Don't tell me you're sorry
Cause I know you ain't walking around in regret
At the end of the story
You'll find a new friend you will never forget
Give me your hand
Give me your hand baby I will guide you
We can get lost now that I've found you
You feel the world burning
Jump high with me baby
Let's fly to the moon and then back when we're done
You make me crazy, please stay
Cause I can't do this on my own
Let me see your hands
You hit me on the arm, baby
I'm dying, you're making me cry
You're the most important one
I've ever seen
I'll be here no matter what
Ohhhh, Riiight!
How ya doin'?
Where's the Camera?
Oh, Riiight!
Riiight!
All right, how are we doing?
Where's the camera?
OK, guys, listen.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
There's everyone listening.
Two things.
First thing, yes, there's a couch in our room now.
Not sure why, but there is a couch in the room.
Laura put it in here.
So you might have little visitors throughout the stream
nowadays.
So I don't know.
We're going to see.
but that's all i want to say
my one to say
you know what i'm not a fucking doll
best hacker in the world
guys
is everybody ready
i need to show you something
and uh... upshot salsa thing as a sub support you there in the sub uh... rott and
then prime two and cyber there in the sub
thank you guys
okay there's something that you should guys
is everybody ready
yes or no
is everyone fucking ready
God damn it!
Fuck!
Yes? Wait, what the fuck?
Yo yo yo! You mean you here?
No no no. Okay.
Alright.
Okay wait, maybe it's not a good idea to leave that cat tree there.
Huh.
Dude, that's the thing about cats.
It's like, if they can find a way onto anything,
like, they will literally like...
Yo you got no motherfuckin...
You know what the problem with cats is?
Let me just say this first.
The the house or the apartment wherever you're gonna be I think a place to be explored right which isn't like an an inherent issue
Okay, it's it's not the inherent issue the problem with cats is that the second you have anything new
It's like that to them is like they just unlocked a new area and they're gonna sit there
And they're gonna like go fucking crazy with it like at one point Laura has this wardrobe that she puts in like a room
And then the cats are you start jumping on the fucking top of the fridge so they can jump from the fridge onto the board
Job and it's like what the fuck like like why are you even doing this?
like so insanely dangerous, you know
But it's show listen. It's good. Oh
Anyways, so the thing I want to show you guys
Very there in the prime and stuff there in the 15 months thing something for the passion. All right speaking of passion
I
Wait, I don't want to wait
This is not gonna open
I'm talking about the things we've done this year
Though it's hurting me, now it's history
I've played all my cards, and that's what you've done to me
Nothing more to say, no more risk to pay
half way there baby half way fucking there baby
hey half way there
okay it's like a new screenshot
because I'm a fucking unk bro
it's like whenever I hit GM it's like this could be the last time you know
so it's like we need a it's a monumental thing
I
Nice there we go, though. You know what fuck it. Let's let's give it a listen
Not bad, ok guys Jinx he just messaged me, when is the coaching happening, you can play?
Alright, so we're going to do one game and then afterwards we're going to be doing coaching
with Jinx and OniPix all ok?
So we have one game, maybe two and then after it's coaching time, how's your day been so
far?
How's the day been?
It's been good, woke up this morning had a meeting with my tax people just to go
over some stuff then afterwards went to the gym then more wanted some some food
from this like Colombian place when I went and picked that up and now I get to
give you guys some magic trick are you ready for it
Who's up with a magic trick?
Oh shit!
Wait, Riggs! I'm in the 5 gifts, I appreciate it!
Thank you!
And then Shane with the bats!
What the fuck!
And Shane, they're in the bits as well.
And Chelsea, they're in the 15 months, welcome back.
Thank you.
Anyways, guys, listen.
Is everyone listening? Everyone listening?
Everyone listen up, listen up, listen up.
Yo.
I'm about to give you guys a magic trick.
You ready?
Abra, look at this, look at this, look at this, Abra?
Katabra!
And then Shane with the Bates! What the fuck!
And Shane, they're in the bits as well.
And Chelsea, they're in the 15 months, so I can back. Thank you.
Anyways guys, listen. Is everyone listening? Everyone listening? Everyone listening? Listen, listen, listen up.
I'm about to give you guys an magic trick, you ready?
Abra? Look at this, look at this, look at this. Abra?
Kata Abra!
Alright, there we go.
Let's do it.
Alright, I think we might have to go to a different song though.
It's like low key. You know what I think.
I think we need a little bit of replay right now.
I can melody in my head
Take it long enough to not be the mood purple
How the way you suck anyway
Yo
Victor what the fuck
What do you mean I suck anyway, bro, we cannot be saying this shit when I've won
15 out of my last 20.
Like, I've been fucking smurfing recently bro, the fuck we mean.
Nah nah nah nah.
When Jinxian, One joining?
So, the Jinxian One, I would stay within the next hour or so.
Cause Jinxian normally goes live around like 3.30ish, 3.34.
So we have time for one game probably, maybe two, but I'm not gonna push it.
Watching your videos, you inspired me to actually start my climb, I'm only bronze here right now,
but I won't be left alone, thanks for watching and coaching with Jengzee, you got it bro.
I'm telling you, listen, as a jungler, it's really this simple.
You just farm your camps, and then you start fucking shit up.
And you let the enemy jungler make all the mistakes in the world bro, and you're good.
You Jinx and Onee can do 3v3 arena.
WAIT!
She will actually!
Oh my god, we could start with that.
Like a preliminary arena game that could actually go hard.
Low-key that could actually go hard.
It's beautiful to look and see the red border.
It's bringing tears to my eyes.
I know what she's doing.
And soon it's gonna be the blue-yellow one, I'm telling you.
I thought Oneh hates League. Yeah, but we're gonna make him love it.
I'm gonna like scream at him so much he's gonna develop stock on the syndrome.
After the coaching with the two of them, it's like Jinxied, he knows what's ha- he knows what's gonna happen.
Oneh doesn't, bro. Oneh's in for the surprise of his life, bro.
Jinxied's gonna be ready, but I don't know if Oneh will be.
Oneh's gonna be 100 plus ping, though.
Yeah, but he's got it. I believe he's like what you're buying one in like CS go bro. He's gamer. It's fucking gamer
And a cold off and the two-two-two shot. Thank you, bro. Welcome. I
Gotta go to bed, but I'll be watching the bar the bar. Okay guys funny story
I'll make you guys a promise right now if you go to bed in the next hour
by the time you wake up I should suddenly live okay tonight I don't probably run it
all the way to midnight because the thing is that I won't be streaming small so
tomorrow's gonna be a day off but we're gonna be doing a bit of a longer one as
a result but it's like I mean I say a bit of a long one it's like what we're
gonna be doing like nine hours ish that's not that's not even like longer
by recent standards honestly. Like how long have I been streaming for recently? Recent
streams, okay. I guess nine hours tomorrow, I guess nine hours today it's gonna be a short
stream. Fuck! That's okay, we'll bring it back, don't worry about it. I mean so we got
for quitting for six months because of you guys. A lot of people have said that we
actually made them relapse yeah you're not the only one you need to make Jinx
to watch the story of faker I don't even think I ever watched that video let me
watch story of faker the story of faker bro motherfucker they made it three
times god damn it wait which one do you even watch at this point
But you didn't even watch!
Bro, there's like a million different videos on it!
Well, let's see, sort of, don't ask how many videos are there of me.
Not fucking sure, dude.
Nice.
Do you feel like you're in your prime right now?
You know what I feel like, bro?
I feel like every day I wake up and I'm excited to play League of Legends on the stream.
That's what I feel like.
Every day it's like I'm excited to fucking press go live and I have a great time. I go to bed being happy and
It's like if that makes it time in my time then great, bro
You know, but it's like bottom line is I'm enjoying it so that's what matters and they're see down if I'm welcome. Thank you
Well, just to let you know that you made me relapse my son month. No league
I left my first game back. I went there was an ONA. You asked. I'm it flaming everyone. Yeah, but well, listen
What if you kill him again and then they get the O and A gas from it? Think about it
Think about it. Think about it like listen bro
I know you just got into it, but what if the enemy team gets into next time think about it
You're never gonna know unless you unless you cure bro
Like dude, this is the thing like right now bro
I'm gonna be honest like you quitting after the first game though
This is you you know I mean and this is the guy that just sits around and says fuck it
Maybe the next guy is the same thing.
You know what I mean? Like you're right there bro. You're right there.
The weather is peak today. What's the light into your room?
Nah, I don't like the light bro.
It throws me off.
I like feeling like I'm in the darkness. I'm like Batman.
I'm legit like Batman.
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' God!
And uh, Bunny Booth here in the background. Welcome. Thank you.
Uhhh...
Okay, so Riven, Nami, Senna.
So far, every channel we play looks good here by the way. I'm not gonna lie.
It looks like a good game for Hadcrime. It looks like a good game for Master Yi.
I- I- I think we're gonna stick to Hadcrime Master Yi.
Yi, I'm not swapping. Sorry.
No, he- he's gonna get so mad.
He's gonna get so mad.
He's gonna be like,
Wait a fuck this jungled me, boss.
But fuck you!
And then I'm gonna be like,
Oh, dude, fucking my bad.
Oh, please, there's someone now. We're good then.
Checking on the Jidler?
Wait the the jibler go live you tell me to play game
I guess he's going to do a min show while we do our first game then, so let's get into
it.
This is your captain speaking.
Wait guys, when I talk like this, does this like make you angry?
Like be honest guys, does this like make you mad?
Like do you hear me talk like this and then you're like dude fuck this guy and
you just like hope I get killed
hello ladies
hello
hello ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Dramatic
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckers!
Sniper
Sorry, I don't know why I did that.
And uh, and we parent of prime and uh, no, they're in the gift us a few shots. Thank you
You better walk it in yep, we have to we have to walk it in for fast 15 so we can get to the coaching fastest fuck
That's what we have to do
Okay, guys real shit do if you come towards top about this game, what are we thinking? I
I'm gonna be real this game. I don't know. I feel like ganking top early could be good
But it's like I feel like it's kind of hard actually and it's in the Nivea. So maybe like bot is better
You know, we're gonna three cam bot them three camming bot bot in let's go moves all the way to ground
I'm at work playing silence, so I got you.
Fuck you, Don'tas!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
What did I do?
Wait, why did Brojus hit me with that?
You slept with your sister.
And we did a lot more than sleep.
Anyways, okay so now listen what we're going to do.
We're going to play on the bulbs and then we'll look towards the blue Instagram and then afterwards
we'll look on the bot gang.
So I'm just looking towards bot because the thing is that I'd love to play for a three
camp here now gay jungle gap okay dude this guy's going to load to crazy I'm
going to be honest they got it what the fuck is going on I guess enemies will
look on the maybe something bought here and looks like this looks like if you
get so excited to get nice nice nice nice
oh she missed her Q I think I got it nice good I know I just shoved in the
wave this is nice
we have to crash the next week too
Is there any chance that you can like, land your Q on her?
So now what I'm wondering, do I want to stay on the map here and go for the crab?
No, probably not.
I don't know, what is your hardstyle called?
ooooooo now we're asking the real questions
you're talking about
never enough dauntas korea speach heart style
let's play it, let's go
alright so what we're gonna do now is we're gonna play for the red
and then after the red we'll look on the uh the Krugs Raptors
and after that we can look on the bot side
20 hours of
Two minutes on the dragon though. Two minutes on the dragon looks like to be really good for us.
Eating like shit. Microwave burgers that I eat in the car.
Dog shit snacks here man.
Nice.
Taking it off the table.
So, our lock stands up getting a kill. Is she gonna die of nomad on things? So nice.
So top even mid is slightly behind in CS, but these are not gonna kill.
Clear the rest of our boss line up. I thought we were gonna be working on the dragon.
I'm gonna go on the road.
Because the thing is, when I came to Korea,
I wasn't just involved in a challenge.
It was with the goal of proving that I am the best at the fucking world.
Now we have another challenge, Charlie.
Because sure, we might have a challenger.
But then you're gonna have those people who are like,
I have a bad news. We're getting back to where the hard is.
Fuck this game.
How about I sit here and I go on the road.
Goddamn it, fuck!
So we're going to have to do chaos, we're going to have to look for the wolves and after
wolves look on Gromp.
So we look on the wolves Gromp and then afterwards we can maybe play on the crab and then also
look on drag.
24 seconds on the giant so it should be really good.
I don't want to use my W on the Gromp because I'll lose too much mana.
Okay guys, let's do it. Gromp and then after it's covered it's gonna be in a really good state.
But it's not, and no.
Reggments me. You have your Q, right?
I'm Rintop, I'm Rintop Trigite. Please.
We need to burn this fucking giant! No!
I swear whenever I take caffeine I don't know what it is, but it's like you scream and it
feels like it seems little like, okay if any of you guys ever watch my hero academia, no
there's that one character back ago where it's like he can like ignite his sweat and
use his sweat as like bombs, that's what it feels like with me and caffeine, except
when I scream it feels like all the caffeine in my body just activates at once and like
there's too much energy inside me so I need to just like move, you know what
I just fucking move because I don't fucking move that's gonna be shit
Anyways
For the both both there we're good
It's only the first stop.
So now we have to do this, you have to play with the top to bottom and after top to bottom we look up the dragon.
Oh wait, now we already got the dragon.
Okay, so it's top to bottom to top and after we look up the dubster.
Riven, you can get cancer.
So we know that Avern's gonna walk in the river.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna make the assumption that the crab's already gone.
Fuck that crab.
I
See I got my blue
You know what if no one dies I think it's okay
oh my god wait nice well played invade this you know
okay guys listen we invade this topside let me go crazy on it
okay so now we go blue grumping and after that gobson in two seconds
What I'm wondering though is what if I go top?
You haven't be honest?
No, what?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I need your help.
I need your help me.
HELP!
Use your fucking abilities, man!
NICE!
My red is up, my red is up. We need the red, we need the red.
Y'all know I get invaded on my red buff here now, right?
GOD DAMN IT!
Fuck!
Now if I walk here, she queues over the fucking wall too, so I need to walk through the fucking lane, dude.
Resets, blocks is not for kill. Let's go.
I'm about to top both of you, Ashwaite. Maybe Cloud, maybe Cloud, maybe Cloud, maybe Cloud,
maybe Cloud, I'll see. That's Onepixel and Nivea top tonight. Now listen, dude, listen,
we're gonna go from Onepixel and Nivea top to Onepixel giving that Nivea some top, if
you know what I mean. By the end of the coaching session, bro, he's gonna be the
goat of Nivea. Trust me. I have like a couple of games on my channel, but we're
We're gonna turn into fucking more beasts. Him and Jinx here are gonna be the next dynamic duo I'm talking right now
Here we go bot to top and then up her as we look on dragon, I'm in it
Yeah, they feel like a refugee in my own jungle by the way
But am I getting fucking invaded by this cocksucker ribbon?
As long as there's only that's issue, it's a ribbon.
For fuck's sake.
Get away, man!
No one fucking likes you!
Fuck!
Fucking asshole.
Piece of shit.
So yeah, we're still gonna run this one up.
I bought it so it'll help.
love or death or what you got?
love or death or what we have?
love or death or what you got?
love or death or what we..
yo ay! no fucking way!
dude this is retarded
this is retarded
no
i'm invaded by the enemy top laner
twice, i'm invaded by the enemy mid laner
four times and the jungler
like what the fuck man
When does it end? When does it end?
Wait, it's hard to chip up.
It's here, fan meet upon summoner's rift right now.
Yo, dude, it's unironically, it's a fan meet upon summoner's rift. Like, this is crazy.
I could have a guy that's been tier 3 subbed to me for like 8 years, even though I haven't
even been streaming that long, and I swear I didn't even see my bigger fans in this game
like this is the target.
Nice.
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, I'm walking around, I'm walking around.
Can I look for re-engage?
Is it possible?
Uh, is it possible?
We're hovering, we're hovering, we're hovering.
This is good?
All gone?
I need to like, set her self?
I need to set her self?
Smite for the assist?
Eat shit.
Faster.
Now we've been missing.
I'm just watching, I'll be a little bit careful now.
Jinx here replaced you with One and Dantas.
Yeah, we're gonna be a threesome today.
Two hasn't been enough.
Jiddy needs a Jiddy party, we're gonna be all three, bro.
guys I'm gonna be honest like on my Twitter I get like streamer clips
recommended right and I don't know which a moggle clips I find funnier the one
that I've owned a pixel having his little lamp to get it better rating by
that one image of a kid with Down syndrome it's like yes I was watching
both of those and I couldn't tell which one I found funnier. Like I swear, he has like
own a pick so bro, it's like he has a lamp in front of his face dude and it's so like
intent on winning his eyes yo, right?
Alright. We have to look on the uh, on the card sound we're good. Look at Jing
see screen well guys if he's listening to white girl music while doing a zesty
dance again there's no you that there's no way right
I know what it means oh hold on fuck it I'm all thinking for the song care and I
get exhausted of course of course of course of course the enemy top lane would
have exhausted why not
You have to reset.
YOOOOOOB!
FUCK OFF!
Man!
Yelp, no.
If he walks in this bush.
And now fuck!
I'm gonna do a free shot.
I'm sorry again for that same race.
Next time we would play together,
I'm telling you we would both jump in 20 seconds
and be a banger.
Let me show you my buddy.
Okay, we have to look on little, little, little...
I'm gonna be honest, about time it looks like it actually gets here.
Okay.
Oh, okay, well, we have our pike here.
I'm just gonna take this.
Ah, Briaroth is flying in.
Oh wait, it landed on me.
Uh-oh.
I mean, she doesn't really do damage.
I don't think I'd die here
Uh, Pike can you help?
Please? Jesus bro
Like it's just watching
Like dude, I was there fighting for my life
And he's just chilling in the cocktail
Just like slowly masturbating
I'm like pleading and begging for him to like
Step in and do something, you know
Like fuck me man
I have no other side
Fuck it, I'll play chillin
And then I'll run down on some no-counterplay matchup
It's always on people that you're someone that I know you always try to win you know so it's like that's why I don't like
Because for me it's like you never know when it's like a streamer mode player
If it's somebody that's like behind out that tries to win or if it's a random like do you want an asshole that like
There's just anything for the fuck of it. You know cuz he doesn't like whoever's on
I
Honestly, I said I can make it as a singer yes, you know, I could shoot into our become full-time singer
My god, yeah, I don't know that came from I really don't I get both like them and look on the tiger
Alright, we look on the gromp, the dragon is good.
I'm going to be real as it's Jen looking at you right now.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Dude, if I eat this Briar also again for the third time this year, I'm going to lose
Well, I'm going to go for the rafters because they're spawning in fear and the rafters
have just found a hell of a check.
Because remember in the mid stages of the game you always always always want to make
sure that you're prepared for the attackives.
All right, so now we get this perfection.
Because you're amazing vocal cords, my dog germs up out the window, but you guys want
to know what's kind of sick about my vocal cords?
When I first started streaming with Jengzee and I would go crazy, I would have to literally
eat honey every day and my voice would suddenly fuck the day after, but nowadays my throat
is used to the abuse, so it doesn't even hurt anymore.
So I can just scream in the necks and I'm chilling in a fucking normal.
You're generally so nice.
I'm gonna be honest, but we need that motherfuckin' system.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLTLE?
Best hacker in the world.
Agreed.
Let's get rid of him.
But uh, Banana there in the 2 months like Mac,
and Leo there in the 40 months as well,
uh, TJ there in the Prime and Moth is there in the sub as well.
Thank you guys.
bros taking him to the burlington throat factory
fuck his burlington dude
that sounds like a disease
aw man I went out last night and I think I caught something
aw bruh what'd you get I don't know dude I think it might be burlington
yeah I'm like literally something a fucking disease
You gotta chill though, you gotta look at your eyes
I can't believe there's two of them in me
Playing all over my head
I can't believe I'm in a time
I don't know what to do
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, though?
Yes
I went in on the beat shop, but it was an end, so I'm a fucking beat type
because I'm a stupid piece of shit
no I'm gonna be honest the view is dropping I just went for the most
so optimal play out I could have made it
yeah I'm a fucking moron
my god
it's like sometimes they can be sick but other times they can be jim
horrible
Adonis Jinxia's calling dude you guys always lie about this
You're fucking lying again
Why do you always lie? You gain nothing from lying about that
Like you gain literally nothing
I
Repair on this and we're good
It's a free bound and then afterwards you can reset maybe look on my buck haven't so I try
John Pork is calling.
Yeah, all I'm gonna say is John Pork's about to fuckin' know what something other than bacon
tastes like after I'm done with him.
Wait, I don't know why I made that sound.
Dude, wow.
Okay, I might actually have a mental problem.
What the?
Did you just honk on John Pork?
Nah, I simulated what it would sound like if you did that to me.
and
i really said we play on the show is in and afterwards you can look at the
middle lane
all my daughter on this is a good one this is a good one this is a good one
this is one of the water
And so it goes
But very tears have been lying to me
Every time I try to just run and hide
Now I'm finally feeling free
Tell me can you see me now
While I'm right above the ground
When I know that I can
I'm in the broken world
No
You've got to hold me down
I'm not giving up now
To know
So tell me, can you see me now?
Rising up for all
And nothing's stopping me now
Not bad, H.O.D. it's okay it's fine.
oh my god
all right guys, delay is gone now
the delay is gone now
we're back, yeah we're gonna
so we just wait
And I have Marcian there in the palm of my hand. Thank you.
Wait, can I stream site him on a mago?
Wait, why is this kid's name Adolf?
And then gives me a middle finger like bro you got a 4.4 rating chat
I look you wanted to rematches to farm points not gonna lie
Dude how the fuck do I do this?
Lock it camera is busy
If this side doesn't load I'm getting on chest
Bro loud I gotta give a second. God. Where's my camera people online and I'm looking for one
deactivate how is it not loaded
i thought this time
lock-in chat
guys
as you can see preparing session
i'm at four hundred twenty sixteen
eight k a
my brother okay i know only all margo is not working well they should just
fucks my shit
what type of disgusting fucking opening is that
english defense i've never seen that i don't have show browser nods just
always like lagging and shit fucking
What's on a up to the hacker, I think life kid is a real name. It's for real time video audio. Oh
No, bro
All right, all right
Jet let me log into my league account, bro. I have received a
Developer fucking account baby
For any I guess the way let me let me log into that guys should we actually do an arena game?
Yes or no, what are we thinking? Yes or no? Do we do a TV theory in the game suck?
What the practice? How do you know my email?
He linked my email. He just told me yo this username. This is the password and this is the email that I linked
How does he have this email?
Yes
The thing I love the most about on a pixel is his UK accent
Let me log out of this account
Sign out chat. Will there be skins on that account? He's German. I need my Nivea
Guys, all right. This is the username guys. There's no such thing as Germany. It's called Dutch land
Papa very secure boom
I'm contest check comes his stream. Why is his hairline split-pushing one three one?
Dude leave homes alone asshole. He didn't do anything to you. What the fuck?
I get my queen out early look this game is not over but we need a tf right now this is check
Check take take but then I lose bishop you laugh, but is your hairline any better let's find out
I don't know guys. I don't know how to get out of this.
This is a different type of check but it does nothing.
Oh my god that pawn was so good by him.
You know what bro, let's do the-
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't!
Best hacker in the world!
I thought for a second this hangs the queen but it doesn't.
Chad I think I just turned on the best move I'm not even kidding.
Cause take-
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Take.
Alright we might have to never get a haircut again.
Yo we might have to never get a haircut again.
Lowkey.
go to turkey now I'd rather go to chicken
nox you turn this up in the sparky there in the province will be shot
thank you
okay I take
the reset oh my god that's sick though that is sick though
already forgot his name lowkey wasn't worth it
already forgot who the fuck that was bro let me see do we have the skin
those please send me up to I see what he has no blessings you are p wait but
that's it at least like on any time to what wait what the fuck wait I'm fine
if it's a right it counts right it counts so that it has everything
Mars is titled League with Jinxie, why not Dontas?
Because the thing is that Jinxie introduction of OniPixel to League of Legends is like going
to Thailand, right?
It's like OniPixel sitting there, he meets someone, he's like, oh cool, like you seem
like really nice, right?
And then it's like they go back to the hotel room, right?
He pulls on his pants and then I'm like,
Surprise!
And then he's like, oh, shit.
You see what I mean?
It's like it's a fucking surprise right now for O'Neil,
I think.
Low key.
Did he control the center of the board?
Married man, by the way.
Okay, what about it?
Jack, we're down to material.
Whose position would you rather be in?
His night-
What about it?
locked up do a chest three minute round and when you have a zero percent when
it's so far yeah but the problem is that if I play a chess game all of you
guys are gonna get fucking embarrassed that's the issue because you're gonna
realize that it's like you could play this game for a million years and you
wouldn't be as good as me even though I don't even play it that's the issue
like bro you guys are legit gonna get embarrassed look start game check this
up
What? Oh. Oh, that's not good.
Oh, um, okay. I have an idea.
Okay. Yo, wait, hold on. No, no, give me a second. Give me a second. Give me a second.
He might not see it. He might not see it. He might not see it. He might not see it.
he might not see it
fuck! we lost
it's over, it's like, wow
ok wait, hold on
what?
wait what!?
oh my...
He's gonna throw. I'm telling you, he's gonna throw. Like, he's genuinely gonna throw.
easy
Okay, I think I think we could actually win if we make him run the timer I
I need to go too fast to make it so that he doesn't even know what's happening.
Oh
guys I'm not going to lie this is looking rough
Marlin vibes okay I am not the Marlin of chess shut the fuck up
You're even worse, Varahi!
draw. how do I type? how do I type? how do I type?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Dude! No, this guy's actually such a piece of shit.
Top right?
Wow, the chess community might...
Canada is for pussy.
Dude, the chess community might even be more toxic than the league one, what the fuck?
Never playing this fucking shitty stupid game again.
His only move's that.
I go inside, let me go to the small 17.
Yo, you guys know motherfucking don't best heckle in the world
I have to act this night I reckon
All right, I have Queen takes check he has book takes
Why don't we trade queens?
Oh, his king has no squares to move.
Trade queens, this also activates the knight.
If he takes, take.
I gave him a get out of jail for your car job. No, I didn't I
Can't do this because then he has that bullshit this guy's so fucking lucky. I swear here
All right guys, I have a little soup to spike energy a little chicken soup
I'm gonna go here
here
why is this soup rad?
fuck!
it's a mexican soup
I have this batch dude!
I let him get out of jail when I traded Queens.
Once I traded Queens, that took all the pressure off of him.
His King still fucked, but I just don't think I can win.
Pozole, yeah.
I'm going to need every bit of material to win this, guys.
Let's do this or something.
Well, let's do, what do I do?
What the fuck is he doing?
All right, thanks for the pawn, appreciate it.
What are you doing, bro?
Bro, he's up, he's up through material,
but this look is inactive, so we're kind of just tied.
All right, I'm good now nice
Soup finished energy spiked
Other Mexicans in Canada, or how do you have Mexican food? Yeah, you look like the Joker
Wait
You look like the gay Joker. All right. Well, that was unnecessary
All right, let's go
You need to change it your 10 months away from the challenge or true I have 20 seconds to be
Wait, you didn't even see that I hung on your shirt.
Okay, shh, what's he gonna say?
I have to get a queen, I have to get a queen, I have to get a queen.
No, no, no, no, no.
Please, I have to get a queen, I have to get a queen.
Wait, what's he doing?
Wait, did he throw?
Ask Jinzy what is the only thing so get his shoes.
Can he really checkmate with only a king and a rook?
No way, right?
I'll remember going to be ever opening up that business to be honest.
Dude, he only has 0.7 seconds left.
Doesn't he just auto-lose?
Yeah, I'm a seven the sub and both there in the sub as well. Thank you guys
Dude, I get myself into so much time
Bro, I get myself into so much time trouble. All right, let's see if we're ready, bro
Let's see if own a pixel and dump tests are ready
I'm pretty sure we both are right
Wait when it was in my stream. Oh god, he watched that lobotomy
Let's go. I didn't know they were watching channels like the most embarrassing game of chess ever
Jesus, bro, I'll get 500 a little someday chat when pigs are flying. I got you, bro
Don't you fucking worry? Thank you best heck room in the world
Now I'm not that alive this is gonna be
One be one be one on our Margo to see when's the arena game real we shouldn't one be one because bro one of us
Hello
Yo, okay, what's up?
I saw that a nice premoves bro nice premoves
Yeah, I am not. That's right. That's right. Yo, I'm gonna add a
Dante's okay
Yes, yes, Jinxie if you're down as well, bro, I feel like I'm ready for a rematch if I'm
Yes, bro, I've lost a lot of money to you with gifted subs. I'm still the same illo as you but man
I feel ready right now. I'm not gonna lie. Okay. All right. All right. Wait. Yeah, I call
Yo, it's good guys
uh...
yo
that is i have yet sixty seven percent of some of the last time we spoke
wait was that intentional was up like
i think it was pretty six seven mean bro i think it was pretty six seven
so no it's not
wait you guys many children
they're pretty repo game
what you guys played repo how long ago
uh... fuck
when was that bro
maybe like
half a year
yeah but no private life
like maybe like a year some shit
Yeah, and wait, Jinxie, there was even XQC in there too.
Holy crossover episode.
Bro, you've been playing repo six months ago?
What?
That's actually Pete.
Yes, Sarski.
All right.
So, Dante, Dante, Shaisa, before we hop in,
can I quickly whoop his ass in chess?
Go for it.
You can cast it if you want, if you know chess.
OK, so.
Check?
Yeah, I'll cast chess.
I got you guys, I got you guys.
I'll be like the cast for this game.
All right, well, Jinxie, are you
scat are you down
uh...
scared from that's here to be on
only i'm not
okay but only might have to be a little bit careful though because if you if
you're gonna win jingx is gonna ask you to draw
no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no that's a little problem
okay
okay do i have you at it
uh... i think so right when
play
I'm on it. You know, I've played chess 55 days consecutive rep
What actually?
That's
One you fucked me. Uh, yes, I'll try I'll try I don't have you play chess against Tyler one, bro
Yes, honey, that's like coughing baby versus nuclear
Why would you play like to Kayla?
Yes, bro. Yeah, hey, you want to put some money on this? I'm down. I'm down last time we did last time we did
Yeah, bro. What do you want to do 100 gifted? I'm down for 100. I'm down for 200 brown. I'm done for whatever
Dude 200 bro only you might give me the hundred case up. I'm not kidding. Okay, bro
Listen, I'm close to a hundred K. I think you'll be there the finishing touch
I got you. Let's see 200. Let's go. Wait. We have to get in the game though. Oh wait guys
Guys have a better idea
670 gifted subs on the line
Want to do that on a
Yo, you're not filling up my hundred case up the door can save her like nah, bro
That's a little bit too much
Okay, I'm gonna send it to you in discord now join this yes, you're the goats
All right, so we got 200 get the subs on this and don't has this commentating back all right fuck yeah
Okay, here we go. All right
So we got the winner. So on white we got only pixel on the top corner on the bottom corner on black
We have Jinxie
419 elo versus
530 now Jinxie starting up by moving some part. Okay. I'm not gonna buy only 530 elo is a little bit speculative
It's up for speculation. Okay, all right. Got you. So only is the 530 elo in name only
only while Jinxie is actually under-representated MMR-wise, but it looks like some crazy things
are happening. Jinxie's making a pawn staircase right now, and One is actually getting both
of his bishops out on the board. Now, there's a twin defense happening on both of them right
now, as Jinxie brings out his horses. Now the bishop is coming out too. Jinxie look
Yeah, Jinxie who taught you this with the palm who taught you that?
That's what is one of what is one of the most unique?
openings I can do and it's at the cow, but that's already Tyler's is and then it said the hippo. I'm using the hippo on your buddy
infinite defense hippo
Yep
All right, so we have the hippo versus the elephant this game as Jinxie and on a are locked neck and neck
neither party has taken any pieces yet in this 10 minute blitz round now it looks
like Jinxie is actually moving his pawn upwards he's making a slow-scaling attack
as One brings out all this pieces to be on the board now who's gonna win he who
plays for the pawns or he who ignores them this game is gonna decide it all
Oh, Nate, what is this opening, bro? I'm gonna vomit on my desk. What the fuck are you playing?
It's a black fun making moves, buddy
Brother, are you just gonna slowly approach me with these weird fucking pawn gaps? What even is this?
All right, so now jinxie and complete confusion as own a whip
So I watch that I'm not confused
I'm just analyzing bro. Okay. Okay, Jinxie analyzing the board state as own a pixel whips out a
Super-secret German strategy now
Is he gonna go for the Blitzkrieg?
We're gonna have to wait and see what happens here as both bishops are primed the horses are locked in and Jinxie is
Also locked in a lot on the line here
200 gifted subs knew that shit was coming on it
And if you play chess, uh, yeah, but I'm the lowest you know, I have 300 elo
Well, you know what you're talking about though, you're locked
Yeah, I know dude like the thing is it's like coaches don't play like I could coach Magnus Carlson
But it's like I couldn't beat him does that make sense
That does make sense.
No, no, that doesn't.
That doesn't make sense.
Jynxy, Jynxy.
No, he wouldn't.
Jynxy, when I was young and I'd walk around,
the first thing that I would think is that
if I were to hire a local militia,
how could I take over, like, malls and shit like that?
Like, I have a warrior's brain, bro.
I could teach Magnus a thing or two.
Cat, bro.
Fucking cat.
Well, listen, you might say,
better fucking focus on the game.
We traded, dumbass!
What kind of fucking caster is this?
Okay, okay, wait.
Alright, so now Jinxie going for the castle, as Oney slowly moves his pieces up.
So it looks like Jinxie is priming himself in a position to look for an aggressive play,
but Oney is playing a lot more defensive.
Oney putting the pressure on the bishop.
Stop that.
Right now whose position would you rather be in black or white right now?
White
That's my guy!
Jinxy or Chuck bro.
Bro neither of your rooks are activated buddy.
Yes, but the thing is that even though neither of his rooks are activated.
Oh wait, never mind. Wait. Oh never mind. Yeah, I think I'd rather be in Jinxy's position.
Pfft, wait, what?!
Onee! Onee! Half of your fucking units are AFK, bro!
Yeah Onee, your rooks are fucking in no man's land, bro. What type of development is this?
Alright, so-
We'll see, we'll see.
So, it looks like Jinzy is analyzing the board, but he has yet to realize that Onee is whipping out a secret signature move that was recently developed called the Darth Maul Gambit.
Yo, hey! Hey, no, no, no, no, no!
Hey bro, do you want to get punched in the mouth dude?
Dude I'm not even making it up, I'm right aren't I?
I'm doing the Darth Maul gamut right now, yeah.
No let me ask you a question, where do you get your shoes from?
Footlocker.
Oh okay, that works.
Where are you from?
No you're supposed to get them from the Darth Maul because it's like
Focus on the game!
Okay, so now it looks like all right, so now Jinxie and Onee they're locked one of them has no bishops the other has no
Horses, but we know that horses have four legs and bishops only have two
Therefore Jinxie is actually a better as in a worse position because Onee has more legs on the board right now
Bro, you're just
I will hear you go see a heaven in the center of the border now. You see this pond structure this pond structure is like
Chet poured look at that bro. Oh my god
Well, I'm gonna be honest with you guys
I maybe I should sit down because I'm starting to get a little bit bricked looking at this pond structure
Oh, you fucking should that's the shit. I'm talking about you guys think that's what like pro chess players do before they
Like have sex with their girlfriends like they just said that they play game of chess like 100 bro 100% I guarantee it
Yeah, but move the pond upwards and then they just start going like crazy
You just fucked up on it and let me explain why
The reason why that was so bad is because now you're obstructing your bishops vision your vision has like no vision right now
No, my bishop is defending my pawn. Let that one summer me. Oh, you have a piece
depending on what you put that
your bro don't wait you can't speak and keep speaking
all what am i not allowed
it's a three hundred you know it it's like it's like a mentally disabled kid
giving someone out like advice on the test
you know what i'm thinking a lot there
okay so now look they're both locked in right now
We need to see what's happening.
Alright.
That can't be good, GenC.
Can't be good for real.
I'm gonna allow your bishop to just be useless for the rest of the game now.
What the hell are you trying to do?
Wait, that was the worst move... period, or am I drunk?
HECK?
Am I missing something, GenC?
HECK?
FORK!
Oh, hell no.
fuck!
no!
yes, yes, exactly, yes
yes!
I fucked up, I fucked up
I go here
you go here, and I go here
ok listen
chat start typing me if you want to get this sub from
O-N-H-Nitzel
nah bro, I'm not happening
fuck!
wait, wait
Jinxie say what you just said like the word you were saying but then add a hoe after
All right, so looks like one is actually sacking the bishop here
But he manages to trade one of Jinxie's pawns. So it looks like it was a good trade for one. That's right
Pons are more valuable in the late game Jinxie. That's not a good trade. Yo, what are you commenting?
That's a terrible trade. Okay, Jinxie. Not a good trade, bro. I'm off the material.
Jinxie, pons can become queens. A bishop always says a bishop. Remember that. Exactly.
Who coached you, bro? Who coached you? Like, what is this?
Bro, I've just been playing a lot, bro. One, when you played me in the tournament,
bro, I was like a little infant toddler baby boy.
Oh
Jinxie starting to get all of ones pieces. It's not looking good right now
When the game started only was thinking gold gold gold, but now it's looking like it's just another common
Okay, fuck I go here
I help my it's either a fart or a shit. I actually don't know what I'm gonna do with my pants
limit tested yo I'm not limit testing my pants bro
chat it's either a fart or a shit I honestly don't know guys
alright so now let's see what happens here so it looks like one and jinxie are
still both locked in now neither of them have any bishops but only has no
horses either. Now without his four legged friends will he be able to still
prevail against Jinxie? I don't know yet. Jinxie's board state isn't looking that
good though. He has one knight that is unable to be locked in and used but
But Onee also has one as well.
This is actually a really close game.
Holy shit.
But I don't wanna do this, I don't fucking know, wait.
I mean, I need to sit.
Wait, oh my god.
No.
Why are you laughing?
He thinks he's all about it.
Yeah, I did.
But I didn't.
Did I?
Is this good?
I think it's decent.
Zack?
Then tell me about Leonard.
Ooh!
Onee, going for a super aggressive play, forcing Jinxie to be locked in to a choice.
Does he sacrifice the knight?
Or does he sacrifice the tower?
That's right.
Oh, what?
the sacrifice shit all right so now it looks like Jinx he says he doesn't have
to sacrifice shit and he completely ignores what I just said therefore maybe
I'm only on here on a schnitzel on a schnitzel you just lost the game your
queen wait what the fuck is this where can your queen go tell me tell me where
Uh, right here.
Right here.
Now where can she go?
Wait, couldn't you have killed his like pawn?
Where can you cook?
Holy night vision.
Okay, this actually got really intense.
That night is pissing me off.
Now guys, we're not on a camping trip right now, but this game is looking very intense.
What even is that bro the time is ticking on a schnitzel the time is
ticking I think this helps me bro I don't know
I just get the rook and 7 empty points.
Jyncey deciding to trade queen for queen.
Now was that the right decision?
I don't think so.
But time will tell.
Wait I can just do this.
Wait Jyncey why would you trade your queen when you're ahead though?
Yo put a sock in it!
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
What the fuck, commentator is this?
I've got three minutes, and I get a rook into an empty file.
OK.
All right.
Yeah.
It's time to start exploding into it.
