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Abra?"}, {"start": 260.62, "end": 263.26, "text": " KADAAAAAAA"}, {"start": 263.26, "end": 265.76, "text": " alright there we go"}, {"start": 265.76, "end": 267.76, "text": " 30 second delay enabled now we're good"}, {"start": 270.4, "end": 272.4, "text": " why is bro master gando on about it"}, {"start": 272.4, "end": 274.4, "text": " today we got it on the come up"}, {"start": 274.4, "end": 277.4, "text": " do not even fucking worry about it bro"}, {"start": 277.4, "end": 280.4, "text": " okay I'm gonna be honest with you guys"}, {"start": 280.4, "end": 283.4, "text": " so I genuinely think a 3 cam towards like"}, {"start": 283.4, "end": 285.9, "text": " top could be really good this game"}, {"start": 285.9, "end": 290.4, "text": " and the reason why I like 3 camming towards top is because"}, {"start": 290.40000000000003, "end": 295.20000000000005, "text": " it's like I don't know I feel like folk here I'm not really activated on the map"}, {"start": 295.20000000000005, "end": 299.42, "text": " as much as I'd like to be sure because like we have very aggressive lanes all"}, {"start": 299.42, "end": 301.56000000000006, "text": " around"}, {"start": 304.44000000000005, "end": 310.48, "text": " but I'm in yes I got back here winning she stopped asking stop fucking asking"}, {"start": 310.48, "end": 317.8, "text": " but in the auto spider I'll figure it out after see me with her no"}, {"start": 317.8, "end": 322.8, "text": " Okay, so we're gonna now switch to the topside."}, {"start": 322.8, "end": 323.8, "text": " Good morning, guys."}, {"start": 323.8, "end": 324.8, "text": " Let's get out, pal."}, {"start": 324.8, "end": 325.8, "text": " Hope you and Laura are doing great."}, {"start": 325.8, "end": 326.8, "text": " Hope you and Laura are doing great."}, {"start": 326.8, "end": 327.8, "text": " We're doing great, bro."}, {"start": 327.8, "end": 328.8, "text": " We're doing great."}, {"start": 328.8, "end": 329.8, "text": " But thank you, Fushad."}, {"start": 329.8, "end": 334.40000000000003, "text": " Okay, guys, so what we're gonna do, Chills, we're gonna play for the three-cam topside"}, {"start": 334.40000000000003, "end": 335.40000000000003, "text": " and then we're just gang-top."}, {"start": 335.40000000000003, "end": 343.8, "text": " We do have the Exhaust on Young, so it adds a lot of potential for gangs."}, {"start": 343.8, "end": 344.8, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 344.8, "end": 351.8, "text": " Okay, so our boine is already getting f**king nonhandled."}, {"start": 351.8, "end": 357.8, "text": " But it's like the Asherman actually killed the Draven, so I guess not."}, {"start": 357.8, "end": 363.3, "text": " Okay, so we're getting to Nell, so we're going to play for the rest of the Krugs, and after"}, {"start": 363.3, "end": 369.8, "text": " the Krugs we're going to reset and we'll look on the bot side."}, {"start": 369.8, "end": 377.42, "text": " Nice, friggin'"}, {"start": 377.42, "end": 383.86, "text": " Bro, wait, I can't even plug in my mouse, because I'm gonna be honest, my dpi doesn't"}, {"start": 383.86, "end": 387.78000000000003, "text": " feel like as fast as it normally does, and I'm looking at my mouse and it doesn't have"}, {"start": 387.78000000000003, "end": 391.7, "text": " like the little green light that it normally does either."}, {"start": 391.7, "end": 396.66, "text": " My mouse is fucking dead, sometimes I can't hear my mouse when I'm dead."}, {"start": 396.66, "end": 401.66, "text": " Guys, I think my mouse might be running on fumes right now."}, {"start": 405.66, "end": 406.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 408.66, "end": 410.66, "text": " Oh yeah, that feels like way faster."}, {"start": 410.66, "end": 413.66, "text": " Okay, so my mouse was unironically bad. Jesus. Okay."}, {"start": 415.66, "end": 420.66, "text": " Okay, so the good news is that we actually figured that out before we fucking, like, committed for the day."}, {"start": 420.66, "end": 430.1, "text": " Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the boss and then we'll"}, {"start": 430.1, "end": 431.1, "text": " get..."}, {"start": 431.1, "end": 433.14000000000004, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 433.14000000000004, "end": 434.70000000000005, "text": " Fuck variety gaming."}, {"start": 434.70000000000005, "end": 436.02000000000004, "text": " Know your place."}, {"start": 436.02000000000004, "end": 440.54, "text": " You can't get your fans into League and then fuck off and enjoy life."}, {"start": 440.54, "end": 441.54, "text": " Suffer."}, {"start": 441.54, "end": 442.54, "text": " Bro, it's a few hours!"}, {"start": 442.54, "end": 443.54, "text": " Relax!"}, {"start": 443.54, "end": 457.28000000000003, "text": " bro it's a few hours relax holy shit ever doing wrong gonna be suffering"}, {"start": 457.28000000000003, "end": 461.1, "text": " together like no it's five hours of league into variety and it's like more"}, {"start": 461.1, "end": 464.8, "text": " hours of league like days in the longer shame it's gonna be an absolute"}, {"start": 464.8, "end": 471.86, "text": " fucking juicer I'm gonna be honest I'm a little worried about like trying"}, {"start": 471.86, "end": 476.2, "text": " anything but but I don't anything but actions of working here though I need to"}, {"start": 476.2, "end": 484.52000000000004, "text": " fix this up it's like my mouse is okay nice yeah because the thing is that the"}, {"start": 484.52000000000004, "end": 487.52000000000004, "text": " wire like I don't want to connect it from the back so what I'm trying to do is"}, {"start": 487.52000000000004, "end": 495.96000000000004, "text": " I'm trying to listen okay so now we do so you just found the crab and then after"}, {"start": 495.96000000000004, "end": 502.96000000000004, "text": " the crowd will look on the Raptors into the Crogs and then we should be good."}, {"start": 508.68000000000006, "end": 511.68000000000006, "text": " I think I could actually..."}, {"start": 511.68000000000006, "end": 517.6800000000001, "text": " I hate it when the fucking mouse is wired."}, {"start": 517.6800000000001, "end": 521.64, "text": " Because I'd need to make it connect from the back, but it doesn't have that long."}, {"start": 521.64, "end": 528.64, "text": " so it just like makes it so counter"}, {"start": 530.08, "end": 533.08, "text": " so we're going to do this, we're going to put on a reset and then after reset"}, {"start": 533.08, "end": 538.16, "text": " I think I'm just trying to block an anchor on this thing"}, {"start": 538.16, "end": 541.3199999999999, "text": " it looks like it could be really good this game, but I'm going to be honest with the"}, {"start": 541.3199999999999, "end": 546.3199999999999, "text": " elgis boss"}, {"start": 546.3199999999999, "end": 550.2, "text": " we have 9k viewers in 10 minutes, is someone cue botting? yeah"}, {"start": 550.2, "end": 554.36, "text": " The real view count right now should be maybe around like 1500s, like max like 2000s."}, {"start": 557.08, "end": 558.6800000000001, "text": " So it's like we are getting bothered today."}, {"start": 560.72, "end": 564.8000000000001, "text": " But to be fair, I feel like botting's gotten like really out of control recently, hasn't it?"}, {"start": 571.88, "end": 575.6400000000001, "text": " Because like I see high buys sometimes at like almost 100,000 viewers."}, {"start": 576.0400000000001, "end": 577.0, "text": " Like it's actually insane."}, {"start": 580.2, "end": 585.9200000000001, "text": " So if you notice when you play on the gromba and after as you play for gromp all the way to Krog something should be good"}, {"start": 590.72, "end": 595.32, "text": " You know part of me actually wants to buy good luck on the dragon, but I don't know"}, {"start": 600.2800000000001, "end": 603.0400000000001, "text": " It's like look on the dragon could be a little bit hard to be honest"}, {"start": 603.04, "end": 612.04, "text": " Not if I'm barring completely zones, I'm not, yeah, no it's okay."}, {"start": 612.04, "end": 616.04, "text": " Oh wait, Diego's barge, uh-oh."}, {"start": 616.04, "end": 623.04, "text": " Uhhhhhhh, well that's a gen, gen is not really a mess here."}, {"start": 623.04, "end": 627.04, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 627.04, "end": 630.04, "text": " So like, I could look for the dragon here."}, {"start": 630.04, "end": 633.64, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, I think I will."}, {"start": 633.64, "end": 636.4399999999999, "text": " I'm just gonna pray that Kassadin doesn't come down, because if he does, then this gets"}, {"start": 636.4399999999999, "end": 639.04, "text": " on and I die."}, {"start": 639.04, "end": 641.4, "text": " What variety is it gonna be today?"}, {"start": 641.4, "end": 647.04, "text": " Today is gonna be Gambo with your friends, as well as Liar's Bar, with Jinx, C, Stable"}, {"start": 647.04, "end": 649.8399999999999, "text": " Renado, and Joe Bard."}, {"start": 649.8399999999999, "end": 656.68, "text": " So I think one of our best players, we just found a reset after Dragon, and then we can"}, {"start": 656.6800000000001, "end": 658.6800000000001, "text": " I'm gonna look on the top to bottom, let me show you again."}, {"start": 665.6800000000001, "end": 667.6800000000001, "text": " Yeah, we're definitely gonna just show in a pickaxe."}, {"start": 667.6800000000001, "end": 671.6800000000001, "text": " I feel like this game would also be better for me to go for more of a tanky build."}, {"start": 671.6800000000001, "end": 673.6800000000001, "text": " Cause like especially versus like Draven."}, {"start": 674.6800000000001, "end": 679.6800000000001, "text": " Draven with exhaust, like, if you didn't know the exhaust I could go assassin both other fuckers."}, {"start": 679.6800000000001, "end": 688.48, "text": " Okay, so what we're going to do is we're going to play for the topside and then after topside"}, {"start": 688.48, "end": 689.48, "text": " clear we're going to knock on."}, {"start": 689.48, "end": 694.48, "text": " We're going to knock on the Herald."}, {"start": 694.48, "end": 704.84, "text": " Okay, so what we're going to do is we just play on the Ratted and then after Ratted it's"}, {"start": 704.84, "end": 707.0400000000001, "text": " the rest of the topside here."}, {"start": 707.04, "end": 712.04, "text": " Now the thing is that I'd love to come at crab, but the chance that crab would have been gone is ridiculous so high."}, {"start": 722.04, "end": 725.04, "text": " It's actually just that the flying orb you can see. Oh wow."}, {"start": 730.04, "end": 734.04, "text": " Okay so we actually have the possibility to go for this crab and then after we can get to the rest of the bot side."}, {"start": 734.04, "end": 744.04, "text": " I'm going to be real for you guys here, my archer is scaling really really nice here, my archer is really nice"}, {"start": 746.04, "end": 751.04, "text": " and Mikey there with 33 monosod Mac and you more than with 33 monosod, thank you guys"}, {"start": 753.04, "end": 757.04, "text": " you're going to play friend slob with Jinx later? yes we will be"}, {"start": 757.04, "end": 764.3199999999999, "text": " will be finally in the big leagues"}, {"start": 764.3199999999999, "end": 767.78, "text": " I don't know dude it's a it's okay view"}, {"start": 767.78, "end": 770.8, "text": " bother today so I don't know I give a"}, {"start": 770.8, "end": 773.36, "text": " listen the thing is guys that what if"}, {"start": 773.36, "end": 774.9599999999999, "text": " we're not getting you bought it think"}, {"start": 774.9599999999999, "end": 777.16, "text": " about it what if it wasn't actually a"}, {"start": 777.16, "end": 778.56, "text": " view but and they were actually just"}, {"start": 778.56, "end": 781.36, "text": " like almost 17,000 people watching you"}, {"start": 781.36, "end": 782.7199999999999, "text": " guys think there's a chance that I could"}, {"start": 782.7199999999999, "end": 785.48, "text": " actually be real you got this they're"}, {"start": 785.48, "end": 787.48, "text": " I'm gonna go like 2k a minute"}, {"start": 788.28, "end": 791.08, "text": " How many people are really just loving this stream?"}, {"start": 791.8000000000001, "end": 792.84, "text": " Think about it"}, {"start": 795.64, "end": 798.76, "text": " Guys realistically, what do you think the chance of that being real are?"}, {"start": 804.04, "end": 806.04, "text": " I don't mind going for the second"}, {"start": 815.48, "end": 824.5600000000001, "text": " Wow also fucked up this all to you and you have to look on the bar I know he"}, {"start": 824.5600000000001, "end": 833.96, "text": " doesn't have his you know that casting get zero kills let's actually work I'm a"}, {"start": 833.96, "end": 839.44, "text": " bod it's real okay guys let's see type one if you're a real person watching the"}, {"start": 839.44, "end": 843.4, "text": " stream to if you're a viewbot we actually need to see"}, {"start": 845.48, "end": 852.1800000000001, "text": " So now what we're going to do is we're going to play for our Shoujin and then I'll just"}, {"start": 852.1800000000001, "end": 853.1800000000001, "text": " hit the top to bottom."}, {"start": 853.1800000000001, "end": 856.1800000000001, "text": " So you just top to bottom to dragon."}, {"start": 856.1800000000001, "end": 867.0600000000001, "text": " Alright, let's see what you guys do."}, {"start": 867.0600000000001, "end": 871.98, "text": " Crugs to Gromp and then after we can look on the fucking crab here and as long as we"}, {"start": 871.98, "end": 878.98, "text": " do that it's gonna be okay"}, {"start": 883.94, "end": 890.94, "text": " so we're gonna do this we're gonna play on the uh... the Raptors"}, {"start": 892.24, "end": 894.6, "text": " and then after Raptors you look on cloud"}, {"start": 894.6, "end": 898.44, "text": " get a job!"}, {"start": 898.44, "end": 902.7800000000001, "text": " right now it's crazy about people saying get a job"}, {"start": 902.7800000000001, "end": 905.5, "text": " i'm a league of legends shimmered damas"}, {"start": 905.5, "end": 909.5400000000001, "text": " we are literally the hardest workers on the planet with the hardest jobs"}, {"start": 909.5400000000001, "end": 912.98, "text": " i don't give a fuck what you think about people working on oil rig"}, {"start": 912.98, "end": 916.6600000000001, "text": " i don't give a fuck what you think about surgeons or doctors or shit like that"}, {"start": 916.6600000000001, "end": 920.1, "text": " none of those people i've ever had to deal with a five game lost streak"}, {"start": 920.1, "end": 922.1, "text": " and then self-detect you up for the six"}, {"start": 922.1, "end": 922.7800000000001, "text": " you know what i mean"}, {"start": 922.7800000000001, "end": 923.86, "text": " none of them"}, {"start": 923.86, "end": 925.86, "text": " so i don't care guys like"}, {"start": 925.86, "end": 931.38, "text": " What do you think about all video game this video game that being a league of legends shimmers the hardest job on the planet"}, {"start": 931.38, "end": 934.54, "text": " And if you don't agree your leadership is fucking delusional cheers, bro"}, {"start": 935.3000000000001, "end": 937.3000000000001, "text": " It's a simple as that"}, {"start": 937.42, "end": 939.9, "text": " We work harder than anybody on the planet"}, {"start": 940.66, "end": 943.38, "text": " That this isn't even a job. This is like torture, bro"}, {"start": 946.5, "end": 949.94, "text": " Oh big all it's nice. I'm gonna see sauce soon very perfect"}, {"start": 955.86, "end": 957.86, "text": " And then we can look on the dragon."}, {"start": 961.86, "end": 963.86, "text": " You're a warrior? I am."}, {"start": 963.86, "end": 968.86, "text": " Most people clock in to work. I clock in to a fucking battle day in, day out."}, {"start": 976.86, "end": 980.86, "text": " Okay, so now we're going to do this, we're going to look for this, and after all our justry set, honestly."}, {"start": 980.86, "end": 986.0600000000001, "text": " I don't really feel like playing 2a Igro right now. As long as you can secure the dragons, we're gonna win this one."}, {"start": 989.5600000000001, "end": 995.5600000000001, "text": " I don't have someone you're off of nicotine today and I climbed out of iron, which I celebrate with. Congrats!"}, {"start": 996.5600000000001, "end": 998.0600000000001, "text": " But just think about it for a second."}, {"start": 999.96, "end": 1004.0600000000001, "text": " Don't you miss the feeling of calm that would take over you?"}, {"start": 1005.36, "end": 1009.86, "text": " Don't you miss how all your stresses would just wash away?"}, {"start": 1010.86, "end": 1012.86, "text": " is it?"}, {"start": 1012.86, "end": 1014.86, "text": " that's fucked"}, {"start": 1014.86, "end": 1016.86, "text": " please god do not realize"}, {"start": 1016.86, "end": 1018.86, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 1018.86, "end": 1020.86, "text": " so i've been with killing him another game though"}, {"start": 1020.86, "end": 1022.86, "text": " that's all you have to do"}, {"start": 1026.8600000000001, "end": 1028.8600000000001, "text": " okay so now we just hook on the wrappers"}, {"start": 1028.8600000000001, "end": 1030.8600000000001, "text": " and after we can look for the rest of the bot side"}, {"start": 1030.8600000000001, "end": 1032.8600000000001, "text": " or we can look on the castan"}, {"start": 1040.8600000000001, "end": 1045.8600000000001, "text": " I just got to zone him a little bit."}, {"start": 1045.8600000000001, "end": 1050.8600000000001, "text": " Oh, wait a second, wait a sec."}, {"start": 1050.8600000000001, "end": 1053.8600000000001, "text": " Oh god, I don't want to know what it's like."}, {"start": 1053.8600000000001, "end": 1056.8600000000001, "text": " I'll even ghost-frame him here."}, {"start": 1056.8600000000001, "end": 1062.8600000000001, "text": " Oh my god, they're blind!"}, {"start": 1062.8600000000001, "end": 1065.8600000000001, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 1065.8600000000001, "end": 1070.3600000000001, "text": " oh that sucks that sucks that sucks that sucks that sucks"}, {"start": 1070.3600000000001, "end": 1074.3600000000001, "text": " no my butt fucking smirks it's okay though"}, {"start": 1074.3600000000001, "end": 1077.3600000000001, "text": " we'll still be able to do this one this one easy"}, {"start": 1085.3600000000001, "end": 1089.3600000000001, "text": " alright how many games away are you from challenger"}, {"start": 1089.3600000000001, "end": 1098.2, "text": " You know what it feels like when people ask that?"}, {"start": 1098.2, "end": 1104.2800000000002, "text": " It's like imagine you're a trader, and you're like $900,000, right?"}, {"start": 1104.2800000000002, "end": 1108.2, "text": " And then you do one really bad trade one day, and you end up losing almost everything and"}, {"start": 1108.2, "end": 1111.96, "text": " now you got $90,000, right?"}, {"start": 1111.96, "end": 1116.88, "text": " And then it's like someone comes in, they're like, yo dude, help everything as well."}, {"start": 1116.88, "end": 1119.88, "text": " How far away are you from being a millionaire now?"}, {"start": 1120.7600000000002, "end": 1126.7600000000002, "text": " But it's like, bro, I'm not even a fucking THOUSAND DARE anymore!"}, {"start": 1127.68, "end": 1130.68, "text": " You know what I mean? It's like you're not even a fucking THOUSAND DARE!"}, {"start": 1131.4, "end": 1133.4, "text": " So what the fuck do you even do?"}, {"start": 1135.24, "end": 1137.24, "text": " But I don't know, maybe like, 13 runs?"}, {"start": 1137.72, "end": 1138.44, "text": " Never take?"}, {"start": 1142.88, "end": 1146.48, "text": " Yeah, so now we gotta look for the bot side and then after the bot side, we can honestly look on their plugs."}, {"start": 1146.88, "end": 1153.88, "text": " now they just gonna play on the console again"}, {"start": 1165.7600000000002, "end": 1169.7600000000002, "text": " just buying view bots shut up"}, {"start": 1169.7600000000002, "end": 1174.3600000000001, "text": " guys we're not getting view-botted it's a real viewers"}, {"start": 1174.3600000000001, "end": 1176.3600000000001, "text": " Shhhh!"}, {"start": 1176.3600000000001, "end": 1178.3600000000001, "text": " Shhhh!"}, {"start": 1178.3600000000001, "end": 1180.3600000000001, "text": " Shhhh!"}, {"start": 1180.3600000000001, "end": 1182.3600000000001, "text": " Shhhh!"}, {"start": 1182.3600000000001, "end": 1184.3600000000001, "text": " Guys, it's IT!"}, {"start": 1184.3600000000001, "end": 1186.3600000000001, "text": " Guys, we're at almost 20,000"}, {"start": 1186.3600000000001, "end": 1188.3600000000001, "text": " real viewers!"}, {"start": 1188.3600000000001, "end": 1190.3600000000001, "text": " W's in the chat for all the support!"}, {"start": 1190.3600000000001, "end": 1192.3600000000001, "text": " Shhhh!"}, {"start": 1192.3600000000001, "end": 1194.3600000000001, "text": " Shhhh!"}, {"start": 1194.3600000000001, "end": 1196.3600000000001, "text": " Alright, let's look at the..."}, {"start": 1196.3600000000001, "end": 1198.3600000000001, "text": " Let's look at the arrow though."}, {"start": 1204.3600000000001, "end": 1207.3600000000001, "text": " Honestly, if I get that health, I'll probably just look for an invade on the stop side."}, {"start": 1219.3600000000001, "end": 1221.3600000000001, "text": " We honestly have to look on this here."}, {"start": 1222.3600000000001, "end": 1223.3600000000001, "text": " Nothing in the sub."}, {"start": 1228.3600000000001, "end": 1232.3600000000001, "text": " Yeah, the only thing is you don't really have any opportunities for like ganks top ever."}, {"start": 1234.3600000000001, "end": 1241.3600000000001, "text": " what the fuck am i listening to?"}, {"start": 1245.0800000000002, "end": 1248.2800000000002, "text": " okay, i'm gonna be honest for the first few seconds about what a hard lesson"}, {"start": 1248.2800000000002, "end": 1255.2800000000002, "text": " but i think it's gonna be about it now"}, {"start": 1258.1200000000001, "end": 1263.1200000000001, "text": " who is this guy? why do you have so many viewers?"}, {"start": 1263.1200000000001, "end": 1275.72, "text": " I'm a league shim bro we're getting re-botted that's what some random guys"}, {"start": 1275.72, "end": 1280.7600000000002, "text": " re-botted he's been doing it recently it's like everyone hi-fives was having"}, {"start": 1280.7600000000002, "end": 1287.1200000000001, "text": " like 60,000 viewers yesterday I'm like"}, {"start": 1293.1200000000001, "end": 1299.1200000000001, "text": " oh my god please please please"}, {"start": 1299.1200000000001, "end": 1304.2800000000002, "text": " I mean that's a gg just some lucky"}, {"start": 1304.2800000000002, "end": 1310.2800000000002, "text": " like what do you want me to say"}, {"start": 1310.2800000000002, "end": 1315.2800000000002, "text": " OH MY GOD MY GIN!!!"}, {"start": 1315.2800000000002, "end": 1319.2800000000002, "text": " ah post"}, {"start": 1319.28, "end": 1321.58, "text": " And uh, some stuns are 5-gifted for Shy."}, {"start": 1321.58, "end": 1322.58, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1324.58, "end": 1327.08, "text": " Some random guy, kooky random guy."}, {"start": 1327.08, "end": 1330.08, "text": " I mean, what would I have to gain by viewbotting? Think about it."}, {"start": 1330.58, "end": 1333.08, "text": " The only thing that shimmers at better, like,"}, {"start": 1333.08, "end": 1335.8799999999999, "text": " let's see how the size of my right now have to gain by viewbotting?"}, {"start": 1335.8799999999999, "end": 1339.8799999999999, "text": " It's like, people just make fun of them for getting viewbotted, right?"}, {"start": 1342.08, "end": 1345.08, "text": " See, like, there's a guy that just goes around and viewbotting people."}, {"start": 1349.28, "end": 1360.3999999999999, "text": " baby tonight beautiful now I really want to just promise you know I thought that"}, {"start": 1360.3999999999999, "end": 1363.52, "text": " was like a TP channel"}, {"start": 1379.28, "end": 1384.28, "text": " Nice nice nice nice nice nice!"}, {"start": 1384.28, "end": 1387.28, "text": " Oh man..."}, {"start": 1387.28, "end": 1390.28, "text": " Oh the captain is sitting nice, okay?"}, {"start": 1390.28, "end": 1392.28, "text": " He's sitting..."}, {"start": 1392.28, "end": 1393.28, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 1393.28, "end": 1395.28, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 1395.28, "end": 1410.6, "text": " Okay, I want to just found the rest of the topside clear after this and then we can honestly"}, {"start": 1410.6, "end": 1411.6, "text": " be chill."}, {"start": 1411.6000000000001, "end": 1417.6000000000001, "text": " We disappear, and as the clock, it'll feel as if we're beautiful."}, {"start": 1421.6000000000001, "end": 1425.6000000000001, "text": " It's almost like 1-2k actual people here right now."}, {"start": 1425.6000000000001, "end": 1426.6000000000001, "text": " Wait, let's see."}, {"start": 1426.6000000000001, "end": 1428.6000000000001, "text": " Chat, type 1 if you're a real viewer."}, {"start": 1428.6000000000001, "end": 1432.6000000000001, "text": " Even if you're a lurker, even if you're not followed, like everyone."}, {"start": 1432.6000000000001, "end": 1434.6000000000001, "text": " Type 1 if you're a real viewer."}, {"start": 1434.6000000000001, "end": 1436.6000000000001, "text": " And then 1 of you guys count it."}, {"start": 1436.6000000000001, "end": 1438.6000000000001, "text": " We can count the real viewers."}, {"start": 1438.6000000000001, "end": 1445.8000000000002, "text": " My guess is that we're getting divided by 10k right now, so I'm guessing we're at 3900."}, {"start": 1445.8000000000002, "end": 1450.0400000000002, "text": " If I had to guess, now it's a bit of a crazy guess, but that's my guess."}, {"start": 1450.0400000000002, "end": 1452.88, "text": " Don't be doing a weird attack later by the TTS."}, {"start": 1452.88, "end": 1458.64, "text": " Bro, Snow...no, listen, that's... listen, ask Jinxie that, bro."}, {"start": 1458.64, "end": 1461.0800000000002, "text": " Only Jinxie knows the answer, you can't ask me that."}, {"start": 1468.6000000000001, "end": 1477.96, "text": " I wonder if we could actually play for the blue and the bot side clear."}, {"start": 1477.96, "end": 1481.88, "text": " Like bot side clear or Loki could go crazy."}, {"start": 1481.88, "end": 1482.88, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 1482.88, "end": 1490.88, "text": " Oh, you're fucking done."}, {"start": 1490.88, "end": 1508.6000000000001, "text": " I mean, that wasn't good, I shouldn't have done that, okay it's fine, listen, the second"}, {"start": 1508.6000000000001, "end": 1516.68, "text": " I get my random to ruin a good spot, I don't test make up whole, you guys think that'll"}, {"start": 1516.68, "end": 1518.0800000000002, "text": " work?"}, {"start": 1518.08, "end": 1520.8999999999999, "text": " Are you a real viewer?"}, {"start": 1520.8999999999999, "end": 1521.8999999999999, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 1521.8999999999999, "end": 1522.8999999999999, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1522.8999999999999, "end": 1532.48, "text": " Alright guys, let's see how many real viewers we have."}, {"start": 1548.08, "end": 1550.1399999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1578.08, "end": 1580.1399999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1608.08, "end": 1610.1399999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1638.08, "end": 1640.1399999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1668.08, "end": 1670.1399999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1698.08, "end": 1700.1399999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1728.08, "end": 1733.4399999999998, "text": " tanner collins are some shit that don't need that dude"}, {"start": 1733.4399999999998, "end": 1740.4399999999998, "text": " it's fake don't know do not believe it"}, {"start": 1743.6, "end": 1746.56, "text": " it has to play for this you know"}, {"start": 1746.56, "end": 1747.56, "text": " caught"}, {"start": 1747.56, "end": 1751.1599999999999, "text": " dude it's not caught bro"}, {"start": 1751.16, "end": 1758.16, "text": " but he's obviously lying"}, {"start": 1766.6000000000001, "end": 1769.5600000000002, "text": " oh wow"}, {"start": 1769.5600000000002, "end": 1776.5600000000002, "text": " this is my team and I have a chance of winning this 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guys saying?"}, {"start": 1832.84, "end": 1834.6, "text": " It's the first game of the day, cursed."}, {"start": 1836.56, "end": 1840.1799999999998, "text": " I mean like we have soul though, we just have to make sure that we kill Kassel"}, {"start": 1841.02, "end": 1843.02, "text": " Driven doesn't have exhaust this next fight either"}, {"start": 1866.56, "end": 1870.56, "text": " What the fuck are we doing retards?"}, {"start": 1870.56, "end": 1873.56, "text": " Hey Dante, this is Tanner Collins from viewblog.com."}, {"start": 1873.56, "end": 1876.56, "text": " I would appreciate if you built Daxmi live on stream."}, {"start": 1876.56, "end": 1879.56, "text": " Anyone enjoy the premium meal I package?"}, {"start": 1879.56, "end": 1883.56, "text": " No dude, I'm actually tilted now. Like I'm not okay, I'm actually tilted now."}, {"start": 1883.56, "end": 1890.56, "text": " Hi, it's Raj Punjavi from View Factory. Thank you for your purchase. Let me know if you need more."}, {"start": 1890.56, "end": 1893.56, "text": " Guys, these are obviously fake donations."}, {"start": 1896.56, "end": 1901.08, "text": " Yo you guys know about the fucking DOLLE?"}, {"start": 1901.08, "end": 1903.56, "text": " That's the heckle of the world."}, {"start": 1903.56, "end": 1907.56, "text": " Newbott number 13,432 years."}, {"start": 1907.56, "end": 1909.56, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1926.44, "end": 1928.8799999999999, "text": " Damn I shan't tilt it we're gonna lose this game"}, {"start": 1931.04, "end": 1934.1399999999999, "text": " We're gonna lose this game because one guy just outscaled our entire team"}, {"start": 1934.44, "end": 1936.44, "text": " on my buds"}, {"start": 1937.56, "end": 1939.56, "text": " and"}, {"start": 1958.56, "end": 1960.56, "text": " I mean our gen is hitting for some good damage"}, {"start": 1967.56, "end": 1983.56, "text": " I'm gonna just die to the FUCKING CHRIST!!!"}, {"start": 1983.56, "end": 1993.56, "text": " Guys, I'm actually getting tilted."}, {"start": 1993.56, "end": 1994.56, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 1994.56, "end": 2001.56, "text": " it's my first game of the day i'm already getting tilted"}, {"start": 2001.56, "end": 2008.56, "text": " i mean you're just a minor war"}, {"start": 2012.76, "end": 2015.56, "text": " oh god we're gonna fucking lose"}, {"start": 2015.56, "end": 2022.56, "text": " i already know we're gonna lose like i already know we're gonna lose too"}, {"start": 2022.56, "end": 2027.56, "text": " No, no, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not."}, {"start": 2040.56, "end": 2042.56, "text": " Ah, maybe not, maybe not."}, {"start": 2052.56, "end": 2056.2799999999997, "text": " Are you fucking stupid idiot?"}, {"start": 2056.2799999999997, "end": 2066.24, "text": " Oh my god, no guys, I'm gonna be honest, this team is fucking iron."}, {"start": 2066.24, "end": 2068.24, "text": " They're even worse than iron."}, {"start": 2068.24, "end": 2069.24, "text": " We lost."}, {"start": 2069.24, "end": 2070.24, "text": " We really did lose."}, {"start": 2070.24, "end": 2082.52, "text": " Well, I'm gonna be honest, I can't even scream at you because of how total am I."}, {"start": 2082.52, "end": 2086.52, "text": " the way that this game is going. I got my team clouds on, they're just so dis-"}, {"start": 2094.52, "end": 2096.52, "text": " Like a red ration loose."}, {"start": 2099.52, "end": 2103.52, "text": " No, I might get genuinely fucking like tilted as fuck."}, {"start": 2112.52, "end": 2117.52, "text": " Yeah, of course."}, {"start": 2117.52, "end": 2123.52, "text": " I mean, peace law is fucked, though."}, {"start": 2123.52, "end": 2126.52, "text": " It's only making a baron."}, {"start": 2126.52, "end": 2132.52, "text": " You can probably saw it all there."}, {"start": 2132.52, "end": 2137.52, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 2137.52, "end": 2146.52, "text": " It's a rough one."}, {"start": 2146.52, "end": 2150.52, "text": " Guys, it's a fucking rough one."}, {"start": 2150.52, "end": 2157.52, "text": " I'd be lying if I said it wasn't."}, {"start": 2157.52, "end": 2159.52, "text": " I recommend that you're the boosting servant."}, {"start": 2159.52, "end": 2162.52, "text": " I have been having a tough time losing games recently."}, {"start": 2162.52, "end": 2165.52, "text": " I would like to be ranked back to Diamond as soon as possible."}, {"start": 2165.52, "end": 2168.52, "text": " I have reviewed your last few games and you seem to be the one to-"}, {"start": 2168.52, "end": 2171.52, "text": " SHUT THE FUCK UP!"}, {"start": 2171.52, "end": 2172.52, "text": " SHUT I AM!"}, {"start": 2172.52, "end": 2175.52, "text": " I'm blasting music so don't close your fuckers anymore."}, {"start": 2187.52, "end": 2189.92, "text": " Turned by a lady, a pretty girl"}, {"start": 2189.92, "end": 2192.52, "text": " I knew it wasn't a lie"}, {"start": 2192.92, "end": 2194.52, "text": " Have a hold to this"}, {"start": 2194.52, "end": 2195.92, "text": " While you're holding a breath"}, {"start": 2195.92, "end": 2199.12, "text": " It's got the power to fell on the body"}, {"start": 2217.52, "end": 2232.82, "text": " Oh my god, hey washers are"}, {"start": 2232.82, "end": 2234.82, "text": " You are BASTED!"}, {"start": 2234.82, "end": 2236.82, "text": " Yo come on guys!"}, {"start": 2236.82, "end": 2238.82, "text": " You are the donators now!"}, {"start": 2238.82, "end": 2240.82, "text": " Fucking bastards!"}, {"start": 2240.82, "end": 2242.82, "text": " That's what I thought."}, {"start": 2242.82, "end": 2244.82, "text": " It's a little dance now."}, {"start": 2248.82, "end": 2249.82, "text": " Wooo!"}, {"start": 2249.82, "end": 2251.82, "text": " Alright, days off to a good start."}, {"start": 2251.82, "end": 2252.82, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 2253.82, "end": 2255.82, "text": " Oh my god, that's so needed."}, {"start": 2255.82, "end": 2265.82, "text": " easy as fuck, and uh, bagamon there in the bagamon and slug back, thank you"}, {"start": 2265.82, "end": 2276.82, "text": " can you look at the replay please, now though, we got a queue up right now"}, {"start": 2276.82, "end": 2283.52, "text": " It's like we're just showing."}, {"start": 2283.52, "end": 2284.52, "text": " What in the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 2284.52, "end": 2285.52, "text": " I don't know either."}, {"start": 2285.52, "end": 2286.52, "text": " Perfect end of witness by 15,000 viewbots."}, {"start": 2286.52, "end": 2287.52, "text": " You're alone!"}, {"start": 2287.52, "end": 2288.52, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 2288.52, "end": 2299.52, "text": " Guys, guys, you do know, listen, even if there is someone viewbotting us, it doesn't mean"}, {"start": 2299.52, "end": 2301.7200000000003, "text": " that there is zero real viewers."}, {"start": 2301.7200000000003, "end": 2302.7200000000003, "text": " You get this, right?"}, {"start": 2302.7200000000003, "end": 2305.28, "text": " I didn't mean that there's zero real viewers."}, {"start": 2305.28, "end": 2307.4, "text": " You get this, right?"}, {"start": 2307.4, "end": 2310.8, "text": " Like, these chat messages are real messages."}, {"start": 2310.8, "end": 2312.92, "text": " There are people that have been typing in the chat"}, {"start": 2312.92, "end": 2314.92, "text": " for a week, months, or years."}, {"start": 2318.92, "end": 2320.0800000000004, "text": " Or years now."}, {"start": 2320.0800000000004, "end": 2325.0800000000004, "text": " Like, dude, it's not perfect and witnessed by 15K view bots."}, {"start": 2325.5200000000004, "end": 2327.28, "text": " Like, what are we even saying, dude?"}, {"start": 2329.0800000000004, "end": 2330.92, "text": " It's like it was really not."}, {"start": 2332.7200000000003, "end": 2337.7200000000003, "text": " The fuckbook found from you."}, {"start": 2337.7200000000003, "end": 2339.7200000000003, "text": " You guys know motherfuckin' don't!"}, {"start": 2339.7200000000003, "end": 2340.7200000000003, "text": " The best happened to me."}, {"start": 2340.7200000000003, "end": 2342.7200000000003, "text": " And uh, Chroma there in the prime and Claymore there in the book."}, {"start": 2342.7200000000003, "end": 2343.7200000000003, "text": " I know my mom."}, {"start": 2343.7200000000003, "end": 2344.7200000000003, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2344.7200000000003, "end": 2346.7200000000003, "text": " Guys, you are not bots."}, {"start": 2346.7200000000003, "end": 2347.7200000000003, "text": " Okay, you know what?"}, {"start": 2347.7200000000003, "end": 2348.7200000000003, "text": " Fine, fine."}, {"start": 2348.7200000000003, "end": 2349.7200000000003, "text": " Prove it, prove it."}, {"start": 2349.7200000000003, "end": 2357.7200000000003, "text": " If you're a viewbot, prime sub right now for free with Amazon Prime by linking your Amazon account to your Twitch."}, {"start": 2357.7200000000003, "end": 2359.7200000000003, "text": " If you're actually a viewbot, okay?"}, {"start": 2359.7200000000003, "end": 2366.26, "text": " Okay, if I'm really getting view-botted right by everyone then every viewbot right now"}, {"start": 2366.8, "end": 2375.1600000000003, "text": " Sub with Amazon Prime. Let's see. Let's see how many viewbots. I'm telling you no one's gonna prime sub nobody's gonna prime sub absolutely nobody"}, {"start": 2376.0000000000005, "end": 2380.94, "text": " Because the thing is we have real fucking viewers. We have real viewers. Oh"}, {"start": 2381.26, "end": 2388.5000000000005, "text": " Wow that guy wow that guy subbed prime before the delay that caught up. Well, that's that's pretty disconcerting"}, {"start": 2388.5, "end": 2392.1, "text": " I'd say you from the farm if you shut up. Oh, no"}, {"start": 2392.86, "end": 2397.66, "text": " Guys, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo guys guys guys guys"}, {"start": 2403.66, "end": 2405.66, "text": " You guys are not view bots"}, {"start": 2407.1, "end": 2411.86, "text": " But freaks in and doc house and asur prime's and jade open 17 months on that. Thank you"}, {"start": 2411.86, "end": 2413.86, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?"}, {"start": 2413.86, "end": 2415.86, "text": " Best hacker in the world."}, {"start": 2415.86, "end": 2417.86, "text": " Ah, well, let me do that. You and Jimny go to..."}, {"start": 2417.86, "end": 2419.86, "text": " You and I go to Jimny one day."}, {"start": 2419.86, "end": 2421.86, "text": " Ah, we'll see. That's amazing."}, {"start": 2421.86, "end": 2422.86, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2422.86, "end": 2424.86, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2424.86, "end": 2426.86, "text": " There's no way..."}, {"start": 2426.86, "end": 2429.86, "text": " There's no way we got 15 primes off that."}, {"start": 2429.86, "end": 2431.86, "text": " Are you guys fucking serious?"}, {"start": 2431.86, "end": 2433.86, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?"}, {"start": 2433.86, "end": 2436.86, "text": " Guys! Are you guys fucking trying?"}, {"start": 2436.86, "end": 2438.86, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 2438.86, "end": 2440.86, "text": " You guys are not view bots."}, {"start": 2440.86, "end": 2450.86, "text": " But Hunter Rick, as skeleton, oh my fucking god, uh, Fevver, BamGam, Gary, Buck, Shot,"}, {"start": 2450.86, "end": 2452.86, "text": " Medzi, that's what it sounds like for sure."}, {"start": 2452.86, "end": 2455.86, "text": " Thank you, but you guys are not view bots, I don't care."}, {"start": 2455.86, "end": 2458.86, "text": " You guys are not fucking view bots, bro."}, {"start": 2458.86, "end": 2460.86, "text": " You guys are real viewers, okay?"}, {"start": 2460.86, "end": 2462.86, "text": " Well, let's make it clear."}, {"start": 2464.86, "end": 2467.86, "text": " Insufficient funds!"}, {"start": 2467.86, "end": 2472.86, "text": " Don't us with no view bots equals 100 viewers."}, {"start": 2472.86, "end": 2474.86, "text": " Are you guys no motherfuckin' bone?"}, {"start": 2474.86, "end": 2477.86, "text": " All bots apart from your girlfriend."}, {"start": 2477.86, "end": 2479.86, "text": " SHE'S MY WIFE!"}, {"start": 2482.86, "end": 2484.86, "text": " Yo you guys no motherfuckin' bone?"}, {"start": 2484.86, "end": 2486.86, "text": " Best hacker in the world."}, {"start": 2486.86, "end": 2491.86, "text": " Bro, bro, dude, you are such a horrible person."}, {"start": 2491.86, "end": 2494.86, "text": " Did you guys read with this fuckin' asshole type?"}, {"start": 2494.86, "end": 2495.86, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 2495.86, "end": 2496.86, "text": " Best hacker in the world."}, {"start": 2496.86, "end": 2497.36, "text": " haha"}, {"start": 2497.76, "end": 2499.56, "text": " read his logs today, look"}, {"start": 2500.86, "end": 2502.86, "text": " I'm Chinese and you paid me to watch"}, {"start": 2502.86, "end": 2503.96, "text": " he's a viewbotter"}, {"start": 2504.36, "end": 2505.56, "text": " this rumor is so chill"}, {"start": 2505.96, "end": 2508.1600000000003, "text": " bad music won't help you win"}, {"start": 2508.56, "end": 2509.1600000000003, "text": " I win?"}, {"start": 2509.56, "end": 2510.1600000000003, "text": " carried"}, {"start": 2510.1600000000003, "end": 2511.06, "text": " haha"}, {"start": 2511.56, "end": 2513.1600000000003, "text": " your family doesn't count"}, {"start": 2513.56, "end": 2514.6600000000003, "text": " all bots are born"}, {"start": 2514.96, "end": 2515.46, "text": " like"}, {"start": 2515.6600000000003, "end": 2519.06, "text": " are you-are you fucking retarded dude for diving this shit?"}, {"start": 2519.56, "end": 2521.26, "text": " no way you're serious"}, {"start": 2524.06, "end": 2525.56, "text": " enjoy my damn time as well"}, {"start": 2526.06, "end": 2526.56, "text": " thank you"}, {"start": 2526.86, "end": 2528.86, "text": " heckle in the world"}, {"start": 2538.3, "end": 2540.3, "text": " I think that's bad jungles out of on"}, {"start": 2545.7400000000002, "end": 2547.7400000000002, "text": " Hi, let's get Jeremy"}, {"start": 2556.86, "end": 2561.0, "text": " stop getting you stop getting you body to give you hopes of reaching"}, {"start": 2561.0, "end": 2561.96, "text": " challenger"}, {"start": 2561.96, "end": 2565.6, "text": " we all know diamond one is where you belong"}, {"start": 2565.6, "end": 2572.6, "text": " are you a fucking moron"}, {"start": 2575.6, "end": 2576.6, "text": " are you"}, {"start": 2576.6, "end": 2580.76, "text": " dude are you a retard"}, {"start": 2580.76, "end": 2585.8, "text": " oh my fucking god"}, {"start": 2585.8, "end": 2588.36, "text": " let's focus up guys focus up"}, {"start": 2588.36, "end": 2589.6400000000003, "text": " yo you guys know motherfuckin'"}, {"start": 2589.6400000000003, "end": 2591.84, "text": " focus"}, {"start": 2591.84, "end": 2594.36, "text": " focus"}, {"start": 2594.36, "end": 2601.36, "text": " and uh... i'm seren so welcome thank you"}, {"start": 2613.48, "end": 2615.36, "text": " oh wait what the fuck"}, {"start": 2615.36, "end": 2618.42, "text": " oh my god nice nice very nice"}, {"start": 2618.42, "end": 2622.42, "text": " uh... jackson's check it out"}, {"start": 2629.2200000000003, "end": 2636.2200000000003, "text": " if i go for my rent you know i don't get too much"}, {"start": 2645.36, "end": 2666.36, "text": " HAHAHAHA, can't escape that, can't run, HAHAHAHA, can't escape that, can't run, HAHAHAHA,"}, {"start": 2696.36, "end": 2700.36, "text": " Alright, we can run. Thank Christ."}, {"start": 2704.36, "end": 2708.36, "text": " Okay, so what we do is we just play bots atop and then we're good."}, {"start": 2716.36, "end": 2720.36, "text": " Guys, the good news is that Briar should have other one in the game after what happens to me level one."}, {"start": 2720.36, "end": 2724.36, "text": " But because she got like shit on her, my blue, it might actually be the one selling."}, {"start": 2726.36, "end": 2728.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2738.04, "end": 2740.04, "text": " There's no I'm getting invaded again bro"}, {"start": 2741.6, "end": 2746.4, "text": " No, I was actually about to crash out bro. I don't like it. I was actually about to crash the fuck out"}, {"start": 2756.36, "end": 2767.36, "text": " Ok so the good news is we can play for the rest of our clear and then afterwards I'm going to be honest I think I definitely look on the bottom grab"}, {"start": 2767.36, "end": 2778.1600000000003, "text": " that fuck am I listening to"}, {"start": 2778.1600000000003, "end": 2795.04, "text": " game maybe it's on the battle it's on the battle for all"}, {"start": 2795.04, "end": 2797.04, "text": " When's the last time you've been to the gym?"}, {"start": 2797.84, "end": 2800.24, "text": " THIS MORNING!"}, {"start": 2800.84, "end": 2802.64, "text": " Bro, it's enough!"}, {"start": 2803.14, "end": 2805.14, "text": " You're a viewbotter, you're diamond one!"}, {"start": 2805.34, "end": 2806.24, "text": " You're gonna lose!"}, {"start": 2806.44, "end": 2807.74, "text": " SHUT UP!"}, {"start": 2807.94, "end": 2809.94, "text": " I know, I'm scaredy!"}, {"start": 2810.34, "end": 2811.14, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 2811.94, "end": 2814.24, "text": " Can I get one compliment?"}, {"start": 2814.54, "end": 2816.14, "text": " One nice thing!"}, {"start": 2820.74, "end": 2823.34, "text": " Can someone say one nice thing?"}, {"start": 2823.64, "end": 2824.74, "text": " PLEASE!"}, {"start": 2825.04, "end": 2830.04, "text": " God damn it!"}, {"start": 2830.04, "end": 2832.04, "text": " Alright, let's do this up here."}, {"start": 2841.04, "end": 2842.04, "text": " Oh my god, come on."}, {"start": 2850.04, "end": 2852.04, "text": " Oh man, I'm just fucking that out, aren't I?"}, {"start": 2853.04, "end": 2854.04, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2854.04, "end": 2856.04, "text": " So that rotates up"}, {"start": 2858.56, "end": 2861.32, "text": " You look a dapper all right, we'll take that"}, {"start": 2862.72, "end": 2864.72, "text": " You have a pretty wife"}, {"start": 2865.36, "end": 2868.12, "text": " Okay, you know what fucking I'll take that I mean"}, {"start": 2868.68, "end": 2870.68, "text": " We'll take it. We'll take it"}, {"start": 2872.8, "end": 2876.72, "text": " And I said he worked on time and the mother for months. Look back"}, {"start": 2876.7200000000003, "end": 2878.7200000000003, "text": " Let's get buddy."}, {"start": 2878.7200000000003, "end": 2883.7200000000003, "text": " Hey Dante's, I noticed you went on a 5 game losing streak."}, {"start": 2883.7200000000003, "end": 2887.7200000000003, "text": " Keep that up and you'll be with JYNXDI in Iron One."}, {"start": 2887.7200000000003, "end": 2889.7200000000003, "text": " Cheers you piece of shit."}, {"start": 2889.7200000000003, "end": 2891.7200000000003, "text": " What the fuck did I do to you?"}, {"start": 2891.7200000000003, "end": 2897.7200000000003, "text": " You know it's like, sometimes people donate these like awful messages"}, {"start": 2897.7200000000003, "end": 2901.7200000000003, "text": " and I just think myself, what the fuck did I ever do to you?"}, {"start": 2901.7200000000003, "end": 2903.7200000000003, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2903.7200000000003, "end": 2906.5200000000004, "text": " It's like that guy, you know what the worst part is?"}, {"start": 2906.5200000000004, "end": 2909.0800000000004, "text": " So that guy's gonna wake up in his foster home, right?"}, {"start": 2909.0800000000004, "end": 2910.92, "text": " His foster parents are gonna beat him."}, {"start": 2910.92, "end": 2912.76, "text": " He's gonna go to the social worker."}, {"start": 2912.76, "end": 2914.6000000000004, "text": " The social worker's gonna beat him."}, {"start": 2914.6000000000004, "end": 2916.0400000000004, "text": " He's gonna go to school."}, {"start": 2916.0400000000004, "end": 2917.8, "text": " The bullies are gonna beat him."}, {"start": 2917.8, "end": 2919.8, "text": " And then who does he take it out on?"}, {"start": 2919.8, "end": 2921.0800000000004, "text": " Fuckin' Don Tess."}, {"start": 2921.0800000000004, "end": 2923.0000000000005, "text": " So then he boots up my stream"}, {"start": 2923.0000000000005, "end": 2926.2000000000003, "text": " and starts calling me a hard-stud piece of shit bastard."}, {"start": 2926.2000000000003, "end": 2931.5600000000004, "text": " But it's like, why the fuck am I the recipient of your anger?"}, {"start": 2931.5600000000004, "end": 2933.1600000000003, "text": " What the fuck did I do?"}, {"start": 2933.7200000000003, "end": 2935.7200000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2942.96, "end": 2946.26, "text": " That's good big ol, thank you for your game into this game to join with Hackeron."}, {"start": 2946.26, "end": 2948.26, "text": " Aw, thank you all."}, {"start": 2948.26, "end": 2949.26, "text": " Appreciate that."}, {"start": 2960.1200000000003, "end": 2962.6200000000003, "text": " Harmon wants to just like kill the Shen here, Loki."}, {"start": 2963.7200000000003, "end": 2973.7200000000003, "text": " Oh yeah we got some for sure."}, {"start": 2973.7200000000003, "end": 2981.7200000000003, "text": " You saw me sweaty cannon, no you didn't."}, {"start": 2981.7200000000003, "end": 2982.7200000000003, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 2982.7200000000003, "end": 2990.7200000000003, "text": " Okay, I really really really want to look on the ground because then after ground we"}, {"start": 2990.7200000000003, "end": 2992.7200000000003, "text": " muck on the wolves"}, {"start": 2993.7200000000003, "end": 2997.88, "text": " Hey, don't tell us who plays together last night told you on accident wanted to say sorry"}, {"start": 2998.2000000000003, "end": 3000.28, "text": " The fuck is your sorry gonna bring me bro?"}, {"start": 3000.96, "end": 3008.1400000000003, "text": " You know what I mean? It's like it's like somebody it's like you're you said that you get a call that your parents died in like some kind of like"}, {"start": 3008.1400000000003, "end": 3013.82, "text": " Fucking freak car accident and then someone brings your doorbell the next and he's like you know dude listen"}, {"start": 3014.0400000000004, "end": 3017.1200000000003, "text": " I'm really sorry the last night"}, {"start": 3017.12, "end": 3021.16, "text": " I just got fucking hammered and I killed your fucking entire family on accident"}, {"start": 3021.3599999999997, "end": 3026.54, "text": " But it's like dude. What the fuck does that bring me with your fucking sorry, dude?"}, {"start": 3027.16, "end": 3031.6, "text": " You send me and win trade me. How about that? How about that as a fucking sorry?"}, {"start": 3033.04, "end": 3035.04, "text": " No, don't actually"}, {"start": 3035.4, "end": 3037.4, "text": " You're good bro. No, I'm on it"}, {"start": 3037.4, "end": 3043.6, "text": " I am major league and first time here. After yesterday's training, officially quickly. Thank you."}, {"start": 3067.4, "end": 3076.4, "text": " Okay, so getting these grubs looks... oh no."}, {"start": 3076.4, "end": 3077.4, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 3077.4, "end": 3083.4, "text": " Wait, don't I win this?"}, {"start": 3083.4, "end": 3084.4, "text": " Like..."}, {"start": 3084.4, "end": 3085.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3085.4, "end": 3087.4, "text": " Like..."}, {"start": 3087.4, "end": 3089.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3089.4, "end": 3091.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3091.4, "end": 3093.4, "text": " No, like guys, I'm..."}, {"start": 3093.4, "end": 3095.4, "text": " I'm..."}, {"start": 3105.4, "end": 3107.4, "text": " Fucking sponge bitch."}, {"start": 3107.4, "end": 3109.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3109.4, "end": 3111.4, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 3111.4, "end": 3116.4, "text": " I forgot this shrooming song."}, {"start": 3116.4, "end": 3117.4, "text": " Ah, anyways."}, {"start": 3122.4, "end": 3124.4, "text": " Okay, so no one's going to have to do this."}, {"start": 3124.4, "end": 3127.4, "text": " I think I just found my crab, but no, no, no."}, {"start": 3127.4, "end": 3128.4, "text": " She's on my left."}, {"start": 3136.4, "end": 3137.4, "text": " Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill."}, {"start": 3138.4, "end": 3139.4, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 3139.4, "end": 3140.4, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 3140.4, "end": 3142.4, "text": " YEES!!"}, {"start": 3142.4, "end": 3144.2400000000002, "text": " YEEEEEES!"}, {"start": 3151.6800000000003, "end": 3153.6800000000003, "text": " Oh, this is a nice one, I like this one."}, {"start": 3162.82, "end": 3164.9, "text": " I love fucking juicent areas guys, let's go"}, {"start": 3164.9, "end": 3173.86, "text": " Even if I gank mid he just recast the end and snaps back."}, {"start": 3173.86, "end": 3179.82, "text": " It's like imagine playing against Joan is like dating a schizophrenic person with like"}, {"start": 3179.82, "end": 3182.9, "text": " three personalities and you want to like insult them to hurt them."}, {"start": 3182.9, "end": 3186.06, "text": " But the problem is that if you insult one of their personalities they just snap back"}, {"start": 3186.06, "end": 3189.26, "text": " to the other one and they forget everything."}, {"start": 3189.26, "end": 3190.26, "text": " So it's like there's no point."}, {"start": 3190.26, "end": 3192.26, "text": " Like it might as well just give your mouth shut."}, {"start": 3199.7000000000003, "end": 3201.2000000000003, "text": " Yo Zyra!"}, {"start": 3201.2000000000003, "end": 3203.2000000000003, "text": " Where's your flash!"}, {"start": 3203.2000000000003, "end": 3205.2000000000003, "text": " BITCH!"}, {"start": 3213.1200000000003, "end": 3215.1200000000003, "text": " Okay we never even want to get the cop here."}, {"start": 3220.26, "end": 3246.26, "text": " I'm going to reset the item, we're going to play for the dragon out basically."}, {"start": 3246.26, "end": 3259.0600000000004, "text": " I'm gonna be honest I gotta say I don't wanna go down the side of this like man."}, {"start": 3259.0600000000004, "end": 3261.5, "text": " I don't have swag going bald."}, {"start": 3261.5, "end": 3262.5, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 3262.5, "end": 3263.5, "text": " Like."}, {"start": 3263.5, "end": 3264.5, "text": " Fuck off!"}, {"start": 3264.5, "end": 3265.5, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 3265.5, "end": 3271.5, "text": " FUCK OFF!"}, {"start": 3271.5, "end": 3274.5, "text": " PLEASE!"}, {"start": 3274.5, "end": 3278.5, "text": " Now my fucking hairline's getting attacked!"}, {"start": 3278.5, "end": 3284.5, "text": " Jesus!"}, {"start": 3284.5, "end": 3294.5, "text": " I have a full head of luscious hair and you're fucking jealous."}, {"start": 3294.5, "end": 3296.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3310.66, "end": 3313.46, "text": " Oh, you ever eat that's okay. Let's go. Let's go back"}, {"start": 3313.46, "end": 3321.7, "text": " You're Hell in this chopped bro"}, {"start": 3321.7, "end": 3324.38, "text": " MEEEEEEEEEEEACK"}, {"start": 3324.38, "end": 3328.86, "text": " I'VE MENU AT 3 DIFFERENT CONVENTIONS IN ME ALIVE"}, {"start": 3328.86, "end": 3331.46, "text": " AT THREE BOO"}, {"start": 3331.46, "end": 3334.7, "text": " AND EVEN YOU'RE FUCKING JOINING IN"}, {"start": 3334.7, "end": 3337.62, "text": " bro no this is uh"}, {"start": 3337.62, "end": 3340.5, "text": " Guys chat doesn't exist today"}, {"start": 3340.5, "end": 3342.5, "text": " You guys are FUCKED today!"}, {"start": 3342.5, "end": 3344.5, "text": " You guys are FUCKED!"}, {"start": 3346.5, "end": 3348.5, "text": " Bro, that's crazy!"}, {"start": 3351.5, "end": 3354.5, "text": " Okay, we have to go boss the top and then after to welcome the red."}, {"start": 3366.5, "end": 3367.5, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3370.5, "end": 3374.5, "text": " How can I be as skinny and zesty as you?"}, {"start": 3374.5, "end": 3378.5, "text": " Okay, bro, like, I'm actually turning that off."}, {"start": 3378.5, "end": 3382.5, "text": " This is like, at this point, it's absurd."}, {"start": 3382.5, "end": 3386.5, "text": " Like, it gets to a point, bro, where it is absurd."}, {"start": 3386.5, "end": 3387.5, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3387.5, "end": 3392.5, "text": " How can I be as skinny and zesty as you?"}, {"start": 3392.5, "end": 3394.5, "text": " Are you fucking serious?"}, {"start": 3394.5, "end": 3397.5, "text": " Like, that's what you're gonna ask me, dude."}, {"start": 3397.5, "end": 3399.5, "text": " Fucking goddammit, bro."}, {"start": 3399.5, "end": 3400.26, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 3400.26, "end": 3401.14, "text": " no like it"}, {"start": 3401.14, "end": 3405.26, "text": " no, no, no"}, {"start": 3405.26, "end": 3407.98, "text": " you guys are fucked up today"}, {"start": 3407.98, "end": 3414.98, "text": " genuinely"}, {"start": 3418.18, "end": 3425.18, "text": " oh look at this here"}, {"start": 3429.5, "end": 3431.5, "text": " Alright, let's find this."}, {"start": 3438.5, "end": 3439.5, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 3440.5, "end": 3443.5, "text": " Ah guys, this is a really good song by the Alakyn. Awesome."}, {"start": 3454.5, "end": 3455.5, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 3455.5, "end": 3457.5, "text": " Oh yeah, one second."}, {"start": 3459.5, "end": 3461.5, "text": " You sit down and dance your way"}, {"start": 3461.5, "end": 3463.5, "text": " The heart you can take"}, {"start": 3463.5, "end": 3465.5, "text": " Not feeling that I'm on these days"}, {"start": 3465.5, "end": 3469.5, "text": " You're the only one standing in my door"}, {"start": 3469.5, "end": 3471.5, "text": " I'm falling"}, {"start": 3471.5, "end": 3474.5, "text": " So I have lost your heart"}, {"start": 3474.5, "end": 3476.5, "text": " And I'll get my part"}, {"start": 3476.5, "end": 3478.5, "text": " Knowing you're killing it"}, {"start": 3478.5, "end": 3480.5, "text": " Girl, I crushed your system"}, {"start": 3480.5, "end": 3482.5, "text": " In the palm of my hand"}, {"start": 3482.5, "end": 3483.5, "text": " You're part of me"}, {"start": 3483.5, "end": 3485.5, "text": " You're just feeling it"}, {"start": 3485.5, "end": 3487.5, "text": " I know you're just feeling it"}, {"start": 3487.5, "end": 3512.48, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 3512.48, "end": 3514.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3520.2400000000002, "end": 3522.2400000000002, "text": " Can"}, {"start": 3542.48, "end": 3552.54, "text": " And now you know what the worst part is I say I'm gonna ignore my chat, so I don't have to get harassed anymore"}, {"start": 3553.2, "end": 3556.92, "text": " Then my fucking Malchai support in my game"}, {"start": 3557.44, "end": 3564.34, "text": " Says that the enemy Briar is as shit at the game as I am shit at Warcraft 3 like"}, {"start": 3567.12, "end": 3572.02, "text": " You you can make it up you legit like this is something that not even fucking"}, {"start": 3572.48, "end": 3583.26, "text": " Like, like, you, like, this is a kind of shit that not even that one guy, Doctor Strange,"}, {"start": 3583.26, "end": 3587.2400000000002, "text": " could fucking envision in the future because of how absurd it is."}, {"start": 3587.2400000000002, "end": 3588.2400000000002, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3588.2400000000002, "end": 3590.2400000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3600.48, "end": 3602.48, "text": " Alright"}, {"start": 3602.5200000000004, "end": 3607.1800000000003, "text": " Your teeth don't look straight you need a dentist"}, {"start": 3612.36, "end": 3616.6400000000003, "text": " Like dude is anything safe"}, {"start": 3618.2400000000002, "end": 3623.2400000000002, "text": " What the fuck am I going to get attacked for next?"}, {"start": 3641.2400000000002, "end": 3643.2400000000002, "text": " Alright, we're back up here."}, {"start": 3643.2400000000002, "end": 3647.6800000000003, "text": " Oh my fucking Jesus"}, {"start": 3661.28, "end": 3663.28, "text": " Hey, let me lower the music for you guys"}, {"start": 3664.1200000000003, "end": 3667.1600000000003, "text": " This thing is I felt the music is a little bit too loud today. Am I crazy?"}, {"start": 3668.5200000000004, "end": 3671.6000000000004, "text": " Like am I crazy? I thought the music is like way too loud today"}, {"start": 3673.2400000000002, "end": 3675.2400000000002, "text": " I don't know, maybe I'm just getting older my ears are"}, {"start": 3684.2400000000002, "end": 3686.2400000000002, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfucking donalds?"}, {"start": 3687.2400000000002, "end": 3688.2400000000002, "text": " Best heckle in the world"}, {"start": 3688.2400000000002, "end": 3690.2400000000002, "text": " Is KMS for one beat?"}, {"start": 3698.2400000000002, "end": 3700.2400000000002, "text": " Hey, you guys getting onto the door?"}, {"start": 3700.2400000000002, "end": 3705.44, "text": " Hey, that's my fucking revenge it's killing myself over a woman base now"}, {"start": 3706.0000000000005, "end": 3709.44, "text": " Because now you make it so your entire family is depressed for the rest of their lives"}, {"start": 3709.44, "end": 3713.78, "text": " And she's just gonna fuck some other dude and forget about you in six months. Cheers, bro"}, {"start": 3714.84, "end": 3717.36, "text": " They're the fucking dumbest show that you could ever do"}, {"start": 3721.6400000000003, "end": 3728.28, "text": " Unironically killing yourself over someone else is the stupidest thing ever because if someone ever does something bad to you, right?"}, {"start": 3728.28, "end": 3731.78, "text": " They want to see you suffer and they want to see you fight like fail, right?"}, {"start": 3731.88, "end": 3733.88, "text": " So the best way to get your revenge"}, {"start": 3734.28, "end": 3740.7000000000003, "text": " Unironically is to succeed so much that they want to kill themselves. That's my motivation guys"}, {"start": 3740.92, "end": 3747.5, "text": " My motivation like in life and the reason why never even like really seriously considered killing myself"}, {"start": 3747.5, "end": 3752.1200000000003, "text": " It's because I was like dude if I kill myself my hate watchers are gonna be happy"}, {"start": 3752.1400000000003, "end": 3756.7000000000003, "text": " But if I succeed then I'll make my hate watchers want to commit suicide"}, {"start": 3756.7000000000003, "end": 3761.94, "text": " a side does that make sense so it's like it's a killer be killed world bro you"}, {"start": 3761.94, "end": 3767.1000000000004, "text": " know what I mean it's a killer be called the world think about it"}, {"start": 3767.38, "end": 3771.38, "text": " alright guys can please round the back"}, {"start": 3775.0600000000004, "end": 3779.38, "text": " but we get the band and then after that we're good"}, {"start": 3780.9, "end": 3785.94, "text": " didn't you just choke yourself out after getting bad games bro the first time"}, {"start": 3785.94, "end": 3790.86, "text": " ever choke myself out I was in math class and I almost nutted from it I'm not"}, {"start": 3790.86, "end": 3795.1, "text": " even kidding I was in math class and I had my like hand here and then at one"}, {"start": 3795.1, "end": 3799.38, "text": " point I feel like my eyes are like turning and then I felt like I was gonna"}, {"start": 3799.38, "end": 3803.46, "text": " nut I was like oh my god this feels good and then afterwards I started trying to"}, {"start": 3803.46, "end": 3807.78, "text": " choke myself out in the math class for like the next like year but it never"}, {"start": 3807.78, "end": 3811.02, "text": " felt as good as the first time"}, {"start": 3811.02, "end": 3818.02, "text": " dude shut up we are not playing yumi it is not happening"}, {"start": 3834.78, "end": 3840.1, "text": " I mean mocha could actually hover the tf here"}, {"start": 3840.1, "end": 3844.1, "text": " Jax can hold his own, Abad can hold his own med."}, {"start": 3845.1, "end": 3847.1, "text": " I can't do something."}, {"start": 3851.1, "end": 3855.1, "text": " Yeah, you're not getting out bro. Not that easy."}, {"start": 3864.1, "end": 3868.1, "text": " How are you on joints? I'm so small."}, {"start": 3868.1, "end": 3877.06, "text": " fake Natty. Okay, that is like, dude, that is unironically, I think the craziest message"}, {"start": 3877.06, "end": 3884.8199999999997, "text": " I've read today. Like, it's like, calling me a natural lifter is too much of a compliment"}, {"start": 3884.8199999999997, "end": 3893.38, "text": " for you. So you have to insult me. So by insulting me, you call me a fake Natty, whose genetics"}, {"start": 3893.38, "end": 3897.88, "text": " So shit that he looks natural. I like this this is"}, {"start": 3898.62, "end": 3906.7200000000003, "text": " This is crazy like this like boss like dude. This is this is this is crazy. That is as actually crazy"}, {"start": 3911.92, "end": 3914.08, "text": " That's like genuinely fucking unreal"}, {"start": 3923.38, "end": 3952.38, "text": " I just saw him play for the rest of the clear map, so he can look on the side."}, {"start": 3952.38, "end": 3955.98, "text": " We're gonna have to play for the dragon then after the dragon, I'll see if we can look for someone in mid."}, {"start": 3982.38, "end": 3997.98, "text": " Even though I really wish I didn't have to lot, I think I was in this disaster city."}, {"start": 3997.98, "end": 4002.26, "text": " I mean I'm gonna be honest, I feel like when we had to experience me that we win this one."}, {"start": 4002.26, "end": 4009.38, "text": " But I'll fucking take it any day of the week."}, {"start": 4009.38, "end": 4011.38, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4021.1800000000003, "end": 4023.1800000000003, "text": " Can get it in a free game now"}, {"start": 4025.54, "end": 4031.12, "text": " Now I think is that I'm playing if you recent jumps I've been knowing I've been like heckrim give will con Diego"}, {"start": 4031.12, "end": 4035.34, "text": " I want to stop playing a lot more down because she's getting like crazy buff songs flash"}, {"start": 4039.38, "end": 4042.2200000000003, "text": " Why not Tabi this game?"}, {"start": 4042.2200000000003, "end": 4046.9, "text": " Because I feel like the problem is that when you build Tabi and you don't go on an unaggressive"}, {"start": 4046.9, "end": 4051.7000000000003, "text": " boot option, it just makes you feel limited especially in the early game."}, {"start": 4051.7000000000003, "end": 4059.7000000000003, "text": " So being able to rush two or two boots, it gives you a lot and rush down is the cheapest."}, {"start": 4059.7000000000003, "end": 4082.78, "text": " guys on a real note on a real note when I first started screaming or"}, {"start": 4082.78, "end": 4086.2200000000003, "text": " streaming with Jengxian I used to scream all the time I would get to a point"}, {"start": 4086.2200000000003, "end": 4090.9, "text": " my voice would like hurt right like my throat would hurt and I would have to"}, {"start": 4090.9, "end": 4095.34, "text": " like eat a fuck ton of honey and do all these like eat all these things like"}, {"start": 4095.34, "end": 4099.9400000000005, "text": " make it feel okay enough for the next day right and over the course of time"}, {"start": 4099.9400000000005, "end": 4104.38, "text": " it's like my vocal cords have gotten used to it to a point nowadays where it's"}, {"start": 4104.38, "end": 4111.7, "text": " like my voice doesn't even hurt after is that normal or should I be worried like"}, {"start": 4111.7, "end": 4115.5, "text": " is it like I train my voice a point where now I'm good or should I be worried"}, {"start": 4115.5, "end": 4122.5, "text": " that it's like I have some kind of like a really bad problem"}, {"start": 4127.78, "end": 4134.78, "text": " I'm best angle kills you just play on the nexus"}, {"start": 4134.94, "end": 4137.26, "text": " very very nice good"}, {"start": 4137.26, "end": 4137.76, "text": " take those"}, {"start": 4145.5, "end": 4150.02, "text": " It's normal. It's normal. You might be gay. What what?"}, {"start": 4151.26, "end": 4153.26, "text": " What we why did I even read that out?"}, {"start": 4154.02, "end": 4157.38, "text": " What we why did you type that and why did I read it out?"}, {"start": 4164.26, "end": 4167.62, "text": " It's almost hurts less, but you can still get damage I"}, {"start": 4170.38, "end": 4174.86, "text": " Heard it can be bad if you start doing small coughs. I haven't had that so I think we good"}, {"start": 4175.5, "end": 4182.5, "text": " Let's do a bit of monster cat."}, {"start": 4189.5, "end": 4195.5, "text": " So now we're unofficially back to Grandmaster."}, {"start": 4197.5, "end": 4204.5, "text": " Unofficially back to Grandmaster."}, {"start": 4205.5, "end": 4209.5, "text": " We run it back, let's do it. That's my church from Austin."}, {"start": 4209.5, "end": 4211.5, "text": " I can run this band, but that's fine."}, {"start": 4225.5, "end": 4229.5, "text": " Cancer could be re-growing yourselves too fast for it to hurt."}, {"start": 4235.5, "end": 4242.5, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 4254.38, "end": 4261.38, "text": " Bro, you cannot get throw cancer from screaming too much! What I even believe you!"}, {"start": 4261.38, "end": 4273.82, "text": " But why the fuck did I believe that guy?"}, {"start": 4273.82, "end": 4275.54, "text": " Can someone tell me 6 days after what?"}, {"start": 4275.54, "end": 4279.58, "text": " If I'm not challenging you by the end of those 6 days, I need to file to Tarpen Springs"}, {"start": 4279.58, "end": 4281.58, "text": " and get beat up by JNC."}, {"start": 4281.58, "end": 4293.94, "text": " Okay guys, what are we thinking here?"}, {"start": 4293.94, "end": 4294.94, "text": " versus.com"}, {"start": 4294.94, "end": 4303.9, "text": " Maybe I go dino?"}, {"start": 4303.9, "end": 4308.82, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, it's low-key in the lock game, it's slow-key in the lock game, bro."}, {"start": 4308.82, "end": 4312.66, "text": " I know I haven't played the laugher in a while dude but it's a laugher game."}, {"start": 4312.66, "end": 4320.98, "text": " It's a game of the fucking laugher this game."}, {"start": 4320.98, "end": 4325.82, "text": " It's something of the laugher here for sure."}, {"start": 4325.82, "end": 4332.42, "text": " I don't want to go foster ghosts."}, {"start": 4332.42, "end": 4335.42, "text": " I'm a ghost, don't you think?"}, {"start": 4335.42, "end": 4337.78, "text": " And uh, let me tell you the problem with them."}, {"start": 4337.78, "end": 4339.78, "text": " I'm better decked out in the 4 months or so."}, {"start": 4339.78, "end": 4341.78, "text": " Uh, cheesy there in 2 months or so."}, {"start": 4341.78, "end": 4343.78, "text": " Thank you guys."}, {"start": 4361.78, "end": 4364.78, "text": " Okay. Yo, Nikolai."}, {"start": 4364.78, "end": 4372.2, "text": " Can we chill out bro?"}, {"start": 4372.2, "end": 4377.16, "text": " This guy's like, wow."}, {"start": 4377.16, "end": 4378.599999999999, "text": " This guy's terrible at the game."}, {"start": 4378.599999999999, "end": 4381.679999999999, "text": " Bald Diamond carried skinny bitch."}, {"start": 4381.679999999999, "end": 4383.639999999999, "text": " Skinny fuck skinny bitch."}, {"start": 4383.639999999999, "end": 4385.28, "text": " Do you get uglier everyday?"}, {"start": 4385.28, "end": 4387.4, "text": " Do what you're told skinny bitch?"}, {"start": 4387.4, "end": 4390.88, "text": " Why you wear a tank top with branches for arms?"}, {"start": 4390.88, "end": 4393.719999999999, "text": " Happy 30th birthday."}, {"start": 4393.72, "end": 4398.22, "text": " Do you even go to the gym? No disrespect, skinny bitch."}, {"start": 4398.22, "end": 4400.22, "text": " Maybe train in the gym."}, {"start": 4400.22, "end": 4404.22, "text": " Look at all those ratty shit player."}, {"start": 4404.22, "end": 4405.22, "text": " Like..."}, {"start": 4407.22, "end": 4409.22, "text": " Like are we fucking serious?"}, {"start": 4423.72, "end": 4425.780000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4453.72, "end": 4455.780000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4483.72, "end": 4485.780000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4513.72, "end": 4515.780000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4543.72, "end": 4545.780000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4573.72, "end": 4575.780000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4603.72, "end": 4625.84, "text": " Okay, so now we just look for the Folklare reply on the dragon."}, {"start": 4625.84, "end": 4628.84, "text": " I might even hit 6 on the Jai to be honest."}, {"start": 4629.84, "end": 4630.84, "text": " Which would be insane."}, {"start": 4636.84, "end": 4638.84, "text": " But it might actually be insane."}, {"start": 4639.84, "end": 4641.84, "text": " The buff is working, it actually is."}, {"start": 4646.84, "end": 4650.84, "text": " It's like my offs always been kinda decent, it's like low-key it has."}, {"start": 4650.84, "end": 4658.96, "text": " And this is like the perfect game, like they lock in the mouse so hard, the only charm"}, {"start": 4658.96, "end": 4663.64, "text": " that you can realistically go is all off, like that's all you can do."}, {"start": 4663.64, "end": 4668.64, "text": " And if I get a run run later, then Ash and Viego are both going to do no damage, it's going to be sick."}, {"start": 4693.64, "end": 4709.76, "text": " Okay, so now what we do is we just play for the dragon and then afterwards I'll use the"}, {"start": 4709.76, "end": 4711.4800000000005, "text": " play top crab."}, {"start": 4711.4800000000005, "end": 4715.4800000000005, "text": " Am I a little worried that they collapse on us?"}, {"start": 4715.4800000000005, "end": 4718.88, "text": " Yeah, but I think it's okay."}, {"start": 4718.88, "end": 4725.88, "text": " Okay so now on Risa we actually get our Strivebreaker."}, {"start": 4725.88, "end": 4728.88, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 4728.88, "end": 4737.56, "text": " Wooo we fucking take those baby let's go."}, {"start": 4737.56, "end": 4738.56, "text": " Maybe they even get the double."}, {"start": 4738.56, "end": 4739.56, "text": " Yeah let's do the double."}, {"start": 4739.56, "end": 4740.56, "text": " Easy as fuck."}, {"start": 4740.56, "end": 4741.56, "text": " Uh definitely need Tabi."}, {"start": 4741.56, "end": 4742.56, "text": " Max."}, {"start": 4742.56, "end": 4743.56, "text": " Yeah you have to take it."}, {"start": 4743.56, "end": 4744.56, "text": " You have to."}, {"start": 4744.56, "end": 4745.56, "text": " Max."}, {"start": 4746.56, "end": 4748.56, "text": " Yeah, you have to take it, Yossi."}, {"start": 4756.56, "end": 4758.56, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna run up here, we're gonna look on the scrub."}, {"start": 4758.56, "end": 4759.56, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4761.56, "end": 4763.56, "text": " It's normally does 600."}, {"start": 4774.56, "end": 4791.320000000001, "text": " I mean he's gonna die no matter what I'm taking some time tops right now you take my boy take"}, {"start": 4791.32, "end": 4795.32, "text": " everything from you fucking piece of shit"}, {"start": 4803.639999999999, "end": 4807.5599999999995, "text": " that's actually like super good for us"}, {"start": 4808.96, "end": 4813.48, "text": " let me show you guys a crazy play"}, {"start": 4821.32, "end": 4846.599999999999, "text": " I mean I should be playing greedy like that though if I just focus I'm just running for"}, {"start": 4846.599999999999, "end": 4847.599999999999, "text": " free."}, {"start": 4847.599999999999, "end": 4849.599999999999, "text": " I need to never do that shit again."}, {"start": 4849.6, "end": 4851.6, "text": " Alright, so listen, next back?"}, {"start": 4853.9400000000005, "end": 4856.9400000000005, "text": " Why do I feel like glancing at screws on this? I'm gonna be fucking crazy."}, {"start": 4860.820000000001, "end": 4862.820000000001, "text": " I mean, I'll just like the Tabi over."}, {"start": 4863.08, "end": 4866.08, "text": " Tabi just shuts on Ash, but let me look."}, {"start": 4873.72, "end": 4875.72, "text": " Looks like training force goes really hard."}, {"start": 4875.72, "end": 4881.12, "text": " Strybreaker into experimental hex plate or death stones."}, {"start": 4881.12, "end": 4884.72, "text": " Okay so some of this guy's second we're not doing, but it looks like lots of miscreaves"}, {"start": 4884.72, "end": 4885.72, "text": " are actually good."}, {"start": 4885.72, "end": 4890.72, "text": " That's what I was thinking too."}, {"start": 4890.72, "end": 4904.72, "text": " Okay so what we'll do then is second item, I should go like a straight up DD here."}, {"start": 4904.72, "end": 4909.72, "text": " VD should be like huge. We get the death sands, after the death sands we'll do Hux fight."}, {"start": 4918.72, "end": 4920.72, "text": " Or have jungle, yeah. Or have jungles really good."}, {"start": 4923.72, "end": 4927.72, "text": " Well, it's kind of like situational depending on the enemy comp, but it's not like not viable."}, {"start": 4928.72, "end": 4931.72, "text": " He was always like made to be a jungler anyways to be fair."}, {"start": 4934.72, "end": 4941.72, "text": " that"}, {"start": 4945.6, "end": 4948.8, "text": " so what would actually be better is if you don't even take magical full round"}, {"start": 4948.8, "end": 4955.8, "text": " let's try"}, {"start": 4955.8, "end": 4963.2, "text": " so the wolves are going to be up here"}, {"start": 4963.2, "end": 4969.2, "text": " question is I want to get my crugs for the wolves"}, {"start": 4969.2, "end": 4976.2, "text": " lucky us"}, {"start": 4985.8, "end": 5011.6, "text": " I mean, I'm gonna be honest some Morgana could have flashed over the wall and ulted."}, {"start": 5011.6, "end": 5016.6, "text": " No this looks okay though."}, {"start": 5016.6, "end": 5021.6, "text": " Fuck I'm gonna just roll this."}, {"start": 5021.6, "end": 5026.6, "text": " She just rolled this to be honest."}, {"start": 5026.6, "end": 5030.6, "text": " Like you got a god taken by a thing and then..."}, {"start": 5030.6, "end": 5039.6, "text": " I needed her to back my thing, she just said that."}, {"start": 5039.6, "end": 5043.6, "text": " So greedy? Well it's not a thing of it being greedy, like that play would have actually worked."}, {"start": 5045.6, "end": 5048.6, "text": " The only problem is that we got like pretty much nothing from Morgana before I died."}, {"start": 5058.6, "end": 5059.6, "text": " Okay..."}, {"start": 5059.6, "end": 5063.6, "text": " I think on best angle chairs we actually play on top counter and then we look on only top side mid."}, {"start": 5063.6, "end": 5069.84, "text": " You can't expect soul queue teammates to flash to you."}, {"start": 5069.84, "end": 5073.660000000001, "text": " I mean like I agree with you, but I feel like when you're playing in the lightness of a"}, {"start": 5073.660000000001, "end": 5077.64, "text": " marbracad you can have like at least a percentage of you that still believes in the goodness"}, {"start": 5077.64, "end": 5078.64, "text": " of humanity."}, {"start": 5078.64, "end": 5083.4800000000005, "text": " You know I mean it's like you're still going to get a light down 80% time, but there's"}, {"start": 5083.4800000000005, "end": 5085.08, "text": " like a small party that's like what the..."}, {"start": 5093.6, "end": 5094.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5094.6, "end": 5095.6, "text": " Somebody."}, {"start": 5095.6, "end": 5100.6, "text": " Thanks for unbanning me less than three."}, {"start": 5100.6, "end": 5101.6, "text": " I gotcha."}, {"start": 5101.6, "end": 5102.6, "text": " I gotcha."}, {"start": 5102.6, "end": 5120.6, "text": " Okay, so Viego is going bot because bot is there, so I'm gonna play right now."}, {"start": 5120.6, "end": 5122.6, "text": " I don't know, it's worth so hard every game."}, {"start": 5122.6, "end": 5125.6, "text": " Where did Dark Vader get his shoes from?"}, {"start": 5125.6, "end": 5126.6, "text": " The Game Mall."}, {"start": 5126.6, "end": 5128.6, "text": " Guys, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 5128.6, "end": 5130.6, "text": " We're not starting this, we're not starting this."}, {"start": 5130.6, "end": 5132.6, "text": " Like, I'm at a point now where I won my first two games a day,"}, {"start": 5132.6, "end": 5134.6, "text": " so I'm actually kind of untilted."}, {"start": 5134.6, "end": 5136.6, "text": " And it's like, I actually feel like tryharding."}, {"start": 5136.6, "end": 5138.6, "text": " We're not gonna start with the troll shit again."}, {"start": 5139.6, "end": 5142.6, "text": " It's like, look, just give me a chance to lock in, bro."}, {"start": 5142.6, "end": 5144.6, "text": " We could actually end Challenger Day, Loki."}, {"start": 5150.6, "end": 5166.6, "text": " Okay, Raptors, let me look on the blue."}, {"start": 5166.6, "end": 5182.6, "text": " I'm just looking on the Crogs and we should be good."}, {"start": 5182.6, "end": 5183.6, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 5183.6, "end": 5190.6, "text": " Okay, so we're going to be looking for a Forman bot here."}, {"start": 5190.6, "end": 5197.6, "text": " Let them over commit all this for nothing."}, {"start": 5208.04, "end": 5215.04, "text": " They're from the ward?"}, {"start": 5220.6, "end": 5243.0, "text": " And so Chase is with my Q, nice!"}, {"start": 5243.0, "end": 5268.16, "text": " She actually buried a guy, fuck me man She just hits every shield in the world"}, {"start": 5268.16, "end": 5272.16, "text": " So we're gonna have to, you know, we're gonna have to just like find a reason so I can get my best sounds."}, {"start": 5273.16, "end": 5274.16, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 5275.16, "end": 5277.16, "text": " Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?"}, {"start": 5277.16, "end": 5279.16, "text": " Best Hecarim in the world."}, {"start": 5280.16, "end": 5282.16, "text": " They're just so fuckin' hates."}, {"start": 5284.16, "end": 5286.16, "text": " Okay, so we got our best sounds down, which is good."}, {"start": 5286.16, "end": 5288.16, "text": " Uh, next item..."}, {"start": 5288.16, "end": 5290.16, "text": " Let me try to think."}, {"start": 5295.16, "end": 5296.16, "text": " Let me think."}, {"start": 5298.16, "end": 5300.72, "text": " Oh, guys, what could actually go hard, let me see."}, {"start": 5302.5199999999995, "end": 5303.5199999999995, "text": " Let me actually think."}, {"start": 5310.5599999999995, "end": 5314.72, "text": " Oh, I think next item low key."}, {"start": 5314.72, "end": 5317.68, "text": " We do Hexblade, honestly."}, {"start": 5317.68, "end": 5318.5199999999995, "text": " Yep, I like that."}, {"start": 5320.5599999999995, "end": 5321.92, "text": " We're gonna go dragon and then afterwards."}, {"start": 5321.92, "end": 5324.4, "text": " Well, folk are upwards, get the hell about her."}, {"start": 5324.400000000001, "end": 5326.400000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5327.040000000001, "end": 5329.4400000000005, "text": " See it's a stop fucking being a kid. Oh, you'll talk"}, {"start": 5340.040000000001, "end": 5345.6, "text": " I can't you don't want to get killed it, but I know you were tilted when you believed you got throat cancer from yelling"}, {"start": 5354.400000000001, "end": 5356.34, "text": " My house my house"}, {"start": 5356.34, "end": 5358.06, "text": " Take a trip to my house"}, {"start": 5358.06, "end": 5360.02, "text": " My house my house"}, {"start": 5360.02, "end": 5361.88, "text": " Take a trip to my house"}, {"start": 5361.88, "end": 5363.9400000000005, "text": " My house my house"}, {"start": 5363.9400000000005, "end": 5365.120000000001, "text": " Take a trip to my-"}, {"start": 5371.400000000001, "end": 5374.320000000001, "text": " I'm the greatest!"}, {"start": 5376.240000000001, "end": 5377.240000000001, "text": " Oh shit"}, {"start": 5377.24, "end": 5384.24, "text": " summer w"}, {"start": 5391.74, "end": 5394.74, "text": " i want to use my f, i use my impression to those guys"}, {"start": 5407.24, "end": 5420.34, "text": " Okay, next time we did say we want to do Hexplay though."}, {"start": 5420.34, "end": 5427.66, "text": " And then after Hexplay, we're gonna run it up on, uh, on fucking, uh, Randwins."}, {"start": 5427.66, "end": 5433.58, "text": " Unless I even want to do Randwins first then, Hexplay?"}, {"start": 5433.58, "end": 5434.58, "text": " Nothing better."}, {"start": 5460.08, "end": 5461.58, "text": " I have an empty run run first."}, {"start": 5463.58, "end": 5465.58, "text": " I can't do it!"}, {"start": 5490.94, "end": 5492.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5493.58, "end": 5494.58, "text": " No flash?"}, {"start": 5511.58, "end": 5513.58, "text": " Now you know what to be honest, I think I go this before that."}, {"start": 5513.58, "end": 5514.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5520.58, "end": 5522.58, "text": " I, I've heard that, yeah, actually."}, {"start": 5523.58, "end": 5531.58, "text": " And when there was this meme that went like a bit viral being like girls and their boyfriends"}, {"start": 5531.58, "end": 5537.86, "text": " and then it was like the fucking like the rap from flush away and then like this one like"}, {"start": 5537.86, "end": 5543.46, "text": " kind of like animal that was like like all done up with make up and shit like that, and"}, {"start": 5543.46, "end": 5545.46, "text": " Maybe we're like, wait, that's the area."}, {"start": 5562.46, "end": 5566.46, "text": " See, it sucks because our disabled topper is just fucking spinning."}, {"start": 5573.46, "end": 5601.86, "text": " What did she just do?"}, {"start": 5601.86, "end": 5603.86, "text": " Did she just solo suss the game?"}, {"start": 5631.86, "end": 5652.46, "text": " I'll do randoms and then we might do like Saras."}, {"start": 5652.46, "end": 5654.46, "text": " And then this hunger could be interesting, won't be."}, {"start": 5682.46, "end": 5705.54, "text": " I was just in bottom of my stash every fight like that."}, {"start": 5705.54, "end": 5707.54, "text": " get out on her auto her like five times she's not a model"}, {"start": 5707.54, "end": 5709.54, "text": " one"}, {"start": 5713.54, "end": 5715.54, "text": " you have a run run soon too"}, {"start": 5718.54, "end": 5720.54, "text": " what"}, {"start": 5720.54, "end": 5723.54, "text": " donkeys i'm trying to carry cause my laners are tin can"}, {"start": 5723.54, "end": 5724.54, "text": " yep"}, {"start": 5724.54, "end": 5726.54, "text": " should i use bolly, warwick or zack"}, {"start": 5726.54, "end": 5728.54, "text": " warwick or bolly"}, {"start": 5728.54, "end": 5730.54, "text": " i would say probably warwick though"}, {"start": 5730.54, "end": 5732.54, "text": " warwick if you're lower elo"}, {"start": 5732.54, "end": 5734.54, "text": " bolly if you're like needy meelo"}, {"start": 5734.54, "end": 5736.54, "text": " nothing on zack though"}, {"start": 5743.54, "end": 5744.54, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 5744.54, "end": 5746.54, "text": " well guys there's good news"}, {"start": 5746.54, "end": 5748.54, "text": " the good news is that we're finally getting our annuants now"}, {"start": 5750.54, "end": 5754.54, "text": " and ashes and then we're fucking close to LVR"}, {"start": 5764.54, "end": 5773.66, "text": " Let me do not need you to go the Andries you're worthless. We don't need you on damage. We need you on Sonos"}, {"start": 5794.54, "end": 5795.54, "text": " Thank you, Ron."