lie to you, that is OP.
So the remakes your ability to become a million times better, especially for ganks.
So now look, I'm just playing consistent, and then here I see there's a fight.
So now it's 1v3.
So I end up getting 1, it is what it is.
So now respawn, walk out of base, look for this here.
I ult on the master Yi
And then I have to run right so it's like even then there are sometimes where you want to fight
But you also sometimes need to run you see
Yeah, I see I got you, bro. I
Want to just find like a one cool fight so I can show you and I wanted to look at my aurelian soul score
Okay
See zero and ten. So that's why it's like even in a game like this
You can drop enough kills that you literally solo carry even when your team is literally in thing
yeah
insane
And like even now I'm nine and one my team is still down six kills, but we got three dragons
Right, we got everything so now it's like we just ought to win see and look that it there
It's like look he thinks he can fight me, but because I'm playing warwick. What do I do?
You just feel when you attack exactly so even though I got low it doesn't matter. I just kill him anyways
And that's why James you like this could literally be your games
Except you could be having like 30 kills a game. So now here look I'm chasing the enemy
I lead with my alt right and then it's just like three kills
see wow bro but do you see how I'm not doing anything crazy like this what I
want you to grasp like I dropped 20 kills in a grandmaster game picking the
right fights and then attacking properly with your abilities exactly like League
of Legends is really that simple like that's why I keep saying I genuinely
see you outrun outranking Ludwig by the end of the month as long as you can do
this shit because it's really just this free I mean not the end month by the by
the end of the summer end of the month yeah bear end of the summer all right
bro well thank you man all right appreciate it don't has bro appreciate
you man are you gonna play some notica now yes what are we on sub to bro the
holding cue is good I gotta do it bro I gotta do it you gotta learn it for on a
bro you gotta learn it for on a yeah I gotta get faster with my clears I got a
drone a little bit better. I gotta stop lollygagging, but just keep it simple. Take the right fights,
take the right fights, hold Q. Alright, perfect, sounds good. Anyways, have a good night bro
and enjoy yourself, alright? Yes, sir bro. Alright, don't test, I'll see you man. Alright,
I'll see you later. Alright, let's see you guys. We're still one win away. We are unironically
still one win away one win away from gem like I'm tongue guys this shit's gonna be free
I'm gonna enable delay right now alright perfect sounds good anyways have a good uh have a
good night bro and enjoy yourself alright yes sir bro alright I'll see you man alright
I'll see you later alright let's see you guys we're still one win away we are unironically
still one way in the way. One way away from GM. Like I'm time guys, this shit's gonna
be free. I'm gonna enable delay right now. Alright, let's go. Alright, so now guys, one
way away we need to get it done. Like I'm time guys, we got this shit done, it's gonna
be free. Time loop, yeah, when I enable the delay it does the time loop, but we need the
delay also it's fucked this is gonna be the game I'm saying guys I'm feeling
good about it like genuinely I'm actually feeling good as fuck about it
one win away from Grandmaster we need to get it now I'm pretty sure it is only
one win away right like it wouldn't be like 40 I replied two ends away wait no
we're two ends away fuck we're two ends away shit
it doesn't ever end me chopps long enough to hold Q you have it he learned
how to do it yesterday in practice so just make him practice it like the
morning of it in the future
Did you play Warwick to make up points?
I mean Loki we could, we'll see.
Loki we could.
And Pippen they're so welcome.
Thank you.
And Attorney and the Pit Creen turkey thing as close subs.
Abstract there in the prime.
New guy there in the gift.
Shout out to everyone so I can back.
uh, bull, karm, bing-ass or subspeak shot.
Can you play some nefuri now?
No, we do not know how to do nefuri, bro.
I'm gonna be honest, outside one of the champs I don't touch.
Oh my god, wait!
If we win this game on top lane, we actually get double LP!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
We won, we're away from Jumbo, we need to win this at top laner.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna go bathroom for a sec.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' donalds?
Best heckle in the world.
Glad to be here again.
Oh
All right guys, let's do it you guys in it's gonna be Jack's top or what?
Play ball with top no no I
I want to play champ die now. I'm just hoping that that's jack's jungle. If it was jack's jungle, we can still do some top-end so I'll be fine.
Like, when you got this?
Let's see.
Cause either Jax top or it's Jax jungle but I feel like that's probably jungle.
Also I need to lock in an AP champ this game.
Maybe I do Kennen?
H-Walks?
Camille?
Morta Kaisa for sure.
Oh no.
Wait, what fucking champs do I own then?
Maybe I do Cho'Gath?
I need to do AP.
can't go AD here
fuck
oh shit
oh my god double pf we get this one on the chogatop it's double p bro
oh fuck me this could be bad guys I'm not I'm not gonna lie this could actually be bad
The viscogenity really, really, really horrible, we'll see.
You're cucked?
It's so got really that bad against Kimono, I don't imagine it would be.
and
that's okay
yeah minutes okay it's like the sun we can get it done
cover map? No, I have delay, we're gonna be fine.
Wow, that's balanced.
What did I just do to her health bar?
How is that even okay?
I'm going to be honest, I need to play back.
Like the good news is it doesn't look like she went uh, it doesn't look like she went fucking uh
E level 2, so I'm not really under threat.
Ah, she's level 3 now bro.
Hey, so we're about this way, crash, we're gonna be good.
I'm gonna kill a fuck ton off this.
the
car
no
I'm a one-stop for culture
Their jungler could be topside though, fuck me.
I'm gonna be honest, like, I really wanna sit there and try for a kill on her, sure.
But I don't think I can.
I'm so fucking insulted.