Now, Jinx, he's worried about empty files right now,
but soon when we're playing League of Legends,
he might have to worry about a different type of file
that he might find on this team.
OK.
All right, so now he's going.
He's looking to completely annihilate
all of Onepixel's pawns.
Now, Onay's pixels pawns dropping one by one.
As Jinxies little tower thingy is just completely annihilating
and ravaging his backline.
Yep, precisely, bro.
Fuck, that is his fucking knee.
Listen, listen, Onay, you can still bring it back, bro.
You can still bring it back.
OK.
Wait.
OK, listen.
Okay. If you want to bring it back, all you have to do is find a way to kill his knight.
Because look, his king is locked behind three pawns.
If we can get to a point where we like, trap that guy in, it's instant checkmate. You understand?
You're right, you're right.
Alright, so now lock in.
I don't think I have a good play here. I'm not even joking with it.
Okay.
Bang.
Oh! Only a pixel. Doing a completely insane play out of that field.
Well, Jinxie is forced to respond.
Now Jinxie's looking for the pawn, is he gonna go for it?
Onay picks so, just sitting there laughing to himself,
as he notes that Jinxie is now caught between a rock and a hard place.
Give us your price evil laugh!
QUICK ONAY!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAA
What the fuck is this, bro?
Jinxie's heart rate spiking through his chest right now,
as he realizes that Onay knows something he doesn't.
Now Jinxie is at a complete loss for words.
He doesn't know what to do. His time has been ticking for a minute.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DUNCAN!
Look at that.
I'M TRYING TO FOOCUS!
Take, take.
Take.
Take, take.
Ooh, okay.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
So now...
It looks like Jinxia is trying to set up a capcan defense while One is not allowed to
enter further than Reyes.
Oh my gosh, that was a massive mistake!
Holy fuck.
I just asked for a redo.
Huh.
Did we do this?
That's probably bad.
Alright.
do this probably bad
right how they've done I don't even know what he's doing
right so now Jinxie looking for a crazy ass play well
only incomplete confusion doesn't know what's going on
I actually don't know if he screams checkmate. I'm gonna crash out me into and checkmate
Say Valahi you have one legal move and then the next one. There's no way wait. It's not checkmate
Cuz then you can just go back here
Wait, maybe it's a vent. She will checkmate
Here then checkmate. Yeah. Yeah
No
I've been training you actually insane bro. We played fucking cleaner shit didn't we?
How did you break for my hippo?
Cuz I got that fork with the pawn of the bitch up and then everything opened up now
On a don't be too mad about the loss because there are rumors that Jinx has a secret off streamer counter. He has 5,000
E-Lo yeah, okay, no, I ain't you pulling mood up
GG I need my revenge at some point
Just take me who wants who wants who wants it fuck man there you go
All right everybody for some
Let's fucking do it, bro. Oh no you signed into your account, right? Yes, bro. I mean, I mean, I mean fucking beautiful
Okay, so how is this gonna go man? Okay, so this is what I'm thinking we do. Are you guys listening?
Yep, so there's a 3v3 game mode that was just released called arena 3v3
Okay, so in order for on a to get used to the ping and so he could be used to the 100 ping and then also we could work on
Communication I was thinking we would do one game of the 3v3 arena
I then afterwards you guys hit a little fucking crazy duo queue session
Legends has a 3d3 mode. Yep. Oh
Hey, do you want to play that?
Hey, I listen to the coach bro. I'm down. I'm down. All right now. Oh today this coach
which he's pretty mentally unstable, bro.
Just saying.
Yeah, so, Onay, Onay, just, like, Onay,
if you check your email, I sent you a waiver already,
so you're just gonna have to sign that
just so that we're on, like, a good footing,
so that if anything happens, you know.
You've got to, you've got to dump it.
A waiver of what?
I should say.
Like a waiver to say that whatever happens, happens.
You know what I mean?
I should say.
Like a fucking NDA?
What are you talking about, bro?
So I have to fix it.
Yes, kind of.
I'll just need a second.
Wait, Jinxie, Jinxie.
Yeah.
Why did the guy not sign the waiver?
I don't know.
Because he didn't feel like saying hello back.
What?
I don't even fucking get it.
Stop typing me.
I already gifted.
okay now listen on a what's your username we need know your username
some of them
some of them real
how do i spell that
uh...
some of them that i am m e r m a n m
okay i said i said that
but what is what is the merman
so that's my last name it's my god and it's my god
with all that says the opera
what
say z
but you just said Z
Yes, that I am M. E. R. M. A. N. Zimmerman in Germany. You say Zed for Zee
Yes, yes when we spend things. Yes
All right, now James T what you could do is since only like Zed how about you first time said in this arena game
Yo, bro
Wait, wait, wait, wait, that is a character?
That is a character?
Yeah, you remember the ninja that teleports his shadows?
Oh, that was the guy that was fucking me.
Oh my god, there's One, there's One!
Okay, come on!
Let's do this!
Okay guys, now listen, listen, listen, before we go in, we need to know what champ
are you guys thinking of playing during the duo session and what lanes.
That way we can properly set up a strategy.
I plan on playing Warwick and or Master Yi and or Diana in a pinch in jungler
Okay
What are you playing?
Hopefully not top lane after the most critical incident
I'm not gonna lie
No, no, no
I plan on playing
Anivia top lane
Or
What?
Eli
Or Eli
No, no, no trust me bro, hey
Or Eli top lane
But I would prefer Anivia bro
I'm a go to Anivia
Okay
So
I do have good news for your own eh?
The good news is that Jinx never ganks top
any never paths top so you're just gonna have to worry about yourself this game
with absolutely no news because Jinzy think about it bro if only it's like a
typical gold player then he can win on his own while you just dominate the rest
of the map think of it like you guys are two Titans stomping through the
land crushing everyone underfoot okay okay so but how does this 3v3 mode work
So so this 3v3 mode what it is, okay, is it's literally you just fight
Okay, so how we're gonna do it is we're just gonna have to sit here while we're playing right and we're gonna work on
Callouts right so callouts means that we're gonna have to work on like for example only like guys
I'm gonna stun. I'm gonna stun and then Jinxie. Yo, I'm gonna ult and this is also gonna help us to for the next
Jinxy Invitational because it's gonna make it so you guys will learn callouts
Okay, okay got it now
Another league journey probably someday. Yeah, I just got to get better at the game first
Okay, good good good because only you can't go out like that bro. No, bro. Oh my gosh
Bro, most people get a full-on documentary of your guys' match.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Alright, let's go.
I didn't plan on playing again.
Am I banning? I hope not.
Okay, good.
So, looks like we all got our champs.
So, guys, make sure you lock it in and make sure you have...
Oh, wait, there aren't any runes in this game.
I actually forgot that.
Bro, do you even know of Moeber playing, dude?
Bro, I'm going to be honest.
I play League, the only thing I play is Rang.
I barely know half the modes that come out for the rest of this game
Because bro, it's for communication because only pixels on a hundred ping right so that means that since it's on a hundred ping
He needs to get used to the ping he needs to warm up, right?
Coach they banned war with these guys are fucking sniping
Okay, play your second man. Just play your second man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can play. Yeah. Okay. So now Jinxie
This is good because you might get snifed in the actual game itself, right? So since you might get snifed
Practicing is gonna be super good
WIGGINS JAKE! WIGGINS JAKE!
What do you mean, Drake?
Read the honey's name, bro! It's fucking Drake!
Shared by Bobby celebrating his album. Oh gosh. Oh my god. I'm playing great. Holy shit. Okay. Okay. No guys
Okay, here's the thing. Is this like a one-lane a ram bullshit? No, no, it's like we spawn in a big circle
It's an arena and you just fight to the fucking death. It's it's how you practice fighting
Okay, let's go. Now only what right? Yes, are you gold?
I'm a big black brown pick that but that was I haven't played a lot. Yes. No listen, bro
Peek plat in dentist when was season five?
That was about 12 years ago. Yeah, so
Oh my god, okay, so like gold you would say we'd say I like golden
Bro better than gold bro. I swear was the one of the most game. I swear was the one of bro
You will see today. You will see today. I may drop the kills
Well, think of it this way, think of it this way, Jynxy.
Every single year, elo inflation gets worse.
It's like real-life economy inflation, yes.
So if he was platinum back in season 5, unironically today, he would be masters if he kept that
same skill level.
Okay, that's absolutely nice to hear.
I'd be like a master, I'm not joking.
Yep.
So every year that goes on, ranks become easier to get?
Yes.
Jinxie, because One is Masters, throughout the games you're gonna have to call him Master
whenever you refer to him.
Oh my god.
Okay, alright Master Mark.
Okay.
No worries.
No worries, Iron Junko.
Alright, alright.
Yo bro, I'm soon to be bronze.
Yo One, after today, we're gonna go on a crazy fucking win streak.
The whole chat's gonna be shocked as to how fucking good of a duo we are, and
I'm gonna hit bronze today, first time ever.
Locked.
Yep. What are the odds of us going from right now straight to Challenger without dropping a game?
Win streak to Challenger. Without a single loss. Yes, what are the odds? I think we'd have to start
DDoSing right? No, no, no, no. Unironically, unironically, I would say about 35%. Get this
No listen let me explain why let me explain why let me explain why okay you
are only ever limited by your own bad plays right so if you guys were to just
lock in and take like crystal meth and start playing perfectly then you would
actually be able to win every game straight to challenger does that make
sense my chat is saying it's 50% okay yeah I'm gonna be okay so what just just
yeah guys well I don't know what I'm playing this again what is this what the
fuck guys I don't fucking know either just click whatever looks good just
So read whatever you'd like, whatever looks cool as fuck, okay?
Easy, easy.
I just wasted my day.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Alright, so guys, we are getting stream sniped.
We are getting stream sniped.
Is he like jerky? Yo, don't tell us, why would you tell us to play this?
Are you brain deaf?
Dude, what the f-
No! Guys, it's to practice communication!
So already-
Bye, bye, bye, bye!
Yep, bye.
Jinx, you make sure that you buy boots.
Yeah, bro. Good. Why am I here? What is this? Okay, so listen, so so guys yes
So here it's like the plug. This is the like the prep phase now. We're gonna fight. Okay, so this is what we're gonna do
I'm gonna take the fun line with James C. And now only we're gonna need you to go in and support
Okay, nice on the bar on the bar on the bar
Yeah, this is good. This is good. So now just keep hitting the bird
Okay
Okay, so listen now I block them. Yeah, we have just keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting
Okay, so now guys focus the gun oh wait, she's for HP kill the part
What is that?
Okay, GenC, need to make call-outs.
GenC, we need to see what's going on.
Help!
Okay, guys, stay in this circle!
Oh, my gosh!
Okay, in this circle!
Fast!
Fuck!
You live with me!
Nice!
Okay, I'm back!
We're good, we're good.
I can watch this.
I would just cheat them if they rather dive
and do a truck than play this.
What the fuck is going on?
We won!
You're the galt.
Okay.
Yo, if the AK is OP, if I die on you,
I think you all get revived yes. Yes, so now Jinxie listen what we need you to do is you needed to more callouts
Okay, so what we need even playing? Yeah, so now Jinxie
No, you see
Jinxie your only call out throughout the entire game was
We need you to communicate your abilities that you have and what you're doing bro like here's what we're gonna do
We're gonna focus the where are we we're gonna focus the low HP players, okay?
Okay, well, that's good. That's good. So that's what we need like Jensie in real time. It's like we needed to see what's going on
It's not like fucking that. It's not like a rainbow six. You don't do the callouts after you die
You do it while you're alive to help people
One two or three one two or three
Different things we all different things. I don't fucking know which one yours are
I'm gonna have my attack saying to try to sing to I guess
Uh... Okay.
Fuck.
Restore 10% of your health.
Sacrifice 10% of your health.
What is this?
There's a lot of this.
There are literal enemy players walking over,
like this is blatant sniping.
Go bar, get the fuck out of our square!
Fuck!
Look, it's okay, it's okay.
So guys, this is what we're gonna do now, okay?
Everyone listen to me.
When the game starts, we're gonna need to do callouts.
to call out so I'll be primary shot caller jinxie you'll be second actually
know only you'll be secondary because you have this done and then jinxie you'll
be tertiary does that make sense guys damn I'm actually done I'm actually done
okay guys you need to do all the damage bro you need to do all the damage okay
so guys let me go in focus the graves focus on grapes jinxie
This is good. I'm warning. I'm warning you guys. You kill us Jinzy going on the first of OHP, bro
You have Q
Okay
We got the shit, bro!
I'm not going to the league anymore, bro!
Okay, okay, so listen, Jinxie, during that the problem again was that you weren't calling it out.
You need to call up, for example, I'm queuing on Thresh, I have my Q up in 5, I'm using WDT.
Like, we need to know what's going on in your brain, bro, do you understand?
Got it, yeah, got it.
Okay, ultimate, ultimate. Get your ultimate now.
Yep, yep, yep.
I want you to read what the Thresh said in the all chat.
Hold Q, what the fuck are you doing?
This guy is just blatantly in the stream.
So now guys, listen.
This is what we're going to do now.
What we're gonna do in this next fight is we're gonna have to focus on calling out abilities.
One, you need to call out when you have stun.
We need to cheer for you bro.
I've stun.
So guys, we can't go in on either of these.
No, never mind.
Never mind.
Just fight!
Fight!
I need help!
I'm getting cooked!
This is gonna be...
Help!
I'll see if I can, I'll see if I can give me a second.
Please, don't test!
Wait, wait, give me a second, am I clutch, am I clutch?
Only a nice wall only, wow!
Thank you, bro!
Blyat!
Oh, it's all you bro, you're the last one alive!
What are you talking about guys?
Okay, just come here!
Oh no!
Okay, it's fine.
Buzz alright.
Guys, that was the last one.
Go!
Fuck you!
Fuck!
Okay guys, listen, listen.
Everything's going right!
God dammit!
Guys, but see that's why we're learning!
So now we're knowing that the problem is that we're not we're not properly coordinating so we need to sit there and clump
We need to be like we need to be like a fucking like a cell like a parasite in a body
We need a clump together. Does that make sense true true?
Yo tantas, I have a question. What the fuck that's after. What is flee? What is flee?
Uh, I don't know either to be honest, but no, that's fash. That's fash
That's flash. Flies flash. And what is flash? Wait, no, wait. Oh no! Flies ghost! So you go faster.
Got it. We won. Okay. Buy items guys. Buy items as we lose. Buy items as we lose.
Alright. It's looking good. It's looking good guys. I'm gonna be honest with you. Yep.
If we lose this one, are we dead then? No, no, no. So what can you see on the
right side it says 85 that's our team health when it goes to zero that's when
we're eliminated got it got it got it all right let's go
must win must win gosh we need to play together let's focus on let's just
shred so guys yes so here on my wall focus on the low guy the focus I'm
gonna wall one I strike this out okay she's what oh my god no she wasn't focus
Drake! Drake! Drake!
Guys, Drake!
Who's Drake? Who's Drake?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Nice! Okay, one down, one down, one down.
Oh no. Oh no.
Okay. Oh no.
Help me, help me, help me, help me!
Only help! Help!
I'm a neck! Only help!
Please help!
Come, come, come, come here, here, here.
Okay, can you rest me? Try to rest me! Just rest!
I'm trying!
Okay.
I can't help you when I'm an ag.
My champion, listen to me. My champion, because you need this as well for the current game when we play.
My champion when I die, I come to an ag, and then you need to help me! You need to help me!
You're even doing a fucking ag! What the fuck type of answer is that?
Yes, yes!
Ag!
It's a bird, it's a bird. I'm part of the flock today.
Okay, so listen guys, the problem there again, Jinxie, your communication,
Your only thing so you set up the entire fight was who the fuck is Drake and help
A human being a human being would say target Annie target any target any you said target Drake bro
I'm not gonna fucking remember which one Drake is
All right, so
Wait, so say to me. Let's do me. Yeah, okay here. We fuck. Oh my god. Look at that book
We you may need to I'm gonna wall someone in I'm gonna wall someone in okay?
And then we need to shred them down on me on me come on come come come in the bush in the bush whoa whoa
Whoa, you're not
Jigsie come come come into the bush. I'm gonna walk this guy and here we go. Oh god
Okay, this is good. This is good. This is good
Who's the monster?
They're both low
Okay, okay guys. Yo, bro, I would rather I would rather literally get jumped than play this. What is this fucking mode?
Dundas this will disaster. I listen. It's okay. Just trust this brain dead shit, bro. Hey, it's just
Listen, fuck is this guys just like I was spiking. I'm not joking. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Oh
Hey, there's stream sniping. So I need you to get your line pop right now and start mocking the camera
Jinxie I need you to close your eyes and start focusing the problem Jinxie is that you're never using your auto attacks
You run around and then you just keep running as long as you just auto attack. We're good only are you mocking right now?
Okay, good snow Jinxie while only smogging we need you to sit here
And we needed to manate and channel the power of faker. Do you understand?
All right doing it
Okay, good so now guys we need to walk in because we're at 50 health we need to lock the fucking now, okay?
The confidence is gone lock in yep, okay, so here guys we focus the guan the blue bitch, okay?
Do we go in center? Do we wait wait wait wait wait push push push push push push?
Okay
Get the gun, get the gun, get the gun, get the gun, get the gun!
Can I go in and go in?
Nice! One! One down! Keep fighting!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Yes! Yes!
Help! Help! Help!
We already won, we already won, we already won, we already won, we're good.
I'm in order.
Nice, okay.
Good fucking shit, guys.
We need to, at the start, I'm just, no, like, if we go in, I feel like we die.
You attack, you lose, smell me?
Yes! Yes! It's like Rainbow Six!
We need to camp corners!
I'm head-on.
There's more to the game than that, bro.
More to the game than that.
Okay.
Alright.
Uhhh...
Fast.
Striking enemies.
Increase the damage.
Okay.
Alright.
Guys, now listen.
How it's gonna work-
Bro, can these kids stop typing this annoying shit in the chat?!
Shut the fuck up!
Yeah, to be honest, the stream setting is worse than League that I think it is in R6.
Yeah, if we don't stream set in that game, in the ranked one, I'm gonna crash out.
I'm not even joking.
No, no, it's like a 70% chance, bro.
70% chance.
Stop.
Okay guys, everyone listen.
So here, we need to hang back, sit in this bush, okay?
Oh, One, you're a primary engage.
Now Jinxie, your goal is to call out when you're using abilities and on who, okay?
I'm gonna hard to switch someone in get ready get ready. I'm gonna whoa whoa whoa sniper
Careful don't get hooked don't get hooked the guys at the Vokey could go in. I'm gonna wall one in get ready get ready
I can't see I can't see
I showed I showed I'm coming
Help! Where is my challenge-
I'M IN HERE! I AM IN HERE!
I AM IN HERE! I AM IN HERE! I AM IN HERE!
I'M IN HERE! I'M IN HERE!
They all just done! THE ALL JUST DONE!
Bro, kill them ALL! KILL THEM ALL!
G-Fo- Why are you guys run?
Oh no. All God.
We got this lump- Help! I'm a neck?
I'm already dead, bro. I'm already dead.
Ok.
OK. Listen.
What the f**k are you doing Don?
LISTEN! I'm not gonna lie.
No way!
Jingsy, there's a portal, and I accidentally went in the portal.
Fuck, I have so many us.
Okay guys, guys come to me.
Red click on the Morgana, because it's gonna make us like,
when we die, we actually get benefits from it.
I'm brain dead.
Wait, what?
Also, one, one.
Yes, yes, yes.
Every fight I just hear, I'm an egg, I'm an egg.
Whoa, we need fire!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey, hey,
you don't do what I'm an egg.
You don't just do what I'm an egg.
I'm an act the fuck type of call out when I say I'm an act you need to engage engage engage
All right, all right, okay. It's a guys. That's it
Wait, that's gambling in this remove one argument get two random ones. I'm in bang
God
You got a maximum all right
Okay, guys
Everyone listen everyone listen. What does six do? Well, what do you mean? What does it? What sex?
Chatterpressed it. Woah, it's gone.
Alright, guys, we need to win this one.
Nice shot, I just wasted 500 gold. Good shit, guys.
I mean, it's fine. Listen.
Chatterpressed 7?
Alright, I just did 6-7.
Okay, guys, everyone listen.
Lock in.
Yeah, Jinx, I don't know why the fuck you're laughing, bro. We're about to lose.
Bro, I don't even care. I wanna play.
I want to play man. Okay, come come we go push over. Yes. Everyone push everyone boy. Yeah
This was this was
Okay, oh
My yeah, I died in something. I got it. Get them out. Get them out. Get them out. I'm
An egg I'm an egg
Okay, okay guys guys. I'm not gonna lie
It is unwinnable again some cuz they are meta gaming a bullshit team comp like we can win
But we were still in we might not be able to get first but we can definitely get second. Do you smell me? Oh
Hell no fuck the second place, but we can try okay
Okay, I'll tell you it's because we need to work on our communication and so far Jink see you haven't been fucking
surrender no no no no no no yeah are you like holding us hostage in this mode
what is this bro no listen listen this is like some lobotomy fucking mode bro
it's increased damage okay listen guys we're gonna need to focus on cars because
if we lose this we get second to last place oh gosh okay come on all right
Let's see guys
We've beaten them before no yes, come on come on come on okay focus Annie okay everyone just wait here wait here
small girl Jinxie
Jinxie do you hear it on a side? Yes?
Okay, no, no, it's okay. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. Oh wait. I'm far more
Oh
Why are you
Jinxie he can choose it bro. It's good. It's got two
Bancas 1v2. Yeah, my god this thing off this
We got this
fucking baby so on a you play a character that against your will turns
you into an egg are you dead yes and you have to help are you
arranged why would you play a character that forces you into a fucking egg
because I like the wall I can just wall people in it's OP and it comes with a
side effect of the egg but it's fun you just have to help me when I scream
at jing see you just have to help me bro jing see jing see jing see jing see jing see jing see
his egg is like imagine a guy that's down but he's not dead it's like a revive in r6 so when he
says i'm egg it means that we just need to cover him so that he can respawn does that make sense
got it yep and you're gonna need to know that because you guys are going to be the
Dota challenger together
Yeah, I'm in all right. Okay guys we need to focus either Caitlyn or Master you okay
We need a walk up okay
Oh, yeah, we need to
I mean, I just got yaked in my hole. Oh, yeah, we lost
What is the damage? I'm gonna neck up. Okay. Okay. Now we can do exit now. Oh
My god. Yes. Yes. Thanks. Okay guys
Yo, don't ask I would legitimately I'm not even kidding bro. I would rather watch somebody burn my house
That was a steaming crock of dog shit
brain rot buying non-existent fucking items and then just diving into each other for 20 minutes
I would literally rather get fucking jumped than play that bullshit
Okay, but but there's good news though the good news is that we learned from that game about callouts
We learned about what on a's champion does
Only now knows how Jinx he acts in high-intensity
Intense situations, so it's like it's all around
It doesn't act no friend, but he doesn't act. What?
Why?
You always said you always said okay, okay like nothing nothing came
Oh, I
Literally
Decapitated with a sword and then out here. I'm an act. I'm an egg. I can't help you bro. I'm fucking dead on it
I'm dead, bro. Okay, how to be egg and save my life. I can't die. It's a cool down
I have to wait five seconds. Okay, so now guys
It's sort of ranked Bobby and then Jinxie you can share your screen
Oh, no, I wanted to share a screen as well so that I can watch both POVs
Make a lobby make a lobby make a lobby make a lobby got your coach
Okay, so guys, I'm gonna be switching between your streams. I'm it's like I'm gonna give a double-hand job this game
Okay, so I'm gonna be like watching both of you and helping both of you out does that make sense? Yes, bro
Thank God. Yes. Okay, my favorite ever
Jinxie Jinxie do I stay on the bird? Do you want me to stay on the bird for the right?
Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie he can only play the bird he can literally only play that
Oh, coach coach coach coach coach relax relax
Oh, no, it's only listen. It's not a front row, but we need to call things how they are
We need to call a spade a spade bro if you're on the allowee
We might as well fucking ff at 15. Does that make sense? What?
My love is actually deep now, bro
That's okay. All right. Yes. Yes your best character if a loudie top is your best here. No, no, no the bird is by from my best
Who's the bird? Who's the bird the bird is the word?
What's her name?
Anivia, yeah
All right. Hey, yeah, let me ask you a question
Yes.
Martians have the laser being planted at Earth.
We need to win a game of League of Legends or the Earth gets exploded by the Martians.
Who are you playing and what lane?
I need to get top lane.
Not even close.
Lock it.
Don't test make a fucking lobby.
I'm gonna add him in there.
One.
We need to go on a winning streak.
Wait.
No.
Because if I get bronze, I'll pull out my cock.
All right.
Are you doing that on stream or?
Yes.
Not one.
Only Don't test.
Invite me.
one okay so then I'm gonna leave okay so now Jinx your party leader switch it to
ranked yes Jinxie how many games are we a brawl of course we're getting fucking
students any name is Jinxian game bro chill chill chill how many games do I need
for or brah iron one okay so guys this is why we're gonna have to walk in
Jinxie you are currently you are twins wait wait wait I'm listening
Dante's Dante's Dante's do I go mid lane any via top lane any via Loki mid lane goes up
I'm gonna be honest you could do mid because like the thing is if you go top lane
He's never gonna help you, but if you play mid, it's like you could help him does that make sense?
Yes, yes, Loki. Okay. Now listen on a the way that Jinx he plays is he plays a very
Play for himself selfish play style. So that means we're so that means we need to realize wait
Why'd you I execute because I had bottom selected for whatever reason it's it's it's Jesus. Oh my god if I would have gotten out to fit
Yeah
Queue up again. I saw it again. On Twitter this morning, honey. Oh
Gosh, yeah, I'm not gonna lie to your cancer, bro
What you broke?
What did I do?
Oh, no, you broke rule one.
How fucking dare you, dude?
How dare you?
It was my first game of Rocket League.
All of a sudden, I'm kissing this fucking card.
By the way, you have to queue again.
I had to choose something.
GZ.
I fucking kissed this car.
I'm thinking, okay, like I'm stuck.
Like I tried to go forward.
I couldn't.
It was five seconds on the clock.
It was a fucking ranked game, I think, by the way.
It was five seconds zero zero.
What do you want me to do, bro?
Just, bro, sit there and lose the game slash draw.
No, I'm gonna win that shit. I went outside of that kissing and I fucking and hit a goal and I celebrated that said
Alright, the thing is bro
If you break rule one, it's sort of it's like a war crime, bro
Like what other rules will you break bro? You broke rule one dude? How dare you?
It's cuz that deep yeah, it's that bro. It's that deep. I'm not kidding
Bro players will do it in tournaments, bro. It's that only only it's like imagine
There's a classroom of kids and you could choose one of them to play against the basketball and you chose the make-a-wish kid
That's what you did. It's like you could you don't do that. You know what I mean?
All right, yo listen, oh no, if we get iron one today
Me and you if I can get the iron one with your help on a I will fly to Germany and suck you off
Okay, okay. I'm locked. I'm locked. Please. Yeah, I'm telling you right now. I'll carry your games
I got you. What is your actual skill just so I know? Like what can I go over? What's your skill right now?
In the tournament Tyler first picked me thinking that I'm picked back
I got faced against fucking moist more the critical and he fucked me in the ass
I lost the whole game for the whole team in it five-man team game. I lost the whole game single-handedly. I'm not joking
Wait, so on it. Here's the thing you're gonna be toppling so if you know he's not hoping in more jing see
his med now yeah I'm in a minute oh you're mid lane okay if you need me to
get committed just talk to me about me I got you I got you and if you need help
in the jungle bro if you get invaded if they fucking go into your territory
tell me bro I got you I come wait guys guys now that we have dual
communications how about we do some crazy strategies and we invade the enemy
jungle now like level one wait what if you invade I never did it okay yes
That's what we're gonna do. Okay, we're gonna try something new this game
So I'm gonna tell you guys where to walk where to go and then you guys are gonna win the game level one, okay?
Oh, hey, oh, hey, it's not this invade correctly. We win the game
I'm hot on oh, hey. Oh, I guess do I go tell me or do I go fire?
Well you're playing an iron so you played it when you're laying go fire
He's not an iron. Oh wait, oh, hey, what rank did that riot give your account like gold or silver?
No fucking clue bro. No fucking clue. Wait don't this how do I check?
Well, we're gonna find out this game and when we're in the loading screen. We're gonna see what rank he is
Okay, now guys, are you both ready? Yes or no?
Okay, okay, you're already ruining the vibes. You should be thinking fuck. Yes shitty fizz
Stop getting demoralized am I understood?
Yes, he just jumps on my wall. Okay. Yes. Yes, coach. Yes, okay. Okay. Here we go
Are you sure we want to go for an invade because there's a decent chance there in the stream? Okay?
Well, listen open up your league things we can still rank we're playing in Jynxie
Yeah, I'm waiting on it. I'm waiting on it
Scratchy stuff. He has a 2014 batch a guy on our team. What the fuck is this?
Okay, so you guys are playing right now. Wait, is that gold?
Stop
Wait on wait, is that is that gold or is it bronze?
iron bronze bronze bronze bronze there's four bronze okay okay you guys are playing bronze but the
thing is this is a high bronze lobby this is a high bronze lobby and also onay it's not fizz mid
it's fizz jungle fast wait what does fizz do don't test so like a freak yeah no he is so what fizz does
is he has this little like slippery pole and then he puts it inside of people and the reason why people
hate him so much is because he can actually make it so it's impossible to hit him by pressing
this ability but that ability also does like a billion damage.
Okay.
Rojin, so you need to rename bro, you're gonna get slapped every game with that fucking
name bro.
No, no, yes, streamer mode, yes streamer mode, it's okay, it's okay.
Actually, okay, okay, coach, coach, coach, okay.
Do I have a streamer mode?
Yes, yes.
Okay, so now guys, what are you gonna do?
Walk to the enemy blue buff now.
Now both of you.
Okay, fast fast. Oh, no, you're gonna say blue bottom up top. What's up?
But top top top and we blue top top top. Okay, this is good here here
Yes, yes, so now Jinx he walked to the bush that only is pinging. Okay, coach. We're doing this one Jinx
Yes, this is an invade. Okay. Are you sure we should get you got this
Yes, only ask to coach. Yes, only you two so now guys
I wanted to walk into the actual buff now the bush in the buff go fast
Go go go Jinxie!
Okay, Onee get your Q ready
Okay, okay
No, so Onee you're gonna have to help him. So Jinxie you're gonna have to smite the blue at 600
Onee help him do this. Now Jinxie ward over the wall or Onee ward over the wall
No, yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah, so Onee go back to lane now. This is good
No, it's okay. Listen. Listen, you're good. You're good. Don't worry about it.
Yes, yes, yes, you're okay. Okay. Okay. JNC level up W. Okay. Now press. Okay. Okay.
Walk walk to lane yet through that. It's okay. It's okay. Relax. You're freaking me out.
Oh, I need you to calm down. Okay. We're gonna play right today. I need you to stay calm, bro.
Okay, okay freaking me out better than I'm a egg shit
Okay, so guys listen so what we do now we're we're gonna play Jinxie talked about folk here
Oh, Nate your only goal this game is you shit in that sinchur's mouth. Do you understand me?
Yes, bro, but like you just went to America for the first time and it was a Taco Bell
It's Shavaganza, and you're like all loaded up and ready to pre-fire you do you understand what I'm getting at
I'll make it fast blooded. No, you got this you got this bro. Okay, so now jing see. Let's jump up when you see what's happening
This is good. Okay. No, only remember don't have yes jerking both of our cocks off
Okay, that's true. Okay, so now jing see go towards the wrapper side after okay now only what you're gonna do is
Yep, you're farming. You're doing good. So only I don't want to okay
That's good. So now what you're gonna do on a is you're just gonna like focus on on farming
I want you to try to cue the the the cintra to an either cintra try to line it max range go you got this now
Yes
Good. Okay. No good. Now block off and farm jing see I'm looking at you now
Okay
I am the voice of reason so now listen jingsy keep farming you're gonna look botsy
Yo, you need to calm the fuck down on it
You're gonna make me panic bro. I go back on this. I go back. Yes. Yes. Go back. That's good. That's good
So now jingsy keep farming your camps on a you're gonna buy your items and you're gonna walk back mid jingsy
Blue and grump on a when the wave gets back mid
It's gonna be even wave state what you're gonna do is you're gonna try to trade with this Sandra
Do you know what trading means?
trading
It's when you fight with her because now you got items and she didn't so you're stronger than she is
Yes, fuck her. Yes, you can't believe when you are next to it. Okay, so now I'm gonna wait
So now for that check this out. Okay. I'm looking like Jin see go for the bar crab Jin see bar crab
Okay, only this is oh, wow. Okay. Jesus have a fucker ready a third HP. Okay, so now listen
This is what we need only you're gonna farm Jinxie are gonna gang commit after the scuttle crab
No, you need a gang made through that again. Oh
Walk walk walk west. Yeah, good
Oh my god
there.
This is Japan Flash meme, I started saying a Japan Flash.
What does that mean?
They mean you fucking flash for absolutely no reason like you're going to Japan.
I'm not gonna help, Jinxie.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Bro, stop with this Iron Man egg shit.
What is that character?
Okay, that's it, be honest, we're gonna lose.
I'm here to be honest, no, it's looking fine right now.
Like the thing is, Jinxie Pest tab, hold tab.
So you actually have almost double One's farm.
One, you're playing versus a bronze mid laner.
We need you to rock it, bro!
I got you, coach.
Okay, so now listen, Jinxie, keep farming.
One, dodge your Q, land your Q, land your E, okay?
Do you want me to get this?
Okay, here we go, check this out.
Yes, Jinxie can gank up to Raptors.
Okay, okay, now Jinxie, Jinxie.
No, no, no, no, through the bush!
Through the bush, okay, it's too late, it's too late.
Go to the wolves, go to the wolves.
Shit, that's so much time.
I need to say shroo-
Oh god, that's not the thing!
He just said through the bush!
Remember, I'm a fucking infant toddler baby on this game.
Okay, okay, I got you.
Okay, okay, so now, uh, what we're gonna need.
Jinxie.
Onate doesn't have ulti-hat enabled, so you're gonna have to find the enemy midlaner for him.
Say, wow, Sinchra?
You're getting gapped by 100 ping.
Now, Jinxie.
Go to your gromp after this, and then you're playing bot crab, okay?
Okay, what do you say I said gave time at the same gap
So only listen that means that right now you have both of syndrome's cheeks
Spread and your tongue is so far down there, bro that they could find it in fucking Australia does that make sense about that?
Yes
Oh my god
to say we bro it's like there's a group project and you just sat home all day and
jerked off while jingxi was doing all of it and you're like hey guys we got this
like right now on a you are dropping the fucking ball we need you to lock in thank
you coach seriously okay so no only you better not waste your wall and lane
we needed to help jingxi in the river okay no go for your go for your clear
Jinxie. It's fine. It's fine. Okay. So now only what you're gonna do only I want you to
invade his raptors go to his raptors and place a ward there so we can have
information. No, no, don't go grubs. Listen, Jinxie, just folk clearing. It's fine.
Got it, Zundar missing, Zundar missing, careful!
Okay.
You want me to do what? You want me to do what, DanTest?
Okay, so now, yes, now, only, you're gonna go to the enemy rafters.
Wait guys, where the fuck is the eye on discord?
Oh, here it is.
Okay, I'm watching.
Bro, my teammate's pinging grubs.
Is this guy fucking stupid or what?
I'm not going for grubs.
This is good, guys. We're doing actually good.
I'm not joking.
Fuck you and your grubs, kid.
Okay, guys, now listen to me.
You guys didn't listen so now only just take them mid wave
This is good because I don't think you're gonna be able to solo kill the Sinja
Oh, they recall you're almost out of manner, bro
You need a recall and then you're gonna walk back mid snow Jinxie your mid laner is recalling
So what you need to do is you need to play for the gromp after the gromp you're playing barcrabba, okay?
Got it. Okay. No, only I've got coach. Okay. Yes. This is good. So now only listen
Well, what we need is we need to establish a play on timer
So only hard shove the midway and rotate to the bottom crab, okay?
Yep, this is good
This is good, why's the crab walking to fucking Nardia? No, it's fine. Trust me. Okay, so now I'm with you
Okay, so now listen you guys are good
So you're gonna want to get the crab and then afterwards Jinxie you're gonna look for the enemy wrappers only get mid pile
You need to fucking help him
The rafters am I understood what?
Okay, we go
Okay, so now Jinxie after these wrappers I want you to ward the bush with the bush right here press for the bush
You want me? I can give you less! Fuck!
No, no, no, no, no, don't say that, bro. She wouldn't have even been one HP if I didn't
wall. We almost had her. We almost had her, bro. Trust.
Okay, Jensie, the reason you didn't get that kill is because you could have fucking
HOLD! YEEEK! YEEEK!
Wait, you're fighting?
Okay, GenC, flash on him! You can flash!
FLASH UP WITH THE BALL!
Oh, okay.
Ah, okay, Chase, just run, just run, you got this.
Get him, get him, get him!
Don't beat the syndrome, the first time!
Oh my god, you wouldn't hold Q.
Okay.
Oh my-
No, no, no, no, please! No! No! No! No! Please! No! No! No!
GenC.
You need to fucking do one thing!
What is it?!
Fold Q for...
Okay! Now, Oni!
I'm gonna need you to tell Jinxi that he saw a lot of breathing for 30 seconds
because he didn't hold this Q.
Stop fucking breathing for 30 seconds.
You didn't hold the fucking Q.
We would have kept this in round.
Then you fucking instigated on me saying that I want you in!
So now, Oni, all of that pent-up aggression that you have
because you're losing lane to a bronze mid laner,
I want you to take it over on Jinxie while he's still on breathing.
He's pinging me.
He's questioning my pinging me this fuck.
It's fine, it's fine, listen, listen.
Okay, so now listen, listen.
What we're gonna do, Sher, Jinxie,
why the fuck are you on walls?
What?
Sorry, go dragon?
Go dragon?
Yes, put two, put the fuck, why are you on walls?
Okay, it's fine, whatever.
So listen, One, One, we need mid priority.
Rotate dragon, One!
Rotate to the fucking dragon!
Oh dragon!
Dragon now!
Coming, coming, coming!
Someone have zoners!
I don't get help!
No we can't help you, he's on the dragon!
Oh they stopped selling your fucking teammate!
Help! Help!
I'm coming Jinxc!
Okay, you guys can fight!
Only he's getting out of this wall in three seconds!
Chase!
here we go here we go
hold your q jingxi out to go to crash out
he didn't he didn't hold this q he didn't hold he okay okay
oane oane jingxi didn't hold this q two times what's two times 30
60 seconds of no breathing
yep okay and now listen now to make him feel even worse
what we need to do is oane all this pent up aggression that you have
because you're losing lane to a bronze sinja take it out on jingxi while you're still on
Sorry
Only only you have 26 seconds while you're dead flame your duo fast
Resting tap and I see zero on two are you playing this game single player?
It's all you do fun creeps and that's all they told the team fighters
Okay, so now listen this is what we're gonna have to do only buy some items
We need some fucking items right now Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie
You better walk the fucking boy because right now on your coach and only is seen this and it's embarrassing for me
So you need to walk the fucking
Dude he came all the way from Germany on a hundred ping to help you in your adventure
I know I'm sorry.
He could be unboxing fucking carpet outfits and instead he's watching this shit!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, don't talk about cases.