}, {"start": 5799.42, "end": 5800.42, "text": " Thanks a lot."}, {"start": 5824.54, "end": 5840.54, "text": " You guys know motherfuckin' total?"}, {"start": 5840.54, "end": 5853.98, "text": " That's not from the world."}, {"start": 5853.9800000000005, "end": 5856.820000000001, "text": " fucking lumberjack is chopping down the trees right now guys"}, {"start": 5859.820000000001, "end": 5861.820000000001, "text": " I wonder if that's actually game winning, probably like in head"}, {"start": 5876.320000000001, "end": 5878.320000000001, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, I kinda wanna go seek snacks"}, {"start": 5883.9800000000005, "end": 5896.9800000000005, "text": " I've just enough. Unless I want to do lock it? Do I want lock it or do I want Ziggs?"}, {"start": 5896.9800000000005, "end": 5902.9800000000005, "text": " I'm gonna be honest with you Ziggs. I like that game Ziggs, okay."}, {"start": 5902.9800000000005, "end": 5910.9800000000005, "text": " If I could get any item I would BGA, but I want to get like an immediate power spike."}, {"start": 5910.9800000000005, "end": 5921.9800000000005, "text": " Is all of jungling good? It can be good depending on the contrast. It's definitely not like unviable, but it's also not like the strongest pick in the game."}, {"start": 5927.9800000000005, "end": 5934.9800000000005, "text": " For me, I realize that their entire team is about low mobility, high CC, so I say if I go all out here, I just completely carry this."}, {"start": 5940.9800000000005, "end": 5957.18, "text": " And then after, we'll get an elixir."}, {"start": 5957.18, "end": 5961.42, "text": " I'm probably with the elixir now, the strongest I'm ever going to be."}, {"start": 5961.42, "end": 5962.42, "text": " Not necessarily true."}, {"start": 5962.42, "end": 5968.42, "text": " I've heard of some of my Zeke's for a Guardian Angel, I would be even stronger."}, {"start": 5979.42, "end": 5981.42, "text": " Oh my ghost is up too, this is huge."}, {"start": 5983.42, "end": 5984.42, "text": " You have to TP."}, {"start": 5992.42, "end": 6002.42, "text": " I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game."}, {"start": 6002.42, "end": 6012.42, "text": " I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game."}, {"start": 6012.42, "end": 6018.74, "text": " Yeah, they can't do shit against me, bro, either just running them, I fucking run a muck"}, {"start": 6018.74, "end": 6019.74, "text": " inside of all of them."}, {"start": 6019.74, "end": 6022.74, "text": " There's there's nothing they can do."}, {"start": 6022.74, "end": 6036.5, "text": " They were literally doing zero damage to me that game, bro."}, {"start": 6036.5, "end": 6040.26, "text": " Literally zero fucking damage."}, {"start": 6040.26, "end": 6043.9400000000005, "text": " I actually even have her LDR by the end of the game so she was unironically worthless."}, {"start": 6048.9400000000005, "end": 6051.22, "text": " And uh, Booshie, 3rd to 1, start the back."}, {"start": 6051.22, "end": 6054.02, "text": " Uh, Reilu and Boonie, thing as for the Prime as well."}, {"start": 6054.02, "end": 6056.18, "text": " Uh, Kirk, thanks for the Prime."}, {"start": 6056.18, "end": 6058.02, "text": " And I also like the Prime as well."}, {"start": 6060.14, "end": 6061.34, "text": " I actually go to pick."}, {"start": 6061.34, "end": 6064.18, "text": " No, I'm telling you, anytime me and me locks them also I'm mid."}, {"start": 6064.18, "end": 6065.820000000001, "text": " Best thing that you could ever do."}, {"start": 6065.820000000001, "end": 6066.58, "text": " Oh, off."}, {"start": 6066.58, "end": 6068.1, "text": " Always, always, always."}, {"start": 6070.26, "end": 6079.14, "text": " Let's see what Busting can do."}, {"start": 6079.14, "end": 6080.66, "text": " How close are you to Challenger now?"}, {"start": 6080.66, "end": 6089.780000000001, "text": " Well, Challenger is still like 800 ish LP, so we're about 550."}, {"start": 6089.780000000001, "end": 6092.58, "text": " What did they peak yesterday at?"}, {"start": 6092.58, "end": 6097.3, "text": " Oh, it's true, yesterday we never actually like head Godmaster, so it doesn't show the"}, {"start": 6097.3, "end": 6098.3, "text": " peak."}, {"start": 6098.3, "end": 6104.900000000001, "text": " you'd be like 650 though, didn't we? So I would say maybe like what, 9 wins away"}, {"start": 6104.900000000001, "end": 6110.46, "text": " right now? Potentially? Olaf is good because of the SCC immune? Yeah, because the"}, {"start": 6110.46, "end": 6115.58, "text": " thing is, I think I'm at this okay. Mausoleum is a champion that has no mobility. So what"}, {"start": 6115.58, "end": 6118.820000000001, "text": " that means is that if you ever get on top of Mausoleum hard, he can't get away from"}, {"start": 6118.820000000001, "end": 6123.1, "text": " you. So the way that Mausoleum functions is just by ulting you, you can't do"}, {"start": 6123.1, "end": 6127.38, "text": " anything for like three seconds, right? So if you lock in Olaf, the reason why"}, {"start": 6127.38, "end": 6134.7, "text": " Everything becomes solved is because now mouse are trying salting you he's signing cell and then you literally just beat him to death"}, {"start": 6140.26, "end": 6142.26, "text": " Literally"}, {"start": 6142.26, "end": 6170.8, "text": " I think the next clash is early june, the next clash is like early june, all right, Rengar"}, {"start": 6170.8, "end": 6172.8, "text": " Ziggs, what are you thinking here guys?"}, {"start": 6174.24, "end": 6177.52, "text": " Pregum is banned. I'm kind of liking the idea of Mastery."}, {"start": 6185.08, "end": 6188.78, "text": " How does Mastery do versus Rengar? I'd assume it's a good match up for me."}, {"start": 6188.78, "end": 6201.34, "text": " oh yeah come on no cc no cc no cc no cc I'll take it I'll take it we're going"}, {"start": 6201.34, "end": 6210.34, "text": " to use this game I'll take it I didn't did the week"}, {"start": 6210.34, "end": 6214.86, "text": " but I feel like that sprang our top of your jungle but it would your jungle"}, {"start": 6214.860000000001, "end": 6218.460000000001, "text": " batting hecron would be so strange"}, {"start": 6224.580000000001, "end": 6228.540000000001, "text": " like you're genuinely be so strange"}, {"start": 6231.540000000001, "end": 6235.820000000001, "text": " go Lux you chud yeah we did that yesterday worse mistake of my life never"}, {"start": 6235.820000000001, "end": 6242.420000000001, "text": " again thank you"}, {"start": 6244.860000000001, "end": 6254.22, "text": " Okay, so it's right, it is Rengar, Kaputir, jungle, but I feel like Master Yi is still"}, {"start": 6254.22, "end": 6256.820000000001, "text": " like fine versus Udyr."}, {"start": 6256.820000000001, "end": 6259.660000000001, "text": " As long as I get a Silcaps this game will be okay."}, {"start": 6259.660000000001, "end": 6262.900000000001, "text": " Yo, you guys know about the fucking Dorrel?"}, {"start": 6262.900000000001, "end": 6264.900000000001, "text": " Best happen in the world."}, {"start": 6264.900000000001, "end": 6267.900000000001, "text": " And I just didn't even try to knock him down."}, {"start": 6267.900000000001, "end": 6268.900000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6268.900000000001, "end": 6286.26, "text": " Alright. Um, I definitely want to clear the ward spot. I kind of want to ignore my shed"}, {"start": 6286.26, "end": 6297.660000000001, "text": " in this game. Go next game, Kindred. If there's a good game for Kindred, I'd be down. Yesterday"}, {"start": 6297.66, "end": 6321.86, "text": " was a fun game for it. Alright, let's go guys."}, {"start": 6321.860000000001, "end": 6326.460000000001, "text": " Okay, so game is looking like it's actually easily carryable for me."}, {"start": 6327.460000000001, "end": 6332.860000000001, "text": " The only thing about this game is that I might honestly want to do Glather and King as my third item here."}, {"start": 6337.26, "end": 6340.460000000001, "text": " Normally I never build Glather and King, but I think it would actually be good this game."}, {"start": 6344.56, "end": 6345.460000000001, "text": " Not against it."}, {"start": 6346.06, "end": 6349.460000000001, "text": " Unless I even do Book as my rush and I skip out on Kraken."}, {"start": 6349.46, "end": 6358.9, "text": " What's the one raid on that?"}, {"start": 6358.9, "end": 6368.74, "text": " Because then that actually solves so many issues."}, {"start": 6368.74, "end": 6371.82, "text": " Warcrush is 49% on raid, Kraken is 52%."}, {"start": 6371.82, "end": 6378.06, "text": " Is there a reason why them?"}, {"start": 6378.06, "end": 6384.780000000001, "text": " So Bork Gwensuz is 52% summon rate."}, {"start": 6384.780000000001, "end": 6392.700000000001, "text": " Kraken Gwensuz is 53.5."}, {"start": 6392.700000000001, "end": 6397.5, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, I think it's worth a go skin, Malokti."}, {"start": 6397.5, "end": 6403.660000000001, "text": " I'll think about it, I'll think about it."}, {"start": 6403.66, "end": 6406.66, "text": " There's always a chance you could get invaded here, so I want to be a bit careful."}, {"start": 6414.66, "end": 6415.66, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6419.66, "end": 6421.66, "text": " I don't know how we can just play on the uh..."}, {"start": 6422.66, "end": 6423.66, "text": " Crab."}, {"start": 6425.66, "end": 6426.66, "text": " Just gonna smite."}, {"start": 6433.66, "end": 6459.66, "text": " Honestly, I'll take it if I can double crab, like we got the Udyr's flash, plus double crab."}, {"start": 6459.66, "end": 6461.66, "text": " And it's like no risk to, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 6461.66, "end": 6463.66, "text": " We didn't have to risk shit for that."}, {"start": 6463.66, "end": 6465.66, "text": " Super insane."}, {"start": 6467.66, "end": 6469.66, "text": " He's going for this. Come, please."}, {"start": 6472.66, "end": 6474.66, "text": " This guy's very fucking mad, by the way."}, {"start": 6480.66, "end": 6482.66, "text": " Yo, you guys know what the fuck it's all about?"}, {"start": 6482.66, "end": 6484.66, "text": " Best hacker in the world."}, {"start": 6484.66, "end": 6486.66, "text": " Alright, now we reset."}, {"start": 6486.66, "end": 6490.82, "text": " Okay, I thought about a more we're gonna go crack and fuck it"}, {"start": 6493.7, "end": 6498.74, "text": " It is what it is. Let's hope for the best. Okay, let me unplug my mouse. That's enough"}, {"start": 6502.5, "end": 6504.5, "text": " Should be charging up"}, {"start": 6516.66, "end": 6522.92, "text": " I mean, there's no way that Udyr is actually waiting in this bush, right?"}, {"start": 6522.92, "end": 6523.92, "text": " He is in Shry?"}, {"start": 6523.92, "end": 6530.92, "text": " Where's his side of this bush?"}, {"start": 6530.92, "end": 6531.92, "text": " Me?"}, {"start": 6531.92, "end": 6532.92, "text": " DUDE!"}, {"start": 6532.92, "end": 6533.92, "text": " BRUH!"}, {"start": 6533.92, "end": 6542.92, "text": " Oh my god, imagine I would have gotten that."}, {"start": 6542.92, "end": 6543.92, "text": " got for my smite."}, {"start": 6543.92, "end": 6553.0, "text": " Okay, well now the shooter's entire game is fucked by the way, like it's their game"}, {"start": 6553.0, "end": 6554.0, "text": " over for them."}, {"start": 6554.0, "end": 6557.0, "text": " I thought, I thought for the fucking game."}, {"start": 6557.0, "end": 6578.0, "text": " Let's go on the rest of the bot side, we're good."}, {"start": 6578.0, "end": 6581.0, "text": " So now all we can do is we can just finish these raptors and after we can look on the"}, {"start": 6581.0, "end": 6583.54, "text": " uh... crugs"}, {"start": 6583.54, "end": 6587.18, "text": " are you going to play expedition 33? nope"}, {"start": 6587.18, "end": 6589.42, "text": " i think it doesn't look like i didn't enjoy it bro"}, {"start": 6589.42, "end": 6596.42, "text": " it looks like a glorified rage shadow legend to be honest"}, {"start": 6596.98, "end": 6603.98, "text": " which like it can be okay but it's not my style"}, {"start": 6603.9800000000005, "end": 6610.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, there's always a chance that he's on the scrum. Can we please invade this?"}, {"start": 6617.9800000000005, "end": 6618.9800000000005, "text": " Look at him."}, {"start": 6631.9800000000005, "end": 6632.9800000000005, "text": " Watch out."}, {"start": 6632.9800000000005, "end": 6634.9800000000005, "text": " Sionult"}, {"start": 6647.860000000001, "end": 6651.540000000001, "text": " That's the reason I didn't start with the Q because I knew that if I were to start with my Q"}, {"start": 6651.540000000001, "end": 6654.3, "text": " I couldn't have like a job turret aggro and I would have died"}, {"start": 6654.46, "end": 6658.660000000001, "text": " So I was saying I'll just run at him out of him first and then after it's a job turret aggro with Q with this one"}, {"start": 6662.9800000000005, "end": 6668.740000000001, "text": " This one, this mix, Loki starts a follow-up to be honest, like it's good for the first like 30 minutes and after it's kind of like whatever"}, {"start": 6681.46, "end": 6683.700000000001, "text": " Okay, and then I would just get this one can reset"}, {"start": 6683.7, "end": 6696.4, "text": " Hi, we recalled top to bottom here and we're going to be good."}, {"start": 6696.4, "end": 6702.5, "text": " But Mastery game is FF football and we have a Shen bro, think about that too for a second."}, {"start": 6702.5, "end": 6706.42, "text": " Wow, great flash by Quinn."}, {"start": 6706.42, "end": 6708.42, "text": " Yeah, this game is awesome for them."}, {"start": 6708.42, "end": 6711.82, "text": " But it's really lost."}, {"start": 6711.82, "end": 6714.5, "text": " I would say that's about a 5% chance to win."}, {"start": 6715.94, "end": 6718.66, "text": " No, not even. 0% chance."}, {"start": 6719.0599999999995, "end": 6721.62, "text": " Quinn is going to perma roam with like no contesting."}, {"start": 6722.0199999999995, "end": 6724.74, "text": " I'm just running over Udyr perma, we have a Shen."}, {"start": 6725.259999999999, "end": 6727.7, "text": " Kui locks it down with the magic damage, it's over."}, {"start": 6727.7, "end": 6745.139999999999, "text": " I don't want to give them an objective, sure."}, {"start": 6745.139999999999, "end": 6752.42, "text": " Yeah, so I'm obviously not getting fucking shit."}, {"start": 6752.42, "end": 6755.34, "text": " But you guys want to know what's so funny, though?"}, {"start": 6755.34, "end": 6757.860000000001, "text": " Do you know the reason I'm not able to play Hecarim?"}, {"start": 6758.54, "end": 6764.22, "text": " It's because I'm playing in lobbies and there are people from the previous lobbies that just saw the name Dante"}, {"start": 6764.22, "end": 6768.8, "text": " So then they just auto batten Hecarim like this guy was in my last game right so he knows I'm in Q"}, {"start": 6768.8, "end": 6770.8, "text": " So he just banned Hecarim in his next lobby"}, {"start": 6771.58, "end": 6776.42, "text": " That's why it's like a get-so point where it's like we might not play Hecarim like literally five games in a row"}, {"start": 6776.42, "end": 6778.72, "text": " You know because it's just like it's always bad"}, {"start": 6779.5, "end": 6782.74, "text": " Because people are like oh yeah, don't some lobby don't some lobby don't see the lobby"}, {"start": 6782.74, "end": 6789.74, "text": " I mean, I'm performing often, so fuck do I care."}, {"start": 6805.44, "end": 6809.94, "text": " We should not build that. That's not fault."}, {"start": 6809.9400000000005, "end": 6811.9400000000005, "text": " Quinzel kills him, non-issue."}, {"start": 6815.040000000001, "end": 6817.540000000001, "text": " So we definitely do have to do Tabi for Shadowscreen."}, {"start": 6828.740000000001, "end": 6830.4400000000005, "text": " What, we just put on the Shroomer mode?"}, {"start": 6830.4400000000005, "end": 6832.4400000000005, "text": " Well, they would still see it at the end of the game screen, right?"}, {"start": 6832.4400000000005, "end": 6835.9400000000005, "text": " They would still see Dawn Test, or the next game that they could, like, predict."}, {"start": 6839.9400000000005, "end": 6853.14, "text": " I thought you played Zahin a lot? Yeah, but I stopped. Because the thing is I probably"}, {"start": 6853.14, "end": 6857.22, "text": " would constantly nerf it and it doesn't really feel like it's that great anymore as a jungler,"}, {"start": 6857.22, "end": 6861.820000000001, "text": " which really blows because I enjoyed it a lot. I mean, this is because I need to only"}, {"start": 6861.820000000001, "end": 6866.580000000001, "text": " play with Triforce nowadays, so I'll try it. I might try one last game of it sometime soon"}, {"start": 6866.58, "end": 6868.58, "text": " the chalkboard's just to see, but..."}, {"start": 6896.58, "end": 6898.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6913.58, "end": 6915.58, "text": " The leader really lives with 1HG"}, {"start": 6922.58, "end": 6925.58, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, it's kinda crazy how we're losing these fights"}, {"start": 6926.58, "end": 6932.58, "text": " Damn, chance of losing went from 5% to like, 10%"}, {"start": 6932.58, "end": 6938.58, "text": " Ok, anyways, we'll look for a top to bot folk turn, I'll just play safe around the dragon spawn some"}, {"start": 6938.58, "end": 6941.58, "text": " No more dives, no more dives"}, {"start": 6944.58, "end": 6948.58, "text": " At 30% Ziggs can double the turrets"}, {"start": 6948.58, "end": 6950.58, "text": " 30% is what? 2.7k?"}, {"start": 6956.58, "end": 6963.58, "text": " Nice! He didn't even get the turret that's huge."}, {"start": 6979.86, "end": 6984.86, "text": " Yeah we definitely need to get some kind of items like heal for Shurva."}, {"start": 6986.58, "end": 6988.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7000.84, "end": 7004.28, "text": " Food ears here I think I think"}, {"start": 7004.28, "end": 7006.28, "text": " Jesus"}, {"start": 7014.28, "end": 7017.219999999999, "text": " All right, it's good to just clear out that board here"}, {"start": 7021.12, "end": 7024.92, "text": " Honestly, we should wait for the timer of Shun's up being up before we even start this"}, {"start": 7024.92, "end": 7029.92, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLLO?"}, {"start": 7029.92, "end": 7030.92, "text": " Best ever."}, {"start": 7030.92, "end": 7032.92, "text": " So our best angle here is we just play on the Krugs."}, {"start": 7032.92, "end": 7035.92, "text": " And then after Krugs we can book on the Raptors, seriously."}, {"start": 7035.92, "end": 7038.92, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLLO?"}, {"start": 7038.92, "end": 7041.92, "text": " Ooh, take it with me, guys."}, {"start": 7046.92, "end": 7049.92, "text": " No, I'm not going for the Sion, though. They're all top."}, {"start": 7049.92, "end": 7050.92, "text": " We can just take this."}, {"start": 7084.92, "end": 7091.24, "text": " vision he's just like guessing I'm going to push oh what the fuck"}, {"start": 7094.56, "end": 7103.08, "text": " oh no I might be dead fuck me okay whatever they're five manning okay so"}, {"start": 7103.08, "end": 7106.4800000000005, "text": " we'll just start blowing towards our glances"}, {"start": 7106.4800000000005, "end": 7111.4800000000005, "text": " The daunt is enjoying now, let's get dais."}, {"start": 7111.4800000000005, "end": 7115.9800000000005, "text": " But dais are in the fight, and match up there when the heroes are coming back, and bygones"}, {"start": 7115.9800000000005, "end": 7117.4800000000005, "text": " they are in the fight too, welcome."}, {"start": 7117.4800000000005, "end": 7122.280000000001, "text": " And guys, it's time to recommend a good bottom champion, whichever one you think looks the"}, {"start": 7122.280000000001, "end": 7123.280000000001, "text": " coolest."}, {"start": 7123.280000000001, "end": 7124.280000000001, "text": " That's always the best answer."}, {"start": 7124.280000000001, "end": 7129.280000000001, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfuckin' soul?"}, {"start": 7129.280000000001, "end": 7131.280000000001, "text": " I can't think of any problem."}, {"start": 7131.28, "end": 7137.28, "text": " Okay we have to look for a top to bottom and afterwards we can maybe reset and look on the cab here."}, {"start": 7144.28, "end": 7147.28, "text": " Like honestly I'm actually feeling good about this game right now."}, {"start": 7154.28, "end": 7158.28, "text": " The only thing is Rengar is roaming at considerable amounts."}, {"start": 7161.28, "end": 7168.28, "text": " now, unless, you know what?"}, {"start": 7173.28, "end": 7176.28, "text": " I think it's my ult's not up yet."}, {"start": 7183.28, "end": 7186.28, "text": " I'm not installing my rally."}, {"start": 7191.28, "end": 7196.28, "text": " I'm not using my E in case they try contesting, but I need up my E up for the fight."}, {"start": 7210.28, "end": 7213.28, "text": " Okay, well honestly, listen, we got the Udyr's flash on to secure the Herald."}, {"start": 7214.28, "end": 7216.28, "text": " I just don't know what the fuck is going on with the team."}, {"start": 7216.28, "end": 7219.28, "text": " But yeah, it just feels like everything is just so weird."}, {"start": 7221.28, "end": 7223.28, "text": " Shaxxion is not bad too."}, {"start": 7225.28, "end": 7227.28, "text": " Oh yeah, wait, my shen not alt."}, {"start": 7228.28, "end": 7230.28, "text": " Wait, my shen can not be alted there."}, {"start": 7230.28, "end": 7231.28, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 7231.28, "end": 7232.28, "text": " Oh, okay, cool."}, {"start": 7233.28, "end": 7236.28, "text": " Anyways, so now we have to see if we can level up first."}, {"start": 7247.28, "end": 7250.28, "text": " Oh no, I'm feeling good about this game right now."}, {"start": 7251.28, "end": 7264.48, "text": " I'm just gonna do desons, starting to gork."}, {"start": 7264.48, "end": 7275.36, "text": " Oh like maybe I skip out on gork all together and I go desons into terminus."}, {"start": 7275.36, "end": 7280.96, "text": " That's another angle for me to terminus."}, {"start": 7280.96, "end": 7287.96, "text": " i don't even mind that i think it sounds like interesting"}, {"start": 7294.72, "end": 7295.72, "text": " kind of not bad"}, {"start": 7310.96, "end": 7313.02, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7340.96, "end": 7343.02, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7370.96, "end": 7373.02, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7400.96, "end": 7403.02, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7430.96, "end": 7433.02, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7490.96, "end": 7520.26, "text": " I'm going to be honest with you, I'm not going to be honest with you."}, {"start": 7520.26, "end": 7522.26, "text": " I'm gonna be honest guys, I think we actually might lose."}, {"start": 7528.26, "end": 7530.26, "text": " The turret dive might have thrown the game."}, {"start": 7532.26, "end": 7536.26, "text": " Why not Bork? I was considering between Bork and Trackin first."}, {"start": 7542.26, "end": 7543.26, "text": " Ohhhh."}, {"start": 7543.26, "end": 7545.26, "text": " I mean the problem too is like,"}, {"start": 7545.26, "end": 7551.780000000001, "text": " I don't know, Quinn's build is literally a good build for only squishy targets and"}, {"start": 7553.9800000000005, "end": 7558.06, "text": " We're getting like three tanks, so I don't know either about that either"}, {"start": 7569.58, "end": 7571.900000000001, "text": " I'm wondering if there's any chance for a ball sign made here"}, {"start": 7575.26, "end": 7577.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7602.02, "end": 7604.02, "text": " There's my"}, {"start": 7605.26, "end": 7624.9400000000005, "text": " this is horrible this is like legit fucking horrible wait wait wait"}, {"start": 7624.9400000000005, "end": 7643.22, "text": " Oh my god, if I get this shut down too close close close"}, {"start": 7643.22, "end": 7648.22, "text": " This is good though 3.2k in the bank now, we can carry"}, {"start": 7662.22, "end": 7666.22, "text": " Hey guys, we're literally chilling on 3.3k gold now, we can actually win"}, {"start": 7667.22, "end": 7669.22, "text": " I think we might actually have to do Borg though"}, {"start": 7669.22, "end": 7672.22, "text": " I got to return the NUS."}, {"start": 7672.22, "end": 7676.22, "text": " Yeah, I'll just go, I'll go like a full aggressive build."}, {"start": 7679.22, "end": 7682.22, "text": " Other thing I just have to, for solo stanks."}, {"start": 7699.22, "end": 7701.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7712.9400000000005, "end": 7714.9400000000005, "text": " Don't have"}, {"start": 7722.820000000001, "end": 7724.820000000001, "text": " Might have to watch"}, {"start": 7729.22, "end": 7736.22, "text": " and"}, {"start": 7749.22, "end": 7754.22, "text": " i don't know what you're saying"}, {"start": 7754.22, "end": 7764.22, "text": " 20 hours of streaming and 4 hours of sleep and night eating like shit"}, {"start": 7764.22, "end": 7768.22, "text": " microwave burgers that I eat in the car"}, {"start": 7768.22, "end": 7772.22, "text": " dog shit's not fair enough"}, {"start": 7772.22, "end": 7777.22, "text": " I mean are cleaning just a fucking stupid retard isn't she"}, {"start": 7777.22, "end": 7780.22, "text": " good job"}, {"start": 7780.22, "end": 7782.22, "text": " Challenger..."}, {"start": 7784.22, "end": 7786.22, "text": " But even though you might have been a challenger, it's not that bad."}, {"start": 7786.22, "end": 7787.22, "text": " Canceling."}, {"start": 7787.22, "end": 7789.22, "text": " Guys, remind me of juice up for this one."}, {"start": 7790.22, "end": 7794.22, "text": " Because the thing is, when I came to Korea, I wasn't just with the goal of being a challenger."}, {"start": 7795.22, "end": 7800.22, "text": " It was with the goal of proving that I am the best fucking player in the world."}, {"start": 7800.22, "end": 7802.22, "text": " Now we have another challenger."}, {"start": 7802.22, "end": 7804.22, "text": " Because sure, you might have been a challenger."}, {"start": 7804.22, "end": 7808.22, "text": " But then you're gonna have those people go like, I have been picked in your games."}, {"start": 7808.22, "end": 7813.42, "text": " So you know what? Fuck those people. How about I sit here and I go on the new accounts?"}, {"start": 7813.42, "end": 7821.42, "text": " And you try for unlimited challenger with the highest win rate ever, out of any western player."}, {"start": 7821.42, "end": 7827.5, "text": " And how about we go for two challenger accounts? Not just one! They said that I'd be hard said"}, {"start": 7827.5, "end": 7835.26, "text": " Grandmaster, I'll get you! Child accounts! And then when I sit there and I have my three child accounts,"}, {"start": 7835.26, "end": 7842.26, "text": " I don't want to fight this."}, {"start": 7843.18, "end": 7850.18, "text": " I do not want to fight this."}, {"start": 7850.18, "end": 7852.18, "text": " our trip is on the fucking plumber"}, {"start": 7852.18, "end": 7856.18, "text": " my fight back is not scheduled for another three weeks"}, {"start": 7856.18, "end": 7859.18, "text": " and you know what, I just might exciting"}, {"start": 7859.18, "end": 7861.18, "text": " to a little bit of a challenge"}, {"start": 7861.18, "end": 7864.18, "text": " you guys still have something to prove"}, {"start": 7864.18, "end": 7868.18, "text": " come and count, it's nice, but it's not enough"}, {"start": 7869.18, "end": 7872.18, "text": " it's not running enough"}, {"start": 7880.18, "end": 7901.1, "text": " You can always be higher up, you can always have a higher win rate, you can always be"}, {"start": 7901.1, "end": 7905.1, "text": " I don't think they have a better understanding of everything."}, {"start": 7919.1, "end": 7922.1, "text": " And this is only the first time."}, {"start": 7961.1, "end": 7967.1, "text": " can't stop, I get to do the shin-tick"}, {"start": 7967.1, "end": 7969.900000000001, "text": " Chopped out with hands, I'm gunna ring a big"}, {"start": 7969.900000000001, "end": 7971.900000000001, "text": " Chime's not some kind of imitation"}, {"start": 7971.900000000001, "end": 7974.54, "text": " Let's get back to do the further"}, {"start": 7974.54, "end": 7977.54, "text": " I'm gonna be strong, I can't come to play for"}, {"start": 7977.54, "end": 7980.04, "text": " Be a part of me and you just stay warm"}, {"start": 7980.04, "end": 7983.660000000001, "text": " In time, I'm also gonna run, inside your"}, {"start": 7983.660000000001, "end": 7985.38, "text": " This is the aim of my destiny"}, {"start": 7985.38, "end": 7988.38, "text": " We need to get the shit out now, guys, stop."}, {"start": 8002.38, "end": 8004.38, "text": " Only better to go to the left side for this."}, {"start": 8045.38, "end": 8068.5, "text": " I mean, that's just fucking cancer."}, {"start": 8068.5, "end": 8070.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8079.14, "end": 8082.02, "text": " Okay, no good eyes"}, {"start": 8098.5, "end": 8108.5, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 8108.5, "end": 8113.58, "text": " I'm going to be honest guys, I don't think it's good for me to focus the Ziggs and Morkas"}, {"start": 8113.58, "end": 8116.26, "text": " to zone us."}, {"start": 8116.26, "end": 8120.9, "text": " I just seem focused so my team is focused and lowkey."}, {"start": 8120.900000000001, "end": 8127.900000000001, "text": " my book is already out damaging my crack and that's crazy"}, {"start": 8150.900000000001, "end": 8157.900000000001, "text": " I'm a bit sad I don't have my health or my cost share."}, {"start": 8180.900000000001, "end": 8206.900000000001, "text": " I don't know if I'll be able to do that, but it doesn't matter much about us."}, {"start": 8236.9, "end": 8238.9, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 8239.9, "end": 8241.9, "text": " There you are. Fucking God."}, {"start": 8247.9, "end": 8248.9, "text": " I'm not him."}, {"start": 8255.9, "end": 8257.9, "text": " SHIT! FUCKING HALT ME!"}, {"start": 8260.9, "end": 8263.9, "text": " HIT THE NEXT IS NOT THE PLAN!"}, {"start": 8266.9, "end": 8268.9, "text": " Nah, it wasn't a flash, I'm fine."}, {"start": 8268.9, "end": 8270.9, "text": " Uh, ult me."}, {"start": 8273.9, "end": 8277.9, "text": " Larry's slicing through him like it's fucking warm butter, bro."}, {"start": 8277.9, "end": 8279.9, "text": " Like it's warm butter."}, {"start": 8289.9, "end": 8290.9, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 8296.9, "end": 8298.9, "text": " I can't see a child in the shopping mall."}, {"start": 8300.9, "end": 8302.9, "text": " Even when I'm going to school, I'm like this."}, {"start": 8302.9, "end": 8304.9, "text": " I'm like this."}, {"start": 8304.9, "end": 8306.9, "text": " I can't see a child in the shopping mall."}, {"start": 8310.9, "end": 8312.9, "text": " I know I should be at the theater,"}, {"start": 8312.9, "end": 8314.9, "text": " but you know, I'm like this."}, {"start": 8314.9, "end": 8316.9, "text": " You are always with me,"}, {"start": 8316.9, "end": 8318.9, "text": " but you're like this."}, {"start": 8318.9, "end": 8320.9, "text": " You're like this."}, {"start": 8320.9, "end": 8322.9, "text": " I don't wanna go."}, {"start": 8322.9, "end": 8324.9, "text": " I'm like this."}, {"start": 8324.9, "end": 8326.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8346.66, "end": 8348.66, "text": " Jesus"}, {"start": 8350.18, "end": 8352.18, "text": " To my most my most my most"}, {"start": 8354.9, "end": 8376.9, "text": " I didn't even sell. I don't even think so. Unless I wanted to sell my Kraken Slayer for"}, {"start": 8376.9, "end": 8381.9, "text": " Let's get a bit of tanker."}, {"start": 8381.9, "end": 8386.9, "text": " Kind of like it."}, {"start": 8386.9, "end": 8388.9, "text": " With Borg Winsu's Terminus, you have enough damage."}, {"start": 8388.9, "end": 8390.9, "text": " You don't need a crack on top of that."}, {"start": 8406.9, "end": 8408.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8427.779999999999, "end": 8429.779999999999, "text": " Yo top top top top"}, {"start": 8429.779999999999, "end": 8431.779999999999, "text": " I should"}, {"start": 8466.9, "end": 8482.9, "text": " I want them to start like, uh, like, pressuring the, uh, nicest."}, {"start": 8482.9, "end": 8484.9, "text": " That's him running GG!"}, {"start": 8484.9, "end": 8485.9, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 8485.9, "end": 8486.9, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 8486.9, "end": 8487.9, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 8487.9, "end": 8488.9, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 8488.9, "end": 8489.9, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 8489.9, "end": 8490.9, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 8490.9, "end": 8491.9, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 8491.9, "end": 8492.9, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 8492.9, "end": 8494.9, "text": " Yep GG."}, {"start": 8494.9, "end": 8499.9, "text": " If I flash on him, he was also on me, so maybe I can follow."}, {"start": 8522.9, "end": 8527.9, "text": " my friends that cover me just want to lay me down"}, {"start": 8527.9, "end": 8529.9, "text": " on the truck and get some sleep"}, {"start": 8529.9, "end": 8531.9, "text": " carry on through the storm"}, {"start": 8531.9, "end": 8534.9, "text": " tie our soldiers in a smoke"}, {"start": 8534.9, "end": 8536.9, "text": " and then the one with mighty claws"}, {"start": 8536.9, "end": 8537.9, "text": " ooooh"}, {"start": 8537.9, "end": 8538.9, "text": " I almost put the jinx in there"}, {"start": 8540.9, "end": 8541.9, "text": " holy shim"}, {"start": 8542.9, "end": 8544.9, "text": " the founder dive"}, {"start": 8546.9, "end": 8547.9, "text": " alright nice"}, {"start": 8547.9, "end": 8555.96, "text": " Oh my god, bro, we're actually hitting some fucking juicy wins today, bro."}, {"start": 8555.96, "end": 8556.96, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 8556.96, "end": 8560.9, "text": " But we're actually on a tear right now."}, {"start": 8560.9, "end": 8564.46, "text": " It's a 4-game win streak and we're literally like 1v9 every game."}, {"start": 8564.46, "end": 8565.46, "text": " It's crazy."}, {"start": 8565.46, "end": 8566.46, "text": " Yes, I know Dyson, I know."}, {"start": 8566.46, "end": 8567.46, "text": " And it's like, look at these performances, bro."}, {"start": 8567.46, "end": 8568.46, "text": " The fucking performances."}, {"start": 8568.460000000001, "end": 8570.240000000002, "text": " I know Dyson, I know!"}, {"start": 8570.240000000002, "end": 8573.740000000002, "text": " And it's like, look at these performances, bro!"}, {"start": 8573.740000000002, "end": 8576.02, "text": " The fucking performances!"}, {"start": 8578.86, "end": 8580.400000000001, "text": " Read the pin message."}, {"start": 8582.02, "end": 8582.86, "text": " Oh, here."}, {"start": 8585.18, "end": 8586.900000000001, "text": " Oh my God, dude, wow."}, {"start": 8586.900000000001, "end": 8589.1, "text": " We're actually going insane now."}, {"start": 8589.1, "end": 8591.26, "text": " Guys, two more wins?"}, {"start": 8591.26, "end": 8593.140000000001, "text": " And it's like we actually undid the whole lawsuit"}, {"start": 8593.140000000001, "end": 8595.1, "text": " from yesterday, unironically."}, {"start": 8595.1, "end": 8600.1, "text": " What's that scouting? Slash chain? We'll see."}, {"start": 8600.1, "end": 8607.1, "text": " We're going to have to see because the thing is that today we're going to be playing Variety."}, {"start": 8607.1, "end": 8609.1, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 8619.1, "end": 8624.1, "text": " You almost reflect the entire game with those early game dives, I agree."}, {"start": 8624.1, "end": 8626.1, "text": " What are you going to be playing at 5?"}, {"start": 8626.1, "end": 8631.1, "text": " We're going to be playing Gamble with your friends and Liars Bar"}, {"start": 8631.1, "end": 8635.1, "text": " with Stabo Ronaldo, Joe Bartoloz, and Jensen."}, {"start": 8637.1, "end": 8640.1, "text": " Now the other thing is that it's about"}, {"start": 8654.1, "end": 8656.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8684.1, "end": 8686.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8714.1, "end": 8716.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8744.1, "end": 8746.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8774.1, "end": 8776.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8804.1, "end": 8806.1, "text": " You"}, {"start": 8834.1, "end": 8852.7, "text": " Alright, let's hear it guys."}, {"start": 8852.7, "end": 8856.86, "text": " Top lane, Xin Zhao, mid lane, Chou De Geurth?"}, {"start": 8856.86, "end": 8862.220000000001, "text": " Umm, I'm gonna be honest, I might do training force this game."}, {"start": 8862.22, "end": 8874.939999999999, "text": " for stopping just to match the Kindred's early pressure how do you have so many"}, {"start": 8874.939999999999, "end": 8880.98, "text": " viewers I don't know did people have just been in short enjoying the stream"}, {"start": 8880.98, "end": 8885.66, "text": " recently chat type one if you're a real viewer type if you're a view bot and"}, {"start": 8885.66, "end": 8891.3, "text": " everyone needs to be honest everyone needs to be honest because I don't think"}, {"start": 8891.300000000001, "end": 8896.300000000001, "text": " we have any view bots right now I think it's all real viewers and bad in there in the"}, {"start": 8896.300000000001, "end": 8901.580000000002, "text": " front welcome thank you please dodge at dawn test not okay bro okay I do not"}, {"start": 8901.580000000002, "end": 8906.460000000001, "text": " looks okay this game why would we dodge if I go try for a stabby I should be"}, {"start": 8906.460000000001, "end": 8913.78, "text": " completely fine it's not a way and blue color it's all welcome thank you"}, {"start": 8913.78, "end": 8923.78, "text": " So the enemy jungler is a pro player."}, {"start": 8923.78, "end": 8934.34, "text": " I'm just happy that I'm not on red side this game."}, {"start": 8934.34, "end": 8938.300000000001, "text": " If I was on red side the chance of him doing a 3 camp and then invading me with his bot"}, {"start": 8938.300000000001, "end": 8945.300000000001, "text": " probably be huge but since I'm on the blue side"}, {"start": 8955.86, "end": 8962.86, "text": " I guess I'm gonna fuck myself no one's even answering me cheers"}, {"start": 8962.86, "end": 8970.86, "text": " Okay, it's 50-50, that's one."}, {"start": 8970.86, "end": 8980.060000000001, "text": " He's probably going to go rafters and level 2 invade on my ground, without this team."}, {"start": 8980.060000000001, "end": 8985.980000000001, "text": " So I'm not going to smite my bro, I'm going to have to smite it after."}, {"start": 8985.980000000001, "end": 8991.54, "text": " Oh, is he actually going to poke clear now?"}, {"start": 8991.54, "end": 8996.54, "text": " Nice bro! Nice, I like that."}, {"start": 9003.54, "end": 9010.54, "text": " I'm so uh, not gonna smite the blue though. Cause you could still do like red insta invade, right?"}, {"start": 9010.54, "end": 9015.54, "text": " If I had a gun, I would say he was wrong, but these guys burn a thing. They're pretty awesome."}, {"start": 9024.54, "end": 9029.54, "text": " I had a dream tonight that I got shot twice because I was your fan, and we took a dick together."}, {"start": 9029.54, "end": 9032.54, "text": " Is this a sign to take a bounty plate?"}, {"start": 9040.54, "end": 9042.54, "text": " I send you bad premonitions"}, {"start": 9043.12, "end": 9046.18, "text": " But if you keep watching me, then you're gonna like a sandcast everything"}, {"start": 9063.380000000001, "end": 9066.560000000001, "text": " We also guys I'd actually be down for the bad and sick rags there"}, {"start": 9070.54, "end": 9095.380000000001, "text": " I need priority guys the game is going to start on this level crab long coming"}, {"start": 9095.380000000001, "end": 9097.380000000001, "text": " walk in, walk in"}, {"start": 9125.380000000001, "end": 9142.380000000001, "text": " I never rush, I never rush, tier 2 boots ever, if I see offensive boots from during this game."}, {"start": 9142.380000000001, "end": 9143.380000000001, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 9143.380000000001, "end": 9146.380000000001, "text": " Because Kendrick can go fuck herself, that's why."}, {"start": 9146.380000000001, "end": 9147.380000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9147.380000000001, "end": 9154.380000000001, "text": " So, she got one more kill then I did, but I did get the crabs, so I think that's okay."}, {"start": 9154.380000000001, "end": 9164.380000000001, "text": " I thought I should look up this one."}, {"start": 9164.380000000001, "end": 9179.380000000001, "text": " Oh, please don't up W. Please don't up W."}, {"start": 9179.380000000001, "end": 9195.300000000001, "text": " Does my Zin up cancer?"}, {"start": 9195.300000000001, "end": 9197.300000000001, "text": " My bad!"}, {"start": 9197.300000000001, "end": 9204.34, "text": " I mean bro, we're playing in like a borderline challenger lobby, like, like if you just"}, {"start": 9234.34, "end": 9236.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9247.1, "end": 9250.06, "text": " Low key canceling low key canceling where we're suffering"}, {"start": 9254.14, "end": 9260.460000000001, "text": " I came home kind of does fucking to though, you know, honestly the body the choke after this"}, {"start": 9264.34, "end": 9286.34, "text": " Come on, let's go Chobgurth, you gotta get this bro."}, {"start": 9286.34, "end": 9288.34, "text": " You wanna dive?"}, {"start": 9296.34, "end": 9298.34, "text": " Show 1 Q?"}, {"start": 9303.34, "end": 9305.34, "text": " I'll take the 1 for 1."}, {"start": 9305.34, "end": 9307.34, "text": " I guess it's okay."}, {"start": 9307.34, "end": 9309.34, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 9315.460000000001, "end": 9318.66, "text": " Is there any way for us to ever fight on this crab now"}, {"start": 9324.94, "end": 9327.22, "text": " He should already be on it, yeah"}, {"start": 9337.34, "end": 9349.9, "text": " I need to get this smite, if I get this smite I get sick so if he tries to contest him I should win"}, {"start": 9349.9, "end": 9367.1, "text": " Alright guys talk to bubble, look on the dragon and no one will be okay, let's get it done"}, {"start": 9367.1, "end": 9373.1, "text": " Any advice for a nephiri, midlaner, and bronze?"}, {"start": 9373.1, "end": 9377.7, "text": " I mean, this is nephir like, literally the most broken chat nowadays."}, {"start": 9377.7, "end": 9379.7, "text": " I always hear everyone complain about it."}, {"start": 9397.1, "end": 9398.1, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9398.1, "end": 9425.2, "text": " I'm just going to finish both side of my efforts while I'm jogging."}, {"start": 9425.2, "end": 9430.2, "text": " I'm gonna have my ghost, I'm gonna have my ult, I'm gonna have my monkey damage might."}, {"start": 9446.2, "end": 9447.2, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 9447.2, "end": 9457.2, "text": " I don't think this is boarded."}, {"start": 9457.2, "end": 9467.2, "text": " Bro, he can portal us in."}, {"start": 9467.2, "end": 9472.2, "text": " He's barred."}, {"start": 9472.2, "end": 9474.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9474.720000000001, "end": 9477.36, "text": " Dada that I should like tells me"}, {"start": 9482.400000000001, "end": 9485.6, "text": " That actually tells me did a food have gone there sooner"}, {"start": 9486.880000000001, "end": 9490.58, "text": " Now that I actually tells me I'm a newer league streamer hard stuff"}, {"start": 9490.960000000001, "end": 9496.720000000001, "text": " What's it take for some Dante's coaching help abroad out? Please rolling on the floor laughing?"}, {"start": 9496.72, "end": 9504.699999999999, "text": " I'm gonna be honest when listen blue collar when it comes to me like during coaching"}, {"start": 9504.699999999999, "end": 9507.699999999999, "text": " I need to know that I'm gonna like fuck with the person's personality and she like that"}, {"start": 9507.699999999999, "end": 9512.3, "text": " I see some I said we will have asked me for coaching but it's like I don't want to sit"}, {"start": 9512.3, "end": 9515.9, "text": " there and just for the guy coaches everyone if I don't feel like it's gonna match well"}, {"start": 9515.9, "end": 9519.42, "text": " because I don't like coaching at all so what makes it fun with James here is that it's"}, {"start": 9519.42, "end": 9526.26, "text": " like I can make it like me coaching and I know that it like it does well."}, {"start": 9526.26, "end": 9530.26, "text": " he does well it's like fun people enjoy it so now to just round me so I'll go"}, {"start": 9530.26, "end": 9531.26, "text": " channel"}, {"start": 9541.26, "end": 9543.26, "text": " okay we're gonna have to pivot the top to bottom now"}, {"start": 9551.26, "end": 9554.26, "text": " we all talk though we should still be able to potentially win this game"}, {"start": 9556.26, "end": 9572.1, "text": " maybe just lock in on coaching yeah but the thing is I don't enjoy it like you"}, {"start": 9572.1, "end": 9575.380000000001, "text": " have to understand people have been asking me for years even when I had like"}, {"start": 9575.380000000001, "end": 9579.66, "text": " what fucking 700 viewers like a month and a half ago people would ask me like"}, {"start": 9579.66, "end": 9583.460000000001, "text": " how much for coaching I would tell them a thousand dollars for one game because"}, {"start": 9583.460000000001, "end": 9585.460000000001, "text": " I don't want to do it."}, {"start": 9585.460000000001, "end": 9587.460000000001, "text": " Can't escape that, can't rush."}, {"start": 9589.460000000001, "end": 9591.460000000001, "text": " I generally just don't want to do it."}, {"start": 9591.460000000001, "end": 9595.460000000001, "text": " For me, the reason why I'm down for it with Jinx is because our personalities mesh so well."}, {"start": 9595.460000000001, "end": 9599.460000000001, "text": " And it's the same reason why I'd be open to high buys as well."}, {"start": 9599.460000000001, "end": 9602.460000000001, "text": " Because if he also has a similar sense of humor too, it's okay."}, {"start": 9604.460000000001, "end": 9610.460000000001, "text": " But it's like, if I can be sure that it's going to be a really fun time in general, then I'd rather not."}, {"start": 9613.460000000001, "end": 9623.460000000001, "text": " I mean, there's some of that lines."}, {"start": 9623.460000000001, "end": 9637.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, well, they're just kind of new shit."}, {"start": 9637.460000000001, "end": 9645.980000000001, "text": " I'm going to be honest with you guys, it might be around on the second angle here."}, {"start": 9645.980000000001, "end": 9653.820000000002, "text": " Let's go to entertainment too."}, {"start": 9653.820000000002, "end": 9658.1, "text": " Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like it has to be like I would sit there and I'd be like"}, {"start": 9658.1, "end": 9662.500000000002, "text": " doing this coaching session would be more fun for me and more fun for my viewers than"}, {"start": 9662.5, "end": 9669.5, "text": " And if I were to just play a standard soloquee game, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 9676.18, "end": 9683.18, "text": " You can get a really nice invade off here."}, {"start": 9683.78, "end": 9687.02, "text": " I wonder if this sub too..."}, {"start": 9687.02, "end": 9689.02, "text": " I guess I'm just back off him."}, {"start": 9695.460000000001, "end": 9696.74, "text": " How'd you go Tram Force this game?"}, {"start": 9696.74, "end": 9698.1, "text": " Cause I have to be a slave."}, {"start": 9698.1, "end": 9699.1, "text": " I'd be locked in Kindred."}, {"start": 9700.82, "end": 9705.94, "text": " I'd be locked in Kindred so I have to go Tram Force Tabi's and just like make it through the early game and then hope we got mid game or fine."}, {"start": 9707.1, "end": 9709.9, "text": " Unfortunately it's not a game that I can ever carry, ever."}, {"start": 9709.9, "end": 9711.54, "text": " Which sucks but,"}, {"start": 9711.54, "end": 9712.060000000001, "text": " it is what it is."}, {"start": 9712.06, "end": 9717.42, "text": " I think the content would be fun Grin join the stream sometime and see if you think you'd match"}, {"start": 9718.42, "end": 9720.42, "text": " Yeah, I'll see I'll see though"}, {"start": 9720.98, "end": 9722.98, "text": " But thank you"}, {"start": 9727.06, "end": 9733.14, "text": " It's your buddy dude, I just follow a little inter post you look so boss WTE shut up"}, {"start": 9733.14, "end": 9739.58, "text": " I didn't look I still do look bro. It's just sliding and I'm the angle. That's all this"}, {"start": 9742.06, "end": 9747.06, "text": " As I said, you're just sliding an angle and an empty family environment slot. Thank you."}, {"start": 9752.06, "end": 9754.06, "text": " I really want to see if we can focus right here."}, {"start": 9772.06, "end": 9785.699999999999, "text": " Wow. So every fucking summoner on the planet and their mother was used there."}, {"start": 9785.699999999999, "end": 9792.06, "text": " It's only second drive, we honestly could get this, I'm not that against."}, {"start": 9802.06, "end": 9804.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9832.06, "end": 9834.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9862.06, "end": 9864.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9892.06, "end": 9894.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9922.06, "end": 9924.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9952.06, "end": 9954.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9982.06, "end": 9984.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10012.06, "end": 10014.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10042.06, "end": 10044.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10072.06, "end": 10074.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10102.06, "end": 10104.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10132.06, "end": 10134.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10162.06, "end": 10169.06, "text": " I mean, there's always a chance I grab kill and..."}, {"start": 10192.06, "end": 10208.06, "text": " I just thought that what I said I really hope that they don't first pick injured and then"}, {"start": 10208.06, "end": 10210.06, "text": " that's literally what they did."}, {"start": 10210.06, "end": 10212.06, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't?"}, {"start": 10212.06, "end": 10214.06, "text": " But uh Kevin, they're so welcome."}, {"start": 10214.06, "end": 10215.06, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10215.06, "end": 10220.06, "text": " If it makes you feel sad, and I understand."}, {"start": 10220.06, "end": 10222.06, "text": " Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' DOLLE?"}, {"start": 10222.06, "end": 10224.06, "text": " Best heckle in the world."}, {"start": 10224.06, "end": 10226.06, "text": " And, uh, bread there and turkey on some mac."}, {"start": 10226.06, "end": 10228.06, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10228.06, "end": 10230.06, "text": " Have you lost the next game?"}, {"start": 10230.06, "end": 10232.06, "text": " 50 seconds, no breathing."}, {"start": 10232.06, "end": 10234.06, "text": " Bro, I'm telling you, this game is"}, {"start": 10234.06, "end": 10236.06, "text": " unironically just unfortunate."}, {"start": 10236.06, "end": 10238.06, "text": " Like, I swear to God."}, {"start": 10240.06, "end": 10242.06, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 10242.06, "end": 10252.06, "text": " I said you're just kind of unlucky."}, {"start": 10252.06, "end": 10262.06, "text": " My viewers are being points for me to show my titties every night."}, {"start": 10262.06, "end": 10269.06, "text": " You'd be missing out if you didn't keep at least one."}, {"start": 10269.06, "end": 10274.06, "text": " It's like now you're overdoing it."}, {"start": 10274.06, "end": 10282.06, "text": " Alright, is there only a good book on a Shun Kill?"}, {"start": 10282.06, "end": 10287.06, "text": " Because if the overcommit on our Cho'Gath then we get this."}, {"start": 10287.06, "end": 10298.06, "text": " Yeah, real shit though, Arcade has actually felt like she could one behind this."}, {"start": 10298.06, "end": 10323.06, "text": " I mean, we're already like unofficially jammed right now."}, {"start": 10323.06, "end": 10352.06, "text": " I'm going to be honest guys, I don't have anything to say about this game, but I'm"}, {"start": 10352.06, "end": 10359.06, "text": " I don't have any wards this time."}, {"start": 10359.06, "end": 10372.06, "text": " I genuinely have no wards."}, {"start": 10372.06, "end": 10376.06, "text": " If I go for this red here, it's gonna pull the kinship back."}, {"start": 10376.06, "end": 10388.439999999999, "text": " gonna stop like okay so we need to play around here in a matter of what right"}, {"start": 10418.44, "end": 10429.54, "text": " We just back up and then we just go shape dragon. That's all we have to do"}, {"start": 10440.08, "end": 10443.26, "text": " As long as we play on this they can't get so on this is really good"}, {"start": 10448.44, "end": 10455.44, "text": " like it's actually winnable right now"}, {"start": 10455.44, "end": 10462.44, "text": " I need that fucking braver."}, {"start": 10473.44, "end": 10480.44, "text": " Okay, so we're about to go for our stacks. Once I get that, I'm gonna be really huge."}, {"start": 10485.44, "end": 10490.44, "text": " Yeah, we need to put on killing slimmers right now though."}, {"start": 10503.44, "end": 10506.44, "text": " If I just use over the wall, it's my 4 times."}, {"start": 10506.44, "end": 10509.880000000001, "text": " oh okay"}, {"start": 10513.800000000001, "end": 10520.300000000001, "text": " he's okay on ashes rapid fire cannon now bro I didn't know this might be a Kate"}, {"start": 10520.300000000001, "end": 10524.44, "text": " V9 this game like I'm not even kidding you"}, {"start": 10524.44, "end": 10536.380000000001, "text": " I need one hundred gold so I'm just get mid-wave and then afterwards I reset"}, {"start": 10536.380000000001, "end": 10537.380000000001, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 10537.380000000001, "end": 10556.18, "text": " Okay, so Karen Flash is up in 30 seconds, we don't really want to force a fight before"}, {"start": 10556.18, "end": 10557.18, "text": " that."}, {"start": 10557.18, "end": 10560.18, "text": " Oh, wait a second."}, {"start": 10560.18, "end": 10565.18, "text": " Yeah, this fight's a party."}, {"start": 10565.18, "end": 10572.18, "text": " I think the actual one in this game is pretty good."}, {"start": 10580.18, "end": 10583.18, "text": " Damn, my chou got the archer to really good fun and then he just fucked up."}, {"start": 10584.18, "end": 10586.18, "text": " WOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH"}, {"start": 10586.18, "end": 10587.18, "text": " Right!"}, {"start": 10587.18, "end": 10594.18, "text": " I think they actually won this game."}, {"start": 10601.18, "end": 10608.18, "text": " Uh, Cait, Cait, please run."}, {"start": 10617.18, "end": 10634.18, "text": " Well, I think we just got this for free here, unless Javanult still said, please god no."}, {"start": 10634.18, "end": 10641.18, "text": " Okay guys, if Kdaa has a completed butt thurs here, I'm going to start coming everywhere."}, {"start": 10641.18, "end": 10643.18, "text": " Go on the angel, I'll take that."}, {"start": 10645.380000000001, "end": 10647.380000000001, "text": " And she has flash."}, {"start": 10651.08, "end": 10655.58, "text": " But this ADC is like borderline LCS by the way, like he's almost a pro player."}, {"start": 10655.58, "end": 10658.58, "text": " I don't know if he ever went pro, if he was only like tier 2, but..."}, {"start": 10660.58, "end": 10662.58, "text": " He was like trying out for once in a long time."}, {"start": 10663.18, "end": 10665.18, "text": " Like when I was making tier 2 on him."}, {"start": 10671.18, "end": 10674.42, "text": " or you on the center top"}, {"start": 10674.42, "end": 10678.220000000001, "text": " if you can stop her from resetting"}, {"start": 10678.220000000001, "end": 10681.82, "text": " oh my, where we actually want"}, {"start": 10681.82, "end": 10688.82, "text": " that's actually him over"}, {"start": 10690.7, "end": 10695.7, "text": " okay, that's her flash"}, {"start": 10695.7, "end": 10697.7, "text": " Yo, oh yeah, it's no pressure. Yeah, it's no pressure"}, {"start": 10701.58, "end": 10703.58, "text": " They have no way fair they're no way fair"}, {"start": 10709.1, "end": 10711.26, "text": " Can please auto attack the next insert"}, {"start": 10711.26, "end": 10727.06, "text": " How the fuck did I go so badly?"}, {"start": 10727.06, "end": 10728.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10728.06, "end": 10729.06, "text": " Like it!"}, {"start": 10729.06, "end": 10731.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10743.9, "end": 10745.9, "text": " All right, give a soul"}, {"start": 10759.06, "end": 10776.66, "text": " Yeah, Orianna has no ult now, or not, no ult, no flash."}, {"start": 10776.66, "end": 10785.019999999999, "text": " Marking it like this so they don't land on the killer."}, {"start": 10785.02, "end": 10786.82, "text": " Well, you honor no-fashional zone-ers."}, {"start": 10787.26, "end": 10788.44, "text": " Bard, can you alter?"}, {"start": 10788.86, "end": 10790.9, "text": " Bard, you fucking piece of shit, can you alter?"}, {"start": 10791.82, "end": 10793.220000000001, "text": " Niiiice!"}, {"start": 10805.42, "end": 10805.92, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 10807.7, "end": 10810.800000000001, "text": " Uhhh, it's only Javen? I'm gonna keep my ult for the Javen."}, {"start": 10811.26, "end": 10812.44, "text": " I don't mind running at them."}, {"start": 10815.02, "end": 10830.98, "text": " oh my god yes oh we fuck you and it's broken we take those"}, {"start": 10834.18, "end": 10842.1, "text": " wow gg though when is the right again to be about two hours"}, {"start": 10842.1, "end": 10847.1, "text": " Oh my god, what a good game dude. Jesus."}, {"start": 10847.1, "end": 10851.1, "text": " Guys, I think only one win away from what our pick was yesterday."}, {"start": 10851.1, "end": 10853.1, "text": " If I'm not mistaken."}, {"start": 10855.1, "end": 10857.1, "text": " Literally one win away."}, {"start": 10863.1, "end": 10867.1, "text": " But it's never first pick Hackerim ever again. I know bro."}, {"start": 10867.1, "end": 10870.1, "text": " I mean I didn't want to though, but it's like, what else am I gonna first pick?"}, {"start": 10870.1, "end": 10872.1, "text": " I can get countered on anything"}, {"start": 10876.1, "end": 10878.1, "text": " And I roofed 7 at the time, welcome. Thank you"}, {"start": 10888.1, "end": 10896.1, "text": " How do you ping teammates abilities? You hold tab and then you just like left click on the little uh, on the little like green circle and show yourself up"}, {"start": 10896.1, "end": 10902.880000000001, "text": " I was at the gym 10 I was in need of some motivation I was trying to find that Rocky"}, {"start": 10902.880000000001, "end": 10904.48, "text": " speech song you show James C."}, {"start": 10904.48, "end": 10908.04, "text": " All right so this is what we're going to do we're going to go on YouTube."}, {"start": 10908.04, "end": 10916.66, "text": " You're going to go on YouTube you're going to search up Doha now Powerful Feelings you're"}, {"start": 10916.66, "end": 10923.7, "text": " going to click on click on this one it's a song."}, {"start": 10923.7, "end": 10930.1, "text": " Feelings it's like my hardstyle playlist where it's like that's like the demon hardstyle bro like that's when you're going fucking crazy"}, {"start": 10934.42, "end": 10937.02, "text": " And I'm into thermos six months a mack thank you"}, {"start": 10938.140000000001, "end": 10943.220000000001, "text": " Can I breathe now? Yeah, we're good. It's like now. We're trying how many ones from challenge"}, {"start": 10943.220000000001, "end": 10948.18, "text": " I left this stream for like four hours, but we've won every game since the stream started so"}, {"start": 10949.140000000001, "end": 10951.140000000001, "text": " six ten minus eight twenty"}, {"start": 10951.14, "end": 10954.66, "text": " We're probably about like maybe seven ones away."}, {"start": 10954.66, "end": 10956.14, "text": " Seven tape ones away."}, {"start": 10956.14, "end": 10964.82, "text": " The enemy jungler back in was ranked three on the ladder by the way."}, {"start": 10964.82, "end": 10969.42, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10969.42, "end": 10972.019999999999, "text": " Oh that's not good."}, {"start": 10972.019999999999, "end": 10973.019999999999, "text": " Ouch."}, {"start": 10973.019999999999, "end": 10978.019999999999, "text": " Fuck you though if I can do it."}, {"start": 10978.02, "end": 10987.98, "text": " I was just gonna have a thousand eight hundred all p what"}, {"start": 10987.98, "end": 11004.26, "text": " Holy win streak yep literally why are you not grandmaster yet because the ladder only"}, {"start": 11004.26, "end": 11009.62, "text": " updates at uh... i think like three in the morning like three a.m. so we just"}, {"start": 11009.62, "end": 11013.62, "text": " used to say above the cutoff for the next five hours and then we got it."}, {"start": 11013.62, "end": 11041.380000000001, "text": " And uh, be happy to have someone so much, thank you!"}, {"start": 11041.380000000001, "end": 11043.380000000001, "text": " Can you change the title too?"}, {"start": 11047.880000000001, "end": 11048.380000000001, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 11048.980000000001, "end": 11049.480000000001, "text": " I gotcha."}, {"start": 11053.18, "end": 11055.18, "text": " Not a bad title change suggestion."}, {"start": 11058.18, "end": 11061.880000000001, "text": " Some people have 1800 LP, other people have 18k view bots."}, {"start": 11068.380000000001, "end": 11069.380000000001, "text": " Now shut the..."}, {"start": 11069.380000000001, "end": 11075.78, "text": " fffuck eeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"}, {"start": 11075.78, "end": 11081.12, "text": " it's all counts you can join fucks, i mean yeah, yeah the wins she gets like we might be able to"}, {"start": 11081.12, "end": 11083.300000000001, "text": " but i have to let you know dumbest cuz my uh"}, {"start": 11083.300000000001, "end": 11086.04, "text": " I might have to do something tomorrow round like lunch"}, {"start": 11086.04, "end": 11087.04, "text": " my pants"}, {"start": 11087.04, "end": 11089.54, "text": " so I'll let you know"}, {"start": 11089.54, "end": 11092.04, "text": " I'll let you know soon what ends up happening"}, {"start": 11092.04, "end": 11094.500000000002, "text": " but it would be like lunch but that's like 6"}, {"start": 11094.500000000002, "end": 11098.500000000002, "text": " yes or yes or something"}, {"start": 11099.380000000001, "end": 11106.380000000001, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, I don't really want to trade pick here, I'd rather not."}, {"start": 11106.380000000001, "end": 11114.380000000001, "text": " Well, game are you gonna play for Variety?"}, {"start": 11114.380000000001, "end": 11122.380000000001, "text": " I think it's gonna be Gambo to your friends on Liar's Bar."}, {"start": 11122.380000000001, "end": 11129.18, "text": " So it's going to stop with this and then it's going to be this."}, {"start": 11129.18, "end": 11132.980000000001, "text": " Hey guys, I need to show you a video."}, {"start": 11132.980000000001, "end": 11138.500000000002, "text": " Okay wait wait wait guys, I sent Jinxia a video this morning, right?"}, {"start": 11138.500000000002, "end": 11141.1, "text": " But I don't think he understood it so I'm going to tell you guys right now."}, {"start": 11141.1, "end": 11145.18, "text": " Because I sent him a video on how you can like open your sinuses."}, {"start": 11145.18, "end": 11149.380000000001, "text": " But the problem is that the guy that was saying it was speaking in like Spanish or Portuguese."}, {"start": 11149.380000000001, "end": 11151.300000000001, "text": " So I think he thought it was like a troll video."}, {"start": 11151.300000000001, "end": 11158.380000000001, "text": " look okay are you guys looking? Okay this is what we're going to do. So you're going to"}, {"start": 11158.380000000001, "end": 11169.140000000001, "text": " grab your index finger like this. Grab your index fingers like this okay. Put it here"}, {"start": 11169.140000000001, "end": 11178.140000000001, "text": " and then push. And then you're going to do these small circles for like 30 seconds. Okay."}, {"start": 11178.14, "end": 11186.18, "text": " Then start breathing after thank me later bro"}, {"start": 11186.18, "end": 11195.06, "text": " Oh shit wait goob what the fuck"}, {"start": 11195.06, "end": 11197.539999999999, "text": " Name the 10 gifts bro please shed thank you"}, {"start": 11197.539999999999, "end": 11203.14, "text": " Thank you I appreciate"}, {"start": 11203.14, "end": 11210.14, "text": " The team, oh my god, it's gonna be okay, don't worry about it."}, {"start": 11220.14, "end": 11222.14, "text": " Alright, let's see guys."}, {"start": 11223.14, "end": 11228.14, "text": " It actually worked, what the fuck? It worked, it worked. It actually works."}, {"start": 11228.14, "end": 11232.14, "text": " Dude, I told you guys, I wasn't trolling, it actually works, yes."}, {"start": 11233.14, "end": 11246.58, "text": " holy fuck this is crazy things I I told you guys yes yes yes like it's actually"}, {"start": 11246.58, "end": 11253.98, "text": " like a broken strats it did nothing okay did a wrong done"}, {"start": 11254.82, "end": 11260.14, "text": " didn't work out click bait you guys are told I am gonna talk about folk here"}, {"start": 11260.14, "end": 11262.779999999999, "text": " The only problem is that chain will get bubble 2 and vape me so same"}, {"start": 11271.66, "end": 11278.939999999999, "text": " Dr. Dauntest no I'm not a doctor bro. I just have a Twitter account so sometimes I see these random tips pop up and then I'm like oh nice"}, {"start": 11282.82, "end": 11284.82, "text": " Like that's fucking cool"}, {"start": 11284.82, "end": 11289.44, "text": " are we gonna have to save our smite?"}, {"start": 11289.44, "end": 11292.279999999999, "text": " yo you guys know motherfuckers total?"}, {"start": 11292.279999999999, "end": 11294.48, "text": " yeah mark is here in part welcome, thank you"}, {"start": 11294.48, "end": 11298.48, "text": " now my nose is bleeding, jesus dude"}, {"start": 11298.48, "end": 11307.48, "text": " yeah you might have to go to the doctor"}, {"start": 11307.48, "end": 11310.32, "text": " okay so what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the wolves and after wolves we're"}, {"start": 11310.32, "end": 11312.32, "text": " I'm gonna look on the rest of the bot side clear."}, {"start": 11321.699999999999, "end": 11326.5, "text": " So given that this so far doesn't look like Shaco's gonna do any invades,"}, {"start": 11326.5, "end": 11330.5, "text": " but I'm worried that he could look for a gank, so that's what I'm really worried about right now."}, {"start": 11331.76, "end": 11335.76, "text": " Cause let's say it goes for a bot gank here, my bot side instantly."}, {"start": 11340.32, "end": 11347.32, "text": " I can't believe they're in the farm, welcome. Thank you."}, {"start": 11352.32, "end": 11360.32, "text": " Okay, so what we do is we just play on the red and then after red we're gonna look on the cards."}, {"start": 11360.32, "end": 11367.32, "text": " It's gonna be worth it guys, it's genuinely looking not too bad for us right now."}, {"start": 11367.32, "end": 11374.32, "text": " I can imagine we just found this crap here, holy fucking shit."}, {"start": 11389.52, "end": 11396.52, "text": " You know what's so sad?"}, {"start": 11397.32, "end": 11404.32, "text": " I don't want to take the crab yet, are you sure you want to take the crab yet?"}, {"start": 11427.32, "end": 11429.32, "text": " fucking retarded"}, {"start": 11433.8, "end": 11435.8, "text": " Why did he not take the crab yet?"}, {"start": 11437.92, "end": 11442.1, "text": " It's a cinch use his flash does I mean I want to look for a top card though"}, {"start": 11444.84, "end": 11449.06, "text": " Nice not bad, okay, so now we can just wait for the folk there"}, {"start": 11449.08, "end": 11452.44, "text": " I'm gonna be honest not getting double CROG makes me not as angry anymore"}, {"start": 11452.44, "end": 11456.0, "text": " Cuz like any double card would have been a fall book as I'm just down like permanently"}, {"start": 11456.0, "end": 11458.0, "text": " I knew you did for a strike and anything"}, {"start": 11473.34, "end": 11476.04, "text": " Okay, so we're definitely gonna want to play for the rest of both there"}, {"start": 11482.44, "end": 11487.94, "text": " The buggy pants on so much. Thank you. It's gonna be fun though, it's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm excited."}, {"start": 11499.44, "end": 11503.44, "text": " Okay, maybe we should just look for the crux then after the crux we can look on the dragon here, okay?"}, {"start": 11512.44, "end": 11514.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11526.52, "end": 11528.52, "text": " Yeah, I'm just porcelain us"}, {"start": 11542.44, "end": 11549.44, "text": " how did he have sex?"}, {"start": 11559.08, "end": 11562.08, "text": " he must have reached so much exp, are you sure?"}, {"start": 11563.36, "end": 11566.36, "text": " alright guys, I'm not gonna lie, game's looking actually really fucking difficult now"}, {"start": 11572.44, "end": 11579.44, "text": " I just want some starting to have a piece like that."}, {"start": 11602.44, "end": 11604.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11632.44, "end": 11636.44, "text": " Why are you guys..."}, {"start": 11636.44, "end": 11642.44, "text": " Damn, when the fucking Shaco ran me unpromptedly for no reason to size the typecams to do,"}, {"start": 11642.44, "end": 11644.44, "text": " is there any fucking shit in his mouth on the red buff?"}, {"start": 11654.44, "end": 11658.44, "text": " Okay, so now we just went for the Tauzebot Boca, now we can look on the songbots."}, {"start": 11658.44, "end": 11666.44, "text": " on someone's boss. Like, is there any typing for no reason? Did I talk about you at all?"}, {"start": 11666.44, "end": 11679.28, "text": " Wait, is this guy retarded? There's always being serious. Dude, okay, so just so you guys"}, {"start": 11679.28, "end": 11689.12, "text": " can understand, right? It would be like for example, right? You sit there and I don't know."}, {"start": 11689.12, "end": 11694.08, "text": " Imagine there's a teacher, right? Imagine there's a teacher. And someone goes up to"}, {"start": 11694.08, "end": 11699.12, "text": " the teacher and they're like, shittiest lesson of the century, right? And then the teacher's"}, {"start": 11699.12, "end": 11702.960000000001, "text": " like, dude, what the fuck? Like, why are you randomly and properly saying that shit? And"}, {"start": 11702.960000000001, "end": 11708.0, "text": " then that person's like, dude, did I talk about you as a teacher? Why me? No fucking"}, {"start": 11708.0, "end": 11714.0, "text": " shit dude like yeah who the fuck makes dragon calls like I hope this means he's"}, {"start": 11714.0, "end": 11717.64, "text": " the brain damage one because I was just like like at least own it you know I"}, {"start": 11717.64, "end": 11721.36, "text": " mean like if you want to give cancer at least own it bro so like yeah I'm giving"}, {"start": 11721.36, "end": 11725.36, "text": " you cancer I'm proud of it okay sure like why pretend like you're not like"}, {"start": 11725.36, "end": 11734.04, "text": " you 100% are he's one guy new I'm getting one guy yes I'm getting fucking one guy"}, {"start": 11734.04, "end": 11736.04, "text": " I'm by the guy in the off-shot!"}, {"start": 11736.04, "end": 11738.04, "text": " Fuck's sake!"}, {"start": 11739.04, "end": 11741.04, "text": " Going uh..."}, {"start": 11758.04, "end": 11760.04, "text": " Nice one, 3 drops."}, {"start": 11764.04, "end": 11773.560000000001, "text": " Okay so now we're going to do something and play on these grubs and after this we're going"}, {"start": 11773.560000000001, "end": 11777.800000000001, "text": " to look for the wrappers and big."}, {"start": 11807.800000000001, "end": 11814.400000000001, "text": " Actually, I did say that okay, so you know what we're just gonna pivot from uh, we're gonna pivot we're gonna go axiom and then I'll go show"}, {"start": 11814.400000000001, "end": 11816.400000000001, "text": " To the next son"}, {"start": 11816.400000000001, "end": 11818.400000000001, "text": " Shows into creeper"}, {"start": 11818.76, "end": 11823.000000000002, "text": " Yeah, right. I did actually say that you're 100% right. Thank you for reminding me"}, {"start": 11828.68, "end": 11832.2, "text": " Look at bro, I could have repurposed those double longswords into death stands"}, {"start": 11837.800000000001, "end": 11863.800000000001, "text": " Alright, as long as we're going to stay kill this Shaglan and go, okay?"}, {"start": 11863.800000000001, "end": 11889.800000000001, "text": " I made this fuckers right after, please."}, {"start": 11889.800000000001, "end": 11891.800000000001, "text": " I don't go to where I'm pitch-riding this slide."}, {"start": 11896.800000000001, "end": 11897.800000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11900.800000000001, "end": 11903.800000000001, "text": " This is super, super good for us."}, {"start": 11904.800000000001, "end": 11905.800000000001, "text": " Super good!"}, {"start": 11908.800000000001, "end": 11910.800000000001, "text": " This is super good!"}, {"start": 11911.800000000001, "end": 11913.800000000001, "text": " I'm fucking the German accent. It's good."}, {"start": 11914.800000000001, "end": 11915.800000000001, "text": " Super good."}, {"start": 11916.800000000001, "end": 11918.800000000001, "text": " No, but I only have the over pronounced R."}, {"start": 11919.800000000001, "end": 11921.800000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11921.800000000001, "end": 11930.18, "text": " No, I'm in there's only this guy just like boss comes on top of my fucking asshole, right?"}, {"start": 11934.800000000001, "end": 11936.800000000001, "text": " I mean my team's about to be here"}, {"start": 11941.880000000001, "end": 11943.880000000001, "text": " It's only that big at this oh"}, {"start": 11943.880000000001, "end": 11950.880000000001, "text": " nice very good nice okay we take those"}, {"start": 11956.880000000001, "end": 11958.880000000001, "text": " you don't pronounce the honors yeah that's what I'm saying"}, {"start": 11959.880000000001, "end": 11963.880000000001, "text": " this is super super it probably like super good right"}, {"start": 11963.880000000001, "end": 11966.880000000001, "text": " but I feel like it's not good it would be like good"}, {"start": 11966.880000000001, "end": 11970.880000000001, "text": " like good good"}, {"start": 11970.880000000001, "end": 11974.380000000001, "text": " FUCK! Am I FUCKING RETURNED?!"}, {"start": 11974.380000000001, "end": 11977.880000000001, "text": " I'm 8 games away from Challenger and this is the shit I'm saying!"}, {"start": 11977.880000000001, "end": 11979.380000000001, "text": " God damn it!"}, {"start": 11979.380000000001, "end": 11981.380000000001, "text": " Fucking retard, lock in!"}, {"start": 11984.880000000001, "end": 11986.380000000001, "text": " Fucking Christ!"}, {"start": 11986.380000000001, "end": 11988.380000000001, "text": " Fucking stupid bitch!"}, {"start": 11991.380000000001, "end": 11992.380000000001, "text": " Must..."}, {"start": 11997.380000000001, "end": 12000.380000000001, "text": " I mean, Chaco Duffin does not have his ult back up."}, {"start": 12000.880000000001, "end": 12011.68, "text": " now we have backup"}, {"start": 12011.68, "end": 12014.920000000002, "text": " we don't have to overcome it on this play"}, {"start": 12014.920000000002, "end": 12018.640000000001, "text": " have i just do centered poke, we got herald, resum and this shard"}, {"start": 12030.880000000001, "end": 12045.480000000001, "text": " Nice very good this looks like a free one for us actually"}, {"start": 12045.480000000001, "end": 12050.720000000001, "text": " Well we won on a six game loss streak to end up yesterday and then today we're gonna stop"}, {"start": 12050.720000000001, "end": 12058.2, "text": " the deal with the six game win streak that is fucking unbelievable wow"}, {"start": 12058.2, "end": 12062.640000000001, "text": " but i will give this one knows i got you know that excited i was like a"}, {"start": 12062.640000000001, "end": 12065.2, "text": " but it's not like"}, {"start": 12065.2, "end": 12068.6, "text": " what"}, {"start": 12068.6, "end": 12071.320000000002, "text": " actually"}, {"start": 12071.320000000002, "end": 12078.320000000002, "text": " like i want both parents"}, {"start": 12086.0, "end": 12087.84, "text": " unlike tyler one"}, {"start": 12087.84, "end": 12096.04, "text": " if he had hair and didn't have a crippling nicotine addiction."}, {"start": 12117.84, "end": 12119.9, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12147.84, "end": 12149.9, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12177.84, "end": 12179.9, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12207.84, "end": 12209.9, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12237.84, "end": 12239.9, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12267.84, "end": 12269.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12288.52, "end": 12291.8, "text": " Even bro, how's it got your god doing right now?"}, {"start": 12293.28, "end": 12295.4, "text": " Only a couple wins away from our child"}, {"start": 12295.4, "end": 12314.02, "text": " no one handful below key like two handfuls I think rubbish on all it says 8k"}, {"start": 12314.02, "end": 12324.32, "text": " now that's fucking crazy no way no way 8,000 people are watching right now"}, {"start": 12324.32, "end": 12329.32, "text": " Dude, that's literally more people than that Bob Drake's album."}, {"start": 12329.32, "end": 12330.32, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 12330.32, "end": 12331.32, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 12331.32, "end": 12338.32, "text": " Oh no, the Drake's fans are going to come after me."}, {"start": 12338.32, "end": 12340.32, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 12340.32, "end": 12346.08, "text": " I said Drake's fans aren't as bad as the Swifties."}, {"start": 12346.08, "end": 12347.32, "text": " We love Taylor Swift."}, {"start": 12347.32, "end": 12351.32, "text": " It makes sense that she takes a private jet to go to the Costco."}, {"start": 12351.32, "end": 12352.32, "text": " Cheers, though."}, {"start": 12352.32, "end": 12353.32, "text": " Oh, fuck, nice."}, {"start": 12353.32, "end": 12356.52, "text": " not fucking nice, I'm just angering everybody not for no reason."}, {"start": 12358.76, "end": 12360.92, "text": " You might have to read some of that first, you're about to top it."}, {"start": 12370.36, "end": 12371.32, "text": " I'll check you down."}, {"start": 12377.08, "end": 12378.84, "text": " I'm kinda worthless, but it's like..."}, {"start": 12378.84, "end": 12383.84, "text": " There's only an enemy to maybe use from the portion."}, {"start": 12390.84, "end": 12392.84, "text": " The Jhinx he can play lings today, maybe."}, {"start": 12393.84, "end": 12394.84, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 12401.84, "end": 12405.84, "text": " You genuinely have to look on the wrappers and after that lose your prone rest of the topside."}, {"start": 12408.84, "end": 12429.24, "text": " I'm so happy to see just how well you're doing."}, {"start": 12429.24, "end": 12437.199999999999, "text": " I'm here all 19,000 of these totally genuine you're sending you out from Beijing. Let them play. Thank you. I appreciate that"}, {"start": 12443.28, "end": 12445.28, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 12447.119999999999, "end": 12451.52, "text": " Yeah, I should up a guy that's fucking crazy"}, {"start": 12459.24, "end": 12486.64, "text": " I mean, if they could actually kill here, it's huge, but Sinch is such a fucking broken"}, {"start": 12486.64, "end": 12488.64, "text": " I'm just gonna say it"}, {"start": 12488.8, "end": 12492.539999999999, "text": " What a retarded champ to fucking retards real talk"}, {"start": 12495.039999999999, "end": 12497.439999999999, "text": " Like real talk whatever retarded champion"}, {"start": 12498.039999999999, "end": 12500.039999999999, "text": " retarded people"}, {"start": 12506.439999999999, "end": 12508.439999999999, "text": " It's a long time"}, {"start": 12509.0, "end": 12511.0, "text": " Guys, we're not at 20k"}, {"start": 12512.8, "end": 12514.8, "text": " Stop it's a viewbots"}, {"start": 12514.800000000001, "end": 12517.800000000001, "text": " And that NTA there in the front welcome. Thank you."}, {"start": 12520.800000000001, "end": 12522.800000000001, "text": " Two fucking viewbots!"}, {"start": 12544.800000000001, "end": 12546.800000000001, "text": " It's very fast, look at this here."}, {"start": 12560.420000000002, "end": 12563.080000000002, "text": " Hey, it's a bit of a rough one, guys. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 12565.1, "end": 12570.380000000001, "text": " I need to help my team and int to kill shaco when he comes out, I don't think anything matters as much as that to be honest."}, {"start": 12574.800000000001, "end": 12588.800000000001, "text": " Should I get Seraldo's next?"}, {"start": 12588.800000000001, "end": 12592.800000000001, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 12592.800000000001, "end": 12597.400000000001, "text": " Maybe Cleaver, actually."}, {"start": 12597.400000000001, "end": 12600.400000000001, "text": " But the Cleaver would literally just be first-senged."}, {"start": 12600.4, "end": 12602.4, "text": " Is that justified?"}, {"start": 12613.4, "end": 12616.4, "text": " I don't know, I don't think we're just percentage as justified, okay?"}, {"start": 12626.4, "end": 12627.4, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 12630.4, "end": 12635.26, "text": " Oh that's fucking huge, if I live here too-"}, {"start": 12635.26, "end": 12643.26, "text": " I think my voice impression had me dying, and I was a good one."}, {"start": 12643.26, "end": 12648.26, "text": " No Jinzy, please get away from my jumbo calves."}, {"start": 12648.26, "end": 12657.26, "text": " No that's not like the fight in the petafolk voice bro."}, {"start": 12657.26, "end": 12662.66, "text": " Like, you hear that and you're like, now that's like an 85 year old band that's a bit too close to the kids of the local park."}, {"start": 12662.66, "end": 12666.66, "text": " Bro, when you play with JYM XPI, let him make his own strategy."}, {"start": 12667.26, "end": 12671.06, "text": " But do it like he is playing chess and madness, just telling him what to do."}, {"start": 12671.06, "end": 12672.66, "text": " Yeah, that's goaded, what?"}, {"start": 12675.06, "end": 12677.460000000001, "text": " Okay guys, we're gonna have to play on this soul."}, {"start": 12677.460000000001, "end": 12681.66, "text": " But the problem is that they could locate me one shot the Baron at six runs."}, {"start": 12687.26, "end": 12691.26, "text": " Nice! Now this guy's smart. Good."}, {"start": 12703.26, "end": 12709.26, "text": " Okay, maybe we just found the wrappers and efforts we could play on my top crowd, but I feel like that could actually work really nicely. Okay."}, {"start": 12717.26, "end": 12727.26, "text": " I wonder if we could actually maybe work on..."}, {"start": 12727.26, "end": 12733.26, "text": " Because I'm going to be honest, we need to vote on Baron."}, {"start": 12733.26, "end": 12739.26, "text": " Because I do not want Chiguru to just solo it again."}, {"start": 12739.26, "end": 12740.300000000001, "text": " Run, ward please."}, {"start": 12741.94, "end": 12743.06, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 12744.5, "end": 12745.22, "text": " That's horrible."}, {"start": 12749.74, "end": 12751.02, "text": " That's not some shit."}, {"start": 12751.9, "end": 12753.18, "text": " You know what, I'm going to sing for this."}, {"start": 12753.18, "end": 12753.86, "text": " I'm coming."}, {"start": 12753.86, "end": 12755.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12767.82, "end": 12769.82, "text": " What"}, {"start": 12770.26, "end": 12773.220000000001, "text": " Hey, don't you just wanted to say can drag good old?"}, {"start": 12775.66, "end": 12777.66, "text": " Guys, it's a view"}, {"start": 12783.86, "end": 12794.480000000001, "text": " I feel bad for yelling cuz like I don't know if it's people donating to ragebait or people donating because they're generally like oh wow good shit you know"}, {"start": 12794.980000000001, "end": 12797.32, "text": " So it's like now I feel like an asshole, but it's like"}, {"start": 12806.04, "end": 12808.04, "text": " Yeah, give us a goodbye"}, {"start": 12814.86, "end": 12816.86, "text": " Lucian, please, bro."}, {"start": 12817.86, "end": 12819.86, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, jag, jag, jag, jag, jag."}, {"start": 12819.86, "end": 12849.82, "text": " I really am in the Shaco's head though."}, {"start": 12849.82, "end": 12851.82, "text": " this guy is like"}, {"start": 12855.42, "end": 12857.42, "text": " the boss is he typing"}, {"start": 12857.42, "end": 12878.42, "text": " All right, now I get to have my head, wait is this guy really still trying to gaslight me?"}, {"start": 12878.42, "end": 12883.42, "text": " That when he said nice shitty call that it wasn't directed towards the jungler that makes all the early game calls?"}, {"start": 12883.42, "end": 12890.42, "text": " There's no reason to think that I'm so bad for your most loyal, bodied viewer."}, {"start": 12890.42, "end": 12893.42, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 12893.42, "end": 12895.42, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12895.42, "end": 12905.42, "text": " Yo man, congrats on the 20k viewers I am, so proud of how far you have come to build"}, {"start": 12905.42, "end": 12907.42, "text": " your career to shut up"}, {"start": 12935.42, "end": 12945.42, "text": " I wish he was dying of cancer, good, fucking deserved."}, {"start": 12945.42, "end": 12962.42, "text": " Woooo, this guy's actually smurfing it right now."}, {"start": 12962.42, "end": 12968.42, "text": " Oh wow, he actually killed her with a W."}, {"start": 12974.42, "end": 12976.42, "text": " That's her? No, they've got countless."}, {"start": 12992.42, "end": 13019.1, "text": " I love typing like a retard it's so fun you type like a retard and it's like they can't"}, {"start": 13019.1, "end": 13022.98, "text": " even typed anything because you just respond like a boron and it's like it's"}, {"start": 13022.98, "end": 13026.58, "text": " like an impenetrable armor"}, {"start": 13049.1, "end": 13054.1, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 13054.1, "end": 13065.1, "text": " That's a bit of an input, so if it happens..."