Oh, fuck!
I'm fucking dog shit.
Okay, so we have to get an amtome and then we'll also get two run boots.
No, we gotta win this rubike.
I cannot lose this game.
You knew both Riftmaker and Tanki.
Now you're supposed to go rocket belt on, Keele.
Alright.
I'm gonna be real I don't think even if she gets like a kill on me that she gets like insane
I didn't kill Prash or anything like that.
It's kind of first time I got any points.
Alright.
So just in order to make sure that I don't die of the fucking bullshit.
I received my E so I can auto-push the wave.
You know I'm pretty sure if I line my kid up I'll actually kill her by the way.
I'm just gonna wait here cause I can easily kill this.
She doesn't look nice but she does have balls.
I mean listen 90 damage is 90 damage like she doesn't have anybody to kill it
Oh little flasher bro
I'm honestly hoping that she's easy on me because I can just silence her and say I auto her and then she's just that right away.
I
this
no they're just play for reset and we're gonna be chilling
okay so now we do this we'll get alternator and then I'll also get the uh...
the search here
but I'm gonna be honest with you guys I'm gonna say I'm fucking strong right now
it's actually possible
remember guys if we win this one in several p
the only problem is so that our military for some reason is zero and three
at a seven and a half minutes
I'm just going to try to freeze the wave over here, honestly.
But these guys should not be able to do anything in terms of walking up.
i would use my ultimate in
because i i don't know if it's a little
much of the fuck this can always do
i want to say she reset bowser only she did
the chief k
Yo, did she AFK?
Wait.
Dude, wait am I fucking crazy? Did she go AFK?
She hasn't shown since she died, what?
Any team has same void grabs.
Also she just decided to solo the void grabs.
I'm still thinking.
It's not a 6 for minion alt stocks.
I hope I didn't break this freeze.
I feel like she probably won one of these brushes to try and kill me.
I'm not this one, I'm probably this one.
I'm gonna try to like, still push this, that way I can like, reset with my ult on cooldown, because I only use my ult on a minion here.
Now I get another stack of my ult.
Nice. Alright, so now we just reset it, I'm up to 8040 CS in almost 2 levels.
He wish you had ult buddy, not but it's fine.
Listen, only having 3 out of 6 stacks for my ult is fucking insane.
I really don't mind it to be honest.
And I fucked them 35 months on back.
Thank you.
I mean, I think this game plank might uniron to be trolling though.
Hey, let's see what we do now.
You know, I'm going to be real for you guys. I could genuinely one-shot her.
Well, it's 436 street damage.
I mean, I'm not gonna upgrade to my brother, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with
I don't know if I'm going to get a tp, but...
So I'm going to use any tp I can go right now.
So, for my next item, you know what, if they can actually kill you, make sure that's fucking
huge.
Nice!
Action up on.
Okay, so for boots, I think this game, I don't think Tabby's that great.
I like the idea of swapping these off.
Okay, this game is locked, wow.
I can carry this.
Nice!
Now, the Vladimir is my problem, sick.
is it works better?
well, no, because they don't really have any super hard to see apart from my joxing
mercs doesn't do anything at all, i was gonna do boots, but i might as well do softness
you
Like, I've just stopped my fucking lane and then there are 6 and 0 Vladimir just fucking
and walks up four times kills me
and
I
Mean it's just sad but it's they're just fucking over
just feel me Jesus fuck I mean my he's typing that but it's like he's walking
and see I'm we won before
Yeah, I'm not even talking about the choice.
He's also losing lane click, I don't know.
On the bright side, I probably still can't kill Camel.
and now vod walks me and kills her down
i mean bro like
you know what i mean? so what the fuck are you even supposed to say?
Should I be loving from some cams? Yeah, I wish I was a jungler.
Who is the gankline building serpents for?
These are just a retard.
Like, these are just a retard.
They have one chomp on their entire king that shields one bro build a fucking serpents
Top you self counter picked there's
whatever
do you want to win so do our best to have that happen
that's lost
you have this song in chat? well dude it's not a thing about chat
like chat kids have whatever they want so it doesn't matter
There are a million issues with this game and unfortunately Twitch out is one of them.
Dude it's on a theme all like coaching bro.
Like they're saying nothing to coach.
To coach but on how to not get a fucking retarded piece of shit in the planer.
Like it's just Vlad solocarrying this entire game, look at the scoreboard.
Yeah, I can't wait to see if this guy even plays the champion.
like that would be the craziest thing
does he even play gangplank yes or no?
oh yeah it's this fucking retard
so this retard has been playing the game
unironically I'm not kidding you
for 12 hours a day for the last
I shouldn't have 12 years of his life
and I'm not even trolling when I say Twitch chat
that he would literally win trade for $1 McChickens
because he lives in his parent's house, he's jobless, and he's a fucking failure.
I'm not even trolling.
I wish I was trolling.
I wish I was, I'm not.
So this game he was probably unironically even like win trading.
Like it won't even surprise me.
Just sucks that on our one game to rank up we get this complete fucking rejected
retort as our, as our uh...
teammate.
Very unlucky.
Like it's, it's just very unlucky that we even got this fucking honor team.
Anyways guys I'm going to be honest, I'm tilted so I want to get off because I don't feel like having a bad vibe for the rest of the stream.
So we're going to be live again tomorrow. How tomorrow's stream is going to work.
We're going to go live early in the morning. We're probably going to start off with a bit of league depending on what time I do go live at and to Warcraft because we are going to be playing the rest of the Grubby Invitational for Saturday.
Saturday. Now there's a chance we get eliminated tomorrow, I hope not, but there's a chance, so we'll see.