Okay, okay.
Alright, so now this is what we're going to do.
Okay, Jinxie, talk to Bob Folkler.
And then afterwards you're going to recall and you're going to look on the Herald, okay?
Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.
Alright, guys, how about we make things interesting?
Whoever ends this game with more deaths has to tell how much money they've lost lifetime on CSGO cases
Oh
How are you
Only come on only if you want to talk about Shisa, how about we talk about your fucking waiting face man?
It's a bronze Saint-Germain!
Oh my, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Like, we need to lock the fuck in, Onay!
No, you're the one selling!
So, Jinxie, after the Gromp, you're gonna look bot.
Okay, Onay, listen.
Rock-a-mit, you got this, shit, bro.
Do you want me to look ripped, Daryl, or no?
It's because I'm mid-night-night, and he's brutally mobbed.
No, okay, so you don't want-
Dank-mit! Go-mit!
Jinxie, go-mit! Onay!
Your jungler's coming to help you!
You better use your abilities properly.
He needs this
Okay, so now this we're gonna do Jin see you're gonna recall by our item on a farm up
Okay, we need her to get strong. You like coach. Yep. This is good. You like song didn't move from soul leveling
It's still tough so you scale
Wait, would you say Jin see
Fucking bro. We're down four kills. Come on. Okay, so now Jinxie. What the fuck are you running, but what is that blood?
Are you taking the piss Jinxie?
He's taking the fucking shit, that's not even the piss, that's the shit
Okay, oh they walk up. He needs you now Jinxie all the way all the way you can't fight this
Okay, go to your crugs now. Flash! Flash! You might need a flash! You might need a flash!
Okay, okay. Now walk to your crugs. You got this.
All right, Onay. Farm up. Farm up. This is looking good.
Farming, farming coach. Farming, farming.
This is good. This is good.
I'm rich right now. I'm rich right now. Check this out, coach!
Okay, I'm looking mid. I'm looking mid.
Fuck!
Missed on me! Missed on me! Missed on me!
Okay, just fight him! Fight him!
Yes! Yes!
Okay, nice!
No, Onay! What are we doing? Or do we all get to kill?
Uh, we congraction at him, JC, good fucking job, you're the goat!
There you go, good! Now we're establishing communication!
So guys remember, when you flame your duo, you need to also congratulate him to give him Stockholm syndrome.
That way he never duels with anyone besides you. Does that make sense?
Yes. Yo, coach, did you see what I typed? Did you see what I typed?
Show me, what did you type, JC?
I said, well played, Jens, are you done?
There you go, that's what I like to see! That's what I like to fucking see!
See what do we tell her do it when he flames me the enemy jungler?
Oh
Hey, honey drag drag drag. Okay. Coming back. Coming back now. Now. There's a bit of an issue
Oh, they almost has zero mana. So only you're just gonna auto attack the dragon do not use abilities
Okay, now listen keep fighting this you got this after the dragon jing see you're gonna go
Dragon
Okay, good. So now listen Jin see go grump on a push one way mid reset. This is good. Got you, baby
Okay, guys, I'm gonna be honest
Guys, it's your dual ship a Lamborghini. Yes or no? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
It fucking must because it looks pretty good under the hood right now. Do you understand?
Okay, so you're gonna go merchants get merchants good
Okay, good there we go, that's a nice item I like to see that snow
Okay, so listen, oh no go top help Jin see
Help GenC! Top! Top!
Okay, now guys.
Coming, coming, coming, coming.
Okay, GenC you're gonna fight this.
Okay, go in, go in, go in.
Come, come, come.
GenC out!
Out!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, what the fuck!
Okay, just keep fighting, keep fighting.
This is good.
Oh my god.
Done, done, done!
Oh my god.
Okay, hold Q!
Hold!
Why are you fucking hold Q GenC?
Okay, now let me ask you guys a question, because this is a democracy.
Who deserves to breathe less?
The guy that didn't hold Q, or the guy that balled off his own fucking teammate from getting
a kill?
Which one deserves less to breathe?
We killed that fizzy fist, no?
Okay, so who's your vote for, Onay?
Who deserves less to breathe?
Oh, back, back, back, back, back!
Jynxie, go in, go in, go in.
Okay.
go farming camps, go farming camps.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna go wolves.
One, listen, we're gonna need to lock the fuck in right now.
Are you locking in?
Yes, I locked in, I locked in.
Listen, but you're not locked in enough.
Get your fucking lamp out.
Get your lamp out and put it up to your face while you lane.
You need a mod, the enemy Syndra.
Am I understood?
Oh, no.
I'll look back into that.
You have to One, you have to, it's the only way.
What?
Okay, yes, yes.
Hold the lamp to your face, One, and then recall.
Hold the lamp to your face while you recall.
I'm working!
Yes!
Good!
Great!
What the f**king coaching is this?
Okay.
Do I go back middle?
Yeah, now you're good.
Okay.
You just ultramogged.
It's now Jengzee.
You're gonna have to mod bot.
Get the grand bot bot.
This is looking good for us.
And also Jengzee.
Jengzee, let me ask you a question.
Did the Karate Kid ever question the teachings
of sensei doji moto yes or no no he didn't see better never fucking say what
the fucking is this again yeah that's good that's good okay we can get him we
can get him uh make hands jing see go find your crugs okay I miss one more
candy right across okay guys listen uh go for the crugs so what we're gonna do
share you too are gonna be fucking dueling the baron soon maybe I'm
yes yes I'm telling them to
around no yes yes ever bring you down
for the best come on guys around good
jinxie can we do the baron have you
yes now no jinxie let me ask your
question if I said maybe you can look
for the Baron why the fuck do you
not have a sprite I can't get the
I'm gonna buy the words to fat, gotcha.
It's okay, just keep hitting it.
I don't have a smile.
I don't need you to smile just because you want to.
Okay, no, RGNC, I'll dissinja, I'll dissinja,
I'll dissinja, I'll dissinja, WR her.
W, if you W, then R gives more range.
Yes, Oney, Oney, WR, WR, fuck, fuck,
God damn it, Oney, okay, that's good.
My bad, my bad, coach, my bad.
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm a user.
Do we go back or no?
No, no, no, you can't anymore.
You can't anymore.
But it's okay Oney, you don't need to apologize.
I'm used to you disappointing me with your walls.
So it's all right.
Oh!
OK, so listen, now what we're going to do.
Jeng-C, Raptors, and then after you
look on the walls, OK?
Coach, I'm going to get the tower.
OK, that's what I like to see.
A second ONA pixel has just hit the mid-tower.
All right, this is good.
Oh, oh, oh.
My bad.
OK, so now listen, what we're going to do, Chair.
ONA.
OK, just look on the recall, it's OK.
Recalling?
Yes, recall. This is good.
I'm gonna fight him though. I need a little more...
Yeah, you know what? Stand line. Stand line.
You're only missing 100 gold right now. This is good.
Coach! Coach!
Yes. Coach, look at my CS.
Yep. Now, hold tab. Hold tab.
Okay. How much does he... There you go.
You have 40 CS more than your mid laner.
So, Onay, because you're getting out CS by 40,
you're not allowed breathing for 40 seconds.
Starting now.
Jinx, he counted out.
Right now. Right now. Right now. I'm not in it now.
Jinx, he counted out. So, he knows.
three four five okay now only while you're not breathing I wanted to hold up
the lamp to your face so that you can mug them you need to mug them
jimsy keep counting yes good on the fuck
are you looking to the camera man look into the camera I need to make sure that
you're not breathing okay good all right that's good okay good put the
I'm down this is good now
Okay, oh god
Wow
No, I'm gonna be honest. That's my bad. I didn't even realize it around the dragon, but this is good only finish
the back of the
Next down next down next down the fuck man, I have the drink
Fuck you don't eat the drink we don't eat the drink we don't eat the drink no no no listen only it's like imagine
You you give us an ice cream, but then you shed them over it instead of putting sprinkles
Are we supposed to be happy now that we're eating ice cream?
That's my bad dog
Well listen dude if that's your bad then say sorry to your duo now
Locianto locianto jinxi locianto locianto. I don't speak Chinese
Say it in English
Spanish
Come on guys. We got you
Alright, so now, GenC, talk to bot, folk clear, you're gonna look on the crowd.
Ironically, the most intense game of League of Legends is human history, lock the fuck
in the fucking door!
Yes, but I'm telling you, it's fucking good, only we're gonna need luck and you're doing
good though, bro.
I'm telling you, it's like it's sort of rough, but now you're fucking opening that
Cintra's mouth and it's a grand canyon as you let loose inside of it.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Coach, is it almost baron time?
What do we think, coach?
Um, okay, so GenC, you're gonna finish your talk to bot, folk clear?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, okay, so JNC finish your folk here, and then you guys are gonna look for a setup play together
So now I'm not gonna talk for the next
Okay, so now listen what I'm gonna do now is I'm not gonna talk for the next two minutes
You guys need to talk to each other let each other know what's happening starting now
I have a half act we could initiate
What you want to go bottom up on a this is looking like a bot game
do you get double blue double do you get double blue yes right yes I'm not gonna
laugh really I'm gonna get ready for middle careful Jynx I need your help
low-key we can get it right now I'm gonna flank me I'm back I'm back I'm back
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
Only we need to focus on-
CHEESY BASTARD FUCKING W!
YOU CAN KILL HER HAND!
FLASH HALT! FLASH HALT!
ONE! Help him! ONE! Help!
AUT! AUT! YES!
HOLD Q! HOLD Q!
YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Okay, it's fine. Okay, listen.
ONE, help him.
The bastard's coming! Help him!
I got you!
Okay, go burn!
You're your walls
Yo, he flashed over that
That's my bad dog. That's my bad. Oh
My god
Without the coaching how do we do how do we do I'm gonna be honest. It was looking fine. Oh god
What is that I got him I got him I got him
Hey, hey, hey, hey, but why are you in that jungle? No from
Am I nuts I didn't order a pizza dude fuck this shit wait
So Jinxie you're telling me that you're about to order a fucking pizza
That's just gonna make you enter a fucking food coma. No, you're gonna order a fucking steak
Okay deal alright, so I got a door to actually a steak might taste like a fucking shoe
I'm not going to rat you.
I don't give a fuck how it tastes.
I give a fuck that you're not holding your goddamn queue.
You don't deserve to be happy while you eat.
You deserve to feel like shit.
I'd even order you.
You don't fuck it, Jinxy.
No board-ashing.
You're going to go downstairs after this game
and you're going to eat stale bread
as punishment for not holding your queue.
Yo, Jinxy.
If one more time I hear Dantas after one of our fights say
Hold W. Hold Q.
It can't be that hard, bro!
Warwick is one of the easiest champs I'm not gonna lie, call me back.
Great, great, great.
You should try it, easy champ!
Because you've walled me off five fucking times!
I'm telling you right now.
Five! Five times!
You're telling me right now, teammate.
Have you lost your mind?
Guys!
Relax!
You've got the walling!
Guys!
Delinquent child!
Guys, I hate you one time, and I secure to kill the other time.
I'll be taking the piss.
Enough!
We are on the same team, guys.
Now, bro...
What?
Jinxie!
Do you wanna get iron one or not?
Like it or not?
Then like it or not?
This guy's your mid laner.
So you better fucking hold Q and lock the fucking...
No, you're not laughing.
Why the fuck are you laughing when you haven't held your Q this game?
We can find Vavik Vavik.
This is good.
Go in, go in.
This is good.
I like this.
And Jinxinxinxinxinxinxinxinxinxinxinxinxinxinxin!
I've got a watermelon! I've got a watermelon!
Good! Good! Good!
JINXIE!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Wait, who did we try to kill? That was not Jin. He was HELLA. Thank you. Who was that?
Okay, guys. The reason why you lost that is because JINXIE, you used all your abilities on the fucking tank!
MAN!
Did we all focus Garen?
Yes! Yes! It's like you're getting invaded by a country and they have tanks
and you're fucking having these sharp sticks and instead of...
Can I be honest, coach? I was trying to order the gin and I missed. I'm not gonna lie.
Then how about not fucking missing?
Yes, sir.
I was trying to wall in the gin. Did I wall in the Garen collection?
Okay, so no listen. This is the only way
Jin see I want you to apologize to on a and do a little like thumb boy voice be like
I'm sorry daddy on a and talk to him like that for the next two minutes as punishment
Okay, how does that make you feel now? Oh
Better better better now. I know at least I don't know now. It's like kind of understand
Yeah, good. No only only this we're gonna do now. You're gonna say
And you're gonna make whipping sounds and every time you make one of those Jincy's gonna say, uh, okay
Yes, yes, yes
Are we that ass?
Yep, no, he's actually right.
Faker did this.
Yep, this here.
And it's part of the SKT training regimen.
Yeah.
Okay, so now listen.
We're gonna have to look on the Baron.
You guys can Baron.
Baron now!
The jungler's butt!
Baron!
No!
You and I, you and I, you and I.
Okay, so now we're gonna do other shit, okay?
Come on, come on.
Oh!
Okay, okay, listen.
If the enemy team comes, you guys seem back off.
but it doesn't look like they will
I can ward them off, Jinxie
If they come, I can ward them off
Yes, yes, yes
No, no, no, I like this
I like this idea
I'm gonna cut your wall
Let it all, I'm gonna cut it
Jinxie, Jinxie, stop panicking
Do you have flash or no?
Okay, only wall now
Wall of the entrance, now
Now
Only now
What the fuck, only
Wow
Nice
Wall of the entrance, wall of the entrance
Okay
Good
We're setting up a defensive perimeter
Keep hinting it
Now, Jinxie
Uh, ult to the garen, ult to garen!
Oh god, I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
Oh, oh no. Oh no.
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
Help, help! Help! Help!
Oh no.
Uh... guys.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, I messed up my...
Oh, come on, come on, come on!
No.
I survived in two earned.
Okay.
Jynxsy, don't talk for five seconds.
Look at this dog! Look at this!
Look what I'm doing! Look at what I'm doing! Don't!
Wait, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Okay.
Onee, Onee, are you aware of what Jinxie did that fight? Yes or no?
No, Coach, don't tell him.
I just fucked her in the ass.
No, no. Coach, don't tell him.
Jinxie! Enough!
You didn't know what WLQ?
No, no, no, Onee, it's worse than that.
Jinxie, start running now!
Jinxie, I swam, God, I swam.
Onee, Onee, listen, I smited about one second too early
and I sold the entire match because of it.
Okay, so yes, Onee, essentially what happened there
is instead of ulting the Garen, Jinxie ulted out of the pit
And then afterwards he flashed back in the pit, missed his smite and then Fizz got the Baron and then he died.
Do you see? How many else do you have in this game? I'll be honest.
Dantas, what do you think? 25-30?
No, you have at least 50 hours.
Oh. Oh. Dantas, I have a question.
Yep.
You're his coach. I'm just his teammate for the first time. Like I'm experiencing this for the first time, right?
Yep.
How do you feel?
I'm gonna be honest like seeing things like that. It's like witnessing a nuclear bomb go off in your hometown
You can't do anything except just watching the horror as you accept the absolute horrible things that are happening around you
I'm gonna plant the whole team. Get ready to fight. Oh, they're gonna jump the chance. I'm watching you. I'm watching you, okay?
Okay, Jinxie. We're all watching
What the fuck are you?
Hold Q. Hold Q
more aggressive it's not okay I'll try I'll try a little okay no no do it listen
you have 20 seconds up only start doing it now and jinx you know how you need to
act and I want you to put effort and energy into those moments only start
FUCHO! FUCHO! FUCHO!
Sorry, Daddy, I'll be out of town.
FUCHO! FUCHO! FUCHO! FUCHO! FUCHO!
FUCHO! FUCHO! FUCHO! FUCHO!
FUCHO! FUCHO!
That's right!
Don't do that shit again, bro.
Now, let me ask you, Jinxy, did you enjoy that?
Yes or no?
Yes.
Wait, wait.
FUUUUCK!
Then we can't do it anymore!
You're supposed to NOT enjoy it!
Coach, how do we win? Talk to me.
Okay, listen, what we're gonna need to do is we're gonna do lock in guys group med now
Jinxie you need to type group med now, and then start spam pinging you guys are gonna go for 5v5 as long as you don't
Monumentally fuck this up. You still have an easy way of winning this game. I'm telling you
I listen I can't even tell you Jinxie, but you found a way to and every single one of the other fights
Okay, we have to keep fighting women. Okay, look on the dragon the dragon the dragon John the dragon
What's happening there? Go you guys got this fight the dragon go go go face. Oh my god, Jeng see hold fucking Q
Jeng see okay good nice. She holds you. Okay. Keep going. Okay. Now go mid mid mid mid. No chase no chase mid
Jeng see you didn't hold Q again. You didn't hold Q again. By the way
Thanks you
Can it be that half-press one problem during a fight?
I don't know what to say, I don't know what to say
It's hard guys, it's hard
No it's not!
Jinxy, you know how to do it bro!
Why the fuck aren't you doing it?
Wait, are we gonna get backline?
No, no, you guys are good
Just keep hitting the turret
Wait, this is great, this is great
Yeah, this is good, keep hitting, keep hitting
Keep pushing, keep pushing, right?
Yes, keep pushing, keep pushing
Keep pushing
All one of you need to help me here
Here we go, here we go, he's wrong, he's wrong
JINXIE oh no no no no no no no no noooooooooooo
Shred him shred him shred him
JINXIE you're so gay
JINXIE YEAAA
KILL
nineteen
OK now keep pushing keep pushing
ONE WALM OFF
ONE USE YOUR FUCKING OPPILITIES MAN
KONTEN GOLD I SAID IT
OK good good, keep going keep going keep going
keep hitting the turrets this is good
this is what we like to see
OK back up oh not mine there's someone on the next
oh god
OK JINXIE let him die
hey there's teammate guy
WON THE WAY LET HIM DIE
LET HIM DIE
but oh god oh no okay oh my god about okay run on this is good this is good
okay now listen guys recall that's good I just fucked them so hard no I'm gonna
be honest guys guys I'm just gonna say give me a web to keep it listen listen
okay guys I don't know whether I'm watching Jinxian on a pixel or T1
Faker and owner. I don't know what's happening now. This is probably one of the most
No, I like a listen you can blush if you want bro, but I'm just speaking the fucking facts. I'm like the newspaper
All right, so now guys
Listen, you were not look at look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me
Okay guys listen listen push med and then afterwards 20 seconds on Baron we want that Baron
Jynxsy why the FUCK ARE YOU DANCING MAN that game is not over
Baron go Baron, okay now push one more wave, one more wave and then Baron
One more wave and then Baron Jynxsy
Yep okay Jynxsy already you saw walking away go to the Baron
Here we go, here we go Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron.
No no no, no fast, now now now
Okay now Jynxsy, you cannot fuck this up
Jynxsy you fucking piece of shit
If I see you dance again, you're gonna be fucking dancing while I have a firing squad.
Aim AK's at you!
Oh!
Okay, let's go.
Okay.
I'll- I'll- I'll take out an- I'll take out an impressive-
Oh no!
Okay!
Oh my god!
Okay, Onay, you're about to knock-
You knocked out-
Back, back, back!
Okay.
Onay, it's all on you, bro.
It's all on you, bro.
This is all you.
Come on.
Yes!
I killed you, I killed you, I killed you, I killed you!
Oh my god, yes!
Okay, run away, run away.
Wall them!
Wall them, Onay!
Wall them!
WE NEED TO BUILD THE WALL!
OH NAME PIXEL!
WE NEED TO BUILD THE WALL!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Stop, stop, I'm nervous, I'm nervous.
I go back, I go back, I go back.
Oh my god, okay.
Recall, we need to recall now.
We, we're, we got baron!
Yes, that's, that's good, that's good.
You guys, you guys said great, you guys said great.
Bro, oh no, I'm not gonna lie.
I think we're gonna win this game, bro.
I'm competing so bad at it.
I think we're gonna win.
We will, we will, we will.
JC, JC.
one bad team fight we lose bro
yes exactly that's why you guys see the group med right now
okay now listen you guys are gonna spam ping and you guys are gonna group med
fast please
this is what we need yes yes like that yes just like that
yes like listen I need you all to come and shove it in
you need to come shove it in and then afterwards go and say on all five of them
does that make sense
Yep, I'm gonna jump this syndrome. Okay. Oh nigga, right to follow up. This is it gonna be all you and Jinxie
Okay, okay. Yes, okay run away run. Okay. Oh, no
I need help, I need help!
Help, help, help, help, help!
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
Okay, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, you can still hold.
Yeah, you guys can still hold.
Now, Jynxie, type kill minions.
Type kill minions.
Good, that's what we need to see.
Good. I'm gonna shut my window outside,
just in case my neighbors are hearing this.
Give me one second.
Oh, no.
This is the closest game of League of Legends ever played in my life, on it, on it, on it, on it, on it, this is the closest game of League of Legends ever played in my life, I've never seen anything like this.
Jinxie won that teamfight and it's over, you need to lock in, hold W, hold Q, whatever your champion does, I don't know what it does, you're a warrior, you're the fucking wolf, you're the wolf, lock in.
Yep, Jinxie, you're the wolf of Diddy's Mansion, do you understand?
Yes, yes.
Whoa, whoa!
Yeah, different analogies.
Yeah, listen, it's a it's an insider thing on a just trust the process got it got it got it
Okay, so what we need now five med just start with actually the dragon Jin see hold tab when is that dragon spawning?
It's 20 seconds. Okay, you guys need to go on the dragon. You guys need to do the dragon go to the dragon the dragon start painting the dragon
Okay, go to the dragon
Oh no no no I need the wave I need the wave.
Nobody mean you need the wave bro it's ALJER!
Oh my god.
Okay.
Oh god.
Okay.
Wait just wait just wait it's okay it's okay this is fine this is fine this is fine.
Oh I don't know about this.
No no it's okay trust trust.
Okay only you're gonna have to set up the place this all rests on your shoulders
cause Jengzee wasted his fucking ult so you need to shut it up.
I'm gonna die I'm gonna die.
Oh god.
I don't know fact 30 seconds.
Please find him.
Please.
W Morgana.
Vaz!
Oh, no.
Okay, guys, guys, guys, listen.
Listen.
Oh, no.
Get the gen.
Okay.
E, E, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Okay.
Wait.
Uh, go go ahead.
Gen C, go go go.
Yes!
He held it.
Hold Q hold Q hold Q hold your fucking Q Jynxie so how my god you fucking hold
that you motherfucker you fucking mother fucker go to the dragon go to the
dragon go to the dragon Jynxie if I open your shim and I see you smiling I'm
gonna fucking just like that you wipe that fucking smile if you're fucking
face it out or else only pixels gonna fly out to the states I'm getting you down with the MAK10 do you understand?
Hey hey hey coach coach!
Yes yes I'm sorry I'm sorry
It's not a MAK10
Okay it's fine it's fine
I need to go back face I need to go back face guys
Go back base med back base med fast
Oh no!
Okay this is good this is good this is what we need to see right now
Right now it's looking good it's looking good right now
If I die I'm gonna break my monitor
oh okay help oh my god help why you an egg no only get out of the egg get out
of the egg why were you in a egg oh my god I'm gonna cry okay listen on it on a
when we feel like crying what do we do as men cry no we start mocking hold the
Lamp up to your face right now while you're respawning Jinxie try to run Jinxie try to run
Okay, this is good. This is good. Okay, only keep it right there. Yes Jinx
You're gonna recall go back mid when you guys respawn go back
It's saying into your fucking respawn it's all you're all farming for the respawn
We need maximum or for the Baron if we don't have maximum fucking law then why the fuck are we even playing this game?
God damn it
Okay, now put the alarm down and walk towards the Baron fast, please
Okay
No, it's like two minutes. There's two minutes now Jinxie take the crab
Jinxie you want those crabs, baby? Yep. We don't get this baron is over. Yep
Okay, Jinxie you must be on spring break and forward of the way you love those crabs does that make sense?
Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay, so now listen go med. Med. Med. Med. Med!
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, push push push. This is good. I'm scared. Don't be scared, bro. You got this.
And be honest, and be honest. One bad, you die you lose. Yes. Oh no. No, it's fine. It's you two against the world.
It's you two against the world
Okay, only only do not walk up too far
Jinx he's standing in front of only
Yeah, just back off. It's fucked. It's fucked
We need a team fight. No, do we wait for Thundermare? Do we wait for Thundermare?
Yeah, we might have to we might have to we might have to back back back back back back back back back maybe
Okay, let's wait for Trunder, bro. Let's wait for Trundamere. Yep, GenC you can recall. Now GenC, buy the elixir of iron
I'm scared, on this on everything. I'm okay. GenC. Your duo is scared start holding his hand and time. It's all gonna be okay
Oh, yeah, I can talk a little bit if you need me to know Sarah's dad. We're gonna lose the game GenC. I'm not talking
No, just back up as learn
JNC, you do not want to walk up bro, you do not walk up here.
Well we need to wait for Trin.
That's calling me nuts, correct me from around, but we need to wait until everyone is respawned.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, it's like, think of it this way guys, it's like
you kidnapped someone and now you're trying to steal their kidneys, but you need to
wait until they're fully asleep.
That's like your team, we need to wait until they're fully respawned or else if we
go before then it fucks up the whole operation no stay back stand with the
tritz the tritz the tritz are friends we can get him
oh man no you can't get the face he fucked up his wall again jing see mr.
wall no no no hey coach coach he fucking jumped over the wall bro with
a fucking jabogo stick okay okay but just just back up just back up this
this is not enough and i'm not going to have to know how to know how to know how to know
now just walk back i want back okay okay sit under the turd now your chinamiri is coming
back but it doesn't have a ball game ever played okay jincey you're gonna have to
halt the sinja so look for an opportunity i'm gonna wall one and fist one and fist one
Dude, why the fuck are you blowing the fist?
He's the only one that can go over!
Suck!
Okay, listen.
Jynxie, look for an ult on the Syndra.
One, wall, and oh my go-
Kill the Gavon.
Okay, good, good.
Jynxie, flash way, flash way, flash!
Flash!
Gavon dead?
No, it's not.
Okay, One just live.
you can clear the minion waves, you can hold your the last sign of defense
oh my god
good, good, yep
oh no
oh wait, wait
okay listen, oney do not walk up
just focus on farming the minions
just kill all the minions
it's you guys against the world right now but i think you have what it takes
uh... jamesy for the next twenty seconds i want you
to make sense of
okay nevermind
it's got shots
okay
but i'm scared as fuck i'm not even joking i'm scared as fuck
it's okay it's okay it's okay listen what are they doing what what have
enemies listen listen it's okay just trust me
you guys are the main characters of the protagonists you guys have plot armor
it's fine
do not go in on this
just push them in
okay guys you push them in
oh this is not looking great
one more wave one more wave don't die jimsy don't die
uh...
i'm i'm gonna be honest bro it's like right now your guys's clash towers on
thirty hp
and you and he just dropped his full elixir
does that make sense
dragon spawned oh no
im need item im need item
it's okay it's okay
what's the game plan right now wait for teamite in our
yeah so so listen you guys have to give the outer dragon
but then it's like you guys need to get on your hands and knees and start praying
to every god that there is on the planet
do we go elder no what is Trinna doing?
no no no you can't do this
okay jhinx you just keep farming the minions
he's focusing gathering
Thank you, I'm about to lose my mind.
the gates and you know that if they get to your village everyone will die your
parents will die your children will die your wives will die it is only up to you
and only you two only you two can save. JINXI REGION LANA. We saw a man in the base. You guys need to hold. If you don't hold this, no one will. It's all on you.
Okay hold hold hold hold hold hold!
Keep going.
I'll get back and back up Jaxy, too far, too far.
Hold on hold on hold on hold on.
No.
Wait, there might still be a chance!
There might still be a chance!
There might be a chance!
Menyins, Menyins, Menyins, Menyins!
Sell it sell it. Yep. That's so so so so so so so so so so so okay, so now Bob
Listen listen this what we're doing Jin see you need to farm 100 gold and then you buy Guardian Angel
You guys are doing great right now. I think your chin mere sewing the fucking Baron. Oh, hey
You guys can actually do this
Okay
You just back up back up you're too far right now only so now GenC GenC by the guardian angel
And then you guys wait in your base until the turrets respawn you still have a fucking chance you still have a chance
We're gonna wait first can we find it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, like, uh, B-B-B-Locky, they can respawn.
Okay, so now guys, sit in front of your Nexus. Just sit in front and do not move.
If they start hitting the Inhibitors, then you need to contest some on it, okay?
No, pay-paying your chin.
Why the fuck is he there?! No, he's losing the game.
He's losing the game right now. He's losing the game.
No!
Okay, it's fine, Sandbase. Jensy, do not go to him. Do not go to him.
What are you doing?
It's fine, just sit in base, sit in base.
Okay, your guys' inhibitor respond.
Okay, listen guys, listen.
I think your chin mirrors were tarted.
You need to stall. You need to stall.
He wants to be the hero right now.
Just hold the base.
No, he's not. He's a piece of shit.
He's a fucking scumbag.
Listen, it's fine. Just hold.
Hold the inhibitors. Jynxie, walk about some presence.
Try to hold the inhibitors.
But don't walk up too far. Don't get in the range.
in the range he's back during you just see the hold just kill the enemies make
sure they do not hit your nexus okay nevermind it's fine it's fine it's fine
the tower you're about to have the tower okay now I'll talk yes yes yes yes
Okay, now go man
It's for me to just just push man push man you guys can and push man push man. Oh my god
Yes, you have 50 seconds
You're 50 seconds
Jinxie, lock in, you're stuck in one mistake at the open
Only I'm gonna have red light, only I'm gonna have red light
We have 50 seconds to end, we have 50 seconds
Jinxie, Jinxie, fucking control yourself pussy, as well as the state of mind
If you just fucking control yourself
I'm gonna try to walk one in
Yes, yes, just fight, just fight, hit the turrets, the turrets, the turrets
Nice, nice, E, Jinxie, E, E, Jinxie, hit the turrets, the turrets
The fuck was that?!
I'm sorry neighbors!
By holy fuck, Jinx just destroyed my game!
What the fuck?!
We may be alive.
Dantez, water my eyes, just witness.
Tell me your son-
Wait!
Your Jinx is back doing Jinx's work in the enemy base!
Your Jinx is trying to do it alone!
Oh no.
No.
No!
No.
Don't just tell me I'm winning this game. Tell me I'm winning this game.
Please.
Tell me I'm winning this game.
Okay, listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
There might still be a chance, but Jinxy, after this game,
I want you to get on your hands and knees,
and I want you to pretend like you're giving Onay the sloppiest had ever.
We're gonna win this game, Dancers. We're gonna win this game for you.
Just pray, please.
Okay, we need 10 seconds.
We need 10 seconds.
We need-
I'm back in 10. I'm back in 10.
Okay, it's fine.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we had it, we literally had it, okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie.
I know right now, I know right now how you're feeling, but I need you to re-watch what happened.
Both of you, I'm going to share a screen on Discord right now, do I want to see this
I'm going to be honest, I think you have to.
Okay guys.
So after 50 minutes of one of the hardest fought comebacks that I think League of Legends could have ever had, it was all thrown away on one play.
Only one play.
And I want to show you guys what that play was.
So over here you guys had it.
You guys destroyed the turrets, you are pushing mid.
It's 4 vs 2 for 50 seconds.
You guys are watching, right?
Now look, the turret is standing.
We have the walls coming in, we have the queues being thrown, everything being done.
You guys are going in.
Now, GenC, this game came down to a matter of seconds.
And I want you to see just how much you gilly-dollied here.
You're walking around.
You walk up, right?
I tell you, hit the turrets here.
Fuck.
You're walking around.
You're hitting the inhib.
I'm telling you, I'm saying, end.
End the fucking game.
Only, you too, bro.
I was saying, only, end the game.
And look what you guys are doing, both of you.
You're just walking around.
Now here, look at this.
It's 4v2, Jinxie.
They're on One, they're on him, right?
He's dead.
It's you and it's the Nexus.
You have an item called Guardian Angel,
which means that if you die, you respawn, okay?
What?
You didn't say that.
But look.
So here, when I'm screaming in the game,
When I'm screaming, hit the nexus.
When I'm screaming, just do it.
Nine, nine!
He dove the enemy fountain.
And the-
I'm about to break.
My mouse.
What is that?
But listen, the craziest thing about this play
is that the only way for your guardian angel to ever not revive you, there is literally
only one way ever that it doesn't revive you and it's if you dive the enemy fountain.
So it means that if you would have just hit the Nexus here, your team would have been
full HP, you guys would have won the game and it would have been cinematic.
How did we fuck this up?
Why did you jump into the fucking phone bro?
We played that one more time Nantes, we played that one more time.
Maybe there was something, maybe there was an issue, Jinxy if you can guide us through
this one.
Okay, let's look at what happens.
The third falls, One. One is taking 3 bbcs up the ass bro. He's sitting there and he's
tanking it for the team. He's giving it everything that he has but it's not enough versus the
Garen. And then it's here. We're watching 0.25 speed.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Nine. Nine.
But why?
Sorry. I just wanted to kill Jin.
Because I thought Jin was going to kill me.
That's where I could get the turret down.
I wanted to kill Jin then just back to where the Nexus from the fountain stairs.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, in life, Jinxi, it's not about being sorry, bro.
Because you can be sorry from now until tomorrow, until next month, until next year.
You could cry yourself to sleep every night.
You could overthink every single day.
You could sit there, Jinxie, and you could not even function for the next year because
of how sorry you are.
But is that going to make only Pixel get his fucking LP?
Is you being sorry going to get you to iron one?
Is you being sorry going to get you to bronze and then silver and then gold?
Is that what it's going to do, Jinxie?
Or is you being better going to accomplish and achieve all those things?
Is you sitting here and telling Onay Pixel right now?
Onay, I fucked up, but I will not fuck up again.
I let you down once, Onay, and I will not let you down again!
I'm doing the fuck up!
I'm dominating your next game!
How does that sound instead of being sorry?
I got bad news. That sounds bad. Because I'm out.
Wait, do you have to go?
Yes. No, I don't. But that's 55 minutes. We had it. We had it. We had it.
On a listen man, listen to me right now, right now, if you ended off on this right here,
then you are sitting here and you are essentially saying, Jinxie, I know it's bad, but I will
never give you the opportunity to make it better.
So right now, even though it's on Jinxie, it's also on you because you need to give
him the opportunity to show you what he's capable of.
Do you understand?
Jinxie, can you hear me?
Yeah, what's happening?
This next game, if we kill another one, we won't let it go down to 50 minutes.
But if we do, we have to all listen to Dantas.
I fucked up, you fucked up, we all fucked up. That Trindamia fucked up.
You made it possible, though. You made it possible, I made it possible.
You don't win games Zolo
But we need to listen to Dante's and if he says hit the Nexus we have to hit the Nexus and then we win and then we win
He's challenger. We're fucking your iron
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, dude. Why say come on dude, bro. It's like saying the sky is blue
You are
I get a water than me Q alright
I get a water than we kill but this is my last game. This is my last game because I may get evicted already
Okay, I know screaming in this place. Jinxie. Let's not have a reason to scream. It is Monday on a Sunday
It's fine. My neighbors are like, okay, maybe it's party. It is Sunday
My it is Monday my neighbors are not the youngest. I can't do this to them. We have to now as you bow for this next one
I listen on a on a give me a reason to screen. Please. Don't on a listen
Listen to me listen. Yes. I listening. Okay, I don't give a fuck if you're
neighbors by a BAHAL attack because of how loud you scream.
You sit there and you give this game the most energy
you've ever given anything in your life.
Do you understand me?
We need Onepixel, the fucking rank one CS go,
case destroyer, and we need Jensi,
the 2023 gamer of the year to sit here
and lock the fuck in.
All right, all right, what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna stare at a tree for a couple of minutes.
No
Now Jamesy while you're doing that I get some fresh air we got we got air and we get water, okay? No vaping
Come on Jamesy, please I go I go I swear. All right. I'll be back
Guys be honest with me
Do you think that this next game, they're going to have it? Yes or no?
I'm going to be real with you. I genuinely think Jinxie and Onepixel could be the next saviors of NA or Europe, genuinely.
Like they could sit there and destroy Korean and Chinese teams, bro, in the pro league of legends setting
and ways that nobody else ever could, but they need to be able to sit here and they need to be able to lock it in.
Now the question is, will they be able to, what do we think, genuine delusion?
Let me ask you guys a question.
If you could choose one person to have in your corner, as you sit there and you try to go for one of the most monumental undertakings of your life,
Would you rather have a guy that tells you, you can't do it, realistically it's not within
reach, or you know what, I'm gonna be honest, I don't think you're cut out for this, or would
you rather have a guy telling you that if you reached for the fucking stars you would
touch the moon?
What would you guys rather have?
It's like, I don't give a fuck if you guys think it's delusion because they have what
it takes, they could have won that game.
Nobody thought when it was triple open nexus and the enemy team had soul and elder, nobody
thought that they could hold but they almost brought it back and I'm telling you this is
how faker and owner felt when they met each other.
Like they sat there bro and they realized that there was something about the two of
them together that was just impossible to crack.
It's like an egg made out of diamonds it doesn't crack.
And the thing is that when it comes to jinxing on a pixel, right, the only reason why they
cracked is because they allowed themselves to pierce the inside.
But if they just don't do that, I'm telling you, they could genuinely go 85% rate of masters
from this point easily with ease.
Jingxi cracked One, he did.
This game Jingxi cracked One, he did.
He sat there, One just wanted to chill, he wanted a good time, and Jingxi cracked the
fuck out of him.
But the thing about it is that he won't do it again.
Like when he's in his egg this time, he will not get cracked again.
Does that make sense?
I'm telling you guys.
Oh. Nice.
Someone got banned. Sick.
We'll talk guys. Do we make Jinxie first time Frankenstein? Yes or no?
Yo! Yo! Yo, sensei!
I'm listening, Padawan. I had a long...why is my chat saying yes?
Because I was asking if you should first time Frankenstein in this game.
I
Sure if you want to okay, but what are you saying?
Jingsy there's something I need to tell you bro
You don't have to do that because there's only one way that you could ever let me down
And it would be if you refused to get back up
So, even if you get knocked down, even if you get the shit kicked out of you, even if
you single-handedly throw a game and have your duo sit there in despair as he watches
you sell all your chances of winning after a 55-minute slugfest where you had to come
back from the brink of destruction and you and only you managed to make your team lose
the game because of a decision that you decided to take of your own volition,
then-
Alright, hey, alright, relax a little bit.
I'm iron, bro.
Okay.
But it's like I was saying, right?
And if that happens, as long as you continue to get back up, and you stand back up, and
you brush the dust off your knees, and you say, you know what, let's go again, then you
haven't let me down yet.
Okay, thank you.
What are you eating?
I'm eating pretzels with peanut butter and milk.
I'm protein maxing.
Where the fuck is the protein in any of that?
All the best protein, bro.
Pretz.
Neymar into the World Cup.
What?
Jamesy right now makes Brazil 2026 World Cup squad.
Carlo Angelotti announced his 26 man Brazil World Cup
squad is the Neymar Cobb is made.
What?
Well, that is crazy.
Chatbot.
Portugal is going to win the World Cup.
Is Portugal the team with Messi?
No, they have the best player in the world in their team.
Who?
Nuno Mendes.
I thought you were going to say Cristiano Ronaldo.
Isn't he Portuguese?
Miha.
It's not 2017 there.