}, {"start": 13065.1, "end": 13074.1, "text": " Let's have my Orca lens running in case Shaco comes out to try to assassinate."}, {"start": 13074.1, "end": 13078.1, "text": " I think you probably reset though, if we make the mouse selects"}, {"start": 13080.1, "end": 13082.1, "text": " Oh god, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 13082.1, "end": 13085.1, "text": " Wait guys, what's in my Lucian full health?"}, {"start": 13086.1, "end": 13088.1, "text": " The fuck happens in south part of there?"}, {"start": 13091.1, "end": 13092.1, "text": " Right on"}, {"start": 13092.1, "end": 13095.1, "text": " Ah, I need to type like retark for the shaco again in a second"}, {"start": 13104.1, "end": 13123.66, "text": " like you legit cannot get mad it's like you know like ignorance is bliss it's"}, {"start": 13123.66, "end": 13127.62, "text": " like retardation is bliss in games like you really tell me the biggest more on"}, {"start": 13127.62, "end": 13132.34, "text": " ever and it's so fucking chill you legit feel nothing is just like fucking"}, {"start": 13132.34, "end": 13134.34, "text": " Happy"}, {"start": 13162.34, "end": 13175.7, "text": " I mean, if they can just stop Bax here, it's huge."}, {"start": 13175.7, "end": 13182.7, "text": " i think we should have to vote Kislam in the game"}, {"start": 13205.7, "end": 13223.460000000001, "text": " I told you guys it's a strategy it's a"}, {"start": 13223.460000000001, "end": 13252.460000000001, "text": " I don't like the fact that my ribbon is like half HP though, to be honest."}, {"start": 13252.460000000001, "end": 13265.460000000001, "text": " It's rough. It's rough."}, {"start": 13265.460000000001, "end": 13276.460000000001, "text": " Let me see if I can let me go."}, {"start": 13276.460000000001, "end": 13279.460000000001, "text": " Stop back. Stop back. Stop back. Stop back. Stop back."}, {"start": 13279.460000000001, "end": 13281.460000000001, "text": " I can't play without ulti but I can look for him"}, {"start": 13302.460000000001, "end": 13305.460000000001, "text": " I really thought we actually had a fucking backdoor angle though"}, {"start": 13305.460000000001, "end": 13306.460000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna lie dude"}, {"start": 13306.460000000001, "end": 13310.62, "text": " I did fuck I really thought we had it there"}, {"start": 13314.78, "end": 13316.78, "text": " No"}, {"start": 13317.7, "end": 13323.560000000001, "text": " It's okay, we're not gonna lose off that fuck me though, dude. I was sure we had it off that"}, {"start": 13336.460000000001, "end": 13338.460000000001, "text": " uh"}, {"start": 13346.54, "end": 13348.54, "text": " 600 gold fried in here"}, {"start": 13348.54, "end": 13377.54, "text": " I'm gonna run away or else I die to the elder."}, {"start": 13377.54, "end": 13400.54, "text": " I think we end up, I think we end up, I end up, I end up, I end up, I end up."}, {"start": 13407.54, "end": 13423.54, "text": " I know everyone else is weird, fuck you dude, fucking retard."}, {"start": 13423.54, "end": 13428.54, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 13428.54, "end": 13429.54, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 13429.54, "end": 13431.54, "text": " my god"}, {"start": 13431.54, "end": 13433.04, "text": " NICE"}, {"start": 13433.04, "end": 13436.54, "text": " bro we have no lost any games today holy fuck"}, {"start": 13438.54, "end": 13440.54, "text": " that's actually crazy"}, {"start": 13440.54, "end": 13442.54, "text": " and uh i can bear in the fire and welcome"}, {"start": 13442.54, "end": 13446.54, "text": " and goober bear in the fire as well for a brief shoutout to everyone on the spot"}, {"start": 13446.54, "end": 13447.54, "text": " thank you"}, {"start": 13447.54, "end": 13450.54, "text": " now dude winning that game actually makes me smile bro"}, {"start": 13450.54, "end": 13454.54, "text": " oh my god that cock sucker lost holy fuck that feels good"}, {"start": 13459.54, "end": 13467.86, "text": " Welcome to the jungle bitches. Yeah, though. Hey, I must be ex QC the way I fucking welcome that that shaker to the fucking jungle"}, {"start": 13467.86, "end": 13469.86, "text": " I game legit though"}, {"start": 13471.660000000002, "end": 13473.900000000001, "text": " Holy fuck you do that literally"}, {"start": 13478.02, "end": 13480.02, "text": " That's actually crazy"}, {"start": 13480.02, "end": 13488.6, "text": " You legit mental gattain bro that guy's brain was broken he was fucking pissed"}, {"start": 13488.6, "end": 13496.74, "text": " That's insane what the fuck what's good saut\u00e9"}, {"start": 13496.74, "end": 13505.7, "text": " Shaco players like the team of players in the jungle low key real honestly low key real"}, {"start": 13505.7, "end": 13513.140000000001, "text": " them. I don't have a f**k variety, let's go to Challenger today. Okay, well listen, definitely"}, {"start": 13513.140000000001, "end": 13518.58, "text": " not. I already promised Jinxie that I would do it, so there is no f**k variety. But out"}, {"start": 13518.58, "end": 13523.94, "text": " of curiosity guys, are you more excited to watch him play solo queue type 1, or to watch"}, {"start": 13523.94, "end": 13528.18, "text": " him play Liar's Bar, and gap him with your friends with Jinxie, Stable, Naldor, and Joe"}, {"start": 13528.18, "end": 13533.18, "text": " Bartolozzi? I'm going to be honest, dude, that sounds like it's going to be f**king fun."}, {"start": 13533.18, "end": 13537.42, "text": " And I've never even watched a gameplay of either of those games, I've never played them before,"}, {"start": 13537.42, "end": 13539.02, "text": " so it's gonna be like a completely new experience."}, {"start": 13539.02, "end": 13541.02, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?"}, {"start": 13541.02, "end": 13544.02, "text": " Yeah I count them, they're probably like, thank you."}, {"start": 13544.02, "end": 13552.34, "text": " Damn, that shaco's fucking pissed."}, {"start": 13552.34, "end": 13554.34, "text": " MOTHERFUCKERS PISSED."}, {"start": 13554.34, "end": 13560.34, "text": " Yeah, look, everyone's having one, dude."}, {"start": 13560.34, "end": 13566.34, "text": " Oh, it's actually just like two months in peace."}, {"start": 13566.34, "end": 13571.34, "text": " You're six or seven wins away?"}, {"start": 13571.34, "end": 13576.34, "text": " Are we?"}, {"start": 13576.34, "end": 13597.04, "text": " So right now we're 639 LP, Chandra cut off is 830."}, {"start": 13597.04, "end": 13601.26, "text": " actually two or three six or seven months away holy shit that's actually the same"}, {"start": 13601.26, "end": 13603.76, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 13605.640000000001, "end": 13610.060000000001, "text": " not yeah I know I'm 100% doing karate I was just good to see what everyone"}, {"start": 13610.060000000001, "end": 13614.68, "text": " would say but we're a hundred percent doing it"}, {"start": 13616.080000000002, "end": 13620.400000000001, "text": " I'm a beginner once you're trained but I'm not doing it"}, {"start": 13620.4, "end": 13626.0, "text": " and that having to beat you up surely it'll be with him wearing boxing gloves right maybe we'll see"}, {"start": 13627.119999999999, "end": 13627.6, "text": " we'll see"}, {"start": 13633.199999999999, "end": 13638.4, "text": " yo you guys know motherfucking don't they they're travel family welcome back thank you i am just here"}, {"start": 13638.4, "end": 13640.56, "text": " for the man himself i don't know i'm sure"}, {"start": 13646.24, "end": 13649.6, "text": " jungle counter pick unbelievable and then he walks in new no"}, {"start": 13650.4, "end": 13666.0, "text": " Okay, what do you want to play here?"}, {"start": 13666.0, "end": 13671.72, "text": " I want to go summoning I can build mud tracks."}, {"start": 13671.720000000001, "end": 13687.480000000001, "text": " a hacker with mark shots this game. Yeah I was just gonna mark shots with him. Maybe"}, {"start": 13687.480000000001, "end": 13697.160000000002, "text": " I don't even need mark shots all key. Such a gentleman cool dude, I wish you nothing"}, {"start": 13697.16, "end": 13712.6, "text": " of the best. Thank you. Appreciate it. And that's all I'm saying, thank you. Google AI"}, {"start": 13712.6, "end": 13719.48, "text": " says you're a 5'4\". But the only thing that's 5'4 about me is the f***ing anal cavity in"}, {"start": 13719.48, "end": 13724.68, "text": " my asshole that my f***ing wife fills every night with her f***ing strap on. Now I'm"}, {"start": 13724.68, "end": 13726.68, "text": " I'm like 5'9' and 5'10'"}, {"start": 13729.54, "end": 13733.880000000001, "text": " The first comment I always get on meeting greets always always always it's the same comment"}, {"start": 13734.62, "end": 13736.62, "text": " Dude, I thought you were taller"}, {"start": 13737.16, "end": 13740.62, "text": " Why are you so short in real life, bro? I thought you were taller"}, {"start": 13741.12, "end": 13747.54, "text": " Like okay fucking cheers. Yeah, I've heard it again. They're like I lay out this smile every time"}, {"start": 13747.54, "end": 13751.460000000001, "text": " It's like yeah, yeah, no, I'm shorter in real life than you would have thought. Yeah"}, {"start": 13751.460000000001, "end": 13756.820000000002, "text": " dude look I told her over you yeah nice broken ground side okay you want to"}, {"start": 13756.820000000002, "end": 13762.42, "text": " take the picture no you know it's like nice"}, {"start": 13765.86, "end": 13769.140000000001, "text": " haven't all the time"}, {"start": 13769.740000000002, "end": 13773.02, "text": " all right let's get them up"}, {"start": 13773.02, "end": 13775.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13778.58, "end": 13781.220000000001, "text": " Mean guys real talk I"}, {"start": 13783.220000000001, "end": 13785.220000000001, "text": " Mean we're gonna three come towards top of this game"}, {"start": 13787.1, "end": 13789.1, "text": " One million person"}, {"start": 13792.98, "end": 13795.66, "text": " I'll get energy today. Yeah, I'm doing good. Say honestly"}, {"start": 13795.66, "end": 13797.66, "text": " WHAAAAAT?"}, {"start": 13801.66, "end": 13803.66, "text": " Jesus! What the fuck?!"}, {"start": 13805.66, "end": 13810.66, "text": " Why the fuck would you ever even say that? What did I ever do to you, dude?"}, {"start": 13810.66, "end": 13828.66, "text": " Come on, please, just let me get the 3-cam gank and back in the game, okay?"}, {"start": 13828.66, "end": 13835.66, "text": " Oh, I'd say I want to get the three-camp gank off, but now he's like pushing him too far."}, {"start": 13835.66, "end": 13838.66, "text": " I'm lucky."}, {"start": 13845.66, "end": 13849.66, "text": " God, that fucking sucks."}, {"start": 13849.66, "end": 13855.66, "text": " I mean, what if Ekko's three-camping top, though?"}, {"start": 13855.66, "end": 13858.66, "text": " Oh, he has snowboard, actually."}, {"start": 13865.66, "end": 13867.66, "text": " Oh, where does that..."}, {"start": 13868.66, "end": 13870.66, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?"}, {"start": 13871.66, "end": 13873.66, "text": " We're gonna start recording here."}, {"start": 13873.66, "end": 13888.46, "text": " I wasted so much time god damn it and six five parents are welcome"}, {"start": 13903.66, "end": 13905.66, "text": " And uh, cleaning, everyone found us all."}, {"start": 13905.66, "end": 13906.66, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13906.66, "end": 13909.66, "text": " Where does the audio come from?"}, {"start": 13909.66, "end": 13913.66, "text": " Uh, I always talk about it, so I have this friend of Ale."}, {"start": 13913.66, "end": 13914.66, "text": " He doesn't stream anymore."}, {"start": 13914.66, "end": 13920.66, "text": " And at one point I went in his stream and he was on this like uh, like live chat service, whatever."}, {"start": 13920.66, "end": 13926.66, "text": " And I typed in his stream and then when I typed he asked the people that were like in his stream with him,"}, {"start": 13926.66, "end": 13929.66, "text": " or like the people that, who's like live he joined."}, {"start": 13929.66, "end": 13933.22, "text": " And he was like yo y'all know motherfucking know and I'll best second in the world"}, {"start": 13933.7, "end": 13935.86, "text": " And they're like who the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 13942.02, "end": 13944.5, "text": " How's your voice so intact I don't know bro"}, {"start": 13944.5, "end": 13950.46, "text": " I think my throat is like an asshole to be honest like I fucked it so hard over the last few weeks"}, {"start": 13950.7, "end": 13952.7, "text": " That it doesn't even get like sore anymore"}, {"start": 13952.7, "end": 13960.7, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, I actually swear to the fuck out of no one."}, {"start": 13960.7, "end": 13966.7, "text": " If I go show some of it, I need to go for that crab right away, but it's like I'm gonna"}, {"start": 13966.7, "end": 13969.7, "text": " have a bit of downtime, so..."}, {"start": 13969.7, "end": 13973.7, "text": " You don't know exhaust?"}, {"start": 13973.7, "end": 13978.7, "text": " You saw a special, doesn't it?"}, {"start": 13978.7, "end": 13989.640000000001, "text": " fucking bitch"}, {"start": 13989.640000000001, "end": 13994.640000000001, "text": " no no no I can't help you I can't help you if I help you I fuck myself I can't do it"}, {"start": 13994.64, "end": 13996.64, "text": " You guys know Motherfuckin' Dora?"}, {"start": 13996.64, "end": 13998.64, "text": " That's the best thing in the world."}, {"start": 14006.64, "end": 14008.64, "text": " We have a- I just put a few of these on."}, {"start": 14015.64, "end": 14016.64, "text": " WOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 14016.64, "end": 14018.64, "text": " Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Dora?"}, {"start": 14018.64, "end": 14019.64, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 14019.64, "end": 14025.8, "text": " Oh, and then I miss this one by one, yeah, because why the fuck one time I miss this"}, {"start": 14025.8, "end": 14026.8, "text": " one by fucking one?"}, {"start": 14026.8, "end": 14030.64, "text": " Nah, I shouldn't have won that one."}, {"start": 14030.64, "end": 14034.039999999999, "text": " Oh, nice!"}, {"start": 14034.039999999999, "end": 14035.039999999999, "text": " Great throw by me."}, {"start": 14035.039999999999, "end": 14036.039999999999, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 14036.039999999999, "end": 14037.039999999999, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 14037.039999999999, "end": 14038.039999999999, "text": " That's just..."}, {"start": 14038.039999999999, "end": 14048.039999999999, "text": " I'm just gonna catch him, but who have I been on, like, dragging, honestly?"}, {"start": 14048.04, "end": 14056.04, "text": " Always 6?"}, {"start": 14056.04, "end": 14069.04, "text": " Bro, my name is down to 2 Abos, I don't know how to feel about this fight."}, {"start": 14069.04, "end": 14079.04, "text": " You know we have brown here?"}, {"start": 14079.04, "end": 14091.160000000002, "text": " He's gonna stay in my raptor, so..."}, {"start": 14091.160000000002, "end": 14095.160000000002, "text": " I mean listen, I deserve to be in my raptor, so I just fucked up my whole tempo by dying"}, {"start": 14095.160000000002, "end": 14096.160000000002, "text": " red."}, {"start": 14096.16, "end": 14103.039999999999, "text": " Yo, why every time I talk about my cheesy dick, I get Vander timed out?"}, {"start": 14103.039999999999, "end": 14113.8, "text": " I mean, it's crazy because you have the answer in the question you just asked, right?"}, {"start": 14113.8, "end": 14116.8, "text": " It's like saying, you know, 2 plus 2 is 4, but what's 2 plus 2?"}, {"start": 14116.800000000001, "end": 14123.320000000002, "text": " I mean dude you like like you quite literally gave yourself the answer"}, {"start": 14139.320000000002, "end": 14141.320000000002, "text": " I don't like that even in there"}, {"start": 14146.800000000001, "end": 14166.76, "text": " He has a very smart team, that's the worst part about him."}, {"start": 14166.76, "end": 14194.56, "text": " Oh, it's my fault, it's all my fault."}, {"start": 14194.56, "end": 14198.96, "text": " see how many games where you are from challenges are a curse bro you know what it feels like"}, {"start": 14199.519999999999, "end": 14204.64, "text": " that's like you have a kid that's like an orphan and he's gonna get adopted right and like these"}, {"start": 14204.64, "end": 14209.68, "text": " two parents right they're about to like adopt him and their name is like mr and mrs smith right"}, {"start": 14210.32, "end": 14214.8, "text": " and then he sits there his name is charlie and he's like going to bed at night he's like oh my god"}, {"start": 14215.68, "end": 14223.119999999999, "text": " charlie smith charlie smith charlie smith his eyes close he feels that peace"}, {"start": 14223.880000000001, "end": 14231.900000000001, "text": " He wakes up he gets news that both of them died in a fucking fire, right? It's like wow, okay, so then a month later"}, {"start": 14233.26, "end": 14236.220000000001, "text": " Another couple mr. And mrs. Johnson"}, {"start": 14237.1, "end": 14239.26, "text": " They're saying that they're like we're gonna adopt you right"}, {"start": 14240.460000000001, "end": 14242.08, "text": " Goes about a night"}, {"start": 14242.08, "end": 14245.28, "text": " Charlie Johnson Charlie Johnson Charlie Johnson"}, {"start": 14245.92, "end": 14250.140000000001, "text": " Goes to bed wakes up finds out that both of them just got arrested for fucking like"}, {"start": 14250.14, "end": 14254.58, "text": " taking black tar heroin while driving fucking cheery suit and it's like"}, {"start": 14254.58, "end": 14259.34, "text": " every time every single time he sits there and he gets hopeful it just gets"}, {"start": 14259.34, "end": 14262.779999999999, "text": " ripped away from him and that's how it feels whenever you say how many games"}, {"start": 14262.779999999999, "end": 14266.98, "text": " where you are from challenger or like whatever I'm only four wins away from"}, {"start": 14266.98, "end": 14272.46, "text": " emeralds yep hey you just invoke the fucking curse buddy better way to see"}, {"start": 14272.46, "end": 14275.46, "text": " what happens next game"}, {"start": 14280.14, "end": 14305.939999999999, "text": " I love how much you grew as a streamer, you were just a bevel, you MLT, NHL ago."}, {"start": 14305.94, "end": 14311.74, "text": " you wrong but a tiny thing they've done so much it's been pretty amazing to see"}, {"start": 14311.74, "end": 14313.74, "text": " Honestly"}, {"start": 14321.26, "end": 14323.26, "text": " I'm doing great, bro"}, {"start": 14326.46, "end": 14328.46, "text": " Nice we have a shot on with"}, {"start": 14328.78, "end": 14334.82, "text": " And Pico down 31 saw and I curse back down the force of one sock back and the money at their parents off"}, {"start": 14334.9, "end": 14336.9, "text": " Let's get couch fight"}, {"start": 14341.74, "end": 14348.74, "text": " I'm not making you believe that."}, {"start": 14348.74, "end": 14353.74, "text": " Sorry, Johnny."}, {"start": 14353.74, "end": 14357.74, "text": " Fight!"}, {"start": 14357.74, "end": 14359.74, "text": " Fight!"}, {"start": 14359.74, "end": 14362.74, "text": " Sorry, I can't do it!"}, {"start": 14362.74, "end": 14365.74, "text": " That's a yes or no sign."}, {"start": 14365.74, "end": 14370.74, "text": " Is that Japanese, by the way, or is that like a made-up language that they made for League of Legends?"}, {"start": 14370.74, "end": 14372.74, "text": " Sorya Gadon!"}, {"start": 14375.539999999999, "end": 14377.539999999999, "text": " HASAGI!"}, {"start": 14385.74, "end": 14396.74, "text": " Dude imagine instead of being called the Shadow Isles, it was called the Cock-Old Isles and every time you build that, you just get gang banged by like fucking 15 different men, dude. Jesus."}, {"start": 14400.74, "end": 14407.74, "text": " The team is actually in the super wall."}, {"start": 14422.74, "end": 14425.74, "text": " There's no way to look at the back of the house."}, {"start": 14425.74, "end": 14426.74, "text": " That sucks."}, {"start": 14426.74, "end": 14433.74, "text": " is"}, {"start": 14440.06, "end": 14445.06, "text": " well guys i have really bad news the enemy renekton just got a double kill"}, {"start": 14445.06, "end": 14452.06, "text": " what"}, {"start": 14452.06, "end": 14455.06, "text": " But if he tries fighting me, Loki will lose this."}, {"start": 14459.06, "end": 14463.06, "text": " So I just played top to bottom, then we can look on the drag after."}, {"start": 14469.06, "end": 14472.06, "text": " Have you seen Jinxbow with Muda, bro? I watched it."}, {"start": 14472.06, "end": 14478.06, "text": " Because the thing is, I had some to-do slots, so I didn't say that I was on for coaching."}, {"start": 14478.06, "end": 14481.5, "text": " But like, dude I was sitting there and I was watching and I was lying up last to her."}, {"start": 14482.5, "end": 14484.16, "text": " Muda! I'm taking it with..."}, {"start": 14484.16, "end": 14486.16, "text": " JINXY! FUCK OFF!"}, {"start": 14486.16, "end": 14489.16, "text": " Dude, my coach told me to."}, {"start": 14501.16, "end": 14504.16, "text": " YOU FUCKING BAD DINAPHERI!"}, {"start": 14508.06, "end": 14515.06, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 14520.42, "end": 14527.42, "text": " I'm cherry-suitin' no fuckin' raptor is anymore"}, {"start": 14527.42, "end": 14540.94, "text": " I'm gonna smite this so I can just get here on time and then just one shot."}, {"start": 14540.94, "end": 14547.86, "text": " I'm fucking bullshitting when you play against a brand and they just rushes Rylai's and"}, {"start": 14547.86, "end": 14551.5, "text": " I never watch them moving."}, {"start": 14551.5, "end": 14555.5, "text": " He's also top moody that he's not gankin' cuz you told him not to? Good."}, {"start": 14557.5, "end": 14561.5, "text": " Now I'm telling ya, I feel like a proud dad watching those games."}, {"start": 14568.5, "end": 14572.5, "text": " And he was doing like really well too. I've been trying to hold his Q and show, I was like, wait what the fuck?"}, {"start": 14572.5, "end": 14585.66, "text": " I've no smite. You know what? Now we're not gonna do this dragon. I have no smite"}, {"start": 14585.66, "end": 14587.66, "text": " No, I'll just have to go for the dragon egg lobster."}, {"start": 14592.66, "end": 14595.66, "text": " Well, my raptors respawned, they instant take them. Are you fucking shitting?"}, {"start": 14615.66, "end": 14622.64, "text": " good, that's what we're looking for"}, {"start": 14622.64, "end": 14625.3, "text": " BIG SHUT DOWN"}, {"start": 14625.3, "end": 14632.94, "text": " ok so if we look on the bombs and afterwards maybe we invade their top side, kinda like"}, {"start": 14632.94, "end": 14633.94, "text": " that damn"}, {"start": 14633.94, "end": 14635.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14693.94, "end": 14703.58, "text": " That's huge."}, {"start": 14703.58, "end": 14705.74, "text": " I just do fun ways to get resources this game."}, {"start": 14705.74, "end": 14709.66, "text": " I have to mind one mental fuck up early but it's looking like it's actually very winnable"}, {"start": 14709.66, "end": 14710.66, "text": " though."}, {"start": 14710.66, "end": 14711.66, "text": " Just what I like."}, {"start": 14711.66, "end": 14715.460000000001, "text": " But I have to put you back at your prime but even bigger."}, {"start": 14715.460000000001, "end": 14720.220000000001, "text": " Dude it just feels really nice because like the thing is that you have to understand that"}, {"start": 14720.220000000001, "end": 14731.980000000001, "text": " When you like are doing really well and then like you fall off, right, you're going to read comments every day, every single day, being like you fall off, you're never going to be as good."}, {"start": 14731.980000000001, "end": 14735.12, "text": " How did it feel that your career is never going to peak that high again?"}, {"start": 14735.12, "end": 14741.300000000001, "text": " They're never going to experience that, you know, and it's like, there comes the point where it's like, eventually you start believing it too, right?"}, {"start": 14741.7, "end": 14749.94, "text": " So then nowadays to see that it's like, I'm able to almost hit that career prime again, you know,"}, {"start": 14750.220000000001, "end": 14752.720000000001, "text": " But then to hit it not because of"}, {"start": 14754.420000000002, "end": 14760.420000000002, "text": " Like just like a ranking or anything like that but more select personality oriented and obviously like with Jinxie"}, {"start": 14760.920000000002, "end": 14765.28, "text": " Like being one to like be coached by me and him like one's like do that every day and shit"}, {"start": 14765.28, "end": 14770.12, "text": " It just kind of cool. You know cuz like oh, I guess people really think I'm funny"}, {"start": 14770.12, "end": 14774.2, "text": " I guess you like they enjoy watching me. No, it's like it's nice"}, {"start": 14774.960000000001, "end": 14779.400000000001, "text": " Outside of just like the the hardcore rank Ryan's or the hard side of the show and presents"}, {"start": 14780.220000000001, "end": 14787.220000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 14797.760000000002, "end": 14798.6, "text": " Thank god."}, {"start": 14798.6, "end": 14801.640000000001, "text": " Bro, if he wants to die to that gen, they'll be there. I'm sure he would have gotten a"}, {"start": 14801.640000000001, "end": 14802.640000000001, "text": " skeleton then."}, {"start": 14802.640000000001, "end": 14805.640000000001, "text": " They bailed me."}, {"start": 14810.220000000001, "end": 14812.220000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14818.18, "end": 14820.18, "text": " See what's up"}, {"start": 14822.660000000002, "end": 14827.94, "text": " Take talk out there my algorithm has been great to know every guy open up take talking"}, {"start": 14827.94, "end": 14834.260000000002, "text": " I just do like some random like clip from the streams edit. I just die of laughter. It's so fucking hilarious"}, {"start": 14835.220000000001, "end": 14837.220000000001, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfucking don't"}, {"start": 14837.7, "end": 14839.7, "text": " best heck room in the world"}, {"start": 14840.220000000001, "end": 14847.220000000001, "text": " should we look for an executioner or something like that, yeah it's good action"}, {"start": 14849.820000000002, "end": 14853.820000000002, "text": " and tabs, pan and sugar, I guess that's what I thought it was, thank you"}, {"start": 14853.820000000002, "end": 14858.820000000002, "text": " I need more but I use your art appeal for the gen, that's obviously worthless, no I've"}, {"start": 14858.820000000002, "end": 14859.820000000002, "text": " seen it all, never"}, {"start": 14859.82, "end": 14864.58, "text": " I'll just appear for the zen fuck no even like I'll just appear for the gen like"}, {"start": 14864.58, "end": 14868.94, "text": " I don't fucking don't and I have hot thing prime"}, {"start": 14868.94, "end": 14872.5, "text": " so I get my first in there"}, {"start": 14872.5, "end": 14875.539999999999, "text": " no"}, {"start": 14875.539999999999, "end": 14880.94, "text": " but I feel like prime that's so fucked I didn't think I needed to"}, {"start": 14880.94, "end": 14883.9, "text": " no I mean like"}, {"start": 14883.9, "end": 14893.9, "text": " I should have ulted him."}, {"start": 14893.9, "end": 14903.9, "text": " I'm down too."}, {"start": 14903.9, "end": 14908.34, "text": " Like the thing is at the end of the day guys sing a bit like this."}, {"start": 14908.34, "end": 14910.06, "text": " i'm like"}, {"start": 14910.06, "end": 14915.380000000001, "text": " i'm like the kinky okay imagine i'm like the kinkiest girl ever right"}, {"start": 14915.380000000001, "end": 14917.82, "text": " but i was forced to be a Mormon"}, {"start": 14917.82, "end": 14918.880000000001, "text": " for like"}, {"start": 14918.880000000001, "end": 14920.18, "text": " twenty years"}, {"start": 14920.18, "end": 14922.78, "text": " and then one day i'm not a Mormon anymore"}, {"start": 14922.78, "end": 14925.54, "text": " and it's like i enlist as a prostitute"}, {"start": 14925.54, "end": 14927.22, "text": " it's like i'm willing to do"}, {"start": 14927.22, "end": 14928.2, "text": " anything"}, {"start": 14928.2, "end": 14929.34, "text": " you know what i mean"}, {"start": 14929.34, "end": 14932.86, "text": " so that's why jinksy tells you at one point like he wants this or that or this or that like"}, {"start": 14932.86, "end": 14939.86, "text": " but yeah anything like let's go for it"}, {"start": 14943.900000000001, "end": 14950.900000000001, "text": " low key"}, {"start": 14953.7, "end": 14960.7, "text": " okay so i want to look on the bar in here"}, {"start": 14962.86, "end": 14967.86, "text": " I wonder who's going to come for this end?"}, {"start": 14967.86, "end": 14970.86, "text": " It's got to be Ekko."}, {"start": 14984.86, "end": 14988.86, "text": " Wow, I literally fucked with QBash out of 1HP."}, {"start": 14988.86, "end": 14994.140000000001, "text": " I mean it's this Fasha please."}, {"start": 14994.140000000001, "end": 14999.7, "text": " Guys, what if we just Baron?"}, {"start": 14999.7, "end": 15000.7, "text": " Bots?"}, {"start": 15000.7, "end": 15002.380000000001, "text": " Like they're all forced to reset."}, {"start": 15002.380000000001, "end": 15003.58, "text": " Echoes can be from this."}, {"start": 15003.58, "end": 15005.380000000001, "text": " Bots like just Baron."}, {"start": 15005.380000000001, "end": 15009.62, "text": " I know it's a crazy call to make down 10 kills, but it's like the enemy team cannot contest"}, {"start": 15009.62, "end": 15010.62, "text": " us."}, {"start": 15010.62, "end": 15011.62, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 15011.62, "end": 15012.62, "text": " Trust me."}, {"start": 15012.62, "end": 15013.62, "text": " Hi Dante."}, {"start": 15013.62, "end": 15015.82, "text": " You should listen to Hisagi from Kamal."}, {"start": 15015.82, "end": 15017.82, "text": " It's a Dutch up tempo song."}, {"start": 15017.82, "end": 15020.82, "text": " the lines from your school were used in the sun"}, {"start": 15020.82, "end": 15022.42, "text": " that's a player"}, {"start": 15022.42, "end": 15024.32, "text": " i guess i think i flash"}, {"start": 15024.32, "end": 15027.02, "text": " like you if you want me to give an actual good one"}, {"start": 15027.02, "end": 15028.46, "text": " i'm not sure that one"}, {"start": 15028.46, "end": 15035.46, "text": " it's a truck's boys and so"}, {"start": 15037.3, "end": 15038.619999999999, "text": " all we just lost them"}, {"start": 15038.619999999999, "end": 15040.38, "text": " well that's x"}, {"start": 15040.380000000001, "end": 15041.380000000001, "text": " Ah, where is he?"}, {"start": 15070.380000000001, "end": 15072.94, "text": " into it"}, {"start": 15086.460000000001, "end": 15089.34, "text": " don't know if I'm so hard every game"}, {"start": 15089.34, "end": 15093.420000000002, "text": " huge fan for a long time, been loving the coaching sessions with JinxD"}, {"start": 15093.420000000002, "end": 15097.500000000002, "text": " why don't you teach him tremor since he's essentially warped without holding Q"}, {"start": 15097.5, "end": 15099.5, "text": " The tunnel's just too boring."}, {"start": 15102.14, "end": 15104.14, "text": " It's just such a boring fucking jam."}, {"start": 15118.3, "end": 15120.3, "text": " Wait, this looks like it could be good actually."}, {"start": 15120.3, "end": 15122.3, "text": " Jhin is here?"}, {"start": 15122.300000000001, "end": 15129.300000000001, "text": " The thing is that Jhin needs Infinity Edge and then one more item to go crazy."}, {"start": 15129.300000000001, "end": 15132.300000000001, "text": " Good, good, good."}, {"start": 15132.300000000001, "end": 15144.300000000001, "text": " Alright guys, we knew you got that now."}, {"start": 15174.300000000001, "end": 15178.86, "text": " a dagger right now and I don't like that cuz dagger does not build into LDR or"}, {"start": 15178.86, "end": 15183.420000000002, "text": " mortal mind or so it's like what are we building"}, {"start": 15188.78, "end": 15194.76, "text": " what the fuck is that shit what the fuck was what the fuck what the fuck was"}, {"start": 15194.76, "end": 15198.560000000001, "text": " what the fuck was that"}, {"start": 15204.300000000001, "end": 15206.300000000001, "text": " Oh fuck off"}, {"start": 15214.160000000002, "end": 15217.420000000002, "text": " We do have a good amount of chains you see though like if we group"}, {"start": 15221.820000000002, "end": 15223.820000000002, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 15223.82, "end": 15225.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15232.86, "end": 15238.06, "text": " Guys I'm not king. I think we just won the fucking game. I swear to God, but we won't be all it's like I knocked out"}, {"start": 15238.06, "end": 15240.06, "text": " But it's like in general. I think this one"}, {"start": 15240.06, "end": 15247.06, "text": " this is the best"}, {"start": 15251.42, "end": 15254.42, "text": " this one guy, this one guy, nice head-orcher shot"}, {"start": 15254.42, "end": 15257.42, "text": " huge"}, {"start": 15257.42, "end": 15260.42, "text": " huge"}, {"start": 15260.42, "end": 15269.42, "text": " We need Scubblecrab into a dragon."}, {"start": 15269.42, "end": 15275.42, "text": " Hey guys, thoughts on my Cartman voice?"}, {"start": 15275.42, "end": 15280.42, "text": " God damn it guys, can you be like the dragon to him right now?"}, {"start": 15280.42, "end": 15289.42, "text": " What if today, when I call Jinxie for the variety, I only talk in that voice for the entire day?"}, {"start": 15289.42, "end": 15292.2, "text": " And I just pretend like that's my normal voice"}, {"start": 15292.62, "end": 15294.62, "text": " thoughts"}, {"start": 15296.9, "end": 15299.58, "text": " Did I go fucking crazy or that'd be too annoying"}, {"start": 15299.58, "end": 15320.5, "text": " That's lowkey good, ah, shoot."}, {"start": 15320.5, "end": 15323.18, "text": " You have to do it today."}, {"start": 15323.18, "end": 15326.78, "text": " Okay, I'll try it then."}, {"start": 15326.78, "end": 15336.78, "text": " Like, okay, we'll give it a try then."}, {"start": 15336.78, "end": 15346.140000000001, "text": " What the fuck kind of cancer is that?"}, {"start": 15346.140000000001, "end": 15354.7, "text": " I mean, magic was as bad as fking a canik without being sent."}, {"start": 15354.7, "end": 15358.300000000001, "text": " Is it not the retarded org voice that you see us for World of Warcraft?"}, {"start": 15359.140000000001, "end": 15360.26, "text": " Yeah, it is."}, {"start": 15360.86, "end": 15362.460000000001, "text": " But it sounds more like card man."}, {"start": 15366.060000000001, "end": 15367.5, "text": " I think we should just one mistake."}, {"start": 15376.18, "end": 15378.78, "text": " Respect my authority!"}, {"start": 15384.7, "end": 15385.900000000001, "text": " We need to look on those."}, {"start": 15389.26, "end": 15390.94, "text": " Even just found the variants are going to be really good though."}, {"start": 15396.300000000001, "end": 15398.300000000001, "text": " As long as it doesn't get stolen, we're going to be okay."}, {"start": 15409.34, "end": 15411.5, "text": " We need to play on the crab here."}, {"start": 15414.7, "end": 15424.220000000001, "text": " Okay, so if we just get this here and then afterwards look on the Baron, what could we"}, {"start": 15424.220000000001, "end": 15426.220000000001, "text": " get done with that?"}, {"start": 15426.220000000001, "end": 15431.220000000001, "text": " Okay, no."}, {"start": 15431.220000000001, "end": 15437.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, keep it on, keep it on, keep it on."}, {"start": 15437.380000000001, "end": 15440.18, "text": " This is okay guys, we have second grade."}, {"start": 15440.18, "end": 15443.7, "text": " Yeah, yeah, oh son son son son son son son son son son"}, {"start": 15454.42, "end": 15456.42, "text": " I count the bash on"}, {"start": 15457.18, "end": 15459.18, "text": " But why the fuck are we not so"}, {"start": 15461.1, "end": 15463.14, "text": " Why are we not even grouped as five"}, {"start": 15470.18, "end": 15486.42, "text": " I mean this is just stupid as fuck."}, {"start": 15486.42, "end": 15494.86, "text": " There's no reason for this."}, {"start": 15494.86, "end": 15497.86, "text": " I could type to fucking Kingdom come to the soccer and change show."}, {"start": 15500.060000000001, "end": 15501.560000000001, "text": " I'm saying my executioner's on."}, {"start": 15503.560000000001, "end": 15505.060000000001, "text": " I don't need to have it anymore."}, {"start": 15519.560000000001, "end": 15521.060000000001, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 15524.86, "end": 15526.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15529.78, "end": 15532.140000000001, "text": " Sound like that we can maybe look on the gyke here"}, {"start": 15542.78, "end": 15544.78, "text": " Jesus"}, {"start": 15546.62, "end": 15549.12, "text": " I mean like I'm not gonna one man the ultra fucking"}, {"start": 15554.86, "end": 15559.86, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfucking total? Best hacker in the world."}, {"start": 15559.86, "end": 15563.86, "text": " No no no no no no no no no. You fucking bastard."}, {"start": 15566.86, "end": 15568.86, "text": " Wow we actually lost now. Cool."}, {"start": 15568.86, "end": 15573.86, "text": " We lost the most unloosable game ever cause then the slide that he wanted to split inside of you and bring me on down."}, {"start": 15573.86, "end": 15575.86, "text": " Sick bro. Love when that happens."}, {"start": 15578.86, "end": 15579.86, "text": " Like it!"}, {"start": 15579.86, "end": 15591.460000000001, "text": " I've literally lost the most unloosable game ever, like, that's so retarded."}, {"start": 15591.460000000001, "end": 15593.140000000001, "text": " And uh, cheers new fam, and a prime welcome."}, {"start": 15593.140000000001, "end": 15594.140000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 15594.140000000001, "end": 15597.140000000001, "text": " I can't believe that's how we lose our first game of the day, like that game was unironically"}, {"start": 15597.140000000001, "end": 15598.140000000001, "text": " whatever."}, {"start": 15598.140000000001, "end": 15602.58, "text": " I could've played better in the earlier stages and then everyone would've went to that long,"}, {"start": 15602.58, "end": 15603.58, "text": " so."}, {"start": 15603.58, "end": 15605.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15611.98, "end": 15613.98, "text": " That's actually so crazy"}, {"start": 15617.78, "end": 15619.78, "text": " Generally so fucking crazy"}, {"start": 15619.78, "end": 15621.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15630.380000000001, "end": 15633.36, "text": " Report this in yeah, but I mean even if we're close for watching"}, {"start": 15644.140000000001, "end": 15648.300000000001, "text": " What people have you bought other people I'm gonna be honest I generally have no idea"}, {"start": 15649.78, "end": 15654.78, "text": " Like I genuinely have no fucking idea."}, {"start": 15654.78, "end": 15667.78, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 15667.78, "end": 15670.78, "text": " Just so you know, Ron is a massive ragebader."}, {"start": 15670.78, "end": 15674.78, "text": " Oh boy, do I have news for you."}, {"start": 15674.78, "end": 15676.78, "text": " I'm gonna go bathroom"}, {"start": 15704.78, "end": 15711.78, "text": " Can't escape that, can't run!"}, {"start": 15734.78, "end": 15741.68, "text": " Keep their\u5143, keep their\u5143, keep their\u5143!"}, {"start": 15741.68, "end": 15752.04, "text": " Keep their\u5143, keep their\u5143, keep their\u5143, keep their\u5143!"}, {"start": 15752.04, "end": 15753.54, "text": " KILL DUDE!"}, {"start": 15753.54, "end": 15760.94, "text": " I'm on with it!"}, {"start": 15760.94, "end": 15763.6, "text": " EEEEW!"}, {"start": 15793.6, "end": 15818.6, "text": " Okay, guys, so they won Rockside this game."}, {"start": 15818.6, "end": 15831.6, "text": " I'm trying to think what would actually be a game, maybe a dining game."}, {"start": 15831.6, "end": 15836.84, "text": " Kind of like that Divya gets to them."}, {"start": 15836.84, "end": 15847.6, "text": " My old brother I don't care."}, {"start": 15847.6, "end": 15850.94, "text": " You know what I think the funniest thing ever that I find is?"}, {"start": 15850.94, "end": 15854.220000000001, "text": " I'm like I genuinely can't even believe that it's still like"}, {"start": 15854.220000000001, "end": 15858.720000000001, "text": " something that people are gonna type. Let me show you guys."}, {"start": 15858.720000000001, "end": 15860.880000000001, "text": " So, look at this."}, {"start": 15860.880000000001, "end": 15865.16, "text": " Top laner's gonna sit here and say, I play for fun. I don't care, right?"}, {"start": 15865.16, "end": 15868.98, "text": " It's the same top laner that we played with last game. Same guy."}, {"start": 15868.98, "end": 15873.28, "text": " Right? Same guy."}, {"start": 15873.28, "end": 15876.140000000001, "text": " You have hundreds of games"}, {"start": 15876.140000000001, "end": 15879.12, "text": " on this account alone"}, {"start": 15879.12, "end": 15882.880000000001, "text": " but i i played with this guy multiple times that he has multiple accounts"}, {"start": 15882.880000000001, "end": 15884.680000000002, "text": " but i'm not kidding"}, {"start": 15884.680000000002, "end": 15888.080000000002, "text": " then he has another one that's called like sundar"}, {"start": 15888.080000000002, "end": 15890.240000000002, "text": " like some shit like that"}, {"start": 15890.240000000002, "end": 15892.6, "text": " yo you guys know motherfucking donal"}, {"start": 15892.6, "end": 15894.000000000002, "text": " best hack in the world"}, {"start": 15894.000000000002, "end": 15897.160000000002, "text": " but i used to play with them like all the time like before the other shit"}, {"start": 15897.160000000002, "end": 15899.560000000001, "text": " and it's like what do you mean you don't care if you have like"}, {"start": 15899.560000000001, "end": 15902.920000000002, "text": " even let's say it's let's say this is only an account right"}, {"start": 15902.92, "end": 15906.12, "text": " like you have five hundred games this season right"}, {"start": 15906.12, "end": 15908.28, "text": " five hundred games"}, {"start": 15908.28, "end": 15911.4, "text": " how do you not care if you have five hundred games or like four hundred let's"}, {"start": 15911.4, "end": 15912.68, "text": " say"}, {"start": 15912.68, "end": 15915.04, "text": " like why are you just going to sit there and pretend like you don't give a shit"}, {"start": 15915.04, "end": 15917.0, "text": " you have four hundred games like"}, {"start": 15917.0, "end": 15919.4, "text": " why haven't I typed that like oh yeah I don't care like"}, {"start": 15919.4, "end": 15920.8, "text": " I mean obviously"}, {"start": 15920.8, "end": 15922.960000000001, "text": " but if you don't care about four hundred games"}, {"start": 15922.960000000001, "end": 15926.76, "text": " like fucking four months into the season like"}, {"start": 15926.76, "end": 15928.4, "text": " and uh... Travis having the prime"}, {"start": 15928.4, "end": 15929.32, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 15929.32, "end": 15934.32, "text": " I want Billy underneath there when the fog gets a free shot. Thank you. I'm listening there when the gets you."}, {"start": 15944.32, "end": 15946.32, "text": " Yeah, it's just like I don't know."}, {"start": 15952.32, "end": 15955.32, "text": " So all we do is we just wait for the top to bottom and then we should get him."}, {"start": 15959.32, "end": 15967.3, "text": " I played 3 rank games on Hager Mountain team, meeting him."}, {"start": 15967.3, "end": 15969.3, "text": " Thoughts on that?"}, {"start": 15969.3, "end": 15971.3, "text": " Could be good."}, {"start": 15971.3, "end": 15976.3, "text": " I mean if you're enjoying it, that's the bottom line of the only thing that matters, right?"}, {"start": 15976.3, "end": 15982.3, "text": " Cause like at the end Dave, one trick at anything or play anything that you enjoy playing."}, {"start": 15982.300000000001, "end": 15984.300000000001, "text": " As long as you enjoy playing him, that's all that matters."}, {"start": 15989.300000000001, "end": 15991.300000000001, "text": " Don't want to hear the boss talk about the game."}, {"start": 15998.300000000001, "end": 16000.300000000001, "text": " And beat them in the front walk-up. Thank you."}, {"start": 16004.300000000001, "end": 16006.300000000001, "text": " He says he's countered any islands, level 1."}, {"start": 16042.300000000001, "end": 16057.300000000001, "text": " So the jungler is rock-sized so we do have to be a bit careful about that."}, {"start": 16057.300000000001, "end": 16059.300000000001, "text": " Did she really clear the ward's top?"}, {"start": 16059.300000000001, "end": 16061.300000000001, "text": " i think that's like crazy"}, {"start": 16061.300000000001, "end": 16063.300000000001, "text": " not hit ends"}, {"start": 16089.300000000001, "end": 16100.900000000001, "text": " like it why do you not come"}, {"start": 16110.900000000001, "end": 16114.140000000001, "text": " there we go"}, {"start": 16119.300000000001, "end": 16142.86, "text": " I mean, that's my fault, whatever."}, {"start": 16142.86, "end": 16145.720000000001, "text": " Like the 2nd 9 team backs off, I should have just followed the fact that they weren't coming"}, {"start": 16145.720000000001, "end": 16148.880000000001, "text": " and then I just like back off the ground."}, {"start": 16148.880000000001, "end": 16153.76, "text": " We have invaded the gromp 100 million percent instead of resetting bud"}, {"start": 16154.960000000001, "end": 16157.500000000002, "text": " It's like a good jungler makes a good call and"}, {"start": 16158.400000000001, "end": 16163.960000000001, "text": " Follows it a great jungler is willing to back off the good call if his teammate doesn't help him"}, {"start": 16165.880000000001, "end": 16167.880000000001, "text": " So it's on me"}, {"start": 16167.880000000001, "end": 16169.880000000001, "text": " Oh whatever"}, {"start": 16176.44, "end": 16182.160000000002, "text": " This kid really counters cinch by the way, I have a hard time believing that she actually counters them somebody"}, {"start": 16191.2, "end": 16194.420000000002, "text": " It was then Clancy with no sudden usual activity on your account"}, {"start": 16194.42, "end": 16199.84, "text": " we can see you are being view-botted like who's gonna watch a wash one trick fail to get challenging for another season"}, {"start": 16201.88, "end": 16206.82, "text": " Alright chat who would actually watch that type one if you would actually watch that type two of mr."}, {"start": 16206.82, "end": 16209.56, "text": " Clancy over here is right, and it's just a view-botted incident"}, {"start": 16210.08, "end": 16212.56, "text": " Everyone is just view like a view bottom today"}, {"start": 16224.42, "end": 16245.5, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, but I should play on the uh, Jaguar, it could be really good."}, {"start": 16245.5, "end": 16246.66, "text": " This game is fucking aides."}, {"start": 16246.66, "end": 16251.42, "text": " Wait, when you put the music off, I'm gonna be honest, like the music being as old as"}, {"start": 16251.42, "end": 16258.42, "text": " it is what's fucking us right now"}, {"start": 16265.82, "end": 16272.82, "text": " all right"}, {"start": 16273.5, "end": 16280.5, "text": " when I'm really nice you look on the right here"}, {"start": 16281.42, "end": 16292.72, "text": " but it's like I hate rex I but Lee Sin is just worse if Lee Sin wasn't with the"}, {"start": 16292.72, "end": 16297.22, "text": " most broken jungler in the game or not I saw it ban rex every game"}, {"start": 16304.66, "end": 16309.26, "text": " I mean sure yeah like let's not just make a guy"}, {"start": 16341.42, "end": 16346.42, "text": " We'll just like, meet him and then we'll just play for Dragon to win the game and then I'll block him after I skim on that RFT game, yeah?"}, {"start": 16347.42, "end": 16350.42, "text": " Man, I might still play with them, at least on that RFT we just must see this."}, {"start": 16371.42, "end": 16374.42, "text": " I don't remember. Dragons have this game."}, {"start": 16391.42, "end": 16393.42, "text": " Should I get a Raxanthosh down?"}, {"start": 16393.42, "end": 16397.42, "text": " They should be able to get out of Leesley all night, but I don't know if they're going to get more than that."}, {"start": 16397.42, "end": 16398.42, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 16401.420000000002, "end": 16404.620000000003, "text": " She'll take a break. I don't even take a break, dude"}, {"start": 16405.940000000002, "end": 16410.18, "text": " It's just unfortunate that my top laner would rather never follow any place"}, {"start": 16410.18, "end": 16415.660000000003, "text": " I go for to like prove a point because he's mad I didn't get last pick and said doing everything that he counts like when the game"}, {"start": 16415.660000000003, "end": 16417.420000000002, "text": " I'm fine my calls"}, {"start": 16417.420000000002, "end": 16419.460000000003, "text": " But then by that same logic"}, {"start": 16419.460000000003, "end": 16426.980000000003, "text": " It's also unfortunate that I haven't been like paying enough attention to realize that he is actively doing that like breathing bullshit"}, {"start": 16427.06, "end": 16429.06, "text": " So I just don't go for any place at all"}, {"start": 16429.06, "end": 16434.34, "text": " He's imagine we're just on my jungle game and just like if you play for drags like you'd be fine"}, {"start": 16435.06, "end": 16440.86, "text": " I'm a the only one really underperforming so it's like I thought it just not gone finding those plays would be in a much better spot"}, {"start": 16440.86, "end": 16442.86, "text": " See right so"}, {"start": 16443.22, "end": 16445.22, "text": " To give in a take"}, {"start": 16448.22, "end": 16450.74, "text": " And then I bust you can't miss a lot. Thank you"}, {"start": 16459.06, "end": 16465.760000000002, "text": " Oh, and I just realized it's actually 440."}, {"start": 16465.760000000002, "end": 16468.48, "text": " Oh, fuck, wait."}, {"start": 16468.48, "end": 16470.760000000002, "text": " So in 20 minutes the variety starts."}, {"start": 16470.760000000002, "end": 16473.600000000002, "text": " Oh, shit, wait, bro, I just re-"}, {"start": 16473.600000000002, "end": 16477.36, "text": " Holy fuck, has it day been going by that fast?"}, {"start": 16477.36, "end": 16486.36, "text": " Bro, that's actually crazy."}, {"start": 16486.36, "end": 16490.36, "text": " I genuinely cannot believe today has been going by that fast. It's already almost 5."}, {"start": 16490.36, "end": 16492.36, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 16496.36, "end": 16500.36, "text": " Okay, so it's gotta win then, because this is gonna be our last game for a few hours."}, {"start": 16511.36, "end": 16514.36, "text": " Alright, we gotta just run on the top side and then we're gonna get it."}, {"start": 16516.36, "end": 16533.88, "text": " Nice, I got the big rop there."}, {"start": 16533.88, "end": 16534.88, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 16534.88, "end": 16536.48, "text": " And Victor gots to kill whatever."}, {"start": 16536.48, "end": 16538.760000000002, "text": " Nice, we take those."}, {"start": 16538.760000000002, "end": 16545.600000000002, "text": " Are you getting the ceiling out for Roddy?"}, {"start": 16545.6, "end": 16548.48, "text": " Yeah, that's it. It's gonna be a long, it's gonna be a long one, say."}, {"start": 16551.14, "end": 16554.019999999997, "text": " Jinxia's fan mail survived plenty of time?"}, {"start": 16554.019999999997, "end": 16556.019999999997, "text": " Oh, is he doing fan mail today?"}, {"start": 16561.039999999997, "end": 16562.539999999997, "text": " Alright, it's in 20 minutes, say."}, {"start": 16572.6, "end": 16574.6, "text": " Jinxia's live, goodbye!"}, {"start": 16574.6, "end": 16576.6, "text": " Bye, gingsy refugees."}, {"start": 16576.6, "end": 16578.6, "text": " That was nice having you guys."}, {"start": 16578.6, "end": 16580.6, "text": " Maybe I'll see you later."}, {"start": 16583.6, "end": 16587.6, "text": " It's not what we do, so you just play for the red and then we're gonna be in a really good spot."}, {"start": 16600.6, "end": 16602.6, "text": " Okay, wanna look on... oh nice."}, {"start": 16602.6, "end": 16605.899999999998, "text": " guys if I go for the blue invade do you think my syringe is going to actively"}, {"start": 16605.899999999998, "end": 16610.0, "text": " grief me or do you think he's actually not like fall at this time"}, {"start": 16610.0, "end": 16615.0, "text": " he literally doesn't have anything else to do he's full out full man full man with all his life"}, {"start": 16623.0, "end": 16627.0, "text": " okay so we'll just play on the crab here then"}, {"start": 16632.6, "end": 16641.6, "text": " Okay, while the Ash went for- OH MY GOD, no that's actually huge."}, {"start": 16641.6, "end": 16645.6, "text": " We all died but- actually the same cost."}, {"start": 16645.6, "end": 16647.6, "text": " Alright, somebody?"}, {"start": 16647.6, "end": 16653.6, "text": " We'll see if he deserves a good spanking."}, {"start": 16653.6, "end": 16682.6, "text": " We'll see if he deserves a good spanking."}, {"start": 16682.6, "end": 16687.6, "text": " I feel like crying, that's so insanely f**king sad"}, {"start": 16694.1, "end": 16698.6, "text": " Ooh, wait this guy, no it doesn't actually have this mindless game, what the f**k"}, {"start": 16699.6, "end": 16701.6, "text": " I'M GETTING CAREED!"}, {"start": 16701.6, "end": 16703.6, "text": " Let's f**king go bro"}, {"start": 16706.1, "end": 16708.6, "text": " I'm actually getting carried so f**king hard this game"}, {"start": 16712.6, "end": 16715.0, "text": " But it's like I'll take it bro, I'll take it."}, {"start": 16715.0, "end": 16718.6, "text": " We've been lucky playing out of our mind, getting carried a little once in a while it's getting."}, {"start": 16726.6, "end": 16731.6, "text": " I need to find a champ that actually does one through Axi, I swear that's the one champ I can never like figure out."}, {"start": 16731.6, "end": 16738.6, "text": " Okay, I think we just found this song again."}, {"start": 16761.6, "end": 16776.6, "text": " Okay, I mean, genuinely, I ain't looking too terrible right now."}, {"start": 16776.6, "end": 16804.84, "text": " I'm such a piece of shit this game I'm gonna be honest I'm generally playing so bad"}, {"start": 16804.84, "end": 16809.44, "text": " All of those came on to the next like 5-7 minutes, so I have a few minutes to just let myself a bit of food."}, {"start": 16811.04, "end": 16814.44, "text": " Cause I think I need to eat a little bit, I'm gonna eat him like almost anything, so..."}, {"start": 16827.94, "end": 16830.94, "text": " Unless I get the hell of him then I run to get past her right now."}, {"start": 16832.04, "end": 16833.64, "text": " Fuck, that could actually be a good idea."}, {"start": 16834.84, "end": 16844.84, "text": " What could that car actually be the method?"}, {"start": 16844.84, "end": 16864.82, "text": " I'm not saying I'm tabby, I'm a shovel, bro, I'm a fucking"}, {"start": 16864.82, "end": 16866.82, "text": " in a very good spot or no"}, {"start": 16871.82, "end": 16873.82, "text": " WHAAAAAT"}, {"start": 16883.82, "end": 16885.82, "text": " no, ain't no way"}, {"start": 16890.82, "end": 16891.82, "text": " oh no"}, {"start": 16891.82, "end": 16892.82, "text": " FUCK"}, {"start": 16954.82, "end": 16961.82, "text": " It's time to heat it up."}, {"start": 16984.82, "end": 16988.82, "text": " Sam, Loki didn't have time to eat it up, either."}, {"start": 16998.82, "end": 17000.82, "text": " Did he just fall out of the fridge?"}, {"start": 17000.82, "end": 17002.82, "text": " Uh, yeah."}, {"start": 17044.82, "end": 17046.82, "text": " They're a decent squad now."}, {"start": 17054.82, "end": 17057.82, "text": " Jynx see co-streaming worlds with Dantas?"}, {"start": 17063.82, "end": 17064.82, "text": " It's not like that."}, {"start": 17064.82, "end": 17066.82, "text": " But me and Jynx see we're gonna try co-streaming."}, {"start": 17066.82, "end": 17080.64, "text": " I'm gonna just have to like uh, tone it down a little bit, cause, Ryde has sponsors, right?"}, {"start": 17080.64, "end": 17089.72, "text": " So like, I can't sit down and say the fucking craziest shit ever, else it's like."}, {"start": 17089.72, "end": 17094.72, "text": " Baron, please."}, {"start": 17094.72, "end": 17109.72, "text": " That would be Senna not gonna lie?"}, {"start": 17109.72, "end": 17114.72, "text": " Yeah, that would be."}, {"start": 17114.72, "end": 17121.84, "text": " Let's go to straggling here."}, {"start": 17121.84, "end": 17124.72, "text": " He said he would go to worlds."}, {"start": 17124.72, "end": 17129.56, "text": " Where is it this year?"}, {"start": 17129.56, "end": 17130.56, "text": " Is it in Korea?"}, {"start": 17130.56, "end": 17136.08, "text": " Logan, if he wants to go there, I might be open to it too."}, {"start": 17136.08, "end": 17143.32, "text": " Because me and Laura, we like doing like a trip to Korea once a year."}, {"start": 17143.32, "end": 17151.32, "text": " So if it's in Korea this year, then maybe I'll go there with a little around the same time frame and then we could like, show as well."}, {"start": 17154.32, "end": 17156.32, "text": " I'm fucking dead here."}, {"start": 17163.32, "end": 17165.32, "text": " It's in the US?"}, {"start": 17165.32, "end": 17177.88, "text": " Wait, Bros is here sending you guys?"}, {"start": 17177.88, "end": 17178.88, "text": " New York?"}, {"start": 17178.88, "end": 17179.88, "text": " I can make that work then."}, {"start": 17179.88, "end": 17180.88, "text": " Well, we can make it work."}, {"start": 17180.88, "end": 17185.88, "text": " I can make that work then."}, {"start": 17185.88, "end": 17190.88, "text": " Maybe we can make it work."}, {"start": 17190.88, "end": 17197.88, "text": " There's one of my sister, yes, and my wife."}, {"start": 17197.88, "end": 17204.88, "text": " There's all my sys, my ear assessor, yes, and my wife."}, {"start": 17227.88, "end": 17229.88, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 17229.88, "end": 17234.88, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 17234.88, "end": 17245.88, "text": " How did he see me there?"}, {"start": 17245.88, "end": 17254.88, "text": " I mean, I saw my shield, but okay."}, {"start": 17254.88, "end": 17256.88, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17256.88, "end": 17262.88, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna have one more bite and laugh or something."}, {"start": 17262.88, "end": 17264.88, "text": " Take it off."}, {"start": 17270.88, "end": 17272.88, "text": " Okay, maybe a little more."}, {"start": 17272.88, "end": 17276.88, "text": " Oh, I didn't try respawn here."}, {"start": 17284.88, "end": 17297.8, "text": " Nice and I saved enough that it can be another meal too"}, {"start": 17297.8, "end": 17307.48, "text": " Wooo I'm feeling good now guys we got a bit of food in our system so I'm feeling good"}, {"start": 17307.48, "end": 17318.04, "text": " Bro, each second I Vagged."}, {"start": 17318.04, "end": 17320.6, "text": " The variety got rescheduled to 545?"}, {"start": 17320.6, "end": 17337.399999999998, "text": " Okay, that was fun."}, {"start": 17337.4, "end": 17344.0, "text": " But I'm gonna be honest, it's Shanley so fucking hard for me to look for any kills ever when they have a...kill."}, {"start": 17356.640000000003, "end": 17359.620000000003, "text": " Nobody is gonna take the plate from you, eat slowly."}, {"start": 17359.620000000003, "end": 17361.620000000003, "text": " No, bro. I have a game to play."}, {"start": 17363.620000000003, "end": 17366.9, "text": " I cannot sit in, I cannot afford to waste time eating."}, {"start": 17367.4, "end": 17369.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17389.04, "end": 17391.04, "text": " We have to put on the crab in them again"}, {"start": 17397.4, "end": 17416.480000000003, "text": " if i get that crab then we have to advance to truny from the saucepons"}, {"start": 17416.480000000003, "end": 17420.280000000002, "text": " i mean bro if we could actually kill the senna"}, {"start": 17420.28, "end": 17422.28, "text": " It's game running, it's game running if you kill the sun in here."}, {"start": 17441.28, "end": 17444.28, "text": " I mean dude, this is so fucking cancer."}, {"start": 17444.28, "end": 17452.8, "text": " The thing versus Raxazer is just always the shittiest experience ever."}, {"start": 17452.8, "end": 17458.12, "text": " And the worst part is that there's nothing that counters it."}, {"start": 17458.12, "end": 17459.96, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 17459.96, "end": 17460.96, "text": " Nothing does."}, {"start": 17460.96, "end": 17461.96, "text": " Oh, Ivern."}, {"start": 17461.96, "end": 17465.12, "text": " Okay, we can play Ivern or HVox."}, {"start": 17465.12, "end": 17466.64, "text": " That's literally it."}, {"start": 17466.64, "end": 17469.44, "text": " Two champs in Master Pulse, too."}, {"start": 17469.44, "end": 17470.68, "text": " What the fuck, bro?"}, {"start": 17470.68, "end": 17472.68, "text": " Like it's so, it's so tartarly."}, {"start": 17488.68, "end": 17490.68, "text": " Is there only though we can maybe look around Baron?"}, {"start": 17500.68, "end": 17507.68, "text": " the"}, {"start": 17515.08, "end": 17522.08, "text": " contest we got a light you on fire"}, {"start": 17530.68, "end": 17533.88, "text": " You heard my voice, you should know"}, {"start": 17533.88, "end": 17535.88, "text": " Only moments just can't run me up"}, {"start": 17535.88, "end": 17537.38, "text": " The one I ought to love"}, {"start": 17537.38, "end": 17538.88, "text": " If you were alone"}, {"start": 17538.88, "end": 17541.48, "text": " Then you'd spend two days being"}, {"start": 17541.48, "end": 17543.48, "text": " Becoming taboo"}, {"start": 17545.08, "end": 17546.88, "text": " I want to be a play"}, {"start": 17546.88, "end": 17548.48, "text": " But you can let that go"}, {"start": 17548.48, "end": 17550.08, "text": " If I ran away"}, {"start": 17550.08, "end": 17551.48, "text": " So I'll pass the lecture songs"}, {"start": 17551.48, "end": 17552.88, "text": " I threw out"}, {"start": 17552.88, "end": 17556.88, "text": " And I see what's here to disturb you"}, {"start": 17557.48, "end": 17559.48, "text": " If we'd built this house"}, {"start": 17559.48, "end": 17572.8, "text": " Wait, do I knock at the kill level 16 boosts?"}, {"start": 17572.8, "end": 17579.8, "text": " Because I wasn't getting the wave every auto."}, {"start": 17579.8, "end": 17589.8, "text": " that's one"}, {"start": 17589.8, "end": 17597.8, "text": " oh my god okay well the good news is that we got one kill"}, {"start": 17597.8, "end": 17605.8, "text": " but at least we got one"}, {"start": 17605.8, "end": 17611.8, "text": " Okay, if we get this, uh, I'd rather wait for my last whisper, to be honest."}, {"start": 17619.8, "end": 17624.8, "text": " Okay guys, all I need realistically is one kill, but I don't know how the fuck I get one for the other kill."}, {"start": 17625.8, "end": 17629.8, "text": " If it's a standard 5v5, I'm not sure she's supposed to stop."}, {"start": 17629.8, "end": 17636.8, "text": " I should just give a signal, Peron."}, {"start": 17659.8, "end": 17668.88, "text": " team is going for a group's play."}, {"start": 17668.88, "end": 17670.88, "text": " We got this, too."}, {"start": 17682.88, "end": 17684.88, "text": " Oh, that's horrible."}, {"start": 17698.88, "end": 17703.88, "text": " We lost."}, {"start": 17703.88, "end": 17705.88, "text": " Oh dude."}, {"start": 17705.88, "end": 17708.88, "text": " No, I'm actually so sad."}, {"start": 17708.88, "end": 17711.88, "text": " No, this one was on me."}, {"start": 17711.88, "end": 17717.88, "text": " I'm gonna be honest guys, I genuinely just don't know what to fucking lock in."}, {"start": 17717.88, "end": 17724.88, "text": " Like when the enemy locks in fucking Rek'Sai, I genuinely just don't know what to lock in, bro."}, {"start": 17724.88, "end": 17726.88, "text": " Like I genuinely don't."}, {"start": 17726.88, "end": 17727.88, "text": " It's 5pm?"}, {"start": 17727.88, "end": 17730.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, apparently it's rescheduled to 545."}, {"start": 17734.88, "end": 17736.88, "text": " Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donald?"}, {"start": 17736.88, "end": 17738.88, "text": " Best heckler in the world."}, {"start": 17739.620000000003, "end": 17740.120000000003, "text": " Fun."}, {"start": 17741.2, "end": 17742.88, "text": " Yeah, we're gonna be set to delay this hero, by the way."}, {"start": 17744.68, "end": 17746.68, "text": " Alright guys, we're back! What's up?"}, {"start": 17746.68, "end": 17747.68, "text": " OUCH!"}, {"start": 17752.68, "end": 17757.68, "text": " Bro, I actually played a game of Lee Sin earlier this month, and I swear I actually won."}, {"start": 17757.88, "end": 17759.88, "text": " Okay, so wait"}, {"start": 17761.08, "end": 17763.08, "text": " And knows I'm a box fan as well"}, {"start": 17764.120000000003, "end": 17768.5, "text": " Apparently what's going to be guys is once he's done this then that's when we go variety"}, {"start": 17772.04, "end": 17774.04, "text": " Alright guys listen we have three options"}, {"start": 17775.960000000003, "end": 17781.48, "text": " Option one is we watch Jynx they do find mail option tools we find around in the YouTube video to react to"}, {"start": 17782.32, "end": 17784.32, "text": " option three is"}, {"start": 17784.56, "end": 17786.68, "text": " I don't even know well what should we do?"}, {"start": 17787.88, "end": 17806.600000000002, "text": " You again I mean I like to handle I won't have time"}, {"start": 17806.600000000002, "end": 17808.600000000002, "text": " Is that a charging device?"}, {"start": 17808.600000000002, "end": 17810.600000000002, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, guys!"}, {"start": 17810.600000000002, "end": 17812.600000000002, "text": " If this guy can hack me..."}, {"start": 17816.600000000002, "end": 17818.600000000002, "text": " Is that a charger?"}, {"start": 17818.600000000002, "end": 17820.600000000002, "text": " This is actually a hacking device."}, {"start": 17820.600000000002, "end": 17822.600000000002, "text": " I'm not reading chat. Stop, stop!"}, {"start": 17826.600000000002, "end": 17828.600000000002, "text": " Guys, it doesn't work."}, {"start": 17828.600000000002, "end": 17830.600000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17834.4, "end": 17838.100000000002, "text": " Do all Margo I can't though because it always fucks my camera"}, {"start": 17858.600000000002, "end": 17863.4, "text": " You plug that into your computer, you hear a busy, right?"}, {"start": 17863.4, "end": 17864.24, "text": " Do you ask?"}, {"start": 17864.24, "end": 17867.56, "text": " If you're around that's engineering, bro,"}, {"start": 17867.56, "end": 17871.640000000003, "text": " when you hear that noise, that's called a data transfer."}, {"start": 17871.640000000003, "end": 17874.440000000002, "text": " So basically, whatever is on that device,"}, {"start": 17875.800000000003, "end": 17879.920000000002, "text": " that just, they show all of it and they transfer it"}, {"start": 17879.920000000002, "end": 17883.480000000003, "text": " to a cloud server and they can access all of your data."}, {"start": 17883.480000000003, "end": 17884.56, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 17884.56, "end": 17892.88, "text": " Are you trolling me or is like bro if this is one of your little schemes bro, did I just get"}, {"start": 17892.88, "end": 17893.88, "text": " hacked?"}, {"start": 17893.88, "end": 17897.88, "text": " I can back me up, I can back me up, am I right?"}, {"start": 17897.88, "end": 17898.88, "text": " Wait is Yasha serious?"}, {"start": 17898.88, "end": 17902.48, "text": " I have the least credible source in the world right behind you."}, {"start": 17902.48, "end": 17908.72, "text": " Yo, I'm not buying this, I didn't get hacked, I didn't get hacked through a phone case."}, {"start": 17908.72, "end": 17909.72, "text": " No I didn't."}, {"start": 17909.72, "end": 17912.24, "text": " Put a sock in it."}, {"start": 17912.24, "end": 17917.760000000002, "text": " I'm not no no I'm not gonna be ghastly not anymore. I won't be ghastly anymore"}, {"start": 17918.480000000003, "end": 17921.440000000002, "text": " Not anymore guys not anymore"}, {"start": 17922.88, "end": 17927.960000000003, "text": " They can happen by doubt it ask Bernard so let me make that"}, {"start": 17927.960000000003, "end": 17932.420000000002, "text": " Let me know let's do that. So we go from calling the dumbest guy in the world"}, {"start": 17932.640000000003, "end": 17935.08, "text": " To then calling the second dumbest guy in the world"}, {"start": 17935.56, "end": 17939.68, "text": " We go from high-vice to Bernard. Who do you want me to call after that, bro?"}, {"start": 17939.68, "end": 17941.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17948.12, "end": 17953.44, "text": " It's a real from Caden I think I just leaked his last name"}, {"start": 17956.46, "end": 17962.98, "text": " Two pairs cute sock cat lovers gift I can't let's say let's say there's needs to be able can watch"}, {"start": 17969.68, "end": 17971.68, "text": " Guys, look at what should we watch!"}, {"start": 17977.260000000002, "end": 17979.260000000002, "text": " Do you guys have any ideas?"}, {"start": 17980.56, "end": 17983.06, "text": " Watch the variety art compilation?"}, {"start": 17983.56, "end": 17984.36, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 17994.16, "end": 17995.66, "text": " The fuck is this?"}, {"start": 17999.68, "end": 18012.68, "text": " Is this really what we want to watch?"}, {"start": 18012.68, "end": 18021.68, "text": " Is this actually what we want to watch?"}, {"start": 18021.68, "end": 18046.14, "text": " Thanks for watching guys!"}, {"start": 18051.68, "end": 18053.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18081.68, "end": 18083.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18111.68, "end": 18113.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18141.68, "end": 18143.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18171.68, "end": 18173.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18201.68, "end": 18203.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18231.68, "end": 18245.72, "text": " You're not even listening that's it from now on your free time will be spent on a job"}, {"start": 18245.72, "end": 18247.72, "text": " instead of this mindless bullshit"}, {"start": 18247.72, "end": 18250.72, "text": " I am in no condition to work"}, {"start": 18250.72, "end": 18253.72, "text": " You sure won't be after I break your knees backwards"}, {"start": 18253.72, "end": 18259.72, "text": " I'll kick your ass to the curb if you're unemployed by Monday"}, {"start": 18259.72, "end": 18264.72, "text": " but I'm not kidding there's a point where I was living at home"}, {"start": 18264.72, "end": 18270.72, "text": " I think my mom would literally answer my brother"}, {"start": 18270.72, "end": 18274.72, "text": " for like eight months straight every single day"}, {"start": 18282.72, "end": 18283.72, "text": " not you"}, {"start": 18283.72, "end": 18286.72, "text": " well no I'm employed dude I'm a streamer"}, {"start": 18289.72, "end": 18312.72, "text": " No! No! Was I too slow? Oh no please! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh my god, no way!"}, {"start": 18312.72, "end": 18317.2, "text": " You guys employed as I am, dude shut up! I'm actually employed!"}, {"start": 18317.2, "end": 18319.2, "text": " OHHHHH!"}, {"start": 18319.2, "end": 18320.7, "text": " RETARD!"}, {"start": 18320.7, "end": 18322.7, "text": " Going broke believing!"}, {"start": 18322.7, "end": 18324.2, "text": " I'll be in time!"}, {"start": 18324.2, "end": 18325.7, "text": " Well, let's actually see."}, {"start": 18325.7, "end": 18328.7, "text": " Two years later, is this guy still a hate watcher?"}, {"start": 18340.2, "end": 18342.2, "text": " Oh, he's permit banned."}, {"start": 18342.72, "end": 18344.72, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18347.88, "end": 18349.88, "text": " I got flowers"}, {"start": 18372.72, "end": 18382.5, "text": " 20 dollars! Fuck! Guys, can someone spot me? Guys, I thought it would be like 2 dollars."}, {"start": 18382.5, "end": 18392.02, "text": " Can someone spot me? Listen, listen, listen. Can anybody spot me? Guys, please. Please."}, {"start": 18392.02, "end": 18396.82, "text": " Guys, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen."}, {"start": 18396.82, "end": 18401.079999999998, "text": " My guys, okay, can someone spot me for the $20 that I spent two years ago?"}, {"start": 18402.36, "end": 18405.62, "text": " Anyone to try to be Jillian I want to give me 20 bucks right now. I"}, {"start": 18406.38, "end": 18409.96, "text": " Know what you're thinking you're thinking don't us"}, {"start": 18411.1, "end": 18416.7, "text": " Why the fuck should we spot you when you've already made so much money this month through your sub-a-thon?"}, {"start": 18416.7, "end": 18421.1, "text": " I can explain. I'm a greedy scamming piece of shit"}, {"start": 18421.100000000002, "end": 18426.420000000002, "text": " And if I don't get $20 right now, I'm not gonna play the game. It's as simple as that. Oh"}, {"start": 18427.02, "end": 18430.58, "text": " Let's reuse that guys if I don't get $20 right now"}, {"start": 18432.02, "end": 18434.620000000003, "text": " No variety and I end stream"}, {"start": 18441.980000000003, "end": 18448.54, "text": " Just play the video little gup. All right, so you guys can now to give me $20. I'm just not gonna play the game"}, {"start": 18451.100000000002, "end": 18456.100000000002, "text": " Best I can do is $3. Read it and we've lived hard."}, {"start": 18456.100000000002, "end": 18461.100000000002, "text": " But don't test, don't test! Your first music is just a game!"}, {"start": 18461.100000000002, "end": 18463.100000000002, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 18463.100000000002, "end": 18468.100000000002, "text": " You listen, thanks for the time to get to Frisch, dad. Thank you, Ro."}, {"start": 18468.100000000002, "end": 18473.100000000002, "text": " Since I'm down, crying ain't gone, whizzing up all of these kids."}, {"start": 18473.100000000002, "end": 18477.100000000002, "text": " Teen it goes, my dog will probably mug it till you've grown yourself."}, {"start": 18477.100000000002, "end": 18480.300000000003, "text": " Losing up the Tina, she know nothing else"}, {"start": 18480.300000000003, "end": 18482.300000000003, "text": " I tried to reason"}, {"start": 18484.800000000003, "end": 18485.800000000003, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 18487.800000000003, "end": 18489.300000000003, "text": " I tried to reason"}, {"start": 18490.300000000003, "end": 18492.300000000003, "text": " What the fuck is that cut?"}, {"start": 18493.300000000003, "end": 18494.300000000003, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 18495.300000000003, "end": 18496.300000000003, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 18496.300000000003, "end": 18497.300000000003, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 18497.300000000003, "end": 18498.300000000003, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 18502.300000000003, "end": 18504.300000000003, "text": " Ooh, do I win this?"}, {"start": 18507.100000000002, "end": 18517.500000000004, "text": " What the fuck was that literally is your reaction time"}, {"start": 18517.500000000004, "end": 18528.620000000003, "text": " Dude now that haircut was fucked up Jesus"}, {"start": 18528.62, "end": 18533.26, "text": " It's a band porn but then the app would have died so he didn't."}, {"start": 18533.26, "end": 18535.219999999998, "text": " It also has some upsides."}, {"start": 18535.219999999998, "end": 18540.26, "text": " Like for disabled people, sex work is a common way to feel more human or get experienced"}, {"start": 18540.26, "end": 18543.26, "text": " and not feel judged."}, {"start": 18543.26, "end": 18556.94, "text": " What the fuck did I just hear?"}, {"start": 18556.94, "end": 18563.62, "text": " Okay, no, I get it now cuz okay, they meant okay, wait me league. I've never played before no"}, {"start": 18568.42, "end": 18571.359999999997, "text": " Yeah, thanks for the time, but I don't I don't coach"}, {"start": 18573.02, "end": 18575.52, "text": " Okay, no, but the thing is listen guys"}, {"start": 18576.14, "end": 18582.1, "text": " The reason why I was confused was because I thought he meant disabled prostitutes. I"}, {"start": 18582.100000000002, "end": 18591.4, "text": " I thought he meant like disabled prostitutes. They can get like experienced with sex, but he actually meant disabled people"}, {"start": 18591.4, "end": 18594.600000000002, "text": " could like hire prostitutes. Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 18594.600000000002, "end": 18602.600000000002, "text": " You know, it's like, normally when I read chats, I'll always know what you mean. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro."}, {"start": 18602.600000000002, "end": 18604.600000000002, "text": " I genuinely do not know what you mean."}, {"start": 18604.600000000002, "end": 18605.600000000002, "text": " No, I get it now, though."}, {"start": 18605.600000000002, "end": 18611.280000000002, "text": " I think this is one of the first times in my entire life that I read a message, and I don't know what you-"}, {"start": 18611.760000000002, "end": 18613.280000000002, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 18613.280000000002, "end": 18616.56, "text": " Why- why did you have to make it weird, bro?"}, {"start": 18617.160000000003, "end": 18619.88, "text": " Now I don't want to lift my arms ever again"}, {"start": 18620.480000000003, "end": 18625.640000000003, "text": " You know what I mean? It's like why the fuck did you have to make it weird?"}, {"start": 18627.760000000002, "end": 18629.440000000002, "text": " You mean"}, {"start": 18629.440000000002, "end": 18633.320000000003, "text": " You know what I mean? Like I genuinely don't know what you mean."}, {"start": 18633.32, "end": 18636.02, "text": " Watch Jinxie Fan Mail!"}, {"start": 18636.02, "end": 18637.02, "text": " Boy, what do you got?"}, {"start": 18639.02, "end": 18641.02, "text": " Hahahaha"}, {"start": 18641.02, "end": 18643.02, "text": " Hahahaha"}, {"start": 18643.02, "end": 18645.02, "text": " Hahahaha"}, {"start": 18645.02, "end": 18647.02, "text": " Hahahaha"}, {"start": 18647.02, "end": 18649.02, "text": " Hahahaha"}, {"start": 18649.02, "end": 18651.02, "text": " Hahahaha"}, {"start": 18651.02, "end": 18653.02, "text": " The Darth Maul"}, {"start": 18653.02, "end": 18654.52, "text": " Funko Pop"}, {"start": 18654.52, "end": 18656.02, "text": " It was only a matter of time"}, {"start": 18656.02, "end": 18657.02, "text": " Chat"}, {"start": 18657.02, "end": 18659.02, "text": " It was only a matter of time"}, {"start": 18659.02, "end": 18660.02, "text": " Hahahaha"}, {"start": 18660.02, "end": 18662.02, "text": " It was only a matter of time"}, {"start": 18662.02, "end": 18667.62, "text": " Did I imagine you get him custom Darth Maul's shoes?"}, {"start": 18667.62, "end": 18673.78, "text": " Oh, you guys made it open this?"}, {"start": 18673.78, "end": 18681.62, "text": " Oh, wait, so, oh, it's like a pack opening, you don't know who you're going to get."}, {"start": 18681.62, "end": 18682.62, "text": " Your chat."}, {"start": 18682.62, "end": 18683.62, "text": " If this is Yeager-"}, {"start": 18683.62, "end": 18685.86, "text": " Can you explain the Darth Maul meme?"}, {"start": 18685.86, "end": 18689.82, "text": " Where did Darth Vader buy his shoes?"}, {"start": 18689.82, "end": 18698.579999999998, "text": " Chibi. What? Okay, Jack, if we get Yeager from this, this is a sign that we're going to get Yeager Black Ice 2026."}, {"start": 18699.22, "end": 18700.5, "text": " If we get Yeager from this."}, {"start": 18700.98, "end": 18704.42, "text": " But what is that even? Oh, it's a Rainbow Six character."}, {"start": 18704.66, "end": 18706.02, "text": " Oh my God. What could it be?"}, {"start": 18706.579999999998, "end": 18707.46, "text": " Jack, what could it be?"}, {"start": 18708.34, "end": 18709.06, "text": " What could it be?"}, {"start": 18714.739999999998, "end": 18717.5, "text": " What could it be? Yeager, Yeager, please Yeager."}, {"start": 18719.82, "end": 18726.5, "text": " I think I have a total of like 25 minutes on this operator"}, {"start": 18728.5, "end": 18729.7, "text": " LMG"}, {"start": 18729.7, "end": 18733.1, "text": " mountain and Lorde, I mean he is an iconic character"}, {"start": 18733.78, "end": 18737.36, "text": " But it's had shankar that would have been a sign that"}, {"start": 18738.38, "end": 18742.42, "text": " Can you react to the seven levels of gambling? Maybe my god?"}, {"start": 18743.1, "end": 18746.02, "text": " chat who remembers this guy I"}, {"start": 18746.54, "end": 18748.98, "text": " Was waiting for him to turn the corner again"}, {"start": 18749.82, "end": 18753.6, "text": " Who remembers this guy the fuck is beef cake jerky god"}, {"start": 18754.86, "end": 18756.3, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 18756.3, "end": 18761.62, "text": " This guy had Steve back. I'm not even kidding when I say this the best beef jerky. I've ever had him at all"}, {"start": 18762.9, "end": 18765.98, "text": " Of course you're eating yo, bro. I haven't ate one"}, {"start": 18768.26, "end": 18773.72, "text": " What dude, I want the wait is this a new flavor this is a new flavor. I've never had this one"}, {"start": 18773.72, "end": 18779.36, "text": " chat isn't this guy a fishing youtuber I'm pretty sure he is right chat y'all"}, {"start": 18779.36, "end": 18784.68, "text": " should like some of y'all should know chat jalapeno cheese bro I'm gonna give"}, {"start": 18784.68, "end": 18790.24, "text": " you my unbiased review bro gaming not gambling wait how long is that video"}, {"start": 18790.24, "end": 18797.0, "text": " maybe I'll react to it seven levels of gaming addiction player you're the go"}, {"start": 18797.0, "end": 18802.0, "text": " Hey, you're the goat. Your beef turkey is insane. Like you're the goat, bro."}, {"start": 18806.0, "end": 18807.0, "text": " Ten minutes."}, {"start": 18807.0, "end": 18813.0, "text": " Yo, Jack, if this wasn't ad, and I didn't disclose it, this would be illegal. I would go to jail."}, {"start": 18813.0, "end": 18820.0, "text": " If it was an ad, I'd have to disclose it. This is not an ad. The guy makes good beef turkey. Get off my dog."}, {"start": 18820.0, "end": 18822.0, "text": " Can you react harder?"}, {"start": 18822.0, "end": 18824.0, "text": " Tartar"}, {"start": 18824.0, "end": 18827.8, "text": " What the fuck do you want me to do stop like shaking my arms and going crazy?"}, {"start": 18829.8, "end": 18837.24, "text": " And then Martha and if I'm welcome, thank you and then a crystal and milk thing as her subs. Yes"}, {"start": 18844.12, "end": 18846.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18852.0, "end": 18854.0, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 18858.72, "end": 18860.72, "text": " Now shake ass, okay"}, {"start": 18864.8, "end": 18866.8, "text": " This guy was professional"}, {"start": 18870.0, "end": 18873.2, "text": " Don't stop daddy as i'm chewing on beef jerky"}, {"start": 18873.52, "end": 18875.52, "text": " Yo bro go to church bro. No seriously"}, {"start": 18877.28, "end": 18881.36, "text": " Don't stop daddy as i'm chewing on beef go to church bro"}, {"start": 18882.0, "end": 18889.0, "text": " how are his pits green? okay dude I'm never raising my arms again"}, {"start": 18889.0, "end": 18892.4, "text": " no you got it, I'm actually so sick of this shit"}, {"start": 18892.4, "end": 18897.64, "text": " like do I need to wear like shirts or not like"}, {"start": 18897.64, "end": 18903.04, "text": " you're getting one guide"}, {"start": 18903.04, "end": 18909.08, "text": " dude who's the best yordle"}, {"start": 18909.08, "end": 18911.08, "text": " Can answer on"}, {"start": 18914.280000000002, "end": 18918.440000000002, "text": " Guys guys, I have legitimately no idea what this is isn't that underwear"}, {"start": 18923.480000000003, "end": 18925.480000000003, "text": " It looks like underwear no"}, {"start": 18928.800000000003, "end": 18935.0, "text": " You know am I like a toddler I could have just used the scissors the whole time I think I'm actually brain dead like"}, {"start": 18936.08, "end": 18938.08, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 18939.08, "end": 18940.480000000003, "text": " Yeah, CTE. Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 18942.58, "end": 18944.58, "text": " Guys, that has to be underwear, right?"}, {"start": 18950.780000000002, "end": 18952.58, "text": " And of course, they're gigantic."}, {"start": 18953.38, "end": 18955.18, "text": " Your chat, what is this?"}, {"start": 18955.88, "end": 18957.38, "text": " Does anybody know what this is?"}, {"start": 18957.780000000002, "end": 18958.68, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 18958.88, "end": 18959.780000000002, "text": " Put it on."}, {"start": 18960.480000000003, "end": 18962.480000000003, "text": " It's kind of hot."}, {"start": 18962.88, "end": 18964.38, "text": " You will wear it now."}, {"start": 18964.780000000002, "end": 18965.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18966.58, "end": 18968.08, "text": " Do a try on haul."}, {"start": 18968.08, "end": 18969.68, "text": " Guys, I don't even know what this is."}, {"start": 18969.68, "end": 18971.84, "text": " You want me to try this on?"}, {"start": 18971.84, "end": 18973.0, "text": " Wait, what is that?"}, {"start": 18973.0, "end": 18974.52, "text": " It looks like a potato sack."}, {"start": 18974.52, "end": 18975.52, "text": " I need a beer for this."}, {"start": 18978.68, "end": 18980.960000000003, "text": " So, Chad, who said to sl-"}, {"start": 18980.960000000003, "end": 18982.68, "text": " Love Harder."}, {"start": 18982.68, "end": 18984.0, "text": " Dude, guys-"}, {"start": 18984.0, "end": 18985.600000000002, "text": " What are you talking about, wrestler?"}, {"start": 18985.600000000002, "end": 18986.600000000002, "text": " They're pants?"}, {"start": 18988.88, "end": 18990.84, "text": " Yo, Chad, is it pants or a shirt?"}, {"start": 18992.52, "end": 18994.52, "text": " NOOOOO!"}, {"start": 18995.68, "end": 18997.24, "text": " Legitimately, what is this?"}, {"start": 18998.08, "end": 19002.320000000003, "text": " I filmed part two on another website. Hi-bye! Ban him!"}, {"start": 19003.0, "end": 19005.0, "text": " Bro, what do you think this is, bro?"}, {"start": 19005.640000000003, "end": 19008.640000000003, "text": " Oh my god. I know what it is now."}, {"start": 19009.920000000002, "end": 19013.640000000003, "text": " I didn't know if it was a shirt or not, because it's later on in the game."}, {"start": 19013.640000000003, "end": 19014.640000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19014.640000000003, "end": 19016.36, "text": " Why would you send me this?"}, {"start": 19016.36, "end": 19019.08, "text": " I have two heck-er-on players locked in my basement."}, {"start": 19019.08, "end": 19021.08, "text": " What do I do to them?"}, {"start": 19021.08, "end": 19023.08, "text": " Get high speed into it, that's like, go crazy."}, {"start": 19023.08, "end": 19025.08, "text": " It's not a night-down, bro."}, {"start": 19025.08, "end": 19027.08, "text": " Yo, you guys know Motherfuckers, don't!"}, {"start": 19027.08, "end": 19041.160000000003, "text": " best hacker in the world what did you have to take his shirt off what are you doing right now"}, {"start": 19041.88, "end": 19049.56, "text": " yo bro i'm not gonna wear your psychotic lingerie underpants i'll never fit in that what the"}, {"start": 19049.56, "end": 19051.56, "text": " How the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 19051.56, "end": 19054.56, "text": " I mean, you're a creep."}, {"start": 19054.56, "end": 19056.56, "text": " Okay guys, I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 19056.56, "end": 19058.56, "text": " I won't be able to sign up for the next hour."}, {"start": 19058.56, "end": 19059.56, "text": " Typefit."}, {"start": 19059.56, "end": 19060.56, "text": " Typefit."}, {"start": 19060.56, "end": 19061.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19061.56, "end": 19062.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19062.56, "end": 19063.56, "text": " We're gonna put my shirt trap."}, {"start": 19063.56, "end": 19065.56, "text": " I'm CTA Jack."}, {"start": 19065.56, "end": 19070.56, "text": " Yo guys, that's not a typefit, okay?"}, {"start": 19070.56, "end": 19072.56, "text": " Ooh, chat."}, {"start": 19072.56, "end": 19077.56, "text": " Remember the guy that sent in candy from Mexico last week?"}, {"start": 19077.56, "end": 19082.56, "text": " When Mexicans have candy? I thought that was an American thing."}, {"start": 19082.56, "end": 19091.56, "text": " Y'all sent candy from another country. I'm hoping. And yes, I'm a fat ass. Yes, I enjoy candy. Of course. Yeah, okay."}, {"start": 19097.56, "end": 19100.56, "text": " The sneaker. Thank you."}, {"start": 19103.56, "end": 19105.56, "text": " Why is the oi here?"}, {"start": 19107.56, "end": 19109.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19110.08, "end": 19112.08, "text": " My brother plays"}, {"start": 19123.88, "end": 19126.920000000002, "text": " This is a generational fit, but it's too small"}, {"start": 19128.32, "end": 19130.48, "text": " Clock it. All right, you know what? Let's actually slay"}, {"start": 19131.68, "end": 19134.2, "text": " You know what? Let's land. I don't even care anymore"}, {"start": 19134.2, "end": 19139.440000000002, "text": " Which ends with this when he does it his brother"}, {"start": 19149.2, "end": 19156.7, "text": " He low key needs fake nails as you should as you should queen like low key"}, {"start": 19164.2, "end": 19176.2, "text": " L print. Okay, you just ruined my entire day. You ruined my day. L print! Why are you looking? In the workplace?"}, {"start": 19176.2, "end": 19178.2, "text": " Well, like, why did you even look?"}, {"start": 19178.2, "end": 19183.2, "text": " He's acting like you! When have I ever done that?"}, {"start": 19183.2, "end": 19187.2, "text": " I guess I'm wearing this for the rest of the fan mail. I'm sure there'll be another shoot, sure."}, {"start": 19187.2, "end": 19189.2, "text": " Oh, might I have one reggae?"}, {"start": 19189.2, "end": 19192.2, "text": " Wait, this isn't a shirt. This is a jersey."}, {"start": 19192.2, "end": 19194.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19194.2, "end": 19199.0, "text": " Am I the only one kind of wrecked whoa long close from"}, {"start": 19210.56, "end": 19212.56, "text": " From"}, {"start": 19212.64, "end": 19214.48, "text": " Scotland"}, {"start": 19214.48, "end": 19216.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19216.48, "end": 19218.48, "text": " all right"}, {"start": 19218.48, "end": 19220.48, "text": " streamer"}, {"start": 19221.0, "end": 19225.04, "text": " Dante said he's bricked yo if Dante's is watching this"}, {"start": 19225.56, "end": 19229.6, "text": " Like and he has an erection. He needs to get his head check, bro"}, {"start": 19230.48, "end": 19235.84, "text": " Now this this box look interesting. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest you guys"}, {"start": 19237.72, "end": 19244.8, "text": " I have a problem and it's in my pants after seeing him on that shirt who the fuck is Baldino though"}, {"start": 19244.8, "end": 19251.8, "text": " Bro there isn't even a guy named Baldinho. Like it's not even a real guy."}, {"start": 19257.8, "end": 19259.8, "text": " Alright baby can you say this?"}, {"start": 19263.8, "end": 19268.8, "text": " I know. I know. Yeah I'll leave it later."}, {"start": 19269.8, "end": 19271.8, "text": " Unless you want it."}, {"start": 19271.8, "end": 19275.48, "text": " Okay, then I'll have the light in"}, {"start": 19277.6, "end": 19279.6, "text": " All right, I'm made in the US"}, {"start": 19280.28, "end": 19285.32, "text": " Chat do it. What the fuck is my cat? Okay. No, I think sure he got up nice. Oh"}, {"start": 19286.2, "end": 19289.88, "text": " Hey guys, I need a I need a fucking uh, I"}, {"start": 19290.44, "end": 19292.44, "text": " Need to have a more caffeine"}, {"start": 19294.44, "end": 19296.44, "text": " What even is that?"}, {"start": 19296.44, "end": 19301.199999999997, "text": " How expensive these balls legitimately? Let me call Bernard"}, {"start": 19302.6, "end": 19304.6, "text": " What is that for baseball?"}, {"start": 19312.92, "end": 19315.82, "text": " Dude, I'm gonna be honest. I don't even think he could fit in his ass"}, {"start": 19318.399999999998, "end": 19322.079999999998, "text": " But it's a good thing they have four like he can put one in his mouth"}, {"start": 19322.08, "end": 19326.08, "text": " That way he can make any noises, and then he shoves the other in his ass"}, {"start": 19334.08, "end": 19338.08, "text": " Baby, baby, baby, you're looking very beautiful today"}, {"start": 19339.920000000002, "end": 19342.320000000003, "text": " So so what?"}, {"start": 19345.0, "end": 19347.0, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 19347.0, "end": 19349.0, "text": " And"}, {"start": 19349.04, "end": 19353.98, "text": " It's on my fault Jinxie has this fucking print visible to everybody all day every day"}, {"start": 19356.86, "end": 19362.84, "text": " My bad dude Jinxie your golf game like dude am I just supposed to ignore that in all caps"}, {"start": 19363.8, "end": 19367.92, "text": " Like okay, we are a 27 year old Tampa Tampa"}, {"start": 19368.36, "end": 19374.52, "text": " Golf pros at West Chase GC the Chilts wins in UT. We will get you making birdies"}, {"start": 19374.52, "end": 19382.28, "text": " and then they have a QR code chat as I always say scan at your own risk scan at"}, {"start": 19382.28, "end": 19386.36, "text": " your own risk what's the risk of even scanning a QR code"}, {"start": 19386.36, "end": 19388.56, "text": " You print yo tell him to stop watching the fan mail"}, {"start": 19400.36, "end": 19408.22, "text": " Dude me not being allowed to say w print it's like Albert Einstein not being allowed to say gravity exists"}, {"start": 19408.3, "end": 19410.3, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 19410.32, "end": 19412.32, "text": " Like bro, it's literally in my domain"}, {"start": 19416.36, "end": 19423.36, "text": " This I have a feeling there's gonna be 95 of these in the next three months"}, {"start": 19431.600000000002, "end": 19438.96, "text": " QR codes could be zipped bombs that fuck your shit up wait actually I'm gonna try to I'll try to go faster"}, {"start": 19438.96, "end": 19445.079999999998, "text": " But I'm good isn't found no risky though because people can lose on trackers and you should like that"}, {"start": 19454.44, "end": 19459.879999999997, "text": " His dad goes through it he checks. Oh really cool. Okay, whatever this is"}, {"start": 19461.36, "end": 19465.12, "text": " This is gigantic whatever this is. This is absolutely gigantic"}, {"start": 19465.12, "end": 19473.7, "text": " answer it's gonna be a print out of his friend like a fucking painting of it bro"}, {"start": 19473.7, "end": 19480.12, "text": " what if I sent him one of those for his next fan mail I sent him a big painting"}, {"start": 19480.12, "end": 19492.44, "text": " of his print do it okay yeah I think it's a poster"}, {"start": 19492.44, "end": 19496.16, "text": " What does W print mean?"}, {"start": 19496.16, "end": 19497.16, "text": " You're huge."}, {"start": 19497.16, "end": 19498.16, "text": " Real quick."}, {"start": 19498.16, "end": 19501.16, "text": " It's if you're good with your handwriting."}, {"start": 19501.16, "end": 19508.96, "text": " Let's see what it is."}, {"start": 19508.96, "end": 19515.239999999998, "text": " The greatest artist of all time and it's not even close."}, {"start": 19515.239999999998, "end": 19517.6, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 19517.6, "end": 19519.62, "text": " He's got world on drugs."}, {"start": 19519.62, "end": 19527.379999999997, "text": " race for love oh my god he's got all the albums in here bro is that painted artist of all time"}, {"start": 19527.379999999997, "end": 19535.379999999997, "text": " i appreciate you my boy very clean bro chat i i i can literally put so much poachers in my room"}, {"start": 19535.379999999997, "end": 19541.539999999997, "text": " from fan mail send him a picture of the whole game he threw with onay"}, {"start": 19543.539999999997, "end": 19547.86, "text": " i'm not trying to speed run it i'm only doing that because i'm gonna be late to game night"}, {"start": 19549.62, "end": 19553.62, "text": " But I already told them a couple hours ago."}, {"start": 19553.62, "end": 19555.62, "text": " Wait, did he?"}, {"start": 19555.62, "end": 19561.62, "text": " Since you liked the last onesies I sent you, I want to send you a kitty."}, {"start": 19561.62, "end": 19565.62, "text": " Because you are cute and submissive."}, {"start": 19565.62, "end": 19572.62, "text": " I hope you keep these onesies in the closet and use them for the stream or something fatty."}, {"start": 19572.62, "end": 19574.62, "text": " From Spencer."}, {"start": 19574.62, "end": 19576.62, "text": " Yo, Spencer!"}, {"start": 19576.62, "end": 19578.62, "text": " I'm not submissive!"}, {"start": 19578.62, "end": 19608.42, "text": " I just wanted to say you're my favorite streamer and your streams genuinely helped me through"}, {"start": 19608.420000000002, "end": 19613.36, "text": " I appreciate it, but here I'll refund your dolly buddy. I got you. Okay, this okay"}, {"start": 19613.86, "end": 19616.760000000002, "text": " You don't have to donate there. You don't have to donate you can just"}, {"start": 19618.280000000002, "end": 19620.280000000002, "text": " You just have the message already"}, {"start": 19623.280000000002, "end": 19628.960000000003, "text": " This is from Spencer who said and I quote I'm cute in submit"}, {"start": 19628.96, "end": 19630.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19635.879999999997, "end": 19638.559999999998, "text": " Yeah, yo Spencer"}, {"start": 19644.0, "end": 19646.0, "text": " Best heck room in the world"}, {"start": 19651.6, "end": 19656.719999999998, "text": " I'm gonna do this one time for about 30 seconds, so I know you're probably stroking it"}, {"start": 19656.72, "end": 19662.48, "text": " Yeah, enjoy that 30-second goon session bro, cuz after this I'm not wearing this ever again"}, {"start": 19667.52, "end": 19669.52, "text": " All right, that's it"}, {"start": 19670.920000000002, "end": 19672.920000000002, "text": " I'm getting a call"}, {"start": 19673.920000000002, "end": 19675.760000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19675.760000000002, "end": 19683.14, "text": " Hi Dante's my last 100 this I am kind of homeless. I'll gladly accept 10k bits and return cheers less than"}, {"start": 19686.72, "end": 19688.72, "text": " Wait, BABY!"}, {"start": 19688.72, "end": 19691.72, "text": " You're so unspunny!"}, {"start": 19691.72, "end": 19692.72, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19692.72, "end": 19693.72, "text": " You're so unspunny!"}, {"start": 19693.72, "end": 19694.72, "text": " Wait, why? What did I do?"}, {"start": 19694.72, "end": 19697.72, "text": " It's funny not a fucking onesie!"}, {"start": 19697.72, "end": 19699.72, "text": " Why are you not taking pictures to a track of?"}, {"start": 19699.72, "end": 19702.72, "text": " Dude, you're so unsunny! It's incredible!"}, {"start": 19702.72, "end": 19704.72, "text": " How can you even ask yours?"}, {"start": 19704.72, "end": 19705.72, "text": " Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry."}, {"start": 19705.72, "end": 19706.72, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 19706.72, "end": 19708.72, "text": " No, no, no, I, wait."}, {"start": 19710.72, "end": 19711.72, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 19711.72, "end": 19714.72, "text": " Bend over just like that, Jinxie."}, {"start": 19714.72, "end": 19715.72, "text": " Yeah, right there."}, {"start": 19715.72, "end": 19719.34, "text": " Jack what's the end game here? I run around the house"}, {"start": 19719.34, "end": 19722.34, "text": " Oh, yeah, your body looking a bunch of Jamesy"}, {"start": 19723.34, "end": 19725.34, "text": " Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 19728.940000000002, "end": 19737.5, "text": " Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, hey goon material secured"}, {"start": 19741.02, "end": 19743.02, "text": " Why is your sister yelling"}, {"start": 19745.72, "end": 19747.72, "text": " and jayden there is so welcome thank you"}, {"start": 19747.72, "end": 19749.72, "text": " i'm ricky and leppard onesie"}, {"start": 19749.72, "end": 19751.72, "text": " i'm tommy there is so welcome"}, {"start": 19751.72, "end": 19753.72, "text": " thank you"}, {"start": 19753.72, "end": 19755.72, "text": " send it to him"}, {"start": 19755.72, "end": 19757.72, "text": " which i sent him in haplice"}, {"start": 19759.72, "end": 19761.72, "text": " dude he'll think i'm fucking creepy"}, {"start": 19765.72, "end": 19767.72, "text": " guys he'll think i'm a fucking creep"}, {"start": 19767.72, "end": 19769.72, "text": " of course he is"}, {"start": 19769.72, "end": 19771.72, "text": " of course he is"}, {"start": 19771.72, "end": 19773.72, "text": " send it and hit him with"}, {"start": 19773.72, "end": 19783.72, "text": " get that woman back in the kitchen"}, {"start": 19783.72, "end": 19786.72, "text": " shut your bitch ass up boy, she's giving me the good ideas"}, {"start": 19786.72, "end": 19790.72, "text": " so here's something else to improve your ascension journey"}, {"start": 19790.72, "end": 19793.72, "text": " stay mauging from Noah"}, {"start": 19793.72, "end": 19798.72, "text": " yeah, Noah like is this gonna be a phone masher?"}, {"start": 19798.72, "end": 19801.72, "text": " what could this possibly be Noah?"}, {"start": 19801.72, "end": 19808.72, "text": " I'm not going to start throwing mash on my face, okay?"}, {"start": 19808.72, "end": 19821.72, "text": " Dude, I genuinely feel like such a fucking creep that I actually feel creepy."}, {"start": 19821.72, "end": 19828.72, "text": " Alright, Noah, let's see what you say."}, {"start": 19828.72, "end": 19838.72, "text": " send to the discord group i'm not in the group yet i'm gonna be in it later"}, {"start": 19838.72, "end": 19850.920000000002, "text": " Oh my god, Jaws aside, come on Titan, strengthen your neck and fate."}, {"start": 19850.920000000002, "end": 19853.02, "text": " Bro, there's no-"}, {"start": 19853.02, "end": 19855.72, "text": " So, how is this gonna help me mock?"}, {"start": 19855.72, "end": 19858.420000000002, "text": " Bro, I need your guys this."}, {"start": 19858.420000000002, "end": 19861.22, "text": " It's gonna help me mock, guys."}, {"start": 19861.22, "end": 19865.32, "text": " Like, do you guys know Connor Murphy?"}, {"start": 19865.32, "end": 19870.84, "text": " would use one of those for 12 hours a day and nowadays his fucking face looks like this"}, {"start": 19871.88, "end": 19874.68, "text": " like you literally look like a retard"}, {"start": 19877.4, "end": 19881.0, "text": " like i'm not even kidding you you literally end up looking like a retard"}, {"start": 19882.68, "end": 19884.12, "text": " my crap dad"}, {"start": 19887.96, "end": 19894.12, "text": " oh yeah don't know smurf so hard every game let's make a lot of fun to dollar get free back"}, {"start": 19894.12, "end": 19905.12, "text": " I was actually going to do this for about five more seconds and then somebody tied good boy."}, {"start": 19905.12, "end": 19908.12, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfucking Donald?"}, {"start": 19908.12, "end": 19910.12, "text": " Best hechrom in the world."}, {"start": 19910.12, "end": 19913.12, "text": " This is going to help me muck."}, {"start": 19913.12, "end": 19915.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19915.12, "end": 19917.12, "text": " It's just a scare."}, {"start": 19917.12, "end": 19919.12, "text": " Make it your discord pfp."}, {"start": 19919.12, "end": 19921.42, "text": " But bro, if you bought this, you're a bot."}, {"start": 19921.42, "end": 19924.86, "text": " Yeah, I don't know about that one, bro."}, {"start": 19924.86, "end": 19927.219999999998, "text": " Dylan also moves so hard every game."}, {"start": 19927.219999999998, "end": 19930.18, "text": " When we're getting the IRL with the bald dude in the pink shirt."}, {"start": 19930.18, "end": 19931.379999999997, "text": " This thing does work."}, {"start": 19931.379999999997, "end": 19933.7, "text": " Dead ass."}, {"start": 19933.7, "end": 19936.5, "text": " Maybe one day soon, but hopefully not next week."}, {"start": 19936.5, "end": 19938.26, "text": " Because if we do an IRL next week,"}, {"start": 19938.26, "end": 19940.86, "text": " it means that he's beating my ass in Tarbin Springs."}, {"start": 19940.86, "end": 19942.66, "text": " But I jumped him there in 3-3, Chef."}, {"start": 19942.66, "end": 19944.42, "text": " And how are you there in the Fireman's Hall?"}, {"start": 19944.42, "end": 19949.059999999998, "text": " Chateau de Dantez, I'll be done with fan mail in 12 minutes."}, {"start": 19949.06, "end": 19951.06, "text": " Yeah, I'll finish way before then."}, {"start": 19951.06, "end": 19953.06, "text": " You've got four packages."}, {"start": 19953.06, "end": 19955.06, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 19955.06, "end": 19957.06, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 19957.06, "end": 19961.06, "text": " Garzard, greatest welcome out of all time. Not even a question!"}, {"start": 19967.06, "end": 19970.06, "text": " Oh my god, he got the white cheddar once too."}, {"start": 19970.06, "end": 19972.06, "text": " No! He's eating!"}, {"start": 19972.06, "end": 19974.06, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 19974.06, "end": 19977.06, "text": " These are the greatest cheese and flavors of all time."}, {"start": 19977.06, "end": 19978.86, "text": " time he needs to throw that out that's"}, {"start": 19978.86, "end": 19981.7, "text": " swap Pringles original cheese it white"}, {"start": 19981.7, "end": 19984.58, "text": " cheddar cheese it and rice crispy treat"}, {"start": 19984.58, "end": 19987.780000000002, "text": " why is the chat I thought you were"}, {"start": 19987.780000000002, "end": 19990.66, "text": " married yeah I am yo guys this isn't"}, {"start": 19990.66, "end": 19993.780000000002, "text": " Losis three please don't refer to me as"}, {"start": 19993.780000000002, "end": 19998.9, "text": " it it got excited jumping for joy"}, {"start": 19998.9, "end": 20006.460000000003, "text": " guys you're the part of twitch that's"}, {"start": 20006.46, "end": 20012.579999999998, "text": " Literally Ron Ron got coined that title. Don't pin that on me. What's a fart of twitch love Ron, but bro"}, {"start": 20012.579999999998, "end": 20015.84, "text": " He is the part of twist. What does that even mean? Okay?"}, {"start": 20021.18, "end": 20026.7, "text": " Next time out of XQC. What does that mean cookies? I ate when I was little"}, {"start": 20028.98, "end": 20032.579999999998, "text": " I heard they made the movie obsession based off of your relationship. I"}, {"start": 20032.58, "end": 20039.68, "text": " I do this that a good movie. I've been Loki thing. I go watch your Thor sometimes soon, but I hope it's on my good streaming platform"}, {"start": 20043.480000000003, "end": 20045.88, "text": " From Jackie stop coughing"}, {"start": 20047.52, "end": 20054.920000000002, "text": " What yes, I saw twice that's like telling me to stop breathing. Why would you watch a movie twice coffee? Are you serious?"}, {"start": 20056.280000000002, "end": 20058.280000000002, "text": " Chat from El Salvador. Let's see"}, {"start": 20058.28, "end": 20063.879999999997, "text": " What? Wait, dude, why would he say El Salvador instead of W Salvador?"}, {"start": 20068.92, "end": 20071.48, "text": " All right, Chad, let's see if El Salvador has the best candy."}, {"start": 20073.079999999998, "end": 20077.399999999998, "text": " They're competing. Somebody sent a big bundle from Mexico. Let's see this."}, {"start": 20078.84, "end": 20085.8, "text": " Call him LDN. Dude, I know what that stands for, and I'm not allowed saying that word."}, {"start": 20085.8, "end": 20086.8, "text": " The packaging."}, {"start": 20086.8, "end": 20092.8, "text": " Diara, Ticnic, Bressa."}, {"start": 20092.8, "end": 20096.8, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20096.8, "end": 20100.8, "text": " It's a wafer, but instead of you."}, {"start": 20100.8, "end": 20102.8, "text": " Does he check his packages for bombs?"}, {"start": 20102.8, "end": 20103.8, "text": " Real question."}, {"start": 20103.8, "end": 20104.8, "text": " Yeah, apparently his dad does."}, {"start": 20104.8, "end": 20106.8, "text": " It's wide and thin."}, {"start": 20115.8, "end": 20123.399999999998, "text": " this is the greatest thing pink wafers a british thing yes so it's getting"}, {"start": 20123.399999999998, "end": 20133.079999999998, "text": " stabbed to death with a machete i'm sorry oh man wow that was fuck jesus sorry it's"}, {"start": 20133.079999999998, "end": 20138.6, "text": " not late it's not late guys i know actually sorry"}, {"start": 20138.600000000002, "end": 20140.600000000002, "text": " Time with gummies. I'm not falling for that."}, {"start": 20140.600000000002, "end": 20142.600000000002, "text": " I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 20142.600000000002, "end": 20144.600000000002, "text": " Okay, such as that."}, {"start": 20145.600000000002, "end": 20148.600000000002, "text": " This guy sent in a gigantic box."}, {"start": 20151.600000000002, "end": 20153.600000000002, "text": " What? It's a box in a box."}, {"start": 20153.600000000002, "end": 20155.600000000002, "text": " There is a box inside of the box."}, {"start": 20155.600000000002, "end": 20157.600000000002, "text": " Wait, wait, there's another box in the box!"}, {"start": 20159.600000000002, "end": 20161.600000000002, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald?"}, {"start": 20161.600000000002, "end": 20162.600000000002, "text": " Best hacker in the world."}, {"start": 20162.600000000002, "end": 20164.600000000002, "text": " Come on, box in a box, box in a box."}, {"start": 20165.600000000002, "end": 20167.600000000002, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 20167.600000000002, "end": 20175.600000000002, "text": " Come on another box in there. Okay, come on box in a box in a box box in a box in a box in a box in a box"}, {"start": 20177.72, "end": 20179.72, "text": " Come on come on"}, {"start": 20182.920000000002, "end": 20184.920000000002, "text": " Box in a box in a box in a box"}, {"start": 20186.680000000004, "end": 20188.680000000004, "text": " Box in a box in a box in a box"}, {"start": 20192.320000000003, "end": 20194.320000000003, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 20195.079999999998, "end": 20198.36, "text": " Another box box in a box in a box in a box"}, {"start": 20208.64, "end": 20210.64, "text": " Another box"}, {"start": 20212.56, "end": 20215.4, "text": " Okay, box in a box in a box in a box in a box"}, {"start": 20217.72, "end": 20221.2, "text": " Okay, this guy just sent me nine boxes"}, {"start": 20221.84, "end": 20223.84, "text": " There has to be no only five"}, {"start": 20224.32, "end": 20227.32, "text": " Come on, box in the box, in the box, in the box, in the box, in the box."}, {"start": 20230.82, "end": 20231.32, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 20231.82, "end": 20232.32, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 20232.32, "end": 20234.32, "text": " They only sent in nine boxes."}, {"start": 20239.82, "end": 20240.82, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 20241.32, "end": 20242.32, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 20242.82, "end": 20243.82, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 20244.32, "end": 20247.82, "text": " Okay, box in the box, in the box, in the box, in the box, in the box."}, {"start": 20248.32, "end": 20248.82, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 20248.82, "end": 20252.82, "text": " So, glad Darth Maul introduced me to your streams, this she is peak."}, {"start": 20252.82, "end": 20253.82, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 20254.32, "end": 20258.64, "text": " Con come on"}, {"start": 20266.6, "end": 20268.6, "text": " Stronghold math finish"}, {"start": 20269.84, "end": 20275.72, "text": " To mr. Jinxie my name is Caden. I'm a long-time viewer and I just launched my own hair brand called see ya Caden"}, {"start": 20275.72, "end": 20277.72, "text": " Why'd you put it in ten boxes?"}, {"start": 20280.52, "end": 20282.52, "text": " Why'd you put this in ten boxes?"}, {"start": 20284.32, "end": 20287.079999999998, "text": " On all of our products the same"}, {"start": 20289.4, "end": 20294.88, "text": " Real talk like if you're gonna have like sea salt spray from one, it's from the same fucking sea bro"}, {"start": 20299.079999999998, "end": 20303.72, "text": " Is this Harry from like long enough for that but the thing is I can't style my hair"}, {"start": 20304.16, "end": 20306.68, "text": " Kaden I can't style my hair because I'm bald"}, {"start": 20307.8, "end": 20310.68, "text": " Okay, I'm not bold. Yes. I had said then"}, {"start": 20310.68, "end": 20313.68, "text": " WK to the chat."}, {"start": 20313.68, "end": 20316.68, "text": " Look at that dent!"}, {"start": 20316.68, "end": 20318.68, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20318.68, "end": 20320.68, "text": " We got another fan mail."}, {"start": 20320.68, "end": 20322.68, "text": " Hold the dent, what dent?"}, {"start": 20322.68, "end": 20324.68, "text": " Dent?"}, {"start": 20324.68, "end": 20326.68, "text": " Wait guys, real talk."}, {"start": 20326.68, "end": 20328.68, "text": " Let's see you have a baby, right?"}, {"start": 20328.68, "end": 20331.68, "text": " And then you like, push down the middle of its head"}, {"start": 20331.68, "end": 20333.68, "text": " for like five minutes a day."}, {"start": 20333.68, "end": 20335.68, "text": " Would it, did it hurt?"}, {"start": 20335.68, "end": 20340.04, "text": " push down the middle of its head for like five minutes a day."}, {"start": 20340.04, "end": 20343.44, "text": " Would it develop a headset done to naturally?"}, {"start": 20343.44, "end": 20345.28, "text": " You asking me to send stuff."}, {"start": 20348.52, "end": 20349.96, "text": " Okay, Chris, Chris."}, {"start": 20349.96, "end": 20351.08, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 20351.08, "end": 20352.56, "text": " Chris, what is this, bro?"}, {"start": 20352.56, "end": 20353.4, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 20353.4, "end": 20354.72, "text": " I don't know Smurf so well in every game."}, {"start": 20354.72, "end": 20355.68, "text": " Chris, actually what is this?"}, {"start": 20355.68, "end": 20357.44, "text": " Send him a frame of when he was altered"}, {"start": 20357.44, "end": 20358.96, "text": " and getting beamed by the Falcons"}, {"start": 20358.96, "end": 20360.12, "text": " when he threw it on him."}, {"start": 20360.12, "end": 20372.44, "text": " It's a thinking frog."}, {"start": 20372.44, "end": 20373.44, "text": " That's cute."}, {"start": 20373.44, "end": 20375.12, "text": " I want it."}, {"start": 20375.12, "end": 20376.44, "text": " It's a thinking frog."}, {"start": 20376.44, "end": 20379.44, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20379.44, "end": 20380.44, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20380.44, "end": 20386.32, "text": " Dude, what if they make a frog like that but when you nod on it it changes colors."}, {"start": 20386.32, "end": 20391.88, "text": " Pleasant Grove, California. Pleasant Grove Boulevard. You guys said"}, {"start": 20391.88, "end": 20396.8, "text": " No! I thought you said no. Brother, brother, this is the P.O.I."}, {"start": 20406.92, "end": 20409.72, "text": " Hey, chicks, hope you enjoy the swag and the golf towel."}, {"start": 20409.72, "end": 20425.58, "text": " Okay, it's a comfy little shirt. Where's the golf towel? Okay, I need one of these golf"}, {"start": 20425.58, "end": 20428.66, "text": " towels. I'm not gonna lie. W's, man. W's, thank you."}, {"start": 20428.66, "end": 20432.58, "text": " We should do fan mail with you. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I think I'm a bit too paranoid"}, {"start": 20432.58, "end": 20437.02, "text": " for that. Next time on a date. I mean, I have been sent"}, {"start": 20437.02, "end": 20443.18, "text": " this book. No, no, no, no, no. I think since this book, every week, once a week, since"}, {"start": 20443.18, "end": 20451.18, "text": " 2024, I'm not reading this. It's just a full-blown novel. Bro, I'm not. Stop sending it to me."}, {"start": 20451.18, "end": 20456.62, "text": " I have no answer to the word about that book on this one, so hard every game."}, {"start": 20456.62, "end": 20457.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20457.62, "end": 20462.62, "text": " Scratch fat. I got a better idea. Send me a set of different side effects plugs than if"}, {"start": 20462.62, "end": 20465.58, "text": " a punishment he wears a different size based on what he did."}, {"start": 20465.58, "end": 20467.58, "text": " Wait, Loki got an idea though."}, {"start": 20469.58, "end": 20471.58, "text": " Whaaaaaat?"}, {"start": 20472.58, "end": 20475.58, "text": " You should send a Cal Fit photo to Junk and say,"}, {"start": 20475.58, "end": 20477.58, "text": " I cheat on my wife so hard with you."}, {"start": 20477.58, "end": 20479.58, "text": " You'd call me M-O-O-O-O-Dog."}, {"start": 20479.58, "end": 20481.58, "text": " Okay, I don't know what that one."}, {"start": 20482.58, "end": 20486.58, "text": " Guys, can't we tell me why everyone wears ski masks nowadays"}, {"start": 20486.58, "end": 20488.58, "text": " when they don't even go skiing?"}, {"start": 20489.58, "end": 20492.58, "text": " Like, why do I always see people wearing that?"}, {"start": 20492.58, "end": 20494.58, "text": " This is what I'm bringing to Tarpon Spring, bro."}, {"start": 20494.58, "end": 20496.58, "text": " It's a shiesty"}, {"start": 20496.820000000003, "end": 20504.58, "text": " You are so you are soft as baby shit. Okay. Yeah, you know, bro. You just ruined the whole that's a back lover"}, {"start": 20504.940000000002, "end": 20506.940000000002, "text": " You just ruined the whole moment, bro"}, {"start": 20507.620000000003, "end": 20515.300000000003, "text": " Welcome to bricks the numbing the pot. He went ball. Okay mods. Can we like time out all the racists, please ruin the whole moment guys?"}, {"start": 20515.460000000003, "end": 20517.460000000003, "text": " Can we not be?"}, {"start": 20519.660000000003, "end": 20522.100000000002, "text": " Your parents must be dissatisfied"}, {"start": 20522.100000000002, "end": 20526.100000000002, "text": " Yo, somebody say something positive, please?"}, {"start": 20526.100000000002, "end": 20527.100000000002, "text": " What is-"}, {"start": 20530.100000000002, "end": 20531.100000000002, "text": " How's that racist?"}, {"start": 20531.100000000002, "end": 20534.100000000002, "text": " There were people typing racist shit in there."}, {"start": 20534.100000000002, "end": 20535.100000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20535.100000000002, "end": 20537.100000000002, "text": " N.P."}, {"start": 20537.100000000002, "end": 20539.100000000002, "text": " That wiener could satisfy-"}, {"start": 20539.100000000002, "end": 20541.100000000002, "text": " Wait, what, what the fuck? I missed it."}, {"start": 20541.100000000002, "end": 20542.100000000002, "text": " Wait, what happened?"}, {"start": 20542.100000000002, "end": 20543.100000000002, "text": " That was gigantic."}, {"start": 20543.100000000002, "end": 20545.100000000002, "text": " Wait, wait, what did I miss?"}, {"start": 20545.100000000002, "end": 20546.100000000002, "text": " Wait, what did I miss?"}, {"start": 20546.100000000002, "end": 20549.100000000002, "text": " Make him wear a chastity belt till he holds cute."}, {"start": 20549.100000000002, "end": 20550.100000000002, "text": " What did I miss?"}, {"start": 20550.100000000002, "end": 20553.780000000002, "text": " a huge pbc dildo"}, {"start": 20556.460000000003, "end": 20561.86, "text": " Dude as punishment every time he does yes the ride it for 30 seconds"}, {"start": 20563.06, "end": 20564.86, "text": " Next time out of the day"}, {"start": 20564.86, "end": 20568.660000000003, "text": " Band use it test it wear it yo guys wear it"}, {"start": 20569.340000000004, "end": 20572.780000000002, "text": " Bro, it's a it's a 14. It's a 14 incher"}, {"start": 20574.660000000003, "end": 20578.340000000004, "text": " It's literally a 14 incher bro, what do you mean wear it?"}, {"start": 20578.34, "end": 20583.34, "text": " What does that even mean bro?"}, {"start": 20583.34, "end": 20589.18, "text": " I know what this is, I know what this is."}, {"start": 20589.18, "end": 20590.18, "text": " These aren't chips."}, {"start": 20590.18, "end": 20594.34, "text": " Listen, I opened these before, it's a glitter bomb explosion."}, {"start": 20594.34, "end": 20597.82, "text": " No, not for this, I'm not an idiot."}, {"start": 20597.82, "end": 20602.98, "text": " Bro, there's gonna be glitter all over my face."}, {"start": 20602.98, "end": 20603.98, "text": " Good try bro."}, {"start": 20603.98, "end": 20604.98, "text": " Nice freaking try."}, {"start": 20605.62, "end": 20610.82, "text": " Dude, Al-Jing see bro Al-Jing see pure bison chips. He doesn't even eat them"}, {"start": 20624.42, "end": 20627.22, "text": " No, okay, thank you"}, {"start": 20634.98, "end": 20636.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20646.5, "end": 20648.5, "text": " Is that a ping-pong mask?"}, {"start": 20656.899999999998, "end": 20663.1, "text": " It's our sex oh when you don't hit challenger you have to go to tarpon springs with a bulletproof vest"}, {"start": 20664.98, "end": 20666.98, "text": " Bro, this is Mew Smash!"}, {"start": 20666.98, "end": 20668.98, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 20668.98, "end": 20670.98, "text": " He's got the headphones too?"}, {"start": 20674.98, "end": 20677.98, "text": " Why can't I get League of Marbelia?"}, {"start": 20677.98, "end": 20679.98, "text": " This is so sick."}, {"start": 20679.98, "end": 20681.98, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20684.98, "end": 20690.98, "text": " War Wolf Field Operation Gas Mask?!"}, {"start": 20690.98, "end": 20692.98, "text": " Bro, this had to be expensive."}, {"start": 20692.98, "end": 20695.32, "text": " Bro bro, this is a legitimate gas mask."}, {"start": 20695.32, "end": 20696.899999999998, "text": " Remove the delay!"}, {"start": 20696.899999999998, "end": 20699.399999999998, "text": " THERE IS NO DELAY!"}, {"start": 20699.899999999998, "end": 20700.399999999998, "text": " Literally."}, {"start": 20700.399999999998, "end": 20701.399999999998, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 20701.399999999998, "end": 20702.399999999998, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20703.18, "end": 20705.18, "text": " Wait chat, I just got an idea."}, {"start": 20705.18, "end": 20708.18, "text": " Let's put it over to Ski Mask and see how it looks."}, {"start": 20709.68, "end": 20710.68, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20710.68, "end": 20713.68, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?"}, {"start": 20713.68, "end": 20715.18, "text": " The best hacker in the world."}, {"start": 20715.18, "end": 20718.18, "text": " Bro, you should walk around tarping springs like that."}, {"start": 20720.18, "end": 20722.18, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20722.98, "end": 20727.78, "text": " I am sure if you opened a peel box, you'd get your own Soraka Kudunari figure."}, {"start": 20727.78, "end": 20730.78, "text": " Imagine dude. Probably though."}, {"start": 20730.78, "end": 20737.38, "text": " Alright, we're almost done. We're almost done chat, we're almost done. My god, a lot of"}, {"start": 20737.38, "end": 20740.18, "text": " packages today. Holy crap, y'all are goaded!"}, {"start": 20740.18, "end": 20745.98, "text": " Guys, what's the coolest thing he's ever gotten from a fan mail?"}, {"start": 20745.98, "end": 20746.98, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20746.98, "end": 20754.38, "text": " it's popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn a BBC he misspelled"}, {"start": 20754.38, "end": 20758.98, "text": " why is everyone saying BBC"}, {"start": 20761.62, "end": 20766.46, "text": " human shit in a package"}, {"start": 20766.46, "end": 20773.46, "text": " bro there's no way someone's shitheading you with shitheads"}, {"start": 20775.46, "end": 20777.46, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 20777.46, "end": 20782.46, "text": " I just, you know, I don't understand like why I would need diapers"}, {"start": 20782.46, "end": 20785.46, "text": " where are the diapers now?"}, {"start": 20785.46, "end": 20788.46, "text": " this guy only now discovered kink"}, {"start": 20788.46, "end": 20791.46, "text": " what is the po- it's not ungrateful"}, {"start": 20791.46, "end": 20794.899999999998, "text": " FUCKING BAD! I'M AN ABDL!"}, {"start": 20794.899999999998, "end": 20797.02, "text": " I'm with a diaper, bro. Please stop."}, {"start": 20797.02, "end": 20798.62, "text": " Do not search up ABDL."}, {"start": 20798.62, "end": 20799.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20801.62, "end": 20802.78, "text": " I don't have a son!"}, {"start": 20804.579999999998, "end": 20806.82, "text": " Congratulations to what?"}, {"start": 20806.82, "end": 20808.42, "text": " I don't have a kid!"}, {"start": 20809.78, "end": 20811.78, "text": " Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?"}, {"start": 20812.18, "end": 20813.78, "text": " Best Have a Son in the World?"}, {"start": 20815.059999999998, "end": 20817.3, "text": " Wait, he never said he didn't have a daughter, though."}, {"start": 20817.579999999998, "end": 20818.579999999998, "text": " Alweyer."}, {"start": 20818.579999999998, "end": 20819.18, "text": " Big Bob."}, {"start": 20819.18, "end": 20821.02, "text": " And Whiteberry Sereniphym."}, {"start": 20821.02, "end": 20824.32, "text": " And Grom, they're in the private store, wine, they're in the private store."}, {"start": 20824.32, "end": 20825.32, "text": " Thank you guys."}, {"start": 20828.82, "end": 20831.32, "text": " Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Boy!"}, {"start": 20831.32, "end": 20832.82, "text": " Best hacker in the world!"}, {"start": 20834.82, "end": 20838.52, "text": " I just searched up ABDL, what the fuck, I'm not sure."}, {"start": 20842.52, "end": 20845.02, "text": " Seattle Mariners?"}, {"start": 20846.22, "end": 20847.22, "text": " U.S. O-"}, {"start": 20847.22, "end": 20849.02, "text": " WHAAAAAT?!"}, {"start": 20849.02, "end": 20859.62, "text": " he is pregnant confirmed do you imagine what it's someone scum 50 hats"}, {"start": 20859.62, "end": 20869.74, "text": " Donald what games are you playing later uh wires bar and gambler friends and"}, {"start": 20869.74, "end": 20876.22, "text": " that's how I feel in the prime yo you guys know motherfucking don't best heck"}, {"start": 20876.22, "end": 20878.22, "text": " in the world oh wait are those actually"}, {"start": 20878.22, "end": 20885.98, "text": " pokemons what so no leak tonight with"}, {"start": 20885.98, "end": 20888.420000000002, "text": " JYNX CI we might be we might be all"}, {"start": 20888.420000000002, "end": 20890.460000000003, "text": " same"}, {"start": 20890.460000000003, "end": 20893.5, "text": " Pokemon cards"}, {"start": 20895.5, "end": 20897.86, "text": " wait they're all slabbed are they all"}, {"start": 20897.86, "end": 20904.18, "text": " good what the fuck"}, {"start": 20906.22, "end": 20913.22, "text": " It's going to all of you."}, {"start": 20913.22, "end": 20916.22, "text": " Guys, what?"}, {"start": 20916.22, "end": 20923.22, "text": " Bro, there's like 300 cards in here."}, {"start": 20923.22, "end": 20929.22, "text": " Bro, where are you?"}, {"start": 20929.22, "end": 20935.66, "text": " Yeah, he didn't set like the sleeves and stuff for like new cards"}, {"start": 20937.06, "end": 20939.06, "text": " That is so much money"}, {"start": 20942.22, "end": 20945.74, "text": " Get what and talk dance up scarlet by"}, {"start": 20949.620000000003, "end": 20954.14, "text": " Dude needs another vape head he's coughing"}, {"start": 20954.14, "end": 20962.3, "text": " This is $10,000. Are you guys actually fucking serious? These are 10 grand?"}, {"start": 20967.1, "end": 20973.42, "text": " Dude, everyone be like, no bro, BCAUTI is horrible. Yeah, but were you saying that when you saw"}, {"start": 20973.420000000002, "end": 20983.660000000003, "text": " space jam for the first time cheers bro one more huge box like this is like"}, {"start": 20983.660000000003, "end": 20996.460000000003, "text": " gigantic space jam wait I'll show you what the fuck yo best heck room in the"}, {"start": 20996.46, "end": 21002.059999999998, "text": " world it's leave dick brooder"}, {"start": 21002.059999999998, "end": 21005.18, "text": " check my room it's like a mess"}, {"start": 21005.18, "end": 21008.18, "text": " and uh... fifty-gen there on the phone so much thank you"}, {"start": 21008.18, "end": 21010.86, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 21010.86, "end": 21015.3, "text": " Tom Kench is kind of cute in pink can't lie"}, {"start": 21015.3, "end": 21018.78, "text": " wait this guy sent him free pokemon cards"}, {"start": 21018.78, "end": 21022.18, "text": " what the fuck?"}, {"start": 21022.18, "end": 21023.94, "text": " probably like what $200"}, {"start": 21023.94, "end": 21027.059999999998, "text": " do not open this"}, {"start": 21027.059999999998, "end": 21029.579999999998, "text": " do not open this"}, {"start": 21029.579999999998, "end": 21032.219999999998, "text": " twenty thousand dollars"}, {"start": 21032.219999999998, "end": 21036.719999999998, "text": " not in a way it's like me with one fifty"}, {"start": 21036.719999999998, "end": 21039.359999999997, "text": " are you guys fucking trolling me or not"}, {"start": 21039.359999999997, "end": 21042.199999999997, "text": " brother this is sealed"}, {"start": 21042.199999999997, "end": 21043.399999999998, "text": " so be"}, {"start": 21043.399999999998, "end": 21044.699999999997, "text": " wait what's that"}, {"start": 21044.699999999997, "end": 21045.92, "text": " wait what is that"}, {"start": 21045.92, "end": 21047.02, "text": " ahhh"}, {"start": 21047.02, "end": 21048.02, "text": " ahhh"}, {"start": 21048.02, "end": 21049.52, "text": " ahhh"}, {"start": 21049.52, "end": 21051.32, "text": " first time shot in the chat setting"}, {"start": 21051.32, "end": 21052.52, "text": " not open it"}, {"start": 21052.52, "end": 21054.12, "text": " Is this your box bro?"}, {"start": 21054.12, "end": 21056.12, "text": " Don't go have it into the corn!"}, {"start": 21059.12, "end": 21060.62, "text": " Well why would you send this?"}, {"start": 21061.32, "end": 21063.32, "text": " Mega evolution, perfect order."}, {"start": 21064.420000000002, "end": 21065.62, "text": " Why would you send this?"}, {"start": 21066.12, "end": 21067.72, "text": " Bro this is way too expensive."}, {"start": 21069.22, "end": 21070.420000000002, "text": " Well that's crazy."}, {"start": 21071.02, "end": 21071.72, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21074.32, "end": 21075.420000000002, "text": " $20,000?"}, {"start": 21075.420000000002, "end": 21079.62, "text": " You've been watching Jettie for the last hour and said you could have won three quick games."}, {"start": 21079.62, "end": 21082.22, "text": " P8, you should shoot yourself in the head tonight."}, {"start": 21082.22, "end": 21089.18, "text": " reading my idiot chats in game like are you some kind of fucking moron for"}, {"start": 21089.18, "end": 21091.34, "text": " typing that"}, {"start": 21097.460000000003, "end": 21103.5, "text": " bro what are these actually work chat do we know baby how much is a perfect"}, {"start": 21103.5, "end": 21111.38, "text": " order Pokemon box worth how much is a perfect order Pokemon box worth"}, {"start": 21112.22, "end": 21116.38, "text": " Do you know why they call him the big Charizard and the small trainer box?"}, {"start": 21121.9, "end": 21123.9, "text": " Jesus"}, {"start": 21128.780000000002, "end": 21130.780000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21137.5, "end": 21140.86, "text": " No millionaire don't open the hundreds of dollars worth of time"}, {"start": 21142.22, "end": 21145.100000000002, "text": " Okay chat, we have, I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 21145.100000000002, "end": 21145.940000000002, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 21145.940000000002, "end": 21147.7, "text": " All right, let's go."}, {"start": 21147.7, "end": 21149.100000000002, "text": " Oh wow."}, {"start": 21149.100000000002, "end": 21150.02, "text": " Oh no, we have bags."}, {"start": 21150.02, "end": 21152.86, "text": " Guys, realistically, do you guys think"}, {"start": 21152.86, "end": 21155.68, "text": " Jamesy's desensitized from Christmas?"}, {"start": 21156.780000000002, "end": 21159.02, "text": " Like when he wakes up Christmas morning,"}, {"start": 21159.02, "end": 21161.54, "text": " it's just like another day for him?"}, {"start": 21161.54, "end": 21163.58, "text": " Because he gets all these like cool,"}, {"start": 21163.58, "end": 21166.940000000002, "text": " random mystery box packages every day."}, {"start": 21166.940000000002, "end": 21168.18, "text": " Oh, there's a cat in here."}, {"start": 21168.18, "end": 21169.02, "text": " Hey, me."}, {"start": 21172.22, "end": 21174.22, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 21174.22, "end": 21179.22, "text": " Oh no, I'd sick my dick in there, dude."}, {"start": 21179.22, "end": 21188.22, "text": " I'd sick my dick in there like it was a fucking, like it was a fucking sponge, dude."}, {"start": 21188.22, "end": 21190.22, "text": " Two junk, daddy!"}, {"start": 21190.22, "end": 21197.22, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 21197.22, "end": 21202.22, "text": " Just a cat and all the cats are gone."}, {"start": 21202.22, "end": 21204.22, "text": " In the cat, you guys are retarded."}, {"start": 21204.22, "end": 21206.22, "text": " In the fucking chicken, bro."}, {"start": 21206.22, "end": 21207.22, "text": " The stuffed chicken."}, {"start": 21207.22, "end": 21211.22, "text": " I'll stuff that chicken with some and other than stuffing, if you know what I mean."}, {"start": 21211.22, "end": 21212.22, "text": " Yo, chat."}, {"start": 21212.22, "end": 21213.22, "text": " Appreciate the love and support."}, {"start": 21213.22, "end": 21215.22, "text": " I don't have a baby."}, {"start": 21215.22, "end": 21217.22, "text": " I don't have a baby."}, {"start": 21217.22, "end": 21219.22, "text": " I don't have a baby."}, {"start": 21219.22, "end": 21222.22, "text": " If you're so jealous, why don't you open a P.O. box?"}, {"start": 21222.22, "end": 21223.22, "text": " Hem?"}, {"start": 21223.22, "end": 21224.22, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 21224.22, "end": 21227.22, "text": " Dude the chances of somebody standing like a pipe bomb or hi"}, {"start": 21235.74, "end": 21238.58, "text": " Oh my god, okay, I can't eat these I'm too fat"}, {"start": 21239.100000000002, "end": 21241.66, "text": " Pellet Parazola, what the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 21241.66, "end": 21244.7, "text": " I can't eat these. I'm too fat if I eat those"}, {"start": 21247.06, "end": 21249.06, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 21249.9, "end": 21251.9, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald?"}, {"start": 21251.9, "end": 21258.9, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21258.9, "end": 21266.7, "text": " face made him wear like a newborn baby clothing next time I coach him"}, {"start": 21266.7, "end": 21269.9, "text": " and he gets like a pacifier"}, {"start": 21269.9, "end": 21276.9, "text": " the fuck is that"}, {"start": 21276.9, "end": 21278.74, "text": " can you open a p o box"}, {"start": 21278.74, "end": 21280.74, "text": " i got a pipe shaped pump"}, {"start": 21280.74, "end": 21282.74, "text": " see that's why we'll have to stay away from it"}, {"start": 21282.74, "end": 21286.74, "text": " si voy chos\u00ed ses is bes"}, {"start": 21286.74, "end": 21291.74, "text": " that's french? and he's saying it like it's spanish"}, {"start": 21291.74, "end": 21295.74, "text": " i would send you a pipe bomb"}, {"start": 21295.74, "end": 21299.74, "text": " die for you though he can't"}, {"start": 21304.74, "end": 21306.74, "text": " no i'd be scared"}, {"start": 21306.74, "end": 21308.74, "text": " I'd be scared as fuck"}, {"start": 21311.18, "end": 21313.18, "text": " No, I'd be scared as fuck"}, {"start": 21318.920000000002, "end": 21322.86, "text": " No, I'd actually be so scared, bro, it's not"}, {"start": 21328.38, "end": 21334.960000000003, "text": " Final box final box last it's a photo frame guys stopping stupid"}, {"start": 21334.96, "end": 21341.42, "text": " It's a fucking random box with a weird smelling substance in it, and a little printout that"}, {"start": 21341.42, "end": 21343.16, "text": " says, die for you."}, {"start": 21343.16, "end": 21360.32, "text": " It's probably like mustard gas, or something."}, {"start": 21360.32, "end": 21362.84, "text": " What's your hygiene routine, because your pits are green?"}, {"start": 21362.84, "end": 21364.04, "text": " Okay, I'm never loved thing."}, {"start": 21364.04, "end": 21365.88, "text": " My arms again."}, {"start": 21365.88, "end": 21367.38, "text": " You guys are so dumb."}, {"start": 21371.76, "end": 21375.56, "text": " Pregnancy handbook for the first time moms a week by, okay."}, {"start": 21375.56, "end": 21376.4, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 21378.920000000002, "end": 21380.32, "text": " And that is the best."}, {"start": 21380.32, "end": 21381.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21381.16, "end": 21385.96, "text": " It's a how you do weight book followed by a pregnancy guy."}, {"start": 21385.96, "end": 21388.6, "text": " I guess it I'm gonna mute a notice now."}, {"start": 21388.6, "end": 21389.44, "text": " I'm going Ron."}, {"start": 21389.44, "end": 21390.28, "text": " I'm Joe, Ron Adontes."}, {"start": 21390.28, "end": 21391.4, "text": " I'm coming and I'm sorry I'm late."}, {"start": 21391.4, "end": 21393.4, "text": " a piece of garbage."}, {"start": 21393.4, "end": 21396.4, "text": " Judd, I'm 15 minutes late."}, {"start": 21396.4, "end": 21397.4, "text": " 17 minutes late."}, {"start": 21397.4, "end": 21399.4, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 21399.4, "end": 21400.4, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 21400.4, "end": 21403.4, "text": " Guys, look at my room."}, {"start": 21403.4, "end": 21407.4, "text": " I have mine frozen."}, {"start": 21407.4, "end": 21408.4, "text": " Hi, guys."}, {"start": 21408.4, "end": 21410.4, "text": " What's up, dude?"}, {"start": 21410.4, "end": 21411.4, "text": " You see?"}, {"start": 21411.4, "end": 21413.4, "text": " I got frankly so many Pokemon boxes."}, {"start": 21413.4, "end": 21415.4, "text": " You were asking."}, {"start": 21415.4, "end": 21420.4, "text": " 20,000, right?"}, {"start": 21420.4, "end": 21425.88, "text": " the whole chat set for $20,000"}, {"start": 21430.84, "end": 21435.16, "text": " chat no what's wrong with no no no fuck this"}, {"start": 21435.16, "end": 21441.440000000002, "text": " what's wrong with you guys so wait what is the price check on this"}, {"start": 21441.44, "end": 21448.0, "text": " The green box is $70, but then the blue box is what we're holding is $2.40."}, {"start": 21448.0, "end": 21453.359999999997, "text": " Well, chat. By the way, this is insane, and this is an incredible gift."}, {"start": 21453.359999999997, "end": 21456.559999999998, "text": " Still, one of the most expensive fanmails we've ever received."}, {"start": 21456.559999999998, "end": 21460.96, "text": " This is over $300 spent with shipping, probably close to $400."}, {"start": 21460.96, "end": 21465.6, "text": " But you guys said it's $20,000. Why?"}, {"start": 21465.6, "end": 21471.28, "text": " What, like, what's the point? Do you guys just want to fucking troll me?"}, {"start": 21471.44, "end": 21478.66, "text": " I mean, yeah, I can't I'm already late y'all has anyone ever sent him a life-sized sex doll"}, {"start": 21484.68, "end": 21493.879999999997, "text": " Yes, really okay, me. Oh, okay, me. Oh, I have I appreciate you dude. Where's my shirt?"}, {"start": 21494.8, "end": 21496.8, "text": " It was a blob, doll"}, {"start": 21501.44, "end": 21513.44, "text": " Send him a mold of your penis, lowkey!"}, {"start": 21513.44, "end": 21517.44, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 21517.44, "end": 21528.44, "text": " Guys, can I keep my camera here for the gamble with your friends game?"}, {"start": 21528.44, "end": 21535.44, "text": " Yeah, okay."}, {"start": 21535.44, "end": 21538.44, "text": " Yeah, okay."}, {"start": 21538.44, "end": 21543.44, "text": " Hi, guys. Can you adjust camera?"}, {"start": 21543.44, "end": 21548.44, "text": " Chad, it's time for game night. Nice pepperoni nipples."}, {"start": 21548.44, "end": 21552.44, "text": " Time for game night. Lock in."}, {"start": 21552.44, "end": 21556.92, "text": " Lock in, Chad. Lock in. I'm a literal piece of human feces."}, {"start": 21558.079999999998, "end": 21560.92, "text": " I'm like, what are you going to take, bro?"}, {"start": 21560.92, "end": 21562.76, "text": " Bro, but that was a lot of fair mail."}, {"start": 21562.76, "end": 21566.12, "text": " Like, oh, my God, that was actually insane."}, {"start": 21566.12, "end": 21568.359999999997, "text": " Posture, Chad. Can you zoom it?"}, {"start": 21568.359999999997, "end": 21570.52, "text": " It's not a Justin."}, {"start": 21570.52, "end": 21573.16, "text": " Rest in peace, Kyle Busch. Kyle Busch died."}, {"start": 21573.16, "end": 21575.879999999997, "text": " Who the fuck's Kyle Busch?"}, {"start": 21575.879999999997, "end": 21578.8, "text": " Kyle Busch. Why have I? I've heard that name before."}, {"start": 21578.8, "end": 21583.68, "text": " Check who is who is that?"}, {"start": 21584.88, "end": 21588.36, "text": " Nascar driver who is Cal Bush was he old?"}, {"start": 21590.12, "end": 21592.12, "text": " What how did he die?"}, {"start": 21593.36, "end": 21595.36, "text": " What 41"}, {"start": 21596.68, "end": 21600.559999999998, "text": " How how do you die Jack? Oh, wait, he's asking you to illness"}, {"start": 21603.32, "end": 21605.32, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 21605.72, "end": 21611.079999999998, "text": " That sucks man rest in peace to Kyle Busch bro. Yeah, I knew I heard that name before I only know like"}, {"start": 21611.92, "end": 21615.98, "text": " Five fucking NASCAR drivers like Dale Earnhardt"}, {"start": 21616.44, "end": 21618.44, "text": " Kyle Busch I've heard that name"}, {"start": 21619.8, "end": 21624.2, "text": " Yeah, my grandpa used to watch all right, let me sit up my grandpa fuck"}, {"start": 21625.2, "end": 21627.2, "text": " I thought it was so"}, {"start": 21627.48, "end": 21630.6, "text": " Shit the last couple laps is exciting but other than that"}, {"start": 21631.32, "end": 21632.48, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 21632.48, "end": 21634.6, "text": " I'm about to join Joe Ron and don't test"}, {"start": 21635.739999999998, "end": 21637.739999999998, "text": " Okay, give me one second. I'll be back"}, {"start": 21640.04, "end": 21645.62, "text": " My guys low key should I piss now or should I wait until after fuck? Oh, yeah, I'll piss now. I kind of have to"}, {"start": 21662.48, "end": 21664.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 21692.48, "end": 21702.48, "text": " All right, guys, I'm back."}, {"start": 21702.48, "end": 21714.28, "text": " Okay, real talk, guys."}, {"start": 21714.28, "end": 21718.52, "text": " Should we hit a little bit of a caffeine rejuice?"}, {"start": 21718.52, "end": 21720.52, "text": " Yes or no?"}, {"start": 21720.52, "end": 21727.96, "text": " trying BBC nice who was ready for some game night y'all who was ready for some"}, {"start": 21727.96, "end": 21737.36, "text": " game night chat I'm joining calls yes what a call now hello Johnson okay real"}, {"start": 21737.36, "end": 21751.32, "text": " voice all right yo guys sorry I'm late guys oh hey I'm on the call yet can you"}, {"start": 21751.32, "end": 21754.86, "text": " wait to be added no you didn't join it about time you're trying to perfect"}, {"start": 21754.86, "end": 21759.0, "text": " time what are you guys doing right now see didn't eat we're watching a video me"}, {"start": 21759.0, "end": 21761.0, "text": " eat sir strawman"}, {"start": 21761.0, "end": 21763.0, "text": " you know what i mean"}, {"start": 21763.0, "end": 21765.0, "text": " behind sag"}, {"start": 21765.0, "end": 21767.0, "text": " if you eat"}, {"start": 21767.0, "end": 21769.0, "text": " if you eat"}, {"start": 21769.0, "end": 21771.0, "text": " of sir strawman"}, {"start": 21771.0, "end": 21773.0, "text": " i'm deadass i'll give you a hundred gift"}, {"start": 21773.0, "end": 21775.0, "text": " i second that i smell that"}, {"start": 21775.0, "end": 21777.0, "text": " and you eat it"}, {"start": 21777.0, "end": 21779.0, "text": " on camera you have to open"}, {"start": 21779.0, "end": 21781.0, "text": " thank you"}, {"start": 21781.0, "end": 21783.0, "text": " were you even invited"}, {"start": 21783.0, "end": 21785.0, "text": " dude shut the fuck up"}, {"start": 21785.0, "end": 21787.0, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 21787.0, "end": 21791.06, "text": " You would have to like order it on Amazon or something. You're not gonna get that no more sells that"}, {"start": 21802.18, "end": 21808.8, "text": " We were talking about food challenges and we got on the topic of the challenge of how fast can you eat a whole head of lettuce?"}, {"start": 21809.4, "end": 21810.4, "text": " So I ordered a"}, {"start": 21810.4, "end": 21812.8, "text": " Ron said he's gonna eat a whole head of lettuce while we fly"}, {"start": 21812.8, "end": 21818.6, "text": " Yes, yes, I hear me eat lettuce before so it's actually a great question. I was telling Joe about this"}, {"start": 21818.6, "end": 21821.579999999998, "text": " I'm like, bro. Nobody actually eats lettuce from fun"}, {"start": 21822.1, "end": 21825.84, "text": " Like nobody does that like no, I don't know how to enable my virtual camera"}, {"start": 21827.16, "end": 21832.52, "text": " Wait, well, JC fax or no you take lettuce off your burger. Yes or no. Yes. Um, I think lettuce"}, {"start": 21832.52, "end": 21839.079999999998, "text": " I think lettuce amplifies the taste of everything just because the texture, but I don't I wouldn't just straight up eat lettuce"}, {"start": 21839.079999999998, "end": 21841.079999999998, "text": " I think a serial killer would do that"}, {"start": 21841.08, "end": 21843.08, "text": " But the thing is that nobody-"}, {"start": 21843.08, "end": 21845.08, "text": " How much can you eat a whole-"}, {"start": 21845.08, "end": 21846.08, "text": " Fuck, T.O.B."}, {"start": 21846.08, "end": 21848.08, "text": " Dude, shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 21848.08, "end": 21852.08, "text": " I'm waiting for my weight that I can like sit down and say hi."}, {"start": 21852.08, "end": 21856.08, "text": " Run a 1-D1 rocket league back and if you lose instead of the bananas"}, {"start": 21856.08, "end": 21858.08, "text": " for our challenges, time you'll eat a head of lettuce."}, {"start": 21858.08, "end": 21861.08, "text": " Joe, but you're saying like let's run a rocket league 1-D1 back"}, {"start": 21861.08, "end": 21864.08, "text": " as if there's like a chance of me winning."}, {"start": 21864.08, "end": 21866.08, "text": " You're basically just saying like, yo, let's punish you."}, {"start": 21866.08, "end": 21868.08, "text": " Joe's better than you at Rocket League?"}, {"start": 21868.08, "end": 21869.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21869.08, "end": 21872.24, "text": " Yeah, bro, Joe, you played for like four weeks straight"}, {"start": 21873.460000000003, "end": 21880.2, "text": " But I don't I will get diamond and like I'm gonna get diamond jet before or after GTA 6 comes out I"}, {"start": 21881.72, "end": 21888.480000000003, "text": " Asked that question earlier and I think you'll be done screaming by the time if you diamond in solos like a I've just"}, {"start": 21893.480000000003, "end": 21895.480000000003, "text": " Then you'll get it quicker"}, {"start": 21895.48, "end": 21899.16, "text": " Is it Rocket League the hardest game to get to the top rank?"}, {"start": 21899.66, "end": 21900.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 21900.16, "end": 21900.66, "text": " No."}, {"start": 21900.66, "end": 21901.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 21901.48, "end": 21902.28, "text": " The hardest game?"}, {"start": 21902.28, "end": 21904.28, "text": " Oh, we're actually in a call with it right now."}, {"start": 21904.56, "end": 21907.56, "text": " The hardest game to get to the top rank is Lee."}, {"start": 21907.56, "end": 21908.56, "text": " No, he's on the game."}, {"start": 21908.56, "end": 21909.56, "text": " It's up guys."}, {"start": 21909.56, "end": 21912.06, "text": " You know, he's on the game right now."}, {"start": 21912.06, "end": 21915.56, "text": " No, yeah, wait, I'm turning it off, wait, it's because I have the wrong scene."}, {"start": 21915.88, "end": 21916.56, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 21916.56, "end": 21917.56, "text": " Oh, I fucked wrong thing."}, {"start": 21917.56, "end": 21919.06, "text": " Oh my god, you're in a game right now."}, {"start": 21919.06, "end": 21921.06, "text": " No, no, no, I just have it open."}, {"start": 21921.06, "end": 21922.26, "text": " Wait, give me a second."}, {"start": 21922.26, "end": 21923.36, "text": " Okay, there we go, we're good now."}, {"start": 21923.36, "end": 21923.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21923.86, "end": 21931.38, "text": " Just to scale this bro like supersonic legend in rocket league. I think there's like two or three thousand on any given season"}, {"start": 21931.38, "end": 21935.260000000002, "text": " I could be wrong. That's what it's called supersonic legend. Yeah, SSL"}, {"start": 21935.86, "end": 21941.16, "text": " Um, it's two to three thousand every season, which like there's like more billionaires than SSL's challenger"}, {"start": 21941.22, "end": 21947.9, "text": " It's three hundred per region. So this like you but can you hit it and then get kicked out of it?"}, {"start": 21947.9, "end": 21953.16, "text": " Kind of like baller like you know, yeah, 100. Yeah, we got this. Can you explain our challenger words and league?"}, {"start": 21954.64, "end": 21961.440000000002, "text": " How do you maintain it? How do you lose it? Okay, so the way it works is that once you're master plus you enter like the apex here"}, {"start": 21961.440000000002, "end": 21967.48, "text": " Right, and it's like the thing is there's a 50% chance that the players in the apex here are like actual apex"}, {"start": 21967.48, "end": 21969.48, "text": " Or if they're fucking like dog shit or not, right?"}, {"start": 21969.760000000002, "end": 21976.3, "text": " But then once you get apex then the top thousand end up hitting grandmaster top the injured or challenger"}, {"start": 21976.3, "end": 21979.0, "text": " So it's like once a day that the latter updates"}, {"start": 21979.0, "end": 21983.28, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, bro. Yeah, bro. I just saw someone in my chat say"}, {"start": 21984.28, "end": 21987.12, "text": " Someone just said if Ron focuses on his health, bro, like that like"}, {"start": 21989.32, "end": 21992.88, "text": " Dude, I swear we have different heads when it's just a g432"}, {"start": 21993.4, "end": 21997.12, "text": " G430 like listen to this hold on. Let me see if I could swap it give me one sec"}, {"start": 21997.4, "end": 22001.34, "text": " But mine's like obnoxiously like it's just like I don't even know dude. Oh"}, {"start": 22001.84, "end": 22007.64, "text": " No, you gotta keep it like that bro. It's like it's like yeah, it's like a loud. I'm pretty sure it's pretty loud"}, {"start": 22007.64, "end": 22012.28, "text": " But how did you just make it sound so much worse? Well, no, I don't this is just the g430"}, {"start": 22012.28, "end": 22015.32, "text": " He has the two they don't make these anymore. They don't make these at all"}, {"start": 22015.48, "end": 22019.76, "text": " Yeah, like that's discontinued like I used to have one like that I used to have like five of them"}, {"start": 22019.76, "end": 22023.6, "text": " But then I broke down so I was having a snap them in half. Yep. Yep. Yeah"}, {"start": 22025.12, "end": 22027.64, "text": " Have one that was glued the mic would just be glued"}, {"start": 22027.64, "end": 22031.52, "text": " Yeah, one time I had to have like one headset from two different headsets"}, {"start": 22031.52, "end": 22034.96, "text": " So it's like half was one headset the other half was the other one because it's foot in half"}, {"start": 22034.96, "end": 22039.84, "text": " Why didn't you just buy a new headset because it's not the same? It's not the same. Yeah, it's not the same"}, {"start": 22039.84, "end": 22044.48, "text": " You wouldn't get it. Yeah. Yeah, like this is actually weirding me out. Like"}, {"start": 22045.28, "end": 22045.96, "text": " Are you guys?"}, {"start": 22045.96, "end": 22052.219999999998, "text": " I said why wouldn't you buy a new headset as Jinxie streaming on like a 1080p Chinese webcam off Amazon?"}, {"start": 22053.8, "end": 22055.8, "text": " Okay, I'll give you that okay my"}, {"start": 22057.32, "end": 22063.68, "text": " On your streaming camera, I I get the same what the camera and the lens or camera and the lens yes"}, {"start": 22063.68, "end": 22068.18, "text": " I used to sit I used to sit on"}, {"start": 22068.68, "end": 22071.18, "text": " Wait, that's nothing. That's bro. I"}, {"start": 22072.68, "end": 22077.0, "text": " Lenses 2,500 my camera when I bought right now it's cheaper because it's older"}, {"start": 22077.0, "end": 22080.260000000002, "text": " But my camera when I bought it was probably like 3k"}, {"start": 22080.66, "end": 22085.04, "text": " Bro Jinxie how much you think of lenses the lens is using more than the camera the lens are more than the camera"}, {"start": 22085.04, "end": 22089.98, "text": " I don't know because I I have the Brio like I was gonna get a camera, but then I was like fuck that"}, {"start": 22090.48, "end": 22092.48, "text": " Why you can actually zoom it in like that"}, {"start": 22092.48, "end": 22100.68, "text": " that. You can do it where you can go real wide out. But the thing is, bro, I feel like"}, {"start": 22100.68, "end": 22108.04, "text": " if I have a cheap camera, I'm more inclined to like attack it or break it if I'm frustrated."}, {"start": 22108.04, "end": 22112.04, "text": " If I have a good camera, I'm not going to. If I have a $5,000 camera, what webcam do"}, {"start": 22112.04, "end": 22116.6, "text": " you have? Logitech Brio. It's $120. Why don't you get like an"}, {"start": 22116.600000000002, "end": 22120.600000000002, "text": " The Logitech Reel is one of the best cameras on Godfors Christ."}, {"start": 22120.600000000002, "end": 22124.600000000002, "text": " Yo, I've had 30 of these in the last three years. I've had 30."}, {"start": 22124.600000000002, "end": 22127.600000000002, "text": " Wait, do you just break them constantly?"}, {"start": 22127.600000000002, "end": 22130.600000000002, "text": " I'll break them or they'll break themselves or they'll get water damaged or..."}, {"start": 22130.600000000002, "end": 22135.600000000002, "text": " I do that with my keyboard. I have a bunch of backup keyboards."}, {"start": 22135.600000000002, "end": 22140.600000000002, "text": " Oh, and I think my camera also is 100 or some shit."}, {"start": 22141.120000000003, "end": 22148.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, but I'm I can't be like I can't focus on I'm weirded out like I think you guys are related I think I don't"}, {"start": 22152.320000000003, "end": 22157.000000000004, "text": " It's just I don't know you guys are related I think you think so problems"}, {"start": 22159.000000000004, "end": 22161.9, "text": " And you guys are both ripped bro, thank you"}, {"start": 22162.680000000004, "end": 22167.08, "text": " Yes, bro. I like you know in nine days. I'm supposed to reveal that I have a six part"}, {"start": 22167.08, "end": 22177.08, "text": " Yeah, I was supposed to have a six pack basically I said this for two years. I think it's been three years in a row now that in"}, {"start": 22177.08, "end": 22184.08, "text": " June I'll have a six pack. So I have nine days. It's not that bad. I mean, I mean, are you flexing?"}, {"start": 22188.08, "end": 22194.08, "text": " Okay, yeah, I'm not even kidding when I say this, genuinely. Yeah, you say it, right? Yeah, but if you were to stop yourself"}, {"start": 22194.08, "end": 22197.36, "text": " self at least like half the days I think you would actually like be like super"}, {"start": 22197.36, "end": 22207.36, "text": " shredded right now probably like you 12 to 13 yeah well I'm 12% body fat now"}, {"start": 22207.36, "end": 22213.440000000002, "text": " he's on 29 body fat yeah yeah he's probably you 29 is crazy but you should"}, {"start": 22213.440000000002, "end": 22218.480000000003, "text": " I would I would have guessed you're probably like 20 yeah I'm gonna sit yeah"}, {"start": 22218.48, "end": 22224.84, "text": " around 20. I'm gonna go 22% body fat. Yeah, but it's okay though. I'm getting down. I"}, {"start": 22224.84, "end": 22229.68, "text": " have nine days. I think I'll hit it. I think I'll hit it. You're gonna get a visible six"}, {"start": 22229.68, "end": 22237.2, "text": " pack, but yeah, I in nine days. I don't know if I could lose 3% no 2% fat every single"}, {"start": 22237.2, "end": 22241.52, "text": " day. I can hit it. Well, you know what's weird is me and you have the same exact conversation"}, {"start": 22241.52, "end": 22247.72, "text": " over a year ago in Atlanta and I was giving you advice on how to lose weight and you just"}, {"start": 22247.72, "end": 22252.960000000003, "text": " They didn't do you didn't do anything. I got it. No, I understand. No, I got that. Yeah, that's cool"}, {"start": 22252.960000000003, "end": 22257.56, "text": " Um, bro, I think the people that end up losing weight are the people that"}, {"start": 22257.960000000003, "end": 22264.16, "text": " Literally don't say anything about it. They don't tell anyone about it. They don't make so you're saying I should just stop talking about it"}, {"start": 22264.16, "end": 22268.120000000003, "text": " Yeah, the people that actually lose weight just do it. They just didn't say shit"}, {"start": 22268.120000000003, "end": 22270.120000000003, "text": " All right, I'm gonna prove you wrong"}, {"start": 22270.280000000002, "end": 22274.260000000002, "text": " Just neither like like Ron you're saying you're gonna lose weight, but you change nothing"}, {"start": 22274.260000000002, "end": 22276.260000000002, "text": " You know, I don't actually make a tweet you're saying right?"}, {"start": 22276.260000000002, "end": 22281.06, "text": " That you're gonna that you're gonna like that I'm gonna be quiet that I'm gonna be quiet now"}, {"start": 22281.06, "end": 22285.22, "text": " And I'm no but get wasn't there like I don't know if this is still ongoing"}, {"start": 22285.22, "end": 22288.260000000002, "text": " Didn't you have like a deal or something where it was like if you lose"}, {"start": 22289.18, "end": 22291.18, "text": " Yeah, wasn't it like"}, {"start": 22292.260000000002, "end": 22294.38, "text": " Okay, no that was that was last year though"}, {"start": 22295.22, "end": 22299.36, "text": " So June of 2024 I told everyone in the house that we lived out in phase of time"}, {"start": 22299.36, "end": 22303.420000000002, "text": " And I'd give them ten bands each if I didn't get it. I scan them. I scammed everybody. Yeah"}, {"start": 22306.260000000002, "end": 22309.140000000003, "text": " So in 2025, no, not a single dollar."}, {"start": 22309.140000000003, "end": 22311.420000000002, "text": " So in 2025, I said, if I don't get it,"}, {"start": 22311.420000000002, "end": 22314.780000000002, "text": " I'll give you $50,000 away to anyone who likes to tweet."}, {"start": 22314.780000000002, "end": 22316.660000000003, "text": " Tweet got like 100,000, something like that."}, {"start": 22316.660000000003, "end": 22318.500000000004, "text": " Just got some impressions, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 22318.500000000004, "end": 22319.340000000004, "text": " Didn't think much of it."}, {"start": 22319.340000000004, "end": 22320.780000000002, "text": " I scammed the fuck out of them."}, {"start": 22320.780000000002, "end": 22325.780000000002, "text": " 2026, I basically said, if I don't have a six pack by June,"}, {"start": 22326.460000000003, "end": 22329.100000000002, "text": " that I have to run a marathon on stream."}, {"start": 22329.100000000002, "end": 22330.420000000002, "text": " That was-"}, {"start": 22330.420000000002, "end": 22335.06, "text": " Are you gonna run, you're gonna run a marathon on stream?"}, {"start": 22335.06, "end": 22337.06, "text": " So how much is the marathon? Is that 26?"}, {"start": 22337.06, "end": 22340.460000000003, "text": " 26.2 miles. What's the furthest you've ever run?"}, {"start": 22341.760000000002, "end": 22343.760000000002, "text": " I ran a 13-minute mile."}, {"start": 22344.460000000003, "end": 22350.16, "text": " Oh, you're fucked. You're like, dude, that's gonna take you like nine hours to-"}, {"start": 22350.16, "end": 22353.36, "text": " Boy, the GenC literally have a book that you can give to him, bro."}, {"start": 22353.36, "end": 22355.36, "text": " The book that your viewer gave you."}, {"start": 22355.36, "end": 22356.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22356.36, "end": 22358.36, "text": " I have a ton of books, too, that I got."}, {"start": 22358.36, "end": 22360.36, "text": " Yeah, let me see if I can find this."}, {"start": 22360.36, "end": 22364.960000000003, "text": " Uh, I mean, yeah, how to lose- it's a how to lose weight- oh, here it is, right here."}, {"start": 22364.96, "end": 22366.96, "text": " Here's the fucking book, bro."}, {"start": 22366.96, "end": 22368.96, "text": " Ron, read this, bro."}, {"start": 22368.96, "end": 22371.96, "text": " How to be less fat."}, {"start": 22371.96, "end": 22372.96, "text": " Oh, that's nice."}, {"start": 22372.96, "end": 22376.96, "text": " I had a one yesterday that said how to operate life with diabetes."}, {"start": 22376.96, "end": 22378.96, "text": " And I also had one that said,"}, {"start": 22378.96, "end": 22380.96, "text": " I don't know, there's a couple books that I got."}, {"start": 22380.96, "end": 22382.96, "text": " There's, yeah."}, {"start": 22382.96, "end": 22383.96, "text": " Yeah, but like,"}, {"start": 22383.96, "end": 22386.96, "text": " Quitty Quitty, the complete guy."}, {"start": 22386.96, "end": 22389.96, "text": " Would you even smoke or do you just have that?"}, {"start": 22389.96, "end": 22390.96, "text": " Joe smokes like..."}, {"start": 22390.96, "end": 22391.96, "text": " Joe's an ass."}, {"start": 22391.96, "end": 22392.96, "text": " Daily, right?"}, {"start": 22393.92, "end": 22399.16, "text": " Yeah, well, no, I don't smoke daily, but I eat edibles all the time. I have like weird fucking Joe"}, {"start": 22399.239999999998, "end": 22404.899999999998, "text": " What is the most milligrams you've ever taken off of edible because I tweak all five milligrams?"}, {"start": 22405.52, "end": 22407.719999999998, "text": " dear 60"}, {"start": 22407.719999999998, "end": 22413.16, "text": " Like not a lot compare, but like there's gonna be people that have that are in like your chat and our chats"}, {"start": 22413.16, "end": 22416.32, "text": " They're like, oh, that's nothing. I've eaten a thousand and I'm like, okay, dude"}, {"start": 22416.84, "end": 22422.04, "text": " Why don't we do a day where we all take a edible at the same time? Nope? No, I would take an edible right now"}, {"start": 22422.04, "end": 22424.04, "text": " Like that's not"}, {"start": 22426.24, "end": 22432.600000000002, "text": " Last time I took a edible I literally lost my mind like I'm not I didn't sleep for like four days"}, {"start": 22432.600000000002, "end": 22434.600000000002, "text": " I think it might have been late. I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 22434.96, "end": 22440.420000000002, "text": " But that scared me straight never did it again. You did it you didn't sleep for four days"}, {"start": 22440.420000000002, "end": 22444.04, "text": " I thought I would this one. I was 19. I was streaming at the time"}, {"start": 22444.04, "end": 22447.440000000002, "text": " I told my chat about the story most traumatic two weeks of my life. I"}, {"start": 22447.44, "end": 22453.699999999997, "text": " I thought if I went to sleep, I would die. I legitimately thought that because I took an edible and lost my mind"}, {"start": 22453.699999999997, "end": 22458.859999999997, "text": " I haven't told my child this in like three years. Edibles. Where did you buy the edible from like a guy?"}, {"start": 22459.579999999998, "end": 22462.859999999997, "text": " I literally this shitty like"}, {"start": 22463.66, "end": 22466.14, "text": " Just the scummiest dealer you could imagine"}, {"start": 22467.699999999997, "end": 22472.539999999997, "text": " Bro, but listen the story gets worse. I didn't sleep for four days. I thought the roof was"}, {"start": 22472.54, "end": 22474.74, "text": " I can't imagine you on our edibles."}, {"start": 22474.74, "end": 22476.22, "text": " Yeah, I thought the roof was kiddin'."}, {"start": 22476.22, "end": 22478.3, "text": " I was, this is, if you go to my Twitch channel,"}, {"start": 22478.3, "end": 22480.38, "text": " you can see like the two week period"}, {"start": 22480.38, "end": 22482.02, "text": " where I didn't stream, this is when this happened."}, {"start": 22482.02, "end": 22483.3, "text": " This was during COVID."}, {"start": 22483.3, "end": 22485.54, "text": " I got COVID the same week."}, {"start": 22485.54, "end": 22488.14, "text": " So I didn't sleep for four days and got COVID."}, {"start": 22488.14, "end": 22490.420000000002, "text": " I was in a hospital with COVID."}, {"start": 22490.420000000002, "end": 22493.02, "text": " Literally, like I was hospitalized with COVID."}, {"start": 22493.02, "end": 22496.38, "text": " 10 day quarantine, talking to nurses through masks,"}, {"start": 22496.38, "end": 22497.22, "text": " 20 feet of legs."}, {"start": 22497.22, "end": 22500.34, "text": " Bro, there's no, you're taking an edible last that many days."}, {"start": 22500.34, "end": 22501.46, "text": " No, the edible-"}, {"start": 22501.46, "end": 22504.02, "text": " No, he was just tweaking after."}, {"start": 22504.02, "end": 22506.1, "text": " I don't know if you were laced, man."}, {"start": 22506.1, "end": 22506.899999999998, "text": " I don't know if you were laced."}, {"start": 22506.899999999998, "end": 22508.02, "text": " You were laced in an edible."}, {"start": 22508.02, "end": 22509.46, "text": " You didn't go to a dispensary?"}, {"start": 22509.46, "end": 22509.82, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 22509.82, "end": 22511.1, "text": " I think you just tweaked, bro."}, {"start": 22511.1, "end": 22511.899999999998, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 22511.899999999998, "end": 22514.739999999998, "text": " No, I took five milligrams, Joe, and I started seeing the"}, {"start": 22514.739999999998, "end": 22515.42, "text": " shadow, man."}, {"start": 22515.42, "end": 22517.379999999997, "text": " I started looking around, bro."}, {"start": 22517.379999999997, "end": 22520.26, "text": " I was eating a burger in less than five seconds in my head."}, {"start": 22520.26, "end": 22522.82, "text": " It felt like, so the one thing that happened to me, I don't"}, {"start": 22522.82, "end": 22524.5, "text": " know if anyone else experiences this."}, {"start": 22524.5, "end": 22526.86, "text": " I mean, Joe, I feel like you're so advanced now that you"}, {"start": 22526.86, "end": 22528.86, "text": " can't feel what we feel, Paul."}, {"start": 22528.86, "end": 22530.7, "text": " But it's like, bro, I took the edible."}, {"start": 22530.7, "end": 22533.780000000002, "text": " describing how I'd feel on like mushrooms, right?"}, {"start": 22533.780000000002, "end": 22535.260000000002, "text": " Okay, so we 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22554.06, "end": 22555.9, "text": " I've done them all the time."}, {"start": 22555.9, "end": 22557.22, "text": " That's all it also refers to, bro."}, {"start": 22557.22, "end": 22558.82, "text": " I've done them in over a year"}, {"start": 22558.82, "end": 22560.34, "text": " because I've told this story the last time"}, {"start": 22560.34, "end": 22562.02, "text": " I took them, they're called penis envy."}, {"start": 22562.02, "end": 22565.26, "text": " And my boy was like, you wanna do mushrooms?"}, {"start": 22565.26, "end": 22566.3, "text": " I got penis envy shrooms."}, {"start": 22566.3, "end": 22567.14, "text": " I was like, yeah, sure."}, {"start": 22567.14, "end": 22569.9, "text": " And normally like I'd know like a week before,"}, {"start": 22569.9, "end": 22573.1, "text": " but I went to this like Airbnb and we took them"}, {"start": 22573.1, "end": 22575.46, "text": " and we're watching this salmon documentary"}, {"start": 22575.46, "end": 22578.02, "text": " and Morgan 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" So he's another gram and a half."}, {"start": 22602.420000000002, "end": 22603.260000000002, "text": " And-"}, {"start": 22603.260000000002, "end": 22604.54, "text": " Hey, mushrooms is the thing that I heard when you,"}, {"start": 22604.54, "end": 22605.38, "text": " sorry to cut you off,"}, {"start": 22605.38, "end": 22606.86, "text": " but it's the thing that opens up your brain, right?"}, {"start": 22606.86, "end": 22607.86, "text": " Like it makes you like,"}, {"start": 22607.86, "end": 22608.7, "text": " I heard it's like not that bad."}, {"start": 22608.7, "end": 22610.9, "text": " Yeah, it connects different neural pathways."}, {"start": 22610.9, "end": 22612.620000000003, "text": " There's like research into it and stuff,"}, {"start": 22612.620000000003, "end": 22615.06, "text": " but like I always say you shouldn't take mushrooms like,"}, {"start": 22615.06, "end": 22617.140000000003, "text": " unless it's prescribed by a doctor"}, {"start": 22617.140000000003, "end": 22618.460000000003, "text": " and like a place where it's legal."}, {"start": 22618.46, "end": 22623.6, "text": " But yeah, I was bugging and my friend took more."}, {"start": 22623.6, "end": 22627.18, "text": " I end up standing up and I feel like I'm in a fun house."}, {"start": 22627.18, "end": 22629.98, "text": " You know how everything's turning?"}, {"start": 22629.98, "end": 22634.34, "text": " So everything that is physical is moving around me."}, {"start": 22634.34, "end": 22635.94, "text": " That's just like any trip, really,"}, {"start": 22635.94, "end": 22638.18, "text": " but it was more intense this time."}, {"start": 22638.18, "end": 22641.14, "text": " And when I would close, what?"}, {"start": 22641.14, "end": 22644.54, "text": " Can you stop a trip like that whenever you want or no?"}, {"start": 22644.54, "end": 22647.62, "text": " You're tripping for six hours."}, {"start": 22647.62, "end": 22651.66, "text": " You're like the and it's not like an edible where you eat an edible 45 minutes later"}, {"start": 22651.66, "end": 22654.5, "text": " You eat mushrooms like 15 minutes later. You're fucking tweaking and"}, {"start": 22655.66, "end": 22660.66, "text": " Like so the worst trip I ever had I put you know the the game man of Madonna"}, {"start": 22662.26, "end": 22665.059999999998, "text": " It's a horror game. It's like a dark anthology horror games"}, {"start": 22665.059999999998, "end": 22667.899999999998, "text": " You're not saying you got on a horror game. I well"}, {"start": 22667.899999999998, "end": 22671.18, "text": " This was like the third time I ever trip my friend is like let's play man of Madonna"}, {"start": 22671.18, "end": 22675.46, "text": " There was four of us and there's four characters in man of a don so he was like we're just gonna control each character"}, {"start": 22675.46, "end": 22682.66, "text": " I eat them and the characters eyes start looking like a goldfish. I can't move. I'm like sinking into my couch"}, {"start": 22683.18, "end": 22688.18, "text": " I'm like actually fucking panicking. I can't tell if it's the game or if it's me"}, {"start": 22688.18, "end": 22693.879999999997, "text": " That's freaking out like if I am I actually seeing what's happening or is my mind imagine that trick?"}, {"start": 22694.5, "end": 22698.78, "text": " No, well, then it was amazing after and I ended up listening to ice cube"}, {"start": 22699.3, "end": 22702.34, "text": " Like you know how we do it or some shit. It was the best song ever, bro"}, {"start": 22702.34, "end": 22704.02, "text": " I was like the best experience in my life."}, {"start": 22704.02, "end": 22705.420000000002, "text": " And see, I'm like all over the place,"}, {"start": 22705.420000000002, "end": 22706.62, "text": " but this is how the trips go."}, {"start": 22706.62, "end": 22708.5, "text": " Like you're bouncing constantly"}, {"start": 22708.5, "end": 22710.06, "text": " and you'll be like, oh, it's been hours."}, {"start": 22710.06, "end": 22712.22, "text": " You check your phone, it's been 15 minutes"}, {"start": 22712.22, "end": 22714.14, "text": " and you're like, holy shit."}, {"start": 22714.14, "end": 22717.9, "text": " But wait, when you took the penis envy one,"}, {"start": 22717.9, "end": 22718.74, "text": " was it called that?"}, {"start": 22718.74, "end": 22719.58, "text": " Cause like you're getting jealous"}, {"start": 22719.58, "end": 22721.46, "text": " of your friend's meat size or something?"