Who's Nuno Mendes?
Best player in the world.
Is he better than Lameenia Mal?
Yes.
Why don't you compete in the World Cup?
Because I'm fat
So why don't you pull the put the fucking pretzels down
Dude it's literally just wasted useless carbs
Yeah, but I need to be full for the next game so I don't watch owning again
Well, I mean like let's just hope you don't launch into the enemy fountain
Bro, hey, hey chat, I know y'all like to yank my chain and shit
Can we not talk about that like let's let that one go. I don't want to talk about it
I like just guys. Let's act like it never happened because seriously dude. That was a fucking aunt
Wait was that only doing the heavy breathing
Okay, oh, nay, what do you think about the fact that he said let's pretend that never happened. How does that make you feel?
Yo, wait, what did you say?
GenC said let's pretend that game never happened and focus on the next one.
How does that make you feel?
I don't like it at all.
This doesn't look remotely possible to accomplish, because as soon as I said to let it go, my
entire chat started spamming Fountain Fred.
GenC, please tell me what we need this next game.
GenC, on everything that I love, this is my last game.
We need to win this.
I will not let you down on it.
I don't even know...
Dantez, have I won a single game since season 5?
Because I don't know if I have.
Can you check what it's like?
Yeah, what's your username?
StaleStork661hashtagreal
Have I won a single game since Coach and everything?
Wait, let me see.
Stale...
Stork?
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.
What the fuck even is a StaleStork?
I don't know, it was a font, not a default name.
Okay, well, let's have a look okay, so look at season six and season six you actually had a good win rate on the law
We okay
Season seven
You won one game and season eight
You didn't play at all and season on you didn't play at all and season 10 you didn't play at all and season 11
You didn't play at all and season 12
you had a positive win rate on the lousy and season 13 you also won
I'm gonna be honest yes yes don't ask but for me once I make a big mistake like
that I never make that same mistake again actually trust you on that I've
seen proof of why you don't do that like your chess games your fucking contest
No actually, no. Never mind.
Okay, so let's see.
What the fuck are you saying over there, bro?
Uh, Dantez, I need an invite, bro.
Yep, okay, so this is what we're gonna do this game, okay?
Oney, you're gonna play Top lane, Alawi this game.
9, 9, 9.
Hey, Dantez, I'm playing...
This is the only time where I go against the coach, Dantez.
I have to win a game with my main where I absolutely stump on.
But it's not your main. You have more games on Alawi
and you haven't stopped a single game on Nivea in the last few years.
Stop, stop.
Okay, okay.
Hey, doctor, no.
You two get a win on Nivea.
What kind of coach beats up their players like that, you dickhead?
Jinxie, jinxie.
It would be like, imagine I'm coaching Messi
and he tells me that he wants to play basketball against LeBron James.
What the fuck would I allow that to happen?
No, bro. That's not what it's like, bro.
Oh, Nivea, give me a host.
I'll give you a host.
I don't even know. How does he do it, doctor?
I got you.
Okay, now let's see. Wait, wait, wait, wait, before you two, before you.
Thantas. Thantas.
I'm listening, I'm listening.
I need to play Anivia. Imagine I only have Anivia.
I am Anivia. I have no other option.
I have wings. I am back.
Do I play top or do I play mid?
You know what? Fuck it. We'll put you on top in this game.
Let me go to the bathroom and then you and Jinxie Sharjahs.
I'll be back in my two minutes.
Okay, okay. Let me analyze this bro, okay?
Listen, the last game is 100% my fault. We can't go back into the past and rewind time. That's not how life works
You got to cherish your moment and live in the moment. The past is
History tomorrow's a mystery and today is a gift. That's why they called it the present. My point is I'm never gonna fow and dive like that
Ever again because I'm not a piece of fucking human garbage. Second. I'm no longer gonna be on warwick
I'm gonna be on Master Yi so holding Q won't be a problem anymore because then I can just tap Q and just flash on top of people
Third, you are the goat, all you got to do is clean up your wall placements a little bit
and I got to clean up my queues and we're good to go, bro.
You are the goat.
No, no, no, Jinxie.
I want to stop you when you said that was a hundred percent your fault.
It is never 100 percent only your fault, bro, at least in my opinion.
That was as well on me.
That was like 0.5 percent on me.
It was not a hundred percent on you, it was like 99.5 percent.
But don't do that shit again, bro.
If you go Master Yi, I don't know if you have to hold something there, bro.
If you have to hold E, if you have to hold W, just hold it, bro.
Please just hold it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro, on it.
On it, I got it, bro.
Don't you worry.
So, listen.
Now we got this.
Who knows who fault it was?
It was probably, you know, called it 70% mine, maybe 30% you.
Or 60% me, 40% you.
It doesn't matter, though, because at the end of the day, I didn't finish the
game, okay?
I gotta finish the game better.
We're good, we're good.
Jinxie, we are good, and we will win this game, okay?
Oh, what are they doing?
Jinxi, I've played this game 12 years, no no no, I've played it a little bit ago, like, a few years ago
and this champion at the bottom is completely useless, call me nuts.
Chat, why are they putting that fucking cat bot lane?
Oh no.
Oh, Chat, who is that? Who is the cat?
Jinxi?
Oh.
This thing at the bottom, it just goes inside of you and does a little bit more damage.
Nothing else.
else it's completely it's for people who want to AFK I'm not joking bro they
banned Master Yi so looks like we're running back warwick
all right you want to dodge we can dodge no no no it's good
oh you're getting sniped I probably even fucking worse on fucking Yi oh it's
warwick all right I'm back what happened they banned Master Yi and they picked
warwick I'd say no diamonds now right
but you said they took warwick you're playing work but damn catch talk with it
ah okay yes I'm getting shivers across my spine is that more the Kaiser
playing top or no don't yeah I'm gonna be honest with you we might have a
repeat of the jinx the invitation all here wait no no no don't do that's a
lot of much that bro why's much that saying no no no can't I think maybe
because the champion's like broken
yeah yeah that's all the fire teleport I think right because I gotta go to
teleport because you won't be able to kill him right so it's better if you
take teleport, that way you can get to your lane.
What roof?
Jinx, you go lethal tempo.
Yep, that one.
Okay, what do you need, One?
Your help.
I'm actually scared.
I'm not joking, bro.
Like, jokes aside, I'm scared.
Okay.
Like, this guy ruined my birthday, bro.
Okay.
Let me ask you a question.
One, One, genuine question, okay?
Genuine question.
I'm sorry, I'm not joking.
One, genuine question.
I'm getting a flashback to Fala Screamer, you're a policeman, you have a dive, one.
Yeah, yeah, I know, but let me ask you a question.
You're sitting here saying that your Nivea is the greatest gift to humanity since sliced bread,
and you're scared of a bronze morticaecer.
What the fuck kind of player are you?
Okay, you're right, you're right.
Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna lie, he's right.
Oh, hey, listen, bro.
You gotta let bygones be bygones.
Even though most critical completely ruined your birthday and embarrassed you in the tournament,
it doesn't matter because now you get a chance at redemption.
This is your shot at redemption, Onay. You got the shit, bro.
Jinxie, we got the shit. Oh, gosh.
Yes. Okay.
Have you ever played against it?
Well, Jinxie, have you ever played against a fat Mordekaiser asking for a friend?
Fat Mordekaiser? Yes. Yes. Yes.
You have?
He just forces you to 1v1 him and then literally dates you.
You're you're.
OK, so now Jinxie, Jinxie, it doesn't matter how much
Onay gets spread open and based of like a turkey.
What matters is that you just hold your fucking cue
Tearing go tear go tear go tear go tear go tear. Thank you poppy
Should we do it in vain? No, they're sniping. Yeah, then listen this game guys. We're gonna play standard, okay?
We're playing standard. We're playing normal. It's gonna be a good time. Do you understand?
Yeah, wait only stop. Okay. Oh, hey, if you need me to help you talk talk to me poppy
okay okay so now listen this is how we're gonna own a on a on a on a let me
ask you a question on a but how far away can you auto attack the mordecai's
are from very far at one of the farthest auto attacks in the game so why the
fuck are you scared of him welcome and auto him go keep on ordering press E
E! Press E! There you go, nice! Keep doing that, now keep doing that!
No! Looking good, One! Looking good, One, Schnitzel!
Jinzy, you're doing awesome.
Thank you, bro. Thank you, dude.
Okay.
One, I just wanna say, bro, you know I entered the fuck out of last game, bro. I love you, man. And I'm sorry.
Bro, you didn't end. You didn't end. I love you, bro.
No, I didn't. Come on, I entered. I fucking...
No no no no no no no no no no no we could've finished earlier, swear bro
You had a chance to finish but we as a team had a chance to finish at fucking 40 at 30 and so on bro
Okay, so now let's take it again
Yep, so now, oney, remember make sure that you want to dodge his Q ability, okay?
I got you, baby. Okay
So now what you can do is you can walk up for trades just Q, E and auto attack. Q?
No, okay, oney, do you know how your E works?
No.
Okay.
What?
If you Q them, your E does more damage.
Yeah, yeah, part of that.
What do you mean you've heard of that?
You made this jump!
I felt it before.
Like it does more when I hit it before.
Hey, this is your main.
You don't know the E?
What?
Well, Jayne, see, let's not talk when you still press W when you're running towards
the target that already has the scent on them.
Sorry.
Oh, my God.
Sorry.
Sorry, Daddy.
It's okay.
what we're gonna do share oh okay they're e e nice yes now keep doing that
that's all you have to do you can shit in his mouth bro like it's Sunday
surprise oh she's fucking mouth yes you will you there you go now e
Yeah
Yes, now wait, okay now max for e there you go now when he walks up again do it again q e auto
Yes, yes, so now in five seconds you kill him walk up q e auto
He said to kill him walk up walk up
You can wall him wall him so you get your q up jingsy go bot crab
Yeah.
No, Dantas!
Okay.
Oh my god.
What the fuck did you do?
No.
What the fuck did you do?
No!
Dantas!
I'm sorry, Dantas.
Oh, it's okay.
All right.
Okay, so now, Jynxie, go topgrab.
Go topgrab.
You can get the topgrab easy.
The problem is that you don't have a priority top lane because your top lane
are randomly entered for no reason when he was winning lane.
Fight him!
Please
Nice nice hold you please hold you. I'm begging you Jinxie
There you go. Nice. No, not another one of those situations Jinxie, please
Okay, listen
Okay, Jinxie recall Jinxie recall the mokram on a when he comes back to lane just Q
E auto okay, it's that easy, okay, bro my tire chatter I pulled you the whole string
So start doing it though my night there my night there bro, so start doing it
Nice they'll keep doing that keep doing it again
Now only instead of you
You, One, instead of you walking up and down, I want you to walk left and right, so you can dodge his EO, okay?
Yep, like that. Good.
There. So now, Jinxie.
Remember to smite this. Remember to smite this, and then clear the ward spot. You're gonna look on the Jaisun.
Okay. One, why the fuck are we wasting our Q on a minion, motherfucker?
Dude, when you use your Q on a minion, now you don't have it up for the child!
You need your fucking Q!
Okay, it's okay listen don't be sorry be better. You don't use your Q on the fucking minions you save it
Be better don't be sorry
It's okay. No, don't we're not sorry Jinxie be better. Exactly. Yep. Yep. Exactly
Okay
So now only yep keep walking to left now only while you're while you're walking
I want you to say to the left to the left to the right to the right and you're gonna sing yep
Now welcome to the Mordecai sir. Keep singing and Q. E. M
Yep, he tried
Okay, now keep singing and then Q. E. R. Coach help coach help. No keep fighting it. It's fine. You're good
He's the support he's a support
No, you don't need help
Eat pussy jinxie pussy pussy, okay now fight the team of fight the team of fight the team of fight the team of
Nice now get the dragon good. Okay. Oh, yeah, okay. Take this next way and then recall
No, Jinxie, you're not the one singing. That's only his job
to the front to the front okay only only I want you to press on the wave and then
Q to shove it in as fast as possible so you can recall all right
I can't help you bro I don't even think God can help you no I'm sorry bro
only you got to figure out this Mordecai's a shit man Owen to what the
You're the only one with a death!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
Please, no.
Okay.
Now listen, Oney, Oney, this is what we're going to do.
If you ever die to the Mordekaiser again,
we're going to force you to scream for 30 seconds straight
and wake up your neighbors.
That's the only way that we can actually make you learn.
Do you understand?
Oney, stop dying.
Is that what team one said?
No.
Is that what he once said?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay, so now, Oni, don't forget what I just said.
If you die against a Mordekaiser, you're screaming for 30 seconds straight,
and I want you to scream, there's a man in my house!
I can't, I'm going to get kicked out.
I'm going to get kicked out.
He has neighbors, don't ask.
Okay, okay.
Wallahi, I get kicked out, Wallahi.
Okay, okay, okay.
So listen, this is what we're gonna do then.
Jynxie, keep clearing.
After you finish your, no clear.
Jynxie, no, no, you don't need the gloves right now.
Just finish it, it's okay.
Finish your clear recall, go for the gloves.
Yep, what's up on me?
That's the question.
How do I not die though?
How do I not die?
You dodge his abilities and you land yours.
God, that's but pretty hard to do though.
But if he gets into, if he oinks me in his cycle.
No, he doesn't have it for two minutes, now kill him.
walk up to him, I want you to Q ENR
go
okay, wow
lack lack lack lack
no that wasn't like, that wasn't like take accountability, recall now
sorry, sorry, sorry
RECALL MAN! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING MANA!
the fuck are you gonna do here?
okay no you can't send my now, keep pushing
you can send my
thanks, sorry
under your tower
so now listen, only farm this, farm the wave
the wave from the wave and then recall
yes sir
R
so it dies fucking faster
please
not bad not bad
okay now recall
now recall
now listen your problem is that on
every single trade
you always use your W
that's why you never have any mana
okay
so what you need to do
is stop wasting your W, bro.
I want you to...
Teleport, teleport, teleport!
I mean, why even ask me, bro?
You already used it.
Why even ask?
If you're gonna do it before I...
I wanted a good...
I wanted a good job.
I care about...
Okay.
Now, Oney, what did we just say about using W?
What did we just say about it?
What did we just say?
I didn't listen.
I mean, uh...
No, uh...
Uh...
The W...
Saves me?
The W is not allowed being used because it wastes your mana, bro.
It wastes your mana. It's like, okay, only only imagine you're about to go on a date
and then you sit there and you not five times before the date.
So now you can't even get hard when you when you're going for like intimacy.
That's what it's like when you use your W on the trades because
yeah, because like now you're not even getting hard because there's no juice
left in the tank.
Do you understand now?
Yes, no I don't understand
Okay good, so let's stop wasting our W
Okay okay
Do I just farm Dante's? Do I just farm?
Yes, just farm, just farm
I'd like listen, we can't trust you to solo kill the enemy bronze top laner
So you're gonna have to just farm and scale
Let, let big daddy jinx the carry this one
Please don't say it like that
Don't say it like what bro?
The enemy bronze one morticizer is running your shit in
So please check if he's bronze, I swear it's not bronze Dante
He's bronze one
Don't be bronze
Okay you want me to look
No, no, no, no, no
Okay, I'll look right now. I'll look right now. Look right now. No, don't just don't look
No, listen guys, it's actually good that only locked in the Nibbia because that way every time he dies
Yeah, this gets a chance to die twice. So he has more fun while playing does that make sense?
O'Neil, you said you were the best at Nipi, yeah bro.
O'Neil, are you listening to me?
O'Neil, are you listening?
Coach, I'm doing an in-bate.
Okay, that's good.
Coach, I'm doing an in-bate.
O'Neil, the enemy Mordekaiser has been bronze for the last three years, and last
year he was actually ironed.
He is currently bronze one with a negative win rate.
It's 49%.
Do you understand?
Is it done to stop?
Is it not a water count and this guy's challenger or something?
Let me ask you a question. Do you think that there's a challenger player?
That would have a 49% in bronze.
Coach watch this.
I'm watching JNC, show me.
On him, on him.
Two minutes, right?
Okay, listen, listen. Guys, this is what we have to do now, okay?
Onee. Onee, listen, you need to stay under your tower, Bro, because the second you ever
walk up, you're just going to die to the enemy bronze one, Mordekaiser with a 49% rate.
So what we're going to have to do is let Jinxie take the dragons, he'll take over the map,
and then you just focus on scaling and getting ahead, okay?
I'll flat that before. I'll flat that before, and then Mordekaiser won the whole game,
okay, I got you.
Yep. Jinxie, the only reason why I'm allowing you to laugh, by the way, is
because you haven't died yet, so keep it up.
Never mind, never mind.
Onee, can you please for the love of god, stop wasting your fucking W!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I lock in, I lock in, contest.
What did we say about being sorry?
Fuck you, I'm not sorry, I lock in now.
Good.
Okay, now hold Q on him, Jinxie.
Yeah, I know, I know, you can hold Q.
Alright.
Back up flash rate, flash rate, good, good flash.
Coach, you got it all killed. Coach, you got it all killed.
Yep, that's good, that's good.
Coach, I'm 3-0. Coach, I'm 3-0.
Okay, what is it?
Okay, so now, Oney, Oney, since you cannot get a lead on the enemy mortarkaiser and your liability for the team, your role this game is primary cheerleader.
So I want you to make Jinxy feel like he's...
Oney!
Oh.
Okay, so now Oney, I want you to make Jinxy feel like he's the king of the world.
Start giving him compliments and talking about how amazing he is now.
Jinxie you're the fucking god. You're the best at chess even
No, help me Jinxie. No, I don't care if you else you keep complimenting your jungler. Oh
Jinxie you're the fucking god
I swear you're the fucking gamer of 2023. You're the fucking guy who scored no goal at the
Football match or whatever and then studied a little bit and fucking scored one one goal. That's the goal. That's the goal
Okay, now let me ask you a question. Oh, Ne
Are you fucking with Jinx see this game?
Yes, that's what I like to hear you're fucking with the goat bro
It's like it says standard as that so only listen you're gonna have to recall right now
Okay, you're gonna have to back up and recall you're walking up to a morta kaiser and you haven't dodged a single one of his
Abilities this entire game so if you walk up. What do you think's gonna happen?
Oh
Hope you didn't see that. Um, I die. I die. Yep. Exactly. And and look what happens
No, you know what no listen listen, I just
Know listen listen guys, I'm gonna be honest at this point. I'm not even gonna like play me on a I'm just gonna ask you
Why the fuck do you even keep playing this champion when you can't even win versus a negative win-rate bronze bronze baronet?
Why do you even play this?
I feel like it's more than who counters me and the rest
HE'S BRONZ!
What do you mean? The mort counters me! HE'S BRONZ!
I don't give a fuck if he's playing the hardest counter of your life. He is bronze on a
It's like you're losing a fight to a kindergartner
You're losing an MMA fight to a kindergartner and you're telling me it's because he knew how to use the on-bar
Well done is how I'm doing everything right
you okay you're doing everything right you've wasted more W's than I can count
you tell me okay listen Jinxie you're fine if I just do the ref held I need a
friend on a okay can you give me a minute yeah you're gonna see the coach
on a no I said you flame him so just keep doing it okay so only let me out
let me tell you okay all the way all the way Jinxie I'm coming
only the most you sold what the fuck how's he level 13
oh
only you know what it's like do you want to know what it's really like it's like
we're walking down the streets of California and you decided to give a
round-less a random homeless crackhead five thousand dollars for no reason and
And now they're out out out out. No, no one's helping you on a big guy victim of your
No
Only only listen me. It's like you give up $5,000 for random homeless crackhead
And now that crackhead but the most advanced machete ever and he's stabbing jing see to death
Who's fault is it all night? Who's fault is it?
Yes, so why the fuck did we give the crackhead $5,000 answer me that?
because I'm useless I'm useless I keep killing anyway even though I can't play
anivia so why do you do it man why do you do it because I want to get one win
I want to get one win and then I'm out I want to get one win and then I'm out
okay so you know what great great let me ask your question has that mentality
ever helped you with cases kind of no it hasn't no only listen we're gonna
have to have you lock in now okay don't test I will not die again I will not die
again listen well no no no listen I again only if you get to ten deaths this
game I want you to go AFK so Jinxia at least gets no LP loss for this game
because you completely fucked absolutely everything
okay oh I never mind can't even do that because you guys are do-out so see
jing see
all
so now jing see jingsy i wanted a whole time
i'm getting fucking flash jingsy do the dragon and hold up to the
do the do the jay did i get a hold up
just started yet
yet how many cases more guys are half
he's not out okay so no only only as punishment you're gonna do ninety
seconds no breathing
so only in the log
okay well this is you should have thought about that before feeding the
the mordecai sir 90 seconds no breathing no one mortis fed no he's
killed me twice ten and oh he's the only one on their team with a kill they're
the rest of the team has no kills sorry
Okay listen we can still walk it in from here okay this is winnable mortis level 15
and they stop stop stop stop stop please please please please please we can win this
we can win this my camera for this no no no no no nine nine
Jinxie by the Jinxie tell me right now why the fuck your camera froze on a frame of you laughing
Oh, yes, yes, only he was laughing
Hey, hey, I'm the only one doing shit on this team fuck off. Oh my team. What is my time doing? He thinks he can't oh Jinxie
uh
Guys we can kill him
Oh, yeah, oh god. Oh Jesus. Oh god
We can get him
Come on
I have bad news so I have bad news
The most disabled player when your team
Allocate allocate allocate allocate allocate allocate allocate I'll bring it to use I'll bring it to enter
I told you more the top it's it's my show guy bro. It's my show
Okay, listen listen listen no go but I go but I can't see what I can't
Jinx I scale I scale Jinx it but I can't go you down. I do I do I do
What am I buying on my team I give me out of this fucking game, okay?
so listen listen listen listen listen guys we can lock it in here jinxy clear
your bot side maybe we could look for a play where we sneak the bar in here
only I have a question for you
every fucking kill on it so that's good jinxy that's good wait what why is it
good because it can only be at one place if we rotate around him we can
somehow avoid we can avoid him we can't avoid the whole team imagine everyone
had one kill they were okay okay so I have an idea I have an idea instead of
strategizing ways they guys can kill the mord how about you strategize you not
selling the game keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing pushing sorry I
should know yep now only kill the vagar that's the only one from you
I don't got you. He flashed, he flashed, he flashed!
Contest. He flashed.
Jinx, uh, Oneh, when you say he flashed, it's like imagine I tell you to fight some random dude on the street,
and the only reason why you end up winning the fight is because he has a stage shirt because he's an apocalyptic.
Like it doesn't matter if he flashed, man! You missed! You're fucking killed!
Do you understand?
I understand boss, sorry. I will not miss it again.
What do I buy? Coach, what do I buy?
What do I buy? What do I buy?
Buy Lianju's, just buy Lianju's.
Okay now, Jynxie, Jynxie.
This game is all on you, bro.
This game is all on you.
Last game you sold One, One?
This game he's selling you.
So now the question is, are you better than him enough?
That you can carry him. What do you think?
I don't know. Let's see.
Well, how about you have some more fucking confidence for starters?
Maybe you can come on the board, maybe?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, try for it, try for it.
But Jynxie.
Come on come on, come on, come on.
JynxC, I want you to save your arm.
JynxC, save your arm.
Save your arm.
Whoa, whoa.
Go, go, yes.
OK.
Arm him now, arm him now, arm him now.
Arm him.
Oh, wow.
He's so fast.
I'm on him, on him, on him, on him, on him, on him.
Kill him, we need one.
You have to kill him.
If we don't kill him, we lose.
Yes.
JynxC, yes.
OK, that's it.
I'm bad.
We will win this game.
Trust me.
Careful, careful, back, back, back, back, back, back, R.
No, uh, Oneg.
That's saying that Mord canceled my arm.
Yeah, yeah, so the reason why is because he has an ability that pulls you and you use
your ult right after he used that ability so you pulled you while your ult was going
which canceled it.
Belief.
Jesus Christ.
Our MS is fed.
We can win this.
Oneg, we can win this.
We got this, bro.
Okay.
Go drag, coach.
Go drag.
Uh, you can try for it, yes.
Oneg, go help your team on drag.
We don't need you to get any farm or gold you're not gonna use that properly anyways
VAS!
actually
Well I mean bro you're getting soul killed 20 times by a bronze one mordecai sir
No dragon is gone dragon is gone dragon is gone
Okay look maybe what we can do is we can actually look for like the Baron
No uh no only I wanted to listen to me right now and I'm about to tell you something are you listening?
I'm gonna be there speak speak listening and if he is actually morticizer's hardest counter matchup
It is impossible lane for him to win
Wait, I'm kidding. It's not cap. It's not cap
It cannot be a status copy and pasting something off of Google and if he has a highly effective off meta counter to
Morticizer top boasting a 56% plus that can't be true. No, no, no guys guys guys guys guys actually stop
Well, I'll tell you the reason why it's true is because that's 56% of the Nivea players can actually land their abilities and dodge the enemies!
Okay now hang back, hang back, hang back, no look at what? Why are you walking 1v5? What the fuck?
Okay look, okay good. Use your E, this is good, good trades, good trades.
No, only keep keep it up. Yes. Yes, only use your two help him help
No, okay
She's really low
You got this you got this
kill the time catch kill time catch kill the time catch yes yes or they kill the
time catch nice wall yes yes where is he he's there
cue cue
i love you onay okay onay recall stop fucking dancing onay
that's your first good play this game recon by your liandries
WEEK OOOOOOOH!
Okay, listen, this is what we have to do now.
Guys.
Onee, I love you, bro. I never gave up.
I always believed in you, dude.
Well, that makes one of us.
Okay, so now listen, what we have to do.
We need to look for the Baron chair.
Are you guys both on the same page as me?
Onee, do you want to get Baron with me?
Onee, stop going non-verbal, bro! We need you to communicate!
One?
ONE?
ONE!
You mean now?
Can you hear me now?
Yes
One do you wanna go to the bathroom?
I was muted!
ONE!
Okay
Yes absolutely
You and me
Wait?
Okay
Wait
Dante's when?
When?
Uuuh
You guys could be wierd
I was just walking from UPE while I was dancing
Fuck
Okay
It's fine
You guys can go do it now
Wait we can kill Ezreal
We can kill Ezreal
Noooo
No no no no
Okay One
Baron, Baron right?
Yeah, just go the bar now go the bar now you guys can sneak it sneaky go this are you 100% sure?
Well, no, obviously no, but maybe it works and if it does good for us
Okay, all right, no mind we can't anymore they didn't over here. They know we're sure
Jees we can maybe watch someone in check this out. Why would you do it on the fucking tank?
I
Big stun big stun big stun. Okay, keep it up keep it up
That's actually good that's actually good okay, so no no no no no you're dead you're dead we can't
I have 5 deaths in this bad fucking game.
Oh, these roms! These roms!
Okay.
Shrooms, there's so many shrooms!
Now, One, I'm gonna be honest.
Yeah, yeah, you can walk there.
Okay, One, everybody was doubting you.
Nobody believed in you.
And you're actually showing everyone that you're somewhat capable.
So, so far it's looking good, bro.
You might get your first win on Inivia.
I love you so much. Gantes, how can we fuck these shrooms up? Isn't that an item that likes to be...
Yes, so I want you to buy the Orca Lens. It's the thing that ends up the board, okay?
Yes, yes, the red one, the red one. No, the red one.
Got it, got it, got it.
Okay, now go to the barn, go to the barn, go to the barn, go to the barn.
Ah, only TP to the barn, only TP to the barn, only TP to the barn.
Okay, Jinxy, sell the barn, sell the barn right now. Sell the barn right now.
Okay, now back up, back up, back up, Mortis here.
But he doesn't have ult! Fight him! You can fight him or he- he should not have ult.
Onay, do not waste your W.
But I want him ult!
Oh my god.
Well, he has ult. What do you mean he doesn't have ult?
Yeah, that surprised me as well.
How- how- how- how- how-
What? Like a- you're such a shit fucking couch!
That surprised you as well! You're a challenger!
You dedicated your whole life to the game!
Okay, Jynxie? I know for a fact-
He instantly had ult and he killed me because he had ult.
I died to this fad fucking mord six times.
He instantly had ult, bro.
Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie.
What?!
Even Taylor Swift sings off-key every once in a while,
but it doesn't make her a bad singer.
Now lock the fuck in, you got this win, bro.
That surprised me also.
Get me the fuck out of this fucking match!
Jynxie, Jynxie, he hasn't ulted anymore, he hasn't ulted anymore.
any more great yeah I know that now now I know I'm like bleeding out of the water
okay okay I'm going to try and put the time on please we need we need time out
on on on on on on on on for mother well no it's time to put on it's like 60
seconds maybe even 50 what okay okay ignore him ignore this guy he's not a
challenge okay jingsy shut the fuck up you went from four into the four and six
walk in because I died to the fed more that own a fed six times I've got a
lot yeah yeah yeah yeah we're gonna blame let's blame I've got this overly
sad more that's right let's win let's win okay now jingsy let me ask you a
question do you want to win or do you want to cry about it go for the
This is a fighter! Do not ult him on the morni-
OHHH! He's one!
Ok guys listen,
Jinxie save your armor when mordicaster pops up, ult him!
Or even the Timo!
NICE!
Malf his life!
Malf is alive!
Ok back up, Jinxie, go to the Jag, go to the Jag, go to the Jag!
You guys can do the Jag, dude.
Why you doing the Raptors?
WHY YOU DOING THE RAP DAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
JAG!
Are you back up back up back up careful careful careful guys. I'm not gonna lie to you. It's a fucking minefield up here
This is how the US fall today great day for Drake
But guys right now it's a Vietnam war whenever you try going for any of these objective plays cuz the Timo shrooms just fuck you too hard
Okay, Jenzie go do the bar only go to the barn only go to the barn only go to the bar one
I'm one. I'm one coach. Can I go back?
Go to the barn
Going Baron with one nice round coming.
9, only Baron, 9!
Okay, you guys got this.
Now, there's a risk.
If Mordekaiser goes to the Baron, then you're fucked.
So we wait to see if Mordekaiser goes to the Baron or not.
Okay, yeah, the only thing you can do is Tammkent is just gonna walk here.
Just wait.
Let me know when I can back down to S.O.
Yeah, you can recall now, and now you can recall.
The play is fucked.
Okay, Jinxie, we need to farm up now, okay?
What's he doing? What's he doing? What's he doing? What's he doing?
What the fuck is he doing?
Let him die. We need to let him die.
When your teammate in League of Legends runs it down,
it's like you're in a zombie apocalypse and someone just runs around screaming.
You can't help them. You just need to let the zombies take care of them.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Is this what it feels like when your team is fucking trolling?
Yo, hey.
What's he doing, bro?
Hey, hey, hey.
Go to the band.
More to more.
What?
What's he doing?
E.
Nice.
E again.
Q. Q. Q. Nice.
You guys better kill him.
I've only got to the over level more.
He's dead.
My god.
This is so boring!
How did you not kill him on one HP, though?
Because you fed him, dammit. You fed the fuck out of him.
One HP. Did he forget to press W?
I pressed every goddamn button. You fucking fed him.
We win this game, bro. We win this game. That's my bad, okay? That is my bad.
Okay, so Janksy, when the enemy top laner that's 20 kills, kills you eight times in
a single game and he's the only reason why you die. You ever die and then your top
open and tells you to calm down how does that make you feel
i was born out
that's history
listen listen
what's in
you've had the board
and he holds me every time
AHHHHHH
His 4 levels over leveled!
Lock in you phantom!
Okay listen listen guys if we go to Baron there could be a skibbity gap from guys in that
That doesn't get phantom tax do you understand me when I say that?
What?
Say that again
No it's fine. I guess anyways guys listen this is what we have to do we have to look for the Baron here
I got this Mord one more time God is my witness high by shut the fucking stream off if this fucking
Overlevel fucking Mord old to me one more fucking time. I have I shut the fucking broadcast off
I don't want to be this guy. What?
What stay out of range stay out of range. Me. Oh, me. Oh, me. Oh, what are you saying?
Those not the problem. It's the problem. It's level 20
Okay, but listen Jinxie the good news is that you're gonna be 18 soon
So the enemy top laner won't want anything to do with you once that happens
So as long as you keep getting levels you should be fine
Jinxie all I see is that you have flash don't let your flash be cosmetic all I'm saying
Okay, so listen Jinxie. Oh, Nate. Oh, Nate has fucked up this game monumentally
Who's this who is big are who is big are and why
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I need to buy them, I need to buy them.
I fucked up, I fucked up.
Okay, listen, guys, guys, guys, guys, let's lock it in here, okay?
Let's start doing some breathing exercise, okay?
So, well, how are we gonna do this?
We need to enable team spirit.
So, I'm gonna start.
I'm gonna start?
One, you continue, Jinxie, you continue, okay?
We are family.
Na na na na na.
Oh they sent me!
Mono Mono Mono Mono Mono Mono Mono Mono
Sorry, I'm past, sorry, sorry
Okay, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine
Okay
What did I get? Almost 2 shot by, by what?
By what? By what? By what?
So guys listen
Oh wait, good son! Good son
Okay, so listen, how we're gonna do this
Guys, we just need to play around the barn
Jynxie, chase your bloodsend
There's a low health VEGAR
more, more, more Nessian Abok!
More Nessian Abok!
Nessian Abok!
Come on JC!
YES!
Go E! E! E! E! E!
NICE! E! E!
NICE! QQQQQQQQQQ
NICE! NICE!
NINES! NINES! NINES!
OH THERE WE GO!
I fucking love you.
Pride number 16!
Yeah!
TP BOOOOOO!
NINES TP BOOOO!
I AM Fやって NOT SOUL!
TP BOOOOOOOAM!
T P BOT!
No! No!
No!
They're in the base!
Okay, Jinxie, go bot.
Go bot.
You can end.
You guys can end.
What are you?
You guys can end.
Oh my god, big sun.
You guys can end.
Jinxie bot!
Oh my god, no.
No.
Help help, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back!
Okay, never mind you guys can't tell you know, it's fucked you guys can't add anymore. It's fucked. Okay, whatever go for the mid inhibitor
Okay, no runway actually run away run away run away run away run away run away run run run run run
Okay guys, okay, they're not running the teams not running
Jinxie you need to let them die here. You cannot fight this
Let them let my whole team. Yes. Yes. Yes. All the way if you have to
That's bad. We have five minutes to leave. We had five minutes
How do we not win? How do we not win?
How do we not win? I thought we won. I thought we won. I thought we won. No, no, we did not win
We entered it back
How do we not win? How?
You didn't win because instead of grouping bot and hitting the open turret bot that would've
won you the game, everyone decided to go mid instead.
But listen, it's fine.
Jynxie buys Stax Gage.
Yep, there.
Oh no, are we in trouble right now or no?
Just hold the minions.
Kill the minions.
You guys are fine.
You got this.
Okay.
Now, listen.
Sit back, relax.
You guys are gonna have a good time.
The Mausar is up in 10 seconds.
Jynxie low-key.
Well, Jinx is smart, smart with the ward thing.
Okay, Jinx, you can ult him.
Oh, okay, press E.
Nice, good.
Maybe Q in, maybe Q in, Q in, Q in, nice.
Okay, now back up, back up, back up, run, run back, run back here.
Run back here.
Okay, this is good, guys.
This is good, good ult, good ult.
Okay, guys, I'm telling you, listen.
Right now, this is like how Penn felt when he found Teller.
Like, this is literally the dynamic duo.
You guys can bring this game back from the brink easily, okay?
Jinxie, Jinxie, do not walk up to Mordekaiser, he's gonna bolt.
Okay, just recall, just recall, recall, recall. There are too many team mushrooms.
Jinxie, we got this. It's recall. Oh no, if this is another 50 minute game when we lose, Jinxie, we need to lock in.
Okay, James back up back up run away. James run that is can I can I want me one everyone other than water?
Can I stay top? Yeah, okay?
Okay, push one way then we call and help your team because the thing is only right now use but pushing top
It's like you sitting there
Injecting a toddler full of steroids and then he starts going around killing everybody
And then you just let him loose while you go and you work your job like you need to take care of the problem
You created bro fuck that. Okay, I can want him in if he if he comes
check this out this is good this is good
good old jingsy good old jingsy okay guys Baron is coming up push mid and go
Baron on a press 4 on a press 4 walking on a press 4 and walk up in the lane
try to find the Timo shrooms we need to break the shrooms walk to the bar now
walk to the bar and walk to Baron on a the Baron on a only the Baron only the
the burn the burn the burn the burn the burn walking walking shoot me to one
whoa okay this is good this is good yes yes yes yes yes let's get this good
we better
watch out I have 1400s Mike okay keep hitting it okay only oh only
Press your R under the Vegar.
Press your- oh my god.
Okay this is good, you guys can fight, you guys fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight,
fight.
You have the egg, you have the- oh no you don't.
Okay that's fine.
Okay okay, okay, we call it, okay we call it, yeah.
Yep, you fucking smurfed that, no, no, no!
Okay listen, it's okay, it's okay guys, look.
The outer dragon is up in one minute.
You need to play around the outer.
Jyncey, press P. How much gold are you missing for your item?
P. Okay. I want you to farm the raptors, recall, get your item, and then afterwards you're going to go for the dragon.
We have Baron! We have fast.
Okay, the baron is gone. I'll go raptors, crugs, raptors, crugs, crugs, raptors. Yep, this one.
My god.
Jyncey, we fucked them so hard at the baron. Did you see that?
Yes, I know, I know. We need to win though.
jingsy now you're gonna go for the raptors and then you're gonna recall
we need to use our like four we need to use our four jingsy those shrooms are fucking us
uh jingsy doesn't know
that scout is my witness i'll punch this guy square in the fucking face
stop putting question marks your bronze for a god damn reason kid
recall recall now jingsy buy your item and then you guys group on the dragon
group on the dragon group on the dragon
that's not a good question mark your bronze player
Okay guys go to the other go to the other you guys got that tell you I've tell you fucking bronze player putting question marks
Is that important yes if you get out there it makes it so you actually
We okay only our press 100 press 100 only
Jinxie backup do not let yourself get altered by the morn do not like I just oh no
Why does vagar do six million damage? What it's okay only my car this to my car this
only you need a backup bro if you die here it's game over
only just run
please God just run give the other my bad my bad my bad
do I tell you back in and
no it did no no no no no no no no
ahhh ahhh
oh okay so listen only heal to fall
Guys.
Wait I can see me dead!
Coach, coach, coach!
No, no, no!
Nooooo!
Fuck me!
I have to do this for the team!
Contest?
Mordekaiser's recalling.
He's killing you in five seconds.
Oh, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
Fuck!
Oh, no, what the fuck was that?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Ah!
I saw one guy in the chat type.
Go mid, and I went mid.
I don't know why.
have never done that so you listen to silver Samuel instead of your coach okay
listen listen wait Oh wait only you might just try the game I'm not kidding
okay guys five minute five minute listen listen listen okay guys on a your half
HP you guys need to be careful because the more guys are going to go crazy and
they have all this guy I want to wait okay I keep son keeps on it so I
jin see you don't want to go in you don't want to go in backup okay you guys
gonna kill up we want to wait out the elder when the elder buff is gone that's
when we fight okay when the elder is done okay yes yeah I'm level 20 that
was this even possible I thought making this max I know when you're hoping you
we can get over leveled
ALTA
okay guys
yep this is good this is good
now wait out the elder
and we need to shred them down
no not yet, only you need to wait out the elder
yeah if we push it out we're gonna die
oh they have added a buff I see
bro what do you mean you see
we've known this for two minutes
I thought we're waiting for elder to respawn
my dad
okay no we're waiting for it to expire
How much longer down to us click on one of them click on one of them
suck
It's gone in about 30 seconds
30 seconds 30 seconds me to solve just wait 30 seconds only back up by your lixer
Jensie you back up I want to both you guys get a look no don't we call
Walk back to base bro, what the fuck is that BM?