}, {"start": 22721.46, "end": 22723.54, "text": " No, no, it's called penis envy"}, {"start": 22723.54, "end": 22726.420000000002, "text": " because the dude that made the mushroom called it that."}, {"start": 22726.420000000002, "end": 22728.58, "text": " It's like a Freudian thing."}, {"start": 22728.58, "end": 22729.420000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 22729.420000000002, "end": 22731.26, "text": " It's the strong, I don't know why it's called penis envy,"}, {"start": 22731.260000000002, "end": 22733.820000000003, "text": " but no, I was not jealous of my friends today."}, {"start": 22733.820000000003, "end": 22734.780000000002, "text": " Okay, I got it."}, {"start": 22734.780000000002, "end": 22738.500000000004, "text": " Joe, the thing, and I understand weed affects"}, {"start": 22738.500000000004, "end": 22741.38, "text": " everybody differently, like everyone's wiring."}, {"start": 22741.38, "end": 22743.500000000004, "text": " Yeah, like I don't get paranoid, some people do."}, {"start": 22743.500000000004, "end": 22746.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, some people do, but like, for me,"}, {"start": 22746.260000000002, "end": 22750.620000000003, "text": " I like being in control of like my mind"}, {"start": 22750.620000000003, "end": 22753.260000000002, "text": " and I feel like I would never do shrooms,"}, {"start": 22753.260000000002, "end": 22755.980000000003, "text": " but even weed, I just feel like I had no control"}, {"start": 22755.980000000003, "end": 22758.100000000002, "text": " over my mind, so I just don't smoke."}, {"start": 22758.100000000002, "end": 22759.02, "text": " Cause like sometimes I would."}, {"start": 22759.02, "end": 22763.02, "text": " You don't smoke but you do cocaine like every 15 minutes on your stream."}, {"start": 22763.02, "end": 22765.78, "text": " Yo actually every bathroom break dude."}, {"start": 22765.78, "end": 22766.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22766.78, "end": 22770.5, "text": " No bro, I use the restroom bro, I go to pee, I don't pee."}, {"start": 22770.5, "end": 22773.86, "text": " In the bathroom you know, you need to do a little bump."}, {"start": 22773.86, "end": 22774.86, "text": " No bro."}, {"start": 22774.86, "end": 22775.86, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22775.86, "end": 22776.86, "text": " Stop says, have you ever smoked weed?"}, {"start": 22776.86, "end": 22780.54, "text": " No, I've never done that any drug, because I know that if I were to take it out, I would"}, {"start": 22780.54, "end": 22783.06, "text": " generally go like schizophrenic, so like to like sit."}, {"start": 22783.06, "end": 22784.06, "text": " Hey, you know what?"}, {"start": 22784.06, "end": 22785.06, "text": " Yes you would."}, {"start": 22785.06, "end": 22788.06, "text": " And you bro, yes, you would definitely be fucked, yes."}, {"start": 22788.06, "end": 22795.34, "text": " Yeah paranoid to I like what I agree because like when I did the edible like I took a tiny bite and I was scared before it even happened"}, {"start": 22795.34, "end": 22798.72, "text": " Bro, like I was just what you're fucking up your mind prior"}, {"start": 22798.72, "end": 22804.780000000002, "text": " I've had like I've greened out before like there's been time for like I'm tweaking there was one stream"}, {"start": 22804.780000000002, "end": 22805.940000000002, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 22805.940000000002, "end": 22812.260000000002, "text": " I played Mario Party, but every minigame I lost a milligram and I lost like so many games and"}, {"start": 22812.86, "end": 22816.22, "text": " I ended up getting to the point where I was just so high. I was like, bro"}, {"start": 22816.22, "end": 22820.440000000002, "text": " I never I never did that shit like Nate Nate shot one stream. He said he was so high"}, {"start": 22820.440000000002, "end": 22823.08, "text": " He just unplugged his PC and he said that is straight crash"}, {"start": 22825.0, "end": 22827.98, "text": " But like there's been times where I'm like damn, but I need to get off"}, {"start": 22829.54, "end": 22836.260000000002, "text": " Fucking alcohol nice one. Yo, bro, but drinking alcohol like I have control. I just I just uh, no"}, {"start": 22836.260000000002, "end": 22842.22, "text": " You can last control you have less control on alcohol than you do on your drunk. No, no, no"}, {"start": 22842.22, "end": 22844.02, "text": " No, Leo, I'm like, if I'm not."}, {"start": 22844.02, "end": 22845.7, "text": " Yeah, bro, I was having one of your streams"}, {"start": 22845.7, "end": 22849.940000000002, "text": " and Jake said, and Jake was like, I'm hammered right now."}, {"start": 22849.940000000002, "end": 22851.82, "text": " Mark down beer number three."}, {"start": 22851.82, "end": 22853.260000000002, "text": " Mark down beer number three."}, {"start": 22853.260000000002, "end": 22853.98, "text": " Yes, bro."}, {"start": 22853.98, "end": 22856.22, "text": " Yeah, no, I'm a proud, lightweight drinker."}, {"start": 22856.22, "end": 22857.260000000002, "text": " Because guess what?"}, {"start": 22857.260000000002, "end": 22857.86, "text": " I can get a lot of."}, {"start": 22857.86, "end": 22859.02, "text": " But you're not hammered off."}, {"start": 22859.02, "end": 22861.420000000002, "text": " Wait, but do you like beer or do you drink like,"}, {"start": 22861.420000000002, "end": 22864.22, "text": " like you like, you like beer, don't you?"}, {"start": 22864.22, "end": 22864.98, "text": " I love beer."}, {"start": 22864.98, "end": 22866.98, "text": " Bro, I was going to say, I can't drink beer."}, {"start": 22866.98, "end": 22868.18, "text": " Don't even get me started on beer."}, {"start": 22868.18, "end": 22868.82, "text": " I love beer."}, {"start": 22868.82, "end": 22869.420000000002, "text": " But here, let me say it."}, {"start": 22869.420000000002, "end": 22870.14, "text": " Top five beers."}, {"start": 22870.14, "end": 22871.82, "text": " Top five beers."}, {"start": 22871.82, "end": 22874.18, "text": " Oh my god, okay, number one, Landshark."}, {"start": 22874.18, "end": 22876.98, "text": " Number two, Peroni, the Italian beer."}, {"start": 22876.98, "end": 22879.02, "text": " Number three, Gimme Blue Moon."}, {"start": 22879.02, "end": 22881.18, "text": " Four, Gimme Connors."}, {"start": 22881.18, "end": 22882.42, "text": " You should do a beer mukbang."}, {"start": 22882.42, "end": 22884.7, "text": " You're having some shit-ass fucking bet here, man."}, {"start": 22884.7, "end": 22885.54, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 22885.54, "end": 22887.46, "text": " I should do a beer mukbang."}, {"start": 22887.46, "end": 22889.98, "text": " Bro, I should, oh my god, it's gonna be it."}, {"start": 22889.98, "end": 22891.94, "text": " And then five, I could go timeless and say like,"}, {"start": 22891.94, "end": 22893.739999999998, "text": " Miller Lite, because you go to any bar."}, {"start": 22893.739999999998, "end": 22895.22, "text": " Yeah, you gotta have a staple."}, {"start": 22895.22, "end": 22896.06, "text": " They have Miller Lite."}, {"start": 22896.06, "end": 22898.34, "text": " You need one beer where everyone has it,"}, {"start": 22898.34, "end": 22900.78, "text": " and Miller Lite is like, I mean, I could drink."}, {"start": 22900.78, "end": 22904.78, "text": " a little bit of a sissy boy like when I go to like like restaurants all that like I asked for like the"}, {"start": 22905.34, "end": 22911.539999999997, "text": " Really exotic sugary drinks. They're so good, bro. It feels like sunshine and rain. I'll get I normally get a spicy mar"}, {"start": 22911.94, "end": 22914.26, "text": " You're just like I told you once and you"}, {"start": 22915.379999999997, "end": 22919.34, "text": " There's one time that that that was bad. Yeah, Ron called me"}, {"start": 22919.34, "end": 22921.02, "text": " I was like"}, {"start": 22921.02, "end": 22923.02, "text": " You know, I called I"}, {"start": 22923.34, "end": 22926.94, "text": " Called Joe. I'm like, I forgot what I think I was like planning like something. He's like"}, {"start": 22926.94, "end": 22941.34, "text": " I drink occasionally, but the thing is that it's like it's like what once every few months, you know cuz yeah"}, {"start": 22941.879999999997, "end": 22943.879999999997, "text": " Dude, I have a stream idea what?"}, {"start": 22944.42, "end": 22949.399999999998, "text": " League of Legends, but you do one loss equals one beer in Challenger lobbies"}, {"start": 22949.68, "end": 22952.8, "text": " Okay, the problem with that is that by the end of the stream. I'm turning into a whole lander"}, {"start": 22952.8, "end": 22959.5, "text": " I think you wouldn't get that drunk because don't league games take like an average of 35 minutes or so"}, {"start": 22959.5, "end": 22967.46, "text": " Yeah, but it also depends though because like if Riot sends their agents after you and they just give you only losers queue"}, {"start": 22967.46, "end": 22971.78, "text": " Then the promise that you literally cannot win and then you're just saying you're fucking 20 minutes"}, {"start": 22971.78, "end": 22976.98, "text": " Yeah, like you could end the day with alcohol poisoning even if you play perfect like sometimes"}, {"start": 22976.98, "end": 22982.78, "text": " I did one MMA watch party stream where me and my boy bet on a winner"}, {"start": 22982.78, "end": 22987.46, "text": " And if you've lost you had to take a shot and there was like 12 fights that we watched and I lost like nine"}, {"start": 22988.18, "end": 22992.719999999998, "text": " There's a clip of me eating eggs with my hands at like three in the morning on a valorant queue"}, {"start": 22994.719999999998, "end": 23000.1, "text": " Talking about that clip like yeah, and then I searched it up and I saw it so bad"}, {"start": 23000.18, "end": 23007.64, "text": " That was that and then I did a trivia challenge where I chugged like I took a beer a glass of wine two buzz balls"}, {"start": 23008.16, "end": 23012.3, "text": " Like a shot and something else and I was fine and then right when stream ended"}, {"start": 23012.3, "end": 23017.26, "text": " I went it was like a flash bang like it all hit me because it was like the last five minutes"}, {"start": 23017.26, "end": 23019.26, "text": " I chugged it on I was like oh"}, {"start": 23019.98, "end": 23023.64, "text": " Dude, okay, but you went from that's like a cardinal sin, bro"}, {"start": 23023.64, "end": 23028.54, "text": " You don't go from like beer to wine or wine to beer you have to say that bad though"}, {"start": 23028.739999999998, "end": 23034.32, "text": " Yes, bro beer to liquor or liquor to beer especially wine beer to wine me home"}, {"start": 23034.78, "end": 23038.34, "text": " No, if I'm gonna drink wine, I'm just gonna drink wine and I'll drink it with a steak"}, {"start": 23038.739999999998, "end": 23041.739999999998, "text": " Wait, Jim see you said you don't really drink. How are you the expert?"}, {"start": 23042.3, "end": 23050.219999999998, "text": " because I'm not fucking live bro I do drink a lot it's not good bro how many"}, {"start": 23050.219999999998, "end": 23056.54, "text": " days a week are you drinking mm like once or twice like okay so when we're"}, {"start": 23056.54, "end": 23061.66, "text": " together are you gonna drink during Minecraft like that's gonna be I'm"}, {"start": 23061.66, "end": 23066.18, "text": " just gonna delay the stream by like a month if I get drunk but no like I"}, {"start": 23066.18, "end": 23071.219999999998, "text": " drink like once or twice but like to find like getting drunk I don't get drunk"}, {"start": 23071.22, "end": 23074.38, "text": " I well never got you I've never gone drunk ever"}, {"start": 23074.98, "end": 23077.780000000002, "text": " Okay, well I'm gonna get drunk, but yeah, I've never got a point"}, {"start": 23077.780000000002, "end": 23084.260000000002, "text": " I'd rather I'd rather drink occasionally than smoke occasionally for me because when I smoke"}, {"start": 23084.260000000002, "end": 23090.08, "text": " I have no control over my mind when I drink I just play music and order a pizza and go to sleep. It's fucking awesome"}, {"start": 23091.5, "end": 23097.02, "text": " Have you ever gotten like so drunk that you'd like thrown up? Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, dude. There's"}, {"start": 23097.02, "end": 23102.02, "text": " I was one time where I was like literally hammered."}, {"start": 23102.420000000002, "end": 23104.260000000002, "text": " I woke up at four in the morning."}, {"start": 23105.46, "end": 23106.82, "text": " Cause you know like when you get drunk,"}, {"start": 23106.82, "end": 23108.82, "text": " sometimes you actually don't sleep."}, {"start": 23108.82, "end": 23109.66, "text": " Like you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 23109.66, "end": 23111.22, "text": " You get like three hours of sleep, four hours of sleep."}, {"start": 23111.22, "end": 23112.58, "text": " Well, yeah, no, it fucks up your sleep."}, {"start": 23112.58, "end": 23114.100000000002, "text": " Like even if you fall asleep for six hours,"}, {"start": 23114.100000000002, "end": 23115.54, "text": " it's like you've gotten two."}, {"start": 23115.54, "end": 23117.38, "text": " Yeah, I woke up at four in the morning."}, {"start": 23117.38, "end": 23119.58, "text": " I already puked at midnight and I woke up at four"}, {"start": 23119.58, "end": 23121.94, "text": " in the morning and I had to puke again"}, {"start": 23121.94, "end": 23123.34, "text": " and I couldn't even make it to the toilet."}, {"start": 23123.34, "end": 23126.02, "text": " I just projectile vomited on my way to the toilet."}, {"start": 23126.02, "end": 23129.260000000002, "text": " And that was when I was like, all right, this is like, wow."}, {"start": 23129.260000000002, "end": 23130.62, "text": " Yeah, but I feel like you don't even"}, {"start": 23130.62, "end": 23131.78, "text": " have to get drunk for that."}, {"start": 23131.78, "end": 23134.18, "text": " Because even me, sometimes I've thrown up in the mornings"}, {"start": 23134.18, "end": 23136.38, "text": " and it's like, I'd maybe like three or four drinks"}, {"start": 23136.38, "end": 23138.58, "text": " like the night before."}, {"start": 23138.58, "end": 23140.7, "text": " You might want to get that checked out."}, {"start": 23140.7, "end": 23143.62, "text": " Grown up the next day from three beers?"}, {"start": 23143.62, "end": 23145.94, "text": " Yeah, like I'll sit there and have me."}, {"start": 23145.94, "end": 23146.78, "text": " Not even beers."}, {"start": 23146.78, "end": 23148.22, "text": " It'll be like the coolers."}, {"start": 23148.22, "end": 23150.5, "text": " Like, you know, like the Smirnoff shit?"}, {"start": 23150.5, "end": 23153.02, "text": " You can't pull three of those, can you?"}, {"start": 23153.02, "end": 23154.100000000002, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 23154.100000000002, "end": 23157.06, "text": " You know what I do like though speaking of like smear up, bro"}, {"start": 23157.06, "end": 23161.38, "text": " I low-key really like and people call me a sissy boy for drinking it, but brah I really like Mike's farm lemonade"}, {"start": 23161.38, "end": 23165.340000000004, "text": " Oh god, I low-key. Yeah, I don't think I've had a Mike's heart in the year"}, {"start": 23165.86, "end": 23171.180000000004, "text": " Bro Joe, you know about it. Come on, bro. New Jersey. Go to the yeah, I've had him, but I have Adam in years"}, {"start": 23171.180000000004, "end": 23177.02, "text": " Hold up. I'm gonna go piss and then we got a fucking starfish game. Yeah. Oh my lettuce just got here. Hey"}, {"start": 23178.38, "end": 23180.38, "text": " Hey, my lettuce just got here"}, {"start": 23184.100000000002, "end": 23186.100000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23191.86, "end": 23198.08, "text": " Don't test yeah, so and then there was to wait Jin see Jin see I want you to look at discord right now"}, {"start": 23198.08, "end": 23200.08, "text": " Check out the message. I sent you"}, {"start": 23206.480000000003, "end": 23208.480000000003, "text": " Thanks"}, {"start": 23208.500000000004, "end": 23210.500000000004, "text": " Thanks for the goon material"}, {"start": 23214.100000000002, "end": 23217.140000000003, "text": " Oh my chat wasn't trolling you were actually in the screen doing this"}, {"start": 23219.660000000003, "end": 23224.56, "text": " I'm gonna say is the bathroom breaks weren't for pissing. Oh my god, bro"}, {"start": 23227.180000000004, "end": 23233.460000000003, "text": " Dude no, but not that yes, I said that you don't smoke weed because you have the awareness"}, {"start": 23233.780000000002, "end": 23241.460000000003, "text": " Knowing that if you did smoke weed you lose your mind. Hey, bro. Let me second that yo if you smoked weed contest"}, {"start": 23241.46, "end": 23244.899999999998, "text": " You're like you're fucked. Yeah. Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 23245.34, "end": 23250.1, "text": " Because of League of Legends probably but if you were to add lead to the mix"}, {"start": 23250.1, "end": 23257.219999999998, "text": " Yeah, I think that's like literally becomes schizophrenic. I'm not kidding. Like dude. That's why it's like I would literally become like a"}, {"start": 23257.46, "end": 23260.46, "text": " Threat to like national security. You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 23260.54, "end": 23263.7, "text": " Like I could not even do that cuz like I would wake up"}, {"start": 23263.7, "end": 23268.1, "text": " I'd be in the middle of a jail cell and it's like I wouldn't even know what happened the night before"}, {"start": 23268.100000000002, "end": 23275.620000000003, "text": " You know I'm talking about yeah, like I legitimately think if you got high you might actually physically assault one of your league of legends"}, {"start": 23275.620000000003, "end": 23279.820000000003, "text": " teammates like you would find a way to do it. Oh, oh, yeah, I mean they wouldn't be breathing"}, {"start": 23282.58, "end": 23288.54, "text": " Like it feels a bad boss. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah, like somebody in the fuck out of the game. Yes, bro"}, {"start": 23289.260000000002, "end": 23296.660000000003, "text": " Speaking of vices chat, we're about to play a game called Campbell with your friends where we will be four-way running a casino"}, {"start": 23298.100000000002, "end": 23300.600000000002, "text": " Wait, Jengzy, do you know why gambling is such a good thing?"}, {"start": 23301.820000000003, "end": 23302.52, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 23302.52, "end": 23304.760000000002, "text": " Because if you gamble, you know what I'm saying, Ron?"}, {"start": 23304.760000000002, "end": 23308.24, "text": " If you gamble, you can only lose 100% of your money,"}, {"start": 23308.24, "end": 23310.260000000002, "text": " but you can gain 1 million at times."}, {"start": 23310.260000000002, "end": 23311.36, "text": " Yup, yup, yup, yup."}, {"start": 23311.36, "end": 23313.2, "text": " Yup, yup, yup. It's a good quote. I like that one."}, {"start": 23313.2, "end": 23313.500000000004, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 23313.500000000004, "end": 23314.800000000003, "text": " That is actually a classic."}, {"start": 23314.800000000003, "end": 23315.640000000003, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 23315.640000000003, "end": 23317.24, "text": " Bro, I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 23317.24, "end": 23321.2, "text": " Jack, I don't know if the statistics are even available, bro."}, {"start": 23321.2, "end": 23324.440000000002, "text": " But I would say if you're a lifetime gambler,"}, {"start": 23324.44, "end": 23328.399999999998, "text": " You probably have a 90 to 95% chance of losing money."}, {"start": 23328.399999999998, "end": 23330.44, "text": " Lifetime gambler, like gambling multiple times."}, {"start": 23330.44, "end": 23331.92, "text": " No, if you're a lifetime gambler,"}, {"start": 23331.92, "end": 23335.12, "text": " I would say you have a 99% chance of losing money."}, {"start": 23335.12, "end": 23335.96, "text": " If you're gambling like all-"}, {"start": 23335.96, "end": 23337.359999999997, "text": " You physically cannot lose, you can't quit."}, {"start": 23337.359999999997, "end": 23338.199999999997, "text": " It's as simple as that."}, {"start": 23338.199999999997, "end": 23339.039999999997, "text": " It's the most important constant ever."}, {"start": 23339.039999999997, "end": 23341.6, "text": " No, but statistically, the house has such an edge"}, {"start": 23341.6, "end": 23346.039999999997, "text": " that if you infinitely gambled, you would only lose money."}, {"start": 23346.039999999997, "end": 23347.559999999998, "text": " Joe, you've got 50-50."}, {"start": 23347.559999999998, "end": 23349.0, "text": " You either win or you lose."}, {"start": 23349.0, "end": 23349.84, "text": " It's not a 50, bro."}, {"start": 23349.84, "end": 23351.16, "text": " Yeah, it's 50-50."}, {"start": 23351.16, "end": 23353.039999999997, "text": " The case either has a knife or not a knife."}, {"start": 23353.04, "end": 23355.04, "text": " Oh my god, the lettuce egg"}, {"start": 23355.74, "end": 23358.280000000002, "text": " No, you should wash it first. You should wash it"}, {"start": 23358.88, "end": 23360.88, "text": " Underneath the sink. No, no"}, {"start": 23361.600000000002, "end": 23366.68, "text": " Don't wash it because if it has bacterias and then you eat it then the bacterias are gonna fight your body"}, {"start": 23366.68, "end": 23368.68, "text": " And I'll make you lose more weight. Oh"}, {"start": 23369.36, "end": 23372.48, "text": " Yes, yes, I'm a certified personal trainer. Yes, that's how it works"}, {"start": 23373.2, "end": 23378.96, "text": " Wait, so if I take this and there's like parasites and all that and they eat amongst my fat and muscles"}, {"start": 23378.96, "end": 23382.48, "text": " I can lose weight. Yes, exactly. So that's why you should actually yeah"}, {"start": 23382.48, "end": 23385.12, "text": " Okay, so that's a take from a guy who goes to the gym."}, {"start": 23385.12, "end": 23386.76, "text": " Now I need a take from the philosopher, Joe."}, {"start": 23388.28, "end": 23392.96, "text": " I would say that you should probably wash it just on the off chain."}, {"start": 23393.16, "end": 23397.12, "text": " You're probably fine if you get it, but you should you should just like run it under water."}, {"start": 23397.28, "end": 23400.0, "text": " OK, now I need an answer from the dumb ass."}, {"start": 23400.04, "end": 23401.76, "text": " You can see what do you think?"}, {"start": 23401.76, "end": 23404.36, "text": " Um, OK, I would say wash it, bro."}, {"start": 23404.44, "end": 23406.72, "text": " I mean, are you going to eat the whole head?"}, {"start": 23407.16, "end": 23409.399999999998, "text": " You told me to eat the whole thing."}, {"start": 23409.399999999998, "end": 23411.0, "text": " Yeah, how long do you now that you're looking at it?"}, {"start": 23411.0, "end": 23412.12, "text": " How long do you think it'll take you?"}, {"start": 23412.12, "end": 23413.879999999997, "text": " This is fucking heavy."}, {"start": 23413.879999999997, "end": 23416.2, "text": " Wait, so is Ron gonna hit this full pound of blood?"}, {"start": 23416.2, "end": 23417.399999999998, "text": " Or while we're playing?"}, {"start": 23417.399999999998, "end": 23418.44, "text": " You know, while we're playing."}, {"start": 23418.44, "end": 23420.76, "text": " Yeah, you're gonna hear me pssst."}, {"start": 23420.76, "end": 23422.92, "text": " Bro, is it gonna like literally just"}, {"start": 23422.92, "end": 23424.68, "text": " death in my eardrums from how I'm playing?"}, {"start": 23424.68, "end": 23426.52, "text": " Well, no, there's a thing in the game"}, {"start": 23426.52, "end": 23428.96, "text": " where we could cut off his mouth, and then he's muffled."}, {"start": 23428.96, "end": 23431.28, "text": " So then we could just not ear him."}, {"start": 23431.28, "end": 23433.68, "text": " OK, you wanna load this shit up?"}, {"start": 23433.68, "end": 23435.92, "text": " I was gonna say, is there even a point in washing it, though?"}, {"start": 23435.92, "end": 23438.0, "text": " Because if it has parasites and shit like that,"}, {"start": 23438.0, "end": 23441.64, "text": " then would water really get rid of them?"}, {"start": 23441.64, "end": 23449.36, "text": " Um, yeah, if you like rinsed it off, I mean, have you ever seen the videos of like people washing chicken and soap and shit?"}, {"start": 23449.36, "end": 23451.68, "text": " Shit is fucking stripping everywhere!"}, {"start": 23451.68, "end": 23460.68, "text": " He did not fucking wash that, right? He went in the bathroom, rinsed it off for half a second, and then fucking walked back out."}, {"start": 23460.68, "end": 23463.68, "text": " I'll give it, uh, Jynxie, what's your steam name? I need to add you."}, {"start": 23465.18, "end": 23466.18, "text": " Oh yeah, we gotta add each other."}, {"start": 23466.18, "end": 23470.68, "text": " What is your steam name? Hi, my- I don't even know what- I don't even know what my steam name is, bro."}, {"start": 23470.68, "end": 23476.74, "text": " Yo Joe, is there this thing in your chat that spawned in about two weeks ago where everyone"}, {"start": 23476.74, "end": 23484.760000000002, "text": " just spams LARP, LARPing, uh, LARP LARP, LARP Sahore or LARP LARP Sahore, that's a classic."}, {"start": 23484.760000000002, "end": 23488.260000000002, "text": " Well some version of LARPing, yes, but not..."}, {"start": 23488.260000000002, "end": 23489.760000000002, "text": " Yo, I think like..."}, {"start": 23489.760000000002, "end": 23491.56, "text": " ...of the specific ones that you mentioned."}, {"start": 23491.56, "end": 23496.12, "text": " No one actually knows what LARPing is, bro, they just say LARP."}, {"start": 23496.12, "end": 23502.92, "text": " We can go up, we can go, oh yeah, oh my, oh it's a shot shot, right, Joe here, ready?"}, {"start": 23502.92, "end": 23506.719999999998, "text": " Yeah, I mean, I want to say, right, listen, just listen, ready?"}, {"start": 23506.719999999998, "end": 23509.64, "text": " I'm pulling up your shrooms."}, {"start": 23509.64, "end": 23512.36, "text": " Oh god, that is fucking loud."}, {"start": 23512.36, "end": 23513.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 23513.84, "end": 23516.52, "text": " Okay, no troll, this is not possible."}, {"start": 23516.52, "end": 23517.52, "text": " I mean, it's not possible."}, {"start": 23517.52, "end": 23520.239999999998, "text": " You took one bite and you're already saying it's not possible."}, {"start": 23520.239999999998, "end": 23522.239999999998, "text": " Wait, but don't people do that all the time?"}, {"start": 23522.239999999998, "end": 23524.239999999998, "text": " Don't people just eat it?"}, {"start": 23524.24, "end": 23526.08, "text": " Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck."}, {"start": 23526.08, "end": 23527.960000000003, "text": " Yo, have I sent them a group chat please?"}, {"start": 23527.960000000003, "end": 23530.04, "text": " Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah."}, {"start": 23530.04, "end": 23533.52, "text": " There's no way, bro, you ordered a head of lettuce"}, {"start": 23533.52, "end": 23535.84, "text": " just to fucking take one bite and then spit it out."}, {"start": 23535.84, "end": 23537.600000000002, "text": " No, I'm not, I gotta just prep myself."}, {"start": 23537.600000000002, "end": 23539.72, "text": " That was, I was not."}, {"start": 23539.72, "end": 23541.56, "text": " I have it in the thing, now it's in the thing."}, {"start": 23541.56, "end": 23543.16, "text": " You're still gonna, you're still gonna,"}, {"start": 23543.16, "end": 23544.36, "text": " you're gonna tackle it?"}, {"start": 23545.320000000003, "end": 23546.280000000002, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 23546.280000000002, "end": 23547.120000000003, "text": " So what's the game called?"}, {"start": 23547.120000000003, "end": 23549.04, "text": " You're eating it right now, Rob?"}, {"start": 23549.04, "end": 23551.0, "text": " Uh-huh, wait, what's the game called?"}, {"start": 23551.0, "end": 23552.920000000002, "text": " Gamble with your friends."}, {"start": 23552.920000000002, "end": 23561.120000000003, "text": " gamble my username is Casper just seven dollars oh all right god wait that's"}, {"start": 23561.120000000003, "end": 23565.760000000002, "text": " breaking the bag off that's seven that's a $7 game Ron can I get a hundred"}, {"start": 23565.760000000002, "end": 23573.920000000002, "text": " gifted y'all yeah yeah I'll give you to buy a $7 game wait I just bought the wrong"}, {"start": 23573.920000000002, "end": 23578.920000000002, "text": " game I just bought carry the glass with your friends well you might know am I"}, {"start": 23578.920000000002, "end": 23587.480000000003, "text": " come in a bundle guys stop calling me a f***ing vc cock interesting two gigabytes"}, {"start": 23587.480000000003, "end": 23593.72, "text": " let's see if this even f***ing guy was on my internet let's speak then dude what"}, {"start": 23593.72, "end": 23601.72, "text": " do you want me to say yeah yeah I have any of you added on steam uh no"}, {"start": 23601.72, "end": 23609.52, "text": " I put my thing in the chat my friend code"}, {"start": 23610.36, "end": 23612.36, "text": " Yeah, I mean I"}, {"start": 23613.600000000002, "end": 23615.600000000002, "text": " I sent you a friend request"}, {"start": 23617.66, "end": 23623.100000000002, "text": " But yeah, you know the rule of gambling that I learned and I it's actually stuck to me for the rest of my life"}, {"start": 23623.760000000002, "end": 23625.440000000002, "text": " somebody said"}, {"start": 23625.44, "end": 23630.039999999997, "text": " Gamble with an amount of money that you're okay with losing three times"}, {"start": 23630.48, "end": 23637.199999999997, "text": " If you're okay with losing the amount of money three times. So that's a really speaking you could you could probably like"}, {"start": 23638.039999999997, "end": 23640.379999999997, "text": " Gamble like four million dollars and be fine. Okay"}, {"start": 23641.64, "end": 23645.8, "text": " I'm not ever doing that. I'm literally not ever doing that, bro"}, {"start": 23646.52, "end": 23654.079999999998, "text": " Bro, what's the most you've ever lost gambling Jain see in like one day, dude the most I've ever lost gambling"}, {"start": 23654.08, "end": 23659.24, "text": " Oh my god, I actually don't know um, I think probably"}, {"start": 23660.140000000003, "end": 23665.300000000003, "text": " Dude, I you told me a lot of poker like in person like at casinos"}, {"start": 23665.300000000003, "end": 23671.120000000003, "text": " I love poker because the reason why I like Texas hold them specifically is because it's actually a skill game like if you"}, {"start": 23671.38, "end": 23677.980000000003, "text": " Understand poker you like know what I'm talking about but like in Texas hold them you're playing the player"}, {"start": 23677.980000000003, "end": 23679.460000000003, "text": " You're not playing the house"}, {"start": 23679.460000000003, "end": 23681.460000000003, "text": " But with that being said"}, {"start": 23681.46, "end": 23686.46, "text": " Um, dude, I was playing a big poker game one night and I think I lost a lot of people."}, {"start": 23687.46, "end": 23692.46, "text": " Maybe $19,000 at a poker table."}, {"start": 23692.46, "end": 23693.46, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 23693.46, "end": 23695.46, "text": " $19,000 at a poker table."}, {"start": 23695.46, "end": 23700.46, "text": " I was gonna say the most I lost in the game was probably like 5k."}, {"start": 23701.46, "end": 23709.46, "text": " Yeah, I mean one time I went gambling I lost $30, said wow, that's like 15, that's like 15 primes and I never did it again."}, {"start": 23709.46, "end": 23716.42, "text": " Oh, no, wow, you have mental fortitude for that. I would go I need to take more money out and gamble it"}, {"start": 23717.1, "end": 23720.62, "text": " No, I'm actually totally wrong the most I've lost was a"}, {"start": 23721.379999999997, "end": 23726.94, "text": " Clash Royale wager against toky and Steve will do it. I lost 90 grand"}, {"start": 23726.94, "end": 23730.059999999998, "text": " I actually forgot that you lost 90 K"}, {"start": 23730.059999999998, "end": 23732.379999999997, "text": " Okay, we'll do it until I didn't oh be not"}, {"start": 23733.66, "end": 23736.86, "text": " And then toky which I found out a week ago"}, {"start": 23736.86, "end": 23744.98, "text": " go didn't okay Joe please listen to this I was to give $90,000 to a charity of"}, {"start": 23744.98, "end": 23752.58, "text": " toky's choice I gave him the money but I also side bet with Steve so like I I"}, {"start": 23752.58, "end": 23756.100000000002, "text": " thought I was gonna win and I lost because all I had to do was beat toky in"}, {"start": 23756.100000000002, "end": 23759.3, "text": " 10 games of clash in a row which I thought would be free he beat me on"}, {"start": 23759.3, "end": 23763.62, "text": " like the eighth game in mega draft I gave him and then Steve was like yeah"}, {"start": 23763.62, "end": 23769.86, "text": " let's do a side bet I'm bored like $20,000 it's like oh my god and I'm like okay like I'm gonna"}, {"start": 23769.86, "end": 23774.26, "text": " give you like a line or whatever because I gave him a line because I don't think it was a fair bet"}, {"start": 23774.899999999998, "end": 23780.899999999998, "text": " come to find out I lose the toky I give him $90,000 cash like wired it to him like the next day"}, {"start": 23781.78, "end": 23787.059999999998, "text": " uh don't hear a word from him eight months later he gambles it all the way and never told"}, {"start": 23787.059999999998, "end": 23792.34, "text": " him to the charity but he said he will he said he will but I don't I don't know yeah he gambled it"}, {"start": 23792.34, "end": 23794.34, "text": " So you gave him $90,000?"}, {"start": 23794.34, "end": 23800.34, "text": " He hasn't donated the money yet, but he took the money that he was supposed to donate to a charity and then gambled it."}, {"start": 23800.34, "end": 23806.34, "text": " I mean, realistically though, he lost all of it."}, {"start": 23806.34, "end": 23809.34, "text": " Yeah, but realistically though, I think he donated it."}, {"start": 23809.34, "end": 23812.34, "text": " He donated it to the casino."}, {"start": 23812.34, "end": 23815.34, "text": " No, I think he did it actually to the last video there, sorry."}, {"start": 23815.34, "end": 23818.34, "text": " No, yeah, I think he did donate it now, but I'm saying like..."}, {"start": 23818.34, "end": 23820.34, "text": " I know, I know, yeah."}, {"start": 23820.34, "end": 23822.62, "text": " a week ago like I found out."}, {"start": 23822.62, "end": 23823.46, "text": " What does this mean?"}, {"start": 23823.46, "end": 23824.3, "text": " Am I feeling lucky?"}, {"start": 23824.3, "end": 23825.14, "text": " Do I say yes or no?"}, {"start": 23825.14, "end": 23827.34, "text": " But the thing is, Togi would always pay out."}, {"start": 23827.34, "end": 23828.5, "text": " Oh, I said yes."}, {"start": 23829.78, "end": 23830.86, "text": " Are you feeling lucky?"}, {"start": 23830.86, "end": 23831.98, "text": " Chad, what did you think, bro?"}, {"start": 23831.98, "end": 23834.02, "text": " I said no and nothing bad happened."}, {"start": 23834.02, "end": 23834.86, "text": " Just say no."}, {"start": 23834.86, "end": 23836.1, "text": " Lucky, you can play the game."}, {"start": 23837.5, "end": 23840.34, "text": " Wait, did you add me back?"}, {"start": 23840.34, "end": 23843.02, "text": " Jake, see, I'm about to host the game."}, {"start": 23843.02, "end": 23845.1, "text": " Wait, Duff says, what were you saying?"}, {"start": 23845.1, "end": 23846.22, "text": " Oh, no, I was gonna say,"}, {"start": 23846.22, "end": 23848.38, "text": " don't name to Chad, it's like gambling anyways,"}, {"start": 23848.38, "end": 23849.58, "text": " because you never know if the people"}, {"start": 23849.58, "end": 23855.420000000002, "text": " Actually to get your funds of a ghost administration. Oh my god. I like you don't it. I this is like, you know, this is you're my type of guy"}, {"start": 23858.460000000003, "end": 23861.58, "text": " Yeah, that's why I don't do it. Yeah, bro. Yeah"}, {"start": 23863.100000000002, "end": 23867.920000000002, "text": " Okay, I typed are you feeling lucky and it relaunched me to the steam home screen"}, {"start": 23868.780000000002, "end": 23877.620000000003, "text": " Okay, I invited Ron and Jinxie. I don't know what your heads. Okay. Yes. I think closing the game. Oh my god"}, {"start": 23877.62, "end": 23885.02, "text": " Yeah, no, that's why you don't put on feeling lucky. Can you hear me in VC Ron? Yeah, I hear you. Hello. Can you hear me? Hello? Yeah"}, {"start": 23885.02, "end": 23886.46, "text": " What's the matter?"}, {"start": 23886.46, "end": 23891.579999999998, "text": " Okay, wait, uh, whichings would you be able to invite me or would I have to send my friend code in the"}, {"start": 23891.579999999998, "end": 23895.66, "text": " Yeah, if he if I decide that he joins he should be able to invite you"}, {"start": 23896.3, "end": 23899.94, "text": " No, what the fuck? Okay. All right. I'm in"}, {"start": 23900.18, "end": 23903.66, "text": " You're a low-key shy deafen you have to get lucky to play"}, {"start": 23905.14, "end": 23906.26, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 23906.260000000002, "end": 23908.260000000002, "text": " Okay, host game"}, {"start": 23908.660000000003, "end": 23911.980000000003, "text": " We're trying to feel immersed right now. Do you mind meeting your mic when you join? Thanks. Oh"}, {"start": 23912.780000000002, "end": 23914.780000000002, "text": " You supposed to deafen"}, {"start": 23915.58, "end": 23922.820000000003, "text": " No, wait, Jinxie. Oh wait Jinxie you need to join them and then afterwards invite me because I'm not a I only have you added"}, {"start": 23922.82, "end": 23940.06, "text": " guys it is not getting vcmog dude I'm not just gonna randomly start talking to talk"}, {"start": 23940.06, "end": 23941.06, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 23941.06, "end": 23944.06, "text": " Bro, what the fuck do I like?"}, {"start": 23944.06, "end": 23946.06, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 23950.06, "end": 23952.06, "text": " Yo, hello?"}, {"start": 23956.06, "end": 23960.06, "text": " Please drop me. I don't know how to."}, {"start": 23960.06, "end": 23963.06, "text": " Wait, how do you grab people?"}, {"start": 23963.06, "end": 23965.06, "text": " I don't know how to."}, {"start": 23965.06, "end": 23969.06, "text": " Oh my god, it's gonna be one of these games where I can't play the game."}, {"start": 23969.06, "end": 23974.120000000003, "text": " Fallen over you can oh you there we go. All right, ready. Yeah, do you fuck with the outfit number one?"}, {"start": 23975.620000000003, "end": 23981.7, "text": " Well, you get wait, why do you have all the cool stuff and we don't because I played this game once before so you're a sweat"}, {"start": 23981.7, "end": 23985.0, "text": " Got it. So I look like a child. I'm gonna explain how the game works"}, {"start": 23988.5, "end": 23992.620000000003, "text": " I'm done dimmado. Oh dog dimmado from fucking uh, uh, Johnny"}, {"start": 23992.62, "end": 23997.42, "text": " Yeah, no, not Johnny's ass nothing was SpongeBob. It wasn't Johnny's ass"}, {"start": 23998.42, "end": 24004.86, "text": " You kind of look like a toy for Thanos wait, so good way. This is our casino. This is kind of a shit hole right now guys"}, {"start": 24004.86, "end": 24006.86, "text": " It's the casino. Oh my god"}, {"start": 24007.46, "end": 24011.26, "text": " Me. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna explain you gather around. I'm gonna explain how the game works"}, {"start": 24011.26, "end": 24013.14, "text": " Come over here. Come over here. Come over here. Come over here"}, {"start": 24013.5, "end": 24019.739999999998, "text": " Wait, did the tickets in the top of matter? No the tickets bias items and you see all the money in the top"}, {"start": 24019.74, "end": 24024.260000000002, "text": " I thought a green screen on chat so yo I'm gonna explain this shit real quick the"}, {"start": 24024.420000000002, "end": 24030.02, "text": " The top right is how much money we have in green the top right in red is how much we need"}, {"start": 24030.54, "end": 24033.100000000002, "text": " We're going to get in that limo over there"}, {"start": 24033.100000000002, "end": 24038.74, "text": " And we're gonna go to the casino and we have five minutes to get the amount of money that we need and leave and now"}, {"start": 24038.74, "end": 24041.420000000002, "text": " It's plain it to me in sport night terms"}, {"start": 24043.140000000003, "end": 24045.140000000003, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 24045.14, "end": 24049.34, "text": " So the amount we have on the top right is mats."}, {"start": 24049.34, "end": 24052.22, "text": " The amount we have is mats and wood."}, {"start": 24052.22, "end": 24056.22, "text": " And the top right on red is how much we need, right?"}, {"start": 24056.22, "end": 24057.739999999998, "text": " You need to get to 999."}, {"start": 24057.739999999998, "end": 24059.059999999998, "text": " The top left is tickets."}, {"start": 24059.059999999998, "end": 24063.82, "text": " In Fortnite terms, that would be like gold."}, {"start": 24063.82, "end": 24066.18, "text": " And you use that for stuff in the vending machines."}, {"start": 24066.18, "end": 24068.3, "text": " But instead of vending machines, we buy items that make it"}, {"start": 24068.3, "end": 24069.82, "text": " so we can make more money every year."}, {"start": 24069.82, "end": 24071.38, "text": " Yo, Joe, yo, Joe."}, {"start": 24071.38, "end": 24073.579999999998, "text": " Oh, I understand it now."}, {"start": 24073.58, "end": 24075.58, "text": " Wait, how the fuck did you get a cigar?"}, {"start": 24076.58, "end": 24077.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24077.58, "end": 24079.58, "text": " No, he has a cigar!"}, {"start": 24079.58, "end": 24080.58, "text": " You're old, you're old."}, {"start": 24080.58, "end": 24081.58, "text": " Why do you say it?"}, {"start": 24081.58, "end": 24082.58, "text": " Shut the fuck up!"}, {"start": 24082.58, "end": 24083.58, "text": " I'll tell you all about that."}, {"start": 24083.58, "end": 24085.58, "text": " It's your old, it's your old."}, {"start": 24085.58, "end": 24086.58, "text": " Wait, how do you do that?"}, {"start": 24086.58, "end": 24087.58, "text": " You're old."}, {"start": 24087.58, "end": 24088.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 24088.58, "end": 24089.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 24089.58, "end": 24091.58, "text": " That looks like Tung Tung Tung Salar."}, {"start": 24091.58, "end": 24092.58, "text": " Wait, you actually do."}, {"start": 24092.58, "end": 24093.58, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 24093.58, "end": 24094.58, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 24095.58, "end": 24096.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24096.58, "end": 24097.58, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 24099.58, "end": 24101.58, "text": " There you go, there you go!"}, {"start": 24101.58, "end": 24102.58, "text": " Stop, bro!"}, {"start": 24102.58, "end": 24104.58, "text": " Come on! Come on!"}, {"start": 24104.58, "end": 24106.58, "text": " Stop hitting me!"}, {"start": 24106.58, "end": 24108.58, "text": " Wait, wait, pass! Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 24108.58, "end": 24110.58, "text": " So this game is..."}, {"start": 24110.58, "end": 24112.58, "text": " You just have fun, I get it."}, {"start": 24112.58, "end": 24114.58, "text": " What the... Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 24114.58, "end": 24116.58, "text": " I'm bouncing on it right now, bro."}, {"start": 24116.58, "end": 24118.58, "text": " We just started the game."}, {"start": 24118.58, "end": 24120.58, "text": " Alright, bro, why are we jumping on this ramp over here?"}, {"start": 24120.58, "end": 24122.58, "text": " Wait, I throw like a fucking..."}, {"start": 24122.58, "end": 24124.58, "text": " Joe, I'm bouncing on it, Joe."}, {"start": 24126.58, "end": 24128.58, "text": " Wait, Jynxie, that's gonna be..."}, {"start": 24128.58, "end": 24130.58, "text": " You with the BBC Delta, you got in the fan mill earlier."}, {"start": 24130.58, "end": 24132.58, "text": " earlier"}, {"start": 24151.420000000002, "end": 24153.420000000002, "text": " Wait should we buy something?"}, {"start": 24153.420000000002, "end": 24155.420000000002, "text": " Yes, you should buy stuff."}, {"start": 24155.420000000002, "end": 24157.420000000002, "text": " Wait, what should we buy? What's worth buying?"}, {"start": 24160.58, "end": 24164.18, "text": " I'm gonna buy this coin because you have a free mask that's not murder him."}, {"start": 24164.18, "end": 24167.140000000003, "text": " Okay, so where does Dolph Morrow get his shoes?"}, {"start": 24167.140000000003, "end": 24168.5, "text": " Yo, uh, alright."}, {"start": 24168.5, "end": 24171.06, "text": " Hey, no, no, lock in, bro."}, {"start": 24171.06, "end": 24172.100000000002, "text": " I'm not doing this."}, {"start": 24172.100000000002, "end": 24175.300000000003, "text": " Oh my god, we just bought something for a fucking ticket."}, {"start": 24175.300000000003, "end": 24177.620000000003, "text": " Wait, guys, someone just bought the fucking ticket!"}, {"start": 24177.620000000003, "end": 24178.9, "text": " Who bought something?"}, {"start": 24178.9, "end": 24180.9, "text": " I got two items that we need."}, {"start": 24180.9, "end": 24182.820000000003, "text": " Yo, what are you holding right now?"}, {"start": 24182.820000000003, "end": 24188.02, "text": " We need, listen, we need a taser because if we have an unruly gambling addict, I'm gonna murder them."}, {"start": 24188.02, "end": 24189.7, "text": " Instead of covering it, that's not a taser."}, {"start": 24189.7, "end": 24196.32, "text": " Yes, it's like it literally said taser. Okay by it's by that sounds like a necessary thing"}, {"start": 24196.32, "end": 24199.96, "text": " No, this is true. That's it. That's necessary. That's necessary. I'm gonna buy"}, {"start": 24208.18, "end": 24211.600000000002, "text": " Yo, you're on run do you know any maroon five songs"}, {"start": 24249.7, "end": 24251.7, "text": " Someone in this game"}, {"start": 24269.7, "end": 24271.9, "text": " We only have five minutes how do we do this"}, {"start": 24279.7, "end": 24284.5, "text": " Okay, so we have the Taser and the random mystery box"}, {"start": 24292.9, "end": 24294.9, "text": " Yeah, I sing for us"}, {"start": 24297.940000000002, "end": 24299.940000000002, "text": " Okay, okay, okay"}, {"start": 24302.34, "end": 24304.58, "text": " We have five minutes starting now to make"}, {"start": 24309.7, "end": 24311.7, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 24311.7, "end": 24315.7, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, what are we gambling with?"}, {"start": 24315.7, "end": 24317.7, "text": " Oh, what's this?"}, {"start": 24322.7, "end": 24324.7, "text": " Oh, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 24324.7, "end": 24328.7, "text": " Oh, uh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"}, {"start": 24328.7, "end": 24331.7, "text": " SpongeBob, SquarePants, annoying, and yo!"}, {"start": 24331.7, "end": 24334.7, "text": " Dude, I'm not making any more fucking money."}, {"start": 24334.7, "end": 24336.7, "text": " Yo, that's, come over here, yo."}, {"start": 24336.7, "end": 24338.7, "text": " I don't know how it works!"}, {"start": 24338.7, "end": 24340.7, "text": " Not this, come here real quick, bro."}, {"start": 24340.7, "end": 24343.7, "text": " Yo, hey bro, we're running a casino?"}, {"start": 24343.7, "end": 24344.7, "text": " Why are you s-"}, {"start": 24344.7, "end": 24346.7, "text": " Guys, Ron lost us $60!"}, {"start": 24346.7, "end": 24350.7, "text": " Ron's losing money, like, very, very, very quickly right now."}, {"start": 24350.7, "end": 24353.7, "text": " Ron, you can't have your own casino!"}, {"start": 24353.7, "end": 24354.7, "text": " Is there a rock?"}, {"start": 24354.7, "end": 24355.7, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 24355.7, "end": 24356.7, "text": " Ron, stop!"}, {"start": 24356.7, "end": 24357.7, "text": " Ron, stop!"}, {"start": 24357.7, "end": 24360.7, "text": " What is this, a XQC roleplay?"}, {"start": 24360.7, "end": 24361.7, "text": " Bro, stop!"}, {"start": 24361.7, "end": 24363.7, "text": " You're just trying to use my money!"}, {"start": 24363.7, "end": 24365.7, "text": " Bro, this is the one that I'm going to win big!"}, {"start": 24365.7, "end": 24371.06, "text": " I'm gonna win big. Oh god. I think it's this one. Oh god. Wait Joe won 350 with the fuck"}, {"start": 24372.38, "end": 24374.38, "text": " How'd you just win 350?"}, {"start": 24376.58, "end": 24380.64, "text": " Okay, oh my god, we got sushi here"}, {"start": 24383.06, "end": 24387.420000000002, "text": " We're gonna fucking die no, we're not gonna die if we don't gamble"}, {"start": 24388.34, "end": 24391.86, "text": " Yes, we jinx you. We jinx you look at me. Look at me jinx you look"}, {"start": 24392.66, "end": 24394.98, "text": " If they don't get the money they kill us bro"}, {"start": 24395.7, "end": 24403.06, "text": " I need a max bet something. I need a fucking max bet something"}, {"start": 24425.7, "end": 24427.7, "text": " I shouldn't be doing this."}, {"start": 24427.7, "end": 24431.7, "text": " I need the max win! I need the max!"}, {"start": 24431.7, "end": 24433.7, "text": " Oh no, no, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 24433.7, "end": 24436.7, "text": " I feel like fuckin' Chain Rex!"}, {"start": 24436.7, "end": 24439.7, "text": " I mean guys, we need to stop with the slots!"}, {"start": 24439.7, "end": 24445.7, "text": " Guys, wait! Guys, we just saw $600!"}, {"start": 24445.7, "end": 24447.7, "text": " Stop! Stop!"}, {"start": 24449.7, "end": 24451.7, "text": " So wait, was the objection to losing money?"}, {"start": 24451.7, "end": 24453.7, "text": " Because if it was, we hit a leg."}, {"start": 24455.7, "end": 24459.04, "text": " Okay, wait, Joe, can we go in data now?"}, {"start": 24459.04, "end": 24459.86, "text": " 15x, 15x."}, {"start": 24460.780000000002, "end": 24461.74, "text": " Hey, you guys, what do you say?"}, {"start": 24461.74, "end": 24463.54, "text": " I'm gonna stop talking for one second."}, {"start": 24463.54, "end": 24465.98, "text": " Let's just add one of the NPCs."}, {"start": 24465.98, "end": 24466.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24466.82, "end": 24467.66, "text": " Hard rock."}, {"start": 24467.66, "end": 24468.5, "text": " We got it all."}, {"start": 24468.5, "end": 24469.82, "text": " We got it all, we got it all."}, {"start": 24469.82, "end": 24470.66, "text": " We're dead."}, {"start": 24470.66, "end": 24472.86, "text": " Dude, Chad, have you guys ever walked through,"}, {"start": 24472.86, "end": 24474.14, "text": " they called it the PINs?"}, {"start": 24474.14, "end": 24475.14, "text": " This is disgusting."}, {"start": 24475.14, "end": 24476.9, "text": " No, this is M-Difficult Disgusting."}, {"start": 24476.9, "end": 24478.38, "text": " Oh my God, this is disgusting."}, {"start": 24478.38, "end": 24480.420000000002, "text": " This lady with the cigarette doing no."}, {"start": 24480.420000000002, "end": 24481.86, "text": " This is bullshit, yo Eddie, bro,"}, {"start": 24481.86, "end": 24483.06, "text": " you're gonna pay for this one, bro."}, {"start": 24483.06, "end": 24485.66, "text": " Oh my God, this is disgusting, man."}, {"start": 24485.66, "end": 24486.66, "text": " This is it."}, {"start": 24486.66, "end": 24490.46, "text": " And so the slot time is sick for my fucking stomach mess."}, {"start": 24490.46, "end": 24491.66, "text": " I am fucking sick now."}, {"start": 24491.66, "end": 24492.66, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 24492.66, "end": 24493.66, "text": " I am sick, bro."}, {"start": 24493.66, "end": 24495.66, "text": " I am sick for my fucking stomach mess."}, {"start": 24495.66, "end": 24496.66, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 24496.66, "end": 24497.66, "text": " This is actually disgusting."}, {"start": 24497.66, "end": 24498.66, "text": " I'm a racist guy."}, {"start": 24498.66, "end": 24501.66, "text": " This is- yeah, we need to reach here so that this is fucking disgusting."}, {"start": 24501.66, "end": 24502.66, "text": " This is disgusting."}, {"start": 24502.66, "end": 24504.66, "text": " I am sick for my fucking stomach mess."}, {"start": 24504.66, "end": 24506.66, "text": " I'm actually sick for my stomach mess."}, {"start": 24506.66, "end": 24508.66, "text": " I'm sick for my fucking stomach mess."}, {"start": 24508.66, "end": 24510.66, "text": " Oh, they have laugh jack."}, {"start": 24510.66, "end": 24511.66, "text": " I love you, bandit."}, {"start": 24511.66, "end": 24512.66, "text": " Okay, so what should we do?"}, {"start": 24512.66, "end": 24518.46, "text": " We trained our money to not like we have to reset. We're dead all right guys reset time"}, {"start": 24519.86, "end": 24522.64, "text": " Yeah, guys, I might have broke one of our materials"}, {"start": 24525.78, "end": 24529.42, "text": " Like the thing that gives max bet I just held left click and then it broke"}, {"start": 24535.42, "end": 24537.42, "text": " Okay, gotcha"}, {"start": 24537.42, "end": 24542.62, "text": " That gives you a free max bet you would juice that increase max bet not use the coin is free max bet"}, {"start": 24542.66, "end": 24544.66, "text": " And then so we waste our money."}, {"start": 24544.66, "end": 24547.66, "text": " Okay, so what do we do now though? Do we just fucking die?"}, {"start": 24547.66, "end": 24551.66, "text": " We have to go jump in a hole and the mafia will kill us and then we'll reset."}, {"start": 24552.66, "end": 24555.66, "text": " Okay, look guys, I want to come here."}, {"start": 24555.66, "end": 24561.66, "text": " Okay, wait, run, run! You lost us half our fucking money, man!"}, {"start": 24566.66, "end": 24568.66, "text": " Fuck on the riots, one is 650!"}, {"start": 24572.66, "end": 24577.0, "text": " Okay, what we should do is at the end of every day, Ali who lost us the most money"}, {"start": 24577.0, "end": 24579.0, "text": " You could see it in the top right"}, {"start": 24579.0, "end": 24582.0, "text": " Yep, so Dantez, you lost us $0, great work"}, {"start": 24582.0, "end": 24583.0, "text": " Thanks"}, {"start": 24583.0, "end": 24585.0, "text": " You lost us $150, great work"}, {"start": 24585.0, "end": 24588.0, "text": " Yo, you lost us $196, great work"}, {"start": 24588.0, "end": 24590.0, "text": " Ron, why are you slowly backing up?"}, {"start": 24590.0, "end": 24593.0, "text": " Ron, you lost us $654"}, {"start": 24593.0, "end": 24595.0, "text": " How did you even do that?"}, {"start": 24595.0, "end": 24597.0, "text": " In a two-minute window, how did you do that, bro?"}, {"start": 24597.0, "end": 24599.0, "text": " Please tell me, ow"}, {"start": 24599.0, "end": 24601.0, "text": " Uh, some of it, maybe"}, {"start": 24601.0, "end": 24603.0, "text": " some of it"}, {"start": 24605.0, "end": 24610.76, "text": " okay you know we gotta get back into one now bro okay i understand i don't know i know i know just"}, {"start": 24610.76, "end": 24617.16, "text": " just hit me guys just i know i know listen to that okay problem i know guys you don't understand"}, {"start": 24617.16, "end": 24623.16, "text": " bro i i i watched i watched the gamblers do it and i think i could do it bro please okay"}, {"start": 24623.16, "end": 24624.48, "text": " Yeah, I can't win."}, {"start": 24624.48, "end": 24629.52, "text": " Everyone that gambles either like dives or loses all their money gambling, bro."}, {"start": 24629.52, "end": 24631.36, "text": " Like, what are you saying, bro?"}, {"start": 24631.36, "end": 24634.66, "text": " Bro, you're mashing a slot machine, Ron."}, {"start": 24634.66, "end": 24635.66, "text": " What is the end result?"}, {"start": 24635.66, "end": 24640.92, "text": " Okay, okay, next time when we go to the casino, I won't gamble, okay?"}, {"start": 24640.92, "end": 24644.88, "text": " You just win money once you were down from the beginning."}, {"start": 24644.88, "end": 24648.28, "text": " Guys, you're telling me that basically I'm right there."}, {"start": 24648.28, "end": 24650.44, "text": " I'm like the guy mining for diamonds, bro."}, {"start": 24650.44, "end": 24653.12, "text": " I'm the miner who's mining for diamonds, bro."}, {"start": 24653.12, "end": 24658.34, "text": " Looking for the fucking time in your fucking coal. No guys listen up. Here's what we're doing"}, {"start": 24658.34, "end": 24662.26, "text": " We are bad blocks. No one do that dog shit game again"}, {"start": 24662.26, "end": 24666.3, "text": " I'd rather you bet on the duck races because at least there's an entertainment value"}, {"start": 24667.059999999998, "end": 24669.059999999998, "text": " Wait there are duck races"}, {"start": 24673.86, "end": 24676.1, "text": " We're gonna get fucking killed jing see"}, {"start": 24676.100000000002, "end": 24686.260000000002, "text": " What gives him the right to kill me wait, let me make sense wait, James. You need a cigar mug him"}, {"start": 24686.500000000004, "end": 24690.9, "text": " James he cigar mug him fast his money. He won't do money and you didn't win it. Oh"}, {"start": 24696.420000000002, "end": 24698.420000000002, "text": " He's getting cigar mug"}, {"start": 24701.02, "end": 24705.54, "text": " I have a beautiful family man, honestly, I'll pay you back. Let's give me one more day"}, {"start": 24706.100000000002, "end": 24708.100000000002, "text": " Just give me one more day bro."}, {"start": 24708.100000000002, "end": 24710.100000000002, "text": " Just give me one more."}, {"start": 24710.100000000002, "end": 24712.100000000002, "text": " Joe, can you throw Ron into the pit?"}, {"start": 24712.100000000002, "end": 24714.100000000002, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 24714.100000000002, "end": 24716.100000000002, "text": " I have a weapon too."}, {"start": 24716.100000000002, "end": 24718.100000000002, "text": " I'm gonna trick shot him in the pit."}, {"start": 24718.100000000002, "end": 24722.100000000002, "text": " Okay, so now they just pour acid on us and burn our skin."}, {"start": 24724.100000000002, "end": 24726.100000000002, "text": " Wait, so we lost the game because of Joe?"}, {"start": 24726.100000000002, "end": 24728.100000000002, "text": " No, we lost it to you."}, {"start": 24728.100000000002, "end": 24732.100000000002, "text": " We lost because you lit $700 on fire in two minutes."}, {"start": 24732.100000000002, "end": 24740.480000000003, "text": " I'm the only one that had the green"}, {"start": 24740.480000000003, "end": 24748.280000000002, "text": " I mean it says green on my screen so we're telling you"}, {"start": 24748.280000000002, "end": 24760.22, "text": " I promise you I promise you I won't do it again okay"}, {"start": 24760.22, "end": 24764.9, "text": " Okay guys guys we need a we need a strategize the tickets that we spend this"}, {"start": 24764.9, "end": 24767.86, "text": " time we can't buy random bullshit"}, {"start": 24767.86, "end": 24769.86, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 24771.58, "end": 24776.5, "text": " From dead serious bro, I'm not kidding bro this slot machine. I was so fucking close"}, {"start": 24776.5, "end": 24780.18, "text": " Yeah, I was so fucking close like I'm not even kidding bro like listen"}, {"start": 24780.18, "end": 24785.06, "text": " I'm telling you I just give me like a couple hits when we win just don't tell them I promise you I'm gonna win"}, {"start": 24785.06, "end": 24787.86, "text": " I get it. How much can we win off of Max when?"}, {"start": 24787.86, "end": 24792.22, "text": " Well, minimum thousand X, minimum thousand X, we could be, bro, imagine coming back and"}, {"start": 24792.22, "end": 24793.22, "text": " we have $6,000."}, {"start": 24793.22, "end": 24794.22, "text": " Oh, dude."}, {"start": 24794.22, "end": 24798.86, "text": " So, wait, wait, wait, so, hear me out, this is my thought process, right?"}, {"start": 24798.86, "end": 24800.940000000002, "text": " Let's say we go max win."}, {"start": 24800.940000000002, "end": 24805.2, "text": " If we just have to restart like five times, but then we saw it with 60 grand, it's low"}, {"start": 24805.2, "end": 24806.2, "text": " care win, no?"}, {"start": 24806.2, "end": 24808.66, "text": " Wait, you're actually spitting my language out."}, {"start": 24808.66, "end": 24815.38, "text": " Listen, when we get there, let's just let the, let's just get there, let them do all"}, {"start": 24815.38, "end": 24817.38, "text": " the work, and then we'll randomly spin the stuff."}, {"start": 24817.38, "end": 24817.88, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 24817.88, "end": 24819.38, "text": " I got it, yeah."}, {"start": 24819.38, "end": 24821.38, "text": " Can you come stand in this box?"}, {"start": 24821.38, "end": 24822.38, "text": " Yeah, I got you."}, {"start": 24822.38, "end": 24823.38, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 24823.38, "end": 24825.38, "text": " No, just come stand in the box."}, {"start": 24825.38, "end": 24827.38, "text": " Yeah, just stand in the box."}, {"start": 24827.38, "end": 24828.38, "text": " Just stand in the box."}, {"start": 24828.38, "end": 24830.38, "text": " This box though? Are you sure this one right here?"}, {"start": 24830.38, "end": 24831.38, "text": " Yeah, right here."}, {"start": 24831.38, "end": 24832.38, "text": " It's got like really..."}, {"start": 24832.38, "end": 24833.38, "text": " Run, run, just trust them, bro."}, {"start": 24833.38, "end": 24834.38, "text": " They know what they're talking about."}, {"start": 24834.38, "end": 24835.38, "text": " Just get in the box."}, {"start": 24835.38, "end": 24837.38, "text": " Run, just get in the box, dude."}, {"start": 24837.38, "end": 24838.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24838.38, "end": 24842.38, "text": " Alright, let me just clear them and we have check-outs."}, {"start": 24842.38, "end": 24845.38, "text": " Wait, what?!"}, {"start": 24845.38, "end": 24849.38, "text": " I'm fucking mute!"}, {"start": 24849.38, "end": 24852.38, "text": " Wait, Jinxie, he's fucking mute!"}, {"start": 24852.38, "end": 24854.38, "text": " Okay, so Joe, that's like mumbling."}, {"start": 24854.38, "end": 24858.38, "text": " What we need to do, I think, is we need to actually use our abilities correctly."}, {"start": 24858.38, "end": 24862.38, "text": " For example, we need to spam the microphone above the spam problem."}, {"start": 24862.38, "end": 24864.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24864.38, "end": 24869.38, "text": " Also, guys, pound vodka and we're gonna gamble better if we pound the vodka."}, {"start": 24869.38, "end": 24871.38, "text": " Wait, guys, I have an idea!"}, {"start": 24871.38, "end": 24873.38, "text": " What if Ron gets back in the machine"}, {"start": 24873.38, "end": 24876.16, "text": " And then we also get rid of his arms for more tickets"}, {"start": 24903.38, "end": 24907.38, "text": " We sell 11 tickets, Jinxie, we sell 11 tickets, bro."}, {"start": 24907.38, "end": 24909.38, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 24909.38, "end": 24914.48, "text": " alright yeah now this is what we'll do so when we get there we're all gonna stand in"}, {"start": 24914.48, "end": 24918.48, "text": " the circle fucking football strike the vodka down we're gonna increase profit i'm gonna"}, {"start": 24918.48, "end": 24922.48, "text": " hold up the thing that makes it so you don't lose money and you're gonna max back until"}, {"start": 24922.48, "end": 24924.48, "text": " it's gone"}, {"start": 24924.48, "end": 24930.48, "text": " when we get back we'll buy your next day we'll buy your eyes and your mouth back"}, {"start": 24930.48, "end": 24934.48, "text": " uh guys i just bought something for three tickets"}, {"start": 24934.48, "end": 24935.48, "text": " Off it guys."}, {"start": 24936.48, "end": 24939.48, "text": " Alright, listen. Do NOT gamble!"}, {"start": 24942.48, "end": 24946.48, "text": " Gamble without other ability. Use your item before you gamble."}, {"start": 24946.48, "end": 24947.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24953.48, "end": 24960.48, "text": " Alright, I also bought this thing. You see this? This rolls back time for a minute."}, {"start": 24960.48, "end": 24963.48, "text": " So if we ever lose a shitload of money, I could just reset us."}, {"start": 24963.48, "end": 24968.48, "text": " Okay, oh my god imagine this in a real casino this would be so cool."}, {"start": 24968.48, "end": 24971.48, "text": " No I have something that triples your last win."}, {"start": 24971.48, "end": 24973.48, "text": " Okay, wait, wait, everybody stay there."}, {"start": 24973.48, "end": 24975.48, "text": " Wait, come over here, come over here, come over here, come over here."}, {"start": 24975.48, "end": 24979.48, "text": " Alright, so I have the Time Warp and Dante has the Tripler."}, {"start": 24979.48, "end": 24980.48, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 24980.48, "end": 24982.48, "text": " Wait, put the Time Warp on the ground right now."}, {"start": 24982.48, "end": 24986.48, "text": " Okay, Ron pick up the vodka bottle."}, {"start": 24986.48, "end": 24990.48, "text": " Ron, drink this wine cause you have ample fat."}, {"start": 24990.48, "end": 24991.48, "text": " Don't drink it, don't drink it."}, {"start": 24991.48, "end": 24998.32, "text": " the ground in front of all of us now throw it like okay now rolls on come over here"}, {"start": 24998.32, "end": 24999.94, "text": " your max level of max level needs, right?"}, {"start": 24999.94, "end": 25000.88, "text": " Oh, Joe."}, {"start": 25000.88, "end": 25002.079999999998, "text": " Oh, Joe, you're currently in trouble."}, {"start": 25002.079999999998, "end": 25003.84, "text": " Now, let's go, quick, quick, quick, quick."}, {"start": 25003.84, "end": 25005.96, "text": " You gotta go and get a little max level."}, {"start": 25005.96, "end": 25007.239999999998, "text": " Your max level, ready?"}, {"start": 25007.239999999998, "end": 25008.76, "text": " Cheeseies, max level."}, {"start": 25008.76, "end": 25010.28, "text": " Joe, why do you sound like that?"}, {"start": 25010.28, "end": 25011.12, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 25013.42, "end": 25014.239999999998, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 25014.239999999998, "end": 25015.76, "text": " Right, just a 300!"}, {"start": 25018.52, "end": 25020.6, "text": " Joe, you sound like an idiot, Joe."}, {"start": 25020.6, "end": 25021.44, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 25022.72, "end": 25024.079999999998, "text": " I'm spitting, I'm spitting."}, {"start": 25024.079999999998, "end": 25025.079999999998, "text": " All right, okay, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 25025.079999999998, "end": 25026.1, "text": " Don't spit anymore, I don't,"}, {"start": 25026.1, "end": 25027.32, "text": " I can't see things like that."}, {"start": 25027.32, "end": 25029.32, "text": " Oh my god, 3S!"}, {"start": 25029.32, "end": 25031.32, "text": " That's so fucking big!"}, {"start": 25031.32, "end": 25033.32, "text": " That's so fucking big, brother!"}, {"start": 25033.32, "end": 25035.32, "text": " Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave!"}, {"start": 25035.32, "end": 25037.32, "text": " You're gonna stop playing!"}, {"start": 25037.32, "end": 25039.32, "text": " Leave, leave, leave, leave!"}, {"start": 25039.32, "end": 25041.32, "text": " Why are we gaming?"}, {"start": 25041.32, "end": 25043.32, "text": " 2S!"}, {"start": 25043.32, "end": 25045.32, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 25045.32, "end": 25047.32, "text": " Leave, everybody keep quiet!"}, {"start": 25047.32, "end": 25049.32, "text": " Alright, we're gambling."}, {"start": 25049.32, "end": 25051.32, "text": " Uh, contest?"}, {"start": 25051.32, "end": 25053.32, "text": " Wait guys, I just made a $600!"}, {"start": 25053.32, "end": 25055.32, "text": " dollars"}, {"start": 25067.36, "end": 25069.52, "text": " Wait, we need to do a duck races"}, {"start": 25083.32, "end": 25085.32, "text": " No"}, {"start": 25089.64, "end": 25091.14, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 25091.14, "end": 25094.8, "text": " You still have the triple way. No, I used that made us six hundred dollars with it"}, {"start": 25095.6, "end": 25099.38, "text": " Okay, watch this. Okay. Let's see. What name is speaking to you ferret?"}, {"start": 25104.88, "end": 25106.88, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 25106.88, "end": 25109.34, "text": " NO! NOOOOO!"}, {"start": 25110.88, "end": 25112.88, "text": " Wait, I just lost. Okay."}, {"start": 25112.88, "end": 25116.88, "text": " I think I'm right up, reset us fully. You see I'll be all zero again."}, {"start": 25116.88, "end": 25118.88, "text": " We'll be still at 1.6, guys."}, {"start": 25118.88, "end": 25120.88, "text": " Oh no, dude, Jarl's always a bad."}, {"start": 25120.88, "end": 25123.88, "text": " Guys, guys, guys, guys, we're gonna ensuicing all our money again!"}, {"start": 25124.88, "end": 25125.88, "text": " Jarl!"}, {"start": 25125.88, "end": 25126.88, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 25127.88, "end": 25130.88, "text": " Okay, we should definitely leave now. We're a two-brand company."}, {"start": 25130.88, "end": 25132.88, "text": " We gotta get one. Rock on, Rock. Where's Rock?"}, {"start": 25132.88, "end": 25134.88, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 25157.88, "end": 25159.88, "text": " Yes, yes"}, {"start": 25162.88, "end": 25164.88, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 25164.88, "end": 25166.88, "text": " got a fight"}, {"start": 25170.88, "end": 25172.88, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 25172.88, "end": 25174.88, "text": " what"}, {"start": 25174.88, "end": 25176.88, "text": " what the fuck just happened"}, {"start": 25176.88, "end": 25178.88, "text": " alright you know what"}, {"start": 25178.88, "end": 25180.88, "text": " the boys are winning i'm gambling"}, {"start": 25184.88, "end": 25186.88, "text": " beat the dealer without plastic swapping"}, {"start": 25188.88, "end": 25190.88, "text": " sounds easy enough"}, {"start": 25192.88, "end": 25196.84, "text": " You always hit hit hit hit again wait"}, {"start": 25198.440000000002, "end": 25200.440000000002, "text": " Trust me again, are we are you lose?"}, {"start": 25222.88, "end": 25230.8, "text": " Oh, only down 75 after that oh"}, {"start": 25238.04, "end": 25240.52, "text": " Fuck oh shit"}, {"start": 25244.32, "end": 25246.32, "text": " We gotta get away from there"}, {"start": 25252.88, "end": 25256.54, "text": " I get it 20 and he gets it 21 or we get it as all right"}, {"start": 25267.88, "end": 25270.4, "text": " No, did you have one number again in it?"}, {"start": 25272.16, "end": 25277.2, "text": " Wait wait run run wait, we can't understand you you need to speak more clearly"}, {"start": 25277.2, "end": 25284.2, "text": " Run, try to speak slower so we can understand you because you're muffled."}, {"start": 25307.2, "end": 25315.2, "text": " More than we took, yo, you got about all in, all in on Erloth, Erloth is dead, fuck these lads."}, {"start": 25315.2, "end": 25318.2, "text": " Wait, roll the dice and beat the odds."}, {"start": 25318.2, "end": 25321.2, "text": " In on 7 or 11, he's on 2-3 or 12."}, {"start": 25321.2, "end": 25323.2, "text": " That was decent, huh?"}, {"start": 25325.2, "end": 25327.2, "text": " 6?"}, {"start": 25332.2, "end": 25333.2, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 25333.2, "end": 25334.2, "text": " Alright, not bad."}, {"start": 25334.2, "end": 25336.2, "text": " And the day ends, okay."}, {"start": 25336.2, "end": 25338.2, "text": " In the day, I"}, {"start": 25338.2, "end": 25341.2, "text": " Wait, James, you're the two pieces of shit today, look"}, {"start": 25341.2, "end": 25345.2, "text": " I know, but dude, Ron had a rule that win, that's a good win for the boys"}, {"start": 25345.2, "end": 25347.2, "text": " Bro, he had two"}, {"start": 25347.2, "end": 25352.2, "text": " Ron, I just wanna say bro, I don't know if you can hear me or not, but good shit in there, kid"}, {"start": 25352.2, "end": 25354.2, "text": " Hey, is anyone in or not?"}, {"start": 25354.2, "end": 25359.2, "text": " We can hear you, but it sounds like you're being strangled to death, and there's nothing to suffocate"}, {"start": 25359.2, "end": 25361.2, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 25361.2, "end": 25363.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 25367.440000000002, "end": 25373.74, "text": " You run me $12,000 in one day holy shit wait, there's some money carry over now"}, {"start": 25374.24, "end": 25378.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, we should have like an excess of money and now we just roll all of our items into the next day"}, {"start": 25378.920000000002, "end": 25380.920000000002, "text": " Just shit. I like to see you"}, {"start": 25380.920000000002, "end": 25384.56, "text": " All right, wait, you know run we're gonna buy your mouth back double"}, {"start": 25386.12, "end": 25390.88, "text": " Yo, what'd you say? You're double the discord and game. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry"}, {"start": 25391.2, "end": 25399.16, "text": " Yo, can we all applaud Ron really quick hold it up. Wait, how do we do it? Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 25401.84, "end": 25404.440000000002, "text": " Everybody clap for Ron bro. I'm not clapping. I'm clapping"}, {"start": 25405.52, "end": 25408.72, "text": " Which inch you need to make that other side of your body clap for him now"}, {"start": 25408.72, "end": 25422.280000000002, "text": " Yeah, we were the two inching pieces of shit that game. We have to lock in the"}, {"start": 25422.28, "end": 25424.28, "text": " Yeah, well we're gonna do"}, {"start": 25424.28, "end": 25426.28, "text": " Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen"}, {"start": 25426.28, "end": 25430.28, "text": " Listen, so I bet $180 on one number"}, {"start": 25430.28, "end": 25431.28, "text": " Bang!"}, {"start": 25431.28, "end": 25433.28, "text": " Kid it, then I lost two times in a row"}, {"start": 25433.28, "end": 25434.28, "text": " And I was like, you know what?"}, {"start": 25434.28, "end": 25435.28, "text": " The fucking number 11"}, {"start": 25435.28, "end": 25436.28, "text": " Bang!"}, {"start": 25436.28, "end": 25437.28, "text": " Back to back!"}, {"start": 25437.28, "end": 25439.28, "text": " $12,000!"}, {"start": 25439.28, "end": 25440.28, "text": " Oh my god, I wanna go to..."}, {"start": 25440.28, "end": 25442.28, "text": " Here's my reaction to that information"}, {"start": 25442.28, "end": 25443.28, "text": " I wanna go to Vegas in real life"}, {"start": 25443.28, "end": 25444.28, "text": " Oh my god, this is so far"}, {"start": 25444.28, "end": 25447.28, "text": " Ron, here's my reaction to that information"}, {"start": 25449.28, "end": 25451.28, "text": " Oh wow, okay"}, {"start": 25451.28, "end": 25454.68, "text": " Wait, here's my reaction to you taking my fucking mouth fuck you"}, {"start": 25458.92, "end": 25463.219999999998, "text": " Wait Jin see since you're the guy that lost all the money now you lose your mouth"}, {"start": 25475.079999999998, "end": 25477.84, "text": " No, no, but Jin see Jin see you have to"}, {"start": 25481.28, "end": 25509.62, "text": " Oh my god, he's so cute wait what if they take"}, {"start": 25539.62, "end": 25541.62, "text": " I used to fast, hold on."}, {"start": 25542.62, "end": 25546.62, "text": " Okay, this literally looks like Joe is giving me missionaries and different shots."}, {"start": 25548.62, "end": 25549.62, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 25550.62, "end": 25553.62, "text": " Oh my fucking god, I took all crazy."}, {"start": 25554.62, "end": 25557.62, "text": " Wait, wait, Jyn, Jyn, see why you doing that bro?"}, {"start": 25558.62, "end": 25561.62, "text": " I'm not, do we gotta think? Well I can't move because I don't have legs."}, {"start": 25561.62, "end": 25562.62, "text": " Ooh, should we play chess?"}, {"start": 25562.62, "end": 25563.62, "text": " Okay, turn, turn, turn."}, {"start": 25565.62, "end": 25567.62, "text": " Chess, oh my god, oh my god."}, {"start": 25567.62, "end": 25569.62, "text": " uh"}, {"start": 25569.62, "end": 25572.62, "text": " Haruka opening, let me play this"}, {"start": 25572.62, "end": 25576.62, "text": " Checkers! Everybody knows Checkers is way more than the chest guy in retrieve"}, {"start": 25576.62, "end": 25579.62, "text": " Oh wait, I can't play it because I can't fucking move!"}, {"start": 25581.62, "end": 25583.62, "text": " Oh my god, you don't fuck it bro"}, {"start": 25583.62, "end": 25588.42, "text": " We're in the demo from the Biospond, the Biospond"}, {"start": 25590.62, "end": 25592.62, "text": " Welcome back bro"}, {"start": 25594.62, "end": 25596.62, "text": " You can walk bro, welcome back"}, {"start": 25596.62, "end": 25598.62, "text": " Thank you, bro. I'm back. Oh my god"}, {"start": 25601.219999999998, "end": 25604.02, "text": " We should buy shit from the shop now wait wait"}, {"start": 25604.66, "end": 25607.3, "text": " Can I can I invest this money into like some stuff?"}, {"start": 25611.34, "end": 25615.86, "text": " So what what you could do is you could invest in the stock market or you can put all of our winnings on"}, {"start": 25615.86, "end": 25620.76, "text": " No, I want to go buy a house and then raise the rent on a single mother, bro, so we could get on the money"}, {"start": 25620.760000000002, "end": 25628.88, "text": " During the holidays, yep during Christmas time. Yo guys if I take a picture of you while you're winning you get more money"}, {"start": 25628.88, "end": 25630.88, "text": " Look"}, {"start": 25630.88, "end": 25636.760000000002, "text": " It's really nice. I think she's really beautiful. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's over a family picture. Yeah, I got you"}, {"start": 25638.56, "end": 25640.56, "text": " Guys do a"}, {"start": 25641.4, "end": 25647.36, "text": " Because you only smoke we only smoke fast. Oh, yeah smoke. Oh, yeah, oh smoke or uh"}, {"start": 25647.36, "end": 25654.28, "text": " Okay, I got it. Wow, look at that cutesy you guys look. Oh, that's actually really good, bro. That's really nice"}, {"start": 25656.08, "end": 25660.5, "text": " Wait, Jynx, why do you have creep shots in that camera? I don't have"}, {"start": 25661.440000000002, "end": 25664.68, "text": " Dude, it's looking up a skirt. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 25667.28, "end": 25671.46, "text": " Card shark back in I used to be quite a card shark back in my days"}, {"start": 25673.16, "end": 25675.52, "text": " Hey poker, I barely even know her"}, {"start": 25677.36, "end": 25684.36, "text": " Yo, guys, can we maybe see if there's a way we can put them?"}, {"start": 25684.36, "end": 25687.36, "text": " Send it for a single..."}, {"start": 25687.36, "end": 25688.36, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 25688.36, "end": 25690.36, "text": " Okay, guys, I'm going to be honest."}, {"start": 25690.36, "end": 25692.36, "text": " You can use that on the most volatile thing."}, {"start": 25692.36, "end": 25695.36, "text": " So you can use that on like a high bet thing."}, {"start": 25695.36, "end": 25696.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 25696.36, "end": 25697.36, "text": " Tell me where to go."}, {"start": 25697.36, "end": 25698.36, "text": " Tell me where to go."}, {"start": 25698.36, "end": 25699.36, "text": " I want to do it."}, {"start": 25699.36, "end": 25701.36, "text": " Okay, guys, listen, we're all going to have to all in roulette"}, {"start": 25701.36, "end": 25703.36, "text": " because that's how Ron got all the money last time."}, {"start": 25703.36, "end": 25704.36, "text": " No, let me show you."}, {"start": 25704.36, "end": 25705.36, "text": " Let me show you."}, {"start": 25705.36, "end": 25706.36, "text": " Let me show you."}, {"start": 25706.36, "end": 25712.12, "text": " Come here, let me show you just me job. Okay, okay, you can get a 25 acts and you can bet"}, {"start": 25712.920000000002, "end": 25717.04, "text": " Okay, so what do I do? Okay, so I'm gonna do already the coin and hold it hold the coin on it"}, {"start": 25718.64, "end": 25720.64, "text": " Hold the coin on the calculator"}, {"start": 25722.56, "end": 25724.56, "text": " Okay, and then don't"}, {"start": 25726.2, "end": 25731.440000000002, "text": " What like 25 act oh shit"}, {"start": 25736.36, "end": 25737.8, "text": " What are you putting for?"}, {"start": 25737.8, "end": 25739.16, "text": " Oh, man, it's gone."}, {"start": 25739.16, "end": 25740.600000000002, "text": " Yo, Joe, listen, calm down."}, {"start": 25740.600000000002, "end": 25741.600000000002, "text": " You can't take that much for you."}, {"start": 25741.600000000002, "end": 25742.600000000002, "text": " Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 25742.600000000002, "end": 25743.8, "text": " I want to see it, I want to see it."}, {"start": 25743.8, "end": 25745.08, "text": " It's going to be a seven."}, {"start": 25745.08, "end": 25745.88, "text": " Everybody relax."}, {"start": 25745.88, "end": 25746.96, "text": " Hey, go away."}, {"start": 25746.96, "end": 25748.440000000002, "text": " Oh, my god!"}, {"start": 25748.440000000002, "end": 25749.440000000002, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 25749.440000000002, "end": 25750.600000000002, "text": " Wait, Jason, let me try."}, {"start": 25750.600000000002, "end": 25751.100000000002, "text": " Let me try."}, {"start": 25751.100000000002, "end": 25751.64, "text": " Move, move, move, move."}, {"start": 25751.64, "end": 25752.08, "text": " Let me try that."}, {"start": 25752.08, "end": 25752.58, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 25752.58, "end": 25753.68, "text": " You have good luck."}, {"start": 25753.68, "end": 25754.72, "text": " OK, all in."}, {"start": 25754.72, "end": 25756.16, "text": " Play."}, {"start": 25756.16, "end": 25757.16, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 25757.16, "end": 25757.66, "text": " Hit."}, {"start": 25757.66, "end": 25758.4, "text": " I'm going to double that."}, {"start": 25758.4, "end": 25758.96, "text": " I think I doubled that."}, {"start": 25758.96, "end": 25759.56, "text": " I think I doubled that."}, {"start": 25759.56, "end": 25760.12, "text": " I think I doubled it."}, {"start": 25760.12, "end": 25765.12, "text": " I think I double it. It's an 8 against an 8. Or 9 against an 8. What do I do here?"}, {"start": 25765.12, "end": 25766.12, "text": " Just hit! Just hit!"}, {"start": 25766.12, "end": 25769.12, "text": " No, but imagine if it's an ace. It might be an ace. You sure?"}, {"start": 25769.12, "end": 25770.12, "text": " It's not going to be an ace."}, {"start": 25770.12, "end": 25772.12, "text": " Ooh, did I hit? Did I hit? Did I hit?"}, {"start": 25772.12, "end": 25774.12, "text": " Yeah, I hit. You have to."}, {"start": 25774.12, "end": 25777.12, "text": " Oh! Wait, double it now! Double it!"}, {"start": 25777.12, "end": 25779.12, "text": " Why would you double it?"}, {"start": 25779.12, "end": 25780.12, "text": " I'm standing."}, {"start": 25780.12, "end": 25781.12, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 25781.12, "end": 25782.12, "text": " Yes! Nice."}, {"start": 25782.12, "end": 25784.12, "text": " Nice. Okay, let me try."}, {"start": 25784.12, "end": 25785.12, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 25785.12, "end": 25787.12, "text": " I'm going to spam the double button."}, {"start": 25787.12, "end": 25789.12, "text": " I'm going to double it out. Oh my god. Oh my god."}, {"start": 25789.12, "end": 25793.12, "text": " What the fuck do I do with 15?"}, {"start": 25793.12, "end": 25799.12, "text": " It's a push. No, come on. 7, 17, I'm gonna stand."}, {"start": 25799.12, "end": 25802.12, "text": " 19, oh my god."}, {"start": 25802.12, "end": 25803.12, "text": " Stand?"}, {"start": 25803.12, "end": 25805.12, "text": " Oh no, that's sick in my stomach. Hold on."}, {"start": 25805.12, "end": 25810.12, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god."}, {"start": 25810.12, "end": 25816.12, "text": " Wait, how the fuck did I just make 20 grand?"}, {"start": 25816.12, "end": 25819.219999999998, "text": " Oh my god, okay, so I'm gonna send"}, {"start": 25825.76, "end": 25828.8, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, but how'd you make 40 grand?"}, {"start": 25829.2, "end": 25833.84, "text": " Well, look what that's ready. That's ready. Look at it ready. I'm gonna hit it. I've got to hit a black tag"}, {"start": 25835.32, "end": 25841.14, "text": " Please oh, I'm sick. Oh, I'm sick to my stomach. No, it's fine. I'll do it too. So we have double the chances"}, {"start": 25846.12, "end": 25849.12, "text": " Oh, this is fun. This is fun."}, {"start": 25853.12, "end": 25856.12, "text": " Oh, wait, this is easy as fuck."}, {"start": 25863.12, "end": 25866.12, "text": " Bro! Bro, I'm getting rich!"}, {"start": 25868.12, "end": 25870.12, "text": " Yeah, what's up?"}, {"start": 25870.12, "end": 25875.12, "text": " I am not dead."}, {"start": 25875.12, "end": 25876.12, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 25876.12, "end": 25877.12, "text": " Hey bro."}, {"start": 25877.12, "end": 25879.12, "text": " Give me a favor and uh..."}, {"start": 25879.12, "end": 25882.12, "text": " Can you tell me where you've been the last 3 minutes?"}, {"start": 25882.12, "end": 25884.12, "text": " How are you $14,000 in the whole-"}, {"start": 25884.12, "end": 25886.12, "text": " No, listen, I'm telling you it's a bug."}, {"start": 25886.12, "end": 25888.12, "text": " I'm up like 50 grand, just trust me."}, {"start": 25888.12, "end": 25891.12, "text": " Yeah, maybe you're up 50 grand in your shed?"}, {"start": 25891.12, "end": 25893.12, "text": " Yo bro, you're literally into the fuck out of this-"}, {"start": 25893.12, "end": 25896.12, "text": " Jeezy, just trust me bro, just check this out."}, {"start": 25896.12, "end": 25899.12, "text": " Bro, when you're down 14k, go home!"}, {"start": 25899.12, "end": 25903.78, "text": " I'm not down bro. I'm literally winning it. Just has him like concluded the bets yet"}, {"start": 25904.719999999998, "end": 25906.719999999998, "text": " Okay, let's see"}, {"start": 25915.239999999998, "end": 25917.239999999998, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 25917.24, "end": 25919.24, "text": " Do not spin slots whatever"}, {"start": 25923.88, "end": 25929.960000000003, "text": " Yo, yeah, yeah, we were spinning slots right just press four spots at the same time"}, {"start": 25930.120000000003, "end": 25935.600000000002, "text": " Okay, yeah, yeah, that's my bad. I thought I had it. I'll go on something else now"}, {"start": 25938.800000000003, "end": 25945.440000000002, "text": " It was always job it it was always job it it was always job it"}, {"start": 25947.24, "end": 25948.760000000002, "text": " No, it's fine. I'm the greatest game ever."}, {"start": 25948.760000000002, "end": 25949.4, "text": " Oh my god, wait!"}, {"start": 25950.120000000003, "end": 25952.120000000003, "text": " WHAAAAAT?!"}, {"start": 25952.120000000003, "end": 25954.120000000003, "text": " You got it back. I'm Farooq."}, {"start": 25954.440000000002, "end": 25955.320000000003, "text": " Now Farooq."}, {"start": 25955.320000000003, "end": 25956.36, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 25957.24, "end": 25958.36, "text": " Farooq wins."}, {"start": 25959.16, "end": 25961.16, "text": " Oh, he's just so ahead."}, {"start": 25961.16, "end": 25963.16, "text": " OH MY GOD!"}, {"start": 25963.16, "end": 25964.68, "text": " Okay, Jojo, you're actually like..."}, {"start": 25964.68, "end": 25966.52, "text": " Okay, I'm just gonna switch from hostage to hostage."}, {"start": 25966.52, "end": 25967.16, "text": " I'm in!"}, {"start": 25967.56, "end": 25968.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna play Blackjack."}, {"start": 25968.920000000002, "end": 25969.420000000002, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 25969.420000000002, "end": 25970.52, "text": " Because Blackjack is..."}, {"start": 25971.800000000003, "end": 25972.68, "text": " 30 seconds."}, {"start": 25976.2, "end": 25977.08, "text": " Hold on a second."}, {"start": 25977.08, "end": 25989.4, "text": " Oh wait, bro, I'm losing, I'm losing all the money, or I'm a fucking piece of shit."}, {"start": 25989.4, "end": 25994.440000000002, "text": " Please don't laugh, please don't laugh."}, {"start": 25994.440000000002, "end": 25995.440000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 25995.440000000002, "end": 25996.440000000002, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 25996.440000000002, "end": 25997.440000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 25997.440000000002, "end": 25998.440000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 25998.440000000002, "end": 25999.440000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 25999.440000000002, "end": 26000.440000000002, "text": " Bro, the axe is on you."}, {"start": 26000.440000000002, "end": 26001.440000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 26001.440000000002, "end": 26002.440000000002, "text": " Right at the end of the day."}, {"start": 26002.440000000002, "end": 26003.440000000002, "text": " So, here's what we're gonna do."}, {"start": 26003.440000000002, "end": 26005.440000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26012.72, "end": 26014.72, "text": " It's a visual bug"}, {"start": 26019.600000000002, "end": 26022.600000000002, "text": " You just lost a fucking salary in five minutes"}, {"start": 26026.840000000004, "end": 26030.520000000004, "text": " No, it's fine when we still get to next day like I'm telling you guys"}, {"start": 26030.52, "end": 26036.48, "text": " No, I was tanking the losses so you guys could win. I'm like Jesus"}, {"start": 26042.920000000002, "end": 26044.920000000002, "text": " Because you lost $38,000"}, {"start": 26045.64, "end": 26051.24, "text": " Shit, and I told you to stop gambling after $13,000 and you continue gambling anyways and least of all you play fucking slot machines"}, {"start": 26051.28, "end": 26053.28, "text": " Now you're going into the grinder. No"}, {"start": 26053.8, "end": 26055.8, "text": " No"}, {"start": 26055.8, "end": 26058.2, "text": " We're not talking about the app for men, dude. Come on"}, {"start": 26059.04, "end": 26061.88, "text": " No, guys, I do not want to go in the grinder, please"}, {"start": 26062.32, "end": 26064.32, "text": " We're gonna carry around"}, {"start": 26064.32, "end": 26067.559999999998, "text": " So got this clearly you're not profitable in this casino right now"}, {"start": 26067.559999999998, "end": 26070.239999999998, "text": " So we're just gonna sell your entire body and not really to make profit"}, {"start": 26071.04, "end": 26074.079999999998, "text": " No, bro, I swear. I was just getting unlucky"}, {"start": 26077.76, "end": 26082.719999999998, "text": " Be it look it's because all the luck that you guys were getting I was just getting the unlucky"}, {"start": 26082.72, "end": 26085.84, "text": " Like I was the only down 28k max like"}, {"start": 26087.280000000002, "end": 26091.9, "text": " That's you're making me stressy now now. I have to eat chips you can see oh no get your lettuce for your lettuce"}, {"start": 26096.24, "end": 26100.64, "text": " 21 they had people who were designated spotters who would make the table get pulled"}, {"start": 26100.88, "end": 26107.260000000002, "text": " Maybe don't that was actually cooling down the table so then we could come in and play hot. Yes. Yes. I'm telling you"}, {"start": 26112.72, "end": 26114.72, "text": " plot machine after we won."}, {"start": 26114.72, "end": 26116.72, "text": " Okay, but guys, like, let's be real,"}, {"start": 26116.72, "end": 26118.72, "text": " it's forty thousand really that much?"}, {"start": 26118.72, "end": 26120.72, "text": " Like, it's not that bad."}, {"start": 26120.72, "end": 26122.72, "text": " That's like a sponsor stream, we're good."}, {"start": 26122.72, "end": 26123.72, "text": " Come on, let's give you a buzz."}, {"start": 26123.72, "end": 26124.72, "text": " Uh, well, I don't know."}, {"start": 26124.72, "end": 26127.72, "text": " Dante, if you didn't lose thirty seven thousand dollars,"}, {"start": 26127.72, "end": 26129.72, "text": " we would've made so much fucking money, bro."}, {"start": 26129.72, "end": 26131.72, "text": " Okay, Jenci, I don't know why you're talking, bro,"}, {"start": 26131.72, "end": 26133.72, "text": " you only made four grand!"}, {"start": 26133.72, "end": 26135.72, "text": " Dante, Dante, Dante, Dante, come here."}, {"start": 26135.72, "end": 26137.72, "text": " Yeah, Dante, the keyword may"}, {"start": 26137.72, "end": 26139.72, "text": " change money."}, {"start": 26139.72, "end": 26141.72, "text": " Dante, I'm gonna bless you, so when you go into the casino,"}, {"start": 26141.72, "end": 26143.72, "text": " You know you're guaranteed to win okay. I'm ready"}, {"start": 26147.84, "end": 26152.2, "text": " You're good. Okay. Wait, I need to like some kind of ritual dance. Yeah"}, {"start": 26155.0, "end": 26160.66, "text": " Okay, and just this hug it is okay. I'm gonna put my hands in the yard don't get too close to me"}, {"start": 26160.66, "end": 26164.36, "text": " Okay, okay, you're good. Yep. That's all you need to do is all you just touch that wall"}, {"start": 26164.36, "end": 26168.88, "text": " You're good. Okay. Now you're you're blessed forever. You're blessed forever. Okay. Okay. We're good"}, {"start": 26168.88, "end": 26170.88, "text": " What the fuck!"}, {"start": 26170.88, "end": 26172.88, "text": " Jynxy, Jynxy, no!"}, {"start": 26172.88, "end": 26174.88, "text": " Jynxy put the gun down!"}, {"start": 26174.88, "end": 26176.88, "text": " Jynxy put the gun down!"}, {"start": 26176.88, "end": 26178.88, "text": " Jynxy put the gun down!"}, {"start": 26178.88, "end": 26180.88, "text": " Jynxy, Jynxy, Jynxy, Jynxy, listen!"}, {"start": 26180.88, "end": 26182.88, "text": " Jynxy, wait, wait, wait, hold on!"}, {"start": 26182.88, "end": 26184.88, "text": " Jynxy, I'd rather lose 40,000 and make an impact,"}, {"start": 26184.88, "end": 26186.88, "text": " then only go down 10 grand and not be impactful."}, {"start": 26186.88, "end": 26188.88, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 26188.88, "end": 26190.88, "text": " Yeah, you impact the game."}, {"start": 26190.88, "end": 26192.88, "text": " You impact the game."}, {"start": 26192.88, "end": 26194.88, "text": " You impact the game."}, {"start": 26194.88, "end": 26196.88, "text": " You impact the game."}, {"start": 26196.88, "end": 26200.88, "text": " Yeah, you impassively destroyed our casino night."}, {"start": 26200.88, "end": 26203.88, "text": " Bro, it was not that bad!"}, {"start": 26203.88, "end": 26205.88, "text": " Yeah, check it's on profit."}, {"start": 26205.88, "end": 26208.88, "text": " Okay guys, can we slice Dante's head off?"}, {"start": 26208.88, "end": 26210.88, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 26210.88, "end": 26215.88, "text": " I just want us like 40 bands in two days and nobody here is gonna say I'm voted."}, {"start": 26215.88, "end": 26216.88, "text": " Like, come on."}, {"start": 26216.88, "end": 26219.88, "text": " Well, uh, you are, you are voted."}, {"start": 26219.88, "end": 26220.88, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 26220.88, "end": 26222.88, "text": " Jason, get away from me, bro!"}, {"start": 26222.88, "end": 26224.88, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, am I-"}, {"start": 26224.88, "end": 26227.88, "text": " Magnet stop kidding me with these fucking bats!"}, {"start": 26227.88, "end": 26229.88, "text": " Wait, they're doing shit, right?"}, {"start": 26229.88, "end": 26231.88, "text": " Dude, put your gun away!"}, {"start": 26231.88, "end": 26234.88, "text": " Wait, Joe, my gun is gone!"}, {"start": 26234.88, "end": 26239.88, "text": " Oh my god, say oh god!"}, {"start": 26239.88, "end": 26241.88, "text": " I'm serious."}, {"start": 26241.88, "end": 26246.88, "text": " Alright, yeah, let's get in. I don't think we should cut off his body because today we need everybody to gamble."}, {"start": 26246.88, "end": 26249.88, "text": " Uh, yeah, everyone besides..."}, {"start": 26249.88, "end": 26251.88, "text": " Yo bro, plus 40k!"}, {"start": 26251.88, "end": 26256.100000000002, "text": " Dude, do you even see, I swear it's a visual bug bro, it wasn't that bad."}, {"start": 26257.52, "end": 26258.82, "text": " Oh, it's a visual bug over there."}, {"start": 26258.82, "end": 26259.32, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 26260.82, "end": 26263.32, "text": " Yo, I don't know, someone hit me with a bad thing, gun."}, {"start": 26264.66, "end": 26265.86, "text": " Yeah, it might be gone."}, {"start": 26267.100000000002, "end": 26268.3, "text": " You need to buy it though."}, {"start": 26270.920000000002, "end": 26275.7, "text": " I will say it's not a visual bug, but if you break even on a bat, it counts as a loss."}, {"start": 26276.960000000003, "end": 26278.18, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 26278.54, "end": 26279.04, "text": " True."}, {"start": 26279.04, "end": 26283.8, "text": " Yeah, so that's what would happen to me then wait poker"}, {"start": 26285.64, "end": 26293.74, "text": " That's as you didn't get a visual bug you just fucking son again. Oh my god. Wait Jinxie wait guys if you hold shift you can run"}, {"start": 26295.0, "end": 26300.96, "text": " But that you got it. All right, come on. Everybody stand near me or somebody pick that up. Come here. Don't use it yet"}, {"start": 26300.96, "end": 26301.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 26304.46, "end": 26305.46, "text": " Wait, come here."}, {"start": 26305.46, "end": 26307.46, "text": " Wait, can y'all hear me or am I just annoying?"}, {"start": 26307.46, "end": 26308.46, "text": " Yeah, I can hear you."}, {"start": 26308.46, "end": 26308.96, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 26308.96, "end": 26310.46, "text": " We're gonna all do the wheel thing again."}, {"start": 26310.46, "end": 26313.46, "text": " Can everyone get drunk before we spin the wheel?"}, {"start": 26313.46, "end": 26314.46, "text": " Are you kidding me? Can you use this?"}, {"start": 26314.46, "end": 26315.46, "text": " I don't want to fuck it up."}, {"start": 26315.46, "end": 26315.96, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 26315.96, "end": 26316.46, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 26316.46, "end": 26317.46, "text": " Guys, listen."}, {"start": 26317.46, "end": 26317.96, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 26317.96, "end": 26318.46, "text": " Don't do that."}, {"start": 26318.46, "end": 26319.46, "text": " Before you do it, what is this?"}, {"start": 26319.46, "end": 26320.46, "text": " What is this item I have?"}, {"start": 26320.46, "end": 26321.46, "text": " Just drop it right now."}, {"start": 26321.46, "end": 26323.46, "text": " That's for like getting money back if you lose."}, {"start": 26323.46, "end": 26324.46, "text": " Okay, what about this?"}, {"start": 26324.46, "end": 26325.46, "text": " The Holy Statue."}, {"start": 26325.46, "end": 26326.46, "text": " The Holy Statue?"}, {"start": 26326.46, "end": 26327.46, "text": " The Holy Statue?"}, {"start": 26327.46, "end": 26331.02, "text": " This has to stand in the middle here and hold it while we spin the wheel."}, {"start": 26331.02, "end": 26332.3, "text": " Okay, Gen C, you do it!"}, {"start": 26332.94, "end": 26333.44, "text": " Sonyan."}, {"start": 26333.44, "end": 26334.16, "text": " That's the sonyan."}, {"start": 26334.16, "end": 26337.559999999998, "text": " Joe's gonna make us all drunk and we're all gonna do the max battle on the wheel of fortune."}, {"start": 26337.559999999998, "end": 26339.399999999998, "text": " All, all the people I know are in the world."}, {"start": 26339.399999999998, "end": 26341.8, "text": " Joe, give me Joe, give me Joe, give me Joe, give me Joe!"}, {"start": 26342.8, "end": 26346.14, "text": " Oh my god, Joe, my mouth is so blood!"}, {"start": 26346.579999999998, "end": 26347.879999999997, "text": " Joe, my mouth is so blood!"}, {"start": 26347.879999999997, "end": 26350.28, "text": " Joe, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it, spin it!"}, {"start": 26350.64, "end": 26352.16, "text": " Why do Joe sound like that?"}, {"start": 26352.16, "end": 26353.32, "text": " I'm supposed to wait!"}, {"start": 26353.32, "end": 26356.12, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 26356.12, "end": 26358.12, "text": " boy it's 50 grand"}, {"start": 26358.12, "end": 26360.12, "text": " nooo"}, {"start": 26360.12, "end": 26362.12, "text": " lets fucking go guys"}, {"start": 26362.12, "end": 26364.12, "text": " alright we should leave now"}, {"start": 26364.12, "end": 26366.12, "text": " we should actually just leave now"}, {"start": 26366.12, "end": 26368.12, "text": " wait oh god"}, {"start": 26368.12, "end": 26370.12, "text": " wait wait wait"}, {"start": 26370.12, "end": 26372.12, "text": " can i do one hand"}, {"start": 26372.12, "end": 26374.12, "text": " jingxi"}, {"start": 26374.12, "end": 26376.12, "text": " jingxi"}, {"start": 26376.12, "end": 26378.12, "text": " oh no"}, {"start": 26378.12, "end": 26380.12, "text": " oh no"}, {"start": 26380.12, "end": 26382.12, "text": " oh no"}, {"start": 26382.12, "end": 26384.12, "text": " please"}, {"start": 26384.12, "end": 26385.079999999998, "text": " Oh, come on!"}, {"start": 26385.079999999998, "end": 26385.579999999998, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 26386.239999999998, "end": 26387.739999999998, "text": " Joe, I'm leaving right after this big, though."}, {"start": 26387.739999999998, "end": 26388.239999999998, "text": " You're just locked!"}, {"start": 26388.239999999998, "end": 26388.739999999998, "text": " What are you doing?!"}, {"start": 26388.739999999998, "end": 26389.239999999998, "text": " I-"}, {"start": 26389.239999999998, "end": 26389.739999999998, "text": " Hehehe."}, {"start": 26389.739999999998, "end": 26391.239999999998, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 26391.239999999998, "end": 26392.239999999998, "text": " Last one."}, {"start": 26392.239999999998, "end": 26392.739999999998, "text": " Alright, use the energy."}, {"start": 26392.739999999998, "end": 26393.239999999998, "text": " We're not-"}, {"start": 26393.239999999998, "end": 26393.739999999998, "text": " He last-"}, {"start": 26393.739999999998, "end": 26394.239999999998, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 26394.239999999998, "end": 26394.739999999998, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 26394.739999999998, "end": 26395.239999999998, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 26395.239999999998, "end": 26395.739999999998, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 26395.739999999998, "end": 26396.239999999998, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 26396.239999999998, "end": 26396.739999999998, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 26396.739999999998, "end": 26397.239999999998, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 26397.239999999998, "end": 26397.739999999998, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 26397.739999999998, "end": 26398.239999999998, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 26398.239999999998, "end": 26398.739999999998, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 26398.739999999998, "end": 26399.239999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26399.239999999998, "end": 26399.739999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26399.739999999998, "end": 26400.239999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26400.239999999998, "end": 26400.739999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26400.739999999998, "end": 26401.239999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26401.239999999998, "end": 26401.739999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26401.739999999998, "end": 26402.239999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26402.239999999998, "end": 26402.739999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26402.739999999998, "end": 26403.239999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26403.239999999998, "end": 26403.739999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26403.739999999998, "end": 26404.239999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26404.239999999998, "end": 26404.739999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26404.739999999998, "end": 26405.239999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26405.239999999998, "end": 26405.739999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26405.739999999998, "end": 26406.239999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26406.239999999998, "end": 26406.739999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26406.739999999998, "end": 26407.239999999998, "text": " I'm not!"}, {"start": 26407.24, "end": 26409.440000000002, "text": " I'm 64 grand, but I gotta thank you"}, {"start": 26421.72, "end": 26423.72, "text": " I'm sick to my stomach they have magnets"}, {"start": 26423.72, "end": 26427.54, "text": " Oh, no, I'm sick to my stomach. Oh my god. I'm sick to my stomach. They have magnets"}, {"start": 26430.24, "end": 26432.24, "text": " No"}, {"start": 26437.24, "end": 26438.440000000002, "text": " Wait, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 26438.440000000002, "end": 26440.940000000002, "text": " Wait, how did I just win $30,000?"}, {"start": 26442.54, "end": 26444.54, "text": " Bro, I need to be hitting these slots."}, {"start": 26448.04, "end": 26451.54, "text": " Ron, Ron, we need to hit these slots, but I made 50 grand off this shit."}, {"start": 26452.940000000002, "end": 26454.74, "text": " I swear to God, I swear to God."}, {"start": 26454.74, "end": 26456.24, "text": " Hit the slots, hit the slots."}, {"start": 26457.54, "end": 26460.74, "text": " Okay, Ron, I'll take these two, I'll take these two, you take the other two, go."}, {"start": 26467.24, "end": 26492.16, "text": " Holy fuck, now I know how trainwrecks feels."}, {"start": 26492.16, "end": 26494.16, "text": " I need to go crazy on the slots."}, {"start": 26505.56, "end": 26509.56, "text": " Bro, why am I only up 25 grand right now? Are we fucking serious?"}, {"start": 26511.86, "end": 26514.86, "text": " NO, I NEED A FUCKING MATCH WIN!!!"}, {"start": 26522.16, "end": 26524.16, "text": " Oh, no, I'm- oh wait."}, {"start": 26529.4, "end": 26532.7, "text": " You're making more off the wheels? Okay, let's go back to the wheels, son."}, {"start": 26540.36, "end": 26542.92, "text": " Oh, no. Oh, no."}, {"start": 26545.24, "end": 26547.96, "text": " Wait. Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 26549.56, "end": 26551.56, "text": " Ron?"}, {"start": 26552.16, "end": 26554.16, "text": " JINSEE NEED A KILL RUN!"}, {"start": 26554.16, "end": 26556.16, "text": " JINSEE NEED A FUCKING KILL RUN!"}, {"start": 26574.16, "end": 26579.16, "text": " Okay, okay, I'm not betting anymore, I'm not betting anymore."}, {"start": 26582.16, "end": 26593.28, "text": " If you double you're"}, {"start": 26596.079999999998, "end": 26598.079999999998, "text": " Stand stand stand"}, {"start": 26604.92, "end": 26606.76, "text": " Yo run"}, {"start": 26606.76, "end": 26611.12, "text": " So what happened in there, bro? You lost one hundred dollars"}, {"start": 26611.12, "end": 26616.719999999998, "text": " Nope, don't hide in the corner. Ron, come out and face us, bro. What happened in there, Ron?"}, {"start": 26618.32, "end": 26626.26, "text": " All right, I'll be honest with you, bro. I was watching my favorite streamer train. He was spinning, bro, spinning, spinning, spinning."}, {"start": 26626.46, "end": 26632.64, "text": " Bro, he kept losing and then he won some and then he lost and then he won some and he was like, oh, this is I'm sick to my stomach."}, {"start": 26632.64, "end": 26638.94, "text": " So I was like, bro, I want to try this. So I got on the machine. I gave it a go, bro. I lost one. I was like, okay,"}, {"start": 26638.940000000002, "end": 26643.980000000003, "text": " I'm sick to my stomach. I got it. I was role-playing and then all of a sudden, bro"}, {"start": 26643.980000000003, "end": 26647.520000000004, "text": " I started losing losing losing. I'm pretty sure it was a seed problem, bro"}, {"start": 26647.520000000004, "end": 26650.460000000003, "text": " So I got to try again tomorrow. I think it was my seed and then"}, {"start": 26656.86, "end": 26659.9, "text": " Run because you're the biggest loser, you know what that means"}, {"start": 26661.940000000002, "end": 26666.140000000003, "text": " So you guys love that so you guys don't do that to Don test what you're gonna do to me"}, {"start": 26668.940000000002, "end": 26673.74, "text": " Run, run, run, think about it, you have to lose weight so if you're the biggest loser it's a good thing."}, {"start": 26674.24, "end": 26676.24, "text": " I'm six on my fucking stomach man."}, {"start": 26676.24, "end": 26678.24, "text": " Can we just throw both of them in the face?"}, {"start": 26678.940000000002, "end": 26682.54, "text": " What the fuck did I do bro? I was up on the day!"}, {"start": 26682.840000000004, "end": 26685.74, "text": " Oh I don't know Don says you lit 40 grand on fire?"}, {"start": 26685.74, "end": 26689.74, "text": " Okay but that was because of Ron, like I thought Ron was gonna lose us everything."}, {"start": 26689.74, "end": 26692.04, "text": " So, yo guys, let me say something real quick."}, {"start": 26692.440000000002, "end": 26695.24, "text": " Okay, guys, let me say something real quick."}, {"start": 26695.24, "end": 26699.460000000003, "text": " It's cool that you're gonna lose money gambling, that's fine, it happens."}, {"start": 26699.460000000003, "end": 26704.760000000002, "text": " Yo, Ron, doubling on 15 is literally griefing, you're griefing the money."}, {"start": 26704.760000000002, "end": 26707.38, "text": " And he didn't even turn us to hands, so he just lost the money."}, {"start": 26707.38, "end": 26709.300000000003, "text": " I'll get that, I'll get that, whatever, no one."}, {"start": 26709.300000000003, "end": 26712.02, "text": " Hey, Ron, if you gamble and lose, cool, it happens."}, {"start": 26712.02, "end": 26714.820000000003, "text": " Bro, doubling on 15, you're gonna get alone, fucking."}, {"start": 26714.820000000003, "end": 26716.820000000003, "text": " Can I get alone or no? Can I get alone?"}, {"start": 26716.820000000003, "end": 26718.58, "text": " Mi-ha, no."}, {"start": 26718.58, "end": 26720.820000000003, "text": " No, I'll give you a back, I'll give you a back in triple, don't believe me."}, {"start": 26720.82, "end": 26722.82, "text": " I'm up 40k on the day!"}, {"start": 26750.82, "end": 26755.079999999998, "text": " Okay, that's that's a rare. That was rare. Okay guys. What do we buy?"}, {"start": 26755.739999999998, "end": 26760.82, "text": " No, we got about this book's crazy. Look decreases our loss amount by 25% every time you know"}, {"start": 26761.54, "end": 26766.06, "text": " It's a night. We have to make a hundred K. We should do we should do the vodka thing again"}, {"start": 26766.06, "end": 26770.82, "text": " We should do vodka and gas we can't go to the casino without Smyrna. All right. Oh, yeah, listen"}, {"start": 26771.62, "end": 26776.78, "text": " Today we need to make 100k rock if I see you double on 15"}, {"start": 26776.78, "end": 26778.78, "text": " I'm gonna shoot you in the head with the jossie"}, {"start": 26779.18, "end": 26781.18, "text": " There's gonna be different games today"}, {"start": 26781.42, "end": 26787.14, "text": " That we've never played but I think there's always blackjack joke wait throw that in there how many check oh"}, {"start": 26788.94, "end": 26794.62, "text": " We got a sacrifice. Yo, can one of you give up an eye wait what what happens if we give up an eye"}, {"start": 26798.86, "end": 26800.86, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 26806.78, "end": 26808.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26808.78, "end": 26815.46, "text": " Okay, but my dad used to beat me when I gambled bro, please bro, and he but he was a it was a gambler, bro"}, {"start": 26815.46, "end": 26820.539999999997, "text": " Please oh, please bro. I just want to prove to you. I'm a good gambler, bro"}, {"start": 26820.539999999997, "end": 26824.739999999998, "text": " Please oh my dad used to beat me when he gambled"}, {"start": 26836.78, "end": 26838.78, "text": " It's the God-summoning god, you know what I'm doing!"}, {"start": 26838.78, "end": 26839.78, "text": " Well, I didn't go to the-"}, {"start": 26839.78, "end": 26841.78, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"}, {"start": 26841.78, "end": 26842.78, "text": " I know we're fine, we're fine."}, {"start": 26842.78, "end": 26843.78, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 26843.78, "end": 26844.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 26844.78, "end": 26845.78, "text": " Now, Ron, Ron, listen."}, {"start": 26845.78, "end": 26849.78, "text": " In life, bro, when you love something, you have to let it go, okay?"}, {"start": 26849.78, "end": 26850.78, "text": " In this case-"}, {"start": 26850.78, "end": 26852.78, "text": " So you want me to let go all of our money!"}, {"start": 26852.78, "end": 26854.78, "text": " You're the worst gambler in the team."}, {"start": 26854.78, "end": 26855.78, "text": " You need to be here now."}, {"start": 26855.78, "end": 26856.78, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 26856.78, "end": 26857.78, "text": " Stop gambling."}, {"start": 26857.78, "end": 26858.78, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 26858.78, "end": 26859.78, "text": " All right, fine."}, {"start": 26859.78, "end": 26861.78, "text": " Guess not, I'm not gonna gamble at all."}, {"start": 26861.78, "end": 26862.78, "text": " I'm not gonna gamble at all."}, {"start": 26862.78, "end": 26871.62, "text": " You guys I'm gonna say is I want 50 K on the slots we got to hit the slots"}, {"start": 26876.18, "end": 26878.18, "text": " Interext flow right there what the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 26880.46, "end": 26882.46, "text": " Okay, I don't even know"}, {"start": 26892.78, "end": 26893.899999999998, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, I'm kidding."}, {"start": 26893.899999999998, "end": 26895.399999999998, "text": " No Joe, wait, wait, no Joe."}, {"start": 26895.399999999998, "end": 26897.399999999998, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 26897.399999999998, "end": 26898.399999999998, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 26898.399999999998, "end": 26899.399999999998, "text": " We're gonna push on the side."}, {"start": 26899.399999999998, "end": 26900.399999999998, "text": " We're gonna push on the side."}, {"start": 26900.399999999998, "end": 26902.399999999998, "text": " Brown, do not mud it, bro."}, {"start": 26902.399999999998, "end": 26904.399999999998, "text": " Alright, you know what?"}, {"start": 26904.399999999998, "end": 26905.399999999998, "text": " I'm gonna do it."}, {"start": 26905.399999999998, "end": 26906.399999999998, "text": " This is me."}, {"start": 26906.399999999998, "end": 26907.399999999998, "text": " I'm gonna put it to myself."}, {"start": 26907.399999999998, "end": 26909.399999999998, "text": " Wait, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 26909.399999999998, "end": 26910.399999999998, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 26910.399999999998, "end": 26912.399999999998, "text": " No, stop spinning slots."}, {"start": 26912.399999999998, "end": 26914.399999999998, "text": " These are 5k."}, {"start": 26914.399999999998, "end": 26916.399999999998, "text": " I can't help my bad, my bad."}, {"start": 26916.399999999998, "end": 26918.399999999998, "text": " We're not having it again."}, {"start": 26918.399999999998, "end": 26920.399999999998, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 26920.4, "end": 26922.4, "text": " Oh my god, he's already lost count."}, {"start": 26922.4, "end": 26924.4, "text": " Okay, Jax, let me get one head. Jax, let me get one head with you."}, {"start": 26924.4, "end": 26927.4, "text": " Yo, guys, how do I sound right now?"}, {"start": 26927.4, "end": 26929.4, "text": " What? Why is your voice like that?"}, {"start": 26929.4, "end": 26931.4, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, Jax, you're 30 points!"}, {"start": 26931.4, "end": 26933.4, "text": " Let me walk in, please, please."}, {"start": 26933.4, "end": 26935.4, "text": " Well, I can't even see the buttons, but I'll..."}, {"start": 26935.4, "end": 26938.4, "text": " Where's the other item that we have?"}, {"start": 26938.4, "end": 26939.4, "text": " Oh no, it's not 30 grand."}, {"start": 26939.4, "end": 26940.4, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 26940.4, "end": 26941.4, "text": " Jax, we can go to 30 grand."}, {"start": 26941.4, "end": 26943.4, "text": " I think you stand on to..."}, {"start": 26943.4, "end": 26944.4, "text": " Stand, stand, stand, stand."}, {"start": 26944.4, "end": 26945.4, "text": " You're on a five."}, {"start": 26945.4, "end": 26947.4, "text": " Oh no, oh no."}, {"start": 26947.4, "end": 26949.4, "text": " Stop, I'm rewarning. Stop, I'm rewarning."}, {"start": 26949.4, "end": 26952.84, "text": " Don't gamble! Listen to me! Stop for four fucking seconds!"}, {"start": 26953.640000000003, "end": 26960.52, "text": " Oh my god, where's that item that we have? We're gonna spam Plinko, Max-cat, when I grab that item that we don't need."}, {"start": 26960.52, "end": 26962.52, "text": " Go, oh my god."}, {"start": 26962.52, "end": 26967.16, "text": " Yo, put the check down, Jixi. Jixi, stop! Bro, Jixi, stop!"}, {"start": 26967.16, "end": 26969.16, "text": " Yo, do I smell drunk or no?"}, {"start": 26969.16, "end": 26971.72, "text": " Dude, wait! I didn't even get your voice like that!"}, {"start": 26971.72, "end": 26973.72, "text": " 5k Plinko back! Don't do it yet!"}, {"start": 26973.72, "end": 26975.72, "text": " Don't do it yet!"}, {"start": 26975.72, "end": 26977.72, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 26977.72, "end": 26979.72, "text": " Night!"}, {"start": 26979.72, "end": 26981.72, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 26981.72, "end": 26983.72, "text": " Ready? Get ready to spam it!"}, {"start": 26983.72, "end": 26985.72, "text": " Stam it!"}, {"start": 26985.72, "end": 26987.72, "text": " Stam it!"}, {"start": 26989.72, "end": 26991.72, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 26991.72, "end": 26993.72, "text": " Oh..."}, {"start": 26993.72, "end": 26995.72, "text": " Bro, are we fucking broke?"}, {"start": 26995.72, "end": 26997.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 26997.72, "end": 26999.72, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 26999.72, "end": 27001.72, "text": " We won!"}, {"start": 27001.72, "end": 27003.72, "text": " We won the fuck!"}, {"start": 27003.72, "end": 27004.4, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 27004.4, "end": 27005.38, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 27010.100000000002, "end": 27012.58, "text": " I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more, I want more."}, {"start": 27014.58, "end": 27015.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 27019.940000000002, "end": 27021.9, "text": " Say oh god, where's the, where's the, where's the bat?"}, {"start": 27024.4, "end": 27026.72, "text": " Bojo, can I try one high gambler? Just one."}, {"start": 27029.34, "end": 27030.84, "text": " Can I just try one blackjack hand?"}, {"start": 27031.38, "end": 27032.460000000003, "text": " Dot-tats, can I try one?"}, {"start": 27032.46, "end": 27034.98, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I got I'll I coach you"}, {"start": 27040.899999999998, "end": 27043.219999999998, "text": " Yeah, you gotta go again and double it this time"}, {"start": 27045.7, "end": 27047.7, "text": " Yeah, double on seven"}, {"start": 27055.02, "end": 27057.02, "text": " Yeah, yeah, this is good"}, {"start": 27057.98, "end": 27059.98, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 27059.98, "end": 27061.98, "text": " Nice! Okay."}, {"start": 27061.98, "end": 27063.98, "text": " No! No!"}, {"start": 27063.98, "end": 27065.98, "text": " Sun! Sun!"}, {"start": 27065.98, "end": 27067.98, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 27067.98, "end": 27069.98, "text": " Okay, wait, Ron."}, {"start": 27069.98, "end": 27071.98, "text": " Ron, you're down 90 grand."}, {"start": 27073.98, "end": 27075.98, "text": " Ron."}, {"start": 27075.98, "end": 27077.98, "text": " Okay, you're gonna have to hit, and then you don't touch it again, bro."}, {"start": 27077.98, "end": 27079.98, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 27079.98, "end": 27081.98, "text": " No! No!"}, {"start": 27081.98, "end": 27083.98, "text": " Just hit, just hit, just hit!"}, {"start": 27083.98, "end": 27085.98, "text": " Bro, bro, bro, bro, if I double, hold on."}, {"start": 27085.98, "end": 27087.98, "text": " You hit me? Chill!"}, {"start": 27087.98, "end": 27089.98, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 27092.1, "end": 27094.1, "text": " Yeah, fuck it go oh"}, {"start": 27095.34, "end": 27097.34, "text": " No"}, {"start": 27110.78, "end": 27112.78, "text": " No, I gotta leave"}, {"start": 27117.98, "end": 27125.98, "text": " stop you gotta stop wait no it's not bad bro I'm telling you listen your"}, {"start": 27125.98, "end": 27128.98, "text": " wife's getting under sense she's gonna understand very good"}, {"start": 27128.98, "end": 27130.98, "text": " How do I get out of this hole?"}, {"start": 27130.98, "end": 27133.98, "text": " Stop playing Blackjack, it's the only game that requires brains out?"}, {"start": 27133.98, "end": 27135.98, "text": " No, no, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 27135.98, "end": 27137.98, "text": " Stop it, hold on, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 27137.98, "end": 27139.98, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 27139.98, "end": 27141.98, "text": " Just chill, just chill, just chill."}, {"start": 27141.98, "end": 27143.98, "text": " I just want 90 grand, wait, what?"}, {"start": 27143.98, "end": 27145.98, "text": " Hold on, just don't hit my punch, ready?"}, {"start": 27145.98, "end": 27147.98, "text": " I'm gonna win my money back, ready?"}, {"start": 27147.98, "end": 27149.98, "text": " Yeah, tell me, tell me, tell me."}, {"start": 27149.98, "end": 27151.98, "text": " Okay, hit."}, {"start": 27151.98, "end": 27153.98, "text": " Stand."}, {"start": 27153.98, "end": 27155.98, "text": " We're gonna go on it, we're gonna literally take the casino for every minute."}, {"start": 27155.98, "end": 27157.98, "text": " Don't hit the buttons, don't hit the buttons."}, {"start": 27157.98, "end": 27159.98, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 27164.739999999998, "end": 27170.88, "text": " Wait, do I hit oh shit"}, {"start": 27187.98, "end": 27189.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 27200.38, "end": 27202.38, "text": " Think you have to stop bro"}, {"start": 27207.3, "end": 27209.62, "text": " You need to stop we're gonna fucking die"}, {"start": 27211.34, "end": 27214.46, "text": " No, there's only 30 seconds up bro. You need to stop"}, {"start": 27214.46, "end": 27220.46, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, hit! HIT! HIT!"}, {"start": 27220.46, "end": 27223.46, "text": " I need the wind blast! I gotta hit it! I gotta hit it first, how should we go in?"}, {"start": 27223.46, "end": 27227.46, "text": " I can stick 20k? The blackjack guy, I'm gonna throw him to his crumb."}, {"start": 27229.46, "end": 27230.46, "text": " Nice! I wanted the money!"}, {"start": 27230.46, "end": 27232.46, "text": " Actually, flinked out, fuck it."}, {"start": 27232.46, "end": 27233.46, "text": " I got back!"}, {"start": 27235.46, "end": 27243.46, "text": " Sorry! Wait, sorry, sorry! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 27243.46, "end": 27245.46, "text": " I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it."}, {"start": 27245.46, "end": 27247.46, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 27247.46, "end": 27249.46, "text": " Bro, I'm gonna kill you in the last session."}, {"start": 27249.46, "end": 27251.46, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 27251.46, "end": 27253.46, "text": " Oh, Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, I was down."}, {"start": 27253.46, "end": 27255.46, "text": " Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, I was down."}, {"start": 27255.46, "end": 27257.46, "text": " 170, I came back, bro."}, {"start": 27257.46, "end": 27259.46, "text": " Oh, nice, bro."}, {"start": 27259.46, "end": 27261.46, "text": " Nice. You want this?"}, {"start": 27263.46, "end": 27265.46, "text": " I need to get my protein chips, hold on."}, {"start": 27265.46, "end": 27267.46, "text": " Okay. Can we have a team meeting"}, {"start": 27267.46, "end": 27269.46, "text": " about banning Ron from Blackjack?"}, {"start": 27269.46, "end": 27271.46, "text": " Bro, this guy cannot play Blackjack."}, {"start": 27271.46, "end": 27277.46, "text": " I cannot play Blackjack, doom-chewing it, it's like he loses four hands in a row and he's like, I have to keep playing."}, {"start": 27277.46, "end": 27283.46, "text": " Honestly, what happens if we cut- wait, if we cut Ron's other eye off, maybe he won't be able to find the Blackjack."}, {"start": 27285.46, "end": 27286.46, "text": " Are you gonna ask?"}, {"start": 27286.46, "end": 27288.46, "text": " Why can't we even do that?"}, {"start": 27288.46, "end": 27290.46, "text": " Game for me, 121k."}, {"start": 27290.46, "end": 27293.46, "text": " So, Ron, what- yo, yo, yo, Ron."}, {"start": 27295.46, "end": 27298.46, "text": " Did you end up eating the entire cabbage or did you give out?"}, {"start": 27298.46, "end": 27300.46, "text": " I put that shit in the trash, fuck, fuck."}, {"start": 27300.46, "end": 27302.46, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 27306.34, "end": 27310.86, "text": " You guys I just want to say I saw wrong on blackjack doubling on 14"}, {"start": 27311.3, "end": 27313.379999999997, "text": " No, you fucking double on my behalf"}, {"start": 27314.379999999997, "end": 27319.82, "text": " No, I did if I did then my number would be more in the red. I'm a with you, bro. That's fucking cap"}, {"start": 27322.62, "end": 27324.62, "text": " Okay, I barely even know her"}, {"start": 27324.62, "end": 27332.5, "text": " I've ever gotten like this is the furthest I've been wait so they can so we lose the game if we run out of money"}, {"start": 27332.5, "end": 27336.899999999998, "text": " Whoa, if we don't make quota we instantly reset back today one. Oh"}, {"start": 27337.82, "end": 27344.059999999998, "text": " My god, that would be miserable. Whoa. This is this is the right. I was assuming this is the run and then we hop on wires"}, {"start": 27344.059999999998, "end": 27347.62, "text": " Barlin we lose okay, but what's the matter daddy? Oh?"}, {"start": 27348.5, "end": 27350.42, "text": " What's matter daddy?"}, {"start": 27350.420000000002, "end": 27354.74, "text": " much how about you okay I'm gonna get a bag of this I'll be back in 39 seconds"}, {"start": 27354.74, "end": 27360.500000000004, "text": " wait wait Joe do you have any daddy coming in all right Jeff we're gonna keep"}, {"start": 27360.500000000004, "end": 27365.7, "text": " going do you have any daddy coming in oh dude you're like lagging wait what are"}, {"start": 27365.7, "end": 27370.86, "text": " you saying dude do you have any daddy coming in just keep cutting out man do"}, {"start": 27370.86, "end": 27375.7, "text": " you good don't test you have any daddy coming in wait what's daddy coming in"}, {"start": 27375.7, "end": 27377.7, "text": " Joe Bartolosi!"}, {"start": 27377.7, "end": 27381.7, "text": " Can I get my eye back, bro?"}, {"start": 27391.7, "end": 27395.7, "text": " Okay, guys, guys, guys, wait, Joe, Joe, Joe,"}, {"start": 27395.7, "end": 27397.7, "text": " spend the 16 tickets and spend them now."}, {"start": 27397.7, "end": 27399.7, "text": " Jinxie doesn't know what's happening yet."}, {"start": 27399.7, "end": 27403.7, "text": " Wait, I was gonna say, we should make Jinxie stay with the mic"}, {"start": 27403.7, "end": 27405.7, "text": " with the mic while he's just uh..."}, {"start": 27405.7, "end": 27406.7, "text": " Yeah that works, that works!"}, {"start": 27406.7, "end": 27408.2, "text": " Buy the- buy the machine!"}, {"start": 27408.2, "end": 27409.2, "text": " I'll put him in the car!"}, {"start": 27410.7, "end": 27411.7, "text": " I'm nice."}, {"start": 27411.7, "end": 27412.7, "text": " I'm the best."}, {"start": 27412.7, "end": 27413.7, "text": " Oh yeah, we gotta go now."}, {"start": 27413.7, "end": 27414.7, "text": " I'm nice."}, {"start": 27417.7, "end": 27418.7, "text": " Why am I being kicked up?"}, {"start": 27418.7, "end": 27419.7, "text": " Why am I being kicked up?"}, {"start": 27419.7, "end": 27420.7, "text": " Why am I being kicked up?"}, {"start": 27420.7, "end": 27421.7, "text": " Why am I being kicked up?"}, {"start": 27421.7, "end": 27422.7, "text": " Drop me, drop me."}, {"start": 27427.7, "end": 27428.7, "text": " Alright, we're going."}, {"start": 27429.7, "end": 27430.7, "text": " You got my fucking-"}, {"start": 27433.7, "end": 27438.02, "text": " I went to the bathroom for 30 seconds, and you guys cut my legs off!"}, {"start": 27438.02, "end": 27440.52, "text": " Dude, it was high-vives!"}, {"start": 27440.52, "end": 27442.52, "text": " Dude, it was high-vives! It was high-vives!"}, {"start": 27442.52, "end": 27446.0, "text": " Yo, how can I gamble if I can't even reach the T-ball?"}, {"start": 27446.0, "end": 27449.440000000002, "text": " Uh, okay, so, yeah, Jinxy, you're gonna be on singing duty!"}, {"start": 27450.280000000002, "end": 27451.62, "text": " So, let me get this straight, bro."}, {"start": 27451.62, "end": 27453.940000000002, "text": " Jinxy, shut up, I just sang us a song, dude!"}, {"start": 27453.940000000002, "end": 27457.06, "text": " So, Ron likes to sing to the Grand On Fire."}, {"start": 27457.06, "end": 27459.06, "text": " Jinxy, you just wanna make a shot, though."}, {"start": 27459.06, "end": 27460.56, "text": " Jinxy, sing to the thing that goes..."}, {"start": 27460.56, "end": 27462.56, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 27464.68, "end": 27466.52, "text": " Oh, yeah, come on, dude, let's go"}, {"start": 27467.88, "end": 27469.88, "text": " Where's crash"}, {"start": 27470.72, "end": 27472.72, "text": " It's right here. Perfect actually"}, {"start": 27473.440000000002, "end": 27474.72, "text": " right here"}, {"start": 27474.72, "end": 27476.72, "text": " What are you?"}, {"start": 27477.36, "end": 27480.52, "text": " This little wheelchair for no, he has to be next to us. Why saying"}, {"start": 27482.920000000002, "end": 27487.4, "text": " Wait, wait, my microphone's gone. My microphone's gone. Oh, okay. I got you. I'll look at it. Where's it?"}, {"start": 27488.16, "end": 27491.54, "text": " All right guys, I'm gonna sing okay, what any song requests any song"}, {"start": 27500.72, "end": 27504.2, "text": " Yo Joe try to grab both your ankles right now in real life and still run"}, {"start": 27507.640000000003, "end": 27511.760000000002, "text": " Yo guys give me the mic please I need the mic guys. I don't have the mic"}, {"start": 27511.760000000002, "end": 27515.760000000002, "text": " So, so my legs got chopped up."}, {"start": 27515.760000000002, "end": 27519.760000000002, "text": " Alright, my only purpose is to sing, and I'm not even able to sing."}, {"start": 27519.760000000002, "end": 27523.760000000002, "text": " Why am I here?"}, {"start": 27523.760000000002, "end": 27527.760000000002, "text": " Oh, yes."}, {"start": 27527.760000000002, "end": 27531.760000000002, "text": " My legs are rolling around on the floor."}, {"start": 27531.760000000002, "end": 27535.760000000002, "text": " Alright, it's about to run out. It's about to run out."}, {"start": 27535.760000000002, "end": 27539.760000000002, "text": " Alright, stop, stop, stop."}, {"start": 27539.760000000002, "end": 27541.760000000002, "text": " don't kill anyone don't kill anyone"}, {"start": 27541.760000000002, "end": 27543.760000000002, "text": " B1 B1 B1 B1"}, {"start": 27550.86, "end": 27555.36, "text": " oh you can't you can't that's just what it's going to it just keeps going"}, {"start": 27555.36, "end": 27556.36, "text": " look you get his"}, {"start": 27556.36, "end": 27557.86, "text": " that's out that's out"}, {"start": 27557.86, "end": 27559.06, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 27559.06, "end": 27559.86, "text": " that's out of here"}, {"start": 27559.86, "end": 27560.86, "text": " no no no"}, {"start": 27560.86, "end": 27562.86, "text": " I got one more I got one more"}, {"start": 27562.86, "end": 27563.9, "text": " I'm going one more I'm going one more"}, {"start": 27563.9, "end": 27564.4, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 27564.4, "end": 27566.600000000002, "text": " that instant crap bro now we don't have enough money"}, {"start": 27566.920000000002, "end": 27568.920000000002, "text": " wait no you guys you just pass this now"}, {"start": 27568.920000000002, "end": 27570.920000000002, "text": " with that"}, {"start": 27570.920000000002, "end": 27572.920000000002, "text": " literally go fuck"}, {"start": 27572.920000000002, "end": 27574.920000000002, "text": " that's the stack of shit"}, {"start": 27574.920000000002, "end": 27576.920000000002, "text": " wait he might get it back here"}, {"start": 27576.920000000002, "end": 27578.920000000002, "text": " he got it back here"}, {"start": 27578.920000000002, "end": 27580.920000000002, "text": " should we just go home"}, {"start": 27580.920000000002, "end": 27582.920000000002, "text": " RUN"}, {"start": 27582.920000000002, "end": 27584.920000000002, "text": " NO"}, {"start": 27584.920000000002, "end": 27586.920000000002, "text": " I am sick to my fucking stomach"}, {"start": 27586.920000000002, "end": 27588.920000000002, "text": " I am sick though"}, {"start": 27588.920000000002, "end": 27590.920000000002, "text": " I am sick though"}, {"start": 27590.920000000002, "end": 27592.920000000002, "text": " okay jamesy where do you want to see"}, {"start": 27592.920000000002, "end": 27594.920000000002, "text": " yo bring me to blackjack please"}, {"start": 27594.920000000002, "end": 27596.920000000002, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 27596.920000000002, "end": 27598.920000000002, "text": " Oh God"}, {"start": 27598.920000000002, "end": 27606.120000000003, "text": " I'm gonna know. Oh, you know, you're greasy fucking hit jing see jingsy. Yeah. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 27607.960000000003, "end": 27613.86, "text": " Yo, that says bring me to the blackjack, bro. I'm not playing man. Okay. Bring me to the blackjack. Okay. Now what?"}, {"start": 27614.800000000003, "end": 27616.04, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 27616.04, "end": 27621.22, "text": " It's gonna happen. I don't have to use my legs, but I can use my hands from the floor. Don't touch anything"}, {"start": 27622.440000000002, "end": 27624.440000000002, "text": " I'm gonna make Joe very mad"}, {"start": 27624.440000000002, "end": 27629.04, "text": " What are you doing now that's I can't see the numbers so talk to me. What do you see?"}, {"start": 27629.04, "end": 27634.840000000004, "text": " You got money in there. Oh my god. Why did you just wait? I thought double just means I double the bad"}, {"start": 27634.840000000004, "end": 27636.840000000004, "text": " What is double do?"}, {"start": 27639.800000000003, "end": 27641.800000000003, "text": " Hey, Ron"}, {"start": 27646.920000000002, "end": 27652.36, "text": " And you got a 20 and it was showing a 10 and he doubled and he got 27 and we lost 100 K"}, {"start": 27652.36, "end": 27655.32, "text": " And now we have 15k how do we have $15,000?"}, {"start": 27657.32, "end": 27659.72, "text": " I'm gonna explain how because"}, {"start": 27664.36, "end": 27666.36, "text": " That's how"}, {"start": 27676.920000000002, "end": 27678.920000000002, "text": " So we're about to be in death that's actually"}, {"start": 27682.36, "end": 27685.56, "text": " games because the minimum the one the one where I can't play"}, {"start": 27685.56, "end": 27692.28, "text": " yo guys nice don't you still don't run you're done 150 bro"}, {"start": 27692.28, "end": 27696.12, "text": " yeah but don't you just spun my joke i didn't lose the hand don't has"}, {"start": 27696.12, "end": 27701.08, "text": " briefed my oh my don't has you sold no no i'm gonna be honest this one jinx"}, {"start": 27701.08, "end": 27704.68, "text": " and ron you guys are down to combine 300 thousand dollars"}, {"start": 27704.68, "end": 27708.920000000002, "text": " we have a hundred forty eight dollars with no we can't put this"}, {"start": 27708.920000000002, "end": 27710.920000000002, "text": " We can't play any game the minimums"}, {"start": 27710.920000000002, "end": 27712.36, "text": " The minimums like game tag"}, {"start": 27712.36, "end": 27713.88, "text": " Normally where we get off the game"}, {"start": 27713.88, "end": 27715.88, "text": " Where we sell a gixi? I know"}, {"start": 27715.88, "end": 27716.84, "text": " We sell him?"}, {"start": 27716.84, "end": 27717.320000000003, "text": " No, no, no"}, {"start": 27717.320000000003, "end": 27717.820000000003, "text": " Hey, bro"}, {"start": 27717.820000000003, "end": 27720.120000000003, "text": " If we had a gun we could shoot him"}, {"start": 27720.120000000003, "end": 27721.08, "text": " And it would give us money"}, {"start": 27721.08, "end": 27721.88, "text": " Oh great"}, {"start": 27721.88, "end": 27723.72, "text": " And then why don't you guys fuck me in the ass?"}, {"start": 27723.72, "end": 27724.36, "text": " No, you're right"}, {"start": 27724.36, "end": 27725.320000000003, "text": " Alright, let me have a shot"}, {"start": 27725.320000000003, "end": 27726.120000000003, "text": " Let me have a shot"}, {"start": 27726.120000000003, "end": 27726.68, "text": " Let me have a shot"}, {"start": 27726.68, "end": 27727.56, "text": " Let me have a shot"}, {"start": 27727.56, "end": 27728.440000000002, "text": " Let me have a one with him"}, {"start": 27728.440000000002, "end": 27729.4, "text": " Yeah, you wanted it"}, {"start": 27729.4, "end": 27730.440000000002, "text": " Wish is my command"}, {"start": 27730.440000000002, "end": 27731.320000000003, "text": " I got you, bro"}, {"start": 27731.320000000003, "end": 27732.04, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 27732.04, "end": 27733.000000000004, "text": " Your wish is my..."}, {"start": 27733.000000000004, "end": 27733.88, "text": " No, no, no, no, man"}, {"start": 27733.88, "end": 27734.36, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 27734.36, "end": 27735.24, "text": " You're on shade"}, {"start": 27735.24, "end": 27736.2, "text": " Show them off, bro"}, {"start": 27736.2, "end": 27737.160000000003, "text": " Okay, he takes some"}, {"start": 27737.160000000003, "end": 27737.640000000003, "text": " Take some of that"}, {"start": 27737.64, "end": 27740.26, "text": " We can table a floor one come before one"}, {"start": 27741.44, "end": 27743.44, "text": " My legs"}, {"start": 27749.44, "end": 27751.44, "text": " Throw me on the table"}, {"start": 27757.92, "end": 27761.1, "text": " And again summer hey guys, can I have a word with you guys really quick?"}, {"start": 27761.100000000002, "end": 27766.100000000002, "text": " Yeah. May I have a word with you guys? Just give me 20 seconds here."}, {"start": 27766.100000000002, "end": 27768.100000000002, "text": " Guys, are we gonna die?"}, {"start": 27768.100000000002, "end": 27769.100000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 27769.100000000002, "end": 27771.100000000002, "text": " No, I just wanna have a word with you guys real quick."}, {"start": 27771.100000000002, "end": 27773.100000000002, "text": " So, what's the money?"}, {"start": 27773.100000000002, "end": 27776.100000000002, "text": " I say I'm gonna go to the bathroom, I'll be back in 39 seconds."}, {"start": 27776.100000000002, "end": 27780.100000000002, "text": " I come back, my legs are chopped off, I can't play any of the table games,"}, {"start": 27780.100000000002, "end": 27784.100000000002, "text": " and the dentist brings me upstairs and starts literally banging me in the..."}, {"start": 27784.100000000002, "end": 27786.100000000002, "text": " Thank you, bro. Thank you."}, {"start": 27786.100000000002, "end": 27788.100000000002, "text": " Actually, thank you, bro. It's not here."}, {"start": 27788.100000000002, "end": 27790.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, this is"}, {"start": 27794.420000000002, "end": 27796.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, fuck I'm broke"}, {"start": 27797.22, "end": 27799.22, "text": " Hey, God"}, {"start": 27800.620000000003, "end": 27802.620000000003, "text": " Man that guy just a planes"}, {"start": 27811.100000000002, "end": 27813.100000000002, "text": " Yo, yo guys"}, {"start": 27813.100000000002, "end": 27817.100000000002, "text": " No dude, we have to ruin the game, Kingston. We lost the video."}, {"start": 27817.100000000002, "end": 27821.100000000002, "text": " Um, yeah, maybe if you're an infant, you would have deduced that."}, {"start": 27821.100000000002, "end": 27825.100000000002, "text": " Yo, Ron, the one time where I couldn't play, we lost."}, {"start": 27825.100000000002, "end": 27828.100000000002, "text": " Hey, poker."}, {"start": 27828.100000000002, "end": 27830.100000000002, "text": " I barely even know her."}, {"start": 27830.100000000002, "end": 27832.100000000002, "text": " Get off the game, bro. That was actually a game."}, {"start": 27832.100000000002, "end": 27834.100000000002, "text": " Are we prepared to go to Liars Bar now?"}, {"start": 27834.100000000002, "end": 27836.100000000002, "text": " Should we do one Liars Bar maybe? Maybe two?"}, {"start": 27836.100000000002, "end": 27839.100000000002, "text": " Yes. Yes. Yo, guys."}, {"start": 27839.100000000002, "end": 27842.06, "text": " Um, why is Liarsmore 17 gigabytes?"}, {"start": 27843.06, "end": 27846.460000000003, "text": " Wait one more question Ron one more question. Go ahead matter"}, {"start": 27846.86, "end": 27848.86, "text": " So"}, {"start": 27849.54, "end": 27851.54, "text": " So when we have"}, {"start": 27851.660000000003, "end": 27853.38, "text": " $360,000 in Joe screaming"}, {"start": 27853.38, "end": 27855.38, "text": " Cato! Cato! Cato!"}, {"start": 27855.38, "end": 27859.300000000003, "text": " Wait, so did you not hear the part? Why did you say it one way? Wait wait wait wait?"}, {"start": 27859.300000000003, "end": 27868.100000000002, "text": " So did you not see the part where Dante's literally went on my blackjack table when I got a 14 and then he fucking doubled my six?"}, {"start": 27869.100000000002, "end": 27871.9, "text": " Hey, wait, I never did that this time!"}, {"start": 27871.9, "end": 27873.4, "text": " You are making shit up!"}, {"start": 27873.4, "end": 27875.500000000004, "text": " I'll make double Jinx's table!"}, {"start": 27876.000000000004, "end": 27877.7, "text": " Also, Dantez, I have-"}, {"start": 27877.7, "end": 27879.800000000003, "text": " I wanna go through a little bit of a thought bubble with you."}, {"start": 27879.800000000003, "end": 27880.600000000002, "text": " May I?"}, {"start": 27880.600000000002, "end": 27881.2, "text": " Yeah, sure."}, {"start": 27881.7, "end": 27884.600000000002, "text": " So Dantez, I can't see the floor by night so try it out."}, {"start": 27884.600000000002, "end": 27886.2, "text": " I can't even see what's on the table."}, {"start": 27886.2, "end": 27888.600000000002, "text": " Joe told me we had a 20,"}, {"start": 27888.600000000002, "end": 27891.9, "text": " and you clicked double because you said, and I quote,"}, {"start": 27891.9, "end": 27894.800000000003, "text": " I thought double meant you could just double the bet."}, {"start": 27894.800000000003, "end": 27897.100000000002, "text": " Yo Dantez, if that was possible,"}, {"start": 27897.100000000002, "end": 27898.800000000003, "text": " anytime someone would get 21,"}, {"start": 27898.8, "end": 27900.8, "text": " They would just double the bet and rinse the casino."}, {"start": 27900.8, "end": 27902.3, "text": " No! No! Are you an infant?"}, {"start": 27902.3, "end": 27903.6, "text": " No, Jinxy, bro!"}, {"start": 27903.6, "end": 27907.6, "text": " Because I thought you could only do double on your first round."}, {"start": 27907.6, "end": 27911.6, "text": " So you double the bet on your first round."}, {"start": 27911.6, "end": 27914.0, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 27914.0, "end": 27915.6, "text": " No. No, that makes no sense."}, {"start": 27915.6, "end": 27916.6, "text": " Yes, because let's see-"}, {"start": 27916.6, "end": 27918.0, "text": " No, that was last bar."}, {"start": 27918.0, "end": 27921.2, "text": " Dude, it's like once you get a 10, then you double it,"}, {"start": 27921.2, "end": 27925.8, "text": " and then you get doubled the profit on a 10."}, {"start": 27925.8, "end": 27926.8, "text": " Yo, no, bro."}, {"start": 27926.8, "end": 27928.6, "text": " You emptied the fuck out of the game, bro."}, {"start": 27928.600000000002, "end": 27929.660000000003, "text": " That's what happened."}, {"start": 27929.660000000003, "end": 27931.500000000004, "text": " Dantez, we had this money."}, {"start": 27931.500000000004, "end": 27933.620000000003, "text": " All you had to do was click stand."}, {"start": 27933.620000000003, "end": 27937.260000000002, "text": " Oh, better yet, when Joe was screaming cash out,"}, {"start": 27937.260000000002, "end": 27940.260000000002, "text": " Ron goes, wait, one more, one more, 75,000."}, {"start": 27940.260000000002, "end": 27941.100000000002, "text": " That's not even true."}, {"start": 27941.100000000002, "end": 27941.940000000002, "text": " That is not even true."}, {"start": 27941.940000000002, "end": 27942.780000000002, "text": " Okay, go to the bottom."}, {"start": 27942.780000000002, "end": 27944.54, "text": " You didn't get a chance to see him have enough money."}, {"start": 27944.54, "end": 27948.500000000004, "text": " He did 330K after we played Crash twice."}, {"start": 27948.500000000004, "end": 27949.7, "text": " But here's the thing, right?"}, {"start": 27949.7, "end": 27953.260000000002, "text": " When I won in Crash, when I won mine,"}, {"start": 27953.260000000002, "end": 27956.100000000002, "text": " I saw Dantez do another one, saw I was like,"}, {"start": 27956.100000000002, "end": 27958.300000000003, "text": " okay, I'm gonna do one more too,"}, {"start": 27958.3, "end": 27961.059999999998, "text": " and then I lost at 1.01 and then I was like,"}, {"start": 27961.059999999998, "end": 27963.739999999998, "text": " okay, surely that can't happen two times in a row."}, {"start": 27963.739999999998, "end": 27967.66, "text": " So I did it again and I lost at 1.01"}, {"start": 27967.66, "end": 27971.26, "text": " and then obviously I'm gonna do it three times,"}, {"start": 27971.26, "end": 27974.94, "text": " like surely, and then I lost at 1.01."}, {"start": 27974.94, "end": 27977.42, "text": " Okay, can I just say though, it's kinda crazy"}, {"start": 27977.42, "end": 27980.42, "text": " that Jinxie is taking absolutely no accountability"}, {"start": 27980.42, "end": 27983.14, "text": " when Jinxie's the one that went to the bathroom"}, {"start": 27983.14, "end": 27984.98, "text": " and it's because of him going to the bathroom"}, {"start": 27984.98, "end": 27986.62, "text": " that he got his legs chopped off?"}, {"start": 27986.62, "end": 27989.7, "text": " Like, Jynxie, I don't know how you're taking zero accountability for this."}, {"start": 27990.32, "end": 27995.5, "text": " So, because I go to the bathroom, it's now justified to chop my legs off, and then,"}, {"start": 27996.1, "end": 27999.78, "text": " and I repeat, hump me in the ass on the casino top floor."}, {"start": 27999.78, "end": 28001.039999999997, "text": " Okay, you asked for that."}, {"start": 28001.039999999997, "end": 28002.899999999998, "text": " Okay, but hold on, no, hold on."}, {"start": 28002.899999999998, "end": 28005.399999999998, "text": " Jynxie, hot crack in the surf side."}, {"start": 28005.399999999998, "end": 28008.899999999998, "text": " Yeah, but Jynxie, you didn't have an ass, bro, you only had a mouth."}, {"start": 28008.899999999998, "end": 28010.559999999998, "text": " We could not use your other holes."}, {"start": 28010.96, "end": 28013.7, "text": " Yo, why does this matter anyways?"}, {"start": 28013.7, "end": 28015.02, "text": " You psychopath."}, {"start": 28015.02, "end": 28018.98, "text": " I said, hey, don't test, bring me to the Blackjack table,"}, {"start": 28018.98, "end": 28020.62, "text": " because my legs were chopped off."}, {"start": 28020.62, "end": 28024.06, "text": " And then you proceeded to literally bang me, repetitively."}, {"start": 28024.06, "end": 28026.46, "text": " You did say, fuck me, you might as well fuck me,"}, {"start": 28026.46, "end": 28027.38, "text": " so obviously I'll be fine."}, {"start": 28027.38, "end": 28029.62, "text": " Joe, you're getting a beer for this game?"}, {"start": 28029.62, "end": 28031.46, "text": " I drank one when we started."}, {"start": 28031.46, "end": 28032.74, "text": " I'm drinking another right now."}, {"start": 28032.74, "end": 28034.100000000002, "text": " All right, don't gotta tell me, Jaxie."}, {"start": 28034.100000000002, "end": 28037.3, "text": " Yo, Jaxie, let's do police shots back to back right now,"}, {"start": 28037.3, "end": 28038.100000000002, "text": " buddy."}, {"start": 28038.100000000002, "end": 28039.7, "text": " Shots?"}, {"start": 28039.7, "end": 28042.58, "text": " I'll do beer and not all about shots."}, {"start": 28042.58, "end": 28043.66, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 28043.66, "end": 28044.38, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 28044.38, "end": 28050.24, "text": " Wait, wait guys fun drinking game idea for every bite Ron takes out of his lettuce head you guys take a shot"}, {"start": 28051.34, "end": 28056.04, "text": " Good luck if Ron finished that lettuce head right now. I would take like seven shots in a row"}, {"start": 28057.68, "end": 28059.68, "text": " You're not eating that whole lettuce head"}, {"start": 28069.4, "end": 28072.58, "text": " Bro you're eating you're probably eating your fucking pretzels"}, {"start": 28072.58, "end": 28078.18, "text": " No, that's it. I think that's Jinxie. Only Jinxie eats the fucking pretzels"}, {"start": 28079.18, "end": 28087.08, "text": " No, Ron is a pretzel fiend. Yo, the fucking sign the sign making that buzz noise in this game is the most annoying thing in the world"}, {"start": 28087.08, "end": 28089.08, "text": " I'm like actually full muting the game audio"}, {"start": 28090.72, "end": 28093.460000000003, "text": " They're protein pretzels. No, they're not protein pretzels"}, {"start": 28093.460000000003, "end": 28096.72, "text": " There's three grams of protein in a whole fucking tub and then he says he's getting"}, {"start": 28096.72, "end": 28103.4, "text": " You know what's crazy Ron is they actually make protein pretzels like you should just buy"}, {"start": 28104.64, "end": 28106.64, "text": " Do you eat them? No"}, {"start": 28107.920000000002, "end": 28111.280000000002, "text": " My protein pretzels is like what are you eating right now?"}, {"start": 28112.04, "end": 28114.04, "text": " I'm eating"}, {"start": 28118.2, "end": 28120.04, "text": " Wait, how do you spell that?"}, {"start": 28120.04, "end": 28125.84, "text": " What were you just eating? Oh my god when you eat the lettuce you can't see it because it's green sound on"}, {"start": 28126.72, "end": 28130.16, "text": " No, when you're eating the lettuce, it just looks like you're eating nothing."}, {"start": 28130.16, "end": 28135.84, "text": " This looks like that one episode where Plankton's eating like that shit with Karen."}, {"start": 28135.84, "end": 28139.72, "text": " All right, guys, I made a game."}, {"start": 28139.72, "end": 28141.280000000002, "text": " It's on my friend's only list."}, {"start": 28141.280000000002, "end": 28144.0, "text": " Wait, how do we join it?"}, {"start": 28144.0, "end": 28145.64, "text": " Enter the bar?"}, {"start": 28145.64, "end": 28148.16, "text": " Enter the bar lobby?"}, {"start": 28148.16, "end": 28151.280000000002, "text": " Wait, I invited you, Dontess."}, {"start": 28151.280000000002, "end": 28152.280000000002, "text": " And where's Joe?"}, {"start": 28152.280000000002, "end": 28153.280000000002, "text": " I invited you, Ron."}, {"start": 28153.280000000002, "end": 28154.48, "text": " Joe, I don't have to get out on Steam."}, {"start": 28154.48, "end": 28156.2, "text": " Can you add me back with the thing?"}, {"start": 28156.2, "end": 28158.74, "text": " I have you on steam I invited you to the game now"}, {"start": 28158.74, "end": 28159.82, "text": " Jack can y'all see me? Yeah you're next."}, {"start": 28159.82, "end": 28160.7, "text": " Me how?"}, {"start": 28160.7, "end": 28162.5, "text": " Joe what's your steam?"}, {"start": 28162.5, "end": 28164.82, "text": " Just Joe Bar, I might be appearing offline, let me appear."}, {"start": 28164.82, "end": 28168.54, "text": " This is actually a classic game."}, {"start": 28168.54, "end": 28169.82, "text": " Who remembers this game, jump on me."}, {"start": 28169.82, "end": 28172.02, "text": " Dude yeah this fucking AI slop."}, {"start": 28172.02, "end": 28173.82, "text": " What's your..."}, {"start": 28173.82, "end": 28176.66, "text": " Wait I've never even played it before, how does it work?"}, {"start": 28176.66, "end": 28179.5, "text": " So basically have you ever played the game called Bullshit?"}, {"start": 28179.5, "end": 28180.9, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 28180.9, "end": 28182.02, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 28182.02, "end": 28185.420000000002, "text": " Yeah okay have you ever played with cards in your life?"}, {"start": 28185.420000000002, "end": 28188.72, "text": " I mean, when I was younger, a few games, yeah."}, {"start": 28189.420000000002, "end": 28194.920000000002, "text": " Okay, so basically you're gonna have cards, and we're gonna say a number, or something, ace, king, whatever."}, {"start": 28194.920000000002, "end": 28196.920000000002, "text": " You gotta basically lie about it."}, {"start": 28196.920000000002, "end": 28200.920000000002, "text": " The whole thing is, it's a liar's bar, so we're at a bar, lying."}, {"start": 28201.920000000002, "end": 28203.22, "text": " Great explanation."}, {"start": 28203.22, "end": 28207.22, "text": " Okay, so wait, why would I not just, like, know you're lying, if a liar's bar?"}, {"start": 28207.22, "end": 28209.920000000002, "text": " Well, because he could be telling the truth."}, {"start": 28209.920000000002, "end": 28213.52, "text": " And you're gonna have a gun, and basically, what's gonna ha-"}, {"start": 28213.52, "end": 28219.84, "text": " You look fine. What's gonna happen is you're gonna basically say bullshit. How are you guys changing your character?"}, {"start": 28219.84, "end": 28221.7, "text": " Are you click the character?"}, {"start": 28221.7, "end": 28226.08, "text": " Yo, so we should all use a different character. Why is the fox wearing lingerie?"}, {"start": 28226.44, "end": 28228.600000000002, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I want to wear the piggy. I like the piggy"}, {"start": 28228.600000000002, "end": 28231.52, "text": " I'm wearing her because I'm kind of in my slay era"}, {"start": 28233.52, "end": 28240.24, "text": " With James you were the pink shirt that you got today. Yo, hey Dante's no dude, but you're in your slay era"}, {"start": 28240.24, "end": 28242.24, "text": " It's like more accurate"}, {"start": 28242.24, "end": 28247.440000000002, "text": " Okay, so horse walks into a box. All right, so I'm using cupcake. All right, let's go guys"}, {"start": 28247.440000000002, "end": 28252.440000000002, "text": " You ready to play we can can before we start. Can I just ask my liars deck liar? Okay?"}, {"start": 28252.440000000002, "end": 28255.600000000002, "text": " Okay, nice liar slots. Yeah, they have a game"}, {"start": 28255.600000000002, "end": 28260.920000000002, "text": " So I think we should start off with your original and feel it out and then play the other ones after okay"}, {"start": 28260.960000000003, "end": 28265.760000000002, "text": " Can anyone explain to me why Ron has like a log in front of his meat? Oh"}, {"start": 28266.88, "end": 28268.88, "text": " What we have a start on it's a dick"}, {"start": 28268.88, "end": 28270.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 28271.08, "end": 28274.64, "text": " Fucking wait, how do you start it just says you just got the ready button everyone?"}, {"start": 28275.48, "end": 28277.48, "text": " Don't just us ready up. I am ready"}, {"start": 28279.920000000002, "end": 28281.600000000002, "text": " Guys ready up"}, {"start": 28281.600000000002, "end": 28285.0, "text": " I'm ready to know now you have to start up. There we go"}, {"start": 28285.64, "end": 28286.8, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 28286.8, "end": 28290.920000000002, "text": " All right, I can't wait to hear the the voice lines. It's time to be good at lying"}, {"start": 28291.64, "end": 28293.920000000002, "text": " Let's see who's actually good at lying. Oh my god"}, {"start": 28293.920000000002, "end": 28299.160000000003, "text": " Guys no cheating guys no cheating wait. Yeah, definitely put your chat and emote only for this"}, {"start": 28299.160000000003, "end": 28303.36, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. Okay, how do we do that is it slash emote?"}, {"start": 28304.760000000002, "end": 28306.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, yeah, put it in even only"}, {"start": 28308.68, "end": 28310.68, "text": " All right lock in okay"}, {"start": 28312.280000000002, "end": 28316.000000000004, "text": " Dude, I'm telling you right now. I never lose these games. What so wait they changed?"}, {"start": 28316.000000000004, "end": 28322.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, what is this? What is this shit? Am I? Yeah, they changed everything. Yeah, they added. Yeah, how do I look at my cards? Oh"}, {"start": 28322.260000000002, "end": 28327.980000000003, "text": " Oh, so what is the thing that what's the wild card again Joker?"}, {"start": 28329.02, "end": 28331.02, "text": " What do I do with it? What do I do with it?"}, {"start": 28331.500000000004, "end": 28335.86, "text": " So you got to put down your cards. How do you look you click space?"}, {"start": 28336.54, "end": 28341.480000000003, "text": " So basically you got to basically put down all your aces and you got a lot"}, {"start": 28341.480000000003, "end": 28344.38, "text": " No, it comes to you and you claim a certain amount of cards"}, {"start": 28344.38, "end": 28350.22, "text": " It is our rotation so basically I can raise and he could call bullshit cuz Ron's to your right"}, {"start": 28350.22, "end": 28357.960000000003, "text": " Everybody understand if you're wrong you play Russian roulette so you bet so Donnie you put down an ace"}, {"start": 28358.18, "end": 28360.18, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 28362.22, "end": 28368.32, "text": " Okay, why aren't you making eye contact with him don't that I'll put one ace well because if I make eye contact"}, {"start": 28368.32, "end": 28370.82, "text": " I'm gonna start getting a fucking stiffie. Do you call bullshit?"}, {"start": 28370.82, "end": 28375.100000000002, "text": " I don't know they changed their commands, but I mean I don't recommend calling bullshit cuz I put down one ace"}, {"start": 28375.100000000002, "end": 28377.100000000002, "text": " I don't know how to even put down it"}, {"start": 28377.100000000002, "end": 28383.9, "text": " All right, I claim. Oh, okay. That was kind of just guys to call it higher. It's X"}, {"start": 28385.100000000002, "end": 28391.940000000002, "text": " How do you know this it's top right top right? It says it on your bed. I'm not seeing I put down when you're in"}, {"start": 28391.940000000002, "end": 28395.58, "text": " I think it's when you're ready. I'm gonna go. Can you hear my character? Listen ready?"}, {"start": 28396.58, "end": 28399.22, "text": " You know, I'm gonna put down one eight"}, {"start": 28399.22, "end": 28411.14, "text": " I don't have an ace, bro, oh you guys are idiots. I've literally manipulated it and"}, {"start": 28411.14, "end": 28417.420000000002, "text": " gas. Oh, no. What the fuck happened to me? No, you have a, you have a, you have a, and"}, {"start": 28417.420000000002, "end": 28422.58, "text": " you're, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 28422.58, "end": 28423.780000000002, "text": " We're listening to chat."}, {"start": 28423.780000000002, "end": 28425.460000000003, "text": " You can talk."}, {"start": 28425.460000000003, "end": 28427.58, "text": " If you sell an AI, you're good."}, {"start": 28427.58, "end": 28429.58, "text": " Dude, the voice lines are AI for sure."}, {"start": 28429.58, "end": 28431.38, "text": " On God?"}, {"start": 28431.38, "end": 28432.460000000003, "text": " Oh, it has to be."}, {"start": 28432.460000000003, "end": 28434.460000000003, "text": " I mean, that sounded so bad."}, {"start": 28434.460000000003, "end": 28435.660000000003, "text": " Wait, what is the middle finger?"}, {"start": 28435.660000000003, "end": 28436.300000000003, "text": " How do I do the?"}, {"start": 28436.300000000003, "end": 28438.02, "text": " Everybody lock in."}, {"start": 28438.02, "end": 28441.260000000002, "text": " OK, so wait, do we need to put down ASUS now?"}, {"start": 28441.260000000002, "end": 28442.38, "text": " You're supposed to lie about it."}, {"start": 28442.38, "end": 28443.140000000003, "text": " It's an ASUS table."}, {"start": 28443.140000000003, "end": 28446.18, "text": " No, he couldn't have died there because it's right now he"}, {"start": 28446.18, "end": 28447.34, "text": " has one bullet in the chamber."}, {"start": 28447.34, "end": 28448.620000000003, "text": " We all have zero."}, {"start": 28448.620000000003, "end": 28449.18, "text": " Or am I stupid?"}, {"start": 28449.18, "end": 28450.460000000003, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 28450.460000000003, "end": 28451.460000000003, "text": " It's just a one in six chance."}, {"start": 28451.46, "end": 28452.78, "text": " It's a one and six chance, Joe."}, {"start": 28452.78, "end": 28455.579999999998, "text": " No, but doesn't it get higher every time you shoot?"}, {"start": 28455.579999999998, "end": 28457.94, "text": " Yeah, yeah, but that means you're going down the barrel."}, {"start": 28457.94, "end": 28459.219999999998, "text": " So let's say it's five out of six."}, {"start": 28459.219999999998, "end": 28462.579999999998, "text": " That means the next one has the bullets."}, {"start": 28462.579999999998, "end": 28465.7, "text": " But Joe, you also could just get shot in the head first try."}, {"start": 28465.7, "end": 28466.54, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 28466.54, "end": 28467.379999999997, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 28467.379999999997, "end": 28468.42, "text": " Let's just all put down one ace."}, {"start": 28468.42, "end": 28469.3, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 28469.3, "end": 28470.42, "text": " I put it down two."}, {"start": 28473.66, "end": 28475.82, "text": " Dude, there's a monkey behind you down to that."}, {"start": 28475.82, "end": 28476.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 28476.66, "end": 28477.5, "text": " Oh, he is."}, {"start": 28477.5, "end": 28478.34, "text": " He's on a ban, Joe."}, {"start": 28478.34, "end": 28480.94, "text": " I can't see, I can't see."}, {"start": 28480.940000000002, "end": 28482.940000000002, "text": " right"}, {"start": 28482.940000000002, "end": 28484.940000000002, "text": " we're trying to distract you know what"}, {"start": 28484.940000000002, "end": 28486.940000000002, "text": " jinn wait do you guys see the bear behind"}, {"start": 28486.940000000002, "end": 28488.940000000002, "text": " jinxie that's choking his shit"}, {"start": 28488.940000000002, "end": 28490.940000000002, "text": " he is stroking to you"}, {"start": 28490.940000000002, "end": 28492.940000000002, "text": " i can't essentially watching you right now"}, {"start": 28492.940000000002, "end": 28494.940000000002, "text": " there is a bear behind me right now with his hand"}, {"start": 28494.940000000002, "end": 28496.940000000002, "text": " on his penis"}, {"start": 28496.940000000002, "end": 28498.940000000002, "text": " he has his hand on his inner thigh"}, {"start": 28498.940000000002, "end": 28500.940000000002, "text": " he's standing out he's walking towards you"}, {"start": 28500.940000000002, "end": 28502.940000000002, "text": " he heard us he heard us"}, {"start": 28502.940000000002, "end": 28504.940000000002, "text": " bro he does not have two aces"}, {"start": 28504.940000000002, "end": 28506.940000000002, "text": " he does not have two aces"}, {"start": 28506.940000000002, "end": 28508.940000000002, "text": " see i don't think he has two aces"}, {"start": 28508.940000000002, "end": 28515.100000000002, "text": " No chance in the house. He's gonna play ballsy. He's gonna. Oh. Oh my god. He had two aces. You're not"}, {"start": 28519.300000000003, "end": 28526.120000000003, "text": " It's your choice to listen to us. They're not taking any risk by doing that. They're just basically making you're good"}, {"start": 28526.940000000002, "end": 28533.940000000002, "text": " Don't listen to them white dude. That's your chin emo. Oh, it's Queens table now Queens table easy classic very nice"}, {"start": 28533.940000000002, "end": 28539.4, "text": " So don't go ahead don't just put down some Queens. How many Queens you got I got one to the left of me"}, {"start": 28539.920000000002, "end": 28541.920000000002, "text": " So here's the thing don't that's you can put down"}, {"start": 28544.960000000003, "end": 28548.660000000003, "text": " Okay, because you can put down as many as you want like you can put down all of your cards"}, {"start": 28548.660000000003, "end": 28550.660000000003, "text": " I'm pretty sure if you really want to"}, {"start": 28551.04, "end": 28553.88, "text": " Dude, I didn't know you're you're being a little too fucking"}, {"start": 28555.480000000003, "end": 28560.160000000003, "text": " I'll show you look at this. I put down a bullshit card. I won't call it on you. I won't hold on you"}, {"start": 28560.160000000003, "end": 28562.160000000003, "text": " I'll get the old deal deal"}, {"start": 28562.96, "end": 28570.48, "text": " Okay, so here Joe, I'm gonna put down chop it down one two three or four Queens you think what do you think put four"}, {"start": 28571.32, "end": 28572.62, "text": " four"}, {"start": 28572.62, "end": 28574.62, "text": " clock it"}, {"start": 28576.16, "end": 28579.02, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna be smart here. I'm gonna put down one"}, {"start": 28582.56, "end": 28585.68, "text": " Joe oh Joe you're a safe little guy aren't you?"}, {"start": 28585.68, "end": 28587.4, "text": " Jinxie called Bush it on Joe."}, {"start": 28587.4, "end": 28588.6, "text": " I am a safe little guy."}, {"start": 28588.6, "end": 28590.6, "text": " Yo, hey, hey, Doddess, no."}, {"start": 28590.6, "end": 28592.0, "text": " Now, Joe's a manipulator, bro."}, {"start": 28592.0, "end": 28594.6, "text": " He's not talking enough."}, {"start": 28594.6, "end": 28595.4, "text": " I don't like this, bro."}, {"start": 28595.4, "end": 28597.0, "text": " What am I supposed to say right now?"}, {"start": 28597.0, "end": 28598.6, "text": " I'm just talking about what I'm going to do."}, {"start": 28598.6, "end": 28599.88, "text": " You're trying to go under the radar."}, {"start": 28599.88, "end": 28602.4, "text": " Yo, Doddess, he does not have it."}, {"start": 28602.4, "end": 28604.48, "text": " I am not taking the fuck from you again."}, {"start": 28604.48, "end": 28606.72, "text": " Doddess, wait, listen, listen, listen, listen."}, {"start": 28606.72, "end": 28608.04, "text": " Before you call, wait, I'm going to talk."}, {"start": 28608.04, "end": 28610.36, "text": " Jinxie has a bunch of kings in his fucking hand right now."}, {"start": 28610.36, "end": 28612.32, "text": " Doddess, Doddess, let me explain to you exactly what's"}, {"start": 28612.32, "end": 28612.72, "text": " happening."}, {"start": 28612.72, "end": 28614.2, "text": " I'm going to talk, by the way, so don't worry."}, {"start": 28614.2, "end": 28617.96, "text": " Bro, Jinxie knows you're not gonna call it now because you have two out of six bullets."}, {"start": 28617.96, "end": 28619.64, "text": " I promise you he didn't put it down."}, {"start": 28619.64, "end": 28621.8, "text": " Just call it this one last time."}, {"start": 28621.8, "end": 28624.8, "text": " I promise you he does not have it."}, {"start": 28624.8, "end": 28626.8, "text": " He could have a bigger one."}, {"start": 28628.8, "end": 28630.8, "text": " Goddamnit!"}, {"start": 28630.8, "end": 28632.8, "text": " Are you fucking kidding?"}, {"start": 28632.8, "end": 28636.8, "text": " Bro, if I die, if I die, if I fucking..."}, {"start": 28639.8, "end": 28641.8, "text": " Okay, run, I'm not gonna listen to you again, bro."}, {"start": 28641.8, "end": 28642.8, "text": " Fuck off."}, {"start": 28642.8, "end": 28646.559999999998, "text": " this game bro this game is so good my bad bro my bad you know what now he's"}, {"start": 28646.559999999998, "end": 28654.0, "text": " really not gonna put anything down okay all right it's okay what is like a"}, {"start": 28654.0, "end": 28657.6, "text": " regular deck of cards to where there's like if it's an aces tables there are"}, {"start": 28657.6, "end": 28661.42, "text": " actually only four aces no I think that's unlimited I'm not gonna I think you"}, {"start": 28661.42, "end": 28665.2, "text": " can literally get five of something yeah I think you can get unlimited which is"}, {"start": 28665.2, "end": 28667.2, "text": " It just becomes un-logic."}, {"start": 28667.2, "end": 28667.7, "text": " You!"}, {"start": 28667.7, "end": 28668.7, "text": " Yo, wait!"}, {"start": 28668.7, "end": 28670.7, "text": " Joe, call him out!"}, {"start": 28670.7, "end": 28672.7, "text": " Run, Jesse!"}, {"start": 28674.7, "end": 28677.7, "text": " I don't know if you just played that so bad that I had it."}, {"start": 28677.7, "end": 28678.7, "text": " Goodbye!"}, {"start": 28678.7, "end": 28680.7, "text": " Don't kill me, please, don't kill me, please, don't kill me, please, don't kill me."}, {"start": 28682.7, "end": 28683.2, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28683.2, "end": 28684.7, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 28684.7, "end": 28688.7, "text": " This is like a very lobotomy version of the game, how we're playing."}, {"start": 28688.7, "end": 28691.7, "text": " Normally, people get voted out when they release their deck,"}, {"start": 28691.7, "end": 28694.2, "text": " but we're just matching the lie button."}, {"start": 28694.2, "end": 28699.04, "text": " So basically, like, don't vote lie on the first one,"}, {"start": 28699.04, "end": 28699.920000000002, "text": " because the pride that happened."}, {"start": 28699.920000000002, "end": 28701.38, "text": " What deck is this?"}, {"start": 28701.38, "end": 28701.88, "text": " Aces."}, {"start": 28701.88, "end": 28702.600000000002, "text": " It says it's not left."}, {"start": 28702.600000000002, "end": 28704.280000000002, "text": " Wait, so there's only how many Aces?"}, {"start": 28704.280000000002, "end": 28706.32, "text": " How many Aces?"}, {"start": 28706.32, "end": 28710.36, "text": " Joe asks what deck it is, and then proceeds to just silently."}, {"start": 28710.36, "end": 28711.04, "text": " No, don't call it."}, {"start": 28711.04, "end": 28711.4, "text": " Don't call it."}, {"start": 28711.4, "end": 28712.04, "text": " I don't feel that one."}, {"start": 28712.04, "end": 28713.24, "text": " I don't want to call it one."}, {"start": 28713.24, "end": 28714.04, "text": " I didn't call it one."}, {"start": 28714.04, "end": 28714.48, "text": " It's just bad."}, {"start": 28714.48, "end": 28715.08, "text": " I don't feel that one."}, {"start": 28715.08, "end": 28715.8, "text": " Yeah, I don't feel that one."}, {"start": 28715.8, "end": 28718.280000000002, "text": " You're not going to call it on one?"}, {"start": 28718.280000000002, "end": 28719.760000000002, "text": " I really don't think about this one."}, {"start": 28719.760000000002, "end": 28720.760000000002, "text": " Calling on one is bad."}, {"start": 28720.760000000002, "end": 28721.760000000002, "text": " Tabular, dude."}, {"start": 28721.760000000002, "end": 28723.280000000002, "text": " Play your hand."}, {"start": 28723.28, "end": 28724.5, "text": " Yeah, he don't have an ace, bro."}, {"start": 28724.5, "end": 28725.36, "text": " Dante, you got to call it."}, {"start": 28725.36, "end": 28726.559999999998, "text": " Dante, Dante, you got to call that."}, {"start": 28726.559999999998, "end": 28727.36, "text": " You got to call that."}, {"start": 28727.36, "end": 28727.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 28727.86, "end": 28730.719999999998, "text": " I'm not listening to you guys again!"}, {"start": 28730.719999999998, "end": 28731.96, "text": " Fuck off!"}, {"start": 28731.96, "end": 28733.96, "text": " Three aces?"}, {"start": 28733.96, "end": 28734.96, "text": " Three?"}, {"start": 28734.96, "end": 28736.28, "text": " You know what, Dante?"}, {"start": 28736.28, "end": 28737.28, "text": " I got you, bro."}, {"start": 28737.28, "end": 28738.16, "text": " Three aces."}, {"start": 28738.16, "end": 28738.84, "text": " No, come!"}, {"start": 28738.84, "end": 28739.52, "text": " Joe, come!"}, {"start": 28739.52, "end": 28739.96, "text": " Come."}, {"start": 28739.96, "end": 28740.68, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 28740.68, "end": 28741.68, "text": " Oh, no, Joe."}, {"start": 28741.68, "end": 28742.52, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 28742.52, "end": 28743.76, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 28743.76, "end": 28745.28, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 28745.28, "end": 28746.6, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 28746.6, "end": 28747.96, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 28747.96, "end": 28749.559999999998, "text": " Nah, I got a low chance of dying here."