I'm not trying to be him.
Alright, elixir of sorcery or which one?
Yes, you got sorcery, jinx, and you got iron, okay?
By iron, okay.
Okay, guys.
Now med.
It needs to be med right now.
Alright, be careful, be careful, be careful.
Uh, the altar, you wanna see?
I think it's still up.
No, it's gone out, it's gone out.
Now you guys can look for fights.
Now how you're gonna play it is, One, One, listen.
team is preying on your walls okay so you just need to sit there and you just
have a wall yep okay no flash good good okay hold bot on a go bot if the team
keeps pushing we need to deal with him Jin see Jin see press the number seven
on your keyboard but walk back so when you look at your keyboard you don't die
good okay I can walk up okay now walk back mid on a walk back mid only you
You wanna wall someone in?
You wanna wall them in?
Why didn't you wall them in bro?
You had the chance!
Shyser, my bad, my bad, I stressed.
I didn't know what to do, I didn't know what to do.
I'm telling you what to do.
You need to wall them in.
I'm walling him in, I'm walling him in.
Oh no, oh, press, press you in something, press you in something, two.
Okay.
Help.
That's fine, this might be fine.
I'm in his mouth, I'm in his mouth.
Oh my god.
this is good yes yes okay push mid you guys win you guys in the game to just
push mid push mid and the game okay you guys listen listen do not hypervance
late yet you see got this fast what the hell this is what oh my god okay you guys
have 45 seconds you guys can really end the game here we got me yes yes yes yes
Yes
You see I don't want to see you
Yeah, I'm just someone into the phone. I won't I won't ever die. Let's go. Let's go. We got the shit, right?
Yep, bang come on. Okay. Go now hit the turrets. Jin see smite the big the big minion smite it
You can smite it smite it to kill faster. Okay. That's fine, too. Okay. Look now do this nice hit it
Go hit it fast. You guys have 12 seconds
I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know.
I want to go right to the Nexus, I thought you'd go.
No, I didn't.
Yes!
I want to win, I want to win!
Oh my god.
Let's go, JXD!
And let's go!
Oh my god, we won the game!
Oh my god!
Bro, Dantez, I thought you could go right to the Nexus, I didn't know you had
to get rid of the turret and get rid of the turret.
Yeah, no, I'm sorry, you won, that's what matters.
Oh my god.
We won the game on Anivia, we won the game on Anivia, with the fat modder.
Dantes you're the fucking goat, Jinx you're the fucking goat.
I'm gonna be honest listen, Jinx he carried you guys to the early game so
Onek could carry you through the late. That was a fucking team effort but do you
guys want to know what the best thing about winning that game means?
It means Onek can just lock in his fucking alawi until the end of time now.
Nine, nine, nine. I feel like I feel like bro didn't you see? I'm the gold
I'm gonna be honest like that but that was good. Okay. Now Jin see I want to tell you something crazy. Are you listening?
Only pixel just placed iron one six CLP, which means he is officially higher elo than you as we speak
Can't even celebrate that that's that's I've never been this I thought that don't I don't want to be this guy and jinx
See, I don't know if you thought this but there's one person
who is like challenger, Dutrud is his name and I was watching a short of his and he was explaining how in iron
There's usually people playing who dentist, you know the clip. Can you fill out the blank for me?
Like have mental disabilities
No worse who are missing an arm who are missing a leg who like who it just doesn't work like they don't have the same
hardware and
Like no front no front. That's what they said. That's why iron is rarer than challenger, right?
Okay, like harder to like yeah, but oh never ever than challenger on a on a you can't see no fun
It's when you're losing lane to bronze one Mordekaiser though, bro
Okay
I'm down that was fucking fun
But oh man after that fuck if we would have lost this game
I would have probably uninsulted and never played again that ass right now. I'm being badass
because Jinxie it was one-to-one like that tournament bro it was the coach the
person who trusts in us Dante's screaming at me to not die and then I
get flash ulted by fucking Mordekaiser and I don't know what to do it was the
exact same thing but this time it was not Tyler but it was Dante's and it
was it was it was Jinxie and not Erop saying that the game is over okay so
wait on everyone the game on a genuine question why the fuck don't you
just ban it then yeah wait on a I was thinking the same thing why don't you
just ban Mordekaiser's so that never happens again who did I ban who did I
ban me oh whatever you're bad and just ban Mordekaiser wait so is it true that
Anivia has a 56% what percentage against Mordekaiser in top lane yes
were they both yes Anivia is unironically the most broken top lane
in the game and destroys Mordekaiser.
Duntas.
But no, the thing is guys, listen, we can't blame Onay for underperforming because that
enemy Mordekaiser was bronze one, so he has experience.
Okay.
Yo, yo, hey!
Duntas, bro.
I don't belong in this rank, bro.
Jinx and I don't belong in this rank.
Well, I mean listen.
We don't belong in Iron, bro.
We don't belong in Iron.
Listen, Onay, I'm gonna be honest, after that performance with the early game, you
You don't belong in this rank, bro. You belong even lower iron one might be too hard for you
If the enemy top laner dropping 20 kills, bro
He's a dropping dick off in your face, and you're sitting there saying you don't deserve this
I'm gonna be honest, bro. He was level 18 and like
He was level 16 and like 13 minutes, bro
Okay, yes. Yep when you said enemy mordekaiser dropping 20 kills I glanced over with my eyes thinking, okay
clearly is all like that already how the fuck does he have 20 kills well no no I
think the floor on this one you were 0 and 6 against him in your lane at the
start of the game so then he started running to everybody else's lane and
shoving his sword up our ass that's what happened because he was so over level
every time I was fighting the most four levels under him and he was just popping
fucking old like only to give you an example it's like you go to the zoo
You let the tiger loose, and then you ask yourself why everyone is getting mauled to death by a tiger
Hey, I can't believe we won the game guys. That was a fucking pleasure
That was all the fun leak because of you guys I
Reinstalled it because of you guys because Jinxie messes with you playing league with us brawitz one
Jinxie you don't know and Dante's I've been severely addicted to this game
I don't know how how deep it suck in you and Jinxy, but I have not streamed at some point for like three months
My chat would know like one and a half months or something. No stream
I was just queuing top Laney. Now I top Laney. We are nothing
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh no, I'm sorry. Oh, no, you've never had a season where you had more than like
80 games. So what the fuck do you mean you took three months off? You took three months off to play one game a day
last nine it was like a month it was like a month but check check check it was
like like a way we go or something no we wait you said it was a year ago right
check check yes stale stock okay six one hashtag real what's what okay so you
said it was last year right I don't know the last the when I played a lot on
account when I played a lot okay so here you played a hundred games here you
played like 150 games yes when was that when was that this was season 13 but
that's the most you ever played the most you ever played was 150 games and
back then the splits will last like four months yes that was yeah so you're
playing three games a day? I swear I played more, did I not? I don't know, I don't know,
but I don't know, the chat knows, like I didn't stream for like, what was I doing? I swear I was playing
League at some point. I don't know, I thought I was addicted to League. I don't think I'm
I'm laughing right now while I was at the point and yeah, I mean you're playing like three games a day
That's like that's pretty bad
Am I because time to check the account spec that on a pixel like at some point people even made an account where they like saw my games
Wait, what I wait so unpurchived right?
Yes, yes, yes, it was called spectate on a pixel. Yes, and it went instantly life when I chewed again
And then I stopped and then that broke my addiction because I felt watched and then I was like
Okay, so back then the most that ever shaman month was a hundred hours
So that's literally like three hours a day max
And that was only one month. Okay, bro. I'm not I'm not like you were actually fucking 12 hours a day
But I thought I was playing more. I don't know
Wait, I'm laughing. I don't know
And the whole time on everything I thought I was yeah, but only that's a hundred hours streamed and during that month
He would just read one the stream for like 20 hours straight. So that it was like maybe 30 or 40 hours
Like no, you're seeing my screen, right?
Dude look it was June 2024
He streamed 112 hours and during that time frame he had some streams of 17 hours
Which definitely wasn't something you know switch are you not switching or I'm not oh
Yeah, I look okay. Look you see
Yes, so what so back here you you streamed all right
He streamed a hundred hours in a month and it was literally just five streams
We're shooting 20 hours straight, so he was just rebranding vods of you playing for two hours
Wait, this guy had a channel of one of his games?
Yeah, but he only run live like 10 different times.
And look, this was how much one would actually play two hours and hour and a half, but then
he would just run those drugs.
I don't think he rerun it.
I think it was, but because I cute with breaks, you know, like I cute a game, I tilted,
I didn't play for like 30 minutes, one hour, I cute another and so on.
I don't know.
Who cares?
Because now we're on the grind to challenge.
Exactly.
All I want to say, all I want to say, because I have been addicted to this game, I don't want to get addicted to Genji and Funtis.
I swear I was addicted to some point. I don't know if that makes sense to you, but I swear I was addicted to it at some point where I didn't stream and I don't want to be in that mood again, bro.
Yeah, but on a-
I did feel good.
Yeah, but think about it, bro. Think about it. Even if you were to get addicted, the good thing is that this time you're actually streaming it.
So it means that you're going to be able to actually go live.
You're gonna be able to have fun with your viewers and you're gonna be able to actually get high low in the game and go crazy on it
This is true on it. This is all true, bro
Like this after after seeing us play and like, you know, how are how we are able to learn and digest what the coach says
How far can we make it? Honestly?
Bro, don't bullshit. No bullshit. Okay. I assume that you guys played and or between two to three hours a day
I would say that Emerald 2 is a lock by the end of August
August 2 by August isn't that in fucking three months?
Yes, but it's a lock like unironically a lock like you're you're fucking diamond by mid-September. That's on the joke
Me ha
Dying way. Yeah fucking right. I'm just high
Yeah, I'm just high like guys. I'm telling you the two of you could literally be like you guys remember dumb and dumber
Yes, so okay, so don't think about the fact that they were dumb, but think about their synergy together
That's like you guys you guys have this synergy together that I'm telling you we haven't seen this since like
Jesus Christ and his Apostle like it's a synergy of like anything that the planet
has ever even witnessed like the way that you guys complement each other it
literally feels like I'm watching LeBron and Michael like what's the other
guy's name Michael Jackson like the other Michael Michael Jordan Michael Jordan
okay it's like watching LeBron and Michael Jordan and their prime on the
same team. That's how it feels. I'm queuing again. I'm addicted to this game.
Jinxie, please, please. I'm queuing again. I don't know what to do. I'm addicted to this
game. I have a question. Do you play off stream or not? Do you play off stream or not?
Yes. I played most mornings. I play off stream with my brother.
What's your problem? Bro, it's bad, bro. I'm addicted to the game.
Okay. Are you still in? Okay. Okay. That's good. That's good.
Wait, wait. All right. Whoa. Sorry, sorry, sorry. All right, all right.
yo guys it was fun, it was fun, it was fun
no, honey, it was fun bro
I know you don't want to get addicted to the game again
but if you ever want to play another time, I'm down bro
look at my LPG again
I swear I wasn't addicted at some point
I don't know
do you want me to look again?
do you want me to show you the visual?
low key
am I crazy?
we can open up again
over to the other again okay okay so this is your account right stale stork yes yes yes
so back here ranked games in season 2024 split one right which was like around June which
is what we're talking about you played about 150 games right I mean it's not a lot am I
crazy and then over here 150 as well I think like five games so over the course of like
six months
you played like
i would say around
two to three hundred games
is another lot of stream
right now that's ramping speed and he has a speed and go
uh... but what do you mean
show screen
well it's on that side it's like it's a lot when you think about it but it's
because only for me for example
one time i went to korea
and i played twenty nine games a day
and i have like three hundred games and what's
you bow
i can have a question because i
because i actually like even when i'm locked in like
i play
i lose
i tilt i need to reset
like i do something else like
i don't want to like you know like i i i i i i reset for like forty minutes
okay so then this is where you can do only
this is where you can do
what we're gonna do is you're gonna buy a vape
and then every time you lose a game
you're gonna say that you need to go to the bathroom and then afterwards you can
just do a quick little vape break
and then it's like you're chilling does that make sense
that's what Jinxie does, no?
no, I don't
it's some old fucking bullshit
why can't I pick D?
yeah I did, guys I gotta do it
hey Gigi's on it, it was all the fun bro
yes, it was a much loved contest, thank you for that
Jinxie, thank you for that
sure, have a good one
peace, bye bye until next time, bye, win that game, win that game, bye
All right, GenC, share a screen.
Why does he get banned every fucking game?
Like, actually, why?
Okay, so the reason why is because he's like,
what's known as a low elo stomper?
So the thing is that he's the kind of champion.
Bro, why don't you tell me that?
Like, bro, why don't you tell me to play him
then, motherfucker?
If he's a low elo fucking stomper,
tell me to play him so I can stop the low elo.
What the fuck?
Okay, but GenC, the thing is for you to stomp,
you first need to be able to consistently click.
You need to be able to like,
Q in on someone and auto attack them you need to be able to use your e when you use your Q
You need to be able to actually like clear your camps and everything
So it's like the thing is that yes
Here's a little stomper, but it's about you also developing the base knowledge for you to become the goat
Does that make sense? I have 40 hours into the game, bro. I have the base knowledge is down
You know lock me and get me off this brain dead character and get me on ye
I'll fuck shit up with ye. Okay
Okay, so you know what, fuck it!
It doesn't work because the fucking chat just says, hold Q, hold Q, hold Q, even when I do it!
Even when I do it!
Okay, wait, do you want me to-
Get me off this shit!
JC!
Do you want me to keep it a buck with you?
Yes.
In an entire game on an enemy champion, you're going to use Q maybe about 20 to 30 times.
of those times, we would be fucking lucky if you do it twice.
Alright, alright, alright, I got you, I got you.
So that's why, it's like the thing about Jinxie, like when we were in the practice
all together, you knew how to do it.
What changed, bro?
Me, ho, I don't know.
Like, okay, wait, let me tell you again, don't do this shit where you verbally fuckin',
you know what, actually verbally you're asking me, I need that.
okay listen listen
when you slap me around
pshh pshh pshh
sorry gattie i'm only ever gonna hold you for the rest of my life i see you
you like that don't you
yes i'm a naughty naughty naughty
you're a naughty little boy huh
what do we do to naughty little boys around here that don't hold their cue
pshh pshh pshh pshh
who the fuck is noo noo
okay so that guy listen
what he does is he makes a big snowball
And then he's, okay listen, Jamesy, I'm not kidding, you need to fight him because Nunu has an ability that does 600 true damage to a jungle monster, so if you don't fight him level 1, he will literally flash on your blue buff and he will try to steal it.
Why is my chat typing Kessha?
Because there's a guy named Kessha that plays it and every time he does you just start going fucking ballistic.
Okay.
Okay, so now what we're going to have to do is you're going to have to look on the blue and then afterwards where you're using your smite.
Exactly. So what we're going to do here is you're going to look for the top to bottom folk here, but I'm going to want you to smite the gromp here.
Okay smite and now control W good so you see Jengzee how already you're doing a
ton of things that like you never used to do before like you're controlling to
level up all your abilities you're sitting there you're fucking like you're
actually like droning a little bit you're doing yourself like you're
getting your base mechanics down bro are you seeing this yes yes good so now
this is what we're gonna do you're gonna play for your wolves here and
and then afterwards what are you gonna do eternal hunger oh shit wait on a rated
one
oh no thank you bro
dafone man
w fucking on a
on a schnitzel
hey but uh you know i wasn't so funny bro that last game was more
no it actually was like did i'm telling you i genuinely think you and him could be the next
fucking like the next fucking crazy duo like you guys are gonna be i don't think on a likes
No, you know what it is? Let me tell you what it's like, Genkzi. It's like, imagine One, you tell him like, oh bro, check out this misfortune hentai, but he was so addicted to misfortune hentai in the past, that it was all he could whack off to, and as a result, he wasn't able to even work anymore, because of how addicted to it it was.
It's not that he doesn't like it bro. It's that he likes it too much that he knows what it's capable of. Does that make sense?
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Okay, it's not Jinx. Oh, no fight him. E, E, E, and then hold Q on him. Please Jinx, he holds Q
Okay, good, you know what just go Krogs go Krogs, but yeah, so that's what Nunu does. Okay, wait
You you could Bokey yeah go Kroggs go Kroggs actually what the fuck
Wait fight fight fight fight
Hold Q. No, I'm the new new. Okay. No mine Lulu. I guess okay. Yes. Yes. Yes
Yes, hold Q hold Q hold you're pressing it. No no back up. No back up too far too far too far
I
Okay, so Jen see why did you die there?
Okay, so what are we gonna do next time we get in a fight
I just want to play master you but he gets banned
it's okay listen listen you'll you'll be on it soon go for the top grab first top grab first
okay okay whatever just do the ground listen jinxie listen when it comes to the cue the way
that it worked the way that i'm sorry i'm sorry okay look the way that it works okay listen
is that if you hold q and then you move your cursor on something even if you move your cursor
way you're genuinely fine does that make sense okay so I tried here like when uh
like you can walk away from the wolves and then like what actually no it's
gonna okay whatever no we'll just try next time we'll just try next time you
fight so now go for your raptors and then go for your crugs okay okay so
now James say I'm telling you this game right now it's looking good like you
have what it takes bro do you have what it takes yes or no yes but why is your
rapid resetting what the fuck no it just ran me reset I don't know why okay so
anyways what you're gonna do is listen you do have what it takes you're gonna
have to look for the Krugs okay Krugs Krugs John mid John mid no Krugs Krugs
no play no play mid we take Krugs so you see how you were walking towards the
Krugs and you were joining med but you didn't move towards med yes that's
That's challenger level shit that you're doing.
And ironically most challengers don't even do that.
Because it's like you're scouting out potential better plays,
while already going for what you know is consistent.
That's literal like rank one level gaming.
Now, Joan Bart, Joan Bart, Joan Bart, Joan Bart, Joan Bart.
Okay, this is good. This is good.
Go dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon.
Dragon is free here.
So now you're going to start pinging on the dragon while you do it.
Start pinging. Your team needs to know what's going on now.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do here, Jinxy, is we're gonna play for the Dragon.
After the Dragon, look at your mini-map. What do you think the next best play is?
Recall.
Yes, why is the next best play to recall?
Because I have so much gold.
No, Jinxy, not just that. Why is the next best play to recall?
Because none of my camps are up.
Yes, and what do you see respawning on the other side of the map?
Gromp.
Yes! Yes! So what does that tell us then?
So recall them and then head there?
Exactly! Because if your top side is respawning and your top crab is respawning, then it makes it so that you're actually able to get stuff on that side of the map.
So we recall so we can go towards where our next play is going to be. Right?
Yes.
Okay, so now listen what you're gonna do here you're gonna play for the blue buff after the blue buff
I want you to walk in the river blue buff than river
Yep, that's Carthassault. He yeah, yeah, it's bullshit. Don't worry about it. You're never gonna play against. Oh, no
QQ him fighting fighting fight fight fight fight fight. Yes. E E E
E okay wait, maybe you got range. Okay, now you're gonna have to hold Q. Please shake see hold Q
I'm begging you
Niiiice!
Keep chasing, keep chasing.
Niiiice!
I did it!
Mom!
Get the camera!
Yes, finally, finally, finally.
That's what we like to see, bro.
That's the fucking cue-hold
that needs to be done.
And we've already said it in all chat.
You see what he said?
I hate you, yep.
Yep, and you don't have to say anything, bro.
bro listen when when he turns off his computer at night the only thing he's
gonna have is a fucking like a dad that looks at him and says get me a beer then
ignores him for the rest of the night so we don't need to say shit to him he
already lost bro he can sell your blue buff but his chances something bro he
said I hate you say something just don't now you're giving him exactly
what his dad's given him for the last 20 years of his life complete radio
silence it's what he's used to and it's what he hates that's why he
invades you because he wants attention and he wants a reaction because he never
got any from his parents growing up so what do we do Jamesy to fuck him up we
don't respond exactly exactly he can be in his fucking solitary confinement for
we give a fuck dude he's just a little boy that we're sitting on we're leaving
him on the sideline well we fucking drive on the highway to bronze cyan
aura motherfucker you know what I mean gonna get bronze tonight bro you will
No bro, you will! You're at that level! You are a bronze player!
Minimum!
Alright, so now listen. You're gonna play for these wrappers. After these wrappers, you're finishing the full clear.
Now, Jinxie, I want you to tell me what you as a jungler are thinking currently about what you're gonna do in this game.
Talk to me.
Krogg's recall, I have no camps up and a lot of gold. Krogg's recall's mine.
Okay.
Now, when you recall, what place do you have?
Nothing, right?
Nothing.
So, what if we delay our recall, and we look for a bottom gank first?
Because we have nothing top, right?
I don't mind that, I don't mind that.
You don't mind it, huh?
Yeah, exactly.
Because League of Legends is a game that's played on timers.
So what that means is that if you have a timer right now, but it takes you, let's
say, 10 seconds to get to your gromp.
Whichever it doesn't matter, just W then R. W then R. R on them when you're in
range when you're in range nice nice night oh no she got pulled once okay
so now jing see jing see I want you to go for the the scuttle crab now why am I
telling you to go for this wait fight this fight this fight this fight this
fight this go to the scuttle crab the scuttle crab now why jing see am I
telling you to go to the scuttle crab and sub the gromp okay and run this a
Gromp up
Exactly so by us doing the scuttle crab first we minimize the amount of downtime we have in the game right fight this mouth
So hard fight this mouth so hard II hold Q. Please hold Q hold Q. Please
Okay, it's fine. Listen. You held it earlier. It's fine. Well one time is a charm
So now what we're gonna do is you're gonna play on this crab, okay?
And then afterwards I want you to look bot instantly after smite this smite this to kill faster
run bot, now run bot, run bot, jung jung while we're running, okay it's fine just
E hold Q, go in, go in, go in, good! Now you can recall, now you back up and you
recall, why? Because they're under their turret bro, their parents are nearby you
can't kidnap the kids, does that make sense? When the turret is there it's
What's the parent?
I don't know, what's wrong with me?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
There's a reason why I'm not going to fight me for that death right now and the reason
why is because I genuinely saw what you were going for and that was unironically impressive.
The fact that you said let me flash on him and cue to stop my back because I think
I could kill him because of how low he is.
unironically good. You're limit-testing, you're learning it's good, bro. Like that was unironically
looking for that. It indicates that you have a potential of greatness in you. Go to your gromp.
It's like Jinx, imagine you're gambling. You're gromp. You're gromp. It's like Jinx,
imagine you're gambling and when you're down 10 grand, you deposit in another 10 grand because
you're chasing your loss, but that's what it takes to be a millionaire. You don't want to
take a loss, you need the win. That's why it was good what you did, bro. Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Yes sir.
Perfect.
So now listen.
I really didn't think I had to play there I'm sorry.
No but don't apologize bro because maybe even I would have won for a play like that.
Like me going for a place like that over the course of years I would have allowed me to
enjoy the game first off and to also learn what I'm capable of.
League of Legends is about testing your limits right?
Perfect.
Okay so now we're gonna go for the wolves okay?
Yep.
Good.
It's not about 15 yet.
Pretty fuckable.
Should I flank this novel?
No.
Now what am I saying no?
Just discipline, we have camps up, no one.
Yep.
Now you can look for it here though, but don't lead with your R.
Go go walk up to him.
Hmm.
Okay you want to lead with your Q.
You want to lead with your Q. So you want to Q him first and then R.
I don't want to fight him.
Okay, then no. That's okay too.
If he walks up to you again, you ult him though.
If you see him again, you fucking ult him because he can suck a fucking fat cock.
Okay, ult him over the wall. Ult him over the wall. Like, walk to the edge of the wall.
Okay, alright. Now you go with your Krugs. That's fine.
Like, in League it's okay sometimes to like have a downtime of like 3 to 5 seconds
where you're gonna look for a play, but you might not actually go for it. Does that make sense?
Think of it like, imagine you're playing R6 and you're going to peek a wall for an extra
3-4 seconds because maybe someone comes by before moving rotation.
Yes, yes, okay.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is you're going to walk there.
No, walk there.
Bro, look at how far the car this is.
You see how you have 45 seconds downtime on your ground right now?
You have a timer now.
So when you feel clear, right, and like press W, W, W, W, W, now walk up, the noon
is coming for you.
Okay, all the way.
yeah just press R.
I pressed R but it went, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Why did my R freeze me into a wall?
What happened?
Okay.
Why did my R do that?
So the problem is that you see how fat that wall is?
Yeah.
You didn't have the range to ult over, so it just made you stay still.
Oh my god this game has such a big learning gap!
Of course you can't ult away in that specific position.
Well, the thing is that you saw the range of your ult, like you saw that it didn't go over, but you still press it anyways.
Do you see what I mean?
Bro, no, I don't know what you mean. What are you talking about?
When your ult is up, you literally have a range indicator that says exactly how far it can travel.
Yeah, I never looked at that, bro. I think I'm looking at that.
But yeah, you are, because that's the reason why most of the time you're able to actually get your ult soft max range against units.
Like, you literally know what this is, you're just pretending right now.
Bro, Dantez, I don't look at my alt range, like, I don't look at this, I never look at that.
No, you don't, but you know that little circle that appears around you when your alt is up?
Mia, I know, I'm saying I meant to fucking alt away, not into a rock.
Yeah, no, and that's fine.
It's just the rock that blocked my alt, no?
Yeah, I know, I understand, but what I'm telling you, bro, is that you can literally see your alt range every time your alt is up because of that circle that appears around you.
I don't look at the circle!
Yes you do, you're lying bro!
You always got match-weight jobs!
I've never done that! I look until somebody's red on my cursor and then I ult into them!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait two seconds, wait two seconds.
You see this red circle around you?
I have never known that this exists!
You're lying!
I swear to God I don't look at this!
I just haven't found out this is a thing.
But it still wouldn't affect the last death because the last death I ulted for one inch because I ulted into a rock, which is what I'm dead!
Yes, but Jamesy, like right now for example, if you were to ult because you wanted to go over the wall, you wouldn't go over because the circle doesn't go over the wall.
You ult, like that red circle is where your ult range is, head the eye.
Okay, you and Loki fight this here.
E? E?
Snowball, delinquent, ah this kid's such a delinquent.
Little snowballing stream slapping fucking delinquent.
He hits me and then I just die.
Okay, listen, it's okay we can lock it in, alright?
I don't think I'm gonna say what I'm saying.
What?
I don't think you're gonna say what I'm saying.
You're saying to look at the circle.
It doesn't, like I don't care either way if I look at the circle or not.
Great, now I know that.
I'm saying, I ulted for one centimeter because I didn't know the rock was gonna fuck me in the ass.
I didn't know that. Now I know that!
Okay.
Now I know!
Okay, nice. W learning.
By the way, the Rune King.
Dude, can we get some W students in the chat?
He's learning!
W student!
Alright, so now Jinx, he walks straight bot here.
Straight bot.
equals stream sniping. I'm literally winning boggles, go fuck yourself. Boggles, I'm winning,
go fuck yourself. I'm not losing. Shut the fuck up Boggles.
Yo, daily reminder that Boggles couldn't even win the R6 2v2 against us when he was ghosting
and stream sniping as well.
Yep.
Thank you.
Alright, now Jinxie. Press W. Press W. Alright, you can look for an R on her. You
can R her. You can R. Nice. Hold Q. Hold.
okay go for the dragon
press E, press E, press E
E, E, E, E, E, E, okay flash away, flash away, flash away, flash away
flash, good, keep on it
okay I'm gonna say something right now
I can't hold Q on this guy, I can't do it
I can't hold Q on this fucking guy, I don't know what it is, wrong with my head or something but
I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't fucking do it. I can't do it. No matter how hard I try, I can not hold you. I can't. I can't do it. I can't fucking do it.
I can't. I can't. I can't do it. Listen, listen, listen, listen. If you told yourself that the sky was green right now, you would believe it.
Because the universe and what you perceive and how you live your life is based off what
you think is possible.
It's based off what you believe.
It doesn't matter what objective reality is, what matters is what you believe.
So if you sit here and you're going to slam your desk and say that you can't do it, then
you'll never be able to do it.
Not because you're not capable, but because you don't think that you're capable.
So instead of saying that you can't do it, say that you will do it.
Say that you are capable.
Say that you've done it before and you just seem to do it again.
you understand? Okay, so now let's get it done, okay? You can be on your mastery next
game, but for while you're on Warwick, let's actually sit here and let's make this a good
fucking showing, alright? Now let me ask you a question, can you hold your Q? Can I?
Yeah, yeah! Okay, yes, I've done it before! There you go, there you go, then leave
it at that. Will you hold your Q? Yes, yes I will. There you go, then that's
All you need to say now from this midway. There's a midway of coming kill it kill the minions
Okay, fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. You can arm. Okay. It's fine. You can arm arm arm arm arm arm
I don't know if you sang to our hammer our way. I'm one HP. I'm gonna kill myself
How's that a death how but none of this fucking game fuck this fucking game, okay?
How's that a death? Oh, so the certain characters that randomly kill you when you're one now, okay?
Only okay. Oh, what what what's the new league of legends niche fucking thing?
What is it? Do I gotta learn 25,000 intricate things to play this fucking game? I'm wanted to be in a bush recalling
How am I dead? Okay?
Let me let me put it in perspective if I played rainbow six tomorrow, and I died to a cap can trap, right?
I would sit down
I think that's bullshit because I don't know what cap can does but you look at me and you'd be like
Well, if you played more you'd understand this the enemy team has a champion called Carthus
Carthus has an ultimate ability that allows him to damage every single unit on the entire board from any range possible
So it's literally just a thing where yes, it is that one champion
It's a guy that looks like a ghost the enemy ADC right and that's just Carthus
So yes, it is an intricate niche thing, but you're gonna end up learning these things over time as you play more walk bot
You can't
If I'm 1HP against Karthus, I'm dead after this.
Exactly, yes.
That's literally just what it is.
So now, walk bot, see if you can look for a play?
Yep, walk there, walk there, walk there, walk there.
This is good.
I want your press W, I want your press W.
W, W so you get there faster.
This is good.
Okay, now you're gonna R. Okay, that's good, that's good.
We'll take it.
Perfect.
There we go!
Nice!
That's a fucking Jinx.
See I know.
DIE!
FUCKING DIE!
YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Jinxy got one taste of the yordles
AND NOW SHE WANTS MORE!
The Jidler just unlocked his new craving.
So now Jinxy, what you're going to do
is you're going to look for the wolves
and then you're going to go on the gromp, okay?
Now what you're going to do is for the rest of this game
I want you to refer to yourself in the third person.
Say jitty angry jitty happy jitty mad just start referring to someone the third person
So you can treat yourself like you're almost like a video game character
And you can operate out of level that not even you think is possible. Does that make sense?
Yeah, kill this guy
Die slow bitch die slow fucking die slow die
I want you to cut his throat open jing see and I wanted to
slowly yes and I wanted to just slowly tear it open and I want you to just sink
your teeth into the open wound that is sort of has become and suck all the
blood out of it then spit it in his parents face while they cry as they
watch their son get mutilated.
Alright, you ready for the dragon plant in 30 seconds?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Okay, so now you're going to walk mid here.
Team is doing great.
It's looking like a win to me, Jinxie.
You're going to walk mid.
Dragon's up in 20.
Ignore bot for now.
You don't want to do anything.
Alright.
Nice, you got this. Perfect. Q, Q.
Also, just as a reminder guys, anything that me or Jinxie ever say is obviously always in game.
Good fucking shit. Press it again, press it again. Nice.
Good.
Okay, so now Jinxie, Jinxie, did you see what you just said there?
I helped you.
See that?
And who died because of it?
The enemy died.
And how does it feel?
It feels good. It feels good, right?
I like it.
So let me ask you again, are you capable?
Yes, I'm capable, yes.
You're capable. Are you willing to do what it takes to get it done?
Yes, I'm willing to do what it takes to get it done.
Then you're an unstoppable force, Jancy.
Because if you have what it takes and you have the determination that it takes,
then the only limiting factor is time.
And you've got a lot of fucking time on your hands.
So let's get this dragon number, look on the bar, are you ready?
I'm not laughing. I just have a disability, where whenever I drink water my sinuses start
like acting up. So sometimes I just start sniffling randomly, even though I'm not sick.
Okay, look on the dragon here. You can look on it.
Remember, 1,400. That's okay. That's good.
Okay, now we're back up. So now what we're going to do?
Nice. You can look for an ult. You can look for an ult. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.
No no no no no no they got her they got her.
It's okay it's okay.
Okay so now Jinxie what you're gonna do here when you respawn.
You're gonna go straight to the top crab and you're gonna take it okay.
Got it.
Perfect.
I'm just going to get a thing so I can blow my nose back in a minute.
Alright.
Four and eight.
Yeah, I'm not just carrying that.
Okay, I'm getting up.
So now what you're doing is you're walking straight to the Scuttle Crab.
Yep, and then you're going to take that.
He's not one of you to already start pinging on the baron, okay?
Start pinging it already.
Yep, so do the scuttle crab?
Just do the scuttle crab?
Do the crab?
The crab?
Down?
It's right there.
Sometimes he likes playing hard to get so you need to find him.
Okay, this is good.
So you're not going to start it.
You're not going to start it.
You don't have your tunnel here.
Now start pinging on your tunnel and on the baron so you know what's up.
Okay, walk mid, walk mid, walk mid.
You have a collapse on the enemy Carthus.
Yep.
Okay, so I should probably let you know.
The enemy Carthus, when he dies, he's allowed using abilities like he's alive for 5 seconds
and he's unkillable during that time frame.
So it means that even if he dies, he can still use his ultimate.
It sounds like the most unbalanced sack of shit I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah, it genuinely is, yes. He's one of the most eloan fighter champions.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do, this is good.
So now, Jinx, I want you to walk mid, walk mid, walk mid, walk mid, yep, walk with your team.
We're gonna try to stop them from recalling so that our Chundle gets a good split push here.
Okay, that's fine. Good attempt, good attempt. Yep, I saw a vision, that was good. So now
Jengzzi, go top. I'm gonna walk top here. Nope, that's bot. Top. Because right now the
problem is that your Blitzcrank is soul-laning against Olaf, so we need to find a way that
We can actually like help the wow your blitzcrank is actually killing him. What the fuck Q good
Okay, nice now go burn so ping baron ping baron ping baron now
Now Jinxie the problem with okay. No kill the mouse are right there the guy on the minimap the guy on the minimap
Go for him go for him go for him press w w for faster speed
Hold Q
nice
So Jamesy listen that champion Nunu he can smite at like 3,000 health because of how broken he is
So what that means is that when he walks in we need to fight the Nunu before we finish the Baron
Okay, or else he can just fashion and kill off kill it
So start pinging on the Nunu because he's gonna seal it like he is gonna seal it for sure
Okay, whatever just finished it try to finish it. This is fine
nice good okay now recall or go top go top go top you're done it's fighting go
top yep good good good this is nice go go go
jitty wants this jitty gets what jitty wants nice good chase hold you again
Smite her for slow and then okay, all right. You can all
I'm in and in no
It's okay, it's okay
Yep, you did like I'm telling you you're getting to somewhere doing it consistently like it's very good
So I want you to buy spread massage now
I'm already working on depth dance. Yeah, fuck that sense. We don't need it. Do you magic resist?
So, okay, I guess now it's as good a time as ever.
The reason why sometimes I tell you to build certain items is because it counters the enemy
team.
So do you see on your death recap in the top left, how there's a lot of blue?
Top left.
No, no, no, there.
So what that means is blue is magic damage and red is physical damage.
So the enemy, because it...
Oh, I know that.
So because the enemy team does a lot of magic damage, we want to build magic resistance
so that we have a higher resistance against magic damage. You understand? Go to the dragon.
So the problem with death sands and the reason we don't want it this game
is because death sands gives armor which counters physical damage,
but if they do a lot of magic, what do we want to buy, Jinx? See?
Exactly good. Okay, so now just submit.
Start paying for your team to group mid.
Now you can just walk up, this is good.
Now you don't want to ult in, if you ult in you're going to throw the game.
So you wait until the enemy engages and then you see what you can do after.
Keep walking back.
Ok now go in.
Now go in, you don't have to ult though.
Yeah it's ok it's ok.
Ok you can go in, you can go in, you just have your Q.
Nice, kill the minion wave so you can heal, and now keep pushing, you might be able to
end the game here.
Press E, press E. Okay, too late.
So the reason why I told you to press E there is because when you see the Carthus
ult coming in, if you press E you get damage reduction, right?
So it means that you take less damage from the Carthus ult.
Now keep pushing.
Keep pushing mid.
Okay, you need to run away now. So run away and just press P. Let's say how much gold
you're missing for your spread visage. Okay, so when you recall you're going to sell both
your longswords and you're going to buy a spread visage, okay?
Got it. Where are my longswords?
Uh, yep, it sells. Sell. Okay, you only have to sell one. Press undo. Press undo
undo so in the shop it says undo click it twice yep one more time and I'll buy
this for the massage there you go so now we're gonna do is you're gonna walk
mid I want you to get the red buff first okay after the red buff you're just
gonna sit there and you're just gonna spam ping mid and then your team is
gonna try to group okay okay this is looking good now though this is looking
very good okay alton alts good good nice that cock sucking fucking ghost or
fuck okay now go mid no don't don't give me attention don't forget if we if we
uh it's okay oh yeah i forgot yep so care push man and then afterwards you can
look on this turret
oh my god what's it in me god damn so let's go the car this queues Jesus
Karthus can go fucking die.
Yeah.
Okay, so now what you're going to do, Jengzee, is you're going to start walking towards top lane.
Because you see how far the top, top, top, top, top, top.
Because your channel is pushing up very far.
So if they all fight him, then imagine we're there to help him out, right?
That sounds really good.
So now fight this.
That's cute.
Alright.
Now you're doing a bar.
Okay.
it's not back up
Pessie good
It's no QM
Nice okay. Yeah, you're probably gonna end up dying, but it's okay
Bro this character like I swear to God
This character is fucking brain dead like it is fucking brain dead stupid fucking dog shit fucking character
It is this character is fucking terrible. Yep
He just killed four people because he dove at us because he's brain dead
Yep, because the thing about Carthus and reason why he's so ill and inflated
If it rewards you for being bad, he's jumping through the wall
Exactly, yes, yes
So now what we're gonna do Janksy is when you respawn you're gonna start split pushing
So I want you to type in chat. I actually know you don't have to you don't have to type anything
Your channel is already like pushing bad
Ah maybe not
Okay, so now when you respawn, I want you to press P, don't mind how they said, press P.
I want you to search up, actually no buy star x gauge, that's okay, you can buy the star
x gauge.
Okay, so now go top and take the top crab.
I think we're winning this or losing this?
Right now you're winning.
You think so?
Yep.
Okay, so now we're gonna play for this Scourcrab here.
This is good.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do, alright, is hit that board and- oh, I should've known.
Just stay with your team right now, stay with your team.
I'll fight the new, fight the new.