}, {"start": 28749.559999999998, "end": 28751.32, "text": " I think I'm fine."}, {"start": 28751.32, "end": 28760.32, "text": " Oh my god, I missed this game."}, {"start": 28760.32, "end": 28762.32, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 28762.32, "end": 28765.32, "text": " Okay, and then there's three."}, {"start": 28765.32, "end": 28767.32, "text": " Alright, how's it go?"}, {"start": 28767.32, "end": 28769.32, "text": " Nice job man."}, {"start": 28769.32, "end": 28771.32, "text": " Dante, just come on, put something down bro."}, {"start": 28771.32, "end": 28772.32, "text": " I won't call it, I promise."}, {"start": 28772.32, "end": 28773.32, "text": " You're good, you're good."}, {"start": 28773.32, "end": 28774.32, "text": " Wait, I-"}, {"start": 28774.32, "end": 28776.32, "text": " Dante, just loosen up bro."}, {"start": 28776.32, "end": 28777.32, "text": " I'll make a deal."}, {"start": 28777.32, "end": 28779.32, "text": " If I can tell you a joke right now and you laugh,"}, {"start": 28779.32, "end": 28784.739999999998, "text": " I'll call me out on this card. Okay. Tell me a joke. We call stable Ronaldo when he's unstable"}, {"start": 28785.8, "end": 28791.38, "text": " Okay, what do you call stable not only unstable? Okay, so basically, okay, so you have stable and auto and now he changed his name"}, {"start": 28791.38, "end": 28794.48, "text": " Is he changing his name? No, no, he's not stable Ronaldo. Oh"}, {"start": 28796.46, "end": 28803.52, "text": " My god, I get it all that shit. You got it. You think I call that you think I call that one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no"}, {"start": 28803.52, "end": 28806.68, "text": " No, I'm sure okay, it's not good. Okay, I think he's okay"}, {"start": 28806.68, "end": 28809.6, "text": " No, it was a good fucking joke."}, {"start": 28809.6, "end": 28811.920000000002, "text": " Jinxie, if I can make you laugh, you won't call it?"}, {"start": 28811.920000000002, "end": 28812.48, "text": " Yes, deal."}, {"start": 28812.48, "end": 28817.04, "text": " OK, where does Dark Vader go to the mall to get shoes?"}, {"start": 28817.04, "end": 28818.72, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 28818.72, "end": 28820.24, "text": " Yo, just move the shit down."}, {"start": 28820.24, "end": 28822.4, "text": " Mall, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 28822.4, "end": 28822.88, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 28822.88, "end": 28823.36, "text": " OK, I love this."}, {"start": 28823.36, "end": 28823.86, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 28823.86, "end": 28824.72, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 28824.72, "end": 28825.920000000002, "text": " Are you going to call it or no?"}, {"start": 28825.920000000002, "end": 28827.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 28827.2, "end": 28829.2, "text": " Don says, you've got to call it."}, {"start": 28829.2, "end": 28829.7, "text": " Run?"}, {"start": 28829.7, "end": 28830.84, "text": " I'm never calling it a gun."}, {"start": 28830.84, "end": 28832.84, "text": " I'm never calling it a gun."}, {"start": 28832.84, "end": 28834.920000000002, "text": " You should have a URL comedy club"}, {"start": 28834.920000000002, "end": 28838.000000000004, "text": " where you get your viewers to like pull up and try and make you laugh."}, {"start": 28838.000000000004, "end": 28839.000000000004, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 28839.000000000004, "end": 28840.000000000004, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 28840.000000000004, "end": 28841.000000000004, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 28841.000000000004, "end": 28842.000000000004, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 28842.000000000004, "end": 28843.000000000004, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 28843.000000000004, "end": 28844.000000000004, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 28844.000000000004, "end": 28845.000000000004, "text": " I'm good though."}, {"start": 28845.000000000004, "end": 28846.000000000004, "text": " Guys, I have RNG on my side."}, {"start": 28846.000000000004, "end": 28847.000000000004, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 28847.000000000004, "end": 28848.000000000004, "text": " Plot armor?"}, {"start": 28848.000000000004, "end": 28849.480000000003, "text": " No, you're fucking dead now."}, {"start": 28849.480000000003, "end": 28850.480000000003, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 28850.480000000003, "end": 28851.480000000003, "text": " Alright, Jinxy."}, {"start": 28851.480000000003, "end": 28854.920000000002, "text": " Where did that legit 1v1 with 6 lives?"}, {"start": 28854.920000000002, "end": 28855.920000000002, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 28855.920000000002, "end": 28856.920000000002, "text": " You know how this game works, bro."}, {"start": 28856.920000000002, "end": 28860.4, "text": " As soon as knowing my luck, if I mess up once, it's gonna be it."}, {"start": 28860.4, "end": 28861.4, "text": " Alright, let's see."}, {"start": 28861.4, "end": 28862.4, "text": " Is it King's table?"}, {"start": 28862.4, "end": 28863.4, "text": " Let's talk about this, bro."}, {"start": 28863.4, "end": 28864.4, "text": " Let's talk."}, {"start": 28864.4, "end": 28872.760000000002, "text": " one king one you're gonna do you're gonna do one king I have one king okay"}, {"start": 28872.760000000002, "end": 28891.24, "text": " bet one king okay jixi has no more kings okay jixi one king liar oh no oh no I"}, {"start": 28891.24, "end": 28897.2, "text": " I fucked up. Oh, no, please come on. You die first. You die first. There's no chance, bro"}, {"start": 28897.2, "end": 28900.320000000003, "text": " There's no way. There's no way. There's no way"}, {"start": 28903.640000000003, "end": 28905.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 28905.0, "end": 28909.56, "text": " Okay, okay. All right, I gotta get my manipulation on hold on. Wait, are you coming back alive?"}, {"start": 28912.280000000002, "end": 28916.7, "text": " All right, you know, I gotta I gotta get manipulated. Okay, baby back one king one king"}, {"start": 28918.52, "end": 28920.52, "text": " Three kings"}, {"start": 28921.24, "end": 28928.780000000002, "text": " So here's what I think you did."}, {"start": 28928.780000000002, "end": 28933.08, "text": " I have a huge feeling you have two kings and you're just going to put them down so no matter"}, {"start": 28933.08, "end": 28935.0, "text": " what I'm fucked."}, {"start": 28935.0, "end": 28938.280000000002, "text": " So basically what I'm going to do here is I'm going to fucking call it."}, {"start": 28938.280000000002, "end": 28940.280000000002, "text": " But you have a corporate-"}, {"start": 28940.280000000002, "end": 28941.280000000002, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 28941.280000000002, "end": 28942.280000000002, "text": " I had no kings!"}, {"start": 28942.280000000002, "end": 28943.280000000002, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 28943.280000000002, "end": 28944.280000000002, "text": " Why do you play three?"}, {"start": 28944.280000000002, "end": 28947.280000000002, "text": " I feel like it's so aggressive you would never-"}, {"start": 28947.280000000002, "end": 28948.280000000002, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 28948.280000000002, "end": 28949.280000000002, "text": " Yup!"}, {"start": 28949.280000000002, "end": 28950.280000000002, "text": " Is that Bojack Horseman?"}, {"start": 28950.28, "end": 28955.44, "text": " What oh my god, what those you don't even oh Jack horseman. He doesn't even care"}, {"start": 28957.199999999997, "end": 28962.44, "text": " No, it's good. I'm playing good. I'm playing good. Oh, there's not Bojack horseman here Joe. He's in the bar"}, {"start": 28962.44, "end": 28966.78, "text": " Have you watched please? Let me watch that show Joe. I've watched Bojack horseman. That's just a horse"}, {"start": 28967.3, "end": 28974.199999999997, "text": " No, it literally is the exact type of horse of Bojack horsemen. It's just a brown horse. I'm a little nervous here, bro"}, {"start": 28974.199999999997, "end": 28976.199999999997, "text": " I don't really know how to play this hand"}, {"start": 28980.28, "end": 28983.079999999998, "text": " Two kings off rep, risky play."}, {"start": 28983.079999999998, "end": 28987.079999999998, "text": " Ooh, sends it right back to him."}, {"start": 28987.079999999998, "end": 28989.879999999997, "text": " He's not gonna call it though, he's scared to call it."}, {"start": 28989.879999999997, "end": 28991.879999999997, "text": " Someone's spamming a button right now, I think Jinxi has."}, {"start": 28991.879999999997, "end": 28993.879999999997, "text": " He's scared to call it, he's scared to call it."}, {"start": 28993.879999999997, "end": 28995.879999999997, "text": " Jinxi calls it though, trust me."}, {"start": 28995.879999999997, "end": 28997.879999999997, "text": " No, he's not gonna call it, he knows better."}, {"start": 28997.879999999997, "end": 28999.879999999997, "text": " I'm his daddy, you're not gonna call it."}, {"start": 28999.879999999997, "end": 29001.879999999997, "text": " You know what, I was not about calling it, but I know that."}, {"start": 29001.879999999997, "end": 29003.879999999997, "text": " Oh yes!"}, {"start": 29003.879999999997, "end": 29005.879999999997, "text": " Those are the real ones."}, {"start": 29005.879999999997, "end": 29007.879999999997, "text": " I was not about to call it."}, {"start": 29007.88, "end": 29009.88, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 29009.88, "end": 29011.88, "text": " For you!"}, {"start": 29011.88, "end": 29013.88, "text": " Oh no! For you!"}, {"start": 29013.88, "end": 29016.88, "text": " Please don't die. Please don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die!"}, {"start": 29016.88, "end": 29018.88, "text": " Please, please, please, please, please, please!"}, {"start": 29020.88, "end": 29022.88, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 29022.88, "end": 29024.88, "text": " No, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 29024.88, "end": 29026.88, "text": " Alright, alright."}, {"start": 29026.88, "end": 29029.88, "text": " No, no, no!"}, {"start": 29030.88, "end": 29032.88, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 29032.88, "end": 29034.88, "text": " What beer are you drinking, Jainxie?"}, {"start": 29034.88, "end": 29036.88, "text": " Peroni, Peroni."}, {"start": 29036.88, "end": 29040.120000000003, "text": " Yo, Joe, how ballsy should I be?"}, {"start": 29040.120000000003, "end": 29041.32, "text": " You should be real ballsy here."}, {"start": 29041.32, "end": 29042.48, "text": " He's drinking a Peroni."}, {"start": 29042.48, "end": 29044.88, "text": " That means that whatever he plays next is a lie."}, {"start": 29044.88, "end": 29045.280000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 29045.280000000002, "end": 29046.4, "text": " I'm going to match him every time."}, {"start": 29046.4, "end": 29047.48, "text": " I'm not seeing my life."}, {"start": 29047.48, "end": 29049.32, "text": " Oh my god, he just played two fucking queens, dude."}, {"start": 29049.32, "end": 29051.36, "text": " I guarantee it."}, {"start": 29051.36, "end": 29055.4, "text": " I'm going to match him every fucking time."}, {"start": 29055.4, "end": 29056.4, "text": " Call back."}, {"start": 29056.4, "end": 29057.08, "text": " Call back."}, {"start": 29057.08, "end": 29057.84, "text": " No, Joe."}, {"start": 29057.84, "end": 29058.56, "text": " Joe, oh no."}, {"start": 29058.56, "end": 29059.960000000003, "text": " Do I call it, Joe?"}, {"start": 29059.960000000003, "end": 29062.440000000002, "text": " Or do I put down three games?"}, {"start": 29062.440000000002, "end": 29063.440000000002, "text": " Liar."}, {"start": 29063.440000000002, "end": 29066.520000000004, "text": " xD"}, {"start": 29066.520000000004, "end": 29069.020000000004, "text": " You pL-"}, {"start": 29069.020000000004, "end": 29071.54, "text": " He just played his fake cards first!"}, {"start": 29071.54, "end": 29075.660000000003, "text": " Oh my god! Good bye Trump GO!"}, {"start": 29075.660000000003, "end": 29077.120000000003, "text": " I'm alive!"}, {"start": 29077.120000000003, "end": 29078.260000000002, "text": " WHAT?!"}, {"start": 29078.260000000002, "end": 29079.260000000002, "text": " Okay-"}, {"start": 29079.260000000002, "end": 29079.760000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 29079.760000000002, "end": 29081.56, "text": " RMG is on my side today."}, {"start": 29081.56, "end": 29082.38, "text": " Hey, what?!"}, {"start": 29082.38, "end": 29083.280000000002, "text": " Wait, what?!"}, {"start": 29083.280000000002, "end": 29083.88, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 29083.88, "end": 29085.2, "text": " Hold your spawn point."}, {"start": 29085.2, "end": 29085.960000000003, "text": " Okay, let's go!"}, {"start": 29088.680000000004, "end": 29090.120000000003, "text": " Wait, he has spot armor."}, {"start": 29090.120000000003, "end": 29091.840000000004, "text": " Now I see what type of bullshit we're doing."}, {"start": 29091.840000000004, "end": 29092.74, "text": " I got you, Tom."}, {"start": 29092.74, "end": 29094.74, "text": " Bro, we got to play the dice one"}, {"start": 29095.440000000002, "end": 29097.440000000002, "text": " That one is not"}, {"start": 29097.440000000002, "end": 29100.74, "text": " To the problem is I have no king. So I'm just gonna call it. Oh"}, {"start": 29101.420000000002, "end": 29106.18, "text": " My god, all right. Yo, well played run well played. Oh, no, I have no kings, but I have one"}, {"start": 29106.18, "end": 29109.7, "text": " I mean, bro, I know the work chance of dying. Yeah, one and five"}, {"start": 29114.300000000003, "end": 29116.300000000003, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 29117.420000000002, "end": 29121.58, "text": " You wait run left three or two three or two you three"}, {"start": 29122.74, "end": 29125.420000000002, "text": " So you have a 50% chance of dying."}, {"start": 29125.420000000002, "end": 29130.260000000002, "text": " Kingsy, they shipped a new update where you can start flashing him to distract him."}, {"start": 29130.260000000002, "end": 29134.38, "text": " Wait Ron, did you just say I have a 33% chance of dying, Ron?"}, {"start": 29134.38, "end": 29135.38, "text": " You have a 50% chance of dying."}, {"start": 29135.38, "end": 29136.38, "text": " You either deliver or you die."}, {"start": 29136.38, "end": 29138.58, "text": " You have a 50% chance of dying."}, {"start": 29138.58, "end": 29141.260000000002, "text": " There's three shots left and it's a 1 and 3."}, {"start": 29141.260000000002, "end": 29142.260000000002, "text": " Oh, sorry."}, {"start": 29142.260000000002, "end": 29145.100000000002, "text": " I'm thinking there's three bullets in the chamber and you're spinning it."}, {"start": 29145.100000000002, "end": 29147.420000000002, "text": " Wait Ron, what did you just put down?"}, {"start": 29147.420000000002, "end": 29148.420000000002, "text": " One?"}, {"start": 29148.420000000002, "end": 29149.420000000002, "text": " How is he alive?"}, {"start": 29149.420000000002, "end": 29150.420000000002, "text": " I don't know, Brad."}, {"start": 29150.420000000002, "end": 29151.420000000002, "text": " Let's just keep playing."}, {"start": 29151.420000000002, "end": 29160.06, "text": " It's just you buy it one you but I want a oh no for you, bro. You're dying. You're actually done"}, {"start": 29160.58, "end": 29167.980000000003, "text": " Shaza me home. Yeah, son. It's over. Say goodbye. There's no way if you don't die. This is plot or my own god"}, {"start": 29169.300000000003, "end": 29172.500000000004, "text": " Thank you. Thank you. Let's go"}, {"start": 29172.5, "end": 29175.06, "text": " Oh my god, are you guys gonna play anyone?"}, {"start": 29175.06, "end": 29178.34, "text": " Oh, let's go again, let's go again."}, {"start": 29178.34, "end": 29179.66, "text": " You guys wanna do a new mother?"}, {"start": 29179.66, "end": 29181.98, "text": " Oh good, I'll do whatever."}, {"start": 29181.98, "end": 29183.82, "text": " Oh good."}, {"start": 29183.82, "end": 29185.94, "text": " The dice one I remember being on,"}, {"start": 29185.94, "end": 29188.3, "text": " but I haven't played the other two."}, {"start": 29188.3, "end": 29190.18, "text": " Chat poker is good."}, {"start": 29190.18, "end": 29191.86, "text": " Lies poker."}, {"start": 29191.86, "end": 29193.18, "text": " All right, let's do it."}, {"start": 29193.18, "end": 29194.02, "text": " Let's do Lies poker."}, {"start": 29194.02, "end": 29196.3, "text": " Wait, how do you even play poker?"}, {"start": 29196.3, "end": 29197.14, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 29197.14, "end": 29199.06, "text": " Do I say one god?"}, {"start": 29199.06, "end": 29200.42, "text": " You've never played poker?"}, {"start": 29200.42, "end": 29201.26, "text": " No."}, {"start": 29201.260000000002, "end": 29204.260000000002, "text": " I never play poker either to be honest."}, {"start": 29204.260000000002, "end": 29206.260000000002, "text": " I barely even know her."}, {"start": 29206.260000000002, "end": 29208.260000000002, "text": " All right, I'm just gonna die."}, {"start": 29208.260000000002, "end": 29209.260000000002, "text": " I'm just gonna die."}, {"start": 29209.260000000002, "end": 29212.260000000002, "text": " I'm just gonna die."}, {"start": 29212.260000000002, "end": 29213.260000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 29213.260000000002, "end": 29215.260000000002, "text": " OK, so the joke goes like this."}, {"start": 29215.260000000002, "end": 29216.260000000002, "text": " Poker, right?"}, {"start": 29216.260000000002, "end": 29217.260000000002, "text": " All right, ready?"}, {"start": 29217.260000000002, "end": 29218.260000000002, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 29218.260000000002, "end": 29219.260000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 29219.260000000002, "end": 29220.260000000002, "text": " We're gonna play live tonight."}, {"start": 29220.260000000002, "end": 29221.260000000002, "text": " Well, yeah."}, {"start": 29221.260000000002, "end": 29222.260000000002, "text": " I don't really know how to play dice."}, {"start": 29222.260000000002, "end": 29223.260000000002, "text": " Well, let's do it."}, {"start": 29223.260000000002, "end": 29225.260000000002, "text": " Dice, you just claim how many dice."}, {"start": 29225.260000000002, "end": 29227.260000000002, "text": " You go like, there are four fours."}, {"start": 29227.260000000002, "end": 29229.260000000002, "text": " We all have five dice."}, {"start": 29229.260000000002, "end": 29234.260000000002, "text": " And you have to claim how many of a number you think are on the table total."}, {"start": 29234.260000000002, "end": 29235.260000000002, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 29235.260000000002, "end": 29239.760000000002, "text": " So if you have like two twos, a three, a four, and two fives,"}, {"start": 29239.760000000002, "end": 29245.260000000002, "text": " you could claim more than that, assuming like you're guessing what everybody else has combined with yours."}, {"start": 29246.260000000002, "end": 29246.760000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 29246.760000000002, "end": 29248.260000000002, "text": " Alright, she's like, total dice."}, {"start": 29248.260000000002, "end": 29249.260000000002, "text": " Lock in, lock in."}, {"start": 29249.260000000002, "end": 29251.260000000002, "text": " Well why are there two fat rhinos?"}, {"start": 29254.260000000002, "end": 29256.260000000002, "text": " You know it only once again."}, {"start": 29256.260000000002, "end": 29256.760000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 29256.760000000002, "end": 29260.9, "text": " Joe Joe great minds think I like with this skin here. This skin's awesome, dude"}, {"start": 29260.9, "end": 29264.02, "text": " This is like a child one two four three"}, {"start": 29264.38, "end": 29270.820000000003, "text": " Why would you say that you have to bid how many of the number you think there's five five four two one three"}, {"start": 29271.06, "end": 29273.06, "text": " What did he put down?"}, {"start": 29274.18, "end": 29280.9, "text": " Well, he has to bet it doesn't matter if he tells you what he has because he's claiming he's claiming what there is total"}, {"start": 29281.54, "end": 29285.56, "text": " Like I could claim anything, but it always a how many so how many is their total?"}, {"start": 29286.2, "end": 29289.34, "text": " Like you see how I can like look I'm gonna claim"}, {"start": 29290.88, "end": 29292.88, "text": " Four six is"}, {"start": 29293.88, "end": 29296.68, "text": " Four sixes on this table include like a counting game got it"}, {"start": 29296.68, "end": 29301.08, "text": " This is a counting game, and you're guessing and lying at the same time. So it's like also math"}, {"start": 29301.640000000003, "end": 29305.5, "text": " Okay, got it. Thank you, Joe. You should talk fuck what we need to use math"}, {"start": 29306.800000000003, "end": 29311.760000000002, "text": " Well, you know, I just claimed four sixes. So you're saying there's five threes on the whole table"}, {"start": 29312.72, "end": 29314.88, "text": " At least what the fuck?"}, {"start": 29315.56, "end": 29317.36, "text": " Holy AI, boys."}, {"start": 29317.36, "end": 29318.2, "text": " Liar!"}, {"start": 29321.5, "end": 29323.56, "text": " And now it's gonna count all of our shit."}, {"start": 29323.56, "end": 29326.88, "text": " Wait, Jinxy, what the fuck did you call me out?"}, {"start": 29326.88, "end": 29327.72, "text": " Cause you've made a world of friends."}, {"start": 29327.72, "end": 29329.920000000002, "text": " Cause he has no threes, so the odds are there's not."}, {"start": 29329.920000000002, "end": 29331.800000000003, "text": " I have no threes either, you're dead."}, {"start": 29331.800000000003, "end": 29333.0, "text": " Oh, you're done."}, {"start": 29333.0, "end": 29334.4, "text": " Wait, you're done just like that?"}, {"start": 29334.4, "end": 29336.280000000002, "text": " Drink your little poison bottle, buddy."}, {"start": 29336.280000000002, "end": 29337.120000000003, "text": " There's snoring, dude."}, {"start": 29337.120000000003, "end": 29338.600000000002, "text": " What kind of water bottles do you get?"}, {"start": 29338.600000000002, "end": 29340.84, "text": " No, you get two if you drink both, you die."}, {"start": 29342.24, "end": 29344.24, "text": " Bro, but technically he's not really lying."}, {"start": 29344.24, "end": 29346.24, "text": " He's just guesstimating himself."}, {"start": 29347.74, "end": 29351.74, "text": " Yeah, but he should claim something he's confident in in his own dice."}, {"start": 29351.74, "end": 29353.74, "text": " So how do you claim more than one?"}, {"start": 29354.24, "end": 29357.74, "text": " You go W and S. You only can claim equal or up."}, {"start": 29358.74, "end": 29360.74, "text": " Got it, but you press D and A to switch between?"}, {"start": 29360.74, "end": 29363.74, "text": " It'll be, when it's your turn, it'll be in the top right, it'll tell you."}, {"start": 29363.74, "end": 29365.74, "text": " Joe, it's an over-under thing, right? It's not exact."}, {"start": 29365.74, "end": 29367.74, "text": " What the f*** are you dumb?"}, {"start": 29367.74, "end": 29370.74, "text": " That is a, you do call that shit. Instantly call that."}, {"start": 29370.74, "end": 29371.74, "text": " Are you dumb?"}, {"start": 29371.74, "end": 29372.74, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 29372.74, "end": 29376.140000000003, "text": " No, don't you know it to the trust basically now"}, {"start": 29376.460000000003, "end": 29382.66, "text": " Jiki you have to have like five stupid because then now you have to claim seven or above of something else and odds are yet"}, {"start": 29382.66, "end": 29389.940000000002, "text": " He's okay. No, I'm not fucked. I'm not fucked. I'm not fucked. You think that there's oh, you're fucked. Oh my god. No, I'm not I"}, {"start": 29390.66, "end": 29392.66, "text": " Have one three"}, {"start": 29396.86, "end": 29401.780000000002, "text": " Wait, guess what your dad? I think the maximum is seven anyways, bro. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 29401.78, "end": 29403.78, "text": " No, you we you could have like"}, {"start": 29405.219999999998, "end": 29407.219999999998, "text": " Are you the worst?"}, {"start": 29407.78, "end": 29410.82, "text": " Oh my god, this this game is hard"}, {"start": 29411.219999999998, "end": 29418.239999999998, "text": " Why would you play seven threes on the first because I had three so two other people have three then there's like at least nine"}, {"start": 29418.239999999998, "end": 29422.64, "text": " But that's rare. You have one and out like three threes"}, {"start": 29423.18, "end": 29425.18, "text": " Wait vote. No, it's not bad"}, {"start": 29426.26, "end": 29428.26, "text": " Well, that's not bad at all"}, {"start": 29431.78, "end": 29435.36, "text": " Oh, Jinxie's character is chirping you."}, {"start": 29435.36, "end": 29438.66, "text": " So I have to say there's either over or under."}, {"start": 29438.66, "end": 29439.66, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 29439.66, "end": 29440.66, "text": " Yeah, this is not under."}, {"start": 29440.66, "end": 29443.46, "text": " No, Jinxie, it's not under."}, {"start": 29443.46, "end": 29444.699999999997, "text": " It's equal to or above."}, {"start": 29444.699999999997, "end": 29446.0, "text": " Yeah, this is kind of fucked."}, {"start": 29446.0, "end": 29447.5, "text": " You just fuck them over, Loki."}, {"start": 29447.5, "end": 29449.82, "text": " You're saying I have blank amount."}, {"start": 29449.82, "end": 29451.539999999997, "text": " You're saying we have four fours."}, {"start": 29451.539999999997, "end": 29452.539999999997, "text": " We have six sections."}, {"start": 29452.539999999997, "end": 29453.539999999997, "text": " It has to be either equal to or above."}, {"start": 29453.539999999997, "end": 29455.98, "text": " How do I say that you guys have under five ones?"}, {"start": 29455.98, "end": 29456.98, "text": " Five?"}, {"start": 29456.98, "end": 29457.98, "text": " So what, I'm just fucked now?"}, {"start": 29457.98, "end": 29459.98, "text": " No, you just call that shit, bro."}, {"start": 29459.98, "end": 29462.38, "text": " Yeah, you're done. I was not five ones. Are you dumb?"}, {"start": 29462.38, "end": 29465.44, "text": " Yeah, I know. I was trying to say there's under five ones."}, {"start": 29465.44, "end": 29469.5, "text": " You can't claim under your plate. It's always going up, Jinxie."}, {"start": 29469.5, "end": 29473.02, "text": " Yeah, so basically you either have to pull it."}, {"start": 29473.02, "end": 29475.02, "text": " You either have to pull it, yeah."}, {"start": 29475.02, "end": 29478.04, "text": " You're going the whole table as four fours or more."}, {"start": 29478.04, "end": 29480.04, "text": " I get it, I get it."}, {"start": 29480.04, "end": 29481.54, "text": " Please don't be poison."}, {"start": 29481.54, "end": 29483.54, "text": " No, you're good, bro. You get two chances."}, {"start": 29483.54, "end": 29484.54, "text": " You got two lives."}, {"start": 29484.54, "end": 29486.54, "text": " On the bright side, Jinxie will be joining me soon."}, {"start": 29486.54, "end": 29490.54, "text": " No, no, no. I'm not joining your CTE game plan, bro."}, {"start": 29490.54, "end": 29494.54, "text": " This is pretty easy, bro, when you have some fun at this."}, {"start": 29494.54, "end": 29496.54, "text": " So I'm saying there's more than one one."}, {"start": 29496.54, "end": 29498.54, "text": " But you don't have to do, so basically you could do like..."}, {"start": 29498.54, "end": 29501.54, "text": " You're claiming no, you're claiming equal to or above."}, {"start": 29501.54, "end": 29503.54, "text": " Yeah, that's okay, that's okay, better speaking."}, {"start": 29503.54, "end": 29506.54, "text": " Are you fucking, yeah, of course there's one one, you probably have one."}, {"start": 29506.54, "end": 29509.54, "text": " Yeah, what a, what a loser bed, eh?"}, {"start": 29509.54, "end": 29513.54, "text": " I'm gonna do Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, you got any fours or no?"}, {"start": 29513.54, "end": 29517.440000000002, "text": " I'll let you in on I'll tell you what I have if you want to bet something ballsy"}, {"start": 29517.780000000002, "end": 29520.46, "text": " Yeah, I got a lot of collusion collusion"}, {"start": 29521.02, "end": 29527.7, "text": " What do you want it? I know I have three twos what the fuck is going on? You have three twos, but what else you got?"}, {"start": 29528.98, "end": 29530.98, "text": " Two-sex it"}, {"start": 29531.780000000002, "end": 29533.780000000002, "text": " What oh"}, {"start": 29534.260000000002, "end": 29537.22, "text": " No, I'm just dead again. I feel good about that one. I'm not"}, {"start": 29537.22, "end": 29547.22, "text": " I've got two. Don't say how many of you have just played the gameplay. Oh my god. Please."}, {"start": 29547.22, "end": 29555.74, "text": " Please. Please. Please. Please. Me. No. I also lied about the tubes. I don't have"}, {"start": 29555.74, "end": 29562.38, "text": " tubes. Okay. Oh no. No. I was hoping that he would claim like six tubes and I was just"}, {"start": 29562.38, "end": 29569.64, "text": " gonna call it. Two is my life boy. Joe has two lives. I have one run as one. Yeah. I"}, {"start": 29569.64, "end": 29574.3, "text": " have blank blank blank. Oh, first we got under that cup Ron. I'm looking at your dice right"}, {"start": 29574.3, "end": 29583.64, "text": " now. Three ones. Exactly. I have three. So I'm a word. I did. What is that? What the"}, {"start": 29583.64, "end": 29585.92, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 29587.76, "end": 29588.399999999998, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 29589.04, "end": 29590.16, "text": " No, no, it just showed me."}, {"start": 29591.04, "end": 29592.0, "text": " Yeah, I've not."}, {"start": 29592.04, "end": 29592.399999999998, "text": " I lost."}, {"start": 29592.399999999998, "end": 29596.2, "text": " Basically what that means is Joe believes that you have like that's the exact amount."}, {"start": 29596.2, "end": 29598.44, "text": " I bet that was the exact thing that it'd kill you."}, {"start": 29599.0, "end": 29599.44, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 29599.44, "end": 29599.88, "text": " I have none."}, {"start": 29599.88, "end": 29600.8, "text": " So I was betting Jinx."}, {"start": 29600.8, "end": 29601.48, "text": " He had one."}, {"start": 29601.559999999998, "end": 29602.16, "text": " That was stupid."}, {"start": 29602.16, "end": 29602.68, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 29602.84, "end": 29603.2, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 29603.2, "end": 29604.48, "text": " Well, now we're all that dumb."}, {"start": 29604.72, "end": 29605.559999999998, "text": " Oh, we're all even."}, {"start": 29605.6, "end": 29606.32, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 29607.92, "end": 29609.239999999998, "text": " Boys were all on our last life."}, {"start": 29610.44, "end": 29610.84, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 29610.84, "end": 29612.559999999998, "text": " This is actually my turn first."}, {"start": 29613.64, "end": 29620.68, "text": " All right, all right, I don't mind my good fucking lock buddy"}, {"start": 29623.239999999998, "end": 29628.399999999998, "text": " Four threes Jinxie Jinxie, I'm not gonna lie how many threes you have let's just team I have one"}, {"start": 29630.239999999998, "end": 29633.1, "text": " For we can't team that's not a lot. No, it's just team"}, {"start": 29633.1, "end": 29636.1, "text": " I don't want you to put down four threes four threes. I"}, {"start": 29637.399999999998, "end": 29639.399999999998, "text": " Have one"}, {"start": 29643.64, "end": 29649.52, "text": " got it. Wait, no, no, no."}, {"start": 29649.52, "end": 29651.48, "text": " No, I'm gonna get that missed."}, {"start": 29651.48, "end": 29653.88, "text": " Come on, come on, come on shit."}, {"start": 29653.88, "end": 29660.32, "text": " Bro, I was trying to do one six, not six one."}, {"start": 29660.32, "end": 29661.78, "text": " You can't call one six."}, {"start": 29661.78, "end": 29663.8, "text": " You have to call equal number or five."}, {"start": 29663.8, "end": 29664.3, "text": " E-ha!"}, {"start": 29664.3, "end": 29666.02, "text": " This mode sucks."}, {"start": 29666.02, "end": 29668.239999999998, "text": " Bro, you just don't understand the game."}, {"start": 29668.239999999998, "end": 29672.48, "text": " If I call four threes, you have to call four of something"}, {"start": 29672.48, "end": 29674.239999999998, "text": " or higher"}, {"start": 29674.239999999998, "end": 29677.2, "text": " i understand the game and i understand that i thought you just tried to call"}, {"start": 29677.2, "end": 29679.079999999998, "text": " one six"}, {"start": 29679.079999999998, "end": 29680.399999999998, "text": " all right joe"}, {"start": 29680.399999999998, "end": 29680.96, "text": " okay you're up"}, {"start": 29680.96, "end": 29683.2, "text": " let's just have some fun here let's not rush it you know we only have one life"}, {"start": 29683.2, "end": 29683.96, "text": " each"}, {"start": 29683.96, "end": 29687.56, "text": " i'm cat is fuck"}, {"start": 29687.56, "end": 29691.56, "text": " joe do it for the rhinoceroses"}, {"start": 29691.56, "end": 29693.2, "text": " the rhinocerai"}, {"start": 29693.2, "end": 29697.56, "text": " i actually think you're fucked here lowkey"}, {"start": 29697.56, "end": 29700.079999999998, "text": " yeah lowkey i'm just gonna make it"}, {"start": 29700.079999999998, "end": 29701.28, "text": " play fuck it"}, {"start": 29701.28, "end": 29704.5, "text": " because honestly, yeah."}, {"start": 29705.579999999998, "end": 29706.579999999998, "text": " Why all you want?"}, {"start": 29706.579999999998, "end": 29707.899999999998, "text": " I'm not paying for yours."}, {"start": 29709.579999999998, "end": 29711.899999999998, "text": " How many sixes do you have, Ron?"}, {"start": 29711.899999999998, "end": 29713.44, "text": " I have three."}, {"start": 29715.62, "end": 29716.559999999998, "text": " Or do I?"}, {"start": 29719.48, "end": 29720.32, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 29721.86, "end": 29723.62, "text": " Spot on for the win."}, {"start": 29723.62, "end": 29724.46, "text": " Spot on."}, {"start": 29724.46, "end": 29725.62, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 29725.62, "end": 29727.42, "text": " Oh my God, bro."}, {"start": 29727.42, "end": 29730.62, "text": " That's so bullshit that you can just spot on."}, {"start": 29730.62, "end": 29733.899999999998, "text": " Yeah, spot on is low-key lamicki, bro."}, {"start": 29733.899999999998, "end": 29736.7, "text": " Oh my god, I didn't think he would actually believe me,"}, {"start": 29736.7, "end": 29737.2, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 29737.2, "end": 29740.539999999997, "text": " That is both of them."}, {"start": 29740.539999999997, "end": 29741.539999999997, "text": " Don't check it, bro."}, {"start": 29741.539999999997, "end": 29743.26, "text": " It's a claim one more than you have."}, {"start": 29746.14, "end": 29748.899999999998, "text": " Bro, Chad, I didn't think you would actually guess how much."}, {"start": 29748.899999999998, "end": 29751.579999999998, "text": " Why is it a shush?"}, {"start": 29751.579999999998, "end": 29752.98, "text": " TGs, boys, GGs, boys."}, {"start": 29752.98, "end": 29754.5, "text": " I'm going to drop off, y'all."}, {"start": 29754.5, "end": 29754.98, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 29754.98, "end": 29755.48, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 29755.48, "end": 29756.1, "text": " That was fun, guys."}, {"start": 29756.1, "end": 29756.78, "text": " We'll see you."}, {"start": 29756.78, "end": 29758.14, "text": " Bro, guys, let's play more games soon."}, {"start": 29758.14, "end": 29759.46, "text": " That was actually really fun."}, {"start": 29759.46, "end": 29761.46, "text": " It was fun as well."}, {"start": 29761.46, "end": 29763.46, "text": " I can't believe this game is fun."}, {"start": 29763.46, "end": 29765.46, "text": " Alright, me hosts, I'mma catch y'all."}, {"start": 29765.46, "end": 29767.46, "text": " Alright, wait guys."}, {"start": 29767.46, "end": 29769.46, "text": " Peace."}, {"start": 29769.46, "end": 29772.46, "text": " Bro, I actually had no idea about fucking game work."}, {"start": 29772.46, "end": 29775.46, "text": " That's the first time I'm ever playing it."}, {"start": 29775.46, "end": 29777.46, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 29777.46, "end": 29780.46, "text": " You suck bad."}, {"start": 29780.46, "end": 29783.46, "text": " God, for two hours."}, {"start": 29783.46, "end": 29786.46, "text": " Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys."}, {"start": 29786.46, "end": 29788.46, "text": " Let's get something clear, okay?"}, {"start": 29790.42, "end": 29793.54, "text": " Randomly saying words, right?"}, {"start": 29794.98, "end": 29796.98, "text": " Does not add anything."}, {"start": 29797.5, "end": 29804.54, "text": " So sometimes being silent doesn't mean that you're a VC cock. It's as simple as that."}, {"start": 29810.379999999997, "end": 29813.34, "text": " We got an ad! Wait, did you actually?"}, {"start": 29813.34, "end": 29814.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 29814.34, "end": 29815.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 29815.34, "end": 29817.420000000002, "text": " All right, then why you guys are getting an ad?"}, {"start": 29817.420000000002, "end": 29825.38, "text": " I'm going to do a little magic trick, are you guys ready?"}, {"start": 29825.38, "end": 29827.86, "text": " Does not add anything."}, {"start": 29827.86, "end": 29833.06, "text": " So sometimes being silent doesn't mean that you're a VC cock."}, {"start": 29833.06, "end": 29837.14, "text": " It's as simple as that."}, {"start": 29837.14, "end": 29842.66, "text": " We got an ad!"}, {"start": 29842.66, "end": 29848.34, "text": " did your action. Alright then more you guys are getting an ad, I'm gonna do a little magic"}, {"start": 29848.34, "end": 29851.14, "text": " check. Are you guys ready?"}, {"start": 29851.14, "end": 29855.38, "text": " Let's get guys."}, {"start": 29855.38, "end": 29861.94, "text": " Okay so we're 9 ones away from Chal."}, {"start": 29861.94, "end": 29868.02, "text": " Let's put this on."}, {"start": 29868.02, "end": 29872.62, "text": " Alright, 9-1-2 from Charlotte, so it-"}, {"start": 29872.62, "end": 29882.94, "text": " W. Cuck, dude, guys."}, {"start": 29882.94, "end": 29885.22, "text": " It is not a Cuck."}, {"start": 29885.22, "end": 29887.98, "text": " It's- it's- okay, like what?"}, {"start": 29887.98, "end": 29890.22, "text": " Do you want me to just send the V.C. Cuck?"}, {"start": 29890.22, "end": 29892.38, "text": " Cause I didn't talk that much, is how it is."}, {"start": 29892.38, "end": 29895.22, "text": " I hope you record it now, just so you're saying the way."}, {"start": 29898.02, "end": 29902.02, "text": " That's all it is. The Vodger's Soup? Yeah, it's just 30 seconds away."}, {"start": 29904.02, "end": 29908.02, "text": " Dante's LARPING a big streamer. Dude, it's not LARPING."}, {"start": 29909.02, "end": 29913.02, "text": " Two of those guys, Ron and Joe, I've never even met before."}, {"start": 29913.02, "end": 29919.02, "text": " So obviously, I'm not gonna start sitting there and fucking like, being like, yo, like, bro."}, {"start": 29919.02, "end": 29921.02, "text": " What do you want me to say?"}, {"start": 29923.02, "end": 29927.02, "text": " A little bang in our ears now? Yep. Let's say we got a little bang in our..."}, {"start": 29928.02, "end": 29940.28, "text": " Okay guys, now the thing is, and the issue that we're going to find is that we lost our"}, {"start": 29940.28, "end": 29944.8, "text": " last two games in a row, but do you guys think we're going to be able?"}, {"start": 29944.8, "end": 29948.56, "text": " Nice Cameraman POV for game night."}, {"start": 29948.56, "end": 29951.08, "text": " Shut the fuck up!"}, {"start": 29951.08, "end": 29952.08, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 29952.08, "end": 29956.08, "text": " It's not Cameraman POV!"}, {"start": 29956.08, "end": 29962.02, "text": " Yo you guys are retarded today, you guys are retarded."}, {"start": 29962.02, "end": 29965.18, "text": " But Convict, name the player I'm welcome."}, {"start": 29965.18, "end": 29968.7, "text": " And everyone, for all the subs and everything throughout the few hours, thank you guys all"}, {"start": 29968.7, "end": 29970.2, "text": " so much for that as well."}, {"start": 29970.2, "end": 29971.2, "text": " Please do appreciate it."}, {"start": 29971.2, "end": 29978.600000000002, "text": " When you are playing right now, League of Legends, only a few games a few hours away."}, {"start": 29978.600000000002, "end": 29979.600000000002, "text": " It has."}, {"start": 29979.600000000002, "end": 29983.54, "text": " But you know what, I'm going to be honest, I will say, I like the gamble with your friends."}, {"start": 29983.54, "end": 29986.9, "text": " I think what would be really fun is one day if it was Rebo."}, {"start": 29986.9, "end": 29989.18, "text": " I think Rebo would be fun as fuck, Loki."}, {"start": 29989.18, "end": 29990.14, "text": " Yo, you guys know more than one time!"}, {"start": 29990.14, "end": 29991.38, "text": " No, it's alright, come on."}, {"start": 29991.38, "end": 29992.98, "text": " I'll come, thank you."}, {"start": 29997.46, "end": 29999.46, "text": " The gamble is funny? No, I agree."}, {"start": 29999.46, "end": 30001.940000000002, "text": " That's why I think Rebo could be fun as fuck too."}, {"start": 30004.100000000002, "end": 30006.5, "text": " Spectator POV!"}, {"start": 30008.100000000002, "end": 30010.5, "text": " What the fuck are people doing?"}, {"start": 30010.5, "end": 30011.940000000002, "text": " I know what you're doing."}, {"start": 30011.940000000002, "end": 30014.4, "text": " We're gonna die if we say something like that before the blinding."}, {"start": 30014.9, "end": 30015.4, "text": " Endgame."}, {"start": 30015.600000000002, "end": 30016.480000000003, "text": " Alright, let's see guys."}, {"start": 30017.980000000003, "end": 30018.480000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 30018.480000000003, "end": 30019.480000000003, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 30021.940000000002, "end": 30022.780000000002, "text": " Nod show."}, {"start": 30022.780000000002, "end": 30023.780000000002, "text": " They're just having fun."}, {"start": 30023.780000000002, "end": 30024.58, "text": " Let's get Nova."}, {"start": 30026.100000000002, "end": 30027.100000000002, "text": " Alright, don't test."}, {"start": 30027.100000000002, "end": 30029.100000000002, "text": " You matter, CLM, you matter."}, {"start": 30029.100000000002, "end": 30029.600000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 30030.04, "end": 30030.54, "text": " Like..."}, {"start": 30031.140000000003, "end": 30032.020000000004, "text": " It's an..."}, {"start": 30032.020000000004, "end": 30032.780000000002, "text": " NOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 30033.280000000002, "end": 30034.440000000002, "text": " You're not delayed, no we are."}, {"start": 30034.440000000002, "end": 30035.36, "text": " We have to re-sing the life."}, {"start": 30035.36, "end": 30035.86, "text": " We're good now."}, {"start": 30041.940000000002, "end": 30043.940000000002, "text": " Get the repo gambling mod?"}, {"start": 30043.940000000002, "end": 30045.940000000002, "text": " What's repo gambling mod?"}, {"start": 30049.940000000002, "end": 30052.940000000002, "text": " I saw you play repo back CC a while ago. It was fun to watch."}, {"start": 30052.940000000002, "end": 30054.940000000002, "text": " Yeah, repo was a lot of fun."}, {"start": 30056.940000000002, "end": 30058.940000000002, "text": " Repo was good."}, {"start": 30059.940000000002, "end": 30062.940000000002, "text": " This is the only stream on YouTube videos I can watch."}, {"start": 30062.940000000002, "end": 30064.940000000002, "text": " Thank you for not quitting. I really liked my Twitch."}, {"start": 30064.940000000002, "end": 30066.940000000002, "text": " Oh, is that me?"}, {"start": 30068.940000000002, "end": 30069.940000000002, "text": " What you have to?"}, {"start": 30069.940000000002, "end": 30072.440000000002, "text": " I kinda wanted to do a smack on the face"}, {"start": 30072.440000000002, "end": 30072.940000000002, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 30072.940000000002, "end": 30073.440000000002, "text": " No"}, {"start": 30075.440000000002, "end": 30077.940000000002, "text": " Kay, you wanna just stick your fingers to my throat and said?"}, {"start": 30077.940000000002, "end": 30078.440000000002, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 30078.940000000002, "end": 30079.940000000002, "text": " Draw my knee?"}, {"start": 30080.940000000002, "end": 30081.940000000002, "text": " Uh, one"}, {"start": 30083.940000000002, "end": 30084.440000000002, "text": " Two"}, {"start": 30084.440000000002, "end": 30084.940000000002, "text": " Three"}, {"start": 30084.940000000002, "end": 30085.440000000002, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 30086.440000000002, "end": 30087.440000000002, "text": " Ahhhh"}, {"start": 30087.440000000002, "end": 30088.440000000002, "text": " Ahhhh"}, {"start": 30088.940000000002, "end": 30090.940000000002, "text": " I went down there hard"}, {"start": 30090.940000000002, "end": 30092.940000000002, "text": " Hey, no, I'm gonna be careful"}, {"start": 30093.440000000002, "end": 30094.440000000002, "text": " Ahhhh"}, {"start": 30094.440000000002, "end": 30096.440000000002, "text": " No, I'm not, now you're scaring me"}, {"start": 30097.440000000002, "end": 30098.440000000002, "text": " Alright, I..."}, {"start": 30098.440000000002, "end": 30114.340000000004, "text": " I need to play League now. I lost my last two games."}, {"start": 30114.340000000004, "end": 30125.08, "text": " What the fuck did I play MediShare though?"}, {"start": 30125.08, "end": 30127.08, "text": " Hey Diana"}, {"start": 30132.440000000002, "end": 30134.440000000002, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 30139.84, "end": 30141.84, "text": " No, Carrie take over"}, {"start": 30155.08, "end": 30157.140000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 30185.08, "end": 30187.140000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 30215.08, "end": 30217.140000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 30245.08, "end": 30247.140000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 30275.08, "end": 30277.140000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 30305.08, "end": 30307.140000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 30335.08, "end": 30337.08, "text": " You"}, {"start": 30360.2, "end": 30362.2, "text": " Oh, sure"}, {"start": 30365.08, "end": 30368.2, "text": " Wait, what if I just like, Vash on her?"}, {"start": 30368.2, "end": 30369.2, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 30369.2, "end": 30370.2, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 30370.2, "end": 30375.2, "text": " She has no flash, she has no flash."}, {"start": 30375.2, "end": 30376.2, "text": " NICE!"}, {"start": 30376.2, "end": 30377.2, "text": " We're good now, we're good."}, {"start": 30377.2, "end": 30378.2, "text": " Hub hub hub hub hub hub."}, {"start": 30378.2, "end": 30379.2, "text": " Push push push."}, {"start": 30379.2, "end": 30380.2, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 30380.2, "end": 30381.2, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 30381.2, "end": 30382.2, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 30382.2, "end": 30383.2, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 30383.2, "end": 30384.2, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 30384.2, "end": 30385.2, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 30385.2, "end": 30386.2, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 30386.2, "end": 30387.2, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 30387.2, "end": 30388.2, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 30388.2, "end": 30389.2, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 30389.2, "end": 30390.2, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 30390.2, "end": 30397.2, "text": " As long as you got reset for a good hit."}, {"start": 30402.04, "end": 30404.04, "text": " Why didn't you ignite the enemy initially?"}, {"start": 30404.04, "end": 30411.04, "text": " Cause I didn't think I'd actually get that much damage off."}, {"start": 30411.04, "end": 30417.36, "text": " Now then we're going to stun an amtom into a refill, I don't know what you're going to"}, {"start": 30417.36, "end": 30418.36, "text": " buy this for."}, {"start": 30418.36, "end": 30427.36, "text": " Okay so now all we have to do is just play through mid and then we get a solo kill, see"}, {"start": 30427.36, "end": 30428.36, "text": " we're good."}, {"start": 30428.36, "end": 30432.48, "text": " 13k viewers in a way, guys how many of you are getting viewbotted?"}, {"start": 30432.48, "end": 30434.48, "text": " Wait is Ammon an extension?"}, {"start": 30434.48, "end": 30436.2, "text": " Wait, is Ember gonna make an extension?"}, {"start": 30436.2, "end": 30438.2, "text": " What's our real viewer count right now?"}, {"start": 30442.76, "end": 30444.76, "text": " It's like Loki, what's the real viewer count?"}, {"start": 30453.32, "end": 30455.32, "text": " Wow, that was a big fucking shit."}, {"start": 30461.36, "end": 30463.76, "text": " Die, die, die, please one?"}, {"start": 30463.760000000002, "end": 30471.260000000002, "text": " We take those one be too easy as fuck. Okay, so now for items. I think I just go like fully P now"}, {"start": 30473.480000000003, "end": 30475.480000000003, "text": " Very some search"}, {"start": 30480.800000000003, "end": 30486.640000000003, "text": " Some care real really about half okay sick nice"}, {"start": 30486.64, "end": 30495.36, "text": " it's just me a nightbot okay dude it is not just you a nightbot we have more"}, {"start": 30495.36, "end": 30498.6, "text": " than two people watching"}, {"start": 30502.44, "end": 30507.079999999998, "text": " I wonder if you have any chance that I should like"}, {"start": 30507.08, "end": 30522.08, "text": " I'm okay a little worried."}, {"start": 30522.08, "end": 30528.08, "text": " Yeah, I'm a little worried."}, {"start": 30528.08, "end": 30531.08, "text": " Cause like the thing is, let's say the animal is up there."}, {"start": 30531.08, "end": 30533.08, "text": " I'm just gonna crush it."}, {"start": 30533.08, "end": 30536.08, "text": " Cause like if I didn't even walk up, then I'd probably just like in the car."}, {"start": 30536.08, "end": 30538.08, "text": " Guess you're gonna get her like son"}, {"start": 30548.640000000003, "end": 30551.52, "text": " Okay, so now what we can do is we can pick her reset and let me show you again"}, {"start": 30559.440000000002, "end": 30563.460000000003, "text": " Hmm if we just get the alternator alternator should be really good for us"}, {"start": 30566.08, "end": 30570.08, "text": " Like look how many things we go to alternate her?"}, {"start": 30570.08, "end": 30574.08, "text": " Maybe like, Loki has Storm Surge to rush?"}, {"start": 30574.08, "end": 30578.08, "text": " And to like, Shadowflame. Just like a raw AP."}, {"start": 30578.08, "end": 30582.08, "text": " Kinda like that idea, honestly."}, {"start": 30582.08, "end": 30586.08, "text": " She didn't have sex, so we're gonna hold this for a second."}, {"start": 30596.08, "end": 30598.08, "text": " Yeah, she managed to hit 6 off that good."}, {"start": 30603.88, "end": 30607.38, "text": " Am I rec sized able to like somehow get on the unease here? I'm down for it."}, {"start": 30616.38, "end": 30619.88, "text": " See, the problem is that I know that her flash should be up like right now."}, {"start": 30620.480000000003, "end": 30622.980000000003, "text": " And if her flash is up, it's low kill or rough for me."}, {"start": 30624.08, "end": 30624.980000000003, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 30626.08, "end": 30645.760000000002, "text": " Okay, we'll take one punch right there."}, {"start": 30645.760000000002, "end": 30651.08, "text": " I'll just summon the shit."}, {"start": 30651.08, "end": 30654.08, "text": " Alternator to alternate the booty cheeks back to the lava."}, {"start": 30654.08, "end": 30659.08, "text": " It's like Loki is something like that."}, {"start": 30659.08, "end": 30664.08, "text": " Alright, the real question is, what do we do here now?"}, {"start": 30664.08, "end": 30670.08, "text": " Like what do we actually have done right now?"}, {"start": 30670.08, "end": 30691.34, "text": " Oh my god, that was really good fucking trade."}, {"start": 30691.34, "end": 30694.78, "text": " Now on my IS up in like 10 seconds, we're gonna just like go for an insta one shot."}, {"start": 30707.98, "end": 30709.420000000002, "text": " Oh man, it's a posh there."}, {"start": 30721.34, "end": 30730.54, "text": " Did I need really reset? I'm gonna guess that yes she did"}, {"start": 30751.34, "end": 30767.18, "text": " See now what I would love is if I could like get one full combo off on her, but I know if she drops her on me, I'm just fuck it"}, {"start": 30771.46, "end": 30775.04, "text": " Once again, I mean listen even if I'm trading one for one every time"}, {"start": 30775.04, "end": 30779.54, "text": " I think it's completely okay on the reason why I think it's chose because like yes"}, {"start": 30779.54, "end": 30793.46, "text": " we're trading one for one but I wanted more chats here I was gonna say yes we"}, {"start": 30793.46, "end": 30796.34, "text": " are trading one for one but it's like it doesn't matter because we're getting her"}, {"start": 30796.34, "end": 30802.86, "text": " like flash and shit I'm telling play Calista in a minute yes I'm really locked"}, {"start": 30802.86, "end": 30807.58, "text": " in anymore first time I seen a while too"}, {"start": 30809.54, "end": 30838.54, "text": " I wonder if there was any way that we could actually cut this short."}, {"start": 30838.54, "end": 30842.86, "text": " my friends they cover me just want to lay me down"}, {"start": 30842.86, "end": 30845.260000000002, "text": " i'm trying to get some sleep"}, {"start": 30845.260000000002, "end": 30847.58, "text": " category all through this corner"}, {"start": 30847.58, "end": 30848.940000000002, "text": " tired soldiers in"}, {"start": 30848.940000000002, "end": 30853.5, "text": " my brothers and is there under her tower eating the fucking artillery strikes right now as you speak"}, {"start": 30854.3, "end": 30856.620000000003, "text": " if you ever dare to build"}, {"start": 30856.620000000003, "end": 30859.02, "text": " give it all to darkness nights"}, {"start": 30859.02, "end": 30860.46, "text": " i'll give you so much"}, {"start": 30860.46, "end": 30862.620000000003, "text": " you'll get lost in this"}, {"start": 30862.620000000003, "end": 30864.38, "text": " everything i ever did"}, {"start": 30864.38, "end": 30865.260000000002, "text": " do you know what i should do?"}, {"start": 30865.260000000002, "end": 30866.86, "text": " sure as i might just like hard chill this"}, {"start": 30868.54, "end": 30872.54, "text": " Everything is starting to stay, I'm gonna be the same as you"}, {"start": 30873.54, "end": 30877.54, "text": " You'll be a battle, you'll be a little light"}, {"start": 30877.54, "end": 30881.54, "text": " I don't give a s**t, you'll be a battle, you'll be a battle"}, {"start": 30881.54, "end": 30886.54, "text": " I'm gonna destroy you now, I'm gonna destroy you now"}, {"start": 30886.54, "end": 30891.54, "text": " I thought she was literally just like fucking pen under her with like no counterplay"}, {"start": 30891.54, "end": 30893.54, "text": " Like it's always she doesn't do anything about this"}, {"start": 30893.54, "end": 30896.54, "text": " She just has to like literally eat shit every time she walks up"}, {"start": 30896.54, "end": 30897.54, "text": " Simple as that"}, {"start": 30898.54, "end": 30905.24, "text": " If our human race, we commit for sin to get an end or something, all is fair."}, {"start": 30905.24, "end": 30910.04, "text": " That's all I can say to this world, it's playing on the breeze."}, {"start": 30928.54, "end": 30943.14, "text": " I wonder if we can actually get something done on Rachel though."}, {"start": 30943.14, "end": 30949.18, "text": " So now all we do is we shove out mid and then with Swarm Surge I'm going to be honest, I"}, {"start": 30949.18, "end": 30950.9, "text": " don't think we can get Rachel."}, {"start": 30950.9, "end": 30954.5, "text": " Is this an industry plan from Big Autism, yeah."}, {"start": 30954.5, "end": 30961.5, "text": " i'm tylenall's strongest warrior"}, {"start": 30976.46, "end": 30980.42, "text": " like what the fuck is all of this shit"}, {"start": 30980.420000000002, "end": 30983.420000000002, "text": " So I walk mid and instantly I'm getting flashed again by Blitz."}, {"start": 30984.920000000002, "end": 30986.420000000002, "text": " Are we fucking serious about that?"}, {"start": 30989.420000000002, "end": 30992.420000000002, "text": " Like, dude, I walk mid instantly, flashed on by the crank."}, {"start": 30992.920000000002, "end": 30993.920000000002, "text": " Like, really?"}, {"start": 30997.420000000002, "end": 31000.420000000002, "text": " That's absolutely fucking retarded. Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 31000.420000000002, "end": 31014.06, "text": " I think my best angle right now goes that they're just running straight bottom and I just start playing with this shit"}, {"start": 31030.420000000002, "end": 31039.940000000002, "text": " okay guys now if I start sidebending bot who the fuck is gonna come against me?"}, {"start": 31039.940000000002, "end": 31040.940000000002, "text": " Anivia?"}, {"start": 31040.940000000002, "end": 31045.260000000002, "text": " I know it's literally the only guy I can't kill."}, {"start": 31045.260000000002, "end": 31046.260000000002, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 31046.260000000002, "end": 31057.260000000002, "text": " Actually, it's kind of a toss up though."}, {"start": 31057.260000000002, "end": 31074.260000000002, "text": " I'm just going to walk up one more time."}, {"start": 31074.260000000002, "end": 31088.980000000003, "text": " Yeah, my only real anger right now is to lost it over here, because if I don't just like"}, {"start": 31088.980000000003, "end": 31094.58, "text": " lost it over here then he just farms under his sword and it's fucking cancer for me."}, {"start": 31094.58, "end": 31102.820000000003, "text": " Because that's the issue, it's like even if I shove the wave nothing really gets stunned"}, {"start": 31102.82, "end": 31107.1, "text": " right so I just need to like"}, {"start": 31107.1, "end": 31114.1, "text": " do that as slow as possible"}, {"start": 31118.94, "end": 31121.62, "text": " they said I saw that he's like leaving to go towards mid"}, {"start": 31121.62, "end": 31128.62, "text": " so we just hard shove this and I can look on the inner turret"}, {"start": 31128.62, "end": 31131.62, "text": " I mean, Nivia's gotta be Nivia."}, {"start": 31138.62, "end": 31143.62, "text": " Alright, well, the good news is now we actually get an uncontested spot push, which is gonna be fucking nice for me."}, {"start": 31146.62, "end": 31149.62, "text": " So that's one fight. Let's make it two."}, {"start": 31151.62, "end": 31152.62, "text": " That's three."}, {"start": 31152.62, "end": 31153.12, "text": " 3?"}, {"start": 31156.86, "end": 31158.86, "text": " Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLLS?"}, {"start": 31158.86, "end": 31160.86, "text": " That sucka's in the world"}, {"start": 31176.219999999998, "end": 31178.379999999997, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, part of me doesn't really wanna walk up"}, {"start": 31178.379999999997, "end": 31181.02, "text": " cause if I do and I get coughed on by a figure it's really shit"}, {"start": 31182.62, "end": 31187.239999999998, "text": " So I'd honestly rather just like wait in this bush and then hope for the best that she walks up and we get a free kill"}, {"start": 31197.14, "end": 31199.14, "text": " Yeah, I think we're using my close"}, {"start": 31200.98, "end": 31204.3, "text": " Like anivia is mid bro if it's just close to bottom then we kill her"}, {"start": 31212.62, "end": 31229.82, "text": " Okay, so that gives us a little bit of a spite and let's try and get into them."}, {"start": 31229.82, "end": 31236.7, "text": " Like it's just so shit because like the one time I kill the person I'm matching and instantly"}, {"start": 31236.7, "end": 31250.100000000002, "text": " I get claps on oh wait it's actually just blitz well that's fine then oh my god one auto"}, {"start": 31250.100000000002, "end": 31261.260000000002, "text": " oh one fucking auto okay so you got someone I said I would go merch heads this game I'm"}, {"start": 31261.260000000002, "end": 31264.86, "text": " wondering if I actually should or if I just go like raw damage because I probably just"}, {"start": 31264.86, "end": 31267.98, "text": " once they fuck these cocksuckers I just want to build to one shot"}, {"start": 31267.98, "end": 31273.98, "text": " I think that's what I'm gonna do, fuck everything else, I'm gonna fuck everything else"}, {"start": 31273.98, "end": 31275.82, "text": " and uh..."}, {"start": 31275.82, "end": 31278.9, "text": " Nike and uh... Jackson, that's what I'm supposed to do"}, {"start": 31278.9, "end": 31280.5, "text": " thank you"}, {"start": 31280.5, "end": 31284.18, "text": " the best gambler ever and uh... let's not talk about that"}, {"start": 31284.18, "end": 31291.18, "text": " let's not talk about that"}, {"start": 31291.18, "end": 31299.18, "text": " all right"}, {"start": 31299.18, "end": 31306.18, "text": " we need to get it done now though"}, {"start": 31306.18, "end": 31324.86, "text": " I'm going to be honest, like, if I can get a nice pressure, one more wave and then I rotate,"}, {"start": 31324.86, "end": 31326.86, "text": " I think it's gonna get it."}, {"start": 31340.86, "end": 31342.86, "text": " Yo, you guys know about the fucking doll?"}, {"start": 31342.86, "end": 31344.86, "text": " That's kind of horrible."}, {"start": 31351.86, "end": 31353.86, "text": " That's so fucked!"}, {"start": 31354.86, "end": 31367.100000000002, "text": " But if I line my Q though, she dies 100% this time."}, {"start": 31367.100000000002, "end": 31370.7, "text": " I feel like even if I go in here, I'm gonna just set it to 100%."}, {"start": 31370.7, "end": 31377.7, "text": " Unless I can line like another two Qs on her, am I gonna get two more max range Qs?"}, {"start": 31377.7, "end": 31379.7, "text": " and then my dad should be a chance"}, {"start": 31395.7, "end": 31396.7, "text": " end up"}, {"start": 31400.7, "end": 31401.7, "text": " you know what?"}, {"start": 31401.7, "end": 31403.7, "text": " oh no that's my fault"}, {"start": 31404.7, "end": 31405.7, "text": " I'm gonna be honest with you guys"}, {"start": 31405.7, "end": 31406.7, "text": " it's hungry"}, {"start": 31406.7, "end": 31410.86, "text": " only. But I think what would actually be good is if I don't even go Shadowflame, I'm gonna"}, {"start": 31410.86, "end": 31415.18, "text": " be real, I think going Seekers on guard playing Sonya 2nd would be better. Because I feel"}, {"start": 31415.18, "end": 31417.420000000002, "text": " like with some search I have enough one-shot potential, huh?"}, {"start": 31422.420000000002, "end": 31423.420000000002, "text": " I also don't, I'd say."}, {"start": 31426.940000000002, "end": 31427.440000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 31436.7, "end": 31446.08, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 31446.08, "end": 31447.08, "text": " Just recall."}, {"start": 31447.08, "end": 31452.68, "text": " Yeah, but the problem is that if I just recall, it's like shit, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 31452.68, "end": 31456.88, "text": " Like if I just recall, then it's like we never get the kill, but if I stay, then what if"}, {"start": 31456.88, "end": 31462.4, "text": " I like limit us and I actually do get it?"}, {"start": 31462.4, "end": 31464.4, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 31468.84, "end": 31470.84, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna be honest on yourself this shit"}, {"start": 31473.960000000003, "end": 31477.52, "text": " Okay, so I'm missing 250 gold for his own yes, yeah, I cannot fight this guy more"}, {"start": 31478.640000000003, "end": 31482.120000000003, "text": " I'm gonna be honest. I generally didn't think I'd be able to like lose that there"}, {"start": 31484.920000000002, "end": 31486.920000000002, "text": " Sometimes you have to int in order to win"}, {"start": 31489.16, "end": 31491.16, "text": " I'm ironically true though"}, {"start": 31522.4, "end": 31524.4, "text": " Ooh, that was like Ash close."}, {"start": 31546.4, "end": 31549.4, "text": " You guys seen there's any chance that Ash should make a firework on the Dragoner?"}, {"start": 31552.4, "end": 31557.4, "text": " Because I feel like Alyssa would be on this."}, {"start": 31570.4, "end": 31575.4, "text": " Okay, so anyways, we managed to force out again a fuck ton of summoners, so."}, {"start": 31577.4, "end": 31581.4, "text": " But they'd be able to actually like, when this here, that's my question."}, {"start": 31582.4, "end": 31588.4, "text": " I'm my Zonius, which I think is going to help a lot, but I think next time I might even just go like share a bat and she's..."}, {"start": 31590.9, "end": 31593.4, "text": " That's all because we're coaching with Jengzi, she's a tiger."}, {"start": 31608.4, "end": 31609.4, "text": " Okay, let me think."}, {"start": 31609.4, "end": 31616.4, "text": " What do we get down here?"}, {"start": 31616.4, "end": 31619.4, "text": " Okay, not fun."}, {"start": 31619.4, "end": 31634.4, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I think we should just show up on the game here."}, {"start": 31634.4, "end": 31661.72, "text": " I mean, as long as we slow chase this, I think it's gonna be okay."}, {"start": 31661.72, "end": 31667.72, "text": " Okay, so now that Kindred died, the good news is that we solved out her death long enough that we can easily just, uh, play with our rex-side on this."}, {"start": 31670.52, "end": 31673.52, "text": " Guys, genuine question, should I try picking up rex-side?"}, {"start": 31674.82, "end": 31676.82, "text": " I mean, the champion is so OP, what do you guys think?"}, {"start": 31679.920000000002, "end": 31682.420000000002, "text": " I-I can't imagine it would be THAT difficult."}, {"start": 31691.72, "end": 31711.24, "text": " It's just about engaging with your tunnel, isn't it?"}, {"start": 31711.24, "end": 31712.24, "text": " Do it, do it, do it."}, {"start": 31712.24, "end": 31713.24, "text": " Yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 31713.24, "end": 31714.24, "text": " No."}, {"start": 31714.24, "end": 31715.24, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 31715.24, "end": 31721.08, "text": " Yes, I'm gonna let you guys hear us sing yes. I don't know. I just feel like Rex is just so overpowered right now"}, {"start": 31730.960000000003, "end": 31733.300000000003, "text": " Like right rex eyes legit just so OP"}, {"start": 31733.3, "end": 31741.3, "text": " She's living 55% for 6 years straight."}, {"start": 31741.3, "end": 31743.3, "text": " That's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 31743.3, "end": 31744.3, "text": " That's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 31744.3, "end": 31748.3, "text": " But I just wonder if I play with her, is it just going to be fucked for me or what?"}, {"start": 31748.3, "end": 31765.579999999998, "text": " Let me ask you a question, man."}, {"start": 31765.579999999998, "end": 31768.579999999998, "text": " So how much do you need to learn?"}, {"start": 31768.579999999998, "end": 31774.26, "text": " Yeah, I mean, maybe I don't know, Rek'Sai is already just like an insanely fucking"}, {"start": 31774.260000000002, "end": 31775.260000000002, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 31783.86, "end": 31785.86, "text": " Alright fuck it, next time I'm gonna play Raxxel."}, {"start": 31804.260000000002, "end": 31811.260000000002, "text": " the good news is that we should be able to discup this right?"}, {"start": 31834.260000000002, "end": 31856.86, "text": " what the fuck guys the enemy Annie flashed to one man out of five and ten Diana what"}, {"start": 31856.86, "end": 31864.22, "text": " the fuck am I even watching like on what planet does that ever even happen"}, {"start": 31864.22, "end": 31878.9, "text": " happen. She flashed a one man ult, the 5-10 Diana. What the fuck was that? I gotta miss"}, {"start": 31878.9, "end": 31884.82, "text": " if this guy is first timing Rek'sai. If he is, I might have to start one trick in the"}, {"start": 31884.82, "end": 31886.82, "text": " because it means that everyone can perform on it."}, {"start": 31890.82, "end": 31892.82, "text": " I guess that was one of those played."}, {"start": 31897.82, "end": 31900.82, "text": " I think, I think you legit should just end the game here."}, {"start": 31902.82, "end": 31905.82, "text": " Alright guys, we're going to first time Raxxion next game."}, {"start": 31914.82, "end": 31943.739999999998, "text": " So, there's a guy named the REC guy, he's like masters."}, {"start": 31943.74, "end": 31950.74, "text": " This is also Raxidetop."}, {"start": 31950.74, "end": 31961.74, "text": " Wait, isn't this the guy I just lained against?"}, {"start": 31961.74, "end": 31979.5, "text": " This is going to be about how to jungle Rek'Sai, Rek'Sai's always been a very important champ."}, {"start": 31979.5, "end": 31981.5, "text": " QW EwaThemax?"}, {"start": 31981.5, "end": 31992.12, "text": " she's the queen of early game she's the gank ganking queens as really really"}, {"start": 31992.12, "end": 31997.76, "text": " strong ganks I'm gonna be showing off the early clear so here on blue side you"}, {"start": 31997.76, "end": 32003.92, "text": " always want to be starting blue blue on blue side and red on red side if that"}, {"start": 32003.92, "end": 32009.04, "text": " makes sense and then you just want to be you know pulling the cap as you go this"}, {"start": 32009.04, "end": 32014.52, "text": " This is how I like to do it, and then I'm going to show runes and everything, you know,"}, {"start": 32014.52, "end": 32016.52, "text": " somewhere earlier."}, {"start": 32016.52, "end": 32019.2, "text": " You just want to kind of walk it over."}, {"start": 32019.2, "end": 32023.120000000003, "text": " You can even do this even, like a little bit even more."}, {"start": 32023.120000000003, "end": 32027.04, "text": " Your early clear is a little bit slow, so you do need to..."}, {"start": 32027.04, "end": 32030.36, "text": " So it doesn't stand as subtle for Max, you know?"}, {"start": 32030.36, "end": 32037.36, "text": " this"}, {"start": 32037.36, "end": 32040.02, "text": " i think i was cracking up watching your"}, {"start": 32040.02, "end": 32042.84, "text": " thought it was a lot of fun"}, {"start": 32042.84, "end": 32046.3, "text": " sometimes you like to pull uh... but honestly it's not really a big deal if you"}, {"start": 32046.3, "end": 32047.46, "text": " miss"}, {"start": 32047.46, "end": 32050.48, "text": " but he just missed and so does not give us his respect"}, {"start": 32050.48, "end": 32053.0, "text": " you want to just tag the big wolf"}, {"start": 32053.0, "end": 32056.0, "text": " uh... but it is all rights either way"}, {"start": 32056.0, "end": 32059.48, "text": " uh... but yet you just want to be slamming your folklore every single game"}, {"start": 32059.48, "end": 32062.28, "text": " You don't really want to be doing anything else."}, {"start": 32062.28, "end": 32063.079999999998, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 32063.079999999998, "end": 32065.64, "text": " What I like to do, and what I'll show on Rek'Sai,"}, {"start": 32065.64, "end": 32070.0, "text": " is I just want to scale up as much as possible."}, {"start": 32070.0, "end": 32073.96, "text": " It is actually extremely hard to come back on Rek'Sai"}, {"start": 32073.96, "end": 32074.84, "text": " if you fall behind."}, {"start": 32074.84, "end": 32077.32, "text": " So I will be showing that."}, {"start": 32077.32, "end": 32078.8, "text": " Yeah, you saw wrong."}, {"start": 32078.8, "end": 32081.32, "text": " If you fall behind on Rek'Sai, you just"}, {"start": 32081.32, "end": 32086.04, "text": " want to be, because you don't scale as well,"}, {"start": 32086.04, "end": 32088.68, "text": " you will be shut out of the game."}, {"start": 32088.68, "end": 32091.32, "text": " So just gonna probably showing that as well"}, {"start": 32092.04, "end": 32097.44, 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Yeah, I can see that."}, {"start": 36444.98, "end": 36445.98, "text": " I can see that."}, {"start": 36448.98, "end": 36453.98, "text": " Jesus, dude."}, {"start": 36453.98, "end": 36463.280000000006, "text": " Well, guys, that's the last game on the backside that we're going to play."}, {"start": 36463.280000000006, "end": 36464.280000000006, "text": " I'm not expecting it."}, {"start": 36464.280000000006, "end": 36467.280000000006, "text": " Maybe I can find a good angle here."}, {"start": 36467.280000000006, "end": 36468.280000000006, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 36468.280000000006, "end": 36477.280000000006, "text": " All right, well, that's a bit of an unfortunate."}, {"start": 36477.28, "end": 36487.82, "text": " you get you ignore the burrow brings it out gang bang that red buff for it yeah"}, {"start": 36487.82, "end": 36491.44, "text": " but I don't think that was the issue honestly like the issue with this game I"}, {"start": 36491.44, "end": 36494.34, "text": " thought more was that I tried over fours sing late so much in the earlier"}, {"start": 36494.34, "end": 36496.84, "text": " stages"}, {"start": 36496.840000000004, "end": 36501.94, "text": " Yeah, I don't know. We'll see."}, {"start": 36501.94, "end": 36508.86, "text": " Rammus is really up here right now."}, {"start": 36508.86, "end": 36514.740000000005, "text": " Is it actually? I'm gonna be real clear we're not gonna find out."}, {"start": 36514.740000000005, "end": 36520.740000000005, "text": " I'm not gonna walk in first time in Shenmue."}, {"start": 36520.74, "end": 36524.18, "text": " While we're closing up the challenge, I just need to stop walking all this bullshit."}, {"start": 36527.46, "end": 36529.86, "text": " And as long as I stop walking all this bullshit, we're gonna be good."}, {"start": 36536.02, "end": 36538.34, "text": " Alright, you need to play Shaco?"}, {"start": 36539.14, "end": 36544.259999999995, "text": " Guys, it's like you've been seeing what's going on and you're hitting me with, you need to play Shaco."}, {"start": 36544.579999999994, "end": 36546.659999999996, "text": " Are we fucking serious about this right now?"}, {"start": 36546.66, "end": 36553.64000000001, "text": " My guys have been seeing what's been going on in these assa games on rex site and your"}, {"start": 36553.64000000001, "end": 36555.76, "text": " responses play shake out."}, {"start": 36555.76, "end": 36558.8, "text": " It's like someone is ruining their life doing crystal math and then you tell them well what"}, {"start": 36558.8, "end": 36559.8, "text": " about harrowing?"}, {"start": 36559.8, "end": 36561.8, "text": " I won't go my fairway"}, {"start": 36589.8, "end": 36591.8, "text": " i'm going down girl"}, {"start": 36591.8, "end": 36593.8, "text": " i'm going down girl"}, {"start": 36593.8, "end": 36595.8, "text": " i'm gonna tear this city down"}, {"start": 36595.8, "end": 36597.8, "text": " girl"}, {"start": 36597.8, "end": 36599.8, "text": " i'm going by the"}, {"start": 36599.8, "end": 36601.8, "text": " i'm going down girl"}, {"start": 36601.8, "end": 36603.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 36615.240000000005, "end": 36617.240000000005, "text": " I wish I knew you"}, {"start": 36622.200000000004, "end": 36626.060000000005, "text": " You have a cane top yeah, that's fun. So I was on rocks that we're gonna win"}, {"start": 36626.06, "end": 36651.06, "text": " What are you locking here?"}, {"start": 36651.06, "end": 36661.659999999996, "text": " I think that's a good pick."}, {"start": 36661.659999999996, "end": 36664.18, "text": " I don't like, uh, I don't like heck from this game."}, {"start": 36664.18, "end": 36672.939999999995, "text": " I think this game is just really, really, really good."}, {"start": 36672.939999999995, "end": 36674.42, "text": " We need tenacity this game?"}, {"start": 36674.42, "end": 36676.42, "text": " Yeah, we're definitely gonna go more cheds for sure."}, {"start": 36681.78, "end": 36683.06, "text": " Like 100%."}, {"start": 36692.479999999996, "end": 36694.479999999996, "text": " She went, uh, Wukong?"}, {"start": 36694.84, "end": 36697.78, "text": " Now, but the thing about Wukong is that we're against an Udyr this game,"}, {"start": 36697.78, "end": 36700.28, "text": " and if I go Wukong and he builds AP,"}, {"start": 36700.28, "end": 36702.78, "text": " then it's actually like a bad matchup for me, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 36704.42, "end": 36718.5, "text": " I wonder if my bot gets early prio, probably right?"}, {"start": 36718.5, "end": 36724.259999999995, "text": " Yeah, they definitely should."}, {"start": 36724.259999999995, "end": 36730.5, "text": " Alright, that's it."}, {"start": 36730.5, "end": 36733.619999999995, "text": " And uh, Jekyll's time and time and time on some Mac."}, {"start": 36733.62, "end": 36735.62, "text": " of the years you're popping off"}, {"start": 36735.62, "end": 36738.82, "text": " yeah but to be fair we are we did get like you bought it all day today which"}, {"start": 36738.82, "end": 36741.66, "text": " is like kind of insane but"}, {"start": 36741.66, "end": 36745.14, "text": " is like normally you bought only last like a couple of hours sorry but site"}, {"start": 36745.14, "end": 36752.14, "text": " tables are all day"}, {"start": 36752.14, "end": 36753.34, "text": " Alright, let's get them."}, {"start": 36759.58, "end": 36761.58, "text": " Yo, you guys know how to fuck with all of them!"}, {"start": 36761.58, "end": 36763.58, "text": " No, just keep them and stuff like that. Thank you."}, {"start": 36771.82, "end": 36774.82, "text": " But those two on the buffs next patch, brother, are gonna be fucking retarded."}, {"start": 36775.3, "end": 36777.94, "text": " Like what they're doing to their W shield is actually insane."}, {"start": 36782.14, "end": 36793.22, "text": " Okay, so we're going to put out on the gromp and then after gromp we're going to look wolves"}, {"start": 36793.22, "end": 36796.42, "text": " all the way to crowds and then we should be getting."}, {"start": 36796.42, "end": 36803.42, "text": " This is real."}, {"start": 36818.299999999996, "end": 36820.42, "text": " So you're just so retarded."}, {"start": 36820.42, "end": 36822.42, "text": " I really, at least fucking, I was fucking"}, {"start": 36831.7, "end": 36834.7, "text": " You've been fun to watch, so I just want to let you know I'm here, that's not a success"}, {"start": 36834.7, "end": 36835.439999999995, "text": " That's bad"}, {"start": 36835.82, "end": 36836.54, "text": " Appreciate that, bro"}, {"start": 36840.02, "end": 36845.06, "text": " Alright, so the good news is we have a winning ball lane, our mid lane got a kill on the enemy, Udyr"}, {"start": 36845.36, "end": 36846.72, "text": " And I'm not behind"}, {"start": 36850.42, "end": 36854.42, "text": " That's genuinely ridiculous by the way though, dear dude."}, {"start": 36856.42, "end": 36858.42, "text": " Like genuinely fucking ridiculous."}, {"start": 36865.42, "end": 36870.42, "text": " Okay, I don't think we'd be able to contest the barcrab, but I could just float capperts and put them on top and then maybe wrappers invade."}, {"start": 36872.42, "end": 36874.42, "text": " It's like lowkey that could actually be decent."}, {"start": 36880.42, "end": 36882.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 36893.28, "end": 36895.82, "text": " Turn some on the wall to stand out for us you look on the crab"}, {"start": 36907.36, "end": 36909.36, "text": " I don't think I hit level four office"}, {"start": 36910.42, "end": 36936.78, "text": " I don't understand, someone on my team is showing up and I'll delay?"}, {"start": 36936.78, "end": 36938.82, "text": " What the fuck is this guy doing, bro?"}, {"start": 36938.82, "end": 36942.02, "text": " Literally what are you doing? Like literally what are you doing?"}, {"start": 36946.12, "end": 36949.88, "text": " That are all fucking moron. Just things you can class everything"}, {"start": 36968.82, "end": 36975.1, "text": " You know what, even if I die and I trade one for one, the good news is that he still misses"}, {"start": 36975.1, "end": 36978.659999999996, "text": " this wave and Kayn gets his assist."}, {"start": 36978.659999999996, "end": 36982.46, "text": " Loki's super fucking chill for us."}, {"start": 36982.46, "end": 36988.26, "text": " Alright, oh let's go Dusk into Rocket at Belty."}, {"start": 36988.26, "end": 36997.94, "text": " I'll just play bots atop and then we'll get it done."}, {"start": 36997.94, "end": 36999.94, "text": " I don't know why either."}, {"start": 37007.94, "end": 37009.94, "text": " Abon was 2-0, now they're 2-2."}, {"start": 37017.94, "end": 37019.94, "text": " Doesn't look like it's their fault though."}, {"start": 37019.94, "end": 37030.94, "text": " Okay so we're going to do Nautis, we're going to look for the Raptors and after Raptors we're going to see if we can play for 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37279.18, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 37279.18, "end": 37282.18, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 37282.18, "end": 37284.18, "text": " Chum!"}, {"start": 37284.18, "end": 37286.18, "text": " Action."}, {"start": 37286.18, "end": 37294.18, "text": " Okay, so we get our dusk and then next time I want to get rock adults."}, {"start": 37294.18, "end": 37297.18, "text": " Dude, this is genuinely fucking sad."}, {"start": 37297.18, "end": 37299.18, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 37299.18, "end": 37324.18, "text": " Ah, maybe we can answer this bot side, sure."}, {"start": 37324.18, "end": 37337.18, "text": " Nice. I'm gonna be honest, I really want some ex-fucking-dead-by-feller."}, {"start": 37337.18, "end": 37350.18, "text": " You know what, dude, if she dies, hey, I'm not gonna fucking complain, bro. She's with"}, {"start": 37350.18, "end": 37353.18, "text": " Shad down. Hey, we take those. Not bad."}, {"start": 37357.18, "end": 37360.18, "text": " And this fucking piece of shit just throwing it down."}, {"start": 37373.18, "end": 37376.18, "text": " Trying to think of World of War this game as a..."}, {"start": 37380.18, "end": 37388.18, "text": " We'll work this game out as boots."}, {"start": 37388.18, "end": 37390.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 37393.340000000004, "end": 37395.340000000004, "text": " Obviously gives us shagging on this"}, {"start": 37418.18, "end": 37425.86, "text": " I'm free from this place, I'm alive"}, {"start": 37425.86, "end": 37429.22, "text": " Can I get your feet when I see you?"}, {"start": 37429.22, "end": 37432.340000000004, "text": " The world is calling you to my knees"}, {"start": 37432.340000000004, "end": 37435.86, "text": " Can you see in your eyes?"}, {"start": 37435.86, "end": 37439.14, "text": " I'm falling in love with this"}, {"start": 37439.14, "end": 37442.26, "text": " I'm falling in love with this"}, {"start": 37442.26, "end": 37445.46, "text": " I'm falling in love with this"}, {"start": 37445.46, "end": 37457.94, "text": " No, it will stop right?"}, {"start": 37457.94, "end": 37463.68, "text": " Its not Christmas morning after all."}, {"start": 37463.68, "end": 37474.4, "text": " I'm going to be real thick ass."}, {"start": 37474.4, "end": 37476.4, "text": " I think I'll jump and carry this game."}, {"start": 37482.4, "end": 37484.4, "text": " I think I'll make sure I get as much KPS as possible."}, {"start": 37485.4, "end": 37488.4, "text": " Cobra does vision. Like I need to assist and he kills me."}, {"start": 37504.4, "end": 37506.4, "text": " Oh, that actually gives vision to me."}, {"start": 37506.4, "end": 37508.4, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 37508.4, "end": 37510.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 37517.4, "end": 37522.4, "text": " I mean, if this fucking piece of shit could just stop burning it down, it would actually be so much better."}, {"start": 37552.4, "end": 37554.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 37571.04, "end": 37573.04, "text": " Know you guys know about the fucking dog"}, {"start": 37582.4, "end": 37584.4, "text": " He's the business"}, {"start": 37590.96, "end": 37592.96, "text": " What"}, {"start": 37595.12, "end": 37597.36, "text": " And uh, I'm gonna get fish out of"}, {"start": 37612.4, "end": 37621.200000000004, "text": " Okay, um, after Rocket, let's do more Trudz into Zonius. Yes, yes, yes, I like that a lot."}, {"start": 37623.68, "end": 37625.200000000004, "text": " Trudz onius, let's go."}, {"start": 37642.4, "end": 37661.4, "text": " I don't want to jinx it though because maybe you're a monthly retard so it's like even with form maybe you're so useless but I would assume that you're not"}, {"start": 37661.4, "end": 37664.4, "text": " and I hope that that assumption would be wrong"}, {"start": 37672.4, "end": 37688.48, "text": " and uh idiot there in the gift thank you"}, {"start": 37688.48, "end": 37689.48, "text": " Thank you, Raul."}, {"start": 37699.76, "end": 37704.600000000006, "text": " Okay, uh, so, so, so, so, so, so, we're probably gonna lose the next dragon."}, {"start": 37708.72, "end": 37711.68, "text": " My god, I didn't realize that they would all just be waiting in that fucking bush."}, {"start": 37711.68, "end": 37727.02, "text": " 6 days left or else? Yeah it actually is. Not much of our time left. 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38062.100000000006, "text": " The spring of night, I keep working the night"}, {"start": 38062.100000000006, "end": 38069.700000000004, "text": " In the eye, of the tiger"}, {"start": 38078.9, "end": 38081.700000000004, "text": " The eye of the tiger"}, {"start": 38087.700000000004, "end": 38090.700000000004, "text": " I will be tired of it"}, {"start": 38096.700000000004, "end": 38099.700000000004, "text": " I will be tired of it"}, {"start": 38105.700000000004, "end": 38108.700000000004, "text": " I will be tired of it"}, {"start": 38108.700000000004, "end": 38121.060000000005, "text": " Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't, best hacker in the world."}, {"start": 38138.700000000004, "end": 38142.700000000004, "text": " and"}, {"start": 38142.700000000004, "end": 38146.700000000004, "text": " and"}, {"start": 38146.700000000004, "end": 38150.700000000004, "text": " and"}, {"start": 38150.700000000004, "end": 38154.700000000004, "text": " and"}, {"start": 38154.700000000004, "end": 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38588.700000000004, "text": " You"}, {"start": 38616.700000000004, "end": 38633.46000000001, "text": " Don and new man bro Don has always been one of my like most play jam"}, {"start": 38633.46000000001, "end": 38636.58, "text": " and with the buff stacks faster math will run it up a fuck ton"}, {"start": 38636.58, "end": 38643.58, "text": " Let's go in Crazy Night it is."}, {"start": 38646.020000000004, "end": 38653.020000000004, "text": " It actually is."}, {"start": 38656.340000000004, "end": 38663.340000000004, "text": " Actually well played, yup."}, {"start": 38666.58, "end": 38672.060000000005, "text": " I don't know why Katavob quit streaming and does he still play League?"}, {"start": 38672.060000000005, "end": 38681.340000000004, "text": " I mean, if he doesn't, if he didn't openly talk about it, I don't want to like, League"}, {"start": 38681.340000000004, "end": 38686.78, "text": " shit, but TLDR has just said streaming in general for a lot of people is impossible"}, 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too,"}, {"start": 39336.76, "end": 39338.520000000004, "text": " but if I have a fallback option,"}, {"start": 39338.520000000004, "end": 39340.96000000001, "text": " I won't give anything my all anymore."}, {"start": 39340.96000000001, "end": 39342.8, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 39342.8, "end": 39345.420000000006, "text": " So what ends up happening is,"}, {"start": 39346.380000000005, "end": 39348.32, "text": " I was sitting there, right?"}, {"start": 39348.32, "end": 39353.0, "text": " And I was like, okay, I'm on his auto host,"}, {"start": 39353.0, "end": 39354.880000000005, "text": " I'm getting like 150 viewers at a time."}, {"start": 39354.880000000005, "end": 39356.04, "text": " It was, it was charismatic."}, {"start": 39356.04, "end": 39357.200000000004, "text": " Like today and nowadays we're good,"}, {"start": 39357.200000000004, "end": 39358.44, "text": " we're still like great friends,"}, {"start": 39358.44, "end": 39361.46, "text": " but we had like a bit of a rocky period at first, right?"}, {"start": 39361.46, "end": 39365.0, "text": " So what happens was is I was like on his auto host,"}, {"start": 39365.0, "end": 39366.8, "text": " everything was going well, right?"}, {"start": 39366.8, "end": 39367.840000000004, "text": " And then one day,"}, {"start": 39370.44, "end": 39372.16, "text": " we were like in talks with like Professor Kai"}, {"start": 39372.16, "end": 39373.48, "text": " that we're gonna start a gaming house."}, {"start": 39373.48, "end": 39374.520000000004, "text": " I know I'm reiterating,"}, {"start": 39374.520000000004, "end": 39376.76, "text": " but it's cause I'm like all over the place."}, {"start": 39376.76, "end": 39380.64, "text": " So I talked to Karis at one point,"}, {"start": 39380.64, "end": 39381.920000000006, "text": " and he was telling me, it's like, dude,"}, {"start": 39381.920000000006, "end": 39382.76, "text": " the problem with you,"}, {"start": 39382.76, "end": 39384.600000000006, "text": " and the reason why you can never go mainstream"}, {"start": 39384.600000000006, "end": 39386.4, "text": " and why you'll never actually be able to grow"}, {"start": 39386.4, "end": 39389.8, "text": " It's because your community is too toxic, right?"}, {"start": 39389.8, "end": 39393.08, "text": " So he was talking about how the problem with my community"}, {"start": 39393.08, "end": 39394.560000000005, "text": " was that since they were really toxic,"}, {"start": 39394.560000000005, "end": 39396.560000000005, "text": " it made it so let's say 50 new streamer,"}, {"start": 39396.560000000005, "end": 39399.4, "text": " or 50 new viewers came in my stream every day."}, {"start": 39399.4, "end": 39402.32, "text": " Then the problem is that of those 50,"}, {"start": 39402.32, "end": 39403.6, "text": " 49 of them are gonna leave"}, {"start": 39403.6, "end": 39405.840000000004, "text": " because they don't like the atmosphere, right?"}, {"start": 39405.840000000004, "end": 39407.200000000004, "text": " And it makes it so that even if I,"}, {"start": 39407.200000000004, "end": 39409.16, "text": " let's say prioritize five people"}, {"start": 39409.16, "end": 39410.48, "text": " that are gonna type crazy shit"}, {"start": 39410.48, "end": 39412.200000000004, "text": " because they're like five viewers,"}, {"start": 39412.200000000004, "end": 39415.72, "text": " I killed my long term growth potential because of that."}, {"start": 39415.72, "end": 39417.74, "text": " which he was worried about."}, {"start": 39417.74, "end": 39419.78, "text": " So what ends up happening is he gives me this talk"}, {"start": 39419.78, "end": 39426.18, "text": " about how all these jurors, they should be banned"}, {"start": 39426.18, "end": 39427.9, "text": " because they're limiting me."}, {"start": 39427.9, "end": 39434.26, "text": " And then around that time frame as well, I met this girl."}, {"start": 39434.26, "end": 39440.18, "text": " And the reason why I put that in the finger signs,"}, 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Everything is looking good."}, {"start": 39470.060000000005, "end": 39473.86, "text": " Then what happens is that the Doanel Sejwani incident"}, {"start": 39473.86, "end": 39475.020000000004, "text": " occurs."}, {"start": 39475.020000000004, "end": 39477.380000000005, "text": " So now I know you're wondering, what is the don't know such one incident?"}, {"start": 39478.380000000005, "end": 39483.22, "text": " But what happened was that Karrosma was doing this high win rate account to Challenger."}, {"start": 39483.82000000001, "end": 39487.22, "text": " And at one point I snagged him because I wanted to get on his team, right?"}, {"start": 39487.94, "end": 39492.14000000001, "text": " Because I was at the time playing Hacker Midlane and he was like a jungler, right?"}, {"start": 39492.98, "end": 39496.420000000006, "text": " So I snagged him in a game, but the problem is that I was against him."}, {"start": 39497.060000000005, "end": 39501.340000000004, "text": " And then my jungler, right, asks me, he's like, get on to us."}, {"start": 39501.340000000004, "end": 39504.420000000006, "text": " I see you're failed, you just take jungle, bro."}, {"start": 39504.42, "end": 39506.42, "text": " So I was like okay whatever"}, {"start": 39506.619999999995, "end": 39509.259999999995, "text": " so I end up playing against Keras why and"}, {"start": 39510.58, "end": 39512.58, "text": " He banned a hachim right whatever"}, {"start": 39513.299999999996, "end": 39515.299999999996, "text": " and then I walked in such funny and"}, {"start": 39516.18, "end": 39518.18, "text": " I won and"}, {"start": 39518.939999999995, "end": 39520.939999999995, "text": " Keras why was like down I"}, {"start": 39521.74, "end": 39526.619999999995, "text": " Sit here and and I get it right he's like I sit here and I fucking have this got my auto host"}, {"start": 39526.619999999995, "end": 39531.74, "text": " I give my advice every day like I help him out all this shit and then he Q-snipes me in a 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I think they literally just lied about everything, you know"}, {"start": 39592.8, "end": 39594.200000000004, "text": " so"}, {"start": 39594.200000000004, "end": 39596.200000000004, "text": " Give a second"}, {"start": 39599.12, "end": 39606.740000000005, "text": " So what happens is is that early August hits I'm blocked which means that now because we have the plans for the content creator house"}, {"start": 39608.200000000004, "end": 39610.880000000005, "text": " The content creator house I kind of fall through right"}, {"start": 39610.88, "end": 39617.74, "text": " But I was like it's chill because at least I had like all the other shit going for me right because like I was so like doing"}, {"start": 39617.74, "end": 39622.84, "text": " Okay, and my streams and this person was on me how they had like connections and twitch and all that so it's gonna be good"}, {"start": 39623.24, "end": 39625.24, "text": " so late August hits and"}, {"start": 39626.119999999995, "end": 39631.34, "text": " I was like you know what I'm gonna take a semester off of school because if I take a semester off of school"}, {"start": 39631.84, "end": 39639.24, "text": " Then I'm gonna sit there and I'm gonna be good because I was planning on going to Texas to actually live with this catfish"}, {"start": 39639.24, "end": 39644.04, "text": " right? I don't know. So I was like, I'm gonna take a semester off of school, I'm"}, {"start": 39644.04, "end": 39646.759999999995, "text": " gonna sit there, I'm gonna fly out to Texas, gonna live there for a few months,"}, {"start": 39646.759999999995, "end": 39649.92, "text": " whatever it is, see how things go, and then just take it from their full-time"}, {"start": 39649.92, "end": 39656.52, "text": " stream. So while this is going on, I'm also starting to reform my"}, {"start": 39656.52, "end": 39661.4, "text": " community. So I started banning a lot of long-term viewers that just"}, {"start": 39661.4, "end": 39666.28, "text": " wouldn't reform. I saw actually dwindling in terms of your account"}, {"start": 39666.28, "end": 39669.619999999995, "text": " even more because of that and it's like things were looking really rocky but I"}, {"start": 39669.619999999995, "end": 39673.299999999996, "text": " was like it's fine because even though I'm losing like my community right and"}, {"start": 39673.299999999996, "end": 39677.74, "text": " even though I lost like my only friends at least I saw this person that I know"}, {"start": 39677.74, "end": 39682.42, "text": " like is only gonna be there for me but apparently has these like twitch contacts"}, {"start": 39682.42, "end": 39686.14, "text": " and stuff and she'll like that so even if like shit hits a fan I'll still be able"}, {"start": 39686.14, "end": 39693.58, "text": " to like regrow right then early September hits my mom asks me for all of"}, {"start": 39693.58, "end": 39697.98, "text": " this person's information, she runs it because she was like, how about the time"}, 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" So I was at home, just confronted with the fact"}, {"start": 39788.1, "end": 39791.1, "text": " that I took a semester off of school to be a failure"}, {"start": 39791.1, "end": 39794.22, "text": " for legitimately four months, right?"}, {"start": 39794.22, "end": 39799.22, "text": " And the entire time I was like, sad, right?"}, {"start": 39800.22, "end": 39803.44, "text": " And the only time that I got better was a few months later"}, {"start": 39803.44, "end": 39806.520000000004, "text": " when I got re-accepted into college."}, {"start": 39806.520000000004, "end": 39812.280000000006, "text": " And then I treated streaming as just a fun activity again."}, {"start": 39812.280000000006, "end": 39814.920000000006, "text": " Because one of the worst things that you can do with streaming"}, {"start": 39814.920000000006, "end": 39818.00000000001, "text": " is treat it as a job."}, {"start": 39818.00000000001, "end": 39819.840000000004, "text": " Because the second streaming becomes a job,"}, {"start": 39819.840000000004, "end": 39822.600000000006, "text": " if you have a bad stream, it's going to fuck you."}, {"start": 39822.600000000006, "end": 39824.8, "text": " And it's going to fuck your mental for the next stream."}, {"start": 39824.8, "end": 39826.32000000001, "text": " And if your viewer count starts swindling,"}, {"start": 39826.32000000001, "end": 39828.16, "text": " following count starts going lower,"}, {"start": 39828.16, "end": 39830.560000000005, "text": " then this is like your financial freedom slipping away"}, {"start": 39830.560000000005, "end": 39833.600000000006, "text": " and it sucks."}, {"start": 39833.600000000006, "end": 39836.48, "text": " So what ends up happening is that I sit there"}, {"start": 39836.48, "end": 39838.04, "text": " And for months, I was like sad."}, {"start": 39838.04, "end": 39839.44, "text": " I was like, yeah, this shit is fucked."}, {"start": 39839.44, "end": 39842.8, "text": " Like, streaming is over or whatever."}, {"start": 39842.8, "end": 39843.72, "text": " And I was like, I'm probably just"}, {"start": 39843.72, "end": 39847.560000000005, "text": " going to end up quitting this shit entirely."}, {"start": 39847.560000000005, "end": 39850.48, "text": " This shit is just chocked."}, {"start": 39850.48, "end": 39853.96000000001, "text": " But then when I get accepted back into college,"}, {"start": 39853.96000000001, "end": 39856.44, "text": " I started actually having more fun with it again."}, {"start": 39856.44, "end": 39859.48, "text": " I did streaming part-time, slowly scaled up to a point"}, {"start": 39859.48, "end": 39863.880000000005, "text": " where even without an auto host, I was getting like 200 viewers."}, {"start": 39863.880000000005, "end": 39865.600000000006, "text": " And then it was like, actually, OK."}, {"start": 39865.6, "end": 39867.5, "text": " so I still kinda stuck around."}, {"start": 39867.5, "end": 39869.439999999995, "text": " So that was the first time I thought I was gonna quit,"}, {"start": 39869.439999999995, "end": 39871.6, "text": " where I was clearly 30 viewers,"}, {"start": 39871.6, "end": 39875.24, "text": " and at the time, I even wrote this foot longer."}, {"start": 39875.24, "end": 39876.88, "text": " Let me see if I can find it for you guys."}, {"start": 39878.88, "end": 39883.159999999996, "text": " Because the day that I found out that it was a catfish,"}, {"start": 39883.159999999996, "end": 39885.32, "text": " I was like, yeah, literally I have nothing left."}, {"start": 39885.32, "end": 39886.56, "text": " I'm just gonna leave streaming"}, {"start": 39886.56, "end": 39889.36, "text": " and leave social media in general, fuck everything."}, {"start": 39889.36, "end": 39892.2, "text": " And then I had made this foot longer called My Story,"}, {"start": 39892.2, "end": 39894.36, "text": " August 30, 2020."}, {"start": 39894.36, "end": 39896.36, "text": " I don't think I can actually like open the link though."}, {"start": 39899.08, "end": 39900.72, "text": " Yeah, I don't think you can actually open these links anymore"}, {"start": 39900.72, "end": 39901.92, "text": " because it's so longer sound."}, {"start": 39901.92, "end": 39904.96, "text": " But essentially the reason why I made that twirl longer"}, {"start": 39904.96, "end": 39907.68, "text": " was because I was like, everybody hates me for someone"}, {"start": 39907.68, "end": 39909.98, "text": " that I am when I play League, right?"}, {"start": 39909.98, "end": 39911.88, "text": " So I just want to be open about like,"}, {"start": 39911.88, "end": 39914.24, "text": " who I've always been and who I actually am."}, {"start": 39914.24, "end": 39917.32, "text": " So at least like they realized that, you know,"}, {"start": 39917.32, "end": 39919.16, "text": " that wasn't the real me, right?"}, {"start": 39924.36, "end": 39925.36, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 39925.36, "end": 39935.64, "text": " I'm actually playing this game."}, {"start": 39935.64, "end": 39943.2, "text": " So what ends up happening after all that is that I slowly started scaling again and everything"}, {"start": 39943.2, "end": 39945.48, "text": " was looking really good, right?"}, {"start": 39945.48, "end": 39949.8, "text": " Now over the course of the next few years, I had like some peaks, some valleys and all"}, {"start": 39949.8, "end": 39957.0, "text": " all that kind of stuff. And then I had another like really low point, right? Because at one"}, {"start": 39957.0, "end": 39961.48, "text": " point I was like, a lot of people were just saying that I was like a really shitty player,"}, {"start": 39961.48, "end": 39965.68, "text": " right? Because I peaked to like, let's say 2000 viewers, right? And then after peaking"}, {"start": 39965.68, "end": 39971.96000000001, "text": " to 2000 viewers in the early season, I believe it was like 2021 or 2022, I ended up getting"}, {"start": 39971.96000000001, "end": 39977.0, "text": " banned on Twitch. And they forced name changed me from Doanel to Doobly Purple, because they"}, {"start": 39977.0, "end": 39982.68, "text": " they said that Doanel was a sexual reference that meant"}, {"start": 39982.68, "end": 39985.12, "text": " like duanal, right?"}, {"start": 39985.12, "end": 39986.88, "text": " So that was what they said."}, {"start": 39986.88, "end": 39988.76, "text": " They were like, oh yeah, Doanel is a sexual reference"}, {"start": 39988.76, "end": 39990.36, "text": " to duanal, so we're indefinitely banning you"}, {"start": 39990.36, "end": 39992.04, "text": " and we're force name changing you."}, {"start": 39992.04, "end": 39993.56, "text": " They kept me indefinitely banning at first,"}, {"start": 39993.56, "end": 39996.2, "text": " but it was after I got an Amazon rep to actually look"}, {"start": 39996.2, "end": 39998.72, "text": " into the case that they were like, oh yeah, OK, fine."}, {"start": 39998.72, "end": 40001.12, "text": " Well, just force name change."}, {"start": 40001.12, "end": 40003.72, "text": " So for a period of literally three months,"}, {"start": 40003.72, "end": 40006.72, "text": " I was forced to stream with a username dooblypurple."}, {"start": 40006.72, "end": 40008.12, "text": " I'm not kidding you, by the way."}, {"start": 40008.12, "end": 40009.28, "text": " I was forced to shame."}, {"start": 40009.28, "end": 40011.840000000004, "text": " And it literally felt like you're the clown,"}, {"start": 40011.840000000004, "end": 40012.68, "text": " you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 40012.68, "end": 40014.840000000004, "text": " Because it's like all your branding and everything"}, {"start": 40014.840000000004, "end": 40016.72, "text": " is like based around like Do-An-L,"}, {"start": 40016.72, "end": 40018.96, "text": " your YouTube, your Twitter, your fucking,"}, {"start": 40018.96, "end": 40022.12, "text": " your Twitch, your Discord, it's all Do-An-L."}, {"start": 40022.12, "end": 40023.68, "text": " And then one day Twitch randomly is like,"}, {"start": 40023.68, "end": 40025.04, "text": " yeah, you're not streaming with that,"}, {"start": 40025.04, "end": 40026.520000000004, "text": " you're doobly purple now."}, {"start": 40026.520000000004, "end": 40028.840000000004, "text": " It'd be like tomorrow they ban me."}, {"start": 40028.840000000004, "end": 40033.840000000004, "text": " And then my new name becomes like Dan Fallis, imagine."}, {"start": 40033.840000000004, "end": 40041.520000000004, "text": " Dan Fallis. Imagine. It's like, what the fuck? And then you guys see that on your screen, you're like, who the fuck is Dan Fallis, right?"}, {"start": 40041.520000000004, "end": 40049.96000000001, "text": " Like, if all my TikToks, my YouTube videos, right, that directed to Twitch.tv slash don't know, like, all of that was all gone, too, because now I was like, do be purple."}, {"start": 40051.08, "end": 40055.76, "text": " So already, I was like mentally hammered for like months, right? Months, months, months."}, {"start": 40057.36, "end": 40060.840000000004, "text": " And it was just like an overall really bad time for me, you know?"}, {"start": 40060.840000000004, "end": 40076.840000000004, "text": " I need to tell more stories more often."}, {"start": 40076.840000000004, "end": 40077.840000000004, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 40077.840000000004, "end": 40079.44, "text": " I'm actually playing crazy."}, {"start": 40079.44, "end": 40083.4, "text": " So I was mentally hammered for literally months to a point where I didn't even want to shoot"}, {"start": 40083.4, "end": 40088.520000000004, "text": " anymore because it would be like imagine going into your job every day and instead of being"}, {"start": 40088.520000000004, "end": 40094.16, "text": " known as like Dimitri, you're known as like DeTwerkr and you can change this"}, {"start": 40094.16, "end": 40097.36, "text": " right? Everyone that sees you, you're DeTwerkr and you're like dude my name's"}, {"start": 40097.36, "end": 40102.08, "text": " fucking Dimitri like why the fuck are like this is fucking bullshit you know? So"}, {"start": 40102.08, "end": 40105.8, "text": " at some point I ended up managing to finally get the name Dauntless because"}, {"start": 40105.8, "end": 40109.600000000006, "text": " they completely disbarged me from ever being able to use like Dauntless again so"}, {"start": 40109.600000000006, "end": 40115.64000000001, "text": " I was like now known as Dauntless right? And I used to have a lot of people that"}, {"start": 40115.64, "end": 40120.36, "text": " like doubt me that would sit there and say he's like a diamond player he's shit"}, {"start": 40120.36, "end": 40124.76, "text": " he's just a personality like that guy's not even that funny he's not that great"}, {"start": 40124.76, "end": 40128.6, "text": " of the game ironically it's like the same shit you guys so here to this day"}, {"start": 40128.6, "end": 40132.0, "text": " you know what I mean like it hasn't changed the shit that people have been"}, {"start": 40132.0, "end": 40135.4, "text": " saying for years they still say to this day doesn't matter that I've had challenger"}, {"start": 40135.4, "end": 40140.4, "text": " every single season and splits since 2021 no does it matter that I had challenger"}, {"start": 40140.4, "end": 40143.479999999996, "text": " in four different regions no does it matter that I've done all the things"}, {"start": 40143.48, "end": 40151.520000000004, "text": " I've done no like there are so people are just gonna say bullshit right so what ends up happening is I'm sitting there and I'm like"}, {"start": 40152.420000000006, "end": 40157.48, "text": " Everyone's like saying I'm a ship player. Everyone is saying that it's like I'm never gonna be any good or anything like that"}, {"start": 40157.48, "end": 40164.62, "text": " Whatever so I ended up making a one-point-a-butt with someone where I said I can hit challenge on Europe with a hundred ping"}, {"start": 40164.76, "end": 40170.36, "text": " Right. I'm gonna challenge on Europe with a hundred ping and I'll show you really just how good I actually am"}, {"start": 40170.36, "end": 40177.32, "text": " So I ended up moving to Quebec City because at the time COVID restrictions were so in place"}, {"start": 40177.32, "end": 40181.16, "text": " so I couldn't even leave the country. So I moved to Quebec City with a friend of mine detention"}, {"start": 40181.16, "end": 40191.0, "text": " and we ended up playing in Quebec City and I play on Europe with like 95 ping. Okay. So while I'm"}, {"start": 40191.0, "end": 40197.72, "text": " there, I ended up meeting someone, whatever we got to talking, eventually ended up dating. I say"}, {"start": 40197.72, "end": 40202.520000000004, "text": " dating because it didn't last even last two months, which I'll get into the"}, {"start": 40202.520000000004, "end": 40210.56, "text": " reason why in a little bit. I ended up losing the bet, but the"}, {"start": 40210.56, "end": 40215.36, "text": " reason why I lost the bet wasn't because I actually wasn't good enough. The"}, {"start": 40215.36, "end": 40219.36, "text": " reason why I lost the bet was because I actually got hard issues. So the timeline"}, {"start": 40219.36, "end": 40223.880000000005, "text": " was I went to Quebec City and I stayed there until about I think it was like"}, {"start": 40223.88, "end": 40231.579999999994, "text": " mid-May let's say right so then in late May I end up going back to like my"}, {"start": 40231.579999999994, "end": 40237.14, "text": " hometown right where I lived with my parents and all kind of stuff and then I"}, {"start": 40237.14, "end": 40240.78, "text": " was like all right I'm still gonna continue the challenge from here I have"}, {"start": 40240.78, "end": 40245.42, "text": " like two weeks left so I ended up meeting the person that I dated right and"}, {"start": 40245.42, "end": 40255.259999999995, "text": " all that. One day, I ended up not feeling very good. So I didn't think much of it, I"}, {"start": 40255.259999999995, "end": 40257.939999999995, "text": " was just like, you know what, I don't feel that great, but it's probably just like a"}, {"start": 40257.939999999995, "end": 40259.14, "text": " little bug, whatever it is."}, {"start": 40259.14, "end": 40262.939999999995, "text": " Well, I don't interrupt you, but just wanted you to know the long time and new viewers"}, {"start": 40262.939999999995, "end": 40263.86, "text": " are all proud of what"}, {"start": 40263.86, "end": 40269.78, "text": " Wait, give me the same one, give me the same one. I'll check it out after. So, then what"}, {"start": 40269.78, "end": 40276.18, "text": " ends of happening is that I end up fucking, wait, I actually just got a complete thrown"}, {"start": 40276.18, "end": 40277.18, "text": " off."}, {"start": 40277.18, "end": 40278.18, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 40278.18, "end": 40279.18, "text": " Okay, where was I?"}, {"start": 40279.18, "end": 40282.86, "text": " Oh yeah, yeah, I end up not feeling good."}, {"start": 40282.86, "end": 40285.979999999996, "text": " So one day I wake up and I don't feel that great and I say, you know what, I'm going"}, {"start": 40285.979999999996, "end": 40290.14, "text": " to take like a day off the gym because I don't feel like I can actually do it today."}, {"start": 40290.14, "end": 40294.299999999996, "text": " Like something about me doesn't feel right in like my chest area."}, {"start": 40294.299999999996, "end": 40299.26, "text": " So I take a day off the gym, I take a day off caffeine, next day I wake up, same shit."}, {"start": 40299.26, "end": 40301.1, "text": " I'm like, hmm, that's weird."}, {"start": 40301.1, "end": 40304.060000000005, "text": " The next day I wake up, I still don't feel good."}, {"start": 40304.060000000005, "end": 40306.44, "text": " And I was like, this is very strange."}, {"start": 40306.44, "end": 40309.840000000004, "text": " But the thing is that on Saturday,"}, {"start": 40309.840000000004, "end": 40312.740000000005, "text": " so keep in mind that this was maybe let's say Thursday."}, {"start": 40312.740000000005, "end": 40314.94, "text": " On Saturday, I had plans with my friends"}, {"start": 40314.94, "end": 40317.560000000005, "text": " that we were gonna go camping, okay?"}, {"start": 40317.560000000005, "end": 40322.08, "text": " So I told myself, I was like, listen,"}, {"start": 40322.08, "end": 40324.64, "text": " if I can just tough it out till Saturday,"}, {"start": 40324.64, "end": 40326.82, "text": " I'm gonna be able to get a lot of like fresh air"}, {"start": 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"text": " she just randomly declined the request."}, {"start": 40360.840000000004, "end": 40362.520000000004, "text": " Like, it was booked and everything,"}, {"start": 40362.520000000004, "end": 40365.68, "text": " and she just like ended the reservation and canceled."}, {"start": 40367.600000000006, "end": 40370.86, "text": " I was like, wow, that's very fucking strange."}, {"start": 40370.86, "end": 40373.72, "text": " So the next day I wake up, I start my stream,"}, {"start": 40373.72, "end": 40376.28, "text": " and I was like squirming in my chair like this,"}, {"start": 40376.28, "end": 40377.76, "text": " like clutching my chest."}, {"start": 40377.76, "end": 40378.600000000006, "text": " And then my verse like,"}, {"start": 40378.600000000006, "end": 40380.68, "text": " dude, please go to the hospital, go to the hospital."}, {"start": 40380.68, "end": 40382.08, "text": " Like clearly something's wrong with you."}, {"start": 40382.08, "end": 40383.96, "text": " Like, it's not right, what's going on?"}, {"start": 40383.96, "end": 40387.4, "text": " So I was like, okay, you know what, I'm going to go to the hospital."}, {"start": 40387.4, "end": 40394.04, "text": " So I go to the hospital, they tell me, all right, you're going to have to stay, because"}, {"start": 40394.04, "end": 40399.799999999996, "text": " we found something weird, and I was like, okay, whatever."}, {"start": 40399.799999999996, "end": 40408.04, "text": " So then they do this thing called a BNP level test, and your BNP levels in your body are"}, {"start": 40408.04, "end": 40411.64, "text": " something that measure the potential for a heart failure, okay?"}, {"start": 40411.64, "end": 40416.28, "text": " And keep in mind that a guy around like 20, which was the age I was at the time, has a"}, {"start": 40416.28, "end": 40425.4, "text": " typical BMP level of about, let's say, 100."}, {"start": 40425.4, "end": 40432.4, "text": " The doctor told me that when I got admitted to the hospital, 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literally every day, right? And I was like trying to get challenged"}, {"start": 40500.26, "end": 40506.020000000004, "text": " around 100 ping, but ultimately I wasn't able to. So when I didn't hit it, then it was again,"}, {"start": 40506.020000000004, "end": 40510.340000000004, "text": " like a lot of people being like, oh yeah, dude, like, like almost completely ignoring the fact"}, {"start": 40510.340000000004, "end": 40514.26, "text": " that I literally almost died of a heart condition, right? They were like, oh yeah, look at this guy,"}, {"start": 40514.26, "end": 40518.020000000004, "text": " like we were right, he isn't that good at action. He's like really dog shit and all that. And I was"}, {"start": 40518.020000000004, "end": 40520.060000000005, "text": " I was like, okay, dude, whatever."}, {"start": 40520.060000000005, "end": 40520.9, "text": " And then,"}, {"start": 40523.020000000004, "end": 40526.94, "text": " I think it was maybe a week later, something like that."}, {"start": 40526.94, "end": 40529.46000000001, "text": " But the person that I was seeing at the time,"}, {"start": 40529.46000000001, "end": 40532.22, "text": " I found out that they were cheating on me"}, {"start": 40532.22, "end": 40533.50000000001, "text": " with multiple people."}, {"start": 40533.50000000001, "end": 40535.72, "text": " So I was like, oh, that's fucking cool as well."}, {"start": 40535.72, "end": 40539.18000000001, "text": " So I literally sat there at that point,"}, {"start": 40539.18000000001, "end": 40541.46000000001, "text": " and I was overcoming that,"}, {"start": 40541.46000000001, "end": 40543.060000000005, "text": " which was the cheating incident."}, {"start": 40543.060000000005, "end": 40545.340000000004, "text": " I was overcoming the fact that everyone thought"}, {"start": 40545.340000000004, "end": 40546.46000000001, "text": " it was this dog shit player"}, {"start": 40546.46, "end": 40550.1, "text": " because I couldn't actually like hit challenge on 100 ping like I said or"}, {"start": 40550.1, "end": 40552.9, "text": " wouldn't and on top of it I was also"}, {"start": 40552.9, "end": 40557.9, "text": " one"}, {"start": 40557.9, "end": 40561.54, "text": " I'm actually fucking insane and on top of it"}, {"start": 40561.54, "end": 40567.02, "text": " I was also sitting there and I wasn't even able to grab my shrooms properly"}, {"start": 40567.02, "end": 40570.74, "text": " because my doctors only if you ever scream again like you could literally die"}, {"start": 40570.74, "end": 40571.58, "text": " of a heart attack"}, {"start": 40571.58, "end": 40574.7, "text": " right oh cool nice pen today"}, {"start": 40574.700000000004, "end": 40580.3, "text": " So my doctors are told me like you could literally die of a heart attack so I wasn't even able to like grind my streams"}, {"start": 40580.3, "end": 40587.54, "text": " I wasn't able to work out everything that I came to love was just crashing down right can stream can work out"}, {"start": 40588.100000000006, "end": 40594.54, "text": " Nobody really around me right and then the whole community thing. I'm this like dog shit loser all that kind of stuff, you know"}, {"start": 40595.62, "end": 40597.62, "text": " So what ends up happening?"}, {"start": 40597.9, "end": 40602.54, "text": " Okay, is that for a few months afterwards, you know, it's like I was"}, {"start": 40602.54, "end": 40606.700000000004, "text": " having everyone that would be like me or not everyone but they're like a few"}, {"start": 40606.700000000004, "end": 40609.82, "text": " people that would be making these videos so I'm not how I'm like bad I'm"}, {"start": 40609.82, "end": 40616.62, "text": " washed up I'm bad I'm washed up I'm like not good anymore all this stuff like"}, {"start": 40616.62, "end": 40620.54, "text": " making fun of me how I act on stream even though like you know it's like you"}, {"start": 40620.54, "end": 40624.54, "text": " know like I'm literally overcoming the fact that I literally could have died"}, {"start": 40624.54, "end": 40628.54, "text": " you know like being faced with mortality all that kind of stuff then not to"}, {"start": 40628.54, "end": 40632.56, "text": " mentioned like all the other shit too like it was a lot to handle you know so"}, {"start": 40632.56, "end": 40635.020000000004, "text": " it ends up getting to this point again where it's like I found like this"}, {"start": 40635.020000000004, "end": 40641.74, "text": " depressive kind of like melancholy attitude because I was like dude like I'm"}, {"start": 40641.74, "end": 40645.38, "text": " sitting here and it feels almost like I'm getting like bullied out of like"}, {"start": 40645.38, "end": 40649.5, "text": " streaming when I can't do anything to even stop it because anytime I say"}, {"start": 40649.5, "end": 40653.06, "text": " anything my words just get used against me and then that's like another video"}, {"start": 40653.06, "end": 40655.94, "text": " right because it felt like for example let's say somebody would make a video"}, {"start": 40655.94, "end": 40658.3, "text": " And they'd be like don't us his dog shit, right?"}, {"start": 40658.3, "end": 40662.100000000006, "text": " And then I would sit there and someone on my show and be like hey don't us your dog shit"}, {"start": 40662.100000000006, "end": 40664.200000000004, "text": " And I'd be like well. I'm actually not dog shit"}, {"start": 40664.64, "end": 40668.420000000006, "text": " Because this is this is this then it's like another video would get made of like oh"}, {"start": 40669.020000000004, "end": 40672.340000000004, "text": " Dante says he's not dog shit ha ha ha and then like live reaction, right?"}, {"start": 40672.5, "end": 40674.66, "text": " So it's like this thing were for literally months"}, {"start": 40674.740000000005, "end": 40681.340000000004, "text": " It's like anything that I said on my stream would be used to like harass me and then if I don't respond to it"}, {"start": 40681.340000000004, "end": 40684.560000000005, "text": " then everyone just continues with this perception."}, {"start": 40684.560000000005, "end": 40686.32000000001, "text": " If I do respond to it, then I lose"}, {"start": 40686.32000000001, "end": 40692.04, "text": " because now it's like everyone just thinks you're a clown."}, {"start": 40692.04, "end": 40696.64000000001, "text": " So it 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Riot announced his hechrom changes, and the changes that they announced"}, {"start": 40759.16, "end": 40764.200000000004, "text": " were the changes that you guys end up seeing are hechrom nowadays, which were literally"}, {"start": 40764.200000000004, "end": 40768.76, "text": " driven and inspired by what I made as my tweet."}, {"start": 40768.76, "end": 40774.76, "text": " For example, I said, give them more Q stacks, instead of two, they gave them three."}, {"start": 40774.76, "end": 40779.700000000004, "text": " I said, you need to incentivize W max second, right?"}, {"start": 40779.700000000004, "end": 40785.48, "text": " And to do that, they gave them more survivability on this W by adding Armour and Armour."}, {"start": 40785.48, "end": 40790.0, "text": " They didn't do the E changes, and then they also reduced the fear duration of this ultimate."}, {"start": 40790.0, "end": 40796.04, "text": " So three out of the four changes that I like asked for, right, made, okay?"}, 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you heck from every game,"}, {"start": 40880.86, "end": 40886.36, "text": " shopping 20-25 kills and it's like every single day there were more and more people that were"}, {"start": 40886.36, "end": 40891.48, "text": " like wait this guy is actually kind of insane and it even got to a point where I hit grindmaster"}, {"start": 40891.48, "end": 40897.16, "text": " in US on that trip and I was only a few wins away from challenger right and during that"}, {"start": 40897.16, "end": 40902.28, "text": " whole arc too I was also doing this thing called the Rizzler arc right so I was actually"}, {"start": 40902.28, "end": 40907.56, "text": " one of the first people if not actually the first that might have been to actually make"}, {"start": 40907.56, "end": 40912.28, "text": " the term the Rizzler, right? And you guys can go back to my tweets back then, but you probably"}, {"start": 40912.28, "end": 40916.439999999995, "text": " wouldn't find it because of how long ago it was. But back then more was is because I would"}, {"start": 40916.439999999995, "end": 40921.72, "text": " just open or I would have like Photoshop images of me in a Riddler costume and I would respond"}, {"start": 40921.72, "end": 40926.88, "text": " to these random e-girls tweets and just type these like corny pickup lines. You know what"}, {"start": 40926.88, "end": 40932.119999999995, "text": " I mean? Like just like the corny as shit ever with like a Rizzler with the Rizzler outfit."}, {"start": 40932.119999999995, "end": 40935.36, "text": " And it got to the point where it's like I would literally just perm a troll on Twitter"}, {"start": 40935.36, "end": 40940.340000000004, "text": " all night and then I would stream during the day and I genuinely got appointed where I started"}, {"start": 40940.340000000004, "end": 40944.96, "text": " to like love everything again. You know where I was like dude like this is fun like I'm"}, {"start": 40944.96, "end": 40951.6, "text": " loving streaming again like it's amazing right and I even made a video at the end of"}, {"start": 40951.6, "end": 40956.3, "text": " that trip called Europe where I sat down and I even talked about it you know and I just"}, {"start": 40956.3, "end": 40961.16, "text": " like sat there I went over everything and you know like how Europe really revived my"}, {"start": 40961.16, "end": 40965.3, "text": " stream again you know because I went from at the first stream in Europe I was"}, {"start": 40965.3, "end": 40968.3, "text": " averaging maybe like let's say 500 viewers and then by the end of it my"}, {"start": 40968.3, "end": 40972.76, "text": " last year I was picking up like 7,000 I know when I went back to NA I think I"}, {"start": 40972.76, "end": 40977.840000000004, "text": " was like maintaining like 3,000 right so it's like again it saved my career so"}, {"start": 40977.840000000004, "end": 40983.64000000001, "text": " that's why it's the crazy thing is that for me it's this thing where over the"}, {"start": 40983.64000000001, "end": 40986.96000000001, "text": " course of my career I've had in multiple times where it's like I was sure I was"}, {"start": 40986.96, "end": 40991.56, "text": " going to quit, like, reenrolling back into school, sitting there being like, you know"}, {"start": 40991.56, "end": 40995.84, "text": " what, like, this isn't going to happen, like, I can't do it anymore. But there have been"}, {"start": 40995.84, "end": 41000.32, "text": " so many times where it's like, that was my mentality. And then the most random thing"}, {"start": 41000.32, "end": 41008.28, "text": " ever happens. And all of a sudden, it's like, wait, holy fuck, we actually brought it back,"}, {"start": 41008.28, "end": 41015.4, "text": " you know? That's why it's like, cool. And that's one of the reasons why I can also sit"}, {"start": 41015.4, "end": 41019.74, "text": " there and also like be appreciative you know because it's like when you look at"}, {"start": 41019.74, "end": 41023.060000000005, "text": " my twitch tracker graph you can literally see where it's like you go like"}, {"start": 41023.060000000005, "end": 41027.1, "text": " that like that like that like that you know so it's like when you sit there and"}, {"start": 41027.1, "end": 41032.58, "text": " you and you fucking experience that it also helps put things into perspective"}, {"start": 41032.58, "end": 41036.94, "text": " you know and not keep you too like hamdins the idea of like the you know"}, {"start": 41036.94, "end": 41040.9, "text": " like oh like I'm this big important guy on mine like no no really you're just"}, {"start": 41040.9, "end": 41044.5, "text": " gotta people find funny today they might not find you finding tomorrow right and"}, {"start": 41044.5, "end": 41049.9, "text": " And then maybe you'll be able to sit there and like do enough with it that you can like support your family, you know"}, {"start": 41049.9, "end": 41051.9, "text": " She'll like them"}, {"start": 41052.14, "end": 41057.5, "text": " But I was crazy and then this time it was like I got everything going bad like so many things"}, {"start": 41057.7, "end": 41061.14, "text": " Because like you guys have to understand that's never like I stopped trying right like"}, {"start": 41061.86, "end": 41063.6, "text": " At least like once every month or two"}, {"start": 41063.6, "end": 41067.36, "text": " I would like have this new thing this new project that I would try the this new like"}, {"start": 41067.98, "end": 41071.4, "text": " Challenge I would try going for but it's like nothing would ever really like work"}, {"start": 41071.4, "end": 41074.3, "text": " Nothing ever really gave me like that love for shimming again, you know, and"}, {"start": 41076.28, "end": 41078.28, "text": " Nowadays what's nice is that I"}, {"start": 41080.200000000004, "end": 41086.72, "text": " Kind of like got it back, you know like that spark it's like there, you know, thanks to jinx the opposite. No, that's pretty sad"}, {"start": 41087.24, "end": 41089.24, "text": " But yeah"}, {"start": 41090.68, "end": 41092.68, "text": " She's chasing us oh"}, {"start": 41093.92, "end": 41095.92, "text": " You're like really bad at the game"}, {"start": 41095.92, "end": 41110.32, "text": " I'm not going to complain about that, so that's why it's honestly like cool, you know."}, {"start": 41110.32, "end": 41114.32, "text": " Because there were so many things that I tried during the last three years that just like"}, {"start": 41114.32, "end": 41117.4, "text": " fell through."}, {"start": 41117.4, "end": 41123.119999999995, "text": " Events I tried participating in, tournaments I tried competing in, teams that I tried creating"}, {"start": 41123.12, "end": 41128.64, "text": " to compete in tournaments, people that I tried to like set up things with, and it's just"}, {"start": 41128.64, "end": 41132.64, "text": " like everything would just always like, it's like it would feel like it was going to happen"}, {"start": 41132.64, "end": 41136.44, "text": " and it was going to be good, and then it would just come crashing down."}, {"start": 41136.44, "end": 41139.08, "text": " And I swear to God, I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 41139.08, "end": 41144.560000000005, "text": " I must have been let down in terms of like things really just not going the way that"}, {"start": 41144.560000000005, "end": 41145.560000000005, "text": " I thought they would."}, {"start": 41145.560000000005, "end": 41149.44, "text": " So I'm like kind of like a set of perspective, not necessarily like, oh well I thought I was"}, {"start": 41149.44, "end": 41152.12, "text": " going to like 1v9 here and I just didn't."}, {"start": 41152.12, "end": 41159.76, "text": " from a setup perspective like probably like at least 10 times here. Check the"}, {"start": 41159.76, "end": 41164.72, "text": " donown. Oh yeah, let me look at this. And the CMS critter thing has her subs pinned"}, {"start": 41164.72, "end": 41168.96, "text": " them once as well. Welcome back, Yandhi there in the gift as well. My hero is so"}, {"start": 41168.96, "end": 41173.840000000004, "text": " 1v9 when trauma dumping. Well, it's because it's more of a thing of like, the"}, {"start": 41173.840000000004, "end": 41178.880000000005, "text": " thing that I like about my streaming career is that there's a story behind it,"}, {"start": 41178.88, "end": 41184.84, "text": " You know, it's not just like I go live every day and I play League of Legends like there's a story. There's arcs"}, {"start": 41184.84, "end": 41191.619999999995, "text": " There's like things that happen. You know, there's like time periods. There's there's right. There's rises. There's falls"}, {"start": 41191.619999999995, "end": 41196.28, "text": " There's fucking like challenges that dude like there's everything, you know, I mean"}, {"start": 41196.52, "end": 41199.54, "text": " So that's why it's like cool and I can sit there and recount the stories"}, {"start": 41199.54, "end": 41202.24, "text": " It's kind of like how people are gonna recount their like glory days"}, {"start": 41202.24, "end": 41209.799999999996, "text": " But you can say this moment in general to be the biggest moment or thing to happen to"}, {"start": 41209.799999999996, "end": 41215.64, "text": " you to our streaming career, yeah without a doubt for sure."}, {"start": 41215.64, "end": 41220.68, "text": " Because I think the interesting thing about the whole Jinxie thing too is that it's probably"}, {"start": 41220.68, "end": 41227.159999999996, "text": " like the first time that I even feel like included within the general Twitch scene as"}, {"start": 41227.159999999996, "end": 41228.159999999996, "text": " well."}, {"start": 41228.16, "end": 41233.44, "text": " Because like what I mean by that is like like today for example the fact that"}, {"start": 41233.44, "end": 41237.36, "text": " Jinx he was willing to include me in the and like the game night and stuff like"}, {"start": 41237.36, "end": 41243.4, "text": " that like to actually feel like oh you know like I'm a streamer and I'm like"}, {"start": 41243.4, "end": 41246.36, "text": " streaming with other shimmers I'm saying they were like doing content and"}, {"start": 41246.36, "end": 41249.8, "text": " stuff like that you know it's the first time I really like feel like that ever"}, {"start": 41249.8, "end": 41254.0, "text": " you know because in the past even when I would like let's say blow up or have"}, {"start": 41254.0, "end": 41258.8, "text": " like really good like times or moments it never really translated into anything"}, {"start": 41258.8, "end": 41263.2, "text": " other than like more people want to watch me play league you know so that's why"}, {"start": 41263.2, "end": 41268.52, "text": " this time I feel like it's it's different right and the reason obviously"}, {"start": 41268.52, "end": 41272.84, "text": " is because like since James enjoys doing stuff with many like once include me"}, {"start": 41272.84, "end": 41279.88, "text": " and he's just like a great guy in that respect then it opened"}, {"start": 41284.0, "end": 41286.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41314.0, "end": 41316.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41344.0, "end": 41346.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41374.0, "end": 41376.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41404.0, "end": 41406.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41434.0, "end": 41436.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 41464.0, "end": 41471.0, "text": " and"}, {"start": 41482.0, "end": 41483.0, "text": " started"}, {"start": 41483.0, "end": 41485.52, "text": " yet that's what i'm saying is like crazy to me"}, {"start": 41485.52, "end": 41488.72, "text": " is like in my head i was like already like down for the count you know i mean"}, {"start": 41488.72, "end": 41490.76, "text": " like alright well it is what it is"}, {"start": 41490.76, "end": 41497.76, "text": " time to hang it up wrap it up and see if we're going to do something else here"}, {"start": 41503.96, "end": 41508.64, "text": " I remember the marathon where the Oilers would not stop and you decide to end the marathon"}, {"start": 41508.64, "end": 41510.36, "text": " even though the timer was not done"}, {"start": 41510.36, "end": 41514.32, "text": " yeah no I know what you mean so I'll tell you guys a story about that"}, {"start": 41514.32, "end": 41517.16, "text": " so the first time I went to Korea"}, {"start": 41517.16, "end": 41521.08, "text": " i had the craziest run that korea had ever seen at the time"}, {"start": 41521.08, "end": 41522.16, "text": " and i had gone"}, {"start": 41522.16, "end": 41524.32000000001, "text": " uh... to challenge her in like ten days"}, {"start": 41524.32000000001, "end": 41525.44, "text": " with like"}, {"start": 41525.44, "end": 41529.46000000001, "text": " this good winrate and i was playing like thirty games a day right"}, {"start": 41529.46000000001, "end": 41532.380000000005, "text": " and the reason why that run didn't end up in rank one"}, {"start": 41532.380000000005, "end": 41535.880000000005, "text": " was because uh... the hotel that we're playing from"}, {"start": 41535.880000000005, "end": 41539.780000000006, "text": " one of the streamers i was playing from the hotel got a key back and then when"}, {"start": 41539.780000000006, "end": 41543.72, "text": " he got a key back everyone do you want to go to a lot of other and greek felt in"}, {"start": 41543.72, "end": 41548.18, "text": " terms of chemistry and how well your personalities work together. I actually"}, {"start": 41548.18, "end": 41555.14, "text": " started watching Twitch daily. I'm glad that you're enjoying it."}, {"start": 41555.14, "end": 41559.66, "text": " So anyways what happens is at the hotel all the shimmers are getting banned"}, {"start": 41559.66, "end": 41564.18, "text": " right and it literally became the thing where for legitimately two weeks straight"}, {"start": 41564.18, "end": 41568.94, "text": " I would go on a new account I'd play on it for a day and then I would get banned"}, {"start": 41568.94, "end": 41575.3, "text": " right and by the time that my flight was like gonna come I got in down literally"}, {"start": 41575.3, "end": 41580.420000000006, "text": " the day before that my flight was like set to bring me back to Canada and I"}, {"start": 41580.420000000006, "end": 41583.66, "text": " was like I'm gonna be honest I'm so mentally destroyed from all this that I"}, {"start": 41583.66, "end": 41586.340000000004, "text": " don't want to like do it like I'm not gonna extend my trip I'm just going home"}, {"start": 41586.340000000004, "end": 41592.22, "text": " right so what happens is that a few months later"}, {"start": 41592.22, "end": 41598.22, "text": " Isn't it crazy how much she does?"}, {"start": 41598.22, "end": 41604.58, "text": " So what ends up happening is that a few months later, I go to Germany for the first time,"}, {"start": 41604.58, "end": 41607.74, "text": " and there is where I met my wife."}, {"start": 41607.74, "end": 41617.58, "text": " And while I was in Germany, I hit a 65% winrate, I believe, on Hecarim to challenge her Europe."}, {"start": 41617.58, "end": 41622.14, "text": " three days before I left Germany and it was actually like about two and a half"}, {"start": 41622.14, "end": 41626.9, "text": " weeks before my career my next like Korea sub-a-thon was gonna start riot"}, {"start": 41626.9, "end": 41631.3, "text": " actually nerfed the fuck out of jungle but when I tell you guys a nerve jungle"}, {"start": 41631.3, "end": 41635.060000000005, "text": " and I don't mean that's like 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and you're inting the"}, {"start": 41668.34, "end": 41669.34, "text": " game."}, {"start": 41669.34, "end": 41670.34, "text": " Go figure."}, {"start": 41670.34, "end": 41671.34, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 41671.34, "end": 41672.34, "text": " You got in a relationship and now you fell off."}, {"start": 41672.34, "end": 41673.34, "text": " Go figure."}, {"start": 41673.34, "end": 41674.34, "text": " Wow, Dawn Test."}, {"start": 41674.340000000004, "end": 41678.08, "text": " You gotta leave your relationship bro because you're playing like shit nowadays and it's"}, {"start": 41678.08, "end": 41679.58, "text": " like it wasn't that."}, {"start": 41679.58, "end": 41683.54, "text": " You know like it's a fact that Riot literally nerfed everything that made my first career"}, {"start": 41683.54, "end": 41684.54, "text": " trip good."}, {"start": 41684.54, "end": 41685.54, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 41685.54, "end": 41689.420000000006, "text": " And yeah, I got to a point where it's like 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"text": " you fucking piece of shit bastard"}, {"start": 41760.96, "end": 41762.96, "text": " yo you guys know what the fuck I'm talking about"}, {"start": 41762.96, "end": 41765.32, "text": " thank you I'm not even determined to thank you"}, {"start": 41765.32, "end": 41768.24, "text": " hey honestly I do not care about other people's opinion of you or the type of"}, {"start": 41768.24, "end": 41772.560000000005, "text": " content you create it's because at the end of the day at the end day I just"}, {"start": 41772.560000000005, "end": 41775.880000000005, "text": " realized how meaningless I actually am to most people that are ever gonna be"}, {"start": 41775.880000000005, "end": 41780.8, "text": " involved in my content in any way so like what I mean by that is like you guys"}, {"start": 41780.8, "end": 41784.36, "text": " are gonna scroll real right of me and you might be like dude what the fuck"}, {"start": 41784.36, "end": 41788.7, "text": " Santa's doing but then you're gonna scroll and there's gonna be another real and another real and another real"}, {"start": 41788.96, "end": 41791.2, "text": " You're gonna open my shim for an hour, right?"}, {"start": 41791.44, "end": 41793.48, "text": " You're gonna be like well this guy's using his mind"}, {"start": 41793.48, "end": 41798.16, "text": " But then you're gonna turn off your PC and you're gonna do your homework or you're gonna hang out with your friends, right?"}, {"start": 41798.16, "end": 41801.64, "text": " You're gonna play League yourself, maybe and it's like the thing is that I"}, {"start": 41802.88, "end": 41804.88, "text": " realized that I am not"}, {"start": 41805.36, "end": 41807.36, "text": " important, right and"}, {"start": 41808.12, "end": 41811.96, "text": " The thing is that realizing that you're not important to other people is a blessing"}, {"start": 41811.96, "end": 41815.54, "text": " blessing, because then you realize that no matter how you are, how you're going to be"}, {"start": 41815.54, "end": 41819.5, "text": " and all that, like you're insignificant, so it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 41819.5, "end": 41823.14, "text": " If I decide to go to school tomorrow, right, and I don't shower, yeah, I'm going to smell"}, {"start": 41823.14, "end": 41826.94, "text": " like shit and people are going to say, oh, this guy smells like ass, what do they care?"}, {"start": 41826.94, "end": 41830.659999999996, "text": " You're just going to go and they're going to continue about their day, right?"}, {"start": 41830.659999999996, "end": 41834.58, "text": " So it's like when you realize how meaningless and insignificant you are to other people,"}, {"start": 41834.58, "end": 41838.42, "text": " it opens up like a lot of doors for you to just be you, you know?"}, {"start": 41838.42, "end": 41843.42, "text": " I was actually talking to Laura, Laura was talking to me about her recently, because at one point Laura was like,"}, {"start": 41843.42, "end": 41845.92, "text": " did you know what I realized about being with you?"}, {"start": 41845.92, "end": 41850.34, "text": " And I was like what? And she's like, I'm gonna be honest, I have no shame anymore."}, {"start": 41851.0, "end": 41856.54, "text": " And I was like, what do you mean? And she's like, because like you're so like shameless with like the way you run,"}, {"start": 41856.54, "end": 41857.5, "text": " she didn't mean it in the mean way."}, {"start": 41857.5, "end": 41860.38, "text": " She's like, you like just don't give a fuck at all?"}, {"start": 41860.72, "end": 41865.479999999996, "text": " That it's like, I sit there and even me, I'm like, dude, why the fuck am I gonna care?"}, {"start": 41865.48, "end": 41870.64000000001, "text": " And like Dante's literally doesn't give a shit because if Dante's doesn't give a shit and he actually he does"}, {"start": 41870.64000000001, "end": 41872.64000000001, "text": " Then what the fuck am I gonna like her about you know?"}, {"start": 41873.16, "end": 41880.0, "text": " I was like yeah exactly like that. That's what I've been telling you baby like why even fucking care just be you who gives a shit"}, {"start": 41880.240000000005, "end": 41882.240000000005, "text": " You know I mean"}, {"start": 41882.240000000005, "end": 41886.520000000004, "text": " Like it's her just like just be fucking you who's good who's gonna care you know I"}, {"start": 41891.64000000001, "end": 41893.64000000001, "text": " Want to sell this for this one"}, {"start": 41895.48, "end": 41903.16, "text": " The entertainment you bring is the best part of some people's day, exactly, but I wanted"}, {"start": 41903.16, "end": 41905.240000000005, "text": " to listen to what you just said."}, {"start": 41905.240000000005, "end": 41909.380000000005, "text": " You just said the entertainment I bring, and this is what I'm trying to make you guys understand."}, {"start": 41909.380000000005, "end": 41912.32, "text": " So that's the things I'm going to say that are going to make people laugh, the way that"}, {"start": 41912.32, "end": 41915.94, "text": " I'm going to act on stream, the stories I'm going to talk about, right?"}, {"start": 41915.94, "end": 41921.08, "text": " And that's why it's like at the end of the day, even if those stories make me seem cringe,"}, {"start": 41921.08, "end": 41924.4, "text": " or even if they sit there and like, it's going to be something that people are going to laugh"}, {"start": 41924.4, "end": 41927.200000000004, "text": " or clip people are going to reference for years after."}, {"start": 41927.200000000004, "end": 41929.72, "text": " It's like at the end of the day, it made people laugh, you know?"}, {"start": 41929.72, "end": 41932.520000000004, "text": " And it brightens their day and not so matters."}, {"start": 41932.520000000004, "end": 41934.6, "text": " So that's why regardless of how you're going to sit there"}, {"start": 41934.6, "end": 41936.44, "text": " and think, I'm cringe, I'm this, I'm that,"}, {"start": 41936.44, "end": 41938.76, "text": " it's like I'm making people laugh, you know?"}, {"start": 41938.76, "end": 41940.48, "text": " And I'm saying that people are enjoying my stuff,"}, {"start": 41940.48, "end": 41943.08, "text": " so it's like, okay, I'm cringe."}, {"start": 41944.08, "end": 41946.36, "text": " You know, cool, I love being cringe."}, {"start": 41954.4, "end": 41956.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 41957.9, "end": 41960.4, "text": " I'm really enjoying learning about your backstory."}, {"start": 41960.4, "end": 41966.4, "text": " It's very human. Some people call this being toxic. Others call it being shameless."}, {"start": 41966.4, "end": 41973.4, "text": " I see it as being authentic. I respect you for this. You're significant to me, like your streams, bro."}, {"start": 41973.4, "end": 41974.4, "text": " Thank you, Ron."}, {"start": 41974.4, "end": 41976.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 41976.4, "end": 41977.4, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 41977.4, "end": 41981.4, "text": " I hope you're proud of yourself, dude. Junko for sure brings numbers."}, {"start": 41981.4, "end": 41985.16, "text": " to be honest you are hilarious all stream not just the four or less hours"}, {"start": 41985.16, "end": 41988.840000000004, "text": " jiddy is in call it's a great deal but thank you I feel so sorry"}, {"start": 41988.840000000004, "end": 41993.96, "text": " but I'm gonna be honest for me it's like it's hard for me to feel like"}, {"start": 41993.96, "end": 41998.560000000005, "text": " proud like I'm very happy with how things are going I'm like ecstatic to"}, {"start": 41998.560000000005, "end": 42002.64, "text": " wake up every day but the reason why I'm not gonna sit here and say I'm proud is"}, {"start": 42002.64, "end": 42007.0, "text": " because for me it doesn't feel real yet right like it feels like I could wake up"}, {"start": 42007.0, "end": 42012.6, "text": " tomorrow and it's like it was all just a dream. You know what I mean? And even though it's been"}, {"start": 42012.6, "end": 42017.88, "text": " like a few weeks now, it's like it still feels like that, right? Which I don't think is a bad thing,"}, {"start": 42017.88, "end": 42023.24, "text": " but it's like, for me, I don't feel proud. I just feel happy, right? And if that happiness"}, {"start": 42024.2, "end": 42028.44, "text": " results in better dreams, then all the better, right? But yeah, no, that's the other thing,"}, {"start": 42028.44, "end": 42032.68, "text": " though. For me as well, it's also a thing too of like, the reason I've always kind of like talked"}, {"start": 42032.68, "end": 42036.76, "text": " about like my story my backstory everything that happened you know like things I've overcome and"}, {"start": 42036.76, "end": 42042.68, "text": " stuff like that and security's fears whatever it just was you know people can relate to it like"}, {"start": 42042.68, "end": 42047.72, "text": " everyone has their own struggles you know and if I can southern I can like give a story that is"}, {"start": 42047.72, "end": 42052.52, "text": " like a way of me like kind of opening up a bit so to speak but that can help somebody that's"}, {"start": 42052.52, "end": 42056.2, "text": " going through something as well and it's like they don't see the light at the end of the tunnel"}, {"start": 42056.200000000004, "end": 42057.76, "text": " And it's like, oh nice."}, {"start": 42057.76, "end": 42059.920000000006, "text": " Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donald?"}, {"start": 42059.920000000006, "end": 42060.72, "text": " Best hack on the world."}, {"start": 42060.72, "end": 42062.04, "text": " No, it's okay, I'll thank you for all welcome."}, {"start": 42062.04, "end": 42064.00000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 42064.00000000001, "end": 42066.72, "text": " Whatever ended up happening with your heart problem."}, {"start": 42066.72, "end": 42069.76, "text": " So the heart problem, I ended up getting cleared of it"}, {"start": 42069.76, "end": 42070.520000000004, "text": " a few months after."}, {"start": 42070.520000000004, "end": 42072.08, "text": " Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donald?"}, {"start": 42072.08, "end": 42073.840000000004, "text": " To a point where now it's like there's not really"}, {"start": 42073.840000000004, "end": 42075.880000000005, "text": " any issues anymore."}, {"start": 42075.880000000005, "end": 42079.00000000001, "text": " But yeah, it was a few months of like, it was bad."}, {"start": 42079.00000000001, "end": 42079.96000000001, "text": " It's just the kids."}, {"start": 42079.96000000001, "end": 42082.600000000006, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 42082.600000000006, "end": 42084.240000000005, "text": " Please, Nick."}, {"start": 42084.24, "end": 42086.24, "text": " I know it's only just a few shots."}, {"start": 42086.24, "end": 42088.24, "text": " Thank you, Ro."}, {"start": 42088.24, "end": 42091.24, "text": " We're gonna end with a crazy teamfight scene right for it."}, {"start": 42091.24, "end": 42096.24, "text": " Yeah, I know it was a few months where it's like I couldn't lift, I couldn't do anything, and it's like..."}, {"start": 42096.24, "end": 42102.24, "text": " For me, it's like, in a normal scenario, like, I don't think it would have been that bad,"}, {"start": 42102.24, "end": 42105.24, "text": " but considering everything that I was going through at the time, it just felt like,"}, {"start": 42105.24, "end": 42108.24, "text": " damn, all this cancer and I can't even, like, lift."}, {"start": 42108.24, "end": 42113.24, "text": " Because I've always been a guy where it's like, I was always obsessed with the idea of never ending improvements, right?"}, {"start": 42113.24, "end": 42126.24, "text": " I wake up every day, I improve my body through the gym, I improve my, let's say, career through my streams, and I improve my skill of League of Legends through playing the Loth, and that, for me, was like an obsession, right?"}, {"start": 42126.24, "end": 42139.24, "text": " And the reason why it was an obsession was because I was like, if I'm not the best, then one day, anybody that I ever love, or anybody that I ever meet, or anyone that I ever, like, equine myself with, they'll leave me for someone that's better, you know?"}, {"start": 42139.24, "end": 42149.24, "text": " And that's a mentality that's going to bring you places physically, right?"}, {"start": 42149.24, "end": 42153.24, "text": " But it's going to bring you nowhere then too."}, {"start": 42153.24, "end": 42155.24, "text": " Oh fuck!"}, {"start": 42155.24, "end": 42157.24, "text": " I'm just going to tell you that's all for a shot."}, {"start": 42157.24, "end": 42158.24, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 42158.24, "end": 42162.24, "text": " So like, what I mean by that, just to give you guys a bit of a thing,"}, {"start": 42162.24, "end": 42165.24, "text": " because I think this is important to talk about especially nowadays,"}, {"start": 42165.24, "end": 42168.24, "text": " because things like looks maxing are becoming popular."}, {"start": 42168.24, "end": 42170.24, "text": " are so hard every game."}, {"start": 42170.24, "end": 42172.24, "text": " Thank you for the nice words."}, {"start": 42172.24, "end": 42173.24, "text": " Last question."}, {"start": 42173.24, "end": 42175.24, "text": " How did you defeat complacency?"}, {"start": 42175.24, "end": 42176.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 42176.24, "end": 42177.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 42177.24, "end": 42178.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 42178.24, "end": 42179.24, "text": " So we'll talk about that."}, {"start": 42179.24, "end": 42180.24, "text": " We'll talk about that."}, {"start": 42180.24, "end": 42182.479999999996, "text": " Let me mute the notifications for a minute."}, {"start": 42182.479999999996, "end": 42186.24, "text": " So what ends up happening, right, is I've always been a guy that's obsessed with"}, {"start": 42186.24, "end": 42187.24, "text": " improvement."}, {"start": 42187.24, "end": 42191.24, "text": " And the reason why is because I started off from a point in my life where I started"}, {"start": 42191.24, "end": 42193.88, "text": " from zero on everything, right?"}, {"start": 42193.88, "end": 42195.86, "text": " With my physique, I start off obese."}, {"start": 42195.86, "end": 42198.36, "text": " With my league ranks, I start off bronze."}, {"start": 42198.36, "end": 42200.84, "text": " With my streams, I start off one viewer."}, {"start": 42200.84, "end": 42206.159999999996, "text": " And when you start off from the bottom, you realize how differently people treat you when"}, {"start": 42206.159999999996, "end": 42211.24, "text": " you have nothing versus when you have something, right?"}, {"start": 42211.24, "end": 42214.6, "text": " You realize how different people are going to treat you when you're overweight versus"}, {"start": 42214.6, "end": 42215.759999999995, "text": " when you're athletic."}, {"start": 42215.759999999995, "end": 42219.219999999994, "text": " You realize how different people are going to treat you when they could gain something"}, {"start": 42219.219999999994, "end": 42221.799999999996, "text": " off you or they can't, right?"}, {"start": 42221.8, "end": 42226.36, "text": " And for me, it manifests in this way where it's like, I was saying that I was like, I"}, {"start": 42226.36, "end": 42229.200000000004, "text": " need to be the best, I need to be the best, I need to be the best."}, {"start": 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{"start": 42254.200000000004, "end": 42257.840000000004, "text": " all that, right?"}, {"start": 42257.840000000004, "end": 42263.36, "text": " But what's interesting about that mentality is that even when you have everything you"}, {"start": 42263.36, "end": 42268.4, "text": " can possibly want, you feel like you have nothing, right?"}, {"start": 42268.4, "end": 42277.16, "text": " I remember being at a point where I had 20,000 viewers in Korea and I felt so empty inside,"}, {"start": 42277.16, "end": 42283.32000000001, "text": " so empty that I'm not even shitting you, I would end my streams and I would literally"}, {"start": 42283.32000000001, "end": 42291.240000000005, "text": " message 10 random girls that I love them for literally no reason other than I was like"}, {"start": 42291.240000000005, "end": 42295.32000000001, "text": " if they say it back then maybe it'll fill that void for 5 seconds."}, {"start": 42295.32000000001, "end": 42296.32000000001, "text": " Not even shitting you."}, {"start": 42296.32000000001, "end": 42299.36, "text": " That's how fucked it was."}, {"start": 42299.36, "end": 42309.840000000004, "text": " So what ends up happening is eventually one day, I'm sitting there and I'm like, I'm going"}, {"start": 42309.840000000004, "end": 42315.0, "text": " to be honest, this mentality is not really helping me."}, {"start": 42315.0, "end": 42323.04, "text": " And I started dating Laura and even then it was like, I was dating Laura the right way"}, {"start": 42323.04, "end": 42328.16, "text": " because the problem is that she isn't bad to me in any way whatsoever but the problem"}, {"start": 42328.16, "end": 42332.32000000001, "text": " with her is that she doesn't make me insecure. So as a result, I don't feel the need to"}, {"start": 42332.32000000001, "end": 42339.64000000001, "text": " like keep grinding, right? So I would sit there, right? And every single day was like"}, {"start": 42339.64000000001, "end": 42344.76, "text": " this constant internal battle, because I was like, she's so great for me, and she's so"}, {"start": 42344.76, "end": 42350.48, "text": " perfect for me. But is that really what I need? Or do I need to just like condemn myself"}, {"start": 42350.48, "end": 42355.600000000006, "text": " to like loneliness? Because at least in loneliness, I'll be able to push myself for even more"}, {"start": 42355.6, "end": 42360.439999999995, "text": " material right material wealth material success and all that and then maybe one"}, {"start": 42360.439999999995, "end": 42365.24, "text": " day when I feel like I have enough then I can like take a step back you know and"}, {"start": 42365.24, "end": 42372.76, "text": " that was what ultimately led to the whole like breakup thing that happened I"}, {"start": 42372.76, "end": 42377.88, "text": " think the third time we had gone to Germany where it's like at one point I"}, {"start": 42377.88, "end": 42382.28, "text": " just broke up with her because I was like I can't do it anymore you know like"}, {"start": 42382.28, "end": 42387.0, "text": " Like this constant nagging doubt and fear that I have that I'm wasting all my potential"}, {"start": 42387.0, "end": 42392.119999999995, "text": " that I'm not going to actually make it anywhere, that I'm never going to actually succeed or"}, {"start": 42392.119999999995, "end": 42396.56, "text": " be able to get back to my heights because I'm limiting myself by not being insecure anymore."}, {"start": 42396.56, "end": 42399.04, "text": " I don't know if I can deal with that."}, {"start": 42399.04, "end": 42404.36, "text": " And it didn't even take me 24 hours until I realized I made a mistake."}, {"start": 42404.36, "end": 42411.08, "text": " And it was actually kind of funny because one of the reasons why I actually ended up"}, {"start": 42411.08, "end": 42416.28, "text": " realizing like this is one of the worst mistakes that I could ever make, is because after that"}, {"start": 42416.28, "end": 42423.8, "text": " whole break up thing, I remember I went to the gym at one point and I was at the gym and I saw"}, {"start": 42423.8, "end": 42430.76, "text": " literally like borderline crying because all I could think about was how in her free time she"}, {"start": 42430.76, "end": 42435.72, "text": " plays these like silly little phone games. You know what I mean? And that's what she loves doing,"}, {"start": 42435.72, "end": 42442.32, "text": " like these just like random phone games like these random mobile games and I"}, {"start": 42442.32, "end": 42448.12, "text": " don't know why but that's literally all I could think about I was like she just"}, {"start": 42448.12, "end": 42455.56, "text": " loves those fucking phone games man and it's like it was the most like a random"}, {"start": 42455.56, "end": 42460.6, "text": " thing but I couldn't get it out of my head and then that's when I was like"}, {"start": 42460.6, "end": 42469.18, "text": " wait I think I genuinely really love this person it's like my core you know what"}, {"start": 42469.18, "end": 42474.34, "text": " I mean because for me before it was like love was just like a word you know but"}, {"start": 42474.34, "end": 42478.659999999996, "text": " then sitting there and like when it's just like that small thing that's gonna"}, {"start": 42478.659999999996, "end": 42482.299999999996, "text": " evoke that you know it's like then I was like wait the fuck am I doing you know"}, {"start": 42482.299999999996, "end": 42487.939999999995, "text": " suddenly I ended up like talking it over all that kind of stuff she agreed to"}, {"start": 42487.94, "end": 42490.48, "text": " So, you know, like, help me work through it."}, {"start": 42490.48, "end": 42495.68, "text": " I ended up going to therapy, right, started therapy and stopped it for a bit."}, {"start": 42495.68, "end": 42496.68, "text": " We started again."}, {"start": 42496.68, "end": 42501.26, "text": " Today I'm still in it, you know, but just like to help me cope with those feelings and all"}, {"start": 42501.26, "end": 42502.26, "text": " that."}, {"start": 42502.26, "end": 42508.380000000005, "text": " And, yeah, nowadays we're like married, you know, and that was for me like a thing where"}, {"start": 42508.380000000005, "end": 42514.58, "text": " it's like, now I think back and I'm like, wow, I'm entering like a second prime, so"}, {"start": 42514.58, "end": 42516.08, "text": " to speak, right?"}, {"start": 42516.08, "end": 42518.76, "text": " And I'd argue that I'm probably the funniest I've ever been."}, {"start": 42518.76, "end": 42523.4, "text": " I'm also playing extremely well too, unlike so many different champs, like my gameplay"}, {"start": 42523.4, "end": 42525.76, "text": " is not bad at all, you know."}, {"start": 42525.76, "end": 42531.08, "text": " And I'm doing it while I'm in a relationship, you know, while I have somebody that I love"}, {"start": 42531.08, "end": 42536.96, "text": " while I'm married, you know, and it's like, it's like almost impossible to comprehend"}, {"start": 42536.96, "end": 42541.6, "text": " or at least it would have been for me two or three years ago, right?"}, {"start": 42541.6, "end": 42548.159999999996, "text": " So to answer the guy that had the question about complacency, the thing about it is that"}, {"start": 42548.159999999996, "end": 42554.24, "text": " most of the time people's motivators are going to be external."}, {"start": 42554.24, "end": 42562.439999999995, "text": " Or it'll be something like insecurity, which is internal, but it manifests itself externally."}, {"start": 42562.439999999995, "end": 42567.38, "text": " And the problem is that when you remove these external motivators, the only person you really"}, {"start": 42567.38, "end": 42577.74, "text": " have is like who you are you know and the thing is and the thing is like especially"}, {"start": 42577.74, "end": 42582.06, "text": " for someone like me like I always prodded myself on being like this like warrior that"}, {"start": 42582.06, "end": 42586.46, "text": " would like you know like overcome no matter the cost and all that kind of stuff but then"}, {"start": 42586.46, "end": 42590.74, "text": " I was like I came to realize dude when push comes to shove am I really that dude like"}, {"start": 42590.74, "end": 42594.219999999994, "text": " I'm sitting there I always give up these different challenges I never really like follow through"}, {"start": 42594.22, "end": 42597.86, "text": " with anything and then like I don't really feel like motivated about anything you know"}, {"start": 42597.86, "end": 42601.9, "text": " like I just kind of go through the motions but it's like I say that I'm a warrior so"}, {"start": 42601.9, "end": 42607.9, "text": " am I really or am I just like laughing you know and I'm gonna be honest for me overcoming"}, {"start": 42607.9, "end": 42615.380000000005, "text": " that complacency it never really happened you know like I would even say that to the"}, {"start": 42615.380000000005, "end": 42622.58, "text": " stay right had it not been for you know like Jinxie making me as coach and all kind of"}, {"start": 42622.58, "end": 42631.020000000004, "text": " stuff, would I still be complacent today? 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with feelings of support."}, {"start": 42753.12, "end": 42755.0, "text": " And I really appreciate the premise, all of them."}, {"start": 42755.0, "end": 42756.52, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 42756.52, "end": 42758.04, "text": " Now that I've shared the lowest points to your Sherman"}, {"start": 42758.04, "end": 42760.92, "text": " creator, let's turn it all down again,"}, {"start": 42760.92, "end": 42763.72, "text": " but I'm not losing on the Shumtai."}, {"start": 42763.72, "end": 42764.84, "text": " Share some of the highlights."}, {"start": 42764.840000000004, "end": 42766.600000000006, "text": " one that comes to mind with the beginning of the season"}, {"start": 42766.600000000006, "end": 42769.76, "text": " challenge races, I have an Washington affairs,"}, {"start": 42769.76, "end": 42771.16, "text": " so highlights."}, {"start": 42773.12, "end": 42775.280000000006, "text": " You think that camp was so impacted policy?"}, {"start": 42775.280000000006, "end": 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I think is a big one"}, {"start": 42814.32, "end": 42818.04, "text": " Another highlight of my career was the first career trip, right?"}, {"start": 42818.04, "end": 42823.16, "text": " obviously another highlight was the first Europe trip that was like another"}, {"start": 42823.16, "end": 42829.32, "text": " big one too because both of those trips were just like me really like overcoming"}, {"start": 42829.32, "end": 42834.24, "text": " a lot of odds and really showing up and being like hey I'm not what you guys"}, {"start": 42834.24, "end": 42838.32, "text": " think I am you're having like I'm better and then also like falling in love with"}, {"start": 42838.32, "end": 42842.840000000004, "text": " streaming again so I would say like those three for sure then there was this"}, {"start": 42842.840000000004, "end": 42847.76, "text": " This other thing where was the beginning of season challenge erases."}, {"start": 42847.76, "end": 42852.16, "text": " So there was one time that I did 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Literally I shouldn't you know when I say"}, {"start": 43014.98, "end": 43021.3, "text": " this guy's like 45 minutes before the cutoff ends so it's like it was like we"}, {"start": 43021.3, "end": 43025.600000000006, "text": " were both one man away from challenger both 45 minutes before the cutoff ends"}, {"start": 43025.600000000006, "end": 43030.5, "text": " and it's like he won I didn't I'm pretty sure if I'm not mistaken I got target"}, {"start": 43030.5, "end": 43034.94, "text": " ban and target ends of that game though which was like unfortunate but it is what"}, {"start": 43034.94, "end": 43041.66, "text": " it is right and that day I remember I was peeking like fucking 16,000 viewers"}, {"start": 43041.66, "end": 43044.3, "text": " was like it was fucking crazy, right?"}, {"start": 43044.3, "end": 43046.9, "text": " So that was another highlight for me."}, {"start": 43046.9, "end": 43049.020000000004, "text": " Another highlight for me was at one point"}, {"start": 43049.020000000004, "end": 43051.66, "text": " I had gone to Brazil, right?"}, {"start": 43051.66, "end": 43053.340000000004, "text": " Because I was supposed to participate in this tournament"}, {"start": 43053.340000000004, "end": 43054.66, "text": " with a few other people,"}, {"start": 43054.66, "end": 43056.22, "text": " but the tournament did not go through,"}, {"start": 43056.22, "end": 43058.26, "text": " there was a whole shit show, whatever."}, {"start": 43058.26, "end": 43060.5, "text": " So at one point I said, you know what?"}, {"start": 43060.5, "end": 43062.420000000006, "text": " I'm gonna end up sitting here,"}, {"start": 43062.420000000006, "end": 43065.5, "text": " and I'm gonna actually go for Challenger in Brazil."}, {"start": 43065.5, "end": 43066.780000000006, "text": " Because I haven't had Challenger yet,"}, {"start": 43066.780000000006, "end": 43070.86, "text": " I had Grandmaster and think of this, okay?"}, {"start": 43070.86, "end": 43076.86, "text": " When the season ended in Brazil, I ended as the rank 301 Grandmaster,"}, {"start": 43076.86, "end": 43081.86, "text": " which means that I was the rank one Grandmaster because top 200 is Challenger."}, {"start": 43081.86, "end": 43088.86, "text": " And the only reason why I didn't a Challenger is unironically because Qtams were so long there."}, {"start": 43088.86, "end": 43095.86, "text": " Oh, that sucks. That's really sad. It's because Qtams were so long."}, {"start": 43100.86, "end": 43106.46, "text": " signal. Qtimes were so long that it was impossible to find a game before like 15 minutes, right?"}, {"start": 43107.9, "end": 43115.5, "text": " So I ended up ending that season, ranked 301, and then the new season starts, right? And I'm like,"}, {"start": 43115.5, "end": 43121.66, "text": " whatever, playing casually, you know, whatever it is. So then at one point, Challenger Cutoff is 500LP,"}, {"start": 43121.66, "end": 43134.22, "text": " right? Challenger Crop is 500 LP and I woke up that morning and I was about, I was 15 wins away."}, {"start": 43134.22, "end": 43140.380000000005, "text": " So what's 15 times to 300? I woke up and I was 200 LP Grandmaster. Okay. And keep in mind that I"}, {"start": 43140.380000000005, "end": 43147.58, "text": " would gain about 20 LP for one. 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Bro my dad has been fucking crazy today. Jesus."}, {"start": 43808.62, "end": 43827.62, "text": " Let's run this one too. I didn't say anything. Can you explain why you path away from double"}, {"start": 43827.62, "end": 43838.62, "text": " I can explain if you got him too."}, {"start": 43838.62, "end": 43845.62, "text": " Who does he think he has a lot of heart?"}, {"start": 43845.62, "end": 43847.62, "text": " Let's go for him."}, {"start": 43847.62, "end": 43848.62, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 43848.62, "end": 43854.62, "text": " Oh my god, wait, wait."}, {"start": 43854.62, "end": 43864.62, "text": " Alright, we're going to win this one, guys, we got a big daddy who's got this one."}, {"start": 43864.62, "end": 43870.82, "text": " I don't know if we win this one, not that many, I don't know if we win this one, it's"}, {"start": 43870.82, "end": 43871.82, "text": " like 1v5."}, {"start": 43871.82, "end": 43880.060000000005, "text": " What do you think of Joe and Ron?"}, {"start": 43880.060000000005, "end": 43883.26, "text": " They're nice, they're cool."}, {"start": 43883.26, "end": 43885.62, "text": " It's just always like a bit awkward though like when I first meet people"}, {"start": 43886.1, "end": 43891.380000000005, "text": " Because like I don't want to be like the guy that wants him that inserts himself in every convoy"}, {"start": 43891.380000000005, "end": 43895.1, "text": " You know, but the thing is like as a streamer normally, it's like that's who you want to be"}, {"start": 43895.1, "end": 43900.5, "text": " You know, it's different if it's like League of Legends oriented because I can really like take like a friend"}, {"start": 43900.5, "end": 43907.98, "text": " But it's like if it's just regular conversations just talking and like a group setting. I'm always gonna be like the silent guy, you know, I"}, {"start": 43907.98, "end": 43916.5, "text": " I do really well when I'm like one-on-ones with people or it's like if I'm the talkative"}, {"start": 43916.5, "end": 43920.700000000004, "text": " one out of a group of people that are typically silent, they might do well, but if I'm like"}, {"start": 43920.700000000004, "end": 43933.3, "text": " a group of people that are like, I'd show her it's kind of like."}, {"start": 43933.3, "end": 43940.380000000005, "text": " I'm glad you feel supported by the streaming community now, you deserve it."}, {"start": 43940.380000000005, "end": 43943.700000000004, "text": " I feel like it's hard for league streamers to branch out."}, {"start": 43943.700000000004, "end": 43947.86, "text": " The only other league streamer I can think of that's known by other communities is Tyler"}, {"start": 43947.86, "end": 43948.86, "text": " 1."}, {"start": 43948.86, "end": 43958.740000000005, "text": " His fanbase is still strong."}, {"start": 43958.74, "end": 43964.02, "text": " My goat, on my rank up back to masters, I somehow play my Heimerdinger into T.S."}, {"start": 43964.02, "end": 43967.02, "text": " later in his smurf and turbo sprint the game of T.I."}, {"start": 43967.02, "end": 43970.9, "text": " When Zero's in my life, I can make a reticule about it, it can be like, dude, smurfs are"}, {"start": 43970.9, "end": 43975.9, "text": " ruining my life when they're surfing, so..."}, {"start": 43975.9, "end": 43983.38, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 43983.38, "end": 43986.299999999996, "text": " What the fuck is that zen healing, guys?"}, {"start": 43986.299999999996, "end": 43988.299999999996, "text": " What am I looking at?"}, {"start": 43988.3, "end": 43999.3, "text": " Yo, what?"}, {"start": 43999.3, "end": 44004.780000000006, "text": " Not if you expect to actually make it as a streamer, if you aren't the honest truth."}, {"start": 44004.780000000006, "end": 44008.780000000006, "text": " Like especially nowadays making it as a streamer is like the hardest thing they can make it"}, {"start": 44008.780000000006, "end": 44014.22, "text": " as because of how like oversaturated and like relatively underpaid it is."}, {"start": 44014.22, "end": 44019.12, "text": " Now the reason why I say relatively underpaid is because if you compare somebody I'd like for example"}, {"start": 44023.020000000004, "end": 44029.380000000005, "text": " Like if you compare like let's say the level of like monetary success that the top let's say"}, {"start": 44030.66, "end": 44034.82, "text": " 5% are gonna make as like streamers versus youtubers and something like close, you know"}, {"start": 44034.82, "end": 44040.0, "text": " And you to do YouTube is also like way more evergreen has way more potential way more like"}, {"start": 44040.0, "end": 44044.48, "text": " a possibility that my streaming does as well. 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