Good ult, good fucking ult.
okay now i wanted to press e
and then hold the key on the car, this
that's fine
keep fighting
you might have to flash away
Okay, it's not over yet. You saw the chance you saw the chance
I
Wanted to press I helped you but I didn't do it perfectly because when you hold you up through it literally like a dodge
And you can't just hold Q. You have to hold Q and like line up with their body perfectly
and then let it load cuz it takes nine years to trigger the animation.
Ok
It's fucking Dock shit. And this character's fucking Dock shit. And i wanna play fucking
master fucking music, cuz this guy does not fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ok i wanted-
BAAARRRRR
It's fun, undo the item that you bought, open the shop again, press undo, buy the Elixir
Viren.
Ok, and then now walk to the Outer Dragon. Start ping it too. Start ping the
dragon.
the only reason you lost that fight is because the uh...
now press seven
and the only reason you lost that fight is because your channel wasn't there
journal with a dragon, how low is it?
oh wait wait wait
you can still it, alt and alt and twi-
oh too late
oh
okay it's fine
go to the baron, go to the baron, the baron, the baron
because the thing is that if you get the baron
then they cannot push the waves
which means that you're still able to win the game because you can solve the baron
i saw the other does that make sense
press e
either reduce the damage
is that it's almost no damage there
keep on keep on keep on
you should get it
should get it
should get it if you can press E
E
got it
E
okay
there's a chance the enemy team doesn't end here
Okay, Miss Fortune is up in 4 seconds, look in the base, look in the base, maybe she
holds us.
John John the base John the base John the base
Okay, Jyncy you saw the chance we're still in this don't worry. So now what you're gonna do is when you respond
You're gonna look towards me. Okay
Okay, now go top the top wave top wave top nubbot
So we need to wait out there, out there dragging and then we can actually fight her, right?
So I want you to start...
Go bot, go bot, go bot, go bot, go bot.
So Kira, I want you to push bot, just push bot and set bot, let your team deal with
mid.
No, no, no, I think it's fine.
E E E E E E E E E
That's it
So, the reason why I want you to push bot now is because I think if you keep grouping for fights
you're never actually gonna win the game
but maybe if you split push with a trundle
you maybe have the potential of being able to
So push one more wave
Ah, a jomet
I wanted a jomet though
Yep, you're good
Keep pushing, keep pushing
Wait, can I solo wave?
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe
I joined mid, joined mid. We have- Okay, this could be good, this could be good, this could be good, this could be good.
Keep pushing, keep pushing, keep walking, keep walking, walk up.
Walk? Just go, go, make sure you keep moving.
Bro, I can't go any-
FUCKING BASTER!
You're good. Okay, run to the channel, run to the channel, that's in the base.
I think you might be able to end the game here.
Hold on.
Just, just run shit there.
Just run shit there, yes it- Okay, no, mouse hour's up.
Okay, so like push this wave. Okay. Now kill the inhibitor kill the inhibitor
Join over to the channel join with the channel. Let's see what's happening with them. What's it? What's he doing? Okay?
You can hit the Nexus, but I think you're not able to because the cut this is gonna be here
So we're just gonna play for this
I want to press e to reduce damage and then our way just all the way all the way all the way all the way
Alt good either reduce damage either reduce damage
Okay, just recall
I'm gonna be honest it's anyone's game right now it like it genuinely it's a anyone's game
what what what what what it sucks gauge like it sucks gauge that's good okay
Ok, now walk mid and I want you to ult the Carthus.
Walk mid, start pinging W, W, W, alright now E and then hold your Q.
You can also smite him like a, is it good?
I'll back up, back up, he uses exhaust, we back up now.
So he baited out his 4 minute cooldown exhaust, this is good.
Trundle might be able to end the game, so all we have to do is just solo until he
does.
chrundle walk through jungle and and I know mine don't have it back up they're
coming up they're back up back up
Yep, okay, so now walk mid.
I think your tunnel just entered.
The problem is that you wouldn't be able to backthrow this because your champion does
and I'm enough damage to uh... structures to be able to
no no no if you try it's just gonna miserably like i don't know
you don't actually fuck it
okay yeah yeah try try try try try
well walk through the uh... the topside river top river
uh... try to back up
yeah you have to just back off
got to back off
BRO HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
wait
Billy, you have enough 150
you might have to recall here though, you might have to recall, yeah you have to recall
walk in the bush and recall
dude Billy, holy fuck, bro thank you
Jesus Christ
I should thank you all
okay, so now what are you gonna do?
is you're gonna look towards this
okay nice nice nice
i want you to uh...
just walk me down
uh...
should i do it on this? no no no you can't i'm telling you like if you go for a backdoor
you lose because now look the nexus turrets are out
so look for a play on this guy
nice you can press w for more speed remember?
now to no going okay
when he also need to press it to reduce the damage
back up just one way just run run run run
no you need to run you need to run
okay now just so recalling so recalling
bro can I go for the back door yes no no no absolutely not absolutely
bro jinxie the turrets are alive you cannot fight the turrets
Go bot. I want you to press W and then run up the Mausaur.
Smite him. Press F on him. Press F and then hold Q.
E? E? E?
Okay, auto-luminance? Q? Auto-qo-q? Auto-luminance? Nice. You heal up, you're good.
So now you got the Mausaur, so ult and his flash. That's decent.
And you heal. Stop taking it, misfortune.
Fucking punch you in the fucking face.
It's gonna fucking suck you out!
FUCK OFF!
so what we're gonna need now
bro can i backdoor or no
jinxie
how many times i have to say no
are they gonna get the elder
probably but you can't contest it
okay look for the red buff
actually back up get your stacks you can get your stacks gauge
Chats not coke brain. I'm just asking a question
Okay, so you might have to give the balance to
Yeah, you have to just send me some like it's gonna be insanely hard, but there's nothing else we can do except just like wait
okay now we just sit back and base on the watch out okay
dude what the fuck bro billy what the fuck dude thank you holy shit
and elder yep so now the thing is like we're unironically the only thing we can do is
just like pray that we can hold we just didn't pray that we can hold here so just back
up your tunnels farming your red buff so this might be fucked just back up back
up but you don't want to get into their abilities
so the tunnels gonna look for a back door on their n heads Pussy E E E E E okay
nice now walk in the base and hill I think it might be a game over here
Okay, see if you can maybe hold this.
Is there any chance?
No.
Okay, are you ready for a Mastery game?
I don't understand how you can play a game for an hour, one match for an hour, get brutally
fisted in your tight hole, and then cue another.
I don't know.
Did you want to hear something, Jengzee?
No.
Okay.
Yes.
Okay.
Yesterday I was one-man away from ground master.
I queued up and I lost the most of this.
I did, but listen.
I queued up, I had the most disgusting loss ever.
I queued up again, I lost the game.
I was two runs away, right?
Why was the loss disgusting?
Because it was like my team was just like completely brained out to a point where
it was like very impossible for us to do anything.
But then what ended up happening, Jinxie, is that I said fuck it, I'm going to keep queuing.
And even though yesterday, my day started off with me being 0 wins 4 losses, it ended with
me being 15 or like 12 wins 7 losses and I hit grandmaster.
Sometimes in league, you're going to be tested at the start of your day, but as long as
you can persevere, that's all it takes for you to actually climb.
Like you need to be able to have like a shitty game, but then queue up next game
give it your all then do it again and then you're going to be able to get to a
point where it's like you're actually going insane and you're like winning.
Does that make sense?
Because like what separates the people from climbing from the ones that don't
is that the people that don't climb have a tilting loss and they get off.
They lose two in a row they say I'm done for the day but the ones that
actually climb are the people that can have those losses and say you know
what next game I'm so gonna give it my all and it works and they win and then
they end up outranking past any expectation that they ever even were
to set for themselves
so you're ready for the mastery
I'm just gonna get something to spike energy a little bit
Bro and Billy holy fuck dude. Thank you. Wait give me one sec
And he gets down to make it off check out time for one more I got one more in me chat
I'm going to play Master Yi in Jungle and literally fuck people in the ass.
I'm so... I swear to god if ye gets banned, if ye gets banned for the fourth consecutive
game today, I'm shutting off my console.
I have not been able to play Master Ye the entire day.
Alright, now are you ready to give this game your fucking craziest showing ever?
Go for the middle one.
Chat with you on the gold of the DPS.
Oh wait, fuck.
But Billy, thank you bro.
I actually fucking thank you dude, holy shit.
Go to the DPS.
okay go for the middle one middle one
okay he won't you're good trust me
okay do you want to play Diana
like how about a dynagame how about a dynagame wait what did you do okay
like honestly fuck Warwick let's do a dynagame and let's fucking shit on this piece of shit
Bastard
Bro Billy what the fuck
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying listen what we can do is you you haven't been liking the work recently so walking down
Okay
When asked your team say say yes, can we can you please dodge for me I?
I say, can you please dodge?
But bro, Billy, like what the fuck dude?
Holy fuck!
Like you're actually insane!
Truth and Nukedanta seems to bounce on it for Billy.
Okay, listen.
with your rooms, your rooms, your rooms, your rooms fast.
right
okay jing see are you ready to go crazy here
who's the shithead who said report me
who's who the shithead
who's the shithead that said report me
it was your support
yep
unfortunately was a support
but listen
jing see
we can ironically just ignore him and we can win as long as we ignore him
does that make sense
good that's what i like to see
tell him how it really is
oh you forgot to buy your item
so listen what we're going to do share
As you're going to look for the top to bottom full clear,
and we're going to get it done.
Ready?
Yep.
So in the future, Jinxie, when we
want to type a three letter word,
instead of typing three dots, we can type three underscores.
That way it's a little more obvious
what we're trying to get out with them.
Does that make sense?
I gave listen what we're gonna do let's lock it in we got this shed
Okay guys
No, I'm coaching chill wait till later, but that is the man in time for your son crying over a band
Crying over the same guy getting banned for games in a row that I want to play. Yes. That's like a mathematical
Anomaly
All right, the same guy I want gets banned for games in a row and then I'm getting like harassed on a support player
All right, don't forget to use your smite here. Don't forget to use your smite
Okay, so Jinx you listen this game in your last game against a Lulu you
held your Q like three different times if you can do that in this game as well
I'm telling you bro. You genuinely got this shit. Does that make sense?
You said hold my Q is that what you're you said yeah, yeah listen against them all you have to do is just hold your Q
That's it. So if you can just hold your cue, you got it
Holding to stop us. It's just RNG. Yep. It's like spinning a slot machine
Well, no, it's not you just have to keep your mouse hovered over their character model. Do you get it?
But then it takes 15 seconds for it to register do the whole animation and I get rooted and stunned and like
Well, okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, let me explain something to you.
When you hold Q as Warwick, you become unstoppable.
So what it means is that you genuinely can literally not get crowd controlled, you cannot
get sun, nothing can happen.
That's why as long as you hold Q, you can literally avoid all the CC that you think
is the issue.
The only problem is that you're pressing it.
Do you get it?
Why play a champion if you don't like him. I don't want to play him! I want to play yeeah!
I want to play Master Yeeah!
But he's got an auto-bam for four games!
Like- I don't want to play him!
Guys, guys, imagine in this, okay?
It's like imagine you have a guy that goes to a brothel and he has like this favorite prostitute, right?
But then the problem is that she calls in sick to work for a week straight
So the only person left is some guy named Tyson
And he has a 45 inch cock and just dicks down everyone that hires him
But the thing is that you're forced to choose someone in this prostitute lounge the second
It's fine go to the top
It's a great. Let's go to the top one
Did he just flash light?
Yes, he did.
He flashed light just to make you a little bit more miserable.
But listen, GenC, I'm telling you, you genuinely got this shit still.
Like it's one to one, even if he gets the early crabs, you're not at a level where
It's like it's necessarily gonna matter.
Does that make sense?
Because the thing is that at the level that you're playing at,
he won't be able to abuse that
in the way that he wins the game.
He's just getting a small advantage.
But the real advantage that he's playing for
is the fact that now he's in your head.
So as long as we don't give him that
and we don't allow him to be in your head,
then what advantage should he really get?
Nothing.
Two subtle traps.
Yeah, but he won't be able to do shit with it.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
So now listen, what we're going to do here is you're just going to look for the Raptors.
After the Raptors we're going to play on the Wolf's Gromp.
After Wolf's Gromp it's Dragon.
Now we can assume that because Mastery was banned and the Sage Trunks is doing bullshit
like that, then you might be getting Ghosted.
So going for Quinnflip Dragon plays, where we're not sure if we'd actually be able
to win those plays, isn't what we want to do.
Does that make sense?
So that's why I like listen right now it's literally just we're going to look on the gromp
and after the gromp we're going to play on the dragon.
But we're not going to like try to hit the dragon instantly we're going for more of a
play where it's like we're going to try to like see what happens.
So it's like you remember earlier when we talked a little bit about downtime where
when there are like timers and there's nothing to play for all you want to do is
just kind of like sit around and see what you can accomplish so here you're
in the same space okay so what you're gonna do essentially is you're gonna
see like look but John about right now press W press W press W press W nice
and now you can eat hold Q try to hold it nice there we go now for
Flash on her, flash on her, two autos.
Nice, back up.
There we go!
I told you you had what it takes.
Now he's coming in.
You're gonna have to like fight him here.
But you can, it's okay.
So now, fight him.
E, hold, yep, there you go.
Okay, listen, you couldn't win that,
but you got one, so that's okay.
All right, perfect, let it out, Jingxi.
Remember people that are positive end up dying earlier because they keep all that pent up anger inside of them
So as long as you're letting it out whenever you get angry you're gonna live longer. Does that make sense?
Yep, there we go
Dude, Billy, what the fuck, bro?
What?
New record hype train level 20 where that's actually newer that's fucking retarded
Holy shit. Thank you. Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the top-to-bot
Now HLX got the dragon
So we couldn't maybe look for an invade on the blue
But the thing about it is that going for the invade I go to Krugs Krugs
But the problem with going for the invade what?
He's just a stream sniping pussy. Exactly. Yeah, so we go for the invade then there's a chance that could end very badly
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the Krugs and then play on the rest of the full clear and then see if
We could try for a play on something bot lane now when we look bot we saw that hrox was still there
So I wanted to actually walk to his boobuff right now
Yep
What does boo and then and then we're just gonna invade this because even if he comes in later if it's you against him
You genuinely win right?
Yep, okay, so now let's look on this boobuff here
Like you wouldn't want to be one easily.
Okay so now you're going to E?
E?
Good.
Okay, you have to commit for the fight, you're just going to die if you don't.
Okay so try to back up.
Keep backing up here.
Just try to Q him.
Wait, are you all playing this?
You're just up in one.
I want you to start spamming E.
so it's found me yes nice you yes good you see that shit that's fucking jellywick
baby that's the ginsu warwick I want to see good all right so now on respawn we're
gonna start on our blue buff right click the brother and king on warwick you
always go baby in king after TM at so we're gonna right click the better in
King and then afterwards we're gonna go bot to top and look on the grubs, okay?
Like I'm telling you what it's looking fucking amazing right now
Okay, so now how we're gonna play it as we go bot to top and then afterwards
What do you see on the top side of the map that looks like it could easy be taken?
Yeah, exactly, the grumps. So now go for the grump. So it means that right now we're
pathing towards our plan, because we're sitting here and we're saying, hey,
Dragon is down for like two minutes. We could look for a play on the grumps that's not
Rift Herald yet. We could look for a play on the grumps, and then that's going to be
the play that we're actually going for. Do you see what I mean? So that's what we're
going to be looking for here, okay? Alright. So you're going to look for the wolves, and
after wolves you're going to play on the gromp, or the raptors, and then after the raptors
we're going to look on the Krugs, okay? It's looking free, I'm telling you. That's
enough gifting today, I'll be back tomorrow. Now thank you so much, genuinely. Like,
Actually, thank you so fucking much. It's been like fucking insane. Hope you have a good rest of your night
Okay
All right, so now a Jinxie we're gonna look on the Krugs after the Krugs. We're gonna play on the grub is okay
So it's croaks and then after the Krugs, what's another play besides grubs that we can maybe look for a
A gang top.
So what you're going to do is you're going to walk towards top lane here, right?
And we're going to see if we can make it a gank work.
And if we can, good.
If not, we just got the grubs.
Okay, let's go for this.
Nice!
Good ult.
Hold Q after.
Oh, close.
Okay.
So now go for the grubs.
Alright, there you go.
Garen gets it.
That's nice.
So now what we're going to do, what we're going to look for, is we're going
to just play on the grubs, okay?
Yep, so you just get this for free and then after that you're going to be hard-chilling.
Like generally right now it's looking like a very, very, very, very, very good game right
now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Okay, so now how we're going to do it is we're going to get these grubs then you're
gonna recall and then afterwards what's the next thing that's coming up here so
the next thing coming up if we look at the minimap we see dragon up in 20
seconds so what do you think we should do like that's why I'm telling you yes
exactly so see like instead of doing gromp then dragon we can do the bot
scuttle crab and then do dragon and the reason why we're gonna do that
Instead is because no it's got a crab scuttle crab is because after we do gromp if we go gromp
Then we do crab then our timer is off sync because we're doing our wolves too late. Do you see what I mean?
All right, so now we're gonna play on the dragon and then after dragon it's bought the top folk there
This game is looking like a free win. This is the best looking game you've had so far
Okay, so now stop hitting this because you have no smite because you smited the crab and then all the all the h-hawks
The second h-hawks gets in the pit. I need to ult him. Just ult him instantly. Ult him. Wait, ult him, ult him
Okay, good. Nice. So now you can kill him, press E. E. Alright, you can flash on her
Good. You're back away, back away
Okay, listen.
That was fine.
Even if your team ends up dying, the fact that you guys got the dragon means you're in
a good space.
Yes, your balling fucking sucks, they can, they're 0 and 7, but you're able to actually
play for late game objectives.
So it's gonna be good.
There you go. Good. So that's why we're letting them know. They're the WB Loads, right? The
WB Loads. Yep. Okay. So now, we're going to play on the red buff, and then afterwards
we're going to look on the Krugs and Raptors. Now, Jinxie, I feel like the problem is you're
getting a little bit too tilted. So let's sit here and let's forget about everything
that's happened. Let's forget about the last few games. Let's forget about the
tilting losses, everything. Forget about the Yi Bands. Let's just realize that right now
we're in this moment, okay? We're in this moment and it's our time to get it done, right?
Yep.
Now, after this game ends, Jingxi, would you rather be one win away from Iron One or
be three wins away?
One win away.
One win away. So that's why, Jingxi, just focus. Right now it's about focusing
on the game at hand. Okay now you can look mid. Your ult is up in one second. That's
fine. That's fine.
I think Galio can teleport. This game is so fucking stupid.
Well look, you still got your kill bro.
Yes kid. And you can sit down too.
There you go! Exactly! Good! Now go for your wolves. Now Jynxie, you don't know
that Galio can teleport but now you do. I want you to think of you like you're
a Comrag in a Hugh Hefner's mansion. Every single day you're getting full of information
and semen and everything and eventually one day you're going to become your own living
organism. Does this make sense? So it's like every single time you see little things like
for example, Carthus has a global ultimate, Galeo can dash away. It's like you're getting
to a point where soon you're going to be able to use all this information and you're
gonna be able to actually become the best player they can possibly be. Do you see
what I'm getting at? Okay, now Jinxie, the time that you're spending flaming is
time that you're spending not actually paying attention to plans they could go
for. I know, I know it feels good doesn't it? When you know that maybe
you're just being these people feel like shit and they can't even fight back
because they're muted. It feels fucking good doesn't it? Yeah. There you go.
So that's why now the only thing we're gonna have to do is just focus on the task at hand
We're gonna look on the wolves and then after wolves. We're gonna look on the Herald that the Rift Herald, okay?
Now you could look for the Scuttle Crab first like walk to the Scuttle Crab first if it's up get it
Then we could look for the Rift Herald, but the Rift Herald is our next player that we're gonna go for okay?
All right, so now what we're gonna do you're gonna look for this and then afterwards
I want you to walk up and look on the Rift Herald
this looks good this is generally good
very nice
okay very good
so you're going to look for the breath held and then afterwards
we're going to look for a recall and to talk about full clear
and then play on the dragon
Okay, so now they're coming in, so you might want to walk to the edge and then alt-away, not into them, there you go.
Okay, so now I want you to open up your shop, let's buy our items. So you're gonna get the uh,
this plated silk cap here, yep, and then afterwards build towards your titan kaja.
Good. So now, you're going to play for the top to bottom folk here. Now, James, I wanted to look at the map, say, why am I telling you...
My tab is broken. I can't click tab.
Oh.
Okay. Well, this is what it is.
Okay. Yeah, just walk through the cracks. So, the reason... Listen, that's okay.
The reason why we're folk clearing top to bottom, I wanted to look at the map and tell me why you think it's happening.
I guess this is up.
Yep, exactly.
So that's why, Janksy, you're actually understanding, I know that right now it's tilting, but just
think about how it's going to be when you're actually sitting there and you're able, during
these games, to be able to get the champions that you want to play with all the knowledge
that you're learning.
Like, view it like right now you're going through a go hand training art.
And every single one of these games on Warwick, it's just preparing you for Master
Yi.
It's like, think of it like this.
Every day you jerk off right so that when you're with your girlfriend you last longer in bed
That's essentially how you need to view every single one of these warwick games
Like they're the filler games for the real episode does that make sense?
Okay, so now you're gonna look for the gromp and then after the gromp
We're gonna look on the dragon your ult is up your flash is up your smite is up
You have literally everything they could ever need to be able to get this dragon done
I'm able to go fucking crazy on it. No
So you got it. Okay, so now back up. You're gonna have to ult away. What's the way?
Flash wait flash flash
Good flash, okay
So the reason why is because it's unfortunate but you're like 99% getting ghosted and on
top of it your team is kind of in their own world doing their own thing.
Now it's not necessarily the worst thing because your garden is very fat and needs to be
relatively well so you can still win this one easy like like it's like okay
imagine this imagine right now we're in a war right and you're sitting there and
you're like watching everyone around you fighting to the death but the problem
is that because everyone has only one opponent right oh god yes because you
like spam click and shit
HI-B-I-SES!
Ask HI-B-I-SES to help you
HI-B-I-SES help
Your brain isn't either, Bob doesn't get the fuck out of the stream
Because the guy, I don't think I have a S cannot mean leave
No, no, no, oh wait
I'll pin it back up, maybe it's gonna work now
You're a jerk, I think this is wrong
Oh god, wait, let me see if I can
Okay, you just all tapped right fuck
Open up league wait press escape press escape like open up league and I'm press escape
Oh, no, I'll wait give me a second this sign
Wait, I'm trying to switch up
Guys, how do we get it to work?
Okay, wait.
Uh, no, he can switch to WASC.
Someone said try holding out and then enter.
Okay, can you unplug and replug your mouse?
No, I don't think that's the issue.
If that was the issue, then you wouldn't be able to move it.
Uh...
try it anyways am I gonna get a ban bro? no I think you're gonna be okay
okay so let's say we're gonna press escape press escape in the game press
escape oh so you can't press any keys wait what the fuck
my left mouse works, my right mouse doesn't work and I can press any keys
guys wait what the fuck
press F9 twice
what does that do?
okay that doesn't work
quit on rejoin, it doesn't work if you press escape right?
maybe try task manager ending league and then like reopening up
But just open your league client and press ok so you're at least sunk at a ban.
Ok reconnect, reconnect.
Ok wait this should be given.
Nice! Okay, we're good. So now press P, press P.
Barricade, Tannikaja, this is good. You're so good, bro.
Okay, so now you're going to top to bot, Folklear.
Actually, no. You're going to play for your red buff.
Then you're going to walk to your blue buff, and then you're going to get the bot scout crab, okay?
Walk to my blue buff. Yep.
So just red buff, red buff, blue buff, and then afterwards, Scuttle Crab for free.
Because we want to get on that timer instantly, so it's already pinging it.
Like pinging on the dragon.
Our team needs to know what's going on.
Okay, so now we're going to go for the blue buff and then afterwards Crab.
Like, you still got this, you're still in the running.
It's genuinely looking okay right now.
okay now walk walk so you can one look for an ult on the unara okay so I want
you to don't anything yet no I'm gonna look for her look on the unara
I
Again nice
We got this shit
Who voted sport the oh and 25 bottom lane players probably on the same board
It's always the ending pieces of shit that are always voting to FF
Okay, so listen what we're gonna do now is to un-respond the Galio is destroying the base
We need to find a way that we can actually fight him off
The 0 and 25 bottom lane players are voting to surrender. I mean you should be disgusted with yourself
Literally, you should never fucking like looking yourself in the mirror again. Okay. Go top. This is good
I'm gonna press W press W press W
All right, and I can try chasing him
You can chase?
Okay.
Alright, let's play top to bot, folk here.
Yeah, just play top to bot.
Like Krugs, Raptors, Wolves, and Gromp.
Okay, good news is, you're ult us up in about 5 seconds.
Yep.
Okay, so we're gonna keep farming and then we should be ghetto, okay?
Okay.
bot lane is 0 and 17
whoo man
why are you going to play video games?
what is the point?
it's okay though
listen i'm telling you they're fucking piece of shit bastard
but the good news is that you're never going to meet them ever again
so as long as you can win this one time with them
you never have to worry again
so you got these wolves and then afterwards we're going to look for the gromp
and then we're going to see if we can kill wukong, bot lane
I wanted a whole tab, I want to see how strong the wukong is.
You can fight him.
I'll go from now.
Press W and run at him.
Nice, good.
I saw you hold that Q.
Press R.
Nice, good, good.
OK, take the wave, take the wave, take the wave.
You're not going to die here, you're OK.
So now you take the wave, this is good, you're doing well, I like it.
Okay, and then now take another wave.
Actually, I know, walk in the bush and recall.
Bush and recall.
Ah, no, you're good, you're good.
They show top side, so you can walk, take the wave.
Okay, so now what we're going to do, okay?
You're going to clear this wave, and then afterwards we're going to look for a recall.
We're going to see if we can maybe try to find a way to fight with our team.
Now this game you're going to buy the Death's Dens because the enemy has a lot of physical
damage so we don't need match resistance, we need armor.
So now let's walk mid and let's start pinging so our team is aware of what we want to do.
Alright, this is good. Now I'll buy back up. Let your team walk in because now you see how far back your garen is.
What does minus one mean?
What?
Chat's saying minus one.
Alright, because you missed the cannon minion.
Okay, look. You can look for a fight here. E?
Okay, so your ult is coming up. You could look for an ult soon. Good. Hold Q.
Okay, so
So good news is that there's a good chance it won't be able to end.
So what you're going to do here is when you respawn, we're going to see if we can maybe
look on pushing out a wave mid.
Now you see how the enemy Unara, like that ADC is wandering all the damage?
We're going to want to try to find a way that you can ult the Unara.
So your only goal this game is to ult her, okay?
Alright nice.
Now back up, back up.
This is good. Okay, save you but for more back up. You don't want to get too close. She's gonna rush. She's gonna wipe you guys
You don't have balls
Nice, okay. Thank you me. Thank you me. Thank you me
So Jin see
Sitting there and killing a champion that has you me on it. It's like sleeping with a conjoined twin
You're always going to be able to get the second one. Does that make sense?
Okay. So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the blue buff and then we bought the top folk clear, okay?
Why is it bad for Yumi to have a flash?
Because the thing is that she's just supposed to sit on people all game and give them like power ups and flash doesn't give it any power up.
The grump. The grump.
So Yumi's like a cup character?
Yeah, you mean it's like the ultra cock character like that's like that that's like you're not even a cock
It's like you said that you pay another guy to be the cock while you just sit there and you watch a video of him jerking off
And that's you jerk off too
I'm gonna back up and recall you can't fight this you're gonna die
They're all gonna come for you here and you're gonna be dying you should probably call in the bush
Like at this point. It's too late, but
Okay, so by the death stands good and then now we walk mid
Now remember who are we going for an ult for in these fights?
Ynara.
Exactly.
So now start spam pinging your team to group med.
Okay push mid, push.
Ynara is far now so you guys have an opening here.
Keep going.
Keep pinging.
Okay, now back up.
You need to back up now because your team is not moving up.
So Nara isn't showing bot anymore, so we know that she's probably recalling.
Now you can go in on the 8 rocks, but if you fight with your team, you never use your
ult on anyone besides the Nara, okay?
So here, ult to your Nara, ult her.
NICE!
Good ult!
Press again.
Nice, kill this.
Now if you can kill this guy and see you might be able to win the game.
Alright, Jynxxy, hit the turret, the turret, the turret, the turret, the turret, the turret.
AND! AND! I think the Molotov is AFK!
AND! AND!
Jynxxy, hit the inhibitor. I want you to already pre-move towards Seng, so you're about to like kill.
The Molotov is AFK.
All right now now as you're ending not yet, but when you're hitting the next asserts
You're gonna type each shit in all chat slash all each shit
Hey, have the other next assert. Okay, press the press either reduce damage. Okay now all each hit such all each hit
Nice there we go fucking Jin see that we fucking go
And let me triple report these bot lane players.
Yup!
Oh, wait.
I'm not kidding, I think you just got banned.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Wait, press play.
For what?
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know either.
Because nothing you type was like that crazy.
Like it could have been a ban for like inting.
You can get banned for toxicity?
No.
Okay, wait, you actually got banned for inting.
So the thing is just DMG11 right now, like if he's on, he can probably lift the ban
right now.
So you didn't get a ban for toxicity.
probably because like an automated bot reviewed it let me see which came without
have you been for
wait what the fuck wait which came without have even been for though
wait what yeah it's just accent and then also like the other guys they do
stuff with but but it's it's so fucking weird that wait what like it
because you don't have any game where it's like your your score was like that bad
AFK bro it's for AFK
No, that's a player on your team that that that's someone that they banned in your team now you
No, no, no, no, no the fountain dive that that's one play they wouldn't give you a one-day ban for that
What?
Yo!
Ryanairst!
We know you're watching the fucking stream man!
Help me out!
Now!
Like we know you guys are watching the stream.
I'm banning him now!
Ban for being shit.
Alright bro, well I'm gonna get off anyways,
Oh really cool. I'm going chocolate with my cousin. Alright well anyways have a good rest of your night done but listen
You almost brought it all the way to bronze. So the good news is that it's looking good bro. Next stream is bronze
Or you said that three streams ago, dude
Yeah, but to be fair we've had some like pretty unlucky streams recently like there was a one day where it's like
You got DDoS 1 game end during that first game
Yeah, you lost you up for that for sure like you bought you lost at least like 20 LP
No for the win at the end the win the win the win. All right, you shut up. Wait, let me see
Because yeah the one nice okay, you're good then
All right, I'll see you all have a good one
Okay guys are you guys ready now check this magic trick out
ABBA!
KADABBA!
Alright, I'll see you all.
Okay, guys.
Are you guys ready now?
Check this magic trick out.
ABBA!
KADAAA!
All right, we're good.
Update title, you're 10 wins away?
Yeah, I know. Give me a second.
Okay, so guys, we are currently 10 wins away from Challenger.
10 wins away from Challenger.
I'm listen I'm gonna be honest with you guys, so we've genuinely had so many fucking subs this day so far
That I don't think I'll be able to actually like read it out to everyone and thank everybody
But just don't listen to everybody that like subbed gifted everything. Thank you guys genuinely all so fucking much like
Honestly, like it's actually fucking insane
Like I don't know these last these last few days. I've been like absolutely unreal, so
Thank you guys all so much for everything.
Junko Raid?
What do you mean Junko Raid?
Is he raiding?
Are you guys going to be watching the 10 wins from Challenger come up?
You are a horrible coach for not telling him about Hydra Tiamat.
You know what it's like bro?
It's like imagine we're sitting there and I'm a math tutor.
And my student is having trouble with my double digit addition.
And then you're telling me that I'm a horrible tutor
because I'm not teaching about triple digit addition.
Like, the way that League of Legends works
is that eventually things become second nature.
So you don't want to overload the people that
are trying to learn right away.
So they can actually sit there and learn in their own time.
You see what I'm getting at?
Like, that's it.
just what it is. But he's like actually running and he's getting like way better
like easily. He's actually way better though, we all talk. How are you a coach
getting your student banned for inting?
It was it's a false flag man leave it alone
All right, let's get on up
You gotta teach him to unlock camera at this point okay, absolutely not like guys
Like it's like now you tell me like make him learn my triple-ditch multiplication dude
Okay listen, so guys, currently we are actually 10 minutes away from Challenger.
We are currently Grindmaster 520LP, which is peaking for the time being, and 10 more wins
and we're actually Challenger.
Now the problem is that if I don't hit Challenger in the next 9 days, then unfortunately
I need to fly out to Florida and have Jinxie suck me in the stomach for 15 minutes straight.
While he literally beats the shit out of me.
So we need to challenge her in the next 9 days, or else I get physically abused by Jinxie.
Although I'm gonna be honest, that does sound like lowkey kind of tempting.
So maybe it would actually be better if we like a lot of that stuff and we'll see.
We shouldn't play Yi at Tsuskreshi.
No matter what the end date, he should play whatever he wants to play, right?
But if he feels like he wants to play Yi, then he should play Yi.
that's all it is
okay
so guys tell me how now
is everyone listening
i could block in
a variety of different champions this next game
what champion would you guys want to see most
we could do hecarim
we could do viego
we could do wukong diana
uh... what's some of it
i could do mastery as well
but we say my games are actually been fucking scary
this is an answer nine days now but i made it
uh... that would you see
that i'd be able to challenge within the first month of the season like
resetting
uh... and
the one month is approaching
they're going to have a little bit of a problem
And uh, local there in the front welcome.
Thank you.
I'm seeing a lot of Yegos, I'm seeing a lot of...
Wukong's.
You guys want some Wukong?
Really?
And I can't stand some Wukong.
Thank you.
Well it actually looks like a ton of Wukong's.
Oh wait, there's a pole.
Let's see what you guys are voting for in the pole.
So, HAKRIM, Yian, Wukong are the top 3.
No, you guys know motherfuckin' dogs!
It's actually crazy how many people in Drop-Wash and Wukong.
They are the same age, same age, same age.
They are number expected.
And they are resting to one side.
Thank you.
What do you mean by same height?
Man, Jinxie, maybe.
I'm like 5'10".
Okay, I just need to get pissed.
I'm gonna go see!
We're on the road, we're just coming out
Got my flash on, it's true, need that picture of you
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't? Best heckle in the world.
Oh
Well, so they actually locked in the heck room the winner of the pool was
is Viego by a hundred votes. Interesting.
I'm going to be honest, I don't want a one pick yet though.
And a notable Theron Prime and Bardi Theron, three months I like.
Thank you.
Viego won the poll.
Okay, so the thing about this game,
I don't know if Viego is her best lock in here.
I'm gonna be honest, you know what the best lock in here is, guys?
Listen, I'm sorry cause he didn't win the poll, but the best lock in here is 100% Wukong.
And the reason why is Wukong does really good against Hecarim, but it's not just he does
well against Hecarim, it's the fact that Wukong's passive gives him armor when he auto
attacks.
I mean, enemy team is literally full AD.
So if you had lock in Wukong in this game, it's just like the best game ever
for us.
No, I know it's like a low key scam because I said I would play fucking
Diego, but like know this game you have to do
And uh 7-eleven there in the problem, thank you
Oh
Yeah, but we're ten wins away from challenger like I need to actually walk at the fucking dude. I
I need to walk it in!
You need to jinx it to use Titanic?
Yeah, I'm gonna get to it in time.
I just thought it's because I know that he...
It's like a lot for like, the learning.
Okay, so Hakurim will ignite and...
Conquer. Interesting.
We played Diego, we could have played Hakur Maldecision.
Yeah, but the reason why Diego isn't accurate this game is because my team doesn't really
have any engage.
So because of that, since they don't have any engage at all, it's unironically better
for me.
I'm not sure if it's all the same.
But since we don't have any engage, it's better for me to like be the engage.
Because Viego, the issue with it is that like, Viego is the champion that relies on your
team going in and then you follow up.
But the issue is that if I try to follow up this game, there's nothing to really follow
up for.
So the reason why I'm folkling bot to top here is because the problem is that I'm
fully expecting my bot to get shoved in early.
And if I match folklers with Hackerim top to bot, then the problem is that
The uh... Hagrim is just going to get double crab against me.
So in order to prevent getting double crabs, I'm pathing towards a lane that I think can
like win early.
Which is the ambassador versus garen lane.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the Raptors and after the Raptors we'll see if we can play on the most into Blue Ground.
What's up, buddy?
True, actually. Fuck, I actually felt it.
I'm going to be honest, like the Raptors who signed there is actually like, fuck.
Wow that's really good.
Cause the issue is that now if the Hegrim is matching my full care boss to top, then I'm
going to get completely fucked because even if I have top fire I'm not going to get
so I can have a nice armor.
That's really good.
But we could still get it down though to be honest.
So right now we just found the Gromp and then afterwards we'll look on the Crab and
Mochigun.
Well, the good news is that it does look like Hecarim did clear the ward spots, so
Loki get for us because we don't have to actually get our
Fucking double crab taken from us here
I'm gonna like cover metting case he's charging for some kind of mid play
Did you start on this rappers is that's why
So the good news about that fight is that we're actually able to get the summoner sound on
their mid and their jungler, and we even got like a trade kill.
So we're going to go for a bot to top of them, should be able to do that.
Honestly, lucky
Okay, so now we're gonna do so we're gonna pound the ground on the wrap the crugs and afterwards we look prugs into both the top clear
I don't know if I should be able to do that.
So we're just going to finish this here and then afterwards we're going to look on our Raptors.
And then we can also play on the rest of the top side.
Now the issues are going to be on the same side of the map as Dragon, when it spawns.
But as long as we're trying to do that, it'll be fine.
Uhhhhhh, I mean, maybe.
Is he dating a girl named Trixie? Maybe.
It could be.
Normally if it would say like, LL Salsh, hashtag anyone, then it would be him, but it's like, it's not Trixie, so, I don't know.
Right!
We're not actually trying to help.
Very good.
Yeah, I don't know. I think this is good.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for this one. I'm good.
I mean the thing is that we could actually play on this dragon here.
Now the issue is that the enemy Hecarim should have already taken the Scrab.
And if he did then he's going to have all those 6 advantage.
Now we have to play on this Scrab with team.
I don't know, honestly, the jungler that gets Scrab, this Scrab probably likes him to play in the game.
Thanks buddy.
Nice.
See, I ended up securing my crab, which actually gives us a really nice advantage.
Because that die is fucking...
As far as I'm going back, I could actually kill the Sincerer here.
Wooo! Okay. How come it's walking towards here? I'm just going to be careful.
Okay, so now we just got our reset and then we're going to begin.
We need to get the page and then we'll also get the song search here.
see now we go bot to top full clear and then we should get him
like im telling you as bot to top its gonna be fucking the same for us
Now the thing about it is that if we play on the Krugs, I would just say like Botsy Top
Folk here, it should be insane in the first.
I do also kinda want to play for this dragon.
Okay, alright, good.
Yeah, okay
Okay, because this boy made this passive but the sauce tastes like a little bit funky
So we're not sure if it's like that or not
Well, it tastes like a little funky
It doesn't taste like standard sauce
OHHHHHH
Okay, I've been in the swamble
But if it's all of this, I'm gonna make it shit
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I mean, if I get sick, then we'll know it was bad.
Okay, nice.
Okay, so you end up losing the dragon, and then now what I'll do is I'll look for the
Grubs after.
Actually, maybe I can even look on the raptors, so I'll see if it's up.
Nope.
I should be on this side.
Okay, so you know that the wrappers are up here?
I mean, I already have like a hundred armor that I'm fucking showing you.
I mean like you should 100% look for something bot or he looks for an invade on my crowd
But the thing is I have my ult so if he tries for anything here then I'm gonna use my crud
Nice, almost done
The reason why I knew this item is because the crugs pre-aggregate on me
So I'm assuming that's because Hager mocked him and then used his W
Is that my Rathros then?
Yep, nice
I mean if you want to like, waste all this time then you can waste all this time.
It's tough for us.
I don't know, just put on our top side.
The second I get my tabi on the time guys, like this game is very fucked up.
Every time I'm playing against Wukong and he gets his like, try for his tabi, it's impossible to play the game.
Like, you might as well just fucking AFK because of how useless you feel.
See if we can actually look for top side mid here.
Okay, so ropters isn't up. What about ropters? Okay, we wait right here, wait right here.
No no, set set set please. He's gonna walk bro.
Nice, okay, so our fucking sport actually listen.
Cause the second I saw him walking up I knew that he'd be going for that, right?
I didn't know we could just play on our cop cars.
Love your streams, ATM.
Watch some hype eSports videos from Worlds or the faker videos.
Bro, and didn't you just, you just donated back to NGL?
I already said maybe, it wasn't maybe.
So I'm not scared, I already heard that message.
It's now we have to play on the Gromp and then I'm actually not gonna play Gromp.
I wanna reset my count, so...
So I'm gonna look on the Triforce and then we'll also get the Stalecaps.
It's huge.
Once it's out of focus we can also play on the Jagd.
I'm gonna kill her for a while if I can check on her.
So we won't be able to get any invade on the red, but we could just play for a clear end
so I think the dragon is about to spawn, and then after that we just back off.
And then we just found the dragon.
the heck from the salt if he didn't in the strike and press
i don't use my all team and from the gank looks free
because i needed up for the dragon
also my robert serman cvc slamer
so much of it
we do a brand here though so i just need another second
I didn't know that I should die there, that's fine.
Hey, good news is that that gives us a little bit of downtime so now I can have some of this pasta.
Nice.
Alright, very good.
So I think we're built this game my best bet would honestly be just going for the
The Sunrise guys second and then we'll get that signs
We give the second drag here, but I think it's okay honestly
I'm notified you on this I get too mad
now we just go top it's about folk here
ah shi- no no no, hold this up
we're in a blue and then afterwards we luck heralds
unless I could do like blue gromp then how do I-
I want to get that level 11 specky close out
so it could even be like blue gromp heralds here
or xp
yeah we're gonna go gromp then
ok, so haggren goes for that bot, nice, that's good for us, means that he's on the same set
as me
he'd probably end up getting my crowd this year, maybe even the raptors too, but it doesn't
matter, as long as you get the objective it's worth
right so just found the uh...
some of the same efforts for a look on the walls
thank us as long as we end up getting the most of them look on the rafters
so we should get
So I think the raptors are down.
Yeah, raptors are down, but we can look up here.
Crouch open in 20 seconds. That's the next time we're playing for. Let's go.
The algorithm gets close, I'm just going to swipe this.
The wrappers are coming up in about 5 seconds, so we won't look at this.
I want to keep up the presence.
this I'm dragging this out
I'm a fucking retard for that to be honest that's my fault like I should never be looking
for that fight if I just back off then we're fine
No, Argon, the Inboss is fucking power, sir.
Wait, give me a second.
Let me just, like, pig out for, like, 10 seconds.
Ar...
Well, can we get it done now?
I'll only be a angle of this game, I think is that we played through our ambassador.
Because our ambassador is our strongest player.
He just lost the game? No, it could still be winnable to be honest.
It's like all we need is to play through our ambassador.
Almost every now and then I'm playing through my like Zed, that's like 2 and 4 and my brown mill is like 1 and 3.
But if we play through our ambassador, it's actually like significantly stronger than our garen, then we're gonna be fine.
Alright, I shot this here.
We're looking on the ground, but then afterwards we'll look for someone else.
I don't really want to look for a dive on the Garen, because diving Garen isn't living
possible.
Ambassador has almost taken two out of my Bounty Dragon, though.
I'm gonna walk towards here
I'm just like lightly hovering this in case the hegrim actually commits for a fight
Which I mean he shouldn't
Cause like that embosses are just too strong
What?
Well the good news is that even though I threw it looks like he did too
So we're good
Nice
Okay so now we just look for this and then we're good
I'll put on the uh the red buff and then after the red buff I'll still be able to make a
pound of Jagger here.
I'm gonna like smite this just cause like I want to get there right away.
The experiment on high-speed change gives 30 ADNs and 50% TASer in route nowadays.
I'd have to look at it maybe though, could be interesting.
It's planless.
Very good.
I mean now we know that that blue buff is up so we're just invaded.
Hardly wants to actually get an anti-heal for the heikrim here.
Just a little fucking executioner's calling.
So the conqueror and omnibam boots could be like a little overwhelming.
No one else has it.
Okay, so we're going to do this here on the enough hurts, yeah, I think we'll just do it.
Like if I need to, if I sell later, I think it's fine.
Jesus.
Okay, Sarkim is just stiving on top.
He does have a blue buff, so we know that ours is going to push him.
Oh no.
please guys the thing is even if I get low as long as my sona isn't disabled and
she walks up and heals me we're fine
nice okay so now we can do some just play for a bot side and then after this
will play. I want to check for like a shadowing Zed bot. Zed, squid bot, eye shadow.
Yeah, I was looking to get here.
Okay, so now we're going to play on the Wolves, and after Wolves we look for the bot.
Now the thing that's on my team for some reason is going top, so it makes me wonder
like charges
zed should look on the urn on zed but hecrim should look on the zed kill here
so i'm going to hover this side lane like this
okay hecrim just show talk
even if i push to mid it's like we're going to be able to push that uh...
that way even time to get to turret. So you know, maybe diving mod would actually be a
good idea. That's it.
Alright, not bad.
Sakurim does have Serpents, but all that means is that if we ever run any CC on him at all,
at all he's just a density yes no help but apart from what he's going on with the show
Okay, very well.
Okay 30 seconds on Trigon, there's one.
Now I could look for an ult in, but the reason I don't want to is because we're just waiting
Alright guys, so about 1000 gold we can afford our death sign, so that's what we're going
to want to play for now.
I'm not going to invade Ashe, I will invade their boss later.
The thing is we see that they're over committing top side, so if they over commit top side
and then get over to mid-ball side.
They're only missing about 1,000 gold and then we're gonna be good.
Okay, so I think what I'll do is I should just play for like a Sanyo clear, sure.
There's no real reason for us to overforce anything right now.
I'm not so long to look on something. Okay, you're welcome.
Aggrim has no alt.
What are the chances that he goes to farm those cards here?
Let's reset this bush.
Oh, he's dead.
Wow.
That's why you didn't expect me to walk through there, so I'll just have you over this one.
Sorry.
It's normal to just sit here and shove out like another wave, and then I really, really, really want to get my death stuns.
I am tanking up, so when I get that aim, it's just to make this game easier.
3k gold.
Krogs are coming up, so next wave plus Krogs, so that evens out is what we need.
Come into the Krogs first, just in case Hecarim comes.
Even if he ignites me, that doesn't matter, your game is unplayable.
That's why there's such a bullshit shitty matchup for Hecarim.
There's nothing to do.
Nice.
Might as well just send these.
That's why people used to try to convince me.
No, dude your mom your son who come is actually building a matchup for our crime
Nice, I know they just got one and we am
All right guys pass the time
look at this pasta bro absolutely fucking delicious
let's go son
Hey Kuki, been a HEC main for years because of you
but swapped to Wukong last year and went from hardstuck emerald to master
Nice, good job bro
skitshit bro
Yeah, Hagrim is just like a bit weird nowadays to be honest
Cuz it feels like he doesn't really excel at anything you know
Like if you buy Hagrim with children and Cleaver and they play a game with Wukong you're like wait
What Wukong is a Hagrim with children Cleaver, but like a million times better. Why am I not just playing this every game?
And yeah, that's the answer the question
That's why I bursted in to read something when I stopped playing Hacker Render game
on when Rain's actually been skyrocketing.
Yeah, that's your skin.
Yep, that's the last of your skin.
Um, Ambassador's gonna shove out top waves, yeah, we're looking for signature.
Like, this shaman is literally so fucking retarded.
And I think my just buffed it too is the craziest thing.
When is Huckum not math?
The last time, honestly, was back in Season 13.
Ever since Season 13 and the removal of Mythic items, he's always just kinda felt like, okay.
He's always felt okay not worse not better. He's never been like super weak, but he's also never been like crazy
All right guys not bad
only nine wins away now Jesus that was a good game I was like bottle and
like full challenge a lobby to okay now I can eat my fucking passes
There are a lot of things
Come on, Lola!
Let's enter your heart!
Let's go!
You tell him, girl, tell him
Come on, Lola!
Let's enter your heart!
All right, we're good, nice.
Not bad.
Oh yeah, guys, also, also.
So if you do Exclamation Mark Discord, you got to link to the Discord server.
And we're going to be trying to do some, I guess, surrounding segments in the near
future especially with like champions that Jinxie plays just so we can see the
difference between like for example like a pot in a morric and a master or
challenger one right so if you guys have some asian mark the score and then you
go to the where is it the YouTube announcements then you can find it all
there because we do need more people to submit clips aren't enough
Guys, what's the score for the Habs game?
Also with super swish tops, Tristine into profane hyvra into normal build.
Yeah, we could both give that a go.
And uh, note with them in the 2 months, welcome back.
Jossic them in premise all underdog them in the sub as well.
J-man them in 2 months.
Uh, Layla them in the gift as well.
Mouse life and gum you think as for the subs.
Thank you.
I don't want to first play Kha'Krim, like I never want to first play Kha'Krim, imagine
I'm walking Kha'Krim and they go like some kind of camps or calm, like if I can play
well on everything else, like why am I just going to sit down and live in myself?
one for the habs right now is a third period I know it's oh yeah I know it's
second period in our case I might do another wakong game Loki and that's
take some of that stuff like them. Thank you. Enjoy the free lose first time in Timo.
Alright. So versus that comp, maybe I'll do another LuKong game actually. But again,
they're locking a ton of AD champs. I could do Diana though. Diana's good versus Talon.
Oh no, if I go Diana we have too much AP. Okay, we're calling it a sum.
Does Joby John miss games sometimes? Not if you actually like,
Like, uh, no, if you like, like fucking do the thing properly.
Maybe just like, wait a little bit a minute, you're fresher than I thought I would be showing.
Alright, nice.
What?
Who do you think is more in theme? You are question.
That's a good question.
I'm not gonna lie, I get off the game by phone more.
Yeah, that's it guys.
Guys, was there anything funnier today?
Then when f**king Jinx, he was telling OniPixel to get out of the egg.
Was there anything funnier than that or not?
I know it's actually funnish it.
Wait I was just saying but I was like bro.
Alright, let's see guys.
South support W.
Yeah, but it's fine.
It just means that we have to unlock our south support from level 1.
So how we're going to do that is we're going to split the map here.
We're gonna split the map bot by invading Blue early.
I'm gonna have to flash right.
Well, I'm lucky guys, our Sloth's wanted to only come after the bulk push, that's what it is.
Am I getting level 1 invade on my blue?
Realistically I probably should be.
It wouldn't surprise me if I died in the next 5 seconds here, but it would ruin my game if I did.
Look at what I did, it would completely ruin everything, like we would lose the game from
level 1.
Okay, not bad.
So now we can just play for our folk here and then afterwards we should be getting-
I'm not getting invaded at level 1 now, I think I'll get invaded at all to be
honest.
Okay, no bad. So now what we can do is we can just play for our folk here, and then afterwards we should be getting...
I'm not getting invaded level 1, I think I'll get invaded at all, to be honest.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the wolves, and after wolves I'll see if we can play on the bot side there.
Real shit, she's only not looking that bad though for us right now.
Okay, so now we're gonna do something and play for the bot side clear, and then after bot side clear, we're gonna see if we can look on the crab.
I wish I would have asked my Mavlander to get a ward on the wrappers, because I'd love
to see if he's actually playing for like, full clear bot or full clear top.
I'm
This you plan the red and then after the red will look on the CROGS
Yes, it's free close and up your clothes and look on the
I'm
Honestly a big and track one which they 100% should be able to
That's good. If they can trade too that's even better if they can trade more
Okay, this could actually be game money
I'm so mad that I dude. I'm so mad that my fucking smite got fucked there. Yeah, they're in the smite
Okay, I know on Klee sauce my witness if he gets his abilities up
So it's what for for
Oh
that sucks.
If I could have been a tiny bit faster, would I have been faster?
I mean, I'm not sure.
That sucks.
If I could have been a tiny bit faster, it would have been a guaranteed kill on the, uh, the Atrox there.
But now we're gonna have to do something and play on the top of the block clear, and then we can look on Dragon 30.
Why don't you ban Tanya, so he's broken, Lee Sin is worse.
Like, I agree that Tanya's fucking retarded right now, but Lee Sin's even worse.
And Lee Sin is more commonly picked too.
And everybody, Master Plus, can win on that champ.
Even I won a fucking game on Lee Sin like, two or three days ago.
Just so you can understand how insanely ridiculous it is.
So we're gonna play on the boss and after the boss I'll look on the rappers into Krugs
and then we should get him.
Nice! Good kill, guys.
It's a tongue-gang spot.
If he were to invade this...
Wait, did he already use his smite? He did.
So now what we're going to do is see if I can look on my crugs.
Unless, wait this looks like pre-kill.
So now I can just play for the crugs and the reason why I'm going to go for the crugs
instead of resing is because I resure right now and I look for the blue.
And the problem is that my Gromp is only for like 48s, right?
So there's no real play to go for anywhere, like Topside.
So it's rough for me to just put my Krugs on a reset timer, though I have something to
do after this.
Now this is a little bit shitty though to be honest, because like, they're gonna get
Bobcrab and they're gonna get Dragon, but it is what it is.
Wow, very flashback.
Alright, we're going to be safe.
I really go for some Nantes, Class of All-9 right now, but I'm so sad with what happened
to Class of All-9.
It just fell off so fucking hard dude, it's really really really sad.
Like, I was here one of the most fun games ever, and then every sequel just kept getting
worse and worse and worse.
Genuinely just like super fucking sad.
Is the Dons going to look for Top Gang? I'm going to be honest, I think I like Teemo.
And I just went on my Top to Bot Folkler.
Can use this, I bought it soon, relatively well, so we should be able to look for any real play
the second that the uh...
during starts one
So what's that disaster from your son here?
Hey, what's your new hero?
Someone can do this, we're gonna play for the rest of this clear.
There's part of me that actually wants to, okay not one.
I was gonna say there's part of me that actually wants to go for the grubs after the red, but
I can't know topside, it makes me assume that Talon is gonna be topside too.
Yep, there he is.
But if Tong detoured and took the grub,
then there's a chance that the bot side's up,
so we could look the bot side in there.
So, Krugs are up, um, I feel like that's really my only plan, like how am I gonna do anything
else?
Yeah, there's really not much else to do.
Then I guess I'll do so I just found the Crags here then.
Nice.
Yeah, we just really need to play for ourselves this game, that's all.
I'm going to be honest if I would have been better to resend and play on Tray Force and
talk about Fulcrate.
But what I can do is I can actually just play for this here, no?
and then we'll resale play on the uh... the roprizabes and then we'll try to look for the dragon in about a minute
what's the red thing when you're at the camps?
uh... what do you mean the red thing?
oh do you mean uh... this?
it's an attack move click uh... indicator
because i use like... i use regular like movement commands and attack move click uh...
the kite camps easier
I wonder if he'd be able to actually do this though
There we go. Fucking perfect, good play by the way.
Another bot is shoved, all we have to do is just plant the Shrag in the face, guys.
My enemy bot is so dead.
Why does this ADC graphing?
Why do you have to be such a graphing fucking retard?
Yeah, it's just really sad.
I'm pushing our ADC woke up this morning to decide I want to be a fucking sick of griefing retards so I can't look like I'm in a place at all.
Crazy.
Hmm.
it's like it's bad enough that our top laner is goofing, we don't need our adc to be doing
it too, especially when our fucking support is there like smurfing the game, i guess
it's just a retard, i'm okay, yeah sometimes you just have to go like this, or this,
like sometimes they're just got people like ours like they're just gonna grief
games they're just gonna grief games and efforts they just have like the most
like cancer target bullshit ever I'm lucky bro so I guess what's a target
and then
classic jayvon player
yeah it's here just a little
all right
Alright, so now all you do is play for top to bottom focus and then we can look on the crab.
I wonder if we can be able to actually look for anything here though.
Cause the crab is up in about like 30 seconds.
So we'll see.
Do you guys know motherfuckin' total best hackle in the world?
actual side game
actual fucking side game bro
Chinese Timo top is mad. Yeah, it is. I mean, sometimes you just can get a mucky game, so I'd say just say it is, and you move on.
I probably won't be able to win this one. My ADC is grouping top iners too, so...
Say if we would have only been one of them, I think we could have like maybe had a chance,
but two of them is fucking rough.
Unlucky.
You can do this, you think so.
I mean like listen, the problem is that it's like we're getting ran down by two people
this game right like it's top 80 C running down
there you go nice job gap the Chinese team on that's what I like to see
The back, be ready for the attack!
Maybe we just found this, like a little bit of heart attack that's a little bit more like
calming you know what I mean?
You have bigger jugs that's why I said jungle gap, true actually.
I'm in a wrong picture.
It saw us ass right now?
Um, well it's just in the sauce at all this game bro to be honest.
Like the sauce is kind of like whatever more than anything.
He's the guy performing the best on the team.
This is just more so the fact that ADC and Top Interactive is trying to lose this game.
For whatever reason.
They're big enough nowadays that their games are getting better at all by the Chinese.
Yeah, but I'm gonna be honest, this team all feels like a larpher.
Like, you can tell when somebody's slarping versus like they're actually like a Chinese player.
And as an actual Chinese player, I would be typing this game.
I thought you might have thought I just made the Draven.
You should meet the draven and see Maloki.
So the thing is the blue is up here.
You guys think there's any chance that we win?
What do you guys think?
Do you have any chance at all here?
We have three dragons.
Oh.
Oh, there it is.
The Chinese players would be saying your mom, dad? Yeah, and they're angry.
Yeah, Jayden was the Jayden Twitch player. That's your number one hater.
I mean the only reason why I didn't know anything that's been happening with that guy recently is because like there are two things that happened
So like that guy the if you guys are wondering the reason why so angry it's because if I'm not mistaken
that Draven went to Korea and then barely hit low challenger and then he like lost his mind because he realized that he said
draven one trick that literally can't play anything else and then he went back to NA,
tried joining a pro team and then threatened to rape the enemy ADC in the middle of a pro
match so then he's also competitively banned too. But I mean hey listen you might be competitively
banned and your like your games might be going nowhere but at least we can sit there and run
down dauntless in a ground master game right? Like it's just like a game show bro. Like
That's the thing, I can't even necessarily be mad because then I go round down and sure, but it's like...
At least we experienced it together.
And Farder and Alex same for the subs. Thank you guys.
All right guys they walked in six here that means that they could have a squishy comp
what are you thinking here?
But people like that aren't banned from the game itself.
Um, it's because Riot isn't really THAT zero tolerance and comes like literal indefinite
bands and show it's on
I'm gonna be honest with you guys this looks like a really good hacker game
like low cam filling the vibes
and uh, psycho pang with the prime and jay pang is the best welcome
thank you
Now that she was probably an entertaining win-lose-you-still-win when she was like, well, true.
I mean, listen, it's like Winner Boss, it is what it is.
At least we're staying here and enjoying each other's country, right?
How can we even be mad?
Okay, guys, so they're running it up on the lousy Lucian, Nefiri, Pyke's eggs.
I'm gonna be honest hecrimux really good this game, but so does mastery
Fuck what do we want to do? I think I'll do a hecrimute mash in I've been missing the horse
You got the Timo again with that top laner there's always the same guy from last game
He would have begged for last pick and then when I didn't give it to me would have so running it down
Viego seems good here, no he's not.
Viego's good into comps where it's like your team has good setup for team fights.
Like Viego isn't a champion that you pick against an enemy comp, he's a champion that
you pick with your comp.
Does that make sense?
Wait, I don't know, it's not the same thing I'm asking.
He has a Chinese aim, but this might actually be like a real Chinese person.
Last guy was there just slapping.
Do you miss a horse because you look like one? Yeah.
They're like being on Mars, you know what I mean?
They're like me being on Mars.
I think in general Riot needs to do a Blank and nerf to all late game scaling champs,
because it feels like champions like Vlad, champions like Nasus, champions like Kayle,
stuff like that that just infinitely scales smolder.
It's just way too broken nowadays.
I'm just saying I don't know why they don't just Blank and nerf everything.
Dante's what's worse a conqueror avid Ludwig viewer dude I'm gonna be honest
bro queso's very discord you're always on some bullshit those bit messages in
it's like Loki was on some bullshit
don't any Briar at all nah not at all to be honest he's like Briar has a very
particular play style just like really weird
All right, let's get a win here
Just went for the top debond them again
Okay guys if we win this we're back to 9 months away from child 550
Okay, so working your nose, we can just play for the wrappers, and then after the wrappers,
we'll just find the rest of the clear, and then we should be in a really good spot.
Someone look on our bot side nice okay so we actually get first blood on our mid laner
that's what i like to see.
Someone laner gets first blood so all we have to do is clear up bot side and after
bot side, we can look on the crab.
That's where just me grombins blue and then efforts to look on the crab
and then we should be in a really good spot.
Like...
oh my god, it actually well played.
That almost went really fucking bad by the way. Jesus.
Like if the pipe would have done auto attack, then Q.
i'm pretty sure that our answer would have been dead like one million percent
okay then if you're just complete with the entire game
okay can we film this uh...
i am just matching your free game
real actually
now i'm telling you like listen
if you ever meet a guy in a Twitch chat that has a case on his username
those are always the freakiest motherfuckers on the planet
like normally caseos anything it's like you know that some diabolical shits
about to drop and that guy fucking uh...
hits n-brown and skew board
Alright, I guess the only thing we do is play for the top of the bottom again.
I need tips for an old man getting into this game, no idea where he even started.
He saw the tutorial.
Say that easy bro.
He saw the tutorial and then just do what the tutorial talks about.
Whether you're older, you're younger, so I think it's gonna be like any easier for you to learn
So I'm gonna play for the Krugs, afterwards we play for the Raptors, and then we can look on the rest of the outside
So now we play on the wolves and after wolves we'll look on gromp and then we'll be in
a very good spot.
Because I really really really want to play on the dragon soon.
so dragon's up in 30 so it really means that we're gonna have to like focus on that here
yo you guys know motherfuckin donalds best hacker in the world
so we're gonna put him in the gromp now and then after gromp
we know right where we're going
so now we're just gonna flash this good chance of shooting guys here
I'm gonna be real, even if I end up looking for a bot play here, it's not going to work.
On the other hand, if I end up looking for dragon, I think it's completely fine.
He's also my upgraded smite too.
The shit thing is I won't have my ghost, or not ghost but else.
But with upgraded smite, then I beat the nephir on a smite battle, which means that if
I beat her on the smite battle, then I hit 6.
Only issues is that the fucking dragon's gonna nuke my health bar before we get the
chance to fight it out you and jiddy have been carrying out their
tamers and honestly changed my opinion on the league it seems fun you guys are
best keep round glad you've been enjoying it it's like crazy we assume it how
many people ended up talking about how like they blurred relapse the league
because of how fun the coaching sessions like when you get them on the
fucking master you soon though
so now we do is to just play for some insult about folk here
i was expecting more ads
now we have the uh... the lowest setting for ads enabled
because the thing is that i don't wanna
like i never want to run ads in the first place on the only reason why i've been
slarded
was because twitch made it so that
If you don't have at least a few minutes of ads, you auto-enable pre-roll ads.
And there's no way to get rid of that.
So as a result, we're forced to have like a minimum of three minutes.
Enjoying these grind streams lately. Keep up the good work, Dandy. Less than three.
Thank you.
Alright guys, we just played for the top to bottom, and afterwards you should be like very, very, very off.
So now we're going to just confirm the afters and after afters, I'll see if I can play
for the boss right there.
The main issue right now is that the grub's up in like 40 seconds, so I have an option.
It's either I look for the Grubs in 30, or I look for the Blue Buff in 30.
To be honest, I'd be a lot smarter just like should I build Grubs?
It's like realistic, what does a blue do for me?
And if I'm strong enough to like fight in the very least I might not have it, I might
have sold to that.
You guys getting me back into League has felt like I was three years sober after rehab
and I relapsed on my crack addiction.
I've already played almost three games.
Okay but does taking crack make you happy though?
At the end of the day bro it's like as long as it makes you happy that's all that matters.
And even if you're the worst version of yourself, what matters is that you enjoy waking up
and you look forward to every single day.
I definitely don't want to look towards the top game kill though, although I am worried.
Sheva ult.
Wait, he's here?
I mean, look at that, sheva!
Like, when I'm getting her ult down, so now Nassus gets a little bit of breathing room.
I don't know what I'm going to say, if I recalled right now I would have no play to make, but
if I stay here then maybe I should actually play fine.
Fuck, okay.
Cat?
My only thing is getting invaded by a cat.
Okay, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for this and then we should get it.
Yeah, full assassin act when this game looks like super super good, honestly.
Ooh.
Just wants to chill.
Alright.
Yeah, just hear me tell that guy, listen, you're gonna have to one me.
Oh no, no no you're not jumping there. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
That's what like the big lego set is and if you jump on that then you're going to fucking destroy it
HECKY NO! I- I see where you're looking now
No no I just run- no okay no we gotta turn him up
No! Come here
Come here
Wait I'm going to watch one of those things, I-
Yeah, I'm gonna have to look you get out of my room like it's just something to avoid too
many like issues.
He's like if I'm not sleeping and the cats break in and they start jumping over and they
can just like break shit that they normally wouldn't have like reach shit.
I
Just have a shuffle of it
Nice
Ok, as long as Pyke doesn't get a triple which he won't because the Nami flashed his ult
we're good.
And then how can you just have an Axe Marker when you're in a very good spot.
I really really really want to get my Cyclops sword next.
i've lost seven shigims and rock of the grind
i could even lose some rock of the giz and rock of the like a solo game
so if you lose it's just like entirely your fault right
so if i said the issues that you just weren't good enough and you get better
oh wow
there goes uh... ninety percent of my help
so we have to do now is to just play on the top to bottom and then we can look on the dragon
i think i would just play like fk
There's a TV 3 and a TV 2 mouth here. Okay, I should
Okay, I'm gonna be honest guys, I really want to kill the zegster
So let me just kill the rest of our bot side and then we can look for a bot gank because we have alt up too.
Now the one thing about this game is that it's a bit of an unfortunate that our victor run from 1 to 0 to 2 and 5.
Our bot lane is also losing and our top lane is losing too.
So it looks like it's us against the world.
But there is good news though.
The good news is that Assassin Hecarim genuinely can like extremely hard carry against enemy comp.
and then I get Sorobas. I think I'm literally just solo-carrying this entire game. That's
where I could be in for it. It's one of the rare times where it's like I play a Hecarim
game and I generally see like no issues with that. Like I'm like no this is
there like the perfect outcome game.
Fucking destroyed. Okay, so now I'll get mid wave too. Yeah I'm still going to shit.
It's been getting so rolled by all my devils sounds and shouts.
I have 30k hours on Dota 2, and to be honest, I enjoy watching you play League of Legends.
Okay, if we could find a way to kill Salawi.
Nice.
So now we're going to run towards this crab.
We still have to nifiri's bot.
I'm going to assume that her cobslates down, but I don't honestly, it doesn't matter.
any illusions pushing mid, we want to look for that like, one.
I'm going to ghost from here.
Now is he worth my ghost? No.
But it's more of a thing of like, if I ghost and kill him now, then I can also transition out over here.
So before I walk up, I need to get Q-Stocks, like, actually, powerful enough for this fight.
So you guys see how that raptor is spawning, like, right now?
It means that there is a chance that if you look for the raptor, we're going to find an inferior on it.
And I'm at a level of strength right now, where I especially thought they came to anything against me.
So we're just going to import it in here.
later
so this evolution shows mad
pike shows mad too
so now I'm gonna walk up because the pike shut the trap high
this one
he is up in one second
yo you guys know motherfuckin don't
the best hack home in the world
Let's do it.
Okay, so we end up dying there, but honestly it's not really the worst.
Because like any kill for me means like infinitely more than it does for them.
I mean like, obviously a thousand gold bounties aren't really that great to give,
but versus ex, that won't give a fuck.
Like I'll just run over that little midget fuck bitch, and just like shun his mouth every time.
I don't even know what is going on, but it's funny.
I'm glad you're enjoying it, bro.
I'd say that's a nice I got it too up so you can learn
So I'm dragging the dragon out here
So if they try to walk around the snow valley, they'll probably cover up a bit of this one.
I know I'm going to look on my health.
The fact that I didn't get that is honestly surprising to me, okay, we need to roll those
many more damage.
We have to do a stun-stomp.
Alright guys, so we're gonna blast the music and we're gonna go for montage plays,
Hard with style. It's what we are.
When you believe me if I told you all this, not the second off timing wise from the literal
triple kill there.
Like literally...
I
And nothing's stopping me now
Nothing's stopping me
And nothing's stopping me now
When I realize you've been shouting me out
We're like a black hole just running around fucking soaking up every resource
I need you all this NOOO! NOOOOOOO!!!
No!
Fuck!
Can you see me?
So, can you see me?
I'm going to be honest, the more I think about it, the more I feel like I shouldn't have
even done that stuff since my third item I came.
The legnose to all those spikes for as long as I did just made it so I felt like I was
still with us in so many fights that I should have been more useful in.
I don't know.
I feel like that game might have been in my demonization deck.
Like it helped me survive a little bit, but I feel like it wasn't as good.
Alright.
a little crazy
bruiser ad assassin build stunts shouldn't get nerfed
you have to understand there's a reason why every bruiser builds stunts
and it's because riot does a very terrible job at making
bruiser itemization valid
Look, pretend they just beat the shit out of your dog.
And we already won bro, we're chillin.
And we have the dementia theme in the prime, welcome.
And we brought it in this one as well,
Lugac theme in the prime too.
Thank you.
So yeah, listen up, listen up.
And it's Pizzi theme in the prime.
So the thing that I was gonna say, right,
is that when it comes to bruisers,
the problem with bruisers is that bruisers,
if you ever build a dedicated tank item,
then the problem is that your champion feels like it
does here, no damage, right?
It's the reason why as a bruiser you're forced to build at least three AD items before you can build any full tank items.
And the reason why you build only tank items only after you're third at an AD item is because at that point in the game you're already outscaled.
So you might as well just play to survive.
This is the reason why standard bruiser optimization is going to look like, for example, eclipse into the sun or sky into, like, sterax, for example.
Now, the reason why this is important is because in League of Legends, unfortunately, there
are only actually two items that bruisers can build that give them both AD and resistances.
Those two items are death stands, and they are malmortious.
So the problem is that if bruisers want to get tanky, but they also don't want to
instantly fall off by the time they get their third item, they are force-able to
either Datsuns or Ma-Ma-Mortius as their only options, right?
So it's like, so it's just like, weird kind of scenario where yes, every Bruce and Jesus
was through there in the 10 free shot.
Thank you.
Holy fuck.
All right, we're going to hear with the crazy one.
And King there in the prime as well.
Yo, what the fuck?
And Ocean 4 there in the 5 gives me two.
Thank you.
So that's why it's like this thing right now where yes, it feels like bruisers build that
stance every game, but like what else do you want them to build, right?
Like they can really go deadmans before like 4th or 5th item and by that point deadmans
isn't even worth it.
You can build randuins, but it's only really good against like full cred comps, frozen
hard sucks unless you're literally full AD auto attackers.
So it's like that stance is your only real option, right?
every other armor item apart from Sunfire Cape is situational and it's situational
in games where it's like you're only really gonna build it later anyways. Do
you see what I mean? So it's like yeah that's like the the solution isn't
necessarily like nerfing death stance. It's more of a thing of putting more
interesting options. Okay guys, what the fuck though? What is actually
happening? And they said they're in the tent and get to appreciate that.
I'm not there until this is all back.
Thank you.
Best hack room in the world.
Um, every time I play versus Rex I'm miserable.
I'm gonna do Wukong in here.
Anything means 40.
But yeah, so I hope that answered your question.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?
Correct, I'm gonna find Wukong.
Thank you.
I don't test what about Guardian Angel, though.
Well, the problem with Guardian Angel is that Guardian Angel is an item that only gives you effects after you die, and a lot of the times after you die, the fight is already over, and you're never really going to build it like early, you know what I'm getting at?
So that's why Guardian Angel as well, it's just kind of like meh, right?
Because Guardian Angel is another situational item.
Like every armor item is situational, except for like death sands, literally.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' DOLTLE?
And uh, I'm still saying this, I'm welcome.
Thank you.
Like, uh, that sounds like Sunfire, but I suppose you're never gonna build Sunfire, right?
Like, you're only ever gonna...
You're only ever gonna wanna build, uh...
The other stuff.
Ooh, my support is Vulcan this game.
This guy's like the best support on the NA ladder.
Okay guys, you're actually fucking crazy babe, what the fuck?
In the comments down below if I get a sick fish out.
Thank you.
You guys are actually retarded.
Dude we literally got over a thousand subs yesterday and you guys are like,
Jesus Christ.
Please play Viego finally.
Viego wasn't that great of a pick this game though.
Because our team doesn't have like single target lockdown.
Vigo is the only good pick when your team has singletary locked down
which is gonna be good and so some of those other things
Say why I feel at least one or two more games as 4AM and I'm having hallucinations
I got you I won't be live tomorrow because I'm gonna be taking a day off
just like chill both my family and my wife, but I'll shoot
But guys did the habs end up winning their games?
Oh, there's three minutes up and it's 2-2, Jesus.
And there's space health, I don't know if that's welcome.
Thank you.
What the fuck is this round this room?
What's your Bukong win rate?
86?
I didn't play like 7 games on it or won the ever lost one.
This guy is such a fucking stupid dumb bastard bitch bro.
I don't know if it doesn't on this anymore though.
Because the thing is that after Rammus's W to stop him, he's not able to actually do anything to me.
Habs better win.
They could get it bro. They could.
That was maybe my last gig of last gig. I'm just gonna give the people who watched more often to make a better experience.
Thank you, bro. Glad you've been enjoying it, though.
Okay, so now we just found our bot side, and afterwards we should be good.
Now, the problem is that the enemy jungler is Brexite this game,
and Brexite is unironically the most broken jungler in this patch,
but he's been the most broken jungler very forever.
I don't have ever seen a champion go below like a 53% rate
and like the last maybe like 5 or 6 years
which is fucking ridiculous to think but it's actually sure
literal fucking retard proof trump
it's just so retardedly strong and it gets better every game
like you know when I first saw Rek'Sai I'd just go like 0 and 10
unless you're playing like iron
I'm going to reset and play on the Top Crop here.
Just playing this game for the first time today, all I have to say is WTS.
I got rekt by EI.
Yep, that's what happens though.
Like, you're going to get to a point where it's like you're getting rekt every game
and then you saw it like killing the AIs and you're like wait I'm actually getting better.
Then you're going to play normal and it's going to be a redo.
you
Then die, and then it's I just saw like Bottle I'm running it down and you're like wow what the fuck
Now imagine with that with literally every pro ever, right?
So there's like no point of idolizing. I don't idolize them because I see them as people. Does that make sense?
Like I don't see them as the pro players. I view them as like the people in my soul a few games.
If I didn't have the damage left, that was a fucking mild problem.
Do pros just not try and solo kill?
It depends, some of them do.
this guy valkan for example normally he does no cats no cats nope nope here we go
here we go
that's kind of like a coin flip because the problem with like most pros is that
they spend like 14 hours a day in rooms with four other sweaty men watching
replays and just playing games with them right so most of the time the only
anything that pros actually want to do in their free time is flirt with random e-girls
on Instagram and then meet up with them every weekend. That's why most of them like the
fact that it's based in LA because it's like cloudchaser paradise, right? So that's why
most pros are more obsessed with fucking random e-girls that they meet up at their pro games
than they are actually charting in solo queue to become the best. Which is why most
of them don't even last more than one split to be fair. And the ones that do
don't have achieving anything at all
but i'd like a very like uh...
and i don't like them i don't like pro players
because i don't think i'm a little like oh yeah i'm gonna first on this round
should you came and i'm gonna like it and then if you ask me why i'm doing
this and just like what's so cute gives a shift
unlike all water them are like them
well
it's a fast i want to have that problem with you because i don't play
I torture myself with Marvel rivals. You just made it easier to deal with the enemy team. They aren't humans
They are just obstacles in our lives
Seems like the wife though. I mean yeah, it's a wife if you're like I remember between 18 to 20, right?
But then depending on how fast you grow out of that phase, it's like you're gonna grow
out of it by like 1321 to like, some people take something to like 40.
These things are going around and sleeping with like random people.
It's like, it does nothing for you.
Does that make sense?
Like the only thing it does for you is just like waste your time.
And just like think about the logic there, right?
You gain literally nothing from saving with someone,
except what, a bit of satisfaction,
or like dragging rights among your friend group,
like whatever it might be.
So it's like you have so many men that are just sending out every day
Like trying to bust like super fast many girls as they can or like try to hook up as many times as they can or like
They're gonna idolize guys that do all that but then the bottom line is that it's like you're gonna wake up
And you're still gonna be lonely, you know, you're gonna go to bed. You're still gonna be sad
They got blown so like Ashley talk to
Doesn't make any more. I got there for a few years right and it's like
Once you get to a point where you're like, you know like this really isn't everything
And then I deal with her and still walk him. Thank you.
Nice. I don't think it doesn't randomly have all type of movement.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' cool?
Yeah, I still see myself in front of a walk-in. Thank you.
What value do you get from climbing in late?
The actualization of my goals, right? Being able to see what I can do in a competitive setting against other people.
Being able to set a goal for myself, work towards it every day and then have something that I like.
Like I'm excited towards trying to complete.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' total? Best half of the world!
Okay so now we just put on the walls then after we can look on the ground.
Now I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I'm down to look for a kill on the rammas but like...
I mean it's just like am I wasting my time?
What?
Wait wait why did my redneck then stop chasing?
Redneck then you're-
My redneck then is a fucking mom.
Oh.
All right, well awesome, I wish I'd played for him.
What if someone's gonna say, challenge her, you alone fucking woman?
Well, I mean, some people it is, right?
But that doesn't come from a place of like, anything besides insecurity.
I mean, I'd know, right?
It's like, most of the time it's because you're like, looked down on in high school,
or like, no one really ever wanted to like, be around you, or like, girls rejected you, whatever it is.
So then you're like, all right, you know what?
One day I'm gonna get like really fucking like attractive, I mean like seduce everyone
And I'm gonna sit there and be like the coolest guy ever
And then it's like you do it and then you're just gonna feel empty for years
And it's like oh, that was a waste of time
Because the thing is I feel like this mushroom it comes like sleeping with other people
it's like you're trying to like fill a void right I'm the only person I can ever
fill a void is you I was like cliche and corny as it sounds it's the truth
What's your advice to getting over in security?
Uh, I'm gonna be honest, I kinda lucked out, so I don't really like have a way to like
help you out with that unfortunately.
Because for me I was able to meet a girl that didn't trigger any of my insecurities at all.
And it was just always there for me, always like, boil and always just perfected everywhere during things like that.
So it's like I didn't ever have to worry. And then I married her, so it became way easier too.
See, I'm a little worried that if we look for stuff here, it's gonna be done.
Man, this just looks like-
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Thorough?
Best hacker in the world.
Dude, this cat really wants to fucking climb the cat tree.
wait where do you even go?
did I disappear?
oh nice, someone's biting my wires
hecky, come on
oh dude, the castle is actually going crazy
okay guys, go away
please
okay
so would we be able to fight this ram is probably not
right?
actually, you know what, he partisan of us all too
So my Renekton didn't even ult, I want to get some understanding of that.
I mean I'm just setting up, but there's nothing I can really go about though.
Okay, let's go.
not getting any reps in on a winning champ so he's ready to tap up.
I mean he's still doing like okay, like his early game was worse than he's playing now so I mean
he has a capability to maybe lock it in by the end of this game.
Okay, we need to look for the drag here.
Where'd Renekton go?
Well, he decided not to use his ultimate but it hides.
What does your wife think of the JYNXCI streams?
Uh, she's happy to see me happy.
I guess it's like the best thing I could, the best I could explain it.
Like the fact that I'm actually like motivated again, I'm actually like, I care about
streaming again, you know, like I sit there, I actually like enjoy it again.
She's happy to see that stuff.
She gets a little annoyed when all I do is watch fucking Clips of me and Jinxie on TikTok
and bed for like an hour night, but she's like that's all good.
Why are you not playing Hecrim this game?
Because I didn't think it would actually be like that great to be honest.
Because Hecrim vs Raxa isn't really fun matchup and he's just always able to
kill you no matter what. So drop to the 4D this game and we can't counter it, it's like
heavy ADC, so I want to play for that.
They pantheon dies again.
the
though this genuinely fucking blows but
I don't know I don't think it's over I definitely think it's low scale but it's gonna be very difficult
Well, the thing is, our victor is doing well, he's building well versus the enemy comp,
and our comp I feel like is way better than the mercy.
What?!
I really am glad to have found you through Jinxies.
Watching your streams with my husband every night have been so fun.
Always good vibes.
Listen, one piece of advice for the two of you, whatever you do, just do not play
league together.
As long as you do that, the marriage is going to flourish, okay?
but the second league of legends gets involved into the other into the equation
it's like this thing is that marriages and relationships in general are like you
and them right but then when league is involved it's like you them and league
of legends and you don't want to bring a third person into it
Yeah, I think my only place to look on those ones here.
I remember playing vs rex, I remember playing vs Houdini, god knows.
I wish everyone would have like 4 bans every game, I already know what my 4 bans would be.
Lee Sin, Graves, Rek'sai Talon, every single game.
Every single fucking game.
And I'd never lose a game again.
I would never lose a game again.
It'd be like crazy.
They'd be like, don't you have 100% or something?
I'd be like, well dude, because I fucking ban these 4 cringe cans or cocksucker champs
every single fucking game.
And then they'd be like, well are they really that broken?
yes yes yes they are yes they are yes they are
like I'm serious yes they genuinely are
Please take me away
Why Graves? Graves is often every game where I'm playing him
They gave him a buff a little bit ago to make him even more fucking retarded than he already is, and unfortunately, I haven't rolled a dock, so...
What's up, A?
Aira's looking curly.
I like the curls.
No?
Yeah, you're a mild monster.
Also, we're gonna have to take that I catch you out.
Yeah, we have to have time because he's literally already been looking towards there to jump there and the ice ray is going to break.
No, from here.
Oh yeah, because if I put it there then he jumps on there.
No, we're going to wake up to a log crash and there's going to be a Lego fucking set on the floor in a million pieces.
Alright, that's even plans on you.
I'd love to be able to plan this out for you.
But if I go for the crab, I mean,
but if I go for the crab, then the chance of my team
randomly dying from a recent ally.
30%.
all
all to have my hot gone like that fucking seriously
record every cell
yeah
uh...
second round this comes in after and so like that is
I'm gonna need to find out like what 1515 we can solo no
Thank you.
I don't know.
Yeah, I guess you can.
Just one lesson.
Would you say Phyllsex is good in this current meta?
Oh!
I mean, the thing about Phyllsex, Phyllsex is good in every meta,
because anybody that plays him is a one trick,
so it's hard for me to, like, judge his relative, like,
strength.
I mean, like, the thing about Phyllsex,
Phyllsex is good in every meta,
because anybody that plays him is a one trick,
so it's hard for me to, like, judge his relative,
Strength
Do you have a bad time yeah mommy didn't I could win that day week today
Well, ah anyways, it's not
It's better for us than you.
I mean, I don't know, bro. This shit is fucking hard.
and
it's a bit
the fucking with
yeah I guess I'm just fucking like talk I think now locked in rockside we dead
and so we lose the game
Crazy
Oh wait a second
I mean real talk that was actually fucking insane for us like I'm 10 guys our comp is genuinely better
We've legitimately just been getting like unlucky fights, but now we're signed like lock-in so it's good
Close okay next item what if we did
Bro we have three cleavers at this point. Oh my god
Starax or death stance
And we see him has a 10 baby
Do they jinxed so I'd be past gold yeah, I mean dude like
We went live today and didn't play anything but a league
I'm telling you, sorry to get in the mindset.
Sit down.
I don't know.
of
I don't know what I'm talking about.
This goes rough.
Oh, this is so rough.
I mean I should play that kind of crazy they have no guns convictions are
What was it?
Ah, it's...
Maybe.
Well, we tried it.
Guys, I'm gonna be honest, we tried it, but there's only one reason why we lost this game.
Only one.
And we locked in rec side gg like I guys I fucking wish I wish I
Wish I wish I wish I wish that I could say anything besides that, but it's just how it is and we locked in rec size so lost
Thanks for those change in the pba it gives her a dance of a percent high-speed. Yeah, but it doesn't really matter to be honest
It's only big big thing
Big fan, since you're probably on reels, good answer.
Alright.
On the next side we can't beat him.
if I die I'm gonna break my monitor okay help oh my god why are you in an egg
no get out of the egg get out of the egg why are you in a
Hi, I'll see you guys.
we just hope for the best
get out of the egg literally bro
so just fucking get out of the fucking egg
It's also the Baron Club that was incredible, but which Baron Club was it?
It's like they bought off the Garen for mentoring.
Maybe my ADC chained me?
Asking in Nibbia why are you agg- after they die is insane.
Yeah, but keep in mind that Jinx doesn't know how Nibbia actually works, right?
the brim it's like he's choosing to be there
guys fiddle asriel brand
i don't want to do vulkan
You know Diana?
Yeah, I'm actually done for Diana here to be honest.
Now do I think it's the best pick? No.
But I think I can do some mean damage on her to be honest.
I need to explain to Nibia, I like the Phoenix from Clash Royale, it's like the same concept
I got ya.
Viego this game, yeah I didn't really like the idea of Viego though to be honest.
Because like Viego my team doesn't really have enough setup for him, that's like the
main issue.
This is my favorite one from today.
I'm gonna fucking bash your brains in with the brick!
I'm out!
I'm not sex! I'm not sex!
Oh, no!
What the fuck are you doing?
The fuck was that?
I'm sorry, neighbors.
But how many fuck jinks is this sort of a game?
What the fuck?
Yeah, I get it.
I'm just watching my eyes.
Just witness.
I'm your son.
Wait!
drinksy looking at me base
you're like so scared
i know what you mean
somebody hit the nexus not the bod
bro literally
I'm sorry, neighbors!
100px it was too funny today, bro.
I guess we're the goats.
The lamp, okay.
Oh my goodness.
I think David's one of the funniest sessions, to be honest.
No, you're so live. Yeah, it's because we're not gonna be live tomorrow. But I'm taking
the day off tomorrow, so I wanted to do a bit of longer streaming for you guys tonight.
So I'm probably gonna do like another game after this one, to be honest.
It's now we have to look on the raptors on the game the lamp segments were funny
Bro, we're just like, oh, and they start mocking the death recap.
Oh my god.
You know, it's such a juicy damn thing.
What?
Yo, actually, if you read this little sub, first of all, go to keep it like this for a community is shaping like Urgotonson.
Cura.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I really want to look on this here.
These people literally just don't understand that the way to play games to Armistice is
to just not hit him.
So they just hit him and then they die.
And then they're like, why do I just die?
Alright, let's go!
I can't escape that, can't run!
And uh, who I am, they're under like a fish up.
Thank you.
Can you flash? Can you E-Fash? E-Fash? E-Fash? E-Fash?
I
Was not serious my legacy service
I mean like if he literally just would have pressed W, then would have gotten the first
gal ever.
I mean like as if I would try to lose and I'd go for play that's just a guaranteed
loss.
Like if he sits and he presses W, he has legitimately what is it like a second and
a half where he doesn't die.
you can get two autos up and then not time for him and then hx just gets bursted and dies like
yeah i mean i'm lucky
wow
i mean it's it's just like an enforcement though like this guy genuinely doesn't know
what the fuck is going on
it's like having a blitzcrank as your like support and then you like ping him to like
go in he misses the hook and then you start blaming you
for the fact that you guys lost but it's like dude you missed the fucking hook
like obviously we're expecting you to hit the hook and you're gonna miss the hook
Alright guys, we're having a little bit of a top-end incident this game, unfortunately.
Grandmaster everyone?
Yeah, literally.
Well, that's the craziest thing is that it's like, this guy's like, gonna miss you all.
But I mean, he plays with Truman Mode, right?
So like, it's always like a little, it's like opening up a box of candy after the
game, when you have like a Truman Mode fucking like an inter.
Cause it's like, oh like you're flaming me and you're on Truman Mode?
Yeah, we're gonna see at the end of this game that you're literally like probably like diamond one and you've been there for like four years
Maybe peak low masters because they're really season inflation
Imagine these games with voice chat. Yeah, but if these games have voice chat none of this would ever happen because out there
You say like yeah, we win this if you just play properly
I mean like okay, I'll shoot but because there's no voice shot he like
doesn't
Yeah, we know about federal sub-side by the way
Nice using your word
It's mental clarity, hit to us and I'll be challenged last season, I don't know for sure.
Alright, Corky, come.
If we fight we can contest us.
chance actually and be like enough of a human being making fuss this out
Wow you can press all time I'm genuinely surprised pleasantly surprised
I'm not even listening, so I'm just gonna run chill by the Hrocks.
OH SHIT!
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, wait, sit down there Tony, appreciate.
Thank you.
Here, listen, listen, we're gonna lock it in and give you one here, okay?
As I know I'm a little bit tilted right now, but I'll undo all the tilt that I'm feeling,
and we'll just lock it in so we can give you the craziest fucking minute of your life that you've ever seen.
Okay, now this, this one's fucking crazy.
crazy the way that he dodged that ability this guy's fucking crazy he literally just like
hugged the wall that was actually insane
look see see what wow see see you press w you kill him
I can do that, that's unironically, but what about an earlier, that's like a broken glass,
listen, hey, he learned from the mistake, at least, at least, right, at least.
I don't know why you forced that, because it was winning.
But I mean, like, now I'm the asshole, right, because like, why am I sitting here
spam typing together and he's clearly like not even willing to like understand this one.
To be honest, I wasn't expecting the error.
He's probably baiting towards Fiddle, like Fiddle might ult here, ulti-ghost.
What's his time on me?
Maybe he didn't have energy or CD on top. No, no, no, he did.
Like, we didn't see the replay for Yasuo after, but no, he only presented.
Like, generally, just say he didn't press his W.
Like, it's not any replay, they're not.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I'm actually smirking.
So you guys can look at the replay, okay? But essentially what I did there.
So when Yasuo EQs, it creates a tornado from where he Qs, right?
Now the thing is that what I did there was the second I saw the animation of his E went off
I instantly used my E which was like a dash
And the reason why was because I knew that if I use my E the second he uses his E
I teleport behind him so that his like knockup animation doesn't actually hit me because I'm too far away from him
But you guys can check the timing. It was there like down psych the millisecond
wait did the habs win?
oh they won!
no way! wait so they actually make it to 70s for the first time in years?
what the fuck? nice!
oh my pollen must be happy. I know they're all in my aunt's place in my washroom.
But I couldn't show up because I had to stream.
I really want to look on the dragon soon.
Real talk as a dragon could look in the same pressure.
I'm near the league of Shantar bad now, it's extremely broken.
It's one of the best hotlines in the entire game.
Believe it or not.
Thing is, even if HLX gets ahead, I'm gonna be honest, I'm not actually that worried.
Mifin not scared about their comp in general.
Not really.
Mr. Fiddlesticks.
Alright, let's get some work.
Let's get a backup.
Like if I can just get small seals like that from the phytosex while he's clearing, it's gonna be a nice little lead.
I don't even know what else he's telling me to kill.
Oh
He really I mean the craziest thing to me is that he out is like tornado like all fucking ready and waiting
Was fucking lead it little Caesars by the way was hot and ready. I swear to God
This looks like Kibirka.
Okay, H.R.X. Flash.
Shanna's fog, not again.
No, there's no way it's him again, bro.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Shut up, stop showing.
We just have to look for the walls then after walls you can look on the rest of the top
like I really want to look on this
okay guys I'm gonna be honest I am actually Loki playing like sure right
know like the first couple minutes a game are really good but I don't know if
the fuck these last few minutes of them
okay so I think our best bar right now is to simply do this
We have to look for a play on the dragon here.
Wait, I unplugged my camera again.
Nice, I think it dies, perfect.
Okay so we actually have the Fiddlesticks ult, which is fucking huge considering Dragon's
and they're like 20 seconds
Dude don't tell me I'm dead
But why am I even looking for that fucking dive when dragon is up in like 10 seconds?
Is there just retardation?
Okay, I need to lock it in.
I need to lock it in because I'm actually playing Warbler in them.
The second manless game?
Well it wasn't but I didn't really like the idea but this game honestly
I don't think it would be that great
What's the reason why I was thinking I have free-
you
I
Zara is anti-heal.
Oh.
Okay, so we're going to get our Zonius now, and then I'll then be getting anti-heals
worth it at all to be honest. Earthmaker looks decent here. I mean I was there just
changing scenes while I fucking died there. Like I'm not even showing, like I literally
can't even move. Wow. 2.4 seconds spent crowd control. That's like insane. And uh, Zax
sounded like I'm welcome. Thank you. And uh, Nauru and Naples saying for the time saw.
I'm sorry. But he's playing champion as a dude.
But he's playing them and does like 52 damage and it also slows them.
the
the prod just entered
right
I mean I didn't zone it, it's like am I a fucking disgusting retarder?
I should be up in time for the dragon, we're not going to have Zyra but I think it's okay.
Oh wow.
Okay, if you can live here it's good.
Nah, I think dies. I don't think there's any way for him to get out, sure.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
He's gonna die with the fed up, I can already kill him.
I'm I guess 20 cents for this shit.
I got this hole. As long as they can, but it's okay. Nooo. Nooo.
if she have zonias, fuck she doesn't
she needs to hold this
omg is she going yet?
no! she got flash one
no!
blast
I must, I must, I must
this he has only has
his Vanduans
four, three
no, I can't know what this is
oh, dude that
I
All right
Do you guys want to see the play now?
that my shun was telling me that uh, I
Was wrong about
On the bottom left you can see his abilities, right?
Alright, let's look.
So, here.
I'm full HP.
Shannon is about 340.
Yeah, it's Q, W, E, and the shield gives him 100 health.
Check this one.
So we walk up to the plate here.
Shadownu uses Q for the shield.
OK, that's fun.
Here.
So here at this point, eight rocks, eight rocks.
It doesn't have any Qs.
So unironically the reason why we lost this fight is because Shen used his Q too early
over here for a shield, so when he uses it for the shield and we're going in, he doesn't
have it up here
if he has qw there we win right?
it's just so weird
Yeah, we're gonna lost the game by half a second there.
It was near like lost by half a second.
If he went about his Q, W, then we're gonna...
Here's the reason why I went in there is because I was like, oh well, if he Ws, HLXQs
are down and can't come in this one.
You cannot gank on that wave, it's so bad.
Oh, you can. The only thing is he would have needed his Q.
Isn't it kind of a risky gank?
Well, I mean, yes and no. Because the thing is that it's a risky in the sense that it could end bad, yeah, but it's like if it's played well, does it end bad? No.
I also got 100 HP to the wave though.
Yeah, but his shield was still down when he went in on the H-Hawk, so whether or not
he got the shield earlier or later, it would have still been like a shield, right?
Try Kindred.
I mean, the thing about Kindred is I'm nice on it, but it's like the reason why I
I don't mind playing it, it's because I always feel like I'd play too aggressive and then it just goes bad.
Well I'm a top laner there, I just want to catch the wave.
I don't mean I get that, but I think the laggank would have worked.
It is what it is, whatever.
it happens
goodnight i'll say clouder
whichever thing i'm going to place on this game it always depends on the enemy column
and now we get filled in
was there a top boss game? i'm getting called h-box
yes i'm going to be honest with you, i need a good song here
so i'm a little more chilled out though
challenge it by the end of the week easily
alright now we're gonna see
anytime i link my profile or anything it's one of two reactions
it's either your fucking dog shit i'll pass
or it's oh cool don't tell us nice to see you sure go jungle
but any guessing it's gonna be here
all night
second one
rights
each of us as well
i'm gonna be honest with us i think i'm going to go like a man here
I feel the rain on your skin, do you guys want me to run that one later?
Alright Ezreal are your talks for your thinking guys.
It's like Loki what are we thinking?
They have Lulu Ezreal.
I'm going to be real with the guys so I might actually be a Hecarim in here.
Yeah I think we'll do a Hecarim in here.
Like I don't know what's really good against that comp so I'm actually down for the horse.
Yeah, I can just get here. I can.
You have a link to a playlist? Well, I know we're just on autoplay.
And the... why are you guys on autoplay? Thank you.
Can it be a Yi game in this game?
I don't really like Mastery vs Lulu.
Because if I go Mastery vs Lulu, then the problem is always that the Lulu ends up being
like super fucking cancer.
Because they just said that they polymorph you when you go in and then you just lose.
I
That's us
All right guys
When you know when to go conquer a summery search, I never go conquer it, always go
So my search
I'm gonna play for a three-count on top of this game
All right, let's get down there
Yorg versus Urgot. I'm gonna be honest if the Yorg just gets like it's up early then
should be the first kill ever.
Okay so now we're getting news we're gonna play for the gromp and then after gromp we'll
work on the blue buff.
I believe in you this game on time bro. It's gonna be free. It's gonna be a free one
What wait on what planet does Urgot ever flash for that there?
anything to f**k me
alt-tap 4? not if i alt-tap 4 then the ghosting is gonna die, get someone
i'm not giving it to them
Max is a Chinese ghost sir, he has his shim open. Yeah, I mean it doesn't surprise me.
Like on what planet does an HLux ever go Raptors into an invade level 2 that's literally
never been done in the history of the game. Ironically never. And he has a Chinese
Tide, definitely Chinese ghost sir. Oh, that's fun. He has a ghost to win and it's
It's gonna be the easiest whenever for me when I'm able to just like fucking chinless
maltsun.
I want to suck for an invade on him, but I'm gonna be honest, an invade on him means
this in a secure that was just gonna keep up this
so recently
was ghosting on new to league
uh... it's when they watch your stream to get information about where you're on
the top so they can like play accordingly around that so they can uh...
get free kills on you and free advantages.
That's someone goalie and super server pathing from the HROX.
Okay, listen guys, rule one of League of Legends in North America.
If somebody has a Chinese username or if they have a Chinese tag,
there is a 99% chance that they are a win trader.
And that's not even racism, it's literally just true.
The boosting market for Chinese win traders in North America
is ridiculously insane. And the reason why is because a lot of rich transfer students end up
like going to boarding schools in America and as a result they end up having like Chinese people
that just like boost them for free. So you'll even have sometimes people playing on 300 ping
lock-in fiddle six with like these like weird like IGNs and duels and stuff like that and then
they just end up like win trading or doing all this cancer bullshit. So that's why it's like
This guy has a Chinese username, like a hashtag, he has almost 1 million percent of GhostsR.
Almost 1 million percent, or Win Trader.
And anybody that plays in Hylo, is going to tell you that that's the case, and if they aren't then they're just retarded in line.
I just have hopes this game, because I want to go for a 3-count clear and then gank Ergot early.
But then Ergot died and the enemy genre goes to me, so I'm going to be ganked by him.
It's the same problem in Australia as well. Yeah, I'm telling you like the the the Chinese win trader thing is like a genuine epidemic
What is win trading it's when you like sell a win
So like if someone's on your team you try hard and if someone's against you
Then you just like try to lose so that you can I get wins and normally what these like Chinese win traders are gonna
to do is they're going to sit there and they're going to have one account, like for example
this one, where he's going to try as hard as to get Challenger on it, and he's going
to go for a high win rate to Challenger, and that puts him really high on the do you,
not the do you, but the way shell, WX. It's a website called WX on the leaderboards,
which is essentially like the Asian version of WhatsApp.
And they have these boosting markets
and win trading markets on there.
And the higher you are on the leaderboard,
the more people want you.
So that's the reason why there has been this one high-level
player that's been high-leveled for literal years.
His name is WXMJM, right?
And MJM is his username on WX, which I'm pretty sure
it's like Weishow, or Weishin, something like that.
And it's just a website where it's like,
it's almost like the amazon for boosting and trading for chinese people
we chat oh we chat yes it's we chat
i don't know i thought it was like we chat
we chat okay it is we chat
Imagine Ping didn't play Duran, just get shit on him at elo.
Yeah, but you have to understand that they don't.
So the reason why it's so common is because, and Hums had told the story on the stream at one point,
but he once had a booster, or a guy that paid him for boosting,
and the guy literally had an account ranked up to challenger,
and then changed the username to like, LoveMamey, and Mamey was his crush at school.
So it's like they unironically will get challenger either to like flex on their friends that they play normal games with after or
It's like do it as like professions of love for people that they have crushes on and shit like that like I'm not even kidding you
It's genuinely crazy like tens of thousands of dollars boosting accounts just so you can have bragging rights in a fucking normal game
You think I'm joking. I'm not joking, bro. It is genuinely sickening and
Sometimes he's like win trades and show like that I know this one guy rest
He was saying that one of his clients would legitimately pay him about 200 US dollars
Just to pay one single Euler the K game so like one game whether it's a winner or lose right?
He was making 200 US dollars on how insane think about it
Yo pathetic retard. I hope you're enjoying the shim cock sucker
Like think about it guys 200 US dollars for one game every day think about that
like literally a full-time salary a full-time job just to fucking like keep
an accounting challenger and that guy had every skin in the game he had
everything and eventually when he quit league he just sold res yeah keep my
accounts you can have it and res was a high-lo cotton one trick he was actually
from Quebec so they don't always use like Chinese boosters on one trader so
like rank them up but it's just like a lot of time it will be
And there are even like Chinese like Discord servers as well.
Are they going to sit there, are they going to communicate?
Like, I used to have bounties put out on me by the way.
Where it's like, because they hated that I used to call it out.
Because I spent years calling it out to a point where it's like, even RideGal tired of me, right?
And the craziest thing was that at one point, in these Chinese like Booster and Winchator Discord,
They had a hit out on my head that if you lose the game on my team you get paid 30 US dollars
If you win a game against me you get paid like 15
So as a result I would literally get like sniped all day every day because people would want to collect the bounty
I had a fucking bounty on my head because I thought
And you think that's it it goes even deeper
So there's one rumors that some riders are even associated with shit like this
And the reason why it's been allowed to go on for as long as it has is because certain riders not seeing the higher ups
Right and it could be literally anyone but certain riders are actually letting it go under the hood
So that they get paid percentages of what these rent traders and stuff like that make so it's almost like the operators
Think of it like imagine like drug dealers give money to the police officers that the police officers don't bring stuff to their superiors
Right like it goes deep. It's like a market of legitimate
I'm not kidding when I say this millions of dollars a year
year. Like there are some people who are the only reason why they can feed their family
is because they're win trading NA games from China. So guess what Max, tonight when your
mother is staring at the fucking empty plate and she's wondering why her fucking shit head
piece of shit of a sudden is sitting there and he's not putting food on the table, tell
her that it's because Dante has shit in your fucking mouth and solo queue and you got
so filled with my fucking fecal matter that you couldn't even win a game against
me fucking cocksucker. Cheers bro. Try to get that when you fucking cocksucker,
fucking ghosting bastard fucking freak stupid fucking reject piece of shit
oh max oh max bro bro I have a 30 second delay max max I have a 30 second delay
bro are you sure you want to be going for these dragon plays too they want to
walk up
Oh, you're max max are we good, bro? Are we good max? Oh max max
Fucking authority fucking piece of shit go sir scumbag fucking freak
Oh wait max oh shit max where it I'm sorry. I think oh wait. Oh wait wait wait max max
Wait, Max. Wait, Max. Wait, Max, do you hear that? Wait, Max, do you hear? Wait, wait,
Max. Max, do you hear? Oh, no, Max. Max, open your mouth. Open your mouth, Max. It's
feeding time. Max. Max. Max. Max. Max. I can't control it, but I talk about Max.
I don't feel like there's fire
Fucking chairs they cut
All right now just play top to bottom. Okay, I'm good
All right talk to bottom no can actually call in some kind of a crap play to maybe in the blue
it's dauntless I don't need to go to win this master jungle
this master jungler like do these people even understand what it's like when
they type shit like that after they're like losing their game you know what I
I mean, like you're literally losing your game calling me master is like, what, like, okay,
so if I'm masters, why are you losing?
Well, because you have three winning lanes.
Like, are you retarded?
Good.
All right.
All right, all right, so we send them will look for the held
Okay master random
What is
Dude this okay, bro listen listen listen like
That's just like
Well, I mean like okay sure like he's calling me a master random and then he for some reason he knows like who I am
right, he knows my
Apparent skill level right according to him obviously and he knows my ranking every single season
But then he says
What history random like dude like we can't be fucking serious, right?
Like I'm not Bill Gates obviously, but like that's actually just like insane
You got rage baited dude, actually I'm getting rage baited, like in our own place for a thing.
I'm watching One's Vod and I don't understand why people are hating on Dantas, can someone
explain?
Because the thing about me is I'm like an STD, right?
I'm like AIDS.
Like initially when you get confronted with me you're like, wait dude what the fuck
is this?
Like can this should get away from me?
And then after a few times you're like, you know what, like after a few weeks you're like,
you know what, maybe it isn't that bad actually.
And then as time goes on it's like you come to appreciate it.
Does that make sense?
And it's like my personality at the beginning is so grating that it's like people initially
they fucking like despise me.
But then when they realize that it's like all for like fun and games and I'm just
like chilling having a good time they're like wait he's actually kind of funny sometimes
and they slowly end up liking me.
Like I can guarantee you guys, type 1 if the first time you're confronted with me, whether
it be like a real or clip whatever it was, you fucking hated me.
Like you're like, you fuck this fucking Dante's guy.
But then over time you're like, wait, I'm on this slide, she's gonna chill.
I used to write hit comments all over your TikTok videos so I can confirm.
I'm telling you, yes.
Like, I'm literally like anal sex.
It hurts not first, but then over time you're like, wait a second, that's where the g-spot
is.
It's like you're fucking busting and fucking combusting everywhere like Jesus
One literally what happens to me
You still disgust me
aww, cute
over a long period of time you go back to the initial not liking
Jesus dude, that's hurtful
I feel like that's most haters zone. Yeah, you're right
But the thing is at the end of the day, right?
The reason why I don't mind it is cuz like I like I'm gonna be honest
I can't be like a normal person, you know, cuz like that's not funny for me. It's not entertaining. It's not how I enjoy being like online, you know
So I even enjoy being in general like I like being a little fucking like weird, right?
And it's like it's better for me to sit there and have people that really like enjoy me
Really enjoy washroom and a lot stuff and then have other people that fucking despise me then to just be like a neutral
Andy where it's like you hear my name. You're like, oh, yeah, that's a content creator. You know
I think I'm today
I mean, the reason why me and Laura stopped posting them though was because the problem
is that when you're doing a consistent format it just makes it really cancer
because you get to a point where it's like you're willing to accept literally
anybody because you just need to make sure that's a consistent format and then
it becomes really like boring over time you know like really boring and really
like mundane. And class, you're welcome. Thank you.
What does it take to be a second Nontas?
Once I'm being a second Nontas, just be a first of you, you know?
Because people think that it's a bit like the way that I act on stream but it's really
not.
Like when I'm tweaking on caffeine, whether or not I'm streaming like this just how
I am.
funny life is just how I am, you know?
The only difference that in real life, obviously if I'm not taking caffeine and I'm just like
talking to my friends and it's just like a chilled setting, I'm not going to sit there
and start being like, BOO!
Let's fucking go!
When we're playing like Monopoly at night, like obviously it's like, I'll do Jesus.
after you challenger i gonna stream more variety
yeah my plan is that after i hit challenger i'm gonna start playing rainbow 6
and i'm gonna go for golden rainbow 6 because the thing is that i'm gonna be
honest like one of the things i came to hate about streaming is that it felt
like I was locked into League, because like the problem is that especially when you're
like I'm gonna be honest like with the amount of people that watch my streams nowadays like
the fact that all you guys are here it kind of like opens up a whole new world of possibilities
which is like insane so thank you guys all for that.
But when you're sitting then you're like let's say a thousand viewer League streamer
and you know that if you stream let's say variety games you're gonna get like 400
viewers or whatever it is.
It makes it so you're kind of like forced to play League, if you want to make it so it's
like at least a somewhat okay career, you know?
And the problem with that is that when you're not enjoying it, it just feels really bad.
And you're kind of like at the mercy of Riot, right?
Because like I don't control Rioters.
So it's like if they randomly decided Monday to release the shittiest update ever, and
I hate playing the game, then it's like I'm saying that I'm forced to like hate
my life for like months or even like weeks at a time, right?
So that's the reason why what I really want to do is like I want to kind of
Dungeons like a little bit of variety in the sense that
We're still gonna play league but kind of like how Jinx see we'll have like segments. We'll also be doing like some segments
You know
Hey, we're trying that block. I don't like overwatch combat systems. So that's the reason why like I played one game of that
Block and that's like a dish that's one
Of your new years are siege players from Jinx see yeah, that's I think makes it fun, too
So like it can make it for like a fun arc, but I've never been good at PS so it might be like a long arc mostly
All right guys, I need a I need to just take a second to break the bad news to my wife
that I'm gonna need like half an hour because I'm enjoying the stream and I
don't want to end up in a sec.
Then my ball hop is close and starts to hide itself
I've been waiting for this moment to find a way to love
I turn to ask the question, so anxious, I thought
It looks like my turn, in your passion, I was lost
I have a stats exam tomorrow, I'm cooked.
You guys want to hear a funny story about my college days?
So I'm in college, right?
And I was in a program for commerce.
So one of the classes I had was called macroeconomics, right?
And what happened was is that the semester
starts in late August.
and my stream started to really really really blow up around October, November of that year.
And the reason why was because I was doing this thing called the Final Transfer.
Because back then, there was a system in the game where you could transfer your account to another region,
then transfer it back to your original region, and if you do it resets you back to placements with like unlimited MMR potential.
So, to make you understand what that means, it would be like imagine right now, your hearts
are diamond 1 and your plus 10 minus 20 lp a game.
If you get the transfer, you would start in like let's say emerald 3, but you could get
to diamond 1 with like a 65% on rate, and it would be plus 30 every game playing in
challenger lobbies, right?
So, every single day what I would do is I would like make tweets talking about the
final transfer.
Like, okay guys, this is the final transfer, this is the final time I'm transferring
my accounts and I spent literally thousands of dollars over the course of a month, time
out how every single day was a final transfer and I would hit end of season challenger by
doing the final transfer, right?
So what ended up happening is that it ended up catching on and people found it like funny
as fuck because they're like why the fuck is this autistic hardstuck guy just spending
thousands of dollars to transfer his account every single day, time in, time out, day
in, day out, right?
So anyways, that ends up making it so my streamer numbers blew up from like 200 and then they
ended up going up by like 50 every day.
So it's like on Monday I had 200 viewers, on Tuesday it was like 250, Wednesday 300.
Kind of similar to like what do you guys see nowadays?
Like a week ago for example, this time at night maybe we'd be having like 3000 people
chilling and watching right?
And now it's like, we have like 7000 which is fucking unreal, right?
It's like every single day it feels like it's almost like this monumental growth that's
unbelievable, right?
So I wanted to ride that all the way because I always loved streaming, right?
But the reason why I was still in school was because I said I don't want to stream
or I don't want to like leave school until I know for a fact I can do this as like
a full-time job, that way I never feel the pressure to succeed and I can always
just like be chilling and I won't worry about anything you know so what ends up
happening is that I didn't show up to school at one point for about a week
straight because I would literally be streaming like 10 hours today right now
not even like so you guys remember earlier when I talked about how when I
asked for jungler's other people insult me or they give it to me yeah last game
he gave it to me but this game insults me
okay so anyways what ends up happening
is back then I was like bro like my
stream is growing crazy I'm loving this
like I want to go insane so I was
streaming like 10, 12, 14, 16 hours a
day taking like 600 milligrams of
caffeine a day and just going absolutely
crazy on every single one of my streams
right so give me a second so then at some point I knew that my finals were
coming up soon so I decided randomly one day that I would go to school that
day right
you
You
I'm not sure if you guys know what the fuck is going on here, so I'm gonna go ahead and
talk to you.
Thank you.
W streamer, but Al's son?
Yeah, but they get it, girl, they get it.
Cause like, the thing is as a streamer, it's like kind of weird, right?
Because like one month you're sitting there and you're thinking to yourself, am I gonna
have to enter the workforce soon with the digital footprint that I have?
And it's like that thought fills you with dread.
And then the next month you're saying there are things yourself like,
wow, I guess I actually will be able to provide, you know, like, for my wife or the family
we're going to carry one day and all that.
You deserve everything of this for leaving.
I can see the community building like Picasso did with his fame.
I've called you the best man plus at 6am im here since the coaching.
Thank you, Ron.
Today's been a banger shit, I'm gonna be honest.
So far, did it even better for fucking Manga's game though?
Ooh, Gerardo.
Nice.
Just make sure you're in the dust though.
Yes.
Licking hands at dying.
Oh shit.
I'm not so sure if I'm going to have to do three shots.
Just thank you.
You and your life are like the perfect goals to be honest.
I mean listen the bottom line and I think the most important thing that I learned about relationships in general
is that
The only perfect relationship is the one that works for you, you know
Like that's the bottom line
Because if you're gonna sit there and you're gonna judge your relationship like other people's standards or like
Thing that what other people do is like the normal and all that kind of stuff
Then it's like you're living another person's life, but as long as you and your partner can make a set of boundaries, then you abide by them, then that's all you really need for success.
school
we also come here
after some of us
would be a chill song to play right now
now i'm not really feeling french core and all
I can't get at this
the only perfect relation is with Epstein's skull emoji
area actually
you know I think the funny thing about that is like when I was like
15 or 16, I used to show one of my history teachers.
I was like, uh, sir, did you see this like weird lady named
Josane Maxwell?
And now she has these like weird pedophilic artworks
and stuff like that.
And she like does stuff with John Podesta.
Then he would look at me and he's like, leave that alone.
That's conspiracy theories.
And I was like, oh, I'm like,
it's not gonna be fucking true then, Jesus.
NIGE ME! NIGE ME!
Yo, what the fuck!
What the fuck!
Wait, give me a second, give me a second, give me a second.
Pawn, we're gonna get a kill for you now, you right, bro?
Okay, my team isn't here, but...
I need dodge to try and...
Well, I'm lucky.
I thought Tron was gonna come by Gaston.
But, here you go, there's no fucking 25 gifts, I appreciate it.
Thank you, Rob.
I know it's like everything runs along like...
Thank you.
Ooh, nice.
1k for the end, SMH. Jesus. The fucking quad-shirt digits. Holy shit.
We're gonna have to look on the box to talk to you right here now.
It's like a low key.
That's our vibe right now.
Dude, what the fuck?
I don't know what to do with this game, but it's just the game.
Dude, what the fuck?
It's just the game.
You're like, Karen gets on the other side of the shot.
Thank you, Ra.
Now, guys, you guys need to stop playing.
I'm actually going to start being louder, and then my neighbor is going to start
to knock on my door again.
I'm fucking knock on the wall like
shut the fuck up I'm trying to see
I'm like sorry bro fuck me
I know look at me I'll give me a wink
I was up I'm like no do not like that
I know like bust open my door I'm like what are you saying
I'm like fuck get the fuck away from me
I'm gonna whip out a gun and so like fucking
It's time to buy a fuchsia.
Do you guys know what that nightmare clip comes from?
Wait, do I have the length? Let me see.
Here.
So this is how you guys should be waking up your girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever it is, right?
Yo, Dantes, I remember watching you back in 2023 during my senior year.
Had like every single video watched.
I started watching you again probably a month ago.
Oh, wow, I wasn't expecting to kill him.
It's actually cool.
Recently, me and my dad, we went to like this mall outlet, and on point we go to this
like one like Hugo Boss store and one of the workers there he like recognizes me
and he's like you know it's gonna sound crazy but like are you a league
streamer and you play like Akron and I was like yeah what's up and he's like oh
I used to watch your streams and like normally when people say that it's like
people where they used to watch back in like 2023 or like 22 whatever it is
then I was like oh yeah when did you watch and he was like 2019 or 2020 and
And I was like what the fuck cuz I think that's literally like what I saw like 50 viewers, you know
He's like yeah, you just watch it back then but I got out of league slots. I like I saw
But notice that most people that end up that they don't watch me anymore. It's typically because they just stop in league in general
Like I don't think I've ever met someone where you tell me like yeah
I used to watch you but then you became really insufferable and I fucking hate you nowadays like I
Thank I listen maybe they didn't say it to my face
Don't wanna like fight this, low key ass.
Oh wait, low key or trolling.
you
You
Unless we can do something crazy
I never go
Stay again
Harder once than ever
Is that enough for us all to game 30 seconds all guys we tried
We gave it our everything.
Good news though.
Everyone got sorry for the good news.
The good news is that after a full day of grinding, after a full day of grinding, after 10 hours
of being alive, we ended the day exactly where we started. So we could have just not woken
up this morning and we would have had just as much of a fucking impact on our rank as
we did, unfortunately. But listen, what matters is the fact that we did it together, right?
At least we had a good day together. But anyways, listen guys, I do want to thank
Thank you all so much for everything today, fellow followers, for everyone for watching,
thank you, the subs, gift subs, resubs, support has been absolutely insane recently.
I will be taking a day off of stream tomorrow and the reason why is because tomorrow I'm
going to be chilling with family, chilling with aura, all that good stuff, so yep, I'm
going to be having one day to relax, but we are going to be back again on Wednesday
with some crazy fucking energy, because I'm hitting a chest in the morning too.
So back on Wednesday, 11 months from Challenger, it's going to be a fucking juicer, okay?
Alright, so we guys all have an absolutely great rest of your night.
Have an amazing day tomorrow, and I'll see you guys all again on Wednesday.
Peace.